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The Way It Should Be
Native Words
- All Indians must dance, everywhere, keep on dancing. Pretty soon in the next spring Great Spirit come. He bring back all game of every kind. The game will be thick everywhere. All dead Indians come back and live again. They all be strong just like young men, be young again. Old blind Indians see again and get young and have fine time. When Great Spirit comes this way, then all the Indians go to the mountains, high up away from the whites. Whites can’t hurt Indians then. Then while Indians way up high, big flood comes like water and all white people die, get drowned. After that, water go away and then nobody but Indians everywhere and game all kinds thick. Then medicine man tell Indians to send word to all Indians to keep up dancing and the good time will come. Indians who don't dance, who don't believe in the word, will grow little, just about a foot high, and stay that way. Some of them will be turned into wood and be burned in fire.
Vip Contest
Ok. We are back and we are sorry that our old page got deleted. Here is the story. We like to hold a contest. We offer to our fan the oppertunity to be our #1 fan. If this person buys us a VIP we will dedicate an album to him, add him/her to our family so that only he/she can view them. Also we will once a week make him a custom comment. We love our fans and thats why we do it. Now we want to say that we dont need someone to buy it, our page manager will pay for it if no one else does. So dont think that we are here to use the people of fubar. We love our fans and we will work hard to make them as happy as we can. The other thing we ask is that all be respectful. If our manager feels that you are being crude and nasty, he will delete you and block you. This page was his idea. He in a nice guy and he doesnt mind comments about our bodies, but dont be telling us what you want to do to us. We dont like it and neither will he. Other than that we are happy to be back here and we look forwar
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.....
1. C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 2. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 3. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "'Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Insomnia: A Blog Entry.
Insomnia is a symptom of a sleeping disorder characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep despite the opportunity. It is typically followed by functional impairment while awake. Insomniacs have been known to complain about being unable to close their eyes or "rest their mind" for more than a few minutes at a time. Both organic and non-organic insomnia constitute a sleep disorder.[1][2] TYPES OF INSOMNIA: Although there are several different degrees of insomnia, about three types of insomnia have been clearly identified: transient, acute, and chronic. Transient insomnia lasts from days to weeks. It can be caused by another disorder, by changes in the sleep environment, by the timing of sleep, or by stress. Its consequences - sleepiness and impaired psychomotor performance - are similar to those of sleep deprivation.[5] Acute insomnia is the inability to consistently sleep well for a period of between three weeks to six months.[6] Chronic inso
I Won The Lottery. . . .
Now that I have you here, please allow me to waste about 5 seconds more of your time. I am trying for Spotlight on my birthday. I look at all the people who have made spotlight and they have THOUSANDS of friends, well I don't, but I think that the friends I do have, rock harder than anyone else. I know that with your help, I can do this, and because you know me, you know I always return the kindness that is shown to me. Any donations, big or small, are appreciated and won't go unrewarded. If you need a spotlight, you know I will do the same for you. Besides, you girls have a better chance of getting it than any of us guys, so please, help me out. You need to Level? I have 11's, I can comment bomb you, anything you need. I am always here when you need something, please do the same for me. bew1769(Master of Firechick728)
Naked Pics? - For A Friend
Now that I have you here, please allow me to waste about 5 seconds more of your time. I am trying for Spotlight on my birthday. I look at all the people who have made spotlight and they have THOUSANDS of friends, well I don't, but I think that the friends I do have, rock harder than anyone else. I know that with your help, I can do this, and because you know me, you know I always return the kindness that is shown to me. Any donations, big or small, are appreciated and won't go unrewarded. If you need a spotlight, you know I will do the same for you. Besides, you girls have a better chance of getting it than any of us guys, so please, help me out. You need to Level? I have 11's, I can comment bomb you, anything you need. I am always here when you need something, please do the same for me. bew1769(Master of Firechick728)
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Venting
I hate when people throw the word "love" around. I'm in my thirties and I have heard many friend say "love was not meant for me". In my opinion they are mistaking love with lust, thier insecurities, and other feelings. If you ever feel that there is no love or that it will never find you do one thing stop for one minute and close your eyes,..........can you hear it?..... a pulse from your heart............now can you feel that?.................... I believe that is love because when you can love everything about yourself then you can experience part of love. I love myself and I love everyone so if your out of love just remember what I said earlier and I will try to share some of my love. To all love is a part of you.
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I Just Can 't Understand
Look at me and tell me you don't love me anymore tell me i am no longer your child explain how you can turn your back on flesh and blood assure me your okay with not being in my life you made a promise to me while you were tucking me into bed that you would never leave me YOU LIED because of some bitch you cast me out shunning me from girls i love so much I still lay awake and cry sometimes just needing my daddy and your not there.... I just don't understand anymore :(
Moon
The moon is often an archetypal woman image. In many cultures and religious orders, the moon is identified as a mother figure. This is true in Native American, African, Christian, and Eastern literature and lore. The moon dream may come with or generate an intuitive feeling that someone in the inner circle of your life is pregnant. Another moon scenario is a product of the twentieth century. Specifically, the desire for space travel. These dreams can be based on either the scientific desire to experience the event or the spiritual desire for absolute separation from the churning, tumultuous human experience on earth. The moon can also evoke feelings of magic and mystery.
Jon Voigth .. Good Job . Glad You Said What Others Are Thinking About This Guy (no To Obama!!!)
Source: partyhearty.org "Actor Jon Voight, the 69-year-old father of Angelina Jolie, has penned a biting critique of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama. “The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way,” he wrote in the Washington Times Monday. “The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds,” he wrote, comparing Obama’s campaign with the “Marxist propaganda underlying the so-called peace movement” in the 1960s. Voight theorizes that “Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger” who “will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America” if he is elected. The actor concludes: “If, God forbid, we li
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Deep Thoughts............ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent? Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a twat. Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be righ
Lollipop Train
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No More Mrs. Nice Girl
So I have been thinking, I am pretty much nice to alot of people on here, but lately I find myself so irritated with the people on here and tired of being nice.. so from now on.. Im no longer nice. Unless you're nice to me.
Love
How do you know its love? Is it when your thoughts are always on them? Yet you lose the ability to think when they are around? The need and desire to make them happy? To do everything possible to never let them down Is it the way they make you feel? Or the fact that when they are near, You could not imagine a better place to be Then in thier arms Looking into thier eyes And seeing the love reflected back at you Knowing there is no greater feeling in the world.
Looking For Answers
Confusion Clouding my mind Making it almost impossible to bear Sometimes i wonder Do you even want to be here? Or is it just something you do Because that is what you've always done? how can u say you love me When you would always rather be gone Than here with me Do i not interest you any more? Am i no longer exciting to you? Is it you? Or is it me? My questions only make me think of things That i do not want answers to I could not bear the thought If these things were true I wish i could tell you These things that i am feeling But you would only shake your head Disgusted at what i was saying Is it so wrong for me to want your attention? I feel like the least important thing in your life Am i? Is our whole life of happiness...one big lie?
Bomb Me And Bratts Give Away For Bling
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS. NOW WE NEED HELP WITH OURS SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾
Cutting Words
Your words You use as a weapon Against my heart With every word Ripping me more apart Digging deep into my soul Shredding my confidence To where i am no longer whole I am in pieces, Broken down and dying You dont see how your remarks cut me How your words leave me crying You close ur eyes to my pain As i fight back the tears Waiting for you to explain Hoping that theres Some mistake A misunderstanding But then i realize This is you You will never understand Or appreciate me for who i am
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The Bad Ending.
My sister is on the phone right now and we are talking about Castlevania. It's funny because if you beat certain parts and you're not supposed to, it saves the game and you have to figure out how you're supposed to really do it. Sis calls it The Bad Ending. I feel like I'm in a really messed up fairy tale lol
If I Close My Eyes Forever
Baby i get so scared inside and i don't really understand is it love that is on my mind or is it fantasy Heaven, is in the palm of my hand and its waiting here for you what am i supposed to do with a child of prejudy Chorus: If i close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged if i close my eyes forever would it all remain the same Sometimes its hard to hold on so hard to hold on to all my dreams its not always what it seems when your face to face to me like a dagger you stick me in the heart or taste the blood from my blade and when we're asleep would you shelter me in your warm and dark grave Chorus: If i close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged if i close my eyes forever would it all remain the same Will you ever take me no i just can't take the pain would you ever trust me no i'll never feel the same I know i've been so hard on you i know i've told you lies if i could have just one more wish i would wipe the cobwebs from my eyes
Toosexy Is Holding An Auction!!!
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Salutes
I have been on fubar several times and have deleted my account several times. I put up a salute today when I took a current photo. I think there should be some rule put on fubar that you have so much time to post a salute or your account get's deleted. The reason I say this ..is because you have no idea who is talking to you in your shoutbox...or who is befriending you with out some sort of confirmation of who they really are. Just my thoughts on the subject.
Testing....1,2,3...
Meh. Is it true? YOU tell me :) Your score on this personality test was 71%  Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural lead, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.Personality QuizTake More Quizzes -REL
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Wow
Well hey everyone, hell there been alot of changes around here since I was last on lol. For those of you all that don't know me then fine,my wife and I didn't make much of an impact on ya'll and that ok,such is life :) For any that remember us,well hey...we miss you all and wish we were in a position to keep better in touch but at the moment we just can't. We haven't forgotten you all...especially some very special friends we got close to and you know who you are. On that note we haven't forgotten the ones we thought we were close to and found out otherwise...so don't you guy's bother! Anyway's just a note for our friends to say we alive and well and those of you who came to mean so much in our lives still do as I alway's said. Your all in our heart's and thought's. We miss ya guy's and take care! Kevin and Bev :)
Things I Miss (these May Date Me ... Or You)
I miss.... The smell of Agree shampoo. The feel of a warm summer rain, hoping to the porch for protection when the clouds burst then running barefoot through the puddles immediately after. Long walks through the mountain. Swimming in Harvey's Creek, the water too cold and the rocks so slimy you had to wear your sneakers. Swinging from the cherry tree branches. Catching the brass ring on the carousel. EAST COAST PIZZA!! Zoom. (ok I don't really but it was a memory lol) My father. Dancing to Disco and not feeling it was weird. (told ya I'd be dating myself) Picking Lily of the Valley in an old dilapidated cemetery. Shoveling snow to earn a dollar Milk for .25 a gallon Payphone call .10 I miss when 100 pennies was a LOT of coin!! Casey Kasem's American Top 40 Countdowns every Sunday afternoon Hanging clothes on the line to dry. Rolling down big hills in refrigerator boxes. Feathered hair. Planet of the Apes on Friday nights. Mr. Softee the ice cream man
Come Own Me And Drop A Rate If You Please! :)
Ok here goes nothin, I officially entered my second auction so come place your bids. And while you're there please rate the picture. Click the picture to bid:
Need Comments
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In The House W/
alright ladies and everyone else. . . i'm posting this, because i'm curious 2 see what peoples opinions are of some music. . . i would appreciate as much positive feedback and constructive criticism. . . if you love music, and can give honest opinions. . . message me. . .and get ready for "THAT HOTT SHiTT"! we appreciate all those that take the time to hear our music. . . thank yoU G-HO$-T ZAPNOW records
Now For A Dose Of Caffeine Free Diet Hatred
Dear Public, I know you and I have danced this dance more then either of us care to remember, but for old time's sake lets light up the floor one more time. PLEASE can you stop being so stupid??? All I ask is that one day go by in which I am not confronted by some ignorant brainless asshole who couldn't fuck his way out of a paper bag (let alone into one.) Let me explain, I was at lunch today and I was wearing a sweatshirt (due to cancer my body temp is lower then it should be so Im always cold!) anyway as is usually the case some guy approached me and asked me why I was wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degree weather. So I explained it to him and as he was such an intelligent being his response was..."So what, you're like a Polar Bear?" YEA THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM LIKE!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET DID YOU STEP OFF OF MEATBALL? POLAR BEARS LIVE IN ALASKA WHERE ITS -20 On a HOT DAY. They need all that fur because if they didnt have it they'd end up like you BRAINDEAD! Goddamn it just once I'd like
What Was I Thinking
As most of you who read my mindless yappings know, my back and hip is in bad shape. I had a week where things seemed on the upswing, then a relapse, but in that period, I decided that no matter how much it hurts, I have to start doing normal things, within reason. Which means, if there is something I can do that I don't have to sit for extended periods of time, squat, bend over, run, lift heavy things, or sleep for over 5 hours...or have sex...I'm your man. So of course, my mom immediately wants me to put together a glider she bought. That takes 4 of the six. My wife comes up with a honey do list, which entails all six of the actions. I have a few things myself I'd like to do, but I understand, and want to wait for the boy to get home, so he can do the heavy work. So now I am back to square one. I think that I am better off just pretending I can't do anything, so at least they can get that through their numb skulls. I just want to recuperate. The problem is, nothing is
Thank Your Local Firefighter Ems Medic Or Pd
THANK A FIREFIGHTER , MEDIC, EMT AND THE PD Body: I Wish You Could See I wish you could see the sadness of a businessman as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or lost for good. I wish you could know what it is like too search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burn. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. but wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you could knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound
The Proof Is In The....streudel???
Alright Boys and Girls here's your history lesson for the week. According to the Nazi's the master race consisted of those with Blond Hair and Blue Eyes...Great...ANYBODY EVER SEE A FUCKING PICTURE OF HITLER??? This asshole had brown hair brown eyes and looked like he had just been run the fuck over by Herbie the Love Bug. Incredible...Hitler ran most of goddamn Europe and he looked nothing like the Master Race he was hoping to create. Anyone still wondering why Germany lost World War 2?
Nsfw Auction Ends Tomorrow Night 8pm!
Now that the last auction winner is now done with me, it's time for a new NSFW auction everyone! Guys & Gals, I need some fu-bucks, so i'm going to do a auction for one-time only viewing of my NSFW pics to the highest bidder. AUCTION RULES: Starting bid is 50,000 fu-bucks & each additional bid must increase by at least 10,000 fu-bucks increments. You may bid as many times as you wish just, as long as, the bids adhere to the rules of the auction. Bling pack = 10,000 fu-bucks1 day Blast = 50,000 fu-bucks3 day Blast = 100,000 fu-bucks7 day Blast = 200,000 fu-bucksTicker = 250,000 fubucks30 day VIP = 350,000 fu-bucks3 month VIP = 400,000 fu-bucks30 day Blast = 500,000 fu-bucksHappy Hour = 1,000,000 fu-bucks Winnings: - Allow you to view/rate my NSFW pics for 2 weeks- Own me for 2 weeks- Will rate 11's up to 100 pics- Fan & Rate Your Profile- 2 profile comments- 2 pic comments of my choice- 2 gifts of my choice*NOTICE*Serious bidders only. Any bidder who takes advantage/ha
Stuff That Irritates Me And Thoughts Bought Babies
Everyone is important and there's very people in this world I would give my own life for and fight someone about. I was raised to respect women and childeren and elders. One of the things that pisses me off the most is how a asshole of a man can treat a woman or baby like shit and that there no good, especially babies. They don't ask to be brought in this world, but there here and they deserve all the love and support they can get. When I father rejects his on baby or babies then he is rejecting a part of himself cause that's part of his blood running thru his childs vien. A father should be beg to spend time with there child because they have it lucky. There's fathers out there that can't even see there child or children. A baby is a blessing on this Earth and women have deserve lots of respect cause they have to carry another living person(s) inside them for 9 months or sometimes shorter. I value a childes life over my own cause i've lived here for almost 28 years and they
Hi Everyone!
As you can all guess, I am new to FuBar, so if I don't seem to know what I am doing, please be patient with me, I am learning lol. If you see I need help, please offer away!!! Hope everyone has a great day and go to my husband's lounge, Party Pad (had to throw that in.) Laterz! Lady Dy
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Menu Survey For School
hello everyone-- i am doing a project for school and i have to survey 50 people on what they will order off my menu. what i need you to do (if you have time) is to look over the menu below and choose something that you would order. you can choose from one or all of that categories what ever you like. then just reply to this email and let me know what you would order. thanks for the help---Amber APPITIZERS French Baguettes with Home Made Pesto Baked Green Peppers with Spanish Rice Deep Fried Cauliflower & Broccoli Crab Martini with Asparagus SOUPS Garden Vegetable Soup Cold Cucumber soup Cockaleekie Soup Fresh Fruit Soup SALADS Cucumber-Tomato Salad Cobb Salad Club salad ENTREES Seasoned Snow Crab Legs with Home Style Mashed Potatoes Osso Buco with Mashed Potatoes & Wild Mushrooms Pan Fried Walleye with Steamed Vegetables Orecchiette with Broccoli Raab Beer Basted Pulled Pork Roast Vegetarian Jambalaya Chicken Alfredo Chicken Stir Fr
Chainsaw Maid
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Im Up For Auction Again!
Hey everyone! Im up for auction again and Ive made you are great offer. So go by and rate my pic and place your bids. Offer will go up as the bids go up. You wont be sorry I promise!!!
Hump Day??
So...anyone know the true meaning of hump day?? please inform me...because i know its not about it being the middle of the week..lol..who gives a shit? and its not about humping in the literal sense..because..well..its been awhile since i have humped on a wedsnday..haha..guess i just dont have the right lady around on a wedsnday..haha..anyways..wtf?
Fetishes
Fetish/Medical Terms Acomoclitic - A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia - Circumcision. Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins. Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay. Agoraphilia - Arousal from having sex in public places. Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities. Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities. Albutophilia - Arousal from water. Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism. Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain. Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex. Allorgasmia - The need to fantasize about a more desirable partner i
Love
Ok, I havent written a blog before, dont know if im doing this right, but whatever i guess. So, those who know me know that Im in love with a sexy Canadian named Bobby. I met him online, been talking to him for 9 months, but seriously dating for 6 months. All my friends keep asking me, have u done it yet? Well, no we havent, but is that all a relationship should be about? Shouldnt u get to know the person first? Yeah, Im not a virgin, have a daughter. Guess Im older now, and Im looking for the real thing, not just a good f***. So how do u know ur in love? What are the things that make you curl your toes, or get butterflies in your tummy? I love just sitting on the front porch, drinking a beer, holding hands and talking bout everything. I love how he holds my hand without having to ask. I love how he calls me baby. I love when he kisses me and gives me butterflies. I love how he smiles when he looks at me cuz he thinks im beautiful. I love when he holds me when I cry
More Than Meets The Eye
May you know that a wisdom and a love transcend the things you will see and touch today. Walk in this light each step of the way. Never forget that there is more to this existence than the material side of things. And be blessed when you suddenly become aware of it: in the smile of a child, in the recognition of your own soul's existence,in the dread of death, and in the longing for immortality.
Fun Friends And Forwards
We share recipes, kids craft ideas, time savers around the house, party ideas, camping tricks and hints, national sports articles, national news articles, clean jokes, and more more more. This group is not intended for minors. Every now and then an R rated share comes through. If you get freaky... then no peeky!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FunFriends-n-Forwards/
Painting By Irrational Numbers
I wasn’t around my typical online haunts yesterday (oh, blogless Tuesday, woe, blogless Tuesday!) because I was painting the inside of the office where I work. My boss Ray supplied two gallons of pearl finish latex paint, two mixers, two rollers, etc. and I supplied the labor. I wouldn’t have admitted it at the start of the day, but I had to agree with one customer my mid-afternoon; painting is relaxing. From eleven in the morning when I got to the office to a quarter to six at night – I leave work at seven, so I put in eight-hour days – I painted over brickwork and corkboard so when you walk into my office now it’s much whiter. Just pay no attention to where I stepped into some paint and stepped off the paper beneath it onto the carpeted floor … I’m scrubbing HARD with Quick n Brite, and it does make the dried paint fade somewhat (if anyone’s got another idea, let me know), but it’s a lot of elbow and finger grease! OK, the last time I wrote something about the Minot crowd
Into My 1st Auction
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How Pure Are You?
I have a 4% haha. Take the test and tell me! http://adultfriendfinder.com/purity/ respond here and leave a comment with your score!
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Forgiveness
ok im not super religious but there's some good points.... Father, in the name of Jesus, I make a fresh commitment to you to live in peace and harmony, not only with the other brothers and sisters of the Body of Christ, but also with my friends, associates, neighbors, and family. Father, I repent of holding onto bad feelings towards others. I bind myself to godly repentance and loose myself from bitterness, resentment, envying, strife, and unkindness in any form. Father, I ask for Your forgiveness for the sins of (put people here)... By faith, I recieve it, having assurance that I am cleansed from all unrighteousness through Jesus Christ. I ask you to forgive and release all who have wronged and hurt me. I forgive and release them. Deal with them in your mercy and loving kindness. From this moment on, I propose to walk in love, to seek peace, to live in agreement, and to conduct myself towards others in a manner that is pleasing to you. I know that I have right stan
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How I Hate Mid August
It is fast approaching, August 14th. My lil girl would be 14 this year.How interesting my life would be with two teen girls. However, that was not meant to be. Mihkala Koren Walsh was born August 14th 1994 and died Sept 2nd 1994. I only had 19 days to get to know this sweet lil girl and it wasn't long enough. My lil girl had so many problems. Her heart was on the wrong side flipped backwards, all her organs were backwards, she had no spleen, her lungs were deformed...she was just messed up inside. But outside she was beautiful. My mom told the doctors that if she had dyslexia we now know why. I had to order a DNR on my lil girl and I was only 22 at the time. At that age no one should have to do that. I was able to hold her hand as she took her last breath, as her heart beat for the last time. I was there as my daughter slipped from my life. The only time I got to hold her was after she was gone. I didn't care though. To me the hardest loss in life is that of a child. This pa
Help My Friend Please
Queen of Spades Such a lovely lady, and a good friend. Only needs 12,014 points to level. Please go and show her some lovin’, and it will be returned!! THE QUEEN OF SPADES@ fubar Thanks!!!!!! ~~Bad Girl~~ Proudly Owned by Master Riggs, R/L wife to Bad Boy! Member of Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar
I'm Goin Home
I finally get to home today after 6 long ass days in the hospital. I had MRSA for those of you who don't know what that is its a really bad staph infection, that could potentially can cause death, or the amputation of my leg. But I'm strong willed and i prevailed the worse. I get to go home and see my kids, but the downer is that i can't hold them for a whole other week due to the contact of infecting them with my infection. But GOD its goin to feel sooo damn good to be home and actually eat regular food, take a shower with my body wash instead of the generic shit, and just to be able to be around friends and family instead of being in ISOLATION and having everyone think your a freak of nature, all because you have an infection that is only contagious from skin to skin contact. So if i don't get to talk to you guys for awhile I sincerely apologize, I don't have the internet, so I'll have to go to the library but i will try my hardest to get there as much as I can.... Thanx guy
From A Soldier
My dad was in the Army during my young life and he has lots of Army buddies that he still keeps up with. This is from a son of a friend of his. I know many of you may have seen this before, coming across email but my dad actually knows of this person. Please continue to pray for our TROOPS! Hello everyone, As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he coul
Dom For Sub
I am a Dominant Male. I am seeking a female submissive to be owned with whom can learn and grow, and become all she is capable of being. I seek what I hope will be my last relationship, with the best submissive in the world. I wish for her to take my hand and move into what I anticipate will be a long and rewarding journey for us both. I am intelligent, perceptive, witty, adventurous and exotic; I am educated and well read I am a great cook, love to be in secluded places, but also love what large cities have to offer as well. I am open and honest trustworthy and very sincere in my desire to find a submissive in all ways. I am stable, supportive, insatiable, nearly limitless, controlling, strict, demanding, and creatively perverse. Yet, I'm very sane and much more than a good friend to those that need one. I am a deeply committed, loving, sensual and passionate man. You will find your submission may be a gift but so are my direction, dominance, guidance, heavy hand, and security, all
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Misery Into Slight Happy
Well I am angry at the world today and just I feel negativity just bouncing off me...well my nicest boss in the world just came to me and gave me a GAS card for being such a good employee!!! Ahhhh he just made my day, and I love that they give out gas cards now instead of starbucks or target!! Smart thinking company----VCRRRROOOMMMMMM Still pissed at the world and everyone in it. Miss J~
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Poetry
What is a girl suppose to do when the world comes crashing down what is a girl suppose to do when her childhood is standing her right in the face again When all of the forces ban against her at once trying to drag her down into the hole that she took so long to crawl out of People dont seem to give a shit about their actions or the consiquences trying to undo 15 years overnight not very possible standing strong against one obsticle after another smashing them out of her way like glass made out of sugar I can remember all of the memories inside my head I can remember every stabbing pain that went through my every being will it last for eternity? Nobody was ever there for me It is because of my own will that I am where I am today Everybody said that I would amount to no better then what I came from Isn't that what the books say?.....that the way you are raised is the way you will always be..... But if you look deeper the book also says tha
Diabolique Angel
Diabolique Angel Current mood: disgusted Category: Writing and Poetry I cant tell the difference between darkness and night There is a spot in heaven reserved for me I was told so by an angel As the light shines through the shadows always seem to take over The evil of the world takes over all the happiness out of hour hearts Is it really worth a spot in heaven if I give up my heart and soul The rotten, festering society is slowly taking over the feces we walk on The world is not black and white there is not just good and evil but what if you have to do evil to balance the order of the good i have always looked toward the light i am open to diminishing from grace if it means that i can rid the world from the malicious fate that we have brought upon ourselves nothing is more important than ones life then order
Why Does It Always April Rain
Why does it always rain when I cry? The blossoms turn pink in april bringing color to the dull life of winter April showers bring May flowers they say The lighting comes down from the sky when it feels the tention in the air the Rain washes away all the sins Every Thursday the Earth knows I dont want to go The winds race to pick me up and bring me some other place Why does it rain on the month I was cursed Why dont the sins wash away with the April Rain? I look around and something is missing, but I had to do the right thing otherwise nobody will learn A crash of lighting pounds the ground shaking the earth shaking my heart Shaking my head back to where it should be I will not reenter that place Why does it always April Rain?
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof
There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, standing on a burning roof in Indianapolis. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Notre Dame player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right. He hit the sidewalk with a splat. They then called to the IU player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. They said they liked IU better than Norte Dame. So he jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The IU player hit with a splat on the sidewalk. Then they called to the Purdue player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. The fire department said they hated IU and Notre Dame. He yelled back, "Lay the blanket down on the sidewalk, and then I'll jump!"
Poetry
Sing that song Sing that song And be happy Smile And be happy Laugh And be happy Give And be happy Have fun And be happy Be happy And sing that song Be happy And smile Be happy And give Be happy And have fun Be happy Happiness is the rhyme of that song, it is the smile from that song, it is the gift from that song, it is the fun from that song. Sing that song that brings happiness
Taken From Strengthbeyondstrength, And Autismspeaks.com
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental
The Awakening
I was tossing a little, I suppose dreaming too, but I was at the edge of consciousness, not in deep sleep. My dream seemed so real, like I could feel what was happening. There was a man running his hands gently over my bare skin, just caressing me, and I could FEEL it. I opened my eyes to mere slits, peaking cautiously thru my lashes. I wasn’t dreaming! There was a man in my room, but I recognized him. He wasn’t a stranger. He was someone I had slept with before. He was a playmate, a friend, a lover, but he knew this was not allowed…not coming here in the middle of the night, when my husband was out of town. I knew I should put a stop to this, but in my half sleep state, it felt so good. His hands were gliding up the silky skin of my leg, from behind my knee, to the inside of my thigh, then sliding over to the other leg. He never touched my pussy, which was bare and exposed, since I always slept naked. He just continued his lazy caressing down the other leg, much as he had d
Poetry
When you think you know Know to be The person you see The reflection you see Know to see The person you are The reflection you are Know to be the person you see Know to be the reflection you are When you think you know
Life's Been Good To Me So Faaaaar......
So....yeah....the novelty of this place wore off pretty damn fast for me. I haven't been on here in forever. I met someone on here...and shockingly enough: He was a sweet, funny, non-creepy guy!! As a matter of fact, he's pretty damn cool and I like him a whole lot. He doesn't come on here much anymore either, but I figured the few people on here who actually are wondering if I still have a pulse....well..yeah. I'm breathing.....the pulse is quite strong, kids. And get this....come closer....I'M SMILING!! I'm happy...and dare I say it, OPTIMISTIC! So, to the few actually cool people that I have met on here, it's all good in da 'hood. I'm happy....I'm content....It's all good. I don't really surf on here much anymore, but I do check for messages. To the cool peeps I've met on here (Misanthrope!! Drop me some words, yo!), send me some words. I do keep in touch. :) Ohhh Happppy Day! :P LOL! FU, Sammy
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Fuangels Hh Info!!!
'"Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S' wrote the following at '2008-07-29 20:01:12'.. WHAT YA KNOW ABOUT THOSE... The Happy Hour is at HAND!!! Also if there are people in your Team that have not Rated, Fanned and Added you. Let me know. It is unfair for others. The FuAngels are about HONESTY not DECEPTION!!!
Blessings We May Not Recognize
1. If you own a Bible, you are abundantly blessed - about 1/3 of the world does not have access to one. 2. If you wake up each morning with more health than illness, you are blessed to rise and shine, to live and to serve in a new day. 3. If you have anyone on the planet, just one person that loves you and listens to you; count this as a blessing. 4. If you can freely attend a church meeting without fear, then you are more blessed than over 1/3 of the world. 5. If you have a yearning in your heart to parent a child, you are blessed because you still desire what you cannot see. 6. If you pray today or any day, you are blessed because you believe in God's willingness to hear your prayer. 7. If you pray for someone else, you are blessed because you want to help others also. 8. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep; all at the same time; you are rich in this world; 9. If you have a brother or sister
Take One
so im a submissive guy who is into some different things then most guys. last week i shaved my chest my legs and my butt area. i painted my toes a really cute almost bubble guy pink nail polish... i need a better color maybe something with sparkles. anyways then i dressed in my pleated mini skirt white fish net stocking garter belt, my black shoes, i wish i had a slightly higher heel its only 2-2 1/2 inches but still nice. also my white panties and red bra and a black lace see through top. i really like that outfit by the way. anyways as i said im a submissive guy who loves to cross dress im looking into getting a wig and having som one do my make up and im told ill look really hot. so that was me bored hope you enjoy
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Body And Soul
May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.
This Is Not Just Another Fubar Lounge! This Is The Firefighters Hall
OK ALL JOHN AND I ARE REOPENING THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL AND I NEED SOME HELP.I NEED SOME GOOD "STAFF" I NEED ALL THE NEW OLD OLD FRIENDS THAT USED TO BE IN THERE TO COME BACK IM WORKING ON A LOT OF NEW IDEAS IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME BUT I KNOW WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.RIGHT NOW WE ARE WORKING ON NEW DJ'S AND ALOT OF OTHER THINGS BUT YOU HAVE TO COME IN TO SEE IT ALL. CUM JOIN ME FOR FREE DRINKS AND DANCING CLICK ON THE PIC TO TAKE YOU TO ME just click on pic to join us
Booty Call
So I met this woman about 3 weeks ago. She was hammered. We talk about music for a bit and she wants to go home with me, her friends give her the nod of approval. We get to my house and I have to unload her from my truck and carry her into the house and then up the stairs. I mean 13 pages to the wind hammered. Once I put her on the bed she takes all her clothes off with no problem and then "RedRum". She orders me to handle business in ways that would make "Deliverance" blush. I leave for a minute to get a glass of water, and to asess the situation in my head, and then return to her. I feel like I am taking candy from a baby now, but... I am a guy after all. By the third time I am exhausted and getting a little tired of being ordered around, but what a beautiful body. She finally passes out *phew*. I take her to work the next morning and forget to exchange numbers. 2 weeks ago we run into each other again, she is hammered, surprise surprise. We go back to my place and she i
Tinker's Baked Shrimp
*Submitted by Tinker who clearly knows how much I lust after seafood.* This recipe comes from the woman who works at the little roadside stand where I get my seafood. She and her husband run it, and they have some of the best, freshest seafood I've ever had. So I made this last night, and it turned out pretty tasty! I figured I'd share. You need: - Uncooked shrimp (preferably fresh, not frozen) - Worcestershire sauce* - Lemon juice - Garlic - Rosemary - Butter, melted (about 1 stick) * Personally, I find this to be the most fun ingredient, because it's so damn hard to say. If you don't think it's hard to say, take a shot of Tequila and try again. It's fun! You do: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Wash the shrimp and put them in a Pyrex baking pan. Pour on the Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, and butter, enough to cover the shrimp roughly halfway. Add the garlic and rosemary, to taste. (I used minced garlic and just put a bunch on top. You could also use garl
Restroom Hell
When you have to visit a public Bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume ' The Stance.' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold 'The Stance.' To take your mind off your
Can't F??ing
this guy came on my page and rate one of my pics a 3 then rerated a 2.. i wanted to know why so i went to his page to message him why i started reading his page... here's what it says;;; I'm not new here...I got booted because I told Fubar to go fuck themselves with the countless spam emails a day I received from them about a salute, so even tho this site totally sucks, most of you idiots are nasty fuckin trash...I'M back, for the few that are worthy, and I will NOT be censored. if you think I was harsh before...feel free to read me NOW! O.K. lets cut right to the fuckin chase here, I'm 30 something, Single, no baggage, Mexican and Polish male from the Southside of Chicago, I work for the Government, I DO have that kind of accent you hear in the Blues Brothers, I take Deep Dish Pizza and Hot Dogs seriously (obviously, and you don't walk into a joint in Boise Idaho asking for a Idaho style pizza or hot dog do you?), I love Da Bears and White Sox, and legendary Bulls. FUCK the Cubs
No Fun Having Broken Leg
OK so this is just to kill time and boredom until its finished........... Today is week three of broken leg and omg I am so bored - Im going stir crazy being stuck in the house all day. Some days I cant even get out of bed cos my leg canes. Today I was determined to get up and so far have been up just over 5 hours. I feel like 80 years old not 39!!!!! I have borrowed a nintendo ds from my mate and even thats boring. I cant go shopping, (noooo Ikea will go bust!!!!!!!!!) so am saving loads of money for a mega go better shopping spree when Im better (in about 6 months time!!!!!!). Has any one got yahoo that we can chat on when I aint online, or cell phone that we can text????? Oh well off to take more meds, (Boots the chemist have gone out of business already!!!!!!!) drink some Doctor Pepper and generally try and amuse myself (now is the time when you read todays mumm and make suggestions to keep me entertained!!!!!!)
60 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For...
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your sweatshirt or hat and let her keep it and enjoy letting her wear it around. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it m
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Declare Your Independence
The author of this declaration is anonymous.. Please feel free to sign this and declare your independence. A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Through my signature below I hereby withdraw my consent to be ruled by the organization that has called itself the Government of the United States of America.. A government is empowered through the consent of the governed to serve a sacred purpose, namely, to create a bright and sustainable future for its people and a biodiverse garden of its region. This purpose is possible.. If a government no longer serves its intended purpose then it is proper that each individual formally withdraw his or her consent to be ruled by that government.. Through a consistent stream of actions the United States Government has proved itself to be corrupt, having turned away from serving its original purpose. The United States Government has therefore failed, and is de facto illegitimate. Consequ
Girlfriend App.
name: age: birthday: Why do you want to be my GF?: Turn - on's: Turn - off's: What are your hobbies?: Do you have my bad habits?: Favorite bands/artists?: Favorite movie?: Smoke/Drink?: Are you spontaneous?: Would you rather stay in or go out?: Would you try to get me alone? hahaha: If I was being a ass, would you tell me?: Would you ever cheat on me?: Would you ever lie to me?: Would you leave me for something stupid?: Would you ever come to visit me?: If I asked you how I looked in an outfit, and I looked horrible, would you tell me?: If I was sick, would you feed me crackers and ginger ale?: Would you blow off a date with me, to go to an awesome party with your friends?: If I disappeared, would you travel days into the woods to find me?: If I were in a bad mood, and I told you to go away, would you, or would you try to cheer me up?: Do you play an instrument? Do you like to draw/paint/other art stuff? Do y
Requested By Oral Candy Lips Of An Angel By Hinder
Lips Of An Angel - Hinder Lips Of An Angel - Hinder i've changed my mind about imeem its fucking awesome.. Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those
Training Camp
WPI By C.E. Wendler Warpaint Illustrated Columnist Posted Jul 29, 2008 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - Afternoon practice, 4:00 PM – 5:45 PM With no morning team practice, the Chiefs had fresh legs this afternoon, and it showed. Despite the heat, the tempo of practice moved at perhaps it’s quickest pace since camp began, much to the delight of Head Coach Herm Edwards. THE GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM EXPERIENCE I’m going to stop calling Gunther Cunningham a defensive coordinator, because if training camp is any indication, he’s having more fun being a linebackers coach this year. He’s reveling in his newfound responsibility, and it’s a delight to watch. This afternoon Cunningham had his linebackers attack a blocking sled until it seemed their bodies would fall apart. As each player took his turn slamming into the sled and driving it upwards, Cunningham circled his miniature house of pain shouting words of encouragement and motivation. The scene was unlike anything I’ve witne
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Yes.... Still In The Hospital
Hello everyone... to answer all the questions, yes, I am still in the hospital. Mostly here for some tests and overnight observations. There is no diagnosis and it is very frustrating. It seems to be an issue with my vascular system. But, nobody knows what at this point. I might be having some transfusions soon. I know that I had sepsis earlier this year and was hospitalized for that for a week. It could be a rebound of that but is not going away with any antibiotics. It is very frustrating to be here believe me. And my poor husband is very frustrated too. I am hoping that with the time I have been having in here that I would have some inspiration to write some stories but there just is no inspiration to write at all. I hope to be back soon (boy, do I hope that) and when I do I will be able to say hi to everyone once again. 36d hugs (group hug) to all, Ms. Cleavage
Kim Komando 7-30-08
Today's top stories... Will ruling hurt cellular providers? A California judge says Sprint’s early termination fees probably violate state law. She ordered Sprint to pay more than $73 million to those affected. Want to save on your phone bill? My column will help! Hasbro sues over Scrabulous Scrabulous has been removed from Facebook. The game's makers have been sued by Hasbro. It owns the rights to Scrabble in the United States. Scrabulous is one of the most popular Facebook programs. Hacker to face charges in United States A British court declined to stop the extradition of Gary McKinnon. McKinnon is accused of breaking into Pentagon and NASA computers. He says he was looking for evidence of UFOs. Cell phones may cause behavioral problems A study shows that cell phones may cause behavioral problems in children. Problems were more common in children exposed to cell phones in the womb. Sunday Night Football hits the Web NBC and the NFL will offer the entire Sunday N
No Master
No Masters If you liked school, you'll love work. The cruel, absurd abuses of power, the self-satisfied authority that the teachers and principals lorded over you, the intimidation and ridicule of your classmates don't end at graduation. Those things are all present in the adult world, only more so. If you thought you lacked freedom before, wait until you have to answer to shift leaders, managers, owners, landlords, creditors, tax collectors, city councils, draft boards, law courts, and police. When you get out of school you may escape the jurisdiction of some authorities, but you enter the control of even more domineering ones. Do you enjoy being controlled by others who don't understand or care about your wants and needs? Do you get anything out of obeying the instructions of employers, the restrictions of landlords, the laws of magistrates, people who have powers over you that you would never have given them willingly? How is it that they get all this power? The
The Perfect Pill
the perfect pill would consist of: a lil something to give you energy and motivation.... a lil something to help you forget what hurts you... a lil something to send up a flag when those things that hurt you but you forgot about start to happen again... a lil something to make you brave.... a lil something to make you happy... a lil something to make you have good self-esteem... a lil something to make you concentrate.... a lil something to keep it down to one personality... a lil something to make you true to yourself... a lil something to have you compromise just enough without giving up yourself.... a lil something to stop you from putting up with the bullshit and unnessisaries in your life..... please if i left anything out feel free to add on....
Vent
femme fatale poetry sours the whiskey of testosterone suitors who would rather tongue a glass of JACK then tongue a good pussy...
Love Is In The Air,lord Wolf And His Lady Jeff And Deanna By Lord Wolf
Many of Fubar Knows of our Love.Many of Fubar,have sufferd much wrath from our Love. Fubar isn't a Dating Site.It's a site of constant Drama Fueled by Hatred,now of Millions. When Deanna an I came to Fubar it was called LostCherry.It was like a Hippie Commune then. There was so much Kindness an Love on here then.Even when it was called Cherrytap there was was Love on this Site. The only thing on Fubar now is the Bond that Developed between Jeff & Deanna.This Bond started at CherryTap.A Love so Powerful,A Love that has Conquerd much Drama.Deanna an Jeff are Complete, We have met we have Consolmated our Love our Passion,we have confirm'd that we are True Soulmates. A New Chapter will rise,as I will Travel from Massachusetts to Louisiana,On the 4th of August 2008, I Cherish Deanna I Respect,Admire.An I Love her with all my Heart & Soul.I have never Loved another As I Love my Precious Baby Girl,whom has been my world whom has been Devo
Remember
A Secret World
There is a Secret World Concealed Within this One. The lives we lead, and the lives we wish we led. This world, the so-called "real world," is just a front. Pull back the curtain and you'll see the libraries are all filled with runaways writing novels, the highways are humming with escapees and sympathizers, all the receptionists and sensible mothers are straining at the leash for a chance to show how alive they still are. . . and all that talk of practicality and responsibility is just threats and bluffing to keep us from reaching out our hands to find that heaven lies in reach before us. You can taste it in the shock and roar of a first, unexpected kiss, or in the blood in your mouth that instant after an accident when you realize you're still alive. It blows in the wind you feel on the rooftops of a really reckless night of adventure. You hear it in the magic of your favorite songs, how they lift and transport you in ways that no science or psychology could ever account for.
Monsters On Main Street (monster Jam)
THE ULTIMATE FREE FAN EXPERIENCE By Scott Douglass Despite 103 degree heat, huge crowds turned out Friday in League City, TX, for a special Built Ford Tough Party in the Pits and Monster Jam parade through the streets of the beautiful community in southeast Texas, and again Saturday night at Houston Motorsports Park for a full blown, star-studded Monster Jam event, all totally free for the greatest fans in motorsports thanks to Ford Trucks and the lucky Monsters on Main Street grand prize winner, League City’s Michelle Stockton. Frankly it was a weekend love fest! The fans loved every minute of it and all the drivers and crews loved being a part of such a special and unique event, a weekend that frankly only Monster Jam and Ford Trucks could pull off. Ford Trucks marketing exec Todd Eckert, who has become quite the Monster Jam color commentator for this event, was chatting with me about just how special this event, now having completed its third wildly successful run, really is.
Magic Seal #5
I swear I'm going to scream. I had Death beat. In fact I beat Death at least 5 times, but because I kept fucking up drawing the magic seal he killed me. 3 times. Sometimes I hate life. p.s. before you think I'm off my rocker, I'm talking about Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow lol
Rejecting Civilization
REJECTING CIVILIZATION "We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow the earth from our children" ~Native American Proverb "The earth does not belong to humans; humans belong to the earth" A common theme to most in our culture is that the earth was put here for human beings (or at least those among the civilized); that humans are the peak of evolution. Most in this culture tend to believe that humans have somehow evolved beyond the limits of what we so often call "Nature". They believe that humans are separate from all other animals, and in fact often fall into this belief that we are not animals -when nothing could be further from the truth. Humans are made of flesh, of bones and of blood. We eat and we drink; and we piss and we shit. We are organic material that comes from the dirt and returns to the dirt. In the words of Tyler Durden, "we are all part of the same compost heap Yet, the average bloke in our culture tends to believe that although we are made o
Snake Eyes Schedule
The Contents Of Your Daily Life?
The Contents of Your Daily Life How many hours a day do you spend in front of a television screen? A computer screen? Behind an automobile windscreen? All three screens combined? What are you being screened from? How much of your life comes at you through a screen, vicariously? Is watching things as exciting as doing things? Do you have enough time to do all the things that you want to? Do you have enough energy to? Why? And how many hours a day do you sleep? How are you affected by standardized time, designed solely to synchronize your movements with those of millions of other people? How long do you ever go without knowing what time it is? Who or what controls your minutes and hours? The minutes and hours that add up to your life? Are you saving time? Saving it up for what? Can you put a value on a beautiful day, when the birds are singing and people are walking around together? How many dollars an hour does it take to pay you to stay inside and sell things or file papers?
Does This Happen To You??
Dont you just love it when people say they will show the love in return when you go help them level!! and you dont even get a thank you or even rates back are people really that selfish or just dont give a shit about helping out others!! so please if you ask for help and say that you will show the love in return at least send a gift or a bling or even rates or even a fumail to just to say thank you for the rates!! at least that is what i do!!but dont say i will return the luv and then you dont even do it!!
Wednesday's Bomb Targets
and also get this one: you can bomb both but at least bomb one of them
My Ser Bulletin
(click the pic to enter the SNAKE EYES RADIO) THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SEXY LITTLE DEAD CHICK ~*~THE SLDC~*~@ fubar
Fake Girls In Here
It sucks that all the HOT chix I see are FAKE, and want you to join their porn site... WOW, they SUCK!!!
And Then There Was Silence...
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The Optimist Creed
a plaque my grandpa had in his office.... PROMISE YOURSELF~ To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to everyone you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them. To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only of the best, to work only for the best and expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to critisize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. idk why but i love this and my grandfather stood true to this. if only i could
I Miss You & I Wish U Were Here
Rip Alex
a good friend has left my life way too soon and way too young, he was an asshole to most but a good friend and fun to be around to me. he was talented musically in a band called pint busters when he lived in my area, and always knew how to put on a good show. today i mourn a friend and brother. i miss you Alex This was Pint Busters Alex was the singer
First Cpap Night
Well, last night could have gone better. First off, the humidifier made my nose cold, so I cut up the heat. Unfortunately, that also cut up the humidity, so after a while I had water running directly into my nose. Not good. :-( I'll try it again tonight without so much humidity. Worse comes to worse, I'll remove the humidifier...
Malaysian Rain
A Malaysian Rain A simple element, Takes many forms, From tempestuous Rolling, thundering Gothic darkness. To soft whispering mists That caress my thoughts, Cleansing. Gently flowing rain clouds Skip lightly Across an endless ocean. Whitecaps rising Beckoning me Like fingers curled In come hither to trace Tats on body painted Henna. The emotional tenderness Of red-orange Lips, slowly murmuring A story told of Women adorning themselves, Painting their bodies In preparation to meet Their promised loves, Of Anath adorning herself To celebrate Victory over the enemies of Baal. I wish my wings were to Unfold to fly, Fly across to you In dreams of a cleansing rain To embrace an elemental Form. poet
Frontstretch Newsletter 7-30-08
THE FRONTSTRETCH NEWSLETTER Presented by Frontstretch.com The Best Seat at the Track, The Best View on the Net! July 30th, 2008 Volume II, Edition CXLIII Today's Top News by Bryan Davis Keith Better Late Than Never? NASCAR Apologies for Brickyard 400 Debacle Following one of the worst Cup races in recent memory on Sunday in Indianapolis, NASCAR's Vice President of Competition Robin Pemberton came before the media with guns blazing, adamantly disavowing the severe shortcomings of the event as well as the responsibility of the sanctioning body and Goodyear for the results. But by Tuesday afternoon, those guns were busy shooting nothing but white flags. After a vocal and unanimous chorus of criticism from NASCAR fans and journalists, Pemberton was singing a different tune during a video teleconference with the media. "I can't say enough how sorry we are, and it's our responsibility being NASCAR that we don't go through this situation again," he said in apologizing for
Hello!!
Please: **Be nice **Have a photo of yourself so I can see you **Don't send me SPAM **Don't be a porn site roBOT **Be nasty or dirty to me **Be real♥ **Have a GREAT day ♥♥♥
Do You See What I See?
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Email
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time. When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 9 5% are mis behaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are be ing good.' God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? No? Okay, just checking. I didn't get one either...
Something To Think About
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful
Auction
im in a auction.. bid on me..click pic and check me out
Get To The Point
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Support Your Troops
Spc.Orozco Jose Angel 1/187 Bco. 3rd Plt. FOB Striker APO AE 09344 if anyone wants to support your troops heres your chance LOL Gummi's Movies Ramen Noodle cup's Lil debbie food snack's porn Import Tuner magazine athletes foot spray Marlboro menthol 72's green or anything else youd like to send everything will be much apreciated
Come Bid Up For Auction!!!!
UP FOR AUCTION, COME BID ON ME SEE LEVEL POUNDERS!! OR CLICK ON PIC TO TAKE YA THERE!!
Love Rollercoaster
A Day At The Office
so im at work last night, smokin a cigarette outside.... when i see a group of people walkin by about 50 yards away....and i see one go towards these bushes and i got to watch him GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK!!! i started laughin so hard i almost pissed myself while watching this guy scream and cry until.... he starts fuckin puking!!! apparently this skunk had a bad case of hot sick ass from eatin too much taco bell out of the trash or sumthin and let this dude have it full blunt force right in his fuckin mouth. his friends were all standin about 30 yards away from him while hes cryin his fuckin eyes out!!! i couldnt stop laughin. then one of his friends calls a fucking ambulance.... this is where i cant breathe anymore between laughin so hard and the smell of hot sick taco bell ridden skunk ass wafting towards me... so the ambulance shows up, an emt pops out, gets about 10 feet of the guy and STARTS FUCKING PUKIN!!!! if i had a video camera i soo woulda youtubed this shit... they're tandem
Moving On!
Things could be better for me in life but I guess that I just get the messed up end of the stick. I try so hard to straighten up my life and still I somehow get knocked down to the bottom. Here recently I broke up with Matt because he began to bewcome too annoying and I need a man in my life that knows when to give a person space when they need it plus not do stuff to fit in for things. I just wish that I could find a man who understands me for myself and not try to change me for what he wants but thats seems to never happen. Maybe someday I will find someone who can understand me and accept me for myself and nothing more,plus will just be theirself as well. Thats all I ask for in life nothing more nor less!
You Should Know Why I Can't
You should know why I can’t see you. You should know what you represent. Jesus help me; it’s hard to find the way- and I’m no easy case. My feet are dragging. The things that shine seem to serve only to blind me. In the end it’s adios. Go with God- the only one you’ve ever been with. I wonder, but then I shudder. Is there a way to slow this back down? Knowing I cannot forget, what we shared seems tainted, and how can I enjoy any of it now? Can I merely throw myself at your feet? Can’t I chose to linger in the rain, only somewhat removed from you- to just lay there with no rest? The act of forgiveness seems to blanket the past, to light upon old feelings and expedite their rot in the most natural of ways. Man goes after the unnatural, because forgiveness seems like a final separation from you. After that, there is not much hope. Shall I finally be delivered from you? There is only enough room to move on, unburdened by lingering ideas. It’s all clear for a minute, and again, adios.
He's Back!!!!!!!!
I wanted to show some love to my friend!! He left me months ago.. and he's back. Show him some love. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Just Two Seconds Of Your Time Please
This gentleman won me in an auction a few months ago. Right before I had a serious car accident. Anyways, I never did get to thank him properly so I'm doing that now. He is definitely my favorite person on FuBar so I'm happy to announce him as my owner. Please go and show him some 'McLovin'! McLovin ~~Back by popular demand~~Member of the JLM~~@ fubar Rate him, fan him, add him, send him plenty of booze. Thanks!!!! Sam
Crying
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you were smiling, live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Running
Running is a traditional symbol of health and vitality in addition to being a means of fleeing potential danger. Thus running could be considered a dream of virility, as well as fear. Usually, in a dream of running in which fear is the dominant emotion, you will find that you can either run all night and successfully escape the danger (albeit with a serious emotional drain), or you find that you continue to falter and stumble, making the object of your fear even more terrifying. In the latter case, try to relate the dream situation to a situation in your life where you are feeling incredible pressure. Sometimes a simple change of perception can solve the problem.
Paradox
And there I sat. Like a proud man, with swedish tobacco under my lip, and a cheap beer in my hand. My surroundings didn't have the word exclusive written all over it; ikea-furnitures and a playboy-girl on the wall. But it was home, in my own bachelor palace. The tobacco and the beer can, for a while, enchant our senses. It feels fucking great, to be simple. But suddenly, it isn't that cool anymore. Why do I sit here with this beer, all by myself? - We all got our own definition to that question, God said. Don't you have all the answers? - Hell no! I don't ask any questions, and I don't answer them either. I'm just sitting here, having a bud and thinking of a new paradox. If God is almighty, does he then have the ability to create a stone that is so big that he can't lift it up? I once said that to a religious person. "I don't answer paradoxes", he said. What the fuck? The whole bible is a paradox, your mother is a paradox, the whole world and all huma
Tomorrow Can Wait
one day I'll wake and know my life has been worth the trip I've journeyed one day I'll wake and know tomorrow is calling me to hurry hurry to forget the hurts hurry to dismiss the pain the pain thats formed me into Me the hurts that guided me to this day So when I wake in a hurried state I think I'll make tomorrow wait For who I have become in life was worth the hurts and pain
Mens Answer To Maxine
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------- -------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at th
Update
for everyone who wanted an update on my mom. the surgery did not go as well as we expected. i probly wont be on here for a few days, sorry. i also lost my job, but that's the least of my concern right now.
Hawkwind-spirit Of The Age(live 1977)
Hawkwind-Spirit of the Age(Live 1977)
Hawkwind - Spirit Of The Age
Hawkwind - Spirit Of The Age
Hawkwind - Utopia From Dual Disc Take Me To Your Future
HAWKWIND - UTOPIA from dual disc TAKE ME TO YOUR FUTURE
Hawkwind - Silver Machine (live On Studio 22, Australia)
Hawkwind - Silver Machine (live on studio 22, australia)
Redneck Horoscopes
Some of us (especially REDNECKS) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what we need are our own "REDNECK" symbols: OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) - Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) - Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) - You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry ab
Hawkwind-hassan I Sahba
Hawkwind - Marc Bolan Tv Show
HAWKWIND - Marc Bolan tv show
Pleasure Cup
You pour my pleasure cup. You hold me down like I'm a day dreamer You blush cause I'm a screamer That's what you put me through Hold it in my pocket Your picture in my wallet I'm not sure what to call it Tell me what should I do? What a believer Caught your demeaner You were the screamer You woke me up.... I want a double shot Please pour my pleasure cup. - Sarah G. Van Brocklin
Kylie Minogue - Slow (dj Muzik-al's Cut It Slowly Mix)
At this moment in time the fabulous Kylie Minogue releases her superb new tune called 'The One' and now I pay tribute to this music diva in the form of one of my Cut 'n' Paste Mixes. This time 'Slow' gets the treatment and I've used several remixes and it lasts for 12mins. Listen out for George Michael in the middle and get ready for an exciting climax with the Prodigy. Here are the mixes I've used:- Kylie Minogue - Slow (Chemical Brothers Mix) (Clubkiller Remix) (Mike Rizzo Global Club Mix) (Mike Monday & D Ramirez Mix) George Michael Vs Kylie Minogue - Amazing & Slow (Saint Ken Megamix) Kylie Minogue vs Prodigy - Slow My Bitch Up (KlaSh-E Mashup mix) THIS TRACK IS NOW AVAILABLE TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FOR FREE @ www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/remixes I hope you like it. Let me know what you think. AL xx
Women
women um women are retarded they either love ya or hate ya women i cant stand them for one most cheat on their men thinking they doing the same some cases its true but some that aint true you know men have feelings too they might not show it like us women do but they do and they get hurt just like we do they dont share it or anything but it does hurt them when a women is not faithful so they ditch us and then they just become players because they dont want to get hurt anymore and another thing women are bitches they get in a arguement and they fight and hold grudges men they say they are gonna kick some ass but then they are friends the nest couple of days
To All My Friends
My Drinking Party
I am having a drinking party in August and need to decide what kinda drinks to get....fun fun! We are definitely getting beer, but then i want a liquor to help liven people up a bit...lol! Well if anyone has any suggestions let me know! Thanks
My 100th Dive (cozumel Trip)
My 100th Dive 7/25-7/28 2008 Back in North Carolina, I booked my 96th Dive. SingleDivers.com was having the re-do of the Cozumel/Cenotes/Holbox trip, I was able to find some inexpensive airfare, so I came down for the weekend to do the Cozumel portion. We stayed at Casa Del Mar. I arrived on Friday, checked in at the dive shop (DelMarAquatics) and did a shore dive that afternoon with two of the women on the trip. The dive was suprisingly good. First we went and blew bubbles at the glass bottom boat. Then we followed the fish over to the snorkelers watching a couple get very territorial with each other. After the snorkelers left, we then hear this loud noise and in comes the Atlantis submarine. This is my third shore dive in the last couple of years and the marine life seems to be getting better each time. We ate at La Chorzo that night to celebrate the birthday of one of our divemasters, Fernando. I had a great fish filet, and they put a candle in the flan for Fernando's b'day
Gordon Ramsay Visits Rangers
Gordon Ramsay Visits Rangers
For Troops
I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the overhead and never paying much attention to holding up the growing line behind them, I simply shook my head knowing that this flight was not starting out very well. I was anxious to get home to see my loved ones so I was focused on my issues and just felt like standing up and yelling for some of these clowns to get their act together. I knew I couldn't say a word so I just thumbed thru the "Sky Mall" magazine from the seat pocket in front of me. You know it's really getting rough when you resort to the over priced, useless sky mall crap to break the monotony. With everyone finally seated, we just sat there with the cabin door open and no one in any hurry to get us going alth
Vodka
Dig out the Vodka Who knew?!!!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, 366579.jpg saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. 366589.jpg The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, 3665c8.gif simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. 3665d7.jpg The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on wine stains, 3665e7.jpg scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face 3665f6.jpg as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
Song Of The Day 7/20/08 - Soundgarnden - Burden In My Hands
Burden in My Hands - SoundGarden Follow me into the desert As thirsty as you are Crack a smile and cut your mouth And drown in alcohol 'Cause down below the truth is lying Beneath the riverbed So quench yourself and drink the water That flows below her head Oh no There she goes Out in the....sunshine The sun is mine...sun is mine I shot my love today Would you cry for me? I lost my head again Would you lie for me? Close your eyes and bow your head I need a little sympathy 'Cause fear is strong and love's for everyone Who isn't me Kill your health and kill yourself And kill everything you love And if you live you can fall to pieces And suffer with my ghost I shot my love today Would you cry for me? I lost my head again Would you lie for me? I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand I lost my head again Would you cry for me? It's just a burden in my hand It's just an anchor on my heart It's just a tumor in my head And I'm in the dark
Test A
wanna join us ? and have a lil fun ? of course ya do get your asses into guitars and cadillacs lets have a good time a lil bit country and a lil rock&roll!
Dip Shit
This about says it all Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his f
Pic,s
please rate and comment all the nsfw pics of me to help up my level only 6,000 to go thanks!
Love Is In The Air
Many of Fubar Knows of our Love.Many of Fubar,have sufferd much wrath from our Love. Fubar isn't a Dating Site.It's a site of constant Drama Fueled by Hatred,now of Millions. When Deanna an I came to Fubar it was called LostCherry.It was like a Hippie Commune then. There was so much Kindness an Love on here then.Even when it was called Cherrytap there was was Love on this Site. The only thing on Fubar now is the Bond that Developed between Jeff & Deanna.This Bond started at CherryTap.A Love so Powerful,A Love that has Conquerd much Drama.Deanna an Jeff are Complete, We have met we have Consolmated our Love our Passion,we have confirm'd that we are True Soulmates. A New Chapter will rise,as I will Travel from Massachusetts to Louisiana,On the 4th of August 2008, I Cherish Deanna I Respect,Admire.An I Love her with all my Heart & Soul.I have never Loved another As I Love my Precious Baby Girl,whom has been my world whom has been Devo
A Nurse 's Heart Attack
A NURSES HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE > > > > I am an ER nurse, (day in and day out!) and this is > the best description of this event that I have ever heard. > > > > Please read, pay attention, and send it on! > > > > > FEMALE HEART ATTACKS > > I was aware that female heart attacks are different, > but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart > attacks (Myocardial > > infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the > same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart > attack...you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the > cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we > see in the movies. > > > > Here is the story of one woman's experience with a > heart attack. > > > > "I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10 > :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one > would suspect > >
Card Board Box
Sometimes Home Is A Cardboard Box Today I feel sad please don't watch me cry My Hobo hat's pulled low to hide my eyes You don't see my tears anyway everything I had's been taken away Even my name has been lost scary how much life costs doesn't matter what's in a name? when nothing about me is the same I've been kicked out of the Wal-Mart parking lot The man there hates the homeless, that's the thanks I got who knows he may be two steps from my spot and sometimes home is a cardboard box.
A Long Nite
A Long Night You don't know where your shadow will fall. the light ever changing, east, west, sun, and moon, bright, soft or none at all. My shadow's taller than my soul. when the sun sinks low, and my sky's aglow of orange like cantaloupe My shadows are many, running here walking there, chasing one in front, the one behind stabbeths so beware It's the ones at night that cause me fright, for no light maketh them appear, they sleep not nor do I, it's going to be a long night
Innocent Years
Innocent Years Pretty little girl, with a ribbon in her hair, Born out of love, that we once did share. I'll try to protect her, so she'll have no fears, Because these are her innocent years Happy little girl, with a smile upon her face, Plays with no cares, in a dress full of lace I'll do my best to keep her from tears, Because these are her innocent years Sad little girl, with a frown upon her face, Her mommy has left, disappeared without trace. Now it is me that is left, to dry all her tears, what is happening to her innocent years? Depressed is my girl, woe, are the things she keeps inside, She is only fourteen, but imagines how to die. She needed her mom, in her changing years Gone now forever are her innocent years.
Highly Reccomand
Faith in You Keeping dreams while they last trying not to live so fast in this world we live today keeping faith with time to pray Spreading love is what we do taking the time to love me too getting through from day to day seeing people pass and saying hey Inspiration is what makes us live never thinking of how much to give we put our hearts in everything we do always thinking of our future too Never giving up inside our mind walking with our souls so we're never blind always knowing where your path will lead will always give you the things you need
Rainbow
Rainbow Love When I told you I'll love you forever did you not know, it came from my heart? I gave you all my love, from the very start! Could you not see, What love means to me? It's the kind of love, that won't let you down, the kind of love, turns a smile out of a frown.. But you gave yourself to others, thinking nothing of what I would feel. Your rainbow love of many colors, is painted on, and not real. So now I close my heart once more, I'm feeling tired to the bone, and come to the understanding, I must live my life alone....
No Fear
Where the Mind Is Without Fear by Rabindranath Tagore ________________________________________ Where the heart is without fear and the head is held high Where knowledge is free Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls Where words come out from the depths of truth Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sands of dead habit Where the mind is led forward by Thee into ever-widening thought and action Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
A Girls Walk
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming,she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile. When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to
The Light Of Hope Keeps Burning Within Me.
The hopeful man sees success where others see failure, sunshine where others see shadows and storm. --O. S. Marden When wise men say, "Hope springs eternal," they are reminding us that no matter how great are the obstacles, the hope of winning out in the long run still exists. Hope is our friend when all else has failed. When we have strength of character and an energetic mind, hope always flourishes. We discover that, at the very brink of despair, we will find courage to keep trying as long as there is hope for success. After all, what have we got to lose? Without hope, we have no chance, anyway. Our chance for glory comes when we keep trying even though all seems lost. Our hearts remain strong and brave when hope reminds us that challenges last until a game is over. What light of hope can I keep burning within me today?
The Power Of Purpose
The obstacles you encounter rarely have a coherent purpose of their own. They are just there, inconvenient and troublesome to be sure, but with nothing of substance to sustain them. You, on the other hand, have the extreme advantage of being able to choose and follow a definite purpose. By so doing, instead of randomly scattering your energy and efforts, you can sharply focus and powerfully concentrate all that energy, all those efforts in a consistent direction. Soft, gentle raindrops falling over a wide area will always yield to the contours and obstructions of the landscape. Yet when those tiny drops of water are concentrated into a mighty river, they have the power to cut through any obstruction. In the same way, when your thoughts, feelings and actions are centered around a clear and consistent purpose, nothing can hold you back. The random and disjointed exertions of circumstance are no match for a living and unwavering purpose. The problems, the frustrations, the challen
Sweet Cheecks
Sweet Cheeks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matt er. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! ; All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty. One day he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay
Fighters
ASS IT ON PLEASE Proof of abuse by our Troops. NOT ..things the media missed.... Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI F
My Friend
Thanks for being my friend!!! I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Please send to 5 people in 5 minutes Proud to be your Friend!
I Am Feeling Teh Old.
Well, my baby boy is turning 21 tomorrow. I look back and have no idea where the time has gone. It seems like only a few years ago he was the lil boy with the missing front teeth and the worn out lil stuffed puppy.
10 Favorite Movies
Here are my top 10 favorite movies of all time. As with my songs, this rotates weekly. As you can tell by my reviews, I do like watching movies...alot. 1) Resoivoir Dogs---I love this movie. I like the pace, I love the acting, and Mr Blonde is incredible. I've probably seen the movie 100 times, and because it was filmed on such a shoestring budget, I like seeing all the flubs and flaws. But the story is incredible, and introduced us to Tarantino's style. 2) Clerks---Kevin Smith's first, and best movie. He filmed it maxing out his credit cards. This flip flops with Resoivoir Dogs as my favorite movie, depending on what I've seen last. Highly quoteable. Our liscense plate comes from a quote in this movie. 3) Pulp Fiction---You have to see it about 5 times to appreciate the timeline, and then it blows your mind. If I had the time back from watching the first three movies, I could have accomplished many things. 4) Donnie Darko---I have both versions of the movie,
Men R Better Friends Then Woman
Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Pink Ant
Subject: Pink Ant Hello, Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST ... TO US .... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a kind, warm and loving heart. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies with kind, warm and loving hearts. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty and kind. If you fail to forward this, you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies to let them know they are pretty -- both on the inside and the outside - and that they are loved and cared for. SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU! REMIND LADIES TO BE INFORMED, AWARE AND BE CHECKED FOR THEIR HEALTH'S SAKE. TELL THEM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE THEM - AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PRETTY LADIES WITH KIND, WARM L
Mini Me *lol
Making Eggs
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.
Waking Up
ever realized when you wake up that you FEEL LIKE FUCKING CRAP ON A CRACKER... yurp i do
Warning To All In The Military & Single Moms
Heya all.. I am doing this bulletin to help warn you all of someone who professed to be a marine in Iraq.. NEVER WAS IN THE MILITARY. BUT ... THE POLICE & MARINES KNOW OF HIM NOW & ARE LOOKING INTO THIS MORE He uses the same lines.. same gimmicks to try to get money off of people.. primarily single moms who support the military. All happened a year ago and info was verified by his sister in law. She even showed me him on cam watching tv when he had told me he was out on a mission lol CAUGHT!!! Please read below if you want more proof. Please repost and sticky this.. let's get the word out on this guy who is takes advantage of single women and ruin the image of those in the military. He is 'stealing' pics of guys in uniform that he thinks looks like him. OI Me and my mouth.. He has now taken off his salute picture. I'm sorry I should have got it b4 I opened my mouth and told him i knew who he was. This is a blog i did a year ago to warn everyone *********
I Went To This Link It Is Very Cool.
http://www.wtv-zone.com/emma/triples.html The above link is from this page I stumbled across, actually it is from a blog that found while looking for interesting blogs. I wonder why my blogs are not getting the notoriety they should.
Another Palestinian Child Dead
*from The Independent, written by Ian Johnston* A 10-year-old Palestinian boy has been killed by Israeli gunfire during a confrontation between troops and stone-throwing youths in a West Bank village, according to medics and witnesses. The boy, Ahmed Moussa, was killed in Naalin, the site of frequent demonstrations against Israel's separation barrier, which threatens to swallow up hundreds of acres of Naalin's olive groves. The boy was killed by a shot to the forehead, according to witnesses. The Israeli military said it would conduct an investigation. Yesterday, Israeli forces erected a makeshift fence to prevent protesters from reaching bulldozers clearing land for the barrier and young men and boys gathered nearby, said Farah Khawaja, a protest organiser. Israeli troops fired tear gas and rubber bullets to disperse demonstrators trying to scale the fence. By late afternoon, the clashes had subsided, but several teenage boys remained in the area and kept throwing stones
Im For Sale
Look what we have here! It's my first ever auction, called "John's Juicy Auction" Where we offer a Flavor for Everyone! Can you believe, ANOTHER new flavor?!? THIS JUST IN!!! Wishful Wednesday PLUS... DJ Cptn Robbie MacARoni Hellyion bibliophile We also have over 20 other delicious flavors to choose from! Get some hot juice lovin' today! Bidding starts at the low low price of 50,000 fubucks! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? THE AUCTION ENDS MONDAY AUGUST 4!!! John(a/k/a RadioXshow) (repost of original by 'Radio X show -||- Music Master @Fetish -||- owner of ~*Crystal*~ and Who Knows' on '2008-07-30 01:59:14') SO PLEASE COME BET ON ME
I Am In An Acution
i am up for auction please come bid on me it will be worth it
Chilliin On Cam In Club Fantasia
chillin on cam in club fantasia, will be doing so from time to time...............so come check me out yall. peace
Your Still Gone
I wake up every morning, Thinking that your here, I try to find you, I hear your voice, I feel your touch, But no matter what I do, Your still gone. I know we've been down this road before, Baby I've changed, Don't let this keep going on, I don't know what I'd do, If your still gone. You tell me to move on, You tell me not to call, But when we're together, Baby I can feel your pain, I just wanna help you see, What have to gain, Cuz baby we've already lost so much. I know we've been down this road before, Baby I've changed, Don't let this keep going on, I don't know what I'd do, If your still gone. I try to move on, Living one day at a time, But when your no around, You take over my mind, Baby your more to me, Than ever before, The thoughts I think, Your the air I breathe, Now your absence, Is the pain I feel, I dont know what will happen, If Your still gone. I know we've been down this road before, Baby I've changed, Don't let this keep g
Your Scared
I know your scared, To let me in, Your afraid of getting hurt again, But you can't live your life in fear, Because if you do, You'll live a life of solitude, Because if you do, Your life wont be worth, Looking forward to. I know you've been hurt, Your afraid of getting ripped in two, I promise I won't bite, And if I do, I won't bite hard, And if I do, I know it wont last that long. I know you dont think I care, But this is me saying that I do, I can say there's no one as beautiful as you, Even though you dont believe it to be true, I wish that I could have one day with you, And if I do, I'd kiss and lick all over you, And if I do, I'd promise not to betray you.
Your Loss
I'm miserable with out you, You tell me you love me, You tell me you miss me, But you tell me you can't be with me, I told you I would wait for you, But I shouldn't have to wait for you, I want to be happy, I want to be loved, I want to have someone. I need to be happy, I need to be loved, I still love you, I still miss you, But you tell me you can't be with me, I told you I'd wait for you, But I'm not waiting on happiness anymore. I deserve to be happy, I deserve to be loved, If you wont love me, Someone else will, If you still miss me, I'm sorry, I'm tired of waiting, Make up your mind, Life doesn't wait for anyone. If you want something, You need to make it happen, If you truly love someone, You wont make them wait for you, Because it's more likely that you'll lose them Then find them back in your life.
Why
Although I didnt know you, I question why you did it? Were you lonely? Did you lose the love of your life? Or were you fighting drugs or alcohol? I've thought about it, Played with the idea, Even come close to doing it, But I could never get over the thought, That there still might be hope, How did you do it? How did you get so depressed, That you'd rather be dead, Than try to change your life?
Walk Along The Beach
I walk along the beach wondering where it ends, I think to myself about the days of past, If the memories will last and if the new days will be fun? , I feel the sand between my toes, it’s weird but pleasant, just like my life, I’ve had bad times but also some good, I want to cry because of pain in my heart, It feels like it’s been ripped out, That’s what I get for opening it to someone, but soon my heart will be mended, Because heart break rarely lasts forever.
Untitled
I lay here, Dying, Crying, Whying, I want you, I need you, I love you, But yet, I hurt you. You gave me, Good times, Bad times, Sweet love, And memories, We said always, And forever, We'd love each other, What Happened to us, The good times, The bad times, The sweet love, And the memories. I lay here, Dying, Crying, Whying, I want you, I need you, I love you, But yet, I hurt you. Your my one, My only, My true love, For eternity, I wont be, With anyone, But you, My heart, My soul, Both belong to you, I lay here, Dying, Crying, Whying, I want you, I need you, I love you, But yet, I hurt you. If I have to, I'd rather die, Than be without you.
Twisted
You love me, You leave me, You bring me down to me knees, When I resist you, You hurt me even more, Like twisting a blade in my heart, You know I cant say no, You know I want to please you, But you've got me twisted, For your own sick pleasure, I'm tired of this, I'm tired of you, Either leave me be, Or be with me.
Desillusions
Mon coeur saigne D’une invisible blessure Dans la mélancolie baignent De profondes meurtrissures Inéluctable le temp s’écoule Et les amours passent et trépassent Perdu, seul au milieu de la foule Devant mes yeux mes souvenirs repassent Mieux vaut-il mourir, Qu’un Amour impossible ? Chaque seconde où je respire Émiette davantage mon cœur trop sensible
Try
Everytime I fall in love, My feelings get so numb, Everytime i try to love, You push me away. I try my best, To impress, But nothing seams to work, I turn my life upside down, And you still dont notice me, Everytime you ignore me, It tears me apart. Deep inside I know, You dont love me, But everytime I try to walk away, You give me something, Just a little something, To break me down.
Mon Enfance Perdue
Ma mémoire résonne De joyeux éclats de rire Et ma vie monotone Voit mon cœur dépérir Bacs à sable encerclés Par des tours de couleurs Amourettes de lycée Vestiges de temps meilleurs Ces images du passé Pleines de joies de vivre, De ma France adorée, Me redonnent le sourire
The One Who's Always There
I'm sitting alone in my room, It's dark and cold, I'm sitting in the corner crying, because I'm sad, and no one's here, then you come, and hold me, your always there, I never want you to leave me ~*^*~The End!!~*^*~
Dechirure
Tel un éclair déchirant la nuit Tu es apparue dans ma vie Ton sourire m’a ébloui Tes grands yeux m’ont séduit Oh ma Princesse de Gizeh Dans mon cœur tu as semé l’amour Et l’a fait grandir jour après jour Pour toi mon âme s’est embrasée Épris d’une passion dévorante Nos raisons ont un instant oublié Les obstacles qui nous séparaient Et créés cette douleur lancinante Désormais mon cœur désarmé Tel le condamné à mort attend Ce qui sera son ultime moment Quand par la mort il sera délivré
The One
They say you shouldn't marry the person you feel you could be with forever, but to be with the person you can't live without, I yurn for you every waking moment, and most of my sleeping moments as well, I wish I could sprout wings and fly to your side, I cry at the thought of losing you, I want to protect you from evil and pain, my mind jumps with possibilities as to how I can see you, I think your The One, what if you are, what if you aren't, what would I do if I married you, then lost you, I think I would die
The End Of All The Lies
My heart tells me that I'm dead, But my mind wont let go, My body trembles, My joints ache, My pulse is faint, My eyes water, Or are they tears? Tears of sadness? Tears of anger? Tears of depression? Or tears of lose? Everytime I think I'm ok, And that I will be happy, Something, Someone dredges up the past, And it all falls apart, The pain rushes back, I want to be happy, I used to know what happy was, I used to think I knew who I was, Who you were, I thought I knew that to, You come to me with your problems, I do my best to help, But when it's all said and done, Where are you when I need some help? What do you want me to do? Deny myself happiness? Kill those who threaten your safety? Forget that I love you? Do you want me to die? I can't take it anymore! Sometimes I wish I was dead!!!
Agonie
Tels les esprits perdus Rejoignant le puit de l'Enfer Marchant vers une vie de misère Errent nos âmes meurtries et nues Ton sourire me manque Ta souffrance me déchire Chaque minute de vient pire Et détruit mon âme de saltimbanque Dans ma douleur infinie J'envie le comdamné à mort Qui connait l'issue de son sort Ma vie désormais est une longue agonie
Sweet Memories
When I see the sunrise or sunset, I will think of you & only you, I may even shed a single tear, Remembering my thoughts of you, & from now & forever I will remember you.
Questions Of My Heart
Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart I lye in my bed, remembering what you said, did you do it on purpose, or was it just a mistake, I don't know, so I'm asking you, Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart I was so happy, then it all came falling down, I fell in love again, but I fell right out of it, did you mean to deceive, or did I just not see it, I don't know, so I'm asking you this, Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart
Place In My Heart(only For You)
I told you I'd die for you, Dive off the edge of the earth for you, Rip my heart in two for you, Climb the highest mountain peak for you, I said good bye to you, I broke my heart for you, If thats what you need, I'll do it all over again. I've told you I love you, And I always will, I've poured my heart and soul out to you, Told you everything I can, You said you heard me, But now maybe you'll feel it to. Great times we had, Even better memories we have, You may not always have a place in my life, But you'll always have a place in my heart.
One
How does anyone recover, From losing their one true love, How does anyone know, There's only one? For all I know there's no, Such thing as The One, All I know is I'm alone, And probly will be alone, Forever, One person can't be that hard to find, Can she?
Not On Purpose
I'm breathing, But not on purpose, I put the barrel to my head, Pull the trigger, But instead of hot lead, All I feel is cold steal, Why am I not dead, I should try again, I slide the blade across me wrist, I feel the blood dripping down, Maybe this time I got it right, But then I feel my veins getting tight, The blood dries up inside my skin, And as I faint I feel the pain, Of a life used up, Of a life wasted, Then I awaken, To a world unshaken, By the unmistaken saddness of a successfull suicide.
My Angel
Lately I've noticed, Just how shitty my life is, No job, No women, No money, I wake up every day, Just because I cant sleep anymore, I eat, I drink, I sleep, Same old shit, different day, But sometimes things change, When we least expect, When you hit rock bottom, You sometimes think, That things will always be shit, But sometimes fate steps in, And gives you a hand, I hit rock bottom, Was about to end it all, Then fate made a call, My cell phone rang, And her voice was like, A heavenly choir, And she lifted my life up, From the hole I was in, With just one phone call, She changed my life, Who's life can you change?
Madness
Your Indecision Runs Rampant, Like Madness On The Streets, Your Eyes Burn Right Through Me, Like Acid In my Mind, You Can See Right Through Me, Right Into My Soul, All I Can See Is This Gaping Hole, You Slice Through My Emotions, Just Like A Knife, Ripping And Tearing, Just Like A Knife, You Slice Right To Them. I Can't Deny You, I Can't Defy You, I Wanna Find You, I Can't Remind You, Of All That I've Lost. All The Love That I've Lost, Is Nothing Compared To What You Cost, The Pain I Feel Isn't Real, Cause The Love Never Hurts, Till It's Gone, And I'm Dead In The Ground, The Blood Dries Up And Clogs My Veins, I Rip Out The Stitches In My Heart, Let It All Fall Down. I Can't Deny You, I Can't Defy You, I Wanna Find You, I Can't Remind You, Of All That I've Lost. Your Beauty Deceives You, Your Eyes Betray You, I Can Tell You Don't Really Care, I'm Probly Just Another Stupid Guy To You, I Never Get A Chance To Tell You, How I Feel, Again And Ag
Love's Blind Truth
I try real hard to do my best, I struggle, I stumble, I crawl, You treat me like a pest, Abuse me like the rest, Your eyes filled with anger, Instead of love, You rip apart my heart, Which I gave to you with trust, You push me to the edge, Someday you'll have to make a choice, Push me over or pull me in.
Lost In A Dream
I scrape the blade against my skin, But not to make me bleed, Not to feel the pain, But to clear my mind. Clear it of dreary thought, Rinse it free of sadness, Make me forget my lose, To cleanse it of all thoughts. My life is over, Her love is gone, Without her I would have died years ago, Was her love only delaying the enevitable. The blade slides across my flesh, The blood drips freely, I feel cold and distant, Her love is all but a memory, Her warm embrace only a dream, A dream to end all dreams, My life becomes lost in a dream.
Lived & Learned, Loved & Lost
Everyone says that it's better to have loved and lost, Then to never have loved at all, They obviously don't know how I feel, Just being separated my heart breaks, We've only been apart a day, But I already feel empty, I am losing the love, That I had struggled for so long, The love that I had given up on, Till I met you, Before I met you I was convinced love was fake, When I had given up on love, It found me, And when it did I held on tight, Most likely too tight, I ruined the love I yearned for so much, I know that I may lose you, I know I may deserve to, I also know that I have learned, That yearning isn't all there is to love, And love can't be the only thing keeping us together, I have lived, I have learned, I have loved, & I have lost, I hope no one ever has to feel the pain & emptiness I feel without you.
Just Another
Just another night, Sitting at home, Just another night, All alone, Just another night, Full of sorrow, Just another night, Till tommorow, Just another night, If I'm alive it will be, Just another day, Full of pain, Just another day, With no gain, Just another day, And I'm full of dismay, Just another day, It's just another day, Just another day.
In The End
I waited so long, To see your face, I yurned so long, To feel your embrace, I hurt so much, When you told me the truth, That in the end, I don't have you. Just because I said yes, Doesn't mean I'm, Happy with this, But in the end, I'd rather be miserable, And with you, Than not have you at all. When I sleep at night, I see your face, When I breath in, I think of you, When I get in my car, I wanna drive to you, But in the end, I can't have you. Just because I said yes, Doesn't mean I'm, Happy with this, But in the end, I'd rather be miserable, And with you, Than not have you at all.
I Used To Lie
I made you smile, I made you cry, I dont know why, I used to lie. Your smile made me smile, Your tears gave me tears, I don't know why, I used to lie. I gave you love, I broke your heart, I dont know why, I used to lie. Your love gave me life, Your broken heart broke my life, I dont know why, I used to lie. I made you want, I made you need, I dont know, I used to lie. I changed your life, I changed your world, I dont know why, I used to lie. You are my life, You are my world, I dont know why, I haven't died.
I
I dream, I think, I learn, I fall upon a cloud, I slip through time, I try to fly, I keep on falling, I climb a mountian to try again, I leap into the air, I plumet to the ground, I slowly realize that I'm not falling, But instead rising, And I know, I'm in love.
How Can You
It seams you want to control me, That every time I let go, You say something to give me hope, Just to be turned down again. You told me you love me, But how can you love him to, You dont want to lose me, But you dont want to be with me, You took the best of me, Now your killing the rest of me. You wont promise me anything, But you wont deny anything either, You keep me hoping and waiting, For that chance at happiness again. I am torn between two feelings, I love you with all my heart, But you make me want to hate you. You said you love him, Right in front of me, No one knows how it hurt, To hear the women of my dreams, Say those words to someone else. I cant keep living like this, How can you live with yourself, Knowing your doing this to me, How can you live knowing that your killing me?
Golden Sunset
The golden sunset shines on your supple lips, & the brilliant sunlight brightens your golden locks, I look into your eyes & see life at it’s purest, I want to kiss you, but I am completely paralyzed in your beauty.
Fear Of Life
I sit in my room, Pondering my life, Remembering back to when I had hopes & dreams, I begin to cry over memories & dreams long gone, I wipe my eyes & stand up, I breath deeply, I bury my emotions & go on with life, As usual I hide my true-self, For fear of losing my loved ones.
Wis. Man Shoots Mower, Gets Jail Time, But Not Mow Time
Did you hear about that man in Wisconsin who thought he was well within his rights to murder his lawn tractor with a shotgun? Well turns out that a neighbor took offense to it and called the police. The man was arrested for shooting the tractor due to doing it with a sawed off (illegal) shotgun…what ever happened to saying a few choice words or kicking it and breaking a toe? GOOD MORNING! Happy Wednesday, Hump day for some just Wednesday for others and for those waiting in line for Olympic tickets in Beijing sample the local fast food…it looks terrible awful not to pass it up…and again…and again… A huge hug… who eats scorpions and bugs? I don’t know about you but I think the lord intended us to leave them for the birds and rodents. Oh and many Pats, the good kind Mart
Eternal Love Lost
First you met me, Then you liked me, Then you fell for me. After that you said you'd, Love me always and forever, Our love was great, I pleasured you, You pleasured me. Things got twisted, I lost sight of myself, My anger grew stronger, Love became misplaced, Our love dwindled, You told me I had to change. I said I had, You knew I hadn't, But yet you stood by me, Till you could take no more, Then you left me. And at that moment, My life was over, But my love kept growing, I knew I hurt you, I knew I needed to change. Change doesn't happen over night, But when your life as you know it ends, Things change fast, It opens your eyes, You see things clearer then ever. I see that we need each other, You may think he deserves a chance, You may be right, But I've done things for you he never will, And I've seen you at your worst, And I love you even in the worst of times, I will never stop loving you, You will always be my Angel Baby.
Death!
Death is certain!!! Plants die, Animals die, Stars die, As do planets, Make the most of what little time you have, For you never know when you will feel the chill of Death, You could go to bed and not awake in the morning, But do not fear sleep, If you fear Death then you fear Life, Because Death is the only thing truly certain in Life.
Because
I dye my hair black, Because I can't change the way I feel, I work through the pain, Because I can't stand to feel weak, I sit there and listen to talk about who you want to date, Because I can't possibly compete, I drink till I can't stand up anymore, Because then I don't care that your not here, I look at your picture all the time Because I can't believe your real, I cry sometimes, Because I know you'll never be mine.
Apart
I care for you, I want to be with you, you live not so far away, I yurn for you day & night, Love has no sense of distance, so for now we remain... Apart, but together in heart.
Anticipation
I stand in the doorway, waiting for you to arrive, I have yurn for your touch for so long, I pace impatiently outside the door, hoping to see your car, everytime I see a car my heart beats a thousand beats per second, but they keep driving, I start thinking your not going to show, I start to lose hope, then a car appears in the distance, it pulls over down the block and parks, the door opens and I see the occupant, it's YOU!!! you made it, I run to you and hug you, and tell you how I thought you wouldn't show, I kiss you and tell you I love you.
Angel
Sometimes I see butterflies, I don't know why, & sometimes I chase away Deamons in my mind, I don't know why, & sometimes I see Angels in my mind, I don't know why, & sometimes I see a life I wish I had, I don't know why, & every once and awhile I see an Angel in the real world.
A Chance
I try to love you, I try to hold you, I try to kiss you, But you tell me we can't. At one time we could, And at one time we did, What has changed since then? My feelings? Your feelings? I still love you, You still love me, Yes the time has pulled us apart, But where there is love, There is hope. You still call me, When you need someone to talk to, I still know how, To make you feel special, You may think, We had our chance, But we still have a chance, A chance to be happy, A chance to be loved, A chance to have something, That will never disappear.
Afraid
I'll be honest, I'm afraid, Afraid to get hurt, Afraid of dieing alone, Afraid of being forgotten, Afraid of failure, And afraid for you. Your Kind, Caring and in a way, Still innocent, I'm afraid you'll get hurt, And become bitter, I'm afraid if you become bitter, You'll forget to love, I'm afraid if you forget to love, That you'll die alone, And I'm afraid if you die alone, My life and yours will be True, honest, Failures, In love till the very end, But yet so distant.
A Dream
I lye in bed dreaming of days yet to come, a day when the sky is clear and the wheat grows high, a women runs toward me, such a beautiful women, I start to run towards her, just before we meet she disappears into thin air, she's gone like most things good in my life.
Doin It Again
COME BLING ME,ETC......
Why Is It...?
I love tits and ass and general nakedness as much as the next person, but here's something I really don't get. Why is it that there are so many people (both men and women, and certainly not all, but it seems much more prevalent among women) that have no issues with posting the most provocative photos of themselves, then get all pissy if you rate it, comment on it, or even look at it...and heaven forbid if you dare to ask to see the ones that they're NOT showing to everyone. Now, don't get me wrong. I didn't make the mistake of asking to see some random woman's private photos only to be made to look foolish for asking. Quite the contrary, I generally have enough respect, both for others and myself, to get to know someone a little before taking that so-called next step. I'm also not a big supporter of the "she was asking for it..." defense either. But c'mon folks. If you DO post suggestive photos and someone DOES ask to see your private ones, is it really necessary to fly into a r
My Judge Ment* Picker I*s Broken
I KNOW WE ALL QUESTION OUR JUDGMENT OR DECISIONS AT TIMES..BUT AS OF LATE MINE SEEMS TO BE WAY OUT OF WHACK..I ALWAYS CONSIDERED MYSELF TO BE GREAT JUDGE OF CHARACTER..MY MOST FAVORITE QUOTE IN THE WORLD IS..*WE DON'T PUT UP WALLS TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT..BUT TO SEE WHO CARES ENOUGH TO CLIMB OVER* AND I PRETTY MUCH LIVE BY THAT..I HAVE 3 SPACES IN MY CIRCLE OF LIFE..MY PUBLIC, PRIVATE, INTIMATE SPACES.."I" CHOOSE WHO IS ALLOWED PAST MY PUBLIC ONE..AND THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW WHOM ARE ALLOWED INTO MY INTIMATE..AND FEWER MY PRIVATE..SO WHEN 3 MONTHS AGO I MADE A BIG DECISION IN MY LIFE..AND PRETTY MUCH QUESTIONED IT TILL I ARRIVED BACK HOME..THEN AT THAT POINT ,THANK YOU LORD,I KNEW IT WAS RIGHT..MORE THEN RIGHT ACTUALLY! WAS THE BEST DECISION REGARDING MY SITUATION. WHILE IN THAT PROCESS I MADE 2 MORE..I LET MY WALL DOWN..ONE PRETTY HARD THE OTHER WELL LET JUST SAY MAYBE I CAUGHT IT IN TIME BEFORE, IT CRUMBLED ON ME..TWO BIG CRUMBLES A HEART CANNOT TAKE..MY BIG CRUMBLE IS IN DYER NEED OF
Photobug My New Owner For August
Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay, LaUgHiNgGiRl, Sarah, Mistress Broken@ fubar Wanted everyone to meet my new owner. He is a great guy. Go rate/add/fan him if you haven't already!!!!
Wanting Fubling
depending on the bling ill give you 20,000 fubux for each bling as i said depending on which ones lol..any counter offer please let me know and please let me know before you give me the bling so we can decide on price thanks again
Im Wanting Another Month Vip In Exchange For??
im wanting another 1 month vip this time i offer 150,000 fubux plus ill rate all your stash and pics..any counter offers welcome
This Is It
So Many Thoughts
i sat here all night, wondering what it would like to be yours, i gaze into your eyes, and my heart sank. The smile says love me and the eyes say take me yet you are some distance away from me. yes i think of you day in and day out, not one day passes by with out you crossing my mind, i poneer in holding you in my arms as we lay in bed, to hear your breathing, to hear your voice, to make my heart ache with so much love and wishing you were here, to make me smile and laugh and to love you even more...Yes,to love you is all this and more. So many thoughts, and so very little time
Hard Night
I just gor home from work today aneary shift i did for Tom, he owed me big time and iwas beat plus i wasnt feelin too hot. This summ4er cold had gotten me down some so i thought i had better rest up for next week. I had heard laughing next door....the houses were fairly close, but it was 2 young girls giggling, both very hot looking in their mid to late 20's, very well buily and were wearing shoirt denim minis with knee high bootsd on. i had heard that Jenny my neighbor had a visitor, her cousin from Austrailia Man she was hot and her voice was something to be desired. I sdat down on my bed watching them on the porch swing on Jenny's porch...to my surprise they started to make out! Iwatched intently as they kissed each other softly..arew these 2 legit cousins??? pics in my mind of them making love to each other turned me on, they slowly rose and headed to the bedroom...i couldnt see much for their curtains were closed thoi i see both tops go and fly....and hit the window...i was t
How I Spent My Tuesday Evening
Yeah, I spent my evening in the company of this man and his friends, enjoying the freaky sounds of Altai Kai. Awesome, right?
Idfka
a tear rolled down, I could feel it i concentrated on it. better it than what she said as it crossed my face passing close to my lips it left part of itself behind it reminded me of my own path maybe i left too much of me along the way as well as the air moved across my face it felt cold on the path it had traced a welcome chill i guess like an un expected breeze on a muggy day all to quickly it goes away, reminding me of her
7/30/08 The Note Before Our First Meeting....
This morning I'm getting on a plane bound for Maine. I wake up after five hours of sleep I think I'll go insane. I can't wait to see my beautiful Syn and her two girls. The nervousness is finally grabbing hold of me. I've never flown before this should be a rather interesting experience. My beautiful Syn I love you with all of my heart you and the girls mean the world to me. I'm nervous as hell about meeting you right now. I can't wait to step off the plane and see you and take you in my arms. I can't wait to see those two beautiful girls either. Forever and always, Your Master.
Offline For A While
Ive been offline for a while now, not doing well mentally or physically. Im going to a hospital tommaorw to see if i can get some help with my selfdestructive habits an my unwanted thoughts to kill myself. Ive spent many days, laying in bed doing nothing but crying, and i cant live like this anymore. Sorry for those friends ive neglected. Ill be back again once im feeling more myself.
Fu Life Becomin R/l
ppl wonder y i amthe way i am. gee i wonder bitch?!? i mean really. wtf? r u really that fuckin ignorant? do u really think u r that slick? or do u think that u r just that innocent? see i no better. wanna no wut my prob is then ask me. imma big girl i can tell u fpr my self. wait hats rite u dnt need to ask me wut it is. u already no.....its u!!!!!!
And I Blink
i see things so perfect so true i see things a dream in view.. i see these things and then i blink....
Undone...
silence surrounds me all chaos pushed outside your strength pours in, sustains me, inspires me to push through the webs that ensnare me. i open my soul to you, trust that you will not abuse it, or hinder its growth. the silence is shattered now as reality sinks in... it was all just a dream... a dream that cannot be fulfilled. it is not your strength that pushes me forward it is my own, not you that inspires me, but the amazement at my own strength. and the soul entrusted to your care has gone into retreat, because you did abuse it, you did hinder it, you hurt me! i will bleed from this for a long long while...
In My 1st Auction
HEY EVERYONE IM INTO MY FIRST AUCTION,PLZ BID U KNOW THAT IM SO WORTH IT, ESP IF U KNOW ME REALLY WELL HUGS N KISSES TO U ALL http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1512684&i=4089306903&albumid=1134821
The Wolfoack Auction
hey there everyone plz show my friend the wolfpack some luv by bidding on her in the auctiong...she will return any luv given to her
No More
No more pain my heart can only take so much and then enough is enough my heart cant take the pain the pain of loosin you is unbearable my heart can only take so much my heart will break if i dont have you in my life by cleon
Clumsy.
Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm [Chorus:] You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] Can't breath When you touch my sleeve Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm going down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm [Chorus] Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me don't stay single for long Cause everytime a boyfriend and I break up My world is crushed and I'm all alone The love bug crawls right back up and bites me and I'm back Can't help it The girl can't
Deff. Of A Twat Waffle
1.a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle. 2.A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance. 3. a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag. 4.two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top. 5.someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them 6.Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads 7. (1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty. (2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness. (3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly. (4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness. 8.the result of a long process: cutting off several twats, throw
Dont Wanna Miss A Thing.
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping While youre far away dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure Dont want to close my eyes I dont want to fall asleep Cause Id miss you baby And I dont want to miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do Id still miss you baby And I dont want to miss a thing Lying close to you feeling your heart beating And Im wondering what youre dreaming Wondering if its me youre seeing Then I kiss your eyes And thank God were together I just want to stay with you in this moment forever Forever and ever Dont want to close my eyes I dont want to fall asleep Cause Id miss you baby And I dont want to miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do Id still miss you baby And I dont want to miss a thing I dont want to miss
Oen Kiss From You.
Im dreaming of one kiss from you A love long and true Well go on and on and I dont wanna hear that Im too young To know its love that makes me feel this way cause I dont have to feel the heat of the sun To know its shining on me every day When its warm outside And the look in your eyes Is longing to show me the way I dont want to wait Chorus: Just one kiss from you, and suddenly I see the road laid out in front of me You give me strength, you give me hope And when you hold me in your arms You make me whole And I dont know just what I would do Without one kiss from you I dont wanna hear my time will come When it feels like its already here We should learn to walk before we run But why go anywhere when youre so near cause when I reach out to you So sad and confused And feeling like I could cry You dry my eyes Chorus: Just one kiss from you, and suddenly I see the road laid out in front of me You give me strength, you give me hope And when you hold m
White Flag.
I know you think that I shouldn't still love you Or tell you that But if I didn't say it Well, I'd still have felt it Where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were but I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess And destruction to come back again And I caused nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "It's over" Then I'm sure that that makes sense But I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will all that was there Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on I will go
The Pretender
The Pretender FooFighters Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones go marching in... again The need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are at the ready Are you ready? I'm finished making sense Done pleading ignorance That whole defense Spinning infinity, boy The wheel is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say I will never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time our soul untold I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well The page is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm no
All My Life.
I will never find another luva sweeta than you, Sweeta than you And I will never find anutha luva more precious than you More precious than you Girl you are Close to me you're like my mother Close to me you're like my father Close to me you're like my sister Close to me you're like my brutha You are the only one my everything and for you this song I sing And all my life I've prayed for someone like you And I thank God that I, that I finally found you All my life I've prayed for someone like you And I hope that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do love me too I said you're all that I'm thinkin' of.....baby Said, I promise to never fall in love with a stranger You're all I'm thinkin' of, I praise the Lord above For sending me your love, I cherish every hug I really love you And all my life, baby, baby, I've prayed for someone like you, And I thank God that I, that I finally found you
How I Feel
This is how i feel and if u dont like it then TOUGH bc i could give to shits and a fuck less!!! I don't give a FUCK what people think of me. and i dont care what people say about me behind my back either. i hate it when people talk about me behind my back to my so called best friend and then they tell other people what that person said and then like 10 def. people come up to me and tell me. thats really irritating, and i hate it. another thing that i hate is when people judge poeple before they kno them. yea i kno that ure sayin that i do that. be see the thing is that i USED to. so what if a person has like 20 dif. piercings on their face. its their choice and that dosent make them a bad person or a person that worships satan or anything like that. its their style and thats how they like to dress. DEAL WITH IT! It doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to. just be u listen to heavy metal or screamo shit doest mean that you are a bad person. it just shows that u li
So Theres This Boy...
Hopefully Together Forever And Never Torn Apart So There Is This Boy Who Broke This Girls Heart Cheating, Deciving, And Lyin 2, What A Typical Guy, Just A Stupid Pig So, She Thinks, That Gurls Should Forget Guys And Get A Dog What A Perfect Match
Juss Some Quotes
You know you're in love when you see that someone & your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, & the rest of the world disappears Love is just a serial killer and we're all innocent victims Let's set the record straight. No one makes me smile quite like you do Drama's made for movies, not reality He leaned over & kissed me. I kissed him back & then, our eyes met & it was like we both knew… So we smiled & kissed again. It was so perfect. Let's kiss in the rain… Where the rain is so hard that the only thing we can see is each other. Lifes A Bitch, Then You Die, Fuck The World, Lets Get High
With Me
I dont want this moment To ever end Where everythings nothing without you I wait here forever just to To see you smile Cause its true I am nothing, without you Through it all I've made my mistakes I'll stumble and fall But I mean these words I want you to know With everything, I wont let this go These words are my heart and soul And I'll hold on to this moment you know As I bleed my heart to show And I wont let go Thoughts read unspoken Forever and vow Pieces of memories Fall to the ground I know what I did and how so I wont let this go Cause its true I am nothing without you On the streets where i walked alone With nowhere to go I've come to an end I want you to know With everything i wont let this go These words are my heart and soul And I'll hold on to this moment you know As I bleed my heart out to show and I wont let go In front of your eyes It falls from the skies When you dont know what your looking to find In front
Stupid People.
i fucking hate stupid people. they piss me. you think that they would learn after the first time, but NO. that makes to muck freaking sense. Also, you think that they would learn from others mistakes. like wow, look what happened to them, i dont think that is a good idea. BUT NO. that makes too much freaking sense to. People like this i juss want to punch in the eye, no fucking joke.!!!
Promises
You Made Promises Ones That I Thought That You Would Keep Promises That Meant Something To Me. Things Were Just Fine, You Went and Ruined It. I Put My Heart Into What We Had. I Loved You More Then Anything, Made You My Everything. Then You Went and Broke My Heart. Promised Me That I Would NEVER Lose You. Promised That You Would Never Hurt Me, Promised That You Werent Like the Rest, When Put To The Test, You ARE Like The Rest.
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Im sick of crying all these tears. i havent felt like this in years. u made me feel like a queen untill you turned mean. u lied. cheated. and god only knows what else. what do u want me to say? that im coming back? i dont think so. not after all that u put me through. ure juss not worth all the pain that i have felt and the tears that i cried. if i could take the time that i thought about you, talked to you, cried over you and spent with you. i WOULD be happier then i was before. maybe meeting you was a mistake. the biggest one that i have made. or maybe you letting me go what yours. who knowss. it dont matter in the end. were are NEVER to be again and being friends is juss going to make it worse. not talking to you at all is hopefully the best choice that i have made.
To Jered.
ITs Not Fair When You Say It Not Fair At All When You Say I Love You But You Dont Not At All Its Juss A Bunch Of Lies You Think Your So Kewl Untill You Get Played Juss Like The Fool That You Are You Think That Your Better Then Most Other Guys But You Tell Lies And Lead Us All On Break Our Hearts And Juss Leave Without One Word Without One Explaination So When You Read This I Hope You Understand Why Girls Play The Same Games The Games You Guys Play -Nikkol*Marie
Mumm Story
I couldnt believe it !!! I was finally getting out of prison after 2 long years. The Night before I made a little Bucket list of things I wanted to do: 1) I wanted to tell the owner of Club HELLYION I was sorry for ROBIN AND STEALIN all the MS MOJITO drinks and tips from that SEXYBITCH waitress named ANGEL 2) I wanted to apologize to the BOUNTY HUNTER who caught me for kicking him in the nuts and feeling his partner ANI'S TA TA'S 3) I wanted to smoke some weed, getting the munchies and eat CUPPYCAKES, IDAHO potatos, MACARONI and cheese 4) Go hang with my cartel of homies VEGASTONY, BAKA, POTSEY, SCARRED PLAYER, and CUBBY. Play a little dominoes and drink some brew. 5) Next I will like to go to my girl NATALIE'S house and tap that for like 3 days or until she calls me "BABYSATIN" for banging her like a beast. Then go see what JENUHPHUR (the ex)is doing and try to tap that YSSUP too ! 6) Go get the latest versions of the greatest porn movies ever starring JOHN SMITH JR
Find Your Name
The other day my friend DR. MIKE set me up on a blind date with this IRISH CHICK who had just moved her from IDAHO. She was a SWEETONE, with eyes of an ANGEL and lips that didn't need LIPSTICK. I couldn't believe the QUEEN BOOTY on her. Getting down her pants that tonite was a MUSS. So I picked her up to go see this magician named FLUFFY THE RHINO perform his MAJIK and ILLUSION show at a place called Club HELLYION. His show was a TRIPP. He did this card trick with the QUEEN OF HEARTS that blew my mind. Turning a card into a CUPPYCAKE. Wish we could have stayed but after a couple of MS MOJITO's this SEXYMOMMA was giving me a ChUBBY Like nobody's business. So we left the chicken and MACARONI on the table jumped in the KATILAC81 in hopes that I would get LUCKY tonite. I tried to turn the music up but got NOSIGNAL. Now I am pissed and driving with ROADRAGE to her house when the RADIOGUY could finally be heard playing that song "I wanna sex you up" by Color Me Bad...... We pull up
Foreplay Tips
Foreplay is a fundamental part of the whole lovemaking experience. Most men and women experienced in sex will agree that the best sexual encounters should include long and sensual foreplay. A more attentive form of foreplay will bring increased pleasure to both partners, and make any sexual experience more satisfying. Both partners need a little extra spice to get fully aroused and achieve maximum pleasure. The man may need to prolong foreplay to get an erection and the women will usually need the same to become properly lubricated. There is no such thing as spending too much time on foreplay. The trick is to start intercourse when both partners are fully aroused and having a hard time controlling their desires from foreplay. Foreplay includes a range of activities such as undressing, kissing, petting, and oral sex; but you can add your own thoughts to the list. Sensitive foreplay is so important to good sex because it will help both partners enjoy sexual intercourse more, and it
Does The Truth Help Or Hurt Relationships?
Remember how your relationship was in the very beginning? You stayed up all night talking about everything - your dreams and desires and even the things that scare or embarrass you. But then, as the relationship went a long, you stopped talking about so much. Everything became so heavy and meaningful. In the beginning, things were great. There was a level of trust and open communication that created intimacy and understanding. So, what happened to that? Where did it go and how can you get it back? I used to try to protect my partner from those heavy, bad moods and ugly thoughts. I went to my room and hung out until I felt like socializing again. I thought I was noble in my ability to control what came out of my mouth. I thought I was kind because I never let on what I was thinking. But what I was doing was ruining my relationships. There was no relationship. I was cutting myself off from others and never allowing them to know me. They never knew what I was thinking or
What I Need
I need someone to care for me, Deepest desires share with me. I need someone to hold me tight, Shelter me from the cold of night. I need someone with kisses warm- To softly guide me through the storm. I need someone gentle and mild, Carefree and innocent as a child. I need someone to laugh and smile, Strong as stone and yet fragile. I need someone tender and true- To decorate my nights in shades of blue. I need someone who'll understand- I need someone to hold my hand. Yet someone with a shadow not so long, They could never fully appreciate my song. Someone who's eyes I can stare into, Who's heart I could reach forever through. Someone who can see all the needs I dream of, And realize I only dream of their love.
No Mystery...
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman. Thx 4 Reading
In My First Auction
hey everyone i just joined my first auction..if u really kno me u kno im worth the bid soo go and bid plz...ty ty
Arcade's Auction
hey everyone plz help my friend arcade with his auction...any luv u show him he will return... heres the link to his auction
Come Pic Out A Slave! :)
Auction open come bid :)
About Harley Flames
By the was there a harley flames on here and that not is real name it is wesley farnham sr and he will lie about his name too
Prayer For Wisdom
Lord Jesus, Light of the world, give us Your light tonight, Light to see the truth plainly; Light to see ourselves as we are; Light to see the way we should go. Light to see You in Your majesty, Your humility and Your love Amen.
Dustmepink Pimp Out
Show my Fu Owner some Fu Luv...check out her blogs for auctions shes in ;) click on this pic to take you there DustMePink this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by DustMePink Tell her Micki sent ya ~! ;)
Cant Sleep
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get the fuck out of me!!!!!! wtf why do i feel this way... fucking stuopid patheic worthless fucking emoptions cause nthing but trouble and heartache!!! why oh why god cant i be some cold heartless buith who cares about nothing but my next lay? why!!!!!????? why do i have to have feelings? why do i have to have trust and faith and a believe in a love that will never exist? why do i have to be too fucking chicken shit to drink my sorrows away and why am i too fucking scared to do drugs??!!! druggies might have the same problems i do but guess what? they are tooo fuckinghigh to give a shit but oh no not me i am straight edge!!! wooptie fuckin doo!!! im straight edge so i can feel every fucking knife twisting and turning inside of me makeing me scream on the fucking inside til i cry on the outside and for what? because im too chicken shit to take a stand... to scared to say this is what i want.. to fucking scared to walk away because i honestly feel its my last chance wtf is wrong wit
Quake Rocks Southern California
Quake rocks southern California Californians talk about the LA earthquake An earthquake measuring 5.4 has caused buildings to shake across a wide area of southern California in the US. The epicentre was 29 miles (46km) south-east of central Los Angeles, near Chino Hills in San Bernardino County, officials said. The quake was felt as far south as San Diego but there were no reports of any serious casualties or damage. Offices and restaurants were evacuated, and residents reported cracks in the walls of their homes. The US Geological Survey initially said the tremor measured up to 5.8, but later downgraded its size. California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said the region had been lucky to avoid a major disaster. "This reminds us once again that in California we have to be prepared for anything and everything," he said. 'A drill' The BBC's Peter Bowes in Los Angeles said the quake initially felt like a rolling motion - followed by a sudden shaking s
Karadzic Flown To Hague Tribunal
Karadzic flown to Hague tribunal Mr Karadzic changed his appearance during his 13 years on the run The former Bosnian Serb leader, Radovan Karadzic, has been flown from the Serbian capital Belgrade to the war-crimes tribunal in The Hague. He was moved from the court building where he had been held since his arrest last week after 13 years on the run. He has been indicted for crimes against humanity and genocide during the Bosnian conflict of the 1990s. His transfer comes hours after clashes at a rally attended by at least 10,000 supporters to protest about his arrest. More than 40 people - most of them police officers - were injured in clashes during the final speeches at the rally organised by the hardline nationalist Radical Party. Riot police fire tear gas at protesters armed with stones and burning flares. Failed appeal Three cars with tinted windows left the Serbian court building at about 0345 Belgrade time (0145 GMT), with Mr Karadzic inside one o
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Sex Signs... Astrological Sex Signs.
Okay people! So this is usually quite correct. However, I have to tell you that there are cusps on which people are born. That would mean you are a mixture of two signs. Depending on which sign you are born closer to the beginning or ending of (for instance, you're born October 24, the cusp of Libra-Scorpio, nearing the beginning of Scorpio which is October 26, you'd be more Scorpio than Libra, but have traits from both signs) Here are the cusps, so you know if you are a half and half, so to speak: Pisces-Aries cusp: March 19-24 Aries-Taurus cusp: April 19-24 Taurus -Gemini cusp: May 19-24 Gemini-Cancer cusp: June 19-24 Cancer-Leo cusp: July 19-25 Leo-Virgo cusp: August 19-25 Virgo-Libra cusp: September 19-24 Libra-Scorpio cusp: October 19-25 Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp: November 19-24 Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp: December 19-25 Capricorn-Aquarius cusp: January 17-22 Aquarius-Pisces cusp: February 16-22 Mind you there are always other contributing fac
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Working
"WORK SAYINGS" 01. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? 02. God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. 03. First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended. 04. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 05. Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time! 06. Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it. 07. Hard works spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all! 08. I always try to go the extra mile at work but my boss always finds me and brings me back. 09. After all is said and done, more is said than done. 10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 11. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 12. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. 13. Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it
Wisdom
"WISDOM SAYING" 01. A word to the wise is unnecessary. 02. Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well. 03. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. 04. Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain. 05. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. 06. A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read. 07. Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. 08. It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches but one match to burn 10,000 trees. 09. Long periods of droughts are always followed by rain. 10. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. 11. Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean. 12. Reach for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars. 13. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it. 14. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 15. B
Unanswered Question
"UNANSWERED QUESTIONS" 01. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 02. OK, so whats the spead for dark? 03. Why do psychics have to ask for your name? 04. If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose? 05. If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2? 06. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is the store is free yet? 07. The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business...didn't they see it coming? 08. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them? 09. Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? 12. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 14. Why is the word abbreviation so long? 15. If a word is mispelled
Stress
"STRESS SAYING" 01. You know you're stressed out when when you can hear mines. 02. If it weren't for stree I'd have no energy at all. 03. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 04. Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once... 05. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 06. Everytime I think I've hit the bottom someone lends me a shovel. 07. A great education has made me what I am today-stressed!
Sleep
"SLEEP SAYING" 01. You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence. 02. The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. 03. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 04. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping!
Nonesence
"NONSENCE SAYING" 01. I'm not insensitive, I just dont care. 02. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure... 03. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. 04. Constant change is here to stay. 05. I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not. 06. As I said before, I never repeat myself. 07. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 08. As long as I can remember I've had amnesia. 09. All generalizations are false, even this one. 10. Once you can acept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. 11. That place is so crowed, nobody goes there anymore. 12. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! 13. Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. 14. I can resist everything except temptation. 15. You non conformists are all the same. 16. I have decided to be indecisive. 17. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
Life
"LIFE SAYING" 01. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. 02. Birthdays are good for you- the more you have the longer you live. 03. Life is a test and I didnt take very good notes. 04. The meaning of life is to give life meaning. 05. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 06. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 07. I intend to live forever-so far so good. 08. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 09. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. 10. Oce over the hill, you pick up speed. 11. Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places. 12. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 13. Experience is a wonderful thing. It wnables you to recongnize a mistake when you make it again. 14. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 15. A day without sunshine is like well, night. 16. I fe
Laziness
"LAZINESS SAYING" 01. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after. 02. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the momebt. 03. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done. 04. A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking. 05. Never put off tim tomorrow what you can avoid all together. 06. Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. 07. Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets to live. 08. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 09. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool. 10. "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." 11. The best oart about procrastination is that you are never bored because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. 12. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 13. A wat
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Quickie Before Bed
And you thought it was something sexual.. Shame on you!! LMAO -Mander Doo What is your -MIDDLE- Name? - Elizabeth How old do you feel? - Most days, about 30. Where would you like to live? - On a farm. Cats or Dogs? - I prefer cats, but I'll die a little inside the day something happens to my Booger Butt. Vacation Atmosphere? - Sunny, about 68-70 degrees, plenty of water, and an endless supply of alcohol. Baths or Showers? - Depends on my mood and how much time I have. What is the sickest thing youve ever found in your food? - A band-aid with a bloody fingernail stuck to it. Ew. What movie moment really makes you squirm? - Well, there are several types of squirming. Queasy squirming is when I watch Devil's Rejects. Sweet and "awww" squirming is A Cinderella Story (God help me) and The Notebook. On the edge of my seat, rooting for the good guy squirming would have to be all 4 of the Die Hard movies (I LOVE Bruce Willis) Describe your mother. -
Earthquake ! (mumm Story)
As you all know we had an earthquake today in California. It really FITFREAKed me out ! I was going to a job at a MYLF's house. The ground started to SHAKE and wouldn't QUITTA. At first I thought it was an ILLUSION. Thank god NO ONE was in the van with me, I MUSS have carapped a load from here to IDAHO ! My friend ROO called me, JENUHPHUR and TERI texted me. I saw this SHORTBUS at the intersection of FIESTY way and BAKA Blvd. The driver looked LOST. I pulled over and gave him some ANTIDEPRESSANT's and a GEORGIA PEACH. He was creating HAVOC35 parked where he was so MISTERFEET moved the bus curbside. All the MENTALlly challenged people were transported by CAPTAIN COOTER in a BABYBLUE mini van. The NEWS CREWs were out right away. One reporter named MYSHEL was looking like a RUSSIAN FOXX with a set of TA TA's that made me want to give them a CANDYKISS. I introduced myself as THE BULLY from FUBAR. She asked me in a SASYY and UNSENSITIVE way "Are you a SENILE COOT looking to drop your
Recipe For Sex
A RECIPE FOR AHEM.....SEX 4- Laughing eyes 4- well-shaped legs 4- Loving arms 2- Firm milk containers 2- Nuts 1- Fur-lined mixing bowl 1- Firm banana DIRECTIONS: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is wet. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For bed results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak(preferably NOT overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowels. NOTES: 1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, was utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town!
Rate This One Pic Please
Rate my pic please ;) JUST A RATE is all Im asking for...Bid if you want to own me...but most rates wins a bling pack Click on my pic to take you there...Thanks for rating and bidding (if you do) Thanks from Micki-Blue-Eyes
Marriage!
I'm Johnny B. and I'm looking for any hot "Gingers" who want to get married or a nice hot lady who is willing to change her name! Sincerely, Johnny B.
Puzzle - Answer!!! *giggles*
* Get your drunk ass off the carousel. *
Reaching Out...
Touch my heart with your passion, Feel my hands to cherish your soft sensitive skin, Need you, like the air which I breathe, To be close to you restores my heart. Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, Find strength with me, in each others strength, Cherish with me, the wonders of life, Rejoice with me, in the mysteries of what is yet to be. To find comfort in you would be my dream, To share the strength of each other would be spiritual, To cherish the wonders of life beside you would be a pleasure, Yet to discover the mysteries of what is to become between us is truly my desire, To share My passion with you, would be invigorating. Find peace with me, in each others souls, When the world has gone insane. Find hope with me, in each others hearts, Until this life has been fulfilled. By: TheDarkAngel & TheDarkOne
Puzzle...roflmao!!!!
Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? For the answer....read next blog!
Correction To 7-29 Sched.
I've Relized
Ok I have been thinking long and hard because I have a date a little over a week from now and I have been stressing out and everything but I mean I am beautiful. If any guy doesnt want to go out with me it is their loss.... I have an amazing personality and even though I am not a size 2 I am way prettier than those skinny bitches. I am so tired of freaking society saying that u have to look this way and dress another and be this certain weight to be pretty. I dress how I want I act how I want and I love my fucking looks and body. I am usually one of those self haters and I mean the only reason I usually act like that is because it seems like everywhere I turn people are telling me I am not beautiful but really I have am not just beautiful on the outside but on the inside too. Take this as being shallow I dont care. I am not but I just had to vent that out!
Ranting And Raving
Seeing as no one I really know personally is on my friends list; not that I can remember, I'm going to blow off some steam without offending anyone... Enjoy the ride ladies, and gentlemen. And try to avoid flying projectiles… I’m a 21 year old female whose life is going no where, I live at home with my mom and my aunt because I cannot move out. I want to, but I’m bound here all because I signed my name on a mortgage. So if I were to apply for an apartment, I’d probably get rejected because my credit is better than my families, so I’m stuck with them. I work in a call centre, which pays well, but is redundant, boring, and destroying my self esteem, and opinion on the human race. Not to mention that due to the hours I work, any possibility of a life is basically demolished. But hey, why should I complain? Everyone hates their job. After I’ve traveled so much in my late teens, I come home only to find that wow… Everyone is shipping out of this hell hole province, and yo
Listen!!
Hey...they finally got tunes for us to listen to!! Come check them out and help them get signed!!! To hear them click below Listen Now! They are a great up and coming band from the Pottstown/Boyertown area! Every play is like a vote for them...Please play and listen..!!! Due to some misunderstandings....they didn't get the votes they should have! Please vote for them and help them catch up!! VOTE HERE Please help them out!
Waveforms
THE PLOT ABOVE SHOWS: * The closest 15 stations with phase picks * 120 seconds of time beginning 20 seconds before the event * Traces are time aligned * Green bars represent expected P and S arrival times Waveform Color Key: Black: broad-band, high-gain, digital channel Brown: broad-band, low-gain, digital channel (accelerometer) Blue: short-period, analog channel THE PLOT ABOVE SHOWS: * A set of SCSN stations scattered throughout southern California * 120 Seconds of time * Traces are time aligned and sorted by distance from the epicenter. * Green bars represent expected P and S arrival times
Getting To Know My Friends
I did one of these some time ago and got a little response. Hopefully this one will get me more strange facts about my friends. What I want is for you to leave a comment telling me 2 strange things about yourself that I don't already know. For myself: 1.) I love frogs but if you put a live one on me, I will freak the hell out. LOL 2.) I have a singing talent that not many people know about. I started singing in church when I was a very young girl and since then have won several talent contest and karoake contest. Now it's your turn. Drop me some facts about you that you think I will find interesting. Thanks for playing along!!! Hugs to you all!!!! Mary
"sing Me Another Sad Country Love Song"
"Sing Me Another Sad Country Love Song" ~~~~~ Sing me another sad country love song while we dance so close , Not one about cheating or one about leaving, Nor one where two hearts bend and break into a million pieces. ~~~~~ Play one we can slow dance too once again, The one we danced to that first time we met each other, And just as the song ended we both said I love you. ~~~~~ On that dance floor the music kept us so close, The magic unfolded and our life was planned, Oh please take me back to those happy days again. ~~~~~ Come my little music box dancer and dance with me in moonlight, Hold me close as we let our bodies sway to the music within our hearts, And down on one knee I will propose to you just as I did way back then. ~~~~~ Music box dancer is the name I gave to you, Because it seems the moment the music started, You and I knew we were meant to be together. ~~~~~ Sing me another sad country song while we dance so close, Not one about cheating or one abo
Theoretical P-wave Travel Times
Magnitude 5.4 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIF. 2008 July 29 18:42:15 UTC Theoretical P-Wave Travel Times These maps show the predicted (theoretical) travel times, in minutes, of the compressional (P) wave from the earthquake location to points around the globe. The travel times are computed using the spherically-symmetric IASP91 reference earth velocity model. The heavy black lines shown are the approximate distances to the P-wave shadow zone (103 to 140 degrees). Theoretical P-Wave Travel Times City Distance (degrees) Travel Time (min:secs) Arrival Time UTC Phase Los Angeles, California 0.41 0:08.2 18:42:23.2 Pg Phoenix, Arizona 4.77 1:11.5 18:43:26.5 Pn San Francisco, California 5.37 1:19.7 18:43:34.7 Pn Albuquerque, New Mexico 9.25 2:13.0 18:44:28.0 Pn Golden, Colorado 11.60 2:45.1 18:45:00.1 Pn Seattle, Washington 14.24 3:21.3 18:45:36.3 Pn Wichita, Kansas 16.99 3:57.2 18:46:12.2 Pn Brownsville, Texas 19.29 4:24.4 18:46:39.4 P Mexico City,
$20 Gift Auction By Cali Rain
$20 gift auction wants to help her friend raise fubucks to get a spotlight for his Birthday LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar So she is auctioning off any $20.00 fubar gift of your choice which would include one of the following: 25 Gift Blingpack 7 Day Blast 1 Month VIP Bidding will start at 1.5 milion fubucks and the closing bid must be recieved by Thu, July 31 at 9:00 pm (pst) click the pic below to place your bid Thanks for all the luv!!! Cali Rain@ fubar This bulletin has been brought to you by Blue Whore®
Lost My Internet
Hey y'all just wanted to let you know I lost my internet and not sure how soon I will be back on. I basically had it out with Verizon and told them to go f*ck themselves. SO I will see y'all when I get back. Thanks.
Historical Usgs Moment Tensor Solutions
Magnitude 5.4 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIF. 2008 July 29 18:42:15 UTC Historical USGS Moment Tensor Solutions
Mystical Journey From Mushrooms Potion"
"Mystical Journey From Mushrooms Potion" ~~~~~ Flash back to days of old when an acid trip I did take, Deep ravenousness lustful images a mind conjured up, Making love to an image of forbidden beauty. ~~~~~ Pink Floyd, have a cigar, bells echoing, echoing, Mystical illusions of fingers tracing bare skin, Sounds from excited sighs filling the lust within a heart. ~~~~~ Hey, can you see me, feel me, want me, taste me, Record player going round and round, Needle capturing the hissing of hidden spirits. ~~~~~ Acid trip dripping sweat as bodies collide, Building of a climax exploding as loud as thunder, Two bodies in passionate throne of ecstasy. ~~~~~ Fresh mushrooms from cow dung did spring, From drops of rain and kiss of the sun, Boil those mushrooms boy, drink the potion down. ~~~~~ Hey can you see me, Feel me, Want me, Taste me, Hold on for into a lustful trip you will waken, Two bodies embraces in throne of climax ecstasy. ~~~~~ Pink Floyd, hey teacher, leave
"love, Lull-a-bye's And The Cycle Of Life"
"Love, Lull-A-Bye's And The Cycle Of Life" ~~~~~ lull-a-byes of the wind through the maple leaves, the soft twinkling of the creek singing to the pebbles, as the cycle of life slowly repeats itself over and over again. ~~~~~ silence is golden as darkness befalls the forest, silently the moonbeams dance with the shadows, and in my dreams this love of ours grows even stronger. ~~~~~ far off thunderous bouncing of a boulder is falling, maybe it was the gentle song of the wind, or an embrace from the moon that made it lose its hold. ~~~~~ all things it seems at one time or another comes crashing down, for it seems nothing ever truly stays the way it was forever, not even this love that we said would last an eternity. ~~~~~ lull-a-byes of the wind through the maple leaves, the soft twinkling of the creek singing to the pebbles, as the cycle of life slowly repeats itself over and over again. ~~~~~ mother nature seems to know when its time for a change, from the birth o
My Mom
Well mom finally got to come home on July 4th:) We are so happy to have her home & she is doing much better recovering there than when she was in the hospitals. Not that they didn't take great care of her, but she was getting depressed after being gone for almost 3 months. Today dad & I took her to Pittsburgh for a follow up. The Dr. (the one that saved her life, not the one that almost killed her twice) has ordered another MRI, more Blood work & a series of spine x-rays. He said he was surprised to see how well she looked & that she was able to sit up as long as she was. He showed us the pictures from the CAT scan she recently had. Up until now I have been able to hold myself together pretty well but what I saw & heard today brought tears to my eyes & if mom hadn't been in the room I probably would have just broke down & cried. His main concern right now is that when the other Dr. went in the 2nd time & took out all but one of the screws & plates he put in during the 1st surg
Usgs Body-wave Moment Tensor Solution
08/07/29 18:42:15.16 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIF. Epicenter: 33.736 -117.934 MW 5.3 USGS MOMENT TENSOR SOLUTION Depth 7 No. of sta: 34 Moment Tensor; Scale 10**16 Nm Mrr= 4.93 Mtt=-8.88 Mpp= 3.95 Mrt=-6.08 Mrp= 6.17 Mtp=-6.25 Principal axes: T Val= 13.95 Plg=42 Azm=240 N -1.73 44 87 P -12.22 13 343 Best Double Couple:Mo=1.3*10**17 NP1:Strike=286 Dip=72 Slip= 137 NP2: 32 50 24 ------- --- ----------- ----- P ------------# ------- ------------### -------------------------#### --------------------------##### -------------------------###### ################----------####### ######################----####### #########################-####### ####### ##############-----####
Usgs Centroid Moment Tensor Solution
USGS Centroid Moment Tensor Solution 08/07/29 18:42:15.07 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIF. Epicenter: 33.733 -117.940 MW 5.4 USGS CENTROID MOMENT TENSOR 08/07/29 18:42:46.50 Centroid: 34.645 -117.325 Depth 22 No. of sta:110 Moment Tensor; Scale 10**17 Nm Mrr= 1.02 Mtt=-1.45 Mpp= 0.43 Mrt=-0.76 Mrp=-0.03 Mtp=-0.77 Principal axes: T Val= 1.28 Plg=65 Azm=219 N 0.62 20 76 P -1.90 13 341 Best Double Couple:Mo=1.6*10**17 NP1:Strike= 46 Dip=36 Slip= 54 NP2: 268 62 113 ------- -- ------------ ---- P -------------- ------ ---------------- ---------------------------## -----------------------------## -----------------------------## -------####################--#### ---######################
"in Our Fairy Tale World"
"In Our Fairy Tale World" ~~~~~ Morning sun flirting with approaching thunderstorm, Taking me back to the first time we met, Remembering everyone kept saying I was falling for a hurricane. ~~~~~ The first time I held you close and looked deeply into your eyes, It seemed as if every dream I had ever dreamed was coming true, And I could tell you were that special lady I had been searching for. ~~~~~ Hand in hand walking along the ocean's beach like in a fairy tale, Sunlight darting in and out of storm clouds as lighting flashed, Two kindred spirits racing with the wind like two wild horses. ~~~~~ Splashing of the waves crashing down on the rocky shore line, Sounding like horse's hooves echoing in the falling rain drops, And as we kissed lighting lit the sky in dazzling colors of a rainbow. ~~~~~ Soaring as free as eagles gliding along on the currents of time, High above the clouds that were kissing each ray of the sun, Our hearts embracing in the passion of lovers bef
"me And Johnny Have Sung The Blues"
"Me And Johnny Have Sung The Blues' ~~~~~ Drums beating, fiddlers fiddling, old guitar strumming, Harmony of notes flying through the air, Each time my heart beats as I think of you. ~~~~~ Clouds drifting slowly across a sky so blue, Words being sung deep inside my heart, As I play them out loud just for you. ~~~~~ Music in my soul I want to compose, But my fingers can't write that fast, And in the end this isn't the song I was singing. ~~~~~ Barefoot walking in early morning dew drops, Early bird hunting for that worm, And these words I wish I could sing to you. ~~~~~ Puppy playing with daffodils, Four leaf clovers in bloom, And my heart is singing the blues. ~~~~~ Guitar filling the air with sweet harmony, Johnny Cash spent the night in jail, Down in the city of Starkville,Mississippi. ~~~~~ Seems he picked some flowers for his true love, But the law said he couldn't steal those blooms, So he sat in jail and sung her the blues instead. ~~~~~ Me And Johnn
"field Of Memories"
"Field Of Memories" ~~~~~ Looking back over the years of my life wondering what if, A half smile curling the corner of my lips remembering, A brother who thought maybe someone put a curse on my family. ~~~~~ So many old houses we lived in where you could count the stars at night, And when it rained every pot and bucket was used to catch the leaks, But as I look back over those long ago years I wouldn't change anything. ~~~~~ Old dusty gravel roads we raced along barefooted so carefree, No in door plumbing so it was off to the outhouse even at night, And Sears and Roebuck catalogs weren't used just for wishing. ~~~~~ Early summer mornings spent hoeing a garden, slopping the hogs, Working in cotton fields chopping grass till late in the evening, Listening to the stories with fascination the old black men told. ~~~~~ Looking back over the years of my life wondering what went wrong, Remembering families being so close and neighbors who seemed so close, Everyone helping
Moment Tensor Archive
** SCSN Moment Tensor Solution Message ** REAL-TIME SOLUTION: OPERATOR REVIEWED Reviewed On: 07/29/2008 19:7:4 Inversion Method: Complete Waveform Number of Stations used: 6 Stations: CI.VTV CI.SBPX CI.DGR CI.SCI2 CI.LGU CI.CHF Real-Time Solution: ------------------- Event ID : 14383980 Magnitude : 5.76 Depth (km) : 12.4 Origin Time : 07/29/2008 18:42:15:690 Latitude : 33.96 Longitude : -117.75 Further Information at: http://pasadena.wr.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Quakes/ci14383980.htm SCSN Moment Tensor Solution: ---------------------------- Moment Magnitude : 5.39 Depth (km) : 14 Variance Reduction(%): 78.18 Quality Factor : A (A : Mw, MT good enough for distribution) (B : Mw only good enough for distribution) (C : Solution needs review before distribution) Best Fitting Double
"sounds Of Love Felt In A Mississippi Morning"
"Sounds Of Love Felt In A Mississippi Morning" ~~~~~ Baby calves bawling, a cow mooing, hay in the field being cut, Children's laughter, blue jay's imitation, chirping of crickets in early morning, Lawn mowers cutting, tillers tilling the soil in a garden, fresh breeze tickling a nose. ~~~~~ Cats meowing reminding its time to be fed his morning breakfast, Puppy barking and chasing a butterfly as bumble bees hover in mid air, Sounds of a new day beginning floating on the breeze hinting of rain. ~~~~~ Heart beating, yearning to follow the dreams that were dreamed in sleep, Flowers blooming, bees gathering nectar, a love story waiting to be written, Music playing, picture speaking to the loneliness within a hopeless romantic. ~~~~~ Words spoken or written unlocking feelings that stir the immortal soul, Opening eyes to the wonders and joys of living life to the fullest, As a composer sits and writes another love song just for lovers in early morning. ~~~~~ Far off mountai
Reaching Out
Touch my heart with your passion, Feel my hands to cherish your soft sensitive skin, Need you, like the air which I breathe, To be close to you restores my heart. Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, Find strength with me, in each others strength, Cherish with me, the wonders of life, Rejoice with me, in the mysteries of what is yet to be. To find comfort in you would be my dream, To share the strength of each other would be spiritual, To cherish the wonders of life beside you would be a pleasure, Yet to discover the mysteries of what is to become between us is truly my desire, To share My passion with you, would be invigorating. Find peace with me, in each others souls, When the world has gone insane. Find hope with me, in each others hearts, Until this life has been fulfilled. By: TheDarkAngel & TheDarkOne
"fading Shadows"
"Fading Shadows" ~~~~~ Wounded soul living a life of torment, While holding onto long ago promises, Trying to keep a love that died alive. ~~~~~ Loneliness, broken heart, hurt feelings, Anger, selfishness kept locked up tight, For a heart mourns loves dying ending. ~~~~~ Thoughts of suicide, thoughts of death being better, Than living a life without the love a heart craves, But within a tear drop a glimmer of hope shines through. ~~~~~ Morning sunlight filtering through the darkness, Standing deep within a forest reliving past memories, Releasing them to dance with a sunbeams gentle touch. ~~~~~ Eyes lifting towards heaven pleading for resurrection, Praying these damn memories will one day fade away, Releasing a heart to find loves tender embrace once more. ~~~~~ Silence replaced with the songs of nature entwined with the wind, Leaves dancing with the fading shadows among the filtering sunlight, And a broken heart sighs feeling the anger diminishing slowly away
Saddended Today
today i saw on yahoo news that a fellow soldier was murdered . she was a dentist and was found in a hotel room. they say she was pregnant. she just transferred to the 19th support as a dentist this is a sad blow for ft bragg and america's army.
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"sweet Honeysuckle Memories"
"Sweet Honeysuckle Memories" ~~~~~ Soft, delicate, wavering, such sweet fragrance, Tasteful, delicious, nectar of the gods, Tears of an angel, lustful images prevail. ~~~~~ Glistening, moonlight, early morning dew drops, Honey bees, butterflies, hummingbirds humming, Wishful thoughts, poetic verse, picture perfect. ~~~~~ summer morning, cool breeze, dusk before sunsets, Country roads, cow pasture, woody glens, Dancing in starlight, waving in dawn's early light. ~~~~~ Reminiscing of childhood, forgotten youth, Sucklet temptation, elves drinking in twilight, Magical, mystical, fairy tales from long ago. ~~~~~ Sweet honeysuckle vine awakening memories, Of long ago lovers, early summer mornings, Whispering of a breeze, promises broken. ~~~~~ Tenderness, sweet juices in each tiny flower, Taken back on a mid summer night, Of poetic inspiration within each soft petal. ~~~~~ copyrighted©July 27, 2008 Cliff Lawrence
Earthquake Area Hazard Map
Magnitude 5.4 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIF. 2008 July 29 18:42:15 UTC Seismic Hazard Map
Clean It Out
curiosity has me one week one comment please just trying to see who on my list talks to me or reads these gonna start getting rid of the so called friends who i never hear from unless they are in a contest or what not please just one comment
Come And Win Some Stuff, You Know You Want To!
Yes it is that time again!!!! RAFFLE TIME!!!!! do you want to win bling, a ticker, fu-bucks, custom pics? Well then you must join in the fun!!!!
Ty But!!!!
Ok to start off with I wanna say ty for all the compliments on my eyes. All the, "damn your eyes are sexy", and "with eyes like that i wouldnt say no", once again ty. But, why is it so hard to look deeper? Yes my eyes express alot of things, horniness isnt one of them. Do they scream "Hey i want some ass over here"? I think not. All I do ask is if you talk to me, try to say something useful that i shouldnt have to say thank you to. I hate sayin that but its only polite. I didnt give myself these damn things so why should i take credit for them? Look deeper and youll discover that they arent my most attractive feature. My devotion to friends is one of my best. Why did i write this? Because I felt like it i guess...get to know me, im cool and rarely bite...anywho..more mindless rambling to come..xoxo to my sexies lol
Tectonic Summary
Earthquake Summary Small globe showing earthquakeSmall map showing earthquake Tectonic Summary The greater Los Angeles area earthquake of 29 July 2008, 11:42 PDT (18:42 UTC), was centered in the hills south of Diamond Bar and Chino Hills. An early analysis of the earthquake's focal mechanism implies that the shock originated as the result of oblique-reverse faulting, in which a block of crust is thrust up and over the crust on the opposite side of the fault and also moves sideways with respect to the crust on the opposite side of the fault. This style of faulting is intermediate between pure reverse faulting and pure strike-slip faulting. The epicenter is in a region of the greater Los Angeles area in which both significant reverse faulting (the Puente Hills thrust) and right-lateral strike-slip faulting (the Whittier fault) have been documented. The early focal-mechanism is thus consistent with the shock having occurred as the result of stresses similar to those which produced pr
The Secrets Your Partner Is Keeping From You
The Art of Intimacy The Secrets Your Partner is Keeping From You Have you ever wondered what secrets your significant other is keeping from you? Even the most committed, honest partners often have one or two secrets they keep from their loved ones. So what are the most common secrets men and women keep from each other? He doesn't want you to know that he struggles with body image issues, too. It is customary to see a woman order a salad with dressing on the side and a diet soda. But if a man makes such an order, it is seen as a little... strange. After all, many women still expect their men to be meat-and-potatoes kind of guys who don't put too much thought into calories or body image. But, believe it or not, men can be just as sensitive about their appearances as women, and some go to many (secret) lengths to look their best. Yes, he might be having beers and wings in front of you and your gal pals on Saturday night, but that doesn't mean he doesn't eat lean in the privacy
3 Red Flags That You're Headed For A Breakup
The Art of Intimacy 3 Red Flags That You're Headed for a Breakup When it comes to breaking up, hindsight is 20/20. But wouldn't it be nice if you could tell that you and your partner were headed for a falling out before it happened? Fortunately, you can predict a break up. And with just a little bit of tweaking, you can get back on track and rescue your relationship before it hits the rocks. Red Flag #1: Tuning Out One of the most common reasons relationships fail is because one or both partners is tuning out. It might sound minor, but in actuality, few things are more hurtful than being ignored by your loved one, whether that is accompanied by emotional neglect or physical distance. The Cure: Take Down the Wall Tuning back in is easy. All you have to do is agree to listen to your partner's feedback and dedicate time and emotion to the relationship again. Start taking down the emotional wall, brick by brick. Look at your partner in the eye when he or she speaks (eve
Dissapointed!
So sick of the lines, iv heard it all..... there are so many ways to say it too... ok i,ll stop being mad at my exes... just damit.... im a great person, love my family, im part of the american dream.....so why am i sad over dumping a loser who beat me up inside and out.... I guess i am just upset over my own stupidity, how could i be so dumb, again? once should have been enough.. ok so on the bright side of life i get to focus on me and staying away from ass holes... SO HERES THE LINE " ARE THERE A FEW GOOD MEN LEFT"?
Here's Your (f'g) Sign !
STOP THE FUCKING MUMMS ABOUT "IS HE/SHE CHEATING? WHAT SHOULD I DO?" 3 Signs That Your Man\Woman is Cheating How do you know if you are dating a cheater? You don't need to be a private eye to suss out these warning signs: 1: Revived Interest in Appearance: If your partner suddenly undergoes a makeover of sorts, in which he spends much more time on his appearance, it could mean that he is trying to impress someone new. If he all of the sudden ditches his old khakis and sweats for something more stylish, it might be because he is trying to look his best for a new woman. 2: Missing in Action: If there are large periods in which your partner is absent and unaccounted for, it could be because there are mischievous motives behind his AWOL behavior. Whether it is a run to the corner store that takes over an hour, or whether he is constantly "working late," a missing husband could mean something sinister. 3: Mysterious Texts or Phone Calls: If you notice mysterious
Ms. Mojito Put Me In The Mood. Blame Her.
This is mine and Shawn's song. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5. I love this video. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 Beauty queen of only 18 She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door I've had you so many times but somehow I want more I don't mind spending every day Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved And she will be loved Tap on my window, knock on my door I wanna make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get so insecure Doesn't matter anymore It's not always rainbows and butterflies It's compromise it moves us along, yeah My heart is full and my door's always open You can come any time you want, yeah I don't mind spending every day Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to
"...and I'm Still Hungry"
EVERYPLACE I'VE BEEN, NO ONE COULD GIVE A DAMN. I'm amazed at the reception ANTHONY BOURDAIN receives when he shows up on the doorstep, at the peir or hotel placid faced and puppy dog looking, never failing to remind the chosen host that "'''he's hungry." Mind you, the man is a CHEF. CHEF: a person who cooks food for a living. That's a synopsis of the word. Despite WEBSTER or WICCA's assumption of what he "should be doing" this is the one "chef" that never cooks. I admit he does do a number of trips under the blatant sun... heat zones visited by him could COOK anyone's brain, but then you have to be sober enough to know it. What am I getting at? ON THE COLLEGE CAMPUS i was a lowly knowledge seeking independent and energetic student/single mother who had to be extremely creative the first month of my first semester (I started in January after returning from a late notice mandatory MILITARY TDY school stint which began August 21... after I applied to start college courses September 1) wi
Invisible Being
Emptiness fills the void inside my soul that anger has not already consumed. I can't fight off the darkness surrounding my body. I am bound with eternal bonds that I am not strong enough to break. I am unable to contain my screams as the hate pierces my heart... I can feel the warmth of your breath. Why won't you speak to me? You are staring right at me! Won't you wipe away my tears?! There is no end to this madness. There is no escape. Because you can not help me.. ...when I am invisible.
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Won't Go Home Without You
Wont Go Home Without You - Maroon 5 I asked her to stay but she wouldn't listen She left before I had the chance to say Oh The words that would mend the things that were broken But now it's far too late, she's gone away Every night you cry yourself to sleep Thinking: "Why does this happen to me? Why does every moment have to be so hard?" Hard to believe that It's not over tonight Just give me one more chance to make it right I may not make it through the night I won't go home without you The taste of your breath, I'll never get over The noises that you made kept me awake Oh The weight of things that remaind unspoken Built up so much it crushed us everyday Every night you cry yourself to sleep Thinking: "Why does this happen to me? Why does every moment have to be so hard?" Hard to believe that It's not over tonight Just give me one more chance to make it right I may not make it through the night I won't go home without you It's not over tonigh
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What Did I Ever Do To You?
Birthday Adventure
OMG...I don't even know where to begin or if I'm adequately capable of putting this into words...But here it goes...Saturday afternoon my loving and adoring man decided to surprise me with a spontaneous trip to the Oregon Coast, that would last until today...I was floored, overwhelmed, excited, giddy...You see, I've never been to the Pacific Ocean before...I'm going to try to recap for you everything I saw, all of my firsts...I saw the most beautiful beaches with white sand...crystal blue waters...beautiful formations in the ocean...He had a nice bottle of wine for me...he built the most amazing fire at the beach...we slow danced while he sang to me...he even had fireworks for me...It was beautiful, romantic, breath-taking! The man proposed to me right there on the beach, and of course I said YES!!! We camped out by the ocean, and made love! Could a girl really ask for anything more storybook romantic? Yes, I was pinching myself, and it was for real...I saw sea gulls, elk, squirrel
A Pagain In Hell (repost)
A Pagan in Hell A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be
Never Be The Same....
So many images pass through my mind Whenever I speak your name; Without you in my life This world has never been the same. Remembering those lazy days When I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you In your love, and in your smile. Remembering all those times When I looked up to you; How no matter what happened in my life You could make my gray skies blue. Daddy, some days I hear your voice I turn to see your face; Yet in my turning... the sound has been erased. Daddy, who do I turn to for answers? When life doesn’t make any sense; Who will be there to hold me close? When the pieces just don't fit. Oh, Daddy, if I could turn back the hands of time if once more you could hear my voice; I would tell you out of all the dads You were the very best choice. Always know how much I love you And no one can take your place; Years may come and years may go But your memory will never be erased. Tonight, Dear Jesus, as you listen From the Heaven
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Msrain's Birthday Weekend
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i
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All The Help
Thank you soooo much to all the friends and friends of friends who have tried to help me level. I really appreciate all the lovin, and have been trying to return it right away as it was recieved, but I am affraid I may have missed some of you. If I missed you, please leave me a message, so I can hit your page!! Kisses, Anita
Looong Interview
Marlboro State Hospital 1977 age 18 I was taken by ambulance to JSMC where I tried to escape admission by running across the parking lots with foam slippers and signing in with obscenity's. From there at night I was taken by ambulance to MPH. On the way with the lights going they asked me if I had any last requests, I remembered the mercury poisoning in the lakes north of here and told them all the useful things to do with mercury like thermometers and electronic thermo-switches. As I was bought into the carport they had me stripped and showered and took all m y belongings for state issued hospital wear. They interviewed me and gave me some pills. I don't remember why I was there but did not answer up to drug or drinking inquiries from the male nurse. I was placed in a room with around fifty people who were all waiting to see the doctor most of them in hospital gowns and a few of them showing all. There was a black and white TV playing bugs bunny cartoons Tom and Jerry and stuf
These People Never Get Any Fu Lovin
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Strength For My Friends!
Something I wrote a while back that I wanted to share with others, maybe it will even help people look at things in a different light! Love ya Guys! After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye
Give Me An Open Heart
Dear Jesus, give me an open heart. A heart that able listens instead of judge A heart that is full of life instead of being cold A heart that is big and still can get bigger. A heart that is at peace and not filled with anxiety A heart that is of truths and not of lies. A heart that is of empathy and not being callus A heart that beats of love for you and the love for others . Give me an open heart-Ink
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Racism
WHY? Of human ignorance I am almost in despair For racism is around me everywhere But like they say sheer ignorance is bliss Just like Judas betrayed Jesus with a kiss. Some people carry their honour in a flag And of their Nationality they brag They feel superior and they differentiate And against those who are different they discriminate.So many people still judged by their race For such there never ought to be a place 'A fair go' those untruthful words I do recall There is no such a thing as a 'fair go for all'. Though we live in a so called democracy Of racism we never will be free They judge you by where you come from and the color of your skin. For many equality and respect seems impossible to win. It's been awhile since the days of Martin Luther King His name to it has a familiar ring If against racism he did not choose to strive Today the great man he would be alive. So many holding the reins of power not spiritually aware And racism is around me everywhere And rac
Friends
REMEMBER WHAT A FRIEND IS WHEN YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND I WILL DO THE SAME! A Person that will listen and not condemn! Someone on whom you can depend! They will not flee when bad times are hear instead they will be there to lend and ear! They will think of ways to make you smile. so you can be happy for a while! When times are good and happy thereafter, they will be there to share the laughter! Dont forget your friends at all for they will pick you up when you fall! Dont expect to just take and hold. Give friendship back its pure Gold! Thank you to all my true FUBAR Friends! MUCH LOVE!
Hate Me
by: Blue October I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to sto
Ty From Nay Nay After We Helped Her To Godmother 7/29/08
I so know I am going to miss someone so I would like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart who have helped me today It was overwhelming seeing everyone coming to my page and I was trying to return rates at the same time. I dont want to miss anyone and hurt their feelings so I am doing this bulletin to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.. Nay-Nay Owned by & R/L Anna Mae & CG of Ace Of Spades@ fubar
Issues With My Left Kidney
I am not sure what is going on yet. Trying to get doctors to tell me. But My left kidney has had some type of damage done to it. I knew it was slightly smaller than the other, but it has gotten even smaller within the past year. To give you a little bit of details my right kidney is of normal size which is 10.1x3.4x4.8cm. My left kidney measured 8.3x4.0x3.2cm last year. this last renal kidney scan showed it now measures 7.3x2.8x2.4cm. I am not sure what is going to happen or if there is even a chance yet that it could happen to the other good kidney. But I am still continuing with college. Can't let this slow me down on the career I want to get into. If you could just keep me in your prayers. And anyone one who has any thoughts or have had this happen to them please let me know. I feel like I am in the dark right now on this. Thanks Angel
If I Could Make A Wish
If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay.. For there's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, baby, All my wishes will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know That means as much you see, And I know someday, baby, You'll learn to trust in me. If I could make a wish. It would be
Plato
He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
My Resume
I work at a grocery store and its between two restaurants (a chinese restaurant and a mexican restaurant) Ok so our store has a cat in the back one day i told an associate in front of my store manager that i was gonna go to the chinese chef and ask how much it would cost for black cat and fried rice.. Next thing i know my store manager says, "If I find my kat missing 'Youre FIRED!!', so I asked the asscoiate after she left, "how do you put on your resume you were fired for eating your boses pussy??"
Nothing Special
Dark Comments & Graphics Today has been one the most depressing bdays every. Started with a phone call from my boss at 7 a.m. to tell me the bitch I dont like called off so now I have to do all my treatments and hers too. Impossible! There are so many minutes in a day and with therapy you have so many minutes to each treatment and you have to do them all. Then I saw a note the bitch had left on the boss's desk about me not doing my shit. So I called my boss who reassured me I was doing great and she was so glad to have me! Haha I think the other bitch is just worried I will take her spot. Then I had some family issues and what not so just oveall not a good day! Grrr now somebody hug me b4 I slit my wrist.
Sad
I found out today that Tippy, my baby girl, has cancer. I will meet with the oncologist to discuss possible treatment and prognosis. If there is no prognosis with a quality of life after the treatment, then I will have to have her put down. So if I am not around or available for a bit, this is why. Your prayers for her would be greatly appreciated. thank you When God Created Kitty Cats: When God created kitty cats, He had no recipe; He knew He wanted something sweet, As sweet as sweet could be. He started out with sugar, Adding just a trace of spice; Then stirred in drops of morning dew, To keep them fresh and nice. He thought cats should be soft to pet, Thus He gave them coats of fur; So they could show they were content, He taught them how to purr. He made for them long tails to wave, While strutting down the walk; Then trained them in meow-ology, So they could do cat-talk. He made them into acrobats, And gave them grace
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Friendship Circle Give Away (members Only)
Friendship Circle Give Away Give away will run from Aug. 27th -Sept. 06th Most comments after Sept. 6th wins---1 Month VIP..Good luck to all :) 1st place VIP 2nd place small bling pack 3rd place 250K Fu Bucks A Friendship Circle Give Away for our members to show how much we care...Only Friendship Circle members are allowed to enter,but anyone can bomb for you..(HoakieGirl,Jus'Me & Micki-Blue-Eyes can not help because they can not show favoritism) If you want to join the Give Away please let me know.....Thanks everyone for being awesome members~! Luv & Hugs ~~Your Co Founder Micki-Blue-Eyes OUR 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY
Team 1 Fu-angels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~
Lost My Phone
yea so i went to see the dark night sat and my friend dropped me off at home. i got home came inside thought my phone was in my purse then come to find out it was not in there and the next day my friend called my roommates phone off my phone so i know he has it but i cant get it cuz he dont have any gas to come see me and bring me my phone so i am goin nutz with out my phone right now it freakin sux major mokey balls lol
Just Me
My Father's Eyes
Sailing down behind the sun, Waiting for my prince to come. Praying for the healing rain To restore my soul again. Just a toerag on the run. How did I get here? What have I done? When will all my hopes arise? How will I know him? When I look in my father's eyes. My father's eyes. When I look in my father's eyes. My father's eyes. Then the light begins to shine And I hear those ancient lullabies. And as I watch this seedling grow, Feel my heart start to overflow. Where do I find the words to say? How do I teach him? What do we play? Bit by bit, I've realized That's when I need them, That's when I need my father's eyes. My father's eyes. That's when I need my father's eyes. My father's eyes. Then the jagged edge appears Through the distant clouds of tears. I'm like a bridge that was washed away; My foundations were made of clay. As my soul slides down to die. How could I lose him? What did I try? Bit by bit, I've
Frontstretch Newsletter 7-28-08
Frontstretch Newsletter 7-28-08 THE FRONTSTRETCH NEWSLETTER Presented by Frontstretch.com The Best Seat at the Track, The Best View on the Net! July 28th, 2008 Volume II, Edition CXLI Today's Top News Johnson Survives Excessive Tire Wear to Win at the Brickyard by Phil Allaway Typically, when a person looks back on a race -- or any large-scale sporting event, for that matter -- they will normally think about great individual acts, or perhaps the overall concept of team play. Sunday's Allstate 400 at the Brickyard was not one of those times. Instead, it will best be remembered for three things: excessive tire wear on Goodyear's right side rubber, short green flag sprints, and the over half-dozen competition yellows thrown by NASCAR during the event. Oh yeah, and Jimmie Johnson won, too. Through the mess caused by the tire problems, Johnson had the best car all weekend at Indy. The No. 48 had the fastest times in practice, won the pole on Saturday morning in qua
Going Postal
Which phrase is annoying enough to make you go postal? A. Hot/cold enough for ya? B. You workin' hard or hardly workin'? C. You da MAN! D. It's all a part of this complete breakfast! E. I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. F. Show me da oobies! G. Created by women gynecologists. H. Are we having fun yet?? I. Can I see Your NSFW's? J. Did It Hurt? K. Like or Whatever L. Are You In Yet? M. We're Not In Kansas Anymore... N. Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle! O. "It's like ______________ on drugs!" (Or "crack" or "acid" etc.) P. It's All Good. Q. Back In the Day... R. What is that an extra belly button S. LOL T. Having Said That... U. Umm... V. Get This W. With all due Respect... X. Show Me The Money Y. Where's The BEEF? Z. Yeah Totally Well thats just some of them... Have Fun With it!
Volume Lvii - From Nowhere To Nothing
From nowhere Arrives a fantasy. A developed and intricate collection Of dreams, visions, and mindsets... All designed to intimidate, corrupt, and sensationalize The human mind. The visuals can be erotic... A woman standing before me, Roses in hand, Not very dressed, Intoxicating me with her kiss. or Painful... A body laying before me, A rose in hand, Beautifully dressed, Consuming me with grief. maybe transcendent... My body falling beneath me, The wind carries me, No physical barriers, Enveloped in freedom. Perhaps enlightening... A peaceful ascent, Obtaining wisdom of ancients, Learning the arts of magic, Blessing and cursing mortals. From nowhere they take root Into what remains of me. From eternity Into a chasm of endless depth. I am the destination, I am the nothingne
Seahawks Training Camp Postcard - Jim Trotter - Si.com
Setting the Scene The Seahawks' training facility sits on a clearing behind Northwest University in Kirkland, Wash. When the sun is out, as it was Monday on a 70-degree afternoon, the word spectacular quickly comes to mind. The three practice fields -- two grass, one artificial -- are framed by colorful foliage and towering trees. You'd be hard-pressed to paint a more tranquil setting. Then you hear the thud of colliding pads and the bark of energetic assistant coaches. So much for Shangri-La. Practices are closed to the public because of a scarcity of parking, but that won't be a problem next year when the team is in its new training facility just down the road in Renton. The complex -- which the club actually moves into Aug. 18 -- is a stunning blend of nature and architecture. It is more than three times the size of the current facility and it sits on the shores of Lake Washington. Three Observations 1. Mike Holmgren isn't letting up in his final season as coach. Holmgren
Jack Canfield
How Does One Deal?
My uncle passed away over the weekend. He'd been fighting with Leukemia for some time and had just had a bone marrow transplant. He seemed to be winning. His counts were going up. He was eating more and had more energy. His wounds were healing. His hair was growing back. Then...overnight he was just...gone. This is first time I've lost someone close in the family. I can't go to the funeral because it will be out of state and I won't get paid if I miss work. I feel miserable that I can't go.
It Is The Veteran
It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. I'd be EXTREMELY proud if this email reached as many as possible. We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve.
I Got Your Back...
I am a small and precious child, my dad's been sent to fight... The only place I'll see his face, is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days For my young mind to keep track.. I may be sad, but I am proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war... My mind is filled with worries that I have never known before. Everyday I try to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I am proud.. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. There are times I'm terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip, and force a smile as I watch my husband pack... My heart may break, but I am proud. My husbands got your back... I am a soldier... serving proudly, standing tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing, the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come

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