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Check This Shit Out
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A Fun Im With A Boy On Cam
karmas_chyld: did you do that harness yourself ? masterdark6969: yes madam karmas_chyld: nice work masterdark6969: thank you madam masterdark6969: its hard to do on yourself, i can normally do a better job masterdark6969: so any command madam karmas_chyld: LOL no masterdark6969: ah karmas_chyld: LOL I am not here to get your rocks off doll masterdark6969: i know, I am here to please you karmas_chyld: good boy masterdark6969: i was hoping i might do something that would please you madam masterdark6969: is there anything i can do madam karmas_chyld: LOL nice clothes pins karmas_chyld: I have nipple clamps with weights masterdark6969: i have clamps, no wieghts, would you like me to see if i can get them karmas_chyld: I do have a comand... line your dick with clothes pins .. as many as you can fit on it masterdark6969: ouch masterdark6969: ok madam masterdark6969: should this be enough karmas_chyld: yep karmas_chyld: get started masterdark6969: just on my dic

New Way To Get Access To The Nsfw Folder
Im going to start doing two new things. I not only have 100 11's a day to throw away on someones pictures and earn us both points but I also have NSFW pictures that can be rated. Guys with salutes, if you send me 10,000 FuBucks, I'll give you access so you can rate. Guys with OR without salutes, if you're the first guy of the day to send me 10,000 Fubucks, I'll rate your pictures until: A. My 11's are completely gone or B. I rate all your pictures. If you're not the first guy to send me 10,000 for the days 11's, I'll send them back minus the transfer FuBucks. So that means if it costs me 2 FuBucks for every 20 I send, I'll send you back only 18 FuBucks. I know the transferrate is more than that though.

Another One Bites The Dust!
Another one from the shout box..Read from the bottom up... B*: ummm o k then ->B*: you probably messaged me looking for something..unfortunately for you.all you'ver managed to do is get yourself blocked...have a great day ->B*: that was dripping with sarcasm..it wasnt meant as a compliment..and though I'm sure I'd probably have tons of fun going back and forth like this all day long..I have much better things to do than waste my time on some moron like you who obviously lacks respect and common sense B*: hehe thanx ->B*: you're a real charmer B*: if i was there right now, i'd bend you over, an let you feel how special!! ->B*: well hell..I feel so special B*: not always ->B*: do you always leave this sort of shit in someones shoutbox? B*: i'm sure that pussy can B*: but can that ass handle it hard n rough? ->B*: how hard and how rough?..lol...I'm a big girl..I can handle plenty B*: oh ->B*: sorry..my sister was using my computer to check her messages B*: guess not then

Back Home
Just when i thought things were going good, i had gotten away from the things that brought me down in this city that seemed to hold me down. I started a new life with the one that i love the most, but sure as the ice is cold, and shit stinks, ive been brought right back into it. Im right back where i started. although its not as bad as it was back in the day, it just seems to always be the same. The reason are differnt and i know that this time its not for good. i need to take care of the one thing that brought me back here and then im off again to make right what i left behind, and i know she misses me as much as i miss her and her lil giggle i know its hard not being able to do things like before. so with that said i must leave with this...... BABY DADDY WILL BE BACK SOON AND I LOVE U WITH ALL MY HEART

The Bleeding - Five Finger Death Punch
"The Bleeding" I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings (disaster); it's over As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to m

Just A Note To My Friends...
Hi everyone, thanks for taking a moment to read this... I have been dealing with some major issues that keep me from being online as much as I have been in the past, hopefully these issues will be resolved quickly... Much love to you guys! Muah! Cin

Comments
I will no longer post any comments on anyone's page that does not post back. I have been posting two and three times a week and rarely ever get a response. It is a very time consuming process that I thought would be appreciated. But I can see that not many care about who posts and who doesn't. Also, I will be deleting people from my page that have never posted anything.

Enlightenment
Fading to Avalon When the resounding walls echo my cries For when the Joyful Elf is stretched too thin These shoulders are strong but not wide Elfs and Fairies alike by pain can be pinned. I have no Shoulder to cry on, for the Shoulder cries more. Engraved box and velvet bag can not hold pains eternitally, Where for then does Elf, Fairie, Dragon Kin turn. When all is expected, wanted and forced Are all the true emotions,stress and pains to be hid. How can a mask remain unbroken, When all any wish to accept is what the mask held in place? That is a choice to gladly make, to remove Elf, Fairie, Dragon kin and fade away to Avalon. ********************** I do accept the branches placed upon the pyre, I will suffer the pierce of daggers deep into my back. I shall carry the cross of anger's false words, To ensure that love, understanding, and gentleness' light remain

Fubucks Contest. Please Help!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! TENNISGIRL1987 IS IN A FUBUCKS CONTEST! SHE'S STILL TRYING TO GET THE SPOTLIGHT, SO SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND LEAVE A COUPLE OF COMMENTS. SHE NEEDS TO GET 20K IN COMMENTS. *RATES DO NOT COUNT!* ANY COMMENTS THAT YOU LEAVE, EVEN IF IT'S JUST ONE, WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :-D This bulletin has been brought to you by.... Arthur155 is the proud owner of Tennisgirl1987@ fubar

Ripping Up The Ketubah
I know that's blasphemous at best and sacriligeous at worst...I was married for a year, now we are getting divorced, because of a situation his family created. Today I went on his myspace page and he had already listed himself as divorced (we don't even have a separation agreement!), changed all his photos with me, and removed me as a friend. Two can play at that so I did the same. But that wasn't satisfying enough. Since we got married under a Jewish ketubah, and it's now broken, I think I'm going to rip it to shreds. There will be no Jewish home here, nor any religion for that matter. Now I'm off to do the shredding...

Funeral...
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was

Luv
see just like u i wanna let my feeling out for u... when i first meet u i did not wanna fal in luv wit u cause i was to soon,but i showed me a side of u that i liked a lot,and i was something tru and seemed so real,but as time went on and we meet u took my breath away,and then i knew that my feeling for u grew stronger and stronger for u. and then i knew i did not wanna loose u at all. i opened up to u in a way i never opened up to anyone before and i did and said things i never did before i felt so happy wit u...it seemed like nothng could tear us apart... but then after a while i did and said stupid things that pissed u off but u stuck by me threw them and held on.... but now i realize i luv u and i wish we could have stayed together... im soo sorry bout the things iv's done and said....i wish i could take it bak and fix my mistakes...just remember baby i still luv u and i miss u and last week when we were toghter was the best 4 days we've had yet... and i did grow close as u s

My Sweetest Angel And Inspiration
My darling girl showstopper supermodel queen alpha bitch best friend confidante You've been gone one year. I long to touch that gorgeous coat you were so proud to wear. One year I've survived without you despite my urge to check out. I do survive, because you would want me to. You are my inspiration, my spirit within. I've done more than survive this year, I've lived it. I miss you so much, I carry you with me everywhere I go. I live in the moment as much as possible. I don't worry about what will come tomorrow because I have today to celebrate the way you always did with that grinning smile and shining eyes. And when the storms come sweeping in stealing away late afternoons and early evenings, I remember how nothing can hurt us. Not lightning, not thunder, not Lyme disease, not high triglycerides, not cancer, not death. We are too pure for that and we dance on the energy of love where we will be until we reach the circle's end and you come back to

What A Contest
ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW IS WOW! THANKS TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! IM GONNA SET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE WHEN I SAY MY FAMILY THAT IS ALL OF YOU I AM A MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMBERS A MEMBER OF THE SHADOW LEVELERS AND A MEMBER OF THE SOUTHERNBADAZZ CREW I AM A HON MEMBER OF GRD BUT WHEN I SAY MY FAMILY THAT INCLUDES ALL OF YOU NOT JUST THE ONES ABOVE! I LOVE YOU ALL THANKS SO MUCH! IM GONNA SAY SOMTHING ELSE HERE AND ITS DIRECTED TO THE 2ND PLACE PERSON BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR NEXT CONTEST YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE BACKING CUZ YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR UP AGAINST OR AS IN THIS CASE A NO RULES CONTEST. AND ABOVE ALL DONT PISS OF TWO BOMBING FAMILES BY CALLING THEM CHEATERS OR YOU WILL GET WHAT GOT THIS TIME. IF YOU HAVE TO CHEAT TO BOMB THEN YOU AINT A BOMBER! A BOMBER DONT CHEAT A BOMBER DONT CAUSE DRAMA WITH SOMEONE ELSE A BOMBER DOES NOT TAKE MONEY FOR COMMENTS! A BOMBER BOMBS TO DO JUST THAT TO BOMB! NOW IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE LUCKY ONE TO GET TH

Just 2 Cute & Funny... Rlmao
My Profile Comments » MÅ®¬ß... At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied. The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets." "That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?" "Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the next package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test. "Is it wine?" the teacher asked. "NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakin

Humiliation And Your Slave Training
Hi Twisted, Humiliation is a favored way to begin to create the idea of control in a Master and slave relationship, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have its own specific ways to work well - and to not work well for a relationship. By learning the techniques of humiliation as well as when to use it, you can use this as an effective slave training tool. The trick with humiliation is that many Masters will jump right into using this as a way to train their slaves - without any regard to whether or not this will work for their training purposes. In the initial discussions about slave training, the slave should have told the Master that this is something they enjoy or it's something that can be used to help mold their behaviors as the training continues. When this is not discussed and simply just used at the Master's whim, many problems can occur. If the slave has had any background of true abuse and humiliation (instead of this "play" usage), they can often

Keys To Role Play - How To Get The Most Out Of It
Hi Twisted, Role playing can be an amazing way to turn up the intensity of any sexual relationship, but even more so in a bdsm partnership. When you add the element of role playing, you can further create a sense of authority and control in a scene. But there are good ways to do this and bad ways to do this. Here is what you need to know before you get started. First of all, find out what your partner might fantasize about in terms of role play. Does he or she think about being a naughty student and you as the controlling teacher? Maybe they're into the policeman and criminal scenario? Take some time to talk with your partner about potential scenes that you can do with these roles. You can even go shopping together to find the appropriate costumes to wear. Using costumes is actually a great way to get you both 'into' the scene that you are going to do. Once you've determined what you want to explore, try to figure out exactly what makes that fantasy s

Collar And Leash Play: Watch The Sub Crawl
Many BDSM relationships focus on the power exchange between the Dominant partner and the submissive partner. And what better way to showcase this power structure than with collar and leash play? One of the problems you might be having with this kind of play is that it seems like something that has become clichéd and silly. But the idea of one person possessing someone else (as indicated by the leash and collar) is something that is certain to add a new element to a D/s relationship. Combine with that the idea that the symbolism shows that the Master thinks of the submissive as a 'dog' and you've got a recipe for erotic success. But if you go into collar and leash play with the attitude that it's all fun and 'ha ha,' you're probably not going to get a lot out of it. This is a form of BDSM play that really requires that the Dominant enforce strict rules of how to and when to wear the leash as well as what behaviors will be expected when it is worn. The collar sh

Orgasm Control Training: They Can't Resist
Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persuaded to not have an orgasm or distracted from their body's natural orgasmic response. But if you can not learn these basics, you will not have an effective orgasm control tr

The Question Of Punishment
When you're actively looking to train a slave as a part of your life, you need to be wary of 'experts' that speak of punishment as the ultimate way to control a slave and to have them do what you ask of them. Punishment has many other uses in your slave training life that you will want to consider. The problem with punishment and slave training is that it has been glamorized too often in the media and in porn sites. It seems like all you need to do is whip someone a little bit and they become complacent and obedient. Of course, this would be a nice thing for a Dominant and it would certainly make their lives easier, but this is not always the case. In fact, in many situations, the use of punishment backfires in terms of how it is supposed to help a slave training situation. While it is meant to create obedience, it often inspires disobedience and the idea of 'topping from the bottom.' Though this is more often the case with beginning Dominants and experienced Su

Pour Some Suga On This Sexy Thing
This Sexy Thang needs your help to level to 23!....122,711 Points to go! She is one of the HOTTEST, Nicest, and all aroung GR8 People on here, AND she always helps people out when they want it.... She makes Morphs, Flashes, Skins and tags for everybody!SOOOOOO..............it's our turn to pay her back..... Click right here & GO & meet her! RATE,CRUSH,ADD & FAN,BUT best of all BLING this HotNSexy Thing like CRAZY! HOTnSEXYMILF ® © ♥@ fubar Music Video:POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (by Def Leppard)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone PIMP OUT brought to you by me :) ♥ßllondie §lave♥ r/l wife 2 §rWhï+êKnïgh+ ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhernBadAzzCrew@ fubar Thank y'all & PLEASE REPOST

Subspace Is Not A Dream, It's An Experience
If you ask ten different slaves what subspace is, chances are good that you will get ten different answers. And that's because subspace is truly an individual experience that can be created through slave training, but is hard to define. One of the main concerns with subspace is that because the definition is so vague, it's hard to tell when and if it actually occurs. Some people believe it's a physical response, while others think that it's an emotional change. In any case, sometimes hindering yourself with such a definition can cause more problems with achieving this state. Still others think that you have to have subspace in order to 'win' as a Dominant, but this is not the case. Though you do want to create a feeling in your slave that they are moving out of the pain of punishment or the feeling that they are being objectified, just because they don't hit this subspace 'ideal' doesn't mean that the slave training has not worked or has not been successful.

Sexiest Woman Of Fubar Bully That I Got Into! :) Yay! Thanks To The Hot And Sexy Beto!
Come and Show these hot n sexy gorgeous ladies some wild Fubar Love...add/rate/comment/fan... If u want to be added to the list private message me and let me know. Ranked #1 On this bulletin for: TOP SEXIEST & GORGEOUS WOMAN OF FUBAR ~♥One Jaded Heart♥~Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar Here are the rest of the Sexiest Women of Fubar... BlondeBratZ!! (my other account has beeen hacked!!) * Member Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar *Pink0828* I Got Hacked :( Help Me Back To GodMomma?@ fubar Beto's Bad Girl@ fubar Elektra~@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. ~†~ I.B.N. ~†~ Club United ~†~@ fubar ~*Dj Jaze*~Dj & Playmate@Forbidden~fu-wifey to dj blaze, fu-daddy, dirty heather, Badass, Guilty Be

Appealing Dichotomy.......
We've all heard the saying, " Don't judge a book by its cover." It is however, human nature to do just that. Such a shame, considering all we miss when looking for pleasing external qualities, without delving behind the facade to see what truly lies within. That quiet, nerdy bookworm, whose lone daily focus are assets vs. liabilities, accruals, and financial statements, might just be a flirtatious, sexually charged fashionista. That beefy jock, who is assumed to not have enough synapses firing in his cerebral cortex to do much more than open a beer with his teeth, and click the remote, may enjoy gourmet cooking, fiery political debate, deep philosophical conversations, that engage not only the mind, but the heart, and the soul. Now, I am all for physical attraction, but that can hardly be the sole litmus test for desire. We each have special characteristics, which make us unique. Some call them faults, quirks, mannerisms, etc., I call them simply behavioral and genetic synergystic

Fu-fighting!!!!!!!!!!!! (most Creative & Supportive Of Her Friends)
Kung Fu Fighting - Rain Jung Ji Hoon.mp3 - Rain Jung Ji Hoon WHATS TO DO ON THE FU? LET ME TELL YOU! SO ITS NOT KUNG FU FIGHTING...OR MAYBE IT IS...DOESNT MATTER...LOL ADD, AND RATE ALL OF THESE HOT FU'S. IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST PUT "KUNG FU FIGHTING" IF THEY ARE ALREADY YOUR FRIEND, LEAVE THEM A COMMENT SAYING "KUNG FU FIGHTING" AFTER ALL...THAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT FUBAR IS ABOUT RIGHT? WHEN YOURE DONE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU TO THE LIST! PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY PLEASE AND YOU MUST FAN, RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU ARE ADDED! SO DO THE KUNG FU FIGHT AND GET KICKED BACK! MAKE SURE YOU PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN SEND YOU THE LINK WITH YOU IN IT BEFORE YOU REPOST PLEASE! ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKE SURE WHEN I SEND YOU THE LINK YOU HAVE EVERYONE AHEAD OF YOU TOO! WHEN I SEND YOU THE LINK...THEN REPOST! THATS NOT HARD TO DO!! DO THE FU! ~Phoenix~

~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!! Yehaaw,come Help Get These 3 Giveaways Done And Get One=) (repost)
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾

Hey...
Hey what's good everyone, as you can tell I am new to Fubar. I am up here to make new friends and get along with everybody... I am a laid back person, funny, out-going, and multi-talented talented.. I am a very poet person and I like to sing, read, and write... So feel free to add me as a friend, stop by my page converse wit' me..... Just be respectful and we will get along fine :)

Love Of My Life
The Lord & his Lady Well July 4,2008 was a very Joyous Occassion.m'Lady Witoka (Deanna)& I Lord Wolf (Jeff)Finally met.To Declare our Love for 1 another.We spent 5 Glorious Days & Nights together. For the Longest Time I was Afraid I felt I wasn't good enough for her..But the Love we have for each other has Prevailed.Deanna is so Thoughtful,Kind,Loving,Down to Earth, Ginuwine an most Beautiful.Best 5 Days of my Life,.She is my Shining Star my Life,She is my Love I have Searched, for seems like for Centuries.I have finally exsperianced her undieing Love,I am ever so Greatful.I Love You Deanna, all my Heart & Soul,I Cherish You Deanna,You are my Dream Girl,My Life. How our Saga Began: Deanna was my First Royal Elite Bomber when I Co-Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Back around Febuary-March 07. She has been my Fubar Wife 2x's.An is now Owner of the Kingdom of Wolves,that I also Founded.Deanna & I have been threw much Turmoil but Hopefully th

Do Not Let Children Play With Flip Phones
DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!!!!! A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children. KEEP ALL FLIP PHONE AWAY FROM CHILDREN. Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list. If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it. Do not delete this message! Forward it to everyone you know. Do it for the sake of the children. If you doubt the importance of this warning, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN DOWN.........

Back ...
I used to have a profile on here awhile ago. I deleted it because ... well ... I don't know! I didn't get on here very much and it kept changing its name and what was on here. so on the fourth of july ... I started a new one. I ended up with as many points as I have now and its been alot more fun! :) hugs all and thanks for the good time!! ♥Miss Butterfly

Dog Food Diet
Dog Food Diet Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for Roxy the wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because Id ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me??

It Must Be True
Being bald i've long realised that bald men make much better lovers! recently unnamed females have dared to disagree with this statement (obviously not based on personal experience of me lol) So waht do you think ladies....Bald Men.....Hot or Not?

The Realization........
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, your hysteria begins to subside, your tears stop and you begin to look at the world through new eyes. You realize that people are not as they appear to be.And what you thought was right was totally wrong. So live in your shallowness, Be alone, because for me, My life is moving on. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. Happieness, must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...

Do You Remember When.????
THIS IS WELL WORTH THE READING ........DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? It took five minutes for the TV warm up? Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? When a quarter was a decent allowance? You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces? All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels? You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot? Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box? It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . and they did? When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarin

Here Ya Go Peeps...fill Out And Repost If Ya Like!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...

Comical Driving Etiquette
*Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles,even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. *When approaching a four-way stop,the vehicle with the biggest tires always has the right-of-way. *Never tow another vehicle using pantyhose and duct tape. *When sending your wife down the road with a gas can,it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. *Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle,especially when driving. *Do not remove the seats from the vehicle so that all your kids can fit in. *Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. *Do not remove the marlboro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off. *If you are a female and get stopped by an officer,showing him your tits and ass,is a sure way to get out of a ticket. *Put brush guards on all of your vehicles. *When taking a shortcut off road,be careful not to hit anyone who might be walking. *You must have big tires on all vehicles,(even cars). *A Jack Da

Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and

It Cannot Wait, I'm Yours
well you done done me and you bet i felt it i tried to get you but you're so hot that i melted i fell right through the cracks and i'm trying to get back before the cool done run out i'll be giving it my bestest nothin's going to stop me but devine intervention i reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait, i'm yours well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you're free look into your heart and you'll find love love love listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me ah la peaceful melody its your godforsaken right to be loved love loved love love so i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i'm sure theres no need to complicate our time is short this is our fate, i'm yours i been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror and bendin over backwards just to try to see it clearer my breath fogged up the glass so i drew a new face and laughed i guess wha

Alligators
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave! The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.

Back From Vacation ...
I'm back from the beach and am already wishing I were back there laying on the sand .. we lucked out with the weather .. beautiful days .. not too hot .. not too cold .. when we booked the sites it was totally full but not that many people showed up till mid to later in the week so we pretty much had the whole portion of the sites to ourselves .. we did have a camp mascot .. a wild turkey decided to make its self at home and wander around .. so we named it George ..and he made it clear he wanted company every morning about 6 am .. he'd stand outside our tents and cluck or whatever sound turkeys make till we came out .. then he'd run and hide for a lil while ..We tried to get to the beach as often as possible but they were keeping a portion of it closed off as it was horseshoe crab mating season so they stopped raking the beach for that time and let them go at it lol...I made it thru the week with only one hissy fit .. oh wait .. two .my camera wasnt working for a lil while . and the ti

Brunettes
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage. Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.

Green Side Up
Green Side Up! A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the windo

Trying Out Something Different
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.

For My Very Best Friend.
Hello everyone. My friend is in need of some help. If you can Please help her out as much as you can. Thank you all for the love. The link to her pic is http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=390491&albumid=1102420&i=628972801

Background 7
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is Kitten . The second one is dj foxy The the third is Kerigirl4u and the fourth is BrandiCakez The fith and newest is Tracy (Shadowleveler). Make sure you show them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ♥Kitten♥ ♠Dirty Deeds Radio♠ ♣Owned by Yakuza♣@ fubar ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†LÈ§§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar =*BrandiCakez*=*Owned by Tiger*=*Head Greeter @ Misfits Hangout*=*RR Member*=@ fubar TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêÐ ß¥ ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~ & ÐJ~mï†¥mðµ§ê~Promoter @ ddr@ fubar

I'm Going Uptown With Daddy!
That’s what Sarah said as we were getting ready to leave for Grandma’s house this morning at the same time Martha was headed for work. Not only was that the second five-word sentence she said that morning – her first was when she got in our room and pushed the blanket off her where she’d been hiding and said, “I’m hiding under your blanky” – it was also great to hear her excited after last night. I took both her and Jeffrey to bed because Martha was working at McDonald’s and her sister Mary was at Kmart for the night. They had to take their nephew Patrick who also works at McDonald’s home AGAIN (please don’t start me on Patrick’s lackadaisical mother) and were apparently going to shop when I got a phone call as I was trying to calm Sarah down … I just said, “Martha, I miss you. Please come home.” If I’d realized believing that time with her husband and children would be better spent that running around with Mary without telling me was so offensive … I pray for a discerning spi

The Who, What, Why, And How Of Hcv
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census

New Horse
Just got a new (old) horse...I feel so bad for him. He's been without food and water for five days, is bone thin and sick. Why in gods name do people, who think taking care of horse, is so easy, that when they decide it's not covenant, are willing to let the poor thing die from starvation. Maybe it would be the thing to tie them up for five days without food and water and see how they like it. Sure hope the guy makes it...time will tell

Do U Want Me All Urs For A Month
Hey yall thats right i am up for auction with lots to give cum and check it out and if u cant bid just leave a comment MUAH http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1894141&albumid=1110967&i=1556657609&idx=3

Sex Survey
1. Do you like it rough or sensual? There's a time for each. 2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite 3. How often do you like to have sex? more often 4. Is sex a top priority for you? no 5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? usually 6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Never... lately 7. How do you feel about one night stands? I don't have any regrets about the ones I had... good memories, mostly, but that's for younger people 8. How many one night stands have you had? a few 9. What's your favorite position? depends on who I am with, honestly 10. Where's your favorite place to have sex? my bed 11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Again, each has their time and place 12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex? yes 13. How long do you usually participate foreplay before having sex? depends on the situation. i'm sure it is never long e

Hot Stories Pointer
I have several really HOTTTT original stories in my other blog. If you are going to read 'Hooked', please start with Chapter 1 and read the chapters in order. I recommend starting with 'Fantasy', then 'Imagine', then 'Southern Summers', then 'Hooked'. If you can read all of these in one sitting, you are 'hardcore'. :-)

A Rawking Sexiimama 4sure
Let's stop by & Check out this Great Friend. She needs 119,000 to level up. To become Insider (lvl 23). So let's show some real Fu Luv everyone HOTnSEXYMILF ® © ♥ Brought to you by : §rWhï+êKnïgh+ blondies r/l hubby _§outhernBadAzzCrew♥Gï+R ÐðñêRêbêls♥Cðnfêderetes,DsC ♥ßllondie §lave♥ r/l wife 2 §rWhï+êKnïgh+ ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhernBadAzzCrew

Sausage
->Giovanni: i dig ya man, i really do! ->Giovanni: surely you jest....what about if i said id lick you head to toe? Giovanni: nope... u ruined my day...lol ->Giovanni: damn, you couldn't handle the hot steamy sex scenes i was fantasizing about? Giovanni: aww you just made me a comment deletor.. ->Giovanni: daddy would you like some sausage? Giovanni@ fubar

Lonely...and Then Some
so, i have been thru alot when it comes to relationships. i have had my heart broke more times then i can remember. but i have also done my fair share of heartbreakin. the most recent guy to break my heart is a guy i have been on and off w/ for 8 yrs. this time we were together for three. we lived together, almost had a baby together, and he has helped me raise my son so far. he is the only dad my son has known. but things were bad between us. he tried to change me. he would blame me for stuff that wasnt my fault and he would always throw my past back in my face. he called me selfish when i went back to school. it was always about him and well i couldnt take it. i had hurt him to though. i lied about him being the biological father of my son for two years. and when i finally told him the truth, we couldnt get past it even though we tried. so here i am, 23 and back at home w/ my son. i have been lonely, so i spend my nights online. tryin to find a guy who will treat me and my son the

Fire Fighter Nation
NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER-RAIN OR SHINE WE ARE ON THE JOB. FROM A FIRE CALL OR EMS CALL. WE ARE ON THE JOB 24/7 WE ARE THE ONES THAT COME WHEN YOU CALL 911 SO COME CHECK OUT THIS NEW LOUNGE AND HAVE SOME FUN. *PLEASE NOTE THIS LOUNGE IS STILL UNDER SOME CONSTRUCTION WORK SO BARE WITH. THANKS*

A Recent Text
So I received this text from one of my best friends, Dave, today. It had a great message...although I've read it before it stuck me kind of hard today. It read... "Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it." Nothing could be more true at this point in life. Dont really know why I'm posting this in a blog...but ya know...thought I'd share it. Maybe someone else will find it as influencial as I do.

Smurf Bling!!!!!!!!!!!
ok think of me what you want...but given the fact that i am named after the cat from the smurfs....i think i should get a smurf bling now i dont care about bling as a rule but i think that i above all others should get one so PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! ps. 10,000 fu bucks to any one who stickys my bully of the same req

American Rain
I know for myself this 4th of July was different from years past. I usually have my family over for a cookout and we have fireworks. This year though it didn't happen. I'm not sure why, but it didn't. I remember grumbling because it just "didn't seem like the 4th." It was a little disappointing. Even though I had 3 of my soldiers, my friend John, my kids and my husband with me..it just didn't seem like the 4th.I'm not sure how I managed to do it, but I overlooked what I had been doing July 1st, 2nd and 3rd. It had slipped my mind that over those three days I had brought home several HUNDRED soldiers from Iraq. I had helped reunite all these families, yet it hadn't occurred to me. It wasn't until the night of the 6th that it all hit me. I, along with my other volunteers are standing on the tarmac waiting for a plane to come in. It's about 10 pm and as clear a night as you could ask for. I can see the lights of the plane..here it comes. As if on cue, just as the planes wheels touch the g

Cowardice Of America
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas

When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y

Samuraiz Canto #1
Respect what you believe iz Right. Rise up against those that would harm your Brotherz. Educate each other in Truth. Live proper and treat your body with Equlity. Protect each other. Remain faithful to the tribe. Be blessed... These are the way of the new samurai.

April Now July
April now July I am not perfect I will hurt you, and I am sorry I will apologize consider your feelings, give you space I will be open ask me anything, I will answer I will be silent when you need to talk, I will listen I will be vocal expressive, unique I am an individual you are a part of me, We are sometimes I am hurt I need soothing, not salt when I seem hard remember the tears, the soft side of me when my strengths seem overwhelming remember my weakness, my downfalls when I'm on my knees either join me, or pick me up when I say I love You its more then just words its a promise and I remem

A Love Story
I don't need shining armor, or baskets of pure gold, no white horse to swoop in on, or rainbows to behold. The only thing I need, my love is a treasure above the rest, it's to hear you tell me a story of a love that's heaven blessed. Each chapter a beautiful memory of the life that we've shared, the times that made us happy, and the times we didn't care. Those moments, they defined us, they made us who we are, and cherishing every moment has carried us this far. You'll always be my hero, No greater love could I find, You're my happily ever after, and my once upon a time. We'll grow old, and we'll grow weary, we'll falter, then make amends, but I'll love you until forever, until our story ends. That's all that really matters, It's the only thing I need, on this journey of a lifetime, it's just you and me. When I look upon the pages I'll give thanks when I pray, for making our life a love story, every step of the way.---MT

Bitches
DR DRE LYRICS Bitches Ain't Shit Ringtone Complimentary "Bitches Ain't Shit" Ringtone Bitches Ain't Shit Ringtones "Bitches Ain't Shit" (feat. Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz, Kurupt, Jewel) [Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks... [Chorus: Snoop (2X)] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... [Dr. Dre] I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number 1 song after number 1 song Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin' Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin'

You And I
I close my eyes, it’s you I see Your beautiful heart has captured me You speak to me … I feel your soul Loving you is my only goal My beloved one day you’ll see Together forever we will be The love we share will see us through Forever and always I’ll love you I found you for a reason, this I know We are meant to be … our love will grow My feelings for you are so strong I will wait my love however long To be with you, I long so much Holding you tight … feeling your touch Resting my head upon your chest Hearing your heartbeat as we rest This day will come … we will be Growing old together you and me This love we share will never die Together forever you and I.---MT (To all the couples that are inlove)

Hugh My Partner In Crime
There are a few people on this site that I can call friends. I also believe I can count those people on my right hand. Heres a little blog about one of my dearest friends. I cant remeber the day I met Hugh G Joak or the circumstances. I do remeber that it had been raining for weeks. I was in a state of depression because I thought I would never feel the sun on my face again. He said Hello and suddenly the clouds parted and the sun shone threw. It was a sign, I knew that for the rest of my life Hugh would be my little ray of sunshine. Hugh has been there threw all my trial and tribulations. He has seen me threw the hard times when I couldnt masturbate. Hell he joined me for that ride. Even though eatting cornflakes did nothing to satisfy our libido. We stuck threw thick and thin, holding each others hands. Mentally preparing eachother for a bad outcome. We failed that challenge together with minutes apart. I belive we are intune with each other. We have a connection that grows dee

To The Rhythm Of The Sea
As we shed our clothes Upon the soft white sand The sea looked inviting We entered hand in hand Swimming and teasing Splashing about playfully Dipping into pleasures To the rhythm of the sea As we slid side by side Bodies motion sensually Thrills surge throughout Waves caress endlessly Here in a secluded bay We emerge from the sea Embracing on the sand While fulfilling our fantasy.---MT

The Potential Of The Written Word
The potential of the written word, Whether it be simple prose or honeyed verse, Allows an opening in time and space, To forget about the pain of reality's curse. For on the page of black and white, Our imaginations may run free. Through this creativity exposed, True selves which normally we can't see. Like masks removed, we are revealed, Our passions there for all to share, Which otherwise might not be shown, So scared that no one else might care. But like the warmth of heated breath, Cascading across my cheek and ear, A delicate touch which reached the soul, Making everything seem so clear. Comforting as a lover's arms, A firm embrace or sweet, deep kiss. Like passionate love, uniting us, In a brief moment of total bliss. So do not think it strange at all, Or think me utterly absurd. That when I say where my heart lies, Is the seduction of the written word

In The Absence Of You
Its those hollow notes My heart now sings Loneliness I languish Upon broken wings My shattered dreams Are left without light Could this be the end Of heart taking flight I could no longer soar As wings fall apart Knowing your silence Is breaking my heart For a heart cannot fly When nothing flows In the absence of you My heartache grows.---MT

In Your Eyes
It is not what I envisioned This life of you and me My heart you have imprisoned The day you came to me The world is such a beautiful place Such happiness I see Your face has launched a thousand ships But your harbor is now here with me Each morning when I wake up And feel you next to me I swear I can not get enough Of the love you give to me You bring sunshine to my darkness You are the comfort to my pain You brought happy to my sadness When my tears that fell like rain I watch the sun set in your eyes And feel your warm embrace You took these dark clouds from my skies All my fears you helped erase I bless the day in which we met A future now I see Thou hard time had I won't forget Here's to smooth sailing for you and me.---MT

Team 1 Fu-angels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~W

Just A Look
just a look into my soul wanting more than to touch just a look into my heart wanting more than to hear I feel all turned around knowing your words I want to kiss away all your worries and strife to slide my tongue across your lips to slide my hands along your hips to want more than possible wanting you longing for you wanting to complete you to fill you to have you in my dreams wanting more than I can have but still wanting more just a look into my soul wanting more than to touch just a look into my heart wanting more than to hear

Team 2 Fu-angels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ******JUICY DEE****** RedheadWitha6InchTongue MISSYBEAR"N.A.P. FAMILY RECRUITER&PROUD CLUB FAR MEMBER" ~*Dirty's Angel *~Fu Wifey 2 JAMES*~Angel Gone Bad*~Fu-An

Team 3 Fu-angels Revised!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Underwear Is Important
Underwear Is Important! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinnel, comes this story of a Davie couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

July 7, 2008
Yesterday I took MsRain on a little cruise around her new home. I wanted to show her the beauty & wonder of the Pacific Northwest. It was only supposed to be a couple hour tour around some of the cool ares near where we live. It turned out to be a 10 hour adventure. She got to see the Columbia River Gorge from high up in the mountains, waterfalls along the Lewis River and so much more. We even saw SNOW in July!!! In fact one of the roads we were taking to come back was BLOCKED by snow (in July)!!! I showed her the campground that I was chased by a bear when I was 6 years old and so many other wonderful places. We have a lot of pictures of it all too! We saw Mt. St. Helens (Washington's Volcano), Mt Adams, the Ice Cave & Lower Falls along the Lewis River, even got to see the ancient Lava Fields around Goose Lake and the Wind River (great fishing on the river too). When we finally made it back to civilization, we crossed the Columbia River into Hood River, OR and had dinner. On the way

Blogging Just Isnt The Same Anymore
I am in debated about closing my 360 yahoo. I have closed my multiply. I am debating about Facebook as well as here. This is the blog that I posted on myspace and 360 today. Blogging Isn’t Much Fun Anymore I have come to realize that blogging just really is not much fun anymore. I can remember years ago when we all first started. 360 Boulevard. That is where so many of us met up. We shared stories we wrote. We share poetry we had written. Our words were critiqued. It was a way for so many of us to share our writing. Then we got to know each other as friends. We became family. Our blogs then turned a little more personal. Letting our friends know what was going on in life. Seeking shelter, solitude and advice from others. We formed a bond. We were a unit. It was nothing for me to turn out story after story and get 1000 hits and over 50 comments. I can remember days when The Crow and Irish would collaborate on stuff and it was like an online flurry to flock and read ch

By The Falls
The water rushes over the falls, The trees about stand huge and tall, I walked to the stream that day, I saw her standing alone as with the wind the trees did sway, She whispered I am alone now and my heart is dying, My soul has ripped and there’s no more flying My heart beat fast as I drew near, Her whispers fell upon my ear, She turned and saw she smiled and blushed, Closer to this dream I pushed, And that day at the edge of a waterfall, I lost my heart to Dreams as my heart did Fall, And now her love holds me close and tight, And by the falls we walk in the soft moonlight.

Kara, Polar Bears, And Lions Oh My!
Ok, so here is the crazy dream I had last night. It's a long one cuz I wrote down everything so I could remember it. So, it started (I think) with Kara and I walking down a street. Somehow though, we were in this like real life version of the mumms. IDK! You could literally walk up the the MUMM List and be brought to that mumm. Anyways, I don't know what happened but somehow you brought up the fact you were carrying a gun on you and I was like wtf, why? Then I saw a lion. So, I was all like be really quiet and we both laid down on the sidewalk. Then the lion came up to me and I could feel it smelling me. But, then it walked away. I looked up at you, and somehow we were now on opposite side of the street and at an intersection, but we were still laying down. I proceeded to look to my left, where I saw another lion. I looked back at you, looked back at the lion, and quickly laid still. Again, the lion approached me. Instead of smelling me, this lion laying down with its

In My Mind
In My Mind In my mind I see us standing together two bodies entwined around each other wrapped in forever. Heartbeats have become Heartbeat Our lips welded together in mutual submission to each other’s searing passion. I taste you on the tip of my tongue as it flicks playfully around your mouth— Mmm...so delicious like fine chocolates ...only sweeter. Like the pounding ecstasy of Life we are fused— Mind to mind Body to body Soul to soul. The purest love of the Divine personified on Earth and bound together. Tight in your arms… ...in my mind.

Hi , I'm Back .
Wanted to say hi to everyone and say thanks for not forgetting me . I have been off line for a while now . I have alot of things that have changed since I was last on. I have moved and am now living in Texas. I have moved out here to start a new life .We all need a new start every now and than and this is it for me . I hope everything is well for all of you . Thank you again for not forgetting about me .Have a great day . Tom

I Found This Amusing:)
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t

You're Always In My Heart
You’re Always In My Heart by LateNiteFantasy© With each passing of every day You are always in my heart For constant thoughts of you For some reason always start I feel your presence near Even though you’re far away Reaching through the span of time So strong my body sways How can I live without you I ask myself each day For the loneliness engulfs me Leaving me empty and dismayed As I close my teary eyes I feel your warmth surround me Carried through the night A soft whisper in the breeze.

Dental Surgery 07/08/08
Not good at venting but here it goes.... Ok... so due to losing the Enamal & Calicum from my teeth due to lots of problems (not counting lots of meds I take which doesn't help) etc. My teeth have been breaking apart & the fillings are popping out. Which has me in pain everyday and hurts to eat just about anything (the upside: I lose weight). I'm not a fan of the dentist & to be honest, I'm a big baby to the pain. Just going to the dentist for a routine check-up & cleaning freaks me out and is very painful for me. After so long of putting it off due to being scared and nervous, I decided to finally make an appointment & go to the dentist, plus face my fear. So my appointment for dental surgery was scheduled (1pm in the afternoon...geesh!) & I'm told not to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before coming in. So I go to this new dentist yesterday to get all of my bottom teeth removed, and was surprised how compassionate the dentist &

*~sexybitch~*'needs 7,000 Picture Comments For 75,000 Fubucks
*~SexyBitch~*'Needs 7,000 picture comments for 75,000 fubucks.Can you come help show some fu-love to her contest in a give away please.Here's her pic link for it.She needs alot of help to get this done.

Kendog's Contest Bully
WELCOME TO KENDOG'S VIP CONTEST HERE ARE THE RULES 1.NO CHEATING Any one cought cheating will be pulled from the contest 2. GOOD SPORTSMENSHIIP IS A MUST Any bomber cought bad mouthing other contestens will be pulled from the contest (this includes bombing family members and friends) 3.ALL BOMBERS ARE WELCOME BOMBER FAMILYS AND FREELANCRES 4. ONE MEMBER PER FAMILY PLEASE 5. AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO RATE AND FAN THE HOST LAST BUT NOT LEAST GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE CONTEST WILL BEGIN 9AM CENTRAL TIME ON TUESDAY THE 1ST AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON SATURDAY THE 5TH KENDOG Kendog a.k.a. Thunderlips@ fubar ***CLICK ON PIC TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR CONTESTENT*** Harley Rider Prowler AKA Loki Ms. Trouble SoldierBoy666 BROUGHT TO YOU BY Chaos&Mayhem Creations@ fubar

Ladybug8b Just Got Her Halo!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Joseys Contest
DO YOU WANT TO OWN THE SEXEST BITCH ON FUBAR? YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PEICE OF THIS FINE LOOKING WOMAN SO COME ON GUYS PLACE YOUR BIDS IF YOURS IS THE HIGEST THEN SHE JUST MIGHT BE YOURS ***CLICK ON PIC TO TAKE U THERE*** This Message brought to you by Chaos&Mayhem Creations@ fubar

Bettys Contest
LEND A HAND TO THIS BOMBER SHE HAS HELPED OUT SO MANY OF US ITS NOW TIME TO REURN THE FAVOR SHOW MY BITCH SOME LOVE ***CLICK ON PIC TO TAKE U THERE*** This Message brought to you by Chaos&Mayhem Creations@ fubar

Bummer...a Parents Worse Nightmare
My step-daughter (19 years of age) has spent the last 8 years in my love and care. She's a big part of my life. She has a little girl who calls me Grandma. They're simply wonderful. She's recently joined the Army National Guard and is finishing school in VA as we speak. She just called and told me she has signed papers to go active duty rather than reserves as she had originally planned. I'm proud of her. That's a life altering decision. She's also just been told that her unit is being deployed to Iraq this fall. Her MOS (job) in the Army is a fueler. Fueling everything from planes to tanks. Once again, she has to leave her child behind and face something that she has never witnessed. She's just a kid. This is going to be tough on all of us. God Bless our troops...

Interested?
> > > > > > > > Hi everyone, > > THIS IS MY 1ST OF POSSIBLY MANY TO COME, SO GET IN AND GET REWARDED WITH TONS OF PRIZES! > > It will start on Monday 14th of July at 9am EST time, and it will close on Monday 28th July at 9am EST. > > This is a comment bombing contest but rates do count as well towards your final total. It is for both men and women, and there is now entry fee, I just need your pic link in a message ;o) > > If you want to take part, then send your entry of a non-animated pic of yourself to me ASAP (just send me a private message with the link to the pic you wish to use then I will enter you). > > Please do not enter if you and your friends do not intend on comment bombing your entry - if you don't leave comments and rates then you have little chance of winning so you're just going to be wasting your time entering! > > You do not have to be on my friends list to take part, but it will help if you are so you don't miss out on the bulletins an

Team 3 Fu-angels Ladybug Just Got Her Halo!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz~*~Owned By King Domino~*~Secretary~*~Force~3~Bombers~* babygirl Karena2001 ~~@~~FORCE 3 BOMBERS~~@~~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Just Breathe Baby
breathe in feel your world expand feel yourself grow feel just feel and wait wait for something that you can't expect but you know you'll love because it's life breathe out all of the pain is gone all of the confusion evaporates on your breath you're complete and don't know how but you feel yes you feel hit that space that place where nothing matters but breathing and flying and being just breathe baby and come back to me

Rumors
So as everyone knows I am married...if you don't know I am!! I love my hubby very much...my hubby is away and stupid people need to stop making up rumors and saying that I am single...WFT anywhoo if this is the site they thought I was on...then know that your a bastard to spread a rumor like that ex. being where you are!! How dare you try to make our marriage one of your toys..shame on you!! I love my hubby more then anything in the worl I would like to let everyone on her know that~~!! Mrs.Perry

Homeless Or The Art Of Not Flying....
Ten yearz iz a long time. Itz also just a blink of the eye. Friendz, Family, Enemiez & just Passer By'z die. New face'z & new passionz take the place of old. Where once I hide between sidewalk crackz, Now I dwell within ivory hallz, Constructed by my past only to be torn down Again & again. Five yearz is a long time. Itz also just a ripple in tha pond. Friendz, Family, Enemiez & just Passer By'z die. New face'z & new passionz take the place of old. When once I would sleep in the dank recesse'z of indulgence, Now I face the searing light of tomorow, with a blood inspired tear trailing down my pudgey cheek. Be healthy. A year iz a long time. Itz also just a breath, escaping from parched lipz. Friendz, Family, Enemiez & just Passer By'z die. New face'z & new passionz take the place of old. I would have liked to... If only I could have.... I know I should have.... I think I still could. Yesterday was such a long time ago. And yet it seemz like ten yearz. Friendz,

I Needed These !
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352

His Sex Slave In Training .......part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cropped an

Alone
life without you at first was dark, my soul so quiet like a single swing at a childless park, my inner self still clutched in your heart waiting to release me as if afraid to be apart only hurting me more being dragged by your string no longer will i hold on time to let myself free so as i fade into the distance that park begins to fill im now not alone although that single swing remains still.

My 1st 13 K Comment Contest
WOOOHOOOOO I am so excited!!!! My 1st Opportunity to Win Something Here!!!! Thank You Tee!!!!& fellow FuBombers Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments....

In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.

Caring
My biggest downfall or what I see to be one of my biggest is I am too caring for people and tend to get hurt easily. This applies to everyday people in my life, not just the s/o. Seems my walls were yanked down a few years ago and I can not seem to get them back up. Ugh

Uneventful Night
hands feel the scars the eyes don't see they know so well the pain within me the tears fall freely as i embrace the cool cotton shell that is my comforter my only comfort in the whole world i toss and turn in the hopes that the sandman will bring me joy or nothing at all and when he takes me on my journey i wish there to be no return in sight as bright as the stars shine as blue as the light the moon cast on the weary i weep in silence for all the joy that has escaped me

Death Happens To All Ages...
Well this morning another family member has passed away... This is my second loss this year and my 5th since January 07' My Aunt was 55 married for 37 years 3 grown kids and 3 grand kids... She has been living with Multiple Sclerosis for 25+ years and her fight with this disease is over... The Dr's are unaware of exactly why she decelerated so quickly. She went to the hospital a couple weeks ago because of a UTI and then she got a bowel infection... She had an irregular heart rate on Sunday... Monday she went to ICU... She remained in ICU Tuesday morning about 12:30am her kidney's started to not work properly so they had her on dialysis from 4am yesterday till she passed away this morning... There is a song I would like to dedicate to her to you... If you haven't seen the bucket list you should watch it... This song is SAY by John Mayer... Life is short... If you love someone tell them if you don't and you are living a lie are you really living? Be honest with

Major Waste Of Time.
i spent 3 hours at the doctor's office to get an xray of my wrist. after i get the xray instead of looking at it like a responsible doctor, this idiot grabs my wrist and starts wrenching it in every direction ... then tells me to come back in a month. no thanks bro, if i didn't scream and or cry when he did that then it's obviously not broken anymore.

To All My Friends.
Just wanted to thank everyone for the get well cards, soup, and prayers. Wanted everyone to know Ihavent forgotten everyone. Was in the hospital for a week. Was running a high fever and stomach and headache. They found that where they had taken the artery or vein for the by pass I had in my leg back in March was getting red and swelling and said I had some type of infection in my leg. They put put me in surgery to take it out ane ended up leaving a big chunk out of my leg. I'm home bound with a wound vac attached to my leg that is suppose to heal it alot sooner. I didnt have any time left from work since I used it all for the total knee replacements back in March. So pray I can return to work soon. I have no money coming in at this time. Will slowly start getting you all some comments out. Love you all, Rhonda

Rebbie Is Up For Auction
Rebbie is in yet another auction! And here are her offers: 1. Owned by ______ in my tagline for 1 month 2. Pimp out on my page for 1 month 3. Weekly pimp out blog permanently 4. 2 "Special Pic's" Made just for YOU by ME 5. Added to Yahoo Or Msn permanently 6. 100 pics rated 11's during HH A Week 7. All blogs/stash rated 8. Daily profile comment for a month 9. Added To Top Friends & Family For A Month 10. 1 Big Pimpin Gift A Week For A Month 11. Keep You Fu-Shitfaced For Whole Month 12. 1 Personal Phone Call From Me @ My Discretion **If HH Or Equivalent Price Bid Is Offered...I Will Add More Offers & If High Enough, All Offers Will Be Doubled!!** All Fubuck & Cash Gift Bids Are Allowed! So Make Sure To Come Check How The Bidding Is Going!! Click The Pic Below To Get To The Bidding Area! Show Your Favorite Rebel Bitch Some Lovin!! Please comment ONLY when bidding. Thanks! Thanks In Advance To Everyone Who Bids! Let Me Know When You Have Shown Lo

Hmmm I'm Here Again?
apparently so... mainly just here to say hi to old friends, perhaps make one or two more... i won't be fighting for ranks/levels, i will not be the picture slut that i was last time. when i first joined fubar, godfather was the highest rank and i wanted godfather and a spotlight. on kinkstar i got both of those before i ended up locked out. there's nothing left that i truly WANT to accomplish here other than waste a little time. love you all, sin

Post 1
have a very shy personality when it comes to meeting new people. I like my sexual partners to be full of energy and I want them to like exploring new things. I like the bar scene, but prefer not to go out alot. I like my partners to talk alot in the bedroom. I love sex, but I'm more interested in long-term relationships/marriage after a long dating period. In the bedroom, I tend to like kinky, experimental sex. Some of my favorite positions are doggy and reverse cowgirl. I prefer one-on-one sex I'm am always willing to try some light bondage or blindfolds. What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Metallica, Godsmack Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: My ultimate fantasy is to make love to just one special guy in a rainstorm in the middle of summer. What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A dark back alley What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibr

Auction Announcement
Jenni's at it again! ~~*Jenni*~~fu-owned by ♥Reeka♥@ fubar I decided to hold an auction. It will be 3 days only. When I get 10 people, I will post a deadline date for any entries and a start date. There is no entry fee! The people who enter the auction need to come up with their own list of offers. Real money bids outbid fubucks, but all bids must start at 25,000 fubucks. The highest total amount on each person will be the winner, and I will post in a blog at the end who the highest bidder for each person is. There will also be a rating contest.

Please Vote
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs

Douche Of The Year
No one can deny that the heaviest concentrations of tattoos occur in the lowest segments of society -- prostitutes, pimps, pugs, prison inmates, Ku Klux Klansmen and the members of street and motorcycle gangs. Now, according to this week's story, 36 percent of young people have decided to emulate such lowlifes. And some news media want to glamorize them. Seriously? Paul Carpenter (aka: Biggest Piece of Douche To Reside in PA) wrote an entire article degrading and demoralizing EVERYONE who has a tattoo. Feast your eyes on this fine piece of literary shit. I am almost at a complete loss of words (and that is like..once in an effing blue moon). This kind of blatant ignorance and bigotry astounds me still, even though I've dealt with the likes of people like him off and on for years. So I guess all African-American's are thugs, all Asians are bad drivers and any one who lives below the Mason Dixon line is a redneck gun-totin' God fearing hillbilly. All-righty then. If an idio

Check This Out
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Outlands
Well, this lying, manipulating person that I thought I knew turned me on to this online game and I'm enjoying it. I just took my first trip to a "special place" that people who know the game view as a "graduation" of sorts. My level 58 Warlock just made it to Hellfire Penninsula which is in the Outlands!

The Scotsmans Obcession
A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? 'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away.He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. 'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?' he asks again.'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?' So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again ; 'Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?'She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there 'So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Wel

Someone 'splain This To Me. I'm Confuddled
Let me make one thing clear before I even get started; I'm only bothered by this in the curious sense as to WTF. No other reason. Shortly before the last, and yes I do mean least, auction I was in, a 'friend' blocked me. No message, no shout, nothing. Just block. ????? A few minutes later, an IM on yahoo from this 'friend' stating to the affect 'your just like the rest'. Then block again. ?????? Yesterday, her best friend, and a 'friend' of mine for a while blocked me. ???? Now this one I was always lending an ear and comforting words of support during her dual and mean break up with some crack head here, even bought her a blast a little while back. I'm the kind of person that likes to know what I've done so I don't do it again. After all we make mistakes and that's how we learn. The only thing I can think of is that she got outbid in the auction. But I'm only guessing as there has been no reason why either of them did this. Oh well, on to more pressing things; finding a

I Hate Liars!!!
LIAR!!! LIAR!!! LIAR!!! LIAR!!! SO IM NOT ONE TO REALLY START DRAMA OR LIKE TO REALLY BE IN DRAMA! THIS JUST REALLY GOT TO ME. JUST LIKE ANYONE ON THIS SITE, IM INTO AUCTIONS. I THINK THEY ARE FUN, AND I ENJOY RATING, MAKING BULLIES, AND DO STUFF FOR PEOPLE, JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS SITE. SO AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, I GOT A LIL FUBAR'd AND DELETED MY FIRST ACCOUNT, WELL WHEN I CAME BACK I GOT INTO MY FIRST AUCTION AND THIS MAN "BRIAN" BID ON ME AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS NOT GUNNA LET ANY ONE ELSE WIN ME, I THOUGHT WELL HELL THATS COOL....YA KNOW WHO WOULDN'T LIKE THAT Owner of "NINEMMRUGER", "Pervy" & "DREAMGURL"@ fubar OK SO HE WINS ME, AND AT THAT TIME I HAD A VIP AND HE BID A 3 MTH VIP AND 1 DAY BLAST ON ME, AND HE HITS ME UP IN MY SB SAYING IM GOOD FOR IT, IM GOOD FOR IT, YOU CAN ASK "SO- AND SO" (WHICH ARE SOME OTHER GIRLS THAT HE OWNS). SO I TAKE HIM FOR HIS WORD, WELL THE TIME COMES FOR RENEWAL ON MY VIP, AND HE GOES AND GETS ME A 1 MTH VIP(IM LIKE OK WELL MAYBE HE F

Lost And Confused
HEY EVERYONE- BEEN A GOOD TIME ON FUBAR. IVE MADE SOME GOOD FRIEND, AND HAD SOME GOOD TIMES. BUIT IM A LITTLE CONFUSED. IM NOT ON HERE FOR THE RATES BUT THEN AGAIN THE TIME ON HERE I KNOW WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO THEN TO RATE PEOPLES PICS AND RATE THEM AND ALL THAT. IVE SAT HERE DAY IN AN DAY OUT AND I HAVE RATED/FANNED/RATED PICS AND STASH ON EVERYONE ON MY FRIEDS LIST AND FAN LIST. THERE ISNT ONE PERSON ON MY LIST I HAVENT DONE EVERYTHING. IVE ASKED EVERYONE TO STOP BY SIGN MY YEAR BOOK WHICH ISNT A RATE/ LEAVE A VOICE COMMENT AGAIN ISNT A RATE THING AND NO ONE HAS DONE IT AND ITS BENN THERE 2 WEEKS. I CREATED A TRAIN YESTERDAY AND POSTED IT AS A BULLY AND A BLOG YET NO ONE HAS STOPPED BY I CREATED MY FIRST CONTEST WHICH I THINK WOULD BE FUN. NO ONE AGAIN HAS STOPPED BY/ IVE BEEN IN A CONTEST I ASKED FOR HELP NO ONE STOPPED BY TO HELP ME. CAN ANYONE HERE SEE WHY IM LOST AND CONFUSED. IM HERE FOR MY FRIENDS WHERE ARE THEY VIPER

Ideamen & Polkadot Cadaver @ Stage 83, Saturday
07/12/2008 04:00 PM - ~ Stage 83 ~ Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik & IDEAMEN ~ ALL AGES SHOW!!! 10900 Archer & Rt. 83 Lemont, Illinois 60439 US Cost: $10 in ADVANCE - $12 @ The Door. Pssst.... Buy them in advance! Description:Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik and Ideamen! Ideamen on iLike - Add iLike to your MySpace

The Day Hell Froze Over...
So thanks to a certain someone who decided to start running in the mornings...I said "What the hell?" So yesterday I was seriously lacking in motivation for running, but I did find time to go to the store and get ingredients for waffles. (mmm...waffles) While I was out, I stopped and bought myself a new pair of running shoes...Why I paid over 100 USD to torture myself is beyond me. But I did it...So I got home, made the waffles and the syrupy goodness that accompanied them...Not just any syrup, I make my own syrup. It's better that way. I looked at the shoes...Nah, it can wait. I did some more things...looked back at the shoes...It can wait. So finally, about 6 hours after I bought the shoes, I decided to take them on a test run. Lesson learned right off the bat...stretch. My god I was sore. But I did it. I kept running for 20 minutes. Running, jogging, what's the difference? A big one I'm sure...But when you're just starting out..walking can be just as hard. But I didn't walk...I ran

~*~just Like A Diamond~*~
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêÐ ß¥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar

How To Verify Your Email!!
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First Auction
~MY FIRST AUCTION AND I AM ON FIRE FOR A NEW OWNER TO OWN ME! LOOK AT ME AND DON'T FORGET TO RATE OR BID PLEASE..........................! CHECK IT OUT! OWN MY HEART FOR A MONTH CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BID ON ME! (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~' on '2008-07-09 06:58:40')

Red Shirt Day!!
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.Upon landing in Chicago the

Friends
I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you to all of the really great friends that Ive made since coming to Fubar. I really appreciate each and everyone of you. As you can see by now, Ive taken down my pictures. No one is being blocked and no one has hurt me. I just got a little caught up in the alternate reality that comes along with real people "hanging" out in a place that doesnt really exist. I dont need to be "owned" or "protected" although I really do appreciate the sentiment. No one has run me off. This is my decision. So you guys...BEHAVE yourselves..lol You know who im talking about. I will be watching ;) and I'll be checking in so please talk to me. Its only for a little while, and I promise I will be back with more pool pics...just for you Security..so play nice while im gone. Each one of you holds a very special place in my heart. ~Lisa

Deal With It
Deal With It Sometimes you have to deal with the darkness before you can see the light. You have to deal with the winter cold before you can bask in the spring’s warmth. You have to deal with the heartache and loss before you find true love. Sometimes the darkness is seemingly endless and the light regrettably hopeless. But you have to deal with the void before the hole is once again filled. And you have to deal with the pain before the cure comes to heal. But sometimes, sometimes if you just close your eyes and take a deep breathe, ...you will see. You will see that the distance between the light and the darkness is not what it appears to be. You will see that the cure is not far from that which ales. So deal with the darkness. Realize that the light is in you. that you control your destiny and you can deal with it.

Bored In Key West
I really love Key West, but about 4 days here is all I can handle. I've been here for 10. Its beautiful. I go to the beach, then shopping. Get hit on by tons of potheads. I can't even find a hit of ecstasy. GRRRRRRRRRR Finding someone to violently fuck me is out of the question. Plus this is where my rents think its all about "family togetherness". If I could find ecstasy or get raped my rents don't let me out of their face enough. I DON'T SMOKE POT. SORRY BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A BUZZ. I can't wait for Monday and going to Miami. luv u Tara

Remember Firefighter Richard L Kear Lodd
Firefighter Richard Kear of the Polk Township Volunteer Fire Department died in the line of duty after the engine he was driving went off the side of the road and overturned while enroute to a fire. The firefighter who was in the Officer's Seat performed first aid until Richard could be air lifted to a hospital. Please keep his family in your prayers.

How Great It Feels
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 How great it feels This is a day to get things done. Make a list, and get started checking off the items as you complete them. The most effective power you can have is power over your own actions. Instead of hoping or plotting to gain power over others, make use of the power you already have over yourself. Identify a difficult situation and get to work untangling it. Choose a compelling possibility and make progress toward bringing it to life. This is a dynamic moment that responds to your input. Put thoughtful, positive effort into it and you get valuable, meaningful rewards out of it. Leave it to others to do the complaining, blaming, fretting and worrying. Focus your efforts on positive pursuits that will make a real difference. The best way you can spend this day is in getting something accomplished. Get positive, get busy and truly enjoy how great it feels. -- Ralph Marston

Please Help Msc Freak!!! She Will Return The Love!!
ATTENTION FRIENDS...MscFrk is in a contest and could use our help!!The first person to 25K comments wins a 25 credit bling pack.She has fallen behind, so let's go hit her hard and show her the love that she shows us all!!Thanks a bunch!! THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar

Are You Horny ???
I Can't Keep My Underwear Dry!!!! Congrats! You are one freaky S.O.B. You are constantly thinking about sex, or doing it! You can't concentrate on work, school, anything! I knew I liked you... Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Family Conduct Rules & Contest Rules (updated 7/9/08)
FAMILY CONDUCT RULES Anyone wishing to join the Confederate Bomber Family is welcome. The following rules are our family conduct rules, which everyone is expected to follow. Once you finish reading these rules and you still wish to become a Confederate Bomber, please leave a blog comment stating that you agree to abide by them. Once this is done you will be accepted into the family. 1. You must have a verified Fubar salute. 2. Absolutely NO use of bombing programs, script programs, cherry blaster, or imacros will be tolerated. TOS rules must be abided by 100%. Any use of said programs will result in you being banned from the family. NO questions asked. 3. You must be loyal to the family and show respect to all family members and all Fubar members. 4. You must participate in all family functions to the best of your abilities, including contest bombing and level-ups. If you can not help with a contest, you must notify the founder of the family, letting him know why. 5

Rules For Happy Hour Contest
OK HERE ARE SOME BREIF RULES FOR MY CONTEST. 1. IS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST BE A MEMBER OF HIP HOPZ TO JOIN OR WIN.. 2. THERE WILL BE 3 DISTINCT PRIZES AND 3 SEPERATE POSSIBLE WAYS YOU CAN WIN THIS WILL DETERMINE WHAT YOU WIN.. 3. WHAT YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO DO IS THROUGHOUT HIP HOPZ STAFF PROFILES WILL BE CLUES AS TO WHAT YOU NEED, IT COULD BE IN THERE PICS IT COULD BE ANYWHERE ON THERE PAGES( I WILL NOT TELL ANYONE WHERE THESE ARE WELL ONE PERSON BUT SHHHHH)THIS IS WHERE YOUR WORK WILL BE CUT OUT FOR YOU. 4. EACH CLUE WILL TAKE YOU TO A SPECIFIC PERSON WHERE U ASK THEM A QUESTION OR GIVE THEM A ANSWER TO A CLUE U HAVE FOUND...IT COLD BE FOR EXAMPLE YOU NEED A PIC OF YOU IN YOUR BEST 70S DISCO WEAR SHOW SMOOTH HOW U DO THE JOHN TRAVOLTA STAYING ALIVE DANCE (THAT IS JUST A EXAMPLE).... 5. I WILL HAVE A BONUS QUESTION AND THIS IS HOW U WIN THE HAPPY HOUR..THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER. TO WIN A PRIZE YOU MUST HAVE ANSWERED EACH QUESTION AND HAVE KEPT THE PICS OF EACH CLUE U ANSWERE

Children
Well I have to say as a parent myself that children can be so complicated especially teenagers I have a child that is 16 now and she is rotten to the core thanks to her father. She lives with him in another state and is at the point in her life that she is right and im wrong well ya know how that goes. But things are kinda rough between her and I right now because of some choices I have made in my life inwhich im happy with those choices and she isnt. But her siblings are happy too. So its like I cant win for losing with her anymore.So what do you do when you have a child who is so set in her ways and makes you feel like you are the worst parent in the world? See I dont know what to do anymore im at a lost of words........

7-09-2008 Wednesday
The atmosphere is changing slightly today as a planetary change marks the beginning of a new period in which things may be a little rocky for you in the department of love and beauty, dear Gemini. Hopefully you can carry the success and tenderness from the past three weeks into these next weeks, but realize that you may need to add a bit of flare. Come out of your shell a bit more and bask in the sunshine. Lmao, Yea definatly in the beauty department for sure.

Think!!
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’ This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift! Today befo

Alan Jackson _red On A Rose
Like red on a rose When your lips first smiled at me I was captured instantly To each his own Like blue in the sky The gaze of your willing eyes Touched something deep inside The truth be known That I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you ‘cause I know that I can’t do anything wrong You’re where I belong Like red on a rose And I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you like good times of which I’ve known many And I love you ‘cause I know you give me a heart of my own You make my blood flow Like red on a rose

Inspired By The Storm Last Night....
The Silver moon, shines full and bright, So uncommon for such a stormy night. Light pours into the wolf’s den, Letting him see, that he is alone, again. No mate to snuggle when the Thunder claps, No pups in the litter, trying to nap. Off in the distance, lighting flares, Reflected in his eyes is a lonely glare. At the mouth of his den he sits, As lightning hits a tree, it splits. Against the moon, is the silhouette of an owl, As our wolf sits, and begins to howl. It’s a cry of pain, a song of sorrow, As once again, he faces a lonely tomorrow. R. Roberts – 07/09/2008

Powwow To Feature Native Actress..irene Bedard
BY MARY WICOFF Commercial-News DANVILLE — Moviegoers who enjoyed “Pocahontas” will have a chance to meet the actress behind the voice this week. Irene Bedard, a well-known Native American actress and singer, will attend National Powwow 14, which starts Wednesday. She will be available to sign autographs and copies of her videos, although exact times have not been set. Also appearing will be the Cozad Singers from Oklahoma, who will perform traditional Kiowa songs, and the Young Kingbird Singers from Minnesota. Having such well-known native entertainers come to Danville is exciting, said Craig Jones, chairman of the National Powwow. “It makes it a special event, not only for the spectators, but for people coming from all over the country,” he said. National Powwow is a celebration of Native American culture, music and dancing, presented every three years. This is the third time Danville has been chosen to host the event, which draws dancers, singer

The Whisper Of The Iris Song
WHISPER OF THE IRIS’S SONG SHE MOVES THROUGH THE WIND LIKE A SILKEN MIRAGE SHE ENTICE THE GARDENS WITH HER SWEET FRAGRANCE WHILE GLISTENING IN THE SPRING LULL HER MAJESTY IS OF ROYALITY SHE HOLDS HER HEAD TOWARD THE HEAVENS TASTE THE MORNING RAINS OF HER COUNTRY WHILE SHE SINGS ITS PRAISES HER BLOSSOM ENCHANTS THOSE WHO COME NEAR AND HOLDS THEM IN A STUNNING BEWITCHMENT HER BEAUTY SUMMONS THE GATHERING AND AS THE NIGHT FALLS,THE MOONLIGHT SHINES ABOVE HER BLOOM IT PAINTS A PICTURE OF A BEAUTIFUL SHADOW OF THE PERFECT WHISPER OF THE IRIS’S SONG

This Girl Is Hot!
Come see Spanish at the cell Playmate Lil Spanish Mamita is up for auction. If you would like the chance to own this vixen click on the picture below to get started The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

Have I Been Giving The Right Kind Of Help?
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. --Dorothy Canfield Fisher A strong, healthy tree is one which is free to grow straight and tall. A weak tree often must lean against another for support. It is not that different with people. We are not healthy and strong when we must always lean on another to support us. This doesn't mean it isn't healthy to accept help. But the best help we can get or give is that which enables us to do things without it. Sometimes we think we lose a relationship when others don't need our help, or when we don't need theirs all the time. The reverse is true. Only when we are each strong enough to stand on our own can we really share the kind of help, which allows both, helped and helper to be independent. Have I been giving the right kind of help?

How Great It Feels
How great it feels This is a day to get things done. Make a list, and get started checking off the items as you complete them. The most effective power you can have is power over your own actions. Instead of hoping or plotting to gain power over others, make use of the power you already have over yourself. Identify a difficult situation and get to work untangling it. Choose a compelling possibility and make progress toward bringing it to life. This is a dynamic moment that responds to your input. Put thoughtful, positive effort into it and you get valuable, meaningful rewards out of it. Leave it to others to do the complaining, blaming, fretting and worrying. Focus your efforts on positive pursuits that will make a real difference. The best way you can spend this day is in getting something accomplished. Get positive, get busy and truly enjoy how great it feels. -- Ralph Marston

Hey Boys You Can Own A Sexy Sailor
Wants to be owned by you and this is the perfect time because she is in a Playmates auction Come see her at the cell The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

Happy Hump Day!!!!
Tomorrow is a gift--never forget to apprciate those you love and who matters in your life.Today i am showing my appreciation for "our" friendship.Thank you my friend.Have yourself a very rosey day.Wishing you love,peace and health. lotsa love,~Donna~

Shadow Of A Man Lyrics
Shadow Of A Man Mirror, mirror, upon the wall I'm asking you, who is the most confused, of them all Mirror, mirror, subservient twin Screams back at me "you", you sick, flawless mime I want to break you! (Yeah!) You're a clever one Do you reflect me, or do I reflect you Are you inside of another world I want to break through! (Yeah!) You're a clever one Is this a tool? Can I step through To find another plane, or just a shadow of a man Superficial tool To support the vanity, of weak When you don't love yourself If life's as painful on your side, I'll break your existence, and cut through mine! (Yeah!) You're a clever one Are you a tool? Can I step through To find another plane, or just a shadow of a man Are you my brother, you look like me Trapped inside another world My lost twin Just a superficial tool, to support the vanity, of weak, When you don't love yourself Mirror, upon the wall, am I the re

Court ,,soccer And Clingy Chicks :p
so this week is definately goin down in the books as 1 week of weird shit..... so..... soccer games are doing good and this chic i went out with a few times became like a 3rd testicle (believe me 2 is enough). so..... this chic was so nuts....she wouldnt get out of my car cuz she wanted me to stay with her.... the funny thing was....was that when i pulled up 2 her house to drop her off....she wouldnt get out...so...me being me...i told her "im driving to my house...and when i get there...u can walk ur ass home"! so i started the car....drove to my house 17 blocks away...(6am). got her outa my car...locked it up...and went 2 bed. (she walked home) AND WOULD U BELIEVE!!!!....she texts me later that day and asked if i was angry with her.....and continued to call me every 10 minutes for the next 24 hours.... FINALLY!!! the calls have stopped and i can continue on my life....lmao but there is soccer today...and th@s gonna be fun.... as far as court goes....take

Good Morning
Remember those two gals from Florida that stole money from a Girl Scout selling cookies? Well they made the news again a few weeks back. In March I reported the bratty behavior of two Boynton Beach, Fla., high school girls who not only swiped money from a Girl Scout selling cookies at a supermarket, but then told a TV station on camera that they were "pissed" because they got caught and had to give the money back. One of the girls, Stefanie Woods, 18, chose to go to trial on the theft charge in May, but was quickly convicted and will be sentenced in June. A week after the conviction, she also pleaded no-contest to an intervening event in which she allegedly skipped out on a $28 dinner tab at a Denny's. She said she was sorry for the theft, but that "I still don't think it gives (the public) the right to be screaming things at me" around town. "People scream things at me every single day, and it's getting really hard." I believe these two girls are the product of not getting their way.

Curious And Unbeaten - Well Almost . Sorry, More Literally Bad Rubbish.
Sorry, more rubbish of the literally lateral titular variety. Ha Ha After all the hoo hah and hullabaloo about the long title I thought about it and decided that I would not be beaten by anyone. I went into excel and typed in the title and writer, sized them to the book spine and guess what it fitted. OK I had to revise it but it is almost the same. ”Just One Drop in the Ocean Created a Jungle Meze 'n' Melee” by D.H Hole-in-Head. (Seriously made up name to get replies to surgical questions – changed to Hollingwood so the Neurology department did not think I was taking the Mickey.!) Yes, I know the titular part is long but you try thinking of a title for a group of stories that have been written over the course of 10 years. I had enough trouble with the first book. Then curiosity struck again and I did the same for the first book. It also fitted albeit with a smaller font but it is still legible to a bat wearing Boots Incorporated reading glasses - not that my Mother wi

Spankers Club Pimpout
Spanker Club Members PimpOut Well Well Check Out These's Peepz If U Dont Knw Them... U Should, Not A Friend of theres yet? Ummmmmm Y Not?? These r some of the nicest peepz Up on fubar... So Check them out Shyt u all knw the drill Get To It!!!! Happy Spanking!! ღ Ððµßlê Ð ² §håÐðw Lêvêlêr &ღ Wï£ê¥ †ð §þåzz PROUDLY OWNED BY FU-KING YEAHMON@ fubar ßîg♦ÐâÐdÝ♦Wî££♦The Spanker Man/Owned by Sugar Cookie/Devilish Desire~

You Can Own Lil Spanish Mamita
Come see Spanish at the cell Playmate Lil Spanish Mamita is up for auction. If you would like the chance to own this vixen click on the picture below to get started The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

Pagan In Hell
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"

Tips For Women
Five tips for a woman... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Rich Vos In Studio, New Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) ****UPDATE: Our marble-mouthed comedian buddy Rich Vos was scheduled to join the Opie and Anthony Radio Funfest to promote his June 19th gig with Alonzo Bodden at Trump Marina in Atlantic City, but he had to re-schedule... but since he's our pal, we'll still plug his gig: GET RICH VOS TICKETS ONLINE NOW! ...speaking of RICH VOS... He's going to be at this year's TRAVELING VIRUS Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED Get Lineup information and Ticket L

For Betty!!!
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8

The Newest Place In Fu-land
We are The Newest Place In Fu-Land. We are a Great Group of People. We are all Family here. We love to have fun. We enjoy joking. And playing some Hot Tunes. So Grab a chair or a Dance parter an hit the dance floor. We Hope to See you Really Soon.

Excited
Thursday i get to see candlebox!!! i loves them!! one of my fave grunge rock bands :D Candlebox - Cover MeMusic Video Codes they kick ass and i am extremely excited to see them live and for free! *dies* i tried to find what rooms they are gonna be checking into at the hotel tomorrow.. but they are not preregistered yet DAMNIT i was gonna stalk them

My Family Juggalo Creed
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does not hurt or seek to d

Fergie - Pedestal
in my so called "real world" I dont deal with lots of drama especially hate...but on fubar there is lots of both..maybe being 34 years old kind of helps. I stay busy with work, family, friends and the organisation I am part of. But fubar had showed me some hate and drama that made me almost want to leave at one point. At the same time, you meet so many nice people and you have a good time that now looking back, how stupid of me to think to leave, because of some hating ass people...this song goes out to all of them...lol..I am sure there are still some Pedestal - Fergie

Miss Puppet
Miss puppet With lifeless eyes, What are you thinking? Wooden limbs What feelings do you have? Miss puppet Dancing the king and queen's waltz As the master pulls the strings How helpless you look? As the audience stare Memories Do you have any? Freedom Are you able to have? Without the strings What can you do? You are nothing But a puppet Without the puppet master You are just an array of wood Locked in a box Waiting

Help Mizz Shady Plz
OK PPL THIS IS WHAT I NEED IM LOOKING FOR A 30 DAY BLAST AND OR A BLING PACK GIVEAWAY FOR THE LADY ABOVE IF YOU CAN HELP BY DOING OR KNOWING SOMEONE WHO CAN SHOT ME OR MIZZ SHADY ASAP THANK YOU REPOST TILL WE FIND IT FOR HER PLZ

In Hell, Forever
Creature of the night Stifled to darkness Lost in the vast abysses of loneliness and time To the edge of the world His emotions,no place to be awaken Her smile Find his existence So distant, A shadow born with the light His suppressed heart Can't hold back thoughts of her A sin, Slowly creeps up to him An unfulfilled illusion Begins to form in the mist They met, destiny begins to turn Forbidden But, their hearts burning Fighting strongly Overcoming the fleeting guilt The battle continues There is no turning back As they both fall, Their hands holding tightly To reside in hell Forever

Joseph Dwyer
Joseph Dwyer PINEHURST, N.C. - A former Army medic made famous by a photograph that showed him carrying an injured Iraqi boy during the first week of the war has died of an apparent overdose, police said. Joseph Patrick Dwyer died last week at a hospital in Pinehurst, according to the Boles Funeral Home. He was 31. The photograph, taken in March 2003, showed Dwyer running to a makeshift military hospital while cradling the boy. The photo appeared in newspapers, magazines and television broadcasts worldwide, making Dwyer became a symbol of heroism. Dwyer laughed when a reporter told him of the photo and its widespread circulation, and he tried to deflect focus to his entire unit. His mother, Maureen, said then that the photo embarrassed her son because it singled him out while other soldiers were doing the same thing. Last week, Dwyer called a local taxi service to

I Was At The Hospital...again
Hey all....back earlier this year I found out that I have seizures and before that I found out that I have an A-Fib heart (broken or 3rd beat either one...lol) Well...after all the stress since my first marriage 9 years ago to now, it has finally festered up to the point where I had to go to the hospital because I was having worse fits tonight....It scared me when I found out what happened...I had banged my forehead against the car window hard to the point it was making my head in one spot produce a bump. I had to be pulled out of the car and put into the wheelchair and practically picked up onto the bed in the ER. They took blood, did eeg, ekg...cat scans and xrays. after being there for about 4 1/2 hours I was finally let go to leave. The doc told me my tests came back negative, and they found sinusitis in my sinuses...I was like sheesh........whoop-ti-freaken-do. The doc came to me and asked me if I wanted the bad news, I was like OK...now what?...He read my files from my past ER/

[don't Be Alarmed]
I need a reason to live. I mean that in the least dramatic way possible too. It's just that I'm such a goal oriented person that I'm completely directionless without a working project, progress, structured advancement. It's kinda why I HATE working in the service industry. *scratches his head* And I have trouble starting my own projects. I mean, shit I REALLY need to put together a better resume, I need to put together a portfolio, and I need to send another volley of poetry submissions out. I guess my goals are still a great career, and a book or 12. I have no idea where what how why when either of those will be. I gotta stay focused, but right now, I don't have a story I particularly wanna tell. Too much goin on I guess. Also, sick, gonna die. *peace sign* I do kinda want a family, but fuck's sake, I sure am in a sea of uninterested women, uninteresting women, and unavailable ones. Hey, at least I said uninterested first. I gotta find a girl I can p

"!!naughty Application !!!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

I Need Your Help
ok people check do u remember how hard it is to start a lounge... well im going throught your pain all of us at UR Choice Radio need your help folks.. Well heres the deal im will to pay any one that put my code on there page 5000 fu bucks to put it on there 4 12 hours and plus all the f/a/r and rate all ur default pix.... Please remember the pain to get it start we need your help!!!! And if ur a good friend u dont get the fu bucks lol peace i love all my friends and thank you atomic dj oh yeah it would be right to do this join if u want This Is Freedom Atomic DJ @ UR Choice FM

Contest!
Ok I want to start up a contest and I was wondering if anyone would be up for joining it..for the first person to get 20,000 pic comments will win 60,000 fubucks. Hit me up if you would like to join at dj_razor2007@yahoo.com or send me a message to me here on fubar.

Both Auctions!!!
Would you like to own me? Well, I'm in another Auction... Come by and bid on me... HEAR YE, HEAR YE! THE ROYAL AUCTION SHALL BEGIN!! I've had so much fun being in other people's auctions, that I would like to do my own... So here it is!!! Look who's up for grabs! ZGIRL**FUWIFE OF ZOEYGRL *~*~Lost_ Angel*~*~ King Adam Princess Alisha DJ King of Pain ÐÁKØTÁ/åkå/mý$†î¢ mº†hè® ºƒ ¢ºdîè SHADOW BOMBER (ZMAN)CLUB UNITED & CLUB F.A.R.& D.S.C Chippy the Vixen You have until Monday July 14 1pm Central Time to get your bids in, so what are

My Hero
So those of you who know my father passed away March 25, 2008. He fought a hell of battle and in the time I got to spend with him I was able to make up for some of the time, I got to hear him say I love, even tho I always knew he did. I love him more than I ever told him and I just hope he realized that. I got to take care of him for a couple months before he passed and I cheished every second and will never forget him. He was the best father I could ever ask for. I will miss him forever, but I know he’s watching over me up there making sure I stay in line. I love you dad and never forget all you have done for me. The Strongest Man I’ll Ever Know My Father Never showed pain Never showed weakness To me he was made of steel Pain and weakness Was something he couldn’t feel The strongest man I’ll ever know He could never be hurt I always thought He would live forever The fights we’d have The painful words we’d exchange I never thought things between us Would ever

Deltron...ya
In the year three thousand and thirty everybody wants to be an mc In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a dj In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a producer In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to tell ya the meaning of the music I must appeal to you people with your faculties Cuz everybody else is gonna laugh at me People try to get over and take a crack at me The universe is one and I can see what rap can be glorious Put in the Smithsonium my podiums for holy hymns But you see whos controlling them F**k myself off cuz of the egotistical mode I'm in No I can't slap you no five When you and your cutty is talkin shit about me outside People take pride in what they have no hand in Sorta like a phantom holographic handsome But deep inside he wants to do what his man done Just because his peers jeer and and clown When your six foot deep no one hears you now They say were not compatible like deers and cows and

People Hmmmm...
Hmm... Why do people get angry or upset over nothing? Maybe they should just chill out and not assume stupid crap. What they assume may not be right. But then again to many people jump to conclusions to easily and become irate over nothing. Step back and chill for a sec. I guess I just offend to many women in to many ways. Be more confident of yourself and you won't have these problems. Oh well thats what I get for being me. No wonder I get along with men better. LOL they aren't as emotional over nothing. Not only that they are more fun by far. Oh well life goes on. Chill out and relax.

Invisible
I am invisible...don't worry I don't expect you to notice I am around...it's not as if I don't allow everyone to see what I do so you wouldn't get alerts..you know I am really tired of it actually. Very tired indeed. Besides that mumms suck! I'm shutting off the shout box...bunch of half hearted convos in it anyhow. woe is me..later!

Wth?!?!?!?!!??
Why would does anyone pay some chick money to see her few boring naked pics? when there is free porn on the net. hmmmmm I will never understand buying someone a bling for a few days instead of seeing free porn everyday. STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!

Swimsuit
You Are No Swimsuit You are totally, completely comfortable with your body. And you're not judgmental about other people's bodies either. You are connected to nature. You feel best when you are outdoors. You are a serene and peaceful person. You focus on what's truly important... not material possessions. What Kind of Swimsuit Are You?

Take 2 Orgasms And Call Me In The Morning....
I just have to say that it always amazes me the power of sex! People say when they don't want to do it that they have a headache? Well hell....that's no excuse b/c sex will CURE it!!! I have been so sick the last couple of days and didn't think I had the strength tonight when my boyfriend wanted to, but OMG....I did it and 2 orgasms later I feel a ton better! So if you're feeling bad....go screw!!! Whoo-hoo!

Condiment
You Are Mustard Your personality is strong and distinctive. You are beyond quirky. You can stand alone in the world well. You are a strong individual. You sometimes work well with others, as long as there aren't any other strong personalities involved. Your taste in food tends to be simple yet high quality. You can really get into a perfectly prepared sandwich or simple fresh salad. You get along best with ketchup and barbeque sauce personalities. Get you with a salsa personality, and things might become downright nasty! What Condiment Are You?

Questions!!
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:

The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Better In Time By Leona Lewis
It's been the longest winter without you I didn't know where to turn to See somehow I can't forget you After all that we've been through Going coming thought I heard a knock Who's there no one Thinking that I deserve it Now I realise that I really didn't know If you didn't notice you mean everything Quickly I'm learning to love again All I know is I'm gon' be ok [Chorus:] Thought I couldn't live without you It's gonna hurt when it heals too It'll all get better in time And even though I really love you I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to It'll all get better in time I couldn't turn on the TV Without something there to remind me Was it all that easy To just put aside your feelings If I'm dreaming don't wanna laugh Hurt my feelings but that's the path I believe in And I know that time will heal it If you didn't notice boy you meant everything Quickly I'm learning to love again All I know is I'm gon' be ok [Chorus:] Thought I couldn't live without yo

Going Home
I just wanted to let you all know that I am leaving on wensday morninng to back to NY for a week on my mini vacation i will be attending a party and also the baseball all star game i will be on here some and on messnger if you dont have my messnger it is fcs4500@yahoo.com talk to you all soon Frank

My Ridiculousness
I know I am just being ridiculous but I can not help myself. I have a boy and I love him but I can not help but feel I am over saturating him with my presence. I want to be able to just give him time away but it hurts me when I don't get to see him or hear from him. I feel like I have nobody all my friends are to far or to busy to hang out with me anymore, things are just so different than it use to be. I use to be without a guy just fine I don't know why he effects me so. I just wish I didn't have to ask him to hang out with me every time. Today has been a worse day than normal. I was so ready to hang out with him after work I brought over my computer and my cuddle blanket and he just took off after work and hasn't called me since I was really looking forward to seeing him today too... so much suckage ... I'm not okay. ~All I ever wanted was to be rescued from myself~

More Great Friends
Please show Love to these wonderful people: SouthernBaby, A great friend: ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar PreciousMoments, Another Great Friend: Preciousmoments@ fubar ~MARIA~ *SEXY LETTE FROM KENTUCKY* ~ ~CLUB MYSTIC~@ fubar

Nicolas Flamel - Yes He Was A Real Man!!!
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for a t

Please Show These Wonderful People Some Love.
Please show them some love. Mae Mae, A great friend and my owner: † MaE - mAe †{CLUB MYSTIC}{SHADOW LEVELERS}* Owner of Jade&Jaksonsmom*@ fubar My Sister: gaigeandmorgynsmom~ Club Mystic~@ fubar Kristeen76, A great friend: * Kristeen76*owned by jade&jaksonsmom Member of TheUniversal Alliance ,MAD HATTERS,The IRA.and G@ fubar CinDragon, A very sweet person: CinDragon~FounderClubMystic~IBIC~fu-owned by Nancy~fu-Owner of many@ fubar ~Here...Smell Deez~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fanta@ fubar

Do U Want 2 Own Supergirl
Wanna Own §uPe®Gi®L øƒ JLM?????????? Come Place your Bids or atleast a picture rate! Here is what I'm offering you! 1) Owned in name 2) Rate all pics 3) Rate all stash 4) Gifts and comments daily if VIP is bought 5) Personal Phone Calls 6) PimpOut on page 7) Yahoo ID 8) Added to Family More you bid more I offer!! Just Click either of tha Pictures below!! (repost of original by '* §üPe®Gi®£ øƒ JLM * ÐJ §üpërMÅn'§ ƒü ~ Wiƒe *' on '2008-07-07 16:53:25')

When A Woman Loves A Man...
When a woman loves a man... When a woman loves a man... she throws herself into his heart. always ready with a smile or a sweet kiss. She’s not blind to his shortcomings. yet knows when to turn a blind eye, after all a "perfect" man does not exist. When a woman loves a man... she takes his brooding in stride, wants to fix his pain, be his brightest day. She often ignores her own needs, Choosing to focus on her man, Even when he forgets the words to say. So smile when you see her... Make sure she knows she’s on your mind. embrace her eyes in that way of old...just like the first time... Tell her how warm her heart makes you feel Hold her just a bit too long...until the last song. Until the last song. When a woman loves a man... she knows he’s just a big old child, saving all his nickels for "GTA IV". She can overlook so much now with a wan smile and slight headshake, just as long as he keeps her safe and warm. When a woman loves a man... Fo

How To Verify Your Email
To verify your email, you need to go to your profile edit page located under the 'My' link on the gray header bar under 'Profile' (http://www.fubar.com/profile.php) and click on the verify email link next to your signup email. An email from fubar will be generated to your signup address account (ie-your Yahoo, AOL, Gmail account, etc) where you will be prompted to follow the verification process. If you cannot find the email, please be sure to check in your spam and bulk filters as the email can get trapped in there. If you have trouble entering the token onto the verify email page, please try it through a different browser as some browsers, dependent on your system, do not take the verify token.

Down
Why waste time searching to find what may not exist. Is the reward you may find after spending your time worth the risk. How many times can a heart be broken, how many words can be left unspoken Still I find myself a junkie in need of a fix, a habit the junkie wishes he could kick, with heart aching trembling shaking, in an endless search for the forever high, will it be found before.......

6 Boys - 12 Hands
Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC , with the eighth grade class from Clinton , WI where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II. Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, 'Where are you guys from?' I told him that we were from Wisconsin 'Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story.' ( James Bradley just happened to be in Wash

Holding On(vnv Nation A Talented Mother Fucker )
I thought the future held a perfect place for us That together we would learn to be the best that we could be In my naivety I ran I fell and lost my way Somehow I always end up falling over me And one day I woke to find The future had no place for me I was unwanted in a world that with my hands I helped build Where once was honesty and pride I now stand broken and alone Just a shadow of what I was meant to be They say that "Time will heal" "The truth shall set us free" Well that depends on what it is that you choose to believe In this prison made of lies We see what it is we want to see And find comfort in this broken hall of dreams Does anybody feel the way I do? Is there anybody out there? Are you hearing me? I believe in you Will you believe in me? Or am I alone in this hall of dreams? I believe in you You believe in me But I have no trust in anything Somehow I'm always always falling over me Somehow I'm always I'm always falling

I Need Help, I'm So Lost When It Comes To Relationship Crap!!!!!
Ok so...Ive been seeing this guy since I moved back to Laurens. At the beginning we both stated that we where not looking for anything serious, because both of of have been fucked over in the past. But as the months passed things have changed, he works out of state and only comes home every 2 weeks. But since he has been around town him and Amanda have talked and he has said that he really likes me, but is worried that something more will ruin are friendship. Amanda also with her big mouth gave him some of my background with my abusive relationship and the fact that I have no idea if I want something more. But she told him that I was looking for companionship, he said that he has noticed that I have been very depressed. And has tried Sooo hard to try and cheer me up. Does every little thing I like, kisses my feet out of nowhere, rubs my shoulders, plays with my hair, cuddles with me, and gives me all the weird kinky sex I want, just how I like it. Last Thursday him and a few other guys

44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 things a girl would die for. ladies:this will make you tear up :) fellas:read it,all of it! :) 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful... 20-tell her the way you feel about her! oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-Tell her she mea

You Can Own This Sexy Girl
Wants to be owned by you and this is the perfect time because she is in a Playmates auction Come see her at the cell The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

What Is Wrong With People.
OK so today someone who i thought was my friend was talkin to me in my sb. We were talkin bout the new smurf bling.He told me he'd get it for me if i took some pics for him..i mean i didnt think nothing of it at first cuz i was like sure why the hell not..so we were discussin the pics..and he starts out with asking for me panty shots. I have a few panty shots already so i didnt think nothing of that...THEN hes like ok i want 3 different pairs and 4 pics of each..i started thinkin..hrmmm i dunno..next hes says and i want u topless...i was like hrmm i dont think so.. so at the end he wanted 15 pics since its 15 credits for the smurf...4 topless in different panties and then 3 shots of each panty...wtf is wrong with people.are they just not satisfied with what they agree with in the first place?? am i wrong for blockin this person?

Vnv Nation (cold) I Wish I Could Write Like This
Put your hand into my hand Put your head against my head Put your lips against my lips Put self consciousness aside No redemption No confessions No distractions No possessions Let your blood run through my veins Blade shall numb you from the pain No tomorrows Just submittance No remorse of self indulgence Just your body Just your body Just your body Just your body Just your body on my body Want your thoughts of me inside Let your hands run on my skin Let me be the one you need I shall be the one you feed All I am and all you see Is all I will and ever be Invigoration Angulation Mortal acts of indignation Put your lips against my lips Put self consciousness aside Invigoration Angulation Mortal acts of indignation Crave it all Know no other Crash your dreams and fall forever Show me no place you hide behind Only body soul entwined Let me be the one you need I shall be the one you feed All I am and all you feel All that will and ever be

Friends
well, when a person goes through a tough time, they know who their real friends are....I recently went through a down spell and my true friends helped me tough it out. You guys know who you are...big hugs and kisses to you!

Check Out This Thursday On Tge _o_ Radio Show
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.10.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

I'll Live
I think yesterday had partially to do with meds, or the lack of them. But only partially, much of it was sleep and dreams and nightmares. I didn't have nightmares lastnight, so that's good. I have medication that supposedly helps prevent nightmares now, so I'll see how that works. Not sure I'll take it tonight cuz things seem happy and swell and stuff, but that doesn't mean ther isn't stuff floating around in my head that will lead to nightmares. Sometimes they come completly unexpected. Question for the day: What other kinds of pens do people try to sign stuff with other than ink pens? Maybe people with pen knifes, or lazer pens try to sign stuff, and put holes in the paper or something. I often say stuff in school, and no one has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about. Or atelast that's what they act like. It reminds me of when I'd voice my thoughts on things, as well as other's I'd heard, to the 1sgt and sometimes the commander. The room just fell silent, and

My Sons Mother
Couple allegedly takes nude pics of teenager June 13th, 2008 · No Comments MEDINA — A husband and wife from Brunswick are accused of taking and receiving naked pictures of a 13-year-old girl earlier this year. Christopher Brock, 36, and Nicole Brock, 35, of 1550 S. Carpenter Road, were indicted by a grand jury late last month on nine counts of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and one count of child endangering, all second-degree felonies. Nicole Brock allegedly took the pictures and sent them to Christopher Brock over the Internet between January and April, county Prosecutor Dean Holman said. They were arrested Tuesday and remain in the Medina County Jail. Christopher Brock’s bond is set at $100,000 and Nicole Brock’s is $50,000. Nicole Brock will be arraigned on the charges today before Common Pleas Judge Christopher J. Collier. This is what is keeping me busy and why I am not online that much I am getting custody because of this bitch but this is a bles

It Beats Before Thee
it beats as you betray.it mourns when thou are lost. it aches at the silence and quivers in the darkness. child like in so many ways it yearns for the calm collected freedom that is sheltered by the hand of love.we all perish when what we know.. becomes the unknown.agonizing are the depths of the dark uncharted nothings.the hatred not really hatred but fear.inevitably it shall come.coldness settles. brittle tears and crumbling hearts disintegrate

Thinking Of You
All day long, I thought about you. Even when I tried not to think about you, I thought about you. When I closed my eyes, I thought about you. When I opened my eyes, I thought about you. When I thought about the beauty of the season, I thought about you. When I thought about the warmth of the upcoming holidays, I thought about you. When I heard a love song on the radio, I thought about you. When I checked my email, I thought about you. Even when I said goodnight to the stars, I thought about you. And when I slipped beneath the softness of my blanket and gave in to the bliss of sweet dreams, I thought about you. I just can't stop thinking about you.

Ahhh, A Nice Weekend!
Heyyy friends! been awhile since i popped in! How you all you doin?? I had a great weekend, a long overdue getaway weekend. We took off and spent a day at the river, playin with the fam, gettin some sun, swimmin, yup all that good stuff :) Heh, got a bit pink tho, been slathering on the aloe the last couple days lol it would so be worth it if it would actually turn to some color or a tan, but i highly doubt it...i stay white no matter what lol After our day at the river we went to my brother-in-laws and grilled and shot off fireworks. thats always fun for a bit :) we spent the next day kind of bein bums, but we really enjoyed getting to do that for a change. we saw some people we hadn't since moving, and lounged by the pool. Then went to the lake where the city's big fireworks display was gonna go off. indulged in a yummy funnel cake..bavarian cream baby!...had an awesome show (but i do think last years may have been better) Afterwards i went out with a couple girl friends

Needing You
My need for you, Is greater than want. Thats what scares me the most, I've never wanted something so bad, let alone needed it. You are my sanity, My sturdy rock, My beacon, When all hope lost. I need to hear your beautiful voice, I need to have you close, I need to have you touching me, To know that you are real, Not some figment, I made up in my head. I need your kiss, To be in your possession, To feel needed, The way I need you. This is what I need from YOU.

Twaune Up For Auction
Its auction time and my boy Twaune is up for grabs! He is one of my besties on here and worth all your money people (LOL) so go check him out and BID BID BID! Click on pic below to bid! Pimpout by... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar font font font (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-08 20:15:11')

Stranger /fremder
stranger than life as she fades like a thousand paper moons in the river of blood. salt rains burning the sins of a million lost souls as they erode like the oddities of the universe and the embers of glory disperse as weak are laid to rest

The Baddest Milf Up For Grabs!
Okay I decided that if I was gonna enter another auction it might as well be a BIG PIMPIN one! I know I said it before but this may be my last (LOL) so come and bid on the sexiest, baddest MILF in all of Fubar Land :-) Click here to bid in Sultry's BIG PIMPIN auction Don't forget to show the hostess some luv! font font font font

Some Serious Thoughts!!
Lately I’ve been asked what I’m looking for in a man so I’ve been giving it some thought…not like I haven’t been for 3 years… I do know that throughout those years my needs and desires have changed as I’ve waded through a lot of tough times. Looking back I’ve thought about those needs and desires and I know full well that if they’d have been fulfilled, they would have led to misery and heartache. So how do I trust those feelings now? Will they not change again in 2 months, 6 months…a year? Is there any way I can know for sure what I’m wanting in a man? I think there is...for me. This is not a blog “generalizing” women. I own this one alone. For me, to gage what I need and want from a man is to examine where I am today…alone. When I can honestly say I’m “ok” with being alone then it “squares” with my needs and desires. To live my life daily, I don’t need a man…I am independent. My desire is already being filled by choosing to live my life my way. Is that enough? Yes. Is

Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING : I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied , 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' now if it was me i would have ancered.., hell ya my wife packed my bags who knows what she put in there. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE..ZZ..

Depresion
Those of us who are truly depressed never tell anyone; those of us who are looking for attention tell everyone. The world of depression often leads people to a depth in which they see no way out… falling down a well you can not even see the light at the end of the tunnel. You know you should be happy. You can see those things in life that should make you happy. Your child just graduated college… your daughter is 17 and not pregnant. But so often then not your attention is pulled back down to your spouse is cheating on your for the fifth time. Your job drives you crazy and you spend day after day going in and wondering why this person is calling you and complaining about something you had no hand in screwing up. Or maybe listening to the bank call and leave another voice mail that you are behind on your payments and they want their money. So you collect all your belongings… feeling you are at a time in your life where it makes sense… you leave a note in your mail box thanking the mai

Mondayz
So herez tha break down: Mondayz SUCK! They are like waking up from a hella hot Natalie Portman, Chocolate Pudding Midgetz & Balloonz Dream to find your actually in bed with Roseanne Barr on amphetamines! I Hate Mondayz! Today wuz Tuesday. Tuesday'z arent supposed to be as bad as monday'z. Right? Well...........it seemz to me like maybe monday and tuesday got together and plotted some shunnanaganz against me. Just a thought. Just a thought.

The New English Terms
The New English Terms SENT: 438 times E-mail To: A Friend Entire Address Book Clean Address Book Dirty Address Book Abra-Kebabra: Magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor. Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Vagina Decliner, Starfish Trooper or Asstronaut: A homosexual. Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too fucked up to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Boiler Suit: The prosecution charges that you did willfully, and with phallus aforethought, score with a Bobfoc last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of yo

For Those Who Hate W. . .
Here's a cause you can sink your teeth into. Stop worrying about W and who the next wearer of the Crown of office will be. Worry about these guys and how we can rid ourselves of them: Congressional Performance Congressional Approval Falls to Single Digits for First Time Ever Tuesday, July 08, 2008 The percentage of voters who give Congress good or excellent ratings has fallen to single digits for the first time in Rasmussen Reports tracking history. This month, just 9% say Congress is doing a good or excellent job. Most voters (52%) say Congress is doing a poor job, which ties the record high in that dubious category. Last month, 11% of voters gave the legislature good or excellent ratings. Congress has not received higher than a 15% approval rating since the beginning of 2008. The percentage of Democrats who give Congress positive ratings fell from 17% last month to 13% this month. The number of Democrats who give Congress a poor rating remained unchanged. Among Republ

Words Women Use
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yo

Who Likes U??
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos

What Andy Rooney Said On '60 Minutes'
Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right 'NOT'

Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... Your pod bay door is open, Hal. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! The Buick is not all the way in the garage. Dr. Kimble has escaped! You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary". Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? Men are From Mars

Two Prostitutes
TWO PROSTITUTES Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled ....."Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same Police Officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."

Slogans For Condoms
Slogans for Condoms 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

Signs You Are Addicted
Signs You Are Addicted You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

Sex Quiz
SEX QUIZ Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Reasons To Party
REASONS TO PARTY Because it's Friday. Because it's exactly one week later than it was this time last week. Because you want to annoy your neighbors. Because you're tired of playing 'Charades' with yourself. Because you're carrying a party gene. Because you're afraid your lifestyle is too healthy. Because the bank made an error in your favor. Because it hurts too much when you stop. Because the phone company lost your Internet bill. Because you're supposed to be the irresponsible one.

Not Horny
NOT HORNY A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

New Cellphone
NEW CELLPHONE A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how do you like your new phone?" She replies: "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell!" "But there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

Mummy, Daddy Is Dumb
Mummy, Daddy is Dumb Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says... "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." He goes back to play on the beach...... Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"

Men Know
Men Know Men know..... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know..... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know..... never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know..... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know..... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know..... that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know..... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi. Men know..... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there

I'm Not Saying She's Easy,
I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini. She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. She's been mounted more often than Trigger. She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. She's spent more time under men than barstools. She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.

Gone Fishin'
Gone Fishin' A man phones home and tells his wife, "Something has come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So, if you could, please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns. He wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?" He responds, "Oh yes, great! The fishing was fantastic! You wouldn't believe the size of one that I caught. The only thing is that you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"

Current Family Contests As Of 7/8/08
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS Evil Angel - needs 20K in comments for a 3 month VIP {No Time Limit} Enchantin~rose~LadyPhoenix needs 20k in comments for a 1 month blast { No Time Limit } Mistress Crysis Lady Vamp needs 8k in comments for a 1 month VIP {No Time Limit} PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Interested in joining the Demon Crew? Contact Scooter and he will be able to answer any of your questions $ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)[Demon Crew recruiter](Co-founder of Rating Revolution)-{ShadowLeveler}

Free Sex Contest
Free Sex Contest Two Aggies drove to a gas station in Louisiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the Aggie. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "O.K. I guess 7," said the Aggie. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. The next week, the two Aggies returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Aggie asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "Two," said the Aggie. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the ca

Feeling Frisky
Feeling Frisky The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. "Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care." "Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried. "You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired." The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'." About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. "What's wrong" asked the doctor. "Didn't you take my advice?" "Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer. "I haven't seen her since."

Do You Have Dildos?
DO YOU HAVE DILDOS? A very embarrassed blond woman, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very shy walks across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter looking down at the floor, finally asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The blond woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

Credit Card Applications
CREDIT CARD APPLICATIONS So you have received a credit card application? You know what it says, but do know what it really means? What it says: "You have demonstrated financial responsibility..." What it means: You're breathing! What it says: "You have no predetermined credit limit..." What it means: "We're not worried, we employ the Break Your Legs collection agency." What it says: "To apply for membership, fill out this short form..." What it means: You'll get the long form later. What it says: "You may direct us not to share this information with anyone else..." What it means: "Catch us, if you can!" What it says: "We look forward to receiving your completed application..." What it means: "We baited the hook, let's see if anyone bites!" What it says: "You've been pre-approved..." What it means: "You've been pre-approved to be Rejected!" or "We've already prepared your letter of denial."

My Season- So True When I Feel The Best
Your Power Element is Metal Your power colors: white, gold, and silver Your energy: contracting Your season: fall You are persistent (and maybe even a little bit stubborn). If you see something you want, you go for it. You have a lot of strength, and it's difficult to get you down. Very logical, you tend to analyze everything going on in your life. What's Your Power Element?

A Mans Boob Chart
A Mans Boob Chart . . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (O)(O) Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts o/.o/ Grandma's breasts [o][o] Breasts during a mammogram * % * Flat chest (+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts (*)(*) High nipple breasts (@)(@) Big nipple breasts oo A cups {O}{O} D cups (^)*(^) Cold breasts (>)(>) Perky breasts (o)*(O) Lopsided breasts

14 Things Pms Stands For
14 Things PMS stands for Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People make me sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Stink Pack My Stuff Permanent Menstrual Syndrome ...and my favorite one... Potential Murder Suspect

10 Keys To Sexual Bliss
Everyone wants great sex, but how do you get it? It takes a lot of ingredients, such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. But it’s aworthwhile endeavor, because once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman lets us in on the 10 keysto sexual bliss. 1. Let it Happen You can’t force great sex to happen; but you can allow it to. Goal-oriented sex, where the focus is on the destination and not the journey, often leads to performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. By focusing solely on achieving orgasm you could end up faking them or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. 2. Have the Right Attitude Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also, forget about y

Here's An Idea
If you don't know me, don't run your fucking mouth about me. I'm sick and tired of jealous fucking cunts talking trash about me. Just because I wanna hang out with your friend's boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to fuck him. It does also take two people to fuck so maybe you should be more worried about your boy's integrity than mine, honey.

Three Doors Down - Your Arms Feel Like Home
I think I walked to close to love and now I'm falling in I felt so many things this weary soul can’t take Maybe you just caught me by surprise The first time I looked into your eyes... There’s a life inside of me that I can feel again It’s the only thing that takes me where I've never been I don’t care if I lost everything that I have known It don’t matter where I lay my head tonight your arms feel like home...feel like home... This life ain't the fairy tale we both thought it would be I can see your smiling face as its staring back at me I know we both see these changes now... I know we both understand somehow... There’s a life inside of me that I can feel again It’s the only thing that takes me where I've never been I don’t care if I lost everything that I have known It don’t matter where I lay my head tonight your arms feel like home...they feel like home to me... (Just hold onto me) There’s a life inside of me that I can feel again It’s the o

The Fakes And Wanna Bes
Okay, I am going to spew forth some more thoughts on what I see going on here in Fubar Land. I feel that 80% of the people are fake and have enough luggage to load a freight train. There are more women here that cant take care of themselves than can and there are a like number that are willing to go to great lengths to make themselves seem much more attractive than they actually are .... Here are John's statistics: 80% of the woman here are just trying to latch on to a man for security and support. Whether they are hiding facts about what their status really is and how many kids they cant support but have or they are filling some lonely service member full of false promises and hope. Without saying, I will be watching my soldiers that have profiles here on this site to ensure that no FU Whore takes them for a ride. I am getting pretty disgusted with the number of women that say, "missing my soldier" or "half of my heart is in Iraq". Ladies cut the S*^t, if you have not met the perso

New Owner....
I would like to introduce everyone to my new owner! She rocks! Please stop by and show her lots of love and tell her I sent you! ♥ÃŞɦʃȅŷ♥Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew Brought to you by: Èvîl Àñgël†Ðemon Çrew ÀΜ Šhift Leader†{Shadow Leveler}+Rating Revolution+~Owned by Ashley~

Hi Everyone..
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!

Sometimes
Sometimes Some times at night, I can feel you here. I feel your energy as it surronds me. I can smell the scent of your beautiful body. Oh how your essence fills me. Sometime I want to go back in time, Knowing that it can never happen. I want to relive all those wonderful things, That we shared in our yesterdays. Sometimes I awake frome out of my sleep. Wondering if you are thinking of me. You touched me so deeply, I can't let go. I wonder what has happened to me. I am strong, But when it comes to you I am weak. This sometimes thing knocks me off my feet. Sometimes I try to look into the futer, And I wonder if you will return to me. Sometimes I want my dreams to come true, But I know it will happen for me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Dont Look Back
As you travel through life there are always those times when decisions just have to be made; when the choices are hard, and solutions seem scarce and the rain seems to soak your parade! There are some situations where all you can do is to simply let go and move on, gather courage together and choose a direction that carries you toward a new dawn. So pack up your troubles and take a step forward. The process of change can be tough but think about all the excitement ahead if you can be stalwart enough! There could be adventures you never imagined just waiting around the next bend and wishes and dreams just about to come true in ways you can't yet comprehend! Perhaps you'll find friendships that spring from new interests as you challenge your status quo and learn there are so many options in life, and so many ways you can grow! Perhaps you'll go places you never expected and see things that you've never seen or travel to fabulous, faraway wor

Yeahmon's Pimpout Of Me And Doubled
Check Out These Amazing people! This lovely lady owns me. She's the best owner on all of fubar and you should stop in and show her mad mad love!! She's well on her way to Godmothering so let's help her get there!! ƒâRŠçÅÞë Çã† ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Gary and Kat; fu-owner of , yeahmon,@ fubar This lovely lady is owned by me and I just can't get her to stop showing me love!! Someone please come and get her before she rates me crazy!!! If she comes up for auction again, I suggest you pay top dollar for her... you wont regret it!! Please show her lots and lots of love!! ღ Ððµßlê Ð ² §håÐðw Lêvêlêr &ღ Wï£ê¥ †ð §þåzz PROUDLY OWNED BY FU-KING YEAHMON@ fubar This Pimpout Brought To You By Mike Hawk and Me... Fu-King Yeahmon {Shadow Leveler} Proudly owned by Farscapecat~Proud owner of DoubleD~@ fubar Please repost often!!! (repost of original by 'Fu-King Yeahmon {Shadow Leveler} Proudly owned by Farscapecat~Proud owner of DoubleD~' on

Pet Peeve
well the flying was supposed to be the first entry , but oops. Well most of you know me as care free, but there are things that rub me wrong (yeah right). Like today, driving back from Walmart. It amazes me when people drive this big old truck but haven't a clue how wide or long it is. Person waiting to make a left turn and this truck starts to go around and slams on the brakes. Can't make up there mind if they can get by, on the passenger side is a good four feet more that they could move over. Grrrr. *shakes head* Well, my peeve of the day lol

Its This Shit That Annoys Me.
So fucktard shouts me, fucktard makes a MuMM about me, fucktard flags about 20 of my pictures. I leave to go play a game and I come back to a fucking message saying I've been maliciously flagging pictures and my account will be suspended if I do it again. Got any fucking explanation for this bullshit? Anyone?

True Friendship
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO IS THERE FOR YOU,SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY TRUE BLUE. A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL CALL YOU OUT WHEN YOUR WRONG AND HAVE YOU SINGING A WHOLE NEW SONG. A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE THERE REGUARDLESS OF HOW MANY FIGHT YOU HAVE AND STANDS STRONG BEHIND YOU LIKE MOSES STAFF. A FRIEND WILL STAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SEE, JUST HOW STRONG A PERSON YOU CAN BE,THEY WILL CRY WITH YOU, MAYBE EVEN FIGHT WITH YOU,BUT JUST REMEMBER THEY ONLY WANT WHAT BEST FOR YOU,

Moment To Remember...
I just want to let everyone know, why i haven't been myself today...today would have been my dad's 51st b-day...so i just have the added reminder today that he isn't with us anymore. I apologize for me being a bit down today, and i'm sure i'll be back to being my typical self again tomorrow. I apologize for any inconvience this may cause. Have a great day!

Thank You Singledad38, Love Ya....*hugsss*
Please check out these BEAUTIFUL Fu's I have thouroughly enjoyed owning ahhhhhhhh forget that - BEING THEIR FRIEND!!!!! If you EVER come across them in an auction don't you DARE say that the price is tooo steep cause there is no price steep enough for either of these great woman!!! Get em if ya can!!!! Love Ya's!! Show them each some love and I guarantee they will return it! Tell them they made SingleDad38 very Happy and were worth every penny!!! :D SingleDad38 LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar ~*~ Rebbie ~*~ Proudly Owned By SingleDad38 & Miss ♥ Vee~*~ Owner Of I.P. & BigDawg & MissBlue@ fubar ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Fu-Owned by VODKAGURL & SingleDad38 & SouthernOutlawBiker}@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by: SingleDad38 SingleDad38 {{{{{SHADOW LEVELERS }}}}} R/L BF of JeSS@ fubar (repost of

My Birthday Bulletin From Lady Kate!
AngelGurl Happy Birthday to my Good Friend, AngelGurl!!!!! Let's all help make this the Best Birthday she's Ever celebrated! Please go to her page and show her the Fu-Love--Birthday Style!!! AngelGurl@ fubar This Birthday Bulletin Brought to You By LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ ♡Proud Spanker Family Member♡@ fubar

Find Ur Self
Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear then, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if y

Second To None
These are some words I need to say to you and you'll know where Im coming from by the time Im through. When I tell you I love you,DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When I stroke your ego when your feeling blue and trying to show how much Im feeling you.DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When Im up all night trying to make it right, and agree with you to avoid a fight, DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When you feel like you have no friends, I'll be there for you until the very end, SO DON'T TAKE ME THERE. So when everything is said and done, What Im trying to say boo is,THIS GIRL COME SECOND TO NONE!!!!!

Forbidden Fruit
Everyone has a tree of forbidden fruit, you may not notice it at first, but its there, calling your name , until one day you turn to look at it, hanging there looking soooo ripe and beautiful. You walk over to it, wanting to taste it, but you know it not right. So you walk away making it through another day. Only to awaken with it calling once again. So you walk over and touch it, then taste it only with your tongue, mmmm so sweet, so you bite it and as the juices flow down your throat, you close your eyes enjoying the pleasure of its taste and feel until its gone.you walk away and all the while need and wanting more. Trying to get through the nights, but its in your system so deep it consumes you. Having you in the middle of the night needing the next taste, and with every bite stealing your soul, your mind until it controls your every move, want every waking moment until you can no longer think for yourself. Losing more and more of you, what is the name of this forbidden fruit, I sp

Finally, Someone Has Cleared This Up ,,(lmao)
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there , he must take a job in India answering telephones giving us technical advice.

Re: Bbc Hit Piece Edits Silverstein Comment In Dirty Tricks Scam
RE: BBC Hit Piece Edits Silverstein Comment In Dirty Tricks Scam ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 08 Jul 2008, 14:17 BBC Hit Piece Edits Silverstein Comment In Dirty Tricks Scam The BBC’s embarrassing attempt to dig itself out of a hole that keeps getting deeper was again exemplified during their latest yellow journalism hit piece on 9/11 truth, in which they played Larry Silverstein’s “pull it” comment but edited out the most important part of the statement, and in doing so changed its context altogether. http://www. prisonplanet. com/bbc-hit-piece-edits-silverstein-comment-in-dirty-tricks-scam. html By deliberately removing “and then we watched the building collapse,” the BBC has performed a hatchet job on the whole context of the statement by censoring the fact that the collapse of WTC 7 was a consequence of the decision to “pull” the building. The BBC’s zealous efforts to redeem its name by ceaselessly attacking the

Losing My Daddy
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.

My Love/hate Relationship With The Military
yes you read that right. i have a love/hate relationship with the military. i'll explain. i'm an avid fan of military history. badly. everything from the greeks, and romans, through the civil war and WWII, etc. military tatics, the weaponary, etc. etc. you name it. love to study it find it incredibly fasinating how tatics evolved slower than the weaponary....(example more men died in the 3 days of the battle of Gettysburg, 59,000, than the entire 9 years we were in the vietnam war, do the math) my hate is that from my vast knowledge of military history, i have ALWAYS refused to ever join the armed services. this is my personal choice, but i don't condem anyone that decides to join. i have family and friends currently serving in the airforce and navy. that is where this blog stems from. i found out today from my best friend, who was susposed to get out and be done with his service next week, that he had been stop/lossed. he now won't be getting out until march, an

Signing The Papers
In March I caught my husband cheating and packed all my stuff and put it into storage and moved away. I stuck around thinking i might could salvage the marriage of only five months. The bitch he ran off to cuz she makes more money than I has it coming to her with Karma he has a habit of doing this and she thinks she is all that and more an has told me she will win i need to move on. It is amazing the stages you go thru when your heart is broken and how you actually lose yourself. The one who breaks your heart calls and you drop what your doing to see what they want odd how that works. Woke one morning and found myself and realize i was in the healing stage finally! Told his sorry ass he could get a job and pay for the divorce or have his new love do it for him because I refused to pay for it. On June 27th, 2008 I went to the mail box and wow the Ass paid a lawyer to file the papers, he has lied and didnt mention the reason for the divorce was because he was marked a Cheat

Love And Respect
Isnt life just so fun sometimes we are all brought up to respect and love others but do we really want to Respect shouldnt be giving it should be earned And Love just gets you hurt or cause's nothing but trouble so why do we bother to do any of them is it in our nature to want to be respected and loved by others is it a need that we must have to feel complete in our lifes or just something we have been brain washed to belive me personaly i dont care if you dont respect me o well if ya dont love me liek i care all they ever did for me was get me into troulbe or get me hurt so ask your self why do we feel like we have to love a respect people even when we dont want to Most people would rather love the wrong people instead of the good ones and give respect to people who dont deserve like i said respect should be earned not expected and love should be real and not just a word throw around like a ball But really should we belive what we were brought up to belive and what we see on TV movies

Phoenix's Girls!!
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE

I Wil Never Understand
LISTEN I MIGHT NEED TO TYPE ALL THIS IN BLOOD! I DONT NEED OR WANT NO BODYS FUCKIN MAN ON HERE I HAVE MY FUCKING OWN! HES PLENTY TO DEAL WITH WITH OUT ADDING ANOTHER! JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO MALES ON HERE DOESNT MEAN I FUCKIN WANT THEM~ WTH IN THE LAST 3-4 WEEKS IVE BEEN ACUSED OF WANTING SOME FUCKING CHICS MAN ON HERE! IF I WANT OR WANTED YOUR MAN ID DONE HAVE HIM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE~ SORRY ABOUT THIS BLOG IM JUST ANGRY OVER BULSHIT ON HERE~

Rules For The Ladies
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista

Why Is Polyamory Considered Such A Bad Thing?
So I was blasted today by a small-minded idividual for not only having been in polyamorous relationships, but for allowing my husband to have girlfriends. Why does everyone assume that I am insecure and have no self-esteem? Why is it wrong if we are happy? Do I really need to explain this in full for all of those who just don't understand it?? I think first I need to define polyamory since there is already a misunderstanding in the answers. Polygamy is the practice of multiple marriages. In countries that don't recognize plural marriage, such as the U.S., polygamy is usually "spiritual" in nature and therefore each marriage may be recognized by a religious body, but not the State. The most common form of polygamy is polygyny, where one many is married to multiple women. Less common is polyandry where one woman is married to multiple men. Polygamy is not illegal since there is no State recognized marriages, which would be bigamy, and there is a difference between polyga

Cant Wait For You To Shut Me Up
things are really crazy right now just got back from a week long vacation in Orlando where shit was absolutely fucking crazy to sum it up in a run- on word LIQOURGOCARTSCHOPPERSLAMBOSBIGTITSSHARKSSUNBURNS AND THAT IS BASICALLY HOW THINGS WENT LOL YOU GET MY POINT RIGHT? oK NOW MOVING ON. THE BAND I WORK FOR IS REALLY STARTING TO GAIN GROUND IN THE CENTRAL TEXAS MUSIC SCENE. THEY FUCKIN TORE IT UP AT BIKE NIGHT, AND HAVE A FEW SHOWS COMING UP JULY 16TH MUSIC VAULT IN HARKER HEIGHTS AND AUGUST 6TH AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. and yes, i just realized i was still typing in caps and i am also too lazy to go back and fix it so deal bitches. Other than that still on the market and on the prowl for someone to torture on a regular basis with my bizzare behavior and antics. That should do it for now as far as an update not that anyone reads this shit and even if you could make it through all of the swearing typos and basic english grammatical errors to understand what i am getting at you must

The Clutch Hand
HAVE YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IS IN A CLUTCH HAND IT COULD BE A WHISPER OF A BUTTERFLY OR A STONE FROM A RIVER BEND MAYBE IT IS A LEAF CLUTCH IN A CHILD'S HAND OR A TINY LITTLE BROWN BUG. MAYBE IT IS A SONG SOMEONE SANG OR JUST A NOTE FROM THE BOY NEXT DOOR MAYBE IT IS A HEART GENTLY HELD OR A ROSE RESTING MAYBE IT HOLDS SO MUCH,THIS CLUTCH HAND THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. ONE THING, FOR SURE WITHIN MY CLUTCH HAND YOUR HAND

Update On My Apartment
OMG!! My mom just called me and told she just checked her voicemail and the lady she talked to earlier today had called her. The lady from the apartment complex said a girl had just called and backed out of a one bedroom in building 7 for financial reasons. It's on the second floor like I requested, but it's not on the front side which is fine. OMG! I'm so effin' happy. Everything is working itself out. I can't believe this. I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I get to move into MY apartment and set it up and make it all pretty. WOOHOO. Keep an eye out for new pictures this weekend. I know I'm going to take a ton! LOL p.s. I'm doing the happy dance right now! :D haha. I put it in the wrong blog. I'm such a dork. :P

I Forgot How Much Fun Dancing Was
i found my point shoes and my old audition tape from when i did a recital in highschool.i was the only person who danced to rock in roll hahahah but dancing to rock n roll got me two parts in cinderella hahah so i guess you could say it worked out. anyways i danced for a while it was fun i miss it ... even though you have to move like theres a stick up your ass hahahaha

Looking For All New Staff
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"frenz"
So I was doing some thinking this weekend, as I was laid up in bed on the 4th of july with a nasty cold and feeling like a$$.... and hoping Id feel ok to be getting my new tat on saturday (which everyone now knows I did ;)) and I came across this one thought. Of all the fubar friends I have, I have made a point to attempt to pursue real friendships with people who live near me here in San Diego. I have alot of ppl from san diego on my friends list here on Fubar.... Now, I personally don't see meeting people from the internet as Odd or out of the ordinary. My view of the internet is one of the potential this mechanism has to bring about people into my life that I would not normally be interacting with because of work schedules, places I travel to for work, places I feel comfortable going alone, and so on. Given I have lived in San Diego 8 years and I have yet to create a network of compadres here (I have worked as an IT consultant for 8 years and I'm on the road 100% of the time - m

My First Auction!!! Show Me Luv!!!
I am up for auction with Sultry...so come place your bids now!!! Auction will end July 21st!! Just click this link and go to my pic and comment me with your bid :) Much love and good luck to yall!!! *Kisses* Yall need to GO BID...it's the last day to own me!!! Show me your love...You can Use Bling packs, VIPS, HH, and Blasts as well for bidding...and I do love the fubucks...so come spoil me and Bid HIGH!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=709063&albumid=1112465&i=2560742016&idx=5 (Copy and paste the link above into your browser!! )

Thanks Lilbamagirl
I own this awesome Fu for another week. If you haven't F/A/R'd him yet, please do. Please show him a lot of love and tell him LilBamaGirl sent ya. He deserves it and you won't regret it. Thanks for reading. ☺ Much ♥ to all. §þÄZZZZ §håÐðw Lêvêlêr ღ & ღhµßß¥ †ð ÐÖÚßLÈÐ²ღღ proudly owned by 'Owned@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~' on '2008-07-08 16:14:34')

A Great Family!
I wanted to tell you a story and about this group I am in .. I wanted a year V.I.P which costed $120 but Stephanie Lynn let me in her giveaway and if I made 65,000 comments in 16 weeks she will buy me a year V.I.P well I been bombing my own picture and I had some friends helping me and I knew I wouldn't be able to get 65K on my own. Well one of my friends told me she is in a group that helps with giveaways and contest and if I want to join you have to help with other giveaways so I started helping commenting on someones contest/giveaway but I kept posting about my giveaway so others can help me well after they finished with that giveaway they started promoting my giveaway and in a week or so I had 65K and I received my Year V.I.P. If it wasn't for this group I wouldn't be having my V.I.P. This group in committed helping people they Dont cheat and they don't give up until its finish. they have the best bombers and nice people in the group. They are understanding alot of times. T

Sad Thoughts... Don't Read If You Don't Want To Be Brought Down
Just sitting here thinking, it's just the internet, what difference do I really make here. If I weren't to log on tomorrow sure a few people would notice.. but, a week passes by would they still wonder, a month would I pass through anyone's thoughts.. a year, and I would message and would I even be remembered. I know these answers, I've been through it before on MMORPG's, some remember the name I used as a character but nothing more.

Jasmine
jasmine fills the atmosphere,as she stretches sunlight reflected the shades of auburn in her hair her skin pale white,soft to the touch. a pink blossom trims out her tones as the dew kiss upon her brow lifting up toward the sky arms reached for the shadow huvering over her essences a touch a carrass as she is lifted slowly back onto her nestle bed awww the sweet smell of jasmine

Lady Sunshine
Lady Sunshine by LateNiteFantasy© Sunshine is in my heart, Hope we'll never part. Sunshine is on my mind, Love you all the time. Sunshine, Sunshine, you're always mine. Sunshine is in my arms, Love me with your charms. Sunshine is my baby, My beautiful lady. Sunshine, Sunshine, you're always mine. Sunshine is my light, You make my darkness bright. Sunshine is my love, An angel from above. Sunshine, Sunshine, forever mine. Hey SunShine..did I find aka

Pissed Off Rant
Well....I just had this complete asshole come to my page and re-rate me a 1 from a 10 all because he said he had sent me two shout box messages and I didnt answer. He called me a fake person and then deleted me. Well to be perfectly honest this really pisses me off. I am not a fake person and I try very hard to get back to everyone who comes and leaves love on my page.What some people dont understand is just because my status says I am online it doesnt mean I am at my computer. I leave my fubar on 24/7 but alot of the time I am puttering around the house doing other things. And also by the time I get back alot of the shout box messages I get are gone already because I get quite a few. I dont mean to sound like a bitch but excuse me if I am not here waiting on the edge of my seat for my shoutbox messages! My true friends know that I am not a fake person....I go out of my way to try and help as many people as I can on here and chat to as many as I can as well. So if you are one of those

M'lady
M'Lady by LateNiteFantasy© M’Lady, My Mistress My sweet lady dear I long that these arms One day hold you near M’Lady, My Mistress Your command my desire My love for you Burns like a fire M’Lady, My Mistress Soon we will meet Then I’ll be able To kneel at your feet M’Lady, My Mistress I long for the day When we might kiss, And laugh and play Oh, M’Lady, My Mistress My sweet lady dear How long before these arms Can hold you so near? O' this weekend right...yummy

Enjoy Everyone I Sure Did
JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH MY FRIENDS Chief Miracle Monkey WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH ME AND OTHERS Dear Members, Today I wanted to present the Medicine Wheel of the Chippewa Tribe I belong to and what it means. Our Tribal Flag is based upon the Medicine Wheel, and is one of the symbols upon which we base our lives. Below you will find an explanation on what the medicine wheel symbols of our flag mean to us. Purchase your Sault Tribe flag today! Click here for more information. Animals Turtle represents to our people the mother earth we stand upon sustaining us with constancy and generosity and is the central aspect of the symbol. Turtle emerged from the water with earth on its back, providing a living place for human beings and all creatures between sky and water. Turtle is the medium of communication, the emissary of beings of this world and time and beings of another world and dimension of time. Turtle symbolizes thought given and thought received and repr

New Firefox Already In The Works
Posted by Mitch Wagner, Jul 7, 2008 03:26 AM Firefox 3 has only been out the door for a couple of weeks, but Mozilla.org, which develops the browser, is already looking ahead to the next versions. I talked with Mozilla.org about what users can expect in future 'foxes, and when we can expect them. Bad news for you haters of the smart location bar: It's not going away, Mozilla is committed to it, although they're thinking of ways to modify it to make it more palatable. We also discussed plans for upgrading the bookmarks management user interface in Firefox, reports from some users that Firefox 3 is still experiencing bloat as a result of memory usage problems, and problems with Firefox 3's security filters. Firefox 3.1 is due in alpha in "a few months," Dotzler said, and the final version will be available around the New Year. Developers haven't yet set a timetable for Firefox 4, but they're starting to discuss features. The top feature that Mozilla.org is looking at is the A

The Invitation-oriah Mountain Dreamer
The Invitation It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own. if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true.

Revised Fairy Tale....
A Revised Fairy Tale: .. .. I don't need to be rescued or saved. I pretty much love me a whole damn lot. But what I do need is simple yet completely hard to find. So therefore I choose to revise my own fairy tale. A person who just cant wait to tell me something just because he knows it might make me laugh. The person who just cant sleep ….if he doesn't say good night. The one that for no reason will grab my hand and hold it….just well just because. Words mean so little now a day. Truly actions are the only thing one can judge. Life throws us up and downs. But to have the person who will understand my moods. Know when I am just being well the typical *female*. And will still say okay your being weird but I love you….Time waits for no person …. I recently sat on a porch with a man I have so much love for I cant even describe it. As he smiled at me…..I got it….all the years he has been telling me …keep it simple. Judge only on action. Thank you my white man… I am no longer waiti

A Lady In Red
A Lady in Red by LateNiteFantasy© A lady in red, awaits in my bed, Sensual words are lightly said. A lady in red, her clothes are shed, she is pleasing to my head. A lady in red, that I did wed, now she awaits in my bed.

The Lady In Question
The Lady In Question by LateNiteFantasy© Who is this lady I love so much? The lady in question is beautiful. Fair smooth skin. A rich womanly body. Curly luscious hair For whicha man would die Just to touch…once. And eyes…such eyes. Blue, but with many other shades. Eyes which burn with passion. Eyes that a sailor could drown in. Eyes that a gallowglass would be consumed in, Like an inferno that he welcomes. The lady in question is wise in many ways. And compassionate. And caring. Fiercely loyal to her friends. And she is fragile. The lady in question is passionate. She is erotic. She loves with an intensity That burns into a man’s soul And addicts him to her company. And yet, the lady in question is distant. She wears her heartbreak Like a scarlet “H” for all that love her to see. Lovers hover around her As moths do a candle. Yet strangely, it is the moths who are anxious to be consumed, And the flame that is reticen

Only A Dream??
When she looks at me, I can't hide anything. When she looks into my eyes, my heart skips a beat. When she sits beside me, its hard to breathe. When she pushes against me, I can't stop myself from Smiling. When I look at her, I see an Angel When I touch her, I'm the one who gets chills. When I think about her, a smile spreads across my face. When I talk to her, I forget about the world around me. I think I love her, but I don't know if she loves me. I can't stop thinking about her, I wonder if she thinks of me. Will I ever be able to tell her the truth? Or will I have to keep it hidden? I feel as though if I lost her, I would lose everything. But the funny thing is... I don't really have her. Will my wish ever come true? Or will it only be a dream?

Just A Week Left :(
I own this awesome Fu for another week. If you haven't F/A/R'd him yet, please do. Please show him a lot of love and tell him LilBamaGirl sent ya. He deserves it and you won't regret it. Thanks for reading. ☺ Much ♥ to all. §þÄZZZZ §håÐðw Lêvêlêr ღ & ღhµßß¥ †ð ÐÖÚßLÈÐ²ღღ proudly owned by 'Owned@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar

Old Farmer
An elderly man in Northern Mississippi had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women swmming naked in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're notcoming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. ' Holding the bucket up, he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Now that's funny!!! I hope if you read thi

Rooster
The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of trusting behavior can

F'em All
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices – 545 human beings out of the 300 million – are directly, legally, morally, and individually respons

Year Of The Rooster
1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 People born in the Year of the Rooster are deep thinkers, capable, and talented. They like to be busy and are devoted beyond their capabilities and are deeply disappointed if they fail. People born in the Rooster Year are often a bit eccentric, and often have rather difficult relationship with others. They always think they are right and usually are! They frequently are loners and though they give the outward impression of being adventurous, they are timid. Rooster people's emotions like their fortunes, swing very high to very low. They can be selfish and too outspoken, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave. They are most compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

Bombers Plz Help!! Ty Xoxoxo
My girl, ANGELNDISCEYES is in another give-a-way1!She just needs 30k in comments to win!!☺ So we're looking for help from the Atomic Bombers Fam & any other friends, fans and fam of Angel's!! We wanna see her win, so let's do this! She always show love to her friends and now it's time for us to give back & help out a friend!! She's a sweetheart & a Betty Boop fanatic that you would'nt believe if you did'nt know her!☺ Even if you're not a friend, make a new one, just fan, add & rate her & she'll return the love!¢¾ This is when the true friends arise to the occassion!☺ "ANGELNDISCEYES" (JUST CLICK ON HER PIC & GET TA BOMBIN'!!☺)

I Wonder....
...i'm kinda having a sudden urge to hurt someone. and i can't stop thinking about that idiot kid that tried to rob me yesterday. i wonder if i should hide myself behind some cars down the street and when he goes by beat the holy shit out of him with a baseball bat. i mean it would only serve him right. :) how is everyone this fine evening?

Volume Xlix - Balance Restored
My week-long suffering bout is finally over. Monday morning, I drove up to Covington for an appointment at the Ear/Nose/Throat specialists, I forget what the facility's called. It's located across the street from the hospital, that's all I remember...Nevertheless, I went. Filled out the necessary paperwork. Sat in the waiting room, but not as long as I thought I would have. I walked into my room, which looked somewhat more like a dentist's office than an ENT. Within a few mintes, Dr. Susan Anderson walked in. I told her my reason for being there (see my past blog, I forget which one), and she proceeded to look in my nose, mouth, and both ears. Without getting too detailed about the procedure, let's say it involved some peroxide and a vacuum tube. Just minutes later....I can hear again!! I SO wanted to hug her. Only $84, it was. I was back at work by noon....and made up for lost time, putting in a late day (8pm). My hearing will never be taken for granted again.

Just 2 Days Left :(
Check Out This Awesome Fu! I own this awesome Fu for just 2 more days. If you haven't F/A/R'd her yet, please do, she's an awesome friend. Please show her a lot of love and tell her LilBamaGirl sent ya. She deserves it and you won't regret it. Thanks for reading. ☺ Much ♥ to all. ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~OWNED BY LILBAMAGIRLand PASSIONMAN71~MAD HATTER~*S*U*P*~FWC ~ Fantasy Flyers@ fubar This Pimpout Brought To You By LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar

10 Reason's Chocolate Is Better Than...
1. You can get chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 6. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. 7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 9. Good chocolate is easy to find. 10. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Not Sure Random Thoughts
what makes men do some of the stupid crap they do..i have been talkin with some friends and it breaks my heart to hear the way they put men down, i may be crazy but im a southern gent and i respect a woman as the individual she is and some are good and some are trash but i dont blame all women for the mistakes of the few.. and i wish women would do the same. i know there are some guys out there thats not worth the powder to shoot them but on the other hand a trip into a swamp would teach them some respect for life in general just listen to the song by charlie daniels and you will understand...but really folks we need to respect each other alittle more .. there are some guys i know on line that are abusive and crazy toward women.. i have seen guys treet women like dirt but they should treet women like gold cause they are special...

Dodaleedo
I may or may not need to have my gallbladder removed but until then I'm supposed to be eating no fat or low fat foods. I've never eaten very well, although I had gotten better while I was pregnant. I'm not sure what would be good things to try. Obviously I've been checking labels like a fiend but there aren't always labels on everything. Plus.. chicken and rice is kinda getting old. Any suggestions? Oh and I've been advised to stay away from spicey foods as well.

Dates
I am talkin to my friend about dates, and it struck me that in 26 years of my life, I have been on about 3 dates overall. One was with some unknown aged dude I found in a yahoo chatroom when I was 17, and another one with my hubby. But that was AFTER we hung out anyways, so it doesn't really count. All the rest were...oh, look, a bird!

My Lady Katherine
My Lady Katherine by LateNiteFantasy© To Katherine, with All My Love My Lady of the night Aura of moonlight The beauty of your eyes Beyond Paradise A blinding sight My Lady of the night My Lady of the dawn No more am I forlorn I worship so much The beauty of your touch A love reborn My Lady of the morn My Lady of the day Within my dreams you stay Every moment I’m awake Into my soul I take The love of you and pray My Lady of the day

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