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Relationships Love What Ever
I cant take it I fall for people way too easily and I mean I know deep down eventually I am gonna have to tell them that the girl they have grown to like maybe even fall for is not who she says she is.........I am the girl on my profile I am not lying about that but I mean pictures can be very decieving and guys fall for me because I have a cute face and everything but than they see the rest of me and goes running for the hills I am so scared I am gonna be alone for the rest of my life. I dont want to be that lady that just sits in her house all day and has 27 cats :( I dont know what to do anymore. Should I just stay away from guys period...I mean save them from the trouble of getting hurt?

Friday Night (i Think This Is The Second I Ever Wrote)
It was a Friday night just after a night in the town we got back into the house he was drunk off his face. Dissapointedly I thought to myself "he is just going to pass out nothing is going to happen" but to my suprise as soon as I followed him into his room he turned around shut the door and stood there slowly undressing me as I stood in front of him. He whispered all the dirty things that he wanted to do to me as he kissed my ear and neck softly and began caressing my breasts. I pressed harder against him starting to grind against his groin, he was already hard so I pushed him on the bed and started taking off his pants while rubbing at his cock. I go down and start licking his knob before he gets annoyed and pulls me back up telling me he wants to play with me for a while. I continue playing with his cock while he starts to rub me until the stimulation sends me shaking moaning and squirming. He laughs whispering in my ear "would you do something for me right now" he says still tea

Happy Birthday Make Me Be Good
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! WOOT WOOT LOOK WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS MAKE ME BE GOOD OR SHOULD I SAY MAKE ME BE BAD LOL! SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES SO LETS SHOW HER HOW GOOD WE ARE WITH THAT BIRTHDAY LOVEIN! STOP BY HER PAGE WISH HER THE BEST! RATE~FAN~ADD~BLING HER BOOTY HARD FOR HER BIRTHDAY! LOVE U GURLY XOXO ® Make me be good! Owned by 'Texas James'..I have FANNED over 7, ooo not showin , Plz Fan@ fubar SPANK HER BOOTY WITH BIRTHDAY LOVEIN LOTS OF LOVE TO U GURLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! BROUGHT TO U BY: ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar

Couch Sex
They had known each other for years. They had some friends in common. And even a few relatives that knew one another. After all, it was a small town. Although Lexi and Galvin had been familiar with one another for years they never quite got long. As cliche as it was, it all started at a party. It was late, and for the most part, the party was over. Beer had been chugged. Conversations had been had. And good-byes were said. Lexi's ride home had passed out, leaving Lexi stranded. Galvin noticed Lexi standing in the middle of the living room surrounded by the usual mess a party leaves behind. "Do you have ride home?" "No. If I did I wouldn't be here right now" Lexi snapped placing one hand on her hip. She wore a summer flimsy summer dress. But when she placed her hand on her hip Galvin couldn't help but notice her curves. "Well, shit. A simple no would have been fine." Galvin said with his voice roughening up making Lexi's underwear soak and nipples harden. She walked over clos

An Afternoon Phone Call...
It's 1:05 p.m. and my phone rings. I look at the caller id and contemplate whether to answer or not because I don't recognize the name but my curiosity gets the better of me and I pick up right before the answering machine kicks in... "hello?" I say "Hi! Is this Adelle?" "Yes" I quickly answer "Oh great! How are you doing today?!!" the caller says in a smarmy, foney, car salesman kind of way... Immediately, I feel uncomfortable. I don't know you and right off the bat you're talking to me like we're long lost friends?...uh-uh...so I say "whose calling?" in a direct tone to indicate my irritation. "This is Scott from ________ and I'm calling to see if you are still planning to attend school on july 31st" "Yes, of course" I answer with a tinge of uncertainty feeling in my gut.. "Oh great! Now you have been dealing with Dave but he is no longer with the company so any questions you may have you can contact me on my cell#________" he says. Okay, so this wouldn't

Uno
Buen, pues, soy Jacky. Espero poder darles unos cuantos enlaces en la vida y carrera mia. Chequen de vez en cuando para ver en que lios me estoy metiendo. I don't know how to translate that all, but I try. Come to the blog, and see what problems I am getting myself into. I hope that is right. If anyone else is bilingual, please help. I appreciate

Best Night Of My Life.
So tonight was the best night of my life... He told me how much he loved me then well..... Ryan says: Cassandra Jo Kabrick, will you please od me the honors of being my wife? wow people this is real for once in my life something is real... I love you honey and I cant wait to become your wife..

Does He Know?
Does he know that: my heart still skips a beat every time I see him without thinking about it, I hold my breath when I hear his voice he still holds the key to my heart even after all of the hurt and gallons of tears when I hear a love song my minds eye sees him everything fun and happy I wish I was sharing with him when our son smiles I see him a reassuring word from him still makes me feel more secure just one hug rips my heart out and makes me long for what we once shared every time there is some contact I cry for days and can't get him out of my thoughts even with all of the hurt I still feel I wouldn't trade one minute of the time we shared, or give up one memory I will always love him and wish things were different, and wish him the best life has to offer!!

Lucy Visits Disneyland Pt Ii (oooh Im So Wrong)
She did not attempt to take her hand away from him, so he reciprocated and kept a hold of her hand as he moved it down to his side. Their other hands found each other, the fingers intertwining. He asked, dared her, to go on the roller coaster with him, implying as if she was too scared to do it. Whether she took it as his attempt to get to her to validate herself to him, or as something else not didn't matter. He just wanted to get her on the ride and the safety harness locked on where it wouldn't matter if she screamed and everyone else heard her. Regardless, she answered with the voice of an excited and playful child, her body and energy picking up as she turned to head towards the line up. In the line, he was able to get close enough to her to steal somewhat of a smell of her perfume, although not sure exactly what it was since he didn't want to get too close to her and scare her off before she got on the ride with him. Her perfume was clean, fresh, vibrant; it seemed to ra

Lucy Visits Disneyland Pt 1 (oooh Im So Wrong)
It wasn't hard to spot her, a petite girl standing all on her lonesome outside the roller coaster ride. Dressed in a short black leather skirt which hugged her ass perfectly, the straps coming down from her shoulders hugging her breasts tightly. They were not huge but made to appear bigger than what they actually are by her nicely toned and slim frame. Her high heel platform shoes made her taller and more easily noticeable. But, only just since her long, uniquely colored hair which seemed to be a stunning mixture of auburn brown, red and orange shone and reflected brightly in the sunlight. He looked at her side on, trying to be subtle at first but the subtlety being lost as he looked at her more and more, eventually staring. Obviously she was dressed for the attention. She must have caught a glimpse of him looking for longer than what most people do, because she turned to face him front on. As she did, he could see the front of her tight skirt seemed to curve ever so slightly in

Bar Play Time
I've always loved bars or clubs but this place was my favourite. The music was good and the way the lights danced around the floor was mesmerizing. I must say the guys that went here were hot. I've always been fond of 'emo' boys with the shaggy hair that went in their eyes. It was something about that style made me want them, get under their skin... or rather their clothes. I stood by the bar with my vodka at hand moving to the music that came on. As usual the bar was filled with people that would normally be classed as 'out-casts' in society. My eyes scanned the scene, the lovers were off to the far right in the darkness when the odd quiet song came on you could just make out the pants and deep breaths coming from that area. In front of me was the rowdy dance floor. Some people head-banging or clearing the way for mosh pits. Best bar by far. I placed my empty glass down on the bar and made my way through the crowd to the DJ. The noise was immense this far forward so much so i h

No Title
I walk with you into your apartment. You met me in a club tonight with your wife. For whatever reason, you two decided to pick me up and bring me home with the two of you. She explains that you have wanted to have sex with another girl and she will only let you if she watches. You guys tell me this after an hour or two of small talk. I ask her if she will join in, she says no, and I tell her that’s too bad. I have a feeling she is more jealous than anything and is watching to see if you’ll go through with it, your wife is pretty, but you are hot and I can see that we are both game no matter who watches. You lead me to the bedroom. It’s a big king size, there is a comfortable chair there and that is where she sits to watch. You kiss me standing up, and unbutton my blouse. I help you off with your shirt, once and awhile sneaking peeks at your wife. She watches with stone cold silence. You strip me down to my bra and panties. They are hot pink; the panties are tiny string bikinis. I ha

Unannounced Visitor
I walk through his front door unannounced, as usual. When I get inside, he's there waiting. He takes his hand and puts it around my neck, closes the door, and slams me against it, passionately kissing me as he does so. With his free hand he takes my hands and pins them above my head. He knows I like to be dominated, and he loves doing it. I'll let him have control for a few minutes. He tears my clothes off and starts fingering me then goes down as me as I lean against the door. After a few seconds, he unbuttons his pants, drops them, and starts fucking me against the front door. Once I get dripping wet, he bends me over the couch and goes at it from behind. I can't help but screaming with pleasure. We decide to make our way upstairs. We make it up the first few steps and he pulls me down and starts fucking me again. I pull away and run up the stairs. When he enters his room I push him against the door and kiss him as I work my hand down to stroke his rock hard cock. I play around for a

Buzzard, Bat, & Bumblebee....and Then People
>>THE BUZZARD: >>If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely >>open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an >>absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight >>from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as >>is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a >>prisoner for life in a small jail with no top. >> >>THE BAT: >>The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable nimble >>creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is >>placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about >>helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight >>elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, >>it takes off like a flash. >> >>THE BUMBLEBEE: >>A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it >>dies, unless it is taken out. It neve

He Finally Came Home
the first night, as he was exhausted from his 12 hour flight from Hawaii home, i took him upstairs and have him a much deserved blow job. he had his hand wrapped in my hair, fucking my face a little, telling me how much of a good girl i was and how he missed me. that night, we had pretty typical, missionary sex, as he was not so awake, but wanted to feel himself inside me. god, it felt so good to have his thickness deep inside me after not having it for 6 months. i had to be quiet as we were at his parents house and they were across the hall. the next night, he bent me over the bed suddenly, slapping my ass and telling me i was naughty little tease. he pulled down my pjs and fucked me hard, pulling my hair back and spanking me. i rubbed my clit while he fucked me till i came hard all over his cock. later that night he woke me up my fingering me gently and kissing my tits. i rewarded him with a blow job and then we fell asleep. saturday night i rode him hard, his hands on my hips sla

History
Wanna know the reason why we put so much effort and love into Club Enigma???...well...answer this... So..who here is tired of drama, lies, bullcrap, and overall nonsense? We are...this is why I called together a meetng of my friends one night.. and the story goes: I Lilspainshmamita 1st came to the land on FU because of my brother. He showed me this site and I met alot of awsome ppl right away. I worked for two lounges before this one came into existence. In the first one i was a cam girl...ANd it was great my family as it were consisted of a fun, rowdy group of people. Till our owner got into some drama and deleted our home on us without any warning. Now even with that said i still rep'd that lounge in my name for two weeks. I am very loyal but when the owner reopened he brought in people I had never heard of and put them before me. At the time i had friends in other lounges of course. So one of them offered me a job and the

Slen Der Girl
Two of my old college girlfriends, Mariah and Gina, are fucking in the center of some kind of weird outdoor arena, while I watch from one of the long stone benches surrounding them. Mariah has Gina down on all fours and is fucking her with a strap-on, dirt from the arena floor smearing their bodies. Naturally, all I want is to go down and join in, but for some reason I’m not being allowed to. Finally I give up and start touching myself. If feels amazing—warm and soft and even a little wet, almost more like someone is sucking me off... I woke to the sound of Slender softly moaning in the bed behind me. At first I thought he might be having a bad dream, so I rolled over to see if I should wake him. Instead, I found him laying on his back and faintly bucking his hips, a look of mixed pleasure and pain on his face. “Well, well, what do we have here?” I thought to myself. I pulled back the covers carefully, so as not to wake him. He had slept naked, as he usually did, so immediately I

Amanda & Becca
With her Daisy Duke jean shorts pulled wide open, Amanda slipped both her middle and ring fingers beneath the elastic band at the top of her panties. She looked up at her roommate, Becca, who held the digital camera. “Like this?” Amanda asked. “Mm, that’s good,” Becca said, clicking another picture. “But maybe you can move your hand a bit to the side so we can see your belly button, too.” Amanda made the adjustment. “Yeah, that’s good. I love your belly button.” “Why?” “Because you have an outie, not an innie.” “You don’t think it’s gross?” “I think it’s sexy,” Becca said, moving to Amanda’s right and left side for a couple extra shots. Lounging on her bed, leaning against her Fall Out Boy poster, Amanda waited. She felt sexier than she thought she would when Becca first asked if she would pose for her. It had taken a bit of convincing before Amanda was willing to do it. A bit of convincing and a bit of wine. Becca said she needed the shots for her photography cla

When I Grow Up
When I grow up I want to be famous I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies. When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies(or Boobies is my unclean version). When I grow up I wanna be on tv, People know me, be on magazines. When I grow up fresh and clean, number one chick when I step out on the scene. (Chorus from the Pussycat dolls) What a catchy tune~ I wish my non-talented ass would be noticed and made famous over night! I work real hard, have dedication, I'm a good roll model. I don't have an eating disorder, get arrested for drunk driving, fight in public with my best friends or shove an 8-ball up my nose to enjoy a night out dancing.. So who's D**K do I gotta suck to get my foot in the door??(you know who you all are) Well even if I can't be a star, or on T.V I know I will always be admired on fubar!!!!! XOXO to all my Jons and hooka's!

Need Help With Contest For Peek-a-boo! Stop And Give Some Love!
IT BLING TIME LEAVE A 100 COMMENTS AND I WILL BLING YOU! CLICK ON THE PICK BELOW SEND MESSAGE TO AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~@ fubar COME NOW HELP MY FRIEND PEEK-ABOO (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-07-21 21:42:51') (repost of original by '~SCOBBY-DOO IS MY NAME AND BOMBING ON FUBAR IS MY GAME~THE DREAM TEAM~' on '2008-07-21 21:55:29')

Tattoo Work
I AM NEW TO THE WORLD OF TATTOOING WELL NOT TO NEW I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW AND I LIKE IT, I AM LOOKING FO SOME CUSTERMERS IF U WOULD LIKE TO FIND OUT MORE HIT ME AND WELL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. TY CAVEMAN

Depressed And Don't Know How To Make It Stop
Why does it seem like when one thing goes wrong, 10 other things follow? I'm to the point that I don't know how much more I can take. As I'm writting this I'm sitting here with a pounding headache because of crying for just about an hour straight. The crazy thing about it is that I couldn't tell ya what exactally I was crying about cuz the truth is I DON'T KNOW!! I've spent this entire month in tears on and off for the stupidest of things. I'm tired of being broke, tired of being me. I swear I've never been this depressed. Yeah, I know most my friends don't see it cuz it's easy to put on a smile and pretend everything is fine. Why burden everyone else with my problems? It's not like anyone can fix them. I just feel lik nothing I do is good enough. I'm in a hole trying to dig myself out, and for every shovel full I take out, 20 more are dumped on my face. I'm beginging to wonder if I'm ever going to get out. Yeah, pretty much this whole thing is me feeling sorry for myself,

Invisibly Shaken
Song lyrics | Invisibly Shaken lyrics My friends say they're proud of me For taking our breakup so casually But they don't see what lies beneath my smile It appears that I'm okay And I moved on when you walked away But the truth is since you said goodbye Chorus I'm invisibly shaken and quietly breakin' Desperately takin' one breath at a time Beneath this composure I know it's over Baby I'm dying cause you can't be mine But I will never show the toll it's taking Cause I'm invisibly shaken If it looks like I don't care It's not killing me seeing you here And hearing you say you want to try us again Believe me it ain't easy being this cool But too many times girl I've been your fool And I know I'd just end up here again Chorus Invisibly shaken and quietly breakin' Desperately takin' one breath at a time Beneath this composure I know it's over But baby I'm dying cause you can't be mine But I will never show the toll it's taking Cause I'm invisibly shak

I Was So Lonely….
I was so lonely, and had been for so long. Sure there have been others before you, but my heart was still so lonely, until you came along. I am surrounded by friends, family, loved ones each and every day, and secretly, from someplace deep inside, to see your face ad hear you laugh I would pray. I have known you for years, never having met but adoring you from afar. You laugh and smile I would imagine, your eyes looking into mine. I remember a conversation in which I told you, from your lips is how I wish to drink my wine. While you considered issues of the body a hindrance of burden, I consider it a and honor, an honor to rub your hands, you neck your feet. And honor to care for you day to day, to love you like no other, not to just get laid. We have only just met, and I feel all this love inside….yet you hold back, pull away from me because you think I have something to hide. You my angel are all that I care about. I have loved you from afar ….and I don’t wanna come ba

My Mayan-aztec Reading
Your Most Personal Traits -- The Day-Sign of Your Birth Here are your strongest and most obvious personality traits. The delineation below describes who you are and how you appear to others, at least on the surface. In Aztec astrology this part of is your horoscope is your Tonalli, or Day-Sign, the form bestowed upon you by the Sun. RabbitRabbit: You have a mind that never quits. You need constant stimulation and are fond of talking, debating, reading, writing and other forms of communication. This nervous energy of yours often translates into bodily tension that needs a physical outlet. You can be quite competitive and do enjoy sparring with others. You will often purposely take on an opposing or unpopular point of view just to keep some tension in the atmosphere. You may be fond of exercise, or dancing, or some other activity that keeps you moving about. You are a person who can do enormous amounts of work in very little time, and not seem to be tired for it. You also have a s

Let's Go Back
Let's go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC....... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... .....way back.... ....way.....way.....way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no...third Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck...duck....GOOSE!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom Cracker jacks with the same thing Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and shar

Wtg! 7/22 Disciple Girls ~ Wtg
Congratulations too our newest Disciples.Stop by and congratulate them on making it today. If they are not a friend fan, add , and rate them. Thank you too everyone for all the Fu-Love you showed too help them all Disciple. Today is Troubles Birthday show her some birthday love. ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ owned by JETT & {§È}Ìññð¢êñ†{§È} ~ **club f.a.r..**@ fubar

Dolly 7/22/08 10:cdt Pa#11
Dolly is getting a little stronger and moving a little slower, hurricane warning extends from Rio San Fernando Mexico to Corpus Christi Texas, centering on Brownsville approximately. Tropical Storm Warning from Corpus Christi to San Luis pass in Texas and from La Pesca to Rio San Fernando in Mexico. Center of Dolly was located at 110 miles east-southeast of Brownsville, moving at 9 mph northwest. Landfall is expected near the Mexico Texas border about mid Wednesday. Sustained wind speed is 80 MPH, and is expected to increase before landfall. Winds extend 25 miles from center. Pressure is 981 mb. Rainfall is expected to be 6 to 10 inches with some places receiving up to 15 inches. Surge is expected to be 4 to 6 ft. Next advisory at 1 am cdt.

Yup.
washed up like a fish out of the sea, no breathe left to breathe no life left to live. woken up to a free fall like a bird out of its nest, wings to fly but no hope inside. weakened like a child beaten by life, bruises on her soul with a smile still on her face. i cant seem to steady my eyes enough to see the lights outside. its blurred and i'm dazed stuck on the floor wondering where the fuck im at. i can taste the pain on my lips and i can feel it burning in my hands. a rage like no rage i have ever felt before. defeat taking over my veins, so thick i can feel it heavy in my step. i want to break down the walls. watch the glass shatter across the room. throw everything in sight like i wish i could throw my life. the good things mean nothing to me. they cant take over the frustration anymore like they could years ago. -------------------------------------------------- two hands force fed to a wall. a wall attacked by rage.

First Blog
If you're taking the time to read this far -- welcome and thank you for caring that much!! I picked the rather odd name of the kook as it is really an acronym for a "keeper of odd knowledge" This is one of the functions I am rather good at having an exceptional long term memory & a terrible short term one (What was I just saying?) I am recently returned from a year long deployment to Iraq and was invited to this site by my lovely lady Cyndy. Please check her profile out and rate her pics too!! I'm a personnel guy and former teacher who most recently worked for the Special Forces (for 15 years) and now am looking for a new full time job. I am interested in people who like talking and enjoying all that life has to offer, good music, all ranges of sports, and lots of games (as long as they aren't head games). Living in Colorado I get plenty of exercise, but like best playing racquetball with my wife (although I usually lose), golf, and walking with my dog Jake (check out his pic

*shrugs*
My heart tastes like a thousand lies. Each one interlocked into the another. Every bite is more bitter then the last one. Yet, Somehow… It's a bitter that I cannot resist! Like a shotgun lying on the table, A curious child starring it down. It's irresistible. I can feel my tongue slide across my lips In anticipation. My fingers wrapped softly around its edges. Thump. Thump. It beats still! Even as it sits curled up inside my fist, It pounds! Suddenly my breathing begins to race And the muscles in my legs lose their focus. But still I sit. My eyes transfixed on the pumping mound of flesh and lies. Again my tongue slides across my lips, Becoming increasingly impatient at my hesitance. Then, Suddenly! I indulge myself. The blood cascades down my neck, Muscles and veins torn between each tooth, A faint throbbing against my throat with each swallow. Seconds became hours. I could not control myself!

Stupid Ass Fucking Neighbor
http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1216728017158740.xml&coll=1 Firefighter nabbed as cheat City says medical ploy netted him 7.5Gs while he was supposed to be at physical therapy Tuesday, July 22, 2008 By PHIL HELSEL STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- From Bravest to busted. A Staten Island firefighter was arrested yesterday on charges he used an on-the-job injury to scam the city out of more than $7,500, by playing hooky at the same Concord firehouse that lost 11 firefighters on 9/11. John Dimino, 45, of Prince's Bay, allegedly left work multiple times over six months using the excuse that he was going to physical therapy for a work-related injury -- except he never showed up for the sessions, the city Department of Investigation found. Dimino, an 18-year veteran who makes about $68,400 a year, surrendered to the DOI yesterday morning and was charged with third-degree grand larceny and falsifying business records, the most serious of

You're It
Instructions… Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You’re it” on their profile and asking them to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've never been married and have two children 2. I love to travel 3. I have worked for the same company for 22 years 4. I always sleep naked 5. I enjoy the passion that egnites when kissing 6. I have had a poem published 7. I always had a secret dream of being a singer 8. I am bi-sexual 9. I love fubar 10. I collect roses and teddy bears (some unicorns and dolphins too) I choose the following 5 people to put in the spotlight (sorry if you’ve already been tagged) desertdrew ssmopar7298 xray283 vegas cowboy pokerplayer

-.-
you're pathetic. a piece of filth left on the ground to rot. no one wants you. you're the left overs. did you really think you'd be desired after? you must be c.r.a.z.y. you're stupid. always forgetting, screwing up the simplest things. no one wants you. you're useless. did you really think you'd find someone? you must be i.n.s.a.n.e. you're hideous. look in the mirror and try to tell me that what you see is beauty. no one wants you. you're ugly. did you really think you'd be pretty one day? you must be m.e.n.t.a.l. you're a waste. they say they would miss you, but lying is easy. no one wants you. you're pointless. did you really think you'd live a meaningful life? you must be m.e.

How To Nourish Your Soul This Summer!
Ah, summer...it seems like the perfect time to nurture your soul. But chances are you can't pack your bags for a three-month stay at a convent or an ashram. The good news is that as schedules change and days lengthen, you can do a few simple things to renew your soul and expand your spiritual horizons--and you don't have to leave town to do it. No passport or vow of silence required. Take advantage of the extra hours of daylight. It's a lot easier to spring out of bed at 6 a.m. when the sun is already up. Leave your bedroom curtains open a bit so that you wake up with the sunrise. Or set your alarm a half-hour earlier. Use that time for meditation and prayer, writing in a journal, or reading a devotional book. Don't expect to do this every day. Just try it one day a week and see if it feels right for you. Enjoy the Night When those daylight hours finally wind down, nurture your spirit under a night sky. Take a blanket in the backyard and look up at the stars. Cuddle up

Elements
I am the Stellar wolf. With eyes of amber, Which hold fallen stars, And that reflect the moon’s glow. I am the Inferno wolf. With my fiery heart, That burns for a mate. And the passion to run free. I am the Aquatic wolf. With my liquid movements, That help calm my pack, In times of confusion and pain. I am the Wooded wolf. With my pine needle fur, That stands on end in fury, When danger threatens my pack. I am the Aero wolf. With my bone chilling growls, And my light hearted howls, That reach even the heavens in the sky. I am the Earthen wolf. With my sand paper paws, That help me grip, And rip into the earth when I run. I am the Elemental wolf. Though I may seem strange, With all my forms, I am actually one. With one heart, One soul, One desire, I am the wolf. *howls* (poem by BlackWolfDS @ deviantart.com)

The Dark Knight
The Metal Guru’s Movie Review (The Dark Knight) With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. The triumvirate proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker, who thrusts Gotham into anarchy and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fine line between hero and vigilante. oks first off, this movie was accully very good. this is coming from some one who really doese not like superhero movies. coming in at just under 3 hrs this movie was not boring at any part of the movie. alot of action and such. the one thing that made this movie so fucking brilliant was Heath Ledgers preformance as the Joker. im sure u all rember the old bat man movie where jack nicolson played the joker...i hate to say it but heath leadgers joker was way better. you can accully see him going insane though his role. Also one of the main

How To Give The Best Head Around!!!!
,OKAY,OKAY LADIES I'VE WATCHED TWO MANY WOMEN LOOSE A MAN BEHIND THIS; I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT OR THEY WON'T DO IT OR MAYBE THEY'RE SCARED TO DO IT BUT NIGGAS ARE LEAVING WOMEN FOR THIS SHIT TO FIND A WOMAN WHO WILL AND IS NOT SCARED TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY TO STRAIGHT BUST A NIGGA DOWN, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL SOME OF MY SECRETS HEY SOMEONE MAY HAVE BETTER ADVISE AND I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO LEARN; I'M VERY OPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS BUT ALSO I WANT GIVE SOME SUGGESTIONS SO LETS GET STARTED. NOW WITH THESE SUGGESTIONS SIZE DOES NOT MATTER SHIT YOU REALLY SHOW YOUR SKILLS WHEN YOU CAN DEEP THROAT A 10IN DICK BUT IT REALLY DON'T MATTER: STEP 1: BE GENTLE WHEN YOU GO IN FOR THE DICK DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE REMEMBERING THAT THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE AREA FOR YOU NIGGA STEP 2: GIVE YOUR NIGGA THE SLUT EYE LETTING HIM KNOW THAT YOUR GOING TO GIVE HIM THE BEST HEAD YOU'VE EVER GIVEN TO ANY MAN NO MATTER HOW MANY DICK YOUR SWALLOWED MAKE HIM FEEL THAT HIS IS THE ONLY DICK

George W.'s War
George W.'s War... Definitely Read All The Way To The End... By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY No one likes war. War is a horrific affair, bloody and expensive. Sending our men and women into battle to perhaps die or be maimed is an unconscionable thought. Yet some wars need to be waged, and someone needs to lead. The citizenry and Congress are often ambivalent or largely opposed to any given war. It's up to our leader to convince them. That's why we call the leader 'Commander in Chief.' George W.'s war was no different. There was lots of resistance to it. Many in Congress were vehemently against the idea. The Commander in Chief had to lobby for legislative approval. Along with supporters, George W. used the force of his convictions, the power of his title and every ounce of moral suasion he could muster to rally support. He had to assure Congress and the public that the war was morally justified, winnable and affordable. Congress eventually came around and voted

Not Good Enough
Have you ever felt like you're not good enough for someone? Well every guy tells me that im so hot, pretty, gorgeous...etc.. But everytime I meet a guy who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, I dont feel like im good enough or pretty enough...

For My Biker Freiends And Family
JUST A BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers

Forever After
close your eyes as i fade don't watch me drift away laugh with me as the moon comes and the day fades to darkness cry with me as you sleep for tears shall not interrupt all the joy you'll have when you awake dance with me as the cool rain falls grin with me as you sin love with me as hatred spills embrace the lies and turn your pain into the beauty they'll never know make every kiss your first and last remember your future and never your past and notice me by your side even when you cant see me

Birthday Today Poem!
its blackness over whelming, could it be, surley there was some mistake, on a day like today, never, but alas the sky was black and it poured its mighty waters, yet at the sight of rain i was rejoycing, for a miracal had on this day, rain, fantastic rain that covered its ground....rain sweet sweet rain, my birthday was today, and for the first time ever it stormed, i was happy to see such a sight, the rain taking over a hot miserable day...

Vodkagurl Is Owned By Me!!!
I own her! I own her! Go check her out, because she is just great if you ask me. She runs great contests. She ran a killer auction. And she works her ass off trying to level herself, and others. Check her out, show her some love, and tell her that I sent you her way! VODKAGURL (Owned by: Inkman876, Mr.7 million, Blue eyed brat,TomK) -spankers club(lifesaver)@ fubar

True Dominance & Submission
I need to Dom her, With chain, silk and leather. To bind her with my love. Chain her with my need. Blind her with my passion. My desire, her dreams.. hers desire my destiny. As she needs to submit to me. Could I bind her, Without her need to be bound? Could I Flog her, Without her desire for that Most intimate pain? Could I love her, Without her need to be loved? Or be loved, without herloving me? We are there to fulfill each others Deepest of needs. To be set free, To soar, like swans do, forever. When she says our word I know she is almost there. When she says our second I know I must restrain, take care. Slow down ........ allow her breath, Feel the depth of our passion. My love as I ease her with kisses, Then bring her back again. Though sometimes I use her lust I do not abuse her trust. Nor give her pain for pains sake, Why break a lovely spirit? Why risk it all? When My joy is her pleasure, her pleasure is my joy. Though I always command her I never demand. Though I push her limi

Smiles
There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the precious gift of Friends.

They Said The Lion Was Wild... They Didn't Listen
They Told Them The Lion Was Wild... But They Didn't Listen. Let This Be A Lesson Never To Forget!!! Please Repost if this brings a tear to your eye. This made me tear up big time (repost of original by '~ EchoAngel ~' on '2008-07-22 20:37:34') (repost of original by '~Military Supporter~' on '2008-07-23 08:27:20')

Doh!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080722/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wiccan_injured;_ylt=AsKAmnsOWTn09pr_dyrZszsuQE4F Woman runs sword into foot during Wiccan ceremony Tue Jul 22, 4:52 PM ET A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery. Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said. Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon. Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead. "It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said. Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she

New 2 Million $$ Contest
NEW GAME IN TOWN! IT'S TIME TO PLAY FOR 2 MILLOIN FUBUCKS DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? All you have to do is enter,I'll take as many entries as possible.You must be a "LEVEL 5 AND SAULTED ANYONE HELPING YOU MUST BE A LEVEL 5 AND SALUTED" anyone found helping any contestant without a level 5 or a slaute will be banned from the contest and the contestant will be removed as well ..no matter how far ahead they may be! THE OBJECT OF THE GAME It is similar to the last man standing ,EXCEPT your not fighting each other trying to take each other out.You bomb your self and have your friends help you and have yourself rated as well ,and the other contestants do as well for themselves. At the end of every 48 hour period i will eliminate the contestant with the least comments and rates . they way to make this fair ..each comment will count one point and each rate will count one point . The contestant with the lowest number of points will be eliminated!All the way through ti

Who Would Have Thunk?!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080722/od_nm/nudists_dc;_ylt=AglTn5eKy7vpsXNEGk8SiiYuQE4F Not everyone can meet our nudist standards Tue Jul 22, 3:59 PM ET France's data protection authority has given permission for a nudist resort to keep a "black list" of guests barred from its facilities, the organization said. The Rene Oltra nudist center in southern France was obliged to seek permission after a person complained of being denied a reservation, the authority said on its website. French law requires organizations to seek authorization to keep lists of individuals denied use of their services. Contacted by Reuters, the resort declined to give further details regarding individual's exclusion from its site. The centre's rules require guests to abide by its "naturist ethic" of nudity at all times, weather permitting, and bans upsetting other guests or failing to observe hygiene standards. "But nudity is not exhibitionism. Any indecent behavior will be sanctioned by

Stupid Is, Stupid Does
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_extremely_drunk State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead. Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing. "The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking." A phone listing for Kobierowski could not be found, and he did not have a lawyer in court Tuesday. Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said. After police arrived, Kobierowski had trouble getting out of the car, then grabbed

Help My Daughter Get Her Happy Hour.
Im in a giveaway for a HH! I need 45,000 comments. There is no time limit. I would really appricate if you could come by and help me out! Also feel free to R/A/F me, I will do the same in return.

"!!naughty Application!!!'
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

Is This New Type Of Depression
i feel i have lost all creativity am totally blank on any ideas it causes me to feel numb i feel i'm giving nothing to this makes me crappy lost the feeling to do anything feel the pressure of depression havent felt that in a long time fighting frustration too single again not looking either not feeling any desires whats happening to me the song is saying erething am feeling all by myself alone to suffer though nobody to understand All By Myself Celine Dion All By Myself.mp3 - Celine Dion

Thots
You have been on my mind ever since you left me here to rot all by myself. I love you so much and i wish you would just come home now. You have no idea how bad i have been feeling...Im glad i got to kiss you before you left to texas. But i cant wait until you come home to me, safe and sound..you know that i am yours still..alothough we havent been able to see eachother nor hardly speak beacuse you are busy with yoru three jobs...but that day the day before my birthday, i heard your voice...and those three magical words i missed hearing you say to me. I LOVE YOU. You miss me just as much. and both of us are loyal, and waiting to melt in eachothers arms. Tim... i love you...damn it, i wish you were here...but im always thinking about you.. just rememeber that baby... miss you... we are forever. -cyber

The Path To Joy: 10 Principles Of Spiritual Optimism
In his newest book, "Why is God Laughing?" renowned teacher Deepak Chopra gives a humorous take on spirituality--using a fictional tale of a comedian and his unlikely mentor to show the way back to hope, joy, and even enlightenment. Here are 10 principles for spiritual optimism adapted from the fable that will help you direct your life on a path to joy every single day. 1. The Healthiest Response to Life Is Laughter. This first principle serves as an antidote to fear and sorrow by encouraging you to experience life as joyous....When you feel momentary happiness, or you want to burst out laughing, or you smile for no apparent reason, you are glimpsing eternal reality....In time, these moments of joy will begin to knit together. Instead of the exception, they will become the norm. There is no better way to know that you are growing in God-realization. 2. There Is Always a Reason to Be Grateful. This second principle is an antidote to victimization....T

Electron Spider
Okay, wrote this several years ago, I actually have several versions of it before I finally just settled on the stripped down, basic as can be, version. I liked it, though the more verbose versions were pretty good also. -------------------------------------- Electron Spider silent sparkle on reality web life glimmering upon information plane sharp crystalline form many eyed watching long legs weaving jargon knowledge caught in passing squirming fiercely electric web fragile body wrapping struggling life drinking laser light data poaching lost thoughts soul searching stealing scream of breaking glass rumbling through tiny speaker silicon board another spider kills

I'm A Dumbass
So my machete needs to be sharpened because I need to use it tomorrow (to go hiking someplace without trails.) I couldn't find my sharpening stone or any oil so I decided that a pizza stone and olive oil would work just the same... it didn't. Now not only is it not sharp it smells like a salad... Does anyone know how to clean olive oil off a machete? Water and soap is out because that will make it rust.

Fuck The Luv
why do you ignorant motherfuckers put up dumb ass shit like this(show me luv or leave me luv)first off its L-O-V-E YOU TURD.im fucking annoyed as all shit with these silly fuck dumb shit idiot son of a fucken bitch phrases...if you know me...DOWN RATE ME...GIVE ME ONES!!!!I WILL FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR IT. SHOW ME SOME HATE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever Happened To Being "just Crazy"?!!
Here in Indianapolis, there was a double murder/suicide early this morning, which is a tragedy all in itself. And from the descriptions of friends, family, and people closely related to the victims, the perpetrator was having some serious mental and emotional problems. But he just had a history of mental and emotional problems, and today, he just happened to do the ultimate. But what got me, is all the so-called psychologists brought in to the news program, to explain or find a reason why he did what he did. Like "He's Crazy!!!", just isn't a good enough reason. It always has to be something in his childhood, or something to do with medication, or whatever. That just irks me. What has happened to this country? Do we ALWAYS have to be reassured at every fuckin' turn? The fact that there are evil and crazy fuckers in the world is just a fact! Not some "phenomenon" that needs to be defined or explained away. The fucked up thing is, a lot of us know the crazy fuckers in our neighborh

Heaven
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large Cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the

100%hondureña Y Beliceña
hola, my name is natasha.i'm 19yrs old and i have a awesome boyfriend.so i am here to make some new hot friends and it doesn't matter who u are but if u want to be my friend it's cool with me because thats what i want

Cum Love Me Long Time!
Happy Tied Up Tuesday!!! If You Manage To Get Loose I Need Your Help!!!! I Joined A Contest The First To 30k Comments Gets 2Million Fubucks And A Pack Of 25 Bling.... So Please Come Rate And Comment The Hell Out Of My Pic!!!

The Keys
Well this weekend Me an One of my best friends cristy are heading down to summerland key part of the keys to suprise our best friends that are now married ben an beth. Its gunna be a blast its my first time to the keys but when me,beth,ben an cristy are togther its epic an im in rare for im able to be my wild an crazy self that not meny people get to see cuz there my best friends. ill make sure to get lots of pictures of action. Im so excited

You're It
Instructions… Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You’re it” on their profile and asking them to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a true romantic at heart, would love to be courted. 2. I have two big phobias, guns and snakes. 3. I love playing with a mans nipples. 4. Banana pudding is my favorite all time dessert. 5. I slept with my husband on our first date. 6. I was a majorette in high school. 7. Favorite alcoholic beverage is a Margarita 8. I had a crush on Donny Osmond when I was a teen. 9. I love cuddling and talking while cooling off from sweaty sex. 10. I have always wanted to go to Italy I choose the following 5 people to put in the spotlight (sorry if you’ve already been tagged)

My Auction
> > > I've decided to have my first auction. I am now taking entries.. Auction will open on July 29th at 8pm fubar time and end on Aug 5th at 8pm fubar time. If You need me to make an Auction tag for you Please contact me.... Entery fee is 30K There will also be a prize for the person with the most rates! A small bling pack! AND the first one to sticky this the entry for them is free :) Please contact me to enter and any questions you may have broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~@ fubar

Hello Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi everyone, just wanted to invite to check me out. Don't let the photo scare you. I'm harmless, I promise. I am just trying to find a place where I might be able to have some fun. and this looks like a good place to start. I just joined last night. And I am trying to figure out all of the functions available. I might need help with some of them though. I uploaded one picture, but haven't been able to upload any more. I have already heard from several people. That's great!. I have been noticed. I don't want to scare anyone off. lol I am a gentle soul. Just don't get me mad. LOL I like to watch people having fun. The simple things in life mean alot to me. Without them you might not know which way to go. After that anything is possible. Life is short, have fun,and make it safe.

Thank You All So Much!! Hugsss
A huge thank you to all of my friends, all of your friends, the Shadow Levelers, etc. on making me Disciple tonight. I am so very sorry I wasn't here when it happened. I didn't think it would happen today! I didn't expect this to come so soon, but a couple of people were very determined to get me leveled, (Y'all know who ya are!) and I doubted it would happen any time soon. Thank you all so much, it means a lot to me. Please, if I miss thanking anyone, please, please let me know. I would feel terrible if I didn't return the love back to you. Again, thank you all so much. Lots of love and huge hugs to you all! You all RAWK! Lots of love. LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~' on '2008-07-22 19:40:20')

Dolly 7-22-2008 7pm Cmt
Thank you for all your prayers and concern. NOAA has put Dolly to a Cat 1 hurricane with a max sustained winds of 75 MPH. She has picked up power and slowed her progress. Approximate track appears to be heading directly towards Brownsville area, please keep those people in your prayer. As with any hurricane it can change any minute. Example is Rita which appeared that it was going to hit us dead on then veered and hit east Texas and Louisiana, so anything is still possible while she is still that far out. Will update her here as I can before bed.

Pimpin' Out
I am owned by this man for June, extended through July by me because of the way my life has been LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar And check out this bitch! ~♥ColdHeartedBitch♥~Spanker Member~Fu-owned by Lauria~@ fubar I am her owner and I gotta tell you, she rawks!! So go check em out! Spank em hard! Tell them I sent ya! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar

Estelle Getty, 84, 'golden Girls' Actress
Estelle Getty, 84, 'Golden Girls' actress The Associated Press Tuesday, July 22, 2008 LOS ANGELES: Estelle Getty, the diminutive actress who spent 40 years struggling for success before landing the role of her lifetime in 1985 as the sarcastic octogenarian Sophia on the television show "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 84. Getty, who suffered from advanced dementia, died at about 5:30 a.m. Tuesday at her Hollywood home, said her son, Carl Gettleman of Santa Monica, California. "Estelle always wanted to be an actress, and she achieved that goal beyond her dreams," the former "Golden Girls" co-star Rue McClanahan said Tuesday. "Don't feel sad about her passing. She will always be with us in her crowning achievement: Sophia. " "The Golden Girls," featuring four female retirees sharing a house in Miami, grew out of the fact Brandon Tartikoff, then NBC programming chief, believed that television was ignoring its older viewers. Three of the stars in the

Ty For Leveling Me
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID TO MISS SOMEONE, OR MAY TAKE ME ALL DAY TO GET EVERYONE! EVEN THEN, CHANCES ARE I WOULD MISS ONE. SO I'M SENDING ONE MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU THROUGH THIS BLOG. WHEN I STARTED OUT TODAY I THOUGHT WOW WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD LEVEL. BUT I KNEW NO WAY I HAD WAYYYYYYYY TO MUCH TO EVER ACCOMPLISH THIS. YOU ALL HAVE SHOWED ME THAT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IF PEOPLE SET THEIR MINDS TO IT. MY LITTLE GUARDIAN TODAY SHOWED ME SHE WAS DETERMIND NO MATTER WHAT. FOR THIS I WILL FOREVER BE IN DEBT TO YOU ALL. THIS ALL COULDN'T HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT ORGANIZATION, FRIENDS, AND ALOTTTTTTA LOVE. MY DAY STARTED OUT TO BE THE CRAPIEST EVER. I GOT CALLED INTO WORK, MY SON IS AT ARMY BASIC TRAINING, MY KID WAS AT WORK ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS MY DOGS LOL. SO WASN'T SO BAD GOING IN. THEN I SAW SOMEONE POP ON MY PAGE AND I THOUGHT OMG IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! SURE ENOUGH THE RATES STARTED OUT AS 1 PERSON, THEN LITTLE WHILE LATER ANOTHER THEN WHAMMM

No One Said Life Was This Hard...
I just talked to my dad last night. Things are getting bad with him. I wish there was more I could do to help him. I mean, don't get me wrong I love my job, but I would like to have some sort of career. Something that pays a lil more so that I can help out the people I love when they need it the most. I'd love to go back to school, but what to go for? Any suggestions??? It hurts me so bad thinking that I've screwed my life up to the point I can't even help my dad out. And it doesn't help that I love about 2 hours away from him. I mean I can't even go and help him around the house. What's a girl to do??? Well if you have suggestions, let me know, because I'm completely lost. I have no where to start. The one thing that I know I'm good at there aren't any jobs here in the states. HELP!!!!!! Ciao!

I Have A Purple Starfish On My Face
Hey all, Just wanted you to know my #1 Hit Single "Purple Starfish" has made its long awaited debut on iTunes, Amazon, and other music websites. Check it out and please support me! I love to share the gift of Purple Starfish with everyone I meet. Steve

Vein Boys You Are So Silly
i know a lot of vein people and i think its so fucking silly.im not saying that looking good or trying to look good is bad . but sometimes its just too much.the reason for this post is a conversation i had with my friend jacob. hes been sending me pictures every so often to let him know how hes doing working out and shit. the real reason is because he likes me and is still trying to get into my pants for 2 years.i just delete them because he sends the same pose and all this crap and he just doesn't get it. ive told him flat out id never date him or anything because i won't. then he got pissed cause i told him vanity is a turn off and then he said i was just being mean. but hes the one who asked in the first place.so heres you answer i dont even want to hang out with the you just as friends because frankly you and your vanity just annoy me. now how fucking nice do you think im going to be ? your the one that kept sending me pictures when i asked you to stop and your the one that kep

"a-ok"
You Are an "A-OK" Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Whatever will be, will be." Your greatest wish is to live each day a little better than the next. You are naturally calm and stable. Some people would call you a rock. You feel one with the world. You are a spiritual person, though no one who knows you would guess it. What Hand Gesture Are You?

Liar
You Can Definitely Spot a Liar Maybe you have good instincts. Or maybe you just have a lot of experience with liars. Either way, it's pretty hard for someone to pull a fast one on you. You're like a human lie detector. Can You Spot a Liar?

Moving Pics
l see ppl with pics that move lm not meaning morphs or pics where multi pics are put together...l mean regular pics that move that can be uploaded and dont need to be sent has a vid an via url...ld like to be able to upload some moving pics please if possible can someone let me know how and give me info on how? k thnx

You And The Stars
i dream about you every night,to be with you,to be in your arms and looking up into the sky ,to feel your loving arms around me,feel you feel the passion, feel what our love is all about and when you are not with me i can look at the stars and remember the romantic moment, you and me and the stars forever and ever .. and ever ..

Viper Is Looking For You !!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE We are a " ALL REQUEST" lounge! Come hang out at The Viper Room!! We are looking for dependable DJ's, and all Staff!! Come where the drinks are always cold, The woman are hot & venomous! But watch out!!! One bite could be fatal!!!! So what are you waiting for? Get your asses in here and party with us!!!

Dylan's Surprise
Dylan's surprise Well between traveling since the last week of June, until this past Saturday I have been spending most of my spare time preparing a surprise for my son's 6th birthday party. I only get to see my little man and his sister every other weekend, and I always want them both to know that they are loved and thought of always (cannot wait for the day they are old enough to choose to live with me, and neither can they) Lizzie makes an awesome smilf. And the kid's love her too, so when she stole my dude to go out and pick up some balloons, I set everything up out on our picnic table and then hid it under a blanket. Cassie, at first was upset yet excited because she knew her brother had no idea as she herself found out only Saturday morning. Neither of them had noticed over the past two visits, that a certain collection of Dylan's toys were absent. Some would assume I live vicariously through my son, via buying him collectible action hero figures, and from th

Blog,poems,about Love And Things
what is love ? is a wounderfull thing,like a flower that is growing and growing, love is like a sweet feeling,love is ? thats the question,love can be between friends,but also to your family, people who are important to you, like im saying ,take care of your true dearest friends,the ones who are always there for you,when its sunny,and when its rainging outside, always take care of them and show them your love,true love .. what is love for you ?? so im saying what is love ???? i write more later .....

Remember
When you're feeling down and blue, And you don't think you'll get through, Remember, "I love you." When life gets rough, Making things tough, Remember, " I love you." When things don't look true, And all is getting you down, Remember, " I love you." When you lose hope, Don't give up just, Remember, " I love you." When you look to the skies, And ask for help, Remember, " I love you." When you open your heart, To love you will, Remember, " I love you."

What Is A True Friend/
What Is A True Friend?? Is it someone who will always be there Or someone who will never be around? Is it someone who will lend a shoulder to cry on Or someone who will walk away without a care? Is it somone who will listen with sympathy Or is it someone who will judge you? Is it someone who will hold you close when you get scared Or is it someone who will push you away? Is it somone who will be like you Or someone who is like a ghost and not there? You are my True Friend. This poem was writtin for a very dear friend, whom I just met. Your friendship means the world to me

The Coping Diet
THE COPING DIET Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Snack The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Dinner 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars Late Night Snack 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That is why I had to pass it on; I didn't want to risk it.

Sleeping Still Sucks/life And People
so sleeping still sucks.i don't know what to do to make it better. ive talked to people both professional and not and neither really helped.i wish i knew how to fix it though because constantly reliving everything is not fucking kool.ive taken pills and poked some smot but i don't want to have to that forever and if i did id still be on migraine meds and painkillers.its not a good way to live and i wouldn't trust myself around that many pills.im going to look into hypnosis i guess because i cant deal with this stuff in a good or "normal" way.ive been going to clubs more frequently though and thats helped a little. maybe ill just have to run myself ragged in the hopes that it will make me sleep so hard i wont dream.ive cut a lot of people out of my life too and thats also helped a little bit, but i feel bad because thats not how i want to be. i care about people way more than i should though. so sometimes its just better for me to be alone. that sounds so fucking awful.its not that i

Fair Grounds
So we went to the fair today, in Caro, and we got there around 4 pm and I rode one ride, my cousin Josh rode two rides, Jess rode one ride and the three year old, Mikayla, rode 2 rides before it started to down poor. well we hurried and ran inside the big building-pavilion, to avoid getting wet, and it worked really well until Mikayla decided that she had to pee so the four of us had to go across the entire damn fairgrounds to get to the bathroom. We were DRENCHED. i had to ring my shirt out, that's how bad it was. so we decided to leave because the kid was getting cold and so that kinda ruined my entire day :(

Divide
Go! I want to tear a big hole in what is to be, To end all this infatuation with unity, I'm checking my salvation alone again, I never needed to be one of you anyway Don't wanna be another player losing in this game I'm trying to impress upon you We're not the same My own individuality is so unique, I'm one impressive motherfucker Now, wouldn't you say (Break apart and) Divide Divide Divide Divide You might say that I'm the last man standing now, Though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd, I hear the sirens but they're never gonna take me I am a little more provocative then you might be, It's your shock and then your horror on which I feed So can you tell me what exactly does freedom mean, If I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be Don't wanna be another player losing in this game I'm trying to impress upon you We're not the same My psychotic mentality is so unique I'm one aggressive

Jungle Superstars
This blog is a work in progress about the cause and effects of people who live in certain parts of Los Angeles deemed ghetto and untamed. about how i am tired of people so quick to blame others for their misfortunes, those so easy to let their children do as they please... then being a parent, thinking the world owes them blood and glory, and this mind you is not the thoughts of everyone..just the ones who are racists,shallow and yes very very narcissistic. life is cruel and has been for centuries.. open your blind eyes, wake from your sympathetic,cumbersome world.... this is a work in progress

Me
I feel shitty today, Im depressed and dont have any motivation at all! I have been sitting at home for days not doing anything but staring at a computer. I dont have many friends anymore because I cut myself off from people that just used me and got me into trouble. So the friends that I still have are too busy with their lives to talk to me or even just see how Im doing. I havent worked in 3 months... I have always worked! I cant stand it. I moved to a shitty town where no one can find work. Im just tired of not having a life. Im tired of feeling like a bum, tired of not having any motivation, tired of stupid people, Im just tired of me and my life right now. I get like this every so often and I hate it, its really hard to get myself going again. I just feel like sleeping. I want to do something with my life but it seems like whenever I try to do that something gets in the way and stops me.... whatever fuck it!

Possibly...let Us Pray
I got a interview this thursday at the video store thats in the city..well outside the city..I'm seriously hoping that this comes through. I am so tired of living off of scraps and unemployment money. It'll be a job and everything else and put more food on the table which will be freaking awesome. So, my fellow fubarian friends who I ♥ dearly. Pray, to God, Jesus, Baby Jesus, Allah, Buddah, George Washington, Ra, Whatever!...just put me in there in hopes I get this job. :D *does the happy fat man shout dance*

Please Help This Lovely
~~Bad Girl~~ Proudly Owned by Master Riggs, R/L wife to Bad Boy! Owner of SDSU_Aztec Let's help this wonderful woman make her goal of becoming a Henchman. Her VIP expires in 2 days and she'd love to level up before then. She's below 400K and I think, with all of our help, she can do it. Rate/Fan/Add her please. Rate to your hearts content. Let's rock this hottie..

Compassion With A Passion
Maybe this is not much of blog but rather more of a statement.. Compassion is a great strength not a great weakness and the ones that are to be felt sorry for are those without it.. Compassion is as big apart of the measurements of what makes a decent human being a decent human being as much as passion alone is. Heart is Passion and Compassion combined at its best and those without Heart are nothing in the Ultimate scope of life.. Reason for this blog/statement is simply because you see a total lack of any of what i have written above more and more and everywhere.. Guess i am venting lol...

I Can't Wait
OMFG!!!!! I haven't seen Lonnie since Sunday. I can't wait until I can see him again. I miss him so much. I love him so much. I can't stand being away from him. I don't know why I can't, but I just can't help myself. When I leave him or he leaves me it's like a piece of me is missing, and the only way that I feel whole again is when I am around him. Its funny. I don't have to have him next to me to feel better. All we have to be is in the same building and I feel whole again. He could be in one room doing his own thing and me in another doing my thing and still feel fine. But, the moment that we are away from eachother its like a piece is gone. I can't sleep eat or breath when he is not around. Does this mean that I am in love? Could this really be love? I hope so, but if it is not love then I hope this never ends. I don't ever want this feeling to end. I have never felt this feeling before. I thought many times that I had, and rushed into relationships and f

The Time Has Come
the time has come for all you little fucks that like to leech off me to get burned the fuck off of me i will be going thru my list's over the course of a week and each person will be looked at and if i do not want you on my list anymore i am getting rid of you to bad so sad for you guys if you do not like just read the pic below

A Fool For Love
I've been a fool for love, bent over backwards for love. What did I find? I was blind for love, almost lost my mind for love and what did I see? Only a need to be free from love and somehow to flee from love and all it's done to me. I've been a fool for love. I've cried for love. All I've ever tried was for love and what did I find? I was so weak for love, so blind for love. one too many times been stupid for love and what did I see? Still a deep need to be loved.

Walking To Further Aids Research And Care
This past Sunday, I participated in the San Francisco AIDS Walk. :) It was the fourth time I have walked and it always feels good. Although, this was the first time I walked alone, I found that I didn't need a pacer. I walk for my father and everyone else in my life that has passed due to AIDS. There is one thing that I will NOT due next time. lol I stupidly said I would work for someone afterward. I went to work and about 8pm, my body said that was enough and didn't want to move anymore. But I kept going and work another 2 1/2 hours. YUKKKKKK!

Oral
I'm going to been kind of bold with this one so start calling me a slut lol. Why does alot of guys wanted oral before sex? Same with girls? Is it just foreplay and if u do it really good they cum lol. I'm goin to be very bold I like giving and recieve oral but come on some people just need to hold back so both of them can cum together that a rare thing lol.

I Hate My Job Day
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand.. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' -----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hot Chicks With Douchebags
yes you read that right. one of the greatest websites ever created besides all the porn sites. seriously go check it out....you will laugh until you cry and pee your pants. learn such wonderful terms as scrotechoad....hahahaha. www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (also order the book while you're there and prepare for even more hilarity) spread the word so we can save this world from the virus known as douchebags...before it's too late. thank you.

Spiderman 4/5
There been some rumors that Tobey not coming back to do Spiderman 4 and 5 It will be hard to see him go but other then that I think Jonathan Tucker from The Black Donnelly and The Ruins should step up for the role. His a cute geek and got a nice tight body. Questions? Who do You think should been the new Spiderman?

Rockfest 2008---this Weekend
ROCK FEST HAS MOVED TO A NEW VENUE Due to problems with the venue, RockFest has moved to Hurricanes Sports Bars Grill located 9234 Highway 87 S. Miltom Fl. (850)-623-6223 All the same sites and sounds. On 8 acres!! Info on Rockfest 2008 On July 25-27th, 2008, artists from the local Florida scene and the southern United States will converge for three days of family fun and music. Friday July 25th will be local Florida band day with the band Black Smithz from Atlanta, Georgia as the headliner on the main stage. Saturday July 26th is "Rock Day" with some of the best rock bands the South has to offer. With names like Falls From Grace from Biloxi, Mississippi and Flirting with First from Georgia, it will also feature national acts such as Stereoside and Uncrowned, along with Joan Red and One Less Reason. These artists will be performing their best music for the fans at Rock Fest! Rock Fest is proud to bring back to Florida the Platinum recording arti

Last One For The Day I Swear!
Fuel Efficiency at Ford A 1912 Ford Model T got 17 miles to the gallon. Today, a 2007 Ford Explorer gets 18 miles to the gallon. Cars & trucks have certainley become more complex over the years, but it is interesting that Ford's Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) has dropped from 23 mpg to 21 mpg.

Theres Bikers On The Road Too
THERES BIKERS ON THE ROAD TOO..DRIVE CAREFULLY!!! I saw you; hug your wallet closer to you in the grocery store line. You didn't see me put an extra £10.00 in the charity box last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. You didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. You didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the NABD. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by You didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. You didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. You didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Kids in Need. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. You didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Real Life Poem
Some days I'm full of happiness, others I'm so down I know not what to do. I know Not what to do about the situation that haunts me most. I'm haunted because I'm afraid of the truth that I wish to know. The truth is what I want the most. To me this is all a vicious circle of lies in which has become known to me. I was betrayed, lied to and mislead by the one I continue to call my Love. The Love i refuse to let go because of my emotions. Some emotions tell me to let go, most of them tell me to continue to hold on, because i refuse to give up on a challenge, that has crossed my path. I refuse to back down from any challenge i know i can get through. This is by far the most vicious challenge of my life. My days are long and feel like eternity. Nights even longer without your warmth by my side. It's hard to concentrate on anything. Without you, it's hard to do anything, so i sit and daydream. Daydreams of having you by my side during the day. Dreams at night are of you

Why?
What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? You try everything you can to make everyone think you're not broken when everyone sees that you are.You keep going as though nothing ever happened wearing that fake grin saying how much better off you are without them when deep inside you...you wonder how they are and if they think of you. When did "I'll love you forever" become "I'll love you if?" when did "I'm in love with you" become something that you can just turn off? These days the word LOVE is just tossed around like it has no real meaning it's just something people say to get what they need at that particular moment.I'm not sure that most people understand the impact that one little phrase can have on a person's life it's like a saving grace...a finality on a long life of pain.. a new hope of something and someone to believe in, but what happens to that person when the one they thought would love them through it all...saw them for who th

~*a Love That Died A Long Time Ago*~
~*A Love That Died TimeAgo A love that died a long time ago , hope's and dreams that are once no more, the love I had for you was stone and steal, the power of knowing that it wont heal, I can see you love them with all of your might, you would scream they name when we argue at night, you close the door to call them to, you whisper so low when you call them boo, you smile in my face while lying to my heart, but that's the love of one*s broken heart... by Azul

Gothic Tradition
Gothic Tradition [Excerpt from David R. Saliba, A Psychology of Fear: The Nightmare Formula of Edgar Allan Poe (Lantham, MD: University Press of America, 1980), pp.27-28.] The Gothic tradition...had its origins in 1764 with the publication of Horace Walpole's Castle of Otranto. Though no one has yet offered a concise definition of gothic literature, there are several characteristics that distinguish it from other modes of writing. These characteristics belong to all gothic works: 1. there is a victim who is helpless against his torturer; 2. there is also a victimizer who is associated with evil and whose powers are immense or supernatural; 3. the setting of the gothic story is at some point within impenetrable walls (physical or psychological) to heighten the victim's sense of hopeless isolation--the central gothic image is the cathedral or haunted mansion within which the victim is imprisoned; 4. the atmosphere is pervaded b

You're It!
PlEASE play along and have some fun!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You’re it” on their profile and asking them to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am an only child. 2. My "fetish" is sexy undergarments! 3. I used to work in the world's largest, private DNA paternity testing laboratory. 4. The first thing I notice about a man is his eyes. 5. Favorite color is RED! 6. I own my business and love being my own boss! 7. I love to be gently awakened in the middle of the night to make love. 8. My favorite song of all time is "Nights are Forever Without You" by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 9. I love to shoot pool. 10. The one place in the world I'd love to go someday is London, England because I love

Rip
RIP PAULIE J CARBONE Paulie i still sit here and cry, i still ask myself why..why you..why Dean. I may have not known Dean that well but i knew you and if you two were friends iam sure he was an amazing guy just like you. You always had that special way of making me smile and laugh when i was down..and you calling me just to harass me at times lol i swear baby you called just to go SHADYYYYYYYYYYYYY and then SO...TALK lol cause a few times thats all i would hear from you lol or omg the clubs with ur so..and i use to always yell at u lol telling you to calm ur damn horse down and i will "so...talk" when i want lol and "so.. drink" when i was thristy but then again you always had to be agressive and beat me up lol or call me mrs. big boobs over n over again haha. you always had that something about you that would draw people in..that wonderful personailty that made people never want to leave. Although you did know how to get mad lol and you say i have anger problems well i have to

First Annual Award
BBW ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 21, 2008 Las Vegas, NV - The first annual BBW Achievement Awards were presented by Cher Rue, size acceptance advocate and Vice President of Hollywood Cure For Pain at the 12th Annual BBWnetwork's Vegas Bash Formal Dinner held Saturday night in Las Vegas, NV. Ms. Rue created this award to recognize outstanding support in the plus size community. The first two recipients of this award are JoAnn Bellemore, founder and organizer of the BBW Network's Vegas Bash and Peggy Howell, Public Relations Director for the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) and owner of chunkEbusiness. com, an art gallery and gift shop dedicated to the plus size community. JoAnn Bellemore founded the BBW Network's Vegas Bash in 1996. Their first bash saw 26 people come together to celebrate life at whatever their size. JoAnn and her husband Darwin have continued to work diligently every year to make their event the best possible expe

I Now Have Unlimited Texting
Since I'm out on night-shift guard duty for a couple more weeks, I now have unlimited texting to help pass the time. If you want to text with me late at night (PST), let me know & I'll give ya my phone #.

"trehl Zgheib".... What He's Op To?
LONG AFTER INVITING HIM TO THE UNIVERSITY OUTING... a canoe trip thru five lakes to Hell and back... I was asked to dispatch resumes so that he might get a job in my home state (Illinois) in or around METRO CHICAGO. I did. For me to do that, he relayed his social security number (Canadian or a T.I.N. number issued to him by United States) in trust that I would be TRUE and HONEST. I was. Frighteningly enough, there was someone else listening on the phone line. While he sat in Montreal, Canada at Concordia University waiting for a response from a willing employer/sponsor for his resume applied skills, CONNIE SORRY had somehow tapped into my phone line. Connie was an employee in the city of Harvey, Illinois where I worked as Streets and Sanitation Department Admin Secretary. Connie did not live in my apartment building in glenwood, Illinois and as far as I know, was in harvey seated in her chair in the office of accounts and finance in the City Municipal Building. That was over 10 miles

August Show Dates In Southern Illinois And St Louis
august 7th....st louis airport mariott...showtime is 7 pm....me startingg off the show with comedy followed by 5 comedic magicians august 9th...centralia, il. moose club....dinner can be included with the show, and its great food...dinner starts at 6 show starts at 730 I think....contact me if you are interested and need more details. august 23rd....all original music festival, last call tavern in ashley il.....radio coverage with wrxx...firethrowers...mechanical bull riding....outdoor pavilion....featuring bands SHOT COLD...GREEN LINCOLN...JUSTIN TORRES....THE IDEAL WEAPON.....SACRIFICE THE GODS....food available, rain or shine show...gates open at 10 am....tickets are available through me for 5.00 in advance or 6 dollars at the door....hope some of you will come out to one of these shows and introduce yourself!

Life
quickly here.... life has been crazy.. my 15 year old got really sick and spent time in icu.. diagnosed with diabetes...... my best friend was diagnosed with emphysema, chronic lung disease and there is a possibility of lung cancer.. sorry i have been absent........ love yas

Get Trouble To Disciple
Todays Troubles birthday shes getting really close too Disciple. Shes always rating too show love too her friends. She will help you in anything you need. Shes such a giving person. Let's show her some love shes got lotsa pictures and stash too rate. Love her with some bling. Show her some love and help give her a great birthday present Disciple!!!! ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar

Its Complicated Sometimes
Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like? Yes. How many people have you kissed in 2008? 3 lol Can you fill this out without lying? Indeed. What's the last thing you put in your mouth? Pepsi Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew? Nope. Where was your default picture taken? in my room Can you play guitar hero? nope don't have one Name someone that made you laugh today? Drew was making me laugh How late did you stay up last night and why? bout 4am If you could move somewhere else, would you? Duh. Do you believe ex's can be friends? depends How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper? Anything with the word Diet is gross When was the last time you cried? the other day Where is your biological father right now? on the roof ...no seriously he is lol Where are you at right now? dining room Who was the last

Snow Days.
I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I remember when I was a child and those cold days of winter would wrap my home in an icy grip. I would awaken and huddle under the covers, somehow sensing the change in the air; that tell tale scent, new and fresh, of snow as it fluttered silently toward the ground. I lay there, listening to the radio as the announcer listed the school closings for the day, crossing my fingers, a prayer in my head; a litany. PLEASE, let them list my school. PLEASE. It was a longing for freedom that burned within me. An escape from the monotony of every day life. A chance to break free of my classroom...my prison. And I had those days. Those sweet soothing afternoons covered in glitter when the only line that separated the blinding white of the sky from the crystalline white of the snow was a row of swaying fragrant pine trees watching over me. Snow forts and snowmen and snowball fights. Tinkling giggles exploding through silent reverence as I fe

Just A Little Help
OMG what have I done….In a race for the finish and they are catching up Ok made a crazy bet on who levels first with a friend and I can use all the help I can get I just got stuck wearing a dress over this… please help as much as you can STOP BY AND SHOW ME LOTS OF FU LUVIN PWEEEASE* By xxerigonxx at 2008-07-17 Just click on the link below say HI and have some fun

Skills
this job interview lasted 2 hours and i had to meet with 5 different people, for about a 1/2 hour a piece, except 2 people at once in one of the intervals. one guy said "you seem you be a good fit for our company." and i said "yeah because i have big a wop scrotum."

Excaped Inmate Captured
check it out. hartford courant story today. Escaped Inmate Captured By HILDA MUÑOZ | Courant Staff Writer 7:59 AM EDT, July 22, 2008 CHESHIRE - An inmate at Webster Correctional Institution hopped a fence while on work detail Monday afternoon and met a woman who was waiting on the other side with a car parked nearby, state police said. Robert Shepard's taste of freedom didn't last long. State police, tipped off by a citizen who witnessed the prison break, captured the inmate and arrested his accomplice, Theresia Ohara. Shepard, who was serving a 4-year prison sentence for an assault conviction, was charged with escape from a correctional institution. He was transferred to Northern Correctional in Somers. Ohara, 31, of Stafford Springs, was charged with interfering with police. She is scheduled to appear today in Superior Court in Meriden. State police say Shepard was on work detail across the street from the prison around 12:21 p.m.. The witness saw Shepard

Mmhmm
People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is..... Friendship is love with understanding... Remeber to always have a open heart when it matters most .. for those with a closed heart cannot love and be loved...

Sick With Lust
My forehead starts to sweat and temperature rises, Looking at you, my thoughts aren’t s surprising. The curbs of your hips turn me on, The voluptuousness of your breast thrills me. The pucker of you full lips give me a rise. Wow, I’m hypnotized. I’m so sick I can’t drive. My mind is blown thinking of you just, These symptoms I’m having are me sick with lust. by Sterling P. Carroll

The Gripe Sheet
Remember... It takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers (marked with an S). By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on

In English Class=cps/cep
Thinking I cant sleep because I will slip into a Placebo Anti Depression coma... Met a girl with poofy hair...i wanna touch it... *fondles* ooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am gonna sleep in this class cause it is past my bed time when it is over...10pm..*coma* (btw emilly it is in the computer lab) I feel kinda happy kinda sad kinda angry kinda shameful....Hopefully I will feel better soon..I am me...and I am gonna stay me..cause I AM THE FUCKING BEST ME EVER! And my past will no longer haunt me...I have my friend out of rehab and my other best fried friend who i wanna say saved me from becoming something I am just not and i dont think she even knows it...I love them no matter how much they cant trust me anymore...and that says alot. I hope

The Real Red Dragon Lounge All Staff Auction....own Me For 30 Days!!
THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!! JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE!

Please Take A Moment To Read....
TAG....YOU'RE IT!!!! Instructions… Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You’re it” on their profile and asking them to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. 1. My siblings and my cousins were all born in the same hospital....Heights Hospital, Houston, TX 2. I love sleeping in late...LATE but I also like the very early hours of the morning when I'm the only one up. It's my quiet time. 3. My parents met and married in 6 weeks time and this year have been married for 44 yrs. 4. I saw the group Yes (from the 80s) at my 1st and only Rock concert. 5. I taught myself to do the cakes I do. 6. My favourite colours are pink and brown....oh and military green! 7. My favourite kind of food is Indian and Italian and Mexican. 8. I am a NEAT FREAK! And, a

Im Up For Sale
AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE! THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PRIZES 1) OWNERSHIP OF ME FOR THIRTY DAYS 2) F/R/A FOR THIRTY DAYS OF ANY PICS YOU TELL ME ABOUT 3 A GIFT A DAY FOR THIRTY DAYS 4 ROMANTIC DINNER FOR TWO ONCE A WEEK FOR A MONTH ( LADIES ONLY ON THIS ONE) SO BID HIGH BID OFTEN AND HAVE FUN

Contest
ill be giving away $50 gas card or a ishuffel with all the shit speakers ect stay tuned for the contest and rules so go to climaxxxradio.com make a name and join in the chat and look out for the retrun of dj_altoid :) august 7th will be the day of the contest so stay tuned and come visit us www.climaxxxradio.com

Estelle Getty Dead At 84
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She threw back the blankets and rose from the bed. A sheen of perspiration glistened on her skin, pasting her shift to her so that every line and curve was accentuated, and as the cold night air touched her flesh, the heat of it quickly froze. Her lungs seized momentarily and she fought for breath as she reached for her robe. The cold stone floor kissed her naked feet as she hurled herself across the room, past the window through which the pale light of the twin moons shone, past the fire in the hearth that had turned to ashes, through the chamber doorway and onto the stairs that spiraled treacherously downward in a steep descending arc that promised a long and painful fall to one who was not careful where they tread. But she knew the way. These stairs were as familiar to her as her own skin and she maneuvered acrobatically around the slippery worn spots in the stone, skipping steps where that stone had begun to deteriorate and crumble with age and disrepair. Nothing had been

Go Help Boo Boo!
I was wondering if you could help me...I entered a giveaway for a hh and I need 50,000 comments in 8 weeks...rates also count as one comment...if you get a chance could you stop by and drop me a few comments and rate the pic...I would really appreciate it...ttys. Just click the pic below, comment and rate! Please help her out if you get a chance! Much Love~ That Girl That Girl~FU Owned by Raybo316@ fubar

Top Ways To Know You're A Drunk B*stard
Top signs you're a drunken bastard: 1) You frequently urinate outdoors. 2) You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. 3) You fall asleep taking a dump. 4) You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. 5) You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. 6) Find its easier to study drunk 7) You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center 8) Beer ads make sense. 9) You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. 10) You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. 11) The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". 12) You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. 14) You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remem

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I sat in the comfortable rocking chair, occasionally reaching out my hand to push the cradle next to me. I was comfortable and content, dressed only in one of Master’s white shirts. I knew our nanny, Jane would be along soon to take baby Henry off to feed and bathe. I rocked the cradle and thought about the last year, which had been eventful in the extreme. Soon it would be time for me to ready myself for Master’s return. Until then though I was happy to let myself daydream. I wriggled my bare toes and stretched my arms, looking over at Henry. He looked so much like his father it was amazing. I remembered the day we decided to try for a baby as if it were yesterday. We had been out riding with the Countess and she had persuaded Master that it would be best to have a child as soon as possible. Amazingly, she had also persuaded him that it would be a good thing to have a Church blessing on our marriage. I was pleased he had agreed and thought it a splendid idea. We were seated ou

Gigglesnort
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair o

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Come like the dusk Like a rose on the grave of love You were my lust Like a rose on the grave of love I curse the day I first saw you Like a rose that is born to bloom Don't look at me the way you do Like the roses, they fear the gloom Your thorns, they kissed my blood Your passion healed, your expectation kills And who would know better than I do? Pretended you loved me! Indeed, reality seems far When a rose is in love with you Slaves of our hearts, that's what we were We loved and died where roses grew They watched us silently A rose is free, a rose is wild And who would know better than I do? Roses are not made for love

Love Language #5
Language #5: Physical Touch Many mates feel the most loved when they receive physical contact from their partner. For a mate who speaks this love language loudly, physical touch can make or break the relationship. Sexual intercourse makes many mates feel secure and loved in a marriage. However, it is only one dialect of physical touch. Many parts of the body are extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is important to discover how your partner not only physically responds but also psychologically responds to these touches. It is important to learn how your mate speaks the physical touch language. Some touches are irritating and uncomfortable for your mate. Take the time to learn the touches your mate likes. They can be big acts, such as back massages or lovemaking, or little acts such as touches on the cheek or a hand on the shoulder. It’s important to learn how your mate responds to touch. That is how you will make the most of this love language. All marriages will experience

Love Language #4
Language #4: Acts of Service Sometimes simple chores around the house can be an undeniable expression of love. Even simple things like laundry and taking out the trash require some form of planning, time, effort, and energy. Just as Jesus demonstrated when he washed the feet of his disciples, doing humble chores can be a very powerful expression of love and devotion to your mate. Very often, both pairs in a couple will speak to the Acts of Service Language. However, it is very important to understand what acts of service your mate most appreciates. Even though couples are helping each other around the house, couples will still fight because the are unknowingly communicating with each other in two different dialects. For example, a wife may spend her day washing the cars and walking the dog, but if her husband feels that laundry and dishes are a superior necessity, he may feel unloved, despite the fact that his wife did many other chores throughout the day. It is important to learn

Love Language #3
Language #3: Receiving Gifts Some mates respond well to visual symbols of love. If you speak this love language, you are more likely to treasure any gift as an expression of love and devotion. People who speak this love language often feel that a lack of gifts represents a lack of love from their mate. Luckily, this love language is one of the easiest to learn. If you want to become an effective gift giver, many mates will have to learn to change their attitude about money. If you are naturally a spender, you will have no trouble buying gifts for your mate. However, a person who is used to investing and saving their money may have a tough time adjusting to the concept of spending money as an expression of love. These people must understand that you are investing the money not in gifts, but in deepening your relationship with your mate. The gift of self is an important symbol of love. Sometimes all your mate desires is for someone to be there for them, going through the same tria

Love Language #2
Language #2: Quality Time Quality time is more than mere proximity. It’s about focusing all your energy on your mate. A husband watching sports while talking to his wife is NOT quality time. Unless all of your attention is focused on your mate, even an intimate dinner for two can come and go without a minute of quality time being shared. Quality conversation is very important in a healthy relationship. It involves sharing experiences, thoughts, feelings and desires in a friendly, uninterrupted context. A good mate will not only listen, but offer advice and respond to assure their mate they are truly listening. Many mates don’t expect you to solve their problems. They need a sympathetic listener. An important aspect of quality conversation is self-revelation. In order for you to communicate with your mate, you must also be in tune with your inner emotions. It is only when you understand your emotions and inner feelings will you then be able to share quality conversation, and qual

Love Language #1
To learn more about these Love Languages, take a good look at Gary Chapman’s best-selling book, The Five Love Languages @ http://www.fivelovelanguages.com/books_married.html Language #1: Words of Affirmation Mark Twain once said “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Verbal appreciation speaks powerfully to persons whose primary Love Language is “Words of Affirmation.” Simple statements, such as, “You look great in that suit,” or “You must be the best baker in the world! I love your oatmeal cookies,” are sometimes all a person needs to hear to feel loved. Aside from verbal compliments, another way to communicate through “Words of Affirmation” is to offer encouragement. Here are some examples: reinforcing a difficult decision; calling attention to progress made on a current project; acknowledging a person’s unique perspective on an important topic. If a loved one listens for “Words of Affirmation,” offering encouragement will help him or her to overcome insecuritie

Imcrazybitch Auction
Bid on me.....Imcrazybitch click on this pic to take you there this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by DustMePink Tell her Micki sent ya ~! ;)

Come Join The Auction
Auction Tonight We are throwing one in The twisted sisters loungeBut this is your last chance to get in before tonight We are looking for more people to get in the auction So let me know click on the Twisted sister picture and let me know in the lounge or shout box me click on my pic to take you there Before tonight please *Favorite mistake*Co-owner@twisted sisters~Greeter @ everclear alley*fb engaged 2 lost soul*

The Bridge
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE THAT CAME TO VISIT THE BRIDGE.IT ENTRAPS SOULS,BECOME A LEGAND,AND BRING COUPLES TO NEW HEIGHTS OF EXCITEMENT.ITS' BEAUTY ENTICES THE YOUNG AND OLD.ALONG THE ARKANSAS RIVER,THE CYPHERUS TREES ADDED TO ITS MAGINIFICIENTS.lOVERS PLACE THEIR NAME AMONG THE BARKS,AND MANY WHO CAME HERE BECAME ITS' FONDNESS MEMORY,AND LIFE IS GOOD. THEY DROVE UP,IN HIS RED TRUCK.PARKED IT, IN THE MIDDLE.CLIMB OUT HIS SIDE,RAN OVER TO HER SIDE,AND OPEN THE DOOR.STARTED TO KISS HER FURIOUSLY,AS HE SLID HIS HAND UP HER TIGER-SKIN SKIRT.FEELING HER LACEY PANTIES.HER MOISTURE,BREATHED A WANT YOU.NEED YOU,DESIRE YOU. HE SLID THEM OFF.THERE WAS NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE COMING UP ON THEM,EVERYONE WAS IN CHURCH. HIPS UP,WIGGLE SLIDE PANTIES REVEALING HER HAIRLINE.DOWN SOME UNCOVERING HER WET DESIRE.ONE LEG,THEN THE OTHER.FULLY EXPOSED TO HIS WANTS,NEEDS.KISSING HEAVY,WET,LONGING.TONGUE IN TONGUE OUT.BITE AT HER,AS SHE BIT BACK.MOVING CLOSER TO HIM,FEELING HIS HARD BODY PRESSING AGA

2 Days Left Fixed......lol
IT’S A MILITARY AUCTION. EVERY ONE IN THIS AUCTION IS MILITARY OR PRIOR MILITARY. SO COME BY AND PLACE YOUR BID ON THE MILITARY PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE. THE AUCTIONHAS STARTED AND ENDS AT 10 am CETRAL TIME ON THE 30TH OF JULY. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND PLACE YOUR BID, WHILE YOU ARE THERE MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE HOSTESS SOME LOVE. JUST CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICTURES BELOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BID ON. SHE IS STILL TAKING ENTRIES FOR 5K FUBUCKS PER ENTRY. FROM THE ARMY WE HAVE FROM THE MARINES FROM THE NAVY DON’T FORGET TO ADD, FAN, RATE AND SHOW THE HOSTESS LOTS OF LOVE. HELP HER SHOW GREAT SUPPORT FOR OUR MILITARY PAST AND PRESENT. Morticia Supports the Military~Fu-owned by Tappinit~Fu owner of Ladysman@ fubar

I'm Sure Most Have Seen This
Just Wanted To Let Everyone Know Somethings Change.Yes The Sarge Is Single Again..It Was A Mutual Decision...So Here Is What Morticia Has To Say About It.. After much thought here on my side I have decided to be fair to Sarge and let him go. :( I DO still love him. I always will. But I just talk to LOTS of people and it's hard to remain committed. He seems ok when we talked about it. FOR now! I'm staying in the bad girls. I'll see if I'm able to handle it though. Thanks for listening! Morticia (repost of original by 'MORTICIA~Sarge's Bad Girl~Stiletto Girl~Venom's Vixen' on '2008-07-22 13:18:47')

2 Days Left
IT’S A MILITARY AUCTION. EVERY ONE IN THIS AUCTION IS MILITARY OR PRIOR MILITARY. SO COME BY AND PLACE YOUR BID ON THE MILITARY PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE. THE AUCTIONHAS STARTED AND ENDS AT 10 am CETRAL TIME ON THE 30TH OF JULY. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND PLACE YOUR BID, WHILE YOU ARE THERE MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE HOSTESS SOME LOVE. JUST CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICTURES BELOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BID ON. SHE IS STILL TAKING ENTRIES FOR 5K FUBUCKS PER ENTRY. FROM THE ARMY WE HAVE FROM THE MARINES FROM THE NAVY DON’T FORGET TO ADD, FAN, RATE AND SHOW THE HOSTESS LOTS OF LOVE. HELP HER SHOW GREAT SUPPORT FOR OUR MILITARY PAST AND PRESENT. Morticia Supports the Military~Fu-owned by Tappinit~Fu owner of Ladysman@ fubar

Yup
The Empire has passed a new law,I am President Kirshner,my nation is looking to spread the new world democracy onto fubar. MySpace is no longer able to contain this great legion of nations` content.... New Era,New Government & a New Life Period Hell On Earth,Reborn and ready to influence the rest of the world.... ~President Kirshner~

True Love
I knew this woman so warm and true, a love so pure it's all I knew. I knew this woman who's hearts we shared, I knew this woman I loved and cared. I knew this woman who was my life, I loved so deep to make my wife. I knew this woman our souls did dance, the love we made was pure romance. I knew this woman I loved so deep, even know the tears still creep. I knew this woman it seemed so long, we danced together in a lovers song. I knew this woman who looked so sweet, I felt her love as our eyes did meet. I knew this woman I guess I was her toy, she left me a broken hearted little boy.

How To Poo At Work...oh C'mon You Know It Happens!
***DISCLAIMER*** If poo humor disgusts you, move right on along. But if you have raised boys like I have, Shit (pun intended) like this is hilarious!! HOW TO POOP AT WORK ~As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a survival guide for taking a dump at the office. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out w

Target For 7/22/08
I wasn't going to have the family go into this contest, but since Faith stood by this family as faithfully as she has since entering our family, I need ALL GRD's in this contest. She needs 5000 comments. SO GIT R DONE! Thank you for all you hard efforts! Aimee

The Death Of Free Internet Is Imminent
Death of Free Internet is Imminent Canada Will Become Test Case By Kevin Parkinson 21/07/08 "Global Research" -- - In the last 15 years or so, as a society we have had access to more information than ever before in modern history because of the Internet. There are approximately 1 billion Internet users in the world B and any one of these users can theoretically communicate in real time with any other on the planet. The Internet has been the greatest technological achievement of the 20th century by far, and has been recognized as such by the global community. The free transfer of information, uncensored, unlimited and untainted, still seems to be a dream when you think about it. Whatever field that is mentioned- education, commerce, government, news, entertainment, politics and countless other areas- have been radically affected by the introduction of the Internet. And mostly, it's good news, except when poor judgements are made and people are taken advantage of. Scrutiny

This Is For You And Your Know Who You Are
IF I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE HER,, WOULD YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND ITS MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU KNOW, BUT AS SIMPLE AS HOLDING HER HAND IT IS SOMETHING THAT GROWS WITHIN ME, GROWING STRONGER DAY BY DAY AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I CANT TAKE IT, BECAUSE I LIVE SO FAR AWAY A LOVE THAT SEEMS TO CAPTIVATE ME, IT TAKES ME PRISONER FOR SURE I WONDER IF ITS JUST AS STRONG, DEEP INSIDE OF HER ARE OUR HEARTS ENWTINED TOGETHER, DO THEY ACHE AT THE SAME TIME WHEN FOR HOURS THERE IS NO CONTACT, IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A CRIME ITS SOMETIMES SO DEMANDING, YET SOMETIMES NOT AT ALL IT CAN OFTEN MAKE ME CRAZY, BUT IT LIFTS ME WHEN I FALL THERE'S SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE ME, THAT TELLS ME SHE'S THE ONE I CANT WAIT TO BE WITH HER, LAUGHING , HAVING FUN IF LOVE IS MEANT TO LAST FOREVER, I PRAY IN THIS CASE ITS TRUE THERE IS NOTHING I WANT MORE, THAN TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU I KNOW IM NOT PERFECT , AND AT TIMES HARD TO UNDERSTAND BUT I KNOW WE CAN DO THIS, JUST LOOK AT THE PALM OF YOUR HAND PU

You're It
Instructions… Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You’re it” on their profile and asking them to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a British subject (not citizen) and a legally registered alien in the USA. 2. I love dogs and own two beautiful German Shepherds 3. My father lives in Cyprus and I visit him there every year 4. I once won (a part share) of the British national lottery 5. I lost my first tooth at the age of 45 in December 2007 6. My favourite colour is blue 7. My favourite kind of food is Indian and Italian 8. I share a compulsive behaviour disorder with my father 9. I always sleep naked no matter what the season is 10. My favourite time to make love is in the morning as (we) wake in a warm bed I choose the following 5 people t

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The Start Of This Blog
I went to my neurologist to talk about my migraines and the newest medicine he ad me on a couple of weeks back. During the appointment, I mentioned that I am tired all the time. He decided to send me for a sleep study to see if I have sleep apnea. On the 10th, I went to the local sleep center. They hooked me up to all sorts of wires and the like. After a few hours of not being able to sleep (normal for me), they gave me a sleeping pill. When I woke up, the technician monitoring me said they'd send the info to the doctor. She also said to her that it looked like I had moderate to severe sleep apnea. They scheduled me for another appointment for the 27th to find what kind of programming I'll need for a CPAP (a machine that blows air into you to make your body breathe). Well, a few days ago, my doctor's nurse called me up to go over the sleep study. She said that during the night, I had an average of 11 apneas each hour, which is moderate apnea. She then said in the hour

Add Requests This Week!
HERE'S THE DEAL GUYS.. SIMPLE: 4 ONE WEEK ONLY I'M ONLY ACEPPTING AD REQUESTS IF YOU CAN DO ME 1 SMALL FAVOR.. GO 2 MY PRPFILE & LOOK 4 THE LAST PERSONS LINK IADDED THIS MORNING.. RATE THE PICTURE 4 HIM..& COMMENT B4 YOU SEND ME A FRIENDS REQUEST.. IT'S NOT SO MUCH 2 ASK..IT TAKES 5 MINUTES!! WE ALL NEED HELP FROM TIME 2 TIME ON HERE.. IF WE ALL STICK 2GETHER & HELP EACH OT OUT THINGS CAN WORK OUT VERY NICELY.. REMEMBER YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEONES HELP 2! THANKS 4 TAKING THE TIME 2 READ THIS.& HAVE A GREAT WEEK!.MADDY

Hoakie Girl
What can i say about my new owner? She is truly one of the sweetest, most wonderful people i have EVER met! She is just so friendly to everyone, and will help as many people as she can (including me, for some reason...... lol) So....... If you want a really good friend, go to my friends and F/A/R Hoakie Girl, i really don't think you will regret it!!!!!

7th Heaven By James Patterson
7th Heaven by James Patterson Plot Summary: At the start of the gripping seventh Women's Murder Club thriller from bestseller Patterson and Paetro (after 2007's The 6th Target), San Francisco is still haunted by the disappearance of Michael Campion, the much-adored teenage son of a former California governor, three months earlier. Following up on a tip that Michael was last seen entering a prostitute's house, homicide inspector Lindsay Boxer and her new partner, Rich Conklin, are shocked when the hooker immediately confesses that Michael, who had a heart defect, died during sex and she disposed of his body. Lindsay's ADA pal, Yuki Castellano, is sure she has a slam-dunk case, but the trial soon takes a bizarre turn. Lindsay and Rich also scramble to track down a serial arsonist responsible for murdering a string of wealthy couples. Lindsay races to put the pieces together before the fires hit too close to home. In true Patterson style, the reader is privy to Lindsay's thoughts as we

I'm In A Auction Bid Away Plz.
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsMicki THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!! JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE!

Gil's All Night Fright Diner By A. Lee Martinez
Gil's All Night Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez Plot Summary: Adult/High School–Two friends–Earl (as in the Earl of Vampires) and Duke (as in the Duke of Werewolves)–are driving along one evening when their truck runs out of gas. They wind up at an all-night diner in Rockwood, a small desert town that has a bit of a zombie problem. They help Loretta, the diner's owner/cook, fend off the zombies that are drawn to her eatery. Impressed, she asks the two to stay on and help her take care of some other supernatural problems in the town and to learn who is raising the ghouls. Duke and Earl discover that Tammy (also known as Mistress Lilith, Queen of the Night) and her loyal but dumb boyfriend are plotting to end the world in order to resurrect the old gods. Similar in style and humor to the work of Douglas Adams and Joe R. Lansdale, and Shaun of the Dead, this comic horror-fantasy is packed with warped humor and action. The characters are likable, three-dimensional, and quirky. The story

Pimpout From Booboo
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Second Glance By Jodi Picoult
Second Glance by Jodi Picoult Plot Summary: It is August in Comtosook, Vt., yet suddenly the temperature fluctuates wildly, rose petals mysteriously fall like snow, patches of land are completely frozen and roiling garter snakes cover the ground. Suspense and the supernatural are artfully interwoven in this 10th novel by Picoult (Perfect Match, etc.), in which a man desperately seeks to join his fiancee in death, and a 1930s eugenics project comes back to haunt a small town in Vermont. Ever since his beloved Aimee was killed in a car accident, Ross Wakeman has deliberately put himself at risk, hoping to die. When nothing works, and a job with a paranormal investigator brings him no closer to Aimee, he moves in with his sister, Shelby, in Comtosook. As chance would have it, strange phenomena are plaguing the town, and Ross is drawn into an investigation of a piece of land that local Abenaki Indians claim is an old burial ground. In the process, he meets lovely Lia Beaumont, who has s

Is There In Truth No Beauty?
Thirteen years ago … Derek Smith – Jamie Hutchings Paul Falk – Diane Heritage – married! What a black man in a straw hat told me (in essence, I gotta learn to relax!) and Shipra in her words and life tells me (in essence, to live for God and His guidance) is what I need to hear. I’ve said that I felt empty over the last few days and I’ve been working myself to exhaustion – not physically, but toward an exhaustion of spirit. Shipra used an analogy which fits the way I feel right now – she said I was a man who kept running back and forth, filling a glass with water and giving it to others to drink it dry, while I grow more and more exhausted not drinking and always running. I have sinned, and I have been too proud to accept grace. I didn’t get to attend Paul and Diane’s wedding [see above, both Stetson 1995 graduates], but I am a better person because of it. I never would have listened to You – I never would have been quiet enough to. But You are my God too. Lord, be

The Tenth Circle By Jodi Picoult
The Tenth Circle by Jodi Picoult Plot Summary: Bestselling author Jodi Picoult's The Tenth Circle is a metaphorical journey through Dante's Inferno, told through the eyes of a small Maine family whose hidden demons haunt every aspect of their seemingly peaceful existence. Woven throughout the novel are a series of dramatic illustrations that pay homage to the family's patriarch (comic book artist Daniel Stone), and add a unique twist to this gripping, yet somewhat rhetorical tale. Trixie Stone is an imaginative, perceptive 14 year old whose life begins to unravel when Jason Underhill, Bethel High's star hockey player, breaks up with her, leaving a void that can only be filled by the blood spilled during shameful self-mutilations in the girls' bathroom. While Trixie's dad Daniel notices his daughter's recent change in demeanor, he turns a blind eye, just as he does to the obvious affair his wife Laura, a college professor, is barely trying to conceal. When Trixie gets raped at a f

Perfect Match By Jodi Picoult
Perfect Match by Jodi Picoult Plot Summary: In the course of her everyday work, career-driven assistant district attorney Nina Frost prosecutes child molesters and works determinedly to ensure that a legal system with too many loopholes keeps these criminals behind bars. But when her own five-year-old son, Nathaniel, is traumatized by a sexual assault, Nina and her husband, Caleb, a quiet and methodical stone mason, are shattered, ripped apart by an enraging sense of helplessness in the face of a futile justice system that Nina knows all too well. In a heartbeat, Nina's absolute truths and convictions are turned upside down, and she hurtles toward a plan to exact her own justice for her son -- no matter the consequence, whatever the sacrifice. My comments: I really loved this book. It had a lot of twists and turns and you totally sympathized for Nina. Highly suggest reading this one. Rating: 9/10

Too All My Friends, Fans And Family
JUST IN CASE I DON'T GET TO LEAVE ANOTHER COMMENT I WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE GOT THIS ONE SO SORRY IF I SENT IT TWICE. I WILL BE LEAVING FOR BOSTON, MA TONIGHT THE 23RD OR TOMORROW AM 24TH AND BE BACK ON PM OF THE 24TH OR SOMETIME ON THE 25TH. WILL MISS YOU ALL AND PLEASE LEAVE LOVE AND MSG I WILL TRY AND RETURN ALL WHEN I GET BACK. PLEASE SHOW ALOT OF LOVE TO GARY AND TINKERBELL THEIR LINK IS ON MY PAGE AND THEY HAVE BEEN THE BEST AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER BOYFRIEND OR BFF. THANK YOU. LUV 2 U ALL! XOXOXO BABS SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE imikimi - Customize Your World Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsSTOPPING BY TO WISH YOU A TASTY TUESDAY AND LEAVING SOME LOVE ON YOUR PAGE! PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN BUSY AND I AM TRYING TO SEND COMMENTS WHEN I CAN TO MY SPECIAL FRIENDS. BIG {{HUGS}} BABS

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Help me support Jugs - we are moving to a new contest in August and need new ladies - Now the prize is worth $$$ and or Gift certificates - Please help and repost so we get hits and tell your friends to send in shots for judging - - we now even accept VIDEOS BTW - - -I WON JUGS

My Bitch Of The Month......
Well I'm pissed off and mad as hell! We goto the mountains 4 a nice camping trip. This is a permit campsite. It is one of those places that u pack everything in n take everything out with you. One of those places that you have to dig a hole 4 your poo! Where there is no running water (besides the rivers n creeks)..... We are sad 2 see so much disrespect at 4 of the campsites we looked at. The 1st one left their garbage in a bag tied 2 a tree. Thats great, if you plan on taking it with you. But no, they left it up there to be ripped open by all the woodland creatures! (fucktards). The other 2 just left all their burnable n non-burnable garbage in the makeshift fire pits. (2 fucking lazy 2 take it out with them!) The last one we chose, because it had enough room 4 up 2 40 peeps. Well, lets start with the spraypainting of trees or carving into them or heck, lets not look 4 branches, lets just cut down the small green ones! (GRRRRRRRRRRR)!! Oh lets not forget all the

It's My Own Fault
So I scheduled all my supidest people today. Now today has been a living hell. It's my own fault because I do the schedule but I would like everyone to feel sorry for me anyway. so everyone say something super naughty and entertain me. Thanks

Where The Bodies Are Buried.
Where the Bodies are Buried by Fannie Weinstein and Melinda Wilson. Plot Summary: Fox Hollow Farm, a lush million-dolar suburban Indianapolis estate, had 18 acres of lawns, a fabulous swimming pool...and thousands of human bones buried in the yard. The piles of dismembered skeletons belonged to young men who has disappeared from the gay bars and cruising sites of this Midwest city. Their killer was Herb Baumeister, a beloved father and successful businessman who led a deadly double life. And until the day his son dug up a buried skull, Herb's pretty wife Julie never dreamed he was Indian's worst serial killer. She didn't know about the bizarre sexual encounters Herb held at the house when she went away with their kids...or about the brutal cravings that led him to kill. In this riveting account, two veteran journalists tell the uncensored story of Herb Baumeister--taking you into a psychopath's dark obsession to meet his victims, to witness the rituals of sex and death he forc

Batman: The Dark Knight
Plot Summary: Set within a year after the events of Batman Begins, Batman, Lieutenant James Gordon, and new district attorney Harvey Dent successfully begin to round up the criminals that plague Gotham City until a mysterious and sadistic criminal mastermind known only as the Joker appears in Gotham, creating a new wave of chaos. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal, forcing him to "confront everything he believes" and improve his technology to stop him. A love triangle develops between Bruce Wayne, Dent and Rachel Dawes. My Comments: Heath Ledger's acting as the Joker kept this movie together. He was hauntingly amazing. If I didn't know better, I wouldn't have even known it was him. Pretty solid movie, I enjoyed it! Rating: 8/10

True Friends
ONE DAY One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . .it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know. And

The Reaping
Plot Summary: The atheistic Katherine Winter is a former Catholic missionary that lost her faith on God after losing her daughter and her husband in Sudan, sacrificed by the locals that blamed them for the long drought. Presently she investigates religious phenomena with the intent of debunking them, finding a scientific cause for the event. She is invited to go to the small town of Haven, in Louisiana, where the river turned into blood after the death of a boy. After her arrival, each of one of the ten biblical plagues happens in the location dazing Katherine, who discloses the evil secret of the dwellers. My comments: This movie was a bit slow in some places. The ending almost seemed over the top for the rest of the movie, but there is a lovely twist in the final moments. Rating: 6/10

Friends
Between Friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship.

Red Fridays-if Your A True American Repost This- If You Support Our Troops Repost This- If You Love Your Country Repost This
"Red Fridays" If you are a American you have to read all of this, it's not that long, I read all of it, and I'm proud and lucky to be a American......... > >As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." > >Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was >in >the airport, returning home, I heard several pe ople behind me beginning to >clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the >greatest >act's of patriotism I have ever seen. > >Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they >began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly >to >their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, >probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm >not alone. > I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and >supports our troops and their families. > >Of course I immediately stopped and began clapp

You Know You Want To Own A Bunny!
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I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you, and be pleased. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee Your arms, the legs, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire I want to be the ocean waves that drench you. I want to be the water that quenches you, Quite simply... I want you.

Help This Soulja Boy To Level People !!!
PLEASE MAKE HIM FU_GEE kidpsycho1337,058 Points to go! HEYA EVERY ONE A FRIEND OF MINE NEED TO BE LEVELED AND HE JUST NEED A LITTLE OVER 14K, CAN YOU HELP HIM PLEASE?????? STOP BY RATE HIS PIX AND STASH ALSO DON'T FORGET TO FAN, RATE, AND ADD HIM ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED THANK YOU IN ADVANCE HUGS TO ALL With Much Luv: ψDark Dreamψ Taken By [†]♫EDlokiEN™[†] & 'T'@ fubar SOULJA BOY - Soulja Girl (ft. I-15) - SOULJA BOY, I-15

Traffic Secrets 2 Bonus
Traffic Secrets 2 Bonus You can Find the Best Traffic Secrets Bonus Here But the bottom line is his products rock! I rarely promote other people's products because I have enough of my own. This time it's different because what you will learn will change everything you ever thought about getting that money-making traffic! So why should you buy Traffic Secrets 2 from my link on this page? "Because I'm about to rock your world with the best damn bonus on the planet!" "And why is my bonus the best..." Because I am considered to be a leading authority when it comes to using Web 2.0 as a MONEY-MAKING weapon! So my bonus package is RELEVANT to what you'll learn from John and they COMPLIMENT Traffic Secrets 2.0 Bonus In other words you won't be getting a bunch of outdated PLR junk to clutter up your hard drive and you won't be getting a bunch of crap that distracts you with information overload. Traffic Secrets 2, Traffic Secrets 2 download, Traffic Secrets, John Re

Starop013
starop013 has me in in shackles!! He owns me from 7/21/08-8/20/08! He only has 20 photos so could you please please please go rate them 11s if VIP 10s if not!! This handsome sailor deserves lots of love!! And make sure you BLING HIM!!! starop013 This pimp-out brought to you by: ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Fu-Owned by SingleDad38 & SouthernOutlawBiker & inkman876 & starop013}

Poem
Out of the Ashes Looking up desperately searching for the light. Reaching out her hands to find the way out. She yells and screams for help for the first time in her life. Just then she feels an arm reaching down into the ashes pulling her out of the Darkness into the light. She fights to see the face of grace. The sunlight burning, so bright. Then he appears. She sees the angel. The angel of light. She asks him why, and begins to cry. He whispers into her ear while holding her near because you see you are important, special, loved and needed. You are so very brave. You fought through the darkness. The abyss could not have you because you did not give up! You continued to have hope and faith in your plight. There are still lost ones that need you. Rest now my love, His purpose for you is not yet done You are not alone You are loved She falls asleep in his strong safe arms all the while gazing into his Beauitful eyes and smile.

Tigger
The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things. Their tops are made of rubbers The bottoms are made of springs. They're Bouncy, Flouncy, Trouncy, Pouncy, Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!! The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one I'm the only one !

Thanks To All
Thank You to Everyone Who Helped Me To Fu King Thru A Persistant Wave Of Family Love and A Massive Final Push Last Night with no group help These Folks Deserve Tons of Luv – Fan, Add and Rate them If you haven’t already ~Sensual Breeze~ SexySandi Berry Berry Quite Contrary His Sweet Obsession ROD67~{SHADOW LEVELER}

Random Stupidity On The Net2
Yeah, so this guy who downrates me because he is mad I won't flash him, continues on to threaten me... yeah seriously... he is taking my pictures and going to post them around the internet... something about the 2 girls one cup thingy (you alll know what i'm talking about) sooo yeah he is that pathetic he is running off, and then blocks me, seriously... how fucking pathetic can you get? Stop on by and show him some love.... And I took screen prints to prove I didn't actually make this psychopath up... http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1134010 So, yyeeaaahhh, I hate internet threats... the best the guy can do is post pictures of me... and make people I don't even know think i'm some crazy psycho slut or something.... Um, I care?? Guy can't do anything real to me, because he's a loser who hides behind his computer... it's fucking pathetic... Not that this will be the first time this has happened, or the last, but blogging it always makes it more fun... Love you all!!!

Random Stupidity On The Net
breembreem: omg ur awesome...u started shit with me....and im gonna finish it...remember this all started with me pressin the wrong number....u obviously have no life creatin mumms and shit about me....i have that much of an impact on u....so hopefully u realized what a loser u are...and dont worry im not gonna touch u or ur pussy ass comment about guns...thats so fuckin lame..."guns" haha.....ur face is just gonna be all over the net rememberd for nothin better than 2 girls 1 cup shit....enjoy ur pathetic life sweety ->breembreem: And keep in mind, this is the internet, you can't touch me... you can't really hurt me, you can't do anything besides "cyber fuck" with me, and that is just pathetic... so, have fun... hopefully this gives you some kind of inner peace, because you aren't the only lonely little fucker who has gotten mad at me and tried to screw with me... it's sad you're getting that worked up that you have to cyber threaten me... I will give you my address if you have the b

Read Me...love Poem
We started out slow On nothing but a winding track To save face, or for show Your heart seemed cold and black As time went on you seemed to change Getting to know the real person down inside Showed me more than what I guessed To know your real hurt and pain You showing me the darker side of life Only to make me see how much love you need Feelings emerged from somewhere new Not sadness, nor happiness, nor doubt But maybe a small amount of love How do you tell someone that its time Time for them to know the truth Questions running through your head While the feeling only grows bigger All this time wondering Would he ever love u back Then you realize the feeling Could never be shared Falling into deep sadness Wishing he could be mine Only realizing you only want him to be happy So how to make him happy Started out slow Following you to the deepest Wishing you were mine Tell me how that’s all I need So now the feelings are out Now my heart races

He May Know What You Need, But I Know What You Want.
in the mornings you want a warm body to snuggle with. one that won't rush you out of bed, but let you cuddle with under his armpit, letting you awake when you're ready to. to whisper softly in your ear. a cup of coffee to warm your bones. a tender hug to prepare you for the day, and asure that everything's gonna be okay. someone to spend lazy afternoons with. not critizing your every move. to sit on the porch and talk about random, last minute subjects. someone to play your favorite kind of music as loud as you want, and grab you by the hand and dance "twist and shout". a driving companion. a co pilot. to get you a drink while you pump gas. to find you change for your toll. the perfect road, with no lights or signs. no speed limit. someone you can walk for miles, and talk for hours. who's ready to listen, and ready to fix it. who will rip anyone who tries to hurt you into pieces. you want the perfect lover at night. one who will kiss you non stop, every spot

7-22-08-12:53 Cmt
Since TS Dolly is in the gulf may not be on tonight depending on if she stays true to her course or not. With my work I am part of the Hurricane preparedness team, so if she turns north unexpectedly I will be working later than normal, if not I should be here my usual time. Love to All Dr. G

Human Smores
Human Smores Part 1 My first time doing any girl on girl activities. My friend (future charm Sexy Foxx) wanted to be my first. We slowly undress each other from our sexy black lace lingerie. You get to see not one but two round asses, luscious tummies, sexy feet, huge tits, and wet pussies. On Wednesday's update we get all very messy and sticky. Cum stick with us and lick us a clean. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame

Benefit!!! Food Fun Music For All :)
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ryan Date: Jul 22, 2008 4:01 AM For those not familiar with Mansfield, the Wayside can be found when you take South 603 from route 30. The Wayside is on the left side several miles down 603.Hope to see you all there.Please Copy and Forward on.....DYLAN IS A VERY BRAVE 13yr old who I am very proud to call my family we would greatly appreciate any n all suport from everyone PLEASE Repost to your friends exspecialy thoughs in the ohio area!!.....thank you all kelbabez77!! :)

Karadzic 'worked In Serb Clinic'
Karadzic 'worked in Serb clinic' Captured war crimes suspect Radovan Karadzic was living in Serbia's capital Belgrade and practising alternative medicine, Serb officials say. He was sporting a long white beard and calling himself Dragan Dabic, said Serbian minister Rasim Ljajic. The former Bosnian Serb leader was arrested on Monday near Belgrade after more than a decade on the run. He has been indicted by the UN tribunal for war crimes and genocide relating to the war in Bosnia in the mid-1990s. The UN says Mr Karadzic's forces killed up to 8,000 Bosniak men and boys from Srebrenica in July 1995 as part of a campaign to "terrorise and demoralise the Bosnian Muslim and Bosnian Croat population". He has also been charged over the shelling of Sarajevo, and the use of 284 UN peacekeepers as human shields in May and June 1995. THE CHARGES Eleven counts of genocide, war crimes, crimes against humanity and other atrocities Charged over shelling Sarajevo during t

I Can't Believe Him....
My fucking brother broke my new piece that I just bought. Came home from work the other morning and he tells me that he was outside smoking and he dropped it! I cant fucking believe it...That had thick glass too.... damn man Didnt even have it for more than a week...what a freaking fruitcake...im so mad about that. So now do I go buy a new one and not tell him or anyone else and be stingy with it or do I continue to stick with blunts??? hmmm I think Im gonna go buy a bong now and work with that....lol.. Im glad I only paid 20 bucks for that thing...but hell I really liked it.....blah!

Damn Kiss :p
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My best mate once stabbed me in the hand with a pen 2. I used to be a bully to certain people at school, but only when they deserved it 3. I weigh over 14st (195+pounds) 4. Am 6ft tall or there abouts 5. I used to eat a shit load of chocolate everyday, including more than 5 twix's and 3 milky ways on some occasions 6. I did a paper round everyday for three years, sometimes two on the same day. 7. I'm surprisingly fast for someone my size, especially when I have a reason to run. 8. I make random monkey noises most days (nutcase) 9. My self esteem is pretty low 10. My dad died last year (most of the people I talk to on her

Comments & Suggestions
Hello everyone and ty for comin to Soldiers Playground2!! We always look foward to ur comments, suggestions and support. So feel free to leave us a message and tell us what you think, feel, whatever!! Also don't forget to show the love, support, respect to our soldiers, veterans and lets not forget our families!! Without the families there would be no respect, support to them soldiers & veterans!!! American Soldier - Toby Keith

Dark Entities
This is an excerpt from a book I was just reading. The part I'm posting is the part of the book concerning "Dark Entities" in our lives. I think we all can think of a person or persons that come to mind while reading this: First of all they have no conscience, no sense of responsibility for their actions, and no remorse. They take all of the credit and none of the blame for everything that happens around them. As far as they are concerned, if they hurt you, it's either your fault, or you made them do it. In graphic terms, if they stab you, it's only because you ran into the knife. If you criticize them, it's not because they deserve critisim-you are either too stupid or too shallow to appreciate them. Self-justification is as natural to them as breathing. In their eyes, you are lucky to be among the chosen few they have decided to grace with their time and attention. And trust me, any relationship like that is demeaning and unacceptable to begin with. In psychiatric terms, dark e

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

... Something Like This Was Going To Happen
How did I know something like this was going to happen? When she told me to be ready to pack my shit and leave, I should have known something like this was going to happen. How could I have been so god damn oblivious to that statement? Thinking this was never going to happen. I was being just downright stupid! I'm fucking done trying to help people. All helping people does is put me in situations like this. Why am I always so stupid? All I tried to do was help her and she does this. What am I going to do? What can I do? I guess the answer is nothing. He's known her longer and for all I know, what I say don't mean shit anyways. I'm all out of anwers.

I'm Thinking Ugh!
Should I be sorry that i'm not popular enough to be your friend?or that i'm not pretty enough?or that I don't act like your lil girlfriends?or maybe that i'm to old for you?or that I don't chat with you or only you on a daily basis?(some ppl have lives outside Fubar!)

Blah
Who really believes in true love? Ahhh I used to but now hell I don't even know. Everyone keeps telling me to stop looking and he will find me, but how can someone find me if I have pretty much given up? I am so tired of being hurt over and over again. I really don't think my beat up heart can take another one. Who knows there might be that One person out there who will make me feel love again, but as of right now I don't think there is. I have a feeling if I want to find "Mr. Right" I should just pack my shit up and move all over the world. He has to be out there somewhere. Haha who am I kidding. Ahhhh ok I am going to shut up now, just getting all depressed and shit.

So Apparently I Have A Psycho After Me...
it was bound to happen...after all, one cannot please everyone no matter their lot in life. i had an encounter last week, where this extremely intoxicated person kept wanting to be in my face...watching and talking and offering assistance where none was clearly needed, save for his getting out of my way so as to allow me to work. ever [olite, i continued my work as i politely declined his offers. he then said he had something for me as he dug through his backpack...a rather large, open bag of shelled walnuts as it happened. i dob't even like walnuts, though my refusal of them was also based on my needing to finish what i was doing as well as just not being hungry. i declined his offer and cheerfully carried on....wrong decision apparently as his demeanour changed quite dramatically...how does one deal with sketchy characters anyway...? as i continued down the platform, he was stuffing walnuts down his throat with increasingly agitated motions and body language...at some point

Anodyne - Shadow Levelers
Please help my friend below level to fu-king by his birthday. At the moment he needs 150k to get there & it is his birthday tomorrow. Im sure with your help we can get him there by then. Anodyne - Shadow Levelers & Member of W.I.S.E.U.K .. I cant comment bomb .. dont ask ..' Anodyne - Shadow Levelers & Member of W.I.S.E.U.K .. I cant comment bomb .. dont ask ..@ fubar Thank you Luv Di aka PiNkLaDy xx

Woman Don't Care To Know
Men here are just a few things women don't want to know when your trying to hook up with us ! You hooked up with the hot barmaid You lived with your parents until recently The bad things your buddies are up to The one that got away You look at porn a number of times a week I wouldn't want a guy to tell me about the one that got away, especially if he was still hooked on her.

Sorry - I Was Tagged Again
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I: 1. I am the eldest of 3 girls...but my Dad has always called me BabyGirl. 2. I ride my OWN motorcycle and prefer NOT to ride behind anyone else. 3. I think feet are yucky. 4. I can't stand the color pink. 5. I always wear 2 ankle bracelets...one on each ankle. 6. I LOVE music, but can't sing a lick...lol. 7. I write constantly but have never written a story that made sense...lol. 8. I have a condition where I count EVERYTHING. Don't know where it came from, but it's been a habit for me for years now. 9. I climbed a LIVE volcano when I went to visit St. Vincent and the Grenadines. The name

Some New Info
we took alan to the doctor on friday. they took him off the breathing treatments 4 times a day and put him on an inhaler twice a day. they said his lungs looked good. he needs to see an ent doctor. with the illness that he has, it attacks the longest nerves first, which is why he has trouble with his arms and legs. now it is starting to attack his vocal cords. once we see the ent doctor and they do a test on him, we will be able to see if his vc nerves are being paralyzed. and if they are, that would explain alot right now. then he will eventually have to have a trake put in his throat to open him up a little so he can breathe better.right now we are having a hard time finding a Pediatric ent that is willing to even take a look at alan. with this illness no one in mobile is willing to even look at him. and i cant blame the doctors to much bc it is such a rare illness. but on the other hand u would think since they are doctors they would want to help find a cure for this.anyway it looks

Tagged By King Domino
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. What is weird about me is I will not crack my fingers but I will crack my rest of my body. A few facts about myself is 1: I am deep thinker. 2: I love helping people even through I don't know ya personally. 3: I love animals. 4: I love to read interesting titles of books. 5: I am mother of 4 beautiful children at 29 years old. 6: I never sleep anymore. 7: I hate hair on my body(except hair on my head). 8. I love the sunrises and sunsets. 9. I love to keep a journal about my everyday life. 10. God has my grandmother who was my best friend watching over me everyday of my life. The 5 people who I choose to put in t

Me Me Me Me All Me Just Me Ya What Is It That Your Going To Do Today?
THIS FIRST YOUNG LADY IS JUST A DOLL AND SHE IS HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME GETTING ANYONE TO RATE HER.. SHES BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON MY PAGE IN EFFERTS TO TRY AND LEVEL HERSELF.. I HAVE JUST RATED HER FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ON EVERYTHIHG SHE HAS ON HER PAGE TO RATE.. I'M ASKING MY FRIENDS IF THEY WOULDN'T MIND TOSSING JUST A FEW RATES ON HER PAGE.. SHE HAS TWO SMALL CHILDREN AT HOME WITH HER WHICH MAKES IT A LITTLE HARDER FOR HER TO DO THE FU BUT SHE REALLY DOES TRY... CAN YOU ALL HELP ME IN GIVING OUT SOME LOVE TO A VERY KIND HARDWORKING YOUNG WOMAN.. BELOW IS HER LINK.. THANK YOU FU FRIENDS.. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.. WAHOOOOO I SHOULD BE LEVELING ANY DAY NOW.. LOL Vicky ~ Owned by 'ÐJWî¢¢â Mgr@Sixth Sense~@ fubar OK THIS NEXT ONE JUST TOUCHED MY HEART. OMG GO READ HER PROFILE.. SHES SOUNDS LIKE SHE'D BE THE SWEETEST THING EVER... SEE I DONT KNOW HER. I NEVER SPOKE TO HER AND AS A MATER OF FACT I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF SHES ON MY FRIEND LIST. BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT...

I Stole This From $ex! Lex! But It Is Trueso What The Fuck Ever
13 Steps to Recovery/Integration for Soldiers becoming civi Body: 13 Steps to Recovery/Integration for Soldiers becoming civilians. 1. Admit: "I was in the Army; I have a problem." This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0430 or 1400; it is 4:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). Words like latrine, overhead, fourth point of contact, bunk, and "PT" will get you weird looks; bathroom, ceiling, and workout... get used to it. "Fuck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". Grunting is not talking. Nobody knows what "hooah" means. Admit it: you don't even know what it really means. It's a phone, not a radio; do not use words like roger, say again, send it and conversations on a phone do not end in "out" People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Fort Huachuca with the platoon or that you spent a deploymen

James
Life is so unpredictable. Changes always come along, in big or small ways. I don't know what happened that this sudden change has turned my world upside down. I don't know exactly what it is, it just hit me, but there is something really special about you. It might be all the things I see on the surface, the things that everyone notices and admires about you, qualities, capabilities and a wonderful smile obviously connected to a warm and loving heart; these things set you apart from everyone else. But it may also be the big things ... the person you really are that I hope to know more someday. And it might also be the little things ... the way you walk and all your actions. I receive so much joy just being able to see a smile in your eyes. If I ever figure out the magic that makes you so special, I'd probably find out that it's a combination of all these things. You are a rare combination of so many special things. You are really amazing. Inside of me there is a place where my

People I Need Help Showing Love To
THIS FIRST YOUNG LADY IS JUST A DOLL AND SHE IS HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME GETTING ANYONE TO RATE HER.. SHES BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON MY PAGE IN EFFERTS TO TRY AND LEVEL HERSELF.. I HAVE JUST RATED HER FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ON EVERYTHIHG SHE HAS ON HER PAGE TO RATE.. I'M ASKING MY FRIENDS IF THEY WOULDN'T MIND TOSSING JUST A FEW RATES ON HER PAGE.. SHE HAS TWO SMALL CHILDREN AT HOME WITH HER WHICH MAKES IT A LITTLE HARDER FOR HER TO DO THE FU BUT SHE REALLY DOES TRY... CAN YOU ALL HELP ME IN GIVING OUT SOME LOVE TO A VERY KIND HARDWORKING YOUNG WOMAN.. BELOW IS HER LINK.. THANK YOU FU FRIENDS.. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.. WAHOOOOO I SHOULD BE LEVELING ANY DAY NOW.. LOL Vicky ~ Owned by 'ÐJWî¢¢â Mgr@Sixth Sense~@ fubar OK THIS NEXT ONE JUST TOUCHED MY HEART. OMG GO READ HER PROFILE.. SHES SOUNDS LIKE SHE'D BE THE SWEETEST THING EVER... SEE I DONT KNOW HER. I NEVER SPOKE TO HER AND AS A MATER OF FACT I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF SHES ON MY FRIEND LIST. BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT...

Naughty App
(yes i did rip but thought it would be fun to see responces) "!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"

Copied From Another Blog Directory After Re-editing. A Tinkered Version Of Percy's Encounter With Beryl Buzzing Around- Unfinished
Once written twice espied. Well that is how it seems and now I can look to see where this is coming from or going to. You never know! The last time he saw Edgar Earflap he (was subjected to a trial-run suction session) (had what could only be described as a vacuuming session.) Edgar had come up with an innovative idea for giving Percy a deep-root clean and invented a suction machine. The only problem was that it was in its infancy and there were the usual teething problems and Percy experienced them all! It was all well and good because at least it gave Edgar the chance to tweak the tool and get it perfected for treating those nooks and crannies that other picking tools failed to reach on Percy’s long and ungainly quills. Percy shuddered at the tortures he had undergone all in the name of a good pencil preening and deep-cleanse treatment and not vanity. He was brought back to the present by a bee doing a close shave fly-by – not that it would have hurt him having so many sp

Heads Messed Up
been through rough time last few days.. well last 5 yrs actually. Won't go into it all...but anyways..not up for chatting much lately. sorry .. Might be some changes going on in my life.. not sure yet what they will be. Anyways, just a heads up.

Removal.
For anyone who's read my page, you know a thing or two about how I am with people on my list. Within a week I will be removing anyone who doesn't at least try to stay in touch. As for right now, Out of all my friends, less than 10 will be staying. If you want to stay but just haven't had the time, drop me a line saying so. Or if you would rather cut the bullshit and be removed, you can send a message saying that too. In any event, anyone I don't find to be list clutter will be removed. I'll even add a list of those who're potential removals.

Oral Sex What Do U Know?
There's a lot of talk about penises, but do you know the facts? Whether you have one, know someone who does or are just an avid student of human anatomy, we've got a quiz for you. 1. A �blow job� is when someone: blows on someone�s penis. sucks or licks someone�s penis. blows on someone�s clitoris. 2. Which of the following is a term for oral sex done to a woman's genitals? cunnilingus fellatio analingus 3. True or false: You can get pregnant from swallowing semen. True False 4. Oral sex was first practiced in: Ancient Greece Renaissance Europe The Ming Dynasty in China Prehistorical times 5. Which of the following can you get from oral sex? a.Herpes b.HIV c.Thrush (A yeast infection in your mouth) d.All 6. The term "69" is slang for: senior citizens having sex. two people having mutual oral sex. t

Stay Tuned.... Lol
tonight when chris gets out of work, she's coming over and we're going to party. we thought it would be funny to put make up on me and take pictures, since I don't wear make up. btw, drop ruby some rates, she's close to fuking.

Baseball.....not A Sports Blog.
Ok I was in a discussion with a lovely young lady in my shoutbox and we were debating on how riveting we found the book War & Peace and then she turned the conversation to sex. I know she is such a hussy. Anyways I brought up a point about how guys think of baseball to make themselves last longer during sex. She had never heard of this concept and questions me on the thought. I informed her that it is well known and everyone knows this theory soooooooo this is my way of proving it. Ppl we need answers here in the comments so I can prove her ass wrong. She said if she is proven wrong I get to see her ta-ta's so help a brotha out. Kidding....answer honestly....tanx!

Putting Holes In Happiness
The sky was blonde like her It was a day to take the child Out back and shoot it. I could have buried all my dead Up in her cemetery head She had dirty word witchcraft I was in the deep end of her skin. Then, it seemed like a one car wreck But I knew it was a horrid tragedy. Ways to make the tiny satisfaction disappear. Blow out the candles On all my Frankensteins. At least my death wish will come true. You taste like Valentine's and We cry, You're like a birthday. I should have picked the photograph It lasted longer than you. Putting holes in happiness. We'll paint the future black If it needs a color. My death sentence is now a story Who'll be digging when you finally let me die? Romance of our assassination If you're Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde. But the grass is greener here and I can see all of your snakes. You wear your ruins well Please run away with me to hell. Blow out the candles On all my Frankenstein's. At least my death wish will come tru

I'll Be Waiting
He Broke your heart He took your soul You're hurt inside Because there's a hole You need some time To be alone Then you will find What you've always know I'm the one who really loves you baby I've been knocking at your door As long as I'm living, I'll be waiting As long as I'm breathing, I'll be there Whenever you call me, I'll be waiting Whenever you need me, I'll be there I've seen you cry Into the night I feel your pain Can I make it right I realized there's no end inside Yet still I'll wait For you to see the light I'm the one who really loves you baby I can't take it anymore As long as I'm living, I'll be waiting As long as I'm breathing, I'll be there Whenever you call me, I'll be waiting Whenever you need me, I'll be there You are my only I've ever known That makes me feel this way Couldn't on my own I want to be with you until we're old You have the love you need right in front of you Please come home As long as I'm living, I'l

Someone Sent Me An Anonymous Gift....kinda Neato!
Folder: from: fubar Gift Shop San Francisco, CA subject: fubar Gift Shop sent you a Hershey Kiss received: 07/20/2008 07:21 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam Someone has sent you an anonymous fubar gift! "you turn me on i think about you when i am playin with my kitty " Reply | Delete meet us terms of service feedback

A Prick Sent Me This Hate Message In My Mail...look How Rude!
from: immmad (Online) United States subject: stay married received: 07/22/2008 08:20 am replied: 07/22/2008 08:22 am block this member Flag as spam because you are UGLY UGLY UGLU FUGLYFUGLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Camera
I so just fixed my camera. I am so exited, however I wish I would have taken it apart before the vacation. Anyway Posted new pics today, feel free to take a look. Since the camera is fixed expect this camera hog to be posting many more in the coming days and months and years.......LMAO TO all my fubar friends have a terrific day. xo, Cassandra

Measurements
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around he place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?' 'No, what?' 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!' 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.' The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his Monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grab

Have I Ever?
Have I ever told you, just how much I care. That when you need a Friend, that I will be there. Have I ever told you, just how much our friendship means to me. That when you arn't around, that your face I still see. Have I ever told you that, you mean the a touch of your hand, sends love all the way through. That without you by my side, I feel as if a part of me is missing, you complete me, that is just what you do. This is to all my awesome friends on fu-land and in Life. You will never know just how much you all have touched my life, and if i never tell you again. Know that this comes from the heart. IFLY to you all..

Oldie But Stilll Funny!
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She

Things My Momma Told Me....
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they stumbled upon a naked woman frolicking in the water. After a few moments one of the boys turned and ran away. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked, "It was interesting man, why did you run away?" The other boy replied, "My Mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something turning to stone, so I ran.

New Life
I've been sitting around this life for years, Not enough laughs and too many tears. Trying to figure out where it all went, These wasted years that I have spent. Searching for something to go beyond, Life's a stone skipping across a pond. At the last skip, it hits with a splash, Down the stone sinks, gone in a flash. Pushing and pulling, it's tearing apart, Poking and prodding an underused heart. This dark velvet curtain that hides my soul, Living this life has taken it's toll. In a flash of bright light, the curtain is torn, Tumbling down all tattered and worn. Revealing new life, a child within, Born free of hate, of suffering and sin. Now my eyes see what has never been told, Striving forth happy, confident and bold. Into a world that's unfamiliar but friendly, Into this new life my spirit will send me. Living and laughing, loving it all, I stood myself up and answered the call. The darkness has gone, replaced by the light, I gave up the darkness wit

Boobs On Parade
So on the way in this morning, this guy was watching "Good Luck Chuck" on his laptop. They have a series of scenes in there, reminiscent of Wedding Crashers where they are bedding scores of women in sequence. In this movie though, they are all naked so there were many clips of boobs flying by. The guy was trying to cover it up by, resizing the window (didn't work), opening up other windows (worked, but as the boobs bounced they kept popping into sight) and fast forwarding (high speed boob jiggling is humorous.) I now want to see this movie. This also brings to mind a complain I had about the movie "Superbad": There was no nudity. Other than all the penis drawings, not one bit of nudes, and this with two separate sex scenes. It was already rated R, why not have the boobies come out? I think its all an attempt to "Chick Flick" up guy movies.

Feelings
~never say I love you..... ~~~if you really dont care..... ~never talk about feelings....... ~~~if they arent really there.... ~never hold my hand..... ~~~if your gonna break my heart.... ~never say you are going too..... ~~~if you dont plan to start.... ~never look into my eyes.... ~~~if all you do is lie.... ~never say hi.... ~~~if you really mean goodbye.... ~if you really mean forever... ~~~then say you will try... ~never say forever.... ~~~cuz forever makes me cry.........

Hot Summer Night
if you read this please send comments good or bad i can take it, thanks or at least rate it i do like feed back on my writeings Hot Summer Night I love living in the country but once in a while i really love to just let loose in the city . Last night, I discovered just one more reason why! Every summer, the city puts on this big festival by the river, booked solid with every kind of band you can think of. This year, they had booked some really hot bands, including my favorite band. I had to go! Most of my friends had already paired up with someone to go, or they weren’t going at all. I got home from work, and ran to my room to change. I shed my plain jeans and t shirt and slipped into something a little more appropriate a light blue cotton skirt and white tank top. I was feeling rather gutsy tonight, so I ditched the bra and panties. I love being outdoors and feeling the air on my pussy. I let my long brown hair down and touched up my makeup. I grabbed my things an

Traffic Secrets 2 Review
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It's Almost Over So Who Is Gonna Own Me
Ok friends and family and all here on fubar My auction is going to end soon.So if wanna win put in bids now. I want to thank all who took time to view and just check it out. So again if wanna good slave GO BID AND WIN!!!

Illyria
Ok well today @ 2:30 i have a doc apt for her.. She is favoring her left side, Her right side is he-man strong.. But like i said shes favoring her left.. for those who dont know, She was born 8lbs 5 oz May 12th of this year, She was 3 weeks early, So, this will be a continuing blog, I'm scared to think she may have muscle problems, But we shall soon find out.. shes going today to get her first series of shots. poor girl, I hate having to drug them afterwards to keep any possible fever down, So, on goes my daily fight with Bane, I snapped last night and said something i totally regret.. "I don't care about illyria" I said this out of my own selfishness,. Anyone who knows me knows That that's a bullshit lie I bend over for my kids, sometimes tying myself in knots to make sure they have everything they could possible need. It doesn't help bane has to fight.. in this world for the love of our other daughter Jadein aka J-bug.. He asked her do you love mommy she said yup! sure

The Brick
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, 'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?' The young boy was apologetic. 'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop...' With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. 'It's my br

Love Abandoned
Love Abandoned Through long days and nights of passion We loved with abandonment Closer than two hearts have known Now I wonder where your love went. All the time together was well spent Or was I all alone? Too many lies and heartaches thrown, deception from you is all Ive known. Too many other lovers but not enough love. All you give is pain. I held out my heart and soul to you, now I try so hard to refrain. Love is not a deception of the heart Meant to tear a world apart It should make a heart happy Like your love did at the start. Maybe I was wrong to love you But I love you anyway I think I should just go Even though you say you want me to stay. Absence makes the heart grow fonder or so they always say Familiarity breeds contempt Now I see its really that way. When did I become less than what Your heart and body needs? I Love You Still....

Study
Funny how a MuMM can make you feel a little strange. Well, it happened and I dont regret it. A downtime is one of those things that you dont know what to do.. and honestly I was sick of studying. I wanted to have a little fun. I guess that is why I was so perplexed at the hating comments. I meant for that downtime of Fu-ing or studying. I dont know, it seems people will be how they are and not think about the connotations of the downtime. Not that I mind, and I appreciated the comments of encouragement to stay in school. I plan on it. No worries there. Anyways, it was a thought.. time to go and study. V

School -- 1957 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. S cenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.

Closed
Angels & Wings closed down not too long ago. We now go to the Lions Den in Corbin on 25, in Mountain View Lodge. Straight up the side of the mountain next to Waffle House. We usually go on Friday nights, get there about 7-7:30. Our friends Wanda and Paul are still the karaoke people and several of the wait staff from Angels & Wings now work there. The dance floor is smaller and the food/drinks cost a slight bit more, but the atmosphere is good, the people are friendly, and the place is clean and neat. The music is louder so it's hard to have an actual conversation but it's still fun to be there. They have plenty of security staff on hand, cops make the rounds and no-one ever fights. That's a plus as we go to have fun, not to dodge beer bottles. My only issues are that they don't yet carry Smirnoff Green Apple Bite and bathroom is a mile away-by the time I get back to the dance floor its time to go back to the bathroom again... If you are ever out that way, stop in and say hello, h

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Tagged By Zeon Dax
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I: 1: Do not eat chocolate... 2: Think McDonald's is out to get the entire world addicted to their scientific creations that they call "food" 3: Tell jokes on a constant basis just to continue to practice my comedic routine... 4: Can continue playing the piano even after I have fallen asleep in the middle of a song... 5: Don't like sleeping in a bed... 6: Refuse to wash my face with soap... 7: Have this weird hair that keeps growing out of my shoulder... 8: Find the little small hairs on the end of a woman's nose rather sexy... 9: Am a college dropout... 10: Spent the first 32 years of my life not b

Photo Contest Paul Is In At Jones Soda
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Me

Sex Stories:
Sex Stories: Birthday Bedroom Orgy.... We married young. My wife, Bianca, had promised me a surprise for my twenty-fourth birthday. I had expected a surprise party, but there was nobody in the house when we got home from work. I had no idea what to expect, but I had a feeling that it was going to be a memorable night. She looked absolutely beautiful that night, wearing her long straight black hair down, and in a sexy cocktail dress. Bianca and I met at the gym and we were both in great shape. She had large supple breasts and a flat stomach and thin waist that led down to a tight round ass. As for me, I was in the best shape of my life. I'd finally achieved the six-pack I was after, and had the pecs and arms I'd worked so hard for. I wasn't huge, but I was fit and defined. She had prepared an amazing dinner. After we ate, Bianca led me upstairs to the bedroom. We sat down on the bed and started making out. As we kissed, she started unbuttoning my shirt. I stopped and loo

Naughty Nikki
“Naughty Nikki” By Sondra Nikki was a young, full figured blond, blue eyed young woman of 24 who lived next door to Rich and Deidre. She hadn’t been around to visit much over the years that the couple had lived next to her and her man, but had taken an interest in stopping in on an almost daily basis, usually on the pretense of asking to use the internet. Rich and Deidre were both major flirts and liked to play with others from time to time, and it was looking like Nikki had an interest in the couple, other than the internet she used at their place. Deidre had a habit of walking around the house naked or near naked and both she and Rich had noticed that Nikki’s eyes seemed to follow Deidre everywhere she went. This was pleasing to both Rich and Deidre since she was Bisexual and he enjoyed seeing two women together and then joining in. Nikki had came up one day just as Rich and Deidre were getting out of bed and Rich quickly threw on his pants to answer the

Marvelous Meghan
" Marvelous Meghan " By Sondra aka Babs Paul and Sondra had been on the back of the Harley for several weeks, just cruising the countryside, visiting friends along the way, enjoying a much needed vacation. They had camped out and cooked over an open fire most nights but now they were tired, sweaty and hot, very much in need of a shower and home cooked meal. An iced down drink would be great as well… Arizona was sweltering on this particular late afternoon in May, but they knew that the desert heat would be replaced by deep chill come nightfall. They wanted to make camp and get cleaned up long before dark so that Sondra’s long hair would have time to dry before the night set in, but so far there were no rivers in sight. A few miles further on, they neared a small town and stopped to gas up the bike. They got some cold drinks and being that there was no river nearby for them to bathe Paul asked the clerk where the nearest hotel was. While he was getting directions, Sondra h

Reality Tv Jobs
As you've figured by now, I am a reality TV junkie. I don't waste my time with Survivor, Big Brother, crap like that. No sir...or ma'am...I love the shows showing crappier jobs than mine. So in keeping with the upcoming "Season of the Man" theme, I'm gonna review a few, and then offer a few more jobs I'd like to see shows on. My favorite is "Deadliest Catch". 4 to 10 men, on a fishing boat, on the Bering Sea, in the winter, for months at a time, what could be better? Well, porn of course, but action wise, absolutely nothing. These guys fight 30 feet waves, ice, bitchiness, the captain, each other, and whatever else comes their way, just so we can go to Red Lobster and enjoy an Admiral's Feast. Then you get the drama of these men iin close quarters, getting very little sleep, doing back breaking labor, living on energy drinks and cigarettes. Bitchiness ensues. The sacrifices they make are just out of this world, and even I wonder if the $20000-$60000 for a few months w

What Do You Really Want??
What do you really want By Sondra What do you really want in life? Do you want love?Trust? Acceptance? Faithfulness? Do you want honesty? Friends? Togetherness? Attention? A life mate? Whatever it is you want in life, always remember that you get out of life what you put into it! If you willingly give love, you will receive love from someone who is willingly giving it in return, if you want someone who will be faithful, you have to be in all ways faithful. If you want friends, you have to be friendly. If you want others to be honest with you, you have to be an honest person yourself. If you want someone to give you their undivided attention, you have to be willing to give that person your undivided attention in return, or even sometimes give your attention first. If you want to be fully accepted "as you are" then you have to accept others in the same way. Do you want to be trusted? Then you have to learn to trust! As for happiness, others cant make us happy, we have to choose to

Horny Hikers
Horny Hikers by Babs aka Sondra Dina was napping in the tent while Ron was out for a walk along one of the nature trails along the edge of the mountain they were camping on. They had had a rough night as the temperature had taken a sudden drop and they couldn’t get warm. The sun had warmed the area quite nicely, not too hot nor too cool, so a hike was in order. They had gotten up early and built a fire to warm up by. It was now mid afternoon and Ron was enjoying a little free time while Dina rested. As she lay sleeping in the tent, fully naked, Ron had met up with some other hikers along the trail and struck up a conversation, making friends quickly with them before heading back to his and Dina’s campsite. He hoped Dina was still sleeping and having sweet, sexy dreams. Dina was doing just that when Ron arrived back at camp. He unzipped the tent flap slowly, wishing to not wake Dina, and crawled inside next to her. He had stripped off his clothes before entering the tent an

Decadent Delights
Decadent Delights by Babs aka Sondra Sandy had never been what you honestly could call wild or easy. She had, in the past, had a one night stand or two and a few threesomes but she was by no means a Slut. She had never been a Slut and never would be a Slut. She was what you could call “fun” though, if the mood struck her to be so. Her heart belonged only to Rick. She had been in a loving relationship with Rick for only a short time when he had brought up the issue of wanting to have a threesome with another woman. Sandy hadn’t exactly jumped at the idea, as in the past it had destroyed an otherwise loving relationship, but over the course of a few more months Rick had kept bringing it up until Sandy decided that it might be fun. They had agreed that if she allowed another woman into their bed, he would allow another man in. They had played with a neighbor, Susan, and Sandy hadn’t exactly had fun with her. Susan was very dull and not very well versed in the ways of sexual d

Check Out Dj Juicy@the Real Red Dragon Lounge!
COME CHECK OUT DJ JUICY AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Amazon
Cos I'm celebrating my birthday in August instead of April this year (I'm 33, so I thought I'd have a 33 1/3 birthday), my family have just started asking me what I want as gifts. I just went on Amazon to check out what stuff on my wishlist was available cheaply, and I noticed some stuff was absent from the list, so I checked the "purchased" version, and now I know some of what I'm getting. That's every bit as bad as checking under the bed and in cupboards and stuff to find gifts to spy out, isn't it....

Help A Girl Out
Liberated Spice Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar This lady has been trying so hard to win a spotlight,, if you can help her in any way that would be awesome. She has made bulletins for alot of people, helped in leveling a ton of people and I just think she really deserves all the help we can give her. Thank you!!!!!

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Underwear Goes Inside Your PantsAdd a video to your site Webratsmusic.comUpdate your profile Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot

Check Out Dj Cruise@the Real Red Dragon Lounge!
COME CHECK OUT DJ CRUISE AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Allow Joy
JOY:the emotion evoked by well-being, success, or good fortune or by the prospect of possessing what one desires Joy is your true nature. That's why it feels so right. Simple yet profound, joy asks only to be. Joy fills your life to the extent that you allow it. Let go of the frustration, the anger, envy and worry. And joy comes quickly to fill the void. The smallest things can inspire joy. And the biggest moments in life benefit when they are lived in joy. Joy costs nothing and yet it gives so much. Joy is completely unreasonable and that is its most powerfully compelling reason. Joy is always here and now. Allow joy to fill your heart, and its great value will fill your world. -- Ralph Marston

Issues
I wanna wake up I've been walking in my sleep to long Wake up So sick of dreaming I wanna slow down I wanna be part of what is happening around me Without breathing Without feeling Without screaming So I'm leaving [Chorus] I'm unconsiously unconsious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid I turn the page To a chapter that they thought was just a phase But it consumed me You're right I am a failure And when my life turns to shit It won't have anything to do with the fact that it's all you ever taught me how to do So you can relax! Without feeling Without breathing Now I'm leaving [Chorus] I'm unconsiously unconsious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid Turn the page I've been hiding, Drowning, I've been running, Starving, I've been feeling noth

Pitiful
Made the toast, Burnt the eggs, Never got the hang of them, Just another other day. Caught the bus, Forgot the change, Looks like I'll be late again, Hopefully they won't complain. My lifes so pitiful, Give me one good reason why I shouldn't end it all, If there's a reason then I haven't found it yet. And I'll try every drug I find, Except maybe heroin and cyanide, But theres a reason I just can't afford it yet. Oh, its just another overdose Went to work, Saw you there, But you never seem to care, For a single thing I say. I set the clock and went to sleep, This anxiety I keep, Through another fucking day. (Looks like that's all today i'm dying) My lifes so pitiful, Give me one good reason why I shouldn't end it all, If there's a reason then I haven't found it yet. And I'll try every drug I find, Except maybe heroin and cyanide, But theres a reason I just can't afford it yet. Oh, its just another overdose. My life's so pitiful.. Pitiful.

About Time...
Radovan Karadzic was arrested on Monday night in Belgrade by the Serbian security services after being on the run for 12 years. This man is accused of orchestrating the worst acts of brutality Europe has seen since the Nazi's in WW2. More than 8,000 Bosnian men and boys were executed in and around the town of Srebrenica in 1995, while more than 10,000 others died during the Serb siege of Bosnian capital Sarajevo. Women and girls were ordered to leave behind their husbands, sons and fathers who were massacred and buried in mass graves. Many of them havent been identified yet. He'll now face charges of genocide, murder, inhumane acts, and other crimes committed during the 1992-1995 Balkan war. No punishment is harsh enough.

Can I Begin To Laugh By Smiling Now?
A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. --Madeleine L'Engle The ability to laugh at ourselves has always been important. In old days, fools and jesters held an important place in the royal courts. Today we have clowns who make us laugh. If we look closely at a clown's face, we will often notice a bit of sadness around the eyes. Clowns are able to move easily from sad expressions to ones full of delight very easily. For all of us, laughter and tears come from the same deep well inside. And often, after a good cry, we find ourselves ready to laugh, easily and joyfully. Laughter is a gift waiting for us on the other side of our sadness. Can I begin to laugh by smiling now?

The Truth About A Warrior And A Coward.
A Warrior will never run from a man or woman, a coward always does. A warrior belives in there heart some causes deserve a fight, A coward does not. A coward will make up a fight and run so they will not accept any challange or they lie to other people about who they fought, but never did. A true warrior will fight to the end. Some warriors fight for the wrong cause, some warriors fight for the right cause.And it is true a coward can become a great warrior, for the wrong and the right reasons. Time has proven this for years, its the path he or she chooses, and some warriors will turn into cowards too. The biggest coward of all is peoplewho say they are going to do this and that and say stupid things and not to a warriors face. If a true coward thinks he or she is brave then they are mistaken, they just don't have the heart to do whatever it takes. They fear them, they are scared, and if they have a weapon to hurt someone then the coward is very weak coward with the weapon in there hand

My World
I'm not comin' back I'm not gonna react I'm not doin' shit for you. I'm not sittin' around while you are tearin' it down around us. I'm not livin' a lie while you swim in denial 'Cause you're already dead and gone You leave me out on the curb just like everyone else before you. Welcome to my world Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone. I know that yes it burns And I'm drowning in the ashes Kicking Screaming Welcome to my world I don't care what you think I'm not seeing a shrink. I'm not doing this again. I'm not another student or a mother to take your shit out on So let's see what you got, let's see what you're not And what ever else you pretend You defended my intention long ago Welcome to my world Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone. Another lesson burned And I'm drowning in the ashes Kicking Screaming Welcome to my world So here I am again. Middle of the end. And the choice i wish id made I always m

Eyes On Fire
Eyes on fire,a passion burning on your lips my heart like ice, melts deep inside your finger tips our shadows dance beneath your graceful light your whisperiging sweet breath on me as I hold you tight we are one here you and I, there's no way we can deny The passions burning in our souls, as it heals and makes us whole. (chorus) Rapture sweet the warm embrace Like laughters glow upon your face I'm stricken by your lips your angels kiss Awaiting you and evenings bliss Is it wishful thinking to love you this way A dreamers reality hopes you dont fade away The wanting and yurning that I feel wants only to hold you so I know that this is real Lips like wine I'm drunk on you, Whats this broken soul to do All my passions burn like flames , Leaving me screaming out your name.

You And Me
What day is it? And in what month? This clock never seemed so alive I can't keep up and I can't back down I've been losing so much time Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do Nothing to lose And it's you and me and all of the people And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right I'm tripping on words You've got my head spinning I don't know where to go from here Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do Nothing to prove And it's you and me and all of the people And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you There's something about you now I can't quite figure out Everything she does is beautiful Everything she does is right Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do Nothing to lose And it's you and me and all of the people And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you and me and all of the people with

Erudite? Maybe......
Those of you that talk to me, know me, occasionally peak at my profile page, my blogs, and stalk me through staring at my pics, may know that I enjoy witty banter, and the usage of fancy $10 words. I came across a list of words this morning that had me 'lmao' or even 'pmsl'. I shall share them with you. You may feel the need to consult a dictionary, but trust me, you do not need too. The definitions have been provided, and after reviewing them myself, I feel they are true and correct. Let me know if you find any errors! ;) ABASH: A high school graduation party. ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ACCOUNT: A Countess's husband. ACRE: Literally means the amount of land plowable in one day. So in my case it would be four feet by four feet. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents boug

In The Satrs
As I am saying good night at the end of the day, And you are not here, but many miles away, I close my eyes and try to go to sleep, Suddenly I remember some thing that my mom had said to me………., Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be. So I say to you meet me in the stars………. When distance tends to keep us apart, Remember I still hold you near in my heart. When the night together, can't be ours, Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. Meet me in the stars, I'll be waiting there for you. With a bottle of wine and glasses for two. Just close your eyes and there you will see, Waiting in the stars, just for you I will be. And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles. I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged, But you are not there, no hug to exchange. I sit alone waiting, with hope in my heart, No longer wanting to be kept apart. Suddenly in the distance, a shadow appears, A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear. There is

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I saw this the other day in the News Paper where presidential candidate for the democratic side was in Iraq (obama). I thought to myself what good could come out of this? Then I semi felt like hey wait a minute what an idiot and the only good could come out would be those wanting the troops back home would gain his vote. I see it as more of a motivational move on his part to gain backers, supporters and to show his foreign policy would be one that people would trust. You ever heard the term “Free Lunch”? There always is a catch, whether it is immediate or months or years down the road the catch comes up from behind you and then you know you have been swindled. Why don’t more congressmen go overseas and fix governmental problems, create better international welfare between countries we have mixed emotions with (gun fire), eat dinner at foreign leaders palaces and call off the dogs of war (nuclear weapons)…….then I thought…why because there is nothing in it for those we choose as leaders

Ok Fine Know One Loves Me Ill Just Deal Wit It I Guess
I'M IN TWO GIVE AWAYS RIGHT NOW IN WHICH I NEED 40K FOR ONE AND 50K FOR THE OTHER.. THAT IS A TOTAL OF 90K IN COMMENTS.. HOLLY HOT DAMN THATS A WHOLE LOT OF COMNENTS FOR ONE PERSON TO DO.. PLZ CLICK ANYONE OF THESE PICS PLZ AND BOMB IT HARD TY TY OK OK ILL UPLOAD A FEW NUDE PHOTOS FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY IF YOU BOMB FOR ME.. DEAL? HA OMG LOL THATS JUST CRAZY IM JUST JOKING.. THERES LIKE NOT A CHANCE ON ANYONES LIFE I'D DO THAT. BUT HEY AT LEAST I WAS TRYING SO CAN YOU TRY FOR ME PLZ. JUST 50 ON ANYONE OF THOSE PICS.. I DONT CARE WHICH ONE.. DONT MATTER TO ME.. JUST PLZ HIT ONE OF THEM FOR ME TY

Lookin Good ???
Life has a bright side and a dark side, for the world of relativity is composed of light and shadows. If you permit your thoughts to dwell on evil, you yourself will become ugly. Look only for the good in everything, that you absorb the quality of beauty

I Wanna
I wanna lay beside you watch you sleep so i can tease ya in the morning i wanna kiss every inch of your body just to show my love i wanna cuddle up with you and watch a few good movie i wanna make love to you allnight long just so you kno whos the man i wanna spend sometime with you to show just how much i do care about you i wanna tell you how much i do love you an cherish our neverending love i wanna by cleon

Real Life Angels
Everyday, in the world around us, real life angels are doing the things that they do... and bringing more smiles to the world around them. real life angels build bridges instead of waves. they don,t play hide and seek with the truth they do whatever they can to help you. real life angels are what " inner beauty " is all about. real life angels understand difficulties and always give the benefit of the doubt. they don,t hold up others to the standards they can,t live by themselves. real life angels don,t hold things against you, the only thing they hold is you. they take your hand in there,s when you need a little reassurance. they walk beside you when you need a little guidance and direction in your life, and they support you in your attempts to do what is right. real life angels multiply your smiles and add to your integrity. they make you feel like, " hey i am really somebody who matters, " then they quietly prove to you how beautiful and true that feeling really is. if you come acro

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well first off let me say Fubar fuckin rocks. I apprciate all the feedback and support ive been shown on this site. Now to business, I have grown into the man i am through many hardships and alot of good experiences also. My friends have come and gone and the ones that are still very much a part of my life I have bled for and they have done the same for me. my father is a huge influence on my life as is my mother. I am a deep thinker id like to think, and saying that I am still coming to grips with who I am truly am. I am a few characters all wrapped into one vessel. the people who know me the best have seen them all. I have a niece and 2 nephews and they have given me a fresh outlook on life probably when i needed it the most. you know they say god only gives you what u can handle well I do believe that in certain ways. I am firm believer in the syaing "when one door closes another will open up". I have rolled with so many punches just basing my karma on that alone. and so far it has

Traffic Secrets 2 Download
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I am placing myself on the auction block starting 7-22-08 till 7-29-08 to the highest fubucks bidder.If ur interested in being my fu-wife/owner ,please send me ur bids and also please A/F/R me.Also looking for some true and REAL friends,stop by and check me out and if ya wanna know more about me ,dont be affraid to ask .I dont bite I just nibble,lol,I'm open minded and love most anything ,I'm also honest and to the point and drama free.I look forward to see just who is REAL on here and really wants to be friends and more .Take care and please place ur bids.Lots of love Lester

Show Him Love! Anodyne Rawks!!!
HI TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ON FUBAR .. MY GOOD FRIENDS ANODYNE BIRTHDAY ON THE 23RD JULY ! HE REALLY WANTS TO REACH FU KING ... SO COME ON LETS SHOW HIM SOME REAL FU LOVE RATE/ADD/FAN/BLING HIM !!! PLEASE CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND SHOW HIM WHAT GOOD FRIENDS HE HAS ... Anodyne - Shadow Levelers & Member of W.I.S.E.U.K .. I cant comment bomb .. dont ask ..@ fubar

303 One Of My Personal Favorites
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. Henri Nouwen

It May Get Wild Up In Here! Bad Kitty's Animal Owners Auction
*~*Bad Kitty's Menagerie Auction*~* ~*~Your favorite Fubarians and their Pets~*~ Come Bid On and Rate your Favorites Rulz for the Auction & Rate Contest: 1. NO DRAMA (If drama starts the auction & contest WILL be CLOSED! 2. The Hostess is NOT a participant in the rate contest. 3. No Comment Bombing (comments are for bidz encouragement and comments by the Hostess and auctionee. 4. Serious Bidders ONLY! (Why waste anyone's Time!) 5. Miniumum bid is 50,000 Fu Bucks Prizes for the rate contest: 1 - Bling Jet for most rates over 200 (200 - ???) 1 - 5 point bling for most over 100 (100 - 200) 1 - 1 point bling for most under 100 (0-100) One prize for each category! One person per category ~*~Bad Kitty-The Hostess & Frisko- Pet Ambassador~*~

Who We Are, And What We're Looking For!
About Our Lounge & How it's formed: I'm sure we've all been fucked over sooner or later by some1 else in our lives right? This is how our lounge was formed. We've been lied to and promised so many things by other lounges. Or we've been demoted for NO reason that made any sense. RIGHT NOW We're Looking For Hotties For Our Lounge, If You're Interested Hit Me Up (leave a comment so the other High Council can see and check you out) Some general Guidelines: 1. SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE!Ya Need 1 No If's And Or Buts! 2. Able To Handle The Pervs, Jerks, Assholes, So on and so forth 3. Be Able To Promote, Comment Bomb, Mass People On Here. And Spread The Word about the lounge As for the cams: No ones gonna be directing you. What so ever you wont be told what to do. You can do as you please, When you please. Not when they ask you. it's up to you. We're all here to have fun Our lounge comes complete with NO drama (and we'll make sure of it) We Have A High Cou

A Short Life
A once thought cherished life seemed full with hope and promise now hits a ditch and never recovers. I fall fast lose breath and all sense of thought. Tears replace smiles, years to days. my heart being crushed under just a few words. It seems all around me days way before they should and now i will join that company at 28 years 9 months and 3 days.I don't complain about the pain not complaining about death but have have learned to accept. I worry bout those around me and how i will miss them so. But i will not make my last 2 weeks a burden to them as they have only given me happiness. I thank you all for what you done you know who you are. And say goodbye so the pain can start now and end sooner. I miss you all deeply and know i care but i have to go and ask you all to take care.

Wait Till My Money Drowns You
La la like weezy wait till my money right like Kanyeezi, I dropped out of college chasin dreams but not easy, Money gettin tight like virgins I see the, game got hacks and pros lack style to be the, best at the greatness i'm unknown like faceless, but let my shit drop hood niggas gone chase it. Like dogs and cars, I be like a rocket chasin my star. and thanx to a chic name mari its not scarey to go that far, cause if was playin golf nigga i'd be on par. Not addicted to cash but i love good livin, new shoes every week, condos that i ain't lived it. Lambo's that i ain't driven, no hoe that i ain't been in. I can picture me swimmin in champagne lightin blunts wit big bens, and its time for a change gotta shit like depends, you fake rappers wanna front like your lyrics is the nicest but the truth of it all you know you ass ain't the tightest...like faggots in prison, you bend over more than that bird when its been drinkin...stinkin like dick juice...nigga you don't get it i'm sayin you sof

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: O&a Return Live, Nick Dipaolo, Scott Rigsby, Mythbusters, Philippe Petit, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets On S
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Woo Hoo! It's Tuesday, and the Opie and Anthony Show is almost germ-free and ready to broadcast. We have a hell of a show lined up today, kids... so hold on to your hats, beanies, fedoras, or anything else that's resting on your head. Adam and Jamie, the almighty Mythbusters will be in studio promoting their new Shark Week season. Also joining the POgram will be the inspirational Scott Rigsby, who lost both of his legs in an accident years ago, and now competes in triathalons. Also, we'll meet Philippe Petit, the French high wire artist who gained fame for his illegal walk between the former Twin Towers in New York City in 1974. Finally, we're hanging with our buddy Nick DiPaolo, who is performing at The Bay Street Theatre Sag Harbor this weekend. ...speaking of comedians, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony

Has The Country Gone Mad?
Today I walked into a UPS store to mail a package containing a book and a C.D. I approached the counter an employee who was a young man maybe 25 years old asked me how he could help me. I told him that I wanted to mail this package and I wanted to have it marked fragile. He said, "Fragile?" I said yes, Fragile. He said, "Oh no, you don't want to mark it fragile. If someone here is having a bad day and they see that your package is marked fragile they may intentionally step on it or kick it." I said, "Excuse me, would you mind repeating what you just said?" The young man reiterated what he had just said in an attempt to dissuade me from having the package marked fragile. I said, "So, if I put the contents of my package in a box would one of your employees run it over with a car?" He said, "No, I am just saying that some times people are in a bad mood here and when they see "fragile" written on a package they will take their frustrations out on the package. I said, "I tell

The Closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, notrealizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold.' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The Dad asks, '

I'm Tired, And Feel Like Bitching
why the fook do people send me shouts/comments right after i change my status, and ask me about it. example my status said "playing guitar hero" you think people would understand, that i'm not on the computer at that time. but i get shouts asking if i've ever played a real guitar. or asking what i'm doing....or blah blah whatever. morons!

Interesting Data Just Received On Taxes
INTERESTING DATA JUST RECEIVED ON TAXES Spread the word..... This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry. Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election: CAPITAL GAINS TAX MCCAIN 0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax. OBAMA 28% on profit from ALL home sales How does this affect you? If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes. If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income. DIVIDEND TAX MCCAIN 15% (no change) OBAMA 39.6% How will this affect yo

Playmate/pimp Application
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THE OTHER NIGHT BnC ASKED IF HE COULD SEE ME ON CAM, WHEN I REFUSED HE TOOK OFFENSE, CALLED ME NASTY NAMES AND THEN GOT OTHERS [ROGER] TO RE-RATE ALL OF MY PICTURES FROM A 10 TO A 1. NOW THIS IS WHAT I CONSIDER STALKER MATERIAL...ROGER WHO HAD NEVER TALK TO ME BEFORE REFERED TO ME AS An "UGLY FAT ASS NASTY BITCH" ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO LOOK AT BnC's "DICK". WHAT CAN I DO TO KEEP ASSHOLES LIKE THIS AWAY FROM MY PROFILE.....IT IS MY CHOICE TO TALK TO WHO I CHOOSE TO. I HAVE BLOCKED BOTH BnC & ROGER, BUT THEY ARE GETTING ALL OF THERE FRIENDS TO STOP BY AND LEAVE NASTY COMMENTS......THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FUN, SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE ARE TURNING OUT TO BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE....CONTEMPLATING ON DELETING MY PROFILE......I DON'T NEED THIS AGGRIVATION ANYMORE...

Bling For 100 Comments And A Rate! Help My Dream Team Out!
IT BLING TIME LEAVE A 100 COMMENTS AND I WILL BLING YOU! CLICK ON THE PICK BELOW SEND MESSAGE TO AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~@ fubar COME NOW HELP MY FRIEND PEEK-ABOO (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-07-21 23:21:33')

Trip To Six Flags
This is my first 'blog'...as a matter of fact, I am feeling uneasy about writing this. I never thought I would (write in a blog), but this is just too funny to keep inside... I took a trip to Six Flags in Springfield/Agawam, MA today. I went with two good friends, both of which whom I had gone to elementary school with. It was an awesome day, started with a couple rides then games. Then spent several hours in the water park. I, being the st00pid one, did not apply sun-lotion onto my person...instead i baked....heh go me...my face/back/chest is burnt like hell... After the water park, we made our way to lunch, followed by a couple more rides.....We did "scream" and then to "superman." Two rides not known for their stomach settling abilities. Have you ever noticed how you get strapped into rides at parks/carnivals? You put the overhead restraint on and tighten it as far as it'll go. Then some jackass kid will walk and push everyone's restraint in tighter. Damn near causing

Hilarious
so im sitting at my friends house with a group of us, tiffany is very drunk. its the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. i have congradulated her on making me laugh so hard i peed myself. some of her words; what are those things with sticks that are sticks with pine needles on them a porcupine, heres a bobby pin oh bandaids! he looks like mr. mcgoo, pooning, spilling her sock, trying to dry it off by walking because it creates friction. and being taller and having smaller feet doesnt factfatically make sense. oh shit she found the piano. they have mexicans i wonder if they are out there protesting? i wanna change my pants cuz you havepants that are loose fitting and then you have sweats. you know? did you see them they were surrounding the house. when i think about surrounding i think they are like all around the house. i feel like im the only one standing up and i feel like everyone is looking at me and i feel that if you just take a shot with me then everyone wont be looking a

Buy Santa And Get Pressies
The Auction is Open, Come check out what these People have to offer, Bid On them if you wantThe auction will end July 28thSo come show these people all the love that they deserve, even if you don't bid rate their picMost Rates gets 25 Credit Bling Pack from meღ GothiqueTemptation ღ♥BooBoo♥Psycho Mamma~J+A+B=ME~ {Chunky Chicken}Purrrfectly SinfulBarrylicious~~Serenaty~~AKA Sexie MamiThe Gate to Cemetery

Do You Want To Blame Pms
omg i'm feeling like a hoe i dont feel that i would even make good company for a john that i'm hoeing for the pimp would demand that i give all money back to the client for that was no satisfaction oh yea i'm point whore today rate me add me or fan me too dont expect me to do it back cause i'm just not in the mood if you ask me i just say fuck you cause i'm just not in the mood what mood am i in dont ask i might tell you just my mood

Serbia Captures Fugitive Karadzic
Serbia captures fugitive Karadzic Bosnian Serb war crimes suspect Radovan Karadzic, one of the world's most wanted men, has been arrested in Serbia after more than a decade on the run. The Bosnian Serb wartime political leader disappeared in 1996. He has been indicted by the UN tribunal for war crimes and genocide over the 1995 massacre at Srebrenica. The appointment of a new, pro-European government in Belgrade last month appears to have cleared the way for his arrest, says a BBC correspondent. The European Union, which the new government hopes to join, has put Serbia under considerable pressure to hand over indicted war criminals to the UN tribunal in The Hague. But Mr Karadzic's wartime military leader, Ratko Mladic, remains at large. 'Located and arrested' The arrest of Radovan Karadzic was welcomed by war crimes prosecutors in The Hague as a "milestone". He has been brought before Belgrade's war crimes court, a legal procedure that indicates he

Funny Baby Joke.......lmao
The Career Ambitions of Babies There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

My Fundraising Fubucks Auction Results
Here are the results to my Fund Raising Fubucks Auction.. If you won please contact me.. be sure to contact the person who you bid on.. there links will be included if it's not from me.. have any questions feel free to private message me.. Thank you all for participating.. and a special thanks to the men who donated to me. ya'll are awesome *hugs* 1 NSFW SALUTE FROM ME WINNING BID: 400K WON BY: Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar 1 NSFW VID SALUTE FROM ME WINNING BID: 500K WON BY: DJ Countryboy Superman (Leader of the JLM & The American Sex Symbols) (Owned by Zatanna)@ fubar 10 EDITS WINNING BID: 20K WON BY: *Thump☆Star*™@ fubar 10 GRAPHICS WINNING BID: 55K WON BY: Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay and LaUgHiNgGiRl@ fubar 3 BULLYS MADE FOR THEM OR A FRIEND WINNING BID: 35K WON BY: Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay and LaUgHiNgGiRl@ fubar LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR A MONTH WIN

100 Comments For A Bling
IT'S BLING TIME LEAVE A 100 COMMENTS AND I WILL BLING YOU! CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW SEND MESSAGE TO AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~@ fubar COME NOW HELP MY FRIEND PEEK-ABOO (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~MY OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-07-21 21:42:51')

Is The Haley Bop Comet Coming
ok whats the matter with me havent written anything worth posting in a lone time am i patient omg am i burnt all burned out this is more than a writer's block burnt out seems to be it burnt out is all i feel i feel so unproductive all i want to do is lay on the beach then the storms have slowed that down too active no i'm not beginning to feel like i'm a virgin again is virgin just a burnt all burned out hoe seem i am that too

My Birthday Pimpout By: Teresa
OMG ITS A BIRTHDAY AND She is so close to DISCIPLE Let's help her make her day even more special by making her our next disciple. RATE HER, SPANK HER, BLING HER LETS GET IT DONE ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar This pimpout brought to you Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar

Nothing But Trouble
OMG ITS A BIRTHDAY AND She is so close to DISCIPLE Let's help her make her day even more special by making her our next disciple. RATE HER, SPANK HER, BLING HER LETS GET IT DONE ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar This pimpout brought to you Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar

Need A Live In Real Life Lifestyle Slave
My Master and I are out to find a Female slave willing to live and travel with me and my Master. We travel the country performing on stage and doing photo shoots. The female slave will also be trained in the De-Sade lifestyle and will learn the daily operations of a photo/Video Studio. The female slave will be single and have no children or pets. The female slave will not use drugs and must be well groomed. The female slaves transportation and room and board will be taken care of. The female slave must be physicaly fit and healthy with no STD's. My Master has over 20 years in the De-Sade Lifestyle of BDSM. We travel the country attending Conventions and doing photo shoots and stage shows. and need a live in slave. We are on tour currently up the East coast to Toronto then work our way back down to FetishCon in Tampa mid August. The we head west toward Cali all the way up to Seattle before ending the year in LA for new Years blast. Write us and let us know your interested.

Thanks All You All Rock
SHOW LOVE DJ DISTURBED {R/L/H2SYCHO}~!~ FU OWNED 'cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1' on '2008-07-21 22:15:17') (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl' on '2008-07-21 22:16:12')