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Tyme To Transform
I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY BASICS, WHICH IS TAKE CARE OF ME AT ANY COST. I GOTTA GET MY MIND RIGHT AND GET BACK ON MY GAME. BACK TO MAKING MY OWN RYTHMS AND EXPECTING PEOPLE TO GET WITH IT OR GET OUT THE WAY ITS 2008. I HAVE BEEN IN THE SLUMP FOR TO LONG. I GOT COMFORTABLE DOING NOTHING AND THAT JUST AINT ME. I LET NOUNS GET IN MY WAY, NOW THE TIME FOR THAT IS OVER... THIS IS A WAKE UP CALL TO MYSELF.. I DONE FALL BACK SO MUCH THAT NOW IM WAY BEHIND. SO THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE NEW ME THAT TURNED OUT NOT TO WORK WELL AT ALL. SO ERICA, GET YA MIND RIGHT AND GET BACK TO BASIC, CAUSE SWEETHEART...YOUR LATE.......ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THE PEP TALK... TIME TO PICK MY MISSION STATEMENT OF THE YEAR.... ALRIGHT WOMAN.....LET`S GET IT!!!!!!!!

America Needs Leaders Like This
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: TLC Wellness Studios Date: Jan 30, 2008 10:35 AM Subject: America Needs A Leader Like This To: hapkidan@gmail.com, enicecholi@yahoo.com, tlamb2@comcast.net, Tera Sorenson , Lee and Linda Tarrell , tiff.tank@yahoo.com, panic_button_0055@hotmail.com, aaron.kern@hotmail.com, shari.m@verizon.net, marc forman , justinjhoran@hotmail.com, lisa_mngr@yahoo.com, vibranthealthfoundation@gmail.com Subject: We Need a Leader Like This. America Needs A Leader Like This! Prime Minister John Howard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered s ome Australian Muslims on Wed nesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Lea

Kid 'n Play - The Battle (kid Vs. Play)
[ Play ] It's the P-l-a-y, just here to say hi Askin you may I, tell you 'bout the day I Picked up a microphone, a pad and a pen The legend of the Tramp begins The party host with the most giving you a dose, see Needing instructions, so listen closely Two lines form, it makes you to step to him Fellas at the backdoor, girls by the bedroom The name is Play, don't dare play me cheap The microphone is a broom and I'ma sweep ya Off your feet with feelings that you never felt Another notch in the belt It's no secret, I like to freak with the best of them Then head to the stage in a test of men And when it's done and said and said and done Play's gonna be the victorious one [ Play ] Yeah Dope, ain't it? He-he, I know [ Kid ] Man, gimme that mic! [ Play ] Oh, you want some of this? [ Kid ] Yo, it's my turn [ Play ] Yeah, go for yours [ Kid ] Anything you can do, I can do better I can do anything better than you [ Play ] No you can't [ Kid ] Yes I can [

Sticky Situation
IM STUCK IN A SITUATION THAT, IS NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF, LOVE IS SOMETHING I MAY HAVE MADE A MESS OUT OF. NOW IM STUCK, TORN AND RIPED APART. NOT KNOWING IF MY LOVER SHARES HIS HEART. I GOTTA MAKE A DECISION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, BECAUSE IM ONE THAT NEEDS A COMPLETE LOVER.

Get Paid To Have Fun
I am on this website that pays you for everything you do. Its a social networking where you can meet all kinds of people and make all kinds of friends like we do here. Come join me and check it out. I will help ya get the hang of it if ya need help :-) Put this in your URL bar but make sure its all together with no spacesand where I have dot typed in just put a dot: http: //r dotyuwie dotcom /cindynkarl

Thats It!
LETTING YOU GO WAS HARD AS HELL, I FELT SOMETIMES I WANTED TO YELL. GAVE YOU A LOT, GAVE IT MY ALL, BUT THIS LIFETIME WE MUST NOT HAVE BE DESTINED TO FALL, TO FALL AND FIND EACH OTHERS HEART, I KNOW WHAT IT IS AND KNEW WHAT IT WAS. THATS IT THATS ALL...

01-30-08 (wishes)
___________ January 30, 2008 Today's blog should be fun ... Who hasn't Wished for something? As a youngster I remember conspiring with kids on the things we'd do if ever given some wish. The most common was: "To wish for more wishes" It's funny to think of the things I'd come up with ... Being still about the same thing I'd wish for today. Well, Not anything to do with women though" (back then - as it would now) I do remember wishing in the back of my mind as a child for my dad to stop drinking or my mom to stop smoking ... But when friends ask it was some crazy gadgets Like 007 had or fast cars, remote Island, tons of money ... (different siblings if I was ticked at times) lol So well go right to: If somehow you got one wish ...

Yeah Sometimes Its Like That
She stood on the tracks Waving her arms Leading me to that third rail shock Quick as a wink She changed her mind She gave me a night That's all it was What will it take until I stop Kidding myself Wasting my time There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna There's nothing in it for you 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna We laid on the beach Watching the tide She didn't tell me there were rocks Under the waves Right off the shore Washed up on the sand Barely alive Wishing the undertow would stop How can a man take anymore There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna There's nothing in it for you 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna I'm failing in school Losing my friends Making my family lose their minds I don't want to eat I don't want to sleep I only want Leyna one more time Now I'm in

One More Fix?
Saturday night, and you're still hangin' around. Tired of living in your one-horse town. You'd like to find a little hole in the ground, For awhile. So you go to the Village in your tie-dyed jeans. And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens. It's like some pornographic magazine, And you smile. But Captain Jack will get you high tonight, And take you to your special island. Captain Jack will get you by tonight. Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'. Your sister's gone out,she on a date. You just sit at home and masturbate. Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait For that call. So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes. And you look so polished, from your hair down to your toes. Ah but still, your finger's gonna pick your nose After all. But Captain Jack will get you high tonight, And take you to your special island. Captain Jack will get you by tonight. Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'. So you decide to tak

Close To The Borderline
Blackout, heatwave, .44 caliber homicide The bums drop dead and dogs go mad In packs on the West Side Young girl standing on a ledge looks like another suicide She wants to hit those bricks 'Cause the news at six gotta stick to a deadline While the millionaires hide in Beekman Place The bag ladies throw their bones in my face I get attacked by a kid with stereo sound I don't want to hear it but he won't turn it down Life is tough but it's just enough To hold back the tears until it's closing time I survived, I'm still alive But I'm getting close to the borderline Close to the borderline A buck three eighty Won't buy you much lately on the street these days And when you can get gas You know you can't drive fast anymore on the parkways Rich man, poor man, either way American Shoved into the lost and found The no nuke yell we're gonna all go to hell With the next big meltdown I got remote control and a color T.V. I don't change channels so they must change me I

Oklahoma Bound
IT IS OFFICIAL I AM LEAVING UTAH TODAY AND WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS . I AM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA. I GOT A DREAM JOB OF A LIFETIME. (WELL AT LEAST FOR ME). IT WILL BE BARN WITH OVER 25 HORSES AND 30 COWS AND THEY HAVE A HOUSE ON PROPERTY FREE OF RENT PLUS UTILITIES, LETTING ME BOARD MY HORSES AND THEN PAY STARTING AT 700 A MONTH. FOR SPENDING. FARM FEATURES THIS IS A TOP NOTCH REIGNING RANCH. 150 X 300 OUTDOOR SLIDING TRACK, 2 INDOOR ARENAS, INDOOR ROUND PEN, ELECTRIC HORSE WALKER, 40 STALLS, BREEDING LAB, 18 STAR MARE HOTEL, AND SEVERAL LARGE TURN OUTS. I AM NOT NO FAKE COWBOY OR I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS!!!

Plz Read The Truth About The Real Fubar
Sometimes, it’s hard to be true in this world. Everybody is a great actor on the big stage. Acting up the role they wish to play And create a whole new world full of deceits. People convince themselves a lot And will eventually believe in those lies. Exactly like when I induced myself that he would soon be mine Because I “convinced” myself that he loved me as much. Time passed and thousands times I persuaded my mind passed Saying that I’m over him, that my heart is mended. But of course, at times a script is hard to be comprehended And I become the fool who kills the play on the big stage. I often cheer for him, the star of the show, Who has a talent that he doesn’t even know he has. He’s so good at making people sad And at the same moment, innocently wonders what he did wrong. He certainly must convince himself, too That he has the rights to give others heartthrobs By giving them inexistent loves and hopes And let them live in lies that sounds so believable.

Zoe Jane
Just some info on what this song means to me... Every day that goes by that I don't see my daughter, this song digs into me and pulls my heart out of my chest. I promised her, when she was born, that I'd always be there. Her Mother is making that impossible. It's a daily struggle, and it's heavier on my heart than anything else, but it's my life, and I'm living it... somehow... Staind - Zoe Jane Well I want you to notice To notice when I'm not around And I know that your eyes see straight through me And speak to me without a sound [CHORUS] I want to hold you Protect you from all of the things I've already endured I want to show you Show you all the things that this life has in store for you I'll always love you The way that a father should love his daughter When I walked out this morning I cried as I walked to the door I cried about how long I'd be away for I cried about leaving you all alone [CHORUS] I want to hold you Protect you from all of the thing

Oklahoma Or Bust!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS OFFICIAL I AM LEAVING UTAH TODAY AND WON;T BE ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS . I AM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA. I GOT A DREAM JOB OF A LIFETIME. (WELL AT LEAST FOR ME). IT WILL BE BARN WITH OVER 25 HORSES AND 30 COWS AND THEY HAVE A HOUSE ON PROPERTY FREE OF RENT PLUS UTILITIES, LETTING ME BOARD MY HORSES AND THEN PAY STARTING AT 700 A MONTH. FOR SPENDING. FARM FEATURES THIS IS A TOP NOTCH REIGNING RANCH. 150 X 300 OUTDOOR SLIDING TRACK, 2 INDOOR ARENAS, INDOOR ROUND PEN, ELECTRIC HORSE WALKER, 40 STALLS, BREEDING LAB, 18 STAR MARE HOTEL, AND SEVERAL LARGE TURN OUTS. I AM NOT NO FAKE COWBOY OR I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS!!!

Another Day Of Laughs
Well if you know me, I am one person who doesnt like to go without laughs. There has been a few times that I ran freakin scared and did nuttin but cry...........but that was short lived... Now i have had my surgery on my face and at this time with all the test iam back and no signs of cancer once again.. I am sitting here thinkin which probly isnt best thing for me should just take it and run but i cant with knowing that that can all change and believe me i know it can. But to all my family and friends thank you for all the support and help. It means more then you could possibly ever know, I guess I am smilen every day and not letting a day go by that i will not smile regardless of what is goin on. Once again thank you and know i love you all dearly. Sincerely Bree

It's Been A While...
Staind - It's Been A While And it's been a while Since I could hold my head up high And it's been a while since I first saw you And it's been a while since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been a while since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means It's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been a while since I can say I love myself as well and And it's been a while since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been a while but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And it's been a while Since I could look at myself straight And it's been a while since I said

Man Ppl Really Need To Get To Know Me
IM A GOOD LETTE I TREAT ALL MY FAMILY WITH LUV AND RESPECT I DONT CAUSE DRAMA JUST WANTED PEOPLE WHO TELL ME THAT THEY ARE DOWN FOR ME TO BE FOR REAL. IF YOUR MY FRIEND AND HOMIE THEN U SHOULD BE READING MY BLOGS AND FINDING OUT WUT IM REALLY ABOUT CUZ I KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS AND STUFF CUZ I TALK TO THEM READ THERE BLOGS. YES I KNOW I HAVE BEEN HIT MOLESTED MENTAL AND PYSICALLY ABUSED AND MY HEART RIPPED OUT BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND I GET USED ALOT BUT I AINT GONNA LET ANYONE SHIT CHANGE ME IM STILL GONNA B THIS DOWN ASS LETTE I HAVE ALLWAYS BEEN FOR ANYONE WHO IS MY FAM OR FRIEND YOU ALLWAYS HAVE A TRUE FRIEND IN ME. NEVER NEED TO ASK IM THERE BOOYA LUV YA

To All My Friends I Have Met
Just wanna tell all my friends that i have met on here that as of February 5th when i get back from vaction from Florida im done with Fubar i will be deleteing my acount.I,ve had alot of fun with most of the people on here but its just no fun anymore !!! Theres better thangs in life then to have to worry about a make beleave web site that causes trouble with other people !!! I might be back one these days but dont see it anytime soon !!!!! so to all my friends its been fun get ahold of me if ya wanna chat before i leave !!!!! thanks everyone, TAB

Naughty Application
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? .. 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. shaved or trimed? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss after oral or swallowing? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum. 2 guys/ 2 girls ? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Does size count ? 22. Do you swallow, spit or share ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT NAUGHTY APPLICATI

My Life Is Always Fun.....
My life is always fun,When its not i make it fun.I love to hang out with friends and go to the bars.I have a Thursday night trudition to hang with my friends at this very fun bar....So now on the nights i can't be out...(I HAVE KIDS) I can hang with my friends at the Fubar!!!!

Bubba And The Shrink
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" " Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!" Git 'ER dun!

One Day At A Time
Well this has been my first week with just me and my daughter. I get her from day care on friday and have her til the next friday. I'm trying to keep contact with my wife down to a minumum not for my daughters sake but for mine. Just seeing her kills me. My wife moved out of the house and I've been taking care of my daughter for the past three days at our house. It has been hard at times. Being in the house were we all used to live and things not being the same. But I planned out the meals and went shopping. I even came in under budget. So I'm not the mr mom yet, but I know when I have to take care of my daughter I can. I'm stilling working on the schedualing thing. Getting her up and ready in the morning isn't as easy as my wife used to make it look. But we are getting our routine down. I just wonder if I'm being the great dad I should be? But only time will tell. Money sure is tight right now and that is a thing that is always going to bother me. But when I have my daughter I'm n

Females Taking Applications... Why Fantasize...
Woke up and was wet as hell this morning. As I laid there fantasizing about having my pussy eating. I grabbed my vibrator next to me and start to satisfy myself............... hummmmm any females out there will to fullfill my fantasy......Taking Applications!!!!

Redneck Valentine
Valentines, Redneck Style Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.'Cuz you married me back in '74.Still them fellers at work they all want to know,What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can.Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.Yo're as cute as a

I Havent Been On Here In A Minute
I havent been on this thing in forever.. Alot has CHANGED since I was last time.. I lost my job because they shut the plant down.. I am PREGNANT! The baby is due on July 1oth, 08.. I find out monday what the baby is (girl/boy)... and I am in college FULL TIME and getting ready to be a mommy! Other than that.. Life is still life..

Family & Friends
TO MY DEAR AND SWEET FRIENDS I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR TIME AND ENGERY THAT YOU HAVE PUT INTO STANDING BESIDE ME. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CAN REPAY YOU ALL FOR YOUR AWESOME FRIENDSHIP. I CAN ONLY BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED ME. I JUST CANNOT PUT THIS IN TO WORDS AND ONLY SPEAK FROM MY HEART. SOOOOOOO I WILL BE STAYING ON FUBAR MUCH LOVE!!! ♥ XOXOXOXOO

Leave Me A Message!
Hi my friends! I updated my profile and now you can leave me a voice message there if you want. It would be great to hear your voice! But please speak slow, so I can understand you well, lol! I am looking forward to hear from you!

Letting Go
I woke up with tears in my eyes I looked around You are not here Gone again, Your presence vanished Alone in the bed, I lie Where are you now, You got to let me know Are you in her arms Should I let you go now Should I still be waiting for you to come back? Where are you now You gotta let me know Tell me your thoughts So, I can let you go Where is your heart You gotta tell me So, I can walk away Tell me now The heart is lost So, I can let you go

Move
I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your breast, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountains begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of your creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Pushing my love into you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding in resounding

~~ Be My Valentine Application ~~
~~ Be My Valentine Application ~~ This is the "Be My Valentine Application" Everyone knows there's at least one person on Fubar that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who reply's back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Wanted to hold me? Wanted to date me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot

Happy
i have found someone that makes me really happy lately...i find myself thinking of her all the time and just hearing her voice puts a smile on my face.... i am trying to control how i feel about her and not fall to fast but i find myself falling more and more each day.... she's everything i want in a woman and i would do anything to make her happy... i just hope she realizes how i feel about her and that what i say is true...

Ready For Love
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Ha!!
I sometimes cant understand why some ppl do and say what they do ! Yes that just made no sense, but to me.. it does..LOL I honestly think i am a very attractive girl.. Yes I AM HAPPILY MARRIED !!!! and would absolutely NEVER leave my husband especially for someone over the comp... Thats just STUPID !! Yes i flirt and like to have interesting conversations..but means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !! ppl can take it the wrong way and think it means more when ummm NEGATIVE !!! SOO anyways.. Moral of this log with no point.. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU !! I WOULD BE WAYYYYY TO GOOD FORYOU ANYWAYS!!! he ! i was just annoyed at someone who mademe feel like I was not good enough !! BLAH TO YOU!!!!

Alone
There was this boy He loves this girl Before he met her, He is a lonely man Meeting her Was a gift of God She bought laughter to his lonely heart Noises in his quiet world Love to his broken heart The girl was a miracle Every night, He thank GOD for his gift He gives her his heart He gives her everything But,Happiness don't last for long Soon,there is nothing left Only death awaits her On her deathbed, He cries Praying GOD for another miracle "Please God, Let her live. Take me instead." His prayers unanswered Her eyes begin to close As his tears roll to the floor Her hands turning cold As night falls Suddenly, all is gone He is alone again Abandoned

Texas Friends
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind when the cops come and will go back after they leave to find you TEXAS FRIENDS: Will pick you up and throw you on there shoulders carrying you through the bushes so you both don't get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will help you up and take you to the hospital after the fight you got into. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will find the mother fucker and beat his ass then come get you and take you to the hospital --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. -----------------------------------------

Fubar Friends List
Ok I have like 30 (maybe less) friends on my list here but none talk to me when I am on, I have said hello to them but not many respond or talk to me. So I am saying this if you still want to be my friend please let me know and I shall remove you for my list, if you do then talk to me sometime.

Today On World Rock Radio
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From Me To Him
for months me and chris have been putting videos and such into a folder just for our eyes only.. lil somethings while one is away being at work or spending time with each others family... it would be something special to come home too..specially on bad days for us.. ways to pick each other up and reminds us why we are so special to one another. this isnt goin to be private..I think the world should be so lucky as to have the love we have for each other and bein it long distance, its a perfect example on how if you work hard enough for something or someone you love..nothing can stop you in your dreams of finding happiness with that special someone. so this is a video I found ..and a cover at that.. also a special something for him to come home too. I hope you all enjoy it and he does also. I love you chris no song, no words, no thought could ever fully say what my heart, soul and mind feel for you. but its worth a shot no?

Black And White
BLACK AND WHITE..Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.)........ My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym. I th

Animal Mis-analogies
If you think about it, some of the daily expresssions we use that have animal references in them make no sense: Eat like a bird (birds actually eat 50% of their body weight daily) Eat like a pig (pigs are really rather clean animals and won't soil their eating area) Quiet as a mouse (between squeaking a scrathching, they make a heck of a racket!) Hung like a horse (hmmm .... ok, I'll give you that one) Lone wolf (wolves are very social animals and rarely travel alone. The are usually in packs)

My Day To Be......
Hey people...I am bored so im posting up on here. My day will go just like this i promise you, it's gonna be freeze my arse off in my cold flippen house untill bout 11. Then get ready for work. Get to work about noon. Get yelled at for not putten up all the truck shipment that came in yesterday. Which wasn't my fault cause i put up 75% of that truck and the other guys were jacken around not doen nothen. So today i'm putten a boot in someones ass if they try and say i havn't done my job. Then i get off work at 830 and i'll be heading home. Come home get some sleep and get up early tomorow and do it all over again! GOD I HATE MY JOB!! But then again doesn't every1?

My Candidate From Start To Finish
Whether you are a Republican or Democrat it doesnt matter what matters is that you have pride, trust, love and interest in you party. I have all of that and I have found the candidate who embodies many of the issues facing our great nation. He is my candidate, my Mayor, my fellow Italian, my brother Ny'er, my boy. Rudy Giuliani, Americas Mayor.

A Lifetime
Never knew that I could feel like this The feeling to share a lifetime with you is so strong It seems so impossible Never knew I can see the sky is blue The world seems to be such a perfect place For you and me to share our lives together Listen to my heart Can you hear it say Seasons may change Flowers may wither But my heart will never dies I would love you To the end of time ich liebe dich

Sayings
# # Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. Voltaire # Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Euripides # Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. Peter Ustinov # Love is infallible; it has no errors, for all errors are the want of love. William Law # Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. June Masters Bacher # Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon

Steak And Roses
------Original Message------- Here's to T-bone Steaks, Yellow Roses and Friendship READ THIS!!!! and then reread it. Especially the last part... I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. He often came with me and almost every time he'd pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he was up to. I'd always spot him walkin g down the aisle with the three yellow roses in his hands. He knew I loved yellow roses. With a heart filled with grief, I only wanted to buy my few items and leave, but even grocery shopping was different since he had passed on. Shopping for one took time, a little more thought than it had for two. Standing by the meat, I searched for the perfect small steak and remembered how he had loved his steak. Suddenly a woman came beside me. She was blonde, sli

Cherrokee And People
Osiyo,My Dear Loving Sister A ni wa ye,Wa-Do For The Beautiful Sendings,May I Say I Love And Feel The Wolf Spirit With us Very Strong My Loving Sister,Aseda Equotanv Adanadodi Dadohi Hi.May The Great Spirit Bless You.May Many Warm Blessings Come To You And Yours And May The Rainbow All Ways Touch Your Shoulder And How Ever Walks Threw Your Door.AHO. Your Brother At Heart PapaRabbit.Do Hi Yi,(Peace) And Harmony To All.

Beltiya
beltiya: no cause that would be lying ->beltiya: can you please change it to a 10... be much appriciated beltiya: thats bs, if you not suppose to rate below a ten they wouldn't give you the option ->beltiya: anything but a 10 is frowned upon around here. if you dont like it and wont vote a 10 dont vote at all beltiya: i'm not into the gorillas that much, but i thought the caption was hillarious, i didn't do it to offend ->beltiya: why did you rate my pic a 5? Logged on this afternoon and see a 5 on my Ape picture. The above conversation happen. She blocked me soon after. I understand they have there options and yes they have every right to rate what they feel. Just bugs the hell out of me that she wouldnt change it when asked, and blocked me so I couldnt 'honestly' rate hers.

Remember Me
time will come and i will be gone with a lot of things left undone but i know you would always remember me who i am, what i used to be and what im gonna be remember me when you walk in the pouring rain like that rain im gonna wash away your pain remember me in the air that you breathe im gonna be the one who'll bring about your life and death remember me whaen you stare at a star kissed night in the darkest night of your life im gonna be your light think of my love as you stare at surging sea my love is like that sea in all its temptous majesty remember me when you cry i'll be there to wipe your tears dry remember me when things go wrong i'll be there to make you strong think of me in the midst of despair im gonna give you tender loving care think of me when you lose hope i'll keep enough of that for us both think of me on your highest point of elation im gonna be with you in suspend animation think of me on your lowest point of depression im gonna take

In A Giveaway
ok so I'm doing another giveaway, this time from stephanie...she is awesome. she gives away all the fubucks on the happy hours. so anyway...if you have some time...you can leave a comment or 2. thanks in advance.

Love
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy. 'Mister,' he said, 'I want to buy one of your puppies.' 'Well,' said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, 'These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.' The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. 'I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take aÂ look?' 'Sure,' said the farmer. And with that he let out aÂ whistle. 'Here, Dolly!' he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As

Robin Williams Plan For America
You gotta love Robin. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,South Korea, the Middle East , and thePhilippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, rega

Naggin-ass Men
OK... you know how you always hear about WOMEN bitching and nagging... Well.. once upon a time when I was young and stupid, 10 years ago to be exact, I married a man who can bitch and nag worse than any woman I have ever met. Divorce was final 6 years ago, and the man is still finding things to throw bitchfests over. OK.. now.. his biggest complaint is money. Our divorce left me with a Sears Card Bill, approx. $4000. OK.. the account was in his name only, and already in collections when our divorce was final. I had no access to the account even when I tried to pay it. But he has since paid the bill himself to get it off his credit report. OK FINE. He is now screaming and jumping up and down because I keep telling him I don't owe him the money. I owed it to the COMPANY. There was no written or verbal agreement between us that I would pay him back for paying it. This is also the jerkoff that is attempting to terminate his rights to my 9 yr old daughter because he says he can'

The Best Recipe For Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies?
He wants cookies ive never baked before and I dont want to make them from a package Im finding a few but he doent want nuts in them.... Anyone have ANY idea? This is the only one im finding... Preheat oven at 350°F. Cook for 8-10 min or until golden brown. 1 1/3 cups butter 2/3 cups lard 2 cups brown sugar 1 cup white sugar 4 eggs 4 tbsp. water 3 cups oatmeal 4 cups flour 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 2 cups chocolate chips

My First Days With Fubar
So here I am walking into fubar for the first time and I must say the welcome I have recieved is more then I expected. I hope this is a good sign of things to come and look forward to meeting and drinking with everyone.

I Dreamed Of You
I dreamed of you even though we had never met. I heard your voice even though we had never spoken. You reached out to me though you were far away. I felt your spirit, your soul, your heart. How could this be? Destiny? Fate? I can't give it a name though I know it was meant to be. I dreamed of you. I heard you. I felt you. I lost myself to you. I want you. I need you. I belong to you.

Yay!
I am SO EXCITED! Mr. Dave and I found an apartment and we're going to start moving our stuff there soon. YAY! I'm seriously so damn happy about this. I feel great about it too, no feelings that I shouldn't do this. This is such a relief for the both of us. I'm so happy.

I Want You
I want you to be happy. I want you to smile. I want you. I want you to hold me. I want you to kiss me. I want you. I want you to feel my passion. I want you to feel my joy. I want you. I want you to want me. I want you.

Pimpout
Meet my Fu-Owner, Kinkstar Sin Kinkstar Sin * Fu-Owned by Mikey * LOL Family@ fubar She is awesome, so go show her lots of luv!!! I'm the proud Fu-Owner of these wonderful people ~~DJ Ozzfanatic2~~No Fan/No Add*~*LuAngel RL/BF~Fu-Owned by Sweet Mel~*Wicked Storm ~WYKD Radio DJ~@ fubar HUNTER / Owned and pimped by Sweet Mel/@ fubar ¤ ßßW GØÐÐ€§§ ¤ ~ ƒÛ_WÎƒËÝ 2 hØñ£Ý§hÎñ£ ~ §Ã®GÉ'§ ßÀÐ GÎ®£§ ~@ fubar ←|▒E▒C▒0▒M▒P▒|→ [Fu-0WnEd By ^Sweet Mel ~Official Gr@ fubar Tulsa's Angel and I are the proud Co-Owners of our wonderful SgtRaider. Go show them both some love. SgtRaider™*Fu-Husband Of Ecuadorian Goddess**Fu-Owned By Tulsa's Angel & Sweet Mel (Promoter Of@ fubar If she is not your friend she should be, so go add her NOW!!! Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar Please show sum extra luv to this amazing guy, he is recovering from knee su

For All The Daughtry Fans Out There
For all you Daughtry fans....On American Idol tonight they will be featuring his song Feels Like Tonight, and also tomorrow night on PBS for those of you that have that channel, he will be performing on PBS Soundstage check your local listings!

Help
If any of you people that are reading this knows dakota muir e-mail me at goarmy_navy@yahoo.com. Please I cant find her its like she vanished I was talking to her on the im but now shes never answaering and her boyfriend rj is starting to worry i dont want him to do anything stuiped like kill himself, I know he might he tired to yesterday. We need your help so please e-mail me. We need to know why she left and wear shes going any information is helpful.

Find Some One Step On You
vaulen time day what it mean when you dont have a souel mate you see every body holding hand and kiss is this what gona happen dont you wish you could be one of the pepol and say happy vaulentime day to a soule mate man i do a person like me who take care of my sister and dont drive couse of stocking it just ant me . rate and coment pleas

1/30/08
Wow, i have learned so much in the last two days, it is absolutely rediculous... BJ, my soon to be ex husband, finally fessed up and told me that it was true that he cheated on me last january... 3-4 hours after i left him for hurting me one night. then the very next day he came down from wv to nc and talked me back for another 8 months of hell... his step-dad called me after i left bj this last time and told me that there was an 18 year old girl in the town where we lived claiming that BJ had gotten her pregnant. of course i confronted him about it and he denied it. Well, i eventually let it go, who really cared anyway? That's what I thought, lmao... this past sunday he calls out of the blue to tell me he needs me to help him with the taxes and he'll give me some of the money, he'd be down here in nc monday. I didn't see him monday, he made up lies all day to avoid it. I met up with him yesterday to supposedly do the taxes, nope, he came clean about the cheating becaus

Red Beans And Rice On Monday
The famous New Orleans dish, "red beans and rice" did not originate with L. H. Hayward & Company; however, this traditional dish is certainly enhanced by using the high quality CAMELLIA BRAND Red Kidney Beans in preparing this meal. Red beans (or more accurately Red Kidney beans) were probably first introduced to Southern Louisiana by the French Canadian settlers who today are known as Cajuns. Red Beans and rice are eaten every Monday in restaurants and homes throughout Southern Louisiana. This tradition goes back to the days when Monday was wash day... It's Monday and most people in New Orleans will eat red beans and rice for lunch or dinner. This easy to prepare New Orleans classic dish is enjoyed by thousands each and every Monday. That's one of our traditions, and it seems it's just always been that way for most of us. Many of the finer food dishes known for being associated with New Orleans, Louisiana contain red beans, but this one has a story we all know and share. Louis

Mon Feb 4 & Fat Tuesday Parade Schedules
Mon. Feb. 4 Proteus Uptown 5:15 p.m. Orpheus Uptown 6 p.m. Zeus Metairie 6:30 p.m. Cleopatra Houma 6:30 p.m. Tues. Feb. 5 Zulu Uptown 8 a.m. Rex Uptown 10 a.m. Elks Uptown after Rex Crescent City Uptown after Elks Argus Metairie 10 a.m. Grela W. Bank 11 a.m. Elks Jeff Metairie 11 a.m. Jefferson Metairie 11 a.m. Lions Covington 10 a.m. Covington Covington Follows Lions Houmas Houma 11 a.m. Kajuns Houma Follows Skunks Lacombe 1 p.m. Chahta-Ima Lacombe 1:30 p.m. Folsom Folsom 1:30 p.m. Bonne Terre Montegut 4 p.m.

Weekend B4 Mardi Gras Parades
Sat. Feb. 2 Bush Bush 9 a.m. NOMTOC West Bank 10:45 a.m. Iris Uptown 11 a.m. Tucks Uptown Noon Endymion Mid-City 4 p.m. Isis Metairie 6 p.m. Napoleon Metairie 6:30 p.m. Mardi Gras Houma 6:30 p.m. Sun. Feb. 3 Okeanos Uptown 11 a.m. Thoth Uptown 11:30 a.m. Mid-City Uptown 12:15 p.m. Terreanians Houma 12:30 p.m. Tchefuncte Madisonville 2 p.m. Montegut Montegut 2 p.m. Bacchus Uptown 5:15 p.m.

Life After An Audition
alright, so i bombed out on an audition that i got begged into doing when i wasn't at all prepared. at first i was broken, musics the one thing ive always been good at. But i've picked myself back up. I've just come to the realization that i just can't do that screamo shite, that nu-metal crap.. i like to actually sing. So rather then wallow in self pity, I'm going to do the smart thing. I'm going to go record a demo of some of my songs and use myspace to network.. hopefully someone will respond. :D there is life after a failed audition lol

Father And Daughter Bond
While I was sitting on the couch last night watching TV I heard one of my rug rats coming down the stairs. I looked over at my daughter and told her she was crazy. Cause I tell her she is crazy all the time for some of the stuff she does. She walked right over to me hugged me and gave me a big kiss on the cheek. How could you ever get mad when they go and do something like that. Then I came to realize that she does that all the time and I am just now catching it. When ever she doesn't listen or when she wont clean her room(which is dirty at least 5 times a day, of course her brother helps her destroy the place) I get mad at her and explain to her why I am mad and she goes and does something so sweet that I end up helping her out anyways with whatever she was cleaning....I just realized last night how wrapped she has me and it made me laugh. I already have the hardest time telling her no I am not sure what I am going to do when she gets older and everything is that much more impo

Daddy's Love
Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never see A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who wasn't there. "Wh

Science & Discovery
I was reading this in a daily paper:- What if the place you are in, the country you call home, the planet you inhabit, in fact the entire universe, were a simulation? What if you are more avatar than individual-the product of an information processor churning out algorithms to create virtual space, time, energy & matter? What if every thought & feeling you experience is actually the by-product of a computer subroutine? It's a daft idea, isn't it? Well one man doesn't think so. In a paper published by Massey University in New Zealand, Dr Brian Whitworth suggests that when looking at the physical laws that govern our universe, the many paradoxes that occur might be best explained if we view ourselves living not in a physical reality but in a virtual reality. In an argument that perhaps sits more comfortably within the realms of philosophy than physics, he asks us to consider simulated reality computer games such as The Sims. "Suppose one day that the computer code that creates The

Parade Schedule For Jan 30-feb 1 2008
Wed. Jan. 30 Druids Uptown 6 p.m. Pygmalion Uptown 6:45 p.m. Thor Metairie 6:30 p.m. Cleopatra Algiers 6:30 p.m. Thurs. Jan. 31 Babylon Uptown 5:45 p.m. Chaos Uptown 6:30 p.m. Muses Uptown 7 p.m. Fri. Feb. 1 Hermes Uptown 6 p.m. Krewe d'Etat Uptown 6:30 p.m. Morpheus Uptown 7:45 p.m. Selene Slidell 6:30 p.m. Orpheus Mandeville 7 p.m. Aquila Metairie 7 p.m. Aphrodite Houma 6:30 p.m.

Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Ponderings ....
I haven't done one of these in a while and I'm just in that kind of mood today, so here we go! Can you get a Black Belt in the Culinary Arts? Who would you call if your house was infested by trouser snakes? Is it possible to actually die of boredom? When you say "what's the worst that can happen?", why do you always immediately find out? If your in the desert on a horse with no name, how do you get his attention? Who would actually eat peas porridge that has been in the bowl for nine days? (ewwwww)

Another Pointless Attempt
I've sat here for 30 minutes writting blog entries on a variety of topics. In the end none of them have been posted. Only a couple of people would of read them, and likely my point would of been missed totally or been misunderstood. So, forget it. Have a nice rest of the week everyone.

Responsibilty
ok heres what happened ppl. I took all day yesterday, plotting and planning and basically becoming a complete nusiance to myself. Why? I wanted to write something witty ans smart and uplifting for my friends. Ha HA. Now, today Im wondering should I write about the only thing that I know that has a greater sense of humor than me. Fate. Or should I take this minute to tell Fubar how they literally took my little heart, caressed it and then proceded to stomp the living crap out of it, all the while laughing like one of the crazies in a horror movie. You are probably wondering where am I going with this. Seeing as how I seem to gain some perverse pleasure, by telling people of my embarrasing moments, I would like to further your ammusement with yesterday fiasco. I woke up tired, and tired. No thats not a typo thats the only feeling I had tired. Caffine, thats what i needed, a cup of java. So i made a terrible cup of coffee, which I then congraulated myself on, by saying good for you

Sneak Preview One: The Gay Buddha
Introduction Being gay in an almost entirely straight and often times homophobic society is a challenge. It is important for gay men to understand that we do not have to accept the shame and self-hatred society wants for us. This is especially important when we are still struggling to identify who it is we fall in love with. We also do not have to accept gay culture. We can be individuals. We are men who happen to fall in love with men and so much more. Finding out who we are as gay men specifically and as human beings in general is a challenge. Here is the way I have let go of the roles I thought society made for me and the ones I made for myself. Chapter One: The Root of Suffering The root of our suffering is that we tell ourselves a story about ourselves, our lives and the way the world works and then buy it. We build an image of ourselves and of the world. When we do this, someone or something will come along and knock it down. The root of my suffering was what I

Never Shake Hands With God
NEVER SHAKE HANDS WITH GOD "Shake hands and come out fighting." It's the referee's final counsel to two pugilists about to beat each other's brains out with clenched fists. Even outside the ring, a handshake can be a little off-putting. When one returns to the West from an extended sojourn in Bharat or elsewhere in Asia,the hand suddenly thrust forward can seem more ominous than friendly, especially if the hand offered is that of a stranger. Of course, one soon acclimates and the menacing aspect of this salutation subsides. Perhaps that moment of intimidation derives from the history of the handshake. According to one anthropologist, the handshake evolved in medieval Europe, during the times of knights. It seems not all were laudable Lancelots or gallant Gallahads. More than a few would approach opponents with concealed weapons and when within striking distance do the needful, driving dagger or striking sword into the unguarded paladin. To fend off the fear of

“if I Can’t Be Beautiful, I Want To Be Invisible.”
Well the day is near, only way down till my court date. Im deathly afraid of something going wrong and i will be heading to the slammer. But i hope that it doesn't lead to that and i just leads to me paying a fine of some sort our to do some community service our just anything but jail. I have been a mental basket case of latley due to my court case coming up, also accepting that i'm single and need to pick myself up and just try to move on, even though it will be the heardest relationship to get over, but i know im not the one for her right now and i need to become a better person before i dive back into the dating game with anyone. I don't know what else to say other then i'm not happy on my living sitiuation here at my parnets house, due to the fact i don't have many friends to hang out with our one i can call when im having a bad day, i'm back to having just good time friends. All my real friends are spread out across the country, well mainly the east coast. I plan on seeing tw

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, O&a Podcasts, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch TANK the annoying sports guy now!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we've got a mess of comedians on the show (quite frankly because we thought Jim Norton wasn't going to make it back from Pittsburgh in time; he was filming a scene in the new Kevin Smith film). Bob Kelly is going to be at the Comedy Connection in Saugus and Boston, Mass this weekend. Rich Vos is going to be at the Funny Bone in Manchester, CT tonight, and

Tell Me Why
Ok from my understanding everyone on this site SHOULD be atleast 18 am I correct? Then someone please explain to me why it is we have silly little simple minded imbreds that like to rate pictures that show anything at all as NSFW? I just dont get it at all I really believe there are more children OR virgins on this site or perhaps little boys that need to grow some balls or little girls that havent yet let go of mommys skirt then we think.... I for one believe if you cant handle a little skin you are in the WRONG place!

Fill It Out!!?? !!?? !!?? !!??
~~ Be My Valentine Application ~~ This is the "Be My Valentine Application" Everyone knows there's at least one person on Fubar that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who reply's back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Wanted to hold me? Wanted to date me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot

Amazing!!!!
I had three friend requests yesterday from people who actually sent a message along with the request (really, is that so hard?) AND had read my profile!!! Simply amazing - 3 in one day that read my profile. Must be a new record. I'll try not to get too excited though, it could just be a fluke.

How Many Do You Get Back?
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My Baby Girl's An Angel Now
Martina McBrideA Broken WingMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com I'm Here In Your Heart Burn your sacred candles, Say your hopeful prayers, Feel the wind on your face, For soon I will be there. Resurrect old memories For in them I shall be to love an visit with Like the whisper of a breeze. For as the stars burn gently And the waves crest on the beach think of me with love you'll see me in your dreams. When comets pass through and the sun burns bright the clouds drifting by I'll be in their light. In the flames of a fire, the hiss of a dragon's tail, in the beauty of a wildflower, wrapped in the coldness of hail. All of these wonderful places Plus a few more besides, is where you'll find my soul the places where it's hides. So if you go looking, and you find it's not there, Just look into your heart My memory is always there. My touch is the wind, a caress apon your face. My warmth is the sun spinning through sp

How Do You Smell, You Might Be A Winner..
Good Morning. If you had plans to visit Michigan today… CHANGE THEM!!!! The roads are absolutely terrible, the temperature is in the single digits throughout the state and perhaps colder in the U.P. and blowing conditions make driving seem like you are driving through a glass of 2% milk. No Joke! Other then that the state is great. It took me 40 minutes to drive the 13 minutes it normally takes. Semi’s off or jack knifed and roads are like a glare ice underneath and on top packed slicker then a cats ass snow… So that is the weather in our area, stay tuned for the news… I seen where this new dating service had started up out in Massachusetts. It is strange to say the least and costly. A startup Massachusetts dating service has the usual questionnaires about likes and dislikes, but bases compatibility specifically on how one person smells to another (straights and gays accommodated). Eric Holzle's ScientificMatch.com tests each person's "major his to compatibility complex" (MHC) genes

Another Update
We have gotten clearance from her heart doctor and everyone else to go and do the surgery. The doctor said that it has gotten bigger and her chances of survival has went down to 25% and me and her have sat down to have the conversation about what she wants to me to do when she passes. I told her that she shouldn't talk like that and that everything will be ok, but she keeps telling me she is having the same dream about dead relatives welcoming her into a bright white house and she feels at peace there and doesn't want to leave. I fear the worse and so does my uncle. We all went out just in case something does happen. We took her to dinner at El Chico's and she felt good through her meal, but near the end she started complaining about a strange pain in her side and then passed out for 5-10 minutes. We took her to lay down at my uncles house because she didn't want to go to the hospital. We agreed that she didn't need to go to any Doctor around here since they would want to go straight i

1-30-08 Yall Will Love These
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?'' The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "Me,,,I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!" At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service" as: "The act of doing things for other people". Then I heard the terms Civil Service, Postal Service, Internal Revenue Service, etc., and I became confused about the word "service." Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking

From The Night
Then I met her. There was a moment of abstract hostility that quickly turned to heroism and hearts melding, and suddenly my world ceased to matter. The sheer magnitude of affection kept my entire being focused on the most perfect moment. That first look into her eyes, searching the soul and realizing there was no need to look for a truth that was in plain sight. The tangible electricity of the first touch. How the world blazes white behind my eyes when we kissed. The embrace, firm and yet not suffocating. A slight twinge of anticipation as she pushes me down. The weightlessness of lying there with her. Contentedly helpless, I let her do as she wants. Fire! Oh, the Fire! The flames burning inside her flood into me. Burning so brightly, our passions arise, and neither want for water nor wish for stillness present. A sense of urgency and a hurried rade into a sweet oblivion. Then it happens, that final moment in our actions when everything is in perfect sync. Voiceless screams and our wi

Lyrics
Breathing in and breathing out My head leaned back my hands are tied I stand in here alone I scream, questions why Days slip by and nights I taste These memories run through my veins Injecting me with one last kiss, screaming why This medication can�t save me And desperation takes hold of me I wanted to believe in all of this I wanted to believe in you All I am, all I have Leads me down these roads again Take my hand, show me the way And never bring me back here Determination is pushing me And perseverance is what I bleed I wanted to believe in all of this I wanted to believe in you These are my unanswered prayers The time has come for me to say goodbye God please hear me, calling These are my unanswered prayers The time has come for me to say goodbye God please hear me, calling - In This Moment

The Weakest Link
In case anyone who happened to notice my thing the other week about auditioning to be on The Weakest Link is curious, I got a letter yesterday saying I'd been shortlisted for the show. Which is cool. Still no guarantee I'll ever get on, but it's still cool.

Bone Thugs
They went from being broke, hungry and homeless in 1993 to watching their brand of flowing, rolling, rapid-clip, harmonized rap -- dubbed the "Cleveland Sound" -- hit the top of the charts. But to get from the streets of Cleveland, to TV sets across the world, it's been a long journey for Bone Thugs-n-Harmony. Their rise commenced in '93 when they scraped up every penny they had for one-way bus tickets to Los Angeles determined to prove their talents to their favorite rapper, the late Eric "Eazy-E" Wright of N.W.A. As the famed story goes, they spent months living on the street, constantly trying to contact Eazy-E, until they finally received a call from him. They rapped for him over the phone, Eazy said he'd get back to them, but never did. When they learned Eazy was doing a show in Cleveland, they hustled up more money for bus tickets and headed back. They found him backstage and and gave a back stage audition in person, Eazy signed them to his Ruthless Records label. Eazy had ticket

Big Punisher Full Life And Career Biography
Big Punisher (Big Pun for short), was born Christopher Lee Rios on November 10, 1971 and lived through up until his untimely death on February 7, 2000. Pun was a Puerto Rican rapper who emerged from the underground rap scene in the Bronx in the late 1990s. He appeared on albums from Raekwon, the Beatnuts and Fat Joe, and eventually signed to Loud Records. Struggling with weight problems during his lifetime, Pun's career was cut short in 2000 after a fatal heart attack. He was survived by a wife and three children. Born in the Bronx during the early years of hip-hop, Christopher Rios grew up in an athletic tradition, enjoying basketball, boxing, and other sports. At the age of five, he broke his leg in a Manhattan municipal park, which would later (after several minimum wage jobs in New York and Miami, where he briefly relocated) net him a settlement from the city, to the tune of $500,000. At the age of 15, Pun dropped out of Stevenson High School. Sometime during the '80s, Rios be

The Real Me
I am a women who likes to be treated the way I would treat you I like honesty,trust and I love to make people laugh I love to be happy and I do not like stress. I hope that people understand me because I am real and the ones who know me well know I am honest and sincere I hope the ones who do not know me learn to understand me as my long time friends do

Who Wants To Be Auctioned Off?
Who wants to be auctioned off? My auction ends Sunday 2-17-2008. Heres what you will be offering as a minimum But you can add other things to get a higher bid for yourself. 1.) You will put Owned by or Fu-Owned by "winning bidders name here" next to yours in your profile name for 1 month. 2.) Add to family for the month 3.) A personal salute photo to the winning bidder (SFW or NSFW that’s up to the person being auctioned) 4.) Pimpout the winning bidder in your About Me section 5.) Pics rated during Happy Hour 6) Fubar gifts to let the winner know your thinking of them. 7) Fubar drinks (cause everyone on here needs a drink) Heres some suggestions that you can also add to what you are offering 100 11's /week if you have a VIP Rate all stash during HH Rate all pics during HH SFW or NSFW videos Personal Phone call Pictures taken ONLY for the winner Pimpouts: in blog, on your page, in bulletins Rate a friend for a day (as in they pick someon

Todays Mailbag........
In todays mail cooter gets himself this..... i just hope for the love of god this is a scammer who has not really read cooters page. Still beats my normal mail bag of fatty hate. Hello How are You doing and i liked what i read in your profile and pls take a Look at mine ...if it interested in reaching me you can reach me on Kshantell01@live.com..and i am new on here and Looking to meet someone that has dreams and visions and knows what they want in Life and Out of Life well my name is kelly and tell me how do you feel about long distance relationships ? ....hope to hear from you ..kelly

Be My Valentine
MY VALENTINE If there were no words, no way to speakI would still hear you If there were no tears, no way to feel insideI'd still feel for you And even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme,You would still have my heart until the end of time You're all I need, my love, my valentine All of my life I have been waiting for all you give to me You've opened my eyes and shown me how to love unselfishly I've dreamed of this a thousand times before In my dreams I couldn't love you more I will give you my heart until the end of time You're all I need, my love, my valentine And even if the sun refused to shine,Even if romance ran out of rhyme, You would still have my heart until the end of time 'Cause all I need is you, my valentine.You're all I need, my love, my valentine

A Peom Written For Me
Friends Anyone can stand by you when you're right, but only a real friend will stand by you even when you're wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls, a real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life, a real friend says, "Whats new with you?". A simple friend thinks that the problems you whine about are recent, a real friend says, "You have been whining about the same thing for 14 years, get off your ass and do something about it!". A simple friend has never seen you cry, a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names, a real friend has their phone numbers. A simple friend hates it when you call while they are in bed, a real friend asks, "What took you so long to call?". A simple friend will talk to you about their problems, a real friend will help you with your problems. A simple friend will act like a guest, a real friend will make themselves a

Downrater Alert
This idiot just rated me a 5! Im so pissed I hate downraters and I dont like to hate For the sake of YOU not being rated a 5 Will you please go rate this profile under a 5 and block him so he CANT downrate you. Then post it in a bully and help out other members and give a warning of this person. Before you get rated a 5 from some ignorant @$$ bruno509@ fubar hit him up for me! and spread the word

What I Believe !!
I believe that no matter how much you change your life and try to do better. You will still get judged no matter what there will always be someone to remind you of how much of a fuck up you were.Sorry got bad news today and I'm trying to vent . 1-29-08

Hey Hey
Hey everyone it's been a while. Just wanted to update ya. I'm still in PA. But I'm working.... trying to get somewhere in life... Nothing really big has been happening other than losing my grandfather this January. I miss him soo... Well I miss the love! Hopefully I can get back on here on a regular basis. Ciao!

Ive Gone And Done It Again
im in the contest giveaway for a happy hour so i know we all love them happy hours so if you like plese stop by and bomb my photo anytime you like thats where ill be most likely i need 50,000 comments in like 8 weeks or so so if you would please stop by and leave a few commenst when you have the time here is the link click the pick and bombs away

Oh Shit I Wrote Something Again
I see you before work and when you get home To curl up in bed side by side and nothing needs to be said Those three little words that is in our heads Just a kiss will do on the lips with the feeling of dread for the kids will soon wake with wide eyed faced wanting ever so for mommy and daddy to play to get up and get them changed an everyday event that i love to the core For as long as i see i will always love thee. For each day and night i look forward to being there by your side.

I Am In Love With A Wonderful Man.
I am in love with a wonderful man. The father of my two kids I love him so. Even though he may irate the crap out of me at times and I do the same to him its nice to know that at the end of the day we can still say that we love each other. To you Adam (father phoenix) I love you. I dont wanna be with anyone else and that is what both my heart and mind tell me. I have loved you for four years and plan on loving you for many more to come.

Dirty Minds Only Please
Okay all here ya go a boy draws a penis on the chalk board Teasher rubs it off. The nextday the boy draws a bigger 1 & writes the more u rub it the bigger it gets!!! Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!!! Ur riding a horse, a giraffe is beside u, elephant in front, and a lion behind. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel, retard How can you tell your too drunk to drive? When you swerve 2 miss a tree but your too drunk 2 realize that its the air freashner! Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its BIG put 3 IN, rub it UP n Down! Get it nice n wet! Yeah, thats How you wash a cup. Now I lay me down 2 sleep along with the boy across the street wont my mommy be surprised when she csmy tummy rise, wont my daddy be discusted when he cs my cherrys busted. Roses are red, violets are korny when I think of you ohh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me, very sloly, if you kis

Enjoy:0)~%mylovemylife%lv~2~write!!!!!!!!!
Just some things I Wrote~&~FavQuotes: " I LOVE TO WRITE " %////*DNTBASHIT*;0) *BY ME::ENJOY;0). *Don't forget the past but don't live in the past.. Your the only one who can forgive your self... Life's to short To dwell on your mistakes... ** """"Love is blind true love See's ALL""""... ***"Dont ever walk out on "True Love cause You Will Never find that Kind of Love Ever Again!!!"**** **********Never a Heart is curved with pain... That can't be Loved into smiles again."...*********** ***** ***"I felt you come to life on my Heart. We mixed your minds together,An wanted to feel like this forever."**** ******She smiles with all that she has left, yet tears are left un-dried. And though she's got so much to say, she bottles it up inside. If you look past her broken eyes to a shadow no one sees, a disguise so you won't recognize, this girl is really me..******. ***********"I felt you come to life on my fingertips. I mixed your blood with mine, wanted to feel like this forever.

Short "about Me" Rant
-I'm a girl (obviously) -I'm shorter than the average bear (5'3) -Sarcasm is engrained in my DNA -I (don't really) understand (how)"BITCH" and "HOE" are commonly used in everyday conversation HOWEVER don't assume that's how you speak to people -I also understand the internet is a breeding ground for PERVs and KREEPERs HOWEVER understand not everyone wants to talk to you about various portions of your anatomy and what you are doing with them (quite frankly I will tell you exactly where you can shove yourself) -I'm not "o-kaye" with the term of endearment "BABY"-I don't wear diapers and you weren't my pediatrician -Music should be my boyfriend...if I were straight -Beer is yummy -Cartoons are my

Outside
Staind - Outside And you Can bring me to my knees Again All the times That I could beg you please In vain All the times That I felt insecure For you And I leave My burdens at the door But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I felt like this won't end It's for you And I taste What I could never have It was from you All the times That I've cried My intentions Full of pride But I waste More time than anyone But I'm on the outside And I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I've cried All this wasted It's all inside And I feel All this pain Stuffed it down It's back again And I lie Here in bed All alone I can't mend But I feel Tomorrow will be OK But I'm on

Women ... A Study!
WOMEN... I know I will NEVER know ALL the rules but any tid bit of GOOD information that I come across I STUDY HARD! Like this lil information blurb that found it's way to my in box ... 9 WORDS WOMAN USE and their TRUE MEANINGS! 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. NOTE: Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you abou

Annoyances
So I don't use this site and upon returning I realize how crowded up with stupid shit it has become First of all the fucking updates are rediculous I don't care if someone uploads a photo,comments someone else ,or takes a fucking shit. If it doesn't pertain to me,please stop fucking informing me of it. All the sites I once loved,now just seem to be pathetic rip-offs of MySpace. does this site still alow nudity? that was probably the only good thing about this site.. except it was usually fat chicks,...which may not be appealing in any other way..but still funny nontheless. anyway I probaby will not be returning to Lost Cherry,Cherry Tap,Fubar,or any other retarded name it chooses to call itself in the future. if anyone wishes to keep in touch www.myspace.com/g0d_is_dead(I wont add you unless you identify yourself) or www.VampireFreaks.com/xBeedingPuppetx -Jamey

Broke Up
Well, today while sitting in a motel room, my girl-friend up and walks out on me saying it is over. 5 months, down the drain. Should have seen it coming. Well, good ridence. Now nothing is keeping me here in Washington State! Reno, here I come!!!

Where Did Things Go Wrong?
It seems like it was only yesterday when I held you in my arms, free from any pain, Safe from any harm. I loved you with all my heart, and I hoped you'd be my wife, you took what was once a shell of a man, and brought me back to life. But life can be funny, like some kind of strange game, and when you walked out on me, life was just never the same. I don't know who's fault it is, whether it was yours or it was mine, I really don't want to know, I don't want to cross that line. I wish I knew what happened, why did things have to change? life for me without you seems a little strange. Now no-one ever said life would be fair, and yet still every time I turn around I hope that you are there.

One More Thought....
well hell i'm still alive and out of jail i completed rehab... life has been alright for me lately. oh joe harder! and i are getting married this week i aleady have my wedding ring! we actually met almost 2 years ago in victor's driveway i never thought i'd see him again not after he got hemmed back up and i went to jail for like 6 months.. but a higher power somewhere out there brought us back together for 9 months now and i am so thankful that oh joe harder never forgot about me because i needed some-one i needed him to show me the kindness,understanding,and compassion that i now know exsists. i'm not the same person that i was when i first joined this website i'm not full of anger or lost; i don't resent who i am today!

Right Here
Staind - Right Here I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending it's as much as i can take and you're so independent you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you just forgive

Epiphany
Staind - Epiphany Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles because My words get in my way. I smoke the whole thing to my head and feel it wash away 'cause i can't take anymore of this, I want to come apart. or dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than a little boy inside That cries out for attention yet I always try to hide 'Cause I talk to you like children, Though I don't know how I feel But I know I'll do the right thing If the right thing is revealed 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said

Chinese Mah Jiang
How To Play Mah Jiang (Written by Aussie Teacher) Mah Jaing (Mah Jong) is an age-old Chinese game that has been played by millions. Some play just for the fun and to ‘kill time’, while others take the game very serious and play to win or lose a lot of money. As a ‘western’ guy who is married to a Chinese woman and lives and works in china, I found I had to learn the games or else face countless hours, and some times days, of being left bored and alone while my family enjoyed a game. For that reason I felt compelled to try and write a basic English version of the Chinese rules so maybe you too can enjoy, or at least understand, the game. Not being an expert at the game, I will not go into great detail on some of the ‘finer points’ of the game as even I still am confused by some of it like when people double or else go out when someone else gets given a tile to make ‘4-of-a-kind’. I will try my best to give some understanding to that rule, but can’t guarantee it will be full

Fade
Staind - Fade I try to breathe Memories overtaking me I try to face them but The thought is too much to conceive I only know that I can change Everything else just stays the same So now I step out of the darkness that my life became 'cause I just needed someone to talk to You were just too busy with yourself You were never there for me To express how I felt I just stuffed it down Now I'm older and I feel like I could let some of this anger fade But it seems the surface I am scratching Is the bed that I have made So where were you? When all this I was going through You never took the time To ask me just what you could do I only know that I can change Everything else just stays the same So now I step out of the darkness that my life became 'cause I just needed someone to talk to You were just too busy with yourself You were never there for me To express how I felt I just stuffed it down Now I'm older and I feel like I could let some of this ang

Page 13 Of 20 On Polyamory
So how come all the non-monogamous relationships I've ever seen don't work? That proves monogamy is better! Most relationships in general don't last; how many people actually spend their entire lives with the very first person they were ever romantically involved with? A few, but not many. Have you ever seen a monogamous relationship fail? Dose that prove that monogamy dosen't work? it's interesting that if a monogamous relationship fails, that dose not discredit the concept of monogamy, yet if non-monogamous relationship dosen't last it's "proof" that non-monogamy dosen't work! There are many reason why a relationship might not last, and most of those reasons have nothing to do with the relationship model. It's tempting to look at a non-traditional relationship and assume that every problem the people in that relationship have is due to the form of the relationship, but it doesn't actually work that way. And not all relationships that don't last are "failures."

My Babydoll Is Sick
My babygirl Is sick. Shes just not feeling good at all if you can go by her page and wish her well I'd be greatful. Hell drop her some chicken soup or a get well card. Thank you very much and have a great nighthttp://www.fubar.com/user/957099

Into The Night, By Carlos Santana
"Into The Night" (Carlos Santana feat. Chad Kroeger) Like a gift from the heavens It was easy to tell It was love from above that could save me from hell She had fire in her soul It was easy to see How the devil himself could be pulled out of me There were drums in the air as she started to dance Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands and we sang [Chorus] A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And the voices rang like the angles sang, singing A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And we danced on into the night [2x] Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces We was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes No room left to move in between you and I We forgot where we were and we lost track of time And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night [Chorus] A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And the voices rang like the angels sang, singing A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And we danced on into the night [2x] [Guitar playing] Like a gift from t

Yep Did It Again Today
I took off a bunch of new friends I had accept add requests of today. And of course, it was for the same damn reason as always. Someone on my FRIENDS list is marking stuff in my private folders nsfw. People truly suck. The good ones are hard to find.

Neurobigotry's Absolutist Zealous Intolerance
You are the apple, I am the orange You are the warning, I am the courage You are the normal weirdophobe critic I am the softly harmless eccentric What do your good-intentions accomplish? How is your fear a strength or advantage? You are the vandal, I am the damage You are the apple, I am the orange

Valentine Fu-bucks Give Away.
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS ????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*IS HOSTING A VALENTINE FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 CONTESTANTS,AND IT WILL LAST FOR 7 DAYS. CONTESTANTS WILL BE NOTIFIED 24 HOURS BEFORE THE CONTEST BY MAIL. prizes are: 1~first to reach 50,000 comments will get 1,000,000 2~first to reach 35,000 comments will get 500,000 3~first to reach 20,000 comments will get 250,000 4~ first to reach 10,000 comments will get 100,000 CONTEST WILL LAST 7 DAYS,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 OR MORE CONTESTANTS *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*@ fubar THE RULES ARE: 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SP

Utah Home Of The Uptight Snotty Rich Kids
It's not safe for work because, I am in the mood to bitch piss moan and cuss. First, before I bitch, thanks my two sweet hearts for lovin me back. You know who you are. Okay, now on to the stuff nobody needs or wants to hear. I went to town tonight, of course, I was wearing my black eyeshadow, and my red shiny lip stick, and my pajamas, and black skull scarf wrapped around my neck. I felt fine, and thats all that should count... But any who some snotty ass rich kid blonde chick and her wimpy lanky lookin boy friend were walking in to the store as I was walking out, I was paying no attention to them really, all that was on my mind was getting home to play the new games I bought for my DS.. When they got past me with their backs to me, I heard that bitch ass skank cunt call me a fucking freak. So I just told her to go to hell and kept walking. But, by the time I got to my van out in the parking lot, I was finally pissed. So, I went back in to the store, and walked up to every co

More Fu-angel's He He
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

Page 12 Of 20 On Polyamory
Okay, so what's the down side? The down side is that you have more than two people involved in your relationship. That is both a blessing and a source of stress. Romantic relationships come with a certain amount of tension built in; I've never known anybody , anywhere, who's never had even a single argument with their lover. Add another person to the mix, and your potential for disagreements and arguments and tension gose up. A lot. Add to more people to the mix, it goes up even further. The more people you have involved in a romantic relationship, the greater the potential for problems. It's not necessarily all bad. Sometimes, having people who you can turn to when you have problems is a big blessing. On the whole, however, managing more than one romantic relationship is, not to put too fine a point on it, harder than managing only one. It is incumbent on any people in a poyamorous relationship to take care that they follow the rules, and make sure everyo

Please Pray She Gets Better Soon
My babygirl Is sick. Shes just not feeling good at all if you can go by her page and wish her well I'd be greatful. Hell drop her some chicken soup or a get well card. Thank you very much and have a great nighthttp://www.fubar.com/user/957099

What My Town Is Like
Well let's see where to begin, ah yes here we go. I live in a town where drug dealers roam free. Where certain people who don't mind snitchin can get off a serious fellony. Where drugs are pushed through the schools at an alarming rate but no one cares. There are children yeah I said children at parties smoking pot and getting drunk, 10 to 14 years old all fucked up and then taken for granted by worthless perverts. A town where babys are having babys, and their drug induced parents are paying drug induced freinds to take care of they're kids for you guessed it drugs. Where herpies in elementary school is not a lie neither is pregnancy in middle school. What the fuck is going on. Doesn't anybody have pride or self control any more? I ask this because there are too many children out there suffering in other places worse than this and I just sit back and watch as a small town is slowly becomming unhinged by coruption of all sorts....the main one is the corruption of innocence. I'm getting

And Then God Created Wisconsin...
She's got the best stash!!! Evil A [Owned by DJ Lost Saint][Blue Lounge Manager]@ fubar The creation of Wisconsin .... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call It Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely

Page 11 Of 20 On Polyamory
What's wrong with monogamy? Nothing. So why don't you want it? For those whose relationship inclinations lean toward polyamory, a poly relationship offers more. When you have more than two people involved in your relationship, it offers you resources and perspectives that you don't have in a monogamous relationship. If one person is feeling down, or has a probelm, that person has two, or more, people to turn to for support. With more eyes on a relationship problem or problem at work or whatever, sometimes the solution is easier to find. And it's great for your sex life. I'm creative in bed. On my better days, I like to think I'm very creative in bed. But the fact is, no human being has seen or done it all; in fact, no human geing can even begin to scratch the surface of of Cool Things To Do In Bed. We have six billion people on the planet right now, and thirty thousnad years of recorded human history behind us. Someone, somewhere, has thought of something tha

Dui - Wisconsin Style / This Is Just The Way We Roll...
Go say hi to her!!! Evil A [Owned by DJ Lost Saint][Blue Lounge Manager]@ fubar Only a person in Wisconsin could think of this. From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Wisconsin, after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then r

Valentine Fu-bucks Give Away
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS ????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*IS HOSTING A VALENTINE FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 CONTESTANTS,AND IT WILL LAST FOR 7 DAYS. CONTESTANTS WILL BE NOTIFIED 24 HOURS BEFORE THE CONTEST BY MAIL. prizes are: 1~reach 50,000 comments will get 1,000,000 2~reach 35,000 comments will get 500,000 3~reach 20,000 comments will get 250,000 4~reach 10,000 comments will get 100,000 CONTEST WILL LAST 7 DAYS,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 OR MORE CONTESTANTS *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*@ fubar THE RULES ARE: 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! 5~ NO COMME

Facts About Wisconsin
This is some funny shit...I got this from a fellow Wisconsinite's stash...Check her out, too! Evil A [Owned by DJ Lost Saint][Blue Lounge Manager]@ fubar Wisconsin became the 30th state on May 29th, 1848... and seriously, why the HELL is the Upper Peninsula considered part of Michigan? Just look at a map! It doesn't even TOUCH the rest of the stupid state! This is BULLS***! The state flag of Wisconsin is comprised of a dark blue background with a central design that was most likely created by someone with a Colorforms play set and too much time on his hands. The state flower of Wisconsin is the "Road Construction Ahead" sign. Wisconsin's nickname is the "Will you please shut up about Brett Favre already?" state... According to the other 49 states, anyway. The first typewriter was invented in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, in 1868 by C.L. Sholes. Although Wisconsin sports revolves around the Packers, the state DOES have a professional baseball team - the Milwaukee Brew...

My Beautiful Friends....
This is why I only believe a few of my friends when they tell me I am beautiful...Thank you so much my precious Lady Victoria...((hugs)) May we all strive to see the beauty we all have! Light and Love Always, Paulette

What I'm Feeling Today !!!!!
What i'm feeling today !!!!! i'm getting tried of going to the dr's it starting to bring back feeling that i don't want and i don't know what to do about these feeling anymore the feeling that it like going to treatments again and i don't want to feel like this it making me depressed again i just want to run away from this problem but i know i can't do it i need to be strong for all my love ones that love me but it soooo dam hard and i''m getting tried of asking people to use there car just to get to the city or asking people to give me a ride to see the dr but there a couple of people that make me fight every day and i love them very much 1. is the love of my life Tony 2. is my niece and nephew 3. my family i sit here in tears wondering why this is happen to me again and why can't thing just be good for once

In The Memory
ME LOVING YOU I can not hide the emptiness, drowning out my screams. Refuse to even try to deny, the face i see in dreams. He has the eyes of an angel, and the heart of a saint. Visions of passion, with love he does paint. Fine strokes filled with laughter, bold splashes of lust. Within a matter of moments, our vision is dust. Like ashes of the dead, that are sprinkled out at sea. Should we wake up and realize, its just not meant to be. Im not meant to touch you, or feel the heat float off your skin. The thought of losing you arises, then the nightmare really begins. All the little horrid thoughts, that creep inside my mind. All the things we must accept, and those we'll leave behind. Behind in the memory, of a dream that was true. Behind in the memory, of me loving you.

Page 10 Of 20 On Polyamory
But that's different. That's cheating. Precisely. If you want more than one lover--which most people do, in spite of the romantic myth you may have been brought up to believe--then integrity and decency demands that you be honest and up-- about it. I've been approached and propositioned by women who have asked me, point-blank, "So, ould you ever cheat?" When I say "I am open to having other lovers, but I would never cheat--we can become lovers only if my partner approves" they usually freak out."Oh, that's just too weird" So apparently there re a lot of people who are perfectly fine with lying and deception, who won't hesitate to betray their spouse and think nothing of it--but who can't accept the idea of integrity and honesty. Those people aren't my lovers. Anyone who can betray their spouse can betray me as well, and I don't want people like that in my life. So you're saying that everyone is either poly or cheating? No. Some people seem ired for m

Hey All
Hey how you all doing? Just thought i pop on here for a lil while and tell ya all abit more about meself, as you all know am a full time mother of 5 and starting up my own business which i make beaded jewellary, and also working for another company that has offered to sell my jewellary as well so the best thing i could do is join up with them and if you would like to have a look the website is www.saucyfish.com.au they have some really nice designs on there pages which mind you i can also make them as well so hopefully in there next catalouge when it comes out (after there new one which will be out on the 1st feb, after that one hopefully some of my designs will be inthere) so fingers crossed, i love being in the outdoors and playing with my children there's nothin like hearing your kids laugh so yeah, well think thats it for now but if you want to know anything else about me dont hesitate to ask me and i shall tell I promise i dont bite lol so till next time my friends take care and

Got This By Email ; Thought It Was Cool So I'm Sharing It.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, lo

Hot Off The Press! The Sexiest Couple On Fubar Has Done It Again Enter The Valentine 's Contest!
HOT OFF THE PRESS! THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WHISPERING ABOUT THE SEXIEST COPLE ON FUBAR IN A VALENTINE'S CONTEST STOP BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE SEXIEST COUPLE ON FUBAR! BULLETIN DONE BY THE ONE AND ONLY AKAMRS. T AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar HERE IS THE

Hellcat Did Whaaaa ???
OK EVERYONE ! I HAVE A HUGE FAVOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO CLICK ON LINK BELOW AND GO SHOW ONE OF THE NEWEST GODMOTHERS "HELLCAT" SUM LUV. SHE IS A KICK ASS CHIC AND JUST ROCKS. SHE HELPS OUT EVERYONE AND PUTS OUT "HELLCATS HITLIST" OF THE NEWEST CONTESTS AND INFO GOING ON IN FU-BAR LAND. SO AGAIN I LUBBS U HELLCAT AKA(GHOSTWRITTER) ONLY I CALL HER THAT BY THE WAY ...LOL THANK YOU !!! HELLCAT=^^=OWNER OF UGLY_GUY32@ fubar

Fly Naked On Nudist Holiday Flight
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm. Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735). "It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other." The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons. "I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market." Naturism, or "free body cultur

C'mon
God damn it. I left the house without my phone and fucked up a good opertunity. Well depending on what you call opertunity. It was to me anyway.. There's no excuse I went and fucked up. I was where I said I would be but unfortunately no way of getting in contact. I'm sorry yet again I'm an asshole. My fault.

New Contest
Hello everyone, I will be hosting my 2nd comment contest starting February 2nd at 8 P.M. Eastern Time running until February 14th at 8 P.M. Eastern Time. Anyone may join. You may submit any pic you like as long as it SFW. The prizes will be as follows.... 1st Place: 1 Month VIP + 400,000 Fubucks 2nd Place: 1 Month VIP + 200,000 Fubucks 3rd Place: 3 Day Blast + 100,000 Fubucks Bonus: 100,000 Fubucks for most pic rates If you would like to enter please send me a message with a link to the photo you would like to use. Anyone may join so please let all your friends know. Thanks and good luck!

Just A Child
a tiny child thats all i was innnocent fuckn innocent and you found lust? just a lil girl.. just learning this life but you took it from me you didnt play nice just a child not even quite one and look what you did it cant be undone pigtails and puppies a diaper and all you sick fuckn bastard i still played with dolls what were you thinking where was your mind was someone your age so hard to find? and what about those those who knew all along i was just a lil baby didnt you know it was wrong? 20 years later i now pay the price because i was a child molested half of my life just a tiny baby full of giggles and coohs you took my life what the fuck was wrong with you!!

Has Anyone Seen Bob ?
Bob forgetting it was his anniversary woke up one morning and went to work before his wife woke up. A few hours later his wife wakes up and is mad because she thought her husband forgot their anniversary , she wrote him a note that said tomorrow I better have something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 10 seconds flat. the next morning Bob woke up and went to work as usual , and a couple of hours later his wife woke up and went to the window and looked out , she saw a box in the driveway and brought it in the house and when she opened it there was a scale inside Bob hasn't been seen since. Has anyone seen Bob ?

Mumms Geting Pulled...bs
WHAT THE FUCK...OK EVERYDAY I SEE A TON OF MUMMS THAT ARE SO NSFW IT IS NOT FUNNY. I MIGHT PPL GOLDEN SHOWERS PICTURE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK...AND IT IS NOT THAT I AM SAYING ANYTHING..I DONT RUN TO THE BONCUNERS LIKE LITTLE KID. SO TODAY I WAS LESS THAN 2000 PTS AWAY FROM LEVEL 13 SO I POSTED A MUMM TEXT SEX DO YOU ENJOY TEXT "CYBER" YAY OR NAY AND YET IT GETS PULLED AS WELL AS NOW I CAN POST GOBAL MUMMS...HOW IS THIS FAIR OR RIGHT...I MEAN MY GOD WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE, IF YOU ARE WORK AND SOMETHING IS CALLED TEXT SEX WHY OPEND IT JESUES H CHRIST I AM PISSED NOW...SO IN CLOSE YES THIS BLOG IS NSFW BECUASE OF WHAT HAPPENED...AND ON TOP OF IT U GOING TO PULL A STUIPD FREAKING MUMM THEN START PULLING THE 1000'S OF SKINNY ASS GIRLS PROFILES WITH PICTURES OF THEM IN BRA AND THONGS... FUCK U EVERY MUCH

Things U Might Like To Know Bout Me
1. Where were you at 11:45 last night? GETTING READY TO LAY MY HEAD DOWN ON MY PILLOW 2. Is the person you like older or younger than you? OLDER THAN ME.. SUPPOSE TO BE MORE MATURE 3. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? TONIGHT WHEN I GAVE MY SON A KISS FOR BED 4. Ever talked to someone that was high? HELL YEAH AND I WAS TOO.. IT WAS FUN. 5. How tall is the person you like? 6' 1" 6. Did you have a dream last night? YEAH I WAS TALKN TO MY BROTHER AND TRYN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPEN.(N CASE YOU DONT' KNOW MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY JAN.12,2008 IN A ROLLOVER TRUCK ACCIDENT HE WAS 22) 7. Last text message you sent? UHM I DONT' KNOW I ERASED THEM ALL 8. Last comment you left someone? MY SIS ON MYSPACE FOR HER BIRHTDAY 1-25 9. Do you have a Facebook? I MIGHT IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL A FACE BOOK WAS! 10. What color is your underwear? WHAT UNDERWEAR IT IS BEDTIME 11. Last person you were in the car with besides your family? M

Panic's Heart
icy fingers clutch at my stuttering heart as bony arms band across my chest can't breathe, heart pounding in the fleshless grasp of terror. gasping, retching, sucking in great whoops of air, too much, and yet i feel suffocated still, dizzy from too much too fast and still i feel the need to breathe faster too much, i'm drowning in air, fear snakes needles of ice through my veins on my tongue is bitter tingles of anxiety want to run need to hide have to fight ...what? nothing. absolute nothing. my hands shake and my soul feels displaced. the freezing gush pouring through my veins begins to slow. the constriction on my lungs eases and my breath comes a bit easier and my heart begins to slow it's steady gallop as i hold my breath to try and regain some control. the world stops whirling quite so fast and my heart resumes it's steady slow beating and the frozen skeletal grip releases it's hold for now. and exhaustion begins to set in mixed with a bit of relie

Japanese Girl's Letter Returned 15 Years Later ... By Fish
TOKYO (AFP) - A letter that a young girl in Japan sent into the sky in a balloon some 15 years ago has been found on a fish hauled from 1,000 metres (3,300 feet) below the Pacific. A fisherman found the still legible piece of paper sitting on a sticky flatfish in his catch on Thursday, along with a torn-off string and the fragment of a red balloon. He opened the folded paper, discovering it was a handwritten letter from a six-year-old girl at an elementary school in Kawasaki, 150 kilometres (93 miles) away from where the fish was caught off Choshi port. The sender, Natsumi Shirahige, and her friends released letters as part of events to mark the school's 120th anniversary, which was in 1993. "Our school is 120 years old... If you pick up this letter, please write to me," the letter reads, listing the school's address. The 52-year-old fisherman said the letter was a nice surprise. "I've been in fishing for a long time but this is unbelievable," the smiling man told the A

Valentines Day
Today starts the 16 day countdown until February 14th. Valentine's Day. This day is so miserable, it deserves a second title: "Valentine's Day, Or the Modern Masochist" A lot of people blame Hallmark for the ridiculous attention paid to this "holiday" (who the hell deemed this a HOLIDAY?!), but no, this puppy has its roots in Catholic history. It began when this guy, a Saint (how can you be deemed a "Saint" if you bring about hell on Earth?), defied Claudius' absolutely brilliant attempt to ban marriage back in third century Rome. See, Claudius had a problem with nobody wanting to join his military. "So," Claudius obviously thought, "if I simply take away the ceremony, nobody can love one another, and people will join my service." Well well well, Homey didn't play that, and thus Valentine continued to secretly marry couples. Not too secretly, apparently, since paperwork and blood tests had to be filed and all that. Anyway, Claudius (clever fellow that h

Are You A Hot Date?
Take the Hot Date Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz Your ResultYour Result You're So Hot! You know all the right moves - you make eye contact, you flirt just enough to keep them interested and you trust your intuition. You're a great date - fun, flirty and definitely hot.

My Brushes With Celebrities!
I work at a Postal Annex during the day. Postal Annex is just like a Mailboxes and More store. We have personal mail boxes at the 4 stores I work at and at two of them, we have 2 celebrities that are our customers. The first one is Rowdy Roddy Piper of WWE fame. I was told that he never comes in to get his mail, but that his wife always does. Today, I was working and lo and behold in walked Roddy Piper! I shook his hand, told him I was a fan. He was SO nice! Very sweet man!! Yesterday I was at a different one of our stores and who should walk in? Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeanie! Yes, it was Jeanie herself! She was very sweet and I shook her hand. I had no idea that these celebrities make their home in Portland, Oregon!! How freakin kewl is that?!! hehe

Just Freakin Great
Wow I can't believe everything you told me was a load of crap. I liked you. I gave you my heart which is not freakin easy to do. What do I get in return? The whole I just want to be friends deal. After I told you I dont like the friends with benefits thing you still sleep with me and expect things to be okay? Wow and here I thought you were different. Boy was I wrong. You are just like every other freakin guy in the world. You want one thing and one thing only. I hate this. Guys suck. Guess I really am going to be alone for the rest of me life..... FUCK YOU!!!!

Lets Help Each Other!
BOO! Lets start letting each other know when we are close to leveling.. That way the family can "all" help that happen faster!? Let us know what you think! It will be discussed also at the next meeting...so come and let your opinions be heard! HUGS AND BITES!!

Personal ?'s
1) have you ever sneeked a peek at the person pissing next to you? NO I AM IN MY OWN STALL 2) have you ever ran out of toilet paper in a public restroom? YES AND IT SUCKS 3) have you ever fantasized about an animals privates while having sex? NOPE AND YOUR A SICK MOTHER IF YOU DO! 4) have you ever had phone sex while laying next to your partner? PHONE SEX YES BUT NOT WHILE LAYIN NEXT TO MY PARTNER 5) have you ever been talking to someone on the phone while going to the bathroom? THIS HAPPENS ON A REGULAR OCCASIONS. I CAN'T HELP IT I AM POPULAR ON THE PHONE 6) have you ever called your partner another name while being intimate? UHM WELL YES IF YOU CONSIDER KING KONG AND THINGS LIEK THIS NAMES.. HEHE 7) have you ever had a sexual encounter with more than one co-worker in the same day? NOT ME 8) have you ever french kissed / made out with someone with bad breath? YES AND THEN TOLD THEM TO GET A DAMN TOOTHBRUSH OUT AND I COULD SHOW THEM HOW TO USE IT IF NEEDED

Page 9 Of 20 On Polyamory
So, why? What do you get out of this? Besides shagging a bunch of people, I mean. For starters, being polyamorous dosen't mean you're shagging a bunch of people. It may mean that you only have one other partner. But that's beside the point. The answer to this question actually addresses who we are as human beings. Why do people get involved in interpersonal relationships at all? Why become romantically attached to anyone? The answer, of course, will vary from person to person, but at the end of the day we're all social animals. People are happier when they're romantically involved with someone than when they're not. Intimacy adds to the quality of your life Fine. But why is'nt one person enough? What would you say if you had a child, and you decided you wanted a second child, and your first child said "But why am I not enough" The question itself dosen't really make sense, once you understand that it isn't about what's "enough" Let's start with th

Sex, Sex And More Sex
I thought if I used a catchy title, those looking for sex might actually read it. I've had a blog up here for quite awhile on this subject but it seems to get ignored and people still ask me those questions. The answer is NO NO NO, I will not have cyber sex with you. I do not cyber. My msn, yahoo, and aim are off limits unless I actually know you, so please do not ask me for them. But if I actually know you, you already have those things. I am not here looking for a sex partner, mate, husband or anything else. I'm simply here for friends and to talk to people that have something interesting to talk about (and that subject would not be sex).

Doing What I Was Born To Do And This Time I Won't Quit!
may be jumping the gun a little bit but all that has to be finished is my background check and since I passed it for them last time I can't see that I would fail it this time. Them being Tutor.com and "it" being the thing that I love the most and, all modesty aside, I'm damn good at and that's teaching! I can make my own schedule, play games on the puter until I get a student, and for the most part the kids are a blast! I don't know why I got away from it other than we needed a reason to move up here to Lawrence and my working with BFDS gave us that excuse. I'm also glad because it gave me a chance to spend some real quality time with my Mom before she left us. I've got another post to work on about a gift she left me but I'll talk about it in another post. You know, it's amazing how much nicer life is when you know when you're about to do the thing you should be doing and are good at. Just bear with me as I get antsy as hell waiting for that background check to come in!!!! Tha

Pussy's
GIANT PUSSIES I like pussy. Even better, I like GIANT pussies. Big ol' gashes I can crawl up into and soak in the sweet fragarance of sultry sugar walls. But the GIANT pussies I speak of lurk in New York (where else lately!) These pussies are looking to rock the world of some studs I know up in New England. Now, sadly enough, the GIANT pussies think they have a chance of scoring.... but the big bitches don't! They'll be handed a big heaping portion of patriot pride, RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS! But we've got plenty of time to discuss that whole scenario later, so feel free to chime in NY'ers. Got anythingleft in the tank these days? Or are you just too embarassed that your boys actually play in the swamps of Jersey? EWWWWWWW! JERRRR-ZEEEE

Fuck The Mumms ...read This Blog
Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from it's death throes? He has a new book, and here are some excerpts. _____________________________________________________________ Lee Iacocca Says: "Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course" Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned "Titanic". I'll give you a sound bite: "Throw all the bums out!" You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymor

Grandma's Slow Cooker Vegetarian Chili
INGREDIENTS * 1 (19 ounce) can black bean soup * 1 (15 ounce) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (16 ounce) can vegetarian baked beans * 1 (14.5 ounce) can chopped tomatoes in puree * 1 (15 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1 onion, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 2 stalks celery, chopped * 2 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 tablespoon chili powder, or to taste * 1 tablespoon dried parsley * 1 tablespoon dried oregano * 1 tablespoon dried basil number of stars READ REVIEWS (254) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a slow cooker, combine black bean soup, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, baked beans, tomatoes, corn, onion, bell pepper and celery. Season with garlic

Ultrasound
Got My First Ultrasound Done Today. It Was Soo Amazing. Looking Up At The Screen & Watching My Baby Wiggle & Move Around... Its Gonna Be A Dancer In Mommy's Tummy I Can Just See It. Some Have Told Me I Should Put Up Pics.. So They Are There For my FRIENDS To View.

Habanero Hellfire Chili
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 pound bacon * 1 pound ground round * 1 pound ground pork * 1 green bell pepper, diced * 1 yellow onion, diced * 6 jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped * 6 habanero peppers, seeded and chopped * 8 Anaheim peppers, seeded and diced * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 1 1/2 tablespoons ground cumin * 1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes * 3 tablespoons chili powder * 2 tablespoons beef bouillon granules * 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes * 2 (16 ounce) cans whole peeled tomatoes, drained * 2 (16 ounce) cans chili beans, drained * 1 (12 fluid ounce) can beer * 3 ounces tomato paste * 1 ounce chile paste * 2 cups water number of stars READ REVIEWS (51) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Place

All Pit Bull Lovers And Owners!
Go to http://www.maxtheshelterdog.com/kidsforpits.html And submit pictures of your Pit Bull or a family member's dog with kids. They are trying to get 100,000 Pictures of the "Nanny Dog" (yes that's what they were called when life was better) to send to congress by September. This one isn't going to blow over by itself guys. Tennessee is pushing hard to ban bully breeds from the ENTIRE state!

The Last Starfighter
The last starfighter - 1984 Can a teenager from a trailer park in the sticks find happiness as an intergalactic warrior? That's the premise of THE LAST STARFIGHTER, a magical adventure starring Robert Preston, Dan O'Herlihy, and two of today's most exciting young stars, Lance Guest and Catherine Mary Stewart. It's the story of an alien scalawag (Robert Preston) who recruits a whiz kid at the video game, Starfighter, to fight outer space wars to save the universe. Besides appealing characters and an intriguing plot, THE LAST STARFIGHTER features production design by Ron Cobb of Alien, Star Wars, and Conan the Barbarian fame, plus computer generated special effects that go far beyond anything seen on film. Wow what a claim the video jacket makes! And it is a major exaggeration (yes i am taking into account for when it was made). The story is great but it has a very low budget feel. Even though it was low budget, it still lacks too much. the acting was rigid and seemed almost

Hillary Clinton On Gun Control
Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as a little more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she asked the kids audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once e very few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.' A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet! 'Well, stop clappin, ya stupid bitch!

Redneck Pickup Lines Lmao
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mi

The Dead Parrot
> At dawn the telephone rings. > > "Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country > house." > > "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" > > "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died. > > "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" > > "Si, Senor, that's the one." > > "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. "What did > he die from?" > > "From eating rotten meat, Senor" > > Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" > > "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." > > "Dead horse? What dead horse?" > > "The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the > water cart." > > "Are you insane? What water cart?" > > "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" > > "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" > > "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught > on fire." > > "What the.....

When Girls Don't Put Out!!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went

Sex On The Bayou
Boudreaux done got old and his childen dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge , Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin dat were aganst his religion, no. So he dun propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and Mable were in their 80's. Mable went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news. Irene, Mable's best friend told her that since she was very wealthy and the person she was about to wed was, well to say the least not worth much and she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement. Mable was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement. Boudreaux dun told Mable "I'll sign agreement, you bet, 'cause I luv you so much." Mable got out her pen and paper and started: She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells. He

From A Gracious Friend
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if yo

Math :)???
the manager of a firm was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

Baby
baby Gemma is 5 months old now and she is just a joy.she wakes up smiling and cooing.i love watching her.she still has the red hair and we know she has blue eyes.i know i need to put new pics up,will try to do that so everyone can see her.

Snake Bite Radio Happenings
We are in the process of working on allot of things, Being we are just in the beginnings things have just about overwhelmed us in getting things prepared like the website, DJ's, New Reliable management, switching between Live and Auto DJ's so everyone can update their play list. Allot of stuff that should have been some in the beginnings of SBRadio and the Viper Pit Days. To clarify rumors there will be NO snake bite radio lounge on FUBAR, It creates a conflict of interest as we found out in the old Viper Pit and Short Bus Lounges, Although SBRadio will be a part of the "Paddy Wagon" a spin off of the Short Bus Tour originating from the mind of Jokers Wild himself. the sponsor and home Lounge for the "Paddy Wagon Tour" will be The Block Lounge. Lot's of stuff in the works so be patient and watch us evolve. Management at this time for the Radio Station is Jokers Wild - Owner Aimee - Owner KrazyChick - Snake Bite Radio Promoter DJ's Jokers Wild Aimee K

Cornballs/crudballs And Bottomfeeders I'm On To Ya!
Guys... haven't you heard this before from an ex or someone you stopped seeing after awhile after they dumped you because they needed some time/space/find themselves? "I miss you/I love you/You were the one for me" and it lasts for about a week, maybe two.. THEN "Well I want you to understand that we are ONLY friends and I don't know what you don't understand about that because I'm not ready.." OK.. SHUT THE FUCK UP! FIRST OF ALL, YOU WANTED ME BACK FOR WHATEVER REASON... I WAS GETTING/GOT OVER YOU... SECOND, WHAT MAKES YOU SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN SAY THIS TWO-FACED BS THAT YOU'VE BEEN HASHING TO EVERY OTHER GUY LATELY? ALSO, WHILE I WAS GETTING OVER YOU, I THOUGHT, GEE SHE'S NOT AS ATTRACTIVE(READ: UGLY/FAT/FAKE/LIAR)COMPARED TO THE WOMEN I'VE MET LATELY. I HAD LOW-SELF ESTEEM AND YOU ARE WHAT I ENDED UP WITH. MY LOW POINT MADE ME DESERVE A BOTTOMFEEDER LIKE YOU. LASTLY, DO I WANT YOU? NOT REALLY, BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER SLEEP WITH BARFLIES, THUGS AND SEX OFFENDERS THAN A GUY

Bypass A Sucess!!!
Well today was a hard day, but in the end turned out well. My Husband had to undergo open heart surgery today a t the age of 32. He had a qaud bypass that lasted 4 hours. He came thru it perfect. He has a long recovery ahead, but he is alive to see his children grow up. he had 2 arteries that were 100% blocked, and 2 more at 70% blocked. So good thing they caught it now. Ty to my great family members on here who got me thru this ordeal. You all know who u are.

Work Sucks, Sex Is Better(part 2)
I only half expected the cell phone to ring. "Grace? Michael. I'm interested in discussing your.. position. Maybe I can suggest a few other positions you may be interested in. When are you available to meet to discuss?" His voice was hot, fluid, and poured into me like warm whiskey. "Tonight. Are you available to discuss the position tonight?" I thought of the positions I would suggest.. doggy, reverse cowgirl.. umm... "Yes, my calendar is free tonight. Why don't you meet me at my apartment? It's..." I recognized the address. It wasn't very far from my place. And I was to meet him at 8. After my shower, I picked out a black lace bra and black thong to wear under my dress. With a little luck, both would be crumpled on his bedroom floor. Right along with my dress... He met me at the door, first looking in my eyes, then staring into my cleavage. I knew I picked the right dress. "Nice of you to... stop over.. to discuss.." His voice trailed, knowing the ruse was over. H

Ace Cafe Auction
THE ACE CAFE BI-WEEKLY AUCTION IS COMING UP ON THE 2ND OF FEB @ 8 PM EST IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE AUCTIONED OFF PLEASE CONTACT DJ WYLDONE PLEASE COME JOIN THE FUN IN THE ACE CAFE AND GET UR FU BUCKS READY FOR SOME OF THE SEXXIEST PPL IN THE ACE CAFE AND THEIR MEMBERS DJ WYLDONE

What A Man Should Do
Every girls dream since they were little girls is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • give her one of your hoodies to wear so everyone knows shes yours. • leave her cute text/notes. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with her.

Foolish Games
You took your coat off and stood in the rain You were always crazy like that I watched from my window Always felt I was outside looking in on you You were always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair You were fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care Then you stood in my doorway, with nothing to say Besides some comment on the weather Well in case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see This is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees These foolish games are tearing me apart Your thoughtless words are breaking my heart You're breaking my heart You were always brilliant in morning Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones As I clumsily strummed my guitar You'd teach me of honest things Things that were daring, things that were clean Things that knew what an honest dollar did mean So I hid my soiled hands behind my back Somewh

Another Day
Gone for now, but not forgotten My love lies bleeding on the floor. One day it will thrive even stronger In the heart of a cherished soul. Desire will cause an erratic beat Hot blood will race through veins. My love will once again be seen In my eyes, reflecting from my gaze. ~JMW~ 1-29-2008

Beautiful
By Christina Aguilera Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone and the puzzle undone That's the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words won't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) When the sun is shining through Then the clouds won't stay And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun won't always shine (sun won't always shine) But tomorrow will find a way All the other times

Some Good Sex
Having u Screaming for more and more Current mood: naughty Having u screaming for more and more is my mission To please u and satisfy you in every position I start by caressing u wit my masculine hands Not to rough, and not to soft just enough u cant stand As I go up and down ur back touching every curve Having u moan and groan every verb I move to use my lips and my tongue Just kissing and licking down ur back to remove that thong wit only my tongue Know ur moist and wet but I still not ready to give u the dick yet So instead I go down on top ur legs just before the split, caressing and kissing ur thighs Now ur squirming all over the place and I haven't even started to eat and your so entice that u think ur high So I stop the tease game I spread ur lips open I like my finger tip And start playing wit ur clit Know I barely touch the clit but rub it till u keep grinding Now u close your legs wit excitement binding Them together

Surgery Date Has Been Set....it Is Official
Okay this is for all that don’t know about what is going on with me. I am going to have open heart surgery on February 26, 2008 at 6:00am. They are going to be going in to repair a bad valve that I have had since birth, it’s just got bad enough now that I can not postpone the surgery. It’s going to be at UT. I will have to be in the hospital for about a week then out of work for about another three. I’m keeping a positive attitude…if not I will be scared and worried and make myself sick….I will be okay.

In The Air Tonight
I can feel it Coming in the air tonight Oh Lord Ive been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh Lord Well if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand Ive seen your face before my friend But i dont know if you know who i am Well i was there and i saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe of the grin I know where youve been Its all been a pack of lies I can feel it Coming in the air tonight Oh Lord Ive been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh Lord, Oh Lord Well i remember I remember dont worry How could i ever forget Its the first time The last time We ever met But i know the reason why you keep me silenced up No you dont fool me Cause the hurt doesnt show But the pain still grows Its no stranger to you and me I can feel it Coming in the air tonight Oh Lord Ive been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh Lord, Oh Lord

1/29/2008
I just need to write this to get the millions of thoughts and ideas in my head out there! I dont know what I want...Im in school and yes its fun and all but do I really want to cook the rest of my life? Im sick and tired of being in the same place the same area and just bored to death with where my life so far has taken me. Yes my addictions have caused these circumstances and at times I wish I could undue them but I can't, just gotta keep moving on. But move on to what? Sort of limited in options in my life currently but even when that is all said and done in a years time what then? Stay here feeling obligated to take care and help someone who has done all that and much more for me since I was an infant or finally go it alone in life and see what it brings me? Shit that scares the hell out of me more than anything...not the fact that I don't know but what if I do it wrong...whatever "it" is? I do not want to go back to my addictions and former lifestyle but everywhere I turn they call

Yeah, Work Sucks (part One)
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I have been on the job for a total of two hours, and already, the boss is pissed. I packed the order wrong, again. "It says, fucking sixteen millimeter, right here. Can't you fucking read?" At this point, his face was inches from mine, contorted in anger, and almost suggested a violence far beyond what my second mistake deserved. I thought I saw a vein bulge out of his forehead. "I'm sorry, I'll try better." That came out of my mouth, but "fuck you,you fat, red-faced, sweaty fuckhead," ran through my head. "At least he is only the foreman," I thought, while telling myself how much I needed this job. He could scream all he wanted, and recommend until his ass hurt, but when it all came down to it, only the managers had the power to hire or fire. "Hey, Brian, I need to talk to you for a minute." One of those floor managers had walked over to the fat fuck, pulling him off to the side, but still within earshot. "Now look, I told you abou

March 20th...a Holiday?!?!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try T

Biker Handjob
A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $40.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you? 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.' The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

Check Out This Bad Girl
Hey do you like page and pic rates,fans,well if you do you definitely wanna check out my bad girls sister Tulsa's Angel, oh and she is also my fu-owner... Stop by her page and give her some love and be sure to fan and add her and of course she always returns all love that is given to her So click the link and show her the love Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter ~ SgtRaider's Bad Girl/Sisters 4 Life/FuOwned by ^Sin^@ fubar

Meaning Of Colour And Your Birthday!!
Meaning of Colour and your birthday!! Don't cheat Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favourite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favourite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are

For Me
REPOST!! REPOST!! REPOST!! REPOST!! ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE??? HIT ME, "HEART OF FIRE" UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GODFATHER OR BE A CERTAIN LEVEL TO BE AN ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN, ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR ID IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Bea

We Need A Leader Like This!
From Prime Minister John Howard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'. 'We speak mainly ENGLISH; not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the lang

Thetruth
If we only knew the truth about it Maybe we could work our way around it Then maybe we could ignore that the shore Used to be the edge Explore more Than our block or the next City over With nothing on our shoulders But the clothes on our backs And you leave us hear with nothing Expecting no attack With soilders on the way If we only knew the truth about what really goes on Maybe all the things i do would make sense just for once Maybe we could work our way around it If we only knew the truth about it You think its crazy to think theres Nothing to hide Whenever theres a proposition For me to decide on Theres a million suggestions With a million intentions With the people getting richer Off the people getting poorer Its due for being over Theres justice on the way If we only knew the truth about what really goes on Maybe all the things i do would make sense just for once Maybe we could work our way around it If we only knew the truth about it If we

Smart Ass Answers We Like ...
SMART ASS ANSWER -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in first class. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the

Why Be A Rater?
Why do we even have a rating system.. I mean honestly you always put a 10 even though sometimes you might not feel that way really , but you do it so you get a 10 back.. Cuz if you put what you really thought like a 3-4 then you know you would get a low rating as well.. Regardless if you really are a 10 the person you rated as a 4 would come to your page just to seek vengance. They would get all pissed and rate you lower just to "get back at you " for being honest. So why even have a rating system if we're all just a bunch of people that can't take critisism? We all can't be 10's ...........how would we know what beauty is if there wasnt anything to compare it to?

At It Again. Own Me
Well here we go again.. in another auction... OWN ME. You Know You Wanna. WOOT WOOT.. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=686367&albumid=824624&i=3827029490 ^^ copy and past that link and bid on me and rate my pic. heres what i offer > ~ stated owned by in name~ > ~ daily comments for one month~ > ~ daily gift for one month~ > ~ 1 SFW Salute > ~ 100 11's during hh for one month~ > ~ all stash rated during hh~ > ~ pimpout on profile for one month~ > ~ yahoo add~ > ~ my undivided attention when online.~ > ~ #1 friend and family add for one month.~ > ~ Other offers are negotible..~ Own Me Baby!! WOOT WOOT!! Luvver'sz Beautiful Disaster

I Might Leave Fubar ???
I began moving today away from my crazy alcoholic EX. I am moving so far into the country I will have so much privacy. I will not have internet though as I have no computer. So I am considering leaving fubar. I have really made some good friends here...ya'll know who you are !!!Anywho to those of my closest friends that I always hear from I would like to leave you my email address and p.o. box number so we can stay in touch. Thanks for the LOVE !!!! Kiss Kiss... Rose

Mindtrip
You're about to take a mindtrip So get your ticket stamped Pack your thoughts on up And set yourself To rant and rave I'll pave the way And clear a path For all the aftermath That's gonna happen When these verses hit Your bony ass Bon Voyage I'll check you later Now check your reason Was it all for pleasing Or was it all misleading Or do you need a guide Brother check your side I'm gonna take you on a joyride Trip inside your mind Trip inside your mind Trip inside your mind Trip inside your mind Feels good and separate yourself It feels real good I think I kicked in another 12 hours I'll be back again the vitamin C Is making me C The visual dreams All the colors and the schemes The visual dreams The light from the moon Screams shuttering Laughing to breathe Separate yourself I'm gonna take you on a mindtrip I'm gonna take you on a mindtrip I'm gonna take you on a I'm gonna take you on a I'm gonna take you on a Separate yourself Separate yourself This ne

Democracy In Action
It has taken me months to get my room to smell like a good old fashioned poker den. Months of cigarettes, cigars. And tonight, I had to bow to the majority in the house and shampoo the carpet. Now I have to start all over. However, it has given me an idea, an air freshner that smells like a poker den or even a good old honky tonk bar. I would get rich.

Who Knows, I Sure Dont!
I try my best to let go, when I know that its not possible. The one thing in life that makes me happy stands right in front of me! I want to reach out to you, but not sure what repercussions it might bring. I stand back in the shadows, waiting for the pain to fade. How long will I stay here, not even I know. Life is so confusing when the one you love you can not hold. So close but yet so far away, the only thing I have left are the memories. I put away the bad and only focus on what made me smile! The day I was wrapped so safely in your arms, is the only though that runs though my head. The way your arms felt around me and the gentleness of you lips against mine! I know that is in the past, and no one knows what the future will hold. I can only hope and pray that we can be back together one day! I know I am only writing this for myself, but I guess it helps with the pain! I love you now as I loved you then, can only wonder how it will all end! You hold a piece of my heart, do with it w

British Health Care
I am asking ALL British Citizens post here about what they think of their Health Care system. GOOD or BAD. I know nothing is perfect, but it is my feeling that ANY universal Health Care system is better than what we have in the United States. I am looking for: How long treatment takes to receive. Has treatment EVER been refused and why. How your systems works from your point of view. Thank you.

Lies
Did you ever feel like you kept catching "friends" in lies? Did you ever feel like regardless the situation you felt as if you could not trust things or people? Yeah, I know the company I have worked at for almost 4 years now pulled the sneakiest shit ever on my 2 direct bosses friday so I KNOW no one there can be trusted..but some personal things are eating at me tonight. How can people go to great lengths to make such elaborate inconsistancies and think that I may be blonde but I would never catch on to it all.... Sometimes I also feel like I constantly play the "I can top you" game with people when I just want to talk a second and cry... Man sometimes "Friends" suck. Not even just here but in real life too..... It breaks my heart that people can be so inconsiderate of others feelings...

Associated Press Release
ASSOCIATED PRESS RELEASE Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts. "The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' he said. That's when the idea hit me like a brick house." Theorists have been working around the clock to explain the biophysical mechanism behind the phenomenon. It is believed that like the other fundamental forces of the universe, breast gravity is mediated by an elementary particle. MIT scientists have named this theoretical particle the "boobon." Many aspects of the new force have now been determined empirically. It is known that breast gravity grows exponentially with breast size. Also, experimenta

Not Strong Enough.......
I don't know if im strong enough to get threw this. Now of all times i am not sure that i will make it threw the night knowing at any point in time the phone will ring and it will give us the news that he's not with us anymore. I'm trying so hard to be strong and i'm not doing a very good job of it, I find myself slowly losing grip of everything. Everyone is counting on me being strong but im not sure i can be i dont think i can make it threw this i feel so lost. How will i manage this knowing everyone else will look to me for strength when i have no strength to give. I feel so powerless and there is nothing that i can do to change that, No matter my screams of pain or tear filled eyes will change the fate that we're all bound to. No it's not time yet it cant be he is suppose to live long enough to see his first great grand child. How could he be dying he was so strong, and how do you let go, I can't just say goodbye its impossible im not strong enough to do this not again

The Man To English Dictionary
The Man to English Dictionary Man says: I want to get to know you better. English Translation: So that I can maybe get you to do things I already tell my friends you do. Man says: Well, I'm not really seeing anyone right now. English Translation: My girlfriend is pregnant. Man says: I'd like to call you sometime. English Translation: I'd like to sleep with you sometime. Man says: Don't worry. I know where I'm going. English Translation: If I ask for help, my dick will fall off. Man says: I love it when the girls' on top. English Translation: You know, 15 girls on top. Man says: I'm into safe sex. English Translation: I have a padded head board. Man says: It's not you, it's me. But you're still important to me, so let's stay friends. English Translation: I never want to see, speak to, or hear from you again, but that might ruin my "good guy" image, and that's how I get laid, so I will suffer your existance, and pretend to be your friend until I can force yo

A Knock On The Door...
So here I was layin on my bed tryin to get some rest. Then I hear knocking on my door...I'm like who the fuck is this beating on the door. They didn't stop. I throw on a shirt n go down stairs...I open the door pissed off. There is my crackhead cousin who I've not seen in 2 yrs standin there with his lil gurl. This fool borrowed some money from me n disappeared. Well he shows up in '08 n tells me that his wife done kicked him n his lil girl out n has divorced him. She's done converted to Scientology or some shit like that....I'm sitting here like dude that shit's fucked up....Him n his lil girl r moved back in with his dad he tells me. Then he's tellin me that his weirdo ex is tryin to give her son up to child services...I'm just standin there shakin my head. My cousin Julius likes to tell stories way too much so u neva know wut is true. He goes on tellin me that he had a job offer in Canada as well as a contract for 2 million dollars in Africa to do some kind of blasting wor

Bullet With A Name
My disposition is in a position for all to see. Regretless for how it feels. I got a bullet with a name on it. Bullet with a name. Because the cause for all, the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steel. I got a bullet with a name on it. Bullet with a name. See everybody watching and passing judgment on every little move and decision I make. How can I be an individual with the weight of the world with 8 other planets to take? and with everything happening gunshots clapping and people all running in every direction with their hands up praying for the drama to end, I got my hand out looking for some money to spend. [Chorus] The price tags on the things I need are getting bigger by the day I got a bullet with a name on it. Bullet with a name. The way I work so hard for things they just take away from me. I got a bullet with a name on it. Bullet with a name. I'm working harder than a hundred black mules down in Mexico. No water, no cloud

Boobies Vs. Willies
Boobies vs. Willies Body: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. Af ter 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s a nd 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' .. asks the daughter. 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

It Is Just Me!!
WELL I HAVENT DONE ONE OF THESE YET SO HERE WE GO...I AM JUST ME AND I HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS ON HERE FOR WITCH I AM VERY GREATFUL TO HAVE.BUT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE WHO HAVE BEEN VERY NASTY TO ME AND THOSE PEOPLE NEVER TOOK MORE THAN A GLANCE OR THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME.I AM VERY KIND AND I LOVE EVERYONE.I HAVE A BIG HEART AND I LOVE TO TALK TO NEW PEOPLE.ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS ABOUT ME BUT I HAVE BEEN BEAT AND CALLED ALOT OF NAMES IN MY LIFE AND ALL I WANT IS PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW ME BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME.SO TO ALL MY FRIENDS THANKS FOR BEING GREAT PEOPLE AND TO THOSE WHO DONT GIVE YOU A CHANCE THAN I AM SORRY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON ALOT BY NOT GETTING TO KNOW ME.HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND TO ALL MY FRIENDS.MWAHZZZZ

This Is What U Get When U Screw Around
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven

Canadian Health Care
I am asking ALL Canadians post here about what they think of their Health Care system. GOOD or BAD. I know nothing is perfect, but it is my feeling that ANY universal Health Care system is better than what we have in the United States. I am looking for: How long treatment takes to receive. Has treatment EVER been refused and why. How your systems works from your point of view. Thank you.

Something Very Important
Over the past years the Juggalo Family has grown into a loyal representation of 100,000 plus ninjas. All of us can relate to each other's personal lives. However, as we have grown some of us have placed a higher emphasis on their own point of views than on our Unity as a Family. Thus, certain groups have begun to alienate themselves from the rest of the Family. On November 5th, 2002 the Almighty Sixth Joker's Card dropped and The Wraith showed us that now more is the time to start functioning as a Family....now is the time to stop hiding. Now is the time to show the world that we are a Family, and a Community, and we deserve to be treated as such. The Dark Carnival as a Faith became more clear to us. The mission of the Fellowship of Juggalos is to give back what greed has taken; and to Unite the Family once more. To prove to the world that strength comes in numbers. To show our voice of Peace to those who are open-minded enough to hear it. The Fellowship made a commitment to

The New Fu-angels!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

Statements Of Fact
Over the last few weeks, I have seen several ppl come into this "online" bar and stir the shit.... causing problems between r/t couples and couples destined to meet. Let me set the record straight before you attempt to do it to me.... 1. He sleeps next to me. He touches me, he hugs me, he loves me, he makes love to me. It's me he needs to complete himself, not anyone else online. 2. It's my neck He's collared... my heart he owns. It's my ass He'll tan if I need it. It's my touch He craves... my tongue he wants....... not yours. 3. The words that are written to you, are written in jest. In his head.. His fantasies run, but in reality.... I'm the one who will make them come true. Causing issues only causes us to grow closer... cuz I'll fight for what is mine....... My name is Sherrie. I'm owned, collared, loved, cherished and desired by Brett.... Phantom of the Shadows....

Code For Bulletins/mumms With Backgrounds And Fonts
Below is a picture of the code I use in my bulletins. All you really need to do is copy this into a new bulletin, if you wish change the url of a background graphic and you're all set.

First Time Flyer!!
ok i was wandering if any of you people who has flown b4 have any advice for someone whos going on there first fight here in a few days right now im very nervous and any `help or suggestions would be nice ty for reading and hope you all have a good day.

I've Made A Choice...
with alot of thought and instead of leaving this site,im gonna delete those who didnt cherish my friendship as i did with them or give a chit about me for that matter.so if your still on my list then you know you mean something to me.it's time for a new start with people that really care...xoxoxo

Need Some Help On A Giveaway
Hey friends, fans and family!! I am in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP. I need some comments. I only have 9800 to go. Just click on the picture below and it will take you to the page. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in adavance! hugs Carrie

I Made A Salute!!!
Hello everybody, Yesterday I bought a new web cam and I made some test pictures (please check them out in my Default map) and I made a first attempt to make a salute too and it was approved!!! Woohoo now I can level up!

Vip Comment Contest!!!!!
I AM IN A VIP CONTEST...I NEED HELP FROM ALL MY FRIENDS GIVING ME COMMENTS SO I CAN WIN THIS..ALL YOUR HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPERICATED. THE COMMENTS DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SINCE JUST COMMENT WHAT YOU WANT AND ALL THAT YOU CAN DO FOR ME... THANKS ALOT EVERYONE!!!! ~BABYGIRL HERE IS THE LINK THAT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PIC!

1 Yr Later (plz Comment)
ok here is the situation. this time last year i had to break up with a girl i loved with all my heart. i will not go into detail as to why, but i will say that she gave me multiple reasons not to trust her anymore. with in a week of the break up she had started dating a guy that i knew she would end up dating. since then he got her pregnant and he ran off. she had the baby last month. i on the other hand have only dated a few girls since that day. yes i obviouslly still think about her from time to time. but no i will never get back with her. i have moved on. you maybe wondering why then am i writting this. well it is more for the mind than anything. since i am single and have no kids the late nights r long and lonely. so that is why is still think of her. but now 1 year later i now understand that i can no longer think for her, but of my own future.

Insurance Companies Do Not Care About Us
If you have not watched Michael Moore's SICKO then I suggest you do. I also recommend a Documentary called "Michael Moore hates America" 10 parts on youtube. Watch them all. I take no sides, I am trying to get Americans to find their OWN truth. Don't take any one persons statements, find out for yourself. Keep an open mind and then do your OWN research. I am not saying everything he says or shows is 100% accurate, but the idea is sound. We need to do away with insurance companies for profit ENTIRELY and put the CEO's out of work. Remember they make MILLIONS a year, by making the most profit for their company. How to do this is simple, pay as little as possible for our needed health care and charge as much as possible for premiums. See if they charge what they consider reasonable premiums, more people pay so they don't get TOO outrageous in prices. Unless of course you start costing them too much, then your rates go up and up until you can't afford it and drop the plan.

Curses Again
Alright, I'm back again with more putrid, filthy, creations from my mind's gutter. So do you think you can handle it, you cum cradling, puss pumping, disease factory... Or maybe yur just a regurgitated bag of steaming monkey shit... How bout that? Want more?

Funny Food-for-thought
Bahaha! Now for the subject most likely to piss ANYONE off: RELIGION!!!! Disclaimer: This is for entertainment only. Get over it. I can't help but notice the nature of society's Blind Belief issue. When we die, where do we go? When we get there, what happens? What if there's nothing? Why do humans have to think they gonna live forever? Before I go on with this, I want you to know that I was brought up practicing the Dianic tradition of Wicca. Sounds wierd, but the basic principal is goddess worship, and there are many. WAITAMINNIT!!! Sounds like Heterosexuality to me... I LOVE WOMEN! Let's start with the easiest religion to pick on. It's the most widely accepted in the world. Countless numbers have died for it. Countless more will die in time. Christianity supposedly teaches us to love our neighbors, no matter their beliefs, appearances, etc., but yet proclaims that to not be Christian is to be damned. I'm generalizing, I know, but face it: WE ARE ALL GOING TO

I ♥ Acid
I love acid for the way it makes me move I love acid its the sound you cant improve I love acid it insights nasty groove I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid going round and round and round I love acid going up and down I love acid insights fleshy sound I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid and this dirty jig ass beat I love acid MOVE YOUR MIND MOVE YOUR FEET I love acid get up feel this beat I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid, can feel it in my dreams I love acid taking it to the extreme I love acid the sound so supreme I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid, fueled this romance I love acid, it'll put you in a trance I love acid its the sound to dance I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid it nevers looses its grip I love acid its the sound that make you flip I love acid dig the sound take the trip I love acid....acid.....acid I love acid take it and recharge I love acid love it till I die I love acid get the sound cha

Contentious, Useless, Narcisistic, Terrorists
I spent some time, wondering if I should post this but, post this, I must! This is not meant to be directed at any one gender but, since I am only attracted to one gender, it may seem as if it is. I apologize in advance. There are people that seem to have found a "niche" that they use to attract people to whom they're attracted. They pretend to be these sweet, hurt, tortured souls that need to be protected. Because of the kind of person that I am (please see: Explanation of a "Daddy Dom"), these kinds of people seem to find me and "get under my skin" all too easily. They are so bent on their own needs that they don't understand the damage that they do. Either that or they're so narcisistic that they just don't care. They seem (and sometimes, even sound) like the sweetest, most inoffensive beings on the planet but, they are not. They seek (whether they realize it or not) to asuage their own needs at the detriment and, sometimes, even ruin of others. They're emotiona

Clarification On Bids!
I DO NOT GET YOUR BIDS! My reward from this is simply the points from people leaving comments (bids) and rates! ALSO, Tickers can be bought for 100,000 FuBucks. It is up to you if you want to consider them to override FuBuck offers or if you want to take them for the amount they are worth. Just wanted to let everyone know. Happy Bidding!

American Soldier
SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW - "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America

Stephen And Suzy's Baby
Yesterday SuzyQ and I lost our baby to a misscarriage. We did not know she was pregnant. Its been really hard on both us. She was a month and a half pregnant and we did not know it. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you, Stephen and Suzy

You Are Beautiful
Most girls these days hate the way they look. Just today I was in the store with my friend buying stuff for Christmas. I asked her if she wanted to get an energy drink; she informed me she is on a very strict diet. The friend in question (whose name I am deliberately not saying) is very pretty, and at a healthy weight. So, being a naturally curious person, I wondered why she would be on such a diet that restricted having something like that once in a great while. She confessed to me that when she looks in the mirror, she cries. Now, I have struggled with issues like this too, as do countless girls, but the girl in question is very pretty. She’s downright beautiful, I couldn’t see how she could find any flaws, but she manages to. As I have said, I struggled with issues like this too. I have hated myself. I have looked into the mirror and cried because of what I saw. I know exactly what it's like. Once a friend asked me what I liked about my appearance. I just sat there, thinking. I c

A Very Special Thank You!!!! From My Heart To Yours ( Special Thanks To Neabear For This )
-------------♥♥♥------------- Whenever life gets tough.. And hard to bare... I get online ... where I know people care. I visit my friends... And say "Hello". Up lifting my Spirits ...with each "Uh-Oh". Life doesn't seem so lonely and blue. Knowing my friends are here... And are true. We sometimes laugh...Sometimes cry.. But we always end with a cheerful "Good-bye". My online friends are a part of my family- And here with them .. is where I want to be. What a Birthday this has been The Love and Birthday Wishes & Gifts Pouring out from everywhere This all Brought tears to my eyes to know that I have some of the Best Friends Anyone could ask for You my Friends have made this the Best Birthday Ever Even the Lounges I hang out in the Birthday Wishes and Songs Just poured out from everywhere No way I could thank everyone individually as there are so many So I put it in this Bulletin for all to see and ask that this Be resposted for all to see

Is It Really Cheating?
According to Webster, and his dictionary, cheating is defined as the following: to deprive of something valuable by the use of deceit or fraud; to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice; to elude or thwart by or as if by outwitting; to violate rules of dishonesty, to be sexually unfaithful. Now I know a lot of people who would disagree with that last line. Them girls be spittin’ if their man even so much as turns his head in the wrong direction. Oh.No.He.Dinnit! You know what I’m saying? Hells yeah. But is that fair? Is that even cheating? Let’s find out by reading the rest of my article… I can be a huge flirt. So it would be completely hypocritical for me to unleash my wrath upon the person I’m dating for doing the same thing that I might—even though it’s very possible I’d do it anyway because my wrath doesn’t like leashes. Go figure. The point being that, when considering what cheating is in my opinion, I have to first think about who I am and what I do. Would someone

Hawaii
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in th

To Bang? Or Not To Bang?
I think one of the biggest moral quandaries that a woman goes through when she begins a relationship with a guy is when is the right time to have sex. To be honest, I understand the conundrum. Is this guy feeding you a line to get in your pants? Will he still be interested after wards? One of the big factors is that women usually form more of an emotional bond with someone Once they have sex. A good friend told me she once wrote a blog where she didn't suggest, but flat out said that a female should hold out as long as possible. "The thing is, holding off on sex for as long as possible is a self-protective measure. That same man who is angry with you today because you won't have sex after two months of dating? He's the man who suddenly will stop taking your calls at month four because he's "just not feeling the same anymore." He's the man who will freak out when he thinks things are "moving too fast" after that wonderful weekend at the lake together. So yes, telling him you aren'

Squeeze Me Macaroni
Just a silly song. I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum I was givin' some head to some french bread It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose He's gonna give her a boost wit

Curiosity
I'm curious if anyone really knows the answer. I'm watching the Florida Primary results and I noticed something that's happened twice on the Democrat side between Clinton and Obama. I noticed the same thing in in New Hampshire for that primary. Both times, votes were taken away from Obama and given to Clinton. In New Hampshire when I caught it it was around 500 votes or so....It wouldn't matter much i know....But Florida the votes were over 20,000 this time. That is a lot of votes to disappear from one candidate and reappear for another candidate. Maybe it's something common, but the shit disturbed the hell out of me...

Tear Me Down
tear me down to leave me that way broken and lost I keep you in my dreams time doesn't always ease the way you make me feel tears become salt for wounds hidden away dead eyes and half smiles hide it from the outside I guess I forgot to forget you again

Jack Schitt!!
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son wi

Pms
12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. PACK MY STUFF &&& MY FAVORITE ONE 12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!! ...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!! &&& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!

Hhmmmm
Today was to dang long... And now I got some one following me around on Fubar.. what is up with that? I have been reading Mumms this evening. And there was one that really ticked me off. Not the Mumm it self, but a comment a guy made. It was a soldier asking for help. And this dumbass was just bashin the guy about being a soldier. I guess I need to add some info. I come from a military family, most of my friends are military family or ex military, so you know soldiers mean a lot to me. And to have this guy bashing them just really set me off on his ass. Dude had never been in the military and obviously knew nothing about the military. The whole time I am thinking about my friends that are over there and then ones that are going to be deployed through out the year, and what they do for this country. The one that sticks out the most is one of my best friends. He is like a brother to me, he has been there once already, almost blown up on his bday. I got the great pleasure

I Got Another Drive By Shout.
Some retard didn't like my comment on his video MuMM. Enjoy. Shout I got: darksoul: one ugly chick pisses on a video.......wow. Your why there is gay men Then he blocked me, so I followed up. Left him this comment. Hey fucktard. Get a fucking spine if you're going to attempt to open your cock sucking mouth and say anything to me. Did your boyfriend bite your balls of you ass nibbleing fuck whore? One ugly chick you say? At least I've got someone to fuck me. You're so desperate you whack it to cartoons and think we give a flying fuck about your pixils. Now don't take your problems out on me because daddy ass rammed you too many times while you were growning up, you worthless piece of shit. Your mom should have twisted the coat hanger one more time. That would have done away with you and your below average IQ. I will reiterate my life's lesson for retards such as yourself. Get a fucking life or kill yourself, you retarded waste of space. Oh and make sure you don't chok

Another Lounge Invite & .....
...the longest conversation I've had with anyone on Fubar,all of maybe 100 words between the 2 of us.Whoopee.....at least the person was kind enough to rate me back. I got a third invite from another person (one I'd fanned but didn't return the favor) to join a lounge,I sent them a pm explaining that I'd been invited to 3 lounges already & the reaction to my "Howdy y'all!" was dead silence.So that's why I won't visit the lounges. I'm thoroughly f***in' confused...I asked Support if they got points/fubucks for the invites,they said no,so why in the f*** would anyone invite somebody new when they don't really want anybody????

Break Up
How do you one break up with someone you were never going out with. The feelings for this person are so strong you feel like you should "Break-Up" in order to stop talking/communicating with them. Talk about one hand clapping... :-(

Big Suprise For The Family
Tsisquo'ga ¢¾Native American Queen¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ~@ fubar Chief of Native American Pride@ fubar I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO LET THE FAMILY KNOW CHIEF AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE 1 PERSON EACH MONTH OUR N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH WITH THIS IT WILL INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING 1 ) YOU WILL HAVE N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH IN YOUR NAME FOR THE MONTH YOU ARE PICKED . 2 ) YOU WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ID . 3 ) WE WILL MAKE YOU A WEEKS OF N.A.P. TAGS JUST FOR YOU . 4 )YOU WILL GET A BIG PIMPING GIFT FROM THE CHIEF AND I AND IF THE OTHER MEMBERS WANT FROM THEM AS WELL. 5 ) WE WILL SHOWER YOU WITH MORE LOVE THEN YOU CAN HANDLE . 6 ) LAST BUT NOT LEAST A MORPH MADE BY ME OF WHAT EVER YOU WANT. WE ARE SO EXCITED THIS FRIDAY FEB.1ST WILL BE OUR FIRST POST SO BE READY AND KEEP AN EYE OUT YOU JUST MAY BE OUR NEW N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH.

This Is Hilarious
This was just too funny not to share…. After this I just KNOW you are going to go out and get one..... Pocket Taser A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth betwee

Cry For You
You know I can't believe you, all the things you say, they're not true. [oh oh oh] But I fear I can't just leave you. All I feel is that I need you my love. This is all my spirit can take, anymore and I will surly meet decay. Won't you reach out and touch my heartache, feel it beating, please don't throw it away. I can't believe your careless lies, your burning eyes, pass through me. I never thought our love would die, but how could I, I could not see. Baby girl you know I need you, can't believe that you would leave me this way. If my pain will not appease you, so it please you I've got nothing to say. I now begin to realize, you're not the girl I once knew. But deep beneath those hollow eyes, reasons that die in part of you, of you. I will cry, cry for you, for you, I will cry, cry for you. Come on though you shut the moon out, as though it were bright as sun in the day. I would crawl through a demention in your head, you would show me a way. I

Roflmao.. Finally Someone Says Something!!!!
I think we can all appreciate this. This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without th e LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessi

To Far Ahead
I LET MY EMOTIONS GET AHEAD OF MYSELF. WELL I WOULD SAY ABOUT SIXTY PERCENT OF THE TIME. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO CONTROL THEM IT SEEMS I LET IT HAPPEN. I HAVE HAD MY SHARE OF HURTING FOR A LIFE TIME SO I AM TRYING NOT TO LET MY MOTIONS GET AHEAD OF THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING PEOPLE. BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT HAS MADE IT EVEN HARDER FOR ME TO CONTROL THEM BUT I KNOW IF I DONT I WILL LOSE HIM AND I DONT WANT TO DO THAT. AND EVEN IF I DO GET THEM UNDER CONTROL THERE IS NO GUARANETTE THAT HE WILL STAY. I KNOW I HAVE TO BE PATIENT AS WELL, AND THEN AGAIN PATIENTS IS ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH WHEN COMES TO SOMETHING OR SOMEONE THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE. I ALSO KNOW THAT IN ORDER TO HAVE THEM I HAVE TO WORK ON BEING PATIENT AND MOST OF ALL THESE FREAKING CRAZY EMOTIONS OF MINE THAT SEEM TO "FUCK" THINGS UP FOR ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO CONTROL THEM. I TELL MY SELF WHEN AND IF I MEET THIS GENTLEMAN THAT I WOULDNT DO THAT, WELL GUESS WHAT THE SHIT WENT

A Lost Soul
IN THE EYES OF THE LOST IN THESE EYES I SEE A SOUL,LOST WITHIN THE ESSENCE OF DESPAIR.I HAVE GONE THROUGH EMPTY SHADOWS OF PROMISED HAPPINESS,AND I HAVE FOUND NONE.I HAVE SEARCH FOR THE REASON AND NOT AN ANSWER.AND I GAVE UP.GAVE UP MY SELF,AND WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT,MY DIGNITY.I STRETCHED ME TO THE LIMITS,AND COULDN'T FIND THE PERFECT SOLUTION.I STRUGGLED THROUGH A MIND OF INDIFFERENCE,AND THE CAUSE BECAME UNKNOWN.DEFEAT BECAME MY ONLY RESOURCE.I TURNED SO MANY WAYS IN A BED OF THORNS,AND SOUGHT NO RELEIF,YET,I REACHED OUT AND I FELT ALL ALONE.MY TEARS,EASED UPON THE PILLOW,SO MANY NIGHTS,I STOPPED COUNTING.I SCREAMED AND NO ONE HEARS ME.IT IS A SILENT TERROR DEEP WITHIN ME.I FELL,AND LOOKED FOR THE HAND THAT WOULD LIFT ME UP,AND THERE I SIT IN A PILE OF DUST,LEGS CROSSED,AND I JUST SIT.DEEP WITHIN ME I KNOW,I REALLY KNOW.ONLY I CAN PICK MYSELF UP,DUST OFF THE DIRT,AND RAISE MY HEAD AND SAY,"I AM IN CONTROL OF MY OWN FAIT."BUT HOW CAN I WHEN,I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME TO FIGHT ANYMORE.

Scorpios And Leos
Scorpio and Leo On their first meeting Leos see Scorpios as strong and deep, someone who is mysterious and complicated but at the same time very attractive. Scorpios see Leos as powerful like themselves but in an open way which they find hard to understand. Both signs have a passionate nature so there may be tremendous sexual attraction between them. Like everyone Leos find Scorpios magnetic, enigmatic and compulsive. Scorpios find Leos are extrovert and generous but with hidden insecurities like themselves. Leos are very open about how they feel whereas Scorpios keep their strong feelings secret as they feel vulnerable if they express them. But the attraction between them and curiosity to know more about someone so similar and yet so different will bring them together. Sexually this is a potent match as both are deeply passionate and enjoy being physical. But their emotional differences will be a big problem because the Leo finds the Scorpio too controlling and the Scorpio finds

Random Drama
Well, today, I planned to go hang out w/ Adam after he got off work, and the girls were wanting to see him and hang out with him... so we planned to take them to the play place and just hang out and what not... well his cousin had come into town (and he had just told me earlier in the day that he didn't feel like goin' out with him...) Well, sure enough, right after Adam got off work, plans changed... and I wasn't so mad about him changing the plans, as I was mad because it let the girls down.... and Lexi was seriously CRYING over it... I mean, seriously... do you have any idea how that made me feel?!?!? I mean, i felt soo bad... she was crying and kept saying "adams house" cuz, well, thats what lexi says... and then tash pops off saying that he didn't wanna hang out with them. And like, I'm GLAD he got to spend time w/ his cousin, cuz I KNOW he hadn't gotten to see him, but adam KNEW he was coming to town, and KNEW he wanted to hang out, then made plans with me and the girls anyways,

Just This One Last Time
Just This One Last Time by RL Every time we meet we live in the moment of this one last time I want the memory to scorch itself into my mind Never to relinquish it's hold I embrace the moment into my soul I attempt to cram a lifetime of feelings into this one last time I drown in your eyes and I tremble at your touch I want; no, I need to give you back the pleasures you awake in me When you look at me, as if there is only me, I melt to puddles I feel with more strength than I ever thought possible The power of the intimacy is ferocious and brutal It allows me to believe in the unbelievable But knowing it can never be Denies the normal defenses from intruding and interfering The moment is soft and vulnerable Unguarded and revealing The potent emotions that rush through me Don't have time to be examined They are to be cherished and relished And then ignored and forgotten Because we both know For all those concerned It really must end It

A Friend For All Seasons
True friendship is like a strong sturdy tree It matures and spreads its branches giving comfort It yields itself to us without condition or request It's there for a reason to help us through each season. In the spring it blooms new hopes and dreams for the future In the summer it reassures us when the heart grows restless In the fall, when the twilight years fade to gray it consoles us And in the winter, it shows compassion when the end is near. True friendship is like life giving rain that nurtures our spirit It is a beacon of trust that guides us in those troubled times It calms the tempest storm that stirs from within us It will always and forever be the landmark of our soul.

Leave It Be!!!!!
Well I guess I am going to blog a little bit.... havn't in a while and figured what the hell...... Well I float back and forth from a few sites, and read different blogs, bullitens.... and etc...... the one thing I am seeing the most of is people getting into other peoples business and relationships and it just irks the hell out of me...... I mean jeeze people come on and let people handle their own mess....if they come for advice give it to em' and dont go on to get into it further.... just be an ear and let them vent..... WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL NO MORE!!!... It is a part of life ..... but anyway...... I guess I just wanted to vent that...... LOL.....

Lyrics I Wrote
My Family- After all we've been through After all I've done for you I guess it shows how much you care for me But I'm done with this, I'm done with you I'm sick of all the bullshit you put me through I should have known from the start I should have listened to my head I knew it was too good to be true But I was so in love I was so happy I just couldn't ruin it for myself So you did it for me But I'll be okay I have my family I know my home girls are there till the end I know it hurts But I don't need you I'll be okay in the end After all of this There's only one thing I need to thank you for You showed me what family stands for You introduced me to juggalo family And now I see I'm not so alone in this world I know they'll be there for me They were there for me when you weren't I should have seen through your lies I should have seen through your smile I've been down this road before But you came to me And you seemed so sad So I gave you another c

24w5d
Last night I was able to put my hand on my belly and actually feel the kicks. That was entirely awesome. Work today was decent... I got to sit down a lot. Tomorrow we're doing the floor (today we just did the backroom) and since it's primarily a clothing store it should be cool. I'm kinda hoping they pull me off to work on corrections like I did last year. That would be awesome. A friend of my mom's bf's was supposed to come over today. She never said when or anything- which I find pretty damn rude. I don't like this cunt anyways and I'd prefer not to be here if she shows up. Whatever. I'll just be bitchy if she is here at the same time as me. Thank god for mp3 players. Turn up music and ignore when people try to talk to me. I always get into a fucking shitty ass mood whenever her bf is home. An absolute sign that I need to move the fuck out of here but- yea.. that isn't going to happen anytime soon. Whatever. Fuck it. The ignorant asshole will get his due someday. Karma is

Snippits
She is wearing a long black silk negligee with black back-seamed thigh highs as she ties you naked to the armchair she set right in front of the bed. She turns the lights off and lights candles about the room. Then she steps in front of you and sits on your lap with her legs off to one side and leans in to kiss you thoroughly. She trails a path of hot open-mouthed kisses along your jaw to you neck, licking and biting from behind your ear down your neck, pausing to bite lightly at the pulse point on you neck. She moves down and licks along your collar bone to your shoulder. She continues to lick, kiss, and bite as she slowly moves off your lap and works her way to first one nipple, tugging lightly with her teeth, and then running her tongue around it before moving to do the same with your other nipple. She begins to kiss and move her mouth along your ribs. Slowly working her way to the outer edge of your stomach, she uses her teeth on one side and one hand on the other, scratching,

Kjk
Making Godfather is difficult, yes, but so is hitting the coveted FuKing level too. PieDaDDY@ fubar This man here is close to doing that, and he deserves all the help he can get. Hes always helped anyone that I have asked him to, and I am sure hes helped many others as well. PieDaDDY@ fubar So Please! Show Him So Fubar Love and Get Him To Where He Deserves to Be! PieDaDDY@ fubar brought to you by ~ Phoenix ~@ fubar Get this widget

Open
Open up and let me in. Let me bleed your soul. SHow me the true you- No more hidden messages. Let me know your fears - Bring me into your world. I'm not hear to judge - just observe... learn, possibly linger. Dwindle your nerves with my little finger. I wanna taste your un-canny ways, Wanna gain your trust. Wanna dip inside of you- Just to feel your lust.

Omg Sooo Sexy
Ok one thing on here that Bugs the living hell out of me is guys who call me names like hot sexy omg you look sooo good. Reality check ? No I am not hot sexy or any of the above or otherwise words that describe that. I can safely say I have never been hit on in person 1 time, and yea thats true. I can also safely say I am Ugly, Not everyone can be beautiful or beautiful in their own way, bs. Some people have to be ugly and different , such is life Ive accepted im the different one. Yes im beautiful on the INSIDE but thats about it. Dont try and convince me otherwise because to me its just smoke out of your ass. I wont be the girl someone goes head over heels for, just a second option to mess around with because apparently thats all guys think im good for, and when i tell them i dont do that and I want a real relationship They dissapear. So before you waste your breath calling me names thinking im going to do something with you, STOP. Btw my favo

Alone
Forever alone in my silence, I feel myself swimming in fear. Consumed by the thought of rejection.. Restless, I do adhere. Cards delt from the wrong deck of decision, I hold my hand high as I cry. Truth be known, This fault is of my own. Life carries no sympathy to buy.

A Woman And A Fork...
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Pasto

Me
My thoughts are spread out on a canvas. Like a fingerpainting from the insaine. A multi-colored distribution of emotion, for everyone to read, judge, critisize or ignore.. But.. FUCK YOU!! This is the real me... Take it or leave it. :-)

Growth, Etc.
Well, this past week I found my biological father on Myspace. I was taken from a situation in which my brother and I were not being cared for due to a mother who was schizophrenic and whose condition was exacerbated by a father who was a sociopath with a drug problem. I saw the words "proud parent" on his profile. He abandoned two families to pursue his drug habit and his con game. I couldn't believe he could say it with a straight face, but him being a sociopath, I guess it's not too much of a stretch. I went into a bit of a spin for a day or so. I don't know why I do it to myself. Anyhow, now I know where he is, so I know to avoid Oregon, at least until he wears out his welcome. I talked to my mom (adoptive mom) and straightened my head out. I went looking for the other family he abandoned. It looks like I've found my half-sister. She seems to have had a better time of it than I have, but I'm looking forward to comparing stories with her. Hopefully we'll be able

1 Sides Friends !!!!!
dont try to make to many friends on here, they will say"ive got ur back " when ur down and out and then without know that knife gos through ur back from them. and they will be one sideed if u ever get into a bind on here and walk away frow u like u never was alive trust me ive been there and it fucking sucks so watch out who u befriend on here

Cleanse
It was a maze to solve to get to my heart. Once you reached the end, you ripped it apart. I'm plotting the murder of love. The sun burns forever, somehow reminding me of you. Yet your aura is black, hollow and cold. I'm forced to cleanse the clearing within the pasture of my soul.

Wow!
I can't believe its 2008. So far this year hasn't been half bad for me. Just been chilling and working. I think that my life isn't half bad and it could be alot worst. I have a good job, and people who care about me. I have one goal for this year and if I get it accomplish, I will be so happy. Can't say if it will get done but I'm going to do my best to get it done. I haven't been comming on here that much but I'm going to try and change that and come on here more often.

Listless
Twists and turn of possibilities - torrents of atrocities, Meshing circumfrances of space. What is this reality you face? Your tears kept bottled in a jar, listless, you speak but from afar. Alone again in sin. Shadows dancing in the wind I witness you breating- You're in slow motion. Hiding from the pain within.

Inside Me
I'm loosing my nerve. But all of me you deserve. Stuck in silence, I swim in fear. Falsifying myself to myself. Do you want a different version of me - A vision of perfection, a hypocrisy - or the truth, the real me? I was always told: "Don't ask the questions, if you fear the answers, wait for signs, don't bring disaster." Well, welcome to nowhere ...You've found me.... Caught in a self-involved tug of war. This is where I live, this is where I breath. I don't have a painted mask, I don't want to regret, I feel an old persona inside begging to be set free - In the end will I bend?

Lesson Learned
I have to share this story with my friends. I have a Sony DVD/VHS combo with dubbing capacity and DVD recording capability. ** Well, I rented the Royal Rumble ahead of time and was going to record it on DVD. I thought the process would be simple. Put the DVD in and press record. Much to my dismay...here's what happened! A message appeared saying unformatted disc was inserted. Then, the message said, please wait formatting disc in progress. Well, the DVD never got formatted and the formatting process continued and the STOP button wouldn't work. So, I unplugged the recorder thinking it would reset itself and I could stop the formatting process before it started up again. Damn! Was I wrong about that! The bloody thing kept formatting. I tried to eject the disc and the eject button wouldn't stop the formatting process either. So, I ended up having to record the Rumble on VHS instead. I'm glad I can record on VHS and watch a DVD at the same time without any problems or vice ver

Nature Nurture My Soul
Touch the face of the heavens Feel the burn of the stars Fly with the wind Dance with snow Be as free as the clouds Wander as untraceable as the air Lighten my path as the sun Yet be able to hide like the moon Stand firm as the trees Lay peaceful as the water Destroy mine enemies like fire Heal mine friends softly as herbs Let my nature be as nature One circle within my soul One flame within my heart One action after another

Raindrops
As the clouds burst into tears, Raindrops fall. With the grass again, begging for more. Dirt turning into mud, puddles begin to form The sky once blue, now gray. A familiar sting, As I stroll through the park. Moisture upon my face, I smile. Another small reminder of my youth.

Stink Eye Radio
If you got Fubar get on over to our lounge and chill with the best DJ's on the net. And of course I am in there too as well. Just follow the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51165 And tell us that I sent ya, and I may have a gift for ya.

Hypocrisy
Days and nights roll by - Fast paced hymens, a lullaby. Weekend rendezvous - a lasting impression Emotional secrets kept; no time for indiscretion. My face can hide my thoughts, But my eyes will never lie. Another tight-lipped hypocrisy. Reality ignored, I press on. I'll enjoy my days, sing my song. Eventhough it's never fair - A silent tongue brings no dispar.

Big Brother 9!
BIG BROTHER After Dark LOS ANGELES, CA – (January 8, 2008) – CBS and Showtime will once again partner to bring viewers Big Brother: After Dark, an exclusive, live televised look inside the BIG BROTHER house after the network prime-time cameras have been turned off. Big Brother: After Dark will feature a live television feed from the "Big Brother" house for three hours (12:00–3:00 AM, ET/PT), seven days a week, on the cable network's SHO2 multiplex channel beginning Tuesday, February 12th at 12:00 AM ET/PT. The announcement was made today by Robert Greenblatt, President of Entertainment, Showtime Networks Inc. "Big Brother: After Dark was a big success for us at bringing an audience to very late night time periods on SHO2. This began as an experiment with our friends at Endemol and CBS, and I'm happy that it worked so well for all of us," said Greenblatt. "I'm amazed at how much curiosity there is about what goes on in the Big Brother house after the lights are out, but what bette

Manda
My Dear FriendMullethunterAKA MandaManda, and I met on Fubar. Almost instantly became friendsShe is the type friend who is always willing to help someone else outManda has been a huge help to me.She and I have shared alot in the past.Had rough times as well as well as good times, but she and I have stuck together as friends! Much Luv Manda Stop by her page and show her some LUV!~(((...Mullet Hunter...)))~Club Naughty N Nice~Club F.A.R.~Fubars After Hours~@ fubarThis Pimpout Brought Straight at ya fromFknCrazy*** OWNER OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE***~~Happily Fu-Owned by ~LONEWOLF~@ fubar

Poetry
Roses are red because they are bleeding for the company of someone new Another heart that is forever needing a caring soul to make them two If one should come along on a day of loneliness full with dark skies I pray that they share without delay a knowing smile that never dies Violets are blue because they are sad in a world that is passing them by The hours float by with thoughts had always showing nothing but a lie Perhaps two spirits will someday meet on such a lonely and cloudy night That forces their hearts to skip a beat and sends them on an endless flight

Death
Clara Joyce Kramer was born on November 6, 1941 to Henry and Bertha Kramer. She was married for 27 years to the former Dr. Michael McDonald of Fairdale KY, that has gone on before her some 2 yers ago. She is survived by two sons, one grandson, two sisters, four nephews, three nieces, four great nieces, and three great nephews. Clara Joyce Kramer died at St. Mary and Elizabeth hospital on January 25, 2008 from cancer. Her services were this morning at Arch L Heady at Resthaven Chapel at 10:00 a.m. this morning, cold, rainy and blustery. Thanks for the weather Aunt Joyce i know you didnt want us hanging out there and sobbing like a bunch of ninnies over you. Aunt Joyce was a lover of animals, lover of children and family, and most of all could make even the most hardened of hearts regardless of the situation crazk a smile and immediately go to a full belly laugh. My fondest memory of Aunt Joyce is over at the horse farm she had in Fairdale Ky, plenty of land, huge barn. I

A Piece Of Me
last night we laid together on our bed of one, we loved each other under the moon and sun i held ya tight in my arms and when we kissed u filled me with your charms Now you leave, and with you, you take a piece of me no answers given with the questions that i asked just the door closing quietly and forgetting about the past. so here i sit empty and void no sense whats so ever..since u took a piece of me

Please Please Please!!!
It doesnt have to be a level to Godfather only...getting to FuKing is hard too...so help him out..I know hes helped a lot of people that have needed for me and I am sure if hes on your list hes helped you out too. If hes not on your list you are missing out on a good friend!! SO lets get him there! PieDaDDY@ fubar

Roastid Guinea Pig
Roasted Guinea Pig skinned, gutted and charcoal roasted on a spit. They are just a snack really, and you should get at least 3-4 for a full meal. You eat Guinea Pig just the same a squirrel, starting with the hams, and working your way forward, making sure to scrape all the meat off of the ribs.

Updates & Wallpapers
My chainsaw chips are now onsale and can be purchased at this link Buy your chainsaw chip collectible I will also have a giveaway for your very own collectible as well! Also, there's a couple of new updates and wallpapaer on my official website, so go and check it out Updates & New wallpaper

Possum 'n Taters
Possum and Taters Ingredients: 1 young, fat possum 8 sweet potatoes 2 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon sugar salt Directions: First, catch a possum. This in itself is excellent entertainment on a moonlight night. Skin the possum and remove the head and feet. Be sure to wash it thoroughly. Freeze overnight either outside or in a refrigerator. When ready to cook, peel the potatoes and boil them tender in lightly salted water along with the butter and sugar. At the same time, stew the possum tender in a tightly covered pan with a little water. Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with thyme or marjoram, or pepper, and brown in the oven. Baste often with the drippings.

Nutrishun
Nutrition Facts Serving size: Depends on the possum Servings per container: Depends on the possum Amount per serving: Calories: Depends on the possum Total fat: Depends on the possum Sodium: Depends on the possum Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum Protein: Depends on the possum

Possum Stew
Possum Stew Ingredients: two cans of tomatoe sauce three cans of cooked tomatoes 1/2 thickly sliced worthog meat(mainly for flavor) a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do) salt and pepper 1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes) Directions: Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee. Bone Appa Teet.

Did I Miss Something Here?!
Zonked: as im doing now Zonked: ok ok...ill fuck off ->Zonked: haha why are you telling ME to fuck off youre the one who sb'd me! Zonked: fuck off...your to stupid to realize anything ->Zonked: so you are trying to insult me then Zonked: 100 grand...come on...what can they do if they own u anyway...its the net ->Zonked: whys that? Zonked: they must be blind ->Zonked: 1500 ....the starting bid is 5000 and im up to 100000 Zonked: no ma'am ->Zonked: is that supposed to be an insult? Zonked: i have about 1500 fubucks...that should be enough to own u if someone can see this dude's point of veiw please explain it to me.

Possum Creole
Possum Creole Ingredients: 1 slightly injured possum 1 cup mayonnaise 8 cups pig fat 2 cups buttermilk 2 fresh green peppers Directions: Slice green peppers and mix ingredients in a large bowl(exclude possum). Cut possum into chunks or thin strips. Mix possum chunks into bowl. Transfer contents of bowl into a casserole dich and bake under 350 degrees for two hours. Remove from oven, let sit for half an hour, and serve. ENJOY!!

Possum Pot Pie
Possum Pot Pie Ingredients: 1 cup glazed huckleberries 3 shots gin or moonshine 1 possum ---if roadkill: make jambalaya ---if caught: proceed with recipe 1 pie crust sliced carrots & cabbage to taste Directions: Cover a pan (or any implement you can put in a fire) with the bottom of your pie crust, and place the possum in it. Add the huckleberries and carrots, and shred the cabbage over it. Close up the pie and bake until the neighbors' dogs come sniffing around to see what the wonderful smell is, or until the fire department arrives (whichever comes first). Remove pie from fire/oven, slice, and enjoy.

Please Help Out....
Alright, I know I have some really awesome friends on here. Can y'all help me get 50,000 comments to get my first happy hour? Please--any and all help would be greatly appreciated....For every 100 comments that I get from someone, I'll give you 5,000 fubucks.....just let me know you left the comments. Kelly :)

Master's Hand
There is something about Being pushed up against a wall, face first Cheek resting on rough wallboard Breath caught in your throat Listening to the growling in your ear And trying to remember your own name There's something about being Pushed up against a wall Your back flat up against it Staring straight into eyes that see through you Swallowing hard Waiting for your heart to start beating again There's something about Being made to crawl across the floor To a seated Man, staring into your eyes Not letting you not look at Him Not letting you stumble Drawing you to Him without a word Trembling, a whimper caught in your throat There's something about Being pulled up by your hair Feeling that hand slink up your neck Into your tresses, close to the scalp Grabbing, gripping it, guttural sounds emitting from His lips The pain not nearly as strong as the urge To cry or bite a hole through your bottom lip There's something about Being bitten Especially on th

Thank You
Thank you to all that has helped me in my giveaway. I appreaciate all your help. If you are currently in a contest. Please let me know and I will be more than happy to help you..as well as add you to my blog to help get people to your contest/giveaway page. Thanks again.. Silverpixi

A New Life Begins At Home
Hello everyone, It been awhile since I last wrote. I have been busy with family and work. Some much has change for me. One, I have a job that at one point I loved but now I can't wait to leave. My oldest daugther may be pregant. My daughters just got a new job and for my youngest its her frist job. I'm still with the Mister, but that about to end real soon. I had enough. Everyday its something new, and I just can't take it anymore. He asked me to marry him. After 9 years he finally asked and I couldn't give him an answer. Fially I say if your seious, than I want a ring. Do you think I got one. Of course not, 10 years on March 8, and still he can't make up his mind. Maybe I'm the stupid one. I stayed. Even though I left, went to Nashville, I came back thinking he really cared about me and my children. I was so wrong. So enough is enough. I'm so FED UP I DON'T KOW WHAT TO DO. The lovemaking is not up to what I need right now. I just have sex just to be having sex. No passion. Ju

Asking 4 A Favor
hi there i am asking for a favor i am in a contest and i need help i need 15k for a 7 day blast or vip this is my first contest and i am not good at asking for help ... i am not demanding like a few ppl thought i am asking for the help ... here is the pic or link u can go to if u can find it in your heart to help me ... i will return the favor ....thanks michelle

Ten Rules To Live By
#1 Throw out nonessential numbers This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them...that's what you pay him/her for. #2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches will only pull you down. #3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. #4 Enjoy the simple things #5 Laugh often. long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. #6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. #7 Surround yourself with what you love, weather it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. #8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. #9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next country, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. #10 Tell the people you love th

Show Some Love To These Awesome People
Please stop by these great people contest and show them some love. Needs 22,000 more comments for HH Needs 3000 comments for a 3-day blast Needs comments for fubucks Need 25,000 comments for a 3 month VIP

Superstar Roster
Raw Roster Randy Orton Jeff HArdy Beth Phonix Cody RHodes Hardcore Holly Ashley Brian Kendrick Candice Michelle Carlito Charlie Hass Chris Jericho DH smith Drew McIntyre Hacksaw Jim Duggans JBL Jillian John Cena Lance Cade Maria Melina Mickie James Mr.Kenedy Paul London Robbie McAllister Ron Simmons Rory McAllistor Santion Marrella Shawn Michaels Snitsky Stone Cold Super Crazy Todd Grisham Trevor Murdoch Tripple H Umaga Val Venis William Regal Smackdown Roster Batista Cherry Chuck Palumbo Curt Hawkins Dave Taylor Deuce Domino Edge Festus Finly Funaki Gregory Helms Hornswaggle Jamie Noble Jesse Jimmy Wang Yang Kane Kenny Dykstra Mark Henry Maryse Matt Hardy Michelle McCool MVP Rey Mysterio Ric Flair Shannon Moore The Great Khali Torrie Wilson Undertaker Victoria Zack Ryder ECW roster Balls Mahoney Big Daddy V Boogyman CM Punk Elijah Burke John Morrison Kelly kelly Kevin THorn Kofi Kingston Lay

Change
.... And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking. What is the point of my existence? To feel…. Because you’ve never done it, you can never know it. But its as vital as breath....

Liars.
alrightt. well recently me and some of my old time friends had a falling out. They lied to me. actually they lied they said shit and mad up shit. and i make it very clear to anyone that i don't like liars.actaully i hate them. Also i make it clear that i don't believe ANYONE should talk behind ANYONES backk. if you have the balls to say it. Say it to the persons face. see who ballsy you are then. Don't go around saying it behind they're backk and being friends with them to their face. how stupid can people get? I don't say anything behind anyones backk. and if i do say something and i don't say it to your face. you better believe when it comes down to it i will say it to your face. Sorry bout the rantish kinda thing. i was just pissed : ]]

Fantasy Pool
Ok WWE Fans heres how its gonna work! anyone that wants in will pay 1000 Fu bucks a week the winner at the end of th eweek will get the Fu bucks in the result of a tie it will be split. Each person will pick 10 superstars from Raw 10 From Smackdown and 5 from ECW If the superstars you pick has a match that night you get 5 points you get another 5 points if they win if they just make an appearence you get 2 points! the person with the most points after smackdown on friday night will be the winner! I will be keeping track of everyones fu bucks that get sent as well as who you pick for each brand! LEave me a private message if you want in on the pool it will be starting next week so i need everyones picks for next week by 5pm eastern time on monday! ~Dj Bubba~TBR~Blackice's Bitch & Fu Hubby~Co Owner TBR~Mommas A$$~@ fubar

Shedding Dead Weight
First of all thanks for reading this little diatribe lol...we have way too many friends on our list that we dont hear from any at all (even when we leave comments,rates,or love). If you would like to stay please let us know so we dont delete a true friend by accident.

Want Fu-bucks??
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Rip Little London Marie
R.I.P. London Marie Sherwood.. so sad... =(December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DONT GIVE THEM TO ANYONE ONE THAT U DONT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GOING TO PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO

Supertheory Of Supereverything
If you dont know GoGol Bordello, you should. First time I had read the Bible It had stroke me as unwitty I think it may started rumor That the Lord ain't got no humor Put me inside SSC Let's test superstring theory Oh yoi yoi accelerate the protons stir it twice and then just add me, 'cause I don't read the Bible I don't trust disciple Even if they're made of marble Or Canal Street bling From the maelstrom of the knowledge Into the labyrinth of doubt Frozed underground ocean melting - nuking on my mind Yes give me Everything Theory Without Nazi uniformity My brothers are protons My sisters are neurons Stir it twice, it's instant family! I don't read the Bible I don't trust disciple Even if they're made of marble Or Canal Street bling My brothers are protons My sisters are neurons Stir it twice dlja prekrastnih dam... Do you have sex maniacs Or schizophrenics Or astrophysicists in your family Was my grandma anti anti Was my grandpa bounty

My Top Friends
Ok after way to many complaints from people about where they are in my top friends list... I have desided only my real life friends get those spots. I was using it to keep track of those i liked to talk to, but since noone seems happy with where they are on that list i have removed them all.. I am sorry if i do not contact you as often now do to this change, but feel free to contact me. I am here to have fun, make some friends, and if it means that much to you at being my top friend i am sorry. As of now only my Best friend and his wife are marked as top friends.

God Is Still Looking Out For Me!
this morning I woke up and turned off the alarm... I realized that I didnt have to get up as early as normal.. so I rolled over to get another hours sleep then i remembered that I had forgot to place my cellphone on the charger last night and had left it in the kitchen so I got up, opened my bedroom door and went into the kitchen as I was returning to the bedroom..an electric heater I keep on in the bathroom shorted out and caught fire. I quickly yanked the cord unplugging it and was able to put the fire out before it could spread. the floor and wall were slightly scorched but otherwise undamaged. I dont know what would have happened if I had not gotten up to grab my cellphone but I know that it would have been a lot worse if not tragic or fatal had I not done so.

Wanna Own Me For My First Time Ever Being Auctioned
AUCTION IS OVER I WAS AUCTIONED OFF AND BOUGHT BY ^SIN^ ........WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'M IN MY VERY FIRST AUCTION SO IF YOU WANT A CHANCE TO BUY AND OWN ME THEN YOU NEED TO CLICK PICTURE AND LEAVE A BID AS A COMMENT........HAPPY BIDDING AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL

I'll Be There
I'll Be There By Me If I shall die tomorrow, will he know how I felt? Will he know that the thought of him just made me want to melt? Life as it seems is just a dream. That only made me want to scream. When you are alone and you think you have no one to turn to. But I'm always there. In the still of the night. In the frustrations of the day. I'll be there. I'll be there even when I'm gone. So if I die tomorrow know in your heart that you are my only one straight from the heart. And I'll be there even when we are apart.

Expectations
Expectations By me You gave me your hand Expected me to stand How could I walk And expect you to talk Expectations are to high For you to stand by Don't blame you to leave If you can't love me Standing tall Looking high That's just a bunch of lies how can I say I love you When I can't even love myself There's just no other way I need some help today There's many things I can't handle And that is the critisism of the candle So how can I walk And expect you to talk When my expectations are to high For you to just stand by Standing tall Looking high Expectations are just my secret to life.

Stress
SO WHY THE HELL DOES IT SEEM THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY WE CAN NEVER STAY STRESS FREE. TODAY IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE, THIS MORNING I MEANT TO WAKE UP GO GET MY SECOND SERIES OF ANTHRAX VACCINATIONS AND THEN GET SOMETHING PERSONAL CHECKED OUT. INSTEAD I GOT MY ANTHRAX SHOT, THEN BLOOD DRAWN, THEN A PPD DONE ON MY LEFT ARM, AND FINALLY ON THE SAME ARM I GOT THE SMALLPOX VACCINATION. AFTER ALL THAT WAS DONE AND IT ONLY TOOK FIVE HOURS I THOUGHT THE STRESS WAS DONE. NONONONONO. MY MOM IS GOING TO HAVE SURGERY AROUND HER HEART NOW. TODAY IS AWESOME AND I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE CAN BASK IN THE GREATNESS THAT IS TODAY JANUARY THE TWENTY NINTH. GOOD DAY SIR.

Words
Two words and my heart skips a beat. All you are and all I will ever be is something that the imagination has built up for so long. Your voice makes me melt. Seeing your smile makes me shack. Not knowing what lays ahead scares me to death. I want out. The time is not on my side. For I fear that I'm just another pretty face. Friends for now. Lovers who knows. For now all I have are words that keep me connected. Waiting is the hardest part. Not knowing is even harder, Wishing is all I can dream. Having is unclear. Two words, one smile, a voice. I'm hear waiting......

4 In The Morning
Gwen Stafani - 4 In The Morning Waking up to find another day The moon got lost again last night But now the sun has finally had its say I guess I feel alright But it hurts when I think When I let it sink in It's all over me I'm lying here in the dark I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot [CHORUS] & all I know is You've got to give me everything Nothing less cause You know I give you all of me I give you everything that I am I'm handin' over everything that I've got Cause I wanna have a really true love Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring & I want to make it worth the fight What have we been doing for all this time? Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right All I wanted was to know I'm safe Don't want to lose the love I've found Remember when you said that you would change Don't let me down It's not fair how you are I can't be complete, can you give me more? [CHORUS] Oh please,

Personalized Skins
HELP HELP HELP... PRETTY PLZ WIT SUGA ON TOP Donate Fu-Bucks if you can ... but if not donate, then let me make you a skin that is personalized!! Help YOU Help ME!!! Ok… so I am in desperate need for bucks… I am making skins/backgrounds for your pages…. My friends took it upon themselves to ask and as far as beg for bucks from friends and family members. … Some went so far as to whore themselves out… made… and probably did things I really don’t want to know about to get me Fu-bucks so I could get a Spotlight…. And I want to pay them back… There are so many of them, it’s crazy how hard they worked for me… cuz…. It’s just me, right? Nothing to va-va-va-vum…... Drunk1.:Fu-Owner of Hope & Purest Of Angels:.@ fubar So here is the Deal…. I was shown how to do some really cool skins!! …. (Check out my skins…. The ones from Rico’s down are the newest way I do them… (good teachers I tell ya). The rest are some of the older styles I would do) Tell me what ya like… for a skin…. An

I Am..... He Is..... We Are.....
I look into his eyes and they tell no tells..... I look into his heart and it's sooo cold..... I look into his soul and he's sooo broken..... I look into his words and he's in such need..... I look into his silence and there's pain..... He's a strong man, all man no lie..... He's so proud but not ashamed to cry..... He's vaulnarable and weakened from his hurt..... He's crying out but his mouth can't speak the words..... He's protective of himself and yet so willing..... He's a man not in control of his own feelings..... We are here together forever more if never again..... We his pain, his hunger, his anger, my love, my caring, my understanding, him and me..... We are stronger together now never to be apart from one another..... We are solid unmistakable and unbreakable and this is sooo real..... By Diva. W.

All People Who Have Rated Me And Others Ones
http://fubar.com/user/1298598 http://fubar.com/user/1301922 http://fubar.com/user/1468872 http://fubar.com/user/1378934 http://fubar.com/user/1499322 one more added today and was invited by the same person that downrated me and a much of others. http://fubar.com/user/1355873 the reason why its the same person is because they are only online long enough to downrate you http://fubar.com/user/1406930

Backstabbing "frineds"
That pretty much sums it up. I told someone something personal and they took that information and decided to share it with other people. Its unfortunate. I guess all I can do is, well, nothing really. I have learned my lesson and have decided that this person is not someone I can trust. I will never tell this person anything important ever again

What The Hell's The Problem??
Man rides lawn mower to liquor store Tue Jan 29, 12:49 PM ET A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said. Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said. He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home. His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower. Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

Man Struggles To Return From The Dead
Man struggles to return from the dead Tue Jan 29, 9:09 AM ET Red tape is preventing a Polish man from returning from the dead. Piotr Kucy, 38 and from the city of Polkowice in southwest Poland, was wrongly identified by authorities last August as a drowned man, only to show up a few days after his own funeral. Despite pointing out the fact that he was alive to government officials, Kucy still remains dead in official records, stopping him from working and paying social insurance. But on the bright side, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday, he no longer needs to pay taxes. "We are nearly through January, and my documents still say I'm dead," Kucy told Gazeta Wyborcza, adding: "It's a bit of a joke." But a registry office official was adamant about the situation. "This citizen does not exist," she told the paper. (Writing by Barbara Sladkowska, editing by Peter Millership)

My Kinda Airline
Fly naked on nudist holiday flight Tue Jan 29, 9:13 AM ET German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm. Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735). "It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other." The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons. "I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in th

Been A While But Here Is Today's Folks
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) Your key planet Saturn receives a gentle kiss from sexy Venus, softening your sometimes too serious nature. This doesn't necessarily make you more lighthearted; it just encourages you to bring sweet things into your life. You can experience pleasure without having to justify it to anybody, including yourself. Don't be afraid of your impulsive desires. Honor them while also committing to be real.

Probably A Misunderstood Fubar Lounge D.j.
Man sets station on fire over playlist 38 minutes ago A volunteer at a community radio station set fire to the station because he was upset that his song selections for an overnight Internet broadcast were changed, police said. Paul Webster Feinstein, 24, has been charged with second-degree felony arson for the Jan. 5 fire that caused $300,000 damage to the studios of 91.7 FM KOOP. He faces from two to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted. Feinstein told investigators that he was "very unhappy" about the changes to his playlist, said Austin Fire Department Battalion Chief Greg Nye. The songs were intended for an Internet broadcast that occurs when the station is off the air. "He had a dream of a career in radio and was very disappointed about where it had led him," Nye said. An attorney for Feinstein could not be reached for comment. Station president Andrew Dickens said Feinstein had been in a dispute with another volunteer about what kind of music

Gotta Love Random Work Convos Haha
(3:58 PM) leah: someone likes you (3:59 PM) sondrabo: don't make me stab you (4:01 PM) sondrabo: he just has no friends, no idea why he talks to me cus i'm always mean to him (4:01 PM) leah: like i said he likes you (4:01 PM) leah: he's "trying to get to know you" (4:01 PM) leah: lol (4:01 PM) sondrabo: ewww no thanks (4:02 PM) sondrabo: did u like my response "do you want something?" haha (4:02 PM) leah: yeah but then he just stood there anyways (4:02 PM) leah: most likely trying to daze into your eyes (4:02 PM) leah: lol (4:02 PM) sondrabo: how if i turned my back (4:02 PM) sondrabo: that's why he said are you busy haha

Out Of Darkness Into Light.....
Walking out of the darkens, I see a shadow A shadow of what I was always seeking I am in amasment of this never ending battle Always wanting and never needing Walking into the light things become all to clear All that I've searched for all that I please Entering into a place of beauty and of fear Finally obtaining the untouchable things Walking out of the pain I begin to feel This emotion I've hidden so deep down inside Now I can breath now I can deal So happy so full of joy my spirits begin to rise Walking into love it has finally happened for me Never imaginged this place truelly lived It's the most eroctic the most supreme Open arms, heart & soul I except this gift By Diva. W.

For Rubin Aka Domking123...my February Owner!
Introducing My Owner: Domking123 Domking123 . ***Member of the Confedrate Family***@ fubar I come from a long line of soldiers and am proud and thankful to have him not only as my fu owner but as a friend! So, stop by his page, show him lots of fu love and say THANK YOU!

Wake Up America
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of oth

Ballsy Chick!
Testicle-tearing ex jailed January 25, 2008 12:00am A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genita

He Shows Me.....
He touches me in ways no one else has He loves me in a mannor that only God knows He gives to me of himeself completely He shares his all never misunderstood He cherishes my being with uncompromising love He listens to me without using his ears He speaks to me without opening his mouth He caresses my ego like no other can He strokes me with happiness He gives his soul without hesitation He looks into my life with clearity He provides my heart with all it needs He hears my hurt before I know it's here He wipes away my tears when they hit my face He takes me to the place no one has ever dared He shows me how much he loves me daily By Diva. W.

Missing My Son Char
well it's been 2 months that i have not had my son with me. I went to court on Jan. 11th and they told me i had to go to parenting classes, take a drug test, do med. mangament and alot of of things before i get him back. well i have been doing everything that they told me to do. I go back to court on Feb. 12th to see if i get my son back or if they want me to want.

Fu-angel's For 1/29
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

Loves Touch.....
Loves touch is: Gentle..... The feel of soft silk across your face and body..... Sweet..... Like honey straight from the bee hive untouched..... Strong..... Like re-enforced steel that no man could bend with his own hands..... Controlling..... Someone holding you down and not allowing you to move when you really don't want to be moved..... Energizing..... The feeling of seeing a toddler go and go and go and never burn out as we try to figure out how they do it..... Immasculating..... When a man has lost his man-hood to the likes of a woman and can't handle that loss..... Satisfying..... The emotion of fullness recieved from a beautiful summers day..... Crazy..... As you were when you decided to dye your hair green just to keep up with the latest fads..... Wild..... As going to jail for mooning a cop and flipping him off..... Sexy.....Like a young couples lustful newness when all bets are off and restrictions..... Untouchable..... Like that pricless jewel in the ca

New Update!
I attemted to post a blast and it was rejected for no reason. Now they refuse to refund my money. I guess I will lose my account, They have just threatened to delete my account if I file a complaint with paypal. LOL So, I guess it's either allow them to rip me off and keep my account, or go ahead and give up on the loser owners and my account and go ahead and file the complaint. Here is the email I got from Fubar. Note the threat! Our legal policy clearly states: All Blasts will be approved by a fubar admin before they are live and fubar reserves the right to reject a blast for any reason without a refund! However, your blast should meet these general guidelines: no personal attacks on any fubar member no racist or otherwise abusive language no sexually suggestive language If you choose to make a complaint on PayPal due to your own negligence to follow the rules, your account will be deleted. support === 'usmodels' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-29 1

Wtf Is This For Real
Ok I just heard about this place on the radio, this doctor was talking about parents conforming to their kids, he even has a site here it is. http://cpi247.com/index.html this guy is from San Francisco his ideas are so far out there that he might need help from a real doctor. i wonder if he even has any kids of his own, and if he would follow his own advice, oh well back to the real world for a few. have a great day people.

Thinking
Newest poem thank God i’m back to normal couldn’t write for 6 months Category: Writing and Poetry The Perfect Woman Smart, Beautiful, Loving, and caring, Able to put up with any mans faults, but wishes for the man who's her soulmate, Time, and relationships from the past have molded her into the woman that she is, She doesn't care how she looks, because she knows inside her beauty is unparalleled, With one smile, or one word spoken she can calm the most serious of situations, Her warmth could warm a frostbitten man, Written by: AL Copyright 11/20/07

Sanity Pt. 3
And the responses to the question asked in the previous installment weren't exactly about purpose in life but more dreams and hopes.... So in this installment I shall give a little more info and my own response to said question: Don't confuse dreams & hopes with purpose now. dream noun 1. a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep; 2. imaginative thoughts indulged in while awake; 3. a cherished desire; 4. a fantastic but vain hope 5. a state of mind characterized by abstraction and release from reality; 6. someone or something wonderful hope 1. the feeling that what is wanted can be had or that events will turn out for the best: to give up hope. 2. a particular instance of this feeling: the hope of winning. 3. grounds for this feeling in a particular instance: There is little or no hope of his recovery. 4. a person or thing in which expectations are centered: The medicine was her last hope. 5. something that is hoped for: Her forgiveness is my con

Health Update On Glo
I went to the doctor today and they said they felt huge lump in my side so on feb 14 I have to go back for a ultrasound.Depending on the results they are going to do surgery on me so I wont know anymore till then.