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Green Day - When I Come Around
I heard you crying loud all the way across town You've been searching for that someone And its me out on the prowl As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself Don't get lonely now Dry your whining eyes I'm just roaming for the moment Sleazin' my backyard so don't get so uptight You been thinking about ditching me No time to search the world around Cause you know where Ill be found When I come around I heard it all before So don't knock down my door I'm a loser and a user so to slag me Down because I know I'm right So go do what you like Make sure you do it wise You may find out that your self doubt Means nothing was ever there You cant go forcing something if its just not right

Hawthorne Heights - Saying Sorry
These colors will not change, you change the way I see them These words will fade when you explain why you hate them We are the same She keeps repeating (She keeps repeating) a friend she needed She said she's right here (She says she's right here), she seems so distant Saying goodbye, this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Just a few last hours, we gotta make this count(we gotta make this count) We're counting backwards (Just a few last hours, we gotta make this count) We're falling forwards. She keeps repeating (She keeps repeating) a friend she needed she said shes right here (she says shes right here) she seems so distant Saying goodbye, this time, the same old story, Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry. Saying sorry, we're falling apart Wish we knew this from the start Saying goodbyes', the hardest part Wish we knew this from the start Saying goodbye, this time, the same old story Seeing

Bananarama - Look On The Floor
It's close to midnight and I'm leaving now I'm getting in my car and heading out And can't slow down Cuz I don't know how You got my number so we'll be fine So go and use it just don't waste my time Cuz you're on my mind And you know I'm right You take me over Stay with me And we'll fade away Look on the floor And all is spinning round Someone told me this was just a dance And take a chance And I'll give you more Do you really think we have a chance Devil's in your eyes and he's looking at me I got what you want and you know what I need Come on show me how How do you get down You take me over Stay with me And we'll fade away Look on the floor And all is spinning round Someone told me this was just a dance And take a chance And I'll give you more Do you really think we have a chance

New Profile
So for some reason, this profile has been kinda strange lately. I cannot respond to shouts, send messages, post bulletins, etc. So I have decided to create a new profile. Please go to it and re-add me please. http://fubar.com/user/1453611 Love you all, xx Cin

Professional Photography Website Up!
Empty Allegory is now the name of my photography business. Click here to check out my new website and look at some of my work. Oh, and feel free to buy some prints or hire me to take some photos, seriously, I need the money.

The Ultimate Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

When
it doesnt work out with you and someone and you think its best they move on ,why does there always have to be name calling and bullshit that goes along with it ..when does it stop ..I have asked many times .yet I continue to get called names and that i am fat and ugly ..if ya dont like it .then dont look and move on ..I am me and have nothing to hide and if ya cant get over things .what am i supposed to do .. ahhh my rant of the evening ..

Live & Learn
People walk in and out of our lives every day. It is those that stay that mean the most, but those that don’t are a part of our lives every day after they walk out as well. We learn from every person we meet whether it be good or bad. If you don’t think you have learned from the people in your life, either it a brief moment or continuous then look deep inside you and find the scars that some have left and remember the ones that were healed by those probably still in your life. We are all guarded with scars from others and the people that heal the hurt of these scars are the people that you need in your life and will be in your life for eternity. Living with no regrets and learning from everything one does keeps us guarded, but learning when to let someone tend to the wounds left by others makes us prepared to be loved. ~Dream~

Illusions Of Love
What do you see when you look in my eyes? DO you see the tears I hide instead of cry? Do you see deep into my soul where the hurt is? Or just the surface smile and unchecked bliss? What do you see when you look into my soul? Do you see my heart or a gapping black hole? Do you think I feel the love everyone else feels? Or do you think you can hold me till my heart heals? What were you thinking when you said you loved me? I'm not the loving person I used to always be. Did you think I would honestly feel the same way? Or that you could make all the other pain go away? I've closed off my heart to the love and hurt I felt. Nor will I deal with the hands that life has dealt. Love is not an option in my life anymore. I will not pick the pieces of my heart off the floor. Holding onto hope that has only let me down, I deal with life with a smile instead of a frown.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Breakdown
Its all right if you love me Its all right if you dont Im not afraid of you runnin away Honey, I get the feelin you wont There is no sense in pretendin Your eyes give you give away Something inside you is feelin like I do Weve said all there is to say Baby, breakdown, go ahead give it to me Breakdown, honey take me through the night Breakdown, Im standing here, can you see? Breakdown, its all right Its all right Its all right

The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life Trying to make ends meet You're a slave to money then you die I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet yeah No change, I can't change I can't change, I can't change But I'm here in my mind I am here in my mind But I'm a million different people from one day to the next I can't change my mind No, no, no Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees yeah I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now No change, I can't change I can't change, I can't change But I'm here in my mind I am here in my mind And I'm a million different people from one day to the next I can't change my mind No, no, no I can't change I can't change it 'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life Trying to mak

The Bubble Bat
Robert Bentley turned on the taps and looked at the small clear plastic packet. Oh well, he may as well give it a go, he thought. He emptied the contents into the bath. ***** Bentley hadn't really gone into the New Age shop with the intention of buying anything. He just wanted to get a closer look at the hot shopkeeper he'd seen through the window. All he'd seen was a glimpse of pale skin and cascading black curls, but it had caused his heart to jump. Curious, and with a little bit of time to kill, he'd walked in to get a closer look. The small premises were on the corner on the way to the bus station. It used to be an adult book store with dirty, boarded up windows. The new owners had replaced the wooden boards with clean glass windows. The interior was still cramped, but the windows helped give it the illusion of air and space. As Bentley walked through the door a small bell tinkled above his head. He shuddered at the sound; it brought back memories of stepping on squ

Jeff Foxworthys Take On Texas
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybodys passing you, you may live in Texas If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to al

A Saying From The Story Othello
WHEN THERE IS NO REMEMDY, SORROWS HAVE ENDED BY SEEING THE WORST, ON WHICH ONE ONCE DEPENDED. TO MOURN AN INJURY THAT IS OVER AND DONE IS THE WAY TO BRING NEW SORROWS ON. WHAT CAN'T BE KEPT WHEN BAD LUCK STEALS PATIENCE THEREIN A DEEP WOUND HEALS. THE ONE WHO'S ROBBED AND SMILES STEALS BACK FROM THE THIEF, BUT STEALS FROM HIMSELF WHEN YIELDING TO POINTLESS GRIEF.

X-mas
hey everyone, just wanted to wish everyone merry christmas and hope all goes well and stay safe! i didn't even know this site had a blog thingy untill now :P, but like i say, i'm slightly new and learning slowly on here. lots to learn about on here and tons of new people to meet! :) well, take care and talk to you soon! angie

Everything Changes
If you just walked away What could I really say? Would it matter anyway? Would it change how you feel? I am the mess you chose The closet you cannot close The devil in you i suppose 'Cause the wounds never heal But everything changes If I could Turn back the years If you could Learn to forgive me Then I could learn to feel Sometimes the things I say In moments of disarray Succumbing to the games we play To make sure that it's real But everything changes If I could Turn back the years If you could Learn to forgive me Then I could learn to feel When it's just me and you Who knows what we could do If we can just make it through The toughest part of the day But everything changes If I could Turn back the years If you could Learn to forgive me Then I could Learn how to feel Then we could Stay here together And we could Conquer the world If we could Say that forever Is more than just a word If you just walked away What could I really s

Feelin
Well I know the words, but I can't really speak them.... To you And I hide all the pain that I've gained with my wisdom..... From you And I may end a life, by what I hold inside All the things that I live with I can't easily hide And I'm left here with nothing, nothing to live for.... But you It's not easy to hide All this damage inside I'll carry you with me Until I'm not alive When you look at my face, does it seem just as ugly....To you? I can't seem to erase all the scars I have lived with....From you I'm so sick of this place This taste in my mouth Cause of you I can't figure what I'm all about And I'm left here with nothing, nothing to live for....But you It's not easy to hide All this damage inside I'll carry you with me 'Til I'm not alive

The Origin Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Origin of The Twelve Days of Christmas: There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won 't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today I found out, thanks to the Internet. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. The five golden rings recalle

Just Alittle About Me
Well lets see i am 39 and have 3 kids. 2 boys and 1 girl. I live in Texas. I am on here to meet new ppl and have fun. I am married so NO i am not on here to meet any new men I have 1 and thats enough for me. If you would like to get to know me better please fill free to add me or send me a message. Thanks and may God Bless You All....cyaaaaaaaa

The Phone Call From Hell
why are some people so incredibly stupid? i left my son's father three years ago after nearly 12 years (off and on) of mental, sexual, and emotional abuse. when he started taking his anger out on our son i bailed. no way no-fricking-HOW was i subjecting my son to that mess.... and for the past three years i've been dealing with this man...who blatantly said in front of witnesses that he never WANTED his son..trying to get custody of our son because i was going after him for child support. my son is NOT a tool to be used to piss me off! THEN, after i was given soul custody and there was an order for visitation, my son's father decided that he was going to stop picking his son up...and to top it all off, of the two times his father DID get him, the new girlfriend (the 16 year old he cheated on ME with...and who already had a baby that was nearly 1 already) gave my son alcohol and tried to molest my son... and today he calls me expecting to take MY son for the holliday!!!

A Very Merry Christmas To All!!!!
I wanted to wish all my friends, fans, and everyone on Cherrytap (Fubar, they shouldn't have changed the name) a wonderful Christmas. May this day bring you happiness, joy, peace, fulfillment and togetherness with your families and friends. Have a wonderful Christmas and remember what the true meaning is of this season. To me, it is giving that makes it so wonderful, not receiving. This is why I wish everyone I know the most joyous Christmas, one filled with cheer and laughter. The reasons we celebrate Christmas are many, but the majority of us celebrate a birth, one which affected our entire world. Some do not feel there is a need to openly admit this belief, but I do. I am not a religious zealot, but I have strong beliefs. Some don't like that, too bad huh! lol Seriously, Christmas is a time for us all to be generous, not only in material things, but in our spirit and friendship to others. This Christmas, close a gap, rebuild a bridge. Repair a hurt and regain someones hand. Life is

New Photos
I believe the title of this blog says it all. I added some pics that were promptly rated NSFW so unless you are on my friend's list you can't see them. So send and add request if you are interested. I even added my salute pic not that I found it necessary after all how many guys pretend to be middle aged white guys? lol

The Leathur Lair Xmas Event 2007
For those of you who missed the show, or for those of you who just want to see what was aired, here is the playlist for TLL's Xmas Show for 2007... ================================================================================================ 12-21-07 xmas TLL MCfh 01 Patti LaBelle - theme from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" Clark Griswold "Kiss My Ass" Twisted Sister "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" Clark Griswold "Twinkle Lights" The Brian Setzer Orchestra "Jingle Bells" The Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time Is Here (Vocal)" Cousin Eddie "Shitter Was Full" >voiceover: The Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time Is Here (Instrumental)" .38 Special "A Wild-Eyed Christmas Night" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Christmas Time Again" TLL MCfh 01 Brenda Lee "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" Chuck Berry "Run Rudolph Run" WRR XMAS 07a Kay DeKalb Smith, Stephen Charles, Emily Faye "Check The Malls" >voiceover Star Wars "Christmas In The Stars" TLL MCfh 01 Bo

Stupid Bitches!!!!
GRR!!!! THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS IT OUT FOR ME I SWEAR. I TOOK HER TO NC WITH ME AND SHE GOT NO ATENTION. SHE MET GUYS OFF HERE AND MYSPACE AND TOTALLY JUST GAVE SHOULDER UP PICTURES. WELL COME TO FIND OUT WHEN THEY MET HER APPARENTLY SHE LIED ABOUT HER WEIGHT AND THEY WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. SO NOW THAT SHE DIDNT GET AN Y ACTION OR EVEN ATTENTION SHE IS TAKING IT OUT ON ME AND MSGING EVERYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME. GOD DAMN SHE IS FUCKING DUMB!!!! IM ABOUT TO FUCKIN KILL A BITCH!!!!

Merry Christmas To My Brothers
This is for all my brothers in the military. even though we may not be home for the holidays, were still with our family! rest assured we are making the best of what we are presented with...

Fubar Dictionary
fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block – Blocking a member prevents another member from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, etc. The blocked member is also no longer able to rate your pictures or profile. Bouncer – Bouncers are volunteers from the fubar community who have been selected by fubar staff to help moderate and assist members with any questions they might have. All Bouncers have Orange colored name tags. BRB – Be Right Back Bulletin – A Bulletin is a message that can be sent to all of your Friends or all of your Friends and Fans. To send a bulletin, click on the MY BULLETIN BOARD link

What I Want For Christmas
If I had the power to produce exactly what I want for next Christmas, I would have all the kings and emperors resign and allow the people to govern themselves. I would have all the nobility crop their titles and give their lands back to the people. I would have the Pope throw away his tiara, take off his sacred vestments, and admit that he is not acting for God -- is not infallible -- but is just an ordinary Italian. I would have all the cardinals, archbishops, bishops, priests and clergymen admit that they know nothing about theology, nothing about hell or heaven, nothing about the destiny of the human race, nothing about devils or ghosts, gods or angels. I would have them tell all their "flocks" to think for themselves, to be manly men and womanly women, and to do all in their power to increase the sum of human happiness. I would have all the professors in colleges, all the teachers in schools of every kind, including those in Sunday schools, agree that

Do You Ever Wonder?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we

New Love
To find new love is great To be in love is wonderful. I would love to have that in my life. To be held by someone that is so sweet and sensitive and adorable Makes my heart melt. There is no feeling like being loved The bad thing about real new love is that you never know who the person really is. The only thing that you can do Is take this new love one day at a time.

True Grades
The last blog I posted contained the grades that I thought I had received. Apparently I underestimated what I had done. History of Work: A- Military Professions: A Spanish 2: B- History of Civil Rights: B+ Semester GPA: 3.36 That is the best GPA I've ever had in 1 semester. I guess I just get mad sometimes. Mad when people tell me that I might be a little off because of the accident, telling me I might not be able to go back to school. Well I guess I get the last laugh. I'm one of those people that you can't really tell them, "You can't do this." I'll turn around and try to do it twice as hard to prove you wrong. I had the best motivation to be able to achieve all of this. My family is always supportive and my girlfriend is always there to take my mind off things so that I can relax when I need a break. One more semester left, just one more...

Not Enough
Today is the day before christmas eve... maybe i could be better if i do somethings my man wants, maybe i should just get a cell. or just leave here and go with him. i know i make him happy but my thoughts are killing me. who cares.... i will figure it out.

Was It You That Pissed Santa Off?....
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible-- Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying thr

It Has Been Oh So Long....
since I have changed my profile.... In fact, a friend of mine pointed out to me that I was wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!! lol.... I think, if I get a break tonight at some point in time, I will attempt to update my profile page -- at least a bit more current than it is now. :D K

Merry Christmas
I Would Like to Wish All My Friends, Fan And Very VERY Close Friends Here On Fubar A Very Very Merry Christmas And A Very Happy New Years... Please DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!! If your to drunk Please call a cab or Give your Keys to Someone.. If Your friends Drunk Please Take there Keys From Them... I wanna See you All Next Year Here !!!! I Posted New Pictures Stop By and Take a Look And There Is Also a Christmas Tree and a Mistletoe On My Profile Stop By And Leave Me a New Years Kiss Or a Christmas Gift Its Free Lmao...

History Repeats Itself With Iraq War
General Vo Nguyen Giap. Giap's memoirs... (Gen. Giap was top General in the North Vietnamese Army.) General Giap has published his memoirs and confirmed what most Americans knew. The Vietnam war was not lost in Vietnam -- it was lost at home.. By the exposes the enormous power of the media to cut out the heart and will of the American public. The following quote is from his memoirs currently found in the Vietnam war memorial in Hanoi : 'What we still don't understand is why you Americans stopped the bombing of Hanoi . You had us on the ropes. If you had pressed us a little harder, just for another day or two, we were ready to surrender! It was the same at the battles of TET. You defeated us! We knew it, and we thought you knew it. But we were elated to notice your media was definitely helping us. They were causing more disruption in America than we could in the battlefields. We were ready to surrender. You had won!' A truism worthy of note: Do no

Music
Song 1: Everything I Wasnt Current mood: Heartbroken Everything I Wasnt: You said i made you happy, You said you loved me till death, I treated you like a queen and let nothing bad happen, but all i got in return was heart break and depression, All i wanted was to make you happy, i guess that wasnt good enough, all i wanted was to see you smile, i guess i wasnt good enough, we broke it off, you found another, he broke ur heart and i jumped to try again for you, you say i love you more, and to me that doesnt work, i need a girl to love me, even if i am ugly, i know its hard to ask for, i know i rush things, but all i want in life is, to be with you, and i want to be with you until my life ends, i guess its to late for that, since i ruined it forever, i was sad but not no more, because i accepted it. i accepted that i ruined it, i accepted that i fucked us over, now i have to live with the fact, that i lost someone i loved so very much. -Josh I know

Arizona Got It Right!! Awesome!!
Illegal immigrants packing up and leaving Arizona Illegal immigrants, facing new law cracking down on employers, are going home Arizona's new employer-sanctions law takes effect January 1 Law an attempt to lessen the economic incentive for illegal immigrants "I don't want to live here because of the new law and oppressive environment" PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Illegal immigrants in Arizona, frustrated with a flagging economy and tough new legislation cracking down on their employers, are returning to their home countries or trying their luck in other states. For months, immigrants have taken a wait-and-see attitude toward the state's new employer-sanctions law, which takes effect January 1. The voter-approved legislation is an attempt to lessen the economic incentive for illegal immigrants in Arizona, the busiest crossing point along the U.S.-Mexico border. And by all appearances, it's starting to work. "People are calling me telling me about their friend, their

Hello
Just a quickie.. to wish everyone a happy Christmas eve..happy Christmas. I got the shitty end at work.. with working 3 to 1130 shift on weekend..and 630 to 3.. monday(tomorrow). My butt is dragging..but anyways, I will then be off til Friday. To all the new ones I added.. I will eventually get around to rating you. Hugs/ kisses nikki

Why Is Beauty Pick Of Pesonlity?
I find life somewhat one side within love and compassion, we seem to live for money and looks, but do we dare to stop and look within the mere image within the mirror to see..... Come within the light of new day... Looks are not always the same. Even with all the little niks and tucks with plastic surgery, you will still be the ugly person on the outside, if you can't not truely be whole within your heart and soul. Come within the darkness of night.... Looks matters not as long as love, passion and desire makes you soar where nothing can seems to ever bring you down from heaven ever again. So is it not better to love or care for someone with more depth? For is not better to know them by their personality than looks. Personlity is more better than looks...to love and care about some is deeper than looks, yet when beauty fades is it not depth of those, we love for their personlity keeps us strong and true to our true pathway with love and completeness? Is not the be

A Short Tutorial On How To Paste Online Icon
__________________________________________________________________________________________________ Gallery I - Gallery II - Gallery III - Gallery IV - Gallery V - Gallery VI - Gallery VII - NFL I - NFL II Once you have clicked "Edit My Skins" this is the page you will get. Just click "Edit Skin" (in yellow) and add your Icon code to your desired skin.Or all if you like. Note: All links in this short tutorial DO NOT work except the blue and red links. Buttons Also DO NOT work. create a skin! | browse skins! hint: if you activate multiple skins, one will be selected at random each time someone checks out your profile! my skinsidcrcactivenameripscreatorcreate date 4471073691550320YESNOT.V. Static4?POLO?Aug, 31 2007preview skin | edit skin | delete skin4479753174181396YES

Bah!
Mmmmmeee me meeee...ahem!*clears throat*Hey, is this thing on...?*taps mic*Oh! Well, here we go... It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, Everywhere I go... 'Cos my gift-wrap skills are awful, And 'cos I'm a lazy ho ho ho.... It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, I'm not falling in the wrapping trap. Going to finish this junk as fast as I can So I can go take my nap. It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags. No more paper by yard and ream, 'Cos if I have to look at one more crap gift I think I'm going to scream! It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, Don't tell me I'm starting late! YOU come wrap all this "festive" shit And see if you don't meet the same fate! It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags For ev'ry sweet adult and tyke. But I'll be using the Wal-Mart bags For the family I don't like. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

To Everyone On My Friends List.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, I TRIED GOING THRU THE LIST TO GET YOU ALL BUT DARN, THERE ARE SOO MANY FRIENDS THAT IT WOULD TAKE ME A WEEK,, GUESS I SHOULD OF STARTED EARLY HUH?? LOL, ANYWAY HAVE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON MY LIST.. LOVE YA ALL... BRATT Create cool Profile Comments

Got This From An Email That My Cousin Sent Me
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “we're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents

2007
As the year is getting ready to end I had to reflect on things that happened in 2007. We are still fighting a war that none of us understands but, God bless the men and women that are laying down their lives everyday so that we all may be free. There are some brave men and women to protect everyone like they do. No greater sacrifice is there for a man to lay down their life for someone else. That is what those brave men and women are doing for all of us. We Thank the Troops so much. This year I heard of more women getting missing and their husband are the suspects. All the women out there and you can't live without this one. They don't realize what they are doing to the children when the wife/mother is gone. The child is going to be left with neither of you in their live. Think about what you are doing. You may be able to live without your wife but, what about your child. Where I live their where children getting killed and being left at hospitals. How could you possible kill you

Gold Paper
I copied this from my friend Tom. And wanted to share it with everyone. You may repost this if you wish. Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around he

My Christmas Message...
...above and before anything else, i'd like to wish all of my true friends and families a safe and happy holiday season. I hope that you and yours are having the time of their lives and are creating memories that will last a lifetime. I'd also like to show my very special girlfriend a special place in this blog, as she's been with me through thick and thin, put up with all of my nonsense and stuff (imagine?) and is a very sweet and caring person. Check her out and love on her as much as I do... A_m_N_e_S_i_A@ fubar ...now back to the fubar stuff...I've been very quiet of late, not so much from lack of intrest of anything but to sit back, watch and pretty much take it all in. I look at my bulletin boards and all i see is a bunch of (repost) bulletins that no one looks at, comments on or anything. Lounge bulletins pimping out who-knows-what lounge today, and then when you go to check one out persay and god forbid even join it, you get bombarded with messages begging you to come bac

Single Once Again
Well, last night i got a phone call from my wife, she is in kentucky and i am stationed in hawaii. i am an infantry soldier in the US Army. but any who i got a phone call from her lastnight telling me that she wanted a divorce. so there wasnt much i could say except okay. lol so i guess i am gonna be a single man. which isnt gonna be hard i mean i have been here alone for two years now so im pretty well used to it. but it still sucks ass you know. well thanks for listening ttyl keith

Scottish
A man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

My Mother
well I have had a bad week so far I cant sleep too good 12-24-2004 we had to pull my mother off a life support at 9.00 that morning and she passed away that evening at 5. we done all we could do and the doctors did too , she had cancer.. but I know where she is now she is being taken care of and not hurting anymore she is in heaven and I miss her so much god bless mom and merry Christmas I miss you so much

Nifty Quiz....
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? adorable 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? poofy dress for prom...short dress for clubs 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? smile. 4. Group dates or single dates? single. 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? yes 6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? no. i just want someone to love me 7. Is your hair up or down today? up 8. Do you straighten your hair? yes. when i feel the need 9. Favorite mascara? Avon 10. Do you get your nails done? every great leap year 11. Small or large purses? medium 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? everything..fone.make-up.pens.camera. 13. Jeans or sweats? jeans. 14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? sometimes. 15. Do you text message a lot? bunches 16. What would you do if you got pregnant? cry 17. What’s your favorite color? blue.and green 18. Heels or

Please Lord, Let The Snow Stop
I'm stranded yet again away from home. My son was at his dad's this weekend so I stayed with a friend for the weekend. Got me out of mom and dad's house for awhile. Well, last night I stayed here since we knew the roads would be bad today. And bad they are. My son was supposed to be home tonight but they aren't driving anywhere cuz of the roads....and I'm still at my friend's house. Oh well, could be worse....I could be bored.....we're making Christmas cookies and drinking hot chocolate and watching The 40 Year-Old Virgin.

Im Up For Ga. Veteran Wrestler Of Year
Its an online vote and im trying my best to win so please go vote for me it will be greatly appreciated. You can vote once per day until the poles are closed. http://poll.pollcode.com/HBPa Come on and help me win this award. Thanks to everyone for your help.

The Eve Of Destruction
The Eve Of Destruction By Judith Moriarty © Copyright 2007 9-19-7 "The eastern world it tis explodin', violence flarin', bullets loadin' ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction" If I were given unlimited power, money, and the unknowing assistance of multitudes of pawns, players, shills, toadies, lap dogs, etc; to take down a nation, how would I do it? Common sense says, first I would want to control that nation's monetary system with the unlimited ability to tax the population (incurring massive debt) into servitude. I might name my monetary system with an official-sounding title that would fool the multitudes into thinking I was an official governmental agency - and not a private banking cartel. I would institute various programs of entitlement to entrap and make the citizenry dependent on various handouts - thus killing their incentive to work, but most of all to control dissent. One doesn't bite the hand that feeds them. I would give robber baro

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1-15-06 so love the flowing thoughts, that come in my head when im fucked up. Okay you really need to focus on where you write your enteries keep track of them because thats is good but at least you are writing every day or at the end there of. Anyway so first day of work im sick like hell had a mirgrane all last night while I was trying to sleep woke up couldnt eat. Worked all day didnt even feel like work then left hung out with brooke talked to robert about things I thought about just all day and it was awsome just as he leaves my home boy calls me and we hang out with the chickia and thats was sick I also realized something new avout Seth: he went out with that hoe when he was tweaking and after I got sick and tonight should not have told him about tim because it s so out of context but I told him I cant wait for his birthday im getting us a room and drugs and we are going to have fun and I am getting his gift soon oh im so so happy. So tired but not so tired vecause this always h

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5/28/05-5/29/05 The emptiness is consuming me. I can’t focus to many interesting things going on to focus on any one thing. People too as much as they piss me off I want to know all I can about them. I have discovered how much I love learning , once your out of high school which does shit to prepare you for the real world, learning is amazing. I don’t understand how I scare myself so much an over active imagination? Or just stupidity? Insects suck they should all be destroyed I hate that they don’t know their place, they think they can just og anywhere my arm is off limits BITCHES. Something I need to learn is to say ‘no’ but that goes back to the bipolar. I describe bipolar as a roller-coaster, sometimes the downs are scary, sometimes nothing, and others I am going underground, I am scared its dark, its lonely. Enough with that self-indulgent bull-shit. BAD HABITS: Nail biting, and falling in love. OH! Speaking of which when I was younger it was all about “the good guys” now all a

Musica Nocturna Playlist 12/23/07
DEPECHE MODE - It's No Good (Hardfloor Mix) DIORAMA - Synthesize Me THE CREATURES - 2nd Floor COLONY 5 - Knives COVENANT - Call the Ships to Port (Neonships Mix) ASSEMBLAGE 23 - Let The Wind Erase Me :WUMPSCUT: - Soylent Grun PROJECT PITCHFORK - Carnival (Covenant Remix) BIOMEKKANIK - State of Perfection FUNKER VOGT - Fallen Hero ABSURD MINDS - Lord DAVE GAHAN - Deeper And Deeper (SHRUBBN!! Single Version) SEBASTIAN R KOMOR - Das Oontz ZOMBIE GIRL - Bleeder (Industrial Strength Mix by Seb) ICON OF COIL - Consumer VNV NATION - Genesis KMFDM - Megalomaniac (Edit) MIND.IN.A.BOX - What Used To Be (Short Storm) CULTURE KULTUR - The Only One APOPTYGMA BERZERK - Non-Stop Violence (CNN Version) SOLITARY EXPERIMENTS - Pale Candle Light (X-Fusion Remix) E NOMINE - Deine Welt (DJ Bludston Edit) MELOTRON - Lebe ungewohnlich SYRIAN - Supernova (Radio Version) BLANK & JONES feat. ROBERT SMITH - A Forest THE CRUXSHADOWS - Tears (Fictional Remix) SKINJOB - Beauty is Your Toy

Blessed Be, Happy Holidays
BLESSINGS TO ALL,HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON. PEACE,STRENGTH AND LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS. I LOVE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND AM THANKFUL FOR YOU ALL BEING PART OF MY LIFE NO MATTER HOW GREAT OR SMALL YOUR ALL IMPORTANT. I AM MOST THANKFUL FOR MY BABY EVILTAZ247 FOR LOVING ME AND SHAREING LIFE WITH ME. LOVE YOU BABY.XOXOXOXO JUST REMEMBER HONESTY AND KINDNESS GO A LONG WAY, AND THE CIRCLE OF LIFE HAS A TENDENCIE TO RETURN WHAT WE GIVE TO OTHERS. BLESSED BE, SCOOTER.

Shit
i tell ya everything turns to shit this time of year people go crazy kill others break up with long time loves and pretty much shit on each other except on christmas ever ones nice and will tolerate people but after the 25 they'er just as mean and hateful as they are the rest of the 12 month in our calander the other 11 months everythings normal. did you know in the state of iowa people get in fights in the malls more often between dec. 3 and jan. 3 i mean i thought this month was for giving not taking unless your giving the punches for xmas then i must be crazy and then you have to look at life in genral there is way to much drama and way to many games going on in relationships in friendships i dont know when life turned to shit but it is shit now and will be shit forever

Hopeless Case
I have this feeling inside that I wouldn't like me if I met me. seems like a losing fight, if you could see it through my eyes, then you'd believe me. The truth is that I'm overrated, I can't think straight, I'm formulaic. The truth is that it's sad to say it, but you can't help me. You, you don't see me that way. You hear the words that I say, you just tell me my heart's in the right place, it's the world that's confused, and it's never too late, to save a hopeless case. I've always known a ghost like me, can disappear in a moment. I'm my own worst casualty, anything I touch can be broken. The truth is that I'm self-destructive, I'm insecure, I'm out of focus. The truth is that I've had enough but you still help me. You, you don't see me that way. You hear the words that I say, you just tell me my heart's in the right place, (You hear the words that I say) it's the world that's confused, (You hear the words that I say) and it's neve

My X-mas Wish
My Chistmas wish..is to be really loved by someone--totally and honestly-someone who really does love me for me.Someone that will show me the love back.Its always been my dream.Maybe one day that dream will come true.I can only dream.

Everything Has A Gender
Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too). Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on. A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to pus

I Need To Vent
This blog is just to get all this shit off my chest! Why do people have to take other people's kids away? My oldest son got taken away from my husband and I by my Grandmother & we still don't really know why. She is being a such a bitch to us & I just wanna take our son & move to Georgia where my Dad, Mom & Sister are but I know I can't do that cuz she has permanent gardianship of my son at this point in time & that would be considered kidnapping. I just feel like nothing is going right & that we will never get our son back even tho people tell us that we will it just takes some time. I don't want it to take time I want my son NOW! Why can't I have him NOW?!? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve & we will only be able to get to see him for 1 HOUR that's it...I don't think that is right but I can't do nothing about it. I just want to tell her what I think of her but I know that I can't. My Mom, Sister, & Dad are my support system thru this whole ordeal besides my husband & they help alot by talkin

Backing Up Your Cell Phpne Contacts
If you dont back up your cellphone contacts on your desktop/laptop, there is a great service available that backs it for free online. "ZYB.com" let's you back up your contact information - and even your Google Calendar events - over the air, for free. No cables, no cost.Just go to their web site and open an account, then set up a simple process on your phone to sync whatever portions of your phone you wish. Remind yourself to sync it every now and then to keep current.

Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Read And Laugh ( Warning Do Not Read If You Have A Weak Bladder Or A Heart Condition)
Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Short

Masquerade
glitter-graphics.com Ok so you hide behind the mask,and dare not to peek.You bury your soul in a thought and you dont let a mere second of an intermost conception dare to open the door.Your blood runs through a heated moment that time allowed.You grab a small chance to be happy,Yet you dont let go of all that lies behind the colorful visage.The tears of uncertanity,trails behind the covers of the undecided coarse,that was planned way before your time on earth began.You walked among the heart,that promise you.forever,and you,forget that all it took was to take from the covers,the one thing that would undo the masquerade.Honesty.

Do I Look Like And Online Porn Star?
I post a mumm about being alone on christmas and I get every fucking wanker with their dick in their hand jerking off in my shout box. What the hell!? I am a true southern lady and a freak in the bed. But if you don't treat me like a lady in the street you'll never find out what kind of freak you really could have had. So don't come at me with "do you like oral", "do you take it up the ass" and bullshit like that. Crap like that will get you blocked. Be a grown up, have some respect. If you wanna talk to women like that their are plenty of them out there that will charge you $2.99 a minute go find them.

Managing Passwords
Every site we visit now a days day,has some kind of User ID or password connected to it. The biggest problem a lot of users have is keeping track of their IDs, as well as having their accounts hacked into by outsiders. Not only that, User IDs and passwords can be really annoying as the time gets wasted and always constantly typing the same thing in. Fortunately, there is the IDVault, and the newest version, the ID Vault 2008, allows for some ease in a user’s life, as well as some added security. IDVault is a U key that looks like a padlock, even with a U-shaped metal end. You can affix the U-end on your keychain, and the device retracts the USB end. To install the user inserts the included CD Rom software, then inserts the USB Key. From there, a user can just add a new account for their bank from a pre-selected list. So when the user goes to their banking or financial site, their personal ID codes are automatically entered in. Not only that, there is a new window opened on the screen

Nfl Ii
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Nfl I
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Gallery Vii
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Rose
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!

Gallery Vi
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Gallery V
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Dumb Arse
So today I was with my family doing some last minute shopping. We were headed home on the highway doing about 75 MPH when I noticed this pick up truck coming up fast behind me. It was a 2 lane highway and I was in the left lane. I got into the right lane and let him pass me, when he did I looked over to see that it was 2 punk ass looking teenagers looking for trouble. It was raining and not the best time to drive like a putz! Right after this idiot passed me he got in front of me so I switched back into the left lane. The right lane got backed up and I passed him then I got into the right lane a 1/4 mile down the road to make my exit. about 1/2 a mile before my exit I see these idiots coming up nest to me. They pulled along side of me and then the driver dropped the hammer. I saw his truck take off in front of me and then he lost control. This dummy must have been looking back at me and his 2 driver side tires went off the road into the mud. He was all over the road spinning and

Gallery Iv
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My Brother
ok my brothers and i havent always seen eye to eye in fact the one im closest to has really fucked me over time and time again but i just found out that he just went to iraq now im struggleing with the fact that im really mad at him for the past but im afraid that he wont come back home

Gallery Iii
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The Holidays
What i think is that we need to keep sayin Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I really upsets me that the schools can,t decorate anymore. I think that the ediots behind this crap should just move to the middle of the ocean. Thank you and I hope u have a very Merry Christmas

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Gallery I
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Show Me Some Love
my man is downstairs playing guitar hero 3 and im up here on the internet bored as hell....no one to talk to....boohoo...someone show this bitch some love...rate me, comment me, invite me./...something....im dying here...lmfao.....i show mad love in return!!!!

Holiday Wishes
I've been single for about 4 yrs now and i'm looking to fall in love with someone again and i'm a lil lost in how to go about showing my interest with out scaring the lady away. I'm out goiong but i'm also shy to a point. i don't want to come of being to strong on the relationship part of the getting to know a special lady. I find my self apologizing for being straight up and honest on my intentions because i feel like they may be pushing the fine line of interested and being overpowering. I need a little advice all is welcome and thank you to whom ever answers. finally happy holidays. Sincerely Frank

I Was Very Depressed.
Let me start this by wishing you all a very happy holiday and a great new year. I have been knumb for a few years now, as most of you know I lost my child he was two, and its been so very hard for me to live life with a smile, cause it hurt, it really did,I put most of the blame on myself if I was not beating myself up over the littlest things I looked for reasons for people to not like me..in my mind I was not a good person a horrible father a " demon" to the world that spat in my face, the months that have lead me to this year have been good to me and I have a lot to be thankful for, My daughter is a walking talking warm hearted little girl that has shined a light on every dark corner of my life, her smile is what makes me know that there is a higher power and that no matter the trouble , no matter the situation, there will always be hope and promise of a new day, moment by moment and step by step my 3 year old has taught me to walk without falling, and I am blessed with her in this

Let Play A Game
3Things Three things that scare me: 1. I think that when we think about what we are 'scared' of, we just bring it out into our reality. Therefore... I am not scared of anything. 2: 3: Three people who make me laugh: 1: My son 2: my grandkids (Jacob & Kenan) 3: my dogs Three Things I love: 1: My Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ 2: My kids and my grandkids and great-grandkids 3: Workout Three Things I hate: ...... I prefer the word 'dislike' 1: SNOW. & Wind.. ya, I know I live in Wy, No Brains 2: People that don't speak their mind or are 2 faced 3: Judgemental people Three things I don't understand: 1: my scriptures :) 2: little boys and there toys 3: Myself at times Three things on my desk: 1: Computer 2: printer 3: Bible Three things I'm doing right now: 1: Survey 2: watching T.V. 3: Three things I want to do before I die: 1: look good again 2. travel 3: have as many new experiences as possible. I am up for pretty much any

Omg Thank You!!!!!
What else can I say but thank you to ALL of my family and friends and even friends of friends for helping me get to godfather!!!!! This is a SUPER birthday present five days early! I have said many times that I have absolutely the BEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR!!! This is so sweet...thank you all so much again!!!!

Jus Me
Heya all, I figured I would make my first blog ever!! Aren't u xcited?? haha...Anyway, no one on here knows what I'm about...So I thought I'd tell u bout me in a blog...I am 36 yrs old...gettin old already!! MEH.... I have three beautiful children which are in my pics...MY oldest son is 17yrs old, my daughter is 14 yrs old, and my younger son is 8...So I'm a very busy mom!! I don't cyber...as I have respect for myself and i xpect respect out of everyone else..I'm a quiet person until I get pissed off than look out!! I can b a bitch at x's but can't we all??? I don't give out my messenger name so plz don't ask for it..if i want u to have it i will give it to u...I have a big heart that gets stomped on by men who r not with it entirely...so i'm not lookin for anything .... I am seeing someone ... he has had my heart for over a yr now..but i'm too the point where i don't give a shit anymore..he treats me good some dayz and some dayz he is an azz!!! Jus like a man...no offense to any of

A Man Looking At A New Lifestyle
i walked in a bar; there at the bar i seen this gorgeous girl she was sitting there on the stool her legs peeked out though the slit in the skirt her legs were so curvelicious my imagination was running so wild fantasy with her in my mind unbelievable fantastic body that was before me i sat down next to her at the bar stuck up a conversation with her she begin to talk about her girlfriend the conversation turn to how drop dead gorgeous was her girlfriend as she continued to talk i was feeling nausea then a totally gorgeous girl walked in the bar she came over the girl sitting next to me she kissed her and they preceded out the door i sat there ponding what she said as i did it began turning to developing extreme disgust and the sudden urge to vomit i had just realized that hearing what i heard that oh my god i was my god i was a lesbian

Faults.
Why is it that love is unconditional and pure that we can't choose who we love upon personality, yet its decided by looks. we who are beautiful never show our colors and natural grace on the out side as do some flowers. they are ugly as a bud but when it comes to full bloom they radiate with such a beauty that time stands still for a brief moment then passes away like a gentle breeze on a bay. Love is so much more than a choice its a world of guided and misguided paths in which we all stumble down. I stopped looking with my eyes at people and opened my third eye of my mind which see's from my heart and i see so much false hood in what people call true love. Love blooms like a flower only after its nurtured like a new born baby. care for it listen to it and believe in it and hold on to it. I believe in it and i would love to behold its unconditional embrace.

Update On David
His mom said I had to wait to get him until 8:00. His call had been around 1:00. I was supposed to wait for their call. When no call came I called. She won't let him come tonight now. They were not even going to call me and tell me. If I cause trouble I know she will not let me have him tommorrow either... all I can do is bite my tongue. This is why I am so sad when I take him home.

I Hate The Holidays!!!
It never fails.....my life goes to hell when the holidays comes around. It's always something that comes along and fucks me up. Last year, my ex's niece decided she wanted to tear my car up. She and my ex's new girlfriend threw a brick through the back glass, and slashed all 4 tires. Over $600 in repairs were done. This year, my 7 y/o son stepped on my laptop, which is less than a year old, and broke the LCD monitor. I paid a good bit of money for that damn thing, and I am HIGHLY PISSED OFF about it. I called HP to see if it was covered on the warranty, and I was told that it wasn't. Then they told me that I would have to pay $700 to replace the screen. I managed to get to Walmart and catch another one on sale, but does anyone have an idea of how bad Walmart is this time of year??? **shudders** OMG I HATE HOLIDAYS!!!

Gold Paper
I just got this from my Mom , And wanted to share it with everyone , You may repost this if you wish . Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed.

Nice Guys Sucks
just dont pay to be nice to women anymore cause all they want is badboys and sexy guys and thats it not normal and nice guys like tired of being respectful to women an being nice to them and for what nothing i know am boring guy and all but thats me as soon as sexy guy comes alongs its like for get u oh well the hell with it am nice guy u dont like it to bad

Deanna Apology
Prelude: Well this a Public apology to Witoka (Deanna)an to others that This latest Ranting by me might of hurt.We have been doing to many aurguements over Morphs.Well on Fiday night, where I live we had a Pre Christmas Party.I drank enough for many.jagermeifter,white russians,beers.after the Party was over I came to Fubar to Rip the Morphs,I was promised well being 3 sheets to the wind,an Blind I did not see the Morphs in her Photos,or my folder I had asked her to create for me. So I was so Pissed with the Alcohol doing the Talking I told her I wanted an fu Divorce.An when I came on saturday It was Granted. Deanna an I have been Friends on fubar,it seems like forever.She was my last recruit from when I Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Which I kinda lost in a Merge.Then finally Settling on Kingdom of Wolves. I have had many Morphers since doing the Bombing Family.Deanna is Certainly the Best.I Desire the Best Morphs possible for my Bomber

Bad Moods
I'm in a bad fucking mood. And it really PISSES me off, when people are shocked because of this, and then get pissed off at me for it. I think I'm entitled every now and then. I'm not always ANGI FUCKING SUNSHINE! Fuck off...I'm done now...

Frustration Unfolds
I have wanted to upload some pix for a little while now, and especially since I got a new tattoo and piercing last night. I want to show off my Maggotry, but I cannot. My whole page freezes, and it stays almost fully black. It's so annoying because it's been going on for like 2 months straight now. Can anyone help me figure out what's wrong? It only seems to happen on CT.

A Truckers Story
A Truckers Story If this doesn't light your fire, your wood is wet! I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveli ng to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants to be flirted with. I

Wiccan Rede
Bide the Wiccan Laws we must, In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live and let live, Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep the evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing moon, Chanting out the Witches' Rune. Widdershins go by the waning moon, Chanting out the baneful rune. When the Lady's moon is new, Kiss the hand to her, times two. When the moon rides at her peak, Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the West, Departed souls will have no rest. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go, Burn them fast and burn them slow. Elder be the Lady's tree, Burn it not or cursed you'll be. When the Wheel begins

Wheel Of The Year
Wiccans like to celebrate. The Wiccan calendar contains 13 full moons (Esbats) and 8 Sabbats, or days of power, making 21 Wiccan ritual occasions. (Note: The dates listed are for the Northern Hemisphere. See below for the Southern Hemisphere.) The Esbats are for celebrating the Goddess. The Sabbats mark the sun's yearly cycle and tell the story of The Wheel of the Year. (Clicking on the links will take you to rituals for that Sabbat.) Our story begins on the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year, (usually around Dec. 21) also known as Yule. It is on this day that we celebrate the Goddess giving birth to the God, a reminder that with death comes rebirth. It is a joyous celebration of family and friends, of peache and love and positive energy. Wiccans light candles and/or fire (the Yule log) to welcome the Sun's return. It is common for this ritual to be performed just before dawn, ending with the sun's rising. It is tradition to save part of the Yule log for use the next y

Preparing Sacred Space
Wiccans don't practice their magick or hold rituals in just any old space. They first designate a special area called Sacred Space. Any spot in nature, be it forest, park, beach, desert or back yard, is sacred. Sacred Space can also be created anywhere -- you can even designate yourself sacred space (see below). One thought to keep in mind. A ritual doesn't begin when you cast a circle, it starts when you first think about doing a ritual. The ritual has already begun as you bath and set up. Sacred Space is usually created in three steps: 1. Physical cleaning; 2. Astral cleaning and 3. Erecting a Sacred Circle. Physical cleaning is just that. It gives you a chance to allow your body and mind to transition from the mundane to spiritual. Sweeping away the dust and dirt from the mundane world of your working space so that it doesn't interfere with your magickal workings. It also includes taking a ritual bath (or shower) or letting a breeze wash away negativity. Add some salt an

Which Witch Are You?
There are several different traditions of Wicca. Here are some of the more well-known traditions. You could practice one, none or mix and match as you see fit. If you are not immediately drawn to one, research a couple until you find the one that fits. If you are a practitioner of a tradition not on this list, e-mail Apythia the information, and we will be happy to add it. Alexandrian Tradition: Founded in England during the 1960's, Alex Sanders referred to himself as the "King" of his Witches. It is a formal, structed, neo-Gardnerian tradition. There is a public domain version of the Alexandrian Book of Shadows available online. Amythystian : Founded in 1968 by Lady Amethyst. Tradition is rooted in the Order of the Garter, Order of the Royal Oak. Traditional with lots of Hermetic beliefs. Dedicated to preserving old traditions while growing into a new generation of enlightened ones. Teaches by example in daily life, at home and at work, as well as when among our own. Known throu

Green Bay's Loss Gives Dallas Home-field Advantage In Nfc Playoffs
Green Bay's loss gives Dallas home-field advantage in NFC playoffs By JAIME ARON, AP Sports Writer December 23, 2007 IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Terrell Owens can take his time recovering from a high ankle sprain. The Dallas Cowboys already have clinched home-field advantage in the NFC playoffs. Dallas locked up the No. 1 seed in the conference Sunday with Green Bay losing to Chicago. While the Cowboys (13-2) and Packers (12-3) could still wind up with the same record, Dallas owns the tiebreaker because it won a head-to-head matchup. "What we have accomplished to this point is the result of a great effort by our players and coaches. They've earned everything that they have achieved this year," coach Wade Phillips said. "We still have a lot of work to do. Securing the home field is important, but our guys understand that we have to continue to take care of business one week at a time." Owens actually will have three weeks -- until Jan. 12 or 13 -- to heal the left ankl

Charge Of The Goddess
Listen to the words of the Great Mother, who of old was called Artemis, Astarte, Dione, Melusine, Aphrodite, Cerridwen, Diana, Arienrhod, Brigid, and by many other names: Whenever you have need of anything, once in the month, and better it be when the moon is full, you shall assemble in some secret place and adore the spirit of Me who is Queen of all Witches. There shall you assemble, who have not yet won my deepest secrets and are fain to learn all sorceries. To these shall I teach that which is yet unknown. You shall be free from slavery, and as a sign that you be free you shall be naked in your rites. Sing, feast, dance, make music and love, all in My presence, for Mine is the ecstasy of the spirit and Mine also is joy on earth. For My law is love unto all beings. Mine is the secret that opens upon the door of youth, and Mine is the cup of wine of life that is the Cauldron of Cerridwen that is the holy grail of immortality. I am the Gracious Goddess who gives the gift

The Witches' Creed
The Witches' Creed By Doreen Valiente The Witches Creed Hear now the word of the Witches, the secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destinys pathway, That now we bring forth in the light. Mysterious Water and Fire, The Earth and the wide-ranging Air, By hidden Quintessence we know Them, and we will keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all Nature, the passing of Winter and Spring, We share with the life Universal, rejoice in the Magical Ring Four times in the year the Great Sabbat, returns, and the Witches are seen, At Lammas and Candelas dancing, on May Eve and old Halloween When daytime and nighttime are equal, when sun is at greatest and least, The four lesser Sabbats are summoned, again Witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, thirteen is the Covens array, Thirteen times at Esbat make merry, for each golden year and a day. The power has passed down the ages, each time between woman and man Each century unto the

The Religion Of Wicca
No one should ever assume the title of Witch lightly. To call yourself a Witch is to set yourself apart from most humans, to appoint yourself a priest or priestess of the Goddess. It is a binding contract to serve the life force (Eileen Holland). Bid ye the Wiccan Laws ye must, in perfect love and perfect trust. Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do as ye will. And ever mind the rule of three, what ye sends comes back to thee. Follow this with mind and heart, and merry meet and merry ye part. For those of you new to The Craft, the above quote is from the Wiccan Rede, the rule by which we live: Do what you want as long as you don't hurt anyone. This section is dedicated to the philosophy, religion and some of the basic workings of Wicca. We will try to present as much information as we can and will provide suggested reading and/or links for further study. If there is a subject not here that you would like to explore, drop us a line and we'll get working on it

Holidays Are Here Again
well once again i sit with the holidays just around the bend. so far the only good thing is im off work til jan 2. christmas well is a wait and see thing. my mom has to work and wont get home if all goes well til about 9pm. which leaves me and my dad and maybe my brother and his wife. m brother will probably be with his wifes family for most of the day if not all. that leaves me and him. in small doses we get along great but still not a comfortable situation if you know what i mean. so i guess this wil be another holiday season of just me. it sucks and its depressing but such is life. here i am again with way too much time on my hands. too much time to allow the memories of the past to haunt me. the good and the bad and the horrors i have seen.it would be so nice to be able to get new memories lol. the good times i wouldnt trade for the world but the memories of those times get depressing when i see couples and families doing what they do. way back when my family used to be very close

Time 2 Move On
just 2 let u all know im leaving ny too who knows where soon its time i did ..i came back 2 see if i realy wanted 2 be here and ,i dont ...all my friends want free tats and when i say no there not my friends anymore so help me find where to go and whats so great about going there ???thay say alaska sounds great lol ken

Fallen Soldiers Of 2007
=== ' FOR THE FAMILIES OF OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS OF 2007 PLEASE, LETS REMEMBER THEM, AS THIS IS THEIR FIRST CHRISTMAS SINCE THEY LOST THEM. ALSO, REMEMBER OUR TROOPS STILL THERE AND THEIR FAMILIES. PRAY FOR THEM ALL. THANK YOU. ~Lost soldiers of 2007~ Jan-83 Feb-81 March-81 April-104 May-126 June-101 July-78 Aug-84 Sept-65 Oct-38 Nov-37 Dec-16 Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com d>

Merry Christmas And Time Off....
I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday's and a Happy New Year. I will also be taking a bit of time off from here and if you want to get in touch those who know how to get in touch with me by phone or IM's. I have been here off and on for a bit but now is a time for a big change in my life and if everything goes as planned it'll work out for the better. So I'll see you around and I hope everyone holidays are good and safe! BK

The Christmas Elf Massacre
The Christmas Elf Massacre Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold. Why I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills. Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap thrills. Why I loathe mistletoe, fruitcake and bells -- And why I'll celebrate Xmas when it freezes in hell. You'll never see this elf make angels in snow. Hey thanks for the booze – so I guess here it goes: "Twas the night after Christmas in the North Pole No creatures were stirring, not one lousy soul. Santa's house appeared eerily silent But inside the fat man was hungry, was violent . This workshop of toys for kids of all ages Was filled with elves quaking in cages. Who woke up from their long winter's naps To find themselves snared in a devious trap. Hours before I had been bingeing on nog Passed out under the bed, I spied the whole saga. I saw all my brothers rounded up in cages. Sleepy victims of wicked midnight rampages. T

Scars Are Real Memory
You always wonder "what if" through out your whole life no matter the situation. But you must remember where you came from. You see your past is what built you into the person that you are today. Do not worry about "what if", just know that you are here and live for the moment. Things have a way to work out one way or another without your control. So remember the scars in your life is a reminder that the past is real. Just as real as you are in this world. They say not to look back at your history, but you need to every now and then just for a refresher. You are strong, you are who you are because of your scars. I know, I have plenty.

Squirting
Ok I have seen this topic in MANY ""Mummms"" I just cant get over the stupidity of some of the people and the females for the most part. Some are trying to say when a women squirts it is pee. It is NOT pee. It does not look,smell or taste like pee.. If you google " Female Ejaculation, Female Prostate,The G-Spot it will tell you there. Female ejaculate is a fluid that is expelled from the body through the urethra during sexual activities. When released in small quantities it may be a mucous like fluid having a clear, milky, or yellowish coloration. As the volume of the expelled fluid increases it becomes like clear water. All women have a prostate gland they all likely produce ejaculate, even if they are not aware of it. HOW DOES ONE LOCATE THE FEMALE PROSTATE ? The G-Spot is located along the upper/front wall of the vagina, about two inches in, towards the stomach. The best way in finding the G-spot is to try some manual exploration. Insert your middle fin

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the scr

Mike.
Some of you know what I am dating a guy named Mike. He is Amazing.=] He is the best boyfriend I have ever had. He tries his best to keep me happy and soon he will be moving here. Yes I met him online and I don't really care what anyone thinks about that. You can either accept it or just not talk about it at all. Don't try to drag me down about it. Because I've already delt with enough shit from people just for dating him. And Yes I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm happy and thats all that matters. and We're Inlove.

David Called Crying
David called earlier crying and asked if I could come get him. Not sure the whole story, all I know is his little sister bit him, and he was punished for whatever he did in reaction to it.. and she was not punished. I know she does bite him because I have seen the marks many times. I'm hoping my worst fears do not come true. His mother bit me many times in her outbursts. I'm hoping its not really his mother, though the fear always lingers in my mind. But maybe the little girl has just learned from her mother that violence is ok. She is in kindergarten now and should know better. In any case I am just waiting for a call so I can go pick him up.

Today
Recap for today: Walmart sucks. Fucking bitches not wanting to return stuff that is absolutely returnable. Dumb fucks. But then I got to hang out with Jeremy. He was putting in hardwood floors at his trailer. So right now I'm covered in sawdust. Arg.. we're deciding what to have for supper and I'm hunnngggrrrryyy. Anyways I don't remember what else I was going to write about so this is it for now...

Twas The Night Before Sexmas
Twas the night before sexmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll

Number
I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #

This Christmas
I had a Christmas wish last year, and It fell on deaf ears. My heart was broken and I had the worst Christmas ever. This year I made the same wishes. The big one is coming true. My "certain someone" will be arriving here Christmas Day, and will be staying for a whole week. I never ever thought I would see him again, let alone us ever getting our friendship back. With the kids happy and this special wish granted, I couldn't be happier. I keep telling my kids that Santa is real. This year is the first in many that I actually believe what I am saying. My wish for you, this Christmas, is that you too find peace, love, and magic under your tree and carry it on with you for the rest of the year. Merry Christmas! ~Cat~

Come See Us We Support Our Troops
WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS THANK YOU TO ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT SERVE HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMLIEY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-23 16:08:54')

Merry Christmas
Hi Everyone. I would like to wish all my friends and family a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you all have a wonderful time celebrating christmas with your families. Let's also spare a thought for those kids who might not be getting any presents this christmas. Lots of Love from Willie xoxoxoxooxox Sexy Comments Galore!

Please Help Out My Friend!!
HEY EVERYONE! MY GOOD FRIEND BURG REALLY NEEDS YOUR HELP! HE NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS TO GET HIS HAPPY HOUR. THE CONTEST ENDS IN ABOUT A MONTH. PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO HELP HIM OUT. THANKS EVERYONE!! :-D

Right Brain Vs. The Left Brain Test..
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or counter-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning counter-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS........ RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic........................... uses feeling detail oriented............."big picture" oriented facts rule.......................imagination rules words and language..............symbols and images present and past................present and future math and science.............philosophy & religion can comprehend......... can "get it" (i.e. meaning) knowing.................................. believes acknowledges...........................appreciates order/pattern perception........spatial perception knows object name............knows object function reality based........................fantasy based

Christmas Party Tonight
I tossed a question out to the MUMM crowd on Fubar and they all seem to agree. So... under my long gown tonight I will be wearing thigh highs and NO panties. I know that if my husband finds out that I am not wearing panties at the party and wearing thigh highs he will need to really control himself to not toss me on top of a table and take me in front of everyone. I will let you know what happens tomorrow.

Family And Friends
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.” With this thought, I want to wish each of you a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for your gift of friendship, Which to me is the best gift of all!

Passion
~~Passion~~ To satiate ur body sex is an art, beyond any level of love, a skill give to me from the man above, in presence of sanctity sex tasted sweeter, to taste ur body, I've never been meeker, This world would pine for beauty and mourn for its true entity, place sex on love, never love on sex, life longs for motion, and true deep emotion, For someone like you explore, Everday I'd leave nevermore, To caress ur hips in warm embrace, Would have u clawin me all over the place, passionate love could go way beyond sex, Me pleasin you...u'd only get the best.

Merry Christmas!
To all my friends and fans i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year and i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true my heart is with you all!! thanks for all the rates and comments that have been given to me this yr and i will try to return the faver!! with love carl bdc

I'm Back
OMG I KNOW IT'S BEEN ATLEAST A YEAR SINCE I HAVE BEEN HERE. DAMN TIME FLIES WHEN YA GOIN THROUGH SOME THINGS. I HAVE ENDURE ILLNESS,HEARTACHES,HEART BREAKS, HELL YOU NAME IT I CLAIM IT. HOWEVER AS YOU CAN SEE A CHICA BOUNCES BACK AND WELL I MIGHT SAY. ANYHOOOOO I'M HANGING OUT IN THIS DAMN INTERNET CAFE WITH MY MADRE AND I'M BORE AS CHIT. WHEN I GET HOME I'LL TRY TO GET BACK HERE TO ADD MORE PICS IF I DON'T PASS OUT FROM THESE DAMN MEDS I'M ON FIRST. ANYWHOOOOOOOOO, JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY TO MI FAMILIA, KISSES TO MY MRS, HUGS TO MY INTELLEGENT AKA CORPORATE THUGS ABD LOVE FOREVER FOR MY MAN. TOODLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PS MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL KISSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ICE

People Are Just Addictions
A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that alters normal bodily function, thought, and or feeling. Now with that being said, look at every relationship you have ever been in; Including friendship, lovers, and family. Everyone has a “drug” to offer you. We often get addicted to others for what they can offer us. Think of everyone as a drug. Everyone in your life, is there for a reason. That reason being is because you want something from them, let it be love, affection, attention, friendship, acceptance, the list goes on and on... Remember as a child when things were so easy and nothing could worry you other than the boogie man under your bed? Now think of growing up, each year, each day, each minute you were injected with drugs from the media and family and other people around you. As a child you were pure, in the sense that you didn't need others to be happy or to go on your daily life. As you got older people and media polluted you into thinking you needed things such as lov

Life...
I've been living in Tennessee for 4 months now. I fell in love with the state!!! It's beautiful and amazing and definately different from Walton, NY. But i do miss NY, don't get me wrong. I miss the few friends i had and my family. Everyone has asked me if i regret moving to Tennessee or regret making the decision to stay in Tennesee. And my answer to both is no. Why? I made the decision to move here, on my own free will, so I can't regret a decison I MADE. My ex-boyfriend didn't force me to come here. He offered me a place to live, help to get me a job and to help pay for me to come to him. I did...granted things didn't work out but that's the way life works sometimes. There are days where I get completely frustrated. I still live with my ex and his family. I still have feelings for my ex and I still care about him. I'm moving out of his family's place on Jan 3rd...and it will be one of the HARDEST days of my life. I have grown attached to everyone in his family, es

The Worst Birthday Ever
Well it finally happened. I turned the big four zero. 40. I didn’t think I would make it too see 40. They say (who ever “they” are) that some people have trouble adjusting to 40. I mean how bad can it be, right? Well I’ll tell you.... It’s the worst birthday ever!!! I work for the government in a physical joy and I am required to have a physical exam. Conducted every year at our birth month. I did, and this time the doc recognized my normally abnormal ECG as some thing to worry about. She pulled my weapons and restricted me from duty. I can’t do anything until I am cleared by a cardiac specialist. The army doc seams to think it is something called Bragada syndrome... If your not famillure with Bragada syndrome look it up. It’s a bad thing. I’m very worried about it. My wife and our kids are sick, and have been for almost two weeks with some flu, that I had for nearly that long myself. I am over it now ...they are not. Since every one was sick we couldn’t celebrate in a

Death By Chocolate
It was a sorry end. Cut down in his prime, the cunning thief lay on the slab, his cold body offering pathologist Brett Gartrell no outward sign of how he had met his maker. Once Gartrell had wielded his scalpel, however, the cause became clear: a belly stuffed with sticky brown gunk. Diagnosis? Death by chocolate. Divine - yes. Delicious - absolutely. But deadly? For some it certainly is. The corpse on Gartrell's slab belonged not to a human but to a kea, an endangered New Zealand parrot. Like many animals, keas are acutely sensitive to chemicals in chocolate that are harmless to humans in all but huge doses. Scientists are now studying these chemicals, along with other substances in cocoa, hoping to exploit their toxic effects to control pests or microbes. If you're reading this after scoffing your fifteenth chocolate Santa, don't panic: we humans have been safely enjoying the beans of the cacao plant, Theobroma cacao, for millennia. Theobroma is Greek for "food of the gods", reflecti

Best Tv Viewing ----if U Want It & Have The $$
40" or even 42" systems are good. but most want to know what "brands" that r the best. SAMSUNG which has "stealth" surround sound---the best out there..via Consumner reports, and LC which is also good. Forget alot of the other brands -but many are close but still not as good. Samsung is the LCD i own and very good. sound is unbelievable and picture can be adjusted multiple ways. Plasma is good for 5 years so not worth it really for many people. Let them get better maybe until you wud get one. The ULTIMATE system is a SCREEN with a "line tripler" in combo for it with a projector as an attached unit. The QUALITY is FAR supperior to ANYTHING available. Compare units + screens (INDIANA where the best ones are made---GOOGLE it), and u will have a great system for under $1000. For sum reason the technology for "screens" from the 1950's and early 60's remained only with a firm in Indiana that continues to use crushed diamond on surface for superior viewing and clarity. P

Blah Blah
And I'm sick of my sickness Don't touch me, you'll get this. I'm useless, lazy, perverted, and you hate me. You can't save me, You can't change me, Well I'm waiting for my wakeup call, And everything, everything's my fault. -Save me - Unwritten Law im soooo bored. im fixing to go shoppin with my friend so untill then im just checking everyone out on good ole fubar. so lately alot of things have changed..ive lost a friend,realized who my real friends are,desided not to take shit from anyone anymore,and that i cant always be nice to everyone i know. its funny how a few lies from one person and make you see all of this. in a way im glad it happened but then again i wonder if it was a mistake. i guess ill see how it turns outr later on down the road.

Most Guys Make Me Sick
This was a funny message… His name online is Porn King. He writes, —————– Original Message —————– From: Porn King Date: Oct 22, 2007 10:39 AM you wanna hang with a real man? This is not a bad message at all! In fact, confidence is a great quality to have! But out of ALL the names you could have chosen, did ya have to go with “Porn King”? I don’t think “real men” flaunt their porn addictions on the internet. Nice try though! A random stranger named Chaz says, —————– Original Message —————– From: Chaz Date: Nov 13, 2007 4:13 PM hey girl lovin those bubbs how bout u hook me up with some nude pics or half nude pics even if u don’t luv ya anyways or maybe we can just talk I like how Chaz’ sentence started out all strong, “Nice bubs, send nudes, or half nudes!” Then, he cowers like a little boy, “I just realized I sound like a complete idiot, maybe we can just talk…” Not OK buddy. I

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Untitled Poem I Wrote
Sometimes I want to be your lover And sometimes i want to be your woman I think I can give you all you need But somehow I think you scared You know that connection we have is strong Even though you distancing yourself from me You can't run from my love You can't run from it Its yours take hold of it Embrace it, love it, kiss it, breathe it Sometimes I want to your lover And sometimes I want to be your woman

Only As Good As Your Thoughts.....
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with an impure mind And Trouble will follow you As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart. We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind and happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakable. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Live with such thoughts and you live in hate. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Abandon such thoughts, and live in love. You do not see me out here. I am an image projected on the back of your own retina. You do not hear me outside of yourself. The sounds are simply vibrations on your own eardrum. This is the profound, simple truth: You are the master of your life and death. What you do is what you are. By,Lao Tzu

You Know It's For You
i know this is a hard time of year for you. i wish i could take all the pain you have and put it on my own shoulders. it'd be better than this pain you are causing me. my heart is breaking. not knowing is breaking me. i know u wish he was here. but he's not. but i know he's proud of you. im proud of you. i miss you. you miss him. and there's nothing i can do but sit back and cry. merry christmas even though i know you don't celebrate it and happy late birthday since you wont give me the chance to tell you in real life. Love, Brittney

Decorate Ur Xmas Tree-
HELLO everyone, thought you could have urself a lil fun and enjoy the xmas cheer. It isn't much, but hey its something to have fun with! Enjoy & Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you ALL!! Send this eCard !

Merry Christmas To All Of My Gorgeous Precious Friends
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE EACH OF YOU GETS ALL YOU EVER WANTED THE BEST GIFT I EVER GOT WAS THE GIFT OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND GETTING THE CHANCE TO KNOW YOU I LOVE YOU ALL BE SAFE AND AGAIN MERRY CHRISTMAS

Let's Remember
As we near the Holidays, let us never FORGET those men and women that put their lives on the line everyday, so we can sit at home with our families. Not only those in the military, but the police officers, firefighters, EMT's and Paramedics, and any public servents that are out there away from their families and friends, so we can be with ours. These folks sacrifice so much through the year, and they all say the same thing..."It's my job". God bless those folks, I for one will never FORGET! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to ALL!!

Pool
Swimming in or lying beside a pool is the ultimate wish-fulfillment dream for many people. The rest and relaxation of sunning outside is a wonderful invitation. However, depending on who is in the pool, you may be missing out somewhere in waking life. Evaluating this message depends on who is in the pool and what they have in common with people in your waking life. Perhaps you need to be less of a watcher and more of a joiner. Do you feel as though you should be 'part of the action' instead of on the side, sunning yourself? If the water seems somewhat unwelcoming, there may be underlying feelings that the pool represents something you are being lured into against your will. In this case, the occupants of the pool may be people whom you generally trust, but also have some misgivings about.

What Ever Happeed To Ordering A Simple Iced Coffee; The Quest Of A Tired, Thirsty Christmas Shopper
NOTICE TO READERS: The length of this blog is necessary to describe events leading to the crux of the message. Any comments regarding its length will be responded to with scrutiny, criticism and sarcasm, without the opportunity to respond to defend yourself and will ultimately be banned. Comment at your own risk! Last night my wife and I decided to get up off our tired asses that resulted from a prior evening of imbibing various party substances to do last minute shopping for our daughter. We put on sweats, coats too warm to wear in department stores and strip-malls and slowly moseyed ourselves to the car, dreading facing the stupidity of holiday shoppers. We headed first to Target. We figured we would buy one of those MP3 players to replace the one mysteriously smashed to pieces by our 10 year-old. Walking in the entrance, we bobbed and weaved towards the back of the store, squeezing passed those people who insist on standing in the middle of the aisles with their screaming chi

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
Yea yea I know it's been awhile.. But you know things happen and it's been happening.. lol But I thought I would just drops a few lines to let everyone know I haven't fallen off the face of the earth... lol Things have been hectic with Christmas going on.. My dad is in the hospital.. He should be home tomorrow.. The kids are excited about christmas even if there is no snow this year... I'm here waiting for Nana to get back from the store so we can bake some christmas goodies.. So I thought I would take the time to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! May God Bless you all during this time of the year as well as all year long.. Lots of Love ~Jen~

Yep Me Again
So here I sit again, another night of guard duty here in IRAQ. Yet another way to protect the freedom of those around us. Lets see I aint been in the mood to deal with stupid ppl lately. I mean im sick, tired of hearing all the whining about who is going on mission on who is staying back. Im mean come on grow the fuck up. You signed the dotted line and you knew what you were coming to do. But you still have those select few shitheads who want to bitch, like the fuckers that sit home and do nothing while Im here with my guys protecting the everyday freedoms. Shit half of you will probably never read this, and to those that do. I could care less about what stupidity you have in your mind that you think I would care to read about. If I wanted to listen to your shit, Id just sqeeze your neck. So save the writers cramp and the lil brains you have. And dont bother me with pity comments. Fuck Off...

When I Say It I'm An Arse Hole!!!
Hi, Boy, is she angry but her points are well taken. Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capit ol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden t

The Plunger
The Plunger I will now issue a response to women worldwide who have complained for sooo long about the toilet seat being left up. Granted, it is an annoying habit but you ladies do annoying things too. For instance..... "Dammit woman, where is the plunger???" After doing some research I have discovered that a lot of women for some odd reason dont keep their plungers in the bathroom. I have found them in all sorts of odd places...hall closets, stairways, the washtub in the basement next to the washing machine(my GOD)...everywhere but next to the toilet where it belongs. True, this is not all women, just like its not all guys with the toilet seat...but its just as annoying! So for future reference: the spare tire goes in the trunk, the fire extinguisher goes in the kitchen, the flashlight and candles go in the hall closet, and the plunger...goes in the bathroom. And the next time you're about to complain about a toilet seat ask youself...."Where did leave the

God Is Not A Woman
....but the Holy Trinity has a woman involved. The Holy Ghost is an alias for the supreme First Lady. The King James translators didn't like saying "the Father, the Son, and Michelle". A Kingdom of Heaven without women sounds...kinda gay. Those early Catholics had issues with women. So yes, there was a female presence in the universe before the Garden of Eden. There is no other way to explain dolphins or the color pink. Dad built it, Mom decorated it, and Junior is the main liason with the tenants. Simple. And now for the other extreme. This one is easy too, I have a list. If God Was A Woman 1. Chocolate would be a vegetable 2. Dolphins would have no natural enemies 3. All prayers would be answered immediately. In person. In detail. Even if the answer was No. 4. She would be on CNN more than Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie combined. A Goddess could not go 2000 years without talking out loud. 5. T

Life Ain't Nothin' But Shit On A Stick!!!
people are such full of shit. you bend over backwards to help some one out just to have it come back and bite you in the ass. people are so wrapped up in their own egos anymore that we shit all over people all the time, and not even given a second thought. i'm personally tired of being one of those people that give and give and get shit in return. i'm too fucking nice for my own good and pay for it on a daily basis. i'd give someone my last dollar if i had it and they needed it,, even though i might need it more myself. then when i do get sick of it and not take the shit no more, then i'm a bitch. just because i quit kissing their fuckin asses i'm a bitch now. some people make me sick to my fucking stomach,,, greedy bastards!!!!!! life truely is shit on a stick!!!!

Organized Religion
OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o sounding like I'm piling

The Contract
The Contract The time of the old-fashioned "Til Death Do Us Part" marriage license is over. In this age of Las Vegas marriages and quickie divorces, the time has come for a New Deal. The Prenuptial Agreement was a start, I now bring you the Five-Year Marriage Contract also known as THE ROOKIE DEAL The Rookie Deal is a concept spawned by professional sports. In this application it is used for couples entering their first civil union. All original marriage rules apply. Early Termination of Contract results in Monetary Reimbursement of the Injured Party. (That's right, You Cheat You Pay) Predetermined Arrangements will be made for any Child Care Costs and/or Visitation. After four years of (faithful) marriage both parties are eligible to apply for.... FREE AGENCY The two parties have one month to negotiate a Contract Extension suitable to their respective needs. Hiring a

12 Days Of Fubar... By Unchainedmelody
I saw this in a bulletin and just loved it.. the author is Unchained Melody and its really good.. and oh so true... thanks Unchained Melody... THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR Written by: Unchained Melody 12-21-07 On the first day of Fubar Baby Jesus sent to me A Bouncer checking I.D. On the second day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the third day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fourth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Four Cherry Bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fifth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the sixth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the s

100% Slut
I am no longer Kinkyslave I am 100% fulltime slut. I want this because I love to be used good and hard and want to be humiliated. I am proud to be my Masters slut, to have him do with me as he will whether it’s having other guys use me or other females. I find this very erotic and pleasurable. I wish to further explore my sexual desires and have sex with whom my Master chooses. I've had the fantasy of being a real slut: giving myself to a complete stranger (or strangers). I'll do it in a VERY HOT way (you will be able to check it with your own fingers) cause I'm insolently slutty. I love to pleasure people and also have someone pleasure me. I love to be spanked and bitten and for my nipples to be twisted very tightly. This I find truly erotic.

Tough Enough To Wear Pink ( An Old Blog But Needed To Be Reposted)
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 TETWP Category: Life TETWP = Tough Enough To Wear Pink. Started by the Professional Bull Riders Association to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness. The Southern Ohio Quarter Pony Association Sponsored a Horse show this weeekend in Circleville Ohio. 100% of the proceeds went to Breast Cancer Research and Awareness. I Participated in the Show with my mighty studless steed Elmer. I started Practicing for this show back in June. Hours in the saddle trying to perfect my posture as well as my equitation, keeping my seat all that good stuff that goes along with a flawless performance in the ring. It paid off. The first two classes I entered in were halter classes, the first class was the $100.00 Open Halter Class, I took 3rd, the second Halter Class was just an open halter class in which i again took 3rd. All that time in the saddle i forgot to brush up on my halter class skills. Not that I really could have done much. They judge t

A Different Christmas Poem
A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Nothing In General
Looking through the melting glass As time chooses how fast to pass. I wonder why were even here I'm overwhelmed with sudden fear. I try to speak but only mumble The walls around me start to crumble I look down and close my eyes I cant tell the truth from the lies Is this real or just a dream The voice inside me starts to scream The screaming peaks then fades away Tomorrows just another day.

Tattoo Contest Winner With The Most Comments Wins 200,000 Fubucks
just let me know if you would like to be in this contest 1st prize will be 200,000 fubucks 2nd prize will be 50,000 fubucks and 3rd prize will be 20,000 fubucks contest will run for one month once started just contact me by fu mail and ill come by and get your tat and enter it in the contest

Christmas Sux....
I AM NOT FINE Current mood: gloomy Christmas Sux.... no, let me rethink that remark. "Christmas" does NOT suck. Lights, trees, decorations, music, bells, little kids giggling.... these are magical. The celebration of God's promise to mankind most definately DOES NOT suck. The momentary increase in general goodwill to man does not suck. The pretense, even for just one day, that all is well in this world does not suck. It is my attitude that sux. My selfish attitude. Yes, grief is the most selfish attitude one can have. All I think about is me.. what I once had...and have no longer. I think of all the Christmas's we shared... wonderful, special times. Then I think that I will enjoy no more with My Best Friend. There is no joy. There is no happiness. There is no magic. There is only sadness and an exquisite pain in my soul. Seeing your happiness exaggerates my misery. Hearing your joy magnifies the silence in my heart. Yet, I am not heartless. You, of all p

Dark Kingdom
Yes I am back..... Loved my vacation time away....missed you all. OH yes... Dark Kingdom has been release to the public on Dec. 18 2007, so you now can find it on AuthorHouse.com Dark Kingdom Firestar ISBN 978-1-4343-5266-8 (under $9.00 each)

Let Our Christmas Prayers Reach Every-where...
imikimi - Customize Your World LET US REMEMBER TO PRAY AND REMEMBER OUR SOLDIERS THAT CANT BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS..AS THEY FIGHT AND PUT THERE LIFE ON THE LINE SO THAT OUR CHRISTMAS MAY BE SAFE..GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND BRING THEM SAFELY HOME.. LET US ALSO LET OUR PRAYERS STRETCH ACROSS THE WORLD..SO THAT WHEN WE THINK WE HAVE SO LITTLE FOR CHRISTMAS..YOU CAN REMIND YOURSELF JUST HOW LUCKY AND BLESSED WE REALLY ARE..AND ALWAYS FIND YOUR NEAREST FEED THE CHILDREN AND GIVE THE LOVE FROM YOUR HEART AT CHRISTMAS AND ALWAYS.. I KNOW AS I SET SNUGGLED SO WARM IN MY HOME BY THE TREE AS LIGHTS BLINK ON AND OFF AND THE SMELL OF PIE IS FLOATING FROM THE KITCHEN..I WILL BE SO VERY THANKFUL THAT I HAVE AT LEAST HALF OF THIS..AND AS I SET DOWN TO MY CHRISTMAS FEAST..MY PRAYERS WILL REACH ALL OVER THE WORLD TO THOSE THAT WANT HAVE NOT HALF..BUT NONE OF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS..AND I WILL PRAY ALL THE HARDER FOR GOD TO REACH DOWN AND HOLD EACH AND EVERY ONE MORE C

Astronaut Pays Tribute From Space To Mother
Tani, who will watch the funeral from orbit, says she was "my hero" Daniel M. Tani, NASA Astronaut. Image Credit: NASA International space station astronaut Dan Tani offered a passionate tribute to his mother on Friday, two days before her funeral service in the Chicago suburb of Lombard, Ill. Rose Tani, 90, died Wednesday of injuries suffered when her car was struck by a freight train in the community 20 miles west of Chicago. "My mother was a complete joy," said Tani in a statement distributed by NASA, his first public comments on her death. "Those who knew her will know that words cannot describe her vitality, generosity and warmth. She was my hero. We will all miss her dearly." The tragedy marked the first time an American astronaut has experienced the loss of an immediate family member while on a space mission. "There has just been an outpouring of support from family, friends and acquaintances," said Sarah Evans, a Tani family spokeswoman. Services

Birthday Boy
yeah! pain last time i saw you i was holding your hand and i couldn't wait 4 u to leave i knew right then that it was over and done and i couldn't believe that i was free help me now i'm going down and i don't know if i'll be ok i'll be around i'll be in town if u need a place to stay when the wind blows and there's a chill in the air i hope that someone is taking care of u i'm alright yeah, i'm really ok just so you know i'm always there 4 u help me now i'm goign down and i don't know if i'll be ok i'll be around i'll be in town if u need a place to stay

I'm Sick
Thanks everyone for sending me best wishes while I was sick with the flu this week. Its a short but crazy story to tell. It all started with my client, who woke up wednesday morning throwing up. His vomiting resulted in him tearing open his esophagus and he was rushed to the hospital where he vomited like half a gallon of blood (oh so sexy I thought so too). I spent a 12 hour night with him in the hospital after they'd done the emergency surgery to help repair the damage then the next day went home and managed about 5 hours of sleep. I went to work the second night and 5 hours into my shift I got sick like I'd been drinking hardcore all night. I ended up leaving for my place at like 4 am and 4 hours before my shift was even tue to end. I get home and immediately to bed where I was for the next 34 hours with periodic trips to the washroom. I was so sick I got my family do kindly deliver me drugs for nausea and upset stomach and those knocked down my misery quickly. Yes

The Goin Gets Tough From The Getgo
smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools tables turned, lessons learned u get burned for playin' by the rules time is lost, that's the cost oh brother you got shit on in the end scrape 4 a dollar, you'll die smilin' learnin' the same lessons once again the goin' gets tough from the get go go man go oh brother not another motherfucker gotta go now

Was The Night Before
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan. I soon underst

The Legend Of Mistletoe
"Why do people kiss under a mistletoe" Mistletoe also known throughout history as the golden bough has several different legends associated with its beginning and its meaning. Starting back as far as the Celtic Druids you can find more than one story concerning the mystical mistletoe. One such story is their belief that the plant held the soul of the host tree, which was the “holy oak”. During a ceremony, the Druid priests would harvest the mistletoe with a golden sickle to ensure the mistletoe never touched the ground, as it would lose its magical powers. The powers would quickly be absorbed back into the earth. Once the mistletoe was harvested, the priests would have the branches out to the people for them to use against all kinds of evils. In England, mistletoe at one time was placed over the doorways for good luck. They believed that only happiness could pass underneath the mistletoe, therefore, enemies would hug and seal their peaceful intentions with a kiss of friendship

1000 1000 Part 4
1000 times 1000 cries 1000 rhymes 1000 crimes i have 1000 minds 1000 thoughts each have 1000 foughts 1000 more fights 1000 more lonely nights 1000 notes 1000 words 1000 hopes 1000 dreams 1000 nightmares 1000 dares i need 1000 lifes for 1000 wifes 1000 songs 1000 ways things can go wrong 1000 yesterdays 1000 tomorrows 1000 sorrows 1000 gravesends 1000 ends

What Weman Want!!!!
1)You have to tell a woan how you feel about her...they make no assumptions. 2)Girls need food, water, and c.o.m.p.l.i.m.e.n.t.s to survive..hair eyes nails. 3)they think about thear man all the time...24/7 4)Being able to make a ladie laugh is so much more important than how big the tires are on your pick up truck.. 5)Hold Her hand in public. 6)No backseat drivers...NONE. 7)guys you will go futher on stawberries and ice cream .then you will on fancy crome rims.. 8)If you hold her hand while you are driving she will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. 9) Don't say you love her if you don't mean it. 10)Having her over while you and your friends watch football does not count as "quality time"....messaging her feet works better.. 11)Never comment on how much you'r ladie eats.or how much she weighs..never. 12)Keep in mind that they withold sex when thear mad at you, so you might wanna get around to a.p.o.l.o.g.i.z.i.n.g...asap 13)woman are typically smarter th

Long Distance Relationships
Long Distance Relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not just what

A Good Woman
I keep seeing women asking where are all the good men. Well im asking where are all the good women. Where are the ones who just dont take? who dont spend up all your money? who dont fuck around on you while your working to provide a good life for them? where are the ones that actually acknowledge the sacrifices we men make for them? what im trying to say show some love to your man, dont take him for granit because the grass is not greener on the other side. If you think it is then you should go and graze in that pasture and let a brother be. there is way to many people out there to unhappy with one. so what im saying is there is good men and women you just have to look and not settle for one just because your comfortable. ONE LOVE

What To Do
ok well last week me and the girl was have been dateing for a year in a have got in a little fight . i went to work came home and found my stuff packed up.so i moved out and have tryed to csll her but she wont answer do i say screw it and go on . even thow i love this girl with all my heart or do i still give her the xmass gift i got her and try to make up with her.and the outher night i got a privte call on my cell that no one has the number to

Show Them Some Love
i love my slave go and spank her with love shes a good slave. shes really cool to talk to WONDER_WOMAN@FUBAR.COM_OWNED_BY_~HUNTER~@ fubar also show my other slave some love shes an awesome friend, and really nice ~♥BrownEyedBeauty~♥~FuOwned By 'Ðá Mäinê MÁn®' And FuOwned By Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar

Leaving Fubar
As you guys know I haven't been on Fubar lately I will be deleting my account and since i can't delete it until my Vip expires in a few days i guess i'm stuck with it for a few days more... It's been a pleasure getting to know you all, the ones who have taken the time to know me I will miss you guys... If you decide you would like to keep in touch, You can email me at----> Mploveskittles@aol.com Have a safe and happy holidays... Michelle.

Busy, Busy, Busy
i'm at the time of year where i sometimes i feel like i don't have 2 seconds to just sit and relax. the tree is up and decorated, shopping is all done. made sure 2 grandbabies are going to have a christmas, trying to get the whole fam damnly together in one place at the same time....possible effort in futility. all the food for the holiday feast is on hand. now i'm in the cooking part of the holiday.....maybe sometime aound march i'll relax. no wait we'll be having a birthday, my son will turn 3 so i might have to put off relaxing until summer. i hope everyone is having the most awesome of holiday seasons and want to wish everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stay safe. and for those of you in the snowy parts of the world like me try to stay dry and warm.

Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?
Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's chewin' bark and not the leaves He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down - He ain't gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway And I think his lung's fucked up Pony, Pony, Pony Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin' at me He can't talk because he's a pony I think it's his lung

Kintuckee Classroom
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to usethe word "fascinate" in a sentence Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating. The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

Please Show This Awesome Person Love And Kindness
PLEASE GO SHOW THIS AWESOME PERSON SOME LOVE AND KINDNESS. ITS SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS AND HIS MOM JUST PASSED AWAY. FROM WHAT HE TOLD ME, HIS MOM WAS IN PAIN AND TAKING PAIN MEDICATIONS. BUT LATE THURSDAY NIGHT/VERY EARLY FRIDAY MORNING SHE WAS NO LONGER IN PAIN. SHE SLEPT ALL MORNING WITH OUT TAKING PAIN MEDICATION AND SLEPT PEACEFULLY ON UP TO 3:00PM PST WHEN SHE STOPPED BREATHING AND WENT HOME TO BE WITH HER LORD JESUS CHRIST. SO STOP BY HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM LOVE, KINDNESS, AND SUPPORT. FlyByNight@ fubar

My Life
This is the first blog I've ever written, don't judge lol.... Ever since I was very young I knew I didn't quite feel right in my own skin. I didn't fit in with the boys or the girls. I've always been transgendered, meaning I've identified myself with the opposite gender. People only see the physical tho. I've had alot of trouble with this and was in counseling to begin the processes of transitioning back in 1995. My brothers talked me out of it for fear of me being a target for violence. I was scared and I changed my mind and tried to be happy as a male. I'm constantly judged, treated like a piece of meat w/o any feelings weekly. Some ppl have never learned how to treat someone else the right way. Alot of ppl are fearing of the unknown with ppl like me and that's just crazy. I've met my share of men who show interest but then don't follow thru. Most recently I've been talking to a military staff sergeant for the past cpl months and he's expressed his physical interest with

Ufo I Told You So
A doctor was walking back and forth Looking for an answer to this disease That brought this young man to his knee's Many hours of operations and medications Wondering if the patient will ever recover from this disease Stress was beaming on the doctor like a ray of light Eyes tired, and red slowly loosing sight Just about to call it a night The doctor and the team decided to have a few drinks Then after a while nearly drunk, the doctor has an idea This drug, that he hidden in the basement, the door covered by a rug In this room layed many medications never approved Stumbling left to right Grabbed something blue and green Said well these are the oddest drugs i have ever seen So he decided to inject these medications into this dying man Before it was too late and the shit hit the fan The mystery ingredients where injected 2 other doctors where to watch him Wondering if the drunk doctors crazy idea was rejected In time their was a chemical release Lights wh

View The World From Your Desktop
View the world fom your desk top - Google Search with satellite imagery,maps, and more puts the world's geographic information at your fingertips. If you don't have the "latest version of" Google Earth" installed on your PC then your missing something which is enjoyed and used by millions of people around the world. View any location in the world with a click of the mouse, Zoom into any location you want so smoothly..... Take virtual tours to the Grand Canyon, Times Square, Trafalgar Square, Tienanmen Square, or, any square you like.You can visit the Angel, Niagara and Victoria Falls or even visit old places of interest, plan journeys. You can even see your house and car outside!. View information about particular places of interest, including restaurants, shopping malls,all forms of travel, from public transport to airports. Open the files and browse them just like a document, but in a visually intuitive and interactive. The lists of what you can do with this are endless. Get Google

Second To The Last Sunday Of 07
Hello to my (One or Two) Blog readers I hope this finds you with your last minute shopping out of the way & with enough wrapping paper and tape to wrap that huge gift you got me! lol I cant wait until this holiday season a distance memories. I guess I'm just not much for any of it, I think its beautiful gesture and tradition That's gone horribly wrong! I'd be happy to go to sleep after a big turkey dinner Thanksgiving day And not wake up until February 15th ... (yeah, not much into the other Hallmark Holiday in Feb. either!) I of course like many things about the time of year: The truest meaning and the 'giving' aspect ... I've encountered over my 44 years some wonderful family tradition That truly have warmed my heart. I grew up with a guy who's family was the founders of a local 'Secret Santa' program: That go around and give gifts to the local needy children, All volunteers & donations are local. Its set up to give to the ones you

The Art Of Seduction
Seduction is the art, and joy, of tempting your partner into a romantic, sensual liaison. It is less about the outcome of your liaison, and more about the game of seducing. When you begin a game of seduction you are inviting your partner to a completely sensual experience designed to heighten ALL of their senses. Your partner should be in a passive role, while you determine which sense to heighten and which zone to pleasure. Typically, a successful seduction is longer than your average lovemaking session, and can even last over a few days or weeks. It's important to remember that coupling doesn't always have to happen. Think of it as an extended foreplay session. If days of sensual innuendoes and mood setters can't get your partner in the mood, nothing will! Before beginning your seduction plan, you need to decide how long you want your seduction to last. Is there a special day coming up? Do you want to make some serious changes in your love play? If so, a week long seduction mig

Waiting In Hell
What chaos, what agony-- He sits in his own misery Longing to know the touch, Longing to hear the voice, That once led him to Heaven's gate, But he's fallen into the pit of Hell. The flames searing his skin, The nights are dark as the sulphuric ash That now fills his lungs, He can't climb from these depths without her, And he watches for a sign. His soul ablaze with a passion To only be hers, But the demonic warriors Have snatched her heart And broken her wings. She's a fallen angel- She has paid the price of her heart, And he can't find her, To reach her like he did once. To let her know that he will Fight beside her-- To give her the strength she needs, When she feels she can't go on, And when she stumbles, He'll reach out his hand And catch her. But has he fallen so deep Into the fiery inferno That is searing his being, His own heart in jeopardy, But it doesn't matter, He will search for her, Until he can search no more. He'll wait for her to re

The Stars
some times i sit and look at the stars, and ill name the brightest one after your name, because no matter where i go, or where i am, theres always some thing that reminds: the days we laughed and first kissed, that night at the movies, all snuggled and sweet. Because every one knows that we were meant to be together, thats why i shall wait until your ready to try again, because your name is with mine, imprinted in my heart, and remember when your ready to love ill be here thinking of you.

Friendship, Sonnet #2
We had a friendship pure and true, A friendship time could never cease, That in sad moments, could renew, And bring to us release, We had a friendship, you and I, That was taken much for granted. We thought that it would never die, Much like the seed that we have planted. And in such haste did we forget, The love required to grow, And at our feet it shall be set, Drowning from feelings never shown. Maybe we can save this seed before its time is through, For I've never had a friendship, as the one i have with you.

Say A Prayer For These Children For X-mas
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Touch My Heart
Do you know how I feel when you touch my heart Can you hear me cry inside at your silent embrace Do you see the fear I keep hidden away Can you feel the pain I never show I can't help but smile when you touch my heart You can't know the warmth it brings me I can't bring myself to share the love You can't see the hope in my soul If only I too touch your heart I only try to ease your fears If only I could help as much I only wish I were as true Do you know you touch my heart I love you being in my life Do you feel the way I do Do you know you touch my heart

I Have A Friend
I have a friend Who is perfect for me She listens to all my problems No matter how dumb they may be She likes herself for who she is And never tries to change She tells me to be myself And that I should never change She was shy on the phone But she would still call And we would talk for hours About nothing at all We would talk about love and life And discuss what we wanted to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful for that friend of mine Our friendship will never end And she will always be there For she is my best friend

For A Good Friend "diablo"
You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, It doesn't matter when. When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care. If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are a burden, when the weight gets to be to much. You might find if look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your friend, I don't like to see you sad.

5 Ways To Get Frisky On A Cold Night
Forget hot chocolate. These racy sex taboos will not only heat up a cold night; they'll have you wishing for a blizzard! That way your office will call a snow day and you can do it all over again tomorrow. (Anyone who says chocolate is better than sex has things all wrong.) 1. Play Dress Up Nurse outfits, baby-doll lingerie, catwoman suits… the idea of playing dress up, or fantasy role-playing, turns some women on — and makes others roar with laughter. Yes, you do pay through the nose for these outfits at sex shops, and they're not terribly well made either. But if you have the money and you're game for experimenting, why not? If you're less than convinced, shift your thinking from traditional (read: expensive) role-play outfits to simply putting together a sexy, home-spun ensemble. High heels? Check! Stockings? Check! Long, black, satin gloves and a push-up bra? Check! And that's really all you'll need to be totally sexed up without even feeling (terribly) silly. If you'r

Naughty Survey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li

Sex
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Application
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21. Have you ever had sex infront of your xmas tree? 22. Did you ever have sex during the company xmas party or had a one nighter with someone from the party? 23. Have you ever had sex with a Santa hat on? 24. How big is/are your "ornament(s)"? 25. Will you repost this for me to send back to you?

Power
The universe is full of endless possibilities and the mind is the most complex, capable, and wonderful creation in the universe… or accident in the universe, if you prefer. Our mind is where we gain knowledge and knowledge is power. We can have power over our own life and other people. I’m not speaking of mind over matter, which , by the way, I do believe in, to a point… and I'm not talking about becoming a world leader. What I’m talking about here is having power over people though words, body language, and setting up situations. I know this sounds like a bunch of shit, but whatever…lol… I’m posting it anyway. I got most of it out of a couple books and a show called the Pickup Artist. You may be thinking you don't want power that requires strategy or deception of any kind. If you think about it, we are all manipulators to some extent. In many situations we don't fully divulge our intent or we would blow it; or we don't don't tell 100% of the truth so we don't hurt someone's f

Drama
Ok, you all know that I have not been on that much lately due to my work schedule for I am working many hours. Now I have learned that in the last 2 or 3 weeks there have been a lot of drama over some contests that were going on and my family wound up in the middle of it. Now, all of you out there in Fubar land that know me know that I myself or this family does not stand for drama. I will not have it or be associated with it. Now I know that you can't please every one all the time, some one is always going to disagree with what you do and that can not be helped and I am sorry for that but that is were COMMUNICATION comes in. For with out it you have nothing. "Now please don’t any one think that this is meant towards you for it is not!!" For I am not casting blame to anyone for I don't know and at this time don't care. It is over and can not be changed so lets move on from here. We are all adults on here and I know I don't want my time, what little I have, to be screwed up worrying if

My Bad
So ok I messed up with the christmas buying thing. I should have talked to him about it and discussed how much we were gonna spend on each kid. What he fails to realize is that this is the first christmas my kids don't get to have both their parents there in the morning. My kids were used to getting alot of presents and this year I couldn't do it. So I went and got them $100 gift cards. I thought that there was enough money to do the same for his kids. That was my bad for thinking that. I was forgetting that there were things that automatically come out of my account. Anyway, I went and did the right thing and used the gift cards that I got for my kids and got 3 more gift cards for his kids. So now all the kids have the same amount. What really irks me is that he had to go and post a freakin mumm about it. Most of the people voted to kick me to the curb. So why don't he?

Sacred Truth
The gods wanted to preserve the most sacred gift of all, the truth, so they decided to hide it. First they hid it atop the highest tree, but an eagle may swoop down and carry it off, never to be seen again. So, they decided to hide it under the biggest rock, but that was not good either... worms may devour this sacred gift. Then the gods thought of hiding the truth far into the jungle, but monkeys may find it and play with it and twist it until it's unrecognizable. Finally, the gods thought of the perfect place to hide the truth -- deep in the heart of man. There, truth would be safe forever, because man would never look there.

Such A Sunday!!
Western Wisconsin is in the midst of a snowstorm, snowing and blowing like crazy! I think we are getting close to our 12 inch mark. The radar shows that the storm is swirling over us, coming out of the North now, lol! Oh, yay! The authorities are requesting we stay off the roads - no kidding!! It has been an odd week, with all the planetary changes going on. Not to mention Winter Solstice and the Full Moon! A friend of mine offered to do my house "clearing" and a property clearing and soul clearing for me, as well. I learned much, lol, as I always seem to. I am feeling much better, if not up to my usual level. I have cut back on energy sending to just the most important sendings. It is Winter after all, lol! Time to pull that energy in! May you all have a wonderful Sunday and a glorious Holiday week! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, and lots of them, for all my friends/family/fans all over the world! You are loved and appreciated for who you are. Later! Muahz!

The Touch
With a touch she causes my tender heart to race, With a touch she drives me to rapture, With a touch she leads me to a beautiful place, Where I long to be held tight and captured. With a glance she tells me she wants me by her side, With a stare she makes my spirit leap, With a look she takes me on a wonderful ride, Where our passion runs wild and deep. With a smile she tells me she’s happy, With a smile she makes my heart sing, With a smile she lets my lonely soul free, So that love to her life can I bring. With a word she turns my darkness to light, With her voice she drives away cares, With a phrase she makes my world totally right, As she whispers her love in my ears. All this she does just by being so near, With her words, her smiles, her caress, So I send to her now and need her to hear, All the heartfelt love I possess for her in my heart.

Crazy Shit
HELLO EVERYONE, THE STUFF I SEE ON DJPHILBURGS STICKY IS JUST CRAZY, ITS OK IF I DO NOT GET ANY HELP, I WILL STILL HELP EVERYONE THAT NEEDS HELP WHEN I AM ON, AND ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOW I HAVE HELPED ALOT ON HERE NOT BECAUSE I HAD TO BUT BECAUSE I WANTED TO, I HAVE MADE SOME GOOD FRIENDS AND MADE SOME BEST FRIENDS AND A GREAT GUY MIKE I WISH EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY LETS JUST ALL BE FREINDS AND GET ALONG INFARRED(LISA)

Merry Christmas Round The World
Its Christmas and its celebrated round the world by exchanging gifts and wishes. For those who may have friends in other countries here is a list of how Christmas is said in different languages. 1. Arabic - I'd Miilad said oua sana saida 2. Chinese - (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan 3 Croatian - Sretan Bozic 4. Danish - Glædelig Jul 5. Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest 6. Filipino - Maligayang Pasko 7. Finnish - Hyvaa joulua 8. French - Joyeux Noël 9. German - Fröhliche Weihnachten 10. Greek: Kala Christouyenna! 11. Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal 12. Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit 13. Italian Buon Natale! 14. Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto 15. Korean -Sung Tan Chuk Ha 16 Magyars - Kellemes es Boldog Karacsonyt Kivanok 17 Flemish - Schei Kreschtdeeg 18 Croatian - SREH-tahn BO-zheech

Hey I'm Home
yeah i'm finly home from all of my training and i'm looking for some wellcome home from from all my juggalo homies, i'm leaving for iraq in 09 i know it seems far off but it relly ain't wish me luck while i'm out in the combat zone. but for know let us enjoy the fact i'm back i'm so fucking happy to be out of fort leonard wood mo so i'll accecpt any request u send me and i hope a few lette's check me out as well. peace love psyco mmfcl

Daydreaming
Thoughts floating in my mind... Feelings of another kind... Inexplicable to me Are the visions that I see. The impossibility of such, This dwelling on you so much Has caused me to be free, and yet So captured by my reverie. This dream, uncalled for, yet so real That sets my heart up for the steal, And promises of nothing, or A chance to see you just once more. If I close my eyes I see you there, Royal, classic, golden hair; With eyes that light the world aglow With love and passion burning so. I am better for the chance that I Would meet you once, and qualify The theme of my life changing to A life of thinking about you.

The Best Of My Love
Every bit of your love Brings warmth to my heart. Because you are someone special, I knew it from the start. You give me a reason The joy of each day. Waking up each morning Without a delay. I think of what you might be doing As early as it might be. The sun shining through The branches of a tree. Reaching my window The light seems so bright. Bringing life to the flowers Breaking the night. My thoughts start wandering As they often do. But most of my thoughts Are centered on you. I think about the future, And what it will be. Me holding you, And you holding me. Hand in hand , No matter the weather. Our love will shine As WE face life together. This is the way Our life WILL be. The roots are planted, And growing like a tree. The only way to go Is up and out, I love you very much, There is no doubt. So I’ll keep watering this tree, A plant of love. It will keep growing, High and above. So,

Part Of Me
If I could never see your face again, Or reach out to touch you, If I could never again feel your warmth Against me in the night, Something would be missing in me. If, one day, you weren’t by my side, Together in comfortable silence, If your hand didn’t reach out to hold mine As we sat side by side, Part of me wouldn’t be there either. The minutes and the hours and the days Have molded our hearts into one, And I have found contentment and Satisfaction within your love. We belong together.

None
why is it when a man says that they will do something and they dont the woman yells at them. and when a woman says that they will do something and when they dont its alright.they think us men shouldnt get mad at them.

Holiday Celebration Tips!
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone . Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to co

Help Me!!
Hi You guys! I need your major help here! ok so here's the deal. I need you to pick 1 picture of me in which you would consider that I have a really nice smile. Its really important so please help me :D thank you!!!

What Does A Woman Really Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as t

Apology 4 A Special Women
the other day i had a chat with a very nice sweet women.things were going great until i ruined the moment. i then started deceiving her, and calling her names and stuff. sometimes i dont know why i do the thigs i do.but iam truly sorry for what i done and how i acted.she is a special women and i was to stupid and ignorant to see the true beauty in this wonderful person. i am now intent on a new begininng and a fresh start.

He's Back, Old And New Friends Go Welcome Him Back-long Haired Country Boy Wohoooo Daddy Mark
HE'S BACK, OLD AND NEW FRIENDS GO WELCOME HIM BACKrecountry boy@ fubar (repost of original by '~onecrazymomma~(OTS)' on '2007-12-23 07:28:11')

Dream
Gentle faceless stranger I have met you in my dreams Just a re-appearing vision I’m uncertain what it means I have danced with you in twilight Till’ the daylight set you free Hoping when I fall asleep again You would return to me I’ve waited for you many nights When my eyes closed, you held me tight Then finally my dream Revealed your face Your eyes green like a glowing moon Your hair that feels like silk and soon I wished for something real To take dream’s place Then every day I opened eyes And hoped to see my “dreamy guy” Alas…I did awake BEFORE you fled Asleep in my arms next to me I thank the dream that came to be, And now is a REALITY instead.

One Day
Miss Me -- But Let Me Go Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I come to the end of the road And the sun has set for me I want no rites in a gloom-filled room. Why cry for a soul set free? Miss me a little--but not too long And not with your head bowed low. Remember the love that we once shared, Miss me--but let me go. For this is a journey that we all must take And each must go alone. It's all a part of the Master's plan, A step on the road to home. When you are lonely and sick of heart Go to the friends we know And bury your sorrows in doing good deeds. Miss Me--But Let me Go!

Wish
One wish, just one wish is all I ask, A simple thing, not too great a task. To wake beside you every day, The rising sun's light on your angelic face! To feel you beckoning, as I caress your cheek, Taste your welcoming lips, with love so sweet. Our arms around each other, will never be undone, Our hearts together, beating as one! My heart is yours, my love is true, For me there is no other but you!

Love Spell
Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.

Merry Christmas?
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Angie Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:28 AM I don't know who they areSaying I can't greet the crowdThe way that I want toCan't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business placeSee things that I rather not seeBut dare I not say CHRISTMASAnd ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speechAnd living in the land of the freeHow can they take my CHRISTMAS moneyBut can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me. Men and women have given their livesSo we could still go freeI wonder how they would feelAt saying "HOLIDAY" TREE. Come on U. S. let's wake upDon't let our freedom escapeIf they get by with doing thisWhat else will they take. This is starting to get out of hand,And I've begun to keep trackWell I've just about had enoughI'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK. So MERRY CHRISTMAS U. S. A.I hope this gets all over the net.If we all stand united and take freedom back'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY (an

Just To Start
Hello everyone. Just starting this so I will make it brief. This is my feelings pages and I will share my views openly for I am an open person with nothing to hide and I am very blunt. Hope to get some feed back and comments on these as i will be blogging quite regularly. ~Dave~ Man, what do you do when you are horny and no one wants to help you out or you cant find someone to be intimate with? When you do not feel well or you are involved then everybody wants to be with you. Quit being so opposite and start being more open minded. You Never know what could come from it. TTYS all.

Sun Rise
Sun Rise The grey began to fade, As the colors filled the sky, The chill began to warm, As the sun began to rise. A lost girl found direction, As the eastern orb rose high, The dark sky turned to blue, Like the color of her eyes. Dark turned to light, Grey turned to blue, Lost became found, That's when I will meet you. "I hope that this day comes, How ever I must say I don't know who this lady will be but I know She is out there!"

Ranting...
so....first off my dad is a southern baptist minister. i have been raised in the church for my whole entire life... and i'm sorry but after a while it gets a little old... and no you're not better than me just because you have a penis...oh wow GOD placed you in charge of me and to submit to you??? ha fuck you!!!! just sitting in church today (cause i said i would go with my mum) i almost lost my mind...when i left i felt like going somewhere and doing the most horrible things possible....scenes from fight club came to mind.... anyways...what the guy speaking said disturbed the shit out of me that i almost broke down into tears... "could you imagine what it would be like to have all of greenwood christian???" YES AND IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!!! omg!!!! like in V for Vendetta I can see it going down....people being arrested for the pettiest of things just because a book written by men and put together by men told you it was wrong!! AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! can anyo

My Verson Of "a Night Before Christmas"
It was the night before Christmas and all thru Fubar, not a creature was stirring not even Baby Jesus had gone too far. The beer mugs where hung, right above the bar for all to see, and drinks were on the house, it was Christmas Eve!! All of Fubar was awake, they were looking for fun, and sipping on hot drinks, like hot toddys and rum. When up at the bar, there was such a clatter, I rose from my computer, to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should a appear, but all of Fubar (and some deranged reindeer??). Who as they left, they made such a rackett, but they did shout out salutations as they exited the 'net, and left funny quotes right out in plain sight "Merry Christmas to All", they said, "and to All Fubarians a great night." Merry Christmas everyone!! *hugs & kisses* Angela

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas!
The day is almost here. Some celebrate Christmas Eve and some celebrate Christmas day. Either way, I hope you all have a wonderful loving Christmas with all of your loved ones. I have not been on the internet at all the last few days. I have had lots going on. We had our dinner party Friday night with our friends and it turned out wonderful. Everyone had a great time and stayed late. I was a bit out of sorts yesterday, just tired. Peter and I ended up going out to lunch and then some last minute shopping. We were done with our shopping but somehow thought it would be fun to go out with the rest of the idiots! LMAO It wasn't too bad. We just picked up one more item for our kids. Then we headed over to our friends house and stayed until late over there having fun. Today, Peter is going to the S.F. 49er football game. It will be the last "free" game he will get to go to since my Dad decided to get rid of his season tickets for next year. It was just getting too hard fo

Kisses End 2night
HERES MY ID# TO GIVE HER WHEN U ORDER KISSES FOR ME 1144706...FYI TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR KISSES....SO KISS ME GOOOOOOD LOL Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the t

Repost
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. .. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

Makes Me Cry
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

Sexually Frustrated
The moment our eyes met I knew it would be A love that would last eternally~ The silky caress of your hand in mine As subtle tingling of bubbling wine~ The brush of your breath upon my lobes As you gently remove my clothes Comenses the feelings of ecstasy As I feel your body close to me~ Emotions rising we fall into bed A little too early you spray your web~ Slightly dissatisfied we lay in rest My body signaling deep distress Not knowing what to do I begin to rise Removing your hand from between my theighs~ I slip on my clothes and walk out the door Making a vow to see you no more~ It could have been wonderful It could have been great But now for you It's a little too late!

Twas The Night B4 Christmas
Twas the Night b4 Christmas Current mood: anxious Dec 23, 2007 'Twas the Night b4 Christmas By Mary Marcdante Two Decembers ago my dad called wanting to know what I wanted for Christmas. I mentioned a particular book and then interrupted myself and said, "No, what I'd really like is for you to put The Night Before Christmas on audiotape." There was this long pause and then Dad said with familiar stern emphasis in his voice, "Oh for God's sake, Mary. What in Sam Hill do you want that for? You're forty years old!" I paused, feeling embarrassed yet determined, "Dad, I remember how good it felt when you used to cuddle us all up next to you on the couch when we were little and read The Night Before Christmas. I can still remember how strong your voice was, how safe I felt and how well you acted out all the different sounds. I'd really appreciate you doing this, since I live 2,500 miles away and I'm not coming home for Christmas. It would be nice to have yo

For Anyone That Cares
On Dec 21st I went to work at 6 am, by 6:30am I was in the hospital with a broken ankle. T he bus parking lot was covered in black ice and I slipped and fell on my right ankle. I spent 14 hours in the hospital. I now have pins and plates in my ankle. I woll be spending most of the next few days in bed sleeping. HOPE ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. HUGS AND KISSES SUZANNE

The Pastor's Ass (email)
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

The Things People Say!!! *sigh*
1) PAX: "How do I walk off the gangplank?" CREW: "I dunno... I guess you piss off a pirate." 2) PAX: 'My tour ticket says to meet on the Pier. Where is the Pier?' SHOREX: Well sir, walk off the ship and you'll be on the pier. PAX: 'Well how will I know how to find it once I get off the ship?' SHOREX: Sir, if you're off the ship, you're on the pier! ' PAX: Yes but..' 3)PAX: "How small does my face have to be for a mini facial?" CREW: nope yours is way to big 4)PAX: "Does the ship have it's own electricity? or are you connected to land?" CREW: "Yes madam, all ships have a cable trails behind them around the world which connects to the electricity supply in each country!" 5)PAX: "Why have they put a wall between here and the dining room?" CREW: "Probably to hide the kitchens" PAX: "It wasn't there last night" CREW: (sarcastically: "No, we moved them just to confuse people" AND NOW FOR THE CLASSICS!! 1. W

Thank You To All
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO SHOWED LOVED BY GIVING ME BIRTHDAY GIFTS.MY BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH..I WILL BE 40..I LOVE ALL OF YOU..MERRY CHRISTMAS..IF YOU DIDNT GET ME NOTHING OR WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEIR STILL TIME...PEACE TO ALL.. LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHER

Why Fuckin Me
IM SICK OF GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WITH ME BUT THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I WILL SAY THIS IF U WONT TALK DONT THINK I WILL BE YOURS CUZ I GOT TO HAVE YO ATTENTION TO BE YOURS BUT IF U DONT GIVE IT TO ME THEN IM NOT YOURS SO I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE REALIZE IM NOT A DUMB COUNTRY BOY IM SMART

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men!
Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than MEN! A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past. Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction. A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on. A Christmas tree has pretty balls. A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!

Lets See Who Reads This
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. .. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

My Preferences With Women
My Preferences With Women I might come off shallow here, but there is no sense in me lowering my standards. I want a non smoker, at least not around me. Preferably with out kids (damn near impossible in this state). If they have kids, the less the better. Don't get me wrong, I love kids. I truly admire single moms because I am the product of one, but I need attention too. If the girl has kids, I hope she wants more, because my goal in life is to be the father that I never had. The girl must be prettier than me (yeah, I just said that). Someone smaller than me, I have to be able to pick you up. Being a little taller is acceptable. I do like them younger, but age isn't a huge deal if they meet the rest of the criteria. Someone who is supportive, and honest. Assertive, but not too controlling. Someone with pretty liberal political views. I would like a good girl, but not one who is way too uptight. I also don't want a long distance relationship, I'd prefer girls in a 20 mile radius. Also,

"hot Child In The City" Cover. (sample For Now)
Since I don't explore this genre of music that I'm presenting to you very much, your opinion is wanted! I'm covering one of my favorite songs, "Hot child in the city". When I first heard this song, I was a little boy, and along with my Led Zep and Kiss records, it made me say to myself, "self, this is what I wanna do!". So the rest is history and here we are. Note: This is only a sample segment. I have not finished the chorus and bridge, so you're getting the first verse, up until the chorus. Stop by and let me know what the fuck you think of it. Love, sex n Death always, Aaron/LSD Love Sex n Death

Silent Desperation
Sitting in silent desperation, His heart beating slowly and painfully, He watches as everything he thought Was left in dripping wretchedness. He drinks the pain away, But the burning liquor doesn't change his heart. It only coats his morning with a haze That leads to his stumbling through The morning after... ... the morning after... After what exactly? Does he not remember? He remembers the painful words before He pressed the bottle to his lips, And he remembers the sultry attraction Of the next one and the next... It didn't dull the pain... ... damn lying bastards... They don't know anything... country music singers... They don't know the pain that really comes With being in love, Especially if they think that liquor will Dull the pain of a real love lost. Set his soul ablaze and walk away, And watch as he slips into the dark abyss. His heart beating like it never has before, And knowing that it is always hers. Knowing that the wretched pain t

Heh
I had my first dream where I had my baby... Went through from labor, birth and then showing the baby off to friends and family. And it was a little girl! hehe! Also my mom was trying to get me to feed her with this strange two bottle contraption. It was weeeiiirrddd. Plus my newborn was the size of a 12 month old. Ouch? Anyways, two days til Christmas and I'm not getting excited. That upsets me... Christmas has always been a big deal to me and I'm just not into it this year. I don't have anything for anyone really and no idea what to get people or when I will be able to afford anything. sigh. Bah Humbug. For my mom though, I decided I'm going to write a letter and give her an IOU for dinner and a movie.

Dreams Can Come True.
Our friendship can never be broken But you mean so very much more Of all the girls I've ever met You're the one I truly adore But believe it or not your happiness Is fore most on my mind I know what you were looking for When you planned a trip of this kind And as the Lord and you both know My love for you won't change And if it were in my powers The desired ending you want I'd arrange I wish you all the happiness This world can offer you The Lord knows you deserve it With all the wonders you do And if things happen to go your way I pray they will last forever And if asked if my feelings have changed My answer will be simple - never I vowed I'd wait a life time And I swear that's what I'll do And the reason is even easier Cause my darling I'm in love with you I can't and won't ever change You'll forever be in my heart I pray to God you get all you want Maybe this is a brand new start Just keep looking for the rainbow At the end is the beginning of our dream

Women And Strengh
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

Read This
AS MY FRIENDS KNOW IM IN DEPLOYED HELPING WITH BORDER DUTY. YESTERDAY, AFTER WORK, I WENT TO A FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT. WHILE IN LINE, I OVERHEARD TWO PEOPLE,SPEAKIN IN SPANISH,WHICH I UNDERSTAND, TALKIN ABOUT HOW THEY DIDNT WANT AMERICAN SOLIDERS HERE AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE HERE ETC ETC. I GOT MY FOOD AND SMILED AT THEM AS I LEFT. I NEXT WENT TO WALLY WORLD(ITS ALL WE HAVE HERE). WHILE IN LINE , A LITTLE BOY,,MAYB 8 OR 9 CAME UP TO ME AND SAID," TY FOR HELPING TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE" AND " I WANNA BE A SOLDIER WITH IM OLD ENOUGH" THATS WHY I DO WHAT I DO AND IM GLAD EVERY MORNING TO WAKE UP AND PUT ON THE UNIFORM.

Adult Threesome
Beth and I have been out with the girls at the local bar and it is late and she doesn’t want to drive all the way home so she comes home with me. We come in the door still buzzed from drinking and turn on the TV. You had been watching the playboy channel and there are two girls on the screen going at it. I leave it there; standing by the couch we start chatting. I tell her that I want to do something with her hair and move around behind her as I gather her hair in my hands I lightly brush my finger across her warm neck. “Oh your skin is so soft.” I tell her. Then her soft scent reaches me. “Mmmm you smell good. What kind of perfume is that?” I ask. She giggles and tells me. I can’t resist touching her neck again. And I stroke it with my fingers. Then lean over and kiss her neck softly. She pushes her neck to me for more of the feeling. I slowly bunch her hair in my fist and tilt her head back. I suck on the skin of her neck and then gentle bite along her shoulder. She starts grinding h

Watch Out For Your Photos
apparently at the rate things are going, everything you put up that's funny in any way is going to be flagged. And that means people like me will be forced to go to a site that actually allows some level of humor. For example, this morning, one of my pics, a FAKE picture of a FAKE drug with MISSPELLED profanities was flagged. Wow, anyone need a hobby? So should I just go ahead and put ALL of my funny pics in an NSFW folder and beat them to it?

Rules Of Love
Reassure me when I'm afraid miss me when I'm away. keep the good promise you made believe in what i say. laugh when I'm happy cry when i am sad. and when you say you love me prove the love you have. correct me when I'm wrong stand by me when I'm right. think of me in the morning and dream of me at night. comfort me when I'm lonely have faith in what i do. follow me to the end of the world as i would follow you forgive me when I'm not myself or at least try to understand just put your arms around me or tightly hold my hand. keep these rules of love with everything you do and remember that my love is only meant 4 you

Aimless Wanderings
Here I sit aimlessly wandering the highways of my mind Never going anywhere yet never here Traffic gets heavy around five Too many people wanting to drive Why must I use a copilot here I am driven by the deepest of fear My days are wasted, my nights congested My lover goes solitaire My mind is no where To be found As I have gone underground!

Wolf
The wolf is often a symbol of loneliness or predator behavior in dreams. If you dream of a wolf, you are probably in a situation where you lack friendship or companionship. Another scenario may be that you feel others are preying on you, or you are preying upon others for personal gain. Does the wolf appear close up and snarling, or do you notice it far off at bay?

Story
If you see yourself as hearing or acting in a story, you probably have the feeling that others are controlling your life and making choices for you. While the narrator of the story is probably unknown to you, he or she represents the person controlling your life. If you feel that you are the narrator watching yourself in a story, this may indicate uncertainty about the choices you are currently making in your life. You are wanting to test them without consequence before acting on them in waking reality.

Father
Fathers are interesting dream figures. They may be presented numerous ways and can create many feelings through their presence. Psychological research has shown that your perception of your father has the most impact on your perception of any higher beings that you may believe in. As a result, dreams about fathers are often dreams about power, presence, and love. Power is often the first experience we have of our father-he is all-knowing and all-seeing. Discipline is a by-product of this. Fathers may often be present in your life in unusual or sporadic ways depending on your family. Such dreams may create the feeling that perhaps all is not settled in the world. The appearance of your father may indicate warmth, strength, or the lack of these things in their relation to other aspects of the dream. Also, the appearance of your father if he is deceased probably has to do with unresolved issues (these usually can be deciphered based on the other aspects of the dream). The most impo

Laughter
In dreams, we may feel emotions and responses to them much as we do in waking life. This is especially true about very funny and very sad events. Dream laughter may often come from a deeper level than waking laughter in that our emotional expressions are often more outward and unrestrained in a dream. The interesting part is that dream laughter may also be very inappropriate. Since we often dream of ourselves as archetypal caricatures, we may laugh with a diabolical twist; whereas in waking, anger would be the more expected response. This sort of unchecked laughter can usually be an expression of the id. If you experienced laughter in a dream, did others laugh with you? Did you laugh at something inappropriate?Did you feel ashamed or somehow empowered by laughing at such?

Disfigured Objects Or People
We are used to the modern proverb it's all screwed up as a metaphor for situations and relationships that fail to meet our expectations. Dreams of this nature often reflect our verbalization of people or things that fail to fulfill our needs. How many disfigured people or objects you encounter in your dream is an indication of what facets of your life are not meeting your expectations. Can you ascertain how the object or person came to be disfigured? Does the disfigured object continue to work, or does the disfigured person seem unaware of what you are seeing?

Searching
Hunting for a misplaced item is frustrating. However, discovery can be a pleasant reward. In dreams about searching, whether the dream ends with or without finding the object is important to its meaning. If the dream resolves itself, it is important to note what or who you were looking for, and how those things were found. Think about the relationship that exists between the object and who (if anyone) helped you find it. Many times, the thing that is lost in the dream reflects an area of life where we are feeling incomplete or ineffective. Finding it in partnership with others may be a cue to seek outside wisdom in the resolution of the circumstances. A 48-year-old man reports dreaming: I am looking for my car keys. They are nowhere to be found. I am turning the house upside down, yelling at my wife, and generally coming unglued. My daughter is out, and I begin to blame her. A friend of hers comes in and says I should look in the front door. I do. My keys are there. This searchi

Nurse
The nurse is a unique figure in medical personnel dreams because of the romance attached to the helping professions. Sometimes nurses are even portrayed as angels. Aside from the romantic component, nurses often functions as extras in other medical or sickness dreams.

Jokes
Jokes are funny because of the element of truth contained in them. In dreams, we may access our own sarcasm or humor about our circumstances. However, we may have characters in our dreams that make jokes that we do not find at all amusing. These may reflect our own ambivalence or a need to lighten up because we are not enjoying ourselves as we could.

Ocean
The ocean is the place of origin for all life. Especially in Jungian interpretation, this is a place of creativity, fertility, and birth. There is also a lingering sense humans have of rising up out of the collective origins of life in the oceans. It is easy to see the Darwinian influence of these ideas. More importantly, it is easy to see the lack of connection some dreamers could have with this approach to dream interpretation. Given the widespread popularity of boating, scuba diving, and cruise vacations, numerous people have experiences with the ocean that were not available in the past. It may be that the dreamer has one of these connections to the ocean, rather than a general perception of fertility. For some, the ocean can impart a sense of fear and foreboding, especially if they can't swim. Its ultimate vastness, coupled with their lack of swimming ability, can appear in a dream as a reflection of some insurmountable struggle they may be having in waking life.

Nagging
One of the reasons we respond so strongly to dream content is because it often is an exclamation point rather than a period. Dream statements exist in the superlative as often as not. This is especially true of the interpersonal relationships-some are revealed as the best; others as the worst. Over time, no interpersonal event is more draining than the nag. Who is nagging you and why? Some dreams include the nagger as a caricature of nagging, and the droning eventually becomes funny. Other dreams create a symbolic avoidance of a person because of a fear of nagging. The final version of the nag is the forward, ongoing sapping of your emotional strength through the dream story. There may be a facet of your waking life where you have chosen denial as your modus operandi. Nagging dreams may be a specific attempt to draw you back into dealing with it. More often, the dream is about a person that you are taking too seriously or not seriously enough. The interpretation depends on your

Those Born1920-1979
THOSE BORN 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drin

Pain
Physical Pain in dreams is an interesting phenomenon. Sometimes, a peculiar sleeping position becomes the trigger event for a painful dream. It's the body's way of saying, Hey stupid, roll over. However, the ability of the brain to produce physical stimuli that match the dream event is an amazing thing. It makes dreams that are emotionally realistic even more real. Many times, the pain sensation is related to a particular facet of body awareness or relationship disparity. Nowhere is this more apparent than in dreams of injury, infection, and amputation where physical sensations accompany visual images. Try to recall where the pain was centered, and relate that body part to aspects of your life that are applicable. Was the pain caused by you, another person, or an object? Was it caused purposefully, or by accident? Did the pain feel so great as though it may lead to amputation, or was it merely a nuisance? Psychological In dreams, we are often faced with dilemmas that cr

Injury
Becoming incapacitated by injury during a dream is fairly common, especially if you perceive yourself as operating out of a power deficit in waking life. Many times, people feel as though advantages lie outside themselves or with others, and see themselves as handicapped. The cause of the injury (means and inflictor) tells a lot about the significance of the injury as a dream symbol. If the wound is self inflicted or accidental, there may be a sense in which you are tripping yourself up by engaging in self-defeating behaviors. If the wound is inflicted by someone else and is intentional and malicious, others may be preventing you from reaching your potential. Of course the wound, its care, and the consequences from it also mean much. If you continue dreaming after the wound occurs, what are you unable to do that is normally classified as an essential activity? Are you able to repel the attacker and treat the wound successfully?

Disease
Curing diseases may be a projection of your benevolence for the world. Many of us want to feel as though we are good people who have something to contribute. Disease and the cure thereof allow us to feel power to influence the outcome of other's lives. Getting a disease could be revealing of a self-defeating lifestyle choice if the disease creates a particular handicap. If the disease is transmitted from a particular person, you may be ambivalent about their influence in your life. If the affliction holds taboo quality, for example, AIDS or other sexually transmitted disease, there may be internal anxiety about the moral quality of your life. Getting a disease can also reflect a fear that is either rational (family history) or irrational (news story as trigger event). Is the disease peculiar in that it is only apparent to certain persons or only comes over you in the presence of certain others? The body often symbolizes the emotional content of relationships. Are you embarrassed

Weather
Dreams can have very unique weather. It may be sunny and thundering, or pouring rain everywhere except for where you are standing. Weather images in dreams often reflect your feelings about your environment. You may view the world as contrary to your goals; thus a dream would have bad weather in it. On the contrary, pleasant dreams or dreams at a time when life is going well usually feature good weather. The weather in dreams is generally not as significant as other images unless it is somehow aberrant from normal, waking world weather. Did the weather in your dream prevent something good from happening, such as a planned event?

Anima / Animus
These are terms that Jung created to describe the opposite-gender self that lives within each of us. The anima is the feminine component dwelling inside a male's unconscious mind. The animus is the masculine component dwelling inside a female's unconscious mind. In dreams, this opposite-gender self can be a helper or an antagonist. These dream figures can appear as translations of persons we meet with whom we have a tremendous sense of romantic love or platonic camaraderie. One of Jung's interpreters held that the anima/animus character was only understandable to those who have known true love. However, our opposite-gender selves may reveal to us negativity in ourselves or negativity we perceive in dealings with the opposite sex. It is important to note that sometimes, when you dream about a person of the opposite sex, they may be representing your own inner self. Carefully consider all persons of the opposite sex in your dreams as a possible appearance of your own anima / animu

Plants
Plants are often not a specific item of dream interpretation because most of the time they function simply as background scenery. The exception to this rule is when a particular type of plant is identified in the dream. Plants that are significant are those that have historic importance in literature or your personal experience. For example, you may dream of visiting a friend who is sitting in a thicket of hemlock. Obviously, this plant is significant because of the implications of hemlock and suicide in ancient lore. Other plants that may be significant are those that remind you of a childhood memory, a particular place, or a particular person. In those cases, identifying the relationship of your current circumstances with your memories is important.

Elephant
In the Zulu culture, the elephant is the symbol for wisdom, patriarchy, and sacred relationships (similar to the bear or eagle in Native American culture). It is important to notice that geographically different cultures find symbols within their own contexts to convey universal themes of human concern. Also, most western cultures revere the elephant as powerful and possessing a strong memory. Because of our common acknowledgment that elephants have powerful memories, to dream of an elephant may be an association with the act of memory-this may point to something forgotten in your life.

Loss Of Sensory Ability Or Motor Ability
Images also include Blindness, Deafness. Usually, this is a very symbolic event in a dream. A 34-year-old man reports: I dream of being in a situation where I need to act resourcefully to help a stranger avoid danger. Suddenly, I go blind for no apparent reason! It is very frustrating. Becoming suddenly impaired in this way is different than being injured in a physical accident. The lights just seem to go out without explanation. With a dream like this, it is questionable whether or not the dreamer feels competent to fulfill his duties in waking life. However, this can also refer to his reluctance to accept the challenge of the hero self. Seeing oneself as a hero is kind of daunting, and the fact that it is your dream doesn't mean that you will necessarily and easily assume that role. Suddenly, the awareness of caring for those to whom you have no obligation is quickened. It's a hassle. Many of us can barely fulfill responsibilities to the people around us in ordinary situati

Tidal Wave
Dreams of impending disaster generally indicate that the dreamer is feeling out of control. In the case of the tidal wave, this out-of-control feeling is often combined with the need to make a fresh start. A 16-year-old boy reports dreaming: I am running, trying to get away from a tidal wave before it crashes over me. Finally, I realize it is hopeless. I turn around and let the full impact of the wave crash over me. Remarkably I stand up in spite of the wave's power. When I turn back to the direction I was running, everything -- my house, my parents, my car -- it's all gone. This youth presented numerous complaints at the outset of counseling, all of which revolved around home life and the absence of his father. Upon further inquiry, the youth admitted that he was a drug abuser with sexual identity problems. He desperately wanted a second chance, feeling as though he had undermined his own life. Often to dream of a catastrophic event is to wish for a catharsis in real life.

Masks
Dreaming of wearing a mask is often a dream of how you want others to see you. A twist on this theme is that you may be afraid others are perceiving you without knowing the real you. It may be that the mask attaches and removes from your face, depending on whose company you are in. Also, others may be conspicuously placing the mask on you to give you an identity that you are uncomfortable assuming. Or, they are wearing the mask themselves to deceive, frighten, or amuse you. If you are wearing a mask, who is in your presence and what is the mask like? Ask the same questions if others have the mask.

Disproportionate Objects
Woody Allen, in the movie Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), gave us a breast as big as a house. This breast was a terrifying and consumptive thing. Yet breasts receive so much attention many times, it is hardly surprising that they occupy tremendous perception power in our world. In dreams, certain objects may assume unusual proportions. This significance often reflects the importance of the object to the dream story as well as the emotional dimensions of the object. Emotional dimensions refer to the importance people place on others, on things or on situations. For example, it is often difficult to help people perceive the emotional power of family members. If you ask them to draw their childhood house-apportioning rooms based on the amount of influence and memories they have about the places-the emotional dimensions of the home become clear. Many times, people have attached emotional dimensions to very positive or very negative experiences tha

Pregnancy
Pregnancy has two points of entry into our dream lives. The first is dreaming of oneself as being pregnant. The second is that you actually become pregnant in waking life and that trigger event creates this particular dream content. In dreams, anyone can get pregnant. It is not an experience that is limited by gender or age. Generally, it is a herald of creativity, virility, or wealth. However, there are numerous underlying themes that need additional interpretation. If you are a younger woman who dreams of getting pregnant, but has no waking intention of doing so, it is likely that you are working through an archetypal transition into a new self-awareness. One of Jung's archetypes is the archetype of parenting or preserving the species. To see oneself engaged in such activity is to grow from being a child to identifying more prominently with adults. If you are sexually active, but without the intention for pregnancy, your dreams of pregnancy may occur in harmony with your month

Flowers
Flowers are a universal symbol of beauty. To discern a particular meaning, the color of the flowers may be as significant as the flowers themselves. This is especially true for flowers of unusual or nonsensical colors such as green roses. In a dream it would not be surprising to get green roses from a dear friend. This would happen if you are dating your friend's heartthrob in waking life or you sense jealousy from them concerning your romantic attachments. Consequently you may have acquired knowledge about flower meanings that your subconscious is now accessing to illustrate a point. This can be especially true if you are given flowers by or are giving flowers to another. Do particular flowers have special memories for you due to childhood, the death of a loved one, or a prom date or wedding? Here are some common reference points for particular flowers: Lilac -- Poison, Illness, Death Daisy -- Indecision about feelings, giver illustrates issue of concern Orchid -- Sexualit

I'm Back Fubar!!!
Just a quick note to let everyone know that I'm back and SINGLE!!!!!!!! No more being depressed for me. I recently left a really bad situation and trying to get a fresh start in Pennsylvania, closer to my family. So, I'll be back on FUBAR, looking for my old friends I made on here and looking forward to meeting new ones. I know I have alot of catching up to do with alot of you who have visited my page and done rating. Hope all is well with everyone, so give me a couple of days to catch up but I'll stop by your page soon. Tracy

Dear Meat..
DEER MEAT > > A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. > > Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of > meat > it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. > > The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they > begged their dad for the clue. > > Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'. > > The little girl screams to her brother > > 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..

Kevin, My Son: 10/21/93 - 12/07/07
Kevin, my son of 14 years, was just being himself, a Autistic boy, who just wanted to go to school. Tried to be a big boy, and go himself... Was struck by two SUV's, crossing the road. And passed away at 12:05pm that day. He'll always be in my heart and in my thoughts... God Bless him, cause I miss him so... I love you and miss you Kevin, my son... Daddy

The Latest Casualty
Injury Updates: Terrell Owens Is The Latest Casualty Last night's 20-13 victory over the Carolina Panthers was bittersweet for the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys went into the game with numerous injuries already, including those to Pro Bowl center Andre Gurode, free safety Pat Watkins, and running back Tyson Thompson. Additionally the team had Tony Romo, Chris Canty and Sal Fasano who were each recovering from injuries sustained in the loss against the Eagles the week prior. In yesterday's contest, All Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens suffered a high ankle sprain that could force him to miss considerable time. The recovery time for these types of injuries is usually 3-4 weeks which could put T.O. at risk for missing the first playoff game. The team isn't saying much right now, but they are clearly concerned and have Owens scheduled for an MRI later today. X-rays that were taken last night were negative which means that there is no breaks or fractures. Keep checking back as L

Stupidest Fu*kin' Drivers...
Hmmmmmm...Should I put this in Catagories or just Blast Dumb Assed 4-wheelers in General..... As for the Catagory of just total Pinheads it is a toss up between (1). Any Utah Driver, especially those fucking idiots that live between Salt Lake City and Provo. (2). Also ranking right at the top are those ignorant pathetic dumasses that commute between Ft. Collins, Colo. through Denver and out to Aurora. Most inconsiderate: Again, Utah ranks right at the top, but lets not forget Southern California as well.... Why DO you 4-wheelers zoom up alongside 80,000 lbs of steel and then just sit there riding next to us for miles at a time? Do you not have ANY clue just what kind of danger you are putting yourselves into?? And they wonder why they get run over or put in the ditch. PATHETIC!!! And can anyone tell me why....when your a quarter of a mile behind a Semi and you see his (or Her) turn signal come on you Smash the Gas and try to pass?? Are you REALLY that FUCKING MORONIC??? Gawd 4-w

Thanks For The Lovin Yall
I normaly thank everyone in the shoutbox once you add me but for some reason mines not seeming to work......So I thought I would say thank you to each and everyone one of you that has added me......Even more thanks to those of you that rated and faned me.......Merry Christmas to yall.....take care Reneck P.S. I love talkin to new people so hit me up on yahoo or aim......

Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR MEMBERS & FRIENDS WHO WORKED TIRELESSLY ALL YEAR HELPING EACH OTHER TO LEVEL UP & ALL!! ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR LOUNGE SO YOU GET NOTICES OF OUR BIG PARTIES & BLOW-OUTS! ON A SAD NOTE OUR MEMBER NENOO GOT THE RE-CALL TO DEPLOY BACK TO THE SERVICE, LET'S ALL KEEP HER IN OUR PRAYERS!!!I WILL SEND HER OUR SACRED ANGEL TO WATCH OVER HER! HERE'S TO A HEALTHY, PROSPOROUS, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL

Stay In This Moment
Before you must leave This evening, this hour And the rush of this moment is through I want to tell you How good it felt to Completely surrender to you Feeling you close Right here besides me Almost suspended in time I don't want to move I don't want to let go I don't want to leave this behind Honey, stay in my arms Stay in this cradle And rock me to sleep Tell me you're able To make time stand still And there's nowhere you've got to be Stay in this moment with me The wind through the window The words that we whisper A touch only true love can claim As long as the moonlight chases the shadows There's nothing that I want to change Honey, stay in my arms Stay in this cradle And rock me to sleep Tell me you're able To make time stand still And there's nowhere you've got to be Honey, stay in my arms Stay in this cradle And rock me to sleep Tell me you're able To make time stand still And there's nowhere you've got to be

Holiday
The older I get the less I like Holidays like Christmas!!! It seems like just another day... Am I the only person that feels this way??? I would prefer to just stay home and relax rather than go to my brothers (2,1/2 hour drive). I'm trying to decide if I should go today or come up with a reason to go tomorrow.... Anyways, I just thought I's share my thoughts, cuz I'm sure there r others out there that prob. feel the same way as I do.... Well I guess Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!!! DC~Angle4eva

Xmas
THE NIGHT WAS ROLLLEN TO BE A WONDERFUL SIGHT THE STARS ALLL OUT. THE KIDS ARE ALLL SMILES.. UNTIL A GRUNCH CAME ALONG CALLLED THERE FATHER......(lol) TO ACT LIKE AN ASSSS TO SEEE SUCH A SIGHT...WHEN THE KIDS TURNED AROUND GAVE HIM THE RIGHT ATTUTUDE THAT GAVE HIM A FRIGHT.... THE SMILES ON THERE FACES JOY IN THE EYES WHEN THERE FATHER JUST TURNED AROUND ...WHEN THEY WAVED TO SAY GOOOD BYE......MERRY CHRISTMAS ALLL YR AROUND....

Holiday Interview With Gary Ho Ho Hoey!
Grab your hot chocolate and a plate of cookies and sit down for our interview with Gary Hoey, one of my all-time favorite guitarists. Gary is probably best known for his guitar renditions of classic Christmas tunes. What people should know is that he's no one-trick-pony. Gary is an excellent guitarist, with albums that have more than just holiday songs. Read the following interview, get yourself in the mood for some Christmas cheer, and then go out and buy all of his albums, and see why he will go down as one of the best guitar players in history. CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW Once you've finished, fill your stockings with ALL OF GARY HOEY's RELEASES... or even a few of them

I Am Now The Father Of Two.
As of Thursday afternoon, I am the father of two little boys. This is good. I can play with and entertain the oldest while my wife rests and takes care of the youngest. We get to leave the hospital today -- just in time to have everyone home for Christmas! My new little one looks just like my baby pictures, too.

Not In The Holiday Spirit
Well Everyone its that time of the year where everyone is supposed ot be gettign ready to Celebrate christmas, wherther its because you are doing it int eh memory of our lord jesus christ, or because of the holiday spirit and you want to give as good as you might get..its all teh same.... For everyone but me...I'll tell you y As most of you may already know, i've once again been assigned into iraq for a other tour in the "War agasint Terrorism and Iraqi Frredom". Well i was hoping to be home for the holidays and Just when i thought things were goingot start looking up that i might get to spend an actually christmas home for once, since being in the Army, ive been away from home on almoost every single major holiday that there has been and now it looks like this year will be no different. I have a Daughter, Her name Is Xi'an and those who have meet her know how vibrant and enthralling she can be..well ive been on this little monsters tail about what she wanted for christmas

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Crazy Road
walkin' down this crazy road wondering which way to go why cant your eyes see me since you said you'd never leave *************chorus************* there under the streetlight she sold her soul she was tired of her life never wanting to grow old she fell down to her knees then she cried she turned her eyes upward screaming - god i tried ******************************** i sit here deep in thought figuren' where you've gone thank god for the rain hiding all my tears of shame **********************chorus********************* through the dark and moonless night quietly reflecting on our life my soul is points of light what you did wasn't right **********************chorus*********************

Illinois Statewide Public Smoking Ban In My Opinion
Illinois has now become the 19th state in this country to impose a statewide public smoking ban that will take effect on January 1, 2008. Ok.... Now, the Governor and the legislator's of this state have lost their minds. Once again, government wants to dictate to the American people what is and is not good for them. Everyone already knows that smoking is not healthy and we don't need the government to tell us that. Prohibition didn't work in the 1940's and this won't work either. The city of Chicago has taxed the hell out of cigarettes. A pack of smokes in Chicago cost anywhere from $6 to $8 a pack. The black market for cigarettes in Chicago is now alive and thriving. You can buy smokes on the black market in Chicago for $3 a pack. Hmmmm..... sounds like a lot of lost state and city revenue. Smart move Chicago. The State of Illinois has taxed the shyt out of cigarettes and now a Statewide Public Smoking Ban takes effect on January 1st. No smoking allowed in ba

I'm Not Sorry!!
I'm not sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm not sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm not sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm not sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm not sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm not sorry.. if im too short for you. I'm not sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm not sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm not sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But... I am sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Keep Holding On
You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side You know that is nothing more That I want To be by your side We have a bond so strong, That no other can break. I believe We can make it through Together Stay strong You are my knight in shining armor Protecting and defending me You will take my hands When it gets cold. You will stay by my side When I get all alone Be strong I won't stop believing you When it gets tough Think of me, You will make it though When it gets cold Think of me Warming your heart from afar There is no other way I want No other love I seek Its amazing how you take my heart with your first smile How grateful I am, To have your love here with me Keep holding on Though we're far apart, We will make it through I am here for you Our paths will cross again one day, We are meant to be together The day will come When I can see the smile I adore

Tired
I'm so tired of trying to make everyone happy, of putting on a smile when I know I don't feel like smiling. I'm tired of waking up every morning and knowing that I have to fight for my life because if I don't there is over a 50% chance that I will die. I'm tired of having to control my emotions and my anger. I'm just tired

Wow This Sucked
Well I got rid of 1 liar and cheater only to get involved with god knows what. Makes a girl scared to date or even make friends anymore... I've met so many cool people on this site. Yesterday I spent the day cleaning a computer I had leased for someone I thought was going to treat me right... I believed his lies or maybe they weren't all lies, but there sure wasn't any honesty or thought for others... On that pc I found pictures of the guy engaged in sex with other women, not just 1 mind you, that wouldn't have bothered me so much, but there were like 15-20... the archives of messengers the emails OMG it was horrible. I got sick looking at it, trying to delete what I could after going through the whole mess to get some understanding and closure... After all that has happened in my life this was the last thing I needed and wow Merry Christmas... He took $ from me that I couldn't afford to loose, knowingly. It's not so much me being taken advantage of, it's my kids, they r

Fubar Safe Color Chart
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Who Cares ?
Do people have interest to care for climate ? http://www.weather.com/ Reading about storms causing accidents, how many of those are due climate change ? Kioto protocol , climate conference in Bali, Indonesia .. Is there success to turn climate to better ? Time shows, what will happen.

Cripple And The Starfish
I have learn few things regarding my life with him. We have shared every thoughts, joy, pain, sadness, jokes, heart with all it complicated meanings yet we understand each other. Every hard times due to our unforgiven past has set us into sweet trouble. But somehow we understand that two different individuals set into one same relationship is the whole meaning of love, itself. But sometime the love has turn out to be so enormous, I barely cannot hold it alone. It set me trapped into a dependent person. So I released myself into words and music, and this track is what I felt inside…deep inside. Cripple and the Starfish by Antony and The Johnsons (Taken from album Antony, 1998) Mr. Muscle forcing bursting Stingy thingy into little me, me, me But just "ripple" said the cripple As my jaw dropped to the ground Smile smile It's true I always wanted love to be Hurtful And it's true I always wanted love to be Filled with pain And bruises Yes, so Cripple-Pig

Merry Christmas
Just a short note to all my Fubar friends wishing everyone a great holiday. I'm home with my family in the Creek and am off and on 'til Wednesday so if I miss your shouts, forgive me...but I wish y'all peace, love and alot of naughtiness...oops, I meant happiness! And if your happy comes in the form of naughty, you lucky things! Be safe!

To All My Real Friends!
WELL SORRY TO SAY HAVEN'T GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED YET-BUT I'M STILL WORKIN ON IT.I'M MAKIN A FEW LIFE CHANGES SO WHEN I DO RETURN I WILL BE CHANGIN MY NAME.BESIDES DROPPIN THE NAME I WILL BE DROPPIN A FEW OTHER THINGS TOO(PEOPLE INCLUDED)SO IF U HIT ME UP AND I DON'T RESPOND THAT PERSON COULD BE U...SORRY JUST TRYIN TO BE DRAMA FREE FOR 2008-START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT!!! ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY TRUE FRIENDS,FAMILY AND FANS WHO CONTINUE TO SUPPORT ME EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT AROUND MUCH ANYMORE!!! LAST BUT NOT LEAST...I JUST LEARNED A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON LOVE IS SOMETHIN THAT IS NATURALLY GIVEN AND CAN NEVER BE FORCED. SOME FIND THEMSELVES LOVIN SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME...WHICH HURTS...BELIEVE ME-I KNOW BUT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE EASIEST WAY TO DEAL WITH IT IS TO JUST MOVE ON NOT CONTINUE TO FORCE YOUR LOVE ON AN UNWILLING PARTICIPANT WHO IS EITHER TOO SHALLOW OR TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT YOUR LOVE IS GENUINE AND TRUE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 THE PERSO

And All The Water Turned Into Blood
I have been beaten by my own monster that has been sleeping all this time. When I thought it was peacefully, left out of my consciousness, unaware of my presence. But once again, I was wrong; it majestically stood above my weak heart and gave me a deep strong stare from it beastly eyes. His name is jealousy. I realize that I have a part of jealousy myself, when I thought it just a kiddy stuff in term of two mature individuals. He gets close to this new person, and it drove me crazy. When I say I’m crazy that means my heart bombing itself in so many little spot and so many painful times. It was a bit of surprise actually that I have such a feeling growing inside me. Never had one before, not in my previous relationship, but this time it awaken suddenly and I lose control of it. I have so many thought raging inside this tiny head of mine and feeling tired of this endless battle within me. First there is desire Then... passion! Then... suspicion! Jealousy! Anger! Betrayal! W

Spanish Omelet
1 c Onion, chopped finely 1/2 Salt 1 d Red pepper 6 ea Eggs 1 c Milk 1 d Pepper 2 c Canned tomatoes 1 tb Margarine 1/2 Pepper 6 tb Cornstarch 1 Baking powder 1/2 Salt SAUCE:Put onions in a pan with a little water and cook until partly done. Add tomatoes, salt, pepper, red peppers and margarine. Simmer very slowly for 3 hours until thick. EGGS:Beat eggs, cornstarch, milk, salt, pepper and baking powder. Put a little margarine in skillet and heat. Cook egg mixture until set, then flip over and cook other side. Put on plate and fold over. Fill with tomato sauce.

Hashed Brown Omelet
3 Medium potatoes* 4 Slices bacon 1/4 c Chopped onion 1/4 c Chopped green pepper 3/4 ts Salt 4 Eggs, beaten 1/4 c Milk 1/4 ts Dried thyme, crushed 1 c Shredded Swiss cheese In a covered saucepan cook whole potatoes in enough boiling salted water to cover for 20 to 25 minutes or until almost tender. Drain and chill till cool enough to handle. Peel potatoes; shred to make 3 cups. In a 10 inch skillet cook bacon till crisp; drain, reserving 2 tbsp. drippings in skillet. Crumble bacon; set aside. Combine potatoes, onion, green pepper, and 1/2 tsp. of the salt, put into skillet. Cook over low heat about 20 minutes or till underside is crisp and brown. Combine eggs, milk, thyme, the remaining 1/4 tsp. salt, and dash of pepper. Stir in bacon and cheese; pour

Filled Omelet
3 ea Egg 1 tb Butter 4 ea Bacon slices, crumbled 1/4 c Cheddar cheese, shredded 2 tb Sour cream 1 tb Chive, snipped Mix eggs slightly. Combine with bacon, cheese,sour cream, and chives and cook the same as french omelet.

Champagne Chicken
3 ea Chicken breast/boned/skinned 2 T Olive oil 2 T Butter 1/4 c Champagne -- dry 1/2 c Heavy cream 3 T Tarragon -- fresh (1 t dry) 1 x Salt & freshly ground pepper 1 x ----optional ingredients---- 6 ea Prosciutto slices/paper thin 3 ea Shallots -- finely chopped 1 T Butter or margarine *** See instructions at end if using the optional ingredients. Cut chicken into 1/4″ wide slices. Melt the butter and olive oil in a large heavy skillet. Saute the chicken for 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the chicken and keep warm. Deglaze the pan with the champagne. Add the cream to the pan. Add the tarragon and reduce the sauce for two minutes. Put the chicken back into the pan and bring just to a simmer. Remove to serving platter. Serve hot wit

Cashew Chicken
4 servings 1 lb Chicken ; breasts -- cubed 1 ts Salt 1 ts Cornstarch 3 Green peppers -- cut into : 1″ : Sauce 2 TB Soy sauce 1 TB Soybean paste 1 TB Sugar 2 TB Rice wine vinegar 1/2 ts Salt Mix the above ingredients well and set aside. Cook chicken in a little oil and minced garlic. When the chicken is no longer pink, add the bamboo shoots and the green pepper to the wok (or fry pan if you don't have a wok). Cook for a minute or two. Sprinkle a little of the rice wine vinegar over the chicken/veggie mixture and cook another minute. Add nuts and cook another minute. Pour sauce over the contents of wok and cook until heated through. Serve over hot cooked rice with a nice side dish liked my Szechuan Green Beans

Eye,pain,love
Yesterday the moon was at its most beautiful. The color was very orange almost blood-red, as big as if it’s giving so much protection. I smile and just silently looked up at the clear night sky, letting my mind roam free. Away from realm world and step into so-called-reality, I hear voices calling my name. Letter by letter, soft, tender and addictive, please welcome love. He’s so gentle I could hang on to him forever, never feel bored or nauseous. But sometimes the love is so great it brings me fear. The fear of losing and left behind, the fear where I don’t have myself anymore since the moment I’m giving in to his hands. Then start come pain, it grew slowly, crawling inertia creeps it began to nurture myself into someone fragile and defenseless. So confusing because that pain comes from the very same heart at first giving me comfort! Every power within just surrendering to it, leaving no space to breathe or think or even dance to its death rhythm. We always overlooked from

Update
Well I had to spend the night in the hospital, I came home Wednesday night. I was so ready to come home. But I started thinking maybe it might have been better to have stayed cause Wednesday night about 10 o clock I started getting really sick. I have been in so much pain the last few days its unbelievable. I have a high tolerance for pain but this has had me in tears, but the good news is im feeling a lot better today. Thank all of you for the get well wishes, I love all my fufriends and i have missed everyone. I figured I would get on here this morning and give everyone an update on how Im doing. Im about to go back to bed and get some more rest, hopefully Ill be back tonight...if not just so all of you know you are in my thoughts. Hugs, Love and Kisses