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She Hulk Goes Out
She Hulk Goes Out by fanficnut © She Hulk was in a bit of trouble. It was not due to super villains. It was not due to aliens attacking earth or an asteroid coming to earth. It was not even due to a demonic force coming down on people. It so more deadly and threaten. It was lawyers. She Hulk was carried away with fighting a the Blob. She lifted the villain up over her shoulder and chucked him into a building destroying several city blocks. Nobody got hurt thanks to Dr Strange protection. That did not protect the property damage. She Hulk got sued big time. She needed some money and good press real quick. So she decided a contest. It was called win a date with She Hulk. She was going to give a lucky fan a good time. Avenger didn't know about this because she posted some risky pictures. It was pictures of her flexing in the nude. Her perfect Amazon breast stood up straight and perky. Her sexy green body dripped in sweat from the a workout. One picture she had two 5000 pound bar be

Alter Ego
Alter Ego by PenanceS © Bruce Banner screamed as the needle entered his arm. Why oh why were they doing more tests on him, again? A slight tendril of hatred burned through his brain and he wanted to kill all of the doctors around him. Both the Doctors and General Ross were to blame for his misfortune. It was the whole mess of them that had caused him to get in this trouble to begin with. Them and their damned Gamma bomb, of course, he had never known that his father was the one that had set everything into motion. A shock ripped through his brain and all that he could think about was Betty, beautiful Betty. The helmet was designed to keep his animalistic, more feral side at bay, making it possible for the doctors to perform the experiments that they needed to and at the same time, not let Banner's alter ego, known as the "HULK" out. He thought about his best friend and research assistant, Betty Ross on a beach the last time that they were on a vacation, and the time

This Site Is Getting Gay To The Nth Degree
What in the fuck is going on with this site in the last 18 months. Who the fuck are the bitches that keep going through my albums and marking my safe pictures not safe for work. That is the most retarded fucking power they could've given anyone on this site. If you're one of the ass clowns that keeps marking my shit, by all means, let me know, so I can just block you and you don't have to worry about seeing anything.

Stay Lyrics Sugarland
Stay (Jennifer Nettles) I been sittin' here starin' At the clock on the wall And I been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' With my heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay (yeah) You keep tellin' me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used And I'm tired 'a waitin' It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to share Wh

Sensual Love
Staring out the window She wraps herself in linens Emerging from the shadows Her lover KaTman hungry for her taste The haze of dusk settling The world becomes quiet The tides are sluggish now The birds nestling down Warm breezes fill the room Scented candles illuminate She swirls her glass of wine No thoughts, no worries, just time KaTman her lover behind her now Gentle hands upon her hips Pulling her in to him Lips pressed firmly on her nape His hands decend down between her thighs Fingertips dragging closer She quivers at his touch Her body so fragile and so vulnerable His determination is unmoving A desire to bring ecstacy To a woman that he loves Until exhaustion hits They nake unweilding, Passionate and sensual love

Horny Heroes For Hire
Horny Heroes For Hire by PrincessKoriandr © Starring Luke Cage and She Hulk The night hadn't gone as planned, not many people expect to battle the Absorbing Man and Titania on their first date, in the city's most exclusive restaurant no less. Still, that's what heroes do, and as Cage and She-Hulk walked home they had no regrets. She-Hulk looked at Cage and asked "Are you SURE you didn't mind the fight? I feel like it's my fault. After all, Titania is my first official arch-enemy" "Naw, it's cool. You didn't ask for it. Besides, it's good publicity for H4H." "That's for sure, Luke. Seeing you punch out a guy who's gone the distance with Thor will certainly work wonders for the company." In fact, it had worked wonders on her as well. Even in the heat of battle, seeing his muscles flex, even beneath his suit, while he punched out one of the most dangerous criminals alive, had made her cunt more than a little wet. Cage had felt the sexual tension too. He had been in enough

Yesterday / Wreck
yesterday was a normal day for me.. i had to go to see my oldest teacher for a meeting.. i took a right at the stop sign and the next thing i know ppl r telling me not to move and was there kids in the car.. i could only fill pain and burning all over my chest and neck.. an the taste of blood in my mouth.. the thing that scares me is i dont remember parts of things.. like what happened.. or how long i was in the hospital when they found my mom and anut.. time left me for some time.. im still pretty shook up about it.. my right arm wont stop shaking.. i bit the mess out of my tounge.. this was my second wreck and i didnt walk away from it.. i found out from the witnesses that i asked for my kids and a friend of mine.. an i dont remember that.. mind u i have only texted my friend yesterday, but have not heard any thing from my friend sence.. right now i hurt so bad.. i have a few ppl call to see if im doing any better.. what a time to have a wreck.. my 6 year aniversary is coming this sa

Deflowering X-men Babe Shadow Cat
Deflowering X-Men Babe Shadow Cat by Kash_the_priest © "Ahhhhhh!" Ellen moaned as I pulled half of it out. I stopped. "AHHHHHHH!" She screamed even louder as I pulled the rest out and struggled slightly to get my huge cock head out of her tight cunt. Once I pulled it out there was evidence of her virginity. There was a bit of blood all round my cock, thank God I had a rubber on. "I thought you weren't a virgin." I said. Ellen smiled, while she moaned and grinded her hips. Usually I would finish them off with my tongue if I came before them, but right now I didn't see that as an option, because of the blood. I don't know how it really worked, women losing their virginity, all I knew is that she bled and I wasn't going to find out if I was going to get a mouthful of blood or not. "I didn't want you to think of me as a kid." She replied. "Well you're not a virgin any more!" I said and she let out a cute little giggle. I pulled the condom off. I looked around to see where I co

Deflowering X-men Babe Shadow Cat A
Deflowering X-Men Babe Shadow Cat by Kash_the_priest © ------------------------------ "Yo' dude, you going to the X-Men 3 premiere?" Jimmy asked. "We've already been to two today." Janine complained. I had to agree. We had been to two screenings today. Jimmy wanted to become a script writer and had already written three scripts. He wanted to try and get a script off the ground, so he decided that the Cannes Film Festival was the best place to meet Hollywood producers and get them interested. He was lucky that he had a rich father, who was a lawyer and managed to get four tickets from a client. And naturally, Jimmy chose to take his girlfriend, Janine and his two best friends, me and Tony. "Hey, I'd love to see X-Men 3!" Tony said. "Anna Paquin is just too fine! And Halle Berry and Famke Janssen are in it too. Some major ass in one movie!" "You know, it's not a porno and if you start jerking off, they probably will throw you out." I made fun of him and the other two la

Coming To Terms D
Coming To Terms _______________________________________________________ "Come," MJ whispered in a husky voice, "Let's go to the bedroom." She smiled when Gwen finally nodded her agreement. The bedroom had large windows as well that looked to the south and east. MJ decided the glow of the city was bright enough. She thought, correctly as she later discovered, that Gwen would feel more secure if her first lesbian experience occured in dimmer light. Kissing again, MJ slowly pulled the zipper of Gwen's dress down. As the seam opened, her other hand slid under the fabric to lightly scratch Gwen's back. Gwen inhaled sharply, drawing breath from MJ, at the welcome sensation. MJ stepped back and Gwen's dress slipped from her body, leaving the blonde in the black lace bra and panties, as well as her shoes. Kneeling, MJ lifted Gwen's legs one at a time to remove her shoes. MJ found heels and other accessories to be a turn on but wanted nothing between her and h

Without A Sound
YOUR HEAD IS SWIMMING WITH EMOTION YOUR HEART IS FULL OF PAIN IF U COULD ONLY FEEL THE SUNSHINE THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE POURING RAIN COMPLICATIONS AND MISDIRECTION HAVE YOU LOSING YOUR FAITH IN LOVE SLIP YOUR HAND IN MINE MY DEAR I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT I AM THINKING OF TAKE A WALK WITH ME THROUGH THE MEADOW LISTEN TO THE BIRDS FLYING ALL AROUND HEAR MY HEART SAY I LOVE YOU WITHOUT EVER MAKING A SOUND FEEL THE TENDERNESS IN MY EMBRACE AND THE SINCERITY IN MY WORDS YOU KNOW YOU FEEL BROKENHEARTED MAYBE I CAN FIND THE CURE TAKE YOU TO HEIGHTS OF RAPTURE SAVE ME WITH A SINGLE KISS I ONLY WANT YOU FEELING CONTENTED SAFE AND SECURE IN THE MIDST OF BLISS

Coming To Terms C
Coming To Terms _________________________________________________ "MJ, I hope you won't hate me but the girl all my dreams and fantasies have revolved around is..." Gwen looked away nervously and whispered, "You." MJ took Gwen's hand lightly and traced the back of it with her thumb as she asked, "Did you say me?" Gwen nodded, staring at the slender hand holding hers. "Yes. And... Oh God, I can't tell you this..." "Do you touch yourself? Do you make yourself come?" MJ's voice had deepened and lowered and she slid over next to Gwen. "You masturbate thinking of me?" Gwen nodded miserably, so overcome with admitting her guilt that she completely missed the arousal clouding MJ's eyes and giving her voice that wonderfully sexy husky quality. MJ, still holding Gwen's hand, tipped Gwen's face up to lock her green eyes with the blonde's blue ones. "I'm honored," MJ said as she leaned in and pressed her lips to Gwen's. Gwen's eyes widened in surprise but s

Coming To Terms B
Coming To Terms _________________________________________________ Smiling shyly, Gwen shook her head, "No, it's Gwen. Gwen Stacy. You're Betty Brant, aren't you? You work with Peter?" "Gwen! Of course, I'm sorry. How could I forget you?" Betty mock-hit hersef in the forehead and continued, "Yes, I work at the Bugle. For Jolly Jonah, himself actually. Is this your first time to the Pink Rabbit?" Gwen nodded and Betty went on, "Well, this will be quite an interesting night for you, I promise." "Betty, aren't you going to introduce me to your pretty friend?" the other brunette said. "I'm sorry, Jane. Gwen Stacy, this is Jane Foster. Jane, this is Gwen." Gwen shook Jane's hand and felt the woman's fingers trail along her palm as they released their grip. Gwen felt a not unpleasant thrill at that. "Jane works as a dental assistant uptown," Betty said to Gwen. "Yes, it's a glamorous job, but someone has to do it!" Jane said as all three laughed.

Coming To Terms A
Coming To Terms ________________________________________________ Gwendolyn Stacy arrived home to the Queens house she shared with her father, Captain James Stacy, NYPD. She had just left work after a long, slow day and was still in uniform, as Peter jokingly referred to her designer dress. She smiled when she thought of her boyfriend, Peter Parker. He was such a surprise to the girl. So shy and reserved but with an underlying passion and commitment. And he was a wonderful lover. She had determined that much from the bitching she had overheard in the girls' locker room in high school before graduation. She supposed she loved him, as much as any high school senior could. She knew he was the first boy she really felt any attraction to. And he was the one who had taken her cherry. Peter was home, quite upset as his Aunt May was in the hospital again. Gwen went over to give him a shoulder to cry on. As they sat and talked, she leaned in and kissed him.

Before The Storm C
Before The Storm "Of course," Jacqueline laughed as well. Watching the interplay between the two, Madeline was sure that in school at least, Jacqueline and Penelope had been much more than just roommates. "I do hope that you will be joining us for dinner," the Club Mistress said. "As you can see, we have a full house tonight, but I'm sure that we can make room for two more." "Actually, there is something I'd like to talk to you about," Jacqueline said in a low tone. "In private." she added. "Of course, Jacqueline," Penelope replied as she indicated a small alcove off the main room. Telling Madeline she would be right back, Jacqueline left her to make small talk with some of the other guests and followed her old friend into the niche. Madeline watched her until she passed out of sight, then accepted a glass of wine from one of the serving girls and began to listen to a discussion going on among a group of women. "Now what can I do for my mos

Before The Storm B
Before The Storm Captain America paused a moment as he looked around the table at each of the Invaders, giving them the chance to add anything if they wanted. As meetings went, this one had gone pretty well, considering that with the divergent personalities involved, many gatherings turned into arguments. "I have a question," Namor said, the tone of his voice showing that he was obviously angry at something. "Fire away, Namor," the blond haired leader said, wondering what might've set off the volatile amphibian this time. "I would like to know how long we are going to let ourselves be subjected to the ridicule of the so-called press," Namor said, obviously making reference to something he had read in the newspaper in his hand. "I wasn't aware that we were being ridiculed," the Captain replied, thinking that Namor often took umbrage at things that no one else gave a second thought to. "I find that surprising as you are one of the two parties that

Before The Storm A
Before The Storm by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by Marvel Comics. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One Lifting her head, looking once more at her surroundings, Madeline Joyce could almost imagine she was in a movie. One of those horror films put out by Universal Studios, but a movie nevertheless. Unfortunately, the reality of her situation was all too real and more terrifying that any Hollywood screenwriter could've imagined. The medieval castle she was trapped in wasn't on some studio back lot, but deep in the heart of National Socialist Germany. Nor was it Boris Karloff or Bela Lugosi that roamed the walls of the ancient edifice, but members of the Super-Axis as well as a r

From Dark Beauty To Firey Red Head
Need your opinion on this. I will post a new pic of my new hair color shortly. Tell me what you think by rating it. In a couple of days I will see who favors and who doesn't. The winner takes all... lol. Anyway, if it seems that more people like the dark hair better than the red, I will go back to dark. Same goes for the red. Keep it real. Thanks guys. I appreciate the help!

Moi Dix Mois Tour Dates
TOUR DATES: DIXANADU -- Fated ¡°Raison D'¨ºtre¡±--Tour September 18,¡¡NAGOYA / NAGOYA CLUB QUATTRO September 19,¡¡OSAKA / OSAKA MUSE September 27,¡¡TOKYO¡¡/ UNIT DIXANADU -- Fated¡°raison d'¨ºtre¡±--Europe Tour 11-Oct¡¡tavastia¡¡[ Helsinki/Finland ] 13-Oct¡¡klubben¡¡[ Stockholm/Sweden ] 15-Oct¡¡docks¡¡[ Hamburg/Germany ] 16-Oct¡¡huxley¡¯s¡¡[ Berlin/Germany ] 18-Oct¡¡Kulturfabrik¡¡[ krefeld/Germany ] 19-Oct¡¡werk¢ò¡¡[ Leipzig/Germany ] 21-Oct¡¡new backstage¡¡[ Munich/Germany ] 22-Oct¡¡Alcatraz¡¡[ Milan/Italy ] 24-Oct¡¡BIKINI¡¡[Barcelona/Spain ] 25-Oct¡¡Caracol¡¡[ Madrid/Spain ] 27-Oct¡¡Elysee Montmartre [Paris/France ]

Avengers Ass-emble!
Avengers Ass-emble! by doctor_insanus © She turned back to Iron Man, licking his sweaty balls while she stroked his cock. Behind the faceplate, his blue eyes burned with lust, and she met his gaze and held it. A small stream of pre-cum dribbled down his cock, and she sucked the end of it into her mouth. Then, pulling away from him, she slurped the sticky streamer off his shaft and swallowed it down. With a smile, she turned to Thor and ran her tongue over the head of his throbbing meat. "Mmmmm... I’ve been wanting to suck you for a looong time, stud," Jan practically moaned as her mouth engulfed Thor’s cock. She took it as far as she could, until the head nudged the back of her throat. Then, closing her eyes, she slid her lips even farther down the shaft, nearly gagging as it pushed completely into her mouth. Thor groaned as Jan deep-throated his cock, her lips wrapped around the base, her nose buried in the curls of his pubic hair. He gripped the back of her head and began fuck

Avengers Ass-emble! A
Avengers Ass-emble! by doctor_insanus © The battle was over. Loki was defeated. The Avengers made their way to the New York mansion that Tony Stark had set aside for use as their headquarters. A feeling of exhilaration was shared by all of them. Thor, of course, felt the pride in earning a noble victory over a mighty foe. Iron Man was already making plans for the next series of upgrades he would implement in his armor. The Hulk just wanted to kick some ass and get something to eat. Ant-Man couldn’t believe that he had finally reached the big leagues! Fighting alongside Thor & Iron Man! The Hulk! How much bigger does it get? As for the Wasp, she wanted to get a shower and fix her hair. All that fighting had gotten her so sweaty! "You boys may not mind, but I simply have to get cleaned up! Can you imagine a picture of me looking like this ended up on the front page of the tabloids?" She brushed aside a strand of sweaty hair from her face and sniffed. "I’m all stinky! Iron Man,

Whur My Blk Men @
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya

An Afternoon Off B
An Afternoon Off: An Invisible Girl/Wonderful Wasp Teamup ------------------------------------------------------- "So I thought we might go to that new boutique on 5th. It's called Karen's. Have you heard of it?" Janet asked. Sue cleared her throat and replied, "Yes, but I don't know. It seems kind of pricey, don't you think?" Janet placed her hand on Sue's bare arm and said, "That doesn't matter. You're not required to buy anything. Let's just have fun, okay?" Sue was looking at the slim, manicured hand that was sending waves of heat through her and distractedly answered, "Okay. Sure." "Great! Lunch is on me..." Janet held up her hand to stop Sue's protest and added, "Next time you can buy. Deal?" "Deal" Sue agreed. Outside they hailed a taxi and were taken to Karen's, a posh women's clothier on 5th Avenue. It was split into two levels. The lower level had blouses, skirts, dresses, and shoes. The upper level, where Janet led Sue, was m

My Special Friend
My Special Friend You know you are in trouble, when he looks at you and says: "How are you this evening, my angel, my friend. Come sit with me please, and we shall see, what would happen between both you and me." I go and sit down by his side, and look into those two beautiful eyes. I've always wondered how it would feel, to be loved so much by a wonderful friend.

The Past
The way things were in the past may never over come the way things are today. Only if you let them things will turn out to be the worst. Make sure you live like theres no tomorrow, and make sure that things with yourself are the right things, if they arnt then one day you know that nothing will ever be right until, you changed your whole veiw around.~*~ - made by me.. (i wrote this yay)

An Afternoon Off
An Afternoon Off: An Invisible Girl/Wonderful Wasp Teamup ------------------------------------------------------- Susan Storm, wearing a lowcut, summer frock stood just inside of the doorway to her fiance's multi-level laboratory. She was waiting until Reed Richards bothered to notice her and her patience was wearing thin. Reed was tinkering with one of the countless gadgets he had scattered about the lab. Some of the devices were gargantuan while others could fit in the palm of someone's hand. The one he was currently working on was roughly midway between the two extremes. It resembled an oversized electron microscope with a four foot diameter body that stretched almost twelve feet from one end to the other. It was mounted on large gimbals to facilitate it's movement through nearly 360 degrees. Instead of a scanning device, it was equipped with an emitter at the base. The side of the barrel of the machine was open at it's midpoint and Reed was searching

Untitled 2
Sometimes when I am sleeping I dream of you I see your beautiful face and your eyes so blue I wish I could be a shield and protect your heart Seeing you in pain just rips me apart Your never alone I am always here All you need to do is say the word, I am always near Wish I could take away the shadows that haunt you at night Forever until they are gone I will fight Words can't describe the agony I am in I don't know where things end and where they begin My lonely soul just wanders around Because it cannot have what it has found Happy is all I want you to be Even if it is with someone else instead of me So I will sit back and hang in the shadows A silent shoulder that you can lean on Forever your friend I will be If there is no one else there is always me!

Untitled
You were my north, my south, My east, my west, my daily work, My nightly rest, my poem, my song, My day, my night, I thought you and me Would last forever but I was wrong. Now your standing here with that Sad face crying out your final tears, From what I just said to you, I Don't want it this way because me and You are through. You'll see that it was all you and Do you remember when you said we would Remain forever true, You were wrong and now I guess This love will no longer go on.

Everything You Do
As I was sitting here Thinking of the words I wanted to say, but They just wouldn't' Come out right So I found a different way. I took a piece of paper and I wrote this poem for you, But there is no way of thanking You for everything you do. For always being nice to me, Staying by my side, For helping me with what I may need, and For never leaving me behind. For accepting my thoughts and feelings, Even though you may not understand, For never giving up on me and For being my best friend ___________________________________________

Dreaming
There's so much I can't say When I look into your eyes. I'm worried you'll reject me And hurt my foolish pride. Each day this love grows stronger But I could never let you know. There's so much behind my smile That you might never know. I'd hold you for a life time If you let me in your heart. I'll love you like no other If you wont mind. The pain is like knife Cutting deep in my soul. So i'll dream of us together. Just how it would have been I will never know. And all that you Will remain is a silent part of me.

A Spider's Web Ch. 02
A Spider's Web Ch. 02 by Lithium_hobo© The characters in this story are property of Marvel comics. I have used them in honor of the comic series and admiration for the characters. This story is original and is in no way tied to any of the canons of the Marvel Universe (to save myself the grief of working with time lines). This story contains adult material of a sexual nature. If it is illegal for you to view such material, turn back now. This work is copyrighted to the author. Do not post this on any other site or use it for personal gain. It is for entertainment purposes only. Thank you. ****** When we last left our hero, Spider-Man, he had just captured the voluptuous cat burgler, Black Cat. However, he soon became the captive one as he was enchanted by her seductive movements and assets. Ignoring years of evolution, the web slinger thrust himself upon her and fulfilled her every fantasy since she decided he was the man for her. All is well and good in that respect, but S

Afraid Of Loving
I'm afraid to kiss you Too scared to let you go Can't trust the things you say or do So ashamed to let you know The way I feel inside Afraid you'll make me cry Afraid you'll tell me lies Afraid you'll walk out of my life I can't stand thinking of you every day Scared that this feeling would never go away Afraid that if we become more than friends I might fall in love with you again I'm afraid of making mistakes Scared my heart would brake Afraid to hold your hand Afraid that you won't understand Too scared to open my heart to you Because I'm afraid of loving you.

Angel
his lips, so soft and voice, so sweet, Wanting so badly to hear those 3 words from him repeat. I melt like ice when I catch his tender gaze, Running through my thoughts like searching for the ending of a maze. What I would give for his hands to touch mine, For us to go to a restaurant or his house to dine. His angelic smile tears me up inside, Knowing he doesn't know wishing I hadn't lied. Just because he's good at hiding away his wings, and because you wouldn't know he was an angel by the way he sings. Doesn't mean he's not worth silver or diamonds or gold, Because, though his looks may die his soul will never grow old. And though his laugh might get rough his sense of humor will always stay, He means everything to me, he forms my night and day. So, I pray to God as I fall to one knee: Dear Angel, I love you why cant u love me?

A Spider's Web ch. 01 B
A Spider's Web Ch. 01 by Lithium_hobo© As she blew him, he couldn't help but compare her style to Mary Jane's. Cat was not a vigorous one, opting for style and smooth motions, tactical advances of her lips and tongue to make up for the speed and vitality that other girls, like Mary Jane, used. Mary Jane, as stated, was the opposite. Sure she liked to tease and play with the cock before finally taking it, but when she did, did she ever suck like a pro, bobbing and weaving, faster and faster until you came like a garden hose. However, he couldn't pit which one was better than the other. It was like comparing Star Wars to Lord of the Rings. Both had their strengths and weaknesses, but both gave you a good nerd-gasm, and these girls gave the regular kind of orgasm. Speaking of... "Ah shit! Cat, Cat I'm gonna come!" he managed out. With Mary Jane, he usually doesn't have the second thought to warn her, but she liked to swallow, so she didn't mind, and could read him like a book any

These Days
these days, arent the best ive ever had since ur not in my life these days, i just sit here wanting u to be mine these days, im afriad i'll let u come into my life then let u walk out like nothing these days, i see u with her wishing it were me u were with these days, all i want is u to want me, like ive wanted u, all i want is for u to feel the way i feel these days, i miss u, miss everything about you, those wonderful lips, those bear hugs these days, i just want u to say, im ready to be with u these days, i wait

Fubomber Family Picture
The Fu-bomber Family has been added to BBG's Fubars Best Biggest Giveaway Ever. We need 25,000 comments to receive a 30 day blast for the family page. Please stop by the picture and drop some comments. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop some comments on the family picture. Below is a link direct to the family picture, just click on the picture. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

The Feelings
The feelings i have are so true wondering why i feel this way about u when ur with her and not with me you say u think about us sititng in this chair...wishing u were here with me praying that one day my wish and dream will come true but untill that happens i will just keep wishing and praying untill that lucky day comes. and u are here with me saying those wonderful words to me.

A Spider's Web Ch. 01 A
A Spider's Web Ch. 01 by Lithium_hobo© The characters in this story are property of Marvel comics. I have used them in honor of the comic series and admiration for the characters. This story is original and is in no way tied to any of the canons of the Marvel Universe (to save myself the grief of working with time lines). This story contains adult material of a sexual nature. If it is illegal for you to view such material, turn back now. This work is copyrighted to the author. Do not post this on any other site or use it for personal gain. It is for entertainment purposes only. Thank you. * * * * * * "Here's another one for ya, compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman," read off the police officer once again appearing a minute too late to see that his job was already done for him and a note pinned to the upside down punk's web wrap. Crumpling the paper in irritation, he tossed it aside into one of the many festering trash cans that so elegantly complimented the a

I Started To....
i started to like u more then a friend late last night while i was thinking about u wondering if we will ever be i think ive falling for u more each passing day if only u weren't with her. Each day i wonder if it is true these feeling i have for u if only u had these feelings that i have. could this be possible? could it really ever happen i am only to blame for my feeling which i cant hold back. ________________________________________

My Love
I love everything about u... those beautiful eyes looking into mine those soft lips embracing mine Those hands all around me. I love everything about u your personality, oh how wonderful it is your laugh, oh how much it makes me smile your passion , oh how much it brings mine to a boil. I love everything about u the times we spend in bad...what fun we have! the times when we get mad...but always come back! the times we spend with our family...together is the best! I love everything about u my love...which is so true my beauty...oh how much beauty u have my forever...oh how i know its going to be I love everything about u which brings joy....oh so much joy which is so true....oh so much true which is the prefect.... oh so perfectly I love everything about u....My love.

Stuff
Just a note to my friends... Im kind of in a funk right now I have alot of things going on in my life and I know it says im online sometimes I'm here sometimes not. When I am I'm usually in a zone and I dont mean to be unfriendly or ignore you I promise to be back to the old me very soon. Just need some time and I want to say a big thank you for understanding Mostly those of you that are in my Family I love you and ty for allowing me to be me and giving me some time. I know you care and you want to know whats up I just dont feel like talking about it all and need some time so if you do hit me up and I start talking please make it something up beat and nothing to do with whats going on with me.... thank you for being my friends I know its not something you HAVE to do you choose to and I just really love you guys more than you think or I show xoxo

Ive Had Alot Of Things
I dont know what to do... my friend ask me if i would break up with my boyfriend that i am with now for my ex who is my very first love, and i said yes... isnt that bad.. i know i just dont know what to do anymore. I think i am falling in love with my boyfriend now, but then i dont know what to do... it sucks.. then my ex boyfriend is talking to this SLUT who i know i will hate and it hurts me. why should it right, im with someone else and he doesnt know yet.... but i dont know yet... i jsut need help UGHHH someone please tell me what to do

What To Do For Halloween
Costume must be easy to move in. You must be armed with at least a hunting knife, garlic, UV Flashlight, Bible, and Battle Rifle. Sneak around the back of your house and get out about half a block away from your own house so no one knows who you are. Move your way down every block, make sure it is around 4:30-5:00, the little kids are gone, its a little darker, and there's still a lot of candy. Careful though, Wherewolves, Vampires, Zombies, Germans, and other scary creatures meander the streets on Halloween night. The Zombies have been resurrected from the Dodgeball Massacre of 1332. If you see a small child, on his way home with a giant sack of candy, he is a sitting duck. Sneak up behind him and kick him in the side of the knee-cap- he will go down instantly. If he resists, continue beating him in the following way: punch to face, grab head and knee him in the face, while on the ground stomp on his/her throat, repeat until successful. Take his candy, and leave him for th

Bide The Wiccan Laws
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. Elder be ye Lady’s

Calena Sfw
This is a piece I wrote many years back while I was playing Everquest. If any of you have played then some of it may remind you of the game. Basically this is a role play story using my character in the game, Reelorn Meridius, and another character in the game named Calena Warmheart. Hope you all enjoy it. And let me know if you like this stuff, I have quit a bit more of this as well. *************************************************** The Tizmak were a weak foe. My thirst for blood and for some form of vengeance was great. I march deep within the caverns of the Tizmak and began my brutal slaughter. I had been many many days since my head was rested and sleep fell upon my eyelids. I was weak as well, but my superior strength to the Tizmak gave me an unfair advantage, and as I marched deep within the dark cold cave, I left a trail of death upon my footsteps. My Ornate Sword of the General was non discriminatory, as it would quickly strike down every form of life I cam

The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a

Re: Arson Suspect Killed, Another Arrested
RE: Arson suspect killed, another arrested ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 25 Oct 2007, 11:30 Arson suspect killed, another arrestedhttp://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-arson25oct25,0,1196901.story?coll=la-home-centerPolice in San Bernardino shoot an Arizona man who fled after being spotted near the Cal State campus. In a separate incident, a Hesperia man is in custody.By Hector Becerra and Maeve Reston, Los Angeles Times Staff Writers October 25, 2007 Amid worries of new blazes adding to the firestorm already afflicting the region, a man in Hesperia has been arrested on suspicion of arson, and police reported shooting and killing another arson suspect after chasing him out of scrub behind Cal State San Bernardino.Law enforcement officials said today that they didn't know whether either of the men had started any of the more than a dozen large fires that have devastated Southern California in recent days, including the nearby Lake Ar

Thursday!
Heyyyyyyy Everybody! Just wishing you all a happy day :) Posting todays comment was a learning experince, Did you know if you make a fun pix (like the one one my comment today) at "Slide.Com" and dont log in to the site ... (it has a 'skip log-in' option) The photo you made and post, it doesnt show? (it just has a large spot like a reglar slide ... but its a link only?) Well, live & learn! I hope that helps someone down the line when they want to spruce up a comment & use 'slide' and copy the link -without- signing into the post! lol Well here's todays end result: I hope this comment finds you all well ... and signed in! *laughs* (see this with black background as it was intended here)

Completely Random
Defiantely trying to put myself in a better mood right now, thanking the people that commented on the rest in peace blogs. Been having a down moment so trying to perk back up, I don't like being depressed or sad over something that can not be undone nor taken back. So my randomness is at the moment that...I want a hot pink penguin named Josiah wearing a stripper outfit and clear heels, that dances soulja boy. His buddy will be a purple monkey named super marky monkey. He runs around beating up people, he is so strong he can kick Chuck Norris's ass up and down the block. Together they both run around swinging hatchets and being soopa villians. Theend.

When I Cry, If Ever
When I Cry, If Ever The tears roll down my face like millions of snowflakes in an avalanche. I cannot contain them for the life of me as they fall into my mouth and drip off my chin. I am consumed by the sadness my feelings heap over my heavy heart as my entire body is somehow weighed down. I'm sick with it. I'm not sure why I am even crying, but on this day, this thing...has killed a part of me, a part of all of us. I remember being little, having my teacher tell the class, "well...one of you ruined it for the rest of us". I remember the bitter feeling of being denied something; punishment for someone else's actions. It never cost anyone their life, maybe just a game of dodge ball at lunchtime recess. Not like this, not like how we paid...some of us our lives, the rest of us our humanity. That day, as it has pushed its memory's forward to this day as it took away that part of me that was compassionate, that part of me that was understanding, who avoided judgement and sough

Re: Strange Comet Lights Up The Evening Sky
RE: Strange Comet Lights Up The Evening Sky ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 25 Oct 2007, 11:10 thanksNibiruA Strange Comet Lights Up The Evening Sky BREAKING ASTRONOMY NEWSCOMET ALERTASTRONOMERS ARE BEWILDERED OVER A STRANGE COMET NOW APPEARING IN THE EVENING SKYAstronomers around the world agree, Comet 17P/Holmes is one of the strangest things ever to explode in the night sky. It's a comet, yet it looks like a planet with a golden core and a green atmosphere:Comet 17P/Holmes as Shown Below: Photo Gallery Chris Shur of Payson, Arizona, took this picture last night using his 12.5-inch telescope and a Canon XTi digital camera. "The comet was yellow and green, very bright in the viewfinder," he says.Yesterday, Comet Holmes shocked sky watchers with a spectacular eruption, brightening almost a million-fold from 17th to 2.5th magnitude in a matter of hours. The comet is now visible to the naked eye--even from light polluted cities--high in th

My Heart In You....
My heart it beats Deep inside you. That tingle you feel My breath upon you. Whispers sound like rain Echoing in your mind. Your hair, it's blown In the day's sunshine. What makes me love you Is what you give me. What makes you love me Is what's inside me. Hold back no longer What's burning inside. Hold you forever I did decide.

Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........

Whore
Whore... Youre a whore. You are a whore because you willingly set aside principles and personal integrity in order to obtain that which you want for purely selfish reasons. A whore because you are morally flexible when it suits you. A whore that seeks out attention and validation and reassurance at ever step around every corner you turn. You sleep with others who arent even at half of your level but you do it not just to do it, you compromise because you dont care enough to get what it is you truly want. Youve given up, cashed out, traded in but not up. When you were a child you dreamt of that which you always wanted to be, all that you ever wanted to have. You fanaticized of places you would visit and lovers you would have, goals you would reach and milestones you would pass. Yet all that has come and gone. Now your life is a summary of your failures and not of your accomplishments. You live based on what you do not have and what you did not do, rather than the contra.

Welcome Home Master......
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here. *Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?* *Yes Master...you are.* *Mmmmm..that's good.* *Shall I take your clothes, Master?* *I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.* *Right away, Master.* The room is full of steam as I enter....you are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe

People
ok this is for e1 who is sick of people talking shit about you..........im sick of the way e1 always says they are your friends and the have a knife in your back when you turn around.....people who say things that aren't true......im going through that right now....some guy says he sleept with me and i have not done that or would i ever do him.....so the peolple that talk shit need to stop....love me miss me.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Dear Men,
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A R

My Best Friend And More....
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful woman on here....she is my best friend in the world....she is sweet and kind and warm and generous and sexy and hot and beautiful and intelligent and passionate and thoughtful and thought provoking and considerate and loves me for who I am and lets me love her in return. In short....she just may be my soul mate (if such a thing exists). Maybe fate brought us together...maybe the stars aligned just so. Life comes at ya fast...(I think I heard that in a movie once). hehe If you find someone as special as Cassie...hold onto her or him. Take the good with the bad, and you just may be surprised by just how good of a chance encounter you have made. If there's a ghost of a chance, a true friend will find you. I love you Cassie Doll....you blow me away....more with every passing day. Lean on me when you need to...I can hold you just fine. Muah! baby.

His Triumph
His Triumph Dark clouds falling from a dampened sky Tainted air around, constricting such purity Obscuring haze, concealing a distorted reality Crashing waves fall while silently illuminated Afflicted blood flowing through hollow veins Lifeless emotions seducing an empty eternity Such turmoil and strife led by a blinded touch Wearing crocodile tears as if honest sincerity Constant chastising words, corrupted deception A life taken in vain, blackened truth revealed Forsaken bloodlines reappear, alleging innocence Years retired nothing said, only ignored existence Today laid to rest unable to protest their profanity Tears of loyalty fall from emerald windows of pain Siblings of different wombs, bonded infinitely Whispers turn to silence, words sharply cutting deep Shame quickly searched each defiled heart’s lining Birds sing their tune, grass slowly begins to sway Moment of truth now known, humiliation taking its toll His pain and suffering revealed, nothing l

Time Allows Fate To Begin
Crashing waves taking me under unable to get free Thunder breaking the silence I came to believe Lightening flashes beams striking blackened nights Winds swirling through my veins distorting my sight Drowning sorrow engulfs the tainted air I breathe Trickling water surrounds a destiny unable to conceive Thoughts of despair overwhelmed the angered sea within An infinite cycle racing in search of that without end Red stained floor bounded by bars of hatred ever more Freedom so far away a clouded memory my heart was torn Raging storms of ice began to settle into a darkened hole The anguish that lingers within becomes my very soul Tormented and confused I looked into your eyes that day That very moment eternity stood still waters calmly lay Silence came once more, and allowed the light to seep As the ice began to melt, dampened eyes unable to weep Given another chance my heart once again believed in love Taking this step of faith yet looking to God up above Whispering “TH

10/25/07 Mri
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)

Courtesy To Our Fallen
This really goes out to those in the military, who used to serve our country, been on a military installation, or anywhere where the flag of our great nation is raised and lowered on a daily basis. One question: Have ever ran inside a building, not stopped you vehicle, or just stopped and placed your hand over your heart, taken your hat off, or given a salute when the American flag was risen or lowered?? If you have, than shame on you. You are a disgrace as an American, if you can even call yourself one. Many of our nations finest sons, daughters, husbands, wives, grandchildren, and loved ones have payed the ultimate sacrifice to you, to our families, to our friends, and as well to me, to ensure that that flag is risen and lowered everday in freedom, in love, and in happiness. When you do not pay proper respect, you insult everyone who has died, puts their lives in harms way, and to the families of those who have made those sacrifices. If you are in the military and have

Slam
MY PENMENSHIP IS SIGNIFICANT,BUT THIS HERE IS RHYTMELESS MY MIND,MIND STARTS SLIPPIN THINKIN BOUT MOSES AND ARON THEN THINKIN BOUT AM I REALLY SUSPOSED TO BE CARING.MY MIND,MIND STARTS SLIPPPIN .I GOTTA SCREAM BLOODY MURDA JUST TO GET AN AUDIENCE TO LISTEN.MY MIND,MIND STARTS SLIPPIN,SLIPPIN,SLIPPIN,SLIPPIN,SLIPPIN.HA..PARDON THE INTERMISSION MY BRAIN IS SUFFERING FROM MORE POTENT GRASS ,THEY SAY ITS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BUT WHO IS THE LEADERS ON THE OTHER SIDE?ARE THEY PRO WAR OR PRO PEACE ?PRO ABOTION OR PRO LIFE?DO THEY SNORT OR USE A PIPE DO THEY WONDER IF TERROIST ARE GONNA STRIKE?.......... GASOLINE DREAMS IF I COULD SPARK A VISION I MAY DIE IN MY SLEEP.. THATS NOT SUICIDAL,SUICIDAL IS USING THE BIBLE TO BACK UP FALSE PROPHECIES.MAKIN MOCKORIES OUT OUT OF THE LORDS WORD .WILL THEY RESIDE IN FLAMES,ETERNAL DAMNATION LIKE THE SCRIPTURES SAY?OR WILL THEY GET THERE DAY TO REPENT?SHIT WE ALL GOIN TO HELL WE LET THE GAYS RUN THEWORLD.NO DISRESPECT BUT WHY CHOOSE A DUDE OVER A GIRL

When I'm Gone
"When I'm Gone" There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind...

Just Give Me A Minute
Just Give Me a Minute Just give me a minute.... Just give me a minute....to explain mom and dad See back in the day you gave me everything i had Accept a few things that were mine and mine alone My thoughts ...my love...and that which is my soul See i jumped off the road and hit another path Charted my own course and found a much better map I used to do everything just to make you proud, so you could be one of the crowd at your dinner parties talkin about your kids. Studied hard in school to show you what i could do... but with my grades....its not like anyone knew... but my only mistake...my only mistake was thinking it was for you.... These days i write rhytmes so you folks remember times when your life became yours you know like when you opened your eyes and oh look! to your supprise.... Nothing has changed..... accept you.... Baby....Baby please...just give me a minute...just give me a minute to explain what happened... see one da

Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume The wearing of costumes has become an important part of such holidays and festivals as Mardi Gras and Halloween (see Halloween costume for more information), and (to a lesser extent) people may also wear costumes in conjunction with other holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Mardi Gras costumes usually take the form of jesters and other fantasy characters, while Halloween costumes traditionally take the form of supernatural creatures such as ghosts, vampires, and angels. Christmas and Easter costumes typically portray mythical characters such as Santa Claus (by donning a santa suit and beard) or the Easter Bunny by putting on an animal costume. Costumes may serve to portray various other characters during secular holidays, such as an Uncle Sam costume worn on the Independence day for example Fantastic four halloween costume, fantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween costume, mrfantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween dress, m

The 2nd Alarm Hotties!!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At WishAFriend.com Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2

R.i.p. Bryan
Rest In PeaceRobert Bryan Minor1985-2006 He was riding his motorcycle. a drunk driver was speeding down Hurricane St. and Commerical here Franklin Indiana. When he was hit his body was throw 200 feet his body was found in a fucking corn field his bike was found in a ditch. He was headed back to Shawn's house when getting something to eat. Then the driver was speeding down the road didn't even bother to hit his brakes...Bryan tried stopping his bike turned with it's side facing the found of the car. The driver ran right into him. He tried fleeing the scene cops caught him 10 minutes away the only way he knew it was him was because his front end was smashed in and red paint all on the side. Which was.the colour of his bike.He was rushed to hospital. He had 2 broken legs, his right arm broken, the cervical nerves...the part of your spine conntected to your spine snapped, 3rd degree burns on his legs from where they touched the engine of his bike. The doctors said he had 20 minutes to

Mine Memories
I've sat down and tried to write All the thought and memories that come to me at night I know the thoughts are mine to forever keep But the years and the memories slowly creep Mountains of emotions; to climb so jagged and steep Emotions are the footholds of everyday Life Some are dull and unfeeling But others are vivid and sharp like a knife I hold many memories still mine to keep Tears from the faces I'd gaze I'd pretended to care so For really the thoughts and emotions Was lost in some silly commotion Were the words used to hurt merely in jest? Or poor judgement and bad taste Mine thoughts Clouded from visions from the past Smiles from the feelings of love I'd thought would last Like the wind would appear and disappear just as fast All is left is Thoughts and Memories! Thoughts of fear Memories of tears Michael Northcutt 30 Apr 05

Shake It
So today went to dance class omg i think i sweated off half my body lol...i forgot how intesne it is...anyways it was like riding a bike soo as i started... i was back in the flow of it...tooo much fun. But I had a crappy night!!! i should have never turned this thing on i was tired and grumpy but came to realize i need to grow up and take charge of my life and stop being so wishy washy ....anywho I lost myself along the way im sure it happens to people...but i really did. I pretty much have become the person i hate and thanx to someone who made that clear to me...i can start getting my life back in order cause damn it has been chaos and my kids see it... well i'm outta here i got stuff to do and i'm on a timer.... cows u laterz :)

R.i.p. 'sick' Shane
Rest In PeaceRaymond Shane Barnett1977 - 2007 Shane was reported missing and was found dead Thursday afternoon near the Gathering of The Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock Illinois. He died of a heat stroke. Having hollusination went to the hospital they never denied nor confirmed that he was a patient there. They released him knowing he wasn't well. Pisses me off cause he went missing shortly after the hospital. Cops didn't do shit to find him. Only friends and family bothered to search then found him dead.I can not post this enough when still people are unaware of the cruelties of life. Shane died way before his time, denied because of the way he was....who he was....he was a juggalo. People think just because someone has tattoos and piercings they don't deserve the fair treatment, which is bullshit. Shane was true to the very end. Best believe if I could change the world I fucking would. I don't wanna see anymore of my fucking homies going out like this. Losing Shane was enough and too muc

Angel Of Darkness
HERE I SIT ALONE IN MY ROOM THOUGHTS CLOUD MY HEAD FEELING THE TORTURE FROM WITHIN CONSUMED BY THE FEELING OF DREAD BEEN CAUGHT BY A SPELL CAST UPON ME AN ANGEL OF DARKNESS HAS TAKEN MY SOUL A BEAUTY FROM THE DEPTHS OF MADNESS THINK I'M LOSING CONTROL A WOMAN FULL OF PASSION AND DESIRE JET BLACK HAIR AND BIG DARK EYES KISSES BURN SCORCHING TOUCH FILL MY HEART WITH MISERY AND HEAD FULL OF LIES CRIMSON FLOWS AS I AM FULLY DEVOURED SHE'S NOT HAPPY TILL SHE GETS EVERY DROP KNOWING I AM DOOMED FOR GIVING IN SOMEHOW I JUST CANT STOP MY PRAYERS ARE IN VAIN MY CRIES UNHEARD THE WICKED LOVE THAT I HAVE MYSELF BETRAYED SIN AND REGRET TOTALLY WASH OVER ME BUT STILL, I KNOW FOR HER LOVE I AM HER SLAVE 10-25-07 JAY ROGERS

Confusion
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...

Okland Gardens Softball At Allypond
there is a softball game this sunday at one 2pm at ally pond park its a dirt field any that lives in queens is welcome to come and play ball for more info go to meetup.com look for okland gardens

Breast Wishes
PhotoWelcome to Breast Wishes Institute. One out of eight women are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Once diagnosed, I found that I wanted to know how others managed, what they learned, what they could share with me. I wanted useful records from those who had gone before me through the rigors of treatment. I craved knowledge from the pioneers, the fighters, the survivors. Breast Wishes Institute shares the information I looked for and had a hard time finding and learning. It has personal stories, told straight and to the point. It provides tips, tools, helpful recipes and household hints from other women about how they managed to survive the ordeal of breast cancer treatment. Please enjoy these tools, tips, recipes, and stories. I sincerely hope they will help you to prepare yourself for your medical journey and help your friends and family who are already on it. My wish for you is that you do not have to experience breast cancer, that you live a long and special life,

What More Can Ya Say??
Skwanker is a cross between a skank an a wanker!.....LMAO.......Damn,maybe that was a hermaphrodite!....lol....Anyhow,don't go f yourselves if I tell ya to just cause you can!....J/K.....Check ya laterz!

Childish People
Is it just me or are a lot of people revert back to the days of junior high and create a lot of unnecessary drama for everyone. I have met a lot of really AWSOME people on this site and people that I do call my REAL friends. But I have to say that there is ALOT of fuckin childish people on this site too. The ones who cry to people about you cause you don’t like them and then tell friends in common that I’m talking shit about them.….Well boo fuckin who Shell bell doesn’t like me…. GET OVER IT!! And then gets there friends to rate you a one….. Ya think that really bothers me? Hell fuckin no!! It cracks me up cause I’m still getting points/rates cause you have to be childish. It’s really fuckin funny to me. And then to top it all off I have lost a friend or some who I thought was my friend over all this. But oh well that’s their choice. But as for all the people who like to cause drama all I have to say is that karma is a BITCH!!

Re: Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers
RE: Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Oct 2007, 10:50 Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers For the second time in as many months a public appearance by former president Bill Clinton has been interrupted by 9/11 truth activists. According to a AP report, Clinton, appearing at the State Theater in downtown Minneapolis as part of a Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, was interrupted by a group of protesters campaigning for a new investigation into the 9/11 attacks. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/251007Clinton_heckled.htm

Men This Effects U Too !!!
Breast cancer in men This information is about breast cancer in men. It should ideally be read with our general information about breast cancer. Breast cancer in men Cancerous cells can develop in the small amount of breast tissue that men have behind their nipples. Breast cancer occurs much more commonly in women and fewer than 1 in 100 of breast cancers occur in men. In the UK, approximately 250 men are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Causes of breast cancer in men The cause of breast cancer in men is not completely understood, but some men seem to be at higher than average risk of developing the disease. This rare cancer most often occurs in men over the age of 60. It is more common in men who have: several close members of their family (male or female) who have had breast cancer, or a close relative diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts, or a relative diagnosed with breast cancer under the age of 40. Having several members of the family with

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, ' Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I r

Why Should I Be Sad??!
So here it is, my third wedding anniversary - a normal woman would be so happy to see that it has lasted this long....me - i don't even have a husband to spend it with. Its hard to believe that he has been gone for 5 months now - this shit sucks - I try so hard not to cry and when i do cry all i ever hear from most everyone is "stop crying - its not doing you any good" or "crying isnt going to make him come back home" - NO SHIT retards....but a girl can still cry over the fact that her husband doesnt want anything to do with her anymore for reasons unknown. I mean....the best thing I got out of him leaving was my sister in law - I raise her and shes going to be 18 in just over a months time and then shes gonna be gone too. I mean...if it werent for me kicking my husband out I wouldnt have met the WONDERFUL people that I have met, I wouldnt have formed such close friendships with the few people that i have...maybe my life is just heading in another direction now - new doors opening,

My Life In Simple Words
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!

Sometimes It Is Better To Receive Than To Give...
Well, WW has come and went again and this week it was my rear that received the assault! It was sort of a TT/WW combo being bound naked in a kneel…frogged and arms restrained with them out in front of me keep me kneeling. Who doesn’t love a forced bow? A wonderful new coiled rope gag was put in place. This one is larger than the last and is fastened behind my head at the base of the skull so that if the remainder is pulled taunt it pulled my jaw down and stretched my lips until they almost split open. A dildo…well you know where I am going with that! The tool was one of my absolute favorites. The big board, the plank, the weight plus the swing and oh have mercy!!! I took 340…first in sets of five each cheek and then switched it up to sets of ten. It was WONDERFUL! I wanted more. I always want more it seems. It was thought better of it as broken blood vessels popped up on my bottom! I am now sporting nice dark bruises on both butt cheeks and an intense itching when I sit alo

Little Known Facts
In France, the word "blog" is considered a deadly insult, equivalent to the English "donkey-botherer". Bloggers have all the tasty goodness of traditional journalists with a third less of the actual content. In the 2004 publication, Webster's Dictionary listed the word "blogger" as meaning "an opening on the rear of the body through which feces are excreted." Although accurate, it was changed in response to bloggers signing Webster up for various animal porn subscriptions.

Memories
Building memories of the days gone bye. some sad, some happy, some that make you angry some you wished you could just forget. Memories that bring the tears memries that make you laugh. Memories will never be as good as if you were here. cause we could build memories sharing things together. Memories will mean so much more. Memories would mean so much more if i could share them with you. So many memories but yet so much pain. Memories are so special we can always remember things that will never be again. Memories of special moments memories of dreams that never came true, memories of friendships lost along the way. Memories of promises broken, of the laughter and the tears. Memories of childhood days. Memories that can never be forgot. Memories that are buried deep inside. Painful memories that we would rather leave behind and not remember at all. Memories of days gone bye. Memories are special but would mean so much more if i could build memories with you

So Yeah Its My Birthday
I am 25 today. Yes its the 25th of October. I live with my roommate in a fabulous appartment, but sadly i have to work tonight, and tomarrow and the next night as well. No time to celebrate i suppose. Oh well, there is always next year.

Gun Control As It Should Be
Shooting in Butte, Montana Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the stre

.nothing.
monkey is watchin some crap called hip hop harry. dun ask me. iunno. when i tried to change the channel... she screamed at me. today is...bombin the garage... n going to flagstaff while the bomb does its thing. but before that...yoga-lates. cuz im addicted. ha. *watches weirdo person roll around on tv* ive really got nothing of importance to say. so i think ima just stop typing now. peace'd

What A Relief...
If you read the last blog you'll understand this one. By best friend called last night, the one who's guy was lying to her for over 2 years, and after some thinking and sorting, she's (1) hurt, but doing ok, (2) will not be back on fubar but her and I will be talking every single day, at least twice, and (3) she's going to put this guy through living hell for a while, then dump him. Nothing like a woman scourned to learn an entire new meaning for the word "pain". lol I'm so relieved, I have a throbbing headache from the release of stress, but I don't mind. Now if only the second one would do the same. I know she has realized there is something not right, so why can't she just cut the strings before it gets too hard to? Oh well, I guess it'll take time for her as well.

Killer Hummingbirds
I enjoy watching hummingbirds come to the feeders I have hanging on my front porch. And I do get quite alot of them stopping by to enjoy the red nectar. Notice if you will I said "red" nectar... :) Our pu is red.. and being it is so hot , I leave it parked with the windows down during the day. One particular day tho I needed to make a run to the grocery store and hopped into the dodge. As I was buckling myself up and putting in the key to start the pu up; I heard a strange noise in backseat. As I turned my head ever so slowly to the right to see what was in the backseat, thinking that my teenager had put something in back to startle me.. yes he loves to startle me, no wonder I am so gray headed, lol but we are getting off track here. I see out of the corner of my eye, something fluttering against the side window, it was one of the hummingbirds, wanting out, now my side windows on the pickup even tho are open are not big enough for the bird to escape.. As I reach

Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit

Pretty Lady Scores
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You Know What's Sad?
This is a bummer... But... No one has a crush on me! I feel loved lol... meh, anyways... i'm going to go back to work and get yelled at all day for the lack of ability for the warehouse to send stuff to customers.

Listen To My Heart Beat
Listen to my heart beat, Listen to my tears, Listen to rain fall, and know that my heart is breaking, and the tears are falling. You are having such a hard time dealing with life, you want to end it all. Listen to my heart beat, because you will hear the pain the missing beats, that say i wish i could be there for you. Like a drum beat, you can hear the missing beat. I love you and wish i could be there to hold your hand. You want to give up, quit trying know that i will always be there in spirit and soul. I want so bad to be there, but distance keeps us seperated, but it doesnt change the way i feel. I care and i love you, dont give up my friend. Listen to my heart beat know that you are there deep within my heart. Know that our friendship is very special. and to have to say goodbye would tare me into a million little pieces. So listen to my heart beat and always know that is where you will be forever my friend. I will never be that far away. Listen t

Grandma/nana, Memaw
Am so excited about becoming a grandmom in April.. I have been knitting like crazy. Looking at baby clothes, diaper bags, strollers, and all that for a baby.. I found a cute pair of newborn tennis shoes, thankfully the coloring was neutral so they can be worn by either a girl or boy. :) Saw the ultrasound, but couldn't tell if we will be blessed with a girl or boy. I don't care as long as baby is healthy. I am a Grandma in Training, giggles.

Any Ideas?
ok people now i know there a lotta talented people here in fubar when it comes to arty things i just wanna know does anyone know how to take something out of a pic so that the main image is the same but just without a certain background basically this pic here it has people in the background in hot air balloons and i was told it would look better without them in thier any ideas as to how i can remove them with out ruining the whole pic any feedback would be much appreciated

Stairway To Heaven
I'VE COME ACCUSTOM TO THE FEELIN THAT SENT MOSES ACCROSS THE NILE.I WONDER IF JESUS IS COMMIN' BACK OR IF SATANS THE POSTER CHILD?QUESTIONS UNANSWERED,I WONDER WHY THEY CAN CLONE HUMAN CELLS BUT CANT SUFFICATE CANCER,I MIGHT BE GETTING BESIDES MY SELF NO REALLY IM DEALIN WITH ANGER ,I WONDER IF WE WOULD OF KNEW MALCOM AS MALCOM UNKNOWN HE HE NEVER GRACED THE CLANKER. I WONDER WOULD THE WORLD BE THE SAME IF MUHAMMED NEVER FORCED THE DESISION,ISLAM OR DEATH HOW COULD YOU FORCE A RELIGION? I WONDER IF THE CIVIL WAR WAS ABOUT MINORITY LIVING OR WAS IT CUZ THE NORTHERNERS WASNT GETTIN MONEY OFF THE SLAVERY BUSINESS .......I WONDER............I WONDER WHY PEOPLE BORN TO BE RICH AND IT FEEL LIKE IM LIVIN TO DIE ?I DONT LIKE REMEMBERIN WHEN WE WAS COLORED IM TRYIN TO KEEP MY EYES ON THE PRIZE. I WONDER IF HEAVEN GOT A GHETTO CUZ IM READY TONIGHT IF I DONT MAKE IT I'LL BE GOOD NIGGA TOSS ME SOME ICE .

Confidence
How To Achieve Inner Marriage (going forward I will refer to this as self-love) Self love requires confidence, like, esteem, acceptance, and respect for who you are. The acronym CLEAR becomes apparent when looking at self-love, and needs investigating as it is crucial to the process of becoming whole. C-onfidence L-ike E-steem A-cceptance R-espect

Simple Sex Scenes By Me
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back

Friends And The Internet
Okedokee folks, it's time for me to unload here. Not because I intend to share dirty laundry with the whole damn world, but exactly the GD opposite! You see this place is a global public forum. Friggin pygmies in Borneo sittin' in a hut with a satellite dish and bike-driven generators are currently lookin' at your naked asses, listening to your tunes and reading your personal thoughts! Get a damn grip! This place is for meeting new friends, new lovers and entertainment, not a damn sniping tool to leave hit and run bashes or exercise personal vendettas! If you really want to meet and more importantly KEEP your friends then discuss problems in person or at least over a freaking phone for Chrissakes! Only shallow-assed weekend friends post private issues!

Life And Love
well were do i start life sucks and love is no where to be found why why can't someone love me for who i am not whats between my legs or how much money i have why can't life be so much easier then is is right now

Time To Fight
Time To Fight Time to fight the pain and the tears. Time to hang on to what i believe in. Time to take your hand and say thank you, for caring. Time to fight for you my friend, time to let you know that i really do care. Time to say thanks for being my friend. Time to fight to find the answers that lie behind hidden walls. Time to fight for you my friend, time to wipe away your tears my friend. Time to be the friend i was always meant to be. Srry i couldnt be there when you needed me the most. Time to fight for you my friend, to let you know that i love you and time and distance wont ever change that. Time to fight for you my friend, to let you know that you will be ok, that things will get better for you. Time to fight my friend, life is tough but i am here if you ever need me. Time to fight the tears my friend, cause things will work out. Time to fight for you my friend cause i will always be there to pick you up. Just look beside you my friend i will be

$100
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Thank You
I get a call the other day. My father was in the hospital again. He is in his 70's so to go for a minor issue is common. But As we were talking I could hear in his voice that he could not talk. He told me how he could not swallow or keep down food. They would do a biopsy and see if it is anything. Two days later he called with the results. Yes it was cancer. We do not know how bad it is but as we all know it is never good. I am thousands of miles away and can not be there with him. Thank god for his new wife. SHe will take good care of him i know that. But it made me think that I never did think him. Thank him for what. Well here is the list. Thank you for teaching me to ride a bike. Even when i fel you picked me up kissed my wounds and we tried again. Thank you for the many years of sacrafice so that me and Liz could have great birthdays and christmas's Thank you for giving me a wonderful home. Thank you for teaching me to play baseball. Thank yo

Laugh Out Loud
A woman in her 50's is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while then asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says not only am I healthy, but I have breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 53-year old ass?" She replied, "Your name never came up."

Did You Know ????(probably Not)
.tfel ot thgir morf nettirw si werbeH taht? ... that the mystery of the missing milk was a mystery that dominated newspaper headlines and became one of the greatest conspiracy theories of 1995? It remains unsolved with literally tens of police officers working on the case daily. ... that Bill Nye is standing behind you about to scream, "Now you know!"? ...that the basic problem that the RIAA has in protecting its property is that after people have bought music, they can actually listen to it? ...that death is but a doorway? ...that time is but a window? ...that I'll be back? ...that my cousin's osteopath knows this guy, right, who like totally met some guy who saw the studio that the fake moon landing was filmed in? ...that Mr. Tambourine Man won't take another Bob Dylan request?

What A Workout!
I am sitting here sweating, red faced and very hot. No, it wasn't from sex! I had such a good workout on the treadmill. Walking and running. I always have to cool down before getting in the shower or else I just don't seem to cool down. I know, I know...take a cool shower. But, I can't! I feel so much better today! My neck was really hurting bad yesterday and I mad an appointment to see the doctor again tomorrow and he will sign me up for physical therapy. i am sure that is what I need to help it. So glad you are back home safe love and thank you for sending me the text to let me know you were home. It made me feel loved and special. I need to get in the shower. Badly! I am so sweaty. It is a good thing. I have not been in this good of shape and felt this good in years! Probably 8 years. That is a long ass time! My son did not pass his drivers written exam yesterday and he was quite disappointed. Very upset. He can try again next week. I looked at the

Rules To Live By
4 Rules to Live By This is all you need to practice in order to find your way... to your self, to love, to your soul mate, and to your destiny. These are also known as the 4 rules of negotiation or peace making, and can be applied to ANY relationship or situation to bring about the highest good for all concerned, ALWAYS. Be present Listen Tell the truth Release attachment to the outcome Explanation: To be present you must show up. You must be willing to participate in the solution. To listen is to HEAR what is being said by the other person. If you are too busy thinking about what you think you need to say next, in order to make things go your way, you are not listening. You are only paying attention to your own thoughts. You are not being present, and are not participating in the solution. To tell the truth is to communicate how you REALLY feel at a heart (soul) level, regardless of what may or may not happen. The truth will set you free. If

A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo

If He Can Flipflop On This, What Else Would He Flip Flop On?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/25/2007-10-25_in_july_rudy_giuliani_swore_he_would_nev-2.html Maybe the Devil made him do it. Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani declared himself a Red Sox fan on Tuesday, but as recently as last summer he vowed never to trade his Yankee soul to the Sox - even for the White House. Last July, The Providence Journal asked the former mayor this fateful question: If the Devil said you can be President if you become a Red Sox fan, would you do it? "I'm a Yankee fan," Giuliani replied then. "I always believe it's a sign of my being straight with people, about not wanting to fool them, that I was one of the first mayors to be willing to say I was a Yankee fan." He went on to say he had "great respect" for true Red Sox fans, but as for becoming a Red Sox cheerleader in a Devil's bargain, "Probably that's a deal I could not make," he said. Giuliani sounded a different note on Tuesday as he stumped through New Hampshire, a loyal provi

Its Outrageous, A Buck A Ticket!!!
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Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window. You hadn't noticed it was open as you headed for the shower. He's tall and lanky...yet muscular. He sails across the room and catches your scent on the air. He was right... you are home tonight. His feet make no sound as he steps closer to your bathroom door. It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was coming tonight?*....are you waiting for him as he slides inside the steam filled room? *What's that feeling in my chest?....why am I nervous?....they always tremble at my presence.* His heart races as he steps closer to the tub...he's never felt this way before....not on a hunt. He wants your flesh....needs your life's juice...yet he is the one shaking........... He stumbles back in hesitation. Out of the room her slips, running square into the door on his way. Spinning around he slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy he had has drained from him. Lifting his head he sees her.....stretching one long sultry leg and t

My Friend Lc Wrote This For Me
lc: lay you bak on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back

Lmao...tell Me Why
Ok, can someone tell me why half the people on here older than me act like they back in High School with their childish actions? I just don't get it honestly. I can see the BS and the crying and whining coming from most of the young prissy ass "I'm better than you are" type of humans up on this site and I just ignore those people (I mean dam if you can't handle internet drama without crying your stupid ass off, then lawd knows what you do when you encounter REAL drama in real life) but can the adults that are older than me...act like they are older and mature adults? I just don't understand what the major problem is...are your lives that boring and non-existant that you must boo hoo over Fubar shit? There's hatred everywhere and especially on here, and it's probably cause you pretending to be someone you really aint, but either way...GET OVER IT and move on!

New To Fubar
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting old.....lol. Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby

How To Love Somebody
How to Love Somebody There is no definite way of loving, but here are some tips. Remember that love should be based on a healthy friendship first. Almost all relationships based solely on pure infatuation or lust crumble fast. [edit]Steps Love is an action not a feeling. Your love for someone is defined by what you do for them and how they change the things that you do for yourself. Listen. Take time to understand their thoughts, their worries, their concerns, their opinions. What's a real relationship without the effort of understanding each other? And when listening, don't interrupt. Be kind and light-hearted. Don't be a drama king/queen by saying things like "If I didn't have you, I'd kill myself" or anything like that. Use common sense; don't scare the heck out of your lover. Cheer the other person up when they're feeling down. Be sensitive to their feelings. Spend time together. Have special intentions for each other... it should come naturally. If you start getting sick

Elusive Dreams.........oh And One Joke
I crawled into my bed last night, alone. Alone with my thoughts. The covers so cool and soft. The sound of the waves crashing in and out, lulling me to another place. The candlelight flickering on the walls and ceiling, like fingers motioning me to come. I imagined all sorts of things. I hugged my pillow close, imagining you were there. I could still smell "us", on the sheets, from yesterday. It was as if you were really there. As I drifted off, thinking of what was , I felt your arms around me, keeping me safe. Your breath so warm on my neck and your lips softly kissing. Our legs were entwined as we slipped off to "our" special place. Another place, another time. As the flames beckoned me closer and closer I was drawn into another realm. I ran my hands over my breast and down my stomach. It was you. You were there. My nipples were hard and my breathing was growing deeper. I could see your face, those eyes that say it all. I heard you whisper my name, I felt you reach between m

Who Has The Hottes Under Boob Shots??
I'm currently in the running for the Philly's Hottest Underboob:) so please do sign up to be a VIP which cost nothing and vote for your girl Tara Lynn!!! link for my pics: http://www.wmmr.com/gallery/album110?page=3 Philly's Hottest Underboob pics home pg: http://www.wmmr.com Wmmr Home pg thank you xoxoxoxoxox

Check Out My Blog...lottsss Of Hotties To Choice From , But I Hope You Pick Meeee!! :)thanks I Need The Help!
Hi My Fubar Friends, I am currently in Gentworld’s bikini model contest @(www.gentworld.com) and this will be the 3rd time around running for this contest!! I’m in the running for Miss December. I really would like to win it this time b/c I think this will be my last chance to do so….So I turn to you again in hopes that you will vote me to win this one!! And that you will take the time to register and vote or at least throw a vote my way daily:) IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, PLUS IF YOU REGISTER AND I WIN YOU ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A VACATION PACKAGE TOO!!! AND YOU WON’T GET ANY SPAM OR JUNK MAIL IF YOU JOIN. AND YOU CAN VOTE DAILY...SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE...I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT:-) THANK YOU XOXO http://www.gentworld.com/monthly_contest.shtm Click the pic

Wet Dream (song Lyrics)
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta (written by Biff Manard) It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year; I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar. A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins. I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.) Chorus: Think I had a wet dream, cruisin' through the Gulf stream. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wet dream. Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar; he poured the usual: Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on p

I'm Dropping Fubar
I'll be leaving Fubar so if you want to stay in touch and chat awhile leave me a message and we can work it out. 3 days left on my VIP, then I'm out of here. I came to make friends and made some really special ones, but most are just here to LVL, " Help me LVL, FAN ME , RATE ME" bahhh

The Zipper
The Zipper In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently o

I Love My Job!
I Love My Job! The Lost Dr Seuss Poem I love my job, I love the pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, she is the best! I love her boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, And piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is really swell, There's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers. I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while. I'm happy to be here. I am. I am. I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores. I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!

Omg
,,,for me it shows the need for God not Church,,,I ask the members in charge ,,,which side are they on ? Whom as the right to prevent compassion ? What if God built a barricade to keep you out ? Controversy Over Church Putting Up Barricade To Block Cat Feeders Posted in: News for Cats, Dogs & Owners, National Dog, Cat & Pet Info, Cats It’s a battle between cats and St. Jude Catholic Church in Tequesta, Florida. For years, parishioners have been feeding the cats that live behind the church. For many, they thought it was their calling to take care of the 25 cats and leave food for them. But that all recently changed. After getting complaints from a neighboring condo, the church built a 6-foot-high chain-link fence to prevent the cats from reaching the cat feeders. The church also said they wanted to keep the cats off the fenced-in property. Some animal-loving parishioners are frustrated over how the church has handled the situation and that the church has prevented t

In Need Help!!!
EVERYONE I NEEED LOTS OF HELP HERE I AM IN A CONTEST FOR THE FIRST TIME ON HERE AND I NEVER ASK ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING THIS IS THE ONE TIME I AM ASKING FOR FRIENDS TO HELP ME OUT I AM LIKE IN 6TH PLACE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO AT LEAST MAKE SECOND OR THIRD I WOULD APPRICIATE THE HELP...........I HOPE MY FRIENDS SHOW THERE FUBAR LOVE!!!

Prayers For Dholts- Love You
YOU ARE A GREAT GUY AND IM GLAD WE ARE FRIENDS AND YOU ARE MY BROTHER LOVE YOU Courtesy of MsTags.com imikimi - Customize Your World Courtesy of MsTags.com imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World Courtesy of MsTags.comDHoltStingray* Where did summer go?@ fubar STOP AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND PRAYERS HE HASNT BEEN FEELING GOOD AND IS HAVING TESTS DONE TO SEE WHY SO REMEMBER DHOLTS IN OUR PRAYERS

To Love Somebody Bee Gees Lyrics
There's a light A certain kind of light That never shone on me I want my life to lived with you Lived with you There's a way everybody say To do each and every little thing But what does it bring If I ain't got you, ain't got ? You don't know what it's like, baby You don't know what it's like To love somebody To love somebody To love somebody The way I love you There's brain I see your face again I know my frame of mind You ain't got to be so blind And I'm blind, so very blind I'm a man, can't you see What I am I live and breathe for you But what good does it do If I ain't got you, ain't got ?

Men And Women
1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS A

Dj Bulletin, In Case You Don't Have Em Turned On
COME GET IT ON WITH DJ KARE!! SHE'S ROCKIN THE TUNES IN 2 LOUNGES: VIRGO'S AND EXTREME 'X'!! THE ONLY PLACES YOU CAN PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR AND GIT YER FLIRT ON AT THE SAME TIME!! CLICK THE VIRGO'S TAG TO ENTER THE FLIRT ZONE, OR THE EXTREME 'X' TAG TO PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!

Thoughts
Michelle, Thoughts of you run through my head, like visions of pure desire. You amaze me, astound me, always take me places ever higher. Always reaching, wanting more. To always be there, never bored. Basking in your love, and you in mine. To have you near is so divine. Your touch, your kiss, your luscious essence. I love to drink you all in, just being in your presence. No other do I want, of this you can be sure. You are my life, you are my world. All my love, For now, and forever, Michael

Prospect Of Adventure 1
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then dow

Who's Doing The Work?
SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK? The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Worried
Have you ever bought something on Ebay? Or just online in general? I bought something on ebay last week 7days ago an it has not gotten here yet. An im fuckin frustrated as hell. I mean wtf the seller only lived like 2states over. Im just woundering if they con'd me an just took my money an ran. I mean I have bought things online ALOT over my internet yearsbut nothing that has taken this long. Im gunna wait one more day if it dont get here im gunn report it. There got the frustration out i feel better now.. A LIL BETTER!!

Its Official
Ok I now delare today as lets have a go at me day as well as lets give him a wide berth day also......yeah just for the record...just so you all know....right now I am that darn low......yeah I am having a real bad day today so please don't take it personal...I guess I am kinda deserving what is happening to me right now so hey bully for me.................you know its amazing just how things can turn around on just one word...wrong thing said at the wrong time and bang its all gone...so please forgive me if I kinda feel sorry for myself for a while.....just sucking on lemons right now and you never know...GOOD old Pete may just be back in a few days.......................... HUMMMMMMMMMMMM ain't life just fine and dandy

You Are Mine
You are mine I know heads turn as you walk by Men secretly admire the fullness of your womanly hips That delight me so That are mine to clutch in lust, as I revel in your surrender I have aroused you, the evening has passed well, The flirting, the touches, the sweet words I know you are in the mood and your lissome body will be mine to have tonight I have caressed and kissed deep, There is the flush on your nose as you lie limp You readily let me undress you, biting, kneading, scratching, slapping, Your thighs part readily, but I keep away from the core, As you clutch and tug at my erection I whisper a hot story And you are openly panting and moaning I speak of another imaginary lover having you, and you are still But the moans are restless I bring relief Touching the slick hot swollen area that you hide, thighs together But now wantonly offering for my touch, And you come quick and hard like a man clutching buttocks Rock hard convulsing I join you now, the pleasu

Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.

Someday Soon
I want to escape. jump from a place of suffocation and misery. Lose myself within the rain and never look back again. Dive from these heights and fall to grace within your arms. These tears that fall. invisible. no one tastes them but me. Soon. whispers of someday. maybe some way. soon. Lifeless eyes glaring at me soulless claws reach for me in the depths of my delusional nightmares. bruises around my wrists, legs, heart. Delusion??? Then how is it this is real??? Pain! Is very real! My plan. to jump from hell. and fall into the arms of heaven. Soon.

Truckers Full Throttle
I created a lounge awhile back for truckers. Never did anything with it really. I was hoping some would join, so I'm going to post a blog and try and get it promoted. The lounge was created for my husband, used to do OTR and found a job at home working for FedEx. He loved the trucking life and it's still a part of him. So we invite all who are truckers to come join and help us get the lounge out there for other truckers to join. Thanks. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=5564 Let me know if the link doesn't work.

So Long And Farewell
I'm not a very open person by nature, but for this blog I will do my best. I first want to thank everyone I've met and especially to those whom I became friendly with. Due to some VERY unfortunate things that took place the last day or so, I will be deleting and leaving Fubar by the end of the day. The last few days I became relatively close to someone who I felt a kinship with and who I qucikly began having feeling for. BUT that wasn't enough for SOME people to respect or appreciate, and for that I am sorry. I came here awhile back because I was told it was MUCH different than other places I was a member of, but sadly, it turns out, it is identical to those other place. LOVE, HATE, JEALOUSY, INSTABILITY among other things run rampant here as well. I've left other places for those same reasons, and since I've found, in the last day or so, those issues exist here as well. I've decided, today is my last day here. To that ONE special person, I am sorry for any pain I may have

Thank God My Work Week Is Over!
Been workin like a dog bakin bread for 7 days straight just to get 3 off an be with my Mels!....Love that woman!....Gonna spend the weekend with her an do a Halloween costume party on Saturday....Gotta say it's been well worth the trouble......lol....Finally a lil R&R!...AHHHH!

Ok Damn It
Those of you who know me know it takes quite a bit to get me bent ... I am not stupid I know "some" people are on here and in life looking to HOOK up.. I however am NOT ....I am the happiest divorced single Mom you will find .. I have control of my life and me for the first time in my 35 years on this earth, not making any plans to change that until someone real sparkling and different and sweet comes my way. If it happens it does if not ... oh well... gonna take alot to convince this southern gal. I am not gonna just hook up and FUCK...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I dont get why when you tell someone NO NO NO FUCKIN NO .. they just keep on ... Dont patronize me ...and for gooddness sakes get some dignity and dont beg.. ewwwww... That is really sad to me. Why people make you get mean...GRRRRRR I am a genuinely nice person but if ya tread on me and push me ... BEWARE~ Not a threat a a solemn promise.. I am here for friends and have found someone special here but .... it

Contest Updates
Contest Updates!!!!!! These Special People Want Help In Their Contests So Please Help Them With Rates, Comments and More Comments!! Starry (needs Help now) **Legal** (has a small lead) Lucy (needs 25k...10k more) Lovelyn (has a comfortable lead)

Secret #3
If you looked at my pics.. you know I have a 6 year old daughter, Skylar. She is really looking forward to Trick-or-treat BUT I have to get my sister to take her and lock myself in the house because I have --- this is insane--Coulrophobia!! Also known as a fear of CLOWNS!!! Thats not the only one either!!Nanosophobia- fear of midgets AND ugh- cant believe Im sharing this shit-Squirrels... I LOVE horror movies-- love being scared and all that crazy stuff- hell, im going to school to be a mortician....but somethin' about them makes me CRAZY-SCARED!!! LOL

Video For Stay By Sugarland
I was sitting here last night and had the TV turned on the music channel. This song came on and I had to get up to see who the Artist was and the name of the song. It hit really close to home and I honestly sat here with tears streaming down my face listening to this song. I just wanted to share it because it really does fit my life right now. Hope ya'll like it.

Injured Diana Spoke, Witness Says
Injured Diana spoke, witness says Last Updated: Thursday, 25 October 2007, 14:50 GMT 15:50 UK E-mail this to a friend Printable version Injured Diana spoke, witness says Witnesses said photographers gathered round the wreckage Princess Diana repeated the words "oh, my God" as she lay hurt in car wreckage while photographers took pictures, a witness has told her inquest. Volunteer firefighter Damian Dalby said he ran towards the smoking car to try to help. He said he was not hampered by the handful of photographers gathered. Another witness said he heard a photographer shout "she's alive". Diana, her companion Dodi Al Fayed, and driver Henri Paul died as a result of the Paris crash on 31 August, 1997. Mr Dalby, appearing at the London inquest via videolink from Paris, said: "There was smoke emanating from the vehicle. I wanted to stop the battery but I couldn't." Camera flashes The car's rear, right hand side door was open, and a photogra

Something
so I have just found out that even after only getting like a few hours of sleep coffee is still my best friend. I have been coffeeless for about a month now and it SUCKS!! on the other hand I have also realized how much laundry 3 people can g through in one month and it doesn't look pretty....*sighs* I'm desgenated house bitch for laundry such fun....NOT!! well as i stand here in te kitchen drinking my coffee and eating a waffle I think about the fact halo 3 is in the other room calling my name but i am resisting the erge to go play.... atleast until later I have a co-op campaign going on with my roomate and he is now joking on me because of gears of war. We were doing a co-op game and it was my first time playing and I finally killed something so I said "Woot i finally killed it yes!" and he made a picture about it but we were the characters and i said what i said and he said "Finally after how many tries" I will admit the picture was funny as hell because it was all true well guess I

Going Away
So tomorrow morning I leave Texas and go back up to Missouri for a whole day. Sunday afternoon I fly out of there to go to Hawaii. Now this is a pretty big move for me and I am looking forward to it. I am going to be there for 3 years at Schofield Barracks. This is a fresh new start for me as I don't know many people over there. Sounds funny that a 29 year old would be worried about making new friends, fitting in and enjoying life right? Well it is not so uncommon. This is my first duty station with the Army and I am a little nervous about it. Who cares right I am being stationed in heaven. Well we shall see how this goes and I will probably post more about it and new pictures once I get there. Until then live life to the fullest and enjoy every second like it was your last on earth.

Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
I think some of these are the finniest things anyone has even said. "Use the window, Richard, that's what it's for!" What a nice way of calling someone a dick. LOL "That boah's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball". "That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!" He's so dumb, he thinks a pig pen is something to write with. That gal reminds me of the highway between Dallas and Ft. Worth -- no curves. This boy's as strong as an ox...and almost as smart. LMAO

Rapture
As I lay her naked, And close my eyes. Thoughts of you, Come to mind. I start to smell you, And feel your touch. I let my hands roam freely all over me. As they glide down my body, I feel the top of my soft warm mound. I spread my lips far apart, And a warm sweet wetness is what I find. I let my fingers work in and out, And thoughts of you are still abound. I can feel my tension begin to rise. As my body quivers, And I explode deep inside. Laying exhausted, Yet satisfied. From the raptures dance that I have with you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Cleavage
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests – breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, there’s really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isn’t all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your “girls” can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for “best breast etiquette”… When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clothing styles are

Update On My Cleaning Of List Here
I will be cleaning up my friends list.. to start off with I am removing all friends.. I will be going to my fans list and readding friends from there. If you are my fan you will be getting a friend request and at that time i will make sure i have you fanned and rated has well. I know this may piss a few of you off but hey this is my page do what you gotta do.. to those of you that stay thanks and lots of love. keep in mind i have 15,000+ fans it may be a few days before you see my request in your box again but you will get it if your on my fan list Update for today.. Wednesday~~~~~ Im out of Friend requests for the day. I will pick back up where i left off tomorrow. going to do some cleaning in my stash now. thanks for being understanding of my cleaning today. kisses Thursday update~~~~ today I got thru to fan# 14041 in that area. I did start at the end yesterday with readding. I will start again tomorrow

Shrimp Oreganata
ngredients: 2 cups FRENCH'S® French Fried Onions 4 tsp. lemon juice 3/4 tsp. dried oregano 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 1/2 lbs. jumbo shrimp, butterflied 2 tbsp. melted butter Directions 1. CRUSH French Fried Onions in plastic bag with hands or rolling pin. Add lemon juice, oregano and garlic; toss to combine. 2. ARRANGE shrimp in a greased baking dish. Spoon about 1 rounded tsp. crumb mixture into each butterflied shrimp. 3. DRIZZLE shrimp with butter. 4. BAKE at 400°F for 12 min. or until shrimp turn pink. Tips: To butterfly shrimp, split each shrimp lengthwise down the middle of the back but do not cut all the way through. Open shrimp flat to "butterfly". Use crumb mixture as a crunchy topping on tilapia or flounder fillets.

Crispy Mexican Chicken
Ingredients: 3 cups FRENCH'S® Cheddar or Original French Fried Onions, divided 4 tsp. chili powder 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves 1 egg, beaten 1/2 cup taco blend shredded cheese Directions 1. PLACE 2 cups French Fried Onions and chili powder in plastic bag. Lightly crush onions with hands or with rolling pin. 2. Dip chicken into egg; then firmly coat with seasoned onion crumbs. Place chicken on baking sheet. 3. BAKE chicken at 400°F for 20 min. or until no longer pink in center. Sprinkle with cheese and remaining onions. Let stand 2 min. until cheese softens.

Everything
I want to feel your breathe on my skin To feel your hands in my hair Your lips against mine To see your eyes as you look into mine I want to see you smile at me When I say something dorky Hear you laugh When I tell a joke I want you to hold me When it's cold And even when it's not I wanna feel your skin against mine As you touch me softly Caressing me To hear your voice say my name I want you to be there When my world comes crumbling down To hold me tightly Whisper everythings okay I want to feel you next to me in bed When we sleep I want to be there when you tell your friends "Yay..this is her..my everything..'' I want you to constantly make me smile Even when I feel like crying I just want you to be everything to me The one I can lean on When things get rough And even when they dont To spend hours on the phone with Even if we dont say anything Just to know you're there ready to listen I want to know Will you be my everything? I'm ready to be yours ba

Savory Pork Chops
Ingredients: 1 1/3 cups French's® Original or Cheddar French Fried Onions 4 (1/2-inch thick) bone-in or boneless pork chops 1 egg, beaten Directions 1. Place French Fried Onions into plastic bag. Lightly crush with hands or with rolling pin. 2. Dip pork chops into beaten egg; then coat in onion crumbs. Place pork chops on baking sheet. 3. Bake at 400°F for 20 minutes or until no longer pink in center. Tip: Add 1/4 tsp. each garlic powder and thyme leaves to onion crumbs. Proceed as above.

Twisted
My soul is twisted and writhing in pain. Locked behind the facade of well being that is put on for the rest of the world. For a few brief shining moments you held me to your chest. I expelled the breath I had not realized I was holding. My eyes flutter closed and my lips part waiting to taste your lips against mine. As they brush across, there is a feeling of vertigo. My eyes fly open and my hands flail to catch myself from falling. I cannot, once again it is to late. I search to find you and once more I am floundering. My feet leaving prints of blood from the bleeding of my heart. Faintly in the distance I can hear your heart calling to mine. How I wish to find the breaks and patch them. To make things how they should be.

The Never Ending Contest
My first contest entry is still going on. Dawn has decided to let it go to 50k comments. I am sitting at almost 36k currently. If you have the time please, stop by, rate and drop a few comments for me. Here is the link: And if someone would like to make this a bulletin, I would appreciate it.

Jezebel Tempting As Fine Art
If you want your own piece of Jezebel Tempting as art... then you need to go check out this place. If you go to www.lifestyleimages.org then click the Galleries button on the left then click through the age statement then finally click the fetish button, you'll see the galleries with Jezebel Tempting images on them.

Come See The Newest & Hottest Place To Be. You'l Lfind Me -buc In There. Come Help Me Kick Some Ass.
COME CHECK OUT MY LOUNGE LADYMEL'S SEXY SPOT LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HELP RUN IT WITH ME BARTENDERS,GREETERS,MANAGER, ASST MANAGER,ENFORCERS,AND SO ON AND SO FORTH SO IF U WANNA HELP MY LOUNGE OUT PLEASE HIT ME UP IN SHOUTBOXOR ADD ME TO YAHOO @ LADYMEL2626 THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50282 LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!!! AND ALSO I MUST NOT FORGET MY LOUNGE IS POWERED BY THE WONDERFUL HOT ROCKS THAT I ALSO WORK FOR SO IM HOPING YALL COME HELP ME OUT!!! (repost of original by '~*~DJ LADY MEL~*~Fubar Wife to D-Dog and Head Promoter for Abyss Radio' on '2007-10-25 10:03:47')

The Cabin
It's a beautiful summer evening, the sky is clear, the moon is full. You can see the stars as they stretch out across the landscape. We have finally decided the time is right to meet. We've talked and written over the months all the while the anticipation building.; I want everything to be just right, want you to be pleased, want this to be a weekend that neither of us will forget, the first of many, hopefully to come. We've made arrangements to meet at a cabin along a small lake. the cabin is right along the water but still secluded, surrounded by tall, full trees. The wall facing the lake is full of window, there's a fireplace on the opposite side of the room. Out front there is a spa, a swing that seats 2 & hangs on the porch. The time is approaching for us to meet, I arrive first, parking up the hill and walking down. I place candles that I brought throught out the cabin. I glance over and there's only a few more minutes until you are supposed to arrive. I am getting butterflies at

Having Too Many Friends
SO WHUT IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PPL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUTON ME. WELL THATS NOT WHUT HAPPENED. SHE CAME OVER TO MY WORK, ASKED ME TO GET ON MY SPACE,SHE BEGAN GOING THROUGH MY INBOX. IN IT THERE WAS EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE AND EX GIRLFRIEND. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SAID. AND IT'S NOT. THE EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE READ ONLY ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEE MY KIDS AND WHEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM NEW CLOTHS, SHIT LIKE THAT. NOTHING LIKE I WANNA SEE U OR LIKE THAT. AND THEN MY EX GIRL, STUPID THINGS SHE WOULD RIGHT LIKE HOW I WAS & SHIT LIKE THAT, I MEAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES SHE HAS A MAN ALREADY. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY SHE IS LEAVING ME IS BCUZ I LIED TO HER ABOUT TALKING TO MY EX WIFE ! I DIDN'T REALLY LIE CUZ I WASN'T TALKING TO HER, I JUST SIMPLY READ THE MAILS AND FORGOT TO ERASE THEM. SHE IS THE 1 REQUESTING THIS AND THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLCRAP OVER AND OVER . AND MY GIRL KNEW THAT ALREADY SO WHY TELL HER SUMTHING SHE ALREADY KNEW RIGHT. SO YEAH NOW S

Re: Endgame: Elite's Blueprint For Global Enslavement Exposed
RE: Endgame: Elite's Blueprint For Global Enslavement Exposed ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 25 Oct 2007, 08:04 Endgame: Elite's Blueprint For Global Enslavement Exposed The waiting is over, the anticipation can now finally be realized - Alex Jones' End Game is here and its arrival heralds a new salvo in the infowar, a fresh new insight into understanding what the long term plans of the elite really are and why the future destiny of humanity could be won or lost within our lifetimes. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/251007_end_game.htm

Poetry
Oh where do I start? Life's not all its cracked up to be kids...or rather...love isnt. It's intoxicating yes...to be able to pour your entirety into another human being and be dedicated to him/her without a second thought can become a driving force in your life. But what happens when things change? Well...remember that its only in the end that you start thinking about the beginning..if you can avoid an end...*wish* With that being said here's some POETRY FOR THOUGHT... Goodbye is never easy, even when its needed... We delay, we lie, we tell ourselves it will be okay But how can that be true when your life, your love can't stay? What's best isnt always wanted... most of the time its ignored, because our false sense of hope keeps us hanging on Healing...the painful burn that turns into the scar that reminds us of our past... forgotten but never gone. Walls go up and some will fall only to be put up again Until life send us that "one".. and only that one will ge

Pretty Please With Sugar...
I could really use some help in this giveaway... 95,000 comments is alot :) I'll do my best to try and return everything that you do :) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Thanks so much:) This nice lady is in a contest for a HH and could use some help too :) And all though this is the same giveaway i'm in this lady haas been dropping comments on me and i'd really like to help her out as well :D Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

October 25, 2007.
Secret Revealed Once upon a time a man he might have been, before he slipped into such a state of sin. Lustful jealously and obsession in his heart, he's gone astray in his unique works of art. In his unwelcome life routine depresses him, since losing love his friends he does trim. Feeling cheated he swears vengeance on God, solitude laughs at his sanity and does prod. With no grasp of reality or simple fantasy, his emotions mix stealing away his ecstacy. So easily he could award himself a new start, the love he won't let go of tears him apart. He writes an ample amount about depression, deep down inside he thrives on this session. The secret inside that he has yet to reveal, is that in honesty he does not wish to heal. Whether he is at the verge of suicide or not, he wants to feel more pain, more than a lot. When his wife left him alone in pure pain, he wanted his friends gone too, to turn insane. To further destruct himself he started drinking, shave

Casanova Night Musical - Gift
The lilDevil is showering gifts on members of the lilDevil FAN CLUB in the GIFT SHOP where, as a member, you can download lots of great things: The first act of Casanova Night Musical (8 songs) Ringtones Backgrounds Excerpts from the script You can also register a profile on the lilDevil LOVE SEARCH page where you can use our specially designed lilDevil LOVE SEARCH to find your true love . SIGN UP NOW! BECOME A MEMBER OF THE lilDevil FAN CLUB! FREE MEMBERSHIPS FOR 3 DAYS! JOIN TODAY! www.casanovanightmusical.com

Which Vampire Character Are You?
Which vampire character are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as NikolaiYou are Nikolai, the spawn of Crucious. You are angry, brooding and on the violent side, but not without good reason. Underneath all of that stand-offish exterior, there is a sensitive person. Nikolai 75%Kasimir 65%Luciano/Crucious 60%Cameron 60%Dieter 40%

Us Imposes New Sanctions On Iran
US imposes new sanctions on Iran The US has stepped up its sanctions on Iran for "supporting terrorists" and pursuing nuclear activities. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced penalties targeting Iran's Islamic Revolution Guards Corps and three state-owned banks. She said the moves were part of "a comprehensive policy to confront the threatening behaviour of the Iranians". The sanctions were backed by Britain, but a top Iranian MP dismissed them as a "strategic mistake". The US declared the Revolutionary Guards a "proliferator of weapons of mass destruction", a reference to ballistic missiles they are allegedly developing, while their elite overseas operations arm, the Quds Force, was singled out as a "supporter of terrorism". The classification will allow the US to target the Iranian military's finances. The US has repeatedly accused Iran of destabilising Iraq and Afghanistan, blaming the Revolutionary Guards for supplying and training insurgents.

Re: Vaccines Are A Lie For Profit
RE: Vaccines are a LIE for profit ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 25 Oct 2007, 07:17 Vaccines are a LIE for profit----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: AdamDate: Oct 25, 2007 7:09 AMDate: Oct 25, 2007 7:53 AMMy 3 year old is unvaccinated, she only gets sick once a year. She's never had an ear infection or a fever. I am a preschool teacher. I have spoken to many parents and ALL children have side-effects after being vaccinated. It is time the truth comes out.- You Create RealityThankingCONSCIOUSNESS CREATES CREATION(((love&light))) Crystal - in Support of Project CauseMYSTIC MAMA NUCKINFUTSINTEXAS®Thank you!

Bitches W/attitude...
Ok normally i am pretty cold hearted and not an average female...my feelings don't get hurt easy, i could care less about most things...Yeah yeah i know ur thinkin what a bitch!!well that is me i am a good hearted person and would help any one...But just because for this reason i hate helping females....i try to tell a female something this morning that would avoid her gettin yelled at and she gave me a dirty ass look and pretty much told me to mind my business...which in theory i should have but i was tryin to be nice and avoid the sitution for her...But she snapped at me, and i snapped back...Why do females feel the need everytime someone trys to help them they get offend.....they take it as that bitch is trying to be nice for no reason , theres a catch..Ok just because i was being nice doesn't mean there is a catch...I wish sometimes we could wipe the female race off the earth but then again we wouldn't have a fucked up world would we???and our men wouldn't have Pu$$y....I feel bad

Mumm's
MUMM'S WHAT THE HELL ARE GOING ON WITH THEM NOW A DAYS I POSTED ONE AND IT GOT REMOVED BECAUSE SOME JERK HAD FUCKED IT UP ROYALY AND ALL I GOT WAS MAIL FROM SHOP SAYING MY ACCOUNT WILL DELETED BECAUSE OTHER FUBAR USERS CANT HAVE A LAUGH AND WANT TO MESS IT UP FOR OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SO I SUGGEST YOU DONT POST ONE YOURSELF CUZ THEY JUST CAUSE PEOPLE TO MAKE BULLETINS JUST LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!! JUST BE WARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS !!!!!

Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay

Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters. Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise. elisabeth swan, elizabeth swann, swan halloween costume, eizabeth halloween, pirate costume

Hot Cocoa Mix & Peppermint Schnapps
This is a hot chocolate mix I love to use in the winters with a taste of peppermint schnapps. Type: Beverage Tags: Hot Cocoa Mix, hot chocolate, hot cocoa, hot chocolate milk Serve With: mini marshmellows Prep Time: 10 Cook Time: 10 Yield: Original recipe yield: 8 cups of mix Ingredients: 6 1/2 cups - powdered milk 1 (5 ounce) package - non-instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup - powdered chocolate drink mix 1/2 cup - powdered non-dairy creamer 1/2 cup - confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup - unsweetened cocoa powder Instructions: In a large bowl, combine powdered milk, chocolate pudding mix, chocolate drink mix powder, creamer, confectioners' sugar, and cocoa. Dissolve 1/3 cup cocoa mix in 1 cup boiling water. I don't use water, I use milk makes it much more rich and creamier. Now, you can also use this Hot Cocoa Mix as a gift. Makes a great addition to a Chrismas gift basket. Everyone I've given it to so far has just loved it! Divide the

I Love This Man
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE scroll down / If you love this man please forward to 10 people. He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you\'ll be rewarded. How will you be rewarded? Matthew 10:32 \'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven

Luscious Lips Contest
Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first contest and I will gladly bomb and rate for all who do the same for me. Thank you so much for the help guys. Have a great time. Here is the link to the pic that needs the boming and rates: Hot Mama Much LUV & HUGZ HOT MAMA (HOLLY)

Not Online Much
To all my friends and family members I am sorry that I haven't been online much. I am now paying the price for being on here too much. I have let my house go and my marriage go because I spent so much time on here. Now it's time for me to get my house cleaned up and work on keeping my marriage together. I love my husband and it's worth it for me to at least try to get my marriage back. I have alot of cleaning to do. Most people do their major cleaning in the Spring; I am doing it this fall and winter so come Spring I won't have too much to do. This is getting to be to much of a CASH site and Fubucks site so a poor person doesn't have a chance. I've also noticed with deep regret that in order to have alot of friends you have to show bare breasts, or nearly bare breasts. I don't have thousands of friend's on my friend's list but I do value the friend's I do have on here. I don't kiss ASS on here either. Maybe that's why I don't have thousand's of friend's on here. Most of the people

**win Free Concert Tickets!!**
KillSwitch Engage & Lamb of God have reunited on tour! WORLD ROCK RADIO has 2 PAIRS OF TICKETS TO GIVE YOU!!! 2 lucky runners-up will receive a 1 year paid subscription to either the KillSwitch Engage or Lamb of God Fan Club!! Starting Saturday, October 20th at 10:00pm EST, during DJ Evil's show listen for KillSwitch Engage and Lamb of God songs played by World Rock Radio DJs. Email your first and last name, name of the WRR show, DJ's name and Date to killswitch1119@gmail.com and be entered in your chance to win a pair of tickets for the November 29th concert! You have until Friday, November 9th at midnight to enter. Drawing will be held on Saturday, November 10th on DJ Kidd's show, along with other great prizes all day long!! What other radio station does this for you?!?!? Only WRR baby!! So be there!! Prize Rules: Must be 18 or older to enter No purchase necessary Must be tuned into World Rock Radio to win. Contest starts at 10:00pm EST on October 20, 2007 and

Thought's After Losing A Loved One!!
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hat

First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...

Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”

Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already

100%
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over

Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly

Another Round Of Bullshit!!
Another round of BULLSHIT last night!!! I have recently done well on EBay and have sold 4 dresses. Problem being I need to finish them all before Halloween. I didn’t get to work on them this past weekend because we had a Halloween party that took up all our time getting ready and cleaning up. I didn’t get to work on them Monday because we had to replace our refrigerator and our dishwasher plus I had to pick up my step-daughter. I had to take her home on Tuesday night and lost time there. Plus I had to take my daughter to the doctor and it took over 2 hours there. Last night I didn’t get to work on them at all because I spent the time arguing because I told him that I would not be able to play but few games of cards on Thursday night because I really needed to work on the dresses. He got mad at me and told me that I was being selfish. That I should of never sold that many and I did it on purpose knowing that it would take time away from us. The argument escalated and lasted till 11:30 l

Am I Alone
I get a funny feeling, it comes from deep inside. I get all mad and angry, wanting to go and hide. My doctor calls it depression, my dad says it's just me. But the thoughts and feelings, no one will ever be able to see. Some say I'm psycho, some say I'm just weird. It's like I'm a different person, and the old me just disappeared. I get really edgy, I want to commit suicide real bad. Then I get a headache, followed by feeling sad. I wish I could get help, I wish it would go away. Maybe if I keep praying real hard, it will some day.

Redneck Pickup Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Hump Day
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr

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Help Tim Big Hoss Andrews Out
From: Tim "Big Hoss" AndrewsDate: Oct 24, 2007 12:45 PMHI TO MY GREAT FRIENDS!!I know...I know what you're sayin..."OH NO, NOT HIM AGAIN!" ..LOL..If your life is as hectic as mine I know the last thing you're thinkin is "Hey...I gotta vote for "Big Hoss" today..So just a friendly reminder...If ya get a minute couldja hit me at www.wgar.com . DETAILS BELOW.....Thanks!!!If you're already a Loyal Listener just click on WGAR Superstar, scroll down and vote. If you're not, please take a minute to join. Just move your cursor over to the top left-hand side of the page to the Loyal Listener tab. Wait for the dropdown menu and click on Join...You only have to do this once and just the spaces with the * in front of them need to be filled out. It's quick, easy and usually painless...LOLThanks again for all your help...I appreciate ya!!God Bless,Tim "Big Hoss" Andrews----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Tim "Big Hoss" AndrewsDate: Oct 24, 2007 7:56 AM

Dear All...
Dear All Many thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason! I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ..... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split £7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died interstate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer use cancer-cau

In Loving Memory Of Crystal Dawn Fowler10/25/1983 - 06/10/2001
This blog is in memory of my stepdaughter. Crystal I love you and miss you with all my heart to day is your birthday and I so wish that you were here for us to celebrate it. God had other plans that took you away from us six years ago. I sit and wonder many times what would you be doing today if you were still with us. You will always be in my heart every where I go. We love you and miss you very much. We have two guardian angels up there watching over us You & Zoie (Unborn Daughter).

Jus A Few More
n the hour before the morn I walk past your door I send a special prayer To the room we both adore And though my mind is in there with you My body takes me home. I wish for a love But have none of my own So welcome me love My name is lonely I tell you boy I think of you only In times when we have trouble And we left each other down I know we can make it babe Just as long as you’re around So welcome me love My name is lonely I tell you baby I think of you only only ************************************************** I Tried to Tell You tried to tell you I love you but the words were hard to find. I'm always thinking about you you're the only one on my mind. Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place. There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no. You wanted me to hold you but I kept letting you go. I'm afraid that I am not the guy you've searched fo

Info Needed On Monsignor Michael J Harrington Of Buffalo Ny
Ok so Im doing the whole family tree thing and Monsignor Michael J Harrington of Buffalo NY was my Grandmother Elizabeth "Betty" Meade's cousin she was also of Buffalo NY, but may have been born in Elmira NY and I beleave she died in Southern California in the early 90's, a folder on my site entitled Tribute to Monsignor Michael Harrington has pictures and information on the man anyone who can help with info on these individuals feel free to give me a hollar, Thank you.

Most Recent Updates
I have made some serious updates to the new Site .. and it looks great .... Plus i have added a mailing list so you can sign up for updates thru e-mail ... check it out http://www.notsoskinny.piczo.com Have fun and thanx

The Proper Use Of The F____ Word
We all know that it isn't polite to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use: 10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877 8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999 And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . . 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003

Counting Crows-perfect Blue Buildings
Just down the street from your hotel, baby I stay at home with my disease And ain't this position familiar, darling Well, all monkeys do what they see Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Down on Virginia and La Loma Where I got friends who'll care for me You got an attitude of everything I ever wanted I got an attitude of need Help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS:] Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple tree Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me It's 4:30 A.M. on a Tuesday It doesn't get much worse than this In beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless Help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS] I got bones beneath my skin, and mister... There's a skeleton in every man's house Beneath the dust and love and sweat that hangs on everybody There's a dead man trying to get out Please help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS] ----------------

Somethings About Me
Some Things About Me WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - I'M THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!! WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN I'M SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

Thursday - Oct. 25
Again... today is filled with meetings... I have 2 this morning at the local high school with 2 different teachers, then I have my Rotary meeting and then this evening I have another meeting in a city 50 miles away where I may not be home until 9 pm or so. And then... tomorrow I get up and drive to the home office to have our monthly staff meeting. Finanlly I plan to have a weekend with NO MEETINGS at all. I hope.

6 Minutes...
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

Lonliness
Loneliness Loneliness like a shroud I feel the weight No choice, but to become it's friend My only companion The most beautiful music is muffled Taunting me Beyond my reach I want so much to feel it Loneliness like an ocean No one in sight Thrown by storms and their ghosts I will not drown

Blind Eye
scratch and claw your way to me setting souls afire eternally inside the night ive always been another journey seems to end im on that road once again always a blind eye to sin skin to skin face to to face spread thin nothing that time cant erase clash of souls bitter words silence falls upon the world only light shines down on the scene is it real or is it just a dream changing the season of sin another road seems to end im lost in thought once again and soon my blind eye begins

A Newborn's Talk With God (thanks Charolette)
A Newborn's Talk with God (Thanks Charolette) Body: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said,"Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." "Who will protect me?" God said, "Your a

Innocence
The Massage A virgin ship sailing, I embarked on the journey of you, Kneading fingers navigating my every position, Heart racing with desire only a woman can understand, Once she has met the power of a man, One who can take her, wake the core of her erotic longing. I lay face down at your command, As you came around and sat legs spread, Drawing my head towards your bare intentions, Rubbing away my inhibitions. One stroke at a time, I rocked to your gripping rhythm, Ever so innocently brushing your outstretched shaft With my hair swept face. Swaying between your thighs, My sighs showing you appreciation, I refrained from reaching out my tongue, Aching to take you in, Stopping to cherish that moment in time, A moment of innocence between us, One that will never be again.

Soul Mate
we meet on the street my true love and i by chance or by fate i cannot decide but there's another not me at his side i know the moment his eyes lock with mine i've gone through my life ignorant and blind the taste on my lips of water not wine i've known love before in some other time before he is gone i see in his eye a thousand, thousand lives shared, he and i i cannot despair i know in my heart together at times but never apart he's one of my dreams my soul's other part

Health
will im out of the hospital and home for bed rest the surgery did not go as plan and the results were shitty they was hoping to save my rectum but couldnt so tbey remove it completely my stomache is all cut up with over 150 stitches and it hurts to move i hope soon i can restart chemo therpy since its been over 3 months since the last time i did chemo and i hope the cancer cells in my lungs havent spread.

Going To Il And Al
Well i am going to il and Al for a faw weeks so if i'm not here just leave me a massage or shout and i well check it as soon as i can If you have me on ur yahoo i well have it on my cell so i can still talk but i jusy cant get on fubar from my phone but i well try to when i get to my family house. I want to lat everone know so no one thing i just got up and left.

That Shiney Penny
The Penny in the Parking Lot Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for good luck, but I love this version better. I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you. So now pass this on to people you care about and who you feel are Angels to you. I just did. An Angel is now watching over you.

Not Myself
have you ever just had one of those weeks where you dont even know why your still here or what ur doing forgive me in advance if i seem off..... i may be offline for a while to gather my thoughts and figure out my life.... i'll stop in to check up on things periodically but wont be on long luv you all!!!!!

Have Youever Felt Like Goin Away
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.

West Virginia Cops
West Virginia Cops They are a hard bunch down in West Virginia by all accounts. Two men were driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here. The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied th

Pretty Lady Score Updates
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 5500 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5457 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 549 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDe

Discovery Completes Capture And Hard-dock To Station.
Discovery Arrives at Space Station, Joint Operations to Begin Soon Image Above: Space shuttle Discovery performs a back-flip over the Atlantic Ocean about an hour before docking to the International Space Station. Image credit: NASA TV 25 Oct 2007 9:08A.M. Space Shuttle Discovery and the STS-120 crew arrived at the International Space Station at 8:40 a.m. EDT, delivering a new module and crew member to the orbital outpost. The STS-120 astronauts and the station’s Expedition 16 crew will conduct pressure and leak checks before the hatches between the two spacecraft open about 10:30 a.m. After the crews greet each other, they will quickly begin joint operations. One of the first major tasks is the station crew rotation. STS-120 Mission Specialist Daniel Tani will switch places with Expedition 16 Flight Engineer Clayton Anderson, who will be wrapping up a four-month tour of duty as an Expedition crew member. Tani is scheduled to stay on the station until he

Docking Nears For Discovery, Flip Maneuver Complete
Docking Nears for Discovery, Flip Maneuver Complete Image Above: Discovery orbits the Earth above the Andes Mountains while approaching the International Space Station. Image credit: NASA TV 25 Oct 2007 5:55 A.M. Space Shuttle Discovery is approaching the International Space Station. Docking is slated to take place at 8:33 a.m. EDT today. Discovery’s arrival will set the stage for the next phase of the station’s on-orbit construction and a change in the Expedition 16 crew. Commander Pam Melroy and Pilot George Zamka fired Discovery’s engines at 5:55 a.m. to refine the approach to the station. Melroy and Zamka performed a back-flip maneuver over an hour and a half later allowing the Expedition 16 crew to photograph the shuttle’s protective heat-resistant tiles. The imagery will be sent to engineers on Earth for analysis. After Discovery docks, the shuttle and station crews will conduct pressure and leak checks before the hatches between the two spacecraft open

Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a

Haters Rock My Socks
richie: no cam tonight? Hannah: huh? richie: youre not on cam?? Hannah: no? Hannah: i'm not usually on cam richie: u were last night richie: showin those big titties Hannah: lol Hannah: no Hannah: actually richie: ok richie: lol richie: let me know when you have the cam on and your big titties out lol Hannah: nice richie: lol richie: cunt Hannah: erm Hannah: what? richie: did i stutter? richie: cunt Hannah: what r u talking about richie: your fat pathetic ass Hannah: yeah... Hannah: okayyy richie: lol richie: (sick face) Hannah: you realize you're the one who IMed me, right? Hannah: lol richie: yup, like that makes a fucking difference? lol richie: who gives a fuck Hannah: have nething else to say? Hannah: get it all outta ur system richie: lol Hannah: obviously you need to richie: nahhh, just fucking with fat women Hannah: well come on Hannah: give me more Hannah: lets hear what you have Hannah: no more? richie: nahhh, done with ya hehe n

Buc Needs Your Help & You Can Help Me.
You will find us in the lounge Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£ (click Pic To Join) Come help me build a new family in Reincarnation of Evil. (repost of original by '۞ © Ðév¡£i§h † ÐD™ ۞ -- Owner Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£ ۞' on '2007-10-21 17:25:16') (repost of original by 'BUC- aka"SHOGUN" for Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£!! .Batcave, mma/UFC owner- Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£' on '2007-10-22 07:46:55') (repost of original by '† ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~' on '2007-10-22 10:29:23'

Awww!! Want A Boy To Say This To Me..
girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If your a girl repost this as ''Aww. I want a boy to say this to me.'' If your a guy re

Packing & Moving
woohoo! moving moving moving. i got the house... waiting for the underwriting to go through... which i was assured wouldnt be a problem. so... i'm packing. 38 boxes packed (2 wardrobe, 1 medium, and 35 small boxes). made a sizable dent i think. :) still a lot of work to do. kitchen, closets, bathroom, computer desks, and random crap (you know the stuff you always wind up packing b/c you didnt have anyplace it belonged). the crew / army will be coming down to help w/ the move. mostly w/ the whole thing, but some people can only make it to one side of the move. it should be even more interesting since both of my parents will be coming down as well. ... and before you ask... the party will probably be in february or march. depends on when some other people from across the country can make it out. wheeee... back to packing.

Invitation To Ultimaxum The Club
Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you in the Club because this is a way of supporting our troops. They all at one time another are in. Not much time. SO PLEASE ENTER AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT not only for me but all that are serving. Love to have you all come by and have a good time in family. So come on and enter the ULYIMAXUM THE CLUB and become a member. So if you would like to see some made in the lounge, drop me a line and will do my best to see it put in the lounge. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hope to see you in the Lounge. The link is: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51145 All ARE WELCOMED

Mmmmy Story (unfortunately In German Haha)
.. wenn du denkst dein gesamtes leben verändert sich und du gehst in dieser ganzen sache total verloren... i feel lost .. alles was ich heute gemacht habe fühlte sich fremd an und jede bewegung schien falsch zu sein.... mir fehlen die worte zu beschreiben welche leere in diesem moment um mich herrscht... selbst wenn ich in einem überfülltem raum stehe.. i had these feelings never before... es ist anders diesmal.. als ob mein leben eine 180° wendung einschlägt und ich nichts tun kann ausser daneben zu stehen und zuzusehen I felt home... die letzten wochen.. ich hatte etwas was mich jeden tag getragen hat mit nur drei worten...ich schlief damit ein und wachte damit auf und nun schlafe ich ein ohne zu wissen ob es morgen noch vorhanden ist.. das gefühl, dass ich nie zuvor hatte how can i live.. ohne zu wissen ob ich dieses gefühl je wieder bekommen werde..? i want my home back.... denn zuhause ist wo dein herz ist ... mein kopf ist voll mit neuen

1st Of 3 Heat Shield Inspectons Complete.
STS-120 Discovery completes 1st heat shield inspection- October 24th, 2007. Discovery is ready to dock to ISS 8:33 a.m. EST Oct 25th. 24 Oct. 2007 The seven-member crew of STS-120 on board Space Shuttle Discovery is ready for Thursday’s rendezvous and docking with the International Space Station. The STS-120 crew members completed Wednesday's scheduled inspections of Space Shuttle Discovery’s heat shield before noon EDT. They used Discovery’s robotic arm and an attached boom extension to check the spacecraft’s underside, nose cap and leading edges of the wings as well as hard to reach shuttle surfaces. The inspections are performed to check if any damage occurred to the heat shield during the climb to orbit that began when Discovery lifted off Tuesday from Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Over the next few days, engineers and flight controllers will analyze the data collected by the STS-120 crew. Throughout the day, the crew prepared for Thursday’s arrival at

2 Mr.valentine...
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t

A Brief Blog Of Explanation!
Just a brief note to explain! There is one blog now that only I can access and it has caused a little consternation amongst some of my blog readers, when they couldn't access it. I needed a place to save some poetry I have been sent. One was sent to me as a profile comment last week! The other three were actually written for a friend of mine, but shared with me. They were written to her by a mutual friend of ours and past life companion of mine that is transitioning to the next stage of his existence. At some point these will be transcribed into my handwritten Journal so I have them with me. I have seen much travel in my future, confirmed by my astrology chart, lol. I would like to have these with me when that occurs. I mean no disrespect to any of my friends, Dear Ones! These poems are very personal and three are not mine to share. I was most blessed that they were shared with me! Have a joyful Thursday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, ma

Poetry
Mihai Eminescu Evening Star There was, as in the fairy tales, As ne'er in the time's raid, There was, of famous royal blood A most beautiful maid. She was her parents' only child, Bright like the sun at noon, Like the Virgin midst the saints And among stars the moon. From the deep shadow of the vaults Her step now she directs Toward a window; at its nook Bright Evening-star expects. She looks as in the distant seas He rises, darts his rays And leads the blackish, loaded ships On the wet, moving, ways. To look at him every night Her soul her instincts spur; And as he looks at her for weeks He falls in love with her. And as on her elbows she leans Her temple and her whim She feels in her heart and soul that She falls in love with him. And ev'ry night his stormy flames More stormily renew When in the shadow of the castle She shows to his bright view. * * And to her room with her slow steps He bears his steps and aims Weaving out of hi

Storms
NuttinButtSexxy Storms Shackled, tied Leather embraced, Freedom of movement Bound. My canopy is shut With “G’ suit tightly strapped, Soon the jet screams Allows me to pierce the sky Soft whimper Eyes pleading, Muscles stretched Ability to touch constrained. Clouds envelop my Mind with rapidity, Turbulence rocks My very essence in violent loops Intense gravity Every orifice stretched, Wetness Pouring down legs. Taken violently With pain come shudders, Yet each tear Frames a silent smile. When bound Willingly, and Bound by choice. Can there be greater freedom? Fly free, Embracing the storm. Physical constraints Accenting total freedom, Choice Poet

2 Boys All For Me
Well, I placed up a mumm but all that happened was a bunch of views but only 2 votes... so thanks for no help at all girls. Ever since Bob went numb from MS his "plumbing hasnt been working. We've been talking about it and he suggested something. He said why not have 2 of our friends have sex with me and he'll watch and take pics. 2 BOY friends!!! I should say. lol This way I get to have my fun and hopefully something will stir in his pants. Anyway, its decided and Friday is the day!!! If you got any comments and input go ahead and leave it but its not going to change our mind. Thats what the mumm was for!! lol And dont worry, there WILL be pics up by Saturday nite for all my girls!! I love you all............ MUAH!!

Nsfw Marked Pics
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.

Sorry All
Sorry all. I haven't been on much. My arthritis and muscles just seem to want to kill me. Add to that I started shots in my knee yesterday... I think I will take lots of drugs (what else is new?) and rest as much as I can. Just going through my e=mail takes forever right now. I miss you all my dear friends. Laura a.k.a. Wolfgirl

Life In 2020
It may be only a short while away, but the world in 2020 will be very different. Cosmos asked some of the world's leading scientists to forecast the future. Albert Einstein claimed he never thought about the future. "It comes soon enough," he would say. And you can see his point. What would have been the good of worrying about our destiny when it was not of our making? But life has changed since the great physicist's day. Sweeping changes of our own creation now beset our world: carbon emissions, soaring populations, cloning, rising extinction rates. We are changing our planet and its biosphere in ways that were once unimaginable. We are also developing lifesaving technologies that would have appeared equally incredible a few decades ago. Everywhere we witness change. But what will this bring and how will it affect our world? In this article, we address these questions in detail and explore the issues involved, concerns that will shape the existence and lifestyles of ourselves and our

Birmingham-10-24-07
well the news about alan remains almost the same.his legs have gotten weaker. his hips have gotten weaker. he is having to pull up his legs and feet with his hands, he cannot pick them up on his on, which is why his feet drag so much.dr.mcgrath said his hips are still working because he can still walk, but he does not know for how long. he has no sensation to feeling at all anymore in his arms. when we was there in july, the sensation was just up to his wrist, now it is all thru his arms. but the doctor said that was fine in a way, since he cannot feel any pain. on a good note, since july alans arms appear to be stronger. i got a new prescription for his afo's. ( leg braces) so hopefully soon he will have his new ones. he has an appointment with the mda on november the 8th. we go back to birmingham on 1-24-08

Oldtimerssex
Old Timers Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the

Life And Happiness
Well, life and my marriage both are both going well for the first time in a very long time. The wife and I found one night while we were talking, that she was not doing certain things because I was not paying attention to her, and I was not paying attention to her because she was not doing certain things. We have been in a vicious circle for a very long time. It goes to show what can happen when two hard heads get something set in their minds without talking to each other. We have found the feeling we had a very long time ago when we met. It is nice to be able to sit next to each other and watch TV, or sit in the back yard, talk, walk, play, or do what ever together and feel the same happiness and sense of comfort we felt a long time ago. I am sure we will still argue and agree on everything, but I know it will never again get as bad as it was. Thank goodness 22 years did not go down the drain. As always, I wish you and yours the best, and never let pride and a hard head destr

What Works For You...works For You.
Find your own path The obstacles you encounter are not preventing you from reaching your dreams. They're merely blocking one particular path that you mistakenly assume is the only way to reach those dreams. If you focus on the obstacles, then you give them more power. Instead, focus on your purpose, on your most authentic and fundamental intentions. The world can trick you into thinking that there's only one road to your destination. In truth, there are infinite ways to get where you wish to go. There's nothing that says you have to succeed in the same way as someone else. In fact, there's nothing that says you must define success in the same way as someone else. You are truly one of a kind, with your own unique passions and purposes. And you're fully capable of traveling your own route to the fulfillment of your dreams. Don't be stopped just because the road that everyone else uses has been closed. Find your own path, and if that path is blocked find another, and you wi

Community
Community we surf the web in search of what? a kindred spirit to share our lot? A billion neurons connect this brain, life's diversity represented, the sane, the insane Identity masked we roam this realm, we sail this sea we man the helm, what is real and what is false, we prod, and coax to glimpse the host Our senses redundant we use our mind, we conger, we type our message blind. Response received, we analyze we read, a picture we create of respondents need. Secure we are from judgements flame. Free to be, we choose our name. Words can be such sweet caress, they may condemn or choose to bless Oasis of truth we spirits confide our community draws the like of mind To nurture honesty and talents light to feed our souls, to fight the fight, to open our heart and share joy and grief, like trees we grow, we shoot, we leaf. Our words hold power for good or ill, they lift the spirit reinforce our will. Poets express your hopes and fears we&

We See How We Look.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.... --Antoine de Saint Exupery If we look at the world through suspicious or angry eyes, we'll find a world that mirrors our expectations - a world where tension will mount, arguments will abound, strife will be present where none need be. However, our experiences in some manner bless us, and we'll recognize that if we'll look upon them with gratitude. Everything in our path is meant for our good and we'll see the good when our hearts act as the eyes for our minds. When we see with our hearts, our responses to the turmoil around us, the fighting children, the traffic snarls, the angry lovers, will be soft acceptance. When our hearts guide the action we can accept those things we cannot change, and change those we can. And the heart, as the seat of all wisdom, will always know the difference.

Arvenstar
Arvenstar Words tormented I feel your pain, I do not know, it is insane why purity, is dark arrows goal, a Star so bright, a beautiful soul. There is no reason why this should be I lift the sword I shout “to me!” To battle darkness in all its forms, that threatens our Star with winter storms, to shield from enemies twisted swords, to deflect the evil, of poisoned words I’ll stand alone and bear the flame to spare our Star, to end the game To protect the righteous I’d gladly bleed we stand together in direst of need and when fears battle is at an end my friendship, my hand, I will extend When battles horn, dose resound, call on me I’ll be around.

Science And Belief
Science attempts to explain God its self, for god is our state of being our law and order, the balance and harmony which holds all in existence. Water is what it is explain to someone what water is through language and when they see it they know it is water they do not necessarily require the knowledge of a scientist to break it down in to constituent parts hydrogen Oxygen for this is not water, but an aspect of what water is, unimportant to our existence, it just is and we need it like our belief. Proof that water exists for some reason its origin in time is not necessary to our existence. We exist because of everything necessary for our existence, there are no true facts only what we judge is right at any one moment we all know different things there is no obligation to rationalize our existence and break it down in to proof of where we came from that is in the past. We live in the moment moving from moment to moment what we do in each moment defines our existence in the eyes

Dammit Give The Kids Back Their Holiday!
Well one community in Florida has a new spin on trick or treating. The spin is this. If you wear a Halloween mask, you are most likely going to be arrested! Good Morning and isn’t that a grand hello and how do you do… Gosh Howdy Do looks better! Anyway. What in the world? So my take on this story, oh hell here is the story first: Under arrest for wearing a Halloween mask? Cocoa, Fla. - It may be a little harder to trick or treat this year for members of one Florida community. The City of Cocoa, Florida says they do not want to see Halloween masks this year. In fact, people wearing them could get arrested. The city is cracking down after dozens of robberies in the area committed by men in disguise. Police say the ban is new, and they're just trying to protect people. They are asking businesses to post fliers on windows, asking customers to remove masks before entering. Anyone arrested for wearing a mask can expect to pay a hefty fine. So what are little Trick or Treatsters going to do?

Email Between Me And My Sister About Vodka And Saree
I have a close relationship with my sister even though we're far apart; she's based in Europe whereas I am here in KL, Malaysia. We keep in touch via emails and the occassional text messages/phone calls. This year, she'll be back in time to celebrate Diwali with the rest of us family and I am so excited to see her again! I had this marvellous idea or two to bounce off her to make Diwali big and had emailed her. Her response made me laugh, and considerably brightened up my day :-) Am posting the email exchange between us (some lines have been edited here). I want to remember this day! :-) _______________________________________________ From: Me To: My sister Subject: Vodka and Saree when you come back home Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 Hi sweets, Two marvellous ideas hit me on how we can make Diwali big this (or at least, one!) 1. Vodka This is more like a personal request - can you get me a bottle of Vodka when you come back? ... Please, no Absolut or S

Thurs
I sat around all day deliv my fuckin load, that i couldnt pick up my load to take back....so now i wait all nite at a truck stop. The one good thing is that a lot lizard (Hooker) came up 2 me...lmao! didnt take her up on it..i was 2 tired by then...lmao!...Now im waiting in Baltimore ...YUCK! Finally make it back down to Va....and im so fucking tired...lmao!...Im so lazy...is it fri yet?

Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Maury Povich, Walkover Returns Next Week, Hey Philly - Go Get Xm! New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Our pal Maury Povich will be checking in this morning to talk about how he's able to find an endless supply of rednecks to embarrass themselves on air. It's true, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show is no longer on WYSP in Philadelphia. Fortunately, YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is EROCK - 'I Bring Nothing To The Table?' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids) 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony S

Heart
Here I stand all by myself, I wonder why, I can't move on. You broke my heart, Now it is trying to mend, I am to damn old to go through all of this again. I dont understand why you did what you did. I know some day god will show me. It must be the best thing for me now, But my heart doesnt want to know that. My heart is in tiny pieces, From what love has done. Why do I keep trying, When I know I will never win. I know there is a way to unstick myself. I just don't were the solution is found Heart be still, Don't worry anymore. He can hurt you anymore, And he can't get in. You are good when he is near you, But better when he is gone. Heart please be still it wont take very long. You will open up again. Just give yourself time, To love again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth

Silver Surfer Halloween Costume
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century. Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. fantastic four, silver surfer, silver surfer halloween costume, halloween costume, fantastic four halloween costume, halloween

The Haunting Of The Third Wheel B
The Haunting of the Third Wheel by Wannabeboytoy © Jim reached up and squeezed her large tits as she started rocking on top of him. Their shadows from the candles danced on the walls. Samantha held her hair up with one hand and steadied her fucking motions with her other hand on Jim's chest. She looked back over to Erica who had finally turned her head away, refusing to watch. "Look at me, Erica! You will watch me as I fuck your soul-mate..." Samantha commanded. Erica couldn't fight it as her head was forced by some invisible force to turn and look at the two unlawful lovers. Samantha smiled at her powers. "Your husband loves me now, Erica. He doesn't love you anymore! Isn't that right, Jim?" "Yessss, Samantha! Whatever you say!" he said in reply and just kept pistoning up into her and grabbing her breasts. "Jim... don't you wish that you had wedded me instead?" Samantha asked him to betray his wife yet again with his words. "Yes I do! I should have married you inst

The Haunting Of The Third Wheel A
The Haunting of the Third Wheel by Wannabeboytoy © Alright, sorry for the delay in my stories. My computer crashed and I lost a lot of them, and I don't like re-writing anything. Thanks for the feedback, its encouraging and got me back into it. I have to thank Sy X for that. Read my bio before reading this and my fetishes! This is the first and may be my only story like this with the wife involved. And I never put this in my stories before but I need to make this clear, I do not condone any of the actions in my stories. They are fantasies and that is all they will ever be to me. And no, I'm not a hypocrite. Enjoy! It was a dark night, with the full moon obscured by cloud cover. Jim Avery, Mrs. Avery and her best friend, Samantha opened the door and crept inside. They had heard rumors about this abandoned house, as everyone had. It was haunted. The idea to stay at the house overnight was not theirs but mutual friends whom had all done it and said it was just such fun. Jim's

The Haunted House Ch. 10
The Haunted House Ch. 10 by DeannaTroi © Chapter Ten - Earth, Wind, Fire and Ice! It had been a very long night for Jennifer as she services every member of the "deck", from the Queen of Tits and King of Cocks down to the Jokers. Cum dripped from her large round breasts, as Jennifer moaned and staggered to her feet. Dawn was just breaking the sky and she looked around blearily to find she was back in the garden, the hole have vanished as if it had never been. The last thing Jennifer could remember was the whole suit of Cocks gathered around her as she lay naked on the ground and jerking their cocks until one by one they splashed their loads onto her. The sticky white liquid had splashed her face, hair, tits, thighs....everywhere! The Raquel Welch look alike then had slithered on top of the cum covered blonde pressing her own huge tits into Jennifer, kissing her and licking the cum from her face and tits. The cum made squishing sounds between them, the Queen of Tits had frenched

The Haunted House Ch. 09
The Haunted House Ch. 09 by DeannaTroi © Chapter 9 Nine - Jennifer in Wonderland It was shortly before dawn and finally even a dozen teenaged boys with all the stamina of youth were unable to get hard again. They had fucked Jennifer all night long with great enthusiasm and left the busty blonde lying there with huge puddles of cum on her body. For her part, Jennifer had enjoyed it the most when the black kid Harold had straddled her tits and fucked them as she wrapper her huge mounds about his shaft. Jennifer had watched the big black cock slide in and out of her cleavage with fascination. The big mushroom tip would just slide up to her open mouth where she would suck it for a fraction of a second before sliding away. The real thrill had been watching and wondering on which stroke it was going to blow and when it finally did, Jennifer got a great view of the cum spurting out of it to land on her face and breasts. The sight of that sticky white stuff shooting out of the black dic

The Haunted House Ch. 08
The Haunted House Ch. 08 by DeannaTroi © Chapter Eight - Pool Party When Jennifer woke up just after noon, the first thought that popped into her mind was the conclusion to last night's Lady Godiva ride. The thought of how she had walked stark naked over to those young boys and let them ogle her tits while she teased them and invited them to come visit her made her blush with shame. She wanted to just pull the covers up over her head and stay in bed hiding for the rest of the day. She doubted the house would let her though so she might as well get up and get on with the day. With a sigh she got out of bed and went on with her daily routine of showering with Hlar and Hlox, eating a late breakfast / early lunch, and settling down to read the next entry in Samantha Lee's diary. Hello Jennifer. I imagine it was hard to get out of bed this morning. Last night, the Archivist made me relive the most horrid fantasy. He claimed it came from the most hidden reaches of my own mind and

The Haunted House Ch. 07
The Haunted House Ch. 07 by DeannaTroi © Chapter 7 - The Library Jennifer woke to find herself still naked on the kitchen table, her body covered in the mixture of cum and chocolate that the kitchen goblins had covered her in. Yuck, she thought as she tried to get up. The stuff had dried to an almost glue like texture and she finally managed to free herself with a squishy sound. Their cum formed a thick layer on her body and she sloshed upstairs to the bathroom where it took an extra long shower and the soothing touch of Hlar and Hlox to relax her. Finally Jennifer fell into bed and slept until the sun once more reached its highpoint in the sky and the bright sunlight through her bedroom window woke her. After her brunch, Jennifer took stock of her situation. The arrival of the reverend had almost made her forget about Samantha's last entry in her diary. Samantha had mentioned an old librarian who seemed to know something about what was going on in the house when Samantha ha

The Haunted House Ch. 06
The Haunted House Ch. 06 by DeannaTroi © Chapter 6 - Cooking with Jennifer It was starting to become a familiar pattern for Jennifer and she was not sure she liked it. What she liked even less was that she was not sure about not liking it. The pattern of course was the fact that every midnight she was getting her brains fucked out by someone or make that something. Then she would sleep until near noon and wait around the whole day wondering what would happen next while puzzling over the cryptic entries left by Samantha Lee in her diary one hundred years before. Not that it had been all bad, she reflected as she was relaxing in the tub the next day after being raped by her own mirror reflection. There were of course Hlar and Hlox, whose gentle ministrations in the tub were already close to coaxing a climax from her as she lay in the warm water moaning softly. It was hard to think to clearly when one was having an orgasm, so Jennifer gave it up until the water began to cool al

The Haunted House Ch. 05
The Haunted House Ch. 05 by DeannaTroi © Chapter 5 - From a Mirror Darkly Jennifer slept until nearly noon the next day after her second Lady Godiva ride through the town. She had bought enough groceries to last her several days so she would not have to return to the garden perform the obscene ritual with the horse / statue. The thought of having been seen by the boys last night preyed on her mind. The story of her riding was probably the hot topic of conversation in Palmerville and how could she ever show her face there again? Even worse she knew that she would soon have to make another midnight ride through the town where anyone might see her. With these despairing thoughts running through her mind, it took all the will power she had left to get out of bed to face yet another day in this demented house. She feared that if she stayed here much longer, she would soon sink to the sick level of the creatures that infested it. After eating, Jennifer summoned her courage to take

The Haunted House Ch. 04
The Haunted House Ch. 04 by DeannaTroi © Chapter - Midnight Shower Jennifer woke just after dawn, lying naked on the dirt cellar floor, her body covered in the sticky demon cum. She crawled out from under the stairs and up to her bathroom where she soaked the dirt and cum from her body in the bath tub and then she fell into bed exhausted. It was early afternoon when she woke ravenous swith hunger and full of dread. After eating, Jennifer sat down to take another look at the diary left to her by Samantha Lee, hoping for some clue that might let her escape this cursed house and the fate that seemed to wait for her every night at midnight.Before picking up the book, Jennifer had tried all the doors and windows on the main floor and had been unable to open any of them. How will I survive if I can not leave this house? she wondered in despair as she opened the book. To her surprise, there was a second entry that she had somehow missed the day before. I am sorry Jennifer, but

The Haunted House Ch. 03
The Haunted House Ch. 03 by DeannaTroi © Chapter Three - Under the Stairs After her fuck session in the garden and her midnight ride, Jennifer was exhausted and slept until noon. She was awakened by the phone ringing. "Hello," she answered groggily. "Hello," said a male voice at the other end. "Am I speaking to Miss Jennifer Marlowe?" "That is me, acknowledged Jennifer trying to wake up. My name is Winston Dawson. I am a layer in Palmerville. This may sound a bit strange," said the lawyer, "but I have a package for you. " "I don't understand why a lawyer would have a package for me. " "It is rather difficult to explain," said Dawson sounding a bit sheepish. "Would you be able to come to my office this afternoon at 3?" Jennifer agreed and hung up. She had a shower, ate and then decided to take another look at the garden in the bright sunlight. Her memories of last night were quite vivid still and she wondered what on earth had possessed her. What if so

The Haunted House Ch. 02
The Haunted House Ch. 02 by DeannaTroi © Chapter 2 - The Garden Party The next morning when Jennifer woke up, she wondered if it had all just been a dream, but her shredded nightie lay on the floor beside the bed and there were dry patches of cum on face and breasts as she had just stumbled back to bed and collapsed after the fucking from the teddy bear. A long hot shower removed the traces of last night's nocturnal fun from her body and Jennifer got dressed before gathering up her courage to peer into the room with the wardrobe. In the bright sunlight streaming through the window, everything looked normal and when she tried the door of the wardrobe it was locked tight, just as it had been when she had first toured the house. Jennifer forced herself to be calm and rational and went down to the kitchen to have breakfast. After doing the dishes, she got in her car and went looking for the local library. Perhaps the old newspapers might be able to shed some light on the mysteri

Dont Tellme You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.

The Haunted House Ch. 01
The Haunted House Ch. 01 by DeannaTroi © The house had been too good of a deal to pass up. It was only after the deal had gone through and the day before she was to move in that Jennifer found out why the price had been so low. "People claim it's haunted," the real estate agent told her with a wink to show he didn't believe it, but that the local yokels did. Jennifer had laughed at the time. The house did have that classic Adam's family look about it, secluded, two story gothic, high on a hill with no neighbors around and a rickety picket fence surrounding it. Sure it needed some paint and the wiring would have to be redone, but haunted? Jennifer didn't believe in that kind of nonsense. That was then. Now, Jennifer was not so sure. The moving men had worked fast all that day as if they didn't want to be in the house any longer than they had to. In record time she was moved in for her first night in the house. Everything had seemed fine until she woke up a few minutes ago. A gla

The Halloween Party Ch. 02 B
The Halloween Party Ch. 02 by samandrews © Faster and deeper she let him fuck her face...the now almost purple head of his cock stretched to unbelievable dimensions. Leon watched in awe, marveling at how she could get that much cock repeatedly down her throat...how she stopped from gagging with that pole embedded in her throat. astounded him. He was now pounding away at his own engorged cock as he continued to take in the sight before him. Greg was now gasping for air...looking for something sturdy to steady himself as he felt his orgasm fast approaching. But as quickly as she had used her face to jack him off, she stopped. She got up, stepped back and seductively peeled off her lace thong. She then reached behind her back and undid the clasp on her bra letting it fall softly to the floor. She then turned to face Leon, smiled demurely at him, winked and moving his hands away from his own throbbing and wet cock, leaned forward and took the thick black head back withi

The Halloween Party Ch. 02 A
The Halloween Party Ch. 02 by samandrews © Cindy closed the bathroom door behind her. Her breathing was deep and labored. She laid back against the closed door. Her thoughts were drifting wildly and she was confused. She couldn't remember ever being this horny. Her fingers drifted down and gently stroked her distended cunt lips. Slowly she moved her fingers along their inside edges, now soaking wet with her juices. She pulled her finger away and up to her face, licking a drop of the glistening fluid from the tip of her index finger. She could not get the image of John's huge cock out of her mind. She had loved sucking him into a mind-blowing orgasm but now, she needed attention herself. She pictured his huge cock gently slipping between her legs, pushing its way towards her cunt...not her "pussy" but her "CUNT"! She needed another COCK!! She resumed her stroking... faster and harder. She thought about finding Tom and fucking the daylights out of him...but no, that wasn't wh

The Halloween Party Ch. 01 B
The Halloween Party by samandrews © "Its huge" she murmured...mesmerized by the visibly pulsing corona of the purple head. John pulled down his boxers and immediately the thick shaft sprang into full view. Cindy's heartbeat increased just at the sight of it bobbing slowly, beckoning her to come closer...drawing her soft red lips to the shining knob. As she turned to face John, she noticed his eyes grow wider as the full vision of her lingerie clad body came into the light. She was sure his cock grew another inch as his eyes continued to rove over her body. Locking eyes with him, she stepped forward, bent down... and gently took one of his heavy balls in the palm of her lacy gloved hand. John could feel the soft feathery touch of the lace as well as the soft stroking of her bare fingers as she moved her hand back from his balls and teased along the peritoneum, right behind his sac. He thought she was going to stick her finger in his ass...he loved that...but

The Halloween Party Ch. 01 A
The Halloween Party Ch. 01 by samandrews © The letter arrived in a plain white envelope. Cindy's fingers shook as she opened it. Reading it quickly she called out to her husband Tom. "Its here." "What's here..." called Tom from the top of the stairs. "The Halloween invitation" called up Cindy..."You know, the one we wrote in about?" "Oh yeah" answered Tom, his footsteps starting down the stairs. Soon he was beside her and looking over her shoulder, reading the plain lettered note inside. It was titled "Swinging Halloween" and all it gave was a time and the date. "8:00 125 Westshire Lane Costume Required" Cindy closed the envelope and turned to face Tom. "You excited" she asked. He nodded "Yes, I am..." then hesitating he added "but I've only got 3 days and I haven't any idea what to wear..." He placed his hand on his hip and adopted a feminine pose as he spoke. Cindy laughed..."I'm sure you'll think of something." As they started

Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge D
Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge by Barb36D © at. Snapping a few shots of the unholy bunch, I glanced at Donny's awed expression. "WOW, how'd you DO that?" "Hey, if you like that, watch this," Hiking my gown up, I had Denise separate from Becky, so I could take her place. Becky robotically reached up, wrapped her arms around my thighs and quickly started eating me out. This totally stunned my husband. "Take the picture!" I yelled, as the rich mother of two debutants licked and sucked my wet pussy. "That's incredible!" Donny reeled, taking a few more incriminating shots. "Quite a trick, huh?" I grinned, then found myself over-enjoying her munching. "Oooh Becky, you're surprisingly good at that!" Hesitant to pull myself from her talented tongue. "Well now, what do we have h-here!" I heard George's drunken voice from behind me. Toting a magnum of champagne and glasses, he was joined by another couple, The Wolfman and a female Alien. "Looks like you kids are the on

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Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge by Barb36D © s. "Fuck her. She AND her slut mother can just fuck off, for all I care," he claimed, jamming his oversized hand between my legs. "Damn woman, you ain't got pants on! DAMN, you're as wet as can be," he blurted out, before dragging me back into the den. Threats and guilt didn't work on Darwin's "Missing Link." I ruled out logic, since my head was still too fuzzy to work on any deductive reasoning. When he shoved me down on the couch, undid his pants, and whipped out a cock that would choke a small elephant, my expression must have betrayed any further excuses. "C'mon Bitch, wrap those red lips around it," Brad urged, propped his leg up to the couch, and ran a hand behind my wigged head. Contemplating the probability of a super thick 11-inch impaling my tender pussy, I gave up any further pretense, and lifted the weighty hunk of muscle to my mouth. Taking the doorknob head of it in my mouth, my lips stretched and contorted.

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Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge by Barb36D © "Shall we try on your costume, or would you like me to eat your pussy first?" She continued to whisper and tongue-tease my ear. I sat frozen, not knowing how to deal with two options simultaneously. The next thing I knew, she had hold of my hands. "Let's go try on your costume," she smiled and raised me to my feet. My feet glided across the floor. Holding my hand, she led me through an adjoining door into a guest bedroom. "Are you feeling good?" She asked, unbuttoning my blouse. I nodded. "I know, I am too. Daddy drugged us, ya know?" I nodded again, watching her tiny fingers undo the last buttons. "What's wrong, cat got your tongue?" She laughed. I silently grinned back at her, as she reached around me to unclasp my bra. "Come on now, let's see that tongue," she toyed with me like a five-year-old. "Come ON!" I stuck out my tongue, just enough to play the game. "More!" She commanded and I complied. "Mmm, now put it in my mout

Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge A
Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge by Barb36D © (Apologies to Cassandra Peterson, the real Elvira) DISCLAIMER: Neither the author or the Elvira character promote the use of illegal drugs or condone the practice of unsafe sex. This is just a fun little erotic romp, so don't get your panties in a wad. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It seems like a lifetime ago, but actually it's only been ten years since I last substitute taught at our local community college. Moving to our present location, I was yet to get state-certified to teach fulltime. Teaching was never that high on my list of career choices anyway, so I didn't eagerly pursue it. However, our leaky finances demanded I find some form of income, so subbing was a necessity. My background and certification in computer arts served me well. The pre-requisite course I was assigned would mean easy money, however I had never taught at the college level. "It's kind of like teaching high school kids, without all the babysi

Halloween Party With The Phantom
Halloween Party with the Phantom by theladycroft © Jamie was immediately horrified at the thought that a complete stranger could see up her skirt, and even worse – all the arousal from the night's events had swollen her pussy and her lips were open and wet. As a result, they were actually protruding on either side of the thin sliver of lace covering them... much of her bald pussy was exposed to his lustful gaze. To make matters worse, Steve had decided to take advantage of this opportunity as Paul spoke to surreptitiously caress her ass, using his cape to keep his actions just out of the view of the audience. His touch was driving her wild, and the more excited she became, the more her pussy opened. Slowly it crept up on her... she was actually excited at the thought that his handsome stranger could see her pussy. Between the thoughts in her head, and the touch of Steve's hand on her burning skin, she was incredibly aroused! The nectar in her pussy began to flow freely, and her

Halloween Party With The Phantom A
Halloween Party with the Phantom by theladycroft © This story can fall under many categories. Another author, who wishes to remain anonymous collaborated with me on this story which allowed me to make it a little more risqué than my other ones. I hope you like it as much as I do. * Jamie's pussy was still tingly, and a little sore as she dressed for the Halloween party. God, she loved the way Steve fucked her in the shower, and she would have loved to drag him into the bedroom for 3 or 4 more hours of fucking. But Steve was on the board of a local charity, and scheduled to be emcee at tonight's party. She had to admit that it was very sexy that he took the obligation seriously, and truly enjoyed his work raising money for the charity. He was the best lover any woman could ask for, kind and gentle one moment, aggressive and forceful the next. He was a man's man; he loved sports, especially football... but he also appreciated the finer things in life; theatre, wine, and clo

Halloween Party Ch. 02
Halloween Party Ch. 02 by vulpis© Copyright 2007 It was Halloween. Stephanie and her friends decided to go to the Club Saigon to party. It was trendy discotheque with a large dance floor; there was even a small waterfall back lit with colored lights behind the bar to show how trendy the place was. It was going to be packed with all kinds of people on Halloween. Nothing quite as fun as getting drunk and go dancing she thought. Stephanie was dressed up as a devil girl. A black headband with red devil horns held back her shoulder length black hair. Sparkles framed her brown eyes. Stephanie's slim figure filled her low cut red dress. High heal red boots was the perfect naughty girl accent to her custom. She was going to buy a pitchfork but she did not want to really carry it around all night long. She picked up her friends at their apartments. Ginger was dressed like a geisha, and Angela looked like a puppy makeup but work a black plaid skirt. They were happy to see each o

Halloween Party Ch. 01
Halloween Party Ch. 01 by vulpis© Copyright 2007 Angela finished her Halloween custom by placing a little black paint on the tip of her nose. She was going as a sexy doggie-girl. She had light blue eyeliner and a white paint with black dots around her mouth inside black circular line, which made her face look like a basset hound. Her dirty blonde hair was in pig tail so that they resemble big floppy doggie ears. A black chocker around her neck was the dog collar complete with two metal military style dog tags which read SEXY and GURL. Completing her sexy costume, Angela went with a catholic school girl theme; because guys love that kind of stuff. She wore a white collared long sleeve shirt covered with a black sweater. She wore a black plaid skirt, white knee high sock with black trim and black slippers for shoes. Angela smiled while looking at her cute self in her completed costumes in the full length mirror. The finishing touch was the light brown dog tail that Angela at

Halloween Dare Ch. 04
Halloween Dare Ch. 04 by n2anal78 © Dave and Jennie, breathe deeply trying to recover their breath. Dave leans back against the wall for support and Jennie rests her head on his shoulder leaning into him. His penis was still buried inside her, both too spent to move for the time being. Through the fog of their exhaustion they begin to hear clapping as if applause coming from down a long hallway. Softly teasingly they hear voices that seem to echo up from the bottom of a deep well. "Bravo, Bravo!" Dave and Jennie turn as one to look at the far wall of the bedroom. On a nearly transparent bed that glowed softly of moonlight was a young woman with long curly hair, and a slightly older gentleman, old enough to be her father. Both were of the same glowing quality as the bed they sat on and neither was entirely opaque. He has his ghostly penis hard and in his hand. She has her legs up on the bed; her left hand is buried beneath her skirts in her vagina. " Bravo!" The fa

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Halloween Dare Ch. 03 by n2anal78 © Jennie takes hold of Dave's cock and points it up into her and then lowers herself onto it sitting in his lap. Dave and Jennie moan as one as his cock sinks into her vagina. Slowly Jennie begins to move herself up and down on Dave's cock, pushing her pelvis against him on every down push, sending pulses of pleasure through her. Dave rests reaches up and pulls her face down to his lips. He hungrily pushes his tongue into her mouth and Jennie moans into his kiss. Jennie grinds herself into Dave as he grabs her shirt and begins to pull it up over her head. They break their kiss and he tosses her shirt aside. As they lips find each other Dave traces little circles over Jennie's bare lower back. Jennie pushes herself into him a little harder with every thrust, feeling her body afire with passion and lust. Dave unclasps her bra and she quickly slips it off her arms and tosses it aside please with the feel of her hard nipples brushing the fabr

Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth

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Halloween Dare Ch. 03 by n2anal78 © Dave awakens with a slight start, but his mind still feels foggy. It was still night, though the moon had moved significantly in the sky. Had it all been a dream? Had it even been real? Well the fact that his penis was still hanging out of his pants seemed to prove it had either been real or he had masturbated to his imagined sexual encounter. A sexual encounter with a ghost? Then he felt his leg brushed by something. His heart jumps instantly into his throat, before beginning its sprint to pound its way out of his chest. Slowly he gropes around until he finds his portable T.V.. Flipping the switched reveals that the batteries had either died, or it was broken due to the tackle of that ghost. Steeling his nerves he slowly gets up on his knees, and there laying on the floor.... A girl! Despite the eeriness of the only illumination being from the moon, which was now at a level where it could shine right into this room, this wa

Halloween Dare Ch. 02
Halloween Dare Ch. 02 by n2anal78 © How the bitch had won I had no idea, the stupid contest had been in the bag! Keri is such a bitch; I know she fucking cheated some how. The contest had been a cheer off, and not only did it get Keri captainship of the cheer squad of Galstonberry but to make things interesting they had spiced up the competition. The loser had to go up to the haunted house at the edge of Galstonberry and Shady Water and spend the night, not just any night but Halloween, the anniversary of the night of the grisly murders over a hundred years ago. The story was that the father had lost his wife years before in some accident and to relieve himself of sexual tension he would rape and beat his daughter. Then one Halloween night when he came to her, she killed him and then committed suicide. That was the story I had always heard at school, the thing was that the story continued that the ghost of the father would rape any girl who entered the house, and when

Halloween Dare Ch. 01
Halloween Dare Ch. 01 by n2anal78 © Those magic words had been uttered. "Dave, I dare you." Eric said and now I could not back down. That was three days ago, it was easy to be brave three days before Halloween, but now that the day was here, and more importantly the night was here it seemed like one of the stupider things I had ever done. Three days ago I had been talking about the Deforest house at the farthest end of town at the top of the hill. The Deforest house was reputed to be haunted. It sat right on the border of my humdrum town Shady Water and the next Galstonberry. It was said that the father had gone into a rage when his daughter had brought home a boy from school that she had claimed to fall in love with. In his madness he killed the boy with a shotgun and then he raped and murdered his only daughter before taking his own life. That was the legend, and it had been told and re-told by all of us in high school. It was a popular senior dare to go up to

Halloween Ch. 02
Halloween Ch. 02 by Khira© He pulls up in the drive, in his headlights he sees the double garage, the Georgian windows down the side of the house. He sees the silhouettes of family behind the blinds. Switching the headlights off he wishes he could push the whole house back into darkness, push it into the recesses of his mind where there is no guilt. Maybe that is the part of his brain that got hi in this mess, that place that makes primal urges, that sees no reason. Crunching gravel underfoot as he walks up the drive, he thinks of Lily in the gravel car park. He thinks of nothing but Lily. Inside the house is warm, Kaitlyn is asleep on the mustard couch. The lights in the hall are off, the girls must be fast asleep. In the kitchen everything is immaculate, the stone benches are wiped clean, there is not a spot of dirt on the porcelain tiles. It could pass for a display home, except for the smell of the citrus cleaner. Opening the fridge, from the left hand corner of the bottom

Halloween Ch. 01
Halloween Ch. 01 by Khira© Lily has been reading Anaïs Nin. It's in her desk beneath the scrap paper. She has been reading way too much Anaïs Nin, and now tries to place together currents between people she has been reading about. She realises everything has the potential of sex behind it. She catches a smell and runs it through her mind for half an hour. At the traffic lights the man in the next car raises his eyebrows. Is it threat or invitation? *** The drive to work and home again punctuated his days. That flat backwards stretch gave him a pocket in time where he could lay his mind flat like the road and let his thoughts expand. A few other cars jutted along the highway, all of them the wrong way, against the traffic. He crossed the imaginary line every morning, from a small town almost far enough away from the city to be called country and not close enough to be a suburb, out to the districts, the opposite way of the rest of the traffic. Across the pastures that s

A Halloween Tale Ch. 02
A Halloween Tale Ch. 02 by milf26 © How is it that when you haven't gotten laid in a long time men seem to know it and they stay away form you, but the second you finally get some they come out of the woodwork? I swear, every where I looked, at the grocery store, the gym and at the dentist's office, men were winking at me, talking to me and asking me out. Well, there was one person who avoided me like I avoided him, but no matter how many dates I went on, I found myself thinking of Will more and more often. After a rather boring night of a movie and mediocre sex with my cutie dentist, I woke up next to Dr. Mike after a vivid and arousing dream about Will. I had to get him out of my head, but the avoidance route wasn't working. On a particularly bad morning, the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, I walked into the break room to grab a cup of coffee and Will was standing there, staring off into space. I tried to back out of the room and leave before he saw me, but he caught my glance a

A Halloween Tale B
A Halloween Tale by milf26 © He kicked his jeans and underwear off and I followed him into the bedroom I had waken in just a half hour before. He pushed the jacket off my shoulders until it fell in a heap on the floor, then pulled my dress over my head and gasped. "No bra? No panties?" He crooked an eyebrow. I felt I could read his thoughts like I could read an open book. There was no way he wouldn't make love to me. I would have bet money that he had never been with a black woman and the novelty of me was too much to resist. "Do you think Pocahontas shopped at Victoria's Secret? I didn't," My voice broke as his hand cupped my breast and gently hefted the weight of it. His blue eyes ran the length of my body, wandering from my eyes down over my heart-shaped face, and across my large breasts, down to my Brazilian waxed pussy; He was smitten. "You are incredibly sexy, Ella," He bent his head to take my nipple into his mouth and I melted. Vaugely I heard a mewling noise that

A Halloween Tale A
A Halloween Tale by milf26 © I hate Halloween. There, I said it. I hate Halloween because when you are a black girl there aren't too many things you can choose to be. The little white girls could always be Daphne from Scooby Doo, or a princess from whatever Disney film was popular at the time. Not me, I think I may have been a witch a few times, a ghost, and a clown. No Disney for me. As I grew a little older, I found that being short and halfway between thin and fat didn't yield a whole lot more choices...but I digress. Halloween is meant to be a time when you can cut loose, have fun and pretend to be who you want to be. Last year I got talked into going to the office party by my friend, Karen. She begged me for three weeks until I finally just agreed to go so that she would shut up. "Fine!" I huffed at lunch. "Whatever! Will you just stop fucking talking about it? Please?" I took a bite of my sandwich and chewed thoughtfully trying to figure out what last minute costume I coul

The Halloween Party
The Halloween Party by Elainabunny © I can't believe Julie talked me into this. I thought as I pulled on the last piece of my costume. Julie was my best friend and I would do anything for her, but I was beginning to have second thoughts. We decided to go to a Halloween party her boyfriend was invited to, as "Valkyrie's" after seeing them in a video game. The costume consisted of a blue satin push up bra, a thong, and a "skirt" that was more like a long loin cloth. I wore my black stilettos with it and my legs were tan enough that stockings weren't necessary. Looking in the mirror I decided I was showing more skin than material of my costume, but regardless, I looked hot. The doorbell rang and I knew I couldn't let Julie down. I pulled the door open and my jaw dropped, Julie's red Valkyrie costume really looked great with her flame red hair. "Holy Shit Tracey, you look hot!" Julie said as she walked in, turning me around to check me out. "I wasn't sure if I was showing too much

Hallowing Eve
Hallowing Eve by impressive © Lisa stood on the cabin's small porch and shook the rain from her hair as she fished in her pocket for the key. Privacy be damned, she swore to herself. Next time, I'll choose a place that is reachable by car. Moments later, a similarly soaked Eve joined her. They'd been almost half a mile away when the storm caught them by surprise. Trudging through high winds and torrential rain was not the best way to start their weekend escape. "Just whose bright idea was it to walk?" Eve panted. "Hurry up, woman! I'm freezing." Lisa shot Eve a sardonic look as she pushed open the heavy door with her hip. "I seem to recall it being your idea. I wanted to wait for the ATV shuttle." "Your memory is.... Oh, wow! This place is gorgeous." Eve kicked off her sneakers and peeled the sodden socks from her feet, her feigned annoyance forgotten. She rubbed and wiggled her toes a bit to warm them. "I'll start a fire." Lisa grinned at her abrupt change in tone.

Halloween With The Boss
Halloween with the Boss by Aries77 © Halloween was fast approaching. Bryan had told the staff that they could wear costumes and Jodi couldn't wait. She had a special one picked out to wear. She knew the other people at work might talk, but she didn't care. All she wanted to do was get Bryan's attention and maybe torture him a little. The day to dress up was actually a week before Halloween because there was a special event happening at the store. Jodi got up extra early to make sure she looked just right. She parted her hair in the middle and put it in pigtails. She then put on her favorite thong and a strapless push-up bra. Finally she pulled on the skirt and buttoned up the skirt she had chosen. She checked herself in the mirror. Something was missing. She looked down and saw her stockings still laying on the bed. She quickly pulled them on, white thigh-highs, and found her shoes. One last look in the mirror and she was done. Perfect. "Bryan will go crazy watching me all d

Men V Women Road Trip
His and Hers Road Trip HERS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. 4. Arrives at destination presently. HIS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. 3. Drives an extra five miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls down window. 5. Hocks a loogie. 6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven. 7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky. 8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. Farts, after he closes the door. 11. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven. 12. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was. 13. Almost hits a deer. 14. Curses the night. 15. Curses you. 16. Curses the large Slurpee.

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by bindmetotruth © They met on the internet and had been talking for a month on the phone, getting to know one another. They knew each others basics and even some of their secrets. However, when they both agreed to dress up and go to a Halloween party that was open to the public, and actually meet and maybe live out one of their fantasies, both spent days stammering for reasons not to attend. In the end the curiosity and desire won out. After all, they didn't have to go through with their mutual fantasy of having sex in a public place with a virtual stranger all they had to do is meet. No promises of anything. Since they never met, they agreed they would see if they could find each other at this Halloween Party. They knew the basics of course; she was 5' 2", brown hair that fell to the middle of her back and deep brown eyes. She would be dressed in a black dress, cut mid thigh in the front and full length in the back, shimmer of lace will cover her face and trai

Halloween Night Of Firsts
Halloween Night of Firsts by Txdelicatablegrl © We were suppose to go to a Halloween party that night. At least that is what he told me when he called me that evening to arrange our date. It was my freshman year in college and he was an older man, 28 to be exact, with a fast cherry red Mustang convertible and a penchant for the bottle, which is something that I would later find out. Sounds like I had my hands on a rebel huh? Well you're 100% correct. Long hair and deep blue eyes with a tall muscular figure, he was something to look at. You know what they say about tall men. Oh yeah it was long and thick and was in love with it too! And what did I look like? Ok well I was 21 with long blonde hair down to the middle of my back and a curvy figure with breasts 36c, a bit of a hippy chick. So of course I was lustful of him the first time I saw him. He had that smile that was so sinful you knew his mind was up to thoughts of no good. So where was I anyway

Halloween Mystery Woman
Halloween Mystery Woman by KittycatWoman © "HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY AT THE REC CENTER" is what the ad said in the local newspaper. Diane was thrilled! She'd known Dave for years and he'd talked about having a party of this type to bring the neighborhood together. It would be a time for everyone to see the remodeling work that had just been done at the center and he might even get a few people to sign up as new members. Should she go? Of course! How could she not support her friend? Wait a minute...this just might be a perfect opportunity to have a little fun. A night to dress up and be someone else. Her choice of costume was easy. He'd never figure it out. This was going to be fun! The place was packed when she arrived. She chuckled to herself as she saw Dave, dressed as a cowboy, busy playing host to everyone. From over in the corner, she watched as he worked the room. He was refilling punch and snack bowls, answering questions about the recent work, and seeing to it that ev

Rules For Men
1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. b. After wrecking his boss' Ferrari. c. When his date is using her teeth. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting time is six minutes 7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthd

Halloween Gothic
Halloween Gothic by C_Lakewood © The following was inspired by Vlad Potemkin's story, "The Painting." I sent a copy to Vlad; he liked it and encouraged me to post it. M.u< * Charlotte Renfield was shopping. The 36-year-old associate professor of history at the University of Chicago had decided to spend the last full day of her latest trip to London by venturing off the beaten path a bit and looking for something "significant" as a souvenir. So she found herself shopping, in Islington -- not on Saturday, when hordes swarmed round -- but in mid-week, and in the rain. The untidy little gallery was deserted when she wandered in, except for the 40-ish Romany woman who was obviously the owner. Actually, it was much more a "curiosity shop" than an art gallery and displayed a variety of wares: a case of campaign medals, a plaster bust of George IV, shelves of elderly books and East European crafts, an elephant's foot, a painted cast iron figurine of Sary Gamp, a Turkish scimitar,

Halloween Dreams
Halloween Dreams by capricious_chic © Autumn was Amy's favorite time of year with Halloween being her favorite night. She loved the idea of putting on a costume and becoming someone else, if only for a night. Amy was well aware that she is considered a plain girl; genetics had not been kind to her. She had inherited what she considers her family's worst traits: dull green eyes, mousy brown hair and at five foot five inches and 180 Lbs. a body that left much to be desired. Amy's attempts at sociability had met with limited success, insufficient to translate to anything that lasted more than a few weeks. Men, in her estimation, were fickle creatures. Amy wanted a real relationship, one that included frequent sex. In her desperation she planned a Halloween party in hope that she would meet someone new or spark an interest in someone with whom she was already acquainted. She had agonized over her costume choice and had already rented space at a local hotel, one which also had a pop

October 25, 2007
You may be just a tiny bit freaked out over a situation that is largely out of your hands. There's no use worrying over something you can't control, so do your best to refocus and calm down through the day.

Halloween Delight
Halloween Delight by bedtymelover2 © It 'twas Halloween once again. A time for pumpkin pie and roasted seeds that I find more thrilling and exciting then a handsome man parading around in a bath towel or a skimpy G-string in the back of my charming mansion on the hilltop. Well, at least not until I have my yearly dose of penis-cillene. Each year I would select a special someone to dress up as a pumpkin-head and read to me in my lonely Victorian room. You see, I am an ailing granny of twelve children and as many as fifteen grandchildren. So you can see why I am bedridden and can't get around like I use to. Ever since Henry died and left me with his family business of growing giant pumpkins, I felt obligated to carryout his last request. To never sell or allow anyone to gain control of the business his granddad once began back in 1901! I reside somewhere in the eastern part of the country where my two sons and one lovely daughter still remains. The giant brick estate is part

Halloween Break-up Mix-up
Halloween Break-up Mix-Up by n2anal78 © Cathy was in her second year of college interning in the office where I worked. Short red hair, brown eyes, well muscled legs and ass, flat stomach and firm C sized breasts she nearly always displayed in low cut shirts and dresses. I wasn't the only guy in the office interested in her and despite the fact she was out of my league I flirted and made tentative offers for nights out which she always gently turned down. I figured I had a better shot than the forty and fifty year olds populating the office, having just finished college two years before. The only guy my age was Danny. Danny was the boss's nephew and ever since he had started work in the office all of the credit for my hard work went to that asshole. Danny had a hot Latino girlfriend named Monica that I had seen at the last company Christmas party. She'd worn a tight red dress with a slit up to her hip and had all the eyes of the guys in the company on her all night.

Halloween Again!
Halloween Again! by sam1809 © Halloween was cool, when I was a kid. But I'm a 35 year old single man, with no kids that I'm aware of, and Halloween is now more of a burden than something I look forward to. My neighborhood is just loaded with kids. They're running up and down the street all day long. Playing, running around, doing what kids do. And this means I can't just avoid Halloween. If I'm not there, dishing out candy, then I'm subject to getting a trick. I don't want to learn how difficult it is to get toilet paper off a 50' pine tree. So I'll follow the rules, and play along. Like the last few years, I've stocked up on candy. Boy, have I stocked up on candy! All kinds, shapes and sizes. From sweet tarts, to small candy bars, to tootsie rolls, to the hard candy nobody likes. If I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it right. The kids in my neighborhood are going to worship the candy-giving I'm going to do. Like my father said, if you're going to do it, may as well do it

A Halloween Dream
A Halloween Dream by YourMistress © Because girls can soak the sheets, too... As I drifted off to sleep, my mind transported me to a huge, lavishly decorated warehouse. The walls, covered in metallic black and purple foil, were splattered with blood and had fake corpses and severed body parts hanging from them. A steady supply of glittering confetti rained down from the ceiling and came to rest upon the hundreds of costumed attendees of this Murderers' Ball. I looked down and realized I was dressed as a dominatrix who, by the looks of the black vinyl costume, had taken it a bit too far. Little drops of redness speckled my bustier dress and the ample amount of cleavage it caused. I had my weapon, a bullwhip, wrapped around my fist. My platform knee-high boots were the worst though; everything from the ankle down was smeared with blood, indicating that I probably stomped on my victim in addition to beating him to death. Thinking I might run into some friends, I pushed my wa

Some Facts
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lounge
Created a new lounge. Everyone should come check it out. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just like many others have. Don't be shy just click the link below. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50163# I hopw you enjoy it. Love you all. Jenny Yum

Fellatio In A Van
Fellatio in a Van by WFEATHER © I groaned aloud as she took me into her throat, my testicles full of need, her painted lips firmly sealed around the root of my length. On my back upon the floor of the van, I was practically in heaven. Even with my eyes open, it was difficult to see, in part due to the heavily-tinted windows, and in part due to the near-total darkness of the thick grove of trees in which she had parked the van. But I did not need to see to know that she was an expert at what she was doing. I had met her at my favorite club. I had gone solo, not necessarily looking to hook up with anyone, but certainly hoping to meet one or two beautiful young women in the hopes of starting something that might come to fruition at some point down the road. That was odd, for we were truly down the road from the city, out on the edge of farm country, and things were indeed coming to fruition. She gagged around me, the sound wonderful and the feeling sensational. Yet sti

The Extender
The Extender by Paul44 © (Author's Note; Though the story is complete within itself it is a sequel to Silver Buckles if you want to read that story.) * The tinny bell echoed in the crowded interior as the young couple entered the shop and gasped at the goods they saw stocked on the shelves or on offer. The air seemed to be filled with the musty smell of dust, old polish and beneath this an unusual and repellent odour that neither could work out. Yet every surface seemed to sparkle and beckon to their weary eyes. Looking about them the couple saw highly polished wood, gleaming Moroccan leather lounges and chairs and deeper in the shop they made out boots and other leather clothing. Gasping the black haired woman grasped her partner's arm and pulled him towards the leather clothing she saw in the back. Her pale face painted a shade of white relieved by dark red lipstick and black eyeliner, her hair was greasy and long though tied back in a single braid. A silver stud pierced

Ever A Kiss So Raw
Ever a Kiss so Raw by James Cody © I was tired of running from her. I never stayed more than a few months to a year in one place, working the odd job, making the odd friend. But then the deaths would start: stray animals found drained of blood; livestock mutilated and eaten; a child would go missing and would be found, torn and chewed. I'd be on the road by then, hitching my way cross country to find another beginning in another hiding place. As luck would have it I was now back where it all began. The house had been abandoned once I left. No one would want to live in the house where the crazy man tried to bring his dead wife back to life. If they'd known I'd succeeded it might actually have been a worthwhile tourist attraction: The New House of Frankenstein. I smiled at that. I wasn't actually Frankenstein, though. On the twelfth night of the twelfth month after her death, I spilt the blood of 12 people -- six men and six women -- over the spot where I'd buried her behind t

Eugene
Eugene by TxRad© Eugene sat on the old wooden bench in the dark back corner of the city park. The old .44 magnum pistol he had stolen from his grandfather was a cold dead weight in his lap. It was loaded and cocked. All Eugene needed was the nerve to use it. When you are forty, short, fat, ugly, and have a small dick what kind of a future do you have? Add the wimpy nerdy name of Eugene on top of all that and the answer is obvious-- none. Shunned, ridiculed, and unloved, the answer blew cold and hollow through his soul. With a shivering sigh, Eugene picked the massive gun up and opened his mouth. It's massive weight made him hold it with both hands as he brought the barrel around and up. As he started to stick it in his mouth he froze. "No way!" he muttered. He could see the cops when they found his lifeless body and the smirks and grins on their cruel faces. "What a Homo," they would say. It would look like he was sucking on a big shiny steel dick. There had been eno

The Edge Of Darkness
The Edge of Darkness by vanak23 © All characters are simple figments of my imagination and are 18 years of age or older. * "Is it the beast you fear?" She asked quietly. The small, dark skinned girl in front of her did not look up to where the soft, feminine voice came from. Her dark, tight curls were matted to the side of her face, sweat trickling down the tip of her nose only to be knocked off when her young body was slammed forward repeatedly by the man behind her. This had gone on for over an hour and the youthful body of Rhonda Jameson was beginning to bruise as the large man behind her continued to pound his cock into her nearly dry pussy. The price for a rock was one that she had paid numerous times over the last year, a piece of ass for a bit of relief in her drug driven life. She didn't mind fucking, it was her second favorite pastime next to drug use and if she could get both then life was good...except this time. Oh, she had been beaten and roughed up before

Drive
Drive by Vampladydi© * It was just after midnight. He couldn't tell you why, but from the day he bought the black Corvette he felt compelled to go for long drives at night. It seemed he was drawn to driving by the old cemetery. That's where he saw her in his dreams many times, waiting there by the road for him to pick her up. The dreams were so compelling that if he didn't take the Corvette out at night to look for her, he never got to sleep. She seemed to be calling to him and he was powerless to stop himself from answering. He shifted gears and took the turn too fast, heedless of the misty fog that wafted through menacing branches and the light drizzle that slickened the streets. The black Corvette pulled up to the ornate wrought iron gate, the engine humming, purring, as he idled just in front of it. He sat there, hands clutching the wheel, and waited. What was he doing here? Was he going insane? There was no one here. He lit a cigarette and was preparing to leave, but

Down In The Dark Deep
Down in the Dark Deep by Sexxy Vixen © The soft chirping of birds sounded through the chilly October air. The cool sand squished between my toes as I walked along the edge of the beach. Lapping occasionally at my toes, the water rolled onto the beach in gentle waves. A low song floated across the water. My ears perked up to listen to the tune. The voice was masculine, the melody, rolling and seductive. The words, though unintelligible, caressed my senses. My heart swelled as the song wound around my body in the promise of love eternal. I turned to face the placid water, and my mind seemed to detach from the rest of my body and lose control of my functions. Reaching up, I slowly unfastened the pink buttons that held my shirt closed. Though I couldn't wrap my mind around the reasoning behind it, I continued to undress. The cotton shirt dropped forgotten to the sand. My nipples stiffened in the cool air as I stripped the last layer of protection from my chest. The white lacey br

Femicide
Femicide Femicide – murder of women by their batterers – is another phenomenon that should be regarded as a separate category when recording domestic violence. Studies carried out in Australia, Bangladesh, Canada, Kenya, Thailand and the United States of America have documented the incidence of femicide within the domestic sphere.12 In Southern Africa, women’s groups have begun to document the increasing incidence of femicide, and data on this issue are available from Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.13 A comparative analysis of spousal homicide, based on 1991 data, concluded that Russian women are 2.5 times more likely to be murdered by their partners than American women. However, American women are already twice as likely to be killed by their partners than women in Western European countries.14

Dove
Dove by Rangerbrook© The rain finally stopped but Lea didn't even notice. The bath felt so good. She had worked hard all week and this was her reward. One last night in this grand hotel, with a bath room nearly the size of her apartment back home. So she had turned on the CD player in the other room, striped out of her clothes and ran a bath, lit some candles and now she closed out the world. She let her mind drift as her hands played with the bubbles. Her new boss was a little skittish, he would not come in the room yet insisted she remain there. This was a bit new, just handing her things to research and then leaving. Normally he would stay in the room and work with her on reports and lining up buyers or raising funds. They made a good team, but this trip he was not acting himself. A month ago at the company picnic she had worn a halter top dress and she could swear that when he saw her he felt ill, the color drained from his face and he excused himself rather quickly to hi

Death Becomes Them
Death Becomes Them by geekychick_76 © I hope you enjoy this work of fictional horror. Eveything in this story is one hundred percent fiction and in no way depicts an real event or place. It is a fantasy, not reality. * I seem to have startled you. No, I am not a doctor. I am Death. Only you can see me. I am your final comfort and your last nightmare. We have a few moments before you begin your journey. Certain, shall we say, 'requirements' that must be satisfied and are not quite complete. Pardon my rather elated demeanor for I am quite pleased tonight. Shall I tell you of my magnificent acquisitions? And how I first met them? On the other hand, would you rather? Yes, I thought you might like to hear my story. I suppose I should begin with when I first encountered Annalise. She was smothering a man with a pillow; I was there of course. Such a clever woman, I admired her immediately. Placing a sedative in his drink before making love to him was so adroit. S

Dead Girl
Dead Girl by Lady Malachite © I had been dead three years when I pretended not to notice the man drop a pill into my white wine, but that didn't stop him from trying. It hadn't stopped the other six hundred and sixty five men who were intent on courting me in this bizarre and ungentlemanly manner and it wouldn't stop the next man or the next. My afterlife was an endless cycle of man after man. The same dirty tricks, the same wretched result. It was fascinating how repetitive it all was. There was almost nothing to keep me going anymore. Almost.... Three years ago I had gone to a college party at one of the local frat houses and some bastard killed me by putting something nasty in the wine cooler. I hovered over myself watching helplessly as he ravished my lifeless body. I felt light-headed and only semiconscious, oddly disconnected to what was going on beneath me. I thought at first that the whole experience was some sort of drug-induced hallucination and I felt free to just

Consequences
Denial of fundamental rights Perhaps the most crucial consequence of violence against women and girls is the denial of fundamental human rights to women and girls. International human rights instruments such as the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), adopted in 1948, the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW), adopted in 1979, and the Convention on the Rights of the Child (CRC), adopted in 1989, affirm the principles of fundamental rights and freedoms of every human being. Both CEDAW and the CRC are guided by a broad concept of human rights that stretches beyond civil and political rights to the core issues of economic survival, health, and education that affect the quality of daily life for most women and children. The two Conventions call for the right to protection from gender-based abuse and neglect. The strength of these treaties rests on an international consensus, and the assumption that all practice

Traditional And Cultural Practices Affecting The Health And Lives Of Women
Traditional and cultural practices affecting the health and lives of women Around the world, women and girls suffer the harmful and life-threatening effects of traditional and cultural practices that continue under the guise of cultural and social conformism and religious beliefs. Examples include: Female Genital Mutilation (FGM): It has been estimated that nearly 130 million women worldwide have undergone FGM and that approximately two million undergo the procedure every year. FGM takes place in 28 countries in Africa (both eastern and western), in some regions in Asia and the Middle East, and in certain immigrant communities in North America, Europe and Australia. It can lead to death and infertility, and long-term psychological trauma combined with extreme physical suffering. Dowry-related violence: Even though India has legally abolished the institution of dowry, dowry-related violence is actually on the rise. More than 5,000 women are killed annually by

Sexual Abuse Of Children And Adolescents
Sexual abuse of children and adolescents Considering the taboo in most countries that surrounds incest or the sexual abuse of children and adolescents within the family, this is one of the most invisible forms of violence. Because the crime is perpetrated most often by a father, stepfather, grandfather, brother, uncle, or another male relative in a position of trust, the rights of the child are usually sacrificed in order to protect the name of the family and that of the adult perpetrator. However, studies have shown that from 40 to 60 per cent of known sexual assaults within the family are committed against girls aged 15 years and younger, regardless of region or culture.15 A recent study in the Netherlands showed that 45 per cent of the victims of sexual violence within the domestic sphere are under the age of 18. Of these, girls are far more likely to be victims of incest than boys.

Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

Forced Prostitution
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hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it

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