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What A Morning
I'm having a Blonde Moment Morning, I swear. It was so hard to get up, I just wanted to keep sleeping 5 more mins. But I did finally get out of bed. Everything is moving smooth until I can't find my car keys with my work keys attached. Had them last night, just can't find them now. Oh well, so off to preschool we go. Get my daughter dropped off (thank you daddy) and off to work I go. Still no keys to be found. Good thing one of my co-workers comes in earlier then me, I just had her open up the office at 1 min to 8 am. So tonight it's the great hunt for the work keys. LOL See what happens when a blonde washes her hair?

Nervous
Tomorrow is the day i go to the ortho doc for my foot... since i havent healed and it been 3 months there is concern on why i am still hurting.. i dont know what will happen.. how things will go.. i dont want them putting a cast on me cus them what am i suppose to do with working ou.. i am scared cus i am doing sooo well.. :( i dont want to go back i want to go forward... wish me luck tomorrow

Happy 6irthday!!!!!!! Kewi
2day is my 6a6y's 6irthday as u already know she turned 2. it seems like yesterday that she wuzz 6orn now she is on her second 6irthday.cum by rate her pics and show her sum love on her very special day.

Thursday
Todays comment is an old tag I made and have used over and over, I just go to either "RockYou" or "slide" and add some FX to keep it fresh(?) Funny Thursday must not be a very creative day for me? So: "Due to lack of interest ... -T H U R S D A Y- Has been cancelled!" Yikes! (looks as that one didnt work, eh try a "RockYou" - Get Your Own I cant see the one below ... -Can YOU?-

Forgot About This Crap
the grandma actually accused us of only getting married to take custody of lynn guess what stupid witch state of texas already said we r common law married for 12 yrs. we got married as i like to say to make it right with GOD. Even not married we would make better parents we would never run off with the baby. we would allow visitation when ever not at thier freakin convience oh she is too good to take a bus but cant afford a car that can make it down here. She seems to think that she has more rights then donnie lol get real stupid bitch i know NSFW screw it I am mad this is my fucking blogg dont like it dont fucking read it. Oh it is her first christmas with her grandchild whine fucking whine bitch OMFG I cant wait to find an attorney I hope donnie calls that one today and see if she will have the courts since Missy is in contemt pay all fees oh how sweet that would be

Kow
This is to the "Kingdom of the Wolves",but most especially to their great tyrannical leader "Lord Wolf"....it seems that when he gives control of a platoon to someone that is totally under their control,it is truly a "conditional" control...for if he doesn't like your decisions or the way you set up your regs he calls you insubordinate(by the way people,learn to spell and which words to use),but if he likes something you do he may very well claim it for himself and use it for the kingdom.....He claims his first lady has equal say in how the kingdom is run,but rules her with an iron fist...he gives with one hand and takes away with the other....founding something DOES NOT give you the right to say who you may have as friends,what you may have as primary pics(bombing pics,ok),etcetera,etcetera,etcetera..... You can block me Jeff,you can make people drop me as a friend,but each time you do something like that you simply reinforce the image of you as a tyrant...look up the definition ...

Your Heart
Follow your dreams Follow your heart Wherever that may take you Whether it be near Whether it be far Wherever it may be Look deep inside yourself And see what you can see Whether its filling a VOID you have Or there’s a strong bond You may eventually see What’s right in front of you I WILL be there in the end Through it ALL With Care I’ll always be there In spirit and in your heart We will never be apart

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Can It Get Any Worse?
So yesterday I take off work early to...do some things...and meet up with the most gorgeous guy ever. As I'm leaving him, I'm going about 5 miles an hour through this parking lot and BAM! Some jerk-off backs into me with his steel flatbed truck. Shatters my passenger window, fucks my door up super bad...and at first tried to blame it on me! So I call the police, and the insurance company...this guy's like, "the police won't come to a parking lot" and I'm like yeah they will! He gives me all his info and leaves, I'm almost in tears because this is TWO wrecks in TWO months! Damnit! Come to find out this guy was driving under a suspended license. But, the insurance girl was the best ever, it was almost 6 but she found a body shop to take it to, hooked me up with a sweet 2008 Dodge Avenger from Enterprise, stayed on the phone with me the whole time I'm freaking out... I hope it's not gonna be considered a total loss. I just bought that damn car. Because of some other dummy that fuck

Who Wants Gifts For Help Let Me Know
~I need all my friends to help on this contest please my friend is in a contest for a happy hour and is in need of help so in helping me your helping her too. ~~~~ Please come and leave a comment or two or as many as you would like. Founder of COS~ Recruiter For The Git-R-Done Rebel Family Bombsquad~ 'Gothic Rose WRR Army' ~Fubar Wife of Warlock~BBG Fan Train~F.A.R.~{I.A.R.#41} ~Brought to you by~ angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

Gym Class Heroes-clothes Off
We have to take our clothes off We have to party all night And we have to take our clothes off To have a good time Oh no Excuse me miss I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are I'm trying to see how your lips feel Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travie and I'm pretty much a big deal Oh, you've never heard of me That sounds absurd to me The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too Such an angel with a devilish angle And quite the certified sweet talker And you're buying every line of it girl And I don't really blame you If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same t

"how Old Are You?"
“How Old Are You?” Age is a quality of the mind. If you have left your dreams behind, If hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead, If your ambitions’ fires are dead --- Then you are old. But if from life you take the best, And if in life you keep the jest, If love you hold; No matter how the years go by, No matter how the birthdays fly ___ You are not old. H.S. Fritsch

That's Just Wrong!
I caught a glimpse of myself in the doorway earlier on the way to the fax machine and I almost cringed. The way I'm dressed today and with the way my hair is done i look like Susie Homemaker. *shoot me*

This Weekend
Hey everyone .. we are having company this weekend so we wont be on as much as normal. We will check it from time to time but we wont be able to be on as much due to visiting and having fun... we will be back on as much as normal starting monday... have a great weekend.

Love Poems
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wrote your name in the sky,

Waterfront Bar
theres this little dive of a bar down on the waterfront near the docks its frequented by civilian dock workers and naval personel one night the dock workers and the navy guy start in about who has bigger dicks it starts to get a little heated the owner gets concerned about a fight and stuff getting broken in his bar so he suggests comparing they set up 2 tables side bt side the dock workers whip out their dicks and place them on one table the navy guys do the same on the other table just then 2 gay guys walk in one says to the other... look maurice !!! a shmorgashboard !!!!

Djs
Ok peeps webcityradio is looking for new djs so if any one is djing in a lounge and wishes to up the anty and dj for a real radio station feel free to pop along into http://webcityradio.com and take a look at the schedual if there are any slots you think you could fill please dont hesitate to fill out an application and the management will get back to you asap thanks......

You Lose Some, You Gain Some
I have met some wonderful people, i have even become close to some, and made enemies out of other's. I have gained some and lost some, but i have moved on. I have made some new friends and i am happy for that. I know that nothing lasts forever, but it breaks my heart when i have to say goodbye to a good friend. but i know that true friends never go away for very long, they always come back and we must hang on tight because they dont come around very often. So like a balloon i will hang on tight to you my friend. I will keep you close in my heart, so that way if we ever have to say goodbye you will never be that far away just a heart beat away. But i hope that we never have to say goodbye that would really tear me apart. You lose some, you gain some and that is all a part of life. I pray that i never lose you as a friend. I will be here for you through good times bad times, laughter and tears, sunshine or rain. I will be the unbrella that keeps you dry

In The Hart Of A Thug
In the hart of a thug there is alot of love but in the face of a thug he shows no weakness The things he do to keep his family close and safe is a glimps of how he cares The things he do for his homeboys show that there is still love deep inside of him When he mean mugs you can't begine to notice his softness but it is there When he kisses his woman or plays with his child In the way he daps his friends The way he rolls for his hood In the way he fights for his falling In every thing he do there are glimpse of the love he has In the hart of a thug there is alot of love Music Videos - Lil LOVE (feat Mariah Carey and Bow Wow)

Prizes
the ladies remaining have help me level up i will prize out every one 6-8 will get a one day blast and a platuim cherry also. cont the comment bombing the contest will end saturday night at 11pm . thanks to all who enteree dont stop now never know what might happen. those out there that would like to help them comments are always welcomed bingo

Crabs
an 82 year old virgin went to see her doctor she said, doctor i think i have crabs the doctor said, lets take a look he gets her up on the table...takes a look and says lady...those arent crabs.. that cherry is so old those are fruit flies.

Would U
MARK ALL THAT APPLY 1.date? [] 2.love? [] 3.kiss? [] 4.lick? [] 5.touch ? [] 6.hate? [] 7.love? [] 8.strip for? [] 9.stare at? [] 10.marry? [] 11.please? [] 12.tease? [] 13.go out with? [] 14.make out? [] 15.suck? [] 16.fight? [] 17.help? [] 18.hug? [] 19.dance with? [] 20.hurt? [] 21.have sex with? []

"warm And Tight"
~Warm and Tight~ I think about you all the time you fill my head with butterflies I feel myself inside of you- oh my, you feel so warm and tight. Within you lie the gates of God beyond these gates is where you stand you gave me things I've never had now I'm a whole and holy man. You make the world seem so divine and every star in heaven shines I never thought I'd feel pristine now when I speak, my phrases rhyme. And if one night you close your eyes you'll feel me deep inside your mind and in one soft caressing sigh you'll know that I would die to cry the tears that you have cried. I think about you all the time- oh my, you feel so warm and tight. Copyright ©2007

Noon Update Wsc~ Bombing October 18th
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~ Saddle Up Wicked Storm Crew ~*~ We're Going to Town~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ LilMsMaria's daughter's contest has already closed this morning. Hostess of the contest closed and told Rain she was on way to the doctor's office we will update you on the outcome soon as we know, other wise continue bombing those below. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comments. Show her some Love!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ M

Liars, Roommates And Everything In Between
I was forced to leave home last year at this time. I moved in with people I met through friends because I had nowhere else to go. I have been paying $500 a month toward rent and lived with 2 other people. Last month, my roommates broke up and the female kicked the male out. I was worried bout rent but she told me not to worry. She already moved on to a new guy and has been practically living with him the last month or so. I'm the only one who takes care of the apartment. Tuesday there was a petition from the court for non-payment where she has not paid rent since MAY!! They are demanding the money or eviction. She's still telling me not to worry but I do not want to come home one day and find that the marshall has locked me out the aprtment. I'm trying to move before any actions happen against us. I'm halfway packed and will pack the rest tonite to be out tomorrow. Should I let her know I'm leaving or just leave a note like she does for me?

Yes Please Do!
Good Morning All! I need a little bit of help and a lot of love shown! I have some amazing friends on here and I have a few of my guys who need some help! They are always there for me when I need them and I want to show them the love and respect that they need! They would love to level and I would love to help them! But, I can't do it all on my own so I am asking all of you to help! Can you please stop by and show them some love? Rate them, fan them, do whatever it takes. Thank you so much! And if you don't want to show some love can you at least repost this for me? *MUAH* Love always, Elizabeth P.S. careful ladies... these are some hotties:) Tattooed BadAss ~ Security @ 504 BOURBON STREET@ fubar pip1966@ fubar lc@ fubar

What Does It Take ?
Seriously I want to know what it takes to get people to talk to you on here. I've said it time and time again that my wife is NOT jealous and doesnt mind people talking to me, or commenting on my stuff. She actually prefers it because she likes to know that other people like me. Any ways people don't be afraid to comment me or rate me.

The Right Version
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to all women when they were little girls: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the prince

Moving On, Letting Go
Moving on , time to let go, it doesnt seem fair that i have to let you go my friend, you built a new life and i am no longer part of it. our friendship was special from the start. I will never forget you and i wish you the best of luck. No matter where life leads you, I will always remember what you did for me. you never asked for anything but my friendship and that i gave to you. Moving on, time to let go. I will miss you and i will always love you my friend. Stay strong and never give up. I will always keep you close in my heart, and pray that someday we'll cross eachother's path and be able to share the frendship that we have built. Until then i will always keep you close, and hug you in my dreams. take care my friend, you will be missed. but i must move on now, and let go. I have to go on and be the person that you have helped me to become, the beauty that you showed me that i couldn't see before. The smile you brought to my face everytime we ta

The Perfect Night (pt1)
The Perfect Night Dell is such a girl who never gets noticed by any one,especially the opposite sex.As any girl who is about to turn 18 she had only a few important subjects on her mind.One of them a date to the prom and second the perfect dress.As any typical day for Dell she would watch all of the other girls at school meet up with there friends and then go make out with there boyfriends.Dell didnt have any friends she always sat alone.As the day flew by the school bell rang and like all teenagers its time to hang out and have some fun. Dell didnt have a car so she would ride the bus and then walk home. Lone and behold her fate was about to change all in a few 10 minutes."Help,Help please some one come help me" !Dell heres this cry in a short distantce.She runs down a trail to find a chubby dark haired lady laying flat on her back.Dell quickley runs to her and picks her up.Are you ok? Dell asks. Oh Im going to be ok my back went out while I was jogging down this trail.Im going to be

Milf
I have an issue with MILF, which insinuates that mothers who are "fuckable" are some huge anomaly. Duh. We're just women with kids. Babies don't turn women into sexless trolls. In fact, I insist the term be changed to WILF: Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Because mothers are women, too. So there. Thank you and Good Day!!!!!

Five Weeks ...
About 5 weeks have past since my diagnosis of Infiltrating Ductal Carcinoma. As I have trooped through all the scans and tests, I have come to a realization: part of me feels betrayed by my body. It allowed a malicious alien to form its weapons in me with the intent to own and destroy all that I am. Yet, it has also been my friend at the same time. In an act of merciful kindness it has thrust me into a deeper reliance on God. It pushed me willingly closer to my Father, the Healer and Comforter. All things fall into proper perspective when the triviality of daily activity ceases to be trivial. My children are more precious, my moments more dear. Best of all, God will be glorified by the healing He performs on my body. My daughter pointed out that Jesus came for our healing. When he left, the disciples were charged with continuing to heal. These were the acts of God, not miracles - but what He has for us. (Miraculous, indeed - the gift of a Father who loves His children.)

Halloween -trick And Treat(poem)
Happy Halloween my friends ,I hope your day is filled with those things that go bump in the night. Don’t feel fright hunt for the sweets all threw out the night. Let the gools and goblins make friends and release the darkness we all hold in. Trick and treat on that frightful street. And when the midnight falls eat the sweets. Don’t forget to brush your teeth. When the moon is full and glowing , snuggle down under the covers and let the monsters have a party under your bed while you rest your head. Rest your soul for sure, because in hours November the 1st will appear and it will be the Day of the Dead. Love, and especially DARKNESS and Passion this Halloween. Love DarkPassion

Racism-my Opinion
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK-Ok, first off, I have never been called this to my face, and if I was, I would kick your ass. Racial slurs of ANY kind are wrong and STUPID and make the speaker sound IGNORANT. But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist-What the hell? I have never referred to ANYONE in a racial way, EVER. It makes me sound ignorant, which I'm NOT. It's a generalization, and as with ALL rules, there ARE exceptions. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?-OK, this is my one problem with black people. Yes, the white man enslaved you 100 years ago. I don't know if you are aware of this yet, but Lincoln signed this document, called the EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION. You want those forty acres and that mule? WORK for it, like EVERYONE else. Slavery was 100+ yrs ago, and the Civil Rights movement was 40 yrs ago, it's time

Semi
I'm in a semi kinda mood today. I got up an had half a cup of coffee. The TV is one but I have no clue what's on it. I read a couple blogs but don't remember them. If I went golfing today I would not finish my swing and leave everything out to the right. You could spill cold water on me and I would wipe it off with my hands, not even go for a towel. Maybe I'll go to Mickey D's and not supersize, or maybe I'll leave that choice up to the guy with the headset. That would just blow their minds wouldn't it? "Just give me a number...anything 1-13, doesn't mater. Whatever is already in your slidy trough thing and throw in an apple pie".

Metropolis Part 1
Well i was gonne try and use this in some pics but its easyer to share it this way!!! The smile of dawn arrived early may she carried a gift from her home the night shed a tear to tell of here fear sell never out grow death is the first dance eternal theres no more freedom the both of you will be confined to this mind i was told theres a miracle for each day that i try i was told theres a new love that is born for each one that has died i was told thered be no one to call on when i feel alone and afraid i was told if you dream of the next world your find yoursef swimming in a lake of fire as a child i thought i could live without pain without sorrow as a man ive found its all caught up with me im asleep yet im afraid somewhere like a scene from a memory theres a picture worth a thousand words eluding stares from faces before me it hides away and will never be heard of again deceit is the second without end the citys cold blood teaches us to survive

My Rm(im Going Insane)
I like my RM dont get me wrong, but gotdamn she is on my ever lovin nerves. I need to stay by my self after this. She is nasty in some ways but in some ways she is really anoying. I guess its because she is younger than me.But i am biteing my lip and staying quiet for now. I need to talk to her. Where do I start, first it would be about her cleaness, second the food situation,third the lights and stuff,fourth the fact that its time for her to go before i kill her in her sleep. ok im just jokeing i wouldnt do that. but i feel that way some times. Oh lord give me peace and advice before i say something to her and really hurt her feelings. Im going insane

Morning...blah...
Morning's are definitely not my thing. Blurry eyes, non-functional brain...oh yeah, I hate mornings. (Especilly before my cup of coffee first thing...) At any rate, I have a weird shift today...but a small consolation is that I'll be working in receiving today. Yay! Of course...I was supposed to work receiving on Monday and due to unforeseen circumstances I found myself working customer service instead. **frowns** And yesterday, I was supposed to be in receiving as well and once again found myself working elsewhere (not at customer service, thought...pity). Stayed up way too late last night, so my usual problems with mornings seems to be exacerbated. -_-; Blech. Oooh...excitement! (Though others may find it silly...) I received my first invite to a Lounge last night. **grinz** (Not really sure what that means, precisely, but I consider it a cool-beans event!) Well-pers...I think it's about that time already...if I hurry now, I can get ready for work, but also ha

Bombing For October 18th
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~ Saddle Up Wicked Storm Crew ~*~ We're Going to Town~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ LilMsMaria's daughter is in a Cutest Kid contest. This contest ends today the 18th, unsure of the time, (keep a sharp eye on this one today!) on this one we are going for a 2nd place finish. We have her at about a 750-800 comment lead.. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comments. Show her some Love!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~

Another Romantic Story
From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?" As the guy is not good with his words, this often causes the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he only endures it in silence. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family fina

How To Express Whats Deep In My Head
how to express whats deep in my head to know what to write so that it is read not sure of emotions or feelings to feel not sure what is online or just what is real trained to believe its a text or a lie the feelings on here sent just to die a fantasy or dream not real but just fake to not be felt anymore click the x then awake looking for real and truth to explore knowing out there there has to be more someone who knows me can see thru my soul someone who trusts i just want to be whole how do you ignore what is so plain to see can you let go and not have it be to know in your mind what you see is for you but not be able to take it and just live it thru restrictions and limits due to a modem and cam distance and doubt hide all that iam to thine own self be true the rest it will come til then its is online internet i come from so look at my cam and read all of my text and then close the box moving on to the next

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then. wihout any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Somewtimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn

Do You Trust The Things
do you trust the things i say or do you think im here to play bottom line for me is this your friendship is what id truly miss do you know just what i see in you can you tell my words to you are true just look inside and close youre eyes my heart n soul not disguised i close my eyes and think of you the friend the son in all you do loyality given to those who earn never shut down and always learn the devotion emotion in all that you do to family and friends a soul that is true thinkin of others and not just of you all of this i already knew one look in your eyes i can feel all of youre pain i see all the clouds and all that sad rain but i also look deeper and just see the soul knowing you want your life to feel whole i see all the jokes the wall that you place to hide the fear and pain on your face i know that no matter what you feel inside that humor those jokes all of it hides i wish you could s

Internet Lingo
I'm really getting tired of all the stupid internet language I see everywhere. I'm talking about the replacements of the letter "s" with "z," particularly in the phrase "OMGZZZ." Really now. You expect me to believe you are saying "OH MY GODZZZ?" That would imply you worship multiple gods, which is polytheism, and since most people who DO say it tend to be monotheistic, I suppose it would be safe to say you are NOT referencing multiple deities. Therefore, you need to stop. It's annoying. Plus, I'm sure your God is getting pissed because you constantly reference these elusive other deities when he specifically commanded that you would have only him as a God. Not only that, but it would mean you were lying, and that's another big thing with God, he doesn't like liars. Same with "lol." My whole life, my family has used "LOL" as an acronym to describe "Little Old Ladies." It works, trust me. Plus it's overused, and now some people use it as filler; they aren't really laughing, the

Just A Little History
just a little info i am 26 mairred have five kids three girls and two boys. My husband Anthony is a wounderful man. I am here to meet new friends and have a good time. I am a stay at home mom and spend alot of time with my kids they are my world. Any thing else you want to know just ask and i will tell you. well this is it for now have a good day.

Kurd For Life
here you sit you ass on a mic you aint got shit but that little red trike the one you ride when you aint on his dick cmere son ill make you my trick dont shed them tears it just aint cute they make you look like you a fruit you try and stand hard then fall back down pick youself up dust off that ground you got hit by the bitches hard now you wanna play that weak ass card do betta son i know you can you seem to be c's biggest fan follow his lead and come correct n you wont have these bitches puttin ass in check fall back son you about to be done squashed and finished ass on the run only thing runnin is the piss down ya leg when everyone sees youre ass been played you hide your face behind a hat if you a guy cant do that us bitches took ya level down cause you aint shit but bobo the clown you a steward fuggin dun dun dats right a steward fuggin dumb dumb when you wanna be a balla and do the damm thang on these dicks you just cant swang be a

My Virgin Blog
To day is my first time to get my blogger cheryy popped on cherry tap, damn how ironic. I just had the time to really get into this site and I really like it. I wish i had the time to put the effort into it when i was first invited. I am meeting alot of new people here and its awsome. I like the style of the website. I need to add some music to my page like my music player and a new background or something. Well now that I am broken in I am ready to take my antics to pro style.

I Need Help
I'm in a dilemma here. You see, every so often, the university sends out an email informing us that our password will expire in X amount of days. It's my policy to match my password with the combination to my luggage. So everytime I have to change my password, I have to buy new luggage. This is causing several problems. First, I'm spending a fortune on luggage. Second, there's luggage all over my apartment. Hell, I can barely walk around here. Third, I've spent so much money on luggage, that I can't afford to go anywhere, thus defeating the purpose of having luggage in the first place. Any advice out there in Fubarland on how to solve this problem?

So, I Have This Stalker ...
I'll venture to his page soon and give you the info. However, he's/she's/it's creepy. Just comes almost daily, cruises my page multiple times. Has no picture, no friends, nothing. Has been doing this since July. I've even asked why they're checking up on me and even went so far to call them a stalker on their page. They haven't really SAID anything to me ... should I report it as it's really starting to freak me out? Kandi!

Please Help Us Help Debbie
hey everyone..my friend debbie here needs your comments on this pic to help her win a VIP for a month. come on down and drop her a comment ...all help would greatly be appreciated. she deserves this ..please her ...she would do it for anyone:) littlest angel Lisa

Moving Forward
I recently got out of a relationship with the true love of my life. Its unfortunate for me since I truly love this man and he claims to love me with all his heart as well, its just things couldn't be worked out on my behalf. However, I know that this adventure has brought with it triumphs and left behind some good memories and lessons as well as a broken heart. I know now that I must learn to love the one I claim to love unconditionally. All the little things that aren't relevant I should not let get the best of me. I know now, where my mistakes lie, a little too late though. But it'll help me for the future. I just wish there was a fast forward button to get me through this, even though I know I am strong enough to over come this and anything that comes my way, its just getting through this phase that I dont want to deal with. But, what's life without pain? Isn't that how we learn to be stronger and wiser for anything that comes our way? I believe so. I've always been a ve

Hes The One
for so long i've wished for true love and real happiness... i've wished for the one person that i knew was out there just didn't know where to find him... i had given up and thought just maybe i was wishing for too much... then out of the blue there he was... so unexpectedly gorgeous and sweet and successful... now my life begins with a man that i am destined to be with... he wants to make all my wishes and dreams come true no matter what they are or how many i have. never in my lifetime did i ever expect to find a person that makes me as happy as he does... i knew almost instantly it was him... as if i recognized him from my dreams... it was him... the one in my dreams... hes the one i will love forever hes the one for me.

Freaky #2
Ok, so I live in Salem, MA during Halloween. I already posted a blog of something freaky that happened to me the other day. Here is something freaky that happened to me today. Last week, we bought a new fish for the fish tank. It lasted 3 days before it started to look ill, then it just disappeared. I looked thru the whole fish tank, as well as my husband and daughter. We even looked around the outside of the fish tank thinking it may have jumped out. We couldn't find it. We moved all the plants and the rocks and shells. It was gone. This fish was a White Molly, about almost 2 inches long. The stones and background are blue and the plants are reddish brown and green as well as the rocks being brown and sandy. A week ago to the day it went missing, I found it floating dead on the top of the tank. Where was it this whole time? Why did it appear a week later? Why weren't we able to find it before now? Does this have to do with the other freaky thing that happened

Painting Rainbows
Have you ever met someone who always knows the right things to say, the right look to give, the perfect touch to offer in times when you felt no one else could 'connect' with you? Recently I have been blessed with the beauty of someone who I like to think is one of the few people who put the colors in rainbows...They walk into a room and EVERYONE around them becomes a beautiful shade in a perfect color palette. In my life I have noticed that the most elegant and perfect poems are always signed by "Anonymous" writers..and I've often wondered why or how someone could create such beauty and not take credit for it. I now have a deeper understanding...The author wants the beauty and credit to be souly on the lines in the poem, and not on themselves~ one very unself act. I feel that same way about the person whom I've recently came to know on a deeper level....there's not any need to reveal whom they are...for once you've crossed paths with them, you are well aware of their perfect identit

Show Someone Some Love!
Feeling a bit blah today, not feeling loved, kind of shunned..:( so I thought I would at least try and help womeone else feel special..:) And She is..Check her out and give her the love I know you know how too, that is if you haven't added her yet..:) Hugs and Kisses! ♥ _-*- Curvy_Cutie-*-_ ♥ - ~_*0o - R/L GF TO ¤ F£ÅMË ¤ o0 ~_*@ fubar

Ranting
First of all...im a human being...im a mother..i work hard..i own my own house...im a good friend and would give the shirt off my back to any one that had less than me...im honest...and i have some good friends on here And none of these things

My Dream (by Amiya)
I had a dream the other night, you were in it holding me tight. You held me tight just as you did the night before. You kissed me tenderly as your hand gently caressed my face. You told me you loved me and that i was the only one, and in this dream we were as one. Surrounded by the trees and covered by the stars, i looked into your eyes and felt there could be nothing more to fill my heart. In my dream you held my gaze and told me you loved me again and as you took me in your arms to make love to me I told you I love you to... When I awoke I reached for you, only to find you were not here,sadly that's when i realized it was only a dream...... Amiya

What People Are Looking For
What People are looking for in this world, from the other sex, I would like to hear about it, to see what other people think. It can be anything you like to write down, like love, friendship, sex, Kids, Trust, all about feels. You never know there may be people out there that thinks like you, lets find out.

Fun Fun Fun!!! Next Friday Night!!
Next Friday the 26th at 8:00pm a bunch of us are going to go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.. If you have never been to this it is a MUST.... So, WHO wants to go???? I'll give you the details!!!!! Peace out Jokers!!! ~KIM~

Today On World Rock Radio
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Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred,and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table.But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must dosomething about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There,Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his e

Tell Someone You Love Them Before It's Too Late
I Love You Brittney loved basketball Friends and parties too And when it came to painting That's all she wanted to do She painted everything she saw Birds, flowers, the sky Some days she sat at her window And painted everything that passed her by But lately she'd been feeling woozy Her muscles ached a lot And her parents got kind of worried So they took her to the doc The doctor took a couple of tests To see if everything was okay Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness And this is what she had to say; "I'm sorry but you've got leukemia," "You've got about 3 months more." Then Brittney got up and ran out of the room And slammed the office door She ran down the street screaming And cried her eyes out dry And stayed up all night Wondering what it's like to die Her parents held her tightly And said, "We love you," "We'll make your last few months the greatest," "We'll do anything for you." So Brittney and her parents moved to Florida To live by

I'm Sooooooo Excited!!!!
Good Mornin' everyone.... I haven't got much time, but had to drop in and say "HI", and share my news. I spoke with my son Kirk this morning, on yahoo messenger. As some of you know, he's been living with his wife, and 2 girls in Australia for the past 2+ yrs. Things are not going well at all in his marriage, and his "wife" if that's what you call her, has dumped him, and is moving in with some guy. Needless to say, this breaks my heart, as it isn't the best news for Kirk...it is killing him to be away from his girls. BUT.....tomorrow, he is booking a flight home, and will be getting into St. Louis, probably sometime within the next week...I'll know more in the next couple of days for sure. I have no idea what the future will hold for Kirk...Eva, Lilly...and if or when we'll ever see them again....of course, we have never seen Lilly...and Eva was just 4 mos. when they left for Australia. part of my heart is breaking, but part of is SO full of joy, that Kirk is coming home

What I Did Isn't Wht I Am Doing
Do any one think a person that had has some trouble in his or her life should have that held against them for the rest of there life? In my city and other cities there are people like myself that has made mistakes in there life and have tried to get past them but the city has been holding it against use and it is wrong in my eyes. I just wish people would look at what I am doing with my life instead of what i did in the past before they judge me. I have a beautiful son that I am raising to be the best he can be and I am trying to do what it takes to go to school and get a good job, but every one hold my past against me, what do I have to do to get ahead and get people to understand that is who I was not who I am.

A Rose For Myprecious
A Rose for MyPrecious. Her skin as soft as the petals kiss by the morning dew. Her wickedness as sharp as the pricks of the thorns against My flesh. She brings Desire & Passion to My life. TheUnLoved 10/18-07

Con đường Lớn
Nhiều người đi tạo thành đường! Có những con người thật vĩ đại tự thiết kế con đường mới Đường mới cứ làm Làm tới làm lui Cứ ủi, cứ đào Cứ đào, cứ ủi Đường không thành đường, Lối không thành lối Chân bước lui nhưng cứ vẫy cờ hô hào đi tới… Có những con đường đã có người đi Đường rộng lớn Thênh thang hơn tám bước Đường xa lộ, siêu tốc Xe Nhật, xe Pháp, Anh, Mỹ, Ý, Đức Cả Thái lan, Hàn quốc, Đường rộng Phom phom Đường quá nhiều người đi lâu

Just 4 The Heck Of It
I could write my life in here but it would be so boring that if anyone stopped to read it they would probably go insane or pitch them selves in front of a train!hehe.now it would be much more fun to write what I would like my life to be like if I lived in a sifi movie! anywho I like to write diddys.I wont call them peoms..I like to write dark ones just because they are much more fun to write!

Time Remembered
If I could turn back the hands of time From the 1st time we met I'd surely have no regrets I'd slow it to a snail's pace Just to see the look on your beautiful face! To see that 'sparkle you tried to hide I knew all along it was a stubborn pride! Because those are the memories I will not forget Time was surely on my side that day For "you" are the reason I sing a happy song Song, sang ;but not by word of mouth It's heard all in my mind's sweet melodies new all the time As our days pass into years I know in my heart we will share a lot of tears They'd be in trust as time turns things to dust! Yes! If time could be stopped on a dime Every second would be cherished as it began For Love waits for no man! With that knowledge I'm glad I was there when it came

Persective On Life
You think life is tough??? Walk a mile in their shoes. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because t

Bad Storms
Hi All In case you looking for me 10-18 I have a weather probem hear NWS-SPC said we going to get a bad storm i be on if i can ( when it safe to do so most time i am on but this is mod rist of bad weather can include but not limited too 1) lighting 2) wind of 80 mph 3) torndo 4) power failers i be on as mush as i can untell it get realy bad.

When A Soldier Comes Home
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant o f people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ..to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ...to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech. ..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. ...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp. ...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold. ...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog. ...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs. ...to just walk away when someone says they only

Longing .........
You long for the country night where you could take a walk in the night.( naked if you wanted)and there would be no living soul with in reach.feel the gentle breezes flow arownd your body.your hair swirls intertwining with the wind.like a dozen hands softly stroking your body.finger tips gently brushing your skin.you cast a ghost like appearance in the moon light.your body glows white under the stars.as you glide slowly over dew covered grass,and move from tree to tree.a leaf reachs down to softly touch you as you go by.a stream seems to whisper your name as it journeys on its way to biger places.you gaze in to its depth,and wish you could sink in to its cooling waters and be come one with it.to wander to fare places and flow arownd and about this planit till you reached the sea.to see the mighty tides and high rocky bluffs.see mighty ships with high masts.and look at strange animals.wild storms beating unknowen lands.watching lighting strike a mountan top.and there is always the beg

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My Heart Is Empty And Blue
I feel so empty inside My heart is broken You did that to me You used it as your token For what I once felt Was love for you Now all you do is be mad Yell, cuss, and argue That is all you ever do anymore You are always pissed What happened to you? The guy I first kissed I feel my heart is made of glass You took it and it shattered You kept stomping it more and more Now you act as if I never mattered Now I feel so empty inside I feel so blue My heart is ripped apart Did I ever really matter to you? Yes, this question I really must ask For I don’t really know You treat me so badly But say you love me so If this is your LOVE for me I wouldn’t want to see HATE You treat me like this And then say you are my soul mate? Why do you say and do these things to me? You must love to see my cry You say things so angry and hateful Are you trying to make my heart die? It is still in many pieces on the floor You put it there by yelling at me I can’t t

Things Kids Say
A Wise Little Girl... A certain little girl when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." When the minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daugher?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." Too Rough... A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No you may not play with the boys, they are too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments, and asked, "If I find a smooth one, can I play with him?" That Baby in There... For six weeks, a six year old little boy kept telling his first grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impend

My Love Is Vengeance
No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes And no one knows What it's like to be hated To be fated to telling only lies But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To feel these feelings Like i do, and i blame you! No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free Discover L.I.M.P. say it [x4] Discover No one knows what its like To be mistreated, to be defeated Behind blue eyes No one knows how to say That they're sorry and don't worry I'm not telling lies But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To be the bad man, to

Bad Day
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going?

Braille Is Worthless
.:..: :..:.:. :. :. .: ::. .: (Braille is worthless) When a man pays his hard earned dollars so that blind people can find their way out of libraries, you know it's time to start murdering cripples. I went to the library to pick out a new self help book. While I was waiting for the elevator doors to open, some braille dots caught my eye next to the buttons on the wall. The first thing that occured to me was "What are blind people doing in a library?" This made me think, and as my anger and frusteration increased, I came to the conclusion that even if blind people had a use for a library, having braille on an elevator is redundant because there are only two buttons - up and down. Instead of feeling twenty little metal beads, blind people just have to feel for a couple giant dots. What a waste of tax money. Thinking further about how much people like Hellen Keller piss me off, I got an idea to get back at all the disgruntled handicapped folk who petitioned the government to u

Love/need
More four letter words that turn into double edged swords when you tear down the power lines. Some days I hate that I love, the days I know you've forgotten. With words echoing back to me down a hall you once stood. Vows have fallen empty. The idea of you hangs in the air.

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"pimpolo-g"
~PimPolo-G~ Ayo..you don't know shit 'bout diz kid, I've gots tattoos on my eye lid, I'm packin' heat to my toe tips and I've got grenades back at my crib. Boom shaka boom, I'm like "yo bitch, yo step outta line I'm smackin' yo lip!" I've got funky plates on my new whip, don't like my new style? Fucking zip it! Cuz I'm that one pimp they call cupid, hydrolix and all son I'm stupid! PhraseFlow breakin' through with the new shit, don't like what I say? Suck on diz dick! Cuz I'm sick of y'all lying bitches, so suck on my ass like them leaches. I'm live on the wire, I'm electric and hung like a horse and eccentric. Got flows out the ass that are hectic and I give them props to my gente! yo, I'm twisted up in la mente yo fui el que mato a el presidente- Don't mind me, I'm just fucking ventin'! Yo boom shaka boom, I got a new clip and takin' a ride out to Brooklyn. I'll be ridin' low while I'm tokin'-

Costumes
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nast

Please Vote For Me @gentworld....hot New Pic Up;-)!!!
¢¾¢¾please do me a favor and please vote for me@ GentWorld for Miss December!! CLICK THE PIC BLEOW TO VOTE¢¾¢¾ Hi my Fubar friends, You are always so helpful and supporting in voting for me in many contests, no vote goes unnoticed and I truly appreciate it. I am currently in Gentworld¡¯s bikini model contest @(www.gentworld.com) and this will be the 3rd time arounf running for this contest!! I¡¯m in the running for Miss December. I really would like to win it this time b/c I think this will be my last chance to do so¡¦.So I turn to you again in hopes that you will vote me to win this one!! And that you will take the time to register and vote or at least throw a vote my way daily:) IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, PLUS IF YOU REGISTER AND I WIN YOU ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A VACATION PACKAGE TOO!!! AND YOU WON¡¯T GET ANY SPAM OR JUNK MAIL IF YOU JOIN. AND YOU CAN VOTE DAILY...SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLE

And You Learn...
And you learn that love, true love, always has joys and sorrows...seems ever present, yet it is never quite the same...becoming more than love and less than love...So difficult to define. And you learn that thru it all, you really can endure, that you really are strong, that you do have value.

"friends Of Mine"
~Friends of Mine~ These scars that you see Encrusted in me These stars and these streams This heart and these dreams are friends of mine. These tears that I cry The fears that I hide The moment I dive And the second I die are friends of mine. The smile that I seek The havoc I wreak The miles and peaks And the words I can’t speak are friends of mine. The light in my eyes The might in my bite The sigh in my cries And the fright in my lies are friends of mine. These scars, this heart These streams, these dreams These tears, these fears This light, this might This fright, these lies… …are friends of mine.

When Love Comes
When love beckons you, follow him Though his ways are hard and steep And when his wings enfold you, yield to him Though the sword hidden amongst his pinions May wound you. And when he speaks to you, believe him Though his voice may shatter your dreams As the north wind lays waste the garden For even as love crowns you So shall he crucify you Even as he is for your growth, So is he for your pruning.

Tit Licker
A drunk guy is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom lady a few seats down I'd estimate a 44DD bra. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the glass, and licks the beer off of her breasts. This happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick her breasts. She decks him! He's lying on the floor and moans, ....... "Why do you let the bartender do it?" "Because he has a licker license!"

It's Your Life....you Make It What It Is.
It's your life There's no sense in fighting over the scraps that others might or might not throw under the table. Instead, get busy and create your own magnificent feast. Stop going from door to door begging for someone else to solve all your problems for you. Instead, pick a formidable challenge, work your way through it, and you'll build plenty of strength and experience to handle whatever situations come your way. What possible use is there in developing elaborate arguments that place the blame for your difficulties on someone else? Put your energy into creating a brilliant future, not into fighting over what has already been left behind. This is your life. The only person who can successfully live it is you. Do you really think you can ever find fulfillment by signing over your control and responsibility to someone else? You're here to live and to do, not to merely observe and complain. Nothing that could ever be done for you or handed to you can come close to the ex

Friends And Fans
Ok you guys.. I was trying to go through my friends list to make sure I had all of you fan and rated. Well that was taking forever and I only got half way through it. So if you did not see me come on your page today.. then that means I didnt make it to you. If you would like me to check and see if youve been rated or fanned just fumail me or leave a message here to let me know. thanks mysti I still have a little over 100 people from my friends list who i have not fanned :(

Local News
New York State Police have released the results of an autopsy performed on a Constable woman who police said was killed by her nephew Sunday night. Police said Mary Allen died of multiple blunt-force trauma wounds to the head. Jack Allen, 36, is accused in the killing. Police said Allen, traveled to Verona, N.Y., after the killing and robbed a grocery store there. Police said an employee of the store took down Allen's license plate number and called police. Police said Allen had stolen and was driving his aunt's car. Police said they arrested Allen on Monday after receiving a tip that he was hiding in an apartment in Utica. Police said he was arrested without incident. Allen was arraigned in Oneida County and charged with robbery. He has not been charged in connection with his aunt's killing. Police said charges related to the killing are forthcoming. from wptz news the woman is my friends sister in law my heart goes out to the family

I Died For Love......
June 3.2004 He came in today drunk like before smacked me so hard I fell to the floor. He didn't mean to I just made him mad. I must have done something I shouldn't had. But Ill tell you like I told my friend, He told me he loved me it wont happen again. June 5.2004 Im sitting here thinking what was it I said, For him to take his fist and hit me in the head. I said I was sorry for whatever I had done. If this feeling is love it sure isn't fun. He said he was sorry he just had a bad day. When he gets like that I'm to stay out of the way. June 8.2004 The trip to the hospital, the things that they said. Do you realize ma'am you could have been dead. For the fractures you have, you must stay the night. He walked into the room, I trembled in fright. Sir could you step out while we talk to your wife? Ma'am listen carefully this concerns your life. Tell me Ma'am was it your husband? As they glare. No sir Im clumsy I fell down the stairs. June 11.2004 My God wha

Affirmation
Dreams are better than reality. Do you ever wake up and wish you could just sleep and live in your dreams instead of your real life? People never end up as they seem at first. Why must we put on a show to impress, then reveal our real selves several weeks down the road, and realize we or the other person is not who we thought they were. Then we're stuck, do we tell them its just not working and hurt them- or do we stay prolonging the inevitable?

Isnt That The True Dream Of Love?
Standing there screaming things you really don't feel. Words of anger flying everywhere. Hurting eachothers hearts, the same hearts we intrusted eachother with. Why do we do this? Why do we say such hurtful things to eachother? Always wanting to have the last word, Never seeing the pain in eachothers eyes. Searching forever just to find that one special soul. Finding them and envisioning a world neither can live up to. Living your life to protect the one that you end up hurting. How ominous relationships can be, not understanding. Why do we search so long to find that one? The one that possesses everything we have searched for. Only to try to change them. If you have to change them, what did you love about them to begin with? To find the one that we don't want to change, the one that doesn't want to change you. The one that anger doesn't have to exist with. Hurtful things don't need to be said. Love can last a lifetime. Isn't that the true dream of love?

Kerri My Love
SO THAT EVERYONE IS ONCE AGIAN CLEAR TO THE MATTER OF ME AND MY LOVELY SEXY GORGOUS BEAUTIFUL WIFEY! WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE AND VERY MUCH DEDICATED TO ONE ANOTHER.I KNOW ALSO REALIZE AFTER MUCH THOUGHT(ALL NIGHT)THAT THIS PAGE WHERE I CAN SHARE WITH THE WORLD HOW MUCH I LOVE KERRI (BAMA LADYBUG) IS NOT GOING TO DISRUPT OR HURT OUR LOVE! OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND I WILL NOT LET KNOWONE OR ANYTHING CUM BETWEEN IT EVER!I LOVE YOU KERRI MORE THAN WORDS COULD EVER SAY BUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WILL PROVE IT AND REMIND YOU EVERYDAY OF HOW MUCH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! AND TOO ALL THE HATERS AND TO ALL THE LADIES THAT THINK IT IS A CHALLENGE TO TRY AND STEAL A MAN FROM ANOTHER WOMAN YOUR WASTEING YOUR TIME! I'M TAKEN I'M COMMITED AND I'M VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH KERRI AND SHE IS ALL I WILL EVER NEED IN MY LIFE! SHE MAKES ME HAPPY SHE FULFILLS ALL MY NEEDS AND WANTS AND FANTASIES!SURE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN BUT NOTICE THE KEY WORD IN THAT STATEMENT! WE! WE DO AND TALK

Pretty Cool, Huh?
Two Stories - you have to read both! STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but also, Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago city block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothe

Hero's
Did you know that *almost* 4,000 troops have died,proudly & bravely while serving in our military since the War on Terroism "started" after Sept. 11th. Which if you ask me about the War on Terrorism,it never really ended in the first place. And to be specific since the most recent 'invasion' of Iraq ,to be exact the death toll is 3,829 and counting. I know there are Americans out there that think Bush is a dumbass, just like me. *BUT* one thing I try to consider,is Bush did have to clean up some of the mess that Clinton left behind. Clinton was a damn good president,but most of his term was filled with controversy about his morals,more so than about his decisions he had made,his moral issues over powered everything else. So in a way Bush had to clean up Clintons mess the best way he could,maybe a war wasn't the best way to do so. But you all know that the best way to end a War is to finish it! *AND* we all know that the *pull-out* & *pray* move rarely works! So anyways...i guess my sma

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Don't You Love Old People
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE OLD PEOPLE A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk th

My Crushes
To have a crush. What really does that mean? You have the hots for some one. I am just so confused. I can write this here cuz I know my "crush" won't read it. I like this guy and I am pretty sure that he likes me. I am just coming out of a three year relationship, that I had gotten into not long after a five year marriage. I am not ready for a relationship just yet. I am not ready to be with just one person yet. I like to keep my options open and see what there is to offer out there. And I know this guy likes me. He keeps trying to push the idea of a relationship on me and it makes me uncomfratable. We knew each other years back. He was married to a friend of mines best friend. He is really a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but he comes across a little stong at points in time. And as my other "crush" explained to me that sometimes guys have to be persistiant to get the girl. I mean can he really like me that much, with out really knowing me all that well? Its questions lik

Sexiest Cowgirl Contest Information
The sexiest cowgirl contest has been postponed for one week... I will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 15 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. Superman

Sexiest Cowgirl Conest Information
The sexiest cowgirl contest has been postponed for one week... I will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 15 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. Superman

Existence Or Faith
Why do certain things happen in your life? Is it because of our existence and what we choose or is it because of faith and a higher power? We exist in a world where we are challenged everyday to do what is right. What is right and who said that it's right? What is wrong and who died and made them the HIGH being? To challenge anything one must know what is right and what is wrong. Just the same is, what is good and what is evil? To co exist is to live together on this planet we call earth. Now that we have that cleared up let's begin. We exist in a complex world that requires decision making all the time. Those same decisions we make determine many outcomes in life. The question would be do the outcomes come from us and the decisions we make or faith and the decisions we don't make. Sitting here at your computer you notice you got there because you can move your body. Was it your existance that got you on fubar or faith so that we would meet. Some would say faith that you have f

Kissing...corrected
Completely bored today, my mind was wonderin' all over the place. I began to think about kissing and about the great kissers and great kisses I have had over my 30 plus years. Of course I also thought about the not-so-great ones which is why I am now writing this here blog. I by no means am implying that I am this excellent kisser. I do my best with what I've got. I am basically writing this to help others who obviously have kissing "issues". There is an art to kissing. Really. I understand that everyone is different. And I understand that different occassions call for different forms of kissing. Hence, sweet and romantic verses hot and passionate. A simple "good-bye, I'm off to work" kiss versus and "haven't seen you in forever" kiss. I have had many kisses in my time and out of them all, I only remember the really good smackers and the really bad ones. Personally, I love to kiss, but I LOVE to be kissed. It's not just the affection, but the warmth that can filter through you

I Dont Have To Feel This Way Anymore
Up in the morning Politely yawning Theres frost on the roof of the car First cigarette puffs Gold links in my cuffs Egg on the shirt of my heart Fingerprints in the dust with my name Squint my eyes to see from my fame Spot the words that fall from my lines The deafness hides the light from the blind Stop starting journey The road returns me Back to the world in the evening The stage rehearsals Voice on the circles Blah blah my way to the celing I cant see the walls from the chairs Are there people sitting out there Feed me with a frown or a laugh Featureless the faces that ask Tonight Im cracking Im murder acting Footlit the visual of my lines Ill smoke and drink it Ill eat and think it Miserable the murder plot unwinds

Just So U Know.
JUST BECAUSE U LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN DOES THAT GIVE U THE RIGHT TO WANT TO MEET A MARRIED MAN AND DO WHATEVER U CAN THINK OF WITH HIM? AND U KNOW WHO U ARE OUT THERE FROM THE SAME TOWN MY HUSBAND AND I ARE FROM BUT NEWS FLASH HE IS MINE STAY THE HELL AWAY!

Is This All
Is This All By: April Terry From birth we are molded. They mold us into, What they feel we should be. They tell us how to do it, Where it will happen, And when it shall be done. At the same time, They tell us to use are brains, And think for ourselves. But then when we do, They curtsies us for it, Telling us we are failures. Blindfolded at birth, We live are conformed lives, The best we know how. Yet we always come back, To one question, Is this all? Glazing up at the starts one night, Thinking out of the box, Wondering all the big what ifs, Thinking that if only, I knew all the answer, If only I knew the questions. Questions without answers, And answers without questions, That’s right we all have them. But that’s not the important part, What is important, Is what we choose to do with them. If we stop worry about the big picture, And focus on each piece, As an individual, Things will then, Start to fall into place, And answers will begin

Self Confidence
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 17, 2007 8:07 PM Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others. One needs to have self value or simply self worth to understand self confidence. Self confidence is the ability to walk outside and live. The ability to feel in control at all times of your emotions and feelings going on inside of you as well as outside of you. The way in which we look at ourselves has everything to do with how the world sees us. If we see ourselves as being week, beaten, powerless than that is who you will be and how others will see you as well. We have all been around someone who carries a presence about them that totally intrigues us. They have something about them. There smile, the way they talk, the way they walk. It just stands out. They like who they are and nothing is going to bring them down or change the way they are. That is all of our goals to have that feeling of inner strength which

Cute Kid Contest Winners!!
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! Winners Are......... 1st Place is....... With 13002 comments! Wins Diamond Necklace and Dozen Roses! 2nd Place is...... With 3393 comments! Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses! 3rd Place is...... With 2290 comments! Wins Diamond Earrings and Dozen Roses! 4th Place is...... With 304 comments! Wins Fuzzy Navel and Dozen Roses! I want to thank everyone in the contest! We did have sum fun with this! Thanks Maria ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Love
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she

My Sign
CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautions.Bit of naughty. By far best in bed! The one and only.

Blah
I hate how boring my life has become. I get up at 7:00 am every day pick up my nephew for school by 8:40 am, be at my first job by 9:00 am, work till 2:00 pm, go to my second job and be there by 4:30 pm, and work till 11:00 pm. Leave there and be home around 11:45 pm in bed by 12:00 am and start the day all over again. I do this Monday through Thursday every week. Blah how boring is that! I need some recreation and fun time!!!

My Guy!!!!
We are both doing good and I love him so much. We see each other on the weekends which is nice but I wishI could see him more. One of these days I may be living with him and my son too. He calls me his wife already and I love that. I actually have someone who wants to be with me and treats me right unlike the last two guys I dated one from Galesburg and the other one from Pekin man were they Pricks.....One of them got remarried and disowned his son married a girl with 6 kids and wants nothing to do with his own now. The ohter one is engaged to be married I hope that works out for them both. How could anyone disown their child and take care of 6 that are not even his..

Why Do We Cry When People Die?
Many years it has questioned me, Why do we mourn for the dead? We see an open casket of how the person looked before he was dead. Or some choose to have them cremated into ash. Everyone around you is crying. Family come from afar to show support of loved ones and the preacher says a goodbye speech. There is always that one person that falls out for attention and cries her little heart out. Isn't that how it usually goes? For years people have died around me and I have yet to go to a funeral. I have been moral support at a wake for a good friend of mine, but that's all, moral support. Here's where the confusion comes in at. If we spend most of our days trying to be perfect and trying to get into heaven, then why do we cry when people die? Are they not getting into heaven? Are they going to hell? Then you should cry. However if they are going to heaven then shouldn't we be happy? Throw a party? Be like the Mexicans and celebrate the day of the dead? Celebrating that they are

Ladies In Heaven
Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman n : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the

Didn't Like
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

Worst Day Of My Life
"This is the worst day of my life," A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life." "And then you show up and drink the damn poison."

Hunger
Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside, Looking up from the dark where it hides, Telling me, to move aside. Feed the need, as it cries, "provide" Forced to pace from side to side Hunger pains will over-ride, All those feelings of pride. Craving another's touch to open wide All the sensations that it provides. Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside

Cute Kid Contest Updates Contest Closes At 9 A.m. Today!
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of kids for this plz! 1st Kid is....... With 13002 comments! 2nd Kid is...... With 3393 comments! 3rd Kid is...... With 2290 comments! 4th Kid is...... With 304 comments! 5th Kid is...... With 87 comments! 6th Kid is...... With 12 comments! 7th Kid is...... With 3 comments! 8th Kid is...... With 3 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/12 thur 10/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ *

Lmao
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

On The Beach
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely. Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and again resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?â€ With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and onto her's. He tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! When the cloud of sand began to se

Nothing
It glitters, this frivolous life we have been given, In the darkness of the starless night, Providing hope where all is lost, Offering a new start when the end is in sight, But still we do not see its eternal beauty, We only think about out gain, our own greed, Choosing who we like and hate, Because of their hair color, religion or creed, A golden light amid the blackness, A line of white against the stark sky, Prisms of color on a grey world, We do not see that to live, we must accept to die, Yes life glitters as we make it what we want, While we talk, yell, shout and inexplicably sing, But we do not know that life is just the road to a wonderful death, Where we will all cast aside our skins and become nothing.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall....
ohhh you have to check out this week's updates!!! i was getting ready for a shoot, sitting there dinking in the mirror...well i kinda lost in the moment checking myself out and the photographer just took advantage of it! As if one of me wasn't enuff...it's pretty cool how these turned out..look like you get twins!! :) ooo la la!! lol there will be video posting on Friday!!! kaylee www.kayleekurves.com and yes, there truly is membership size and payment method for everyone! cum help me celebrate the launch of my solo site!!

The Clothesline....a Dead Give Away.
For all of us that are older, this will really bring memories. For those of you who are younger, it will add some thoughts. THE BASIC RULES 1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes. Walk the length of each line with a damp cloth around the line. 2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order and always hang whites with whites and hang them first. 3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders, always by the tail. What would the neighbors think? CLOTHESLINES A clothesline was a news forecast to neighbors passing by. There were no secrets you could keep when clothes were hung to dry. It also was a friendly link for neighbors always knew if company had stopped on by to spend a night or two. For then you'd see the fancy sheets and towels upon the line; you'd see the company table cloths with intricate design. The line announced a baby's birth to folks who lived inside as brand new infant clothes were hung so carefully with pride.

Cause And Effect
With space and opportunity being the only boundary, My feet smashes the cotton beneath my sole, The rush of anticipation is what it sounds to me, Each passing moment I can feel the intensity grow. His eyes burn by the sight of her, his ears screech by her voice, Torched by untruths and the reaction of heat, There was a word created called forgive but also one called choice, A word means nothing unless the person is willing to speak. They call it saying “fuck it” when fucking feels good, The touch, the feel, the smell, the sight, the taste, Actions show signs that when noticed is understood, Not knowing is like hearing sounds in a dark large space. When you give up on love does love give up on you, Maybe the people, but you always expect one, Is the good times over weighing the drama put upon you, Lord I Pray NOW, EARLY, for the next ONE. Munchie Way

Great Tips:
1. Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove , set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. 2. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal , mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients , reseal , keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly , cut the tip of the baggy , squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. 3. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store , whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving. 4. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits , pancakes , or muffins that were refrigerated , place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it rehe

Me
Lies are all around me, And words are holding me down, Smiles are all mocking me, But I still see them frown, Desolate eyes turning towards me, They look but do not see, A strange and uncommon thing, At least it is for me, My hands are shaking as I reach out, My fingers clutching at them, But i feel only air, As it all slows to an end, I call out but they are deaf, Yet they hear my inner musings, I feel like I am competing, And I have to say I'm losing, Decrepit and old they stalk my streets, Staring at my scars, The ghosts of my past, Bourne from the heavens by stars, They all blame me, Their taunts are neverending, If this keeps up, I'll be unable to keep pretending, They watch me at night, I feel their gaze when I close my eyes, To them its a war they give no quarter, There is no comprimise, They hound me down my streets, They say its all my fault again, They ignore all my protests, And turn blind eyes to my pain, Who are they? Where are they from?

Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Ralphie May, Pat Cooper Videos Online, New Photos Onli
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Comedian Ralphie May will be checking in to promote his gig at The Strand in Lakewood, NJ. We're also continuing with EROCKTOBER in celebration of our own EROCK, who likes to pee on artwork. Opie and Jimmy Saw Chazz Palminterri's one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway last night, and they loved it. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is Suzyn Waldman - 'Goodness Gracious' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. Hey, who wants to watch grown men burping, farting, picking their noses,

Thoughts Of You
How many times have I thought of you And the many things I’d like to do. I sleep at night with you on my mind, One night with you, would be just fine. Your white robe is what I see, I wonder, wonder, how it would be. If I could touch your lips with mine, The thought of this is so divine. I want to see you without that robe, Your body to touch, caress, and probe. I’d lay you down, your body to admire, One look at you, sets my soul on fire. I want to feel you, touch, and kiss, send you into . . . . heavenly bliss, I want you, need you, feel my desire, Me inside you, I would never tire. I could make love to you all night long, It would feel so good, it couldn’t be wrong, These are my thoughts, what I fantasize, You’re all too perfect in this man’s eyes.

Fester {dsc}
Fester {DSC} - some prick who obviously cant read/cant be bothered to, then tells me he "doesnt need any more drama in his fubar friends" after i told him to go read at least my part ahout requests before i accept it. PRICK. Go boil your obnoxious head in oil.

Drunk Driving Reminder
*~*Blossom*~*Date: Oct 17, 2007 4:48 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Hope you're readddy.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatmen

Exposure
For years now I've contended that me and my kids are exposed to so much more these days, mostly because of cable TV and the internet. I think I might have been to quick to make that assessment. I was channel surfing in the wee hours this morning and like most of the time, there was nothing that caught my interest so I started back through the several hundred channels again. I saw a movie listed, "On a Clear Day" that I remembered seeing when I was a kid and that got me thinking. It doesn't at all seem like the kind of movie my mom or dad would watch and I certainly wasn't going to watch it this morning, but back in the 60's and 70's we had two channels - NBC and CBS. We watched whatever was on, or read a book or something. I remember liking a lot of things back then, not just tolerating them like I do now. I remember devouring the Sunday paper, something I would never do now. I read some now as I always have, but when I think about it there's not much variety in what I read. It's j

Vikings
When was the last time you looked at someone and said "Wow! He/she looks cool – I'd go knit a sweater for them if they asked me to". That's right. You're a moron. LITTLE DID YOU KNOW: People are just not cool anymore. The 80's have long been gone, deal. No one wears any nice clothes anymore – in fact, there are no nice clothes up for sale either. They have all either become way too cliché or they just aren't over the top anymore. You've got a nice choice though. Emo – Cybergoth – Chav – Stoner. That's it, though. I still don't know what a fucking emo is. Is it a tropical fruit? The 80's weren't even that cool. What happened during 1980 – 1989? NOTHING. Absolutely fuck all happened. In the 80's we had yuppies – we still have them now but no one cares anymore. Do you see my point? I was watching the film "Party Monster" last night – you know, that film about the New York club kids - and nothing actually happened. Nothing revolutionary anyway – unless you think that taking a lot

*rolls Eyes*
Of course today is dress up thursday so I thought I'd come in this cute white skirt i bought a couple of weeks ago and this nice pair of white shoes I've had for a while. Once I got in the building I noticed something funny with the shoe. Yeah the right one detached from the heel. That's what I get for trying to be trendy. lol. How's YOUR morning?

What Quest Are You Destined For
Quest you are destined forcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Quest to save another world. You are generous to risk yourself for another world, but you want little or no thanks or glory, its your task, and you will go about it with a sense of duty that cannot be matched. Way to go!Quest to save another world.83% Quest for self realization.83% Heroic quest72% Save Your own world72% quest for something to do61% Quest for redemption61% Quest for true love.56% Quest for knowledge50% Quest to Evil17% Quest for Power11%

Now Is Our Chance To Become Popes.
Having hundreds of hot Catholic girls on their knees all around you each day, how bad could it be? Their eyes are closed and their hands all cupped together in front of their mouths. Catholic chicks are absolutely begging for the cock. It's so obvious. To me anyway.. So anyway I've always wanted to be a Pope. And since that other dude died, now's my chance. However, I couldn't find an application anywhere on-line so I made my own. I printed one, filled it out, and sent it to Vatican City this morning. Just a suggestion.. you should probably invent your own name. I made mine "Pussy Eater Savage Henry XIXVMCLCXMCI the 38th, Emporer of Zorgtron, Defeater of the Glorginoids." That's way cooler than my real actual name. If they hung a pope, he'd be a pope on a rope. That's funny. Pope on a rope. Oh man.. good stuff. Sorry, I mean no offense to religious people. I'm just having fun. Havin' a little fun, that's all. Praise the lord and what not.

Lol....
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as The Femme Fatale You're carefree, dark and adventurous...and slightly fatale to the heart.The Femme Fatale85% The Little-Boy Dyke75% The Quasi-Gothic Femme50% The Student Dyke45% The Stud35% The Granola Dyke35% The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke30% The Surprise! Dyke20% The Hipster Dyke15% The Magic Earring Ken Dyke15% The Bohemian Dyke

Doctors Blow!
Ok... It's been way too long since I bitched in a blog so heres my latest whine..... Doctors! They suck! I've been really sick with some mystery ailment for sometime. headaches massive fatigue dizzy ... bad enough that I missed 2 months of work and genrally feel like death on a stick so what do I do? Why, go to the doctor of course, because these highly trained medical professionals will surely know what the issue is and fix me right up, right? WRONG!!!!!!!! So I finally get a doc to see me, nice lady an all but then it all starts. She writes me a bunch of perscriptions and says " And I want you to take this stuff for your allergies" Huh? I dont HAVE allergies! I tell her this and she says yes you do. Uh, no ...... I don't. Last time I checked one with allergies either wheezes sneezes coughs and is usually generally misrable. Ok so I'm misrable without the other symptoms..... but ok I'll take the stupid allergy meds ( haven't done SHIT for me. Why? Because I don't blood

Friends Cheating.
So, awhile back I posted a mumm about my friend jenny cheating on her husband. She confided in me and I told her that she would have to do some soul searching and decide who she wanted to be with. Her husband of 2 years, whom she had been with for 5 years before they got married.. or the guy she's cheating on him with. Well, the other night, her husband Adam found out. He was sick one night and decided to come home early and she wasn't home. So he called her and she said she'd be home soon, was at Kroger. She got home at 4:45AM and had sex hair. so he started asking her questions about it and she wouldn't say anything.. so he finally walked over to her and looked her in the eyes and said: "Well, I guess I have my answer." and walked out. Well, she called him and said "the answer to your question is yes." They are getting divorced. I've known this girl for years. Since we were kids. and she never seemed like the type to do this to someone. I mean, she's Christian, goes to church ever

Đôi điều Tản Mạn Về Xứ Hoa Đào
I. ‘Ai lên xứ hoa Đào, dừng chân bên Hồ nghe chiều rơi!..” lời một bài hát của Hoàng Nguyên, dù là tâm tình một khách lãng du nhưng làm người Đa lạt yêu Đa lạt hơn, đến nay vẫn còn sống trong mỗi người con Đà lạt và những ai đã sống một thời của “xứ Hoa Đào”.!.. Thành phố Hoa Đào – với loài hoa Mai anh Đào hồng thắm, người dân hay gọi là Hoa Mai! Mai Đà lạt màu Hồng khác với các loài Mai của xứ khác..Trước đây, khách du đến Đà lạt, nhất là vào mùa Xuân, hoa Mai Anh Đào nở rộ từ khi bước chân vào cửa ngỏ Thành phố! Mai nở trên các nẻo đường, màu Hồng thN

I Haven't Slept In Hours!
Name: Boccabella, Boccabella. Rah, rah, yeah! Gender: Girl. 1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? I start the water. Then I turn it off cause I forgot something. Then I come back and start it again before realizing I forgot something else and say screw it and usually end up giving the neighbors a peep show when I'm done. No, you can't be my neighbor. 2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Um, no. I think "lather, rinse, repeat if desired" is pretty much the theme of them all.. 3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? No. I scream. Soap gets in my eyes. I SCREAM. I also fib. 5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? No. That's disgusting. Where is number 4? 6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Nooo.. But I've smoked. I'm hardcore like that. 7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?

A True Mastercard Moment
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift - - just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having se

Nghĩ Về Con Người Đà Lạt
Đà lạt đã 110 năm hình thành và phát triển, con người Đà Lạt cũng qua ngần ấy chiều dài lịch sử để xây dựng nên thành phố và cũng từ đó đã hình thành nên chính mình – con người Đà Lạt ! ...Ngoài con người bản địa – dân tộc Mlạt- K, Ho sống gắn với buôn làng, rừng núi, những con người lao động Việt Nam từ các miền đất nước – Thừa Thiên, Nam Ngãi, Bình Phú... đã đến Đà Lạt làm phu, mở đường xây dựng nên nơi nghỉ dưỡng của quan chức thực dân Pháp,”Hoàng triều cương thổ “ của triều Nguyễn, những con người ly hương đến vùn

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 18,2007 Usually, you're the most confident person in the room, but right now you need a little boost before you can take care of the situation at hand. It comes from an unexpected source, so keep your eyes open!

Love In A Mental Hospital
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom andpulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his ba

Unholy Womb (another Halloween Story Before I Head To Class. Have A Great Day)
Unholy Womb by Steven E. Wedel The horror began on a day Danny believed to be a perfect prelude to autumn. Autumn was his favorite season; the air was charged with electricity, harvest smells filled the breezes and gave the first winter goose pimples. But most of all the season led to The Day. Halloween. It was because of the coming holiday that Danny was walking along the sidewalk of Ash Street in his little town of Windfall, Illinois. A breeze sent leaves scurrying around his feet with a sound like old bones knocking together. Danny was going to get a pumpkin for his Halloween jack-o-lantern. For as long as he could remember, he had been getting pumpkins from Farmer Sutton. Of all the farmers that grew pumpkins around Windfall, Farmer Sutton was Danny's favorite. They had an agreement through an old friendship between the farmer and Danny's father; Danny got the privilege of going through the entire pumpkin patch before the majority was trucked off to market and the r

My End
LIFE IS JUST THERE SITTING WAITING WATCHING THE WORLD PASS ME BY I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT IT I WAS A FIGHTER DO OR DIE NEVER GIVE UP ATTITUDE IT IS LONG GONE SPENT WASTED AWAY I JUST WAIT FOR MY DAY MY CALLING MY END.

More Romance.....
girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Ralphie May, Pat Cooper Videos Online, New Photos Online, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Comedian Ralphie May will be checking in to promote his gig at The Strand in Lakewood, NJ. We're also continuing with EROCKTOBER in celebration of our own EROCK, who likes to pee on artwork. Opie and Jimmy Saw Chazz Palminterri's one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway last night, and they loved it. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is Suzyn Waldman - 'Goodness Gracious' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. Hey, who wants to watch grown men burping, farting, picking their noses,

The Repost Of Stupid Bulletins Over And Over
I know I'm not alone in this, but I'm am absolutely fed of with seeing certain people repost the same bullshit contest bombing, bullshit spreading, drama creating bulletins every 30 minutes just to keep it at the top of the bulletin page. STOP IT!!!!!!!!! If it's so damn important that it must be at the top all day every day, make it a sticky. Quit being so fucking cheap. There are some real important bulletins that need attention...aids awareness, cancer awareness, missing children, abused children. These are worthwhile bulletins. If you're going to pimp yourself in a stupid fucking contest, PAY FOR IT!!!!

To Everybody #3
To Everybody on Fubar i know that Halloween is coming up very soon so in case i don't get a chance to say it on people's profile's i am saying it nice and early to everybody,Everybody around the world Happy Halloween to you all i hope you have a great time trick or treating and a wonderful night on that night from Bruce.

The Secret...shhhh It's A Secret..
Good Morning and Happy Thursday to you. The Secret. Have you heard about this book, movie or anything else about it? It’s anew wave in thinking process. Think happy thoughts. That is it case in point end of story. Now for that I can’t charge you 8.95 for your movie ticket, or 14.95 for the book, but I have heard you can view the movie through the secret web site…no that web site is not a secret it is called the secret…stay with me here I am not charging for this information. The site offers a one time view for 4.95 deal right? Surely it is if you do not have to brave the crowds and sashay into a movie theater it is a deal, however viewing one sashay is always a treat for me. I love sashaying… regardless on with the story. Now I am not here to dis Oprah or Dr. Phil is that dude really a Doctor or does he play one on TV? No matter. They will both tell you this is the greatest thing ever… well yeah feeling good about oneself always makes for a better outcome. Here is the deal. When I am i

Half Naked Girls
Do you get sick of profiles of half naked girls with their breasts flashing at you? To get recognisition here, do you have to have photos of yourself in skimpy clothes? come on, where's the class? I guess thats the first thing I saw when I first came to 'fubar' were half naked chicks and I thought "oh its that kind of place" ... It took me awhile to decide weither I wanted to join this site or not. Anyway I want to maybe give this place a try and give it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I'll find some neat people to talk to with interesting things to discuss... P

Vip
So i have 1 day left as a VIP. I dont have anymore 11's left either. If you need help at all please let me know and ill be more then happy to help you, but it will just be 10's. sorry. (unless ya wana buy me a new VIP. :D) lol. well have a good day everyone. dont hesitate to ask for help :)

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 18,2007
You need to take a little extra care today, as there are factors at work that you can't see at first glance. As long as you keep your eyes open, though, things should be fine for you and your coworkers.

Lynns Grandma
Ok so last nite when I got home there was a pic of Lynn on my phone it was so cute and proble the last one I will get I sent Missy a note saying she was cute but that the pics dont fill the viod we have because we are being denied to see her. Donnie added since we dont get visitation untill it is a your convience. Well not 5 mins later my phone rings and missy name comes up so I hand donnie the phone he answers it then hands it to be I am thinking that chicken shit bitch cant handle talking to the babys father but sure can get him drunk and fuck him then have his kids give the baby our daughters name. Anyhow so I get on and realize right away that it wasnt Missy it was her mother the bitch who had to have taught her everything she is doin. I stay polite and talk with the woman she tells me that we wont see the baby for the holidays that this is her grand baby and her first christmas with her I informed her that she had to see it from our side alot of words were exchanged Donnie said

What You Mean To Me
You . . . Are the beginning of every day. You . . . Bring happiness and warm feelings Each and every time I feel down. My thoughts are of you constantly. Time stands still when I cannot hear your sweet voice. When I go to sleep at night, In my mind, you are the one lying beside me. My dreams are of us and when I wake, I feel your presence. You are the beacon that draws me, Like a moth to a light. Your kind words are a blessing to my ears. Your unselfishness is a trait that many strive for, Coming naturally to you. Though you may feel down at times, You still have kind words to share Cheering others up. When I tell you these three words, Know they come from the heart: "I love you" and everything about you.

Hysterical
This is (supposedly) an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can alrea

A Man Like Me
Who could love a man like me? True love is how it should be. Best friends always, never to part. Intimate desires, straight from the heart. Walking side by side, hand in hand, Two pair of footprints in the sand. Restless nights when you’re not there, A day without you just isn’t fair. Eyes that weep, when you're sad. A listening ear, when you’re mad. Loving arms, a warm embrace, A glimpse of you, my heart will race. Tears of joy, at your success, Your life I pray God will bless. Love, trust, and surrender all, This is a must, or love will fall. This is how true love should be, Could you love a man like me?

My Angel
She came to me After watching and wanting, With nothing to offer but herself. An eternity of paradise Cannot compare to just a single Moment with her. Her kisses warm me on even The coldest nights, And being with her gives Me a calmness, as if I was In the arm of an angel - My angel.

Tenjooberrymuds
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Ho

I Love You
These words I shed are right from the heart. Some it will inspire, to others tear apart. But none the less they must be told These words that can be so new, yet so old. They must have survived throughout generations. To some it brings heartache, to others elations. These words can be said at any chosen time. They can be told gently or at the drop of a dime. When told to a person who feels the same, Into their arms you go and forever remain. But told to a person who doesn't quite agree The pain they can bring is awful to see. These words will steal your heart like a crook. Its victims aren't chosen by age or by looks; And no matter how your life is arranged, Once they are spoken it will always be changed. If the words I shed are still a mystery, Think back along the lines of history. What words are immune to death or by lies? What words can comfort the sound of our cries? When thinking of you these words come to mind. These bittersweet words that have powe

Love Hurts
When whoever uttered the words, "We always hurt the ones we love," spoke that truism, they probably had no idea exactly how right they were and continue to be. For hearts are fragile things, weak and soft they're easily broken, smashed and crushed. That's why most of us don't wear our hearts on our sleeves, and guard this intimate part of ourselves with great zeal. That makes it very difficult to hurt the man on the street. You really have to go out of your way to break through that exterior shell and get to what really hurts. It's not easy, but it can be done. But with someone you love, and someone who loves you, that shell isn't there. That wonderful protective barrier that we all throw up against the world is nonexistent and in the beauty of love we trust our dearest not to crush our delicate emotions or break our fragile hearts. But even when the love is true and genuine, accidents happen. With a proverbial flick of the wrist or a prod of the finger, an exposed heart ca

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Things I Ponder About
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it

Because Of You
Before, my heart lay on the dust covered shelf, Despondent and cold . . . growing harder each day. Before, my eyes saw only the hurt in people's faces, Wanting everyone to feel the pain that I did. Before, my body was stiff, not responding to even a gentle touch, Afraid to let anyone too close. Before, my mind would not let thoughts of love enter, Guarding my heart with grief and fear. Before, my nights only brought darkness, Like a black veil falling to cover my wounds. Before, my life held only emptiness and contempt, Anger guiding me through days of hell. But on the day I found you, A brilliant light shone down on me As you breathed new life into me And renewed my will for living. And now my heart almost bursts with a joy I have never felt before. And now my eyes are filled with a love So strong it overcomes all other thoughts. And now my body is strong and yet so soft, As I respond to your ever touch. And now I anticipate my nights with eagerness Anxiousl

Compassion
The need to help others, in my experience, is one of the greatest weaknesses a person can have. Though posessing it is seen as a good thing and earns one the laurels of being noble or saintly, it's a bitter curse that follows those who posses it, often clean to their grave. The bitter reality is that most people don't want to be helped. They think they do and they act as such, but what most people want is nothing more than reaffirmation for their own ideas and goals. They don't want you to tell them or help them get what they need, they want you to tell them what they think they need. Often times being helped requires more effort than the act of helping, but most people, even those at their lowest, aren't willing to put forth the effort to change their perspectives, mend their ways or open their minds. The result, the people you try to save find themselves running in circles. As if trying to wear down the fabric of their souls, they place themselves in vicious cycles, unable to

A Note To Say I Love You
I want to say I love you, but alas you are not here, Else I would take you in my arms and whisper in your ear I'd call to say I love you, send my greetings down the phone, But my call dont go that far I'd write to say I love you, but the method is too slow, It's the instantaneous feeling that I want you to know. So this is to say I love you, and it comes straight from the heart My thoughts forever with you, even though we are apart.

The Phone Rings
The phone rings My heart jumps My hand trembles I get Goosebumps I feel the electricity Of our last touch My head is dizzy I want you so much My body tenses As I hear your voice Loving you Was my choice The words you say Make my heart melt Completely loved Is how I felt How I long to be In your arms I ache for you Until then I love you, Baby With all my heart I am so ready for Our forever to start

Random Facts About Me
~RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME~ +I LOVE ANY KIND OF SWEETS +I HATE CHEATERS AND LIARS (YOU'RE DUMB, YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT!!!) +I REALLY REALL REALLY WANT A TURTLE OR A LIZARD! +I CAN BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE +I CAN BE A BIG BITCH AT TIMES +I'M VERY PICKY WITH FOOD BUT I LOVE ANY FORM OF CHICKEN +I'M TERRIFIED OF FEET!!! EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE'S. I WAS KINDA FORCED INTO GETTING USED TO THEM... THANKS... +I LIKE COOKIE DOUGH ALL BY ITSELF. OH AND MAKING COOKIES AT LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING CAN BE GREAT FUN... LOL +I HATE SLEEPING ALONE +I RARELY EVER GET MORE THAN FIVR HOURS OF SLEEP AT A TIME SLEEP LOL (SORRY FOR KEEPIN YOU UP ALL NIGHT :) *WINK* +I LOVE TEDDY BEARS N DEAD ROSES +I HAVE 3 KIDS TO THAT ARE MY NIECE N NEPHEW AND A 5 MOUTH OLD +I AM A VERRY PERRYNOID PERSON +I LOVE MY FLAWS +I CAN GET A LITTLE CRAZY AT TIMES +I'M EASY TO GET TO SNAP ON YOU AT TIMES +I'M SWEET UNTILL MESSED WITH THE WRONG WAY +I COULD LIVE OFF MT DEW COFFEE AND C

My Love
All the time I think of you, my love In the morning light, throughout the moonlit night My love, you are always on my mind Feeling your breath upon my neck You are forever close to me Your voice whispering to me What beautiful lyrics I hear, my love In closing my eyes, I see yours Love shining brightly in them I know this love is true I feel it in my heart, my love How could I ever not trust? How could I be afraid of you? These I could not, my love Your love means so much Holding your heart close to mine I can feel your love Oh, my love, it touches me deeply Two hearts in love Our hearts beating as one, my love

Comparison To A Rose
You are a beautiful rose to me- full grown- open to my touch Is it any wonder that I love you so much? The stem of the rose offers it support- helping it to stand I wonder where I would be if you were not my man. The roots of the rosebush bring it nourishment each day You have touched my life- I have grown- I am not the same. Water is the life of the rose, it brings to the petals great color You are water to me- you have loved me like no other. The leaves of the rose embrace its stem each day Your love embraces me- and like the rose- I blossom just the same. The thorns of the rose protect the bud from pain May the thorns in our life always do the same. The essence of the rose- its beauty, oh so true You will always be my rose and I will always belong to you.

Depressed
Depressed, Crying Feel like Dieing Can't they hear my screams? Or do they only come out in my dreams? Help me, really, I'm not that strong I can't keep doing this its gone on too long When you look at me what do you see? Because I think I'm starting to lose ME!

Loving You
Loving you It's like feeling soft soft rain Fall on my face Loving you It's the comfort of my Heart Loving you Makes me laugh and smile at the same time It makes my heart warm, it gives me life Loving you It's all very new to me It's very good Loving you To feel your hand in mine To feel your breath slide along the side of my cheek To feel your heart pounding beneath my ear As I rest my head upon your chest Loving you So many words to describe it Yet so few Loving you I want to take care of you As you take care of me I want to hear your troubles and your joys I want to encourage you As you choose to follow life Loving you It is an honor to be trusted so With your deepest, darkest worries Secrets With your most heart felt Dreams Loving you Sharing little moments with you Looking into one another's hearts Reading each other's souls Loving me Loving you There is nothing else I want But to be held by you Loving you It is such a r

My Lovers Arm
There aren't enough stars in the sky, To show how many times, I've wished for you. There aren't enough places in the world, To show how far, I'd really go for you. I'd give anything to be with you, Lay my life on the line, Just to spend a moment with you. I would die a thousand deaths, To feel you at my side, To know that we're together once again. Nothing can tear us apart, Even when we are both in death, We will always be together, Sharing our adventures. If I could fall into your arms, Those strong limbs which seem to be my shield against harm, My purpose would be complete. Even now as I look at you, I still can't believe, That God has sent you to me. I have done nothing special to deserve you, But He grazed your soul with a touch of His heavenly hand, Which has now made my life whole. So, my love, Let me tell you in no words, How much you mean to me. Nothing in this world, Can add up to how much I love you. So let it now be known, That this is the mom

Small Rant
Just wondering why I have an ever changing picture of a woman in her bra on my home page. I really don't understand why anyone would want to put a pic like that as a spotlight for the day. Maybe I am too critical, but I think it's cheap.

You Are My Angel
The day we met I did not know her We were strangers in the night Both of us not sure of ourselves Or of our place in life I needed a strong hand to help me someone who would protect me and understand my many moods, the way I am An angel graced me with her presence the strength was felt so strong she's helped me through rough waters when my belief in myself was gone Suddenly I am flying I am not afraid to fall for with the love of my angel I will survive it all.

My Love Is Like A Rose
Heavenly Father created the rose for us. It represents beauty. Its petals represents the gentle feelings we have for each other. Its leaves represents the outstretched arms, loving and giving. Its roots grow long and deep, gaining strength in every length and depth. I give this rose to you, for you are special to me. Each time you look at a rose, remember you are special to me. Whenever you catch its fragrance floating in a gentle breeze, remember you are special to me. If you should hold the rose in your hands and feel the strength in the stem, remember you are feeling the strength of my heart. If you should dig in the sweet earth our Father in Heaven gave us, remember you are seeing the depth of my heart. As you embark on your journey that will take you far from me, remember you are taking half of my heart with you. Hold a rose gentle to your heart, remember you are holding me. Every night as you gaze up in joyous prayer, remember as you think of me. One star und

A Promise To My Love
I believe that none could love you quite as deeply as I do And yet I often fail to show the depth of it to you. I vow to do the little things, to show you every day But one thing or another seems to get into the way. I pledge to be more open, to have courage and be strong But some how fear takes over and then everything goes wrong. I dream of perfect love for us, and hope that it will be And yet I end up giving you a less than perfect me. I want to be much more for you, be everything you need. I hope and seek, beg and pray Change me Lord I plead. You are the only one I want. It is for you I yearn. I guess, my love, there's still so much that I have yet to learn. I cannot give perfection, but this I promise I will do I will spend my life time learning how to give my love to you.

My Love
I see you you're in my dreams my thoughts my fantasies You are the sunshine on a rainy day You are the peaceful smile of my life You are a child's golden laughter a mother's loving gaze I see you I hear you I feel you You are my joy my warmth my one true love You make every day a treasure You are my life's breath

What's With The Names?
Seems to me that everybody on this site is "DJ" something. Holy fuck people, if everyone is "DJ" something, then who the hell is listening to the music when all are playing it? What a stupid, dumbass fad. How about you all LEARN about music before calling yourself a "DJ"?

My Angel
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for her will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of her last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!

The Depths Of My Love
Rivers of my love run deep, Into the valleys of your heart, Neither height, nor depth, Nor mountains too wide, Could show you, The depths of my Love, Way beyond the seas, Throughout all eternity, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Into the sun, Far beyond the sky, A thousand tears, That I have cried, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Forgiveness beyond measure, Memories to treasure, Love written as a lullaby, Enchanted dreams of you and I, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Miles and time, Song and rhyme, Money or gain, life or pain, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Loving me, embracing me, Eternally, Will show you the depths of my love.

An Agel Cared
Maddening, swirling, tumultuous thoughts give my heart no peace Muscles tensing, heart's wrenching, longing for release Walled off from emotions, numbed to dreams of bliss Frantically grasping for a hold, sliding further into the abyss All color drains from my world, subtle shades of gray permeate Broken shards cast illusions, hope falsely propagates A former warrior, battle tested, I frantically disguise my fears Resolve dissolves, nervousness abounds as my refuge disappears As autumn's cycle nears an end, the ice begins to advance Stealthily attacking, patiently awaiting for a perfect chance A frozen heart, desolate and bare, obscures all that would try to see The warmth reflected, gives off no heat, illusions mask reality On hands and knees, mumbling pleas, I search for sanctuary To glimpse beyond this desolation, to a world of possibility Eyes closed, perceptions peeked, it hovers beyond my reach A whispered supplication, alone, these barriers I cannot breach A gent

Walk With Me
Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within

If Only!!
If only I can reach out and touch you, press my lips against yours, anytime, day or night. If only my dreams of you would turn into a reality, bringing us together until the end of time. If only you knew how you live in me, when I’m awake, and in my dreams. If only you knew you stole my heart, unlocking my love and desires opening up my emotions, which had died. If only you can see when you look into my eyes, the reflection of you and me. If only you knew you were the one, I’ve been waiting for all my life. If only I knew, you already knew

Fyi
1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish

Your Pics
i just added a slideshow to my profile. hope its the first of a few. this one has all the pics i have edited for people on fubar. safe guess is that if i edited a pic for you,,, then its there. some of the pics have the persons fubar id and the link to there profile. if yours is there and you want part or all removed,, please let me know and i will remove it. there are also names there that dont have a link. them people are the ones i havent been able to find since my profile got deleted, so if you know them please send them to me if possible,,, or leave me a link to get to them. hope you all have a good day >:D<

Night Creature
I don't know what it is that draws me to the night. All I know is that my soul seems to come alive when the sun goes down and my mind opens up the most during the blackest of nights. I live in a world of headlights and 24-hour diners. When the streetlights come on and moon rises up above the trees, I finally am able to be myself as I truly am. I was born this way, I will die this way. There's nothing for me in the daytime, just crowded streets, ringing phones and that hot, blaring sun beating down on me. I'd much rather move about when the world is quiet and nothing but the cool night air surrounds me. It sets me at peace. At night, my body is quicker and stronger and my mind is sharper and clearer It's as if the blurring haze of the world has been removed. That's why I let the lights of the city be my guide and my keen understanding of the world keep me safe. But for now at least I am forced to live the life of a day-dweller. Though the very blood in my veins craves my nat

The Lie Of Love
It's on the lips of the heartbroken and downtrodden, it's in the poetry of the cheated-on and the abandoned and it's in the hearts of the abused an trampled, those four little words, "Love is a lie!" But love is not a lie, nor is it a trap to make you weep or a game played by fools and other over-emotional buffoons. Love is as real as the air we breathe, the earth we walk on and the water we drink. It's there, always lurking, often hiding but always around and waiting to strike. The lie of love isn't that it doesn't exist but rather the fairy tale the world has made it out to be. Every story that ends in "happily ever after" has had but one moral, that all you need is love and if you have that, everything in the world will be perfect. Nothing could be further from the truth. While love is important and a beautiful thing, it is just one of many factors in determining how happy one truly is. There are millions of people who are passionately enthralled in perfect love, but are

A Woman's Poem!!
I shave my legsI sit down to peeAnd I can justifyAny shopping spreeDon't go to a barberBut a beauty salonI can get a massageWithout a hard-onI can balance a checkbookI can pump my own gasI can talk to my friendAbout the size of my assMy beauty's a masterpieceAnd yes it takes longAt least I can admitTo others when I'm wrongI don't drive in circlesAt any costAnd I don't have a problemAdmitting I'm lostI never forgetAn im

Distant Love
Did you ever say I love you And the breeze took your words away Did you feel them as they lingered Then slowly drifted on their way Did they journey long, searching for The distant love you hoped they’d find Was someone out there listening For words from heart and mind Did you ever hear I love you As the wind blew through the trees Closed your eyes and felt them there As they came quietly in the breeze Did you ever say I love you And hear it whispered in return Feeling your distant love beside you And the desire within you burn Did you ever see I love you Floating quietly to you with ease Wandering peacefully there beside you Comes I love you in the breeze

Please Pass On Repost All Over The Internet!!
ok everyone this is the profile to a convicted pettifille....name Sean Browning ........... http://www.myspace.com/clevelandbrowns1975 this guy molested 3 little girls and a little boy he even repeatingly sodimised one of the girls while he had her tied to a bed ... I know for a fact this happened cause one of them was my child ........he told them if they told anyone he would lock them in a closet and do it again ............ the past is the past is bullshit in a situation like this .. these kids may be adults now with kids of there own but the memory of this guy is still really clear in there heads .......the oldest of these kids is 24 now seeing as where he is in his 30's that would have made them pretty damn young huh......... damn right they were young they were still babies ............................. Be warned and heed please for the love of the children Repost this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shes My
She's my morning, She's my favourite song to sing, She's the poems that I write, She's my everything She's my sparkle, She's my shine, She's the only thing, I want to call mine She's my voice, She's my ears, And being without her, Is one of my biggest fears She's the reason I dream, She's the reason I follow my heart, She's the reason why, I want this relationship to start She's my afternoon, She's my thoughts all day, She's the reason why, I say the sweet things I say She's my sleepless nights, She's my soul, She's the reason why, I can't keep control She's my heart, She's the reason I'm in love, She's the reason why, I thank god above She's my everyday, She's my everynight, And I would never give up on her, Not without a fight She's my morning, She's my favourite song to sing, She's the poems that I write, She's my everything

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Im Sorry
I’m sorry of being so emotional I’m sorry of being so possessive I’m sorry that I cry for you I’m sorry because I can’t live without you I’m sorry for the tears you shed I’m sorry for the damage I made I’m sorry I’ve made you sick Sorry I hurt you so deep I’m sorry for giving you sleepless nights I’m sorry for each and every fight I’m sorry for your pain & agony I’m sorry for the missing harmony I’m sorry for my selfish love I’m sorry for not caring enough I’m sorry for my restlessness I’m sorry for the losing grace I’m sorry my friend I made you mad I’m sorry darling you are so sad Sorry for not giving you any happiness Sorry because it’s my disgrace I’m sorry for thinking of you so very much I’m sorry I always miss your touch I’m sorry of being so mad about you I’m sorry for my every blue I’m sorry of being so immature I’m sorry now that can’t be cured I’m sorry of being myself I’m sorry that I’ve failed I’m sorry and sorry again I’m sorry o

The Sex Signs.....
Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz. Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward. Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breat

Missing Link
This is based on a pic of my other half Chris who I sent to Stu, apparently the character Missing Link has a hatred for all things human, which is why I thought he was just like Chris hahahahaha By daughterofhell at 2007-10-18

Two Questions.....
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion??? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Friends Vs. Best Friends.....
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right

Only In America......
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politic

Love Me Yet
it started with a hello ,hi how r ya ,to damn ur sexy , lol , we quickly became friends ,talked for hours ,understood each other,u know me ,my every need wish and dream, i opened up to u, felt security,i could be myself,we have laughed , i have cried,u have listened and comforted me but most of all we have loved,without a single touch i have became urs ,heart mind body and a litabitofsoul,

I'm From New Jersey.....
I understand that tommorrow means a couple days When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar There's more strip clubs then gas stations A "HOT MINUTE" MEANS A LONG TIME I sure as hell don't pump my own gas! There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D 18 to party 21 to drink, really means bring extra money for the bouncer. I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place. All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner at 4am and of course all good parties end with a fight. It's a SUB, not a grinder, a hero, or worse, a hoagie... I go down to the shore not to the beach Jersey girls are the hottest and best girls, just stay on their good side! I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing... and still have fun My second and third home are the malls and Quick Chek parking lots I do say some words with an accent, but at least I

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.....
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

Witches Amazing Grace
Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore a witch like me! I once was burned, now I survive, was hung and now I sing. T'was grace that drew down the moon and grace that raised the seas. The magic in the people's will will set our Mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds that move across this earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane our breath will bring forth the change. Turn towards the South and feel the fire that burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again and burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash in tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love will cleanse and heal the earth. Reach into the North and know your roots down deep ancestral cave. We find the wisdom of the Crone, Of circles we are made. Amazing earth, enduring life, from death into rebirth. T'is earth I am and earth I love and earth I'll always be. Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore witches

Witches Rune
Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the witches' rune. East, then south, west then north, Here come I to call the forth. Earth and water, air and fire, Work ye unto my desire. Wand and Pentacle and Sword Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Powers of the Witches Blade, Come ye as the charm is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Lend your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the Night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the power of land and sea, As I do will, so mote it be. By all the might of moon and sun, Chant the spell and be it done.

Moonphases
The phases of the moon can influence the flow of magick. It always helps to choose the appropriate phase when working magick to help guide your energies to your desired goal. In cases of emergency, it is alright to work magick not always in the appropriate phase, but it's always a bit more help. + New Moon: The time of the New or Dark moon is great for Magicks of banishing negativity or bad habits from your life. It's also a good time for starting new beginnings. + Waxing Moon: The Waxing Moon is the period when the moon is going from New to Full. Magick and Rituals that are performed during this time is when you are trying to gain something or bring something into your life. This is a good time for gaining money, building onto relationships and other Magicks that promote growth. + Full Moon: The Full Moon is a time to celebrate Magicks such as Divination, prophecies, strengthen psychic shield, love and other correspondences relating to the Fullness of

Creating Your Own Scrying Mirror
Scrying does not have to be an expensive undertaking. The price of a lead crystal sphere is outside the price range that most of us are willing to pay. This is especially true for someone new to scrying who is not yet sure of success. Nostrodamas is credited with seeing the future in a bowl of water that was colored with ink. This and other low tech methods are ideal for someone who wants to try his hand at scrying without a heavy investment. The method that I prefer is a scrying mirror. One of these can be constructed for less that five dollars. The first step is to buy a picture frame. An oval frame is ideal but any other shape is acceptable. Try to find a frame that has some aesthetic appeal for you. Frames may be found in many of the “dollar stores” that seem to be popping up everywhere. The frame must have a glass insert and not a plastic one. Now on to the construction. First, disassemble the frame. Clean one side of the glass with your “Scrying Mirr

Scrying
Some people have a natural aptitude for scrying. They only have to walk past a shallow puddle in the road, glance at a piece of black glass, admire the glossy fur of a black cat or look at a wet patch on a black rubbish sack and numerous images flood into their minds. Others have to spend days, weeks, months, even years, mastering this apparently simple technique, staring into elaborate black mirrors and seeing nothing but their own dark reflection - frustrating indeed - and of course, that very frustration makes things more difficult. As with all magic, it needs to be taken seriously, but with a playful and curious state of mind. Trying too hard is counterproductive. One of the things which makes scrying so hard for some people to do is that, like meditation, it requires an altered state of consciousness to be achieved, but with the eyes open. In meditation, path working, and in parts of a ritual, most people prefer to work with their eyes closed because this makes an

Angel
Angel I saw her there, A deer in my headlights, But I did not swerve, I drove headlong. I stopped just short, Didn’t want to hurt her, She said thanks stranger, Maybe we can be friends. So we had a margarita, You know, the kind with salt, And she told me a story, About a life once lost. It was sort of like a dream, As we drove to the sea, Where we became lovers, Angel and me... Copyright Steve Britt 8/20/07

Spirit Mother
Thank you so much for voting for me. I had no idea I was even an option to be consider. I am blessed with such an awesome family that is filled with wonderful people. I love you all. Huggs..... :p Thanks Agian, Mychele P.s. Now I have to get back to your Tags. lol

What Bites My Ass
i get on here i meet some really great people make some friends then theres the ones that tell me they love me and dont know my name and havent even asked my name and say they love me and wanna marry me hasnt even talked to me except to tell me they love me and then send me messeges telling me i am being punished until i can prove my love for them ,what the fuck ever im 39 not a child,when i love someone i tell them i dont play games but i prove nothing to no one so lay off the bullshit,either be my friend or leave me alone,ok im done bitching u know who u are ,Have a great day

Interesting History (nsfw)
I found this by accident while surfin and thought it was very interesting and kinda odd as to where it came up and why ive never heard of him and what he did before. This is Almost word for word so it is of no opinion just a fact in world history. GENERAL BLACK JACK PERSHING Was born september 13th, 1860 near Laclede MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include: 1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics Univer. of Nebraska 1898Serves in the Spanish-American War 1901 Awarded rank of Captain 1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General 1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major General 1919 Promoted to General of the Armies 1921 Appointed Chief of Staff 1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point Just before WW1, there were a number of ter....st attacks on the united States forces in the Philippines by Mu...m extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 ter....sts and had them tied to posts for execution

Believe In Your Heart
Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen. Love your life. Believe in your own powers, and your own potential, and in your own innate goodness. Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive. Discover each day the magnificent, awesome beauty in the world. Explore and embrace life in yourself and in everyone you see each day. Reach within to find your own specialness. Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potential of each new day. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect; this is the essence of your humanity. Let those who love you help you. Trust enough to be able to take. Look with hope to the horizon of today, for today is all we truly have. Live this day well. Let a little sun out as well as in. Create your own rainbows. Be open to all your possibilities; all possibilities and Miracles. Always believe in Miracles.... .

The Best
im a checkmate to rate a date.as fate would have it,i battled at it,got my bad hit over,it didnt matter,the thoughts be dreams,shatter.simple,fatter than this.i love lists.piss me off,i get a cough drop and a dough,dana bean i gotta go.melissa next.

Forever I Will
As I sit here I search my heart For the words to express my inner most thoughts My hand glides across the paper In short strokes It all seems so trivial and ordinary Compared to what I feel for you I crumple the paper and start over Seeking for "that" word That will say it all That word that when you read it You will instantly know how I feel Its so close I can almost touch it Its on the tip of my tongue But I cannot find it No matter how hard I search It escapes me I will have to be a thief Stealing age old words Shared by millions They are not original But as I think of them It feels as if I created them I treasure you as a person And I cherish you as a soul I long and desire to hold you near For as many days as God allows me to breath I immediately realize that my last thought as I write this Was the same as my very first I started this letter because I love you I sought for words to express that But decided to choose The three very words That ha

I Am The Moon
Shadows all around you as you surface from the dark Emerging from the gentle grip of night's unfolding arms Darkness, darkness everywhere, do you feel all alone? The subtle grace of gravity, the heavy weight of stone You don't see what you possess, a beauty calm and clear It floods the sky and blurs the darkness like a chandelier All the light that you possess is skewed by lakes and seas The shattered surface, so imperfect, is all that you believe I will bring a mirror, so silver, so exact So precise and so pristine, a perfect pane of glass I will set the mirror up to face the blackened sky So you can see your beauty every morning that you rise

Cold Season Is Upon Us ..vick's Vapor Rub
Vicks WOW! I was raised, and raised my kids with Vicks. How come I never knew this? I can't wait for my next cough. Amazing! READ IT ALL. It works 100 percent of the time, although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren't sure why. To stop nighttime coughing in a child (or an adult, as we found out personally), put Vicks Vapor Rub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime and then cover with socks. Even persistent heavy, deep coughing will stop in about five minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. This works 100 percent of the time, and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines.

Yet Again A Rant
yet again i see that nothing can seeem to go the way it should old nightmears seem to come to life even without me having to pay attention to it you know what i mean ....you come you go and that is how things go i said it once tonight already i must have a sign on my fucking head that says " use and abuse" cuse it seems that everytime i turn around people are asking for for help or to fix something or to be a shoulder to cry on and the one time in my life that i lose all pride and i ask for help cuse shit has just gotten too much somedays i get shit on yeah i get some help but the costs of the help are gonna rip me apart , you want my money fine it all goes to bills what is left you can fucking have you want my shit like my dvds and my computer and my phone and my cable tv and my internet and all the other shit you use from me fine take it least i can do for you helping me ,,,, what i do ask that if you say you're gonna do something then you better damn well do it you know what i mea

Lmao What A Day
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What Is Subspace? Aftercare?
To answer some of your questions about this: Subspace is a metaphor for the state the submissive's minds and bodies are in during a deeply involving play scene. Many types of BDSM play invoke strong physical responses. The mental aspect of BDSM also causes many submissives to mentally separate themselves from their environment as they process the experience. Deep subspace is often characterized as a state of deep recession and incoherence. Deep subspace may also cause a danger in newer submissives who are unfamiliar with the experience, and require the dominant to keep a careful watch to ensure the submissive isn't placing him or herself in danger. Many submissives require aftercare. Aftercare In the context of the sexual practice of BDSM, aftercare is the process of attending to a submissive after intense activities of a physical or psychological nature relating to BDSM activities. Aftercare goes above and beyond any possible necessity to treat or clean wounds (contusions, ab

Just Breathe
Tonight, I am sitting up at work with one of my dearest friends, and I am contemplating life...my past, my future...just the whole gambit I guess. Well, the phone rings and it is my husband callling to let us know that there has been a suicide by the University. Someone decided they could not bear their next breath and jumped from the top of the parking garage. How does a person get to that point? What happens within us to make that next breathe seem so tortureous that we can not take it in. Are we all hard-wired to be capable of making that decision, or are is it just a few? I have been to that point in my past...begging to be able to take my last breath yet always having intervention. My salvation coming in the form of a call, a friend somehow knowing what I am doing, just being there, talking to me...offering hope, maybe even a momentary reprieve. But what made me so special? Why did I deserve that intervention? Who am I to deserve having a guardian angel so to speak come and re

Endtimes Cabaret
Another sad song at end times cabaret, Listen in, the singer is all blue words, the band down beat but not a missed note my friends, not a one. The bartender is all cheap drinks, for your sad words, and last call is hours away. Have a seat, it is all on me, light a smoke in the dim atmosphere, it's not sorrow, it just seems like that in here, listen to the song. Sure things don't add up, sure things go away, they hurt - they heal, grab some of the air, let it go, we are all wounded but not for long, patrons come and go, much like you. The owners stay and stay.

Truly Twisted Sick Shit That Rocks!
I know it's techno Gothic,but this shit really is HOT!!!Between the Eyes Volume II is the bomb!...Particularly their tracks We have to see we have to know and I'm gonna wrap myself in your intestines!.....Truly some sick an twisted shit,but damn it's HOT!!!......You need to go an check it out,you won't go away disappointed,I promise!......An as always,peace out!....Much love!

Last Week In The Tower
Yes it was the last week in the fire tower this year( no more fires)First the winds got up to 70 mile an hour and some higher gusts, a tree blow down in my front yard ( about 8 feet away from my trailer)I loss power for 27 hours, with the temp. in the teens, my teeth were clicking together LOL. Loss my phone line out too the world ( that sucked)It snowed and my rain gage froze! and yes a fire that high does sway in the wind,shakes and rattles ( the fire tower is 120 feet in the air. I had a total of 9 fire for the season this is more than last year, (five).Will post some more pictures soon.

Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken
Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken This family-friendly dish requires just a few minutes of work -- you whip up a quick barbecue sauce, pour it over chicken pieces and pop the casserole in the oven. It's the closest thing to instant BBQ that we know of. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon margarine * 1 chopped onion * 2 1/2 pounds skinless chicken pieces * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/2 cup tomato sauce or ketchup * 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon prepared mustard * 1 cup water Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a skillet over medium heat, melt the margarine. Add the onion to the skillet. Put the chicken in a casserole dish. Add the remaining ingredients to the onion and boil for 3 minutes. Pour over the chicken. Bake, uncovered, for 1 hour.

Vegetarian Chili With Rice
Vegetarian Chili with Rice This healthy stick-to-your-ribs chili is made with two kinds of beans -- garbanzos and kidney beans -- and served over nutty brown rice. If you like it hot, chop some jalapeno pepper to taste and add it along with the onion, celery and carrot. Credit: Slim-Fast Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 3/4 cup brown rice * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 4 small cloves garlic, peeled and minced * 1 medium yellow onion, peeled and finely diced * 2 celery stalks, washed, trimmed and finely diced * 2 large carrots, trimmed, washed and diced * 1 (32-ounce) can stewed tomatoes in juice * 1 (16-ounce) can garbanzo beans, drained * 3 cups canned kidney beans, drained (1 large 24-ounce can) * 2 teaspoons chili powder * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/2 cup shredded reduced-fat sharp cheese Directions: Bring 2 cups water to a boil in a medium covered saucepan. Slowly stir in rice, cover, reduce heat to low

I Scribble X's And O's In My Notebook..
I put your picture on my mirror, Start to blush when somebody says your name In my stomach there's a pain See you walk in my direction I go the other way I start to stutter when I speak Try to stand but my knees go weak What happening to me in the dark can you tell me what it means I lay my head on my pillow Staring out the window Wish on a star for a sign It's the reason why Your always on my mind When you come around I get shy When I see you, when I see you Never know when you might walk by So I gotta be right on time When I see you when I see you I scribble X and O's in my notebook Checking how my hair and nails look I feel myself in the zone I get nervous when you call So I say I'm not home I see your face when I hear my favorite song Should I Send an email at home You're the number 1 topic on the phone, I wonder if you know or do you have a clue I lay my head on my pillow You got me staring out the window Wish on a star for a sign Whats the reaso

Goodbye Again :(
hello,here i am again been here so many times now wont be having the internet connection again thought i would leave a blog before it goes not sure how long i will be gone for might be days or even months getting so sick of it and you all must be wondering why its complicated dont wanna air all my personal stuff but i will say this the bad situation i'm in its never gonna improve until i take steps and sort it once and for all and know that i'm gonna miss you all,hope i'm not gone for long i will get on the internet somehow to pop in and say hello, to a certain person gonna miss you the most loads of love,hugsnkisses xoxo have a great day and hopefully be back soon

Annoyed
so basically me and the certain "person" got together. turns out he's not the dude i knew. He just used me. he doesnt love his gf , i mean u can tell... but now im left alone and hurt and it isnt fair. I guess i learned my lesson in this situation it just sucks to know that i have to see him when he works with me. Its uncomfortable already and all he wants to be is friends and i dont. Im so annoyed i need a hug from a good guy!!!

Bombay Chicken With Apples
Bombay Chicken with Apples 'Tis the season for juicy apples, and this Indian-inspired chicken dish puts them to great use. Use your favorite variety, or mix and match red and green! Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 1/4 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cubed * 2 ribs celery, chopped * 1 onion, chopped * 4 cloves garlic, chopped * 2 apples, chopped * 1 bell pepper, chopped * 1 tablespoon madras curry powder * 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon * 1 teaspoon cumin * 1 cup chicken broth Directions: In a heavy skillet, heat the oil and 1/2 tablespoon of the butter until hot. Add the chicken and brown, turning as needed. Remove the chicken. Add the remaining butter and the celery, onion and garlic, and cook for 3 minutes. Add the apples, bell pepper and spices, and cook for 5 minutes. Add the chicken broth, heat to a boil, reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, for 15 minutes

Fresh Fettuccine With Roasted Chicken And Broccoli Rabe
Fresh Fettuccine with Roasted Chicken and Broccoli Rabe What did we do before fresh rotisserie-roasted chickens were readily available at every market? Here's a different way to use this weeknight standby -- combine it with broccoli rabe and fresh pasta from the dairy case, which cooks in just minutes. Credit: Giada's Family Dinners by Giada De Laurentiis Servings: 4 Ingredients: * Salt * 1 pound broccoli rabe, trimmed and stalks cut crosswise into 3-inch pieces * 1 (9-ounce) package fresh fettuccine * 1 (14-ounce) can reduced-sodium chicken broth * 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (from about 2 lemons) * 3 cups shredded roasted chicken (1 roasted chicken will yield 3 to 4 cups of shredded meat) * 3/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese * 1/2 cup toasted pine nuts * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 tablespoon lemon zest * Freshly ground black pepper Directions: Bring a lar

F@#ked Up
Damn it did things get f'ed tonite. I've been divorced since labor day and have finally gotten to the point that I can live again after all of the expense of the proceedings. Well my ex and I were trying to be friends and not hate each other like others we know and I was fine with that,hell we even had alittle fwb going on which was o.k. for a while. Anyway I've recently,very recently met some one else and we have very strong feelings toward each other. The ex shows about 2 hours ago thinking she'd repay me for building her new computer with a little booty call. Well I was on my cell with my new gf and she heard my conversation,not good for some reason. Were divorced right? Well things get out of hand fast she loses it starts alot of shit and hell raising. She trys to get my phone away to call my gf and start shit with her too. My gf lives about an hour away for now. Would she understand why my ex would be calling her at midnite,I don't think so. So I kept my phone away from the ex an

Chicken Curry And Vegetables
Chicken Curry and Vegetables This simple curry, courtesy of the Poor Chef, is a fantastic one-dish meal. If you like, you can use new potatoes -- three or so of them -- instead of a baking potato. Credit: Charles Mattocks, the Poor Chef Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 2 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, diced * 1/4 cup vegetable or canola oil * 1/8 cup lemon juice * 1-2 tablespoons curry powder (depending on heat level desired) * Salt and pepper to taste * 1 small onion, chopped * 3-4 cloves fresh garlic, minced * 14.5-ounce can chicken broth (need only about 3/4 of the can) * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 large carrot, thinly sliced * 1 potato, diced * 1/3 cup frozen sweet peas, drained * 2 cups cooked white rice Directions: In a medium bowl, mix chicken, oil, lemon juice, curry powder, salt and pepper. Cover and marinate in refrigerator for at least 30 minutes or longer. In a large skillet over medium

Wake, Not Funeral
She asked me for a few answers, I said maybe after awhile, not that I'd have any then, we'd wake up next to each other, with nothing to say. Get up awkwardly dress, wonder what led to all this, quiet distress, as we thought about polite words to make leaving easy. All so philosophical, conversational, the drunken night before, now twisted and clumsy words. Formerly animated, now cadaverous, honestly, I am the same person I was last night, just not eloquent with the dawn, drained empty by what went on, give me some hours, and he will return. Or stay, see who I am now and I will see you.

Hot Or Not
I HAVE JUST MADE A NEW ALBUM FOR THE SEXI WOMEN ON FUBAR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO IT JUST SEND ME A SHORT MESSAGE SAYING YOU WANT TO BE ADDED AND EITHER ATTACH THE PHOTO THAT YOU WANT SHOW AND I WILL ADD IT. OR JUST GIVE ME PERMISSION TO RIP ONE FROM YOUR PAGE.

Ultimate Red Pasta Sauce
Ultimate Red Pasta Sauce Tired of sauce in a jar? This recipe has you making a superior homemade sauce in very little time. Once you taste it with your favorite variety of pasta, you'll never go back to the jar again. Credit: Meals on the Move by Holly Clegg Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 medium onion, chopped * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 1/2 cup finely chopped carrots * 1 teaspoon minced garlic * 1 (28-ounce) can pureed tomatoes * 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste * 1/2 cup water or chicken broth * 1 tablespoon dried oregano * 1 bay leaf * 1 teaspoon dried basil * 2 tablespoons chopped parsley * Pinch of sugar * Salt and pepper to taste Directions: In a large pan coated with nonstick cooking spray, saute the onion, celery, carrots and garlic over medium heat for 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes, tomato paste, water, oregano, bay leaf, basil, parsley, sugar, salt and pepper. Cook over medium heat for another 15 m

I Dont Even Know How To Explain It...
ok so...hhmm....how should i explain this?....i have this friend...i like him...from what i understand he like me...ok anyway...hes really good and reading people and tonight...he sat there and told me all this shit about me...and for a while i sat there going no no no hes wrong fuck all that....but the more i thought about it...he was right...and i dont get it...it bugs me...but not in a bad way...more of just like a WTF thing...like...how does me know this shit...cause some of it was things i didnt even know about me...untill he pointed it out and i thought about it...i dont get it i really dont...

Real Friends!
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.

Someone Really Does
JUST WHEN YOU THINK NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIVE OR DIE A PERSON YOU LEAST EXPECT WILL COME ALONG AND SAVE YOUR LIFE.IMAGINE THAT. THANK YOU FUBAR FOR GIVING ME A DEAR DEAR FRIEND LIKE DAVID ,MY GAURDIAN ANGEL WHO CAME ALONG WHEN I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO HOPE LET ALONE ANY ONE WHO GAVE A DAMN LOL I'M ALIVE!!!! I LOVE YOU DAVID AND I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!! YOUR FRIEND , TAMI

What Does Your Name Mean?
K: would sleep with a dead body Y: plays in graveyards L: has killed a pet goldfish E: loves pain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A: likes to have your hair pulled B: is a stalker C: suicidal D: moons people in passing cars E: loves pain F: would put comet in enemy's mint ice cream G: likes to spank your lover H: obsessive I: likes to bite J: steals panties (this one is mainly for you..*smiles*) K: would sleep with a dead body L: has killed a pet goldfish M: into bondage N: keeps old boyfriends/girlfriends in the freezer O: plays with a oujia board P: cold hearted Q: like to pick up strangers on the side of the road R: wants to kill someone S: likes to be held down during sex T: likes to see people bleed U: sleeps with anyone V: gave cat/dog to local chinese resturante W: depressed X: likes to be choked Y: plays in graveyards Z: hates everyone Reply To Poster | Repos

This Is Bullshit, I'm Pissed Now
Ok I was so happy to move back to Ohio right well my aunt and my grandpa came back yesterday and you know what.. My grandpa had change his mind.. That got me so damn mad that I am not going to talk to him ever.. first he wants to live there and fine a house up there to get away from Tennessee and now he lied to me.. That is really bullshit and it pissed me off big time.. I hate it when he does this.. I think I need to fine my own place to live so I won't take no shit from him and his drinking.. My grandpa started his drinking again and I don't like it not one bit.. I hate my life as of right now and not doing ok.. So I am not very talkive to my grandpa.. Forgive me you all I thought I was moving to Ohio and he changed his mind.. Virgo24

I Lay In Bed
My heart bleeds in pain. but your love patches it up. Your eyes comforts me to my very soul. Love has lost love has won. I close my eyes and only see darkness Where has my light gone to? Without my light im lost in darkness Surrounds me in a lone cold night. I ask myself why? Things happen around me and i dont die. Im sorry my friends that it was you i would rather happen to me. Without light there is no reason for me to live but to wait an eternity and get the same. I hate what i am and i hate what im feeling. My heart in pain wouldnt you know its bleeding. So as i lay in my bed. Waiting for my time. I hold a black rose. and never wake up.

100 Questions To Get To Know Me
100. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG & Why? I Want You By Savage Garden Reminds me of when I was happy. 99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? Being a MOMMY 98. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Elaine 97. DO YOU WANT TO CRUSH SOMEONE WITH YOUR FACE? Sometimes 96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HRS? NO ABSOLUTLY NOT! 95. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO? Las Vegas Nevada Baby! 94. CAN YOU SWIM? yeah 93. WHY DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU DO? cuz i do 92. WHAT MAKES YOU MAD? Life 91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? A Healtcare Administrator 90. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Amanda 89. WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT NOW? Hawaii 88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO? NO I DON'T. 87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? 1 BROTHER 86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN MY LIVING ROOM 85. WHAT FUN THING DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND? NOTHING. 84. Do you own an ipod? I WISH 83. ARE YOU HAPPY? HELL NO 82. WHAT IS SITTING TO YOUR LEFT RIGHT NOW? MY

Rules For Bedroom Golf
The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the c

Pain
the pain that you feel, but cant touch. a pain you know of, but cant explain a pain so feirce you go insane the unknown pain that clutches your heart and burns in your soul the pain in your life to strong to carry on the unknown pain that clouds your mind and devours your every thought the pain of broken promises broken dreams the pain thats unheard of the pain that's not seen

10 Roses
I'm Sending You Ten Roses Each rose carries a different Blessing for you! This Rose is for Friendship This Rose is for Love This Rose is for Money This Rose is for Happiness This Rose is for Popularity This Rose is for Knowledge This Rose is for Cuteness This Rose is for Family This Rose is for Honesty This Rose is for Long Life This is a friend test. Send this to as many friends as you possibly can and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are.

My Dead Soul
A black rose unfurls from within my heart Nourished by crimson tears that Flow freely from my eyes As wave after wave of hurt watch over me I scream out my rage and anguish Into the night where the Ever-changing moon listens The stars begin to dance In a slow serenade to my pain I’m in mourning for my dead soul It seems like all of it is gone It has died and left me weightless; Now it seems I’ve lost control Of the things that I kept hid, The things that I know The things that could harm you, I’ve lost my control Of the demons possessed me Those that strive to kill Caring for nothing; Bending all to their will I’m in mourning for people Whose lives are now forever changed All those people living lifeless; All their fates now rearranged Like they’re struck by tornados And they’re torn all apart Their lives become empty For them there’s no part In this thing that’s called safety They’re left all alone Empty and broken Away from their homes I’m in mo

Killin Me, Breaking Free
When the bad is taken me under and the pain pins and holds me down I wear a casual face, a perfect circus clown.. If you look in my eyes you'd see, just how bad I need to break free If you only knew how I spend my time just killing me...

Stuff
Last night I got a message from Walgreen's saying I should give them a call ASAP. I applied there not to long ago online for Pharmacy Technology. They train you on the job in 18 months. Then I would be a CPhT (Certified Pharmacy Technologist) That would be soo awesome if I could get a job there. I know it would be harder on the job training then going to college but I don't have the money for that. Starting out, Pharmacy Techs around here earn an average of about $27,000 a year. But the longer you work the better it gets. This job has a good outlook and would be a great career. I'm not going to hold my breath though that i'll get a job there.

A Sweet Poem
A Sweet Poem HUG TIME This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You.) You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off! If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a

New Profile
That's right. I'm starting all over again. I'm going to be deleting this one soon, and all ready have a new profile up and running. http://www.fubar.com/user/1173556 I'm going to try and add everyone on my list now. My name on there is "Undeniable" - back to the original =) So don't get all weirded out if I send you a request.

Tweaking The Mumms In The Next Day Or So..
In order to help clean up the bullshit that's being posted in mumms lately (and pretty much, since we implemented them), I'm working on a few changes. The main change will be their 'scope'. By default, mumms will only be shown to your friends. If you want to create a 'global' mumm that shows up on everyones homepage, you go through the same process, only it'll cost more fuBucks. If you make a mumm for your friends, you can still post the link around and have other people (non-friends) vote/comment on it, but it won't show up on their homepage as a recent mumm. I'm still figuring out what the pricing will be for each, but the mumms for your friends will be cheaper than they are now. viva la resistance! -mike

Wind Gust Up To 62 Mph Here!!
It was storming here, with wind gust up to 62 mph. Rain, wind, thunder, and lightening. So I am working at the bar tonight 10/17/07 and the fire departments head guy comes in. I didn't think nothing of it, til I look at his face. He told me that my huge tree in my front yard fell on my house. i said you have to be kidding me, he said no I need you to go home and check it out. So I had to go up home and sure enough my tree is laying on my house. It was still storming so we really could not see much but my husband went inside and made sure the roof was not leaking and no broken windows. So now tomorrow I will not be at work at my first job so I can stay home and clean up the damn tree. The worst thing is right now we don't know how much damage there is until we get the tree off the house!! i will post pictures when i can. UPDATE::: Got the tree all cleaned up now. Insurance adjuster just came out today 10/19/07 and told me some very good news! So now we can get our house fixe

What A Ride
It started when I was on the way home from school. I was just standing on the tram, looking out the window. The car was packed, and it was standing room only, but I didn't mind, I liked the view of the city. Watching the trees and houses go by though, I didn't notice the man on the tram behind me. The first sign of him was a sharp, subtle pain in my side, followed by a hand over my mouth. Keep quiet, or I'll cut out your kidney. A crowded tram is a great place to get away with murder.” He whispered in my ear, his voice gravely and threatening. It made my knees tremble. My whole body was shaking. I was in the middle of a packed car and no one noticed what was happening to me. He noticed my shaking, quiet now growled in my ear as he gently stroked my cheek. I'm not going to hurt you if you do what I tell you.” he assured me, only if you don't. he added as an afterthought. Are you going to shout out? he asked. All I could do was shake my head and cower. Are you going to do

Take My Pain Away
Why must we live afraid , So much violence in the world today , Lord please take this pain away,Before it becomes to late. Young and restless tryin to make it in this dirty game, the last year of my life just aint been the same, born an alcoholic son tryin to hold on, no love in this world is it all gone, a drug deal gone bad now my homie dead, found at his door step bullet in his head, now his girlfriend bout to have his kid, no father surrounded by all of this, turn the otha cheek and try to forgive, but its so hard in this life we live, put a gun to his head took his own life, i hear her cryin with his pictures lonely everynight, dressed in all black tears steady comin down, she dont beleave me when i tell her gods still around, my boy jodi gone at 29, lord if your there please show me a sign, 25 to life man stop and think, in this dope game life aint worth a thing, so busy i aint tryin to ignore ya, keep ya head up homie i'll pray for ya. Why must we live

Alone
I'm sitting here staring out this window And I'm wondering where you are I write these words down on paper Cuz I'll have a broken heart I'm all alone in this world by myself Seems like I'm cursed everyday I live in hell Smoking on this fine weed trying to ease the pain But nothing ever changes everything stays the same I'm all alone I've shed so many tears for my lost homies dead and gone I'm surrounded but I feel like I'm all alone In this cold world who can I trust? All these bitches around me man they don't give a fuck It's artificial they in love with this rap life Ya I be taking pills just so I can sleep at night I wanna cry, crawl up in the closet and die Got me thinking about suicide, taking my own life All this pain that I'm going through I can't take it I can't face it man I can't erase it God save me I'm down on my knees Don't forsake me lord I'm begging you please Such a strain this rap game brings a lot of pain Take me home this marijuana got me se

Evolution Of Dance....lol
Okay if you need a good laught, just to see how odd music can be and what kind of movie it gave us then you really need to see this video....LOL!!! _______________________________________________

It Beats In A Wrong Time...
There comes a time that we feel we found the perfect partner for us... But often times the situation isn't easy... The hardest part is not letting go of the feeling, but trying to live without that certain piece that could have completed us... That no matter how many relationships we'll be into, No one can ever replace that special person we'll forever dream of... The heart beats when the soul finds its equal, yet most of the time... ...it beats in the wrong time.

Hey Help Out The Ghost Rider And Wildcat
HEY EVERYONE WE ARE IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD GET OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP US OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED AND WE REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON AND GIVE GREAT FRIENDS A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL.I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY BOMBING CONTESTS OR GIVEAWAYS BUT IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY STOP BY OURS AND LEAVE A FEW WE WOULD DEFINITELY APPRECIATE IT. Fire My Words

The One Thing
You want to know a secret? It isn't pain that makes you live, it is joy. The moment, the second, joy. When you open your eyes to it, when you remember it, joy makes you real, makes you whole. Don't forget it, or lose it, find it in every corner, room, slice of your life. Never let go of it.

Right Here Waiting
Oceans apart day after day And I slowly go insane I hear your voice on the line But it doesn't stop the pain If I see you next to never How can we say forever Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I took for granted, all the times That I though would last somehow I hear the laughter, I taste the tears But I can't get near you now Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' CrAzY Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I wonder how we can survive This romance But in the end if I'm with you I'll take the chance Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' cRaZy Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you

Truely Madle Deeply
I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope I'll be your love Be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath Truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful 'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. Chorus I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me... Verse 2 And when the stars are shining brightly In the velvet sky, I'll make a wish Send it to heaven Then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy For all the pleasure and the certainty. That we're surrounded By the comfort and protection of.. The highest power. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me... Bridge Oh can't you see it baby? You don't have to close your eye

Total Eclypse Of The Heart
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a tim

Womans Poem
I have my legs I sit down to pee And I can justify Any shopping spree Don't go to a barber But a beauty salon I can get a massage Without a hard-on I can balance a checkbook I can pump my own gas I can talk to my friend About the size of my ass My beauty's a masterpiece And yes it takes long At least I can admit To others when I'm wrong I don't drive in circles At any cost And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost I never forget An important date You just gotta deal with it I'm usually late I don't watch movies With lots of gore Don't need instant replay To remember the score I won't lose my hair I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive Don't call me a bitch Got this from a friend lol thought i was cute Don't say to your friends Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams my dear I can do better Flowers are okay But jewelry’s best Look at me you idiot Not at my chest I don't have a problem With expressing my feelin

Take My Breath Away
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love Never hesitating to become the fated ones Turning and returning to some secret place to hide Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, and turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching every motion in this foolish lover's game Haunted by the notion somewhere there's a love in flames Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away My love, take my breath away

Let's See If You Read This And Get The Moral Of The Story...
Lets See if You Read This... ok I got the following in an email from my step sister Lisa... I can honestly relate to this story and I've read this before but I don't remember if I actually put my experiences out there for others to relate to and honestly I think it'd be a cool thing to show my appreciation for the people in my life. Since I've moved back to where I grew up there is someone in my life that I'd like to tell you about.. see my comments below marked with ****** ____________________________________________ Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? "He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my sho

The Big Pink One
Let me tell you all about the big pink one. (Picture in my album of Favorite Things) It's big, it's pink and it's OhmyFreakinglord functional as hell! Now, the thing is 8inches long and about 2inches in diameter. Made of Cyberskin, it's soft on the outside and firm on the inside which means it feels VERY real (to a point since there's nobody breathing hard behind it) I'd go into graphic detail but I think that your imaginations work and use them often. Let's just say, vinyl sheets necessary! -Bettie-

No Ordinary Love
This could have been just another day But instead we're standing here No need for words, it's all been said in the way you hold me near I was alone on this journey You came along to comfort me Everything I want in life is right here [Chorus:] cause This is not your ordinary no ordinary love I was not prepared enough to fall so deep in love This is not your ordinary no ordinary love You were the first to touch my heart Made everything right again with your extraordinary love [Chorus] I get so weak when you look at me I get lost inside your eyes sometimes the magic is hard to believe but you're here before my weary eyes you brought joy to my world set me so free I want you to understand you are every breath that I breathe [Chorus] From the very first time that we kissed I knew that I just couldn't let you go at all From this day on, remember this: That you're the only one that I adore Can't we make this last forever This can't be a dream cau

18 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, October 18: Reach out to friends right now. Lots of emotions are swirling around in your head, and you'll need someone to help your work them out. Don't be afraid of complete honesty. Rely on the empathy of your pals to pull your through.

So Far On Fubar ....that Kinda Rhymes Lol
So far it's been quite an experience here on Fubar...the good, bad and the ugly LITERALLY...It is refreshing to know that there are still very nice people who are willing to take the time to talk with you when you are down...across the many miles- there are wonderful people who will sit up with you til' 3 in the morning just to cheer you up-- you guys are wonderful! If it weren't for friends I don't know where I would be today...In my busy life as a Mom sometimes at night, when they are in bed, I could use a good laugh ...I get alof of them here ...looking through the mumms at night sometimes crack me up...Please realize that just because I post racy pictures it does not mean I want to get busy with you (laughs)...I am a big girl and learning to love myself all over again so I post them because I am proud of who I am...just had to say that.

Whats The Point
ok where do i began ok i have never been good at anything but what i use to do for a liveing and makeing others feel good abount them selfs i was so unhappy untell i got into being a dj the reason why i got into it was becuse 5 people told me i should so i took the time to make a room and i work my ass off i never really finash anything i start really so this was a first even if the room was dead i stuck with it untlee one guy change that becuse he is a asshole and i dont care if you read this CALICO its the truth and ur a real live poser too the bigget one i seen so far i try to be nice to you and i try working my ass to get a player in my room i was very devoted to being one i dont think nothing hurts more then finding something that really made you happy just so someone can coem around to cursh it into nothingness

You And Me
Musician, Chef, Peter Pan Complex, Fun Loving, and the person to come to when you need a friend, but the number one thing that I am thankful for is our Ladies, they are the best friends th at you could ever, ever have, they hold you and the whole world is better, our most precious gift from heaven, and they are all aroud us, like angels, How could anyone not see that? But if you don't....Wow dude, you have just missed all the days of your life....:o(

The Last Stand
THE LAST STAND He clasps the crag with wearied hands Near to insane in this land of the damned. He trembles from his stand on high, To tired to live to scared to die. One small prayer,one small plea, One final push and the will to be free. No place to hide,no place to flee. The twisted earth beneath him crawls, He gazes from his prison walls, Up in to that endless sky, As an eagle glides on high. "Bye cruel world Eternity calls" And like a thunder bolt he falls.... Rachel Marie Miles Copyright ©2007 Rachel M Miles

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40. 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman ov er 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wo

18 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, October 18: Sometimes you just can't help wanting to scream 'what does it take to meet a decent partner in this town?' It doesn't matter which town, good people are few and far between from coast to coast.

Lover
That old dog has chained you up alright Give you everything you need To live inside a twisted cage Sleep beside an empty rage I had a dream I was your hero Damn I wish I was your lover I'll rock you till the daylight comes Make sure you are smiling and warm I am everything Tonight I'll be your mother I will Do such things to ease your pain Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed This monkey can't stand to see you black and blu Give you something sweet each time you Come inside my jungle book What is it just too good Don't say you'll stay 'Cause then you go away Damn I wish I was your lover I'll rock you till the daylight comes Make sure you are smiling and warm I am everything Tonight I'll be your mother I will Do such things to ease your pain Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed Shucks for me there is no other You're the only shoe that fits I can't imagine I'll grow out of it Damn I wish I was your lover If I was your girl believe me I'd

Sugar
Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man? Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light Television lover, baby, go all night Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah Hey! C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go! Crazy little woman in a one man show Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little Tease a little more Easy operator come a knockin' on my door Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little

Ant This The Truth
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, w ider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger

Golf In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want ... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again h

Fear Is Only In Our Minds......
Religion: Believe whatever you want to believe but please do not preach to me that I need to find god or else I am going to hell! How do you even know God exists? Because a book was written 3500 years ago? The first writings were by Moses and then the Egyptians who used hieroglyphics written in stone, and then changed several times till we have this multitude of a book called the Bible. I personally do not care what anyone believes, to each is own, what ever makes you happy, but please please do not push your beliefs on me. Do not assume I am a “bad” person because I do not accept god into my life, I accept one person and that’s me and you want to know why? Because I know what I am and I know what I have to offer and I know myself inside and out and I accept myself and that’s all that matters. You want to discuss other religions and ideas with me, that’s great but do not tell me what I should believe because you will not win and I am not easily convinced. Abortion…….. Yes I do not

Painting A Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had pa

Working...blah
Bored...imagine that. I have a headache...no pills. The alarms kept going off for 30 mins straight just when I got here.I couldnt take a nap...why I have no idea. And I tried everything...even masturbation...and I couldnt go to sleep. Took a sleeping pill...no doze. So at 9am I will have been up for 24 hours...LOL...and I will be fucking loopy as fuck. So my head hurts...lights are off...and I am listening to music to try and keep my sorry ass awake. I am planning on going to Lion's Den tomorrow when I get off of work in the morning...if my money is in the bank. I am gonna get a strap on! :) Since I dont kno where my other one is. So I am gonna get another one. I kinda need it for Saturday morning..if things work out...LOL :D Starting next week tho...any booty calls I get...Master has to approve and talk to them personally. Why...I have no idea. Another way he is controlling..which I like it. No complaints! :D I look at it this way...he is watching over me... :)

Ok Imma Need Ur Help Soon
ok i joined thomas contest since i had no chance in the other one .. too many friends were in the same contest with me ... but im excited bout tryin to win a happy hour .. i know a few of u i can count on and im askin pretty please for the rest of u to help me out :D u must fan and add thomas to be able to comment and no scripts or cherry blasters allowed »†HøĦå§«@ fubar this contest start the 25th till the first as of now

I Wanted It All.
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

You Made Who I Am...
You give me strength You give me love You give me heart You give me soul You give me soul You give me mind You give me sight You give me comfort You give me support You give me spirits You give me feelings You give me caring You give me understanding You give me for who I am You give me trust You give me loyalty You give me solace You give me dreams You give me life

Family, Friends And Fans
My dear family and friends, Due to some serious personal and domestic issues, I will not be on as often as I used to be, mainly because I won't be where my computer is. I can access my yahoo email from my phone, so please send me love at beaussong@yahoo.com I can also be texted at 5597904123 Tomorrow I will put more details in a blog. I do need love and support, and I know I have great people here who will be there for me. I love and miss you all dearly.

Ok Ok Next Week Then
As ya'll know, or should by now i'm working on deleting friends without salutes (for those with a problem with it, you're probably one of the reasons i am, get over yourselves and live with it)... anyhow it's a tedious process and i'm done dealing with it for this week, about 1000 were deleted. i'm going away this weekend and plan to enjoy myself so i'm taking tomorrow and friday off of my little deleting spree and plan to just catch up with some friends when i'm around. i'm having major issues sleeping and because of this i'm VERY prone to missing shouts. please do not think i'm ignoring you, i'm just missing alot of shit... if i do it repeatedly i'm probably afk. as for tonight i'm writing a quick family only blog after this and going to bed, so please guys catch me tomorrow not tonight :p Love ya, Sin

All I Need...
Hear you say you wants me. Tell me how special I am to you. Share the dreams you had of me with me. Tell me how badly you wants me to be in your arms. Please tell me you want to kiss me forever. Share tears with me, comfort me. Tell me how much you needs me. Sing me a song what your heart sings. Tell me the reasons that you falls for me. Even I know the answers but my heat, eyes,ears and the most importantly my soul need to hear them all. It'll boost me over the hill-- boost me to fly into heaven of love. Lift me gently and kindly into your arms. Look straight into my eyes and once again tell me why you loves me forever. Everything around us becomes so blurry but we both stand out together and shine & brighter than the gold. Tell me how bad and why you want to marry me. I want our soul to became one with no way or reasons to pry us apart. You are my fountains to everything I have.

Colorado2
When your from Beautiful Colorful Colorado.. (my favs are with a * next them) *You love your Broncos, your Avs, your Rockies, AND Nuggets If it snows in the morning you expect it to be gone by lunchtime. You can name the states that make up the Four Corners. You never pack away your coat and sweaters. *You can name only two people you know who were actually born in Colorado. You know the elevation of a town, but not its population. People move onto the highway at 15 miles an hour. *You have absolutely no recognizable accent. If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy". You only go to Central City when friends are in from out of town. You think 5-points is a ghetto. You say things like "I don't care how big Golden is, it's still a one-horse town". *You think only stupid people get lost in your town. *When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South. During a thunderstor

Not So Good News
Things are really bad for my son today and we need all my friends and fans to please take a moment and pray that things get better..Please ask Jesus to lighten the load off my son...Please ask him to send a donor..Please ask him to guide the doctors hands...My son is very ill and things in his life are not so smooth..Someone just stole all the money he had and it has put him in a bad state...I saw him today and cried he has not been seeing me cause he said he is so anger...Today his skin was blue and I tryed to get him to go to the hospital...He became anger with me and said that he wanted to give up...He refused and I am scared but he will not hear me...Please as a parent understand this is breaking me and we need lots of prayer now....THE MOTHER KNIGHTSKITTY

Colorado
I've seen this thing before but it reminds me of home. I grew in the Rockies and spent 25 years there so I can identify. I've been living in the Pacific NW now for almost a year. Here's their version of the same thing: 1. You know the state flower (Mildew). 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means. 4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. 5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. 6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. 7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal. 8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. 9 You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's. 10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon. 11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. 12

Far Away
We may never meet We both take each other at face value Knowing we both belong to others But, willing to have this special bond A friendship that allows us to be more But, also let's us keep our body's pure And our heart to Not physically crossing lines In our minds at least What, we do share is ours only You Understand Me and I understand You I don't ever want to loose you Never but, yet I know if the time comes For you or I to go away That, someday, somehow, I won't give up You have given me strength to go on Missing you at times makes me crazy Even though at times I don't get to see you I have a feeling you're there I know in my heart we share a lifetime You're amazing

Passion Of The Ocean...... I.love.you
Like the ocean so wide and powerful with its waves rolling in and crashing against The rocks With the same force as my admiration towards the man I want to get to know I want to know and feel his strength, and feel the power of his touch, crashing against My soul I want to feel his passions his desires and the dreams he has Like the waters that go on Forever and ever I want to feel his tender touch caressing every inch of my body like the kiss of the sun over the ocean horizon, Faithfully each morning I want him to know that with each and ever word spoken is like a ripple that spreads throughout the deepest waters in My heart For the day is coming closer and the nights are getting longer in the desire To be near you I dream of that moment when the waters of the ocean and the rocks of the cliffs finally meet In a storm of passion, His every touch will be like a soft caress to the rocks of the cliffs below With each encounter will be like the waters stirring under the oce

My Heart
When you!! my love, my heart, my soul, my life walk beside me and my voice disappears slowly into your lips to scream your name, My steps goes by the boulevard keeping our eternal love. In every step..... In every instant. Everywhere I can hear that beautiful song which only a heart in love can hear!!. Tell me slowly that you love me, as I do my beauty girl, came and give me your love which teaches me to dream that of my lips you cannot be separated, and where you are I feel you, I believe in you, in me, in us........ I know that one day will not be goodbyes cause with you will come all what I need to put and end our solitude..the love that began in a cold night and to came to stay with us, cause Noone can separate us although they say that silly is our love.blessed love there exceeds words to tell how big you are and how needed to my heart you are!!!....

Set In My Ways
I have be alone for a long while now by my choice. The main reason is I just was tired of ppl using me for a place to stay and support them while they did lil to nothing more than just some of the house work. Keep in mind not all the house work. Any way im just wondering how much should I let go if I were to let some one in. To me its almost like i loose myself if i let some one in and have to give up lil things. Is that really true? Hell I dont know. I have one friend on here that I wish I could talk with because I know thier mine runs alot like mind, but im invisible to this person. Thank you to those who I do talk with its just a hard wired brain thing. I want the impossible, dream for the world, expect nothing, and get worse.

Little Bit Bout Samhain
SAMHAIN, Halloween, & the Day of the dead This season was the beginning of the New Year (and winter) in many rural areas of Europe. The actual time of transition, from sundown on Samhain to sundown the following day, was a "thin place" in the Celtic world, a place between-the-worlds where deep insights could pass more easily to those who were open to them. In addition to inspiration, through the portals could also pass beings of wisdom, fun, and play (and some of these played rough, requiring common sense and real caution on the part of mortals). Christianity would declare that these creatures of "otherness" were evil, but that only reveals how clumsy is the relationship between the West's monotheism and much older, archetypal realms of the "imaginal." The creative impulse is inherent in life. In humans, only when it is repressed by too many narrow minds full of rigid "do's and don't's" does it rebel and re-direct its power into malice and violen

His Kiss
....Once he drew to the kiss, he pulled my whole soul, through his lips, as sunlight drinketh dew, His lips part from mine, leaving my naked soul, He could devour me, I push back against his lips, In this singular bond, He released my soul, Embodied the moment, escaping words, His kiss eloquent, His kiss, His kiss

Bobbitt Family
BOBBITT FAMILY UPDATE In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener!

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Real Men
A real man will hug you when you need it, regardless of who is around. A real man will offer his coat for you when you're cold, even if it means he will be cold himself. A real man cares about your feelings, he will not say anything to hurt you. A real man will gives you flowers, for no reason at all. A real man remembers your favorite things and will do what you like to do, just because he cares for you. A real man will treat you like a queen, even if you are bad. A real man will come over just to be with you, not expecting anything in return for it. A real man will remember importants dates, especially your birthday. A real man will say "I'm sorry", when he knows he is wrong. A real man will tell you that you look beautiful, even when you are not at your best. A real man will want to be with you, regardless of if the game is on. A real man with say "I love you", and not care if the whole world knows about it. Original by angeleyes

What A Ride!!!!
Almost a year ago...Oct. 31st to be exact....ALL HALLOWS EVE, lol, I met this very amazing woman. I actually met her on another site...and no it wasen't Myspace, and I read about how her mother was in ill health at the time. As ironic as it was, my mother was just diagnosed with lung cancer which quickly was upgraded to stage 4 soon after. I thought, maybe this is someone I can talk to about my situation,seems like she is in the same boat as I. So I sent her a message and from there , we became fast, very good friends, and soon after that, we became a couple. I fell in love with her and it has been the most amazing and wonderful year of my life. She has been there by my side through so much. From my mother passing in January, to some more drama that was going on because of some so called friends of mine, to some drama that just happened this past weekend that put my family in danger of losing their home She is so strong but yet has her weak points as well, and Lord knows, I am righ

Need Some Assistance From My Michigan Friends If Not All Here!
Ok my friends, I need your help here, I'll be heading to Grand Rapids, MI. tomorrow and they're talking severe weather here and since my damn cell phone is pre-paid, I won't be alerted to any severe weather if there is any, so here is what I need from you all, if one of you could call my cell phone and let me know of any approaching severe weather, it would be greatly appreciated, if you want the number, just fu-mail me and I'll be happy to give it to you, if you're not able to help me than I understand completely! I wish my laptop worked no matter what here, internet or not as I'm going down the road but oh well! Anways, thanks all

Night Time:)
ok all i need to get back on the road . i need to get 650 miles done by 8 am.we have to be in ohio by the the 22nd at 9 pm .ill be on more tonight if my hubby takes over driving in a few hours,if not ill see ya all tomorrow sometime.and good luck guys:) sarah

Warning!!!!!
SOME ASSHOLE HAS BEEN GOING AROUND TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK TO MY FRIENDS. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS RECEIVED ANY EMAILS, SBs OR ANY OTHER MESSAGES ABOUT ME OR SUPPOSEDLY FROM ME PLEASE SEND ME COPIES OF EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID. MY REAL FRIENDS KNOW WHO I AM AND WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM. SO IF YOU BELIEVE THE LIES THEN I GUESS YOU ARE NOT AMONG THE REAL FRIENDS! ONCE AGAIN HATERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES OTHER THAN FUCK WITH ME! MORDECHAI

Poem7 I Wrote.
original version.. Lounging in the darkness, he is awaiting the perfect moment to spark, a fight; a tragedy. His whispering laughter engraved in my ear as he breathes his poison through my veins. Deeper and deeper he drags, suffocates me in his overwhelming flood of passion and embrace I longed for. The desire to be held in arms so tight but the arms I have found will kill me in the night. When I close my eyes blood red will stream down my face; then, life becomes only a race that I have already run. In the end it becomes clear fighting the urge to emerge from my insanity from the darkness that overcrowds my body. I want to fight and push him away but he loves me that’s what he always chuckles to say. Everyone know I'm drowning without hope into the lake of fire, but waking up in my dreams so cold, scratching at my skin to let the pain within flow from my body for what I dream is not what I see it is a mere memory of me. revised version. Lounging in the darkness,

Fuzzy
I quit smoking today. Been like only 12 hours, but my brain literally feels like it's rattling in my head. I'm trying to stay as focused as I can on things. But I keep on forgetting things... mixing stuff up. Nothing is coming together. FUCK. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.

Interesting Place..
Well I found this site through a radio dj I listen to, and it was suppose to be like myspace but just for 18 and over, and let me tell you its not. Its got a lot going on, and its kind of confusing. I'm trying to get it down. It's not that I dont like it, I've already met some cool people, I just dont have it down yet. Anyways thanks for all the kind comments, ratings,drinks, and chats, you all are too sweet! Goodnight Fubar! xoxoxoxoxo ~Shawna~

Poem6 I Wrote.
it creeps from behind like a hurricane in a light spring drizzle. the fear of fading out of the light. its the monster under ever childs bed and all the nightmares that fill our heads. a theif in the night taking what is mine. if it gets too close your life it will ignite. taking everything you hold so close and still consider it a friend. betrayal and lies are all youll become. all you do it will control. the love and need will overwhelm you. just to feel the rush again. everyday theres sum1 that feels this way. bud do you? and if so is it too late for you to escape?

Poem5 I Wrote.
breathing his air through my lungs, contemplating whether to let me live as each moment passes. time slows, i sit and watch my life waste away with nothing to do but accept the fate i chose. everyone around laughing talking looking not at me but through me. im invisible. is this wat it would be like fi fate decided to tak eme? no oen to see; no one to miss me? all the years of trying to be something a waste, thrown into dreams for others to catch and accomplish. i try to blend intot the crowd like i belong as association makes me fake just like them. i have forgotten where i came form. could it be possible its too late to look back..