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Sexual DictionaryVampyre --
[adjective]:Fetish oriented
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Sexual CatchphraseChris's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...
"Timeout"
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Iq LolYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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Sexual MathWhat kind of math don't they teach in school?
How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IdentityAccording to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity...
You selected the letter...
-J-
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Sexual NatureYou scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100%Exciting81%Violent75%Shy63%Awkward63%Wet63%Soft50%Sweet38%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual NatureYou scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent75%Exciting50%Hot50%Wet50%Awkward25%Soft25%Sweet0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual DictionaryAMANDA --
[adjective]:100% kinky
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Sexual DictionaryCole --
[noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers
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Sexual Iq QuizYou have a sexual IQ of 130
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual FeelingRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual I.q.You have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual CatchphraseGarth's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...
"Kiss my grits"
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Sexual DictionaryKimmy --
[adjective]:Tasting like strawberries
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 130
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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SexualityI have received a couple of inquiries about my sexuality from some of the ladies out there wanting to know if I like other women sexually. I have never answered that question in an open forum such as this one. But today I hereby confess that I am bisexual. Wow what a relief that was.So if you are bisexual, lesbian or just curious go-ahead and add me.also I'm going to start a new group on Google for bisexual women as I can't find any other ones on the Internet. So come on by ladies it's time to come out of the closet
Sexual DictionaryJaysen --
[noun]:A master of sexual gratification
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Sexual AstrologyARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathles
Sexual AstrologyARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathless.
Sexual ZodiacCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
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Sexual Catch-phraseClandestine's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...
"I'll be back (said like Schwarzenegger)"
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 128
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 149
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual I.q.You have a sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Zodiac SignTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
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Sexual DictionaryDene --
[noun]:An oral touch that feels feather like
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Sexual Nicknamecarrie's sexual nickname:
"Cherry Pie"
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Sexual ZodiacLeo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Sexual Catch PhraseMolly's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...
"Where's the mama?"
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Sexual Nicknameangelic's sexual nickname:
"Lush slip"
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SexualityUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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Sexual Dictionaryangelic --
[adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy
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Sexual Dictionary...hehehe..
Amber --
[adjective]:Tasting like strawberries
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Sexual I QYou have a sexual IQ of 141
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual ZodiacAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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Sexual GeniusYou have a sexual IQ of 159
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 133
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Star SignLeo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Sexual ZodiacTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 141
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual HarrassmentHey all I just really need to vent. Those of you that know me know that i do security which has mostly men in the field.. well i was sexually harrassed and I am not the kind of person to turn someone in for that. I can hang with the boys and be just as raunchy. Well this new guy grabbed my ass.. I just ignored it and figured that was that. Well since I didn't reciprocate the advance, he went and told my boss that I thought he was an idiot and don't think he can do his job. I got pulled into the office for a discussion about this. My boss knows that I am a team player and he was surprised that I would say something like that. Well he asked me what was going on. I told him what happened. I hate that I actually had to do that. I am not the type that needs someone else to fight my battles, but since this guy decided to lie about me I felt that I needed to give my boss the truth. I feel bad that I may have gotten this guy in troublr but I am also very pissed that he would lie just because I
SexuazilandSex will always be a problem as long as we lack a potent technology..
There will be a country named sexuaziland
And it will be a nation covered with golden sand
There will be a place where sex does not inspire fear
And it will also be the place where people do not hunt deer
It is a nation that will come
When our dislike for science gets overcome
In that grand nation the rule of reason will prevail
And the voice of religion will no longer sail
In such a place people will copulate night and day
They will do it everywhere and even hanging from a stay
There will no longer be taboos and sins
Because progress will have put them in the dust bins
In that country there will be no more abortions
Because science will have assured against conceptions
Technology will have finally put to rest
The debate that drove people to pound their chest
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Signs - Please Post Which One You Are - Thankiies Metro (muaaaaaah Xo)Below are descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the
number of years stated in your sign description.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The Best lover
Beautiful people. Very romant
Sexual Horroscope And It Is Exact For MeLIBRA FEMALE IN BED The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay? but i am not gay that part is only for men !!
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 112
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual I.q. QuizYou have a sexual IQ of 148
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Desires Come Alive Here!Make your sexual desires come alive on this 3D Chat. You create your own look and meet interesting people. Your Avatars can have sex with each other, have Bondage practice, and even snuggle with your new friend. What ever your desires are, it can happen right here. Join this 3D chat and have an actual sexual experience come alive. Come visit me when you join.*wink*
Sexual Nickname"Twin Peaks"
Tina Wilson's sexual nickname:
"Twin Peaks"
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The Sexual Awakening“Happy Birthday son”. I woke up bleary eyed trying to get my bearings, focusing on my mom bending over me with a long box gift wrapped. I gave her a kiss and thanked her, wondering what it could be. I opened the box and found it was a telescope. She also had bought me a tripod and a copy of the solar system. She said “I saw you looking in the hobby shop and realized that you’ve been talking about the stars a lot.” I gave her a hug and started to assemble the telescope. “Don’t look at the sun, it will damage your eyes,” she said, going down stairs. I read the instructions and then started to look at the horizon. Living on the edge of town was an advantage. Clear views of the downs, sheep, horses, even rabbits looked as close as the houses opposite. I saw a car coming down the street and I zoomed in and saw it was Penny sitting in the front seat next to her dad. Penny lives nearly opposite our house and she had her thirteenth birthday two days ago. She makes a point of telling me that sh
Sexual Harassment LolEvery day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."
Sexual ZodiacVirgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.
You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.
Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 149
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Iq Quiz ResultsYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexuality-and It's IssuesA friend of mine and I were talking about this the other day. Now I'm not a fan of stupidity but ignorance...I can take it in moderation. So, I'm asked what's with the whole guys liking guys and girls liking girls thing. I gave her an honest and detailed answer that went something like this.
It's not a 'thing'. People feel the way they feel. It's the same as a straight woman liking and being attracted to a man. The only difference is the genders involved. Why it's made out to be so much more than that, I'll never understand.
Personally, I like men and women. I'm attracted to both and I'm not ashamed of it although if you openly say it in a crowd that isnt gay, bi or a bunch of hormone drowning men, you get 'those' looks. If you are bi/gay/lesbian...you know the looks.
So straight people who look down your collective noses at us, please remember that we're looking at you and wondering what the hell is wrong with you too.
Then of course came the religion side of it. You can
SexualityÆ-ELDN-10
(zeta)
Æ As a Zeta, the high degree of confidence you feel around your sexuality matches your level of experience. Your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high, but your sex appeal is somewhat lower.
E As an E you tend to focus more on an emotional connection to your partner during sex.
L As an L you tend to enjoy watching yourself, and your partner while having sex.
D As a D you tend to be more experimental and willing to try new things when it comes to sex.
N As an N you tend to communicate with body language, not words, during sex.
10 As for your interest in sex, your libido score is 10 on a scale of 1-10.
YOUR SEXUAL PERSONA
ÆÆ - ELDN - 10
Your Sexual Persona
As a Zeta, the high degree of confidence you feel around your sexuality matches your level of experience. Let's face it: most Zetas have explored their sexual sides and know well wh
Sexual ZodiacCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
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Sexual ZodiacLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual AppetiteA dolphin
A dolphin represents your sexual appetite. You enjoy the pleasures of sex, and you don’t care who you get it from. You are ruled by animal instinct, which makes you a great lover, but you should be careful and always use protection. (If a dolphin could… they would)
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Sexual CompatabilityStephen, your ideal sexual partner is a Type 1.
Type 1 partners enjoy giving pleasure as much as they enjoy receiving it. Chances are, your Type I will not only know the most direct path to orgasm for themselves, they will also likely be able to figure out, or learn from you, what they need to do to fulfill you.
But orgasm isn't the only thing on their minds. They also pay attention to the details along the way, which can lead to a much more pleasurable sexual encounter. They enjoy the ambiance of sex and truly want to connect with you.
But how do you spot your Type 1 sexual partner before becoming intimate with them?
New research has shown that you can determine a person's sexual type simply by observing subtle cues in their everyday behavior.
Sexual Hidden Talent !!Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mind
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual For Ladiesduring sex what do you think about they guy going down on you? for our bi/lesbian ladies what do you think about having a man with you as a threesome to intensify your pleasure?
Sexual Identity - R-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
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You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. Y
Sexual DeviancyThe Fun Fetishist
You are 77% Deviant!
What are you, some kind of "sexual connoisseur?" You must enjoy any and all forms of sexual activity, right? Hey, that's not a bad thing at all, so long as the safety of your lover to avoid serious injury is always taken into account, and you are a good communicator with your sexual partners. It's probably difficult to find lovers at this stage, and I bet you may have even scared one or two away with how you talk about your sex preferences. Don't lose hope! When you do find someone capable of "competing on your level," you're in for some amazing and diverse sexual adventures! Be safe out there, and remember, communication is the core of kink!
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on Deviancy
Link: The Oh So Deviant Test written by ScreamingBeef on Ok Cupid
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 122
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 149
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexually Frustratedit's been 11 months since i have done anything with any girl and I'm starting to get very aggravated anyone want to help me out here i really need it
Sexual ZodiacAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual I.q.You have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Nicknamejeanne's sexual nickname:
"Pussy Cat"
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Go figure!!!
Sexual ZodiacLeo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends
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HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 95%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
Sexual Roller CoasterSexual Roller Coaster
9/19/03
My excuse: sexual frustraion.
I want you.
Make no mistake this is true,
But can you handle it?
Or will the pain take over in the middle of the ride,
Bruises and welts from side to side
And sweat dripping from every helpless pore.
I want you.
Stretched out across my bed,
Legs bound with duck tape to the posts,
Arms bound in front of you, one mass of tape.
I want you.
Screaming at the top of your lungs with every lash of braided leather belt,
Pain and pleasure a map made of skin only I can read.
Welts and the entire bruise spectrum making you twitch
In anticipation for the next stroke,
The bed sheets flooded with your scent
And the air filled with the music of pain.
I want you.
Begging for release with non human sounds,
My skin covering yours as I kiss every beautiful scar,
Taking my time to leave a bite mark or two on your shoulder blades
And roll your nipples between my finge
Sexual HarassmentOK I AM GOING TO WORD THIS AS NICELY AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
THE WOMEN WHO SIGN UP FOR AND CREATE CHERRYTAP PAGES ARE HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SOCIALIZE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS . WE ARE NOT HERE TO BE SEXUALLY HARASSED BY HORNY UNDERSEXED GUYS OR IN A FEW RARE CASES WOMEN. WE ARE NOT HERE FOR YOU TO COME AT US WITH UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCES OR TO BE TREATED AS AS SEXUAL OBJECTS OR WHORES OR SLUTS, OR HOOKERS OR PROSTITUES.
WE ARE WOMEN.
GUYS HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER OR DAUGHTER OR SISTER OR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE THAT WAS THE VICTIM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT NOW WOULD YOU.
WELL GUESS WHAT ALL OF US WOMEN WITH THE RESPECT YOU WOULD IF WE WERE YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR SISTER OR YOUR DAUGHTER OR YOUR WIFE OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
IF THAT IS TO MUCH TO ASK OF YOU THEN PLEASE DO ALL WOMEN A FAVOR STAY THE HELL OFF OUR MESSENGER LIST OR CHERRY PAGES AND ANY CHAT ROOMS WE MAY BE IN .
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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Sexual Personality Quiz From Quiz UniverseWow, this one actually hit it right on the nose. C'mon, try it.
Imaginative, erotic, passionate
You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.
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Sexually StunningHow sexually stunning are you? Stunningly SexyYou are insanely full of sexiness. You know what you want & you know just how to get it. Your lover will enjoy how you put them over the edge. Keep up what you're doing, maybe some people could learn a thing or two from your sexy ways. Take this test
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Nicknamedeanna's sexual nickname:
"Playboy Bunny"
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i had to use my real name other wise it wasnt good.. lol
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual ZodiacScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Sexual Iq?You have a sexual IQ of 123
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Harrassment & Stupid WomenIt's time to bring up a subject that many women have totally misconstrued and it's the wonderful subject of sexual harrassment. Many women need to understand what sexual harrassment is. Too many of them are complaining and bringing up these stupid fucking lawsuits over something that is about as dangerous as a god damn teddy bear.
Look, if a guy is grabbing your ass, your tits, then hey, sue the motherfucker for sexual harrassment. However, if you happen to walk by the water cooler and a couple of guys are telling a joke and the punchline happens to contain the word, CUNT, don't go screaming sexual harrassment. Please! Why is the word CUNT regarded in such a bad way? That happens to be my favorite word.
CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT
Stupid women cry that they want equality, but when it comes down to it, they fucking whimp out in a second. If you can't handle the verbage, shut your mouth, sit down and leave the rest of us alone. Some of us can not only handle it, but w
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Style QuizYou scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot69%Soft56%Sweet56%Exciting44%Shy19%Awkward13%Violent13%Wet0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights
These are days I need u to hold me tight in your
arms
Hold me close and keep me warm
Tell me I'm your good luck charm
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you
Tell me I'm your every wish come true
Lay me down very gently
Then make love to me essentially
Caress my body from head to toe
Not missing a spot
Let's play around like connect the dots
Let's make each other hot until
our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride
Take my body on a journey that never ends
It always seems to just begin
Make me climax like I never done before
Do what you want to my body it's all yours
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me
Do whatever you want to my body
As long as it's pleasing.
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual Nicknamekimberley's sexual nickname:
"Lush slip"
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Sexual Powertrip(one Big Lie)It started
And then it ended
With one big lie?!
I'm sorry for the way I treated you
I'm stuck in my ways to just run
In the opposite way when things get comfortable
I'll keep on licking till your flavor is gone
Chorus:
But it's getting more impossible
To keep a straight face and be trusted with
I love you
Yeah, I love you (One big lie)
(Bla bla bla, bla bla bla, bla bla fucking bla!)
Don't trust my words when I'm in bed with you
I'll bring the message but the message gets lost
Yeah you opened your legs and maybe I promised you
You didn't notice that my ankles were crossed
Chorus:
But it's getting more impossible
To keep a straight face and be trusted with
I love you
Can you show me how to treat someone?
I don't recall ever learning how
I keep fucking up
Cause I keep fucking up
I keep fucking up!
Sexuial ZodiacGemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.
You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.
Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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Sexual GeniusYou have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Iqcenter>You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Personality ResultsYou're a Zeta!
Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Zeta), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10).
As a Zeta, the high degree of confidence you feel around your sexuality matches your level of experience. Your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high, but your sex appeal is somewhat lower.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Sexual Identity The First Letter Of My Name Is A!According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name.
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your l
Sexual Dictionary NameMelissa --
[noun]:A skimpy piece of lingere
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Sexual Encounters1.Have you ever tried anal? Did you like it?
2.Have you ever tried double penetration?
3.Have you every had a threesome, foursome or moresome?
4.Do you like your toes sucked?
5.Are you a top or bottom?
6.Do you like to be tied up?
7.Have you ever made a sex tape?
8.Do you have any naughty piercings?
9.Does size matter?
10.Are you a noisy F..CK?
11.Do you like to be romanced or just get down to business?
12.Do you masturbate? how often do you masterbate?Do you use toys or props? who do you think of?
13.Do you expect oral every time you F..CK?
14.Have you ever had your asshole licked? Did you like it?
15.What's your biggest turn on?
16.Do you liked to be scratched, bit, pinched, etc.?
17.Do watching girls kiss get you HOT?
18.Has anyone ever cummed on your face? Did you like it?
19.Do you know what a pearl necklace is?
20.How do you like your men?
21.How do you like your women?
22.Hair pulled or ass smacked?
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual SignSagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.
Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra
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Sexual I.q?Sexual I.Q?
You have a sexual IQ of 138
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Sexual FantasyShe leans up against the wall and watches him walk towards her. He doesnt say anything. He just looks into her eyes. She is a little nervous because this is their first time and she barely knows him. Yet she trusts him and she has been waiting for him for so long. He is now standing inches away. She can feel his warm breath against her face. He doesnt touch her yet. He just stares at her with his smoldering eyes. Finally she cant take his eyes on her any longer and she turns her head to the side and closes her eyes in embarrassment. She feels his fingertips lightly move across her collarbone. When he gets to her neck he whispers, "I have wanted to bite you right here for so long." She shivers at the words and a small moan comes out. He grabs her chin and forces her to look at him. His fingers trail up to her lips. Her tongue involuntarily peeks out and catches his eyes. He leans down and his lips lightly touch hers. His kiss is soft and sweet. Not too fast. Perfect. He lifts his mouth
Sexual Definition Of My NameDarla --
[adjective]:Tasting like strawberries
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Sexuality And SpiritualityIn the East Sexuality and Spirituality exist as two complimentary
forces. By applying sexual energy to spiritual practice and
spiritual insight to sexual activity, both are enhanced.
In the West the two have traditionally been pushed apart and seen as
opposing forces. But in the English language there exist subtle
clues which indicate a closer relationship between Sex and
Spirituality than the local minister may like to admit.
The word "sacrum", the seat of the body's sexuality, is derived from
the same root as "sacred." Similarly, with "testicle" the
words "testify", "testimony" and "testament" are all from the same
root. The ancient Hebrews swore an oath by placing their hands in
front of their testicles (Genesis 24:1-9).
Celibacy has been rather misguidedly advocated as a means to attain
spiritual potency in some circles, but this may originally have
stemmed from the sound recognition among sages that semen retention
is very important to retain vitality among males an
Sexual Iq ResultsYou have a sexual IQ of 153
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual DefinitionsAlgolagnia
the association of sexual pleasure with pain, whether given or recieved.
Anhedonia
a term devided by Ziehen for sexual frigidity.
Auto~erotism
The spontaneous manifestations of the sexual impulse not directed towards a sexual object (or, as frequently understood by psycho~analysts, directed towards the subject himself).
Coitus interruptus
Sexual intercourse brought to an end by withdrawl when emission is about to occur.
Coitus reservatus
Sexual intercourse prolonged by control over the act of seminal emission, which may take place after withdrawl or not at all.
Coprolagnia/Corpophilla
The association of sexual pleasure with defecation or with the feces.
Cunnilinctus
The apposition of the mouth to the female genital area.
Detumescence
The stage of sexual excitment, following tumescence, during which the orgasm occurs.
Enuresis
Bed~wetting, now frequently regarded as having sexual association.
Eonism
The impulse to assume the dress, habits,
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Ultimate!
You are the Ultimate! You want and like it all! You are into Poly, BDSM, and Roleplay, and are interested in pursuing it with either sex. You are uninhibited and seek that in others. Nothing is outside of your reach. Go for it, enjoy life to it's fullest!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 99% on polyYou scored higher than 99% on bdsm
Sexual HealingYOU SAY,YOUR GONNA ROCK MY WORLD!SEND CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE,MAKE MY TOES CURL.YOUR LIPS KISSING MY NECK,YOUR TOUNGE,CARESSING EAR LOBES.MY BODY'S READY,TO EXPLODE."WHOA" BIG DADDY.THAT'S MAMA'S WEAKNESS.THE SECRET TO THE FREAKNESS.BETTA PEEP THIS..THROBBING WITH ANTICIPATION FOR THIS SWEET SENSATION.NOT A MINUTE PASSED,WHEN HE GRABBED THAT ASS.(HAD TO LET HIM KNOW)BEFORE YOU GO,UNLEASH THIS FREAK.BETTA 'CUM' WIT YA BEST TECHNIQUE,AND NO MATTER HOW 'HARD' YOU TRY,MAMA'S GONNA 'RIDE OR DIE'.MAKE NO MISTAKE,I CAN GIVE AS GOOD AS I TAKE.FROM HEAD TO TOE,MAKE YOU SAY 'OH'.MY NAUGHTY FANTACIES,LEAD TO YOUR ECSTACY.WITH EVERY POSITION,PLAYING IN YOUR MIND,WATCH ME WHILE I 'SLOW GRIND',POPPIN THIS P*SSY,WHILE YOU LOOKIN AT ME,READY TO GRAB ME,PULSATING WITH JUICES,READY TO DO THIS......IF YOUR NOT LIKE THE REST,TELL MAMA,WHAT TO DO NEXT........'KISSES'
Sexuali want u to walk in come right up to my put ur fingers on my lips tell me to shh kiss em softly grab me by the hips pull me into u put ur hands behind my neck grabbin my hair softlytilting my head back just abit kissin me ever so softly as u trace my face with ur handgoing down to my breast caressin them makin my niples hard teasein em a bit u walk me over to the bedroom and lay me down on the bed gettin my shirt off and then kissin my neck takin my bra off layin on top of me lettin me feel how hard u are then i turn u over i straddle u kissin u rear nibbling a bit kissin u neck nibbling on it then i woul dwork my way down to ur chest down to ur belly then righ tabove ur cock id stop
i go back down and then i pull ur pants off to have a big supprise o fme in my face i go on ur belly and kiss all the way down till right before i get to ur cock then i kiss the head and down the vein all the way to the bottom work my way back up to ur head workinit slowly all the way down in my throa
Sexual QuizYou have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual TensionMan, I didn't wanna call my blog sexual tension, I wanted this entry to be called that... Oh well anyway... Let me start by saying to I love to chat. I love meeting new folks online from all walks of life. I've met some very nice people online, to include my wife. Yes, online dating does work. But thats not what this is about. This is about how men and women can be friends without drama starting from others about sex. Everyone assumes that two people of the opposite sex can't be friends without sleeping together. Sexual tension. Now let me say this. Sometimes, when you meet someone of the opposite sex you become great friends with, there's always a fleeting (maybe) thought about what a relationship with that person may be like. That being said, it is always good for two people in a relationship to be great friends as well. Thats the cornerstone of a great relationship. BUT... Friendships can be maintained with having sex. Besides, sex can mess things up in a friendship an
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 138
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Nick NameBridget's sexual nickname:
"Tight Cheeks"
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Sexual DictionaryDiamond --
[adjective]:100% kinky
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual NicknameMike's sexual nickname:
"Throbbing Python of Love"
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Sexual ZodiacCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
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SexualI wasn't sure if he was new, or I just hadn't noticed him before. I was sitting on the front steps of my home, when he approached with my junk mail. It was a hot day I was sweaty, and when I saw him I realized how unattractive I must of looked. With sweat pouring from my forehead, and outlining the bottom of my bra less breasts. I smiled at him. "Hello," I said as I reached out to take the envelopes from his hand. "What are you doing?" he asked as he looked at the paint chips on the step. Getting ready to paint I told him. He looked to be an x service guy of some type. He had short hair, and a firm build that you only get from working out. He wore dark glasses so I couldn't see his eyes. There was something about the way he carried himself I found very sexy.
I see him on a hot day and I invite him in for a cool glass of ice tea. He graciously accepts my invitation. He walks in my front door with a naughty grin. I smile and flip my hair with a flirtatious charm. He eag
Sexual... their eyes having adjusted to the dark room gently lit with moonlight, Jack is laying on his side watching the moonlight dance on her satiny skin. jill rises and asks jack to sit up in the bed. He takes the position of Indian style as jill leans back with her legs spread wide, giving jack the most perfect seat for the erotic show about to begin. jill rubs her fingers gently over her swollen lips, separating them softly as if to show off the flower within, and massaging the hood of her thick clit, slowing and seductively coaxing it out to be played with. jack smiled as he thought about how sensitive her clitoris is. The sight of her hips slowly beginning to rise and lower in front of him is like erotic art in motion. Her thumb and forefinger relentlessly rub and squeeze her throbbing clit. Knowing that orgasm is imminent, jill raises her legs in the air and ever so slowly inserts two fingers into her hungry pussy, moaning softly as the feeling surges through her and her pussy coats
Sexual HarrassmentEvery day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
Sexual Would Youz.Answer with HonEst Truth.
*Would YOu?*
Bend Me Over.
Hit on me In a Bar.
Take Me home With You.
FuCk me Royally.
Have a One Night Stand.
Wanna See Me Again.
Come Vistit Me.
Take Me On a DaTe.
Let me Give You dome.
Eat me OUt.
take A shower With Me In My Two person StandUp sHower*It has A counTer/seat In It*.
Send Me naked Pictures Of You.
See naked Pictures Of me.
Have sex With me.
Be Passionate.
Send me Flowers. *Hibiskis are My favorIte*
Hold me In publiC.
Talk dirtY to Me.
Laugh with Me.
Fuck Under The Stars.
If I missed Somethin You woudl do With me Just tell Me.
If Your a Chick Would U let me Fuck U with a Strap on.
make out with me.
Be Honest. Chicks and Dicks
Sexual ObituaryWhat is your Sexual Obituary?
With and animalist roar, gina died while in the sack with their lover, Colin Ferrel.gina will be terribly missed by Their favourite dildo.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm kinda funny to me lol what is urs
Sexual ObituaryWhat is your Sexual Obituary?
With and animalist roar, steffie died while in the sack with their lover, Paris Hilton.steffie will be terribly missed by Fergie.
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Sexuality1.I'M IN LOVE WITH ALL RACES..I JUST LOVE ME SOME WHITE MEN..
2.I LOVE GIRLS WHO LOVE GIRLS WHO LOVE MORE GIRLS..NOT GAY JUST BI..I LIKE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
Sexual Zodiac..heheheTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual StyleYou scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot75% Soft69% Exciting69% Wet69% Violent56% Shy50% Awkward44% Sweet19% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual StatisticsTHiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
8) Oral pleasure 2-4 times a week will keep your man faithful
- THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attrac
Sexual Tipswhats up pple im posting this for those who need some new positions or need to spice up there sex life so if you aint scared then come on in and share a little
Sexual HarassmentEvery day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair
smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is
puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget...."
Sexual TypeYou prefer Passionate sex!
You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.
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Sexual Iq.You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual DemonLose yourself to my thirst,
watch my sexual demon burst,
Chain me up,
bite me,
and whip too,
turn me on before you're through,
grind you're hips in too mine,
fuck me hard,
while we twist and twine,
feed from thee ,
drink thy blood I bleed,
taste my creed,
feel my sacred glow,
for it's the darkness that's has too show,
feel the desire ,
that light's you're soul,
on fire!
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Sexual Iqcenter>You have a sexual IQ of 138
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Dictionaryjessica --
[adjective]:Extremely dominant
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Sexual IdentityBody: According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name.
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of y
The Sexual Hell TestHELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Iq?OMG, I got 157. Don't know what to think.
The test must be "fixed" like wrestling.
You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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100 Sexual Questionsok everyone if you dare take this sexual questionnaire of 100 questions! Copy and paste this email into a new email , add your answers and repost it! Enjoy! = )~
1. what's your first name?
Missy
2. male or female?
female
3. how old are you?
35
4. what country or state do you live in?
Illinois
5. would you say your straight, gay or bi?
Bi
6. describe what you look like physically:
I'm 5'2 Blonde Hair , Blue eyes , BBW
7. ok now how many fingers? Wow, stretched or un stretched? I can accommodate 3 fingers before it gets painful.
8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 38DD
9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink.
10. what's your favorite part of your body?
My lips , My tongue and My eyes..of course!
11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex?
Ass and Nice Chest
12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Lips, Neck and Ears
Sexual WineSlowly your lips search out mine
As passion surrounds us in the dark
A heat that began in our youth
Still survives within a spark.
Tongues mate in a ritual dance
In a frenzy of kisses long denied
Intensity builds up inside of me
Immense passion I can no longer hide.
Your hand gently caresses my face
The heat sears its imprint in my mind
Breathless gasps come from my lungs
As I become drunk on sexual wine.
Heat courses through my veins
As kisses rain upon my skin
Tremors of ecstasy shake me
As a night of passion begins
Our eyes meet in the faint light
Within their depth I am drawn
My soul and heart you caress
A sensual desire is spawned
Nothing between us but skin
Heat pricks at our senses
Your hands within in my hair
Passion tears down my defenses
Two caring souls become one
As they join in the night air
Looking into each other's eyes
Our passion we openly bare
Your lips move upon my legs
Sending shivers up my spine
Even more drugged I find m
Sexual Iq QuizYou have a sexual IQ of 117
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual ObituraryWhat is your Sexual Obituary?
With glory in the doggie style position, BONNIE died while in the sack with their lover, George Clooney.BONNIE will be terribly missed by The men's olympic team.
'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexual ZodiacLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Sexual OrientationDear Readers:
6/27/2007
Dear Readers:
CNN reported today that a growing number of psychologists and geneticists
are trying to answer the question of whether sexual orientation is inborn or
a choice. As always I am amazed by such a waste of time from our infantile
science trying to answer what is so obvious not only to me but to anyone
close to any person displaying gay or lesbian tendencies.
If I could put my hand on a fraction of the money for those futile
researches over the years I would already have dozens of Astropsychology
schools up and running all over the world. Imagine also if I had a fraction
of the billions of dollars wasted each years on religious endeavors. Well
again rest assured that none of those scientists or religious Leaders
possess cosmic consciousness and will come up with another ridiculous name
assuming which part of the brain or chemical unbalance produces such a
nonstandard sexual orientation.
Now let have a laugh with "the ment
Sexual ZodiacGemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.
You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.
Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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Sexual NicknameDebi's sexual nickname:
"Pussy Cat"
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Survey1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex?
- Definetly the eyes......then how big the package is.
2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
- Big strong arms.
3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf?
- I have no current boyfriend.
4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex?
- When I realized that woman were crazy at the age of 2.
5. Who was your fist true love?
- Trent Reznor.....but I had to stop lusting after him when I found out he was a midget.
6. (women) What is your bra size?
- 38DD
7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis?
8. When did you lose your virginity?
- When I was 14....and the guys mom caught us.
9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience?
- No....I got caught.
10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had?
- About an inch longer than a Red Bull can and just as wide.
11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex?
- Yep....I like kissing people.
12. Are you straight, bi or gay
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 148
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual ZodiacLeo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Po
Sexual Predator And Pedophile Alert!!! (from The Bulletin Board)My friend told me how the guy below asked for her msn and yahoo addy's and when she said not until she has him checked out by me he went off and called her a cunt and all sorts of stuff. Well i decided to do some checking on this dicksmack and found out that he has had several complaints signed against him but with no convictions but is on his local watch list for sex offenders which includes several CONVICTED sexual predators and pedophiles so Ladies be warned and do not give this guy your info and block him asap here is his link:
Da White Sox@ CherryTAP
Sexual ObituaryWhat is your Sexual Obituary?
At the stroke of midnight, Kristina died while in the sack with their lover, George Clooney.Kristina will be terribly missed by Colin Ferrel.
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Sexual Nicknamekris's sexual nickname:
"Pussy Cat"
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Sexual ZodiacSagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.
Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra
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Sexual Nick NameMy NickName Is Jody
Jody's sexual nickname:
"Milk shop"
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Sexual AddictionWhat r ur feelings on this subject? Is there such a thing? Is there help? If so, where? Do you know sumone who is addicted to sex? What have you told them?
Sexual QuizAccording to this reading, you are 52% sexually hot!
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Sexual QuizAccording to this reading, you are 52% sexually hot!
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Sexual OrientationSexual OrientationFirst things firstAre you gay, bi, or straight?: BiName: JanaAge: 26Religion: Wandering =)GeneralWhat's your stance on homosexuality?: do what makes ya happiestDo you think they should be able to get married?: sure why notHow about to adopt?: sexual orientation has no bearing on your ability to be a parentIf you friend out your best friend was gay, what would you do?: nothing?What would you do if you saw a kid getting bashed because he was gay?: stand up for themWould you ever bash a gay kid?: no way!How do you feel about homophobes?: grow upHow about President Bush taking away all their rights?: he's a douche anywayTell me this: do you or do you not support Bush?: no ... i support bare vaginas ... JK JK JKIf you're gay or bi...(skip this heteros)When did you realize you liked the same sex?: a looooong time agoHave you come out yet?: most ppl know im BiIf you have what's the story there?: no storyWould/do your parents accept it?: they dont know and they WOULDNTYour fr
Sexual Preferencesim BI sexual but i have never done anything about it i have hidden my feeling for to long my b/f understands and he is ok about it as long as i don't run off with a women lol but he said its ok if i have a g/f as long as i remember i live with him lol
and of course he said he would like to watch
us once or twice lol the perv lol
Sexual ZodiacScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Sexual Questions ,,,lets See What Ya BoutHAD SEX?: why yes...not the 40 year virgin
HAD ORAL SEX?: As Much As Humanly Possible - (LOL) Yes
USED MORE THAN 3 POSITIONS DURING SEX?: Prefer more!
DEVOTED A WHOLE DAY TO SEX?: yes,,even had a cooler for drinks n food so no leave room
HAD NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM NEIGHBORS DURING A SEX SESSION?: yes,,,howling when bout to cum,,the wolf in me
RECEIVED OPEN PRAISE FOR SEXUAL TECHNIQUE?:yes ,got oh baby i love ya for my tongue action
FALLEN OR LOST BALANCE DURING SEX?: slide off bed (had oil on it though)broke a bed or two
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY HANDS?:yes,but thats no fun
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY MOUTH?: Yes..the all nighter and then some day
HAD SEX WHILE TOTALLY DRESSED?: on the sofa ..next to sleeping mom in girlfriends house
HAD SEX STANDING UP?: yes ,,up agaisnt the wall ,,,holding her standing up ,,
EROTICALLY LICKED FEET OR SUCKED TOES?nope not into feet
HAD SEX DURING A “MONTHLY VISIT”?: Yes,
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing.
Sexual ZodiacSagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.
Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra
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Sexual BlahzayLeo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Sexual Predators On MyspaceA report released by the North Carolina Attorney Generals office stated that there are over 29,000 known sex offenders on MySpace.com up from the reported 7,000 offenders reported by the company.
Sexual Issues #1SO... I happen to know a hell of alot about sexual issues that people face, and shit... and i also know alot of people dont know alot about it. so im gonna start out with some questions or topics that friends have asked me about or that we have discussed. If you have a request for a topic to be covored or a question to be answered pleaase send me a comment, or if u want to be annonomus then sent me a message and i will get to ur questions. now on to buisness at hand....
so ill start with the big question everyone wants to know...
Does size really matter?... well I've heard different arguments on this.. Some say size does matter, while others say it's how you use it.There is no answer. most ppl think that girth(thickness) matters more than length, and that makes sense when you consider that the vagina only has nerve-endings in the first 3 inches. Many women like a long penis, but ive also heard women complaining that their partner's penis is too long! So, you could say that s
Sexual Issues #2The orgasm...
well there is alot to be said about this subject. first of all... for females there are 5 main types of orgasms. and for males there are 2. seems kinda unfair huh.
well what is an orgasm? you ask....
An orgasm is described as a level of sexual arousal that reaches a peak then subsides leaving the participant feeling elated, relaxed and sexually satisfied. It is difficult to describe an orgasm because it is different for every female. Women generally describe it as a feeling of being so aroused that you are going to explode. for me.. the muscles in my body go into contraction, my hands tighten up, I arch my back, my facial expression is intense, my breathing pattern changes to short gasps, my legs tremble, my toes curl under. You may also make groaning noises, whimper, some women cry out. Because the sensations are so intense and so different for each woman, it like trying to describe a sneeze.
Some women have lovely small ripple orgasms, others have massive o
Sexual Issues #3well...i was origionally gonna do this part on circumsizion but i decided to go with anal sex first. some of the topics i plan on covering soon are circumsizion, oral sex, pregnancy, birthcontrol, toys, how to last longer, spicing it up in the bedroom, and a few other things. if you have any other questions or suggestions you know what to do.
ok... anal sex...
Anal sex, bum sex, sex by the back door, the Greek or Italian way, fudge-packing and sodomy - these are some of the terms used to describe anal sex. It involves anal penetration of the anus (or rectum) by an erect penis or even a vibrator, dildo or "butt plug."
Previously regarded as sexual activity primarily practised by male homosexuals, it now appears to be a fairly common, even acceptable, alternative to vaginal intercourse amongst heterosexuals.
The most common questions i have heard that relate to anal intercourse - how to do it, is it dangerous, does it hurt, why do people want to do it, is it pleasurable for
Sexual Issues #4condoms, and their effectiveness against common std's:
HIV
HIV is the deadliest STD because it leads to AIDS, which is usually fatal. Condoms are highly effective in preventing the transmission of HIV.
"Laboratory studies have shown that latex condoms provide an essentially impermeable barrier to particles the size of STD pathogens."
In order for condoms to be effective, they must be used every time you have vaginal or anal sex.
Discharge Diseases – Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Trichomoniasis
These diseases are classified as 'discharge diseases' because they are spread through genital secretions, such as male ejaculate and vaginal fluids. HIV is also a discharge disease.
Latex condoms, when used consistently, can help to reduce transmission rates. Again, the STD pathogens cannot penetrate the latex barrier.
Since only areas covered by the condom are protected, discharge diseases can spread to unprotected areas. For example, oral sex with no condom can result in g
Sexual Issues #5Oral - Genital Sex - An Overview
Oral-Genital Sex is commonly called "blow job; give head; go down on; eat out; lunch at the Y; etc." Once you get past that, you are o.k.
Defined as oral stimulation of a partner's genitals, it may be male to female, female to male, male to male or female to female.
Some people are convinced that their genitals are ugly, that they are dirty or diseased or that they smell awful. Let's deal with these feelings.
Ugly - Females complain their labia are too big, vagina too "sloppy", clitoris too big or too small. Males believe their testicles are blue, penis too large, too small, circumcised or not, and it may have a noticeable curve to it (see Peyronie's Disease). Hey, get over it - it is your body, different from everybody else's and a loving partner will accept and love it.
There are a few diseases that you would not want to find on you or your partner's genitals. Don't go near an active Herpes lesion, Genital Warts, Gonorrohea, Trichomon
Sexual Issues #6This section will actually be on performing oral sex and some of the questions i have gotten. so first up is:
Performing Oral Sex on a Male
Fellatio
When it comes to HIV, giving a guy a blow-job was initially thought to be a safe activity. However, developing research over the years shows that it is not. It is a "medium" risk activity and the virus can enter tiny abrasions in the mouth, such as those from brushing your gums and teeth before sex. Play it safe - USE A CONDOM! That has the added benefit of not having to taste the semen.
Start out slowly, touch the penis, stroke, gently grip it in your hand, slowly moving up and down the shaft, getting faster as he becomes aroused. He may be producing lubrication (pre-cum) at this time.
Then kiss, lick and start to suck on the head of the penis. Flick your tongue on the head, then up and down the shaft of the penis. You can also kiss, lick, and suck his testicles while stroking his penis. Now, gently take the head of his penis
Sexual Issues #7What is circumcision?
Circumcision involves removing the foreskin, which shields the head of the penis. In the United States, 60 percent of baby boys are circumcised, usually in the first few days or weeks after birth. Some parents choose circumcision because it's an important and ancient ritual, while others choose it because they believe it has health advantages.
Should we circumcise our son?
Circumcision is a personal decision that you should make based on your own beliefs and after talking with your doctor. Some medical evidence suggests that circumcision leads to improved health; in the short- or long-term, though, the issue is by no means clear-cut. Talk to your spouse, your pediatrician, your family and friends, and, if you're religious, the leader of your congregation to discuss whether circumcision is the right choice for you.
Between 1989 and February 1999, the American Academy of Pediatrics' policy had been that the potential medical benefits of circumcision outweig
Sexual Issues #8well, seeing as i am pregnant i figured i would do a section on pregnancy and sex lol....
A positive pregnancy test signals a lot of changes are on the way. First-time parents in particular may wonder about how pregnancy will affect their sexual relationship. Should sex be put on hold? It seems drastic, but then you think of all the old wives tales you've heard.
You want to know if sex will hurt the baby. If the pregnancy is normal, there is no way that can happen. In the earliest stages, that little embryo is firmly implanted in the menstrual lining of the uterus. Normal intercourse is safe and harmless. For the first three months, doctors recommend normal sex – the wild stuff might have to go on hold for a while. If you have a history of miscarriage, also called spontaneous accidental abortion, or if there is any "spotting", or bleeding, then you should abstain from sexual intercourse or orgasm for the first three months. However, this doesn't mean you cannot pleasure your par
Sexual Issues #9Recently i recieved an email from someone who wishes to remain anonomous. the email stated:
"In 1 of your blogs you said something about how to last longer.I would like to hear your thoughts on this.I don't mind if you talk about this in your blog like you have all the other blogs but please keep me annonomus." so i have decided to write a blog on premature ejaculation in response to this. i hope this helps out.
Premature Ejaculation
Therapists have decided to refer to premature ejaculation as "ejaculatory incompetence". Given I think premature ejaculation (PE) sounds better. Who wants to be incompetent? Kids call it "shooting too fast". Trust kids to call it as they sees it.
"My boyfriend cums after two strokes" is not an uncommon comment. Young males become so sexually aroused so quickly, touch their hand and they have an erection. This is very flattering for his partner, but not very satisfying for a sexual relationship
What can a young guy do? Well there are a few v
Sexual Issues #10As a special request i was asked to do a blog about trying to concieve, and ways to help. I had a very hard time with this, tried for almost 2 years, before i had a successful pregnancy. i am now 32 weeks pregnant so if your wondering what worked for me... well first of all i stopped trying so hard. second i used to try and hold my legs in the air and do everything i could to keep the semen inside of me as long as possible. When actually you should let it naturally come out on its own because that way it flows over the cervix. i also had sex on the kitchen table. as funny as that sounds it worked because the semen was deposited directly onto my cervix lol.
here are 15 tips for women trying to concieve, and women who are already pregnant:
1 - Have sex in the morning, since the semen has the highest sperm count then
2 - Being overweight or underweight during pregnancy may cause problems. Try to get within 15 pounds of your ideal weight before pregnancy. Remember, pregnancy is
Sexual Issues #11Spicing Up Your Sex Life
You've been together for years. The relationship's good, but you look back on the frequent, mind-blowing sex that you had in the early months and years and wonder, "where did it all go?" These days, sex is the same old, same old. Something you do on a Friday night, without variety, without much excitement.
Your sex life is in serious need of spice! A weekend at a fancy hotel, without the children, will do it, but that's expensive. There are plenty of creative, less costly ways of turning up the heat.
Try role playing. You both get dressed up, go to a bar - separately - and then he has to try and pick her. Or she has to spot him in a bar and make a move on him. Be outrageous, then cool and withdrawn. Have fun.
Do a little "dirty dancing". All you need is some Latin music and a few scarves. Think of the great exercise you'll get at the same time.
Rescue your sex life from the doldrums by dressing up as a fireman or a policeman. Turn her on with
A Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 128
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual DictionaryRenaa --
[noun]:A steamy steamy shower
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Sexual Slavery (bdsm)The BDSM form of sexual slavery is a type of sexual roleplay where one partner, generally referred to as the submissive, agrees to perform sex acts as directed by their Dominant. It is considered an expression of D/s.
The power to control one's own sexual activity is deeply held in most cultures, and to offer this power to another has strong erotic overtones. It can be a very powerful and exciting exchange, but can also be hazardous if not enacted carefully.
It is very different from commercial or social sexual slavery in that the activity is completely consensual and can be ended by the submissive at any time. A sex slave in BDSM adopts the role of a sex slave, but is not actually owned. The BDSM community does not accept non-consensual slavery as a valid concept.
Sex slaves are a specific form of BDSM submissive, and not all submissives are sex slaves. Many submissives have no sexual component to their role at all. Others have specific limits as to the sexual activity that c
Sexual Nicknam3joanne's sexual nickname:
"Milk shop"
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Sexual SignLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
The Sexual Hell TestHELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Sexual Child AbuseWell, since this is my blog, I'm going to take the liberty of rambling.
So something has happened lately to remind me of what true evil on earth is.
It isn't as if I ever forget that this evil exists. Or that I ever feel as if there is something more pervasive and evil than this issue. I've felt this way for most of my adult life, ever since I was old enough and mature enough for people to confide in me about the abuses they had suffered during their lives.
But luckily things go on around me often enough to help me keep my focus on how close this evil can come to me and my family and all families for that matter. I guess that's why I decided to write down my feelings and share them. So that maybe I can remind people to never get complacent about the things that could happen to them or someone they love.
I'm 35 years old at this writing and it is staggering to me every time I think that almost every female I've met in my life and knew well enough to share something so persona
Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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Sexual Zodiac SignLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Sexual DictionaryWyldeCat --
[adjective]:100% kinky
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Identities-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. Y
Sexual Identities-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. Y
Sexual Position Demonstrationthis is funny.....
Sexual Position Demonstration Posted Feb 14, 2007Comedian Lauren Weedman shows us her version of "the basics" when it comes to sexual positions.
Sexual OlympicsSexual Olympics
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
Sexual Iq....You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual OrientationYou Are Straight
There's not much queer about you.
So let's just say you're straight... but not narrow.
What's Your Sexual Orientation?
Sexual HoroscopeSCORPIO
October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There'
Sexual ZodiacAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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Sexual FantacyMake love to me ever so gently, I want to feel your hands caress my body.
Kiss me with passion, you are my obession.
Pleasure me while I pleasure you.
I love your touch this much is true, I just want to make love to you.
Sexual Iq TestYou have a sexual IQ of 127
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual I.q.You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights
These are days I need u to hold me tight
in your arms
Hold me close and keep me warm
Tell me I'm your good luck charm
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you
Tell me I'm your every wish come true
Lay me down very gently
Then make love to me essentially
Caress my body from head to toe
Not missing a spot
Let's play around like connect the dots
Let's make each other hot until
our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride
Take my body on a journey that never ends
It always seems to just begin
Make me climax like I never done before
Do what you want to my body it's all yours
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me
Do whatever you want to my body
As long as it's pleasing.
Sexual ZodiacScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Sexual FortuneYou are naughty and need a spanking
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Sexual Position Number 9Sexual Position Number 9
lover lover with eyes that shine
our bodies and heart entertwine
sexual position number nine I liked to do
moving on making love to you
riding ontop of you arching my back
tugging gently to hold yourself back
between us deep currents of love
chemistry is strong
making love literally all night long
hold me gently so intimately near
feeling your face your lips even your ears
gliding your hands across my body complete
drawing so slow in and out of me
pacing yourself you never do stray
sexual position number twelve
your smooth body I touch my hands roam
you too
the passion so strong between me and you
you take my legs and sit astride
my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride
watching you move deeper and slower inside of me
sensations of love joy and ecstacy
sexual position number twelve we unite
with feelings that we can't let go
looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual TensionSexual Tension…..
All us chickies out there who have ever known a man to leave them in the lurch will know what I’m on about, sexual tension leads to numerous outcomes…
1) Possible raping of male who let you down
2) Possible tying up of and abandonment of male until he agrees to sex every night
3) Definite aggression shown towards all males, especially the one concerned.
4) Until he performs, no lollies or such treats.
5) When he decides to perform, you do it at your pace and style.
6) If no performance in sight….buy a dildo
7) If still no performance, see how his friendship is with other males.
8) If he is more friendly with male mates, face it he is gay.
9) If no evidence of homosexuality try one more time using ropes, whips and spurs.
10) Still no luck, go pay for it honey!!!
Sexual AttractionAs I sit here at my aunt's house waiting on a loved one to arrive after a 13 year absence from my life, I decided to write on a very complex topic that has very simple answers:
Sexual Attraction
You know, sexual attraction isn't a mystery. At least it shouldn't be. The amazing thing is how ignorant the vast majority of guys are out there. Let me ask you a question:
Do you agree with this phrase?
Nice guys always finish last.
If you answered "no," then you are… wrong. Dead wrong. It is true, proverbial "nice guys" will always finish last.
Why?
Long complicated answer: It has to do with tens of thousands of years of the female population perfecting their underlying subconscious mate selection abilities.
Short answer: Women certainly do not like pricks for being a prick's sake, but they most damn definitely do not like a weak, walk-all-over-me pussy boy either. As a matter of fact, the amount of women who like the latter types of sissy boys are very, ver
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual ZodiacAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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Sexual NicknameKristine's sexual nickname:
"Love Bubbles"
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Sexual ZodiacAries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.
You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.
Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
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Any Leos, Geminis or sagittariousus out there!! lol
Sexual StyleYou scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot88% Wet75% Exciting75% Violent69% Shy50% Soft38% Awkward19% Sweet6% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 120
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 122
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual NicknameTony's sexual nickname:
"Dart of love"
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Sexual I. Q.You have a sexual IQ of 127
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Poem (not By Me)What is fat?
What does it mean to touch a fat woman?
Is it soft?
Is it sensual?
Oh, god, yes.
Fingers melting in to flesh
Senses tingling, rising above mere consciousness to another level.
Her hips mesmerize
Love handles galore
Begging to be caressed
To be kissed
Cover them in your affection
Look up to see her mountainous midriff jiggling with pleasure
As soft as marshmallows and just as sweet
Oh praise the Being who formed her melons
Pert nipples teasing
Hardening under your watchful eye
Plant a love-kiss between them
Let your hands wander to not too the forbidden just yet
But to the delights of a ripe, round rump
So delicious to sink your teeth in to (if you dare)
But beware, one taste and you’ll never want to dine elsewhere
You smell her scent?
Her juices beckon you?
Well, have just a whiff and see if your hunger is sufficed
It’s not?
The aroma is too thick?
Clouding your mind?
Bringing to life scand
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like I never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing.
Sexual Position Number Twelve (sensual)Lover lover with eyes that shine
our bodies and heart entertwine
sexual position number nine I liked to do
moving on making love to you
riding ontop of you arching my back
tugging gently to hold yourself back
between us deep currents of love
chemistry is strong
making love literally all night long
hold me gently so intimately near
feeling your face your lips even your ears
gliding your hands across my body complete
drawing so slow in and out of me
pacing yourself you never do stray
sexual position number twelve
your smooth body I touch my hands roam
you too
the passion so strong between me and you
you take my legs and sit astride
my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride
watching you move deeper and slower inside of me
sensations of love joy and ecstacy
sexual position number twelve we unite
with feelings that we can't let go
looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow
Sexual Feelingsrainy days and cold nights
these are the days i need you to hold me tight in your arms.
tell me im your good luck charm
look me in my eyes and tell me i'm the one for you
tell me i'm your every wish come true,
lay me down very gently
then make love to me essentially
caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot
lets play around like connect the dots
lets make each other hot,till our body heat rises like a rollercoaster ride
it always seems to just begin
make me climax like i never done before
do what you want to my body its all yours
rub me,lick me,kiss me,tease me,do whatever you want to my body as long as its pleasing.
now you girls cant tell me that dont sound hot...lol
Sexual ExperenceWell to start off I lost my virginity when I was 14 to a guy that was 16. It was all him, all I got was a little pain and a a panty with blood on it. I had several boyfriend before getting married. My husband would be passionate at times He even went down on me a few times. We were divorced in 99. Then I met Mark on the internet. He was going by the name of tonguer. We chatted a couple of times for a couple of weeks, I figured what the hell my clit needed a little attention. I'll let this guy tease my clit for a bit and doing a little fucking using a condom. Well let me tell you he did a lot more than just tease it. He made love to my pussy and clit with his tongue and lips. and just at the right time he would suck...... Let me tell you I had never had such a strong orgasm. He has a condition known as NF. It has given him bumps all over his body, and I do mean all over, even on his cock. He has maybe a dozen small ones. After cumming 5 times we changed position doing 69. That's when I
Sexual PleasingRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual Pleasure.Ohh you like the way I spread my legs, rub my clit on the tip. How I stick to fingers in my pussy moving in and out of my tight wet hole.
Mmm That Sexual Pleasure as my juices run down my leg. You like the way I move my hips, bite my lip to the touch of my hand making myself shiver.
Mmm That Sexual Pleasure moaning louder getting
closer. Yeah you like the way I talk dirty Ahh
baby fuck me right make me holla scream your name.
That Sexual Pleasure making you sweat of the though of the touch of my mouth. I know you like my full lips my tongue on your dick licking up and down pulling you further in my mouth.
Ohh baby That Sexual Pleasure as you slide in and out of me making you rock hard. You like that don't you That Sexual Pleasure watching me come, liking my fingers, seeing my tongue. That Sexual Pleasure to make you come.
That Sexual Pleasure making you beg for more,
forget all the other girls. That Sexual Pleasure
that have you running all kinds of freaky
fantasies
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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The Sexual JourneyTHE SEXUAL JOURNEY
The joy that I find,
With the tightening of your thighs.
Pure love is what I see,
When I look into your eyes.
Slowly feels good,
As I enter you there.
Moist warm skin.
Surrounded by hair.
Lusting and thrusting.
Deeper and harder.
Heightening my senses.
Faster, harder, farther.
Tightening all around me.
Yet gently it slips.
In and out, oh my god!
Again and again.
As I feel you tighten,
The harder I begin to grow.
This power inside of me,
is going to explode!
I’m holding!
Got to control this!
Working you deeply!
Can I resist?
Wait can’t stop!
Here it comes!
Pulsating a lot!
I can feel the gush!
With all the energy gone,
Totally drained.
I know you can tell,
by the look on my face.
Knowing I have given you,
the juices of my soul.
Leaves me relaxed and at peace.
Yet somehow whole.
Sweet dreams, Tiger
Sexual Beingsometimes i think it bothers you.
how much of a sexual being i am.
the way im always touching you
or putting your hands
where i want you to touch me.
ive always been this way.
i remember being 5 years old
touching myself late at night in bed.
i had my first orgasm
when i was 10.
tonight you gave me
the best one of my life.
im addicted to the softness
of your lips pressed against mine.
i get so warm. so wet.
so i hold on to you even tighter
and hope it never ends.
my nails in your back
making my mark as i always do with you,
your center of body inside of mine.
sometimes it really kills me.
how much of a sexual being i am.
when you're touching me
i'm trying to devise a plan
to get you to never stop.
bite my lips to keep from moaning so loud,
cause my kids room is right down the hall.
sucking like its a Popsicle
with your hand on my head.
i love the way you groan or roar
the expected surprise at the end.
wiggle my tongue ring
and anticipate.
i love that p
Sexual KryptoniteSexual Kryptonite
by JOHN900 ©
Volume I: A Super Seduction
Chapter One
"Again. Do it again," he commanded.
He swung at her, harder this time, his granite fist streaking towards her face. His movement was lighting fast, so fast that even her hypersensitive vision barely registered the incoming blow.
By the time her blocking arm had swung halfway towards its intended target; his fist had already slammed against her temple. He pulled the punch, hit her as gently as he could – but physics cannot be denied. The girl, lithe and lean and half his size tumbled backwards and slammed into the brick wall behind her.
It hurt. A lot.
"Ouch!" she groaned.
He grinned, his chiseled features softening. "I barely hit you!"
She rubbed her face gingerly. There was a mark – actually several of them – on her delicate features, marring her tanned skin. The girl breathed heavily.
"It still hurt," she said.
"If you'd practice more and move faster and learn to block better, it
Sexuality In The UsaI saw a show on the History channel this morning while I was getting ready for work. It was all about Sexuality in the US in the early part of the 20th Century. About how Prohibition led to the bawdiness of the "Roaring 20s". Lets face it, if you are not allowed to drink, you have to have some outlet, right?
Anyway they also talked about the Comstock Act and the Hays Censoship Act. I couldn't help but think that the guys that came up with these Acts were the real pervs. I mean the saw damn near everything as obscene and pornographic. Talk about issues!
It was a pretty interesting show though. I hope to catch it again when I have more time to watch it.
Sexual TensionSexual Tension
The night holds too much for one to explain
Anything can happen, during the twilight
How do I know?
How can I tell?
There we sat, quietly watching TV
His hand stroking my hair
Then...gentle pulling
Small gasps
Turned into light moans
Was it wrong?
Was it right?
Sexual tension
In the night
Groping
Feeling
Every part we could
Pulling hair
Feeling
Moaning...
Wishing for a kiss
Was it good?
Was it bad?
Sexual Tension
Something that would soon turn sad
Finally
A kiss
A light nibble at the lips
Caused everything to be set off
Like a bomb hitting the two of us
Rough kisses
Moans and groans
Coming from
The living room
Scratching
Pulling
Desiring for it more
Hot and ready
Both were
Was it with feelings?
Was it just sex?
Was it wrong?
Was it right?
Sexual Tensions
In the Night
Sexual ZodiacLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Sexual Destinations Part 1Ridding on the turnpike with feelings of temptation running through my mind. Jules was ready and waiting as always. Bags loaded and off we go. The Hilton, we unpacked for our weekend. Leaving the suite my cell phone rang, hello, what’s up man? I’m good so what’s up? No I’m in long island man, New York for real? No doubt. Later at we decided to relax for an hour. I checked the time we needed to get dressed. Jules and Vonda dressed I wasn’t, it’s 5:20 girl we have time they said 6:00. I was about to sit down when there was a knock at the door, so Jules gets the door. Nazty we have company she yells (ghetto) so I come out to see three sexy ass men. I walk over to kiss you hi I’m Nazty or you can call me Nazty this is Jules and Vonda. You introduce the guys and welcome them in. I say have a seat get comfy there’s drinks at the bar, food in the kitchen. Now will you excuse Baby and I and we go to my bedroom. Before I can turn around and say a word your pushing me to the wal
Sexual Destinations Part 2Back on the road again, this time I’m going straight to the hotel, everyone can meet me there. I need a bath and a drink and maybe a short nap to unwind. Julie said she should be there around 6pm she had a few stops to make and would be here after that. Suite 101, I love that suite always reserve it. This is a great hotel always have the bar stocked with my favorites…running water. It’s 4:30 better start getting dressed, what to wear?
PHONE RINGS, JULIE WANTING ROOM NUMBER………
Girl where you going looking like a sex kitten Ms. Julie. Guess I better change my attire so I can be Ms. Sexy to. We’re ready and looking glamorous, for a night out. Baby here we come. Driving down the street seeing all sorts of SAVAGE sights. Hitting the belt parkway we’ll be there in no time flat. Dang girl who that over there sparkling and shit? Who the tall one with the cross? Yea girl who is he? That girl is Baby, and that is his partner. Oh girl his partner is um.. Julie close your mouth
Sexual Destinations Final Destination...for Now!! Lol!SEXUAL DESTINATIONS..FINAL DESTINATION!!
OK THERE IS A FINAL DESTINATION FOR THIS JOURNEY, AND IT IS TIME FOR IT TO BE REACHED ONCE AND FOR ALL. THIS WILL END THE SEXUAL DESTINATIONS ITINIARY.
I HAD BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME PLACE ALL DAY AND READING NUMEROUS PIECES OF MAIL FROM ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE. SAYING THE SAME SHIT, JUST IN DIFERENT WAYS. SOME OFFERING “I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET WITH YOU” OTHERS MERELY ASKING “FOR A TASTE OF THE PUSSY”, A SAMPLE IF YOU WILL. YEA RIGHT MY ASS. ANYWAY FRIEND REQUESTS WERE ALSO COMING AND SOME PRETTY INTERESTING PEOPLE TO. SO I DENIED THE WACKOS AND APPROVED THE REST. UPON RESEARCHING THESE LATEST ENTRIES I CAME UPON A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HE SPOKE WITH KNOWLEDGE, SHOWED WISDOM, AND UNDERSTOOD THINGS IN LIFE. HE WAS A BLOGGER, SO HE KNEW HOW TO READ AND WRITE (THANK U GOD), HE HAD VERY NICE SENSUAL PICTURES, HE WAS FINE AND WAS MODEST IN HIS CAPTIONS. HE DIDN’T TALK ABOUT HIMSELF OR REFER TO HIMSELF AS A THE
Sexual PoetryLook, smile, lick, kiss
Tongue, lips, biting, touching
Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving
Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress
Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch
Breast, nipple, cock, pussy
Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat
Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub
Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle
Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze
Cock, shaft, moist, pussy
Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb
Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat
Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press
Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot
Wet, pussy, fingers, inside, moist
Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder
Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching
Head, rubbing, entering, craving
Half way, pulsating, warm, so good
Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking
Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper
Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder
Tingling, toes to legs to pussy...cumming
Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting
Rev
Sexual Calorie CounterSexual Calorie Counter
REMOVING HER CLOTHES
with her consent..........12 calories
without her consent..........187 calories
OPENING HER BRA
with both hands..........8 calories
with one hand..........12 calories
with your teeth..........85 calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM
with an erection..........6 calories
without an erection..........315 calories
PRELIMINARIES
trying to find the clitoris..........8 calories
trying to find the G-Spot..........92 calories
POSITIONS
missionary..........52 calories
69 lying down..........78 calories
69 standing up..........112 calories
wheelbarrow..........216 calories
her on top..........524 calories
doggy style..........726 calories
donkey punch..........912 calories
ORGASM
real..........112 calories
false..........315 calories
POST ORGASM
lying in bed hugging..........18 calories
getting up immediately..........36 calories
explaining why you got out of bed immediately..........816 calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
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Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 120
You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.
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Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 149
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 139
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Abuse Of Children And AdolescentsSexual abuse of children
and adolescents
Considering the taboo in most countries
that surrounds incest or the sexual abuse of
children and adolescents within the family,
this is one of the most invisible forms of
violence. Because the crime is perpetrated
most often by a father, stepfather, grandfather,
brother, uncle, or another male relative
in a position of trust, the rights of the
child are usually sacrificed in order to protect
the name of the family and that of the
adult perpetrator. However, studies have
shown that from 40 to 60 per cent of
known sexual assaults within the family are
committed against girls aged 15 years and
younger, regardless of region or culture.15 A
recent study in the Netherlands showed
that 45 per cent of the victims of sexual violence
within the domestic sphere are under
the age of 18. Of these, girls are far more
likely to be victims of incest than boys.
The Sexual Meaning Of Halloween CostumesHalloween is the time of the year when we’re given permission to let our dark side come out and play. For one night, you can be whoever you want with no fear of judgment, because it’s just a costume and the crazier the better, right? So what does your costume tell the world about the secret desires you’ve been keeping pent up inside you all year? Or more important, what message is your date’s costume sending?
Based on the premise that your Halloween costume reveals the parts of your personality you normally suppress, here’s our analysis of some popular costume choices for both men and women and what they tell others about your inner self. Here’s your guide to costume decoding.
Men in Drag – First, let's make one thing clear. It takes deep personal motivation for a man to dress up as a woman for Halloween. No one does it "just because". Here are a few possibilities:
You may be feeling trapped or limited by your masculine identity and want to experiment with "being a girl".
Yo
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Frustration?Grr!
x]
Yeah, it sucks when you have a way hot friend, who knows every little spot that makes you squirm, and he has a girlfriend. x]
Not to mention I'm in my 'peak sex drive' week. D:
Asshole.
SexualityBook: Bringers of The Dawn
Chapter: Sexuality--
A Bridge to Higher Consciousness
The sexual parts of the body are avenues to pleasure that create frequencies that heal and stimulate the body and potentially lead it to its higher spiritual self. Sexuality is so misunderstood on this planet that, when it is exchanged between two persons, very seldom is there an intent to connect spirituality with it. Sexuality invokes a spirituality that is free and that looks at itself as a creator. However, very seldom is sexuality used as a bridge to take you to higher levels of consciousness.
We have spoken with a number of individuals who have been utilizing light. Since finding the proper partner in a monogamous situation, they have been able to achieve very high states of being. Monogamy tends to work for most of you very well because of where you are vibrationally. When you have many partners, you tend to be less than honest and to hide who you are: you share a little here, there, and
Sexual PersonalityDaring, confident, animalistic
You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot.
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Sexual Taste In Me..You whisper into my ear
Sweet things that make me weak,
Then you look into my eyes
With your mysterious provocative gaze,
Causing you to touch my skin
To feel the burning of your flames,
Caressing me with a love that is real,
Then you kiss me...
As I feel your wet eager lips
Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving,
To feel the poison...
Of your blood boiling throughout your soul
Sending electrify emotions
Stimulating pure intoxication,
As your hands flows over me;
Touching every curve and every part of me...
It seems I move my legs apart automatically,
As you lift me on the mystical ride
While my body you know I will guide,
Just listen to our song
Making love all night long,
The flames of passion, desire and love
Is taking control over us,
You put your hands in my breast,
As I feel a sensation so exciting,
When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips
Every time you do that,
It gets more and more fulfilling
Let me feel those sensations,
As I feel yo
Sexual DictionaryJim --
[noun]:A master of sexual gratification
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Sexual Effectkris Pills:
You will experience the best sex of your life
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Sexual TriviaA recent survey of prostitutes revealed that the most frequent sex act performed is fellatio.
Minks have sex sessions that last, on average, eight hours.
According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation.
Sex education was first introduced in English schools in 1889.
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
The French kiss was first known as "maraichinage," a term to describe the prolonged, deep, tongue kiss practiced by the Maraichins, inhabitants of Brittany, France.
In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
The Sexual Side Of MeEat Me, Beat Me, Bite Me, Blow Me, Suck Me, Fuck Me very slowly,If you kiss me don't be sassy, use your tongue and nake it nasty!!
Sexual Horoscopes!Sexual Horoscopes
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
>
> Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them
> right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word.
> Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.
> Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first
> sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.
> The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of abd
> luck if you do not repost.
>
> .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
>
> Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.
> Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT
> kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
> Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
> relationships. Talkative. The sexiest
> ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you
> do not repost.
>
>
> .:LIBRA:. The lover
>
> Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
> meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
> sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person
> you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Di
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual LifestyleIs monogamy natural?
For some couples it is. For others, monogamy results in a very unnatural, confining relationship. Many psychologists, counselors and other experts agree that for some couples, a more open relationship works, and works well. How is it that many people in our society who have never tried swinging will accept, forgive and sometimes even encourage a friend who is lying to their spouse and having an affair, yet judge a swinger as a bad person even when they participate in these activities with the total consent and participation of their mate. It seems to be a bit of a double standard. I have seen very few affairs and almost no divorces. It just isn't common in this lifestyle.
When you enter a swing club for the first time, you may have many preconceived notions about what kind of people go to "these kinds of places." What you will find in most swing clubs will surprise you. Most swingers are nice, normal people, just like you. You probably already know someone who
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual Activity Calorie Guide For The Holidays!Tiz That Time Of Year When We May Eat A Bit More And Drink A Bit More With All The Family Gatherings, Work Parties, And Crazy Nights Out With The Friends! So I Have Found This Wonderful Calorie Guide.
May It Help You All Stay A Bit More Fit This Holiday Season. HAHA
Sexual Activity Calorie Guide
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erecti
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexually FrustratedThe moment our eyes met
I knew it would be
A love that would last eternally~
The silky caress of your hand in mine
As subtle tingling of bubbling wine~
The brush of your breath upon my lobes
As you gently remove my clothes
Comenses the feelings of ecstasy
As I feel your body close to me~
Emotions rising we fall into bed
A little too early you spray your web~
Slightly dissatisfied we lay in rest
My body signaling deep distress
Not knowing what to do I begin to rise
Removing your hand from between my theighs~
I slip on my clothes and walk out the door
Making a vow to see you no more~
It could have been wonderful
It could have been great
But now for you
It's a little too late!
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, suck me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, suck me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
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Alright everyone. Here's a survey that is sure to amuse. As an advance warning I must inform you that the survey is purely sexual. Just select a response by clicking the open circle next to the answer you want for each question. If you wish to not answer a question, leave it blank. Check back because a running tally is kept of all the answers. Don't worry no one will know your results, it is all in private. This is for amusement purposes only.
Let the Games Begin:
Rating: Mature | Type: Poll
1. If you had a choice as to how often you could have sex, how often would it be?
I'm having sex now.
A couple of times a day.
Once a day.
A few times a week.
Just a few times a month.
Every month.
Not too often... I have better things to do.
already have sex when ever I want, I just have to blow her up first.
2. Now I want to know your sexual orientation.
Sexual Algebra 101This is the result of a drunk conversation, so it still needs some refinement. Plus, it has been well over a decade since I've even cracked a math book, so I'm certainly not qualified to teach it. Nevertheless, here's some education.
When seeking potential mates or dates, we all have some sort of formula we use to determine if someone is actually date-able or mate-able. This is Sexual Algebra, and here's how it works...
When we're single and out looking for someone to pair off with, we size everyone up based upon a pre-determined set of qualfiers. When we find someone who passes our preliminary scan, we go in close to learn more about them so we can decide if they are worth dating or humping or whatever.
Men and women both have wildly different formulas. For men, it's along the lines of ratios... Height, Weight, Boobs, Butt... if one of these features meets a predetermined amount, the portion of the equation is +1... if the feature doesn't calculate, the portion is equal to
Sexual Immorality....1 Corinthians 6:12"I have the right to do anything," you say-but not everything is beneficial. "I have the right to do anything" -but I will not be mastered by anything. You say, "Food for the stomach and the stomach for food, and God will destroy them both." The body, however, is not meant for sexual immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. By his power God raised the Lord from the dead, and he will raise us also. Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he unites himself with a prostitute is one with her body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh." But whoever is united with the Lord is one with him in spirit. Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins people commit are outside their bodies, but those who sin sexually sin against their own bodies. Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spririt, who is in you, whom you have received fro
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are the days I need you to hold
me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your goodluck charm.
Look me in my eyes and tell me
I'm the one for you,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe
not missing a spot,
Let's play around like connect the dots,
Let's make each other hot till our
body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like I never done before,
Do what you want to my body it's all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease
me do whatever you want to my body,
As long as it's pleasing.
Sexual Harassment!!!!!!!!!!!!!Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair
smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to the supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget..."
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 153
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual I.q. TestYou have a Sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual Stages;Age 18 Simple Fuck, Age 25 love 2 fuck, Age 35 still can fuck, Age 50 tries 2 fuck, Age 60 cries 2 fuck, Age 80 What the fuck!
Sex Under WaterMy friends and I went to a party and let me tell you the guys there were fucking amazing! I officially can say I had sex at the bottom of the pool with scuba gear on. I thought it wasn't possible but, I was wrong. He rode me like there was no tomorrow and let me tell you it didn't take long for both of us to cum. When we got out of the pool, the two us fucked for a good 3-4 hrs non-stop. God I'm a horny little bitch lol!!!
love always,
Stacy
Sexual QuizYou have a Sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexual SadismI made a new album today. The pictures are taken from a novel published in 1797-1801. The novel was written anonymously. It was proven that a man named Marquis De Sade (pronounced Sod). I study human sexual behavior and wrote my thesis about him. He was one twisted mother fucker too ! The words "sadism" and "sadist" are derived from his name. What intriqued me most is that he was a very depraved individual and it all took place in the 1700's and early 1800's. Look at the pictures, would you have thought acts like those would have even been thought of way back then ? As perverted as some of it is, I find that it's all very interesting. If you want to hear about Marquis De Sade or the sick things he did hit me.
Sexual SnacksI have been hungry all day,
waiting for you to bring me my snack
giving me your feast in your special way,
not one morsel of sweetness do you lack.
You can be my cookie,
submerge yourself in my milk,
I will have you saying oh, sookie, sookie
as you touch my skin that feels like silk.
I find myself unwrapping your Mr. Goodbar,
for a oh so sweet tempting treat,
I like how its packed full of nuts, none compares by far,
filling my cravings with each nut I eat.
We have now each had a snack,
we have ravished the rack of sweets,
we just cured our daily sugar attack,
now we just kiss and snuggle as our bodies meet.
(c)MadCurves
Sexual SurveyThe Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 2 a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: noDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never, I always introduce myself firstHow do you feel about one night stands?: fun sometimesHow many one night stands have you had?: 2-3What's your favorite position?: doggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: kitchen floorDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: of courseHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends, min or hoursDo you get off first or do they?: my hubby always wants me to get off first.Do you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quit
Sexual Abuse/rape: My Story. My Letter To The Past.Dear You,
I want to cut your throat. I want you to feel like I did when you raped me of my innocence. I remember how hard it was to breathe after you had your way with me, time and time again. Sometimes it's still difficult for me to breathe. I was a child when it began. I remember how I made my dolls do what you did to me as a plea for help. Nobody caught on. Nobody saw what I was trying to scream. People asked me if I was being abused, but I protected you out of fear. You told me a million times over you'd kill my roots of life if I told. I never did. I kept silent to myself and turned the anger within. I turned to several forms of self destruction. I tried numerous times, from the age of four and on, to take my own life. Remember when I was in the middle of that busy street by our house? I was hoping a car would hit me so I could disappear. I felt dirty. I felt like I was nothing. I felt like I deserved what happened to me. What I never realized is that *I* was not dirty. *
A Sexual RsvpNews flash. A study out of Indiana showed that college age men are more likely to mistake friendliness as sexual interest.
News flash. A study out of my own house. "Twentysomething" men mistake nausea as sexual interest.
The study did prove that men misread friendly vs vixenish as only 4 percent higher than females. I wonder if Fubar was in on this study?
For either sex, once this mistake has been made, there is no gracious retreat. It makes running in the oppositions end zone look clever. The best way out is to fall down and pretend you are having a seizure.
The more popular theory is that young men tend to oversexualize everything in their environment. The other theory that actually makes the most sense, is that women are better at reading facial expressions and body language. This is why guys get in trouble before they technically do anything wrong. Guys missed the signs when it came to reading images of genuine sexual interest.
For a guy to miss almost all the
Sexuality TestYou have a Sexual IQ of 133
You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.
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Sexual Fantasies!!1. On a mechanical bull in public.
2. During a thunderstorm in the back of a pick up truck.
3. In a waterfall, against the rocks, with the water falling on you.
4. In a hayloft.
5. During a nascar race.
6. On the beach with the water crashing into you.
7. Anywhere where you take the risk of getting caught.
8. Movie Theater (thanks to bigman495)
9. In a graveyard (thanks to tattoo freak83)
10. In a cop shop (thanks to PIERCED316L)
11. In an airplane!!
12. On nothing but rose petals!! (the silkiness of the petals against your skin wow)(thanks to citihik07)
13. In a cemetary!!
14. In an elevator!
15. Right after getting a tattoo!
16. At the top of the Sears tower!!
17. On a roller coaster!!
18. While sky diving!! (thanks to HOTASSMARINE)
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
Staring at the glow of the sun off his flesh
His body slowly crosses the room
As if floating on a mystical cloud
Nearer and nearer he approaches her
As she lies in her beauty
The light breeze blowing across her chest
The softness of her skin
And the feeling of silk on his fingers
He caresses her skin
Carefully touching her chest
As she lies against his chest
Lightly kissing his lips
Touching his red hot skin
As he little by little removes her silk
To reveal he sensuality
The way her hair falls across her breast
The way her eyes glow
Gradually moving his hand down her face
Kissing her neck
As butterflies land on your hand
Playfully tickling her
As she softly giggles
Taking her hands up his chest
Kissing his tender lips
Slowly moving down his neck
And onto his rock hard chest
Their passion is eternal
And their sexual feelings
Cool as the rain
And hot as the sun
For it is pure goodness
And complete sin
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 134
You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.
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Sexually Graphic Comments(from Help Button)April 23, 2008
SEXUALLY GRAPHIC COMMENTS
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THIS, ALONG WITH THE TERMS OF SERVICE YOU AGREED TO WHEN SIGNING UP WITH fubar.com IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.
From fubar.com Terms of Service:
Please choose carefully the information you post on fubar.com and that you provide to other Members. Any photographs posted by you may not contain nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter.
fubar.com reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to reject, refuse to post or remove any posting (including email) by you, or to restrict, suspend, or terminate your access to all or any part of the Website and/or Services at any time, for any or no reason, with or without prior notice, and without liability.
Sexual ZodiacVirgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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SexualitySexuality is an honest reflection of our innermost personalities, and we should ensure that its expression is healthy. Making love is something mysterious, sacred, and often the most profound interaction between people. Whether what is created is a relationship or a pregnancy, the legacy of both partners will be inherent in their creation. What we put into love determines what we get out of it.
from 365 Tao by Deng Ming-Dao
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 160
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Sexually Ablazedsexually ablazed
by LateNiteFantasy©
sparks ignite as my eyes hunger over your taunt landscape.
nails trace down skin following curves and valleys seeking loamy wetness-
muscles shudder with their passing.
thunderous sighs announce unexpected pleasure as thighs are parted uncovering Aphrodite's bearded mouth.
crimson tipped fingers explore the warm prize plunging deeper; parting swollen lips-
tongue lapping, sucks greedy at the honey flow.
you are on fire beneath me and I will savor every moment of watching the slow burn.
you are my flesh inferno.
Sexual!thank you to all of the FABULOUS people who rated me like mad. you guys did it! ♥ ♥ ♥
Sexual ZodiacCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
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Sexual QuizDirty Little SecretsTAKE THIS SURVEY!
Take this survey
Whats your fantasy? Will Be for her only....
Ever had sex on the beach? Well yes do Live in flordia...
Would you? Yes just answered that lol
Do you like it on top? OF course
Are you aggressive in bed? Yes I am a GUy lol
Whats your favorite position? As Long as I in all of them are....
Do you like it doggy style? Of course
Have you done it standing up? Yes
Have you had sex in public? YES
Would you? Yes
Have you had sex in a vehicle? YES
What was the most exciting time? I DON'T KISS AND TELL SORRY
Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? HAVE ALREADY
Do you like it rough? NO
Are you loud? NOT REALLY
Do you talk during sex? OF COURSE
What do you say? DON'T KISS AND TELL SORRY
Do you like 69? OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR A IDIOT
Ever made a sex tape? YES WANT TO SEE THEM LOLOL
Would you? JUST ANSWERED THAT
Have you thought of someone else during sex? HELL NO
Do you watch porn? OF COURSE
Do you have sex
Sexual QuizWhats your fantasy? only with him
Ever had sex on the beach? never
Would you? yes i would
Do you like it on top? nope but ill try it
Are you aggressive in bed? nope
Whats your favorite position? dont have one
Do you like it doggy style? nope but ill try it
Have you done it standing up? nope
Have you had sex in public? hell no
Would you? hell no
Have you had sex in a vehicle? yes i did
What was the most exciting time? when i was in bed with my ex boyfriend
Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? hell no
Do you like it rough? hell yes
Are you loud? i don't moan unless its real good
Do you talk during sex? yes
What do you say? i love you
Do you like 69? never tried it so i wouln't know
Ever made a sex tape? hell no
Would you? hell no
Have you thought of someone else during sex? nope
Do you watch porn? i did one time
Do you have sex while watchin
Sexual Seduction.........comin soon....
was gonna b a bulletin but....fubar said it was nsfw.....how????.
music from: Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Beyonce and exclusives from Bobby Valentino, Keshia Chante, T-Pain, Rihanna and.......
jus get it ok? lol
Sexual Fun....ooooooo YeahI've always liked playing in many different ways, now I found a good place.............
www.pennypincherpleasures.com. Shoot, we can all buy different items, get together and have fun with each other,,, what do you think?
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexually Empowered WomenBy Britney....
I have had a threesome fantasy or two in my day—the two-guys-and-me kind, not that way overplayed other kind. I have boys-and-boozed it up just for sport, and/or to lift spirits that self-help books would've told me just needed some yoga or a lavender bath or special "me" time. I enjoy a good vibrator and great oral sex and hot guys wearing boxer briefs.
I don't think any of this makes me very different from lots and lots of other women. But until recently, you wouldn't have known many of us existed—at least not if pop culture was your barometer. Even the coolest chicks on TV have, if anything, been too busy being, you know, Strong Female Characters—chatty single moms, super-spies, angsty students, neurotic lawyers, mega-bitches—to get too down and dirty. In movies, women's overt sexuality came with such lovely bonuses as gratuitous crotch shots and boiled bunnies. Music gave us our savior, Madonna—and then another 20 or so years of occasional tiny breakthroughs (A
Sexual Red You Say?So Stina is dyeing and highlighting my hair. In mid conversation she says, "I can't wait to die my hair sexual red".
anyone ever heard of this color? lol :p
Sexual Zodiac SignYour Sex Sign is...
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.
Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.
Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!
You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The co
Sexual DesireI was looking for a sexual distraction.
She had unbridled sexual attraction.
In my car she was saying no, no, no.
But I knew she was ready to go.
I drove her to a cheap hotel room.
She said she couldn't 'cause she had to be home soon.
I consumed her like a white-hot fire.
Gave her a taste of my sexual desire.
Why would you keep me waiting?
Sexually frustrating.
I want to free your wildest dreams.
I want to hear your wild sex screams.
And when I break your silence.
Gonna use some sex and violence.
I want to free your wildest dreams.
I want to hear your wild sex screams.
I know a girl who digs the rough stuff.
When she's having sex, she just can't get enough.
She thinks its groovy when she's being abused.
It turns her on when she gets used.
I don't want to be no great pretender.
'Cause what I'm wanting is a sexual offender.
A girl who likes to be treated like a cheap whore.
And keeps on coming back for more.
Why do you say no when you mean yes?
Why did you
Sexual AwakeningI THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE IN THIER LIFE THAT TEACHES OR LETS THEM EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE ABOUT SEX. SURE OUR PARENTS MAY TEACH US THE BASIC PHYSICS OF SEX BUT DO LITTLE TO TEACH US THE PROPER TECHNIQUE. THEY LEAVE US TO FIGURE THAT OUT ON OUR OWN.
I HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO COME ACROSS SUCH A MAN IN MY LIFE. I TOTALLY TRUSTED THIS MAN FROM THE VERY BEGINING, NEVER FELT THREATENED, ALWAYS FELT VERY SAFE AND OPEN AROUND THIS MAN. HE NEVER CRITIZIED ME FOR MY IDEAS GOOD OR BAD. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY SEXUAL PERSON ALTHOUGH I HAD NOT REALLY EXPERIENCED MANY DIFFERENT THINGS. BEFORE HIM IT WAS USUALLY JUST THE BASIC STRAIGHT SEX. THROUGH THIS MAN I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE MOST AMAZING SEX EVER. I KNEW FROM THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE A JOURNEY LIKE I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE. WE HAVE SHARED ALMOST EVERY POSSIBLE EXPERIENCE TOGETHER, AMAZING PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING, LIGHT BONDAGE AND SUBMISSION, BLINDFOLDS, DEEP PENATRATION, AMAZING OR
Sexual Deviantso tonite at work...on the frontline me and janay were taking pictures w/ her camera phone...that was fun...then one of our forklift driver, james, came up front for his lunch break and well we kind of found out sometihng about him lol....I already could tell though.....homie is a str8 up freak....he took a pic a janay and was like "you might wanna stand back....i've pics and videos on my phone that may scare you" so then we all sat down talking and man it pretty much went in the gutter from there....he told corny but funny sex joke......so there's this 90 yr old couple and the man was like " i think we should sleep together 2nite since i don't have much time anyway " and so they slept together w/ the lights off, afterwards the guy was thinking " if i didn't know any better it was like she hadn't sex in 50 yrs from being so tight" the lady was thinking " wow if i'd know he could get it up like that i would've taken off my pantyhose.......so after james told us that joke, he then told u
Sexuality On FubarWell another day is here and life goes on doesn't it?
I am fu-divorced. Drama and tales told, who needs that anyway huh?
I leave comment graphics from time to time, and some of them are a bit flirty, some even very flirty. I am a flirt, I'll be the first to admit that. They are just comments, and DO NOT mean I want you bad.
I rate and fan everyone I check out. That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
I rate and comment on photos. That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
I buy people who are dry drinks. That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
I sometimes feel generous and bling to help level. That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
I rate and comment on photos, maybe even nsfw/nudes. That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
I tel people they are sexy because they are not because I want them bad.
I might even SB you.That DOES NOT mean I want you bad.
That is just what I do. I am a friendly, flirty, grown woman who actually has control of her sexuality. I enjoy it, but not with just anyone. I find guy
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual Prey (level Ground)Sexual Prey-Level Ground
By: Katherine L Davis
I was asked why can't women be satisfied with what they have.
And after an endless morning of blowing my mind with answers,and yet none at
all,I came up with this;
A woman would be totally emotional,physical,and erotic satisfied if a
man stop thinking with the brains between their legs.Exspecially,if he is married,
or engaged.Plan and simple.You marry the love of your life,you are totally turned
on by her.You look upon her with lust in your eyes,but,suddenly you have blinders on,
and the only thing that even looks tasty is the girls you walk by,or a co-worker,and
with modern technology as it is today,on the world wide web.And this is okay,because it
isnt hurting anyone,and it isnt cheating.So it is alright for you to stare in a screen
twenty-seven with your tonque hanging out,and drooling.Wow what a site for your girlfriend
or wife to see.Yet again it is okay, it is a man thing.All those naked girl
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
© By Trisha
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual FetishismSexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature; the term was first introduced by Alfred Binet, the psychologist better known for inventing IQ testing. Fetishism is diagnosable as a paraphilia in the DSM and the ICD, but only if the fetish causes significant distress for the person or has detrimental effects on important areas of his or her life. Many people embrace their fetishes rather than seek treatment to attempt to be rid of them. Body parts may also be the subject of sexual fetishes (also known as partialism) in which the body part preferred by the fetishist takes a sexual precedence over the owner. Sexual fetishism may be regarded as a disorder of sexual preference, or as an enhancing element to a relationship.
In a review of the files of all cases over a 20 year period who met criteria for an non-transvestic fetishes in a teaching hospital, 48 cases were identified, and the objects
SexualityHELP HER LEVEL SHE IS SO CLOSE TO INSIDER COME ON GUYS GO SEE HOW NICE AND NAUGHTY SHE CAN BE.
SHE IS MY R/L SISTER
Sexual AriesAries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexual HoroscopeAQUARIUS WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!. Believe that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Favorite sex position: standing-up, and in water.
AQUARIUS MEN: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!
ARIES WOMEN: Wildly
Sexual HarassmentThis is what happens when i get bored.
->Heavenly_A...: then i'll forgive you
->Heavenly_A...: unless you call me daddy while i'm buried inside you
->Heavenly_A...: if you're going to pull the racial slurs like a racist bitch, at least get it right.
->Heavenly_A...: you think i'm indian?
Heavenly_A...: no, unlike you i am very well educated. now go to hell fuckin pullstart motherfucker
->Heavenly_A...: wow, you really are an ignorant bitch, but, i like fucking the airheads. it makes it more interesting when i stick it in their ass.
Heavenly_A...: go away fuckin towelhead motherfucker
->Heavenly_A...: why would i fuck either a virgin or a camel?
Heavenly_A...: why dont you go fuck one of your damn towelhead virgins you camel humper!
->Heavenly_A...: that just made me hot. can you say that with a southern accent?
Heavenly_A...: you sorry son of a bitch! get the fuck out of my box and stay out! i dont want the likes of you around me!
->Heavenly_A...
Sexual Harrasment (bottom To Top) Me Harassing Some Chick->Heavenly_A...: oh, trust me, it very much is
Heavenly_A...: impossible!
->Heavenly_A...: i saw it anyways
Heavenly_A...: good bye
->Heavenly_A...: i get it...you are embarrassed cuase you have an ugly vagina...that happens
Heavenly_A...: and that is NOT going to happen. so leave me the hell alone!
->Heavenly_A...: showing your vagina would suffice
->Doug: thx
Heavenly_A...: do i need to blck you to get you to leave me the hell alone?
->Heavenly_A...: you have a period?? thats even better!
Heavenly_A...: i am not interested! period!
->Heavenly_A...: he has a 12 in cock, when flaccid
Heavenly_A...: not interested.
->Heavenly_A...: what about a yacht? i'm sure you like yachting
Heavenly_A...: i dont care if he has 100 mil, i am not interested!
->Heavenly_A...: but he pays well
Heavenly_A...: bye! and tell your friend that i'm not interested.
->Heavenly_A...: oh, no; he is not THAT godly
Heavenly_A...: your friend wouldnt happen to be Allah would it?
->He
Sexual Position Of ChoiceYour Ideal Sex Position is...Roughdoggy
Intense. Submissive... And just a tad bit painful.You don't mind bending over to get porked -As long as you're getting pulled and forked.
'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com
Sexual ExstacyLove and romance...why do we need both?
Remember how you felt when you first fell in love?
Dreamy...happy...breathless...full of anticipation....
Remember those long phone conversations,
walking hand in hand,
sharing candlelit dinners, snuggling on the sofa,
slow dancing, and those sweet kisses
that sent shivers down your spine?
Doesn't it make you smile to think about and
re-live those feelings?
Would you like to revive those feelings again?
Always Sweethearts divider
Romance and love are not always one and the same.
In the best of situations, they should certainly coexist.
Romantic feelings seems to be prevalent when
relationships begin.
However, many couples forget how to show romantic feelings
towards one another the way they did when they first met.
The frustrations of day-to-day life can take a toll on even
the best of relationships and cause both men and women to
lose sight of the qualities that originally attracted t
Sexual ActivitiesWhy must we judge that which we don't understand? People often say hurtful things or do hurtful things just based on someones sexuality.
I say 2 consenting adults (of the same species-no animals,fish, etc) should be able to do to each other whatever the hell they want.
End of discussion.
Sexual Posistion Of The Day- The Kneeling FoxGood for:Deep penetration.
How does it work
You get on your hands and knees and lean forward on your arms. He kneels, grabs hold of your waist and enters you from behind.
The turn-ons
Most men loves the thrill of a 'doggy-style' position so this is bound to get him going.
The turn-offs
You don't get to look at each other and you can't kiss so it's not the most intimate of positions.
Difficulty rating: 2/5
He's working the hardest but you've got to keep in sync with him.
Fun rating: 3/5
You'll have really fast and thrilling sex that will leave both your hearts racing.
Sexual Posistion Of The Day- The Melody MakerGreat for
A mindblowing orgasm
How does it work?
This one's a bit more tricky than normal and you'll probably need a small footstool or comfy chair. Sit on the chair sideways and lean backwards so your head is pointing downwards.
Now get your fella to kneel between your legs and enter you. You may find it helps if you hold hands so that he can support you
The turn-ons
Having your head pointing down means that you'll get an amazing rush of blood, especially when you reach orgasm.
The turn-offs
It can feel a bit odd at first and you may not be able to stay there too long
Difficulty rating:
3/5
Not that difficult once you get used to it, but the initial leaning back can be tricky.
Fun rating:
5/5
The strength of the orgasm makes this one a real firecracker!" />
Sexual ZodiacVirgo
(August 24-September 23)
A true horror in the sexual zodiac, Virgos are the only people who can
become prostitutes and still claim to be virgins. A Virgo tends toward
a practical and realistic attitude towards sex, so this little pun is
not at all far-fetched.
A Virgo will, for instance, ask $50 for a blowjob, $75 if you cum in
his/her mouth, or $20 a minute, whichever "comes" first. People born
under this sign can be witty, articulate, charming, and 'lives of the
party', but they usually fuck it up by hiding their emotions.
Virgos are the kind of people who put sanitized toilet seat covers down
on a clean motel john. They are the kind of people who insist on using
the unopened tube of K-Y. If the condom isn't vacuum-sealed, they won't
go near it. And complete showers, if not disinfected baths, are
required both before and after. And if you even touch a Virgos asshole,
kiss your tryst goodbye.
Famous people born under this sign include Leo Tolstoy, Walter
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
SexualHOW TO EAT A GIRL OUT
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us(guys)..so the key is..
eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......
now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..
lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..
finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...ro
Sexual Aries LolAries Love, Sex and Relationships
What it's like to date an Aries Woman:
Dating an Aries never lacks excitement. She is hot-blooded, and forceful, so you had better be able to handle the heat! The Aries woman is for the person who likes an independent self-driven woman who can fend for herself and is not clingy and needy. An Aries woman requires freedom. For the Aries woman, the best part of the relationship is the beginning, then the spark is there and she is trying to catch you to be hers. She will find happiness in a long-term relationship because she enjoys sharing everything with her partner. She will not only have a romantic partner but a best friend too. She has a great need for love and passion but she will never let a man become the master, she considers her partner to be equal. Aries women are not for domineering men. She will be faithful but she expects the same in return. She can be jealous because she wants a man to give her all of his attention, "all or nothing", so
Sexually Transmitted Disease Rates Soar: CdcWASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. syphilis rates rose for a seventh year in 2007, driven by gay and bisexual men, while chlamydia reached record numbers and gonorrhea remained at alarming levels -- especially among blacks, health officials said on Tuesday.
Blacks make up 12 percent of the U.S. population, but account for about 70 percent of gonorrhea cases and almost half of chlamydia and syphilis cases, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said.
Black women ages 15 to 19 have the highest rates of chlamydia and gonorrhea, and gonorrhea rates for blacks overall were 19 times higher than for whites, the CDC said.
Dr. John Douglas, who heads the CDC's division of sexually transmitted disease, or STD, prevention, said overall syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea rates are unacceptably high. Cases of these three STDs are reported by U.S. states to the CDC.
In 2007, 1.1 million U.S. cases of chlamydia were reported, up from about 1 million in 2006 and the most ever, and the rate
Sexual IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexual FeelingsRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Sexual 411I stole this from Endo, we both encourage others to steal and do it as well
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
Um i dont NEED much but i want alot!
What is something you have always wanted to try?
bondage
What is something you have never done in bed before?
DP
What time of day do you like to have sex?
all of them
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
seeing my partner hot and bothered or just plain enjoying themselves
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Not too long, I love kissing and it will get me hard fast (if they are a good kisser)--imma agree with endo
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
um happened last night and didn't really think about it to much
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
um prolly not
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
oh yea
What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
stomach
Sexual Stuff(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say!
....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)
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What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
someone who will please me
What is something you have always wanted to try?
sex during a train ride
What is something you have never done in bed before?
phone sex
What time of day do you like to have sex?
anytime
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
that sparkle in his eye when i know how much he lusts after me and wants it sooo bad with me
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
hmm if I'm into the guy not very long.... Maybe I should try it out next time and see how long it takes me haha
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
both! the last time that happened was when i
100 Sexual Questionsok everyone if you dare take this sexual questionnaire of 100 questions! Copy and paste this email into a new email , add your answers and repost it! Enjoy! = )~
1. what's your first name?
Missy
2. male or female?
female
3. how old are you?
36
4. what country or state do you live in?
Illinois
5. would you say your straight, gay or bi?
Bi
6. describe what you look like physically:
I'm 5'2 Blonde Hair , Blue eyes , BBW
7. ok now how many fingers? Wow, stretched or un stretched? I can accommodate 3 fingers before it gets painful.
8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 38DD
9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink.
10. what's your favorite part of your body?
My lips , My tongue and My eyes..of course!
11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex?
Ass and Nice Chest
12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Lips, Neck and Ears
Sexual Harrassment Grades, La Di Da. LolPOSSIBLE GRADES?:
FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, OTHER THAN REPORTING TO AUTHORITIES.
1. BORING, BLASE, NINCOMPOOP ETC.
2. NOT ENOUGH! YOU ARE AT LEAST INTERESTED.
3. TO BE IGNORED, YOU ARE TOO IMMATURE TO COMMENT
4. SHARE WITH GIRL FRIENDS FOR FURTHER COMMENTS
5. SHARE WITH MAIN SQUEEZE -- YIKES !
6. JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME BABE
7. ONLY GOD IS INFORMED, HOPEING I WILL REFORM
8. ONLY GOD IS INFORMED, HOPEING I WILL CHARM
YOU OUT OF YOUR WITS END WITH POETRY
9. ONLY GOD IS ENFORMED -- YOU NEED MORE MEN AND
ARE BASHFUL TO ADMIT IT
10. BLAZE THE DICKENS, YOU ARE GOING TO JUMP MY
BONES IMMEDIATELY! HOW WILL I PROTECT MYSELF.
i won't !!! lol.
Sexual Asphyxia, Aphyxiation,gaspers, Why Do It?ASPHYXIATION
Asphyxiation is the term used to describe the manner in which a person died. In one way or another the air was cut off to the lungs. It broadly refers to suffocation by fluid, chemical or gas filling the lungs and stopping the oxygen generating process.
SEXUAL ASPHYX (SEXUAL ASPHYXIA)
SEXUAL ASPHYX is the term used to describe a violent form of sexual stimulation during intercourse or sexual foreplay. In Sexual Asphyx the subject has the air cut off in a variety of ways for a short period of time. This can be done once or repeatedly.
In any manner that the breath of the subject is controlled, the activity is short term and monitored to ensure that the activity is aborted before the partner suffers brain damage or actually dies from being asphyxiated.
AUTOEROTIC SEXUAL ASPHYXIA is the term used to describe the act of Sexual Asphyxia performed by an individual without the assistance of another person. This is a most dangerous type of activity.
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Sexual Predator On Here (editing)Sexual Predator Alert
How could he smile after doing God knows to an innocent 14yo?
Think that's bad enough look what he says in abut me, "I am a warm hearted fill person with my own thoughtss and felling I am a caring person".
Excuse me 'warm hearted people' don't turn out to be sexual predators.
HERES THE LINK TO HIS PRO
vamp@ fubar
Be sure to make your kids pics private before viewing his pro (even if your viewing to block him)
THANK YOU
Sexual FeelingsSEXUAL FEELINGS
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are the days I need you to hold
me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm.
Look me in my eyes and tell me
I'm the one for you,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe
not missing a spot,
Let's play around like connect the dots,
Let's make each other hot till our
body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like I never done before,
Do what you want to my body it's all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease
me do whatever you want to my body,
As long as it's pleasing.
Sexual PersonalityYour Bedroom Personality: Healthy
In the bedroom, you are open, honest, and giving.
You are the ideal partner in many ways! Anyone is lucky to be with you.
You see physical intimacy as an opportunity to grow and connect.
You are up for experimentation, but you don't require it.
What's Your Bedroom Personality?
Sexual Immoralities And Other Things1 corinthians 6
Morality in Legal Matters
1When one of you has a complaint against another, does he dare to take the matter before those who are unrighteous and not before the saints? 2You know that the saints will rule the world, don't you? And if the world is going to be ruled by you, can't you handle insignificant cases? 3You know that we will rule angels, not to mention things in this life, don't you? 4So if you have cases dealing with this life, why do you appoint as judges people who have no standing in the church? 5I say this to make you feel ashamed. Has it come to this, that there is not one person among you who is wise enough to settle disagreements between brothers?[a] 6Instead, one brother goes to court against another brother, and before unbelieving judges,[b] at that! 7The very fact that you have lawsuits among yourselves is already a defeat for you. Why not rather just accept the wrong? Why not rather be cheated? 8Instead, you yourselves practice doing wrong and cheati
Sexual PartnersHow many Sexual Partners in a lifetime is too many for someone to be your significant other?
If it is a woman and they have as many as men have why do we get looked down on.When it is a man it is notch on belt.Women like sex just like men do.Why the stereo type and how many is to many?
SexualitySo recently I find myself pondering my past adventures with the opposite sex, black men, and a handful of one night stands. Through talking my best friend we thought it would be clever for me to write a little novel that'll never be published, just something for my fellow friends to read, and whoever else would like to read. It'll be 85% fact and 15% Hollywood. Just to keep you interested. I will detail all of my sexual encounters to date with the quirk and sense of humor that sex should have. People take sex, and sexaul acts too seriously always keeping the taboo subject behind closed doors and under lock and key. Here I am writing my stories of falling off the bed and hand jobs in the hood. Let everyone embrace thier sexuality as a gift and a toy. Enjoy!
Sexual Needsneed some loving or good times,have been bored today.does anyone have some great pics to show me?am interested in some fun.send some bling if you want or do what you want.want to just relax and chill out after work.at least give me some hell or terrorize me.HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Sexual Energy..god I Feel ItLibra - Lovescope Weekly HoroscopeYour graciousness will be rewarded. The Universe thanks you for your generosity, for a lost soul needed it more than you, Libra. You may think that love plays only second fiddle, but wait until the close of the week. You'll be pleasantly surprised by the sexual energy in the air. Again, the Universe thanks you for your generosity! Enjoy yourself.
Sexual SignYour Sex Sign is...
You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love.You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.You are
Sexual DesiresJust a thought~~ Ever wonder why people walk around so up tight daily? You go to the store every1 is a grump ass, you try to say hi they look @ you like your crazy~~
There is too much negativity going around~~ I feel if more people would start their day off the "RIGHT" way then there would be more smiles in the world LOL
Stop being so uptight and get in tune with your inner self and your sexual desires!! When you start doing that the world will be a happier place!!
Live by Mr Rogers words: (lol) "So lets make this the most beautiful day, Since we're together we might as well say, Would you be mine? Will you be mine? Could you be mine? Wont you be my friendly neighbor? ( LOL) awwww Gotta love Mr Rogers~~
Now take Sammie advice:If you want to walk around with a smile on your face then listen to your inner self and stop being a bore (don't be scared) lol Before you get outta bed start your day the "RIGHT" way (daily) like brushing your teeth lol and I gaurentee you wont be a grump ass
Sexual ZodiacCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexual ViolenceEnglish paper, April 2009
Sexual Violence Against Women in the United States
Rape and sexual violence has become a part of our everyday lives in the United States. It is not something that is pleasant to think about and so it gets swept under the rug and ignored by the mass majority of society. It seems archaic to think so, but women are still regarded as little more than property by many in our society. Women are abused at all stages in their lives. Child sexual abuse is on the rise, women on college campuses are being violated on a daily basis, and even elderly women are often victims of sexual predators. One of the first things to be done is to spread awareness about the issues; the time for ignoring the problem has long passed. There also needs to be more of a focus on prevention rather than just dealing with the offenders after the fact. One of the more long term changes is that of modifying the criminal justice system to better handle cases of rape and sexual violence. There a
Sexual OlympicsA man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
SexualityAny chance that there are Gay people here at the bar? I am an openly gay male, no fellas, I'm not trying to hit on you. Just wondering if there are any gay people here at the bar.
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