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Signatures And Personality
he various types of Signatures you come across & the attitude of a person are listed below: # SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life" # TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others. # SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN! These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people. # NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too. # RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & S

Signs
"SIGNS" In the front of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push." On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog." At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff." On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs." On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - - miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here." On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At

Signs
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sign Path's Eight For '08, If Animlas Could Vote
Date: Jul 8, 2007 8:18 PLEASE sign our petition to give animals a voice in 2008 at www.care2.orgIf Animals Could Vote! Eight for 08People Protecting Animals & Their Habitats – PATH Inc. believes the United States of America can and should become a more humane and compassionate nation. Treating nonhuman animals with compassion not only protects animals, but also benefits humans by improving public health and conserving natural resources. By signing this petition I am informing all candidates seeking elected offices (local, state and national) in 2008 that treating animals with kindness and compassion matters to me and that I support…

Signs And Sy Mptoms
What Are the Signs and Symptoms of Cystic Fibrosis? Most of the symptoms of cystic fibrosis (CF) are caused by the thick, sticky mucus. The most common symptoms include: Frequent coughing that brings up thick sputum, or phlegm (flem). Frequent bouts of bronchitis and pneumonia. They can lead to inflammation and permanent lung damage. Salty-tasting skin. Dehydration. Infertility (mostly in men). Ongoing diarrhea or bulky, foul-smelling, and greasy stools. Huge appetite but poor weight gain and growth. This is called "failure to thrive." It is a result of chronic malnutrition because you do not get enough nutrients from your food. Stomach pain and discomfort caused by too much gas in your intestines. CF can also lead to other medical problems, including: Sinusitis. The sinuses are air-filled spaces behind your eyes, nose, and forehead. They produce mucus and help keep the lining of your nose moist. When the sinuses become swollen, they get blocked with mucus and

Signs And Notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel." On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs." In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work." In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan." In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"

Signs You Hired The Wrong Clown
18.) By the end of the party, he's got every damn kid doing the "pull my finger" trick. 17.) Clown car must be started with breathalyzer device. 16.) Keeps screaming, "My name's not BO-zo, it's bo-ZO!" 15.) References to Kierkegaard and Nietzsche are lost on most 5-year olds. 14.) Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your wide-screen TV. 13.) Scares the holy hell outta the kids during the "Severed Limb" trick. 12.) Tells the kids he killed Barney in a blood match in Newark. 11.) Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund into other animal shapes. 10.) Prefaces each trick with, "here's a little number I learned in the joint." 9.) Not exactly the Peewee Herman impression you were expecting. 8.) Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!" 7.) More interested in squirting seltzer into his Scotch than into his pants. 6.) Those huge ears look too darn life-like, and the entire act consists of showi

Signs You've Had Too Much Of The 90s
You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. The concept of using real money, ins

25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
Here is a funny list of things you can really relate if you indeed have grown up... Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 am . Is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

Signs I Have Seen
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, E TC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AN D DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE

Signs Ive Seen
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, E TC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari parkI sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AN D DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a

Sign The Petition....
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/vickpitbullfighting/ CONVICTING MICHAEL VICK OF ANIMAL ABUSE...petition text signatures email friends The petition I believe that Michael Vick known as the Atlanta Falcons quarterback should be prosecuted to the fullest extent for animal abuse and negelect where pitbulls are concerned. Vick was knowningly accused for pitbull fighting as well as having over 60 pitbulls on his property! I feel that this incident should be charged to the fullest extent due to the mere fact that he is looked up to as a mentor to our generation of children and has ashamed all that knows him. Just because he is recognized in the NFL does not mean he should get leniency due to the issues regarding animal abuse & neglect of these pitbulls that are thrown in pits to be trained. Our "PITBULL" problems are unjustified due to irresponsible ownership...hyped media and that is a huge issue of them being known as vicious animals and that is why they have such a bad rap!!! If

Sign Up Bonus
Come join us~ Global Bombers & Family Club Shot at 2007-07-23 so if u are my friend or family or any one looking for a place t0 be, this is a new family cause the other one i was a founder in is gone,The Round Table Bombers Is no more, so this is the home page for the Global Bombers & Family Club check us out join if u like all is welcome. ty this is the home page link corky1952@ fubar

6 Signs You're Falling 4 Someone:
1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind.....

5 Signs Your Boy's Cheatin
1. Lack of intimacy. This doesn’t always have to be in the form of sex. It can be a decline of touching, cuddling, holding hands or kissing. 2. He cheated on his old girlfriends. If you can talk to some of his old girlfriends, by all means, do it. However, make sure to ask his ex-girlfriends in a kind and calm manner so they do not become defensive. A cheating boyfriend will usually repeat their behavior with their next girlfriend. 3. He avoids you. A big sign of a cheating boyfriend is when he makes up all sorts of excuses as to why he can’t be with you because he’s spending time with his “other” girlfriend. If he has to work late, stay after school, is always with his friend’s or co-workers more than usual, these could be the excuses your boyfriend is using to cover up his cheating ways. 4. He never answers his cell phone around you. A way to tell if your boyfriend is cheating is if he always turns his ringer off around you or walks out of hearing distance from you. These a

25 Signs You're Getting Old
25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. Y

Signs Showing You Might Be From Canada
Signs showing you might be from Canada... You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink Pop, not Soda. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!" You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians. You

Sign At Golf Club
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4 AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. . And . . 11. WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Sign Language
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

17 Signs That You Love Someone :d
SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile as soon as you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about constantly. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them to be around them always. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this

Signs Of Child Abuse
signs of child abuse Body: Child abuse is harm to, or neglect of, a child by another person, whether adult or child. Child abuse happens in all cultural, ethnic, and income groups. Child abuse can be physical, emotional - verbal, sexual or through neglect. Abuse may cause serious injury to the child and may even result in death. Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse * Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. * Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) * Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. * Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. * Unreasonable explanation of the injury. * Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). * Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse * Aggressive or wit

Signs Your Partner Is Not Being Honest
Is it really you? What are the warning signs that your fubar lover, or anyone for that matter, isn't entirely truthful about who they are? 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never

Signs And Sayings
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************* ************* On another Septic Tank Truck: "We' re #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blow out." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an ar

Sign It..lol
If you have time to read this blog...please go sign my guestbook..i have to leave for work..but I would love to come home to find more people have signed my pretty guestbook :p denise prinny ralph jim mark bob less than three...you all rock!!! everyone else you need to hook me up LOL xoxoxoxoxo night all i am off to work naked LOL Alana

Signs That Your Child Might Be A Witch
1. Your child asks to use the broom to cleanse, I mean clean, their room. 2. There is always a steak knife missing. 3. Your smallest pan keeps disappearing and reappearing, and always smells like ashes and potpourri. 4. All your candle holders are missing. 5. They now enjoy going to the fabric store with you and they want thread, ribbon and cloth of every color of the rainbow. 6. Their Christmas and Birthday wish lists consist of: a white or black full length bathrobe, blank journal books, window box herb gardens and a box of candles in assorted colors. 7. You just figured out that every full or new moon your child asks to have 3 friends spend the night; and strangely they are very quiet all night. 8. Your child now says "Merry Meet Again" every morning to you and whenever they leave they say "Merry Part". 9. Your recipe cards are disappearing and when you do find them you can't make since of the recipe since it doesn't require any actual cooking. 10

Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day. 15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. 14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland. 13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn. 12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs. 11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step. 10. Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination. 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building. 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap. 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head." 6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators

Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark side... it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princes

Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've consid

Signs That You May Be A Technopagan
If casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)... If drawing down a circle is a POST (power on self test)... If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks... If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me command... If the address of your covenstead begins with http://... If you determine the phases of the moon from the US Naval Observatory If you call the Watch Towers on your cell-phone... If you cast a circle with your CAD program... If you attend ritual skyclad because it's too much trouble to get dressed for a computer... If you can download your Book of Shadows... If you cast a spell to improve your download speed... If you do cord magick with Ethernet... If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be ... If you have cast a circle in a chat room... If you don't call it a ritual, you call it a Macro... If you draw down the moon using a light-pen... If you end a circle with Ctrl-Alt-Del

Signs That You Need More Room For Ritual
1. Your goals for ritual include finishing without knocking over the fire element. 2. You need to time your rituals to last no more than 1 hour, in order to not be suffocated by the one incense stick in the east. 3. Your familiar entering the circle pushes you out of it. 4. And your familiar is a dragon fly. 5. Your cauldron is a coffee cup and your altar is a dinner plate. 6. You must dance while sitting, so you don’t trip over Freya. 7. You think your carpet has turned white, but then you realize it’s the salt you used to mark the circle. 8. The last time you invoked the Horned One, you had to patch the ceiling. 9. The water element sunlights a fishbowl, a drinking glass, and a sink, simultaneously. 10. Your coven is only three people, and you still have to leave your shoes in the hallway to make room. 11. You have to offer money to the Gods, becaus

Signs Of A Soulmate
How will you know you have met your soul mate? Here are some of the indications given by others who have had the experience... Chances are you've met through a set of unusual circumstances that were totally unplanned and unexpected. There is a powerful, instantaneous feeling that you have known the other before. You felt an immediate and deep connection for one another. There is an electrifying feeling between the two of you that words cannot describe. The relationship is immediate, as though no time had been lost since you were last together. It feels as though you had never really lived before the reunion occurred. You feel a deep sense of sacredness and unity with God that you've have never known before. It brings on feelings you never thought possible. The two of you are inseparable. When you look into each other's eyes, time and space have no meaning. There are no barriers between the two of you. The relationship is a totally open one. You

Sign The Good Will Treaty - Become Powerful -
Friends, I hope you will join me on my next big adventure. I will be putting most of my effort into this new project, including a massive media push. I hope you will join me in changing the collective mind. I am putting together a travel budget, and once this gets going I will be meeting with people around the world to sign the treaty. Let's make this a historic event. CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO This man has a heart of gold, awesome person! Bryant McGill@ fubar

Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will a

Signing Guestbook Please
I'm hoping most of you will read this cause I would like all that are on my friends list to sign my guestbook that is on my profile under 'Interests' so that I can see where everyone is at compared to me. Thank You and please sign.

25 Signs You've Grown Up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinne

11 Signs U Are Crazy About Someone
¢¾ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ¢¾FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. ¢¾FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. ¢¾THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. ¢¾TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ¢¾ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾

10 Signs You're A Drunk
ALRIGHTY PEOPLE, FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO THINK I PUSH DRINKING, SEX, AND MAYHEM A LITTLE TOO MUCH.. FIRST OF ALL... F**K OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!! SECOND OF ALL, AS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT I GIVE YOU THESE TEN SIGNS TO LOOK OUT FOR JUST IN CASE : 10. YOU SPENT LAST NIGHT IN JAIL FOR COWTIPPING.... WITH YOUR TRUCK. (ASK ME THATS JUST GOOD CLEAN FUN.. ) 9. THANKS TO YOU JACK DANIELS STOCK IS UP 15 POINTS SINCE FRIDAY.. (HEY IVE SENT SOME OF THOSE BASTARDS KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE) 8. LINDSEY LOHAN CALLS YOU PERSONALLY TO ASK YOU TO SLOW DOWN ON THE STOLI (SELFISH B**CH.. JUST WANTS IT ALL TO HERSELF) 7. YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD INVENTOR OF THE " SLIM JIM ULTRA SLIM FAST SHAKE MADE WITH WHALER'S RUM.. (PATENT PENDING) 6. MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE WANTS TO RUN AND ADD OF YOUR LIVER IN THE SHAPE OF A BOTTLE (IVE ALWAYS WANTED A MODELING CAREER) 5. YOUR DRYCLEANER GREETS YOU WITH " HEY ITS THE PUKE GUY!!".. (HE SENDS ME CHRISTMAS CARDS TOO)

15 Signs You're Getting Older
15 Signs You're Getting Older You’ve never used the following words or phrases in a sentence: “crunk,” “ginormous,” “off the chain,” “I’m not feeling it,” “hit me up.” You do, however, still use these words and phrases: “word,” “that’s fresh,” “let’s book,” “No shit, Sherlock,” “barf,” “psyche!” The bands you listened to in college are now considered classic rock. The most joyful moment of your day is sitting on the toilet. You haven’t watched MTV in 10 years. You find yourself thinking, “You know, my mother was right.” People born after 1982 have no idea what you’re talking about. You think everyone under 25 is a complete idiot. You feel creepy lusting after Mandy Moore. You recently told someone under the age of 20: “I’m only telling you this so you don’t make the same mistakes I’ve made.” The last time you played a video game it was in an arcade. You know what an arcade is. You own an 8-track or a cassette — and still listen to the

Signs Of The Times
On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for having parked his car on a restricted street right in front of a sign that read "No Stoping." Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated the letter of the law. Brandishing a Webster's ldictionary, he noted that stoping means: "extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground." "Your Honor", said the man, "I am a law-abiding citizen and I didn't extract any ore from the area of the sign. I move that the case be dismissed." Acknowledging that the defendant hadn't done any illegal mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented, "since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so I'll turn you loose." "No Stoping" is a blunderful example of the suspect signs and botched billboards that dot the American landscape. Here

11 Signs You're Crazy About Someone
ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

17 Signs You Like Someone
SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and IMs Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. S EVEN: He/She is all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, t

Sign My Cast
well,my cast is comin off my leg this friday..woohooooooooooo ..in case ur wondering,how i ended up in a cast.my knee gave out n i fell n passed out.nect thing i knew i waz in the emergency.with them tellin me they were gonna put a cast on my leg.let me tell u.i cant wait for this damn thing to come off..lmaooooo im sure ill needa shave..or wait,maybe i can jus leave it ,since winter is comin..it can keep my leg warm..lmaoooooo If u wanna sign my cast,feel free to do so by leaving a comment on my blog n tellin me wut u will sign on my cast in a comment..

12 Signs
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN; You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They are all you think about. FIVE; You realize you're always smiling when you are looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't even notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ********* ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** **

Sign My Guestbook People
Ok i really would love for all you who come to visit and to rate me to sign my guestbook and it doesn't matter if we are friends yet. I am just wanting to see the faces of all those who stop by, show me some love please

11 Signs That Your Crazy For Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Sign And Put Your Photo In My Guest Book
Hey guys I have this guest book on my page for everyone to show me there sexy-ness. So I expect all my friends and Fans to stop in and leave me there sexy photo and a comment to make me smile. I promise to do the same in return. Thanks sweetness. or here is a link and please upload a sexy photo! I will return the favor over and over again. http://www.slide.com/r/hhnDO54Q1D8gQi3_JundsURsYBRstJ5d?referrer=empgi Lil Crazy aka Mandy

11 Signs That Your Crazy For Someone
~THIS IS SO TRUE~ *Giggles* 11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Signs Of Menopause
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. =================

11 Signs Ur Crazy For Someone
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25 Signs Your Getting Old
25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 20. You watch the Weather Channel. 19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 10.You take naps. 9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead o

11 Signs You're Crazy For Someone
11 signs you're crazy for someone You walk really slow when you're with them. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾ ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ¢¾FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. ¢¾FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. ¢¾THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. ¢¾TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ¢¾ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾

Signs That You Or Someone You Know May Be A Golddigger...
You may be a Golddigger if… 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay out o

7 Signs Ur Falling For Someone
"7 signs ur falling for someone" Body: 1. - as soon as you get online-whose name do you look at first 2. - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3. - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4. - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5. - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6. - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... 7. as soon as you read this you will wonder if he/she is thinking about you...

26 Signs You're A Grown-up
26 Signs You're A Grown-up 1. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 2. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 3. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 4. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 5. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 6. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 7. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 8. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. 9. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 10. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 11. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 12. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you

Signs And Traits
--------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Mar -----------------MARCH BABY -------------------- Attractive

Sign Of Old Age
Don't get me wrong....maybe its just me I don't know... But I'm sick of seeing kids that shop at hot topic and wear brand new shirts that are of bands that have been around longer than them LOL Like Iron Maiden and Metallica... I mean sure they may ACTUALLY listen to the shit, but Im just tired of seeing it. Plus the fact that they were probably conceived in the back seat of a car while this was on makes me laugh even more.

Sign
Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 20 If there is tension in your personal relationships, do something about it. You have the ability to change things at any time. Circumstances may not allow you to totally change some situations, but showing others that your feelings and suggestions are just as important as theirs will build respect. Life is forever in flux, and you must evolve.

Signed Wwe Super Star Pics For The Winner
I HAVE SCORED 2 AUGHTOGRAPHED PICS OF BATISTA AND TRIPLE H, I AM OPENING A CONTEST FOR THE BEST SET OF BOOBS WITH THE NAME OF THE WRESTLER YOU WANT WRITTEN ON THEM. THIS WILL BE A WEEK LONG CONTEST STARTING THURSDAY SO ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BY THEN. THE WINNER SCORES THE MOST COMMENTS BY NEXT THURSDAY. I WILL SEND THE AUTOGRAPHED PIC NEXT DAY DELIVERY!!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO ENTER SHOOT ME A MESSAGE WITH YOUR PIC.

The Signs
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationshi ps. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Hav e own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - The Daredevil En

Sign Sign... Stop The Train... I Changed Directions
Good Morning… I had put together a little segment on the Lyrics to the song performed by the Five Man Electric Band, yeah you guessed it, “Sign, sign everywhere a sign”. But, I will save that for another day and not send that little tid-bit today. The reason the song, those lyrics and my need to put it down on paper was two-fold. Yesterday after lunch I was informed that we were out of cat food, so I was instructed to purchase some at the local Wally mart. No Problem getting right on it. Basically the local Wally mart was under attack by hundreds upon hundreds of shoppers. Oh Wal-Mart sorry I get carried away sometimes in Marty-ism’s So… oh and under attack just meaning there were numerous patrons or shoppers if you may clogging up the aisles and slowing any real attempt at progress for anyone. The song came into play while in the store and actually more so when I left the store. There was a young lady standing while holding a sign out at the entrance to the store drive way while talki

Sign It Or Else!.......
This is a warning to all my friends and family here on fubar..... I have been trying to get my guest book signed by all of you with no success.... :( So now it comes to this. I am asking all of you to show your love and Sign it with a sexy photo of yourself for me to look at every day. Those of you that do or already have ...thats showing me love and thankyou, For those of you that have not, its time to see who my real friends, family , and fans are.. I am going to go to my guest book in two weeks and everyone who has signed will be safe from being deleted from my friends family and fan list. Thanks and sign away! Love Mandy My guestbook can be found in the dunno area of my stashes.

7 Signs Of Sex
I -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special, I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.” II -----LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" III -----QUIET SEX Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, ”You're never home!" IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhoo

Sign
center> Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Signs
This is not about age time served on the earth Doesn't mean you grow in mind This is not about God Spiritual insinuations seem to shock the nation Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now This is not about race It's a decision to stop the division in your life This is not about sex We all know sex sells and the whole world is buying Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now Cant's you see the signs? See the signs now Cant's you see them? See the signs You see them All the signs we see them Can't you see them?

Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

Signs
Diary Continued...... Do Little Things 11:08 12 Nov 2007 Monday Just for grins, I checked our astrological compatability on a different site, this is what I got... Cancer and Taurus are the ultimate domestic duo. You lovingly whip up breads, pies, cakes, cookies and muffins, and your Bull is all too happy to help you eat them. Taurus, also a good cook, will gladly return the favor anytime. You two are happy at home, but you can get so cozy with each other that you forget there's a whole world out there, full of friends and family who would like very much to spend some time with you. Taurus is more stable and grounded than you are, and can adjust to the ebb and flow of your emotional tides easier than most signs. Love Compatibility of Taurus with Cancer Cancer knows the way to your Taurus heart - through your stomach. This Crab will woo you with domesticity, and you'll be more than happy to be on the receiving end. You both strive for luxury

20 Signs That Your Drunk
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group. 7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!? 8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem. 9. Every woman you see has an exact twin. 10. You fall off the floor 11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive 14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!! 15. Roseanne looks good 16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass. 17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again. 18. You ha

11 Signs Ur Crazy About Someone!
Eleven: You walk really slow when you're with them. ___________________________________________________________ TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ___________________________________________________________ NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ___________________________________________________________ EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ___________________________________________________________ SIX: They're all you think about. ___________________________________________________________ FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. ___________________________________________________________ FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. ___________________________________________________________ THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. ___________________________________________

Signs The World Is Coming To An End!
King Kong ain't got s**t on these kids! I can’t even write around this one. Check out part of an AP report right here. Two thrill-seeking teenagers stabbed an adult acquaintance, took a blowtorch to his corpse and threw his severed head into a river, prosecutors said Monday as they charged the pair. Alexander Letkemann, 18, left, and Jean Orlewicz, 17, are accused of planning the slaying of a 26-year-old acquaintance earlier this month. The victim's hands and feet reportedly were burned with a blowtorch in a possible effort to conceal his identity. Canton High School senior Jean Pierre Orlewicz, 17, and Alexander James Letkemann, 18, ambushed 26-year-old Daniel Sorenson on Wednesday in a garage owned by Orlewicz's grandfather, Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy said. A tarp had been spread on the floor, she said. "They lured him in the garage, where they prepared a space to kill him," Worthy said at a news conference. Sorenson, who h

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party!" 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a toque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume t

Signs You're Really Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe. 5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch. 6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%. 7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 8. You receive care packages from Europe. 9. Your bologna has no first name. 10. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul. 11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 13. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice. 14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No." 16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.

25 Signs You Have Grown Up
25 Signs You've Grown Up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Di

Sign My Guestbook
Please take a moment and sign my guestbook... As I depart for an overseas detachment, I would like to see where everyone lives... You never know when I might pop up... Thanks for the love... Go Navy! Jay

Sign Traits – Iz Urz Right?
Sign Traits – Iz urz right? - ARIES (cardinal, fire, personal): assertively, impulsively, defensively, energetic, head down. "I am," assertive, individualistic, enthusiasm, pioneering, leader, competitive, action-oriented, defensive, aggressive, intemperate, violent, fiery, powerful, extreme, arrogant, uncontrolled and unrestrained, quick, passionate, determined, fresh, head/skull - TAURUS (fixed, earth, personal): resourcefully, thoroughly, devotedly, patiently, indulgently. "I have," sensual, affectionate, possessive, cautious, acquisitive, musical, artistic, stubborn, solid, earthly, strong, patient, sturdy, slow, kind, just, throat/neck - GEMINI (mutable, air, personal): logically, inquisitively, fast. "I think," curious, multi-tasking, talkative, sociable, duality, mercurial, whimsical, intelligent, restless, quick, informed, hands/lungs - CANCER (cardinal, water, personal): protectively, sensitively, clingingly. "I feel," sensitive, tenacious, family and

Sign For No Bsl On Pibulls And Rotts!
Sign for NO BSL on Pibulls and Rotts! Hey all! Please take a second to view the link and sign the petition. I did, and below is what I wrote with my signature. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/opposemnbreedban/?e We currently do not have any dogs, but we are prior owners of a male pitbull named Tito. He passed away due to someone speeding down our street that ran him over. He was a very well mannored dog, and even the cop that came to the crash scene had tears in his eyes because he knew how well we took care of out pitbull and said himself we make pitbulls have a better name since we were raising him right. He was the biggest "friendly bob" dog in our neighborhood, great with kids and adults. NEVER once bit anyone, NEVER once attacked anyone. It is not the breeds fault, it is the owners faults on how the dogs act. We need to look into training the owner and maybe licensing the owners, not punishing those who do take care and love these dogs the way they shoul

10 Signs Of Love
10 Signs u love someone TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Sign In A Business Window: Read To Bottom
SIGN IN A Business WINDOW: 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America !!!!!!!

Sign In A Store Window---read Asap
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS ...THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - -- -- - -- Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!! ! God Bless America

14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out *********************************************** 14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims t

Significance Of Ribbon Colors:
YELLOW: Amber Alert, POW/MIA, Troop/Military Support GREEN: Depression, Organ/Tissue Donation, Environment TEAL: Sexual Assault, Ovarian Cancer ROYAL BLUE: Arthritis, Child Abuse, Education PURPLE: Alzheimers, Cystic Fibrosis, Domestic Violence RED: AIDS/HIV, Drug Abuse Resistance, DUI (Drunk Driving) ORANGE: Leukemia, Racial Tolerance, Hunger BLACK: Gang Prevention, Mourning PINK: Breast Cancer GRAY: Diabetes, Mental Illness, Asthma/Allergies PEARL: Lung Cancer, Emphysema, Multiple Sclerosis Rainbow: Gay Pride, Same Sex Marriage Red White and Blue Flag: Fireworks Safety, National Support, World Trade Center Heroes, World Trade Center Victims, 9/11 Puzzle: Autism Awareness

A Sign
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways. The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to ca

Sign
that familiar buzzing. the sound of death is what it is. that blue glowing under the street lights. that faint buzzing that only just realized i pick out which house it is. the blue burning the cold. the death. curtains moving. engine revving. glancing back deep breath. and that buzzing. defines me now and forever.

Signs You're Part Of The Modern Age
- You try to enter your password on the microwave. - You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." - You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. - You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. - You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" - Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. - You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. - You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. - Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen. - You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. - The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. - Your reason for not staying in

25 Signs That Computers And The Internet Rule Your Life
1. You can't remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper. 2. You consider internet a basic utility. 3. Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV. 4. Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline. 5. The Internet IS your phoneline. 6. You carry a flash drivein your purse or pocket. 7. You carry a LAPTOP with you wherever you go-or you wish you could. 8. You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse. 9. Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world. 10. You've joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it. 11. You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group. 12. You've watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube. 13. You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don't, you simply

Signs
theres no way theres no exact point i give you everything and always keep something if you are always hiding how would i recognizeou you love me in the dark and sleep in spider webs signs my insecure part under a shining moon signs uniting ends figures without meaning signs

Signs You're At A Bad Renaissance Faire
Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Faire • The castle and village are made entirely of Legos. • Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg. • Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest." • Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes. • The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw. • Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents. • Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels. • You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge. • Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation. • Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off. • "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?" • Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!" • Jousting Crips & Bloods

Signs Your Child Might Be A Witch
Signs your child might be a witch Your child asks to use the broom to cleanse, I mean clean, their room. There is always a steak knife missing. Your smallest pan keeps disappearing and reappearing, and always smells like ashes and potpourri. All your candle holders are missing. They now enjoy going to the fabric store with you and they want thread, ribbon and cloth of every color of the rainbow. Their Christmas and Birthday wish lists consist of: a white or black full length bathrobe, blank journal books, window box herb gardens and a box of candles in assorted colors. You just figured out that every full or new moon your child asks to have 3 friends spend the night; and strangely they are very quiet all night. Your child now says "Merry Meet Again" every morning to you and whenever they leave they say "Merry Part". Your recipe cards are disappearing and when you do find them you can't make since of the recipe since it doesn't require any actual cooking. Your child

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RESTROOM SIGNS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT If voting could really change things, it would be i

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Sign Of A Dying Empire
Sign of a Dying Empire A Sonnet A sign of a dying empire: When conscripts are made of men who believed themselves to be free, the State is in decay. For when, in pursuit of glory and empire, the unwilling are made to die for ends acclaimed by Leaders who embellish with words on high, the Spirit has left the Nation and it's Soul is barren and dry. Such Empire is doomed to failure for Adventure has it's course, leaving for future generations an archaeological corpse.

Signs
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25 Signs U Have Grown Up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is t

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It's time for me to host another contest! Fairy Tales and Picket Fences! HAHA! I am an UBER CHEESY girl! (As if you didn't know this already!) The pic can be a salute, a tag, a graphic, a poem ...anything you have put together to help Tappinit and I celebrate....US! *roll eyes now* So the only requirements are that it includes our names... ~Tappinit & PebblesinAZ~ ...and is SFW! The contest will be open for 4 weeks and there will be lots of prizes to be won! Most Rates will win $50 however you wish to Fu spend it! Second in rates will receive $20 however you wish to Fu spend it! Third in rates will receive $200,000 FUBUCKS! Most Comments will win $50 however you wish to Fu spend it! Second in comments will receive $20 however you wish to Fu spend it! Third in comments will receive $200,000 FUBUCKS! I will leave the contest folder open and accessible by everyone BUT...the contestant with the most F/A/R referrals will also receive a BLING PACK &

The Sign Of A Good Dj Is Diversity, I Guess! :d
My departure, as supported and told by many of my friends, from Blue Orion Radio this past Saturday may have been the best thing I have done to try to branch out in different directions. Quickly, Stryke, picked me up and offered me a spot to DJ in his CLUB GLOW, nka as CLUB MYSTIFY, lounge beginning on Monday (which is now yesterday)...and, Diva, offered me a guest DJ spot on her SUNSET CAFE lounge on Sunday, which I thoroughly enjoyed spinning tunes. Both lounges offer a variety of DJs and members and it was interesting to cater to slightly differing audiences while not deviating too much from my playlist that I had loaded up. My playlist has been typically a bit of a mix of genres - soft & classical rock, country, rhythm & blues, humor, soul, indie, light metal, new artists, forgotten artists, top 40 artists, artist from UK & Australia as well, etc. This morning, it was sealed, with the Master DJ @ CELL BLOCK 69, that I would DJ with them as well. They are a bit of a diffe

Sign Up For Metal Fest A Ser And Hideout Gathering
SUMMER SLAUGHTER TOUR 2008 The Black Dahlia Murder, Kataklysm, Vader, Cryptopsy, The Faceless, Despised Icon, Aborted, Born of Osiris, Psycroptic, Whitechapel Saturday, July 26, 2008 at 4:30pm All Ages - 21 or older to drink Share on Facebook Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.com, and The Rave Box Office - 414-342-RAVE on sale now on sale now map & directions The finest in death metal and black metal collide for the 2008 Summer Slaughter Tour. Spearheaded by The Black Dahlia Murder, this lineup is sure to satisfy the most discerning metal fans intent on having their eardrums shredded. The Black Dahlia Murder produce a frenetic brand of death and black metal. Their harsh sledgehammer of sound has spanned three albums and countless driving, impassioned performances. As one of the more intense metal acts of the early 21st century, the band manages to infuse their scorching metal with blistering melody to provide a firm foundation for growling, raspy vocal sne

11 Signs You Know Your Crazy For Someone !!!
11 signs you know your crazy for someone !!! Body: Eleven: You walk really slow when you're with them. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾FIVE: You realize you'r

~ 10 Signs He's In Love With You ~
~10 signs He's In Love with You~ When you're involved with a man there's one question that often pops into your mind and that's what is he really feeling for you. Not all men are the great communicators we wish they were and it can be difficult to know if his feelings reflect our feelings. When you are wondering about what's going on in his heart and mind consider the 10 signs that he's in love with you. Recognizing these can help you determine what he's really feeling, even if he's not expressing it clearly. The most obvious of the 10 signs that he's in love with you is his desire to spend time with you. When a man is head over heels he'll find reasons to see the woman he adores. Even if it's for a mere five minutes at the end of the day, he'll make the time. On a similar note if he often texts, calls or emails you, he's got you on his mind. This is another sign that his feelings are pretty intense. Men are known to be very visual which is why they can't seem to resist lookin

Sign The Petition For Toxic-free Baby Bottles
Did you know that many baby bottles contain an unnecessary toxic chemical even though safer products are available? Sign this petition with me to tell the CEO's of the leading baby bottle manufacturers that consumers demand toxic-free baby bottles. Read on for more info: The evidence is mounting. After years of concern about the safety of baby bottles, children’s care products, and other food and beverage containers that contain the chemical bisphenol A (BPA), the verdict is in--and it’s not good. Yesterday the Canadian government announced it is planning to ban the use of BPA in baby bottles, and declared BPA dangerous.[1] And, earlier this week, the Los Angeles Times reported that the U.S. based National Institutes of Health (NIH) concluded that there is "some concern" that babies, fetuses, and children are in danger because BPA harms animals at the low levels found in nearly all human bodies.[2] Sadly, a recent study found this chemical in all five leading brands of

Sign Of A Dying Empire
Sign of a Dying Empire A sign of a dying empire: When conscripts are made of men who believed themselves to be free, the State is in decay. For when, in pursuit of glory and empire, the unwilling are made to die for ends acclaimed by Leaders who embellish with words on high, the Spirit has left the Nation and it's soul is barren and dry. Such Empire is doomed to failure for Adventure has it's course, leaving for future generations an archaeological corpse.

Signs....
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************* In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On another Septic Tank Truck: 'We're #1 in the #2 business' ************************** At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit, please back in.' ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..' ************************** On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 'Hello. Can we pick your nose?' ************************** At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We wa

Signs Of The Times
n a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait. In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. On a movie theater: Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child. In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. In a toy department: Five Santa Clauses, no waiting. On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. On military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. On a display of "You're my one and only" valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. In an appliance store window: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work. In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. In a clothing store: Bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. In a men's clothing sto

16 Signs Of Having A Bad Day
16 Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat looked better on you at the store You keep losing things You feel like you're always in the wrong place at the wrong time The boss chewed you out at work You got caught in the rain at lunchtime Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you You feel trapped Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think

Signs That She Is On To You
1. Your blood starts tasting like laxatives. 2. Your underwear has been dusted with itching powder 3. All of your mail has been forwarded to Nigeria 4. The stuffing in your pillow has been replaced with state potato chips 5. Your best pair of shoes have been filled with vaseline 6. The ringtone on your cell phone now plays taps 7. You try to get up from the toilet only to realize you are now at one with it 8. The money that was in your wallet has been replaced with play money 9. You are the topic at Sunday's sermon 10. The neighbor man is mowing his lawn with your prize garden tractor 11. You arrive early at your secret meeting place only to find your mother-in-law there waiting for you 12. Your lover can't meet you because she is to tired. She's been cleaning your house,running your errands,and last but not least your wife has her cooking your supper and babysitting your kids.

A Sign That Our Times Are Finacially Outlandish
Can you imagine losing your home over a $68 dental bill? That's what happened to one Utah woman. Sonya Capri Ramos says her Salt Lake City home was sold out from under her in 1996 to pay a collections agency seeking payment for dental work performed on one of Ramos's daughters. And despite the fact that she had made three years of payments on a $51,000 mortgage, the title changed hands for just $1,550 at a sheriff's auction. But the story doesn't end there: Ramos, 41, said she didn't find out that her home no longer belonged to her until two years after the sale. To date, she hasn't moved out. Instead, she said she continues to make mortgage payments on the home and is fighting what has become a decade-long legal battle to reclaim ownership. Began With Cavities Ramos said she bought her three-bedroom home with her then-husband Roger Bangerter in 1993. The couple used a $51,000 loan from Salt Lake City under the city's first-time home buyer program. Two years later

Signs
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GE

Signs She Is Getting Bored Having Sex With You
SIGNS SHE IS GETTING BORED HAVING SEX WITH YOU * After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." * Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. * Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?" * Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. * Only moans during commercial breaks. * Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. * Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. * Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. * You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. * Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. * During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." * Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. * Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. * Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. * Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?" * Boredom? So that's why she keeps def

Sign Petition For Chris Benoit
http://www.petitiononline.com/benoit08/petition.html EVERYONE THAT A CHRIS BENOIT FAN OR A WWE FAN PLZ GO SIGN THE PETION TO GET CHRIS BENOIT INTO THE HALL OF FAME. DO IT FOR ME PLZ. I LOVE ALL THAT DOES THIS FOR ME.

40 Signs That U Watch 2 Much Wrestling ! !
1.) You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle. 2.) You purposely blade yourself while shaving. 3.) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed "Honky Tonk Man" 4.) You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction. 5.) You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously. 6.) You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim Jim. 7.) You won't come out of your room until your parent's play your theme on the stereo. 8.) You Leapfrog over people while playing football, then turn around, and clothesline them. 9.) Every time you go to church you wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin. 10.) Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,

Signed, "sistuh Cross"
THE MINISTER COULD NOT HEAR ME for anything in this world. Though most of them are considered (or want to be considered) "next to GOD himself"... I beg to differ. I don't beg a lot, BUT in this case, it's imperative. He needed help... a friend of my aunt... my mother's sister, Rev/Bishop- George Henry Brewton (and wife..Elizabeth) needed help with getting his newsletter established in the new location (acquired from the local liquor store owner) ; so I helped. I considered it a venture into volunteering IN MY COMMUNITY. I had recently returned to the community where I grew up as a child. After many letters to his contacts in Arkansas and Kenya, attendances at OPERATION PUSH and hobnobbing in the Beverly area of Chicago; I told him not to submit his solicitation letters with my name at the bottom. I told him NO TO call me "sistuh Cross." I was still trying to find my "in-laws" ... my last hisband's family. They are devout Muslims. Their name is known across the country for the newspaper

10 Signs That You're Dating A Commitment-ready Guy By Caroline Presno
10 Signs That You're Dating a Commitment-Ready Guy By Caroline Presno, Ed.D., P.C.C. Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 2, 2008 Are you ready for a relationship that is going to lead somewhere without you being led on? It's time to start weeding out the commitment phobics and put your time and effort into men that are looking for the kind of relationship you want -- one that has a future. If you're interested in getting married, ignore these at your own risk. Here's what to look for: 1. His friends are married If you are interested in a guy, check out his friends' left hands to see if they have wedding rings on. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. If all of his friends are still single and in the "party-with-the-boys" phase, that's a bad sign. 2. He's financially secure Studies show that men who own a home are

Signing The Papers
In March I caught my husband cheating and packed all my stuff and put it into storage and moved away. I stuck around thinking i might could salvage the marriage of only five months. The bitch he ran off to cuz she makes more money than I has it coming to her with Karma he has a habit of doing this and she thinks she is all that and more an has told me she will win i need to move on. It is amazing the stages you go thru when your heart is broken and how you actually lose yourself. The one who breaks your heart calls and you drop what your doing to see what they want odd how that works. Woke one morning and found myself and realize i was in the healing stage finally! Told his sorry ass he could get a job and pay for the divorce or have his new love do it for him because I refused to pay for it. On June 27th, 2008 I went to the mail box and wow the Ass paid a lawyer to file the papers, he has lied and didnt mention the reason for the divorce was because he was marked a Cheat

Signs You Are Addicted
Signs You Are Addicted You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

Signs Of The End...do They Matter?
When I was a lad,a few years back,my Daddy would always say that time does not wait on anybody,and times coming are going to be worse then ever before...Did you know that a quake hit LA today?Did you know that at the same time,a hurricane is pounding China?Did you know that the head of Homeland Security said today that in a few days,the security level in this country more than likely will be raised again?I was born and raised in a church,yeah,I know,look what happened with that one,but have read about signs of the end...belive them?Are you a believer?Have you wondered how true any of this could be? Why are terrorists so ready to kill us all?Why can't you walk alone at night anywhere?There is one simple solution to all of this negative activity...Just get "FUBARRED" Love you all,peace,and good wishes to each and everyone of you!!!

10 Signs That Your Man/son Is On The Dl
I saw this and i thought it was funny cause I've seen this before. thought I'd share it 10. He Likes To "Pretend" To Dance Like A Woman. While a 50 Cent or Jay Z song is on, they on the wall looking mad. But, as soon as Beyonce comes on, he is all over the dance floor poppin' his booty and doing it better than you girl. Yeh, you think he's playing and trying to make you laugh. But child he's really not. Besides ladies, you don't want no man, who be poppin his booty to beyonce. That's a no no. 9. He's Always With His Best Friend. I mean always together like two females. Always working out together, always on the phone together. And, you as the girlfriend wonder why he spends more time with his best friend than with you. Cause donkey you are his cover up. And, as long as he is with you, no one will think that he is gay. Wake up sister! 8. He Picks An Argument With You For No Reason. And, then leaves the house for hours. He does this so he has time for the both of you and his

Signs
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit, please back in.' ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' ************************** On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee : 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.' ************************** On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and

Sign Up For Special Events Team!!!
Attention:: All 2nd Alarm Hottie Members We are looking to keep the hotties and on top of the charts for all female groups... With this in mind, we are putting together a new special team for special events... This team is self-exploratory. This team of girls will plan, promote, organize, and run any events the hotties are planning. So if you've been looking to become more involved now is your chance!!! Please submit a private message of interest to be considered for this new team. All members and officers are encouraged to apply. Just click the link below... Home of the 2nd Alarm Hotties Not a member of our all female group yet? Let us know you'd like to be nominated! Home of the 2nd Alarm Hotties

Sign This Please If You Agree With It
Fuck MTV ------ from the Petition........ God damn it. Nothing is sacred. MTV (which hasn't been relevant in years and has given us such cultural milestones as The Hill's) has announced it will be remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Was anyone asking for this?! I mean the original is no cinematic masterpeice but it has retained a sort of dirty do-it-yourself charm. There are no great special effects, there are cheesy sets and a cheesier script. But thats its charm. That's why people of all ages keep turning out in theaters in the place I now call home and just about everywhere else in the world. This isn't a re-invention for the masses of teens unfamiliar with the original. Whenever I go to see Rocky in a theater or on stage most of the audience is teens. So why!? Money would be the obvious answer. No surprise there. MTV has always been about exploiting the youth market and now it's about packaged nostalgia. A low even VH1 wouldn't have stooped to. Disgusting.

The Signifigance Of The Date 12-21-2012
1507 days, 8 hrs, 46 mins, 10 secs left for Age of Transition to begin! "The Hopi and Mayan elders do not prophesy that everything will come to an end. Rather, this is a time of transition from one World Age into another. The message they give concerns our making a choice of how we enter the future ahead. Our moving through with either resistance or acceptance will determine whether the transition will happen with cataclysmic changes or gradual peace and tranquility. The same theme can be found reflected in the prophecies of many other Native American visionaries from Black Elk to Sun Bear." - Joseph Robert Jochmans 3rd Rare White Buffalo Born on Wisconsin Farm Fri Nov 23 14:19:00 2007 Map of Mayan Civilization centres Cusp Of Great Cycle We are living today in the cusp of the Mayan end times, the end of a galactic day or time period spanning thousands of years. One galactic day of 25,625 years is divided into five cycles of 5,125 years. The Great Cycle of the Mayan Lo

A Significant Gathering
A SIGNIFICANT GATHERING The PowWow is an American Indian gathering focusing on dance, song and family celebration. Traditionally, it is a celebration presented by one tribe or band to welcome and honor others. PowWows are usually three day weekend events and people may travel great distances to attend. The main PowWow season is summer (traditionally beginning with a PowWow in March in Denver), however there has been a resurgence of PowWows in the last decade, making it possible to attend a Powwow every weekend year round in North America. All people (including non-Indian people) are welcome at PowWows and are encouraged to attend one, as experiencing a PowWow can be a valuable and fascinating cultural experience for non-Indian people unfamiliar with our neighbors, the Indian people. There are several different kinds of PowWows, though the two most common are known as traditional and competition PowWows, respectively. In traditional Powwows everyone who participates in the dance o

Sign For Baby P
I doubt if anyone in the UK has missed the shocking news of baby P, sadly again another child slips through the net of people that are suppose to look after such vulnerable children. Baby P was 17 months old and was used as the papers put it as a punch bag for his sick mother, who spent her time on the internet in porn sites, her boyfriend and their lodger. Baby P was seen 60 times by social workers and doctors, they failed to spot anything wrong with him, even when he was seen again and had 50 injuries after 8 months of torture. Words just fail me on this .... but even more shocking this little lad was on the child protection register and still no-one did nothing. The people that should have been protecting this little boy the social workers, doctors that all saw him and did nothing STILL HAVE THEIR JOBS! they let him down, no 2 ways about it, and they should be made to pay, some may say but it wont bring baby P back! I disagree they should be sacked all of those professio

18 Signs Ur Falling In Love
: iF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!! [THIS IS ALL SO TRUE] EIGHTEEN you get so jealous when someone comment them saying they are cute SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around ELEVEN: When you think about them,your heart beats faster but slower at the same time TEN: You smile when you hear their voice NINE:When you look at them,you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them SEVEN: They're all you think about SIX: You get high just from their scent FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're loo

Sign The Petition
Another lawsuit attempting to obtain a copy of Barack Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate was thrown out Friday by a judge who said there was "insufficient evidence to indicate that the public interest supports" the document's release. Judge Bert Ayabe upheld arguments from Republican Gov. Linda Lingle's office, which, inexplicably, has fought tooth and nail to protect the birth certificate from public scrutiny even though it remains the key to establishing whether the man elected to be the next president is actually eligible under the Constitution. Ayabe ruled that Andy Martin, the man who filed the suit, did not have standing under state law because he did "not have a direct and tangible interest in the vital statistic records being sought, namely the birth certificate of President Obama." Yes, you read that right. The judge in the case not only denied the motion, he also elevated Obama to the presidency before the Electoral College votes and before the Inauguration takes place

Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Presents
1. There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q- Tips". 2. They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper. 3. They hire a Gambino family hit man to break Santa's kneecaps. 4. You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney. 5. Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!!". 6. Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay. 7. Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford. 8. They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam. 9. You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed. 10. They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?" HAPPY TUESDAY......HUGZ TO YA..!!!!!!!

Signs Of Being Scammed
I would like to begin by welcoming anyone that has searched the Internet attempting to discover if the person you have been talking to. Might be a Scammer! I have in the past written a blog on how to determine if you are involved with a scammer. This blog is on the same level of explanation, with one exception. I would like all that read it to come away feeling they have the answer they suspected, or they now have and idea on how to find out on their own. ************************************** STEP ONE - CONTACT INITIATED; The first thing to look back on and to put into perspective. This person that you now have doubts about. What was the messege in his first email to you? A) Did the email actually relate to you or your profile? REVIEW TO QUESTION A. SCAMMERS SEND MULTIPLE EMAILS WAITING FOR A RESPONSE FROM THEIR INTENDED TARGETS. THE WORDING IN MOST CASES WILL NOT EVEN READ AS IF THEY TOOK THE TIME TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT Y

10 Signs The Case Is Too Long
Top Ten Signs That This Case Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . . 10. You start making crank calls from the phone in the operating room. 9. You figure out how to reprogram the new EKG monitor and have now set a new world record score for Pong. 8. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tower. 7. You page the nursing supervisor to the OR STAT, and when she runs into the department, tell her you need her to get a hamburger and fries for each member of the scrub team *note--they REALLY hate it when you do that* 6. You vow that you will smash the CD player with a traction weight if you have to listen to the surgeon's favorite CD one more time. 5. You have a paper airplane war with anesthesia, using parts of the old chart. 4. Suddenly, anesthesia's jokes are actually FUNNY. 3. You turn the thermostat up to 80 degrees just to see if it will get the surgeon to operate any faster. 2. You invent a new game ca

18 Signs She May Be Cheating
Women can be extremely cunning when they're trying to conceal a huge secret, including hiding an affair from their significant other. In some cases, their best friend may not even know what's going on. But even the craftiest of women may show signs of extracurricular activity or unusual behavior; you just have to learn to pick up on them. It goes without saying that there are more obvious signs of a cheat, like staying out late and being dodgy about her whereabouts or phone calls. But there are other signs that aren't so obvious and, if you aren't prepared, you might miss them. However, seeing one or more of the following behaviors is not a clear sign that your girlfriend is cheating. The only true indication is when you confront her and she fesses up. So, without further ado, here are eight signs that your lady could be cheating on you. 1- Her approach to sex changes Forms of this sign can range from wanting to try new positions to becoming more dominant in the bedroom

Signing Day!!!
Feb 4, 2009 Three Lebanon High School football players will be making their college decisions official at 11 a.m. today. Justin Britt is set to become Lebanon’s first NCAA Division I football signee since Mike Wehner signed to play at the University of Miami in 1993 when he signs a letter-of-intent to play at the University of Missouri. Britt accepted a scholarship offer from the Tiger coaching staff on June 16. Lebanon seniors Phillip Archer and Ryan Howerton will sign to play football at Lindenwood University at 11 a.m. today. Also scheduled to sign letters-of-intent today are senior golfer Josh Helton with Central Methodist University and senior cross country runner Michael Weis with Missouri Southern. Mikey Jennings signed to play baseball at College of the Ozarks on Dec. 11. Several other Lebanon athletes are expected to sign to continue their athletic careers in the upcoming weeks.

18 Signs Of Falling Inlove
EIGHTEEN you get so jealous when someone comments them saying they are cute SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time TEN: You smile when you hear their voice NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them SEVEN: They're all you think about SIX: You get high just from their scent FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them FOUR: You would do anything for them! THREE: You blush when u hear their name TWO: You were

Signs You Won't Win American Idol
10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein 9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?" 8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium 7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben" 6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards 5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops" 4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets 3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag" 2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand 1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask

Signs Lol
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' ************************** On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tire Store 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' ************************** On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.' ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see

Signs Of Time
skies of gray skies of rain hides the tears i cry today my heart yearns for your true love id like to fly with wings of doves why did you go my darling go seeing you leave just maakes mw weep. skies of gray skies of rain just fills my heart full of pain will you come back to me some day or will you just stay away

10 Signs You Just Might Be Addicted To Fubar!
So there I was sitting here on Fubar the other night when this new idea for a blog just came to me! So here it is the top 10 signs you just might be addicted to Fubar! I hope you find this as funny as my hubby did! 10. Instead of screaming out your hubby's real name during sex- you scream out his Funame. 9. Instead of calling each other hunny or dear you refer to each other by your Funames. 8.You reward your kids good grades by buyin them bling. 7. Whenever your kids bring home artwork, you rate them according to the Fubar cherry system. 6. If you have ever tried to pay any of your bills including Rent with your Fubucks. 5. There is more money in your Fuaccount than in your real bank accout-- GUILTY! 4. You spend more money on blings and VIP than food. 3. You have ever offered a booby or a vajay jay salute in exchange for a VIP or a Fupony. 2.You log into Fubar after your kids have gone to sleep and you don't log out until they are gettin up and gion to scho

The Signifyin' Monkey
Way down in the jungle deep, The bad ass lion stepped on the signifyin monkey's feet. The monkey said, "Muthafucka, can't you see? Why, you standin on my goddamn feet!" The lion said, "I ain't heard a word you said." Said, "If you say three more I'll be steppin on yo muthafuckin head!" Now, the monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree. Bullshittin the lion everyday of the week. Why, everyday before the sun go down, The lion would kick his all through the jungle town. But the monkey got wise and started usin his wit. Said, "I'm gon' put a stop to this ole ass kickin shit!" So he ran up on the lion the very next day. Said, "Oh Mr. lion, there's a big, bad muthafucka comin your way. And when you meet, it's gonna be a goddamn sin, And wherever you meet some ass is bound to bend." Said, "he's somebody that you don't know, He just broke a-loose from the Ringlin Brother's show." Said, "Baby, he talked about your people in a helluva way! He talked about your people till

Signs Of Trouble....
Signs of trouble in emails from someone. 1. too wordy -- worse even than me !!! lol 2. she is at risk of insanity creep via a sequence of events 3. hornet's nest impact -- backpeddling 4. escalated .... after refusing 5. I called bluff & she freaks out 6. She should fast adjust with those you trust 7. Up/down disorientation evident

Signs You Should Have Been Sisters Instead Of Best Friends
So my best friend and I were joking around and I have decided that yes, we should have been sisters instead of best friends. 1. When you live in different states and you call each other discussing clothes and you realize that you both have bought the same identical things without consulting each other. 2. When you can complete each other sentences unintentionally when just walking into a conversation that's half way through. 3. When you can buy each other clothes that fit perfectly without having the other near. 4. When people call you by the others name regardless of your hair color, glasses/contacts, weight gain/loss etc. 5. When people see you with the others boyfriend and based on the significant others description they presume you are that one. 6. When your best friends mom calls you both her daughters and occasionally calls you by the others name. 7. When you trust the other enough to dye your hair even when they're mad at you. 8. When the children call t

10 Signs That You’re Dating A Commitment-ready Guy By Caroline Presno
10 Signs That You're Dating a Commitment-Ready Guy By Caroline Presno, Ed.D., P.C.C. Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 2, 2008 .. Are you ready for a relationship that is going to lead somewhere without you being led on? It's time to start weeding out the commitment phobics and put your time and effort into men that are looking for the kind of relationship you want -- one that has a future. If you're interested in getting married, ignore these at your own risk. Here's what to look for: 1. His friends are married If you are interested in a guy, check out his friends' left hands to see if they have wedding rings on. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. If all of his friends are still single and in the "party-with-the-boys" phase, that's a bad sign. 2. He's financially secure Studies show that men who own a home

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend." - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don't need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

50 Signs Of Fibromyalgia
50 Signs of Fibromyalgia:1. pain2. fatigue3. sleep disorder4. morning stiffness5. cognitive or memory impairment6. irritable bowel7. chronic headaches8. TMJ syndrome9. numbness and tingling sensation10. muscle twitching11. skin sensitivities12. dry eyes and mouth13. dizziness14. allergic symptoms15. mitral valve prolapse16. heel or arch pain17. brain fatigue18. painful periods19. chest pains, noncardiac20. depression21. panic attacks22. irritable bladder23. multiple chemical sensitivities24. joint hypermobility25. suicidal26. personality changes27. lightheadedness28. disequilibrium29. severe muscle weakness30. intolerance of bright lights31. alteration of taste, smell, hearing32. low frequency, sensorineural hearing loss33. decreased painful sound threshold34. ringing in the ears35. exaggerated involuntary rapid eye movement36. changes in visual acuity37. intolerance of alcohol38. enhancement of medication side effects39. intolerance of previously tolerated medications40. severe nasal

25 Signs
25 Signs That You Have Grown Up 1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5.You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6.You watch the Weather Channel. 7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup." 8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10.You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13.Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16.You take naps from noon to 6 PM 17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the

Signs You Mite Be Canadian
Signs You May Be A Canadian 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movies, not lines. 2. You pronounce the red sauce as ketchup, not 'cat sup'. 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,I just spilled my poutine." 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. 5. You drink pop, not soda. 6. You know what it means to be on pogey. 7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!" 8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen. 9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. 10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheapplace to travel to and has good cigars. 11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fixit instead of telling them to stay out of it. 12. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has ever had sex and don'twant to know if he has! 13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. 14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway

Sign Up
ADOPT A STONER !!!!HERE IS YOUR CHANCETO BE IN THE AUCTION U MUST CLICK ON THE SIGN UP BANNER BELOW AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOGBE SURE TO READ ALL THE RULESWELCOME TO FUBARLOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS ??CLICK THE BANNER BELOW TO ENTERREAD ALL RULESTHE AUCTION WILL BE JULY 11TH AT 7PM EST TIME~ SSS RADIO STAFF HOLDS THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY ENTRY FOR ANY REASON ~ENTRIES MUST BE IN ON JULY 10TH AT MIDNIGHTTO BE ACCEPTEDSCROLL DOWN FOR RULESIF YOU WANT TO OWN SOME OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN & MEN ON FUBARTHEN COME ON OVER TO~ SECRET SMOKERZ SOCIETY ~MUST ME PRESENT FOR AUCTIONTHE AUCTION WILL BE JULY 11TH AT 7PM EST TIME~~~ RULES ~~~~~~~~~~ YOU MUST BE A MEMBER OF THE LOUNGE TO

Signs Of Blood Clots & Stroke
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters.... S. T. R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

The Signs Of Love
Miss you so much, my heart you touched, the signs of love. Willl be glad of more time together, a bond that can not be broken or severed, being with you i treasure. Hard times to deal with something i can live with, your the only woman i want to be with. Hope you feel the same, iam captured in your frame, without you, i would not be the same.

Sign Me Up For Cloneing!
Ok So i was just watchin a vid on youtube bout a dude that wanted a clone of himself n it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!!!!!! I need a clone of me so the doctors can amputate his arm n leg n put them on me! How fuckin awesome would that be!!! lol. ok so now im startin to think bout the hell frankenstine's monster caught, but hey they can transplant faces, so why not arms n legs im sure its been done somewhere. Anyways that was just a random thought i had lol. But if they start cloneing people like in multiplicity sign me up!

Signs Of The Diabolic
Black miracles the signs of the diabolicThe puzzle's in your mind and all you've got to do is solve itThe thirty third degree of the crucifixionShimhemforosh speak the words to invoke the spiritsBlack miracles the signs of the diabolicThe puzzle's in your mind and all you've got to do is solve itThe thirty third degree of the crucifixionShimhemforosh speak the words to invoke the spiritsThe words inscribed in my rhymes are like Masonic templesI've traveled distant lands to make my pact with the DevilMy fascination with the macabre it be the starting journeyAnd as my fascination grows I feel my soul is yearningAnd all of this started inside the wombI felt confined so I escaped into another living tombSatanist are born, they're not made like a ChristianAnd all my life all I really got is criticismBut I chose my own path to the leftAnd as I search for the next level I found faith in deathI found faith in a series of filmsI pass time to escape my pain and bring me great thrillsAnd soon my

Signed Up!!!!!
I did it! I just got back from signing up for Networking Technician (Net+) classes. I will not know my start date until I talk to the lady at DWS, but I know the days of the week and the times my classes will be held on.Tuesday: 6 PM – 8 PMWednesday: 8 AM – 12 PMThursday: 11 AM – 3 PM (with a lunch break in there somewhere)Friday: 8 AM – 12 PMI already have two different books that I have been reading through, so we will see how things go. What is really nice about this is that I go at my rate, at the longest I will be in school for 10 months shortest 2 months.Well I'm off to finish reading my E-Mail and then lunch. Have a great day!

Sign Up For Auction!!!
ADOPT A STONER !!!!HERE IS YOUR CHANCETO BE IN THE AUCTION U MUST SIGN UP BELOWAND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOGBE SURE TO READ ALL THE RULESWELCOME TO FUBARLOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS ??READ ALL RULESTHE AUCTION WILL BE AUGUST 28TH AT 7PM EST TIME~ SSS RADIO STAFF HOLDS THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY ENTRY FOR ANY REASON ~ENTRIES MUST BE IN ON AUGUST 27TH AT MIDNIGHTTO BE ACCEPTEDSCROLL DOWN FOR RULESIF YOU WANT TO OWN SOME OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN & MEN ON FUBARTHEN COME ON OVER TO~ SECRET SMOKERZ SOCIETY ~MUST ME PRESENT FOR AUCTIONTHE AUCTION WILL BE JULY 11TH AT 7PM EST

Signing Up For The Squad
This blog is for signing up for the Zombie Squad,if you haven't read what we are about read the blog titled "The Zombie Squad - Wnat 2 join? What we are about" if you've read that and want to join just leave a comment in this blog saying that you want to join up and I will begin the process of making your card after figuring out what rank and division it is that you wish to join up to.

Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
# Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.# He actually *does* have your tongue.# You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.# Cyanide pawprints all over the house.# You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.# As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.# Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."# Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"# Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.# You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.# Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.# Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.# Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.# You find a piece of paper labelled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."# Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.

15 Signs You Are A Drunk
15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile.14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile.8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.3 - Your liver, in a fi

Signs Of A Healthy Relationship
People in a healthy relationship encourage each other to become all that they are capable of becoming. Individual growth is vital for growth as a couple. Although each person desires the other, each can survive without the other. The two people are equal in the relationship. In a marriage the husband and wife are equal but different. A confusing and often contreversal concept, but true. Each person in the relationship has a truly separate identity; they each give and receive without losing their separateness. They also allow the other person to have friends and to do things with their friends separate from them. Each person assumes responsibility for his or her own level of happiness and refrains from blaming the other if he or she is unhappy. Two way communication is vital. The two people In the relationship are able to have fun and play together; they enjoy doing things with each ot

Signs
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5 Signs He Isn't Over His Ex--- Ladies Apply This -- It Will Save You Some Heartache... Same Goes 4 Guys
Do you ever get the feeling that there are three people in your relationship – you, your guy and his ex? Does he still talk or email with her often? Or maybe he holds an unhealthy grudge, or seems preoccupied with what she’s doing now? If any of these scenarios sound familiar, it may mean that he hasn’t completely let go yet. How can you tell if he’s not really over his ex? Tina B. Tessina, PhD, psychotherapist and author of Money, Sex and Kids: Stop Fighting About the Three Things That Can Ruin Your Marriage offers five warning signs: 1. He wasted no time before jumping into his next relationship. If you started dating this guy shortly after his latest breakup, there’s a good chance he’s not completely over his ex – no matter what he says. “There are hopes and dreams we have when we get into a relationship that we lose when we lose that relationship,” says Tessina. “It takes some time [to get over those things].” She p

14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
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I believe in signs. I know it might sound silly, but I absolutely believe in them and believe everything happens for a reason and people are the way they are for certain reasons. Just like the movie. That he swung at every pitch and that little girl left water all over the house and in the end, all for a reason. I also like, and believe, in horoscopes and things of that nature. Anything like that. I have a few things up on my Facebook like that. And I pay close attention to those kinds of things. As well as when I'm having a hard time and need a sign, and a specific song comes on the radio that just fits and makes sense like it was playing specifically for me. I believe in all of that stuff. Today on the way home from work, Rascal Flatts' song "My Wish" came on and I just starting sobbing. Things have slowly been falling apart for me, all year, but specifically the last 2 months. And it's slowly taking it's toll on me. That song was the song my first, real, true love played for me whe

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The Signal
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As they say hindsight is 20/20. With that in mind, what are some signs you should have paid more attention to in the beginning of a relationship? Why did you dismiss them at the time? Are there certain signs, positive or negative, that you consiously look for now? Why? Details please. As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

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In the United States today, our public schools are not very good at educating our students, but they sure are great training grounds for learning how to live in a Big Brother police state control grid. Sadly, life in many U.S. public schools is now essentially equivalent to life in U.S. prisons. Most parents don't realize this, but our students have very few rights when they are in school. Our public school students are being watched, tracked, recorded, searched and controlled like never before. Back when I was in high school, it was unheard of for a police officer to come to school, but today our public school students are being handcuffed and arrested in staggering numbers. When I was young we would joke that going to school was like going to prison, but today that is actually true. The following are 18 signs that life in our public schools is now very similar to life in our prisons.... #1 Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has announced that school officials

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Do you love liberty and freedom? If so, you better watch your back. The control freaks that run our society are stripping away our liberties and freedoms a little bit more each day, and lately they seem to be particularly focused on coming after those that are not "integrating" into the system. Just like the rest of the western world, America is being transformed into a "Big Brother" police state control grid. Nearly everything that you do is being watched and monitored. A whole host of organizations know that you are on this website right now. If you want to go to an NFL game next weekend, there is a good chance that you will be on the receiving end of an "enhanced pat-down" and if you are producing raw milk on your farm there is a good chance that the feds will show up for a pre-dawn raid on your property. In many areas of the country, the government forces us to shoot our kids full of vaccines and implant dangerous microchips in our pets. Virtually wherever we

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Sign Of The Times Ii...and A Memorial Day Special.
First of all kids, have a happy and safe Memorial Day, especially those in the upper midwest and in the southeast that got smacked with the backwards Tropical Storm....and it's HOT!..anyways, just wanted to say hey and leave you with some "sign of the times" thoughts this holiday weekend. Figured I'd share something for ya all on this holiday. Big time player/fake/old/con/whatever it is coming soon...stay tuned...remember, I can't make this shit up..lol..peace.

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14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
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34 Signs That America Is In Decline
Michael SnyderEconomic CollapseNovember 30, 2012 The United States is clearly in an advanced state of decline. Many people around the world (and even inside America) rejoice at this, but not me. I mourn for the country that I was born in and that I still love. Yes, the United States has never been perfect, but the Republic that our Founding Fathers started truly has been a light to the rest of the world in a lot of ways over the centuries. Unfortunately, our foundations are badly rotting and our nation is collapsing all around us. Many Americans like to think that the United States is greater today than it has ever been before, but the truth is that America is like a patient that has stage 4 cancer that has spread to almost every area of the body. Our nation is being destroyed in thousands of different ways, and more distressing news emerges with each passing day. This article will mainly focus on the economic decline of America, but much could also be said about our social,

10 Signs He Is Just Using You For Sex
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Source: Michael Snyder, BLN Contributing Writer The U.S. health care system is a giant money making scam that is designed to drain as much money as possible out of all of us before we die. In the United States today, the health care industry is completely dominated by government bureaucrats, health insurance companies and pharmaceutical corporations. The pharmaceutical corporations spend billions of dollars to convince all of us to become dependent on their legal drugs, the health insurance companies make billions of dollars by providing as little health care as possible, and they both spend millions of dollars to make sure that our politicians in Washington D.C. keep the gravy train rolling. Meanwhile, large numbers of doctors are going broke and patients are not getting the care that they need. At this point, our health care system is a complete and total disaster. Health care costs continue to go up rapidly, the level of care that we are receiving continues to go

Signed, Sealed, And Delivered - Peter Frampton
Like a fool I went and stayed too long Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours Then that time I went and said goodbye Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours Here I am baby Oh, you've got the future in your hand (signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours) Here I am baby, Oh, you've got the future in your hand (signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours) I've done a lot of foolish things That I really didn't mean Hey, hey, yea, yea, didn't I, oh baby Seen a lot of things in this old world When I touched them they did nothing, girl Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours, oh I'm yours Oo-wee babe you set my soul on fire That's why I know you are my only desire Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours Here I am baby Oh, you've got the future in your hand (signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours) Here I am baby, Oh, you've got the future in your hand (signed, sea

Signing The Contract And The Subsequent Presentation
The 50-year-old, who led Newell's Old Boys to the Argentinian Clausura title last season but recently severed ties with the club, has agreed a two-year contract at Barca where he will replace Tito Vilanova.Barca announced on Friday night that the 44-year-old Vilanova was stepping down as he continues his battle with cancer. "FC Barcelona have reached an agreement to appoint Gerardo Martino as the new coach of the football team for the next two seasons . This agreement is pending the drafting and signing of the contract,''Wholesale jerseys a statement on fcbarcelona.cat read."In the coming hours [a programme will be planned for] his arrival in Barcelona, signing the contract and the subsequent presentation.'' A host of coaches were linked to the vacant position with the Spanish champions, including Luis Enrique, Andre Villas-Boas, Marcelo Bielsa, Michael Laudrup and Guus Hiddink, who yesterday resigned as coach of Anzhi Makhachkala.However, Martino emerged as the favourite over the we

10 Signs You Might Be A Redneck... :d
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Sài Gòn đón Xế độ Bmw Z4 2009 Nào
Có một giải pháp là thay đổi bộ điều khiển ECU (Electronic Control Unit), thay mới lọc gió, tăng hiệu suất cho luồng khí nạp. Song song đó là hệ thống giải nhiệt turbo nguyên bản trên Z4 cũng được thay thế bằng bộ giải nhiệt mới. Công đoạn cuối cùng là đổi hệ thống ống xả mới thoát khí nhanh hơn. Vậy BMW Z4 sDrive35i nguyên bản sử dụng động cơ 3 lít với tăng áp kép Twin Turbo cho công suất cực đại 306 mã lực với mô-men xoắn 400 Nm nhưng để tạo sự phấn khích khi lái, một người chơi xe đã nhờ nâng cấp thêm công suất cho xe. Ngoài nâng cấp động cơ,

Sài Gòn đón Xế độ Bmw Z4 2009 Nào
Có một giải pháp là thay đổi bộ điều khiển ECU (Electronic Control Unit), thay mới lọc gió, lốp ô tô tăng hiệu suất cho luồng khí nạp. Song song đó là hệ thống giải nhiệt turbo nguyên bản trên Z4 cũng được thay thế bằng bộ giải nhiệt mới. Công đoạn cuối cùng là đổi hệ thống ống xả mới thoát khí nhanh hơn. Vậy BMW Z4 sDrive35i nguyên bản sử dụng động cơ 3 lít với tăng áp kép Twin Turbo cho công suất cực đại 306 mã lực với mô-men xoắn 400 Nm nhưng để tạo sự phấn khích khi lái, một người chơi xe đã nhờ nâng cấp thêm công suất cho xe. Ngoài nâng cấp đ̕

Significance About Specialist Packers And Movers Throughout House Move
Right now, transferring from destination to one more turns into frequent in this way of life. Folks adjust in one spot for a yet another as a result of different factors similar to greater knowledge, excessive residing expectations, transform within task, move, and so on. Nevertheless new house purchase together with finish carrier and suitcase just isn't a straightforward work. It provides quite a few bothersome pursuits like providing merchandise, looking merchandise. transporter, running and unloading associated with things, and many others. These items help make men and women total tired and as opposed to experiencing think involving brand-new existing spot, many people turn into weary and tensed. Within this circumstances, support involving specialists could possibly be the good support. You will find more and more taking and things transport firms employed in The indian subcontinent typically referred to as this packers and movers. Persons will take the create their own new house

Significant Packaging Products And Valuable Strategies For Property Stuff
Taking would be the trickiest job inside just about any moving. It is just a difficult and also intricate. Nevertheless right taking furthermore will save you things via doable destruction inside moving. Consequently, this have to be accomplished meticulously and perseverance. Number of household possessions need to be jam-packed in several techniques having suitable things. At this point look at a number of widespread things and critical load up strategies for family things. An average household has various goods and appropriately load up these individuals you'll need to have kinds of supplying things. Very first you must help make an index of goods that you would like for you to adjust for your brand new property and buy providing items in line with the record. Cardboard packing containers, providing document, bubble wrappers, relocating bedsheets and silicone shields, repairing video tape, brands indicators and extra padding components are typical products in which you have got

Significant Rules For Making Self Applied Separation Secure And Quickly Feasible
Separation is probably the the majority of disturbing responsibilities inside our existence. We've got to perform amounts of essential work opportunities to accomplish move. There are several transferring businesses supplying materials top quality supplying and transferring companies but also for anyone it's not feasible to employ these individuals. There are various individuals transfer their property simply by self applied to save lots of a number of considerable income. For anyone who is likewise planning to make the move and also have made a decision to take action by means of unique you ought to be very wary regarding safe practices of your respective useful things. Many significant points are generally next that will help for you to very easily deal with by yourself transferring. Within home separation, providing will be the crucial associated with secure and effective transport regarding possessions. Thus bunch all of your things meticulously and devotion. Very first help ma

Significant Packaging Products And Helpful Methods For Residence Possessions
Providing would be the trickiest process within any type of separation. This is a frustrating and also difficult. Yet correct supplying additionally helps you to save items coming from probable deterioration within separation. And so, this should be accomplished meticulously and commitment. Selection of house items need to be loaded in a variety of techniques using proper things. Currently check out several typical things and significant wrap up tricks for family stuff. A normal house includes a number of goods and correctly load up these you will probably will need varieties of packaging things. 1st you must produce a summary of goods that you might want to help move in your fresh dwelling and get packaging items using the record. Cardboard cardboard boxes, taking document, bubble wrappers, shifting covers and rubberized shields, mending mp3, marking indicators and support components are standard items which you need to bunch your house stuff greatest. Providing is usually a d

The Significance Of Precious Stones Between Ancient Beliefs And Modern Symbols
Since ancient times, gemstones are much more than their outward appearance for their highly symbolic meaning . In all cultures the name and meaning of gems have a meaning that goes beyond the purely aesthetic value . It is often rare and valuable stones , and certainly not to everyone , and that in fact they were a symbol of power and strength. Real and principles of every culture has sported them for centuries and even today the gift of a piece of jewelry(Fashion Rings) is something that goes beyond the mere gesture . Give a ring to his love , for example, is a way to express their feelings : let us see what are the meanings of gemstones. Let's start with what are called even by gemologists " precious stones" for their properties , characteristics and history : diamond, ruby , emerald and sapphire. The meaning of the diamond

Sig Pics And Stuff
I guess I am pretty flattered in an odd sort of way. i was trolling about the other day (last night) and i came across a profile i'd never seen before and the first comment by a user had a image on it that i knew very well... why? because it was one of the lame ones I made to tell people i found their pic or profile a perfect 10... it's truly lame compared to the sparkle tags and whatnot that others have used, but i liked it because it was bright, colorful, and mine so here it is by this other person and i found myself thinking.. hey.. that's kind of cool. I wonder if anyone else has taken others i have put out there /shrug just needed something tomake this day look a little brighter

Si Iata Ca A Rasarit Si La Mine Soarele
Si iata ca a rasarit si la mine soarele . Strada mea a fost inorata prea mult timp , insa niciodata nu-mi pierdusem speranta .Totul a venit pe neasteptate . Nu am stat nici o secunda sa ma gandesc , dar daca nu este ea asa cum vreau eu ? ! Dar cum vreau eu ? Asa cum este ea , dulce , respectuasa , grijulie , atenta , glumeata , sensibila , optimista . Si atunci am realizat ca nu reusesc sa-i descopar defectele , chiar daca le-ar avea cu siguranta o voi iubi si mai mult doar pentru ca nu este perfecta . Imi place cand rade , ador zambetul ei si vocea ei calda cand imi spune buna dimineata ! Ador sa ma trezesc langa ea , sa-i aud respiratia , sa-i simt pielea pe pielea mea si sa ii simt mirosul de care nu ma satur . Langa ea am invatat sa fiu mai bun , mai iubitor si mai fericit . Datorita ei am invatat sa privesc doar partile frumoase ale unui om , am invatat sa inving orice , sa-mi depas

3 Sijos
3 Unrelated Sijos ** When your eyes sweep shut, no reflection remains of my soul Let me take a look at you when the mirror again swings my way Perhaps there was something there that I missed the first time around ** Could I have been mistaken about the nature of this dream? I once saw the faint edge of tomorrow flicker within my view I have long since come of age yet still I cannot quell my rage ** Remember the fears of Nuclear Years we knew when we were young? Over one million soldiers are deployed in a land called Kashmir What happens a world away still affects you every day

Sik
Ok so i found a sik ass techno club (yea i know dont gimme shit) called Spin in san diego. I'm there every friday an saturday night. Its the loudest club around with a kick ass atmosphere. If good times, good music is yer thing cum on out an hang! Oh by the way did i mention it's open till 4am? FUCKIN WOO HOO!!!!!!

(sik) Bombsquad
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Si|kenbitch Has Bragging Right's
It is with great pleasure that I tell you all that effective immediately, I will be taking over the position of General Manager of Bondage Radio. So feel free to stop by http://www.bondageradio.com and check us out. We have a free members section, live chat links so you can interact with the DJ's and members or Guests, a listen now link that will connect you to our live feed radio station, and numerous other features to keep you coming back for more. I look forward to having you all drop in for a visit sometime soon. Si|ky

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(sik) Family
This family is to care for each other in contests. We will help each other when family calls. We will bomb each others photos to help out. We will also help family level up if they ask. We will not tolerate any bombing cheaters. If you are caught cheating then you will be kicked out of the family. Wanna join feel free to contact me. Fear The Grunts (SiK) Family Founder @ CherryTap

Sikki Nixx Gets Down @ Dirty!!
Woot!!OMG!! Another Rock Report!! Are ya psyched?? LOLLast night I was invited to Sikki Nixx's 39th birthday party held at the Dirty club on NW 3rd and Couch. What a night!! There was music, drinks, friends and pole dancing a-plenty!!There wasn't a band playing, just a DJ making a mockery of a lot of great rock songs. (oops sorry, my personal opinion)Sikki, and wife Gen, looked as if they were having a great time mixin and minglin with the huge crowd that showed up to wish Sikki a Happy Birthday.Sikki is 39????Just a few friends!!Oh yeah, did I mention pole dancing?? LOL

Sikness
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Si|ky's Announcement
After to long an absence, Si|kenBitch is returning to her broadcasting roots, stepping back into Bondage-Radio as DJ`Si|k. Bondage-Radio is the First fully licensed Adult, Alternative, Fetish Radio Station on the web. No fetish is to kinky at Bondage-Radio, and we do not believe in alternative lifestyle bashing. The Bondage-Radio philosophy is simple, SSC, Safe, Sane,and Consensual. So if you are looking for a place to explore your personal sexuality, and enjoy awesome music, check us out. We look forward to chatting with you all soon. Join me, DJ`Si|k, Every Tuesday 8PM to Midnight, & Friday and Saturday evening 6PM to 2AM EST. To learn more about the Bondage-Radio family and friends, use the following link, http://bondageradio.com To chat LIVE visit http://www.bondageradio.com/chat To tune in LIVE visit http://www.bondageradio.com/choose-your-player Or if you use WinAmp as your chosen player, http://www.bondageradio.com/listen.m3u Bondage-Radio has a full Free members section

The Silent Tear
THE SILENT TEAR It comes at night when no one is watching. It comes so soft, that it barely has a feeling. When it comes, your heart is at ease. And the only thing that is on your mind, is Now the agony can finally. Leave As you gaze into the emptiness that fills the air. A Droplet tends to fall. While your memory races back to the time When you thought you had it all. You try to hold in what is deeply within your soul. But the burning is so intense; that you just Can't help but to let it go. During the night a stain is made. And at the same time all your pain is able to fade. The only true feeling that you feel, is the wetness of A drop that is left by a single tear!!!

Silent Symphony
I'd rather kiss the dew drops lying abandoned upon the eyelids of memory than stare into vacant promise. close your eyes... Dive with me from this precipice. Lie with me in this chasm. Embrace this transient repose, my love. exhale... Could we sing our praises to the wind, watch time float by as we surrender, suspended? hush...

Silence
I see you take a picture of me I promise I will be silent I see you write my name On your wall of fame You pronounce my surname Differently With a hidden hint You give me new names To answer to New calls to pick up New shoes to try on But they are not mine They dont belong to me And yet Im still silent Like a river at night You want me to come out In day light But its too bright for me Im used to hiding In the cold darkness of night When it comes to love I wont help you Because I cant even Help myself http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=758552

Silent Tears
Last night before went to bed Thoughts of you filled my head I have not cried this way in many of years Onto my pillow fell six silent tears The first was for your smile that I miss And your tender lips I long to kiss The second was for your gentle face And thoughts of your loving embrace The third came as no suprise As I thought of your beautiful eyes The fourth came rolling down my face Instead of my pillow, it should be you in it's place. The fifth came for one reason alone I felt my love for you wasn't fully shown I really love and miss you my dear And there just fell...the sixth silent tear

Silence
i thought you to be the one but you made my life a living hell you brought more pain then you took away you brought more tears then you wiped away so in the depths of the night in the dead silence i put a knife to my throat and i made it bite deep to end my pain in the silence of the night

Silent!!!!!!!!!
I never wanted the sunshine I never wanted the rain I did not ask for these feelings And i never wanted this pain I never ask for forever I never wanted you lies I never asked to be left with these bad-wrecking cries I did not ask for the moon I never wanted the air I never asked u to love me I never ask u to care I never asked to love u I never asked to fall And give to u my all I did not ask for the world or the heaven above I never asked u for somthing but i always longed for ur love

Silence
Silence The young fight you with all their might… With imaginary worlds, With showdowns at noon, With parties of tea and cookies… And as we grow we run to you... Depend on you…. Crave every second of you… In what moment do you change from dreaded boredom to peaceful respite? When do we begin to see you as something we have far too little of? Time is the answer to this and all things… Time wears on the soul of man and woman alike… As the gentle water will tear through the hardest of rock Time shows us our imperfections unceasingly, unerringly, and unmercifully… You are the brief moment between the tears, You are the precious minutes we take to see ourselves, You are the few hours away from our obligations to others, You are the eternity we face once we are gone. We begin hating you because we begin with no past, no pain, and no self We end loving you to forget these same things… You are our enemy transcended to our savior Silence, thy mome

The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

Silent
You have come here in pursuit of your deepest urge, in pursuit of that wish, which till now has been silent, silent . . . I have brought you, that our passions may fuse and merge - in your mind you've already succumbed to me Dropped all defenses completely succumbed to me - Now you are here with me: no second thoughts, you've decided, decided . . . Past the point of no return no backward glances: the games we've played till now are at an end . . . Past all thought of "if" or "when" - no use resisting: Abandon thought, and let the dream descend What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desire unlocks its door? What sweet seduction lies before us . . .? Past the point of no return, the final threshold What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no return . . .

Silent Dance
Standing alone dancing in the moonlight my mind whirling through the dark abyss that shadows my securities when we don't talk I can hear the music, thought it is faint scared to death that one day soon, I'll have heard your voice no more I dare not move on as I spin beneath the stars in this moment, silent moment, all i can see is you as I close my eyes and twirl in the breeze i pretend you are near wrapping your arms around me and telling me I should no more fear you have come to rescue my inner voice and my voice cries out to you I want you, I miss you, all I can do is dream about you. scared to move on, for fear of what i might miss I stop my silent dance. breathless i reach and the further you get an aching, sinking feeling compe and into the darkness you fade then, again i hear your voice, and into the darkness i run desperate for your touch but unfortunately your voice is the only comfort i get.

Silent Cries To Bus A Nut
Two Lost Cherries meet Same stare in each others eyes Loud thump As their bodies collide He's hard as hell She's wet as hell A constant struggle for power Constant force used when he pumps she throws it back the harder he pushes the more arch she places in her back tilting her hips catching it all till he touches her cervix pounding softly stroking harder as the sweat falls off of his body and lands on her stomach creating a pool of love juices that only fucking can make Two Lost Cherries expressing there point of view The lessor of the two Now she's in total control Showing strength she's on top grinding rowing plucking that clit while jumping up & down all on his dick Showing force That force rolling over Goliath Like the first wheel Like a rock down a hill Up and down Increasing speed as it goes down Goliath lays back Unable to fight off the attack Covering his face and eyes almost punked out cause she's no where near time to cum Two lost

The Silence Of Help
I hear the silence of my soul, When the light of night is deeply falling, Inside my head the dark will fall, And put away the one I'm calling. Fear of the pain I start to feel, In the lonely braked heart of mine, And fall on me like burning steel, Preventing my weaked life to shine. An answer, I call beyond the night, Looking the truth of what I'm feeling, Trying to release me from this dark light, And take away what in my heart is drilling. Nothing I found to bring me the day, Just more questions I start to hear, Is this te price I have to pay? To have the one I love instead of fear. Trought the way where rise my live, I try to find the bright that makes me live, There I lost the one I want to my wife, And in my full happiness I stop to believe. Help, I scream looking for her voice, The silence of her eyes is what I obtain, There I try to make a better choice, But she's all I got on my empty brain. What have I done to suffer so much? Is there a rea

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." *Some Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.*

Silent Treasures-friendship
Occasionally we meet someone in your case, someone I have always known; Someone who quite easily makes our heart their home. It is a special friendship when words don't have to be shared; It is a blending of two hearts just knowing the other one cares. Someone who gives your heart a lift and makes your day like new; I count it a treasure to have found that friend in you.

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. --anonymous--

Silent Words- Scars Of Life
Inside alone This world's coming down on me again Nowhere to run to As these twisted thoughts flow through my head I never wanted to break away Can't help that I don't feel the same And now I'm standing here Asking myself if I'm to blame These silent words you'll never hear These frozen thoughts will not appear And I'm breaking down inside of me Still no one sees I stare into myself I'm scared Of what I just might find A reflection of my past Something I've always tried to hide Now my life is coming apart Why must I always be this way? Now I'm standing here Asking myself if I'm to blame These silent words you'll never hear These frozen thoughts will not appear And I'm breaking down inside of me Still no one sees I can no longer take this The pain that lives inside of me Must find a way to erase this So I can finally breathe These silent words you'll never hear These frozen thoughts will not appear And I'm breaking down inside of me Still no one

Silent Storm
Silent storms ignite in my heart Lightning flashes through my soul. Longing for that electrified touch. To bring forth that spark of love. Silently the storms engulf me And a silent lust awakens and consumes me. Begging for release, wanting to be free From the storms that are simmering within. By Sheila Christian

Silence
Silence rings loudly in my ears, Listening brings me joyous tears. Listening not with physical ears, Hearing joys, and feeling fears. Listening with the heart, Of a greater whole, being part. The sound of silence loudly rings, Peace to the souls is what it brings. Listen to the joyous sound Make the joy abound. Becoming part of a greater whole, Being one with the Universal soul.

Silence
I have to gone to war with myself Even victory is a loss from here How I came to this, I do not know Misspoken, mistaken, something has been interrupted Memories mean nothing to me When nobody's here with me You are not my enemy Yet still we fight to the death If anything, I've been your shadow all this time Which leaves little left to pursue I am zero, tomorrow, merely a concept Without someone to believe in me I am no more From up here I can barely hear the waves Yet I view their glory And prepare to join them All that's left for me now is silence Deathly silence The purest sanctuary Here in my afterlife

Silenced With An Angered Heart
Anger! Frustration! No where to go No where to turn All I want to do is... scream n cry! Nothing comes out not a sound ... Why!!?? All I want to do is ... tell everyone But I cant ... I cant scream I cant cry I cant tell anyone No one Knows n No one Understands

The Silence Of Pain
Right now, my heart is in my bone hands. I am not asking you to move. But right now you could save my life. It was so simple. I left it wide open for you. And then it fell. Shattering at my feet. The devistating sound of my tears. All done with a sigh and an "I don't know" Green eyes look at you, and I am left as I was before, lied to , hurt, and only myself to blame. You could have saved my life tonight. Instead you listened to the radio, Left me alone with glass shard tears. Each one screamed your name. All to the silence of my pain.

Silence
Pfc Thomas Hewitt, 22, Army KIA - Oct 13 1st Squadron, 89th Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division Temple, Texas ** Thomas died on Oct 13th from injuries sustained during a Sept 26 incident in Baghdad, during which an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. Sgt Gene Hawkins, 24, Army KIA Oct 12 14th Engineer Battalion, 555th Combat Support Brigade Orlando, Florida ** Gene died from injuries sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near his RG-31 Mine Protected Vehicle. Capt Shane Adcock, 27, Army KIA Oct 11 3rd Battalion, 7th Field Artillery Regiment, 25th Infantry Division Mechanicsville, Virginia ** Shane died from enemy grenade fire in Hawijah. Sgt Justin Walshh, 24, Marine KIA Oct 11 8th Engineer Support Battalion, 2nd Marine Logistics Group Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio ** Justin died Oct 11, of wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar on Oct 5th. Sgt 1st Clas

Silence Is Golden
Speech needs company; silence needs solitude Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself Speech demands respect, silence commands it Speech is self -_expression; silence is self-experience Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it Speech is human; silence is divine Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence. We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront

Silent Lucidity~~my Song For Feeling Better
I hate when someone who is my friend, or who I love feels down, or when I feel down & out..something about this song makes me feels better and gets me through the tough times.. So to anyone who feels down and out, or just loves this group..this is for u!! With love Dianna ~~SILENT LUCIDITY~~ QUEENSRYCHE Hush now, don't you cry Wipe away the teardrop from your eye You're lying safe in bed It was all a bad dream Spinning in your head Your mind tricked you to feel the pain Of someone close to you leaving the game of life So here it is, another chance Wide awake you face the day Your dream is over... or has it just begun? There's a place I like to hide A doorway that I run through in the night Relax child, you were there But only didn't realize it and you were scared It's a place where you will learn To face your fears, retrace the years And ride the whims of your mind Commanding in another world Suddenly you hear and see This magic new dimension I- w

Silent Mouths
Silent mouths, talking hands, Spread joyful words throughout the lands. The mind speaks in a common tongue, One of silence that knows no bounds. Thoughts sweep across the valley as the setting sun. Conversation but no sounds. Our hands act out those thoughts we keep, Inside our heads meant never to speak. A soundless language shared throughout the lands, With silent mouths and talking hands.

Silence
Silence There’s silence… Before me…behind me…all around me. Feel like I’m going out of my mind… All alone in a world of nothing. I can’t speak… And I don’t dare breathe… Feeling it might disturb the silence! But wait…what’s that? I hear a bird singing… As I stir from my slumber… For a moment, I was at peace… Now… I’m home. Rhiannon 10-11-96 revised 1-8-04

Silent Words.
these words...simplistic and drenched with truth they're sitting between my lips seeking for the right moment...waiting in fear my heart is screaming for them to escape my head is holding them capture I'd give anything to whisper them to you softly for you to know...and realize all that I hold inside

Silent Screams
Silent screams Soft, desperate, minuscule but audible But often forgettable To the deaf and the crude As so shall the waves Meet the coast every now and then Humanity will silently ponder on desperation And carry on with their silent screams We silently scream not to be heard But we still want to speak up Of life and its various messages Of lost in translation!!!!! For the soul is in an eternal prayer Astonished and as I lay here For what good is a candle When the lights come on The pain inconsequent The sorrow of no bearing The mind of no peace But the soul in silent prayer What difference may we draw? From the acts of desperation Or the milder requests of help Both remain in the dark and in silence Be it the unaccepted body The spiteful mind The unforgettable pain Or perhaps the burdened soul We may run and hide Strike and redress Until we seek refuge in hope And will have courage To make a silent scream

Silent Victim - Excerpt From "in Other Words"
Silent Victim Eventually he will stagger, in his usual way Drunken and mean like most any other day. He speaks to her so cruelly, tells her vicious lies. Shows no concern or caring that he makes her cry. And when of this he finds him weary, then he will raise his hand. She wonders every night now, how she could have loved this man. He doesn’t bring her flowers, or even a sweet hello. Just calls her names and beats her, raining on her blows. She won’t take another beating, who knows where it will end. Won’t go back to the doctors and sit there and pretend. And then there is the baby, she now has deep inside. Will he turn on that one to and make it always cry. Tonight she decides its over, he will not touch her now. Reeking of other women, his body holding her down. She sits and waits alone now, no one to tell her no. Waiting as she watches, looking out amongst the snow. Headlights in the drive way, her heart tied in knots. Worried of her survival, worries of being

* Silence *
A gentle, loving, peace-filled silence is here and now in this moment. It has always been this way. It is always here. It is right here within you and all around you, a stillness, an apparent void, a seeming nothingness out of which everything arises, exists, and eventually returns. You know this. You have felt this. There is nothing more than this. You are this. This is not some esoteric spiritual jargon about some new age philosophy or any religion or belief. There is nothing here which is mystical. There are just these words and you and the silence. This is real, now. This is right here in you, every single moment of your life. This pure silence contains you, your being-ness. This silence allows the entire universe to be. All existence, everything that is, all matter and energy, all thought is contained in this silence. This is what some have called Truth, Infinity, Reality, Enlightenment, Nothingness, Spirit, True Self, Consciousness and Love. This is a mystery beyond mind, beyond

Silence
the silence that surrounds me threatens my very soul it tears at me constantly spilling over into this empty hole the soul that you broken the spirit that longs to take flight the wings that are fluttering looking for a way in this darkened night the stars that shine are flickering they are dancing on the breeze they call out to me to join them i watch them dance with such ease i watch them in the dark i have to smile and look above to the heavens and the creator and its then i know the meaning of love for so long i was mistaken thinking i was doing something wrong but listening to the wind it sings to me my own little song one that the master meant for me for only my ears to hear knowing that i am in His hands ends all of the doubts and fears

The Silence
I am drowning in the silence. This quietness I can no longer stand. At one time I adored being alone. But now crave the attention from another. The silence drives me mad It makes me think. Think of the worst. I cant take it. With all these thoughts. I feel I will burst. I sit in a room. All alone. Starring out the window. To the darkness outside. Its the silence that drives me mad. Can I? Will I? Just pull the.. Wait I can't. What am I thinking. Great now I'm talking to myself. What is wrong with me? Nothing, I'm fine. I'm just not all there. Being alone for so long. No one there for me. No one to care. Whats the difference. Its always been this way. How come its never been this bad. Only because the silence now drives me mad? Its makes me think. And I think hard. I don't like this feeling. Just let it go away. I have butterflies in my stomach. And I feel so much pain. Pull the.. Slash the.. Swallow the... I can't. Damn am I insane

Silent Screams
Your eyes are open but they don't see what your oblivious existance is doing to me You live in your own little fucking world What would happen if you were hurled into reality - You'd sink then you'd drown understanding why your actions drag me down. You'd think twice about the person I am beneath before letting "I love you" escape your teeth What more am I but a warm body in your bed? Please just tell me what goes on inside your head when you're fucking me Anything at all? I'm more than just a pretty porcelain doll to show to your friends and keep under glass for you to admire - a fine piece of ass After all these years you don't know who I am? Did you even try? Do you even give a damn? The girl you're in love with doesn't exist I've pushed you away and tried to resis letting you lift me up where I don't belong You've got the wrong girl you've got me all wrong. I've tried to explain my feelings to you but your head's so far up your ass I can't get throug

Silent Screams
How hard can someone try to please someone else? I've tried and failed Can't tell you how that felt My emotions are bubbling Is it really too troubling to watch your daughter cry? I can feel them the tears are coming My skies are darkening getting greyer What in the hell do we have to say to her to make her see we're not playing around? I'm listening to this and silently breaking without a sound How far will I go to please all of you? Will I continue until there is nothing left? I don't even know but that's it I bet Everything you say reaches my ears but instead of consoling you turn away from my tears You take one last look at me What is it you really see? Quizzical looks and stares I have endured but those from you are the hardest to bare Now you scream and yell where once you insured How far will I go to sacrifice? To listen to the backstabbing stories and lies? Will all of this kill me? Guess that's for you to decide Do you st

The Silent Soldier
The Silent Soldier I wear no uniforms, no blues or greens. But, I am in the military, in the ranks rarely seen. I have no rank upon my shoulders. Salutes I do not give. But the military world is where I live. I am not in the chain of command, orders I do not get. But, my husband is the one who does, this I cannot forget. I'm not the one who fires a weapon, who puts his life on the line. But, my job is just as tough, I am the one left behind. My husband is a patriot, a brave pride filled man. And the call to serve his country, not all can understand. Behind the lines, I see things needed to keep this country free. My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me. I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life. But, I stand among the silent ranks known as THE MILITARY WIFE.

Silenced Questions
Why don’t your eyes just look Without drawning in everlasting guilt? Dead promises my dear Why? No one last kiss no one last glance When my love When do nightmares become dreams? When do you betray Your death? When did you leave us Why? No more silent questions Darnkess stirs into long forgotten answers How? No more memories Chasing you to death Vague shades death conscripted you An army of decaying dreamers They left They just just and only Left Bullets of sorrow Are suffocating my thoughts Take them don’t leave Give the war just stay I can still hold you raise us to the sky Though you've already left Though you're already gone I used to remember I used to feel every even more Beat of your heart The one thing I feel now Struggling dancing My mind fights in your war No more icy glances please How can your eyes go Where I cannot follow you? How can you dance Without Moving a single foot? How my dear How can you leave me

Silence
Silence Silence... a trap for all this energy stirring, whirling, ferocious. anxious, fearful, in strangled oppression- trapped; ready to burst. but there's so much here so much to offer, so much to say, share- who will be ready, receiving, willing- able to endure wise enough to understand.... appreciate all I know. it's lonely here, with this knowledge- a curse. humankind too busy like ants, to look upward, to notice more than dirt and food.

~*silent Cradle*~
Silent in my sanity I live safe inside my cell In the darkness that surrounds me I see my own special hell Comfort in my suffering Feeling warm inside this pain Before I was coming down on me I come on down again I let you win, you come on to me And you're so brave A chewed out lighten candle Fell in my cool and empty grave Cradle falls I live safe inside my cell In the darkness that surrounds me Unholy walls Cradle falls, unholy walls Cradle falls Silent in my sanity I live safe inside my cell In the darkness that surrounds me I see my own special hell Comfort in my suffering Feeling warm inside this pain Before I was coming down on me I come on down again You woke me out of my secret grave You let your pretty world in Cradle falls I live silently inside my cell You woke me out of my sin Unholy walls You woke me out of my secret grave You let your pretty world in Fall... Now you're in my world Did yo

Silence Was My Weapon. (poem)
Yeah I wrote another poem...hope you like it. Silence was my Weapon.... I sit and I say nothing at all Silence is my choice weapon Your lies had spilled over and my intelligence was questioned. You promised me forever with love. And you thought I believed Because I chose to sit in silence You continued to deceive In the dark cover of night You took to your lovers arms You bestowed her with your kisses and she succumbed to your charms In the midst of the cool breeze I stood outside with my rage and pain The moon illuminated your deception and our marriage vows where shamed I watch her moan at your touch So beautiful in her linen and lace Hair like gold spun from heaven A whore, with an angels face. Sun had begun to arise Your whore left your warm side There you peacefully laid As she kissed you goodbye the shock on your face Oh how the mighty have fell You begged for your redemption I hope you burn

Silenced Hearts
Those who Dreamed Spirit winds.... play the melody as drums beat the rhythm of silenced heartbeats.... Sand Creek... Wounded Knee.... Faceless silent dead Whose screams are never heard..... Another time..another place.... that never comes...never leaves... always there... Which hearts can hear this? It does not take a designated blood quorum.... Does anyone care? Or does the daily existance of this life silence the heart to sob anymore? Who cares that a woman's breasts were cut off and worn as a ornament to decorate a soldier's hat? Does anyone cry over the death of that breastless dreamer? We have told the stories.... Shared our fires... Given warnings.... And in the silence of the mountains I hear the whispers of the winds... who say....It shall be played again.... No one knows how to light the fires anymore...to warm the spirits... I stand...against the winds..

Silent Hill Or Just Like Heaven
lol. guess what. i love netflix. lol. so another dvd. told you. its break. i plan on doing very little outside of work. =) still have hte hills have eyes uncut, and just like heaven. since i am watching w/ my "him" i can guess which he wants to see. lol silent hill was super creepy. but a good movie. wasnt a big fan of the game but gave the movie a chance.

Silence Is Golden, But Duct Tape Is Silver...
"God Created The Earth, Duct Tape Holds It Together" Well next to an old dog or your ol' lady, a Rednek's best friend would have to be Duct Tape. The uses for duct tape are limitless. In my years I have seen DT used for so many different things it ain't even funny. Some of the uses I have have seen are as follows: To Recover Furniture To Train Men To Improve The Looks Of Your VehicleGive Your Vehicle Racin StripesEven Women Use It For A Under A Buck Boob Job____ The uses are limit less. So I have included on this blog a crap load of ways to use duct tape for those of you who don't have an imagination... 1. Hanging posters. 2. Decorative b

Silent
Tears run silent and tears run deep Tears come to you when you can't sleep Some run quickly and some run long There are just times you can't feel strong Hope runs silent and hope runs deep Hope can oftentime make you weep When you find hope, it may stand groundYour mind will listen for that sound Love runs silent and love runs deep Love is something you want to keep When you find the love that you need Then you'll no longer have to plead Feelings are there for you alone Inside you is where they belong Your heart is yours for you to keep Let it run silent and let it run deep

Silebt Tears
Silent Tears A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

Silent Biss
In a silent Biss I lay In the grond To where i dream of you forever that when i fall you Help me up and when i bleed you kiss away all the pain when you show your love there you will forever love me .......... Baby its okay i know you really put me in this forever dream of a never ending love And i know...that if i was to ever awaken you would but me back in the grond that you layed me in .....I know your love was never true But to be with you when I was alive was the real dream but nothing in our love was real the only thing real Was the pain the one ture pain you gave to me The hate of my forever love for you By Grace Aka Me

Silent Moments
SILENT MOMENTS I SPEND THINKING OF THE SMILE YOU WORE ON YOUR FACE AS YOU WOULD COME TO ME AND PRAISE ME FOR PLEASING YOU. I FELT THE CHAIN TIGHTEN AROUND MY NECK AS I WALKED THROUGH THE LONG HALLWAY THAT LED TO WHAT ONCE WAS THE MASTERS CHAMBERS. THE TIES STILL TO THE BEDPOST AS THE LEATHER STRAP RESTS IN YOUR HANDS MAKING ME DROP TO MY KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS AS I KISS THE FEET YOU WALK ON. I GAZE UP INTO YOUR EYES AS YOU PULL MY HAIR RISING ME TO MY FEET. INSTUCTED TO THE I FELT THE TIES BIND ME AS THE LEATHER STRAP STIKES MY BACK SEVERAL TIMES. I FEEL THE STING FROM THE BLOOD AS IT TRICKLES DOWN MY BACK AS YOU PULL THE CHAIN ON MY NECK TIGHTER. I FEEL THE COLD METAL AS IT IS INSERTED FAR INTO MY ASS AS I AM LEFT THERE FOR HOURS TIED FACE DOWN, SPREAD EAGLED, GAGGED AND BEATEN. I KNOW NOT TO CRY FOR I HAVE FAILED YOU. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT NOW I MUST THINK OF WAYS TO MAKE IT BETTER AND PLEASE YOU MORE. HOURS LATER I HEAR YOUR FOOTSTPS AS THEY WALK THE NARROW HALL.O

Silent Prayers
He Cries... Mommy... I want Daddy... Tears streaming down his face. She holds him. Yet, He doesn't find the comfort he seeks in her arms.. He yeans for his love..for his touch...for peace. She rocks him... Just as his Daddy once did. His tears subside...he's falling asleep...her pace slows.... She hears "Rock more Daddy." Her paces quickens and her eyes close... Her prayers begin for the son she now holds... "Please bring his Daddy home." She lays in bed, Tears flowing down her face... He hears her cry again... That little boy's prayers begin for his Mommy's pain to end. "Please bring my Daddy home."

Silence Is Deafening...please Do Not Overlook This
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Silent Death
i was standing there without a care and he whisered here, now, silently i move with him his hand in mine against the tree he pushes me pressing his lips to mine a hand slips beneath my shirt as he finds the plump orb that brings him such delight as he traces my lips with his tongue i open to him seeking moaning softly his kiss leaves me gasping and dragging in air my skirt begins to slide up my thigh his callused hand searching chills scurry down my spine everytime everywhere its the same my body rushes to that escape my thoughts scatter as he plunges in a soft scream escapes as my nails dig in faster and harder he goes from head to toes all senses kick in sensitive now everything is pleasure the soft whisper of the wind on my naked skin the not so gentle tug in my hair arching my back i beg for more knowing anticipation building of the moment when the silent death happens and i begin again.

Silent Reprise By Bruce Romanis
Silent Reprise written by Bruce Romanis Silent Reprise are awesome and my friends they made my life have a reprise of it’s own after I got to meet them in person I was going through a personal hell and when they played live I briefly forgot my troubles from the time I was going through my personal hell they’re the nicest and coolest bunch of friends a guy like me could ask for and they rocked my afternoon that day and it’s a day I’ll never forget and their music is totally awesome Sally is a awesome and wonderful bass guitarist I just hope she doesn’t decide to leave the group and Sean and Jamie the Brothers who are totally awesome as well Jamie knows the drums like Matt Sorum from Velvet Revolver and Guns N’ Roses knows the drums I consider him to be that good on the drums Sean is a awesome guitarist as well so is Ari and he does the most coolest solo on the guitar when it calls for the solo I look forward to the day they play gigs at the big day out and other big event

Silence
Be still and know. All new learnings, all ideas about new things, creativity, daydreaming and mental effectiveness come to those who learn about silence. All warriors know about the power of silence. All Elders know about stillness. Be still and know God. Meditation is about the place of silence. This is the place to hear God's voice. We can find tremendous amounts of knowledge in the place of silence. This is the sacred place of God. To seek the vision quest may take years and Creator will say when the time is right. Being still and quiet are good things at times. When we hunt for food it is good to seek the game with silence or little noise. Other times we need to bite our lips to keep from speaking against others so we need to look to Creator and inside of ourselves for the answers. If we do not then we will not find the answers we seek. Thank you for always being here to help me when I am troubled or not. Thank you also for the Elders I can confide in about peopl

Silence
Silence © 2001 T. Hantel You lie there looking vacantly At something I can't see You lie there and I'm asking you To talk to me A single phrase like 'get away' Would do to make me stay A single phrase like 'what the hell' Could make me yell You lie there and I'm standing here It is my fault I fear You lie there, you don't say a word I know you're hurt And silence crawls ... Like fog in slowmotion And silence crawls ... And shrouds all emotion And silence crawls ... Between us like a serpent And silence crawls ... And pushes us apart I try to get your point of view I see that you can’t argue Hands clamped tightly over ears Restraining tears We have a problem. Is it me ? I have to make you see That you just won‘t get out of this Clenching a fist (Refrain)

Silence And Lies
Silence can be deafening; but could it also be a sign of lack of strength. Meaning, those who remain silent are nothing but cowards in life. There are many examples of this in life around us. A person who is entitled to a raise or a promotion never fully pursue it. They often have fears they will be subjected to ridicule and thus never truly go after a well-deserved position in their own life. Relationships fail miserably because of silence and there are several examples of this, so many that it would take an enormous amount of time to write them all! Short listed some are due to lack of silence about financial concerns, to have or not to have children, to continue or not to continue a relationship, leaving emptiness to the partner or even both partners. Ironically, the words I love you, perhaps the most powerful words in any language, are said frequently and are not always meant! Silence cannot only hurt yourself, but it can hurt someone you care about. Walking awa

The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. ****God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft****

Silent Whisper
SILENT WHISPER I SEEN THIS GIRL STANDING THERE FROM AFAR LOOKING SO BRIGHT AS A NIGHTLY STAR GORGEOUS FROM HER HEAD TO THE SOLE OF HER FEET SO BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE'D MAKE ANY MAN'S HEART BEAT HER SKIN LOOKS SO SOFT AND HER BODY SO WARM SO SWEET AS HONEY CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY A SWARM I KEEP WONDERING IF I WILL EVER GET MY CHANCE TO SHOW HER IM A TRUE MAN WITH DREAMS OF ROMANCE HER SMILE SO BRIGHT IT LIGHTS UP MY DAY HER LIPS SO SOFT LOOKING IN EVERY WAY HER LITTLE JOY OF LAUGHTER MAKES MY BODY SHIVER AND WHEN I THINK OF US TOGETHER MY BODY BEGINS TO QUIVER I DREAM OF NIGHTS ALONE WITH HER UNDERNEATH THE RAIN SHARING IN OUR CLOSENESS AND ESCAPING THE PAIN THE PAIN THAT COMES FROM JUST BEING ALONE THESE ARE MY SILENT WHISPERS TO GOD PLEASE BRING HER HOME I CANT STAND NOT HAVING HER IN MY ARMS EACH AND EVERY NIGHT TO ONEDAY MAKE HER MY GIRL WILL BE MY FORVER FIGHT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THESE ARE TEARS OF SORROW OR TEARS OF J

Silence
nothing ever seems right eternity shines upon me my time will never end every minute is a century every fake smile cuts me your love and innocence have always been gone the person i thought you were was nothing tell me why do you do what you do does the love of the gods not shine upon you sweat rolls down my head leave me alone im scare for myself our children would have been dead flesh lifeless like you are the only thing that ever saves me is silence

Silent Hands
Learn my language, My beautiful native language Hear my hands Hear my music and story Learn my language Speak to me with your hands Share my beautiful language Hear my silent hands We have a tale to tell, A song to sing Open your eyes And hear me speak.

Silent Wispers
It’s cold outside with rain coating everything with ice. As I walk I feel it tugging on the warmth of my breath. Time crawls and it seems that it will almost stop. I am at peace with what is to come. I always have been. As I walk it brings back memories of a place where I have yet to go but yet I can still remember. I listen to the silence and it wraps around me like a blanket. Silence has always comforted me. It reminds me of a choice I made so long ago. It reminds me of home. It doesn’t come as a surprise that most are not comfortable in the silence. I guess It reminds us of things only whispered

Silent Music
The wind is cold and the rain stung as it strikes my face. Yes winter is around the corner. The clocks are turned back as if we could save time from its self. How little has been learned and yet most continue to walk with impunity as if they mark time even though it’s the other way around. I can not see a life that is in constant turmoil of where I am going. I stare at the land knowing that it is not the first time I have looked upon it. Even though I know it may be the last. I’m not sure how I feel about that. The distance I have traveled from my home is so far away yet it gets closer every day. I’m not sure how to feel about that either. The hum of the divine is loud. I know it’s a marker to what I have seen, where I am to go and what I will become. I use it to guage the depth and distance i have traveled. I know that though there was a time I thought the hum silent. I now know it was actually the loudest it had ever been. I sing along feeling the bite of the rain. I smile with the u

Silent Ranks
I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens But I am in the Army in the ranks rarely seen I have no rank upon my shoulders - salutes I do not give But the military world is the place where I live I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get But my husband is the one who does, this I can not forget I'm not the one who fires the weapon, who puts my life on the line But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man And the call to serve his country not all can understand Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me I love the man I married, Soldiering is his life But I stand among the silent ranks known as the Army Wife

Silence
Wind and Water, Storm an Rain Who the hell do you have now to blame Sadness brought on by hearts desire Your body containing a blazing inner fire Pieces of her soul floating down a imaginary stream She lays there alone in the black of night, holding back her shattering scream The jagged cuts appearing from all her unbearable pain Her flesh so torn from the razor she slipped upon her bulging vein Streams of crimson lay in a path upon the floor Slowly she watches as her life slips away, as it flows under her bedroom door A few glances of light now fading into darkness For today she had ended her ultimate unhappiness.

Silence Is
sometimes silence is healing to the soul sometimes silence is a forwarning of evil sometimes silence is a beginning of the end sometimes silence is just a beginning my heart screams silently as tears stream down my face unknown killing my soul or perhaps breathing new life into some shut off space inside my mind that is not always pretty or forgiving but haunted by the past to read too much into anything can be heartbreaking or uplifting unkind images dance in my mind evil once consumed by the one i adored evil broke me once left the pieces you now see so i sit and wonder nothing taken for granted because it is only when we draw that next breath that we know we are alive for that moment so each moment is precious do not waste it on silence my life has not always been pretty it has played many tricks on me i give my heart where it is usually unwanted and pick up the pieces slowly never quite the same each breath is just a moment you know you are alive

Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.â? He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.