Fubar Blog Posts 2

Shine
Could be a season's best. Could be a perfect day of rest. Or could rot away in the midday sun. Make a joyous noise or the wail that sets the tale of the horrors just begun. Darkness shines too. Parent to the light. Storms. And mannered chaos. Fueled by nightmarish constants in a greenlit sky.

Shining God's Light
g God's Light by Poet Robert J. Neal on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 9:40am · As I sit within the depths of my mind... Where I am missing you so badly... That the magnitude of what I'm feeling... Is leaving me troubled by your absence Which feels so powerful at this time... That it's fighting the peace... That a mere thought of you brings... Into the very core of my being And it's making it hard to breathe... As I feel robbed of you...the precious air... That sustains all that stands before you And even in the midst of this seeming suffocation... I can feel you thinking of me... And I can hear you talking to me... From within the depths of you soul And I am left in awe of you... And the strength God has given you... That enables you to experience what we're both feeling... While you're reaching out to me in your Love I am humbled Baby... And I'm falling deeper in Love with you... As each of these thoughts... Are turned into words And I want to thank you

Shining In My Soul
Shining In My Soul by Poet Robert J. Neal on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 6:31pm · Yes...my Love...it's so very true... This is how you and your Love... Are shining in my soul... Bringing light into parts of my being... That have been overshadowed by darkness... For most of my life And this leaves me feeling... So deeply touched... That I am moved to tears... As the emotions are overflowing... Due to the depth of the touch... Which you placed in my heart... Many years ago And I thank God for guiding you... To place... the powerful touch of your Love... Where it has been growing...ever since!!! Written By...Robert Neal

Shinning Gold-brautkleid
Wenn Sie nicht ein großer Fan der Wahl große und kräftige Farben für Ihr Hochzeitskleid sind, können Sie schaffen eine einzigartige und traumhafte Farbkombination für Ihre abendkleider lang. In östlichen Kulturen, wird die Farbe des Goldes als eine heilige Farbe, und es hat die höchste Reflexionsvermögen als jede andere Farbe. Farbtöne von Gold sind auch in der Lage zu wachsen warm. Goldschnur, gold trim, Seide und Gold Federn und sogar Gold sind der letzte Schrei in der Brautmode Woche. Wenn Sie Ihre a wedding dress ungewöhnliche oder verschieden voneinander sein möchten, mischen gold mit weißen Brautkleid, ist sogar Gold nur ein kleiner Teil Ihrer Kleid, aber es wird alles über das Kleid scheint. Gold ist das zweite weiß, es wird groß sein, wenn Sie Gold als Ihr Brautkleid die Farbe wählen. Du wirst wie Gold sein scheint!

Shinedown-call Me
[Intro] Wrap me in a bolt of lightningSend me on my way still smilingMaybe that's the way I should goStraight into the mouth of the unknownI left the spare key on the tableNever really thought I'd be ableTo say that I'll visit on the weekendsI lost my whole life and a dear friendI've said it so many timesI would change my ways no never mindGod knows I tried![Chorus]Call me a sinner, call me a saintTell me its over, I'll still love you the sameCall me your favoriteCall me the worstTell me its over I don't want you to hurtIts all that I can saySo I'll be on my wayI finally put it all together, nothing really lasts foreverI had to make a choice that was not mineI had to say goodbye for the last timeI put my life in a suitcaseNever really stayed in one placeMaybe that's the way it should beYou know I've lived my life like a gypsyI've said it so many timesI would change my ways, no never mindGod knows I tried![Chorus:Repeat x2]I'll always keep you inside You healed my heart and my life And

Shining Beauty
It is rare to find things in life that are worth it in the end. People do things that stand out for a short time. They gain fame for curing a disease, or helping those who are in need the most. Time passes for awhile before they are no longer remembered. It is what they say, or do that stays with a person in the end. Alot of people are only out for themselves in this modern world. Some people try to help out, but might want something in return. Few people give freely from their heart without asking for anything in return. The remaining people are rare because what they do is talked about throughout history. These rare people have a quality that shines brighter than the sun. They have a compassion that goes deeper than the oceans. They have a kindness that stretches further than the East is from the West. They have a willingness to listen when nothing else will. These people have a shining beauty that is always on fire. You are one of these people.

Shining Star
There was a star that fell from Heaven one day. The angels started crying because they missed this one star. The sun shone brighter so that others would be able to find this star. The animals came to defend this star. The plants offered shelter, and food to keep this star alive. This star grew strong, and had the kindest heart. This star was always wishing that people could be happy. The friendship of this star is desired by all. This star is a shining star. This star is you. ================================================================================== I dedicate this poem to my #2 Friend/Family member on here JoJo. I feel like she deserves this for being a great friend to me. ================================================================================== NOTE: I want to clarify something to everyone on here. I dedicate poems to ladies on here that are really good friends with me. They are all either in a relationship, or wanting to be single for now. I respec

Shinigami
Did you know that Shinigami's love apples from our relam? that is a question if you seen Death Note. But beside's that I was going to say something else in that remeberance blog but it was a bit to dark. I Also remembered how much blood I lost in my past and how many time's I been emotionally Hurt It really dos feel like being stabbed many time's but emotions don't bleed It's how we feel because we are only human.

Shiny Happy People ( Meet Me In The Crowd )
Shiny Happy People ( Meet Me In The Crowd ) So where's this all going ? Fukushima biding it's time until entropy finishes what poor planning and a tsunami started. World economists like doctors in palliative care standing over a bed ridden patient slipping into unconsciousness and doing the death rattle while tensions in the Middle East remain ever high. You sense an ever growing confluence in the time line as smaller seemingly unconnected tributaries of turmoil join the main current and we rush towards something truly frightening. The Sword Of Damocies doth truly hang over our heads. I do wonder though............ if individuals can " Quantum Jump ", then is it possible for all of us collectively to jump to another time line away from what is coming. Never in the history of human kind have so many people been connected to current events and one another. If Carl Jung got it right then we always were connected by our subconscious minds and now mainstream media along with social media a

Shippin Off To Work...
yeah, another day another dollar. had yesterday off, goin back to work today, lol. suckses... I know this is a lame blog atm, but if you get the change, please please please vote for me in mandy lee's "hot girls wearing glasses" contest!!!

The Ship
If you liked the games Hitman, Clue and Theif.. Check out this game called The Ship. The game takes place on an old fashioned ship, similar in look and feel to the Titanic, except much smaller. There are actually several Ship's to play on, each ship acting pretty much as a multiplayer map. You start off the game with a name in the bottom corner, maybe even a picture as well. That is the person on the ship you have to murder. So you have to find a weapon, murder your quarry, not get caught by security, along with taking the time to shower and use the restroom. Otherwise you'll die of self-neglect. But you get money for each kill, the player who makes the most money wins the round. But there is a tricky part to this game. While you are searching for your target, someone is hunting you down.. And you don't know who that person is, also you'll lose money and eventually get banned if you murder enough "innocents". You can also wind up in jail if you get caught by security.

Ships Present At Pearl Harbor, 0800 7 December 1941
Related Resource: Pearl Harbor Attack The commissioned U.S. Navy ships in the list below are sorted by type and hull number, for example New Orleans (CA-32) is found in hull number order under heavy cruisers. For the purposes of this list, yard craft assigned to the Fourteenth Naval District and other small non-commissioned craft are not included. In addition, Pearl Harbor is defined as the area inside the nets guarding the harbor entrance. Ships marked with an asterisk (*) were within twelve miles of the island of Oahu but were not actually within Pearl Harbor as defined above. Locations of these ships are indicated. Ships marked with a number symbol (#) were sunk or destroyed during the Pearl Harbor attack. All of these were later raised and rebuilt except for Arizona, Oklahoma, and Utah. Oklahoma was raised but not rebuilt. The U.S. carriers were not at Pearl Harbor. On 28 November, Admiral Kimmel sent USS Enterprise under Rear Admiral Willliam Halsey to deliver Marine Corp

Shipping Out And Slightly Worried...
So, I am very close to zero hour. It is currently Thursday and I ship out on Monday. Yeah, only a few days. I think I'll be okay for the most part but I am just worried about so many things, mostly having to enter the PCP program for entering too out of shape and the loved ones I'm leaving behind for three months. I know I shouldn't worry too much because Uncle Sam will take care of me and my loved ones will take care of themselves, but it's kind of like sending your only baby off to summer camp and not being able to keep in contact with them. Maybe I'm worrying for nothing but I don't think anyone can really blame me. I'll be gone a long time and all I can do is write. I hope I can maintain my sanity as a jarhead...

Ship Mates
This is just kin of a addition to the first entry on this Navy subject. I would like to remeet any of my shipmates from 1st Div USS Horne DLG-30 from the years 1970-1974. The Chief Bosun was BMCS Fox who now lives in Fla down in the Titusville area and have found Mike Shenaman, Lou Foraker, Johnny Santiago Martinez, Charlie Abshire, Dan Applegate, Spot, the last 2 were snipes. Anyhow thats all I can think about right now so if anyone has any info on these guys I would be grateful to get it from you. Thanks

Shipwrecked
The way I have chosen Leads to crossroads of compromise Or have I found the trail Where many have demised Have I smelled as they say The roses on my path Or ignored my sense of worth Like I have in the past Did I end what I had started Or finished what I have begun Have I lost those memorized lyrics Of that song I had not sung Do I follow my own instinct Or continue to be swayed Is the inevitable just waiting For the time I have delayed Can I salvage my identity And correct where I have wronged Or was my destiny written From the minute I was born done by christine .

Shippin Off To N.o.
Well, friends, I'm on way this afternoon to New Orleans for Jazz Fest!! Can't fucking wait. I will be neck high in amazing music, beer and debauchery for the weekend. I will miss everyone and promise to return with many entertaining pics! :) Have a great weekend and I shall catch up when I regain consciousness and attempt to return to real life. Ciao!

Shipping
I swore into the army today. I will be shipping out on the 9th of July. I will be a Quartermaster and Chemical Repair. From the 9th of July till approximatly round christmas you will not be seeing me on here. so if anyone has any questions on how it is going you can speak with my wife redhottempered and please help support her in this time of loneliness while i am away. thank you all and godbless

Ship Lingo And Jobs
There are many jobs that are self explanatory. I'm sure everyone knows what a dishwasher is and can figure out what a pastry chef does. Then you have those jobs that are normally referred to by nicknames. I might say the Steiner girls are really looking to get themselves in trouble tonight! WTF?? What is a Steiner girl. So here's a little crew lingo for you. Steiners: the girls and guys that work in the spa Shoppies: anyone who works in the shops Cones - passengers (due to the fact that a lot of them/you like to try wearing life jackets like a hat) Coning - hooking up with passengers I-95/M-1 - main crew deck with kitchens, mess halls, crew bar, etc. IPM - (In Port Manning) Handing in ur ID and not being able to get off the ship. Muster Station - Emergency area where lifeboats are Guest Ents - (Guest Entertainers) - people who come to the ship for a very short period of time to perform a show put together by them. These people also have full passenger pri

Ship's Roster And Adventures!
Welcome ye scurvy dogs to the Fubar Pirate ship! If ye wish to be crew, then send the Cap'n a message! If this be yer wish, then abide by these rules ye must! 1: Fan, add and rate yer Captain and crew as a show of loyalty! 2: Repost the ship's bulletins! 3: Spend a bit of yer booty and buy all of those who ye add a shot of rum! When ye've done this, contact the cap'n and he'll add ya to the crew to plunder the Fubar seas as one of our own. If ye wish not to be a member of the ship, then ye are condemned to walk the plank! Nursin a fine hangover, the Cap'n and crew set out once again. Somewhere around the vicinity of a mysterious island shrouded in mist, we came across the Pirate ship Revenge, where our Fist Mate and Rum Wench, Pixi, had been visitin and swappin tales with the Dread Pirate Roberts. We brough 'er back aboard and set off sou' souwest in a rising gale that portended an incredible storm on the horizon. Your Captain, Master Feather: Master

Ship Wrecked
Subject: Ship Wrecked A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hilla

Shipwreck
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought

Shipping Out 4 Coast Guard!!!!!!!
Well I am signing up for the Coast Guard on Monday. I am 26 years old and just want to get my life and stuff in order.. I plan to ship out late July or early August if I can to Cape May, NJ for basic training. I am gonna miss all my friends here on fubar and if anyone would like my military email or address to write when I get it let me know.. To bad I can not receive any care packages but just letters and pics lol. I will miss you all!!! I will try my best to keep in touch when I can.

Shipwreck..
My story starts at sea...a perilous voyage to an unknown land. A shipwreck. The wild waters roar and heave. The brave vessel is dashed all to pieces, and all the helpless souls within her ...drowned. All save one: a lady...whose soul is greater than the ocean and her spirit stronger than the sea's embrace. Not for her a watery end, but a new life beginning on a stranger shore. It will be a love story for she will be my heroine for all time. And her name will be..

Ship Without A Sail
Here I roll, along a sea of emotion, Like a ship without a mast nor canvas, A sturdy hull in motion, Bracing firmly against the gale, Flanks at war with the tides, The cold depths surges, Seek to prevail and deride, Yet, mesmerized by these persistent and loving urges, Fearlessly I stand towards the bow, Given to the thought, indeed abiding to the notion, That someday soon my mast shall rise, And you shall be the sail, As together we cross this ocean, Towards a land unseen which we’ll unveil, A paradise, without fail

Ship Out Date For The Army
I ship out for the army in early June, so I am looking forward to it. i will update the blog with any updates,so far i like fubar and i look forward to meeting lots of nice people on ot. Best Regards Chemical man

Ship Wreched
Something for you, that they may see but not know. A broken ship hull lies upon the sandy beach, The icy waves have took their toll, An old and gray sailor stands and looks, But has long since stop to weep. The ravages of time have took their toll on both, With dull gray eyes, he looks at his last love, And his tired old twisted and withered hands begin to tremble. Oh, is it better to be alone than to feel their warm next to me, If only you could see that I need you next to me, I cannot have you; I only want to hold you, for a moment next to me, To feel the tenderness and warm of your young body next to mine, That before I slip into the never-ending darkness, I may remember what use to be, How is to have someone to warm me in the cold night, With your tender softness, your sleeping movements and peace sound of sleep. To wake to the passion of the morning light, to feel your restless body next to mine, To hold your passion in my weary arms and kiss the back of your neck, To press y

Shipwrecked In A Puddle Of Stars.
I shipwrecked in a puddle of stars. I only wanted to navigate and to put my desires as sails. I filled the Ocean crying for her. It was the dream that I anchored on the moon. I was not able to see the shore, so it was normal to shipwreck at your verge. Between the foam that caresses and tramples, like the verses of the poem I wrote you, your footprints are being erased. My dreams moves away like the comet, and then it crashes against me.

Ship Movie
On many U.S. Navy ships the movie screen is suspended amid-ship so that it can be viewed from both sides. This procedure makes it available to larger crowds at popular movies, but usually the junior officers get a reverse image from 'the wrong side of the screen.' One evening at dinnertime an enterprising young ensign passed the following word over the officers' IMC circuit: "The movie to be shown in the wardroom tonight for the senior officers is on the right side of the screen - The Right-Handed Gun, starring Paul Newman." "For the junior officers on the wrong side of the screen -The Left-Handed Gun, starring Namwen Luap."

Shipwrecked In Glorious Technicolour!
Watch closely , you shall see, Either via the walls or the darkness surrounds me, My heart has had enough bleeding, Ripples of a pebble, Do not create enough noise, To reach my dearest or let her hear, How much she means to me, A seahell only evokes memories, Of a loneliness I cant describe, Just drowning echoes of his soul, Days left lying in the sand, Decaying amongst the shingles & reeds, Covered heavy in rust, You can try to restore his glory, Make him shine & look pristine, I am happy as a relic,

Shirin
Shirin You are like an angel, Sendt from up above, You are my little miracle, And I will treasure you with love. Some how you manage, In your own and special way, To bring out the sunshine, On a cold and rainy day. You really mean the world to me, You are my every thing, Thank you my little one, For all the joy you bring. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Shirley Basseys Tribute To Judy Garland-
_____________________ I'm kind of wandering down my childhood memory lane and what did I come across but this great little thing. I had forgotten all the words to this song but the message is so awesome. What a great find. Definately something I had to share :)

Shirtless
What is wrong with all these male poozers and taking pictures of themselves with their shirts off. They think that just by taking off their shirts, females would be automatically attracted to them. And then you got these idiot guys with a little video of them lifting up their shirts to reveal a nipple. These people need to be hit in the head.

Shirley Plantation
Gracing the southern Virginian colony and commanding a view of the James River, Shirley Plantation began building in 1723 by Edward Hill III for his daughter, Elizabeth. Hill’s sister, Martha, had left for England to study, leaving behind an unsigned portrait of herself. A strong mouth and deep eyes dominated the painting, almost daring one to ignore its presence in the room. Martha later married an Englishman, Hugh Griffith, and remained in England. Though the portrait is known by the family as “Aunt Pratt,” no one seems to know the source of the name Pratt. In 1858, long after Martha’s death, the family noticed the painting rocking violently against the wall above the mantel in a third story bedroom. Moving the noisy portrait to the attic only intensified its turbulent actions. Knocking was heard around the house and word got out that the plantation was infected with a rather boisterous picture. The Civil War soon surrounded the plantation and the residents of Shirley were

Shirley Manson...the Hottest Lady In Music?
Wow...Shirley Manson, what can you say? She may not have the best voice, or be the prettiest of the modern day divas...but she exudes pure, unadulterated sexuality. Leave any thoughts you may have on this subject please. This is purely my opinion of course.

Shirmp Fritters
INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound medium to large shrimp, peeled & deveined * 1/4 stick butter * 1/2 cup chopped green onions * 1/4 pound fresh, sliced mushrooms * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup white wine * 1 Tablespoon cornstarch * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * Cayenne pepper (optional) * Fresh Parsley, chopped PREPARATION: Melt butter in skillet. SautÃ© chopped onion and sliced mushrooms over medium heat until soft. Add shrimp and cook, stirring occasionally, until shrimp turns pink, being careful not to overcook. Dissolve cornstarch in wine and add to skillet, along with salt, Worcestershire Sauce and cayenne, if desired. Stir over low heat until sauce thickens. Serve over thin noodles or rice. Garnish with chopped fresh parsley. Serves 4

Shirmp With Pasta
Angel hair pasta with shrimp and garlic, from Tonya. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 lb angel hair pasta * 2 TB butter * 2 TB olive oil * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 10 med shrimp - cleaned * pinch salt * pinch pepper * 1 1/2 TB parsley * 1/8 cup Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Cook spaghetti per package directions. Meanwhile, heat butter and olive oil over medium heat. Add garlic, cook until golden. Discard garlic. In garlic oil, add shrimp, salt, pepper, 1 TB parsley. Cook over medium heat until shrimp turn pink.Remove saucepan from heat. Toss with drained spaghetti, Parmesan and remaining parsley. Serve immediately with garlic cheese bread. Serves 2

Shirley Phelps Roper
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/godhatesthephelps/ thats the link to a petition...a petition against the phelps website...the very same people waving signs and boycotting a soldiers death...they claim american sodliers dyin over seas are gods warning...thats bullshit...help me out and sign that petition if you support your country and your military...if you even have a shred of humanity in you youll sign it...thanks

The Shirt Collar
HERE was once a fine gentleman who possessed among other things a boot-jack and a hair-brush; but he had also the finest shirt-collar in the world, and of this collar we are about to hear a story. The collar had become so old that he began to think about getting married; and one day he happened to find himself in the same washing-tub as a garter. “Upon my word,” said the shirt-collar, “I have never seen anything so slim and delicate, so neat and soft before. May I venture to ask your name?” “I shall not tell you,” replied the garter. “Where do you reside when you are at home?” asked the shirt-collar. But the garter was naturally shy, and did not know how to answer such a question. “I presume you are a girdle,” said the shirt-collar, “a sort of under girdle. I see that you are useful, as well as ornamental, my little lady.” “You must not speak to me,” said the garter; “I do not think I have given you any encouragement to do so.” “Oh, when any one is as beautiful as you ar

Shirt
I just smelled my workshirt, and it smells like a homeless Russian man that has been drinking vodka non stop and swimming in his own filth after soiling himself. But I sooo dont wanna do the laundry right now...

Shirtless Photos
http://geeksdreamgirl.com/2008/10/14/deadly-sins-of-online-dating-profile-pictures-the-shirtless-guy-and-the-art-of-the-self-portrait/ Amen! When I was on dating sites, any guys who posted photos of himself flexing or shirtless got deleted. I didn't bother to read the mail. This is insecurity at its finest. "Look at mah hot bod, wanna fuck?" The gym rat is the dumbest, shallowest, and flat-out repulsive thing to me. Think of Guidos from Jersey Shore. Jesus fucking CHRIST. Cam shots are also annoying, but forgiveable. To find out if a person is overweight and all they have is head shots, look at their cheeks and under their chin. "Myspace angles" can be a bitch, but an obese person usually has a "fat face" as well.

Shirak
I definetly had a good day today, even though there was a lot of turmoil. I guess it is just one of those days that teach you that perseverance has it's rewards. There is a very caring gay male that I happen to work with that comes highly reccomended by my best Wiccan buddy here locally, and today he asked me out for coffee sometime. I do not think it is a date, but I also view being as out for coffee as someone testing the waters. I really enjoy chatting with him at work though so I think he could be a great new friend, and maybe more. Who knows. Excited either way though. I also had the good fortune to meet a new Wiccan friend tonight. I happened to meet him through a mutual friend after work tonight. He seemed to know what he is talking about, and we have begun discussions about having a Samhain ritual together. We are going to all get together tomorrow again, and start planning all of this better. He said that he had been practing 12 years though, so I really look foward to what

Shitty Mood.....too Much Bad Luck, Read On
So, I got sent home from work yesturday right..... because Im sick, and I couldnt help myself from running to the bathroom to puke about every 20 minutes. So.... I went to the doctor today...and I have asthma, and I have broncitus and pnemonia shit again...on medication for that..... 2 different inhalors and antibiotics. Well, I also took a pregnancy test. Mind you, I have a IUD (intra uterine device) that protects a female from getting pregnant for 5 years. The test came up negitive....but thats not all. I had a pap smear and a test ran to make sure I dont have HPV again (human papilla virus)... Its contracted from having too much sex, with too many sex partners... YES, I guess you can say I was a promiscus girl when I was younger..... that is what caused me to get my cervical cancer when I was pregnant with Jacob. She also made sure that my IUD is still in place. And to my surprise, There is No IUD!!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN IT NOT BE THERE?!?!? So, my doctor ordered me a ultrasound.... I

Shit Hit The Fan And I Was Standin Right Under It
so...for those of u who knew, i went college hunting yesterday. let's just say i remember why i hate senior searches and i have just one more to survive. i'm applyin early to redlands and mayb gettysburg or pizter/scripps and ursinus will be regular. let's say it was an...interesting day and road trips call for sunglasses and shorts (and NOT black shirts or blankets or sweatshirts). diners really mend any arguments suffered throughout the day...that and a gettysburg battlefield that has stories of my class runnin up and down the bloody hills to "renact" the stupid battle (the south won). dad likes don omar. i begged to stop and buy a cd at a walmart and bought don omar's king of kings that has "angelito" (the song in the previous blog) on it. it was that or the cd wit "reggeaton latino remix" or "ella y yo". yes, i'v been havin guy problems and from the recommendation of a friend, i'm stayin away from IM of any kind and mayb reclaim my social life that i give up to chat to

Shit That Sucks
"DON'T WATCH THAT" ------------------------------------------ I stepped out of my car, and heard a sound/ my cock suckin cell phone fell out on the ground.... don't watch that I was smokin that shit, startin to fly/ when i painfully got a puff of smoke in my eye... don't watch that her face was pretty, she had a nice butt/ but once i said hi, she wouldn't shutup.... don't watch that i bought her a drink, we started to talk/ but then she took off with three other cocks... dont watch that she told me she was older, first messaged me/ but then it turns out she was only seventeen!!! dont watch that only known her a day. this girl is insane/ every five minutes she make my phone ring!! dont watch that a long text message, cuz im bored and sober/ get a phone call "FUCK!!" i gotta start over... dont watch that

Shit I Miss.
MAYBE IT'S JUST THE WEATHER, BUT I REALIZE I MISS THIS SHIT. BY THAT I MEAN I MISS BACK WHEN FRIENDS AND I JUST USED TO GO OUT AND DO SHIT. I MEAN I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T HAVE AGENDAS. DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE, OR WHO SAID WHAT TO WHO. I REMEMBER WHEN ME AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS USED TO DRIVE AROUND FOR HOURS, WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL FROM SOMEONE SAYING THEY GOT A SPOT TO GO TO AND SHIT TO DRINK OR DO. STANDING IN A DARK FIELD OR A BACKYARD, SIPPING ON WHATEVER SHIT THE 21 OR OLDER FUCKER IN THE GROUP COULD GET BOOZE, USUALLY MILLER HIGH, BOONES FARM, OR IF LUCKY A KEG OF MILLER. EVERYONE SCREAMING, PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE MOST PETTY OF SHIT, BUT AT THE TIME SEEMED LIKE A REAL ISSUE. AFTER THAT, YOU WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE, AVOIDING ROADBLOCKS, PULLING OVER TO BUY MORE BOOZE, OR PICK SOMEONE ELSE UP. WINDING UP GETTING RIDES FROM WHO THE FUCK KNOWS, BUT LOVING IT ALL THE SAME. NOW THOUGH IT SEEMS EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PREPLANNED, AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF. I WANT IT

Shit I Quit!!!
Hey all, !!!!!I JUST SMOKED MY LAST FUCKING CIGARETTE!!!!! I just quit smoking!!! Hopefully, I'll be able to keep it that way! The guys are gonna ride my case while we're in Japan, and when we get back to the states to make sure I stay stopped! It's gonna be a rough couple of days while I get it out of my system!!! But I guess I deserve it for starting in the first place! Oh well I've been saying I'm gonna quit since my son was born (3 years ago!), I guess it's time! It helps when the peeps I work with are non-smokers. Anyways wish me luck! And for my "real-life-in-my-face-we-physically-see-you-on-a-daily-basis-friends," if you see me smoking, kick me in the fucking balls! That should be a good deterent! Later gators, -Fred Jr.

Shitty England
Well once again England show there crapness by lack of fucking attacking play during a football Game. Make me the manager ill do a god damn better job...i'm bored atm with nothing to do Parents going on hols next week, So a nice week of blasting music and doing nothing as normal :P Such an easy life Errr nothing really else to say apart from Listen to Drum N Bass its fucking awesome..Now im off to work out how to use my new music making facilty Reason 3.0 Chow my babalons :))

Shit
I think I might be fucking pregnant. I haven't had my period for 1 1/2 months. We didn't use protection, he didn't cum in me, but i didn't know precum could get you pregnant. He's buying a test and im taking it. I know what i gotta do but i just want to know if I am. It's drving me insane. Damnit Imma stupid ho

Shit
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. " Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

The Shit List!!!
*The Shit List* GHOST SHIT: The Kind Where You Feel The Shit Comes Out...But There Is No Shit In The Toilet!!! CLEAN SHIT: The Kind Where You Shit It Out...See It In The Toilet...But There Is Nothing On The Toilet Paper!!! WET SHIT: The Kind Where You Wipe Your Ass 50 Times And It Still Feels Unwiped, So You Have To Put Some Toilet Paper Between Your Ass And Your Underwear So You Won't Ruin Them With Stains!!! SECOND WAVE SHIT: This Happens When You're Done Shitting And You've Pulled Your Pants Up To Your Knees, And You Realize That You Have To Shit Some More!!! POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT: The Kind Where You Strain So Much To Get It Out, You Practically Have A Stroke!!! LINCOLN LOG SHIT: The Kind Of Shit That Is So Huge You're Afraid To Flush Without First Breaking It Into Little Pieces With The Toilet Brush!!! GASSY SHIT: It's So Noisy...That Everyone Within Earshot Is Giggling!!! DRINKER'S SHIT: The Kind Of Shit You Have The Morning After A Long Nig

Shitty Day
Getting Freaking Evicted, so if I'm not here, now you know why. If you wanna stay in touch with me through all of this, and hopfully have or will get aim (it's the ONLY one I can get on my cellphone provider) send me an email, and I'll give you my user name. Take Care Cherries.

~*. Shit! .*~
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and th

Shit
The most common word in America is SHIT. It may be the most punctual word in the English Language. You can get SHIT faced. Be SHIT out of luck or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, or be asked to "SHIT or get off the pot". You can smoke SHIT, buy SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, or get some SHIT. Tell others to eat SHIT. Some people know their SHIT while others don't know SHIT. There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, and crazy SHITS. Theres BULLSHIT, HORSESHIT, and CHICKENSHIT. You can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, shoot the SHIT, or duck when SHIT hits the fan. You can serve SHIT on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep SHIT, or be happier than a pig in SHIT. Some days are colder than SHIT, others are hotter than SHIT and some days are just plain SHITTY. Some things sound like SHIT and some things look like SHIT, and then there are times when you feel like SHIT. You can have to much SHIT, the wrong SH

Shit That Pisses Me Off
1-People who cannot spell 2-people who spell shit wrong on purpose because they think its cute(Its not, its retarded) 3-christians 4-rude arrogant bastards 5-going in a public bathroom and pulling off one sheet of toilet paper 6-people that have horrible hygiene 7-lousy servers in restaurants 8-running out of hot water in the shower 9-drama 10-the dumb bitch that lives down stairs 11-bitches that post pictures of their worn out sloppy cooters and their lopsided titties 12-people that call and wake me up at 7am 13-bad drivers 14-whores 15-liars 16-other fat people

Shitty Day
Have you ever had one of those days where everything that can go wrong in the morning did go wrong. Like the idiot I am I set the alarm for pm not am, No hot water for the shower, defroster in the car didn't work, it snowed (yuck!), and the kicker...client report that I completed at 11pm was not formatted to their liking so now I have to redo the whole thing... Today sucks! Sorry I know I can now officially be called Debbie Downer! Anyone of you brave souls wanna take a stab at cheering my ass up :P Sorry I am sure I will be fine after the coffee does its magic on me. Kisses Jillie

Shit....
Stephany Location of Death: Northfield, MN Date of Death: 11/6/2036 6:23:40 PM Last Person Called: Deon Last Number Dialed: (330) 467-316* Autoposy Performed: None Performed Date of Autoposy: N/A Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

The Shit List (please Read Funny)
The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a

The Shit List
The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a

Shit Stirrers, Finger Pointers And Mud Slingers
Can't we all just get along??? Maybe they should call this site...um...THE BITCH SITE...or maybe THE SHIT STIRRING SITE??? I really think that everyone needs to just chill out...smoke a fatty and re-evaluate all this SHIT!!!! C'mon people...this is the internet...a"make-believe" world...A "virtual community"...We are not a bunch of next door neighbors warring or disputing a fence line or a broken window or something.... or a buch of Jr. High kids arguing about He said/ She said..... When I first joined CT...I was amazed at the POSITIVE attitude of the Site and community...It in itself was addicting....People making other people feel better about themselves...Rating, commenting on pics,..and cool profile comments. Has everyone gotten so bored with that philosophy that they have to turn on each other? All of this CRAP is leaving a bad taste (or smell)... All I really see here is a ever growing group of whiners and bitches...all looking to stirr up a bunch of shit.... If I

Shit
This site is not working right for me tonight....I can't talk on the shoutbox, leave comments or anything....getting error after error. I think I will go play some pool with my friends, have a good night everyone and I will talk to you all tomorrow. Chris

Shitcakes...this Hurts.
Bloody ball sac cherry fuckers I broke my foot. This seriously hurts and work is going to blow rotten spaghetti chunks cuz i have to stand all day there's no fucking sitting. fuck a duck this hurts.

Shitty
ok, so i got a call at 2am this morning to pick up my friend from jail. he got his second DUI. I dont even know why i bother. This is the same guy whos stabbed me in the back several times, including sleeping with my ex when we were dating. guess im just soft. i dunno anyways peace

Shit's Goin' Down, So Get The Fuck Out Of Town.
Mainframe Hacked/// >> Fatal Error Detected: System Shut-down///Restart >> Program: Synthetic v4.0///Started >> Manual Over-ride begun ... ... ..... Command Line: "Per Aspera, Ad Astra" End. Fucking. Transmission.

Shitty Day
well lets see today was cool i guess the majority of the day i felt like shit. I have come down with some type of flu i am guessing but yeah then a close friend of mine came and decided to spend some time with me and take care of me for a bit and i am really greatful to her for that but that is bout it for my day. i hate the fact that i have so many female friends yet i have no one to call my own

Shit That Pisses Me Off
Look at your garbage can....go ahead...go look at the one in your kitchen. Is it a 13 gallon type can??? Probably is. Mine is too. Now, take out a fresh trash bag. Open it. Notice anything or am I the ONLY ONE who can't figure out WHY THE HELL the SOBS who make the 13 gallon trash bags to "FIT" the 13 gallon trash can, make the freakin' bags WIDER INSTEAD OF TALLER....if they did, THEY WOULD ACTUALLY FIT THE FREAKIN' CAN AND STAY UP!!!!!!!!!! DAMN, THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF. So either someone needs to start making little, short fat garbage cans or think longer and harder about the effienciency a trash bag should be providing.

Shit Adds Up At The Bottom
My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded now, and my desire is broken now and it makes me feel ugly. I'm on my knees and burning. My piss and moans are the fuel that, set my head on fire. So smell my soul is burning. I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy. And I have swallowed the poison you feed me... but I survive on it, and it leaves me guilt, fed, hatred fed, weakness fed.. and it makes me feel ugly. On my knees and burning. My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire. I'm dead insiiiiiiiiiiiiide! (Shiiit aadds up 3x) Shit adds up at the bottooom... -Henry Rollins: If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. But in order to survive you, I must first survive myself. I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you. There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice. Shameless now. Nameless now. Nothing n

Shity New Years
i think this is going to be the worst new years of my life. i've had plenty of new years without a special someone but this year just made things a million times worse. me and my girlfriend got into a fight and everything last night and she broke up with me this morning. its one thing to not have someone but its devastating to have the one you love dump you on the morning of new years eve. it hurts not to be able to be with the only person you love and care about so much because they dump you hours before the new year. i just wish i had someone to hold and kiss when the new year arrives.

Shitty Cell Phone Service
IF YOU ARE SMART, YOU WILL NOT GO TO T MOBILE FOR CELL PHONE SERVICE! THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER! FIRST OF ALL, I HAD TO WAIT IN THE STORE FOR 3 HOURS WHILE THE DUMBASS CHECKING ME OUT TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS DOING. THEN, AFTER MY CREDIT CARD HAD BEEN CHARGED...I FOUND OUT THAT THE $50 MAIL IN REBATE I WAS PROMISED WAS NON-EXISTENT! TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MY HUSBAND WORKS ONLY 2 MILES FROM OUR HOUSE, AND HE CAN'T CALL ME FROM THERE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SERVICE THAT WAY AT ALL. I SPENT $200 FOR PHONES THAT I CANNOT USE, AND T MOBILE SAYS THAT AS LONG AS THE COVERAGE FOR MY STREET ADDRESS IS GOOD, I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CONTRACT. I GUESS SINCE HE CAN USE HIS CELL TO CALL ME AS LONG AS HE'S IN OUR HOUSE.....WE SHOULD BE HAPPY. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

Shit. I Hate It.
Well, as usual, I have alot on my mind, and again, as usual, I feel that I don't have anyone to talk to about it with out getting judged or yelled at. -cries- I hate this feeling. GAH! Well, I hope to get my state ID tomorrow, or soon.

Shitty Oakland Raiders
Well, Al Davis and his fine art of hiring shitty or re-treaded coaches has managed to lose another one as Art Shell steps down. First off, who didn't see this coming. Secondly, Al Davis has to find something for Shell to do to live out the remainder of his contract, because you know his cheap ass ain't going to let Shell walk with that money. "Art Shell will be kept on as a valuable member of the Raiders Organization." WHAT THE FUCK! Art Shell will be scrubbing toilets in the locker room for another year. Thank you Al for being a source of pleasure for me in an otherwise dismal world. Without your stupidity and the fact that you look like the Crypt Keeper, why I don't think I could go on. Fucking moron. Money has it that Porter and Moss are next to go. Any takers?

Shitty Day
i work as an archaeologist and for the last few i have been working at the site of an iron age fort.Today i hit an unknown and underground blocked soil pipe. Needless to say i was in the shit, it had all backed up and came out with great force as my pick axe smashed through the clay pipe. I was covered from head to toe and went home to sulk lol

Shit The Bed (tool)
So light in his way, Like an apparition, {that} He had me crying out, "Fuck me It's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got {right} on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T" And after calming me down With some orange slices And some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me.... You believe me don't yo

Shitty Ass Night
So i get my steroid meds and sleep meds for my neck but i have to take 8 pills tomorrow on my fucking birthday. I cant drink with them at all. i get a phone call from this lawyer saying Best Buy is goingto sue me if i dont pay them the money i owe them. even though i told them earlier that i wasnt paying for shit that they pushed me into buying and trid ot get me to buy other shit. So i get that all settled, get a phone call from my visa, turns out my checks havent been making it there and stupid me didnt look closley at the shit they were sending so now im even more in the whole i have 200 dollars more in bills to pay, so im like ok i need a chill night no, people who i talked to blew me off and prety much made me feel like shit. And to top it off i have a bad cold and i cant take any cold medicines because of the steroid pills...... godamn give me a fucking break....

Shit
for the fucking third time some one has fucking backed into my car while backing up, I leave them 8 fucking ft. and yet they still hit my fucking car backing up this is tottal bull shit errrrrrrrrrrrrr, just fucking venting I have to let it go some where so why the fuck not here I have had a long week full of getting shocked by a wall socket to having my brother get blown thru a room because of a lead coming in contact with the pannel board 200 amp braker tripped and now my fucking car got hit this fucking sucks ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Shitten Bullet's
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

Shitty F"ing Monday
Well, it's now quarter to seven in the morning and I've been up for more than 3 hours. Apparently Duke was so distraught about the Pats losing to the Colts that he had to wake the whole house up at 3:30 A fucking M to complain about it. Oh well, at least I'm still able to get up every day. This is my first blog and I don't know if I'll keep up with it but I've been toying with the idea for a few weeks now. Oh shit I just realized I'm missing Stern. Gotta log in real quick. That's better. Where was I, oh yeah, will I blog consistantly. It seems like something I want to do right now but 4 days from now I might hate it. I'll just do it for now and see how it plays out. I'm not sure how long this should be so I guess I'll just stop when I run out of either time or thoughts. I do want to put in writing, even if no one sees it, that I still support Tom Brady and the rest of the Patriots. That was one hell of a game last night. I thought they were gonna pull it off right up until

Shit That Just Makes You Laugh
This is gonna be a short one for the day but i just had to share this. My 8 year old son has learned how to make the fart noise with his armpit. You would think he invented it as an instrument. Along with all the other noise he likes to make he has his own little band when he is taking a shower. Also yes i am encouraging this obviously not in public but it is ok around the house. Of course i am glad he is not going with me to my Regimental Ball. I could see it now the one of the Generals asking his name and he decides to make some weird sound and then the armpit fart. I woudl loose all military composure and just laugh my ass off. Just one of the moments in raising my son by myself only I get to enjoy so i felt the need to share. later all oh yeah one other comment i feel bad for anyone having to take logarithms for college talk about some boring ass crap. Cant wait for physics wont come soon enough

Shitty Day
so.... work today was okay.. i was excited all day cause i was supposed to see Sylvia and Lily today after work...we were going to go to the park... so i got jazmin also.. then shit hit the fan... jazmin started being a brat as soon as we got to my house... then sylvia flaked... so i went to the VFW and sat there bored for like 2 hours... then i went to go see ryan (last night me and ryan got into an arguement cause he wouldnt stop saying rude comments to me (even if he was joking.. it still hurt.. btw- ryan is a guy i WAS talking to) the whole time we were at his dads house yesterday)... and to see if he would apologize for yesterday.. which he didnt do.. i even told him that he should say sorry.. and all he said was "would it make a difference" and i said "yeah... it would make a huge difference" and then he walked away and never said anything. So... mom(Patty) and Ernie (her new bf) invited me Jazmin, Sandy, and Ryan to go out to dinner. So i was putting Jazmin in the car and th

Shit That Makes Me Mad As Fuck!!
i look at it this way you all need to grow the fuck up while men and women over seas are dieing you sit at home with nothing eles better to do then fight over some he said she said bullshit its fucking lame i did my time in the ARMY and you know what i wish they would pass a law that everyone should join the armed forces for 3 years then and only then should you beable to talk shit about them i have lost some of my good friends in this war and you know what pisses me off more than anything is hearing how much people talk shit about my friends are doing over there. now i ask all of you people in this bullshit fight thats going on here at CHERRYTAP do you have enough BALLS to sing up for 4 year and fight for your country knowing that any time you could not be comming home. i did it and i have a bullet hole in my back. why cuz i was fighting for your freedom to stay at home while you sat on your ass and talked shit about what i was doing our troops over seas dont ask you to support the wa

Shit!!!
Ran into a neighbor at the bar last night, saw him with a girl so figured it was his new friend..Brought him back to my table hoping he'd hook up with my best friends sister. She hot, he'd be an ass to not talk to her.. As they talked throughout the night across the table from me, I'd kick him under the table when he said something stupid. We'd go for drink refills so I could find out if he liked her or not. Being as he lives next door, I figured I could get a ride home, but as I stood there at the bar with his friends constantly around us. He'd whisper to me in my ear, I'd put my arm around him, feeling very turned on by him I put my hands down the back of his pants. Felt his ass, then around in the front to see if he's packing. Wow, he was, I then proceeded to park myself in front of him with my butt again up against hime. What am I doing I asked myself!! Was i really kissing him, was he really kissing me. Was the ultimate NO NO for me to be kissing my neighbors 26 yr old son. O

Shit Happens...
Wow some people get pissed when they agree to things but yet... right now its my fault if I am pg. Sorry baby cakes it takes 2. Honestly I dont care if I am cause I know I can support the kid on my own with out the fathers help. I was pg 2 other times an I have gotten threats before and here we ago with the threats again... Sorry but threats aint going to work for me. Like I say Shit happens hey... And ya if I am PG IM FUCKEN PROUD OF IT~!~!~

Shit,what A Dream...
We went into the bedroom and he put a leather blindfold on, undressed me and had me lay face-down on the bed. Then I heard a heard some noises and felt him put a thing around my wrist – it was a handcuff or something and he tied both my wrists to the headboard posts! "Hey, you didn't say anything about this – what's the deal?" My answer was something around my head and into my mouth – some kind of gag. Now I was getting upset – I'd never done this and we never even talked about bondage! Mhmmmfff was all I could get out and I kicked my legs to show my feelings. More noises and he tied my ankles to the footboard posts. I was totally vulnerable. I felt powerless, confused and scared. MBMMFFF!! I squirmed and tried to get free. And then I felt pain – on my rear. A sharp, horrible pain. OH MY GOD IT HURT! And then again – I was being spanked something hard!!! Again and again and again and again. It seemed like the pain would never stop. My ass was on fire – it hurt so bad – so bad. MBMMM

Shit I Cant Get Out Of My Head.........
Recently as you all know or those of you that needed to know and didnt find out from snooping around that i was back with my ex for a brief time. I cant explain why i went back i guess i still had feelings somewhere in the back of my mind and i thought it could work based on just feelings alone. Man was i wrong. As you may or may not know the last time him and i were together was not so good. He cheated on me basically the whole time. And I in return did the same to him. Now it came to my attention today (even though i already knew this unwritten statement) that its ok for men to do it but not women...and when asked why i was given the answer "Because thats the way it is"!! I didnt like the answer nor would i settle for it. I dont understand this "standard" (if you will) of how men can do it and not women. Why is it ok for them and not us? I thought these days it was equality and treat others as you want to be treated. When in turn its still the same barbaric ritulas that were laid do

Shit I Miss Repost Cause Of Lack Of Love.
MAYBE IT'S JUST THE WEATHER, BUT I REALIZE I MISS THIS SHIT. BY THAT I MEAN I MISS BACK WHEN FRIENDS AND I JUST USED TO GO OUT AND DO SHIT. I MEAN I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T HAVE AGENDAS. DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE, OR WHO SAID WHAT TO WHO. I REMEMBER WHEN ME AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS USED TO DRIVE AROUND FOR HOURS, WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL FROM SOMEONE SAYING THEY GOT A SPOT TO GO TO AND SHIT TO DRINK OR DO. STANDING IN A DARK FIELD OR A BACKYARD, SIPPING ON WHATEVER SHIT THE 21 OR OLDER FUCKER IN THE GROUP COULD GET BOOZE, USUALLY MILLER HIGH, BOONES FARM, OR IF LUCKY A KEG OF MILLER. EVERYONE SCREAMING, PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE MOST PETTY OF SHIT, BUT AT THE TIME SEEMED LIKE A REAL ISSUE. AFTER THAT, YOU WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE, AVOIDING ROADBLOCKS, PULLING OVER TO BUY MORE BOOZE, OR PICK SOMEONE ELSE UP. WINDING UP GETTING RIDES FROM WHO THE FUCK KNOWS, BUT LOVING IT ALL THE SAME. NOW THOUGH IT SEEMS EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PREPLANNED, AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF. I WANT IT

Shit Happens!!!
Tuesday---my favorite necklace breaks my lucky charm,I get into a fight,people end up in the hospital,they get released,We get pulled over in front of our house someone goes to jail,...just call it a night already,you're having a bad day,and you just don't want no more of it,get locked out of my room,gotta go to work skip breakfast,break a nail opening the nasty letter my x-boyfriend sent,...---DIRTY.Have no beer Til Friday,...Car won't start,only 2 cigarettes to go day before payday,But you know,that's life it's chaos,...which any life without chaos isn't normal,SHIT HAPPENS!!!,...but luckily,I have friends and family that love me,And a sense of humor,...So,...SMILE!!! And have a nice day!!!

Shit Onb My Mind
aight imma speak it real, im tired of all these games. some people still stay on that high school mentality, why sit there and put up a front?? that shit just does not make any sence. just be you, if you have something to say say it, dont bit your tongue!! cheating/playas ... yo seriously why would u tell your wifey/hubby that you love them and this and that, but yet u still trickin? why lie? why be soo fake? if your not ready for a relationship, then dont get into one. why break someones heart just because you weren't ready and couldnt handle the realness. if you just want to be crushing then do you, aint no one stoppin you, but to do it on the side cuz u want to have that special someone and also tricks on the side. yo that shit is soooo nasty. what if u catch something and u pass it ova to that one person you supposeddly "love"? why have kids with someone your not going to be with? why bring them into this world and suffer? seriously think about it. i think it's soooo sa

Shit And Caboodles.
wtf is a caboodle? oooooh wait nm.... I remember....they were these super lil stash boxes when i was a kid... I guess this is a bulletin as an update... things are goin pretty alright... i think last time i wrote i was still technically unemployed... besides my lil running jobs on occasion that is... but things in that aspect are going good... Somehow or another i went from being unemployed and slightly looking for a new job when i found myself with very little sleep..and working 2 jobs... So now.. I work wok work...and sleep most the day away... Lack of having an internet connection really isn't bothering me... I feel a little bad for witko cause now he spends most times alone... but that will change drastically soon.. Umm lets see...what else? Room mate moved out... It's a good thing... I have a bunch of different opinions..and points of view on the subject... but really.. its not any of ya'lls business... I got new ink... well.. a cover up on something

Shit You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door

Shitty Day
Well, Lexi has been throwing up all day, and I have been asleep a lot of it... dennis came home and watched her... I was too tired to do both.... but i have been thrown up on like, 15 times... ugh... i am waiting until she goes to sleep to shower. I feel dirty as hell... icky baby puke...but my poor little baby is sick as hell... i feel awful. And i have to start on a persuasive essay... I'm doing it over illegal immagration and the costs for the incarceration of said illegal immigrants in our prisons... cool huh? I tend to think so... oohhh yeah.... anyways, i'm starting on that while lexi is still asleep... message me if you like....

Shit
Well this is my first blog. Trying it out. This is why i call it shit happens. First of all I have been Iraq for a year and just got back in November. Then I file for divorce from an idiot in November to have it finalized in January. That was great. My boyfriend moved in with me and my 3 kids at the end of November. So needless to say November was really busy. December rolls around and my ex decides that he is going to stay around for a week instead of the 2 days that he said. Fucker. On top of this I am dealing with 3 kids and ex-husband and my boyfriends ex. Then in January i go to deal with my ex-husband and we end up rolling our Dodger truck. We get the truck fixed and we are home and the house catches on fire. Its just an electrical fire but damn. Then two weeks later we get the call that now we got his son. Thats no problem he is just like one of my own. I love him just the same. Then the other day I get a call that i got a water leak that used 50,000 gallons of wat

Shit Happens
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit

A Shit Load Of Vnv Nation
Epicentre: I asked myself "was I content" with the world that I once cherished Did it bring me to this darkened place to contemplate my perfect future I will not stand nor utter words against this tide of hate Losing sight of what and who I was again I'm so sorry if these seething words I say impress on you that I've become the anathema of my soul I can say that you're losing me I always tried to keep myself tied to this world but I know where this is leading (please) No tears No sympathy I can say that you're losing me but I must be that which I am Though I know where this could take me No tears No sympathy Gracefully Respectfully Facing conflict deep inside myself But here confined Losing control of what I could not change Gracefully Respectfully I ask you "please don't worry" not for me Don't turn your back Don't turn away Standing: Eyes betray the soul and bear it's thinking. Beyond words they say so many things to me. A stranger he

Shit
Am I allowed to say shit? Um there is all this stuff going on. I am trying to approve everyone for friends. I don't know what fan means or that stuff. I am trying to learn. Everyone seems kind of testy about points and things in here. So I really don't care about that. Nice to meet new people. I will try to update my profile. Thanks!

Shit I Missed
Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "Shit, I missed

Shit..
Well my dad had to have back surgury last tuesday and well it was 7 and 1/2 hours long and he lost almost all his blood he almost died and workers comp or w/e is trying to fuck him around and so hes got a lawyer and they are sueing his job and also the person who hit him on new years eve.. Well he hurt his back in o2 working then again in 05 so he had to have a sugury in o5 well they made him work and shit even though he was hurt and made him do things working that he wasnt suppose to be doing so yeah hes sueing and thats good that he is because its really fucked up hes like probally disabled for the rest of his life now because of this bullshit and it really pisses me off and makes me depressed because hes really bad hurting and they are being dicks and gah... anywayz yeah.... ..xx Beejay

Shitty Day
Ok, I had a shitty, pathetic excuse of a day. Missing an old friend on her birthday. Nasty tension headache all day. Coworkers have been bitches. And to top it all off, my ex gave me another load of his bullshit this evening. Soembody give me a laugh... please. :(

Shit Was Going Her Way That Day!
Falling woman saved by pile of... Wed Apr 4, 10:33 AM ET A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said. The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net). "Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said. "She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement." The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said. In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.

Shit Goes Wrong So Read The Words To My Song
LIFE CRASHES WHEN LOVE CLASHES HEARTS BURN TO ASHES DONT IT FEEL LIKE YOU JUST GOT BLASTED FROM THE PAIN YOU CANT TAKE NOR MAINTAIN THOUGHTS OF DEEP EMMOTIONS RUNNIN THROUGH UR BRAIN LIKE A DERAILED TRAIN HOW CAN ONE BE SAIN YET AND OR EXPLAIN THE MISTAKES HES MADE AND THE PRICE HES PAYED WHEN LOVE HAS NO PRICE BUT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS FILED WITH PAIN AND STRIF WITH A PERSON WHO ASKED TO BE YOUR WIFE 3 DAYS LATER TURNS TO SHIT AND YOU FEEL LIKE A BITCH NEVER BEEN HURT SAY YOU CANT FEEL PAIN SHIT THATS A LIE..AT LEAST THATS WHAT IM SAYIN AS TEARS FALL CRYING AGAINST THIS BATHROOM WALL STAREIN AT THE MIRROR WISHIN YOU GOT A CHANCE TO FEEL HER HOLD HER TOUCH HER SHOW HER YOU REALLY LOVE HER YOUR ONE TRUE LOVER SO YOU THOUGHT THEN YOU LOST IF THERES A GOD WHY IS HE A ASS AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FROM THE PAST MISTAKES ARE MADE NONES PERFECT..........

Shit
Man blogs are stupid no one really then unless they are your really good friend which is very few on here.... i have about three maybe that really do care.... other then that everyone else seem fake.... anyways so much for a blog that no one wil read except probably Jay cause hes a true friend and maybe Dan if he notices or Rick if he notices but on one e;lse will read it... but oh well its a good way to just vent and i have been needing to do aolt of that lately.......Anyways laters

Shit On My Mind
OK IF EVERYONE IS WONDERING Y I HAVENT REALLY BEEN MYSLEF LATLEY IT IS CUZ I GOT A FEW THINGS ON MY MIND THAT ARE BUGGING ME AND NO THIS BLOG AINT GONNA CONTAIN THEM SO TO BAD I WILL OPEN UP TO EVERYONE WHE THE TIME IS RIGHT OK EVERYBODY SO DONT GET TO WORRIED ABOUT ME IM A BIG BOY I WILL BE FINE IM JUST GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN MY LIL ISOLATION CHAMBER FOR A BIT YES I WILL TALK TO A FEW PPL THE ONES THAT I KNO REALLY CARE TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE BUT THE REST I KNO WHO MY TRUE FREINDS ARE ON HERE AND WHO I CAN CONSIDER A REAL FREIND EVEN IF I SEEN THEM IN REAL LIFE YES FREINDSHIPS LIKE THAT DO COME OF THIS PATHIC SITE BUT MOST IS JUST BULLSHIT ANYMORE PPL SAY THEY ARE YOUR FREIND TILL UR NOT AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS AND THEN BAM THEY STOP TALKING TO YA AND EVERYTHING ELSE BUT YET ANYWAYS ILL COME OUT AND TELL EVERYONE WUT IS REALLY BUGGING ME SOON ENOUGH I JUST GOTTA SE A FEW THINGS FIRST BUT UNTILL THEN HAVE FUN WITH LIFE AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT YHALL DO IM FUCKING OUTTA HERE

S - H - I - T
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. " 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it ? The man answered, " 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!'

Shitty Day
Today was a day from hell...Work was stressful with the employees who have a chip on their shoulders. Everyone seems to be made at me and i wish they would at least confront me on this problem. Its hard enough to get someone to doing something that i ask them to do. I do run the branch and it would be nice to make it a tight run office...i need a beer...someone wanna have one with me

Shit Aint Right!!!
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. ---------------------------------------------------- You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. ____________________ ______ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________

Shit Just Keeps Getting Worse... But The Beat Still Goes On!!!!
Yesturday while at work, my cell rang, it was my friend, and guitarist of our band lycan, J. i usually dont answer my phone at work, but something told me too... what he told me i wouldnt of expected, or anyone else at that! My friend, and the drummer of our band, Brandon A.K.A. Shroom, was on his way to our singers house, Jim, who is his cousin, when Brandon parked at the side of the road, and shot himself to death... he was an awesome drummer!!! Jimi i just devastated, and so are we. We all got together lastnight, without jim, who was at brandons house, with brandons girlfriend, and trying to make sence of it all. We drank and talked and such... im going to miss him!!!! we all will... R.I.P. Brother!!!

Shit I Feel Like Typing Get The Fuck Over It
~*~No name's were used in the making of this!!!~*~ THIS IS SOME FUCKING SHIT!!!! I JUST LOST A FRIEND WHO WAS LIKE MY FUCKING FATHER. . . .DUE TO SOME BITCH AND SOME SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WENT DOWN. I GOT BANNED FROM MY HOME LOUNGE. THATS LOVELY. . . .RIGHT. . . .. .. WTF IS WRONG WITH SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ON HERE. THINKING THERE THE SHIT JUST BECAUSE THEY KNOW PEOPLE?!?!? THIS DRAMA SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. I WANT MY FRIEND BACK BUT I CANT HAVE HIM BACK. I HATE THAT STUPID BITCH ~*~There for no one got hurt.~*~

Shit Happens
Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as

Shit! I Wanted Dallas To Be #!!!
Miami #1 For Road Rage In Latest Survey (CBS4) MIAMI Miami earns another dubious distinction. In the latest AutoVantage survey of road rage incidents in the top 25 cities, Miami came in number one, followed by New York, Boston, Los Angeles, and Washington D.C. The city with the fewest number of reported road rage incidents was Portland, Oregon, followed closely by Pittsburgh, Seattle, St. Louis, and Dallas.

Shit
So I"m all bored and at work so I started googling various things like I do and I ended up googling my last name. What pulled up was my dads section on the sex offender registry. The shit that went down for him to be on it was when I was younger and more willing to buy what my parents told me about. However I just read through his charges and it turns out it was much worse than I had any idea of. .. I'm pretty upset and still at work only now near tears cause despite the fact that me and my dad aren't close at all its still pretty harsh to find out about that. . .I kinda want to cry or go home.

Shitty
well lets see my family is like poor now.....we have no money for cigs...barely ne money for food...we can barely pay the bills. my dad works 2 jobs and they keep cutting his pay and cuttin his hours....me myself has been trying to find a job but havin no such luck....i cant use my moms van nemore becuz of gas prices which i think the prices are rediculous. my mom hasnt had a job in 5 years almost 6..my sister cant really look for one she has a kid to take care of...jj hasnt tried i dont think. i got dumped again...and the reason he gave me was stupid in my opinion but i wont get into it. i barely get to see my friends nemore...the only person i really see is chris. these are one of the times i wish i still lived in st.cloud. one of my friends keeps ditching me cuz other ppl come along and she decides to hang with them when she made plans with me first...so im kinda getting sick and tired of it and im about ready to tell her off.... my bday is in less than 3 months and i want

Shits And Giggles.
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Shit!
Well, it's Shit... that's right, Shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: you can get Shit-faced, be Shit-out-of-luck, or have Shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your Shit together, find a place for your Shit, or be asked to Shit or get off the pot. You can smoke Shit, buy Shit, sell Shit, lose Shit, find Shit, forget Shit, and tell others to eat Shit. Some people know their Shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and shineola. There are lucky Shits, dumb Shits, and crazy Shitss. There is bull Shit, horse Shit, and chicken Shit. You can throw Shit, sling Shit, catch Shit, shoot the Shit, or duck when the Shit hits the fan. You can give a Shit or serve Shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep Shit or be happier than a pig in Shit. Some days are colder than Shit, some days are hotter than Shit, and some days are just plain Shitty. Some music sounds like Shit, things can look li

The Shit We Do Fer Fun
I posted a blog about this new game system the (WII),,lol... This damn thing is giving me an hubby both a fucking work out like you wouldn't believe,, I am sore all over but it's a good thing cause I'm working muscles in which I never thought I had...tee hee.

Shit
Got my first tat the other day!! I lost my virginity!!! I was so freaking scared when my best bud kat went and took me but it was all ok because she was there. It didn't really hurt. I don't have a pic of it yet but i soon will as soon as i can get a cam because i lost mine at the park with nate. It freakin sucks because i wanted to get more pics and put them up. Oh well steve said he is going to get me another one soon since he is workin.

Shitty-ness
So tomorrow is the big birthday. Yup the big 31. I'm just glad that I don't look it. Sometimes I feel it. I'm not particularly looking forward to tomorrow. I've never had a good birthday since I was a kid, and since then some bullshit has always happened. Believe it or not, but I happen to be one of the unluckiest people you will ever know. Especially on my birthday. I broke my foot once on my birthday when my friend and I were on our way TO the bar, not from, but TO it. And I wasn't even drunk! Of couse we continued onward to the bar, danced all night, got drunk and forgot about the pain. Unfortunately when I woke up the next day and stood up for the first time, I fainted from the pain in my foot. Apparently when you break your foot you shouldn't walk OR dance on it. One birthday a few years a go was absolutely awful. It didn't matter what we did, nothing worked out. However, two weeks later I found out that I was pregnant, and a week after that, I found out t

Shit
Theres some shit that i have to express theres some stuff that i need to get off of my chest i dont know what is going on but i do understand that i have some problems of my own. i feel for someone that i cant be with that i know will never give me the love i want i wish i could feel that love that i deserve but i will never know what i want ..

Shit
Just some shit going on that I thought I would write about. Vegas was awsome! Wish I was still there. Im job hunting which really sucks. Still stuck somewhere inbetween in the relationship world. Which really sucks. The lack of love and emotional support is really depressing me. Why is it guys feel the need to with hold such valuable things? Isn't there a guy out there with a sense of humor and good heart? Very questioning puzzle. Well thats enough for one day. Catch you again on the next go around.

Shit.
so i still feel like shit. i cut all my hair off. all i do is sleep and cry. sleep and cry. what a life- got dumped; lied to; and now my ex all ready found someone else. yeah this sucks. life sucks. my hair sucks. Im going to end up getting fired from work. People think im crazy- im not; just really hurt. i dont need medicine.. i dont need a doctor.. well, i might. but; i need the love i had back- and her arms around mine.. mine around hers.. my lips kissing hers.. her body on mine- are ya catching me here.. I just want LaTisha back! She's my everything.. I'd do ANYTHING to just have her back.. and i mean that. im going insane here; but.. what can ya do.. people are sick of me crying; it's what helps me- and i dont care. Sorry im a human and I have feelings. Im going to bed.

Shit That Irritates Me #1
OK, I guess I'm officially "addicted" to Cherry Tap. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing...I've made some really cool friends already! But with the good comes the not-so-good, and even that isn't so bad...but it's irritating. What am I talking about? Well...there's a few trends on CT that I've noticed, and they really irritate the shit outta me. They aren't earth-shattering, and more than a few of you are probably rolling your eyes already, but it's MY blog so eff you if you don't like it! #1. Phony, bait-and-switch profile photos. What the fuck is wrong with you people!? Do you really need to achieve self-worth, gratification, and self-assertion in this world by luring people to your page to hopefully get a "fan" or a "rate" this way? I love seeing a pic of some sweet young thang, and clicking it to see "her" page and maybe some naughty pics...only to find a 55 year-old with her teeth in a jar next to her!!"Fan" you? Ha! Eff you! Here's a tip...people appreciate hon

Shit Talkers
Since i know i haven't been on in a few days i would like to just say.. If ur going to cause problems back the fuck up. If u cant stand someone happy then fuckin stay away. Like they say misery loves company. and if ur lookin to bring this chick down... then u have another thing coming.. Alls i am going to say is that only a few people know y im posting this.. It takes alot to bring me down or make me worry about things but right now. Im happy and in love so if u think for one sec that anyone is going to cause problems or even try to bring me down or destroy what i have. And if anyone tries.. ha ha i would love to see it.. Its not going to happen. I love Erik (aka WOO47) and i love my friends the very few selected ones that are close and know everything.. Oh and the ones that are wondering this is over something completely something different its not what most of ya'll know...

Shit Changes
Yeah , So, I've always thought I was a really good friend. I mean, yeah, I do tend to say things I shouldn't.. Or make decisions that might not be the best.. But when it comes to being there for someone, I'd like to think I'm a pro! So, I'm gonna leave names out though my close friends will kno who I am talking about.. I have 2 best friends, who both live out of state. I miss them both dearly. Like everyone else they both have there problems. But one has a problem with making good decisions. He likes to drink and well make an ass out of himself. Now I'm not going to act like I did nothing wrong.. I said something I shouldnt have. Let me rephrase that.. I said something I should have said privately to him and not publically for others to read. Now I am complete shit and he told me not to contact him again. I will always care about this person.. but I'm not going to take him being a bitch, not being able to handle the truth and to react like a child. I can only hope t

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
So I took my PC to the pawn shop today, and they would only give me $30. So I told them to suck my dick. Of course, they were a little bit confused, since I dont have a dick. LMAO. Anyway, looks like not only can I stay online, but Im pretty fucked as far as my rent goes. I dont think it will help at all, but could you all please pray for me, or at least send out good thoughts? I need all the help I can get.

Shit Happens
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If sh

.shit.
it would be nice... if just once... there was one single day... where everything actually didnt turn to shit but wishing never got anyone anywhere now did it? im really tired of winding up with a handful of shit. so...dear universe.. can you stop shitting on me? just for a lil while? please? ♥ me

Shit Happens And Then They Will Get Better!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~

The Shitith Has Hittith The Fannith
Why is it, that when you have a really good day at work...the minute you get home, all the shit hits the fucking fan? Why the hell must my family make me feel like shit on a daily basis. The way my mother was lecturing me, completely made me feel like shit. Like I am worthless. Just because I work a part time job..Its not good enough. Just because I work 39 hours but never 40...Im not good enough. Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck! Im so tired of people telling me I'm not good enough. I'm good enough for me. And god damn it - If thats not good enough for everyone else ..go fuck yourself with a fucking knife sideways motherfuckers!!!! In case you haven't noticed - I'm NOT in a good mood. Someone please put me out of my damn misery!!!!!!!!!!

Shitty Love Life .. Question For Guys...
Alright Here It Is!! Im Curious How Guys Would Feel In This Situation... Say You Were With This Girl Who Was 4 Years Younger Than You & Shes Underage Major... & She Treats You Like Shit.. & Shes Cheated On You Also "lost feelings" for you. but yet is so "IN Love" With YOu She Says... & You Meet A New Girl... You Kinda Like Her.. You Dump The Chick Who Treats You Like Shit.. & Also This New Girl Is Only A Year Younger Than You.. SO Better With Age (I Know Age Dont Always Matter But There Age Is Illegal...) N-E Who... You Get With This New Girl Where You Know She Wont Hurt You.. & Has Told You And Wants You To Not Get Hurt... But 6 Days Later You Break Up With Her.. Cus Your Confused... Then About Two Weeks Later You're Back With The Girl Who Treats You Like Shit... & Then One Day After Not Talking To THe New Girl Since A Week After You Broke Up With Her.. She Shows Up At Your House.. Tells you... She Really LIkes You .. You Dont Deserve To Be Treated Like Shit Like Y

Shit I Wont Rate
Okay, i rate a lot of youe photos but some of them i wont touch. I will not rate unicorn paintings or crap goth art. I will not rate cartoons unless you made them yourselves. I will not rate porn you found on the internet. I will not rate stupid flash slogans or gifs you found on the internet. I will avoid your fubar/cherry tap page if you dont post pictures of yourself. I will not add other men to my friends list unless by accident. If it has nothing to do with you i wont rate it.

Shit Happens I Geuss...
The sound should be deafening... The silence broken... with unmitigated violence... not even a smiling token... Yet no one cares... that I scream alone... without the love.... that I crave to own... But such is life... even played my part... To fall in Love... Only to be broken hearted...

Shit Happens.
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit! QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shi

Shit Never Changes...
So I got stood up...ME...OF ALL people. ME. I wanted to go out. My best friend said I could go to the bar with her. She was gonna turn around and come get me. The car "runs hot". Her boyfriend takes them to the bar, and turns all the way back around to come get me. NEVER FUCKING MIND I tell him. It's not worth the drive. On top of that...I don't know where my girlfriend is...Haven't heard from her since she left work...Stood up TWICE in one day. Damn, don't you wish you had my life? :'(

The Shit Never Ends...
dont have alot of time..so here is the long and short of it...had a coucbh surfer...said caouch surfer threw away bills.....now its caught to me...no phone/net....limited income (ssi/ssdi) and no cluw when/if i can pay this off...have a friend who is offering to help (IF YOU ARE READING THIS...PLEASE CHECK YOUR FUBAR MAIL..ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONTACT YOU UNTIL YOU SEND ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.) until then im screwed....i guess its true that no good deed goes unpunished...let some stay in your home for FREE and this is what happens...o well live and learn....will be back at the library tomorrow weather permitting....talk then

Shit On My Mind
somethings will never change, every nigga is gonna bang, it stays this way from state to state, contry 2 contry, some think its fun but alot of the thugs now seem 2 be real young, they dont know what they're bangin for they dont even know how to use the damn gun right, they aim like there drunk all the time and now all they wanna do is sit around an get high, they cant put in work right and thier mouthpieces get the block caught it might seem like im compaining but its only the truth, lil niggas today are as trust worthy as the police they get there hands on a heat and the whole set will never sleep.

Shit
Even if you feel great, you still have something to get off your chest. See if you can find someone who's willing to listen for as long as it takes, as it might take more time and energy than you anticipate. (oh fuck this can only be bad........... because yes I do have something thats bothering me)

Shitty
So I'm taking a fubar survey about auto advertising and part of it asks you to watch a video. The stupid thing wouldn't play!!! So I couldn't continue and I loose out. I haven't been able to complete a survey yet!

Shit From My Mind
SHIT BEEN HAVING THESE WERID DREAMS THE LAST TWO OR THREE NIGHTS! CAN NOT REALLY SAY WHAT THEY MEAN OR WHO'S IN THEM .......BUT I CAN TELL U THEY ARE REALLY SCARING ME THOUGH !I KNOW THAT THERE ARE A FEW THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE CAUSEING STRESS FOR ME BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD EFFECT ME WHILE I SLEPT! EVEN THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE DIFFERENT. I HAVE NOTICED THE STRESS LEVEL AT THE HOUSE HAS ROSE VERY HIGH. IT HAS GONE UP SO HIGH THAT CERTAIN THINGS THAT USED TO HAPPEN DON'T! JUST LITTLE THINGS LIKE MY GIRL AND I JUST RELAXING, CHILLING, CUDDLING,SEX! ALL OF THIS HAS DROPPED SINCE I HAVE NOTICE THE STRESS LEVEL GO UP ! NOW THIS STRESS LEVEL WENT UP SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT AFTER MY GIRL SAID TO ME .............. I THINK WE NEED TO START THINGS FROM THE START! JUST LIKE WE FIRST STARTED GOING OUT.NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M NOT BITCHING OR TRYING TO START ANYTHING OK !!???? BUT ANY WHO MY GIRL AHS BEEN ASKING WHATS WRONG WITH ME LATELY. WELL THE ONLY TH

Shit
Well, Dennis is on another one of his screaming yelling ranting shits again.... BUT THE GOOD NEWS... I did something OTHER than save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico... I got a job... lol, yay... pays 14.25 an hour... fun huh?? Yeah, well, at least I'll be able to move out on my own now... which will be here pretty soon... Dennis got an apartment and he moves in tomorrow... more than likely I'll stay there til i get a few pay checks, and my car fixed... then I'll get a place of my own... I'm so sick and tired of being yelled at, and treated like shit, and called names.... I'm so sick of being so depressed that I'm in tears, and don't wanna get outta bed... I'm sick of living like this... and the girls shouldn't have to see it either.... So, thats the plan, the plot, and the way things are... it's gonna be nice... I've gotten so sick and tired of dealing with his bullshit.... it'slike, endless... he finds some reason to bitch... always.... he bitches at me for

Shit!!!......lmao
Just for Shits an Giggles(lol)...im bored..here goes Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like

Shit, They Almost Caught Me!!
Police Look for Nude Man Walking Dogs Sep 12, 5:09 PM (ET) LITCHFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Police say they are on the lookout for a nude man who was spotted taking a stroll with two dogs on Monday. Police say the man was seen by a female jogger in the woods of the White Memorial Foundation. Mary stolle, athletic director at nearby Wamogo Regional High School, said the school's cross country teams were diverted from the woods where they had been training into White Memorial's museum as a precaution. The suspect is a tall white man with thin hair who is believed to be in his 50s.

Shit, They Should Have Just Bent Over If They Wanted More!!
South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Inmates Go on Sausage 'Temper Tantrum' By Associated Press 9:20 PM EDT, September 13, 2007 HOBBS, N.M. Some Lea County inmates set fires and broke toilets and windows after being told they would be allowed only one sausage at dinner. Jail officials said the inmates began yelling and banging on their doors in what they described in a news release as a "temper tantrum." Officers from the Lea County Sheriff's and Hobbs Police departments were called in to restore control, and the jail was locked down after Tuesday night's incident. Some 33 prisoners were involved, Warden Jann Gartman said. The remaining 300-plus prisoners at the jail accepted the meal without incident, authorities said. The damage to the jail was light, with some smoke damage and broken toilets and windows, the warden said.

Shit Hits The Fan
ok why does this shit always happen. iv meet two different woman. both are really cool, and i think like me. now iv know one a day longer then the other. and if things get seroius with one or even both of them. i dont want to hurt eather one. why is it that everytime i meet someone something like this always happens. now for the 1st time i have options to be with more then one woman and i have to stop and think. both of them i can see getting to know and growing into a relationship. both have very good physical features, and great personiltys. but no matter what happenes i want to stay friends with both. is there away that i can stay friends with both of them, if i feel a spark with one and not the other??? ohhh shit, or what will happen if i feel a spark with both??? when then hell knowin my luck neather one will talk to me by the time this is all over.

Shits And Giggles
1.Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Shitty
WELL...MOST EVERY THING HAS FALLEN APART THIS MONTH IM SUCH A FREAKING MESS...AS EVERY ONE KNOWS...IV BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SARAH....SHE WAS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL A FEW WEEKS AGO...IS IN THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME...AND GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YR...SO ...I TOOK HER TO SOUTHWESTERN AND THEY FINALLY ADMITTED HER TO THE BEHAVER PLACE OUT THERE...I SPENT THE WHOLE DAMNED DAY OUT THERE ...IM TIRED....HOPEFULLY THIS HELPS....I SO DONT WANT HER TO TURN INTO A DRUG HEAD AND TURN OUT TO BE SOME CRAZY WACKED OUT PERSON....I CRIED WHEN I LEFT HER...SHE WAS CRYING..BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING FOR HER.... AND....IM SINGLE AGAIN...FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I LISTENED TO MY GUT INSTINCT...AND JUST ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG...WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS IM JUST 2 BUSY...AND MY PERSONAL LIFE WAS GETTING IN THE WAY AND IT WAS MORE THAN HE COULD TAKE..SHIT ...I DONT BLAME HIM..ITS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE SOMETIMES...IM JUST VERY DISAPOINTED IN HIM...I THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN

Shit Happenz
>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST >FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit may >just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You >can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.>>With a >little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit, >or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell >shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat shit.>>Some >people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between > >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. >?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, >sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits the >fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find >yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days

Shit =d
This story was told to me in Swedish but I'll try to trancelate =) On the airplane to a vacationtrip the captain left his ordinary message to the passangers: - This is captain Bengtsson speaking, time is now 11.00 local time on Grand Canary and we will arrive at 13.45 local time. It's clogfree etc etc. Me and my crew wish you all a pleasent holiday, and he ends the conversaition without closing the mic he forgets to. -Have you the autopilote on Grand Canary Lennart? -Yep it's on says second pilote - Good, I'm just going to shit and then I will bring Monica here and fuck her real hard, she never deny that. All passangeres and staff on the plane can hear this conversation. One of the flightstaff girls begins to run to warn the captains about the mic but she stumbles and fall flat on the floor and a Gentleman leans over her and say to her - Take it easy, he just have to shit first OMG lol smile

Shitting Violently
So this chick posts a MuMM about drinking. I told her to drink violently till she shits herself because thats so attractive. She entered my shout box. She said, and I will quote, "your an ass" Then blocked me. Show this herpes infested cunt bubble some love! Findme3

Shit
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can be shit faced, Shit out of luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit Or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, Buy shit, sell shit, Lose shit, find shit, Forget shit, And tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit, While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, Dumb shits, Crazy shits, And sweet shits. There is bull shit, Horse shit And chicken shit. You can throw shit, Sling shit, Catch shit, Shoot the shit, Or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit Or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit Or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, Some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, Things can look like shit, And there are

Shit Starting
alright im tired of people starting there little internet arguements with me and then they have the nerve to 1) get there friends after me 2) act like the victim 3) get the law enforcement involved 4) use false pretense. alright if your gonna start shit with me leave it between you and me dont run to your little internet buddies because they cant help you anymore than you can help yourself and by people getting the law involved that is a violation of the INTERNET PRIVACY ACT which clearly states that im bound to the fubar terms of service and if i do something that you dont like fubar provides a block button which means that the federal and judicial members cannot get involved and if you like to think that way, im gonna end this with a fuck you and have a nice day

Shits And The Internet
Only joking about the gig, only round things i play with are my balls..... anyway I should be in Brazil, but due to a family illness i am in blighty at the moment, still nice to see my family and everything is kinda o.k. now. Oh yeah, i was close to shitting myself to death last week. So i have been doing normal stuff, and i am bored already, so it's at this time i trawl the internet for stuff. What ethnic girl should i date ? http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_ethnic_girl_should_you_date How to spot a Katoey (a must read for any male visitors to Thailand) http://www.conanstevens.com/tall-actors-giant-life/tall-giant-in-thailand/10-top-ways-to-spot-a-ladyboy-katoey-in-thailand.html I was saddened to hear that the hamas micky mouse had been being beaten to death by an "Israeli agent", still he was "martyred defending his land" like i always say, you cannot start indoctrinating the children into hate early enough. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6257594

The Shit List
1. Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit in the toilet. 2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. 3. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants. 4. Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit some more. 5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit: The kind where you strain so much to get the shit out you practically have a stroke. 6. Richard Simmons Shit: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds. 7. Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. 8. Gassy Shit: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling. 9. Drinker Shit: The kind o

Shite Shite Shite An More Shite!
Ok,heard the latest over the counter scare??.....It's called Crazy Glue in Preperation H!....Oh,an if shit were worth something??....Poor people would be born without assholes!.Talk about some (bummers)!......LMAO......Now that's a real pain in the ass!...Furthermore,cowboy hats an hemorrhoids have in common that sooner or later every asshole has one!....ROTF

Shit Happens
# Taoism: Shit happens. # Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." # Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. # Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? # Hinduism: This shit has happened before. # Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. # Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. # Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. # Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. # Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. # Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. # Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. # Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. # Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. # Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. # Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. #

A Shitty Start But A Somewhat Happy Ending.
OK so the Halloween party was going really well. We all wanted to play a game so, we went upstairs to my friends apartment, and started to play a game of Moose Head. For all that do not know what this is, you try to bounce a quarter into a bowl full of beer (1 bottle) if you get it in on the bounce, the last person that puts moose ears on their head and says, "moose head" has to drink the bowl. Well, I did this like 3 times within just a few minutes. Needless to say I was feeling pretty good, but not like totally trashed. Just a good ole buzz. Well, more people started to come up and play. There was one guy who is an ex-army guy who I've never had the chance to meet, but he is one of my really good friends, brother. His name is Hill, he's fought over in Iraq and he is currently studying Russian so he can get back into the army. Everyone was like OMG, you're going to be a Russian spy, and me having a little knowledge was the only one that got he was trying to be in Special Forces, but--

Shit Gets Real
Doesnt sometimes its just seems time has just flew by without you even noticing it? Michelle and I were just sitting and talking about what we were going to be doing in 5 years and the kids or what not and I got to thinking about lots of stuff. Like how I love my JR so much its crazy. My father and I used to sing this song together by the dramatics, What you see is what you get. You know that song, some people, are made of plastic, you know some people, are made of wood. I have so many great memories like that of my father, of whom I havent seen since the mid 90's I believe. But when Michelle and I began to talk, I just welled up. And realized how much I miss him and how much I miss the days when things were simple. You know like when you wanted money to want it, and not because you need it to pay off that guy that calls your house 4 times a day...When your responsiblities were keepin your room clean, no wife/husband and kids. I love em dont get me wrong, but life is soooo dam

Shitty Life Lately.... :(
not so much for me, but for someone really important to me. he is the one that is there for me when im down and always seems to have the answers to everyones problems. he is my best friend and i want to help him cheer up. he wont be online till tomorrow night and i wanted to do something nice for him. will you help me? i want to try to get him leveled, or at least close to it so he has something to smile about when he gets home. will you help? please go to his profile and leave him as much love as possible? PLEASE!!! it would be awesome if he got a lot of awesome comments so he can see that people to care, plus photo comments are his fav thing too. lol. its always cool to hear people say good things about you. it helps cheer alot of people up :) please and thank you in advance. God Bless SilverBlood (rate/add/fan plz)@ fubar

Shit Happens !!!
Dear all, am now signing off for the night and thought that I might do so leaving you with the following for your consideration which just might be...THE MOST UNIVERSAL AND FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE... WHAT IS IT... ??? (HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE).... Well, it's SHIT ... that's right, SHIT ! Shit may just be the most functional and universally employed word in the English language. Why ??? Because,,, You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and maybe even tell others to eat shit. On the other hand, some people "know their shit," while others "can't tell the difference between shit and shineola." There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There also is bullshit, horseshit, and chickenshit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot-the-shit, and/or duck when the shit hits-the-fan. You can also give-a-shit and/or serve shit-on-a-shingle. You can find yourself i

Shit On Again
i thought i was going to be with the man that i love. boy was i wrong. I guess the love that i have for him and the son we have together wasn't enough. he chose another woman. What did i do wrong. There is nothing i wouldn't do for him. I guess it's just time for me to move on and wait for the real love of my life. I hope he's happy with the other girl. If they split again he will be alone again because i won't be there waiting for him. I've had enough of the head games. My head and heart hurt way too much to put myself through that again. I'm sorry Kyle. I'll be your friend but nothing more unless you can show me you're for real. If not I am done.

Shitty Shitty
FUCK BAKERSFIELD IS FUCKING SHITTY ASS HELL THERE ANT NEVER NOTHING TO DO HERE SHIT THIS TOWN SUCKS THERES HATERS LIKEE A MUTHAFUCKA FUCK MY HATERS NO WAIT THERE MY BIGGEST FANS HATEING ME WONT U PRETTY HAHA FUCK U HOEZ LMFAO GET KNOCKED OUT TRAMPS

Shitty Day - A Long Rant
Yesterday was a seriously shitty day. I had to drive my kids three and a half hours to meet their father halfway to his house so they could spend Thanksgiving with him and his family. A friend of mine was supposed to ride with me, but bailed on me. That made me mad. Then my ex was almost an hour late. He brought his new wife with him and she was rude as hell to me. I am the one who should be rude because I caught her sleeping with him before he and I split up. In fact, she is the "straw the broke the camel's back" and ended my marriage. When I went to get the girl's coats, the ex and the skank had already loaded the girls and wouldn't let me hug or kiss them goodbye. All I could do was just wave and tell them I love them. Broke my heart. Then I ran into serious storms on the way home, realized my windshield wipers didn't work, had to drive really slow, and coughed my head off the whole way. I decided to stop and get a Dr. Pepper and as I pulled back onto the interstate, the

Shit
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. ; You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the

Shit
EVERYONE HERE HATES ME NOONE EVEN CARES THE FACT THAT I WILL BE GONE ONE DAY & NOONE WILL SHED A TEAR MY LIFE WAS NICE UNTIL THIS DAY NOW ITS SO SHITTY I CRY ALL THE TIME INSIDE I DONT NEED ANY PITTY NO PITTY FROM WORK NO PITTY FROM HOME I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE TO CRY TO DIE THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit List
I recently began a journey into a lifestyle of 24/7 BDSM. This fits me well for many reasons. I’m a freak. I like to be constantly involved in mental foreplay. I love knowing that I can make someone SO delighted. It’s like Christmas every day! Because of this, I almost diverted back to being the lonely needy girl I used to be. Falling for all the wrong guys is a bad habit to start back into. Luckily my experience in relationships has stuck with me like riding a bicycle. Always pay attention to the red flags! I don’t care how enamored he has you or how right it feels. If there are caution signs going up around you, there is a reason! I had to learn this from my true Master. There is no need for this to be anything but a fun and enjoyable lifestyle. My former master seemed so comforting when he needed to be most. He showed nurture and support as often as the devil himself could. He acted encouraging and so rewarding. What could a man so wonderful possibly do so wrong? Isn’t that t

Shit...
Shit… White sand, black beach Bleach the skin white, the light gives me a fright I stand in the dark, not in memory of any Despair for all, courage of many Desolate and forbidden, given in strife Illusions of greatness, falsities of fame No one to blame My Blood flows into a flood I taste the pain of the strain Told to gain and gain No longer a puppet for them to train Fictitious and joyous Closest I can get Godliness, please permit And I will admit To be impervious to all this shit By me

Shitty Friends!!!
here is my problem, I have like 187 fiends, and every time i get on this shit i leave every one of them a profile comment! i spend like 2 to 2 and a half hours doing that shit! don't get me wrong i don't mind cause if your on my friends list i feel i owe it to you.. What really pisses me off is i only get like mabe 6 to 8 back! now thats fucked!! I'ts not every one, cause i do have some down mother fuckers who always return the luv!! its the other that just blow shit off!! here is the question.. Does this shit happen to you? and how do you feel about it? Tell me what you think? Am i just being a bitch? or do i have a lagit point!

Shit
i tell ya everything turns to shit this time of year people go crazy kill others break up with long time loves and pretty much shit on each other except on christmas ever ones nice and will tolerate people but after the 25 they'er just as mean and hateful as they are the rest of the 12 month in our calander the other 11 months everythings normal. did you know in the state of iowa people get in fights in the malls more often between dec. 3 and jan. 3 i mean i thought this month was for giving not taking unless your giving the punches for xmas then i must be crazy and then you have to look at life in genral there is way to much drama and way to many games going on in relationships in friendships i dont know when life turned to shit but it is shit now and will be shit forever

Shit Missiles
Here I am, talking to my asshole about the shit he has to do in iraq and he has inspired me to write a story about shit Here is the story Well, the other day, he was cleaning shit in a metal box and he says that he has to burn it and stir it. Imagine the amount of shit that he has to stir.There is about 30-40 of them and its like a week's shit.And, he have to stir it like making a chocolate shake which is kind of gross. Anyway, my suggestion to him was to just put a bomb inside and make it explode. I wondered will there be any shit remaining and will the shit scattered around after the explosion and covered him and othe others with shit. That be quite a sight. LOL Another suggestion was that have the missiles filled up with shit and then fire them to hostile area. So, when the missile is up into the air, it will opened up and drop the shit on the enemy's ground and they be filled with shit. Normally, they be wondering what is it and will use a finger to touch it and taste

Shit I Done In 07
DJ resume... Shit i did in 2007 Jan-April DJ parties in my apt. hot spots in Bloom April-DJ two frat mixers at Bloom Sept 2006-Feb 2007 - Started BloRadio - very 1st Radio show. not dat good March 2007- Joined Sweet Azz Radio w/ Ravin, Neurotica & DJ Scarface from Detroit May 2007 - Changed to Sweet Azz Crunk Radio; joined Live 365 July 2007 - Station Folded; Benz a Live 365 Free Agent June 2007 - Released Kiko Kaniver : True Face July 2007 - Constructed a Mega Freestyle wit my Warriorz Crew July 2007 - Kaysarasara(track off Revolver mixtape) top 10 in Underground August 2007 - Joined Stang's Underground w/ Jeezy n Stang. one of top stations in Fubar August 2007 - Released Kiko Kaniver: Probable Cause August 2007 - Signed to Argento Records September 2007 - Became an Incasso Rep September 2007 - started workin in A&R studios; makin albums wit C.F. Don La Chez October 2007 - Released True Face online October 24th 2007- Conference Call

The Shit!
A dookie is a thing of beauty; like a chocolate butterfly springing from the cocoon that is my anus. I've left turds that I felt guilty flushing. I have actually waved 'good-bye' to poop while it was being flushed. In fact in High School we wrote a song about someone who left the biggest crap ever...I shit you not. To the tune of "Amazing Grace" Amazing turd; how great the man, Who pinched a loaf like thee. You once were great, But now you're flushed; Our mascot in stall three. Fecal matter is hilarious; I spend amazing amounts of time dreaming of my next big one. I have decided to share the following scat-based story until the next mud muffin stops by. Here we go... I was at work and needed to poop. Usually I can hold it, or at least free up some room by pissing or trying to slip a fart out. That didn't work on this one though: this one wasn't fucking around - it wanted out in a bad way. This was the dreaded Duke: the kind that makes you sweat like

Shitty Drivers
Women are good at a lot of things: talking, pestering me, giving me boners, but elite driving skills will never be found upon this list. I've noticed there is a difference between men and women drivers and this is what it is. Men drive like shit on purpose, woman do it without knowing. I think guys have the inherent ability to drive well, they just choose not to. We make a conscious decision to cut across 3 lanes at 100 mph before doing so. We understand it's wrong, and we know what we hope to accomplish by doing so the reasons are various, and could include ingenious attempts to impress girls in a nearby car, or with hopes that a NASCAR recruiter is driving by and sees our untapped talent. Woman on the other hand will run a red light, cut you off, hit a dog and then slow down to admire a nice flower bed in someone's front yard - which causes this: None of this is intended though - and what's worse is that women are almost always completely u

Shitty Shirt Saturday....
Well the time has come upon us. The time for me to hit the Thrift Store. Then walk out with my Shitty Shirt. Then go to a bar with it on. And see everyone react to my Shirt. and when i mean react. I mean either laughing their ass off, or puking. That's my goal! Lmfao Oh and there will be pictures taken. So keep a close eye out for them. Either late tonight, or tomorrow afternoon, not the morning. I'll be hung over and still in bed by then. Anyway, WISH ME LUCK :D

Shitty Shirt Pictures....
you know, i maybe sick right now. I maybe passed out in my bed not feeling good, but to know that you went to my pictures and gave them some love. That would be awesome, cause i always love reading what you have to say about my pictures. Sometimes a comment can go a LONG WAY to making a person feel a lot better :D

Shit On My Mind
whats good ppl well me iam doing ok i guess beside the fact tht iam single and i hate and iam not use to it . i miss being in a realationship but my last realationship i was in shit got ugly towards the end i just want someone who is good and happy with me ya dig. now on to the nexthing iam tryin to get back on top with my money shit being fuck up with out a job is no fuckin fun i tell you tht hopefully tht all cjange this week with a few interview tht i had this week wish me luck

Shit Happens
Ha!!! HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music

Shit Sucks
for the last year or so my life hasnt been that well...been goin thru a lot of bad things....and trying to pull my life back together..but it seems that everyone i know in my family has their own negative opinion of me... if i was just bullshitting with my life i would understand them being like that...but i am actually fighting to stay afloat and none of them even know what i go thru on a daily basis... i am trying to get my shit together so i can move back to ky cause i thought things would be nice being back home but its nothing here for me... i dont expect a break from anyone but i dont think its far to judge someone that u dont even know what they are goin thru and that u really dont know....

Shit Outta Luck
Man accused of soiling laundry room Tue Jan 22, 9:06 PM ET Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in an apartment building's basement laundry room led to charges Thursday against a 19-year-old man. Authorities said Ronnie A. Ballard was arrested after a woman whose laundry had been soiled chased him back to his apartment in an adjoining building. Residents also reported finding feces in shoes and boots in an apartment hallway and in washing machines where it soiled a comforter, baby clothes and other items that had to be thrown out. Ballard was charged with three counts of disorderly conduct, three counts of criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping. Court records showed he also is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties. Ballard was jailed in lieu of $1,400 bail.

Shitty Pics Getting Shitty Ratings
Why is it that if i rate your shitty ass pic a 1, cause you are either too old to be wearing some of that shit or, your an old guy with a my space pic lookin all gay and tryin to pick up some teenage girl, you gotta rate my funny pics a 1 and block me? Pussy's, it is what it is so you can suck my dick ho cake mother fucker!!!!!!!! Now what?

Shit Happens, So What.
Pain; A strange phenomenon, not wanted, not expected, not hoped for…..but got it anyway. One of the first questions people ask themselves…WHY ME ?????. well the answer is quite simple…. WHY NOT!!!!, who are we to think this will not happen to us, I mean it happens but always to someone else and not close to home. And all of a sudden(????)…things get different, I’m in pain tooo sh**, f*** etc, but this is not possible I’m still young (40+) this is unacceptable, no whining and nagging just keep going on it will pas. Yep for a lot of people it will go away and for a lot of people it will stay, auch pain I’m so sad…. Haven’t done anything different lately, I really don’t get it. Okay lets go to see the doctor because the pain is everywhere in my body, if you are lucky you will be sent to a good specialist but if you are unlucky ( which happens most) you will get some magical medication and need to come back in 3 or 6 months. Where in the world do doctors get the magical 3 and 6 months??

Shit Happens Yet Again.....
life is bullshit anymore.... just lost another buddy over the weekend. i hate this fucking shit. people around me are dieing or im friends with someone who is having to deal with a death. im tired of this shit.......its just not right...... and please dont tell me all about yoru "god" this and that bullshit either!!!!! this was just plain wrong!!!!!!!!

Shitty News
will today i went in for my normal chemo therpy but be4 i started i wanted to talk 2 the dr. I was curious why i was doing so many scans and mri's and bone scans. she told me that they cannot kill the cancer cells in my lungs can only control them. she also told me i wasnt suppose to have live this long from stage 4 colon cancer and what i hav been thru. she said that only 8% live past 5 years and she doesnt see me living that long. I can not accept this no way in hell i been fighting this shit almost 2 years to let her tell me im dying. Im gonna get a second opinion a thrid , fourth whatever i need to fine some1 who can tell me something better and that they can help me beat the sicking diaease

Shit
I guess I have gotten to the point where I almost want to turn my back on ciety again and return to the quiet of the woods. What got me to this point is the fact I am getting tired of people to a point . They are always in a hurry and when they get to where they are going they forget what they were after . I am one for the simple things , my health is one thing I am proud to have , but I am not happy . If I stay in the city I kno what I need to make me feel better and thats a vacation away from everyone for a week . Maybe after I get back things will be clearer . Maybe !

Shit U Do When U Shouldnt
ya know when u stay up for like 3days...then get drunk...not a real good idea...u end doing stupid shit and hurtin waaaaaay too many ppl includin the ones u love most....so fo those who might read this im sorry for what ive done or not done...and for things ive said or not said...... im sorry

Shit That Happens In Life...
Why the fuck do ppl like to start a lot of drama for... well that is a good question... I think that ppl do it cause that is the only thing that they have to do... I guess that they are that bored in life that they have to start shit with other ppl that don't even talk to them... So can somebody tell me when the fuck is going on here... That would be a lot of help for me... How do I deal with this shit and not get into trouble with anyone else??? Comments would be great help to me... Ty... ~Susan~

Shit Happins
befor i moved to texas city my ex roommate would not give my shit he wanted me to pay him 175 just to get shit out of his apt my stepdad call a cop i told the cop that i had to pay 175 to my shit out he said fuck no i come with you to get your shit all my ex roommate was useing me for my SSI money the cop help me get my shit back my ex roommate told the cop that had to pay 175 the cop said fuck no he doesn't after i got my shit back in my stepdads car i asked the cop if he a JUGGALO he said fuck yes i said i'm to thanks for the help homie he said np he gave 3 oz of pot and a 2 8 balls of coke i said thanks homie he said anything for a JUGGALO.

Shit I Think About
what if school never existed what if we had control of our lives without the government why does anyone give a fuck what i think someone should kill Britney spears and chop her head off what the fuck is are world amounting to? if the world ended who would care?

Shit
Its shitty outside and I have a fuckin migraine. A second ago my alma mater college called asking me to participate in their focus group. Yeah, right, they can go fuck themselves with a big plastic dick. I didn't say that, but I said I won't be in town the whole May (lie), and the guy asked if I would be available for just 1 hr. Yeah, fuckin douchebag, let me leave whatever the place I'm going to (nowhere really, but he doesn't know that) and attend your fuckin focus group. ARGHH. I hate that place.

Shit
What is your middle name? NOYB What color is your mailbox? Black Are you single? Yes Have you ever hit a deer? No Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? No What color is your room? Wood Do you have a small driveway? Yes Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No What do you do first in the morning? Go pee What brand is your printer? IDK Do you enjoy fighting with people? No Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Both Who was your kindergarten teacher? IDK What is your ringtone? IDK Are you taller than your mom? Yes What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? Fuck Are you God? At times I can be Do you like someone? Yes Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? No Does anything hurt on your body right now? Yup Do you often cry during a movie? Yea Last phone call you received? Mom Last text message? Crawford Do you hate your life? At times Do you get mad easily? Nah

Shit Happens
ok so alot of ppl wonder where the hell iv been. I live in a small town and there is a shortage of work and nothing to do. for the past 3 months iv been stuck at my parents place in the country. iv been planning to leave it as soon as possible, alot of shit has happened since i moved back. Now im an optimist in the making and i believe that we have highs and lows and eventually universal energies realign themselves and things get better, which is whats happening..i used to work as a security guard for 2 years, so instead of looking for a better job i just stuck it for 3 months to get my unemployment insurance back n now that i finally have it, im moving on up...5 fucking years of stalling to make my dreams come tru..well nomore fucking around..i mean my dream career is explosive demolition or pyrotechnics. yes im still surprized i havent blown myself away yet *knocks on wood* the only prob i have with the dream is finding the job that does it and will train...iv found THE job site but

Shit Tagged A Long Time Ago
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. __________ *Blame it on the alcohol induced Coma I've been in since I turned 21 for the reason why its taken so long for me to post this* 1: I'm really a very shy person when met in real life. On the internet and phone I can talk about pretty much anything but you get me in person and I become Ms. Angelic. 2: I'm really paranoid about people being near my feet. I don't realize it normally but if anyone gets near my feet I move them without thinking. That is due to Major tickle-itis of the feet. 3: I've got a wishbone on my left hand. Go ahead, ask me about that one. 4: I'm not a racist person but I do believe in the ability of being Racis

Shit That Was Today
This started out being a mumm, asking a question, but was too long n drawn out to post so I am blogging. This is the deal...someone involved with my family was in a fight today, and ended up knifing someone else, and didn't really care, he was layin on the couch, like any other day. My grandchildren witnessed this fight, as did my step daughter. Well this person is around my grandchildren all the time and brought the knife into the house with blood on it, where my grandchildren live. So as I was leaving with my granddaughter I called 911 and let them know what happened, they already had cops on the scene, I stopped by and talked to them, gave them details that I knew. Well subsequently he was arrested and the police searched the house, found the knife, and drugs. My step daughter's mother took the baby, 3 months old mind you, to the ER because he was very irritable, and inconsolable. He is being kept for observation overnight. They ran a blood n urine test on him, and co

Shit
Well, if it's not one thing it's a fucking other. Seriously... I can not handle all this. The past year dennis has fought and fought to not sign the divorce papers... kept fighting the divorce... he meets some chick online and wants to move her here around my kids (keep in mind i dont know this chick AT ALL) and i'm like, HELLO?!?!? Just 3 weeks ago you were refusing to sign the fucking divorce papers, and acting like some delusional dick like we would eventually get back together... seriously, hasn't been that long ago... although i can't remember his exact words... and didn't want the divorce. Although, yes, I'm thankful as hell he wants the god damn divorce, because at least now I can be free of him. But I am not at all ok with him even discussing moving some chick in with him that i don't know. MY kids live there, too. So fuck that shit. I'm so fucking close to saying fuck this shit and moving me and my kids to oregon. I have dealt with so much shit from him and his fucked up fa

Shit
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when

Shitty Poems I Wrote
Ancient clocks tick away meaningless hours Endless heartbeat Staring out the window for hours I see nothing Bitter vials of hate freezing my skin I need you Pain shreds through me in stabbing waves It's so real Blades tear across the pages of epic tales I'm sorry Swallowing strange pills for nothing I'm afraid Acid kisses burn my lips Why me Screaming silently, no one knows Listen to me Writhing abominations coils inside of me Get out Self secluded, publicly isolated So cold Whispered affections on forked tongues All lies Memories of immortal loathing I remember Alabaster blindness in an obsidian world Denial Blood seeps under my nails I deserve this Where my flesh yields to razorblade smiles An empty life Why does no one understand? Here I am Trembling in the darkest corner I realize My life is not a game Oh how the whip-or-will wails, And whimsy willows weep. When white winds whisper, warped through woods, To lull you back to sleep. Ebon

Shit Happens 1
Why do people bring drama into the lounges? Cause they want to bring everyone else down to their level it seems. They can't leave the real world behind an have fun with others so they want to do what it takes to make life less fun for everyone else. Why can't they just grow up an act like an adult? Probably cause they don't know how. For those types i have some advice for get off fubar an leave it alone, cause I am here to have fun an enjoy myself.

The Shit List
Count Chocula Ronald Mc Donald That one guy that cut me off on the way the airport Stuck up people People that treat animals like their children People that hurt animals People that hurt children People that use dead animals to beat children People that breed and have no money for kids People that don't care People that care too much People that believe infomercials People that lie when they know they're caught People who tell the truth when they should lie COPS...this is a blanketed loathing take offense if applicable People that say that the Confederacy will rise again People that are weak People that text me the fucking chain mail bull shit FUCK YOU! People that think they have just one 3 million dollars People that stare at me when I garden People that tell me my kids look like their dad (except the kids that look like him) People that say " you re just like your father"(FUCK YOU MOM) People that are disrespectful

Shitty
I feel really shitty right now. i only get to see my boyfriend once week, because he's either too pissy, sleeping/tired, or is spending all his time with his friend Fred. Then when he is over here, he doesn't stay over very long. I just want to slap him or something. So, I'm left home alone... again. But at least I have wine coolers :) I hate being lonely though, it sucks.

Shitty Dreams With Exes And Tired Of Hurting
i relived parts of the past 2 years last night.it was strange because it was a mix of two relationships. things that happened in two different ones to two different people happened but only with the one.i hurt so much right now.my body is so sore. the dream was so intense. i don't understand why this keeps happening. why i do i keep having to relive really painful things?i relived fights, beatings,a horrible pregnancy,being deserted, and thats just to name a few.i hate sleeping. i hate feeling this way and i keep trying to stuff about and people keep bringing me back down.i don't want to think about my baby, or think about what shitty thing my last 2 exes did. or how i fucked up and made them do bad things to me and im sick of hurting

Shit Comes In All Hues! Racism Stinks! An Open Letter To Racists Of All Shades!
Greetings and salutations all my fellow FuBarBarians: I must say, There have been quite a few white power and white pride folks that automatically think I am one with them on some level. After all I did write an article about Why if you are living with in the greater united states you should Speak the language of the land. This has to do with communication not racism. I am talking about life and death communication, not "how was your day today?" conversations. I get a lot of flack because I refer to my self as the Norse Viking, and that I am White and Male. I do not hate racists and hate mongers. In fact I love them because they are human beings, and as a secular humanist, I love all human beings, I just happen to dislike the acts on the parts of certain individuals. I do not even hate criminals, for wouldn't that make me no better than they are. I dislike the fact that despite the fact you have a great intelligence ( or at least the capacity to be quite intelligent) that yo

The Shit People Go Through For Beauty. ..
Try a placenta or bird poop facial Facials can contain placenta, bird poop, gem stones and light Woman: Boyfriend sees improvement after "fanny facials" Doctor: Treatments may improve state of mind more than state of body By Liane Yvkoff (LifeWire) -- Diane Maler searched for the perfect way to care for her sun-damaged skin for 20 years. The Los Angeles resident had scores of facials and tried practically every product on the market, but nothing really worked. That is, until her dermatologist, Dr. Harold Lancer, recommended a facial treatment that contains human placenta. "I get more compliments now than at any time of my life," says Maler, a 47-year-old industrial designer, of her improved complexion. "(The facial) smells good, it feels good. I don't have any problems with it. I think of it as a very nourishing treatment." The placenta is obtained from Russian maternity wards and is treated to prevent biological contamination and disease transmission.

Shit
Have you ever been to the point you just want to give up. Like theres nothing left to even keep fighting for. Like theres no reason to live. Have you ever been to a point in your life where you look back and see all your failures. And then look at the failures you're facing right now. Have you ever been homeless literally living on the streets. Making your way through that finally feeling like everything will be ok.Only for you to fail again? Even if you aren't the total reason for your failure? Have you ever justs wanted to crawl in a hole and die? I dont know why I'm asking these questions. I already know my own answers and God Knows anyone who reads this will have some rude comment to say. I'd be suprised if I got some decent comments. But what the hell. FuBar is full of real people. With their own opinions.So FuNation or those who actually read this. Go Ahead Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

Shit
wuz up with the fubar ppl geting my mumm deleted????there was nothing wrong with it....by the rules...well fuck it.....just a wast of my fu bucks....../......well how all u show me some love i will showe it to.....

Shits And Giggles....
ok.dont lie.be honest.when we take a dump,why is it we always pick up whatever is next to us,be it air freshener,or toilet cleaner and read the ingredients off it LMAO.I mean everyone does it now.nomatter how many times you take a shit you stll find yourself fascinated with the same ingredients.lol.now most of you are gona say NOOOOOO,naaaahh.yesssssssss you do it.

Shit
well i am new at this blog thing...but you kow man it helps me out soo much...man the last one lifted a load n maybe this one will do the same thing.. man iu have been fightoin for my rites as a father to c my son n well i have been support n payin for the "visits i susposed to be gettin but they havent been happening..my son is four years old.. i ahve now seen him 3 times in his fours of living n his mom will not let me take pictures...i am havn court over n over ...have a paternity test at her cost n asking for the last fours years of his life worth of pix at her cost cuz i have rights to have pictures of my son...she has based everything in court from when we were together on why i cant c my son n which she doesnt know i have prvon everything wrong so far n still havnt gotten shit! i dont undertand...she asked for drug n alcohol assessment n a mental eval n i passed all that shit....while this other motha fuker gets a DUI goes to jail n gets out n still has his child i dont fukn ge

The Shit List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted. There's shit on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet. 2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something. 3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it's still not clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks so that you don't stain them. This kind of shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. 4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about to stand up when you realise....you've got more. 5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't FOREHEAD

Shit
SHIT" Manure... An interesting fact Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas . As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that an

Shitter
I walk through evolution alongside popes and villains I even trample dawn Thumb my nose at creation I am a muted monkey A bald chimpanzee I eat my brother's flesh and scatter what is left the world my litterbox you may refill my cup I'll drink it all.....and more and piss on all our shores Fuck you with fission my fucking decision lazy rich mans' atrophy waste away my philosophy who cares about integrity utilization manifestation who wants to go to heaven I'm dirty impatient in transit and jaded I breathe the dust from which you were born sweep my wings and then I'm gone

The Shit I Am Going Thru
Ok i want this made clear so everyone can understand what i am going thru. First i have been put into menopause! If you dont know what that is then stand in front of a wall and beat your head against it several times. All the while there is a fire at your feet! Sounds funny huh? It isnt. Then to top that all off i have been diagnosed with severe depression and severe anxiety. So with being put into menopause(which causes depression) and having depression i am fighting an uphill battle. Im not asking for anyone to feel sorry for me. That is the last thing i want. I just want everyone to realize that my life is really hard right now. You guys see the away message to the one i hurt on here im sorry. I am sorry but im not apologizing anymore. I cant control some of my mood swings. Im not being snotty or bratty or stuck up.... im fighting a battle to keep my wits. See 2 years ago January i tried to kill myself cause of my depression. I was lucky to have some very close family and frie

Shit I Rarely Say Outloud
You know that friend you have? The one who over-thinks ABSOLUTELY everything? Yeah well that's me. Let me introduce myself... I'm Melanie and I'm an over-thinker. But... I figure things out sometimes and need to get them out, so lucky you to whoever stumbles in here, cuz this is the place. Lately I talk to so many friends about relationships... past, present, imaginary, you name it. Kinda gets to the point where you have to ask why exactly it is that we all fuck each other up so much. Now I'm not preaching, I've been on both sides of it dumper, dumpee... and I understand our basic desire for a partner in life. Trust me, I've spent enough time alone that for maybe the first time in my life I could truly appreciate having that. Which is where the irony comes in of course. First thing I've learned... if any fat girls wander in here (and don't be offended by my use of the word in any way) for the love of GOD, stay fat. Seriously, stay that way and be happy as long as you're somewhat

Shit Thats Been On My Mind
Alright, let’s check this blog shit out. I haven’t really done one but I got some shit on my mind maybe this will help. For those of you that don’t really know me read up, you might learn something. My name is Craig. I am from VA BCH, VA. I wasn’t always the Nice and sweet Mummer you have come to call NSFS. I used to be into Drugs and Alcohol in a big way. That’s all I will say about that. I used to use women to my advantage. I talked about respect for females at all cost. Though, to me it meant never hit a woman. As far as their Heart, and mind it was open game. I was a player! I would say whatever I needed to say to get them to spread their legs. I aint proud of my past, but I can’t change who I was. I guess I’ll have to deal. I had a lot of scary close calls. Shit I would sleep with some woman hours after meeting, like it was a fucking game or something. I would wake up and not even know if I used a Condom, couldn’t remember her name nothing. I spent a lot of time at the Free Clinic

Shit Happens
Taoism: Shit happens Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens" Buddhism: If shit happens, it isnt really shit Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesnt really exist Solipsism: Shit happens because I wish it Mysticism: Just experience shit happening Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but wont tell you Atheism: Shit just happens and thats all there is to it Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere Stoicism: I dont care if shit happens Epicureanism: Lets pa

Shit! Lol I'mma Sucker.
I'm definately enjoying the internet way more than reality. A lot of this shit I NEVER get in real life! What can beat that? LALALALAALLAA Hoppity, skippity, jumpitty I just love being out of my mind sometimes!! Hmmmm...I don't like perverts. They are creepy. And old guys are wierd too. Ja matta ne minna! (see ya)

Shit Is That Really Me?
Okay so a friend said I should look up ma sign so I did and this is what I got.... I'm going to be commenting in between shit... >>as you already know I gotz shit to say> Good so far right? Well the shit takes a turn from here> I'm mad at that shit, cause I can't remember the last time someone tried to "lead" me into some shit>> OKAY NOW GET READY TO READ FOR A MINUTE OKAY i HAVE TO ADMIT, I like helping people with their problems more than helping my damn self.. true... > The story of my life.... I'm an emotional wreck.. we all know this, I HATE being told what to do, more than likely I won't do it.. I'm gonna do what the fuck I wanna do

Shit I Hate!
Crystal Meth Poem! You may or may not know me. I destroy homes. I tear families apart, I'll take your children and that is just the start. I'm more precious the diamonds, more valued then gold. The sorrows I bring are a sight to behold. If you need me I'm easily found I'm all around you in every city and every town. I live with the rich I live with the poor. I live down the street even next door. I'm made in a lab just not the kind you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. I can be made in the closet or in the woods. If this doesn’t scare you to death it certainly should. I have many names but one you'd know best My name is Crystal meth. My powers are awesome just try me and see. Try me twice and your soul will belong to me. Once I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie You'll do what it takes just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for the high and fame Will be worth millions once I get in your veins. You'll lie to your mom and steal from you dad, When you see their tear

Shitty Iraq...
So do you really wanna know about Iraq... Well I am in Baghdad, it sucks, bombs and IED's everyday and night, bullet's flying past me, eyes in back of my head at all times, any moment who knows what will happen, myself or battle buddies gonna get shot or blown up? Will I wake up tomorrow without a leg or arm? How many people will I shoot today if any... Everyday is different, its scarey, it SUCKS!!! I hate this place, I miss my home... Been in Iraq for 1 year now. Still have till June 09 to go, 4th time here and lost to many friends... Will it ever be over? Will I make it home to see my loved ones, my friends, my dog... And really how much longer can I go without a beer or sex... My cock is shaffing, my hand is raw... Pics are just pics, vids are just vids, its all a blur... GOD I AM SO PISSED WITH THIS PLACE!!! NO MORE FOR ME... But watch, ill be here again in a year...

Shit
shit /ʃɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [shit] Show IPA noun, verb, shit or shat, shit⋅ting, interjection Vulgar. –noun 1. excrement; feces. 2. an act of defecating; evacuation. 3. the shits. diarrhea. 4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense. 5. Slang. something inferior or worthless. 6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person. 7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana. 8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff. –verb (used without object) 9. to defecate. –verb (used with object) 10. Slang. to exaggerate or lie to. –interjection 11. Slang. (used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like). —Idioms12. give a shit, Slang. to care; be concerned. 13. no shit, (used to express amazement, incredulity, or derision). 14. up shit creek, Slang. in a desperate or hopeless situation; in serious trouble. Also, up shits creek, up shit creek without a paddl

Shittiest Game Of Tag Ever!
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages. 2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office. 3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction. 4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol 5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Either

Shit Life
simplistic domestic shit life proceed to fit in place pathetic ascetic shit life depressed to fill in space neglected rejected who wants this any way defected directed hating life every day who asked you to cry for me who asked you to lie for me who knows who i want to be you ask but you dont ask me shes pretty how bout me shit life are looks all that you see plastic elastic who wants this any way dynanic satanic and all the things you say who asked you to pray for me who said to believe in me who has to pretend for me im asking you answer me you think your something your fucked in the head you think your something well i dont think so you think your something yuor allready dead you think your something well i dont think so irritated frustrated shit life wont hear a word i say who asked you to rite to me who asked you to try for me who asked you to lie for me who asked you anything

Shitty News
so although i dont really talk to many of my friends here on fubar i thought i might as well post this, as far as lifechanging shit i think this is pretty far up on the "fuck-o-meter". anyways, on feb. 21st i was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, yah i know shitty...i went into the emergancy room with a blood suger level of about 600...normal levels run around 75-120 in case you didnt know. so after 4 days in the hospital they let me out and basically start throwing diabetes educators at me, although they are all telling me different things...it seems like they all have different opinions on what i have to do to keep my diabetes in check...well, i guess thats it...i just thought some of the people i know might want to get the news and this was easier than telling all of those people individually.(dont be too critical on the spelling lol, im sort of tired...)

Shitty Day
well, I'm not normally a blogger, but I need to vent on something, and this is safer than the people around me. my status atm is day's got me down, feels like a kick in the teeth, kick in the gut is more truthfull. my med board came back today, fit for continued service, when my medical hasn't been taken care of, and I'll be kicked out due to admin sep. can't say it surprises me much, but I had hoped it wouldn't happen. I was granted a formal hearing, but if things don't change after that, I'm stuck. this is literally my last ditch to get this taken care of and get myself home with my medical benefits and my various other benefits intact, otherwise I lose not only what the Navy owes me, but also my ability to help support my family. just doesn't seem right to me, I came in able to carry over 300 lbs, and I'll be going home barely able to carry my seabag off the bus.

Shit Hanging Out Of A Mouses Ass
Because men are pigs & women are the dominant species. They dont really mix well. Men are like the piece of shit hanging out of a mouses ass as its getting eaten by a lion. And women are more like the deer laughing as it watches the lion eat the mouse with shit hanging out of its ass. Hahaha Like my metaphor? From: My babysister.She was trying to make me feel better and understand why i always find the shittest people to be with.

The Shit Heads Of Fubar...
Alright, so...this site. Where do I start? First of all, theres the shameless point whores...which is fine and dandy, but don't come crying to the mumms when one of your bestest buddies in all of fubar pulled a fast one on you. You deserve it for being such an idiot. Then there are the people who claim not to give a shit about levels and points but they are a godfather or oracle or something after 6 months. Fucktards. Those same people are the first ones to turn around and accuse me or people like me of being point whores. STFU, I have been here 2 years and I'm a level 12. And you fucking mummers! I'm all for bashing when someone is being an idiot. I do it too. But don't fucking crucify someone you don't know for posting the same mumm you'd be laughing your ass off at if it were posted by someone in your stupid inner circle. News Flash...this is NOT high school! These cliques are fucking ridiculous,and being fucking mean just for the sake of your own self esteem? Sorry, I don't care ho

Shit Happens, Deal With It
So here I am, back in Starbucks hung the fuck over again. I'm afraid I'm gonna turn into that guy, you know, the asshole with the fancy coffee drink that sits in Starbucks blogging and shit, calling stuff "Shallow and Pedantic".. Whatever, my coffee ain't that fancy and I honestly still don't know what pedantic means so I reckon I'll be ok.Y'all probably figured out after my blog yesterday that I was feelin' kind of sorry for myself being stuck in NY, and getting stood up by my girl. Last night's lesson was: Everything happens for a reason. I was feelin' rowdy and missing my motorcycle and being around fellow bikers and someone told me about a little bar down in East Village or wherever called "Hogs and Heifers" I figured I'd check it out. Pretty cool place, the only bikers there was me and the bouncers; most everybody else there was a tourist or something. They had really good music though; You can't go wrong with a place that has PBR in the can for $2 and bartenders wearing tig

Shit
It seems the farther we get in life the more shit we have to deal with. Weather we have to eat it, take a bunch of it, or be under it (get shit on), it seems like it gets rougher as the days go by. I've been shit on mostly my whole life - school bullies, ex wives, girlfriends, whatever. Yet for some reason I'm happy this way. When my life is in turmoil is when I'm the most happy and when I'm the most productive . I'm not good at working under stress but you make my life hell and you better be able to keep up with me. Those that say they love you are always the ones that will be first in line to shit on you. Why is that ? I don't understand why I let myself get into the situations that I get into. Yet everytime I get myself in a pickle, I'm always o.k. and am twice as wise fom it. At one time I really wanted to die. If it was by my own hand or the hand of God, I truly wanted my life to end. I was angry, I was terrified, I was every emotion a person could possibly have but all at once.

Shit Like That . Com...
Q: What to do when elderly people tend to think you are ripping them off at the cash register? A: Smile and don't try to expalin anything...they still don't get it. Q: You work in a kitchen wares store and someone comes in and asks if you sell pot? A: Tell them to come back at 4:20 and ask again. Q: A man walks in with seven children and smiles big at you. Tries to ask you overly obvious answered questions to keep you talking to him. As he is ready to leave, walks up to you and says...his name and he has a 13 1/2 inch dick...how do you respond? A: Hi call me sit-n-spin, now where's your car parked at? Q: A male customer walks into your store, smells like heaven and looks like a god. What do you do? A: Go to the back room, apply your bib to catch the drool and when his back is turned....make all kinda goofy and sexual gestures while your boss is standing there talking to him. Always good for a laugh! Q: A bunch of tenny boopers come in your store completely unattended and trash

Shit Hoarders
God I am fucking tired today, I woke up at 3pm I went to sleep around 5am so do the math. I slept in too long, but I stayed up too late. Oh well I have to go babysit now I will add more later. Bye bitches

Shit Thats Starting To Annoy Me
Ok, I reckon its time to rant a little about this site. The views and opinions expressed in this blog are absolutely those of the editor and owner of is profile, if you dont like it, fuck off. So without further ado, here I go... This one is REALLY starting to irritate me, Ladies, if you put up naked pictures of yourself, advertise them as being naked but make them private, dont get pissed off when dudes constantly ask to see them. I dont see the point of posting pictures that only you can see anyway. If you dont want guys to ask to see them, dont post them. I mean its not rocket science here people, damn. The second part of that is to the guys, Gentalmen, stop being so fucking disrespectful, you give us honest men a bad name. Dont start talking to a chick by asking to see her naked. I mean, would you walk up to some chick on the street and open the conversation with, "Hey baby can I see your tits." Heres a quarter, buy a fucking clue. Will someone please tell me how people on he

The Shit I Do For Amusement
As many of you know..I have a side bet going with Lala...here are the termsand stuff so you fuckers can give me shit. I have to be nice..in every single mumm comment for 48 hours. Lala has to be mean in every single one..and CANNOT flirt for 48 hours. if one of us caves...a screenshot of the losing comment must be either one of our blogs and posted. the loser owes the winner a boob salute(clothed or non) and must put in status and screen name that she was owned by the other. I can do this so I would suggest Lala not forget it is spelled with a K not a C. Game on Begins tomorrow at 9 am Fu-time

Shit That Bugs Me
Ok I thought id just rant bout sum shit that i think is stupid or just plain dont like! First off I fucken hate Monroe piercings! you'll never been as good looking as Cindy Crawford once was, so pull out the piercing n make us happy. Second thing is these Stupid ass Foreign language tats that every lame ass unimaginative piece of trash seems to get! You really wanna surprise me, go to china or the middle east and read sumthing there, anything i dont care just a random piece of paper! BUT the thing is u fucktards cant understand what that chicken scratch actually says! ooh wow u know what it says, well thats only cuz u half witted retard read what was writen in "english" under the chicken scratch! Another thing i dont like is star tats! How unimaginative can a person be? "But Tweek why are u haten on my tat?" Because you only saw the tat in a crazy town music video then on damn near every Suicide girl, or u saw it on sumone else n just had to have ur star! how bout u be more origin

Shitbox Volvo
so heres the story..... i have this piece of shit volvo that barely runs and is about to be completely useless in a cople of months... so having no life a bunch of friends and i decided to grafitti up the inside.... ulatimetely leaving the roof seats doors and dash completely covered in sharpie... its quite a sight i should really put up some pix of it... anyway a few days ago it was raining and i was feeling kinda depressed having not gotten laid in a while and i wrote this poem on my backseat. i felt that it was so moving so powerful that i need to share it with the world and not knowing much about trying to publish it this blog will have to do. so here it is..... inapproately titled the volvo poem: Oh woe is me for love is lost! Tis a thing of empty dreams, But alas the heart does want And long lonely thoughts. It is unreachable or so it seems, But still i reach, damn the cost Am i to forever be... This helpless wanderer Ever searching for the cause? Always out of reach

Shits N Giggles
So apparently I did something extra special to warrant having a new stalker. Now I am completely floored by this. And this isn't just your everyday fu-stalker, this one is special. He's really butt-hurt about something (not quite sure what) and when I tried to talk to him and find out wtf was his issue, I found I was blocked. Anyway, I know he knows I know he's watching me like a fuckin hawk. I really don't give a crap about that because I'm not doing anything wrong. I just really want to know what bug crawled up his ass and parked there (although I have a fairly good idea). I'm about sick of the lies and bullshit being spread around about me by this little "clique" they have, and I hope they realize that Karma is not only a bitch, but the cards I hold are much more damning than anything they can do to me. So Mr Stalker (and I know you'll read this), How about you knock off the fucktarded highschool bullshit and come talk to me. You want to settle it away from here, my yahoo i

Shit.
her crippled fingers withered against the kitchen tables edge, as she tapped a cigarette butt into the tray below. She spoke with the gentle southern drawl, "his scent was almost the bitter-sweet end to the last piece of pie left in her granny's pie-shell tin. he'd treat her like a queen, n' bag her like trash, n' she sure would take the beating. his word kept her spirits up, like old bitty she'd grow to be, alone and depressed, like he said he always was. the thoughts kept coming while she tried to win his heart. but see, she wont't the type of girl to capture his heart in a paragraph or so. she was the exact opposite of him in highschool, now, he was the good, smart, writin' type... she was the popular, crazy, partin' type. she's not the five foot five girly girl he's searchin', she's the almost six foot, long legged, "take her on a ride, but bring her home to mama" type girl. she wore pearls, but drank malt liquor and beer. he talked about drinkin' but never did, and wore these tig

Shit Stirrers
While looking through a few mumm's today, I came across one by a dork who's knowen to stir up dramma. Why who the ffffffff knows, maybe he gets off on it. Any how he is debating the war and its affects on freedom ect. What I noticed about the comments, if they didnt agree with his views, or they sorta went off topic, he felt the need to be little them as such. (shakes head) I also noticed he, has a problem with woman and their comments on what ever he decides to ramble off on or go on a rant about. That tells me hes no man, he cant stand up to other men so he takes out his frustration on woman. Sad if you think about it. I have come across him before and he trys to make you feel bad and look like a idiot. How ever the only one that looks like a idiot is him self. I fail to understand why any one would want to come into a chat and mouth off to others , just to be put down and make fun off and no doubt hated. Hes a real piece of work, and not really worth worrying about. But

Shit You Should Know
im highly visual im highly intellectual im modest im 6'3 im in canada my job is pretty fucking cool, but it isn't a huge challenge anymore no i won't tell you what i do. i love language. it's made for play i don't mind the cold too much. i wear a light coat throughout the winter. except when it's -50C outside. i don't care if you're gay, but if you do shit that i think is dum, then you're a fag i've never read a book in which i couldn't find a typo mishima and hemmingway make me feel like less of a man i don't ski or snowboard. but i'll hit the pond for hockey anyday when it snows i dispose of it with my shovel and my neighbours use snowblowers my friends make fun of the music i listen to. but i could care less few people can keep my attention for any amount of time. you should try i have some integrity i have just as many flaws if you have a secret but you need to tell somebody. i'm your man. i have trouble trying to figure out if i look young for my age or if i lo

Shit
My eldest daughter is planning to move in with her boyfriend. She's 19 going on 20 in May. My ex wife, her mother so alienated her that she picked up her belongings on Christmas day and left for a town that's over 2 hours away by freeway. She had my blessing to go live with a girlfriend, and I was aware that this girlfriend was also a friend and neighbor of the boyfriend, but now it looks as though the two of them have decided to quit pretending. Her younger sister, who is 18 going on 10 has been transformed from an adorable little girl I once knew who loved her sister and her daddy, into a Myspace / Facebook attention whore of such a high degree it would shame many a Fubar attention whore. Volumes and volumes of photos with the pouting lips, skimpy clothes and me me me me me me me vibe. I detest the person my younger child has become. But I blame her mother, who has been permissive and enabling her in this area. See, the ex wasn't very popular in school. Although she grew up

Shit I Wrote
See I don't know what you've been toldSomebody told meee...Never trust a man with a smiling face...Just might be the day of life they take...This here be a letter from the heart, is anybody listen anymoreI dunno what where how when why, no trust anymoreEveryone got the same look, hard to decifer what's realMy little homie jay just got tamed but he copped 5 with a dealDoes that really mean that he snitchin when he's smile tellin me that it's officialGuess I'm ganna find out in his discovery, if it's game that was spittinCan't even trust my own girl, I done fucked up too muchKeep havin dreams of her fuckin other dudes, man it's just my luckThis is what I deal with daily, ain't enough pills to lay meDown to sleep I don't even trust a cheap life when you feel this crazyThat alone will decay me, lettin all this realness fade mePlease lord God, if Heaven has a way let me see the real ones's facesWhat's that smile you wearingWhat's that smile you wearLook at him plan as he speak, looking like

Shitty Parents!
I FUCKING HATE BAD PARENTS! OUR KIDS REALLY ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR OWN FAMILIES! This is a link to some site my home boy posted on facebook. When you click on it you will notice a small video on the site. The mother in this video need her fucking ass kicked! She is teaching her daughter how to smoke a blunt! And I think I heard my homeboy say something about her being only two years old, though she looks about three! But what the fuck! I could slap that bitch! http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhXfF9AY31tuRBsCyi

Shit I Probably Shouldn't Say...
We should stop spending money on discovering ways to keep old people alive.... We should require reflex and cognitive tests on the elderly before they can re-new their driver's license.... All drugs and alcohol should be legal for adults... let them kill themselves... if they are driving or working they get to wear a giant hat saying I like to fuck things up for other people....until they die... People that are pretty or handsome but stupid can have jobs as mannequins or experimental research... People that are stupid but ugly can be rural laborers or... experimental research with full head coverings required. Breeders (if they can get through the screening process)... Will not work but will devote time to their spawn and if they feel that the spawn is not up to standards by age 5 they will be terminated unless... they can be used as the aforementioned. More to come later...

Shit...
Today I realized that I need to quit being a pussy about life and relationship issues. It was really a genius thought actually. I was feeling down about my social status in life, as usual, and I was thinking about what I needed to do to change my situation, and that thought popped into my head like magic. Sure life is rough right now because I feel alone and like all that I have to live for in life are my goals and aspirations, but all I've gotta do is quit being a pussy about life and just be more talkative around people and get out there more. Here in Idaho Falls there are three types of cliques that are the main ways to socialize. 1- Mormons, 2- Christians, and 3 - The Bars. 1 and 2 sounds like lame ass shit, so I'll choose option 3.. Just because I goto a bar doesn't mean that I have to get thrashed every time that I go. I bought a beer last night but because I've been sober for 2 years I've lost my tolerance and the like of the taste, and it started giving me a buzz about

Shit Like This Cracks Me Up
To MaxCanon: do i know you or something? cancel Chat 10:53am reply MaxCanon: Nope, just saw you were a friend of Rev Big Johnson cancel Chat 10:54am more To MaxCanon: yeah no im not sorry dude im not gay cancel Chat 10:54am reply MaxCanon: Never said you were. cancel Chat

Shitty Sunday (02-27-11)
For those of you that didnt know. I spent yesterday after noon in the ER at St Peters Hospital with chest pains. Around noon I started having a dull/throbbing pian in my chest that radiated up to my left shoulder. Mom got back from my brothers house and I told her about it and she took me in. After about 8 hours, both EKG's came back normal, as well as the blood work... countless pokes and prods, I came home with the diagnosis of "chest pain-non specific". "Non-specific means that the cause of the chest pain is not clear. Causes of this include injury/inflamation of the ribs, muscles or other chest wall structure, inflamation of the pleura, esophageal problems and other conditions. Although heart disease is considered to be unlikely, it has not been completely ruled out" I have to make some follow-up appts. so I will keep you posted!

Shitty Night
I guess maybe the old saying really is true - "the older you get (insert whatever applicable here)......I've never made a big secret of smoking weed. When I was younger, dumber, and didn't give a rat's ass - I would walk into any store, any day smelling like I stepped out of a Cheech & Chong movie. I would go any and pretty much everywhere, smoking on the way there, while I was there, whatever. I see a lot of younger kids doing it today. In Colorado now, it's so easy to get a "medical license" to buy weed, it's ridiculous. A lot of younger kids and people think that by this fact alone - they have every right to do it anywhere they want, as much as they want, and especially as publicly as they want. Now, I'm not here to judge anyone exactly, because I say this shit from experience. But especially to the people that get into their little broadcasts and load up a big, fat bowl to look cool - you look fuckin stupid. I have been there; driving down the street, smoking a bowl while I fucked

Shit Heads And Chumps That Think Their Cool And Wanna Bring Drama 0- You Better Read This Be For I Gut You
Those in ma friends and fam are protected by me CODEX, and if you even have a though to mess with one, this will be your only warning, i will destroy you in this cyber land and all other social networks too, and if your really feeling froggy jump, and ill meet u for real and destroy you in person, so just be cool save yur drama for yur mama, cause if you think u want some, your wrong, trust me so lets all play nice,or suffer my wrath. I am starting a shit list too, for those already making wave in my pond, if your on it, consider this war and your self had, you might as well go crawl under a rock.before i get to you,other wise lets be friends thanks

The Shit List
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead

Shit...happens
MOTHER.OF.SON.SAYS.SHES.GETTING.DIVORCED...MOVES.IN.FOR.SIX.WEEKS.SAYING.SHE.LOVES.ME--MY.MOM.IS.DYING.OF.BRAIN.CANCER...SIBLING.RIVALRIES.CROP.UP--MOTHER.OF.SON.MOVES.OUT.AFTER.I.SIGN.NOTARISED.PAPER.LEAVING.MY.ESTATE.TO.HER.AND.MY.SON---MOM.DIES---SIBLINGS.RIP.ME.OFF....TRASH.HOME------IVE.HAD.BETTER.DAYS...THANX.RaeChel.Clements

Shit That Makes You Think. Well It Makes Me Think Anyhows.
by Jack D. DouglasVast social revolutions and wars are often preceded by periods of giving up on reforms, despairing withdrawal from public life by the best and brightest, and even peacefulness which seems to have become the normal condition in spite of deep conflicts and growing crises beneath the surfaces of public life. Often, earlier periods of intense conflicts and crises have been overcome and resolved, so it comes to look like that is the normal in life. This lulls most people into assuming their worse fears cannot happen, but this leads them to lowering their guards against growing conflicts and crises, so small ones can more easily cascade down into massive ones. If people expected they could become vast wars or revolutions or implosions, they would take more precautions to prevent that. But when lulled in expecting the worst cannot happen, the worst than they could ever imagine often explodes suddenly.The cataclysmic French Revolution came after many decades of attempted refo

Shit....wipe It Off And Move On
GET OFF THE PITY POT FOR GOODNESS SAKE...WIPE THE CRAP OFF AND JOIN THE PARTY/LIFE!! YOU ARE ROBBING YOURSELF BY SITTING THERE!!!! WHY DO YOU WALLOW IN THE CRAP, WALK AROUND WITH SHIT SMEARED GLASSES? IF YOU ARE WALKING AROUND WITH SHIT SMEARED GLASSES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WILL SEE....SHIT!!! WHEN YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE THE SHIT DISAPPEARS. IN EVERY SITUATION YOU NEED TO FIND OR BE THE LIFE THE PARTY AND NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SUCKED IN BY THE SHIT. ITS LIKE QUICKSAND AND WILL BURRY YOU ALIVE. ONLY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO KEEP FROM GETTING BACK ON THE PITTY POTTY OR SINKING IN THE SHIT. YOU FLIP THE SWITCHES YOU CONTROL YOUR LIFE , YOU MAKE THE CHOICE AS TO HOW YOU SEE IT. YOU, YOURSELF ARE THE KEY TO THE LIFE YOU HAVE AND DESERVE. MAKE A CHOICE TODAY AND BE HAPPY, LIVE HAPPY!!! GET OFF THE PITTY POT WIPE YOUR ASS AND BE THE LIFE YOU WANT TO HAVE!!!

Shit Happens
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE. THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the differencebetween shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle... You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or

*shiver*
Dear god! It's cold enough enoughtside for coats and sweatshirts! So why is the fucking air-conditioning on in this office?! I've got on three layers, a scarf and I'm about to go and dig up my long black coat. I'm not a fucking Eskimo!

Shiv Of A Nation
Shiv of a Nation I’m a force of fucking nature Topple buildings with a single breath As unforgiving and relentless As a disaster can get I am the calm before the storm Silence is the only way you’re warned I bring a message for the maggots and the worms Delivered with a bitter slap of scorn You’ve robbed us of our mother lord You’ve stomped the goddess to the floor Begin your patriarchal war Turn healers into witches and whores The new faggot army’s beating down your doors With a female messiah on our shoulders I hate man, god, and myself in a single breath Destroyed what was fine as you try to erect A temple of phallic worship When the deck is stacked playing is worthless It’s too imbalanced, it’s all a mess Do you know what happens when you crush dissent? Revolution, war, and you’re next Cleanse me with the life blood of the land You say I’m a savage, I say I’m a shaman I’d rather die exiled for my witchcraft Than continue to live in your religious d

Shiver
Shiver Lyrics Maroon 5 You build me up You knock me down Provoke a smile And make me frown You are the queen of run around You know it's true You chew me up And spit me out Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth You look at me I look at you Neither of us know what to do There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied til I'm under your skin Immobilized by the thought of you Paralyzed by the sight of you Hypnotized by the words you say Not true but I believe 'em anyway So come to bed It's getting late There's no more time for us to waste Remember how my body tastes You feel your heart begin to race There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied til I'm under your skin You feel your heart

Shivelry Is Not Dead
Shivelry is not dead I said,for there are still Knights of today,who love so deeply,speak so passionately,and do all there is for a lady,a kiss on the hand,a opening of a door,defending a womens honor til death need be,... love never dies,...just postponed til another life.

Shi (v2.0)
the world is crashing down around me like it often does. but this time it’s going to be alright. i’ve decided to keep you by my side in this epic battle called life. you in all your glory, me with all my wrath… and them with nothing. darling, could you do me a favor and lace my combat boots? this time it’s full speed ahead. don’t bother engaging the shields… they are unnecessary. there’s not a single nuke that could touch me with you as my sidekick. -i’m- coming out -on top-. -we- are coming out on top. and this city is going down. i’ll burn the anger at the stake as you take out the petty. buy a round of maniacal laughter on me. because this one… is. for. you.

Shiver
For just a moment….. A shiver ripples up my spine, From your smooth fingertip. A short deep mone escapes me, But you just smile. Your hands explore me, And your eyes burn sweetly With desire for me only. For just a moment I am not me. I am you, we are us. My legs tingle lightly As you brush past me. You can hear my heart pounding, My soul sings like a choir of angels. I have a taste of heaven. My jaw tenses tightly, My lips crave yours for just One second-one touch. My eyes are filled with hunger, As I look at you-my sweet. And for just a moment, I hear you, though no words are spoken.

Shiver
Written by Jamie O'Neal Don't know how you do it Like there's nothing to it You just look my way I lose my composure Don't know what to say I'm overwhelmed You smile, I melt Shiver, tremble, I never No I never onc felt so much It shakes me how you take me Deeper then I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver I love the way your whisper Slowly, softly lingers In my ear You move a little lower The world starts Spinning slower Then it disappears Your lips so close We kiss almost Just barely touch But that's enough To make me Shiver, tremble, I never No I never onc felt so much It shakes me how you take me Deeper then I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver It shakes me How you take me Deeper than I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver Shiver Shiver, tremble, I never No I never can felt so much It shakes me how you take me Deeper then I've ever be

Shiver
Ok not a poem... but a song. I do love it... for my baby, I love you so much. Don't know how you do it Like there's nothing to it You just look my way I lose my composure Don't know what to say I'm overwhelmed You smile, I melt Shiver, tremble, I never No I never once felt so much It shakes me how you take me Deeper then I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver I love the way your whisper Slowly, softly lingers In my ear You move a little lower The world starts Spinning slower Then it disappears Your lips so close We kiss almost Just barely touch But that's enough To make me Shiver, tremble, I never No I never once felt so much It shakes me how you take me Deeper then I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver It shakes me How you take me Deeper than I've ever been It's to the core Under my skin I Shiver Shiver Shiver, tremble, I never No I never can felt so much

Shivers
Bushes quiver where shadows lean, and not a sliver of moon is seen. Near the river some goblins (green) with a witch in front and a ghost in between Make me sh..i..vvvver, but I am keen about the shivers of Halloween.

Shivers
As I sit in the dark my heart starts to race sensing your presence not seeing your face. I feel the soft whisper of your breath on my neck the thought of what's coming leaves me breathless and a wreck Your touch sends shivers and chilld down my spine awaiting the moment when our souls entertwine the rythm of my heart gets faster still as your kisses on my flesh give me such a thrill Faster and faster pulses race wanting and reaching give way to a chase seeking and searching for the same thing Climax and showers like rain ralling down touches so tender True love I have found. Belle 7/26/07

Shivers Of Pain
Shivers of pain creep through my brian, The world shatters and coldness fills my veins. Mistakes of Bitter judgement come into play, I scream trying to keep myself sane. But nothing changes it just remains the same. Stopping it becomes the obession that drives, Still the power overridesand strives. Overcoming filling me till I bust at the seams I run and try to hide, to keep innocent eyes blind, It just can't be stopped it's trapped inside If only could find the switch, The clock of life would cease to tick, Last thing I'd hear...the trigger click.... Paitently waiting for answers above, I pray for a touch of higher love. It fills my mind the strat of early morning Even as your sleeping, dreaming, snoring.... I wish for this pain I feel to end, Is it wrong to touch you in different ways even with this pen?

Shivers....
It starts when you meet eyes across the room. The constant flirtation, of little grins and smiles, eventually give in to you buying her a drink. She gladly accepts and as you sit down on the bar stool next to her, casual conversation follows. You continue through the night giving intimate details of your life, of you experiences, and the things that you enjoy. You smile and listen patiently as she follows suit and describes every detail of her life's history. As the coversation gets deeper you both decide to move to a smaller room where privacy is further enjoyed by the candle lit at your table. As you gaze into one anothers eyes a sparkle begins to emerge and an urge is pulling at the both of you drawing you closer together. The bar closes and you find yourselves at the local pancake house lost in conversation not worrying about what anyone else is saying or what either of your friends are thinking as the both of you disappeared that evening. The night passes like a b

Shiva/shakti
In Me the universe had its origin, In Me alone the whole subsists; In Me it is lost—Siva, The Timeless, it is I Myself, Sivoham! Sivoham! Sivoham! Salutations to Lord Siva, the vanquisher of Cupid, the bestower of eternal bliss and immortality, the protector of all beings, destroyer of sins, the Lord of the gods, who wears a tiger-skin, the best among objects of worship, through whose matted hair the Ganga flows. Lord Siva is the pure, changeless, attributeless, all-pervading transcendental consciousness. He is the inactive (Nishkriya) Purusha. Prakriti is dancing on His breast and performing the creative, preservative and destructive processes. When there is neither light nor darkness, neither form nor energy, neither sound nor matter, when there is no manifestation of phenomenal existence, Siva alone exists in Himself. He is timeless, spaceless, birthless, deathless, decayless. He is beyond the pairs of opposites. He is the Impersonal Absolute Brahman. He is untouched b

Shiva Lingam
Metaphysical Properties- The Shiva Lingham Stone is from the sacred Narmada River in Onkar Mandhata, one of India's seven holy sites. Villagers gather this unique Crypto-crystalline quartz from shallow riverbeds. Lingham describes the shape-egg like, but hand polished to balanced proportions. This often worshiped fertility stone is revered by Hindus as the embodiment of Lord Shiva. Lingham is also the sacred Sanskrit word for phallus. In Tantra, the shape embodies masculine energy, dynamic expression and knowledge. The markings named Yoni (sacred sanskrit word for vulva), depicts the feminine energy, wisdom and intuition. Together, the female energy arouses the masculine urge to create. As such, the Tantric Lingham unifies the dualistic (male female) world into harmonious balance. The Shiva Lingham Stone is physical body stone. Nurtures second chakra. A great stone for those who did not receive proper nurturing in childhood. Use Chrysoprase with the Shiva Lingham ston

Shiver Me Timbers, Or A Son Shall Share In The Honors Or Crimes Of His Father
I SO wanted to use the Klingon version of the second title (Picard as Arbiter of Succession says it in “Star Trek: The Next Generation” ’s season four ending “Redemption”) but I couldn’t find an accurate rendering of it. Or just felt looking was a waste of time – it sounds like “g’now jhul hook pahjard”. Go figure. I wanted to do something with it in today’s online missive, and an item I picked up just before I left reminded me of an amusing comparison. It was the obituary notice for my grandfather, also named David [my last name]. Born 1890, died 1989, prior to his retirement and his World War I service (I think Dad told me he was an ambulance driver, but I may be confusing him with Ernest Hemingway there) he owned his own painting and decorating company in Berwyn, Illinois. Considering the disaster my painting the office I work in a few weeks ago seems to be perceived as by my employer – it still smolders a bit – I can say the decorating gene skipped a generation. Last

Shiver...maroon 5
You build me up You knock me down Provoke a smile And make me frown You are the queen of runaround You know it�s true You chew me up And spit me out Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth You look at me I look at you Neither of us know what to do There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I�d better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name Think about you but it�s not the same I won�t be satisfied I�m under your skin Immobilized by the thought of you Paralyzed by the sight of you Hypnotized by the words you say Not true but I believe anyway So come to bed it�s getting late There�s no more time for us to waste Remember how my body tastes You feel your heart begin to race

Shiver
Shiver by Coldplay So I look in your direction But you pay me no attention, do you? I know you don't listen to me 'Cos you say you see straight through me, don't you? And on and on From the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep I'll be there by your side; just you try and stop me I'll be waiting in line, just to see if you care Ohâ�¦ Did you want me to change? Well I changed for good And I want you to know that you'll always get your way I wanted to sayâ�¦ Don't you shiver Shiver Sing it loud and clear I'll always be waiting for you So you know how much I need ya But you never even see me, do you? And is this my final chance of getting you And on and on From the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep I'll be there by your side; just you try and stop me I'll be waiting in line, just to see if you care Ohâ�¦ Did you want me to change? Well I changed for good And I want you to know that you'll always get your way I wanted to sayâ&#

Shiver...
The shiver I feel when you say my name Playing with words...engaged in your game. Your mouth playing tricks as your mind aims to tease me Wrapped in your world all the lies that deceive me. Drowning within you I struggle to breathe My heart hanging heavy for blessed relief. I long for your passion; I'm bound to this curse Yet the thought of without you, a death that is worse.

Shiver
So I look in your direction,But you pay me no attention, do you.I know you don't listen to me.'cause you say you see straight through me, don't you.On and on from the moment I wake,To the moment I sleep,I'll be there by your side,Just you try and stop me,I'll be waiting in line,Just to see if you care.Did you want me to change?well I change for good.And I want you to know.that you'll always get your way,I wanted to say,(Chorus)Don't you Shiver? ShiverSing it loud and clearI'll always be waiting for youSo you know how much I need ya,But you never even see me, do you?And this is my final chance of getting you.On and on from the moment I wakeTo the moment I sleep,I'll be there by your side,Just you try and stop me,I'll be waiting in line,Just to see if you care.Did you want me to change?well I change for good.And I want you to know.that you'll always get your way,I wanted to say,Sing it loud and clear.I'll always be waiting for you.I'll always be waiting for you.I'll always be waiting for

A Shiver At Midnight: A Collection Of Spine Tingling Tales.
My first book; "A Shiver at Midnight: A Collection of Spine Tingling Tales," was released on May 13th, 2010. Check it out here! http://www.publishamerica.net/product91670.html Remember to sleep with the lights on....

Shline
walking through bunnings its a hardware store.. picking up a few things for the house and what not my sister was with me at the time and we walked down to the timber section and down in that section is some yellow lines on the floor where your to walk because people can drive in and collect timber and what not as we are talking about these lines i tripped over my tongue what was meant to come out as yellow lines came out as yellow shlines

Shmeep
100. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY? FEEL ALIVE by BENNY BENASSI...cuz it's hot... like me lol 99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? yes, I screw people for money! 98. MIDDLE NAME? starts with an "M" xD 97. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE? oui 96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HRS? mhm 95; Where is the last place you took a plane ride home from? NEVER 92. WHAT MAKES YOU MAD? when people don't comment my pictures hahahaha 91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? whore 90.WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WiLlIaM 89. ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR NAME? nah 88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO? no 87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? yes 86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW? home; living room 85. WHAT FUN THING DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND? its just begun 84. DID YOU DO ANYTHING TODAY? work 83. ARE YOU HAPPY? oh yes, i gotted kisses for my forehead...a whole oceans worth! haha xD 82. WHAT IS SITTING TO YOUR LEFT RIGHT NOW? a soda lol 81. WHERE IS YOUR GRANDPA RIGHT

Shmexy
Why do some people assume that if someone posts something, they do so for a desire to have that pic glorified? I have posted a pic of my foot, cause I had nothing else to do, and thought it would be funny. Its a FOOT, mind you, not BOOBS or ASS. And I get a comment on it "sexy but need to be polished hun" Sexy?? Need? Polished?? Its a fuckin FOOT, and "sexy" was definitely NOT the look I was going for when I took that pic. I think polishing toenails has got to be the most retarded thing EVAR. Esp if you wear socks and boots on top of them. btw, I got an offer to be in 2nd alarm hotties. Should I join and put that in my name? Maybe bleach my hair too...and get a belly ring... Oh, I'd also like to get knocked up from a pity fuck from a dude that tells me I'm pretty. yay!

Shmexiii Salutes
I'm whoring myself out again... Shmexiii Salute Time for all my favorite FuFriends! Make me one... And I'll make you one... Deal? :) If you have a special request, PM me with it, AFTER you've made mine... ;) Let's see what ya got... And if you wanna see a couple I've already done, just have a look in my Salutes folder... :)

Shmily
SHMILEY My grandparents were married for over half a century, and played their own special game from the time they had met each other. The goal of their game was to write the word "SHMILEY" in a surprise place for the other to find. They took turns leaving "SHMILEY" around the house, and as soon as one of them discovered it, it was their turn to hide it once more. They dragged "SHMILEY" with their fingers through the sugar and flour containers to await whoever was preparing the next meal. They smeared it in the dew on the windows overlooking the patio where my grandma always fed us warm, homemade pudding with blue food coloring. "SHMILEY" was written in the steam left on the mirror after a hot shower, where it would reappear bath after bath. At one point, my grandmother even unrolled an entire roll of toilet paper to leave "SHMILEY" on the very last sheet. There was no end to the places "SHMILEY" would pop up. Little notes with "SHMILEY" scribbled hurriedly were found on dashb

Shock
I'm in total shock here, I don't really know what I'm saying, or why I'm even saying it, why am I talking to a computer? What's going on? I don't know what to say, she's such a precious little bundle, so young, so small, she doesn't deserve this/. I've tried to help my sister the best I can, to look after my little nephew, to give her a break while she struggles with little aisha, but the poor little thing just keeps getting sicker and sicker and I feel so fucking useless cuz there's nothing I can do!!! I want to blame someone, and to tear their head off, I want to hurt someone cuz this hurts inside, she's a fucking baby, how can she be sick like this? I don't care what you believe in, if it's your allah, your god, or your mtv, pray for her today, please?

Shock Horror!
Ok when did the last photo viewer list come online? Damn no more anonymous photo viewing LOL. Actually i think its a good thing to happen, doesn't mean anyone has to leave a comment but at least you can see who has been looking. I presume the votes are still anon, i wonder being able to who voted what, would stop the downvoters. Then again people who do vote a 1 might be chased and harrassed. Ah well swings and roundabouts. I like how the the new things just pop up when you least expect them. It keeps the site fresh and wonder whats the next new thing will be.

Shockingly Normal
You are 80% normal You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Shocker!
smoking.. â€” Friday, October 13, 2006 Ya, know those patches people can get to quit smoking?? Well, it might be more helpfull you could get a microchip instead. And then everytime you smoked, it would shock you. I think it would be more effective. I was going to say a patch that shocked you, but then peopole would just get pissed off and take it off eventually. They could use that chip to help you get rid of anything you wanted to quit. Although now that I think about it, it reminds me of the v-chip thing in southpark where carmen gets shocked for swearing. People might put them in their kids, and do awefull stuff to them. So maybe it's not such a good idea.

Shocking
yeah so apparently i was extremely lucky thursday night at the fire in mill creeks local. M.Fizzil and i were pulling the ceiling in the fire room with another crew when one of the 220 lines split sending sparks every where and a live wire down towards us. i thought we got out of the way, turns out i was wrong. when we went outside to refill our air packs and get ready to go back in, our driver asked me what the hell i did to my gear. apparently that wire came down, dripped on the front of my helmet as it melted and the actual line hit my coat on the back of my left arm. needless to say, there is a nice large burn mark on the sleeve that went through 3 of the 4 layers of my turnout coat. now the coat has to get sent out, checked to see if its a loss, and i need another new coat. what freaks me out though is the fact that i didnt feel it. even as it burned through, i felt nothing. dont get me wrong, im fuckin thankfull i didnt get zapped, but maybe feeling something to tell me i was on

Shocking Senatorial Votes
Shocking Senatorial Votes "Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~anonymous The following senators voted against making English the official language of America : >Akaka (D-HI) >Bayh (D-IN) >Biden (D-DE) >Bingaman (D-NM) >Boxer (D-CA) >Cantwell (D-WA) >Clinton (D-NY) >Dayton (D-MN) >Dodd (D-CT) >Domenici (R-NM) >Durbin (D-IL) >Feingold (D-WI) >Feinstein (D-CA) >Harkin (D-IA) >Inouye (D-HI) >Jeffords (I-VT) >Kennedy (D-MA) >Kerry (D-MA) >Kohl (D-WI) >Lautenberg (D-NJ) >Leahy (D-VT) >Levin (D-MI) >Lieberman (D-CT) >Menendez (D-NJ) >Mikulski (D-MD) >Murray (D-WA) >Obama (D-IL) >Reed (D-RI) >Reid (D-NV) >Salazar (D-CO) >Sarbanes (D-MD) >Schumer (D-NY) >Stabenow (D-MI) >Wyden (D-OR) Now, these are the senators who voted to give illegal aliens Social Security benefits. Regardless of political party, these politicians

The Shocker!
Usually the shocker begins with 3 fingers and a willing lady, but today the shocker for me is all of you. I signed uo this account mere days ago. I signed in today to find hoardes of comments, popped cherries, and friend requests. I love you all. You kick ass. When in a not safe for work zone- come see me on brokendollz.com. And if you want to sign up, make sure you do it through my profile banner on the site...whoo! -fedora

The Shocker
So I absolutely do not understand the sudden obsession with "the shocker." I swear like every other picture I see is someone making that gesture, and even in "real" life I have been seeing it and hearing references about it. Personally, if some guy ever stuck his finger up my ass the real shock would be to him when I rip his dick off. I guess some women would enjoy it, but I strongly suggest you ask before actually doing it.

30 Shocking Fact About Islam No One Will Tell You.
Read Bulletin From: Jedi Mind Tricks Date: Dec 13, 2006 9:26 PM Subject 30 facts about Islam Body: *The following describes Sunni Islam, which the majority of Muslims in the world practice. The following may in some cases not reflect the beliefs or practices of Shiite, N.O.I. or the Nation of Gods & Earths. 30 FACTS about ISLAM 1) "Islam" means "peace through the submission to God". 2) "Muslim" means "anyone or anything that submits itself to the will of God". 3) Islam is not a cult. Its followers number over 1.5 billion worldwide. Along with Judaism and Christianity, it is considered to be one of the three Abrahamic traditions. 4) There are five pillars of practice in Islam. These practices must be undertaken with the best of effort in order to be considered a true Muslim: A) Shahadah - declaration of faith in the oneness of God and that Muhammad is the last prophet of God. B) Formal prayer five times a day. C) Fasting during the d

Shock And Awe!!
While getting my daily ESPN fix, I was watching Rome is Burning. In his daily "here's what I am burning on" segment, Rome announced that at least 7 pro wrestlers have been linked to the online steroid scandal including Randy Orton. Say it ain't so!! You mean these guys are actually just 'roid freaks and not saying there prayers, taking their vitamins, and training realy hard!! What is the world coming to!! Next thing you know there going to announce that Nascar is just a bunch of cars driving around in a circle going really fast!!

Shocking Differences
by Dr. William Pierce During the past couple of weeks we've spoken a bit about the "diversity" being pushed so vigorously by the government and by the Jewish media, and I apparently made some irreverent remarks on this very sensitive topic which greatly offended some of our more Politically Correct listeners, because I've received a number of letters from listeners who were practically in tears. The general tenor of these letters is: "Why can't we all just learn to get along with each other? We're really all the same. The only difference between us is skin color; why is that so important to you? Why do you hate people just because they're from a different country? By coming here with their different customs they enrich our lives." Et cetera. Some of the letters were more on the weepy, hand-wringing side, and some were more on the belligerent, hateful side, but they were all written by folks who are distressed that I want to stop the flow of non-White immigrants into America, boot

Shocking!
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)FINALLY! We might be getting rain here before I go home! I can hear thunder outside. :-)But don't worry, I won't get wet. I brought my umbrella.That's right. I brought a big, metal stick with all sorts of metal antennae radiating from the top covered with a piece of wet fabric. In a thunderstorm.Uh huh. Yeah. But I will use it anyway.In old news, my parents' house was hit by lightning a few years back. It came in one corner, fried the alarm system and my dad's computer, and left from the opposite corner. Bricks were blown out from the force/heat/whatever.And so we come back to the umbrella...tag: weather, lightning

Shock Me
SHOCK ME SEXY TELL ME YOUR WILDEST DREAMS FILL MY EARS WITH VIOLENT FANTASIES WHISPER SWEET CRIMSON FAIRY TAILS THAT MAKE ME GO WEAK IN THE KNEES SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO TO ME ITS OK I'LL LET YOU TRY MAKE ME SCREAM WANTING MORE & MORE LEAVE KISSES UPON MY LIPS BUT GIVING ME PAIN AT THE SAME TIME BITING MY LIP AS YOU PULLING YOUR HEAD AWAY LET ME KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE TELL ME WHO'S THE MASTER TELL ME WHAT TO DO TELL ME IF I AM BEING GOOD OR BAD I HAVE A HABIT NOT TO MIND AND SOMETIMES NEED TO BE PUT BACK IN LINE TIE ME TO THE BED OR WHAT EVER YOU THINK I AM WORTHY OF TEACH ME HOW A GOOD GIRL ACTS IN TURN LET ME DO ALL THIS THINGS TO YOU BUT MORE LET ME STRIP YOU OF YOUR POWER & NOW YOUR ASS IS MINE LOL WATCH ME AS I PULL UR HAIR TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME UNLESS YOU WORK FOR ME PROVE TO ME THAT YOU REALLY WANT ME I REMIND YOU THAT SEX IS NOT THE QUESTION IT IS THE PRIZE AND IF YOUR GOOD YOU'LL GET IT PLUS WHAT EVER ELSE THAT YOU CAN SHOCK

Shocking Astrology...
Your brain doesn't know the meaning of the word 'break.' All this overtime is producing excellent results. Tackle any knotty issues, and you'll see solutions leaping to present themselves. You're filled with inspiration. This was my horoscope for today...if you know me at all, you know how completely effing true this is. Just thought I'd point this out.

Shocker License
i made me a team shocker license, if anyone from the team wants one send me the info i need for it and a link to a pic u want on it. also if u have any suggestions on making them better let me know. the links to the id is below.

Shocked...numb....confused... Why Chris, Why??
While some close to me have decided to turn their back on the Pro Wrestling legacy which was Chris Benoit, I choose to try to understand what brought on such a tragic event. No one gets how hard it is to watch those you work with, travel with, live on the road with pass on before you. People who know you better than yourself. Guys dying by age 40 due to illness, depression, injuries, drug/alcohol abuse. Families breaking up, wives getting lonely, children growing up with out their dad's or mom's around. The world of Pro Wrestling is a very lonely one. It's physically demanding. No other sport on this planet do what Pro Wrestlers do to their bodies about 300 plus days out of the year. How do i know what it's like? I was in the business and on the road for 7 years... that's how. Something made Chris snap. A respectful, loving, caring, hard working, dedicated man took his hands and killed those he loved the most, then himself. Instead of pointing fingers and saying "fuck him..how dare he

The Shocker
Yeah so i didn't know what that was before i joined this group. lol I googled it and then learned all about it on wikipedia. damn was i surprised. my butt is a virgin. that cherry has not been tapped. i just don't get it. did everyone start doing this overnight and i missed that memo? its so gross and it just sounds so painful... i've had this discussion with so many of my friends, and i guess that i can understand the whole trust thing... wow its off the hook. like if its a pregnancy thing, why aren't girls using birth control, then u don't have to worry. i don't know if any of this makes sense but i had to get this off my chest. i really don't get it

Shocking Body Facts
Thursday, June 07, 2007 Shocking Human Body Facts!!! The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells. Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour. The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple. The only jointless bone in your body is the hyoid bone in your throat It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself. It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech. The average life of a taste bud is 10 days. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour. Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Shocking
47 % 1 in 2 women wher i live are raped half the girls where i live half moreover of that 47% 60% will have it happen more then once with differnt ppl or the same its disturbing In BC, sexual assault is twice the national average: Almost 1 out of 2 women in British Columbia have been sexually assaulted (47%). (D. Kinnon, "Report on Sexual Assault in Canada," Canadian Advisory Council on the Status of Women, Ottawa, 1981

Shocking !!!
Evanescence - Tourniquet fan video It's a fan video but whoever did it is fuckin awesome Plus i love Evanescence...I know i know your over there thinking. OMGAWD!!! SHE DONT ALWAYS LISTIN TO COUNTRY. I know shocking...but Like i said this song = awesome.

Shocked Into A Bed - A True Confession
Shocked Into A Bed - A True Confession Jess was freaked out by what seemed to be a family affair. My new best girlfriend Kylie is one kinky lady. I found that out when she invited me over to her flat for dinner one evening. “This is my brother Brad,” she said. “He’s in town for a couple of weeks.” A good-looking dish that I’d had no idea was on the menu rose up out of a chair, and I shook his big, warm hand, my eyes feasting on him hungrily. We ate together, and after dessert I excused myself to go to the bathroom. But I didn’t use the facilities. Instead, I unzipped my jeans and plunged a hand into my damp pants. Visions of big Brad doing wicked things to me filled my head and flooded my pussy as I fingered my clit. I bit my lip and stared at myself in the mirror, body tense with approaching orgasm… And then Brad walked in. I froze. The room became a vacuum chamber from which no sounds or excuses could escape. Then he closed the door, from the inside, and I exhaled w

Shocked Into A Bed - A True Confession
Jess was freaked out by what seemed to be a family affair. My new best girlfriend Kylie is one kinky lady. I found that out when she invited me over to her flat for dinner one evening. “This is my brother Brad,” she said. “He’s in town for a couple of weeks.” A good-looking dish that I’d had no idea was on the menu rose up out of a chair, and I shook his big, warm hand, my eyes feasting on him hungrily. We ate together, and after dessert I excused myself to go to the bathroom. But I didn’t use the facilities. Instead, I unzipped my jeans and plunged a hand into my damp pants. Visions of big Brad doing wicked things to me filled my head and flooded my pussy as I fingered my clit. I bit my lip and stared at myself in the mirror, body tense with approaching orgasm… And then Brad walked in. I froze. The room became a vacuum chamber from which no sounds or excuses could escape. Then he closed the door, from the inside, and I exhaled with relief and excitement. He strode over to

A Shocker To Start Conversations With Women
A SHOCKER To Start Conversations With Women >Hey! There are many different ways to meet and attract women... and there's ONE way that will fit your personality perfectly. But, it's up to you to find and learn that one way. I've put together a fantastic set of learning tools to help you, and you should take a minute or two and look through them now. You can see them all right here: http://DoubleYourDatingSystem.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=8VZZZV&lid=1 This week I want to talk about an obvious point that's taken me a few years to really notice. The idea is simple: We humans don't want what everyone else has... we want what everyone else has AND MORE. In the context of women and dating, it goes like this: WOMEN AREN'T ATTRACTED TO GUYS THEY PERCEIVE AS AVERAGE. Remember, ATTRACTION doesn't make logical sense... Women don't say, "Oh, he's a kind, honest, loyal type of guy from a good family... AND THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON." Nope. Women say t

“shocker The Hottie, Vote For Me!!!”
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Shocking News...walmart Greeter Expands His Horizons
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap a way from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the h

A Shock To Me
I really shocked myself this week for the past couple of days ive has this little asswipe in my class make wise ass comments and down right insults about me.The shocker is i just blew the little beaner off why is this a shock because back a while ago i would have grabed the biggest wrench in reach and done my version of barry bonds with his dome.Im not sure if im getting mellow with age or if it's just the fact that 1 hes just an 18 year old punk whos not worth the effort to kill him or 2 I didnt spend 30 grand to get booted outta school and thrown in jail over some snot nose kid maybe its both either way im all good cause i know one fact thats always true KARMA is a bitch when ya piss her off lol

Shocked
Early this morning I heard my mom on the phone with one of my Aunts. Sometime a lot early in the morning my 25 year old cousin died in his sleep. When I heard that I shot right out of bed. Let's just say that is something that you do not want to hear when you are just waking up. I just can't believe that my cousin is now gone. And to make matters worse, he left behind a daughter. I can't even imagine what my Aunt is going through right now. Not to mention that someone has to tell his daughter that he daddy is dead. So much for trying to have a good day today. Please when you read this keep my cousin's family and my family in your prays.

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Shocked And Sad
I lost my uncle early this am. We were close. I knew the time was close, but hoped it wouldn't happen. My Mom is really having a hard time. He was more than just her big brother. I know most won't see this so it doesn't matter! My uncle was a truck driver. He was one of the sweetest people I know. I will miss him! PROFILEFLIRTS.COM