Fubar Blog Posts 2

Show Her The Way
Show her the way Oh the power was summons on this warm fall day. To give her strength and show her the way. The path was darkened by a soul so restless. That she could not see her world below. Many a nights she would try to reach the one. But couldn't because of all that she had become. In her darkest hour she called one last time. Looking for anything even reason and rhyme. In this wonderful haunted season. The path was chosen and on it she shall ride. With her trusted knowledge and all that resides. Peace be with you my friend. I am on a search for the soul I've been without for too long. Once I find it then will the path light again.

Shower Stories
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a

Show Booboo Support
SHOW BOO SUPPORT She has helped many of us level...She is a incredible woman... ¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By DJ Kidd Rock. Sarcastk1, Garys Forever..@ fubar She made oracle before time was up...She don't get her gift??? So I say lets all put in our status .... GIVE BOOBOO HER GIFT I am not asking you to go bomb her page or rate her pics All I am asking is that you put in your status GIVE BOOBOO HER GIFT Show her support show her what she has done for everyone on this site means something .... ¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By DJ Kidd Rock. Sarcastk1, Garys Forever..@ fubar After all she would do it for you!!! GIVE BOOBOO HER GIFT!! This bully proudly brought to you by Mz.Belle MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar

Show Me Some Love Ppl
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE METAL?? YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NAMED THE HEAVIEST MOST BRUTAL DJ ON THE FU?? WELL HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF! THE BATTLEGROUND IS HOSTING A METAL DJ BATTLE.. THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS 1. NO LINK DROPPING 2. NO BULLSHIT 3. THIS IS A BATTLE HOUSE 4. BATTLES MUST BE A MIN OF 45 MINUTES MAX OF ONE HOUR, WILL BE JUDGED ON PRESENTATION, MICROPHONE ANTICS, AND ROOM REACTION. 5. ALL DECISIONS BY JUDGES ARE FINAL 6. REMEMBER THIS IS ALL IN FUN BATTLE BEGINS 6 PM EST TONIGHT OCT 23RD IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO *JAGERPOP* OWNER OF THE BATTLEGROUND THANX IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE WHO TAKES PART!! JUST CLICK THE BANNER AND WE WILL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!

Show Love To Jim Please
Come Help These Dynamic DUO Devilish_Angel and Big Brother Jim Level UP!! They've got Auto-11's up and running all night! Let us all reap the rewards so we all can Level Up with them!! Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~@ fubar< Devilish_Angel ~member of~ S.B.A.B , D.S.C , I.B.I.C~& RL Engaged to Papasmurff3~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Devilish_Angel ~member of~ S.B.A.B , D.S.C , I.B.I.C~& RL Engaged to Papasmurff3~' on '2008-10-24 16:29:18') (repost of original by 'Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~' on '2008-10-24 16:30:39')

Shower Of Horrors!
The events of this morning, typed out quickly. Pardon my horrible writing: I was in the shower, just about to rinse the shampoo out of my hair when motion to my right caught my eye. I turned to see a ferocious looking hairy spider hanging from the top of the window peeping at me. A peeping spider! With its legs this thing was about the size of my palm. I continued, nervously, to rinse my hair while making sure to periodically check on the little pervert. It slowly came down the window as I was finishing rinsing my hair, now within 2 feet of me. I expected it to go the other way because of the “rain” it was heading into, but it continued to inch closer and closer. Now slightly creeped out, and somewhat embarrassed because it was staring at me naked. I decided to go ahead and scrub the rest of me. As I began to soap up it actually made a quick move toward me! But the crazed pervy arachnid made one critical error. The shower spray caught it and washed it into the tub, 8 furry

Show Her Love
REAPERS GIRLZZZ IS PROUD TO PIMP OUT OF OT THERE HOTTEST HOTTIES. Casper4420 is a loveable, sexy chick trying to lvl like the rest of us. You need to Rate/Fan/Add and Bling this chick.. You feeling generous get her a blast, Happy Hour, Bling Pak.. She has a total picture count of 366 and Stash of 10. Thats less then 30 mins of rating. So what are waiting for. you know shes hot click on the picture and play with Fubars Hottest Ghost!! This Pimp out is Brought to you By: *~DJ Always Erica~*Owner of Reapers GirlZZZ~*5 Alarm Hotties~FW to DJ ReaperOwned By Beautiful Mess~@ fubar

Showin Some Awsome Fu Friends Sum Fu Luvin
THESE FU's KNOW HOW TO GET IT DONE. WITH THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT I LEVELED THIS MORNING AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THEM FOR ALL THEIR HELP ! IF I MISSED SOMEONE, I APOLOGIZE, BUT MY BAR TAB WOULD ONLY GO BACK SO FAR. PLS SHOW THEM SUM LUV. TY. Happily Taken Angel, Proud Military Supporter*~Head Greeter @ Babydolls*~@ fubar Sabriel ~ Barefoot Goddess ~ })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ owns this Goddess@ fubar SWEETHING4771~Get~R~Done~Family & Bomb Squad@ fubar ◊SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ ASSISTANT RECRUITER FOR THE GRD BOMBSQUAD◊@ fubar ~EAGLE~ Proud Member OF * Shadow Levelers*@ fubar ♥♥♥♥ ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ ™©*****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombe

Show Big Poppa Some Love, He Needs 13k Comments, Help With What You Can Please
LOOK OUT FOR MY POPPA AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE...HE NEEDS COMMENTS TO WIN HIS CONTEST, ANY AND ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED, CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND DO WHAT YOU CAN....MUCH LOVE...

Shower Them With Love
THESE TWO LADIES ARE TWO OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE FU. STOP BY AND SHOW THEM LOTS OF FU LOVE BY FANNING,ADDING,RATEING THEM AND IF YOUR FEELING EXTRA NICE DROP A BLING OR TWO ON THEM FIRST THEIR PICS, THEN THEIR LINKS TO THEIR PROFILES *************** HEAVEN *************** AND LIFES A BEACH *************** HERE ARE THE LINKS TO THEIR PROFILES LIFES A BEACH ~Life's a Beach & I'm Just Tanning aka:Barefoot Babydoll®"~The Official Fu Mermaid®~@ fubar HERE'S HEAVENS ~*ღHeavenღ*~Owned by the sexy Life's A Beach@ fubar ***************

Show Some Love, Will Ya!
♡Hazel Eyes...RIP Kept In Corsets♡@ fubar Hazel Eyes is under 160k from Henchman. So drop by and give her a good raping for me, will ya! Rate, Fan, Bling, anything you can for this sweet gal. Oh, its also appears she just might be in need of a VIP...so howz about it? :D :P

Show My Sexy Friend Stacie Some Love
COME SHOW THIS LADY SOME LOVE ADD FAN RATE HER !! SHE IS SO SWEET AND GOD A HOTTIE !!!THEY DON’T COME ANY HOTTER THEN THIS SEXY LADY !!!!! ♥ §ŧą¢їε ♥@ fubar JUST CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINK AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE!! MAKE SURE YOU ADD/FAN/RATE HER!! THIS BULLY WAS BROUGHT TOO YOU BY(¯`¤DJ bãdbØy¤´¯)OWNER~ºƒ THE GARDEN ºƒ EDEN**FU-MARRIED ~2*~♥ *~Eden~ ♥ ~@ fubar

Show Love To The Troops
SHOW LOVE TO THE TROOPS GREAT IDEA!! When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue, NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Showing Off
ok here is the deal. i dont see what all the commotion is about showing off your body. people say that its a private thing but if you have seen 1 boob, dick, pussy, ass whatever you can pretty much just what the other ones look like. i dont think the body parts themselves are private just the act you do with them. some would say its cause im a guy i know there are women out that feel the same way hell lok at most of the profiles on here.

Showin Somefu-lov
Hello My Fu-Bar friends and family, I have upload some tags in my stash in the pics catagory for you that I made a time ago and since I have to be a certain level to upload them to fubar , I have done them this way so you wont miss out. It's just my way of saying a Big Thank you to you all for all the R/F/A AND helping me get to where I am . Thanks Guys you all Rawk in my book Love you all God Bless SunnyDays Please leave comment so I will know you got your tags. Thanks!

Show Me Yours I'll Show U Mine
MishNumber1 NEEDS YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW WHILE THIS CONTEST IS STILL RUNNING. COME IN AND 1.RATE (3PTS EACH) 2.COMMENT THE HELL OUT OF HER PICTURE. RANDOM FUBUCK AMOUNTS BEING SENT OUT & RANDOM BLINGS BEING GIVEN AWAY & A FEW TICKERS WILL BE GIVEN AWAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CLICK HERE (repost of original by '**Devil Witch**' on '2008-11-26 13:07:58') (repost of original by 'MishNumber1 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Read Profile Then FAR Me ♥' on '2008-11-26 13:15:42')

Show The Love Plz
MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL)@ fubar Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL@ fubar (repost of original by 'Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL' on '2008-11-29 18:52:59') (repost of original by 'MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL)' on '2008-11-29 19:02:29') (repost of original by 'Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL' on '2008-11-29 19:11:53') (repost of original by 'MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL)' on '2008-11-29 20:02:52') (repost of original by 'Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(OWNED BY BEAUTIFUL PURE ANGEL' on '2008-11-29 20:17:55')

Shower
I am craving shower pleasure with you, multiple shower heads make water cascade from our bodies, our tongues mesh probing deeply and hungrily as we press our bodies together and your smooth skin rubs against mine, your nipples hard with excitement and my swollen lid is pressing against your belly, I lower myself as I am probing your wet pussy lips and I kneel down and you drape one leg over my shoulder as I hungrily bury my face into your wet spread lips, nibbling teasing with my tongue, my teeth and lips cradling your buttocks with my hands and pressing a finger against your rosebud teasing it. I can feel you getting closer as you press harder on to my face, your hands on my head I can now feel your first orgasm, you make such luscious noises when you come, now it is your turn as you lower yourself and want me to stand up, you massage my scrotum and let your tonge run along the length of my shaft teasing the swollen tip and your first take in the tip as your tongue plays around the sm

Show Them Love
There are many people we meet in life as the old adage says" For A Reason Or A Season" Well I've met some pretty Magnificent people on fu..They have touched my life in ways I can't express..Let me introduce them..... MzMic..She is not only my boss, fu_owner, friend, she has become my Sister..The day she walked into my life was the day I became blessed in oh so many ways..She goes out of her way for all..She loves she protects..I love you Sis.She shines brighter then any diamond!!!MzMic ™ TakenByMike, Owner of DJ KIDD ROCK & WILD &Golden Boy& Owned By Kritter, 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar ItsUrAngel..Truly in all sense of the word she is *Indeed an Angel* She has become one of the best friends in my life and a Sister as well..She loves,she laughs oh does she laugh, and she is there for me whenever I need her...Sis You are truly my *Angel*ItsUrAngel Mgr@The HideawayFUOWNED BY SLEEPY@ fubar Sleepy..Oh my what can I say about this generous hard working man...He gives like no man i have

Show Her Some Love
Hello my friends. I come to you yet again with a small request. This lovely young lady is a good friend to me. I dont see her on much but when she is here. She shows me lots of love. Please go do the same for her. Shes a bit down today. I want to lift up her spirits. a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=9903&friend=9903" target=_blank>Kimberly**Fu-owned by Stryke@ fubar

Show Bounty All Your Love!!!
Today a wonderful person who is in my family has auto 11's on and it would be great if you could go to his page and show him all the love that you can give to him. Bounty is a very selfless person that gives to others and never asks for anything himself, so even if you have five minutes to spare, please hit him up:-)

Show Him Lotz O, 1 2 3's Hehe Freakin Hater!!
LOL i dont do this much but we have a hater, this guy went to Flirtologist (Cris) page and rated all her pics a 3 even the pic of our friend that just passed away, That says RIP!!!! what a Jerk, Lets show him what it feels like !!! Go Show him Lots Of 1-3's hehe remember to alternate Numbers :P or it will tell u dont hate the player hate the game !!! flipster

Show My Best Friend Kate Alot Of Love To Her Page Please
Show my best friend kate alot of love to her page.She has auto 11's on.She bought me a vip for rating her EZ pics.Here's her link to her page.. Kate~ღ~{Shadow Leveler}@ fubar

Show My Fu-owner Some Luv!!!
ღ~§ê×§ï~ღ(Not Single,Not Looking) (winning bid 700,000 fubucks) *auction ended 12-24-08* ღ~§ê×§ï~ღ(Not Single,Not Looking)@ fubar ღ~§ê×§ï~ღ(Not Single,Not Looking) Won me on Christmas Eve and is now my newest Fu-Owner.. Go A/F/R/C/C/B her and show her lots n lots of luv.. she's a true sweetheart and deserves lots of luv!!! So click her pic below and Rate, Fan, Add, Comment, Crush, and Bling Her A Lot!!! And Tell Her That Buster Sent Ya!!! ღ~§ê×§ï~ღ(Not Single,Not Looking)@ fubar

Show Carolvision63 Lotsa Love
Carolvision is my owner and dear friend. She has been a good friend to many here on Fubar. Please take the time to go to her page and show her lots of love. I dont know anyone on here more deserving. Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍ ~ ♥ Head Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥@ fubar

Show My Girls Some Love Saturday ..auto 11's @ 9 Am Futime
Two of my girls are having Auto 11's running Saturday, Jan 3, starting at 12 noon EST/9 AM Fu-Time. These girls both have bunch of pictures and a few of them are EZRates too. So go show them some major loving! They are both trying to Godfather. Juniper -- 344k to go )O( Juniper )O( Member of ☆ Fubar's Finest Levelers! ☆@ fubar Saer -- 2.5 million to go *Saer*The Pegasus Project@ fubar This bully made with love by.... Carebear ~The Pegasus Project~ *T&H destroyers*@ fubar

Show My New Owner Some Love!
=== 'Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess*Chief of Operations 2nd alarm hotties*Daddy's levelers*Abbys G/F' wrote the following at '2009-01-02 14:28:14'.. This bulletin goes out to my new fu-owner Skye. Skye@ fubar Please stop by and show this hot guy some fu-love. This bulletin brought to you by: IrIsH PaRaDiSe~SKYE'S LITTLE ANGEL~(2nd Alarm Hotties & Southern Sex Symbols member)@ fubar

Show Some Respect!! (repost)
***Fu Friends & My Amazing Fu Family*** As you all know chuckii has not been on for sometime now!Fubar Sure is not the same without boo:(Alot of you have mentioned how much ya miss him.... I miss him like crazy too!So I think its time we show chuckii some amazing Love & Respect!So that when he does Log on He will know exactly how much we do miss him & how much we want him back on fubar! My amazing friendship with chuckii Started way back sometime at the end of March,2008!Since then i knew that there really was such thing as a real!True!Honest!Caring!Friend out there! Before i met chuckii I did not have much trust in anyone but he proved me different & I thank him for that! If it was'nt for him I would never have put trust in so many of my other friends & i'm glad i did because I have the most amazing Fu Family On Fubar! ***I miss this Gorgeous Smile*** I miss The Man that taught me to NEVER let the haters Bring me Down! Some of you haters out there think that boo's

Showin Support For
SINCE I'M NOT GOOD AT BULLYS AND MY USUAL BULLY MAKER IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO SOME UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES THIS WILL HAVE TO DO....LOL THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE THAT KNOW AND LUV TAPPINIT AND WANNA SEE HIM COME BACK TO FU IN THE NEAR FUTURE...HE DOES THE MOST RAWKIN ANIMATIONS THIS SITE HAS SEEN...SO SHOW A LITTLE SUPPORT AND ADD YOURSELF BELOW... ♥ Xmasbaby73 ♥ Tappinit Supporter@ fubar Trouble Free...Tappinit Supporter@ fubar *JeNniFeR*@ fubar ~~Twisted Whispers ~~ TAPPINIT SUPPORTER@ fubar ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Fu Owned By Dr@gonMaster©~SBG@ fubar The Texas Tornado (Twister Sister)*** TAPPINIT SUPPORTER@ fubar ☆SillyCuteChrissy☆ Tappinit Supporter@ fubar petiegirl - Fubars German beer wench@ fubar Southern Mystery***SUPPORTER OF TAPPINIT***@ fubar Nicholas aka Kramer69 1st owned by Lizzy and Jedi Master@ fubar

Show Some Love
HEY EVERYONE....DEMONSRAGE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND....DARKLADY MADE AN AWESOME BULLY UP FOR US TO USE TO GET SCORPIOQUEEN LEVELED BACK UP.....AND PER HER REQUEST......SHE DID NOT WANT FUBUCKS FOR DOING THE BULLY....SHE ASKED FOR HELP IN RETURN........SO PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF UR DAYS WHILE THERE IS A HAPPY HOUR....AND GO RATE SOME OF HIS PICS IF NOT ALL OF THEM....AND LETS HELP HIM GET CLOSER TO GODFATHERING........

Show These Ladies Lots Of Lovin!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is Kitten . The second one is dj foxy The the third is Kerigirl4u and the fourth is BrandiCakez The fith and newest is Tracy (Shadowleveler). Make sure you show them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ♥Kitten♥ ♠Dirty Deeds Radio♠ ♣Owned by Yakuza♣@ fubar ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†LÈ§§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar =*BrandiCakez*=*Owned by Tiger*=*Head Greeter @ Misfits Hangout*=*RR Member*=@ fubar TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêÐ ß¥ ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~ & ÐJ~mï†¥mðµ§ê~Promoter @ ddr@ fubar

Shower Time
OK, I was asked to tell another story. This one isn’t as funny as the others but it was entertaining. Again it happened in college. One day after playing an intramural basketball game a friend of mine and I returned to our dorms tired and of course sweaty. We were preparing to take long showers before getting dressed and going out that night. But the showers were almost full and we both hated the showers in the guy’s hall anyway. You see they were open showers, the army type. Nothing but a platform and shower heads in the wall. No privacy at all. So, we were drinking and waiting for the showers to clear out some, when he has this idea. “The girls have private stalls in their showers.” I followed with “Yeah, we could take our time and have a nice long hot shower.” Jim, lets call him that, said I’m going to get ready for the shower, meet you on the girls floor. First let me explain why Jim isn’t his real name. You see, Jim, is a politician in the state of Virginia. When he was runn

Show This Bitch Some Downrating Love
there is a woman going around and downrating people left and right. she will come to your page rate you a 10 and then re-rate you to a 1. she has gone to a few of my friends pages and rated them all 1's after rating them a 10. if you can plz find it in your heart to show this bitch how it feels and plz feel free to give her a piece of your mind then here is her link... B_Titties@ fubar now that you have it plz by all means show this bitch some downrating love. much love to all my friends and family

Show Her Some Mad Fu-love!
PLEASE GO SHOW MY NEW OWNER SOME MAD FU-LOVE!! SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE HER IN YOUR CIRCLE OF THE WORLD THEN YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED! CLICK HER MIDGET AND GO SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE SHE DESERVES!

Show Update (jan 20,2009)
It has come to my attention, that in order for our 2 year anniversary to be episode 100, just like our first anniversary was episode 50, I need to do an additional 7 shows before that April 4th deadline. So, starting AFTER this saturday, episode 83, we will be doing 2 shows a week until we get caught up. One show on Friday night, and the normal show on Saturday. The idea of 50 shows per year is fine with me, its still alot of work even though its only once a week. There will be an announcement made this week, but be aware. The trivia and King of the Hill will still go on. This is my view of how I wanna run the show, and I don't think anyone will complain, unless maybe they cannot come to that show, then yea, lol.

Show The Luv She Does Every Day
Sara has auto 11 on the ZODIAKS are asking all family & friends to go show her lots of love,You know she is always hittin up people,Now we can return the favour ♥~§ÁRÁ~ ♥ *Áµ$$îè'$ Wîƒè -N- Princess*~♥ ~Zodiak Levelers~@ fubar ~please repost bulletin often~ ~this bulletin proudly bought to you by~ ~ZODIAK LEVELERS~@ fubar

Show Me Love Plz
Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own I'm Pimping out my one of my friends you might already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend. SexyLeeLee is trying to level and she needs our help. She is offering 50K to those guests who come and rate her pics. Send her a private message for payment! If you haven't had the chance to r/f/a SexyLeeLee yet now is your chance. Private message her and you will recieve an extra 10K for doing so. Come and show my friend some mad Fu Loving she will return it all as soon as she can. So lets spank her hard and get her to GodMother I know we can do it :). Add Her, Fan Her, And Rate, Her Bling Her. Why Are You Still Reading This Go Show Her Sum Fu Loving!

Show These Girls Some Extra Love..they Deserve It
Two Of Sarges Bad Girls have Delivered Healthy Baby Boys...Stop By Their Page To Show Them Lots Of Love Add Fan Rate And Bling Them...Don't Forget To Congratulate Them One Their New Arrival/Miracle.. pepsikola~fu angel and sarges bad girl ☠AMber☠ Stilnoct's R/L fiance Coding Done By BlueEyedBrat~ SargesBadGirls~ Being Brought To You By Sarge And All The Bad Girls Please Re post Often

Showerhead, Revisited
It is an oldie, but a goodie. The Showerhead; or, How Masturbation Sometimes Ruins Things. It is one of my favorite stories, and one of the first to make me think that travel writing might be a viable career option for me. As long as, say, people don't want to read about local culture and food and whatnot. The showerheads mentioned in the story are actually not deluxe - they are rudimentary, cheap pieces of shit that just happen to have a nice twisty feature. But I'd like to offer many thanks to my friend, who shall remain anonymous, for designing a brand new deluxe showerhead for me. Merci! Merci! O merci beaucoup!

Showers And Growers
First of all: It is 8 days, 15 hours, 9 minutes and 0 seconds until Saturday, February 14, 2009 at 9:50:00 AM (Baltimore time) Second of all: Who the hell has ever fucking heard of showers and growers. I grew up with this term. They actually taught it in our sex ed class. Mother fucker. A shower is someone who's dick is impressive in size and length when soft, but doesn't get too much bigger when hard. A grower is someone who's dick is medium to small when soft, but grows to substantial proportions when hard. Example: A shower's dick could be 4 inches soft, 6 inches hard. A growers dick could be 2 inches soft, but 7 inches hard. Ect. How many other people have heard of this.

Show Me & My Sexi Sister All The Love Possible Thank You
Do you know that you can own your very own 2nd Alarm Hottie for Valentine's day? This Valentine's day you get the chance to own a hottie. All members, including Officers, will be up for auction. The auction will be held on the 2nd alarm hotties homepage, It will run from Feb 7th thru the 13th These gorgeous women arent cheap, of course. Minimum bid is 100k and they are worth every penny. So start saving your bucks and prepare for the auctioning of the hottest girls on fubar!! Cash prizes are also encouraged (VIPs, blasts, bling packs, etc.) Here's a sneak peak of some of the gorgeous ladies you will have the chance to own!

Show Her Some Love
This is an awesome lady and a great friend of mine, she is trying to level before her anniversary date on the 26th of Feb. Help her out if you can please. LOVE ME HARD & LEVEL UP!! ♥NJExoticDiva77 ♥ 100% Jersey Girl ♥ Pyrette of Pirates ♥ (repost of original by ' ♥NJExoticDiva77 ♥ 100% Jersey Girl ♥ Pyrette of Pirates ♥' on '2009-02-03 21:38:27')

Show Me...
You're drinking my blood I'm licking your wounds I suck from your breast Seems the love has run dry I taste your copper heart Bite my tongue Sever my soul Take what I am Leave what you wish Trying so hard to hold together What was once whole is now shredded I ask little in this life Show me the door...

Shows 2/11-2/15
I will be performing at Stanford & Sons Comedy Club located in the Legends Shopping Center in Kansas City Kansas Tonight through Sunday. So for any Fubar members in and around that area, I have made a deal with the club that all you need to do is go to the box office and say you are a Fubar member to get 4 free tickets to any of these shows. Showtimes are 7:45 pm tonight and tomorrow, 7:45 and 9:45 pm Friday and Saturday and 7:00 pm Sunday. Come on Out for a great night of Stand up Comedy!

Show Me Some Skin Lol
Hey all you sexy guys!!!! You love it when we show you skin....well us ladies like it to, so if any of you are willing please send Diamond Deb a sexy chest salute I will make folder for all the sexy chests that come my way all when I run my auto 11's all the gals will be checkin you out too. Now dont be shy!!!!!!!!! We girls like skin too! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts

Show Me Love
Come One And All And See This Sexy Woman Durning Her Auto 11's drop by her page and love her up and help her level up just click her link and love her up ♥~±‡±~M§.ßÁÐÐÁZZ~±‡±~♥ FUWIFE & ENGAGED TO DJSAVAGEBLACKWOLF Owner @Wolf Pack Radio@ fubar (repost of original by '£ost ÍnŤheÐark♦D.J. Cyber_Wolf ♦Dj & Dj Manager @ Wolf Pack Radio' on '2009-02-15 15:35:35')

Show Her Love
reeka is having a bad time so go send her some love....whether it just be a hi or what not..just click her pic and it will take you there also even though we are facing tough economic times please do what you can to help find a cure for cancer by donating do your local cancer society and help prepare for the day we can finally eradicate this amongst other diseases

The Show
So Dougie and I went to see Soilwork, Darkane, War Bringer, Swallow the Sun, Carry The Day, Luna Mortis in Mokena at the Pearl Room last night. The show kicked so much ass, and that place has some amazing sound. Poor guy had to hold my purse (concealed by my leather jacket ofcourse so I could go upfront. That was so sweet of him I think my neck will hurt for a while from all the headbanging and moshing. Ah, just like the good ole times.

Shows How Real Friends Are
WELL ALL WHO KNOW ME SO YOU KNOW THE REAL REASON I LEFT TMR WAS CAUSE I GOT BITCHED AT CAUSE I COULDNT BE IN THE LOUNGE EVER MIN OF THE DAY LIKE SOMEONE WAS PAYING ME TO BE OR THINKS HE OWNS EVERONE WHO WORKS IN THAT LOUNGE WELL HE DONT IM GLAD IM NOT IN THERE ANY MORE CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO TREAT MY FRIEND AND I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT WHEN IM MAD AT THEM UNLIKE HE DOES HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO KISS HIS ASS TO BE IN HIS LOUNGE WELL IM ONE BITCH THAT DONT KISS ASS TO BE IN ANYONES LOUNGE AND I'LL NEVER BE LIKE THAT , AS FOR CHEATING I DIDNT CHEAT I LEFT BEFORE I GOT WITH ANYONE SO THAT DONT MAKE ME A WHORE AND I DONT USE MY FRIENDS UNLIKE HE DOES I FEEL SORRY FOR WHO EVER HE GETS WITH CAUSE HE WILL BE GOOD TO U UNTILL HE GETS TIRED OF YA THEN HE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT THEN AS HE DOING THIS IT WILL BE YELLIN AT U CAUSE UR NOT UP HIS ASS ONLINE WITH HIM EVERY MIN THAT HE IS ONLINE OH WELL IF MY TRUE FRIENDS WANT TO SEE OR TALK TO ME COME TO HELL ON EARTH LOVE YA ALL BUNCHES

Show Ur Luv
I AM IN A HOTTEST GIRLS ON FUBAR CONTEST, PLEASE CUM AND LOVE ON MY PIC AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS...IF YOU THINK I AM HOT CUM HELP TYVM...THE LINK IS BELOW,PLEASE HELP I START MY NEW JOB TOMORROW,AND COULD USE ALL THE HELP ON MY CONTEST, I AM STILL IN FIRST BUT SECOND PLACE IS NOT FAR FROM ME, PLEASE COME SHOW ME SUM LUV, EVEN IF JUST A FEW COMMENTS TYVM..... CONTEST ENDS MARCH 7TH @ 12PM EASTERN TIME TY

Show This Fam Lots Of Luv
I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. I also included a bit about her and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. CLICK THE PIC BELOW to contribute, please. Thank you... AJ THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE HELPED. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T PLEASE CLICK THE PIC ABOVE AND CHIP IN. *For Those Of You Who Do NOT Know Me Or What My Daughter Is Going Through, PLEASE Take The Time To Read Some Of My Blogs On Baby Roxan. Hopefully That Will Help You Find It In Your Hearts To Help Her.* ~Unique Dream~ ™ ♥ Baby Roxans Daddy ♥@ fubar SINCERELY, AJ, Liana & Baby Roxan

Show Some Love
Hey everyone! I'm asking a huge favor of all my great friends! I have this awesome friend named Mike and he's decided to enter Michigan Idol. It's our tiny little version of American Idol where the winner has a chance to travel to the real American Idol if they win! Well my little favor is I'd appreciate it if you could go to this link and simply give him a thumbs up! Thats it! No voting down for the other videos (please) or anything! Just a simple vote for him! Daily would be appreciated but even ONE would help him! I really think he could do well given the chance! Mike is such a busy, devoted man and I'd love to see him win this. Mike exceeds in everything he does from being in the Air Force to being a new dad (of a gorgeous baby boy) to being on a bowling league to going to college to be a radiologist to doing THIS!!! How's that for investing your spare time? So please if its not too much trouble give him a voting hand!!!! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=v

Show Some Mad Love
Lets show him some mad FU love… Lets try and get him leveled i know i have a lot of friends on my list go and show him some love and some rates please hplp1978 ~`RR Member`~&~Mgr @ JENNYS ROOM~@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT IS IMPORTANT TO ME SO ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP AT ALL WILL BE MUCH APREACAITED… THIS PIMP OUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY…. Queen ICE COLD Mistress Nassy V4mpir3 Bytch@ fubar

Show My Wife Some Love While She Is In The Hospital
My wife, Kally aka The Queen of Hearts is in the hospital suffering with Congestive Heart Failure (CHF).This is not a message begging for rates, blings, bombs, etc. This is a serious matter to me because she is my wife.She not only needs fu-love, but she needs your prayers and support.I'm asking you all to have a heart and take just a few short minutes to stop by her page, leave her a comment, send a fu-gift, and leave her message to let her know that you are thinking about her and wish her a speedy recovery. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers.Not only would she appreciate it, but so will I.Thank you.Kally aka ♥ Queen of Hearts ♥R/L Wife ofErnest aka "King of Hearts"@ fubarThis message is brought to you with a sincere heart by:Ernest aka ♥ King of Hearts ♥R/L Husband ofKally aka "Queen of Hearts"@ fubar

Shower Sex Anyone????
You wake up early one morning, your girlfriend appears to be sound asleep next to you. You carefully climb out of bed and walk across the hall into the bathroom, completely naked. You turn on the shower and lift the toilet seat. You open the shower door and step in under the hot, pounding spray. You jump when you feel a hand run across your shoulder blades. You turn around and your girlfriend is standing there behind you with lust shining in her eyes. She grabs the soap from you and begins to lather it up all over your body, paying close attention to certain parts of your anatomy, making it grow with need and desire. She kneels down on the tile floor and flicks her tongue across your growing erection. You let out a loud, needy groan as she wraps her lips are you and slides her mouth around you, gently sucking, making you erection grow and get harder. You Can't take much more or her exquisite mouth so you pull away from her and grab the soap. You begin to soap her up, paying extra close

Show Me Love
dang since 06 same shit.. rate me show love .. i will back.. look at me look at me.. i need points.... dude this is not fucking pac man.. its a web site that is suppose to resemble a bar.. and well if there is a real bar like this i would have to bring brass knuckles because i would be kicking everyone's assss. minus like 8.. i show you your god damn love and you are like thanks... oh i wish you could have heard the way i said thanks in my head.. sometimes even going beyond what anyone else would do like god forbid leaving you a photo comment and putting thought into it.. so fuck your love.. like most love its only one sided... lucky girls you have vapid pervs to rate those pics so you can get to the next level so you can put even more pics up..admire...oh shite why do i even get on here.. lucky to have at least found some real friends this go round..

Show Him Lots Of Luv
HORN-E DEVIL!!!!!!!! Go show him lots of love....Hes the best owner ever!! horn-e devil...@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY ♥ DJ SexySheila*OMEGA BOMBER*KO GIRL~*owned by Horn-e devil &nonstop*FU married 2 kittie ϖ@ fubar

Show This Lounge Some "love" ......not F*** Them
HEY SO CHECK THIS OUT I WAS HEAD SLAYER IN THIS LOUNGE AND I WENT ON VACATION FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND I INFORMED THE STAFF AND OWNER OF MY ABSENCE AND WHEN I GET BACK I FIND OUT THAT I LOSE MY JOB DUE TO ABSENCE AINT THAT SOME BULL SHIT SO GO CHECK EM OUT AND SHOW EM SOME "LOVE" LOL IT CALLED SLAY GROUND AND YEAH IT'S A LOAD OF SHIT

Show Love To My Top Friends.. Keep It Alive
I have tried several times to post this MUMM tonight. The internet has been Sketchy so , three times I have lost it. I finally drank a Mountain Dew and woke my brain up-- and wrote it on Notepad so I wouldn't lose it all. OK, I have 9 ladies who stay in contact with me on more than a regular basis. Through times of my illnes and Injuries they have been there.. Will you help them out? Will you do me a favor and take time out of your life to rate tehm, and send thier profiles on to your friends in another MuMM and help them out. I believe that Friendship and Love require two things to prove its validity, and to make it work, or sustain it. 1.) Action - Friendship and Love is not just a feeling of "warm tingly fuzzies". It is somethign which displays itself in ACTIONS.. I am trying to be creative and give back a small token of ACTION to honeor their friendship to me... 2.) Time - It takes time to develop a friendship. It takles time out of my life, and your life to re

Show My Friend Lin Support ; Her Mum Has Cancer
Some of you know that I have a very good friend on here, her name is Linda. We have been friends since we both joined this site when it was Cherry Tap. We have had lots of fun on here, bombing, being in contests together and helping each other out. We've shared lots of laughs, tears and many secrets. She feels like a sister to me although we have never met, I hope to meet her one day. I have spoke to her children on here and they are wonderful kids as well. We have even shared snailmail. She just found out that her mum has cancer. So what I would like for all my fu friends and fu fans and family to do is. Drop by her page, show her some love and support and so whatever it is you do in this type of situation to be kind to someone in need, because she would surely do the same for you if I asked her to because that's the kind of friend she is. Thanks a lot..Love,, Amy Gypsysoul@ fubar

Shows Shows Shows!
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Show Me The Way
APC 'Thomas' Humble and helplessand learning to pray Praying for visions to show me the way Show me the way to forgive you Allow me to let it go Allow me to be forgiven Show me the way to let go Show me the way to forgive you Allow me to let it go Allow me to be forgiven And show me the way to let go Illuminate me Illuminate me Illuminate me I'm just praying for you to show me where to begin Hoping to, hoping to reconnect to you.

Show Some Love
HEY PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE FOR A REALLY GOOD FRIEND THAT PASSED AWAY SATURDAY. HE WAS A BROTHER I ALWAYS WANTED. GIVE MUCH LOVE PLEASESCREEN NAME DOPEYREAL NAME NICK LATHORPR.I.P. WE MISS YOU SO MUCH AND WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTENhttp://fubar.com/user/1683073

Show The Same Respect
is there anything wrong with a person complimenting another?if you dont like what they have to say,then say so,,,dont become friends with someone then block or restrict them from commenting on your pics or leaving you a hello,,IF YOU FAN,OR FRIEND SOMEONE,GIVE THEM THE SAME RESPECT THAT YOU DEMAND OUT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Show Love To My Owners!! Xox
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Show Don't Tell
Most of you that have taken a creative writing course at any point have probably heard the phrase"show, don't tell". Here's an example of what I mean “She was beautiful in a way that he couldn’t quite wrap his head around” sounds alright, it's efficient in a way but it's somewhat lazy. This is more how I'd like to write all the time: “He stared at her image, his eyes shifting their focus from her pale green eyes to the curve of her nose. Her lips though frozen in the photograph were whispering things in his mind. Flawless, graceful, angelic… his mind stumbled for the right words. All of them seemed right in their own way but none of them were as perfect to him as her face seemed to be.” It takes more work, but the end result is clearly better. I like to play with words, changing how you say them and how you arrange them together can alter their meaning entirely and if done at the right time will crack people up.

Show Me Please
Words! Words! Words! I'm so sick of words! I get words all day through;First from her, now from you! Is that all you blighters can do? Don't talk of stars Burning above; If you're in love, Show me! Tell me no dreams Filled with desire. If you're on fire, Show me! Here we are together in the middle of the night! Don't talk of spring! Just hold me tight! Anyone who's ever been in love'll tell you that This is no time for a chat! Haven't your lips Longed for my touch? Don't say how much, Show me! Show me! Don't talk of love lasting through time. Make me no undying vow. Show me now! Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme!Don't waste my time, Show me! Don't talk of June, Don't talk of fall! Don't talk at all! Show me! Never do I ever want to hear another word. There isn't one I haven't heard. Here we are together in what ought to be a dream; Say one more word and I'll scream! Haven't your arms Hungered for mine? Please don't "expl'ine," Show me! Show me! Don't wait until wrinkles and lines Pop o

Show Me Your Hands..
Sometimes things get twisted and you find yourself in an open desert with a mute ice cube and a slow fighting spirit. I know that despair and love are as old as the world but a desert is always a desert. Now I know why silence took over our lips, and the reason is that the clock does not have the time, does not have the fear. The fact is that we are not able to isolate the rest of this world where humans exchange their dream for pure air. Please give me just one excuse that can save us, or one that can cause the seven seas to swallow us up, but do not take the courage from me.Now open your hands, show me the palms, let me see them, and now tell me if there is a bit of hope in them. Show me your hands, the ones that were used to caress me and the one that is being used to hurt each other now.Maybe it is because for you, I am just a zero to the left and it is impossible for me to multiply my love times your desire to want me. Baby every time I try, I only get a zero.

Showing A Player On Fubar
THIS IS TO ANYONE WHO IS FRIENDS WITH BABYBLUES OR BLUE EYE BABYDOLL I HAVE KNOWN HER SINCE MARCH AN THE WHOLE TIME TILL THIS PAST MONTH WE HAVE CALLED EACH OTHER TEXT 100S OF TIMES AN MADE PLANS TO BE TOGETHER I HAVE RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT SHE IS A PLAYER OF NOT JUST ME BUT SEVERAL OTHER MEN ON HERE AS WELL SO IF YOU ARE AQUAINTED WITH HER IN A WAY OTHER THAN FRIENDS SHE IS PROBABLY PLAYING YOU AS WELL IM DONE WITH HER SO GOOD LUCH TO ANYONE WHO IS WITH HER OR THINK THEY ARE WITH HER NOW

The Show
Soo, hubby and I just came back from the metal show in Wisconsin, where 12 bands were playing. There were 3 bands playin at the same time in diff rooms. WTF? I hate when they do that shit...But I got to see Ensiferum from Finland and Necrophagist. ANd now I have a nice huge bruise on my arm, a busted toenail, and a mild head concussion from headbutting someone by acident. The venue (The Eagles Ballroom) gives away free concert tickets in the end of their shows (last time I got Megadeth and Slayer tix, it was pretty fuckin sweet). So now I have Korn tix, Hollywood Undead, Sick Puppies, and somethin else, 8 tix each. And I wanna give them away instead of throwin them in the trash. PS I discovered that my right ear is lower than my left one.

Show Me Your Mind!
Show me your mind..and not your body..let me know you..the inner you..the side that goes skin deep..let me see..just who you are..for the flesh is flawed..and tangible..i can see you..through your words..and thats the person i want to meet..a greeting of the flesh..is but second place..for this world is a mess..and i am but a lone soul..trap amongst the faces..in the crowd..i know im not the fairest of them all..nor do i have the balls..to show myself to all who wish to see me..just bear with me..if we were all in darkness..and the lights were off..would your form make a differences to me..i am not jaded..nor are my worlds..i have a love of beauty..for it graces the pages i write..but it has no power over me..my reflection..is nothing to drool over..but its my mind..that defines me..and for an ear..to hear..whats near and dear to me..you too would agree..that what i say..you know it to be true..love in skin..is a love doomed to fail..for every cell..grows old..and die..the mags are ful

Show Some Outrage
Ok so guitar hero 5 was just released and again the didnt put a single led zeppling song in the game. WTF? Then I learned that they give you a copy of van halen if you buy guitar hero 5. Ok so we have aerosmith and van halen. Jimmy page is like the best guitarest still alive so I only have one question. What do zepp lovers have to do to get some songs on a guitar hero?

Show Her Love
just wanted to say happy birthday to you hun, your always showing love to everyone and i hope you have a great day loves always Bearhugs xo Lets show this sexy Cherry some birthday lovin EVERYONE Bomb bling rate :P FAN

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Shower
Standing in the hot shower, the hot water flowing over you as if it were a confert youve been wanting. Thats in the shower, if life could only be that way. You step out into the fog of your bathroom, the chill reminds you the coldness youve become, or maybe always been. Lifes not like a shower, confert, wormth, nothingness. Have no hart, ha why not. Its more fun that way. Fuck the water, the shower, the confert. The only thing you know is you and your the only person who you know you can count on. I laugh at you if you fall and hurt yourself, hell i laugh when i do it to myself. Im that bitch you dont want to get to that point. But, I love me. Im crazy, a bitch what ever it is you want to say. You think i care, ha, I dont. So stand in that imaginary shower and that confert. Be dince. Later

Show Me Heaven By Jessica Andrews
There you go Flashing fever from your eyes Hey babe, come over here and shut down tight I'm not denying We're flying above it all Hold my hand, don't let me fall You've such amazing grace I've never felt this way... Show me heaven Cover me Leave me breathless Show me heaven please Here I go I'm shaking just like the breeze Hey baby I need your hand to steady me I'm not denying I'm frightened as much as you Though I'm barely touching you I've shivers down my spine And it feels divine Show me heaven Cover me Leave me breathless Show me heaven please If you know what like To dream a dream Baby hold me tight And let this be yer Show me heaven Cover me Leave me breathless Show me heaven please

Show
Show If you love someone and you want to be with them. Then you need to show them. If you want to be with them then tell them. Show them that you care. Show taht you love them. Soif you want something to work stop hiding. Make it clear. Make it so they know.

Shower Story
SHOWER Lighting the candles and I shut off the lights then slipping my clothes from my body as I slip my hand into the shower. Turning the water on and adjusting the temperature of the water. Smiling as I await your arrival in the bathroom. Setting an array of liquid soaps, shampoos and conditioners around the shower. Glancing toward the door, knowing soon you will be approaching. Familiar sensations of excitement coursing through my body as I check the water temperature again. Purring at the warmth of the spray. Reaching above me and adjusting to the proper water spray. Wrapping a towel about my naked body, I walk to bedroom. Stepping into the bedroom, smiling softly and walking closer to you. "The shower is prepared. Are you ready to join me?" Tilting my head slightly as I watch you. Purring softly as you tell me to go ahead and get in. Murmuring a soft "yes Sir." before turning on my heels and going back to the bathroom. Opening the shower doors, removing the towel and stepping into

Show Zem Mine Papers?
i guess it doesnt count for me unless i get a tan but blood fire on the AZ immigration law, requiring hispanic people to show "their papers"!! what the fcuk?!!! yes i do believe in being a legal citizen to live in a country and get benefits and such. But going as far as to require seeing PAPERS?!! did the Albino think tank of America devise this "great" plan?! Seeming very reminisant of the history of Nazi Germany and their racial profiling of anyone not blonde haired blue eyed and Christian! People actually thinking this is a good way to find out who is here illegally or not? by stopping brown skinned people then asking for their papers?!! what papers is what im wondering it shows although the clear as day racism and stupidity of American politics. Friends of mine will be stopped and harassed because they are of Latino descent in Arizona? what about my Italian friends? Puerto Rican friends? friends who just were at the beach? if i end up saying something in Spanish just

Show Your Love Forever
i feel your heart racing as i quicken your plusei touch you somewere you've never been touch before i show you my soul my desire my willi want you to feel what i feel passion is in my heart truth is in my mind belief is in the way i am beauty is all i seeyou break me down with knowledge so fair i pray you wont stop i pray you wont stop you have occupied my time you have put a smile upon my face you have inspired me and it's to no endso my new friendplease take me as i am cause i will show you forever love. by:Michael Kelley

The Show
I went to see the Deftones tonight. I dressed for the show in black jeans and a black long sleved shirt, which, considering who I was going to see, I felt was appropriate. The doors opened at 7, so I left a bit early to make sure I wouldn't get caught in traffic. Plus I wasnt sure if it was doors at 7 or show based on the tickets. I made it to Niagara in no time, and even stopped for a bite on the way. No line at the will call, so I picked up my tickets, and then got in line to enter. There was no word on an opening act, but when I got my ticket it said "And a Very Special Guest" so I thought, oh, very special guest, I have all their albums. Turns out the opening act was "This Will Destroy You." Yeah, never heard of them either. So even though doors were supposed to open at 7:00, I dont think I made it in until 7:30. I got a beer and a bottle of water, only $6, which most concerts the beers alone are $8, so I figured that wasnt too bad. The place itself was small. No bigge

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Shower
As I was sitting down in the bath tub letting the hot shower water pounce my body, I closed my eyes and wished it was rain. For a few moments I imagine everything I felt that hurt my soul washed down the drain. The heat made me sleepy. Drying my naked soaked body off, I at that time understood that no matter what, the door has to come open. One can not servive alone. Rather its regret, people or just life in general...get dressed and keep going. Its easier to share a strange bathroom story with people than keep it locked in my head... that's full enough already.

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5 Shows I Wish Dexter Morgan Would Visit
If you're familiar with Dexter (and if you're not, shame on you, it's one of the best shows on TV), then you know that the eponymous main character is a serial killer, but he only kills bad people who deserve to die. Perhaps I'm a little more liberal in my definition of "those who deserve to die" but this isn't about me. So let's pretend for a moment that Dexter considers extremely annoying people to be worthy of his death sentence and imagine how much better life would be if he could cross over into some of these other shows for a special guest appearance. Â Let us also imagine, for the sake of variety, that Dexter may deviate from the norm and use different methods to do away with these characters so that this doesn't get really boring after about the third entry. Many of these shows have already completed their run, so let's just consider how great it would be if Dex could appear in a rerun and suddenly retcon these sorry losers out of existence. So wh

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Show Your Love
If you love someone let them know. If you do not then let them go. If your love is real then let it show. But if it is not don't pretend. Melt yourself away like snow and let the game end. Tell him or her what they mean to you tell yeah or nay that your love is true even though is it not easy to do it is better hurt than being untrue if for them you care not man up and tell them so instead of making their heart your sandlot play no more and just go love them as they come to you don't change them into someone new love them simply as they are the same up close or from afar (i so suck at poetry)

Show A Sweetie Luv She Had Surgery
Show a sweet woman my wife that loves her fu family and friends, she had surgery today and she is gonna miss all of you and would do anythiing for any of you, so please give her all the love you can she would you and keep her in your prayers. Love Shawn

Show & Tell
Show & Tell Billy & Samantha were nervous, today was show & Tell, Mrs. Murphy said it would begin, at the beginning of the bell. Mary was first, " My Daddy is a Doctor, he helps the sick get better." Alex was next, " My Mommy is a Postal Carrier, she makes sure you get all of your letters." Susie came up next, " My Daddy is a Musician, he makes all kinds of songs, some short, and some long." Bobby was next, My Daddy is a comedian, he makes you laugh 'cause he likes to joke and gag. Billy & Samantha went up together, " Our Daddy's in Heaven now, and can't be here today, he was a soldier in the Army, he loved his country & fought for this." and together Billy & Samantha unfolded The American Flag.

Shower Fantasy
I step into the shower, the hot water pounds heavily against my fair skin, turning it to bright pink as I wash away the stress of my day. In my mind, I have only to think you and it everything else seems to just melt into nothingness. I can almost feel you there with me, your hard body pressed against the length of my back. Almost yearning for your strong hands to be sliding slowly and thoroughly over every inch of my generous curves. I tilt my head back, letting the water flow down over my soft breasts then lean back a bit, the water hits my nipples directly. I gasp, then moan low in my throat as they harden under the stinging spray, the water giving me a pleasurable pain, a slight prickle as I think of your hands there... your lips...your teeth. I reach for the soap. Turning my body so the spray hits the back of my neck, I roll it between my wet hands; generous suds seep between my fingers as I place it back in the dish and bring my hands back to my body. I growl as I touch myself...

Show Me How U Cum
You know how much I love to watch you jack off. Give me show, stroke it like you never stroked it before. Make it hard, stroke it until it stands straight up, tease and squeeze it. Concentrate on what makes it feel the best, wrap your hand around your cock and squeeze it tight all the way from the balls to your swollen head. Run your hand over the head as if you were rubbing it against my plump pussy. That's it rub it, ah oh my god I love it when you do that, feel my clit stick out as your cum hole glides across. That's it, push between the lips, push your bulging head so you can feel my hot swollen clit. Oh yeah, can you feel my clit swell even more as your cock lubes my pussy.Let your fingertips slide up and down, slowly, softly, tracing over and around your swollen hot rod, wherever it is that makes it feel good... Do it... Make yourself hot... Show me what you can do... Jerk it hard, very hard... Now pour some more lube on right at the top... I want to watch it run down to your han

Shower Time Is Play Time !!
AS I AWOKE FROM THE NITE BEFORE FEELING SATISFIED AND FULL WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE I GET UP TO GET IN THE SHOWER .. I START THE SHOWER AND STEPPED IN !! AS THE WATER FELL ON MY FACE AND DOWN MY BODY I JUST CANT HELP REMEBERING THE NITE BEEFORE ! AS I THOUGHT ABOUT MY HANDS TRICKLED UP MY LEG AS I BEGING TO RUB MY CLIT PLUNGING TWO FINGERS IN THERE ON OCCASIONS !! REMEBERING THE NIGHT I BEGIN TO CALL HIS NAME WITH EACH RUB FINDING MY SELF AT THAT POINT ! I MUST HAVE BEEN GOING A WHILE AND CALLING HIS NAME LOUD BECAUSE ALL OF SUDDEN I FEEL A BREATH OF COOL AIR ON MY NECK AS HE SAYS LET ME HLP YOU WITH MY PUSSY HE PUSHED MY BODY AGAINST THE COOL WARM TILE ! AND I FEEL HIS HARD DICK ENTER MY BODY AS HE BEGIN POUNDING IT GOOD AND HARD LIKE II LIKE IT ! CALLING HIS NAME FOR MERCY I FEEL CUM TRICKLING DOWN MY LEG ! HE TURNS THE WATER OFF AND BEND ME OVA THE TUB MY HANDS TOUCHING THE FLOOR AND HE PLUNGES THAT BIG SWOLLEN ERECT HEAD DEEP INTO MY WALL I LET OUT A BIG YELL I CALLED HIS NAME

Show Requirements For Level 24 - Updated
I need help to level up , if YOU can help me would be great help ... this is what I have so far: Points: 3,619,654 of 5,000,000 points --> Almost Done Buzzkilled: 0 of 3 Kilss --> Not Done Pimped out: 2 of 2 pimpouts --> Done Big Pimpin Gifts: 5 of 5 gifts --> Done Total: 2 of 4 requirements Well I am getting there but slow and that's ok with me ... I am not going to beg to have people help me at all ... So I do want to thank the people who help me so far ... really do mean it and the other people well go fuck yourself ...

Show Some Love To Roxan
Go check this fellow Fumembers page out for his sweet babygirl, Roxan. Let's help this family out and she is just too precious. :) Much love, Crystallee http://www.babywishingwell.com/registries/view/61201130

The Show Circuit
SLEMAN, Indonesia - Authorities will evacuate more than 11,000 villagers living on the slopes of the Mount Merapi volcano near Yogyakarta on Java after the alert status for an eruption was raised to the highest level, officials said. Frank Gore Jersey . Related readings: Indonesias Bali aims to become first green province Obama to visit Indonesia in November Indonesia tackles rabies on resort island of Bali Indonesian volcano re-erupts; strongest one yet We will evacuate 11,491 people living within 10 km from the top. We will work together with the military and police to evacuate them, local regent Sri Purnomo told Elshinta radio. Authorities have prepared seven safety shelters and plan to evacuate the villagers on Monday afternoon, the radio reported. Indonesias vulcanology and geological disaster mitigation centre raised the volcanos alert status to the highest alert level on Monday, agency head Surono told Reuters. We recomended evacuation for people living on the slopes, especially

The Show Tonight
Houston Rockets player Yao Ming will be absent from a Chinese squad which will compete at a tournament in Las Vegas next month, the event will also feature some NBA sides. Mike Iupati Super Bowl Jersey . An official from the Chinese Basketball Association (CBA), Hu Jinshi, said on Monday that the possibility of Yaos participation in the event is close to zero. Yaos absence is a result of his long-term injury, said a report on the website Sina.com. Sources with the Rockets say it may take the small giant about half a year for treatment and recovery from his shoulder injury. However, no source has yet confirmed whether the star player will require surgery. Director of the CBA, Li Yunwei, revealed Yao is still undergoing training in the US as arranged by his US club. He further declined to give a time-frame for Yaos return to the Chinese national team. Yaos absence also leaves a lingering shadow over Chinas mens basketball teams preparations for the Beijing Olympics next year. The nationa

Show Sum Love In All The Right Ways
welps, ive never really promoted someone in my blogs before but im gonna today lol Please show Break the Dawn some love. Her bday is in 6 days. She is one of the sweetest on fu, keeps to herself, unlike some of u fu's lol FAN/RATE/ADD, heck BLING her, make her smile.....and be fuckin nice, no pervy shit or im coming after ur sorry ass lol.. thanks, MOSH xo heres her link http://fubar.com/7331696

Showed You The Waqy
If someone else showed you the way Would you take the whell and steer Take the keys and leave me here its always hurt me knowing you've felt this way You always change your ways So the drama always plays When will you see the truth in life When will you see The best things in life have no price I've always asked myself If I made you mad in anyway Would you still be in love with me Would you see I need you to hold me close And whisper to me "i love you" And if I went away to change my evil ways When I came back Would you give yor heart back to me

The Show Must Go On Xxx
Act I I blink openanother drop of my lids only to glimpse the velvet curtain's billowing center parting like the salty oceans of crimson streaming down my thighsTender caresses attack and remind my sweat stained fever thati am no longer running this production Your control, my lovely desperationthreatens to devouryourun-rehearsedscript Act II Tension in my calves shoot flame A subtle upbeat within my fear tangled heart betrays my paralysis The foundation of my non-chalant stage crumbling beneath the dripping lights "Have you forgotten your lines ,faggot..hrrm?"Your teeth against my lobe gnashing the questionmy answeras stuffed as the vicious hole of my mouth Act III I felt your breath heated moist dangerThe nape of my neck your megaphoneMy skin an audience to delicious incantations ancient tongues quickly whispered warnings of your desire"Your mind is beautiful when broken,boi.. Ripped and shattered like my will to leave you on this set like

Showden Part 2
Snowden Becomes Eighth Person to Be Charged with Violating the Espionage Act Under Obama Kevin Gosztolafiredoglake.comJune 23, 2013 (update below) A criminal complaint indicates former NSA contractor and whistleblower Edward Snowden has been charged with three felonies. Two of the felonies are charges under the Espionage Act. The complaint, filed on June 14, shows he was charged with “unauthorized communication of national defense

Show Tag
As this is my first blog on this profile, I wanna start it out with this: The Show Tag. It is not a lounge tag, but a tag showing loyalty to my show, Hellcast Radio, HCR. I love all the people who continuously come to my show. The ones who honor me wear this tag, ALL THE TIME! Not just when my show is on, but surfing all of fu. These people that I know will carry this tag always will be staff in my lounge. To me, being staff is a responsiblility, something you work for, with or without pay. The generousity I have shown to many of my listeners I hope speaks volumes to others. If a staff member of my lounge drops my tag, I will drop them from said position. Unlike the rest of fu, this is my lounge. This is my show. Its all about MY EGO!

Showcase Products From Led Lights
1, LED lighting manufacturers as the main spots:　　World Expo in Shanghai, driven, LED showing the development of extremely hot situation, in October 2010 the show have played in the lighting green lighting brand, energy saving, environmentally friendly theme of the times. Especially Guangya exhibition, LED exhibition from last year's two to seven, showcase products from LED lights, guardrail tube, LED lights, LED downlights, spotlights, chandeliers, etc., variety, and more There are similar Guangzhou International LED Exhibition, Beijing International LED Expo, Bohai (Tianjin) International LED Expo and other regional LED special exhibition is diverse. LED lighting has become a major exhibition of the cattle the main spots.　　2, the concept of corporate propaganda heavier　　In the past, companies in the exhibition is the product of more publicity. Today, exhibitors are more focus on corporate culture, the concept of brand promotion. Decoration in

Shr
Our first idiot to make it to the blog at least is smart enough to get the conversation done and over with by attempting the direct approach. SHR: nice collar Me: Thank you. SHR: do you wanna see my cam Me: I’m not big on cams sorry SHR: I use thikk dildos Me: You really should have read my profile. -USER BLOCKED- I was tempted to ask him if he used them on himself or was he offering to use them on me? And if on me, then I'd have to assume he's got a rather small penis if he needs to mention toys right away. *sigh* I love the delete/block button.

Shrek 2
Dreamworks reunites the cast along with some newcomers to create a great sequel. The film basically picks up where the last movie left off where Shrek and Fiona are on their honeymoon together, "living happily ever after." However, that happiness is short lived when Fiona takes Shrek to meet her family. Now, I'm pretty sure a lot of married folk can understand how the in-laws can be at times. However, in this film, Fioana's father, the king (Jon Cleese), arranges to have to have Shrek killed by Puss in boots (Antonio Banderas) while fixing it to where Fiona can fall in love with Prince Charming. Oh yeah, with family like that, you don't need any enemies. The level of animation in this film is raised to a whole new level in terms of detail and as expected the actors are in top form. "Shrek 2" is a great sequel that surpasses the original in every way. The actors in this film do a great job dishing out the laughs. In one scene, it has the audience laughing when Shrek and donkey fight

Shrek
"Shrek" is perhaps one of the funniest films of all time. The film is essentialty a spoof of modern fairy tales like Cinderella and Snow White, and it throws in an unlikely hero in it, an Ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) with a donkey (Eddie Murphy) as a sidekick. The story starts out about Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), from the land of Far Far Away, being locked away in a tower waiting for prince charming to rescue her. Meanwhile, Prince Farquad (Jon Lithgow)wants to become king, but he has to get married in order to do so. However, when Farquad finds out about Fiona, he hires Shrek and donkey to rescue her for him. Along the way, the film offers tons of laughs, and a solid storyline for everyone to enjoy. I was especially impressed with the high level of animation. At one point, some of the backgrounds seemed almost too real like the mud, beer, and how the forests were animated in general. Overall, "Shrek" is a great family film.

A Shread Of Hope
I gave him my heart and he tore it apart feelings going only one way I put my heart on my sleeve Now shatterd on the floor My eyes welt with up with tears my soul drowns in fear wondering if friendship is still and option if it wont be awkward knowing what we know or it we will go our separate ways i hope we dont reach that day i still love you with all my heart body mind and soul you say lets just be friends because you cant handle a relationship right now so i wait holding onto the last shread of hope i have waiting for the day our paths will cross again once more

Shrek 12 Days Of Xmas
OMG this KICKS ASS! 55555555555555555 ONION RINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS No wait, hey wait wait. Youâ€™ll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol: The Twelve days of Christmas No, not that one! A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A fire-breathing dragon just for me Yeah On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two weed rats Heavenly Creatures And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three little pigs Ya ya ya yaaa Two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me On fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four exploding birds waaaaaaaa - bang three little pigs two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me ya On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Let me guess Five onion rings Five onion rings oh I knew it Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two weed rats And a fire-breathing drag

Shredded Pork Burritos With Ancho Chile Sauce
Shredded Pork Burritos with Ancho Chile Sauce These incredible burritos are simple enough for a weeknight and, with the clever presentation tips that follow the recipe, elegant enough for a special gathering. You can always cook the pork ahead of time and reheat it for dinner. Credit: Dishing with Style: Secrets to Great Tastes and Beautiful Presentations by Rori Trovato Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil * 7 to 8 pounds pork shoulder, with the bone (3 1/2 pounds if boneless), rinsed and patted dry * 1 tablespoon kosher salt, plus more to taste * 1 tablespoon cracked black pepper * 2 teaspoons whole cumin seeds * 4 whole garlic cloves, peeled * 1 medium onion, quartered * 1 whole dried ancho chile, seeds and stem removed * 4 cups chicken broth * 1 tablespoon tomato paste * 6 (12-inch) flour tortillas * 2 cups shredded romaine lettuce (1 small head) * 8 to 10 sprigs cilantro

Shrek 3
I saw Shrek the Third. It was good and funny but not as good or as funny as Shrek 2. There were some good funny moments to it. Don't get me wrong I definitely recommend people go see it who are fans of Shrek. It is definitely enjoyable. Not much else I can really say about it. Justin Timberlake held his own w/ Mike Myers and the rest of the cast including Eric Idle.

Shredded Beef Tacos
1 lb. rump steak 3 tablespoons olive oil 6 corn or flour tortillas 2 tablespoons dry oregano or 1 tablespoon fresh, minced 1 teaspoon cumin seed, ground 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 large onions, thinly sliced 4 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed cilantro (optional) salt and pepper, to taste shredded lettuce salsa sour cream In a large skillet or dutch oven, saute steak over high heat on both sides in 2 tablespoons olive oil with 2 cloves garlic and one of the onions, until meat has browned. Add water or beef broth to cover. Reduce heat and simmer for 1-2 hours, or until meat is tender. Remove meat to a cutting board and allow to cool. Shred the meat using two large forks pulling in opposing directions. Transfer shredded steak to a bowl and season with ground cumin, oregano, and salt and pepper. Cook's Note: Use fresh herbs and spices if you can; once you've tasted the difference between ground cumin seed and the pre-ground stuff that's been sitting on a shelf, there w

Shredded, Saucy Bbq Chicken Sammies
1 cup chicken stock 1 bottle Mexican beer 4 pieces, 6 ounces each boneless, skinless chicken breast 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 2 turns of the pan 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 medium onion, peeled and finely chopped 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, eyeball it 1 tablespoon hot sauce (recommended: Tabasco) 2 tablespoons grill seasoning blend (recommended: Montreal Steak Seasoning, by McCormick) 3 tablespoons dark brown sugar 4 tablespoons tomato paste 1 large sour deli pickle, chopped 6 to 8 slices sweet bread and butter pickles, chopped 6 soft sammy buns, such as soft burger rolls, split Bring liquids to a simmer in a small to medium skillet and slide in the chicken breast meat. Gently poach the chicken 10 minutes, turning once about after 5 minutes. While chicken poaches, heat a second medium skillet over medium low heat. To hot skillet, add extra-virgin olive oil and garlic and onion and gently saute until chicken is ready to come out of poaching liquids.

Shredding Of The Bone
Violent intentions, steppin thru the mist Everything a target, eternal shitlist Go ahead, run for shelter, ther's no where to go Here comes the firestorm brewin from below Ripped apart, complete mass execution Welcome everyone,to the Age of Aggression

Shred Your Bad Memories O 2007
Shred Your Bad Memories of 2007 Email this Story Dec 19, 12:42 PM (ET) NEW YORK (AP) - In the spirit of starting anew, a business group and the city's sanitation department are inviting New Yorkers to shred their bad memories of 2007. Everything from photos of ex-lovers to lousy report cards will be fair game when the Times Square Alliance and the New York Department of Sanitation set up shredders in the Times Square Visitors Center for an hour on Dec. 28. Recycling bins will be available for items that can't be shredded, like embarrassing fashion mistakes, annoying CDs and irresistible - and fattening - chocolate chip cookies. The organizers say they'll also provide stationery for passers-by to jot down memories they wish would go away. A grand prize of $250 will be awarded to the person deemed to be most creative in letting go of old baggage. Better get there by noon: At 1 p.m., a sanitation truck will pick up the distasteful, the disturbing, the downright

Shrek 3
Fun and lighthearted. Certainly enjoyable. My favorite scene was when the princesses decided to fight back after burning their bras. Snow White lead the charge by singing her sweet songs to summon the animals then transitioned into Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song for all the animals to attack. That was so sweet!

Shredded Heart!
My heart used to sit in a wooden box, Top shelf dust free & touched by only one, That one hand managed to knock it ferociously down ,Now all that remain's is broken glass, Liquid run's fast across the pristine carpet, Thrown in the washer to be swallowed in water, Down sinking & seeping slowly through the hole's, Into the sewage below with the rats, Let them feed on a dead soul & live, In his honour, all he has done, No longer a part of mankind or anything such, I wish this was just a dream & one was never placed, Withing the confine's of that embrace, Treated like a ragdoll & bled to death, To make you happy was a crime, Watche's from the floor, No sense, No feeling as they say, Wasted away!

Shredding The Butter
There's nothing better than waking up in the morning throwing on some board shorts, hooking up the boat, and heading out to the water! Then getting there and finding you are the only one out and you start dreaming of the perfect water you are gonna be riding on! As a buddy back downs the boat and you get the boat ready for launch you get a little excited. Your heart races when you hear the boats engine roar! You finally realize you have no worry in the world because you are out on the water about to have a great time. You pull the boat out to the middle and get ready for a wakeboard sesh. The thoughts going through your head while your pulling your board off the rack and putting it on the deck start to fill your mind. While your strapping your feet in your board your thinking of every trick you can do and you wanna do. You jump in the water when your ready holding onto the rope! as the handle gets near your excitment increases! You grab the handle and you feel the power of the boat p

Shrimp Salad
1 1/2 lbs. shrimp, cooked and deveined 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil juice of 1 lemon 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tablespoon fresh parsley, chopped salt and pepper, to taste Cook, shell, and devein the shrimp. Combine remaining ingredients (except parsley) for the dressing. In a salad bowl, pour dressing over shrimp and mix until all are well coated. Serve warm or cover and refrigerate for one hour. Sprinkle with fresh parsley before serving.

Shrimp Tortilla Soup
To save time, use your favorite tortilla chips and buy shrimp already peeled and deveined. MAKES: 6 servings (about 9 cups) PREP: 15 minutes COOK: 20 minutes BAKE: 10 minutes 3 (6-inch) corn tortillas, cut into thin strips 1/2 teaspoon chili powder 1 tablespoon canola oil 1 large onion, diced 1 green bell pepper, diced 1 jalapeño, seeded and minced 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon ground cumin 2(14-ounce) cans low-sodium chicken broth 1 (8-ounce) bottle clam juice 1 (14 1⁄2-ounce) can petite-cut diced tomatoes 1(10-ounce) package frozen whole kernel corn 1 pound medium fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined Juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons) 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1/2 teaspoon salt 1. Preheat oven to 350°. Place tortilla strips on a baking sheet, spray lightly with cooking spray, sprinkle with 1/2 teaspoon chili powder, and toss to coat. Bake at 350° for 10 minutes or until crisp. 2. Heat oil in a Dutch oven over

Shrimp Casserole
2 pounds peeled and deveined shrimp 1 can (10.5 oz) can chicken soup 8 oz. sour cream 1 onion, chopped 1 can (10 oz) diced tomatoes and green chilies 1 can (4 oz) can green chilies 1 teaspoon cumin 12 oz. sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded 10 corn tortillas, coarsely chopped Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Heat all ingredients, except cheese and tortillas, in a large skillet or medium stock pot. Layer mixture, tortillas and cheese in a 3 quart casserole dish. (Reserve a little cheese for the top of casserole). Bake for 30 minutes or until top is bubbly.

Shrimp And Mushroom Quinoa Risotto
Quinotto de Hongos y Camarones This dish—quinoa prepared risotto-style—is so good, you'll forget it's good for you. Quinoa, whose name means "mother grain," is indigenous to Peru and dates from the time of the Inca civilization. Compared with other grains, quinoa is very high in protein and relatively low in carbohydrates. If you're pressed for time, we found a great substitute for fresh clam broth. For clam broth 8 cups cold water 2 lb small hard-shell clams (2 to 2 1/2 inches in diameter) 1 celery rib, coarsely chopped 1 large carrot, coarsely chopped 1/2 large red onion, coarsely chopped 1 Turkish or 1/2 California bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon black pepper For quinoa 2 cups quinoa (12 oz) 2 lb medium shrimp in shell (31 to 35 per lb), peeled and deveined 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1/3 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon achiote (annatto) seeds 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 lb cremini or button mushrooms, trimmed and sliced (3/4 inch thick; 3 c

Shrimp, Mango, And Jicama Salad With Pineapple Vinaigrette
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons frozen pineapple juice concentrate, thawed 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 6 cups water 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 2 bay leaves 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns 1 pound uncooked large shrimp, peeled, deveined, halved lengthwise 2 large mangoes, peeled, pitted, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 3 cups) 2 cups 1/2-inch cubes peeled jicama 1/2 cup chopped red onion 3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 6 large Boston lettuce leaves Whisk lime juice and pineapple juice concentrate in small bowl. Gradually whisk in oil. Season vinaigrette to taste with salt and pepper. Bring 6 cups water and next 4 ingredients to boil in heavy large saucepan. Reduce heat to medium; simmer 15 minutes. Reduce heat to low, add shrimp, and simmer until opaque in center, about 2 minutes. Drain. Transfer shrimp to large bowl; refrigerate until cool. (Can be made 6 hours ahead. Cover; keep chilled.) Mix mangoes and next 3 ingredi

Shrimp Scampi Pasta
1/4 cup olive oil 1 lb peeled and deveined large shrimp (raw; 20 to 25 per lb) 4 large garlic cloves, left unpeeled and forced through a garlic press 1/2 teaspoon dried hot red-pepper flakes 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 5 tablespoons unsalted butter 3/4 lb capellini (angel-hair pasta) 1/2 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley Bring a 6- to 8-quart pot of salted water to a boil. Meanwhile, heat oil in a 12-inch heavy skillet over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking, then sauté shrimp, turning over once, until just cooked through, about 2 minutes, and transfer with a slotted spoon to a large bowl. Add garlic to oil remaining in skillet along with red pepper flakes, wine, salt, and pepper and cook over high heat, stirring occasionally, 1 minute. Add butter to skillet, stirring until melted, and stir in shrimp. Remove skillet from heat. Cook pasta in boiling water until just tender, about 3 minutes. Reserve 1 cup pasta-cooking

Shrimp And Pork Pot Stickers
Crisp and golden, these juicy pot stickers, stuffed with a classic Cantonese filling, are more than just delicious — they're also a symbol of prosperity for the coming year. Served browned sides up, these pot stickers make for a beautiful presentation. For dumplings 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour plus additional for dusting 1/2 cup lukewarm water 3 fresh or 4 rinsed canned water chestnuts (3 oz) 1/2 lb shrimp in shell, peeled, deveined, and coarsely chopped (1 cup) 1/4 lb ground fatty pork (from shoulder) 3/4 cup chopped scallions (from 1 bunch) 1 1/2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 teaspoons minced peeled fresh ginger 1 teaspoon Asian sesame oil 1 tablespoon peanut or vegetable oil For sauce 1/3 cup soy sauce 2 tablespoons Chinese black vinegar (preferably Chinkiang) 2 tablespoons water 1 teaspoon Asian chile oil, or to taste Special equipment: a 3 1/2-inch round biscuit or cookie cutter Make dumplings: Stir together 1 1/2 cups flour and lukewarm water (1/2 cup

Shrimp And Vegetable Salad With Roast-tomato Vinaigrette
4 large heirloom tomatoes, halved 1/4 cup olive oil 6 cups fresh arugula 3 cups yellow and green wax beans, blanched and cut into 1/2-inch pieces 3 cups fresh corn, shaved from the cob 3 cups diced red bell peppers 3 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 2 cups cooked shrimp 2 tbsp champagne vinegar 1 tbsp finely diced shallot 1 tsp fresh parsley, chopped Heat oven to 350°F. Place tomatoes on a cookie sheet and brush lightly with oil. Roast 20 minutes, then puree in a blender and strain. Cool puree. Combine next 6 ingredients in a chilled bowl and toss. Add vinegar to tomato puree and whisk in remaining oil, shallot and parsley. Drip 1/2 cup vinaigrette on the inside rim of bowl, then toss salad again. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. The Dish: 191 calories per serving, 4.7 g fat (0.7 g saturated), 7.2 g fiber, 29.2 g carbs, 13.3 g protein Makes 6 servings.

Shrimp Salad Rolls
They're inspired by lobster rolls, but we think you'll find these sandwiches more popular with a crowd of all ages — not to mention more affordable and easier on the cook. 4 lb large shrimp in shell (21 to 25 per lb) 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 3 tablespoons chopped fresh tarragon, or to taste 3/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon black pepper 2 cups chopped celery 12 hot dog rolls (preferably top-split) Cook half of shrimp in a 5- to 6-quart pot of generously salted (2 tablespoons) boiling water, stirring occasionally, until shrimp are just cooked through, 3 to 4 minutes. Transfer shrimp with a slotted spoon to a platter and return water to a boil. Cook remaining shrimp in same manner (then discard water), transferring to platter. When shrimp are cool enough to handle, peel, then chill, covered, until completely cold, about 1 hour. Whisk together mayonnaise, lemon juice, tarragon, salt, and pepper in a large bowl and chill until ready to use. Deve

Shrimp Enchiladas
1 1/2 pounds Large or Medium Shrimp, cleaned and peeled 1 teaspoon salt 1 can (14.5 ounce) crushed tomatoes 1 can (8 ounce) tomato sauce 3 each chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 1 teaspoon sugar 4 tablespoon canola oil 6 cloves garlic, crushed 1 1/4 teaspoons ground cumin 2 1/2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1/4 cup chopped cilantro plus sprigs for garnish non-stick cooking spray 12 each white corn tortillas 2 cups shredded queso asadero or Monterey cheese Boil 6 cups water in a 4-quart pot. Add salt, then shrimp; cook 3 minutes until shrimp just turn pink. Drain, reserving 2 cups of the “shrimp” water. Cut shrimp into bite-sized pieces. Heat oven to 425° F. Blend tomatoes, tomato sauce, chipotles, sugar and 1 cup “shrimp” water in a blender. Warm 1 tablespoon oil in a large, deep skillet over Medium-High heat. Saute garlic and cumin 1 minute, stirring constantly to prevent garlic from burning. Add lime juice, tomato mixture and remaining

Shrimp Burritos
INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 3/4 cup long-grain white rice * 3/4 teaspoon cumin * 3/4 teaspoon garlic salt * 1 1/2 cups chicken broth * 1/2 cup canned diced tomatoes * * 1 (16 ounce) can refried beans * 3/4 teaspoon garlic salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * * 12 ounces frozen cooked shrimp without tails, thawed * 2 teaspoons minced garlic * * 1/2 cup plain yogurt * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 teaspoons pureed chipotle peppers in adobo sauce * * 6 (10 inch) flour tortillas, warmed * 3 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 1/3 cup salsa DIRECTIONS 1. Heat the vegetable oil in a saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion, and cook until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in rice, and season with cumin and 3/4 teaspoon of garlic salt. Cook and stir until the rice is lightly toasted, about 5 minutes. Pour in the chicken broth and the diced t

Shrimp And Avocado Cocktail
This quick and easy to make appetizer is sure to please your guests. Made this for a summer BBQ. It was gone in minutes." Original recipe yield: 8 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 pound large cooked shrimp, peeled and deveined, tails removed * 1 avocado - peeled, pitted, and cubed * 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro * 1 (12 ounce) bottle cocktail sauce * 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * 8 wedges fresh lime * 1 (10 ounce) bag corn tortilla chips DIRECTIONS 1. In a medium bowl, combine the shrimp, avocado and cilantro. Stir in the cocktail sauce and hot pepper sauce until evenly coated. Divide into 8 small portions and serve with lime wedges and tortilla chips.

Shrimp Creole Iii
A hearty and spicy shrimp stew with onions, green peppers, celery, tomatoes, and wine. Serve over hot, cooked rice." Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 1 Hr 10 Min INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup olive oil * 1 large onion, chopped * 1/2 cup celery, chopped * 1/2 cup green bell pepper, chopped * 6 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour * 2 (10.75 ounce) cans tomato puree * 10 3/4 fluid ounces water * 1 (14.5 ounce) can peeled and diced tomatoes * 1/4 cup white wine * 1 teaspoon hot sauce * 1 teaspoon Cajun seasoning * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 tablespoon fresh parsley, chopped * 3 pounds fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1 cup uncooked white rice * 2 cups water DIRECTIONS 1. In a large heavy iron pot; medium heat, pour in olive oil and saute onions, celery, bell pepper and garlic until well wilted. Add flour and tomato puree and stir toget

Shrimp Artichoke Dip
"Cheddar and Parmesan cheeses are baked together with artichoke hearts and shrimp in this marvelous dip. Serve with tortilla chips." Original recipe yield: 32 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 20 Min READY IN 35 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1 (14 ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained * 1/2 cup chopped green onions * 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 1 cup cooked and peeled shrimp * 1 pinch paprika, for garnish DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a medium baking dish, mix together Cheddar cheese, Parmesan cheese, artichoke hearts, green onions, garlic salt, mayonnaise and shrimp. Sprinkle with paprika. 3. Bake in the preheated oven 20 minutes, or until bubbly and lightly browned.

Shrimp Remoulde Galatoire's
Galatoire's Restaurant in New Orleans, La. in the French Quarter shared this recipe. It is the best we have ever tasted and I know you will enjoy it too. Decorate the edge of plate with hard boiled eggs sliced thin or quartered and a few green and black olives. Then stand back and let your guests give you applause for serving them such a wonderful treat." Original recipe yield: 12 servings PREP TIME 15 Min READY IN 8 Hrs 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 4 stalks celery, coarsely chopped * 4 green onions, chopped * 1 small onion, chopped * 3/4 cup Italian flat leaf parsley * 1/2 cup red wine vinegar * 1/2 cup ketchup * 1/2 cup tomato puree * 1/2 cup Creole mustard * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 1/8 cups vegetable oil * 2 teaspoons paprika * 2 pounds large cooked shrimp, peeled and deveined * 12 lettuce leaves DIRECTIONS 1. In the container of a food processor, combine the celery, green onions, onion and parsl

Shrimp Scampi Bake
This rendition of a classic dish of shrimp baked in butter, garlic, lemon juice and parsley, is even better with the help of Dijon-style mustard." Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 45 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter * 2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style mustard * 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 1 tablespoon chopped garlic * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley * 2 pounds medium raw shrimp, shelled, deveined, with tails attached DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). 2. In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the butter, mustard, lemon juice, garlic, and parsley. When the butter melts completely, remove from heat. 3. Arrange shrimp in a shallow baking dish. Pour the butter mixture over the shrimp. 4. Bake in preheated oven for 12 to 15 minutes or until the shrimp are pink and opaque.

Shrimp Verde
This quick and easy dish of shrimp sauteed in garlic, green onions and Italian parsley, then topped with freshly grated Parmesan cheese, works great as an appetizer, side dish or main dish." Original recipe yield: 4 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 10 Min READY IN 20 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 2 cloves garlic, chopped * 1/4 cup chopped green onion * 1 pound fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/2 cup Italian flat leaf parsley, chopped * 1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet. Saute garlic and scallions briefly, but do not brown the garlic. 2. Toss in shrimp and saute until pink and opaque in the center. Stir in parsley and heat through. 3. Remove from heat and pour into a serving dish. Sprinkle with grated Parmesan cheese.

Shrimp, Leek And Spinach Risotto
"Wonderful seafood risotto is made with shrimp, scallops, red peppers, and spinach!" Original recipe yield: 4 servings PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 35 Min READY IN 1 Hr INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons olive oil, divided * 2 cups Arborio rice * 4 cups boiling vegetable broth * 2 teaspoons minced garlic * 1 medium leek, chopped * 1 fresh red chile pepper, chopped * 1 pound medium shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/2 pound small scallops * 1 (14 ounce) bag fresh spinach leaves * 1/2 red bell pepper, finely chopped * 1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper DIRECTIONS 1. Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large, heavy bottomed saucepan over medium-high heat. Pour in the rice, and stir until the rice is coated in oil and has started to toast, 2 to 3 minutes. Reduce the heat to medium and stir in one-third of the boiling vegetable broth; continue stirring until incorporated. Repeat this process twice more, stirring constantly. Incorp

Shrimp In Mustard-horseradish Sauce
Ingredients: Shrimp 1 thin slice lemon ¼ tsp salt 20 large shrimp(1 lb), peeled and de-veined Sauce 4 tsp lemon juice 2 tsp Dijon mustard 2 ½ Tbsp olive oil 1 Tbsp prepared horseradish 2 tsp sour cream ¼ tsp salt 1/8 tsp black pepper 2 tsp finely chopped scallions Instructions: 1. To make shrimp: In saucepan, combine 1 ½ quarts of water, lemon slice, and salt. Bring to boil over high heat. Reduce the heat, and cook 5 minutes. Add shrimp to lemon water, and cook until opaque and pink, 2 to 3 minutes. Drain, and discard lemon slice. 2. To make sauce: Mix lemon juice and mustard in large bowl. Gradually whisk in oil to make slightly thickened sauce. Stir in horseradish, sour cream, salt, and pepper. 3. Add shrimp to sauce, and toss to coat. Sprinkle with scallions. Serve immediately at room temperature, or chill, then serve. Nutritional Information: Per Serving: 126 Calories 7g Protein 2g Carbohydrate 10g Fat 2g Saturated Fat 54mg Cholesterol 0g Fiber

Shrimp Scampi
2 pounds. large raw shrimp 1/2 cup butter 1 Tablespoon salt 6 cloves garlic 1/4 cup fresh parsley (chopped) 3 Tablespoons lemon juice 1 Tablespoon paprika 6 lemon wedges Preheat oven to 400 degrees F Remove shells from shrimp, leaving shell on tail only. Devein and wash under running water; drain on paper towels. Meanwhile melt butter in baking dish in oven; add salt, garlic, one tablespoon parsley and mix well. Arrange shrimp in a single layer in the baking dish. Bake uncovered for five minutes; turn shrimp; sprinkle with lemon juice and paprika and add remaining parsley. Return to oven and bake an additional 8 to 10 minutes. Do not overcook. Arrange shrimp on heating serving platter and pour garlic butter from pan over shrimp. Garnish with lemon wedges.

Shrimp Cream Cheese Appetizers
Prep: 10 min. * 1/4 lb. whipped cream cheese * 1 ounce cooked salad shrimp * 1 Tbs. onions, finely chopped * 1 Tbs. Worcestershire sauce * 1/2 tsp. lemon or lime juice * 1/2 tsp. seafood cocktail sauce * 1/2 red bell pepper, finely chopped * 12 crackers Combine first 7 ingredients and use as topping for crackers. Per serving: calories 147, fat 11.3g, 65% calories from fat, cholesterol 44mg, protein 4.4g, carbohydrates 9.3g, fiber 0.6g, sugar 1.6g, sodium 266mg, diet points 4.3. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.2, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 0.4, Lean meat: 0.2, Fat: 1.8, Sugar: 0.1, Very lean meat protein: 0.2

Shrimp With Pasta
Angel hair pasta with shrimp and garlicINGREDIENTS: * 1/4 lb angel hair pasta * 2 TB butter * 2 TB olive oil * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 10 med shrimp - cleaned * pinch salt * pinch pepper * 1 1/2 TB parsley * 1/8 cup Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Cook spaghetti per package directions. Meanwhile, heat butter and olive oil over medium heat. Add garlic, cook until golden. Discard garlic. In garlic oil, add shrimp, salt, pepper, 1 TB parsley. Cook over medium heat until shrimp turn pink.Remove saucepan from heat. Toss with drained spaghetti, Parmesan and remaining parsley. Serve immediately with garlic cheese bread. Serves 2.

Shrimp Fritters
INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons butter * 1 pound medium shrimp, peeled and deveined * 4 green onions, finely chopped (include tops) * 1 bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped * 1 small hot or mild chile pepper, seeded and finely chopped * 2 cups mashed potatoes * 2 eggs, beaten * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 cup fine dry bread crumbs * vegetable oil, for deep frying PREPARATION: Melt butter in skillet over medium heat; add the shrimp and cook until pink (2 to 3 minutes depending on size). Remove shrimp from skillet with a slotted spoon, cool slightly, then chop. Set aside.Add the green onions, bell pepper and chile pepper to the butter remaining in the skillet. Saute over medium heat until vegetables are just softened, about 3 minutes. Add mixture to the mashed potatoes and mix well. Stir in the chopped shrimp and beaten eggs. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Stir in some of the bread crumbs, if needed to make the dough stiff e

Shrimp Salad Recipe
Shrimp salad recipe with onion and homemade French dressing. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cleaned shelled shrimp * 1/4 cup finely chopped sweet pickle * 1/2 cup French dressing, below * 1 small onion cut in rings * mixed salad greens PREPARATION: Mix together shrimp, sweet pickle, and French dressing. Serve over mixed greens and top with onion rings. Shrimp salad serves 3 to 4. French Dressing * 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice or vinegar * 1/3 cup olive oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard * dash cayenne, optional Whisk together all ingredients in a cup small bowl. Makes 1/2 cup of French dressing for shrimp salad

Shrimp Stew
River Road Shrimp Stew PREP TIME: 1 Hour SERVES: 6 COMMENT: This is the most popular of all shrimp dishes cooked in Bayou country. It is easy to prepare and is a must on every table during the Lenten season. Crawfish may be substituted as well. It is easy to prepare and, although similar to crawfish bisque, this dish may be completed in half the time. INGREDIENTS: · 2 pounds (80-90 count) shrimp, peeled and de-veined · 1 cup vegetable oil · 1 cup flour · 2 cups onions, minced · 1 cup celery, minced · 1 cup bell pepper, minced · 2 tbsps garlic, diced · 1/4 cup tomato sauce · 1 quart shrimp stock or water · 1 cup green onions, minced · 1 cup parsley, chopped · salt and cayenne pepper to taste · Louisiana Gold Pepper Sauce to taste METHOD: A rich shrimp stock will certainly make this dish a winner. Any shellfish stock or fish stock may be substituted, but the dish will be good even if plain water is used. In a 2-gallon stock pot, heat oil over med

Shrimp And Bow Tie Pasta Salad With Lemon Garlic Dressing
This tasty shrimp and pasta salad makes a great lunch or dinner on a hot summer day. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces bow tie pasta (farfalle) * 1 pound shrimp, tail on, cooked * 6 to 8 grape or cherry tomatoes, halved or sliced * 2 cups baby arugula or spinach leaves * 1/2 cup pecan halves * salt and coarsely ground black pepper * . * Lemon Garlic Dressing * 2 cloves garlic, crushed, minced * 1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil * juice and zest of 1 medium to large lemon * 2 teaspoons fresh chopped parsley or basil PREPARATION: Cook pasta in boiling water, following package directions; drain under cold running water. In 4 salad bowls, arrange arugula or spinach leaves, tomato slices or halves, cooled pasta and shrimp, and pecans. Sprinkle lightly with salt and pepper. In blender or screw-top jar, combine dressing ingredients. Drizzle dressing evenly over each salad, tossing lightly. If desired, combine salad ingredients in one

Shrimp And Rice Salad
A tasty shrimp salad with rice, peas, celery, mayonnaise, and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/2 cup cooked rice, cooled * 1/2 to 1 pound shrimp, peeled, cooked, deveined, coarsely chopped * 1/2 cup diced celery * 3 green onions, thinly sliced * 2 tablespoons finely chopped red bell pepper * 1 cup fresh or frozen green peas, cooked until just tender * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * 1/2 to 3/4 cup mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons dill pickle juice * lettuce leaves and tomato slices PREPARATION: Combine shrimp, celery, onions, peas and red bell pepper. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and celery seed. Combine shrimp mixture with rice; add mayonnaise and dill pickle juice and gently mix. Taste and adjust seasonings. Serve on lettuce leaves and tomato slices. Serve as a luncheon dish or side dish. Serves 4.

Shrinky's Einstein Joke Lol Please Read
March 14 was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday... he would have been 107. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty! LOL hahaha. Another funny Shrinky's jokes. He loves to laugh and make his friends smile as well!

Shrinky's Blonde And Her Naked Men Joke Lol Please Read And Enjoy!
The Blonde &Her Naked Men A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) LOL "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Shrimp Etouffee
1/2 cup butter 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup thinly sliced green onions 1 cup chopped onion 1 green bell pepper, cored, seeded, and chopped 1/2 cup chopped celery 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 8 ounces tomato sauce 1 cup dry white wine 8 ounces clam juice 1/2 cup water 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon white pepper 1 teaspoon Tabasco Sauce 1 tablespoon grated lemon zest 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 cup chopped parsley 1 1/2 pounds fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined (can also use frozen shrimp) Hot cooked rice In a large pot over medium heat, melt butter; stir in flour and cook until bubbly. Stir in green onions, chopped onion, bell pepper, celery, garlic, bay leaf, thyme, and basil. Reduce heat to low and cook, uncovered, stirring often for approximately 20 to 30 minutes or until vegetables are soft. Increase heat to high and add tomato sauce, wine, clam juice, water, Worcestershire sa

Shrimp And Scallops
Shrimp and Scallops Here's an elegant and romantic -- and let's not forget easy -- dinner for two. The recipe calls for large shrimp and scallops; simply increase the quantities and cut back a bit on the cooking time if you choose smaller shellfish. Credit: Michael Symon Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 3 sea scallops, patted dry * 3 large shrimp, cleaned and deveined, tails on * 1 shallot, minced * 1 ounce chicken stock * 1 orange, juiced * 1 teaspoon fresh rosemary, minced * 1 tablespoon butter * Salt and fresh cracked pepper * Orange or black tobiko caviar (optional) Directions: Heat the oil in a medium or large skillet over medium heat. Season the scallops and shrimp with salt. When the pan is hot, add the scallops and shrimp and brown for 2 minutes per side. Remove the pan from the heat and add the shallot. Place the stock and orange juice in the pan and return to the heat. Reduce by half. Re

Shrimp De Jonghe
3 lbs. shrimp, cooked 1 c. bread crumbs 1 tsp. salt 2 cloves garlic 1 c. butter 1/8 tsp. red pepper 1/8 tsp. paprika 1/4 c. parsley, chopped 2/3 c. white wine of leftover Champagne Cream together garlic, salt and butter. Add bread crumbs, seasonings, parsley and wine. Mix well. Butter a 2 quart flat baking dish. Place a layer of shrimp on the bottom, then spread a layer of de Jonghe mix on top. Alternate layers until all shrimp is gone, ending with bread crumb mix on top. Bake in 375 degree oven for 15 to 20 minutes. I serve this with a side dish of Meatless Spaghetti in a Seasoned Sauce and a nice tossed salad.

Shrimp Cheese Ball {this Is Also Excellent As A Sandwich Spread.}
Shrimp Cheese Ball This is also excellent as a sandwich spread. 2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, room temperature 1 (6-ounce) can shrimp, drained and rinsed 1 (6-ounce) can black olives, drained and chopped Seasoning salt to taste Lemon juice to taste 3 small green onions, finely chopped Chopped nuts Chopped fresh parsley Assorted crackers In a large bowl, mash cream cheese with a fork. Add shrimp, black olives, seasoning salt, lemon juice, and green onions; stir until well blended. With your hands, form cheese mixture into a large ball. In a small bowl, combine nuts and parsley; roll cheese ball in nut mixture to coat completely. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until ready to serve. Serve with assorted crackers. Yields 1 ball.

Shrimp Remoulde
4 stalks celery, coarsely chopped 4 green onions, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 3/4 cup Italian flat leaf parsley 1/2 cup red wine vinegar 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 cup tomato puree 1/2 cup Creole mustard 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 1/8 cups vegetable oil 2 teaspoons paprika 2 pounds large cooked shrimp, peeled and deveined 12 lettuce leaves In the container of a food processor, combine the celery, green onions, onion and parsley. Pulse until finely chopped. Add the vinegar, ketchup, tomato puree, mustard and Worcestershire sauce. Process until well blended, stopping to scrape down the sides a couple of times. With the food processor running, drizzle the oil in a steady stream, processing until blended. Stir in paprika. Transfer to a bowl, cover and refrigerate for 6 to 8 hours, or overnight. When ready to serve, stir the sauce, then pour over the shrimp and toss to coat. Serve on top of lettuce leaves.

Shrimp And Tasso W/five Pepper Jelly (commander's Palace)
I've had this at Commander's Palace before. Thought I had died and gone to heaven I did. SHRIMP AND TASSO WITH FIVE PEPPER JELLY 36 Jumbo shrimp (shelled and deveined) 6 oz. Spicy tasso (julienne into 1" strips) 36 Pickled okra 5 Pepper jelly (see below) Crystal Hot Sauce (above) Make a 1/4" incision down the back of each shrimp and place one stripe of tasso on each incision. Secure with a toothpick. Lightly dust each shrimp with seasoned flour and fry. Placed cooked shrimp in a bowl with 4 oz. of Crystal hot butter sauce and toss until well coated. Spread 5 pepper jelly on the bottom of a small dish and arrange shrimp on the plate alternating with the pickled okra. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ FIVE PEPPER JELLY 1 each Red, Yellow and Green peppers diced 1 Jalapeno 1/4 tsp. Pepper Flakes 6 oz. Karo Light Syrup 6 oz. White vinegar Put light syrup and vinegar in a pot and reduce until sticky. Add remaining

Shrimp Mosca
2 lb. large whole fresh shrimp 2 whole bay leaves 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. rosemary 1 oz. sauterne wine 6-8 buds of garlic 1 tsp. crushed whole black pepper 1 tsp. oregano 2 oz. olive oil Heat oil in fry pan and add shrimp and spices, saute for ten to fifteen minutes, or until shrimp turns pink. Add wine and simmer for ten to fifteen minutes more. Shrimp are to be peeled at table and served with hot crisp bread for dunking into sauce. Serves two.

Shrimp Creole
6 Tablespoons unsalted butter 1 onion, thinly sliced 1 green pepper, seeded and thinly sliced 2 celery stalks, thinly sliced 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons paprika 2 cups skinned, chopped ripe tomatoes 1 cup of tomato juice 4 teaspoons of Worcestershire sauce 4-6 dashes Tabasco sauce salt 1-1/2 teaspoons cornstarch 3 lb. fresh raw shrimp, peeled and deveined Melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a large skillet and sauté the onion, green pepper, celery, garlic and bay leaf for 2-3 minutes. Add the paprika, tomatoes, tomato juice, Worcestershire and Tabasco sauces.

Shrimp Marinara
2 tbsp. olive or vegetable oil 1 c. onion 2 med. green or red peppers, chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 med. bay leaf 2 c. marinara sauce 1 tbsp. lemon juice 1/4 tsp. hot pepper sauce 1 lb. med. shrimp, peeled & deveined 8 oz. angel hair pasta, cooked & drained Lemon slices & fresh sage to garnish In 10-inch skillet over medium heat, in hot oil, cook onion, peppers, garlic and bay leaf until tender Add marinara sauce, lemon juice, hot pepper sauce and shrimp. Simmer 5 minutes or until shrimp are pink and opaque, stirring occasionally. Discard bay leaf. Serve over hot angel hair pasta. Garnish with lemon slices and sage leaves, if desired.

Shrimp With Snow Peas And Water Chestnuts
Shrimp with Snow Peas and Water Chestnuts In this simple, irresistible stir-fry, a sherry and soy sauce marinade doubles as the base of the sauce. Use precleaned shrimp to make the dish even easier to prepare. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 pound shrimp (uncooked) * 1/4 cup dry sherry * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 tablespoon fresh ginger, peeled and minced * 1 cup fresh mushrooms, sliced * 1/2 pound snow peas, rinsed, stems and strings removed * 1/2 cup sliced scallions * 1/2 cup sliced water chestnuts * 1 teaspoon cornstarch dissolved in 3 tablespoons water * Hot cooked rice Directions: Peel and devein the shrimp. Combine the sherry and soy sauce in a medium bowl and add the shrimp. Marinate in the refrigerator for 30 minutes. Meanwhile, heat a wok or large skillet over high heat and add the oil. Add the ginger and stir-fry for 1 minute. Add the shrimp (re

Shrimp Capri
In this zesty recipe, quickly cooked, tender shrimp are coated in a delicious tomato sauce which has been flavored with olives, capers, garlic and hot peppers. Great as an appetizer for 6, or as an entree for 4. :Serves 4I have been asked many times to share recipes for Shrimp Capri, or Chicken Capri, so I have added my version of this tasty dish. You can either use fresh tomato sauce, chopped tomatoes, or even halved cherry tomatoes in the sauce. In order to keep the shrimps tender, just be careful not to overcook them. The hot red pepper flakes are optional, but they are what gives this recipe it's unique flavor. Cook the sauce up until it is just thick enough to coat the shrimp. You don't want the shrimp swimming in sauce. 1 Pound Of Large Shrimp 2 Cloves Of Garlic, Minced 3 Tablespoons Olive Oil Salt & Black Pepper Dash Of Red Pepper Flakes (Optional) 1/2 Cup White Wine 2 Cups Chopped Tomatoes, Or Fresh Tomato Sauce 12 Black Olives, Pitted And Coarsely

Shrimp With Orange Beurre Blanc
When choosing shrimp, they should be firm and smell sweet. If you see any yellowing at all, pass on them. Shrimp ngredients Fresh Gulf of Mexico shrimp - 6 per person, or about 1/4 pound per person Olive oil Salt and pepper Sauce ingredients (Sauce also posted here.) (Makes 1 cup, enough for 4-6 servings. Divide or multiply to needs.) 2 oranges 1/2 cup white wine 2 teaspoons minced shallots 1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter Salt and white pepper 1. Peel and de-vein the shrimp. Work with the shrimp one at a time, leaving the rest in a bowl of ice water. Holding on to the body of the shrimp, use your fingers to pull off head if it is still attached, and then the legs. Starting with the head end, gently peel back the shell. Use your fingernails or a knife to cut into the base shell segment. Remove the shrimp from its shell entirely. Place shrimp down flat on a cutting board and use a small sharp knife to make a shallow cut down the back of the shrimp. You may see a

Shrimp And Crab Gravy
Shrimp and Crab Gravy This quick and simple dish really spotlights the briny deliciousness of the shellfish. It's just terrific served over grits. Credit: Lifestyle Servings: 4 to 6 Ingredients: * 2 pounds shrimp * 1/2 pound bacon * 2 medium onions, chopped * 2 tablespoons butter, divided * Salt and pepper, as needed * Flour, as needed * 1 pound cooked crabmeat (or a mix of white meat and claws) * Cooked rice or grits, for serving Directions: Wash, head (if using heads-on shrimp), peel and devein the shrimp. Cut the bacon into 1-inch slices. Cook the bacon in a large skillet until brown. Drain the grease. Set the bacon aside. Add the onions and a pat of butter. Brown the onions. Set aside with the bacon. Sprinkle the shrimp with salt and pepper. Roll in flour. In the skillet, lightly brown the shrimp in a pat of butter. Add the onions and bacon. Stir. Add enough water to cover the mixture. Add the cooked crabmeat. Cov

Shrimp Anyone?
SHRIMP ANYONE?? ------ One morning around 5a.m., 22-year-old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out of the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it; her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and neighbours called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of the bathroom wearing nothing but her bathrobe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg, whi

Shrimp Spaghetti
4-ozs. thin spaghetti 1/2 cup butter 2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. monosodium glutamate (MSG - may be omitted) Dash of pepper 8 jumbo shrimp 4-ozs. mushrooms, sliced 3 tbsp. grated Romano cheese Cook spaghetti according to pkg. directions. In skillet, melt butter over low heat. Add remaining ingredients, except cheese, and sauté for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Combine shrimp mixture with spaghetti. Stir in cheese. If using smaller shrimp, add more than the amount specified. Serves 2

Shrimp Italienne
Ingredients: * 2 T olive oil * 1 T vegetable oil * 4 T butter * 1 T finely chopped garlic * 1 T dried mushrooms, soaked in 4 T water, drained and chopped finely * 2 green peppers, blanched, seeded and finely chopped * salt * pepper * dry mustard to taste * a little cayenne pepper * paprika * 1 1/2 lbs. shelled shrimp * 2 T chopped chives * 2 T finely chopped red onion saffron rice Method Heat oil and 2 T butter. Saute garlic and mushrooms. Add green pepper. Season with salt, pepper, mustard, and cayenne. Sprinkle with paprika and add remaining 2 T butter. Add shrimp and shake over moderate heat 8 minutes, covering them well with sauteed mixture. Add chives and onion. Serve on saffron rice. Notes: Number of servings: 4

Shrimp With Rosemary Garlic Cream Sauce
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lb. extra-large raw shrimp in shells * 2 sprigs fresh rosemary * 4 cloves garlic, crushed * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/2 cup white wine * 1/4 cup water * 4 oz heavy cream (1/2 cup) * 4 tbsp. butter or margarine White pepper Method Shell and de-vein shrimp, reserving shells. Chop rosemary from one sprig. In food processor or blender, combine 2 of the cloves of crushed garlic, chopped rosemary and olive oil; process until spices are blended with oil. Pour marinade over shrimp and marinate for 4 hours or overnight. Prepare sauce: Simmer reserved shells in the wine and water for 10 minutes. Remove shells from stock. Continue to boil and reduce liquid to 1/4 cup. Add heavy cream, butter, the whole sprig of rosemary and 2 cloves of crushed garlic. Simmer until thickened. Strain; add pepper to taste. To cook shrimp, remove from marinade thread on skewers, and grill or broil until done, about 5 minutes per s

Shrimp Stew (camarones A La Criolla)
INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon annatto oil combined with 2 tablespoons olive oil 1/4 cup basic recaito 3 bay leaves 1/2 cup alcaparrado or manzanilla olives 3 ounces smoked ham, cut into small dice 1 cup tomato sauce 1 16-ounce can whole tomatoes, drained and roughly chopped 2 pounds medium shrimp, peeled and cleaned 2 teaspoons salt 2 teaspoons black pepper1 Heat the oil in a soup pot. Add the recaito, bay leaves, alcaparrado, and ham. Saute over medium-high heat for 3 minutes. Add the tomato sauce and canned tomato. Bring the mixture to a boil, reduce the heat to medium, and add the shrimp. Cook until the shrimp turn pink, about 5 minutes. Stir in salt and pepper and cook 2 minutes more.

Shrimp Salad
Shrimp Salad Entertaining over the weekend? This shrimp salad from the Barefoot Contessa makes a delightful summer lunch or dinner. If you don't have a crowd to feed, just halve the recipe -- but remember that the dish keeps well for a couple of days and makes great sandwiches. Credit: Barefoot Contessa Parties! by Ina Garten Servings: 12 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 1 lemon, cut into quarters * 4 pounds large shrimp in the shell (16 to 20 shrimp per pound) * 2 cups good mayonnaise * 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard * 2 tablespoons good white wine or white wine vinegar * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 6 tablespoons minced fresh dill * 1 cup minced red onion (1 onion) * 3 cups minced celery (16 stalks) Directions: Bring 5 quarts of water, 3 tablespoons salt and the lemon to a boil in a large saucepan. Add half the shrimp and reduce the heat to medium. Cook, uncovered, for only 3 minutes

Shrimp Creole
1 lb. cooked shrimp 2 tbsp. butter Salt and pepper Boiled rice 2 cups canned tomatoes 1 minced green pepper 2 minced onions 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms 1/2 cup stock, chicken bouillon cubes 2 tbsp. minced ham 2 tbsp. flour 2 tbsp. butter Melt the butter and add the shrimp and cook together for 2 minutes. Add to the creole sauce. Simmer for 5 minutes, and serve with boiled rice. For the sauce: Cook the tomatoes, pepper, onion and mushrooms for 10 minutes. Add the stock and ham and cook 2 minutes longer. Thicken with the flour lightly creamed with the butter and stir until thick and smooth. Serves 6.

Shrimp & Tomato Sauce
Prep & Cooking Time: 40 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 4.000 ounce(s) 2 ounces part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 Tbsp canola oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 6 scallions, diced 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped 2 green peppers, chopped 3 medium tomatoes, cubed 1 pound shrimp, shelled and deveined Directions: In a large frying pan heat oil over medium heat. Add garlic, peppers, scallions and parsley. Cook, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are tender, about 10 to 15 minutes. Add tomatoes and simmer for 10 minutes. Add shrimp to sauce and cover for 3 to 5 minutes until shrimp is cooked. Remove pan from heat and add cheese to shrimp sauce and cover. Let stand for a few minutes to allow cheese to melt. Stir shrimp sauce and serve over linguine. Nutrition Facts Per 4.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 149 Carbohydrates: 10.31 g Total Fat: 6.53 g Protein: 13.52 g Sat Fat: 1.90 g Fiber: 3.13 g Cholesterol: 83 mg Sodium:

Shrimp Scampi
Prep & Cooking Time: 10 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 4.000 ounce(s) 1 tsp butter, unsalted 1/2 tsp paprika 1/2 tsp black pepper to taste 1 Tbsp canola oil 1/4 cup lemon juice 4 cloves garlic, minced 4 Tbsp fresh parsley 1-1/4 pounds medium shrimp, shelled and deveined Directions: Preheat oven broiler. In a small bowl combine lemon juice, melted butter, oil, garlic, and seasonings (except parsley) and mix well. Brush shrimp with sauce to coat shrimp. Arrange shrimp in a broiler pan lined with foil and pour remaining sauce over the shrimp. Broil 3 to 4 inches (8 to 10 cm) away from heat source until the shrimp are golden brown, up to 2 minutes. Serve with parsley garnish. Nutrition Facts Per 4.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 761 Carbohydrates: 9.38 g Total Fat: 16.03 g Protein: 136.47 g Sat Fat: 3.05 g Fiber: 0.45 g Cholesterol: 1020 mg Sodium: 994 mg Diabetic exchange: Meat: 4.000 Fat: 1.000

Shrinkitis
A man went to his doctor's office the other day to see his family doctor about his case of "Shrinkitis". When he arrived at the office a female receptionist said to him "What a cute lil boy" would you like a lollypop", the man said he wasn't a boy and was "Shrinking " in height. So the female receptionist told the man to be a "Little Patient" as the doctor would see him "SHORTLY". LOL

Shrimp And Fresh Herb Spaetzle With Creamy Tomato Sauce
Spaetzle is a German noodle dish that is usually served with a heavy cream sauce and some sort of fish or meat. In this dish, the spaetzle dough is made with pureed shrimp for added flavor. Ingredients 8 oz. shrimp, peeled and deveined 3/4 C. heavy cream 1 C. flour 2 egg yolks 2 Tbs. mixed chopped herbs (parsley, basil, oregano) Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 3 Tbs. clarified butter or canola oil Creamy Tomato Sauce (recipe follows) Garnish: Basil-mint oil Diced seeded tomatoes Chopped parsley Directions Purée the shrimp in a food processor adding cream to make a smooth mixture. In a bowl, beat the shrimp with the flour, egg yolk, herbs, salt and pepper until smooth. Using a coarse sieve or colander, force the dough through the holes letting it drop gently into lightly-salted boiling water. Cook for 2-3 minutes or until the spaetzle floats to the surface. Drain and cool. To serve, sauté the spaetzle in clarified butter until lightly browned and crispy.

Shrimp Stew
Shrimp Stew Ingredients: 1 bag of shrimp (as much as you want to put in) 4 tablespoons of flour 4 tablespoons of vegetable oil 1 large onion chopped 3 stems of celery chopped 1 large potato cut into cubes (optional...1/4 bell pepper chopped) Directions: Put the oil in a dutch oven. When it is hot, put in the flour and stir. When the roux is copper color, add onions and celery. Stir. When they are limp, add about 1 cup of water (or if you have it, shrimp stock..boiling peelings will make a great shrimp stock). Stir. When it is shiny, add about 3 cups of water(or stock...half way up the pot.) Cook for about 1 hour. Add shrimp and potatoes. Cook until potatoes are done and the sauce is the right consistency (like thin gravy). Serve over white rice with potato salad.

Shrimp Creole
Serving: Serves: 4 Cook Time: 10 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 large bell pepper, chopped 1 large onion, chopped 3 to 4 cloves garlic, crushed, or garlic powder, to taste 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon sugar 2 large cans tomato sauce 1 pound shrimp, peeled, deheaded Creole seasoning, to taste hot cooked rice DIRECTIONS: Saute bell pepper, onion, and garlic cloves in olive oil. (If using garlic powder instead of garlic cloves, season to taste.) Add tomato sauce and simmer 20 minutes. Add sugar. Stir occasionally. Season with Creole seasoning to taste. Add raw shrimp and cook until they're cooked through. Serve over white rice.

The Shrinks Fav Xmas Songs
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me! Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas. Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town. Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why! Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love

Shrimp Cocktail Withquick Remoulade
1 lemon 2 dried bay leaves 1 tablespoon coriander seeds, a palm full 1 tablespoon mustard seeds, a palm full 36 large to jumbo shrimp, raw, peeled and deveined, ask for these at fish counter Remoulade: 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 1/2 cup Creole mustard, eyeball the amount 1 lemon, juiced 2 teaspoons cayenne pepper sauce, eyeball it 1 rib celery, finely chopped 2 scallions, thinly sliced Place a deep pot half filled with water on stove over high heat. Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon into water, drop the halved lemon into pot. Add bay leaves, coriander and mustard seeds to the water. When the water boils, add shrimp. Boil 5 minutes or until pink and tails curl towards the heads. Drain and cold shock under running water. Combine mayonnaise, mustard, lemon, cayenne, celery and scallions in a small bowl. Arrange shrimp around sauce on serving plate.

Shrimp Oreganata
ngredients: 2 cups FRENCH'S® French Fried Onions 4 tsp. lemon juice 3/4 tsp. dried oregano 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 1/2 lbs. jumbo shrimp, butterflied 2 tbsp. melted butter Directions 1. CRUSH French Fried Onions in plastic bag with hands or rolling pin. Add lemon juice, oregano and garlic; toss to combine. 2. ARRANGE shrimp in a greased baking dish. Spoon about 1 rounded tsp. crumb mixture into each butterflied shrimp. 3. DRIZZLE shrimp with butter. 4. BAKE at 400°F for 12 min. or until shrimp turn pink. Tips: To butterfly shrimp, split each shrimp lengthwise down the middle of the back but do not cut all the way through. Open shrimp flat to "butterfly". Use crumb mixture as a crunchy topping on tilapia or flounder fillets.

A Shriveled Up Sausage Would Be Better Viewing..
Good Morning this the first full week of November 2007. I find myself torn between two somewhat goofy stories this morning. One is about King Tut’s (Tutankhamen the boy king) face that is for the first time since discovered to be revealed. I am sorry, this story has way too much hype for it’s good. NBC and other entities would like to further build the hype by bringing up the curse of King Tut and who and how they died. I so could end this with a rolled eye look and a hand gesture but I will refrain from doing so but, will give a slight comment on this whole deal. First off can’t we respect the dead? Why the fascination about a 19 year old Egyptian King that will not better our lives with his death? We can learn nothing remotely pertinent to our culture through his culture and use it to better anything. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice to know about world events and how various cultures lived. Those things were basically taught to each one of us in grade school correct? Put him back in hi

Shrimp “al Ajillo”
Ingredients ½ cup extra virgin olive oil 10 garlic cloves, minced 2 dried, red chili peppers ¾ pound of shrimp, sized 41-50, peeled and deveined 4 ounces white wine 1 teaspoon Columbia seasoning 1 ½ lemon 2 teaspoons chopped parsley Preparation Heat oil and brown garlic in a saute pan. Next, add chili pepper, shrimp and Columbia seasoning. Add white wine, and sauté until shrimp are pink. Add lemon juice and chopped parsley. Serve in small cazuela. Serves 4.

Shrimp And Mango Salad
Perfect for late spring or summer, this colorful salad makes a great lunch or light supper. The spicy dressing is offset by the sweetness of the mangoes and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound cooked shrimp * 1 large mango, deseeded, peeled and cubed * 1/4 cup sliced green onions * 1 tbsp fish sauce * 1 tbsp soy or tamari sauce * Juice of 1 large lime * 2 tbsp water * 1 tbsp brown sugar * 1 tsp minced jalapeno pepper * 4 cups arugula * 4 small vine-ripe tomatoes, cut into wedges PREPARATION: Place shrimp, mango and green onions in a medium bowl. Whisk fish sauce, soy/tamari, lime juice, brown sugar and minced pepper. Pour over shrimp and mango mixture. Cover and refrigerate for 10 minutes.Divide arugula between four salad plates or bowls. Top with one-fourth of the shrimp and mango. Garnish edge of salad plate with tomatoes. Serves 4 Per Serving: Calories 150, Calories from Fat 17, Total Fat 1.9g (sat 0.3g), Cholesterol

Shriners Burn Unit
Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time spending time with all th patients and giving them the stuffed animals. The expressions on their faces when we gave them the stuffed animal made everything well woth it. We are planning to do this every year and different holiday through out the year also. We are hoping to have our website up and runnig here in the near future as soon as we do I will post another blog to let everyone know. I have also posted some photos of us and some of the patients a the hospital please go check them out rate and comment them. Thanks Sean

Shrimp Sauce With Linguine
1/4 c Extra virgin olive oil 2 Bay leaves 2 Tbsp Fresh squeezed lemon juice 1/2 lb Rock shrimp or small prawns -- shelled 1/2 tsp Dried rosemary 1/2 tsp Dried oregano 3/4 lb Fresh linguine 1 tsp Paprika - sweet or hot 1/2 tsp Salt 1/4 tsp Cayenne pepper 2 c fresh spinach leaves -- cut into chiffonade 8 medium garlic cloves -- minced 2 Roma tomatoes -- cut into 1/4″ pieces 1/2 lb Butter Freshly grated Parmesan Cheese for garnish 1. In a food processor bowl equipped with steel blade, puree to a paste the olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, oregano, paprika, salt,cayenne, and garlic. Stop the motor a couple of times, and scrape down the sides of the work bowl with a spatula to m

Shrimp-in-love Pasta
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 2 servings 4 oz. linguine, uncooked 1 cup cleaned medium fresh shrimp 2 medium tomatoes, chopped (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese Spread 1-1/2 cups torn cleaned spinach COOK linguine as directed on package. MEANWHILE, heat large skillet on medium-high heat. Add shrimp, tomatoes and cream cheese spread; cook and stir 3 to 4 minutes or until shrimp are cooked through and mixture is well blended. DRAIN pasta; place in large bowl. Add spinach; toss lightly. Stir in shrimp mixture. Calories 490 Total fat 19 g Saturated fat 11 g Cholesterol 205 mg Sodium 450 mg Carbohydrate 50 g Dietary fiber 3 g Sugars 8 g Protein 26 g Vitamin A 70 %DV Vitamin C 15 %DV Calcium 10 %DV Iron 30 %DV

Shrimp Phad Thai
Shrimp Phad Thai Serves: 6 4 oz med-thick flat noodles 2 eggs beaten w/pinch of salt 2 shallots, thinly sliced 2 Tbsp + 1 tsp sugar 12 oz peeled shrimp 1 cup cubed firm tofu 2 Tbsp + 1 tsp fish sauce ¾ tsp crushed red pepper 5 scallions 2 Tbsp rice vinegar Kosher salt 1 ¼ cup mung bean sprouts ¼ cup peanut oil 4 garlic cloves, chopped 1/3 cup chopped nuts 1. Put noodles in medium bowl and add enough hot water to cover. Soak until tender about 30 minutes drain and set aside. Whisk the sugar with the fish sauce and vinegar in a small bowl 2. Heat a large skillet over a medium heat until hot and add 1 tablespoon of the peanut oil. Pour in the eggs, tilting the skillet as you pour to make a thin, even coating of egg. Cook until just set. Invert eggs onto a cutting board and cut into ½” pieces. Set aside 3. Add another 1 tablespoon of peanut oil to the same skillet and heat over a high heat. Add shrimp, ½ teaspoon of the red pepper flakes and salt to taste. Stir-fry until shrim

Shrimp Jambalaya
made with shrimp, rice, spices, and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 c coarse chopped yellow onion * 2 md garlic cloves peeled and minced * 1 c chopped sweet green pepper * 3/4 c finely diced celery * 4 tb bacon drippings * 3 tb minced parsley * 6 oz smoked ham cut in 3/8-in cubes * 1 lg bay leaf; crumbled * 1/2 ts crumbled leaf thyme * 1/4 ts cayenne pepper * 1 1/2 ts salt (or to taste) * 1 cn tomatoes (1 lb, 14-oz) * 1 cn tomato sauce (8 oz) * 1 3/4 c cold water * 1 3/4 c uncooked converted rice * 1 1/2 lb medium shrimp, raw, shelled, deveined PREPARATION: Set a large kettle -- not iron -- over moderate heat. Saute the onion, garlic, green pepper and celery in the bacon drippings for 8 to 10 minutes until they are limp and golden. Add the parsley, ham cubes, bay leaf, thyme & cayenne pepper. Saute, stirring often, for 5 to 6 minutes. Add the salt, tomatoes and their juice, tomato sauce and water. Simmer the kettle, uncovered, for 5 minutes, breaking up any large clum

Shrimp Lemon Pepper Linguini
NGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package linguine pasta * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 6 cloves garlic, minced * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1/4 cup white wine * 1 lemon, juiced * 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest * salt to taste * 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper * 1 pound fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/4 cup butter * 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil DIRECTIONS 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add linguine, and cook for 9 to 13 minutes or until al dente; drain. 2. Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat, and saute garlic about 1 minute. Mix in chicken broth, wine, lemon juice, lemon zest, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat, and simmer until liquid is reduced by about 1/2. 3. Mix shrimp, butter, parsley, and basil into the saucepan. Cook 2 to 3 minutes, until shrimp is opaque. Stir in the cooked linguine, and continue cooking 2 minutes, until well coat

Shriner's
After the season of "good tidings to you" After the bright paper and ribbons are through After the halls once filled joyfully with song After the holiday - the nights are still long Children and parents away from their home Sometimes in a city, feeling so small and alone People away from their husbands and wives Children from family for the first time in their lives After the decorations start to come down After the parties - alone in this town After the presents and after the cheer After it's gone - reality brings tears The staff always come with trinkets for tots After all - these children have already been through a lot Now shelves and closets empty of all they could carry No toys for you today - I'm so sorry A nurse gives a boy her last teddy baby The girl down the hall might find one too- just maybe She sadly smiles and quickly looks away Saying, "It's often like this after the Holiday. You see, everyone remembers those here before But seem to forget about tho

Shrimp Creole
Shrimp Creole 1/4 cup butter or margarine 2 medium onions, diced 1 cup diced celery 1/2 lb fresh mushrooms, sliced 2 tablespoons flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon chili powder 2 bay leaves 1/4 teaspoon thyme 2 drops hot sauce 1 (15 oz) can tomatoes 1 cup shredded green pepper 1 lb cooked shrimp In a large, deep skillet, melt butter, add onions, celery, garlic and mushrooms. Saute until tender. Blend in flour and seasonings. Add tomatoes, cover and simmer for about 10 minutes. Add green peppers and shrimp and heat. Serve hot over cooked rice. Makes 8-10 servings

Shrimp In Garlic Butter
SHRIMP IN GARLIC BUTTER 12 ounces fresh or frozen shrimp, peeled and deveined 2 tablespoons margarine or butter 3 cloves garlic, minced 2 tablespoons snipped parsley 1 tablespoon dry sherry Thaw shrimp, if frozen. In a large skillet heat margarine or butter over medium-high heat. Add shrimp and garlic. Cook, stirring frequently, for 1 to 3 minutes or until shrimp turn pink. Stir in parsley and sherry. Makes 4 servings.

Shrimp Parmesan
2 Tbs. Olive Oil 1/2 Cup Onion, Chopped 2 Garlic Cloves, Crushed 1 Lb. Shrimp (Shells Removed) 1/2 Can (14-16 oz) Tomato Sauce (approx. 8 oz) 1 Tsp. Dried Basil 8 oz. Mozzarella, Grated 1/4 Cup Parmesan, Grated In a large frying pan, saute Onion in 1 Tbs. Olive Oil until golden brown. Add Garlic and saute 1 minute longer. Add Shrimp and saute for approximately 3 minutes. Place Shrimp in a casserole dish. Add Tomato Sauce and Basil to frying pan and simmer 15 minutes. Add Salt and Pepper to taste. Pour sauce over shrimp. Add Mozzarella and Parmesan. Place casserole in broiler, until cheese is bubbly. Serve with rice.

Shrimp Scampi
1 Lb. Shrimp (Shells Removed) 1 Tsp. Butter 2 Tsp. Olive Oil 3 Garlic Cloves, crushed 1/4 cup Vinegar 1 Lemon 1 Tbsp. Fresh Parsley, chopped (for garnish) In large frying pan, melt Butter and Olive Oil. Add Garlic and saute for 1 minute. Add Vinegar, Lemon Juice and Salt and Pepper to taste. Saute quickly, being careful not to overcook. Place in serving dish and sprinkle with Parsley. Serve over rice. Variation: Use White Wine instead of Vinegar

Shrimp Scampi
8 oz. angel hair pasta 1 3/4 C. low−sodium chicken broth 2 garlic cloves, minced 1/4 tsp. salt−free lemon−pepper seasoning 1/4 C. chopped green onions, divided 1/4 C. minced fresh parsley, divided 1 lb. uncooked shrimp, peeled and deveined Cook pasta according to package directions. Meanwhile, in a large saucepan, combine the broth, garlic, lemon−pepper seasoning and 3 tablespoons each green onions and parsley. Bring to a boil. Add shrimp; cook for 3 to 5 minutes or until shrimp turn pink. Drain pasta and place in a serving bowl. Top with shrimp mixture and remaining onions and parsley. Serves 4. NUTRITIONAL ANALYSIS: One serving equals: 250 calories, 398 mg sodium, 136 mg cholesterol, 33 gm carbohydrate, 23 gm protein, 2 gm fat. DIABETIC EXCHANGES: 2 starch, 2 very lean meat, 1/2 vegetable.

Shrimp And Avocado Salad
Shrimp & Avocado Salad 2 tablespoons Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice 3 cups shrimp, boiled, peeled and deveined 2 tablespoons flour 2 tablespoons milk 2 tablespoons butter ¼ tablespoon salt Dash of pepper ¼ Worcestershire sauce 2 tablespoons pimento, chopped 2 tablespoons olive, chopped 3 ripe avocados Marinate shrimp in Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice in the refrigerator until ready to assemble salad. Melt butter and add flour, blending well. Add milk gradually and cook until thick and smooth, stirring constantly. Add salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, pimento, olive and shrimp; stir to blend. Cut avocados in half and remove pit. Fill center with shrimp mixture. Chill and serve.

Shrimp Confetti Tostadas
For a special occasion, serve the shrimp mixture in a clear bowl to show off the colorful mixture of shrimp, avocado, tomato, corn and edamame. Ingredients: Serves 5 Topping: * 1 pound or 36 medium thawed, frozen, peeled and deveined shrimp , tail shells removed and halved lengthwise * 1 ripe avocado * 1 Tbsp. fresh lime juice * 2 ripe plum tomatoes , diced 1/4-inch thick * 1 cup thawed frozen white corn * 1 cup thawed and shelled frozen edamame (soybeans) or thawed frozen petit peas * 4 ounces or 1 cup queso fresco (Mexican cheese) or crumbled mild feta * 1/2 small head romaine , trimmed and thinly sliced crosswise * 10 (5-inch) tostadas (crisp corn tortillas) * 3/4 cup reduced-fat sour cream Vinaigrette: * 1 1/2 Tbsp. distilled white vinegar * 1/2 Tbsp. finely chopped fresh mint * 1/2 Tbsp. fresh lime juice * 1/2 tsp. kosher salt * 1/2 tsp. sugar * 1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper *

Shrimp Scampi
This is an easy recipe for shrimp scampi that will be just as good as getting it in a restaurant. Follow directions, and enjoy! Ingredients 2-3 lbs of large Peeled Shrimp, Deveined and Butterflied. (To butterfly a shrimp, you need to hold the shrimp in your hand with the vein side up to you, start from the head end and slowly make a slit down the center about half way through the shrimp. Do not split it entirely in half. This will also remove the vein at the same time) Cayene Pepper White wine (I use Chablis) Butter 3 tablespoons Diced Garlic (use the kind that comes in the jar. It's easy and will save you a lot of time) Half cup chopped seasoning A packet of Garlic & Herb salad dressing mix Angel Hair Pasta (you can cheat here with the Garlic & Herb Pasta Roni) Prep: Butterfly your shrimp and put them in a bowl. Sprinkle a teaspoon of Cayene pepper over the shrimp (and a Sprinkle of cajun seasoning if you have it), and sprinkle the garlic and herb mix on it as well. Y

Shrimp & Corn Bisque (or Corn & Crab Bisque)
Shopping list: Chopped seasoning (bell pepper, onion, celery, green onion) (3 cups) Flour (need 1/2 cup) 1 Qt Half & half (I use fat free, for a thicker soup, you can use heavy whipping cream) Seafood stock (I make this myself also, you can find premade stock at most stores. You can also use a low sodium chicken or vegetable stock insead as well) Cayene pepper (1/2 Tbsp) 6 tbsp of butter Creole seasoning (if available) If not, you can use Black pepper and ground white pepper, and a little salt 3 lbs shrimp, peeled and deveined (I use 41/50 count peeled and deveined shrimp. You can use smaller if you choose or you can use crabmeat, or even crawfish tail meat) 1 can of corn (or you can use frozen corn for less sodium) 2 cans cream corn 2 Bay leaves Directions: In a large pot melt the butter over MEDIUM HEAT. Stir in half a cup of flour and the 1/2 tbsp of cayene pepper. KEEP STIRRING. This will burn and burn quickly if you do not pay attention. Once the flour looks lik

Shroom Trip
As I wandered so far down the trail, deeper and deeper into the woods, the moonlight that earlier so brilliantly illuminated my path was now almost completely blocked out by the monstrous trees which surround me. They seem to pulsate in the night, giving off this strange vibrating sensation. In a sudden flash, a pale-green, what appeared to be a boulder, came crashing through the trees, thrashing them aside like duckpins on a professional bowlers best shot. It all happened so fast that, at what seemed to be(and in my opinion should have been) the dreaded moment of impact, the ground felt as if it gave way and I was being pulled through this gelatinous based substance. When it finally stopped pulling me in I was surrounded by this immensly beautiful, as far as the eye could see, illuminated lime-green gelatin. I was drowning... ... and for a split second, a second which seemed to last a lifetime, I didnt care. I didnt care. Not because I wanted to die, no, but because I felt unexp

The Shroud Of Turin Controversy
The Shroud of Turin Controversy by John Moore TURIN, ITALY—Sylvana Gribaldi has seen the Shroud of Turin twice, during public expositions in 1998 and 2000. Both occasions were overpowering emotional experiences. "During the 1998 exhibition, I used to go into the church (where the shroud was on display) in the evenings and sit there and pray for an hour or so," says Sylvana. "I could sense a real presence." At the next exhibition, in the jubilee year of 2000, she was able to get even closer to Turin's most famous artifact. "I was very happy during the last exposition because I was selected to read prayers during the procession as thousands of people passed the shroud. It was quite moving," she says. Burial cloth of Jesus or cynical counterfeit? The enigmatic linen known as the Shroud of Turin has befuddled clerics, scientists and observers for six centuries — and the debate still rages, writes John Moore travel writer at the Star. Such expressions are apt to

The Shroud
There was once a mother who had a little boy of seven years old, who was so handsome and lovable that no one could look at him without liking him, and she herself worshipped him above everything in the world. Now it so happened that he suddenly became ill, and God took him to himself, and for this the mother could not be comforted and wept both day and night. But soon afterwards, when the child had been buried, it appeared by night in the places where it had sat and played during its life, and if the mother wept, it wept also, and when morning came it disappeared. But as the mother would not stop crying, it came one night, in the little white shroud in which it had been laid in its coffin, and with its wreath of flowers round its head, and stood on the bed at her feet, and said, "Oh, mother, do stop crying, or I shall never fall asleep in my coffin, for my shroud will not dry because of all your tears, which fall upon it." The mother was afraid when she heard that, and wept no more. Th

Shroomy Shroomz
Shroomy Shroomz Dialogue: 1: “Come on dude, eat it!” 2: “Nah man, it’ll seriously fuck me up.” 1: “That’s the point.” 2: “I know, but…I already had a 40 and some spliffs bro.” 1: “So? Just fuckin’ eat it dude.” 2: “Nah man, seriously.” 1: “Eat it…Eat it….EAT it….EAT IT…EAT IT!....EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER!” 2: “ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT!!!...SHIT…YOU OVERZEALOUS BASTARD!” 1: Chuckles 2: Chomps and sighs 1: “And?” Sitar kicks in 2: “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.” 1+2Laugh hysterically I chomp it down so I can feel my ink stand up Start to feel mellow and chilled that’s what’s up Feelin’ so damn dizzy till my brain drains out As I watch Alice startin’ to scream and shout And that snooty caterpillar starts to fuck with my mind While the kitty cat just crawls and creeps up from behind Just draw me in that psychedelic cartoon And I’ll be close to paranoia pretty soon Feelin’ my head goin’ back ‘n forth Travelin’ my way up north I crawl towards the e

Shrouded In Gloom
Shrouded in gloom Souls sad demise depression runs rampant deep sorrowful eyes Shrouded in gloom Thoughts running black Idea of suicide loom No turning back Shrouded in gloom By myself I bleed Dizziness sets in Lost in my disease Shrouded in gloom young life wasted Fruit of experience none ever tasted

Shroud Of Turin To Be Retested
The Oxford laboratory that declared the Turin Shroud to be a medieval fake 20 years ago is investigating claims that its findings were wrong. The head of the world-renowned laboratory has admitted that carbon dating tests it carried out on Christendom's most famous relic may be inaccurate. The Turin Shroud on display in Turin's Cathedral Carbon dating tests carried out 20 years ago on the Shroud of Turin suggested that the relic was a forgery Professor Christopher Ramsey, the director of the Oxford University Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit, said he was treating seriously a new theory suggesting that contamination had skewed the results. Though he stressed that he would be surprised if the supposedly definitive 1988 tests were shown to be far out - especially "a thousand years wrong" - he insisted that he was keeping an open mind. The development will re-ignite speculation about the four-meter linen sheet, which many believe bears the miraculous image of the crucified Ch

Shroud's Mystery Refuses Togo Away
There are very few Christian relics as important and as controversial as the Shroud of Turin. This linen cloth, measuring about 4.4m by 1.1m (14.4x3.6 feet) holds the concealed image of a man bearing all the signs of crucifixion. Scientific tests have proved that there are blood stains around the marks consistent with a crown of thorns and a puncture from a lance to the side. In a new documentary, we have been given intimate access that no other broadcaster has had before. Until the 1980s, millions of Christians around the world believed the Shroud to be the burial cloth of Christ. Put simply, it meant that for millions of people the Shroud was, in effect, a Polaroid of Jesus' death - a snapshot of the defining moment in Christianity. It put the Shroud in a league of its own in the realm of the most important Christian relics. But in 1989, the significance of the Shroud seemed to evaporate after a radiocarbon dating test pronounced a stunning verdict - the Shroud of T

Shrooming
im shrooming tonight...pretty good so far...im a pro...but i just experienced something so completely awesome....a whole body explosion...everymuscle tense yet free.....a feeling like flying...the pain is such a help to fly...like running a mile for a charity....you LOVE yourself....everyone need to KNOW you cuz ur the king of awesometown....the SHIT....no pain...all pleasure...you feel like since u poisened your body to this point and surived that makes you superior listen to one of these days by pink floyd to understand i mean listen to it fucked up so you are REALLY listening it is the best trip song ever lol the dj just played lonelinest day of my life and ruined it like the worst song ever for where i was at but i remedied it with pharrell the ice cream man and free bird....yes

Shroud Of Shadows (drh)
soulful eyes fixated upon nothing more than a fury of emotion that pours from them with a resonance that mutes even the godsso still there as the world fades around you, deafened by the screams of rage as your inner peace is raped with iniquitysilent now, you utter not a sound but the breath of your warm sigh the only thing to leave your lips. pressing your fingers to your mouth you attempt to hold even it insideheld in a momentembraced by the demons seeking to diminish your light and like dirty thieves coveting your joy - you appear a rock though a closer look exposes the brokenness behind the exoskeleton of the man that you once knewshrouded in the shadows that drape upon your form the cool brush of the breeze reminds you that you are - and hence you return to the world you know and face it outwardly with the mask of smiles you wear so well.

Shrt Story Page3
_One Hour Later… They sat in the car now neither of them talking as he drove. “So where are we going?” she asked softly. He glanced at her a smile still lingering on his lips. “well I knew you would want some privacy and we didn’t really have a place that is completely private for the entire night so..” he pulled into a parking lot then. “I rented a hotel room” she looked at him in surprise then up at the hotel. “You didn’t have to do that” she said completely stunned. “I know but I wanted us to be alone, really alone” he exited the car and opened her door for her. She accepted the hand he offered smiling feeling suddenly shy. When the arrived at the room she smiled in delight. There were flowers littering the room. On a table there was chilled wine and beside the wine was an assortment of treats. Strawberries, pastries, even whip cream was set up. The only lighting in the room was the candles he had lit.

........shrugs............
whispers to windstorms witness as it hits home, so precious the petals of a cyclone,its victims left mindblown, the government says that we should settle like gieco threw the fuckin roof is more than were this mutherfucka just might go hypodermic with a style air bubble a short struggle the subject dies, a brief huddle, remove the rubble, delicately place the soul back in to the bubble. we trouble ourselfes enough to pummel elephants, mere man, its no wonder so many suffer while surrounded by etheral delagates. dignity is not only for creator entity, but creative entity .so big up yourself by shedding the shackles that keep you dead to me federal intervention at this point is dead ahead of me. politics today is just a way of better watching things. as if big brother needed a more secure means of locking things.their mocking me. but have not yet began to devise a means of stopping me, logicaly one would do better to comprehend before demolishing quite possibly your s

::shrugs::
Sitting in the depth of music, closing my eyes as it takes over my soul. Drown in the melody of sweet voices and notes to stroke my fire. Broken down and shivering with force of controled emotion. Fighting tears, not wishing to taste the bitterness of my weakness. You forgot to hold me. You forgot to love me. And I miss it. But more than that, I miss you. -UnTouched Sanity .::.Loyal.::.

*shrugs* I Dunno
Leading with the head Shoulders pushed back This is the stance Of defenseless attack This is the battle march Of a monster called Zac Waiting to get hit So I can hit back Eyes burning of rage Keeping pace like I’m racing And for some asinine reason I don’t get why people find me intimidating

*shrugs*
Like Darth Vader I surprise you with my skills. I knock your ol ass out like a bag of sleeping pills. I got to rip things up like my name was Jack the Ripper. Theres a party at your house cause your mama is a stripper. Slice through the scene like a knife through peanut butter. Get your ears cleaned out motherfucker, I didnt stutter. Ess Double You Double E, eh son? I got this whole thing right down to a T.

.. *shrug* ...
It's not so much as that I'd recieved any reports of a lack of continuity Just the skin feels tighter Like I'm growing out of my bones Tense as if my spirit is ready to pounce readying itself from the shadows of whence it's came It's not so much a flicker as a harsh burst of flame It's not so much the darkness as the thing I've became Maybe I know a secret but then if I do I'm afraid that it hasn't quite became clear Perhaps I am a secret but then if I am then who's voice it's whispered I cannot quite hear Why are they looking at me that way? You'd think that my dreams were written upon my face that I verily bleed my thoughts that I excreet some pus which warns TOXIC TOXIC Like it's all that bad to forget to breath. I only do it when I dream. You're only real when I dream.

*shrugs*
my grey and empty hide away inside me I let the tears that wouldnt leave me build a cage around my weakest pieces my soul is broken my trust rubbed raw and ragged my faith in love...not what it was I can't bear for you to see all these parts I don't want; all these things I wish weren't part of me so much to tell but no good way to say it scared to death of the after effect; still afraid of more pain I've bled too much to bleed again terrified of being happy.. there are too many ways to take it from me

-shrugs
im so sick of seeing mumms saying *did you like the name cherrytap or fubar?* *what do you like better cherrytap or fubar?* gawd get over it already. the name changed but the site is the same right? so quit btchin about it already. i dont wanna see anymore mumms like that anymore. but ya kno what now cuz ppl will read this there will be more. lol. i dunno maybe im getting ahead of myself here. what you cant think of a decent mumm ya gotta think of one with the site name change? DURRRRRR! like i said its changed get over it and get on with your lives. lol

The Shrubs Will Call Us
I let the music speak for me, it craves my attention and before this, it craved my soul, but I give myself only when it is for good, the peace has been taken from here so I'm on lockdown, I have to fight the endless hordes of His men for any slight hope of escape, where is your escape? When I find the door, you will see me walk through and see where I left off. What do you see in the bushes?

*shrugs*
Well I haven't been here in a while...what can I say? My life is busy right now & I have ocd so I get distracted from sites very easily...I can't sit still, its just my nature...if I'm not doing about 5 things at once I fall asleep, lol, I am an excellent multi-tasker... These past days have been filled with both profound sadness & astounding happiness...I just celebrated my 17 year wedding anniversary..the daughter is finishing school & got a scholarship for college...his condition is growing worse, very quickly...about a year ago the doctor told him he was amazed that he was still walking, so I guess its finally catching up with him...I love him dearly, and it pains me to see his distress..I must admit I spoil him, but that's just my way, I'm a born caretaker, did the same with my dad.. I don't really have any friends here, so I can't talk to anyone about things..the internet is great but its amazing how quickly you find out who is a true friend & who isn't when yo

*shrugs*
My heart tastes like a thousand lies. Each one interlocked into the another. Every bite is more bitter then the last one. Yet, Somehow… It's a bitter that I cannot resist! Like a shotgun lying on the table, A curious child starring it down. It's irresistible. I can feel my tongue slide across my lips In anticipation. My fingers wrapped softly around its edges. Thump. Thump. It beats still! Even as it sits curled up inside my fist, It pounds! Suddenly my breathing begins to race And the muscles in my legs lose their focus. But still I sit. My eyes transfixed on the pumping mound of flesh and lies. Again my tongue slides across my lips, Becoming increasingly impatient at my hesitance. Then, Suddenly! I indulge myself. The blood cascades down my neck, Muscles and veins torn between each tooth, A faint throbbing against my throat with each swallow. Seconds became hours. I could not control myself!

Shshhhhhhhhhhh..take Me
In the twilight of morning, when dreams still linger I turn to that other world where the rules of this reality colide. Let me stay there, for I am tired of bending to the rules of this world. I remember you in another life. You were just as wrong for me then as you are now, but I still wanted you. There are yet things I want to do to you. For I have never completely let go. If I could forget the troubles of this world, help me forget I am someone else so I could show you things I'm capable of With someone who shares my addiction for beauty, for the flesh, for the high that can still get higher between two shameful beings such as ourselves. Shhhhhhh, let the other feelings go. I just want to please you. Maybe you can pretend you are someone else So I don't have to lie. There are other means of contacting me... Shhhhhh, listen to my fantasy: I only want you to find a way of bringing me closer to you. Councel me in my carreer, pretend you are safe for a while. And if you

Sh Team In Vancouver And The Italian Team We Find Are Similar Enough That We Can Plan Accordingly. "the Tables Set For Us To Do It Again. That Wil
MONTREAL -- Canada has high hopes that the same players who upset Spain two months ago can do it again against Italy in the Davis Cup quarter-finals. World No. 16 Milos Raonic will lead Canada into the April 5-7 best-of-five series at the Doug Mitchell Thunderbird Sports Centre in Vancouver. He will be joined by Davis Cup veterans Frank Dancevic and Vasek Pospisil and doubles ace Daniel Nestor, Tennis Canada announced Tuesday. They will be up against an Italian squad similar in strength to the No. 1-ranked Spanish side they beat 3-2 in February. It was missing top singles stars Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer. "The Italians have good depth as a country," Davis Cup captain Martin Laurendeau said on a conference call. "The Spanish team in Vancouver and the Italian team we find are similar enough that we can plan accordingly. "The tables set for us to do it again. That will be our challenge." Like Spain, the Italians are best on slower clay courts, but in Vancouver they will be fac

Sh*tfaced Happy Post!!
I am drunk. YAY. I came straight home from work, expecting to curl up in bed and watch the Pens VS Wings. Jenniliz texts me... "Come to the bar... I got you." "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. I'm going to the bar!!!" [yes, I live with my parents, and do not yet live with my husband. We don't have the finances and his dad has severe depression issues to deal with, so Ian doesn't want to leave him alone... we're looking into move in together once I get a ft job] So I went to the bar with Jenniliz, her bf Carl, and re-met some awesome people I knew from high school. They were all shitfaced and I joined them shortly. I got to the bar around 930.... I left around 10:45 drunk as HELL! I don't drink all too often. I've only drank once since I've turned 21 on April 13th. Sooo... I had 2 jack and cokes, 1 captn and coke, 2 shark attacks [4 different kinds of vodka, 2 different puckers, and sprite], and a screwdriver. Needless to say, I'm kinda fucked up, but I'm still aware enough to ma

100% - Sh*t Faced! (demon Abilities)
OK.... If u wants trade for sh*t face (pink stripe).... I wants some of Blings gift.... Ask me P.M. or Shoutbox! I will reset it and be honest to me!! I don't like they use me to do that!! 1 credits = 1 sh*tface 3 credits = 3 sh*tface 5 credits= 5 sh*tface 10 credits 10 sh*tface Thank you

The Sh*t Hit The Fan Today
So the shit hit the fuckin fan today at school. Or should I say that it continued to hit the fan and so I decided that I was sick of being the fall girl for it all. So I used my lunch not to eat lunch, hey i still havent had lunch... lol but to go and speak with my instructors Department Head. I laid all the issues out to her and she gave me a choice. I could either finish out the remaining 4 weeks of class or I could switch to another class that started after mine. It finishes on the 19th of December instead of the 5th of December. At first, I thought HELL NO! I'm almost done. But as I was driving back to class, I got more and more angry until I said FUCK IT! I called back and told her that I changed my mind and want to swap classes. So back to class I went to get my books and bag, and then home I went. The result of all this... I feel much happier. Now if only I could work out the other thing...

Sh!t Happens
Taoism: Shit happens Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens" Buddhism: If shit happens, it isnt really shit Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesnt really exist Solipsism: Shit happens because I wish it Mysticism: Just experience shit happening Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but wont tell you Atheism: Shit just happens and thats all there is to it Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere Stoicism: I dont care if shit happens Epicureanism: Lets pa

Shti When Im Bored...a Ryhme I Made
i have a friend her name is jill the bitch got drunk and fell down the hill i sent my friend jack up to get her drunk ass i have never seen anyone run down a hill so fast i asked him what the hell was wrong he said that she was up there in nothing but a thong i asked why he didnt fuck her he told me hell no she looks like my mother! lol just something i made up...im soooooo bored!

Sh*t I Thought My Reply Was Funny Lol
kingsstuffy: merci.... mercilynn_1973: yes...? kingsstuffy: hi i am back... mercilynn_1973: hi wb kingsstuffy: r u disturbed... mercilynn_1973: mentally? maybe lol kingsstuffy: am i bothering u ? mercilynn_1973: no mercilynn_1973: well shoot..i thought my first answer was funny..guess you didn't lol HE STOPPED TALKING LMAO HE'S A P.I.T.A SO IM ALWAYS A SMART ASS WITH HIM LOL TELL ME IT'S AT LEAST A LITTLE FUNNY..GUESS YOU HAVE TO KNOW ME I DONT KNOW...HMMMM

The Sh*t List...
I have a friend who is constantly scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to finding a partner. Shes bi, so she's attracted to losers bothmale and female. Just got off the phone, listening to her latest tale of relationship woe and she said "I wish there was some warning sighs to know when the person you are thinking about being with ain't shit so you know not to go there." This made me think...so i have come up with some ways to tell when the person you are with ain't shit. 19. They cannot maintain employment for longer than two months at a time. If they are constantly getting hired and fired, its not cause the folks on the job are out to get them, or their co workers were uppity, or anything else. Anyone constantly quitting or getting fired is just plain lazy. They can't keep a job because they don't want to work. 18. If everytime you call them, you hear somebody in the background and they swear up, down and sideways its nobody there, hell yeah there is somebody t

The Sh*t List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.There's shit on the toilet paper, but nonein the toilet.2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that youdon't even feel it. No trace of shit on thepaper. You have to look in the toilet to makesure you did something.3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipeyour arse 12 times and it's still not clean.You end up putting toilet paper in your jocksso that you don't stain them. This kind of shitleaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about tostand up when you realise....you've got more.5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn'tFOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling andpurple from straining so hard.6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.SHIT.7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usuallyit has its head out before you can get yo

Sh To An Unbeaten Regular Season And
CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Manti Teo got a call from Dick Butkus on Monday morning, letting him know he was voted the nations best linebacker. A few hours later, the Notre Dame star accepted the Bronko Nagurski Award as the nations top defensive player. Oh yeah, he also picked up a trip to New York as one of the finalists for the Heisman Trophy. Not a bad day at all. The energetic senior from Hawaii helped put Notre Dame back in the spotlight this season, leading the top-ranked Fighting Irish to an unbeaten regular season and a date with Alabama in the BCS championship game Jan. 7. Teo says being mentioned along with former Nagurski winners such as Charles Woodson, Terrell Suggs, Warren Sapp and Champ Bailey is "something very special to me." Teo led the nations top-ranked defence with 103 tackles and seven interceptions. He beat out four other finalists: South Carolina end Jadeveon Clowney, Georgia linebacker Jarvis Jones, Alabama cornerback Dee Milliner and Florida State end Bjoe

Sh*t Starters
Lately there has been alot of rumors going around on the internet about everyone. Some of which have been about me. Let me tell you something right now. Keep my name out your mouth if you dont know the truth. dont spread rumors about me because i turned you down for sex with you and your ole man. people who do shit like this cause problems in my family and household. if you cant tell people the truth then dont say nothing at all. find out the truth before you speak. better yet just keep my name out your mouth period.

Sh!tty Dream
so i actually made it to bed early tonight/lastnight (depending on when youre reading this)and im having this kick ass dream. its a bbq, im having a good time at someones condo and for some reason someone plays a prank on me while im sliding down the banister on a serving tray, like vin deisel did in xXx. i tumble down the stairs and shit my pants! while I am searching the house for a change of cloths and a shower, theres no bathrooms, or showers available and im running around freaking out, cuz im obviously embarrassed, right? i wake up.... and my son had curled up with one knee right in my butt! so that explains the full load in my pants sensation!! but in trying to analyze my dream, does this mean im afraid my shit really does stink?????

Sh*t Together
So, here I shit... err sit, Thinking about the term "Shit together" as in, "get your shit together and lets go", or "that boy better get his shit together or he is goin to get canned" Anyways, as I sit thinking about this term. I heard one from a colleague of mine, "poop in a group" Which I guess would be the politically correct way to say it, or if one were around young ears (that means kids). So as I sit thinking about "shit together" and "poop in a group" I come up with something different, "Feces in a bunch" or how about "stool in flock." These may seem far fetched, or quite a reach at humour, but, when you are as bored as I am. and thinking random thoughts about none other than poop. This is what you come up with. Thank you for giving me the last 3 minutes of your life and now you shall be thinkin about poop too. Have a great day. Jamie

Shtuff
WEll, my weekend was hella cool. Got a chance to hang out w/ Tiff and daniel. Although our dallas plans didn't work out... but we still had a lot of fun. Tiff got new tats, I got my clit pierced... and friday I was w/ jane and chris and got a tat on the back of my neck. It's cool. My mom's b day and the day she died... it's really cool. I like it.... Other than that, I got the chance to BS w/ tiffany. Always cool... Today I hung out w/ Jane and Chris... the girls played w/ Aiden. It was SOOOO cute... I am enjoying getting to hang out w/ Jane. It's really cool... Other than that, not a lot to report....

Shtuff
Well, so far today's been ok~ i guess. I feel terrible... Been SOOO freaking sick... ugh i hate it... lol But i'm still going to work tomorrow been off for 2 days can't just keep not going to work... SO, Macy's here i come lol... no i love my job, it's great... i just have been SOOO sick.... but my job isn't too hard so i figure i'll go... so ya it works lol... anyhow... hmmm, what else to say... wanna hear something sad?? I've begun to feel lonely... like, i go to work, i come home, i go to work, i come home... sure i have tiff.... but it's like i miss the havinga guy around thing... i'm sure i'll get over it soon... it just sucks... anyhow, won't whine too much, just wanted to check in say i wasn't dead luv u all MWAH!

Shtuff
Well, I'm at Sarah's... It's been awesome.... She's lovin bein around the girls, and the girls love being around her... And works going ok... i may actually be able to switch over to LP soon... YAY!!! lol other than that, things are going well... i'm stressed about the usual stuff... the move, AGAIN... the stupid drama, and yadda yadda ya.... but actually, things are going pretty well.... the girls are doing great.... i think a spider bit me, and um, well, shtuff is lovely... i need to just sit down, and plot plan and figure stuff out... for sure.... cuz this stuff is stressful lol... well, anyhow... i just wanted everyone to know how my life was going, in care you got curious... things are still up in the air as to where i'm going to move... so i'll keep everyone updated on whats happening!!! much love to you all!!!!!

Shtuff
Ok, so why is it when I tell people I'm on a diet they say "Why?? You don't need to be!!" UM, if i didn't need to be would I be??!? I mean, HELLO?!?!? I'm a chick... I used to be a size 3 for god's sake!! Now i'm all fat and shit... and ok, suuure, i look pretty good now... i know... so don't tell me... but I want to be smaller... I'd like to be able to wear my old jeans (pre lexi not pre tash)I would be happy in a size 7... (i normally wear mudds... and stuff like that... soo i go in odd sizes...) but a 7/8 would be perfect for me. I'd be happy. Right now, I'm in like a 13/14... uumm, hello?!?! MOO?!?! And I think this was brought on by the "BBW" thing... dude, i'm not that big... i swear to fucking god, I'm not... MOST of those women are like fucking size 20 or more... and they like being fat.... i don't... It's not healthy... your BMI should be like below 25... if you're in a 20... it's probably over 36.... which means, HELLO??!!? DEATH BY HEART ATTACK?!?!? I have nothing again

Shucks And Gawrsch
It's weird. In the time I've been on here some of you have said some of the nicest things to me/ about me. It amazes me. To have this many people say I'm attractive in some way is just mind boggeling. Sure my freinds say some of the same things, but they're my freinds, they're just trying to make me feel good. But to have it come from total strangers who have no reason to try to help my self esteem/image? Totally unexpected and very much appreciated. Even if you were just saying it to be nice. Thank you. I'll have to rethink now.... Would my face actually gag a maggot or just make him a bit queezy?

Shuffling Toward The Slaughterhouse
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about some specific examples of the way in which the bosses of the controlled media deliberately give most Americans a severely distorted perception of what is happening in the world around them, of what is fashionable, and so on. In particular, I talked about the crooked way in which the media bosses report interracial crime. They heavily overemphasize any attacks on non-Whites by Whites and minimize or ignore attacks on Whites by non-Whites. They do this in order to create the false impression in the public's mind that most interracial crime is White on non-White, whereas in fact exactly the opposite is true. The reason the media bosses deliberately create this false impression in the public mind is to generate a sense of racial guilt in Whites, to keep them on the defensive in all matters relating to race, to keep them off balance and confused as the non-White assault on America continues through immigration and other means. The aim is to

Shuffle It All Lyrics.
This song cam eou twhen I was about 16 or 17... It's SO described my life over the years, to the point I think I lived my life this way on purpose... It also has the GREATEST bass riffs throughout it! Boredom saturation It's a never ending clue Isn't just to fill the time When there's nothing else to do She drove on out of New York She had enough insane And drivin' just though Texas two days She ended up in L.A. Shuffle it all Shuffle it all, yeah Shuffle it all Pack up your life again A pile of records spread out The covers still look good Picture here a Peter Tosh's startin' down and a smokin' wood My dog dreaming is running I see him twitch a paw My woman playing Dr. Mario On the TV all night long Just another cigarette Staring at the moon, yeah Then I'm headin' off to bed Sleepin' without you, yeah Shuffle it all Shuffle it all, yeah Pack up your bags again It's a long and winding road Sure enjoy the view, yeah If you want to s

Shuffle
1. if you got tagged for this note, you need to copy/paste this into your own note, delete my answers, and answer the questions using your own ipod. 2. put the ipod on shuffle 3. use it to answer the question 4. hit “next” 5. try not to cheat 6. tag some of your friends so they'll do the same (if i didn't tag you and you're reading this, DO IT ANYWAY because i wanted to tag everyone but couldn't) AND TAG ME BACK SO I CAN READ YOUR ANSWERS. :) ____ 1. How am I feeling today? Gnarles Barkley- Gone Daddy Gone 2. How far will I get in life? Regina Spektor- Lovology 3. What is my best friend’s theme song? En Vouge- Free Your Mind, yes thats rite 4. What was high school like? The Fray- Look after You 5. How will today be? Three Days Grace- Wake Up 6. What is in store for me this weekend? Blink 182- All The Small Things 7. What is the best thing about me? Sublime- Ive seen Better Days lmao 8. What song describes my parents? Tool- Useful Idiot...per

Shuffle
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I Want to Fuck You HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Good Directions WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Ms. New Booty (lmao) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? She Ain't Right WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? All She Wrote WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Monkey Wrench WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Where's the Love? (:/) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? When I'm Gone WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? I Hate Everything About You WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? When You're Gone WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? These Days WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? War Pigs WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? What Do Ya Think About Th

Shuffle
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? 7 Things HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? This Is How It Goes Down WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Shakin' Hands (lmao) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Home WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Half Alive WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Hero/Heroine WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Me, You, And My Medication WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Not On Your Love WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Broken Man WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Up Against The Wall WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Maybe WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? She Can't Save Him WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Bleeding Love WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT

Shuggas Darkest Blog Peom
DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT In the darkness of the night The One creeps around silently lurking about for his prey, he has to pick and choose carefully for it could be his last. The One, is silent quiet slick moving in the darkest of the night his prey generally does not know when he approaches ,he is like a poof of smoke one minute he is there next he is gone he is quick and never feel what happens to u till its too late. The One, knows he is invincible he is a very strong individual and if you met him is a regular person like his prey. The One, has strength of 5 men and can put his fist through steel he is built like steel he has fangs that are sharp like razors that one puncture to victims jugular will go in with ease. The One has found his prey and now its time to feed he swoops up prey faster than u can say run, then drains blood from his victim till nothing is left. The One has no heart ,no soul, and does not know how to love but can make u think he is The One to possess thee. So

Shuggas Suspensful Story
WHAT DREAMS MAY BECOME REAL OR NOT One dark cold night as I walked through the town the moon was full, the wind was stirring so u could feel the crispness against your cheek. Was a very quiet neighborhood could not hear anything only the trees rustling against the wind. At this very moment I came across a real creepy house it looked dam huge and with the moon shining about gave off shadows against the bricks which gave me the shivers as I went by it, not one light was on in the house and was very still and yet seemed like no life was ever in there. Suddenly I heard a scream it came at me all at once my heart was pounding so fast and so hard it felt like it could come out my throat and if anyone was by me u could hear the banging against my chest. I turned around and looked around, saw nothing except remember when I said not one light was on in house well surprise, there was one way up at the top and it had a eerie glow to it not like your usual house light. Well this is where one wo

Shuggas Poetry
If you could only see If I could only see the world the way it should be I would not have to worry about vengeance and violence upon thee. If I could only see the day light sky I would fly to the heavens to be with God. If I could only see the night sky it might be right to say that peace and prosperity could be brought amongst thee. If I could only see the world the way it should be, God would not allow us to be hateful and resentful towards one another. If you could see the world the way I see, would you want to live on earth where there is hate and death, or would you want to be free to fly to the heavens where there is nothing but serenity and tranquility amongst thee. It might be rightful to say that, for those who walk hand in hand with their heads high, chins up should always have positives‘, and peace with in thee. That is how you should be if you could see the world the way I want to see. Security , prosperity with no vengeance upon thee is how I truly wa

Shuggas Dark Poem
Mistress Dark of The Night. When the moon is full , darkness has set in you might want to take cover because that is when it all begins. When the moon is full and darkness has set in the fog seeps over the grounds, the air is crisp and not a living soul about. Except when the clock turns midnight then all the dead start lurking about. Dead meaning the non mortals the creatures of the night, the ones that stalk the living to take their souls, drink their blood, or eat their brains in order to survive. One in particular I could be speaking of is mistress of the dark , the most vicious woman you could do with out. Her known uniqueness she posesses can paralize the mind, drain the life one holds within themselves, then leave them to the children of the night. Her name is Vampress, She holds these powers true to her heart for if someone were to take vengance upon her they could kill her by drving a stake deep into her darkend soul. Vampress holds the striegth of 4 men, eyes that

Shugga's Dedication To A Man She Knows
This man I know There is a man I know, who has a head full of hair, jet brown seems to be the color ,with eyes that look right into you like pools of chocolate and melt your body like Jell-O. His gaze has a way to bring you to your knees with no thought process so it seems. This stranger has you in his power, by mind, body and soul . Who is this man, where did he come from , why is he so powerful . The world may never know. All I know is one touch from this man and you can feel the heat surge through your every whim, My mind is swirling, and my senses are fighting to regain my own control from this man I know. One will have to be careful for one look from this man I know can make your mind go and your body his for the taking for this man I know he is breath taking. Writen by shugga: Dedicated to any men i know on fubar. this could be you!

Shun
My old lord returns, riding the winds of my lonely heart. His name had something to do with scalding dessolation. Empty morningtides, and frustrated nights. Of little substance, but plenty of emotion. Webs of deceit, threads of desperate terror. Woven in the tapestry of my issolation. Thin spindly legs of the master wrap around my throat. But who is the craftsman of my bound perdition? Is it the man in the still pond water casting pebbles? Or something of a deeper mist, something foreign. I wonder. Will I disappear in the emptiness of that gently creeping vapor? Dragged lovingly into tender inundation. To where will my restless soul vanish? In fear eternal, lonliness infinite, or afflicted absolution?

Shun What Jehovah Hates.look It Up!
Use of tobacco or so-called recreationl drugs.-Mark15:23;Then they offered Him(Jesus) a mild painkiller (wine mixed with myrrh), but He wouldn't take it....2Corinthians7:1.-Since we have these promises, dear friends, let us purify ourselves from everything that contaminates body and spirit, perfecting holiness out of reverence for God....Manslaughter.-Exodus20:13;21:22,23....Lying.-Proverbs6:16,19; Colossians3:9; Revelation22:15....Violence.- Pslams11:5; Prov22:24,25; Malachi2:16; Galatians5:20.

Shup It's Christmas
A discrepancy between my behaviour/the impression that I give, and what I say has been inadvertently brought to my attention. (Yes, yell "HYPOCRITE!!!!!" at your leisure you hater pricks). To that end...herewith an early Christmas blog...fuck Halloween, we don't have Thanksgiving, get with the programme arseholes. I don't much like Christmas (biggggggggg surprise huh?). For many reasons, but the pertinent one is the focus on the dollar value/status of a present versus the act and thought of giving...I may've given the impression that I ascribe to that thinking. Nothing could be further from the truth. To THAT end...I haz an idea :D DON'T RUN AWAY YET The idea is kinda simple...I want to give stuff to you fucks for Christmas. Because I'm at the arse end of the world, I have to get organised now. I also don't want to spend a lotta money cuz...well just cuz. I also like the idea of others giving. Rather than begging for addresses (for me, begging is more akin to 'haras

*shurgs**whatever*
Today is kinda bummer day for me. I had to give away my 2 precious cats. I have 4 important people in my life who I had lost also (don't ask who or how, very personal). Hate the feeling of people/animals disappearing out of my life...Seem that everything i have keeping on disappearing and I hate it! It had gotten so creepy and quiet in the house... Just really afraid I'll lost someone special/precious next, don't want him to disappear too... I think I need to sleep it off... Hmmm...

Shush Don't Let Him Know
He smiles at her after a relaxing dinner then guides her up the stairs looking over the balcony staring at the fireplace , her mind is racing in thoughts . Looking over the rail he slides up behind her feeling his breath on her neck , his hands at her waist he whispers " Tonight is my turn " . Smiling she feels the blindfold soft against her face then her arms being raised up above her head he binds them with rope . The dominant side of her inside is screaming . It is one thing to have another trust you but can she relax to trust him ? Standing there feeling him remove her clothes cool chills run across her body with his soft touch against her skin . Then he scoops her up in his arms and carries her to a spot on the floor laying her gently . Laying there feeling him breathing on her body she knows he is over her then feeling his warm moist tongue against her nipples she arches her back showing content . Wanting to touch him knowing she can't this is new territory for her and she begins

Shush You
Soooooo I havent written an actual blog in a long time. So here it goes. Whats been going on? Not much again. Whats with all these bouncing pictures?? The baby is doing fine. BUt had to get tested for diabeites again. Thats not fun.The guclose stuff tastes soo fucking nasty.Kills me to think i probably have to do it with each kid i want. And thats about 2 to 4 more... Oh well. I'll make sure my kid knows the sugar inducing medicine i had to take for them :)Does sound too bad though. oh well. My sinus headaches are getting pretty bad. but i cant really take the medicine i want for it. Its freeezing tits in here. The money for the wedding is dwindleing down and no wedding stuff to show for it... I do think I am too nice and patient most of the time. My tummy is upset again..dammnit.

Shuster Calls Ron Paul The Al Qaeda Of The Republican Party
Shuster Calls Ron Paul The Al Qaeda Of The Republican Party Shuster Calls Ron Paul The Al Qaeda Of The Republican Party Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance] -RONPAUL2008- Date: Jan 18, 2008 12:39 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: orangeclad Date: Jan 18, 2008 12:32 PM What a load of BS. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Anthony (Ron Paul 2008) Date: Jan 18, 2008 12:36 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Tina's Fighting 4 Ron Paul 2008 Date: Jan 18, 2008 9:10 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BreakTheB0x (www.TruthNetRadio.com) Date: Jan 18, 2008 8:43 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: THE ANTI SHEEPLE (RON PAUL = FREEDOM) Date: Jan 18, 2008 8:39 AM I WANT TO SEE HEADS ROLLING..... I WANT TO SEE THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR..... PEOPLE..........

Shut It Off
It’s the simplest things you say Do you mean to come across in such a careless way? Are you trying to hurt me with your evil personality? Or are you really oblivious to your lack of inequality Just as fast as I told you there would never be another I can quickly turn around and shut it off forever You need to understand that these emotions are new to me But some of the shit you say makes me want to go back to the way things use to be It’s not easy to open up and expose how I feel Especially when it seems all you want to do is take until I have no more to steal Are you really that bitter and unaware of how you act? Maybe you’re just to scared to look in the mirror and face the fact I know I’m blind, but I’m not dumb And you can’t fool me anymore by acting numb Just as fast as I was certain I loved you I can take it all back, shut it off, and be through too.

Shut Up.
Don't make me come back there. I'll give you something to whine about. By the way, I own a doll. Trash Talkin' Turleen. She's pretty damn neat-o and the only doll that is ok for a man to own. Seriously, dude, it's time to get rid of all those Barbies and Strawberry Shortcake dolls you "sister" left in your house.

Shutting The Doors
Shutting the Doors Shutting the doors… Closing my mind… From the dangers waiting within. To open my mind… Sheds light on my every thought… And leaves me unprotected from the hurt in the end… Behind the door lies a hammer… And so that door must never be opened… For the hammer hurts too, too much… Opening that door… Opens up my heart… And in the end all that will do… is kill. Rhiannon 10-10-96

Shut Out
u think im insensitive but what do u know u shut me out when was the last time u looked in the mirror maybe u would see a reflection like i see of you your heart is a stone your body much the same your a cold person and your the one to blame it takes two too tango but for you one will do fine i never cared for you you dont care for anything emptiess is your being your life is a drain i hope for you that you'll change and then you'll be the one i can blame

Shut Your Dirty Whore Mouth, Player Player!
I know the best way to get what you want is to go after it. And the best way to learn what you want is to be straight forward... but I am really bad at being like that. Grr. Is there a grey area between the black (not doing anything) and the white (being blunt about it)?

Shut Inside
i closed the door not opening it anymore I dont care about them or him he or she you and I us and we. I locked the bolt secured it shut behind me. I'm not listening if anyone cares to see. I've closed the blinds at the window.. I've locked away myself and threw away the key.

Shuttle Landing
This blog is kinda like a notice..so here goes: if the Shuttle DOES NOT land in Florida due to weather on the Friday, December 21st, but in California, my time here on Cherrytap will be extremely anemic as I will also be in California to prepare the Shuttle for its piggyback ride on the 747, back to Florida. Have a good holiday...and for you secular/progessive types that insult easily: Merry Christmas!!

Shut The Fuck Up U Fucking Whiney Bithces!!
I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY EVERYTIME I CLICK ON HERE `SOME GIRL IS BITCHING AND WHINNING ABOUT FAKE THIS, OR FAKE PROFILES WHOS ON THE TOP PICS, WHO GOT THIS GIFT!! SHIT GROW UP LADIES OR KICK IT ON MY SPACE. ITS REALLY HIGH SCHOOL ALL THE SHIT TALKING DRAMA.. . I'M ALSO SICK OF WHINEY GIRLS SAYING SHIT ABOUT BAD MOODS AND MEDS THERE ON. COME ON DO WE REALLY CARE. IT JUST SHOWS YOUR AGE ALL THE BANTERING GOING ON... OK SO GLAD I SPOKE MY LITTLE PIECE OF MIND.. GROW UP GIRLS!!!!

Shut This Down. Child Lovers?
Please Help Shut Down This Site! http://www.puellula.com/Main.html, is a site for "child-lovers" to come and try and justify why they go after children. They try to explain the differences between loving a child and being a child molester or pedophile. Anything you call it won't change what it really is and that's wrong. Please Sign the Petition and then Forward http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/493662088

Shut Up And Listen
I know that I am to be on vacation right now, but needed to get some things off my chest. First off I am so tired of people acting like their life is so hard and that they have been through so much. Don't get me wrong it might be, but don't broadcast it to everyone. Know that no matter what your friends love you, but stop and look. Damn it there are worse things out there. Do you not understand that life is what you make it damn it, make the most of it. Stop complaining all the time and looking at the past. Do you not understand that it is called the past for a reason. We learn and we grow. I am sorry for all that you have been through in your life, but suck it up, grow and be a better person because of it. Know that I am not saying any of this to upset you or to have you come to me and say why? Or ask me how could you. God life is to fuckin short to sit and complain of the love we lost or the things that have happened to us or the way you look. What it comes to is god damn it shut up

Shutting Up Shop
Every year around this time I like to take a brief haitus from the hustle and bustle of online life. So starting from next Wednesday, I'm not gonna be around for a few weeks. Which is why I've altered the access to my photos. I'm still gonna be around for a couple of days to chat to my friends, but then I'll be gone, and I'll be back sometime in April. Laters. TBS xxx

Shut Up!
WTF! Don't put "fan me before you add me" in your screen name you stupid cXXX! someone will fan you if the want to! Don't ask people to do this just so they can have the "honor" of being on your friends list you stupid tXXXX! another thing is don't sit their and post pic after pic of your fXXXX tit's! only the hardcore pervs are about that! if you have a nice pair, sure show them off but when it becomes 99% of your pix, well than your just a CT slut. If you wanna have naked pix, go for it! That's different. CT is a wonderful place to get feed back and friends I love it! 2 more things....... Girls, just cuz your BF cyber or otherwise say's some other girl is hot, it does NOT mean he is gonna run over to her house and fuck her. get a fXXXX clue you shallow bitch! Guys, STOP, STOP, STOP have some mother fXXXX respect! don't ask her if she has a webcam, stop asking to see the "special" folder. avoid saying "I'd fuk that" ofcourse you would fXXX that you shiftless, lazy, d

Shut Out.
My love is an explicite monologue between two lovers battered and bruised smoke trailing the air and mouths sewn shut. I taste of blood and ash salt and sweat and when I dance... I fly. Do you see me? Can you still see? If you can see me then why? I think that I am nothing. You threw me out. Cherish the beginning for storys unwritten they are tragedys in the make. So empty. I cradle the filth of remembered lullabys bite the tongue so that you may not escape But all that I am. All that I am to you. Is a bruised image. A reacurring dream. A sad little dolly whom has outshown her use A black and white rerun with a broken remote untroubled by your thoughts cause you shut your eyes cause you shut your mind you shut your door to me.

.shut.in.itis.
i was gonna cross post...but then decided against it. cuz im too tired. and cuz well cuz i dun wanna. so there. i needa nap. but moving to the couch requires too much energy. plus im mumming. cuz stupid people amuse me. *yawn* this is completely pointless cuz i dun wanna delve into the circling thoughts in my brain. sometimes...being a semi-shut-in is a bad thing. specially when it comes to adult interaction and conversation. there just...isnt any. not that i dun have moms...cuz i do...but even then...theres just some things ya cant share with your mom. or maybe thats just me. today is just one of those silent kind of days cuz theres this dam...and if it opens well things could break. or something else that makes sense. i could do with some conversation. something. anything. other than the regular monotony of mom-dom. and that is all.

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Shut Up! Can You Hear Me Now?
I'm tired, I'm angry, I'm lonely - SHUT UP! You hurt me, I hate you, I love you - SHUT UP! I'm vulnerable, I'm scared, I need you - SHUT UP! I'm trying to tell you, please listen, hear me - SHUT UP! I'm here, I tried, I wanted to, I'm sorry - SHUT UP! You did this, you did that, you don't care - SHUT UP! It's too late, I can't take it, it's over, I'm out of here - WAIT WHAT?

Shut Up
i really hate when people waste their time putting their stupid comments on my mumms. why waste your fucking time typing stupid ignorant comments on a mumm when all you are saying is that the mumm is stupid and i shouldnt have added it. if you dont like what im saying then why waste your time making stupid comments? if you dont like what im saying then fuck off. this is a free country, i can post what i want, dont fucking tell me i shouldnt post my opinions. bitches.

Shut Up
Shut the fuck up, you talk entirely too much. Babbling about nothing, all the fucking time. Why cant you make any sense, are you drunk or what? Get up and get the fuck out, you are getting own my fucking nerves! Shut up , shut up, shut up, why cant you just listen? Just for once , would be nice, you don`t know everything. Older than me, yeah who cares, why cant you just let me.... make my own fucking mistakes!! Hard-headed just like you. So if you know this why, don`t you just leave me alone. And go to your own room, let me be and shut the fuck up!!

Shut Up
I have Bipolar disorder, which means I can be a real bitch, or incredibly sweet. I can be agitated and anxious, or on top of the world. Then again, sometimes I'm really depressed for no apparent reason, and then days or weeks or months later (thats the fun, you never know) I'm back on top again, or I'm so fucking paranoid I can't leave my house. My daughter keeps me alive - gives me a reason to live. Right now, I'm fighting like hell just to feel halfway normal. I have to walk around every day with a fake smile on my face, pretending everything is fine, when my world is caving in on me. I wear a mask of deception every day, and you know what? It's really really fucking hard to keep up the facade. Its not enough though. I can't seem to totally fool people. They always know something is, well - different - about me. And in today's society, if you're different, you're fucked. And so here I am wishing I could be a cookie-cutter person, molded from a common shape - because being incre

Shut Up
Don't freakin post some shit that you have no idea about or think you know but don't check your facts out right. I hate it when people post their opinions and act like it is the truth and give people a thought of lies. back your shit up with facts before you post....it makes you look stupid

Shut Up...
how come my horoscope is always telling me to watch what I say, and when will I learn .... You should watch what you say with far more care than usual today, if only because the wrong people are too sensitive to perceived slights. Try to find a balance between their needs and your own.

Shut It Down
Shut it down..feed ....full....now, I can't taste this tri folded, trifulling bloodstained slit down on my wrist, Feel so cold...here....pulse slows.....stops, My void is where I keep your name, My hope is locked there as well, Can't you just shallow it, The burn is eternal, Can't you just shallow, The calm is disturbing as well,