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How Far
Life is full of curves in the road, paths that are yetto be discovered. the question is how far are you willing to journey down a road before putting up a detour sign and going back to start.... Martina McBride How Far There's a boat, I could sail away There's the sky, I could catch a plane There's a train, there's the tracks I could leave and I could choose to not come back Oh never come back There you are, giving up the fight Here I am begging you to try Talk to me, let me in But you just put your wall back up again Oh when's it gonna end [Chorus:] How far do I have to go to make you understand I wanna make this work so much it hurts, but I just can't Keep on giving, go on living with the way things are So I'm gonna walk away And it's up to you to say how far There's a chance I could change my mind But I won't, not till you decide What you want, what you need Do you even care if I stay or leave Oh, what's it gonn

How Funny
Your big heart feels quite a bit bigger right now and you are almost certainly going to make someone's day with a big gesture of affection. Share your good energy and it comes right back to you! So I totally rated til i ran out of rates today. I rated an insane amount of pics... and I'm beining to wonder... Am I the only one out of my friends that rates new pics? I mean, aside from Misterfeet, cause he's the only one that rates all my new pics. But what about the rest of you? I spend lots of time what with all the damn bouncer checks rating all your pics and stash items to help you leve, yet I don't feel the love in return... Lookslike it might be time to go through my friends list and pick who stays and who goes... only, unlike times past, I'm not going to be re-adding those of you that i delete again...

How Freaky Are U In Bed?...i Got A 53
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN

How Freaky Are You In Bed I Got A 63
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

How Funny
enjoy! guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spo

How Freaky Are U In Bed?
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... ((pssst, I scored a 61!)) ___________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-A

How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got 56
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

How F*ckable R U
Your Score: " The Punching bag" You are 79 fuckable! Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should learn to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier! Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona TestView My Profile(ShizzleBitch)

How Filipinos Celebrate New Year's Eve
On December 31, New Year's Eve ("Bisperas ng Bagong Taon"), Filipino families gather for the Media Noche or midnight meal – a feast that is also supposed to symbolize their hopes for a prosperous New Year. In spite of the yearly ban on firecrackers, many Filipinos in the Philippines still see these as the traditional means to greet the New Year. The loud noises and sounds of merrymaking are not only meant to celebrate the coming of the New Year but are also supposed to drive away bad spirits. Safer methods of merrymaking include banging on pots and pans and blowing on car horns. Folk beliefs also include encouraging children to jump at the stroke of midnight so that they would grow up tall, displaying circular fruit and wearing clothes with dots and other circular designs to symbolize money, eating twelve grapes at 12 midnight for good luck in the twelve months of the year, and opening windows and doors during the first day of the New Year to let in the good luck.

How Fat Do I Have To Be, To Be "big Enough"?
I'm a little bit confused, and just slightly FUCKING irritated. Allllllllll through high school I was considered FAT...And to most of those people, TOO big...But here recently, I get the "IMPRESSION" that I'm not FUCKING BIG enough to be considered a BBW. They say plus size starts at like a size 14/16...Well, I'm a 20/22...but I've been told I'm not big enough. (By a plus size modelling site's PHOTOGRAPHER) So here's the question: How fat do I have to be to be BIG ENOUGH for you? I already weigh around 260...Do I honestly need to pack on around 70 to 100 pounds to be considered big enough for the plus size world? I've become quite accustomed to the size that I am, and even started feeling better about wearing better, FITTING clothes, and now, because of this...My fucking self-esteem is starting to waiver...I feel like I'm an "anorexic" or "stick figure" to the big girl society. I'm utterly confused because at first, I thought I was too big, now it seems as if it's the other fucking way

How Far
How FarBy Martina McBrideBest Video Codes THIS SONG GOES OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO EVER WANTED TO PLAY GAMES WITH A FRIENDSHIP IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS AND YOU THINK YOU ARE GUILTY 9 TIMES OUTTA 10 YOU PROLLY ARE YEAH YOU PROLLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE...THE REAL FRIENDS ALREADY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

How Far Will My Mom Go????????
My mom..*ROXY* is in a fubux giveaway hosted by Painter...Please help her get as many fubux as possible...plz click on the pic..rate and leave as many comments as possible..tyvm.....and don't forget to stop by the host..*Painter* and show him some love too..http://fubar.com/user/1074984...thank y'all very much..

How Far Would You Go To Defend Yourself.
How far would you go to defend yourself. Now, I was just reading about those 3 cops getting off and are going free over a shooting in NYC, and I don't agree with the judgment of not guilty totally, I do agree there may be some validity to the cops defense. The (the officers) main defense was that they thought they saw the driver goes for a gun, and they felt the driver was going to run them down. The officers felt their lives were in danger. So they put 50 bullets into the car, killing one man, and injuring the other two. Now this sound bad, right. Now does it sound like a different story if I tell you all the guys in the car was black. Right away you may think one way or the other "good" or "those cops were white right". Well does the story change if I tell you that two of the three cops were black, and the other was a Latino. So with the race card removed we can find the issue at hand. "Black inner city youth have seemed to have no respect for each others lives, so why shoul

How Far Would U Go?
I have been puzzling a nasty puzzle within my mind for about six months trying to piece together why things turned out the way they did. I sorted through the past yesterday and finally realized that some people will go to great lengths to get back with the ones that left them. Would I be willing to hurt myself so bad that I couldn't walk again? No, I doubt it. I remember my first love. Ahh...don't we all and how he was made to drop me over a new truck. Yes, sad, but true. I ran into him the other day and thought how old and tired he looked. Well his momma didn't get what she wanted and he got what he wanted because he's still with the one he was with when I graduated years ago. So maybe it's true God or the fates don't answer all our prayers, but put us in the right place to accomplish more without our 'excess baggage.'

The 'how Far Would You Go' Test.
The 'HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO' test. The rules: Complete this test and send it to someone so they know what you think of them. You can also send it to them like it is to see if they will tell you what they think of you. Have fun with it! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me:

How Far Would You Go....????
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO...? Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for

How Far Would You Go...?
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO...? Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Die for me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do

How Far?
Together alone turned off the phones not even on vibrate no interruptions or worried how long will it take. Candlelights and wine? Is this simplicity fine? Or do you want a theme or more of scene of another design? If we go for simplicity Let's get the glasses and music to bring Relaxing thoughts and conversation touching hands and being patient Is this the right mood? With your wine some fruit? Finish the bottle and then your can model your unique dance moves? Laughing autographing my signature across your back and... Do you like it that way and are my fingers to stay? Do you want loosen clothes So my skin can go when the goosebumps get smooth and hot when I rub it slow? How far do you want to go? Wait? Or A lil more? You mind candlewax or do want want to relax with a hot oil massage? Yes or No? Close your eyes and let the music take you away Do you trust me, like it right here, is that okay? Because even if I measure I want

How Fast Can I Level?
After being on vacation Ive been kind of sitting around the same points level for a while. I was wondering if anyone would like to help bomb the crap out of me and see how fast I can get to level 24. Thank you in advance. :-D Love you all!! C~

How Far Have I Come..... (aka 1 Year Post Gastric Bypass)
April 27, 2008This blog was inspired by the song "How Far Weve Come" by Matchbox 20. In that song its speaks about how far people can come, it asks how a persons life would be view by others and it made me think about how far I have come in the last year.If I can back up for a second... On July 31, 2005 my life almost ended. I was rushed to the local hospital with lung failure and I fell into a coma for 4 days. My family was told I would probably not make it out of the coma. I was 674 pounds and thought to be a dead man. But I was not ready to die and God gave me another chance. I spent 59 days in the hospital and lost about 120 pounds during my recovery. I started to walk again and began my fight to regain control of my life. I decided to have a weight loss surgery and began the long process of approval from the insurance companies. One year ago on April 27, 2007 I had a Gastric Bypass Surgery (GBS) at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. I weighed 529 pounds on

How Friendly Am I?
Your Friendliness Score is 82 (Very Friendly) You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky. And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world! You can talk to people easily, and you often turn strangers into friends. You are also a good listener. You are there for your friends when they need to vent, without judgment. Overall, you have a genuine interest in people and their lives. And your friends can tell. Taking time for your friends is very important to you. And because of this, you have lots of deep and meaningful friendships. How Friendly Are You?

How Far Can You Go In Life?
by: Deanna There cannot be a heart without a soul, and there cannot be a soul without a spirit. What would our lives be like, without those simple living things? There would be no life for me, there again; how about you? You can have life in the holy spirit, living pure and free. But you will never know how to begin to live in the evils domain, and yet never will survive the death's trap! Without Christ's blood, your soul has never once lived. Confused?, yes many are too, lost turn up found, and the founded retraced their lost steps, for we spend most of our lives searching and stressing over finding loopholes in life. We sinner tend to foresee the unimaginable or the impossible, but yet we stop to see there is the answer. Sometime over the years, some unbelievers underestimate the impossible or never can figure out the solution to their problems. People think they can get away with things, by taking the easier route; But they turn up at the

How Friendly Am I?
Your Friendliness Score is 75 (Very Friendly) You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky. And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world! You can talk to people easily, and you often turn strangers into friends. You are also a good listener. You are there for your friends when they need to vent, without judgment. Overall, you have a genuine interest in people and their lives. And your friends can tell. Taking time for your friends is very important to you. And because of this, you have lots of deep and meaningful friendships. How Friendly Are You?

How Far
There's a boat, I could sail away There's the sky, I could catch a plane There's a train, there's the tracks I could leave and I could choose to not come back Oh never come back There you are, giving up the fight Here I am begging you to try Talk to me, let me in But you just put your wall back up again Oh when's it gonna end [Chorus:] How far do I have to go to make you understand I wanna make this work so much it hurts, but I just can't Keep on giving, go on living with the way things are So I'm gonna walk away And it's up to you to say how far There's a chance I could change my mind But I won't, not till you decide What you want, what you need Do you even care if I stay or leave Oh, what's it gonna be [Chorus] Out of this chair, or just across the room Halfway down the block or halfway to the moon How far do I have to go to make you understand I wanna make this work so much it hurts, but I just can't Keep on giving, go on living with the way thi

How Freaking Lovely
Rather than asking if there was a reason I hadn't spoken to someone in a month, I have been removed from a friends list.. I have been getting like 2 hours of sleep a day because of school and work.. I have BARELY been on.. I mean shit... how often have you people seen me in the mumms. I am really pissed off about this because rather than sending a damn SB to see if there was a reason.. she just removed me... someone who i used to constantly go to her blogs.. stuck up for her to the assholes on here.. all kinds of shit.. nice to know who my fucking friends are

How Fragile Life....when Confronting A Death...not Yet Passed
the night before last found me at work, as per normal...though it seemed anything but, for some as yet, unknown reason. it just felt different. this was on sunday night....and it was a night of another unexpected snowfall....when we were anticipating a week of continued warming trends...Spring et al... i was at my major work station by now...where there were a few people gathered....taking refuge as they will when they have nowhere to turn....or go... this one person...a man of 37, startd a conversation with me, and i engaged in it in response, he with his laptop and a knapsack, and a breath laced with beer. he was definitely under an influence-just not sure what at the time. through the course of this light dialogue there would be others arriving and moving on...the occasional straggler...one that h spoke with, jokingl telling him that his laptop was stolen, and he was trying to sell it...the person he was saying this to was sketchy....of a dark expression and eyes alert....i co

How Fucking Ridiculous People Are.
obviously with no way of knowing me, me placing hitler as a default would be seen as me being racist. i can live with that, i know i am not, it was just my bad taste in humour and my love for stirring up the hornets nest. but the thing that really made me pity the humanity of some people is the fact i got more complaints and shit in my shoutbox for posting bin laden. what a world we live in where a man responsible for in excess of 50 million lives lost as result of world war 2, this includes the holocaust, troops on both sides and civilians. this man is less vilified than someone who killed less than 10,000 people.

How Freakin' Vile!
Tokyo, Japan (CNN) -- The game begins with a teenage girl on a subway platform. She notices you are looking at her and asks, "Can I help you with something?" That is when you, the player, can choose your method of assault. With the click of your mouse, you can grope her and lift her skirt. Then you can follow her aboard the train, assaulting her sister and her mother. As you continue to play, "friends" join in and in a series of graphic, interactive scenes, you can corner the women, rape them again and again. The game allows you to even impregnate a girl and urge her to have an abortion. The reason behind your assault, explains the game, is that the teenage girl has accused you of molesting her on the train. The motive is revenge. When does a video game go too far? It is little wonder that the game, titled RapeLay, sparked international outrage from women's groups. Taina Bien-Aime helped yank the game off store shelves worldwide. "This was a game that had absolutely no place on

How Fuct Is This Girl?!
Hell yeahz this is just some badassedness!** She is FucT all the way **So go chk her out here on Fu and on YouTube. Leave her some mad FucT love all. iC51NerdQueen10001110101MZYouTubexFUCTx@ fubar -BKB

How Fights Get Started...
How Fights Get Started...My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started....******************************************My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And then the fight started.....******************************************Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my w

How Fuowned Should Work
SNAFu Says a Lot of Things... Today SNAFu Says: FuOWNED Fails And here's why. Its not an investment if someone buys it back from you and you only get 90% of the value. (Duh.) Fsck that. Here's how it SHOULD work. Starting Price = 10,000 FuBux Whenever someone FuBuys someone else, the price should go up by 15% So, if I'm the first person to FuBuy you, I pay 10,000 FB and you get 1,000 FB. YOUR PRICE IS NOW 11,500 FB (wow, hard eh?) Next person comes along and FuBuys you. They pay 11,500 FB. You get 1,150 FB. The previous owner gets... lets say... 10,250 FB. But what you ask happens to the other 100 FB? It gets sunk by Fubar. This way ppl can't abuse the system. If you FuOwn someone for 14 days the system will buy you out for 90% of what you paid. Oh noes. That's life. Right now its not a game. Make it an investment game and ppl might actually play it. SNAFu has spoken

How Far Would You Go For Revenge?
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

How Fights Started .......
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift ... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year! And that's how the fight started..... I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary? It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time! ... She said ... So I suggested, How about the kitchen? 'And that's when the fight started.... My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, Do you want to have sex? ''No,' she answered. I then said, Is that your final answer? She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying Yes. So I said, Then I'd like to phone a friend. And that's when the fight started.... I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $

How Far Do You Go??
VIDEO INTRODUCTION Audio elaboration of this text Not necessarily travel, though that would show extraordinary resolve and emotions. It's that emotional drive I want to know about and why? And for what and for whom would you go to near-sacrificing ends, if not a SUB. If you're a SUB, to what point would you be that servant whose only interests is to be an extension of my will and pleasure? We will be doing more than role playing-recreation. We will be creating a 'community' of passionately and sensually bonded souls. Our community may be for those of us not local to each other but only in a virtual mode until we have our convenings at a resort. For those local, we will be doing our labors-of-foreplay in our exertions of complimentary assistance in building a physical 'village' in which we may have our celebrations of those suggestive and teasing foreplays we had during the labors of the day as we release the last bits of energy of our bodies and imaginations in all

How Guys "screw Up" First Dates...
How Guys "Screw Up" First Dates... -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >Are you interested in becoming a MASTER of meeting and attracting women? Would you like to learn how to approach women, get numbers, get dates, and take things to a "physical" level without rejection? Then go and check THIS out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ I get a lot of guys who write in to ask me how to behave around women. Many of those questions focus on the first meeting or the first date. I thought I'd devote one entire newsletter to a concept that I feel is VITAL to understand if you're wondering how to behave around a woman you've just met. A MISTAKE ALMOST EVERY GUY MAKES.

How Girlie Are You?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You?

How Good A Kisser Are You
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!Are You a Good Kisser?

How Ghetto Are You?
53% Ghetto ...Ghetto! When it comes to your sexuality you are ghetto. You may have probably done something really ridiculous in the past in order to guarantee yourself sex later. Also, you don’t have the highest standards in the world. 'How sexually ghetto are you?' at QuizUniverse.com

How Good Do You Kiss?
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatRomantic Kisser100%Yippy Ki Yay!75%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for38%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

How Good Are You
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God83%A Slave To BDSM78%A Romantic63%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Good Of Kisser Are You
1 Its all about the technique Nope Yes Maam 2 When first kissing you touch the cheek and slowly pull partner toward you Nope Yes Maam 3 One kiss leads to many kisses Nope Yes Maam 4 You enjoy gentle kisses on the lips Nope Yes Maam 5 Gaze at your partner Nope Yes Maam 6 The best place to kiss is behind closed doors Nope Yes Maam 7 You think kissing is slobbery and messy Nope Yes Maam 8 When first kissing you grab and yank Nope Yes Maam 9 When kissing you think about getting hotter Nope Yes Maam 10 Violent tongue action is the way to go Nope Yes Maam 11 You like to alter the speed when kissing Nope Yes Maam 12 You like to french kiss Nope Yes Maam

How Girlie Are You??? I Think Guys Should Do This Too Lol
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You?

How Good Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM60%A Romantic55%Virgin55%Sex God50%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How 2 Get A Flat Tummy
HOW TO GET A FLAT TUMMY A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check Out the new free AIM(R) Mail -- 2 GB of storage and industry-leading spam and email virus protection.

How Good Are You In Bed??
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God98%A Slave To BDSM93%A Romantic63%Virgin18%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Good Are You In Bed?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good Are You In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good In Bed Are You
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good I Am In Bed.
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good Are You
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

How Good Do U Kiss?
You scored as Yippy Ki Yay!. Its good to experiment with kissing. Youve about perfected the art of kissing. Its fun to do! For those of you who didnt know, some studies show the bigger the lips the better the kisser. Just remember gentle kisses on the lips, and some tongue, and altering the speed etc., can feel really good too. Here some helpful tips: 1. be ready 2. no smoking 3. start out slow 4. up intensity *for romantic kissing touch the cheek *touch the neck and go down toward back to heat things up 5. develop a rythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands *holding or other 8. experiment 9. respond to partner 10. repeat!Yippy Ki Yay!75%Romantic Kisser63%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for31%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

How Good Do U Kiss
You scored as Yippy Ki Yay!. Its good to experiment with kissing. Youve about perfected the art of kissing. Its fun to do! For those of you who didnt know, some studies show the bigger the lips the better the kisser. Just remember gentle kisses on the lips, and some tongue, and altering the speed etc., can feel really good too. Here some helpful tips: 1. be ready 2. no smoking 3. start out slow 4. up intensity *for romantic kissing touch the cheek *touch the neck and go down toward back to heat things up 5. develop a rythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands *holding or other 8. experiment 9. respond to partner 10. repeat!Yippy Ki Yay!81%Romantic Kisser75%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for38%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

How Good Of A Kisser Are You?
You scored as You are like the best kisser ever. You are the best kisser alive!You are like the best kisser ever92%So-so42%Worst kisser ever!0%How GOOD of a kisser are you??created with QuizFarm.com

How Good A Cook Are You?
You Are an Excellent Cook You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning. It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

How Gullible Are We?
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: 1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting 2. It is a major component in acid rain 3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state 4. Accidental inhalation can kill you 5. It contributes to erosion 6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes 7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion

How Good Are In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Guys Choose A Wife
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save f

How Good Are You Really?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Government Programs Work!! (priceless!!)
Subject: The Night Watchman Just in case you don't understand how a "Government" program works, here is a perfect example: The Night Watchman Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person at $18,000 a year for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions for $22,000, and one person to do time studies for an additional $22,000 per year. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly? So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies for $31,000 and one to write the reports for an additional $31,000 per year. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following posi

How Good Are Your Eyes
How good are your eyes? Can you find the C? Good luck - good for the brain! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999

How Great It Feels
How great it feels There have been times when you've experienced how great it feels to be productive and creative and effective. There is no feeling that can match it. What could you do today to bring that delightful, satisfying feeling into your life? Look at the world with eyes that see opportunities for making a real and substantial difference. Even the most mundane chore can become a joy when you remind yourself that you're making an important positive contribution. Even the most difficult challenges can be truly exhilarating when you appreciate the opportunities they provide to create value. This moment is your time to make things happen. This day is yours for moving forward. There is never any shortage of work to be done. There are always opportunities for putting your skills, your knowledge, your passion and your unique gifts to work. Ever since you were a child, you've known how great it feels to put your time and your energy to productive use. Right now is your

How Good Am I In The Bed?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good Is It?
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. Now -- what were you thinking ? Yeah i know..all the dirty minds trying to get past mine

How Good In Bed Are You ???
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good In Bed Are You?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Great Love Can Be?
Where do we begin to tell the story of how great love can be? (NOTE: "I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry"!!! Just maybe they should release the poor animal and let it live out its life at sea where it BELONGS!!/Bill) In Italy, for starters, where keepers at the Oltremare water park in Riccione say their dolphin is dying of a broken heart, the Times of London reports. The dolphin, Mary G, was found two years ago in the Adriatic Sea and nursed to health by trainer Tamara Monti. The trainer was recently murdered by a neighbor who couldn't stand her barking dogs, and Mary G hasn't been the same. Since her trainer's death, Mary G has refused her meals — milk and squid — and dropped 110 pounds. The water park's director, Leandro Stanzani, is appealing for international help to save the dolphin that, he says, is "dying of a broken heart." "The relationship between a dolphin and its trainer is always special, but this time it was especially close," he said. "T

How Good Are You In Bed Test (pats Self On Back)
You scored as Wow..Sex God!. Keep up the good work, maybe we'll meet sometime and have some awesome sex hahahaWow..Sex God!80%Youre A Romantic75%Youre a Kinky bastard50%Minute Man25%Virgin10%How are you doing in bed?created with QuizFarm.com

How Good R U
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

How Goth Are You?
How Goth Are You? Oh my goth!... you are so goth that probably people check your pulse when you sleep... Congratulations brother! (or sister... what the...) Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

How Good Do You Kiss
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatRomantic Kisser88%Yippy Ki Yay!81%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for44%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

How Good I Am In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God80%A Romantic43%Virgin33%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Girly Are You?
You Are 68% Girly You're a pretty girly chick, and you're not ashamed to admit it (or wear pink). But you're also practical. You can hang with the guys, as long as they're not too gross! How Girly Are You?

How Good Are You In Bed?
How good are you in bed?MindblowerYou love to enjoy new things and give your partner what they want, when they want it and how they want it! Lucky you! lucky lover! Can I have your # lolHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

How Good Is Your Optical Eyesite?????
Read out loud the text inside the triangle below. More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and... if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice! Sorry, look again.

How Greatful Are You...
I love my mom (of coarse), and can't help but feel bad that I wont be able to do anything w/ her this day. But, I'm glad she understands that finishing this last semester for me in more important than this holiday. After all, can't Mother's Day be a day to be celebrated w/ your mom anytime of the year? Anyways, how grateful are you for your mom? This is just a shout out to show that you love her. Thank you and enjoy your day. Remo

How Gay Are We?
This is a new thing to me....but is our main focus of life these days becoming a cherry fuckin ninja...or uber cherry... You guys need to roll outta the house and see the marble. HAHAHAHAH fuckin cherry.....its fun and all for like 5 min...after that you are no longer an uber cherry...you are an uber douche bag! much love

How Good In Bed?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good Are You In Bed?
how good are you in bed?!?!?WOW!!!prude doesnt even come to mind with you. you know how to flirt and other girls envy you because of it. good luck keeping a boyfriend.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

How Gentle
How gentle are we rising easy as eyes in sockets turning intimate the hardness: jaw upon jaw, forehead warm upon forehead kisses quick as breaths, without volition Love: I am luminous careless as love's breathing fluorescent glowing the fine warm veins and bones your weight, the sky lowered suddenly I am loved: a message clanging of a bell in silence you are quickened with surprise our horizons surrender to walls Are we wearing out our skins' defenses? -- turning to silk, texture of flashy airy surfaces scant as breaths? I am loved: the noon slides gently suddenly upon us to wake us

How Good Am I At Sex? Lmao
You r excellent Your partner is so happy with your sex life. They think its amazing they crave you sexual techniques. You guys have sex almost everynight. They want you almost every Hour. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

How Good Are You?
You scored as Sex God, You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God78% A Romantic70% A Slave To BDSM60% Virgin28% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Green Are You?
You Are Grass Green Down to earth and a bit of a hippie, you are very into nature and the outdoors. You accept the world and people as they are. You don't try to change things. You are also very comfortable with yourself, flaws and all. Optimistic about the future, you feel like life is always getting better. What Color Green Are You?

How "green" Is Your Candidate????
Check it out..... JOE BIDEN: HILLARY CLINTON: CHRIS DODD: JOHN EDWARDS: MIKE GRAVEL: DENNIS KUCINICH: BARACK OBAMA: BILL RICHARDSON: NOTE: This blog is subject to change as more candidates are throwing their hats into the ring....

How Good Am I?
You Are 28% Good You try to do the right thing, but only when it works out in your favor anyway. You're not exactly evil or without ethics, but you could be going down a pretty dark path. You probably have good intentions. You've just gotten comfortable with acting the way you do. Knowing the difference between good and bad is half the battle. Acting like a good person is the hard part. You are also probably: A bit jaded and cynical about life's rules Right now you are on track to being: A petty criminal To be a better person: Help a friend in need, without being asked How Good Are You?

How Girlz Rate Guyz
How Girlz rate Guyz? Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you: ************************************************ % just a friend % Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??" Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??" Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ). ************************************************ % Good Friend % You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using y

How Good Is This?
A good friend of mine said to me today " you are beautiful outside and in, amazingly beautiful, smart and funny ( and naughty when you need to be ;) )... what else could anyone need to see you as sexy?" It doesn't get much better than this.

How Good In Bed Are U
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Good Is Greed?
OK LET ME FIRST START OFF BY SAYING THIS IS MORE OF A RANT THAN A BLOG...SO BEAR WITH ME HERE I'VE NOTICED AN ABUNDANCE OF PEOPLE ON FUBAR IN THE UPPER LEVELS 20-25 ASKING PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY ON THEM SO THAT THEY CAN LEVEL UP AND GET POINTS AND FU-BUCKS AND WHATEVER. BUT WHERE IS THE RETURN ON THIS INVESTMENT...A SHOUT OUT ON YOUR BLAST THAT SOMEBODY ELSE BOUGHT YOU?...HOW ABOUT RETURNING THE FAVOR YOU GREEDY LITTLE BRAT (TO ALL WHO THIS APPLIES TO) THESE GREEDY BITCHES TAKE ABSOLUTE PRIDE IN HAVING EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM AND RETURNING NOTHING!!! SO TO ALL THE GOLD DIGGERS OUT THERE....I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!! I WILL NOT RATE YOU...COMMENT YOU...OR GIVE YOU ANY KIND OF ATTENTION WHATSOEVER. I CAN NO LONGER CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR TITS...AND THATS ANOTHER THING...SOME DAY YOUR TITS ARE GOING TO CEASE BEING YOUR MEAL TICKET AND YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER A) DEVELOP A MUCH NICER DISPOSITION AND PERSONALITY...OR B)TAKE YOUR BODY TO THE CHEAP STREETS TO GET BY ON WHATS

How Ghetto Are You
GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS JUST HOW GHETTO IS U?? 1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points) 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points) 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points) 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each) 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 10 If you ref

How Good Am I
You Are 52% Good You are a fairly good person. You strive to live a moral life whenever possible. You are usually kind, generous, and loyal. However, you do have a dark side that even you may not see. When it comes down to ethical decisions, you tend to take the path of least resistance. So you may end up lying, cheating, or engaging in other bad behavior... because it's just easier to do so. You are also probably: Conflicted and confused about the current course of your life Right now you are on track to being: A slightly crooked politician To be a better person: Break one bad habit - whether it's telling white lies or spending too much money. How Good Are You?

How Guys Fall In Love With Girls........
Why guys fall in love with girls. Dont break this; its so sweet! : ) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The

How Gullible Are We?
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26th. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists spreading fear of everything around us. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control over or the the total elimination of the chemical dihydrogen monoxide. And for plenty of good reasons, since it can: 1. Cause excessive sweating and vomiting. 2. It is a major component in acid rain. 3. It can cause sever burns when in its gaseous state. 4. Accidental inhalation can kill you. 5. It contributes to erosion. 6. It decreases the effectiveness of automobile brakes. 7. In has been found in the tumors of terminal cancer patiants. He asked fifty people if they would support a ban on the chemical. Forty three said yes, six wer undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water (H2O). The title of his prize winning project was, "How gullible are we?". He feels the co

How Good Are You??
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

How Good Are You In Bed
How good are you in bed Body: HAVE FUN AND DON'T LIE!! ;) Above75 means you're shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means you're amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if

How Good R U In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Gross
how the hell does anyone find sarah jessica parker attractive.....eeeeewwwwwwwwwww........she looks like shit.......like peter griffin said"she looks like a foot".and i saw her today on tv and she looks like a foot..she always has.she's nasty and i bet she smells like a foot too......it's unreal anyone would put their peter into that.......eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

How Good Are You?
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

" How Guys Fall In Love With Girls"
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour late

How Good Of A Kisser I Am
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

How Go's It
Just thought I would send you guys a note to let you know how things are going here. On Monday, we got measured up for our Desert Camo uniforms and then we sat through a whole day of briefings. Very informative, but many of them were directed more towards folks with wives (or husbands) and small children. The actual training briefs were very interesting, though....and gave me some insite on what I should expect when we report to Ft. Jackson in April. Looks like the Army is going to put us all through a mini boot camp again. Also looks like I'll be learning hand-to-hand combat as well as learning how to clear buildings as part of a sweeper team. Not sure if I'll really be doing THAT when I get over there, but I guess we all have to learn it anyway. Lots of Physical training (of course), so I'm steeling myself for the fact that the Army is gonna run our sorry Navy asses into the ground! haha. Who would have thought that when I joined the NAVY all those years ago that I would

How Good Would That Be
How good would that be I'm the cosmic enclosure fighting against the exposure I could give a damn if I ever see light again I just need you to warm me sheild the storms for me and I'll be damned if I let them damn me again sticks and stones broke my bones teeth cut me like no knife could If I could get rid of their foul breath breathing down my neck U know I would How good would that be JSDEUEL Copyright 2008

How Good Are You?
You Are 68% Good You are a good person. You do the best you can to be ethical, fair, and moral. And as you know, being a good person means making hard decisions... and following them through. If you're confronted with an ethical dilemma, you will usually do the right thing. Of course you do slip up. No one's perfect. But you do your best to correct your missteps. You are also probably: incredibly honest, especially with yourself Right now you are on track to being: A respected leader To be a better person: Be kind to someone who is not very kind to you How Good Are You?

How Great Is This!!! :)
Let me say thank you once again for all the prayers from everyone for my cousins last month. Their recovery is amazing and is nothing short of a miracle!!! Here are pictures of Cameron and Carson in the hospital just before they were released. I wanted to show you what your prayers helped to heal. :) My niece is in a couple too. :) Meet Cameron. She is 8 years old and was the one in the front passenger seat of the vehicle. No seat belt and the air bag deployed after being hit on the passenger side of the car. Here is Carson. He is the 6 year old that was in the back seat on the passenger side of the vehicle. No seat belt. Here are both of them. Cameron and Carson!! Love the smiles!!! This is my niece Alyssa with Cameron. This is Carson and Alyssa. Thank you everyone for all of your prayers and thoughts. I know these children survived and healed quickly because of all of the love that was shown their way!! They had Angels

How God Selects Mothers
Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures and a couple by habit. This year, nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how mothers of handicapped children are chosen? Somehow, I visualize God hovering over earth selecting His instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As He observes, He instructs His angels to make notes in a giant ledger. "Armstrong, Beth, son. Patron saint, Matthew. "Forrest, Marjorie, daughter. Patron saint, Cecelia. "Rudledge, Carrie, twins. Patron saint...give her Gerard, He's used to profanity." Finally, He passes a name to an angel and smiles, "Give her a handicapped child." The angel is curious. "Why this one, God? She's so happy." "Exactly," smiles God. "Could I give a handicapped child a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel." "But has she patience?" asks the angel. "I don't want her to have too much patience or s

How Great It Feels
How great it feels This is a day to get things done. Make a list, and get started checking off the items as you complete them. The most effective power you can have is power over your own actions. Instead of hoping or plotting to gain power over others, make use of the power you already have over yourself. Identify a difficult situation and get to work untangling it. Choose a compelling possibility and make progress toward bringing it to life. This is a dynamic moment that responds to your input. Put thoughtful, positive effort into it and you get valuable, meaningful rewards out of it. Leave it to others to do the complaining, blaming, fretting and worrying. Focus your efforts on positive pursuits that will make a real difference. The best way you can spend this day is in getting something accomplished. Get positive, get busy and truly enjoy how great it feels. -- Ralph Marston

How Great It Feels
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 How great it feels This is a day to get things done. Make a list, and get started checking off the items as you complete them. The most effective power you can have is power over your own actions. Instead of hoping or plotting to gain power over others, make use of the power you already have over yourself. Identify a difficult situation and get to work untangling it. Choose a compelling possibility and make progress toward bringing it to life. This is a dynamic moment that responds to your input. Put thoughtful, positive effort into it and you get valuable, meaningful rewards out of it. Leave it to others to do the complaining, blaming, fretting and worrying. Focus your efforts on positive pursuits that will make a real difference. The best way you can spend this day is in getting something accomplished. Get positive, get busy and truly enjoy how great it feels. -- Ralph Marston

How Ghetto Are You
I scored a 90 on this How ghetto is you? >> >> >> >> GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS. >> >> >> >> >> 1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. >>(10 points) >> >> >> >> 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. >> (5 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) >> >> >> >> 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. >> (3 points for each) >> >> >> >> 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. >>(2 points) >> >> >> >> 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got >>tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go >>seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. >

How Good Of A Kisser Are U..?
Go to that link and see if your a good kisser! http://www.links2love.com/quizzes/fun_kissing_quiz.htm Your score is: 17 (14-19 points) Good style! Your kissing personality is one of fun and romance. You are sponaneous and likely a talented kisser. That was my Score not bad for ole FART! HA HA HA

How Girlish/boyish Are You?
You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

How Green I Am.
Your Life is 52% Green Your life is pretty green - and you know a lot about how to live an eco friendly life. So congratulate yourself for being good to the earth. And maybe think about implementing some of the ideas from this quiz! How Green Is Your Life?

How Good Am I?
You Are 64% Good You are a good person. You do the best you can to be ethical, fair, and moral. And as you know, being a good person means making hard decisions... and following them through. If you're confronted with an ethical dilemma, you will usually do the right thing. Of course you do slip up. No one's perfect. But you do your best to correct your missteps. You are also probably: incredibly honest, especially with yourself Right now you are on track to being: A respected leader To be a better person: Be kind to someone who is not very kind to you How Good Are You?

How Great Is His Name
Here to bow down Here to die Here I am Lord Hear my cry Eagles fly The sun rises day to day Yet, only the Lord is everlasting Everyday as I yield My flesh to Jesus His life is made manifest through my life He is the same Yesterday, today and forever more. Don’t you hear His voice? The Lord is King Great is His name His mercies fall like the rain. The Lord’s promises are sure His Rock my foundation Will not the people of God stand upon His name? His love is amazing His blood spilled down that tree For you, and for me Won’t you sing? Sing, Great is His name The Lord is everlasting Forever, and Ever May the name of the Lord Be praised. Blessed assurance How sweet the sound Your grace rings in my ears Your sheep hear Your voice As You speak to them Minister to Your sheep Lord By Your Spirit To Your glory For Your name The Promise of the Great I am. Written by Pastor Dave

How Good Are You?
You Are 56% Good You are a fairly good person. You strive to live a moral life whenever possible. You are usually kind, generous, and loyal. However, you do have a dark side that even you may not see. When it comes down to ethical decisions, you tend to take the path of least resistance. So you may end up lying, cheating, or engaging in other bad behavior... because it's just easier to do so. You are also probably: Conflicted and confused about the current course of your life Right now you are on track to being: A slightly crooked politician To be a better person: Break one bad habit - whether it's telling white lies or spending too much money. How Good Are You?

How Government Works
How Government Works;Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer. Then hired two people.Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Offic

How Government Spending Hurts National Security
America is one of the strongest, wealthiest and freest nations onearth; she is largely in control of her own fate. Therefore, any realthreat against America will likely come from within. Today, one of themain internal threats is crushing government debt. Few things can march a great power down the road of decline fasterthan irresponsible economic policies. Current estimatesof our national debt exceed $7 trillion -- $22,000 per person -- afigure likely to increase by $9 trillion over the next decade. Unlike in times past when the nation was saddled with exorbitantdeficits, today's imbalance is long-term and will heavily burdenfuture generations. And this financial shortfall will wreak havoc onour national security. That's because the more money we commit toever-expanding big-government programs, the less we have for defense.The U.S. military might be unable to protect a sea lane vital to tradeand military supply lines. We might be unable to suppress an enemyregime that launches a terro

~how Good In Bed Are You?~
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

How Great Is Our God...
TO GET SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD,YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING YOU NEVER DID.. WHEN GOD TAKES SOMETHING FROM YOUR GRASP,HES NOT PUNISHING YOU,BUT MERELYOPENING YOUR HANDS TO RECIEVE SOMETHING BETTER.. THE WILL OF GOD WILL NEVER TAKE YOU WHERE THE GRACE OF GOD WILL NOT PROTECT YOU...

How Guph Visited The Whimsies
WORD COUNT: 8,004 Ok, so I didn’t get any words of my latest magnum opus “Refugees From The Emerald City” typed out yesterday (so what you’re seeing is my word count as of Thursday), but on my day off I found myself busier – in the sense of spending more time with my family busy – than I normally do on days I work! But I guess no one here can relate to that, can they? While we had pot roast cooking in our crock pot last night, shortly after I got home so Mary could go to work just after I’d dropped Martha off – and I love the audacity of this – and run a few errands SHE ASKED ME TO DO, then asks me when I picked her up why I wasn’t home “early enough” for Mary to get to work on time. I seem to have forgotten some parts of town require thirty-five minutes to get to … but now that I’ve said it, I’ll let it drop. Yesterday (and I am kicking myself for this) Sarah and Jeffrey didn’t

How Globalism Has Destroyed Our Jobs, Businesses And National Wealth In 10 Easy Steps (repost)
July 14, 2011 Print Version By Michael Snyder - BLN Contributing Writer As most Americans stand around waiting for the U.S. economy to return to “normal”, there is a never ending parade of jobs, businesses and wealth heading out of the United States. The jobs and businesses that are leaving are gone for good and will not be coming back. This is causing unemployment to soar and government debt to skyrocket but our politicians are doing nothing about it. Instead, politicians from both parties keep insisting that they will solve all of our problems if we will just give them our votes. Meanwhile, American families continue to fill up their shopping carts with cheap plastic crap made on the other side of the world. Globalism is slowly destroying the greatest economic machine that the world has ever seen and most Americans don’t even realize it. Today, the U.S. government has surrendered massive amounts of economic sovereignty to global organization

How Hugs Turn To Handshakes
Our first touch was a handshake. We became freinds. We grew closer and closer. Dinner and movies became constant. Our second touch was a hug. Our passion left us with a regret. We grew apart. Attempts to regain what was lost have failed. Our last touch was a handshake.

How Horny Are You???
You scored as Normal Horny. You're normal horny. You're like most people. You get aroused but only when you should, for the most part. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Normal Horny75%Not horny69%A little horny69%Very horny31%Super Horny13%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Honest Are You
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?

How Honest I Am
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?

How Honest Am I?
You Are Somewhat Honest You do tend to tell the truth a lot But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!How Honest Are You?

How Honest Are You?
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?

How Hot R U
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100%Soft75%Wet63%Sweet50%Exciting50%Violent25%Shy25%Awkward6%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

How Horny Are You?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny88%Normal Horny75%A little horny44%Not horny25%Super Horny25%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Happy Are You?
You Are 68% Happy You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world. Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up. How Happy Are You?

How Horny Am I?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny100%Super Horny75%Normal Horny75%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Happy Are U?
You Are 60% Happy You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments. You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed. How Happy Are You?

How Horny Are You?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94%Super Horny75%Normal Horny75%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Horny Am I ?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny100%Super Horny94%Normal Horny75%A little horny50%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Horny Are You?
~You have to penetrate a woman’s defenses. Getting into her head is a prerequisite to getting into her body” 1. Understand That What Turns You On Isn’t Necessarily What Turns Her On Women do get turned on via their eyes; however, your favorite porn movie probably isn’t going to do the trick. Porn is still made, by and large, for men. Want to know what turns her on? Take a look through her magazines and books, think back over the movies she insisted on seeing, and you’ll get a good idea of what she likes to think about when she wants to get in the mood. Does she have any erotic literature hidden away? Read through it when she’s not around and get a good idea of its tone and feel so you can surprise her with a new book along the same vein. Don’t admit you’ve been digging through her private stuff, just tell her that a friend told you this new book really turned his girlfriend on when he read to her from it and see if she’s game to having you do the same. 2. Talk to Her A

How Horny Are You?
You scored as A little horny. You're a little horny. It takes a lot to get you aroused though it will be all the more enjoyable when you do. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!A little horny75%Very horny44%Not horny25%Normal Horny19%Super Horny19%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Honest Are You?
I usually try to warn people, "If you can't handle an answer that you don't like, please please do not ask me." Famous story told on me by friends: One of my friend's wives asked if the jeans made her butt look big. My unthinkingly honest assessment (followed quickly by an apology (sigh)) was, "No your butt makes your butt look big, the jeans just compact it." You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand!How Honest Are You?

How Horny R U?
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny100%Very horny81%Normal Horny75%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot I Am
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Hot Are You? MY RESULT:Scorching Hot 101 degrees and no relief in sight. (No relief from your sexiness, we mean.) You’re definitely hot. Plus, you love to have fun, and you’re way open to weird, exciting new experiences. And, you don’t get too carried away with yourself – as celestially hot as you are, you’re still pretty down to earth. Anyone would be lucky to know you, let alone get close enough feel some of that heat. Take This Quiz!

How Hot Is Kiwistarr
Okay. Im spoiling you guys here. Giving you the link to the hottest girl on Cherrytap. If she wasnt married id move to the US, and live in her bed. So if you love me, love her too, you wont regret it. kiwistarr@ CherryTAP P.S. She is hosting a contest (yeah, im in it, groan) Go, look and vote for your fave, if its me even better *rolls eyes*. I voted for Rainbowfuckingbright as she is perfection.

How Honest R U??
You Are 100% Brutally Honest The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You? i tell it like it is, no suger coating,, just the truth.

How Horny Are You?
cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94%Super Horny56%Normal Horny56%Not horny31%A little horny25%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Horny Are You
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny88%Very horny75%A little horny75%Normal Horny69%Not horny50%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Horny Are You
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny94%Very horny88%Normal Horny75%A little horny38%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com I'm back to believing in these quizzes again!! LOL

How Horny Are You
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94%Normal Horny94%Not horny75%Super Horny63%A little horny50%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Hot Are You? MY RESULT:Uncomfortably Hot 90 degrees and humid. Um, in a sexy way. Hanging out with you is like spending a day at the beach – it’s fun, exciting and inviting, and there’s bound to be some good views. Plus, you’re a crowd favorite – there’s a ton of people who like you and want to be with you. (If you haven’t found all those people yet, be patient – they’re out there.) Keep it up! With your great attitude and total hotness, you’re bound to keep ‘em coming back. Take This Quiz!

How Honest Are You?
How Honest Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 58% which makes you Mostly HonestYou are mostly honest. You can occasioally stray from the truth but its mostly minor stuff and often for good reasons. Not to worry, too much honestly can be bad for you.Find out how honest you are at Quizopolis.com

How Hot ....
OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

How Horny Are You?
You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER. you're the horniest mofo i ever met.UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER90%SEMI-HORNY BASTARD70%pretty damn horny...70%Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!50%not that horny20%anti-horny5%How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

How Honest Can You Be?
Have you ever cheated on someone? NO Had a one night stand? YES Have you ever done something sexual with someone of the same sex? NOT YET If so would you do it again? WELL IF I LIKE IT I WILL Have you ever lied to someone you know for no good reason? YES Have you ever had sex with your best friends g/f or b/f? GUESS THAT WOULD BE A YES BUT A LONG STORY What is one thing someone would be shocked to know about u? LOVE PORN/WORKED AS A PHONE SEX OPERATOR What is the wildest thing you have done? HAD SEX OUTSIDE WITH PEOPLE WATCHIN What is something you regret? LOL THE 1ST GUY I SLEPT WITH Who is one person you want to sleep with if you could? THATS EASY MR.MARCUS Giving or recieving? BOTH Top or bottom? TOP Ever fake it? UNFORTANTLY YES Do you please yourself? UMM OF COURSE Have you been honest answering this? YES Repost with your answers on it......

How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are Pretty Happy You generally have a happy, fulfilling life. But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career. Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is! How Happy Are You, Really?

How Horney Are You
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny75%Super Horny75%Normal Horny50%A little horny38%Not horny13%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot Am I????
You Are More Mild Than Wild You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are. Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. Are You Hot?

How Honest Am I?????
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?

How Hot Am I??
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

How Hot R U?
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

How Hot Am I?
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

How Hard Is To Take No For An Answer
I am at my office doing paperwork and i get yet another yahoo message...oh by the way the ass from last time left me a message apologizing....go figure...anywho....it is a friends request...i am like ok ...kool....this is what happened next.... ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:15:17 PM): hi swttxred (3/25/2007 1:15:25 PM): hello ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:15:36 PM): how are you ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:16:02 PM): speak lady swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:08 PM): fine and you ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:16:12 PM): good ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:16:18 PM): web cam open swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:20 PM): who is this swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:21 PM): no swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:25 PM): at the office ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:16:40 PM): you beautiful swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:45 PM): thank you ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:16:47 PM): dick show swttxred (3/25/2007 1:16:57 PM): excuse me ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:17:06 PM): l am dick show swttxred (3/25/2007 1:17:13 PM): ok ufukbatman (3/25/2007 1:17:23 PM): you

How Horny Am I?
You scored as pretty damn horny.... you're horny like every avg. personpretty damn horny...90%UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80%SEMI-HORNY BASTARD70%not that horny60%Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!30%anti-horny0%How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

How Have I Lived Without You ...
Without you, how have I lived, How have I lived without you.. I spent the nights with your memories, The moonlight talks to me about you, My nights are lonely without you, My days are unlike days, A lonely body, a lonely soul, my eyes remain wet, Just come before me now, For there is no life without you. My eyes lay unto the road you left by, In the hope of finding you somewhere by mistake, I cannot forget the talks with you, Every moment, there are tears in my eyes, Why should I continue breathing, why should I live, Since life is becoming unpleasant, You became unfaithful, do give me the reason why. How have I lived without you .

How Have I Lived?
(this was sent and written to me by a very special person... HOPE THAT IT TOUCHES U AS MUCH AS IT DID ME) ********************************************** Without you, how have I lived, How have I lived without you.. I spent the nights with your memories, The moonlight talks to me about you, My nights are lonely without you, My days are unlike days, A lonely body, a lonely soul, my eyes remain wet, Just come before me now, For there is no life without you. My eyes lay unto the road you left by, In the hope of finding you somewhere by mistake, I cannot forget the talks with you, Every moment, there are tears in my eyes, Why should I continue breathing, why should I live, Since life is becoming unpleasant, You became unfaithful, do give me the reason why. How have I lived without you ...

How Horny
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny100%Super Horny75%Normal Horny50%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot Am I?????
This is the SEXY test. Who has the guts to fill it out Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No

How Happy Are You, Really
You Are Very Happy Your life is totally together, and you enjoy every day. And you don't need a quiz to tell you that! You know how to find pleasure in the little things... And even when life isn't so great, you have a good sense of perspective.How Happy Are You, Really?

How Hot Are You ??
bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Hot Are You? MY RESULT:3rd-Degree Burns Hot Intense, fiery heat that could land someone in the emergency room if they’re not careful. Daaaaamn, you got some heat. It’s the kind of heat that begs for air conditioning. The kind of heat that weathermen warn you about and your mom won’t let you go outside in unless you’re wearing sunscreen and a wide-brimmed hat. How’d you get so hot? Well, it’s probably your hot attitude, your semi-filthy mind, your love to party and your sexy sense of adventure. Or it could just be a faulty thermostat. Either way, yowza!! Take This Quiz!

How Horny Are You After All?
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny94%Morning horny94%Day horny67%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

How High Up The Sex Mountain Are You?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE!!! You scored as At the top.. Yup, you've climbed Sex Mountain to the top. You know how to give it good, and receive it even better! Lucky you!At the top.83%Somewhere in the middle.67%At the bottom.0%How high are you up Sex Mountain?created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot Are Your Kisses
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are Very Happy Your life is totally together, and you enjoy every day. And you don't need a quiz to tell you that! You know how to find pleasure in the little things... And even when life isn't so great, you have a good sense of perspective. How Happy Are You, Really?

How Horny R U
You scored as Day horny. You get horny during the daytime. Evenings and mornings are bed time... for sleeping, that is. You like to have it at the same time you are having your daily activities. You may want do it anywhere: workplace, school, in bus, train, after returning home. But your companion might not want to do it the daytime, but leave the cherry of the cake for more sacred time.Night horny100%Morning horny100%Day horny100%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

How Happy Are You ?
You Are 60% Happy You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments. You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed. How Happy Are You?

How Hellish Are You Sexually?
Neskia, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > HELL LEVEL 3 There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

How Hellish Pet Is Sexually,,,
, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > HELL LEVEL 2 You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms. Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames. AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life. My test tracked 1 variable How you compare

How Hot Are You?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Hot Are You? MY RESULT:Someone-Call-911 Hot Emergency hot. Burned-alive hot. Kid, you got some fire power. This is the absolute hottest you can be. In fact, some might even consider it too hot. Not us. We can’t get enough of you. You might want to rein some of it in, though, in certain situations – like job interviews, court appearances, visits to Grandma, and, of course, the odd visit to industrial meat freezers. When you got that heat, flaunt it, but there’s no reason to spoil a bunch of perfectly good beef. Take This Quiz! hard to see the results? ill paste mine here: Emergency hot. Burned-alive hot. Kid, you got some fire power. This is the absolute hottest you can be. In fact, some might e

How Horny Are You?
You are 69% horny! You have a normal level of horniness and is about average and though u might think that ur a super horny creature, u'r actually not. So enjoy it!How horny are you?Make a Quiz

How Horny Are You?
You are 79% horny! You have a normal level of horniness and is about average and though u might think that ur a super horny creature, u'r actually not. So enjoy it!How horny are you?Make a Quiz

How Happy Am I?
Merritt, currently your happiness baseline is 94, which is higher than 98 percent of the other people who took The Happiness Test. What this baseline means is that, taking both your high and low moods into account, your range of happiness, tends to be around this level. As most of us know from first-hand experience, happiness is a changeable thing. In fact, you've probably felt your own overall happiness level shift from year to year, month to month, or even day to day. It's natural to experience highs and lows at different moments in your life. If you expect to feel the happiest of happy all of the time, you'll probably be disappointed. However, you can strive to elevate your baseline of happiness, so that the lows you experience are not as low, and the highs you experience are even higher. A person's overall level of happiness is more consistent than an individual mood or passing feeling. Your baseline for happiness provides a kind of foundation for your emotions and

~how Horny Am I.,,,,,~
You scored as Very horny, You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94% Normal Horny63% Super Horny50% A little horny25% Not horny0% How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot Are Your Kisses Quiz!
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

How Hard Is It?
How hard is it to really find someone? You spend a lot of time looking for that perfect person. Just when you think you might have found them you realize you were totally wrong. Anyone have any thoughts on this?

How Horny Are You
You scored as Very Horny, You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very Horny75% Extremely Horny69% The Horniest56% Normal Horny56% Super Horny56% A Little Horny31% Not Horny25% How Horny are you? V.2 (With Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hot Am I???
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

How Hard It Is
how hard is it to love someone not for what they can give you but for themselves and what they mean to you how hard is to live life instead of watching it pass you by how hard is to give everything of yourself and ask nothing in return how hard is to be true to yourself and no longer lie to yourself everyday because it is not alright to give up on yourself, or your life many people pulled the strings in my life and they have been cut from me and my life i no longer want strings attached i want a partner to through this sometimes tragic life someone to hold me through the long nights and someone to stand beside me through the tiredsome days someone to be a parent with and welcome into my world someone to help me spread my wings and fly instead of cut me down to size someone to see the real me and you do and now it is up to you my love my heart aches for pain caused in the past but i hope i do not have to pay the price but get the prize of you in my life inst

How Honest R U
You Are 60% Brutally Honest Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.How Brutally Honest Are You?

How He .....
he wants me to himself to fill with extacy. As he caress my legs, thys, and hips w/ his strong hands also kissing my lips. My clit is waiting for submission.his Big dick is like got damn girl "let me in"!! You got me in all positions, up and down, side to side. You know I like the way your dick glide in this wet pussy. I love the way you bend me over to lick that clit.... This is the shit! As I lay, I can see your dick standing, my mouth is just watering. Thinking bout that thick ass cum. baby u know (I WANT SOME!!) Baby, you got me sreaming, the way you hit that ass from the back, licking sucking, fucking, tounging... DAMN BABY! This pussing wett... IM CUMMING! Hours and hours we go.. sucking, hugging & finger fucking. screaming, sweating, riding, dick sliding, hair pulling, doggy style & back scratching, You fuck this pussy up... You fuck this pussy hardcore.. as i turn to leave i looked back at him and said GOT DAMN BABY... I WANT SOME MORE!!!!!!

How Honest Are You?
You Are 72% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

How Horny Are You?
You are 62% horny! though u get horny once in a while, u'r not really a horny person after all. it could be genetic. don't worry..i'm sure u'll find a horny-less partner.. P.S: try some pills..dude!!How horny are you?Make a Quiz

How Horny Am I ??
You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER, you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% not that horny60% pretty damn horny...60% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD40% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!40% anti-horny0% How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

How Hard Is It To Do One Little Favor From A Few Friends
IT MUST BE REAL HARD TO HELP SOMEONE WHEN I HAVE HELPED A FEW OF YOU ALL IN CONTEST NOW ITS MY TURN SO SHOW ME THE LOVE OR ILL BE DELETING SOME FRIENDS OFF MY LIST THANK YOU AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY

How Hawt Are You?????
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

How Horny Are You?
How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as A little horny You're a little horny. It takes a lot to get you aroused though it will be all the more enjoyable when you do. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!A little horny63% Not horny38% Super Horny31% Normal Horny19% Very horny13%

How Horny Are You?? (explicit)
How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% pretty damn horny...70% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD65% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!30% not that horny30% anti-horny0%

How He Would Wake Me Up~ By Tw
Another hot story from TW he sure knows how to start a day ;)Ty sweetie! how id wake u up baby... I smiled as I looked over to you and saw you lying on you side facing away from me, curled up with the covers just over your knees. Neither of us had the strength last night to put anything on, and just the site of you lying there in the soft morning sun began to excite me. Sliding over to you, I gently moved your hair away from your neck and lightly began to taste the back of your neck with my lips. You moved just slightly as your deep breathing told me you were still sleeping. I moved down the bed and ran my tongue slowly along your thigh. As I lightly kissed my way up, the scent of our lovemaking grew stronger, exciting me further. I reached the beginnings of your thighs and slid my tongue along your lips then slightly inside of you. I heard you moan and your legs opened just a bit as you began to awaken. Sinking my tongue deeper into you, your hips moved to meet me. "OMG baby" I

How Hard Is It To Repost A Bulliten For Our Longe
ALL MIGHT THINK THIS IS BEING BITCHY WELL , IT IS IM THE ONLY ONE POSTING FOR THE LOUNGE I CAN CARELESS ABOUT WHO IS NAUGHTY , OR KISS ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEMBER HELP THING , I SEE IT IS NOT , SO, YES IM PISSED AND BEEN THE ONLY ONE EDITING AND POSTING , SINCE SOME RATHER POST THE SHIT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT , I CREATED THE LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS , AND I WILL POST THE BULLITENS MYSELF SINCE NO ONES READS STATUS TY. AND IM IM BEING A BITCH AND AND THE REAL BREW IS BACK HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW . ALL OF YOUS HAVE A GREAT NIGHT CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW OWNER OF DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES

How Heart Breaking Some Things Can Be !!!
Ok so here is the story ... Yesterday my 5 yr old son comes home from school and as we are talking about how or day went he out of the blue looks directly at me and this is what I hear ..( Daddy I don't have a mommy!) No hesitation just a matter of factly statement ... I just stood there not knowing exactly what to say , it broke my heart to hear him say that , what makes it even more heart breaking is the fact that he doesn't have a mother in his due to her own selfishness . It has been over 6 months since she last lied to him , I am sorry last had any contact with him of any kind . Now I could understand that if my phone was turned off or my number had changed , or if I had moved and not told her but sadly the fact is none of that has happened . I have done everything in my power to keep the lines of communication open between us for his sake . But it seems as if that is not what she wants . My personal oppinion is that she is a selfish , uncaring person that has her head so far up h

How Has Wicca Progressed?
Actually I am not sure that it has. Here in the early 21st century, In general I see a watering down and an acceptance of things that are not part of Wicca as it was initially set up . The following is merely my own opinions and thoughts on this subject and may change with constructive criticism and others replies. The Positive Side Some people might not agree, but it is just an opinion and observation, the academic community seems more interested in studying Wicca. Therefore we are able to put aside some of the common myths that people were taught say 40 or 50 years ago (such as that Alex Sanders was initiated by his grandmother when he was a child). I think the academics interest, and often their training in research methods, is a positive. Many Wiccans are passing their traditions on to their children and yet allowing them to make up their (the children's) own minds about their spirituality. I think this is good as long as the oath-bound material is not passed on until

How Hard Is It To Make A Salute?
I mean really... takes 30 seconds.... and some of u fake ass bitches get VIPs to get around uploading a salute... U hope in my SB asking about someone who ive clearly known longer then u, actin a fool, actin like hes ur man, u flip when he says ur not dating, call me names... and then u get ur "brother" in my comments... but when i visit his profile u leave "i love my soldier" comments and the same fucking comments u leave on Jasons page.... please bitch im not stupid before u call me fake UPLOAD A FUCKING SALUTE PROVE UR FUCKING REAL

How Happy Are You?
You Are 64% Happy You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world. Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up. How Happy Are You?

How Honest Can You Be? I Dare You To Do This!!!
So, how honest do you think you can be? Heres a list of questions that i have come up with. This isnt something i copied and pasted.... these are really questions i wanted to ask. Rest assured, it is far more personal than any other questionaire that you have filled out. I dare you to complete this. 1000 fubucks to anyone that can answer all of these honestly... and dont take the short way out. Give explanations, and details. Have fun with it. What about you is heroic? What about you is social? What do you like about people? Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it? How do you dress most of the time? What do you wear when you go to sleep? Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.? What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much? What one word best describes you? Who was your father, and what was he like? What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they

How He Moves Me
Tonight he speaks only to me Even though I've never heard him speak He moves me gently out of my skin To make me feel like I will be only his He kisses my lips Even though distance is here To find the one That will hold my heart He makes me feel so alive and real to see the beauty I never held real Now I sit alone again for now Until he comes to rescue me some how

How Horny Am I???? Lmao
How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Super HornyYou are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Very horny 56%Super Horny 56%Not horny 50%Normal Horny 44%A little horny 38%

How Hunger Could Topple Regimes-time.com
How Hunger Could Topple Regimes Friday, Apr. 11, 2008 By TONY KARON U.N. peacekeepers patrol in an armoured vehicle during protests on a street of Port-au-Prince Haiti The idea of the starving masses driven by their desperation to take to the streets and overthrow the ancien regime has seemed impossibly quaint since capitalism triumphed so decisively in the Cold War. Since then, the spectacle of hunger sparking revolutionary violence has been the stuff of Broadway musicals rather than the real world of politics. And yet, the headlines of the past month suggest that skyrocketing food prices are threatening the stability of a growing number of governments around the world. Ironically, it may be the very success of capitalism in transforming regions previously restrained by various forms of socialism that has helped create the new crisis. Related Articles No Grain, Big Pain From India to the Philippines, the price of Asia's most vital food is skyrocketing, setting off worries

How Hcv Affects The Liver
How Can Hepatitis C Affect My Liver? Tell Me More About Treatment The liver is the largest organ in the body. Located in the upper right side of the abdomen, it acts as a filter to remove toxins (harmful substances) and waste products from the blood. A healthy liver filters blood at a rate of about 1.5 quarts per minute. That's 540 gallons of blood a day! The liver also stores nutrients, such as certain vitamins, minerals, and iron, and plays a role in making and controlling the amounts of certain chemicals and proteins in the body, such as cholesterol, hormones, and sugars. It helps the body digest food by producing a substance called bile, which is stored in the gallbladder. The hepatitis C virus attacks liver cells and uses them as a host to reproduce itself. When the body attempts to fight the virus, it sends lymphocytes (a type of white blood cell) to the liver, which results in inflammation (swelling). This inflammation is a normal response to infection, but over time

How Has My Own Fear Limited My Freedom?
To be able to invite pain to join in my experience and not have to control my life to avoid pain is such a freedom! --Christina Baldwin If we really stopped to think about it, we would be astounded to discover how much of our time is spent trying to avoid pain. We are afraid to say what we think or tell others our needs because we fear rejection. We are afraid to face the pain of our own anger. We are afraid of telling others who we are. When we are afraid of opening up to others for fear they will hurt us, we are not free, we are prisoners of our own fears. Pain is a natural part of life, and we are gifted with the ability to feel it. Pain teaches us, makes us work harder sometimes, and it helps us appreciate pleasure. When we accept pain, and stop exhausting ourselves trying to avoid it, we will be free to live life more fully and without so much worry. To be able to invite pain to join in my experience and not have to control my life to avoid pain is such a freedom!

How Horny Are You...
I Can't Keep My Underwear Dry!!!! Congrats! You are one freaky S.O.B. You are constantly thinking about sex, or doing it! You can't concentrate on work, school, anything! I knew I liked you... Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

How Hard Does Love Have To Be
How hard does love have to be? I ask myself this question daily. Does love always have to knock me down? Does it have to make me look and act like a clown. Does love have to say those hurting things? Does love really know what love means? Love will take you up on a cloud so high. You feel like you have wings to touch the sky. All you see is the heavens above. Your judgement is clouded by love. You'll do anything that love tells you to do. Lie, steal, cheat, and be untrue. Untrue to yourself is the first thing. Untrue to others do you know what I mean? Love is lonely and love is unfair, you can't find love just anywhere. Loving is hard as you can see,but does love have to be hard on me?

How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Kisses Are Medium-Hot Your kisses are definitely sexy, but you're not about to make anyone gasp for air. You take it slow and steady... and you ramp things up when you get the right signals. Your kissing style is adaptable and adept. And people who kiss you love it! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

How Html 5 Is Already Changing The Web
By Scott Loganbill September 12, 2008 Categories: Programming, Software & Tools HTML 5HTML 5 represents the biggest leap forward in web standards in almost a decade. Unlike the specifications that came before it, HTML 5 is not merely intended to present content to a web browser. Its goal is to bring the web into maturity as a full-fledged application platform — a level playing field where video, sound, images, animations, and full interactivity with your computer are all standardized. And it may be a long way off still, but elements of HTML 5 are already reshaping the way we use the web. The last update to the Hypertext Markup Language — the lingua franca of the web — was the 4.01 specification completed in September, 1999. Quite a bit has happened since. The original browser wars ended, Netscape dissolved. The winner, Microsoft Internet Explorer 5, begat IE6, which begat the current IE7. Mozilla Firefox rose from the ashes of Netscape to take over second position. Apple and

How Hot Is It In Hell ?
(Maybe a true story...???) A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do

How Honest Is Too Honest?
I got this sheet of paper in my pigeon hole yesterday, turns out to be a leaving questionnaire, so they know wwhat I thought of my time there (not that they'll care). It says be as honest as you want. But how honest is too honest? For example, the last question is roughly along the lines of "What could we do to improve the working experience". As soon as I saw that my immediate though was "Sack those two sorry excuses for teachers and humans in science, namely so and and that one". Is that too honest considering they aint seeing me for dust?

How He Makes Me Feel
how he makes me feel He doesnt see the scars from past the haunted pain in my eyesnor the way I jump at a soundall he sees is me the times when it just is too muchI cry silently in hopes he dont seebut a few times I messed uphe came to me with tissuewiping my tears hugging me closetelling me its gonna be okhe doesnt realize how damaged i gotfrom medical fuck upsto personal painall he sees is me with outstretched hands he cups my facepulling me close to kiss me saying i love you nona my grandson sees only mehis loving nona who plays in the mud not caring how she looks nor the trouble we will hearthe one who shares pinky swearsteaching him to love scooby dooto ignore the trashy stuffto understand what comics areno such thing as too much mcdonaldsmy grandson touches my faceand i feel alive i feel like im this person againwho was so lost he doesnt realizehow much his touch soothes mehow much it takes my pain awaywith his lil hands i feel like me his nona not this thing he doesnt know how

How Hard Would It Be?
How hard would it be to live with, all those questions unanswered? The what if's, why not's, on bended knee and teary prayers. The saying goes, you don't know what you have, until it's gone. In my opinion, that couldn't be more wrong. The truth is, you know, you've known it from the start. You just didn't think you'd lose it, and it's torn your world apart. Whatever the situation is, when love is involved. Do anything it takes, to get the problem solved. Because not knowing, if you had just tried, can drive someone insane. There is nothing that measures up, to the regret and pain. It doesn't matter who is, right or wrong. Once you have found the place, your heart belongs.

How Honey Can Help You In More Ways Than You Think
For people with a sweet tooth, honey is one of the best and healthiest alternatives to sugar. This naturally delicious treat is produced by hardworking honey bees by turning nectar from various flowers and turned into a sweet, viscous liquid through a careful process of regurgitation and evaporation. Honey contains high levels of monosaccharides, glucose, and fructose, which gives it a sweet taste. Other ingredients that make up honey are water and certain minerals such as calcium, iron, potassium, magnesium, and more. It also has essential vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5, and B6. However, what most people do not know is that honey is more than just a natural sweetener. It just doesn’t give pancakes, tea, and other foods that boost in flavor, it also has a plethora of health benefits. Why Makes Honey so Important? The real significance of honey lies in its antibacterial and antiseptic properties. It even has a place in modern medicine as an essential ingredient in chroni

How I Fell...
hay everone just seeing how many of you all read this stuff...i have over 1800 freinds and i have rate all most all there pics and i have became there fan,in part i have been only rated around 200 times what gives???i take the time to do this for you and you cant take a few mins and help me ok what ever...i remember this place when i first joined and when i got a friend and helped them thay helped me...lets go back to that please.... just stop by and see if you have rated my profile if enty thing....thanks Playboy

How Is Everyone
HEY EVERY1, HOWS IT GOING. I THINK IM FINALLY GETTING THE HANG OF THIS SITE. ILL KEEP ADDING PICTURES AS MY RATING GOES UP. IM GANNA TAKE SOME NEW ONES TODAY. HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY PEEPS. HUGS N KISSES STEFFIE

How I Feel Sometimes About Willfully Ignorant People
Unwanted Freight Your hatred stands before you wavering. A palpable entity with a life of its own. Shimmering darkly between us, a barrier That chill's me to the bone. I will not, can not, harbor it. I will not, should not care. I will not, must not acknowledge it. I will not, won't go there. You are sole author of that emotion. And so must attend to your self. And when you tire of the empty weight, I will send you love myself. For love will garner calmness for your heart and soul will cleanse. So you won't be lonely ever. You'll have a gathering of friends. © Copyright 2006 Amawitch-granny witch

How I Am
I wanted to tell you some things about me. I have been told that I am the sweetest person and very honest. I will tell you what I am feeling and what I think is right. I love making new friends. I was born in raised in Dallas, Texas and have lived in Austin, Texas, New Port News, Virginia, Val David, Quebec, Rowlett, Texas, Carrollton, TX and now reside in Plano, Texas. Family is so important to me. I have had a busy life and its been sad and stressful at times. I take my days one day at a time. My parents are wonderful people, don't know where I would be today if I did not have their full support. I have two beautiful daughters and stay busy. Anything else you want to know about me, please feel free to ask. I am just on here to have fun and make new friends. I am not looking for anything other than that. Sorry. Good luck and have a wonderful day. Hugs and Kisses!

How It Starts
HOW SEX STARTS Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a ......... So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!

How Is Ur Self Esteem??
You Have Low Self Esteem 84% of the Time You're definitely in a low place right now, but you also know deep down that you can get out of your funk. Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! How is Your Self Esteem?

How Independent Are You?
You Are 43% Independent Overall, you're a pretty independent woman. You don't follow trends just to fit in. You've got your own cool thing going on, though you sometimes still care too much about what other's think. How Independent Are You?

How Is Your Inner Child???
Your Inner Child Is Surprised You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

How It Is..
Ok, I am here in my barracks at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard, which is now known affectionately by me as psns. So I am out here in Bremerton. So I was checking in over at Bangor and when I got to medical, I was informed I am supposed to have a waiver in my record for my collapsed lung and for "retained hardware" in my leg being the metal rod in my femur. So apparently, my doc in Hawaii dicked me over on the paperwork side, so I am on medical hold until I get all that paperwork sent through and written up. They were trying to figure out a way for me to commute to Bangor, a 20 minute ride every morning, but had no way other than making the duty driver come and pick me up every morning and have to take me home. So instead they made a call to the Public Affairs Offices, aka PAO, to see if they could use some help over there to avoid the commute. Well, I get the word that the last few guys had bombed out b/c they guy is a retired captain and tends to be rather scrupulous with the help. I had

How Is Rinake
Am a woman from Belgium...Happely married i'm housewife also we don't have kids...But two lovely dogs...Am 40 years young and very happy persone...Outside am not a beauty but my inside is unbelieveble....That is what my husband always sayd....I love to make friendschip with all can't of people all over the world...It is always nice to have lots of friends and when there are comming from all the world makes it great....I really hope that you will want to know me...Am sure that i want to know you.... Loving greetings Rinake

How Is Your Self-esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth. You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?

How It Is
So easy to hurt, much harder to heal I can express my anger and share how I feel Twisting words to make them cause frustration Not using them to raise each other to a higher elevation Knocking us all down, why not it gets us through Staying all alone, friends are far and few "Ooops I did that" or "No way it wasn't me" But the truth is right there for all of us to see Problems inside can easily show from deep within Working to make them better is where it all begins

How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 76% Intuitive You are a very intuitive person. And luckily, your intuition is normally right. You're wise enough to know that relying on intuition alone can be dangerous. When your intuition seems really off, you tend to ignore it - and look at the facts instead. How Intuitive Are You?

How I Got My Nickname!!!
ok so a friend of mine called me today thinking that he was call his dad. The first thing he said dad. So I told him I was not his dad and he said sorry. I thought it was really funny because the kids and my boys daycare all call me daddy when I come to pick up my kids. So everyday I show up they are like DADDY!!!!. So that is how I got the nickname.

How I Look At Life
I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. . . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. . . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. . . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. . . . That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to

How I Feel
I want to tell you how I feel and how much I really care I know I said to end things, but that's not really fair I want to get to know you and to touch your inner heart Sometimes I feel you close to me and at times so far apart. It scares me when I think that you may not really care that you hold your heart so close and that I may never get there. It's scares me... ‘Cause I really am the same way and all I really want to say… Please don't give up on us and look for someone elsewhere.

How I Would Please My Girl....
I might want to start kissing you as I lay beside you, moving one my hands, up your shirt and to your breast, grabbing, squeezing, massaging it, moving it around it circles. As I kiss you, I begin to kiss you all over your neck, rubbing small circles on your neck with my tongue, then begin kissing your ears and biting down on your cartilage. Then I take off your shirt and move my mouth over your breast kissing all over it and taking my tongue rubbing it, spiraling up to your nipple. I kiss your nipple, then place my mouth over it, sucking on it, soft at first, then sucking harder and harder. I then take my tongue and begin flickering it over your nipple really fast while, Im squeezing and rubbing your other breast. I move over to the other breast, kissing my way over softly, and begin to suck on the other one. As I suck on your nipple, flickering it fast with my tongue, I slowly slide my hand down your stomach, down your waist, and into your pants. I take my hand and rub it in circles

How I Learned To Give Blow Jobs
No one gives the perfect blowjob the first time. Learning any great skill takes lots of practice and patience. It really helps if you have a good teacher as well. The first time I gave a blowjob was horrendous. I had no idea what I was doing and the poor guy was too young and naive to teach me how to do it right. I sucked his cock like a lollipop or a popsicle, increasing the suction like I was trying to siphon gas from a hose. He squirmed on the bed making odd noises until he grabbed my face pulling me up to kiss his mouth. Thinking back on it, I'm surprised I didn't suck his skin clean off! But, he didn't say a word in his defense and I felt like a failure in the end. Next I had a boy fuck my mouth, his hand wound tightly into my long dark hair. He was all about power and control. He never said a word after he ordered me to open my mouth and pushed himself back as far as he could bringing tears to my eyes. I focused really hard on not throwing up and made little moaning noises

How I Feel
How i feel i feel like rock thats nothing but her husband and kids i feel like this all the time becasue of what mom did to mewhen i was a teen ager i was always upset with my self didnt want to be bother buy anyone excepct myself becasue the way my mom did me then when i got out of school in 1996 i still felt that way intell this really nice man eric came and talk with me and he swept me off my feet i felt really good to see someone that understanding and know what i was going throught he has been thier for me and my dad that pass away and i am still taking that hard to and when i was a teenager i wanted to kill myself becasue i felt like know what me intell i meet eric and he is a very nice sweet husband when you need him he is here

How I Woke Up
HAVE YOU EVER WOKE UP AND HAD THE STRANGEST SADIST FEELING IN THE WORLD?? THIS FEELING HITS THE PITS AND DEPTS OF YOUR SOUL AND HEART...... THE FEELING OF BEING VERY DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THE VERY THING YOU WANT THE MOST, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE?? IT LEAVES YOU FEELING HOPELESS AS I DO RIGHT NOW..... IM NOT HAPPY, AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE...... THE STRANGE THING COMES ACROSS OF WANTING TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN LIKE I HAVE BEFORE, BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL IS REALLY THE POINT IN THAT?? IT JUST RELEASES PAIN THAT YOU ARE FEELING IN THE PITS OF YOUR MIND.... I DONT WANT TO DIE I JUST WANT TO STOP HURTING, I AM LOST WITHIN THE HELL OF MY OWN MIND AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAK FREE, THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE, UNTIL I BREAK AND LOCK MYSELF DOWN IN THE FOURS WALLS OF MY HELLISH ROOM....... THE ONE PLACE TO FIND SERENITY AND I DONT FIND ANYTHING BUT UGLY PINK WALLS THAT GET DARKER AND DARKER AS THE TIME PASSES ME BY.....

How I Felt In Anger
Disclaimer: This is not how i feel now this is looking back with a much clearer head and a much calmer soul. Trying to help in the healing process ansd a reunion. All things are possible. When you have love for someone the way that i do for you. It takes a bit of time for things to take effect and a little more to have it really go. When you confessed to me what you did it took awhile for it take effect. The best and perfect analogy to describe is when you make bread. You know the basic make up of bread and the most important technical detail that i am going to pick on is yeast. What does it do it makes the dough rise by chemically reacting to the sugar causing fermentation which creates carbon dioxide gas expanding outward in all directions. if you put too much or if you forget to put salt in the chemical reaction keeps going and what ever container its in spils over. Having said that i bring you to me and anger, as you know it takes a lot to make me angry. This has been the o

How Ironic Because I Want To Move To Austin!!!
You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?

How Ironic...been Called This Before!
You Are Miss Piggy A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

How I Have Been Feelin...
So, so you think you could tell, Heaven from Hell, Blue skys from pain, can you tell a green feild, From a cold steel rail, A smile from a veil, Do you think you can tell, Did they get you to trade, Your heroes for ghosts, Hot ashes for trees, Hot air from a cool breeze, Cold covered with chains, Did you exchange, the walk on in, Part in the war, for a lead role,in a cage, How i wish, How i wish you were here, We're just two lost soulsswimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running iver the same old ground, what we have found,The same old fear, How i wish you were here...

How I Hunger
Warm breeze blows into the bedroom window, the moon is pouring over us in a silver wave. aching I watch it's flowing gentle movement rippling slowly over your pale smooth skin The beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to nose How I hunger to know you so completely To gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine, two hearts beating wildly together as one.

How I Write Songs
A woman asked me, last night, how I write a song. She said, “How do you come up with words and match them to a melody, and a progression?” I said, “Dumb luck.” And I thought I was being serious. She gave me a knowing look, and said, “There’s no such thing as luck.” And I said, “There is for me.” I wasn’t trying to be flippant. I tried then, to explain my method, but, not having ever had a method, I ended up with something that strongly resembles dumb luck. She may as well have been asking how I make my beard grow. Sometimes it starts with a riff on the guitar. In the case of one song in particular, “The Captain,” I played this little riff for about a month, and finally sat down and wrote a lyric for it. The riff had a nautical flavor, so I wrote the song about a sea captain. Where did it come from? I don’t know. Maybe, like a sculptor, I removed the excess from the riff, and found it in there. Some songs come easy. I was driving home from work one day, and a whole

How I'll Die
death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Posion67%Gunshot53%Suicide53%Stabbed40%Bomb33%Suffocated27%Natural Causes20%Accident20%Disappear13%Disease13%Drowning13%Cut Throat7%

How I Survive
beauty (by t ) 1. The quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality. The quality present in a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep satisfaction to the mind, whether arising from sensory manifestations (as shape, color, sound, etc.), a meaningful design or pattern, or something else (as a personality in which high spiritual qualities are manifest). an individually pleasing or beautiful quality freedom (fr d m) 1. The condition of being free of restraints. 2. the power to exercise choice and make decisions without constraint from within or without; autonomy; self-determination 3. the condition of being free; the power to act or speak or think without externally imposed restraints To sort out my thoughts I searched BEAUTY and FREEDOM. These are the two thing

How I Feel.
How I Feel. Why can’t I be where I want to be? Why won’t you let me feel the way I feel? Do you know how I feel? Probably not. Why do you have to do what you have to do? I just don’t understand. Why can’t you accept me, For who I am? It’s my life, I do what I want to do, I can be with who I want to be with. Yes? No, to you. But why? I know there are reasons, But how about me? Don’t I have any? I have feelings too And some of them I can’t help the way I feel. Right now, I can’t stop what I am doing, I can’t stop. I really can’t. (C) Copyright. Angel

How I Scored
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky60%Average40%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How I Will Die... Maybe If I Had A Gun...
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear80%Suicide73%Bomb53%Disease53%Stabbed53%Cut Throat47%Gunshot40%Posion40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Eaten

How Itll Be
ive returned to the scene of the crime backed down from a one sided love affair Ive filled my days with piece of mind cant hold up this cross I bare I feel you coming near taking my breath away the sky is becoming clear on this darkened roadway youve come full circle back to me and now the time has come near fill your eyes with irony living with all your fear you cant escape how you feel when youre so damn near me you cant seem to get your fill this is how it will always be

How I Am Attractive
You scored as Different. Diversity makes the world go round! You're different; be proud! No one likes the same boring stuff all the time. Keep it up!Different63%Funny53%Sexual40%Beautiful/Handsome17%Smart13%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

How Im Doing
Im doing much better now that i hsve been home for bout 2 weeks now. I have been going to the doctor alot and she said that my cheek is healing better and faster then what they though. They said that the scar on m face wont be VERY noticable wich is good news for me. I was worried bout scaring on my face which I didnt want. They said that I am soing good on keeping my cheek clean and not getting to much food in it. I am off half the meds I was taking for the pain too. Oh and a good thing is Im having feeling in my cheek which they were not sure i was going to have. my eye also is level with my other eye. It was pushed up alittle more then the other because of the tumor. Oh and the doctor said that it was NOT cancer and that there is a VERY low to no chance of it coming back. Thats really good. So if you want to know more about it let me know and I will tell ya im more then willing to talk about it. Oh and I will soon have pictures of it if you want to see it too. Thanks for your praye

How I Cam Hee.
I met Mr Ruch about six moughs ago wen I was playing a game called There. I then mad a page in myspace and him and I became friends. I then got a messan saying he was leaving myspave and coming here more often So I canday falowed him here. I thought it would be be good becsuse I was not playing the game There much anymore. So I could keep intuch iwth him. he has been there for me wen my other friends online have not been. And I wanted to kep our friendship so here I am. And I will aloway love my friend Ruch/The LC King. And I want him to know how much I value our frienship. I do love you my friend.And if you ever need me I will log on as fast I canand help you though anying. Love Purple_Ange/Melinda

How I See Myself
You i sit and wonder what it would be like to be like all the other guys in the world. you know what im talking about the good looking and fit guys who have all the chics and i just sit and wonder why i was delt the body i have. it hurts when i walk by and hear people say things that are ment to hurt me and they dont try and hide what they say. i can only bite my tongue. and i come hoem and wonder what it would be like to be hot and all that stuff. well i have ranted enough for one night thank you

How Intelligent Are You?
How 'intelligent' are you? Your Result: Average You not the brightest of the batch, but you're not the dullest either. Reading and learning is okay, but there are definitely better things out there. 3.0?Smart Einstein-ish Below Average .....I hate to say it, but you're kinda .... Dumb How 'intelligent' are you?

How I Feel About Cecil
IT HURTS ME TO REMEMBER THE PAST I WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY SO I CANT LOOK BACK THINGS, THEY CHANGED WAY TO FAST WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE LOVE FADED SO QUICK I WONDER HOW YOU FEEL DOES IT EVER HURT YOU TOOK AWAY SOMETHING MORE PRECIOUS THAN LIFE HOW COULD YOU DESTROY A FAMILY THAT MEANT SO MUCH DO YOU LAUGH AT NIGHT OR DOES IT HURT I KNOW FOR ME IM DYING INSIDE YOU MADE AN INNOCENT CHILD GO THROUGH HELL YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE A FATHER AS IF U CARED I CRY AT NIGHT WHEN I SIT BACK AND THINK I WONDER TO MYSELF HOW YOU COULD BE SO INSANE I LIVED THROUGH YOUR LIES AND THE BETRAYAL YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME AND WOULD NEVER HURT ME NOW I WONDER INSIDE WHY DID I WASTE MY TIME YOU TOOK AWAY EVERYTHING THAT I ONCE LOVED YOU SLEPT WITH MY AUNT AND HAD MY DAUGHTER TAKEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN WHEN WE FIRST STARTED OUT LIFE WAS GREAT HOW COULD YOU CHANGE SO FAST I BLAME MYSELF FOR FALLING FOR YOU BUT DAMN WHY DID YOU DO DRUGS AND RUIN HER LIFE SHES AN INNOCENT CHILD S

How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 84% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

How I'm Feeling???
How I'm Feeling??? i'm high and then low my friends come and i go how do they keep dealing? if they only knew how i was feeling happy to sad excited to mad it could be just days or months of this faze sometimes i love with all my heart other times, from your love, i dart level grounded to confused appreciated to misused when will this stop? my brain's ready to pop! i jump on a fast track to keep myself from being abstract restless to overly tired dragging on to completely wired i live up and down soaring high then dropping to the ground never know if it's that time that my whole being worships my mind always going to stuck in bed breathing deep to not breathing, dead sorry for you and sorry for me but take a look at what i see

How Impulsive Are You
You Are 43% Impulsive You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless. You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments. And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does! Are You Impulsive?

How I Discovered
Vanessa was a vision. Was she ever anything other than a vision.? We’d been dating exclusively for nearly six months, and still when I looked at her I sometimes couldn’t believe the multitude of angels that must’ve smiled on me to bring me into her presence. And that she continued to drown herself in the measure of my being absolutely astonished me. She floated through my life no less than Nuit, Egyptian Goddess of the Sky. I’d chosen the café for our late afternoon lunch this Saturday, and the only disappointment had been the brewing storm that forced us to sit inside the establishment instead of at one of its sidewalk tables. Odd for late March, but instead of bright spring blazing against the chrome of Passats and Volvos, instead of delightfully cool breezes kissing daisies in wooden flower boxes near the curb, the sky sagged with deep grays and streaks of burning gold. The wind lifted the ruffled hems of tender coeds’ skirts as they skittered past the café, trying their best to

How I Feel At The Moment
Every once and a wile im just not myself these are of of these times heres lyrics to put that in to what a feel Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need

How I Do It.
A lot of you have asked me, "Hey! You! How do you manage to tolerate our existence in your otherwise perfect world?" It's simple, really. I just think of all of you as being mildly retarded. It's not your fault you do and say the things that you do and say and do and say and so on.

How I Feel
i feel the pain today its just like any other i cant make it go away i know the sting and i know the tears and what it brings I have so many fears My life is shades of grey I just don’t have any more tears I just want some one to bring color to my life One day I pray I know i am alive today Because there is pain Maybe one day I will find another way

How I Feel
Talking to you is like talking to a goddess Being who you are, Not having a worry in the world Wanting to be happy Wanting to be with you I hope to make you mine. The time we share makes me want you more. You always make me laugh, I long so much to kiss you. Wanting to connect with you on a deeper level. Everytime I gaze into your sultry brown eyes, I try to withstand the urge to extinguish your Heavenly lips of fire. Every time we hug, Its hard for me to ignore what I truly want to do. You are unique in everyway. I want you to sweep you off your feet I will not seranade you because I can't sing, Barry White will do that for me. Thinking about you has disabled my sleep. Having dreams of you and I Spending countless hours together. Being with you would ease the pain., Allow me to sleep better Be who I have always been. Waking up everyday knowing you are still with me And loving every second of it.

How I Used To Feel
I am I because We were We what I mean is that without Her there would be no Me... Together Forever is where She said We would be... but now there is no more Us it's just a Her and a Me I never saw my future without Her nor did I see Her future without Me but the She told Me the We weren't meant to be.. WHAT THE FUCK!! If We weren't meant to be then why is it when I look in the mirror it's Her face that I see... why is it when I look at Her I see Me... I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT!! because I am I because We were We and without Her I don't know where I would be... I mean I am I because She is She and if there is no We... how can I continue to be Me!!

How It All Started
Chapter 1 This is where the fun begins. We started kissing each other all over. I bent down and sucked on the lovliest set of tits I had ever seen. At the same time you had got a hold of my cock and was stroking it in a very pleasing way. I knew that if you kept that up I would erupt soon. You must have sensed that also because you got on her knees with my cock in your face. I shot my hot wad right on your face. You screamed with excitement when my cum hit you. I picked you up and stood you against the wall. I then buried my face deep in your crotch, My tongue quickly brought you to what I described as fanfucking- tastic orgasm. We then climbed in bed and began a night that I will not soon forget. You told me to fuck your face , so I jumped into bed and started shoving my dick into your mouth. Your head was hitting the headboard everytime I shoved my dick in your mouth. I made you lick my balls and suck on them as you jerked my cock. I soon exploded and you took all of it.

How Is Your Relationship?
Does your partner: * Embarrass you with put-downs? * Look at you or act in ways that scare you? * Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go? * Stop you from seeing your friends or family members? * Take your money or Social Security check, make you ask for money or refuse to give you money? * Make all of the decisions? * Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away or hurt your children? * Prevent you from working or attending school? * Act like the abuse is no big deal, it’s your fault, or even deny doing it? * Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets? * Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons? * Shove you, slap you, choke you, or hit you? * Force you to try and drop charges? * Threaten to commit suicide? * Threaten to kill

How I Work On Here....
THIS IS JUST FYI. THIS IS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW I DO THINGS ON HERE. I SURF THE SITE AND FIND PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO ADD. I CHECK OUT MANY PAGES BUT I DON'T REQUEST EVERYONE. SOMETHING ON YOUR PAGE HAS TO CATCH MY ATTENTION. MAYBE ITS YOUR NAME, OR A COOL PIC, OR SOMETHING YOU WROTE ON YOUR PAGE. BUT EVERY PAGE IS VISIT, I RATE. EVEN IF I DON'T REQUEST YOU. ONCE I REQUEST YOU I WAIT UNTIL YOU ADD ME THEN I COME AND RATE ALL YOUR PICS. I DON'T COMMENT ON A LOT OF PICS. JUST NOT MY STYLE. BUT IT ALSO LEAVES ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO COME BACK LATER AND FIND A PIC ON YOUR PAGE TO COMMENT ON. SO KNOW YOU KNOW

How I Feel These Days.
Lying from you- Linkin Park When I pretend, Everything is what I want it to be, I looked exactly like what you had always wanted to see, When I pretend, I can’t forget about the criminal I am, Stealing second after second just cause I know I can, But I can’t pretend that this is the way, it'll stay, I’m just, (Trying to fend the truth) I can’t pretend I'm who you want me to be so I'm, (Lying my way from) You!!!!!!!! (No, no turning back now) I wanna be pushed aside, so let me go!! (No, no turning back now) Let me take back my life I’d rather be, all alone!! (No turning back now) Anywhere on my own, cause I can see!!! (No, no turning back now) The very worst part of you… IS ME I remember what they taught to me, Remember condescending talk, Of who I ought to be, Remember listening to all of that, And this again, So I pretended up a person who was fitting in, And now you think this person, Really is me and I'm, (Trying to bend the truth ) The more I pu

How Intuitive Are You
You Are 56% Intuitive Your intuition is often right, and you use it more than you may realize. Your gut feelings are usually a good guide, but you need more to go on when making a decision. You'll often check to see if the facts back up your feelings. And when your intuition is wrong, you work to improve it for the future. How Intuitive Are You?

How I Work
I'm trying to be different than other people on this site. I am gonna put up more pictures of myself as my cherry rating goes up (a few each time). I also will be taking down photos that get no comments. If you like what u see, make a comment (save the picture). If u want to see "more" of me than help me get it up (my ratings u pervs). thanx again to all of u for your support.

How I Live .. ;o)
How You Life Your Life You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?

How I Got To Know My New Teacher.
I just moved into town. The town was new to me and I didn't know what to expect. I spent the first day unpacking and checking out the neighborhood, it seemed nice. Next Monday was my first day of school, I was so nervous!. That Monday I got up and got dressed, and my mom dropped me off at school. When I finally found my class, I thought I would faint, because my teacher, Ms. Shannon, was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. Just the sight of her in that tight skirt made my pussy all wet. When I remembered that other people were in the room, I finally had to calm down so I could try to do school. Ms. Shannon walked over to me and put her arm around me, I got wet almost instantly. She introduced me to the class and stuff, then I sat down and did my work. I looked really nervous I think Ms. Shannon could tell, because she always kept an eye on me. Or was it because I had to much cleavage hanging out? I have a pair of C cups that were very nice, but that couldn't be it, could it? An

How I Truelly Feel About My Man(lyrics To The Song Stikwitu)
Ohhh.. Oh Oh.. I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind Seems as like everybody is breaking up and throwing their love away But I know I got a good thing right here That's why I say Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind See the way we ride, in our private lives Ain't nobody gettin' in between I want you to know that, your the only one for me Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u And now, ain't nothing else I can need And now, I'm singing.. 'cause your so, so into me I got you

How I Feel
I'm very happy today my son is being bad today and resticted to his room so it's quite things are going good and i'm adjusting to CT this is a very cool web site and the people are giving it to me nice and slow still learning about this place i should have it down in about 5 years. thanks people

How I Became A Racist
One question I find myself answering frequently, once people discover my views on race relations, is "why are you racist?" A good question, I guess. I mean, my parents are not racist. They still have the whole "can't we all just get along" mindset. So you couldn't say I was raised that way. So how did it happen? Well, let me start with an analogy, if I may. People, in a lot of ways, are like dogs. There is a wide array of breeds of dogs. They come in many different colors, different charactaristics, different sizes. The different breeds generally originated in different parts of the world and developed those charactaristics in response to their environment. Much like humans. So you can somewhat draw a corrallary between the different breeds of dogs and the different races of people. Now, lets say that, growing up, you have numerous negative encounters with dogs. In fact, several times you are bitten by dogs. You would then, naturally, develop a distrust of all dogs. Sometimes, peo

How It All Started
To be shunned. To be ignored and harrased all at once. To feel there is no hope for the future. The desire for death. The lonliness the sorrow. This was me from grade 4 - grade 11. We never know the damage we do untill it's done and we have regrets. My transgression was to allow it to happen. I didn't know better as I do now. Children can be very cruel. I stayed hidden and have blocked as many memories as possible. I know I was afraid and didn't know how to stop being so. And then I managed to find a way to become emotionally dead. It didn't matter anymore. i walked out of classes because the teachers couldn't do anything. This was a time before Columbine. Before bullying laws. Before I would have had rights. I was told that if i ignored it it would go away. So I was told. Totally useless endevor. I decided to hide when I was In grede 6. Went for walks on the school trails. Country school, cross country shiing trails. This was my way to find some

How It Continued Part 2 Dan
His name was Dan. he was tall and handsome and...Older. He was dark and mysterious and he acted like a gentleman. He drove truck and showed me the ways of driving. He loved it when i came home smelling like fried chicken and freshly baked bread. He lost at darts horribly on our first date. I kicked him butt and at pool he kicked mine. we talked and laughed and i gave him my youth. My virginity. He held me tight and i gave him everything. We stayed together for one year. And then he dissapeared. He claimed he was in jail. For 3 weeks and I believed him. He showed me more of himself. I forgave him and tried to be understanding. He showed me my first view of drugs. Pot... I fogave that too. He decided he wanted to move to Manitoba. I decided I would go with him. He went ahead and got us a place. I followed 1 month later. I brought with me my whole life. My most valuable belongings. My heart and soul. 3 months of happiness pass for me... not f

How Is Your Inner Child?
Your Inner Child Is Surprised You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

How I Caught A Wanted Sex Offender On Myspace
Wednesday, December 06, 2006 After spending $40 in long distance phone calls to two different states and spending alot of time on hold, I am pleased to say I have assisted authorities in capturing a Wanted Sex Offender! I did it by checking to see if he had a myspace account and from there took it to a higher level by tricking him into giving me his phone number on a special operations account I have set up for doing such details. Keep in mind though the registry says he is still wanted he was just picked up a hour ago and I received a call from Franklin County Sheriff's Department in Washington state verifying this. I have the messages I sent him in this blog and have removed the links to my operations account because I currently have another wanted sex offender who has also given me his work and personal phone number and am just waiting for authorities to pick him up. Here are the links to his account and the Tennessee sex offender registry on him. One thing I am pl

How I Feel About You
lay me down . for i have lost my soul. i took it out of it dark hole and let the angel of light take it to a safe home.... the angel of light you have taken my soul and my heart... i would never wish more in my life ... not my soul my life i dream of someone who knew me for me and i got a dark angel who ribbed me down to my knees but befor she could kill what i have left you picked me up and slow me heaven ... i would like to keep you forever... but i know if i have to let you go i would i may cry i may not make it tho ... but i know sometime when you love something you have to let it go to that day i will hold you close love you like no other could ..im just a dark soul trying to fine my way in the red sea of hell .. you make me smile like no other befor u... you make me dream warm dreams once again ... to hold you when i sleep if this is a dream please oh please no one wake me this dieding angel want to died in your arms my soul is safe now just remeber my angel of light im here

How I Feel
he makes me happy when I talk to him on the phone or computer He is all I want and all I need He made me relize what life really is hes all i think about hes all i want to see he needs to come home soon so we can be together the day he does come home when I see him i hope he hugs me and kisses me hes all i want hes all i need he makes me feel like my lifes complete but does he feel the same? Hes gonna have to let me kno!!!

How I Feel About Someone
Second by Second Minute by Minute Hour by Hour Everytime I am with you is special Day by Day Week by Week Month by Month Year by Year Gives me all the memories to last a life time When I am with you I think of nothing else but you. When we are apart all I can do is think of you When you laugh I smile When your sad I want to hold you in my arms When your angry I just want to cheer you up With every touch, every breath, and every kiss Make's my life filled with joy and happiness everytime you smile at me, give's me a sense of something true When your with me nothing else matter's When your not their you are the only thing that matter's The sky, the moon, the wind, the sea, and the tree's can never be as great as you sre to me. When the sunrises I think of how I am going to make you smile today. When the sun goes down I think of what I have done to make a difference in your life. If I had to do it all over again and again I would have to say that I wouldn't

How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 88% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong!How Intuitive Are You?

How I Met Brandie
After stumbling out of a bar, I started to cross the street at the cross walk because I am such a grade A citizen. As I take one foot off the curb, I hear this sound of tires grinding across the payment. I turn to look over my shoulder and I see this silver lancer coming right at me, but it’s not the vehicle laying rubber on the pavement. Frozen like a deer in headlights, I try frantically to get out of way. As the lancer gets closer I can see the person driving, it looks like she is practicing her “Rocker” squint in the rear view mirror. As her shrunken head hanging from the rear view mirror sways back in forth, she realizes that she is going to hit me, she slams on her brakes and swerves to try and avoid me. But it’s too late… she slams into me and I go flying… her car finally comes to a complete stop 20 yards past me, then I see the reverse lights come on and she starts to backup. As I am feeling relieved that she actually stopped, she runs me over again. Now I am stuck und

How Is Your Self Esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 48% of the Time While you sometimes feel good about yourself, you tend to struggle a little with self esteem issues. It's not about changing who you are, it's about accepting your faults. You just need to be less critical and demanding of yourself! How is Your Self Esteem?

How I Really Think Love Should Be
things i will do for you! muah 1-touch your waist 2-talk to you 3-share secrets 4-give you my jacket 5-kiss you very slowly 6-hug you 7-hold you 8-laugh with you 9-invite you somewhere 10-let you be with me when i'm with my friends 11-smile with you 12-take pics with you 13-pull you onto my lap 14-when you say i love you more,i will deny it and tell you i love you more. and fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you,I will deny it, and fight back and hug you tight so you cant get to her friends.and hope it makes you feel loved 16-always hug you and say "i love you" when I see you 17-kiss you unexpectedly 18-HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell you you're beautiful... not just sexy! 20-tell you the way I feel about you! and show you I mean it too 21-kiss you on the lips 22-I WON"T ask you to buy me stuff. I WILL buy you stuff 23-tell you what feels good 24-make you feel loved 25-buy you stuff. small things can still help I might

How I Feel
WELL I'M VERY EXCITED. WELL A LONG TIME AGO MY OLDEST DAUGHTER WENT TO LIVE WITH HER DAD. I USE TO GET HER LIKE EVERYOTHER WEEKEND. WELL AS SHE HAS GOTTIN OLDER SHE IS 12 NOW. SHE DON'T WANT TO COME SEE ME MUCH. I DON'T MAKE HER CAUSE WHAT KIND OF MOM WOULD I BE IF I MADE HER DO SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO. I WANT HER HAPPY NOT MAD AT ME. WELL ANY HOW SHE DECIDED TO COME STAY WITH ME TILL CHRISTMAS. SHE'LL BE HERE TOMARROW NIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. I DO SEE HER ALL THE TIME. ME AND HER STEP MOM ARE BEST FRIENDS. I'M JUST GLAD SHE DECIDED TO COME STAY. MY MIDDLE DAUGHTRS BITHDAY IS 12-24. SHE'LL BE 10 GOD MY KIDS ARE GETTING OLD. I FEEL OLD MY YOUNGEST IS 6 WILL BE 7 ON 1-17.I JUST WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL MY JOY. HPE YA LIKE IT LOVE JAMIE

How I'm Spending (some Of) My Chanukah Gelt.
1) Getting my fishing rod/reel setup in a way that I can fish locally year-round. 2) Getting a few accessories and ammo to go shoot (at least) 1 round of skeet/trap/sporting clays. Damn right!

How It's Going....
Well, as you can see, so far so good. I gotta say, I think I have the hottest friends list in CherryTap. Thanks to all the dimes that hooked up w/ me so far. You're all awesome! And fine as hell.

How I Met The Most Wonderful Women In My Life
The years have gone by so quickly and yet i cant see to remeber a time when you werent in my life. Its hard to imangine that we both have totally diffrent lives before I guess thats beacuse were such a good fit we seem to be made for each other thats good and the bad we challenge each other to grow and we force each other to practice forgiveness but mostly we simply love one an other from wome were so deep in our souls that ists seems thats love was always there just waiting bo be born remember when we met i was so reluetant about this meeting but ellen was relentless so i agreed i didnt expect you to show up looking so beautiful those tight jeans did it i was a goner age diffrence didnt matter anymore i was thinking about our first date maybe that first date was a hint of what was to come untraditional and always intersting thats us can you imagine us ever being bored its been a ride sometimes fun sometimes scary but always full of love imagining my lofe with out you is to imagine

How Im Feeling
well another christmas is done and it seems to be harder on me. i had to hold in all my pain and cry when no body was looking. for those who dont know christmas was my dads b-day. he passed away july 4th 2003. so as u can see its tough on my family and it seems to get harder for me. its been 4 years but the 4th christmas he would have been 75. my dad was ma best friend and i wish i could have gone in his place. but hey yall dont wanna hear all that. just lettin you know what im feeling.

How I Feel And Think I Guess
Ok so I'm like bipolar or whatever we know this if you read my about me. Ok so here I am in the computer waiting for the alchol to get here. Ok so this is my first weekend without my baby Malachi so its fun and all but I miss him like crazy. Change Subject so like there's all these things rushing through my mind. I don't know excatly what but yea there is. I feel funny emotionally and pissed. ehhhh what the fuck ok lets start it off. Ok so my clothes get gone from before I got pregnet and now when i go looking for them there all gone. I thought my sister took them and then all hell broke lose because momma said a shirt was gone. Well me and my sis talked today were ok. fuck it it's just clothes.But what's fucked up is my mom taking it out on my nephews and me and my boifriend stepdad brother and who ever else. It's not fucking right. I guess that's whats botherin me and i just remember that jennifer my friend promised me she would come and she hasn't so i am about to

How I Feel Tonight...
Imprisoned inside this mind. Hiding behind the empty smiles. So simple, the anguish, as it mocks me. Crawling back into the dark. Running, always running into the distance. Stop me before I bleed again. The echoes of my voice, follow me down. The shadows I cast, follow me down... Deeper, Im falling into the arms of sorrow. Blindly descending into the arms of sorrow. There must be serenity... The echoes of my voice follow me down. The shadows I cast follow me down... Deeper, Im falling into the arms of sorrow. Blindly descending into the arms of sorrow. The demon of my own design. This horror must not remain. Deeper, Im falling into the arms of sorrow... Blindly descending into the arms of sorrow... There must be serenity... There must be deliverence... -Killswitch Engage, The Arms Of Sorrow.

How I Feel Right Now
It is late and I am sitting here all alone wondering what I would be doing if I had a man and could not sleep. well I know he would not be sleeping either with me sucking and licking him awake then taking a ride. May all my friends stay blessed always I know me and that lucky man who come into my life will be in the bed and out of the bed.

How I Feel About Thing
Well it is x-mas and i am sitting at my mom and dads house doing my lundry and waiting on dinner kinda not really hungery today but to be honest i havent really been that hungery in awaile with everything that has happend in my life in the last few weeks has really fucked with my apptight and beside here as of late i havn't sleept to well it at all in the last week do to the fact of a reacuring nightmare that i have been having that is really fucked up it takes place at the place where i live and it is my ex Sara standing in front of me and she extends her arm and hits me in the chest and rips my heart out then as i fall to the floor she starts to laugh and say some really fucked up shit to me as i am dying but i really dont want to go in to what is said cause it really hurts and is really fucked up i am hoping that because of the fact that we are atleast talking as friends that maybe it will put a end to the dream cause it is always the same dream and it always comes back althou the r

How Is Your Self Esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth. You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?

How I Will Die Quiz
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Poison87%Disappear80%Natural Causes67%Bomb60%Suicide60%Gunshot60%Disease53%Eaten47%Suffocated47%Stabbed27%Accident27%Cut Thr

How Is Your Inner Child?
Your Inner Child Is Sad You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. How Is Your Inner Child?

How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 96% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

How I See Things.
Existence begins but with a single thought. Experience and its definition described existence Creation and destruction are one and the same. Dancing like lovers to a symphony to an unseen orchestra. Divinity knows Callousness and compassion and is detached from both. Good and evil are human definitions and as such are beyond the notice of Divinity. Divinity is Balance. Change is immenant, the one total force to which everything is subject. The point of life is what you give it. You are alone. You will always be alone. Those that grace your life with beauty or ugliness only do so because you allow them to. Like wise Freinds and Lovers gift you with thier time and notice. It makes the ennui of Isolation go away if only for a brief time. indulge in, and enjoy the distractions. You have all the power you will ever need, wisdom is the knowledge on how to use it. Just because you can; doesnt alway mean you should. To have a right isn't and implication of unlimited priviled

How I Select Family
There are two qualifications to be designated part of my Family here... First you must be someone I know and trust. I am a very private person. I don't feel the need to show these pics to a bunch of strangers from the internet. Second, you must be approved by my husband to be put on my Family list. It's only fair because he is the photographer who took the pictures... and well... I'm his wife. :-) (Please don't go over my head to ask for approval from him. If you do I will probably never put you on it then.) If you want to get on this list, talk to me, be my friend and we will see if a good, trusting relationship develops. Thanks!

How I Used To Feel... Befor I Got Married
Sunday, November 20, 2005 i am insane Current mood: indescribable Category: Writing and Poetry maybe happiness is accepting that i am too broken to be held...like so much shattered glass...a living sculpture, cracked, sharp edges, lonely and wanting to be embraced, pretending to be pristine, if you try, you will bleed, you will hate...can anyone take the pain? find the smooth spots to grasp? the right grip? maybe happiness is being alone and pretty on my platform, dancing silently

How Is Your Soul?
How is your soul? [pics] Your soul is broken.You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

How It Normally Is
Psst....can you hear me? whispering into your ear. Are you comfortable because the straps won`t tear. Did you think it was funny, or that I wouldn`t care? I`m coming after you for the shit you did, I`ll make your existance rare. All I want are your rights. You shouldn`t have the priviledge of keeping them. THEY SAY HATE IS A STRONG WORD. I SAY IT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT FOR ME TO USE IT WHEN TALKING OR THINKING ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE TRASH TAKEN OUT, THE GUM ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE, THE DOG SHIT PEOPLE HATE WALKING THROUGH. YOU`RE A FUCKING LOSER, YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU`RE A FAILURE TO EXISTING PROPERLY. YOU`RE A FAILURE TO BE A RESPONSIBLE FATHER. YOU ARE A FUCKING FAILURE! MY HAPPINESS COMES WITH YOUR DEMISE. ALL I EVER SAW WERE LIES AS I STARED INTO YOUR EYES. KARMA COMES TIMES THREE. IF THAT IS TRUE YOU`RE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN LIKE NOTHING YOU EVER ONCE KNEW. I`M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU! hehe i feel better, a little

How Is Your Soul
How is your soul? [pics] Your soul is broken.You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

How It Made Me Feel
Hello everyone this movie was awesome ......... it really had a deep impact on me.. Lets just say i have the most wonderful people in my life my hree children and my husband... i also have some great friends that are very much part of me as my family. I really consider them more of family than anything in this world they dont judge me and they support me in all i do just as a real family should... They even support my husband as well. This Movie made me realize that no matter what you do in life the ones that mean the most to you or you mean the most to will always be there waiting for you. i did have to learn a very hard way and i know now deep down i will never forget my friends "my family" in Lubbock TX. I love you all and i love my husband and our 3 awesome children I reccomend everyone to watch this awesome Movie it is the best..Broken Bridges

How I Lost The Weight
I have been receiving a lot of messages asking how I'm losing so much weight so I decided to make a blog addressing it. First let me just say how awesome it is that you want to improve yourself! Exercise is very important when losing weight but what is even more important is your diet. When it comes to losing weight 80% of it is what you're eating. My diet consists of turkey, fish, chicken, fruits and vegetables. I cut out almost all carbs. No pasta, no bread. Oatmeal is a good source of carbs without it affecting negatively on your diet. It's always important to eat consistantly throughout the day. 5 or 6 small meals is most ideal. Also, I have been taking green tea pills and hoodia as supplements that help also, they are natural. I also drink protein shakes for those in between meal snacks. I work out 3 days a week doing cardio, weight training, and yoga. The initial weight I lost, I was working out at a club called Curves (for women only, found all over the world.) They have

How I'm Currently Feeling.
You win some, you lose some You got streets and books smarts,im just the Confused one But im done playin games But Im not namin names Not gettin my hands dirty with blood stains Not gonna fall to the level of all these mothafuckin lames No need to get heated, Mothafucka just cool it Oh wtf am I sayin, This is all fuckin bullshit Fuck you, Fuck him I love you, you love him Fuck love, Admire hate If I die now I wont retire late You can leave out the backdoor,Ill take the fire escape You win I lose, I guess this is checkmate *GUNSHOT*

How It Felt - You Think You Know
You apologized for ever doubting me. It`s to fucking late you`re nothing to me. You said you know what it feels like to be me back then, to know how I felt. You haven`t, you aren`t, going through, gone through, the hell you put me through. How could you possibly know? You have to go through the hell I went through to know what I went through, to feel what I felt. Walk on your hands and knees through hell and back on sharder glass and you still won`t know. You will never know until you experience my pain, until my energy passes through you. Which I swear to hell it had better not. I`m so fucking pissed off and mentally torn to bits I can`t even think of anything justifying to put in here. Jesus Fucking Christ! I WANT YOU DEAD! I WANT TO BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING EMPTY HEAD! JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU JUST DO THE WORLD AND THESE CHILDREN A FAVOR! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!! I....FUCKING.....HATE YOU!!!!!!

How Is It....
...That a pulse exists in a bloodless heart, ...That silence is louder than a horde of screaming banshee at Samhain's, ...That a word, just one, can determine hatred or love, life or death, wealth or poverty. ...That selfiness precedes like or love ...That trying really isn't worth it, just do it, and let it all go.

How Ironic My Fav Drink Lol
You scored as vodka. you are vodka. very strong but a def fave amongst the young and old, (and the hardcore alcoholics) you are versitile and can be taken straight up or mixed. daiquaries100%vodka100%midori88%bourbon83%champagne83%whiskey79%absinthe71%wine54%rum54%beer38%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com

How_i_feel_inside
I turn too see all the meaning of my life. And I see long traveled roads of heart-ache and pain. Looking back too all of the madness I have survived, it is a wonder I have stayed sain. My heart has become as cold and hard as an ice-burge in a dark and bitter sea. I live within a shell of what once was me. I have cryed rivers and ocens of tear. Built-up through long suffering years. Looking for a love that will shine with a warmth of happiness and joy too melt my heart. Seeking someone who will always be with me through all that life throws at us, and will never part. Hoping that someday I will find that love I so long for deep-inside. So, that within my shell I will nolonger hide. I look now and see a shining blinding light in the sky. Shinning bright and pure with a warming glow, cause it your love I have found, this I know. And it slowly melting the ice that is around me. Soon to soar and be set free. Cause your love is what I have searched for. And it is your love that was always me

How I Fell Out Of A Helicopter
How I Fell Out Of A Helicopter or....Exiting A Chopper the Really Fast Way There is no doubt that I was the first kid on my block to fall out of a helicopter in flight. Here's how it happened: So we're in this CH-46 Sea Knight in Az. A bunch or Marines. We're hovering about 15 - 20 feet off the desert floor when I, in my my infinite wisdom, decide to stand up. Now, you gotta picture this: I'm dressed in full combat gear, rifle in hand, looking for all the world like John Wayne. Why I decided that the end of the ramp would be a good place to stand during flight is beyond me. I guess this was still in my "achieving wisdom" segment of life. Anyway, so I'm standing there on there on there ramp, like a dumbass, and the chopper lurches forward just ever so slightly. When the bird went forward, in keeping with the laws of physics....I went aft which, as luck would have it, put me in the exact spot where the helicopter was only a moment before. Only now, there was no helicopter there.

How I Cost The Marine Corps $2,4 Million In One Day
How I Cost The Marine Corps $2.4 Million In One Day This is one maybe I should not confess to but it was like 23 years ago so, there's probably a statute of limitations or something. We were having a missile shoot out of Kanehoe, Hi. The idea was to shott a AIM-9 Sidewinder missile at a target drone over the ocean without destroying the drone. Since the drones cost $800,000.00 each at that time, they were intended to be used over and over. This is how it worked in theory: In the theory, the Ordanceman (me) removes the safe/arm device from the the missile and stencils on the warhead "S/A REMOVED." This way, the missile does not actually explode and the only way to destroy the frone eith it is to shoot it straight up the tail pipe of the drone. A monitoring station then records how close the missile actually comes to the drone, which runs, out fuel, parachutes to the surface, and is re-used. This is how worked in real life: So Im removing all these S/A Devices from these Sidew