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How Normal I Am.... Its Too Weird.
You are 87% normal You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

How Naughty R U?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

How Naughty Are You?
You are a very Naughty GirlTake Are You A Naughty Girl - 18+ ONLY today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.WOW 80 to 100% You are a Very Naughty girl and I think you should contact me now I Dare you to show me your nawty pics, lets get nawty NOW! click here JOIN MY FRIENDS AT LOST CHERRY

How Naughty (or Nice) Were You This Year?
You Were Pretty Average This Year You Were 45% Naughty, 55% Nice You tried to be a good girl this year... But as you know, being good isn't that fun! If you're extra sweet, you may have enough time to get on that nice list. How Naughty (Or Nice) Were You This Year?

How Normal Am I? Lmao
You Are 55% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

How Normal Are You?
You Are 70% Normal Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?

How Normal Are U
You Are 65% Normal Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?

How Nice Are You?
You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice75%Immature50%Outgoing44%Shy25%Dramatic25%Fun13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

How Not To Take A Camera Phone Pic
Decided to try out the 2.0 megapixel cam on the new phone but it didnt turn out so well. For about an hour sat and tried to figure out why it was taking such bad pics. lol guess you have to be smarter than the camera and put the lense cover all the way open. Doh! *giggle* Playing on cam live right now if you want to stop by and say Hi.

How Nerdy Are You?
You Are 16% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?

How Not To Approach A Woman Online The 1st Time You Email Them!
These emails came to me on myspace so feel free to torture the 2 bafoons who would write shit like this to a complete stranger! LOL #1 THE LEGEN.. http://www.myspace.com/villyb Date: Dec 8 2006 3:09 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: I WANT YOU TO COME TO BOSTON SO I CAN EAT YOUR PUSSY FOR HRS... #2 Laqutis http://www.myspace.com/134916482 Date: Dec 9 2006 6:38 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: sex Body: u lok lke u fuck lke crzy. I bet u could mke me cum bi lickn my balls #3 Laqutis http://www.myspace.com/134916482 Date: Dec 9 2006 7:02 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: u Body: urr box must taste like heavn Seriously if you havent got enough braincells to spell or any morals or class to email to anyone, why bother? These are examples of pure idiocy!

How Not To Talk To God
Here is a story I like to tell all the time and I likely tell it better drunk. When I was five years old, my twin brother and I got home from Sunday school and had an idea. We stole a box of matches and headed over to our neighbor's house to make a small fire with some pine straw for kindling. What actually happened, because it was the middle of summer and it was very dry, all three of my neighbor's bushes were almost instantaneously set ablaze which resulted in a panic from our tattle tale sister (she is also stupid but thats a whole bunch of other stories) who was watching across the street. She did what she always does and went to tell our mom what we had done. After about ten minutes, the fire burned itself out and my neighbor finished it off with a garden hose. After the fire was extiguished, my mother, who was partially in shock and very much angry, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck (yeah I was always the easiest to nab) and shook me asking, "What the hell were you to doin

How Not To Start A Conversation With Me!
OK if you've messaged me you guys know that I answer back as much as humanly possible, but for all you new people and the old one's that haven't tried to talk to me yet but decide to one day remember this conversation.....It's an example of what not to do....why? because it will get you blocked...

The How Nice Are Your Tits Test
It's funny, most girls are insecure about their boobs. They don't like the size or shape or something and are always trying to cover them up, then one day, that shy little girl you know pops them out and BAM! Perfect Tits! If she only knew that a nicely shaped, well nippled, firm set was all a person could ever want. Even worse you'll hear a chick talk about how great her tits are just because they're big, you might be inclined to agree too when you see them all pushed up and in your face pokin' out of one of the lowcut blouses she always seems to wear. Then one day she pops off the underwire for you and drooooooooooooooop ... you can hardly tell where her tits stop and her knees start, not to mention the stretch marks and the general impression that they look like two flat tires. So, ladies, you keep telling us that size isn't everything. We actually mean it. Sit down, pull up a chair, and tell us about your titts -- we listen, because we care. Go to .... http://www.okcupi

How Not To Cyber
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and ca

How Not To Be A Millionaire
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: "Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I'

How Normal Are You
You Are 35% Normal You sure do march to your own beat... But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all You think on a totally different wavelength And it's often a chore to get people to understand youHow Normal Are You?

How Naughty Am I
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

How Nice Of You
you need to know this: you can go fuck yourself! i always have to be the peace maker i try to be nice and smile and you being the ignorant bitch you are just say some fucking immature ridicously statement you can say all the shit you want but you can't have my dignity fuck you and your sophmoric ways i'm through with you. the new annie will fucking kill you grrr...

How Not To Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
1) Don't celebrate it on the 6th. 2) Don't wear all green - wrong holiday for that. 3) Don't go around shouting, "Happy Mexican Independence Day!" - that's another holiday as well. 4) Avoid holding a mayonnaise eating contest - in this instance, "Mayo" is the Spanish word for the month of May. 5) Bullfighting is extremely dangerous - leave that to the professional kooks. 6) Don't lie to your kids that they'll get presents from Santa Juan in the morning. 7) A chihuahua throwing contest would attract the attention of PETA - this is not advised. 8) Selling chihuahua ponchos imported from Cuba would have the same effect. 9) Don't purchase or apply any Pico de Gallo eye salve - that is an illegal and dangerous black market item. 10) It's not "Take Your Donkey To Work" day. 11) Avoid wearing your festive tortilla mask when going into the bank - this could be misinterpreted. 12) Today is not the day to hold your anti-immigration rally in the barrio. 13) Man

How Nerdy Are You?
Yay! I'm not so nerdy after all! You Are 24% Nerdy You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture. How Nerdy Are You?

How Not To Be A Friend!!
transam19810@ CherryTAP DOWN RATING NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!! his reason i dont like u naked but u have great eyes like WTF why would u even bother looking in my NSFW and goin out of ur way to downrate it if u didnt want to see it he needs a lesson on how to be a friend oh and he blocked me b4 i could say anything to him ppl like him = SCUm :D transam19810@ CherryTAP

How Normal Am I?? Boy Is This Wrong....
You Are 45% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

How Naughty R U ?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

How Now, Mitch!
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How Not To Rob A Bank
HOW NOT TO ROB A BANK 1. PICK THE RIGHT BANK You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, Calif.,who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. 2. SPEAK TO THE RIGHT TELLER One robber in Upland, Calif., presented his note to the teller, and her father who was in the next line got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the nut to the ground and sat on him until the authorities arrived. 3. DON'T SIGN YOUR DEMAND NOTE Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburg....on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detroit and in East Hartford. Conn., on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's signature and account number. 4. GO EASY ON THE DISGUISE One robber dressed as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first in a glass door. He was the first criminal ever to be positively identified by lip-print. 5. BE AWARE OF THE TIME To th

How Naughty Are You?
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

How New Jersey Are You?
You Are 27% New Jersey! You are not New Jersey, based on this score. You're probably not from this great state. And if that is true, then you are missing out, my friend!How New Jersey Are You?Make Your Own Quiz

How Not To Rob A Bank
Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans. Speak To The Right Teller: One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived. Don't Sign Your Demand Note: Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robb

How Naughty Are You
please send youe answers to me 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little corny? 12) Would you ever consider a 3 sum? 13) How hard would you do me? 14) Is this making you ho

How Not To Get Invited Back To Church
1. During Communion, when handed a wafer, declare loudly: "No thanks, I'm a pagan." 2. During Communion, when handed a wafer or wine, libate. 3. During Communion, when handed a wafer, break off a piece and pass it to the person on you left, saying "May you never hunger." 4. During Communion, when offered wine, pull out your athame and perform the symbolic Great Rite. 5. Ask if the communion wafers come with dipping sauce. If anyone answers "No" pull out a bottle of honey mustard. 6. After eating the wafer and drinking the wine, emit a LOUD burp and sigh. 7. Vomit. 8. When the minister invites the congregation to pray, pull out a drum and start chanting. 9. Make change from the collection plate. 10. During the sermon, keep raising your hand. 11. Keep referring to Jesus as "God's Bastard". 12. Get "the spirit". (This works best in Catholic or Southern Baptist venues) 13. While the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat

~ How Not To Feel~
I stare in the mirror cover my ears and refuse to listen to the pleas of my soul fighting with the suffocation of my head. I tear old pictures from the frames toss them in the waste basket at my feet with dirty scraps and pencil shavings and torn letters and broken dreams. I see a lost little girl lying to her own heart to protect the woman she has become. Dressed up in pretty clothes with grown up shoes and paper dolls on her bed. fairy tales and and curled hair remain a staple of her diet on a feast of famine she stuffs in her throat when she can not speak. Truth is an elusive love is a satire we tell little girls who grow up and become barren haters of the life they are force to lead . i lie to myself and to the people i love . i can not allow love in my life . for all the people in this life who have attempted and failed to love the woman I am . I am sorry for the truth I have forced you to face . Love is not real. Love is pain. Pain is real. reality is bent . Normalcy is maggot r

How Not To Make A First Impression
Has FUBAR gotten to the point where, upon searching for (god knows why I am still even on this site) friendly people to chat with, and instead see a profile laden with such rage, the absolute last thing I feel compelled to do is say hello. Also, enough with the flipping off pics. It's classless.

How Naughty Are You?
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

How Not To Dispose Of A Christmas Tree
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man threw himself out of an apartment window along with a Christmas tree during a late-night attempt to dispose of his festive decorations. The man fell 22 feet after he lost his balance throwing the tree onto the street Saturday, police in the western city of Moenchengladbach said. The tree did not break the victim's fall. "There's a TV advert showing people having fun throwing their old Christmas trees out the window," said police spokesman Willy Thevessen Monday. "But you're not supposed to jump with them." The man was taken to hospital in critical condition with severe head injuries after witnesses saw him fall. (Reporting by Erik Kirschbaum; Editing by Giles Elgood) © Reuters 2008 All rights reserved

How Nerdy Are You?
You Are 12% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?

How Neurotic Are You?
I really hope Im not the only one who does this. Have you eve been soo emotionally detached, that from time to time you, for example, play songs that you know are gonna sting like a bitch, but you just wanna feel some thing. Anything. We all know which emotions are more fun to experience, but if those arent an option, and you go for years without feeling much of anything, am I the only one that would prefer pain to a slow decay? Another exmple... Met a girl, didnt work out,(sound familiar) and rather than handling it in a mature fashion,(yeah right) the playlist on the mp3 player that accompanies me damn near everywhere tended to lean heavily towrd songs that reminded me of her. Im sure theres a clinical term for this. lol. I couldnt experience the emotion Id long ago forgotten about, so I handled how I knew I would. I burned in it reeeeeaaaalll good. The inevitable anguish that was to come, was, to me, still another emotion I hadnt felt in a long time. So just to feel somet

How Nirvana Works
How Nirvana Works by Tom Harris Introduction to How Nirvana Works You probably hear the word "nirvana" pretty often -- people might say they've achieved nirvana when they're really happy, for example, or they might talk about going to nirvana as an eternal reward after death. Then, of course, there's the famous rock band Nirvana, who adopted the term with a certain amount of irony. So the word is fully entrenched in the modern vocabulary. But do you know what it actually means? To most people in the Western world, religious nirvana is a total mystery. In this article, we'll find out the truth about this fascinating concept, and we'll see how it fits into Buddhism and Hinduism. If you don't know much about Eastern religion, you'll probably be surprised at what nirvana actually is. Buddhist Nirvana Religious Diversity Hinduism and Buddhism are divided into many different sects with a wide variety of beliefs. Many theologians don't even recognize Hinduis

How Not To Have Cybersex
How not to have cybersex How to succeed with women virtually. Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.Ther

How (not) To Get A Date
Some people (me) are born attractive; others (not-me) come from a gene pool contaminated by radioactive waste. Everyone wants to be the object of one's desire, but this is not always easy to achieve, unless you're a taco, money, or Italian. For those of us that aren't tacos, sometimes alcohol can assist with the desire-ing process, but sometimes you may spend $300 buying drinks for some girl and all her friends and then when they're leaving you ask for her phone number and she says "Oh, I don't think my boyfriend wouldn't approve of that". A good way to gauge how do-able you are is by analyzing how you attempt to attract a male suitor/female humanoid. If your only chance of meeting someone is at club Braille, where the drink menu is in raised dots and all the people carry white canes, odds are you have a great personality. Here's a hint - it's a four letter word. And it's not 'Sexy'... Perhaps you hang out at Borders book store, attempting to look sexy while flippin

How Not To Get Rated On Fu
So even though my "join" date is pretty old, I let this account sit for abit and did nothing with it. After some urging by friends I reopened this account and decided to do something with it. However I have quickly learned that this site much like a few others is mainly about boobs. Cmon lets face it, if you are not a female and willing to show EVERYTHING then you dont get rated or added, Even worse is the sneaking way some females on here title pic albums as "My super secret naughty pics" which tricks guys into asking for an add so they can peek at this album which only contains graphics that were downloaded but hey, the trick worked and BAM they are rated. It really should be a crime to how stupid we as males can be, and how easy you females manipulate us,..... why do we run the world again? Oh yeah, we don't women just let us think we do.

How Necessary Is It To Remind
How necessary is it to remind A loving couple that they are in love? Perhaps a well-placed word might pierce the rind, Penetrating hearts that dormant prove. Years accumulate like fallen snow, Vast fields of understanding, thick and cold, As time surrenders even those who know, Leaving love a story long since told. Each year, therefore, occasion must be made, Name-day of love, that lovers all might speak, Taking a risk that else they might evade, In search of pleasure even angels seek. Need comes slowly, like a warm spring rain. Except one sing, the song must be in vain.

How Not To Make Friends
I am very limited in what I can do on fubar while at work. Today I was collecting user ID's of auto 11's for a bomb after I got home. When I got home I readied my list and checked my bar tab and found this: http://fubar.com/user/2172006 was on my list to bomb, I don't think so now. I will wait on my bomb. You see, her #1 is the benefactor of a level 37, who I recently added to my family for leveling reasons, points tonight. The level 37 is having a Happy Hour tonight and to help his benefactor I was planning to use the bomb during that Happy Hour. I guess landing on her profile and not rating it is grounds for a 1 and a block. 29,000+ points for her and ?? for her #1 lost.

How Not To Be A Stalker
Here's a pro-tip... If a girl who has convinced you that she wants to be with you suddenly changes her cell phone number, and then you call her house phone and discover that not onlydoes she not give you her new number, but her former boyfriend (you know, the one she complained about stalking her and giving her grief in public) is at her house without the stressed tone of voice that comes from being kicked out... ... leave it alone. Find another hobby. She's not worth it, and neither is the emotional beat-down you're already experiencing. Just sayin'.

How Not To Be A Whore At The Usmc Ball
Remember that while your Marine is happy to have you on his arm, this function is about the Marines. It's their birthday. Happy birthday to THEM. Try to keep your pre-flight to a minimum, if any, so that at best you will arrive smelling like perfume and at worst you won't smell like Jager bombs. Try to follow the intended dress code. Google it if necessary. Remember that the laws about indecent exposure apply, even within the closed doors of your ball's venue. Attempt to wear shoes you can walk in. There are any number of things which can require you to need them. No corsages. Refer to number 1 above. Try not to be too judgmental of other ladies. Some of us don't spend hundreds of dollars on our hair and nails. We just may not care as much about the packaging. But we're people, too. Smile from time to time and say Hi to people. They won't bite and they usually like it. Do not attempt to teach your Marine (or his friends) the correct way to do the Electric Slide. Tha

How Not To Handle Stress
So when I get stressed and overwhelmed I do the worst thing ever...nothing. I have a research proposal due on Tuesday, as well as a quiz and a midterm. I'm so overwhelmed by the idea of it that instead of taking things one step at a time and studying, I've just procrastinated to hell and back and done nothing. For example, instead of studying for my midterm or looking through journals for articles on my research, I am typing a blog on Fubar. The work WILL get done, it always does, but unfortunately I now only have one day to accomplish it. Thankfully I only have 1 class tomorrow and am off work. Wish me luck. I seriously am going to study before I go to bed though.

How -not- To Level On Fubar.com
Oh yeah. We all do it. Sometimes it's fun to be able to laugh at yourself and well, this is just one of those times...come all this way to level right? ...And then you.. Fail by shanking your bomb by two folders! Nice right? Fubar lesson of the day: If you're going to level, don't fail like I did..lol. Hope you all have a good weekend and peace.

How Open Minded Are You
You Are 68% Open Minded You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.How Open Minded Are You?

How Obsessive Are You
You Are 20% Obsessive You're less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world... While you do get hung up from time to time, you're excellent at clearing your mind.How Obsessive Are You?

How Old Are You?
Age is a quality of mind. If you have left your dreams behind, If Hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead, If your ambitions’ fires are dead - Then you are old. But if from life you take the best, If in life you keep the jest, If love you hold; No matter how the years go by, No matter how the birthdays fly - You are not old.

How Old Are You?
You Are 23 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

How Old Is Granpa Or Ma For That Matter???
How old is Grandpa??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. ?It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' ???? ? television '???? ? penicillin '???? ? polio shots '???? ? frozen foods ' ???? ? Xerox '???? ? contact lenses '???? ? Frisbees and '???? ? the pill There were no: '???? ? credit cards '???? ? laser beams or '???? ? ball-point pens Man had not invented: '???? ? pantyhose '???? ? air conditioners '???? ? dishwashers '???? ? clothes dryers '???? ? and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and '???? ? man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together. Every family had a father a

How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 80% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open-minded Am I?
You Are 64% Open Minded You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Open Are You?
You Are 72% Open You're a pretty open person - and you don't mind sharing the good, bad, and sometimes ugly. And while sometimes you do catch yourself blabbing on, you usually exhibit restraint. You're openness is quite refreshing, and it encourages other people to be open with you! How Open Are You?

How Our Love Begun
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about. We long to be with each other , and one day we know we will. Then at last our dreams have come true, when we both say I DO !!!!!

How Obbsessive Am I ?
You Are 36% Obsessive You tend to have a few obsessive thoughts, but you generally have them under control. Sometimes your worries keep you up at night, though they usually don't interfere with your life. How Obsessive Are You?

How One Cause The Other
i have recently found out that when our ego is bruised we seek revenge, when we do this we have opened up the magickal doors to a evil realm where once we step into it is damn hard to leave,when we seek revenge we pay for it 10 fold,this of course is different when we have to defend ourselves as long as we dont wait 2 weeks to do so as then it becomes revenge....cant have one without the other..

How Old Am I
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten

How Outrageous Are You?
You Are 53% Outrageous! You are somewhat outrageous, most definitely. In fact you are more outrageous than not, meaning that you have a solid non-conformist streak and are willing to freak people out and do some crazy stuff. However you aren't off the deep-end. You are grounded in some normal behavior and can "pass" as normal if you need to.How Outrageous Are You?

How Old Are You?
You Are 24 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

How Often Do You Ask God To Hurry?
How often do you ask God to hurry? "O Lord, I am calling to you. Please hurry! Listen when I cry to you for help! Accept my prayer as incense offered to you, and my upraised hands as an evening offering. Psalm 141:1-2 NLT " The Second Thanksgiving "The year was 1623. The Pilgrims had been in the New World for two and half years. The first Thanksgiving of 1621 was only a memory by this time because this summer's drought was jeopardizing everything. Not even the Indians could remember anything like it. The settlers had planted more corn than before, but without any rainfall, there would be no harvest. Daily they had prayed that God would send rain, but he hadn't answered. As the psalmist did in Psalm 141:1, they were begging God to hurry. Finally, the settlers set aside an entire day for prayer and worship. As they went for worship, the "heavens were as clear and the drought as like to continue as it ever was," yet when they left the meeting, "the weather was overca

How Open Are You?
You Are 31% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

How Old Am I
How old am I? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesig

How Often Do You Fly?
Someone just sent me a photo or an airplane that doesn't appear to be getting the proper maintenance. You should be able to tell by the planes colors what company it is… Personally if I saw a crack in a window this large, I would be reaching for a parachute… http://www.winthelotto.net/airplane_window_crack.jpg

How Old Are You
You Are 27 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

How Open Minded?
You Are 80% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Old We're You The First Time You...
1. Fell in love - 2. Lost someone close to you - 3. got drunk - 4. smoked weed - 5. Got kissed - 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - 7. Got your heart broken - 8. Lost a pet - 9. Got arrested - 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 11. Broken a bone- 12. Got a job - 13. Got cheated on - 15. Went to a concert - 16. Got your own cell phone - 17. Had 1st boy/girl friend - 18. Got a myspace account - 19. Snuck out of the house - 20. Pierced other than your ears - 21. Had sex - 22. Got in a fight - 23. Snuck someone in your house - Okay now repost this with the title : "how old were u when u first?"

How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 76% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Open Minded Am I?
You Are 84% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Open Are You......
You Are 43% Open You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy. You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. How Open Are You?

How Often Do You Want To "get Even?"
How often do you want to "get even?" The Lord despises double standards of every kind. Proverbs 20:10 NLT Never pay back evil to anyone. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable. Do your part to live in peace with everyone, as much as possible. Dear friends, never avenge yourselves. Leave that to God. For it is written, "I will take vengeance; I will repay those who deserve it," says the Lord. Romans 12:17-19 NLT Don't say, "I will get even for this wrong." Wait for the Lord to handle the matter. Proverbs 20:22 NLT God's measure How often do we see the evil around us and pray for God's justice? We wonder, Why does God allow this evil to go on! This kind of thinking leads to two of the most common double standards: (1) judging others more harshly than we judge ourselves, and (2) believing God should judge others but remain lenient with us. The Lord despises double standards because they elevate one person at the expense of others. These man-ma

How Obessive-compulsive Are You?
You Are 74% Obsessive-Compulsive! You're a overly meticulous with routines and cleanliness. Still shouldn't be OC but you're on your way there. Just give yourself a little more randomness now and again and you should be okay.How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?

How Old Are You?
George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, y ou're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping a

How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 68% Open Minded You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Old Am I ???
Subject: How Old Am I ? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagent to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I

How Old My Soul Is Lol
You scored as 20-35. You are in your prime, but are feeling a little up-tight about life. Chill out!20-3545%Age 0-12 years35%Age 13-19 years35%Age 71+ years20%Age 36-70 years5%How old is your SOUL?created with QuizFarm.com

How Odd.
Mom and Dad told me of the mansion/castle. I went, armed with cigarettes and latex gloves to explore, and check it out. It was huge, sprawling, many drop offs and pits. A river ran under it. Night fell, I had to shimmy over a waterfall, easily 100' in the air. I found Death's scythe, and knew with it, I could have Her, and the power to rule. I refused, and left it. Eventually I found my way back out, days had passed, and I had no idea where I was. I wanderd the town until I found someone, and I asked where I was. "Ruth, New York" hundreds of miles from where I started. The couple I spent the night with knew of the castle, too. Time passed. Somehow it became mine....I asked what She would have looked like, had I taken the scythe. I was led to a ledge holding a statue of Her, only She was corrupt, and evil. I knew it was better this way, then. Still, I missed Her. I loved Her dearly. I hugged the statue in lieu of her. I never noticed the statue moving forward, being pushed

How Open Are You?
You Are 29% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

How Open Minded Are You??
You Are 92% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Obsessive Am I
You Are 56% Obsessive You're somewhat obsessive, especially when it comes to a couple things (like horrifying thoughts or cleanliness). As long as your quirks aren't interrupting your life, it's all good. How Obsessive Are You?

23 How Often Should I Do It?
I just couldn't avoid using that title. The most often reply I get from most is every day, others say 2-3 times a day. But wait, this thing is about getting in shape and we already talked about sex as a way to get fit. As far as workouts go the quantity is very important if you are going for a championship. Back when I was racing a lot I learned, very often in brutal ways, that the ability to train a lot was probably more beneficial than having basic talent in an event. Everyone has more capability than they use except in extreme circumstances so the ability to train hard brings those capabilities into your growing list of things that you've got available. Very few of us are going to want to get to that level and certainly far less want to pay the price that it takes to get there. So, our question here is how much should I workout in order to get what I want. Everyone has different ability to recover from exertion. Everyone will be sore to some degree and it takes time

How Old Is Grandpa???
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. Grandpa said, "I was born before:" ' television ' penicillin ' polio shots ' frozen foods ' Xerox ' contact lenses ' Frisbees and ' the pill There was no: ' radar ' credit cards ' laser beams or ' ball-point pens Man had not invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners ' dishwashers ' clothes dryers ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

How Old Is Grandpa???
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: 'television 'penicillin 'polio shots 'frozen foods 'Xerox 'contact lenses 'Frisbees and 'the pill There were no: 'credit cards 'laser beams or 'ball-point pens Man had not invented: 'pantyhose 'air conditioners 'dishwashers 'clothes dryers 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and e

.how.old.when.blah.blah.blah.
How old were you when you first.... 1. Fell in love - 17 2. Lost someone close to you - 19 3. Got drunk - 18 4. Smoked weed - 21 5. Got kissed - 18 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - 21 7. Got your heart broken badly - 20 8. Lost a pet - 19 9. Got arrested - nope not me not i 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 17 11. Broken a bone - 18 months 12. Went to a concert - 17 13. Had 1st boy/girl friend - 17 15. Got a cherryTAP account - 31 16. Sneaked out of the house - nope not me not i...n shouldnt it be 'snuck' 17. Pierced other than your ears - 28th birthday

How Open Minded Are You
You Are 76% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.How Open Minded Are You?

How... Odd. No Complaints Here, Mind... Well... Not In The Short Term...
I can access my homepage (cherrytap.com/home.php ) without going through 25 layers of "update your quicktime version" warning. I haven't yet, but I can. Hrm... Good. Because at this aye moment, yes, ;^) I have to start a laundry... *vanishes*

How Open Minded Are You?
This is definately me...Give Me a reason to change my beliefs and I will do so..... You Are 81% Open MindedYou are open minded. You aren't at all judgmental, you accept and honor every one's beliefs. You're definitely willing to drop your beliefs if someone can provide good enough reason to do so.How Open Minded Are You?MySpace Quizzes at PimpSurveys.com

How One Leopard Changed Its Spots ... And Saved A Baby Baboon
She is the ultimate predator - a sleek and stealthy killer. Pouncing on her prey, she silences the baboon with one swipe of a vicious paw. Then, suddenly, something stirs in the dead animal's fur, and the law of the jungle is rewritten. From the bedraggled pelt of her kill crawls a tiny infant - a one-day-old baboon. In that moment, this young leopard forgets she is a hunter, and nurtures the baby baboon as if it were her own cub. Smelling blood, a pack of hyenas gather to finish off the kill. Legadema, as she has been named by the camera crew who took these moving shots, carefully carries the baby baboon high up into a tree for protection. There, she cuddles the newborn to her for warmth through the long, African night. "It was as if nature had turned on its head completely," says Dereck Joubert, a filmmaker who followed Legadema for three-and-a-half years in her natural habitat, the Okavango Delta of Botswana - the verdant flood plains known as Africa's Garden of Eden.

How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 92% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

How Outrageous Are You?
You Are 77% Outrageous! You are outrageous. Your score is rather high, meaning you are a bit of a wild and unique individual who most likely has a hard time fitting in with society's accepted standards. You march to your own beat and don't care what other people think!How Outrageous Are You?

How Old Am I?
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00. A couple of weeks later, feeling pretty good about the results, she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She says, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go, but when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are." They sit in silence on the empty street u

How Odd
WOW how odd is this...last night I decided I didnt want to cook so I ordered chinese for dinner.... Well as we all know we get our fortune cookie with it and as some know how stressed I have been lately.... Funny thing is my fortune cookie tells me the following: Although it feels like a roller coaster now, life will calm down How odd is that? Ya tell me...Could it very well be true?

How Often ????
A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'Fuck You,' and I holler back, 'Fuck You too.'"

How Old I Act
You Are 21 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

How Old Were You?
1. Fell in love – 16 2. Lost your virginity - 16 3. Got drunk - 20 5. Got French kissed - 12 6. Went to the hospital for surgery- 21 7. Got your heart broken badly - 20 8. Lost a pet - little 9. Got arrested - working on it. 10. Smoked a Cigarette -7 11. Broken a bone - 23 12. Went to a concert - 18 13. Got your own mobile phone - 21 14. Got a speeding ticket - 18 15. Got a MySpace account - 24 16. Snuck out of the house - Didn't have to take such drastic measures 17. Pierced other than your ears - 22 18. Got a tattoo – 22 19. Bought porn – 19 but watched it way before that. 20. Went to a club - 22 21. Transfered to a new school - 13 22. Totaled a car - Haven't (knocking on wood) 23. Moved out of your parents house - 19 24. Drove more than 100 miles alone - 18 25. How old are you now - 25

How Our Night Went
This was copied from my dayghters Blog so you can see how our night went. well lets see today a person that at one time thought was a family friend freaked out when we wouldnt answer the door . started knocking on windows then walked out back of our house doing only god knows what, told the guy that lives above us off, and then what TOTALLY FREAKS ME OUT the whole time that i just thought this person was being nice to me and my family was only trying to gain mine and my families trust so that he could get my 14yr old daughter so that he could molest her(thank god all the stuff came to the front tonight before he had the chance to do anything), tomorrow morning off to the court house to get protection paper to keep him away from all of us. After all this it is for sure gonna be soooooooooooo hard to trust people, well with the exception of all that stood by me tonight Sarah, Jess,Yancey, Lee,My Mom and officer Brooke.....thank you guys i love you all

How Odd!
Yeah, my insomnia continues ad I tried to sleep all night but couldn't. So feeing rather odd I was just thinking about two things that strike me as the most beautiful things I know. 1. The density of water. Water has an amazing characteristic that makes life possible on this planet. Let's start with the gaseous form of water, steam. Water is least dense when it is steam and at the point it cools enough to form a liquid the density rises dramatically. Water, then gets denser as the temperature drops, all the way down to the point it becomes a solid, ice. It is at that point an amazing and beautiful thing happens. The density drops again, and so we have the fact that ice floats in water. If not for that fact ice would settle to the bottom of ponds and lakes and we would have no possibility for life as we know it. That's just beautiful! 2. The French term for orgasm is "une petite mort", or "a little death". I think that might be the most romantic thing I have ever heard! It's the a

How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin

How Obsessed Are You???
How Obsessed Are YOU???created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Really Overluy Stalker Obsessed...Not The Good Kind, Anyway. You scare me. You'd probably scare them. You might want to tone DOWN the stalker, and work more on being a friendly, yet loveable friend. Because, trust me, sistah, (or, brotha), no respectful celeb is going to want to spend time with a crazy psyco...Really Overluy Stalker Obsessed...Not The Good Kind, Anyway.50% Regular, GOOD kind of Obsessed40% Not At All (Whyd you take the quiz?)5%

"how Old Are You?"
“How Old Are You?” Age is a quality of the mind. If you have left your dreams behind, If hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead, If your ambitions’ fires are dead --- Then you are old. But if from life you take the best, And if in life you keep the jest, If love you hold; No matter how the years go by, No matter how the birthdays fly ___ You are not old. H.S. Fritsch

How Old Were You The First Time You?
How Old Were You 1. When you first fell in love – 17 2. Got a myspace account - 37 3. Got drunk - - 16 4. Smoked weed - 15 5. Got french kissed - 17 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - 23 7. Got your heart broken badly - last year 8. Lost a pet -7 that I can remember 9. Got arrested - never 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 15 11. Broken a bone - 14 12. Went to a concert - 19 13. Got your own cell phone - 36 14. Got a speeding ticket - Never 15. Ran away -never 16. Snuck out of the house -never 17. Pierced other than your ears - None. 18. Got a tattoo - last year 19. Bought porn - Never 22. Totaled a car - I never did it, I was hit...at 28 23. Moved out of your parents house -18 25. How old are you now? - 39 26. Had a kid - 18 27. Lost your virginity - 17

How Online Time Can Affect Ones Work
Today @ work I was called to the office yikes! I was told and shown some screen shots of me having fun while not on the clock. I am a school counselor @ a public school. Apparently a kid so they say came into a particular lounge that I fequent when I get off work. I was in my oppion just having fun. In their's I was showing a distasteful side of myself. Also that actions maybe taken against me. Who can be judge and jury here of my time away from the school. Is this right? I do not know how this will affect me in my favorite room or if I will even let it affect me. This is my time noone elses.

How Often Sickness Can Provide Clarity
Do not make someone a priority, when you are only an option... That is my new headline and it seems to fit me rather well. I have been on both sides of this happy equation. But we'll get back to that in a bit. Got my recall letter from my previous job so it looks like my happy butt is going back to working 19 hour days here shortly in order to get out of debt and recover from some of my more foolish endeavors. I'll be working 6am to 2:30pm Mon-Fri and 2:30pm til 1am Mon-Thurs, I'll do this for a few months or so given that I over extended myself on more than a few things but hey...when did I ever do anything half-ass, A few people have voiced some concern in regards to my health and it is much appriciated. But that being said it's either this or a slow decent into ruin. Who knows this may also keep my mind off of things that have been running rampant in my mind. Poor choices, excessive amiount of faith......that sort of thing. Now back to the first line. Nothing...NOTHING good

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How Old Is Your Soul?Teenage SoulYou have a TEENAGE SOUL! You are built for drama. You tend towards self absorbtion and over reaction. Also, you have zero patience. Try to remember to slow down and think about others once in a while.Personality-Emotion Quizzes

How Old Is Grandpa???
How old is Grandpa??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: 'television 'penicillin 'polio shots 'frozen foods 'Xerox 'contact lenses 'Frisbees and 'the pill There were no: 'credit cards 'laser beams or 'ball-point pens Man had not invented: 'pantyhose 'air conditioners 'dishwashers 'clothes dryers 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25,

How Offensive Is This?
Student Sues School Over Right To Wear Dress by 365Gay.com Newscenter Staff Posted: December 14, 2007 - 1:00 pm ET (Gary, Indiana) A student who was barred from attending a high school prom for wearing a dress is suing Gary, Indiana's West Side High School alleging his civil rights were violated. Kevin Logan arrived at the prom last May wearing a fuchsia, slinky prom dress and heels but was not allowed inside. Principal Diane Rouse stretched her arms across the door of the Senior Prom, blocking Logan's entrance. (story) Logan's classmates and friends rallied to his defense to no avail. "I’m gay. I’m a drag queen,” Kevin said at the time. A lesbian student who wore a tuxedo was not asked to leave the prom. A month later when Logan graduated he wore a dress under his graduation gown. High heels were only slightly visible. (story) Logan's lawsuit argues that his First Amendment rights were violated, including the freedoms of speech, symbolic action, and express

How Old Is Grandpa
> > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > > > Something to ponder, as we head towards the future > > > > > > > > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. > > > > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current > > events. > > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at > > schools, the computer age, and just things in general. > > > > The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: > > > > ' television > > > > ' penicillin > > > > ' polio shots > > > > ' frozen foods > > > > ' Xerox > > > > ' contact lenses > > > > ' Frisbees and > > > > ' the pill > > > > There w ere no: > > > > ' credit cards > > > > ' laser beams or > > > > ' ball-point pens > > > > Man had not invented: > > > > ' pantyhose > > > > ' air conditioners > > > > ' dishwashers > > > > ' clothes dryers > > > > ' and the clothes were hung out to dry

How Open-minded Are You?
I consider myself a very open-minded person. I believe that everyone has a right to do and believe whatever they want, provided they are not injuring or infringing on the rights of others. I have looked at the people I have in my friends and family lists and I have some very different people their. Some might not get along with others here but I like them all for who they are ... all of their differences, eccentricities, kinks and quirks. I might not be "in to" the same things they are, but I respect their rights to express themselves in whatever way they choose. I often wonder about the individuals that call themselves open-minded, yet turn around and bash someone, either physcially or verbally, for being different. How open-minded are you really if you can't accept others that don't fall into your ideal?

How Old Is It?
1. SO HOW OLD IS IT? This whole thing started when Fred (my neighbour) plopped down on my porch. And he asked me, "Did you see that TV program that said the Amazon jungle was several million years old?" "Yes," I responded. "But, Fred, what if it's only 3,000 years old?" "You're having me on," he laughed. "Why, everyone knows..." No, I'm not kidding. Were you aware that huge stone cities, very ancient, with paved streets and tall pyramids choked with forest, have been sighted in the Amazon jungle by several explorers in recent years? These mysterious cities were built when the climate in the Amazon basin was more temperate and the rivers drained a fertile area, but BEFORE the jungle took over. (By the way, that's the very climatic situation one might expect in the aftermath of a global Flood.) Did you know that when cities were first built in South America, the whole Amazon basin was a shallow inland sea? And some Brazilian scientis

How Old Am I? Joke For The Day
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old la

How Open Are You?
You Are 56% Open You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy. You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. How Open Are You?

How Open Am I???
You Are 87% Open To say that you're comfortable in your own skin would be an understatement. You're very into yourself, and you love to tell everybody everything about you. While you may have the makings of the next Oprah, it's likely that people sometimes tune you out! How Open Are You?

How Odd...
In May 2003, 5 years ago, Mother's Day fell on the 11th and the 14th was a Wednesday. This year, Mother's Day also falls on the 11th, and again May 14th falls on a Wednesday. This May 14th, my oldest, my baby, my "clone" as people call her, will turn 5 yrs old. I'm sure this isn't really odd, but funny how things are exactly the same, yet so different. 5 years ago today I was pregnant, sick as a dog from being pregnant, in a relationship with someone who treated me like shit yet I somehow still stayed with him, out of desperation, or what I thought was love, or maybe for lack of better things to occupy my time with. At war with my family. Having on again/off again speaking terms with my mother. Who I didn't speak to that mothers day bcuz of the ways in which she chose to live her life. Now, I'm not pregnant, I have 2 beautiful little girls, who I raise on my own. The piece of shit from 5 years ago is still a piece of shit, I'm in no relationship. I'm falling back into

How Old Do U Act?
You Act Like You Are 19 Years Old You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way. You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life. What Age Do You Act?

How Old Is Grandpa???
How old is Grandpa??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' television ' penicillin ' polio shots ' frozen foods ' Xerox ' contact lenses ' Frisbees and ' the pill There were no: ' credit cards ' laser beams or ' ball-point pens Man had not invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners ' dishwashers ' clothes dryers ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, 'Sir'. And after I turned

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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike and runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing really. The lion was behind bars and I just saw this little kid in danger and I acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well I'm a journalist from the New York Times and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

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How Obama Prepped The World For The Antichrist.
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How Obama Got Elected
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How Old Is Grandpa
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How Old Is Grandpa???
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and things in general.The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:'television'penicillin'polio shots'frozen foods'Xerox'contact lenses'Frisbees and'

How One Lives Is Art!
it's my belief that to live life is to create art.. and everything i have and am is a palette of colors and whatever media i'd like to throw in.. i am creating and what i show to the world is what i've created of myself..

How Ozma Looked Into The Magic Picture
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How Often Do You Say Ok?
the history of the word 'ok'. youll be suprised.... OK1839, only survivor of a slang fad in Boston and New York c.1838-9 for abbreviations of common phrases with deliberate, jocular misspellings (cf. K.G. for "no go," as if spelled "know go"); in this case, "oll korrect." Further popularized by use as an election slogan by the O.K. Club, New York boosters of Democratic president Martin Van Buren's 1840 re-election bid, in allusion to his nickname Old Kinderhook, from his birth in the N.Y. village of Kinderhook. Van Buren lost, the word stuck, in part because it filled a need for a quick way to write an approval on a document, bill, etc. The noun is first attested 1841; the verb 1888. Spelled out as okeh, 1919, by Woodrow Wilson, on assumption that it represented Choctaw okeh "it is so" (a theory which lacks historical documentation); this was ousted quickly by okay after the appearance of that form in 1929. Okey-doke is student slang first attested 1932. Greek immigrants to Am

How Obama Is Making Gas Prices Higher
Yesterday, for the first time since September 2008, the price of a barrel of crude oil topped $100 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. But while the recent unrest in the Middle East has had some marginal effect on rising prices, the most significant factor has been increased oil demand worldwide. That is why, long before the recent protests even began, analysts were predicting $4 a gallon by this summer and $5 a gallon by 2012. Anyone could have predicted that the recovering world economy, coupled with the continued growth of India and China, was going to push oil prices higher. So if an Administration wanted to keep gas prices down, they could have mitigated increased oil demand by increasing domestic oil production. But that is not what the Obama Administration has done. Instead of increasing domestic oil supplies, the Obama Administration has cut them at every opportunity, and Americans are now suffering because of those choices.Back in February, when the protests in Egypt were fir

How Old Do I Look
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How Our Friends Shape Us
The importance of friendship has long been linked to our very survival. These days while we still cherish friends, we tend to undervalue their role in our lives. With the declining size of families and the tendency for adult children to move further away from home, we are increasingly dependent on our friends to fill traditional family roles. As people marry later, or often not at all, our friendships may be gaining more influence than the relationship with a spouse or partner. Carlin Flora, author of Friendfluence, evaluates the effect that our friends have on us and has found that the influence of our friends could even be affecting our health. Psychologists have long believed that friendships have a direct affect on our overall health and are closely linked to our life expectancy. Research has shown that having few friends is the mortality risk equivalent of smoking 15 cigarettes a day. Being with good friends lowers your blood pressure and has shown to increase our

How One Can Find This Solution Of A Reliable Switching Corporation Along With Pune
There are many specialized packers besides movers throughout Pune, a well known downtown area of Maharashtra. Because of the variety transport firms, choosing the organization as outlined by specifications besides money isn't an easy task. Each one of these carrier's sites are definitely not reliable besides cost-effective. Some try to fascinate individuals as a result of interesting TV ads and offers. Consequently you need to be very careful on the lookout for specialized transport organizations to stop every distressing condition later on. Some significant concepts are generally future that can assist you on the lookout for specialized packers and movers pune. In the event you will move you should endure future outlines meticulously. Typically search for purely these kinds of transferring organizations which were stated and still have at the very least period linked to information along with traveling current market. Stays clear of inexperience besides little regular organizations t

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HOWHow were you ever able to love me?Was it all just a lie? How could you lie to me like that?Because you never cared?How could I tell you "loved me"You never showed a sign of loveHow could I cry over you?Because I actually loved youHow could I make you love meCHANGE EVERTHING ABOUT YOURSELFHow can I Live Life With Out You?

How Pathetic Am I????
Yesterday I put up some new Pics. I decided to get brave and show some skin.. sent out a blog about it and invited everyone to check them out, out of over 200 friends only 4 viewed and only 1 commented. well I will put this out again the pics are in my "mine" album please go check em out, rate and comment!!!!

How Purple Am I... It Is My Fav Color....
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?

How Psychic Are You??
You Are 80% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

How Powerful?
Your Power Level is: 83% You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally. You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?

How Prayer Builds Up The Saints
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How Perfect Is Your Life?
Your Life is 63% Perfect Your life is pretty darn perfect. You don't have much to complain about. Of course, your life is occasionally less than perfect. But you're usually too happy to notice. How Perfect is Your Life?

How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 83% Peaceful You are the epitome of inner peace and total calm. You are grounded, emotionally mature, and very wise. While no one's life is perfect, you have a great amount of perspective on the world - and you place in it.How Peaceful Are You?

How Psychic Are You?
You Are 80% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

How Powerful Are You?
Your Power Level is: 76% You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within. Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?

How Perfect Is Your Life
Your Life is 52% Perfect Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great. You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize. How Perfect is Your Life?

How Perfect Is My Life ??!!
Your Life is 98% Perfect You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world. You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on!How Perfect is Your Life?

How Pure Are You Come Find Out By Taking This Purity Test..
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Purity Test MY RESULT:Diiiiiirty Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s more to life than booze and being bad and making out? Maybe you missed that day of school.On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 2 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 33% pure, give or take a couple Irish car bombs. That’s a pretty rough way to go through life, don’t you think? Maybe you should try purifying yourself. Take a couple dozen hot baths, pet some orphaned puppies and call us in the morning. Take This Quiz!

How Patient Are You?
Everyone needs a car. Of course we can get along with out a car for a while. Some can go longer then others, and some claim they don't need a car at all. Eventually we all like the comfort of having a car around. So just how patient are we as people. If you were told that you could have all sorts of cars that you wanted. Some have some dings and scratches, some have larger trunk space. Some have luggage racks that have room for plenty of baggage as well. Now let's assume you could have any number of these cars right at this particular moment. But then your also told that if you wait six months that the dealer would have a brand new Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren ($500,000 car). Only he wasn't just going to hand over the keys. You might get to come by and look at it to realize it full beauty, and you might get a chance to even sit in it. It could be months or years before the dealer would trust you enough to even take it for a test drive. You're dieing for this Mercedes, its all that you eve

How Pure Am I....oh Boy
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How Pagan Are You?
How pagan are you, really? In the humble and totally arbitrary opinion of the author of this test:Third degree. You are well-grounded in your faith and are ready to start teaching others.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 71% Peaceful You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize. How Peaceful Are You?

How Pathetic Am I?
Seriously, how pathetic am I really. I have nothing better to do other than sit around all night and surf the web! I have TV on for background noise purposes...what the hell am I doing. I am doing nothing, and that is my biggest problem.

How People Are
I may not be popular I may not be loved but deep down i know someone cares from up above people can be nice if they want friends can break your heart parents can take away which brings the love apart many things maybe said about you things that are not true but the more you pray and think about it it wont happen to you before you say anything to get someone mad think about it and talk to them to get them glad

How Pathetic Am I?
Kay So Basically I Just Got Dumped By Cantrell Because I Didnt' Go Online And Tell Him I Couldn't Be Online Cuz I Was At The Hospital Watching My God Daughter Be Born.Now I Understand That I've Been An Extremely Seflish Person When It Comes To Myself And Cantrell But I Really Wanted To Work On It...I Meant it. And Then Fate Steps In And I Have To Go To The Hospital...GOD DAMNIT If I Could Turn Back Time I Would've Called Him. I Would've Got Online. Just So Everyone Knows I'm Seriousely Done With Love. I've Resigned To The Fact That There Really Isn't Anything Out There For Me But Friendship. I Mean Really...I Just Got Him Back And I Fucked It Up Already...I'm Mans Friend...Not Mans Love. It Just Hurts Soo Bad To Finally Realize It. I Wanna Crawl Up Into The Fetal Position And Cry Myself To Sleep. Welcome To The World Of Heartache Aubriana Nichole....My Little Angel. At Least I Have That Preciouse Face To Look At Every Day. Thank God For Life....I'm So Fucking Sorry Cantrell. It's Like

How Precious Is Life?
(03/15/07-- FAYETTEVILLE) - Two rival ACC fans are finding the true meaning of friendship and brotherly love. The two will soon share the gift of life as one of the men donates his kidney to the other. When it comes to sports, especially basketball, Kenny Locklear says he's always been a N.C. State fan. "All my life," he said. Artie Stewart says he has always been a Carolina fan. "I just love Carolina," he said. "Loved them all my life." The two are as far apart as can be, but they will soon become closer than brothers. That's because the Wolfpack fan is giving one of his kidneys to the Tar Heel fan. If you think that's a miracle, they do too. "The way I see this thing, God put Artie in my path ten years ago because he [knew] what was going to happen to Artie," said Locklear, State fan. The two met at church and when Locklear heard Stewart needed a kidney, he volunteered. Tests showed the two are a perfect match. "I believe it was God that did it, and I can't thank

How Powerful Am I
Your Power Level is: 84% You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally. You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?

How Phobic Are You?
You Are 28% Phobic Scared? You? Not really. Everyone has a few normal phobias, and you're no exception. It's okay to be afraid of a few things. You wouldn't be human if you weren't. How Phobic Are You?

How People See Me
Tony sees me as a beautiful Angel Jack sees me as a sexy Princess Bear sees me as a survivor Paul sees me as natural beauty Everyone else sees me as a heart with something sweet inside I love each and every one of you!

How 2 Piss Off A Cop!!!
1) When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3) When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4) If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer doesn't go that high. 5) Touch him. 6) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 7) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 8) Refer to him by his first name. 9) Pretend you are gay and ask him out. 10) When he says no, cry. 11) If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. 12) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. 13) If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. 14) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. 15) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" 16) Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like

How Psychic R U
You Are 90% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

How Peaceful Are You
You Are 80% Peaceful You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize.How Peaceful Are You?

How Pittsburgh Are You?
Well, I'm not from Pittsburgh, but my mother is. You are 66% Pittsburgh. I know, I know...You're originally from Pittsburgh, but when you went to college you had to fit in, right? So you had to forget your Pittsburgh roots, right? WELL THAT'S NO EXCUSE!How Pittsburgh Are YouSee All Our Quizzes

How People Will React
How people react to comments or questions is absolutely hilarious. I like to say things sometimes that will make people absolutely crazy to the point they just lash out. What can I say, most people are easily lead. Besides which its nice to see how brainwashed a lot of people really are.

How Perfect Is Your Life?
Your Life is 52% Perfect Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great. You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize. How Perfect is Your Life?

How Prissy Are You?
You Are Not Prissy You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty. There's no problem you're too prissy to tackle! How Prissy Are You?

How Players Hook You In
HOW PLAYERS HOOK YOU IN The scenario with a Player usually goes a little something like this: You're out with your girlfriends and you spot a really attractive guy checking you out from across the room. You both make eye contact and he heads over to you and he immediately says something like: "I usually don't do this, but you're the most beautiful woman I've seen in a long time, and I just HAD to talk to you." He may offer to buy you a drink. He may say something funny or sarcastic. And you're disarmed by his looks, his confidence and charm, and in the back of your mind you wonder if he's a little too good to be true. You know you should hold back a little and you wonder who this guy REALLY IS, but you just can't seem to help yourself... Next thing you know, you feel that rush of excitement and anticipation the more you talk and laugh together, and by the end of the evening he may even casually ask if

How Prissy Am I?
You Are Not Prissy You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty. There's no problem you're too prissy to tackle! How Prissy Are You?

How Ppl Really Act
wow i thought i was really getting to know someone and spent alot of money on them rating,fu blings,blast and so forth and was become a good friend and all of a sudden there was a quick turn on her part an she acted like a total ass and treat me like i did something to her saying i was playing with her feelings and her mine when really all that that she really want was 4 me to spend money on her an rate them,and then she not only took that then she took me off her friends list ,family ,and then block me ..the money not and issue but gaining someone trust and befriend them is,question why are ppl so cruel,disrespectful,deceitful as you come(Freedom) about other ppl's real feelings,well you know who you are i hope you enjoy the rest of your life

How People Affect You
I remember I heard somewhere once that though you may not remember what someone did to you, you'll never forget how they made you feel. People affect you. A person can bring out the best in you or the worst. So, why is that? What is it about one person that makes you feel good, makes you feel comfortable, makes you feel happy, and uplifts you? And the person who makes you feel the opposite way? Carly Simon wrote a song for a Winnie the Pooh movie about friends. "A friend is someone that makes you feel more like you." Its just great when you find someone that has the magic to make you feel good around them. Someone that is butter to the English muffin of your life. Who wants to eat an English muffin without butter melting in the nooks and crannies? Someone who fills those empty spaces, and makes the spaces feel like they were made just for that person to melt into. So in that way love is like butter. It melts into you and fills you up. It makes you better than

How Private Are Your Private Pictures On Fubar?
You might be surprised at just how freely available your pictures marked as private or NSFW really are. I recently found out that I could view the full size version of any picture on Fubar as long as I could view the thumbnail version of the supposed private picture. So to show just how this works I setup a test picture album that can be found here. Notice how the album shows that there are several pictures in the album, but when you go to the album, there are only two pictures viewable. This got me to asking myself; How do they protect the integrity of privacy here? As I found out, they don't do much. All pictures are stored as image files directly accessible to anybody on the Internet that knows the file name. So, how do you get the file name of the full size image? Simple, You get it from the thumbnail version and simply remove a couple characters from the file name. In this case, if you paste the thumbnail image location into your URL bar and remove the tn_ from t

How Pathetic...
seriously, it is just that the guys are this pathetic or do they actually get responses from women with this retarded bs? These are samples from my myspace inbox just since the 19th... No Subject Body: Hi there, my name is Billy Ray. I'm new to the area and am looking for a lover in VA. They say this is the state for all that. Anyway, hit me up and I might take a drive out to B.F.E Subject: hello dear Body: How are you ?l hope all is fine. my name is DAVID ESSIEN,l am from UK.l am a student in UK and l will like to meet and know more about you. l was just passing thru the site then l saw your profile so l decided to talk to you.l need a caring and loving woman to be my wife.l will like you to come to chat with me on my yahoo messanger: (removed email addy)l am expecting you to come to chat with me so to know each other fine and better. DAVID ESSIEN. Hi :) Body: How are you : No Subject Body: So you seem like your an intresting person. I'm

How Prescient
I searched through my various virtual identities and found what I'd posted last year on my birthday.make a wishJune 22, 2008When my mother went to the hospital 29 years ago, the fluffy seed from the cottonwood trees was flying - it was, in essence, snowing in dakota territory. A warm, cottony blizzard. And so my mother called me this morning to wish me a happy day, to tell me that it's snowing cotton.Of course, she also sent me presents, one of which was a tea set. Very thoughtful. Minus the fact that it's "Tea for One." A tiny kettle, a tiny teacup. Just one."Mom, are you suggesting I'm never going to have anyone to drink tea with?"She tried to deny it, explaining that she'd received one for her birthday and loves it. It still seemed like a not-so-subtle hint at spinsterhood.Last night I attended a gala, and I took a girlfriend as my date. We drank, ate, socialized, celebrated my birthday. We woke early in the morning, and I made crepes and coffee. She lingered for a while, but heade

How Pilots Think....
"After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available. I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field, and hit another tree. Then I lost control."

How Pharma Giants Are Getting Rich By Calling Our Life Problems 'medical Disorders' Part 1
Source: Alternet Some years ago, a friend told me that he had been diagnosed with a major depressive disorder and that his psychiatrist had given him a prescription for Forest Laboratories’ popular SSRI antidepressant Celexa (chemical name, citalopram hydrobromide; $1.5 billion in sales in 2003). Knowing him to be a vociferous critic of the pharmaceutical companies, I asked whether he agreed that the origins of his unhappiness were biological in nature. He replied that he unequivocally did not. “But,” he confided, “now I might be able to get my grades back up.” This guy was, at the time, a full-time undergraduate student who managed rent, groceries and tuition only by working two part-time jobs. He awoke before dawn each morning in order to transcribe interviews for a local graduate student, then embarked upon an hour-long commute to campus, attended classes until late afternoon, and then finally headed over to a nearby café to wash dishes until nine o&r

How Pharma Giants Are Getting Rich By Calling Our Life Problems 'medical Disorders' Part 2
When the DSM Began The first editions of the DSM would have been unrecognizable to modern practitioners of psychiatry. The DSM-I, published in 1952, conceptualized mental disorders as dysfunctions of personality rather than of neurobiology, following a former president of the American Psychiatric Association’s advocacy of “mental hygiene,” and the DSM-II, published in 1968, consisted of 180 categories of illness framed in a flowery psychoanalytic cant that drew scorn from the medical community, which viewed it as something of an unscientific embarrassment. In their 1997 exposé, Making Us Crazy, Herb Kutchins and Stuart Kirk point out that the DSM-II was, in fact, a slim guidebook of dubious analytic value that clinicians could purchase for $3.50, designed to describe, rather than to prescribe, current psychiatric practices. Things began to change in the next decade. Following the public outcry over thalidomide, a tranquilizer that was linked to thousands of birth de

How Popular The Chanel Watches Will Be
As we all know how popular the Chanel watches_replica Chanel Watches_Chanel replica Watches will be, they are made by just a famed Parisian fashion residence, and faomus for its luxury and stylish layout. At first, the watches are designed to rescue the firm couture, also strong to wear. And later about become a famous timepieces brand, evevn including footwear, bags. And now brings the watches industry. While now earns so higher reputation, it was started out from 1987, come within a creative designer Jacques Helleu. Then again, Chanel watches_replica Chanel Watches_Chanel replica Watches are most famous due to the Chanel J12 Watch variations, appear to be far more decorative than for timepiece. And due to the fact that the Chanel watches tend to be so expensive, they a wide range of replica Chanel watches which do also beautifully made with high quality and popular style, showing beautiful appearance belonging to the watches. And in order to stay a serious timepiece to get eye catc

How People Think There Smart Lol
BLAH BLAH YA YA TALK TALK I LOVE MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH JUST MAKES ME MORE KNOWING AND KEEP HAVING YOUR PEOPLE COME TO ME LOL. JUST SPET UP YOUR GAME AND LEARN HOW TO DO BETTER AND MAYBE THEY WELL STAY WITH YOU. ALL I CAN SAY IS ITS 2011 NOT 1980 ITS ABOUT 3-D SO YA STEP IT UP OK AND YA GROW UP AS WELL AND IF WANT TO LERN HOW TO UP GRADE YOUR SKILLS CLASSES ARE FROM 8pm TO 9pm EST TIME..

How Poverty Made My Diet Better...
Everyone nowadays has an opinion on the state of the nation’s diet. The government are worried that people are getting obese and that the generation from the 70s & 80s are feeding their kids too much processed food. Let me take you back to the 60s when I was a kid and my mammy had to feed her, dad and four kids on a low income. People talk about how poor I was back then when they have read my book Handstand in the Dark, which charts my childhood in the East End of Glasgow, and it was tough- no denying. Seven days a week, we ate a full plate of potatoes, cabbage, carrots and a tiny bit of meat (which was more expensive) and our puddings were fruit or tinned custard and bananas. We regularly dined on fish, fried lightly in porridge oats or cheap cuts of liver braised in onions with big potatoes and pots of tripe with milky sauce or plates of chunky cheap homemade soup. We ate leeks, mushrooms, turnip and a whole range of whatever vegetables were in season and didn’t r

How Purchasing Wholesale Clothes Can Enhance The Value Of Your Money And Your Looks
Everyone has a craze for new and trendy clothing; however, with the increasing costs of clothing, it is always not possible to get the clothes we desire. Here is where purchasing wholesale clothing plays a role. Buying wholesale clothes is certainly the ideal way to bring more worth to your money and still look gorgeous in a variety of clothes. Purchasing wholesale clothing is beneficial in a lot of ways and is certainly a great way to buy clothes.Money Saver Wholesale clothes come at unimaginable prices that you could never find in the usual retail outlets even when they are on the biggest discount sales and offers. For instance, you can get a T-shirt for just two dollars and a pair of jeans at a fraction of the retail price. Purchasing at wholesale clothing UK can save much of your money and fortunately, the clothing doesn’t look cheaper either. No one can ever guess that you bought your outfit for a low cost. Moreover, purchasing at wholesale clothing UK will just make you loo

How Packers And Movers Bangalore Simplify Shifting Task?
Looking for efficient and reliable packers and movers in bangalore? Well when it comes choosing for the best services in the metro city Mumbai it may not be as easy as it may sound. For people willing to know about the available options packers and movers in bangalore has floated creatively designed website which makes it easier for people to find the service of their choice. Here are a few options which can be easily availed by the consumers. Professional Packing Services Packing services delivered by packers and movers in bangalore are of high qualities that are rendered by well qualified and highly experienced professionals. They use top quality packing materials such as air-bubbled sheets, water proof sheets, wooden and carton pallets etc. for that purpose you should be well aware of the nature and type of your goods. Apart from that if you need any other special arrangements for packing your goods the company would put in best efforts to make for immediate arrangement for the

How Quirky Are You?
LOL Your Quirk Factor: 54% You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?

How Quirky Are You?
Your Quirk Factor: 61% You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?

How Quickly We Forget~
Everything seemed to be good at one time, I was your's and you were mine. Though lately I have grabbed on to the sudden change, shutting me out and acting strange. Maybe you have come to realize that I'm not right for you, either that or I appeared as just something to do. I will not be the one to sit around and wait, because that is definately not any kind of Love or fate. The person I once fell in love with is no longer here and all I can do is think and tear. Hope you are happy with hurting me this way cuz tomorrow I will not be the girl I was today. I want to thank you for showing me just how love hurt's, for now I will know that shit never work's. I should have known all the way from the begining that the happiness is here but will soon be ending. Maybe I tried to hard,maybe not enough but I guess that is why they refer to it all as such tough luck. I will slowly move on and you will too, with this impact u have left me with, I sure as hell could never forget you~ SO, how about

How Romantic Are You
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do!Are You Romantic or Realistic?

How Rude
iVE HAD SOME ONE COME ON HERE THIS MORNING IN MY SHOUT BOX , AND BE EVER SO RUDE ... HE DOES'NT EVEN KNOW ME FROM ADAM , SO HOW DARE HE ... HE WAS INSULTING TOWARDS MY PHOTOS , AND MY SELF , SO BE WARNED EVERYONE ... THERE ARE SOME EVIL PEEPS OY THERE .. DONT TRUST EVERYONE WHO STARTS OF NICE .... :( IT WAS QUITE UPSETTING

How Romantic R U?
How romantic are you? Sentimental sweet heart!You are the type who just makes there heart melt.. GOOD JOB! You are as romantic as it gets!! Every moment with you makes ur g/f or b/f feel specialTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

How R U In Bed????
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God73%Virgin53%A Slave To BDSM53%A Romantic53%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Rich Are We?
One day a father and his rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose showing him how poor can be. They spent a day and a night at farm of a very poor family.When they returned from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "Very good, Dad!" "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked. "Yeah!" "And what did you learn?" The son replied:"I saw that we have a dog at home, and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden; they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lamps in the garden; they have the stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard; they have a whole horizon." When the little boy finished speaking, his father was speachless. His son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are."

How R U In Bed
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God68%A Slave To BDSM50%A Romantic45%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Rockabilly Are You?
How Rockabilly are You? Your Result: Twilight Zone You're just not fifties at all. Your shoes are wrong, your hair is wrong, and what's that you're drivin? This is a Rockabilly quiz not a rocker quiz.Psycho-Bitch out of Hell Cool-Cat Psycho-billy Square How Rockabilly are You?

How Relationships Get F-ed Up!!!
Sometimes in life we tend to meet someone special, and then we begin to feel that special connection. At that point then two people begins developing and building a relationship. However, that is not where the learning or building stops. You continue to travel that road and develop strong feelings, start to open up and remove the walls you have built for self protection and self preservation. However, for every wall you remove, you still remain leery and still watch for that moment when you can identify that they will hurt you first. Then things start getting miscommunicated and unintentionally you start building new walls for that person, start playing defense and place them on the other team instead of holding their hand to look for the comfort and the support you need to deal with your own emotional scars. This whole entire process takes place on both sides of the relationship, each individual waiting for the other to hurt them and really creating the demise of their own relat

How Romantic I Am. (!)
How Romantic Are You? You're a hopeless romantic. You require ample doses of warmth and sentiment. You embroider your fantasies; they titillate you and lift you out of the ordinary. You're the cockeyed optimist of song, a dreamy, maybe impractical idealist, the willing victim of infatuation.

How Rich We Are
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son a nswered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our fo

How Rumors Get Started
‘SO AND SO’ SPENT A WEEK WITH ‘MS. KEEP IT DISCREET’ AND AS LONG AS HE DIDN’T TELL THEIR RELATIONSHIP WENT SWELL THEN A VICIOUS RUMOR GOT STARTED FIRST ‘I DON’T WANT NO PART IN IT’ TOLD ‘QUIET AS KEPT’ ABOUT WHOSE BED ‘SO AND SO’ LAST SLEPT THEN ‘QUIET AS KEPT’ TOLD ‘I AINT ONE TO GOSSIP’ WHO RAN HER MOUTH LIKE A FOSSET ‘NOSE ALL UP IN MINE’, JUST HAPPENED TO BE STROLLING ALONG AT THE RIGHT TIME AND PASSED THE SECRET ON TO ‘JUST TWEEN ME AND YOU’ AFTER THAT ‘SO AND SO’S’ COVER WAS BLEW. CAUSE ‘MS. BUSYBODY’ TOLD A GANG OF PEOPLE AT HER GIRLFRIENDS PARTY. AND ‘YOU KNOW I WONT TELL’ TOLD THE STORY AS WELL ‘THIS AND THAT’ WAS ALSO GUILTY OF IDLE CHIT CHAT AND ‘YOU KNOW I CAN KEEP A SECRET’ WAS THE FIRST ONE TO LEAK IT THEN ‘YOU AINT HEARD IT FROM ME’ DID HIS PART TO EXPAND AN THE STORY WELL SOON THINGS GOT BACK TO ‘SO AND SO’S’ MATE AND WHAT SHE HEARD, FOR AL INTENTS AND POURPOSES, SEALED HIS FATE. SEE THIS IS THE STORY OF A RUMOR AND HOW ITS SPREAD IS M

How Rubber Gloves Are Made
OMG....my MOTHER just sent this to me...just had to share....and definitely tells me too much about my own mother. LMAO. Ooops...also lets you know how I got the way I am, too. LOL.......... How Rubber Gloves Are Made ~ Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this... A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked "I was just envisioning how c

How Rude.
If I committed a crime against a toilet like the one I encountered when I went into the men's room today, I would either try to hide the evidence or turn myself in. I just can't accept the premise that going to the bathroom is that tricky a proposition.

How Rare Is Your Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP) Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP) Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare Is My Personality?
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Romantic Are You? I Got 32 Points...
HOW ROMANTIC ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST. WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR. 1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark. b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party?. b) Go out to eat? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue. d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Surfing b) Skate-Boarding. c) Skiing 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louis Vuitton b) coach. c) against all odds 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) Hawaii. b) London c) FLorida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach?. b) Somewhere Cooler? 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March. d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chil

How Rare Is Your Personality
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP) Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare Is Your Personality
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP) Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men. You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rude
You know i will never understand some people. You contact someone on here and talk then all of a sudden your blocked," what is that". Do these people not even have the common curtosy of telling the person hey i thought i might be interested but it did'nt work out so i would prefer not to chat anymore. No they just go in and block you without saying a word sorry but in my book this is'nt going to make you many friends, Come on people lets show a little more respect for others than that. Maybe not a big issue to some people but to me it is i mean if you don't want to talk, or your not interested, or whatever your reason just tell them we're all adults here sure we can take it. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. xxxxooooo Angel

How Rude!
why is it that people come to rate photos of us, and they rate a 1 or a 3? that is rude, if you don't like it, then don't rate it! just go on your merry friggin way! ugg. people are so rude. makes us feel ugly. :( mel

How Rude
Error: you're not allowed to do this. I get that anytime I try and comment on ANYTHING! that means mums and pics stashes including my own shit..I;ve been very careful not to rate or comment to fast now this..well fuck you! I wrote the help longue thingy now just waiting for a responce...I can't even comment on my own fucking blog Fucking Hell!

How Rude Is That??????????????????????????
ANOTHER LOW RATER CHECK OUT BELOW SHE STOPPED BY AND WENT THROUGH ALL MY CONTEST PIX AND THATS WHAT SHE RATED ALL HOW RUDE IS THAT????????????????? moonstar@ CherryTAP · moonstar rated your photo a '5'! 7 min ago · NATIVE HUNNY... left you a new photo comment! 8 min ago · moonstar left you a new photo comment! 8 min ago · moonstar rated your photo a '10'! 8 min ago · NATIVE HUNNY... left you a new photo comment! 8 min ago · Rob rated your photo a '10'! 8 min ago · moonstar rated your photo a '7'! 8 min ago · NATIVE HUNNY... left you a new photo comment! 9 min ago · new friend request from 'steelpalace' received! 9 min ago · Rob just checked you out! 9 min ago · steelpalace rated you a '10'! 9 min ago · moonstar rated your photo a '7'! 9 min ago · moonstar rated your photo a '7'! 9 min ago · steelpalace rated your photo a '10'! 9 min ago · steelpalace rated your photo a '10'! 10 min ago · moonstar rated your photo a '8'! 1

How Rare Is My Personality?
Your Personality is Very Rare (ESTP) Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 6% of all men You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How R All My Lovely Friends Doin 2day
i was just wondering if all of my friends could check and see if they have fanned me i would appreciate it, im pretty sure i have fanned all of mine but if i havent let me know and i will surely do it. i have 1400+ friends and only 161 fans, so please people help me get a ranking, ive never had one, thanx too all and u have a great humpday

How Risky Is Service In Iraq
Service in Iraq: Just How Risky? By Samuel H. Preston and Emily Buzzell Saturday, August 26, 2006; Page A21 The consequences of Operation Iraqi Freedom for U.S. forces are being documented by the Defense Department with an exceptional degree of openness and transparency. Its daily and cumulative counts of deaths receive a great deal of publicity. But deaths alone don't indicate the risk for an individual. For this purpose, the number of deaths must be compared with the number of individuals exposed to the risk of death. The Defense Department has supplied us with appropriate data on exposure, and we take advantage of it to provide the first profile of military mortality in Iraq. Between March 21, 2003, when the first military death was recorded in Iraq, and March 31, 2006, there were 2,321 deaths among American troops in Iraq. Seventy-nine percent were a result of action by hostile forces. Troops spent a total of 592,002 "person-years" in Iraq during this period. The ratio of

How Real Are You?
You Are 73% Real You know who you are, and you're pretty darn comfortable with yourself. Like everyone, you struggle with the parts of yourself that aren't so great... But you're good at accepting who you are and not dwelling on your faults. As a result, you're confident, optimistic, and very real. How Real Are You?

How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Ridiculous And "over-the-top" Has Society Become?
SCHOOL -1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for AD

How Romantic Are You? My Results
Quiz Result Yes, you are a hopeless romantic. You need a lot of of emotions and warmth. Daydreams and fantasies intrigue you and mesmerize you. You focus on your fantasies as they provide a way out of the ordinary. You are a dreamy person who is very prone to infatuation.

How Romantic Am I?
How Romantic Are You? Your Quiz Results: You're a hopeless romantic. You require ample doses of warmth and sentiment. You embroider your fantasies; they titillate you and lift you out of the ordinary. You're the cockeyed optimist of song, a dreamy, maybe impractical idealist, the willing victim of infatuation. Who knew? lol

How Rare Is Your Peronality?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare Is Your Personality
***Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)*** Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/

How Romantic I Am
You're a hopeless romantic. You require ample doses of warmth and sentiment. You embroider your fantasies; they titillate you and lift you out of the ordinary. You're the cockeyed optimist of song, a dreamy, maybe impractical idealist, the willing victim of infatuation.

How Rare Is Your Persoality
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP) Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Redneck Are You .......i'm 66% Redneck
Are You A Redneck [x] have you ever lived in the country? [x] shot a gun? [ x] owned a gun? [ ] hunted? [x] driven a truck? Subtotal= 4 [] chewed tobacco? [x] gone camping? [x] listened to country?.. [x] owned a country cd? [x] fished? [x] worn a cowboy hat? [] worn cowboy boots? Subtotal=9 [x] ridden a horse? [x] seen a farm? [] worked on a farm? [] lived on a farm? [x] fed a farm animal? [x] worn carhartt? [x] lived in a small town? [x] worked on a car? Subtotal= 15 [x] seen a nascar race? [ ] been to a nascar race? [] been to an oval track? [] seen a demolition derby? [] been in a demolition derby? [x]seen a figure 8 race? [x] talked on a cb radio? [x]had a cb in your car? [x] seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times? Subtotal=20 [x] watched the dukes of hazzard episodes? [x] owned more than two cars that don’t run? [x]been to a junkyard [ ] been a racist [ ] been in a international vs john deere argument? []gone cow tipping? [x

How Romantic I Am:
You're a hopeless romantic. You require ample doses of warmth and sentiment. You embroider your fantasies; they titillate you and lift you out of the ordinary. You're the cockeyed optimist of song, a dreamy, maybe impractical idealist, the willing victim of infatuation.

How Rob Is Doing And My Thoughts About Him...
Hello everyone! My name is Killeana ("Kiki" to most), and I am a friend to Rob and his family. Rob calls me his second mom. I am also the mother of Kianna (I know she used to come on here and write about Rob as well as listen to the music he has on here.) I return the gesture to Rob; he is now and will always be known as my son to me. Rob has been very tired lately. He spends most of his days sleeping; I don't think he stays awake more than 8 hours of the day right now. He is doing much better when it comes to his walking and his speech. He may not be walking as fast as he does and his speech has improved tremendously. Rob has constantly defied the odds and has shown he is anything but normal; he is special. He does not talk to people like others do. He does not react to situations the same as you may expect him to. Those who truly know this "enigma" that he is knows that his strength comes from his heart, and while he may not be talking to too many people right now, he k

How Religious Are You?
I was just reading an article where a Christian group was slamming the new movie The Golden Compass. They are siting that it promotes Witchcraft. So I got to wondering is it possible that there is TOO much religion? Now I know some religious people will call me blasphemous or anti-religious and all that jazz, but hear me out for a second. I grew up in a VERY RELIGIOUS Baptist family. Everybody was in the choir or on the usher board and spent at least 4-5 times a week attending some type of church function (Choir Rehearsal (one of the 15 different type choirs there was), Deaconess Meeting, Deacons Meeting, Prayer Meeting, Usher Board Meeting, Revivals, Vacation Bible School, as well the many Sunday worship services). And I was attending some of those. I have never shouted out to the Holy Ghost or spoken in tongues or what not but sometimes the pastor says some things that hits close to home. But a lot of days I question the validity of religion. And the worlds current events is wh

How Rare Are You
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ENFP) Your personality type is enthusiastic, giving, cautious, and loyal. Only about 8% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 6% of all men You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare My Personality Is
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP) Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rare Is Your Personality?
Somewhat Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Rude.
Apparently my last post was deleted. Suck it. I SAID I was gone for the majority of the holidays That I didn't forget you guys, and actually missed you Hope you missed me I need updated on your lives now thanks...

How Rude,
scdaddyoftwo: and now you and every one of your faggy lil click are BLOCKED 9:34pmscdaddyoftwo: hagd 9:34pmNot Tellin...: What did *I* do? 9:35pmscdaddyoftwo: ya ya ya 9:35pmscdaddyoftwo: play stupid 9:35pmscdaddyoftwo: just like all your lil click do 9:35pmNot Tellin...: I called MYSELF a cunt 9:35pmNot Tellin...: I was NEVER rude to you personally 9:35pmscdaddyoftwo: have fun with your quest to allienate yourself from everyone but each other on fubar 9:36pmscdaddyoftwo: you never said anything "direct" 9:36pmscdaddyoftwo: but 9:36pmNot Tellin...: Oh hon, you have me mistaken with someone who can't make friends 9:36pmscdaddyoftwo: your responses to to comments indicates your intentions 9:36pmscdaddyoftwo: give Sparkly Balls my regrads 9:37pmscdaddyoftwo: and let him know, his fucking looser ass isn't going to drive me off of fubar 9:37pmNot Tellin...: I don't speak to sparkly balls 9:37pmscdaddyoftwo: i'll just keep blocking all you loosers 9:37pmscdaddyoftwo: oh reall

How Ridicuous.
I know going in that I will cry, I do every time. Yet I watch Phantom of the Opera ...and love it, even as I cry. Animal shelters make me cry too, but I go andtake food and give some lovins to the animals..*sigh* All my tough talk...I am really a huge wuss.

How Sucky Was Your Day?
My day has been pretty sucky! I had to take the Bus today cause my other mode was not working. I also got hit by some fool getting in to the parking lot. He just kept saying. How can I hit you. You were 20 feet away!. No he was so much closer! He was such a Git! Errr! Gerrrr! The Bus was late.. Man, I hate the city Bus! Out here in Arizona. It cost 1.25 to get on and then get a transfer that lasts 1 hour. So, by the end of the day. You pay up to 3 Bucks! So, You can br late and sticky hot! So, Anyone else out there have a bad day? Post: Put your gripe here->

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This will keep you busy for a while, trying to outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. . . . . . and there's nothing you can do about it!

How Sweet Are You? (quiz)
How Sweet Are You?Lovable SweetYour just a lovable person. Your sweetheart adores you to pieces and doesn’t want you to stop treating her like the princess she is. You know the right amount of sweetness to give, and know the right time to surprise your honey. Don't stop doing what your doing because they would be broken if you did.!

How Sexual Am I?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%Average60%A Sicko50%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Am I?
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky90%Average60%A WUSS !!40%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexy Are You
Leos Are Better Lovers Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and co

How Sexually Ghetto Am I
13% Ghetto ...Not Ghetto. You are not ghetto. You enjoy sex, but you wouldn’t risk your life or reputation as a seductive lover to get some. 'How sexually ghetto are you?' at QuizUniverse.com

How's Your Taste In Music?
Your Taste in Music: Country: Highest Influence Progressive Rock: Highest Influence 80's Rock: High Influence Hair Bands: High Influence 80's Alternative: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

How Sexual Are You
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko60%A WUSS !!50%Average40%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko70%Very Kinky70%Average30%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Are You
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko80%Very Kinky60%Average60%A WUSS !!50%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How's Your Karma?
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

How Spicy Are You?
Your Spicy Score: Medium You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination! How Spicy Are You?

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko100%Very Kinky100%Average50%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sinful Are You?
Your Deadly Sins Lust: 40% Greed: 20% Pride: 20% Sloth: 20% Wrath: 20% Envy: 0% Gluttony: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17% You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?

How's Your Karma?
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

How's Your Taste In Music
Your Taste in Music: 80's Alternative: Highest Influence 80's Rock: Highest Influence 90's Pop: Highest Influence Classic Rock: Highest Influence Country: Highest Influence How's Your Taste in Music? ok..so what do i learn from this one?

How Sarcastic Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You? Unbelievable, this is so me with my closest friends.......LOLOLOL

How Spicy Are You!
Your Spicy Score: Medium You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination! How Spicy Are You?

How Spicy Are You
Your Spicy Score: Medium You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination! How Spicy Are You?

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko80%Average50%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sarcastic Am I
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%Average40%A WUSS !!30%A Sicko20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Shy Are You?
You Are 44% Shy Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life. How Shy Are You?

How's Your Body Image?
Your Body Image is 68% Unhealthy, 32% Healthy Your negative body image is borderline serious. It could turn into an eating disorder or psychological problem. Perhaps you're just having a bad day. But maybe you need to think about getting help for your problem. How's Your Body Image?

How So
how do i love thee how can i put it in words how can i say to you what i want to when my throat ties up when you are near how can i show you how much you mean to me what do i do why does my day begin when i see you wake does this sound so foolish or does anyone care a small kiss or a brief hug shows more than words for never can i ever end my love for you

How Sexual Am I?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko70%Average70%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Scary, This Happened In My Area!!
Search: Advanced AP Son charged with murdering Iowa family By HENRY C. JACKSON, Associated Press Writer 20 minutes ago BONAPARTE, Iowa - A 22-year-old man has been charged with murdering his parents and three teenage sisters at their home in southeastern Iowa, authorities said Sunday. ADVERTISEMENT Shawn Bentler is accused of gunning down five family members and faces five counts of first-degree murder, the Van Buren County Sheriff's Office in Iowa said. He is being held on a $2.5 million bond at the Adams County jail in Quincy, Ill. The victims were found early Saturday near Bonaparte, according to the sheriff's office. They were identified as Michael Bentler, 53; his wife, Sandra, 47; and their daughters Sheena, 17; Shelby, 15; and Shayne, 14. Autopsies were planned for Sunday. The sheriff's office said that it received a 911 call from Shayne Bentler at 3:38 a.m. Saturday and that she told the dispatcher her brother was "going to do something." According to sheri

How Sexual Are You
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko100%Very Kinky100%Average40%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Soon Is Now? - Love Spit Love
I am the sun I am the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular. You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way. I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does. I am the sun I am the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular. You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way. I am human and i need to be loved just like everybody else does. There's a club if you'd like to go. You could meet someone who really loves you. So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die. When you say it's gonna happen now when exactly do you mean? See i've already waited too long and all my hope is gone.

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Average. You are an Average in the sexual arena. In better words: Bland. You are like a robot and follow the norm in moral standards. Count yourself lucky if you have sex at all. Lubricate those joints and get out there and live a little, try new stuff.Very Kinky70%Average70%A Sicko40%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Are You? Lets See Your Results Posted Here Too!
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko80%Very Kinky80%Average60%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Are You?
1 You would masturbate off of your partner masturbating, while they are watching you Disagree Agree 2 You would only have sex with someone you know good Disagree Agree 3 You masturbate at least once a day Disagree Agree 4 You would only have sex with someone you Love Disagree Agree 5 You would swallow your own cum if the moment called for it Disagree Agree 6 You like it slow and by the book Disagree Agree 7 You rather kiss and be intimate than go down on your partner Disagree Agree 8 You would love a golden shower Disagree Agree 9 You do not like awkward positions, you prefer traditional Disagree Agree 10 You wouldn't mind if someone is watching Disagree Agree 11 You would try very awkward positions Disagree Agree 12 You would take something up your ass Disagree Agree 13 You want to be handcuffed, blindfolded or even whipped. Disagree Agree 14 You would shove your tongue up someones ass Disagree

How Sexual Am I??
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko50%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com To tell you the truth... I dont think that wuss one should be 0% lol I am a wuss sometimes

How Sexy Is Ur Name
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) Please leave a comment so we can see how sexy u are...lol A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy *over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! *beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! lol I did my name and Terry's and here is what I got: Allie - 645 (LMAO beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!) Terry - 1560 (Well crap I already knew that...lol) Remember if u look at this blog figure out how sexy ur name is...PLEASE *hugs*

How Sarcastic Am I ?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

How Sex Starts
: Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a ......... So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!

How Sad
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide60%Accident53%Posion47%Natural Causes47%Bomb40%Gunshot40%Disease33%Disappear27%Stabbed27%Cut Throat20%Suffocated13%

How Sexual Are You
You scored as Average. You are an Average in the sexual arena. In better words: Bland. You are like a robot and follow the norm in moral standards. Count yourself lucky if you have sex at all. Lubricate those joints and get out there and live a little, try new stuff.Average50%A WUSS !!40%Very Kinky10%A Sicko0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How 2 Shower!!
> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : > > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to > lights and darks. > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the > way, cover up any exposed areas. > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more > sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide > loofah and pumice stone > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse > conditioner off hair. > Shave armpits and legs. > Turn off shower. > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > Spray mold spots with Tilex. > Get out of shower. > Dry

How Spicy Are You?
Your Spicy Score: Mild You may not make the hottest first impression.. But you're definitely the type of girl that sticks in a guy's mind. You prefer to play things cool. You know that good things come to those who wait. And the amazing thing about you is that you get hotter over time! How Spicy Are You?

How Sexual
You scored as Average. You are an Average in the sexual arena. In better words: Bland. You are like a robot and follow the norm in moral standards. Count yourself lucky if you have sex at all. Lubricate those joints and get out there and live a little, try new stuff.A Sicko50%Very Kinky50%Average50%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%Average60%A Sicko30%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How's Ur Karma
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

How Shy Are You?
You Are 52% Shy Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life. How Shy Are You?

How's My Karma?
Not real into Karma, but what the heck...? You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

How Switzerland Became The Richest Nation Of The World
I lived in Switzerland and worked for . . "interesting" people. . Swiss banks and other mafia organizations Did you ever ask yourself: Where does the richness of Switzerland and the great Swiss Banks come from? Here are the major reasons: For many years, Swiss banks accepted any blood-stained money from any dictator in Africa, Latin America or Asia. They kept these billions of dollars on Swiss number accounts. Result: these national mafia bosses did not have to pay taxes in their own countries. Instead, they tortured their intelligentsia to death, not only in Chile and Argentina. At the same time, these banks pretended that they could not pay back one Dollar of saving accounts of heirs of Jews, gassed to death in Auschwitz, because no one, none of the little Hitlers, had established any testament for these Jews in their death camps near Guantanamo. For that huge stupidity, the Swiss banks had to pay 1250 million of Swiss Francs to some ugly US-organizations In the

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky70%Average50%A WUSS !!40%A Sicko10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexy Is Ur Name?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy *over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! *beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 Don't 4get to add ya name at tha bottom!!!

How Stupid Are You?
Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.(I just laughed after reading it haha) 13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15

How Strange Are You
You Are 25% Strange! You are very slightly strange. This means you are quite normal. You don't exactly freak out old grandmas or anything. You most likely fit in well with the crowd. Hey, it's okay, being normal ain't so bad.How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace

How Strange Are You
You Are 33% Strange! You are very slightly strange. This means you are quite normal. You don't exactly freak out old grandmas or anything. You most likely fit in well with the crowd. Hey, it's okay, being normal ain't so bad.How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace

How Sexual Are U?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%A Sicko50%Average50%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sad
How Sad is it when a boyfriend comes along and warns you off about leaving comments on his girlfriends space, then comes back and deletes the comment so nobody else can see it. Makes you wonder if its all worth it

How Some Firefighters Lives End
24 on and 48 off He was proud of what he saw And if you ask him where his daddy was My Daddy is on a call His dad was a firefighter Who risked his life each day From a structure fire to a heart attack I have seen it all he'd say Until the night when fate collided And changed the lives of all The alarm rang out as nightime fell And Daddy was on a call A three alarm apartment fire Engine 101 on the scene Three children trapped on the second floor They started the standard routine One by one down the ladder they would go Till the little one said I forgot my teddy bear As the firefighter shouted NO!!! Then and there the roof collapsed His hand holding her so tight He saved his first and last that day It was the last call daddy would fight To the funeral they took the child His hand in his mother so tight A child understands more then you know A child can see the light As they lowered the casket it started to rain A sma

How Selfish Are You???
You Are 46% Selfish You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it's in the best interests of those involved. But you're no pushover. If something is important to you, you'll get it! How Selfish Are You?

How Street Smart Are You?
How street smart are you? 1. Do you look around before you enter or exit a building or car? 2. Do you park in a well lit area? 3. Do you park beside objects that impair your view? 4. Do you wear tight restrictive clothing? 5. Do you wear expensive jewelry or clothing in inappropriate places? 6. Do you pull out wads of cash when in a check out line? 7. Do you ladies have purses that are too big or over stuffed? 8. Do you know where your local Police station is? 9. Do you talk to strangers? 10. Do you give money to beggars? 11. Do you leave space between your car and the one in front of you? Could you drive off if something happened at a red light? 12. Do you open your door to strangers? 13. Do you pick up strangers on the road? 14. Do you lock your doors at home and in your car? 15. Do you have your keys out and ready when you are on your way to your car or home? 16. Do you walk around talking on the cell phone and not paying attention to

How Stressed Are You
Your Stress Level is: 36% You are slightly prone to stress, but generally you keep it under control. You know how to relax and take things as they come, even when your worlds seems to be falling apart. Occasionally, you do let yourself get stressed out, but you snap out of it pretty quickly. How Stressed Are You?

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
How Smart Is Your Right Foot? > >> > >>This will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying it a few > >>more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!! > >> > >>1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and > >>make clockwise circles with it. > >> > >> > >>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right > >>hand. > >> Your foot will change direction!!! > >> > >> .And there is nothing you can do about it.

How Stupit Can One Person Be?????
On thanksgiving day in front of all my so called friends my X Dom begged me to marry him saying he was sorry for all he had put me threw and wanted to make things good again and make me happy..Although my friends all said i was crazy i told him yes ( a Dom on his knees begging and with tears in his eyes is not a sight you usualy see ) well now thay are mad and as much as i plead wont talk to me.....Come the fallowing Monday ths Domly one took me out for a wonderful dinner and shoping on the way home tells me to move out the Master bedroom He has a new slave coming and start packing cause he wants me out His home within a week. As if i aint upset and inbaresed enough He informs me He wants all my birthday and christmass gifts back...........HAHA merry christmass to this lil fool.. I called my friends and was told drop dead well i sat there that next friday night thinking about this past year ...all the friends who have died and the ones who killed themselves and remembered i had 4 li

How Some Common Phrases / Traditions Came About
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)

How Smart Are We
True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11. The average housefly lives for one month. 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. 15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day. 16. Most of us have eaten a

How Sex Began!
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all outof juice.

How Sarcastic?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

How Sarcastic Am I?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

How Sexual Am I?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko40%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexxxy Is This ...
OK A COUPLE KICK ASS GUYS I KNOW IN CONTESTS AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF Y'ALL COULD GO DROP SOME COMMENTS( COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED) AND RATE THEM PLEASE !!! JUST GO CLICK ON PICTURES @ BOTTOM AND HELP EM OUT !!! MAD LUV ! XOXOXOXOO THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

How Should I Feel
My ex wife fucking let some strange guy that she has been dating for not very long watch my son. and she has only known him for a few days and I call on christmas day to see if my son had a good christmas left a message on her answering machine and this guy calls me back a few seconds later and fucking tells me my son had a great christmas and then has the nerves to call me bud and then she calls that night and starts to tell me what he got and I am pissed because this guy called me then I said bye and then a few minutes later she calls back and askes if I am mad at her and i went off on her and shit and I told her that I wanted to see my son here in ny and she started to hesitate and I said I mean it

How Sexual Am I.?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko80%Average40%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com