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Sitting Here Thinking About My Love I Love You Babe
3 Doors DownHere Without YouMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com FOR MY WIFE TAMMY I LOVE YOU BABE AND I ALWAYS WILL YOU ARE THE YELLOW ROSE AND THE CARNATIONS IN MY HEART AND LIFE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH OUT YOU YOU ARE MY EVETHING

Have To Try This :p
DON'T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that's right. On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the Interpretation of your pig!! Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until you are done! It won't be fun if you look first. Now if you're done...start to scroll down..... YOU'RE CHEATING!! DRAW THE FRIGGIN' PIG!!! The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist. Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates. (birthdays, etc.) Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates. Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither f

Those Were The "real Days"
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the m

Okay Question.... Really
I work for an ENT specialist...well I have worked in the medical field most of my life. I have dealt with alot of different people. People of different ages, races, creed and color. From Geriatric to Pediatric, Black to White, Jew to Muslim...you get the point. Here is my question then. I noticed something today...if a foreigner comes into our office and doesn't completley understand the language I notice I sllllllloooowwww myyyy speeeeeccchhhhh patttteeerrrnnn doooowwwnnnn and SPEAK ALOT LOUDER an-nun-ci-at-ing ev-er-y con-son-ant. Why is that! I'm not the only one. Think about it...when you go to the local 7-11 and get a slushy and ask the person behind the counter for a pack of your favorite cigarettes and they look at you like a Deer caught in headlights..... what do YOU do. So kiddies I guess what I'm saying is let's be more considerate of our foreign friends and neighbors....remember Dumbass in English is the same as DUMMMMMBBBB-ASSSSS. Mind you some of my dearest friends

Got Fu-bucks To The One That Leaves A Comment On My One Word Comment Picture!
Think you can win the lucky fu-bucks in the one word comment game! Try your luck, it easy one word to describe this picture! click on the picture and leave a comment! fu-bucks 1,000 WOW GOT TWO LUCKY WINNERS, STILL GOT THREE MORE TO GIVE AWAY BEFORE 12 MIDNIGHT!

Why It It That Only White People Are Called Raciest???
Some one else besides me finally said it. How many people are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans.You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You callme “Whiteboy, ‘Cracker’, ‘Honky,’ ‘Whitey,’ ‘Caveman’ and that’s OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand Nigger, Camel jokey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most Dangerous places to live?You have the United Negro College Fund.You have Martin Luther King Day.You have Black History Month.You have Cesar Chavez Day.You have Yom Hashoah.You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.You have the NAACP. You have BET.If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we’d be racists.If we had White Pride Day you would call us racists.If we had White History Month you would call us racists.If we had any organization

Plz Help Fu Frenz I'm Currently In 3rd In Need Of Comment Bombers Thx! :)
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"i Cost $ 3185 A Night"
See How Much You're Really Worth! - This is pretty fun :) Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [X] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75 Total: 15 Eye Color: [X] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue $150 [x] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15 Total so far: 165 Height: [ ] Over 7,, - $200 [ ] 6,,8? to 7,, - $175 [X] 6,,0? to 6,,7? - $150 [ ] 5,,5? to 5,,11? - $75 [ ] 5,,4? to 5,,10? - $85 [ ] Under 5,,4 - $95 Total so far: 315 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [x] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: 365 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [X] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215 Total so far: 685 Drink? [X] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holid

I Am Back!!!
Hey everyone! Its me...well if you guys actually remember who I am. I was a long standing user of the late great cherrytap and now have decided to hop back onboard to the fubar fanatics. I almost didnt stick with it but my Husband said that I should stay on and have fun, he actually enjoys letting me be eye candy I believe is how he put it. Now he is way more open when it comes to that than me lately I used to be all fine and dandy with him being on here and checking everyone out but now I get really jealous now that we are married. Oh well I am sure I will get over it, he is my world and my biggest fear is just losing him. When you actually find your soulmate you dont want anything to jepordize it. We are back from our honeymoon in Vegas and that was a blast, tried to get a hooker but they are pricey there lol. We did some gambling, drinking, and show seeing and it was amazing. Now that we are home we are trying to get back on our feet money wise and work somethings out so we can s

Damn Costco To Hell!!!! Lol
I think my knees are finally getting a little better. It has been a week since I was disco dancing the night away! lol I can't believe they hurt after a week still! I wonder what I was doing while I was dancing? Usually just sore for a couple of days but never this long! Note to self: Don't drink and dance! We went to Costco a little while ago and spent almost $400!!!! That place is very hard to come out of without spending at least $200, usually more. We bought a lot of meat though and we shrink wrapped it to freeze it. But OUCH! I am not sure where the money went to? I did manage to pick out some very pretty pink roses that I was supposed to get the other day! Sad that I had to buy them for myself but damn it, I deserve them! ;) Right? I think Peter is not leaving for the cabin until the morning and just going up there and turning around Monday to come back. Hopefully the boys go with him. They complain about going but love it once they are there. I need a quiet

Devil
Far in the distance This is the view from the other side How did I let this pass me by? Took me for granted Planted thorns in this garden of mine What are the chances? My hope has died Please have mercy You've unnerved me I don't deserve this pain So don't break my heart, I ain't never done nothing to deserve this I'm torn apart You've had your fun, do you suppose I earned it? Do you not see how I'm begging on my knees? Don't speak, don't breathe, You bring out the devil in me Thinking it over Those were days dark as ebony nights The end of October seemed like a lifetime I had a suspicion But didn't want to believe you a liar You had a mission to prove me right You took my trust Ground it to dust Found out I knew better And I don't wanna feel the pain And I don't want another day Shackled to your ball and chain You're entirely to blame And I'm so tired of explaining The sensation of no Novocain I don't have a prayer if There is

Eye Candy
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This Defines Our Love,
Baby I need your lovin' Baby I need your lovin' Although you're never near Your voice I often hear Another day, another night I long to hold you tight 'Cause I'm so lonely Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Some say it's a sign of weakness For a man to beg Then weak I'd rather be If it means havin' you to keep 'Cause lately I've been losin' sleep Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Empty nights Echo your name Sometimes I wonder Will I ever be the same Oh yeah, when you see me smile You know Things have gotten worse Any smile you might see Has all been rehearsed Darlin', I can't go on without you This emptiness won't let me live without you This loneliness inside me darlin' Makes me feel not alive, honey Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to ha

Well Daddy .....this Is What The Past Year Has Been!
I finally went out on a date! I been off the med.'s for 2 years minus a week. LOL I could not take them was sick as a dog so was taken off and told I did not need them. And now for my secret ! Ready Daddy just for you! I am to go to school and take some computer art classes. :-) I know you would be so happy I got my school pagers in the mail the other week. and have not told a single soul, When I am done with school I am to be re-tested and taken off of SSD! But he does not want me too stressed out about when Iam to live during school and wants me to think only of getting past that for now. He said I can get a job that Mama and Bobby just want to keep me traped where they can try to control me. But I will be starting soon. so they will find out soon. But I am holding it to myself for now. I am to be alone this year on your death date. tried hard not to be, but will not sit here and deal with Bobby or Mama calling! I used to travel alone no reason I cannot still do it! Oh, Bobby went ou

Dedicated To Him,
I need love, love To ease my mind I need to find, find someone to call mine But mama said You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy Its a game of give and take You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait You got to trust, give it time No matter how long it takes But how many heartaches Must I stand before I find a love To let me live again Right now the only thing That keeps me hangin on When I feel my strength, yeah Its almost gone I remember mama said: You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy Its a game of give and take How long must I wait How much more can I take Before loneliness will cause my heart Heart to break? No I cant bear to live my life alone I grow impatient for a love to call my own But when I feel that i, I cant go on These precious words keeps me hangin on I remember mama said: You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy

Unbelievable!
Shes only 54,000 points away from making Godmother, and I see people trying to help others that are far from that?..:( Not to mention the number of people that I have helped level without so much as a thank you? This is getting ridiculous and it makes me sad. Hopefully I have some good friends that can help her make this tonight! Please hit her page with lots of rates and add her as a friend! Please Please Please! ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar

Lmmfao...are Fer Real?
When you read this it will all make sence to you...I drink because thats how I deal with what you have left behind....I have questions that I know I will never get answers for, and I have emotions that I can not control....I drink when I have no kids, no house work, or anything else for that matter...you smoke and kick it to deal with your reality...why is it any diffrent? You are always actin like I am out here and you belive rumores and tell me they are lies....when all is said and done your the one. My heart is cold, yet your touch makes life flow throuch the ice, and all I know is when I am alone, your words I long to feel...

Happiness
for 20 years i have been in the dark and finnaly i have someone that makes me truly happy is it real is these butterflies in my gutt really there am i really smiling uncontrolably r my knees really getting week when i see her am i no longer lonly and un happy god i hop ethis is for real

No Good...
I never feared the unexpected Till I found myself in this peculiar place Unaware of where I was headed Turns out it was your footsteps I had chased Well I should know so much better than this But you've occupied the center of my universe I'm moving in reverse Under your mighty curse I hate myself for loving you I turn my head away But my heart will remain Till the day I learn you're no good for me It's illogical and it's outrageous The way I let you keep me hanging on Your character is that contagious I know I should have thought before I had done I've gone and let my impulse be my guide And on that note, I'll be defenseless for some time Hey you there, keep your distance Don't you come around here Don't test my patience baby Cause I ain't gonna let you off easy

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!..i Am Back!!!1
Well a few weeks ago I posted a blog saying I was taking some time away from Fubar.Well I did that so I could get some things together so I couod move from akron ohio to MD to be with the love of my life.Well..here I am in Md and back on Fubar and ready to kick ASS!!!...show me some love ya all!!

What’s Your Sex Style?
Your Astrological Sign Can Tell You By The Saturn Sisters Valentine’s Day may be a time for romance, but it’s also an opportunity for sweaty, sheet-twisting, heart-racing sex. So what are you like in bed? It’s written in the stars. The Saturn Sisters tell you what your sign says about your sex style… Aries (March 12 - April 19) [Aries] If you’re an Aries: It’s no wonder that they call you The Firestarter. Aries are notoriously hot under the collar and even hotter between the sheets. For Rams, sex can be like a competitive sport, allowing you to burn calories while simultaneously reaching high levels of pleasure. Just make sure winning isn’t your only goal. When sharing your bed with a partner, remind yourself that his pleasure matters too. Those who call you combative don’t know your secret: You provoke fights because making up is what you’re truly after. If you’re not attached – no matter. Solo sex is fabulous for you. After all, you know what you like.

21 Days
Ok so only 21 days left in this hell hole they call Killeen, Texas. My marriage is over since hubby decided that he liked dick more than i do. He can say what he wants to everyone else but he has been caught and he has admitted it, not just to me. Anyways i am moving home to Lake Arthur, Louisiana and i cant wait! I am going to miss the friends i have made here and my awesome job, but life goes on. Just counting down the days.

Hottest Cars
E-Mail | Print | Request Reprints | E-Mail Newsletters | RSS Detroit Auto Show Preview 2008's Hottest New Vehicles Joann Muller, 01.11.08, 12:01 AM ET row2image In Pictures: 2008's Hottest New Vehicles Also In Lifestyle Best SUVs 2007 World's Most Expensive Homes 2007 How To Avoid A Heart Attack Chic Boutique Hotels Men's Guide To Power Dressing Related Quotes GM 26.13 + 0.31 NSANY 17.50 + 0.03 TM 110.99 + 1.47 VLKAF 221.00 - 0.89 Related Stories Green And Mean Cars In Pictures: 2008's Hottest New Vehicles The Disconnect Cadillac SRX 2006 Cadillac XLR Bracing for a tough 2008, automakers are trying to make the most of their best new products, which is why they're unveiling more than 50 new production-ready models and concept vehicles at the Detroit North American International Auto Show, opening Jan. 19. The 2008 Detroit auto show, the nation's largest and most significant, will have a little bit of everything: "green"

Sex Etiquette 101
How to Handle 10 Sticky Situations By Norine Dworkin-McDaniel We tend to think about good manners in terms of holding open doors, saying “Please” and “Thank you,” using the right fork in a fancy restaurant, chewing with our mouths closed. But manners matter in bed too – even when we’re behaving like animals. Read on for 10 common sexual scenarios and the proper etiquette for dealing with them… “Etiquette is about treating people considerately, respectfully and honestly,” explains Peter Post, a director of the Emily Post Institute and author of Essential Manners For Couples: From Snoring and Sex to Finances and Fighting Fair – What Works, What Doesn’t and Why (Collins, 2005). “The most important thing we can do is to be considerate and respectful of our partner. And that is why etiquette matters in the bedroom.” We asked Post and other etiquette experts for help in finessing 10 sticky (no pun intended) sexual circumstances. Take their strategies to heart (and to

Dear Abby!
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. He does not even pretend to like me. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.

Mommys Little Angels
MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS FOR MY TWINS 02/17/08 WELL MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM THINKING OF YOU. IT HAS BEEN 9 YEARS SINCE GOD TOOK YOU FROM US. I WOUNDER WHATYOU BOTH LOOK LIKE AND HOW BIG YOU HAVE GROWN? WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM WOULD BE AND WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR BIG BROTHER MIKEY IN? I STILL DONT KNOW WHY YOU WERE TAKEN? THE EMPTINESS I FELT WHEN U LEFT ME WAS SO PAINFUL. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG THAT U BOTH DID NOT WANT ME AS YOUR MOMMY? DID GOD NEED YOU MORE? IF SO COULD HE HAD WARNED ME OF HIS PLANES FOR YOU BOTH? DADDY AND I HAVE ALWAYS WOUNDERED THIS. I KNOW THAT YOU BOTH ARE LITTLE ANGELS WATCHING OVER US, AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE UP THERE WITH POP, MOM, AND PAPA GAIL. I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. I WAS GIVEN ONE GIFT BEFORE YOU LEFT ME. I WAS ABLE TO SEE ON THAT TV IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE. HOWEVER, I ONLY WISHED I COULD HAVE FELT YOU , HOLD YOU BOTH AND EVEN TO KISS YOUR LITTLE HEADS GOOD NIGHT. I HAVE ALWAYS BEE

Cherokee
The blood that courses through my veins Runs true to the Cherokee. I am the blood of my people. I am Cherokee. The trail that my forefathers walked, Saturated in their tears, The trail has become my trial I listen with their ears. I heard the wailing of the Cherokee Proud of the salty tears, I cry the tears of the Cherokee Even after all these years. I walk the trail that they cried, I hear their voices frail, I bear the blood of the Cherokee. Damn this worthless trail. 'Trail Of Tears' of the Cherokee, Long remembered in shame. I cry out for the Cherokee. I wear the Cherokee name. Hear me loud and hear me clear, No head hung in sorrow... For I am the proud Cherokee Waiting for tomorrow. I will regain what my forefathers lost. I will stand and show my pride. And all the spirits of the lost Cherokee Will be standing at my side. I am the proud Cherokee. You'd do well to remember my name. In the name of all Cherokee My rights I do reclai

We Are One
Walking into the night I see the yellowed moon. I gather close to The Spirits. They tell what I am to do. I sit my Vision Quest, surrounded only by the talk of the bear, the eagle, the buffalo, the wolf and the hawk. As the transformation begins, I am enraptured by the messages they bring. I listen and I learn why I've been given these wings. I am quiet. I do not speak. I listen to The Spirits as they explain my quest to me. It is foretold that those who listen will gain the reason for their mission. I am learning. I am yearning. Eager to tell the stories as they have been told to me. I ache with heartbreak at the sorrow in the telling. I know that I must learn so that others who may pass my way will know the stories I keep. I must soar with the messages for others to hear. It cannot be left undone, they must fall on all ears. We are One We will not be undone

Haters Hall Of Shame. 02/16/08
i have my share of haters. i admit it, there is a 'i hate raven' fan club out here somewhere. and it used to bother me. because thier reasons for hating me were based on lies, innuendo, and good ol peer pressure. yeah i like that one 'gee i am so stupid i cant think for myself so i am going to hate this person because my best friend says too'. get a life. i mean really you think i honestly give a crap if you hate me? i admit at first i did, tried to prove to people they were wrong about me. but then i grew up and got a life. who cares. if i spend all my time trying to prove to people that the lies they want to believe in are lies then i have no time for fun things like a root canal. if you cant think for yourself then you deserve what you get. bet you think i am gonna say i hate haters? nope i pity the poor bastards. i think they are funny too. they an sit back and talk crap about me hey at least they are noticing me right? i am sure they have a purpose for being here. but i re

How Ever You See It.
Some people write about All the beauty that they see And I choose to write about All the ugly That I see I know there is beauty In this world of ours Yes, I see it too But remember There is a lot of ugly Too Just like a coin has two sides The world seems to have Two sides to There is beauty and ugly All depends on which side You view There are mean And nasty people And good and kind people too But you have to look At both sides To get the real life View You can’t sugar coat the ugly And pretend that it’s Not there Sure you can enjoy the beauty That’s why God Put it there Don’t act like you can’t see The ugly in our world Pretend that it’s not there Right before your eyes Don’t fool yourself In to believing The ugly can’t affect you Because it has affected Me and my family So It can attack, And bring you down Too You can read it In the papers

You Know What?
I'm a little fucking disgusted about people in general at the given moment, so I'd like to take this moment to let you know I fucking hate most of you. Just so you know. There of course are the few that I love, and you know who each one of you are. Now that I've got that out of my system, but got back from the hospital. This visit was a little more enjoyable than the last, but still a pain in the ass. Autumn had another seizure. This time it lasted about eight minutes. At least, this time the doctors believed me. They upped her medication, and things should be back to normal this time. She stopped breathing correctly about half way through, so we called 911 to get her to the hospital. Wasn't sure she was going to come out of this one, but she managed. Child's strong will keeps her going. She refuses to go down. She's exhausted for the most part. I am too. At my whit's end pretty much. Things are going to be fine. The world is semi good. Pat held together rather well. Despite the fact h

Your Possessions
You can’t take it With you When you go No matter how hard You try You can’t take Your possessions With you when you Die You spend Your whole life Working Wanting and buying Material things That you forget To reach out your hand To those who are In need So many have nothing Not even their basic needs While some have so much Much more Then they really need Some live in big ole mansions And drive expensive cars While some have nothing No food, no job No car Some work their fingers, To the bones But never get ahead While some are, Rolling in the dough And have maids To wait on them The poor are hard workers They give their job their all But they just can’t get ahead Like they are shoved Against A wall The poor work And pay their taxes Just like the rich folk do But when the poor Are done paying taxes There’s no money left For clothes and food Some don

Facts About Sex Need To Know !!
The Facts About Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the

Run Deep
Deep in the heart of this Cherokee, burn the legends of time. Written in the history books I bring forth the stories in rhyme. A peaceful nation upon the land content to roam and be free... no threat to the power of any race, just free to be. I did not write the legends. I did not see them fall. I did read the history books... the stories of horror recalled. A quiet nation of peoples herded across the vast land... herded across like cattle, their possessions taken from their hand. The Cherokee was not the only nation so treated. All American Indians were badly mistreated. I fight for recovery for all of them. I stand tall that they may take heed... Until we stand united......... we all suffer from the greed. Whatever your tribe your heritage wear with pride. Join with me fellow brothers. We will not go and hide. We are proud. We stand tall. We will stand united...... and claim for us all. American Native

What Happened To Me This Week...
This has been one hell of a week. For a week that started off so horribly, it sure ended on a bizarrely high note. For those of you that didn't know, I was in a really bad car accident last Friday, courtesy of a drunken driver. Yay. I was bruised, sprained, battered, and smashed.... but amazingly, did not break a single bone. Which is even more amazing considering I got a really bad concussion from putting my face through my side window. The bruising is only now starting to go away from my face. The only thing that tells me is my doc is going to have one HELL of a time cutting into my head, but that's another story for a later blog. So I was supposed to chill, rest, and relax this week. After Monday, I was ready to kill people, so I begged my way into getting a rental, and drove myself to work. Yeah, most of you will think I'm a fucking moron, but hey...that's just the way I am. So, yesterday (Friday) rolls around, and I get a surprise that makes everything worth while. N

I Hate Pigs!!!!!!
Well last night i got asked all night to go this fn party and kept on saying that i didnt feel like going and stuff like that. But later i decided to go anyways, so i hopp in the car and not even 5 minutes later i get pulled over for having something hanging in my rear view mirror. After last night i can now say that this fn cop was in it for filling up his quota for the month!!!!! HE CAN KISS MY U KNOW WHAT!!!!!

Behind The Veil
MAN We have little say in who we love, The heart and fates dictate, Circumstances dissipate our chances, It’s up to cruel destiny to mandate. WOMAN Take my hand… ease my mind. I try to make penance… can’t confess to the priest. It’s been so hard… I chastise myself. How do I live without you? MAN We’re both young… can’t predict to what this will lead, Never asking for more than what you can give. Settling for looks and stolen caresses, Wondering how much longer before we give in. WOMAN I hear your voice deep within me, It calls out to me… beckoning. My entire life I’ve waited for you, Please don’t ask me to not see it through. MAN Smiling brightly… masking the ache, Caught between heaven and hell, Familiar strangers amidst the crowd, Hoping they can’t see through our charade. WOMAN Every breath, every step shadowed by you, I can’t give you up… tomorrow is so far away. Do you feel the same pain? My heart bleeds… Tell me when will i

Police Warning
Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able to fix it! If you get an email along the lines of 'Osama Bin Laden Captured' or 'Osama Hanged' don't open the attachment. This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe .. Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail

A Place To Stand
A Place to Stand Late one morning in 1984, headed for lunch in San Francisco, I drove toward one of the booths. I hear loud music. It sounded like a party, or a Michael Jackson concert. I looked around. No other cars with their windows open. No sound trucks. I looked at the tollbooth. Inside it, the man was dancing. "What are you doing?" I asked. "I'm having a party," he said. "What about the rest of the people?" I looked over at the other booths; nothing moving there. "They're not invited." I had a dozen other question for him but somebody in a big hurry to get somewhere started punching his horn behind me and I drove off. But I made a note to myself: Find this guy again. There's something in his eye that says there's magic in his tollbooth. Months later I did find him again, still with the loud music, still having a party. Again I asked, "What are you doing?" He said, "I remember you from the last time. I'm still dancing. I'm having the same party. I said

Guys Try These On Your Ladies......
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) I may not be the best lookin' guy in

Most Illiterate Mumm Award
Whipped --Owner... (Depressed) F, 21 Canada Puppy created @ 2008-02-16 17:11:43 -- expires in: 23 hr [EVERYONE] This MUMM was posted by a fubarian--it has to be the most incoherent illiterate piece of non-writing I have ever encountered!!!! Puppy Ok So if you bought a puppy from a breeder that bred dogs for like 15 years and the person that bought the dog leg breakes from jumping off a futon! and they let it outside to go down the stairs with a cast on its leg and It brakes its other leg. And they call the humane Society on them saying they never fed the puppy enough malnutrition ... saying it was the breeders fault the dog's legs broke because of this... What do you think the breeders fault or the new owners fault? And so you know i know the breeder and she does take good care of her dogs. I just wanna know If you guys agree. 17 votes 87 views 10 comments Breeders Fault ** OR ** New owners Fault

Help Me Help Her!
Buy This chick a shamrock! And I'll Give ya somethin special in return ☠ DJ Lil Goth Angel ☠@ Darkness Falls Radio@ fubar She Doesnt know I'm doing this yet (she will when she sees this bulliten) but buy her personalized shamrocks from Heartistic Soul(Link Below): Heartistic Soul@ fubar and show her she's loved. I'm sure she's dropped by your page when you've needed help leveling because thats just how she is. She loves helping but never asks for it herself. Please show her some love! She returns it all. Just send the following info along with the shamrock orders to Heartistic Soul and help gothy win this contest! It would mean the world to me to see her get something nice for once! Fubar Name:DJ Lil Goth Angel Fubar ID: 458731 Fubar URL: http://www.fubar.com/lilgothangel83 this pimpout brought to you by Åß3®ÑÅthϒ@ fubar (repost of original by 'Åß3®ÑÅthϒ' on '2008-02-16 14:24:03') (repost of original by '☠ DJ Lil Goth Angel

My Best Friend!
today I lost my best friend, my cat ringo! just a pet to some but to me he was like one of my kids. I came home and found him sick so I rushed him to the vet. he had cancer and his kidneys were shutting down. I held him as he was put to sleep :-( I loved you Ringo RIP!

Let Me Know
Okay im getting into doing cool stuff with pictures... if you would like me to make you one... let me know and i will... i just would rather have permission before ripping pics.... thanks, Emily, aka Emmy, Aka Living Dead Girl~

My Birthdate
4 March 1951 Your date of conception was on or about 11 June 1950 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 5. Your fortune cookie reads: If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain. D. Parton Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2433709.5. The golden number for 1951 is 14. The epact number for 1951 is 22. The year 1951 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1951 and ending 1/26/1952. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in

Epica - Another Me "in Lack'ech"
If you search for enrichment And injure others Earning more that you can spend You'll pass the borders When you think you've succeeded But something's missing Means you have been defeated By greed, your weakness This fantasy is not enough for me I want it, I'll take it away from you Your misery that softly incites me All I do is using, abusing you Life is often miserable In the search for happiness The power's so desirable They bring so much distress Life is often pitiful In the search for blessedness If we weren't so insatiable There would be much more than less I just take care of myself and no-one else Life is often cynical In the search for hopefulness We're only wanting more and more So we got into this mess All that you've taken from others Will be taken from you All that your dissonance smothers Will then come back to you Whatever happens tomorrow, and whatever you do Just keep in mind that the source and end is you Never finding fu

02-16-08 (play?)
February 16, 2008 Sup? Rock on! M u s i c: It's been known to tame the savage beast, Or heal a broken heart. It's a mood altering as drugs And as relaxing as a nights sleep. It's great to make love TO ... (wait ... I'll just have to take your word on that) It really doesn't matter the type Be it: Rock And ALL the different directions the that classification leads you ... -or- Funk

When Do U Know Love Is Right?
****THIS IS HOW I CAN TELL WHEN I FEEL LIKE THIS,WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS TALK TO U, WHEN AL I WANT TO DO IS SEE YOU, WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS FEEL YOU I NEED TO SEE YOU AND HEAR YOU AND TOUCH U.. UR MY HEAVEN ON EARTH RIGHT NOW, MY PARADISE IN AN UGLY WORLD,MY CALM AND MY STORM..YOUR MY EVERYTHING**** THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO WILL READ THIS AND THINK I AM CRAZY OR WOW U MUST REALLY BE IN LOVE. BUT IT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.SO YOU CAN ALL WONDER AND GUESS BUT MY SECRET IS SAFE.NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO KNOW.

I Hate....
~I HATE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL ~I HATE THE WAY YOU LOOK ~I HATE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME SMILE ~I HATE THE WAY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS ~I HATE YOUR EYES AND GLEAM IN THEM ~I HATE THE WAY YOU DRESS ~I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK ~I HATE THE GIRL THAT STOLED YOUR HART ~I HATE HOW I CANT TAKE MY MIND OFF YOU ~I HATE HOW I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND I ~I HATE WHEN I SEE YOUR NAME ~I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ~BUT THE THING I HATE MOST IS....I DONT HATE YOU AT ALL!!!

Epica - Never Enough
Never Enough Can't you hear me screaming, once again? Voices you can't hear Because you are consumed and incontent With everlasting greed Don't you see me on my hands and knees? Begging and bleeding You're smiling as you bite the hand that feeds But will you never see? Always wanting what your eyes can't see needing what your arms can’t reach Thinking you are in need Always hearing what your ears can't hear feeling what your hands can't touch Thinking you’re incomplete (Enough) It was, Never enough that I gave to you All of the horror that you've put me through (Never enough) How can I make up my mind this time? This is where I will draw the line Sacrificed my life to be with you Why did you leave me? There's nothing more from me you can consume Cause you are incomplete Always wanting what your eyes can't see needing what your arms can’t reach Thinking you are in need Always hearing what your ears can't hear feeling what your hands can't touch

Still Missing You
It's Late at night and I stand on my front porch sipping some hot tea. I set my tea down and put my coot on as the breeze terns in to a cold winter wind.I look up and watch as the moon gets masked buy clods . I Pick up my drink and take another sip from it. As I think to my self its a good night for snow. My mind drift off. To memories almost long forgot. A voice from a loved whispers in my mind. Tell me that they miss me and jogging old memories of them back to life make cry cause you miss them so much. But at the same time make you smile and laugh. As the memories get stronger and stronger you can feel and smell everything as if it was just happing for the first time. You can feel the mid summers sun betting down on you as your walking the the park with Jen as you stop for a secant to pick a flow and put in her hear that you know she like she laugh and ask why I picked her such a beautiful flower for her, I said " Because I know you like that flower"( as she take the flower from b

A Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime
People will come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON, or a LIFETIME. When it becomes clear which is it, you will understand what to do for that person. For a REASON: it is usually to meet a need you have expressed, maybe to assist you during a difficult period in your life, to provide guidance and counsel, to assist you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. After a period of time, the person will end it or you will bring it to a close. The mission has been fulfilled and life contiunes for the both of you down seperate paths. One day, these paths may cross again. For a SEASON: the person allows you to share, grow, and learn, bringing a sense of peace or laughter into your life. They provide you with joy and you get to share pains together when the heart is broken and in need of repair. Two lives have become close and that memory will live on for the both parties. This continues to grow and can move on to a more personal stage between the two. A LIFETIME: relati

I Don't Care How Many Friends I Lose Over This.
don't care how many friends i lose over this.......... Month One MOMMY I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor toda

Check This Out From The Ghost Rider
Fire My Words HEY TO YOU ALL, I'M DOING THIS A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE. YOU ALL NEED TO CHECK OUT THIS LOUNGE TONIGHT. ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS WILL BE ACTIONED OFF. SO COME ON OVER AND ENJOY THE FUN AND ATMOSPHERE. YOU WONT BE SORRY. KICKING HELLS ASH 2 IS THE NAME OF THE LOUNGE TELL EVERYONE I SAID HI AND TO HAVE A GOOD TIME'IT WILL START IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53570#

Thank You Family And Friends.. Are You One Here?? Open Up And See (tysm Alan)
> thank you too all that has been rating my stash and pics the past few days/weeks trying to get me one step closer to godfather.. heres a few that i remember if i missed someone let me know and ill add yeah stop buy there pages add them fan them and rate them... the first person got the whole ball rolling for me and started getting me all the rates etc... so make sure you stop buy her page and rate her..she was the whole leader of it.. if i missed someone let me know ill add ya to it ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~*DSC* Fu Owned By "Sexymedic4u" & "SexyBabyBlueEyes"@ fubar ~CONFEDERATE FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~@ fubar ~*RedKandy*~S*U*P*~Club F.A.R.~2nd Alarm Hotties Member~*Sisters 4 Life*♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Fu-Owned By GaryHELLCAT OWNER OF UGLY_GUY32 ^SPACE HOTTIE^@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar *~Tall Blonde~*@ fubar ~~~Blueyesmel~~~(Bratass) Read about me ......

Http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55163
Hi i just wanna let everyone know that i have a cam on my profile page and also in my lounge...so see you all there oh yeah here is the lounge linkhttp://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55163 or go to my lounges on my page and click 2nd lounge hugs see ya there!!!!!

Do You Want 20,000 Fubux?
OK SO YEA YOU MAY THINK I AM LAME! BUUUUUUUUUUUUT...... I AM BORED, AND DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF IT! CAUSE I KNOW SOME OF YOU OUT THERE REALLY LOVE ME! SO I ASK.... DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME REALLY SIMPLE AND I MEAN SIMPLE FUBUX? LETS SAY HMMMMMM.... 20,000 FUBUX? HERE'S WHAT YOU DO..... MAKE ME A PERSONAL SALUTE WITH MY NAME IN IT! YEP IT'S THAT EASY! SIMPLY DO A SALUTE TO ME, DJ BYTCH AT STINKEYE RADIO AND I WILL GIVE YOU 20,000FUBUX ONCE YOU ARE DONE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW! HAPPY FUBARIN *** DJ Bytch *** CT/ FU Wife Of DJ Jay *** Owner Of Stinkeyeradio.com *** (Fu - Owned by AirBags)@ fubar

Injuries
Around December 14, I was takin to the Batallion Aid Station. I had been very sick for like a week. They told me I had Pneumonia. They Put me on Bed rest and started pumpin me with medication. 4 days later I was doin pretty good. They let me leave to get back to work. Not even 2 days after I was released I was injured. I now have a broken foot, every bone in my foot is shattered, I was flown out of Iraq and taken to Germany where they gave me an option. They gave me the Choice to go home or stay in Iraq. Of course I chose to stay in Iraq to be with my boys. So they put me in a soft cast (by request) andsent me back to Iraq, I was given some pain meds and a set of crutches. Well here it is february 17th at 0322 in the morning. I have been taken off of crutches because I now have soft bones, they want me to walk on it to strenthen the bones. I am literally losing my mind now from boredom. I see my squad members come and go. some never come back. which pisses me off cause I wish i could

Depression
She goes about her day to day and does her duties to perfection, She cries alone and works her way through fears and self rejection. No one knows this angel is carrying around such grief, If they only saw a glimpse of things they'd sigh in disbelief. She seems to be so perfect not one single flaw, Everyone looks at her with envy If they only knew it all. Her heart aches with loneliness and her tears disguised with pride, Why does she care what they think its becoming too much for her to hide. She sits at home and pours her heart out to a man that doesn't really care, He never hears a word she says he looks right through her as if she’s not really there. She is running out of friends to confide in and family's gone astray, Alone and broken hearted, she slits her wrists and slowly fades away.

What Women Really Think Of You Men....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do me

Vampire Lover .. The Sequel
I look out my window, as I sit in my room, The rain falls faster, and reminds me of gloom. I hear a noise in the shadows, and I know that it's he, My vampire lover, is returning to me. As I walk to his side, his intentions are clear, He walks over to my bed, and tells me to come here. I gladly walk over, and lay on my bed, As he tells me onve more, to tilt my head. I close my eyes, at the feel of his touch, I feel his fangs dig in deeper, and enjoy it so much. I awake once again, in the dead of night, Searching once more, for the brightness of light. I sit up in my bed, and just as before, My body is icy, my neck is so sore. I take my hand out my pocket, and feel my neck like before, The holes have gotten deeper, by much, much more. Once again, I look in a mirror, Searching for some sign, that my soul is still there. I stare blindly into the mirror, for a moment or two, Knowing for sure now, that it must be true. I must be a v

Confusion
"Times of general calamity and confusion have ever been productive of the greatest minds. The purest ore is produced from the hottest furnace, and the brightest thunderbolt is elicited from the darkest storm." Charles Caleb Colton

Fakers
Someone wanna tell me why a guy will set his sights on you then dis you and break your heart? I didn't go looking for you, you came looking for me. I realize most guys on here are just looking for sex and could care less about anything else, but are you really that heartless? I may not be Miss America but I DO have a heart, and I'm tired of you pieces of crap breaking it. Why don't you just leave me alone. I'd rather be alone than have you keep sh**tng on me. I don't want your nasty pics or to cyber with you. Don't fan me or send me a friend request. Don't leave me a profile comment or tell me how beautiful or sexy I am, cuz you're lying through your teeth. Just igonore me and pretend I don't exist. I would rather be alone forever than hear your stupid bullsh*t anymore, ok? If you're looking for someone to make you smile or feel good I'm here otherwise LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE OK?

Anyone
Send it back if you think you could get the job... BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospital

A Good Black Man
A Good Black Man Good Black Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, and at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a Lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Denzel face. But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head. A good man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, etc. he is (he won't have to because it shows). He has his own opinions and yours may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he's right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good man is not going to meet every item on your checklist. He is human with fr

Man Accused Of Fatally Stomping Son Takes Dna Test (from The Bully)
Remember the lady in question was the no.1 ranked cherry until she deleted her salutes disabled comments and made her profile private.my question is why do you still have her on your friend and fan list?why do you keep sticking up for her?why not remove her from your friends and fans? Top stories Feb. 16, 2008, 12:27AM Man accused of fatally stomping son takes DNA test By HARVEY RICE Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle TOOLS GALVESTON — A man accused of stomping his infant son to death gave a DNA sample to prosecutors Friday, his attorney said. Travis "T.J." Mullis, 21, of Alvin was handed a piece of cotton that he used to swab the inside of his mouth. He dropped the cotton in a paper container that was sealed for delivery to a laboratory, said Mullis's attorney, Robert Loper. The DNA will be compared with evidence taken from Mullis, his car and from the Galveston roadside where the body of 3-month-old Alijah Mullis was found Jan. 29, accor

Don't You Love A Good Freak!
> TY SO VERY MUCH TO FREAK! Freak ~*~FU-Bombers~*~@ fubar She just donated $200,000 to my Spotlight Fund after making a donation of $25,000 the other day! Go show her lots and lots of fu love and give her a big Thank You from me... ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar XOXO

Vampire Lover...poem
sitting in my bed chamber, all alone in the night, looking and praying, to find me some light. staring into the darkness, i see something there, looking so blindly, at the figure so fair. when i blink my eyes, i feel the despair, lonely a feeling, a deepening stare. finally i awake, to the hour of dawn, looking around, my soul to be drawn. i sit up in the bed, my body of ice, i feel to my neck, the holes deep and nice. then comes the rememberance, of the night before, thy fangs in my shoulder, my neck to be sore. then as i wonder, i pull out my mirror, i look deep inside it, but my reflections not there. i lift up further, to stand on my feet, look in the bath mirror, with only defeat. wondering wildly, what happened to me, thinking and pondering, oh, how could this be! now i sit in the darkness, never to know, the feeling of sunshine, never to glow. a vamp must have got me, oh what a thought, i never thought someday, i'ld

Feb 23, 2008; The New Disciple List Is Out!!! Please Read The Whole Thing!!!!
Well its time to sort the disciples into teams... The teams they were sorted into was determined by the order of they put in there applications... So we can sort them out evenly... so with out further delay... Lets get to the sorting... but please read the whole thing for there is important information at the bottom of the blog for our new Disciples... this week there is only 4 new disciples Team Lust Though the least deadly of the sins... it is by far the most popular... Team Lust is ran by ManlyMans Sex Slave... One of my closest friends... and to her I assign this Disicple... of... Nimphodite bisexual goddess@ fubar Team Gluttony Though one of the less popular... It is run by a very strong member of the group... Crystal is one person I see that is very active on Fubar and I am very happy to have her... and to her I assign as a Disciple... Snow(Gluttony, your friendly jester.) What is your sin?@ fubar Team Sloth Shortly after becoming our Sloth Sin... Angelface was

Well Whatever
so you know i have been having all kinds of problems, especially with my ex bf and soon to be ex hubby.... here's an update on the ex bf situation, lmao I broke up with craig when one of his best friends called me and let me know he was screwing his ex down in myrtle beach, yada yada yada... and everyonce in a while he talks me into seeing him... he told me he wanted to take me to gatlinburg, tn, for valentine's day... then it got pushed to the weekend, and i never really committed to going, just kinda kept avoiding the subject cause i was a little torn about it. well seeing as he is not my bf anymore, of course i went out a few times... last night too. he called while i was getting ready and said that he decided not to work all night and to hang out with me, i told him i had other plans, and he asked what then i told him i had a date... that i couldn't lie like he does (and i was hoping it would push him away... thought it was working there for a while) oh he flew off the

Whats A Billion Dollars Mean To You?
What is a billion? This is too true to be funny The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congr

Good Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went t

How It Works....
Ok I decided to start this up in order to entertain all my lovely friends and family!!! I will post the question towards the beginning of the day... today it will be posted right after this... And you guys post comments with what you think the answer to the joke would be.... Then later on in the day I will post the answer and the names of who all got the answer right! Plus if you get the answer right I will buy you a gift!!! Let the jokes begin!!!

The Winner Is
STOP BY AND SHOW HER SOME LOVEE HAD THE WINNING BID OF 50,000 FU-BUCKS WONDER_WOMAN™@FUBAR.COM_OWNER_OF_SYNTHETIC_&_Ur NaUgHtY LiL SeCrEt_&_OWNER_OF_FU-DADDY_R/L_BOYFRIEND@ fubar Fire My Words Text Image Generator THATS RIGHT EVERYONE MY 11'S ARE UP FOR BID TODAY ONLY FROM 4:30 EST TIME TILL 6:30 EASTERN TIME. THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GET 100 11,S RIGHT AFTER THE BIDDING IS OVER. SO DON'T DELAY GET UR 11'S TODAY.STARTING BID IS 20,000 FU-BUCKS ALSO THIS LOVELY LADY IS HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS SO SHE WILL BE GING ANOTHER 100 11'S OUT DURING HER HH TONIGHT. HERE IS HER LINK SHOW HER SOME LOVE ~*P(·)kerB(·)(·)bs*~ Promoter of Granny's Panties Lounge@ fubar

~something To Think About~
Ok... an interstate highway travels between two states... so why does hawaii have one??? Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??? Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot dog buns come in packs of only 8??

Northern Illinois Tragedy { Dekalb,illinois}
NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY TRAGEDY Text Image Generator " My Condolence for those We lost, Yes! That this happened in our community, at Northern, in a classroom to those who had it all before them...among those we hope with our future. Just Horrible - those stopped in their travel. It's left to the rest to carry them in spirit, unforgetful yet we must lay them down, move on past this time and that eventful place. They're at rest though we can not. Yes, we hurt. It Hurts. And so it should... " It is hard to believe this can happen in our community. My prayers go out to the students, their families, staff, law enforcement, and medical personnel involved. My oldest son is a student at NIU who thankfully was not near the shooting. NIU's response gives me confidence that they are there for our students. " " My heart and prayers go out to all of the NIU community. This was a major shock and all one can do is cry. I was so glad later this evening to hear from my NIU friends.

Oh Love
I want you Yet I hate you There seems to be No in between. I want to welcome you With open Arms Yet keep you from my Dreams. I ache inside to feel you near But to let you in is what I fear. If I succumb will you bring despair But still somehow I can't help but to care.

Why Do We Do It?
Is it human nature to do the things we do? I mean we water and fertilize our lawn just to moan and groan cause we have to mow once or twice a week. We buid 60 story buildings on fault lines. Cars are made to reach speeds of 100+ miles per hour only to be driven on roads with 70 miles per hour limit which should be driven at 55 mph due to the poor maintanence. We have all these fast food places, complain if we are not served in under 40 seconds and then whine cause the majority of us are over weight. Texting has become so popular that we are loosing sight of elocution and punctuation. We spend the majority of our time online and wonder why we have no actual friends. I will add more to this later on...as they pop into my head.......

Acid Bath - Scream Of The Butterfly
A creature made of sunshine Her eyes were like the sky Rabbit howls like something old as we twitch to her lullaby The scalpel shines in god's sunshine Street lights whisper pain Down here near the poison stream our god has gone insane She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands into the sun she stares She feels it die, I heard her cry She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands into the sun she stares She feels it die, I heard her cry Like the scream of the butterfly Sunshine a house in flames She likes it where she gets it but it's never felt the same Surgery in the house of dissection When your candle burns out I will resurrect you She runs through fields of daisies Yeah it's just a shame that they eat their own babies Who cares cause the air is free When you get there will you kiss the dead for me? There's blood on the moon and the summer is cold There's love in the room but baby that's gettin

Stop Child Abuse
Increased awareness of abuse It's important we get the facts about child abuse, so we're aware of the dangers and can protect our children, but it's just as vital we don't panic and overprotect them. Types of abuse There are four main types of abuse: Physical - when parents or other adults deliberately injure a child or do nothing to prevent it. This not only includes physical violence but also giving children alcohol or drugs. The most serious cases can result in brain damage and even death. Emotional - when parents continuously fail to show love and affection to a child. This might include sarcasm, threats, criticism, yelling and taunting. The effects are serious and long-lasting. Neglect - when parents fail to meet a child's basic needs for food, warmth, clothing or medical attention. Neglected children may be very withdrawn or very aggressive, and can develop health problems or have difficulty coping at school. Sexual - when an adult, or sometimes an older child, uses a

Happiness Is....
Happiness is when you're bustin' drifts in the mountains in your fairly stock '03 Chevy 2500HD (only 3 inches of lift and sittin' on 35s) and while coming down the mountain, you encounter a Ford F350 climbing the hill and make HIM back all the way down and don't take your foot off the throttle! Then further down the moutain, you come across a group on "wheelers" who are trailering a mid-80s Chevy on 2 1/2 ton Rockwells and trying to figure out how to get it through the snow. Easy boys! DRIVE IT! Then you make them look twice, or more, as you drive around them and go off the trail as they're blocking the whole damn road! Never taking your foot off the throttle again. Don't worry boys. Someday the other one will drop and your Fords and Dodges will be able to keep up with my Chevy.

Look Out For The Last Story....it Will Knock Your Socks Off
Author and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.' ********************************************* Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, 'I know all about adoption, I was adopted.' 'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked another child. 'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tum

Very Nice Knowledge
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do itTake your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of

How To Wash A Toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power- wash ' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Tired
Have you ever wanted to sleep forever? That's how I feel and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so tired of so much. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of being hurt. I'm tired of feeling that I'm the only one that cares what happens. I'm tired of not being first. I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm tired of being sad all the time. I'm tired of being ignored. I'm just tired of this. As I sit here looking at the screen, trying to put my thoughts into words, I realize something. I can't. There are no words to describe exactly how I feel. My heart feels nothing. My mind can't think. My soul feels gone. I'm not even sure I'm breathing sometimes. I hate this feeling. I've tried so many times to make it go away but it just comes back with a vengence everytime. This is a broken clock that I can't fix and one that I feel you want to just toss in the garbage. So what now? Give up? Keep trying? Somebody tell me what to do b/c I have no fucking clue. How can walking away be the easiest an

You'll Always Be Beautiful In My Eyes
You're my peace of mind in this crazy world. You're everything I've tried to find, your love is a pearl. You're my Mona Lisa, you're my rainbow skies, and my only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. The world will turn, and the seasons will change, and all the lesson we will learn will be beautiful and strange. We'll have our fill of tears, our share of sighs. My only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever more beautiful in my eyes. When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, when the time comes to embrace for one long last while, we can laugh about how time really flies. We won't say goodbye 'cause true love never really dies. You'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever mor

Amazing How People Are
Just wondering if anyone out there in fu land has the same feelings I do. dont anyone other than me find it amazing how you meet someone whether its male or female an chat back and forth and have chemistry going with each other then poof out of nowhere you get hit with I have found someone else and we really connected. is it wrong to find that disrespectful toi put time effort and focus and energy into someone for them to turn around and say hey ya know I like you we have a lot in common but i found someone else PLEASE some explain that to me

Phenomenal
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That'

Shadow Of The Day
I close both locks below the window. I close both blinds and turn away. Sometimes solutions aren't so simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only way. And the sun will set for you, The sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. Pink cards and flowers on your window, Your friends all plead for you to stay. Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only way. And the sun will set for you, The sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you.

What I've Done
In this farewell There’s no blood There’s no alibi ‘Cause I’ve drawn regret From the truth Of a thousand lies So let mercy come And wash away What I’ve done I’ve faced myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done Put to rest What you thought of me Well I cleaned this slate With the hands Of uncertainty So let mercy come And wash away What I’ve done I’ve faced myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done For what I’ve done I’ll start again And whatever pain may come Today this ends I’m forgiving what I’ve done I’ve faced myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done What I’ve done Forgiving what I’ve done

What's Left Of Me
Watch my life, Pass me by, In the rear view mirror Pictures frozen in time Are becoming clearer I don't wanna waste another day Stuck in the shadow of my mistakes Yeah... [Chorus] Cause I want you, And I feel you, Crawling underneath my skin Like a hunger, Like a burning, To find a place I've never been Now I'm broken, And I'm faded, I'm half the man I thought I would be: But you can have what's left of me I've been dying inside, Little by little, No where to go, But going out of my mind In endless circles, Running from my self until, You gave me a reason for standing still [Chorus] It's falling faster, Barely breathing, Give me something, To believe in Tell me: It's not all in my head Take what's left Of this man Make me whole Once again [Chorus] I've been dying inside you see I'm going out of my mind Out of my mind I'm just running in circles all the time Will you take what's left Will you take what's left Will you take what'

Scolding Fetish Man In Hot Water
**Lady V’s Thought: And to think, there are tons of us PSO’s out there just WAITING for people like him to call! And it’s LEGAL!** Tokyo - A lonely Japanese man has been arrested for allegedly calling directory assistance thousands of times because he liked to be scolded by female operators, police and reports said on Wednesday. Takahiro Fujinuma - who is 37, single and unemployed - reportedly would whisper “darling” as he tried to start a conversation and then pleaded with operators not to hang up. He was arrested Tuesday in Tokyo on charges of obstructing the business of service operator NTT Solco, part of telecom giant Nippon Telegraph and Telephone. He placed 2 600 calls to directory help - reached in Japan by dialling 104 - between early June and mid-November, a police spokesperson said. But Japanese media said he is suspected of starting his habit in 2004 and calling 104 more than 10 000 times. He reportedly told police that he was lonely and grew to enjoy anno

Now Its 200 11.s Start Bidding
Fire My Words Text Image Generator THATS RIGHT EVERYONE MY 11'S ARE UP FOR BID TODAY ONLY FROM 4:30 EST TIME TILL 6:30 EASTERN TIME. THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GET 100 11,S RIGHT AFTER THE BIDDING IS OVER. SO DON'T DELAY GET UR 11'S TODAY.STARTING BID IS 20,000 FU-BUCKS ALSO THIS LOVELY LADY IS HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS SO SHE WILL BE GING ANOTHER 100 11'S OUT DURING HER HH TONIGHT. HERE IS HER LINK SHOW HER SOME LOVE ~*P(·)kerB(·)(·)bs*~ Promoter of Granny's Panties Lounge@ fubar

A Poem My Daughter Wrote.
I'm Beautiful, & I'm Kind, I speak what's on my mind, I'm precious & I'm sweet, Please don't walk all over me, I'm funny & I'm smart, I won't let you break my heart, I'm everything I want to be! But...I'm not anyone except for me, I like to laugh & I love to smile, I'd like it if you'd stick around for awhile, I've been hurt but...I'm not broken,. There's too many words I've left unspoken

Resolve
Every smile you gave me was it fake every hug you gave me was it merely to take Every soothing word what was the goal every day did you think the moral wouldn't unfold well here I am with clear resolve no farther do I have to fall I'm at the bottom but sun do I see you I don't need I only need me How dare you think you had the right to smile to hug to laugh and then behind my back so false you thought I never knew you thought I'd never hear or see obviously you never were a friend to me. I have resolve no farther to fall but on my own at least I know I am true and the only way is up without you.

Pimpout ??
OK I NEED HELP...I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO LEVEL FOR AWHILE NOW AND IT ISN'T WORKING LOL... SO PLEASE STOP BY IF YOU CAN. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH. LUV N KISSES *BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ* THANKS !!! ~*BossLadywitdaSeXxyEyEz*~*~NANI AND WATERS FU-HOOKA*@ fubar

The Bidding Has Started
Fire My Words Text Image Generator THATS RIGHT EVERYONE MY 11'S ARE UP FOR BID TODAY ONLY FROM 4:30 EST TIME TILL 6:30 EASTERN TIME. THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GET 100 11,S RIGHT AFTER THE BIDDING IS OVER. SO DON'T DELAY GET UR 11'S TODAY.STARTING BID IS 20,000 FU-BUCKS ALSO THIS LOVELY LADY IS HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS SO SHE WILL BE GING ANOTHER 100 11'S OUT DURING HER HH TONIGHT. HERE IS HER LINK SHOW HER SOME LOVE ~*P(·)kerB(·)(·)bs*~ Promoter of Granny's Panties Lounge@ fubar

Respect
sorry if i pissed anyone off, oh fucking well... i have a respect for women that most men dont... and the fact that the name is what it is proves theres no respect at all... if there was it wouldnt be that, even from the beginning... sorry if dont call wome whores, sluts traps, or bitches... its just not the way i was raised and i wont relate myself to that... so what hes you friend... but how would you feel if someone called you a whore... whether he is talking about you or not... it is disrespectful to all women... THAT IS MY OPINION... TAKE OR LEAVE IT... CONDEM ME OR NOT... I DONT CARE ANYMORE

What Do You Think?
This is an email I recieved... It is extremely surprising that the Arab financed TV in Dubai wouldallow this to air. Be sure and watch this, it is so powerful, it won't be on the airlong.--- She is one impressive woman. Here is a powerful and amazing statement on Al Jereeza television.The woman is Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles. I would suggest watching it ASAP because I don't know how long thelink will be active.This film clip should be shown around the world repeatedly! SEE VIDEO< http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak=nul These are not my words, but they are good. I'm surprised their isn't a price on here head... This is a transcript from her interview... Arab-American Psychologist Wafa Sultan Al-Jazeera TV (Qatar) February 21, 2006 Wafa: The clash we are witnessing around the world is not a clash of religions, or a clash of civilizations, it is a clash between two opposites, between two eras, it is a

Hello
Its amazing when strangers become friends, but its sad when friends become strangers. I never want to lose u as a friend! Send this to all ur friends. Including me! ( IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE ME! ) I met u as a stranger. Now i have u as a friend. i hope we meet in heaven where friendship never ends. Send this to all ur friends..

What Makes Some People Tick?
Have you ever wondered what makes some people tick? What it is in life that made them who they are? For some people to be so real and down to earth and honest. For others to be so full of BS , so full of themselves, so full of lies? I guess no matter what may have happened in my life, both the good and the bad, I have remained just me. I am optimistic, full of life, honest, happy, just real. I do not need drama to make me feel alive. In fact, please, leave the drama at the door. And preferably not mine. I do not mean to be rude, but My God! I could so live the rest of my life without dealing with another dramatic person. And that is sad. But I do not do drama well. Just don't. It seems as if drama is all that some people are about. That if it weren't for the drama in their lives, they would not have a life. And to me that is sad. But so true with a couple of people that I know and try to care for. Ok I will get off my soap box for the moment. But

Come
by Silkyheat© I want to climb on top of you all slick and sweaty and hot and hold your throbbing sword deep inside my silky heat I long to feel your pulse pushing against my softness pushing for more and more winding the tension springs higher Don't give me your sweetness give me your hard edges your rough, unfinished planes your unvarnished strength Hold me over and under you and plunge into my wet sea feel the waves crash over you as my tide pulls you in Die inside my honeyed whirlpool be reborn in ecstasy's liquid rest forever on the shore of my love come...

Our Reality, Our Story
Until August of last year if you would've asked me I would've told you that people who meet on the internet and end up starting a relationship are all crazy. Then on August third I found a picture of this beautiful girl sitting on some rocks in front of a waterfall. I left her an ordinary comment about loving the sound of flowing water (not expecting any kind of response) and the next thing i knew we were talking for about ten or twelve hours a day! well the more we talked the more we began to realize how much alike we are. After about a month we decided to take the next step and meet in person. so here I was flying across the country to meet someone i had never been able to look in the eye. I dare say I've never been so nervous in my life, about half way there I started thinking I must be crazy, what was I doing! I can't begin to explain the feeling I had when that plane landed in Utah. But as soon as I crested that escalator and saw her standing there I was a little more at ease, and

Your Words
Your words... His words caress my face in passing... they linger near my lips and pause to feel the gasp that is released... more words trace apath down my neck to feel my pulse quicken... they are mere words but they set me aflame... letters on a page to cause a stir within... breathing faster... lightheaded... the words keep coming and erupting shivers through my body... were they hands or a mouth ... but they are only words they cannot touch me... yet they do and they go deep ... they fondle my core and tease my soul... and leave me wanting more.

Dealing With Assholes
Dealing with Assholes (I found this on the web and thought it was really funny) This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "asshole," and put it

Shoulda
before i hung up the phone all i could hear was the dial tone ring in my ear if i could go back in time i'd say those three words i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u and this cant be saved if u cant be found u hung up and left me for dead on the ground u didnt even say goodbye i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u now that ur gone im wastin awaythis life has been siphoned right out of my veins if i could go back in time i'd say those three words i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u and this cant be saved if u cant be found u hung up and left me for dead on the ground u didnt even say goodbye i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u when u said those three words i kinda freaked out when u said them first my jaw hit the ground i shoulda woulda coulda said it back to u and this cant be saved if u cant be found and this cant be saved i shoulda woulda coulda said

Undated And Uncencored Wahooooooo
Spotlight Project Update: (Added by Kayla) My very sweet friend Mizz Shady saw that I was trying to work for fubucks and raise money so that I could bid on Spotlight, and she surprised me today with this bulletin....I've now added in all the people who had already donated before this bulletin went up. (I am still looking for projects that I can do to earn Fubucks as my time permits, so feel free to send me a message if you have a fubucks 4 rates or comments promotion going on.) This is a much nicer looking bulletin than I could ever make, so a big thanks to Mizz Shady for being kind enough to jump in and help me out with this. THIS IS KAYLA AND WE LOVE HER!!! TRUST ME WE DO... YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ALL HER PICS YET... OMFG (HAWT).... SO WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE LOVE SOMEONE? WE HELP THEM... YES HERE I GO AGAIN.. SHE NEEDS FUBUCKS AND NEEDS FUBUCKS IN A BIG WAY.. SHES CLOSE TO THE LEVEL CUT OFF LINE OF BEING ABLE TO DO THE SPOTLIGHT.. SHES NEVER HAD THAT CHANCE TO DO

There
For You from Your baby.... There Oh, right There, that spot That button, that Secret place that makes Me scream and writhe and cry As muscles clench and explode Always, surprised by the Way you do that to Me, the way you Can make my Mind come, Too

Pure Red
Flip the switches in my head Tie me to Your wicked bed Strap me down with crimson thread You’re my wine and daily bread Tumbled down to where You’ve led This wonderland inside Your head Paint the linens ruby red Roses bloom where I have bled Fear’s in charge and reason’s fled Burn the silk on which I’m spread Flip the switches where I’ve bled Roses bloom inside my head

Goodbye(never)
posted by His baby.... Your savory self my scrumptious all take it to the limit drive me up the wall. I feel yor heated tongue, drag across my clit, i`m anticipating more pleasure from another scorching hit. I`ll reverse the table go down on both knee`s give you head with lip and tongue, more than enough to please. We fit so well... that time fly`s by, just one more taste and then we`ll try... (Never),to say good-bye

Males Only Auction...sign Up Now!
I am hosting my first ever auction!!! I have had so much fun in my auctions that I thought I'd see what it's like to host one! I am going to host a males only auction this time & next time it will be women only but for now I need all the men who are interested in being auctioned off to send me a private message with what you are offering and a link to your photo! I am doing this for fun so there is no entry fee! I will of course be posting bulletins for everyone but please promote it for yourself as well! GET THE WORD OUT!!! I will notify you when the auction starts! I am hoping to start the 19th and run for 1 week ending on the 26th. Here are a few ideas of what you can offer if you're stuck: Owned by ____ in name for ___time Add to top friends for ___time Add to family for ___time Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm Link for your profile on my page for ___time Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments Pimp your frien

The Men So Far....
I am hosting my first ever auction!!! I have had so much fun in my auctions that I thought I'd see what it's like to host one! I am going to host a males only auction this time & next time it will be women only but for now I need all the men who are interested in being auctioned off to send me a private message with what you are offering and a link to your photo! I am doing this for fun so there is no entry fee! I will of course be posting bulletins for everyone but please promote it for yourself as well! GET THE WORD OUT!!! I will notify you when the auction starts! I am hoping to start the 19th and run for 1 week ending on the 26th. Here are a few ideas of what you can offer if you're stuck: Owned by ____ in name for ___time Add to top friends for ___time Add to family for ___time Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm Link for your profile on my page for ___time Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments Pimp your frien

I Won The Auction!
ĞŔaƒíCzĞŔL ~ Co-Founder of I.C.H.S. ~ Fu-Owned By Rippedflesh@ fubar She will be getting the following: (5) 1 Day Fubar Blasts (1) 3 Days Fubar Blast (2) 7 Days Fubar Blasts (4) 1 Month, VIPs given out monthly

Idiots
http://www.yahoo.com/s/811048 so seriously just like i do in real life im gonna warn you people on here... im so sick of you retards who think your fucking family sedans are race cars fucking shit up for people who do things the right way. there are race tracks for people who want to race where u pay a small fucking piece of change to run ur car all day in a safe enviorment. so here my warning, im gonna start carrying my 45 under my front seat and whenever i see anyone racing which might lead up to what happend in the link i posted im going to take out ur back tires. hopefully i dont hit ur gas tank but if i do atleast i did the world a favor of ridding it of one more dumbass. this shit is out of hand and im sick of people i know dying because of it.

Randomness
so you say im just a friend and thats all ill be...ill find the one that will be right for me...together well be happy, but not as friends but lovers... every time i try harder it doesn't do any good...they just throw me out like day old food...that feeling of aloneness tears my heart..which some people will never know... the truth is im alone....single...and unhappy...and theres not much people can say or do to change that...but bring me down more...when it comes down to it...there is no thing in this world called friends.. just people acting to give a shit and speak words they do not back up...so therefore people are not worth my time in explaining my life...its pointless to describe someone the things ive been through when they themselves do not have my trust friends are not important to me..family is what matters...they are the only ones that have a chance in guidance in life...since they seem to know me more than anyone yet they have no inclination of the things that go on in

I Have 11's Up For Bid
Fire My Words Text Image Generator THATS RIGHT EVERYONE MY 11'S ARE UP FOR BID TODAY ONLY FROM 4:30 EST TIME TILL 6:30 EASTERN TIME. THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GET 100 11,S RIGHT AFTER THE BIDDING IS OVER. SO DON'T DELAY GET UR 11'S TODAY.STARTING BID IS 20,000 FU-BUCKS

No Sleep
For the last couple of nights now I have not slept. I have a lot of stuff on my mind mostly in the concern of my second daughter Bailey and who she looks like. You see there is a guy in wiscousin that is the father. How do I know this cause she looks so much like him. I have postpartum depression. I guess some of the depression is who Bailey looks like. I don't know what to do anymore I miss him and want to be with him but, I don't want to leave my oldest behind and I can't take her with me cause her father will file parental kidnapping charges. I just really wish I can figure it out but, I can't if anyone has any kind of advice for me please don't be afraid to give it. I will not yell at you. It is your opioion and I will respect it.

Why Me
my ex wife is moving to washington with my son to live with this guy she met over the internet and I won't probably see him for the time I'm supposed to this summer. I think she did this on purpose and is only thinking of herself I mean she has moved my son from place to place sence we have been apart. The first guy was verbally abusive to my son and treated him like he was in the army. The next guy supposedly treated him good. But see she has only talked to this guy over the internet and they haven't seen eachother so when she moves it will be the first time. What I am worried about is will the guy be nice to my son?

Monster Vip Pit Club #1
Yes another event. Kenny Bernstein and I and the Monster Energy Pit Crew on one of the Pro Qualifying Days before the Finals. We kicked back in The VIP Monster Club right next to the Pit Crew. Here is a small vid I made. NHRA Finalshttp://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=28156722Add to My Profile | More Videos

Kelly "the Ghost" Pavlik Bio
KELLY PAVLIK Fighter Bio At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is coming into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight - Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Ring's world champion Jermain Taylor's title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensational performance and stole the show. After the fight, HBO analyst Larry Merchant said, "The night belongs to Kelly Pavlik. Maybe the future belongs to Kelly Pavlik. And now we have a build up to a fight with Taylor that would be huge, huge, huge." Dan Rafael of ESPN.com reported from ringside, "Expectations for the Pavlik-Miranda eliminator ran high, and they

Through The Fire And Flames
The 'Deep Stuff' Survey 1. Do you think you were well raised? Yes. 2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE? Yes. 3. How do you handle stress? I get stressed easy, but I deal well. Just take a deep breath and realize it can always be worse. 4. How would you spend your last day alive? Drunk and having sex. 5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? Depends on what it is. 6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which side would you go to? True love. 7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with who would you choose? Mom. 8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? Depends on what family member. 9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? Also, depends on the situation. 10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about? Ha

Honesty...
Ok, here's the deal... you get one free question to me. Anything you want me answer, I will, just send it to me in a private message. But here's the catch... I get to ask YOU something in return. So if you're afraid of what I may ask, then I suggest you ignore this post... ;-)

You're Not Iron Maiden And You're Not Good.
Music, well metal I guess, nowadays is over-run with the same guitar solo's that were written back in '82. Bullet For My Valentine is a major one that comes to mind. Listen to their shit, and I do mean shit. Their music is decent, kinda catchy and shit and then BAM! They slap you in the face with an old ass Iron Maiden solo from 1982. Shit son, you're not Iron Maiden! You may be British and ugly but that doesn't mean shit! Anyone who disagrees with me should watch Head Banger's Balls. They have about 40 billion bands on there, well actually one band but 40 billion different names for that band. It pisses me right the fuck off. Seriously, they may have some good shit for about half a second but the other 10 minutes and 37 seconds is filled Iron Maiden solo's and fast double bass. Shit son, you're not Iron Maiden, so don't use their solo's. Have your own style, jack ass. It's not hard, it just takes a little creative thought! I know! It's insane! In fact, the only band t

Sleep In Jeffrey, Sleep In Jeffrey
Ok, sing the first verse of “Silent Night” and you’ll see what I mean. I was taking the kids through the mall last Sunday while Martha and Mary were shopping for some clothes in JCPenney’s when I brought them into the adjoining Christian bookstore, Gideon’s Trumpet. I caught a glance of their name cards display, the one where you find wallet-sized cards that tell you a person’s name along with what it means and a Bible verse. I knew Sarah’s name meant “princess” and had deliberately chosen that when I was still in Florida, well before I met Martha. I read Jeffrey means “heavenly peace”. I like that; Beloved (that’s what my name means) was pushing Princess and Heavenly Peace in a stroller. Until Sarah really didn’t like her front seat and wanted to walk, so I let her. We do carry a harness I can have her wear, but she doesn’t like it and neither do I; besides, the mall was pretty sparse for a Sunday, so I let her walk herself as long as she held Daddy’s hand. She likes that, and

Lazy Afternoons
Lazy Afternoons Fingertips on fire I spent the afternoon with you Philosophical words flying You kissed my neck Our lips met yet again You made me laugh We accomplished nothing major Yet opened new dorrs Beautiful Topaz eyes Smiling down at me Wrapping me in your arms Telling me stories of you Time ended too quickly Commitments we both had Fingertips still on fire Your lips lingered against my head Looking forward to Another Lazy Afternoon Kelli C

Take This Oath
1. Is there currently a rainstorm outside? No. 2. Do you own a silver dress? No. 3. What's your occupation? Office Manager and business owner. 4. Have you ever been to France? No. 5. Would you like to? Sure. 6. Do you use a calculator on simple multiplication? No. 7. Is your favorite piece of jewelry a necklace? Yes. 8. Is beauty something you're born with or something you create? Both. 9. What was the last thing you ate? Starburst. 10. Do you lift weights? No. 11. Would you ever pose nude? Yes. 12. Where is your cell phone charger? In my room. 13. Do you read The Bible? I have. 14. When was the last time you weighed yourself? Uhh...been awhile. 15. How tall are you? 5'7". 16. Have you ever gotten a bikini wax? No, I shave. 17. Do you own a beach ball? No. 18. When you were younger did you want to be a "rock star"? I still do, lol. 19. WH3N P30Pl3 TYP3 LiiK3 DiiSZ, do you want to kill them? I just ignore them. 20. Are you friends

The Woman's Compact Instruction Book
THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. A man's idea

When She...
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

A Little Piece Of Heaven
1. Do you ever cut things out of magazines and make stuff with it? I used to when I was a kid. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Yes, blue Papermate. I only write in blue. 3. Did you know that May 16th is National Piercing Day? Nope. 4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say? "You up still?" 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? The previous person's answer to the last question. 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? White. 7. What color are the seats in your car? Dark gray. 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? No. 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Bill for work. 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? No. 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Car payment. 12. Who was the last baby you held? Oh wow...my nephew and that was about 7 years ago. 13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No. 14. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste? Yes. 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

A Woman's Dictionary
A woman's dictionary Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget t

Story Part 1
Lighting flashes in the distance casting his shadow on the stone work around him. A sound to his left brings him to attention slipping behind the a crumbleing wall where he is hidden. A woman dressed in fine silks walks to where his fire burns bright. Knealing she studies whats around her then stands turning towards him. Hunkering down even lower he watches as she walks towards his hideing place. " come out Sire for I wish to see you," she says with a cool air. After a few moments without him showing she turns away slowly unlaceing her dress. As if the wind has the same thoughts as this woman a breeze slowly helps slideing the dress away. Standing before the fire she looks over her shoulder looking at him a sly smile spreading across her lips. Standing slowly he walks to her lighting dances in the air above them. Turning to face him her voice a soft whisper "do you not find me attractive sire?" that same smile on her lips as her eyes drift up and down his body. His eyes glea

To The Employees Of Ddr
I have created a file of pictures of the family in ddr. Please have a look at this file. If you do not see your picture there please let me know so I can get it on there. Drop your link into a message for me to get it. Thank you!!

Hey , New Life New Start .. So I Have Some Updating To Do On Here..
In the past I joined just to joining . Doing friend a favor .. but thats all changing . I'm going to start enjoy the cyber life . I have seen that theres alot on here to do . Had really not took the time to see what all fubar offer and i see now alot.. Keep looking on my page and voting becaue im going to be posting new pics and new me .. Thanks to all you guys that had not fotgotten me on here and thanks to all of my friend.. I'm back more me then before. Lisa

Funny Bumper Stickers
Some possible computer bumper stickers 1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 9. E Pluribus Modem 10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? 13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. 17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... 18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 23. Pre

2/16 - 3p-6p Cent Time Only!!!
3p-6p central time only! That Freak Dj Bytch Is feelin freaky Enough To have a party over in the Stinkeye Radio Lounge, I will be giving away the following things so make sure you're there: FuBar Kegs! Mardi Gr Beads! Big Pimpin Gifts! FuBux And Who Knows What Else! Maybe A Pair Of My Own Personal Thongs Signed Just for you lmao!!! So Get On Over Here And Join My Party Come Join Me In The FuBar Lounge, Click The Link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51165 Or Check Out Our HomePage www.stinkeyeradio.com http://www.stinkeyeradio.com/

Mother's Day
*This is for all the moms who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at football games on Friday nights instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, "Did you see me?" they could say, "Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world," and meant it. *This is for all the moms who have sat up all night with a sick toddler in their arms, wiping a fevered brow saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here." *This is for all the moms who run carpools, make cookies, and sew costumes. And all the moms who DON'T. *This is for all the moms who gave birth to babies they'll never see and all the moms who took those babies and gave them homes. *This is for all the moms of the victims of all the senseless school shootings, the moms of the survivors, and the moms who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school safely. *What makes a good mom anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button o

Redneck Computer Terms
A list of redneck computer terms Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache - Needed when you go to da store. Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name. Terminal - Time to call da undertaker. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - A female Disco dancer. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers. Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scoop'n up a big fish

Hick Computer Terms
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add no wood. Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'. Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood. Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season. Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter. Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below. Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season. Byte: That's what the flies do. Chip: What to munch on. Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag. Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around. Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife. Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys. Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils. Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain. Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof. Port: Fanc

Drinking Problems?
Drinking fault finder A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Bar blurred. Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Bar

Random Terms
Arbitrator ..ar'-bi-tray-ter..: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable ..uh-voy'-duh-buhl..: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney ..buh-lo'-nee..: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette ..burn'-a-det..: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize ..bur'-gler-ize..: What a crook sees with. Counterfeiters ..kown-ter-fit-ers..: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse ..e-klips'..: What an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper ..i'-drop-ur..: A clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes ..hee'-rhos..: What a guy in a boat does. Left Bank ..left' bangk'..: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty ..mis'-tee..: How golfers create divots. Paradox ..par'-uh-doks..: Two physicians. Parasites ..par'-uh-sites..: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist ..farm'-uh-sist..: A helper on the farm. Polarize ..po'-lur-ize..: What penguins see with.

Mix
> WARNING ABOUT Pancake Mix (and other boxed mixes) > > > > > > > > > > Talk about frightening... > > Throw away ALL OUTDATED pancake mix you have in your home, PLEASE! If you don't believe me, read this article and then follow the 'Link' below to SNOPES. Sorry to be the Grim Reaper of bad news, but I would rather have you ALIVE, besides a $2.00 box of pancake mix is NOT worth your life. > > P. S. You might want to tell this to your children, grandchildren, nephews, nieces and anyone else who keeps pancake mix in the cupboard. > > WARNING - READ ON. AND CHECK SNOPES TOO. > > From Snopes: > I recently made a batch of pancakes for my healthy 14-year-old son, using a mix that was in our pantry. > > > > He said that they tasted 'funny,' but ate them anyway. About 10 minutes later, he began having difficulty breathing and his lips began turning purple. I gave him his allergy pill, had him sit on the sofa and told him to relax. He was wheezing while inhaling and exhali

Mother's Dictionary
Mother's dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Pr

"an Experience With God"
As I spoke to God today, His Love and Mercy restored my soul. And as I knelt down unto God to pray, I felt like a piece of treasured gold. His grace brought a shine back into my life just when I felt as if my soul were at the end of a knife. But alas, the pain is gone; the hurt is erased By God's gentle touch, my heart is healed and raised. __________________________________________________ [Copyright © 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan. All Rights Reserved.] Photo url location at ~ http://biblia.com/jesusart/poster-jesus-geths-23.jpg

I Am A Bad American, Are You?
I am an American I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe

Need A Lover
dear friends here i am writting a famouus malayalam poem. this is one of the most popular poem in kerala. in this poem the auther telling his feeling of love and he says about his lover and her attitude of his love . it was a realistic one so we can feel how he loved that girl . may be nobody give this much of love to their valentine. we can at the end of this poem he gave wedding wishes for his valentine .so he gave the name of this poem as "fall winter" FALL WINTER ninakkayi sakhi ekunnu njani vishadha chinthathan mankudeeram sneham thulumpichirikkum nin mizhi conil innumen rupamundo piriyuvananengil enthinu namme vazhitharayil kandumutty ennile snehavum ekantha chinthathan thoovalum kozhinjuvenno? ennu neyen manamam sarasil cheru thirayayi punarjanikkum annu njana ninavam pulariyil sneha maralamayittu ninnarukiletham enkilum thozhy ninnormayil njanilla enkilum sakhi ninakkayi en hrudhaya noopura dhwani chilam

For All Women
Women's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Men's Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Announcement
The Dark Tower Hile, Folken, I'm going to be writing up a synopsis on Stephen King's epic series, The Dark Tower. This will be just a brief pass to help those unfamiliar with the series to get an idea of the events of the story and how certain aspects inspired the creation of our little Ka-tet here from the examples set forth by Dinh Roland Deschaine of Gilead, New Canaan and last of the old gunslingers and the Dinh of the new. This is simply to help show the connections as well as show homage to a wonderfully written series that spans multiple worlds and titles, though this particular set will be about 7 "official" titles and none of the comic or secondary titles as yet. I hope you enjoy the knowledge set forth here as well as the story itself.Long days and pleasant nights, -Raven Lonewolf,Dinh of the Ka-tet of Forty and Five and Owner of the Dark Tower Lounge The Dark Tower The Dark Tower Tet Contents

10 Things I Learned In Law School...
Things I learned before going into law school 1) You can go to law school after high school 2) All about the essay 3) You can get in without taking the LSAT 4) Most of your time will be reading 5) Most of your time will be reciting 6) It pays to have a brief template 7) It pays to have a tape recorder 8) More girls then boys in law school 9) More boys practicing law then girls. 10) Remember its all about paper work Now what did I really learn 1) I learned that Tort is not a dish 2) Sue, is not a girls name... 3) Brief is not a bag 4) Assault... its not something you dab on your steak 5) Intent... its not going inside a tent 6) defame is not the actual name of the musical Fame 7) Baby Bar ---- not a candy bar 7) Baby Bar --- not where minors go to for drinks 8) Pass the Bar.... does not mean alcohol level 9) Precedence does not refer to Mr. Lincoln. 10) when you graduate, expect to defer student loan.

The Mirror
The Mirror I look in the mirror and what do I see A perfect stranger is looking at me Don't tell me i'm wrong i know this ain't real I'm going insane, i can see what i feel I try to avoid it, i'm blocking my eyes but i feel these vibrations and it's feeling so nice The warmth of his body, the heat of the flesh I'm fighting against it while i strip off my dress I want you inside of me I can visualise what yoou're feeling inside As i'm touching your spine, i can make you unwind feel the glow from my hands, it's the heat that i send with the oil that i blend, let's go straight to the end Come through the mirror i want you to rock me I'll give you the power the will to be horny I need you to fill mpe with your glistening treasures My body is moist and it's a palace of pleasure Lay down beside me, then torture and please me Let's have a party all over my body Let's come together like the pearl in the oyster You can whip me and bite me cause t

I Am A Bad American, Are You?
THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST BULLETIN I HAVE EVER POSTED. I AM VERY PROUD OF IT! FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BLOG IT, STASH IT, POST IT, OR USE IT IN YOUR OWN BULLETIN OR PROFILE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO WITH MY BLESSING. ABBY I am an American I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I kn

The Power Is Mine
The Power Is Mine I feel your deep devotion Dive into my ocean Drink some of my potion of love Come quench my desire Fill me up with fire You know it's never enough Dance the dance of lovers I don't need no other To ride the waves of pleasure and pain Come on boy obey me Lick my boots to please me Maybe I will loosen your chains You need to be punished And it will never finish You are just a dog on a leash Lick me baby lick me Let me make you happy But only if you're begging me please I can break your will - I can make you kneel I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels cos the power is mine LORDS OF ACID

Bulletin I Did For Dj Gr3yghost
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New Gmail To Launch Soon In 37 Languages
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:35 PM Posted by Robby Stein, Associate Product Marketing Manager Tonight, we're starting to roll out the new version of Gmail in 37 languages.* As we first announced when we launched in English, this version, available for IE7 and Firefox 2, has an entirely new code base, which allows us to add new features more rapidly and share components with other Google applications (we now use the same rich text editor as Groups and Page Creator, and the contact manager can be seen in several Google apps). So if you were using English, you can now change your default language from the Settings menu to take advantage of a bunch of features that have recently launched in your preferred language, including: * Colored labels * Group chat * Rich emoticons * A new contact manager with a three-pane layout * A number of smaller features, such as new shortcut keys and the ability to bookmark individual emails with your browser One side ef

Passion
Passion Runs threw my veins as we touch for the first time Passion flows threw us when we kiss and make love Passion runs threw me as the blade touches my skin as you left again. I feel the passion of the pain when i feel the blood run down my arm and falls on the floor. Passion comes in many forums. It comes in rough sex, pain, pleasure,kissing,touching.killing,holding on to something that is not really there anymore. But the most Passoin I feel is when me and some one i hold close have the most passionate sex one can have.

Me And Myself
Me and Myself I'm all alone in my room Just me & myself - me & my gorgious body And my fucked up brain... We're thinking about all the precious moments we've had together Thinking about the places we've been, the people we've met The lovers that wandered in & out of our lives... The ones we used and abused and then dumped, cos they don't understand us the way we do No one can rip us apart... . Let's face it girl, we don't need nobody else We can do it all by ourselves We're 2 in 1 in flesh & in blood We share everything - everything we've got We'll stay together - forever, forever & ever & ever!! I know what you feel - I know what you like, I know what to do to drive you wild. The more you want the more you get, we're the same - we like it wet ! ! Oh yeah - oh ! ! ! We're all alone in the room Just me & myself - me & my hungry body And my lusty brain We're thinking about what we wanna do together And before you know it we're doing stuff

New Dvd Reviews Online
Yeah, umm... 'Moo'. I rubbed myself raw over the past few days checking out some new goodness the bossman sent me, and I need a break. Before I slip into a masturbation-induced coma for a few hours, I'll point you guys (and girls) to what I've been keeping myself busy with... LATEST DVD REVIEWS: FRESH OUT THE BOX 8 - ny Tina Tyler 19yearoldcuties.com POV #3 - by Pleasure Productions BLACK REIGN 12 - by Lexington Steele SEASONED PLAYERS 2 - by Tom Byron

Slim Vs Bbw
Thank you to all who have voted and commented on my Mumm Slim Vs BBW....the vote is now in.....THE BBW'S HAVE WON IT YET AGAIN!!!! Its good to see that some out there prefer BBW's to slim women....thanks all for your votes and comments!

Help Me! *i Fu Love Back!*
DO YOU WANNA HELP ME? Click this VOTE photo link and find the contestant you think is the funniest in the folder and rate it to cast your vote. The contestants were challenged to find five random household things and come up with the funniest and most creative picture. So cast your vote to keep this contest fair! The more friends of mine and friends of friends that vote the more it will be an actual contest and not a "who has the most friends" thing. There is one week left in the contest! I have decided that I will double the fubucks included with the prizes to give everyone extra incentive! As of last night: 1st-Tinkerbell with 583 2nd-EZ2FU with 479 3rd-Munkee with 477 4th-HoneyEyes with 378 5th-Jay Roach with 320 6th-Sweethopey with 245 7th-Firegoblin with 101 8th-PokiePete with 64 9th-Capt America 62 10th-Luvinglife 54 ALSO, I am up for Auction again! Here is the link. Come show me lots of luv. The host is my current owner if you need a reference. HA

A Sadden Heart
My heart aches as death raises in me My sadden heart Beats with hope of deaths sweet embrace My heart can hardly wait to leave the sadden place behind You always leave and disappear and leave me to my sadden heart and my empty bleeding heart No matter how hard I try you are never Happy and you always leave and this is not my world my home my happy heart its my dark and sadden heart and my blood shed tears for the longing of a warm sweet touch of the purest love one can get.

What's A Girl To Do?
I had an unusual valentines day this year. In past years me and my friends would get together and have an Anti Valentine's day party and bash on it, etc. Yet this year I'm able to say that I couldn't have asked for a better series of events to have happened. I'm glad that I went out instead of doing the usual. And at the same time. I'm hoping that my guard really hasn't fallen that easily. I hate not having that guard up because it means I'm not longer really in complete control of my surroundings and situations. *sighs* Edit: Cancel that last thought... Valentines has been demoted to just another day and one night stand.

Shark Attack
Shark Attack I've spent the last year paying a stranger to listen To childhood thoughts about the love I am missing I'd fallen for one of the oldest tricks in the book The hooks were baited out with fear Because I wasn't thinking clear Just save yourself Cause it's too late for me. Lying on the couch and spilling all of my guts out Walking out with nothing but a head full of self doubt I take back every good thing that I ever said Cause it was all so meaningless It didn't help clean up my mess Just save yourself Cause I lost everything I spent the last full year of my life, Asking the questions just to find out it was all a lie

I Screwed Up 81% If My Teenage Life
How Much of your Teenage Life Have You messed up? [x] Gotten detention. [] Gotten your phone taken away in class. [x] Gotten suspended. [] Gotten caught chewing gum. [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test Total:3 [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. [x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times. [x] Turned at least 3 projects in late [x] Missed school cause you felt like it. [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. Total so far: 7 [] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. [] Texted people during class. [] Passed notes. [x] Threw stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher. Total so far: 9 [] Pulled down the fire alarm [x] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, etc. on the computer at school. [] Took pictures during school hours. [x] Called someone during school hours. [x] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class. Total so far: 12 [x] Threw something at the teacher. [x] Went outside the classroom without permission. [x] Broke

Eddie
so does your heart want something that it can't have? everyone just want someone for them and to have a good life with but we find that to be so hard. why is that? just go for what you want and dont give up until you have it! peace out for know. later!

Almost
i went to bed with nothing on my mind- then sometime during the night, you crept in and filled my dreams. when i awoke, you'd left me, but the images of your caresses covered my skin in softness. the dreams of your kisses touched my lips tenderly. almost as if you'd never left- almost as if you'd truly been here- almost as if we'd once been lovers- almost.

I Am An American
I am an American I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe

What Will It Take
What will it take to simply be honest What will it take to be kind What will it take to care What will it take to openly share... Apparently these words are used to be used A weakness, a move. Its not good enough to simply be human So, to those that are caring, be warned. Your heart is open to the lions that roam to the wolves that feast to that which is sincere They target you as weak slow and easily tricked... And when they get away with it Your the victim the cause... You become the victim because you are gentle and warm Innocent and sweet Tender For your heart to be ripped abused and used only to experience it again over and over... Its not your fault It never was... Its those that prey upon you that carry the cast.... They will experience it far worse in return but worse yet the experience to those that they've learned their own will destroy them for learning's taste How ironic the end when your child spits at your face...

Everyone Should Read This If Your In Love With Someone That Doesn't Love You
If you find someone who loves you. Latch on to it, even if only for one day, and I mean love that person. There are 365 days of the year but today is what matters because tomorrow may never come. To have someone that loves you is more to your life than the people with false promises. "They are temporary".

Poem By Matthew Arnold
LONGING Come to me in my dreams, and then By day I shall be well again! For then the night will more than pay The hopeless longing of the day. Come, as thou cam'st a thousand times, A messenger from radiant climes, And smile on thy new world, and be As kind to others as to me! Or, as thou never cam'st in soothe, Come now, and let me dream in truth; And part my hair, and kiss my brow, And say: My love! why sufferest thou? Come to me in my dreams, and then By day I shall be well again! For then the night will more than pay The hopeless longing of the day.

Pool
It was about 1 in the morning. I was making my rounds to the clubs a little late tonight. I was not in the mood to be out but I had to check on every one. When I walked into the the last club, there you were! Bent over the pool table getting ready to take your shot. Mmmmm, you looked so good bent over the table like that. I immediatly thought of you naked with me behind you slowly entering you. I felt my hard on start and needed to look away. But I knew I had to have you, tonight. My manager came right over to say hi, back to business.... A few of the employees came over to me as well as some customers. You took notice of how every one was making their way over to me. I was watching you out of the corner of my eye, I think you noticed that as well. Like a good owner, I walked over to your group and introduced my self to everyone there. When I got to you I made sure to keep eye contact and when our hands met I felt myself getting hard again. I got the waitress to get a

Greatest Fear Of All
what do you do, when you know you are not what your other half wants? Do you try to become what they want? Do you part ways knowing that neither will ever be what the other wants? Your soul aches, needs and craves what it has been missing. Your head fills with doubt. Will you ever fulfil your desires, or thiers? How do you know when you are really what they need? what if I am wrong? what if I am what they crave, and desire? Time to face the greatest fear of all. Time to stop trying, and DO. I may fail, may fall on my face, and have my heart and soul handed back to me ripped to shreds, but at least I will know, I gave my heart....and trust, for what I really beleive in.

Baby's First Visit To The Doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed, "she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight,You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandmother, but I'm glad I came

Pinkout February 14th - 28th
This Pink Out is Dedicated to the Sisters who are on their way to GodMother! Let's see if we can take them closer to it!! RedKandyShe leveled! SiMpLy AmAzInGShe leveled! Tulsa's Angel249,442 Points to go! SuperStarrPrincess777,142 Points to go! SweetAngel1,172,508 Points to go! MzMic1,282,934 Points to go!

Home Depot
Jack was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' " No, but I will for the faucet." ... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

John Hopkins Cancer Update
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in

Have You Fu-barred Your Bouncer Today?
I've recently had the pleasure of interacting with a very decent guy who also happens to be a Bouncer. A friend of mine who has had some trouble navigating fubar and understanding some of it's requirements spoke to me this morning. She raved about a very nice man, Sgt. Tex, who went out of his way to answer her questions and make her feel welcome here. He didn't have to go out of his way. He could have answered whatever question she had and moved on, but he took the time to recognize that she is a person and made her feel special because he truly made her his only priority at that point in time. I've held a similar job on a different site and all too often you get slammed for the bad aspects of the job and never acknowledged for the good that you do. The bouncers are easy to make fun of and pick on, but if you can then the next time you see a bouncer take a second, say hello and thank them for the great job they do in keeping fubar a fun and enjoyable place to be. Sgt Tex, my ha

You Don't Need A Library Card To Check Me Out
I tried 2 fix my other laptop w/e pix i have in it i cant get back w/e i owe a salute to for the pitbull contest just message me here and in the next day or two i'll post em for u sorry i been slackin been workin 2much.I also set my shout box for nobody cuzz ii cannot keep up with shouts i dont want anyone to feel like they been ignored so just comment or message me and i'll get back to ya as soon as i can umm i tried 2 stay off of here cuzz all the stupid crap on here but i've been on facebook and myspace more www.myspace.com/waterlily2 is my link and um on facebook idk how u find a person but look me up by my name its jackie osorio and i hope everyone had a good valentines day and enjoy their weekend xoxo i forgot 2 say if anyone else wants a salute let me kno ill be bored later lol

What's Your Sign ?
OK THIS CAN BE FUN JUST LOOK BELOW AND FIND YOUR SIGN AND SEE WHAT IT MEANS ,, AQUARIUS-I AM THE WIFEY/HUBBY TYPE GEMINI-I FU** BETTER THAN YOUR EX CANCER- I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE ME ! LEO- I FU** LIKE NO OTHER ARIES-I AM THE BEST AT SEX LIBRA- I AM GREAT IN BED SCORPIO-I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM MY NAME SAGITTARIUS- I AM SEXY AS HELL TAURUS-I HAVE GREAT LIPS TO KISS WITH CAPRICORN-I CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG PISCES-I AM A LOVER NOT A HATER VIRGO-WHEN I PUT IT ON YOU ...YOU WILL BE SPRUNG FOR LIFE .. THIS WAS E-MAILED TO ME FROM A FRIEND IT IS FUNNY ...THE DESCRIPTIONS ...

More Peotry ...
this is the last poem I ever wrote, lol... I walked with the lightning Fell with the rain ran from the joy stayed for the pain watched the storm come ran into its heart Prayed it wouldn't end that the clouds would never part. I took comfort in the shadows That the clouds threw over me, I hid in the darkness within me. I prayed it would be easier To wake up the next day I'd smile and pretend I could hold the storm inside me at bay. Thunder roars inside my head My heart pounds with the fear I wallowed in the knowledge That another storm would soon be here The winds pick up again The air chills so cold And once again the weather, chooses to match my soul. ...In it, I relax. I'll take comfort in this storm It fixates me so easily again, its turbulence holds true, its fury true to form. Even on a sunny day, I watch the clouds insanely. Only because I know, soon it will be raining. this was written 2-27-96

Love And Life
Surreal I have had an experience that I can’t define and I am so befuddled that I can’t seem to make heads or tails of how I feel about it. I am trying to balance my over active emotional “reaction” to the reality that is Life. It is hard to know how to proceed with a new relationship. All you can really go on is what the other person says, body language and my favorite… their follow through. How do you say to someone new… “where do you see this going” when you haven’t known them long enough to know where you see it going? I have been out of the dating scene for so long I had forgotten the feelings that new relationships, friendships and acquaintances can elicit from me. I have this book called “He’s Just Not That into You” and It makes so much sense, but it makes me sad when I look at the truth, and wonder if certain chapters apply to me. It also makes me question my own judgment and that is rare for me, I am usually so forward and direct. I know what I want and

Real Confidence
Saturday, February 16, 2008 Real confidence The strongest confidence is quiet, inner confidence. The surest sign of inherent weakness and lack of confidence is the need to boast. Practice humility and what you will build is confidence. The less you care about impressing others, the more impressed they will be. Be honest and authentic, and your confidence will grow. The more fully you realize that there's no need to hide who you are, the more confident you'll become in every endeavor. Approach each task with understanding and patience. Don't let arrogance infect your attitude, for arrogance is a feeble imitation of confidence that drives real confidence away. Know where you are going and why. True confidence flows naturally from a clear sense of purpose. There is a solid, genuine confidence within you, and it can empower all that you do. Live and act to nourish and grow that confidence, and it will surely serve you well. -- Ralph Marston

Weird Ass Dream I Had Last Night
ok guys here is the dream i had last night and you guys tell me what you think of it i thought it was weird as hell. I was standing in the street with like 9 other ppl. next thing i hear is a bunch of screaming and a bunch of ppl pail and all dressed like pharo's. there had to be 50 to 100 or more of these things. I think they were daywalkers (if you all dont know what daywalkers are they are vampires that walk during the daytime) well me and the ppl i was with we all hid behind a wall so these things couldnt see us at all. well as these things got closer we all ran into a school and hid in the halls the next thing we knew these things were coming into the school killing everyone well me and the ppl i was with happen to be hiding by a class the next thing we know a teacher come out told us to put our hands over our head i guess to hide our faces. well the next thing i know i poped up and looked i saw these things coming and i told the ppl i was with we need to get out of here.

Tonight People Be There
************** THE ULITIMATE PINK FLOYD TRIBUTE BAND MORE INFO AT ----------- WWW.THINKPINKFLOYD.COM ******** *************************. A single heartbeat slowly morphs into an evolving litany of familiar Floydian sound effects, whose volume swells as short, sharp shocks of light pierce the darkness. Suddenly, the sounds of drums, bass, guitars, and organ explode with a flash of brilliant white light, followed by a moving rainbow of intense colors, as the band kicks into the opening salvo of DARK SIDE OF THE MOON YOU BETTER BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You Lady T
THIS IS MY MATES FIRST CONTEST ALL HELP GREATLY APRECIATED!!!!! she needs rates and comments SO PLEASE SHOW HER YOUR LOVE click on her pic and please rate and leave her a comment or 10 lol *Mwah Reapers Bitch The Contest will start Feb.9 at 3pm cst and end Feb. 23 at 3pm cst Lady*~T~* Fu-Wife2Blackblade2010 Owner@KiTTy KaT & Owner of stfu it Santa' Music Video:HELP (by The Beatles)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '

Surgery In Jan
I just wanted 2 stop by and say hello 2 all my friends. I am conitnuing 2 heal from my surgery in Jan. I am able 2 go out 4 alittle while and go on computer 2 ck out my sites and clear emails. I need 2 limit my time, walking on ice 4 instance, is painful. Even tho i am in a cast at this time, i can only walk until i tire out. March 4th, i get this cast off. Then i get in2 an Aircast and therapy. 4 now, i just wanted 2 say hello and wish u all a great day!

Peotry
Separation I woke up this morning To find an empty bed You chose not to come home You found another place to lay your head I vowed to love you In sickness and in health for better or worse and for that promise I now live in hell You love another More than you could ever love me Now we live a lie Pretending that we're happy My soul now suffers From a choice made is haste Any memory of love is gone as hate takes its place You call me from work To say your sorry And some how I don't believe you, when you say you love me. Then you say good bye. You hang up the phone, smug in your deception Little do you know I will be gone by the time you get home. This was written 2-7-96

Well, Look Out Brittany...here I Am~
yep, I am bald. Not totally bald. Jeff used the #3 shear so I still have some.....very little though. When I feel a little better about being bald, I MAY post a pic...may~! So far with this treatment I am ok. Just a little nauseated but nothing major. I am hurting some from the growth factor shot for the bone marrow. Remember it makes more white blood cells grow quicker. I am going to take it easy today. Jeff leaves early in the morning for Vegas and will be home early Wednesday morning. Luckily my daughter is out of school on Monday so we can just lay around MORE. And we'll see how I am on Tuesday to if she will go to school on Tuesday. It is supposed to be pretty outside today so the kids will be going outside later. I may sit on the porch and watch them ride around the yard on their scooters and 4 wheeler. Depends on how cold I am.....right now I am freezing again. I hope you all have a great weeekend and thanks for the many thought and prayers~! ~~smooches~~

Will You Remember Me?
WILL YOU REMEMBER ME? WRITTEN BY CHARMED FEBURARY 16,2008 LYING HERE IN MY BED THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND I STARE AND THEN CLOSE MY EYES. IM THINKING OF WHAT WILL THEY REMEMBER OF ME WHEN I DIE. I KNOW THAT I WILL SAY MY GOOD BYES TO THOSE I LOVE. BUT DID I TOUCH THERE HEARTS IN A WAY THAT WHEN IM MENTIONED THEY WILL REMEMBER ME IN A LOVING WAY, OR WILL THEY JUS SAY OH WELL SHES GONE? WILL MY LIFE JUS BE YESTERDAYS NEWS? OR WILL IT STAND OUT LIKE A HOLIDAY? I DONT REALLY KNOW. I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TOUCHED HEARTS IN MY LIFE. BUT WILL I EVER KNOW? I THINK NOT CUZ EVERYONE DONT SHOW THEIR FELLINGS. THEY BELIEVE THAT IT IS A DOWN FALL TO LIFE. HOWEVER, FOR ME ITS THE MUST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM, AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO ME. SO WHEN ITS MY TIME, WILL U REMEMBER ME? AT MY GRAVE WHERE I WILL LAY TO REST, WILL U PUT FLOWERS ON ME, OR WILL IT JUS BE BARE? I KNOW THAT WHEN I DIE, I WILL WAIT FOR YOU

Broken Heart
BROKEN HEART WRITTEN BY CHARMED 2/15/08 YOU GIVE YOUR HEART OPENLY YOU THINK THE ONES YOU LOVE WILL NEVER BREAK IT, OR RIP IT OUT YOUR CHEST. YOU GIVE IT CUZ THAT IS HOW YOU FEEL, YOU LOVE THEM. YOU ARE THERE FOR THEM. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU. WHY DO U DO THIS? DO U HAVE TO? OUR DO U DO IT CUZ YOU WANT TO? WELL I DO IT CUZ ITS ME. FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT. EVEN WHEN U ARE NOT HERE FOR ME, I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU. I KNOW THAT IM NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE ONES YOU TRUELY LOVE, BUT I LOVE YOU. I WOULD DO WHAT EVER YOU NEED ME TO DO. IF YOU ARE SAD, I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. IF YOU ARE MAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, AND IF YOU ARE LONELY I WILL BE THERE TO KEEP U COMPANY. THEN WHY IS IT THE WAY I LOVE YOU, YOU DONT SHOW IT. WHY AM I FORGOTTEN TO BE INVITED TO A WEDDING, OR A BAPTISUM. OR JUS A GET TOGETHER TO JUS HANG OUT. I KNOW THAT IM JUS PLAIN ME. I HAVE NO RICHES. I HAVE NO FAMOUS FRIENDS, I DONT HANG OUT WITH IMPORTANT P

Motherless Child
A MOTHERLESS CHILD... I WROTE THIS FOR MY MOTHER RHODA MAY GRUDINSKY BORN 9/29/1919 PAST 12/26/1988 WHAT IS A MOTHERLESS CHILD? WELL A MOTHERLESS CHILD IS ONE WHO STANDS ALONE. THEY LOOK THRU A PANE GLASS WINDOW. THINKING OF WHAT THEY SO MUCH LONG FOR. ONE WHO GAVE THEM UNCONDICTIONAL LOVE. THE ONE WHO HEALED THEM WHEN THEY WERE SICK. THE ONE WHO KISSED THEIR HURTS AWAY. AND THE ONE WHO SAID I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, FOREVER. NOW I STAND ALONE LOOKING THUR THIS GLASS AT THE ONES THAT STILL HAVE WHAT I SO LOSS MANY YEARS AGO. A MOTHER. BUT WHOS? MY MOTHER, MY MOM. I LOOK IN A MIRROR AND WHO DO I SEE? BUT A FAINT FACE OF WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE YEARS AGO. THE FACE IS THE SAME BUT IN MANY WAYS DIFFERENT. I LOOK AT MY SELF AS HER, BUT A YOUNGER HER. ONE WHO IS NOW A MOTHER AND A FRIEND AND WIFE. I TOOK HER SPOT WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED TO DO SO. IT WAS GIVEN TO ME WITHOUT ME EVEN SAYING YES. NOW IM A MOTHER TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ME. THE ONE I

Picture Rates...
I ran out of picture rates last night... so there was some people that all i did was go to thier profile and rate that. I need to know who i havent rated atleast the one pic for them.... let me know and i will go to your pics and do some rating :D Have a great weekend everyone!

Dream Two And Three
it was the same thing except this time i walked outside and hit the jeff and the guy shot me in the leg. so i had to call my noys and we went looking for them. and i woke up. the third was us looking for them i get a call from my friend leroy saying he got them they were trying to get some weed off him and bragging that he shot me. so my brother and i arm ourselves then head to our favorite bar where they were. and when we saw them standing in the dark field next to the bar. i limp up behind the guy that shot me and slit his throat. as they were walking away. my brother took out the other guy while i went after jeff. he turned around and i shoved my knife right in his stomache and started to pull up on it as i whispered in his ear attach me in real life and this is how it will end. i told you there is nothing you can do to me. oh and if you ever come out your mouth wrong about christina again i will find you

I'm Asking For Your Help For The Contest I'm In!!
Please help me in this contest! I am going for 15,000 comments for $1,000,000 fubucks (in 2 weeks). Please follow the directions. You must add Stephanie Lynn to your friends list to help vote for me. She'S a very sweet lady, and while you're at it, maybe rate her and fan her too. Here's the link to my picture, it's my primary photo. Thank you so much!! http://s4.pca2.fubar.com/08/86/1496880/2963723051.jpg I WILL GO AND SHOW YOU SOME LOVE ALSO. Here is Stephanie Lynn's link... http://s4.pca2.fubar.com/17/13/813171/tn_2296422383.gif THANK YOU!

Fake People
I am so tired of people saying "I am your friend". Then they turn around and want to judge you because of who you are goin out with or what you are doing with your life!!!!! Such BS, if you are a TRUE friend you stand by that person NO MATTER who they are with or what they have done. You pick up the phone and try to make an effort to see your "friend" if they really are your "friend". You can't replace them but you can move on. If thats what you want to do then let me know so I stop waisting my time!!! I am who I am and if you don't like it GET OUT!!!!

Stand
Rascal FlattsStandMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com This song pulls me through anything and everything that is thrown at me.... i've been through hell and back.... but i know i can get through it... i just have to hold on... and when its all over and done with.... i stand back up strong as ever. nothing can break me anymore.... i won't let it... i'll always be ok in the end.... i have to be... i'm a survivor.

So Lonely So Blue
I feel so lonely I feel so blue I have got a problem I don't know what to do I don't have anyone to talk to don't have anyone to share this with it is hard to go through life without you I miss talking to you I miss our time together what am I going to do I know I can do this I have to have the strength to go on I have to have faith in myself in order to make it through I thought you would be there I was hoping you would be near I don't know if that is going to happen now I know I can do this I know I have the strength It is just I am so lonely I am just so blue Please give me a chance I did not do this on purpose I did not want this to happen Please understand I am just as scared as you are I just don't know what to do

Wreck2
I can't upload pics of the wreck on her cause I don't have enought space. I will when I level. If you still wanna see the pics, lemme know, I'll direct you to myspace acct and accept you as a friend so you can see em. Hope everyone has a great weekend. Redneck

Dreams Part One
i had three of the most disturbing dreams i've had in a long time last night. now i know iwhy i dont go to bed sober and depressed anymore. dream one: i'm at home and my cell rings. i pick it up and this guy says so you think you can beat me huh. and im like who is this he says his name is jeff. im like oh the internet tough guy yeah i will beat the daylight out of you. he says ok well i will be there in a minute so i go to my room and grab one of my swords. as i come walking down stairs i hear a knock at the door so i draw my blade to make sure the handle wont break again. when i get to the bottom there is some lady standing at the door and says you shouldnt draw that unless you plan to use it. i ask who are you. she says jeff's fiance and i laugh. ok weres his bitch ass. he went to het someone and he will be right back he says you can have that psycotic bitch he just wants the belt she stole... im like i dont have his belt just the one im wearing. right then him and his fr

You Are A Small Freak In Bed
The Ultimate Sex QuizYou are a small freak in bedWhen you have sex you make it a little wild, passionate but not too wild......you like it a hard enough but not rough..you don't like to be too sore afterwardMyspace Quizzes

Leaving Is Hard For Him
On yesterday morning, I was awoken by the Mister yelling again about thes same shzt. The same shzt I have been complaining about for over 5 years, so one a month this man choose a day and fuck my day up. He came home yelling getting me upset, I couldn't go to work, my daughters couldn't go schoo. So for 3 or 4 hours, I made my voice heard. I grew up in a household where my father beat my mother, the children, foster kids, I said I would NEVER yell at man, cause when my mom is it she got beat. I never wanted to stand up for myself cause of that fear. However,yesterday, all bets was off. I went at it, I call this man a Bitch. A Bitch, never had a done that to any man, but the Mister was asking for it. I said, how are u going to throw out a woman with no money and two girl out on the street because u want u house clean. I clean this house, but these SOB that stay here think I'm their maid. I told him that enough is enough, 9 1/2 years is long enough to put up with the SSDD. I'm FED

Dream Angel
What Angel Are You (Beautiful Anime Pics for Most Answers)Dream AngelYou are a dream angel. You let people become so relaxed that they have peacful dreams. You also hold the key to the dream relm and allow happy things to happen. You don't belong on earth, but you wander peoples dreams, spreading them with joy. :)Fantasy-Mythology Quizzes

Great Spirit
One of the many gifts I have, is being able to talk to Great Spirit and Him talking to me in return. It is the most valuable gift I have and helps me all through my journey. The thing that makes me laugh, is when people think they can lie and pull one over on Great Spirit. When Great Spirit wants something done, it gets done one way or the other, He makes the way. Recently Great Spirit has been quite insistent in many things regarding my life, He has spoken consistently to me now for a month about many things. At first I stood in disbelief of some of them, but really when I do that, He comes along and gives me generic messages that really don't mean a whole lot, but proves that what He is saying to me is true in all the other areas He has spoken to me about. That is the greatest treasure about being on this ancient path that I am on. My life is changing daily these days, I am changing and things within and without are changing in me and around me. I stand astounded at it all an

Rain
Outside the rain slowly falls from dreary skies Like the tears that rain from my broken heart Ever so steady, never missing a beat, Like the pitter patter of the drops of rain falling into puddles, with each drop of rain, there's a constant pounding of pain. Shattered dreams that no one knows ... or the rain that fall from within.

16 Ffeb 2008
Hi! Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm visiting my 2 oldest daughters, Chelsea and Lindsay, this weekend in Annapolis and Baltimore, respectively. And ... as a few of you know, Chelsea is going to have a baby girl. Ella Hope is due sometime in May! Anyways, for at least 157 of my best fubar friends, I won't be leaving profile comments today or on Sunday. Hey ... don't worry ... I've got my laptop and I'll try to keep up with my bar tab. Have a great weekend. Cheers, Steve

Damn You Tiffy!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I SWEAR I HAVE ADHD THUS IM EASILY BORED 2. I LOSE MYSELF IN MUSIC WHEN IM SAD 3. I CRY WHEN I SEE SOMETHING SAD ON TV 4. I SWEAR ENTIRELY TOO MUCH 5. I ONCE HID IN MY ROOM SCARED TO DEATH OF A WASP LMFAO! 6. I'D RATHER SCRUB TOILETS THAN DO DISHES 7. MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COLOR IS HUNTER GREEN 8. IM A HUGE PROCRASTINATOR 9. I LOVE DRIVIN FAST JAMMIN TO SOME TUNES 10. I'M EXTREMELY STUBBORN OK IM GOIN TO TAGG SQUIRT NATE PEACHY SHELL WATERS

For The Lazy Butts.
This is for fuckers with long term memory loss. :s To make small text Words go here To make big words Words here Italics Words here Bold Words here Making ¢¾ & hearts ; (just rid of the spaces) Making ¢â & trade ; (again, rid the spaces) Making ¡Ú & # 9 7 3 3 ; (rid spaces) Making ¡Ù & # 9 7 3 4; (rid spaces) Moron ***Will add to it later***

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Utfra tolkningen av N som mer hatefull enn med et ønske om å skape noe nytt blir E stående som den interessante av de to. Salome er viktig for N, både som person og som grunnlag for hans tanker. Problemet er at han lever med den realiteten i en så selvfølgelig (og usagt) over/underbygging at han glemmer det viktige. Uten en tro på Gud er filosofien hans umulig. Det han sier i ytterste konsekvens er at han kan leve uten landjorda, at han kan gå på skyene. Salome er landjorda og skyene. Zarathustra Hva betyr det? Som sagt betyr det kanskje Sara Hausfrau. Og N mente antagelig moren sin som ved et utroskap medførte faren og den yngste brorens død. Men det betyr også noe mer. N må ha ansett sitt liv som ødelagt. Det var ingen håp om et ekteskap tilstede i hans liv. Ikke engang et forhold. Kanskje ikke engang en forelskelse. Og Zarathustra bygger på navnet til filosofen Zoroaster. N forandrer altså sitt eget navn i overenskomst med sin skjebne. Elsk din skjebne. Bli den du er.

Today On World Rock Radio
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A Nightmare Is Over
Ok, im sorry for not being on fubar for the past month. I was sent to a state hospital by the cops in McKinney for supposedly being depressed which i was not. I was busy looking for work when i couldnt work day labor cause of the weather. My life has been a nightmare for the past month, but i have a new appreciation for life

True Friends
The days are getting brighter, even though I lost my cigarette lighter. My friends say I make them laugh, I think I pulled a muscle in my calf. No more nights of sorrow, I have money now,no need to borrow. Surrounded by two people who actually care, one is even strong as a bear. Yeah we may get on each others nerves, always using some very strong words. That really doesn`t matter,everyone argues, we do it regularly,as if it is right on cue. For the most part we do get along, and yes most of the time I am wrong. I know how to accept defeat, writing all this down,feeling kind of neat. We all can be pretty crazy, and today we sat around just being lazy. Somedays we stay up and talk all night, even until the first signs of sunlight. Sooner or later we will go our separate ways, I am not looking forward to those days. That is why I am trying not to feel crappy, all I want is for us all to be happy!!

Funny Shit
SMALL TOWNS Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is. 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what 4-H means. 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to'drag'Main . 5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you new which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money? 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to

Serenity
People are lonely- Because they build walls- Instead of bridges- People are caring- People are sharing- People are friendly- To one and to all- So no one can see their frayed edges- People hide their pain- By acting sane- When they feel insane- People are blind- When they're weakening- Until they find Serenity.

Hi Everyone
I am new to this and no idea what I'm doing yet. It seems it won't let me upload photos yet, so I must not have something set right (Takes forever and locks up)...So if you can provide any support or help in any area of this I would much appreciate it. The Godfather has spoken !

Vegas Or Bust
Hello Everyone, Well it took me 5 days, but I finally made it to Vegas. I had some car trouble along the way, but got lucky and it didn't hold me up to much. I got to see a lot of this beautiful country and it was amazing. I'm a east coast boy and I can't get over the absence of trees. It blows my mind. The desert scenery is awesome and everyone should see it if they get a chance. My new roommates seem cool. They all come from the east too. It's amazing that the Great Basin Institute was able to get 4 people to come this far for a job. I think the job pool base for wildlife biologists must be pretty slim in this part of the country. Anyways I haven't been on the strip yet. i think I will try to do that today. Hope everyone is doing well. ttys Brent

Trip To London
I am going to London on Wednesday for three nights. Going to have a short break in the capital and take in some culture with the family. Traveling down by train and will arrive around 10PM. On Thursday we will be visiting the O2 Dome to see the 'King Tut and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs' exhibition. On Friday we will be visiting the British Museum to see the 'China's Terracotta Army' exhibition. We are also hoping to take a trip on the London Eye as we have not done this before, should be fun! We will be traveling back on Saturday and probably arrive home by late Afternoon. Been looking forward to this and hopefully will have a great time!

Ty Ty Ty Ty Keep It Comin'!
Well, from $500,000 fubucks to $4.5 million fubucks in a week! Thanks to everyone who is helping me reach the SPOTLIGHT! It won't be much longer! I am looking forward to making it so I can start giving to my friends again. I am making pic salutes for everyone that helps as well as including them in these bulletins so hopefully my friends will go show some fu love for me. So, without further ado here are more people you should really get to know: AIRBAGS~FU G/F AND OWNED BY BUDLIGHT~~FU OWNER OF DJ BYTCH & BUDLIGHT~~ENFORCER IN THE HIDEAWAY@ fubar Kind Hearted Bama Girl *~FU Bomber Family~* & AZ's Angels@ fubar Freak ~*~FU-Bombers~*~@ fubar ^sin^♥Thumpstar's slave♥Fuowned by Smex@ fubar jenjenteases™@ fubar J-5© {Bunny}@ fubar Sweetfox2007 ~ Sisters 4 Life@ fubar AND A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING FRIENDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORKING TO HELP ME REACH SPOTLIGHT (rating pics, taking surveys and getting their friends to help

As Time Goes By
AS TIME GOES BY [This day and age we're living in Gives cause for apprehension With speed and new invention And things like fourth dimension. Yet we get a trifle weary With Mr. Einstein's theory. So we must get down to earth at times Relax relieve the tension And no matter what the progress Or what may yet be proved The simple facts of life are such They cannot be removed.] You must remember this A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh. The fundamental things apply As time goes by. And when two lovers woo They still say, "I love you." On that you can rely No matter what the future brings As time goes by. Moonlight and love songs Never out of date. Hearts full of passion Jealousy and hate. Woman needs man And man must have his mate That no one can deny. It's still the same old story A fight for love and glory A case of do or die. The world will always welcome lovers As time goes by. Oh yes, the world will al

Why?
i sit in silence wonderin why Why do i get these feelings? These urges, the need to run my hand slowly up your thigh over your nice round ass up over your beautiful breasts then to place my lips upon yours to massage your tongue with mine why do i feel the need to kiss your neck to run my lips down your stomach the need to please your every fantasy the urge to hear you softly moan while i rub your clit why do i feel the need to taste your sweet juices to lick you to kiss your private spots to make you moan in Ecstasy to make you feel every bit of my need for you

Judge Declares Missing Adventurer Fossett Dead
CHICAGO, Illinois (CNN) -- A Chicago probate court judge Friday declared millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett dead five months after he disappeared while on a solo flight over the Nevada desert. Judge Jeffrey Malak made the ruling after an emotional presentation from Fossett's wife of 38 years, Peggy, who also asked that her husband's will be entered into probate. Fossett, who was 63, was last seen on the morning of September 3 when he took off from the Flying-M Ranch outside Minden, Nevada. He said he was embarking on a pleasure flight over the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range in a single-engine plane. Fossett was carrying a single bottle of water and had no parachute. He had planned to fly over the Nevada desert for two to three hours, and was expecting to return for lunch to the ranch, owned by hotel magnate Barron Hilton. At 3 p.m., when he had not returned, a search began that ultimately included thousands of volunteers, hundreds of officials and dozens of aircraft t

David Groh Dead At 68
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- David Groh, the handsome, hardworking character actor who was best known as the easygoing man Rhoda Morgenstern married and divorced during the run of Valerie Harper's hit 1970s sitcom "Rhoda," has died. He was 68. Groh died Tuesday of kidney cancer in Los Angeles, his sister-in-law Catherine Mullally said Thursday. Divorce was not a subject generally addressed on television in the 1970s, and when Groh's character, Joe Gerard, and Harper's Morgenstern split up during the show's third season, viewers were stunned. Their marriage had resulted in one of the show's highest-rated episodes, and when they split people sent them condolence cards. The show had begun in 1974 as a spinoff from television's hugely popular "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," which was set in Minneapolis. "Rhoda" had Harper's character moving back home to New York City, where she met and married Joe. Groh, who left the series after the divorce episodes, went on to appear in dozen

Angel Gale Lackey
AS I SEAT ALONE IN MY HELL HOLE MY HEART EMPTY AS HELL WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FROM MY LIFE.....MY HEART IS BROKE WHEN I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME IN THIS WORLD ALL ALONE...OUR HEARTS MAKE A HOLE JUST OVE HAFE IS MINE AND THE OTHER IS YOURS AND TOGHTER WE MADE ANGEL GALE LACKEY..WAS THOUGHT OF THE 15TH OF JANAUARY,2007 IN MEORY'S OF HER DEATH ANGEL GALE WHERE YOU GO THAT IS WHERE DADDY MOMMA AND YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS GO...ANGEL GALE LACKEY WE MISS THAN LIFE IT SELF BECAUSE OUR ANGEL GALE LACKEY IS NOT WITH US TODAY GOD RESTES HER SOIL AS OF YESYERDAY WHICH WAS THE 15TH OF FEBAUARY,2008...WE MISS YOU BABY GIRL ANGEL GALE LACKEY LOVE DADDY MOMMA AND BROTHERS AND SISTERS

Give And Take
Its always hard to take, when you say for heaven`s sake. My life has been great, even though it is too late. Haven`t done all that is right, sometimes hard for me to see the light. I would do what I know is good, if only that I could. See I have seen too much in my past, never have found a love that would last. that is why I am always so sad, thinking about what I could have had! Yes I think of you everyday, I wish you didn`t go away. There are so many things I didn`t say, like please honey wont you stay. So sorry that I hurt you, and now I don`t know what to do. I have seen the pain in your eyes, and I know you have seen bluer skys. I didn`t mean to make you cry, hope you can forgive this desperate guy. Because I could never tell you why, I just wanted it to be, you and I! So please forgive me, for it is so hard for me to see. The love that you and I live, is all that you can ever give!!!!

Hunter Needs 27,000 To Godfather
Stop by and help him be our next GodFather.Show him some love.Hes so close too being our next GodFather.. Thank you for helping him get there. ~hunter~owner of~Thcknluvit~ & fu-owned by {D.S.C} COME LUV ME-DSC -Leveling Lover@ fubar

Simple Things
Why must we suffer through so much pain, is there really anything to gain? I talk to him all of the time, and yes I have committed a crime. I have been searching all my life, for that special person, to make my wife. Maybe I missed out , i really don`t know, asked plenty of times for God to show. Me where I am going and what I should be, those things are hard for me too see. No I am not blind, just haven`t seen the light, I do want to do what it right. For me and the people I care about, that is why I sit here and have so much doubt. About what I should do and where I need to go. All I know is I need to grow. To be someone that I want to like, and no I don`t want to be like "Mike". Want to be me, my own person... that I do know for certain. So this I write just for me, trying to let God help me be. All I can in my simple little light, and maybe find what there is too life!!!

Trapped
Looking through eyes that cant see, someone touchs me but I cant feel. Where is this darkness I must be, as if I have taking the wrong pill. Green or the Red which one do I choose, either way I will be the same. So does it really matter if I lose, maybe I need to go from where I came. Glad to see someone that I know, did you come here all by yourself? Please my friend don't you go, and leave me here all by myself! Such a big place this is that I am, if anyone is there shed some light. Why don't I feel worth a damn, need to make this place a little more bright. Now I know where it is I must be, and why I am feeling so much dread. Stuck in this place where I cant see, I have been trapped somewhere inside my head!!

A Fucked Up Me
tears fall upon my face shame fills my insides to make a mistake and let you go kills me im slowly dying i realize now ill never love another like i love you i never had a dream come true until you walked into my life and i dont want to say goodbye so ill pretend that i moved on but secretly you'll always be my baby i dont think i could love another it just wouldnt be the same they wouldnt be u my heart screams ur name in pain i feel like half my heart is missin you were my missing piece to my heart and now ill never feel whole again cause of a stupid mistake i made and now i cant go back so ill go on livin with pain and regret remembering you as the one i fucked up with the one who had my heart the one i wanted to marry the one i wanted to start a family and now that will never be so all i can do now is beg for mercy for one last chance and hope and pray for the best for all its worth im sry

Sexiest Kiss Contest Please Rate And Comment For Me
HEY GUYS IAM IN THE SEXIEST KISS CONTEST PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT ALL U WANT FOR ME PLEASE HELP ME WIN A HAPPY HOUR WOOT WOOT !!! I WILL DEDICATE IT TO ALL OF U .. ILL EVEN THROW IN A VIDEO SALUTE KISS TO U ALL IF I WIN ,,.. CLICK ON THIS PIC AND COMMENT FOR ME DONT FORGET TO RATE WONT HURT YA TO THROW A FEW IN KISSES U SUGAR~N~SPICE

At Last!!!
Anybody that knows me on here knows that I got burned real bad by David (~BLAST~) last year. I met him on here and believed all the stuff that he told me. I moved him down here to South Carolina to be with me. It turns out that about the only thing he was honest about was the basics about himself....height, eye color...you get the idea. It took 3 months of being used by him (me supporting him while he did NOTHING) before I finally reached my limit and told him to get the hell out of my house. Now I am a girl who had alot to offer someone. I am willing to give you my last dollar if you need it. I have a big heart that has plenty of love to give. I could have given up after David but thank God I didn't. I met someone else on here and was willing to take the chance that he was what he said he was. Along comes Rodney. He came down from Michigan on the bus trip from hell and finally made it here in time to spend Valentines Day with me. He is everything he said he was online and mor

Power Hour
Game Name: Power Hour Category: Endurance Buzz Level: Deadly Directions: This game is all about drinking. There are not really any rules. The object is to take a shot of beer every minute for an entire hour. It sounds pretty easy but believe me, it isn't. If you want to prove you are really a man you can try to join the Century Club. The Century Club is doing a shot every minute for 100 minutes. You can add rules to this game if you want. An example is if you go to the bathroom before the end of the hour you must finish a beer. At the end of the hour you will usually have had six beers.

Too Old To Die Young!
Well, fuck me backwards - Last night I actually went out and had FUN. One of my buddies had a card night. I can't remember the name of the game or how to actually play it, and considering I won a whole £5 I couldn't have been all that bad at it. Anyway, the cards weren't really the focus. The shots of Smirnoff Black, Jack D, Glenmorangie, Tequila and the much ill advised Absinthe was the focus. I haven't abused alcohol this hard for way over a decade. Shot after shot after shot. No beer, no mixers. At around midnight, someone thought it would be a real good idea to break out some Skunk. After we smoked a few joints of that, the same twisted individual decided we should break out the Absinthe and sugar to make syrup shots. That someone was me. I hope my friends forgive me. We sang, we joked, we laughed. We reaffirmed our relationships as brothers with drunken manly hugs and choruses of "I love you, man" and "'You're da man' 'NO dude, YOU'RE da man". On the walk home, well

Tagged Again!
Got tagged by Graficz Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate doing chores 2. I am obsessed with raccoons 3. I've played hockey with scary women 4. I am overly sarcastic 5. I bite my nails sometimes 6. I have lots of skeletons in my closet 7. My favorite colors are dusty rose and turquoise 8. I like chicks with huge boobs 9. I overanalize things 10. When I was 13, I had alcohol poisoning and don't drink ever since My tagging vitims are : Lost in America, HeartStopper, mannem, GutterSlut

That Look
she gets what she wants and she is a tease she makes him tremble with the greatest of ease ripped black stockings one leg up on a chair silky smooth skin and tousled hair a cigarette dangles from her blood red lips he swoons with passion when she moves her hips one strap of her dress is slipping off smoke rolls off her tongue he starts to cough she leans back and laughs her magnetic eyes gleam inside the lust is making him scream she kicks off her heels makes her way to the bed she can tell he wants her from the thoughts in his head she's taking her time making him doubt that this will happen but the lights go out skin to skin screams and sighs this all started with a look in her eyes.

Warrior
WARRIOR~by me Sometimes there is nothing more that I can do But to sit and wait to be with you Being with you is like no other You are you and are like no other My Protector, My shield, My Gardian, My Angel I'm protected,safe and very much watched over The love that is shared is sacred at most That love full of beauty and joy Makes the face at times become moist Tears of peace, love and joy Precious forever and in all time will stand Much firmer than living by my own hand Jennifer G. Copyright Pending

Hmmmm(poem)
canabalistic impulses suicide on the brain the smell of gun powder in the air makes my pecker hard cannon fire across the way flesh ripped apart even the fray the flag covered in blood and dirt ten men try to take it and no-one has victory cookin a man just for the meat hungry stomach i have now all the murder all the chaos makes me a hungry hungry hippo tearin at the flesh with my teeth and evil grin comes over me im filled with power an essance char broil the maggots cut up the captains all is good for the stew

Wtf Have I Done!?!?!
Hey there loves. I have gone and done something so insanely stupid and now I need the help of my friends. I entered into a fubucks giveaway sponsored by none other than the wonderful Stephanie Lynn. If I get 45,000 comments on my photo in 6 weeks I get 5 million fubucks. That would give me enough to see a spotlight in my near future. I just want it once to be able to say I had it. After this I am so over bombing contests. LOL. So what do you say? Will you help me? Yes? Okay, here's what you do. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar This is Stephanie Lynn. She is awesome and holds the very best contests fubar has to offer. She asks that you add her as a friend in order to help me. A rate and fan would be sweet of you too. Alright... friends with Steph? Great. Now just click the above picture and it will take you straight to my photo. Bombs away! Thank you in advance for anyone who leaves even one comment. Every one counts. If this isn't really your thing I completely understand. A

Q & A
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ? A: It's Braille for "suck here." Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under" Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a 'goodyear'. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Update On The Farm
Good morning! 2/16/2008 09:30am I know, it looked like I fell from the globe. It’s been busy here – and then some. When we arrived, naturally we had boxes up the waazoo, and although that has slowed down, we still have some yet to do, once I get a place prepared. The first thing I needed to do was to rebuild the down stairs bathroom – all the way to the ground – literally. We were able to keep the tub, one cabinet, the commode and the counter top ( A really nice one!) but everything else floor, walls, ceiling, fixtures – had to go. The gutter over the thing had not been cleaned in ages, a leak had developed, and everything rotted right out. It’s spiffy now though! The house is nearly finished – the heat has all been installed upstairs, and after trying several things in that massive old fire place, we have settled on a very old very WONDERFUL looking gas stove. The chimney needs lining before it can be used as a fireplace again, and since it h

Weekend Opie And Anthony Links: Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Podcast, 'best Of Jim Norton' Avaiilable, New Videos On
Holy Happy Weekend, everybuddy! As usual, we're doing little or nothing to better ourselves, so we figured we'd do some updating...you know, because that's what we do... As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 2/15/2008 (Bob Kelly, Michael Emerson from LOST, Michael Madsen) Download the O&A Show 2/14/2008 (Victoria Zdrok, Ryan Star, Sandy Kane) Download the O&A Show 2/13/2008 (Chazz Palminteri, Rich Vos, Patrice Oneal, Bob Saget, ripping on Jim's old material) Download the O&A Show 2/12/2008 (Nick DiPaolo, Amy Ryan) Download the O&A Show 2/11/2008 (Bill Burr) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch E Rock's Fridge Door Fall Off!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...He's in San Francisco tonight

Making Mistakes Is Normal. We All Make Em.
Shame-filled people feel that something is wrong at their very core. It is a sense of being bad . . . --Susan Kwiecien Nobody is rotten to the core. Whenever we start to believe we are bad all the way through, we can picture good things we have done, days when someone else was happy to be with us, and see for ourselves that we have many good points that outweigh the bad. If we have done something wrong, we must apologize and make amends. Making a mistake is not the same as being worthless. Mistakes are a natural part of living, not something to be ashamed of. Our freedom to make mistakes is one of our greatest assets, for this is the way we learn humility, persistence, courage to take risks, and better ways of doing things. All of us are valuable and lovable. How could we be otherwise? Since mistakes are natural aspects of growth, we can salute them in others and ourselves as signs of life and celebrate our ability to learn and to forgive. What mistakes have helped me grow?

Investing
I don't want to feel alone. I want to feel like I matter to someone, like they love me, and want to spend time with me. I don't have to be the center of thier world, but knowing that I mean something is important. I don't want to be shoved aside, or have my feelings belittled, or ignored. Have my needs, and desires rejected, or made to be insignificant by the person I care about. How much does a person invest, and wait, before it's time to move on? How long does a person wait? I hate feeling alone

Real Confidence
Real confidence The strongest confidence is quiet, inner confidence. The surest sign of inherent weakness and lack of confidence is the need to boast. Practice humility and what you will build is confidence. The less you care about impressing others, the more impressed they will be. Be honest and authentic, and your confidence will grow. The more fully you realize that there's no need to hide who you are, the more confident you'll become in every endeavor. Approach each task with understanding and patience. Don't let arrogance infect your attitude, for arrogance is a feeble imitation of confidence that drives real confidence away. Know where you are going and why. True confidence flows naturally from a clear sense of purpose. There is a solid, genuine confidence within you, and it can empower all that you do. Live and act to nourish and grow that confidence, and it will surely serve you well. -- Ralph Marston

Who Fucks Deformed Midgets?
Is the question I pondered after reading THIS Yahoo story. It says: "PALO ALTO, Calif. - A woman who is 3 feet tall and weighed 37 pounds before she got pregnant has given birth to her first child a healthy boy. Eloysa Vasquez, who uses a wheelchair and had two miscarriages, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and brittle. Vasquez gained 20 pounds during pregnancy and delivered the 3 pound, 7 ounce baby on Jan. 24 at Stanford University's Lucile Packard Children's Hospital. "We just took one day at a time. We had a lot of people praying for us. We just believed ... and here we have our son," Vasquez, 38, of Tulare, told The Fresno Bee for a story Thursday. Doctors said they delivered Baby Timothy by Caesarean section eight weeks before due date in order to protect the mother's fragile health her tiny, distorted body left little room for a fetus to grow. They said Timothy did not inherit his mother's genetic condition. Judgi

Male Friends
Is it so bad to have a best friend who also happens to be male? I met my best friend when we were both3 years old. We have been inseparable since. Most ppl don't understand the relationship that we have. It goes wayyyyyyyyy beyond comprehension. It has never been and never will be physical or romantic. But he and I are always being accused of sleepig together, and lying about it. We have gone through this all through school. Everyone just assumes the worst. I love him very much, but he is more like a brother to me than anything else. He is my friend in the truest sense of the word. I just wish that others understood that.

I Am Considering
I have been thinking of creating some Hypnosis CDs. I am just wondering how many of you would be interested in such CDs. I am considering creating some CDs of my stories that I have written and also some CDs about sexual enhancement while hypnotized. Yes... it would be my voice on the CDs. Before I lay out a bunch of cash for the recording equipment I would like to do some market research first. Who would be interested if I were to create such CDs?

Bill Cosby
They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2 ? ? Where wer

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - The lives of 22,000 patients could have been saved if U.S. regulators had been quicker to remove a Bayer AG drug used to stem bleeding during open heart surgery, according to a medical researcher interviewed by CBS Television's 60 Minutes program. The drug Trasylol was withdrawn in November at the request of the FDA after an observational study linked the medicine to kidney failure requiring dialysis and increased death of those patients. It had been given to as many as a third of all heart bypass patients in the United States at the height of its use over a period of many years, according to the report. Dr. Dennis Mangano, the study's researcher, said during the program that 22,000 lives could have been saved if Trasylol had been taken off the market when he first published his study in January 2006, according to a CBS News report on its Web site ahead of a broadcast slated for next Sunday. He said in the broadcast that Bayer failed to disclose to the

Fubar Sketches For Sale
Just to let you guys know. Among the varios other peices of art ehich I have for sale on ebay currently, there are three of the 'PinUp' style sketches from my Fubar pic folders on offer. Click the pic to check them out on ebay.

Vote 4 Me To Be A Gamer Girl On G4 Tv
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW AND VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME A FINALIST FOR THE GAMER GIRL FOR G4 TV! P.S. IF I SHOULD USE A DIFFERENT PIC FROM ALBUM...TELL ME WHICH ONE THANX LUV YA'LL GotCast.com

It Is Always Darkest Before The Dawn. . .
In my life I have blacked out a few times. All those times, of course, were due to excessive amounts of alcohol being imbibed. Other than those times of adolescent and young adult misjudgments I had only passed out one time in my life and that was because of heat stroke; that was until tonight. I have been sick since January 28th or somewhere around that time. I finally went to the doctor the other day and he told me I have a great combination of strep throat and a sinus infection. He prescribed 500mg 4 times a day of cephalexin whish is a very common treatment for my symptoms and something that I have taken in the past. I have been on the medication for two full days now and I can actually breathe which is a nice change. I am in no way, shape, or form back to 100% but I can almost function as a human being again so I decided to go back to work. I went into work at midnight still feeling crappy but needing to work so I trudged along. Most of the night passed without much ex

My Family Here On Fu Bar
I started on Jan. 2nd going thru my family list and removing all the people that have been nothing close to friends let alone family like. This morning I have finally finished removing and adding. Some of my remaining family have been a bit impatient and now you all will know where my truest friends and even my one possible love interest stands in my heart here on fubar . Next is the friends list. Anna

A Sad End To A Holiday Of Love
Valentines Day. This Valentine has a tragic ending The beginning is wonderful Where as the middle is too The ending is teary, heartbreaking, and sudden I wish I saw this coming This terrible end I wish I could've known what was to leave your lips As you slowly spoke that this could not be I wish I wasn't crying Scribbling with hurt upon this page I wish I could be alright Ignore the hurt that I'm feeling I wish that I could be with you still That you didn’t just say goodbye I wish that my day of love didn't end like this; Me laying here, the tears soaking this page Smudging these words of sorrow On this Valentines Day, the one which you said goodbye It started fine, with smiles cards Hugs and kisses Squeals of laughter And now here it is, the only thing reaching my lips… These salty tears And now here it is, the only thing reaching my ears… These mournful sobs I'll cry myself to sleep tonight thinking of you When just last night, I fell asleep with thoughts

Ultimate Clock Traps Atoms In Light To Tell Time
Tags: Reuters, R&D U.S. physicists have made a clock so accurate it will neither gain nor lose even a second in more than 200 million years, a finding sure to please even the most punctually minded. The clock, described in the Friday issue of the journal Science, outperforms the official atomic clock used by the U.S. Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology, which promises to keep accurate time down to the second for 80 million years. The new atomic clock is vying for the title of world's most accurate with another experimental clock developed in the same lab at the Joint Institute for Laboratory Astrophysics, a collaboration between NIST and the University of Colorado in Boulder. "These clocks are improving so rapidly that it is impossible to tell which one will be the best," said Tom 0'Brian, head of the Time and Frequency Division at NIST. Such highly precise clocks are critical for deep space navigation, where even a slight error can make or

Moving Back...
So about 6 months ago, my site was closed down by the top dogs at Corporate, causing me to go look for another job. I wanted to stay where I was, but things weren't looking good - the high-tech jobs have mostly gone away, meaning I could stay if I was willing to work for about half what I was making. Then I got an offer to move back to the Portland, OR area. While the pay would be the same, the thought of going BACK to Portland was not good - I left there over 7 years ago because I was sick and tired of all the dreary, wet, gray days. Let me tell you I certainly wasn't looking forward to going back. So I've been back in the Portland area for right at 6 months and it's been wet, dreary, gray, etc...but not so much that I can't stand it. I guess I'll just have to continue to stick it out and see what a full year brings. Welcome me back, Portland!!

I Hope You Die Hey!
Green Day "Platypus (I Hate You)" Your rise and fall Back up against the wall What goes around is coming back and haunting you It's time to quit Cause you ain't worth the shit Under my shoes or the piss on the ground No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you I heard you're sick Sucked on that cancer stick A throbbing tumor and a radiation high Shit out of luck And now your time is up It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY Red eye, code blue I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down Head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

Absolute Legend Of A Night!
heh, i'm hungover today but been invited to someones house party tonight so i'm gonna have to get better....fast. anyway the reasons of my legend night was because in my drunken state i tend to get a lot of admirers.....ahem. god knows how much i drank last night, but i'm paying for it to be honest. got fingered in a pub last night! by a mates exes cousin! lol! small world and all that bollocks! but seriously, i think whatever i drank is in my system coz i still feel twatted. oh god i was supposed to take my meds last night but i didn't coz i couldn't be arsed. currently listening to metalica with abby who also feels like shit. and all that jazz! (gets up and starts dancing) nah not really! lol! can't be fucked! i stink of beer i think, i should fucking hope so! lol! oh yeah, and for anyone reading this, feel free to look at my photos and shizz! some of them i look kinda sexual! lol! ok, i'm gonna fuck off now, i like sex! goodbye!

A Poem For You, My Friend!
This is dedicated to all my precious friends! I do so adore you, my dear and sweet friend. And I will always be there for you until the very end! A simple kind word or comment from you Always keeps me from feeling so blue. You have brought so much joy into my life That I feel like I can handle any kind of strife. Just to make you laugh or make you smile Makes everything in my life feel worthwhile. So I will always here for you whenever you call And don't forget my dearest friend, I love you most of all! So without good friends, where would we be? Downtrodden, forsaken, and down on our knees... So thankful am I that you are there for me, For what is what true friendship is supposed to be! I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your friendship always! Love you always my dear friend, Angelfish (Linda)

Star
wishing upon a star not knowing where you are,no matter what it takes i will go see you that far,you are the candle everytime you smile,thats why i would walk more than a mile,i want to hold you near and it doesn't matter where.

Bush Urges Kenya Power-sharing
Bush urges Kenya power-sharing US President George W Bush has backed calls for a power-sharing agreement to end weeks of strife in Kenya following disputed presidential elections. He said he was sending his secretary of state to Kenya to convey the message. Mr Bush was speaking in Benin, at the start of his first presidential tour of Africa since 2003. He said he would highlight African success stories during his six-day, five-nation visit, even though he remained committed to ending turmoil. Democratic reform, economic and military assistance, and the fight against HIV/Aids are expected to be raised. The US president also wants to allay concerns about a new military command he wants to base in Africa to work with African militaries to deal with trafficking or terror. PRESIDENT BUSH'S ITINERARY Benin - Cotonou: arrival ceremony, meets president Tanzania - Dar-es-Salaam: meets president, tours hospital; Arusha: tours hospital, textile mill and girls' sc

Drinking Snd Self Loathing
I think I'm gonna start drinking again. I'm not really a drinker but it seems my life was more fun when i was drinking. Plus it seems its the only place too meet women. I don't want to be single anymore and the women at work don't like me so its back to the bar. Look out liver here it comes. Heres hoping i meet drunk loose women, wreck my car into a pole or come to my senses before i ruin my life further. Sometimes it feels like not one persom cares. That not one person is willing to risk it and show me how much they care ... i bet no one does. I write this in hopes she wakes up thinking of me like i do her.

Corn Flakes?masterbation...
Play well U read. "Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!" Kellogg's Cornflakes, the bland breakfast flakes that go almost instantly limp in milk were originally invented to bore you into such a deep coma that you would fall face down in the milk drenched flakes, drown, and thereby be spared the temptation and sin known as masturbation. Like many Christian conservatives before and since, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg believed that masturbation, and in fact all sexual excess, was sinful -- "sexual excess" here defined as "sex for anything beyond reproduction". For instance: after marrying, Kellogg chose to spend his honeymoon sequestered from his wife, valiantly striving to complete his his influential book Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life (1892). Talk about your dull, soggy flakes. Kellogg himself s

Ju Cee's Auction Cancelled
Sorry people but have decided not to Auction myself. The main reason is that I have taken my old teaching job and will be having to spend many nights there in shared accommodation. Husband (Aussie Teacher) is taking a job elsewhere for a few months so will be impossible for me to pay all I offered. Guess the other, but not as important reason is that since we started posting bulletins about it, there was very little interest shown. Maybe will try and do it later in the year. Hope you all understand.

Getting To Know You!
So, every so often I get one of these "Get to know you" surveys that ask a bunch of personal questions (see below for the latest one). I admit it's kind of cool to learn more about your friends, but maybe you should learn my NAME before you ask whether I would sleep with you... And half the questions are usually about what I think about you. Um, if we've never spoken, I'm probably not thinking about you at all...lol Having said all that, feel free to send me your answers! :D ------------------------------------ Subject: Let Have Some Fun....!!!!! Between us and only us whoever reads this I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill in all the blanks leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (inbox) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! send this back to me answered that's the whole point 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color? 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band: 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: 8. Are

Dark Angel Will Return In August
FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU TO ALL MY PEEPS WHO KEEP WRITTING TO ME ASKING ME TO COME BACK SOON, LOVE YOU ALL!!! DARK ANGEL WILL BE BACK IN ACTION AUGUST, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO MAKE CHALLENGES AND THEN TRY TO BACK OUT OF THEM I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU FIRST.... FOR A CERTAIN WANNA BE WRESTLER YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TARGET...... YOU THOUGHT I WAS BAD BEFORE WELL WAIT UNTIL YOU MET ME IN THE RING....... YOU WILL SEE HOW I GOT MY NAME REAL FAST....

Surgery
I will be going in for open-heart surgery on the 19 th of feb. at 5:30 am. surgery starts at 7:30 am . at lutheran hosp. in fort wayne In. I will be there for about 5 days , Dogsoldier1840 will be updating my page for me at that time as he finds out anything. Thank you all for your love an prayers, Love Motherwolf1840

Holley
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo

Women's Drink
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime tas

::more [[perverted]] Questions Answered!!::
Aaaaaand welcome to another installment of common questions that I'll answer [[and trust me, I've actually been asked these, lol]], this time with questions I get asked being more...ahem...not for kids, haha! Q. Are you single/do you have a bf? A. Read my page, dumbass! Q. Who is he? A. Let's just say he knows how to use a gun, anymore questions??? Q. You're friend in your pictures is hot! Whats her link? A. One, she doesn't have a Fubar and two, over my dead body would I send your perverted ass her link if she did have one Q. Can you post up some cleavage pics? A. Sure! When hell freezes over.... Q. Do you like to fuck? A. Are you kidding me??? Q. Do you have a webcam? A. Why ask? Even if I did, I won't turn on my webcam for you anyways... Q. Whats up with your NSFW pic? A. Its called having a sense of humor, which obviously you lack... Q. You're a bitch... A. Oh excuse me while I go in a corner and cry...NEXT!!! Q. What are you wearing? A. CLot

2/17 - Daytona
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! TIME TO GO RACING! AND WE'RE RACING AWAY WITH A NASCAR POOL AT STINKEYE RADIO! YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THE DEAL HERE'S HOW: PRIVATE MESSAGE ME YOUR FAVORITE DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX YOU MUST EMAIL ME EACH WEEK WITH YOUR DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX BUX WILL BE SPLIT BETWEEN ALL WINNERS WHO CHOOSE THE WINNING DRIVER PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS PARTICIPANTS & NO DRAMA!!! ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME *** DJ Bytch *** CT/ FU Wife Of DJ Jay *** Owner Of Stinkeyeradio.com *** (Fu - Owned by AirBags)@ fubar

Love Bugs
They're everywhere. In your house, in your car, in your food - even in your clothes. You just don't realize it. What are they? Love bugs. Little signs of heaven here on earth and they're flying all over the place, even as we speak. Today, as you woke up in bed, they tickled your nose, but you're so used to them, you just went on your way. As you stood in the shower (hopefully) they buzzed around you, laughing and smiling as you got ready for your day. They were in your clothes as you got dressed for work. In your car they surrounded you with happy songs and followed you right in to your job, silently cheering you on as you start your day. They were in your food as you ate your breakfast and they will be there tonight when you go back to bed. You may not see them, but they're there. Every day. Every where. If you start to feel unloved, or life is getting you down, consider this: Today, as you woke up in bed, millions of children woke up on a mud floor. As y

::changes::
Ok, so I gotta get some things off my chest and a lot of it has to do what I have learned this past year about myself and how I live my life. Its hard to believe that just a couple months ago, I completely hit rock bottom and was ready to throw in the towel but still here I am. I couldn't believe how much had changed in just a month or two...I've had to deal with a lot of bullshit and people I thought I could call good friends ended up betraying me...I really had to drop a lot of people and situations I was in out of my life and...I just lost my old self for awhile but now it has come back. It's a brand new year still and I'm determined to make a change for the better. January certainly had its ups and downs but overall, it was great, a lot of good things happened =] I'm really determined and focused right now to do things to improve my life...I've started getting on a healthier routine when it comes to diet and exercise, I'm getting back to mixing, I've still got my two best girlfrien

Update On My Niece
Ok I'm seriously tired so I'm going to try to keep this short. They released Kylie from the hospital today, I'm happy she's home but at the same time it worries me. She is still having a LOT of seizures and having to be give emergency medication anywhere to every other day sometimes everyday and on days like today twice a day. The emergency medication is $100 dollars for TWO doses. Not to mention they haven't even been able to get the money together for the monitors to monitor her at night so someone isn't having to stay awake watching her 24/7. Please keep up the prayers especially now that they are back home for the seizures to at LEAST not be so many. And that the doctors will soon find a better way to control them so she won't be having 20-50 a day. Thank you everyone for your prayers for my darling niece who for those of you that don't know just turned 5 months old on the 11th.

Unanswered Questions
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Spell Evian backwards: NAIVE 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) 3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? 4. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. 5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin

Random Facts # 2
i still sleep with a stuffed animal im obsessed with scented candles i love kool-aid the only pop i will drink is mountain dew i cook food constantly but hardly eat what i make im a nature freak i meditate im a firm believer in karma i want to change the world and make it a better place i have devoted my life to helping kids i have lost the love of my life i have lost my own child i love hoodies i am extremely shy in person im a water freak a hygene freak i hate doctors with a passion i dont wear a shirt in the summer at all i have only had sex 1 time (5 years ago) i visit my daughters grave weekly along with my ex fiancee to let them know i still love them i dont partake in half of national holidays only thing i fear is falling inlove i am my biggest critic i have a bunch of crosses in my room but im not religeous i cant leave a job undone i think the rain is the most relaxing sound i hate not being able to be independant i think dark haired woman look bette

Girls Aloud Vs Toni Basil - No Good Mickey - (muzik-al's Micky Mouse Re-hash)
Girls Aloud vs Toni Basil - No Good Mickey - (Muzik-AL's Micky Mouse Re-Hash) Another old classic given some Muzik-AL treatment via this 4.5min dirrty remix. To listen/download for free http://www.esnips.com/doc/0d815ac8-8920-4792-a88f-fb3841db84ea/Girls-Aloud-vs-Toni-Basil----No-Good-Mickey---(Muzik-ALs-Micky-Mouse-Re-Hash)-[www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com]

Wen A Free Pass To My Website
ok if u no anythin abot cs photoshop u can wen a free one month to my hot website all u got to do is take some pics from no nudes only my tits no pussy pics ok and make a logo sayin my name sweetmelissa wit the pics u pick in send it to (sweetmelissa_sc2@yahoo.com) wit ur name in ur emali the best logo wens the free pass to my web site oo in i will put the logo on my website to if ..for comeing in 1st u get the one month pass 2nd gets 2 hot pics from me in there logo posted on my website to ..well have fun in good luck

A Year Ago Today
a year ago today i was sitting at home when i got the shock of my life. i was watching the fox national news and saw that a friend of mine had shot and killed three people. i did not want to beleive this had happened but when the state police call you and ask you if your friend had tried to contact you it sinks in that it is true. if you knew this person you would have never beleived that this happend. he was one of the best friends i ever had.

Screenshots For Happy Hours And Blasts Blah Blah
i have a collection of screenshots for blasts,happy hours,tickers and people scrolling across the top of screen. i havn't been able to post any for a while because i didn't have the room due to limitations of my photo gallery size. sherrylicious was kind enough to give me a vip. not sure why,but she did and i appreciate it. i'm taking advantage of it and uploading these while i have a chance. you're more than welcome to rip them and is reason i put them up. i don't expect people to rate them and such,but if you rip any please comment and rate even if it's just a smiley face :D look through them because you might find one of your friends in there. if you see any full screen shots or scrolling ones there might be someone you know as well in there even though it might be labeled for someone else. i know some people don't care about these,but i know some do so here they are. i had more,but got lost in a hard drive failure,but will add them if i can recover any. i will periodically add more

When The Lord Made Paramedics
When The Lord Made Paramedics When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." " He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to

Ambulance Driver
BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER!!! Standing in chest deep water,freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. Holding her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER comforting a 89 year old woman who just watch me and my partner cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER on scene at an mva with mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her without a second thought for my own safety i crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers,no porch light on,nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk aw

For All You Haters
i really fuckin hate ppl. no one can be accepting any more. even if we fall into the same clique, your guna turn me away, cause i'm to fat, or i don't dress the way the rest of you do, or i'm not pretty enough, or some thing else that is so minimal that it SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTER!!!! i fuckin hate ppl who go around omg look and her or him or what ever. i'm a hater of haters. ok so i'm a juggalette. SO FUCKING WHAT? so i'm a little dpressed every now and then. SO FUCKING WHAT? so i may not dress or look the way you want me to. SO FUCKING WHAT? i will not conform nor do i give a fuck about what you have to say about me and my way of life. so if you a hater, do me and everyone else a favor. FUCK OFF!!!! thanks for taking the time to enter my mind. BITCHES

Whatever
THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO WRITE TO AN EX FRIEND OF MINE AND THEN JUDGE ME ON WHAT SHE TELLS YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!! I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY DAMN IT JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ASK ME. DON'T GO BY WHAT SOMEONE ELSE TELLS YOU.

Life
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a

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So here we are the next day after Valentine's Day did every one have a great time on Valentine's day?Did all the girls get everything that they wanted to get from there husbands or boy friends?Im sure the number 1 thing that girls have gotten was flowers that has been #1 like for ever.I hope that every one did have a nice time and a nice day for it and all,to be with there dates of love that is.For the men out there, i hope that you did treat your ladies really well on that very special day of your life.Well for now every one have a bless day and have a safe weekend,stay warm if your weather is or has been cold too, if not then stay cool if you can help that too.

He Had Me From Hello..
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because

Can You Feel Me..
Can you feel my warm breath upon your flesh?...My soft lips against your chest?...Is it a dream?....Do you feel my silky hair tickle your face, as I trace my lips across your face?...you toss and turn...as your chest heaves...seeing my emerald green eyes in you vivid dream. I lean down and whisper..."do you like what you feel...am I what you long for?..am I what you feel?...you moan softly in your sleep. As my lips brush yours, tasting so sweet. My silky flesh against yours...nipples so hard...so raw. Am I real?....I can be. Brushing my face against your ear...A soft whisper...Do you want to wake? Or stay here?....The decisions is yours to make..as I slowly back away...the moonight shining on my body...as I lick my lips..."don't take to long my love...I might just disappear.

Painful Encounters
I cant believe my ex, had the nerve to even speak to me. even on civil terms i have a short temper with this girl, she was my first female lover, and possibly the last. im drunk as hell, pissed off, and i have no right to be. she just needed to talk to me. and she wanted to talk...about her fiance....who fucked shit up for me....how nice is that? i mean....sure i am NOT perfect, but when i love someone...im one of the few people who will try to change anything i can about myself to make things work. and that wasnt enough for her. fortunately who i am right now is honorable, selfless and somewhat manic =. im trying to balance my life out, and its pretty hard to do when your past jumps out to test you every step of the fucking way. but life is full of options,and in the end ill be free of this crap. But im not giving up because of some girl, who cant get her shit strait, whom even after we brok up, still wants me to go down with her. but now even when im ranting....i cant hep

Support
i have sevral frineds in the military right now and sevral friends who have served in the military. i personally couldnt serve do to personal reasons. but i send all my support out to the troops who have served, are serving and will serve. these men and women are brave people who never get the true respect the deserve. i remember back on that horrible day of 9-11 how the world stopped. but for those brave men and women there lives where about to change. they stepped up to that front line and put there live in harms way so we could sleep at night. i knew a soldier the went over and came home to recover from injuries only complaining that he wanted to back over there for his fellow soldiers for they needed him as he needed them to be a united force agianst all evil that may come are way. so for there lives i could only get the biggest true AMERICAN FLAG that i could find. it is from Valley Forge, PA and made of cotton spannning 7 feet and reaching over 4 feet tall. it apears in m

For Beautiful Ob
this is for my friend beautiful and she knows who she is the night shines so bright, for the stars are out, looking for our souls to cross, i walk alone looking for you, i saw two stars, then some more, it was your pretty smile, your glowing eyes, i told god all i wanted to do, is see how close we really are, alone i am not, as i have a friend in you, one day we will cross paths, then there will be no sadness, as i have found a true friend, someone like you... bedrock