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This Is Random..lol.
..found this on the boards and thought I'd share... Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

Christmas Package Cheese Snack
Spread some holiday cheer at your family gathering with this savory appetizer. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 8 ounces of cream cheese (softened) 1/2 teaspoon dried dill 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/8 teaspoon salt Scallion Red bell pepper 1. Mix the dried dill, garlic powder, and salt into the softened cream cheese. 2. Pack the mixture into a rectangular container lined with plastic wrap (you can reuse the cream cheese box). 3. Refrigerate it for at least 3 hours. Before serving time, set the unwrapped block of cheese on a platter and decorate it with a scallion bow and red pepper polka dots and gift tag.

Hmmmm
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of cand

Just Maybe....
MAYBE: We are suppose to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for the gift. - Good one!!!! MAYBE: When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. MAYBE: It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. MAYBE: The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. MAYBE: The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. MAYBE: You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be,because you have only one life and one chance t

Cranberry Cream Cheese Pinwheels
Quick-and-easy prep makes these roll-up treats a great addition to any holiday party. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 (8-ounce) package crescent roll dough (we used Pillsbury Crescent Rolls) 4 ounces cream cheese, softened 4 tablespoons jellied cranberry sauce 1. First heat the oven to 375 degrees. Unroll the dough and divide it into 2 rectangles (most store-bought doughs are perforated down the middle). Press together any other perforations to seal them. Using a butter knife, spread the cream cheese evenly over the 2 rectangles, leaving a 1/4- to 1/2-inch border on all sides, then spread the cranberry sauce over the cream cheese. Starting at the short side, roll each piece of dough into a log, then cut each log into six 1-inch-wide slices. 2. Place the slices on an ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until golden brown. Let the pinwheels sit for 5 minutes (to allow the filling to set) before removing them to wire racks. Serve warm. Makes 12 pinwheels.

Pumpkin Walnut Biscuits
These flavorful biscuits are sweet enough to have for breakfast (with a bit of butter and honey), but not so sweet that they seem out of place on the dinner table. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 3/4 cups flour 3 tablespoons sugar, plus a little extra for topping 1 tablespoon baking powder 3/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 3/4 teaspoon ground ginger 5 tablespoons cold butter, cut into 1/4-inch pieces 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts 1/2 cup light cream, plus a little extra for glaze 1/3 cup solidly packed pumpkin mash or canned pumpkin 1 1/2 tablespoons honey 1. Heat the oven to 375° F. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and ginger. Use your fingertips or a pastry blender to work in the butter. Keep mixing until the ingredients resemble a coarse, flaky meal, then stir in the chopped walnuts. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the cream, pumpkin, and honey. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour the liquid into it. Stir briskl

Ice-cream Tree
Trim your Christmas dinner table with these individual-size tannenbaums made of ice cream or sherbet. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Ice cream or Sherbet Gumdrops Edible glitter 1. For each one, first roll a piece of waxed paper into a cone and slip it inside a paper party hat set upside down in a freezer-safe glass. 2. Spoon 3/4 cup of slightly softened ice cream or sherbet into the hat, then set the glass in the freezer to harden (about 2 1/2 hours). Meanwhile, use a rolling pin to flatten gumdrops, then cut out stars using a small cookie cutter. 3. At serving time, invert the hats onto bowls, squeezing them gently to release the paper and the ice cream, then peel away the paper. Let the ice cream soften slightly, then sprinkle the trees with colored edible glitter and top each one with a gumdrop star, using a toothpick to secure it in place if needed.

Gingerbread Train
THE ENGINE CAR A cookie boiler and licorice wreath give this steam-powered locomotive a whimsical flair. Step 11 Lay one side of the engine facedown on your work surface. Use Royal Icing to glue on 2 graham cracker support stacks (see instructions below). Pipe icing on the tops of the graham crackers, then gently press on the other side of the engine. Let the icing set for a few minutes before turning the car upright. Step 22 Pipe icing along the edges of the side panels, then press the front, back, and roof in place. Step 33 To make the boiler, glue together a stack of 6 circles. Pipe icing onto the front section and across the top of the graham cracker stack, then gently press the boiler in place. Step 44 Glue a starlight mint to the centers of 7 circles. Let the icing set for a few minutes. Pipe a ring of icing onto the back of each circle, then glue 3 along each side of the engine and 1 on the back. Then glue a plain circle to the front of the engine. Let the icing

First Big Pimpout!
Alright, this is my first big pimp out everyone! All the people below rock and are very close friends of mine! Now the first one on the list is my other half so make sure and show my baby some love! Then go down the list and rate, fan, and add the rest of my most rocking friends! Some are very close to leveling up so lets help them get there and show them what FUBAR is all about! lover4fun4u~co-owner/head enforcer of Witches Brew/RL B/F to Dj Lil Devil Angel~@ fubar Cappy@ fubar Teeter ...rate/fan plz b4 add@ fubar COBRA7168~FU-B/F TO BROWNEYEBABY~@ fubar ^^Dj d ®ågºñ^^@ fubar † ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~@ fubar DJ VINYL aka "Mikey" - Owner Of Dark Pleasure's Radio & Witchie's Brew /ONE-LOVE!!@ fubar ♥}:{ ghettobaby }:{♥@ fubar Pimpout brought to you buy ♥ DJ Lil_Devil_Angel~Owner of Dark Pleasures Radio and Witches Brew/RL G/F to Lover4fun4u~ ♥ ♥ DJ Lil_Devil_Angel~Owner o

Written For Harley Rider
Thank you for being my friend, the phone calls just to check up on me to make sure I am ok. I will always be your friend and always be there for you. You are a friend for life. Thank you for the love that you are always sending my way it helps the day seem so much brighter. You have helped me to not give up and cared enough that you always take the time to say how are you. I can never thank you enough for everything that you have done for me. For making me smile when i just dont feel like it make me laugh when i want to just cry. I will forever keep you in my heart and always in my thoughts and prayers. Thank you for being my friend. You dont realize how much you have helped me to see the good in things. You have opened my eyes and made me realize how beautiful i really am, thank you. You have made my life complete just having you for a friend. I will always care for you. The miles in between wont stop me from thinking about you my friend. Know that i wil

Something To Say
Well good afternoon to all my friends and fans and newbies, i am here cause i wanted to say thank u for all the ppl that rate /fan/add/ it means alot and i really enjoy all the friends i have made i would also like to say thank u to tots68 for the blast that she bought me that was very nice of u and i am thankful... i have meet so many nice and outstanding and amazing ppl here they have all made me feel good about me .. i just want my friends and fans to know i am making my rounds on here to leave ya all a message , right now i have cyst on both wrist on the right hand it is top and bottom so it gets really sore and i just want u to know that will not stop me from leaveing messages to each and everyone of u so i want to say thank u for all that u do and that my life is blessed to have the friends i have here so thank u all for everything ... you friend M

My Answer To Him
For the one I love A big burden was left upon whoever had my heart Truly a heavy feeling surrounded those near Warm expressions are all I needed from the start Although I received some, my thoughts are twisted with fear As the rain drops crush, so does my sanity The cloudy skies darken my emotion Mind and heart brought to a state of calamity Where I can no longer fulfill my devotion True partners always stay by each other's side In any phase of relationship they might be The gates of your heart are open wide Your trusting glances and open feelings are calling me Issues of my heart involve my lack of confidence Love life had never appeared as I longed for A big role of failure was played by my arrogance Whole relationships shattered, it was too big to ignore You embraced me as a loyal friend, I'm sure Whenever in trouble you summon me to your side Slowly, your personality came to lure A faithful friend who will always abide Your mind and heart never ceas

What About Christmas?
MySpace Text | MySpace Tweaks So how everyone feel about Christmas? Do ya'll like it or is it just another day? I personally do not care for the day. I look forward to New Year's Eve to tell ya'll the truth. Give some feedback if you would?

Killswitch Engage - My Last Serenad
This revelation is the death of ignorance Tangled in a state of suffocation Slave to self righteousness Damnation is on your lips From sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolution From sorrow to serenity, it's on your head This is my last serenade I feel you as you fall away This is my last serenade From yourself you can't run away It's your choice, point the finger But it's on your head Your destination is a choice within yourself Will you rise or become a slave To self righteousness Open up your heart and gaze within

She Walked
She suddenly realized that she'd walked into an adult theatre by mistake. On the giant screen in from of her, she watched in at first horror, then with increasingly fascination as the guy on the screen started to use his tongue on the young girl he was with. Damn lucky bitch Jill said, without realizing that she'd spoken aloud. It'd been far too long since she'd had oral done to her like that. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt herself becoming horny. Jill walked into the darken picture theatre, feeling lonely and a bit lost. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend and was feeling pissed off. Once again, they'd made love, and once again, he'd left her high and dry. When they'd first met, he had been a wonderful lover, always making sure that she'd had an orgasm. Now though, all he seemed to do was to put his cock inside her and pump a few times, climax and then just get out of the bed. She felt that she was just being used simply as vessel for him to unload his

Believe
I believe in miracles and dreams that will come true. I believe in tender moments and friendship, through and through. I believe in stardust and moonbeams all aglow. I believe there's magic and more there than we know. I believe in reaching out and touching from the heart I believe that if we touch a gift we can impart. I believe that if you cry your tears are not in vain. And when you're sad and lonely, others know your pain. I believe that when we laugh a sparkle starts to shine. And I just know that spark will spread from more hearts than just mine. I believe that hidden in the quiet of the night, there's magic moths and gypsies a fairy and a sprite. I believe that if you dance the dances of your heart, that greater happiness will find a brand new way to start. I believe the gifts you have are there for you to share. And when you give them from the heart, the whole world knows you care. I believe that if you give, even just to one, that gift will gr

Me And My Wife
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my wife takes a long time, she is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my wife does not do it, she is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my wife does the same, she takes the initiative, When I please my wife, I am apple polishing, When my wife pleases me, she is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot. When my wife makes a mistake, she's only human. When I do good, my wife never remembers, When I do wrong, she never forgets

Success Is Always Within You And Me.
The success you seek is a reality that already exists within you. Your actions are the way you express that reality and bring it to your outer world. Achievement is not a matter of becoming successful. It is a matter of fully demonstrating the success that is already within you. Success is not something that you must strive to obtain or acquire. Instead, it is a beautiful and unique gift that you are able to give to your world. Every success, every achievement comes from within. Nothing can separate you from the success you desire because it is already a part of you. When the success that is within you drives your actions, that success will surely and faithfully flow out from you. Live the success that is yours, and that success will surround you. Choose in each moment to fully and lovingly share the success that is within you. The expression of that success will add great value and beauty to your world. -- Ralph Marston

Do You Have This?
Here are some tips on how to proceed when a relationship comes along that seems too good to be true: 1. Hold your old beliefs about relationships up to the light. Where did you get your ideas about relationships? As a child, did you observe role models of unhappy couples? Have you practiced a limiting belief for so long that it seems real when it is not? Do you have the power to make new and better choices for yourself? When you question the notion that great relationships are supposed to be elusive or hard, you will recognize that you have far more possibilities available to you than you realized. 2. Practice loving yourself so much that you become a love magnet. Love attracts love, and when you cultivate love from the inside out, the universe will deliver it from the outside in. Then, when someone perfect shows up, it will seem like the next easy, natural step. 3. Proceed as if you deserve the good that has come your way. Thank the universe for sending an answer to your pray

Statistical Findings:
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place 36% of the women favour nudity 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning 80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest 99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day. Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

Women, Men
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.

Just Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you na

Be Happy
To be happy is relatively easy just decide to be a happy person. The choice is simple really, choose to be happy. Suffering is optional! Once you make the choice to be happy your world will change to accommodate what it is you want and you will find being a happy person easier to do than you first thought!Abraham Lincoln once said "Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Decide today that you are the best person to make you happy and find ways to do that. Remember that no one can make you happy! Your happiness lies more in your hands than it does anyone else.Thinking he should, she should, they should make you happy puts your life in a shaky position because when "people" aren't making you happy, you are miserable. A great way to be happy. Laugh! Laughter has an amazing effect on the body, mind and spirit, raising us up when we feel down.Just stop for a minute and remember a really funny incident. It doesn't matter how long ago it happened

How To Go With The Seasonal Flow
Winter The stark grandeur of winter where the trees are bare and the weather's cold. It looks as though nothing is happening but there is a lot going on beneath the surface in wait for the warmth of spring. There's not much food around so the animals are in hibernation conserving energy. Even the trees appear to be asleep. Winter corresponds with the direction of North. A cold direction, not great for growing things but good for peace and quiet. Winter is a time for rest and recuperation, preparation for the spring and although it's not practical, even us humans want to hibernate. Use this time for restoration; reconnect and reflect on the year so far and think about how you can be ready for the year ahead. Practical tips Meditate and sort out your "roots" by grounding yourself. They say the quality of your fruit depends on the quality of your roots. Eat wholesome and warming foods like soup and stews made from winter vegetables and inc

Megan Meier Suicide
11-13-2007 Megan Meier Suicide Megan Meier Suicide - News that the suicide death last year of 13-year-old Megan Meier was due to MySpace taunting by adult neighbors rocked St. Charles Missouri. Megan Mmeier suicide After Megan Meier’s MySpace suicide, all her parents - Tina Meier and Ron Meier - have left of their daughter is her remains in the mausoleum. In a parents worst nightmare, the mother of a neighbor girl that Meagan Meier was no longer friends with set up a fake MySpace account and proceeded to hound her to death. The woman, a male employee of her company, and her daughter all duped the unsuspecting Megan into thinking “Josh Evans” was real, conned their way into gaining her trust, and then viciously attacked an already emotionally vulnerable youngster. The result? 13-year old Megan hung herself in her closet while her mom made dinner downstairs and talked with her husband about how the whole MySpace experience was troubling their daughter. Read the exc

Salute To Ems Workers
He's been up for 48 straight, with 10 tripsheets to do, and the pager just went off again. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. She prays she can fit in a 2 minute shower, in the middle of a 48 hr shift, so she can scrub the blood off from the last patient before the pager goes off again. __________________________ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He comes to work, regardless of what is ailing him, because there is a shortage of EMS workers, and no one can cover him. __________________________ You drink your hot coffee on your way to the mall. She grabs a quick cup of cold coffee at the ER, to help stay awake for the next one. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the monitor and laryngascope have batteries. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. She counts on her "buddies" to have her back when things are

Re: Ex-italian President: Intel Agencies Know 9/11 An Inside Job
RE: Ex-Italian President: Intel Agencies Know 9/11 An Inside Job ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Dec 2007, 15:27 Ex-Italian President: Intel Agencies Know 9/11 An Inside Job Former Italian President and the man who revealed the existence of Operation Gladio Francesco Cossiga has gone public on 9/11, telling Italy's most respected newspaper that the attacks were run by the CIA and Mossad and that this was common knowledge amongst global intelligence agencies. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/120407_common_knowledge.htm

Written For Dj Trav (travis Green)
You have been such a wonderful friend, you told me that you would always be my friend and that i have a friend for life, and i believe you. You always stop in to see how i am doing. I can say I miss you. The hug I will never forget, cause i got to give it to you in real. Being able to meet you will be a day I will never forget. You have been an amazing friend. I may never be able to see you again, but atleast I can say I really truely met you. i send my love because you mean so much to me. I will hold you close in my heart, and in my thoughts and prayers you will always be. There isnt a day that goes by that I dont think of you and how special you are to me. I will always be here for you no matter where the road may lead you, or how far apart we are. You will always be a big part of my life. I love you my friend and always will. Maybe someday we will cross eachother's path once more, and i hope that i can give you another hug to say thank you my friend.

Friends!!
Hello to all my Fubar friends (current and future)... I've been on here for a while and am not lacking in the number of people who choose to be my friend ... unfortunately I think most of them are for points only. I want to get to know my friends ... I want men and women who genuinely are looking for friendships on here to show an interest in getting to know me and letting me get to know them too!!! If you truely want to be my friend ... then send me a message and we can start getting to know each other! If not, then don't waste my time. If you feel this is rude and something you don't want to be a part of ... feel free to remove me from your list ... ur not truely my friend anyway and no tears will be shed> Thanks to whoever reads this!!

The Wraps
I'm trying to figure out what I need to do or say, that will demonstrate a really great product that helps people who want to tighten up some skin on their person, and even loose some weight. I've only used the stuff around my eyes, in an attempt to lesson even loose the crows feet, and I have to admit that in the small amount I have used, I can definitely see a significant change. My old man, he uses a wrap that is applied to his neck and face, he's gone from having a 3 chin down to barely a double chin, a couple more wraps and it will disappear. And he's 72 years old. I have invested into this program and I'm looking for positive feedback from others. I posted a mumm and for the most part got nothing but negative feedback. What do I need to do to get some positive feedback?

The Ultimate Naughty Quiz!
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Do You Love - Why Look?
Do You Love-Why Look? Why do we look to see who we are? or do we? There is an old adage "Bad news travels ten times faster than good news" Unfortunately many people seem to do the same thing to themselves. They look into the mirror in their mind and pick out their flaws. I am not sure if this is a condition that lots of people have become a custom too, for many reasons. You have listened to other people comment on lots of things, starting back as far as when you were a toddler. " That kid never shuts up", "What is wrong with you can't you get it right", "Why can't you be like your...(brother, sister or your friend)? These are just a few examples that many people have been told, all of which are negative. After a while many people begin to believe that those statements are true, not to mention how hurtful they are. Many people have been put down by others who they think love them the most. Ever had your spouse or child make bad comments to you. This is a type of abuse that

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Joke
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."

This Is Soooo Important To Me!!
MY WONDERFUL FRIEND IS WILLING TO GIVE A 1 YEAR VIP IN RETURN FOR 60,000 COMMENTS...I KNOW I CAN DO IT WITH ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT...PLEASE HELP ME OUT, I'LL BE FOREVER INDEBTED..LOL..I THANK YOU FOR READING MY BLOG AND TAKING THE TIME IN HELPING ME...LOVE YOU ALL....

Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration."

What Matters
I knew my endless summer was over as I watched her walk away across that dusty gravel parking lot... It had been a long 5 years since that fateful day on 9-11. The T.V. newsmen said Americia is under attach and we don't know where the President is. I don't know where he was either, exactly but I have a damn good idea since I was with his airplane pulling security. She was safe at home with the kids in what east coasters laughingly call "flyover Country" while we were ditributing more ammo and putting on our ballastic flack vests. You see we thought it was all a drill designed to test our response, then we heard the real news on some little old ladies car radio. Not long after things went back to semi normal but every single true American knew in their heart that our innocence was long gone. My life had changed radically. Long gone were the days of working for a fortune 500 comapany, replaced by working security for the U.S. Army in some backwater airport disarming women of their

Mc Donalds
I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink. The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef. We personally are no longer eating at McD

Info Soon - Own Me For A Month!
I will have info soon on how YOU can OWN ME for a full month! Keep watching! Details, hopefully, later today! All I know is the auction starts at MIDNIGHT tonight, Tuesday, December 4th and ENDS MIDNIGHT Thursday, December 6th.

Written For White Wolf
You took the time to say hello, to send a hug when i was down. Just to let me know that you cared. I could never have done it without you my friend, and I would do the same for you. You send your love with the little things you say, to make me smile when i just don't want to. You have changed my life in so many ways, even though I have never met you. I was a stranger and that didnt matter to you, you still cared enough to lend a helping hand. I may never meet you, or be able to give you a hug or wipe away your tears know I keep you close in my heart. You are always in my thoughts and prayers. Just thinking of you brings a smile to my face even through the tears you always made me smile. I hope that we will always be the best of friends. You never turned your back when i needed to talk you were always there. I can never thank you enough. You took the time to say hello, and that always means alot. I hope that in some small way I made you smile even if it wa

Tearz
tell me wut to do tell me wut to say tell me how to make the sadness go away tell me when to smile help me dry the tears tell me how to get over those aching fears lift me up when i am down make me laugh when i cry give me a reason to live when i say i wanna die i cant get it out of my head it just wont go away whenever i try to smile those fears come bac to stay be strong when i am weak be brave when i am scared tell me i am wrong when i think nobody cared be my friend n hold me n plz dont let go promise yull always be there when i need u so

1 Person Can Make A Difference!
Last Thursday I was in line at my son's school awaiting to pick him up. In front of me was a newer Ford Focus, and in that car was a little head bobbing all around the back seat, and poking up through between the front seats. I could tell this child was no more that 2-3 years old. I was enraged, it brought back memories of 10 or so years ago, when I saw a toddler get ejected from their vehicle and land on their head a good 30-40 feet from the vehicle. So I sat in my truck contemplating should I get out and reprimand this mother who is allowing this.. Well, I did get out and go to her window, gave it a knock. She was a mid 30's Hispanic woman, her child was more than eager to poke up to the front to examine me as well. I said to her, ma'am you need to have your son in a car seat. Not only is it incredibly unsafe, but against the law and the police are usually here at the school looking for unsecured children to give out $400 tickets. Her response was "nodding her head, with

This Will Probably Piss Some People Off!
Ok.. Here goes but be warned it may piss you off if you read further and are one of these people. I just wanted to vent on something that bothers the hell out of me that seems to be a common occurance in this great nation. What am I talking about? People that sit on their lazy rears that can work and choose to sit at home and draw food stamps, EBT, welfare whatever you want to call it(Social Programs). They keep popping out kids getting more money from the government because its so dang easy to do. Now don't get me wrong, I know there are times when people need a hand getting back on their feet. YOU ARE NOT the ones I am talking about! You are the people that the programs are there for. I am talking about the sorry donkeys that want to sit back and suck our government (MY TAX MONEY) dry while I work my tail off to my bills, insurance and everything else I have to take care of and they want to sit on their butts and take the handouts when they could be working like everyon

The Wheel Of The Year, Is Real.
Please study this. I really hate it when people think the first day of fall is October 1st, it's not or else fall would be shorter than winter and summer, that leaves Spring out too. THINK! Oh and obviously December 1st isn't the first day of winter either. THINK! Look at your calendar for either the term "solstice" or "first day of" okay? PLEASE!!!!!! (and put an end to falling for marketing media traps)

10 Rules
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissives Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and ple

Its Me And I Need Yo Help Baby
HI IT'S ME MIZZ SHADY.. I'M IN THIS GIVE AWAY CONTEST THAT NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS IN ORDER TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR.. YEP THATS 50,000.. KINDA HARD DOING THAT BY MYSELF SO I WAS HOPING I COULD GET A LITTLE HELP IF ANYONE COULD... I JUST NEED YOU TO CLICK ON THIS PIC DOWN BELOW AND LEAVE ME AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN.. TY ALL VERY MUCH...

Winter Wonderland My Ass!
ok so as all of us north of the border know,,,its feckin cold here!!!winter has come a tad earlier then expected this year.hate it and hate being depressed all the time.cant wait till spring so i can make a fresh start on my life.now just need to find someone to warm my bed part time so me ,,,um,,,parts dont freeze!lol

Various Thoughts
Just posting various thoughts. Haven't visited here much cuz I been fucking around on Second Life. Anyone else play that? Anyway, I am teetering on an edge, trying to make up my mind about my marriage. Yes, I do this often it seems and especially every couple of years or so. I torture myself I know. Whatever. I am me, that is that. Hope everyone's holidays are just what they wanted. I think I will suspend my job search until the new year. I am not interested in temporary work not to mention a certain temp agency hired me at a certain job and despite my phone calls, I never started work. Go figure that one out! Well, today my motto is "fuck it". I am just gonna do what makes me happy.

Some Questions
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you na

The Love I Have For You
Here I sit in another time. Searching my mind for yet another line Another line that never seems to define The Love I have for you! The Love i have for you occupies al of my mind! I didn't realize that from the start You walked into my Life and there "It" went! "It" in a meaning to say is what I avoided all my Life! I felt for no one! Not a Care in the world did I have! Yet this time in my Life time stopped on a dime! For you are why time stood still My Heart beat in a hurried pace I knew then there was no time to waste! I touched your hand! I knew then together Our nights would never end!

Me
I'm a piece of paper lying on the floor just a piece of paper paper, nothing more naked as a "blue" jay since the day i'm born empty and forgotten lonely and forlorn then He saw me lying wasted on the ground stepped-on all my life lost but now i'm found He reached down and touched me held me in His hand now i know my purpose now i understand Just a piece of paper, Blind once, now I see ~ He took out His pen, Wrote LOVE all over me! Changed my whole existence! Transformed me, and Wham! My life now has meaning, 'Cause of Whose I am!

Boys...boyss...boysss...
ONCE AGAIN...I AM HERE FOR PURE FANTASY PLEASURE ONLY....I DO NOT WANT ANY PHONE NUMBERS....AND I OF COURSE WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU ONLINE IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC...A REAL ONE...I NEED TO SEE WHO IM FUCKING ON THE COMPUTER....ITS MY FANTASY TOO...DAMMMIT!!!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE...YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CUM...THEN YOU CAN SEE ALL THE KITTY SHOTS(LOL), AND EVERYTHING YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES....KISSES HTMAMMA

Do It Now! Before It's Too Late!!!
Hey hey all my groovy Fubar friends! I am once again exposing my boobies for votes in a contest! This is Wolfie's contest for sexiest SFW pic! You don't even need to leave a comment, just rate the pic! Thirty seconds of your time folks! Here's the link! "You think I sell my body, I merely sell my time."

Ignorance Brings Out A Bitch
Just bitching: I dont know if its me not being clear or some people too lazy to read or just dont fucking care. If you ask me if I want to see your extremely small manhood, I will become a bitch very very very quick. So if you dare ask, I will become very offensive and I will just snap. I know I'm beautiful but fucking a. Just because I'm pretty does not mean that I want to see what God blessed you with... or lack there of. That is all.

Wuld U B Happy If I Died
when will it stop when will it end when will my shattered heart finally get to mend why do u hit me what did i do my only fault in this life was falling inlove wit u everytime u hit me every time i cry u grab onto my neck n tell me "i wish yud die" i sit there on the floor my face bruised n bleeding u get so furous at me when im on my knees pleeding i dont tell anyone i cry and im so scared sometimes i think even if i did nobody'd even cared u took away my breath and almost took my life then u had the nerve to ask me to be yer wife everyday u hit me n everyday i cry everynight i go to sleep wishing i wuld die i wake up every morning and u hovering over my face u draw bac yer fist n quickly its bac in place no matter how much i beg no matter how much i pleed my face will be full of bruise n it will always bleed im close to taken a life taken away all my pain with me not being here yud have nothin left to gain i want to say goodbye to my family n

It's Not Really Christmas
I don't really enjoy the snow. Decorations don't get me into the Holiday Spirit, For me it's the music. I really love Christmas Carols and rarely get tired of them. As a kid I knew it was Christmas when my Mom would bring out the Christmas albums and play them pretty much continuously. My favorite song for Chrismas is Bobby vinton's version of Christmas in Kilarney. I haven't heard it in about 20 years, and it just won't be Christmas for me untill I do. If anyone has an online version of this song, will you please send it my way? Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

Joke Of The Day!!!
Christian Bear An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you exp

Checkin' In
I haven't been here for awhile and just had the urge to check in. It looks like things are pretty much the same in here. My life has been evolving at a bizzare angle and plane. Sunday was the 14th anniversary of my last husband's death. As always it was hard but I got through it. I went and visited a new friend and just took care of me. I will go up to the cemetary next Sunday because I will be up north anyway. My daughter is struggling right now and that is hard for me to watch. Somedays lofe just sucks. I just hope she doesn't make any rash decisions based on her life situation right now. She is without the net and that is hard. We did a lot of our visiting that way. I am working on getting the house ready for Yule and X-Mas. I just can't figure out what to do with the furniture so I can get the tree up. It may have to be the tiny tree this year. A 42 inch T.V. takes up a tremendous amount of space in an already small room. I still say blow the house up and bu

From Pent-up Aching River
FROM PENT-UP ACHING RIVERS ROM pent-up aching rivers, From that of myself without which I were nothing, From what I am determin'd to make illustrious, even if I stand sole among men, From my own voice resonant, singing the phallus, Singing the song of procreation, Singing the need of superb children and therein superb grown people, Singing the muscular urge and the blending, Singing the bedfellow's song, (O resistless yearning! O for any and each the body correlative attracting! O for you whoever you are your correlative body! O it, more than all else, you delighting!) From the hungry gnaw that eats me night and day, From native moments, from bashful pains, singing them, Seeking something yet unfound though I have diligently sought it many a long year, Singing the true song of the soul fitful at random, Renascent with grossest Nature or among animals, Of that, of them and what goes with them my poems informing, Of the smell of apples and lemons, of the pairing of

Today On World Rock Radio
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Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Rest In Peace Sgt Chance
My hero died today. His name will live on though what I do, everything I accomplish in my life will not over shadow what he stood for. He was a man that would give you his last dollar if he knew that he was helping you. Whould you be the same tomarrow if your hero died today, I know that I will forever be a different person. REST IN PEACE Sgt. CHANCE My BestFriend, My Hero

I Like Blonde
BLONDE COOKBOOK (NO OFFENCE MEANT) MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Joe. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Joe wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Joe brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Joe asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving Joe asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Joe did the shopping today and

Different Views On Sex
The reason there are so many problems between men and women is that hey have such different views of sex and relationships. Women want a relationship without the complication of unnecessary sex; Men want sex without the complication of an unnecessary relationship.

Urine Test
URINE TEST............ Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass, doing drugs, while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ????? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though.... something has to change in this country and soon!

People Really Suck!
Is it just me, or does it just happen to me, or am I the only one who notices that people don't really give two shit about you unless you can do something for them... And if it IS just me, am I really that bad of a person??? Why does it always come down to looks and cocial status??? Such as job, hight, weight, car, all that shit.... Is being able to offer time, a shoulder, an ear. a lending hand.. love and all other emotion weither be good or bad..... being HONEST with someone, but not hurtful..... Being able to BE there for them no matter what...... are these things NOT important anymore??? Yeah, right now I don't have a job, and those are the only things I have to offer, the non-materialistic things... And ok, I may not be the most attractive guy out there, not in the LEAST. But That doesn't make me a bad person, nor does it make me any LESS of a person, now a bullet hurts the same in any language, and we all bleed just the same.... Why should I be any different??? Why is it that I'm

Xx
The difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist is that the genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynaecologist looks up the family bush. Disney World & VIAGRA both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. The difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom is that the pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches. Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? The blonde-she's eighteen. What is the difference between women and computers? Women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy. What do you call a man who expects sex on the second date? Slow The definition of nothing is when a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures his nose.

Infatuation
Infatuation: Big word, simple meaning. When I hear that word, I think about you. I think about the way things are. The way I wish they were. I feel so foolish, thinking about you. Wondering if you're thinking about me too. Watching you, Hoping that as soon as I turn around you'll be watching me. There is no point to my obsession. All I see ahead is disappointment. Is it purely superficial, or does it go deeper than that? Does any of it have meaning, or is it just a waste of my time? As I think about all this, I wonder if I'll ever know you. If I'll get over my fear and do something. But what can I do? All these thoughts are so mixed up, and they're always in the back of my mind. New questions without answers. Infatuation: Foolosh Love

Lets Have Some Fun With This!!
Have you ever just wanted to jam yer own tunes while yer hangin out?? Well now's yer chance to share yer music with everyone. Introducing 'Be a DJ for an Hour' every Sunday!!! Here's how it works: 1-Pick out 10 of yer favorite songs. Doesn't matter what kind of music you like, just pick em out!! 2-Send the list to the Virgo's Homepage with the time you want them played by Saturday afternoon. Your list must include song title and band. Please give us enough time to get your songs, some of us may have to download them. 3-Invite yer friends to the lounge to hang out with you and have fun!! This is for all members and non-members of the lounge, all are welcome!! It's that easy, so get yer lists together and lets have some fun, cuz that's the number one rule in Virgo's, "It's All About The Fun!!"

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Have Another Problem
ok i have another problem. that i know noone can fix but is ok. thought i would share it anyway. i have another friend who is not talking to me and i dont know why. that is the part that is bothering me, i havent done anything to him at all and i would of thought i did he would of told me what i did. so i dont know if it should bother me that he is ignoring me or not. well maybe ill find out what is up with it. if i dont oh well. it was on my mind just thought i wuld share.

Figured You Out - Nickleback
"Figured You Out"I like your pants around your feetAnd I like the dirt that's on your kneesAnd I like the way you still say pleaseWhile you're looking up at meYou're like my favourite damn diseaseAnd I love the places that we goAnd I love the people that you knowAnd I love the way you can't say noToo many long lines in a rowI love the powder on your noseAnd now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wonder why)And now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wonder why)I like the freckles on your chestAnd I like the way you like me bestAnd I like the way you're not impressedWhile you put me to the testI like the white stains on your dressAnd I love the way you pass the checkAnd I love the good times that you wreckAnd I love your lack of self-respectWhile you passed out on the deckI love my hands around your neckAnd now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wond

If I Died Tonight?
If I Died tonight would you really even care? If I Died tonight would you shed even one single tear? If I Died tonight would I be wiped clean from your list? If I Died tonight would you forget that I even exist? If I Died tonight would you throw away all that I gave you? If I Died tonight would you destroy all the memories I shared with you? If I Died tonight would you remember me froever and ever? If I Died tonight would you think again of me never? :( I wrote this poem because right now there is not much that is keeping me happy and frankly I think I might just be happier by leaving this world and seeing what might be on the other side! A lot of things have gone wrong for me over the last few years and it just gets worst and worst! I met a truly amasing woman and loved her with all I have and she destroyed me! I'd give anything and everything just to have her again and be happy once more! But I'm afraid she has gone and without her I feel incomplete! Everyone keep

Unanswered Questions.....
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does? In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Whats a question with no answer called? When the stock market closes at the end of the da

My Leftovers
Your havin a midlife crisis tying to get where I've been Well if you want 'em that bad Ms.V You can have 'em So when you see me comin You better back down Cause I've been waitin to smack you around With all your plastic surgery you still think that your 20 Well honey you'll never look half good as me It would take a lot more money You can't keep your legs closed Your cheap and disturbing And you wonder why your still single and past 30. How do my leftovers taste Tell me did you lick my plate Oh you should've stayed home You should've known better Yet I melt in your mouth like liquid sugar. You thought you were gonna throw it back in my face But tell me how do my leftovers taste -porcelain and the tramps

Poem
Have you ever felt your heart over flow Have you ever gazed into someone’s soul Have you ever held on to someone else’s dreams Or when you look into there eye’s With out saying a word Know exactly know what they mean If I stared into your eyes Could you tell me what you see With out as much as a single blink Would you feel the real me If we walked and just shared a little time And never saying a word Such as your place or mine If I just held your hand So soft to the touch Would we both drift away Into another world Where we didn’t have to rush To watch the early morning dawn Or capture the last rays of the falling dusk Could any of this even come true If just by being so close To some one we love so much

Want Some Easy Fubucks
right now i have 354,356 fubucks i hardly use. so im giving away 10.000 fubucks to any one who rates one of my photo albums the more albums you rate the more money you get this is to only the peeps on my friends list EDIT i still have 148.000 left so you still have time to earn some fubucks

Open Letter...
Hi everyone! I wrote this,cos want and hope it can help or give hope to someone,somewhere. i speak another day for some father.He have teenage girl 15,and he tell me how that girl get very ill in mental level. very deep deppression..want to kill herself..so hopeless.(allways wondering how young people get sick for life even not jet living their life). Anyway they go to see doctor and they just not get that girl seriouly first..doctor say that girl like joke:"kill yourself"..it.s not promlem. CAN YOU BELIVE THAT! Doctors order!!!! We live in these days very hard times..very cruel world. If this world is good place to live we dont have any promlems.So easy..is it? Thank God that fathers girl get help and ask that. And we answear for that. You know they say here in finland thats is win of lottery to born in this country..well! I say is win of lottery to get help at time in this country.True help! My oldest daughter want to kill herself too when she was teenage. An

Mystic Warriors Tribe Update
Mystic Warriors Tribe Owner Mystic Warrior **MWT** Second in command Jim 'the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~ & **MWT** second in command' Vice Platoon leader 'Queen B owner of the Tiger's Den & proud member of**MWT** Rainbow Warriors Platoon Leader Platoon Members Sandy 'mailbroad47**MWT** Cece 'even-in_the_rain**mwt**' Karen '~@Mary Kay Karen@~ **MWT** Sassy 'Sassyharleylady**MWT**' PLATOON LEADER cathy lostangel **MWT** Platoon Members 'Mystic Angel **MWT** Real Wife of Mystic Warrior **MWT**' Amanda 'Amanda The Seductress 69 ~ & ~ RLW To ~The Real Flirt~**MWT** Wind talker's Platoon~ Vice' Vice

Untitled
My mind is spinning, From all you have said. I sit and ponder, As I hold my head. I listen closely to my heart, And all the signs that I ignored. I wonder if maybe I should walk away from you. Knowing you has made me see a different side of me. Unconditional love I carry for you. I have tried to walk away before, But it has never done me any good. When I tired, I always have come back. There is a connection you have in my soul you see. A committment I made in another place with you. Maybe you and I will be in eternity, But right now you just are not healthy for me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Success Within You
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 Success within you The success you seek is a reality that already exists within you. Your actions are the way you express that reality and bring it to your outer world. Achievement is not a matter of becoming successful. It is a matter of fully demonstrating the success that is already within you. Success is not something that you must strive to obtain or acquire. Instead, it is a beautiful and unique gift that you are able to give to your world. Every success, every achievement comes from within. Nothing can separate you from the success you desire because it is already a part of you. When the success that is within you drives your actions, that success will surely and faithfully flow out from you. Live the success that is yours, and that success will surround you. Choose in each moment to fully and lovingly share the success that is within you. The expression of that success will add great value and beauty to your world. -- Ralph Mars

My Little Girls Bday
well my daughter is fixing to turn 5 this coming monday. im throwing her a party on sunday afternoon. it well be good for her. we are hoping that one of her friends from school gets to come that would be great if she could. but i havent talked to her mother so i dont know if she will though. so just to let all yall know i wont be on till that evening sometime.

True Meaning Of Christmas
True Meaning of Christmas Just a week before Christmas, I had a visitor. This is how it happened. I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out next to the fireplace. "What are you doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat and I saw he had tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement . . . "TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled. What did he mean? He anticipated my question and with one quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I stood bewildered, Santa said, "Teach the children! Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning that now-a-days Christmas has forgotten. "Santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a FIR TREE and placed it before the

Ready
Someone comes into your life and you know your love will last forever but they had other plans. And while your heart is mending it won't allow anyone closer than a heartbeat. By the time your heart has fully mended it has forgotten about the pain and ready to love again. Look at my heart and you'll see all the battle scars but it's ready to love again.

Ryan Is Upon Us....
And as such is custom when he does get here in 2008, i expect to lose all male friends. Because you know Ryan is like such a threat. *rolls eyes* I find it so highly disturbing that my e-guy friends get so bent outta shape when me and ryan are together chillin' and destroying the sky. but for the record... I'll pick him every time! Love that dorky bastard. :)

If You Had Me Alone
NOW IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU...

Just Some Fyi
Who Is That Person Behind the Wheel? Truckers are found on highways, in truck stops,in service bays, ..ing docks,on bush roads and fuel stops, and often they are the first at the scene of an accident. Their wives help them. Little boys follow them.Relatives don't understand them. Meals must wait for them. Weather can delay them. But nothing can stop them. A trucker is a paradox. He is a blue-jeaned executive with his office in the cab. He is a scientist who hauls dangerous chemicals and explosives;a purchasing agent in a baseball cap;a personnel director with grease under his fingernails; a poor eater with a fondness for burgers and fries; a student of geography and a weather watcher who reads the clouds for snow or rain. He likes sunshine, children, smooth pavement, good traction,clean loads, dinner at home,weekends with his family, his shirt collar unbuttoned and country music(not all of us). And there is a special place in his heart for his rig. He's not too fond of cit

Wake Me Up Please
I feel like I could crawl in bed and sleep for a few weeks. Nothing seems to be waking me up today. I think I woke up 100 times last night. I'd fall asleep for a few minutes, wake up, and the time would only have changed by about 10 minutes.

Baby It's Cold Outside
WOOHOO~~!!! It is cold...right now it is 33 but it feels like 27. Yep, that is cold for the south~! bbbrrrrrr~ Let's see yesterday was a day~! We got the 9 ft tree up finally and it is decorated so pretty. It is so tall the top of the tree is not on it. So it looks a little flat up top but with some decorating and rearranging the branches....All I need is a bigger angel to go on top. I am going out later today and looking for one. Once I get it done I will post some pics. I am beginning to get in the Christmas spirit. I got the mantle looking so nice....it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at our house now. I haven't even begun making my goodies. I have a gathering to go to tomorrow night and I have to take a finger food. I am making some peanut butter balls and Ritz crackers dipped in white chocolate. if you don't know what those are just ask. They are so good and so easy to make~! My kids usually help me. I have to go shoppong for me a new cocktail dr

Done
As of the 10th of December I will be getting rid of my VIP for this site. It has increasingly become less and less fun for me. With all the bouncer checks and restrictions they have put on Fubar it does not interest me anymore. I will be on now and then to say hi to a few friends but other than that I will not be putting anymore money into this site. Just venting and letting my friends know what is going on.

Written For Jay
You were special from the start, Always saying hi, always checking in to see if i was ok. Sending your love just to let me know that you cared. We have cried we have laughed. We spend our days just making eachother laugh making eachother smile even when we didnt want to. Kept eachother going through the toughest times in our lives. Even though there were days we never really knew what to say, we said silly things just to laugh. I will always be here for you no matter where the road will lead or how far apart we are. You are very close because I hold you in my heart. Every day i think about you and wonder how you are doing. I worry about you cause i know that you are going through alot. I always ask God to guide you and keep you safe, because I can't be there to hold you and give you a hug to let you know that i care. I love you my friend you mean alot to me. There are days that I wished we lived closer so I can wipe your tears away. But the the miles betwee

Jokes
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, > when one turns to the > other and says, "You know, I don't know what else > to do. Whenever I go home > after we've been out drinking, I turn the > headlights off before I get to the > driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the > garage. Take my shoes > off before I go into the house, I sneak up the > stairs, get undressed in > the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee > down my leg to prevent > splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL > wakes up, and yells > at me for staying out so late! > > His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're > obviously taking the wrong > approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the > door, storm up the steps, > pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full > flush, throw my shoes > in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump > into bed, slap her on the > ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like > she's sound asleep

A Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered f

Love Is Suicide
Love is suicide A bullet in the mouth The rope wrapped around your neck The cuts in your wrist The water that fills your lungs The pavement after a 50 foot drop The crash into the brick wall Love is losing The test you will never pass That ball that always drops What always makes you come in last Love is pain The eternal pain Yet we always surrender I cant wait to feel it again

Something Too Think About.
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she/he can get back her/his focus on what's i mportant. Five years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a taxi cab in Indianapolis. Here's what happened: I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Indianapolis Airport. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did y

Sign In A Business Window: Read To Bottom
SIGN IN A Business WINDOW: 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America !!!!!!!

Written For Bobbyt645
We don't talk much anymore, but I understand that days can be busy, and there's not enough time in a day. I've kept you close in my heart, and always in my prayers. I wish you the best in everything. I havent forgotten but often wonder have you forgotten about me. I hope our friendship hasn't faded, because that would break my heart. You helped me to see alot, opened my eyes to a world around me, a world i didnt understand but do now. took the time to send a hug to let me know someone cared. We don't talk much anymore, but that doesn't stop me from caring my friend. I will always be here for you no matter what. You will always be my friend. You changed my life by the things you said, that really made me feel good about myself, made me see things in a whole new way. Thank you my friend. Written for BobbyT645 Thank you just isnt enough. I will always be here for you. You are in my thoughts and prayers always in my heart.

My Pledge To You, My Steve.
A Lovers Pledge, Mine To You. I love you enough to fight for you, Compromise for you and sacrifice Myself for you if I need too. Enough to miss you incredibly, When we are apart, no matter What length of time it is for, And regardless of the distance. Enough to believe in our relationship, To stand by it through the worst of times And have faith in our strength as a couple, And never give up on us. Enough to spend the rest of my life With you, to be there for you when you Need or want me, and I never want To leave you or live my life without you. This is my pledge to you, as I love you.

My Daughter
i would like to thank my friends who helped me whole my daughter was ill she alot better now she had a temp of a 104 now it has gone back to normal now she is back to school tomorrow so thank you my friends you know who you are

"most Of Us Go To Our Graves With Our Music Still Inside Of
"It occurred to me by intuition, and music was the driving force behind that intuition. My discovery was the result of musical perception." (When asked about his theory of relativity) - Albert Einstein "Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art." - Charlie "YardBird" Parker "... Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable on transmuting emotion into music..." Carlos Santana "Wes Montgomery played impossible things on the guitar because it was never pointed out to him that they were impossible. " - Ronnie Scott - Jazz saxophonist "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosphy. Music is the electrical soil in which the spirit lives, thinks and invents." - Ludwig van Beethoven "Bach gave us God's Word. Mozart gave us God's laughter. Beethoven gave us God's fire. God gave

First Entry...oooo That Sounds Dirty...i Like It!!!
Hello friends, This is the spot where I am going to put my daily ponderings and mindless drivel. I will try and keep it light and fun, but hey sometimes I get bent just like everyone else. TODAY'S QUOTES: 1. Got any gum?...Joe Walsh 2. Did you see the size of that chicken?...Unknown 3. Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!...Will Ferrell 4.And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair...Vince Vaughn -----------

Shattered, Cast Aside, Stripped Of Your Pride... Like You Were Never Nothing Special...
Lord, I Question Whether I've had my fill Lord, I Question whether I can take much more you may laugh as I lay here bleeding no more afters or befores Some day you'll know just how I feel you left me there twice before Some day you'll know just how it feels shattered, cast aside, stripped of your pride like you were never nothing special made to feel like another spoke in the wheel so you say im just another dollar so you say I'm just another day yeah once my blood was strong but now its jaded and its thin unlike you I can still tell right from wrong some day you'll know just how it feels while you left me there twice before some day you'll know just how it feels shattered, cast aside, stripped of your pride like you were never nothing special made to feel like another spoke in the wheel some day you'll know just how it feels while you left me there twice before some day you'll know just how it feels shattered, cast aside, stripped of your pride like you

Mumms
I used to enjoy reading the mumms, voting and commenting, but no longer. They have become the FUBAR version of politically correct, I suspect due to the heavy handed monitoring and the quick firing impulse of any small minded person to report one as inappropriate, which is then believed. Since there is no recourse, no means of appeal, no way to find out just what one's status is, a bland vanilla forum has been created. Too bad. When I first joined the mumms were fun and interesting and often provocative but that is no longer the case. As an example, yesterday there was a sports mumm, some football team or other. All of the comments agreed with the mummer. I think there was only one comment saying that sports mumms were lame. If that isn't a huge change, I don't know what is. I was wondering if others have noticed this as well. Perhaps I have become overly critical.

Permanent Salution To A Temporary Problem!
Solution to Save Gasoline > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the can

Wikis
So, it might come as a surprise that a librarian is just really getting into these, but given their public editorial nature, we tend to shy away from such things. In case you are somewhat uninitiated a wiki is exactly the same as wikipedia, except is is hypper specific to a topic. Basically the experts or in the case of the ones I have frequented lately, the fans of the topic add articles and update the items as they see fit. So far I have browsed heavily the Glenn Beck one -- Glenpedia (obviously), as well Star Wars (Wookiepedia) and Doctor Who (The TARDIS). Does anyone else have any favorites or some you might recommend to alleviate my boredom and expand my mind? If you're interested in looking where I found a bunch try http://www.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Wikia Thanks :):):)

Are You Really A Friend?
Ya know the other night I was feeling really crappy due to yet another problem with my car. (I guess I should have made it a raunchy/sexfilled blog instead) I posted a blog not asking for purchased "hugs" but just a hug in general. A few people off my friends list read it & only ONE commented & offered me a hug. Thanks CherokeeLady for letting me know you feel my frustrations & care. Pip1966 hit me up on yahoo & I want to thank him for that. Everyday we sit at our computer sending out comments of greetings & friendship but yet are you REALLY a friend of anyone on here??? ~*~Lizzy~*~

Foundrymusic Interview: Dino Cazares Of Divine Heresy
We got the chance to fire off some goofiness to DIVINE HERESY's very own Dino Cazares (ex-FEAR FACTORY). Dino was a good sport, and even typed everything in all caps so you don't have to miss a word he says. I was too lazy to retype all of his answers to be nicer on the eyes, so any and all complaints can be directed to the person sitting next to you. Actually, Dino was a really nice guy and not bothered at all by our childish line of questioning. In fact, if you're looking for some new porn genres, he has a pretty nice list for you to choose from (we're guessing from the list he gave us that Dino LOVES to jerk off, and that is A-OK with us). Well, that's all from me, sit back, grab yourself, and enjoy! CLICK DINO's CHUBBY MUG TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

12-04-07
Me and my lady separated this morning. And this is what I wrote. *Shrugs* I feel empty inside right now... And thought I'd end up giving up... But after I wrote this, I guess not. I arise in the morning And a thought crosses my head What if it was only me And the rest of the world was dead? What if I was alone What would I be able to see? Would I want to continue on? Who would I be? Would the flowers smell as sweet Along that dark beaten path? Would the rain still continue to fall? Will storms bring their wrath? Could I be strong enough To blow in the breeze? And would I be strong enough To not fall upon my knees? If that day ever comes Despite everything above I will not fall in spite of it all From this life I truly love.

Mudvayne - Dig
all right mother fuckers its tuesday you've survived to see the next day in the week I'm LD and this is my music video experience today we are goin hard i mean HARD mudvayne starts it out for us from their debut studio album L.D 50 (heh lookie that) which came out in 2000 and The first single released from the album, "Dig", won the MTV2 Award in 2001 so yay for them :D Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Would love to beat the face Of any mother fucker that's thinking they can change me White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold If you're wanting a piece of me I broke the mother fucking mold I'm drowning In your wake Shit rubbed In my face Teething On concrete Gums bleeding Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Struggle in violated space Sell out mother fuckers in the

So Not A Happy Day...
This morning I wake up to information that a friend of mine wants to use another friend of mine to serve a purpose for her. I think it's bs since she doesn't like him anyway. After fuming over that my father decides he wants to do me a solid and give me a ride to work. Imagine my surprise. Then I completely forgot.... he doesn't take the highway. So to further add to my aggrevation I was stuck in the car doing about 25-30 to work with Mr. Road Rage himself. Yeah today sucks so far.

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/4/07;
WARNING; Very fuckin' serious, I just got word that the new "Life 2009 the new and improved version" will be released, the beta shit anyway, Dec 1st 2007! Like, most, beta shit this one is full of shit, viruses, and is a pain in the ass! My advice is wait until version 11, 111, or 1V comes out!

Of Mice And Men
OK, here we go.....confession time. I had a mouse in the house. A pretty, chocolate brown fellow. How I first found out he was living in sin with me? I'd find crumpled up Dove chocolates foil, on top of the stove. He was a chocolate lover like me! I left out peanut butter and cheese....he only wanted the Doves! I was amused at having my first mouse, being a big animal lover and all....but as time went on, he became bolder. He raced across the floor in front of the TV while I was watching it. Cooch, being as arthritic as she is, just whined and gave a small "ruff". Rattling pans in the kitchen cabinet, while I was in the next room! But the straw that broke the back, was one night as I lie reading in bed...didn't he scuttle into my room, and under the bed! A few years ago, squirrels had gotten into the crawl space in my parents home. At first, it didn't bother me. But I was working late hours and would hit the sheets about 8am. Exactly at the time I laid down to get some sleep

Over 50
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't rememb

I Hate Bullshit !
well i guess i should have listened when people told me that being around a certain some one who cause bull shit ! the questions OMG ! Just cause you with some one everyday does NOT mean you are fucking them ! I mean really !!! Or does it ?? Maybe it can be assumed but NOT ! Cant you be friends with some one and be around them and yeah even love them and NOT be fucking them ??? Well, I have proven that is possible ! I am so pissed off at the stupid people in this town who have ASSUMED that ... here's your answer .. NO we are not fucking .. we have not and will not . we are friends .. yeah we are close and all that .. but if i am going to have a friend with benefits it wont be him !

Do You Want Someone For President Who Want Vote 4 English 2 B Our Main Language?
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing!" Edmund Burke 33 Senators Voted Against English as America's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 June 2007,Colonel Harry Riley USA ret. wrote: "Senators, your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those tha t sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America. I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens." "I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States" "Your vote ref lects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical

New Regime
As with most corporate companies mine loves to move all the chiefs around to keep us indians on our toes. The department I work in is very laid back for a call center. I have a great supervisor that is not into micro-managing. Part of the reason I applied for the job is because he moved to that department and I wanted to go with him. Then the other day we get an announcement out of nowhere, that while he is still our direct supervisor, he has a new manager over him AND a new VP. He used to report directly to a different VP. So now this new female manager has moved in the office next to his. Which is directly behind my freaking desk!! So we'll see how much fubar time I get now...this sucks!

Written For Dirtydawgg
We've cried together We've laughed together. Even though we've never met we've always been there for eachother. You mean so much to me. You've kept me from giving up. You sent me your love, let me know that you care. I keep you in my heart, because that is where i keep you close. The distance and the miles in between us make it hard, but always remember I am walking beside you, in mind heart and spirit. Although you can't see me, really I am there. You have helped me to over come the tough times, wiped away my tears even though I can't see you, because of you my friend, I am comforted just knowing that I am not alone that you are always going to be there for me, and remember I will always be there for you. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about you my friend. We've cried together We've laughed together. Nothing will ever change the way I feel about you my friend. I love you and I care about you, and no mile will ever change that. We've

And How Is Your Week Going?
Anyone who has read my other blogs knows that i have been through some adversity in life. This ive grown accustomed to and accept that in life problem-solving is a 24/7/365 job for me. This has usually only extended to my personal life. Professionally I've not dealt with it much having worked up until recently exclusively in health care. Then I took this job. I work for a 50 year old Greek man who owns too much property for his own good. 4 Hotels, 2 gyms and numerous residential rental properties. Guess who manages them all by herself? Dumbass here! I took this job when I came here as manager of the hotel. He pissed off the bookkeeper by calling her a fucking bitch and she quit in April. I AM NOT A BOOKKEEPER! This he is fully aware of but doesnt seem to recognize or give a crap about. He is verbally and mentally abusive, threatening and just all around evil. I've been told to "get out of his fucking face i fucking disgust him." That "i dont fucking care about any

A Marine's Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered f

Do You Know Who You Are?
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? SO MANY TODAY ARE SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS "WHO AM I? "WHY AM I HERE?" "WHERE AM I GOING?" THE BIBLE HAS THE ANSWERS. AND THROUGH FAITH IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WE ALL CAN KNOW WHO WE REALLY ARE AND WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT! ..> ..> THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15) I am united with the Lord(1 Cor. 6:17) I am bought with a price(1 Cor. 6:19-20) I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1) I am a personal witness of Chr ist (Acts 1:8) I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt.5:13-14) I am a member of the body of Christ(1 Cor 12:27) I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2) I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil.3:20) I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31-34) I am a minister of reconciliation for God(2 Cor.5:17-21) I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18) I am seated with Christ in th

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Paltalk Cameras Are Live, New O&a Video, Bob Saget, Jeff Ross, Joe Franci
We're watching the AMY FISHER SEX TAPE... Amy's got a decent boob job, but that Long Island moaning is the worst. Nice tits though... LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Kajagoogoo impression (you know... cuz of the 80's thing). Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our buddies Bob Saget and Jeffrey Ross. We'll also be chatting with GIRLS GONE WILD founder Joe Francis, live from jail. Bob Saget is starring in on Broadway in The Drowsy Chaperone (Get Your Tickets Now!) New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the o

Loss Of A Friend
I am really sorry that I have not been around much this week. I have been having a really rough week. Sunday afternoon they found a friend of mine that lives in my apartment building dead in his apartment. John and I may have had our differences at times but he was always there if I needed someone to talk to. He used to always pick on me and everyone else in the building. When my cat Tigger would get out, he would always say "Tigger jump" just because he knew it irritated me. I was laying in bed last night thinking who is going to say it now? Who is going to say things just to irritate me in the way that only John could? I wish that I had someones shoulder to cry on but sadly I do not. This week is going to be hard as hell for me so if I snap at anyone I am sorry in advance.

Dweeeeeeeeeee Pt Ii
It is now 430am as I write. You know that weird little seizure that sometimes wakes you up right before you go to sleep, that feels like you are falling out of a tree? Primatologists theorize that this seizure is a holdover from when humans were monkeys living in trees, and the seizure happened to make sure that when we monkeys went to sleep that we were safely wedged in the tree so we didnt fall to our deaths. Anyway, sometimes when I get woke up by that little seizure, it makes me alert. Due to the horrrible DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that continues to haunt me, this seizure and a can of diet pepsi, are the only 'sleep' my brain has had tonight. The nurses on the graveyard shift (they hate it when I calll '3rd shift' that lol) have already decided that calling the 24 hour emergency bed repair line should be left to the next shift. This way I can get another hour and a half of the DWEEEEEEEEEE before the bed repairman even knows its broken. This will be in addition to however long that

Dweeeeeeeeeeee Pt I
This is the noise that my bed makes when it thinks there is something wrong with it. Yes, modern technology has blessed us with a bed that has limited intellegence. Unfortunately, much like many humans with limited intellegence, it likes to talk too much. The noise it makes is the very same noise that the cardiac monitor makes as warning for someone who's heart has gone all corpsey (read: DEAD). So apparently this bed has a bit of an ego to it, as if to say that its minorest of malfunctions (which can be caused by something as trivial as my shifting my weight) is equal to a human going 'code' as they say in these places (read: DEAD). I can now, thanks to my bed, show you the spot in your brain, exactly, where the "DWEEEEEEEE" noise rams a railroad spike after prolonged exposure (more than 4 seconds) to said noise. I have been told that my bed would be replaced in 7 to 10 days... this was about 3 weeks ago. So goes it here in this place. Id leave, but right now Im even more afraid of th

Please Read!!!!!!
OK I AM KEEPING THIS SHORT AND SWEET. THE BULL SHIT OF PEOPLE TRYING TO BREAK MY GIRLFRIEND AND I UP NEEDS TO STOP IT HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON ME AND SENT ME TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEART ATTACK IF YOU CARE AT ALL JUST LEAVE IT ALONE. THANK YOU MATT

Magick In My Hands
I just completed my autumn/winter ritual.I blogged yesterday about gathering up acorns and using them to surround a candle (take flat round candle,put in bowl,fill up surrounding space with acorns)..and this morning i used to gathered up fallen leaves in part 2 of the ritual.I just felt that early morning was the best time to do it...the ritual was all about the changing of the seasons and letting go of old past hurt and memories so that new fresh energy and people and things can happen.I put all the fallen leaves in my mini cauldron(a cauldron is a round metal pot,usually on three legs, you can use for all kinds of ritual purposes).I said a prayer to the spirits to guide me into the new year and let the old energy/hurt fall away and give me strenth for what i know will come...then i took the cauldron outside on my porch and burned the leaves inside.The ritual is now complete. I am a witch that keeps all rituals simple.I dont rehearse what i will say to the spirits in my prayers.I f

Non Compliance
Due to the bean counters upsttairs, the food budget was recently slashed. I am told that its still enough money to make tasty, nutricious meals if carefully managed. Well nothing, to my knowledge, is carefullly managed here. I am diabetic, which means I am supposed to watch my carbs. Here, this is ignored and I am regularly given meals that I have no business eating. When I can, I get food from the outside, but this gets expensive, and the only delievery places around are pizza and chinese, neither of which are a whole lot better for a diabetic, but, if you dont eat the crust, pizza works alright. Oddly, this place, which feels its fine to send me a eal such macaroni and cheese with a roll and cake and yet when my friend brings in a subway sandwich on wheat she isnt allowed to bring it to me because its against my diet. Excuse me dietary, I know you believe me to be non-compliaint with my diabetic diet, but I am not. You are.

Storm Downs Aussie Isp Links
WILD storms pounding the north western states of America have wiped out one of Australia's major internet traffic routes to the US. Southern Cross Cable operations vice president, Dean Veverka, has confirmed that hurricane-strength storms and flooding have wiped out the carrier's Oregon cable route and halved its bandwidth between Australian and the US. Southern Cross's customers in Australia include iiNet, Internode and AAPT. The cable had been severed between its Nedonna Beach and Hillsboro facilities, Mr Veverka said. The company has a secondary cable that reaches the US coast via Hawaii and California. The outage has already begun hitting Australian internet providers. Greg Bader , the chief technology officer with Perth-based internet provider iiNet said it had already begun prioritising time-sensitive traffic to manage the outage. "We're certainly operating on less capacity than would be considered ideal at the moment. We're not really seeing it in the call centres at

Godfather List 12/3/07 Updated *new*
*Note* This is not the stickied bulletin, I posted this and noticed the sticky after. This was updated 2 hrs after the sticky. RogerLee ஐ Founder of The Pride ஐ Co-Owner of The Big Bad Wolf ஐ208,000 to go fubar349,000 to go ♥HOT Marina♥Lust goddess♥ *GF to Gary* ♥member to Club F.A.R407,000 to go †ĞǾŦĦĬС ŖŎŞĔ†587,000 to go Punky@ fubar697,000 to go Fre¥a ♥ Evil's Pet ♥ Fu/gf 2 Mydnyte757,000 to go MIZZ SHADY LEADER OF SHADY S*U*P*758,000 to go weldingangel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( READ MY PROFILE )797,000 to go §R Whï ê Kñïgh ♥Blondies r/l hubby♥ ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates

Make Sure To Cover This
Good Morning Rebels..As You know Nichole formerly known as Angel is taking care of making all the family taggs. she is need you to send her the link to the pic you would like used for the family bombing pic. she has created a very nice pic with the family name on it and will get yours done as soon as you get the link to her. Also we still have the cutest couples contest going on please make sure to drop by as much as you can and leave some comments we are very far behind.. bulletins please repost all bulletins pertaining to the family. we need to keep these going. as around see if any of your friends are interested in joining us. we are placing no pressure on anyone we are here to have fun but please show a sign of support. on the family list is all the members of the family stop and make sure you have each one fanned rated and added if not please take the time to do this. We are a family. try to watch out for the status of your family members we are also her to support eac

Why?
WHY... WHY DO SOME MEN HAVE TO LIE AND SAY THINGS THAT THEY KNOW WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL AND BEAUTIFUL ? AND YET THEY ARE JUST WORDS TO HIM BUT TO YOU THEY ARE MORE... AND YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE HE SAID THOSE SAME WORDS TOO. I ASK MYSELF WHY DO THEY TOY WITH EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS LIKE IT IS NOTHING ? IS THEIR ONE MAN OUT THERE THAT CAN PROVE ME WRONG ??

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For December 4,2007 Put aside your own needs for a little while and see if you can just reach out to help friends and family instead. Your energy, while strong, is better used altruistically right now, so polish that halo!

Looking For The Right Girl...
Hi ladies my name is Jon Lewis. I'm single and looking ;) so if u think u might be interested let me tell you about my self. I'm 5'11 180 brown hair and blue eyes. I was born and raised in Hazard, Kentucky. I'm a coal miner soon to be making the big bucks lol. In high school I played football. I workout a lot, I bench 260lbs and squat 400lbs. Well thats all i can think of for now, so if u wanna talk more my yahoo ID is Jonathan_Lewis69, and my myspace url is www.myspace.com/lewisjon Peace out -Jon Lewis-

Numbers Games
So today, I got my first 8 on a rating...and realize most people would be upset since numbers are such a huge part of this game. But the guy rating me is new, probably doesn't get the game (at least, that's what I'm gonna tell myself for now)..and so I won't flame him..but it made me realize how quickly the numbers here take over sometimes.

Woman In Repose
December 4, 2007 @ 4:01 am Woman in Repose Lavender feeling, caressing, Reaching out to love unrequited. Lavender woman hourglass figure Graceful silhouette – subtle in repose, Defiant shoulder straight, erect, Wistful frame wanting to embrace the dance. Lavender woman skin satin silk, Alabaster sheen unblemished clear, Smiling lines border twinkle eyes, Downy hair neck waiting to be nuzzled. Lavender woman voice crisp, clear, Confidant, dynamic, sensitive, loving, Lyrical musings in barely audible sighs, Demonstrative yet plaintive. Lavender woman presence be known, Commanding with leprechaun underpinnings, Woman/child balanced, complex, desirable, A poetic rendering waiting to be read.woman sight serene, Blues eyes speak of moments anticipated, Dreaming of waiting beaus, To be received and swept to the Ball. Lavender woman blonde swept hair framing simple smile, Soft spoken lips awaiting the breath of a kiss, Sensual elegance in moisten lip

I Said A Prayer For You Today
I SAID A PRAYER FOR YOU TODAY AND I KNOW GOD MUST OF HEARD I FELT THE ANSWER IN MY HEART ALTHOUGH HE SPOKE NO WORD I DIDNT ASK FOR WEALTH OR FAME I KNEW YOU WOULDNT MIND I ASKED HIM TO SEND TREASURES OF A FAR MORE LASTING KIND I ASKED THAT HE BE NEAR YOU AT THE START OF EACH NEW DAY TO GRANT YOU HEALTH AND BLESSINGS AND FRIENDS TO SHARE YOUR WAY I ASKED FOR HAPPINESS FOR YOU IN ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL BUT IT WAS FOR HIS LOVING CARE I PRAYED THE MOST OF ALL... Author unknown

Stuff
"Racism knows not the color of the skin but the sound of the mind!"by Hawaiian Pride. "Racism" (the silent wave of hate in the minds of those less fortunate) Those who are educated and do nothing are no better than those who are not! "Lost time is never found" by Ben Franklin "If well spent time is never lost, only used" by Hawaiian Pride The eyes are the key to ones true self and the gateway to ones heart & soul. by Hawaiian Pride Death is O so great the pain is washed away by death, the captured soul is freed by death. Life can only be appreciated after death, the light shines bright the light shines soft, the pain is great the pain is not. Death has set my soul free. The light shines high the light shines low, death has come to free my soul. by Hawaiian Pride. I would like your in put do tell me what you think of this blog

St George Beach House
St George Beach House Hidden amongst the pines sits this charming Island retreat. Discover the privacy and seclusion in this quiet home. Become reacquainted with nature and bring your boat for fishing. Walk or ride your bike to the fantastic shops and restaurants. Venture down the short trail to the ocean. Features/Amenities: * Beach * Beach Community * Boat Launch * Cable TV * Dock * Handicap Provisions * Laundry * Marina * Pavilion/Gazebo * Pets Allowed * Picnic Area * Playground * Security: Lighting, Streetlights St George Beach House, Florida Beach Home, East Pine Ave, St George Island, Florida beach house, beach house for sale, beach home for sale

Please Help
My best friends son was born with Spina bifida and a serious heart defect which has required 6 surgeries to date, leaving huge medical bills for Quincy and Dusty. I know you do not know these people, but it is almost Christmas andThey need the help of all who can help. I know it’s close to Christmas, but it’s also the perfect time to make a difference in someone’s life who really needs it. I am taking an E-collection to help them with their over whelming medical bills at a local benefit on the 15th. Here is more info: http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZXZlbnRzLm15c3BhY2UuY29tL2luZGV4LmNmbT9mdXNlYWN0aW9uPWV2ZW50cy5kZXRhaWwmZXZlbnRJRD0zODk5OTQuNTA5NTI= a pic of the poor baby http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd170/ifiredmyshrink/?action=view¤t=KMReed.jpg if you can send even just a dollar please do, Pay Pal addy is Ifiredmyshrink@aol.com please mark as "for K.M. Reed bennefit. and if you would like, leave a small note of hope for Dusty and Quincy. God Bless St

Vitamins For The Mind By Jim Rohn
Vitamins for the Mind by Jim Rohn Goals/Goal Setting The major reason for setting a goal is for what it makes of you to accomplish it. What it makes of you will always be the far greater value than what you get. When Andrew Carnegie died, they discovered a sheet of paper upon which he had written one of the major goals of his life: to spend the first half of his life accumulating money and to spend the last half of his life giving it all away. And he did! Some people are disturbed by those tough days because all they have is the days. They haven't designed or described or defined the future. Goals. There's no telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. And there's no telling what will happen when you act upon them. We all need lots of powerful long-range goals to help us past the short-term obstacles. The ultimate reason for setting goals is to entice you to become the person it t

Marty Speaking German And Geeks Have Been Sighted!
Good Morning Happy day Elf Verders Day… Ooops that is how it sounds but actually that is good bye in German. (Auf Wiedersehen) Oh well there goes my knowledge of how to say good morning to all… Guten Morgen I think that is also Amish… nary fret I am all over the board right now…due to computer malfunctions and you name it. I did get some answers to my questions from Writer Deb and Vegas Peach but…alas it was a bit over my head…just kidding I was under my desk when I read it…just kidding. Oh Oh..oh I did see the Geek-Squad pass by me on the highway…and all my thoughts of racing them down in the Durango were dashed when I quickly was noticed, them were not in the Turd Mobile. I mean Volkswagen. That is why I was looking for a German saying… now it all comes to light, as I change my light bulb in my head…The Geek Squad normally rides in and drives a Volkswagen Beatle. However, in this episode of the weak minded and totally unashamed to say so (until my computer gets running better that is

My House
Your voice calls to me... Over thousands of miles of distant sea, You become the air that I breathe, I feel your presence and close my eyes, And tilt my head toward topaz skies, I could dim the sun with a mantle of my tears, They puddle behind closed lids to form crystal lakes, But are banked by lonely's pride, Under this golden sky I feel my lover's vow's fall, To tangle in my hair,and I cup my hands to catch them, Out of these heavy stones of agony, I will build a house for me, And every stone where I have bled, A fossilled tear of dusky red, I have not lost this love in vain, For I grow wiser through such pain. A jewel found long ago and within it lies, The growing sparkle of my eyes, How many times must a heart be broken, By words of love so softly spoken, To be battered with daggered lies, Before it learns to become wise

Death Certificate
I WANT TO GET A TOE TAG TATTOOED ON THE BOTTOM OF MY LEFT FOOT. SO WHEN I ROT AWAY NO PAPER WILL BE WASTED. JUST WRITE ALL THE INFO ON MY SOLE. HA SPEAKING OF SOULS THATS ALL WE GOT SINCE YOUR BODY IS JUST A VESSEL. IT ROTS BACK INTO THE EARTH MAGGOTS EATING AWAY AT THE FLESH AND ORGANS. WHAT MUST IT BE LIKE TO BE 6 FEET UNDER THE DIRT. WHEN MY SISTER WAS BURIED IT HURT LIKE FUCKEN HELL TO SEE HER PUT DOWN INTO THE SOIL. I STILL ASK MYSELF WHY WHY WHY . WHY IN THE FUCK DID IT HAVE TO BE HER WHY NOT ME. TAKE MY ASS OUT LET ME BE DONE WITH IT ALL. IT'S ALWAYS THE BEST PEOPLE AT THE WORST TIME. AAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AWAITING MY ARRIVAL. JUST GOTTA PAY MY DUES AND OFF I GO. WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING I HAVE NO FUCKEN IDEA SOMETIMES.

Changes In Pic Rating
Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages.

Just A Note To Whom May Try To Still Other Lounge Names Mine Are Copy Writen
fubar lounge: CLUB OASIS ,,STRIPPER CLUB... OWENER DJANGER & CO,OWNER Jessie,. terms of service, feedback! Copyright © 2007 Social Concepts, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. ... fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50173 fubar lounge: DEVILS PLAY GROUND.... DJANGER, co.OWENER BLONDIE.. discussions. index | create new topic. there are no discussions posted, yet. terms of service, feedback! ... www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50069

In The World But Not Part Of It = "insanity"
There once was a beloved king who whose castle was on a high hill overlooking his shire. He was so popular that the nearby townspeople sent him gifts daily, and his birthday celebration was enjoyed throughout the kingdom. The People loved him for his renowned wisdom, and fair judgments. One day, tragedy struck the town. The water supply was polluted, and every man, woman, and child went insane. Only the king, who had a private spring, was spared. Soon after the tragedy, the mad townspeople began speaking of how the king was acting “strangely” and how his judgments were poor and his wisdom a sham. Many even went so far as to say that the king had gone crazy. His popularity soon vanished. No longer did the people bring him gifts or celebrate his birthday. The lonely king, high on the hill, had no company at all. One day he decided to leave the hill and pay a visit to the town. It was a warm day, and so he drank from the village fountain. That night there was a great celebration.

Chuch Norris
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chu

World Without Tears -lw
If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would heartbeats Know when to stop How would blood know Which body to flow outside of How would bullets find the guns If we lived in a wold without tears How would misery know Which back door to walk through How would trouble know Which mind to live inside of How would sorrow find a home If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones

Is It Real? Or A Dream?
Well, it looks like Cass and i are finally gonna start living together today. I've waited for this day for a while now, but life always threw something in our way. But thanks to desperate thinnking, its looking like it might happen! I cant wait for her to come to me, ilove her so much, and just want to make everything as close to perfect as i can.

No Ordinary Love~for My Baby
I gave you all the love I got I gave you more than I could give I gave you love I gave you all that I have inside And you took my love You took my love Didn't I tell you What I believe Did somebody say that A love like that won't last Didn't I give you All that I've got to give baby I keep crying I keep trying for you There's nothing like you and I baby This is no ordinary love No ordinary Love When you came my way You brightened every day With your sweet smile I keep crying I keep trying for you There's nothing like you and I baby I'm falling

This Is The Most Horriable Thing Ot Happen... I Need Someone To Talk To
Daily Horoscope: Leo For December 4,2007 You're feeling fantastic today and should be able to cheer up almost anyone who looks like they need a lift. You may just want to take the whole day off and enjoy whatever comes your way. well thats a bunch of bullshit! tonight i saw my best friend have a nervous break down cryin cuttiing him self and much more then my dad woke up and started fighting with me and slapped me... so seth being my hero and loving me got in an fight with him my dad hit and was smacked him and pulled a knife on him and blah blah blah... to tired and miserable to think... he is my friend is now downtown wanting to kill himself crying .... im here in oside .... he said things tonight i alway wanted to hear... that he wanted me but he said he had to fix himself he loved me and would fight for me and kill anyone who hurt me... and almost killed my dad! i dont know.... i need to talk to someone please hit me up

All Just For You
I don't want to break your heart I know it's fragile I will hold it in my hands And promise to be gentle I want to be your lover Most of all your best friend I want to be the smile in your heart that never ends I want to be the one to hold you When you want to be held I'll be the one that knows when you need space Time alone to be yourself I want to give you the sun In all it's brightest hues So you could feel it's warmth caress your skin I want to give you all the stars In the clear desert sky For you to wish upon May all your dreams come true *Dedicated to someone who holds the key to my heart, just hope he knows it!*

Drama Free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drama Queen or King? Well u guys say we girls are Drama Queens lol.. and for sure i hate it when i have to be agree with u...but what i figure out, u guys are Drama Kings as well...and some of them doing a pretty good job on it :-P Laying around home, being sick..geezz u getting pretty boring...and u have plany time to think..so i try to think what cause Drama. I am on the point right now, Drama between a couple it cause when they are not honest and lie constantly..well to stop that Drama u should sit down and talk about it.. try to work things out..when its keeps causing Drama then u might need to move on in u re life..well to move on its not always easy, but both sides need to find a way to deal with it..need to face it. Drama between a ex couple its bad too...why does it happen? Well i guess it happen cuz some of these 2 can not let go, or 1 of these 2 people still have some feelings for the other one..maybe they feeling missunderstanding...maybe one think the other one done

What I Miss
I never really had a Steady Father in my childhood till I was 13yrs old and then every year for Christmas I had a Read Christmas. My Dad and Mom sitting up the tree and my Sisters and me decorating it while Mom was in the kitchen making Cookies and, when my youngest Sister was little, coming home from school getting yelled at for eating all the cookies when we didn't, till we did catch baby sissy in the act under the table. Then the week before all of us packing up and going to Kansas City and Hamilton MO to pick up my half Sis and Bro and going to Grandma and Grandpa's for the weekend and all of Dad's side being there to Celebrate (He was the oldest of 9 kids so that was a crowd). The Women in the kitchen cooking enough to feed an Army and Grandma with her homemade baking. Then we all gather up around the tree while Grandpa passes the presents out. The Weekend of New Years we went to my Greatmothers house and Celebrate with all of them about the same way Now my Dad is gone

New Idea On War
New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys alw

Something Special To Me
Wedding Vow for Wiccans.... To the love that I wed, When all is done and said, I vow to you a love that's true, A love that you had, never a clue. To work together is a great thing, That is why I gave you the ring. We work together, one and the same. I never knew love until you came. I want us to stay as one. Until our life on Earth is done. I will cherish you all of my life, Through every good and every strife. Communication shall be our basis. And always, will you be my oasis. The sight of you gives me hope. And together shall we, through life, cope. So mote it be. :by Addon

Poem #3
Darkness 2 It's coming, I can feel it. Darkness consuming every bit. No one is safe, especially not me. Such darkness, no one can see. It grows inside of me. How can this possibly be. I feel that it will break loose. It will never, ever run out of juice. It will destroy all in it's wake. To get in it's path would be a mistake. It will rape and kill all it's prey. In wars, it will get in the frey. Omigod, it will never end. It hides around every bend. Watch out for it's massive power. Soon it will be darks finest hour. :by Addon

Check Out The Newest Chill Spot On Fubar
come check out the first chill lounge in fubar not a bunch of loudness and stupidity a place for adults to relax and have a good time also looking for staff so swing by relax and have fun http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52578

Poem #2
The Darkness Pain runs deep with every tear, Showing me the end is near. Sadness grows and fills my mind. My true love, I cannot find. Darkness growing deep inside, Taking me on a hellish ride. Thoughts of blood inside my head. Wishing fully that I was dead. Blood running from my cuts. People must think that I'm nuts. Extasy in all the pain. Stop me now, I'm going insane. Darkness spreading to my eyes. Head full of so many lies. Falling back onto my bed. Thank the lord, I'm finally dead. :by Addon

Going Down......
mentally pictures you in his room, wearing a sarong and your hair wild and loose, with the sun peeking thru the window, flickering sensual on your warm moist skin taking an icecube between my teeth and slowly runnign it along your neckline, making sure the molten cold water slides down your cleavage slolwy unstrapping the wraps from the silk cloth neatly draped around your soft skin, letting my fingers move along your newly discovered skin in a massaging kinda way, following my hands with my ice cold lips as the ice-cube is almost molten away completely on your hot skin pushing the last tiny bit of ice across your skin upwards along your belly with my damp tongue, glaring upwards to catch a glimpse of your gorgeous eyes, slolwy pushing your backwards on the sofa as my lips brush softly across yours runs one hand gently across your skin, along the insides of your legs, slolwy moving his way upwards, just barely not touching your forbidden juicy fruit sliding down on his knees, spreading

Poetry Of Course!!
One Person One good person in life can make all the bad people disappear. One person can make all the pain seem like a dream. One person can smile and light up an entire room. One person can make the world a better place. One person can give another hope. One person can make a dream come true. One person can give another love. That one person is you. :by Addon

Forsaken Cherry
just to piss the "assholes" off again, I am going to imitate them. remember when they had "Top 5 reasons MySpace Suck"?... well... top 5 reasons FuBar SUCKS 1) Everyone uses fake pics to look like a porno star 2) Fake internet weddings? Enough said 3) The answer to all complaints to admins " No our problem, not getting involved" 4) what is this? a popularity contest? why do I need to get a higher "rank"? 5) Why can't someone promote their pics on another site? Or their own site, Or ANY other site? Scared? They SHOULD BE... We Shall not be forsaken!

Can You Be A Diva?
Divas are women who are past their mothering time and have some serious life experience behind them. Divas do not suffer fools and are never hesitant to forge ahead when no others would.. Divas are secure in who they are and know what they have to offer in this life. Divas are unable to see the world as mundane. Divas see magic in every thought, move, process and moment. They could not look at life differently if they tried. They are able to finds hidden truths in all things. Also, do not get in her way. Divas love children and friends greatly and are capable of glorious romances and loving relationships with spouses or partners. Their friendships are deep and abiding, usually with one or two particularly tight bonds and several additional pals in their realm of influence. They do not require validation of themselves from others to feel good about themselves. Though they do enjoy compliments!!! While their bonds are very close, they are experienced enough to have dealt with death in a

Sweet...
Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy to buy, but sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, hope ends when U stop believing, love ends when U stop caring, friendship ends when U stop sharing.

Thanks Hellcat :) Hellcats Hitlist !! Happy Holidays!!
JUST A REMINDER! DUE TO THE NEW BULLETIN SETTINGS, THIS IS ALWAYS KEPT IN MY BLOG TO REFER TO. PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME AND STOP BY THE BLOG THIS IS KEPT IN AND RATE IT. (RE-RATE IT??) I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! THANKS! CLICK THIS LINK TO GO THERE. IN A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY? HOLDING A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY?? ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME YOUR LINK! TO MAIL ME YOUR CONTEST PAGE LINKS CLICK HERE =^HELLCAT^= ************************************************************************ ************************************************************************ WHAT THE FU IS GOING ON THIS WEEK?? HAVE A LOOK!!! IT'S THE MISTLETOE CONTEST! BUY YOUR CRUSH OR FAVORITE FU A KISS!! CLICK THE COUPON FOR ALL INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO THIS. THIS IS A CONTEST AND WILL END ON DECEMBER 23RD! KISS AWAY!!! THE BIGGEST!! THE BEST!! THE MOST AWESOME GIVEAWAY ON FUBAR! BROUGHT TO YOU BY STEPHANIE LYNN. (y):D DROP IN AND HELP OUT YOUR FRIENDS! I'M SU

Things U Need To Know
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is tempe

Just To Let Yas All Know...
Well Well Well... Life's life.. Its neither overly exciting or dull and drab. We are all healthy.. WoOhOo! My back has been pain free for quite a while (Goes hand in hand with being more active and losing 8kilos, I suppose). Leigh hasn't had anymore teenage-boys-being-teenage-boys accidents, so havent had any trips to the emergency room for broken bones for a while. Kaitys pregnancy is going well. If you don't know, she is having a boy and it will be called Jack (named after my grandfather and our favourite kittens). Matthew is still a very healthy young 8yo, with lots and lots of energy. The Dogs are going good. Ville is now bigger then Arnold, who has taught him so much. Both are fantastic and I couldn't imagine life without them. Frank has a skin condition and has lost patches of fur over his body. For a 17yo fat cat he's doing pretty well though. House wise we are still cramped in our 3 bedroom government housing house, for now, due to finances mainly, I am hoping to m

Dirty Deeds
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Dunno...
I don't know why we all hang on to something we know we're better off letting go...it's like we're scared to lose what we don't even really have...some of us say we'd rather have that something than absolutely nothing..but the truth is: "to have it halfway is harder than not having it at all"...

The Creative Robert Vavra
By glorifiying the horse in his striking images, photographer Robert Vavra has become a legend in his own right Vavra...to legions of horse lovers, the name conjures visions of flowing manes bathed in the glow of a setting sun, of flaring nostrils and fiery eyes, of horses frolicking, leaping, galloping or just standing there. Dignified, in a lovely field of flowers. Robert Vavra and his camera have spent the better part of three decades circling the globe, bringing to life the archetypal horse, the creature of myths and legend. Along the way, Vavra has emerged as an icon in his own right. He is to horses what Annie Leibowitz and Richard Avedon are to the rich and famous. His photographs flatter, cajole, surprise and inspire. Vavra takes horses and turns them into that rarest form of art - the kind that sells in six figures....His books have sold more than 3 million copies - not bad for any photographer, unheard-of for a purveyor of expensive coffee-table volumes amid a re

Baby Its Cold Outside!
brrr brrr brr brrr that is all I have to say! I need someone to come keep me warm! HEHEHE That or move to somewhere warmer! Or I could do both and be good then ;) We got more snow today not a lot just a dusting but still its snow. I went and got my x-mas tree didn't get it put up but hey atleast I got it! I have wednesday off so hopefully it'll get done then.

Why Be Angry?
I am new to Fubar. Yet, since I have been here I keep observing something disturbing that keeps happening. Maybe because I am new I am not understanding the concept, so fellow Fubarians please help a sista out. Now, We all have Cherry's on our pages and they are listed from 1-10. This gives you the power to rate a person or photo as you see fit. YOU HAVE THE POWER! A friend of mine rated a guy a 7. Only because all you could really see was half his face because the other half was blocked by his raised arm. He responded by calling her a Bytch and talking really nasty to her telling her what right does she have to rate anyone a 7. Who did she think she was? This infuriated the Hell outta me. My response was to rate his butt a 1 for his funky attitude. First off, FUBAR GAVE ME THE RIGHT! If everyone were to be condidered a 10 there would be only ONE CHERRY with a 10 on it. I got rated a 1 (and as fine as i am) I did not trip. That was their opinion which was his God given right to

A Path With No End
ripped from my chest i feed the animals a heart i no longer need i wish for it to cease to beat i watch it pulse in my hands blood flowing dripping i feel like i have wings that have been ripped from the joints open wounds never to heal pain rages through me tears that never cease in their endless flow and endless sleep is wish for pain dwells where there should never have been emotion stupidity floods my mind i scream why me what was wrong with me that i receive the vulnerable heart all things squashed with a faltering glimmer of a hope hope is a deceiving creature of the night it stalks and lurks kills things you are ignorant enough to believe in ever swelling darkness never good enough never loved always loving which cannot be had hatred swells for oneself an end must come blood flow to cease a still ever beating heart grasped in and clinched fist grip tightening lungs gasping for air stupidity increases fates cruel games bring light th

What I Did For Love
Kiss today goodbye, The sweetness and the sorrow. Wish me luck, the same to you. But I can't regret What I did for love, what I did for love. Look my eyes are dry. The gift was ours to borrow. It's as if we always knew, And I won't forget what I did for love, What I did for love. Gone, Love is never gone. As we travel on, Love's what we'll remember. Kiss today goodbye, And point me t'ward tomorrow. We did what we had to do. Won't forget, can't regret What I did for Love

Ratings Gone
Has anyone noticed that pics you have previously rated have no rating? such as on a friends or family members pics you KNOW you rated but now its just not there? Please tell me Im not crazy..and if I am...give me some meds.

Death By Abortion
Death By Abortion Abortion is fast, abortion is quick take it out with only one trick shove it inside and scramble around then bury the fetus beneath the ground doctors say: to me this should've been done but this creation will continue to run as long as there's a flare coming off the sun through the darkness i saw the light as i came from the womb giving a fight and through this life, myself i've had to defend and i'll continue fighting until the end

My Life These Days
so i got a new bf we been going out for almost 2 months. but talking for about 1 year and a half. yeah i can pretty much say he makes me happy and actually cares about me and treats me better than any guy has ever treated me and not like a piece of shit. Me and my ex are okay he wants me back but that aint gonna happen he treated me like shit so i dont think so not gonna go through that again. and work is okay just this chick that tried to get with my ex when me and him were together was starting drama and she works at my job. so the bitch goes and has some girl come up to the girl she thought was me and goes " ur gonna get ur ass beat after work" and shes like "why" and the girl was like "cuz u stole my friends bf" and my friend goes "im married and pregnant" ...but yeah long story short..the girl shouldnt have came up to my friend because she didnt even know the fucking truth i mean HOW DUMB. the bitch tried to get with my ex the whole time i was with him.. i mean wtf..and now that m

Condemn Or Be Guilty
I am a bit, ok a lot disappointed in the number of people who seemed blase, or indeifferent, in facy anything but outraged over the nasty mind games played by two adults on a 13 year old girl, resulting in her death. Anyone who read about this, heard the details, and isn't apalled by that supposed grown-ups, parents could do something like that, and then be un any way surprised by the outcome is either lacking in anything resembl maturity, compassion, or too self-involved. Either that, or cruel, stupid, or evil. Their behaviour is unacceptable under any circustances. There are no excuses for it, and no valid way they can claim that they had no idea what their actions could result in. They can never undo the harm they caused, and the only possible action they can take to attone would be to make the most public possible sicere apology, claim full responsibility, and then devote their lives to educating others on why never to act in a like manner. I'm sure many of you think I am

Dealing With Ex's
how do you deal with an ex husband who is seeing someone half his age and still in high school. and knows you can't get a job cause of medical probs and expect you to just deal with it. they say they will help and then turns around and backs out cause all their money go to little young things who don't have even a high school diploma!! but according to the law its all legal so nothing will be done to him. i don't know how to deal with him. everything i know i can't do for a job and what i want to do i can't cause the docs say no. he kicked me out and had divorce papers on the table all with in the same freaking week. so please tell me how to deal with him?? i am 28 yrs old living with my parents, i can't find a job, and he is living in a family estate! so please tell me wtf and how to put up with his crap

Profile
I know I met some good people on here, but I might delete my profile and be done with fubar or take a break from it. I am just getting sick of how some ppl are in here and I really dont need the bullshit. I love those who are my freinds.

Sitv.com
Men are in love with their penises. They place their hand outside their pants and grab it. They stuff their hand inside their pants and scratch it. And we all know they put their hands inside their pants, stroke it, and make sweet love to it. Their fondness for their penises is not surprising. After all, a penis is comprised of almost 4,000 nerve endings that give men the ultimate pleasure they seek. Plus, many others pay homage to the penis. Women talk about penis size regularly. Gay men adore penises to the maximum (you really have to love it to get it up the butt). And the media loves penises so much they’ve given it a variety of names. It’s no wonder men love their Johnson’s. Because men worship there Pecker’s so much, they demand their Pecker’s be treated with adulation. If a man lies on a woman’s bed, she better unzip his pants, pull down his boxer/briefs, and go to town on his Wang. But don’t expect him to travel past your belly button to get closer to your Va-Jay

Burden
My Dear Lady, Oh how the heart yearns to be free of a weight put on by centuries of burden. It screams with its thunderous beats as I walk amongst those I hurt most. Deep within the bowels of the Universe it cries. No one hears the tune it weeps onto deaf ears. It walks through the Shadows of the Moon wanting what it can no longer grasp. The smallest things it misses most are smiles from the lips of those it created. Yet it bleeds but two tears one for each that where torn from its grasp. What day shall it sleep and allow me to pass on into the place I belong. For this time is gone and rebirth is all I have to cherish each morn when I lay to sleep wondering if Fate will visit me before I wake. Yet here I am once again knowing my deeds are yet to be done. So I walk the earth alone searching for those in need. Reach out give me guidance help me find that last soul I shall save so I to may take my rest.

Wanted You To All Know
I just wanted to let all my friends know..just for clarification because of a incident tonight of one of my friends coming and down rating me for thinking i was ignoring him. I leave my fubar on all day and try to change my status message to as what i am doing ie like gone to work ect. If you shout me and i do not answer i am not here. I am very upset that this person did this because even after i explained and apologized he was still rude. I don't want anyone to think that i am rude and ignoring them. I even asked why he didn't private message me and ask me what was going on before the down rate. So please if you have anything to ask me just message me to let me know. Thanks. Lucy

My Admission
< the love of my life celeste died march 17th 2007 at the age of 34. i did all i could do for her the 5 years she was in my life i took the best care of her that i knew how it might not have always been the right thing but i did what she asked me to do and for some of those requests she made of me is why she is gone now i am sorry to her daughter leah and to her mother linda i love you both more then you will ever know.the only thing that makes it not so bad is i did all i could for her and now she needs no more and thats all i ever wanted for her so thats kind of where im at right now trying to deal with my loss and moving on with my life.i love to make people happy so i like people who also like to make me happy in return i am always myself and people will either love it or hate it and im fine with that. im not as angry as i used to be and celeste taught me how to feel and that its ok to cry.she made me a better human being and man hopefully i dont revert back to what i was i dont th

My Life
to much emptyness all around me all inside of me how do you drown in emptyness? fuck i hate feeling like this she took away the one thing that used to make things better(my anger)but it didnt make things better just made me not give a fuck now i give a fuck and it hurts hurts like no pain ive ever felt and ive felt alot of pain in my life but nothing compares to this. i hated life for 27 years then i loved life for 5 years and now the reason i loved life is dead i shouldve done more to make her better and ill never forgive myself for my part but theres alot of shit ill never forgive myself for ive hurt too many women listen to my song its true i will hurt you eventually no matter how much i love you i always seem to hurt people life is hard i lost my gf of 5 years her beautiful daughter leah who i watched grow from a 10 year old child to a beautiful young lady i lost my second mom i lost my life i made her and her family my life for the past 5 years and no i come back to my friends and

White Wind Mist...
I saw you on the field, riding a horse with your hair dancing in the wind, still not exactly sure if you saw me as well or that you just happened to ride into my direction, all I know is that you were smiling wide as your face flustered and your hands reached for the lasso that was wrapped around your saddle. Before I realised what was going on, I felt my arms being strapped to my sides and your leg sweeping mine to the side as you floored me and sat on top of me triumphant. After you pleasured me with a tender kiss you blindfolded me and tied my arms up behind my back, throwing me on the back of your horse and riding off to ... Slowly I'm letting my eyes adjust to the light as I try to figure out where i am, I must have fallen asleep because I can't remember getting from the horse, nor being tied up, but I am.. my arms and legs are spread and my wrists and ankles bound to the what seems to be a kingsize bed. Although i'm tied up and not blindfolded anymore I realise i'm still

10 Signs Of Love
10 Signs u love someone TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

If I Told You
If i told you i needed you. what would you say if i told you i wanted you, what would you say if i told i loved you what would you say if i told you i yearn for your touch? would you hold me if i held you in my arms, and shed one loan tear would you be there to comfort me if i was weak? would you be my strength? if i offered my hand, would you take it? and walk with me? if i told you i loved you would you say...I love you too?

Is There A Real Santa Out There?
This Young little boy is looking for some Christmas Spirit. I am having issues with my finances and I don't think I will be able to buy him anything if I do I may become homeless. I have set up a Christmas Wish List for him if someone out there that was caring and not selfish could use some of their special fubar cash or whatnot that everyone spends. Happy Hours and Blasts and all that other stuff is not important but a CHILD IN NEED SHOULD BE IMPORTANT! Click one of the pics to see his wish list. Just the smallest request from one small little person. Help our future grow!

The Lake Isle Of Innisfree
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree, And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made: Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee; And live alone in the bee-loud glade. And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow, Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings; There midnight's all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow, And evening full of the linnet's wings. I will arise and go now, for always night and day I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore; While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey, I hear it in the deep heart's core. --W.B. Yeats

The Man That Walks Alone
silence called today left a trail in my mind closed the door to it all kept it all inside sometimes at night i hear them call and they're never in good grace watch them all begin to fall watch them all get erased do you love me while I'm here do you heal my broken bones do you wash away my fear when I'm the man that walks alone in the cold I live today dressed in a sinner's skin don't think they'll ever go away as the night closes in ill bet you think that I care about the things you often say inside my mind I scream at you telling you to go away do you love my new skin as the night closes in do you wash away the night and the darkness in my mind do you cast a sinner's stone at the man that walks alone

Those 10 Things In A Man
These are 10 things that I decided that I want in a man . . . These aren’t the only 10 things but these ones are pretty damn important I think. I’m not sure why or where these came to me but well they did . . . So enjoy!!!!!!!! 1. A man who wants to be with me more than he wants to fuck my friends . . . I know damn good and well my friends are gorgeous but that doesn’t mean I want to hear it from you all the time. 2. A man who is going to be open minded enough to listen to anything I have to say . . . I’m not saying you have to agree with me just listen to what I have to say. 3. A man who isn’t going to judge me by my past whether it be things I have done or the things I have not done . . . Realize that my past is mine and not yours and it is what has made me who I am. 4. A man who I can freely be myself with without fear of what he will say or think . . . If I have to pretend to be something that I am not then I am never going to be happy. 5. A man who understan

Cool Stuff
so i have so really cute new stuff on my page and it would make me super happy if my friends would either leave me a voice message or a kiss or a gift or all three anyways i always try to do this stuff for other people. thank you if you do this luv me

Under The Mistletoe
Thanks to PITA BUNNY for this fun holiday game. 1.) Go to the profile of the person who sent this message. 2.) Pick their most KISSABLE pictures and post a comment saying I WOULD KISS YOU UNDER THE MISTLETOE! Remember you can choose more than one. *NOW THE FUN PART* 3.) Resend this message and see how many comments you get!!!

What Do You Do
what do you do When the one thing you want someone to give you is the one thing they refuse to give you? When the answers just wont come? When confusion seems more a part of your life than normalcy? When screaming seems like a typical way to release? When someone you need to listen doesn't? When you love someone so much it causes you more pain than should be bearable? When you really just dont know what to say or do?

Upcoming Dates For Sum Of None Tour
Upcoming Shows Dec 8 2007 -9:00P Nick's Place- Gulfport, Mississippi Dec 22 2007- 10:00P 3 Quarter Time- Metairie, Louisiana Jan 26 2008- 8:00P NEW DAISY THEATER ( MEMPHIS ROCKS FOR LEVI ) MEMPHIS, Tennessee Jan 30 2008- 9:00P Cafe Street Pub- Hammond, Louisiana Feb 1 2008- 9:00P The Bar -Metairie, Louisiana Feb 9 2008 -7:00P The Refuge -Chattanooga, Tennessee Mar 29 2008- 9:00P The Refuge -Chattanooga, Tennessee Check their site for updates ...New dates are posted as we get them

~lessons~
“My Lesson” Emotions so fragile any wrong move could shatter it Endless nights wondering what went wrong A million thoughts running rapid with no end insight Consumed by sadness never knowing when it will stop Wounded so deeply numbness is what’s left The scare that remains will be my reminder Of how it was inflicted on my flawless skin A view for all to see hoping to get a kick from it My star once bright has now become dimmed So much for hopes and dreams they are now shattered In its place comes disappointment and reality This what we call “broken hearted” nothing more

Starbucks
Just had to send this Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discar

Thank You
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE ONE WHO WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. AND TO THE ONES WHO SENT ME A GIFT OR MADE ME SOMETHING. I HOPRE YOU WILL READ CLIMBING, MY NEW POEM JUST SOMTHING I WROTE OUT OF THIN AIR. THANK YOU GUYS VER MUCH AMD MUCHO LUVE YOU ALL

Wtf- Screen Shot's
you ever gotton a profile comment, photo comment, friend request comment or even blog comment. (sorry if I forgot one, feel free to add comment to add it) that just made you go WTF!... Then I want a screen shot! ... you can do a screen shot by hiting CTRL+ALT+DEL keys on your keyboard, if on notebook youl have to also hit the FN/FCN Key. Then open paintshop, paint or other photo editing/art maken program go to file new then paste and save as a png or jpg format and submit it to me in email too davidd80@army.com Subject line - WTF SCREENSHOT body put what you would like caption for photo to be . and I will submit it too my wtf screenshot section to give others laughs :). if your screen shot is trully WTF matieral.. I may reward you with some fubucks or big pimping gift Please allow for a few days to recive the email and upload it and if possible reward you.

Help...
Would all my friends please do me a favor. I have never asked for this but, trust me she deserves it. Could you please comment a friend of mine she is in a contest. She shows love back and is a awesome friend. Much love!!! NuttinButtSexxy

More Gypsy
It is no great problem ill ethnology or anthropology as to how gypsies became fortune-tellers. We may find a very curious illustration of it in the wren. This is apparently as humble, modest, prosaic little fowl as exists, and as far from mystery and wickedness as an old hen. But the ornithologists of the olden time, and the myth-makers, and the gypsies who lurked and lived in the forest, knew better. They saw how this bright-eyed, strange little creature in her elvish way slipped in and out of hollow trees and wood shade into sunlight, and anon was gone, no man knew whither, and so they knew that it was an uncanny creature, and told wonderful tales of its deeds in human form, and to-day it is called by gypsies in Germany, as in England, the witch-bird, or more briefly, chorihani, "the witch." Just so the gypsies themselves, with their glittering Indian eyes, slipping like the wren in and out of the shadow of the Unknown, and anon away and invisible, won for themselves the name which n

How To Masturbate For Women
How do women masturbate? Most women orgasm from stimulation of the clitoris. Many others can only orgasm from vaginal penetration or G-Spot stimulation. Remember, there is no wrong or right way to masturbate, everyone is different and we all respond differently. First, Relax as much as you can. Ensure your privacy; lock your door, turn off the phone, make sure you are alone. Find a comfortable position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the bed or floor. Remove some or all of your clothing; whatever feels right for you. 2. Explore your body. Run your hands along all parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Many women have very sensitive nipples and can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Look at your genitals in a mirror if that is “your thing” -- if you feel shy about that -- that’s okay too. Caress the different parts to see what feels extra good to you. You'll know it when you

See...
see... try to darken my heart with your ill nature you can not cruxify one who doesn't need redemtion. we all die a little when you self destruct. watch the sky turn gray and feel the rain purify who you are inside cleansing your pain i see with out delusion the consquenses of your mistakes forever praying to a deaf mute who only can show you the way but your are blind to his creations step outside yourself and feel human for once youve always had the key to the hearts of many but you choose a path of resistence

Sorry
i just wanted to say im sorry to the one person who knows this is for them. i did not mean to upset you by asking what i have. i just thought if you ask someone out and then ask if they want you. then that means your a couple.and should be known that one is taken. you asked me to take myself from the dating market so i did....why you didnt is all i was asking. i really want you to talk to me.

Why
Can someone please tell me WHY I have ONLY 22 RATES on the contest that I am in, and I have: 95 FRIENDS 178 Fans 103 Fan of ??????????????????????????????????? OK, If I have upset folks, please let me know! This is NOT drama, I can promise you that... it's just a simple question!!! If you have an additional 20 seconds, please rate the photo below. Thank you, ------------------------------------- PS: Just rate the Photo -- NO COMMENTS!!!!

New England Pats.
New England 27, Baltimore 24 Preview - Box Score - Recap By BARRY WILNER, AP Football Writer December 3, 2007 Baltimore Ravens quarterback Kyle Boller, left, talks with coach Brain Billick during the first half of an NFL football game against the New England Patriots, Monday, Dec. 3, 2007, in Baltimore. AP - Dec 3, 10:31 pm EST More Photos BALTIMORE (AP) -- The New England Patriots are still perfect, but looking mighty vulnerable. New England pulled off its greatest escape thus far to become the sixth team in NFL history to start a season with 12 victories. For the second straight week, it was a struggle against a losing team, but the incredibly resourceful Patriots got Tom Brady's 8-yard touchdown pass to Jabar Gaffney with 44 seconds left to beat the Baltimore Ravens 27-24 Monday night. The winning drive in the final minutes covered 73 yards and required two fourth-down conversions, one on a defensive holding penalty 6 seconds before Gaffney beat Dawan Landry in

Water Or Wine ?
This all sounds perfectly logical to me! As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable informat ion: I'm doing it as a public service

Cheer Up...
Tis the season they say. The season for what? Tis the season for love and good cheer. For selfless shopping, for love, for hope, for new beginnings...etc. Again, I have been away for a few days. I'm sorry to all my good friends. I have been having a hard time dealing with the whole accident stuff. Last time I wrong 2 out of the 4 people were dead. Well, the girl that was in a coma with little chances to survive died. The boy (Aaron) is still living, but he has 10 surguries he still has to go through. So far he is holding in there, but there is a lot left yet. Sometimes I think it would have been better for all of them to just die in the accident. The second girl staying alive for a week after the accident gave her parents false hope and to be honest, it probably made it that much harder for her family and friends because they did hope she would pull through...only to be let down. Now, the boy that is still alive, Aaron, has had sooo much surgery on his face he is unrecognizable.

Friends With Benefits
Age:Ethnicity:Location:Height:Weight:Hair Color:Eye Color:Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:Please describe your genital grooming habits:What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x perweek...etc):Please a

Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortableSomething like, your mindI'm stimulated by your kindBecause thought processes excite meDeep and Wet with the waters of critical analytical thinkingFlowing like the rivers of timeCan I gently caress your intellect?With concepts that I have created with mineAs I undress your thoughts with my eyesI know what you want because imagination never liesThe truth is all in your head I know, because soAm IIt's actually better that wayWetter that wayBecause these creative juices never stop flowingAll the while knowingWhat I wanted you gave me a piece of your informationMust be intimidation that has you seemingly nervous must be your first timeSharing your mind

About Me: Marcus Lacroix
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:PaulBirthday:04/30/1981Birthplace:ChicagoCurrent Location:ChicagoEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'9Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:Umm I got Indian in my family..LOLThe Shoes You Wore Today:EckoYour Weakness:KindnessYour Fears:FailueYour Perfect Pizza:SupremeGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Break 6 figuersYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

~married Again~
Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBA

How To Install Love........
A call comes through on the customer service line. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE w

Your Social Security
Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what .and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat of Republican. Facts are Facts!!! Our Social Security Franklin Roosevelt , a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: 1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary, 2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program, 3.) That the money the participants elected to put Into the Program would be deductible from Their income for tax purposes each year, 4.) That the money the participants put into the Independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would Only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no ot

An Angels Kiss (nola's Poem)
An Angels Kiss By J. S. Monti The daily thoughts of mortal man, Ne’er stray toil till days end. When nights dark cloak a solemn veil. Leads to dreams of failures tale. In this deep and restless night, Nightmares come in wingless flight. A vision seen in black and white. Hovers o’er this head tonight. Flowing robes and open hand, Beckons nearer to her stand. To look into her soul-less eyes, Facing truth? Or countless lies. A swirling sea of smoky mist, Surrounds the earth neath clenching fist. In icy columns chilling blood. Tears I weep in torrent flood. Then burst upon this dreary scene, An Angel sent my soul redeem. In blinding color standing there, Eyes of blue and red of hair. Dressed in flowing gown of white, Stark contrast to this endless night. Eyes of comfort, warmth, and love. Sent to me from God above. And in those lovely eyes so blue, Speaks to me of love so true. Her arms around me safely tight. Gets me through another night.

Mozilla Firefox
FOR THOSE THAT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH USING INTERNET EXPLORER ON FUBAR, GO DOWNLOAD FIREFOX, IT WORKS VERY WELL WITH THE WHOLE SITE, INCLUDING THE MUSIC PLAYERS IN THE LOUNGES. HERE'S THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD........ http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

Fill It Out People
Seven Things you want from me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Six things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you DON'T like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three of my best features 1. 2. 3. Two words that describe me 1. 2. One question for me (ask away, I will answer honestly) 1. - - - - - - YES or N0-- - - - - - Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : sexy?: Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto?: Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature?: Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott ?: Exotic?: Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : - - - - - - iF Y0U C0ULD - - - - - - - Give me a new name, what would it be ?: Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?: Date me, would you?: Do one thing with me, it would be ?: Drop me one piece

Sophia Ramos: Serpentine Singer - By Michelle Shocked
What's amazing about Sophia Ramos is that she has this wonderful background of gospel and R&B styles, but she also likes to just kick ass, because she's a rock 'n' roll baby first and foremost. But I remember her being told by record-company executives, "You should play the music of your people." It was that blunt--because she's Puerto Rican, they didn't think she should play rock 'n' roll. And I was so impressed that instead of being discouraged by them, she had a vision for herself and the kind of music that was true to her heart, which I feel is expressed very well in her band, Sophia's Toy. She didn't stereotype herself even though others tried to. I think Sophia is a poster child for what I call the new omni-American, someone who truly represents American culture. I'm not really a fan of the idea of multiculturalism, but I feel like she's got so much at her fingertips. She offers a real new perspective on the way race figures into pop music today because she has all the cultural r

Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t

Refferals- Admins Read, (everyone Vote On This So They See It)
Refferals , Something has to be done. I think for refferals should give partial credit untill after the refferals that join achive level 5 then reward full credit for them. also it would be nice if it is a requirement to upload photo before being able to join the website. I ask this because im geting tired of geting refferals and no photos being uploaded. I understand that alot of people hateing on me because of that issue right there, I some how am supposed to magicly control people who join site from my url and make sure that there going to use the website alot and upload a photo. Alot of people hate on me because of my high refferal count. I am sorry that I like shareing something so wonderfull, don't know how to get refferals? read my blog its very decriptive and is how I do it. I work my but off to get the refferals and I don't think it is right that I am being asked to make sure they upload photos and use the site if there going to join the site. That really seems unf

Www.urbanbombshells.com
Yeah So Dec. 1st I Did Some Shoots With A Few Photographerz That Are Makin A Site Like SG (Suicide Girls/suicidegirls.com) There Called UrbanBombShells.com (Sites Not Up There Still Building It) But They Are More Better I Would Say They Have Different Varieties Of Styles Like Fully Clothed, Impaled )How Ever U Spell It)Nude (Witch Means Half Nude In Some Areas And Wearing Clothes In Other Areas..Blah), And Fully Nude But Yeah Alot Of Girls Showed Up, Im Guessing 25 Where Pretty Much The Origanle (how Ever U Spell It) Ones, I Did About 4 Shoots 2 By Myself (One Impled Nude/Other Fully Clothed)1 With 2 Other Girls Was Hot And 1 With Me And Another Chick Witch Was Hot Too Haha...But Yeah They Where Video Tapeing Us..I Guess For Like Behind The Seens Or Whatever, But Yeah Haha I Got to See Lotta Naked Women, Cartmins Voice: Sweet.. Ha Any Ways Hopeflly This Fuckin Site Last, And Goes Well. AND U PEOPLE BETTER SIGNE UP ull see me work the pole no kidding but with clothes on haha...Once

On Turning 30
well tommorrow at 1221 I will offically be the big 30. looking back I know I have made mistakes and I have made good choices. my beautiful kids, my loving husband, all my family and friends. not forgetting all my great guy friends. Lars, JAred, JOsh, and so many more you all have been so awesome, you have kept my moral high when life was sucking so majorly. So looking back i might change one or two things but over all I think I will be looking foward to the next 30 years. At 30 you start to think I need to calm down a bit and maybe not drink as much as I did in my early 20's but hell this redneck woman aint quiet ready to give up her jack black or her everclear. So turning 30 hell its just the new 20, lol although my kids are getting taller ( one taller than me) and they are getting more independent and dont need mommay as much I still hope that after everything I am still needed and wanted. So yeah the Oklahoma dixie redneck is turning 30 .

Muscle Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Men!
MEN! They are so damn confusing they say one thing and do another. I have 3 important men in my life, no i am not dating 2 of them or anything like that, but they do mean alot to me. the funny thing is only one of them knows how i feel, the other 2 are completely clueless and i kinda wanna keep it that way. Butt damn if they say something the need to mean it and it is driving me insain being bounced around like that.

Kissable
1036723 - Sonny - 20 You've been given a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 20 times.

A Political Funny
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. * *One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.* *"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"* *For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"* *Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."* *Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."*

Do You Really Know Me?
Do you know me? I am a mother, a sister, a daughter, a military wife, a friend, a closet freak, and a women who is addicted to pain, tattoos, cars and just the thought of a man touching her. Now, I wasnt always this way. At one time around 5 years ago I was a nieve single mom who met a man who was like a God to me. People looked up to him and came to him when they need someone to clean up their messes or go after someone who was threating them. I looked up to this man, he was everything that I had ever wanted in a man. At least thats what I thought! After 7 months of nights not knowing where hes been and weird messages from other women I found out the truth about him. He wasnt out saving people, he was out fucking people. Ok, im ok with this. As long as he comes home, i'll keep working and he doesnt have to work and as long as I keep doing what he wants then he will stick around. About 2 months after that was when he first hit me. I came home one night early and found him in

The Darkness
The darkness presses in on me from all around. Insided and out. My true enemy, seeking my my surrender or destruction. Relentless, merciless, cruel, and resourceful, everything can be used as a weapon to hurt me. I can never win, only survive. If I lose, I lose everything. No score is kept, and most will never know this battle rages, or how critical it is I never give up. The darkness is everywher, it hides in plain site, though shows itself to me to try and strip me of hope. I see it even if my eyes are closed, as it is filled me with images the will never fade. It speaks in millions of voices, creams in madness, and rage. Whispers lies, and violates the meaning of every word. It's goal is to consume the light, and light is the only defense against it. I am weary, yet still burm, dim, but still flickr, and at times find the strength to blaze like the sun. I know there are other lights struggling against the darkness, they give me hope, and mourn the loss each ti

The Semester Is Coming To An End.
I decided to go back to college late in life. It has been a long hard road. I have finals this week, I am so excited, but at the same time a little sad. I am almost 30 and have never really felt like i accomplished anything in my life. Now that I actually made it through my first semester in college I am excited. I am sad because I will be going to the adult education program, so I will not be able to see some of the friends that I met. School has been hard but it has been the best time of my life and the best decision so far.

Alot On My Mind
There's just alot on my mind that i dont know where to begin.. i actually dont even wanna say anythin on here being that this site is more public than myspace... myspace is fuckin pissing me off though.. i wrote 2 different blogs and neither one of them posted....im frustrated because bloggin helps me get my thoughts out in the open but i cant even do that.. fuckin sucks. work is bothering me.. im so bored there.. and i think im gonna start lookin for another job. I just cant take it anymore.. when there are no customers there's literally nothing to do. It's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ughhhh i just cant say what i wanna say on here so whats the fuckin use... im frustrated.. can't sleep.... i just need to talk to someone i guess.. either that or get my ass to fuckin sleep!

Shop At Sears
Subject: Sears - Christmas shopping has already started I know I needed this reminder since Sears isn't always my first choice. Amazing when you think of how long the war has lasted and they haven't withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up. Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. P

To Our Military Members During Christmas!! God Bless You All!!!!
A different type of Christmas poem: The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary an

Warning~this Is Serious
WARNING This person has many profiles. This person told me personally that the first two sets of photos are of his cousin. The last row is of him. Names used: Ron Hurst-Cedar Rapids, IA Chase Lee Love-Cedar Rapids, IA He also uses various ages. There could be more! Profiles known: FUBAR: your_super_man #1322109 MYSPACE: chase1442 Yahoo IM: MasterBlueEyes Email: chase6977@yahoo.com Email: male_boxer71@yahoo.com

10 Things Losers Do On My Space
10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE One: there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You don't know half of them. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE: Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard. > FIVE: Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? Appearently they don't want you on there. ITS MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. SIX: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want

Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Without You
I am thinking about you Even in my dreams you are there in my soul it won't let you out of my mind There is nothing that is going to stop it until i am with you feeling your touch feeling your kisses Wanting to feel your warm breath touching my skin as you hold me as night There will be nothing in my life worth fighting for until I am with you You are the sun in my hair the wind in my face the air that i breath You are the one that means everything ot me and my life won't be complete until i am with Holding you close to me feeling the love that both of us so much need from eachother Wakin up next to you and having you smile at me as you kiss me that sweet morning kiss There is only one thing that i want one thing i need that is to be with you

Many Thanks
HEY ALL ! I'M BACK BUT STILL NOT GOING TO BE ON THAT MUCH FOR SIMPLE FACT I STILL HAVE ALOT OF UNPACKING TO DO(BLAHS) LOL ...PLUS STILL GOTTA BE MOMMY AND WORK ON TOP OF IT ALL.BUT I WANNA THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LUV,COMMENTS,REQUESTS,FANNING,MESSAGES,AND GIFTS. MUAHHHHHZ XOXOOX Y'ALL THE BEST !♥ BOSS

Funny Ass Shit
bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated > conversation. > > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is > galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: > > "Emma come first. > Den I come. > Den two asses come together. > I come once-a-more! > Two asses, they come together again. > I come again and pee twice. > Then I come one lasta time." > > The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," > she > retorted indignantly. > "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex > lives." > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. > > "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' > Mississippi '." > > $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

No Aisle
okay my pretty night wedding at the place where my sweetie and i meet has become a VERY cheap ordeal. no, it's not a JP ordeal, but at the moment it might as well be. there'll be no dancing, no really big celebration . . .no pretty dress. . .no being the day's shinning star. i will be just another person, someone who will go basically unnoticed on what SHOULD be my big day. My SISTER will be prettier and better dressed ON MY WEDDING DAY than I will be. because we are SOOO BROKE and the economy sucks so we're having toubles getting new jobs. it feels like i'll be forgotten on my own wedding day because i'll not be special enough or pretty enough. no special dress for me . . .no aisle for me to walk down towards to my love. i know i sound like a drama queen, but it's like getting my dreams flushed down the toilet and fate laughing at me for wanting ONE SINGLE day to be special. hell my future step daughter will look prettier than me thanks to the capabilities of her grandmother.

If Your Married Read This
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

The 10 Marriage Commandments
10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Commandment 1 : Marriages are made in heaven, but so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 : If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 : Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4 : Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. Commandment 5 : When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is! Commandment 6 : Marriage is when a man and woman become as one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7 : Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep befo

It's Ladies Night , Big Pimpin Style-check It Out !
Tonight is LADIES NIGHT ! Tonight it's all about the ladies, so drop in on these ladies and show them some love And fellas remember a Womans Worth, please be respectful when showing them love Ladies if you want in on this, let me know and I'll add you These ladies are SMOKIN HOTT !! ««¤MÍ§§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»~ Rate / Fan & Add me...While you're here sign my guest book@ fubar This public service announcement was brought to you by Miss_Behavin25 I'm Miss_Behavin and I approve this message ! Cynde@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar WildChild@ fubar ♥EYECANDY♥~FU Wifey To Subh3rbanSmok3r~@ fubar *~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*/** FU Fiance 2 Fire/Medic**@ fubar **~KITTY~**@ fubar

Funny Shit
Only in America Body: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara wi

Back From Tx
I just got back from TX. I was visiting a really good friend of mine from high school. My girlfriend and i drove out there with the baby and had a blast! I made it home safe and sound. The baby did very well on that long as drive.

Check This Out.
I guess that I am in this comp. that's going on, so if you can, please read this blog link that I and posting below and do it if you want. I think it would be cool to win something. :D Please help me out. :D http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 That is the link. Just go there, transfer money, and give my user number and ArcAngel and she'll do the rest. Thank you.

Loving Letters Of Passion
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 year old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight ' When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table: To My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Mitchell, one o

Wishing Again
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.

I Wish
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.

Missing You
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

The Reason For Christmas
> The month before Christmas > > Twas the month before Christmas > When all through our land, > Not a Christian was praying > Nor taking a stand. > > Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, > The reason for Christmas - no one could say. > The children were told by their schools not to sing, > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. > > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say > December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash,checks and credit > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! > > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod , > Something was changing, something quite odd! > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. > > But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears > You won'

A Song
I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND I FIND IT HARD TO STAY IN CONTROL WHEN I WHISPER THESE WORDS IN YOUR EAR AS WE DREAM LATE INTO THE NIGHT I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER MY BAB

Best Christmas
Rick had arrived home Christmas eve night..he had to work the long arduous hours at theshop for the main reason he was taking over...His boss said it was time for him to retire and hand the biz of car remodelling to a younger man who can handle the work loads and do the paper work. There were 2 others who were to be chosen that night but Rick got it, because he had installed the computer and software, and re did the books so they would be understandable and actually saved the shop from bankruptcy. He opened the door, and all he could see were candles with lil notes by them...he went up to the first one after removing his coat and cap...and placecx them on the hooks...he read it... "Love, please play this game...giggles....go to the next card and follow the instructions....so he did..it led him to the kitchen where he sa a candle...a bottle of champagne, and another card...he read it, take the bottle of champagne and 2 glasses up stiars..follow the rose petals to the bathroom...signed

Soulmates
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t

Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.

Sleep
Close your eyes and come to me, Drift into the dark, Search for something meaningful, Ignite that fatal spark. Steal my breath away from me, Crawl into my veins, Take me from this waking world, Free me from these chains. Lay within the dreaming world, Whisper in my ear, Tell me what you crave from me, Wipe away all fear. Sleep my love and come to me, Kiss the world good-bye, Fall into my waiting arms, We'll spread our wings to fly. One day when you just let go, A dream won't be required, To find me waiting by your side, Like always you've desired.

More Poetry
Waiting for you, The stars are in the sky tonight; The moon is bright and clear, And things would be so wonderful, If only you were near. I know we have to be apart, I guess it has to be, That I can not be with you, And you can not be with me. There will be a time for everything, I'll return to you one day, Then I will be in your arms, I'll kiss your loving lips. And all of me, and all of my love, This much is true, It's waiting here patiently, Just for you.

Truth
If i look in my heart If I look in my soul if i look in my mind theres only one goal every thought that goes through my mind all the blood pumping through my heart all the tears cried by my eyes tell me we should never be apart every second of everyday and all the time in between I feel within my heart that on m, you can always lean you are the one person that makes me feels this way you are the only one who i think of night and day no one else can make me hurt no one else can make me smile the way you can yet I love you all the while I love to see your face or the sparkle of your eyes or wipe the tears you cry just know that forever I'm willing to be apart of every remaining second of your life In hope you'll hold me within your heart Ive never felt such power this is within this urge this urge to tell youll love you and to see what will emerge on day can we try to make it together again? one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the

My Love For Cherity Marie Henderson
ok this blog is to let cherity and everyone reading this why i love and how i feel about her well how i feel about her is hard to put into words its like the first day of high school when you have to stand up infront of the class and introduse yourself you get swetty and butterflys in your stomac but see with her she makes me wanna climb on a roof top with a maga phone and tell the world that i love her theres really no words to discribe it.and why i love her. well i rember the first thing she said to me "hottie alert" lol well ive never had someone say that to me till then lol so it was diffrent i love her cuz she makes me feel like ive never felt before witch is happy i mean yeah ive had a few smiles here and there but thats not happy happy is when you cant stop smileing when you smile so much your face hurts and you get all giggaly like when you were a kid well thats the best i can put into words well i love you cherity till you find my tears in the ocean lol

Midnight
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag

My Pregp
Well.... I already had my lil girl McKalya she will b 1 1/2 the day after Christmas.... Well we found out I was pregnant again... except this time not so good... I found out I was pregnant when I was 5 weeks n 4 days... Well when I ended up bein 6 weeks n a day... I get told the blood work i had done went from 1000 n somethin all the way down to 500.. so I ended up havin a miscarriage... Well thats all imma say for now toodles ya'll LOVE ME ALWAYS, *~* TONYA *~*

Unattainable Love
First meeting, within an instant You have me, I'm yours. Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters, But you wear your mask so well. Time passes with more glances. Leaving me to fall helplessly, Hoping you will catch me with your arms. But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded. My heart is finally consumed by you, Given freely by my choice. Anxiously I await to hear your voice, But your silence echoes within my soul. Broken now as the moments linger, Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought. Why must I always fall for the statuesque? For that unattainable love.

Hey Guys...
Just wanted to drop a quick FYI before I head off to sleep... I haven't been on in a number of days due to my teenage sister going into the hospital late last week. I've been pretty much at the hospital with her as I thought it was better for my OLDER parents to be at home at night taking care of my 3 year old sister. So I'm happy to say that my sister came home from the hospital this evening and things are looking good. So for those of you that I haven't gotten back to recently I'm sorry but now you know why...if I still haven't gotten back to you I do apologize but I will get back to you when I'm not so tired...damn but hospital couches SUCK!! Anyway...hope everyone's week is going well...mmmmuuuaaaazzz!! ~t P.S. Oh yeah...I'm FRICKIN excited that Pettitte is coming back!! WOOOOFRIGGINHOOOO!!! K now I'm really off to bed...gnight :)

Tears Of The Moon
When I'm alone in the night and the moon sheds its tears, I know my world would come right, if only you were here. Without you, my love is empty of all but the memories it keeps, You, only you, stay inside me in the night while the moon weeps.