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Watching
i just watched a movie called blad its an awsume movie but what i like about it is the swords that he weilds its better then a gun u fight with houner and knowladge, when u fight with a sword ur fighting for houner ur fighting for the truth ur fighting for freedom ur fighting for love ur fighting for all kinds of things and mainly to stay alive to me i rather die by a sword then by a gun, a gun is one shot one kill but at least with a sword u have a fighting chance to prove ur self to stay alive, and i like the way the sameri fought in those days the swords was made with houner and such feelings and u had to know how to weild one to use one, there long smooth and not always easy to use but at least u dies by the sword not by a gun that people use every day, some use it to kill for no reasone or over drugs even childreans lifes have been taken over stupied shit like that, so ya i like swords better at least, to some this may be dumb but if u really think of it what would u rather, b

New Drive Thru
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n 'roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell'

It Does Not End
Ken Schram: Scrambling for answers Officials at Sea-Tac Airport are scrambling to find out why it happened. Congressman Norm Dicks is working to see that it never happens again. My commentary on how TSA screeners handled two Fort Lewis soldiers escorting the body of a combat colleague home for burial has outraged a lot of people. Brief recap: Escorted to the tarmac where an honor guard waited, the soldiers stood at attention as the casket was placed on the plane. A uniformed police officer then accompanied them to the screening area where their combat medals and ribbons helped set off the metal detectors. They showed their military ID. The police officer showed his ID. Told to put down the American flag they were carrying, a TSA screener then had the soldiers strip to their tee shirts, pants and socks in full view of everyone in line. More than anything else, it was that public spectacle and the soldier's humiliation that I find most disturbing, most disres

Losing Another Friend
Speaking with my Love (Glenn) this evening, I found out a man I had befriended that was away on a ship was mugged when he went to port in California. His name was Christopher and he was a real good friend. I am in complete shock. He was mugged and shot last week. He was 35 Years old and a Ship Designer. During my year on Fubar I have lost people I really have loved in one way or another. This makes me understand that life is so precious. One day at a time I realize I am truley blessed to have the people in my life that I do. Never take anyone for granted. Never wish that the last discussion you had with someone might be the last one you ever had. My heart feels loss for this wonderful friend. Keep his family in your prayers. Rest in Peace my Dear Friend Christopher. You will be missed. Forever in my Heart...with my Love. ~D~

Contests!
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Back At The Start
I swear im getting back where i started.... the shy quiet girl who doesn't talk to anybody. I'm afraid to get close to anyone anymore. im afraid to get attached to someone and get hurt in the end. because it has happened so many times. i know im only 19 and this is just the beginning but. I dunno if i should let my guard down or build a bigger wall.. and hardly trust anyone or be more hesitent to meet people. sometimes i swear i just wanna be in my own lil bubble ... hardly anyone understands me anymore. my friends don't know a whole lot about me. i've got so many secrets im bout bleeding out my ears from it. and People don't understand how sensitive i can be when it comes to my feelings and stuff. i might look tough and all... which i don't think i am.. but other people do. but damn I would call myself a baby sometimes. I still think about my past so much it drives me nuts... i regret so much .. but gesh u can't go back and change it. I worry so much about the future cuz i don't have

Miss Speaks
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dini

Layered Dinner
Ingredients * 6 potatoes -- sliced * 1 large onion -- sliced * 2 carrots -- sliced * 1 green pepper -- sliced * 1 zucchini -- sliced * 1 cup corn, frozen or fresh * 1 cup peas, frozen or fresh * ----------Optional Vegetables---------- * mushrooms * broccoli * green beans * ----------Sauce---------- * 2 1/2 cups tomato sauce * 1/4 cup tamari, low-sodium * 1 tsp thyme -- ground * 1 tsp dry mustard * 1 tsp basil * 2 tsp chili powder * 1/2 tsp cinnamon * 1/8 tsp sage * 2 Tbsp parsley flakes Directions 1. Layer vegetables in large casserole in order given. 2. Mix together ingredients for sauce and pour over vegetables. 3. Cook six hours at high or 12 at low

Someone Saw It!
Someone I know, saw something that I try very hard to mask! He saw the pain that is in my eyes! i don't know how I feel about that. I try very hard to hide it, and he saw right through that veil. It scares me to think that someone can see my pain, but I don't think I want to hide it from him! And that scares me more than the fact that he saw it in the first place! I think that maybe it will be okay for this one time, to let someone in! Maybe. I just hope that in the end, it doesn't back fire like in the past!

Nite All >keep Warm Fire S Burning And Love >>
Let love fill this earth and hate not destroy it all > may we all give thanks to what we have and for all were blessed with . May we wake to a new day a dawn. and may the past settle into great memories not bitter ones.My we hve no regrets and learn from out of out bitternes when it is with in us . make it cultivate to sweet savory taste that we will for ever have on our breaths.. ..Hugs all night now .. happy holiday 2 all. God bless each evey one . Diana.

Tg Admirers?
Starr@ fubar It's amazing that all of the guys perusing the supposed female sites on this network don't pay close enough attention to detail or they don't care ... or they know I'm en femme and they really want to care. Can't quite figure them out, but for whatever reasons ... they're TG admirers! TG means transgender, for those of you who aren't into acronyms. That means I'm a chick with a [rhymes with chick] Oh! No! Well ... can't accept that? Don't ask to add then. You won't hurt my feelings. And no, I don't give lip service so don't ask. Hugs, Cherie

Romantic Chocolate Dinner For Two By The Moonlight
Ingredients * Seared Pork Tenderloin with Cocoa Spice Rub * 1 tablespoon whole white peppercorns * 1 tablespoon whole coriander * 4 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon * 2 teaspoons ground nutmeg * 1 teaspoon ground cloves * 3 1/2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 4 tablespoons sea salt, preferably gray * 2 (2-pound) boneless pork tenderloins * 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil * Preheat oven to 400 degrees. * In a medium saucepan over medium heat, toast white peppercorns and coriander seeds until they begin to pop. Remove from heat and grind to fine powder in a spice mill or coffee grinder. Mix the ground pepper and coriander with remaining spices, cocoa and salt. * Trim the pork tenderloins of fat and silver skin. Rub with a generous amount of the cocoa spice rub. Heat the olive oil in a large sauté pan over medium high heat until hot but not smoking. Sear each tenderloin on all sides until a rich brown color, about 2 mi

Easy Hobo Dinner
Ingredients * 4 medium potatoes, washed * 1 lb baby carrots * 1 small onion * 4 hamburger patties * Olive oil * Butter or margarine * Seasoning salt. * Pepper * 8Tbsp. water or beef broth Directions 1. Cut four large pieces of foil, large enough to wrap and seal each individual dinner. 2. Place hamburger patty in center of foil and sprinkle with seasoning salt and pepper. 3. Peel potatoes if desired, place one potato, cut into 8 pieces, ¼ of baby carrots, ¼ of onion on top of each patty. 4. Spritz with olive oil. Dot veggies with margarine or butter as desired. 5. Sprinkle with seasoning salt and pepper to desired taste. 6. As each meal is being wrapped, add one Tbsp of water or beef broth. Seal. 7. Bake on medium-hot grill or in camp fire for up to 1 hour. (Check after 30 minutes for desired tenderness.) 8. Remove from heat and allow to stand for 5 minutes before serving. 9. Can be eaten right ou

In A Contest??? Lol
Well Im in a contest, for Fubars Hottest Bi chick, or somethin like that... well Tennesse Tiger is hosting it and I would love to win it, so if ya would, go by and rate and comment it for me please??? Thanks to everyone who already has :) and much love to those who will!!! :D :D :D here is the link ♥ love yall!!! *muahzzzz* Lexi

Confusions Solution
Confusions Solution Oh Yea, I kinda like the Way you've Touched Me , Mystic Minions That Refuse to be seen.... Obscure in the Way your Affraid to Work it, Blasting Your Way Thru Infinity.... Shaking your Head to Clear Out the Cobwebs, Frozen Memories are in Your Heart- Pitch Black... By the Way I know that You are Shure to Oppress Me, Have a lil Taste of My Insanity... Glide in the Water of Life as it Surrounds Me, Watch a vision in My Terrible Dream.... Scream in the Darkness While there is None to Hear it, Now Youve Begun to Understand the Creed..... Domination is Noble as is Forgivness, Excepting Sometimes Even a Sheep will lead... Frostbite Conforms to the Body that Weilds it, Even a Fool comes in from the Rain.... Beware the Words As You Refuse to hear it, An Open Mind Is Free to the Thief.... If You See This as No Contribution, Confusions the Solution to A Question Youve Yet to Concieve By Sa

I Have To Have Some Ideas...
I just received this email... Dear NIKE iD Customer, We are sorry, due to material inventory issues we are unable to process your order for the Nike Pro Vent Tight (L/S) iD - Multisport, Black/Medium Grey, XXXL Your order has been cancelled and your credit card has been refunded. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. This email message has been automatically generated. Replies are not monitored. For questions regarding your NIKE iD order please call 866-633-6453. This was supposed to part of my Sons Christmas... Now I need help from you guys on ideas to what to replace it with for a 16 year boy... Please help me...

Untitled 7
Untitled 11-30-07 By: Travis Smith Sitting alone in the dark Searching for the spark To light up my life Possibly to even get me a wife Surrounded in fear and doubt Apparently in the end it all works out Soul searching and truth Man, it all went poof So my story began as it end With you gone like dust in the wind

One Pan Chicken Dinner
Ingredients * 1 31/2-4 lb. chicken,quartered,rinsed and patted dry. * 21/2T extra-virgin olive oil * salt and pepper * 5 yellow fleshed potatoes , such as yukon gold,each cut into 4 wedges. * 4 thin carrots,peeled and cut into 2" lengths * 4 thin parsnips,peeled and cut into 2" lengths * 10 thyme sprigs Directions 1. Position rack in upper third of oven and preheat to 425. Place chicken in lg. roasting pan,rub with1/2T olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Roast for 10 mins. 2. Meanwhile,in lg bowl,toss potatoes,carrot and parsnips with remainin 2 T oil and season with salt and pepper. 3. Place vegetables around the chicken and scatter 8 thyme sprigs on top. Roast until vegetables are tender and chicken juices run clear when leg is pricked,about 40 mins. Pick the leaves from remaining 2 sprigs of thyme and scatter on top.

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Feel free to email Your answers to me instead of posting them

Flames Of Deep Blue
Flames of Deep Blue She had Burned me Again, I forsaw its Comming; Silent Dreams to withdrawl, all Her schemes stopped me from Running ; I came willing to the Slaughter, and I revel in the flames that burn blue in my conscious... And all is not Lost For only Words Burned in the Sarcoffagus ; Not going to Cry in the Night, As with the Blue Flames of befor; Yet alone I await for no-one to wrap upon my door; A Kiss to the Moon and another for Sky , IN Flames of Deep Blue another love set Alite By Satan and also jeffery alan stone Like What your reading ? Starlite cafe has Tons of My Work poetry and My Lyrics: More Poetry by Mr Korn aka satan aka Mr jeffery alan Stone © 2005 Satan and also jeffery alan stone (All rights reserved) I used my Pre -Adoption name of Stone I was Adopted at the age of 30 ...lol by my stepDad

Becoming A Vampyre...
“Can I be turned?” This is a commonly asked question that never seems to just curl up and DIE! There is always some vampire wannabe out there who falls in love with the IDEA of vampirism. Like its some glamorous and fascinating lifestyle that never gets old. No pun intended. Well, let me kill your dreams… YOU CANNOT, WILL NOT, WON’T, WILL NEVER EVER BE TURNED INTO A VAMPYRE. EVER. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Fin. Won’t happen. Thanks to the ever increasing popularity of vampire movies and literature…people seem to think that “Oh gee…their lives are so romantic. I want in.” Doesn’t work like that. In the Hollywood fed media bullshit there, from what I have seen, also seems to be two commonly used methods for becoming a vampire. 1) Night has taken over the cities dead streets as a warm harbor breeze sifts through the trash that decorated the pavement. Street lights flickered on, a few flickering as if ready to give out…A full moon hung in the dark sky and cast elongated

Is There A Happy Place.
Today has been one of those days when nothing seems to go right. I feel like my best friend died kind of day. It feels like that everyone that I know just doesnt like me for some reason yes I get these days sometimes one is worse then another, but some how I get through it. I have been clean from Drugs now going on 22 months. Feb.17 2006 is my NA birthday. Yes it has been a very long road for me. One day at a time is how I have been taking things. Chating here in this Blog has given me a way to talk about what and how I feel. I dont mean to sound ungreatful because I am not. I am very thanksful for that people that I have in my life. Just sometimes it is hard to talk to them because they can be so.......... Whats the word that I am looking for ______?. Anyways thanks for letting me share here. Being clean without a sponcer is hard but at the momment I feel like I cant trust anyone to help me. Yes I do have my Higher Power to help lead me the right way. I guess that is something that

Dinner In A Pepper
Ingredients * 8 large green bell peppers (I like the Red or Yellow ones for color) * 1 pound ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 3 medium tomatoes, peeled and chopped * 1 (8 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * **(or fresh cooked scraped off the ears)** * 1 (8 ounce) can cream-style corn * 1 teaspoon salt * 3/4 teaspoon dried basil, crushed (or fresh chopped finely) * Dash of pepper * 3/4 cup soft bread crumbs (1 slice) * 1 tablespoon butter, melted Directions 1. Cut tops from green peppers; discard seeds and membranes. Chop enough of the tops to make 1/4 cup; set aside. 2. Cook the whole green peppers in boiling water for 5 minutes; drain well. Sprinkle insides of peppers lightly with salt. 3. In skillet cook ground beef, onion and the 1/4 cup chopped green pepper until meat is brown and onion is tender. 4. Add tomatoes; simmer until tomatoes are cooked, about 4 minutes. Drain off liquid. Add who

Here Come The 90s Playlist 11/30/07
AQUA - Barbie Girl (Extended) EIFFEL 65 - Move Your Body CRYSTAL WATERS - 100% Pure Love SAVAGE GARDEN - To the Moon & Back (Hani's Club Mix) BINGO BOYS - (Show Me) How To Dance NOMAD - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion BLACK BOX - Everybody, Everybody MICHAEL JACKSON & JANET JACKSON - Scream Louder (Flyte Tyme Remix) GEORGE MICHAEL - Too Funky THE PRODIGY - Narayan JUNKIE XL - Billy Club FATBOY SLIM - The Rockafeller Skank APOLLO 440 - Can't Stop the Rock YELLO - Rubberband Man (Rubber Mix) JUNO REACTOR - God is God ERASURE - Chorus ORBITAL - Lush 3-1 ENIGMA - Push the Limits (ATB Remix) VENGABOYS - We Like to Party (The Vengabus) (More Airplay) ACE OF BASE - Beautiful Life C+C MUSIC FACTORY feat. FREEDOM WILLIAMS & MARTHA WASH - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) MASSIVE ATTACK - Teardrop ARRAKIS - The Spice CYGNUS-X - The Orange Theme (Moonman's Orange Juice Mix) FAITHLESS - God is a DJ (Radio Edit) CHER - Believe (Almighty Definitive Mix) PET SHOP BOYS -

Broken
I keep myself open just to feel your touch. The problem I think is I care too much. You have my heart on a string but you don't give back anything. You pretend to want me then walk away and find another that same day. Now, I am broken. I don't feel your touch but I still want you so, so much. I don't know why I need you so? I don't know how to let you go? I keep myself open to let you walk away. I am broken till you're back to stay. I don't want to let you go and I just wanted to let you know.

Song Of Soloman 3
1 ; by night by my bed,.. I sought him..who my soul loveth..But I found him not.. 2; i will rise now.and go about the city in the streets,and inthe board ways ,i will seek him with whom my soul loveth; i sought him but I found him not; 3; the watch man that go about the city found me ; to who I said shalle ye him, whom my soul loveth? 4; it was a little that I passed from them,but I found him whom my soul loveth.I held him and would not let him go., untill I had brought him into my mothers house, and into the chamber of her that had concieved me. 5; I charge you O daughters of Jerusalem by the roes, and by the hinds of the field,that ye stir not up. nor wake my love till he please.. 6; who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pilliars of smoke, perfummed with myrrh, and frankinsence. with all the powders of the merchants.? Amen !!!

Mistletoe Contest
THIS IS WHERE YOU START > > > > Are you kissable? > Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! > > A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! > > Here is how to play... > > In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. > > The Rules: > 1. NO DRAMA. > 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. > 3. You may purchase as many as you want. > 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game.

Touch
has any one ever touched ur heart in such away that it makes u sit there and wounder for days or even on a sexual level, i heard that acting like a vampire sometimes spices up the sexual stuff and even brings ur naughty self out even more, but do u truely know ur sexual self, can u be in touch with ur self know every curve every spot evey emo every thing, i like to think that exsploreing these sexual feelings r off the chart, some abuse it and some dont, its like i was saying in my other blog where u can get to know the person throgh emos and more, even sexualaity comes in meny forms and alot of people judge the way people have sex but they dont see the picture not every one can get off the way u do theres planty of ways, theres the vamp way pain way and more, i see nothing with it but theres people out there that like to judge others on what they do but have they looked at them selfs and stp and think that someone out there is judgeing them on there sexualty and what they do in th

Do These Groups Still Exist
Does the Decadent Deviance or the Dark realm groups still exist. haven't heard much from either group in quite a while. If they no longer exist i'm going to start looking for another group to run with and if there are any takers, let me know.

Starting My Day
Waking up starting my day not knowing if I'll ever be ok I don't understand how to go on Not understanding why things keep going wrong If only people could see life brings so much misery When it hurts to breath waiting to be set free.

Religion
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are Taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the Year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My Birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily Understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, Just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in Which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid Of a couple of Santa's and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your Own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for su

Umm Help???? Please
I could use a little shot in the ego, mine has taken a beating lately in my personal life... It's a giveaway, 95,000 comments for a 30 day blast...I know it's alot and I prolly shouldn't even ask, but please.... FEEDINGTHEDESIRE

A Blood Red Rose
A blood red rose He gave to her. He said it was a symbol of His love. She held it in her hand so gently caressing the petals softly and then brought it to her nose This rose He offered her was the sweetest she had ever smelled She held it to her cheek This rose He offered her was the softest she had ever beheld She held it back in her hand and looked at it closely It was the most perfectly formed rose she had ever seen She held on to it tighter not wanting to lose something so perfect The rose began to wilt she held it still clenching it tighter in her grasp not wanting to let it go Soon the rose turned black and the petals lost their softness they became brittle and broke easily She refused to let go holding on to it tighter the thorns digging into her palm the blood began to run She clasped it tighter still not realizing her pain would end if she would only let go One day a stranger came He took her by the hand He saw the blood running from the r

Habakkuk >>17 ..
17 : Although the fig tree shall not blosson..neither shall fruit be on the vines.the labour of the olive shall fail; and the fields shall yield no meat; ,The flock shall be cut of from the fold,; And there shall be no herd in the stalls.. 18 ;Yet I will Rejoice in Th eLord ;I will joy in thy God of My salvation. 19 ; The Lord is my strenght, he will make my feet like hinds feet ,He will make me walk upon my high places..to the chief singer on my stringed instruments..Amen O Lord >> Amen !!!!

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of N-64 & Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs, & saw the old man. He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "Your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The mother'

The Brick
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It'

F*ck Her Gently
TENACIOUS D "Fuck Her Gently" This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you

Did You Know - December 07
Did You Know - December of 07 Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout. "Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.” - Charles F. Kettering *December 2 nd - Painter Otto Dix (The Seven Deadly Sins) born in 1891. Many of his works tend toward the macabre, the results of his experiences in World War I & Advent *December 5 th - Director Fritz Lang (Metropolis, By Rocket to the Moon) born in Vienna in 1890 & Chanukah *December 9 th - Actor Kirk Douglas (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea) born in Amsterdam, NY in 1916. *December 12 th - Painter Edvard Munch (Painting: The Vampire) born in Norway in 1863. *December 13 th - Sculptor Stanislav Szukalski born in Warta, Poland in 1893. He believed all human culture derived from a single origin on Easter Island after the biblical Deluge of Noah. *December 16 th - Author Philip K. Dick (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) born in 1928 in Chicago. *Decemb

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate ******************************************** Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0

You ,me And Some Sapphire Gin
start off with a sip flip your hair back hand on your hip a little laugh a little dance another drink a new romance we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin pull me in and rip my shirt hold me close lift that skirt kick off your shoes stay awhile no need to drunk dial falling down dirty knees no need to beg please baby please cuz we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin oh what a world we're livin' in you and me and some sapphire gin

Be Nice
I may not be the most beautiful person in the world. Which I can admit.... I do have a heart and feelings. So if you cant be nice when you rate dont bother rating me at all.I dont need the negative and dont want the negative in my life. SO LEAVE ME ALONE For those of you that have rate me a 10 or more ty

Today And Stuff
Today I got ready for tomorrow night's events. Hubby's work is having their winter ball....basically a Christmas party. An excuse to dress up like you're going to a prom, too. Which is fun for a change. I got a manicure and pedicure today, which is something I normally never do. My son got in trouble twice at school today that resulted in two phone calls home, one referral, and one detention. I am not pleased with him at the moment. I need a night out...tomorrow should be fun. Tonight we made a trip to Edwards and hubby got a cigar..I also got some small cigars called Acid Cigars which smell exactly like Edge City in Five Points...if you've been there, you know the smell I speak of. Not quite incense, but a mix of cloth, leather, and incense...that's a good way to describe it. Still having fun on here-checking out some of the lounges tonight.

Just So Excited
Well tonight my band just completed its third rehearsal this week, and I just ain't tired! Kinky Porcupine, which is James on guitar and vocals, and Jessica on bass and keys and me (Erica) on the drums. The band has been playing regularly since March,('07) and before this project, well I wasn't that good of a musician, well I am critical, Jess would tell you different. But as the days go by, I keep getting better and better! I mean it's not like I don't a freaking life outside of this, but when you finally get to do something you have loved your whole life, I just want keep things going. I always used to fantasize about being on stage, and feeding off a crowd, and creating the intangible web of music, and I never thought that I'd get to do it. Especially when I only started to do gigs in my 30's! My late friend Mikey Layne was an incredible musician, he always said he saw the potential in me, I always thought he was nuts! Well it's too bad that I can't share this him now, well in

Online Love...
Sup pplz!!! Well this my first blog on here and i am new to the site and i have noticed a few things *LOL* I see all the wifey and hubby names and im just curious do these ppl really feel they can fall in love with someone online? Or all these names just jokes and fun for the site? Have these ppl actually met? Do they even live in the same area? I myself have been in online relationships and i must say i was hurt!!! It wasnt because i didnt want it to work but i found out later that this man was all about games and nothing that he seemed to be online...Now in sayin that im not knockin online relationships i myself am talkin to someone now that im really feeling and im gonna give this another chance, but i really dont think u need to publicly have a wifey or hubby name to gratify a relationship...Or is this just like a trophey name? A hands off dont touch this person belongs to me name? Well i myself dont feel like all that is necessary...in life i have found out the more u draw attenti

Lacuna Coil - Enjoy The Silence
Words like violence Break the silence Come crashing in Into my little world Painful to me Pierce right through me Can’t you understand Oh my little girl All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my arms Words are very unnecessary They can only do harm Vows are spoken To be broken Feelings are intense Words are trivial Pleasures remain So does the pain Words are meaningless And forgettable All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my arms Words are very unnecessary They can only do harm Enjoy the silence

The People Lately
i gotta say i was on the verge of leaving fubar.....until recently i met a few great people on here and have actually made some good friendships...so i guess things DO have a way of working out....we shall see.

Funny
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster". The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren

Pics
i like takeing pics on an emo level, i like to capture the emos, people look at pics as just pics but do they really see the emos in them not just sexualy but as in anger sadness hate fear love light and dark all in diff pics, but do u really look at pics that way like u look in to the eyes of a person, they say the eyes tell a story on what a person is like and what the person likes and diss likes and sometimes what they have done, i like to look at pics and see what the person is really like and why the persone is like that, u can even help them feel better as well and become a better lover and even in bed, but thats not all some times u can be in contact just by talking and knowing how they feel in and out of them and sometimes even know what there gonna say, has that ever happen to u where sometimes u feel like uve known that one person for years but just met or just talked over the net or phone. thats all part of knowing the person but its up to u to take it further and exsp

I May Be Cheap But I Am Not Easy..
To all my friends who really want to get know me...Thank you :) So whats the deal with fubar? To make friends?Mindless entertainment? Time Killer? For me it is all the above. I have ~gasp~ Myspace & I have made some really kick ass friend there. I got an invite here and thought wth, you can never have too many friends. I just moved back to Florida and I have some extra time on my hands.. yay me. Hmm, maybe. Is this place nothing but a meet or a meat market? I'm starting to feel like I am in a real club.. LOL I'm being a smart ass, but that's just me, I would really like to know. I'm a big flirt, most of us are.. I pride myself on being witty and I have a great sense of humor.. but since when did flirting mean cyber or a promise of nude photos? Would you treat any woman that cheaply if you met face to face? If so.. keep right on clicking... I like my men with a side of class thankyouverymuch. I'm sure you can tell from my profile I am far from a prude, but damnnnnn du

Google And Your Phone Number..
Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map Quest, you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming. Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the map quest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary. Please look up your own number. In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: Google (http://www.google.com/ /www.google.com/> ) Type your phone number in the search bar (I.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging yo

???
Darkness comes as the light fades away Bringing an end to this shitty day Tomorrows sun may bring a better one or maybe I won't see the light... at least that's my wish tonight I'm hurting inside but don't know why I knew this was coming the second our relationgship begun I stuck it out and enjoyed the ride to often getting lost in your eyes

My Love
So I am sitting here and it is 10:14 pm and I am reflecting on what has happened in my life as of late. So I should start with the fact that I am came onto Fubar because my brother said it was a kewl site to hang out on. Well I have to say he was right. I have had the opportunity to meet some really cool people and made some good friends which is pretty much what I was looking for by coming onto the site. But then something happened that I never thought would ever happen again. I was just sitting there hanging out in a lounge chatting with some friends and in she walked. We chatted back and forth and became friends and it was kinda magical the way things were working. This woman and I began to talk more than just in the chat room and I started feeling like a kid again. Now let me explain, what I mean by this is that everyday I would wake up and feel giddy just thinking that I would have the opportunity to speak with her. I must tell you this feeling is truly a great feeling. So I asked

I Am A Needy Bastard!
OK, Tessa and I got into an arguement last night because she took her ex-husband to the E.R. and I had not heard from her since the night before. She has memory issues, she forgets to call me or get ahold me. I know this, but I am not that way, I try to let her know where I go, how long I am going to be gone, all because I don't want to worry her. So, now it is about 8:30 pm, and I have not heard from her since last night about this time. So, I guess she showed me who the boss is and my place in life. I get to sit here and wonder what is going on. Um, I guess this is kind of important, I am not from Salt Lake and I don't know anyone around here. I don't have any friends or family, the only person I have is Tessa. So, when I don't hear from her, I sit here alone. I admit it, I am a needy bastard and I hate being alone. I hate sitting here in this apartment alone. Before she moved back in with her ex-husband, we spent every minute of every day together and the only time we did not

Drivers License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ' Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

The Raven Totem
Totems are a difficult concept to explain, but you need an understanding of what a totem is before you can understand what it means to follow Raven. A totem is a spiritual creature, but it is not a god. You do not worship a totem, you follow it. A totem embodies a certain way of life - a representation of a set of ideals. The ideals are usually personified in the form of an animal, but can also be as abstract as the chinook wind, or grandfather thunder. "You do not choose your totem. Your totem chooses you" That is one of the most common phrases I've heard or read about totems. It reflects one of the basic principles of totems - You don't control them, and you can't explain them... but something deep inside you responds to the totem's call. When you follow the way of a totem, it just "feels right". That isn't to say a totem's way is that of least resistance. Following a totem often puts certain demands or restrictions on you, and it isn't always easy. The Way of a totem is

Help Me Win A Blast!
I need 20 people to join Snake Eyes Radio right now so I can win me one of them blast thingers!! If you're not already a member, please stop in and help me out :D Subscribe and tell 'em I sent ya! Come join the hottest lounge around SNAKE EYES RADIΘ Good times, great people and the music you want to hear

Fumarriage
can someone please tell me what is up with the fumarriags I am really enterested to know not going to make fun of you just tell me about them how do you go about doing it do you get points for it someone please inform me thank you

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
I liked this so much i thought id post it here...cause its so true... MOST NICE GUYS ARE EXTINCT, BUT LET ONE GUY (He knows who he is) PROVE ME WRONG.... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would s

Raven Totem
Magic, Healing, Creation If a raven totem has come into our life, magic is at play. Raven activates the energy of magic and links it to our will and intention. With this totem, we can make great changes in our life; the ability to take the unformed thought and make it reality. The raven shows us how to go into the dark of our inner self and bring out the light of our true self; resolving inner conflicts which are long been buried. This is the deepest power of healing we can possess.

Dont Know Who Is Uploading And Who Isnt
hello to all my friends!! if some of your are uploading pictures, i am only able to know at certain times, my fubar page is jacked or the sysytem is who knows or its payback for my nasty mum that got deleted and pissed off every mummer on fubar, anyways if you want me to know you uploaded new pics just message me thx

Anyone Interested?
hello all fu-friends and family, i think its so neat how you'all do salutes for one n other, if anyone would be so kind to make 1 for bear i will return the salute , thanks again and have a great weekend. big bearhugs.

"i'm Tired" Ltcol J Repya 101st Airborne Div
After spending a number of hours on the road today (Casper to Sheridan) standing in a flagline in honor of one of our Veterans, witnessing his family's heartwrenching pain, 17 degrees temps, dark skies & light snow (but it's a mild winter so far, right?) I am still tight on this man's letter. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/repya.asp Snopes confirms the truth of his letter, Hooah! 'I'm Tired' Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq , I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour. I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired. I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to se

A Mother Ask
A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Vietnam?"Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? "Another mother asked President F.D.Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die ay Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W.Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" Another mother asked President G. Washington, " Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Long, time ago, a mother asked: "Heavenly Father why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar: So that other may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." P.S If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them.

How Are You Be So Wonderful
How dare you be so wonderful? The very mention of your name Sends shivers down my spine, A thousand times colder Than the winter chill. Your smile caresses my soul, Pulling the strings of my heart Sending the cold away And filling me with an amazing glow. I sift through the photo albums In my mind Filling the long hours of the day I spend without you. Recapturing the moments When I was alive. I retire to my empty bed, And as blissful sleep carries me away I let my mind dream of your face. Through the day I think of you, Through the night I dream of you, How dare you be so wonderful?

Roflmao
i was in 9th grade when this came out lmao...for some reason this song popped in my head at work today...i can hear the music already..admit it, u know u jammed to it Yo VIP let's kick it Ice ice baby (x2) All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vega

Shout Out
' °º¤Dragonard¤º°' wants to give a shout out to the fire and ice crew for helping him get almost leveled. he went from 22k to 5k. he said we are awesome!!! i just love this part. special thanks to ♥§Ã§§Ë®§♥ rex 'blue eye devil sue 'aussiecplvic david '~*~N_B_K~*~BADBOY~4~life and any others that i did not see but came by to rate... thanks for the help, i appreciate it.

He's At It Again...
Beautiful thing, consideration. When you're in line at the grocery store.. there a line that you've waited in for 10 minutes, you're next to get rung up and another cashier opens the one next to it and says, quote " I can take the next person, over here " what happens? the guy behind you swoops over there and anyone within 20 yards of the checkout gets there as well. I have a young lad in kindergarten, I pick him up daily at school. There's also a young mother also with a child in kindergarten who also picks her child up.. drives a purple ford ranger, extended cab. So, we usually start congregating at the school 10 minutes before the kids are dismissed. This mother has anither child that accompanies her everyday, I know this becaus after waiting in line for 10-20 minutes, when she pulls up to get her child, she gets out of her truck, adjusts her seat and puts the child with her into a back seat in the truck. She couldn't make those adjustments while waiting, she waits until

Pass This On It's Important To All
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site,www.letssaythanks.com, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

^^^poems^^^
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. _______________________________________________ MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Rant 1
What is to be done when looking at your life and you have no idea where you stand or who you are. You cant explain it, you know and stick to your morals and know or at least you think you know your true self. Is it dumb to sacrifice yourself for your ideals and thoughts? To give your all for a cause that n one else fights for? Why be creative when you can do everything by an outline...when did creative individualism disappear? Theres a lot I have to say, as a person and as an artist...but most cant be put into words...its all just a foggy cloud of confusion, filling up my mind. I'll start off with my current rant. Art, last time I checked was an individual expression and creative will put to a medium. But now a days all that is popular and flooding our culture is over processed, over-guidelined, unartistic, uncreative pieces of crap. And do not even get me started on "Modern Art" which consists of a square on a convas or dribbles of paint. Thats not art,it was w

Marines And Tampons
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co

Walking Away...
Those of you who know me well, you know I do not write blogs, but I need to know if I over reacted to this... Soooo Current mood: So freakin Hurt What do you do when a really good friend who you love with all your heart, can't find time for you, can't give you the simplest thing in life. I decided to walk away, if he doesn't care enough to find a few min for me, I can't find time to waite around. I can drive 60 miles to see him, make the time and he can't be bothered, so I walked away. Told him I'll love him forever, just can't waite around... It's one of the hardest things I'll ever do, he was there when I was going through the toughest time in my life, Guess time changes all things... Did I do the right thing, am I worth more than this, if so, why is it breaking my heart, why does it hut so freakin bad???

Message To Kimy Fubar And Seana
why did you women block me? havent done anything wrong.i know my blogs were degrading, i'm sorry. if you guys unblock me i will personally apologize 2 each of you. im sorry if u both felt offended. u have my word i will apologize

Small Tits
I was at a conference a few weeks ago. Training, essentially, for people I work with. Some bright and ingenious compatriot from another office decided that it would be a good idea to have a party bus and a pub crawl. (Guess who had to do a swing around the stripper pole? Yup.) Another bright and ingenious compatriot of mine planned her birthday to be the same night of the party bus fete, which is, in some sense, a lesser-effective form of planned parenthood. But still: excellent planning. Thanks to a bottle of Patron, et al., we were all fairly drunk early in the evening. Much later, after I grabbed a cab and took my birthday-girl-friend home so as not to let her die of alcohol poisoning, another friend was still out, cavorting with the bus planners. One of them, severely inebriated, asked her, "So, do you want to have sex with me?" (Subtle.) She no doubt blushed, then responded, "I'm married, so no." "That's OK. You've got small tits anyway." I can't eve

I'm Lost Without You
I got no regret right now (I'm feeling this) The air is so cold and numb (I'm feeling this) Let me go in her room (I'm feeling this) I wanna take off her clothes (I'm feeling this) Show me the way to bed (I'm feeling this) Show me the way you move (I'm feeling this) Fucking is such a blur (I'm feeling this) I love all the things you do Fate fell short this time Your smile fades in the summer Place your hand in mine I'll leave when I wanna Where do we go from here Turn all the lights down now Smiling from ear to ear (I'm feeling this) Our breathing has got too loud (I'm feeling this) Show me the bedroom floor (I'm feeling this) Show me the bathroom mirror (I'm feeling this) We're taking this way too slow (I'm feeling this) Take me away from here (I'm feeling this) This place was never the same again After you came and went How can you say you meant anything different To anyone standing alone On the street with a cigarette On the first night we

What Reason God
Why does god let you get preg. then take it away why didn't my baby grow they say things happen for a reason. What reason did god take my unborn child? Why let my hopes get up and then brake my heart like never b4. will someone please tell me the reason for this

???
In My World Of Regrets, In My Life Of Sorrow, I Still Stand Here Hopping For A Better Tomorrow, Yet Still Trying To End This Day, All Things Get Better With Time Or So They Say, But Not Enough Time Could Make This Life Okay, So Happy On The Outside, But Lonelyness Leads To A Frown, One Day Things Will Be Better, Get Everything All Together And My Feet Frimly On The Ground, I Will Hold My Head High, High With Pride, But For Now I'm Just Me, Still Sadend By Life And Trying To Live Pass The Pain..................

Title: Toby Keith - I Love This Bar Lyrics
We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thristy hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar [Chorus:] I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then

Who Wants To Win A Happy Hour?
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: DECEMBER 7 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: DECEMBER 17 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST or 1 MO VIP And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. Pic must be of you and keep within the holiday theme. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is encourage

Do You Kno Me?....
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:

Newbie
I am relatively new here. I opened a profile back in February...way back when this was still known as Cherry Tap. I wasn't on here long and eventually drifted away. Some old friends from here told me I should come back and that there had been lots of changes. Wow! Has there ever been changes. Happy to be back and it seems I am already addicted. Looking forward to catching up with some old friends and meeting some new ones. Cheers!

Recommended Viewing
This weekend TNT is airing "A Beautiful Mind". If you haven't seen it, it's on several times this weekend. It's the story of John Nash and his battle with schizophrenia. Most of the world's economies are based on his Equilibrium Theory of Economics. He's such an interesting character who still teaches classes from time to time and they say answers emails. When I was in college I did my senior research seminar on the biochemical theories of schizophrenia, and I am friends with a couple people with the condition, but this film gave me a great insight into their struggle. It's interesting how such a disorder can certainly cripple someone's life, and yet be mechanism to drive them.

Evil Knievel
Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 25 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Supe

Just Two Weeks!
TWO MORE WEEKS TILL I LEAVE FOR VEGAS!!!!! SO IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO GIVE TO MOM OR BRIAN OR ADAM I WANT IT BY THE 13TH!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! yAY!!!! KEIA, I'LL TELL MOM YOU MISS HER :) **ohh!!!!! AND ALSO. FOR THOSE THAT I HAVE XMAS GIFTS FOR, I WANT TO GET THEM ALL OUT BEFORE I LEAVE SO EXPECT VISITS FROM THE ONE AND ONLY *muah* :) OH YEAH, ANYONE KNOW OF ANY PLACES HIRING, LET ME KNOW PLEASE! NEED A NEW JOB AS SOON AS POSSIBLE PLEASE! Yay... two more weeks... two more weeks... vacation for me!

I Love You Just The Way You Are
) i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day. i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you. i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry." If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you wo

Boomer .....sooner
Twas the Night Before the Big XII ‘Twas the night before the Big XII and all through the land, not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band. Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care, in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there. Temple was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of the BCS danced in his head. And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride, and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride. When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter, Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. He realized the Option was gone in a flash, and Maclin’s dreams of running had just been dashed. The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show, A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow. When what to their wondering eyes should they find, but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind. With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops, they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops. More rapid th

Be Careful What You Ask For
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the mat

Racism.....updated..
Racism In society today, there is a disease called racism that destroys lives. The definition of racism is race-based bigotry, prejudice, violence, oppression, stereotyping or discrimination, those who are not like themselves. What seems to be the cause of racism? During our history past 500 to 1000 years, racism is and seems to be always part of our lives and children lives. In our society today, there are many reason of racism, but three stand out the most: heritage, racial and political groups, pride in one’s own race is the worst. Heritage of racism begins with the beginning of life. Racial and political groups are those, who only see things in white, never within the equal of each person as a person instead of color, culture or origin. These are people in the racially groups like Ku Klux Klan, Invisible Empire, Nazi Skinheads and many more. Then there is our government that judges us by the color, culture or origin. Pride in one’s own race is about the teachings within

Just Random Stuff
Ok, so it's Friday night, and I'm at home. Big deal. I love spending Friday nights at home, mainly due to the fact that when I go out, I'm spending hundreds at the tavern on rounds for friends. Hell, even people I just meet. Who knows. So I'm just sitting at home...on fubar...wasting time. So I'm about to rant on some shit...just bear with me. First off, when I browse profiles, I like to see if someone has blogs. If they do, chances are, I'm going to check them out. Alot of people put lyrics to songs and poetry down in their blogs, which is fine. But I don't spend time reading them. Sorry, but if I need another poem or read the lyrics to a song I've heard a hundred times, I'm going to vomit. I'm not saying that it's BAD poetry, or the songs are horrible, I just don't like to sit and read through that kind of stuff all day. I like to read about peoples lives. You'd be surprised the things you can learn about yourself just by reading blogs of strangers. I like to think that the maj

Marks Upon The Heart
As she cries out your name it is like music to your ears, Your hands grasping at her hips as if she will disappear if you let go. Softer than even the softest of furs her skin feels under your fingers. She rides you hard and fast, her walls wrapped around you so tightly, Hot and slick, like the finest of silken gloves. Her shapely figure outlined in the the soft light of candles, Flickering thru her glazed eyes an unbridled passion only for you. Sweet Delicious torture only she this goddess can give. Every thrust builds a deep heat in each others cores. Begging to release upon one another. The defining moment of love, passion, and lust has come. In forgotten tongues both you and her cry out to the heavens above, And even hell below, They know as you do deep within your soul.. she is yours and yours only. Even in death, the bond cannot be broken. As the marks upon each others hearts will stay forever embedded within.

Most Embarrassing First Date - Too Funny Not To Share
Most Embarrassing First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the

Hitman
Stars Timothy Olyphant (who I was quite sure I'd seen before - he has a substantial list of credits, but not in shows or movies I've seen - habits of speech, phrasing, manner of his were very similar to those of someone's, maybe Bull Shannon's (played by Richard Moll) on Night Court, or someone else's I recall?!?, in lighter moments in this film...) as Agent 47, an assassin trained from early childhood, and Dougray Scott as the only police agent (Interpol), apparently, who believes he exists. The assassin apparently fails to assassinate the president of a very well-known country, his superiors "throw him to the wolves"- but a little digging discovers that this apparently obvious story is not the whole or even really the truth of it. For all of that the film is a bit formulaic (not very, I thought), but interesting, still surprising, and nicely done :). Definitely R-rated though.

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ooo nooo look at what you've done!! you gotta turn that frown upside down. something most people dont realize it my favorite part of fubar is the pic comments. some make me laugh some make me cry but all and all it really brightens up my day to see what people think about me....so plzzz leave some pic comments and make me smiley faces smiley again :(:(:(

For You History Buffs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bruce_(architect) Mom has been doing some major geneological research on both sides of my family. She's just discovered that Willam Bruce, who once owned Loch Leven Castle, famous as the jail of Mary, Queen of Scots is my 10th great grandfather. I thought it was cool.

Here Is The Deal
Ok. For anyone of my friends, don't take this personal. My hubby has asked me to tell you all that you don't know him, so don't criticize him. For anyone who has had anything bad to say about him, you can all kiss his postiriure and leave him alone. You can still talk to me, but don't ask me about him, and I won't tell you about him. I also won't tell him about any of you. This does exclude a few ppl, and I think they can figure out who they are, if not, I will let them know. If anyone of you still want's to be friends with him, you can check him out at Firedragon77.

Looking For A Fu Wife And Gf
Looking for a FU wife and girlfriend, had both when I was married why break the streak now! Plus looking for a real life girlfriend.....Any takers on any of that (I know the last part is out but had to put it in there).......

The Joy Of Christmas
Christmas is my favorite time of year. I think it is that way for many people. I find that people are kinder and more thoughtful at Christmas. This weekend we are decorating the apartment and our tree. I remember the first year that my husband and I were married, he came home from work to find the whole apartment turned into a winter wonderland. He wouldn't let me put the lights out for 3 days. We have put together a village that we add things to almost every year. Only when money was really tight could we not do it. When I was a child, money was always tight. My mom did the best she could (my mom and dad divorced when I was young). I remember the first Christmas that we were alone, my mom took us to buy a tree. It was so tall that it stood up by itself. She spent an hour trimming the stump with any tools she could get her hands on. I always tried to make Christmas the best it could possibly be. I began a new tradition of making my family tree ornaments that I paint and de

Moved Comp ....
Okay since it's Christmas time I've had to move my comp from my dining room to my bed room this mean though it may show me online and I might be I may not be at the comp 100% of the time please do not think I'm ignoring you I'm just in another room busy ..and I don't always have the sound on ..So though I may not be here all the time I will try to shout and return love when I can ...*muah* to all and thanks for understanding

Wild Disease
Running in this land I never seen before Wonder if anything or anyone is alive With wicked weather like this i doubt any can survive Down pour as i walk across this forest path Feeling the rain, wind, and mother nature's wrath For i am lost and took the wrong turn on this mountain As the tree's move back and forth, leaves and sticks fall to the ground Making a loud yet violent sound I see the eyes that are red in the bush Do not think this creature wants me around Walking fast at a pace, see the fear across my face This creature makes a move at me As i quickly can see, i am in trouble I began to run across the rocky rubble Running in a dark cave Feeling again the fear hit me even harder like a wave From the sea and in the ocean i begin to get the notion That i will not survive, the creature and the red eyes i see again Looking at me from the entrance, is it the end? Not just yet, i see a black door rusty but what is it for? I open and shut it like a case,

Dating Problems
Why is it that I can meet great women who I'd love to go out with, but when the opportunity comes along, I can't "pull the trigger" so to speak? I fumble with my words, start sweating, or just completely freeze up. What's wrong with my me and my ability to talk to women? This has become an increasing problem for me over the last few months, and I don't know why. Anyone got any idea's that might help me with this problem?

Most Creative Santa Of Elf Contest
FUBAR's Most Creative Elf or Santa Contest........ Who wants in on this???? This contest will start at 5 PM EST on DEC 22, 2007 and will last through 5 PM EST on DEC 30, 2007 Prizes are........ First Place is a 7 day blast! Second Place is a 3 day blast! Third Place is a 1 day blast! Remaining entrants will get their choice of a big pimping gift of my choice! Rules are....... 1. "Must" fan, rate, and add the host to comment bomb. 2. No Drama!!!! 3. No downrating other contestants! 4. All submitted pics will be safe for work only!! 5. No duel accounts. If caught you will be disqualified!!! 6. All rates count as 5 points toward ending score of comments! To enter this awesome Christmas contest contact me by private mail with your entry pic

My Real Page Read Before You Ask
I have disabled my profile comments. If you would like to say hello or get to know me read a blog or two, send me a message or use the shoutbox. Keep in mind that I AM NOT YOUR BABY , CUTIE, HONEY ECT.. My name is LIL use it or don\'t bother...My private photos are just that, private. Dont ask to see them, Ill let you know when or if I want you to check them out.Also ,DO NOT ASK to be my friend if you dont intend on TALKING to me! That means if you make a request you had better say something more then \"hi\" or some corny ass pick up line, although if you make me laugh I probably will accept. Before you even ask YES I AM TAKEN! I love my boyfriend and DO NOT CHEAT OR CYBER! I have some really good pornos at home I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR WANKER THANK YOU. Although if you have a great ass I might want to see that lol. Yes I AM BISEXUAL. Yes we do have an open relationship but we only play together. Don\'t like that? SOO SAD,TOO BAD!! Goonie Googoo to you too...

The Hot Tub
The Hot Tub Eric Ethan I got in my big tub with my famous rubber duck name Jake with his sunglasses on I had big bubble bath going on and told my rubber duck Jake , just you and me tonight. I turn on the music and listen to my favorite tunes and ready to enjoy the bubble bath I just made. I felt a goose on my butt and I turn around to see my special friend with a red towel around her body and hair up and say want company tonight. I looked at those beautiful eyes and sure I got in and ready to put my rubber duck Jake on the edge of the tube You looked at me wait I have a friend with me to keep Jake company tonight I looked around and I say where, From behind her back she pulled out a rubber duck that was female rubber duck, with the eyelashes like a women and lips on edge of the bill for those red lips. I turn around and with my amazement Jake sunglasses

Crazy Ass Facts
WAIT TIL YA READ ABOUT THAT PIG...WOW...MUST BE NICE 2 BE A PIG! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) -A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump

Come On By And Meet The Staff At Club Wet Bar! The Place Where Everything Is Always Wet!
COME ON OVER TO CLUB WET BAR AND MEET OUR AWESOME STAFF! CLICK ON THE CLUB WET BAR GRAPHICS TO COME IN! ÐJ bÅckØffÅngël ~ fü wïfë & r/l lØvë 2 Thë hïTmÅn~cØØwn / gën mngr/ pïmp @ wëT bÅr@ fubar ~TÅmmY~ MÅngër @ clüb wëT bÅr & bÅckØffÅngël§ për§ØnÅl Å§§T & prØTëcTëÐ bY~mërlïnlïvë§@ fubar ÐJ LØ$t $ØÚ£$~ASST~DJ~ MNG@CLUB/WET/BAR/@ fubar ~DJ ~TWIZTID JUGGALETTE~FU ~WIFE ~ TO~ KRAZY ~WHITE~BOY ~DJ ~MANGER~ @~ CWB~@ fubar krÅzY whïTë bØY ~ fü hübbY TØ ÐJ Twï§TëÐ ~ §ëcürïTY @ cwb

I Am
I who am the beauty of the green earth, and the white Moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, and the desire of the heart of man, call unto thy soul. Arise, and come unto me. For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe. From me all things proceed, and unto me all things must return; and before my face, beloved of Gods and of men, let thine innermost divine self be enfolded in the rapture of the infinite. Let my worship be within the heart that rejoiceth; for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you. And thou who thinkest to seek for me, know thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not unless thou knowest the mystery; that if that which thou seekest thee findest not within thee, thou wilt never find it without thee. For behold, I have been with thee from the beginning; and I am that which is attained at the e

Magic
For there are three great events in the life of man: Love, Death and Resurrection in the new body; and Magic controls them all. For to fulfill love you must return again at the same time and place as the loved one, and you must meet, and know, and remember, and love them again. But to be reborn, you must die and be made ready for a new body; and to die, you must be born; and without love, you may not be born; and this is all the Magics.

George Orwell: A Paranoid Rebel With Tattoos On His Knuckles
George Orwell: a paranoid rebel with tattoos on his knuckles ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wendy Bird Date: 01 Dec 2007, 00:50 http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2162539,00.htmlGeorge Orwell: a paranoid rebel with tattoos on his knucklesGordon BowkerWednesday September 5, 2007The GuardianAccording to some of his friends, George Orwell was paranoid. In the mid-30s he thought Catholics were spying on him; during the Spanish Civil War he thought communists were shadowing him. In Nineteen Eighty-Four, Winston Smith, relentlessly scrutinised by Big Brother, embodies that sense of persecution.But Orwell's paranoia, it seems, was justified. The Soviet secret police were watching him in Barcelona in 1937, and now, thanks to documents just released, we know he was also under surveillance by Special Branch and MI5 as early as 1929, while living "down and out" in Paris. Interestingly enough, unlike his many rightwing critics, British spies conclude

How Do U Know When To....
How do you know when your marriage is over? How long do u give it to try and work it out? or do you try and work it out? I mean really over? to the point where you want a divorce? Any advice? anything please...i'm so lost and confused i duno what to do.... :'(

This Guy's My Hero!
Dublin Beer Bandit Raids Guinness Nov 30, 6:20 AM (ET) By SHAWN POGATCHNIK DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) - Irish police were hunting for a beer bandit who stole 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery - the largest heist ever at Ireland's largest brewer. National police said a lone man drove into the brewery - a Dublin landmark and top tourist attraction - on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded trailer awaiting delivery to city pubs. Diageo PLC (DEO), the beverage company that owns Guinness, said the brewery had never suffered such a large-scale theft before in its 248-year history. Police said the raider took 180 kegs of Guinness stout, 180 kegs of U.S. lager Budweiser and 90 kegs of Danish beer Carlsberg. Guinness brews both of those foreign brands under license for sale in Ireland. Police declined to say whether the theft had been captured by closed-circuit surveillance cameras. No description of the suspect was issued, suggesting that nobody got a good l

$1 Million For Ron Paul From 7 To 8 P.m. Est Today!
$1 million for Ron Paul from 7 to 8 P.M. EST Today! Add Ron Paul Revolution to your page ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SafetyJoe [Ron Paul 2008] Date: 01 Dec 2007, 00:17 $1 million for Ron Paul from 7 to 8 P.M. EST Today!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Vote Ron Paul in 08'Date: Nov 30, 2007 7:12 PM$1 million for Ron Paul from 7 to 8 P.M. EST Today!Tell everyone you know to donate $25 in this hour, if you've already pledged $100 for November 30th then give $75 earlier and then $25 in the hour! Check this site to find out when it is in your area: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?sort=2http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/1_million_for_Ron_Paul_from_7_to_8_P_M_EST_TodayWE MUST DONATE TODAY--THE MEDIA IS WATCHING!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Angela (Ron Paul 2008!)Date: Nov 30, 2007 7:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Ron Paul for president in 2008!

Clue #1 To 500,000
I'll be giving clues to where you might be able to find the grand prize 500,000 Right here - daily :) ____ maybe even more than ONE? The photo is in an album that has more than 15 photo's ... I'm Using my wonderful and thoughtful gift that Claire "VIXEN260" ~Vixen260~@ fubar got for me ... My ~H a p p y - H o u r~ Wo0t!!! Tuesday December 4, @ 6:00 PST/ 9:00 est So, to spread the Love shown to me - I'm going to give YOU all and anyone who wants a chance at 500,000 fuBUCKs! Just copy the coupon and paste it on one of my photos During My Happy Hour! Only RULE is that it: must be on any of MY PHOTOS in any of my albums? NO EARILY BIRDS! Posting coupon only on DEC 4 During my Happy Hour ONLY will be counted (all post before or after are void) Each of my albums have one photo that will be worthy of a prize If you put the coupon on that photo, you get the prize that is predetermined for that ph

Dayum! It Almost Worked!!
Man Tries to Deposit Fake $1M Bill Nov 28, 8:08 AM (ET) AIKEN, S.C. (AP) - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank. The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said. The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said. The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

Re: Mexican Flag Hung Over U.s. Flag On Huge Radio Tower
RE: Mexican Flag Hung Over U.S. Flag On Huge Radio Tower ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 01 Dec 2007, 00:29 Mexican Flag Hung Over U.S. Flag After Perpetrators Scale Huge Radio Tower There is a growing sense of outrage in Kalispell Montana after a Mexican flag was erected in front of a U.S. flag 200 feet up a huge tower that belongs to the oldest radio station in America - KGEZ. http://prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/301107_mexican_flag.htm

Artwork Update For December
December 1st update Fate Images http://atemages.fotopic.net/ Computer Graphics 2007 Christmas (Religious), Christmas (Religious B&W), Protect from Harm (mid month a special update coming) Coming in January 2008 a New Section! Record albums, More Adult images and Portfolio work. Deep Space One http://deepspaceone.fotopic.net/ New Character Banners! Heroes Elle Bishop, Maury “The Nightmare Man” Parkman, Bionic Woman New section!! Anthony Anthros, Antonio Pope, Becca Sommers, Jae Kim, Jaime Sommers, Jonas Bledsoe, Ruth Truewell, Sarah Corvus, Tom, Will Anthros All New Wallpapers! Only 1024X768 Wallpapers are in these sections! Sci-Fi Wallpapers Section 1 Babylon 5 A Moment of Perfect Beauty, Awakening, Babylon Squared, Beginning the Third Age, Have You Met the Misses?, Mollari the Second, Racing Mars, The Agamemnon, The Love of a Ranger, Thirdspace, To Seek, to Strive, to Find, but not to Yield, To the Death, Zarg hunt, Battlestar Galact

I'm Sorry (from Bulletin)
)i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the w

Get The Most From Your Cell Phone Battery
Lithium Ion Battery Facts Discharging: Lithium-ion typically discharges to 3.0V/cell. The spinel and coke versions can be discharged to 2.5V/cell to gain a few extra percentage points. Since the equipment manufacturers do not specify the battery type, most equipment is designed for a 3-volt cut-off. A discharge below 2.5V/cell may put the battery's protection circuit to sleep, preventing a recharge with a regular charger. These batteries can be restored with special equipment or by connecting the device to a computer using a USB cable. Some lithium-ion batteries feature an ultra-low voltage cut-off that permanently disconnects the pack if a cell dips below 1.5V. A very deep discharge may cause the formation of copper shunt, which can lead to a partial or total electrical short. The same occurs if the cell is driven into negative polarity and is kept in that state for a while. Manufacturers rate the lithium-ion battery at an 80% depth of discharge. Repeated full (100%)

Firefox Vs. Internet Explorer
Firefox vs. Internet Explorer Now for years Internet Explorer has been the primary web browser for pretty much all home computers and work computers alike. I have to use it on the computers at work all the time. Its terrible to say the least, its slow and locks up even on nice computers. It has horrible spam and spyware blocking software technology. To sum it up in one word, the software is glitchy. Now other choices are nothing new, for a time I used Netscape Navigator as a web browser and it was alright, better functionality and such. It just never really caught on though, so Microsoft won I suppose. Now in the last few years a new and different web browsing competitor has come along called Firefox. From the first time I used it I noticed right away there was something so much better about it. Sites that once took so long to appear on Internet Explorer (Using DSL connection for both platforms) were now showing up as fast as my internet connection would allow, by that I mean har

Got Some Festive Holiday Rope?
There is nothing like having your temp agency close the local mail center without warning so that your checks suddenly come anywhere from 3-5 days after you have your budget scheduled for, followed by two weeks of holidays so that the next checks are short, followed by your vehicle breaking down days before your smallest check has even arrived, followed by your assignment ending. I would have been eligible for holiday pay for thanksgiving at least but because of the my grandmother's funeral last month I became ineligible again for any holiday pay for 4 months. Yet, once again I have worked on getting life in order and have been two weeks away from being on track to having a curve ball destroy it all again.

Porn Star Attraction
Have you ever thought the secret behind the guys getting attracted to porn stars? Have you ever wondered at the excellent performance the porn stars on bed? If you have ever watched and wondered at the skills and excellence of porn stars, you would have wished to be like them when you are with your man to end up the lovemaking more and more satisfied. Following few simple steps may make you the honeydew of your man, and no more you will have to sleep alone on bed when your man finds satisfaction on the performance of porn stars on screen. Take initiative enthusiastically The first step to make your man hot and aroused is to be enthusiastic when you are with him. Most of the times women wish to hold the good girl approach and slip away from sexual act when your guy wants to do so. The secret of porn girls is that they never look like fed up with the process. They always show their partners how excited they are by engaging them with their speech and movements. Taking initiative is t

God's Way Of Taking Care Of Us
Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the quickie mart building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into focus for me: the crying woman, the ancient Sub

The Facts Of Love/life - Outta The Mouths Of Babes
'To have a baby the mother has to lay an egg then the mail (male) cracks it.' Absun aged 8 'If you dont want a baby you should practise contradiction'. Lyn 9 'If you put a man and a woman in bed together one of them will have a baby.' Paul 6 'Josephs wife Mary had a immmaculate contraption.' Tom 7 'If you want to have a baby, go to the library.' Pierre 6 'A baby comes out of the the mummys tummy and bites the doctor and the doctor smacks it.' Edward 6 'I nearly know how to have a baby but we don't do it til next term.' Francis 7 'To have a baby you have to make love to someone who doesnt mind.' Shelley 7 'The man next door has a baby in his tummy but it never comes out.' Alistair 9 'First of all you get in love, then married and get a baby. Or you can do it the other way around.' Peter 9 'Its easier to have a baby if you are a cat'. Paul 6

Thanks All
thanks to all the wonderful friends i have made on here i will deleate my porfile tomorrow for aabout a month a start fresf maybe i just dont know i love and will miss you all myspace.com/dalekern01 myspace link nascarfan200272@yahoo.com yahoo messenger love you all dale jr

Semester Ending
The semester is coming to a close for me, and it's getting into crunch time. I may not be around here much my friends, but I will be thinking of you all and missing you terribly, as soon as my semester is over i'll be back to share the love with you all :D

*l*o*s*t*
You told me that you loved me… With all of your heart… You told me many things… In the months you had my heart… You said you wanted me… Through the good and bad… I never dreamed this could end… In the way that it had… I only wanted you… Forever to hold near… I only wanted you… That which I hold dear… I am lost without your voice… Each day in my head… I longed for the day… That we could just lay in bed… How should I feel… Within my heart… Knowing that we… Will forever be apart… My heart calls for you… Each and every day… It wishes to be with you… Forever! It would say… I should have known better… Than to fall so hard for you… But my heart wouldn’t listen… My mind wanted you too… *AngL*

The World's Greatest Daredevil Dead: Rest In Peace Evel Knievel (1938-2007)
Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundel said. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Kniev

Racism..... Please Leave Me Comment....need To Know If This Running Right
Racism In society today, there is a disease called racism that destroys lives. The definition of racism is race-based bigotry, prejudice, violence, oppression, stereotyping or discrimination, those who are not like themselves. Yet racism has many other meanings, it just plain out wrong to have within life where lives are twisted, turn upside or destroy for pity selfish misunderstanding of their color, culture or origin. In life past and present hatred upon lives still comes in many forms, but the one that stick out the most is racism. Racism is a selfish need to control, own and obtain the divine power over all life and lands upon our vast world. Now at war fighting against terrorist because life must insert certain dangerous in order to be heard and seen as power over all life, but is it proving or winning anything that will make it stop, when hatred of each other is strong and growing still with racism? Why is life so afraid of others religion and nationality, culture or orig

Insanity
Welcome to this world of insanity which we call life. Questions fill my mind but their answers are such simple ones. Respect and Love, should they run parallel, or are they not similar at all. There is a knife on the counter for you to use to continue the stabbing. See the scars upon my back they are from others just like you, kick me while I’m down, you better run like a little bitch and watch over your shoulder because in the end I will get mine. Follow your heart, apparently mine has lost its internet connection to Mapquest, and I can’t trust the fuckin thing anymore, maybe they sell replacement parts at Walmart. Is being alone as scary as it seems to be or is it just missing that regular piece of ass you are used to having whenever you see fit? I am not a toy, I cannot be thrown down and expected to be there whenever your lil fuckin heart desires. Relationships, what a fuckin joke, devote time and love to just get rejection in return. Meaningless phrases, empty promises, an

For Stacy
There are so many words I cannot say, when I look into your eyes. I want to be able to tell you one day, but I'm left speechless every time that I try. You have stumbled across the key, and discovered so much more. You found a hidden place in me, you found my heart and opened the door. And I cried in pain of fear losing my dear friend. Will it ever be the same again? If it passes will it be the end? I realized it was worth so much, as I lie in bed at night. So I allowed my soul to be touched, without even putting up a fight. Are my eyes deceiving me, Are you playing games, just to prove I care? Someday I will see, Or will the love just suddenly stop? your footprints are still on my heart, your friend I'll always be, as long as we always try, to keep the friendship between you and me.

Sex And How It Should Be
To all my friends near and far I've taken the time to put together a few of my thoughts –Truly amazing sex can happen only when both partners are willing to take risks. To have the best sex, you've just got to be a little bad. When you go beyond your limits, you discover hidden turn-ons and new sensations. Plus, you get the blood-pumping jolt that comes from being bolder, ballsier and so much hotter in bed. Your willingness to explore your sexual boundaries will also build intimacy and trust between you and your partner. So, here are some of my sexy sins you should make a must and commit to. Please enjoy !!! Bust Out a New Move - Nothing makes the bedroom buzz with erotic electricity like debuting a dirty act you've always been curious about, especially if you think it's kinda kinky. Spontaneously slipping a novel technique into your lusty lineup will elevate an ordinary sex session into a reckless, fasten-your-seat-belt romp. It will also open your eyes to erogenous zones yo

Is There Still A Christmas?
Me and my best friend were out the other day when he called his daughter's school and asked when her Christmas play was, the lady that answered the phone told him that there wasn't a Christmas play but there would be a holiday program. Hmmmmm, Holiday program? Well I wasn't born here in the states cuz I was in a military family but we still celebrated Christmas. I am down with all the other things that go on during the season but Christmas has always been a tradition not holidays. Even a few years ago big corporations changed their slogans from Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays which was still quite upsetting due to the traditions and values that even I myself grew up to. Does anyone else fell the same? I mean we all have our family traditions but now to say that calling it Christmas is politically correct not to upset others, isn't that taking away the choice that we have to celebrate? Sorry if this upsets anyone but I'm not knocking on the other things that others have to celebrate c

Think Electronic Voting Machines Are A Good Thing? Think Again.
Moonshine America: Collapse of the "Trust Me" Elections Model 11-29-07: MOONSHINE AMERICA – Collapse of the "Trust Me" model In 2007, Black Box Voting embarked on a year-long investigative series examining elections in what we call the Moonshine territories – reputedly the most corrupt local governments in America. What we found has staggering implications for the design of American election systems as a whole. Our current system only works if we trust every human link in the chain. In this report we will knock the concept of trust-based elections out the window. What follows begins with our examination of the "Trust Me" election model as it is implemented in locations like Kentucky, West Virginia, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Arkansas. What we found in these locations quickly unravels into an indictment of faith-based elections in all 50 states. The very core of the voting machine controversy is not paper trails or spot check procedures. The essence of whether an election

Salute Downrater..
This Guy rated my page a "10" but gave my Salute a "1" then Blocked my ass..lmao what's the matter couldn't he take the pressure of what I was going to do him..lmao Douche bag! travis121@ fubar Go Show him some Fubar Luv..lmao

Just Starting On Fubar
hey all, so i've been a member for a few minutes and already have 5 comments... that's different! ;p okay jess, so i have an account. happy? anyone else i don't know can email me amyjean411@gmail.com peace out!

Hot Rod
Watched this movie last night. Tough one. Looks like a Waynes World meets Napolean Dynamite. IF you like those type of movies, this one may be for you. Effectively Rod believes that he comes from a line of daredevils and in order to save his stepdad decides to do a stunt to raise the money, get the girl, etc. After seeing him in Deadwood, I wondered what Ian McShane was doing in this movie. He seemed to be a waste to talent. I hope he was paid well. I'd rather watch reruns of Waynes World or ND before seeing this again. Spend your money elsewhere.

Hotel Room
A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're felt too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room, but they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the show

Thank You All
I want to thank you all for your prayers..unfortunately my cousin passed on to better place today..he was 100% brain dead and the hospital decided to disconnect his life support as he had no chance of survival without it. MyHotComments In memory of David Arnold Dutrisac Junior October 6,1980 - November 30,2007 may he rest in eternal peace. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Evel Knievel
Iconic Daredevil Evel Knievel Dies at 69 By MITCH STACY – 58 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundel said.

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Watched this movie last night on my flight. It is darker than the other Harry Potter movies, but I thought it is very good. Its basically more of the same in that its Harry vs the forces of Lord Voldemort. He has been building power and he is certainly making it harder on Harry. Some of the magic appears to be gone. Some of the fun things of the original movies, learning to fly, quidditch, the new discoveries as he learns magic are gone. Instead we are to the nitty gritty of the storyline. I'd certainly strongly recommend seeing the earlier movies before delving into this one. But for Harry Potter Fans, I think it lives up.

Kmart
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course > they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

Friends?
Please bear with me while I vent a little..... Most of the people on my friends list are people whom requested to be MY friend. Some people on my friends list I did request to be my friend. I try to treat my friends like someone that I care about. I drop by to say hello frequently, or rate their photos. I try to rate complete folders, that way I know that one is done unless you add more photos to it. In that case, I do return to check that I am still current with rating your pics. I also rate your stash, and buy you gifts. Now, I will admit....that I don't buy gifts for the return gift. However, I rate your photos because I do like what you have posted ~ AND ~ I am also hoping for the return ratings for my photos. I do search the web high and low for photos that are not common. I try to post photos that are not flying all over the net and everyone has seen them. I like pics that are a little different and interesting. I would never rate anything less than a 10. I even rate

A Time For Change In Pro Wrestling
Sat Dec 1st at 1052 us hwy 92 west starting at 8pm pro wrestling with new face's and old ticket's 10 at the door and 8 in advance. A night were all the title will be on the line in one why or anther. For more info write me to let me know.

Traveling Down Under
Yesterday I embarked on a two week excursion to Australia. First we are in Sydney for a couple of days and then next week head up to Cairns to board a liveaboard and dive the Great Barrier Reef for 8 days. Then its back to the States. This is by far the longest flight I have ever taken. I left Denver at 6:45pm, flew to LAX, had a two hour layover then boarded a plane for Sydney. 13 hours later we deplaned at 7:45am Saturday morning. It was like an overnight sleepover with movies. We had four. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Invisible, Hairspray and Hot Rod. The challenge of sleeping on the plane allowed me to catch the first and last movies. ITs overcast in Sydney today as I am writing this from my hotel room. Headed to the Sydney Opera House tonight.

Hi ,
Hello to everybody . I want to say I'm sorry for not being around much this week . I've been busy helping a friend doing a remodel on her house , And have been starting early and by the time I get home I'm beat . And have not been checking back in . I will get back to all of you that have rated added and left me comments in the last few days , Again thank you for understanding . I hope everyone has a great weekend . Thank you . luv you all , Tom

Just One Daddy For Me
There is only one Daddy for me. Just one Daddy that helped me walk on the ceiling. There is only one Daddy dear to my heart. Just one Daddy to love me in a special way. There is only one Daddy to give me that special blessing. Just one Daddy I can't wait to see after a hard day. There is only one Daddy who can make me smile. Just one Daddy to make me feel safe. There is only one Daddy whom I want to call Daddy. Just one Daddy, because thats all I need.

Nightmare
They don't understand They don't see Why these thoughts are in me They will never understand They will never see Why I will do this to me There's nothing left Nothing to say Nothing to do I know someone will ask: How could you? I hate this nightmare I never wake up It goes on forever I want it to end I don't want it to continue Tonight it will end There's nothing you can do They will never understand They will never see Why I did this to me Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE!

Contest Starting Tonight 9pm Est
Contest starts tonight at 9:00pm Est. Contest will run from Nov 30th until Dec 31st.Just as a reminder these are the rules1. No Drama!!!!2. No downrating or harassing other contestants. Anyone caught doing so will be pulled from contest.3. Self comment allowed. As well as bombing families encouraged. Must have at least 2000 comments a week other wise you will be pulled from contest. 4. And last but not least have fun. Thanks and good luck.

Between The Lines..
Read between the lines Look behind the smile Search for the true mind What will you find? Read between the lines Am I still alive Walking down the path of life Look in my eyes And tell me are they really mine Read between the lines I'm just waiting for my time Hiding deep inside Find out how I'm really like Before all the others discover the lie Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE!

Seven Souls
The essence of who we are comes with wisdom. Wisdom unlocks our limitless potential. We seek inspiration in our life. Our search takes us down paths that lead to wisdom. Knowledge and self-reflection revel our true selves. Self-reflection leads to understanding our life's journey. The journey strengthens and validates us. We gain power to create our own inspiration and to honor it. This is our Seven Souls...

Beyond My Understanding But It's Ok , I Guess...
Now, I'm not gonna sit here and claim I have no wrongs,let this be perfectly clear! but it does come to a point where you know that you're doing all you can and you get no good in return. Let me start this story from the day of my operation ,so you guys can understand better. My (ex,almost..) husband was there to help,and we talked about the steps we're taking,inbetween one preparation and another,one worry and another. He claims we can talk about it more once I'm totally recovered.Obviously I was more than happy to open a dialog,notwithstanding his premise :"I'll keep an open mind,but I can't promise anything" . So the deal was,that I'd recover and we'd examine all the possibilities and see if we really couldn't save this marriage... He brings me home from the operation and I thank him more than once for leaving this possibility open,and begin asking a few ( neutral ! ) questions about it. He starts getting all upset and agitated and even threatens to leave without buying

I Am Runnin With Da Devil
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Funny Sayings...
OK, so Im a sucker for quotes and sayings. I love them....dunno why, but i do..... In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. You can't have everything, where would you put it? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others. Strangers have the best candy. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their sho

New Girls, New Vids
I promised you new shit, and I'm delivering!!! I've been putting up new vids all week, and you guys have got to check them out :-) If you go to the site, go to My Videos page and check out "Download Exclusive Clips," to see new scenes that HAVE NEVER BEEN RELEASED BEFORE. You can see Alexx Sinn's very first time on camera-I had so much fun with that girl!!! I've also put up Erika Kane's first boy/girl scene, and wait until you see what I'm doing in it LOL!!! So check out my updated galleries, and browse my new Exclusive Clips, and show your support for real underground porn!!! After you've gotten your jollies, hit me back :-) I love to hear what my fans think of my work-it's all for you, after all :-)

Sudan Demo Over Jailed Uk Teacher
Sudan demo over jailed UK teacher Crowds of people have marched in Sudan's capital Khartoum to call for a tougher sentence for a British teacher imprisoned for insulting religion. Gillian Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, was jailed for 15 days on Thursday after allowing children in her class to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Some reports said protesters had called for her to be shot. Her lawyer said she was later moved for her own safety. Muslim Labour peer Lord Ahmed is on his way to Sudan to push for her release. Lord Ahmed, who is being accompanied by the Conservatives' Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, expects to meet President Omar al-Bashir and possibly the chief justice. He is travelling at the invitation of the Sudanese government. 'Kill her' The Foreign Office said Mrs Gibbons had been visited again by consular staff on Friday and that she was "well", but it could not confirm where she was being held. A spokeswoman said: "We are pursuing diplomatic contacts with

The Night B4 Christmas....(something A Soldier Wrote)
The Night Before Christmas T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house, Made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, With presents to give, And to see just who, In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, Just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures, Of far distant lands. With medals and badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, Came through my mind. For this house was different, It was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, Once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, Silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A Canadian soldier. Was this the hero, Of whom I'd just read?, Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families, That I saw this night, Owed

Us Daredevil Evel Knievel Dies
US daredevil Evel Knievel dies Legendary US daredevil Evel Knievel has died at the age of 69, his granddaughter has said. Knievel had suffered ill-health, including diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis - an incurable lung condition - for several years. He underwent a liver transplant, after nearly dying of hepatitis C, in 1999. Knievel gained cult status performing death-defying stunts in the 1960s and 70s, including an attempted motorcycle jump over Snake River Canyon in Idaho. Rocket-powered bike HAVE YOUR SAY He was such a mythical and iconic figure that later on, as a teenager, I had to be convinced he wasn't some made-up figure from a distant childhood memory. Marc Starr, Manchester Send us your comments He regularly drew huge crowds when he attempted to jump over rows of parked vehicles with his motorbike. "They started out watching me bust my ass, and I became part of their lives," Knievel once said. In one famous incident in 1968, he at

Mood-altering Hormones In Semen Could Make Women Happier
Women who were directly exposed to their partners' semen were less depressed, researchers have found. The researchers came to the conclusion after looking at almost 300 female students who were divided into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms. Psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York led the research team, which used a standard psychological questionnaire to assess how happy the women were. Researchers warn people should practise safe sex Gallup warned his findings should not discourage people from practising safe sex, because the risks of an unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted disease offset any possible effects on mood. On average, the researchers found women whose partners never used condoms were the happiest. Those who used condoms sometimes came in second. The least happy women were those whose partners always used or usually used condoms. Women who weren't having sex scored in between the always and usual

Hostage Drama At Clinton Office
Hostage drama at Clinton office Police have surrounded Hillary Clinton's campaign office in the city of Rochester, New Hampshire, after a man seized a number of hostages. Reports say four people have been freed, but it is unclear if there are other hostages still in the building. Police have evacuated the area and there have been no reported casualties, although the man claimed to have a bomb strapped to his chest. Mrs Clinton is at a Virginia party event and has had no part in the siege. Media reports said she cancelled a speech she was just about to make as news of the hostage crisis broke. 'Resources available' Police sent a tactical bomb unit and hostage negotiators to the scene. "The area is stabilised, we have resources available to us to handle the situation effectively and safely," said Rochester police department spokesman Capt Paul Callaghan. Hillary Clinton is not caught up in the hostage drama The man first released a mother and her

Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol

It's A Long Contest
The Cutest Couple Contest lasts until 12/24 but some couples have already built big leads so its important to us that we stay close so if you can find the time to drop some comment bombs me and FatBoy we would be glad to help any of you when you're in a contest......xoxo Gail and Fatboy:

Quotes
No man is wise enough by himelf -Plautus Who is a wise man? He who learns of all men -Talmud It is not how much you know about but how you live your life that counts. Those who can avoid mistakes by observing the mistakes of others are most apt to keep free from sorrow. In a world full of uncertainties, the record of what has gone before-human experience-is as sure and reliable as anything of which we know -Ray Lyman Wilbur The men who have gone before us have taught us how to live and how to die. We are the heirs of the ages -Sidney Dark Who can mistake great thoughts? They seize upon the mind; arrest and search, and shake it; bow the tall soul as by wind; rush over it like a river over reeds -Philip James Bailey If I can line up the people who, back through the ages, have gone at life in ways I greatly admire, then I can feel all their strength supporting me, all their standards and values pointing the way in which I

I Can Dream
Just hold me close even if it's a dream let me hear your heartbeat let me have this dream. For the world is colder than the words that we say, and only in my dreams will I know you'll stay. For touching is not wanted and I need to be held, for when you've never known love it seems like your in hell. But even there you can't stop these dreams i have of you, of being in your arms and a love thats true.

Close The Space
How do I describe these feelings that rage in me, the ways I think of you, even in my sleep. To know that if I reach out that yes, you will be there, but you will turn away, my hand pass through air. To only feel your touch for a few seconds every day, is a torture in itself carries its own hellish pain. So I will keep on waiting trying to figure out my place, Waiting only to see if you will close the space.

Friday November 30, 2007
WE BE BACK! NEWSFLASH 5:17: Evel Knievel passed away today at the age of 69. We here at NEWSFLASH! would like to send our condolences to his friends and family. Jumping 20 tractor trailers must be easier with wings and a halo.

Dangerous Life
I use to think that life was a messed up useless trial. Never once did I believe that it could resemble an x file. With so many mysteries and so much danger that protecting my heart would take a Texas ranger. Being confused mind in turmoil feelings twisted up an emotional coil. Where do you turn when there's no place to go? Who will be there when you need someone to hold?

To Feel
If I thought that there was a chance to keep you then I would do all in my power to see if it could be love. For in no time in my life have I felt what I feel for you, that life has a purpose and that there may be a god above. That joy and happiness is finally within my grasp that the pain and loneliness is left in the past. For so long I have wandered in the darkness of the cold looking for the light in the night that would show me the way home. To feel warmth and love fill a heart To know that the nightmares are gone for good to experience a soul reborn To feel the way a person should.

The Child
Who hears the tears that fall in the night, or sees the pain poured into a tattered teddy bear? Who wants to feel the anguish of a beaten and tortured soul, Who can understand the mind of a emotionally starved child? No-one hears my tears as they fall into the fur of my teddy bears face... No one wanted to listen. No one wanted to open their heart and mind to a lost child crying in the night only wanting to be loved. Now no one will ever hear my tears, see my pain feel my anguish or even understand the child inside. The child died.... in pain... unloved..... unwanted..... I died.

Witches Sadness
Forever and always alone, No-one to share your life never to find true happiness A soul turns frozen, cold. The darkness is a blanket that wraps around a heart that provides the only comfort to a life torn apart. The moon and stars suspended in the black coldness of night like the distance between hearts with no feelings come to light. No spell can totally abolish the darkness and the cold. No magic can bring back love and warmth to my soul. Never allowed to cry, or let people see the pain, A witch's sadness is private and her tears become the rain

What Is Left
Tossed away like a doll worn an torn by heavy hands shoved away into the darkness thats grasps you like quicksand. Never to share the light or build apon memories unable to enjoy the laughter or share the tears of grief. Forever banned from warmth cast far away from the sun, no feelings except for ice the only constant one. Like knives slashing through the heart, the cold emptiness of the soul. This is what is left of love, The frightening fear of being alone.

We Never Forget
We never forget the time we share with another the brightest of memories we have of another. No matter the length of time how much or how small the amount of time is not what makes a memory at all. It's the sound of a voice the beating of a heart the simple touch of a hand the sadness when we part. From sharing love to sharing dreams and hopes, the sharing of secrets to sharing liquor and dope. When time has made us old and some memories fade into the night, the memories of each other will still be shinning bright.

Time Machine
Sometimes I wish I had a time machine. Then I could change my life Then maybe someone could love me. I could try harder to stop them, I could fight back even rougher, I could try to scream even louder, I could have made it tougher. Or I could delay my brother Stop hims before he finds me Then I'd be at rest finally Not turned into a whore for family. I could take a chance and tell Stop it before it kills in me The abilities to trust,to feel, To dream, to hope,to be happy. But i'll never have that time machine So i can't change my past. I can't fix my nightmares or finally feel hope at last.

I'm Quitting Smoking
I have finally decided to quit smoking. I picked a bad time to do it, but I guess it's always going to be a bad time. I had my last one today, and I'm already ready to rip someone's head off. I didn't realize what a big part of my day that habit was. I want to feel better, but I feel like I'm losing a good friend. I think this next week is going to be hellish. Any tips for quitting cold turkey? I don't want to use the patch, gum or pill or anything like that.

Time Can Forget
Time passes slowly no matter how it seems for an eternity can speed pass or float as apon a stream. Life has it's own time line and chooses it's own pace, short and fast, long and slow, it chooses it's own race. Circles of legends, follows the eons of space, myths and fantasies fall to no pace. But of everything mentioned there is one entity here that will be to the end of forever the sadness and joy of loves tears. For it was here before time and will be here when time forgets to share all of our moments happiness and regret.

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The Worth
Live for my living, or else i shall die. That was my saying, till i saw your eyes. Then I saw into your soul and I felt your heartbeat. I knew I couldn't leave you for you would never let me. You held my steady gaze, stretched your hand out to mine, asking without question to share hearts for all time. So I gave you my love and accepted yours in return. Hoping that this would last and that I wouldn't get hurt. For love is worth a chance, and life worth living, music is worth dancing, and hearts worth giving.

The Joke Of Death
What have you done, you lying ass bastard?!! You promised peace and quiet not this fucking disaster!!! You spoke of a calming quiet, the cool, soothing dark!!!! Not the wailing of my children or the breaking of their hearts! Yet here you stand... in your robe with your scythe and like that fake God above You only give me more strife!!! A peaceful death, HA, thats a riot A promise of the final end... in reality the beginning of pain that will never end!!!!!

Toys For Tots
This Year while you are shopping, please don't forget to drop a toy in the bin for the Marines. It's for a Great Cause. Otherwise there will be alot of children that will go without a Christmas. Please show some love for these Kids by Helping the Marines.

Evel Knievel Dead At 69
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundel said. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary

Someone
I don't miss the ring That you placed on my hand And I never wanted for anything huge or grand. I don't miss the money that you brought in every month and I never yeaned for a different car every month. I do miss having someone to hold in the cold darkness of night to snuggle up to when it's scary and who will hold me tight. Someone to laugh with or to hold me when I cry someone who wont run away Someone to stand by my side. Someone willing to look inside and love me for who I am Someone whose as crazy as me someone willing to love and can. That someone was never you You proved it in so many ways you've never really loved me maybe someone will one day.

Giveaway
Hey everyone that reads this...lol...I'm in a giveaway, and I need to reach 60,000 comments in 10 weeks...I'm just about at the end of my first week and nowhere near where I should be...So if you get a chance could you drop me some comments on my pic? I would really appreciate it, and I will return the love :) xoxo booboo p.s....here's the link; just click it and it will take you to where you need to be.

Cna Yuo Raed Tihs?
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Credit is given and taken away from a Cambridge Study

Scarred
Does it really matter if I have a scar on my face, does it scare you to think that I'm not perfect not pretty, an blase? Well I know it's a sight an that you always turn away that you don't want me no-more i hide from the day. If I'm not what you want now then please let me go.... let me have my solitude let me be alone. For what is left for me besides being tosses aside it's better for you to leave and for me to hide. I cry now at the site the freak I've become and know in my heart that I'm better off alone. No...no tears no gentle goodbyes you've done enough damage so why stay an lie? you take your leaving and I'll say he's gone out of my life no more harm.

Releasing The Pain
In my poems I write what I feel, and what i write about is vividly real. I cant lie when i write because its inside me. These feelings are stronger Than you'd ever believe. To let out the anguish the pain and sorrow, To put them on paper before they destroy tomorrow. This is my way of saving my life before the desolation kills me and brings more strife.

I Win!!!!!
I just LOVE my cousin Jake!!!!! I got told that this stupid "Army Strong" video was an all Army video but if you watch it closely there is a little shot of Marines in their Charlies. Anyhow why is the gov waisting money on putting videos such as these on MySpace (I got told it was the Army who put it up, I could have been told wrong), and not on like vest that really do stop ammo from killing our men and women? Grrrrrr. Okay, I am done now.

Shattered Edge Radio
hey all my loyal fubarers come check us out in shattered edge radio lounge! can't find us look on my page under my lounges. we are the hottest lounge around right now and we mean no harm or offense to those other lounges who think they are the best but everyone is entitled to their opinion and my opinion is shattered edge radio is the best lounge !!!!!!!!!

My Never Ending Story
The sun is setting in the west, that time has come again. I can feel the fear clawing, tearing, fighting to be revealed. Not long now..the pain will begin tears will collect & try to pour. The fear of what is going to happen when you come through that door. First the words that slice the soul, then the anger that lends him strength, finally the pain thats been unleashed, the beating that goes on at length. Then the fear quickens in your heart for the worst is yet to start.... when he realizes what he's done... and HE starts to fall apart. He cries and begs your forgiveness Says it will never happen again.... But the fear in your heart cries out, " This shit will never end. "

Taser
POCKET TASER STUN GUN, a great gift for the wife! A guy who purchased his lovely wife a Pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Mike's Pistol and Pawn and it sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Kelly. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse size taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short-lived, with no long term adverse effects on the assailant, allowing the user adequate time to retreat to safety... Way too cool!!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darned thing and pushed the button...Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Kelly what the burn spot

Thank God Its Friday
hello my day was kind of borin igot up at 4am left to drive to work at 5am it takes me 40 min to drive to work im a robotic welder we make parts for honda it went by pretty fast relly only 8hours today ihave to work tommorrow to we work alot of over time im off sunday ithink il try to do everything ican in one day any ladies that want to add me and have yahoo add me bruce_buckner36@yahoo.com

My Friend Or My Love
Someone who will be there no matter what the price. Someone who truly cares no matter whose throat you slice. To stand beside you in times of joy or pain Without ulterior motives, with nothing to gain. Who will laugh at your jokes no matter how bad they are and still tell you they suck or if you've gone to far. To hold you when you cry, Worry when your sick, Smack ya when your crazy, To help choose what to pick. Are you my friend or my love? On this I must choose. for the best love you can have.. Is the love who's a friend too.

My Childhood...(terror & Truth)
Asleep in the bed dreaming what kids dream about, something wakes you up you start to shout. Then you see your daddy, you think he's there to hold, instead he slaps you silly says "Do what you are told." He tears off your panties and you begin to cry "If you make a sound" he says "Then you'll have to die." Then you start to struggle as you feel him touch you there but you can not get away, is this a nightmare? I thought that he loved me, my daddy hurt me instead, used me like a little whore, I wished I was dead. So I went to the basement and climbed up on the shelves, put the wires around my neck so I could kill myself. If only he hadn't found me, if only he hadn't took me down, I'd be free of the nightmares, why did he cut me down? Then he started selling me to anyone with a beer, his own little daughter now lives in fear. I'm 38 years old now and still the nightmares reign, the terror of innocence lost, the crushi

I Think Not Yet
I don't think I've ever had the feeling of love. It was never given as a child much less an adult. When you grow up in a detached emotion void how do you know when it it real,or just like a toy? Now I have cared very deeply for some of the men in my life. But is it a real lasting love or just simply a lie? I know parental love I feel that for my kids but the type for a man? I'm not sure if I ever did. Does anyone really know or is it just a lucky guess? Someday I may find out, but I think not yet.

Have You
Have you ever seen a bird fly with it's wings spread wide? Was it sky blue in color? How high did you see it fly? Have you ever tasted a snowflake, with it's points all a glitter? Was it's taste sweet as sugar, or so sour it was bitter? Have you ever smelled a rose, with the petals covered in dew? Was the fragrance sweet and pure or was it destroyed by you? Have you ever felt the gentle mist falling softly on your face? Like the touch of butterfly kisses Have you truly felt the mist? Have you ever heard the lonesome cry, of a sorrowful, lonely, tortured soul? Was the cry like the Irish banshee's, Did you ever hear my vanquished soul?

I'm Here In Your Heart
Burn your sacred candles, Say your hopeful prayers, Feel the wind on your face, For soon I will be there. Resurrect old memories For in them I shall be to love an visit with Like the whisper of a breeze. For as the stars burn gently And the waves crest on the beach think of me with love you'll see me in your dreams. When comets pass through and the sun burns bright the clouds drifting by I'll be in their light. In the flames of a fire, the hiss of a dragon's tail, in the beauty of a wildflower, wrapped in the coldness of hail. All of these wonderful places Plus a few more besides, is where you'll find my soul the places where it's hides. So if you go looking, and you find it's not there, Just look into your heart My memory is always there. My touch is the wind, a caress apon your face. My warmth is the sun spinning through space. My tears are the rain Gently falling from the sky, And my friendship, the stars that are co

Bossa Nova Baby...
As regular readers will know, the titles of my blogs have feck all to do with the content...just wanted to make that clear, saves confusion! Well tonight has to be the shortest night out ive had in a while...a whole hour and a half! I had to pop up and see some friends who run the karaoke in a local bar....they recorded our bridesmaids (Yvvys sisters) singing at our reception, so I had to pop up and get the CD's they were recorded on. So off I set just before 9pm and trudged the mile up to town in the p'ing rain, hoping for a pint and a sing-song. Well I got the former but not the latter! The laptop wouldnt recognise the external drive that stores all the karaoke tracks so there was no audible murders of classic songs tonight. However, there was Guinness on tap, so that proves that in every sack of shite, there is a speck of gold. And I got a lift home too, so everyones a winner (well, I am at least) Also, We go away on honeymoon a week tomorrow (saturday 1st november) so

Forgotten Holidays
There was New Years Eve but not for me. Valentine's Day but you were away. Saint Patty's green you weren't to be seen. Easter came and went alone was how it was spent. The Fourth of July you promised but lied. Labor Day was so bad I was the one who was sad. All Hallows Eve you were a ghost to me. Thanksgiving Dinner you weren't a winner. Christmas Day.... what's left to say, You weren't here to celebrate Forgotten holidays, I still wait.

Find
Name a person in space or time Who's found true love that the love didn't die. Name a woman Who has stayed true after she has said "I do." Name a man That's kept his oath one who didn't replace her after she grew old. Find me a child Who hasn't been hurt by words or deed or even divorce. When you find these then you've a family. One that can't be broken because love is all they need.

Feeling Pain ... Published
Pain is a sensation I have often felt, in many different forms with pain I have dealt. The pain of the body from cuts, illness,scrapes, punches, wrecks, and the pain of birthing labor. Pain of the heart when you love some-one or when your worried over a sick son. Pain of the mind when time has made you old when you have no-one and the days grow cold.

Explaining Lies
You promised me that you'd come home but here I sit by myself, alone. Why did you lie to me and raise my hopes so high? Now they're ground to dust, just tell me why. How do I explain to her that her daddy's not home? How do I explain your lies and the reason that you're gone? I am the one that must dry her poor, unhappy, tear-stained face while you remain where ever you are running around all over the place.

Every Day, Night, & Moment
Each day that goes by, Every night that slips away, Every moment of every hour, I relive my memories and pray. With eyes the wonderful color of a clear, cloudless sky, hair the color of a lions mane You are handsome in my eyes. An unshaven strong jaw, the gentleness & passion of a kiss the strength of your arms these are what I miss. Your quick witty mind your thick rough voice these and many other things are what made me rejoice

Dreams, Fantasies, & Reality
I've been asked so many times what I want out of life, but I just close my eyes and say "To be someones wife." But I know it will never be because my first love is dead and their is no reason for me to settle for second best. If I could find that type of love again were you feel like you've stepped off a cliff then I'd fight tooth and nail to make sure I could keep it. But dreams are not reality and fantasies don't come true I wish with all my soul That I could say, "I love you."

Christmas Videos
Gnostic Media - Sexual Symbolism in Religion Sexy Santa Baby - Happy HotRoastin' Holidays :: HotRoast Sexy girl Alexa videos. "Merry-Christmas" video clip. Have a Spicey Christmas! Jingle all the way sung for the bum

Dreams
You came back home after a long leave now your taking off to follow your dreams. Don't you understand That's all I want too, to find and make my dreams come true. They may not match but it's all I have my dreams to find of love and happiness. Somewhere out there is my true destiny someone, somewhere searching trying hard to find me.

The Girls Blowjob Rules-
The Girls Blowjob Rules- ~1. First and foremost, we should suck your cock often, like whenever you tell us, and we better act like we love giving blowjobs all the time, to so you don't need to go find someone else to do it. ~2. You can shoot it on my face, but if you do it in my mouth, I promise I'll swallow. Just try to keep it away from my pretty eyes, it burns. ~3. My ears are NOT handles. but my hair is! You can push on my head but you might make me gag and get puked on... ~4. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. ~5. Having my period means you get a bj every day it's not your fault I am out of service, you have needs, plus stuffing your cock in my mouth means you wont have to listen to me bitch and whine ~6. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you, I'm not done. Once I start sucking you off, I don't have the right to stop until you cum or you tell me to stop. ~7. If you like how

Poem
I spent two years in Vietnam. My job as platoon Sgt. was to lead LRRP. THey could last from 4 to 8 days or more depending on the orders. For my brothers out there, They will know what I speak of. For others it stands forLon Range Recon Patrole. After my first patrole and haveing lost a third of my men, I returned to my base and sat and wrote this poem. "Death is knocking at my door" It feels as though death is near, and my life, It does'nt seem so clear. I think of things I should have done, and wonder where our lives have gone! I dwell upon the past, That's true, about the things I've thought to do. I see my life as it should have been, and shake at what I see and grin. Could GOD have something in mind for me? Something I haven't been able to see. Now death is knocking at my door. I feel it burning at my core. My energy is flowing, I can feel it pour. It's flowing like water on the floor. I have little time to tell you more, Because death is now

Evel Knievel
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundel said. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as

Don't
Don't say you love me For I know it's not true. Don't say you care because I feel the same for you. If it isn't in your heart Don't say it in my ears because if they're lies it'll bring more tears. If lies are all you have to say, say them to someone new. Don't take pity on me just because of my love for you. Break it off now before it's to late for we both know it's not our fate.

How Can I Love You More?
How could I love you more? I would give up Even that beauty I have loved too well That I might love you better. Alas, how poor the gifts that lovers give� I can but give you of my flesh and strength, I can but give you these few passing days And passionate words that, since our speech began, All lovers whisper in all ladies' ears. I try to think of some one lovely gift No lover yet in all the world has found; I think: If the cold sombre gods Were hot with love as I am Could they not endow you with a star And fix bright youth for ever in your limbs? Could they not give you all things that I lack? You should have loved a god; I am but dust. Yet no god loves as loves this poor frail dust.

Different Kinds Of Love
There's many kinds of love of this you must know a love you will always have and a love that will go. The love of a woman for the right man the love of a daughter for her dad. The love of a child for its mom the love of a father for his son. The love of Christ that will never be lost it was for us that he died on the cross.

Dear God
Dear God, Every time I turn around I'm always getting hurt did You plan it this way? I'm not a piece of dirt. Why did You make me like this the brunt of all the jokes? If this is one of Your tests then I've been broke. My heart has been ripped out my soul has been beaten my feelings tortured to the point of where there's nothing left of me. Dear Lord make it stop make the pain go away Far, far away...far away to stay Amen.

Dealing
Hours, days, and nights I spend without you wondering if in time I'll loose these blues. When I think that time has finally set me free those memories of us return to haunt me. They make me realize how my life has been and how I despise all the pain I've seen. Pain & anger is what I felt from the wrong you did to me. In the past I shall not dwell I've dealt with your trechary.

Dancing And Me
Dancing is a part of me it's part of my soul with out dancing I'm not whole. The movements are like an expression of myself that can be shown not hidden on a shelf. My dancing shows emotion from anger to love it's a way to let it out and fly like the doves. It's my own inner self that shows through with energy and strength I put into the moves.

Crying On The Inside...published
The tears are pouring from my eyes and rolling down my cheeks for the pain in my heart won't let me fall asleep. It stays bottled up inside until I blow my top Then it all comes pouring out and I can't make it stop. But I keep it to myself like everything else because unlike most people I can't be myself.

Christmas Away...for All Those In The Military
When I get down on my knees at night I pray to our Lord that you're safe tonight. And that on his birthday You will be at peace with no gun fire to disturb you feast. We send our love our prayers and wishes and we seriously hope that you don't do the dishes. With you in our minds and love in our hearts We wish you were home not in a country torn apart.

At Least You Try
At Least You Try Is this my time for me to be me? Is this a bad time for me to say, This is the last time that I try. Never wanted you to see me this way Im filled with pain And I hate everyday. A memory that wont go away. Ill never change for you and so you lie to me but at least you tried. Such a sad time for you to see. Me in my time and Im leaving for the last time. I never tried Never wanted you to love me this way you felt my pain and hated everything A memory that wont go away. Ill never change for you and so you lied to me but at least you tried. Copyright ©2007 Jesse Ross Ketcham

Chance Meeting
One day I was walking out in the park it was growing late and getting dark. I started for home with my head cast down I crashed into you and fell to the ground. You helped me up and I looked at you you were so gorgeous I felt like a fool. You looked like the devil with you darkly good looks you wore that silly hat covered with fish hooks. I apologized to you and started to leave but you took my hand and said "your name please." So we exchanged names in the dimming twilight and you asked for a date under the street light.

Leaving Maybe
myspace.com/dalekern01 i think as of tomorrow im leaving fubar too many immature people and to much drama know i have had some people try to talk me into staying with fubar the address on the top is my myspace page and my yahoo id is nascarfan200272@yahoo.com if i stay i will do a salute ttas why im writing a blog instead of a mumm because i dont have enough fubucks to post so the question is so i stay or go

Broken Dreams
I've stopped dreaming of future fantasies. For when I left you they weren't realities. My dreams of us together were blown out of the sky when I came to realize you still loved your x-wife. I left in a searing pain that only time can ease and turn to understanding for you to be at peace. I know that if I marry I can't take second place For if I can't be first Then it's just a waste.

Being Sad
In a crazy way I'll always be sad deep within my heart I feel so utterly bad. Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes during the day I laugh and joke acting so gay. But mostly I'm quiet upset, lonely, and blue. I've lost the ability to be happy..like you. Someday the joy might come bringing it's warm sunshine to cast away the cold blues and throw open the blinds.

Christmas Tree
Hey, check out the Christmas tree on my page; just scroll down some, it's there near the bottom. I think it's really cool and it doesn't cost you any fu-bucks either! :P Feel free to click on the link and add it to your page as well. Let everyone know you have it so you can see what they leave you and they can leave you a message as well. :) I hope you all get everything you ask for this year! :D xoxo

Beginning Of The End
What's happened to you that has change you so you use to say you love me now you don't , where'd it go? Is this the beginning of an uncertain end I hope thats not so it'd drive me round the bend. Did I do something wrong to send you away from me or did you decide goodbye was the way it had to be? I don't have any answers to quench my burning soul I just know my lovefor you wasn't good enough to hold.

I Love You My Babyy!!
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta -

Forsaken Love.
Where are you forsaken love?, Where no one has ever been but you. For you are said to be true love. How true is a love that hurts without an ending until the pain inflicted pierces the heart? Forsaken and true was I. For I gave when giving was shunned as though it were a curse upon the soul of its intended. Tis said true love is the greatest gift one can give another. Yet when another has shielded themselves from such then the love becomes an endless pain. Tis an overwhelming agony where the heart is broken without a doubt intentionally, without a doubt true love has been forsaken. When did true love become an enemy to your soul? When did everlasting become nevermore? Was it when true love was said to be eternal? Was it when your fate became imminent, as it was witnessed by blinded eyes? Forsaken one I weep for you. For the depth of your gentle, devoted heart shall never be known. Your eternal commitment shall never be witnessed. For fear became your intended's fr

Naughty Fun
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Evel Knievel, Iconic Motorcycle Daredevil, Dies At 69
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980. Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in

Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway
Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate Break down the garden gate There's not much time left today Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long Through all these cities and all these towns It's in my blood and it's all around I loved you now like I loved you then This is the road and these are the hills From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down, I'm back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold Road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Just tell 'em we're survivors Life is a highway I w

Goodbye My Almost Lover
If I could change Some things In my past I would But It's already said And done There's no Turning back now But did I make It that easy For you To walk in and out of My life Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you Should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do And if some day You happen to think about me Just think I could have been yours But so long for now My almost lover I hope you find what makes you happy

Shadows
Hold me till the morning when the shadows disappear. Chase away the sorrow, wipe away my tears. Open up the curtains, flood the room with light, help me find my way, ease my lonely nights. Shadows hide in waiting until the sun goes down, the nthey haunt my dreams and take me to the ground. I do notunderstand at all these feelings and this pain, I want to laugh and sing, feel joyous once again. But I feel the darkness falling, it captures heart and soul, so shelter me with love, until I once again feel whole.

F**k Starbucks
subject: F**k Starbucks if u care read and pass on date: 2007-11-27 19:49:27 Guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! ! Body: Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we s hould not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the men and women on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for you

Jim Croce - I Got A Name
Like the pine trees linin' the windin' road I've got a name, I've got a name Like the singin' bird and the croakin' toad I've got a name, I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did But I'm livin' the dream that he kept hid Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by Like the north wind whistlin' down the sky I've got a song, I've got a song Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a song, I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it loud If it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream, I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream, I've got a dream Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to If you're going my way, I'll go with you Movin' me down the highway Rollin' m

Why Do I Even Bother????
Starting to wonder why I even post blogs....I do not even mess with bulletins anymore really because no one tends to read them. Sorry...but in a way I am not in a good mood. Not going into it. I am mainly curious of something. I am considering changing my profile name to something else....but not sure what....and with being in a gloomy mood at this time.....I may make it something darker. I rather not. So any ideas or thoughts??? If anyone actually reads this.

Lounge Names
Ok I am debating on what to call my lounge I want to start. My choices are Tazz's Tiki Hut or Tazz's Express Yourself Lounge. I would love it if you all could give me input on which one would be coller to call it

11/30
So yea. It's Friday Nov. 30th, and I'm still stuck at work. Since this is my first blog, let me introduce myself. On the internet, I go by the name of Phoenix Winterborn, although this is not my real name. I use this privacy purposes, before anyone thinks I have something to hide. I don't I am who I am, and what you see is what you get. I obviously like ICP, and people have shown me love for a particualar pic in my album. I thank all of you for that. :) Where do I start? Well, currently, I work for the United States Navy with Strike Fighter Squadron 154, the Black Knights. I have a year and a half left before I'm out and home in Iowa. I love skateboarding, video games, and professional wrestling. I hate my job, but love the people at said job. I love talking to people here on Fubar. i also have a Facebook profile for those interested. I won't give it out here, but if you're interested, please message me for it. That's all for now. Keep Flyin', Phoenix Winterborn

False Love
Its strange how one person can turn your life upside down She can make you fall in love with him She can break you just as easily She tells you everything that you want to hear Becomes the person that you want her to be Until finally. . . You give her everything you have And everything she wants She leaves you You feel ashamed, betrayed, and unwanted Unloved by the person you thought was your love Your everything You never see her again She never even utters the words I'm sorry

For All The Women....
Happy IVGLDSW Day!!!! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please forward this message to someone you think fits this description. And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!' Have a wonderful day ! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one be

Not All Adoption Stories Are Good Ones....
Not all adoptions stories are happy ones. I am soon to be 30 years old and I was adopted. My foster care life was not a pleasant one. My half sister, half brother and I were taken away from our mother early. I was 14 monthes old in the final foster home, that we arrived in. My brother was autistic and was adopted quickly by a family who adopted only mentally retarded children. He was lucky. He lived on a farm and is the only one of us to gradute high school. I am proud of him. My sister and I were kept together. That is good except that most people don't want two kids. We were a packaged deal. My sister was two or three when we landed in the final foster home. It was run by a woman named Edith Voight. Now there was an evil person! But I'll get to that. All wasn't horrible in the home. I did have a few good memories there...very few though. It was in Norfolk, Virginia. I had no idea what was going on. I thought it hard to deal with family members whom always l

Evel Knievel Dies At 69
Nov 30, 4:26 PM (ET) By MITCH STACY CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Evel Knievel, the hard-living motorcycle daredevil whose exploits made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills.

A Farewell To False Love
Farewell false love, the oracle of lies, A mortal foe and enemy to rest, An envious boy, from whom all cares arise, A bastard vile, a beast with rage possessed, A way of error, a temple full of treason, In all effects contrary unto reason. A poisoned serpent covered all with flowers, Mother of sighs, and murderer of repose, A sea of sorrows whence are drawn such showers As moisture lend to every grief that grows; A school of guile, a net of deep deceit, A gilded hook that holds a poisoned bait. A fortress foiled, which reason did defend, A siren song, a fever of the mind, A maze wherein affection finds no end, A raging cloud that runs before the wind, A substance like the shadow of the sun, A goal of grief for which the wisest run. A quenchless fire, a nurse of trembling fear, A path that leads to peril and mishap, A true retreat of sorrow and despair, An idle boy that sleeps in pleasure's lap, A deep mistrust of that which certain seems, A

The Best Of The 80's Rght Here
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Behcet's Diseage
Today's topic is Bechet's disease. Why you ask? Well, I suffer from Bechet's disease. I have all my life. Bechet's disease is an autoimmune disorder that causes inflammation of the blood vessels and an overactive immune system. Basically it causes the body to attack itself. Now I have suffered all my life. There are different stages or severities. The most common is open ulcers (like cancer sores) in the mouth or genitals. THen it progresses to the point that in some, if they are poked with a needle on the arm for instance, an ulcer forms there. Then the most severe form I have heard of is when you get the sores in the eyes. Now, I have had the sores in my mouth as long as I can remember. They are extremely painful, but as far as I knew they were a normal part of life. I felt sick all the time when I was young. Most of the time I didn't look sick so people thought I was faking. But I genuinely felt sick. When I was about 15 or 16 and was actually at home...I got a ne

My Day
Well today has been a downer. Its all over-cast skys and rainy... so I've been stuck up here in the apartment. I've been bored all day, watching T.V. and surfing the great fubar. I really need to get a job around here, but it seems anywhere i put in an applacation there is a waiting list from hell or something. I miss Ohio like crazy and can't wait to get back home, only 8 more months! Christmas is almost here and money issues are coming up and it is just depressing. If I had a job it would be easer. A shitty Christmas is seriously the worse. But I have my friends here so it won't be as bad but issue after issue... damn money. I guess I just needed this off my chest. I just want to get a job and start bringing in some more money, but sadly that out look, looks pretty grim. So if anyone has any advice I would love to hear it. Okay see you all later. Army Angel

Science Answers From Kids
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood

Older Men
Why do older guys get afraid of talking to younger girls? Do they think we r all on nighline or something and trying to get them, arrested?WTF. I hate these young guys and they r all just playboys anyway.Wanting to fuck to to put notches on their belt or brag about it.Are there any decent looking older guys out there? I Mean Geesh!! Im here waiting.

Me
the is my first blog and probably my last. i just thought i would vent some stuff, in the hopes that i would feel better. first of all i am getting very tired of men wanting me to dominate them. get some balls. second, i am tired of fighting for everything that i have. i work really hard and i take really good care of my kids, i still have to prove myself every freakin day. why i ask? for people who do not give a shit if i live or die. my stress level is thur the roof i feel like i can not breathe. every time i get ahead something happens to push me back. and the crap starts all over again. just once i wish i could lay back and watch someone else do the worring and the stressing. when can i enjoy my life? all work and no play makes for a very dull life. i know just i am living it. i am not the smartest or prettiest woman in the world but damn it i am me and i want to enjoy it. i have so much to give and no one to accept it. i am at my ropes end and i do not have a net to catch me. i do

My Wish
I wish that I could cause the sun To warm the world with love Remove the clouds a moment To reveal the stars above I wish that I could wipe that tear From the corner of your eye Bring happiness for your sorrow Bring a smile for your sigh I wish that I could better things Put hope within your heart Make today the best you've had Right from its' very start I wish that I were able To make your dream come true I wish I could - I wish I could Do all these things for you

Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real g

Old Guys At A Cat House
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?" The second old man replied, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"

Short Drive
you say dont worry is only a short drive but you dont know where my mind is you dont know the way i feel what if my face was as broken as the inside of my heart is what if i forget to take that curve and hit that tree what if i forget to say i love you before i leave what if the person at the door wasnt me what if that person was the police with the preacher from down the road what if i never come back cause i did forget to turn what if im more torn up inside then you know what if i cant see beyond my tears beyond my fears beyond my love for you

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore
Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace Drag my name all over the place. I don't care anymore. You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win. I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care what you say I don't play the same games you play. 'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends And it seems to me there's a means to and end. They don't care anymore. And as for me I can sit here and bide my time I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind. I don't care anymore I don't care no more I don't care what you say We never played by the same rules anyway. I won't be there anymore Get out of my way Let me by I got better things to do with my time I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care anymore Well, I don't care now what you say 'Cos ev'ry day I'm feeling fine with myself And I don't care now what you say Hey I'll do alright by myself 'Cos I

Rant For 11/30/07
When I worked for ConocoPhillips, I took a lot of management training, EEOC, sensitivity training, that kind of thing. One time we were told by an instructor that every joke has a butt, a scapegoat, an so we were not to tell ANY jokes while on company business. Well, you know me, I had to walk right up him at lunch and tell him a crude joke. :) If there is one thing on earth that will suck the fun out of life, kill all art, smother all spiritualism, it's political correctness. PC no longer means. being sensitive to people's individual differences; It has become an excuse for fanatics to force their thoughts and beliefs on others. Santa Clauses in Australia can't say "Ho ho ho", a guy in Sudan gets thrown in jail for naming a teddy bear Mohamed, it's fluckin nuts! To me it boils down to accountability, as a lot of things do. If you are Muslim and you want to lay a mat down and pray, then I'll step around you. Hell, I'll even help you up if I'm there at the right time. Why would I fe

Me
Ok, here goes, ima tell everyone a lil bout me. I am a bisexual married mother of 4. I have 2 girls an 2 boys. I am lookin 4 a g/f that wont mind bein with me an the hubby once in a while but she doesnt have to. Would love to make all kindsa friends 2. I am disabled. I am a very loving, forgiving, understanding person until u cross the line, then i can b the biggest, baddest evil bitch u ever knew. I am willing to b friends with anyone and everyone, all i ask is honesty and respect. An 4 the people who dont like me 4 any reason can kma an sit on it, rotate an get bent. Anywayz, lotza luvvz n huggz n kissez 2 all.

Forty Ways
"Forty Ways" Drink all day Fuck all day Crush all day Grind away Starting wars Seething whores Closing doors Power chords. Open wide Scratch your eye Bite the sky Fallen lie Noise all day Find a way Kill the daze Forty ways to hold you down. Low all day High all day Disarray Violate Pay to play Every day Static ways Crystal days. Open wide Scratch your eye Bite the sky Fallen lie Noise all day Find a way Kill the daze Forty ways to hold you down.

Just Give Me A Shout!
give me a shout to visit your page and i will visit it as soon as i get the chance. i have many friends, and a verry lousy memmory. please donot think that i am doing it purposely. i will make it my first priority to visit your page for all those who contact me and tell me to.

Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. ! 6. When you are confused -- I will use

Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

Do Dreams Come True?
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal?

Band Name Game
If you haven't seen this before it's a pretty cool game. Each of the pictures represents a Band Name. For example, the big #20 towards the bottom of the pic is Matchbox 20. get it??? See how many u can get. Good Luck!!

Please Help Me While Im Gone For The Day
if you could help me while im not here im out paying bills and doing odds and ends look at my other blogs here and you will see the link to my contest pic i need 40,000 comments in 6 weeks for a 6 month vip if you could do this i would greatly appreaciate it very much so and i will be sure to rate 11s when i get the vip i know this can be done sooner with all the friends i have on my list and fans 200 comments each will do it if not thats ok but whoever lays the most comments for me i will do something speacial ok and also dont forget about the couples contest and the tattoo contest they are still open to comment bomb and rate ok im ofor now please if you could help me that would be great thank you all for being my friends who help me

Void
Here lies nothing, A wretched black void Ringed with whiskey and herbs A decaying mindset of delusional defaults, Of burned out ambitions, Parannoid curage. The masochist is in the mirror laughing, I cut myself on the shards..... At leasr the veins still have red blood, To stain my existance in a joyous hate, My curse is my life...

Secret Crush
I want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush. I can't believe I'm acting this way I'm not twenty-two. Oh well, too bad, I just don't care because I'm feeling you.

Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me

My Feelings About Love....
I find myself lost as of late...emotionally...So many ladies...so many different decisions and choices...I want all of you to know something about me...I am a real... romantic... guy when I am not trying to be James Dean... I am not a giggalo...or a player type some of you might believe I am...If I had talked to you it was because I truly want to get to know you...I work as a Bartender & a stripper in a few clubs now...I did it mainly because I wanted a job where I could socialize because before I was slaving my life away for a lackluster hustler while trying to get back into school...Now that I am in the clubs and bars where I should be because of my "Rockstar" mentality...I thought meeting women would be easier...when truly it is more difficult...I am an outgoing person... I figure without great risk there is no great reward...I got some Rap about me... Looks didn't pass me by...But most of the time... I get numbers from the wrong hunnies for me...one's with boyfriends at home...or i

My Job Hunt
For the last week or so, I have been applying for various jobs around town. It has been very stressful because I am getting no callbacks for first or second interviews. And to make matters worst, some store managers are giving me the runaround in setting and keeping interview appointments. This is all really getting on my nerves because I really need to new job now. Hopefully next week will be better.

Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo

This Shouldn't Have Happened
*Why did this happen? He shouldn't have been let free!! Our system is on the down fall!!!! By Jacinda Howard Nov 28 2007 By JACINDA HOWARD, The Mirror The bright faces and frequent smiles of Brian and Beverly Mauck will be remembered by those in Federal Way and Des Moines, where the two were respectively raised. The Federal Way Community Center was packed Saturday with friends, family and acquaintances who came to celebrate the short-lived lives of Brian and Beverly Mauck, who were violently killed in their Graham home on Nov. 17. Brian, 30, and Beverly, 28, will be remembered and mourned by many. “They lived life to the fullest,” Brian’s sister Jennifer Heilbrun said. “There was not anything that went undone.” Questions remain: While family and friends remember Brian and Beverly Mauck, questions about their deaths linger. The couple was found shot to death three times, execution style, in their home Nov. 17, according to charging papers. The motive for th

Today At Taco Bell
Here's a great example of how stupid some people are. Today I was trying to give my order at the local Taco Bell's drive-up. Here is how it went, as best I can remember it: Employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell. How are you today?" Okay, first of all, how is my state of being relevant to this transaction? One thing should be obvious, which is that I'm hungry -- and that's all that matters, not that it's any of her concern. But I replied evenly with, "I'm well enough thanks. Would you like to take my order?" Employee: "Yes sir, go ahead." Me: "Okay, first I'd like six soft tacos. Make three with beef, and the rest with chicken. And please make the three with chicken without salsa." As always, I had enunciated this quite clearly so that there couldn't possibly be any misunderstanding. Employee: "That was three beef soft tacos and what else?" Hmmm...apparently I was mistaken. Me: "I said, three beef and three with chicken, and don't put salsa on the chicken." Clear enough? No.

Thanksgiving Far Away
So we went to this strange place called nu jersEE and it was fun. I met mistress's whole family. Sometimes was scary cause i miss home. But I was safe. We eat good food and visited this big water called the "oshun"... it was pretty. Then we come home and go out like usual. i want to go travels more. Mizter Bear

The Rules...please Feel Free To Give Your Opinions!!!
yes...actually written by a guy! please feel free to add to this list(guys and girls) cause somewhere along the way the "rulebook" got misplaced and we've been fucking up our relationships ever since... Women.. Don't you wish all men where this smart to dating? 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. Isn't she worth more? 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. She just wants to be perfect for you. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. Deal with it.

Some Gooooooooooooooooood News!
Just received this short note from Mary (aka Lonely Dreamer or Dreamcatcher) Just a quick one to let you all know I am off the breathing tube now and having a popsicle LOL love you all Mary

For My Love
for my love i have been missing you alot lately i cant think of anything since our last date i just love the way you purrred i'm not a cat person but i am now nobody ever responded to me the way you did your body is so toxic spelled seduction our lovemaking was so memorable the first time i touched you i could feel your love i knew i was so lucky and it was dream to peel your clothes off your body is breathtaking and you responded to my touches i was so afraid i was going to hurt you you look so fragile like a china doll but damm when you said fuck me i could not believe you said that you were such an angel then you were so naughty you are the perfect woman...... and i cant wait for tonight dress really nice i have something special for you

I Was Confussed...
I have meet a few people on here that I didn't quite understand their reaction to me. Some just met me in passing and some met me due to friends I know here and just from life. But the thing was there were people that took to me and were fun and lively to talk to. I enjoy a good lifely conversation so I appriciated that very much. But then there are some who started out nice and now have kinda started treating me disrespectfully. I don't like or appricate that at all. My confusion was in the fact that I always trust people and who they say tthey are until they turn on me. Then that trust dissapears into the night ancd sometimes is forever lost. I like to think that people will always be themselves with me. But if for some reason you know you are not going to or you are just unwilling too or don't know how to, please give me the curtousy of just not contacting me at all. as i do not have the time nor the energy for childish games, I haven't been a child for a while and I don't

Book Review: The Other Side Of Me (2005)
Author: Sidney Sheldon Plot: An autobiography of an award-winning writer whose career spans Broadway, tv, film and literature. Yet with all his success, SS had to still overcome poverty, bipolar disorder and personal heartache. Likes: This book is hard to put down since SS is such a good writer. With his background in entertainment writing, it reads like a novel for a new film.; There is a lot about Hollywood and all its glory and ugliness. Dislikes: The second half of the book becomes a hodge-podge loosely connected mini-adventures. (I began to get lost in his various life experiences.) Out of four stars, I give this book three stars. A good read about SS's rise in the entertainment world, but ends with a mad, uneven collection of side stories.

Blocked
lost angel hun it is u i am talking about then u post a comment sayin talk to them,HOW I can't get near u r ur page sweetie~ Did'nt wanna do this BUT can't contact u! ADD me please r unblock me so WE CAN talk~! hope 2 hear from u soon,Hippie

Special Someone
SPECIAL SOMEONE THERE IS SOMEONE SPECIAL IN MY LIFE, THIS PERSON HAS A LOVING HEART. HE IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE, AND I HOPE WE WILL NEVER PART. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR HIM, NO MATTER WHAT MAY HAPPEN. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM, TO BE NEAR HIM BRINGS ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS. TO HOLD HIM IN MY ARMS, MAKES ME FEEL AS IF TIME WILL NEVER END. KEEPING HIM SAFE FROM ALL HARM, TO BE THERE WITH HIM TO THE END. TO HEAR HIS EVERY NEED, AND COMFORT HIM WITH A SOFT TOUCH. CARESSING HIS BODY SO VERY SOFTLY, WITH LOVE THAT IS NEEDED VERY MUCH. ALL THROUGH THE SILENT OF THE NIGHT, I WILL ALWAYS EMBRACE HIM VERY SOFTLY, BUT TIGHT. UNTILL THE END OF TIME, EVEN THEN I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING HIM. AND THAT IS NO LIE. ( this was wrote by my daughter to her hubby )

Kevs Newest Low
" /> if you dont know read from bottom to top.. and #2 she has never been in there shes a personal friend who i got to join the site to be part of hydaway cuz i know her from real life.. what a douche bag

More Feelings
i look back now and i always knew exactly how much i love you so different but still the same its like i always knew your name these feelings that i have deep inside i never ever want to hide you mean so much to me i hope some day you'll see looking at your smiling face ever wanting your embrace i promise every time you cry i'll wipe the tears from your eyes

Suspended Again!
I am very upset at the school system in my city. Everything has gotten out of control with fear so much so that they have no tolerance for anything. If a kid looks at another kid the wrong way, oh...he is suspended. That is just about how bad it has become. I am really pissed off and my husband is pissed off even more! I got a phone call from a teacher at Christopher's school. She is acting Principal today because the principal is out sick today. She tells me that Christopher has been suspended for 2 days for hitting another boy in the mouth and made his mouth bleed. Now it sounds bad but this is what happened. Chris and a bunch of other boys were play fighting and this kid got hurt. They were playing and it was an accident. The kid that got hurt was the one that started hitting other boys to begin with. So she tells me that she has no other choice but to suspend Christopher. I called Peter to tell him this and he called the school and ripped that woman's head off over

Time
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock

Feelings(cant Remember The Date)
When you hurt, i hurt When you cry, i cry Everything you feel inside Undying love i have for you Everything i've said is true Without you, i'd be lost No life for me, i'd take the cost Cut me now, to see i bleed No pain could hurt me now with you beside me Stay with me now right by my side You and me against the world we'd stride i sit here now what i say is true You're in my heart and i love you

Thinking Of You
THINKING OF YOU As I sit here and think of you, My life no longer seems blue. For I have found my true love in you, As I hope you are true. My life was about to end, As you came along as a friend. Then as we got to know one another, We found out we had feelings 4 each other. As we got 2 know each other, Our love began to grow towards one another. As I laid there next to you on the bed, I only had one thing on my head. I knew you were the one I had to have, For you were the one, I had to have. I could tell by the look in your eyes, You are the one, my heart desires. As I got to know you, I began to fall in love with you. Then along came the day, When I ask you to stay? Stay with me as my girl, A girl who has a heart of pearl. As I looked into your eyes, That day I lay with you. On that bed. I knew without you in my life, I might as well be dead. As I had a chance to feel you’re lips, While I held you by the hips. I couldn’t help but feel the love,

Happy Hour Contest
I'm Using my wonderful and thoughtful gift that Claire "VIXEN260" ~Vixen260~@ fubar got for me ... My ~H a p p y - H o u r~ Wo0t!!! Tuesday December 4, @ 6:00 PST/ 9:00 est So, to spread the Love shown to me - I'm going to give YOU all and anyone who wants a chance at 500,000 fuBUCKs! Just copy the coupon and paste it on one of my photos During My Happy Hour! Only RULE is that it: must be on any of MY PHOTOS in any of my albums? NO EARILY BIRDS! Posting coupon only on DEC 4 During my Happy Hour ONLY will be counted (all post before or after are void) Each of my albums have one photo that will be worthy of a prize If you put the coupon on that photo, you get the prize that is predetermined for that photo. So for instance: This photo is in my "Default album" (each of my 19 albums has ONE photo that will be worth a prize) Say you pasted the coupon on that photo: (SAY)That photo was predetermined prize o

Thank Buhdda"
It never ceases to amaze me the depth of love and emotion that he pours onto me. Never a minute passes when "I love you" doesn't leap from his lips and sink deep within my soul. I AM IN HEAVEN. I am so loved and all i can do is thank my lucky stars. My whole life I dreamed of a love like this. For him to open up his heart to me and pull me inside; making me his own is magical and serendipitous in itself. The euphoria i feel cannot connot be measured in mere words or actions and so the search ensues each day to find ways to portray the depths of my devotion to him. He is my king and I his queen...and we rule this trivial existance soaring into astral plains, void of the idiocy of the world and it's inhabitants. simply put no one can steal our rainbow. Like a thousand Shakesperian plays or a billion heart wrenching sonnets.... his words are poetry to my heart and they nourish and heal a heart once torn in the journey that brought me to him. Before him i was broken and empty and couldn'

U Know Wat
IM not deleting My PAGE F*** The NEGATIVE PEOPLE in MY LIFE.. U don't like me IM SRY but SCREW YOU dont come to me playing ur games and talkin BS U No 1 OWNS me I'll B WHO I AM Because I AM WHO I AM and NO 1 CAN CHANGE that IVE worked to dam hard for to dam long... I am ME U DONT LIKE ME GO AWAY BUT IM NOT GOIN ANY DAMN WHERE

Yay For Me!!!
So I got fu-married today!! YAY!! I think my sister is going to be bummed, because this would probably have been her only chance to be at ANY kind of wedding where I was the bride (she was working)...Anyway, A BIG THANKS TO LEXI!!!! Our fu-justice of discord for performing the ceremony!! And for being our DJ... A BIG THANKS TO ALL THAT WERE THERE...Yeah..even you SMEE!! A BIG THANKS TO MATT...for being my maid of dishonor!!! LAST BUT NOT LEAST... A BIG THANKS TO MY NEW FU-HUBBY DAIN!! For not standing me up at the fu-alter!!!

Another Loser
THIS IS A GUY WHO LEFT ME A SHOUT THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK HIM . ->the radiom...: excuse me ÐÄÑGÈ®™~Çl...: hey there the radiom...: pussy the radioman@ fubar THANKS FOR READING

Penis Tax
this made me laugh lol The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that... 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed... 13% of the time it is pissed off... 12% of the time it is hard up... and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 1, 2008, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"- 9" Pole Tax 6"-7" Privilege Tax 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

Come See Us Play The Gypsy Lounge Tonight!
Hi FuFreaks, Dying Regret is playing with a few of our friends at The Gypsy Lounge tonight. We expect to play at around 9PM. Should be a sick show! See the e-flyer below for more info... Hope to see you all there! Please be sure to say "hi" if you do go! Thanks, Ace

Updates! We Know You Love Em
Item one - Pictures - Since sunday, there have been 4 albums added. One is thanksgiving, one is a neo (club) album (think: girls kissing), one is my family at the ocean... and the last is copies of all the comments that i've made in the past couple months. Granted the comments aren't as sexy as the ones you can get from other sites, but please if you want to use them, take them, make me feel pretty lol Blogs: nothing much aside from promotions Mumms: plenty of mumms, feel free to read back through the expireds to see what i've been contemplating lately, as well as the upcoming contest. Stash - ok i'm a fuckin slacker Last but SOOOO FUCKING NOT LEAST: The lounge... I would encourage ALL of you that wish to talk to me to join this lounge. i am the owner of it and i will be inside the lounge whenever i'm online... i'd love for you to meet my other friends, i love them all for a reason, and you should too! Click the banner for the lounge! Please stop in and sub

You May Not Wanna Look
Alright kids, time for another episode of what’s in my brain. Today’s episode is going to tackle a tough subject, religion. I’m not trying to be a scrooge, but I really hate this time of year. I swear, the crap for Christmas comes out in the stores before Halloween now, wtf! And because Christmas is a religious holiday, it’s kind of pushy if you ask me. I mean, really. It’s scary to think of the non-Christian population out there rolling there eyes every time a Christmas song runs over the MUSAC in Wal-Mart. I’m a Christian, (even though I hate labels) and I hate it. Anyway, didn’t mean to tangent on you there. Where were we? Oh yes, religion, lol. I think a lot of the real issues in this world are centered on religion. Whatever religions those may be. How many wars have been fought over the God you believed in? What a minute, thou shalt not kill. Hmmmm, but if you don’t become a Christian, we are going to kill you. Yeah, I’m sure JC is real proud, lol. I don’t have all the answers

I Just Got This Email
From a friend, i think i'm gonna do it just to see if the police come. If they do and I get arrested, someone come bail me out. lol PIN NUMBER REVERSAL > > If you should ever be forced by a robber to > > withdraw money from an ATM > > machine, you can notify the police by entering > > your Pin # in reverse. > > > > For example if your pin number is 1234 then you > > would put in 4321. The > > ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards > > from the ATM card you > > placed in the machine. > > > > The machine will still give you the money you > > requested, but unknown > > to the robber, the police will be immediately > > dispatched to help you. > > > > This information was recently broadcasted on FOX > > TV and it states > > that it is seldom used because people don't know > > it exists. > > Please pass this along to everyone possible. > > > >