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Is Your House Haunted?
Is Your House Haunted? (And What To Do If It Is) by Natalie Lynn You'd think sharing your home with a ghost would be full of the dramatic events we often see in movies or on tv, but that isn't always the case. Certainly those big moments can happen, but often the presence of spirits is more subtle and the realization that we are "haunted" comes about more slowly, over time. When paranormal activity isn't "in your face" obvious, it can take months, even years, of odd or unusual experiences to realize that something extraordinary is happening. If strange events are occurring at home, it's very likely they will need to be repeated several times before anyone begins to question what is happening. So, if you have some unexplained moments nagging at you and you've been wondering if things aren't exactly "normal" at your house, check the list below to see if you have experienced some of the milder signs of paranormal activity. Subtle Signs of Paranormal Activity: 1)

We Hold On
"We Hold On" How many times Do we tire of all the little battles Threaten to call it quits Tempted to cut and run How many times Do we weather out the stormy evenings Long to slam the front door Drive away into the setting sun Keep going on till dawn How many times must another line be drawn We could be down and gone But we hold on How many times Do we chaff against the repetition Straining against the faith Measured out in coffee breaks How many times Do we swallow our ambition Long to give up the same old way Find another road to take Keep holding on so long Cause theres a chance that we might not be so wrong We could be down and gone But we hold on How many times Do we wonder if it's even worth it Theres got to be some other way Way to get me through the day Keep going on till dawn How many times must another line be drawn We could be down and gone But we hold on

Omg This Must Be A Joke!!!!!!!!!!
The leaders of Mexico, Canada and the United States have been working to create a so-called North American Union. And they've done so rather stealthily. The CFR, who are pushing the North American Union, are known for saying that they need to dismantle the U.S. constitution and destroy their sovereignty. Many politicians are asleep at the wheel, but are now slowly waking up. If the U.S. government goes ahead with a North American Union, the U.S. constitution will be null and void, making the U.S. a dictatorship. ONLY Ron Paul stands in the way of the North American union because almost all of the other candidates are members of the CFR. Vote Ron Paul, or get a NAU style dictatorship."The main purpose of the CFR( Council on Foreign Affairs) is promoting the disarmament of the U.S. sovereignty and national independence and submergence into an all powerful, one world government( dictatorship)."-- Admiral Chester Ward, former CFR member and Judge Advocate General of the U.S. Navy

What Hippies Are Good For:
Parking your car on them. Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people. Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened) Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender. Target practice. Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?) Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down). Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style). Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies. Hippies are always good for kicking. Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored) Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything). Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

Just For A Laugh
~What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? . . . . Hmm well I can promise you that if I fuck you that I will not get emotionally attached to you, so ya game? ~Are you a jealous person? . . . . What am I supposed to be jealous of? There are days that I am envious of Tig if that counts ~Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesn't? . . . . To me not so much but after I hunt them down and beat them repeatedly with their phone they maybe a little annoyed then ~If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest, what would you say? . . . . “If I fuck you I’ll have to kill you and you just aren’t worth the prison time, now scurry along like a good little idiot” ~Are you picky about spelling and grammar? . . . . Uhm, next question ~Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? . . . . If there are more than two numbers in the total I can’t manage to comprehend the addition

How Do We Do It?
How do we do this to our selves over and over again? All each of us wants is to find someone to make us happy. Someone to spend our lives with, Good and bad. I for some reason keep getting my self fucked up. Maby I give into love to easily? Maby it's just karma kickin me in the dick again. Whatever it is, it's makin me crazy. So much heartache and misery. Is this only happenin to me. I can't be alone on this, there is no way. If there is anyone else that feels the same or has been through it let me tell you one thing. You can only be as happy as you let yourself be. Chew on that shit for a minute. Peace

We Men And Needing Holiday Help...
Good Morning. It’s the Christmas shopping season and being a man I am always looking for that special gift that she never thought I could find for her. Yeah, yeah teddies and panties are way over played. To a man looking at the cosmetology counters is like a kid struggling with math pushed into trigonometry. It is all foreign to us. Oh yeah I can look at Bonnie’s make-up table or Mandy’s and Jax’s bathroom and see various bottles of this and that Tubes of goo and pencils, brushes and devices that look like they should be props in a horror film and purchase those items… but they have them… so I will get bigger ones… that is the thought of we men. We think bigger is better, so we pick up garden sheers in place of tweezers. Oh… and just how many pairs of tweezers do women need? I am sure there has to me a law against having too many… Shouldn’t the Government do a tweeze check? But, those items are not male friendly… I mean give us a task of finding the proper motor oil for a certain tempe

No Words
with no words spoken you say im a pain with no actions shown i drive you insane with no boundaries drawn you say ive crossed the line but with no chances taken would you still be mine with no daily contact id miss you with no encounter id be really sad and blue with no faith i wouldnt be true with no gamble thered be no win with no heaven thered only be sin with no ignorance there wouldnt be bliss with no jackasses then who could you diss

Pagan Blessings
My path is an ancient one, my heart is true and wise... I celebrate the fertile green earth, and see with open eyes... I seek the mysteries of the moon, and dance beneath its gaze... I pay homage to the Goddess, and lift my arms to her in praise.

Re-thinking The Watchtowers
Re-Thinking The Watchtowers Or 13 Reasons Air Should Be In The North by Mike Nichols Introduction It all started 20 years ago. I was 16 years old then, and a recent initiate to the religion of Wicca. Like most neophytes, I was eager to begin work on my Book of Shadows, the traditional manuscript liturgical book kept by most practicing Witches. I copied down rituals, spells, recipes, poems, and tables of correspondences from every source I could lay hands on. Those generally fell into two broad categories: published works, such as the many books available on Witchcraft and magic; and unpublished works, mainly other Witches' Books of Shadows. Twenty years ago, most of us were 'traditional' enough to copy everything by hand. (Today, photocopying and even computer modem transfers are becoming de riguer.) Always, we were admonished to copy 'every dot and comma', making an exact transcription of the original, since any variation in the ceremony might cause major problems for

Missing Him
So I have had a wonderful boyfriend for the last 9 months 8 of those he has been deployed.In 3 more months I will see him once again.We are a little more than halfway done with this deployment and things are going great.I cant wait to have him in my arms again.

Fubucks Fubucks
I am in a fubuck giveaway, for every comment I get I will get 8 fubucks. Not begging,bribing or anyhing but asking if any of my friends have the time to comment bomb or just leave a comment I would very much apperciate it. thank you! click below

Old Writting Of Mine
I have changed the names to protect the innocent (as if you would know them anyways) lol The Cake One often hears of relationships: boyfriens, girlfriend, bestfriends, partners and marriages ending in a rash dispute. They end so harshly that you become afraid of opening yourself up to others with the chance of being let down again. A person either withdraws from the world, or become so callous to the pain that they just don't care anymore. When a relationship ends, the blame is always the other person's fault, forgetting that we are just as guilty. Friends are one of the best things in life, but it takes two to make or break a relationship. I withdrew from most peopleand callous to anyone new I met. I have been hurt many times and was petrified to try anymore with someone else. Then I met a girl who wouldn't leave me alone until I let her into my sheltered world. I was scared but I thought, "If she is willing to accept me as I am then maybe I could try again." I am really glad

Funny How...
Someone tells you that I take Fubar too seriously but is the one who fu-proposed to someone and is going through the whole fu-marriage process? Now who is the one taking Fubar seriously? *LOL* Sure I have '♥Wife to philly established♥' in my name and it's only because me and him have something far more serious and far more something more meaningful. Oh well... good morning people :P

I Wonder When...
Ya kno sitting here thinking about the past incidents that have happened. Namely my aunt Pearl...just makes me wonder when I can finally not take care of others and someone can take care of me for a change. When ever there is a problem or issue...I am the one called. Mostly because Brandy will fix it. And I do fix things about 90% of the time. I am always needed for something...wanted in peoples lives...but it also seems I am thrown to the curb. Make me fall for your sympathy story so I can rush to your aid. Thats how it feels sometimes. And my family loves to give me that shit. I guess I am too fucking gullible. Believe what people say...especially when you are close to them. They will cry "Wolfe" once too often and I wont be there to help them. I wont be there to fix what they caused. I go to them...help them...then I am left on the curb. Which is why I didnt stay as long as I did down there and they wonder why I left so early? Why be somewhere I am not wanted nor neede

"true Friendship"
"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8.

My Cries For Help....
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link http://fubar.com/bartender/51 or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website

Grade Me
Grade me []F = dang youre ugly []D = your parents must be hated []C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? []C = You're okay looking, but u need work... []C+ = You're just average []B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess []B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. []B+ = Pretty attractive. []A- = You're extremely attractive. []A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! []A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously] []A++= will you marry me []A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP []A++++=You, me, bed...NOW! YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve. Re-post this as "Grade Me

He Deserves To Be Happy
I so do not deserve him. He's been so patient and caring and i do nothing in return for him. he deserves the perfect woman for him, and I'm just not her. I might have been at one time a long time ago, but i can never be that woman again. Its easy to sit there and think "stop whining and get off your ass and take care of him then". Its just not that simple. I want to be a normally functioning and thinking person, but I'm not. I keep whining and complaining "oh poor me". Well FUCK THAT!!!!! POOR TIM!!! How dare i complain! Let me tell you about this man. He works hard, despite the fact that his doctor wants him to stop because he hurt his back bad and its getting worse. And he had a heart attack last year too. He needs to take it easy, instead, he adds taking care of me to his list of obligations. He wakes up at 5am, works 12 hours or more, comes home, feeds the cats,tends to me (i have been bed confined)does the shopping or errand running. Then cooks. By the time he's done eatin

Christmas Wish List
Christmas wish list All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. No pressure people. No judgement. [ ]Hug [ ]Kiss on cheek [ ]Kiss on lips [ ]Hold hands [ ]Cuddle [ ]Sit on your lap [ ]Sit on my lap [ ]Go on a date with you [ ]Just be friends [ ]Be more than friends [ ]Love me [ ]Like me [ ]Kiss under the Mistletoe [ ]Get to know me more [ ]be with me [ ]just hangout with me [ ]Hold me [ ]Love me for ever till the day you die [ ]Hurt me [ ]Call me [ ]Be there for me [ ]Makeout Repost this as "Christmas list' Check the one and message me

The Awakening By Unknown
At times my life seems so sucure, Then out of the shadows Lurch hidden doubts and fears, Tearing down the fortress of certainty I've built I panic and cry as all the little anxieties Grow and flourish within my heart. I close close my eyes and hope and pray That the insecurities which I feel will depart But, alas, I realize that my dreams Are only that... An illusion in a world of reality, As unreachable as that of any The fairy tale which I've created and loved Diminishes into the pain and sorrow of everyday life And I open my eyes and dry my tears, And accept my life as it truely is.

Dot And Carry One By My Father
Dot and carry One Our reliable undeniable Infinate faunt of all things viable Sometimes laughable maybe cryable Ours alone and quite unbuyable. Waker to plaintime wail at night Calmer of storm bent childish fright Kisser of hurt Finder of toy Ironer of shirt Spanker of boy Brusher of tooth Comber of curl Teacher of truth Teacher of girl Impatient waiter for the late homing man Bather of baby Scourer of pan Washer of dishes Washer of clothes Wisper of wishes Wiper of nose Indicter, jury, judge, punisher too Hunter of shoe lace Finder of shoe Planner of plans Schemer of schemes Seer of visions Dreamer of dreams Who does it all- When will none other! Our flesh and blood Angel; We call her MOTHER. mother's day 1969

If U Don't Have Nothing Nice To Say......
If U Don't have anything nice to say don't say anything! People on the fu r on here to have a good time and they don't expect to get downrated or get their feelings hurt. If u don't have nothing nice to say go to my space and get off the fu!

New Lounge - Sin's Retreat!
Hey all, it's just me again, i just wanted to try one more time to get this across to as many of you as possible. if you've been in the lounge already, or hate these types of shared blogs, i do apologize. My lounge doesn't have garish colors or blaring music. It's just a place for people to get together and bullshit about any and everything. It's open to any types of conversation aside from those listed in the rules at the bottom of it (which are few). So, whether you're a lifestyler, a vanilla, a chocolate cream donut, come say hi and mingle with my friends ;) i promise they're NOT ALL GUYS lol... Seriously, i'd much rather you find me here - http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52422 and subscribe, and stop in from time to time and bring your friends... i'll be here all the time i'm online now, so come and say hi!!!! Love you all, Sin

Untitled By My Father
Long have I sought thee Tortured years of aimless wanderings through an emptiness; Groping hopefully, tearfully, futility through the all enveloping mists of monotonaus tomorrows. For what? I know not. Something... Something... Something... Something... An elusiveness always seeming just beyond the reach of my outstretched fingers- I followed eagerly, excitedly, frantically- Wherever each new fantasy born of desire should lead- Empitness... Emptiness... Emptiness... And finally, despair- Please God, help me; I hurt... I hurt... Then You- written for my mother 1966

This Story Just Broke My Heart And Made Me So Angry, I Cant Believe How Much Child Abuse Goes On In This World Disgusting
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/child_s_remains Lawyer: Discipline led to girl's death By LIZ AUSTIN PETERSON, Associated Press WriterThu Nov 29, 1:26 AM ET The stepfather of a 2-year-old girl lost control and beat her to death because she wouldn't say "please" and "yes sir," an attorney for the girl's mother said Wednesday. A body found last month in Galveston Bay is believed to be that of the little girl, Riley Ann Sawyers, though DNA tests are pending. Her mother, Kimberly Dawn Trenor, and stepfather, Royce Clyde Zeigler II, were arrested Saturday. According to court documents, Trenor, 19, told police she and her husband killed the girl in July and hid her body in a shed before dumping it in the bay. Trenor's attorney, Tommy Stickler Jr., said Zeigler, 24, was overwhelmed by his sudden fatherhood and didn't know what behavior to expect from a toddler. Trenor moved with her daughter from Mentor, Ohio, to Texas in June to be with Zeigler, whom she

Something On My Mind!
HIi my name is Michelle , well i have been to alot of sites and there is one thing i do not understand , first off why do ppl say they accept others for who they are when down the roadthey do not?never understood why ppl add others if they never plan on talking to that person?i never understood whats so great about being skinny vs not. we are all special in our own way and we are all humans maybe we are not all skinny beauty queens but we are real and we tell it how it is and i never understood why SOME GUYS pretend to like a women why they tell them what they want to hear instead of telling them what thye want to say who's feelings do they seriously think they are sparing????? i only ask these questions like i said i have been to alot of sites and i have read comments and watch what ppl say and what they say and what they do are two different things why is that????

Horoscope For Nov. 29th
lol i neva believed in horoscopes but damn is it fucked up to have one like this after what i been through last night and still am feeling It's important that you keep your mind from wandering far from the task at hand today -- difficult as that may be. Someone close needs to get your attention and you should listen closely when they finally do

Little Things By Unkown
Little Things The little things are most worthwhile A quiet word, a look, a smile A listening ear thats quick to share Another's thoughts, another's cares Though sometimes they seem so small, These little things mean most of all

Much More Then Words Can Say
Much More Then Words Can Say (carful! another sappy one) I sit at my desk with pen in hand scribbling down the vibrant life inside my heart finding it hard to think... to feel... for you are much more then words! people ask me through out the day about the girl I see from time to time I try to speak... I pause... I smile... for you are much more then words! how does one begin to decribe you when every word leaves your true self empty my heart races about my soul... it skips... for you are much more then words! I have known you for some time now but my mind leaps and bounds all about searching... how do I feel?... my mind is blank for my love is much more then words!

Prayers Needed!!!!!!!!
For my Fu-family/friends that may not know yet...We have a member whose little 2 yr old girl, Allyssa was badly burned over 52% of her body in a house fire on Nov 23rd. She is in critical but stable condition. She has many surgeries to go thru but God is healing "our lil angel" each/every day. Its going to be a long battle ahead so I ask that each/everyone of you and anyone else to PLEASE KEEP Michelle and her daughter Allyssa in your prayers 24/7 because they definetly can use them....AND the POWER OF PRAYER DOES WORK.....Thank you all for reading this..May God bless Each and Everyone of You...

I'm 24% City And 75% Country
Body: How City are you? [] I've been to Star bucks more than once in my life. [] I Shop at AE, A&F, or HCO [] I own 2 or more polo shirts [] I straighten or blow dry my hair on a daily basis. [x] I wear flip flops no matter what the weather [] I own an over sized pair of sunglasses [x] I own 1 or more pairs of ripped jeans [] I layer my shirts []I will do anything to get the best MySpace pic's [] I had a "MySpace mirror pic" [] When I'm not drinking star bucks I prefer water [] I get annoyed with tomboys [x] I own an over sized bag or purse [] I have seen episodes of Laguna Beach [] new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills [] I say "lol" in every online conversation [x] I own tight jeans [] I wear large necklaces [] I own an iPod/mp3 player [x] Internet = survival [] One of the sports I play/played is football,Baseball,Basketball [x]Have more than 1 AIM screen name [x] I have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation. [] I like shopping. [x] I shop wheneve

Evening Comes (posted In Wrong Blog)
Evening Comes (a tribute to my deceased father) evening comes a sacred curse like a blaket it covers the land casting shadows on the ground slowly moving in slowly... moving... in the moon is peeking from the clounds to dance on the silky water it blows the winds across the shore softly rolling in softley... rolling... in people in town they went to bed they are scared of what's to come so I sit alone on the bench patiently waiting for patiently... waiting... for my father used to bring me here when I was just a lad we used to pray for the souls quietly resting here quietly... resting... here so I sense the moon and I watch the water feeling the cold wind on my back I hold myself and start to cry painfully asking why painfully... asking... why

Paul Harvey Riddle
Can you answer this riddle? Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it\'s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle

Love's Arrow
Love's Arrow (sappy poem written ages ago to my first true love) if love is a game then it is a game for archers like cupid and Apollo and archer must be to win at love swift and true the arrow soars to the lover's heart but who was I to take the shot and lose at love again with my arrows of dreams and a bow made of fears my arrows fly slow and the target, her heart is missed but there she stands, so pure and true not moving but waiting for me to take the chance but what if I should miss again only in error will I learn with pain I grow stronger in time I will hit my mark this must be the time oh God let the winds be calm and my hands be steady let my eyes not stray and my heart be still as I draw back my bow and let my love's arrow fly!

Banned? Lol Like I Care!
I got banned from a lounge that i never go into...its funny. Really it cracks me up! Keep me banned...I have my own lounge, plus countless other lounges where people actually go to...not an empty...boring...nonsensical one. Fubarians crack me up...fubarians being the type that sit on their puters 24/7 on fubar and forget theirs a real world out there...get of the puter put the bottle of jager down and go for a walk!

More Levels Added...look How Many Points Youll Need Now...lmao
fubar Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 500 bulletins 23 Insider 2,250,000 Up to 2

Warning
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned

First Week On Fu
Ok, im not even a big blogger, but this certainly is worth blogging. Well.. the week was as it was, but at some poit i joined this one lounge, i wont name the name, coz that would be so not nice of me, and... i got myself banned from there in a week. For what? Lemme tell you for what. I had spent time in the lounge for a week or so, being active. SO then finally, yesterday, some freakin dude, whos calling himself Grew, well he obviously grew up a screw up, just called me a dork. for what? for me not having internet at home. i was like WTF, and made it very clear that i do not like such attitude, the more that he was in staff of the lounge. well.. he obviously kept on calling me a dork, so i said that if he calls me dork again, im gonna rip his balls off and feed to my roommate. Guess what, he didn't stop. Anyway,then some chick (staff) showed up at some point and i got kicked out for "disrespecting the staff". oh nose, shit shit shit, not like the dude didnt start it.. so, i

Innocent Thoughts.
His eyes are one me. What does he want? Why is he looking at me like that? Is that the look someone gives when they're imagining you naked? I’m fiddling nervously. He knows I know. Is he going to make a move? He will. I know it. I can see the lust in his eyes. Why aren’t I distracting him somehow? Do I want him just as bad? I’m a virgin. There’s no way... is there? I swallow heavily. He’s coming over. He reaches a hand to my face. Don’t do that. I might end up co-operating. Now he’s sitting beside me. I’m trying to keep my cool, but I’m trembling too hard. Oh no. He’s kissing me! How did this happen? Please stop. It feels so good. I find myself kissing him back. Wait… where’s his hand goi… OH! That was unexpected. Why am I letting him get away with this!? Oh please, don’t nibble my neck; I’ll bite you back harder. Oh god. Did I just growl at him? He’s so fucking sexy. His touch – so gentle. I want him to stop… I’m not ready for this. But… it feels so damn good! Please don’t lick there,

A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

Pages 10,11, &12 (yes Seriously Three New Pages )
Back at the operating room begins the difficult procedure on Tank to surgically attach his new arm. They start connecting each nerve ending to a wire on the arms itself. As they connect each set of nerves they test them through an incision they have mad through tanks skull causing twitches in the reflexes. After a while movement can be seen through the new arm as with every poke and prod the arm it self moves for a certain function. They then begin to run wires up from the new mechanical arm up through his skin implanting more wires to his brain. Graves stand outside the operating room the entire time with his thoughts on Tanks quick recovery Krash is found in the blood packs room as she goes into telling them about what she discussed with Graves. “What do you think is the deal with patient Zero? Do you think graves isn’t telling us everything?” Mary questions the group. Maybe he is trying to protect us from something, but still we need to know what it is?’ Krash responds. “O

Cute O Meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Thanks!!
We want to thank everyone who attended our Fuwedding. Our friends and family mean so much to us and it meant so much to us to share this occasion with you all. A special thanks to Angel of Vengeance, Jen and Huey. You guys are wonderful and Im thankful that you have come into our lives. Go add these wonderful people you wont be disappointed I promise!!! ♥ANGEL OF VENGENCE♥FU WIFE TO MY PERSONAL JUDAS♥@ fubar ~Lady Jen~ Owner of Jen's BBW Fortress@ fubar ~ Sir Huey~Partner of Jens BBW~Burned in Water, Drowned in Flames~@ fubar Thank you all from the bottom of our hearts! Oh and if you get a chance go fan, rate and add my fuhubby...hes a wonderful man and has been stuck on the same level for a while now....he needs all the help he can get...lol...Thanks so much again!! Broken Angel~~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~~Fuwifey to Doughboy~Nails Stalker@ fubar Doughboy~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~Broken

Best Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewcriver. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now s

Sex Time
im askin for a favor to set my body free get on top and fuck the shit out of me as you ride me and take me all in i say now baby wrap your legs around my chin as you do so my tongue goes into action givin you pleasure and much satisfaction please dont stop until i am through i want you to cum and let me taste it too ill take my fingers and open your lips and taste your juices in small sensual sips as im tasting and licking around your clit you say thats the spot cause your g has jus been hit now take my

Babylon Feeling
my heart is broke my will is gone feel in love with a woman named babylon she hooked me to the gifts all of her forbidden thrills, call her baby for short then i ramble on, she'll forget about me, my soul is high my mind is free don't forget about me, don't forget about sweet thing won't ya save my soul pretty lady won't ya take me home sweet thing won't ya save my soul pretty lady won't ya take me home tonight my arms are heavy my body tense got the hots for this honey named confidence she points out all my flaws breaking all her favourite laws never speaks a word in my defense just forget about me my spirits weak my lust runs dry got a thing for this bitch says her names a lie she controls me with her fears my prays fall on her cold deaf ears, she says have a good time till you die, just forget about me sweet thing won't ya save my soul pretty lady won't ya take me home sweet thing won't ya save my soul pretty lady won't ya take me home tonight got a bably

Money Makers
hey all come join me on these they pay you too be a member no joke im on them and will be getting my first check in december.... http://www.zubby.com/lisawolfecity http://r.yuwie.com/lisawolfecity just make sure you credit me for inviteing you then do the same too your friends so you get credit for them as well when they join if you like to know more about it just ask me

Two Years Today
Today is the 2 yr anniversary of my accident and loss of my beloved Impatience. Today is a day of great grief for me. But, I'll get past it as I always do. Will drive through the accident site but after the accident time. Not ready for that yet. Maybe I never will. Time will tell. a Today marks the third anniversary of my accident. Still in alot of pain and no where near settling...my lawyer declined their off of settlement. I guess he's going for broke?

Help Help Help
can you all please help me out here i need 20.000 comments and rates for the 23 of december first one who got it wins can you drop some for me please you want regret it lol so help help help just push on the picture xxx

I Believe
some things i believe, that being naked is ok, we were born that way, the thought of 2 women together is still a turn on, but the thought of me and 2 women is even better, that having fantasies is healthy, it's not a bad thing to want to win the lottery, it's a bad thing that we havent yet, I believe that most people have beauty in them , somewhere, but bosses are like diapers, allways on your ass, and usually full of shit, I believe 2 faced people should have an extra set of glasses for each side, I believe that harleys are still the best bike by far, I believe it's ok for the woman to make the 1st move after all it's allmost 2008< i believe that the price of gas milk, smokes and booze has went up again, but my paycheck hasnt, I believe that snow might be pretty , but damn it's still cold and slippery, I beieve that we should all live for the day, I just cant remember which day it is, and I firmly believe that if your reading this now, You have to much time on your hands :)-

Pray For Baby Allyssa Update Nov 28th 1:30pm Est
Update as of Nov 28th 1:30pm EST. Today is a good day. She is looking good, moving well, and sleeping alot. Today is her resting day tomarrow starts the second set of surgery. Her vitals are strong and lungs are not any worse. Thanks you again for all the support. Click here to go to the Local TV News Artical HEAVENLY FATHER I CALL ON YOU RIGHT NOW IN A SPECIAL WAY. IT IS THROUGH YOUR POWER THAT ALLYSSA WAS CREATED. EVERY BREATH SHE TAKES, EVERY MORNING SHE WAKES , AND EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY HOUR, IS UNDER YOUR POWER.FATHER,I ASK YOU NOW TO TOUCH ALLYSSA WITH THAT SAME POWER. FOR IF YOU CREATED HER FROM NOTHING YOU CAN CERTAINLY RECREATE HER. FILL AYLLSSA WITH THE HEALING POWER OF YOUR SPIRIT. CAST OUT ANYTHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE IN HER, MEND WHAT IS BROKEN: ROOT OUT ANY UNPRODUCTIVE CELLS, OPEN ANY BLOCK ARTERIES OR VEINS AND REBUILD ANY DAMAGED AREA,OR TISSUES, REMOVE ALL INFLAMMATION AND CLEANSE ANY INFECTION. LET THE WARMTH OF YOUR HEALING LOVE PASS THROUGH ALLYSSA BO

Let It All Out.....
A lady walks into a high-class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

Stranded At Sea - (if You Know Any Fishermen, You'll Get This Even More)
Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

Are My Testicles Black?"
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask >over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four >hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a >partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. > >"Are my testicles black?" > >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here >to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are >my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry >about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls >back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his >2 testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes >a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" > >The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and >says very >slowly, > >"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very >closely....

Who Cares
A soldier met a girl on-line, she promised him she'd wait for him till he got back no matter how long he was gone she promised to wait, the Soldier lost contact with her while he was gone, he was gone only a few months, when he got back and contacted her , he found out she didnt wait, that she broke her promise to him, when she was asked why she broke her promise, she simply said you left and was gone for a few months, the Soldier asked about the promise she made him, she just simply said you left, the Soldier told her she knew he was leaveing, and thats why he asked her to make him the promise. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? LEAVE COMMENTS PLEASE

Today's Aquarius Horoscope.
It was only a day ago when I decided that I was going to drop school, drop the chance to get my diploma and move half way across the country for a guy I've fallen in love with. I checked my Fubar profile and found this.. "You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference." Isn't that the creepiest thing? I've never had a Horoscope that read so true.

Toilet Cleaning Instructions
Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

What Kind Of Wolf Are U
What wolf are you? Your Result: Alpha Female you are the alpha female,the female leader of the pack!you are very brave and loyal you are a born leader and care alot about your family and friends.you also help keep order in the pack witch means you stop all the fighting among friends and family. and you are very popular among most people.Alpha male Beta Female Beta Male Regular Wolf Omega Male/Female What wolf are you?

Interesting Facts
Fw: Fwd: Fw: INTERESTING FACTS "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand . And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were

Fears
I don’t know where to start to describe the incredible thing that has happened to me. Those of you who have dealt with extreme trauma may understand. As they can share, unfortunately, it is indescribably to those who have not experience it firsthand. Of course indescribable means that I will use every word in my vocabulary to express this to you knowing that I will not succeed. It is the point of psychotic break when all your defenses fall. Your every secret fear is laid bear for all to see and do with as they please. You have no protection whasoever. Everything and anything acan and will hurt and scare you. You want to be alone because for anyone to see you in such a state would hurt you although not intentionally. No this doesn’t sound good at all. You’re right. Living in this state I would imagine causes multiple suicides. At the same time, I have been through this and survived. It is that survival that is so incredible. I went through an experience where I felt just as I’v

So There Have Been Some Changes
So some things in my life have been changing. Some, I think are for the better and others I'm not so sure about. I'm glad to see some of my kick ass friends come back to Fubar. At the same time, we have found that CT Daddy is a pedo/soapafile and as many of us knew, Kristan Smith was a fake. A sick, lying, manipulative fake. Since I blocked them both, I've had a steady stream of green profiles low rating me. Boo hoo, points are points idiots. I don't care about that stuff anyway. I also deleted about 500 people last night. I'd bet of the last 1000 adds I've had, maybe 10 would be worthy of the term 'friend' so I've decided to start letting people go. I never cared about top 10 or being red, so the loss is all on those being deleted. I'm probably going to start uploading a lot more pictures here in the next few weeks. I think I will freshen up the place a bit. I hope this message finds you all doing well. HUGZ B

Totally Nude
Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test >was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden >while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced >before them. >Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they >were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front >of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of >spiritual purity. >The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no >reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from >all the priests until she got to the final priest, Timmy. Poor Timmy. >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew >off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby >foliage. Embarrassed, Timmy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to >rest. He bent over to pick it up.... > >..... ..then all the other bells started to ring.

Facts On Homeless Vets
Who are homeless veterans? The U. S. Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) says the nation's homeless veterans are mostly males (4 % are females). The vast majority are single, most come from poor, disadvantaged communities, 45% suffer from mental illness, and half have substance abuse problems. America’s homeless veterans have served in World War II, Korean War, Cold War, Vietnam War, Grenada, Panama, Lebanon, Operation Enduring Freedom (Afghanistan), Operation Iraqi Freedom, or the military’s anti-drug cultivation efforts in South America. Forty-seven percent of homeless veterans served during the Vietnam Era. More than 67% served our country for at least three years and 33% were stationed in a war zone. How many homeless veterans are there? Although accurate numbers are impossible to come by -- no one keeps national records on homeless veterans -- the VA estimates that nearly 200,000 veterans are homeless on any given night. And nearly 400,000 experience homelessness over th

He Knows He’s Lost...
He Knows He’s Lost... Now pass him the pills So he can swallow his problems down With the headaches of the world So he can take the pain away Hide the pain away he knows he’s lost Just way to lost Drowning in his own ocean Of his thoughts this crazy little boy Without a thing To loose He’s hiding in the corner of his room Crying out the tears of his own misery Scars left...From no recovery Of the past He sighs and screams Cries and dreams Of what he wants his life to be Because, He knows he’s lost Just way to lost Drowning in his own ocean Of his thoughts he doesn’t want to be caught But what can he do While hiding in the corner of his room Pen in hand Knife on the floor He can’t control his feelings anymore He’s not that desperate. (Yet) But wont deny He thinks about the thought Of suicide Every time he cries....

From Yesterday...lol..thought I Post This...and I Raised My Standards..fyi
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, November 28: A lying liar is once again lying to you and, like the sucker that you are, you will forgive them all over again. When are you going to stop being a doormat and raise your standards? What's that you say? Never ...

All The Right Answers
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

2 More Days
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com yeah yeah i know i have no business in a sexiest woman contest but come help me out guys lmao love u all i need comments and rates lol please n thank u...btw if u think im sexy click the pic n help me out lol Get More at COMMENTYOU.com come help me win ....u all know i would help u and have helped many of u..... only 2 more days and i cant do it alone .....thanks to everyone already helping me

How We Got Fucked.
If you really want to see what religion can do? Wait for a couple more years to see the end of man kind. We are in battle now that we can't win. Why we have bleeding hearts. That won't let anything get done. In the mean time you have Terrorious coming up from Mexico and Iranian Backing Irackies and Packies. Do you know they have been fighting for as long as time. Now they are as one. We are in for a new war. That will be brought to your door step. Make sure you all go to your church and say I have sin. We took are Christian Beleifes and shoved it down the Hole World face and said this what we are telling you is the real thing. Now we all get to see what Religion can do. Do you like how the police in your town are? No I guess. That is what are doing around the world. WHY FOR MONEY AND TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE US. WE MIGHT BE A GREAT NATION. I don't think I have ever heard any country tell us not to rebuild their City. Why would they. But on the other hand. Do they pay for it NO. What do you

Did You Know
Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In U.S. War On Iraq 1,118,846 Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 3,878 Cost of U.S. War and Occupation of Iraq $472,489,659,581

27 Nov 2007
Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:59:39 -0600 (CST) Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" Ins Adressbuch An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Can You Help Me with This One? Hey there! Okay, I've been watching these reruns of HOUSE OF PAYNE on TBS and I gotta tell you that I cannot wait until December 5th! That's when the all new episodes start to air. In the first episode Curtis has a bad dream and Madea is the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future. You talk about stupid funny. I cut loose in this one. And then after that you will see some amazing shows with CJ. He gets trapped in a burning building, something's happening with Janine and there is a new barber shop in the show and these guys are hilarious. And that's all I'm going to say about that. December 5th. I can't wait. Okay, now on to the reason I'm writing. I've got a little dilemma. A few years ago a friend of mine came to me and she said that she and her

Baby Update
Nathan has developed pneumonia. I went to see him on Wednesday afternoon. They say he is doing better and that they are going to try to take the breathing tube out Thursday(today). They also told my daughter she MIGHT get to hold him today. I couldn't stay any longer because of my job. But my ex husband and his wife have offered to let me crash there over Christmas if I can come up with the time off to go up there! Thank you to anyone who is reading my blogs on my grandson.

29 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, November 29: Avoid being overly cute or clever when responding to emails from potential dates. They might misconstrue your messages as being trite or flip. Stay neutral and stick to the facts; save the shtick for another day.

Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."

Now Im Really Curious....
as to how sum1 at level 8(this morning), now at level 10, got the spotlight???????? just another one of those things that make u go, hmmmmm????? i just wanted to throw that out there for u to ponder on, as i have been doing all day...

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You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a fine spirit of hope of achievement. You are here to enrich the world and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand. -Woodrow Wilson

New News
well its been a while since ive really updated you all on bubba so let me do that now. he is now stationed up at ft. drum...finally close to me. hes been up here since september. things are goin pretty good for him i guess. he screwed his knee up pretty bad so they told him if it gets any worse hes probably gonna end up being medically discharged. on a happier note we are talkin bout gettin back together! I hope it works but if not we have agreed to always be there for each other.

29 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, November 29: A dream from last night haunts you in the most distracting way possible today and you'll spend most of the day actually trying to fly while doing the breaststroke. Note: it won't work.

Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........

Quick Update
well i just wanted to let everyone know that i am once again totally single...that old friend decided he was gonna try to control me and shit so i said the hell with that. now hes simply harassin me but i think i got that to stop too cuz i told him if he tries to contact me again im gonna call the cops and get him for harassment. so thats pretty much whats goin on there

Accused Of Hot Pick Pictures
SOUTHERN CHARM (ME) WAS ACCUSED WRONGLY BY PURE MAGICK KREATIONS OF HOT PIC HER PHOTOS. DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND I ASK PEOPLE CAN I RIP PHOTOS IF I LIKE THEM. PURE MAJICK KREATIONS SHOULD GET HER FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SHE JUDGES SOMEONE AND THEN BLOCKS THEM SO THEY CAN NOT TAKE UP FOR THEIR SELF. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HOT PIC MEANS ANYWAY SO HOW COULD I HAVE DONE IT SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN BED SICK SINCE SUNDAY.

Death Has Fallen Upon Me
THE FLU SUCKS ASS! I'VE HAD THIS SHIT FOR TWO DAYS NOW!!! MY THROAT FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED BARBWIRE, I NO LONGER REMEMBER HOW IT FEELS TO BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE!!! MY BODY FEELS LIKE A HOUSE FELL ON IT, AND NOW I'V STARTED THROWING UP. SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!

Crying Inside
And I thought finding out that one of my close friends is dead was hard enough. Today was the worst. The funeral. What can you do to ease the pain of a mother and father who lost their 18 year old daughter?? What can you do to make their family feel better? Is there any real way to help them see what you are only forcing yourself to believe...that everything happens for a reason? What does God want with a 18 yr old? What purpose could he have for taking her now?? She had soo much of life left to live. Her life had barely just begun. All it took was a few split seconds for the car to go out of control and fly across the middle and smash into a car on the other time. A few split seconds and 2 are dead and 2 are fighting to survive...one with little chance of making it. What can you say? How can you tell someone everything is going to be alright when they just experienced a loss like that? I don't know what to do myself. I fight to get up for work in the morning. I have to tel

Take Back Our Imaginations
I for one am no longer willing to tolerate the epidemic obsession with big bad nasty things and flashy trite empty-hearted things. I say it's time for us to re-consecrate and regenerate and lubricate and liberate and take back our imaginations. Here are my demands. DEMAND #1: I demand that Amnesty International launch a crusade against a form of terrorism I call the genocide of the imagination. DEMAND #2: I demand that you periodically go on a media fast. For a week at a time, once a season, avoid all TV, movies, novels, yalk shows, newspapers, magazines, and Internet. DEMAND #3: I demand that you learn to tell the difference between your own thoughts and those of the celebrities who have demonically possessed you. DEMAND #4: I demand that People magazine do a feature story on "The World's Fifty Sexiest Perpetrators of Beauty, Truth, and Rowdy Bliss." DEMAND #5: I demand that you wear underpants on your head and dance naked in slow motion whenever you watch movies on TV

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Hero
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'

Todays Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For November 28,2007 You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference.

This Is A Friend.
This is my friend PLEASE go to her page and some LOTS OF LOVE!!!! Her daughter was in a fire and is in need of lots of PRAYER>>> I plead with you to show the love ... You have to become friends and fan to see What this little CHILD OF GOD is going through as well as the family .. plz click on pic to help prayers .. We all know prayers are miracles and they work in the power of beleivers of GOD!!! LETS PRAY TOGETHER FOR THIS LITTLE GIRLS WELL BEING!!

Again I Find Myself Thinking
I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. If I just keep saying it I'll accept it. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. I'll never make him as happy as drugs do. When I hurt, when my heart hurts, I get horrible physical pains that shoot up my right arm. Thats how I know its love.

Funny Military Saying!!!!!!!
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine... - From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook "The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine. ...At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side! To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"... "The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily bas

Support Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thin

Omfg
how can it be one of the 2 i live with has ripped off me im missing all the money i had so i ask why with those flowing tears in my eyes ive asked them both but no surprise to me no one knows what happened all my money

Do Y-o-u????
Do Y-O-U? 1. While driving down the street, looking for an address, do you turn the radio down? No i tell kids to hush 2. If you could hug one person right now, who would it be? my grandmother-on mother's side 4. What is your favorite kind of weather? Spring 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would it be? Austrilla... 7. Are you a homebody, or a social butterfly? a little of both... 8. Beer, wine, or liquor? Purple Zingers 9. If your husband was unable to have sex due to illness or injury, would you stay with them? yes he's my Soul-Mate 10. Do you drink milk? Yes... alot ...and it still hasn't done my body good... what gives? 11. Do you prefer apple or orange juice? apple 12. What's the most you've ever won on a scratchie? 120.00 13. Do you own any fish? no 14. Who is jealous of you? NoOne 16. When's the last ti

Ealier Conversation With People I Pissed Off .
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was ..man and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob

My Advice To Women Out There...
Ok as you can see, I have a lot of lady friends on my FUBAR account. I also get a lot of them emailing me once in a while asking for relationship advice. Because of this I have taken the top 5 of my most common asked questions and post the answers here. I hope this helps a lot of people out there. 1. Doug, I have a problem. My husband/boyfriend never watches what I like on television. He just sits there and watches football and wrestling. What should I do? I get this question a lot believe it or not. Let me set things straight right now. It's obvious your husband/boyfriend is madly in love with you. He doesn't watch your girly chick flicks like "Gilmore Girls" or any other one because it just reminds him of how much he loves you. Once he thinks of that he starts thinking of how much it would hurt if he ever lost you. When that happens he may start to cry. And all men know if you see him crying you may cry. And we don't want you to cry. So as you can see watching f

Join Me And Stand With Our Veterans
Some of our injured troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan are facing a ridiculous and unnecessary obstacle. Because they have been discharged early, they are not receiving their full enlistment bonuses. Some are even be asked to return payments they have already received. A new bill that would ensure this does not continue is gaining momentum in Congress, and lawmakers need to hear from civilians who support it. We can help our nations' veterans on this critical issue. Please take a minute to send a message to your representatives, and tell them you support this bill. Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America has made it easy - just visit www.iava.org Thank you! Paul Rieckhoff Iraq Veteran Executive Director Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America

Relationship
Body: chris: Hi. Can I talk to Ashley? Mom: Sure. Hold on. Ashley: Hello? chris: Hey. it's chris. how was your day? Ashley: It was fine, how was yours? chris: It was ok. ------------------------------------------------------------ ~akward silence~ ------------------------------------------------------------ chris: Sooooo...... Ashley: *giggle* Sooooo..... chris: You doin anything tomorrow? Ashley: Nope, why? chris: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we can, hang out or somethin? Ashley: *blushes* Okay, what time? chris: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around 6:00pm or something? Ashley: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then... chris: Ok then. Ashley: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?! chris: Ok, see u then.... ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- next day----- ------------------------------------------------------------ *** Ashley walks over to the park and see's chris si

Relationshit Survey
relationshit survey Body: 1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? taken 2) Are you happy with that? wouldnt have it any other way 3) Would you kiss your ex? nope not at all 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? yep 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? nope 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? he should tell me he loves me everyday 12) Do you want someone you can't have? nope 13) Have you fallen in love? yep 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? sure why not if i can remember them 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? you dhouldnt have to they should accept you for who you are 16) Have you ever broken a heart before? i think so but its not fatal theyll live 17.) Does your ex still have feelings for you? fuck if i know 18) Do you believe in long distance relationships? not really 19) Do you think any of your friends will repost this? sure why not

I Think I Want To Do It Again!
i think it's time to blog again so here i go! blog blog.......... blog blog blog....... blog blog blog blog blog blog!! just remember you're only as young as you feel or maybe it's as young as you act! act your shoe size once in a while, it will make you feel better on the inside! : )

How To Become Family Here....
i joined M.F.I. to get my dream body.... I've been busting butt promoting me and the site shamelessly every where. it's a cool site ..... its helped a lot of girls. i keep getting asked to see my private photos ...my private photos are marked family only because many are just being taken so i can earn my breast lift and implants. sole reason they were taken. so no i dont just add people , sorry. to be added here's all you have to do 1)follow my link. or click on banner http://MyFreeImplants.com/index.asp?MOID=31347 2) read my mfi profile , lend a hand. 3) let me know there you are my fubar friend and tell me name here. hope to see you all on M.F.I! lol oh and yes my name is Tina (it's in my profies here Bucks for Bigger Cups

Under The Pale Green Light
Under the pale green light our souls ajoined unto one The outside world faded away as to our noises our bodies did sway skin to skin heartbeat matching heartbeat our eyes were locked deep into one anothers I will never forget that night We became one Under the pale green light. Dean Dark

Survey
[One] Who were your last five texts from? kevin and eddie [Two] Where was your default picture taken? my bed [Three] What's your middle name? renee [Four] Your current relationship status?? relationship [Five] Does your crush like you back? crush? whats that? [Six] What is your current mood? anxious [Seven] What's your mom's maiden name? cross [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? red [Nine] What is the wallpaper on your cell phone? a pic of me and eddie Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? nothing it all happens for a reason [Eleven] Where was the last place out of town that you went to? good lord. ummm..... lets see... [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? yes [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? sing to myself about anything today i made up a song and dance that i was the state marshmellow man [Fourteen] Do you have a fondness for gnomes? UMMM..WTF! yay!! gnomes im a gnome [Fifteen] Who can you tell anything to? hell if i kno

A Rose
A rose made from love A rose that shows your beauty A rose that comes from respect A rose that comes from my heart A rose that will protect you from harm A rose that will comfort you A rose from me is saying that I care and I do love all the things we do with each other. A rose from my heart that will someday be held by you and only you to hear you whisper "I Love you" in my ear.

Alone Tonight
As I sit here I realize that I'm all alone tonight. I find myself saying to the cold, dark atmosphere, "This is nothing new. I'm always laying here in this cold bed of mine alone." I'm left alone tonight like every night that has passed before this. I'm wishing he was here to keep me safe and warm, To protect me from from the all the cares of the darkened world. Alas, he is not here, But far away leaving me here to be alone once more tonight. Written by Danielle K.

Just Me & My Thoughts
Only have just a few thoughts running through my head tonight. They seem to be the same ones that have been on my mind for a few days now. I have heard so many say how short life is , but none of them have I seen actually go & do exactly what they tell others to do. I’m as guilty of that as so many others. Thinking back over the past years two certain spots in my life come to mind. I had the chance both times to tell two people how I felt and because I was so scared of getting hurt I kept it to myself. In the end they both left me here to face this world alone. It would be selfish in me to wish them back here knowing the pain they would be in. I can’t help it though at times I miss them both so much. Both are from different parts of my life but both so important to me. When I think of them I realize how stupid I was to keep all the things I wanted to tell them to myself. Each time I think of them , I tell myself I’m never going to let that happen again. Truth is I know it will happen

Questions To Ponder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon Before we figured out it would be A good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, Is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra

Americans In Poverty
This one tells it like it really is..............Hope you read it all........... THIS HAS GOT TO BE PASSED ALONG TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE OR WE WILL ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE A FEW DON'T CARE. This English teacher has phrased it the best I've seen yet. Tomatoes and Cheap Labor CHEAP TOMATOES? This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent From a California school teacher - - - "As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels. Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free l

Sometimes It Hurts
Sometimes it hurts to let go. It hurts to see you smile and know you are better off. It hurts to know I had something so great but chose to let it go because I would only complicate things. It hurts sometimes to think about what could have been but then I see how happy you are now and know I did the right things. I am not a bad person but make stupid mistakes. I would have never lied to you, cheated or defied you in anyway but I couldn't let you get so close because I was so in love with you and couldn't have you and my life was so complicated that I chose to let you go. Perhaps I did it in not such a good way but it was all I could do not to cry. Seeing you happy now is what makes me realize I did the right thing and know that no matter where you are in your life you have one true friend. Always love you...you know who you are

So Far...
I have had friends mention that I look better, happier, and more satisfied. I have a purpose. I have goals more directly than I have before. Why? Because I am a slave. My house is clean. My dogs are clean. I am eating healthy and taking my meds. I help my friends out any time I can. These are all things that I’ve always done, right? Well now I have more fun doing them. Because I have a Master. This is not a bad thing. I will repeat that every day until all have heard and understand. This is something to be excited about and grateful for. When I was young, my mother made sure that I knew how to do everything I needed for myself. She was a good mother. The only thing she lacked was positive reinforcement. She was stern, corrective, and disciplining. She wasn’t consistent though. For some reason I’m grateful for that lol. She made sure we had the basic knowledge to make it through life because of her guidance. Doing dishes, mopping floors, cleaning house, cooking, working. These

U
Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. Each time U pray, you'll see it's true; you can't spell out Jesus and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name. For U he was born; that's why He came. His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crucified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand; He rose from the dead with U in His plan? The stones split away; the gold trumpet blew, and this word resurrection is spelled with a U. When Jesus left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's true, that I love them all just like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U; don't they have a right to know Jesus too? It all depends now on what U will do. He'd like them to know, but it all starts with U.

Tax!!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax

The Pentagram
The following is a presentation I made to my local pagan group 11/28/07. I hope you find it as informative and interesting as they had. The Pentagram The pentagram has long been associated with mystery and magic. It is the simplest form of star shape that can be drawn unicursally, with a single line, hence it is sometimes called the Endless Knot. Other names are the Goblin Cross, the Pentalpha, the Witch Foot, the Devils Star and the Seal of Solomon (more correctly attributed to the hexagram). It has long been believed to be a potent protection against evil and demons, hence a symbol of safety, and was sometimes worn as an amulet for happy homecoming. The old folk-song : Green Grow the Rushes, O! refers to the use of the pentagram above doors and windows in the line: Five is the symbol at your door. The potency and associations of the pentagram have evolved throughout history. Today it is an ubiquitous symbol of Neo-Pagans with much depth of magickal and symbolic mean

Minion
...almost there. {Giggles} Main Entry: min·ion Pronunciation: ˈmin-yən Function: noun Etymology: Middle French mignon darling Date: circa 1500 1 : a servile dependent, follower, or underling 2 : one highly favored : idol 3 : a subordinate or petty official

Weird Information
Weird Information The youngest pope was 11 years old. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. First novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother. Dueling i

About A Couple People I Know (part 1)
Greetings fellow Fubites! The Metalhead Lover here with a very detailed and long blog. In fact, this blog is so long, it will be divided into 2 parts. Part 1 is about women, Part 2 is about men. Basically this blog is about people I know and the experiences we have shared in some form or another. This blog will probably be a downer to most of the individuals I will speak about, and some will be earning more brownie points. The bottom line here is that no one is exactly what they appear to be when you meet them. We all have souls within ourselves. The soul is of course composed of the 3 primary elements of an individual: The Mind, The Body, & The Heart. In a way, each element is critical to the other 2. If one element were to break down, the other 2 would fall with it. Even with 2, no matter how strong they may seem, they will not function properly, if at all. Everyone soul is unique in it's own way, and every soul has similar chrateristics to other souls based on age, gender, race, and

Strange Laws
Strange Laws Be careful, many of these laws are still on the books 1-When visiting Louisiana, remember that it is illegal to gargle in public...you can do just about anything else in public, but NO gargling! 2-And be careful that you do not get caught shaving while driving in Massachusetts or you'll be in real trouble. 3-If you're going to be driving through Utah, be alert because the birds have the right of way on the state highways. 4-And walking down the streets of Maine with your shoes strings untied is also illegal. 5-Oh, and in Atlanta, not only is it illegal to tie your giraffe to a telephone pole but if you get caught dressing a mannequin without shutting the window shades, you could be in big trouble. 6-When in Nebraska, keep in mind not to spit against wind because not only is it messy, its also illegal. 7-Eating out in Connecticut became so much more pleasant once the law requiring restaurateurs to provide separate nose-blowing and non-nose-blow

Instructions For Psychward Mental Health Hotline
Instructions for PsYchward Mental Health Hotline We know you can't always get to a computer, but you can always mug some jerk with a cellphone. So soon you will reach the Psychward on the telephone. When we get it up, these will be our instructions. Please check to see if we've got your number. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 until your finger bleeds. If you have short-term memory loss, press 2. If you have short-term memory loss, press 2. If you have short-term memory loss, never mind. If you are co-dependent, please ask your signifant-co to press 3 for you. If you have amnesia, press 411 and ask for information. If you have multiple personalities, press 5 and 6 and 7. If you are delusional, press 8 and your call will be transferred to the CIA which is already monitoring your calls and your dreams. If you are paranoid, you may press 9, but it doesn't matter. It is too late. We have already traced your call, and the men in white coats are on their way.

Pippis Pimp Out
Ok , This beautiful DJ and Great friend of mine needs a lil help . She is always out there bustin her ass for everyone else its time we repay her with alot of fu love . Rate her , Fan her , and Add her . Once ur done with that take a few min and rate all her pix and stash . She is such a sweetie and a good friend she deserves some love back . Click the link below to go to her page and thank you in advance . DJ~Pippi~TBR~GODDESS OF METAL~@ fubar

Let's Say Thanks
Many of us are going to be spending the holidays with our families, but there are those that only wish they could, those ppl being our Troops. Please show your love and support by sending a card. Just click the link below. It only takes a minute. You will get to choose from a lot of different artwork done by children that submitted their wonderful work. If you can't do something for anyone this season, at least show your appreciation to theses brave men and ladies. They have family here on the home front that wishes they were home for the holidays as well. Thanks for your time!! **hugs** Link To Send Cards To The Troops: http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

Let Your Feelings Show
When your friends are special, let your feelings show. Tell them their important to you. Maybe they dont know Dont hold back affection Say whats in your heart that your happy when your with them and sad when your apart. Dont wait till tomorrow thats too far away For friendship is too valuable to wait another day....

Something To Thik About
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food

Sex And Calories(adult)
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differ

The Blonde And The Cute Sheep
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!" The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"

I Know What I'm Getting For Christmas!
Squeeeeeeeeee! I'm going to "Phantom of the Opera"!!!!!!!!!!!! Hubby bought tickets last night (but we don't have them yet...they're supposed to be mailed to us). With any luck we'll get them before Christmas and he'll put them under the tree to open at my mom's on Christmas Eve. I know, I know...it won't be a surprise at all, but I don't consider it to be a waste. After all, since he paid $206.50 (Canadian dollars) for the tickets, I don't expect there to be anything else under the tree for me from him. =^_^= (Even though I kinda had my heart set on a new MP3 Player...but in all honesty, I'd much rather go to see "Phantom of the Opera"! I can buy an MP3 player any time, but the last time Phantom was here in Saskatchewan was 1993...which I went to see, incidently.) =^_^= Well...is getting late and I'm getting tired. Morning will come far too early for me and I kinda need my faculties for work...so I think I'll listen to the call of my pillow and head on off to bed.

As Christmas Approaches!
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the tax office sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They just want computers ....they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air..

What Good Is Love?
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

Heaven Think About It People!!!
Heaven Written by a 17 Year Old Boy . This is excellent and really gets you thinking about what will happen in Heaven. 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teays Valley High School in Pickaway County. Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them, notes from classmates and teachers, and his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. It makes such an impact that peop

The Storm
The wind began to moan in hollow murmurs, as the sun went down carrying glad day elsewhere; and a train of dull clouds coming up against it, menaced thunder and lightning. Large drops of rain soon began to fall, and, as the storm clouds came sailing onward, others supplied the void they left behind and spread over all the sky. Then was heard the low rumbling of distant thunder, then the lightning quivered, and then the darkness of an hour seemed to have gathered in an instant. Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head. Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm

Blast From The Past
Sometimes we don't realize how much of an impact we can have on the lives of those we befriend....I know I didn't, at least until today. I logged on to check my Myspace (which I should do more frequently) and saw a face I haven't seen in years. It was Erika, a girl I went to my middle school. She asked if I remembered her...of course I did, because she was my best friend back then. She said she'd always wondered what happened to me after she moved away and wanted to thank me for always being there to listen when she needed a friend. Her parents were going through an ugly divorce back then and it was really hard on her. It's funny to think that after all these years she still remembered me and looked me up. We did some catching up today and we will be getting together for lunch soon. Guess Myspace is good for something, lol.

Random
So yeah, today was pretty good. *waits for shock to pass* ........................................... ........................................... I know, it's been a while, lol. I'm really not sure why it was a good day but during my lunch break I just ... got happy. My class after that went well, I learned I don't have to go back unless I just feel like it :D. Work went well... just, nothing really terrible happened (not after Calculus anyway :P) Anyway, I just felt it was important to put a good blog in here. Have a great day and a better tomorrow! xoxo

Man Rules!
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That'

Garbage Truck
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his break s, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of th e other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck." Many people are

The Colour Of My Love To You
Ill Paint a sun to warm your heart Knowing that we'll never part Ill draw the years all passing by So much to learn so much to try. Ill paint my mood in a shadow blue Paint my soul to be with you Ill sketch your lips in shaded tones Draw your mouth to my very own. Ill trace a hand to wipe your tears and trace a look to calm your fears A silhouette of dark and light To hold each other oh so tight. Ill paint the stars in the evening sky Draw the light into your eyes A touch of love a touch of grace To softly fall on your moonlit face. Ane with this ring our lives will start Let nothing keep our love apart Ill take your hand to hold in mine And be together through all time...

Regrets
Reasoning against a prejudice is like fighting against a shadow; it exhausts the reasoner, without visibly affecting the prejudice Among well-bred people a mutual deference is affected, contempt for others is disguised; authority concealed; attention given to each in his turn; and an easy stream of conversation maintained without vehemence, without interruption, without eagerness. I can try to accept gracefully all things that affect my life. I can think and act, not react, I can study and learn. I listen. If you can rest your head at your pillow and sleep well without regrets you are living a good life...

You Princess Only You
you slip in my bed like ah dream come true... I touch your soft belly and you gasp and caress my face, rubbing your hands down my chest.. i kiss your tender lips and hold your body close.i can feel ur body temp rise as i kiss your belly and cup your chest with my hand.. your lips kiss mine and nibble down my chest.....at this moment i relize your that angel in my dreams that has come true!!! i hope you stay here to hold me forever........

There Be Assholes
i ask you. do people in general go out of their way to piss off people? and i'm not talking road rage....or using coupons for damn near everything the old bat ahead of you is buying...or even that person who has to give exact change and spends way to much time finding a penny....or even (and i know everyones been effected by this one)....the person who buys $10.00 worth of items and pays with a check. no ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, i'm talking those people who do the one thing they know is gonna get under your skin...and it can be anything. but eventually the irritation builds...and the flame in your gut burns hotter and you start shaking cause adrenaline is coursing through your veins and you think to yourself "one more time....one more fucking time".....and then it happens.....the one more time. and you SNAP. you turn and that person is staring right at you....you look at him/her right in their eyes. and the yelling starts and ever fiber in your body is jus

Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL

Rainbows
Colors bright and radiant As the sun shines thru the hues of light blues and pink and yellow puts a smile on a fellow. Peaceful and grand are the meaning of such brings joy and happiness for all to feel, with great pride and zeal...

The 5 Legged Pig. (page5)
Once upon a time.... There was an old man. The old man couldn’t have any children; it just wasn’t in him, So he began to try and create children for himself. One day the old man made his very first child and called him son. He quickly mad with delight had to make another! And another! Soon he had many children And still he was not happy. One day he was walking down the road thinking to him self "How can I make the perfect child?" and he saw this small creature cross his path like he’d never seen before It had 4 legs and was fat and pink... so he called to it "Hello my friend." But it did not answer it snorted and moved away The old man thought this was quite interesting indeed So he moved closer to the 4 legged wonder... “My, my you are different aren’t you?” Since he did not know what this creature was he gave it a name He said "I shall call you pig!" And he became pig Well the old man now turned to pig “What can I do to make you perfect?” he contemplated “Ah ha!!!

The Kiss
Lips as soft as the pettles of tuilps Smooth as silk.. Gentle as the summer's breeze yet so intense and sensuous the hot passion flowing connecting the two as one.. The expressions of love,desire, devotion supreme how sweet to the taste as like a sweet wine to be entwined in love, what could be more devine and heavenly than that feeling totally complete...

5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Shower Time!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Aspen Glow, Part 2©
To just lay next to her soaking up the sun, basking in the glow of passion. But it was time to head back to camp. The worst part was getting back into the snow melt stream naked and making our way back to shore. With gasps and giggles we got to our clothes and dressed in a hurry and on our way. Talking,laughing and loving the feel of her holding my hand. The sparkle in her eye when she smiled got me every time. We arrived at camp just as the sun began it's retreat behind the mountains. I started a fire, while she got out dinner. Food just seems to taste better when cooked on an open fire. Once the fire was going, the steaks hit the grate and the smells over whelmed us. The smell of olive oil,garlic,with a sprig of rosemary mingled with the grilling ribeyes would make a herbivore salivate. The baked potatoes were wrapped in foil and buried deep within the coals of the fire, while a can of green beans boils next on the far end of the grill. Letting the fire do its work, I couldn't h

Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!

Women Are Clever, Evil Witches.
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo

Cute_o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Hate Song
ok you in the club and that one person cums in who did you dirty and you see each other. you walk up to the DJ and ask him or her to play a song for that person. what would that song be???? like befor please post that song on here if you can. yes its a twist on urs KATH. here is mine. thanks for d "lies"

As I Sit
As I sit tonight in my log cabin By Eric Ethan AS I sit tonight in my log cabin watching it snow I pick up the pen and my paper to write the great love poem from the heart When I write I let out my emotions of good caring feeling nobody has experience in awhile I never start once a upon a time or how the weather is, I’m like artist painting that picture and describing to you and make your mind feel that painting or that picture I have token, I make you take that walk or feel how I feel to experience in this poem Have a sit in my big chair next to my desk as the fire is glowing in the this cool night air When I write tonight it comes from the heart not from a movie or a book I read. When I write I write things people has not experience the caring and things they never had done in ages. Take my hand and let’s walk the golden brick road and get away from our troubles and long Lets enjoy the beauty of nature and different colors of the clou

My Friend
You've held my hand Been there for me You don't do the work But won't let me be When I need your help You hold me up Let me tell you things You may not want to hear You are objective and honest Letting your heart always be near I'm here for you Through all that may come Just wanted to let you know I love ya hon!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'> 6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.> 7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.> 8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.> 9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.> 10. Sing Along At The Opera.> > 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a Headache. 13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream

Hate Me
I have to block out thoughts of you So I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach Leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape To remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head That make a porno feel like home Theres a burning in my pride A nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you Will you never call again And you will never say that you loved me Just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didnt do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you I'm sober now for three whole months It's one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that tore us apart Is the one thing I wont touch again In my sick way I want to thank you For holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging war on myself You were trying to stop the fight

Long Time No See
hello to all that read this. I havent been on here for a long time. The last time i was on here was about 4 months ago. just wanted to see if any of my friends remember me. give me a holla or something. I would like to meet you all again. thanks

Fishing
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju

Honestly...
1. Honestly, how many people have you had strong feelings for this year? one 2. Honestly, what color is your underwear? pink 3. Honestly, what’s on your mind? my life... my feelings.. my future 4. Honestly, what were you doing right before you logged into Fubar? was taking a shower 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? nope not really 7. Honestly, do you watch Wild n’ Out? no 8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? yes 9. Honestly who makes you happy most of the time? makes me happy? ooo I don't know anymore. takes alot to make me happy. 10. Honestly, what makes you sad most of the time? hmmm what?? does.... My LIfe its SAD!!! 11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? yes.. very very much 12. Honestly, do you have any deep secrets? yeah 13. Honestly, when is the last time you have been to the library? PFFFfff... back when i was in high school 14. Honestly, are you mean? i have my moments 15.

Who's To Blame?
Who's To Blame? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kids and Guns Walter Williams April 25, 2001 Every time there's a school shooting, there are demands for greater gun control measures that range from longer waiting periods and mandated gun locks to stricter licensing and restricted sales. With all the political posturing and demagoguery that follows, a hysterical public buys into the seeming plausibility that reduced availability of guns, especially to children, will reduce gun violence. The facts of the matter are just the opposite. Yale University legal scholar John Lott demonstrates this in his book "More Guns Less Crime." Lott's brilliant study destroys one falsehood after another about guns, but I want to focus on one of his findings -- gun accessibility and gun violence. But is gun accessibility the problem? The fact of the matter is that gun accessibility in our country has never been as restricted as i

That Hug
That Hug Eric Ethan When I get that hug I feel a load has lifted from me When I layed down and feel comfortable that hugs is always there when you get close and hug me tight I feel wanted and protected from harm and sleep peaceful with that hug When you give that hug, smiles and sunshine in that heart glows in my body tonight When we meet I will feel that hug and whatever dream of hugs and that famous kiss We always write will feel good tonight Hugs Hug hug hug The End

Yar
Pre-Thanksgiving, I had the audacity to ask the boss to pick my vacation days. Well, in fact it was a stand-off because he was begging me to. I got an earful from him, not that it was bad or anything, he was just annoying the flying fuck out of me asking when I was going to take it because vacation days are on mandatory schedules and he would love for me to take it before the thanksgiving...when in actuality.. I wanted to work on thanksgiving just to escape the hectic schedule my mom bestowed on for those latter days. Or even escape to rey's condo and listen to his bob marley records. Two nights at The Esmeralda Resort in Indian Wells, soothed me kind of...and I just gave away to a tranquil quiet evening and I made sure I bought a new book to appease the yearning...pool side...I saw some old high school friends who started working there, and I chatted them up for abit.... Talking about plans and the journey of life ...with so much responsibility and all. That night w

Im Free Eurlogy
Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me'I took His Hand when I heard him call I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way I found that place at the close of the day. If my parting has left a void Then fill it with the remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh,a kiss. Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow. I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full. I savored much.. Good Friends, Good times, and a loved one's touch. Prehaps my time seemed to brief: Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me God wanted me now, He set me free.

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. My personal favorite, LOL 10. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. 11. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June flower." 12. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 13. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 14. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 16. Nothing is f

Worries, Fear.. Living Through It Alone
ok, ive tried to overcome all this , to sit and reason with it because it is all irrational. but i just cant. i went to my first OBGYN visit monday. my doc that i had chosen was away on a "family emergncy" so i had to see my old doc who happens to have delivered me and my sisters, brothers and most of there kids.. basically hes an old famely friend ( honestly he only delivered me and chris, but he did deliver most of my neices and all my nephews save 1) which means he says and asks things that even most doctors wouldnt, everything is perfectly fine of course he put me on some restrictions all of which i hate, but this really isnt about what i need or want anymore. that sentence alone scares the fuck out of me honestly. ive always wanted a famely.. for whatever changing reasons through out my life, i have always wanted that. sure i went about it all wrong in compairason to what i hoped and the norm of it all. but im having a baby ( hopefully only one the thought of one is all i can deal

Anniversary 11/27/06
I would like to say Happy Anniversary to the love of my life! David You are my Heart & Soul! I hope and pray to God W/we have many many more! W/we have had some ups and downs but i truely think W/we have them worked out now......Trust and Honesty is a major part of a relationship without those two things it falls apart.. Love You Always Your wife lynn

Why Do I Love You
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making me. I love you for ignoring the possibilities of the fool in me and for laying firm hold of the possibilities for good. Why do I love you??????? I love you for closing your eyes to the discords and for adding to the music in me. By worship listening. I love you because you are helping me to make of lumber of my life. Not a tavern, but a temple; and out of the words of my every day, not a reproach, but a song. I love you because you have done more than any creed, to make me happy. You have done without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You have done it jsut by being yourself. After all perhaps that is what love means

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Mumm Suspension
*******This is a repost of Scrapper's MUMM suspension blog.******* ****Do not leave comments asking for them back. Please email me about it. I may not see it. Please read the following information entirely. MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. Also, please do not leave me a comment on this blog asking for them back. I might not see it, so email me instead. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for

How Do Men See Me
Men See You As Desirable Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You?

H.r. 1955
H.R. 1955 They've repealed the first amendment, and they did it without much publicity. H.R. 1955. Our representative Earl Pomeroy voted yes on the bill. I wrote him a letter. "I see that you voted yes on H.R. 1955. This deeply disappoints me. Essentially what you've helped to do is repeal the first amendment. Did you read it before you voted for it? What part of it did not seem suspicious to you? There was no definition of what constitutes a "violent radical" or "homegrown terrorist". It may be in the near future that people will be placed in detention by way of this bill, and judging by the lack of publicity for this bill, perhaps they will be taken away without a word. We claim that we aren't like countries like China or Afghanistan, that we're free. You helped pass a bill which could slowly blur the line separating us from them. Thank you very much. If you were paying attention to what the bill contained, I will not be voting for you. If you voted for it without

Lifetime
Sometimes when I look at you, it feels as though my heart is almost too full of love. You're someone who can look at me a certain way and tell me things that exist beyond language. Someone whose eyes speak to me of closeness that can't be expressed in words. It's hard to describe wht it's like to feel you next to me. To know that in that moment, nothing else matters but the love we share. I know without a doubt I've found the love of a lifetime with you.

When Did We Roll Over?
I don't know when it happened... Once upon a time I remember not being able to sleep because life's possibilities kept me awake at night thrilled about what was in store for me. I obsessed about the different ways I would make my mark in this world and how I would spend my millions afterwards. "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." I'm pissed off. Through life and laziness, I have watched the dreams of my youth become unfulfilled memories. I have watched words like "potential" and phrases like "some day" vanish into once upon a time. I have rolled over time and time again and made compromise after compromise and ended up in the shit life I fucking promised myself I would never...ever end up in. Not only that but I have become fearful of losing that life.... Losing what exactly? Losing a job,

Hate Hp Help
ive been on the phone for 2 hours with HP support and NOTHING. all they could tell me was that they cant help me anymore but they could give me a number for more help..it will only cost 100 dollars a phone call! this is horse shiiiiiit. oh and they couldnt tell me how to wipe everything off my computer. so if anyone can help me PLEASE do

Life Is A Beautiful Thing
Life is a beautiful thing,.... Now you're prob. wondering what makes it so great,. It's the things we often say we hate,. and the things we just for some reason can't understand,. I used to not understand alot about life,. and I was depressed and angry. But.. I woke up, all on my own without anyone's help. Instead of being Doped up on drugs and having someone tell me whats right and wrong,. for 300 bucks and hour,. I did it myself,. I might say it alot,. But its true,. Life is about Learning, Living, laughin, The pain, The hurt, The tears, The hate, and Anger,. and seeing the beauty in all of it,. When you prick your finger on a torn of a rose, you don't Dig up the bush and throw it away,. why.. because its beautiful, BUT you learn not to grab it like you did,. Life is the same way,. I don't have a PHD, MD, BBLLD whatever.. But I have learned you can't hide your emotions Life is about Feeling , MAD, ANGRY, UPSET, HAPPY, ESTATIC, Depressed, Lonely, HURT, Beaten,

Remembering And Wanting
I remember you, And the way you are. Your voluptuous lips, Your warm soft glow. How it felt when you held me in your arms. All the words you said, And how they still ring in my head. Wondering if promises are kept. Wondering if you meant what you said. In this world so full of chaos and disappear. You were my escape, Everything I held dear. Will I go to my grave, Always wanting you? Will any of my dreams ever come true? If I give up my hope, Would it be easier? If I give up on love, Will I live a free and easy life? Nothing is ever as it seems to be. I am always sitting and wondering. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Asking God
When I asked God for strength... He gave me some difficult situations to face... When I asked God for brain and brawn... He gave me some puzzles in life to solve... When I asked God for happinee... He showed me some unhappy people... When I asked God for wealth... He showed me how to work hard... When I asked God for a favor... He gave me soem opportunities to work upon... When I asked God for peace.. He showed me how to help others... God gave me nothing I wanted... He gave me all I needed.

Dj Requests
OK. I have lots of P2P's. I'm getting set up to DJ. In the interests of saving time and some memory as well as frustration, please post your song requests as responses to this blog. Then I can search and download them when I'm not in the Lounge.

Good Night
i close my eyes and go to sleep you lean over and kiss my cheek dreaming my dreams you know what they all mean sometimes not always bliss its you i simply miss cold cold nights spend all alone til the day you finally make it home

Boyfriend Application
A Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] wa

The Ghosts Of Gettysburg
In July 2001 my then girlfriend and I went to Gettysburg to watch the reenactment of the battle fought there during the civil war. Our first night we stayed at a bed and breakfast called the Cashtown Inn. If you have ever seen the movie it is a big red brick building they show as Lee's troops are moving into Gettysburg. Lee actually set his headquarters up there during the battle. Anyway we get to the Cashtown Inn and check in and go to our room. In the room they had a guest book to write your experience about your stay and also had 2 movies Gettysburg and The Ghosts of Gettysburg. I started watching the ghosts of Gettysburg and up pops the place we are staying in. (I did not know it was supposed to be haunted or I would never have stayed there lol). So my girlfriend starts reading the stories in the guestbook. After the movie was done we went to bed and Penny was scared so she left a light on. I fell asleep probably within 5 minutes. This was around midnight. Well at

100,000 Fubux Up For Grabs
~*Phyre*~@ fubar I take pictures of all my "fucomplishments" well i have 2 blasts up and i need a picture of both of them... The person who sends me a picture of my blasts first gets 10,000 fubux a blast! just put it in your pictures or put it in your stash... so i can find it please and send me a private message labeled " i found your blast" and i will send you 10000 fubux immediately... if you dont find it first you dont win... but to make it interesting if you find both (you dont have to be first) ill give you 50000 bux. And if you send me both of them before anyone one else sends me one ill give you 100,000 Fubux To take a pic of the blast you need to press the "print screen" button... minimize your explorer and open up your paint program... Microsoft paint will do! Then Hit paste and it will be in there... And i will give you 5000 extra fubux if you just get my blast with nothing else on the page... camera pictures WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED! If someone can sticky this

Ignorant Fuck Rant
Look for the S, P, and C of a Sentence: These are the Subject, Predicate, and Complete Thought. 1. A complete sentence will always include a subject. Always. The subject is the main focus of the sentence and is the "whom" or "what" the sentence is about. If there isn't a subject, it is not a complete sentence - it's a fragment. And it's incorrect. Learn these things, people! Let's see how this works, Class... Example: "Jared is a dragon." This sentence is about "Jared." Jared is the subject. 2. A complete sentence must always have a predicate. The predicate communicates what the subject does or what the subject is. Always look for the predicate; if there is no predicate, this should indicate to you that the sentence is not complete and therefore is not in standard written English. English is the language we speak in this country, is it not? Last I fucking checked it was. Let's get on the ball, Folks! Example: "Manda ate some chicken yesterday." The predic

The Blood That Runs.
The blood in my veins runs for you and only you. You are the reason that I live day today.You are my hopes, my dreams, my life, my everything. When you say my name I go weak all over. I'm under your spell for you are the one for me. When I dream it's you that fills my mind. When I look into your rich brown eyes all I see is love. The way that your skin feels on mine drives me crazy. all I want is to have you in my life. If I don't then I might just die

How To Do A Salute (updated)
*****PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU WILL BE GOOD TO GO ON A SALUTE***** **PLEASE MAKE YOUR SALUTE RESPECTABLE TO FUBAR OR IT WILL BE REJECTED** What is a FUBAR Salute? A salute is a candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your FUBAR profile. Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN note with the following three things: 1. Your SCREEN NAME 2, Your Member ID number 3. NO SHADES or MIDDLE FINGERS allowed 4. NO heavy make up or masks, no body salutes(hands and arms will be accepted if legible and you've completed #5). 5. No unique salutes(hands, arms, CDs etc) until you get a paper salute approved. 6. AND, the words: fubar.com. *Photoshopped or any “type” print set will NOT be accepted. *Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted, and you MUST show how the sign is supported(IE show your hand, not just the tips of your fingers). *Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NO

Computer And Vegas
They are going to tear my computer out of my bloody hands to take it to the computer doc. and then i have to go to Vegas again! No way to talk to my friend the ones who still talk to me! yes u guessed it i dont have a life!

Repost Of Scrapper's Nsfw Blog
REMEMBER..this is a repost of blogs written by Scrapper. Please don't leave me nsfw comments here, they will be deleted and you will be blocked. This is me trying to clarify for you, the nsfw guidelines. You may also refer to the faq sections for this. If you have a question about this, please feel free to leave it here in the comments section and I will do my best to reply to it. If you have something constructive to say then by all means leave it here. I'm counting on you all to behave as adults. :) *************************************************** What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the NSFW policy. This includes

My Life Lately...
Sorry I haven't been online lately anymore.... with me working at night and sleeping during the day, it's kind of hard. Plus for a few months there I was working a second job site on the weekends. Nice paychecks but it just sucks because I don't have time to talk to anyone I used to anymore. Plus I've been ignoring my house lately, so I've been trying to do some cleaning as well as getting ready for the holidays. For all of you who I did talk to and know a bit about my personal life, things are great. I couldn't ask for anything different in my life right now except to have a few more hours tacked onto everyday. But I do check my email on a daily basis. And I love to email people so if you want to, email me. I'd love to keep in touch. lillythc@yahoo.com Well much love to all and keep in touch. Ciao! Lillyth

Hospital Visit
So I just got home from a stay at the hospital. I have to say that I am overall dissatified with my stay. I had to go back to the ER monday because the bite that I had gone if for on Saturday. It had spread further down my leg almost to my ankle, which frankly scared the crap out of me. So I went back, and they started me on several cycles of antibiotics, one of which led to a very bad reaction, or side effect I guess. Beware Vancomyacin. There is a rare side effect called red man, where your body becomes hot and flushed, then starts in with an almost psychotic need to scratch yourself until you're bleeding... This is where my dissatisfation comes in, They let me scratch myself to hell and back leaving rather horrid looking marks all over my tummy, back arms and legs for over 30 minutes before deciding I was having that reaction and giving me Benadryl for the reaction, which THANKFULLY made it stop after about 5 minutes and subsequently I was KTFO. Anywho, so there were a few oth

Contest Update A Must See!!!!!!!!!!
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Almost Over
So...the semester is almost over and I am already about to lose it. All I can think about is getting home and getting laid! A nice, long, hard fuck with some cute, sexy, little 18 year old. God...sometimes college REALLY fucks with you. Out

New Life, My Life In Perspective
I would like to introduce to my fubar friends my new Nephew, John Micheal Rucker. Both Mother and baby are doing well. Now I have to get some stuff out, and if you want please read this. I am happy for my sister in law I really am, I am proud of her. I just have been hit with a reality that I have been working hard to try to put behind me. I was reminded today that no matter what I do in life, it means nothing when it compares to being a part of bringing a new life into this world. No matter what I do it doesn't matter in the long run. None will care really, no one will live to tell the tale. I feel like dirt right now, lower then low. I wish I could explain my feelings better, or why I am feeling this way, but it is tough to explain. I don't want to seem self-serving or needy.

Playing With Heartstrings
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex I’m left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me I’m wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key.

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled

Read.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th

They Protect Us All
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed a

A Bit Of The Real Me
I thought I would offer up my thoughts on some stuff that is on my mind, and at the same time give you a better sense of myself. After a recent mumm on ripping caught my eye, and having read the comments on it, I felt the need to rant a bit on this subject, and on the general attitude towards other people's work. It is extremely rude at best to rip, use, copy or to in any way post another person's art, photography, writing, etc on your pages, website, etc without asking their permission FIRST. It is even worse to do so and not credit them clearly for their work. It is THEFT to try and pass it off as your work, or to use it in any way to make money without having a signed licensing agreement. While it may be totally lame, and wrong for music companies, software houses, and such to gouge us like they do, it doesn't make it ok to pirate said work, although if it is strictly for yourself not so bad, though still wrong, but always worse to pirate said work, and then sell it and not be pa

Why Me
I just don't seem to understand why my ex is being a bitch I called my son yesterday and she has not let him call me back. I just hate it when she is like this. I have no clue what the hell I'm supposed to do. I have not heard from him in 3 days and it sucks

The People Who Protect Us All.
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed

Klub House Update!!!
THUNDERBOLT STORM CHASERS Back in action starting March 2008 with our team. We will be adding on the storm chasing tour wich will cover Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska, Eastern Colorado, and New Mexico. We feel that the upcomming year will be worse than this last year and are preparing to be ready now. We will need all the suport we can get and hope that you all will help us out. With the way the weather paterns are now we might see things getting worse and servere thunderstorms by as early as February 2008 for Texas, Oklahoma, and the southern parts of Kansas. If we prepare now, We might be able to get those needed warned early. We still watch the weather as winter is here because anything is possible. Please donate and help us out so we may get fully ready for the upcomming year and also take note that we are looking for more storm chasers to join the group. See the website link shown bellow for more info throughout the year to come. KLUB HOUSE MOD

Poetry
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity

Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor 6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict with Great Sense of Humor 5. STLSM -- Show Tune-Loving Straight Male 4. SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown the President 3. EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick 2. WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack and Drives A Pinto and the Number One 1. WSUBFC -- Will Screw Ugly Bastards for Cash

Double Coconut Cake With Fluffy Coconut Frosting
1¼ hours 30 min prep Change to: servings US Metric cooking spray 1 tablespoon cake flour 2 1/4 cups sifted cake flour 2 1/4 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 2/3 cups sugar 1/3 cup butter, softened 2 large eggs 1 (14 ounce) can light coconut milk 1 tablespoon vanilla 2/3 cup sweetened flaked coconut, divided Fluffy Coconut Frosting 4 large eggs 1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar 1 dash salt 1 cup sugar 4 tablespoons hot water 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 1/4 teaspoon coconut extract Not the one? See other Double Coconut Cake With Fluffy Coconut Frosting Recipes * Easter Cakes * For Large Groups Cakes * Pacific Northwest Cakes * Coconut Cakes * Kid Pleaser Cakes 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Coat 2 (9 inch) round cake pans with cooking spray, dust with 1 tablespoon flour. 3. Combine 2 1/4 cups flour, baking powder,and salt, stirring with a whisk. 4. Place sugar and butter in a large bowl, beat with a

Chocolate Cake With Fluffy Coconut Frosting Recipe
Ingredients: ***Cake*** 1 3/4 cup flour 2 cups sugar 3/4 cup cocoa 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 3/4 teaspoon salt 2 eggs 1 cup milk 1/2 cup oil 2 teaspoons vanilla 1 cup boiling water ***Fluffy Coconut Frosting*** 1 1/2 cup sugar 2 egg whites 1 tablespoon light corn syrup 1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon orange extract 1/2 teaspoon almond extract 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup water 1 cup shredded coconutDirections: Combine flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, soda and salt in large bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil and vanilla. Beat 2 min on medium. At lowest speed mix in boiling water. The batter will be thin. Pour into 2 greased and floured 8" round glass baking pan. Bake 350 for 20-30 mins or until tester is clean. Cool in pans. Meanwhile make the frosting: In top of double boiler with mixer on high speed, beat all ingreds except coconut until blended, about 1 min. Place over rapidly boiling water. Beat at high speed untl soft peaks form.

Fluffy Gold Cake
5 min 10 min prep Change to: Cake US Metric 2 cups cake flour, sifted 1 1/3 cups sugar 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup shortening 1 cup milk 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 egg yolks Not the one? See other Fluffy Gold Cake Recipes * < 60 mins Cakes 1. Sift together dry ingredients and put in mixing bowl. 2. Add shortening and half the milk. 3. Mix. 4. Add remaining milk, vanilla, and egg yolks. 5. Blend well. 6. Pour into 2 greased and floured round layer pans and bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes.

Peace, Man-- My Religion
I'm Brittiny. I'm only 19, yet some describe me as "19 going on 2 going on 21." I can be the biggest kid in the world, but I'm still more mature then many my age. I've seen many things that are wrong in this world, and I've also seen many good things in this world. I cannot truly say one way or another whether the world we live in is either good or bad, yet I can say that everyday I see more and more things that need fixing. Since the age of 13, after denouncing my involvement in the "religion" of Jehovah's Witnesses, I was an atheist. As I continued to grow, I saw more things that grabbed my attention, and I changed religions constantly. I'm pretty sure that my family quickly grew irritated with me, despite the fact that each time I could voice my reasons quite well. Soon after, I was agnostic, the hopeful side of me not sure if their was a "God" out there. That was the shortest religion ever. I think that lasted maybe a school year, before I decided that their was no "God" and th

Fluffy Strawberry Lemon Cake
1 round angel food cake, 9 inch (about 10 oz.) 1-1/4 cups cold fat-free milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Fat Free Sugar Free Instant Reduced Calorie Pudding & Pie Filling 1 Tbsp. grated lemon peel 1 cup strawberries, chopped 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping 6 whole strawberries, halved (optional) PLACE cake on serving plate. Cut a 3/4-inch-thick horizontal slice from top of cake using serrated knife; set aside. With small sharp knife, cut a 1-inch wide and 1-inch deep tunnel around center of interior of cake, being careful to not cut through to bottom or side of cake. Remove cake cutout; reserve for snacking or another use. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Add lemon peel. Remove 1/2 cup of the pudding; place in medium bowl. Set aside. Spoon chopped strawberries inside tunnel of cake; spoon remaining pudding over strawberries. Cover with top of cake. ADD whipped to

When I Call Your Name
I rushed home from work like I always do I spent my whole day just thinking of you When I walked through the front door my whole like was changed Cause nobody answered when I called your name A note on the table that told me goodbye It said you'd grown weary of living a lie Your love has ended but mine still remains But nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh nobody answers when I call your name

Love Hillbilly Style
Love Hillbilly Style Lights off. Covers up high. Woman butt ass ugly, But Better than fucking a dead dog upon a full moon. Brewing the moonshine. Teeth, Oh fuck doesn't have any. Eyes are red. Smoke that pipe like a chain smoker smoking Upon a pack of cigarette. Cursing the neighbor. Down hoeing with the family. Cooking up trouble. Kissing in the haystack. Calling the pig's home. Oh hell…. Here comes that hag of hoe, hillbilly Bertha. Gun slinging Spit better than any man. Easy to lay. But dam… Fellow, Best you bring a paper bag to cover her head. Fire blazing in the pit. Music playing. Whoa……. Here comes sweet babygirl from next door. Body that drops your mouth Like Juice melon you have been sucking on. Hearts perking up to her sway motion. Damn….. Those breasts firmly swaying Like Cow tits dying for you to suck on. When it comes to Hillbilly love…. Run does no good. Cause damn women here. Spit like man. Hunt like man. Whip your ass like m

Watch It Suzy!
Suzy be nimble, Suzy be quick Suzy jump over the 'Kreator' stick If I must 'fly' before I wake I pray for the next soul that he may take And if I cry another tear... I pray to the Lord that it is someone sincere. If I die before I wake - Kill Kreators soul for the next one he may take...

Vip
I have entered in Fubars biggest giveaway. I have picked that i wanted to try to receive a 1 month VIP and for that I need 10,000 comments within 2 weeks of today. Can you please help me out with as many as you can give me. After you help, please leave a comment for me on this blog or shout me...hell even send a private message..whatever way you want to do it and i will help you all out as well. here is my link.

You're Brave If You Read The Whole Thing
This is pretty much just a recap of all the things that i have gone through/done since leaving Eatonville(my dads house). I will warn you, this is goin to be long. lol. But Im not really writing this for to please anyone, its mainly just for me. Im sure some of you are really bored though, so reading what im about to write will kill time for you, ALOT OF TIME. lol. oh and excuse the many typos that im sure im about to do. Im not all that worried about spelling or anything. Oh, and everythin i say is from my point of view, nothing exagerated or changed. What i say is lookin at things from my side of the situations.. Oh, and there will be a lot of names in here too im sure, but im not guna bother tryin to explain who each and every person is. If its THAT important i will though. Well... here goes nothing... April of 2006. I think thats the best place to start. I was still living with my dad and working for him. On a friday, my friend Chris gave me a piece of paper that was actuall

Untitled Also
untitled (still needs a name) V1. Anger Fills me Changing me inside These fellings I can no longer Hide This love has grown old And we have become Cold the evil rises Eating away at me C. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the Outside Can you fell me I will love you I will hate you Kill me Hate me v2. The pain grows stronger I cant hold on much longer You have broke me down in this sorrow I drown You betrayed me Now I destory you c. Turning Black on the outside Growing Cold on the Inside Can you Fell me Hate me forever Love me Never Hate me Kill me v3. You cant fell me You wont defeat me You will see You are nothing now just a shadow I just walk away c. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the outside can you fell me Hate me forever Love me never hate me kill me

Lawyers, Really?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something

Rant Hillbilly Style
Rant Hillbilly Style Gun loaded. My Bitch screaming for mercy. Kids hiding in the wood shed from me. Dogs are barking. Damn! Is that the fucking Cops. Oh well, Damn it all. Time for open season today. Picks up the old faithful Shout gun, Which is better for me Too Fuck up the old Bitch of hag I live with That Is laying on the dirty floor crying and all battered up? Dam her, Sorry ass for cheating on me With The neighbor damn young stud son, Who Came calling late last night Where He pisses me the fuck off, So Damn, I had to fuck his ass with the faithful ax in the backyard. Fuck This life. Ain't got to fucking time to myself no more. Kids always running around naked and hungry Like Pack of wolves, Oh hell, Wait minute. Damn… that is right. Bitch of Hag is damn wolf. Shit… Should had not kinky in the woods all those with that Wild bitch. Point my shotgun out the broken window. Damn is that old fellow, I use to hang out with, Until

The Dance
Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared 'neath the stars above For a moment all the world was right How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Holding you I held everything For a moment wasn't I a king But if I'd only known how the king would fall Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance

Bamf
BAMF v1 Well I hear you been talkin Shit You really shoud Quit you little Bitch-Whore Cause you really dont want me To kick your fuckin ass Ill mow you like a peice of grass Cause you just A BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA! V2. Now just keep to yourself and quit using my name You been doin this shit too long Now you need to be gone befrore I come see you and your ass is though cause your A Bitch Ass Mutha Fucka chours You need to run and hide cuase i am comming for your ass Make you go down on your knees and beg for mercy your just a scared little whore get the fuck out of my door you BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA V3 You keep playing this game Its getting old and lame Soon I am gonna end this one way or another cause I will beat your ass Like noother cause your just a scared Bitch Ass Mutha fucka chours

What It Means To Be Precious
Of high cost or worth; valuable. Highly esteemed; cherished. One who is dear or beloved; a darling. This is what precious means in the dictionary. Someone whom is held dearly and cherished by someone...this means alot to me this name, it is something that i take seriously, and that i feel hold special meaning to me for one it was given to me by You Sir. It is something that i feel You gave me for a reason Sir, it means something to You, i am Your beloved precious....Your pride and joy, Your lover and Your submissive. i am so very grateful that You have chosen the name that You have for me Sir having read what the meaning are. Precious to me means a whole wide variety of things Sir....for one it means acting on Your behalf, showing that i truly understand and appreciate what it means to be Lord Fury\'s precious. I cherish and adore the fact that i am able to adorn precious as my name Sir. To me it means acting as though i am valuable to You, showing my grati

Ozzy
earlier today i told my mother that i wanted to go to hell yeah instead of ozzy and shes like well ive been trying to win tickts to ozzy and i was like mom dont ur not even going to wen dont bother ive lived with hell yeah *cause its cheaper* and uh my mom called me 3 hours later and she won the tickets :D im the luckest girl alive.

Twelve Things You'll Never Hear An Employee Tell His/her Boss
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That greatly aids my efficiency. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I might need to learn how to function as a paraplegic in future and opening doors is good training. 5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess. 6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. 7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion. 8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. 9. If you have special instruct

Top 10 Ways To Liven Up A Meeting
TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming. Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it. Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points. When there is a call for questions, lea

My Angel
My Angel V1 When I look into your eyes I fell my Heart Come alive As I Lay beside you It becomes True You have shown me Love It like you were sent from above chours When we stand Face to Face I fell my heart begin to Race I love you with my heart and my soul You are my Angel amd I will love you Forevermore V2 Before you came itno my life It was full of stirfe But now with you here Everything seems right you are truly the love of my life And now I have no Fear Chours V3 Now that I have you I will never let you go We Have become one This Promise I will make I dont know what you have done But I like what we have become Chrous

More Vacation Goodies!
Our vacation began in Philadelphia with nice breakfast at a greek coney. It was the perfect place, complete with friendly staff and great food. At one point, our elderly waitress walked by and looked at my plate and told me she was going to have to yell at me because I hadn't cleaned my plate. I looked at her, smiled broadly and said "I haven't left yet, have I?" She laughed and we were suddenly best friends. From the diner we headed to the historic district of Philadelphia and visited the Liberty Bell. We also took a walk through Washington Square. The square is a lovely place and is infused with a special sense of poignancy and history, as it was used as a potter's field and burial square for indigents, prisoners of war and various service men. By far the highlight of Philadelphia was our visit to the Mutter museum. It's a truly stunning place, founded in the 1850's to teach medical students about anatomy and the various anomalies that can occur in the human body. The

Final Goodbye
Final Goodbye My dreams are at an end I have no reason to go on hoping I stand here alone My dreams an hopes are nolonger with me Darkness enters me Killing everything Slowly Destroying me This is my Final Goodbye Nothing to say I wish this life would be ending Wasting away I have no reason to go on hoping Darkness enters me Destroying everything Slowy I fade away Nothing more to say This is my final goodbye This is my final goodbye My time is now done I wish for to rember me not Don't cry for me My suffering is has now Come to an ending Darkness becomes me Now I am nothing My last breath I have breated Now my life is gone This is my final goodbye My Final goodbye

U Saved Me
U Saved Me!!!!!!! I lived my own hell I wanted to just die Everyday was just another reason To Cry and be deppressed But then you came into my life You took away all my strife my hell is now gone and for you I write this song U came and Saved me from my pain Took away all my sorrow and the rain And came and you Saved me and brought me out of this waste land You Raised me when I was dead You got my fat ass out of the bed Showed me the world and what it is like to be in love For this I will thank you U saved me form death Now I can breath again Reborn in your Soul Chours *gutar solo* "here comes the get wild part* You are my everything You showed me life and I just want to say thank you baby and I Love U You came and saved me from all my pain You came and saved me From my Hell you made me one and I hope our love Will never be done U Sav

Come Unto Me
Come unto me Let me show you the way To free your Soul Let you Hear take fight On the wings of freedom So give me you soul Just let go Lonlines is killing you inside You fell like you wanna run away and Hide But now I am here to take away all your fears Let me show you the way Free yourself Today Chours...

Shots From Vacation! Part 1
Wow, so many sights! I didn't take this photo, but it's a perfect reproduction of what we see out in front of out hotel:The tree at Rockefeeler Center. It won't be lit for a few more days:Skating at Rockefeller CenterThe view from the top of the RockSt. Patrick's Cathedral. I tried to go in, but my hand burst into flame when I touched the doorsSome of the cool collectibles we found while shoppingNew York in a nutshellYes, space is at a premium in New York City. This bathroom was the size of a closetThe Roxy, world famous DelicatessenV ordered ribs, but apparently they killed and cooked the TinglerThe outide of Grand Central Station

Utterly Alone
Utterly Alone I fell my heart begin to break I nolonger want these fellings Sorrow madness deppression they enter my heart Utterly Alone that is what I am Utterly Alone From Now utill for ever This darkness enters me Closeing me untill the end of my life I will close my heart forever Darkness enters me Destorying everything I turn and walk way Never to fell again Uttlery Alone I want this all to end My sorrow as taken over My life when will it end maybe then I will know true happness Nothingness enters me controling everything slowly I die inside Inside I cry Utterly Alone Utterly Alone I wish I could die maybe then this emptyness will leave me Death to my Heart Its has caused me too much pain now Sorrow enters me killing everything Now I will walk away Into the darkness Uttlery Alone Come Unto Me!!!!!!!Brand Frekin New song Time Time

Close My Heart..dubet
Close My Heart V1. W:Sometimes I get so confused Inside I don't know what to do what are these felling I have around you M:Loniness is what i fell When you not around What am I supposed to do When I feel this way about you Chours M:If I close my heart forever Could I trun and walk away If I Close my heart Forever Would I still feel the same V2 M:Sometimes I you get so scared inside You just wanna runaway and hide but know I will be here waiting for you W:Sometimes I just wanna yell And get rid of all this hell Break down and cry would you be there to whipe the tear from my eye chous w:If i close my heart forever Will i still fell the same If I close my heart forever could you be 2 blame W:Would you ever hurt me M:No I just can't be 2 blame W:Would ever lie 2 me N:No I could never be that way G_SOLO v3 W:I know its been a hard long road I know we have said thigs

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies~laugh And Be Well
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT

Kill The Thrill
Longing for something that never existed Find myself on this road, unpaved and twisted Walkin forever, no destination Dont care where I go, got no expectations Slipping away into a scary dream In my own little world, no one hears me scream Calmin my senses with whiskey and sleepin pills The lack of interest sure does kill the thrill Waitin for someone who was never really there My hand thru the glass, I can no longer stare Piece it together, I forgot who I am Now Im invisible, and I dont give a damn Slippin away into a scary dream In my own little world, no one hears me scream Calmin my senses with whiskey and sleepin pills Your lack of interest sure does kill the thrill

Untitled(give It A Name)
Untitled (still needs a name) I;ve got something to say I loved you Now Gone Far away Leaving me confused I can get over these fellings I had for you Is someone Loving You Is someone Loving you Have you found someone new I wanted to be there fore you You showed me what it was like to Be Unused Now I don't have you here anymore I wish I could run to you. My Life is a mess again Without you Is someone new loving you Is someone New loving Has someone Givin you what you want Making you smile everyday Happy In every way Goddamn I wish Is still had you G-Solo I wish I could Run to You Take your pain Kiss you again Make you see Its about you and Me I want to be there For you But now I wander IS someone new Loving You Repeat 1st Verse

Pertains To A Fe People I Know!!!!
So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call it suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Press on these tannins They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Or face to face remorse A fast and restless blackmail Like pent-up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want enough? Do you want it all? Should you need it at all? Takes a minute to see Do you want en

Just A Dream
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

Hate
Hate V1 Here we stand once again Face 2 Face Everything we know has gone 2 Shit So I guess you have decited 2 Quit Now here I stand Missing you While you find someone new I wish these feeling would Just Die Why can I stop wanting You Chours I Miss you Holding you Talking 2 you But I guess its time for me 2 move on I wish I could just get one more chance V2 Why Did you turn and walk away Why didn't you become mine What the fuck did I do wrong Come back and Stay You were the onlything I had going But now you have moved on Chours G-Solo V3 What the fuck went wrong You just turned your head Has someone new come in and givin you what you want And now you think of me as dead I wander when he hugs or kisses you You wish it was me Chours

Open Eyes
Open Eyes v1 Looking at your picture I clearly see what it is You mean to me Your the best thing in my life I care for you so You the one thing I never wanna let go Your my life my everything Your the reason why I sing Chours When I open my eyes I relaize You are the one thing I want When I open my eyes I relize You are my everything V2. You are the sun that shines In my life You are truly The one that I want to end With you I am never alone Your heart is my home Chours When I open my eyes I relize You are my streanth My Heart My Soul When I open my eyes I relize G-Solo Chours When I open my Eyes I relize You the one I want You are my everything When I open my eyes I relize I love you When you open your eyes Do you relize You love me

Special From Iraq
Gotta FIGHT the anti-war bullshit with hearing from people in the FIGHT!! OOH RAH!! Sent: Monday, November 19, 2007 12:00 PM Subject: From Roger (Head of the 3/7 Brigade) Hello everyone, We got everyone out of Iraq and in Kuwait. Our lead company arrived back in 29 Palms last night. These next few days will mark the end of a remarkably successful deployment to Iraq. Unfortunately, the story is not being told in the mainstream press but we are winning the fight in Iraq decisively. The> changes in Iraq are revolutionary--not incremental as some in the press are> describing it! The population finally saw the terrorists for what they are and joind with the Marines to get rid of them. We we arrived in April, the fighting was just wrapping up so many of the people were still very skeptical and very scared of the Marines. The city was destroyed by bombs, IED craters, and 4 years of anarchy. All of the city's services were inoperable; there was no city government, no

A Nun Headed To Chicago
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weighing machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a card that said, "You're a nun and weigh 128 lb, and you are going to Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lb, you're going to Chicago, Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument in my life." She sat back down. From nowhere a cowboy appeared, came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. She picked

Darwin Award Candidate Taser
Someone sent me this one today and I found it funny in a sick way. Not really a candidate though since he didn't really die in the act. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun -----adequate time to retreat to safety. -----------WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd kno

Wildside
WildSide V`1. I see you your sitting with you friends You see me walkin Thoughts enter you mind ..You start thinkin Whats life like on the other side You kno you wanna ride Live on the Hardside of life You wanna release you wildside Chours You wanna do it You can fell it You wanna relase you Wildside You wander what it like Partying hard into the night Come on baby realse you wildside V2. You come to my show Cause you wanna know What my life is like You see me on stage You start felling it Its boiling up in you You wanna relase it You can fell it You want it Chours You now want it You know it Your ready to relaseit Your Wildside you need to give in Think of the Fun we could be havin V3. You call me over to the house You want to givein You throw me on the couch I can tell you love it You sream I love this shit Then you see your boyfriend at the door I tell you

Rip
R.I.P. V2 So today I was felling really lost becasue of everything that was going on so I went to visit my Uncle's Grave....and sitting there next to him trying to figure out what to do I wrote this song V1. I have stander here lost and alone from the day you have gone My life has gone wrong this pain has broken me my best friend chours Rest in Peace my best friend Rest In Peace your pain is no more Rest in Peace watch over me I'll be with you again one day V2. I walk away to try to find myself Its hard without you here to Guide my Path I would sell my sould To have you back Chours V3. I cant belive I will never see you again There is noone here to wipe away my tears Noone to Help me face my Fears I have lost my soul and heart With out you my life has fallen apart Chours

Oh Baby!
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND T

A Little Humor To To Get Over The Hump
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE! My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Eve

Can I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Si

In Deep Thought.....
My fubar pal, kritter07, is ALWAYS in deep thought...so i ask him?...what is the thought for the day???....and sure enuff he tells me "you can never get enough sex"........ ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ..i agree. ....what about you?............

Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The Rest Of Our Lives
Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives. Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. (heheeheh sorry guys) Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world

The Fray I'll Look After You
I love this song... If I dont say this now I will surely break As Im leaving the one I want to take Forgive the urgency but hurry up and wait My heart has started to separate Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh Ill look after you There now, steady love, so few come and dont go Will you wont you, be the one I always know When Im losing my control, the city spins around Youre the only one who knows, you slow it down Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh Ill look after you If ever there was a doubt My love she leans into me This most assuredly counts She says most assuredly Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Ill look after you Its always have and never hold Youve begun to feel like home Whats mine is yours to leave or take Whats mine is yours to make your own Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh The Fray I'll look after you now that is how love feels...

Holiday Blues
Well here we go again, Seems like when the Holiday's come so does all this bad crap. I just heard Yesterday that my Lil Brother, HAs a Tumor in his stomach, and this Morning he has went to Surgery, He has been in Surg for over 14 hrs, now. The Doctor said that he is lucky to be alive. They have removed it and repaired all that it effected. His pankric his Intestines, his Kidney. Now they are replacing a vein from his Legs with one from his neck that we don't use, I didn't know we had any extra.They said this is going to take about 3 hrs. He is doing good, If he makes it out of surg, He will be put in Intensive care, and watched don't know how long he will be there. I just ask all my Friend's if you could just say a lil Prayer For my Brother, I would Apperciate it and I know that God will Hear me Stronger, THANK"S And i hope That every-one has a Safe and Happy Holiday Season!!!!!!!!Love you all. And For My Baby Sis Dar! I Love you and Miss you.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About EVERYONE 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and im

My Favorite Story, "twas The Night Before Christmas"...
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there ; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads ; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called

Naughty Application!!
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Healing And Becoming Strong
Darkness fades In the darkness do I lie without my wings I can not fly. lost within the night, I can not fight. Broken, bleeding, I am no longer me because of thee who changed, hurt and blinded me, I can not see Upon my face there is a mask One that keeps me from my task It is my past it hides and in the dark I have no guides Alone am I, left to defend against those who would try to offend an injury I can not mend I can not find an easy end My body shivers with many pains the floor my blood now seems to stain A flower am I that no longer grows, An this nobody knows Awakens now a dormant fear of loosing all those I hold dear And with this awakening of my fears my eyes, they flood with unshed tears... Against the tile floor I am laid, and all i can cry is that Im afraid Bruised and broken I am torn But there is nothing here to scorn For I am my worst enemy and this self inflicted injury cannot undergo a full recovery And is this my discover

Update On My Daughter
Last night I wrote a blog about my daughter being sick. Well thankfully she is ok, she just has the flu. She still has to watch her liver, but she will be fine. I want to thank some very special people who pulled me through last night. My sis liberty girl no matter what ur always there for me. I was crying my eyes out and u still talked me through it. I love ya girl, I couldnt get through anything without u. My best friend trina and sheribaby, u know me best and u still helped me through it. Now to some new special friends, the members of the People's Lounge. I have only been a member for a few days, but I feel like im part of something there. You were concerned for me and my daughter, and just concentrated on me and helping me feel better. You didnt have to do that but you did, I appreciate that more than you know. Sparks57, Angeleyes, heart, soveliss, Ju, you have welcomed me and im so happy for that. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being there for me. Now for

The First Contest I Will Host Coolest Pictures Contest
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FUBAR AND I WILL CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GET YOU SET UP FOR THE CONTEST THANKS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... YOUR REJECTION OF THE CONTEST WILL HAPPEN IF ONE OF THESE ACTIONS HAPPEN.... 1. someone starts promoting any LOUNGE as a comment on this profile anywhere if it has a link or has a clicking link or even the name of a lounge in the comment your pictures will be deleted by me and you will not receive any gifts for that round period... 2. trash talk starts with in more than one person on your picture in comments your picture will be deleted... and you will not receive any gifts that round period... 3. if there is someone that is posting a link on this profile that is hosting this contest if anyone is promoting their pictures or their profiles in any way you will be rejected and not receive any gifts this round.... your profile is promoted through your picture name... with in there you can have everyone view your prof

Truth And Emotions
Truth and Emotions I look into peoples eyes There lips do not move Yet I can hear them speak Stories unwind As thousands of silent voices Whisper softly Tales of Pain, Joy, and Laughter Stories of Love, Hate, and Tears A life of poverty Sitting on a street corner Cup of change in hand A life of pain Where every word Becomes one more mark in the wrist The joys of tears Crying behind the fake mask Playing a the role of the prince When really the pauper Quite are the lips that do not move The eyes speak without a word

20 Uses For A Condom
1. Hair tie 2. Slip 'er over a payphone to avoid "NASTY" germs 3. Bathing cap (if you stretch it in the right manner) 4. Neat travel case for your toothbrush 5. Wet suit for a ferret 6. Finger puppets 7. Travel size shampoo and conditioner holders 8. Use it to store that urine sample next time you go to the doc for a checkup 9. Rubber boot for a peg leg 10. Latex toe warmers 11. Stuff, and use to stop drafts under doors 12. Fill with rocks and use to as a weapon in a crisis situation 13. Makeshift sandbags in the event of a flood 14. To keep candles dry when camping 15. Build your own incredible "Water Weenies" 16. To quickly fill water pistols 17. Bicycle tire tube 18. Change purse 19. Goodyear Blimp model 20. For those long car trips that dad hates to stop for potty breaks

For Everyone Who Wonders...
The reason I am in pain so often and sometimes disappear for a few days at a time is because I have Lupus. For those of you who don't know, the following is some info on it. So few have heard of it, yet worldwide it's seen as more common than leukemia, multiple sclerosis & muscular dystrophy. Lupus is an autoimmune disease, a type of self-allergy, whereby the patient's immune system creates antibodies which instead of protecting the body from bacteria & viruses attack the person's own body tissues. This causes symptoms of extreme fatigue, joint pain, muscle aches, anaemia, general malaise, & can result in the destruction of vital organs. It is a disease with many manifestations, & each person's profile or list of symptoms is different. Lupus can mimic other diseases, such as multiple sclerosis & rheumatoid arthritis, making it difficult to diagnose. Currently there is no single test that can definitely say whether a person has lupus or not. Only by comprehensive examination

Show Some Love To The Fire & Ice Crew
I want to thank the Fire & Ice Crew for leveling me up! You all rock!!! Peeps go some them some love! They're sweet people! Also I want to thank my hubby for talking to them. If it wasnt for him then I would of took me forever to level up. I love you baby!

And Here All Along Ive Been The One Keeping It All Bottled Up Inside
....for the future! "breath, kid! BREATH!"... yeah, it's what they keep telling me to do...but I have no choice but to breath oxygen all the time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to live on earth, ya know?yeah, deep, consentrated breathing is considered a cure for a lot of things...and yes , people still want to lecture me to this day on how to breath and heal myself.... so look bitches, I'll try and be ZEN about this shit and tell you that I am a new age revolutionary shaman gankster, with a natural retro thing goin on...and when you're sitting in my oxygen bar in the year 2011, breathing it up and supporting the economy as well as my altruism and service, you're going to be thinking to yourself, "just breath, man....just breath..." and so to all you winey bitches, I wish you good fuckin luck.Sorry some of you people out there too fawking impatient to hear these words come out of my lips...so take your own fucking advice and... "just breath, douchbag"

Would You.....
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Just Wanna Say Hi
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends and god i miss not being able to be on here and chat and play and yes do morphs and comments..... grrrrrrr i miss it all...but most of all i miss all my friends who i have came to now.....SOON i will be back and so much more fun...... got alot to catch up on u know..... see u all soon...... love..... Tongue.....

Dj Gemini Live In The Sisterhood Lounge!!
Come hear DJ Gemini Live tonight in the Lounge!! Its Her Ladies of the 80's Party!! She will rock your socks ladies!! Come party with us! Click the banner at the bottom to come hang out with us!! Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. You should be at least a level 5 to join. You must have a salute pic. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Member Pinkouts are a good thing to show Love! If at any time you no longer wish to be a member of The Sisterhood, send me a private email so I can remove you from the list. And Finally...This is a DRAMA FREE ZONE! Let's keep it that way! We are all grown women here. Bashing will NOT be tolerated and you will be rem

The Big Update!!
Very warm, fuzzy, & merry greetings from the Metalhead Lover. Here again to share with you some more insight on life and the changes that occur during it. I know that many of you have been wondering a lot of things about me: my health, my career, my current place of living. Please, please, remain calm and settle down. I received all of your messages, read them all, and responded to all of them. And now, a open entry for all to enjoy. Now, as for me, lets talk. First off, my foot is just about healed. Another 3 weeks and I will be able to run again. As for my shoulder and clavical, well, I still don't have full range of motion for my left arm and it is still really numb around my shoulder. Lots of scar tissue and some nerve damage is still there. Doc said another 2 or 3 months before I should be able to rotate it normally and at least another 3 to 4 months of rehab. Thankfully, I have gotten much of my lost strength back. About 50% of my strength is back. I will get the rest I assume

Todays Happenings...
Well today I finally got the call, from the Ex about the papers from the Lawyer. He was mad...lol. Hes mad because he don't want to pay child support, and that I'm trying for primary custody with him secondary, but still joint. He says that he is going to fight it and try to seek full custody with me paying him child support. Now this is why it is so funny... He left me to live with his current girlfriend, and this is after having 2 affairs that I know of, then he and his girlfriend has gone to jail, and stuff like that. had to go live with my parents because he stopped helping us, house almost gets foreclosed on, but as of the first of November, he paid it and move in with his girlfriend...but this is after I pay almost $900 in bills(lights, water, cable and phone) just so I can show good faith payments to get into low income housing. Between classes I decided to do something nice for my sister-in-law, because it is her birthday. I get over there, we do a couple things...then I tr

Inside Us All
Where does innocence go We all start out innocent Then somewhere along the way Our innocence is lost In it's place mistrust and doubt So where does it go This innocence we lost Why di we lose this Is there some unwritten law That innocence may only be for the children To be lost on Our journey t9 audlthood If so who wrote this law Why does this person or being have this right in Our lives making Us lose faith in One another Not seeing the beauty around Us Cause this would mean slowing down Taking time to open Our eyes to Nature Understanding how pretty a rose cn be if left to bloom Or taking pleasure in watching a child grow Learning new things How the little things mean the most in life Without them we have absolutely nothing The most expensive gifts cost nothing Cause time love and smiles are worth nothing at all Till theyare

Sensual Woman
I’m a sensual woman. I am warm, wet and high on passion. Arousing and seducing my lover. Sensually teasing and flirting. I utilize my senses. Starting foreplay with my eyes, gently touching my man and his manhood. I whisper my needs in a seductive lusty voice. I welcome my love between my thighs, guiding him to my passion points. Our warm bodies mold together with thrust and friction. I savor the sexually fulfillment A sensual woman I mount my lover and slip his manhood deep inside. Using my womanhood to hold him tight, as I ride into sexual bliss. I am a sensual woman. Making love slow and easy, never rushed. I want to sexually please my lover, so he in turn can please me. I’m a sensual woman living daily with passionate thoughts of how to make the next pleasurable moment better than the last.

Updated Page
To all my Family, Friends and Fans, i updated my page a little so feel free to come on by and check it out!! Also if You haven't please sign my guestbook!! Show me some love while Your at it please!!! All love will be returned!!!

Possible Or Impossible
You t old me i could be/do anything For some reason i believed this Till others showed me otherwise Standing in my way stopping me from getting ahead But yet still in many ways i believed this Knowing without hope there is nothing So still trying to be just me Hoping one day it's enough To honestly prove that you were right Just wanting to be me Finding love and happiness that is true This is what i want and need Truely loved for me Not for who others want me to be Or can get from me Or if i'm asking for the Impossible for wanting to be truely loved for me

Ignored
Recently I have had an individual, after months of not hearing a word from them, pop up & ask where have I been. I didn't say that I had removed them from my friends list a month ago because I could never get a response when I wrote. This brings up a point I feel needs to be addressed. I came to fubar to have fun & meet new & interesting people. It seems many people here just want to "collect" friends, but not willing to get to know them. That in itself is their business. But please tell me if you are too busy to respond, I resent being ignored. I now go through my family & friend lists every couple of weeks & remove individuals that feel I am not worthy of their time. Nothing personal, just that there are good people here that I could be chatting with instead of making futile attempts at contacting people that are just hunting for points. Enough said!

If I.... Thanks Darlin
If I could find the words to say That would take the breath in you away I'd recite them to you every hour, every day And make any sacrafice, Any price I'd pay If I could write the perfect song That would heal all your wounds, right any wrong I'd compose a symphony with harmonics by the throng And sing my confession of love to you all day long If I could make you feel inspired That would fill you with hope when you were stuck in the mire I'd lift you up 'till you were heaven higher And bring you back down with earthly desire If I could show you at a glance That would prove my love is without circumstance I'd show you how you gave me the chance And share my soul and our lovers dance If I could show you how you make me feel That your touch makes my senses reel I'd pledge my cherished devotion with kises sealed And love you with a passion that would make you kneel If I could have the change again That would start our lives where our love began I'd love you n

The Little Things....
headaches suck really bad i been having them off and on for the last past 3 or 4 weeks and it sucks really bad anyways i have notice when i talk to guys on here they stop talking to me when they find out i'm taken its not every guy but some i have talked to do that if you read my profile it tells you i been taken for 7 years lol its not like i'm gonna be single in the next 5mins or so lol but yeah thats what i have notice christmas lights are so pretty :)

My Friend Dave Chlad
Please send my friend Dave Chlad some love! He just recorded his first CD. You can watch his 3 videos by using the links below. Access his fubar page here: =========================== illplayuasong@ fubar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS7UvDVlhug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rSONt6kn4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdJpN6L-cd4

My Poem
Heres a link to the site to rate this poem: Rate my poem, Go here Untitled by: Paul Raymond Martin As I lie in my bunk I feel so all alone, it is as if the light's are on, but inside nobody's at home. It's only through the parting of cloud's that I can access all the damage that I have done, the people in my life have become all to judgemental; my life has become all but fun. So as I sit here and wonder when I will breathe my last, death has become the only real answer for me, to help shut the door on the past. A life filled with expectation's has turned into a lesson for all, don't follow my lead, don't end up like Paul.

Green Bay @ Dallas
Ok, as most of you know I am a big Dallas Cowboys fan, So wherever all of my Fu friends are located in this world, I want to hear from you all on Thursday November 29, 2007 and I want you all to say "How Bout Them Cowboys."

Come On Over Please Help
OKAY MEN I NEED SOME HELP PLEASE I NEED YOU TO RATE.COMMENT.SALUTE. CRUSH .FAN . ADD ME . I AM IN A CONTEST WITH A FEW FRIENDS. I AM TO WIN THEM WITH ALL THE ABOVE I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE AND YOUR ALL SO WONDERFUL TO ME THANKS FOR YOUR HELP VIP WELCOME AND BLAST THANK YOU MEN MY LOVE TO YOU ALL YOU HAVE BEEN SWEET TO ME

Seriously....wtf!
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have Al Qaeda -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were m

"because I Could Not Stop For Death" - Emily Dickinson *my Favorite Poem*
BECAUSE I could not stop for Death-- He kindly stopped for me-- The Carriage held but just Ourselves-- And Immortality. We slowly drove--He knew no haste And I had put away My labour and my leisure too, For His Civility-- We passed the School, where Children strove At Recess--in the Ring-- We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain-- We passed the Setting Sun-- Or rather--He passed Us-- The Dews drew quivering and chill-- For only Gossamer, my Gown-- My Tippet--only Tulle-- We paused before a House that seemed A Swelling of the Ground-- The Roof was scarcely visible-- The Cornice--in the Ground-- Since then--'tis Centuries--and yet Feels shorter than the Day I first surmised the Horses Heads Were toward Eternity--

Behind These Eyes
So sick of this life, sick of trying to hide survive under disguise, but im tired of this lie pain to hard to describe wanna be happy but cant find the time cant find a reason why so scared and confused cuz im feelin so used hiding from the truth leading my life in the wrong fuckin way gettin in trouble every other fuckin day my own thoughts leading me astray on the right path im tryin to stay for my mistakes i dearly pay something good comes but shes so far away all you see is the design of the mask missing the signs all to fast i cant be me when my whole worlds crashed cant repair this shit, the damage is too vast im all fucked up the votes been cast its all sitting pretty,dead in the past i cant take this shit, its fucked me up bad my life is fucked up, its really kinda sad i cant help but think i really need my dad i was always in a safe zone under his wing im fucked up my life when i went to do my own thing i know my fucked up life comes as a sting i cant

Cheating Hurts
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the

Faker & Bogus Profile????
Sara //Stiletto Girl//@ fubar I wondering If She or He is real or FAKE??? Has No Salutes pics and Never return our Profile Rating!!! She is at Fuberlord (21 level) Do U thinks that person are FAKE or NOT???? I gonna to see that??? Look Like Too Glossy Pics??? Has Highest Pro-Picture shooting??? It not like we have $5,000 for a camera???? we only buying $500 bucks That is Bogus!! Ripped out of from Google.com!!! I showed to my father!! He is a Teacher of Photography!! He say Fuckin' Faker!!!! Thank you Mike P.S. I BUSTED HER out!!!!

I'd Die 4 U Poem For Jodi 08/30/07
If you ask if I love you, I'd say yes I do. If you ask if I'll ever leave you, I'd say no. If you ask me will I be here for you forever, I'd say yes. If you ask if I'll ever hurt you, I'd say no. If you ask do I really do care, I'd say yes I really do. If you ask if I'd break you heart, I'd say absolutely not. If you asked how much do you love me. I'd show you, by taking your place & dying for you.

The Hardest Thing In Life Is Saying Goodbye And Welcoming A New Born At The Same Time
on the 19th of november we had a very close family members father pass away and, at the same time i was in sacramento with my daughter as she was trying to give birth, in which she finally had to have a c section and our baby was born with problems, now in my heritage of native american, when one old soul/spirit passes there's a birth for that spirit to go to, but you see my dilema is this i was not able to be there with my best friend to comfort him when he needed his friends and at the same time i was where my child needed me to be, i just dont think that i can get passed the feelings of guilt. My friend was there for me when my mother passed and i will eternally love and respect him for this , its rough to figure out the reasoning of all this, stop by my page and view the awesome tribute he drew in respect for his father

My Favorite
When I’m with you I’m controlled by desire Our eyes catch and yours Are lit up like fire My hand slips in yours I giggle and you grin I’m trembling with lust As the fun begins You pull me by hand To our room through the door The rooms lit by candles And petals cover the floor Gently you push me Onto the bed I watch as you pull Your top over your head Quick as I see you Your mouth finds mine Your lips are soft Your kisses divine Your hands find my top And our kiss is broken You begin to undress me Not a word is spoken When my body is bare Your pupils dilate The bulge in your pants Say that you’re in a state Your hands stroke my body Each grove and each curve You know I am yours That only you deserve Love is a game If played slowly, feels great But tonight is different Tonight I can’t wait I push you over You groan and I grin I pull down your pants My eyes drink you in And before you can speak I mount you, and moan You push up

No Comments No Rates And No Mail Again
this is the only thing thats popped up in the for me bartab today · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 39 min ago · ~ XMASTER© ~ O... invited you to the lounge: XMASTER'S ...! 1 hr ago · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 1 hr ago · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 4 hr ago · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 5 hr ago · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 6 hr ago · You've just been awarded 285 points for being online! 8 hr ago damm where is everyone saying ive been here for over a year thats pretty crap. but o well thanks to the 2 or 3 people who do stop by here

False Pretenses
It kills me to read women's profiles that say "THEY ARE NOT LOOKING FOR BOOTY CALLS OR ANYTHING RELATING TO SEX"... BUT they have semi nudes, bent over pics, nipple pics, and who KNOWS wat under those private folders.. LAdies that are TIRED of men only approaching for sex.. you think those fotos help?

Poetry
Thunderous Silence Like wings of a dove, searing to the heavens, peace and tranquility among us. No words spoken, no words needed just a glance or a touch.... Two souls collide, becoming as one they reach their ultimate exstacy and reach it as one. Life and love have no barrier's there is no judgement. For what is felt, its pure from the heart.... Like rain in the misty morning, the soft touch of rain pattering on the roof top. Two hearts beat as one.... Author...Me... So be nice lol

The Truth
Tippin the bottle is makin my way of livin so hollow Sip and I swallow I slip and I fall-no vision to follow Clink from the ice in my glass can be linked to knives in my back Drink to disguise that im trapped so I think my lies are my facts Crawl into bed and procrastinate every thought in my head Stall and regret just like half of the life I’ve sought to forget Sober seclusion, im left to believe there’s no resolution Hope? – An illusion I’ve manufactured to cope with confusion Frozen depression, events taken place with no recollection Spoken deception, I claim that I have such noble intentions Frightened and weaker, im folding inside despite my demeanor Life is a fever, emotional senses stifled and bleaker Fog is intense or the focus is off in my optical lens All of my friends think im conscious because I often pretend Feeling so useless you’d think im safer concealing this proof Healing is crucial, the only way is revealing the truth

Holiday Rules
Got this from a friend and is to funny not to post . Now this gave me a really nice laugh! It's time for the annual refresher on holiday rules.... Holiday rules: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving cheese balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can… and quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me… Have two. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Rep

Son
my son was born between 9 and 930 pm on nov. 27th. he was 53cm long and 9lbs 5oz. ill update this entry when i learn the exact time of his birth. and probably add pics once i have them. his name is Hayden Mikhail. more details later. UPDATE: Exact time 9:39pm. His head 35cm, body is 52 cm around.

Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an Enron executive, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Walking Alone
Awkward I know but at night I enjoy just walkin alone soften the load on my back and avoid the problems at home frost on the road from the mist that the air lets off in the cold lost in a mode i exist just to bear exhaustion I hold im spared of fright I can see from the glare of light in the street I swear in spite but at least im prepared to fight for the peace we share the right to be free but then there's a price and a fee we care for life to a degree but dont look twice when we bleed I find the silence seduces and takes my mind off the nuissance dont hide your pride you could lose it but you can find it in music in time our mind becomes useless so we rely on excuses cant look to God to undo this but he will shine when he chooses life may pass you have to fight and keep a hold of laughter tight dont let the stress impact your sight cause its a test for after-life so if the pressure starts to creep through and your breath begins to leave you dont let stress come in between you and yo

Quote From Major General Garrison From "black Hawk Down"
"Soldiering is about fighting. It is about killing people before they kill you. It is about having your way by force and guile in a dangerous world, taking a shit in the woods, living in dirty, difficult conditions, enduring hardships and risks that can - and sometimes do - kill you. It is ugly work" - Major General Garrison from "Black Hawk Down"

This Is Me
time in my life i think everything is going great.meet someone special in my life.then get afraid and end it all.knowing in your heart thats not what you want.cuz it kills you inside as well as outside.hearts get broking and tears fall.confussion is in my mind cunfussion wish would fly.love will always be in my heart even though we are apart.love is in your eyes everytime you cry.im lost in my head wishing this feeling would end just to let you know my heart will always love you

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Decorating For Christmas
So when do you start decorating? How much do you do? Since I have been here, I've done less and less. David has never been into doing it. he just likes to help pick out the tree. After that he goes off on his own. I always get a real tree so I don't put it up too early. And sometimes depending on the weekends he is here its not up very long. Sometimes the decorations stir emotions that I really don't want to face. In the past, I've felt lonely. Decorating just for me seems silly. But I suppose even though David only seems them for a few days, they are for him too. If not for him, I probably would not have done anything. This year I suppose I am coming out of the doldrums. Part of me WANTS to decorate (and to make cookies lol). Growing up, we always had fun decorating. Besides doing the tree, I think our favorite thing was the staircase. We would put up some garland, and then we had these little elves. And while its not decorating, we always put up the trains. They

Legacy
this morning i woke up refreshed until i had a moment to think what an ephiphany! what kind of legacy will i leave when i die? people sometimes think of legacies as something for everyone in the world to ponder, but as we all know, everything that we do affects the world in some kind of way. our actions in life affect everything. after thinking about that fact, i felt melancholy. what have i done that was so great? not great in the sense of acheivement, but something my descendants can be proud of. raising awesome children, getting to work on time, paying bills and taxes is fine, but what about the person i am? what will people say long after i'm dead and buried? how will my life or my achievements make a difference in others' lives? this is a challenging question. i have answers and i have things to do to raise the bar on my self-worth and legacy. what kind of legacy will you leave?

Comments On The Global Warming Scam
Comments on Global Warming THE FORCE BEHIND CLIMATE CHANGE ON EARTH Solar cycles have been tracked since 1755. A plot of solar activity and average temperatures on Earth is a clear match; it seems likely it is cause and effect. This significantly complicates the claims of man-made or anthropogenic global warming. All energy on earth comes from the sun in the form or both radiation including visible light and invisible ultraviolet and from variable streams of charged particles from solar eruptions or from holes in the suns corona. When the sun is very active, there is more radiation to directly warm the earth and ultraviolet to form and destroy ozone in low and middle latitudes in the high atmosphere, both reactions releasing heat. When the sun is more active and the earths magnetic field in energized, less cosmic rays which have a low cloud enhancement capability can penetrate the atmosphere from space. Low clouds cool the earth by reflecting the sun\'s radiatio

And You Think Plumber's Crack Won't Get A Man Some Lovin'?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2007-11-27-DeadDonors_N.htm Yes, read the bottom. A woman dies, leaves all but $10,000 of her $1.7 million dollar estate to the Democratic Party... but that last $10,000 went to a man with a profession that's blue collar and butt revealing. Kudos to him. Now why she left the rest to POLITICIANS is the real question!

Why You Might Not See Me Around As Much
If you don't see me around, it's not just you. I have been neglecting my online course while fooling around here. I won't be spending that much time on Fubar until I'm done with that course - it's nothing against Fubar. (Just can't have the distraction.) That being said, please leave lots of love on my birthday on December 6th.

What To Do What To Do...
OK EVERYONE.. I CANT MAKE UP MY FREAKIN MIND..I WAS BANNED FROM MAKING COMMENTS ON THIS ACCT. I REALLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD GET THEM BACK. BUT AFTER THREE WEEKS OF NOT HEARING A WORD I TRIED AND POOF HERE THEY ARE. FU NEVER TOLD ME WHY OR IF I WOULD AND I AM SORRY BUT I GOTTA BE ABLE TO COMMENT. THIS LEAVES ME IN A QUANDRY. I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON MY NEW ACCT BUT HOLY CRAP I CANT BEGIN TO THINK OF THE TIME I HAVE PUT INTO THIS ONE.. NOT TO MENTION THE SCORES OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE THAT I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE. SO WHILE I MULL IT OVER PLEASE DONT THINK BAD OF ME IF YOU SEE ME ON BOTH FOR A TIME. I HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH HAS TO GO.. AND I KINDA LIKE MY NEW ONE ALOT. NOT AS MANY FUKED UP MEMORIES. I WOULD HAVE TO ERASE A LOT OF STUFF FROM HERE TO ERADICATE THE CONTAMINATION IT HOLDS..BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE HOME.. SO WE WILL SEE AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT I WILL DO. PLEASE IF YOUR ON THIS ACCT AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH COME TO GYPSYGIRL JUST IN CASE.. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TOO. AND TO TH

Palm Reading
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You?

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
yes this will fucking be a NSFW blog. holy shit.. you know its fucking sad when someone who claims to have a lot of power(dj revrend eternal) black lists a friend of mine(street) from lounges and the only leverage he has is LIES bout the person who got black listed.. but whats worse bout that ... is that the other lounges that went along with him FELL FOR THE LIES.. So if your on my Friends list and you banned street. cuz Kevin told you to DELETE me.. have the balls to tell me so i can delete your lame ass. SERIOUSLY cuz #1. ask ALL of kevins Ex's .. he lies cheats and plays some dirty games... (no im not a ex) but ive watched him do it to all his girls, and personally i think he gets off on tearing up lounges/friendships/familys... so its sad that you fuck tards feel for it.. dont come crying to me when you do something he doesnt like and you get blacklisted.. imma just laugh.. so all i got left to say is WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE. retards ~Jessa

Love Story
some sing a candy shop supermarket, a ocean when your single so many choice and flavors to taste or simply mingle the mission to find the addition to that mathematical puzzle close the shop ends the shopping the fishing, found some to cuddle my analogy in the love paradigm compares to a bookstore some have many pages others have fewer newer or torn in the center, the Bible the beacon although we read many since the light doesnt always shine on what we're seeking in my own history i write w/ objectivity few details i wont leave out because my ears itching cuz i know some girl is talking about me never a revered saint my table from night to day played the game until the tables turned from a book that i learned one day you will be spurned..too i picked up a nice one the cover, none like this one i read the table of contents thought this one will be something! read and read to many chapters found myself in a few thereafter thinking instead

Women
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ....... SEND TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !! AND ALSO TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE THIS!!!

Power Bird
Your Power Bird is an Eagle You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine. What's Your Power Bird?

Mad
hite fake ass people in my life i thought i had good people around me but i was so wrong i got stabed in the back like five or six time today im so fucking sick of all the bull shit. im going back to my life the away i need it to be (me, myself and I) is all i need

Terrified Heart
Sometimes, I'm Terrified of my Heart Of its constant hunger For whatever it is it wants The way it stops... ...and starts. (poe - Terrified Heart) This little song has been playing in my head all day long. Last night was the wrost night sleep pretty much ever. Went to bed at 11:30. Treid sleeping for an hour. Got up, then finally feeling tired at 5ish..went to bed..nothing again for about an hour. He gets up at 6:20..i start to fall asleep then the bloody alarm goes off at 7. I go back to sleep, toss and turn every freaking hour til 10:30 when i woke myself up from a bad dream. Overall it was not a fun night. My boyfriend has been dying in maass effect all day. But the good thing is, he hasnt played ffxii in 2 weeks. Anyhooters...thats all.

Just Whining
so im in the self pity mode at the moment did some self reflecting or rejecting whatever. i hate being alone. i do have the option not to but once that someone comes along they can be perfect in every way but i pick fights i disagree when i really want to agree i wanna say damn i love u more than you know smile when they walk through the door. but i cant . yet i expect them to be that person for me how selfish i am. i just want that someone say what he means and mean what he says. when he sees me and just smiles i want to be wanted. tell me what you want from me . i hate needy people the worse is i think i've become what i hate

Can We Make It On Time
"Can We Make It On Time" The pagers go off, calling us out. The dispatcher gives the address, with a loud shout. I jump out of bed as fast as I can. Grab my shoes and my keys as they page us again. I go out to my truck, plug in the dash light. Cause somewhere in town is a fire I must fight. Wipeing the sleep from my eyes, I see a bright glow in the distance. A policeman yells over the radio "Code 3, I need assistance" He said there is screaming, coming from inside. I think to myself, someone is trapped, but alive. The pain they must feel, I can't imagine the scare. I see the station up the road, the chief's already there. I pray to God "Please let us get there in time, To save an unknown life, Lord if you must, instead take mine." I speed up a little faster, but still driving safe. Still praying to God that I won't be too late. I finally get to the station, put on my turn out gear. The chief starts the fire engine and yells "We're outta here!" The sirens sound off,

This Was A Happy Day But Sad That The End
AS YOU ALL KNOW KAGES MOM HELEN HAD HALF HER LUNG REMOVED . WELL WE WERE FUBAR MARRIED TODAY IN OUT LOUNGE , I ASKED KAGE HOWS MOM HUNNY , REAPPLY WAS ITS SPREAD . IM SO ANGRY WITH DOCTORS AND THEIR LIES , BURYING HIS DAD A YR AGO SEPT20 TH , AND NOW MOM HELEN , AS KAGES FUWIFE AND R/L OLE LADY , PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS FOR THIS A SO HARD FOR HIM . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU'S ALL KAGE AND CHERIE

You Tell Me.......
From: SummerRoseDate: Nov 26, 2007 12:46 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Warrior, Dreamer, Shaman...~John B.~Date: Nov 26, 2007 12:26 AMScary World... Must See And Repost Please.Bulletin By...Warrior, Dreamer, Shaman...~John B.~Repost Please JUST SAY NO...Take a good look at building 7...They're Laughing... At You and I...The White House Has Been Hi-Jacked By The Filthy Rich and Large Corporations That Are Trying To Control The Entire World......

Im In Another Giveaway, 16 Week Limit, Please Help All U Can, Ty So Much :)
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Thinking About...
I was thinking.. since I got hurt so bad.. and have been hurt so much by men.. and since I am bi.. I might be giving up the bisexual life and go totally lesbian..who knows.. it could be less painful.. and my heart can't handle anymore pain.. my body literally hurts from being alone.. Just a thought.

Woman
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!

Hahaha!!
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 32,' is the reply. 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 a

Scared & Alone
i thought i would share my feelings right now i am sitting in a room by myself listening to this same song crying my eyes out in fear yes i get scared and i cry but i will not tell all to you people that is what you weill get

Cooking Dinner
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams, "Don't eat it, Don't eat it, it's an ass hole!"

Poem By A Girl With Cancer
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever fooled a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask how are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done! Do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? You'd better slow down don't' dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told you child, we'll do it tomorrow? And in your hast, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die cause you never had time to call and say, "Hi" You'd better slow down don’t dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of betting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower. Hear the mu

Mixtape Coming Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RECOGNIZE THE HUSTLE MIXTAPE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current mood: chipper Category: Music WHATS HAPPNIN TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAM ON FUBAR 2DEEP MANAGEMENT & ENTERTAINMENT IN AFFILIATION WITH 10 TH PLANET& ARTILERY SOUTH PRESENTS " RECOGNIZE THE HUSTLE" FEATURING ARTISTS C-CHAMP AND BLAK MUZIK CD WILL CONTAIN 15 TO 16 SONGS VARIOUS PRODUCTION AND FEATURES MORE TO COME AT A LATER DATE!!!!!!! SO STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!

A Different Kind Of Survey!!!!
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now: 1. Please stop with the manipulation, it no longer works on me. 2. You are on my mind and I support you 110% perecent. 3. Just relax and take things with a grain of salt. 4. You are so talented and so intellegent. 5. Time heals all wounds unless the wound keeps popping up and pissing you off. 6. People can just be plain mean. 7. I wish i could help you, it hurts me deeply to know your in pain. 8. Is it worth it? 9. Don't lie to me and don't tell me what you think I want to hear. 10. I am so happy I met you and I am so excited to get to know you better. NINE things about yourself: 1. I love to do nothing at times, sometimes just taking a drive around nowhere is relaxing! 2. I love hanging with my friends. 4. I have an intolerance for manipulative people. 5. I can tell when I'm being lied to 6. I love to spend quiet time at home. 7. I am a very sensitive person, yet strong as nails!!! 8. I love m