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Peanut-cream Frosted Cocoa Cake
ngredients: * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine * 1/2 cup shortening * 1 cup water * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 cup buttermilk * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * PEANUT BUTTER CREAM(recipe follows) * CHOCOLATE GLAZE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Line two 9-inch round baking pans with wax paper; grease and flour wax paper. 2. Combine first 4 ingredients in saucepan; bring to boil over medium heat, stirring often. Remove from heat. Combine flour, sugar and baking soda in large bowl. Stir in cocoa mixture until blended. Beat in buttermilk, eggs and vanilla until blended. Pour into pans. 3. Bake 22 to 25 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks. Cool completely. 4. Spread half of PEANUT BUTTER CREAM between layers; spread remaining cream on to

Peanut Butter And Lipsick
Filth fills the mind of our children. Still we ignore? Lust fills the mind of the church. Still we adore? What choice do you give our fate? Is our faith no longer something great? Is God a war with Arabs and Jews? With America being Hell's Gates to welcome home the few who choose to be the abuse? I like to think of myself as a kind gentile soul with the mind of a genius. But who am I going to fool? No longer am I LordTool. That was a view set to be used. So take this for what it is. Thoughts filled with confused words that rhyme on the third verb. Can you achive this feat or just drag your feet? I like to know because this is my show. So smile in spite of the fight you give at night. Turn off the reasons you breath and re-adjust your treasons you spit in the face of glory. Do me that favor and taste my death flavor. Just for one moment I had you hooked, take a look into my mind and see that I'm not really fine. There is a line you must draw to be sure to fall and I assume you know this

Peanut Brittle
Found in Nov 2006's issue of Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine: PEANUT BRITTLE MAKES 1 POUND PREP TIME - 5 mins COOK TIME - 20 mins (plus cooling) 1-1/2 cups sugar 1-1/2 teaspoons coarse salt 1-1/4 cups unsalted dry-roasted peanuts 1. Line a large, rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. In a small, heavy saucepan, combine the sugar, salt and 3/4 cup water and place over medium-high heat. Stir briefly with a wooden spoon, then attach a candy thermometer to the side of the pan and bring the syrup to a boil. Continue boiling, without stirring, over medium-high heat until the mixture is light amber and the termometer registers 340 degrees for 12-15 minutes. 2. Working carefully and quickly, remove the thermometer and stir in te peanuts. Immediately, pour the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet. Using a silicone spatula or wooden spoon, spread the mixture so the peanuts are in a single, even layer. Let cool completely, about 20 minutes. Using your hands,

Peanuts
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re-turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this

Peanut Butter And Jelly Bars
Peanut Butter and Jelly Bars Treat your favorite PB&J fans to a batch of these cookies, which also include chocolate chips for good measure. And don't forget to wash the bars down with a tall, cool glass of milk. Credit: Nestle Servings: 48 bars Ingredients: * 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup graham cracker crumbs * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened (we recommend Land O'Lakes Butter) * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup packed brown sugar * 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter * 1 large egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 3/4 cups (11.5-ounce package) Nestle Toll House Milk Chocolate Morsels * 3/4 cup coarsely chopped peanuts * 1/2 cup jelly or jam Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine flour, graham cracker crumbs, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and peanut butter in large mixer bowl until c

Peanut Butter Ramblings...
It is Vacation time. If my bed gets jumped on one more time ( by anyone who isn't me ) I'm thinking of installing spikes. I've dodged the "mooooom I'm bored" bullet for the last time. "You're bored? Well Your boredom does not constitute my doing something with you at this time....seriously... Go pull weeds." This usually is met with a grin with raised eyebrows "Neverminddddd" and off they go. My kitchen looks like someone stood on my eves and puked down upon it. Scattering empty beer bottles and cheesecake wrappers every which way. Every afternoon it is scrubbed to gleaming, and by nightfall...well it just is fucked. I stood in the middle of it a few minutes ago. My slapped together Peanut butter sammich between my teeth as I filled my huge YODA cup up with ice. I figured the "If I don't see it, it doesn't exist" maneuver was good for this situation. And so I concentrated solely on the ice plunking into my YODA. I love Yoda. He so rocks. I don't think I would hump

Peanut Butter Pound Cake
Ingredients: * For Cake; * 1/2 C. Butter (1 Stick), Softened * 1/2 C. Creamy Style Peanut Butter * 1 C. Sugar * 1 Tsp Vanilla * 1 Tbsp Milk * 4 Eggs * 2 C. All-Purpose Flour * 1/2 Tsp Ground Cinnamon * 1/4 Tsp Baking Powder * * For Topping: * 1 Tsp Ground Cinnamon * 1 Tbsp Sugar * 1/4 C. Lightly Salted, Dry Roasted Peanuts, Crushed * Method 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Grease a 9x5x3 loaf pan. 2. Cream butter, peanut butter, and sugar together 3. Add vanilla and milk; beat well. 4. Add eggs one at a time. 5. Sift together the flour, cinnamon, and baking powder, and stir into batter. 6. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. 7. In a ziplock bag, pour in the 1/4 cup peanuts, and roll with a rolling pin to crush. Add the rest of the topping ingredients and sake well. Sprinkle over top of cake and pat gently to press the topping slightly into the top of the batter. 8. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour,

Peanut Butter & Gasoline
So here i am shedding my skin like the snake you are. In my days I wonder how to wonder but than I just wonder. I control this part of me so you cannot enter. I block my eyes from the love you tear away from my hands. I eat the flesh of the weak so I can communicate with the deaf. Though you may not understand it's not your fault. You are rasied dead from the time you were born. Children of the Corn? Nope. Just pain in lust and greed. Another memory washed away with LSD. I open that gate and ramble on like a madman. Wait. I am the Madman to ramble on like the Madman that rambles on to talk about nothing but the weather and sex. Ok. I give. You win.

Peanut Butter - Banana Cookies
Prep & Cooking Time: 30 min. Yield: 28 servings Serving Size: 1.000 cookie 1 large egg 1/2 cup mashed ripe banana (1 banana) 1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1-1/4 cup all-purpose flour Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (180 degrees C). Spray baking sheet with non-stick cooking spray. In a large bowl, combine egg, peanut butter, banana, and sugars. Mix with an electric mixer until smooth. Add flour, baking soda, and baking powder and continue to mix until well blended. With a small spoon, scoop out batter and place on baking sheet aproximately 2 inches (5 cm) apart and bake for 10 to 14 minutes until lightly brown. Remove and transfer cookies to a wire cooling rack. Nutrition Facts Per 1.000 cookie Total Calories: 79 Carbohydrates: 13.17 g Total Fat: 2.40 g Protein: 1.75 g Sat Fat: 0.46 g Fiber: 0.51 g Cholesterol: 2 mg So

Peanut
One evening a man was at home laying on the sofa watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date . After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

Peanut Butter Swirl Cheesecake
Serve this delicious cheesecake with a dollop of whipped cream and chopped peanuts for garnish. INGREDIENTS: * Peanut Butter Swirl: * 1/2 cup peanut butter * 2/3 cup evaporated milk or half-and-half * 3 tablespoons light corn syrup * 1/3 cup light brown sugar, packed * - * Crust: * 1 1/2 cups finely ground graham crackers * 4 tablespoons melted butter * 3 tablespoons granulated sugar * - * Filling: * 4 packages (8 ounces each) cream cheese, at room temperature * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * pinch salt * 4 large eggs PREPARATION: Combine all peanut butter swirl ingredients in a small saucepan; heat over low heat, stirring, until smooth and sugar has dissolved. Set aside to cool to room temperature. Heat oven to 350°. Combine crust ingredients and stir with a fork until well blended. Press into the bottom of a 9-inch springform pan. Place the pan on a large squ

Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies
Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies 1 stick butter, softened 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 1 egg 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1 cup quick oats Peanut Butter Molasses Buttercream, recipe follows Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Cream the butter and peanut butter together in a large mixer on high. Add the sugar, brown sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until the mixture is fluffy. Add the egg and beat until combined. Mix the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and oats together in a separate bowl and add to the butter mixture. Mix until well combined. Place the batter onto a sheet pan by the tablespoonful, leaving about 2 inches between each cookie. Bake in the top half of the oven until the cookies are golden, about 10 minutes. Remove and let cool. When the cookies are completely cool, put a teaspoonful of the butter cream or simp

Peanuts
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No... salty!"

Peanut Chicken Skewers
INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1/2 cup water 1/4 cup soy sauce 4 cloves garlic, minced 3 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons brown sugar 3/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves 2 cups shredded red cabbage Sliced green onion tops DIRECTIONS In a saucepan, combine the first eight ingredients; cook and stir over medium-high heat for 5 minutes or until smooth. Reserve half of the sauce. Slice chicken lengthwise into 1-in. strips; thread onto metal or soaked wooden skewers. Grill, uncovered, over medium-hot heat for 2 minutes; turn and brush with peanut butter sauce. Continue turning and basting for 4-6 minutes or until juices run clear. Place cabbage on a serving plate; top with chicken. Sprinkle with onion tops. Serve with reserved sauce.

Peanut Butter Cookies Sealed With A Kiss
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 2/3 cup smooth peanut butter 1/4 cup unsalted butter, softened 1 cup packed brown sugar 2 large eggs 2 tsp. vanilla extract 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1/4 tsp. salt Sugar (for coating cookies) 40 Hershey's Kisses 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl, beat the peanut butter, butter and brown sugar on medium speed until combined. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then add the vanilla extract. On low speed, blend in the flour and salt. 2. Shape the dough into 1-inch balls. Roll in the sugar to coat lightly. Place on ungreased baking sheets, about 2 inches apart. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until lightly browned. 3. Move the cookies from the baking sheets to a wire rack and immediately place an unwrapped Hershey's Kiss on the center of each cookie, pressing down so that the cookie cracks a little bit around the edge. 4. Using a metal spatula, transfer the cookies to wire racks and let them cool completely. Repeat until all the

Peanut Chicken Kabobs
1/3 c Crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c Boiling water 1 sm Onion, cut into 1 inch -pieces 1 tb Fresh gingerroot or 1 tsp. -ground ginger 1 tb Lemon juice 1/4 ts Crushed red pepper 1 lb Boneless skinless chicken -breast halves 1. Cut chicken into 1-1/2 inch pieces. 2. Mix the water, peanut butter, ginger, lemon juice, and red pepper together well. Set oven to broil. 3. Thread chicken cubes on four metal skewers, alternating with onion slices. Brush the chicken and onions with half of the peanut butter mixture. 4. Broil chicken about 4 inches from the heat until brown. Turn and brush with remaining peanut butter mixture. Broil 5 minutes longer or until golden brown. 5. Serve with more peanut butter mixture and chopped peanuts, over rice. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION..per kabob: 215 Calories, 21g Protein, 5g Carbohydrates, 12g Fat 45 mg Cholesterol, 140 mg. Sodium

1-2-3 Peanut Butter Cookies
1 1/3 CUP GRANULATED SUGAR 1 EGG 1 CUP OF FIRMLY PACKED P-NUT BUTTER I PREFER CHUNKY PREHEAT OVEN TO 35O IN BOWL I CUP SUGAR EGG AND P-NUT BUTTER USE A WOODEN SPOON STIR UNTIL BLENDED TAKE A SPOONFUL ROLL INTO A BALL AND ROLL ONTO THE REMAINING SUGAR P PUT IT ON AN UNGREASED COOKIE SHEET AND PRESS DOWN WITH A FORK CRISS CROSS BAKE 10 - 13 MINUTES SO SIMPLE COOL COMPLETELY THEN REMOVE THEM..

Peanut Butter Cups
Peanut butter cups • 12 5-oz. paper cups • 2 cups smooth peanut butter • 1 pound semisweet tempered chocolate • 6-oz. semisweet chocolate coarsely chopped 1. Using scissors cut paper cups to 1 ½ inch height. Line baking sheet with wax paper and set wire rack on top. Using a spoon, fill one cup at a time with tempered chocolate, hold upside down, tap gently and let excess drip back into bowl. Scrape cup rim against bowl rim to make neat edge and place cup upside down on rack. Let cups stand for 5 minutes to firm up. 2. With knife, scrape cup rims to make clean, straight edges; this will also make the cups easier to unmold. Turn cups right side up and refrigerate for 10 minutes. Carefully peel the paper off chocolate cups. Set the cups right side up and store in cool place. 3. In a medium stainless steel bowl set over a pan of barely simmering water, melt the chopped chocolate, stirring occasionally. Remove the bowl from the pan, wipe the bottom dry and stir the chocolate until s

Peanut Butter Cookies
1/2 cup margarine 1/2 cup peanut butter 1 1/4 cups all purpose flour 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar or 1/4 cup honey 1 egg 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon vanilla sugar for garnish In mixing bowl, beat margarine and peanut butter until smooth. Add 1/2 cup of the flour, the sugars, egg, baking soda, baking powder, and vanilla. Beat until thoroughly combined. Beat in remaining flour to make dough. Chill if necessary until dough is easy to handle. Shape dough into 1 inch balls. If desired roll in sugar. Spray the cookie sheet with non stick spray. place cookies two inches apart on cookie sheet. Flatten by crisscrossing with the tines of a fork. Bake at 375 for 7-9 minutes or until the bottoms are lightly browned. cool before removing them from cookie sheet. You can also omit the sugar and do not flatten the cookies. Instead, when the cookies are hot, press a hershey's kiss, or a mini-peanut butter cup into the center of the

Peanut Butter And Chocolate Balls
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup butter, melted * 2 cups creamy peanut butter * 2 cups confectioners' sugar * 2 cups dry milk powder * 2 cups cornflakes cereal * 15 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped DIRECTIONS 1. Line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil or waxed paper. 2. In a medium bowl, mix together the butter, peanut butter, confectioners' sugar and powdered milk until smooth. Mix in the cornflakes. Wet hands and roll tablespoonfuls of dough into balls. Place them onto the prepared cookie sheet, cover and refrigerate overnight. 3. The next day, melt chocolate in a metal bowl over simmering water, stirring occasionally until smooth. Remove bowl from heat. Using a fork, dip the balls into the chocolate and return them to the foil covered cookie sheet. Refrigerate until firm. These can be made up to a week ahead if kept refrigerated.

Peanut Butter Cake!! So Yummy!!
This is an easy recipe and fun to make hope you enjoy!! PEANUT BUTTER CAKE!! INGREDIENTS * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups packed brown sugar * 1 cup creamy peanut butter * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 cup milk * 3 eggs, lightly beaten * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease the bottom of a 9x13 inch pan. 2. In a large bowl, combine flour and brown sugar. Cut in peanut butter and margarine until crumbly. Reserve 1 cup of crumb mixture. To the remaining crumb mixture, pour in milk, eggs, vanilla, baking powder and baking soda. mix well and pour into pan. Sprinkle top with reserved crumb mixture and chocolate chips. 3. Bake in the preheated oven for 45 to 50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. A

Peanut Butter N Apple Cookies
PEANUT BUTTER N APPLE COOKIES INGREDIENTS: 1/2 CUP (1 STICK) MARGARINE OR BUTTER 1/2 CUP PACKED BROWN SUGAR 1/3 CUP GRANULATED SUGAR 1/3 CUP PEANUT BUTTER 1 EGG 2 TEASPOONS VANILLA EXTRACT 1 CUP ALL PURPOSE FLOUR 1/2 TEASPOON GROUND CINNAMON 1/2 TEASPOON BAKING SODA 3 CUPS APPLE FLAVORED CERERAL (LIKE APPLE JACKS) CRUSHED TO 2 CUPS DIRECTIONS: PREHEAT OVEN TO 350 DEGREES F. LIGHTLY GREASE COOKIE SHEET. BEAT MARGARINE,SUGARS,AND PEANUT BUTTER UNTIL CREAMY. ADD EGG AND VANILLA ; BEAT WELL. COMBINE FLOUR, CINNAMON AND BAKING SODA. ADD TO MARGARINE MIXTURE;MIX WELL. STIR IN CEREAL. USING 1 LEVEL TABLESPOON,SHAPE DOUGH INTO 1 INCH BALLS. PLACE 2 IN APART ON PREPARED COOKIE SHEET; FLATTEN SLIGHTLY. BAKE 9-11 MIN OR UNTIL LIGHTLY BROWNED. LET STAND 1 MIN BEFORE REMOVING TO RACKS TO COOL. MAKES 3 1/2 DOZEN

Peanut Butter And Jelly
I just ate two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I feel like a fatass. But I haven't eaten all day. Damn they were so good. I have an odd love for pb&j sandwiches. I even have a certain way that I eat them. Mmmm and I had a caffeine free diet dr. pepper to wash it down. I think I'm just going to ramble a bit. I'm going to see Wall-E tonight after this doofus gets his tires fixed. This kid texts me today saying he has two flat tires. How does that happen? He must have some shitty luck. He doesn't get off work till 6 then he has to get them fixed. Ugh. I better get to see Wall-E, damnit! I emailed the director of my fellowship program about this stupid form I have to fill out. I don't see why the government has to make things so difficult. Why can't I just submit my certification verification and send them my money. Instead I have to go through this 10 page form to fill out useless information over and over. OH!!! Does anyone know what to claim on your tax forms so they will o

Peanut Butter Blossoms
Ingredients: • 1/2 cup Crisco® Butter Shortening • 1/2 cup Jif® Creamy Peanut Butter • 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar • 1/2 cup granulated sugar • 1 large egg • 2 tablespoons milk • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 1 3/4 cups Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 1/2 teaspoon salt • Sugar • 48 foil-wrapped milk chocolate pieces, unwrapped Directions: 1. HEAT oven to 375°F. 2. CREAM together shortening, peanut butter, brown sugar and 1/2 cup sugar. Add egg, milk and vanilla. Beat well. 3. STIR together flour, baking soda and salt. Add to creamed mixture. Beat on low speed until stiff dough forms. 4. SHAPE into 1-inch balls. Roll in sugar. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased cookie sheet. 5. BAKE 10 to 12 minutes or until golden brown. 6. TOP each cookie immediately with an unwrapped chocolate piece, pressing down firmly so that cookie cracks around edge. Remove from cookie sheets to cool. Yield: 4 Dozen Cookies

Peanut Butter Pie
Ingredients: 1 cup Creamy Peanut Butter, plus 2 tablespoons, divided 1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup sugar 1 (12 oz.) container (4 1/2 cups) frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided 1 prepared chocolate pie crust 1 (11.75 oz.) jar Hot Fudge Spoonable Ice Cream Topping, divided Directions: 1. BEAT together 1 cup peanut butter, cream cheese and sugar in large bowl with an electric mixer on medium, until well combined. Gently mix in 3 cups whipped topping until thoroughly combined. Spoon mixture into pie shell. Using a spatula, smooth mixture to edges of pie. 2. RESERVE 2 tablespoons of hot fudge topping into the corner of a resealable food storage bag; set aside. Microwave remaining topping on HIGH (100% power) for 1 minute. Stir. Spread topping over pie, covering entire peanut butter layer. Refrigerate until set. Spread remaining whipped topping (1 1/2 cups), over hot fudge layer, being careful not to mix the two layers. 3. CUT a small corn

Peanut Butter-butter Sandwiches And Other Imponderables
Two months from now … Digital television (or DTV or cable-controlled television) is now beginning the new golden age of television, and it’s made all programs with a broadcast run leading up to this calendar date obsolete. An incredible boost for video rentals, DVD set purchases, and a government monopoly rivaling the United States Postal Service for efficiency and the Department of Homeland Security for thoroughness. Stay tuned. Yesterday … It was my day off to be home with the kids, and I’m proud of myself because I was home the WHOLE day. I partly didn’t have a choice because Martha took one car to work at Wal-Mart from seven to four while Mary took one from nine to five-thirty, and the kids and I really couldn’t go walking anywhere due to the great amount of snow on the ground. We’ve also approached the part of winter where if you don’t plug in your car’s block heater you are asking for it not to start! This Mary found out last night and the Elantra she drove of ours

Peanut Butter And Banana Wraps
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:10 min makes:4 servings 1/2 cup reduced-fat creamy peanut butter spread 4 whole wheat or regular flour tortillas (8 to 10 inch) 1/4 cup honey 2 small bananas, sliced 1/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips, if desired 1. Spread 2 tablespoons of the peanut butter evenly over each tortilla. Drizzle 1 tablespoon of the honey over each tortilla. Top with banana slices and chocolate chips. 2. Roll up tortillas. Secure with toothpicks. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 410 (Calories from Fat 120); Total Fat 14g (Saturated Fat 3g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 0mg; Sodium 370mg; Total Carbohydrate 58g (Dietary Fiber 6g, Sugars 29g); Protein 13g % Daily Value*: Vitamin A 0%; Vitamin C 8%; Calcium 2%; Iron 10% Exchanges: 2 Starch; 1/2 Fruit; 1 1/2 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 1 High-Fat Meat; 1 Fat Carbohydrate Choices: 4 MyPyramid Servings: 1/4 c Fruits, 2 oz-equivalents Grains, 2 oz-equivalents Meat & Beans *% Daily Values are b

Peanut Butter Salmonella
Topics on this Page * Update on FDA's Investigation * What Products Have Been Recalled? * News Updates * List of Company Recalls * Company Action * State Reports * Information for Industry * Information for Consumers * Information About Salmonella * How Do I Report a Complaint? Update on FDA's Investigation January 19, 2009: The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is conducting a very active and dynamic investigation into the source of the Salmonella Typhimurium outbreak. At this time, the FDA, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and state partners have traced sources of Salmonella Typhimurium contamination to a plant owned by Peanut Corporation of America (PCA), which manufactures peanut butter and peanut paste—a concentrated product consisting of ground, roasted peanuts—that are both distributed to food manufacturers to be used as an ingredient in many commercially produced products including cakes, cookies,

Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies...yes They Exist.
Sometimes I have imaginary phone conversations. Ok… this happens a lot. They go a little something like this: Hello..? Yes, hi. I’d like to speak with the person in charge of making up all these clever food holidays like Bacon Day. Oh, that’s you? Excellent. I have a few additional food holidays I thought you might like to add to your calender. How about a pizza and beer holiday every Friday of the month. I mean… it’d just be really great if my calender could justify my food choices. No? You know, you don’t have to decide so quickly. Maybe think it over a bit. Still no? Ok… lemme run another idea by you. Can we make everyday at 3:30 in the afternoon National-Go-Ahead-And-Eat-A-Brownie Moment? What? That’s too specific? I see. You might reconsider this one… the people are really calling for it. No? Ok…. I’ll just stick to Bacon Day. Thanks for that one. I gotta run. I have to tell all my fri

Peanut Butter And Jelly Before The Battle Of Jericho
Forget Mapquest, forget Yahoo, forget Bing, I know the easiest directions to get to KHRT radio station if you’re here in Minot! I thought I remembered how to get there in order to pick up a ticket I’d won to Ballet Magnificat’s performance of “The Scarlet Cord”, a ballet based on the story of Rahab from the Old Testament book of Joshua, that will be shown tomorrow night at Minot State University at seven p.m. And I did barely … then after I bought my ticket (winning yesterday saved me ten dollars; I was the first AND second caller when they announced they were giving tickets away) this morning and had a week ago talked Martha into going with me, I’m on cloud nine-point-one. Back to Sunday school, Sarah is really picking up a lot from being there. The preschool story was about the battle of Jericho and how Joshua and the Israelites had to march seven times around the city before they blew the trumpets and the walls fell. Obviously our chu

Peanut / Ginger Chicken Served With Yam Chips And Apple Butter
1/2 large white onion Fresh Ginger 2/3 cup peanut butter 2/3 cup peach jelly Fresh cracked black pepper 1 egg 1 small can Mandarin Oranges 1 TBSP Fresh chopped Garlic 4 Boneless, skinless chicken breasts, frozen. Using the chopper of your choice, chop the garlic, ginger, onions, and pepper together. Open the can of mandarin oranges and drain the juice into the onion mixture. Continue chopping until everything is small and moves smoothly. It should be a liquid consistency. Add the egg and jelly and blend well. Gradually add the peanut butter, blending as you go so you don't wind up with a mass of peanut butter coated in the sauce. Now you want to add about 1/2 the can of oranges. Reserve the rest for a garnish. After blending thoroughly, lay a long sheet of aluminum foil in a baking dish. (Roasting bags work quite well for this as well.) Lay your frozen chicken breasts on the foil and carefully pour the sauce mixture over it, thoroughly saturating the chicken. (It's lik

Pear Relish
Pear Relish Makes 8 to 9 pints Ingredients 12 lbs firm pears, about 40, peeled, cored, quartered 2 green bell peppers, seeded and quartered 2 red bell peppers, seeded and quartered 2 lbs onions, about 7 to 8 medium, peeled and quartered 5 cups white vinegar 4 cups sugar 2 1/2 tbsp salt 2 tbsp whole mixed pickling spice 2 tbsp turmeric Directions 1. Grind pears, onions, and bell peppers. Drain off all liquid. 2. Combine vinegar, sugar, salt, pickling spices, and turmeric in a large kettle. Boil 10 minutes. 3. Add ground fruit and vegetables; bring to a boil. Boil 15 minutes. 4. Spoon into hot sterilized jars and seal quickly. 5. Process for 15 minutes in a boiling-water canner.

Pearl Gates
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back! off!! Or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed, but said: "We don't show any record of this - when did all this happen?" "Oh....Just a couple minutes ago."

Pear Pecan Coffee Cake
This is a really moist, tasty cake that isn't too sweet. It would be nice after dinner as a dessert warmed with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, for breakfast as a traditional coffee cake or as a midmorning pick-me-up. I created this cake one day trying to use up some pears in my fridge that were ripening too quickly, as well as some sour cream I wanted to finish up. I added some cinnamon, pecans and a hint of lemon and ended up with this nice cake. Fruit Filling: Four Ripe Pears 1 Cup Chopped Pecans 3 Tablespoons Sugar 1 Tablespoon Cinnamon Coffee Cake: 2 Large Eggs 2 Cups Sour Cream (or Creme Fraiche or Yoghurt) 1 Tablespoon Vanilla Extract 8 Ounces Unsalted Butter At Room Temperature 1 Tablespoon Finely Chopped Lemon Peel 1 Tablespoon Baking Powder Dash Of Salt 2 Cups Granulated Sugar 3 Cups All-Purpose Flour Prepare your pan by buttering either a 10" cake pan, or a 10" bundt pan. To prepare the filling, peel and core the pears.

Pearls Of Wisdom ... Lol
************************* Love is grand ! Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ***************** ********** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am

"pearl Necklace"
"Pearl Necklace" She's really upset with me again, I didn't give her what she likes. I don't know what to tell her, Don't know what to say. Everything got funky last night. She was really bombed, And I was really blown away, Until I asked her what she wanted, And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She gets a charge out of bein' so weird, Digs gettin' downright strange. But I can keep a handle on anything, Just this side of deranged. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she held it in her hand And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush. And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes] It really don't cost that much. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she took it in her hand, And this is what she had to say:

Pearl Harbor
PEARL HARBOR - MOTHER OF ALL CONSPIRACIES Sacrifice at Pearl Harbor BBC Documentary Play RealVideo Stream - Download RealVideo File (42MB) President Roosevelt (FDR) provoked the attack, knew about it in advance and covered up his failure to warn the Hawaiian commanders. FDR needed the attack to sucker Hitler to declare war, since the public and Congress were overwhelmingly against entering the war in Europe. It was his backdoor to war. FDR blinded the commanders at Pearl Harbor and set them up by - denying intelligence to Hawaii (HI) on Nov 27, misleading the commanders into thinking negotiations with Japan were continuing to prevent them from realizing the war was on having false information sent to HI about the location of the Japanese carrier fleet. BACKGROUND LEADING UP TO PEARL HARBOR 1904 - The Japanese destroyed the Russian navy in a surprise attack in undeclared war. 1932 - In The Grand Joint Army Navy Exercises the attacker, Admiral Yarnell, attacked with

Pearl Harbor Part 2
"Henceforth, we would like to have you make reports concerning vessels along the following lines insofar as possible: "1. The waters (of Pearl Harbor) are to be divided roughly into five subareas (We have no objections to your abbreviating as much as you like.) "Area A. Waters between Ford Island and the Arsenal. "Area B. Waters adjacent to the Island south and west of Ford Island. (This area is on the opposite side of the Island from Area A.) "Area C. East Loch. "Area D. Middle Loch. "Area E. West Loch and the communication water routes. "2. With regard to warships and aircraft carriers, we would like to have you report on those at anchor (these are not so important) tied up at wharves, buoys and in docks. (Designate types and classes briefly. If possible we would like to have you make mention of the fact when there are two or more vessels along side the same wharf.)" Simple traffic analysis of the accelerated frequency of messages from various Japanese consuls

Pearls
How I so desire to entwine my legs around you, just as our souls entwine and spiral like thousands of twinkling diamond stars. How I ache to feel you deep within me, one with me and my heart, our bodies finally merged as are our souls and intoxicate on the blend of our essences creating a unique perfume. Heady and sweet. Oh, to feel your weight upon me, I, deliciously impaled immobile - to feel the force of loving thrusts each urgency climbing higher. To visualize it, is almost ecstasy - the moment of ultimate trust between such souls as you and I. How I long for that sacred moment when with throbbing pulses ours, I hold my breath to savour your gift of the purest of you, your essence. The ultimate blissful pleasure! I would hold you captive with my most intimate muscles until every pearl of 'you' was mine, greedily treasured, precious jewel. I would kiss away your tears of joy, as my own wash my eyes

Pearls Of Wisdom From Me To U
1) Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and that is not easy. 2) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. :) 3) The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. 4) Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 5) Don't wish me happiness-I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor-I will need them all. 6) Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong- sometimes it's letting go.

Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter says to this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute!" says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While

Pearls
Pearls How I so desire to entwine my legs around you, just as our souls entwine and spiral like thousands of twinkling diamond stars. How I ache to feel you deep within me, one with me and my heart, our bodies finally merged as are our souls and intoxicate on the blend of our essences creating a unique perfume. Heady and sweet. Oh, to feel your weight upon me, I, deliciously impaled immobile - to feel the force of loving thrusts each urgency climbing higher. To visualize it, is almost ecstasy - the moment of ultimate trust between such souls as you and I. How I long for that sacred moment when with throbbing pulses ours, I hold my breath to savor your gift of the purest of you, your essence. The ultimate blissful pleasure! I would hold you captive with my most intimate muscles until every pearl of 'you' was mine, greedily treasured, precious jewel. I would kiss away your tears of joy, as my own wash my eyes with the same intense happiness...

Pearls Of Wisdom
Pearls of Wisdom 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for long pi

Pearl Jam Says It Best...
Waitin, watchin the clock, its four oclock, its got to stop Tell him, take no more, she practices her speech As he opens the door, she rolls over... Pretends to sleep as he looks her over She lies and says shes in love with him, cant find a better man... She dreams in color, she dreams in red, cant find a better man... Cant find a better man (2x) Ohh... Talkin to herself, theres no one else who needs to know... She tells herself, oh... Memories back when she was bold and strong And waiting for the world to come along... Swears she knew it, now she swears hes gone She lies and says shes in love with him, cant find a better man... She dreams in color, she dreams in red, cant find a better man... She lies and says she still loves him, cant find a better man... She dreams in color, she dreams in red, cant find a better man... Cant find a better man (2x) Yeah... She loved him, yeah...she dont want to leave this way She feeds him, yeah...thats why shell be back again

Pearls
The pearl has become an archetypal semi-precious stone. Individual pearls in dreams usually have to do with moments of personal discovery. Most people who dream of pearls understand where they come from and view the pearl as a treasure to be discovered. However, in dreams the pearl is rarely discovered in an oyster but simply found and conveyed to the dreamer or from the dreamer to others. Usually, this is done as a metaphor for some other kind of conveyance of intimate personal knowledge between the dreamer and other characters in the dream. Pearl jewelry is often a gift of wealth and is something associated as classical, rather than contemporary. Metaphorically, this could be contrasting old versus new money. How did you come to possess the pearl or jewelry in your dream? Was the pearl a material possession or did it seem to have heirloom-quality emotional features to it as well? Did you experience the pearl as a gift from the world, a gift from another, or a gift you gave

Pearl Jam- Daughter
Man the story behind this one- This song is always a punch in the gut to me. I had a really really fucked up childhood, if you want to call i tthat. This song so Totally sums it up though. This one is so much an inspiration for a poem I wrote not so long ago, the point to this song is yeah the little girl is abused whatever and only ever wants to do right but in the end she rises above it all. The poem I wrote (My Mother's Hands) is so much like that. My mothers hands were beautiful I'll never forget how delicate they looked I'll never forget how strong they shook My mothers hands trembling and terrible I'll never forget how frightened I looked- upon her beautiful hands My mothers hands were gentle at infancy dripping with the kerosene fuel of anger robbed the beauty from her hands in all of rages complacency My mothers hands once taught me art and compassion I now am left to wonder was every hit a crime of passion My mothers hands were time worn and el

Pear Shaped
PEAR SHAPED I love women, the smell, the taste, texture & the sight of them All like fruit...but, I do have a preference... The mango No For me, It's the just-ripened Pear Smoothness of the Green Skin feeling the Softness underneath As I pick it up towards my Teeth my Mouth The Green Skin(did I mention that?) a soft Crunch as the White collapses on my Tongue and Squirts down my Chin...in my Beard(I wipe with the top of my fruit-bearing Hand) Sweet, not like the pasty banana Soft, not like the hard apple Like Nectar from Soft Flower petals... Growing & Blooming in my Mouth my Nostrils Eyes & Skin Breathing her in, Taking her in... Letting her See My Insides... t. redfearn Long Beach CA 12/28/04 updated 9/15/05

Pearl In The Shell
I was once a damn good Sax player...and this song puts into words my own personal fears.... I was once the 4th best Sax player in the state of Florida and the 2nd Best in Hillsborough County here in Florida.... I was also in the best HS Jazz Band as well.... I ended up joining the Army after HS to be a musician and I screwed myself by not studying for my Theory classes and placing too much faith in my playing abilities and "flunked" out of the Army and havent played much since.. I guess Im afraid of failure like the guy in this video and being laughed at.... It was true in my case...I had a "pearl in the shell" under my nose and I never realized it... Such is life...You make mistakes...and I regret that I never did something with my musical ability...

Pearl- Moon Planet
# Pearl-Planet Moon. # In the Astrological works the moon is considered as signification of heart (man) and thus wearing a Pearl brings one out of depressions and gives a calm and vibrant feeling. # The memory is also improved and the general interaction with other people is more fruitful. # It can cure all diseases arising out of heart. # The orange cosmic rays emitted by the Pearl helps in splitting and exploding the negative energy in the body. It helps in cleaning and decongestants the negative emotions and negative energy particles in the Aura. # It gives a clear complexion and if used as a powder on the face gives unique flow. This is a secret of Ayurveda known to few and used by even fewer people. In search of the recipe of Indian Moon Powder...

Pearl Jam - Black
Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah... Uh huh... uh huh... ooh... I know someday you'

Pearls Of Wisdom
Pearls of Wisdom "Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant u

Pearly Gates
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health,largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks. With a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now." The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "Remember, this is your reward in Heaven." The old man looked out the window and rig

The Pearly Gates
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the l ine of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it bef

Pearl Harbor
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a preventive attack on the United States Pacific Fleet base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii by the Empire of Japan's Imperial Japanese Navy, on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941 that made the United States enter World War II. Two aerial attack waves, totalling 350 aircraft, were launched from six aircraft carriers with the intent to destroy the United States Pacific Fleet. The attack wrecked two U.S. Navy battleships, one minelayer, and two destroyers beyond repair, and destroyed 188 aircraft; personnel losses were 2,388 killed and 1,178 wounded. Damaged warships included three cruisers, a destroyer, and six battleships (one deliberately grounded, later refloated and repaired; two sunk at their berths, later raised, repaired, and restored to Fleet service late in the war). Vital fuel storage, shipyards, and submarine facilities were not hit. Japanese losses were minimal, at 29 aircraft and five midget submarines, with 65 servicemen killed or wounded.

Pearl Harbor?
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. How many of you saw anything about Supporting the Troops? or anything related to any war efforts?? We claim it, but apparently we can't do it. We may be dealing with "other" people now, but the events that happened on December 7th, 1941 were still devastating. HOW can you claim to support our troops when on the day commemorating the attack on Pearl Harbor???

The Pearl
To navigate on a blackberry, you roll your thumb over a little "pearl." The pearl is, essentially, a white, glowing clitoris. With a gentle touch, you can deftly navigate through your email, search smut on the web, and send dirty messages via messenger. Clitoral stroking has now been established as a necessary, important work skill for all professionals. I suppose it always was, to some degree, but now it's official. Last week, a friend asked me to fix something on her berry. I slid my finger across her pearl, and it grated. I cringed. My pearl glides smoothly, makes no sound. Hers felt like it was nestled in a sandpaper hood. I quickly fixed her problem, handed it back, then gently fondled my berry, appreciative of its smooth, clean movement. That evening, I ate dinner at my desk. Triscuits, hummus, and a tiny plastic cup of apple sauce. I've reverted to the third grade, but mom forgot the string cheese. I happily crunched on the triscuits - until I realized I'd sprinkled

Pearanormal State.
This weeks case involves a woman that heard strange noises, grones and what not, and her daughter was attacked. THe daughter, Kate, Was attacked agin the mornign before the team arived. Kate had only seen it out of the corner of her eye and she never sees it as a human, it is some kind of creature. Her bestfriend saw it full on. The land was baught form native americans, and a native sprit gide says the land is unhappy. The phyice says it loves the reaction it is getting from Kate. Thay did get rid of what was in the house but there is still something on the land.

Pearl Of The Orient
The Philippines is an archipelago's nation made up of 7,107 islands spanning 1,840 kilometers north to south. It is part of the East Indies, a vast island group lying south and east of mainland Asia, with Taiwan at its northernmost coast and Borneo on the south. The three main Philippine island groups are Luzon, the Visayas and Mindanao. Luzon is the island of contrasts. The most modern districts in the Philippines, including the capital city of Manila, are in Luzon, but so are some of the oldest tribal communities in the nation like the Ifugao of the Cordilleras. Luzon is also where a visitor can see the latest model luxury cars overtaking a carabao sled or modern skyscrapers within driving distance of primordial volcano's. The Visayas is famous for its charm, a trait shared by many other southern regions in the world, but here seems to run deeper among a people who are intrinsically connected to their sun soaked island home. The Visayas is also famous as a seat of history, bei

Pearl Jam - Black
SHEETS OV EMPTY CANVAS, UNTOUCHD SHEETS OV CLAY, HER LEGS SPREAD OUT BEFORE ME AS HER BODY WUZ STILL. ALL 5 HORIZONS REVOLVD AROUND HER SOUL AS TEH EARTH 2 TEH SUN. NAO TEH AIR I TASTD AN BREATHD HAS TAKEN TURN. OOH, AN ALL I TAUGHT HER WUZ EVRYTHIN. OOH, I KNOE SHE GAEV ME ALL DAT SHE WORE. AN NAO MAH BITTR HANZ SHAEK BENEATH TEH CLOUDZ OV WUT WUZ EVRYTHIN. ALL TEH PICTUREZ HAS ALL BEEN WASHD IN BLACK, TATTOOD EVRYTHIN... I TAEK WALK OUTSIDE, IM SURROUNDD BY SUM KIDZ AT PULAY. I CAN FEELZ THEIR LAUGHTR, SO Y DO I SEAR? AN TWISTD THOUGHTS DAT SPIN ROUND MAH HEAD, IM SPINNIN, OH, IM SPINNIN... HOW QUICK TEH SUN CAN DROP AWAY, AN NAO MAH BITTR HANZ CRADLE BROKD GLAS OV WUT WUZ EVRYTHIN. ALL TEH PICTUREZ HAS ALL BEEN WASHD IN BLACK, TATTOOD EVRYTHIN... ALL TEH LUV GONE BAD TURND MAH WURLD 2 BLACK, TATTOOD ALL I C, ALL DAT IM, ALL ILL BE, YA. I KNOE SOMEDAI ULL HAS BEAUTIFUL LIFE, I KNOE ULL BE STAR IN SOMEBODY ELSEZ SKY, BUT Y, Y, Y CANT IT BE, Y CANT IT BE MIN

Pearl Jam - Do Teh Evolushun
IM AHEAD, IM MAN IM TEH FURST MAMMAL 2 WEAR PANTS, YA IM AT PEACE WIF MAH LUST I CAN KILL CAUSE IN CEILIN CAT I TRUST, YA IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IM AT PEACE, IM TEH MAN BUYIN STOCKZ ON TEH DAI OV TEH CRASH, YA ON TEH LOOSE, IM TRUCK ALL TEH ROLLIN HILLS, ILL FLATTEN THEM OUT, YA IZ HERD BEHAVIOR, UH HUH IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY ADMIRE ME, ADMIRE MAH HOME ADMIRE MAH SON, HEZ MAH CLONE YA YA, YA YA DIS LAND IZ MINE, DIS LAND IZ FREE ILL DO WUT I WANTS BUT IRRESPONSIBLY IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IM THIEF, IM LIAR THARS MAH CHURCH, I SING IN DA CHOIR: HAL-LE-LU-JAH HAL-LE-LU-JAH ADMIRE ME, ADMIRE MAH HOME ADMIRE MAH SON, ADMIRE MAH CLONEZ CAUSE WE KNOE, APPETITE 4 NITELY FEAST DOSE IGNORANT INDIANZ GOT NOTHIN ON ME NOTHIN, Y? CUZ, IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY! IM AHEAD, IM ADVANCD I R FURST MAMMAL 2 MAK PLANZ, YA I CRAWLD TEH EARTH, BUT NAO IM HIGHR 2010, WATCH IT GO 2 FIRE IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY DO TEH EVOLUSHUN! COME ON CMON, CMON!

Pearcher's Son
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A Bible A silver dollar A bottle of whisky A Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum." The

Pearl Jam - Jeremy
I love this song Artist - Pearl Jam Song Title - Jeremy Song Length - 5:18 Album - Ten Album cover - Video - Jeremy - Pearl Jam Taken From Wikipedia: "Lyrical meaning One of Pearl Jam's first singles, the song was inspired by a newspaper article about a 16-year-old boy named Jeremy Wade Delle from Richardson, Texas who shot himself in front of his English class in Richardson High School on the morning of January 8, 1991. Delle was described by schoolmates as "real quiet" and known for "acting sad". After coming in late to class and being told to get an admittance slip from the school office, Delle left the classroom, returning armed with a .357 Magnum revolver. He walked to the front of the classroom, announced "Miss, I got what I really went for", put the barrel of the firearm in his mouth and pulled the trigger before anyone could react. Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder was quoted on the subject of the song: It came from a small paragraph in a

Pear And Blueberry Granola Cobbler
Hands On: 10 minutes Total: 35 minutes Makes: 6 servings (3/4 cup each) Ingredients PAM Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray 2 cans (15 oz each) sliced pears, drained 1 cup fresh or frozen blueberries, rinsed, drained 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 cup low-fat granola 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon Reddi-wip Fat Free Dairy Whipped Topping, optional Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350F. Spray 9-inch pie plate with cooking spray. Combine pears, blueberries and lemon juice in medium bowl. Spray evenly with additional cooking spray; toss to coat. Spoon into prepared pie plate. 2. Mix granola and cinnamon in small bowl; sprinkle over fruit mixture. Spray evenly with additional cooking spray. 3. Bake 20 to 25 minutes, or until lightly browned. Serve warm. Top with Reddi-wip, if desired. Nutrition Facts Amount per Serving Calories 135 %Daily Value* Total fat 5 g 7% Saturated fat 1 g 5% Cholesterol 0 mg 0% Sodium 9 mg 0% Carbohydrate 22 g 7% Dietary f

The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.Saint Peter says to the guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"The guy replies, "I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City."Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi- driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it`s the minister`s turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary`s for the last forty-three years."Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.""Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. I get a simple cotton robe and wooden staff. How can this be?""Up here, we work by results," s

Pearls
Pearls The pearl has become an archetypal semi-precious stone. Individual pearls in dreams usually have to do with moments of personal discovery. Most people who dream of pearls understand where they come from and view the pearl as a treasure to be discovered. However, in dreams the pearl is rarely discovered in an oyster but simply found and conveyed to the dreamer or from the dreamer to others. Usually, this is done as a metaphor for some other kind of conveyance of intimate personal knowledge between the dreamer and other characters in the dream. Pearl jewelry is often a gift of wealth and is something associated as classical, rather than contemporary. Metaphorically, this could be contrasting old versus new money. How did you come to possess the pearl or jewelry in your dream? Was the pearl a material possession or did it seem to have heirloom-quality emotional features to it as well? Did you experience the pearl as a gift from the world, a gift from another, or a gift you

Pearl Jam - Even Flow
Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, againOh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better set a days, ooh yeahOh hand out faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeahOh, dark grin he can't help when he's happy, looks insane, yeahEven flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them away, yeahOh, someday, yeah, he'll begin his life againLife again, life againKneeling, looking through the paper though he doesn't know to readFeelingOh, feeling understands the weather of the summers on it's way, yeahOh, ceilings few and far between all legal halls of shameEven flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them awayOh, someday yeah he'll begin his life again, yeahWhispering hands gently lead him awayHim away, him away, yeah, yeahOh even flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them awayAh, someday yeah he'll begin his life again, yeahWhispering hands gently lead him awayHim away, him awa

Pearl Jam - Alive
Alive lyricsSon, she said, have I got a little story for youWhat you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteenYour real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...Oh I, oh, I'm still aliveHey, I, I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, oh, I'm still aliveHey...oh...Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's roomShe said I'm ready...for youI can't remember anything to this very day'Cept the look, the look...Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...I, I'm still aliveHey I, but, I'm still aliveHey I, boy, I'm still aliveHey I, I, I, I'm still alive, yeahOoh yeah...yeah yeah yeah...oh...oh...Is something wrong, she saidWell of course there isYou're still alive, she saidOh, and do I deserve to beIs that the questionAnd if so...if so...who answers...who answers...I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, but, I'm still aliveYeah I, ooh, I'm still aliveYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

A Pearl And Blood Sacrifice
A Pearl exists Because of agitation A tiny piece of grit That accidentally gets through The rudimentary filter of an oyster The oysters only defense is to calcify that Piece of grit A threat to it's body It's digestive system Not built to withstand an invader So the body produced a SHELL Around the invader And then the SHELL is an invader Requiring yet another shell A pearl built methodically One layer at a time In it's natural state not a perfect SPHERE People learned how to CULTURE pearls To make them PERFECT And therefore carry a Higher price at market But is a sphere more perfect? To the people who see Rejection of nature Yes That is exactly what it means Jesus was the ultimate Blood sacrifice To make Humans more perfect An admission that GOD Made a mistake And needed to FIX it By the blood sacrifice of A MORTAL HUMAN BEING Yet the only REAL pearl is blobby Irregular The Banana that Fundies say IS PERFECTLY DESIGNED BY GOD Was actually CULTIVA

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here."

Peas.
If you can avoid renting you HOME to people, just don't do it! I'm on my days off now. Air Canada "the BELT" is kicking my ass. But wouldn't you know it, I f'in love the shit. Plus its good exercise, good bye big ass! ;) So there is a Jamaica trip in the making… going with Kristi and Don. It's their honey moon, but they wanted rad-ass people like Lawrence and I to go with them. I'm all for it. I already have the time booked off at work. Boo-ya baby! It seems like EVERYONE has their birthday in December. So here is my special shout out to the December babies! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! If you haven't taken a gander in a while, you should hit up my photo section and check out the new pictures. My hair is getting long eh? Like whoa! Do you know how much LESS drama there was in Grande Prairie… yeah. Oy. How healthy is it to be suspicious of everyone around you? TRUST NO ONE! Hahaha… Anyways, Kristi and baby James are coming by to chill and to xmas shop with me, so I should go ge

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I

Pea Story
This is a Great Story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry,how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good,Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No,Sir. Jus'admirin'them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir.Got nuthin'to pay for em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I can

The Peasant's Wise Daughter
There was once a poor peasant who had no land, but only a small house, and one daughter. Then said the daughter, we ought to ask our lord the king for a bit of newly-cleared land. When the king heard of their poverty, he presented them with a piece of land, which she and her father dug up, and intended to sow with a little corn and grain of that kind. When they had dug nearly the whole of the field, they found in the earth a mortar made of pure gold. Listen, said the father to the girl, as our lord the king has been so gracious and presented us with the field, we ought to give him this mortar in return for it. The daughter, however, would not consent to this, and said, father, if we have the mortar without having the pestle as well, we shall have to get the pestle, so you had much better say nothing about it. But he would not obey her, and took the mortar and carried it to the king, said that he had found it in the cleared land, and asked if he would accept it as a present. The king to

The Peasant In Heaven
Once upon a time a poor pious peasant died, and arrived before the gate of heaven. At the same time a very rich, rich lord came there who also wanted to get into heaven. Then Saint Peter came with the key, and opened the door, and let the great man in, but apparently did not see the peasant, and shut the door again. And now the peasant outside heard how the great man was received in heaven with all kinds of rejoicing, and how they were making music, and singing within. At length all became quiet again, and Saint Peter came and opened the gate of heaven, and let the peasant in. The peasant, however, expected that they would make music and sing when he went in also, but all remained quite quiet. He was received with great affection, it is true, and the angels came to meet him, but no one sang. Then the peasant asked Saint Peter how it was that they did not sing for him as they had done when the rich man went in, and said that it seemed to him that there in heaven things were done with ju

The Peasant And The Devil
There was once upon a time a far-sighted, crafty peasant whose tricks were much talked about. The best story, however, is how he once got hold of the devil, and made a fool of him. The peasant had one day been working in his field, and as twilight had set in, was making ready for the journey home, when he saw a heap of burning coals in the middle of his field, and when, full of astonishment, he went up to it, a little black devil was sitting on the live coals. Are you sitting upon a treasure, said the peasant. Yes, in truth, replied the devil, on a treasure which contains more gold and silver than you have ever seen in your life. The treasure lies in my field and belongs to me, said the peasant. It is yours, answered the devil, if you will for two years give me one half of everything your field produces. Money I have enough, but I have a desire for the fruits of the earth. The peasant agreed to the bargain. In order, however, that no dispute may arise about the division, said he, every

Pease Help Emergency
Heyy everyone!...This guy rocks!...He is in a contest for Mr.Fubar and he's the sweetest guy ever!..This contest is based on comments so PLZ PLZ go leave as many as u can!..I dont care if you are a guy/girl and either does he. x0x0x0x -AsH.WeeE 10 = a VIP keg 50 = a drink and handcuffs ;) 100= plat cherry. 200+ = impala Send me a private message when you are done so i can gift you. No cheating cuz I will check ;) Here is the contest link to comment bomb This Bulletin Has Been Brought To You By: -->?AsH.W??E.?..-Riot Girls Cli?nt-..((Crystals B!tch))@ fubar (repost of original by 'AsH.WєєE WHITΞЯIDΞЯ®™s Mistrєss. RiotGirlsCliєnt' on '2007-08-14 19:39:33') (repost of original by '~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Co-Founder of BOMBERS R US Cheerleader Squad ~Member of the Sydicate~ Please sign' on '2007-08-15 19:19:45')

Pease Repost
this is a true story and if you dont pass this on you dont have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping

Pease Pass This Poem As A Blue Ribbon Against Child Abuse!
PLEASE REPOST THIS POEM ! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me an

Peas And Carats
Yesterday after my six-month checkup (no, NOT Jeffrey’s; my son’s isn’t until he is six months old in January) which I assured Dr. Dias was not the most important thing I had to do that day, I went home for awhile with Sarah and Jeffrey. After a few hours when it became apparent they would not let Daddy take a nap because neither of them were willing to either even after they ate and I played with them, we bundled up and went for a stroll in Dakota Square Mall. The ONLY thing I bought there was some popcorn and a pink lemonade which I shared with Sarah so we wouldn’t be starving by the time we picked their mom Martha up from work. Oh, and the necklace at Kay Jewelers for the Missus . . . Martha’s always talking like she’s not very fond of jewelry or of me spending money on her, but that’s a crock! *Wink* Pushing the kids in the stroller as well as putting the harness on Sarah when she wanted to walk later is definitely the way to exercise, or it should be! According to Dias, I

Peas N Carrots
ever get the feeling that no matter how much you do for someone it just isnt enough? How sometimes you feel like just NOT caring anymore...I cant help feeling that way right now.I know its wrong to live this way, but what can i do.I cant communicate..i try and it feels like im talking to a brick wall.Im tired of empty promises of change, but yet i dont do anything to help the situation.Im running ragged no energy at all no hapiness no love no feeling at all.Ive been told to just hang in there..but what am i hanging on to?A love that i know might not be there anymore..He says he cares..he says hes in love..but how does he know..what if what he thinks is love is lust..maybe hes just comfortable with the way things are and doesnt want it to change..or maybe he just doesnt care at all. which is it? i will probably never know.Im tired of waiting im tired of trying im just plain tired.HELP..seems like help may never come..ill just be stuck in this everlasting circle of unhappiness for the re

Pebble
I awoke this morning to find my cat with a bleeding leg, blood all over the house and having to rush her to the vet. Now just hours later she had been aneasatised, had x-rays and surgery cause the cut severed all the tendons in her leg and all the nerves, which cannot be fixed, and theres a possibility that her leg may get amputated if she doesn't adapt to it or if it doesnt heal well. Now some people might say its just a cat and blah blah blah, but she's not, she's a friend, a part of the family and may never be the same again. Again people might say its just a cat, but not to me, and I just find this really sad and it's made me feel horrible all day, even knowing that had I already left for school, by now she would be dead. I have to stop now, cant type no more.

Pebbles Isinaz~is Pimpin Out My Man ,,, Check Him Out
'Gunner *Indy Wrestler* future r/l hubby to Mizz P... 10-18-08{Dirty South Crew}' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-04 20:38:37'.. > > > === '~PebblesinAZ~Own3d by Domking123~Owner of Nyha and 80 Karat Kid!! WOOT!' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-04 20:34:02'.. > > > > > > > > > > This is my friend Gunner! Go show him what a friend is and rate/fan and add him! He's a great guy with a great girl and deserves all the help he can get! > > > > Gunner *Indy Wrestler* future r/l hubby to Mizz P... 10-18-08{Dirty South Crew}@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > Brought to you by me: > > > > ~PebblesinAZ~Own3d by Domking123~Owner of Nyha and 80 Karat Kid!! WOOT!@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Pebblesinaz Auction Bully......
SINCE I WAS DENIED A REPOST CUZ I WAS DOING IT TOO FAST I DECIDED TO BLOG IT INSTEAD......... New Auction! NO ENTRY FEE! Just some fun and good times! If you haven't been in an auction before it's a great way to make friends and have some fun. If you aren't currently owned or are about to break your chains, get your offer together and let me know. I'll put ya on the block and help promote you as well! Just drop me a quick private message and let me know. Bidding will start the 15th of March! xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~READ BLOGS!~CoFounder of the FREAK show with...who else...FREAK!~Owned by Emanon!xoxo@ fubar Some ideas of things to offer for those that are stumped... Owned by "xxxxxx" in name for 1 month. Make my #1 Friend for the month. Crush for the month. Add to Family. A salute for you. Rate all pics/stash and blogs. A daily drink or gift. A big pimpin' gift. A bling a week. Profile comment daily. "X" number of p

Pebblesinaz Bulletin
I have so many people to Thank! So many of my friends and friends of friends stepped up to help me win my 30 day blast and I adore you all! tappinit ~~ Proud Owner of PebblesinAZ && babygirl_01 ~~ Humbly Owned by Blairmare@ fubar ❦ ĦƐЯ ✌ϢѺⱤȽÐ ❦®@ fubar ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Mr. Diamond~@ fubar ~K@NS@S*~*~GURL~@ fubar ~~♥~~(~☆Ðå Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§☆~)~~♥~~W.¥.K.Ð~~@ fubar (¯`·¸•´¯) Thru_a_diff_i (¯`·¸•´¯) In love w/my baby Mark@ fubar oab

Pebblesinaz
~PebblesinAZ~I love my BF Tappinit! OWNED By DJ Kidd Rock! WOOT!@ fubar You'll notice a theme with my Pimpout Corner, and it is that the people in it are all givers. They give their time, they give their advice, and they give their friendship out, and ask for nothing in return. When I was struggling along, and doing things the hard way, PebblesinAZ took the time to show me the way. She ALWAYS paid up for her contests, she answered all questions I had, and nurtured me into Mr 7000000. In fact, the name Mr 7000000 was sort of a goof name, short term, because I wanted the spotlight. But because of PebblesinAZ, I took off, and now I have name recognition, and I'm stuck with this stupid name. But much respect, much love. If you haven't already, R/F/A her immediately. Just make sure you like your screen name!

Pebbles Bully! She Rawks!
The Official PebblesinAZ Sponsors If you want good friends and more fans then you NEED to add these people! I always pimp and usually offer some kind of bonus but of course, I am fu broke after spotlight. SO, here's your BONUS... ADD the following FUs and YOU WILL get love back. Fan, Rate and Add them and it will come back to you! So, let's keep the circle going! You F/A/R these FUs and private message me that you did and I will make a pimpout with you on it! Everyone repost this and keep it going! It will only benefit everyone involved! These people showed 7 million fubucks worth of luv! Help me show them how thankful I am! Look what they did to me! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar Capt America@ fubar ~DJ Twiztid~Assistant Manager...DJ...Club Sizzler~~Colds Toy Boy~ ~ Fu-Owned by Freak¢â¡ÙMember@ fubar gryphon1 (promo

Pebblesinaz Nice Auction (closed)
Come Check Me OutThis is my first time ever being up for auction. 7 Days Until My Birthday Show Me Some Love And Make An Bid On Me *Hugs* Number 1 Friend For A Month Number 1 Family For A Month Rate All Your Blogs/Stash Added to yahoo Pimp Out In Blog Drinks All Month Long Keeping You 100% 3 Personalized Tag Made By Me 3 SFW Personalized Tag Anyway You Want 3 personal salutes anyway you want them 5 comments daily (If im off from work) If VIP is bidded then 10s (will be change to 11s) All this above plus what's on the tag Click the Above pic to place your bid Hugs and Fu-Love SunySkyz Brought to you by the lovely PebblesinAZ- Owned by My Super Sexy Master Argonutz!@ fubar

Pebbs Featured Fu! Its Me Sunyskyz
PEBBS FEATURED FU! ♥SunySkyz♥Owned By Argonutz♥OwnerofDominustempus3♥@ fubar This Girl Rocks! She has gone above and beyond for many friends of mine! Love her and she'll love you back! FAN, ADD and RATE HER! Private Message me when you are done! I am having some PC issues the last couple of days but will return love as well if you leave me a message. It just make take a couple of days. xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo@ fubar (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo' on '2008-06-26 10:20:25')

Pebbles For Prophet!
PebblesinAZ You gotta love this chick! Despite the gag order bestowed upon her, she still manages to strut her stuff!! She manages to make us laugh and smile with her quirky antics like her silly pics and her funny bullys.. and even with all of that.. still has time to take care of her family and grace us with her beauty.. This up close and very friendly girlie that spreads her love so far and wide is so close to prophet, lets help get her there! PebblesinAZ@ fubar Brought to you by: MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add@ fubar I will give the first person who restikies this in my name when it expires 1,000,000 fubucks Repost Often

Pebbles And Pink
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR MORE THAN A DAY CHANCES ARE THAT YOU HAVE BUMPED IN TO THESE TWO PEBBLES & PINK ARE 2 OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THIS WHOLE SITE AND THEY TOTALLY DESERVE SOME LOVIN! I MEAN FANS,ADDS,RATES,COMMENTS,BLINGS,CRUSHES,GIFTS THE WORKS SO CLICK ON THEIR PICTURES TO SHOW THESE LADIES SOME SERIOUS LOVIN! TELL THEM THAT DIRRTY SENT YOU. HURRY UP AND START THE LOVIN. THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4 EuPhOrIa@ fubar

♥pebblesinaz♥
I'm Pimping out my newest owner I know already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend and as my fu owner. And she is She's fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping her out so come and show my new owner some mad Fu Lovin she will return it all.

Pebblesinaz Nicety Auction! Come & Join!
Come check it out you won't regret it! Lets see who can spoil these sweet, sexy, awesome fu's. You will find only the best there! We have some nice ones and some naughty ones :) Lets spank them all with lots of love! Oh yea while you are there don't forget to spank PebbleinAZ hard! SHE IS DEFINITELY GOOD FOR IT!!!!! Here are the entry's :) Come and show them some love and make a bid on them.

Pebblesinaz (closed)
Pimping out Fubar's newest Hooker... Rate or rerate her Fan her Add her Comment her Be sure to tell her Carrie sent you... Help me win some BLING... Woohoo... She's a wonderful friend to have... So, show her some love... She'll give it back to you... Private message me when you are finished... and I will make you this tag as a thank you... ************************************** This friendly Pimp Out is brought to you by: Carrie Carrie Please repost Pick Up Thank You Tags Here

Pebblesinaz
This Incredible Woman has been instrumental in helping not only myself but many of you as well in getting where you are today. Not just by stopping by and showing you love but also by pimping you out in one of her many bully's and or mumms getting the support you need!PebblesinAZ@ fubar She never begs, steals or borrows, she always offers to RTF and pay for favors.She is working hard towards Oracle and is around the Five mil mark. Can we work on her daily and get her closer or even get her there? Blings would be great.. Auto 11 would be incredible.. Brought to you by:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~Stalking~X©ït€M€@ fubarPlease Re-Post!

Pebbles,stones And Redwood Trees
Pebbles,Stones,Rocks and Redwood Trees What are these things? Pebbles, stones, rocks and Redwood Trees I have found these things to be Gods way of talking to me When you’re on the wrong path in life, God tosses pebbles at you trying to get you to listen to him "you're going the wrong way in life, stop-go back" but most of the time I just ignored the pebbles” rubbing back of head”, sigh and go on down the road I am walking on ,many bad things happened between the pebbles and the rocks .For instance in 1990 I was in a horrid car wreck and was ejected out of the car and broke my left collar bone and cracked a few ribs “the pebble was my seat belt”, but I was 20 ten foot tall and bullet proof don't need a seat belt ,I thought”. Wrong was I, three months laid up and in a lot of pain .broken collar bones take time to heal. Then came the stones, I had lots of pebbles but just rubbed my head and we

Pecan Pie Bars I
Prep Time: 20 Minutes Cook Time: 45 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour 5 Minutes Servings: 36 INGREDIENTS: * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 cup margarine * 4 eggs * 1 1/2 cups light corn syrup * 1 1/2 cups white sugar * 3 tablespoons margarine, melted * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 1/2 cups chopped pecans DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10x15 inch jellyroll pan. 2. In a large bowl, stir together the flour, 1/2 cup sugar, and salt. Cut in 1 cup of margarine until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Sprinkle the mixture evenly over the prepared pan, and press in firmly. 3. Bake for 20 minutes in the preheated oven. 4. While the crust is baking, prepare the filling. In a large bowl mix together the eggs, corn syrup, 1 1/2 cups sugar, 3 tablespoons margarine, and vanilla until smooth. Stir in the chopped pecans.

Pecan Pie
Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 inch pie PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 40 Min READY IN 1 Hr 5 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup light brown sugar * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/2 cup butter * 2 eggs * 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon milk * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup chopped pecans DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a large bowl, beat eggs until foamy, and stir in melted butter. Stir in the brown sugar, white sugar and the flour; mix well. Last add the milk, vanilla and nuts. 3. Pour into an unbaked 9-in pie shell. Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes at 400 degrees, then reduce temperature to 350 degrees and bake for 30 to 40 minutes, or until done.

Pecans In The Cemetery
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the

Pecans
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by th

Pecans In The Cemetery
Subject: Fw: Pecans in the Cemetery > >> > >> > >> > >> > Pecans in the Cemetery > >> > > >> > On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just > >> > inside the cemetery fence. > >> > > >> > One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the > >> > tree, > >> > out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > > >> > "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. > >> > Several > >> > dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> > > >> > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he > >> > thought he heard voices from inside th e cemetery. He slowed down to > >> > investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for > >> > you, > >> > one for me." > >> > > >> > He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. > >> > > >> > Just around the bend he met an old man with > >> > > >> > a cane, hobbling along. > >> > > >> > "Come here quick,"

Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, Old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled Up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began Dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," Said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his Bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He Slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, One for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike And rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, Hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe What I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the Souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard For me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly

Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence th

Pecan-stuffed Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS: * 2 pork chops, 1-inch thick or more * 1/4 cup fresh bread crumbs * 1/4 cup finely chopped onion * 1/4 cup minced apple * 1/4 cup chopped pecans * 1 small garlic clove, minced * 2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley * dash black pepper * dash cayenne * 1/4 teaspoon ground mustard * dash ground cumin * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 1/4 cup chicken broth * 1/4 cup dry white wine * 1 small bay leaf PREPARATION: Trim pork chops of excess fat; make a pocket in each by cutting horizontally through to the bone. Combine bread crumbs, onion, apple, pecans, garlic, parsley, cayenne, pepper, mustard, cumin and oil; mix wellDivide the mixture and fill each pocket with as much stuffing as possible. Place chops in a greased baking dish. Pour the broth and wine over them and add the bay leaf. Add leftover stuffing if there is any. Cover and bake about 1 hour or until tender, basting occasionally with pan j

Pecan Crusted Chicken Tenders And Salad With Tangy Maple Dressing
Vegetable oil, for frying 1 1/3 to 2 pounds chicken tenders Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 eggs, beaten with a splash of milk or water 1 cup plain bread crumbs 1 cup pecans, processed in food processor to finely chop 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated or ground 1 orange, zested Dressing: 1/4 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup tangy barbecue sauce 1 navel orange, juiced 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil Salt and freshly ground black pepper 3 hearts romaine lettuce, chopped 6 radishes, thinly sliced 6 scallions, trimmed and chopped on an angle Heat 1 1/2 to 2 inches of oil over medium high heat. Season chicken tenders with salt and pepper. Set out 3 shallow dishes. Place flour in 1 dish, eggs beaten with water or milk in a second. In the third dish, combine bread crumbs with ground pecans, nutmeg and orange zest. Coat tenders in batches in flour, then egg, then bread crumb mixture. Fry tenders in small batches 6 to 7 minutes. Drain tenders on pape

Pecan Pie
Ingredients Directions 2 Eggs, Slightly Beaten 1 Cup Light Corn Syrup 1/4 Cup Sugar 2 Tablespoons Flour 1/4 Teaspoon Salt 1 Teaspoon Vanilla 1-1/4 Cups Broken Texas native pecans Preheat oven to 375 deg F. Spread pecans in an unbaked 9-inch pie shell. Mix remaining ingredients and pour over pecans. Bake at 375 deg F. for 40 to 50 minutes or until filling is set. TIPS: 1. Cover the edges of the pie crust with aluminum foil about halfway through baking to prevent crust from getting too brown before the pie is done. 2. For best results, be sure to use only Texas native pecans. If you insist on using hybrid pecans or pecans grown in some other state, don't complain to us if you aren't happy with the way your pie turns out. 3. Note that this recipe calls for Light Corn syrup (we use the Karo brand). Many people use dark syrup in their pecan pies but we find that this gives the pies a rather strong taste and a darker, less appealing texture.

Pecan Pie
Caramel-Pecan Pie Ingredients: • 1-9 inch unbaked pie shell • 2/3 cup sugar • 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted • 3 eggs • 1 jar Smucker's® Caramel Spoonable Ice Cream Topping • 1-1/2 cups pecan halves Directions: 1. In mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly with fork. Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Stir in topping and butter; mix well. Stir in pecan halves. Pour filling into pie shell. Bake at 350° F for 45 minutes or until knife inserted off-center comes out clean. Cool thoroughly on rack before serving. Cover; chill to store. Yield: 1 pie

Pecan Pie Recipe
Pecan Pie Recipe Ingredients * 4 1/2 ounces sugar * 4 1/2 ounces light corn syrup * 3 large eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * Pinch of salt * 1/2 ounces of butter, melted * 4 ounces of pecans whole or pieces Instructions 1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. 2. Mix the sugar, light corn syrup, eggs, vanilla extract, and salt together in a bowl using a whisk. 3. Once all the ingredients are completely mixed, add the melted butter. 4. Cover the bottom of an unbaked pie shell with the pecans. 5. Pour the filling over the pecans. 6. Bake 40-45 minutes until done. 7. Check the pie at about 30 minutes to make sure the top is browning evenly. If it is not, then you might want to rotate the pie.

Pecan Pie Mini Muffins
PECAN PIE MINI MUFFINS 1 packed brown sugar 1/2 cup flour 1 cup pecans, finely chopped 2/3 cup butter, melted 2 eggs Combine sugar, flour and pecans in a bowl. In another small bowl, combine melted butter and eggs. Mix and stir in dry ingredients. Fill muffin tin 2/3 full (sprayed with pam or lined with paper). Bake 10 to 12 minutes, depending on muffin tin size at 325 degrees.

Pecan Tarts
PECAN TARTS 1 cup flour 3 oz cream cheese 1 stick margarine 1 egg 3/4 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 tablespoon melted margarine 3/4 cup pecans (chopped) Crust: Mix well the flour, cream cheese and margarine. Pat mixture in each cup of muffin tin or form a miniature pie shell. Filling: Mix together egg, brown sugar, vanilla and margarine. Add pecans and pour into shells. Bake at 400 degrees until brown.

Pecan-crusted Pumpkin Mousse Pie
* Active Time: 30 minutes * Total Time: 2 hours INGREDIENTS Dough 1/2 cup pecans 1/4 cup sugar 1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1/4 tsp salt 6 Tbsp cold unsalted butter 2 Tbsp cold water Filling 3/4 cup plus 2 Tbsp sugar 1 envelope unflavored gelatin 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup heavy cream 3 large eggs, separated (see Note) 3 Tbsp sour cream, at room temperature 1 can (15 oz) pure pumpkin 1 tsp ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp ground ginger 1/8 tsp each ground cloves and ground nutmeg PREPARATION 1. Dough: Heat oven to 350ºF. You'll need a 9-in. deep-dish pie plate. 2. Pulse pecans and sugar in processor until finely chopped. Add flour, salt and butter; pulse until mixture is crumbly. Add water; pulse just until dough separates from sides of bowl. Gather dough into a ball. 3. Roll dough on lightly floured piece of wax paper to a 13-in. round.

Pecans In The Cemetery
> >> On the outskirts of a small town, there > >> was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. > >> One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat > >> down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. > >> Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. > >> > >> As he passed, he thought he heard voices from > >> inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he > >> heard, > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' > >> > >> He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off . > >> Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. > >> > >> 'Come here quick,' said the boy,'you won't believe what I heard! > >> Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' > >> > >> The man said, 'Beat it kid,

Pechis Despampanantes
Les prometo que en un poco tiempo empezare a redactar en ingles . . el caso es que . . . ahhh como quisiera tener todo el lenguaje para platicarles jajaja. Resulta que el dia de hoy fui a Calgary, me toco estar "in line" formadita haciendo fila uffff con lo que me choca, cuando de repente se planto hasta el inicio de la dichosa fila una despampanante mujer con unos pechos no muy grandes pero siiii demasiado llamativos por el escote . . . grrrrr se hizo la linda y la nena no hizo fila para ocupar el primer lugar . . . quien le dijo algo??? nadie ! ! Porque? Pues porque nadamas estaban con la boca abierta los quince vejetes que iban delante mio . . jajaja . . primero me dio coraje, luego me dio risa . . . ahhhh cuando aprenderan los hombres a no dejarse manipular y ahhhh cuando aprenderemos las mujeres a no manejar a los hombres con nuestros bellos atributos fisicos jajaja. Besos

Pecker
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had atree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a holein the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California , the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came

Pecker Lover
this guy hearts pecker, not much else to say other than that ->duke dsc: psychowolf wants to trade lightsabers for kittens and you refused duke dsc: what the fuck are you talking about lightsabers and shit whats that about ->duke dsc: what the fuck are you talking about i never beg for pussy duke dsc: if you got beg for pussy you can do better than that ->duke dsc: fair trade in my book ->duke dsc: so how come you don't want to a lightsaber for kittens? ->duke dsc: can do n00b duke dsc: ok suit youre self ->duke dsc: are you serious? i'm not going anywhere ->duke dsc: what? duke dsc: have a nice night ->duke dsc: find find? duke dsc: find find some one else to fuck with then then i left

Peckerhead
Tat-tat-tat Tat-tat-tat-tat I am standing outside. My hair is loose around me. I have not tied it back as of yet. A rainbow coffee cup is cradled in my left hand. Between my fingers I hold a cigarette. The morning holds only a small chill, and I watch the sky pinken and turn brilliant blue. It is spring in California. The buds on the Ash tree that I planted 5 years ago stretch and curl outwards. I smile at them. Ever so proud that my tree is thriving. I imagine it is due to my fingers that brush the bark every morning. Rat-a-tat Rat-a-tata A woodpecker. I look up to the top of the phone pole that sits in my yard. Trumpet vines hug it. Orange flowers. I planted those as well. I watch the small bird hop about. He drills his beak into various spots and as he does his body quivers and shakes. He hops lower and tries again. Every so often his head peeks left and right. down then up. He looks as if he is on crack, and I wonder if he found a sack some

Peckerwood
Now, seriously... why the fuck do people that is an INSULT?!?!?!? Some stupid ass dude... we shall call him GATERTAIL called me a peckerwood.... um, HELLO?!?!?! Thanks? Fucking dumb ass people (read from bottom up) ->Gatertail: and damn proud of IT Gatertail: Peckerwood ->Gatertail: welcome to my block list asshole ->Gatertail: plus, you obviously didn't read my profile... i can not stand people who speak NIGGER ->Gatertail: that was the point... NO Gatertail: Well Fuck U then. ->Gatertail: hahaha no Gatertail: Fuck yo man let Me get at U. ->Gatertail: huh? mike: good arre you married Gatertail: Oh so can I finally holla at U? ->Gatertail: nope, and nope Gatertail: Oh, I thought U had more,So U still not single? ->Gatertail: the only ones i had were pics of my tats and i still have them ->Gatertail: huh? Gatertail: So Y U take ya NSFWs down? He called me a peckerwood... is that the best those idiots can come up with? Regardless, yet another r

Peckerwood Pt 2
Peckerwood (or simply Wood) In the 1940s, the abbreviated version "wood" entered California prison slang, originally meaning an Okie; but in about 1970 it became applied to white inmates as a whole, regardless of background. This has caused the symbol of the woodpecker to be used by white power skinheads. Many white supremacists identify themselves as peckerwoods, with women referred to as featherwoods. It is usually drawn with a long beak, sometimes drawn to resemble Woody Woodpecker. Sometimes the letters "PW" or "APW" (Peckerwood and American Peckerwood) is used.[1]

Pecker Up!
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together. When gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler, the little boy asks, 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?' Grandpa replies, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker.' Gramps says, 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer.' A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks, 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?' Once again, Grandpa asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'. Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?' The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass!' The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself.'

A Pecos Rose: A Lady In Red
Western desert winds are dry to the bone listen to the dust devils howl and moan. Derringer and garters mingle in a hot saloon where whiskers and whiskey bring a dollar or two. "I said ... Give me a kiss!" said a big burly cowboy holding a 'Lady's' wrist. She struggled to get free slapping, pulling and biting. He laughed out loud and pulled her close that was when a whip snapped by his nose. On stage was a Lady in dress of red clothes the star of the stage, A Pecos Rose. "You sir are ruining my performance, that to me is a big annoyance. Now let the lady go or the next 'crack' will be your nose." Lady Lilly was the house singer and Madam who took care of such delicate problems. She was Keen with a whip with sexy lingerie lips The Pecos Rose's whip was known as her kiss. The man let go of the struggling little Lady and she took off like a rabbit running steady. He went for his gun, a quick draw was sprung but she snapped her whip before it was drawn.

A Pecos Rose: Lady Lilley's Song
The air is so heavy that smoke hangs in swirls. Men with whiskey breaths kissing the saloon girls. Where romance blossoms on garters and heels and vanishes when the new day is revealed. Hearts that are as cold as a prarie of snow gather in a saloon and warm to a Lady's prose. Sipping the nector of the minds unraveling Here at the saloon, The Western Palace's gathering. I am as Lilley as a Langtree could be Here in West Texas, the Pecos and me. A one hundred dollar bill, five card stud gamble, I won this Palace where I sing and ramble. I like to sip whiskey and pull my dress up high, and when I see all those hungry cowboy eyes, I get goose pimples and all cozy inside. I like to flirt, sit on laps and wink a seductive eye. So when you get a chance 'boys' just drop on by the Western Palace where I sing poetic lies. On Fridays and Saturdays when the sun subsides I take to the stage and show my sexy thighs. The rules are as simple as a southern belles dimples.

A Pecos Rose: The Cards Get Laid ~
A Piano's up beat music play as the 'Ladies' danced up on stage. Kicking up their heels while the dealer deals and the Cowboys spend their hard earned pay. Lady Lilley was making a casual round trailing her finger across the sea of men. Showing her legs, flirting and strolling. A Pecos Rose, wearing a seductive grin. She spied a Handsome Cowboy that was dealing a gambler with a smile that struck a cord. Lady Lilley made her way to his table Like a cat after a mouse across the floor. "I thought I knew all the Gamblers in these here parts," Lady Lilley said, her cleavage grin displayed. "I thought I knew a beautifull ... Woman," The Gambler said while the cards got laid. "Can I buy in," she said with a grin. "Here Ms. Lilley, I was just fixin' to go." An old man got up and offered his chair. Sitting across from the gambler was Pecos Rose. The cards reshuffled and shot out in a deal four players putting on their faces to play. The cards were dealt out lik

A Pecos Rose: The Lady's Bet
Lady Lilley closed and locked her door sensually walked across the floor removed the Gamblers rim felt hat spun before a chair, then she sat. "Kindly remove my winnings please," Lady Lilley said with a slight tease. The Gambler began to remove his clothes watching with a smile, A Pecos Rose. When his pants fell to the floor he looked at her and said, "There's no more." She smiled and pointed to his long johns square. The Gambler gasped, "You wouldn't dare?" "I dare, dear man, I'm a gambler I am," Lady Lilley exclaimed like a proud Madam. The Gambler slowly lowered what was left Lady Lilley smiled at her well endowed gift. Her eyes got wide at what her finger's touched grasping his man hood then a feathers brush "Madam that will cost for you to play," Lady Lilley laughed and turned her head his way. "You want to bet," She said with a smile. "What is the wager," He asked with style. "When I am done devouring you, you won't think a cost is due." Lady Li

A Pecos Rose: The Wild Card
Hearts over diamonds at a comforters tapper the Gambler was tasting the Rose's flavor. High heels that pointed towards the air while grasping a hand full of passions flare. When their lips met they melted together touching each other as light as a feather. Lady Lilley unclothed and fully exposed, trailing the long stem was A Pecos Rose. The Pair was like a wild card joker Lady Lilley had the Gambler's Poker. The Gambler held a ten in his hands Ace in the hole when the after glow began. A loud knock came knocking at the door "We need your 'Whip' by the stage floor!" Lady Lilley grabbed a wrap and out she whipped down the stairs she flew, hurried and swift. There by the stage stood the big burley man holding his anger tightly to a Little Woman. "Remember me," the big man barked his sleeze Lady Lilley cocked her hips then her whip tease. "Those are mi amigos," The Big Man said laughing three men with pistols drawn, were aimed and standing. "I am taking this

Peculiar Story
This is a peculiar story Where does it start and where does it end? What kind of destinations are these? She could not understand, neither could I Why, with this light Did smoke rise from the lamp? Am I seeing a dream Or have I woken up from a dream? This is a peculiar story Where does it start and where does it end? Congratulations to you that you Have become someone else's glory You are so close to someone That you have gone far from everyone (else) Taking someone's love, you Will settle in a new world Whenever this evening will come I will remember you This is a peculiar story Where does it start and where does it end? What kind of destinations are these? He could not understand, neither could I

Pedantic Semantics
Do you think there is something inherently evil about being human? Is there a place within ourselves that's joyful and frightening at the same time? A beauty that lies in the ugliness of our moddled souls? Reincarnations of lives into something incredible and new. Fresh starts for the worst kind. The most terrible events known followed by the birth of the most wonderful thing on the planet. The destroyer of worlds as much a part of our transcendent beings as god. Crestfallen snow glowing orange in the flames of a phoenix. Standing on the cusp of some dark object greater in magnitude than any stone god could lift. Teetering on the edge, at the brink of humanity. Like a child's toy fallen fromly his freshly expired little fingers. The glow of half lit faces staring in obsession. The fear and sweat, sickly sweet on the lips of the walking damned. And but what for else? But love, the handle and chain to pull fear from its velvet depth. Holding on to the impenetrable strand o

Pedals In The Wind/be My Valentine
As i sit here alone on these wooden steps, on this cold windy day.I think about you.Across the road, off in the distance I see several rose bushes swaying in the breeze.One rose in particular caught my attention.I arose from my stoop and made my way over to it.The closer I grew to it the more intently i stared.As I kneeled down I released a saddened sigh."It's broken" mumbling to myself.I snapped it off at the break, cradled it in my hands and made my way back home. Upon arriving, I immediately trimmed the stem and gathered some water in a nearby glass.I took a seat at the kitchen table and positioned the rose in front of me.As I sat there basking in it's beauty I noticed several flawsAll of which though made the rose all that more beautiful to me.I placed my fingertips upon it's stem and spun it around slowly admiring it.Each time my fingers would slip off, it would always come to rest on the right side of the glass. I folded my arms and laid down my head thinking about you.Wonderfu

Peddle Power!
Now , I only live 3.5 mi. from work...so this is not that hard for me...(unless it rains, then I can't work anyway...LOL) I bought a "cheap" bike from "Walmart" for $60 and change...then I had to buy a seat that didn't make my butt feel like the next experiment for freezing until the future comes around with a cure..for what ever ales me..LOL Then one day after the purchase, the back tire went flat! If you have never changed a tire on the back of a bike, then you have not lived...LOL! I got that taken care of ..then guess what? The front tire went flat as well! Fuck...............I remember the trials and tribulations from my youth that go with a bike, but never in my entire life did I have 2 flats in one day! So , I guess the moral to this story is , "You get what you pay for...!" I know, waa, waa, waa! Oh, well, life goes on and I won't have to pay $ 2.89 for a gallon of gas!....LOL So, FUCK THE OIL COMPANIES I will get it figured out! (please reply!)

Pedestal
Put on a pedestal by everyone around Brought up to be someone he wasn't Only to feel that he'd let us down You can see the pain on his face You'll want to hug him and take it all away Just wrap your arms around his waist Tell him that you love him and never let go Do anything for him Just to see his face glow Even if a smirk maybe all you will get Tell him every second your with him You mean it when you say its worth it When he tells you that he doesn't want to hurt you Smile and tell him that he can't No matter what you two may go thru So that boy on the pedestal the one who can't smile Next time your with him kiss him sweetly Pull him to you and ask him to stay awhile

Pedestrian Hit
8/5/08 BILLINGS - An elderly man died Monday after an accident in the parking lot of Albertsons at 1212 Grand Avenue. Sergeant Kevin Iffland with the Billings Police Department said a 73-year-old man, whose name is being withheld till family is notified, was run over by a car in the parking lot at about 11:15 Monday. Story continues below ↓advertisement Paramedics performed CPR on scene before transporting the man to Saint Vincent Healthcare. He died at the hospital later in the day. Police said the victim apparently fell to the ground before a 1990 Ford Taurus, driven by a 77-year-old female, drove over him. They are still investigating the accident and have not issued any citations yet. Yellowstone County Coroners plan to conduct an autopsy Tuesday to determine if the man's death was caused by the accident or a pre-existing medical condition.

Pedigree Diet
I have 2 dogs and was buying a large bag of Pedigree at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Pedigree Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd recently ended up in the hospital for gastric bypass surgery. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the stree

Pedipaws
Those little pedi paw thingies are great! Those are the little motorized files for your pets claws... after my dogs realized i wasn't gonna hurt them with the little thing they didn't seem to mind it so much it isn't as fast as cutting with clippers but it makes it look neater... is a bit messy with the nail dust flying around though...

Pedifile Profile
PEDOPHILES....There is a class of individuals who prey on children sexually. They are known as pedophiles. Pedophiles will go to great lengths to gain access to children. Pedophiles have volunteered at church youth groups, worked as camp counselors, coached youth athletic teams and more. Though the number of pedophiles is unknown, from the amount of pedophile-oriented pornographic material on the internet it can only be assumed that there are more pedophiles than current estimates suggest. An individual does not necessarily have to molest children to be diagnosed a pedophile. The term is a medical diagnosis applied to adults who have these abnormal sexual desires and urges."Single mothers are particularly vulnerable to the designs of the pedophile. This person will offer to be a friend to the child participating in sports, taking on hiking trips, etc. The mother, anxious for the children to have a male image, often readily goes along with these offers from 'such a nice person.' The fix

Pedometer Watch
I'm gonna get a pedometer, you know, one of those little watches that tells how many steps you've taken? I want to take one of those and strap it to my cock, that way I can tell how many thrusts I've taken and how fast. I can see it now, looking down and saying "Baby, either we're going a hundred strokes a minute or it's one o'clock. I can't tell" Also if you do it over time you can find out just when she's gonna pop and time it just right for that final push, now ladies, wouldn't you like that?

Pedophile Activism
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

Pedophile Site Needs To Be Removed Please Help!
Parents and children's advocates please read and repost! Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called www.puellula.com. This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls tha

Pedophiles Need To Be Shot
Parents and children's advocates please read and repost! Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called www.puellula.com . This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls t

Pedofiles
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

Pedophiles...parents Be On The Lookout!
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

Pedophiles
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING RANT. DON'T WANT TO READ IT. I COULDN'T CARE LESS!! I AM GETTING FUCKING SICK OF ALL THE PEDOPHILES ON THIS SITE. I AM SEEING MEN COMMENTING ON LITTLE GIRLS HERE. BARELY 18 "IF" THEY ARE THAT OLD. I MEAN WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK CAN A 30ISH, 40ISH, 50ISH OR EVEN OLDER AGED MEN HAVE IN COMMON TO TALK TO SOMEONE THAT YOUNG? TO ME IT IS FUCKING SICK. I JUST SAW ONE PICTURE OF A GIRL AND SHE HAS IT CLEARLY MARKED "LAST YEAR" AND HER PROFILE SAYS SHE IS 18 HERE. SO, IF IT WAS LAST YEAR SHE WAS ONLY 17 AND ALL THESE SICK PEDOPLILES COMMENTING HOW HOT SHE IS. MAKES MY MOTHERFUCKING SKIN CRAWL. WHAT THE FUCK IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS HERE AND ALL THESE SICK MOTHERFUCKERS WERE COMMENTING ON HER? OR A BABY SISTER? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WOULD YOU??? SICKOS. YOU ALL SHOULD BE IN JAIL WITH THE KEY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. AND ON THE SEXUAL PRED. LIST AND ON THE SEXUAL OFFENDERS LIST. PICK UP A FUCKING MIRROR AND TELL YOURSELF. "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING

Pedophile
PEDOPHILE ALERT this caller hands out his phone number 757 848 8896 stephen urkhart show no mercy. the law wont help. he preys on low self esteem younger teens and is in his 20s. his phonebook is filled with tarnished girls. stop it before it worsens. just call his number and leave a message saying hi or any shit. just make sure he gets his number changed and to think twice about sending it out to helpless foolish girls that will never be respected n their parents dont care about them

Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
SEATTLE—Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling "pretty nervous" for the first day of school. "I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me," said Dengal, who spent the summer reading comic books, watching early morning cartoons, and hanging around the entrance of a local swimming pool. "It'd be nice to have someone to play with during recess." Full story here. (sorry, misfiled)

Pedophilia Encouraged By Current Culture(question Mark)...
So I am just thinking, because its an easy thing for me to do. I noticed quite awhile ago that my 150 year old cat (in people years) seemed to have made an odd connection between being fed and having the food land on her head. She was always so eager to eat the canned food she was given as a reward for having survived and thrived as a great huntress of the wilds of suburbia, that she would leap up onto the counter the second the whirring of the can opener stopped and the sound of the food just hitting the plate began. Of course she would get the vast majority of the food on top of her head before it would slide off on to the plate. She did it time and time again. I realized that - just as she knew by instinct that she had to extend her claws in order to immobilize her prey - by reward and habit she had gained the cat thought that the food must slide off of her head in order for it to be there for her to eat. Of course it was a lie. But she was just a cat. How far have we, as human b

Pedobear!!
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Pedos
"A 22-year-old has been charged in federal court with transporting child pornography after authorities found more than half a million child pornographic images on his computer hard drive, according to a news release Friday from the U.S...." ____ I guess someone doesn't know where delete button is...

Pedophiles Like Spores Are Running Loose In Your Cupboard
Cake Mixes & Toxins- **PLEASE READ** Pass this on to ALL in your address book. You never know whose life you may save by doing so. For those of you at work, PLEASE remember to check your cupboards when you get home tonight!!! This is confirmed on Snopes http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/pancake.asp vv A student at HBHS (high school) had pancakes this week and it almost became fatal. His Mom (registered nurse) made him pancakes, dropped him off at school and headed to play tennis. She never takes her cell phone on the court but did this time and her son called to say he was having trouble breathing. She told him to go to the nurse immediately and proceeded to call school and alert the nurse. The nurse called the paramedics and they were there in 3 minutes and worked on the boy all the way to the hospital. He came so close to dying. Evidently this is more common then I ever knew. Check the expir

Pedophiles
I probably shouldn't be blogging while I'm shaken up and angry, but something I saw on here this morning really got to me. Normally things on the internet don't get to be. I just laugh it off and consider people are stupid. However, gross stupidity such as standing up for a convicted pedophile is too much for me to stomach. I try to keep my past in my past and I don't play the "I'm a victim" card because that just isn't me. There was a mumm posted about pedophiles on here. I came across it this morning and had to read some of the comments. The first comment I saw was from a female defending her best friend who is a pedophile. That set me off because in my experience, pedophiles don't change. Unless they are changing victims. This female went on to say how she wouldn't have a problem leaving her child with a pedophile. I sincerely hope she grows the fuck up and realizes the danger she would put her children in. Not everyone that is raped or a survivor of molestation has

Pedophile Mothers?
Now I’m not familiar the TV program Twilight but I understand there are underage male actors in it. With the hysteria around older men having sex with underage young people, ROFL Razzi has published a picture that says a 1000 or more words about moms. Check it out http://roflrazzi.com/2010/04/04/celebrity-pictures-twilight-moms-cheering-cops/ BlastFM is good for moms, dads or young adults. Great music 24/7 for your listening pleasure. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Pedos R Us
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m 23 You: f 7 Stranger: your skype aconnt You: what about it? Stranger: your name baby You: Erm, I am 7, not quite a baby :( You: babies are in kindergarden, I'm first grade Stranger: o sory You: accepted. Stranger: ok vedio col weth me my skype id dilbag.singh396 You: too much information You: why would I want your skype account? Stranger: ok your name and cuntry You: I'm Tiki, from Taiwan Stranger: tiki nice name

"pedro"
“Pedro” When I was a boy they walked up my street Ringing their bells in the moist summer heat All knew the meaning of the bell and it’s sound It meant that the knife sharpener was coming around All pulled a cart with a large stone wheel That they worked with a foot pedal to sharpen the steel Pedro was the same, with the very same kit But the difference lay in what he did with it A small Mexican man, with a smile that could beam And old golden teeth that would sparkle and gleam As he worked away pumping the pedal That sent the stone spinning to grind on the metal But Perdro’s wheel was not the same As the others in the sharpening game It looked far older, somehow out of place With strange carved symbols etched into it’s face Most didn’t notice and didn’t care They just paid him on the street right there And the wheel would spin and the sparks would fly And then old Pedro would say goodbye Then came the last full moon of the year And something gruesome

Pedro El Loco
The day I met him I was locked in for laughter! His humor is so uniquely his!! I don't visit with him as often as I would like, but he works too much! He is very cool and he makes cool little things for the people he befriends which makes them smile..so he perpetuates goodness. He is one of my very most special friends for many reasons...but the most important reason is he has never bullshitted me ever! One day I'd like to sit on the river bank and shoot the shit with him. Pedro El Loco@ fubar ♥

Pedro Doesn't Work Here Anymore
I've been making jokes that I'm soon to be fired. At least I hope they are jokes, really, I don't know. We have a new developer coming in on Monday, and I have joked that I have to build a new laptop for my replacement. Now as far as I know, he is not actually my replacement (hell it could be a she, but I don't know) What will make this even funnier is that I have put in for a vacation day on monday, though I haven't told anyone about it. So when the new person comes in... What makes it even funnier to me, I put in the vacation day because I have job interviews at a new place. Fingers crossed for me.

Pedro Supports Native Americans
Smokes are $10 a pack in New York. I remember when it used to be that only downtown, but thanks to taxes, it's the price you pay everywhere. What's a poor addict to do? Well in my case, I turn to the great pioneers of this country; Native Americans! Turns out, when you buy smokes on the res there are no taxes, so a carton is just under $50. Not only that, but gas was like twenty cents cheaper. God bless America! *Starts singing*

Pedro's Greatest Hits
originally posted 11/10/2010 Occasionally, I'll go back and look through some of my older postings and read them and let the golden memories radiate all over me. Wait, no that's some other fetish thing. My point here is that I have some good blogs, some you may have seen, some you may not have seen. What I am going to do here for you is post a list of some of my own personal favorites. Guys Rule! Beautiful New York Morning Pete does his part for NYC Tourism I Know How To Save A Life Embrace the Suck Numb is Dumb Dork, Dweeb, Geek, Nerd Sex and Thank You Smoking for the Children Yeti Dave Mac Elroy Variations Something Corporate Douche of the Day (Vegitarian) Two Things Contrary to Popular Opinion The Hamburger Jihad Freudian Spell Check & UPDATE: The Address Boob Gets Political. A two parter I'm a tobacco addicted satanist with a cat! The Three Brains of Pete pt. I The Most Serious Mother Fu#$ing Toothpaste On The Planet Ooooooooooooooo

Pedro Is Thankful
I am thankful. I am thankful for my family, the ones that support me, the ones that are there for me, even if we arent related by blood. I am thankful for having my health. Even if it's not perfect, for the most part I am doing well. I am thankful for having a good job, even in this economy, I have a good steady job with a nice paycheck. I am thankful for music, it takes what I am feeling and puts it in words, and uh, music. I am thankful for my sense of humor, life may kick me in the ass, but I can laugh about it. I am thankful for my brain, for being able to figure out just about anything I need to. I am thankful for alcohol for being able to shut off my brain from time to time. I am thankful for the sun on my face, the wind in my hair, and a full tank of gas. I am thankful for you, even if I don't say you by name, you know who you are. I am thankful.

Pedro's Peeved...
One of my Pete Peeves; Splitting the Check. Sure, we all go to lunch, and I get my half order because I really don't want the extra calories, and other people get a full order, oh and let me just add a side. Of course we need to cover for this guy because he's celebrating an event. Never mind the fact that I chipped in $25 for the gift for said event. So yeah, a $10 lunch cost me $25.

Pedro Orlando & Dawn...
Do You Live In The Orlando Area? If so, what can you tell me about it? Pitch me on why it's great to live there. Or conversely if you think it sucks and no one should ever live there, that's ok too. How are the bars? Are there concerts you'd like to see but they don't come to town and you have to drive all over the place to see them? What's gas prices like? Can you get 4G? How about 4H? I'm in a research phase, so uh, help me research.

Pedro Alvarez Tango Argention
This is a picture of the world, historical works, works of connotation is expressed through the world celebrity, and Dante's the divine comedy is a magnum opus human care, romance and stately, so the name. Oil painting "discussing the divine comedy with Dante" expression: China that play an important role in the world, China has a say in today's international big stage. Oil painting "Pedro Alvarez Tango Argention" reflects the Chinese artists of the ability of grand narrative, amazing. In modern times, in the face of strong western culture, the work is to fully demonstrate our nation should have confidence, they have to in the grand theme of the history and reality, let the Chinese into the western mainstream discourse form in the form of pride.British artist Alastair shunk argues that oil painting "discussing the divine comedy with Dante" reflects the contemporary Chinese artists to adapt to the tendency of western styles and themes. Dante led us to see, however, is deep "hell he

.peds.
so. messenger is being a cock. and i cant check my email either. lovely. way to go msn. fuckers. coffee and doritos. breakfast of champions! only cuz im out of cheetos. but cheetos are the devil. ever since i downloaded quicktime my computer has been a complete douchebag. makes me remember why i uninstalled it in the first place. the things we do for...stuff. ha. Monkey gets her stitches out today. that'll be fun. i hate going to the pediatrician. they're gonna gimme a hard time about immunizations. as they always do. why? cuz she dun have any. why? personal preference. why? cuz i dun think injecting someone with a little bit of a virus/disease is a smart idea. why? cuz well lets see. Meems n Raye got immunizations...and they were the sickest children ive ever had. well wait. no. Raye wasnt as sick as Meems was. cuz i waited til she was 2 to actually get them done. why? cuz Meems was always effin sick with somethin or other. Raye was decisively less sick than Meems. i h

Pee
WHY MEN STAND AND PEE JOKE God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should hav

Peeing Emergency
PEEING EMERGENCY Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!" That's nothing", said the other husband, "

The Peeing Accident
A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he’d lose a half hour of time. The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee off. He told the man that they were 30 floors up and that his piss would turn into vapor before it reached the bottom. So the guy decided to take his advice. Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it, allowing the peeing man to fall to his death! At the inquest an electrician who was working on the 27th floor was asked if he knew what happened. "Not really, but I think it had something to do with sex." The coroner said, "Sex, why do you think it had something to do with sex?" The electrician replied, "I saw the man falling with his cock in his hand scr

Peeing Emergency
PEEING EMERGENCY Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!" That's nothing", said the other husband,

Peeing Calvin
A collection of things that faux-Calvin stickers have never urinated upon. -The Magna Carta -A package of Peeps brand marshmallow ducks. -Another faux-Calvin urinating sticker. -Henry Kissinger -Tasteful, reasonably priced home furnishings. -The Cassini probe. -My clothing (that I am aware of) -Any of the members of Blue Oyster Cult.

Peeing...
Ever need to pee but not really feel like getting up to go to the bathroom, so you just hold it? That's kinda where I am right now. I have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom, plus I'm hungry and lunch is heating up in the microwave....so, I guess I'm just gonna hold it. Hmmmmm....OR....anyone know where I can get one of those NASA diapers?

Peeing In The Bushes
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,

Peeing!
Has anyone ever peed where you shouldn't. I am not talking about those emergency times..where you whip it out.. when your outside. I mean, have you ever slept walk..or was so tired you peed where you shouldn't. I was on here late lastnight..and seen my boy come down the steps. The bathroom is right near the corner I am in. Anyways.. he turns right..going into the kitchen. I was kinda curious about what he was doing so I got up and followed him. He went straight down into the basement. Hes kinda in a daze..looking around. Next thing i know hes whipping it out. This is my youngest.. 7yrs old. I rushed over.. directed him over to the drain in the floor..so it wasnt all over the place. It started out.. just going everywhere! Had a nice job of floor cleaning afterwards. LOL. When I was little.. like around his age.. my mom said I got up and went into this tiny little closet we had..and peed. Its just amazing what all you do when your asleep~

Peeing In The Bushes
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... 'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my yard backs up to the sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!' So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'' 'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck!' By the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well', says the littl

Pee In My Vag
My buddy Andrew is comin over to my work to chill with me (I work graveyard shift), and last time he did, he passed out in a lobby on a couch. Which almost resulted in his hand bein dipped in warm water. It turned out too hot, and he got scalded instead of peeing his pants. I have to come up with something for an old man to do (he is 49, so it cant be too severe)

Peeing Girl Washes Her Pussy
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Peejay Needs Help
*YES,ITS ME PEE JAY IT'S SLEEPY MONDAY SO WAKE US AND COME VISIT US! I AM WORKIN ON EARNING A HAPPY HOUR ( as you all know) AND I NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE CLICK ON THIS PICTURE,ADD/FAN/ & RATE MY VERY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE, THEN RATE AND COMMENT MY PICTURE. WE ALL GET POINTS FOR THIS AND WE GET TO MEET ALL KINDS OF NEW FUBAR FRIENDS. I NEED 100,000 COMMENTS IN A WEEK AND A HALF. ALL THE LOVE IS REPAID, AND WE ALL BENEFIT FROM THIS. SO PLEASE COME BY AND SHOW US THE LOVE! THANKS EVER SO MUCH AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY! PEE-JAY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar (repost of original by 'PEE-JAY~PROUD ARMY MOM~CLUB F.A.R.' on '2007-09-23 08:35:59') (repost of original by '*SEXYGIRLBLONDE*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*' on '2007-09-24 07:50:58') (repost of original by 'PEE-JAY~PROUD ARMY MOM~CLUB F.A.R.' on '2007-09-24 14:36:25')

Pee-jay Has The Best Friends.
Happy Friday. :D WOW. 17,000 comments to go. The contest closes soon, so please, if you have a minute drop by and leave Pee-Jay some love and a few comments. Even if its just during Happy Hour. I want to thank the people who have been there day in, and day out. xoxox WHILE YOU THERE, PLEASE ADD/FAN/ AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE. SHE ALWAYS REPAYS THE LOVE. THE LINK IS PROVIDED BELOW SO PLEASE STOP BY AND HELP A LITTLE? THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE PEE-JAY HERE IS THE LINK TO CLICK ON AND PLEASE REPOST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL BE GONE

Pee-jay!
How can I thank you? For the short time that I've known you, you've been there when I needed an ear to bend. You've been there to listen to my stupid jokes and even laughed at them. :D Although, I'll never know why, but you have. I thank you for being there these past few months and hopefully into the New Year. Anyone reading this, would you please visit this sweet lady and drop a bunch of love on her for me? She deserves it. :D "PEE-JAY= LT. FOR 2ND ALARM HOTTIES ,CLUB FAR & SISTERHOOD@ fubar

Pee-jay's Daughter Passed Away
I would ask for everyone To take One Minute of there Time and say a Prayer for a very Good friend. She lost her daughter on Friday Jan. 25th Due to A Post War Causality. Please Stop by and give her your Condolences.. Show Her The True Fubar Support.. Again We Ty.. PEE-JAY=CAPTAIN OF THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES!

Peek Info About Me
http://www.naughtypoll.com" style="color:3F0844;">NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you? over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had? 5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style? Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style? Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position? Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate? Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?

A Peek Into My Life
morning. fucking morning...i hate mornings. i crawl out of bed, stumble around for a bit, and find myself in the computer room. plopping down at my desk i type my usual good morning greeting to my special one. the girls are awake and hungry so i pull myself away and drag myself downstairs. i don't feel like cooking. cereal for everyone. i make several trips up and down the stairs...breakfast is ate, conversations come and go, and i can't seem to find my white tank top. conversations about being topless, extra hands, and saws ensue as i search the house. upon finding the tank i finish getting ready and dress the girls(in costume as my 3 year old demanded) so we can go out. first stop..kmart...yay. need baby socks and a curtain rod to replace the broken blind (i swear i didn't do it) finally found one, got a lacey curtain to go with it and we're out of there. next stop winco....more yay. regular grocery shopping, tons of fun, get everything and head out

A Peek At My Week
This has been a very very long week. I think I have processed almost all of the emotions I know. If not I don't want to go there. I have felt hurt, lost, confusion, pain, happiness, love, laughter and very deep depression. One of the things I learned from all of this is that i can and will survive most htings that are throwm at me. My mom is slowly, well maybe not so slowly getting worse by the day. This is my big fear. She is not supposed to be this bad at her age. Who says?..me of course. My friends in the f2f world are rapidly abandoning me. Why I have no idea other than the stuff I am going through scares them. If so jezz what asses and wimps. No matter what the reasoning is they are still assess and wimps for not having the balls to tell me what's up. Even those I love are sending me mixed messages most days. I wonder if their memories are as bad as mine and my mom's. All of the yeah I'll give you a call later and I will do this and that for you are not

Peek A Boooooooooo
Peeking In To Say Boo! Its Friday~Where the **** did my week go?~ ___#######______######___ __##########_##########__ _#######__!!!///_######### _#######__( ô ô )__#########_ _######_oo0-(_)0oo_########_ _ ######################__ ___####################___ ____##################____ ______###############_____ ________############_______ __________########___ ____________#####____ _____________###_ Love Jade~~ ~Stopping in to wish you a relaxing Friday, catch ya laters~

Peek A Boo
I just poked my head back in here to see what's going on... Hey everyone! I'm doing good, hanging in there. I spend so much time on the PC at work (12 hours) that when I get back to the room I don't really feel like sitting online any longer. At least that's my excuse... It's been a bit chilly here, in the 50's during the day. I know it's not that cold but it's cold enough in the desert. I finished up my Fall semester with an "A" and a "C"... I'm just glad I passed that class.. statistics... kinda hard to learn with only a book. I'm here for the holidays since I just started with this company in September, I don't have much vacation time yet. I'm trying to get a friend to go with me in March but that might not work out but we'll try again later. I haven't seen him in soon to be 8 freaking years... How can so much time have passed? It was just the other day? Man I'm getting old. So....... :P Oh yeah, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to everyone!

Peeking Into Other's Bedrooms.....
Discussing sexual ideations and differences....monogamy, polyamorous, adventures, deviances, etc etc etc....American adults have varying differences in sexual behavior....how adventureous or boring are you? 1. Paid for sex? 2. Faked an orgasm? 3. Discussed fantasies with your partner? 4. Sex on a first date? 5. 3-somes? 6. Sex at work? 7. Cheated on your partner? 8. Sex with a member of the same sex? 9. Public sex? 10. A combo of the above....do tell which ones

A Peek Into My World
MY DILEMA I walk in dark mists of despairSilence whispers of doomFlickers of hope flitter byAlways out of reachMy hands grasp for themFinding only empty airI wonder where is the lightMy feet are leadMy lungs burn for airNot tainted with doomA shinning presence callsForward I search for its voiceSearching never findingI feel him nearbyBlinded I can not see himWeary beyond expressionI cannot reach himFilthy with smoky darkneessI am ashamed to be in his presenceBathed in warm lightI am blind and coldWrapped in his loveI find no comfortSeemingly forever

Peek-a-boo
Peek-A-Boo You run in and out Of my simple life, As though it were a game, A child’s sport, A sort of forest where You can dart among the trees. Now I see you, Now I don’t. Perhaps you will, Perhaps you won’t. The phone lies still, It means your happy somewhere else. The phone then comes alive again, It means your tired of the world of men. You come, You go, You flit, You fly, You run into my arms, You lie, You disappear. And then I see you, Standing there, Playing Peek-A-Boo behind a tree. Oh No. No More This time I score.

Peel
I love going out and dressing up. Makeup and hair. brushing and blowing. gotta make sure my eyebrows are done. Do my earrings match my necklace? Watch or bracelet? I love creaking open my medicine cabinet and picking out the perfume to match my mood. Perfume is like my topping. I just frost it on. a bittle...not TOO much. I love walking out of the house all done up, all fresh all purty. But I love coming home more. As I walk through the front door, my dogs greet me. Their tags clinking and clanging. Tails wagging...so happy to see me. They act as If i have been gone days instead of mere hours. My purse is thunked down on the table to my left. And as I walk down my hallway...my hands are busy. My fingers fly. OFF comes the shirt. OFF comes my bra. My skirt is yanked down and I walk out of it. I leave it lie there as I fling off my left shoe...and then my right. My hair is scraped back and pinned up and I automatically search the drawer for my com

Peel It Back
Peel It Back by LateNiteFantasy© Life is but a shadow without the lust of light, And the skin becomes as a brittle shell, Peel it back and let the shadows out, Let the light within, Peel back your skin, What you have inside you is brighter than the brightest star, How could I not see it? I do, Peel back your skin, It's just skin, My hands are dancers and here to entertain, See their every movement as a tribute to your flesh, My lips are but courtiers plying you with poetry, Feel their every caress as proof of my lust, And this skin you hide inside is just a house for who you are, Peel it back, Peel back your skin, Let me touch and taste and tantalize, For these are the things I do, The things I do well, Let me know you in the way that I have learned to know, See here the truth I find, See here the stories I know, Peel back your skin, I will strip it off and away, Be vulnerable to me, For to wound you is nothing, To know you is everything, And this is

Peeling Back The Layers
Peeling back the layers with all faults exposed. Memories of past regret lay raped from constant thought, scars are the souls decor lining the walls so sweetly with bitterness of before, some ripped open, others slowly healing....the deeper ones lay quite, not speaking the warnings of what is to come. A vision dies by the hands of fate.... Tears of anger stream down the face of the lover, burning the soft flesh. Silent sorrow poured into the pillows at night while the other slumbers so deeply beside, never knowing the pain that is released from his own oblivion. Teasing with the softest of touches he brings the pleasure to surface, a touch of heaven too soon torn away only to leave the lover alone once again. Careless words are spoken that shred the spirit and deadens the heart, the mind poisoned with hurt and anger slowly builds the scar covered walls, mind racing trying to catch the heart before it falls so deeply into the abyss of lies and false hopes. Begging for

Pee Nice
Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Peens
Today I will: change the sink faucet at 9.5 months pregnant work a full time job running a coffee company raise a 13 year old live on 3 hours of sleep clean up the trail of shit you left behind make the bed go grocery shopping make dinner put the strollers away clean out the garage move all the tools you have left all over the house move a dresser tidy up before maids come... oh and to top it all off GROW YOUR DEMON SPAWN Thank you for your help ME THE 9.5 MONTH FETUS CARRIER PS THIS IS A FUCK YOU JEFF NOTE THAT I NEEDED TO GET OFF MY CHEST THAT IS ALL

Peen Perving
so like let me set this straight... before I came here I was an ANGEL just so ya'll know............ you have been a very big influence on my giggles & I just can't help myself anymore..... God damn perv peening hoars! I (heart thingy) ya all! ITs ALLA your fault YES YOURS & YOURS & yes even YOURS!!!!! keep on keeping on I so love the laughs! and as always peace baby

The Peen Contest!!
LADIES AND GUYS, THERE IS NOW A PEEN FOLDER UP ON MY PAGE. ALL PICS ADDED TO THIS FOLDER { http://fubar.com/peeeen/album-7356788-2590573 } GO UP FOR BEST PEEN CONTEST. THE WINNER OF THE BEST PEEN AWARD GETS BLINGED!! ONE OF THE NICE ABILITY BLINGS!! TO ENTER THE CONTEST, HIT UP MY SKYPE OR SHOUTBOX!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!! WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AND AWARDED ON NEW YEAR'S DAY. THE LOVELY LADIES OF OGAH WILL BE THE JUDGES. I WILL NOT BE JUDGING THE CONTEST. IT IS ANONYMOUS. IF YOU TELL PEOPLE WHICH PIC IS YOURS, YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. The rules for the pics Pics should be fully nude of preferably just the crotch area. No showing of the face. Should not be edited or added on to. Should show the full cock. A little ball action never hurt anyone. The pic MUST be of YOUR cock. Either you can link me to the pic of your choosing, link me to a folder for me to choose a pic, or if you happen to be one of the few who have my skype you can skype me a pic.

Peeps
If you ask people why they do the things they do in life, they will give you sensible sounding reasons which seem to explain their decisions. We like to believe that we exercise sound judgement, especially in the important decisions of our lives. I think that this is rarely true. I think that standard operating procedure for human decision making is to do what feels right to you at the time, and then to give logical sounding justifications for what you were already going to do anyway, whether you had justifications or not. So, if you are pregnant, and want to get an abortion, you will be able to give any number of reasonable sounding explanations why this is the right decision. You're not ready to be a parent, or you need to finish your education or get to a better point in your career, or you don't have enough money, etc. If instead you want to keep the baby, you will explain how even though you will have some extra difficulties due to the lack of money or whatever, yo

The Peeping Tom-ette
She looked at the clock on the wall in the kitchen and soon was headed upstairs to her room. Turning off the lights, she ran to the window and slowly peeked through the blinds. What she was looking at was a swimming pool, but that wasn’t what she was aiming to see that evening, it was who was going to be at the pool that she wanted to see. And there he came, wearing nothing more than a blue towel around his waist. His back was towards her so he never noticed her gazing eyes as he took off the towel to reveal nothing underneath. Her heart started to skip a beat when he dove into the pool. Sometimes she wished that she was the water in that pool and when he did dive in, she would feel every part of his body as he rippled through her. It made her shiver every time she thought about, it sending her mind racing. He would do this every single night at around 9 o clock and would swim for about ten minutes or so, and then by her surprise would masturbate in the lounge chair.

Peepz That Already Recived A Big Pimpin Gift At Englas Gift Giveaway !!
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Peep Wrote This To Me Yrs Ago!!!
Looks like another b-day your tuning thirty one. You'll be just a little cuter, before the day is done. Let's have a little drive, cause every day that I'M with u i know that i'm alive. Perhaps you have a craving for afternoon delight, You've allways looked so sexy, No need to wait till night! Your just a little better, And just a little mine. Could O take you to a movie? Could I take you for a walk? Or perhaps you'd rather talk?? In town for baubbles, A midnightrendouzous, I'm never be so busy, I can't spend some time with you.. I hope your day is special, I also hope you see that ever;yones aq holiday When I have you here with me!!! Luv, Rooster...

Peeping On Stephanie (circa 2001)
This apartment life was not what he'd hoped for. First of all, although his apartment was on the end of the complex, it's "view" was terrible. He'd rationalized it as privacy...no one could see when he took his "RealDoll" out of her closet." He'd been divorced now for almost a year, and he still hadn't gotten laid. He smiled as he thought about all the near misses, and then sat back onto the sofa as he thought about his next door neighbor. Stephanie was an older widower. Well....older was a relative term....she was 45, but she looked like she was in her early 30's. She was a perfect lady in public....no one but her lovers and her next door neighbor (Ken) would know that she was such an insatiable wench in private. Ken unzipped his pants and began stroking his slowly growing shaft as he recalled the first time he had heard her cries coming through the floor vent. Her tone of sweetness was gone as she ordered her lover to fuck her fuck her fuck fuck fuck fuck her. Smiling broadly now, h

Peepout My Boys
Contest ladies art you ready for that showin what god bless you wit. If you want to enter this contest your pic much be a head shot and not show any nsfw in it that could get it marked. This contest will run for 7 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking entries starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest. The contest will begin Sept 26th at 5 pm pst. The contest will start as soon as I get at least 10 people. I will announce the start of the contest 24 hours in advance

The Peeper!
sam had moved into his house and had finished unpacking the bedroom stuff up stairs in his room, he had shut the drawer and glanced out the window catching a very voluptuous brunette undressing in her room, she had forgotten to close her curtains, thinkin it was anicve sunny day mayhaps she wante some sunlight in her house. he had pulled up a chair from his desk and grabbed his binoculars and started to watch her..his herart poundeed as he did notice she was shaved but her pink pussy was bright and quite nice! he wiped the his firehead from the sweat he was having burning his eyes..and grabbed his beer and took a sip...the girl had closed her curtains just barely enough to see what she was doing, he tried t o zoom in more but the range on these pair were limited but he did his best....he gasped as he saw her masturbating with her finger....both front and back...he could see the gasps she was making and she collapsed on her bed..her legs spread...she was still going strong...damn! she

Peeping Tom...oh Lord, Lmao
PEEPING TOM "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said George. "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" replied his friend. "No, that's not what made her the maddest," the husband chuckled. "It's not?" asked the friend. "No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains!"

Peep Show At The Dollar Store
Peep Show at the Dollar General (A.k.a Pam’s Boobs) This event in my life happened somewhere in 1998 to 2oo1 one of the four years I worked for Dollar General. I can’t remember the exacted year. However, this is a true event that happened in my life. The day started out just like any other day going to work at Dollar General in Milford, Ohio. First let me tell you a little about Pam. She was my boss about five foot, short blond hair late 40’s early 50’s nice big boobs perfectly round and not sagging. Not a bad looking woman for her age. I was in my late twenties early thirties and married. In fact, my wife worked there as a cashier and Pam’s assent manger. That day I was stocking the store working out stuff from the back room and helping customers found what they need? My wife was working the cash register. Pam was in her office in the back doing paper work. I start bringing out sweats shirts and sweats pants folding them putting on the table for sale. When Pam

Peeps To Level!
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Peeps
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Peep Show
'Til the sun comes up, every night (c'mon) We party and we party 'til daylight We be getting it in, c'mon we're getting it in A little Hennessy, a little juice and Gin It's not a fantasy (nah) it's not pretend We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it again 'Til the sun comes up, every night We party and we party 'til daylight I shouldn't have to tell you shorty you should know I'm really really getting into your freak show You give me a little baby then I want more O.D.B. said it, "I like it raw!" Exotic erotic we're moving on the floor Enough to make a nigga lose control I'm down to go wherever you wanna go You got a man, I keep it on the low I do my thing you know I miss my dough I got a few stacks me and you could blow We headed to the hotel after the show I know how to romance you be my private dancer On your mark, get set girl now here we go Racing off to see your peep show It turn me on to see you on the floor When you're breaking it down

Peep!
I’ve got baby chickens! Cheeps! Baby peeps! eep eeeeep! Weeks ago, my eldest niece and I fawned over day-old chicks at Tractor Supply Company. Reverting to adolescence, I pleaded with my mother. “Mom, can we get chickens?” My niece joined in. “Grandma, please?! Just one?! I’ll let it sleep in my bed!” My niece, as you might infer, has never been around chickens. I had chickens when I was young. Or, rather, my mother had chickens when I was young, and I was tasked with taking care of them. I have fond memories of petting a very sweet brown hen, thinking my attention would make her lay more eggs. I have less fond memories of being attacked by a loud, vicious rooster. (My mother tells me that the chickens gave me lice, but I seem to have mostly blocked this out of my memory. I vaguely recall a traumatic period when my teddy bear, Rusty, had to be washed and imprisoned in a plastic bag for a period of time. I guess this was the lice inc

The Peephole(work In Progress
The PeepHole I am going to die soon. I want to come clean I need to tell someone what I did. Even if no one finds this I need to at lease make some kind of try. My name is not important because I learn my life was never was. The ghosts of my past, of my wife and daughter hunts me. I abandoned them the both of them and I never looked back. This is that story the story of the two people who didn’t need to die.We were at home eating our supper in front of the TV like we have for a week now ever since the news came public with the outbreak. It started in the ghettos of the city no one really cared that bums and hookers came up missing or dead, who would? All and all I didn’t believe the outbreak story anyways I just thought it was some kind of rich vs. poor kind of thing a class riot and being mid class I had no place in this and I didn’t care. How foolish I was that’s me the guy who waits to late. I seen my first murder when I was at the office me and my bes

Peephouse Construction
I worked on the peephouse interior today, and I installed two of the four bookshelves. Just two more to go until the feathered ladies have a peep-sized library. Then I need to finish installing the insulation and put up the interior siding. Oh, and install a window, and chicken-wire everything. I suppose I have a ways to go before the peeps will be in their new home. Until then, the Olay Regenerist box in the garage will keep them safe and wrinkle-free.After a rigorous hour or two of construction work this morning, I sunbathed for an hour. Or, I read a bit of Ulysses and masturbated topless in the sun, however you like to put it. In an unrelated matter, I cannot decide whether to call the peep's outdoor dwelling a patio or a sunroom. If you have other suggestions, please do not hesitate to share them. Just don't let them be stupid suggestions. TYIA.

Peep Show
OOOooHHhh Lalalala!!! It's a peep show and you're invited! Metal Baby is in an auction and her pic needs rates ASAP PLEASE!! NO COMMENTS NEEDED! JUST A RATE! THANKS!! SEE COMMENT AREA FOR PIC LINK AND AGAIN TY! AUCTION ENDS APRIL 4TH, IF YOU DON'T CARE TO BID THAT'S FINE BUT PLEASE RATE THE PIC SO METALBABY CAN HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A GIFT FROM THE HOSTESS OF THE AUCTION. PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES AT THE END WINS THE GIFT! PLEASE RATE! TY!

Peeps Blocking Me
I had 2 selfish bitches block me tonight 1 from my aqaintence mum the other because she said i was cruel an mean.Ms Naughty,I don't have 1 ounce of selfishness in me.Most of my friends in real life I have had over 10 yrs.Most are fishing an hunting buddies most of my ex's are still friends with me as well.I Show Kindness daily I go out of my way helping the unfortunate in real life.Changing Tires for stranded motorists in blizzards,The list is long the good things I have done.I've taken strangers in off the street to feed them,let them shower donate clothes etc.I go out of my way to help others. I admit I am a bit bitter these days,but that stems from my current GF's inability to sexually satisfy me. I exspect to much from online friends,I show Kindness Daily with morphs for the Fortunate ones I concider a friend.Most on fubar are selfish inconciderate a holes.Not sure if u all are like this because u have money to waste foolishly,an I don't or what. Do what u must Block Me or whate

Peeps That Think Its Ok To Come In To A Room And Talk Shit
I had this guy come in my lounge last night and start swearing at my members for droping a link to the room in his SB. So in turn i had a friend and me go to his room block all his staff and then post all kinds of dumb shit in it. the best part is when u block all staff they cant ban u with out a bouncer or remote ban so we fucked his shit up for like 30 mins. he then went and rated on us to the bouncers cuz he is a lil punk ass bitch and cant take what he dishies out FUCK HIM

Peering Into The Heart Of A Black Hole
Quantum mechanics might be capable of stripping bare a black hole to reveal the mysterious and unseeable 'singularity' that exists at its heart, say George Matsas and André da Silva of the São Paulo State University in Brazil. It has long been suspected that these singularities "where the known laws of physics break down" are always decorously veiled behind the 'event horizon', a boundary beyond which light cannot escape from the fearsome gravitational pull of a black hole. Theoretically, nothing within an event horizon can ever be perceived or investigated by an outside observer, because no light can escape. So the singularities remain insulated from the rest of the Universe. This amounts to what in 1969 physicist Roger Penrose called 'cosmic censorship', whereby the laws of physics conspire to save us from having to gaze on the unthinkable. According to Einstein's general theory of relativity, in the middle of a black hole, its mass collapses in on itself to form an infinitely small,

Peer Deeply!!!
Peer deeply, See clearly, The escalation, Of this endless occupation, Has got to end, Bring our troops home before we attack Iran, Syria, North Korea, Who knows whos next, Its a shame our soldiers having to buy their own bulletproof vests, It started in summer 2001, The prodigal son, Led us astray, That tragic Sept day, Startin wars of aggression with our sons and daughters, Sent to be slaughtered and to slaughter, Those who disagree, With our corporate power neverending greed, republicans, democrats its time for u to go, See we the people are taking control of our lands, Making true attempts at peace with our fellow man, No wmds have ever been found, Where did we saddam, In a fuckin hole in the ground, So evil and feared was he, We were

Peer Pressure!
What color eyes do you have? Doodoo brown How tall are you? 5'5'' Right handed or left?Right Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, English (maybe Scottish?), Yugoslavian (whatever fucking country it is now..Croatia? or something) Your job:Mom Do you like your job? some days LOL Any tattoos/piercings?10 piercings, tattoos soon to come What underwear are you wearing right now? Bikinis What shoes did you wear today?Barefoot Do you play video games? Yes Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes Have you ever had your own heart broken? Yes Favorite car:the new Dodge Challengers are niiiice and the Pontiac G8s are niiiice too Favorite animal: Cheetahs Favorite soda:mt dew Favorite underwear: Boy shorts or hipsters Favorite music: Metal, rock, rap, hip hop, r&b, pop, country, classical, olides Ever feel like

Peer Deeply
Peer deeply, See clearly, The escalation, Of this endless occupation, Has got to end, Bring our troops home before we attack Iran, Syria, North Korea, Who knows whos next, Its a shame our soldiers having to buy their own bulletproof vests, It started in summer 2001, The prodigal son, Led us astray, That tragic Sept day, Startin wars of aggression with our sons and daughters, Sent to be slaughtered and to slaughter, Those who disagree, With our corporate power neverending greed, republicans, democrats its time for u to go, See we the people are taking control of our lands, Making true attempts at peace with our fellow man, No wmds have ever been found, Where did we saddam, In a fuckin hole in the ground, So evil and feared was he, We were led to believe, By the fox propaganda machine, Secretary of defense in gulf war 1, Dick Cheney, returns with jr for another go round, This time though he wont fail, Constructing permanent bases we got an empire to build, Ha

Pee Stamina
THIS IS THE SAME DAY AS EVERY DAY TOTALLY INOCUOUS IN EVERY WAY FADING IN AND OUT BLURRING THE LINES FORGETTING TO FORGET TIME AFTER TIME I DONT KNOW HOW I CAME HERE OR IF I CAN GET OUT I WALK AROUND SILENTLY SCREAMING AND NO SOUND EVER COMES OUT THISWORLD IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE I CANNOT FACE IT ANYMORE MY EYES ARE BURNED OUT FROM MY TEARS MY SOUL IS WEARY OF THE FEARS SO THIS I SPEAK INTO THE WIND ITS TIME FOR THE END OF LIFE TO BEGIN THE WORLD IS POISONED AND LEFT FOR DEAD AND THERES NO PEACE WITHIN MY HEAD

*pees Pants*
I have read this so many times but it still has the same effect. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:(Frank Judge #3)Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...Judge # 1 --! A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Sl

Pee Test's
Pee Test: Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck.. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass on if you agree

Pee Test
I am a member of the United States Military, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the U.S.A. would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check.

Pee Tests
SO, i peed on this little pee test thing... and there were two lines... although one was really faint... but it was soooo there... So, I'm making an OB doc appt. I'm getting excited... i'm a little confused, and unsure how to feel... this is pretty weird... I mean, I wasn't planning a baby so soon, and I'm not sure how to take all of this, but in a lot of ways I'm also really really excited!! And so is Adam... which is good. I'm glad he is. :) That means a lot to me... that he's happy about this too... so, i guess now we're going to be a lot more attached... But keep us (me adam and baby) in your prayers.... I've had a lot of rough GYNO shit going on, and my doc said i need to take it easy, because the risk of miscarriage is pretty high. But, the lord has placed in miracle in our lives for some reason... we just need to take it day by day from here.... It's going to be an adventure... now to decide on baby names... where to start!! lol

Peeves
1) people that don't say "could you", or "please" (ordering instead of asking) I go out of my way not to comply, even at work. I guess their parents should've taught them better 2) People that speak too loudly. That really annoys me, esp since they tend to be stupid 3) People that are too outgoing. They are usually either selfish, or backstabbers 4) People that interrupt 5) People that think doing stupid shit is cool. No, its not. Its stupid...

Peeve
Ok, so I'm just going to take a moment to gripe about something. Bleh, I hate doing it, but I have to get this off my chest. So our office uses Office 2007, the whole campus does. It's an educational insitiution, it makes no sense to use Office 2003 when you are trying to train people to be up with the times. Most of the world, however, uses Office 2003 because it's kinda expensive to upgrade. I get that, had I not had the connections I do, I'd be using Office 2003 on my own personal computers. Now, I'm not quite sure if you are aware of this, but Office 2003 cannot open Office 2007 documents natively. Notice that word, natively, it's italicied because Microsoft, in their genuine goodness, and understanding that everyone can't afford to upgrade relased a FUCKING FREE UPDATE TO 2003 TO OPEN THE GOD FUCKING DAMN DOCUMENTS YOU PIECES OF SHIT. Stop bitching to me that you can't open my shit and I need to save it as an Office 2003 document. YOU FUCKING UPGRADE YOUR SHIT. IT'S FREE YOU DO

Peeves.
Peeves, not pervs. Although, there are plenty of pervs going around. Present company *waves at otherwise empty room* not excluded. Pet peeves, to be exact. Wikipedia defines them as a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it. I don't know what my deal is lately, but my formerly limited list of shortsighted chagrins has expanded enough for me to.. well, enough for me to start writing about them. I can be almost as assuredly annoyed as I can be easily amused. In one breath, I'll laugh at a dog hanging out a car window with its ears flapping in the wind, and, in the next, you might hear me scream obscenities at the driver in front of me that probably couldn't use a turn signal if his life depended on it. On a freeway full of multi-ton combinations of steel and flammable liquids operating at high velocities, you'd think it would depend on it, right? Things that I used to find bothersome, like someon

Peewee
On July 26, 1991, Ruebens was arrested for masturbating in a triple X-rated theater in Sarasota, Florida. He was arrested again on November 16, 2001 after his Hollywood Hills home was searched and the police found over 30,000 pieces of erotica, some depicting children under the age of 18. Reubans was charged with a misdemeanor and in March 2004, he pleaded guilty to a single count of possessing obscene material. ------------------------------------------------- one thing i dont understand about the first charge was that was a porno theater how in the hell are you just going to watch with out jacking off i mean they was made just for that so why was he charge

Peeyah
I just wanted you to know that we loved the way you smile the way you mad the family mad but now that your gone we're broken you've gone away and we don't feel you here anymore there was so much for you to learn and im broken cuz im not strong enough to know that you've gone away but people say your in heaven now but i dont buy that cuz how can god take away someone this family loves all we wanted was to keep you safe and he snatch you from us and now we dont feel you here anymore we just wanted to steel your pain and now were lonesome that your gone away cant feel you here anymore they say that the worst is over now but i don't buy that cuz im broken when im open to the word theres not much ican say i wanted to write something poetic for you but i cant all i can say is that we love you and always will ... love your family

The Pefect Dance
I miss your voice against my ear As we danced slowly across Silver floors Swaying lightly together As you spoke evenly In tones meant to melt I miss your hand at my back As you pulled me in close Guiding me through Loves perfect song I miss the passion That burned in your eyes As you peered into my soul I miss your lips upon my skin As you ushered me Into the sweetest bliss I miss the beautiful promises That flowed through the still air Keeping time with the beating Of our pounding hearts I miss the perfect dance But alas The music stopped ~Amy~

The Pefect Man In My Dreams
I dream of the perfect man The one that will makes me smile in my dreams The one that will tell me "Your life is better now that you got me" The one that catch me when I fall The one that sings to me when Music can't makes me feel better when I'm down The one that brings breakfast to me In bed When the morning shine glances through the window The one that listens to every word I say Even thou it carries no meaning at times The one that watches me sleep and tell himself that He is the luckiest man alive To be by my side The perfect man in my dreams

Pegasus Parade
The parade, first held in 1956, is the Derby Festival’s oldest and founding event. It began on a budget of $640 and now provides an impact in excess of $14 million to the local economy. In 2007, the parade attracted a crowd estimated at 150,000 spectators along Broadway despite rainy and misty weather conditions. Mickey Mouse, in his role as The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, served as the Grand Marshal of the parade. Mickey appeared courtesy of The Walt Disney Company and Radio Disney AM680 in keeping with the event’s theme – “Wonders, Wizards and Wands.” Renowned magician and Louisville native Mac King served as the parade’s “Grand Magician.” Making his appearance in the 1940’s feature film Fantasia, Mickey stars as the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, perhaps his most famous role. The Walt Disney Production features Mickey as an aspiring magician who oversteps his limits when he borrows his mentor's forbidden magic hat and enchants a broomstick to do his work for him. Mac King has followe

The Pegasus Project Terms Of Commitment
1. All Prospects (applicants) must have a Verified Salute. No exceptions 2. All Prospects must have a minimum of five (5) pictures of themselves. 3. Sfw picture folders of yourself should be open for Council voting on your application to verify your picture count reaches the requirements. Council will not enter folders that are marked for specific individuals or groups. 4. If you should be accepted, you will have seven (7) days to add ~The Pegasus Project~ to your profile name/nickname. 5. The Pegasus Project Home Page must be added to your top family (in the top seven (7) please). Council Members (those in the Pegasus Project home page family) must be added to your Friends list. Family is optional. 6. ALL members of The Pegasus Project MUST be Fanned, Added and Rated. You can find all members at this Blog http://fubar.com/blog/257555/924452 7. You are obligated to repost any Bulletins issued by The Pegasus Project while online. 8. You are encouraged as a member to

Pegasus Project Members
Updated March 21, 2009 CouncilWild Horse~fubars 3rd Lost Soul~~The Pegasus Project~SUNNY BagaDonutz™~The Pegasus Project Council Member~~Bella ~Pegasus Project member Council~MzChelle~~Pegasus Project CouncilTeam One Leader♥PreciousPinkPearl♥SheSmilesInTheDarkness~Cherrybomb™~P77sam~~B1tch™~~VODKAGURL*Denverangel68*Sunshine loves Popeye the Sailor~ broken ~Team Two Leader~Deutsche Prinzessin~Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ SuGa HoOKer♡*~NunyaB~*

Pegasus Project Treasure Hunt - Day Two
The Pegasus Project12 Days of Christmas, Treasure HuntMembers Only Contest On the second day of Christmas, my True Love gave to Me...Yesterday my partridge in a pear tree was returned after that darn Grinch took it! NOW he's done it once again. Today my True Love gave me 2 turtle doves and another partridge in a pear tree. Well, the Grinch took my Doves!!!Daily clues released at RANDOM TIMES, December 12th-23rdNobody knows exactly WHEN the clues and daily pic will be posted each day... So WATCH for the Status Change on "The Pegasus Project" homepageOnce you see the homepage status change telling you that the daily posts are upSTART SEARCHING FOR THE PIC OF THE DAY!!!Search for daily clues that will be posted on a scroll like this oneThe daily prize to be awarded to the first person who finds the OFFICIAL CONTEST COMMENT PIC OF THE DAY(one contest pic posted per day) The contest "Comment" pictures will be signified by the Official Pegasus Stamp added to each of the contest pics. Whe

Pegasus Project January Birthdays!
Wishing a very Happy Birthday to SxyAnn January 16th Sprite-N-Sassy January 16th Other Pegasus Birthdays this Month are... Suga Hooker January 8th MzB January 9th CaraBella January 29th Stop by and show these lovely ladies LOTS of LOVE This bully brought to you by The Pegasus Project (repost of original by 'The Pegasus Project' on '2009-01-16 10:43:30')

Pegasus; Team Hera Pimpout
This is Team Hera of the Pegasus Project.... Please make sure to show each one some Fubar love and Team Hera Members please make sure to show one another some family love! Also, please don't forget to stop by our Pegasus Project Homepage, the link is at the bottom... PEGASUS PROJECT TEAM HERA MEMBERS TEAM LEADER ~Firerose~PegasusProjectTeam4Leader~RR Crew~Manager@"WOT~@ fubar ASST. TEAM LEADER †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~@ fubar ****************MEMBERS OF TEAM Team Hera***************** Tequila Rayne@ fubar Celticrose ~ The Pegasus Project ~No blank friend request accepted@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~Fu Angel~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~The Pegasus Project~*~@ fubar terbear2545***OWNED by Got Ink ***~The Pegasus Project~ RR CREW***LDC***@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ

The Pegasus Project Mystical Fu's Of The Week
The Pegasus Project MYSTICAL FU'S OF THE WEEK Please show each Lady of our Mystical Family some Mystical Fu-Love!!! Just click their special tag below to go to their profile. ~Tulsa's Angel~ and carolina yankee ~ The Pegasus Project ~ Shadow Leveler ~ This is a great way of showing some Fu-Love this week and making them feel special each day! Show love by commenting, rating, or gifts.... Whatever you chose let these great ladies know they mean a lot to you! This bully brought to you by ~Team Four Leaders~ and ~Pegasus Project Homepage~ (repost of original by '†FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~' on '2009-03-16 19:29:15')

Pegasus Project Cherrybomb
Cherrybombing Cheat SheetTime for Dove Goddess to return the Love to those who helped in making it to Prophet, or those who have Cherrybombed my pics. Below are links that will open a new screen directly in the Cherrybombing Album...(All links now go directly to albums of at least 250 pics)So the next time you have a CHERRYBOMB Bling to burn off in only an Hour... use this list to make it easier and more productive. (Make sure to bookmark my blog version of this list for future use.)Dove GoddessWild HorseThe Pegasus ProjectHome PageAnnaMuerte Bella NoirDawn FuStalkerCherrybomb

Peggy
It seems if you speak out and disagree with Baby J in any way, they shut you up. I read a bulletin today, this is the link, http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=4082606265 and commented something Baby J obviously did not like. The bulletin poster, Paris, as wellas I have been gagged. No commenting privelages on pics, profiles, bulletins. SHe still, for the time being, has the ability to post a bulletin. I tried and have even been blocked from doing that. I would appreciate if someone or a few someone's on my friend's list would cut and copy this entire blog and post it in a bulletin for me entitled PARIS YOU ARE NOT ALONE (REPOST) and someone make it sticky so it will stick around for 24 hours. I pay for VIC on here. Most people don't. SO obviously our money is of no use to Baby J. I guess he figures one person's money is no big deal. I guess freedom of speech is alive and well until you say something that rubs Baby J the wrong way. We are all suppose to be grown ups but yet i

Peggle And Ribeyes
What a freaking addicting game... given how it is just pachinko on steroids. Enough... quiting now. Time to go to the store and get fixins for BBQ this afternoon. Ribeye steaks, white corn, garlic/cheese bread, strawberry shortcake. Gonna make a few killer steaks... marinated only in Dave's insanity sauce. Five bites and you're done... hey, sounds like a good weight loss program. Mark

Peggy Sues Contest
I know that I have been asking for your guys help a lot lately. I have a lot of friends that are in contest. Peggy Sue is in a tattoo contest and could your love and support. Please drop by and drop her some comments. All you have to do is click on the picture below and it will take you right to her picture. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Peggy Offline Now
ALL FU*BOMBERS TAKE NOTE.... 6 tornados tore thru the town where Peggy lives ripping out lines and causing great damage. Peggy and Jeremy are fine but a little scared. She has NO INTERNET and will be offline until this can be corrected. We just spoke by cell phone and she's OK. I will be handling whatever needs to be handled until she's back online. I do not have access to the Family Page so don't expect any new bulletins there. ALL NEW BLOGS AND POSTS WILL BE ON MY PAGE TEMPORARILY...so keep an eye on TEE'S page instead of FU*BOMBER page. Tee

Peggy Is Safe
I talked with Peggy again a few minutes ago. Everyone is still safe and sound. She just got her power restored finally but is still without internet. Others are still are without power and they are hoping to have power totally restored by Tuesday. Peggy is looking forward to getting back on line and hopefully it may be tomorrow or Monday. She sends her love and best wishes and thanks to all for your concern. Again, if you need anything let me know.

Peggy Update-tuesday
Just got off the phone with Peggy again and she said to tell everyone she is going nuts without her internet..LMAO.. All storm damage has been cleared as of yesterday... all power has been restored, but the Internet Provider just started reconnecting internet service yesterday... no estimated time of restoral. She says that the bad thing is that the WHOLE TOWN is out of service... she can't go to the library or a friends house to log on... NOBODY has internet... and that includes banks and atms and all that other stuff.... She can't wait to get back and sends her love. Keep up the great work....

Peglegs..i Need Your Help..lol
RIGHT!, heres the fucking deal, i've only gone and got meself a swanky fanfuckingtabulous new false leg (i dont need it, i just like to look fucking funky) well this ones the fucking business cause its got an inflatable foot woohoo!!, anyway i'm fucking lumbered with a pile of size 10 left shoes, (if i'm brutally fucking honest, it never looked quite right cause me real foots a size fucking 4) so i'm sticking the bustards on e-bay, i'm willing to swap a brown jesus sandal for one of these wooky looking fucking things here, the size does'nt matter (like i said...blow up toes woohoo!!) i'm fucking relying on you lot to get all ya legless mates to boost me funds here so get the cunts told to start bidding........bloody now that means ok!!!!!!!!!!!

Peg Leg
a convo in my sb with my bestie Bestie: my foot hurts cut it off Me: ok cmere Bestie: *plants foot in front of ya* Me: *kisses it better and smiles* Bestie: cut it :P Me: No :P Bestie: dont really need a foot and i could make a peg leg work Me: chicks love scars youd pull heaps of chicks with a peg leg Bestie: they dig the wood

Pei
You Know You're an Islander When... 1) You know that the Red Bridge used to be Green 2) A line of 10 cars or more is referred to as "boat traffic" 3) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor...on the highway. 4) Everyone knows the weather station telephone number 5) A popular phrase is " Quiet!!!!! The deaths are on!!" 6) Dishes are not washed, they are waRshed 7) It seems that more traffic moves on a red light than a green light. 8) Stop signs actually mean yield 9) The 2 red mailboxes at the post office are labeled "Island" and "Away" 10) PEI is the only place in the world with "slippy" roads 11) Islanders "slip" or "run" into town 12) Island drivers have official PhD's (Pot hole Dodgers) 13) Juice comes in plastic bottles and cans while pop comes in glass bottles 14) Tim Horton's Drive Thrus are busier than the banks on payday 15) You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Horton's. 16) Everyone knows that the largest Cana

A Peice Of Soul..my Valentine To You...
I opened the door this morning and left in search of happiness. As I drove away I looked into the rearview mirror and began to cry..Not able to stop I pulled my truck over to the side of the road trying to understand what it was that made me start crying like a lil girl. I then realized I was stareing into my own eyes,or should i say my soul. This was the first time in my life I had honestly faced myself and had to come to terms with what choices i made in my past.. I was still angry at the world at everyone; everything that had done me wrong.. Mad for the wrong reasons,and at the wrong people.Realizing I am the only person to blame for my ill-will, my unhappiness,my depression. Why couldn't I just let myself smile. I thought the world was against me. So I locked myself away from being loved;or even worse not being able to love..Then you came into my life. Beautiful smile,and always there to give me a little lick on the cheek.Which always made me blush,but made my head spin. Baby girl

A Peice Of My Mind
I wake up in the morning and try to go through my day. I have a few laughs. Talk to a few People. But behind all of the smiles and the chatting, no one knows what I really think about. Most of the time I worry. About small little issues that have no meaning. Like whats going to happen 5 min. from now. Or if I forgot to turn the lights off in my car.I worry alot. Then sometimes I think about what the future holds for me and the people around me. Like if something is going to happen to someone I care about... Or if a friend is going to get married , or tell me someone wonderful news about there life. So then further I think What wonderful news do I have to share with my friends. Just seems like there life is going so well and mine is crashing to the ground.. So you wonder if people make there life sound good on purpose so they feel less sorrow.Because they know theres isnt any better thank yours. Obiously my mind wanders quite often. But everytime lay my head on my pillow one thought sc

Peices Of Me
SO where has life brought me Is this my place Am I where I'm supposed to be CAn someone please tell me So why do I fell this sadness Why do I feel this pain I feel my heart tearing Pulling in different directions Can someone please tell me Where has my mind gone With all that I see Why do I feel so alone I fell trapped in my mind Please tell me why Is there something I'm missing Where has everyone gone Can no one help me please Or is this the path I have chose Can someone help me All is falling All upon my head I feel my life fleeting Why is it all slipping Can someone tell me Is anyone listening Or is this all in my mind Is salvation coming If only I could escape my mind

The Peices Of "beautiful Liar" That Mean Something To Me, And I Am Dealing With Right Now.
Nobody likes being played. He said I'm worth it, his one desire. I know things about 'em that you wouldn't wanna read about. He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar. Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about. You never know, Why are we the ones who suffer, I have to let go, He won't be the one to cry. Let's not kill the karma, Let's not start a fight, It's not worth the drama, For a beautiful liar. Did he laugh about it, It's not worth our time, We can live without 'em, Just a beautiful liar. I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together. You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong. You never know, When the pain and heartbreak's over, I have to let go, The innocence is gone. Tell me how to forgive you, When it's me who's ashamed, And I wish could free you, Of the hurt and the pain, But the answer is simple, He's the one to blame. I am dealing with hurt and pain right

Peirce’s Defense Of The Scientific Method
Peirce claims in “The Fixation of Belief” that the scientific method is superior to other methods because it contains the necessary logical processes and checks to remain reliable and trustworthy. Peirce claims the other three methods tenacity, the method of authority, and the a priori method all have inherent flaws in method that cast doubt onto the conclusions drawn from them. Tenacity, Peirce says, draws its flaw from blind adherence to doctrine. The method of authority is the enforcing of a belief system by an institution on most often a group of people. The a priori method follows last as a too convenient method of drawing conclusions and results in biased answers. Peirce’s logical scientific method addresses the weak points of these previous methods and lead to the soundest conclusions. Peirce leads off his analysis with the claim that tenacity fails in practice because the method requires a close mind to outside influences. People that simply cling to an idea have difficulty

Peking Chicken Pizza
Note: put a pot of water on to boil for pasta, then prepare recipes in order listed below. 1/2 pound thin cut (cutlets) boneless, skinless chicken breast Extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling Grill seasoning blend (recommended: Montreal Seasoning by McCormick) or salt and pepper 2 tablespoons cornmeal or all-purpose flour 1 package store bought pizza dough (you are making 1 12-inch pie) 2 to 3 tablespoons sesame seeds 3 tablespoons plum sauce or Peking Duck Sauce 3 tablespoons barbecue sauce, any variety or brand 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack, available on dairy aisle 2 scallions, chopped in 1-inch pieces on an angle 1/4 red bell pepper, chopped Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Heat a grill pan over high heat. Drizzle oil over chicken cutlets and season with grill seasoning blend or salt and pepper. Grill chicken 3 or 4 minutes on each side. Slice chicken into very thin strips. Sprinkle a pizza pan or baking stone with cornmeal or flour. Press dough into a pizza she

Pekka Ruuska - Rafaelin Enkeli
Halki tuhannen savuisen salongin, neiti tanssii gasellin askelin. Mulla yllä on harmaa jumpperi sain sen jouluna vaimolta lahjaksi. Tämä neonsade silmää kirvelee, diesel lemahtaa yö kun yskäsee. Anna minulle armahduksesi, ole minulle Rafaelin enkeli. Huorat kuiskivat porttikongeistaan, ujo poika ei sinne katsokkaan. Ne sirosti niskojaan niksauttaa, äiti neuvoi että tuijottaa ei saa. Kurkku kipeänä aamuun ankeaan, kuka käski mennä alasti nukkumaan. Anna minulle armahduksesi, ole minulle Rafaelin enkeli. Lapset hinaavat kohmeisin sormin lippuja salkoihin, kuka laittaisi niille edes kengät pieniin jalkoihin. viime yö veti routaan tämän maan ja se maa on käärmeita mustanaan. Hermokaasuja olohuoneisiin, krokotiileja New Yorkin viemäriin. Kuvia vielä kuvien jälkeenkin, videotykilla suolaa haavoihin. kuka sanoi etta askel painaa jo, olen kevyt kuin sudenkorento. Anna minulle armahduksesi , ole minulle Rafaelin enkeli. Uutispuuroa aamupöydässä, mies tarvitse

Pelase Keep Voting If U Thin I Deserve To Win The Milf Contesr
COME VOTE FOR THIS MOM OF 3 TEENS IN THE SEXIEST M.I.L.F. CONTESTOFTER BEING A MOM FOR 19 YEARS I HOPE IS STILL HAVE IT!! PLEASE GO RATE, AND COMMENT ON HER PICTURE AND PLEASE VOTE AS MANY TIME AS U CAN ADN PASS THE LINK TO YOUR FRIENDS THANKS AND MWASHHHHHHHHHH http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=1412800960http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=1412800960

Peleita
Dame tu corazón pequeño como un limón Mira chiquita yo se que te gusta Cuando te pones brava te gusta Yo quiero sabe de que esta hecho tu corazón Yo quiero saber si esta dulce o amargo Tú dame tu corazón Cuando te enojas te gusta Chiquita tu peleita te gusta Si tú no me lo das Te lo arranco Chiquita no soy manco Dame tu corazón Por que no me lo das? Es un escalofrío que me das As veces canto As veces llanto Dame tu corazón pequeño como un limón Ay tanta gente en tu vida que no se Si me lo dices tú, te lo creo

Pele's Heart
What is it you think I see when I look at you? Do you think the anger will scare me away, and keep me from looking to close? Is it fear that keeps that inner part of you so far apart from the love we share? I don't deserve the rage, That spits out of you as Lava from Pele's mouth. I am confused by the pain that you so easily bring. And now I've gotten to close, Here comes the burns again. I ride the lava, with my heart like a board upon the never-ending surf. Someday though, You may find The burning leaves no heart behind.

Pellet Gun Incident
I won't be posting any new pics for awhile. My nephew accidently shot me in the chin with his pellet gun and well to make a long story short they were unable to remove the pellet in the E.R. so I'm having surgery Friday to remove it. So until my face heals I won't be taking any new photo's. Love Ya All in good ole Cherry Land Muahz, Julia

Pellegrini Has Now Met Most Of His Squad For The Start Of A Pre-season Programme
City are beginning a new era under Pellegrini following the sacking of Roberto Mancini in May. Pellegrini has now met most of his squad for the start of a pre-season programme which includes trips to South Africa, Hong Kong, Germany and Finland.Kompany told the club's website:Wholesale jerseys "I think all of us have done some preparation work during the holidays because the guys look very sharp after a long break, so that's great. "It was also nice to start work with the new manager and I think his approach with the team today was really good."It's important now to try and improve on the last campaign and make sure that whatever the new manager brings in, that we try and make it our own as quick as possible." City lost their Premier League crown last season and were surprisingly beaten by Wigan in the FA Cup final, events which preceded Mancini's departure. But since then there has been change with, as well as Pellegrini's arrival, the club signing two high-profile players in Fern

The Pelosi Peril
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who seems to be calling the Democratic policy shots on Iraq, is threatening to abort President Bush's new plan for Iraq - to be announced tomorrow night - by cutting congressional funding. Bush reportedly plans to announce the dispatch of 20,000 added troops to Iraq, and to ask Congress for $100 billion in supplementary spending. But Pelosi says her party is unlikely to fund a new infusion of soldiers: "The burden is on the president to justify any additional resources for a mission." True enough. But how open is Pelosi's mind? Is history to repeat on the Democrats' watch? And how typical of the party to threaten to cut the legs out from under the U.S. military effort. It's what it did in Vietnam more than 30 years ago: * First, the Democratic-controlled Congress voted to end all U.S. military activities there by a set deadline. * Then it cut off all military funding to South Vietnam. Emboldened by these moves, North Vietnam invaded t

Pelosi Moves To Close Samoa Wage Loophole
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi yesterday said Democrats will close a loophole in the House-passed minimum wage increase that exempts American Samoa -- an action taken after it was revealed that one of the U.S. territory's main employers is based in her congressional district. "I have asked the Education and Labor Committee as they go forward with the legislation to make sure that all of the territories have to comply with U.S. law on the minimum wage," Mrs. Pelosi said. The decision follows criticism over the exemption, reported earlier this week by The Washington Times, to allow tuna canneries in American Samoa to continue paying $3.26 an hour -- nearly $4 less than the $7.25 minimum wage passed by the House Wednesday. Republicans, after the vote, pointed out that StarKist Tuna, one of two companies that employs about 75 percent of the Samoan work force, is owned by Del Monte, which is headquartered in Mrs. Pelosi's San Francisco district. "Simply put: It is unethi

Pelosi's Price Club
If you thought earmarks were fun to watch, just wait until the government gets in the business of "negotiating" drug prices. The Democrats -- and Republicans such as Sens. Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins and Arlen Specter -- have proclaimed that having Medicare set the price of medicines for 50 million Americans is just like what Costco or Wal-Mart does to get good prices for customers. (Democrats trash Wal-Mart except when it comes to being a metaphor for price controls.) I wonder what Wal-Mart or Costco would say if Democrats announced they were going to use the military PX model to lower the price of food, HDTVs and toilet paper for 260 million Americans? Is that using the buying power of the government to lower prices to make housing, energy and food affordable? That's what Hugo Chavez said when he nationalized private companies in Venezuela. Democrats depict negotiations as something akin to loss leaders and weekly circulars. But here's what a real drug price negotiation loo

Pelosi Flies Disputed Military Jet Home
Pelosi flies disputed military jet home Chronicle Washington Bureau Saturday, February 10, 2007 Printable Version Email This Article House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the subject of Republican criticism for her mode of air travel, flew home nonstop Thursday night aboard a 12-seat military aircraft set aside for use by lawmakers. Republican House members, aided by friendly radio and television talk show hosts, created a political tempest this week, claiming Pelosi was pressuring the Pentagon for the use of an "Air Force Three" and a "flying Lincoln Bedroom." Since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, however, the administration has required the speaker -- then Republican Dennis Hastert of Illinois -- to travel home and on official business using military planes for security reasons. House Sergeant at Arms Bill Livingood said he had asked the Pentagon to provide a plane large enough to fly Pelosi nonstop to San Francisco, citing the security concerns. Even the White House defen

Pelosi's Failure
Four years ago, Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Congressional Democrats took control of Washington with a promise to drain the so-called "swamp" of corruption and have, as she said, "The most honest, the most open and the most ethical Congress in history." The recent sexual harassment allegations against Democrat Congressman Eric Massa and the continuing ethics investigations into Congressman Charlie Rangel's illegal Caribbean junkets and failure to pay federal taxes on unreported income serves as a stark reminder that the Democrats have largely failed the American people. Pelosi and the Democrats' pledges to "change" Washington were nothing more than lofty populist campaign rhetoric -- and they must be held responsible for their double-talking, double-dealing ways. It's time for Nancy Pelosi to stop protecting her liberal allies in Congress and start protecting the American people from corrupt politicians like she promised. Nancy Pelosi and Congressional Democrats have failed the Ameri

The Pen
The pen Rolling out my minds regards Ink flowing with a blot guard Being held firm with a useful ease writing whatever they please Creating what is in your mind Letting me write it time after time Holding me next to your heart Hating it when we have to part A useful thing I am to thee Writing down your memories Thank the person for the pen A savior and destructor for all Men By Scott baker Think about all the thing that have begin and ended with the pen. War, peace and human strife has been laid out with this human tool . It has created the world you know today.

The Penagon-redneck Forces
Bulletin from the Pentagon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. > > > > These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: > > 1. The season opened today. > 2. There is no limit. > 3. They taste just like chicken. > 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. > 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. > > The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Penalty Not Harsh Enough
This is disgusting and I think all these guys should get death (which normally I'm not for) and the military should pay compensation of some sort. It amazes me...this is supposed to be OUR military...where the fuck is the honor, discpline, and courage here, hm? I know this isn't all soldiers...but it has to make you wonder just who the military is letting into it's ranks. You'd think after countless wars etc. that they would find a way to weed these wastes of life out! The story CHICAGO (Reuters) - A U.S. soldier from a group accused of raping and murdering a 14-year-old Iraqi girl and killing three other family members pleaded guilty to lesser charges on Monday but still faces trial on others, the U.S. Army said. In a military court at Ft. Campbell, Kentucky, Pvt. Jesse Spielman, 22, pleaded guilty to wrongful touching of a corpse (huh????), arson, obstructing justice and violating rules against drinking alcohol in a war zone. (way to show dicipline guys...you know, there

Penance
I was given this gift And it came at a price Had it been offered I’d probably thought twice A gift such as this Considered a blessing But more of a curse With words as a dressing The price I would pay Was not my decision And as I faced truth Cut deep its incision That all my wishes Would cascade into dust And a heart of love Must become one of lust What I’ve always been I will be no longer My soul has been lost I’ll never be stronger Never free from shackles That are bound to the earth A fate that was set Since the moment of birth With no moving past The future that’s stated And none of the pain Will soon be elated I accept what’s mine And I face it the best Till that moment comes When I finally rest ~