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Pushin Me Away
No more, I can't handle this he's makin me crazy always treating me like shit before i guess my vision was a little hazy now nothing seems to amaze me... he's rude and ignorant does he even hear me? why can't he see jus wat he means to me now he's pushin me away sometimes i feel like i wanna leave & sometimes i wanna stay... but i'm here to tell u today...... my life ain't gonna be that way!!!!

Pushing Me Away
I've lied to you The same way that I always do This is the last smile That I'll fake for the sake of being with you Pre chorus: (Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down) The sacrifice of hiding in a lie (Everything has to end, you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind) The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your testing me pushes me away I've tried like you To do everything you wanted too This is the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you Pre chorus Chorus (2x) We’re all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice of hiding in a lie We’re all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice is never knowing Chorus (2x) Pushes me away…(2x)

Push Me Over The Edge....
hey my sweet friends.....so close to the next level.... if ya haven't already would ya rate and or comment my pics.....this way i can add more pics and more to my family.... hugs, just becky

Pushing
pushing everyone away, he wonders why no one likes him little does he realize that it is his fault he loved her, but he pushed her she wasn't ready to be in a relationship he became angry and blamed her slowly he pushed her away all he wants at this point is for her to be happy yet still he causes more pain. he suddenly realizes what he has done yet it cannot be undone

Push Me
Come near It’s not so much a need As a want But my wants are close To needs When it comes to this. I don’t want to let go And the past is not yet Far enough to move on. Maybe If you pushed me I could fall on my knees And teach myself to stand. vV""VIC""Vv

Pushing Me Away(another Dream Poem)
Shes pushing me away, she hates me so. When I walk, is she glad that I will go? I try to tell her, I tried to speak, but these words only made me weak. She shoved me away, consciously I wonder if its what she wants from me? To know she hurts, could make me bleed. Its all too much, I'll wake up in pain, curled in bed as such in reality would hurt me. Carry on,hold on, be strong even if it turns out you want me gone. I could walk away, but I'd rather be your support and try to stay.My body aches,if its true then what more can I take? I took off my cool, look at it now, if its true what I saw in this dream, I'll feel like a fool.

Pushed Away
I look back now And shed a tear Those pushed away Who came so near? Who touched my heart? And touched my soul I left them out To take control I was scared, I was unsure, Loved them all, but never told. Scared of fear, And all alone, Left outside, and in the cold. I couldn?t tell them Thoughts of mind Silence screaming Binding time I look back now And cringed that I Couldn?t see the truth from lies If you knew who I once was Listen carefully because If i pushed you far from me It was for your sake I let it be And now I want to say sorry I loved you once As only time can tell And love you now I torment in my hell For not ringing your bell And admitting that I fell? In love with you

Push
It’s been a week past the due date and the blessing that’s been nesting inside me has not come out yet. My doctor made a decision to induct me. Well, although I heard a lot of mother’s before saying that giving birth is really hard and all that, I didn’t really think it’s a big deal… in other words, I was more excited than scared. They said it’s unusual for first timers to be really excited. But me, I just can’t hide the thrill that’s flowing in my vein. Especially that my induction was scheduled the night of February 13, I was thinking, I’m going to have the baby on Valentine’s Day! I’ll be having a valentine baby woo hooo!!! And then, I was induced! The contractions came every 40 seconds and yes! It’s harder than I thought. It hurts a lot, plus the baby monitor belt that was wrapping around my belly adds up to the suffering. I just couldn’t take it. So the doctor decided to remove the drug they put inside me to stop the strong contraction. They injected a pain killer in my hip,

Pushed Over The Edge
Have you ever been trying to do the best that you can, and someone constantly pushes you. Over and over they press your buttons and expect you to take that poor treatment. They assume that you are nice so they run over you? Today at my job I have never been so offended by the poor treatment or constant abuse I received today. I started to just walk out and quit. Then again why shouldn't I? I am too good a worker to be dealing with this place. I guess that's just another thing I can say that I thought I had everything all understood and figured out, but I guess not. Maybe i'm too optimistic. I try to accept people for everything and think the best of them and you just can't be like that. It sucks but it's true. Well now that i've vented i'm going to bed XOXO Ash

Pushing It All Aside In The World !!!!!
Pushing everything to the side of the world dont matter because i still hate everything that has happen and i push it all back in my mind but i will wonder about it once in a while... I try to just think of the best things possiable till something is done or said...Do i hate you for it no its made me stronger and i could never hate something or someone that i love to much ..... You do things that makes me wonder and make me so lost and confussed about...Why does it happen why do people do things that makes ones mind sit there and do 360's over and over again ....But i live in a life were i deal with it every day every night 365 days a year because thats out human life....there isnt a damm thing we can do about it .... Well there is we can pipe up and tell what we want to tell and make it be known that we are here and we have been heard.... Some peole say that i dont talk enough and other say i voice what im thinking way to much .....It all falls back to my mind wondering were it ha

Push
torrential downpour predator scavenging roars new bend out an old door disintegrating down to the core we forewarned the cold the flow won't slow or freeze but there will be ice-pellets in the stream there will be razors clutched in teeth hidden behind the smile of a deceptive and grinning beast every kiss will be a push of steel coupled with a flash of electricity when i push at you to scream for me i push hard and sharp can you feel me?

Push My Love
You keep on pushing pushing me away not holding back now no, I wont cry tears of pain Something that Im use to I know them all too well and each day I love you the same you keep on pushing giving me the blame you keep on accusing your stress is my fame you keep on running your love is my shame you keep on pushing and I stay the same You keep on pulling Pulling me to stay No, I wont hold back my tears I'm not gonna run away no more Something that Im use to I've done it all to many times and each day I fight harder to stay yet you you keep on pushing giving me the blame you keep on accusing your stress is my fame you keep on running your love is my shame you keep on pushing and I stay the same And I pull you closer Closer to me begging you to stay No, I wont hold back my love Something, I've always done before and each day I try harder please dont go away I'm still the same By:Stacey Forrester (copywritten/dont steal!)

The Push On/turn On
Where I was weak before, I am strong. I am done being pathetic, And dragging along. Where I have once failed, I shall succeed. I will take who I was, And make him bleed. I will bleed the mother fucker dry! I won't be ashamed of you anymore. So it is time for you to just fucking die! I won't be ashamed of you anymore. You are the past, I am the present. Don't fight it, I'll make it quite unpleasant. I will chain you down, And I will fuck you up. Raking off your skin, Draining your blood into these cups. I will cut out your eyes, and tear off your ears. Fill your head with lies, And manipulate your fears. I will break you at the knees, and make you crawl. I will laugh at your screams and pleas, and watch you fall. This is the end of you, and the beginning of me. I will not be ashamed of you anymore! I will not be ashamed of you anymore! You can run and hide, or stay and die. That is your choice. Either way, You are done. But me, I

Push
I PUSH PEOPLE AWAY I HIDE MYSELF AWAY PAIN IS PAIN LOVE IS LOVE I ALWAYS QUESTION THE BIBLICAL GOD ABOVE I HATE BOTTOM FEEDERS I HATE PEOPLE THAT JUDGE SOMEONE THAT IS DIFFERENT BUT I AM NO BETTER IF I AM SAYING THAT I HATE THOSE THAT DO THAT I REALLY DON'T HATE THEM I USE THEM FOR MY OWN SICK STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU JUDGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LOOK ODD & FUNNY I AM A FREAK I HAVE NEVER LIED BOUT THAT MY HAIR IS PINK, BLACK, & BLEACH BLOND IS THERE I FINE LINE BETWEEN WHAT IS RIGHT & WRONG BETWEEN LOVE & HATE NO NOT REALLY JUST PEOPLE THAT THINK FOR OTHERS TELL THEM WHAT IS nOrMaL & WHATS NOT WELL LET ME JUDGE MYSELF LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD SEE I AM FUCKED IN THE HEAD I PIERCE MY BODY & TATT IT UP I LIKE THE ODD I LOVE THE INSANE PEOPLE DON'T STOP & THINK ANYMORE THY'VE ALL GONE INSANE BUT AS FOR ME I WILLING SCREAM IT PUSH ME AWAY PUSH ME AWAY I DON'T THINK YOUR RIGHT FOR ME PUSH ME OUT OF YOUR CULT CUZ I'M NOT GONNA DRINK THAT FUCK'N

Push
PUSH A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to Push against the rock with all his might... So, this the man did, day after day. For many years he toiled from sun-up to sun-down, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, pushing with all his might. Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out, feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain. Since the man was showing discouragement, the Adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into the weary mind: (He will do it every time)! You have been pushing against that rock for a long time and it hasn't moved." Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was impossible and that he was a failure. These thoughts discouraged and disheartened the man. Sat

Push
Every time I look at you the world just melts away All my troubles all my fears dissolve in your affections You've seen me at my weakest but you take me as I am And when you fall you offer me a softer place to land You stay the course you hold the line you keep it all together You're the one true thing I know I can believe in You're all the things that I desire you save me you complete me You're the one true thing I know I can believe I get mad so easy but you give me room to breathe No matter what I say or do 'cause you're too good to fight about it Even when I have to push just to see how far you'll go You won't stoop down to battle but you never turn to go There are times I cant decide when I can't tell up from down You make me feel less crazy when otherwise I'd drown But you pick me up & brush me off and tell me I'm OK Sometimes that's just what we need to get us through the day

"push"
Every time I look at you the world just melts away All my troubles all my fears dissolve in your affections You've seen me at my weakest but you take me as I am And when you fall you offer me a softer place to land You stay the course you hold the line you keep it all together You're the one true thing I know I can believe in You're all the things that I desire you save me you complete me You're the one true thing I know I can believe I get mad so easy but you give me room to breathe No matter what I say or do 'cause you're too good to fight about it Even when I have to push just to see how far you'll go You won't stoop down to battle but you never turn to go There are times I cant decide when I can't tell up from down You make me feel less crazy when otherwise I'd drown But you pick me up & brush me off and tell me I'm OK Sometimes that's just what we need to get us through the day

A Push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. Its three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?"

Pushing Him Away!
Hello everyone, Well as u all know my bf and I are still seperated hes in DK and I am back in the states...... He should be coming back in Sept if I dont mess it all up..... I keep pushing him away.... more and more each day.... He is an amazing man he would do anything for me.... But one thing I seem to just push him away in things that I say or do ...... What the hell am I thinking everyone He is all that I have wanted and then some...... I feel as though i dont deserve him and why would he love me ...... we come from two different worlds ..... I am the girl from the other side of the track.......I dont have anything to give him but my love... I cant do for him like i would love to ..... I dont know if its cuz of the distance r if its cuz I am so scared that I just push him away or is it both..... We have been through so much shit in the time we been togather more then i have with anyone.......He truly is my best friend and I dont wanna lose him but if I keep doing this I will....

Push
Push (Also referred to as "tight" or "understeer.") "Push" is a condition that occurs when the front tires of a vehicle will not turn crisply in a corner. When this condition occurs, the driver must get out of the throttle until the front tires grip the race track again.

Pushing Forward
pushing forward through the dark pushing towards the light ground littered with unspeakable things. still pushing forward obstacles that i'm grateful i can see the stench of failure lunging at me liek a starving dog and still i push forward body heavy with the weight of my sins.. still i push forward. i see you there with open arms.. so i must push forward.. to embrace your light. i push forward

Pushing Me To The Edge
she's pushing me to the edge I'm barely hanging on She's driving me insane I can't believe I call you mom I'm bout ready to say I'm done I don't know where u get all these crazy ideas from I can't believe you pretty much said you don't trust me You know I could leave and finally be free from all the misery and hell you put my mind thru I can't believe I try to impress you after all the things I accomplished still this isn't good enough for you? After all I say and do this isn't enough I know I'm gonna stay tough Cuz your not gonna bring me down I may wear this frown but one of these days I won't be around!!!!!!!

Push Me
Standing at an edge of a waterfall. The water below is beautiful! I want to jump! I want to swim! I want to live a again! Will you please push me into the great unknown! So I can feal at home! Within myself, let me off this shelf! I'm falling fast! The winds in my hair. I can feel but just dont't care! The waters soft and bright! Like the heavens in the moonlight! I can swim! I can breathe! Thank you for pushing me!

The Push
She sits quizzically so innocent and sweet. Like a child with grace and beauty not even Venus could defeat. Like a goddess herself she smiles as he draws nearer and nearer not at all a deception, there are no guiles. It is a touch that leads to a kiss from a kiss to a deeper touch from the deeper touch comes immense bliss. She lays herself down gently closing her eyes. She feels her skin is soft and softer growing. A gentle want grows in her thighs. Like a cloak his body surrounds her Soft like velvet and tough like a tree the harder of him is what she'd prefer. The mouth to her neck gentle kisses to her breasts and to her haven a peck It soon becomes a working rhythm grasping at life and emotion the world disappearing around them. Pushing aside, push comes harder a moan to a scream, a breath to a pant... and it seems as though love gets smarter. What was once o good now becomes great both in anticipation of each other unable to hold longer and wait. A final

Pushing Hate
when you push me i push back i will walk away with you lying on your back full of shit full of deseat full of something i have already defeated i have no soul i have no thoughts my blood running thin all over my cold white skin cut the cloths try to blot to clot nothing more then me rotting far from you with this knife i have cut all my emotions clean forseen bleed get on your fucking knees just like ur precious god that became a whore to be lookd up to to pleasure to get what he wants i will not be in front or in back i am walking alone in the dark with no light and only spite so hate me as i hate you for this is my life that i have chosen that death has brought so forget dont believe push me push back relax on your fucking back so walk way nothing to say for this i will never stay not one more delay not one more word cause i am deaf i am numb i am invisible for i see no life only breath decreasing ceasing for its all over

Pushing Others Away
In my case, especially now, I don't want to see, hear or talk to anyone. I am set on being all by myself because I feel that no one can understand me. So far I have managed to push away the last of the people who have stuck by me through the years. Personally, I don't care! Not now at least. No one understands me, not even my self. This really sucks. I hate feeling like this. I feel it when it comes..the depression. Lately, I just would like to wither away. However, there is at least one ounce in my body that choses not to give up. I NEED to know that I will see a brighter day. Its what has allowed me to stay alive. I don't know if people will read this and in someway its not for them but for me. I have no one to talk to.

P.u.s.h.
Some needed inspiration from my Dad. . . A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to Push against the rock with all his might... So, this the man did, day after day for many years he toiled from sun up to sun down, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, Pushing with all of his might. Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out, feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain. Since the man was showing discouragement, the adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into the weary mind: (He will do it every time) 'You have been Pushing against that rock for a long time and it hasn't moved.' Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was impossible and that he was a failure. These thoug

Pushing Away
What is one to do when a friend pushes another away? You know your friend needs you just to be there but she/he won't allow you to be and instead relies on others who could give a shit less about them. You know your heart is true and you can't just walk away from her/him. That person has been there for you numerous times so why would you walk away? What is one to do? Do you keep pushing back until they finally let you back in or do you just keep your distance and wait until that person gets hurt once again and finally realizes that they need you to cry on again?

Pushing The Limits Of Stupidity! (long Rant)
Yep, it's rant time. Now, I know there are plenty of other blogs saying the same damn thing but you know what? This is complete and utter bullshit! I watch the MuMMs, I enjoy them and the comments. So, I came home today after being gone for a couple hours to this "new feature". I can see people voting, commenting, blah, blah, fucking blah. That's fine and dandy! I don't mind seeing what people do IF they want it to be seen. What I do mind is the fact that *I* have lost MY right to privacy! According to some, I have to buy a VIP to change it. Others say anyone can. Well... I DON'T HAVE AN OPTION FOR MY PRIVACY!!! There are several issues I want to touch on here. 1) As some of you know, I do have a stalker on here. Not in play, not as friends but a REAL scary mother fucker who has obtained MY personal information and pictures of my youngest daughter against my knowledge and wishes. This stalker has posted pictures with my youngest childs' face in them. I have had to make a fake ac

Pushkin: The Rose
Translation based on those of Nicolai Medtner and Harold Drinker's but incorporating more than a few decisions of my own (to the point where I'll probably change it in future since I'm wondering about some of those decisions and how well I understood the poem at that time ... reassuring no? :) ) but as it is -- _____________ Where is our rose, my friend? The rose, the child of dawn, has faded away and gone. O do not say: "Thus youth is passing," O do not say: "No joy is lasting." Say then to the flower: Pardon, for you will suffice me- And let's turn there, for blooming are the lilies. __________________ (The poem as translated and set to music by Medtner is still what's worth seeking - there's a recording or two out there. I have one with the composer accompanying Elizabeth Schwarzkopf in that particular brief selection, in a varied program - I think I've mentioned that 1993-released recording before; it was a wonderful gift.

Pushing Away Emotions ~ Permission To Feel
Throughout our lives, we may experience emotions that disturb or distress us. Often, our first reaction is to push our feelings away. We may say, "I don't want to think about that right now, I'll think about it later" and we bury our emotions, deny the validity of our feelings, or distract ourselves with other concerns. But the diverse emotions you experience are neither good nor bad-they are simply a part being human. Choosing not to experience pain, anger, or other intense feelings could cause those feelings to become buried deep into your physical body. There, they may linger unresolved and unable to emerge, even as they affect the way you experience the world. Allowing yourself to experience all of your emotions rather than push the more painful ones away can help you come to terms with your feelings so you can experience them and then move on. It is possible to bring forth the old feelings you have pushed aside and experience them in a safe and enriching way. It may sound sill

P.u.s.h.
P . U . S . H P-----pray U----until S----something H----happens I need this back... If you'll do this for me... I'll do it for you... When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this. Father, God bless all my friends and loved ones in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/ she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. In Jesus name Amen. Then send it on to five other people . Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. P. S. Five is good, but more is better. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the title 7%. 93%

Push Aside
Push Aside A Rondeau Push aside these thoughts of gloom! Push aside those thoughts of doom! Push aside this depressing haze, and push beyond this malingering malaise; for all, with hope, will be changing soon. Ah, this cell, it is not the womb. Instead, sadly, a grim, bare tomb, where I’ve been wasting these lonely days - Push aside - What does Fate, on her celestial loom, weave for those in this dank, dull room? What would She, with her cold, hard gaze, Accept from me as a gift of praise? - Or do I, perhaps, falsely presume? Push aside -

Push....
Why is that when we have something good we push it to the limits. Make it fall apart. I think we all try to test the ones we love. Make them work for that affection. And I think others just do the working. Trying to make the other person feel like they are important. I know I push. I push the people who love me away, I push friends away, and worst I push myself away from the world. I will admit any day that I am a social person. But when it comes down to it I only have 3 true friends. People that have been there through hell and back with me. Anyone else, sure there a friend, but mostly they fill a void.That need to surrond yourself with people to test. And I have tested them all. All falling short in some way. Not smart enough, not caring enough, and not understanding. I think that I do these things because in the end I will end up like my mother. I will be alone, unhappy and unfullfilled. That my friends will leave at sometime. To go on to bigger and better things. That my lov

Pushing Me Away
I’ve lied / to you The same way that I always do This is / the last smile That I’ll fake for the sake of being with you Everything falls apart / even the people who never frown / eventually break down The sacrifice of hiding in a lie Everything has to end / you’ll soon find we’re out of time left / to watch it all unwind The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your testing me pushes me away Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your testing me pushes me away I’ve tried / like you To do everything you wanted too This is / the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you Everything falls apart / even the people who never frown / eventually break down The sacrifice of hiding in a lie Everything has to end / you’ll soon find we’re out of time left / to watch it all unwind The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your

Push Aside
Push Aside Push aside these thoughts of gloom! Push aside those thoughts of doom! Push aside this depressing haze, and push beyond this malingering malaise; for all, with hope, will be changing soon. Ah, this cell, it is not the womb. Instead, sadly, a grim, bare tomb, where I’ve been wasting these lonely days - ____________________Push aside - What does Fate, on her celestial loom, weave for those in this dank, dull room? What would She, with her cold, hard gaze, Accept from me as a gift of praise? - Or do I, perhaps, falsely presume? ___________________Push aside -

Push The Lil' Daisies
*shoots Anita a glare* Um, this song is like TOTALLY out of my vocal range, but Siouxsweety knows I'll be a fool for her. Here goes nothin', only did it once with no practice, & yes, it sucks. Enjoy a good laugh on me:

Push
push When you feel down push when you feel like nothing is going your way push when you feel like giving up push when you feel sad push when you feel like crying push when you feel like like life is over push when you feel scared push when you when everything seems to go wrong just push push by cleon

Push Away My Fears
I love how you make me laugh And smile as we go These feelings are so happy But also hard to show I love the way you comfort me When I'm feeling sad I love the way you calm me down When I'm going mad I love the way you talk to me So nice Sweet And in a cool style I'm wondering how long this will last I'm hoping for a while I love the way you listen When my eyes are filled with tears Thank you for sticking with me And pushing away my fears

Push
PUSH maybe just a tone of voice or a slam of the door perhaps just spreading lies so no one will like them anymore. PUSH power felt when one so small finds a weakness and pushes through another's walls built for self-preservation you PUSH only to cause pain for no reason, for no gain just your pleasure at the site of them falling apart from the pain PUSH you seek out the scars made by others and rip them open again just as a reminder of pain felt back then. PUSH you push the limit and the kindness of others you want to fight, yet have no reason why just to feel the rage again makes you sweat you love the feel of adrenaline pumping through your veins as you wonder if this will be the time the time they push back PUSH to hide your insecurities from those around you so they will think you are strong when really you are weak and scared and feeling all alone no one sees the tears you cry when you are alone PUSH past the lies and the bullshit and past the p

Push Up Bras :)
I like boobs.Who doesn't and no I am not bi! I just like them. Anyway,I bought a push up bra,I had some disposable income at the time. I put that thing on and holy crap! It was like I had new boobs! I swear they stuck a foot out from my chest. My boobs had more padding on them that a mental case has in a padded cell. Totally gave me issues! It was like "WOW,look at my boobs!" I know I got more free drinks that night at the bar than I ever have n my life! Hmmm,I think i need to wear that this weekend.

Pushing Everyone Away
I don't know why I do it but somehow I seem to push those close to me away by giving them advice when thy ask fort it and when I am done they distance themselves from me. I am sorry I can't seem to mind my own business and tell those that ask for advice I have none for them , but from now on I will maybe I will just try going to sleep and never wake up maybe that will keep me out of trouble. I know it sounds like I am just trying to run away once more but I can't take being pushed away from those I love and care for.

P U S H
P-pray U-until S-something H-happens If you'll do this for me... I'll do it for you... When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer. Father, God bless all my friends and loved ones in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.

Push Me 11-07-08
Suffocation. cut off my airway to life. fuck me over. spit me out. Drown me in my own pits of hell. cut my wrists slice my throat. Gag me, strip me, leave me bare. Share my deepest darkest secret to the rest. I'm fucked up the way it is. Why not push me farther?!

Push It
This is another Tool song I love.I really can relate to these lyrics pushit • I will choke until I swallow... Choke this infant here before me. What is this but my reflection? Who am I to judge and strike you down? But you're Pushing and shoving me. You still love me and you pushit on me. Rest your trigger on my finger, bang my head upon the fault line. Take care not to make me enter. 'cause if I do we both may disappear. But you're pushing me, Shoving me. Pushit on me. Slipping back into the gap again. I'm alive when you're touching me, Alive when you're shoving me down. But i'd trade it all For just a little bit of Piece of mind. Put me somewhere I don't wanna be. Seeing someplace I don't wanna see. Never wanna see that place again. Saw that gap again today As you were begging me to stay. Managed to push myself away, And you, as well. If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay, You minimize my movement anyway, I must pe

Push And Pull
your direction means nothing to those around you. they will push and pull and maneuver and twist the variables for their own ends. you will be the fulcrum the little red flag tied in the middle. if you step to far one way the losing team will let go and while you have fallen on the side of the winning team you have still fallen. tread lightly your path ever vigilant of the things that attach themselves to your well being.

Push - Matchbox Twenty
She said I don't know if I've ever been good enough I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in And I don't know if I've ever been really loved By a hand that's touched me, well I feel like something's Gonna give And I'm a little bit angry, well This ain't over, no not here, not while I still need you Around You don't owe me, we might change Yeah we just might feel good [chorus] I wanna push you around, well I will, I will I wanna push you down, well I will, I will I wanna take you for granted, I wanna take you for granted Well I will She said I don't know why you ever would lie to me Like I'm a little untrusting when I think that the truth is Gonna hurt ya And I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me You couldn't stand to be near me When my face don't seem to want to shine Cuz it's a little bit dirty well Don't just stand there, say nice things to me I've been cheated I've been wronged, and you You don't know me, I can't change I won't do anything at all [cho

Pushing Through Adversity
I can feel its presence surrounding me entirely; mind, body and soul. A being so superior to man at its best, that it leaves my mind at a standstill. Unable to think or focus on ones thoughts. Unable to step and put one foot in front of the other to move ones’ body. Unable to fathom the reason for my existence among man. The purpose of life as I would perceive it to be on this desolate land. It instills in me emotion. All of which run through me at once. Causing me to lose faith in anything that seemed real to me in the past. Not giving anything in return for this turmoil of my minds mayhem. This presence is a taker of wills. Zapping out every bit of my energy for its own personal gain. Leaving me drained and exhausted. Unable to even grasp the words needed to scream out if necessary. Showing

The Push!
OK, here is today's question.. yes, it has been awhile. But I think I am going to start doing this again. So, try to stop by often and check out the questions. And be sure to check out the other questions. Ladies.... When you are with your man, how do you feel when he has his arm around you - you guys are watching TV for example. Not sexual at all and he just starts pushing you down to suck his dick? No foreplay, no words, no touching you... just straight to the push. You alllll know what I am talking about! Fella... Why do you do this push? There are so many other ways to get stuff started. If you cant be honest here, then dont even comment. Please be sure to rate this blog - thank you!

Push Comes To Shove
Can you still hear my heart beat? I wanted to answer your lies with lies but would we be changing anything? No, you would still be you I'd still be me we'd still be through So I'll forgiveand I'll forget and let my guard down one last time but you'll relapse and you'll regret and take for granted everything I said Dont cry now It's only beginning to hurt It's only beginning to hurt Can you still hear me now? I'm trying to prove to myself that you're not a mistake and I'm not at fault and I wont be the one to catch your fall No I won't be there anymore now I'll rebuildand I'll replace and kick down doors shut in my face but you'll destroyand you'll dissent and you'll blame everybody but yourself Don't cry now It's only beginning to hurt It's only beginning to hurt I wont waste my time theres nothing left to say so dont bother Don't cry now It's only beginning to hurt It's only beginning to hurt

Push
Push Been seein’ to much of you lately And you’re starting to get on my nerves. This is exactly what happened last time and it’s not what we deserve It’s a, it’s a waste of my time lately. And I’m running out of words. If it’s really meant to be than you can find a way to see [chorus] Maybe you should just shut up Even when it gets tough Baby ‘cause this is love. And you know when push comes to shove It’s gonna take the both of us Baby, this is love Baby, this is love Love Love Love It’s really great to be with you This is how I spend my life But I’m capable of taking care of myself So if you fuck this up than go take a hike It’s a waste of my time Shakin’ it up, Goin’ out to search if it’s really meant to be Then you could find a way to see [chorus] Maybe you should just shut up Even when it gets tough Baby ‘cause this is love. And you know when push comes to shove It’s gonna take th

Pussy
*****THE CREATION OF A PUSSY***** Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, then lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish, and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, holy as can be, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Pussy And Dick Pics
hey i dont care if u all wanna show ur tits puss dick n balls but damn put in a private album so i aint gotta see it first thing i see when im scoping out profiles i got boob pics myself but in a bra and dont post it anywhere i wanna send them i can i dont i dont have too and not everyone can see em who I dont want too i know people take this place as another online hook up place but have some dignity about it not everyone is interested in seeing ur anatomy first time they look at ur profile or ever for that matter i come here, cuz there are actually some cool people on here and hell where else can i have as many pics to share nowhere this cool as of yet i wanna see dick ill head up to the bar and ask someone in person to take a look at theirs same with if i wanted to see women on here, guess i never understood how people could just put theirselves out there( like a two bit whore on the corner its just another form of prositution but ur asses aint getting paid!!!!) for all to s

Pussy In The Cockpit
Pussy in the Cockpit by sweetlinda © The hot Yucatan sun was creating a shimmering heat wave over the tarmac of the airport as I climbed the steps of the aircraft ahead of the passengers now waiting patiently in the departure lounge. From the large glass windows they could see the plane being made ready to take them home from their sun drenched holiday; the flight crew boarding, the baggage handlers loading the many cases into the hold along with the food trolleys destined for the galleys. The past 2 weeks had been hot and sunny, unlike my last vacation to Playa Del Carmen 6 months before. Then it had rained most days, albeit for short, sharp periods, before the Mexican sun had evaporated the water to leave way for a few hot, sunny hours in which I had managed to get at least some scuba diving done. This trip had been far more successful and I had dived every day, with the exception of today. I wasn’t going to risk getting an episode of the bends by diving before a flight.

Pussycat
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, Where Have You Been?
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfort- able. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter an

The Pussy Rainbow Has A Pot Of Gold
The sperm nucleus seed sees beauty, but the soul makes it push for reinforcements in the root...until you find yourself, dick like a rock will always be in the way pounding the cervix thinking life is sex & sex is life. For as long as I can remember sexual desire, I've been a filler of many vessels of luggage contained in lust. Lust to grow and be free because successful lust without love is meaningless or for those of still waiting for love it's the other way around. After many years, I've confronted a piece of childhood that was a void of painful laughter in a period of mylife when I was homeless in my teens Now, abandoned with an inner peace stuggle, I desire to discover the missing, as a whole hole in the hold.In a relationship with a grown woman almost old enough to be my mom "lord - the MILF" and did. I've unconsciously mastered the sexual convient, charmed the lustful challenge, and eased beside clever into the danger of yesteryear and the entourage acceptance of my sex

The Pussy Goddess
Okay so last week I was contemplating writing a blog and titling it "My Underwear Drawer Ate the Love of My Life", but Mr. Rocket turned up and I found out he really prefers my bras to my underwear. But enough of the confessions of a sex toy, I will save that blog for another day (sex toy appreciation day). Today though, I believe it is time we talk about grooming, and the little things one does out of love and appreciation for hot sex. I think that pussy is such a nice warm thing that it deserves to be worshoped with some definite passion and that I would equate to worshiping the goddess pussy. Much as I worshop the cock God (see my I Suck blog). One must recall that in order to be a goddess it requires great beauty and pride in the femaleness of power. The goddess pussy is no different she is beautiful and loves to be impeccably groomed further exerting her female power and her spell over her admirers. You see the goddess pussy has a motto in my pervy world just simply Be Delicious.

Pussy's Ten Commandments
Pussy's Ten Commandments 1. I am the Sovereign Pussy, which has brought thee out of the dark ages with multiple orgasms. Thou shalt not have other pussies, unless I get to join in the fun. 2. Thou shalt scream the Sovereign Pussy by name whilst having a kick ass orgasm, or if thou is in a playful mood, thou mayest use terms of endearment to describe one so beautiful. Terms allowed are Kitten, Oh Great Wet One, Cunt Galore, Creamy and Delicious and finally, a simple, Oh Hell Yeah Baby, will do. 3. Thou shalt maketh graven idols in my image. Gold is preferable, but not mandatory. Thou must worship me and lick me as often as I desire. Thou shall bow to me and serve me and I will drench you in desire. 4. Remember, every day is Pussy Day. Keep them horny, keep them wet and keep them coming baby! 5. Honor thy lovers, male or female. 6. Thou shalt not kill the idea of sexual pleasure. Keep it alive and keep it passionate forever and ever, a-fucking-men. 7. Th

Pussy Playing With Pussy!
This is how happy I am! I just wanted to thank Lady D for the 7 day damn Blast...good God woman! Want to say hey to the new Cherries that has recently been added. Hey, you asked, now you have to deal with shit like this. Or untill you remove me...all good! Again, thanks Lady D and more ramblings coming soon, or when something or someone pisses me off!

Pussy
FIRST YOU START BYE KISSING ON HER EARS SLOWLY CARESSING THEM FOR BOUT 2MINUTES NEXT U MOVE SLOWLY DOWN 2 HER NECK SLOWLY CARESS IT WIT UR LIPS AN TOUNGE AN SEE WAT IT TASTE LIK THEN U MOVE 2 HER CHEST VERY SLOWLY KISS IT THEN MOVE DOWN A LIL MORE 2 HER THIGHSCARESS THEM VERY SLOWLY THEN CARESS HER NIPPLES BY SUCKING THEM VERY LIGHTLY THEN U MOVES DOWN 2 HER THIGHS AN CARESS THEM BY KISSING THEM UP&DOWN EXTREMLY SLOW SO SHE FEELS IT THEN U MOVE DOWN 2 HER LEGS SLOWLY FINALLY U PUT UR FACE IN BETWEEN HER LEGS AN PUT UR LIPS ON HER * AN EAT IT LIK APPLE PIE BUT DO IT NICE AN SLOW DNT BITE MAYBE A NIBBLE AN CARESS HER * BYE MOVING UR TOUNGE IN&OUT IF U WANT 2 MAK IT THA BEST SHE'S EVER HAD USE FOODS LIK HERSHEY CHOCOLATE SYRUP, OR STRAWBERRY SYRUP AN CARMEL SYRUP OR WHIP CREAM BUT CARESS IT IF U DO AN IF IT'S UR FIRST TIME READ THIS VERY SLOWLY TRUST ME IT WORKS AN IF U HAV A TOUNGE RING IT MAKES IT EXTRA FUN 4 HER ESPECIALLY IF IT'S VIBRATES

Pussy Types
LAZY PUSSY- this is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you please the pussy in a way i

Pussy Love
Aaaahhhhh! hahahahahaha! I totally made you look! (grinning a big evil grin right now...) This is not what you think. Go back, it's scarier.... Just kidding. I've noticed lately that my cat has developed a yen for my well washed foot. There's a point here, but bear with me... I'm an every-other day kind of girl with hair washing. Most people shouldn't wash their hair every day, did ya know? Anyway, on the days that I don't wash my hair I jump out of the shower and get dressed and going fairly quickly. On the days that I do wash my hair the process is a bit longer... (Here you go guys, the risque part...) On those days I walk around naked for the better part of an hour. I can't dry my hair fully dressed, I sweat. I also can't dry my hair just out of the shower, it holds moisture too much and takes forever. So instead I straighten up my bedroom, maybe make some coffee or food, usually sit down at my pc and respond to messages.... Now, my cat is very dog-like. I ha

Pussy!!!
OK - I am officially fed up with these 20 something ambercrombie whore douchebag fucks with their generic "I eat pussy" pick-up line hitting on me. You're so totally unoriginal and unimpressive. Stop acting like being able to lick pussy is accomplishing something in your shallow fucking lives. Apparently wit, charm and the art of seduction are waaaaaay above your skill level.

Pussy Lickin' Pro, I Am!!!
The Cunning Linguist You have 86% oral prowess! You really enjoy giving a woman head. It's probably a passion of yours, or you've mastered the technique enough to carry a reputation as a memorable partner. You've probably made women that have difficulty reaching orgasm reach them with little effort. Kudos to you for being a master of the art of oral pleasure! This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on oral prowess Link: The Are you good at cunnilingus Test written by jus2showu on Ok Cupid

Pussy Law!
Pussy Law Here are a few fun little 'pussy law's' I found on a website for and aboutescorts Men that fart in your incall (loudly and more than once) must insert a glade plug-in in their rectum for the remainder of the appointment. Pussy Law! Any guy who thinks sticking his finger in and out (and in and out) of an escort, or any other woman’s pussy without ever a thought of touching your clit and thinks this will get you hot and ready must submit to having his elbow touched as a way of getting him hard. Pussy Law! Any man who attempts to stick a finger in a provider’s ass without permission or lube should be shown what it feels like first……roughly. Perhaps with a thick zucchini or cucumber!!! Read More Pussy Law HERE!

Pussy & Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

Pussycat Regularly Takes The City Bus
Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week. The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop. The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot's poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop. Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing. "The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and

Pussycat Dolls : Buttons
:Chorous: Im tellin ya to loosen up my buttons babe(uh hu) But u keep frontin(uh) Sayin what u gon do to me(uh hu) But I aint seen nuttin Im tellin you to loosen up my buttons babe(uh hu) But u keep frontin(uh) sayin wut u gon do to me(uh hu) but I aint seen nuttin Download Pussycat Dolls Ringtones! Select your carrier... UK Phones I like when its physical gone leave me askin for more Im a sexy mama and I always get what I wanna I wanna do this thing right on ya do a couple the things that I told ya you been sayin all the right things all night long But I cant seem to get you over here to help take this off Baby cant you see,these clothes are comin off me This heat comin from this beat Im about to blow I dont think you know :Chorous: You say ur a big boy but I cant agree cuz the love you said you had aint been put on me [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] I wonda,if Im just to much for you wonda dont my ki

Pussycat Dolls-i Don't Need A Man
I see you looking at me Like I got something that's for you And the way that you stare Don't you dare 'Cause I'm not about to Just give it all up to you 'Cause there are some things I won't do And I'm not afraid to tell you I don't ever want to leave you confused The more you try The less I bite And I don't have to think it through You know if I'm into you I don't need a man to make it happen I get off being free I don't need a man to make me feel good I get off doing my thing I don't need a ring around my finger To make me feel complete So let me break it down I can get off when you ain't around Oh! You know I got my own life And I bought everything that's in it So if you want to be with me It ain't all about the bling you bringing I want a love that's for real And without that, no deal And baby I don't need a hand If it only wants to grab one thing The more you try The less I bite And I don't have to think it through You know if I'm feeling yo

Pussy! (nsfw)
Ok, so I'm drivin home after a pretty extensive night of fun and hanging out with the FTIG CC Bar Rats..Shootin pool, dancin, and expanding our horizions to some of the finer clubs.... *cough* in the area.... So there I was drivin home, all is well and calm, I come upon a Trans AM, the car looks like it's rockin'. Black, tinted windows, dule exhaust, 20" tires, and other niceities... The guy or girl teases me the whole way down 15s... We finally get to a red light... Green = Go right? He was pratically still sitting there when I hit my turn off.... What a pussy! Fuckin homo... Don't tease with speed and not do anything about it! That's like trying to jerk me off and stopping just before I shoot a load! So that is the rant for today! Ciao,

Pussy Poesy ( Women Or Men Only )
Oh pussy mine! I worship thee And bow in love With Reverie Sweet fragrant scent Sheer desperate plea For tender hands Adoring thee Sleek thighs I bare To seek thy treasure My only need To gift thee pleasure Most sacred gem Rooted in thy mound Golden curls I part To thee I’m bound Sweet nectar swirls Oh nourish me! Thy potion flows Pure poetry! Senses heighten Reason rests Hardened nipples Swollen breasts Frenzied movements Thrashing hips Come, come, my Love Upon my lips Once more, my Darling? Turn over please “Brute” aches and hungers For thee to seize Oh Sweetest heart My Destiny! Through Heaven’s door Breathe Ecstasy!

Pussy....
1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it. 2. Cheap Pussy Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off. Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this. Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have ch

A Pussy Poem
Pussy Poem by Melissa Moon Why I'm here - To put myself about To spread myself over the net I want to Slowly, honeysweetly, Ooze and trickle over the globe, Into hidden places I'll never know about. This pussy is out for globalisation. Coarse black hairs Grow round it. Jagged, Zig-zagged They cover the rocks Of a pulsating abyss. No warning sign among these rocks. No "Beware ye who enter here!" A hot Niagara Without Viagra Cocks are finite, limited, "The end is nigh". They are the limit; The end is what they are about. "Stand and deliver!" Cocks are displayed "Stand and surrender!" Exposed in their fragilities Threatened with exposure. Cunts promise, suggest Intimate infinity. Infinite irregularity, Infinitely off limits, Put fear in little eyes of men: Magical, limitless, Delicate mysterious, My cunt is wild chaos, Kali's black chasm Guarded by rocks of bone: "Just as all colors disappear in b

The Pussycat Song
The Pussycat Song My pussycat was scratching out on the front door Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore Sore pussy! Sore…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was sitting out on the front step Sat so long it started to rain, poor pussy got wet Wet pussy! Sore…wet...pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was playing out on the back lot Played so long, poor pussy got hot Hot pussy! Sore…wet…hot…pussy Just a friendly little cat! I left my bottle of whiskey out last My pussycat drank it and got real tight Tight pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long, he lost his hair Bald pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…bald…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My neighbor and I are at the clothesline I said to my neighbor, “Won’t you look at mine?” My pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight

Pussycats
A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what

Pussy Cat "very Funny"
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O ', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe ' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office wa

Pussy Dig
Every day and every night Stacie comes to play. She plays the boys that come on over in so many ways. She'll get down on her knees to suck his dick. On his balls she loves to lick. She likes the feel of cum running down her throat. The guy asked her to change position , she says if it floats your boat. So he moves down ,down south, in between her thighs. He tells her he'll make her high. As she creams all over his face, She says "Hey let's go to your place!" He stops the licking and gets on top. Then he grabs his beer cup. Squirts the cum in the beer Leaving it there he says "Let's go somewhere not so near." He drives her to a hidden spot, Where her cherry is sure to pop. He slides inside her hard and rough, He says "I'll tear you up" Sh says "Nope I'm tough" He fucks her like an animal, hard and raw. Man he must be good, she isn't even out of her bra. As the end comes he sighs and smiles big. He says "Man it sure feels good to pussy dig!" Ok this poem here is

The Pussy Cat Song
My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door Scratched so long poor pussy got sore Sore pussy..ooohhhh Sore..pussy ooohhh Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was sittin on the front step Sat so long poor pussy got wet Wet pussy...ohhhhh Sore, wet..pussy Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot Played so long poor pussy got hot Hot pussy..ohhhh Sore, wet, hot...pussy.. Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long he lost his hair Bald pussy...ohhh Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor and I out at the clothes line I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine My pussy..oohhhhhh Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor stole my kitty But I did see I said to my neighbor set my pussy free Free pussy Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy Just a friendly little cat Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Pussy's
GIANT PUSSIES I like pussy. Even better, I like GIANT pussies. Big ol' gashes I can crawl up into and soak in the sweet fragarance of sultry sugar walls. But the GIANT pussies I speak of lurk in New York (where else lately!) These pussies are looking to rock the world of some studs I know up in New England. Now, sadly enough, the GIANT pussies think they have a chance of scoring.... but the big bitches don't! They'll be handed a big heaping portion of patriot pride, RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS! But we've got plenty of time to discuss that whole scenario later, so feel free to chime in NY'ers. Got anythingleft in the tank these days? Or are you just too embarassed that your boys actually play in the swamps of Jersey? EWWWWWWW! JERRRR-ZEEEE

Pussycat Playmates Bulletin
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Pussy Eating Frog
A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits next to this real attractive lady, places the frog up on the counter, and orders a drink.The lady says "that's a disgusting looking frog you got there." The guys says, "Yeah well lemmie tell ya something... this here frog is THE BESTdamn pussy eater you ever seen." The lady is outrages and says so then promptly gets up and moves across the bar. A few hours pass.... The lady has had more then her share, and starts thinking about the frog... So she staggers back up to the guy and says, "OK prove it!". They run get a hotel room.. the lady gets nude and is lying on the bed with legs spread open wide. The guy takes the frog and puts it in position,then commands, "go homer!".... the frog lays there.... he commands again... "GO HOMER" the frog still does nothing.... he picks up the frog and tosses into the corner and says, "If I've shown ya once ... I've shown ya 1000 times .. now watch how its done!"

Pussy
now im often subject to self introspective moods and i was starting to think here lately that my addiction to sex was because of pussy. I am a sex addict but im not gay i don't blow ppl just to blow them. i think its all cause of pussy. i just get too damn excited when its present. the tast, look, feel, smell, sight of it just seems to be the root of a good chunk of my problems. when you meet a girl, it can be a friendly chit chat and what not i'm sure, but all i think about is what their pussy tastes like. how they shake and moan when their legs r wrapped around my head. sex is just fun and dandy, but trully pussy is the whole reason i exsist. they all look different, but simaller. most taste oh so sweet and just look so divine. now because of my problems i've encountered so many things that r just not visually appealling, but for pussy i'll just put up with them. i learned about so many different STD's because of my fetish [and i do mean fetish, as in i can't get off unless pussy i

Pussycat Playmates
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Pussy And More Pussy
>> THE BEST COMEBACK LINE OFTHE YEAR! >> This comes under the 'priceless' Category... >> Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed On the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who Interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you Feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of All time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview Between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who Was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what Things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your Base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them Climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTER VIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit Irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be Properly supervised on the firing range. FEMALE INTER

Pussy Willow
Pussy willow I really love to see the pussy willow in all it’s beautiful glory you can smell it you can taste it and know it juicy story come closer because there’s something you should know this flower has a gift for you that it wants to show first you have to touch it and kiss it’s budding bloom then the flower will open and be ready for you soon going deep into it’s plume the budding flower grows touching, rubbing, squeezing the flower’s moisture flows to drink the flowing juice of the flower may not be mandatory but it is the thing to do if you want to see the pussy willow in all it’s beautiful glory STANLEY HENDRIX

A Pussy Eater's Creed
A Pussy Eater's Creed by LateNiteFantasy© All of life is Lived by creeds; Either known or unknown. When it comes to pussy Eating, as for me, There is a ceed: 1) I will respect and honor all pussies as being special and the owners as special. 2) I will eat no pussy before it is ready. It isn't fair to rush this beautful experience. 3) I will never harm or abuse a pussy. It is the Queen of the universe, 4) I will always ask the owner how she wants her pussy eaten; she is the perfect person to know. I am always a student. 5) I will put the pussy's pleasure before my own pleasure. Time doesn't matter. 6) I will never leave a pussy unsatsified or wanting more. Total orgasms is the goal! 7) I will use my whole body in my quest to satisfy a pussy: tongue, mouth, cock, fingers, lips, nose, teeth, chin, etc. 8) I will keep all eatings confidental. 9) I promise never to say NO to a request to eat a pussy. 10) I will never retire from pussy eating; it's a lifetime commitmen

A Pussy Eater's Mind
A Pussy Eater's Mind by LateNiteFantasy© The age old question is: What makes a pussy eater? The difference between the pussy eater and the non pussy eater is mindset...thinking; to eat pussy you have to think pussy; to eat pussy you have to think positively about the art and science of great pussy eating; the success of pussy eating centers in how one views himself/herself relative to eating pussy; it's the old PMA: "Positive Mental Attitude" turned into "Pussy Mental Attitude."

A Pussy For Breakfast
A Pussy For Breakfast by LateNiteFantasy© After a good night's sleep I love to wake up in the morning and touch your still moist pussy. I nibble your neck, tracing your hot skin with my wet tongue; approaching your garden I get a sniff of the heavenly aroma emitting from your sacred prize; my tongue dips slowly and drags between the lips that are starting to swell; then I dip deeper, up and down the valley of joy; oh, what a breakfast; to think lunch will be shortly and then dinner...wow, what a day of feasting on your pussy.

A Pussy Speaks
A Pussy Speaks by LateNiteFantasy© I AM PUSSY... ...treat me with respect, I AM PUSSY... ...know my anatomy, I AM PUSSY... ...know how to pleasure me, I AM PUSSY... ...I make the world spin, I AM PUSSY... ...savor each taste of me, I AM PUSSY... ...tongue tease me, I AM PUSSY... ...drink my rich honey, I AM PUSSY... ...worship at my gates, I AM PUSSY... ...the dream of every man, I AM PUSSY... ...what mama warned you about.

A Pussy's Top 10 Desserts
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A Pussy Worshipper
A Pussy Worshipper by LateNiteFantasy© You are the center of the universe: I bow before you; the one who resides behind the silk lace of hair. I am a pussy worshiper; I have no shame or reluctance to probe all of you with my total being; no one has a deeper lust and desire to satisfy you; oh, holy hole of Venus, please accept my praise and sincere worship; I lay my gifts on your altar.

Pussy Is Beautiful!
Pussy Is Beautiful! by LateNiteFantasy© A woman's pussy is beautiful, When it's open like a flower. It's insides shine with a lovely sheen, It's prettier by the hour! The pussy's pink and so succulent, With the glow of it's pussy juice. Lightly coating everything inside, There's nothing about it obtuse! It's sweet slickness is lingering there, Waiting for a hot tongue and lips. To lick and slurp and suck it all up, And make it have orgasmic trips! There's nothing nearly as beautiful, As a pussy open to view. It's Heaven sent and Divinely made, And is waiting for me or you!!

Pussy Juice!
Pussy Juice! by LateNiteFantasy© There's nothing better, in this world, Than pussy juice from a sweet young girl. I'll suck and lick it, with my tongue, And all too soon, that girl will cum! Her clit gets slick, and tastes so sweet, It makes me want, to beat my meat! And when her, pussy hole is right, I suck and lick, with all my might. I pull her, pussy lips apart, And lick again, with all my heart!!

Pussy Time!
Pussy Time! by LateNiteFantasy© Sung to the song "Sugartime" by Johnny Cash. Pussy in the morning, pussy in the evening, pussy for supper time, I love that sweet pussy, and eat it all the time. Asshole in the morning, asshole in the evening, asshole for supper time, I want that sweet asshole cause it tastes so sublime. Bridge. Let me feast on pussy, And eat sweet asshole too. Let me get my rocks off, And fuck and cum and screw! Second Verse. Pussy in the morning, pussy in the evening, pussy at supper time, I want to fuck pussy, and fill it with my cum. Asshole in the morning, asshole in the evening, asshole at supper time, Assholes feel like Heaven, inside that plump warm bum. Bridge. Repeat Bridge.

Pussy Eating Changed My Life
Pussy Eating Changed My Life by LateNiteFantasy© For years I was A stick and dip man, Screwing many pussies Across the land; Never had a desire To go down on a lady But then one night I said, "Well, maybe." I had a new urge To tongue her sweet box, I did so because She was one sexy fox. Wow! Oh, my god, The taste of her pussy Exploded my stiff rod. From that day until now I have been a changed man I seek pussy eating pleasure Any time that I can. Yes, an old dog can Learn new sexual tricks.

Pussy Eating Virus
Pussy Eating Virus by LateNiteFantasy© There is a pussy eating virus going round the nation; it has infected millions, including me; I can't help but going down on a sweet, wet pussy; going down on a throbbing pussy is not a bad thing; if you are infected you know what I mean; thankfully there is no cure because those of us who are infected don't want to stop; neither do those we eat want us to stop.

Pussy Sizes
Pussy Sizes by LateNiteFantasy© Don't be fooled By thinking the Size of a women Determines the Size of her pussy. Not so. In fact, A large-built woman May have a small pussy, While a thin-built woman May have a big pussy. This is why pussy Exploration is so wonderful: You never know, and it Really doesn't matter, what Size a woman's pussy may Be just by looking at her. Size doesn't determine the Valuable, pleasuring and Taste of that jewel hidden Behind silk carpet doors.

Pussy Matters
Pussy Matters by LateNiteFantasy© In the scheme of things there is an ebb and flow; there are some things that do not matter at all, and some things really matter, but there is no doubt that the flower garden at the intersection of thighs matters to passion seekers. Yes, pussy really matters: its beauty, taste and thrill has no equal or substitute; nights fly on wings of lust, mornings reluctantly break cadance, emotions anticipate what matters; yes, sweet, sweet pussy matters; if you don't believe it try living in a world without it.

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I left this as a picture comment for Fizzle and decided the rest of the world deserved to know. Ok. So I have this gigantic cat named Jinxy. He weighs about 25lbs. Hes a smart bastard to top it off. Whenever he wants out of a room and you're sleeping, he'll come up to you and gently paw at your face or try and move your hands and what not to wake you up. Well he was locked in my room last night and I had passed out when he came up to me and started trying to wake me up. I just ignored him and fell back to sleep. This went on for about an hour till Jinxy got frustrated. So after my final push off, I rolled over flat on my back and laid there for about 5 minutes before he crawled up over my pillow and laid across my face. I believe what woke me up was I breathed in and all I tasted was fur. A thick, nasty tuff of long black hair. Needless to say, he got the point across. I got up and let him out. I guess the moral of the story is cats are evil and the fat ones will try and kill

Pussy Control
Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve {Our special presentation will start shortly} Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores {But first a message from our sponsors} Uh, yeah Uh Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen ("What hotel number is she in?") Boys and motherfuckin' girls ("319, 319" "Cool") This is your captain with no name speakin' And I'm here 2 rock your world With a tale that will soon be classic About a woman U already know No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and a rep With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded When I'm rich, on your neck I will step" And step she did 2 the straight A's Then college, a master degree She

Pussy Part 1
PUSSY!! Part 1. Current mood: In touch with my Inner Vagina! How can I begin an in-depth discussion based on MY feelings about PUSSY!? Hmmmm..... I think I had better walk into this with my eyes wide open........ So, I'll start by telling you about how it looks to me. OK? OK! I LOVE the way PUSSY looks! I don't think it looks like a flower, but I do think Flowers can look like Pussy! I don't think it looks like a taco, but I do think you can make a Taco look like Pussy! Pussy has a look all its own. There is nothing like it! It is a unique creation unto itself. To me, there is very little more beautiful than Pussy. Most of those few things are are other parts of a woman. But Pussy rates right up there in the TOP TWO THINGS I LIKE ABOUT WOMEN! The first look most guys have of pussy is not really pussy at all! It is what we fellows like to call Bush! The triangle of hair is what we see. The rest is veiled in imagination! Shrouded in the stuff of dreams, Pussy is the unknow

Pussy Part 2
PUSSY! (Part 2) More Pussy! Let us now explore the exceptional aromas associated with Pussy... To me, Pussy smells GOOD! Love the smell of Pussy! It makes me feel somewhat.... uh....invigorated! And why not? It is what it is! It smells the way it is suppose to smell!! Why do I even address this issue? Because not everyone feels the same way I do about it! And some, I believe... are even afraid of it! Pussy smells like Pussy. That’s not to say there is only one aroma associated with Pussy, but to say that no mater what iteration a Pussy chooses to reveal as its aroma, it is All good! “OK,” you say, “You have never smelled ‘skanky’ Pussy!” “Oh, yes I have!” says me.... But can you deny that it is Pussy? No Way!! ...and Pussy is a good thing, right? Even if it is skanky! But most Pussy is not skanky. Most Pussy is fresh and alive with wanton desire! (Yes....women want sex, too!) And when it really feels like getting some.

The Pussycat Adoption
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SB convo his name was Scotty Hotty...yeah... Sc(.)tty_H...: so i tell you what....keep ur fuckin sarcasm Sc(.)tty_H...: precisely my point Sc(.)tty_H...: you see i can be sarcastic also...sounds dumb huh? Sc(.)tty_H...: only your ceiling? Sc(.)tty_H...: sky* Sc(.)tty_H...: the shy is not up either...among others? Sc(.)tty_H...: oic ->Rev: ;p ->Sc(.)tty_H...: the ceiling Sc(.)tty_H...: whats up sexy?

Pussy Liquor
Rob Zombie - Pussy Liquor Earl had a baby Baby was her name He knew she was crazy Tiny was the same Down behind the shed Slaughtering the hog Slice along the belly Feed it to the dog 1,2,3 who should I kill? Everymother fucker running up the hill 1,2,3 what should I do? Get fucked up and fuck up you Pussy Liquor Make ya sicker Pussy Liquor Do it quicker (spoken x2) Baby: Yeah we liked to get fucked up Goober: Yeah i like to get fucked up too Gaby: Yeah I bet you do Otis was his name White as a ghost totally insane Otis loves the girls Young and clean Drowning in a bucket of gasoline 1,2,3 who should I kill? Everymother fucker running up the hill 1,2,3 what should I do? Get fucked up and fuck up you Pussy Liquor Make ya sicker Pussy Liquor Do it quicker (spoken x2) Baby: Yeah we liked to get fucked up Goober: Yeah i like to get fucked up too Baby: Yeah I bet you do Dont you know something They wont tell Send them to a hell Bur

Pussy Pics
THE VOODOO PENIS A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The salesman there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except. . . the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what'? The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The salesman then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the salesman said 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the

Pussy Moster
I was one of those people at one point who said I would never do it until I tried it for the first time. Something came over me and ignited my mind to know more. I came to realize I LOVE THAT SHIT LMAO..!! maybe its something about the way a woman taste or the look on her face as you bring her to the point of climax maybe its the moaning I love to hear or how I go slow in circles until you cream..whatever it may be I cant stop and wont stop even when u go limp and grab on the sheets I think its the way the woman grabs me as I enter her after I get done tasting her beauty and look in her eyes... Either way it go I love doing.. what I do to please the beautiful women of this earth. I think its really the way I suck on the clit and press my tongue against the walls while grabbing her ass. Maybe Im to good but I know once you had me you wont be dissappointed.Im not nasty.. but I wil do anything to please women and ( YOU ) who is reading this rite now. These are more than words this is real

Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho (you Are My Destiny)
In English: Jai Ho Music theme from Slumdog Millionaire Jai Ho! Jai Ho I got shivers When you touch of a (?) I’ll make you hot, Get what you got, I’ll make you wanna say (Jai Ho, Jai Ho) I got fever, running like a fire For you I will go all the way I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho) I keep it steady steady, that’s how I do it This beat is heavy, so heavy you gonna feel it. (Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe (Jai Ho) You are the reason that I still believe (Jai Ho) You are my destiny (Jai Oh) Oh-oh-oh (Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho) Nothing can ever come between us (Jai Ho) So come and dance with me Jai Ho! Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me, I want you now, I know you can save me, you can save me, I need you now. I am yours forever, yes, forever, I will follow, Anywhere in anyway, Never gonna let go Jai Ho! Jai Ho! Escape (escape) away (away), I’ll take you to a place,

Pussies On Fubar? Hm..
It seems to be that whenever two or more ideas or opinions clash there has to be an all out verbal attack on either side of the party. Through my experience here, I find that very few people are actually capable of disagreeing with civility . And it's a little disheartening, I have to tell you, half of these people are full blown adults, like 24 and up and they act more childish than I do sometimes. Here's a great example of what I mean, if someone has an opposing argument to a statement you made anywhere on Fubar there's a chance that they will message you or hit up your shout box. Here's the part that makes me laugh they'll hit you up and be like " You're a piece of shit, whore, bitch, cunt rag, idiot, bitch bitch bitch!" Then when you go to reply they have already blocked you. I've got one word for all of you people who do that shit, "PUSSIES" you're all a bunch of fucking pussies (lol). What's the matter? You can dish it out but you can't take it? I have the ability to

Pussy Eating 101
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Good evening class, I’d like to welcome you to Pussy Eating 101 Pay close attention now There are Rules and regulations to pleasing a girl Going down town could really rock her world But you got to make sure that you know what you’re doing There’s a map down there that you got to start learning First you got to make sure you rehearse Move round your tongue like you’re trying to curse Cause there’s nothing worse than a tongue that doesn’t work Then your girl will be mad and you feel like a jerk Spread out her lips before you kiss You want to make sure that you find the clit Lick a little bit then move it all around Lick it all over till you hear her make a sound Then you know that you find a good spot Tease it and touch it but not a lot With your mouth down south, you’re in control You could make it, happen fast or slowDon’t be bland, better act creative Be on top of your game and be innovative Experiment a bi

Pussy And Bitch Joke
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy.""OK dad, so what's a bitch?""Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

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Pussy-ass Wimpy Men And The Bitches That Created Them
I was having a discussion with a friend recently and the subject of what has happened to men these days came up. She expressed how hard it is to find a "real" man, one that is a man and not just self-imposing prick. She is right, where are the "men" of this world? I am all for women having the right to hold down jobs they are capale of doing just as well and all that. But, ladies, don't fuckin whine when you can't find that knight in shining armour that is going to sweep you off and make your life suger sweet happy! If you act like the bitch he just got away from you think he is going to rush to get to know you? Society has made it "wrong" to be a man in this day and I say fuck that! you do not have to be "kinky" or anything of the like to be a man. Stay true to what you want and stick to it. Being a man is not all about being rough n tough but more about being the foundation. Someone your partner can lean on and feel stronger with. So many times I hear women go on about how no man

The Pussy Palace Is Full Of Abortions
Have you been to an emergency room in the past three months? Yeah, right. I don't have health insurance. I'd rather be dead than have medical bills. If so, what for (patient, visitor)? What is your least favorite thing about the same sex? Shoes with chunky heels and muffin tops. What about the opposite sex? They're needy ass bitches. And they always want blowjobs. Hello, how about my neck hurts. Have you ever seen a bald eagle in person? Hello, I'm so American I have a pet bald eagle. What type of rides do you like most at amusement parks? Yeah, let me go spend thirty bucks to get on some death traps, be around screaming children. And if all that isn't fun enough I can buy a eight dollar diet coke and not be able to smoke anywhere. Would you be willing to take a drug test right now? I mean it depends on what it's for but there is a VERY good chance I would pass. I'm proud. Has there ever been a time in your life that you would've failed that test? Why don't you ask DuPage County about

Pussy Is A Chicken......by Ragdoll
Pussy is a chicken....... Current mood:groggy I want to get back to writing fictional erotica...Things we all dream of and wish for...I hope to start with this story and take it somewhere wonderful and good! Enjoy! " I could watch you sleep for hours" I was taken back..coming too and realizing he was sitting indian style on the bed, looking peacefully at me. I focused a lil more wondering what time it was..How long had he been sitting like that? "Good Morning Beautiful..." "Good Morning", I managed to say. Realizing extreme thirst, I searched for the bottled water I hadnt finished earlier, eased up on my elbows and took a drink to kill the dry throat. "Its 8:20 am, he said. "Oh my, how long did I sleep?" " Give or take..about 3 hours." "I'm sorry I fell asleep..." "I'm not! ", he said firmly, "it gave me a chance to look at your beauty... uninterrupted...." I could feel the blush rise to my cheeks.With those words, I melted. I dont know why, but that was the sweetest word I coul

Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Pussy Pants
one bright beautiful day while the middle child sister was down i thought we could go do the sister thing and have lunch so went did that some shopping the sister bonding girly thing so anyway oddly enough us sisters the youngest the middle and myself were all standing around the kitchen having a discussion and the youngest is talking about how she shoves the cat down her jumper so the middle sister says "haha shes got a pussy down her jacket" i laugh she laughs and then the youngest without missing a beat says "umm no down my pants" spins and walks away the two of us just about died (p.s) the youngest is all of 16

Pussy
so today I got a new kitten. He is soooooo freaking adorable. I got him from somebody my husband used to work with. His wife found him in the walgreen's parking lot. She put an ad out in the paper, but nobody claimed him so her husband asked my husband if we wanted a cat. My husband asked me and I was like hell fucking yes, you don't need to ask me twice lol. so we met at the parking lot in godfrey walmart and I got my new kitten. His name is batman because it looks like he has a black mask over his face. so cute. He is black and white and definatly is a male cat cause i turned him over and he had balls. I'll have to take him to pope animal hospital on Tuesday when I get paid. Socks is hissing up a storm. He rarely ever hisses but man, he can't stop hissing now, it is so funny. oh oh, now i hear growling noises from Socks. Something tells me he doesn't like his new baby brother. lol. I am so happy right now. I love my cats. i love pussy and i'm proud of it!!! lol. I had

“put A Rubber On It”
“Put A Rubber On It” A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that sound is driving me nuts!" The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"

Put A Stop To These Pranksters !
Warning: Look at the gas pump handle BEFORE you pump your gas. Please read and forward to anyone you know who drives a car. My name is Captain Abraham Sands of the Jacksonville, Florida Police Department. I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states. Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles! These needles appear to be infected with HIV positive blood. Everybody take time out and post this twice a day for at least 1 month !

Put An 'ice' Entry Into Your Phone With Emergency Contact Information
Put an 'ICE' Entry into Your Phone With Emergency Contact Information-Truth! Summary of the eRumor The eRumor says that after the terrorist bombings in London in July, 2005, an ambulance service started a campaign to encourage you to put an 'ICE' entry into your cell phone that contains the names and numbers of people to be contacted in case you are in an emergency. The Truth The campaign is true, although it was not prompted by the London terrorist bombings. It was started in April, 2005 by a paramedic based in Cambridge in England. His name is Bob Brotchie and he is a clinical team leader for the East Anglian Ambulance NHS Trust. He said he got tired of trying to figure out who to contact when dealing with shocked or injured patients who can't give the information themselves. The campaign encourages people to put an entry in their cell phones and other portable address devices under the name of 'ICE' (In case of emergency). Emergency personnel can quickly check the cel

Put A Cork In It!
A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave." DJ: "Dave, what's your word?" Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'." DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!" The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: "96FM, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff." DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?" Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'." DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

Put A Fork In Me Im Done!
This place used to be SO much fun. The lounges, the mumms, the bulletins,the blogs, even just the user comments used to look forward to reading every day. Now the lounges are boring-either the music is crappy or you might as well be invisible sitting there talking to yourself. The mumms have been taken over by self-righteous bastards that think they are better than everyone else to the point where you are scared to post a mumm for fear of being attacked. The bulletins since the rating timeout feature and recently the knowing who your downraters are have become a HATEfest! I mean come on people! How many times have you been zipping through rating pages or pics and the page scrolls and you accidently rate less than 10? Even if you correct it now someone just sends the "CT Police" your profile link without so much as a screenshot naming you as a downrater and BOOM your on a famous blog now!Dont get me wrong, I could give a shit about downrating! The points are the SAME people! The ac

Put Anti Bush Slide Shows On Your Profile, Group Profile Or Bulletin Boards.........
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Put A Little Umph In It
[Chorus] I love it when you grind on me When you put it right on me All the faces that you make All the sounds you create When you put a little When you put a little bit of humph in it That's when I lose control When you put a little humph in it Start squeezin' and you won't let go When you put a little humph in it Keep tellin' me how much you love me When you put a little humph in it When you put a little bit of humph in it, ooh [Brandon] She's so scandalous But I love eveything she do the best (yeah, yeah) Ain't no competition, so down wit it And so submissive I'm in all, all of you, you're my mission Got my mind in a trance and my body sure to follow Ooo, keep doin' that thing you do Go head and ride [Chorus] I love it when you grind on me When you put it right on me All the faces that you make All the sounds you create When you put a little When you put a little bit of humph in it That's when I lose control When you

Putassucias
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Putain
Putain She lay there…begging to die…hands cuffed…face producing the ugliness of beautiful torture…panting for pain’s Tricks of a talented tongue Rush not…every second is choreographed…every touch warns…confusion is expected to redeem an audience of shattered lies…the music plays silence Stealing the warmth of her craving mouth…eyes suffocating in darkness…longing for this release…as fingers petition for delicate silk… No philter needed to Demand this death…shadows mimic every pitiless move…Echoing skin portrays perpetual waves…drowning moans So be it… Engrave the mind…as blood flows to a head excited from attention…exploding an abundance of sighs…I am to die…first! Henri

Put A Shirt On!
It seems like every day on fubar, my eyes are treated to the indignity of another shirtless moron who thinks hes pretty damn special cause he goes to the gym a couple times a week. So all day/night i have to watch these hulks of stupidity roll up my bar tab because some chick added them, and im too lazy to filter it. What makes these fuckin meatheads think theyve all gotta default pic themselves shirtless?"Oh look at me, i dont have an ounce of brain inside my fat stupid head, i cant even spell my name correctly, and im probably a big pussy who skates by safely because i make alot of noise and hope that plus my muscles intimidates people who dont know any better." So each and every day, I gotta watch another cookie cutter fucktard who thinks hes unique, but is really just another pathetic entree in the long list of fucktards with a shirtless default pic and maybe the word "enforcer" horridly mispelled in their name. Really, dullards, put the shirt back on, listen to what your spell

[putanesca Part Ii Because You Knew I Would]
You know I can't leave a good thing and not make it better.Part two of my not that remarkable but quite good putanesca is a complete rewrite with similar technique.>>if that made sense.So back up a tick on this whole processstick to the stuffed olives getting mashed and added with brine and filling.It's still awesome.Now- huck the whole soynuts and average tomato sauce for a completely run of the millperfectly normaloverpriced artichoke/tomato spread.Yup.I spent a little money.But this is a funky vegetably chunky variation I can get behind. And it was born of necessity because all the tomato sauces at my usual deli were... well... crap, so I if I was going to spend $7 on a tomato sauce, I figured I'd get one that I couldn't MAKEfor $2.Well... thing is I can still make this sauce for $2and here's howone small can (6 oz) tomato sauce- chunky, smooth- wholewhatever your preference, and getting the "italian style" (which is just loaded with salt and dry basil or oregano or both) would be f

Put A New Sexy On It
I have been so guilty of self pleasures and undisciplinary debates within myself that I have come to the conclusion that it JUST DOES NOT MATTER! It does not matter that I am not perfect, it does not matter that I mess up in relationships..what does matter to me and this being my FIRST BLOG in a place like thiis is that I am a Christian woman who desires to find a good Christian man who has passions and desires like I do. Now this is my first blog and I have added photographs that perhaps later God will convict me and show me my wrong but for now I see my pics as a work of beauty and art and I have to express myself as a woman to a man and I have needs for that acceptance and if that is an excuse to meet a fun guy that takes life fun and exciting but believes in Christ and I can help him and he can help me THEN SO BE IT!!! I am tired of the games and pretending to be someone I am not and someone I should be. I will be that person that God created me to be and I SO ENCOURAGE you the

Put A New Sexy On It Part 2
Now for the other part. I enjoy the ability to talk and share with others and talk to you about anything :) I love the male company and please feel free to chat with me anytime :) This has been very fun so far and not so bad if you make it clean and FUN! FUNDREAMS!!

Put Down The Fork
Everbody should have a doc like mine. This guy is a former Marine and also a former air force flight surgeon. So I went to see him a year or so ago and he says, "Hey Wes, man, uh, I hate to break this to you dude, but you're a fatass. You really should do something about this because it's only gonna get tougher as you get older. I so wish that somebody had done this for my last call this morning. I went to a house and I swear I thought I had stumbled into a treatment center for compulsive overeaters. The patient was four hundred easy. Then her son comes down the steps and he is at least as big, then her daughter in law, her grandson, and her grand daughter come down too. I feel quite certain that the five of them together could easily exceed the weight limit of a type II ambulance. Then when you add the fact that if you have a 60 inch ass and 28 inch arm how do you get yourself clean? Not that it seemed like any of them tried very hard, not at least this century anyway. For the love

19 Putdowns And Rejections!
1 man: "Haven't we met before?" woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 3 Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." 4 The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused: Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you." 5 Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 6 Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." 7 Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you." Woman: (tries to ignore him) Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"

Put Down By Vampirera
"you are pathetic, the little nugget that does not flush & your friends don't count & they have no say in life. I hope you get what's coming to you & you need to be put in the aslyum & need help."

Puter Issues
im having computer issues.. so if im slow at responding .. promise ill get there, just not sure whats up. i get activex messages on this site and java issues on watchin videos. im ready to throw it away lol so bear with me!! im slow not ignoring PROMISE!!!!

Puter Down/ The Past Walked Into The Hospital To Watch Tv
Just to let everyone know: My computer is broken. I tried all the diagnostics under the F12 function. I am going to have my hard drive (hopefully) backed up on Friday, and then try the F10 suggestion Renee made. If that still doesn't work, then I am having it all wiped and restored to factory original. So when you don't see or hear from me this week, now you know why. On a sub-note from the "life of irony"... Aunt Fluffy is still in the hospital. (She has a blood infection, and a weak heart valve which they can't repair because she can't do the physical therapy necessary to recover; among other problems.) Anyway, she's in this great big huge hospital. My mom shows up, and there's this guy in Fluff's room watching TV with her. He works there, and his shift was over. There are like a thousand patients in this hospital, but this is the room and patient he is hanging out in/ with. (Fluff's last name can in no way be connected with mine without some serious research- so this is coin

Puter Errors Suck
That was what I saw last week when I first called Dell Tech support. There was much run around had, and I spent $40 to try and back up my hard drive (there was nothing left thanks to this blue screen coming up so often.). My hard drive was dead, so they sent me a new one. I was so happy for about 15 hours. And then I called again, and this time they downloaded a patch. That didn't work either. So Dell is now going to send a tech out to install a new memory card. And I am back to the waiting game.

Puter Problems
Just thought I'd say hey to all you lovely FUBIES & let ya know that I was experiencing computer problems yesterday...that's why I was on,then off,then on.....very frustrating!!!! Hopefully,I have cleaned the 2 viruses that I had & I will be on after I take my boys to school & I go to the gym!!!! Sorry y'all,but it was a situation beyond my control!!!! Love all my fellow FUBIES & I hope to be around today to show y'all sum luv!!!! Have a great Friday!!!!! HUGGGGGS ~ReD~

Puter Problemd
Hi who ever is reading this! I have never in my life done a blog, so here goes! I have been having computer problems If you have been trying to reach me Im sorry, Im very frustrated and believe I have to now go rob a bank and buy another puter!! The only way I am able to even stay online now is because I am at work. Which I am not supposed to be on these sites while at work (Im a rebel)!! So if you have left me some love and I have not returned that is the reason why. Love Vicki xoxo

Puter Virus ..... Humor
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton, Trend, or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that! 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail ! that too! 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep! 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. who me? 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn! 6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. oh no - not again! 7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' and I just hate that! 8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' Oh My! IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS. '

Put God First In Your Life
I LIVE BY THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND YOU KNOW NOT MANY PEOPLE DO NOW TODAY SO WHENEVER YOU TALK TO ME ASK ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL ANSWER YOU, IF IT'S ABOUT GOD I WILL BE MORE THEN HAPPY TO ANSWER IT.

Put Html Code In Your Profile (this Is For Newbie Profile)
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Put Her In Her Place~ Part1
She'd been a domineering sort for most of her life. She considered herself a true feminist and would never take a backseat to any man. Not that she didn't like men. Oh, she liked them all right, and there was no shortage of suitors until they got too close. She made sure that no one could ever accuse her of letting a man control her. She made so sure of it, that she ended up scaring off any likely prospect she encountered. She'd been a cop for over 20 years. The prettiest cop anyone in her town had ever seen when she began her career. She was still a knockout. She had long, straight black hair. There were a few marks on her face from some scrapes she'd gotten into when she was a young officer. Nothing that put anyone off. It added character to her face. Her body was the main attraction. She was tall, with wide shoulders and a figure that made men stop and take a second look wherever she went. Her skin was light and she liked to wear revealing silk tops with loose, full skirts. They wer

Put Her In Her Place~ Part2
The next morning she woke up first. He was asleep in her bed and she smiled as she watched him sleep. Delicious thoughts, of him fucking her mouth in her office the evening before, wafted through her mind. The deep sense of humiliation and loss of control returned. She hadn't imagined the total feeling of liberation she had after giving control to him. His strength made her feel safe and secure, even as he used her as a receptacle for his seed. My God, what had she become? How will I ever be able to face him at work again? she wondered. I'll have to find a way to deal with it. We'll see each other on the job frequently even when he transfers to a different assignment. I'd never be able to control myself with him in my office all the time. Not after having been so easily dominated already. I was like putty in his hands. God, how I loved it. How I needed it. I'm scared. Can I still be what I need to be to do my job? I have to find a way to reconcile these two sides of myself. Rolling ove

Put Her In Her Place~ Part3
They finished breakfast and June got ready for work. Dan wasn't in any hurry since he was off the next week. He had a lot of vacation time built up and had to "use it or lose it." He had planned to spend the week at a lodge in the mountains where he could fish and, generally, just be alone. He'd had the reservation for a month now. While June was showering, he considered canceling the reservation, certain he'd rather spend that vacation time here with her.Hey, I know, he thought. She can take the week off and go with me. If she doesn't like to fish, I'll bet I can think of some other things to do. That's what I'll do. I'll ask her to come along, if she can get the time off. June came back from the bathroom wrapped in a towel that hung from her breasts to just below the junction of her lovely legs. It covered only the essentials. She had her hair all fixed and her make-up on. All that was left was to find the ideal outfit to wear. She let the towel drop to the floor on her way to the cl

Put Her In Her Place~ Part4
Rubbing her mound had progressed to two fingers inside her sweet little hole. Now she was protesting to her new owner that she shouldn't be a slave. She was of noble birth and he should release her to take her rightful place in the monarchy of her home country. He laughed at her and told her to accept her fate and her life would be better. She screamed at him to let her go. Taking her by the arm, he pulled her across his lap, pinned her there with one arm while raising her skimpy loincloth with the other He slapped her exposed bottom hard and asked if she wanted to cease her protestations. She refused. He slapped her again and again. Always on her bottom. He never strayed to other areas. He was punishing her for misbehavior and to let her know where she stood. She was his to do with as he pleased and she had better believe it. The more he spanked her, the more she squirmed. June's fingers were now moving in and out of her pussy rapidly. The speed increased as the fantasy continued.Her

Putin & "his Boys"
For some time I've been privy to the information that my friend and cohort Putin has had a "thing" for young boys. As any good dictator knows, guilty pleasures are a part of the business (I am fond of a Russian hooker or two). However, it has been brought to my attention that Vlady has taken his "interests" public. This certainly marks a low point in Russian history. You would never catch Stalin out in public with his harem of eunuchs or Kruschev fondling an albino on a park bench! Poor Putin - he has much to learn in the way of being a good dictator.

Puting Self Out In Open
I've been single for almost a year now.I was in a 14 year relationship.She's moved on so it's time for me to get on with my life as well.I'm not in to playing games.If you're sincere I will be the same.I'm not looking to rush into anything either.I just wanna have some fun and mingle with someone of the opposite sex.

Put In A Corner
I keep finding myself in the vast emptiness of the same room. Sitting in the corner holding my knees to my chest, rocking back and forth, shaking with fear. My body is bruised by the worlds continuous punches. There is nothing left for me to do than sit here a stare.. stare into the nothingness. Dwell on all Ive done wrong and what I should have done better. Nothing is ever enough. Im broken. Insignificant. Hopeless. No longer trying to stand and leave. How could I? This room holds all the sanity I have left to offer. But so many people are counting on me. If I stay here.. what happens to them? Do I care? ... Of course I do. They're my friends, my family, all I have. They EXPECT me to be strong for them. If I break they will.. a never ending cycle that is relying on me. Its to much. I still dont move. Pondering the meaning of my existance I still sit trembeling in my corner.. one day I'll leave.. one day..but not today

Put In My Profile Comm By Redneckgurl
Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And did myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little girl inside That cries out for intention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said

Put In My Place
In class I am a total nerd. I take notes obsessively. Its just the kind of girl I am. I remember whole conversations and can reciet them verbatum (spel?) in my head. So I was talking about the debate I went to and a kid in the back of the class asked the prof "Is class over...can we leave?" Right in the middle of my conversation. I felt ridiculous to say the least cause here I am going on and on about how much I hated the debate and where I felt it wrong and he just shot me down all hard. I just smiled at him and continued talking while he left. Most people stayed till I finished as to not be rude but he really told me how he felt about me. And I must say I couldn't help but be turned on by the whole thing...... After he left the room I muttered to myself..... asshole!!!!

Putin A "cool Line" Playing Ice Hockey
Russian State Duma (lower house of parliament) on May 8 in a non-routine total vote by appointing Medvedev as prime minister's proposal. cheap nhl jerseys In addition, the new Russian President Vladimir Putin on the 7th in a nationally televised hockey exhibition celebrated his post, the game contributed a goal and an assist. The day after the end of the inauguration ceremony, Putin participated in the capital Moscow Megasport ice hockey stadium. Chicago Blackhawks jersey He joined the elite Russian Amateur Hockey League team, wearing jersey No. 11, the opponent players including Olympic champion and the American National Hockey Association "Hall of Fame" member of the "veterans." Boston Bruins jersey Putin scored a goal, to tie it at 3 to 3, followed by teammates. Two teams ended in a draw 4-4 in normal time; elite team eventually won in a penalty shootout, Putin penalty into the first record penalty. The name of the new president's performance in the game is not perfe

Put Me In My Place
U say you want it... so take it.. U say it's yours... so fuckin show me.. I may act out, or even shy away..... But If you want it, come and play.... Show me the Beast inside.... Please help me kill this pride, take me, rape me... Make Me Feel, please please im begging you to make this real.... U say You want this Pussy on Your Face...... Tellin you right Now Baby......Put me in my place.

Put My Fire Out
from the first moment our eyes met.. the hunger was there.. week after week we simply fed off each others looks.. and flirting.. so one day, i said... Brandon, would you like to come to my house Thursday night and let me make you a martini.. i do make the best your have ever put your lips to. MMM.. there was a knock at my door, my big strong fireman, ready to play. we had our drinks, and settled on the couch, small talk, knowing that talk was not what we both were wanting. soon, i asked, would you like to see my bedroom.. he was amazed at how sexy and charming i kept my secret little place. i told him to lay down and let me massage his back.. after all, thats what i do for a living.. mmm.. and the muscles this man possesses.. are unreal.. like every womans dream.. as i started rubbing the breath starts to quicken between us, becoming more labored, and filled with lust..and with that all the fantasies he and i shared started to become a reality. mmm. and how he likes to lick my

Put More Pics Up, A Few New Ones, Some Previously Posted Pics For The New People
The subject pretty much said it all, so go look if you want, some of you were around the first time to see a lot of them, I am going to try and put some new ones up sometime this week, but we will see how reliable that turns out to be, lol.

Put Me In Coach
Her mind was lost in anticipation of the afternoon to come when the sound of the piercing bell jolted her back to reality. The children, who had been writing a quiz, hastily packed up their books and shouted their goodbyes to their gym teacher as they headed out the door. "Have a nice weekend Miss Griffon", shouted Timmy. "Good luck at the basketball game Timmy", Miss Griffon shouted back. The children had been so excited about the championship game all week and it was finally here. Trying to keep their minds on their schoolwork had not been easy for her this week. Trying to keep her mind on her responsibilities had been even harder. She had decided the night before, after months of indecision that she wasn’t going to sit back and be the shy, timid gym teacher anymore. She knew what she wanted and she was going to be bold and go after it. What she wanted was Coach Johnson , and she was determined to make it happen today. Coach Johnson had been the basketball coach for many years.

Put Me In Detention!
Your Ultimate Desire™ ...Come put me in detention! No Big Fancy Bully, Just Click The Picture To Enter and Bid! Oh! Dont Forget To Love Up On The Auction Host! Radio X show ... owned by MONICA THE GREAT and owner of Tracy ~*Grilled Cheese Sammich*~

Put Me On A Leash N Call It A Day
Well friends woe is me as i sit here in the worst pain i think ive felt in a long time. Just as things start to look pretty damn good as far as my ankle goes my clutzy self just had to mess that up. About 1am this morning i had let the dogs out and as i was letting them back in i tripped over the leash and fell directly on top of my daughter's scooter back first. As i hit the scooter i could hear my back cracking and it knocked the wind out of me, so i think i must have layed on the ground in shock about half an hour before i could even move. My back is throbbing and it hurts to walk or even bend over and its like it radiates around to the front of my kidneys. I literally had to cry myself to sleep as it hurts to even breathe. Today is even worse, my entire body feels like its been run over by a mack truck. I called my doctor and they cant get me in until the morning and i refuse to go sit for hours in the emergency room so looks like ill be crying mlf to sleep again tonight. I really

Put Me To Sleep
This time like another time the Angina put my to sleep. Wow, how serious we are about the Nitro and the beta blocker? Like this surgery? I experienced the right eye again. This time I was looking at the left eye of a woman. First time I was looking out from the right eye of someone and than to look back. Someone? The Order a front. TMO the same. Freemason just alike. It is said that pot is a gateway. The three alone are a gateway and some. At the hospital I was watchnig Jenna and how furious she became and I thought maybe I better shut this off. My Nurse obviusly didn't like her. Mason Moore I just watched and it was tha Tattoo that caught my attention. On the fingers and the abdomen. Sometihng similar someone had. Norio

Put On Your Thinking Caps
No cheating on this one. > > You must think carefully and answer the questions before you scroll > > down. > > Put on your thinking caps. > > > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down > > UNTIL you have answered the question! > > > > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple > > things in an overly complicated way. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Put On Your Bombin Shoes & Cum Join Me ;)
PURDY PLZ WIT SUGAH ON TOP *BATS EYE LASHES* I'VE ALREADY MAXED OUT ON MY COMMENTS TODAY HELPIN A FRIEND SO I COULD REALLY USE THE HELP HAPPY HOUR CONTEST!! & Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) Most comments & rates at the end of the contest wins. Each pic rate will count as 1 comment 1st Place: Happy Hour 2nd Place: 7 day blast or Month Vic 3rd Place: 3 day blast You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so I would like to plz ask all my friends to do so now :) »†HøHå§« Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} That is all Thank You :)

Puto
Que, muy machino? A muy machino? Marica nena, mas bien putino Que, muy machino? A muy machino? Marica nena, mas bien putino (puto, puto, puto) PUTO!! el que no brinque, el que no salte PUTO!! el que no brinque y eche desmadre PUTO!! el guey que quedo conforme PUTO!! el que crey lo del informe PUTO!! el que nos quita la papa PUTO!! tambien joto el que lo tapa PUTO!! el que no hace lo que quiere PUTO!! puto nace y puto se muere Amo maton Matarile al maricon Y que quiere ese hijo de puta? Quiere llorar! quiere llorar! Amo maton Matarile al maricon Y que quiere este hocicon? Quiere llorar! quiere llorar! Y este son va dedicado a Micky, Y a toda su familia... y a Iaky, su hermano PUTO! Le faltan tanates al.. PUTO! Le faltan trompiates PUTO! Le faltan tanates al.. Puto, puto.. Amo maton Matarile al maricon Y que quiere ese hijo de puta? Quiere llorar! quiere llorar! (puto! puto! puto! puto!)

Put On Your Traveling Sandals!
“As they ministered to the Lord, and fasted, the Holy Ghost said, Separate me Barnabas and Saul for the work whereunto I have called them.” Today’s study of Acts 13 is starting with verse two because Barnabas and Saul are the ones who were given their marching orders in Antioch. As the third largest city in the Roman Empire, Antioch (you can tell this setting from verse one) was a commercial center where a variety of peoples gathered to do business and, in the case of the burgeoning Christian church, fellowship. Verse one refers to “certain prophets and teachers” in Antioch such as Saul and Barnabas along with Simeon called Niger (or Simeon the black, a reference to his complexion and the region of the Empire he was from near the present-day Niger), Lucius of Cyrene in present-day Libya, and Manaen who’d grown up with Herod Antipas, the ruler who met his end in chapter twelve. The call of the Holy Ghost was not to be denied and, unlike the spread of the church up to this point, w

"put Out The Light."
“Put Out The Light” Put out the light, I think it’s best Lie beside me, touch my chest Hear my heart, feel my caress Put out the light, I think it’s best Put out the light, I think it’s time To be as one, to make you mine To leave the world, and all the rest Put out the light, I think it’s best Put out the light, no need to feel What in the dark, we sense is real Safe and warm, within our nest Put out the light, I think it’s best Put out the light, but not the glow The one that lives, inside your soul I would not settle, I must confess And you’d not give a measure less. Copyright 2008 by Steve Santini. All rights reserved.

Put On A Sexy New Coat Of Paint!
Bored with your bedroom attire and looking for something a little different? This weekend, why not try leaving the lingerie in the drawer and slipping into something he'll never expect ��" liquid latex! Liquid latex is painted onto the body with a foam brush and dries into a fabulous custom latex outfit. You become a work of art and your partner transforms into a painter ��" the idea is to let your imagination run wild. Paint on a latex bra, or just a slick coating all over your body. You'll be encased in shiny, smooth latex that feels great to touch and looks even better. Catwoman, anyone? Liquid latex is all about fantasy. It works great for creative costumes or for role-playing with your partner. It's totally safe (unless you have a latex allergy ��" be sure to check first), and your skin is still allowed to breathe through the coating. Liquid latex dries within minutes and can be worn for several hours on end. And, best of all, you or

Put On The Brakes? Or Not?
as i sit here, i talk to you... fallin more in love with you... fallin fast but tryin hit the brakes, hit them, hit them, hit them NOW! I tell myself this, but my heart resists... so i ask, what happens when the unstopable meets the unmovable? hmm is it a crash, a crack, a broken heart? maybe it is just a limbo... a place where all time stops and just... Argues Argues until one decides to give or the other forces the take... so here my heart and mind are.. in limbo a place of no progress no understanding no... peace i fight myself more and more everytime i speak to you i long more and more to be with you the longer i am with out you... yes..you, my Boo my OOBER sexy gorgeous spectacular wonderful kick ass Boo.

Put On Notice
If you have my number & the only time I hear from you is when you are inbteween men, bored, having a crisis, sending me a fwd, or I have to start the convo, delete my number. Do not reply to save face. Said face will be verbally ripped off and handed to you without a 2nd thought

"put Out My Fire."
The dark and silent walls of the departments garage were broken by the sound of a creaking door. Chance peeked into the dark garage, the fire truck sat with a stillness, but could the same be said for the rest of the guys. He held still and listened, his eyes watching and scanning carefully for any motion anything to suggest someone was awake or present. All was quiet, all was still, he pushed the door open further and the door’s creaking echoed off the stone floor and the large space of the garage. He stepped in, pulling his date for 11 months in by the hand; Mia. They were at the Movies, his department was on leave for the arrival of 2 new staff for their department. This left him an opportunity to see Mia, when they were at the movies however she was continuously rubbing off on him. Mia was a awesome woman he met at a neighborhood 9 blocks from a fire in Salt Lake City. She apparently saw him go into a burning building, against the orders of his CO to save an elderly woman wh

Putrid Excuse
You are a miserable excuse for a person.You prey upon others’ generosity, You attempt to charm your way into their hearts, You want to use their goodness for your own lack of esteem.You want to voice your own opinion, and be damned of the consequences.You want to spend others’ money, but to hell and perdition if you want to spend YOURSYou so do not want to hear advice.You do not wish to learn wisdom.You do not wish to care about anyone; except for yourself.You are the most vile of filthy scum I have every met.You claim to love people, but inside it’s all about YOU.You claim to care about people; but only when it suits YOU.You haven’t a care about hurting people- or their feelings, but the world be damned (!) if YOUR feelings-opinions-voice are hurt!Your laziness oozes from you like the stench of death, Your attitude of ME-ME-ME, is so visible as the sun’s rays.Your willingness to open your putrid mouth and spout your stupidity to the world, is on par with

Putrid Escuse
You are a miserable excuse for a person. You prey upon others’ generosity, You attempt to charm your way into their hearts, You want to use their goodness for your own lack of esteem.You want to voice your own opinion, and be damned of the consequences.You want to spend others’ money, but to hell and perdition if you want to spend YOURSYou so do not want to hear advice.You do not wish to learn wisdom.You do not wish to care about anyone; except for yourself. You are the most vile of filthy scum I have every met. You claim to love people, but inside it’s all about YOU.You claim to care about people; but only when it suits YOU.You haven’t a care about hurting people- or their feelings, but the world be damned (!) if YOUR feelings-opinions-voice are hurt! Your laziness oozes from you like the stench of death, Your attitude of ME-ME-ME, is so visible as the sun’s rays.Your willingness to open your putrid mouth and spout your stupidity to the world, is on p

Put Simply, It's Like Lasing A Stick Of Dynamite
Let's try this again . . . I was writing today's blog entry and in the midst of paragraph five, my computer froze while a page from Fubar was trying to load. Normally, I can wait this kind of thing out where I work, but just then I had a customer pull up and I couldn't really tell her my computer's not working when all I had to do was reboot. Several people have complained about gremlins in Yahoo! among other places, but I have to wonder if Internet Explorer is really behind it. No, probably the SRT telecommunications monopoly here in Minot (there's also MidContinent, of course, but that deals more with television and video services than Internet traffic), and since I am typing this on a work computer, I can't justify a change in our provider. But hey, I can make this work! I got quite a few comments about yesterday's blog entry where I'd been expressing some of my frustrations regarding Martha's moodiness especially since our son Jeffrey was born; responses ranged from "give Martha

Put Some Clothes On
Women...why do you put up pictures of yourself that show all of you? First of all.....nobody wants to see your naked ass!!!! Well, excuse me, men do, because men like whores, easy piece of ass.....all of the above. I just think women like this make all women look like fucking whores and it makes us look bad. It's not good for our image....compare the amount of women that do this on here, to the amount of men.......yeah, the guys might have 1 pic of their dick, but it's probably not even theirs! GET A CLUE AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

Puts Life In Perspective
Today, my supervisor said that I had to go to a Memorial Service because we need to be prepared in case we have to give one. Well, First Sergeant put out that all Staff Sergeant and above have to go. Well, I begrudgingly went. Not that I did not want to pay my respect, but I know what happens. Well, out of the 30 something people in Rear Detachment who should have been there, there was two of us. The other is a guy that I'm pretty close to, and we always laugh and joke together. The memorial service was over in 1st Cavalry Division, and I was thinking he was killed in Iraq. I did not know the Soldier. I'm holding up pretty good, and the mention that PFC Gambles died in the barracks of a undetermined cause in his sleep. That was a wake up right there. 25 years old, and he died in his sleep. Now I just turned 31, and haven't done much with my life, but to know that it can end that easily. Then they got to the final part of the service. We bowed our heads

Put Some Fuckin Clothes On
ok first off i am sick and tierd of the women on here bitchin about being perved or something dirty posted about there pics if you dont want that kinda shit then put some fuckin clothes on and cover that shit up i mean damn more then half the women on here have there fuckin tits hangin out damn how do you think we are gonna respond i mean dont get me wrong i love women and yes im just as big a perv as the next guy im just tierd of the women bitchin about the comments theat some guys leave on there pics i do have respect so i dont go that far with it so long story short if you dont want the dirty comments then put some fuckin clothes on and cover your tits and no i like to see the tits hangin out myself but like i said i have respect .

Put Things In Perspective
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

Putting Names To Feelings That Simply Arent There
the way i feel right now 'numb' dosnt describe everything reads like peotry but not the thought evoking kind the last month of my life was spent breathing and blinking waiting in my dull warmth for any kind of spice if art imitates life my tapped creativity can be explained my inspiration is gone no fire no strife no pain art evokes thought and thought breeds art all i have painted is a simple broken heart i cant connect with it at all the emotion isnt there i want to feel that painting i want hurt i want pain i want dispair curse this indifference i miss my feelings.

Putting In Some Html Codes
Well, there are some basic HTML codes that I was able to find online that helped me personalize my About Me section a bit more - just a few font changes, color, adding in links, etc. I don't really want some big flashy profile. I think those distract and take away from what I really want to read. People don't seem as willing to actually post *real information* about themselves. They'd rather just link to a million sites with big graphics that look terrible in my opinion. Well, that's just another day of learning for me.

Put This One In The Wrong Folder
well last night I got a wake up call. After I spent the time to go and make a special comment for someone. Someone that constantly asks to be commented and rated. I found out that she doesn't even look at her comments. She gets too many, so she doesn't even bother looking at them. Now I am not all that creative. I don't have these photoshop skills like a lot of people. but sometimes I spend a lot of time looking for a special comment just to post. Yes I admit that I often send the same one to many people. But then again I spend a lot of time finding a special one to give to people for a certain reason. but it all becomes pointless when I find out that they don't even look at them. That is why I go to many pages. I rate and comment people, and I fan them to give them points. but unless I am haveing a conversation with them I don't ask them to add me to thier friends list. I never turn anyone down if they ask me. Now I am a myspace person. and I think I might do here what I do there. P

Put That Friggin' Kid On A Leash!
And people wonder why I am glad that I cannot medically cannot have children . . . Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle. Then goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge dose

Putting Things In The Past And Moving Forward
Well its the start to a new year. 2006 was a rough year for me. I have decided to make the best of 2007. I will turn 20 this year and thats hard to believe. Im going to go to college in the spring time. Im going to major in nursing. Im trying to find a job to get my car and make new friends. As far as enemies goes, thats in the past. If they wanna be friends fine if not thats fine too. Now i still havent heard from my ex. I need to to get the rest of my stuff. So hopefully I will hear from him soon. Well I wish everyone a great year. Muah!!

Putting The Jack In Hijacking
Chicago- Madin Azad Amin, a twenty nine year old man traveling to Turkey, was detained at O'Hare Airport when he allegedly told security that a strange-looking object in his luggage was a bomb. It turned out to be penis pump: Amin was traveling with his mother, and he didn't want her to learn the truth.

Putting On The Heat....or Ice
Have a heating pad and ice pack ready to use in your massage. If you don't already have these, your retailer carries a variety of styles of each. A medium size heating pad and flexible ice pack are good. Some of the newer packs can either be heated (in the microwave) or kept in the freezer. If you're using this kind, keep them in the freezer, until you're ready to heat them, they'll last longer. Always wrap the heated or cooled pack in a hand towel; do not put the pack directly on the skin. Limit the time ice or heat packs are used to no longer than 12 minutes in an hour. Be sure to check with the person receiving the massage to be sure the temperature is comfortable. Remove the pack if gets uncomfortable. * Use heat for areas tight from stress or underuse. Heat will bring more blood into the area, and help it to relax. You can tell if an area needs heat if you've been told it's sore, if it feels flabby or spongy, or is not working well. Another sign is if you use additional pres

Putting Out My Best Friend's Garbage On A Sunday Evening
Freshly cut flowers scented the room with cliche, old romance gone long bad, and leaving only the happiness of an Irish funeral She said, "Fuck the bastard. Dying on Thursday and screwing up my whole weekend." I glanced at O'Malley's thick round face made up to seem un-ruddy in his cheap oak casket -- he seemed at peace even in the presence of her shrill voice I said, "Yeah, fuck the bastard," but didn't mention it was for leaving me to listen to his old lady beckoning the minions of hell for his fat soul. She glanced at the carnations around him in the shape of a heart marked in gilded "Beloved Husband" and creeping around his head: a testament to the power of lies. she sniffled in with a roar of snot and a wad of insincerity but didn't smell the cheap petals beckoning her to lay beside him for eternity. "Fuck the bastard, dying on a Thursady. So inconsiderate So damned inconsiderate. What'd I see in him anyway?" she asked. The gleam in her eye seemed

Put The Record Straight
hi guys and girls, Thought I'd post a blog to put the record straight so I dont have to keep answring the same questions lol Yes I am a cam girl.I do camshows as much as a job as the fact that I love doing it. I come here for fun and relaxation so to speak. I am not touting so you can always chat to me, I wont try and get ya business lol feel free to look at my pics here or from my site, you must be over 18 to lok though so come by and say hi hugs caby

22 Putting In The Effort
I see if often, usually at those times of the year when people are concerned about how they look in lesser amounts of clothing. Those are the times that the parasites with the promises to get you in shape with little of no effort on your part come out of the woodwork. If it sounds to good to be true it probably is. There is no free lunch. Keep those two sayings in mind as you consider the TV commercials that will give you the world with no effort. If you want to get fit and stay that way be ready to put in some effort. Those funny shaped machines that can be folded up and stored conveniently do just that. You will fold them up and not get them back out most of the time. Many people who have contacted me to train them at home tell me about all sorts of machines they have available. Most of them I don't even recognize but they bought into the idea that the machine would revolutionize the entire fitness industry. Well I guess it did in one way, it was another money making su

Puttied Walls
WELL I GOT THE HOLES ALL PUTTIED TODAY.... I AM GONNA PAINT THE CEILIN TOMORROW... I AM SO EXCITED... ILL TAKE A PIC OF IT TOMORROW WHEN IM DONE... THEN THE WALLS ARE NEXT BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS WE ARE REPLACING EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO WAIT AND PAINT WHEN WE GET EVERYTHING PULLED OUT... AND THAT WONT BE FOR A WEEK AND HALF

Put The Cold Wet Blade
Put the cold wet blade to my wrist again wet from the blood already lost deeper the cuts go trying to feel the pain I’m so lost I’m numb to the world I wake up each day wish that this will be my last I go to bed each night hoping not to wake empty the bottle down my throat again Maybe finally this will be the end of it all The end of my pain The end of my tears Now you wont be able to hurt me again No more yelling Now only quiet Turn up the Music Close my eye Rest my weak head on the pillow Just sleep Oh no awake again Just sick from the night before Why cant it end I cry to myself This is an EVERY day thing So press the blade again a little deeper and do it all over again The next day until my last

Putting Your Affairs In Order
PUTTING YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS. The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whi

Putting Holes In Happiness
The sky was blonde like her it was a day to take the child out back and shoot it I could have buried all my dead up in her cemetary head She had dirty word witchcraft I was in the deep end of her skin Then, it seemed like a one car car wreck But I knew it was a horrid tragedy Ways to make the tiny satisfaction disappear Blow out the candles on all my frankensteins At least my death wish will come trye You taste like a Valentine's and we cry You're like a birthday I should have picked the photograph it lasted longer than you Putting holes in hapiness we'll paint the future black if it needs any color my death sentence is a story who'll be digging when you finally let me die The romance of our assassination If you're Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde But the grass is greener here and I can see all of your snakes You wear your ruins well please run away with me to hell Blow out the candles on all my frankensteins At least my death wish will come trye You t

Put That Woman First
Guys, pay special attention to this song. It may save your love one day! I guarantee it! Oooh...ooh...ooh...ooh... (Yeah) If they gleam in the sun while they spin and they fit on my truck then {I could remember} And if it came in the sack No stems no seeds in the bag girl {I could remember} And if they drip from my wrist and they look like they shine like new then {I could remember} But Ohhh girl I forgot to be your lover If it wasn't for the 9 to 5 Double-up overtime then {I could remember} If it wasn't for the Sunday All-Star weekend games girl {I could remember} And if it wasn't for the dough Gettin' fifty g's a show girl ya know that {I could remember} But silly me, silly me Ohhh Tell me how could I ever forget to be your lover Now I realize that you need love too (Oh, yeah) Spend my life makin' love to you Oh, girl Oh, I forgot to be your lover When she starts bringin' up old dirt And the fights keep getting worse (Oh, b

Putting It Behind Me.
Im 27.... my life has been a long hard road. Already you could write a book on my life and wot i have been through. There are loads of things in my past i am not proud of, but that i would not change because they have made me who i am. I have spent the last half of my life hiding who i really am and closing myself off from the rest of the world. I didnt want to take the chance of getting hurt. On occasion i have met a boy or two who has made me think of wantng to come out of myself, but its never happened. I have always been afraid to take that last step. Untill now. Dont ask me how, or when....but someoen has gotten past every defense i have and i never even seen it comming. lol i was blindsided. All of a sudden a love song makes me smile again. Im dreaming of spending my life next to someone and doing stupid things like laughing till i cry and watching the stars. lol maybe even chasing lightening bugs.... Yeah i know, so not me. Thats where were ALL wrong. Im opening up again slowly.

Puttin' In Work
S'up y'all? My$ta' Phreaky here... Been off-lyne for a whyle now flippin' theze traxx. Missin' all my friendz tho', so I had to stop thru. Gonna' b onlyne only on tha' next 2 weekendz due 2 Tha' Rubba' Room (My studio) Gettin' a lot of work in... (about tyme!) ;) I'll be more fokused on droppin' some of tha' kompleted projektz down for a preview on my playlistz, as copyrightz klear... I appreciate every1'z input... Az tyme permitz, I'll be in touch with all of my friendz and fans... Keep embracin' tha' In$anity, and thanx 4 tha' Luv... One. Copyright 2007 In$ane $oundz/$traitJakket Muzik... All Rights Reserved.

Putting My Money Where My Mouth Is.
You know the saying, out of the mouths of babes..." Well, kind of had one of those moment today. Back when Tamara and I were married (1996), I weight about 185-195 lbs. A few years later, Suz and the kids moved in with us. At that time (around 1998), my weight was still around the 195 mark. It is July 3rd, 2007. My weight sits at around 330 lbs. I did at one point try the Atkin's diet, and stuck with it for almost 7 months (dropping about 70 lbs), and when I plateaued for more than a month, I got frustrated and went of the diet, making only half hearted efforts to restart. Tonight, I watched a show called Shaq's Big Challenge. For those of you who have not seen it, Shaq has selected 6 children, ranging in age from 13 to 16 who are by the AMA's definition "morbidly obese'. Imagine a 14 year old girl, small boned but is carrying 265 lbs of weight. I think you get the picture. After watching it and the efforts that not only Shaq and his team are making with these kids, but the

Putting Out A Fire ... A Short Story That Was Sent To Me ... Thought I Would Share
As she was dressing for a sexy night out on the town She smelled smoke and saw that a grease fire had started in the kitchen She frantically called 911 and a team of fire fighters were there immediately To extinguish the blaze The young hunk of a firefighter Followed her into the bedroom To console her from what could have been a raging inferno He guessed she was slightly over 40 But her long flowing blonde hair and angelic face Made her seem much younger He noticed that other than her high-heeled boots She had very little if anything on under her robe As he gave her a gentle hug from behind His lips brushed against the nape of her neck And he whispered to her what he would like She turned and looked up at him with a smile He undid her robe and much to his pleasure Her tight little sexy body was adorned in “Playboy Bunny” black lace bra and g-string Letting the robe fall to the floor She embraced him Her lips lightly brushing his Then they kissed passionately

Put That Back!!!!!
I was in the checkout lane at my local Wally world (Wal-Mart)when I saw a little chlid putting candy in his pocket while his mother wasnt looking!! I spoke out to the mother saying that her son was putting candy into his pocket! She looked at me with this shitty face and told me to mind my own damn business! I replied "Just trying to keep the crime rate down in the future! Now my question is if you saw a young kid, especially if it's not your child, shop liftting would you say anything to that child's parents notifying them of the situation? A) Not my child, not my business!!! B) Notify the parents and the in-store security to what has happened!!!!

Putting Myself First
sometimes I just leave my wants to wallow in the dirt....Eating mudpies when I'm starving....overdosing when I hurt....sometimes I go home to pay bills....and then go to live at work....sometimes I lag behind....the best view of my friends going first....Portioning out my mudpies....so others get the best....and I take the worst....but the wells have all gone dry....and I feel the thirst....mudpies aren't as good....when they're only made of dirt....and I cannot be a nutricious friend....so what does that make me worth....now the price of JaY has gone down....this concludes my special alert..... J. Koblitz

Put The Mirror Away....
In the recent past I have noticed the tendancy of men (white/mud/and even W nationalist to become more and more feminine. Not so much in a Homosexual way but in the narsicistic and vain way of the woman. One of the most disturbing traits of this from supposedly educated and racially aware white men is to "manscape" or trim body hair and sculpt their bodies in ways naturally not consistant with the male of the species. At 37 years your scars, body hair and round middle like a badge of honor and not somthing to be ashamed of. One of the first things in the Communist manifesto is to "Opiate the masses and feminise the men (i.e. fighting force) If your men are more worried about there abs or armpits being hairy than the enemy invading there land and destroying there culture than they no longer deserve to be.. Wake up! Stop standing in the mirror admiring yourself and use your brain for somthing besides a recepticle for the filth and lies the liberal commie media has force fed you for deca

Putting Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer

Putting It Out There
It just kills how everyone tends to believe everything they hear. I lost some who ment so much to me over a stupid rumor. But all I know is when I finally start feeling happy something shitty happens and then it just keeps going down from there. I want so badly just for things to work out for me once in my life. I want to just find someone who can see past my past and see me and love me for that not for what they wanted me to be but for the person I am and for the person I my become. I have always been straight forward with my feelings and I wish that people would be the same to me. The way I feel isnt a joke. I wish that others would just throw words around that they dont mean. It just jurts is all I know. I put my feelings on the line and again it was only to get slapped in the face again. Maybe someday I will be loved and it wont just be words out of a persons mouth it will be for real they will care.

Putting Things In Perspective
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,' Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations

Putting Out?
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a

"putting Out Crap No One Likes Since 1971!"
yeah--that's the headline on my myspace music page. i must be self-effacing in a big way to help deal with my feelings. the truth of the matter is-although i surround myself with musical instruments everywhere i am--at work--at home, at the computer--i am mentally unable to play. i haven't played a note on anything since about 12/21/2007 when i finished my 20+ song album in 2 weeks while in the state of hypermania. i may never write or play ever again and the thought of going on stage send me into a tail spin-which is all well and good. although 2007 was a monetarily profitable year musically-with royalty figures 170% greater then that of the previous year-and much time spent on the road-with the charity cd-"Last of the Jewish Pirates" raising $275.00 for animal charities-i see the whole music thing as a great downfall-i failed to realize that many just don't get what i do-i just stray so far from what is acceptable and don't really care if i ever return--albeit it was something

Putting Ones Self Out There. . . .
PEOPLE MY BLOG ENTRIES, ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS ON TOPICS, THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO OFFEND OR HURT ANYONE! SO I APOLOGIZE NOW IF THEY DO! Remember Opinions are like --------, everyone has one! Here’s mine! Putting ones self out there. . . . I don’t know maybe it’s just me or something, and my personal values, and up bring. Or, I suppose it could be just a sign or Global Moral Decay. But I notice a lot of people post pics where they are kind just putting it all out there. You know the kind, the ones that leave nothing to the imagination, I am not referring about the ones that suggest a little cleavage, but one that basically show the cleavage and what makes it, IE: Pics of bra poses, or using hands to cup their breasts, Etc., Etc. Now don’t take me wrong, I admit I am a male, and I do look at them sometimes (More often then I will often admit -lol-) Well anyways , getting back on track, a lot of woman are very beautiful, and stunning, and even more so when they are putting their

Putting Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman tol d her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said

Putting Out A Kitchen Fire
YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO....... This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire ... oil in a frying pan. Read the following introduction, then watch the show ... It's a real eye-opener!! At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a 10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire. The results got the attention of the students. The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast. Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room. Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire. One cup creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite. This is a powerf

Putty Knife Used And Gas Cost's Crap Get-away Vehicle
Gas Pricing is hitting the pockets of the armed and dangerous… well… ok here is the story, Good Morning by the way you look cheery eyed today… don’t bother I am not standing outside your window peeking in…it was just a guess. The story, Police say Ellis, 28, of 8611 1/2 Green Street, walked into a home in the 7900 block of Plum Street in the Carrollton neighborhood on Friday, entering an unlocked door. He apparently neglected to bring a weapon, however, and "armed himself with a 'putty knife,' " according a report released by the New Orleans Police Department's 2nd District. The resident, apparently somewhat less than terrified, tangled with the intruder and suffered a cut to his forearm and shoulder. Ellis then reached for his next weapon: The lighter in his pocket. He threatened to burn down the house, police said. Ellis tried to make good on the threat, lighting a stack of newspapers as he ran out the door, police said. The house didn't catch fire, but Ellis was booked with a

Putting ~*sexsi*~ To Rest
yeah after all this time,im putting her to rest and changing my name so if you dont see sexsi i'll still be here just new name and same face hehe look for the pink fuzzy hat and you'll see me lmao xoxo to my sweet friends :) btw not deleting my page just a name change :)

Putting Peeps Over Like Rover...
OK Don't take offense if I leave you out, but, all my friends mean something to me. D - Wow. You know just what to say, when I need it...thank you. Mikey - What can I say? You're the big brother I never had - but yet the brother I DO have. Thanks for everything man - you ROCK! Purr/Tif - Again, what can I say? You're a special friend, someone I know I can look to to put a big smile on my face. Especially when I am not expecting it. Everybody who talks to me on a regular basis, from level 5 to the top of fubar - YOU ROCK!

Putting It All On The Line
There is a time when you find it necessary to dig down into that inner strength that everyone posses and take action. Over the years I have found it possible to do that when I needed and have accomplished thing that have amazed me. I have fallen so completely in love with the most incredible woman in the world but there are so many things keeping us apart. Now its time for me to find a way to overcome those things. She deserves to be happy and we deserve to be together. I need to find away to make that possible. So I am entering into the greatest battle of my entire life, there can be no failure and there is no survive to fight an other day, because a day without her is unthinkable. The truth is I honestly believe I will succeed on my part, I just hope she will take the chance and stick with me to see where this will lead .

Putting Wimax On The Fast Track
Tech giants Google and Intel will partner with Sprint Nextel and Clearwire to develop a $14.5 billion ultra-fast mobile network by Cliff Edwards READERS ALSO READ * Apple's Board: Still Room for Schmidt? * Bankruptcies on the Rise * Swedish Meatballs: Saab and Volvo * Another Blow to Sprint Nextel * Cutting Costs with Online Coupon Sites Story Tools * post a comment * e-mail this story * print this story * order a reprint * digg this * save to del.icio.us * linkedin connections In a seismic shift that may alter the U.S. wireless landscape, a coalition of tech giants will announce on May 7 that they will join forces with Sprint Nextel (S) and Clearwire (CLWR) to create a $14.5 billion ultra-fast mobile network. Google (GOOG), Intel (INTC), and the nation's biggest cable providers together will invest more than $3 billion in a technology called WiMAX (BusinessWeek, 09/03/07) that aims to deliver high-speed Web c

Put Too A Challenge
I am in my first auction, There is also a bling give away for most rates...with over 200 shadow levelers, just a rate would be awesome....I appreciate it and if ya wanna bid on me, thats cool, if not I REALLY appreciate the rates......Lots-a -Hugzzzzz....Cynde Note from me Booboo.. I have been put too a challenge that she cant win this. But I know better I have the best family and friends on Fubar. Shes down by 60 rates and there is still 4 days left so its and anything goes rate contest. Help us both win bling and rate her please and thank you for helping

Putting Holes In Happiness
The sky was blonde like her It was a day to take the child Out back and shoot it. I could have buried all my dead Up in her cemetery head She had dirty word witchcraft I was in the deep end of her skin. Then, it seemed like a one car wreck But I knew it was a horrid tragedy. Ways to make the tiny satisfaction disappear. Blow out the candles On all my Frankensteins. At least my death wish will come true. You taste like Valentine's and We cry, You're like a birthday. I should have picked the photograph It lasted longer than you. Putting holes in happiness. We'll paint the future black If it needs a color. My death sentence is now a story Who'll be digging when you finally let me die? Romance of our assassination If you're Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde. But the grass is greener here and I can see all of your snakes. You wear your ruins well Please run away with me to hell. Blow out the candles On all my Frankenstein's. At least my death wish will come tru

Putting The Pieces Together
it's so messed up. everything just went downhill and so fast. i keep thinking that i can start to process the events of today but when i do my heart wants to implode. it literally feels like a break up. a horrible messy horrid break up. i did everything i could. at least i think i did and in the end i didn't even get to say goodbye. guilt plagues me and then the anger comes and it's this whole mix of emotions but i feel horrible. she hates me i know she does but i just hope she gets the help she needs that's really all i can think for now without breaking down

Putting Your Affairs In Order...
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

Putting Way Too Much Thought Into This
I am not someone who much worries over whether someone rates my profile or photos after I rate theirs, and if they do, whether they do so now or next month; especially the way things are set up on this site, as someone I was acquainted with (Syn Derella) put it (and paraphrasing), my rates helped both of (me and another person) at the time (I hope and most of the time - not always), and whenever they return them, well, vice versa and no hurry truly and sincerely. I know that not everyone is of the same mind.

Putting It In The Universe,,,
I am putting out my "shopping list" in the hopes that the universe can put into motion what I would like. I am aware that what I would like and what will happen are mutually exclusive of each other, but anyhow, it is what I would like. I want a man that is for me. I want him to be a nice guy. By that I mean a man with a soul, a concience and a brain. I want him to be so freakin horny all the time I even get a little annoyed (but not very much). I want him to be sweet to me, to love kids, and be a good guy. I want him a bit on the rough side cuz I love the "bad boy" look, but not the stupidity that usually comes along with it. I want a man that is not still bogged down with so much baggage he can't see the future ahead. I would like to go slow cuz I want us to get to know each other very well so there is something REAL there. Did I mention I want him to be horny all the time? I like sex, I hope to get alot of sex. I want him to want alot of sex too. The good kind too. The kind where

Putting It All Out There!!!
OK SO THE FOLLOWING IS SOMETHING THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT ME BY SOMEONE THAT THINGS I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON...SHE IS ENTITLED TO HER OWN OPINION......HOWEVER I THINK SHE NEEDS TO RE-EVALUATE THOSE SHE TELLS ME IM JEALOUS OF!! ENJOY!!!! If most of you know me you will know me as a blunt person who calls it like i see it..., in the past months i have decided to zip my lips and watch more so then say anything to see who was real and who really was fake. Well i feel like i can no longer keep things zipped and i'm really about to explode with some of the knowledge i have...so yes it is time to shine some light on those self centered assholes and show people what they are really like...People i was once happy to call my friends, i now wonder why i wasted anytime on them and their lies...nonetheless i am going to give them the attention they are seeking and hopefully put them in the spotlight they so dearly wanna be in...Since i have been on fubar i get alot of people who love reading my bl

Putting Your Affairs In Order
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ? 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.? In this case, things aren't well.? I have cancer.? Let's head to the club and have a martini. After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of? the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma,? I thought you said you were dyi

Putting The Spotlight On Hold
If anyone knows anyone on here selling bling packs for fubucks please let me know. I'm looking to pay with my fubucks to get a bling pack for a friend. There is no way to pay them back, but I want to do this as a gesture of friendship. Some people on here hurt them, myself, and several of my other friends on here by being completely ignorant and callous. If you don't know what I'm talking about then please don't ask for details. I will not entertain questions about the details. Just let me know if you know anyone needing fubucks and willing to trade.

Put The Gun Down Kyle
You've really done it now Putting those pills down your throat And that gun in your pocket Hidden deep in your coat Did you think she was cheating Or did you jump to conclusions It's too late, you already fired An attempt to escape this confusion Look at you, tough guy With that empty bottle of booze You have two options when the lights come Now it's time to choose Put the gun down Kyle Your just digging a hole Fuck all that bull shit Your not one bit in control You've taken it upon yourself To shoot your own wife So come with us Kyle We don't want to end your life Don't try anything stupid We can see you're feeling down Try to think for a moment Do you want to die with a frown Put the gun down Kyle Before we feel afraid Becuase you know what will happen then We'll shoot you and get paid Kyle, don't even think about it I can see it in your eyes You standing there ready to go When that gun starts to rise Ok, Kyle It looks like you've made your decision

Puttter1 Is A Prick
eric you are just pissed of and bitter that i won and you lost real mature man keeping her passwords from her big man you are i swear if you want it to be over then let it be over.i mean you never had time for her anyway. text her her passwords and do not change them right after you do she is not going to give you what she owes you but if you like i can tell everyone on here what you think she owes you (your choice)so like i said text her her passwords when you read this

Putting Your Selves Together
Integrating Our Many Selves Human beings are multidimensional creatures. Our identity is made up of the sum total of our many traits and values and our character. Each of us possesses within us many different selves. There is the adult part of ourselves and the childlike spirit that resides in each one of us. There is our masculine side and our feminine side. There is the hard worker in us, the artist, the parent, and the caretaker. All of these selves combined form a well-rounded, complex person. Not all of these different aspects of who we are blend easily with each other, however, and some of them may even conflict with or oppose one another. When a person’s different parts clash, such as the self that is our childlike aspect and the self that is our responsible adult, we often end up compartmentalizing or suppressing one of these aspects to ease the conflict. While this may make us feel better in the short run, we would be better off finding a way for these two selves to c

Put The Viagra Away!damn
So..I've had this fubar deal for a couple of weeks now. a month maybe? I havent really been keeping track. No more then two months I believe..And I'm still totally baffled by it. Are these people for real? Where do you come from?? WTF are you thinking? Now, Im not the type of girl that goes out of her way to be a bitch..but you guys must be extremly fuckin horny or just plain blind to leave some of the shit you leave in these comments. Now I'm not saying I'm any better looking then anyone out there..because I sure as hell know I'm far from a fuckin ten!(all you liars!)..and I guess I can understand if everyone is trying to be nice and generous when it comes to the rates..but..when you tell a 400 pound 50 year old how fuckin sexy she is and to bend down a little lower on the next picture.. thats the kind of shit that makes me want to throw up a little. I mean..this is fubar for crying out loud..not Playboy. No one is that really that attractive(unless youre that 1% on here that honestl

Putting Down My Hatchet
well i put down my hatchet. i got alot to think about i thought that i was down and people cared about me but most dont. i relized i dont need to be a juggalo to be who i am. im just tired of the drama...hate me if you want i know who my real friends are if you do. ill just say this i love the music and the fam....i got mad clown love for yall.

Putting One-fifth Of America On Welfare
The Left's health care "reform" plan will dramatically expand eligibility for Medicaid, a poorly-functioning program created in the 1960s to help low-income families. The Health care "reform" bills advancing in the House and Senate would expand Medicaid by making this government-run health plan available to all adults with incomes at orbelow 150% of the poverty line. The change would dramatically multiply eligiblerecipients, with 46 states seeing increases of at least 20%, including 16posting jumps of 50% or more. Almost 21% of the entire U.S. populationwould be eligible for Medicaid and seven states and the District of Columbiawould have eligibility rates of at least 25%.Medicaid MapMeanwhile, Heritage Vice President Stuart Butler debunks liberalmyths about the proposed "trigger," which would create agovernment-run health care "public option" if other reforms fail towork. This mechanism, he explains, provides few incentives toexperiment with new approaches and its criteria would be h

Putting Out On The First Date
Putting out on the first date sounds good to me and to most other guys. If you don’t then when do you give it up ladies? You could just wait till you get married before you do the nasty but what babe can wait that long? Little confusing isn’t it? Well check out some suggestions from sex educator Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584191,00.html?test=faces You can educate yourself to the great music on BlastFM. All you need to do it tune us in! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Put Tha Gun Down Kyle
You've really done it now Putting those pills down your throat And that gun in your pocket Hidden deep in your coat Did you think she was cheating Or did you jump to conclusions It's too late, you already fired An attempt to escape this confusion Look at you, tough guy With that empty bottle of booze You have two options when the lights come Now it's time to choose Put the gun down Kyle Your just digging a hole Fuck all that bull shit Your not one bit in control You've taken it upon yourself To shoot your own wife So come with us Kyle We don't want to end your life Don't try anything stupid We can see you're feeling down Try to think for a moment Do you want to die with a frown Put the gun down Kyle Before we feel afraid Becuase you know what will happen then We'll shoot you and get paid Kyle, don't even think about it I can see it in your eyes You standing there ready to go When that gun starts to rise Ok, Kyle It looks like you've made your decision No point in calming you down now T

Put This Bitch In The General Population!
Alexandra V. Tobias is awaiting trial after pleading guilty to shaking her 3-month-old son to death. Can you believe that the Florida woman committed this senseless act of violence because her infant’s cries were distracting her while she was playing Farmville on Facebook? How could this happen? If there is any justice Alexandra V. Tobias will spend the rest of her life behind bars. The 22-year-old Jacksonville, Florida resident recently plead guilty to killing her 3-month-old son over an online game. She admits that Dylan Lee Edmonson had been crying for a while as she played the popular Facebook game Farmville. Alexandra told police that when the infant wouldn’t stop crying, last January, she stepped away from the game long enough to shake the boy, smoke a cigarette and then shake the boy again. The unfit mother suggested that little Dylan “may have hit his head during the shaking.” Disgusting. I can’t stomach this kind of abuse. Considering that so m

Putting It Out There
wow, its funny sometimes how you watch people on here, and the things they will do sometimes to get you to rate them.some people beg, some people even go as far as paying you just to rate them. hey i wont lie ive begged a few times in in my time being on fubar, and i have only once offered to pay for some one to rate me.and i even offered a fair price shit who could beat 1 mil to level some one lol....of course it didnt get much effect cause evidently no one was interested in makeing an easy mil. but any way ive come to the rare conclusion, that if you dont post NUDE PICKS being of the MALE and or FEMALE gender, u aint getting no rates, or if u aint willing to be some ones little CAM WHORE u aint getting no rates or if u aint a vip or litterally kissing some ones ass, now im not saying everyone on fubar is like this buttttt most are. you still have your good peeps out there some where. but it just sickens me how, i can sit and rate profile after profile and yet no one ever comes back

Putting Things Out To The Universe
On my way to work today, I remembered how important it is to "put it out there" and make it happen.... So, here it goes I would like to be the manager of the greenhouse at my work and make at least as much as I was making at the job I was laid off from which is only a buck twenty five difference. I'm currently the greenhouse supervisor, basically it would just be the title and I would be in charge of all the ordering. I already manage most of the other tasks. So yup, I guess we'll see...yes? What would you like to "put out there"? ♥ PoSTaL

Put The Flyers
When Tim Thomas arrives in Atlanta for this weekends NHL all-star festivities, he doesnt know whether hell be asking the other players for autographs, posing in photos with them or just swapping stories. Cameron Jordan Jersey . And it doesnt matter one bit to the Boston Bruins goalie, who will make his all-star debut at age 33. Thomas was a late addition to the Eastern Conference lineup this week and freely admits he has no idea what to expect from the experience. "You know, I dont even know what first-timers usually do," Thomas said Wednesday on a conference call. "Thats how inexperienced I am. Being a late appointment, Im kind of in the dark still." There shouldnt be many hockey fans who are still in the dark about Thomas. He leads the NHL with a .927 save percentage and has put together a record of 15-11-3 for a Bruins team that has battled injuries all year. What makes his success even more impressive is that hes played for more than 10 pro teams and didnt become an NHL regular unt

Putting You Down
Dont you just dislike the people that put you down? its funny how people put me down over my weight, its like the only thing i hear. From my family, friends, and more. is that all there is to be worried about is my weight......I GET IT I STILL HAVE A LITTLE CHUB!! but why cant you be happy for me not being 200 pounds anymore and am now 145? is that to much to ask from people that should be caring about me, maybe its motivation as some say. or maybe just maybe its jealousy! my mom and aunt is the worst critics ever. my aunt says stuff like "are you sure you dont need a bigger size" im like umm i think i know my own sizes lol. my mom says stuff like "are you sure thats a small, because they might have just put a small label on it to make you feel better" but whats all so weird about it is my aunt and mother are both over weight. it just doesn't make any sense at all. i can go days without talking to my mother and she will send me a random text saying "you didnt eat today did you"

Putting In Work
i have been doing music for a long time 95 ive seen the ups and the down ive had it all and lost it all.people ask me all the time whay do u keep doing it?the responce is always the same.I LOVE IT.to me music is my voice,my emotions,my touch,my freedom, its everything that i am.i only have 1 way of truly saying how i feel some times and thats with the old vocals of some of times greatests artists.why why some of you are out there bitching like ur owed something,ive given it all up 2 times.my own clubs houses ext my family countless times.but as long as 1 person heres a track of mine in a day and it makes theres i am getting what i do this for. so next time u are happy and need to move or sad and just need a good rythm hit play on 1 of my tracks and let me tack u there im always here to dance................................................................................................maso dpk

Putting It Together
Putting it together, this so called blog Peacing in my head, just like a notebook log Dont know what to say I was playing on fubAr earlier in the day building up my likes, my fans, my rates but in real life I have no time for dates chillin with my sister taking some photos all the while im just wigglin my silly toes i have fun doing all of this anyways so ill do it till im bored at the end of my days woot woot!

Putting His Team Into
(Sports Network) - Even though the Cincinnati Bengals turned in a surprise postseason appearance last season, the team feels it still has something to prove. Chris Culliver Jersey . Theyll get a chance to gain some early validation right out of the gates, making a visit to the harsh environment of M&T Bank Stadium for a primetime matchup with the defending AFC North Baltimore Ravens that will open up the NFLs Monday night schedule for the 2012 season. Watch the Monday Night Doubleheader on TSN starting at 7pm et/4pm pt. Cincinnati defied the experts by putting together a 9-7 record -- a five-game improvement from a forgettable previous season -- and reaching the AFC Playoffs as a Wild Card entry in 2011, with the heady play of rookie quarterback Andy Dalton and the game-changing skills of first-year wide receiver A.J. Green paving the way for the teams unexpected surge. With those two at the forefront of a strong collection of young talent the Bengals have assembled the past few years,

Put Up Or Shut Up.
Asking me for Help for this and that contest here and rate me fan me shit telling me I have to bow down to your ass guess what "hommie"... the way I live life is this... to get respect, you have to earn it, not just show up at my page and think that I owe you something because you have a warped sense of reality grow the fuck up and understand this about me I show kindness when it is shown to me, I offer friendship when it merits it,I rate, fan and offer friendship when I feel you deserve it, not cause you expect it and I sure as hell will not go around Cherry tap giving you my respect if you have never shown me any..this is fact live with it or fuck off and move to the next person who is as weak, and as shallow minded as yourself....got it?? GOOD...

Put Up Shut Up
Ok if you can't back what you say thin don't say anything at all don't brake your word just do it i can't see how hard it is to do all this . if evey man and women had some 1 it would be a beter place but i guse there's got to be some ass hole to mess it up and make's it harder for the rest of us that is trying to have a life with some 1 . can't we all just get along ? im not trying to look like a hippy ...free love sex and just be naked all the time lol well i gese that would be nice too lol well you just read it now if you don't like it too bad for the 1's that do thank you for reading it ..comment if you wish

Put Ur Self In Ladies Shoes Guys
guys put yourself in a ladies place how can u even look them in the face when you thinkk about fucking around they should put your ass 6 feet under the ground when u thinking about raising your hand to them come on men they are a precious gem why don't you you show them love they are our precious dove who are we to tell them what to wear its not right...its just unfair who are we to tell them who they can talk to burt whoever you want to you do how can u hit your woman in the eye because she caught your ass in a lie shouldnt have your woman support you so i chant too you......BOO you are able to work so get a job stop bieng a worthless slob treat them as you want to be watch your relationship will be better you'll see well i'm very proud to say i dont hit mine so i dont have to see her crying i'm proud to say i cherish my dove in my heart lies for her is 100% love well i will be back with another poem later so guys if u read this dont be a hater

Put Up The Christmas Tree 2day...
so pops is all fuct up without mom here....so i put up the tree 2day.....and realized that last year...mom put up these ornaments... so it was pretty rough.....but someone has to do it. cuz mom wouldnt want us to be misrable on christmas.... the hardest about the last day or so was...wrapping presents for my sister that my mom actually bought her before she died. so my sis is getting presents from mom this christmas..... and its gonna be rough on them really really bad....so im doing my best to keep it together. ....someone has to! so with th@ merry christmas to all.....and ttyl ppl. RP

Put Up With Dad " Or Starve " How Da`s One Make That Choise "" !
Becky Leuallen my dad is here and already got drunk, this early in the morning, i can`t say anything... http://yearbook.com/a/1y2744?ref=nf Like · Dislike · · 7 hours ago via myYearbook Lorraine Koppenaal Good luck Becky, give Debbie a call. Have a great day. 4 hours ago · Like · Dislike

Put Your Sentence Together And Post It In The Comments Section
For Fun Put the phrases together; post your sentence in comments section Pick the month you were born in: January--I poked February--I loved March--I brought sexy back with April--I played with May--I slide my finger in June--I licked July--I spanked August--I had lunch with September-- I danced with October--I tickled November--I made love to December--I got wet on Pick the day you were born on: 1-------a cop 2-------a monster 3-------a construction worker 4-------a politician 5-------a gangster 6-------a ballerina 7-------my brotha' from another motha' 8-------my kitty 9-------my best friend's lover 10-------my neighbor 11-------a Mexican 12-------a banana 13-------Chuck Norris 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a kitty 16-------a pickle 17-------your sister 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a football player 21-------a ninja 22-------a fireman 23-------a wet noodle 24-------a super model 25-------an adult

Put Your Lights On
PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON Santana, EverlastSingingfool.com Hey now, all you sinners Put your lights on, put your lights on Hey now, all you lovers Put your lights on, put your lights on Hey now, all you killers Put your lights on, put your lights on Hey now, all you children Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on Cause there's a monster living under my bed Whispering in my ear There's an angel, with a hand on my head She say I've got nothing to fear There's a darkness living deep in my soul I still got a purpose to serve So let your light shine, deep into my home God, don't let me lose my nerve Lose my nerve Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now Wo oh hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now Hey now, all you sinners Put your lights on, put your lights on Hey now, all you children Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on Because there's a monster living under my bed Whispering in my ear There's an angel, with a h

Put Your Toys Away!
When I was a kid, there was a daily local TV show for children "Uncle Al and Captain Wendy." Everyday, they sang a song... "Put your toys away. Don't delay. Help your Mommy have a happy day!" hehehehehe

Put Your Hands Up
Put Your Hands Up by DJ Muzik-AL A club dance set I mixed back in 1998 This is a 27min sample from the full 48min club dance set mixed in 1998. For the full tracklist goto www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/putyourhandsup http://www.esnips.com/doc/1d5a5f0b-a744-48f5-8786-f7046f5585e0/DJ-Muzik-AL---Put-Your-Hands-Up_128

Put Your Name On The Line Along With Place And Time.
This is can only go one of two ways: A: I've finally broke down and cried. Now I'm over it. I've dealt. B: The start of crying for the next two weeks. I wish when you'd send out text messages that involve lyrics, you'd just leave me out of them. "Here's to the nights we felt alive. Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. Here's to goodbye, tomorrow's gonna come too soon." For the next few months, at least, I'll be avoiding that song like the fucking plague. But for now, I refuse to stop playing it. Turn your speakers up. Put yourself where I am, And miss the fuck out of them.

Put Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you

Put Your Lips Together And Blow
Put Your Lips Together and Blow by LateNiteFantasy© It's been a hot afternoon, nothing to do with the weather or what I have on, the lack thereof. Tall, southern-style iced tea would take too long to get through these fevered veins to pump the quench to my brain. The pervert lurks imagination while eyes sizzle glossed cherry lips. All I can think of is how fast she could cool me off if only she'd blow.

Put Your Lovin' On Me"
Put Your Lovin' On Me" There's nothing here to catch me now I'm gonna fall anyway It's just that kinda day You might not know me good but you know me good enough To make me okay, okay Just close your eyes and put your lovin' on me Put your lovin' on me Take this weight off me There's a chance that you might see something rolling off my cheek But don't stop it's not you Make me forget, be my drug get me high on your touch For the night alright Take this weight off me And put your lovin' on me

Put Your Feet In Ugg
It is a time to look for shoes for fall and winter and get ready for the cold days ahead. Get your Uggs. You will cheer for the thick snow outside. Ugg, famous for its thick boots, have never disappointed us. The materials of women’s Ugg boots are sheepskin. So it is very comfortable to wear even you are barefoot. Ugg boots are must-haves for people in cold areas. The thick and soft boots will keep your feet warm for a wholesale winter. The designs of women’s Ugg boots are chic. Every year, there are new designs. Though the materials are thick, Ugg designers often can make the boots look smart. Ugg boots also feel light so that you can walk fast and steady in the snowfield. The colors of Women’s Ugg boot are often deep so they are easy to match your winter clothes. Women’s Ugg boot makes women more stylish.

Put Your Hand On My Leg - 502
The nights are growing longer dreaming of you is all I do, oh how strong the yearning is you know what I want you to put me through. How will others understand very few even really believe, those that may take the chance they may want me or accept defeat and leave. Every thought I already have is really alright with me, seen as wrong by my elders that is how it should be, you really favor my thinking therefore our feeling is free. Times that I am without you trials and errors nee grace, seeing couples kiss and hug my emotions; leather and lace, for the two of us it is great saturdays we hit every base. Come along with me, put your hand on my leg, go into the darkness, open your ears and hear me beg.

Puty Commissioner Bill Daly Told Th
Another day ticked by without progress in the NHLs collective bargaining talks. The league and NHL Players Association were each holding firm on their most recent proposals Monday and have yet to even make plans to gather for another bargaining session this week. With a Thursday deadline looming to reach an agreement and salvage an 82-game season, the sides appeared to be at odds over how best to proceed. "(Im) not sure there is any reason to meet if there is nothing new to say," deputy commissioner Bill Daly told The Canadian Press in an email. "Our position was communicated to the union pretty clearly last Tuesday and then again on Thursday. "If they have a desire to meet with regard to the proposal we have on the table, they know how to reach us." The sides touched base by phone over the weekend following a busy few days that saw each of them table new offers. They had been expected to gather in New York at some point this week. "They say they want a deal but then they s

Putz Boy Versus The List Of Doom (prequel)
(Originally Posted on July 19, 2006)Here's a rumor about my work that I (in a way) hope is true.Supposedly there is a new person coming here that will become the person in charge of HR, especially hirings and firings. And there are two names at the top of her firing list: Putz Boy and Coffee Man (the two that reported the website to Idiot Boss).If so, that means the curse on Putz Boy might be coming to fruition.tag: job, career, work, office politics, Putz Boy, Idiot Boss, Coffee Man

Pu$$ycat Playmates
Welcome to my page, I am a Bottom B*tch for the Pussycat Playmates. Please go to the website and give all my sister Playmates and brother Pimps the same love you give me. All of my Pu$$ycat sisters and brother Pimps are in my family and friends section so they are easy to find. Thank you in advance for your love. abracos e beijos Mistress TigerDove

Pu$$ycat Auction..come Own Me...
PU$$YCAT AUCTION!! OWN YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE OR PIMP!! STARTING BID IS 25,000 FUBUCKS. AUCTION STARTS 4/18 AND WILL END ON 5/2 @ 9PM FUBAR TIME. CLICK ON A PIC BELOW TO BID. $1 = 50000 fubucks $5 = 250000 fubucks $10 = 500000 fubucks $20 = 1 million fubucks $50 = 2.5 million fubucks $100 = 5 million fubucks 1 month VIP = $20 Bling Pack = $13 etc Cant beat the high bid at least rate my pic...ty (repost of original by '¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates' on '2008-04-17 21:41:22')

Pu$$ycat Fund
Hey fam!! We've been trying to keep the VIP on the home page but it's beginning to be a little much cause theres only certain people doing it. We would also like to start running some contests for the fam but it's gonna require funds to do this so we have purchased a reloadable mastercard and opened a paypal account with it. It is not REQUIRED to give money but all donations will be appreciated. The only people with the account info will be Breed, Damien and Smack Daddy so we won't run into any issues about missing money. There are 4 ways to add money to the account: 1. Via paypal transfer. Just log into your paypal account click send money and enter the account email which is pussycatsplaymates@yahoo.com 2. MoneyGram® To find a MoneyGram location near you, call 1-800-MONEYGRAM or visit the Web site. At the MoneyGram agent location, complete the blue MoneyGram ExpressPayment form with the following information: * Receive Code: 4941 * Company Name: H&R Block Emerald P

Puzzle Piece
Late at night I`d drift away and dream I`d found the one to fill the void within my heart and know that I belong. So many hours praying I`d find that missing piece that would complete my life forever and bring my heart great peace. I`ve finally found that missing piece to the puzzle of my life. So many times I thought i`d never find the one just right, but it`s you, you`re the one for me and i hope that you can see that these pieces fit together and our love will be forever for i`ve finally found the missing pieces to the puzzle of my life. As i look into your eyes i feel your loving gaze. the things you say have caught my heart please let this feeling stay. so many hours praying i`d find that missing piece that would complete my life forever and bring my heart great peace. Finally found the missing piece to the puzzle of life. so many times i thought i`d never find the one just right. but it`s you, you`re the one for me and i hope that you can see that these pieces fit togeth

The Puzzle
the moment it happned the connection the deep feelings of lust for spiritual emotional and the physical depth of your character had my mind spinning out of control like it never had been before the sudden urge to pick up the pieces of our existence from the ground to piece them to finish the puzzle life had thrown at us but were blind to see what destiny had done for us could we stop and rewind time for what had been done or would we leave the pieces of the puzzle there to never know what could have been an existence without love or one with meaning to life that could be captured by a picture of a thousand words yet to be said.

Puzzle, Not Puzzled
When I look at a puzzle and all those crooked pieces. i feel you see a picture, but i see holes and creases. surely not a gift for me cause you can see the spaces. and I'm not the best a shootin straight or explinations. but i guess i see myself as a piece of work in pieces. first gonna make that border, then fill in the rest take your time, use them eyes then grab yourself the best choosed piece. one by one until it's done then proud of it's completion. buuuuuuttttttt... those fucking creases got me thinking and thinking that the puzzle looked better in the box where it's needed.

The Puzzle
All my life I've spent searching for the pieces, The missing pieces that would make me whole again. Every time I thought I found something, In just a moment it was gone, Tearing more pieces of the puzzle away. Before I met you there was purpose but no reason, There was vision but no clarity, There was time but no fulfillment, There was love but no passion, There was existence but no life. I have found the missing pieces in your heart. Were they there all along? I may never know. Within you I have found the trust, the joy, the faith, the hope and the will to live again. The Puzzle that was my tortured soul is now complete.

Puzzling
On my alerts I notice that a person named ( someone ) always rates my profile or pics well re reates them and it bugs me because I dont know who this is, and I cant click on his/her name and go to there page like I can other names.... whats the deal! show yourself! lol

Puzzlers!
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. __________________________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. __________________________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. __________________________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. __________________________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wif e and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. __________________________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge tha

The Puzzle
Your heart is a puzzle It's pieces scattered on the floor I watch you as you struggle Nothing seems to fit together anymore Give me your broken heart I'll earn it piece by piece And restore this work of art I just need you to believe I'll fit them back together Until your heart is complete And cherish it forever Your faith is all I need But if you choose to keep it When my work is done This one request I submit In gentlemanly fashion If it's given to another This choice I will respect Just don't give it to a miser For this I can attest You will end up where you started Your heart a shattered mess And once again be broken hearted Full of burden and distress

Puzzle Box Heart
I can't find the piece I'm missing since you've left I feel like a star in a starless sky the yelling the egos the stubbornness why I didn't listen, never listened, to you... now it's too late I knew you'd be gone evntually But, not this far away there's an echo in my heart from where you used to be an empty wishing well... only one gold coin dropping endlessly I wish it would reach..... and you'd return to me happy happy as the day I fell in love with you t redfearn c. 6/13/07

Puzzled
for the past 17 years of my life. my mother has not really taken an interest in what's going on with me. she's been so wrapped up in my younger brothers life that i've pretty much been ignored by her. now for some reason she has taken an extreme interest in what's going on. i'm not quite sure what to make of it. i don't know if it's the fact that james and kristina are taking care of my medical expenses right now and they are care about what's going on and it's making mom guilty or what. she's asking me to go places with her, taking me to the movies, sending dinner over here, inviting me to the fair with her and dad, wanting to come to my next doctor appointment. i'm honestly not sure what bug crawled up her ass to make her take an interest in my life. miind you, i'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth, but my suspicions are raised. i honestly don't know what to think or do about it. normally the only time she bothers to get involved with my life, i'm in trouble for something t

Puzzle For U?
A non-uniform wire of fixed length is given to you which burns at different rate, and finished itself in exact 1 hour. I want you to tell me when it measures 45 minutes? Note:- 1. No cutting of wire. 2. Wire burns non-uniformly but finishes in exact 1 hr. 3. You dont have any watch.(lol) 4. You have several such wire, you have just to find exact 45 min.. This puzzle was given in amplitude test of Opliem Labs Delhi. Enjoy Solving it.

Puzzling Suspension Of Incredulity To “official” 9-11 Theory
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 02 Sep 2007, 08:04 Puzzling Suspension of Incredulity to “Official” 9-11 Theory----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Portland 911 TruthDate: Sep 2, 2007 7:58 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: C.H.A.R.A.Date: Sep 2, 2007 7:47 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Patriots Speak Out ®©,,Date: Sep 2, 2007 8:23 AMThe Puzzling Suspension of Incredulity to the “Official” 9-11 Theory by Kim Petersen / August 29th, 2007 Debunking 9/11 Debunking: An Answer to Popular Mechanics and Other Defenders of the Official Conspiracy Theory By David Ray Griffin (Olive Branch Press, 2007) ISBN: 978-1-56656-686-5 According to a categorical assertion by the Association of Muslim Scholars’ most senior member, al-Fayyadh, the Iraqi resistance has killed no less than 35,000 US soldiers and wounded no less than 70 thousand…1 The outrageous neocon-concocted l

Puzzle
~You hate, We hate~ ~You lie, we frown~ ~A pain~ ~Whos pain~ ~What shame~ ~The shame~ ~Fame?~ ~No way~ ~Sorry~ ~Your lame~ ~~Can you~ ~Hell no~ ~Bye~ ~Go away~ ~No way?~ ~Oh well~ ~Your loss~ ~How fake~ ~Yes fake~ ~Go play~ ~Its tame~ ~Go~ ~Run off~ ~Poser~ ~Yes you heard~ ~Now shoo~ ~Grow Up~ ~Stop Crying~ ~Looser~

Puzzle...
Have you ever experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you and your caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human... It's knowing that there is a promise for each existence and whatever that maybe... It also the reason why we still wake up breathin' each morning... To discover the missing piece of the puzzle that will make our lives complete... (",) _dYaNiKa_

Puzzle Box
~Puzzle Box~ I remember when we met- The tears you wept Your salty sweat The way you smoked your cigarette your silhouette orgasmic wet. Your tourniquet of flesh and thread- The web you kept aligned and spread ~This debt...it keeps spinning in my head~ The needle pierced your fears, A mere projection of your cheers A fierce reflection of your tears, and I pierced right on through so that I could rush inside you and taste your heaven blue chaotic truth. Eloquently chaotically I wait for you with senses sprawled and my soul a gaping hole towards which I crawl in which I fall until I lay out cold and all these walls are close enough to crush my form. And even though you and I have passed and time has stopped our ticking clocks I'll wait for you Inside this box.

Puzzles And Pieces > But God Fits>.. Poem / By Diana
Life is a puzzle to place each piece, so it fits . We must let the sharp edges go . Round off the corrners to fit like so. Smooth edges , to place all the pieces where they fit. I cant even really imigine this. My life doesn,t fit at times , but with luck and some grace,from God. I can make the puzzle take place. My life is in my hands and God has a view for me of greatness. All the past was bad .. Now a new begining , a fresh start away from all that. Puzzled and yet dazed . I do live and have learned to let forgiveness take place. To move on and begin a new . To put lifes pieces in with glue . Strong I am and will be . For my Lord does love me . Puzzles they are one piece at a time , to drop into place as they come . So is life when we must , we do what there is, and in God we must trust. for he knows whats best for us. Amen!!!

Puzzled
http://www.fubar.com/user/1312861 THIS PERSON SENT ME AN EMAIL ABOUT ONE OF THE PEOPLE HERE ON FUBAR. IM NOT GOIN TO MENTION WHO SHE/HE IS BUT THE PERSON ABOVE LEFT IT UP TO ME TO DO WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE RIGHT...NOW I DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO IN THE OWN TIME.....I DONT CARE HOW THEY ACT OR WHATEVER OR SUCH BUT CHRIST OH MIGHTY PEOPLE GROW THE FUCK UP AND...AND IF YOU ARE AN ADULT ACT LIKE IT...DONT BE SUCH TATTLE TAIL KIDS....WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO IN THEIR LIVES IS JUST THAT THEIR FUCKING BIZ! DONT GO TE;LLIN OTHERS HEY SHE DID THIS AND HE DID THAT...DO ICARE NO..I DO NOT....I DONT CARE IF IT IS SICK OR WHAT.....KEEP IT TO YOURSELF...I DONT want to HEAR IT.... i dont think anyone else does either....

Puzzling Friday
Puzzling because I really cant believe its already here? The beginning of the weeks a blur for me ... (going three days on 3 hours sleep will do that) But - Hey ... "It's FRIDAY" So forgetting most of the week could be a good thing! It's bugging me though is I can figure out if I sent everyone gifts that made a number pick or not ... So p l e a s e - - - if you picked a box & didn't get your gift just let me know! I'll make it right. I tried to look at the "sent gifts" to figure it out - LOL - I'd sent sooooo many that day it made me cross eyed trying to figure it out. You know I would mind if you remind me - I - did that with the intention to give away gifts ... not tick people off to that picked a box only not to get their gift! Next Tuesday (speaking of gifts) I'm Using my hugh and thoughtful gift that Claire "VIXEN260" got for me ... My ~H a p p y - H o u r~ Wo0t!!! So, to spread the love shown to me - I'm going

Puzzles
Puzzling inconsistencies breed Trepidation and unease In a world of contradictions Where nothing is as it seems. Alice in the rabbit hole Clutching desperately at the air. Where once there seemed such solid ground Now nothingness is there. Shattered dreams of a future bright Float past her in the fearsome abyss. The love of her life she thought she found But something, she knows, is amiss. Weary she walks through this land of shadows, With heavy limbs and a heavier heart. Not again to give her love away She should have known right from the start.

The Puzzle
THE PUZZLE Like the pieces of a puzzle Thing can just come together From the realm of chaos They can fit one another It is one grand design Painting a pretty picture But not for all time If ones not careful It shatters and fades away Back to the realm of chaos It again falls that way Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle Things can just come together Things can fade away If ones not careful

Puzzled?
Just wondering,why is it that guy's leave nice comments on ladies pics all the time,but we don't get the love back?? It just seems like they have a problem making comments.I mean I take the time to make comments on ladies pics all the time. Can the ladies answer this for me??

Puzzle...roflmao!!!!
Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? For the answer....read next blog!

The Puzzle
Like the pieces of a puzzle Thing can just come together From the realm of chaos They can fit one another It is one grand design Painting a pretty picture But not for all time If ones not careful It shatters and fades away Back to the realm of chaos It again falls that way Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle Things can just come together Things can fade away If ones not careful

A Puzzle Of A Broken Heart
My heart is like a whore For I've given it to many men. Without questions, without expectations; With only one exception: The only thing I've ever asked for; The only thing I've ever expected Was for their love in return. But without exception, without fail Each one took my heart, Crumpled it up, and threw it away. Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash; Something that was easily and frequently discarded. So now pieces of my heart are floating around, Like pieces of paper tumbling in the wind And I have to gather them up. But some of them will be lost forever; Some of them I'll never be able to find again. But those pieces that I do regain, I will try to put back together with what remains So my fragmented heart will once again be whole. For now I realize that it isn't worthless My love is valuable, priceless And I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it; Who will treat it like a special gift That I've given to him and no one else. And I hope

Puzzle Pieces Disconnected
its too hard to breathe in here she said with a sigh then took my hand and led me astray if not careful we might die but at least we made the most of this day words crumpled like the paper beneath kindling awaiitng the spark that will ignite the pyre they used to flow abck and forth between us instead of this bleak pretense where we both hate circumstance all about me the trees have withered,snow covered ground inhospitable to all tread lightly little angel,for if not careful you shall fall and then your wings are broken and you wont find your way home but at least on earth ill care for you safe from harm and never alone as long as you desire my hand in your wounds as long as you crave my knowledge in your mouth the vow of the disavowed spoken in silent nods and glances demons caged within close to breaking loose feed my oppressors the depression and anger carefully crafting the pain into a tapestry of silk accepting the poison as though it were mothers milk open wi

A Puzzle Of A Broken Heart
A Puzzle of a Broken Heart © By Portorican PrincessMy heart is like a whoreFor I've given it to many men.Without questions, without expectations;With only one exception:The only thing I've ever asked for;The only thing I've ever expectedWas for their love in return.But without exception, without failEach one took my heart,Crumpled it up, and threw it away.Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash;Something that was easily and frequently discarded.So now pieces of my heart are floating around,Like pieces of paper tumbling in the windAnd I have to gather them up.But some of them will be lost forever;Some of them I'll never be able to find again.But those pieces that I do regain,I will try to put back together with what remainsSo my fragmented heart will once again be whole.For now I realize that it isn't worthlessMy love is valuable, pricelessAnd I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it;Who will treat it like a special giftThat I've given to him and no one else.And I hop

Puzzled (james)
How is it that i am so in love but yet i feel so broken and hopeless and will never be the way it was? I know this wont make sense to anyone but the one person who put me this way but i felt like putting this some where besides in my head. Baby i love you and i always will til the day i die. I dont want anyone else just you. wish things were the way they used to be. i miss you and the kids so much. But id rather have you in my life as a friend then not have ya'll in my life at all. I want you happy so if that means you being with someone else then thats the way it needs to be. Just please dont keep leading me on one day and not the next. Let me go completely if you dont see a future with me anymore. I know you say you still love me but is it enough??? I would still marry you i told you once i would and i meant it then and i mean it now and i'll mean it 6 years from now.

Puzzle
like a puzzleso many pieces,so much thinking,too much confusion.just to figure what goes wherewho am i and where do i go?is this right? no. is this wrong no?takes time,listening to minutes click off on the clockwatching hour by hour,day by daypass me bywill i be finished?when will i be complete?when not all my pieces are here.one lost, ceased to be foundsearching, looking, dreamingall i need is one piece.all i need... is you.

Puzzled
I dont know what to do anymore. I have argued with my husband so many times over him lying to me its not funny. He calls his ex wife the same things he calls me and he asks her for pic. of herself. He tells me he wont do it again and he does. He tells me that he wont do something and he does under a diff. name thinking I wont find out. I just dont know what to do anymore. I mean I still love him but its getting harder and harder to trust him. Im 24 wks. preg. and I cant stand to be this frustruated. I'm puzzled on what to do.

Puzzled
First of all I would like to thank all my friends and family for continuing to show me love although I have not been on here in the capacity I would have liked over the past few days.However,I still don't understand why someone would just send drinks and not write anything in reply.I don't quite understand the purpose of it all.Is it the fact that there are a lot of guys hitting on you all,being that over 90% of my friends and family here are women? I guess there may be a lot of dogs on here but I would ask not to be lumped into that category.I do understand that after some of you read this you might say"up yours dude,who do you think you are?"Well, I am a person searching and reasoning to the purpose of it all.I write to everyone who sends me drinks and all they do is send more drinks.I hope that you all are not thinking I am trying to pick you up.I am not going to say that there are a couple of you I would really like to get to know.However,I am a realist and know that I don't stack

The Puzzle Pieces Are Coming Together, Like It Or Not.
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For those who know me have known somewhat about me being a little sick for the last year or so. Six months ago I was diagnoised with pvd (peripheral vascular disease) which is very progressive. I had already back in march had 2 stents placed due to 100% blockage on my left leg and 90% on my right...everything had gone perfect until now..another blockage has become apparent now I am set to go back into surgery Monday. I have a wonderful card. doctor..this I am thankful for. I need so much for positive energy to be sent my way..a candle lit..or just a thought...hugs to all my wonderful friends here!!!! Lots of Love Sandra

Pvt. Raymond Michael Clausen
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FORGET WHAT YOUR DOIN RIGHT NOW AND TAKE 5 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DROP ME A RATE!! THATS ALL THATS NEEDED ... ONE RATE. COMMENTS DONT COUNT! CAN YA DO THAT FOR ME? PWEASEEEEEEEEE. AFTER YOU RATE MINE .. SWING THROUGH AND DROP A RATE FOR MY TEAM MATES OF " SMOKE THA PAIN AWAY " THEN REPOST FOR ME TOO !!! SHOW ME YA KNOW HOW TA SMOKE WIF ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHH... CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW ... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ... PAIN IS MY PASSION ( COACH ) pain smoke luscious icey canadian kimmy Click here for SMOKE E. DIGGLERA on myspace!

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she had to make a new account they cant fix her old password for some reason shes real been on my list a long time with her old page can u share her out maybe pimp whatever u can or are willing to do http://www.fubar.com/user/3888168