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Rules
1- if it's hot where you live, take your clothes off. If you walk around fully clothed, you look like an idiot. If you are fat, or ugly, still take your clothes off. Fuck what other people say. You probobly don't like them anyway, so why would you discomfort yourself, just to make them more happy? 2 - Do what you feel like, good or bad, just be yourself. 3- WEll, I think the first two allready covered about everything.

The Rules Thought They Would Stay Here Longer Than The Bulletins
1. the female always makes the rules 2. the rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice 3. no male can possibly know all the rules 4. if a female thinks that a male knows all the rules,she must imediately change some or all of them 5. the female is never wrong 6. if the female is wrong it is beacause of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong 7. if rule 6 applies the male must immediately apoligize for causing the misunderstanding 8. the female can change her mind at any given point or time 9. the male may never change his mind ever 10. the female has every right to be angry at any time 11. the male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset 12. the female must never under any circumstances let the male know he should be upset or angry 13. the male is expected to mind read at all times 14. the male who can't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat,lacks a backbone,and

The Rules
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with

Rules For Being Human (inspiration)
YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours as long as you live. How you take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life. YOU WILL LEARN LESSONS. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called LIFE. Each day you will be presented with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often completely different from those you "think" you need. THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, ONLY LESSONS. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. A LESSON IS REPEATED UNTIL IT IS LEARNED. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior), then you can go on to the next lesson. LEARNING LESSONS DOES NOT END. There is no stage of life that does not contain some lessons. As long as you live the

Rules To Live By On Halloween
With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster or murderer, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention oth

21 Rules
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" F

Rules Of Life
"A CLOSED MOUTH DONT GET FEED" "ADAPT AND ADOPT" "A LYING WOMAN IS HALF A WOMAN AND A HALF A WOMAN IS NO WOMAN AT ALL" "A MAN FEELS GOOD WHEN HE HAS A WOMAN EVERY MAN WANTS AND NOT A WOMAN THAT EVERY MAN HAS HAD" "A REAL FRIEND IS A PERSON WHO TELLS YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD HEAR AND NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR" "ALWAYS REMAIN LOYAL TO THOSE WHO ARE LOYAL TO YOU" "ANYTHING WORTH HAVING IS WORTH FIGHTING TO KEEP" "ANY MAN CAN CARESS A WOMANS BODY SOME MEN MAY EVEN CAPTURE A WOMANS HEART BUT THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE MAN IN A WOMANS LIFE WHO WILL FOREVER EMBRACE THAT WOMANS SOUL AND NUTURE THAT WOMANS SPIRIT" "AS HARD AS YOU WORK TO BUILD AND MAINTAIN YOUR LIFESTYLE THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE WORLD WHO IS WORKING JUST AS HARD IF NOT HARDER TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY" "AT ANY GIVEN TIME A MAN SHOULD BE WILLING TO STAND UP, FIGHT AND DIE FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES" "BETRAYAL IS WORST THEN DEATH" "BEWARE OF BOTH THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO YOU ACT LIKE MICE BECAUSE SOONER OR LA

Rules To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achieveme

Rules For Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses t

Rules To Life.........
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess u

13 Rules Of Cherry Tap
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on

Rules For Stang's Music Trivia Blog! Read This!
This is super simple and I hope proves to be lots of fun. Everyday, at different times, I will post a music triva question. Most of the time it will be lyrics. If it's a lyric question you must comment the blog with the name of the song, artist and YEAR it was made. No exceptions. I will check back and close commenting when I have a right answer. Comments to my shout box or inbox don't count, all answers must be submitted on the blog. If it's just a trivia question, then answer it correctly and go from there. I will send the person who answers it a gift based on the difficulty of the question. I have a box of trivia cards that I will be using, in case of a dispute, what the card says goes. If you prove my card to be wrong via another source, then I'll gift you too. Now that's fair. I'll post the first question later today. **Note: I have a very wide range of music knowledge and taste's so don't get discouraged but this may make you work a bit. If you are n

Rules For All Civilians
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs)

Rules For The Scandelous Tattoo/body Piercing
I can't believe that out of 700+ friens, only 5 have joined and less have reposted this for me. For shame! Contest will begin when I have 15 or more participants. (currently there are 10 spots open.) A little piece of advivce...I have a feeling that boby piercings have the ability to rule the school. So send me some more! 1. Participants may enter one photo only. Photo may have multiple tattoo's/piercings showing. 2. Scoring will be based on number of comments received. Voters may leave multiple comments for the person they would like to win. There will be no limit on how much you want to spam your favorite photo. 3. Due to the large number of comments you will need to receive to win, I will limit the contest to 48 hours after start time. 4. In case of a tie, the participant who has highest rating will win. If this still results in a tie, there will be two winners declared. 5. Do not enter this contest if you are going to cry about people possibly saying not so n

Rules To Try
1. Wake Up!! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24 2. Dress Up!! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3. Shut Up!! Say nice things, and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth. So He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up!! ...for what you believe in. Stand for something, or you will fall for anything. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good...." Galatians 6:9-10 5. Look Up!! ...to the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13 6. Reach Up

Rules For Driving In San Antonio, Tx
1) If the light is yellow, and within visible range, speed up. 2) If the person in front of you runs a red light, you must follow him through it. 3) Yield signs mean stop. 4) In order to merge on the highway, you must be doing at least 15mph under the posted speed limit. 5) If you miss your exit, brake frequently and, if you choose, drive through the grass median. 6) If you hit someone, make sure your story indicates no fault of yours. 7) Do not use turn signals. Ever. 8) Tap your brakes constantly. If anything, just to keep the driver behind you alert. 9) If anything out of the ordinary happens, reduce speed to 5mph, regardless of circumstances. 10) If cell phone rings, reduce speed to 10mph 11) If you do not have insurance, drive 20mph under any posted limit... so not to draw attention to yourself. 12) The merge lane in front of you does not matter. If you wish to merge, make a complete stop until no cars are passing. 13) If you feel you are going fast, the fast lane i

The Rules For Being Human
When you were born, you didn't come with an owner's manual; these guidelines make life work better. 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only thing you are sure to keep for the rest of your life. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "Life on Planet Earth". Every person or incident is the Universal Teacher. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much a part of the process as "success." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it: then you can go on to the next lesson. 5. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. Pain is how the universe gets your attention. 6. You will know you've learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom is practice.

Rules For The Ladies
RULES FOR THE LADIES 1. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 2. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 3. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship.if he can't accept who you are, fuck him. 4. Never live your life for a man. 5. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 6. Don't settle. 7. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 8. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." 9. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 10. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant.Why would he treat you any differently? 11. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. 12. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. 13. If something bothers you, speak up. 14. Never let a man

The Rules, Man!
I Hate Stupidity, but I wish to be Cool... Rules: 1. You must repost this within the next second. 2. You must tack on the phrase "according to the prophecy" to every single sentence you utter for the next three years. 3. You must paint your face blue with purple polka dots. 4. You must send this to nine thousand and eight people. 5. You must dance nakedly around a huge fire twenty-five times before the stroke of midnight. If you break any of the rules, one or all of these things will happen to you: 1. Your left foot will fall slap off. 2. You will lose all of your hair. 3. You will develop ovarian cysts. This is applicable to both men and women. 4. Your crush will hate your guts. 5. You will be ostracized by everyone because you're not cool.

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!* 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?! 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call the same e

The 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter (lol)
10 simple rules for dating my daughter RULE ONE: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up. RULE TWO: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. RULE THREE: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric na

The Rules Of Man
The Rules Of Man 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: 1. When a heroic dog dies to save its master 2. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse 3. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari 4. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game 5. When your Date is using her teeth 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move 1. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident 6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move: 1. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unle

Rules For Gunfighting
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it be

10 Rules For Being Human
10 Rules For Being Human 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You can

Rules And Regulations
As official as it sounds, not suitable for work: Here is a thought as a Network Engineer/Systems Administrator, there are a few things that should be noted about the work environment. There are limits and restrictions on which web sites users are allowed to visit and the times that they are allowed to be there. There is a thing called a White List, which is approved websites for viewing during certain hours unless they are work related or career enhancing. Such sites as Myspace.com, CherryTap.com, Yahoo.Com, among others are blocked entirely that means using a work computer that is connected to the Corporate Network these sites are unavailable to the computer users on the network. I find it hard to believe but it is possible that some Companies do not regulate the Internet access as they should so this might be a cause for the change in the rules on this website. Personally I believe that if photos in question are only allowed to be viewed by the person’s friends or those they have in

The Rules - Learn Them Love Them And Stop The Madness
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the NSFW policy. This includes Bulletins, Comments, MUMMs, Cherry Stash entries and Blogs. We realize that we may not catch everything right away, and this is where the community can help us all out by flagging inappropriate content when they see it. Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout! - THESE ARE THE PIC RULES FOR NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE FLAGGING PICS JUST TO BE DICKS, STOP ALREADY. LETS JUST GO BACK TO HAVING FUN AGAIN

Rules To Be Your "friend"?
I just recently got back home, and a lot has changed !!! It's not Lost Cherry anymore, it's Cherry Tap. They're not "adult" pics, they're "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" (WTF is that?). We have "stash" boxes, salute photos, sticky bulletins, etc. Man, the things you miss when you're on the road. But you can always bank on one thing here. The "rules" when you submit a friend request, especially if you're a man requesting an add on a woman's profile. Of course, there is the obligatory "read my profile first" disclaimer (which I read every profile I visit). Now I know there are a lot of pervs and creeps on here, but damn, didn't know such a big screening process was involved to try and get to know people. Now, I have to be your fan first, rate at least 50 of your pics and comment 25 of em, buy you a CT gift, read your fragmented blogs, vote for you in whatever CT contest you happen to be in today, submit my tax returns for the past 3 years, birth certificate, order my secret decoder ring, then

The Rules...
Timeless bits of wisdom for guys. Trust me when I say I know these things to be true. Women HAVE confirmed the following 'rules'. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you

Rules To Follow Life By =) *for Those Of You Who Are Feeling Down*
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. You just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.

The Rule............nsfw
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) Overtly tasteless Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as Primary Photos. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the adult content policy. This includes Bulletins, Comments, MUMMs, Cherry Stash entries and Blogs. We realize that we may not catch everything right away, and this is where the community can help us all out by flagging inappropriate content when they see it. Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout!

Rules On Making A Salute
Directions for making a “SALUTE” A “Salute” is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member’s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can “salute” in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photo shopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under number one to the photo: a) Your LostCherry T shirt. b) You sitting next to your PC, with the Cherr

Rules For Civilians
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniform

Rules For Holiday Eating
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports ca

Rules For 2007
If your single, and getting older, or already old like me, or even older. Here is a new set of rules to live by for 2007 Actual, you don't even have to be single to have these rules apply. New Rule: Stop giving me those pop-up ads for Romance.Com! There's a reason I don't talk to people who are much older than me, well, I don't particularly like them, cause they make me feel real old, and I do like feeling young, that's why I love women who are much younger than me, and a lot of my friends are just like me. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this cra

Rules To Live By
1. In all that you do, consider its benefit or harm to yourself, your children and your people. 2. All that you do will return to you, sooner or later, for good or ill. Thus strive to always do good unto others or at least strive to be just. 3. To thine own self be true. Be honest with yourself and with others. 4. Give your word but sparingly and then move heaven and earth to abide by it once given. 5. To keep ones head is a virtue, the anger of a moment can play havoc for years. 6. Know which battles to fight and which to avoid. Live today to fight tomorrow. 7. Courage and honor endure. Their echoes remain when all else has vanished. 8. Pledge friendship only to those who are worthy. 9. Do your best or do nothing. 10. Love and care for your family always. 11. Laws of the land are to be obeyed so long as they were chosen with wisdom and the good of the people in mind. 12. Your children are the promise of the future. Don't break a promise. 13. Live in harmony as best you can

Rules For Dominants
1. Be consistent with Your laws. 2. Never stop learning about Yourself and Your slave. 3. Be reliable to Yourself. 4. Pay attention to Yourself. 5. Be a man of patience with Yourself and Your slave. 6. Be conscious of Your slaves inner feelings. 7. Discipline Your slave when required, don't put it off. 8. Do not let Your Mastery slip under the pressures of life. 9. Seek to become a better Master for Yourself. 10. Don't expect Your slave to learn by herself. 11. Experiment with Your slave. 12. Above all Master over Your life, not just Your slave.

Rules For Christmas!! Lol
Rules for Christmas: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer that single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up. Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip. It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. It's Christmas. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

Rules For Sex
RULES FOR GUYS 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. (This may vary from girl to girl). 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,

Rules Men Wish Women Knew
Rules men wish women knew 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down. 3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way

Rules Of The Southern Lifestyle
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

The 60 Rules Of Horrorpunk
The 60 Rules of Horrorpunk by Kurt Andersen 1.) Religiously watch Horror movies. 2.) Be a "Fiend". 3.) Be a "Ghoul". 4.) Change your name to something spooky (Danzig, Sid Terror, Wednesday 13, Evil Presely). 5.) Never use the word "Spooky". 6.) Watch and throughly enjoy "Plan 9 From Outer Space". 7.) Use Whoas as much as possible in your music. 8.) Have at least one song thats about Zombies contain the word Zombie, Dead, or Undead. 9.) Refer to graves, graveyards, or cemetarys as much as possible. There "Fiendish". 10.) You know what you need? some skull gloves. 11.) You know what those gloves cold use? Some spikes. 12.) Always refer to your band as either: Evil, Pure evil, the most evil, evilist, fiendish, or ghoulish band ever. 13.) Make sure at LEAST one member of your band has his face painted like a skull or a Zombie. 14.) All members of your band are required to have Devil Locks. If they dont know what that is, k

Rules And Contestants!!!!
Today the doors open up for the sexiest lady on cherry tap!!!!! The Contest will start on 12-28-2006 at 7 p.m. central time and end on 01-04-06 at 7 p.m. central time. Here are the rules for the contest: 1. This is for fun! I will not tolerate any garbage of leaving dumb comments on other contestants comments. you do YOU'RE BANNED!!!! 2. Comment bombings are welcome. 3. Rates are welcome as well ( will be used to break a tie) 4. Again I stress, have fun!!! 5. Contestants, repost in a blog and a bulletin!! Make sure you get your people to vote for you!!!! Good luck to all the contestants!!!! Here are the contestants: Irreplaceable Busty Blonde IndieAngel mlmssy Summer Power Girl The Real JoAnna Sexy Moma msssable50 Jami VyXyN There you have it ladies and gentlemen. The fun is about to commence!!!!

The Rules For 2007
The Rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates. com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What'd you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of other men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that w

Rules Of Drunk Dialing:
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this sa

Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in p

Rules On Making A Proper Salute Plz Repost
subject: rules on making a proper salute plz repost (repost) date: 2007-01-01 14:02:15 Directions for making a ¡°SALUTE¡± A ¡°Salute¡± is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member¡¯s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can ¡°salute¡± in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. ¡°Photo shopped¡± and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under

Rules On Making A Proper Salute Pic
Directions for making a “SALUTE” A “Salute” is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member’s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can “salute” in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID# along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photo shopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under number one to the photo: a) Your LostCherry T shirt. b) You sitting next to your PC, with the Cher

2007 Rules (not Mine Pulled From Bulletin)
The Rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates. com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What'd you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of other men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at th

Rules Of Engagement
I cannot be dominated mastered kept broken taken entrapped I will not be bound put to my knees made to crawl shamed and humiliated held My pride is the pride of the wolf I pledge my loyalty I submit I allow you to take the reigns But I never lose control I never surrender my pride I am never fully submissive This game is one of allowance Of switching roles and sides Where each is at the mercy of the other for some tiny bit of time

Rules For Diet (borrowed From Fleetwood)
Rules For Diet: If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do. Food use for medicinal purposes never count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. Movie related foods, such as Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls, do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Cooky pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Example: peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich, and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae. Foods that have the same color ha

Rules To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that grea

The Rules
1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males cannot know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows ALL the rules she must immediately change SOME of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind. 9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules. 14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.

The Rules
The Rules 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males can't know the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind. 9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules. 14. The male cannot diagnose PMS

Rules Of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played , o

The Rules Of A Blow Job For Girls And Guys!!!
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone wit

Rules For Giving And Getting Head.
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone wit

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Rules For True Friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8 When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

Rules For Women (as Shared By A Man!)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Sunday equals sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this on

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Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom, I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they’ve ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this

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A Man who understands, a real Sister indeed -- who's willing to give, what a real Sister needs ! Who's willing to take, what she wants and more -- who can be a cold Bitch, and a bedroom whore Yet, understand the rules, in this game we play -- If sex is the choice, Keep them feelings away Don't start talking shit, bout you don't want a girl -- Tellin ya' Boy y'alls business, and become her biggest fan Y'all spend time and y'all kick it, long walks, movies and dinner -- You still know nothing about her, but to you she is your winner Then when you find out she has a friend, a man, a girl, a boo -- The statement so frequently made by many, i'm tired of being number two His feelings are hurt, but in the beginning, she said we'd only be friends -- The Woman understood, apparently he didn't, out of respect, she let's that shit end If you choose a friend, and y'all play the game, of SEX or fucking around -- State up front, the name of the game, And make sure you got

2007 Rules:add-on
New Rule: For all you cherrytappers and myspacers; make a smaller profile. Stop putting all the add-ons like music videos in the About Me sections. About Me should tell who you are. For Christ's sake people, these huge ass profiles are taking up 4 gaziilion magabytes of my hard drive and making my computer jump off the desk and give me the finger as it strides out the front door. I mean, come on...15 minutes on DSL to load a page just so we can see if they're gonna show the oobies!

Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down FINALLY, THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a probl

Rulez Of The Bar!!!
**Rules of the Bar** There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. pounding your empty glass/bottle on the bar or shaking it in the air are not acceptable ways to attract the bartender's attention. 10.

Rules Of The Bar
Body: RULES OF THE BAR There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. NEVER yell "Hey you", or pound on the bar, they take great offense to this. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not w

10 Rules For Dominates
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Dominants Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and plenty of opportunities to make a fool of yourself. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for a failure by developing expectations that you know you can never reach. Be open. Although the top is classically considered to be the teacher in SM, you can always learn from your bottom, no matte

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Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. U

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Welcome everyone to the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament Pool Well it’s time for another big NCAA Tournament & there are another 65 teams that could walk home April 3rd with the NCAA hardware. Are you lucky enough to know which one? This year’s tournament will be like last year’s, with the same format & five chances to win cash. Cash Awards: Overall Winner (55%): Based on Points System. Guess who will advance in the Tournament? If you guess correctly, your team moves on and you receive points. If your team loses, that part of the bracket is done. Point Values are as Follows. (Note: Five of the last six years the leader going into the Championship Game has failed to take home the coveted prize. The 1999 Winner was 15th & the 2000 Winner was 9th Going into the Championship Game, but still came out as the pool winners, so anything can happen!) 1st Round: 1 pt 2nd Round: 3 pt Sweet 16: 5 pt Elite 8: 7 pt Final Four: 10 pt Championship: 20 pt NCAA Champion (15%):

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i will serve, obey and please my Master. Above all else my only desire is to please my Master. i worship my Master. i worship my Master's body. The power of my Master fills me with awe. To receive pleasure i must earn it. i worship my Master's whip. i trust my Master. i am nothing more than an object of great value - an instrument to be used by my Master for his pleasures. i will ask my Master for permission to satisfy whatever need i have before acting on it. my body and mind is the property of my Master. i must always give thanks to my Master for all i am given immediately after receiving what He gives me. i must be specific in my speech. i will not hesitate when responding to my Master. i will thank my Master for the discipline and punishments i receive, specifying what i received and expressing the reason as to why i was given them. i have no will of my own other than that which falls within the context of the rules i have selected and of that which is

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10 Rules For Cybersex
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The International Rules of Manhood: 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is stri

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The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck cause I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250.00 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available a

13 Rules Of Cherry Tap
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Rules Of The South
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10 Rules Cybersex Lmao
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The Rules Of The Drunk Dial
Beerology 301: The Rules of the Drunk Dial 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 4. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 5. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 6. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 7. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!

Rules For The Sexes
Let's face it we women are complicated creatures. I love you, I hate you.hold me , don't touch me. Mixed messages? Maybe, but if our men were prepared, and knew what to expect, we'd all be better off. So here is set of rules that, If understood and agreed to by both parties, should make things go much more smoothly, at least they do for me. There call the Rules for the Sexes.1. The woman always makes the rules.2.The rules are subject to change without prior notification.3. Men are not allowed to know all the rules.4. if a man is suspected of knowing all the rules, the woman must immediately change the rules.5. If a man breaks a rule, he may not be told which rule he has broken.

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AIGHT, SO I'M GOIGN TO HOLD A NEW CONTEST. SICK OF HAVING LIKE 5 THOUSAND FRIENDS BUT GET ALMOST NO LOVE FROM ANY OF THEM?? WELL HERE'S A CONTEST FOR YOU. IT'S SIMPLE!! IT'S CALLED THE "MY FRIENDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THEN YOUR FRIENDS!!" CONTEST. I PICK THE PIC OF YOU, LAYING THE RULE SOUT REAL SIMPLE AND EASY. MOST COMMENTS WINS. EACH RATE EQUALS A THOUSAND COMMENTS, 10 DAY COMP. WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ONE HOUR AFTER THE CONTEST ENDS. GOTTA BE REAL FRIENDS, NONE OF THIS ASKING FOR A COMMENT BOMBER FAMILY TO HELP YOU OUT BULLSHIT. IT'S A WAY FOR YOU TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOUR FRIENDS ROCK!!! GET IT? YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW I DON'T PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT, AND I LOVE HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS. SO BE A BUDDY, ENTER YOUR ASS IN MY CONTEST AND LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! LOOKING FOR 8 CONTESTANTS. MALE AND FEMALE. JUST LEMME KNOW, AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. WINNER GETS ONE OF EVERY BIG PIMPING GIFTS THERE IS, I'M TALKING THE YACHTS, CARS, BIKES, JEWELRY AND ALL THAT JAZZ. ON TOP OF THAT

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Wizards First Rule: People Are Stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or they fear to be true. "People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it's true." Wizards Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions. "Sometimes, doing what one thinks is right can cause more harm than good. Violation of this rule can cause anything from discomfort, to disaster, to death." Wizards Third Rule: Passion rules reason, for better or for worse. "Letting your emotions control your reason may cause trouble for yourself and those around you" Wizards Fourth Rule: There is magic in sincere forgiveness, the magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, but more so, in forgiveness you receive. "Forgiving and being forgiven are powerful elements of healing, not for your body, but your soul. Forgiving others is healthy for you, but being forgiven is even more powerful." Wi

A Rule I Don't Agree With!
I don't know that this blog really belongs in this category, but since I do disagree with one of CherryTap's newer rules, I didn't know where else to put it. I suppose I will forever be stuck at 99.99% in level 10. Because of this rule that makes no sense to me, I will not be allowed to ever advance to my next level as I should have three days ago. The rule is that you will forever sit in the level 10 limbo unless you post an approved salute photo, and in my case, that is not going to happen. I have many reasons why I only show my face to a very few trusted souls on the Internet. However, the most important one has to do with my column. Anybody who has bothered to find and read one of my columns will know that the only photo they will see of me in any of my columns and articles written for AINEWS.COM is the same photo of my isolated moustache as the one on my CherryTap profile. There has been a certain mystic about Myles Shaffer purposely created by my editor-in-chief

Rules Of The South
Rules of the South" are as follows: 1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the

Rule For Dating My Daughter
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gu

Rules For Guys
1.The female always makes the rules. 2.No male can possibly know all of the rules. 3.If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 4.The female is never wrong. 5.If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong, or the female suspects that the male did or said wrong. 6. If Rule 5 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 7.The female may change her mind, at any time, for any reason. 8.The male may never change his mind without prior written consent of the female. 9.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time, for no apparent reason, and must not give any explanation to the male. 10.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 11.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether she wa

Rules Of Blow Jobs
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with

Rules For Living
If you open it, close it. If you turn it on, turn it off. If you unlock it, lock it up. If you break it, admit it. If you can't fix, call someone who can. If you borrow it, return it. If you value it, take care of it. if you make a mess, clean it up. If you move it, put it back. If it belong to someone else and you want to use it, get a permission. If you dont know how to operate it, leave it alone. If it's none of your business, dont ask questions. If ain't broke, dont fix it. if it will brighten someone's day, say it. If it will tranish someone's reputation. keep it to yourself.

Rules Of The Southern Life Style
1. Dont order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray, Tammy Ann, Mari Beth and Inez have all been known to whip a man's all for less than that. 3. Don't order a 'bottle of pop' or 'a can of soda'-- this can lead to a merciliss beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All others are a bunch of candy asses that get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generallu much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of bussines sense(e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV and Netscape). Naturally, we can have lapses in judgement(e.g. Clinton,Fordice,Duke). We don't care if you think we're dumb, we know better! 6. W

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same e

Rules For The Phone
Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you, Jesus Christ, And the American Soldier. One died for your

The Rules Of This Contest
the rules of this contest have been very clear there will be NO down rating...anyone, and I do mean anyone, caught down rating by yourself or by any one of the people that are helping you and will be removed from this contest, so far two people who have been helping others have been rated a 2 or a 1 I am looking into this and so is my co-host...be warned down grading is childish and shows how immature you are please don't let us catch you doing this in our contest, lets be fair don't be petty..peace

Rules To Consider
Rules to Consider 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A consci

10 Rules To Cybersex.....lmao
10 RULES TO CYBERSEX.....LMAO 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stoc

Ruleta De Tu Amor
Desconcertante es no saber lo que a tu lado me esperará mañana, si seguiré siendo de tu corazón la preferida, si tal vez no soy la que buscabas. Si no he sido la mujer que lleno tus ansias locas solo dimelo no te calles por no herir mis sentimientos, prefiero la verdad a vivir una mentira. Por ti hoy yo siento es algo que no esperaba pero en el corazón no se manda y el mio por ti va suspirando, si tu no sientes igual yo lo entendere al fín y al cabo no había compromiso. Prefiero el amor que me halla yo ganado, no uno por pena, forsado y mucho menos regalado. Quiero amor sincero uno que del corazón halla brotado. Si asi no es el tuyo dejalo callado, guardado que como se curan con el tiempo las heridas sanará también mi corazón por tu no haberlo amado. Irma Iris

Rules To Live By...
Rules to live by... ----- 1. If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. If she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay! 2. Stop making excuses for a woman and her behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a woman before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like she is stringing you along, then she probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid women who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different men. She didn't m

Rules For Civilians
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you w

Rules Of Combat
USMC Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon. Use a weaponthat works EVERY TIME. "All skill

Rules Of The Ctthis Was Posted In A Bulletin
HERES THE DEAL LIKE IT OR THE REAL FUCKING TRUTH ABOUT ALL THE RULES!CT STAFF MADE A DECISION TO TIME OUT COMMENTS AND RATES DUE TO ALOT CHEATERS USING A PROGRAM CALLED GREASE MONKEY WHICH COULD RATE ALOT PICS IN SECONDS.NOW YOU TELL ME IF THATS FUCKING FAIR FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TRYING TO GET RATES BY WORKING HARD OR RATING PICS.CHERRY TAP IF FOR FUN AND CHEATERS WILL BE SERVED.DONT YOU THINK BOUNCERS HAVE HEARD ENOUGH SHIT INCLUDING STAFF.I THINK THE NSFW IS SILLY TO A POINT BUT NOONE WANTS TO SEE NOTHING BUT TITS AND ASS ANYWAYS AND ITS NOT BAD FOR THE SITE TO WANT TO KEEP IT MILD.I DO THINK NSFW JUST CAUSE UR FACE AINT IN IT SUCKS BUT LET ME TELL YOU NOONE HAS TO PAY TO BE HERE AND IF THEY SPEND MONEY ITS THIER CHOICE AND TRUST ME ALL THE NEW RULES ARE WORTH IT IN THE LONG RUN.GROW THE FUCK UP HOW CAN ANYONE BE PISSED AT A FREE SITE THAT DONT CHARGE ALL MEMBERS.IF YOU RANT YOU WILL GET DELETED ITS CALLED RULES ! EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE AND IT IS THEN THIER RIGHT TO SAY THIS I

Rules To Live By.
Ok friend and family and fans of all ages! I have some new policies for those of you out there that know me and like me and what to continuiosly holler at me. For those that I just mentioned this will be virtually painless. For those of you that I have as an empty friend I send this out as my way of saying step up or move out. I don't have the time, energy or space to keep you all around. Iam not here to have you loafers taking all the points I grant you and then not dropping by from time to time to say hello or even have the nerve to fan me. Its time to clean out the scum. Some of you are gone. Some of you have a chance to redeem yourselves. Rule #1: If you aren't a fan of me, you get the boot. Rule #2: If you are only accepting my points and love and aren't returning it you are history. Rule #3: If your smiling mug isn't on my map by the end of June 07, say goodbye, you obviously aren't here for me. Thats my new rules. If I offended anyone with these rule,

4 Rules To Live By
4 Rules to Live By This is all you need to practice in order to find your way... to your self, to love, to your soul mate, and to your destiny. These are also known as the 4 rules of negotiation or peace making, and can be applied to ANY relationship or situation to bring about the highest good for all concerned, ALWAYS. 1. Be present 2. Listen 3. Tell the truth 4. Release attachment to the outcome Explanation: 1. To be present you must show up. You must be willing to participate in the solution. 2. To listen is to HEAR what is being said by the other person. If you are too busy thinking about what you think you need to say next, in order to make things go your way, you are not listening. You are only paying attention to your own thoughts. You are not being present, and are not participating in the solution. 3. To tell the truth is to communicate how you REALLY feel at a h

Rules For Buying Men A Gift...( I Love You Guys!)
Rule #1: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one knows why. Rule #3: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. Again, no one knows why. Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts. Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have

21 Rules Of Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember

Rules Of Drunk Dialing (and Texting!!!)
Rules of Drunk Dialing (and texting!!!) 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You ca

Rules - Dominants
Some Rules - Dominants Mystre [it's mutual] 1. Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. 2. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and plenty of opportunities to make a fool of yourself. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for a failure by developing expectations that you know you can never reach. 3. Be open. Although the Dom{me} is classically considered to be the teacher in SM, you can always learn from your subbi

The Rules
1 ADD EACH OTHER 2 RATE EVERYTHING ON THERE PAGES WHEN U GET A CHANCE 3 EDIT YOUR USER NAME 4 PLEASE SEND THE LINK TO CONTEST SO I CAN ADD IT TO THE LIST.. 5.HAVE FUN 6. JUST HELP EACH OTHER TO WIN IF WE CAN.. LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK..

16 Rules (good Stuff)
I don't remember where I got this from but it's some pretty good advice.Hopefully you walk away from reading this with something that will work for you. Here are the 16 rules I try to live by: 1. Get and stay out of your comfort zone. I believe that not much happens of any significance when we're in our comfort zone. I hear people say, "But I'm concerned about security." My response to that is simple: "Security is for cadavers." 2. Never give up. Almost nothing works the first time it's attempted. Just because what you're doing does not seem to be working, doesn't mean it won't work. It just means that it might not work the way you're doing it. If it was easy, everyone would be doing it, and you wouldn't have an opportunity. 3. When you're ready to quit, you're closer than you think. There's an old Chinese saying that I just love, and I believe it is so true. It goes like this: "The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed." 4. With rega

Rules
Ok I'm gonna be simple with these. For anybody wondering what we do, I'll be posting a blog next about that. 1) No rudeness towards any member. 2) Have fun. 3) Get new members. Basic rules for a basic group. If anybody interested in joining please contact me.

Rulers Rule
WE STAY BIZZY LIKE BONE WE OFF N DA ZONE PERPETRATERS N VIOLATERS TRYIN 2 INVADE OUR HOME BUT WE ARE TAME THEY ARE WILD LIKE THE BUFFALO ROAM WHILE U & I PROCLAIMED KING & QUEEN OF THE RIGHTEOUSNESS THRONE I MIGHT JUST GO ON B4 I PRICE THIS COLOGNE.... N SPRAY DAT SNAKES N FAKES STAY BACK BLING PLAYED OUT FADED OUT N DA MAYBACK N THEY SAY MICAH HOW CAN U SAY THAT?! STILL I PRAY THAT WE LIVE 2 THE FULLNESS OF AGE AND STAY BLACK....THEN DIE AS OUR ETHER IS RELEASED INTO THE SKY MOLECULAR STRUCTURE THEN HAS PERMISSION 2 FLY & LIKE BUD DRY WHY ASK Y I NEED MINE MOIST FLUFFY & STICKY DONT MESS WIT BUD DRY VISINE 4 RELIEF OF DA EYE OR TEARS 4 FEARS 2 COVER MY CRY.... CAUSE HURT IS PAIN SHALL WE RULE ETERNALLY OR REIGN IN VAIN.

Rules For The Phone.
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember, only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going

Rules To Follow Or Leave!
1. Be yourself. Dont pretend to be something or someone else. 2. If your on CT 4 a popularity contest then leave. 3. If your Homophobic and dont support Gay and Lesbians LEAVE AT ONCE!!! 4. Dont Comment me after a while and dont do anything to peek my intrest in you Im cutting you loose. 5. Communication with me is essential if you want to remain my fan or friend. 6. I like metal but if you dont well thats cool but I just want to meet people who are similarly minded. 7. I curse alot so if your prissy and tell me to "watch my mouth" then your not worhy of associating with me. 8. Im on myspace. Http://www.myspace.com/masteravelino 9. Im not a perv. 10. Ive already found someone of romantic intrest so dont even bother me with the I like you shit. 11. If you even lie to me once, thats it your cut! 12. No drama, No Bullshit, Attention Whores need not apply! 13. If you think I am fake simply because I dont have a salute posted just yet then leave! 14. I

Rules Of Crashing Weddings
Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2 - Never use your real name. Rule #3 - Never confess. Rule #4 - No one goes home alone. Rule #5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out. Rule #8 - Be the life of the party. Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10 - Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11 - Sensitive is good. Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #14 - You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18 - You love animals and children. Rule #19 - Toast in the native language i

Rules Of Life
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste thier time on you.

The Rules Have Changed...mybabespace!!!
Hey all, This is from the owner of Mybabespace!!! The give $1.00 is not longer in effect but this is what he is offering now!!! Please let me be the winner guys!!! I know you support me!!! What else can you have a sexy sweetheart that would support you in anyway I could & a friend that cares!!! Please help me out!!! Thanks!!! Alright ladies. I see where my experiment is headed. The guys are to cheap on here to pay a dollar for you even though they are getting something worth $10. Cheap bastards. Don't hook up with any of these guys ladies or your dinner out with them is going to be the dollar menu from McDonald's LOL Here is the new rules (since no one has sent a buck=unbelievable) Submit your pictures to my web site My Babe Space.com (www.mybabespace.com) I will upgrade your account for you to a gold account for free. Then get your friends to sign up for a FREE account. Let them tell you their user ID and you can tell me who came in under you. The woman who has the mos

Rules For A Threesome
1. Always end up with your "Love" never ever have the Big O with the other person especially the first time, it will cause conflict.. 2. Always make sure you talk to your "other" and understand it is "JUST SEX" 3. Pay attention to your Other, no matter how different the new person feels and what they do, never ever ever say, Damn why couldn't you do that.. 4. When you have one on your face and one on your cock remember to be polite, share and switch places.. 5. It is not all about you, if you are just alying back and watching and not doing anything to assist " WE NEED YOU WHY".. 6.Make this as comfortable as possible, while I am totally at ease with what I do, your love may be scared this is normal.. 7. Even if you get started and you or anyone feels scared, uncomfortable, ill at ease there is a reason for feeling like that..it is totally acceptable to back off and away, anyone that has done this understands , sometimes it just doesn't " Feel

Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your

Rules Of The South
1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. if not we got duct tape and help you keep them up 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. if y'all get lost we will point you in the right direction. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfis

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.♥ 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example - "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and

Rules Of Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trous

Rules From God 2007
Rules from God for 2007 1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24 2 Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3 . Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10 5 Look Up !!... To the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philip

Rules Of A Blowjob (men Vs. Dazzy)
WHAT MEN HAVE TO SAY, AND WHAT DAZZY HAS TO SAY BACK...lol 1) MEN: First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. DAZZY: First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. Yes, sometimes we get in the mood and do it on our own free will. BEGGING is soooo not a turn on. And the more you ask, the more we refuse. You want someone younger, prettier, and dirtier, you can GO FUCK YOURSELF. IF YOU LOVE ME, THERE IS NO ONE YOUNGER OR PRETTIER. SO THERE. 2) MEN: Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. DAZZY: From a woman's perspective, NO it's not. I'm bisexual and I'll tell you straight up, i'd rather lick that dead fish then put that other nasty sweaty mothafucker in my mouth to begin with, let alone SWALLOW what comes out of it. 3) MEN: You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? DAZZY: Um, yeah...The defini

Rules Of A Blow Job (boys Vs Girls)
RULES OF A BLOW JOB (BOYS VS GIRLS) The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you'r

Rules Of A Blowjob
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave

Rules Regarding Maintenance Discipline
MAINTENANCE DISCIPLINE HAS CHANGED BECAUSE OUR LIVES HAVE CHANGED. THIS IS SUBJECT TO CHANGING SITUATIONS AS THEY OCCUR. Maintenance discipline must be asked for any time our child will be away from our presence for at least 1/2 hour, including any time we will be in public. Failure to ask for discipline will result in punishment after discipline is administered. If possible, if discipline is asked for while in public a secluded area will be found and discipline will be administered. Maintenance discipline is administered at HOH discretion in severity, length, where and when, etc, however; HOH will keep in mind limitations in public settings where children might see or someone may report activities to law enforcement. Questioning discipline will result in punishment. I must thank HOH for discipline immediately afterwards. Failure to thank will result in lengthening the discipline.

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter Lmfao
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers

Rules For Beginning Doms
Rules for Beginning Doms Most dominant men complain about how difficult it is to find a submissive female. Almost every single submissive woman I have met in real life or online has complained about the shortage of good male doms and say most of the "doms" they meet are clueless jerks. Even some highly experienced and respected doms that I have known for a dozen years or more can't seem to sustain relationships. It seems that many aspirant doms don't get a few basic concepts that are necessary for establishing and maintaining a dom/sub relationship, whether in real life or online. Consequently, as a public service, I offer some Rules for Beginning Doms. Rule Number 1. Don't be a jerk. I'll explain, since so many guys don't seem to get this one. Many guys new to the scene (and quite a few who are not so new) work a little too hard at coming across as confident, assertive, masterful, whatever you want to call it. Too often, the result is that they end up sounding insecure, pretenti

Rules !!
1) Open to Everyone on CherryTap 2) 18+ and Over 3) If YOU have Attitude , Spunk , Blunt & Can Handle yourself Come right Ahead 4) YOU need your ID Number , Member Name , and Bio about yourself 5) Diva each mother will have 1 full month to have full rights to be called Diva , and she will wear the rights to be Diva 6) Diva comes in all shape and size , does not matter what you look like, as long you show YOU are Diva inside

Rules Female Make
The Rules by which females are governed The FEMALE always makes the rules. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. The Male is expected to "mind read" at all t

Rules
Important Rules For Men 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Rules For Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers. 8. Players are caution

The Rules Of Drunk Dialing!
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. So you have a! $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & Crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of

Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. So you have a! $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. Yeah, we eat catfish & Crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. We open doors for women. That is app

Rules Not Everyone Should Live By. Lol
1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification. 3. No male can possible know all the rules 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately change all of some of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given time. 9. The male must never change his mind without the written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. Any attempt to document these rules by the male could result in severe bodily harm.

Rules Of Honor
As you know, we welcome, love and respect everyone, but feel the need to set some ground rules and make them clear to all members and anyone who might like to join. Wolves are HONORABLE! As such, these rules are cardinal: There will be NO public humiliation or bashing of ANYONE! Family or otherwise. (if they have done you wrong, block them from you, and send ONE again 1 notification to family that the member and you have irreconcilable differences WITHOUT ISSUING DETAILS!) Do not worry, the family will back you without being involved in drama. NO attack on ANY pack member, present or former will be tolerated.

The Rules
The Rules 1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement to spank me with. 2. I will not annotate Master's "To Do" list. 3. I will not applaud when Master uses big words. 4. Master's dog does NOT stink. 5. I will not genuflect at Master's erection. 6. Master does NOT hog the bed. 7. I will not refer to Master's kitty as "snake food." 8. I will not snigger at the pronunciation of Master's commands. 9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis. 10. I will not imitate Master's accent. 11. Master's chair is not to be used to pile my clutter. 12. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so that Master is not subjected to "those flowery things." 13. I will not yawn while waiting for Master to climax. 14. I will not chew my collar. 15. I will not giggle during paddlings. 16. I will not propose letter grades when Master belches. 17. I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate

Rules Of Life
Rules Of Life Rule One - You will receive a body. Whether you love it or hate it, it's yours for life, so accept it. What counts is what's inside. Rule Two - You will be presented with lessons. Life is a constant learning experience, which every day provides opportunities for you to learn more. These lessons specific to you, and learning them 'is the key to discovering and fulfilling the meaning and relevance of your own life'. Rule Three - There are no mistakes, only lessons. Your development towards wisdom is a process of experimentation, trial and error, so it's inevitable things will not always go to plan or turn out how you'd want. Compassion is the remedy for harsh judgement - of ourselves and others. Forgiveness is not only divine - it's also 'the act of erasing an emotional debt'. Behaving ethically, with integrity, and with humour - especially the ability to laugh at yourself and your own mishaps - are central to the perspective that 'mistakes' are simply lessons

Rules For Relationship
I'LL face my emptiness alone; you need not fill me up .... I'll trust - and tell you when I don't....I'll be there you can count on me .... I'll take my consequences for what I say and do ....I'll accept you - the way you are .... I'll let you know me -my thoughts and feelings to the extent it is possible .... I'll tell you if I'm leaving.... I'll be vulnerable - as often as I can .... I'll disagree- and stay when I do .... I'll comment on my reality.... I'll be receptive to giving and taking .... I shall understand that my need for intimacy may be different from yours....

'rules' For L.u.v. Club - Updated 09/20/07
We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up,as of September 15, 2007 we will no longer back contests. You may enter or vote on them but L.U.V. CLUB as a whole won't recognize them. It is hard enough to level members. Wearing of badges on Monday will be on a voluntary basis, not mandatory. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Please be sure to check my blogs often for updates.

Rules For L.u.v. Club
We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, give us notice of any and all contests so we can help you and so we can try to avoid having two members in the same contest. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Through a membership vote, we will wear our badges every Monday Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates!

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also ca

86 Rules For Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your

3 Rules
3 Rules TAKE THIS SURVEY! Rule #1: If you open this you GOTTA take it Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING Rule #3: Only answer True or False Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? False Q: Been arrested? False Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? false Q: You like someone? true Q: Held a snake? false Q: Been suspended from school? false Q: Been fired from a job? true Q: Sang karaoke? true Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? true Q: Laughed until you started crying? true Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? true Q: Kissed in the rain? true Q: Sang in the shower? true Q: Sat on a roof top? false Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? false Q: Broken a bone? true Q: Shaved your head? false Q: Played a prank on someone? false Q: Had/have a gym membership? false Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry? false Q: Shot a gun? false Q: Donated Blood? false Q: Had your heart broken? false Q: Broken

Rules Of The Bar
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drun

Rules 4 Drunk Dialing?? *lol*
Finally, someone put it writing!!! (Try to read this when your sober, then come back to it when your drunk so you remember what you read!) 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you dont remember it, it didnt happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom Im in McDonalds & theyre playing our song. I love you” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesnt want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs & remind them that you were the best lover theyve ever had & everything th

11 Rules
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is ! not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you me

Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. 2. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. 3. Pumpkin is also a fruit. 4. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 5. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 6. More women should wear Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs. 7. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we! 8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 9. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. 10. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. ROFLMAO.....YEAH RIGHT..!!!!!

Rules
Rules of being a member of the squad……….  Have fun!!!!  No rude comments of any kind. You have a with a member or someone at all you must report it to management!  You must add as a friend, rate the profile, rate all pictures (I know some profiles may take a while, but make sure you have done this), rate all stashes (same goes for the stashes), & give a gift at least once to all family members. This should be done before we except you into the family **(pictures can be waived as long as you are going to finish the rates)**  Recruit (this is a must if we want a great team!!! I am not saying you must do this, but if you see someone you think would be a member we would want or need, please let us know or send them over to the management.  When you have been asked to help out in a

Rules For White Girls
Rules for White Girls A white girl shall never say no to her black master—she shall serve as a shameless slut and whore with her full body and mind and with no holes barred for black use. A white girl shall serve her black master's friends and anyone he designates as enthusiastically as she serves her black master. White girls shall walk, talk, act, dress, and wear the make-up and hairstyle desired by her black masters to show the world she is owned by blacks. White girls shall NEVER provide sexual pleasure to white boys. White girls are only for the exclusive use of blacks. White girls may tease, but they will deny white boys and fuck, and only fuck, blacks from this day forward. White girls shall acknowledge that they were put on this earth to provide sexual pleasure to blacks and blacks only, and they shall set their ultimate goal to be a breeding whore for blacks. White girls shall only accept healthy superior black seed bareback whenever possible. White gir

Rules Of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a ba

10 Rules For A Happy Day
10 Rules For A Happy Day Show header Date: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:05:21 -0700 From: 1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK: If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner. 2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY": If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask GOD to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker or stranger. 3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY: I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip. 4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE: I will find ways to help share the burden of another person. 5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE: I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way. 6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL NOT DO IT SECRETLY: I will reach out anonymously and bless th e life of another. 7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:

The 86 Rules Of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bart

Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4 They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us . Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8 Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want s

The Rules
Ok ladies here is the rules plain and simple. I Love my wife she is my world and omg is she a freak! I will not meet you alone, we are a package only. I will talk to you but any meetings are setup through her she is the coordinator. If you piss her off you have to make it right with her I'm not getting in the middle. And last if your not a freak dont bothter becasue you couldnt handle us if thats the case. Any other questions just ask..;)

Rules
The rules are getting more political around here, on mumming. So before you post that mumm you might want to read the rules. I am under mumm suspension again for posting about a new featcher on CT. So ............................. SUCK!

Rules Of Drunk Dialing...lol
~~~~~~~ Rules Of Drunk Dialing ~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You

''rules Of The South''
1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. Th

Rules To Try To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
01.) Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 02.) Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 03.) Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 04.) They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 05.) So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $825,000 cotton-pickers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 06.) So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try your best to comprehend the concept. 07.) If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 08.) OH YEAH, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & ca

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4 They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8 Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Ope

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
The Rules of Drunk Dialing... very helpful and informative 1.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well

Rules For Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. 3. Owner of the course must approve the equipment before play may begin. 4. For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course. 6. Unlike out door golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. 7. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention being give

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's

Rules Of Life
Rules of life to consider very, very seriously really!!! NEVER under ANY circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often anyway. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. For every action, there's an equal & opposite government program. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. Eat well, stay fit & die anyway. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrownes

Rules To Follow:
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your

Rules To Follow
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to

25 Rules For Women ( I Didnt Write Em' So Ez On The Gatorhate)
1. sports center starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Do not bother me!! 2. Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game DO, in fact, constitute going out to dinner. 3. Unlike you, we essentially want to dress just exactly like all our friends. Thus, you need not go much further than the Gap, J. Crew, Banana Republic or the local Patagonia store. 4. If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work? 5. Butthead is the smart one. 6. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear? 7. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about. 8. Silence does not need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship." 9. Things you can help with: the Sunday crossword, yard work, the dishes, cleaning, and grocery shopping. 10. Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are, watching anything on TBS, playing cards, smoking cigars and

Rules To Live By
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: a)Respect for self, b)Respect for others c)Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. D

Rules For Safe Cybersex
Safe Cyber Sex: Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc., are out of the room at the time (preferably out of the house, and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present, or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult explaining what you are doing undressing in front of the computer, drooling out of one corner of your mouth, moaning and groaning while the buzz of various "toys" can heard. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your p

Rules Of The South!
The "Rules of the South" are as follows: 1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-95 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at

Rule #1
Thanks Fubar party people for Starting off this contest im Running on a great note... The competition seems to be really intense with @ least 4 competitors over 2000 votes allready.... I need to remind evry one to be sure to read and follow the rules of the contest.... Not everyone seem to be following rule #1... i dont wanna be unfair to any one so ive not been checking to see but i happened to check a few and i did notice that they hadnt fanned me and were voting....This is one of the few lil perk,i get from having this contest so Please if you havent yet follow all the rules including rule #1 Thank you very much, you participation is gr8ly appreciated by me and the contestants.. Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrat

Rules Of Happiness
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WE ALL SHOULD PUT INTO PRACTICE: A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." " That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furnitu

'rules' For L.u.v. Club
We will remain stress free We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up,as of Sept 15th 2007 we will no longer back contests, but of course you may enter or vote on them but L.U.V. CLUB won't recognize them. It is hard enough to level members. Wearing of badges on monday will be on a voluntary basis, not mandatory. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Please be sure to check my blogs often for updates.

85 Rules And Instructions For Being A Man
85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON BEING A MAN Don't call. EVER. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself. Lie. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike" If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them. Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about it. Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a grunt will do. Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault. Lie. Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help --- don't ask. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. If, GOD FORBID, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible. TWO WORDS: Hack and spit. (Big loogies me

85 Rules For Men..roflmao
85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON BEING A MAN Don't call. EVER. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself. Lie. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike" If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them. Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about it. Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a grunt will do. Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault. Lie. Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help --- don't ask. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. If, GOD FORBID, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible. TWO WORDS: Hack and spit. (Big loogies me

The "rules" For Attracting Beautiful Women
The "Rules" For Attracting Beautiful Women >NOTE: If you're really interested in learning how to meet and attract women, then you should take a few minutes and look at THIS right now: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZVHTZZ&lid=1&ll=1 ***QUESTION*** Hi David, Thanks-Your book and CD series have helped to change my life over the last year. I'm Jewish and really wanted to date Jewish women. They were scarce near me in the US. You say to go live where the kind of women you want to date are, so I recently came to Israel. The Israeli women are incredibly sexy and exotic. I contacted some women before I got there via e- mail and slept with 2 of them on first dates, and made out with another seriously on the 2nd date...and more now...In fact, I have more #'s than I can keep track of between the net and now from meeting women from performing music in small clubs. COCKY and FUNNY works folks!!! I used a lot of your "lines" and technique

Rules Are Rules..
Ok people the rules are very simple. You rate, I rate. What you rate me, I rate you. Don't be all up in my shout box with WTF did you rate me a 4 for if that is all you rated me. The ONLY time I do not return the same rate is if you are VIP and rate me an 11.. obviously I'm not VIP so all I can give is a 10. Please stop by my page, and read the rules clearly posted on my page. Thanks.

Rules For The Family
1. No Drama 2. Must have a salute if you don’t have one get one soon after joining here 3. Must be able to help when need always read the blogs and bulletins 4. Please keep it to only 2 contest a month but if you enter more if we not helping another family member we will help you in your contest and giveaways. With Contest begin first we will help giveaways come second for there no time limited on them. 5. But if two of you are in the same contest we will help both by giving you the same amount of votes each and a rate. Will give each 4 hundred votes and a rate each to both members than we pull out and your other friends will and can help there on out this is the only way to keep it fair to all members. 6. We are seeking members that are not in other bombing family’s but will not turn away anyone as long as they no they are to help us as well not leave us hanging. 7. When you join here and leave for any reason you can not come back in any case if you truly wanted to be in this fa

Rules Of Manhood
To every Man, Read This.... NEVER DARE TO BREAK ANY ONE OF THEM!! International Rules Of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday pre

The Rules??????????or Not
THIS AGREENEMT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 pm- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. " where are we heading with this?" "do you love me?" the answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" -unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none of your damn buisness. 10. No calling each other " friends with benefits" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - dont be offended.

Rules For Hottest Car Contest
ÐJ WÌÇKÈÐ ~Vibe Radio Co-Owner & G.M~@ fubar #1 You Must Be In the pic With the car. #2 No Bashing others! #3 There Is self Bombing #4 The contest will go for one week. #5 The Car with the most comments will win a 7 Day Blast. #6 Most Rates a 3 Day Blast

7 Rules To Live By (for People Who Use Computers At Work)
some simple tips for what to do-and not do-when using your work computer: * Know your company's computer-use policy and comply with it. * Assume you're being monitored,and behave accordingly. * Never bad-mouth your company online. * Don't use personal e-mail accounts or post to a blog. * Avoid transmitting any message that could embarrass you or others if made public. * Don't think instant messaging is less permanent than e-mail. * When surfing the Web, never click on something flagged NSFW (not safe for work)

Rules Of Love
1. You must love yourself first. Your relationship with yourself is the central template from which all others are formed. Loving yourself is a prerequisite to creating a successful and authentic union. How you perceive and treat yourself is how others will perceive and treat you. 2. Partnering is a choice. The choice to be in a relationship is up to you. You have the ability to attract your beloved and cause the relationship you desire to happen. 3. Creating love is a process. Moving from "I" to "we" requires a shift in perspective and energy. Being an authentic couple is an evolution, from connection to commitment. 4. Relationships provide opportunities to grow. Your relationship will serve as an unofficial "lifeshop" in which you will learn about yourself and how you can grow on your personal path. 5. Communication is essential. The open exchange of thoughts and feelings is the lifeblood of your relationship. 6. Negotiation will be required. There w

Rules For Members
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge. This Rule has been voted in by Founders and Tribal Council Any Member of wtc can not join the archangel family founded by sixtyninemunch and dust_me_pink if u wish to join pleas

Rules For Bedroom Golf
Rules For Bedroom Golf ******************** 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft for firmness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play on the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special at

Rules
ok if i do this which i told her i would there r a few rules like always.... i will copy paiste them duh u will see them here lol...well most cuz we know there r no cheaters amongst my friends right lol....i have no clue to add her pic on here but heres here rules annd link.... thanks all... and its for 10 days 67,000 comments is the min.yes alot huh guess i will be a copy paistin mother ummm ok but u getr wat i mean...dont hurt to try...grrrrr thanks again me..... Tongue...... ooh p.s its for a happy hr.... http://www.fubar.com/user/825510 RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in the contest must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know they must rate, fan and add me to do this. Ple

Rules Of The Independent Family
Rules for all Independent Bomberz Family Members 1). You must back all other family members as best you can at all times. If you cannot at some point please let ALL three of us know in this manner. Ponyboy, Tnk and Sweet D. You must let all three know, not just one of us. 2.) You must let “Ponyboy, Tnk and Sweet D” know ahead of time if you want to get into a contest. (the sooner we know the better) 3.) Do not tell anyone that the family will back without checking with one or all three of us. If you don’t do this in this order, you may be on your own. 4.) If you have any suggestions please share with us. 5.) If we need to discuss in mass, we will use our lounge that all members have access to, this way all questions and concerns can be discussed and all will get the same answers! 6.) A.) WE DO NOT DOWNRATE ANYONE! B.) WE DO NOT REPOST ANYONE ELSE’S BITCHES OR COMPLAINTS! C.)WE DO NOT MAKE RUDE COMMENTS OF ANY KIND IN COMMENT BOXES FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE EVER! 7.

Rules For The Members
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge.

Rules On D/s Lifestyle
By Mackenzie Cross and felicia Mansur Copyright © 2004 All rights reserved A dominant/submissive lifestyle is based upon the willing transfer of power between the submissive and the dominant. Submissives are drawn to a dominant's strength, power and charisma. They respond by yielding to the dominant who, in turn, empowers them to live more fully according to their nature. The manifestation of this power dynamic is the dominant's control of the submissive. And the most effective method of maintaining control in a way that will enhance the experience for both parties is to establish a valuable framework of rules and rituals. Rules and rituals are long-standing tools used to control the behaviours of an individual or group. Wedding ceremonies, the armed services, funerals, club membership, family gatherings, even childbirth are all steeped in ritual. They provide structure and create a sense of belonging. They can also be a powerful reminder of who we are and help keep us in

Rules Of The Clan
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge.

17 Rules Concerning The Relationship Within The Craft
17 Rules Concerning Relationship Concerning the relationship within the Craft 1. Witches do not point out the identity of other witches to the general public or give addresses, or anything that can betray any of us. 2. Do nothing that will endanger anyone in the Craft, or which will bring them into conflict with the law of the land or any of your persecutors. 3. Do not gossip or speak evil of other witches. 4. Never lie to any of the Wicca. 5. Never use your magickal skills for show, pride or vainglory. 6. Keep within your Book of Shadows a record of your own rites and learnings. 7. Do not lend your Book of Shadows to anyone. You may allow someone to copy it though. 8. Property owned by Crafters should be guarded both mundanely and spiritually by the Witch. 9. Never use your personal power for evil purposes or attacks. If someone attacks you, you can defend yourself by asking the Goddess for justice. 10. Magickal bindings can cost you dearly. Lear

21 Rules For Life!!!
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

Rules Have Changed
hello all bombin familys i hope all are doin well an are getting ready for the party of the year, we have 8 days until the bomb fest starts, i want to wish all familys alots of luck an have fun well yesterday i had added a rule in an after THINKIN AN TALKIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND I WILL ALLOW BLANK COMMENTS , AN AT NO POINT DID I EVER THINK BLANK COMMENTS WAS CHEATIN , , I WILL ALLOW IT SO ALL IN ENJOY UR BLANKS HAVE A NICE DAY RUBIA

Rules
Here are the rules you need make sure you have fanned all dsc members and then when someone in dsc needs help come to me or one of the co-founders or the homepage and ask us to post the bulletin that way i can do it fairly we also will help dsc members level if they are close and please do not take advantage of this it is going to be fun and help if there are any ? just get with me and most of all no drama keep that shit at the store i will update as much as i can so i hope you all have a great weekend Thanks for your time DJphilburg360

100 Rules To Ruling The World
1 My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3 My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4 Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5 The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in thre

21 Rules To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and g

The Rules
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Rules
I HAVE BRIEFLY SPOKEN WITH A FEW PEOPLE AND FROM WHAT IVE HEARD, THERE ARE SOME ISSUES THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED, IF YOUR IN A BOMBING FAMILY , IT DOESNT MATTER WHOS PLATOON OR NOT, YOU MUST TREAT EACH OTHER WITH KINDNESS AND RESPECT, NO BACKSTABBING AND TAKING CREDIT FOR SOME ONES WIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY , WHEN THE CONTESTANT WINS ,WE ALL WIN, NOW , INLIGHT OF ME HEARING THIS, IF I AND I REPEAT IF I EVER HEAR THIS SHIT, AGAIN , I WILL GO TO THE PERSON WHO IS ACTING THIS WAY AND REPRIMAND,THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, NOW ANOTHER THING, ANYONE THAT IS SWEETTALKING ADMINISTRAITIVES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ISNT COOL EITHER, SO I AM GOING TO BE KEEPING A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THINGS, WE ALL NEED TO EARN OUR STATUSES, NOT TO PUT IT BLUNTLY SLEEP WITH THE BOSS TO GET WHAT WE WANT, THAT SHIT DONT WORK WITH ME EITHER, I SEE THAT YOUR A GOOD BOMBER AND YOU DO RIGHT I WILL PUT IN A GOOD WORD, BUT IF THEIR ARE PROBLEMS, WELL , THEN THE REST IS HISTORY. ,IM SORRY I AM STRAIGHT FOR

Rules Of The South!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $70,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The

Rules To Live By
10. Never piss against the wind. 9. Never tell your woman her sister gives better head than her while she has your shlong in her mouth. 8. Never attach jumper cables to a car battery and then to you nutsack...no matter how good of an idea your buddies tell ya it is. 7. NEVER...FUCKIN EVER... go to a donkey show in Mexico...it's not as cool as it sounds, she really does fuck the donkey. It just ain't right.. 6. Never masturbate after using Ben Gay....nuff said. 5. Never ask you in laws to come look at the loaf you just pitched...even if it does look like Gene Simmons in makeup. 4. When asked by your girl at a beach if another woman's ass looks better than hers...never reply with " No honey, I love the way your ass drags in the sand. Looks like ya draggin two clubbed seals behind ya." 3. Never wear ANYTHING pink...it doesn't make you manly, it makes you look like you're about to jump out in a chorus of It's A Rainin Men. 2. Never scratch your ass and the

Rules Of The South
Rules of the south The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-64 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really

Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other

Rules + Platoon Leaders K.o.w.~r.b.w.
Lord Wolf~Founder K.O.W.~R.B.W. FTW Lost Goth 1st.Lady K.O.W.~Master Morpher~Royal Elite Bomber With the Resigning of Gina all Platoon Leaders will be Bomber Advisors.Your Required to get your new Bombers, Bombing an to teach them how. Honey~Angel Advisor ,Mediator~*Kingdom of Wolves*@ fubar Platoon A. cherokee princess FU-BOMBER/2nd. Asst. B.A.Platoon Leader * Kingdom of Wolves*@ fubar Platoon B. boogies momma~ ♥1st asst. B.A. ~Platoon Leader Kingdom Of Wolves~ ♥ ~ please fan b4 add@ fubar Platoon C. prettygreeneyes ~Dirty South Crew~ & ~K.O.W~Platoon Leader: Platoon D.Royal Bombing Wolves,Rogue's of The Kingdom. Desireme4u....~R.B.W: 1st.Assistant Lord Wolf Few New Rules for The K.O.W~R.B.W. + excisting Rules

Rules
any one can rate the photos in the contest folder on my page no down rating at all the contest opes at midnight 9/19 and the one who comes in first gets the vip second gets the blast and third gets a big pimping gift i will be watching so lets play fair the fist one who doesnt play fair is gone no joking so tell all ur friends and lets play

Rules And Regulations
JOINING : IF YOU WANT TO JOIN YOU MUST READ AND RATE THIS BLOG. ADD/FAN/RATE ALL STAFF.SEND WSC A FRIENDS REQUEST STATING YOU HAVE READ AND AGREED TO ALL THE RULES AND WANT TO JOIN.ONCE WE HAVE FANNED YOU AN ID WILL BE MADE AND CAN BE RIPPED FROM THE ID FOLDER. PARTICIPATING : WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE LEVELED OR BOMBED THERE WILL BE UPDATED BLOGS.WE ASK THAT YOU PARTICIPATE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE YOU CAN DO ONE OR THE OTHER OR YOU CAN CHOSE TO DO BOTH.(LEVELING OR BOMBING).WE ASK THAT YOU DO YOUR PART IN HELPING YOUR FAMILY IN NEED,SO THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN ITS YOUR TURN. DRAMA FREE : WE HAVE A DRAMA FREE POLICY. IF THERE IS A MEMBER CAUSING DRAMA REFER THEM AND THE INCIDENT TO STAFF TO BE INVESTIGATED.IF YOU ARE DEEMED GUILTY YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED FROM THE WSC FAMILY.WE DO NOT TOLERATE DOWN RATING,RUDENESS OF ANY KIND,BADMOUTHING FAMILY MEMBERS,OR ANY OTHER OF THE SORT.DRAMA OF ANY KIND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED FOR ANY REASON.WE DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO R

The Rules......
Before I get bantered and beaten about the head and shoulders, I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP! I read this in a magazine and thought this rang so true it was worth posting. Informative and amusing... 1. Women will not have sex with a guy if their legs are not shaved. If she shows up for your date and she is sporting some stubble, she is trying to keep herself in line. 2.The sight of you in your underwear and socks is a total turnoff. Loose the tighty whities guys and make sure you X the tube socks first thing! 3.If you get her phone number on friday, Wednesday is the best day to call for a date. Monday says your too desperate and thurday is too late. 4.Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like laying your coat down over a mud puddle..nobility in bed scores big time points! 5.Women that are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.... 6.She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Dump her for a little gaming time and she will soon be looking for a guy wit

Rules Of Drunk Dialing....
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Yes I had to take this from my Bulletins.. lol 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

Rules
Contest RULES 1. photo must be mailed to me by Oct 13 th. 2. photo bombing is allow . 3. photos must show clevage face not need but would be nice. 4. contest starts saturday oct 13 at midnight runs for 7 days thru the following saturday at midnight . 5. winners will be posted monday oct 21 i also need winner to make a salute showing name of contest won. i will put in my winners folder. 6. photos must be approved by me. 7. self bombing is allowed. this is comment only rates will not be considered in total . each comment is worth 1 point. end of contest top 5 scores will win prizes. 1st place vip or 7 blast passes winners choice 2nd place 3 day blast 3rd place 1 day blast 4th place one day ticker 5th place one day tickker plus trophies for top 5 places. any questions feel free to contact me thanks bingo

4 Rules To Live By
1)Be present 2)Listen 3)Tell the truth 4)Release attachment to the outcome Explanation: 1)To be present you must show up. You must be willing to participate in the solution. 2)To listen is to HEAR what is being said by the other person. If you are too busy thinking about what you think you need to say next, in order to make things go your way, you are not listening. You are only paying attention to your own thoughts. You are not being present, and are not participating in the solution. 3)To tell the truth is to communicate how you REALLY feel at a heart (soul) level, regardless of what may or may not happen. The truth will set you free. 4)If you are attached to the outcome, you will not be capable of doing 1-3. Attachment is selfishness, not love. Love is acceptance and allowance of the other person to be who they really are, and to do what they feel is right for them at a heart level. After all, isn't that what you want from them in return, the freedom to

Rules From God
Rules from God 1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24 2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10 5. Look Up !!... To the Lord. "I can do eve

Rules For Future Contests
I have decided to set down a few rules for my contests from now on. (Rules may be revised by myself before the start of my next contest) RULES 1. MUST have a salute to enter and vote on all entries (and be at least level 5) 2. MUST add the hostess 3. NO blasters or scripts will be tolerated. If I find out someone has been using them, that contestant will be asked to discontinue cheating...If I do not hear a response or if it continues I will remove the contestant from the contest. 4. ABSOLUTELY NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED 5. NO down rates or harassing will be allowed.If I find that happens I will remove the contestant...If it is not a contestant that is down rateing or harassing...I will find out who the person is bombing and ask that person to tell their friend to stop or they will be removed. 6. I reserve the right to block scripters, cheaters, and any body that harassed either myself or other contestants IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RULES THEN DON'

5 Rules To Live By
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less

Rules Of Disc Golf
DISC GOLF RULES FOR RECREATIONAL PLAY GENERAL Disc Golf is played like ball golf using a flying disc. One point is counted each time the disc is thrown and when a penalty is incurred. The object is to acquire the lowest score, (without cheating). TEE THROWS Tee throws must be completed within or behind the designated tee area. Do not throw until the players in front of you are out of range. LIE The spot where the previous throw has landed, mark with a mini disc or turn over the thrown disc, directly towards the hole or dog leg. THROWING ORDER After teeing off, the player whose disc is farthest from the hole always throws first. The player with the least amount of throws on the previous hole is the first to tee off on the next hole. FAIRWAY THROWS Fairway throws must be made with the foot closest to the hole on the lie. The other foot may be no closer to the hole than the lie. A run-up and normal follow-through, after release, is allowed. DOG

Rules Of A 3-some 4 U Guys
Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing. Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes that typically prevent you from getting the most out of your threesome. There are various types of threesomes that you can enjoy, but I'm betting that you're hoping for the type with two women, one of whom is likely your bisexual or bi-curious girlfriend or wife. These are the basics on how to handle such a delectable threesome. Rule 1: Establish the rules You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority. Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and w

~!~rules Of Dating Me~!~
Ok, Ladies and Gentleman You ask what am I looking for in life and in a Woman. Its very simple I am looking for a Real Woman who is REAL. You said that is easy enough but here is a Few Helpful Hints to Easy the Getting to know you more stage! Top Five Rules! 1) Be Truthful on who you are and what you do in life! (I mean don't give me a bunch of bullshit about who you are cause I am to damn old to play the damn games). 2) Time is Money! (I mean I am a busy man that is handling a career and two twin girls so please understand if you tell me you will be back in a few minutes then come back or at lease come back and take yourself off line). 3) Communication is Golden! (Lord, People I am 31 years old and If you aren't willing to set down and have a conversation then don't even bother). 4) Life isn't in a Bottle! (Please don't do drugs or drink beer, whiskey or anything other then cokes, water, and tea). 5) Be a Good Roll Model! (I have twin girls that is in my life comp

The Rules
Here we go Hand in hand Lets start this It's sure to be a wild ride It sounds like such a huge word Relationship Relation-Ship No wonder we refer to it as a ride It's not a ride It's pain Pure and simple Pain The rule is: I share my pain with you, And you share your pain with me The deeper the relationship, The more pain shared. It's just that simple. So what happens when that rule is broken? That's called a breakup And the opposite rule applies. We promise to never again share our pain. And any pain we observe, we disbelieve. While it's true that there are bad ways to break up There are no good ones They're wrong You're wrong Yelling Crying Hanging on Running away silence email phone call death fisticuffs or just apathy into nonexistence. They all hurt Because you're denied the pain of the person you lost And you're suckered by the illusion that it doesn't exist. And that makes it hurt more. So if you read this, And I like to t

Rules & Regulations
New Rules That Apply To All WSC Members. #1 If you have joined WSC that means that you either voluntered to bomb or level.Now some people have kept up with blogs and so forth and have done everything they could to help in either area.However, there are also those who read the blogs and move on to their own thing.So I want to make this clear if you have NOT helped a member either level or bomb do NOT expect to be helped when you ask. #2 Neither leveling or bombing is required.You choose what you want to do, but you are expected to do one or the other.For our Levelers : Rates are needed on contest as much as bombing.As of today you are REQUIRED to go to our contest page and rate the person in the contest!You do NOT have to bomb.There is no reason you can not rate if you enjoy leveling because its basically the same thing and only takes 2 seconds to do. #3 We will NOT put anymore WSC members bombing a contest UNLESS it has been approved by(Psychorainstorm ,MarlbroMan, or

Rulesz
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work ! the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving

10 Rules
Ten most important rules. 1) upon waking, put your feet soundly on the ground, and thank god your alive. 2) take a beat...think, then .... open your heart and mind, to all you come in contact. 3) if someone or something causes you anguish, do not hold it and then pass it on to a different innocent person. 4) stop complaining, and do something about it (what ever it is) 5) try to listen to some music, at some point of your day (music is magic of the soul) 6) if you can do a kind gesture for someone you know or don't really know. 7) belive in Karma (cause as John Lennon said... Instant Karma's gonna get you.... 8) Be kind to animals (for their love is one of the purest) 9) Respect elders no matter how old you are... (cause you will be old too one day) 10) start this list again and do it if you can every day... thats it greggace

The Rules And The Rules Of The Rules
1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Donft imagine you can change a man - unless hefs in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him youfre not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your manfs mind wander. Itfs too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women donft make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 14. Love is bli

5 Rule For Women
five rules for women to follow to a happy life Body: 1. its inportant to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2.its inportant to have a man who can make you laugh. 3. its inportant to have a man who you can trust and doesnt lie to you. 4.its inportant to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. its very very very inportant that these 4 men do not know each other. thought this was funny but i wish i could find a guy with all these going for him but still the # 4 its wrong so wrong

Rules For Drunk Dialing!
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the c

Rules For Kod
WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF DOLPHINS ~RULES~ (1)NO DRAMA (2)NO BASHING (3)MUST HELP EVERYONE IN THE KOD (4)You are allowed to help others, unless one of the KOD is in a contest or in need of your help. Then you MUST help them as well. (5)One KOD person in a contest at one time please this way you each get as may comments from everyone in the KOD as possible. (6) once a blog is posted click it might be important. (7) Add KOD or Kingdom Of Dolphins in your name (8) Have Fun! have any other questions or rules you think should be here let me know.

10 Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate someth

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The Rules Of Farm Life A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,

101 Rules Of Black Metal..
101 rules of Black Metal.. 1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be grim. 5. Be necro. 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible. 7. Break things while being grim and necro. 8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed. 9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form. 10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances... 11. ...Listen to Peccatum. 12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay. 13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn". 14. Don't be Dani Filth. 15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man." 16. Don't be Dani Filth. 17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse. 18. Run for it! 19. Sodomize a virgin whore. 20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look

101 Rules Of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, math

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
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The Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn

Rules For Men
1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. b. After wrecking his boss' Ferrari. c. When his date is using her teeth. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting time is six minutes 7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthd

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4 Rules to Live By This is all you need to practice in order to find your way... to your self, to love, to your soul mate, and to your destiny. These are also known as the 4 rules of negotiation or peace making, and can be applied to ANY relationship or situation to bring about the highest good for all concerned, ALWAYS. Be present Listen Tell the truth Release attachment to the outcome Explanation: To be present you must show up. You must be willing to participate in the solution. To listen is to HEAR what is being said by the other person. If you are too busy thinking about what you think you need to say next, in order to make things go your way, you are not listening. You are only paying attention to your own thoughts. You are not being present, and are not participating in the solution. To tell the truth is to communicate how you REALLY feel at a heart (soul) level, regardless of what may or may not happen. The truth will set you free. If

The Rules N Stuff!!
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)

10 Rules For Dominants
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Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I

10 Rules Of Life & Love......
~ Don't live you life to the satisfaction of others around you or in the end the only one dissatisifed if you... ~Only care about the opinion of those the you love and then, only if they can live up to their own expectations... ~Don't spend alot of tome thinking about where you should be because it will only keep you from enjoying where you are. Move at your own pace and you won't be as tired when you finally get there. ~Don't try to make other people happy before you make yourself happy. If you do, no one will ever be happy... ~For every hour you spend doing for others, spend twice as much doing for yourself. Even if it's just sitting on a bench watching the sunset. ~Dream about things you want. There is nothing wrong with dreaming, but don't let those dreams cause disappointment in the real things you have. Have what you enjoy if you can, but always enjoy what you have... ~Never stop believing in your future or you will be forced to live in the past. There is

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1. Worship The Mark! 2. Comment Bomb The Mark Till Yr Fingers Bleed! 3. Give The Mark All Yr Love! 4. Go to This Link Post Haste And Comment The Mark! 5. Never Talk About The Mark In Third Person! 6. Click The Mark! 7. Worship The Mewbs! http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1088986993

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Rules For Being Human 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but make the best of it because it's going to be with you the rest of your life. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called Life on Planet Earth. Every person or incident is the Universal Teacher. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much a part of the process as "Successes." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it - then you can go on the next lesson. 5. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state; pain is how your subconscious gets you attention. First it whispers; then it yells. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. 6. You will know you have learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom is practice, practice, practice. And remember,

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Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem --- kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest --- kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. We

Rules For Being Human
*You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only thing you are sure to keep for the rest of your life. *You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "Life on Planet Earth". Every person is a teacher as well as a student, and every incident is part of the Universal Learning Experience. *There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much part of the process as "success". *A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it - then you can go on to the next lesson. *If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. Pain is how the universe gets your attention. *You will know you've learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom comes from practice. *"There" is no better than "here". When your "there" be

Rules Of Kindess !! :p
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATEING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you downrate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rateing do you ask? That is when you intentionly rate lower then a 10. this is like fliping someone off just ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. simple as that! please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be fliping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is downratein so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the internet and

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I, like most people, like to wake up, get ready for the day and hop online to meet and greet, check emails and say hello. I enjoy coming onto Fubar and looking at pictures, reading blogs and talking to the peeps I talk to and have met here. I like to express myself through my status and let people know where I'm at throughout the day. It's all good as I go off to my job and live my day. However, there's one thing cats need to learn and that is: The Rules of Engagement! Fellas or Whom It May Concern: Comments about me, offering your lovely cock to me, proposing that you eat me out or even worse, fuck me are not ways in which to engage me. It's fucking rude and stupid of you to think that something like that will have me jump at the chance to meet you. Example: Bob: Can I eat U Mz J: Wow, how can I resist the charm of that comment. Of course you can, you said the magic words. Holy shit!! No one has ever said it way you said it, how lucky for you that you found

Rules Of Kindness
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATEING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you downrate someones page, photo. Or thubms down there stash item. What is down rateing do you ask? That is when you intentionly rate lower then a 10. this is like fliping someone off just ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. simple as that! please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be fliping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is downratein so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the internet and in

Rules For Non-military
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. W

10 Rules For Thanksgiving Dinner At My House
10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and p

10 Rules For Thanksgiving Dinner At My House
(Print and give copy to each guest that enters your home.) 10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your butt down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little butts to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle B

Rules To Live By...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR . When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX . Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN . Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN . Remember that great love

10 Rules For Thanks Giving Dinner
1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that

11 Rules To Date My Ego
1. i'm not kissing your ass or begging you for a damn thing. 2. no, you aren't the prettiest woman that i met. 3. i won't use you and u damn well better not try to use me. 4. yes, there are other men in your life that you may or may not be intimate with. unless you can handle me doing the same thing in your face, don't lie or get rid of them. 5. if you don't like the arts or books, we probably will have very little to talk about besides 'what position do you like?'. so don't say you don't want someone just for sex. if there's nothing upstairs, it's probably downstairs. 6. i love god, yeah i said it. and i like church too! yes, i'm a sinner and damn good at it too! at least i know i'm trying to be good--lol 7. 'i've never cheated'. OMFG STOP LYING! if there hasn't been at the very least no more than 3 months no talking to men, no dating and no sex between your relationships for each year you've dated... yeah ya did! (at least twice) just like men, these days women are only as fait

Rules To Live By
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

101 Rules Of Black Metal..
1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be grim. 5. Be necro. 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible. 7. Break things while being grim and necro. 8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed. 9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form. 10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances... 11. ...Listen to Peccatum. 12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay. 13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn". 14. Don't be Dani Filth. 15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man." 16. Don't be Dani Filth. 17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse. 18. Run for it! 19. Sodomize a virgin whore. 20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) 21. Make sure your alb

The Rules :)
Please read and follow as they will be our guide to a happy family. 1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!!..We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! You disregard this rule and you will be dismissed from our family! Act your age, if u cant then please do not waste our time! 2)No one but upper management will be allowed to blog about Leveling..unless you have been given the ok to do so. This will only be to minimize confusion in the family! The only ones to blog about leveling are Founder, CoFounder, President, Vice President and Manager. Even so sunset needs us guys to confirm with her before posting Blog. 3) Absolutley NO BOMBING! If you choose to enter into a contest or give away you are doing so at your own will, and you are not to expect anyone in the family to help you out. We are a not a bombing crew but a leveling family!! For now this is the rules on bombing. In time when our family grows we will divide into two different groups

Rules For The Contest!
Ok all ive decided to start up a contest of my own!! If you want to enter this contest here is what you do: send me two pics, one of you face shot and one of a pic that you want it morphed into along with 200fubucks I will morph your pics or send me your morph along with 100fubucks and i will post them in my album titled morph contestants. the morph with the most comments by the end of the contest will win 70,000 fubucks. some rules: pics must not be nsfw! one of the pics must be of you when you send the fubucks type morphcontest followed by what you would like your morph named in my album. when you send your pics or morphs make sure you title the subject morph contest! if this sounds fun or interesting then you know what to do! contest starts today and will end on Christmas day! so hurry and get your morphs turned in to me and we will have some fun!

Rules For 2008
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop screwing with

Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what i

Rules For The Non Military
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you

The Rules Of A Mumm
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OUR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOUR MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSE

40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must

Rules In Oklahoma
Rules of OKLAHOMA 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.( my favorite) 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I- 35 and I-44 can get your ass out of here. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat oklahoma pork chops & corn on the cob. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The 'Opener' refers to the

The Rules...please Feel Free To Give Your Opinions!!!
yes...actually written by a guy! please feel free to add to this list(guys and girls) cause somewhere along the way the "rulebook" got misplaced and we've been fucking up our relationships ever since... Women.. Don't you wish all men where this smart to dating? 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. Isn't she worth more? 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. She just wants to be perfect for you. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. Deal with it.

10 Rules
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissives Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and ple

100 Rules For The Female Slave
100 Rules for the female slave 1. i will serve, obey and please my Master. 2. Above all else my only desire is to please my Master. 3. i worship my Master. 4. i worship my Master's body. 5. The power of my Master fills me with awe. 6. To receive pleasure i must earn it. 7. i worship my Master's whip. 8. i trust my Master. 9. i am nothing more than an object of great value - an instrument to be used by my Master for his pleasures. 10. i will ask my Master for permission to satisfy whatever need i have before acting on it. 11. my body and mind is the property of my Master. 12. i must always give thanks to my Master for all i am given immediately after receiving what He gives me. 13.

Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it, or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons, or think them irrelevant or stupid. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better place than "here". When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there"

Rules
1st .. I am not a piece of meat. Im sick of all the sexual comments in sb and mailbox. 2nd...shoutbox is only for family.. dont ask to be added. 3rd...Not looking for a relationship 4th..... lock photos are staying locked and no one will see them not even family 5th...do not ask for my yahoo msn or any other messenger 6th. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PEE PEE

Rules For Being Happy
There are lots of so called 'professional' opinions from professional people giving you professional guidance to being happy (with the term being self defining....YOU determine what makes you happy). One of the better ones follow: Remember the 5 simple rules to being happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred...FORGIVE 2. Free your mind from worries... MOST NEVER HAPPEN 3. Live simply...APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE 4. Give more...IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 5. Expect less...YOU WON'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED . Now, with that being said I'd like to narrow the focus a bit.....give you my very unprofessional input as to my rules to make me happy and for treating people. Like I said, I'm not a professional so I've narrowed my list to three items: 1. be happy (as I mentioned, it's self defining) 2. never intentionally hurt anyone 3. know love (if you have love everything else falls into place) With that in mind and with the coming of the Christmas season I'd like every one of y

Rules For Drinking
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3.removed 4. Removed 5. Removed 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong. 13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message. 14. If you o

Rules For A Wise Domina
1) The submissive's safety is first and foremost. This includes emotional safety as well as physical safety. 2) Communicate. The submissive should always know where she stands, why something is happening, and should feel safe to voice her concerns, needs, and desires. 3) Trust and be trustworthy. If a submissive feels she is not trusted, she will always feel she is failing you in some way. We have the right to be trusted until we prove otherwise. If you have issues with trust, that isn't our fault even though we will do everything in our power to prove to you that you can depend upon our words and actions just as you should do the same. Complete honesty is a must!! 4) Punishment should never be administered in anger. It should always be with a loving hand when you are calm and thinking clearly. Take a time out before you act. Explain why you are punishing and what you expect to happen in the future. 5) Admit that you are a human being who makes mistakes. The relationship wi

Rules For Being Human
RULES FOR BEING HUMAN 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it but it is yours for the entire time this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant or stupid. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, and experimentation. The "failed experiments" are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". 4. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better than "here". When your "there" has become "here" you will simply

Rules For Sean's Fu-girls
Due to recent events I have made these rules for all of Sean's (aka DJ Khaotic Wolf) ex, present, and future fu-girls. #1) Please do not talk to me like I'm your best friend. I am not your friend I am Sean's friend. #2) I do not care about you or your problems. I care about Sean. If you last more than six months I may come to care about you, but until that time I just do not care. #3) I am Sean's coworker. He does not need for me to know all of his relationship details and personally I do not need to know them all either. So please do not tell me about them. Thank You. #4)(Last but not least) If you are PSYCHO I am definitly not talking to you. I am not in the mood for your psycho shit I have got enough problems of my own then to deal with yours also. Especially if I do not know you. I'll probably add more rules to this list but until then if you do not like these rules please see the manager (aka Sean aka DJ Khaotic Wolf). Thank You!!!!!!

Rules And Guidelines To A Successful Relationship( As Posted On Another Site I Am On. Now I Put It Here).
1. COMMUNICATION: Communication is an Important factor in a relationship. Always communicate how you feel to your partner. Never be afraid to communicate to your partner about anything & everything. 2. OPENESS Always be Open about everything with your partner. Never ever hide anything from your partner because if you do & your partner finds out the consequences will be present & your relationship may suffer. 3. HONESTY: Always be Honest with your partner regardless of his/her reaction. Whatever his/her reaction may be whether it be positive or negative will reflect you as a person & gain you More Trust with your partner. 4. NEVER FEAR: DO NOT EVER FEAR how your partner may react to you. Express Everything to your partner. ''Fear is what makes you stronger Not weaker. Face & Conquer it & you become Stronger. Run away from it & you become Weaker." 5. STIMULATION: Always stimulate your partner's Needs, Wants & Desires. Never ever occupy with your time with something else other

Rules Of Love
Reassure me when I'm afraid miss me when I'm away. keep the good promise you made believe in what i say. laugh when I'm happy cry when i am sad. and when you say you love me prove the love you have. correct me when I'm wrong stand by me when I'm right. think of me in the morning and dream of me at night. comfort me when I'm lonely have faith in what i do. follow me to the end of the world as i would follow you forgive me when I'm not myself or at least try to understand just put your arms around me or tightly hold my hand. keep these rules of love with everything you do and remember that my love is only meant 4 you

Rules For The Men When Talking To Women
1: Always remember the little things. 2: Don't forget to ask how her day was 3: If you forget her name, you better not guess 4: Don't always think her flirting means your going to get sex. 5: Don't drop to the gutter so quick. Only on a need-to-basis 6: Giving hugs are importent. Even though you want to kiss her 7: Tell her something different every day 8: Say she is beautiful. 9: Say "I feel" and "I think" blah blah blah 10: Don't interrupt 11: Unless she's cussing be a gentlemen 12: Don't be to gentlemany 13: She's a person not an object 14: Find out what she likes and surprise her 15: Don't forget (again) little things count

Rules For The Non-military
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dr

The Rule Of Three
The rule of three is simple but very powerful: Whatever you do comes back to you threefold. This is not only in magick, but in every aspect of life. Witches are warned in the Wiccan Rede to "ever mind the rule of three." So remember to think before you act, or you could suffer serious consequences. Ask anyone who did a less than nice spell on someone what repercussions they had. They are never pretty. Most Wiccans also believe in Karma, a phenomenon that guides the soul toward evolving acts. While it isn't quite a cosmic system of checks and balances, good brings good and bad propagates bad. Wiccans don't believe in predestination. We make the choices that pattern our lives. We are responsible for our own actions -- we have no one to blame for them except ourselves. In some religions, there is a belief that you will get your rewards and punishments after you die, in the afterlife. Because of this, many people think they can get away with things, not having to face up to

Rules And Prizes
ok i have decided to hold my own fu bucks comment contest .here are the rules RULES: 1.no nsfw pics 2.self bombing is allowed 3. no drama (if there is drama you will be removed and blocked ) 4. rules are subject to change (per my say so ) 5. first person to the lowest amount of comments needed ,has the right to take that amount of fubucks and be removed from the contest or keep going for one of the bigger prizes (ALSO PERTAINS TO THE 2ND AND 3RD PERSON AND SO ON AN SO FORTH) 6. contest is over when all prizes have been awarded PRIZES: 1ST PLACE : 100,000 FUBUCKS (75,000 IN COMMENTS) 2ND PLACE : 50,000 FUBUCKS (55,000 IN COMMENTS) 3RD PLACE : 25,000 FUBUCKS (35,000 IN COMMENTS) please send the pic you want to enter to me and i will open the contest once i have at least 7-10 entries.i also will let you know when the contest begins .

Rules Of Bedroom Golf
1. each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 4. for most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole. 6. the object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. it is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. the experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers. 8. players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have p

Rules, Bylaws, And Terminology Of The Tet
Ka - Roughly speaking, it means "fate" or "destiny." As Roland is wont to say, "Ka is a wheel." In a less proper sense, ka can also be a destination; a place to which one must go. Ka-tet - A group of individuals bound together to serve a common goal (or ka). Each member of a ka-tet is like a puzzle, appearing to be a mystery on his or her own, but when together, creating a picture, or at least part of one. It may take a great many ka-tets to finish one picture. Members of a ka-tet are capable of sharing their thoughts, or khef. Some say that a ka-tet can only be broken by death or treachery. Others, including Cort, believe such a binding can never be broken because death and treachery are also spokes on the wheel of ka. Khef - Has many meanings Water, Birth, Life-Force, Soul and spirit. generally it's said meaning the Ability to control your Spiritual power. this Khef is divided into 8 grades... upon Level 7 or 8 a person can completely detach his soul from his body. that no matt

The Rules Of Vermont
THE RULES OF VERMONT ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt" road. I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get the fuck out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're "live" steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I89 or Rt 7 goes north or south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So everyone in Vermont waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat perch and lake trout. You reall

Rules For Men
This was written by a guy who has years of experience. Believe me, most of them are true about girls.... 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house... she runs around in her underwear and no makeup all the time. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat if you hurt her, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms. 8. If you didn't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you di

Rules For 2008
I got this in an email and its too good not to share, these are soo true!! Happy New Year! Make realistic goals for yourself, write them down, pray about them and try to achieve them! Go through your cell phone, caller id, calendar, and email addresses and discard all the people and events that mean you no good or don't benefit your life! Stop making excuses about your life and make changes! If you are involved w/ a person, job, or circumstance that is doing more harm than good, do yourself a favor - LET IT GO! Stop being someone's mistress; especially if you are aware that you are!!!! If you are between the ages of 22-35 please start listening to more than Hip-Hop! Take care of your kids and devote a weekend or two when you spend "quality" time with them. Who cares if you miss out on a "mix"! You can party anytime! Get your debt in order! Eventually you'll want a nice home and car in your name! Stop spreading senseless rumors and try to get your own life

The Rules, Gentlemen
The rules 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Rules For Female Passengers(sport Bike Rider)
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected fi

20 Rules Of Wva.
THE RULES OF WEST VIRGINIA ARE AS FOLLOWS: style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'"> 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks That's why they smell funny to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 50 goes east and west, I-79 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'">6. So every person in West Virginia waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone ri

The Rules
LEVELING LOVERS THE RULES!!!!! We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates!

Rules For The Phone
Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Rules Of The Contest I Am In
here's the rules to the contest i am in THE LINK TO THE HOST OF THE CONTEST'S PROFILE IS AT THE END OF THIS BLOG ,THIS IS NOT MY CONTEST ,I AM IN IT NOT HOSTING IT . I'm gonna be running a Fu Buck & Big Pimping Giveaway Contest. Contest will start on Fri Jan - 18th at noon (est)/ 9 am (pst). Running the contest til Sun Jan -27th noon (est)/ 9am (pst). All pics entered must be sfw. If u want into the contest. I need you to private message me the link to the pic that u want entered into it. Don't send it in the shout box please. That way i don't miss your link. My only request is that to qualify for the top 3 prises. I'm asking that the pic to have 10,000 comments minimum to qualify. Everyone that enters the contest will get an Entry Prise no matter what. If there becomes any questions during contest I want to be notified of them 1ST. Don't take them to other contestants . That way there will be no added drama amongst others. I truly look forward to seeing everyone 1 ST PLACE P

101 Rules Of Hardcore
101 Rules of Hardcore 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore

Rules For 2008 By George Carlin
I love this man!!! GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 1. No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. 2. Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. 3. Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? 4. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastard

2008 Rules By G C!
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for the

Rules For Ŧ.m.Ä.Ғ. ( Ŧhe Mortal Ängel Ғamily)
I RECEIVED TOO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE 4 LETTERS I HAVE NEXT TO MY NAME.WELL HERE IS THE ANSWERS AND IF YOU FEEL OR LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY HERE IS THE RULES: RULES FOR Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Ŧhe Mortal Ängel Ғamily) THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY THIS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING LOVE AND RESPECT TO EACH OTHER AND TO HELP PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONES FACE... THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE,CARE,RESPECT AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE HEAD RULES,IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM SO THEY MAY BE DISCUSSED. ANY UPDATES OR NEWS REGARDING THIS FAMILY WILL BE POSTED AS A BLOG FOR ALL MEMBERS. 1~A SALUTE PICTURE: MUST BE SENT TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF ITS NOT ON YOUR PAGE. IT WILL NOT BE DISPLAYED TO THE PUBLIC.IT IS FOR CONFIRMATION PURPOSES SO AS NOT TO ALLOW FAKES INTO THE FAMILY. 2~N.S.F.W PICTURES: NAKED PIX OF YOURSELF OR OTHERS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED OUT OF RESPECT FOR OTHER MEMBERS. 3~FAMILIES: a)MEMBERS CAN NOT BE IN TWO

Rules For Flamming Hearts
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless it's for a memeber of the Flamming Heart and it does not interfere with us leveling. 4) All newbies will go through Latina69. No exceptions. Always send new recruits to her. If she is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find an Enforcer. They are here to help you out! If one is not avaible you can then look for managment. 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling

Rules For Tha Flamming Hearts
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless it's for a memeber of the Flamming Heart and it does not interfere with us leveling. 4) All newbies will go through Latina69. No exceptions. Always send new recruits to her. If she is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find an Enforcer. They are here to help you out! If one is not avaible you can then look for managment. 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling p

Rules!!!!! Of Owning Me
This auction will run from today, January 21st starting at 10 P.M. Eastern till Thursday, January 31st at 10 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubux, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours, Fubar T-Shirts..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the Sunday the 27th of January at midnight. Thanks everyone and have fun! As and added bonus

Rules And Those Who Make Them.
I keep running across these people who make rules on how and who will be added to their friends here on fubar. It would be funny if it wasn't so damned lame, most of us are here to have fun, be off the wall, and be as debauched and riskque as we could never be in real life. With this comes a downside like in everything else in life, for your actions you will sometimes get comments and pics you really will not like and may piss you off. All I can say is this is part and parcel to being a member on this site and if your actions and pics draw such reactions who's fault is that really? Oh and ladies, Smile in your pics, it is really quite becoming. Later and have fun everyone!

Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 and I - 10 go east and west, I-75 and I - 95 go north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. Yo

Rules
(1) Respect all Staff members, and members (2)Keep it pg-13 ( no hard core sex talk or nudity) (3)No spaming (4)Absalutly no drama (5)No Link droping without asking staff if its ok (6)Must have a fubar regulated icon( this means if you have no pic you will be warned to get one if you do not listen to the warning then you will be ejected from the lounge) ***** If you do not fallow the rules above then you will be Banned,Ejected,Silenced! *****

The Rules Of A Blowjob For Girls And Guys
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave

The Rules Of Rural Kentucky Are As Follows:
THE RULES OF RURAL Kentucky ARE AS FOLLOWS: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 60 goes east and west, I-24 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in Western Kentucky waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to y

11 Rules Of Fubar!!
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Rules For Rating
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

11 Rules Of Fubar
It makes sense...READ IT!!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them

11 Rules Of Fubar~~this Cracked Me Up
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

The Rules!!
1. The female always makes The Rules! 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without any prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The female is never wrong! 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind unless express written consent of the female is obtained. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must, under no circumstance, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 1

Rules And Torture, And Stuff
So, what's first? God always come first right? lol I take some and put them on a plane. I put a parachute on them, then I push them out over Africa. The should be forever grateful I gave them that trip to Africa. They should whorship me, and follow the arbritrarry rules I gave them, either before or after I push them out of the air-plane. They should be thrilled I gave them that oppurtuinity, that gift, and especially the fucking parachute. I did all that because I love them so much. Now, if they break those rules, whatever I decied them to be, I'll be fucking pissed. I will defiantly make their lives hell, but they do have that free will to do what they want, they will just know if they do break those rules, it will be hell for them. Eventually inorder for me to be able to forgive these people, or that person for breaking my rules, I'll do something, so I guess I'm not all that cruel after all. I will send my only son over there so he can be tortured. Him being tortured

The Rules
We're new and here for you! We'll be bombing giveaways! We will be charging a fu-bux fee to bomb others. The money we raise will go back to you as follows. As members join they will be added to the "family list" blog. As the home page reaches 1mil fu-bux they will be offered to the member marked. Small one time 500 fubux joining fee (to cover transfer fee costs)

The 20 Rules Of Drunk Dialing...
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them/you over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex and let her/him kn

Rules/laws
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does n

The Rules.
Alright. Listen up. This is important. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BE A HORRID BITCH TO YOU. My name is not: "sexy", "hun", "yum", or any other adjective. I will be cold and mean if the following occurs: *You call me one of the aforementioned words without any kind of prompting. *You ask me for naked pictures, or offer to show me yours. *You're an ugly, pathetic old man who can't get any, and is therefore trolling a website so you can beat off to pictures of teenage girls who will never give you the time of day. You know who you are. *You display no ability to form a coherent paragraph. *You can't take 'no' for an answer. *You don't show any respect for me *or* you. I am not a piece of meat. Do not speak to me as though that's otherwise.

Rules Men Need To Follow
soo here we go guys pretty much there r some things going on out there that r pretty fucked up and need to be changed soo i decided to be nice and clue u in. 1. any attractive girl who isnt a raving bitch deseves to be treated like a princess, you ask why well simply because we are hard to come by and we are special. 2. second when a fine girl gets in your car be a gentleman and open her door for her it is crucial!!! 3. Dont call us bitches and hoes we dont like it we are ladies so please be a man and talk to us like one 4. when a girl comes over to your place make sure you have a clean bathroom this seems to be a problem lately where a girl walks into a guys bathroom and there is no soap no hand towels and pubs everywhere grosssssss we defffinetly notice this stuff guys. 5. Always compliment her on the way she looks when u come to pick her up, this makes a girl feel like u are paying attention to her and the effort she put in and are not just trying to get a peice of

35 Rules To Live By
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night >Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often >Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car >Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity >If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before >My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance >Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious >A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person >For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program >If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip >Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks >A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good >Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway >Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it >No man has e

Rules Of The Moment
Typically most people see BDSM in different light. Just like someone would see a painting, or photograph or even interpret a poem. That holds true for any local community that you might come across. Everyone having their own set of rules but for any intense and purpose, most have standards that are included. At the risk of sounding cliche', the first one rings true for pretty much everyone and everywhere: What happens at a party, munch or gathering, stays there. To most, that would be a given, but you would be surprised how many have ignored that rule and embarrassed themselves by blabbing about so and so's attendance at this party THEY were at!? How smart is that? Another real strong rule that I feel is crucial is that most people, when playing in a group environment SHOULD not only bring their own toys, but maybe someone to use them on?! It is considered a taboo, unless you are handed the implement by the owner, to reach for something that doesn't belong to you. Whi

Rules For Montana
The Rules of Rural Montana are as Follows: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I 90 goes east and west, US 15 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in rural Montana waves. We think of it as being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the

Rules For The Shinning Stars
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless you are doing it on your own. 4) All newbies will go through bm310 No exceptions. Always send new recruits to him. If he is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find a member of Management. We are here to help you out! 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling please leave a meassage so we know who helped out. 7) Most Importantly: Keep up to date with our blog

The 4'9" Rule...
Good Morning and hello there and how are ya? The gal Idol’s were ok last night. I still think the Nurse rocker should go, but she did well last night. Carley was awesome to say the least, she should win… enough Idol chat. Ok, I heard this on the way into work today and it’s a safety notice, law what ever one may call it and perhaps just plain good sense to do it, but…when the object of a law crosses over into another category that is where I like to step in. The law is the safety seat for children. I agree with it and lord knows you have to have something in place or people will abuse it… oh before I herd off into another direction, I best give you the law I am referring to. “ Children under the height of 4’9” need to be in a booster, safety seat” So here is my thought process, most amusement parks will not allow a child under I believe it to me the 40” mark to ride there rides… you know the roller coaster thing-a-ma-bob that trusts one around and around until ya need a vomit bag or

Rules For Life
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are; - You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape. - Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. - Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. - If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. - And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

The Rules
1. NO DRAMA!!! 2. The auction will start on Monday the 10th, or when I get 10 entrants and run for 1 week. 3. Bidding will start at 50,000 fubucks. 4. Cash bids (VIP, blasts, etc.) will outweigh any fubucks bid. 5. Instead of an entry fee, you must rate all my pics, before you will be added to the auction. FOR THE AUCTIONED: Send me a message with what you will do for the person that wins you, and specify if it will be sfw or nsfw.

Rules
SQUAD RULES FIRST YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. NO SALUTE YOU CANNOT JOIN US. I am amending the salute rule for those that don't have one. We will accept members without a salute, but they have 30 days to get one. If by chance we are in a contest, those without a salute will NOT be allowed to bomb. SECOND YOU MUST ADD ALL MEMBERS that are listed in the SQUAD MEMBERS BLOG; TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST AT LEAST. You must add ~The Terminator's~ homepage into your family. THIRD YOU CANNOT BELONG TO ANY OTHER FAMILY OR SQUAD. This does not include families like CLUB FAR. You may be in them as long as our name is in there as well. You can join another bombing family as long as you are a leveler ONLY. FOURTH THE TERMINATORS MUST BE ON YOUR NAME Other than the four rules (there might be other later as we grow), that's it for now. Our primary goal is BOMBING GIVEAWAYS, though we might progress to contests at some time in the future. BOMBING IS REQUIRED, BUT NOT ALL

Rules And Code Of Conduct
Hotties rules & code of conduct 1- All Prospects (Applicants) must have a VERIFIED Salute. 2- All Pics must be SFW & Open for voting on Friday. 3- Upon Acceptance 5 days will be given to add 2nd Alarm Hotties (to/in addition to) Nickname. 4- All Current Hotties must be Fanned/Added/Rated. 5- All new members will be assigned a team. The Chief, Chief Deputy Sexy Shell, & Assigned Team Leader must be added to family. 6- All Hottie related bulletins must be reposted (inactivity is not tolerated) 7- Help your fellow members when need be (for ex. leveling by rating pics, stash, etc) 8- The Hotties profile MUST be added to Top Friends -or- Family. 9- Shoutbox & Fu-Mail must be open to The Chief/ Chief Deputy/ & assigned Team leader. 10- All Hottie members must have membership to The Hotties Headquarters. Link can be found on Sexy_Shell's page 11- Hotties who have resigned must complete the application process. No exceptions. 12- Applicants must have

The Rules!!!! Live Them Love Them!
DJ RULES 1.CHECK IN ATLEAST 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SHIFT, IF POSSIBLE WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE MAKE SWAPPING DJS EARIER AND FASTER AND SOMETIMES DJS HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO AND ARE WAITING ON YOU TO GET THERE. 2.IF YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR SHIFT PLEASE LET THE DJ MGR, ASST DJ MGR OR AN OWNER KNOW 2 HOURS IN ADVANCE. 3.IF YOU STREAM IN OTHER LOUNGES PLEASE LET US KNOW SO WE CAN WORK AROUND YOUR TIMES THERE, NO STREAMING IN TWO LOUNGES AT ONCE(GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION UNLESS APPROVED). 4.DO NOT PUT OUR PLAYER IN OTHER LOUNGES WITHOUT PURES PERMISSION IF YOU DO AND WE FIND OUT YOU WILL BE FIRED AND BANNED. 5.ALWAYS HONOR REQUEST IF YOU DO NOT HAVE IT LET ANOTHER DJ STAFF KNOW AND THEY WILL TRY TO GET IT FOR YOU, WORK AS A TEAM. 6.IF YOU DO NOT SHOW UP FOR YOUR SHIFT 3 TIMES YOU WILL BE TAKEN OFF THE SCHEDULE. 7.ALWAYS RESPECT EACH OTHER WE ARE A TEAM LETS ACT LIKE IT.NO DOWNING ANYONE OR ANY LOUNGES. 8.REMEMBER THIS IS A PUBLIC LOUNGE, PPL COME HERE TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC

11 Rules
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

11 Rulez Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some

The 80/20 Rule In Marriage/relationships
Not only for those who are familiar with the term from Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married," it is based on a principle that basically states that 80% of all results are from only 20% of effort. The rest all being irrelevant! When I saw them make a reference to that in the Tyler Perry film in regards to marriage I thought it was wonderful. After having read "Living the 80/20 way" a couple of years before the movie (which I totally recommend for the avid readers) I wondered what people felt about that same concept? As we all know there is no 100%, no one is perfect, and often times we might realize that's what we were looking for, and then sometimes people referred to their end result as "settling". I have now come to believe that you are capable of having only 80% of true and complete fulfillment from your other half, it is inevitable to give up 20%. Where the question comes in is what 20% are you willing to give up and do without KNOWING that we can't have it all. I hope I'm no

The Rules Of Engagement
PHASE 1 Theres a ticker of faces scrolling by.. hmmmm This ones interesting. ya click the pics.. hmm yea that'll work. Rate a 10, fan, buy a beer, add to freinds, 80% of hookups never get past this phase. Phase 2 This begins when the shoutbox freezes a couple of dozen times. You give your IM address. its getting serious now bcs there are sexual jokes and personal questions galore. The how far do ya live? how many of you have mapquested at this phase?lmao! Many of these stop here after a couple of chats,In fact the handbook says only 10% of attempted hookups get past this phase. BUT those that dont, Camming anyone?? One wouldnt think camming would be so more personal BUT it IS!! Yep if ya cam your there... PHASE 3 Camming is not the only criteria for phase 3, Dont have a Cam?? No problem... Giving of the phone number also qualifies you for phase 3. This is also the phase where you begin to here things such as " we should hook up for drinks" or "You should fly here and see me" Made

5 Rules For Being Better At The Internet
1. Forfeit all Caturday/lolcats photos. Congratulations, you have found pictures of cats making stupid (probably photoshopped) faces that were made 4-5 years ago and are only found humourous by 4chan rejects. The website that makes sure you know everything that was once a phenomenon once existed. Here's a mesage from French Cat: 2. Chuck Norris is a douche. If you're still huddling around Chuck Norris "facts" - stop it. First of all they aren't even the original. Jack Bauer, Vin Diesel and some others were before. I guess it was all the beard jokes some fatass trolls made up that made the Chuck Norris ones more popular. And now, 4 years later, there's a book on it and the Texas Ranger sues over "false information". Way to go Chuck, you're an inspiration for morons everywhere. 3. Do not be the kettle that calls the pot black. Nothing tickles my fancy more than reading things like "your an idiot" and "get a life/get laid" from some retard who gets online for maybe an

The 5 Rules Of Flirting
F= Flattery - the fastest way to a guys or a girls heart is to find something you really like about them and then compliment them on it. just dont go over board and make sure your compliments come from the heart. L= Listen - get him or her to talk about what he or she really cares about and listen attentively. Bottom line: give him or her your attention, and you'll get there's. I= Interest - find a common interest. similarities give you something to do together and talk about - and it can fire up a relationship. R= Responsible - be careful and clear about youe intentions. don't hurt anyone, lead anyone on, or choose targets that are off limits. T= Trusting yourself - believe that you can catch his or her eye and survive the process no matter what happens.

~11 Rules Of Fubar~
subject: 11 Rules of Fubar So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If al

Rules Of Chocolate
The Rules of Chocolate If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Why is t

The Rules For Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset ow

Rules For Women According To Men Lol
1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle. 3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. 4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "I want to rinse your mouth with my

Rules Of Perception: Reality Vs Illusions
Rules of perception: We can only perceive the external world with our senses. And Our senses are unable to fully capture the amount of information surrounding us. Therefore: Our perception of what is real is limited by our senses. Therefore: What we perceive is not what actually exists. Therefore: The outside world is not what we perceive, all of our perceptions of the external are illusion. The object in your hand is nothing but pure energy represented by matter. Your perception of that matter is then limited to its mass and its ability to reflect specific wave lengths of light. The leaf is just an illusion of what is actually there, and whats actually there is so much more then what you feel and see.

Rules Of Contest
Rules of the contest I am hosting!! As stated at on the first bully of wanting to host the contest and trying to get people to join... Rules were as followed: NO DRAMA MUST HAVE A MIN. OF AT LEAST 20-25K IN ORDER TO WIN YOUR CHOICE OF THE FOLLOWING GIFTS, 30 DAY BLAST 4 BLING PACKS 3 MONTH VIP 50 BUX CASH NOW IF THE WINNER DOES NOT HAVE THE MIN. GOAL OF 20-25K THEN THE PRIZE WILL JUST BE 20 BUX CASH OR 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 1 BLING PACKAGE THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE JOINED MY LAST CONTEST HERE ON FUBAR..... REMEMBER 1 WINNER ONLY!!! ENDS FRIDAY AT 9PM CENTRAL TIME......

Rules To Live By
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fis

Rules Of Our 16th Random Selection
I can't face the world without. Never known, never why. It's not even my favorite letter. Rules were meant to be broken, right? Moreso we think wantonly ourselves as ugly gods. Exactly. I only wanted it to be us. I can't face that. Not ever again. Only worth myself in a dream. I once wandered out- From the trusted, Forgot truth, Feigned love, Failed.

Rules
These rules will change and be updated as we go along. 1) No drama. ZERO TOLERANCE for drama. 2) Fam business stays fam business. DO NOT discuss issues with non family members. This can and most likely will be grounds for immediate dismissal. 3) From CT on up there will be the right to kick from group. No permission needed from me. CTGirl, BlondePrincess and myself have FULL discretion on who to kick. All others will vote. Majority vote needed. 4) We are functioning in coordination with FuLuv Bomb Squad. Membership in that fam is NOT mandatory, but appreciated. They are a great fam and CTGirl is the owner and they have EXCELLENT members that LOVE TO BOMB. 5) Our room is Fetish Lounge. Be sure to subscribe and check in from time to time. 6) While we are NOT a bombing fam, we will contribute to other members when we can for their contests. 7) All original members will F/A/R one another. And new member will R/A/F everyone already a member. I'll do my nest ( along wi

Rules To Live By
Rules I hope to instill in my son 1) Always be true and honest with yourself 2) Love is not a game to be played. Games have winners and losers. Love, much like life, is not a game. To treat it as such diminishes the hope and dreams it instills. 3) Honor, integrity and one's word are the measuring sticks of a person. Everything else is superificial. 4) Never make a mistake. The only mistake is a lesson not learned. 5) Make a decision and stand by it. No one gets out of life alive, don't allow regrets to prevent it from being lived. 6) Never allow others to influence how you feel about yourself. To do so gives them the power to dictate how life is lived. 7) Never mince words. Say what you mean and mean what you say. 8) Friends are those who complete and compliment your personality. Those who play games, use, take for granted the friendship are not worth your time. 9) Always reach for your dreams and aspirations, but never be blind to the fact that assistance i

Rules To Live By
rules to live by LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS you don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never kno

Rules (please Read)
Requirements to apply... 1.)Must have a Salute. 2.)Level 11 or greater. 3.)Must F/A/R all Management (please include that you are joining Cuffed Angels in all requests) (please see the Ready to join blog to sign up) You will have a 10 day probationary period before you can ask for assistance or receive your custom Cuffed Angels photo. This will begin on the day your photo is ripped from your gallery to our members folder. During this time you need to... 1.)Add Cuffed Angels to your Nick. 2.)Add this homepage to your family. 3.)F/R/A all members. 4.)Check our blogs for people who need your help and be an active participant. You will also have a members graphic made for you and uploaded by the time the 10 days is up. Once your probation is up to get added to the Assistance Blog and Receive help you need to be within 50,000 point of your level (this may increase as members increase) and send a private message to the HOMEPAGE. I want this to stay fun and y

12 Rules To Live By...or At Least Try..lol
1) Never make a threat you don’t intend to carry out. Your word is the only thing you have. If you make statements that you don’t carry out you will not be believed when it is very important. Think carefully when you say something and if you define a cause and effect ("If you leave, I’ll never talk to you again") be prepared to make good on the threat. Therefore it is important to think carefully, word carefully and leave yourself an out ("If you leave now, I won’t talk to you until you apologize. ") If you do this consistently, then when you do talk people will pay attention, and as a bonus you will be more precise in your communication and less reactionary. 2) Don’t Shit where you eat. This usually involves sex, but could also include a multitude of unsavory activities. Mostly it means don’t do things that might effect you negatively close to home. For instance, don’t sleep with the daughter of an important client. Don’t steal from a friend. 3