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Ripe Fruit
Isn't there anyone in this world that knows what I know? The world isn't a huge ball floating in space, but billions of tiny worlds walking past each other daily. Love is not a feeling, but a tangible BEING. Pain is relative and real for everyone. Songs exist in you and want to burst forth on glorious wings. Does anyone out there in the wide world feel what I feel? A breeze can massage your body in cool whispers if you reach out and let it. The sound of rushing, falling, tumbling water can pump like blood to and from your heart. The smell of grass, pine needles, and damp dirt is the smell of life. Can anyone out there in this echoing chamber sense what I sense? That though I feel alone, I am not. There is something that touches the part of me that most people can't see. But, you COULD see it. I know you could. Feel, touch, and taste it, too. It's there for the plucking like ripe, juicy fruit. It is golden and alive. It lights the air, peeks behind flowers, and floats on a baby's laugh.

Fair Maiden Album "grand Opening"
The time has come for the Fair Maiden Album to open. Everyone is welcome to see , rate , and make comments. Ye Ladies that have their picture in the album are more than welcome to rip their picture if so choose. M'Lady and I have enjoy doing this album and its our way to show you just how much you mean to each one of us here on LC. M'Lady and I would like to request that each Fair Maiden show CrazyDave aka Knight Dave , Camelot Artist the love and thanks for the hard work he did. ( Last Pic in Album ) Again Welcome to the Fair Maiden Album. Sign , Sir Forrest White Knight@ LostCherry

Myspace
The MySpace Generation We now live in a world where technology rules our lives. We no longer have the ability to maintain healthy human relationships without the aid of the internet. On MySpace, or any social networking site, your life is transmitted to others in one line that says "Insert Witty Tag Line Here", in pictures that really have nothing to do with your everyday life, or a glittering word that says "Aquarius" or whatever your sign may be. All the photo shopped pictures are cool, but they're not real. To this day I've never seen anyone walking around on the street with a broken heart floating beside their head that says "Cut Me and Call It Love". When I was a child I played outside and I had "real" friends. I didn't know what the internet was. Life was simple. Children today are growing up with the new trend of online social networking and this is all they know. They are basing their lives on their own popularity on a web site. Pretty soon we'll have the "MySpace M

The Smartest Egyptian Ever...
Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!) Thoth, God of Wisdom and LearningThoth was said to be self-created, along with his wife Ma'at. He was said to be represented by a baboon, these grave facial features displaying extreme thoughtfulness. He supposedly carried a pen and scrolls with him, with which he records all things. You are a very intelligent individual. You know what is important in life, and that you have to be smart to live in this world. Perhaps you get a bit too caught up in books, to the point where you are oblivious to other things, but for the most part, you are wise and thoughtful. People can depend on you for advice and you can always give those crucial words of wisdom when they are most needed.

Taged Game!!
I was taged by Persephone!! Each player of the game starts with 6 weird thigs or habits,and state this rule clearly,choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and check your blog for details. It's fun!! 1)I twist my hair when i'm being unsure of myself!! 2)I pace back and forth when I'm very happy or scared! 3)I nibble on my lips when I'm shocked or very happy!! 4)I howl at the moon sometimes!! 5)move my hands when I'm talking to someone!! 6)My biggest weakness is chocolate covered doughnets!! I'm not nameing the six people I'm going to tag they'll get their tag in the inbox on LC!!

The Beging
I was born october 2 1975 at 935 am in Monroe,LA. I do not rember much about my childhood I blocked it from my mind because my abuse started at the hands of my father.There are bunch of hospital records where I fell out of a tree.When I was 10 years old a guy in his 20s I guess Im not really sure anyway he raped me I dont rember much details except it hurt badly and being pinned down with his hand over my mouth.I was raped a second time at the age of 14 but would rather not talk about that one because it still makes me sick to think about.By this time I am in high school and with my only boyfriend who at last he hurt me to but you will read about that somewhere else.

Why
Why is it that when I think I got everything all figured out you gotta walk right back into my life and screw things up. I mean I knew what I wanted and everything. And it's been a while since I've heard from you, heck a few years in fact. So why now did you walk back into my life. It is over b/w us. I really wish you didn't do that, cuz now I can't get you out of my mind. I hate this feeling I have. I can't really do my work cuz all I think about is you. I was better off, with you in my past. Don't you understand that things will never be the same b/w us. So anyways should I have Burger King or McDonalds? What did you think I was talking about? lol

The Song That Best Explains My Life.....
I Don't Believe In Love (Chris De Garmo/Geoff Tate) I awoke on impact Under surveillence of the camera eye Searching high and low The criminal mind found at the scene of the crime Handcuffed and blind, I didn't do it she said she loved me I guess I never knew But do we ever, ever really know? She said she'd meet me on the other side But I knew right then, I'd never find her CHORUS I don't believe in love I never have, I never will I don't believe in love It's never worth the pain that you feel No more nightmares, I've seen them all Frome daay I was born, they've haunted my every move Every open hand's there to push and shove No tie for love, it doesn't matter She made a difference I guess she had a way Of making every night seem bright as day Now I walk in sahdows, never see th light She must have lied 'cause she never said goodbye CHORUS I don't believe in love I'll just pretend she never was real I don't believe in love I need to forget her f

Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom. The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?" The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?" She says: "Pepper."

Friends
this is how u tell best friend from a ture friend lol. A BEST FRIEND WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, BUT A TURE FRIEND WILL SIT ASROSS FROM YOU AND ASK HOW WE GOING TO DO THIS BEST THE NEXT TIME SO WE DONT END UP BACK IN HERE. LOL

Ty Bicurious Cutie
You scored as Rosamond. Your names is Rosamond, it means : Protection. You care about your family and your friends, and will do anything to protect them. They find shelter with you, and can hide from trouble or the trials of the world. You are not a 'peace lover' but you would rather stand up against the lions of injustice, win or lose. You have great courage, and people need you in their life. Rosamond92%Juliette79%Anastasia75%Ida71%Sylvia71%Euphemia67%Felicia58%Doloress42%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Real Steve Video, :o Rx8man Is Fake... Lol
ok lol i messed up on the last blog, so many fakes and names confused. Anyway... This is STEVE, not "dean".. "dale".. or whatever it went by on here. The faker was/is rx8man. ok, it went by the name of "tyler" :) Thanks to Abbie for getting this. :) Code For Video Generated At FreeCodeSource.com Vice Girl he's fake.. you can argue until youre blue in the face over it but it's REAL. Did you hear that?..... He's NOT on lostcherry.com =shocked face= LOL

For My Mom
When You're Not Here When you are ill, our sun goes under a cloud. Your presence in our lives is such a bright joy that everything seems in shadow when you're not here. When you aren't feeling well, we feel the lack of your glowing energy and contagious vitality. When you are sick we feel incomplete, like a jigsaw puzzle with a missing piece; Please rest, take good care of yourself, and feel better. We miss you and want you back. In the night We shead a tear praying that God will keep you with us longer. You are in our hearts and only God knows the anwers to our prayers God bless you Mom and be with you for your health.. Get Well Soon !!

You're Getting Sleepy ... Sleeeepy ...
Up kinda late. I'm suffering from serious writer's block - I haven't been able to produce a damn thing all day in the way of an article. I already know what to write for Britannia!, but that will take a little research and some screenshots. For AC, I haven't a clue. I started a piece on Halloween, but since I'm not a kid anymore the list of reasons why I like the holiday seem to be getting rather short. I like little kids in costumes at the door. I like cheesy monster movies (LOTS of them on the TV in the next weeks). I like the haunted decor you can plaster your room with. I thought about touching on the dark stuff inside us all, the 'inner' reason we all like Halloween. Meh, it's been done to death (pardon the pun). I'll think on it.

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I'm hungry. I hate it when I get hungry. I'm running out of kittens and puppies. I wanna go to India and eat a hamburger. But only if it's shaved, I hate hair. If this dog doesn't quit looking at me, he's next! I don't like ice in my drinks, especially water. It dilutes it too much. Can't wait for Santa to come for christmas, I need target practice. I'm probably going to hell for that one. Shit, if God reads ANY of my blogs, I'm going to hell for sure. People say I'm a sick, perverted, corrupt, asshole. I LOVE YOU TOO MOM!!!! What can I say? I like to fuck with people. But only if they can provide a current blood test result. And they have to agree not to blame me if they have a baby. I want a naked picture of Bea Aurther.

Tag
I was tagged by monkey. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. heres mine 1.i slap my kids on the forehead and scream ,heal this child! 2. i love to be naked 3.i sing in the car 4.i like to make faces at kids in other cars when they stare. 5.i wanna make love in a burger king bathroom. i talk to my cat. ok whos next

Level Me Up
If you are willing to help me out with my leveling up I will help you... Add me, rate my pics, and fan me and I will return the favor back to you all and you will not be sorry!! I am a great person always up for making new friends....So come on over and help me out!!! GOD BLESS AND STAY SAFE CRYSTAL

Monday 10-16-06
HELLO ALL MY CHERRY PALS, WELL MY BLOG FOR TODAY IS AS FOLLOWS I WORK A 12 HOUR DAY ONLY TO COME HOME TO FIND OUT A SUPPOSED TO BE FRIEND STABBED ME AND HUBBY IN THE BACK GO FIGURE GUESS YOU CANT ALWAYS TRUST EVERYONE YOU TALK TO BUT STUFF HAPPENS RIGHT RIGHT WORK WENT WELL HUBBY MADE A GREAT DINNER AND NOW HERE I AM ONLINE WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO RANDY CALLED TO TALK TO ME AND PARKER TONIGHT FOR A BIT LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES EVERY NIGHT LMAO HE WUVS US VERY VERY MUCH HOPE TOMORROW GOES WELL I ONLY WORK 4 HOURS TOMORROW WHEWWWWWW NO DOUBLE TODAY I WAS OPEN TO CLOSE WELL ALL OFF TO BED SEE YA TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ANGEL

Step Two....21 Years.
Well here i sit, 21 years of breathing and purely being alive has fianly paid off. I now hold the item of vaule to many' the id vaild for drinkin! Though the tradition of pouring down beverages of the adult nature is something ive partaken in for quite some time now, i can now use my magic token to pursue these intrest under the watchful eyes of "johnny law"....haha( i love that term sorry, just call me a fan boy of corny terms, sue me!*) So I sit here doing things they cant even condone at this age' laughing the whole way! Well i dunno what else i can spew about of the grand tradition of the 21st birthday....so ill end this with a quote "Fuck Quotes"

A Poem That I Wrote For My Mom That Is Very Ill In The Hospital
A Sonnet for My Incomparable Mother I often contemplate my childhood, Mom. I am a mother now, and so I know Hard work is mixed together with the fun; You learned that when you raised me long ago. I think of all the things you gave to me: Sacrifice, devotion, love and tears, Your heart, your mind, your energy and soul-- All these you spent on me throughout the years. You loved me with a never-failing love You gave me strength and sweet security, And then you did the hardest thing of all: You let me separate and set me free. Every day, I try my best to be A mother like the mom you were to me.

Kink And Mischief, Yay!
You scored as Orange. Your heart is orange. You like mischief, whether it\'s breaking the law or just being kinky! You like any kind of fun that involves danger. That\'s good, just make sure you don\'t get caught. Go you, I\'m very proud!Orange89%Red82%Yellow68%Black61%Pink61%White54%Purple54%Green54%Blue50%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

More Beauty In My Life... And I Need It...
Which of the 7 Ancient Wonders are you? The Temple of Artemis at EphesusBut when I saw the sacred house of Artemis that towers to the clouds, the other Wonders were placed in the shade, for the Sun himself has never looked upon its equal outside Olympus.Antipater of Sidon Is it simply a temple? How could it take its place among other unique structures such as the Pyramid, the Hanging Gardens, and the Colossus of Rhodes? For the people who actually visited it, the answer was simple. It was not just a temple... It was the most beautiful structure on earth... It was built in honor of the Greek goddess of hunting, wild nature, and fertility.

Ahhh, So Nice...
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!You are a Vampiric Elf!92%You are a Demon58%Fallen Angel58%Vampire58%Black Witch42%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Meh...
Eh, today was pretty shitty and it dragged forever. Work was fine the first 4 hours then around 9:30am things just went down to shit for the next 8 hours. I had to keep telling the same co-workers to do this and to do that while my PMO manager and I were trying to get this project done. I hate it when people start giving me a attitude when I'm explaining to them what to do and how to do it. I burnt my arm again on the machine...that fuckin' hurt... So now I have nice big red mark on my arm...I guess it kind of matches the big bruise I have on my other arm... Bleh... thankfully I have the next three days off...

Slave Application
SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILL TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES?

Ass Hole
The following is a message that this guy sent me after he gave a bunch of ones. Billy the kid@ LostCherry from: Billy the kid date: 2006-10-16 14:22:56 subject: ass hole read receipt: Yes replied: No block user "You are a freak! Get the hell out of the USA. This country does not need freak like you!! " Well apparantly, this intolerant jerk had been talking very dirty to my lovely girlfriend Ezra. I will not repeat everything that was said, but some of it involved a "DOG AND A VIBRATOR". Now, from the content that he was saying. It sounds like he is the freak and is jealous that I have someone that he can never have. When I tried to message him he had already put me on ignore. Of course he called me a freak yet he had to look at ALL of my photos in order to downrate them, so he is also a closet homo and is into amimal play, (see conversation with Ezra above). Anyway that is my rant about him. If he does not like me he needs to stay the hell

Maybe We Should Bump X Up Two Spaces....
You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.Cocaine81%Mushrooms81%Ecstacy75%Inhalents75%Marijuana69%Alcohol50%None!19%What's your ideal drug?created with QuizFarm.com

I Already Have Some Of These....
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Nipples100%Tongue Piercing100%Labret Piercing90%Dirty Piercings90%Cartilage Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing50%Earlobe Piercing50%Lip Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

A Demon, Really....? Nice.
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon92%Angel67%Mermaid59%Faerie59%Dragon58%WereWolf50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Nice Person
NICE PERSON Hello There Nice Person Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star. Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest "Online " Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference! Because I care about you, It's national care week .. . . and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and i

Sunday, October 15, 2006
sat. night fun Current mood: mellow Ok last night was a riot! Got out of work early , an had a crew go out to the favorite place. 3 didn't get in due to age issues. So 4 of us did , pirate , am-3 and a new person to the group , ringmaster showed up later with 2 other girls and our bouncer freind. Well me and ringmater eneded up making another amazing drink called a hurracan8ter (hur-a-cane-nate-er) probably are best yet...chalk that up to 4 drinks on the menue there. we left about 1:30 ish and the whole crew save our bouncer buddy came back to the appartment and ..well yes i cooked again. I was interested in one of the girls and we traded phone numbers about 3 0'something in the morning , and i went to bed , am-3 followed me in there and wanted some so i gave her a hell of a ride...she likes it a little rough so i'm sure everyone who crashed there heard some interesting sounds. The good news was that as i left to go to work , the one girl i wsa interested in gave me a knowing sm

Friday, October 13, 2006
this week well this week was almost un-eventfull. I cut off am-5 , She went ballistic on a stupid thing and well if i wanted to listen to someone bitch me out about nothing i would probably still be married. so i spent the rest of the week in a verry happy mood thanks to the place i hang out most and lots of my freinds. (and a lot of flaming jamacian bobsled teams) , Last night at 1 am i ended up cooking for most of them. I was so drunk. I just pray it came out ok...Looks like i have a new fan reading the blog ..so welcome... hope to meet up soon. Am-3 had stopped by on tuesday and i actually took the day off , had some sex (it had been three days...) went out shopping then got together with a bunch of freinds that night.) it's been three days again so i'm getting that itch.. anyone want to scratch it ? LOL

Monday, October 09, 2006
Last week Ok so. Am-3 came calling again we had 2 nights in a row of hardcore grinding away sex. the kind that lasts for more than 2 hours. The kind you finaly finish and look at the clock and it's 4 am. Two nights in a row of it . Each night i was progressively getting more domanate over her. She was loving it . On other news there is chances of her being bi , She wants to but never had a chance. There is a freind she has that i think i can make it work. we will see. I was with am-5 also this weekend and we had a nice time also. Sorry there is not much two this but i'm coming off a monster weekend at work and had no time to blog and i also nave my son last night and tonight. More fun will be coming most likly tuesday.

Five Finger Prayer
This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful - and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives. 1. Your thumb Is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty." 2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers. 3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance. 4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
From july till now Current mood: cheerful Ok I gave a serious relationship on more try and bless her heart it's not her fault . I was this close to commiting to a small but more than casual relationship. But my cock leads the way again. I had been seeing what must be Am 5 now , but still had am-3. She wanted to be my "Pet" so she has. She knows her place will never be ..1 but she still comes around. We have fucked many times since July even though i was trying to be exclusive with am5. Two weeks ago am 5 and i were toying with the idea of moving in together and that fell through. For some reason she seems stand offish. Our hot and heavyness has slowed down to a see each other twice a week , Well right after that Am 2 came calling through yahoo. She and her boyfriend had split for good. I gave what she wanted a good night of ecstasy ( pleasure not the drug...) And was satisfied at the words she parted me with that evening , "I forgot what good fucking was like , Why the hell did i l

When You Get To The Bottom You Go Back To The Top Of The Slide...
What infamous person are you? Charles MansonYou're good ole Charlie. You're good with molding young minds and making your own little commune of Hippie Barbies to play with. You don't like the pigs 'cos the pigs are evil. You like to have your name written all over the place (in blood especially) and definitely are a bit wacko. Toke it up, hit a few more tabs and sing some more folk songs. Helter Skelter!

Present Day
Monday, September 25, 2006 I'm back Current mood: excited Ok here i am back at it again.. i took a vacation because i thought i was seriouse about someone..well turns out i wasn't.. so get ready girls..i'm on the prowl again

Ooooo, Dracula's Sexy!
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Spike100%Dracula100%Marius83%Akasha83%Lestat83%Armand67%Angel67%Deacon Frost67%Louis50%Blade25%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Past Part 23
07-01-06 Current mood: relaxed Saturday was a slow day at work so by closing time we had Pirate, Ringmaster, and some one new... I'll call him Bones. Bones is a major bouncer here in Asheville. So right away we hit some of the hot spots. A lot of them I had never gone to before. By 2 o'clock (we hadn't got out till about 11:30) we had hit 3 clubs each with covers that were waved due to bones. I felt bad at one point. We went to one bar and he never sat down he bounced 3 people while we were hanging out. I suggested we leave because I didn't think he was having fun so we went to a martini bar that was great. We had about 4 martinis..And before that 2 captain and cokes, we left there and ended up at the cool spot. It was closing time..But we got served anyway. Ringmaster and I were outside smoking at one point and two girls had walked by. Ringmaster said joking, "You're going the wrong way!" never expecting that line to work ...but it did. They came inside and hung out for a little b

Past Part 22
06-28-06 typical day at work. After i had been invited to our cool spot by am-3 and her friend. We were there having fun. I had my arms around 2 women and in walked a mother and daughter who were out having a good time. The cool spot is more than just a bar. there are foriegn custom accsesories that people use there. It's realy the main draw. So the owner of the place was busy and me and ourt crew are there so much we help out (we even have become un-official , freinds of the lounge..a step up from member) so the owner has me get the mother daughter started and here i am .. 2 girls on my arm feeding me my drink and the mother flirting with me. It was a scene. I ate up every minute of it. The mom had gotten a little to tipsy and they had to leave. Am-3 came home with me and we fucked...as usual.

Who Cares? Really?!?!
So Gary Busey has joined the LC. Big freaking deal people. Who really gives a shit anyway? Hes just another drug addict alcoholic who thinks his shit dont stink because hes a celebrity....but think about it seriously for a second. IF he were such a huge star do you really think he would be wasting his time sitting in front of his computer trying to make friends and get ratings? Why isnt he out in Hollywood rubbing elbows with the rest of the smug bastards we watch on tv everyday? Ill tell you why...Its because hes nothing but a washed up has been. Hes not cool, hell hes barely even famous anymore. Shit, when you get someone cool to join like Christopher Walken or some shit maybe ill be excited, but until then I could give a fuck less about Gary Busey.

My Uncle's Surgery
Well, I am happy to say that my uncle came out of the surgery okay. There were a couple of problems, however, so the surgery was a little more difficult than they originally thought it would be. First, they discovered that the one at the base of his skull had deeper roots into the skull bone itself than they could see on an x-ray. So, naturally, that caused it to take longer. The second thing that happened was that they actually had to stop for several minutes during the operation because he had a seizure. They were able, however, to get the seizure under control fairly quickly and were able to continue in spite of it. After 4 1/2 hours he was out. Yes, that's all. But, when you consider that the tumors were both in relatively accessible places and my uncle had one of the best surgeons in the world, literally, not to mention one of the most efficient and quickest, 4 1/2 hours is a long time. Well, anyway, it is over now and he will be fine. We have to give it about 48 h

Past Part 21
Wednesday, June 28, 2006 06-27-06 Current mood: ecstatic Woke up. Took shower. Had a meeting at 9 am. then spent the rest of the day looking for stuff for the apartment i am hoping to move into. Found a big soft queen-sized bed for about $550. Big bed soft...good for fucking! found some awesome stuff for the kitchen since i am a cook . And was looking for some gothic candle holders. went out to dinner with my son. Then grabbed my book and went to the chill spot. Am-3 showed up all on her own with a friend. we all chilled then i got a phone call. It's official. the room mate is moving out ...I'm in. All i can think is ... my dick is going to be sore. but that apartment will be fun.

Past Part 20
06-24-06 Current mood: chipper Ok work was still slow due to the same thing as last night, So I decided let's go out ,we'll get a big group together and have fun. By the time I closed the store I had 11 people here ready to party. We all headed to the chill spot. Among those were am-3, ringmaster, his girlfriend, the red head, and a good friend of mine who will be called funnyman... 'cause he's funny... get it... It's not rocket science here folks...LOL , and my oldest friend , Pirate. Just a name... Well I started out with a tab. and had everyone going good , But then it started getting abused so I shut it down , The chill spot has a vip area and someone told me I should go up and kick out everyone there to make room for us , not a bad idea! I went up there and it was the camp counselors I met t weeks ago. I said Hi and let them be...I went back and told everybody they would be leaving in a little while. They did. We took it over. We were all having a great time. Ringmaster told m

Past Part 19
06-23-06 Current mood: cheerful Friday.. busy work day , am-4 stopped buy during work. She never saw the place when it was busy , but because of a big industry event taking place at the same time as the normal stuff I do it wasn't that busy. At one point I was outside smoking and she came up and whispered in my ear , "Do you want a blowjob when everyone leaves ?" .... Well what would you say? So everyone ended up leaving about 11:30 ish. We chilled for a little while ... some small talk then she got busy on me. After she finished she hung out for a few more minutes and asked if she could come back Sunday night. I told her we'll see then. Then she left.

Past Part 18
06-20-06 Worked then got the call from ringmaster to come down to the chill spot. So I did. I left work early and had one of the girls close up for me. Hell I had just ordered a pizza. So I gave my employee stuff to pay for that and headed out. I got there and ringmaster had one girl with him. The one from the omen. So after about 20 mins we had another 4 people show up. I called the am-3 and told her to get her ass down there too. She wanted to bring a friend. So I told her only under 2 conditions. 1. you go get my pizza and bring it here , and 2. The friend has to bring a tithe of Pineapple (ringmasters idea. what the hell we can make that a new tradition , new people need to bring pineapple) And they did. LOL....well all told we had about 9 people chilling and cutting up... Also the red-head was there. She came over at one point and said that I need to be here protector... I can't allow her to have more than one drink a night...LOL...umm sure. After a Flaming Jamaican bobsled tea

Past Part 17
Thursday, June 22, 2006 06-19-06 Ahh a day off... since i was busy being sick on fathers day i spent all morning and afternoon with him. We Had lots of fun. So after i dropped him off i was real hungry. I hadn't ate a good meal in over 48 hours. So i called up am-4 and asked her to dinner. Italian , she jumped at the chance came racing over and off we went. We had a nice bottle of Chianti a muscle appetizer and wonderful dinners. The greatest part of going to that place is you always have lunch for the next day. So we went back to her place, watched a movie. Then she got frisky. After a few minutes of foreplay she was almost ready to climax , so i let slip in to it And she let it fly... i noticed my arm was getting wet.. could it be..... Isn't that only a myth.....some porno trick???? Holy Shit it does happen .. SHE'S A SQUIRTER!!!!!! I made her cum 3 more times just see it happen again..OMG it's amazing! after that we got down to the deed , i love this girl.. her pussy grips

Past Part 16
06-16-06 Current mood: cheerful Ok so here we are at Friday again. We all know it's one of my busy days. Well I got out early for some god unknown reason and was called down to a party at a local chain restaurant ringmaster was at. I had am-3 with me so it was her first time out with us. She knows she is not the only one. and as a matter of fact only am-2 is not aware of my activities. So at the party my favorite redhead was there , am-3 got occupied with some boy toys , so i too full advantage of that and started hanging and flirting with the red head. Ringmaster and i did our mind reading trick a few times. Bought many drinks. I had a big wad of cash in a money clip and when I took it out reds eyes got real wide , so i tossed it on the bar in front of her. She immediately grabbed it and put it down her shirt , I told her she could hold it for me but the next time i needed it i was going to get it myself. She grinned. She has an awesome grin. Almost and elfish look. So she broke o

Past Part 15
06-15-06 Current mood: cheerful Ok.. so work work work.... Then my new friend ...yes. am-4 came over. She had never seen any of the saw movies so I put both on for her. I asked her what she wanted to drink before she got here and she said wine. White Ziff. , Ok.. little dated ..but again it has it's time and place. Personally ..late at night and to relax I prefer a Riesling. But, what the lady wants she gets. So popcorn is way of the chart with wine. so I quick ran down to get a good nice sharp cheddar and some stoned wheat crackers (Guys don't be losers.. cheese in a can is not even food...and there is nothing romantic about a Ritz.... get some class....) Well she made it through the first movie and about a 3rd of the next. We started kissing and that blew the whole movie thing. She was ravenous.. When I got her pants off I found the cutest shaved pussy ever.. It was small...I was worried about hurting her actually. Then she dropped a bomb... She has been celibate for 3 years. i i

Past Part 14
06-14-06 Well today i met with the girl who wanted to meet me from the blog We met at a chain restaurant , but graduation stuff was going on so it took us a year and a day to get a table. We sat and talked a while , but i didn't hit it off with her. So we both left. I went back to the chill spot. I did meet another girl there who was amusing , we were starting to have fun and with the drinks from both places getting in my head we left and went back to my place. We talked some more and fooled around a little , she was shy all the sudden about me getting below the waist , so we called it an evening .But she wanted to meet again tomorrow and watch a movie or something .

Past Part 13
6-13-06 Current mood: sick Ok.. hello Tuesday. Ringmasters girlfriend works for me at my store. We had a good time and at one point am-3 was there. She was begging for attention. But I try to keep what I do out of my business hours. After hours anything goes. Well I decided to give the book reading a try ..again. But no luck. I got to the chill spot and it was covered up. Ringmaster called just after I sat down and said he would be there in a few mins. There were 3 average girls and one above average on my left. I had just made an opening commenting on her shoes. (black and pink vans) i myself wear vans ..a black and white on one foot and a blue and white one on the other. She smiled and in about 2 mins I could make a move. Ringmaster showed up right before my move and well it was not good for me. Ringmaster had dated one of the other girls and it was a bad break up. So within a minute of him showing up they left. We chilled for a while then called it a night.

Past Part 12
06-12-06 Current mood: tired Ok. It was Monday. My one true day off. I went out did some shopping . Got some clothes and i book i have been waiting for months comes out on Tuesday. But knowing my work schedule like i do it would be next Monday that I would finally get a chance to buy it. So i went to the books store and flirted with one of the clerks until she let me have it a day early. Sweet! I went to get something to eat , And decided i would take a night off from hunting. So i went to the chill-out place we go to so I could kick back and read. I was there about an hour and a half reading when in walk 4 girls , the place is a private club so they did ot look like they were members , I asked them if they were and they said no. So I took them to the bar and signed them in as my guests and paid for their first round. I sat back down and continued to read. They later looked over to where i was and said thanks so i strolled over the where they were. we chatted small talk stuff for a

Kind Of Bad
Tonite I had sex with a guy that ive liked for almost a year and have been dating for 8days. I feel really bad about it && wish i hadnt But its over and done with. Not much i can do now. I feel like crawling under a rock and just dying.

Little Johnny;s Question
Little Johnny's Question > A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you > shoot one of them, how many will be left?" > She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the > first gun shot" > > The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." > > Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women > sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides > of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and > sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which > one is married?" > > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one > that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" > > To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the > wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

Past Part 11
6-11-06 Current mood: mellow Ok.. Sunday.. Worked the day away and ended up closing 9ish. Sundays are good for me because I have Mondays off. So I can tear up the town. I went back to the hot-spot and walked in and had a target right away. An old co-worker from a previous Job. She was such a bitch...and a user. So i wanted to have a little fun . It was well over 3 years ago and I forgot her name. She was sitting at the end of the bar and had another woman/girl with her. (more woman than girls , she's 43 after all. 7 years older than me. But FUCKING hot. I spent many moments at work thinking of tearing her up.) Well after two beers I still couldn't get her name in my head. So I went down to their end of the bar and stood there to order my next drink. She recognized me and we ended up chatting for over and hour. I coached her phone number out of her and set a date to bring her down to the chill-out place we go. It may take some time to set this up. It may not happen on the first nigh

Past Part 10
06-10-06 Current mood: mellow Saturday... Busy day working. Normal craziness during the day. And the night was a little slow. I had some stragglers that stayed later than normal so i didn't get out to far. Went to the one hot-spot I go to, It was slammed packed full of people. Didn't see any good prospects that didn't already seem to have company so I chilled for a while there. They have 2 of the best bartenders in Asheville so it is always entertaining to watch them. Stayed there for a while , drank a few Newcastles then called it a night.

Creepy, A Jigsaw Killer....
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Pinhead100%Jigsaw100%Michael Myers80%Freddy Krueger60%Hannibal Lecter55%Leatherface40%Buffalo Bill30%Candyman20%Jason Voorhees20%Captain Spaulding15%

For My Friends!!
Okay, as you all know, I've had an extremely exhasting week at work, I pulled almost 60 hours. So if it says I'm online, and I'm not talking, know I'm not ignoring you, I've fallen asleep(or I got called into work, whatever). Sleep is good. I've learned that. My insomnia has dissappeared temporarily, and before long I will go back to the never sleeping, always online, insane person we all know and love. I just thought I would make that clear so everyone knows I'm not ignoring them, I'm just sore and tired. Take care all you crazy cherries!! LOL.

Past Part 9
06-09-06 Current mood: sore Ok crazy day here . This is where it takes a good mind to keep things together. Fridays are my absolute busiest days of the week. Saturdays can give it a run for it's money...but it is my best day. So I had the usual stuff going on and then am-3 came in asking if I had any plans... She wanted to fuck.. and she had something to show me.. Ok Cool.. She was hanging out for quite some time... then in came ringmaster , His girlfriend and a red head i have been drooling over for a long time. Ringmaster and I have had this talk once before. He is in control of the red head... So Ive been shying off of her... who knows how long this can last since red heads are my weakness... (ever since Nichole Kidman made BMX Bandits) And my biggest fantasy left to act on is a redhead in a nurses uniform....) well the redhead was what I think was flirting so I was playful back.. they were also chilling while am-3 was here. Then I had am-2 online trying to chat with me... Prett

Thanksgiving Turkey
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey. then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay Eggs! Yes, my

Past Part 8
06-08-06 Current mood: happy Ok Thursdays are one of my busier days. I see my son on those days and we go out have some fun , then dinner. (My son is my life first and foremost. No matter what you read or think). I got back to my store. and worked till it closed . Ok. just so you know yes. Thursday will be boring for you guys to read...maybe... LOL

Sleeeeeeep!!!!!!
I hate this insomnia! I cant sleep and even when im tired i sleep for 3 hours and wake up da only time i do sleep anymore is if im drunk or have some1 layin next to mii =/ eh i'll live right? lmmfao ok i officially HATE Wisco!!!!! It's cold and rainy and uckiiz out and it smells like rotten cabagge outside! lmmfao ooo u kno for halloween im goin trick or treatin and im gunna have a pa-nump-kin thing on my head =)im silly huh? shyt im getin lots of candii this yr !! w00t w00t! who wants to come fix my brakes on my mazda this week? huh? any takers? i didnt think so oh well datz almost 100 buz out my pocket i dnt need to spend!!!!!!! happii happii joy joy! im sooo happii! ha happii in pantz hahahahhahaha umm yea ok im postin a new pic of my costume! lmmfao miss mii, comment mii, and love mii!!! remember its illegal to give a dog a cigar in Zion IL....haha FUKKERZ!

Past Part 7
6-7-06 Current mood: happy Ok I went out to try and catch up with the two I met on Monday , Ringmaster was with me. We went to the place I met them. No luck. Well after all they both had boyfriends. We hung out there for a drink. Wednesdays are odd here. If it's one of your days off your out. If it's not your a serious barfly. . We left after the drink and on our way down the street the place has a street front area that is open. As we walked passed we spotted two girls wearing togas. I kept one of them in my vision as we walked passed and she did the same., I gave a smile and she returned it. 3 steps out of their vision and me and ringmaster looked at each other and said in unison "Yeah". we turned around and started to talk to them. We invited them down to our regular hang out. But they were torn between our invite and a party they had to go to... hence the togas. We got to our place and chilled. Now being separated I let my soon to be ex-wife live in our house because she has

Past Part 6
6-6-06 Current mood: tired Woo hoo.. the world is going to end today....it must be a Tuesday...I could never get the hang of Tuesdays.... Anyway.. Well I worked .. then me and ringmaster went out to see the omen in honor of this silly numerogicle debacle. When we got there it was sold out. I had 3 other people with me 2 male one female. Ringmaster had one of his female followers and that was the group. We got to the theater and the show was sold out so we got tix for the next one at midnight . With two plus hours to burn till then we went to our favorite hang out. Our favorite hang out is not any of the places we go to hunt. It's in the center of downtown Asheville almost hidden but not quite. We normally start out there or just spend the night chilling out. We had 2 in the group that had never been there before so they had to take our initiation drink .It's Called a Flaming Jamaican Bobsled Team. It was made by accident in the very spot we were at. Ringmaster and I ordered a flami

Past Part 5
6-05-06 Current mood: calm My only day off... a day to blow off steam...Am-2 called me and said she was up all night throwing up. Something bad she ate..ok fine. we rescheduled for a movie and probably dinner Sunday night. (What normally keeps me at work late is not happening) so i went out. I started and a major chain bar/restaurant got some food and a beer. Boring place. Phony people everywhere you look. Went to a local place next.. not that exciting either.. so I moved on to the next. This one i had known from a long time ago. It was a hopping place back then and it has grown bigger now and was even more exciting. I worked my way to the bar , planning to order a beer and stroll through the crowd. Man the poor girl was slammed. A guy told me the bartenders name and told me to ask her for what i wanted... poor sap. The bartender saw me looked me in the eye and I already knew her thoughts. Working in the industry just by that she had told me , I'm trying my best dear. I'll get to y

Good Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You on

Past Part 4
6-4-06 Current mood: calm Ok Sundays are the worst for tail chasing for me . 90% of the time i have to work late till midnight or later. The best thing that has ever happened out of those Sundays is my meeting my soon to be new room-mate. I'll call him ringmaster. You all know him. He's the guy that knows where all the hot spots are to hang out , has a different babe with him every night , and a steady girlfriend. Everyone is welcome in his outer circle...but very few are allowed in his inner circle...(unless your a female...) He reminds me of me at his age. I am older than him by quiet a bit. But I look no where near my age.. my looks cut a good 5-6 years of my actual age. But back to ringmaster. We are a compatible team. We can improvise any situation, Know each others thought from just a glance. And for our mentalities of things... we are equals there as well. Let's just say if you think some of these stories are off the wall now. Wait till we move in... But anyway. Am..2 got

Past Part 3
6-3-06 Current mood: tired Ok am..3 was a go last night She tore me up. Hicky's all over my chest and claw marks all over my back. On the outside she is shy as hell and there are some walls that need to be torn down. She's going to have to learn to initiate more. For example i waited for her to take my pants off and she didn't. she was naked save her soaked panties. And there she was dry humping me for an hour. So I had to take them off. One turn off for me is a completely passive woman. I want the one who will fight me for control in the bed. You want the best out of me ...fight me with your sex..... After she loosened up ( An hour of oral and 3 orgasms later.....) she let the tiger out. I had inadvertently (umm yeah sure) introduced her to light anal play. There is a test to see if they are into it and you never even have to ask them if they are... While you are down on them... use her wetness to lube one of you fingers up...the pointer works best. Start playing with her and w

Past Part 2
6-2-06 Current mood: working Ok that whole intro was written while I was waiting for AM#2 (all girls are numbered to save their identities, Am= after marriage and bm would be before marriage.) am#2 was found online in a singles website on yahoo We sent a few messages back and forth but for me to contact her more yahoo started to want money...Fuck you yahoo...I don't pay anyone for that shit. I'll wine and dine and buy drinks at a bar ...but the hell with paying a website for contacts. I did a little homework and with what I had learned about her I found her on my space. My space...free. You go Tom! I have 1/2 to wait before I find out if IÃï¿½m going to her place tonight she gives the most amazing blowjobs I ever had and she love taking it from behind and she's tight as hell!. It's awesome! ranking a 7.5. But more on that if anything happens later or not. (later that day/night) Got an instant message from AM#2 she went on about being newly separated from her husband. And did

The Past
I started this on myspace..but this place looks cool to..so i will start by reposting everything for all the fun people here...... away we go.... Sunday, June 04, 2006 6-1-06 Current mood: chipper I'm single , 36 as of early this year I was married for over a decade , 11 of those years were heaven , until I woke up. Now before you think this is another "My wife left me I'm miserable" thing let's get one thing straight , I may ramble about my past marriage at times but this blog is about one thing, the truth about being single at 36 and beyond. It's about breaking out and being who you are. That person that is always in the back of your head , you conscience.. good and bad , Fuck good...fuck bad. Meld them together , thats how you become you. Everyone has there own morals , beliefs , ideas on what right and wrong. I'm a product of the 70's and 80's. I was adopted , born May 6th 1970. Born in New Jersey. 9 months after Woodstock.... you do the math. I raised myself fr

I Have Diamond Eyes!
You scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.Mysterious100%Diamond Eyes100%Passion100%Eyes full of Pain50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Blonde In Flight
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it, and gave her the basics and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. "I can't remember anything

Awww... "hey, Pop! Look What I Made!"
I came across these lido banners of mine... they are all old, save, MAYBE, one or two. But cuteness!/trip down memory lane! *sob* Oh, how I miss my bannermaking days... lovely lady, Kate + everyone's fav rockstar, Trent = an unfinished work, but I think it came out alright... here's another unfinished work for July's "Heat" challenge: Something complete: Tonksy!

New Rule!!!
This has just been added to the "About Me" section of my profile for reasons I'll tell you if you ask me...... "Ok....new rule.... If you are a female under the age of 21, before you even read any further please take a deep breath, look deep inside and ask yourself this question...... "Do I have even one intelligient thing to say to this man???" Be honest and forthright. If you cannot answer yes to this question, please......just go away. I'm sure you have nice perky boobs and a real tight butt. That's wonderful. However I can't even begin to tell you just how much that doesn't matter if you're a freakin' dumbwit little girl. I can see all the boobs and butts I want here online, and quite frankly they look better on a 30+ year old woman than they do on you anyway. Go see if your mom is busy. Maybe I can talk to her. If you are already on my friends list and are under 21, let not your heart be troubled.....you are there because you've already shown me some depth

I'm A Goth.... Yay?
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth95%Rocker, Mosher50%Skater35%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Prepy20%Emo15%Trendy15%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

T.s. Eliot Was On To Something... And From St. Louis... Meow!!!
What Musical Are You? CatsYou're Cats! You're always up to something new, but it almost always ends happily. You tend to be scatter brained at times, but you're popular and every one loves to be around you.

Christmas With Avon
K EVERYONE..... CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER... I ALREADY STARTED MY SHOPPING WITH AVON... HERE IS MY WEBSITE http://ecampana.avonrepresentative.com/ YOU CAN ORDER ONLINE AND YOUR ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED RIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP HAPPY SHOPPING

Get Well Quick
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... From the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Frank Feldman
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and th

Why?
Why is it that we look at each other with eyes of mistrust and disgust, merely because we are ignorant of the path of anpthers existance? Who are we to judge each other, when we are obviously not in a position to judge. As we see others, they also see us. For every part of another that we find distainful, someone feels the same toward us. Is it not better to accept each other, and be open to listen to, and truly HEAR their beliefs and their phiosophies before passing judgement. None of us is so superior to another that we can afford to be closed minded and egotistical enough to believe that we are any better than the person walking barefoot in ragged clothes, homeless...beside us

By The (note)book...
What movie kiss are you? You are a Notebook KissYou have a sweet relationship with someone you absolutely love being around- and nothing will keep the two of you apart. You are destined to be with each other-- good luck!!

The Rodeo Song....... Tis Song Cracks Me Up
THE RODEO SONG (Gaye DeLorme) Showdown - 1980 Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo It's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left

Home
Well we have been home for a couple of days and everything is going great. The baby has settled in and is doing great. Aidan has taken on the role of big brother like a champ. He tells everyone that it is "his" baby and he always makes sure to go and check on her at least two times each time she is sleeping. He has held her a few times and done wonderfully. I have my two angels who make up my world now and I am loving every minute of it. With all of the excitement of my new baby being here, my mind still finds the chance to revert back to my best friend. I can't help but miss him. He hasn't had a chance I guess to come and see us yet and I can't wait till he does. I am excited to see what he thinks of the new addition. But it's like I said earlier...I can't help but miss him and want him around. But I guess all good things come to those who learn to wait!!! My son and daughter is a perfect example of that!

Losing Sight Of My Soul
Hopelessly sinking down in to a hole, wondering what has happened to my soul. So scared and alone, lost and shaken, chilled to the bone. Living nightmares that never seem to fade away, fears and scars concealed from those I cherish most, terrified to share what bothers me the most. Endlessly searching for what I never seem to find, constantly wondering what is always hidden in the back of my mind. Never truly knowing what I feel in my soul, tired of the lies that help me stay in control. Afraid to loose it all and fade away, trying so hard to live for another day. Memories that haunt a troubled mind, shoved away to deal with at another time. Flooding over in to what was once a happy soul. Now I am left drowning striving to regain control. Lost and broken from within, torn and scattered fighting not to give in. Praying I find a way to escape my pain and fears. Hoping to find peace and a place where I don’t have to hide my tears. Where my soul is free to soar, and my feelings ar

Military Situation Reports
FROM THE MILITARY MANUALS AND FLIGHT RECORDS "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. ------------------------------------------------------ "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher ------------------------------------------------------ "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Marine Corps ------------------- ----------------------------------- "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. ------------------------------------------------------ "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance - ----------------------------------------------------- "Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal ------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------

Message
Important message... I had an interesting conversation with a lady of Hispanic origin last week. She told me that she planned to come down to St. Mary's Hospital and get a job in Admissions (where I work). When I pointed out that we didn't have any openings she advised me that "soon" current employees will have to be fired so they can hire bi-lingual employees. According to this lady, the Spanish speaking people of the US are going to demand that all public facilities - like hospitals, courthouses, etc. - be staffed by people who read, speak and comprehend Spanish. We hear about the silent majority but I think we are going to have to speak up or find ourselves a conquered country. That would be an interesting historical note - greatest land in the world conquered by Mexico without ever firing a shot! Think about it.

Give It Away!! (rhcp)
What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue Realize I don't want to be a miser Confide w/sly you'll be the wiser Young blood is the lovin' upriser How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser Give it away give it away give it away give it away now [x 3] [chorus] I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper Greedy little people in a sea of distress Keep your more to receive your less Unimpressed by material excess Love is free love me say hell yes I'm a low brow but I rock a little know how No time for the piggies or the hoosegow Get smart get down with the pow wow Never been a better time than right

Untitled
The average age of the infantryman is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his fathers, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a revent high school graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzers. he is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can feild strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less. He can recite to you th

Crafty...
Which Horror Movie Are You? The CraftYou're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.

6 Weird Things About Me
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Before I leave the house every morning, I have to check 4 or 5 times to make sure that I unplugged/turned off the hairdryer, curling iron, etc. (my OCD coming out). 2. I can only eat cereal dry. I can't stand it with milk. 3. Anytime someone asks me to repeat something I said I always say "I said" before I do. 4. I hate onions in my food, on hamburgers, etc. but I love onion rings. 5. I have dated a former (male) stripper. 6. If i could live anywhere else in the world it would be Nashville, Tennesse (and no i don't want to be a country singer). I would tag 6 more people but most of the people I would chose have already done this.

Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of >>>> American >>>>Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was >>>>puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the >>>>headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his >>>>headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one >>>>feather." >>>> >>>> Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another >>>> brave. >>>>This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have >>>>two >>>>women: two women, two feathers." >>>> >>>> Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of >>>>sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now >>>>the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, >>>>amused Ms. Walters. She >>>>asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" >>>> >>>> The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me >>

Mantown Quiz
Mantown Quiz In Boston On WAAF they have what's called Mantown. the get girls in and ask these questions lets get some resonses please Ladies and Be truthful.. 1. Age 2. Cup Size 3. Spit/Swallow/Facial(scald, big gulp or wager power painter) 4. Missionary , Doggy or Sit and Swim 5. 3rd Input (anal) 6. Spelunking 7. Most partners at 1 time 8. PGGA (provocative girl girl action 9. Dr. Bombay, Hitler or Link from mod squad 10. blooming Flower Ziplock Bag Busted Ravioli 11. Age lost virginity 12. Total Partners 13. Screamer, Moaner, Helen keller 14. Latex Leather or Lace 15. Self Pleasuration Per week 16. Video Your Activities .

Finally Found My Way To You (kiss Lyrics)
So many people tried to help me on my way So little time and there's so much left to say There's no explainin' all the things I've been through But I finally found my way to you I finally found my way to you Now the day is ending and the night begins to fallSometimes I wondered if I'd make it back at all I gave up everything I had and ever knew But I finally found my way I finally found my way I finally found my way to you Remember how we used to hide away We'd share the secrets of our souls Turned down the lights and dance the night away We'd dance the night away We'd dance the night away Remember how we used to hide away We'd dance the night away We'd dance the night away And now I'll hold you like I never have before I'll let you go just long enough to lock that door The words I whisper come so late and over due But I finally found my way I finally found my way I finally found my way to you

I Hate The Fat That Ppl Have To Be Dicks On Here!!! Help My Friend Out Please
I HAVE A FRIEND ON HERE THAT HAS BEEN GETTING PHOTO'S RIPPED FROM HIM BY SOME CRACKA.. LOL.. BUT HE HAS APPROACHED BOUNCERS TO GET THEM DELETED.. BUT GEEZE WOULD YA KNOW THAT NOT ONE IS WILLING TO HELP HIM.. GOD DAMN I THOUGHT THATS WHY THEY WERE THERE.. I DONT CARE IF ME SAYING THIS GETS ME BOOTED FROM LOST CHERY.. I ADORE ALL MY FRIENDS.. BUT I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT A BOUNCERS ROLE WAS TO HELP WITH CERTAIN ISSUES AMONG US HERE IN THE WORLD OF cherry.. BUT I DONT MIND.. I HOPE THIS GETS REPOSTED AND FOR THE RECORD HERE IS THE LINK TO THE GUY THAT THEY NEED TO BE HELPING.. HE IS A GOD DAMN LEVEL 18 AND I THINK THATS PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD IF YOU ASK ME.. SO IF US LITTLE NO BODIES MEAN ANYTHING TO THE WORLD OF lost cherry.. HE MIGHT GET SOME HELP.. SORRY FOR BEING SO BLUNT BUT GAWD THATS REDICULOUS.. A LEVEL18 CANT GET HELP FROM A BOUNCER.. I WANT TO STAY AS I AM.. IT SEEMS THE HIGHER UR LEVEL THE LESS PULL YOU HAVE.. GOD DAMNIT.. HELP crazysane OUT LIKE HE SHOULD BE VALUED YOU ASS'ES..LOL.

How Old Is Granpa Or Ma For That Matter???
How old is Grandpa??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. ?It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' ???? ? television '???? ? penicillin '???? ? polio shots '???? ? frozen foods ' ???? ? Xerox '???? ? contact lenses '???? ? Frisbees and '???? ? the pill There were no: '???? ? credit cards '???? ? laser beams or '???? ? ball-point pens Man had not invented: '???? ? pantyhose '???? ? air conditioners '???? ? dishwashers '???? ? clothes dryers '???? ? and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and '???? ? man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together. Every family had a father a

Try This
> THIS IS YOUR EXERCISE FOR TODAY > . > >>> > 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off > the floor and make clockwise circles with it. > > 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your > right hand. > Your foot will change direction! > > I told you so... And there is nothing you can do > about it. >

More Update On Me
Ok it is Monday and I am still sick.. SO I did what I can and went out there to help on the haunted house.. We painted and did other things.. Here it is really cold and it is raining and the wind is blowing really hard.. The rain is really cold.. I try to stay warm.. Now I will not be on here to just tell you all, I am spending a night with my aunt and uncles house so we can work on some more on the haunted house.. Wednesday I will be back and I will have to watch my show Jericho, that is a really good show and I can't miss it.. I am still talking to my grandma about getting a DVR so I can record my show and won't miss it.. But I am doing what I am doing in my life and that is really good.. Ok.. I will be back wednesday and giving more updates on me ok.. Virgo24

Down The Barrow Of A .45
You know, I figured that once I was married, moved out, working, etc... Life would be so much easier, but apprently I was dead wrong.. Life only seems to get worse. I believed I married a lazy, sloppy s.o.b. Yeah, I said it. I married one, all he does it fuck with the PC, playing god damn video games with 13 year olds, and leaves his shot everywhere. I work, I go to school, and I cook and clean. I am so sick of it, so fucking sick, and do I get help.. HELL NO, he's to god damn busy on his fucking comuter games. EVeryone says, " he just got home".. Well, he was over seas, on the PC playing VIDEO GAMES, so there is NO NEED TO ADJUST OR RELAX! GET OVER IT! He did little work and sat on his ass, he gained weight people, there is no NEED for him to ADJUST! Adjust to what, picking up behind himself and turning the lights out when he leaves a room! WTF is so hard about that!?!?!?! NOTHING!! I'm sick of marriage so far... I rather stare down the barrow of a .45...

I Have Been Tagged........you're Next!
THE RULES: List 6 INTRESTING things (or Habits) about yourself, then pick 6 of your friends to "tag"(tag a person by leaving them a comment saying something along the lines of "ur it check out the blog 4 more". Then those 6 friends must repeat the cycle..... 1. According to my husband I eat strange food combinations.......such as Ketchup on my Macaroni, and Mayonaise on my Eggs..... 2. Once I punched a guy in the face for stealing my beer.....After bitching for an hour because I actually hit him (I prewarned him it was coming) he claimed I hit like a girl..... 3. I rarely wear underwear.....I find them highly overrated..... 4. I am an extreme Procrastinator, I almost always put things off till a week too late....... 5. I Love the Phantom of the Opera, but I'm afraid to watch the movie, because I'm positively sure they ruin it, so instead, I listen to the CD. 6. I commonly Don't make sense, and missuse large words, just because they "sounded good in my head"......

And As We Wind On Down The Road...
What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!)) Stairway To Heaven by Led ZeppelinYou're smart. Like Jeopardy smart. People sometimes took advantage of that, others just plain never bothered to see it. Some people think you're a joyless, anal-retentive tool, but the enlightened consider you resourceful. Then you learn to break out of your shell and you take the whole world by storm. You may be a little over-extended, but you couldn't live any other way. This Led Zeppelin classic is the soundtrack of your life. Unlike Citizin Kane, you make yourself a rock and not to roll, but you're not hardening yourself so much that you keep you from enjoying the simple pleasures of life. Your appreciated by more people than you know.

Is The Name Just A Coincidence?
Which Dead Rock Star Are You? Jeff BuckleyYou are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997 from a drug-induced drowning in the Mississippi River.

A Great Day In Wrestling History!!!!
Ok so I'm watching the WWE tonight (10/16/2006) and these two fake wanna-be A listers, Maleena and Nitro come out saying they have an A-List friend of theirs there tonight. So I'm wondering what idiot they got Well THEY GOT THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD'S "DEE DEE DEE" CLUB!!!!!!!! Yes KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!!!!!! The douchebag comes out disses the crowd acting like the royal fuckhead he is. Then he talks about rap and says he won't perform because the crowd isn't worth it. Oh yeah, did I forget to say they bood him from the second he walked out LOL. Anyway..... John Cena comes out (For those that don't know he is a rapper/wrestler/actor) and he proceeds to shit on Federline. After a breif interuption and an announcement tat one of the three Championship[ Belts were up for grabs, Cena invites K-Fed into the ring to ask who he thought should have the belt up for grabs. K-Fed said "Yours." Mics were dropped , then Cena extended his hand in a "respectful manner." When K-ZFed grabbed it

The Good Stuff
She fixes her lips, they always look perfect. Never a smudge line, never too much. He tries on his blue shirt, she told him she liked it once. She wonders what he'll wear. She knows just what she'll wear. She always wears blue. Sneakers or flipflops. He's starting to panic. Remember she asked you...remember to breathe. I just love it.

Ouch
I AM SO TIRED OF BEING WALKED OVER.. AND LEFT TO FEEL LIKE SHIT.. ONE OF THESE DAYS MAYBE.. JUST MAYBE SOMEONE WILL ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME.. IT SUCKS FUCKING ASS TO SEE THE SHIT THAT SOMEONE WAS SAYING TO YOU.. BEING SAID TO SOMEONE ELSE IN A MATTER OF DAYS.. BUT THATS FUCKING COOL.... IT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE.. NOTHING DOES.. SO ITS BEEN REAL.. ITS BEEN FUN.. BUT IT HASNT BEEN REAL FUCKING FUN...

What's With That Candlelight?
Well, here's the story. It's for those that have had to suffer the unfortunate loss of a child, whether it be because of a miscarriage or an early death or something of that nature. No parent should have to bury their children, yet every day we hear on the news about our young ones dying. We don't always hear about the ones that die before they are even born. Now I'm not talking about abortion, that's another issue altogether. I'm talking about those who had a kid on the way and lost it. I'm sure a lot of mothers have had to go through that at one time or another, and I have to tell you (even though I'm not a mother) that is devastating. So how can I tell you this? Well, a couple of years ago, I was almost a father. My girlfriend at the time was three months pregnant and she lost her baby due to a miscarriage. (We broke up less than a month later. It was that hard on us.) So, to all those that lost a little one, even if it was never born, I'm saying a prayer for you.

Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble
Which Shakespearean hero are you? MacBethAll you ever wanted was to make sure you became King. If it wasn't for your wife telling you to kill the present king, none of this would have happened!!

Song
"Want U To Be" (Oh Yeah) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (You know what baby? Ive been meanin to tell you a lot of things ya know what I mean?) Gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you baby Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (So much, so me) Gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you baby Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you gotta have you baby (There's just some things you need to know, ya know what I mean? Listen closely) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Verse 1:] Girl your beauty it could fill a book Once glance girl is all it took It ain't too hard to spot ya I saw you from a mile a-way Tell me fellas why she gotta be The coldest thing that a playa see I gotta do whatever Try anything it don't matter I gotta let her see If there's a sign she's diggin' me enough to make love on the first night Then that's a good look Can I be honest with you I, I, I, girl I want you to be [Chorus:] Better than you knew me girl I need your lovin' f

I've Got My Towel...
Do you know where your towel is? (Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character are you?) Arthur Dent (Arthur PHILIP Dent)Wow. You sorry little sod. I honestly dont know why Ford decided to drag you along with him before your miserable little planet was blown to smithereens... All you really want is some peace...quiet...and a nice cup of real tea. Damn nutrimatic machines. Your sorry life should be enough to move the stoniest of hearts, to bad, no one really cares.

My Favorite Poem Of All Times..
"The Raven Poem" Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating

My Quick Vent
Seems like everyone’s got a bone to pick with someone these days on here. Or just about everyone. I do admit it’s getting a bit ridiculous, but I stay away from the drama. I know my bulletins don’t get read because they get lost in the shuffle. I’m not gonna go crazy and delete people because of it. Anyways, my advice is simple. Fuck the haters. They’ll only get you down. That’s all I got to say. That’s my quick vent.

Inspirational Poem...
Had this posted on myspace and wanted to share it with you guys..I got it from my girl jen..the words are very true.. ```````````````````````` Saturday, May 27, 2006 I was browsing one of my friends myspace tonite and found this in her blog..Jen* Loves ya girlie i took this to post on mine cuz i liked it so much..so here ya goes it rings true the poem and the other..read on.. "You cannot change what is a part of you." although I've often tried. My body was never thin enough, My imperfections I'd always hide. I smiled when they said I was beautiful, I laughed when they said I was great. But it took a long time to believe in their words, I figured loneliness was my fate. The boys I wanted didn't want me, I was tossed, used and torn. So many took me as a joke, I crawled inside myself-scared and forlorn. My self-esteem had let me down, my belief in myself was nil. I did not understand where I was headed, could not understand until.... I fi

The Special Ones
Special People Online (to all my friends) Body: There are a thousand people, We meet online. Some our nice, Others are bad. Some are kind, Others are rude. Some our perverted, And get our tempers to flare. Some are even annoying, And they get our heads to hurt. But there are those special ones, That stay in our mind and heart. The special ones that we call friends, And love with our life. The chosen few we can talk all night with, And remember all during day. Then there are those, That we see once in a while, And miss all the time. They all have small weird names, That stay in our hearts. We miss them all the time, And talk to them when we can. The unseen people we love, The unseen people we know, The ones that we meet online, The ones that we love all our life.

The Hormone Hostage
A public service announcement . . . The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My

More Poems..
"Soldier" You are that man, that fights for his country no matter what You are that man When the going gets tuff You are a Suvivor A Hero A blessing in discuise You are that man More than you realize You show courage & Strength You are that man A member of the elite You fight for our country everyday You stand with honor You protect your family on both fields You are that man A true blooded American Soldier And that is real ```````````````````````````````` "True Love" You had me from hello More than I could say You kissed me tenderly Blowing my breathe away I yearned for another kiss You just smile that smile I was content and happy in this moment For at least alittle while You grabbed my heart I don't want you to let go You lean forward whispering in my ear "I love youso very much my dear." My heart skips a beat Closing my eyes grabbing ahold of the seat You nearly floored

Senior Sex
Senior sex A Florida couple both well into their 80s, go to a sex Therapist's' office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says: "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not try

Watch Out Girls For This One!!!!!
joker@ LostCherry I don't know how many will read this, but I just wanted to for warn all the women out here that this is not a nice person. He uses people for his game.....Pretends like there will be a life in it for you....yet continues to keep others online for future games. Just be wary if he attempts to talk or meet you. Don't let him keep getting away with this shit. If you want to know more.....just send me a private note. I will be more than willing to explain his downfalls.

Hurt Again
why is it that just when you start to trust people you find out they are the ones that will hurt you the most? we bend over back wards for these people and do them favors etc...then get shit on and when you bring the fact up that you helped them they laugh in your face. and then tell you that you have no morals. to me this is the deepest hurt for a person who will go to any length for a friend etc. it feels like ive been robbed a piece of my heart then i hate myself for being so stupid.

The Virgin And The Farmer Boy
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder because she has never seen anything like this before. She asks the boy, "What are they doing?" He says: "They're making love." "Well, what's that long thing he's sticking in there?" She asked. "Oh, uh, that's his rope," he answered. "Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she asked. He says, "Those are his knots." She says, "Oh, ok, I got it." As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were." Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they are getting at it all hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes. "Whoa, what are you doing?!" he shouts. The girl innocentl

Memories
Memories bring tears to her eyes, as she is taken to another place in her mind. Days filled with laughter and love, nights filled with passion and hunger. A gentle sigh escapes her lips, as she closes her eyes and escapes in to another place in time. Silent words flutter by on a breeze, a hint of romance fills the sky. She sits there waiting in the soft pale light for her lover to arrive. A wall erected around her heart, tears refusing to show, just the feel of his embrace would turn it all around. No longer scared to share what she feels inside, no longer waiting for the right one to arrive. There are so many thoughts and desires that need to be shared. Along with moments of tenderness between those that care. Suddenly she sees him walking against the colored sky, a smile on his face as his eyes met hers, words that go unspoken a love that is told by just a look. He reaches for her and pulls her to his side. He is finally whole no more searching for her. The void that he has f

Why?
Why is it that we as humans hurt the ones that we are supposed to love. By lieing,cheating,betrayel and keeping things from each other. Why can't we be honest and try not to intentionally cause each other pain? No matter what, the truth will always come out, and can result in both good and bad. But the truth needs to be out no matter how painful. Pain is there to remind us that we can feel. The decisions we make everyday have an affect on at least one person if not more. And can change your path in life in an instant. And Why is it that even though we are hurt, we allow these people to stay in our lives, and possibly hurt us again. Why can't we let go? Why can't we walk away and try to move on? Sometimes Love Just Aint Enough! I recently found myself in a situation that is not very good, I feel that I have been the cause of a family to break up. There are many other factors in this equation, but none the less. I can't help but have guilt hanging over my head. I a

I So Should Have Been Anne Sexton...
What crazy ass poet are you? (pics) Sylvia PlathYou are Sylvia Plath. You killed yourself while raising small children, shame on you! How selfish. Very accomplished poet in her early years, but then started getting rejection letters after a while. You write what you feel and your work is not hard to figur out. You are very intelligent and take glory in getting awards. You need acceptance to feel good you need to love yourself. Get that Scorpio self-confidence that you have deep inside! You might have not killed yourself. Whatever you will do in life will be discovered and celebrated after you are dead.

What A Day
Boy did I have a day I would like to forget. I had to call the police twice today, because some kids were knocking on the neighbors door. When I went out to see what was going on two boys had scarfs and sunglasses over there face. And I confronted them, and got into enough of a argument that I had to call the police. Then they left, and when I went to the office and was coming back to my apartment I saw them and they wanted to confront me. And I had just had enough of listening to them. I have had to much adrenaline going thru my body. I am getting to the point I am sick of yelling or even listening to people yell. I am tired of being confronted or even confronting people. And it has not just been today, it seems like it has been all weekend. I just want to be peaceful and enjoy life. Be the person everyone knows that I am, one who is gentle and caring. That enjoys life and the people in it. I don't want to be angry or upset for no reason. I know I can be a fun loving pe

My Man?
Where is he? Where is that man that wants to listen? Who cares about what I have to say Where is that man who will hold me close? When I’m having a rough day Where is that man that will laugh with me? When I’m being my silly self Where is that man who isn’t all about money? He can just have fun without all the wealth Where is that man that will love me for who I am? He will enjoy my little quirks and not try to change them I’m not to sure where this man is, But I can’t wait to find him.

Dude, I Get To Live!!!
Could you last in a scary movie?? You make it to the end thanks to your friendYou listen to what your friend tells you to do, you can never make a decission for yourself. You would be dead but your friend saved your life.

Forever Gone...forever You
I wanted you to be with me For so long I don’t even know by now But now that I’ve given up on you Defiantly you see me Walking away I see the pain You put me through Lost in your game to change the same Forever gone, forever you There’s something very wrong about this I think you knew all along somehow You’ll only take me to change my mind Lonely, broken, and defeated So far away I see the truth I see through you Now that I know the way you play I don’t want to Walking away I see the pain You put me through Lost in your game to change the same Forever gone, forever you So far away I see the truth I see through you Now that I know the way you play I don’t want to Walking away I see the pain You put me through Lost in your game to change the same Forever gone, forever you

Empty Houses
Poor house ... poor, lonely house, Where did your people go?Why did they leave you alone like this?Is there any way to know? So colorless and desolate,Pathetic, sagging place,Wretched and forsaken,Standing only by God's grace. One more storm ... and POOF ... you're gone!Though I s'pose it doesn't matter,Shingle by shingle and board by board,You'll soon be wholly scattered. Oh, aging house, if you could talk,The stories you could tell,What went on within your walls,Before you became a shell. How many generations lived there?How many can you recall?How old are you? When were you built?How many babies crawled down your halls? So, why were you abandoned?Who left you alone to die?There surely must have been a time,When love and laughter were inside. Who stripped you of your finery?Or looted things considered plain?When vandals raped and took your pride,Did you protest in pain? When they painted mean things on your face,Did you shudder? Did you cry?Was that when, poor little house,You

"all The White Horses Are Still In Bed"
why can't I break free? I can't take this slavery can i lift these chains cut the ropes that bind me restrained by this pain held down by the grief consuming my every thought eating at my every fiber help me escape run from the bitter cold leave behind this harsh winter

Tag Game
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves and states this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged,list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's Fun! 1.Can't stand beer breath 2.Have been known to eat large pizza myself 3.I only drink mixed drinks 4.have to have a shower and all clean clothes before leaving house. 5.My biggest pet peeve is a dirty bathroom. Has to be cleaned daily 6.I can sit quietly for hours. I'M GOING TO TAG Jo Tay MdnghtTrble Leadfoot Twister Harleygirl Fire

I Really Hate Dickens...
Which Famous Novel Are You? (Pictures) A Christmas Carol(By: Charles Dickens) You can't find anything better than a classic book. You are fascinated by the writers back then and always want to find more. You are smart and clever.

Poetry
Leave Your Belief With Me... So many are so lonely for something that refuses to be named I see some trying not to search, they say they won't play that game.... yet we need to need, we must press to the last, immerse ourselves in the waters, not stay on the other side of the glass... life's over when it's over, who can say when or what that is? claimers of atheism make me laugh, I'd like be a fly on the wall of THEIR death, and be able to say hey, see here we are, you and me unshackled by flesh, free to fly away... free to love, in any way... but denial of sacred yet gives me a chill - what purpose for life, then... what reason to control the will... you know who you are, my friend(s), and I'm loving you today, this is my gift, my story, my truth to send, how I keep the chaos at bay... come to me, if you want, bring your beliefs as well I'll treat them as the treasures you see them to be... and if you

Watch A Man Cum Tonight Live On Webcam
I will add content for my Sperm Gallery tonight, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (and no, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better, I 'd love to see you face or anything whil I do it)) I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Otherwise, comments are always wecome: - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be over 18) - Tribute album (must be over 18) Thank you in advance, kisses. Nice boy

Funny Bullentin That Was Posted
This was posted about marriages and i thought it was funny as hell.. Marriage funnies for smart women and men who can take it! Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . whether you're here or not." ( OHHH SHE'S GOOD!) Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?

Everyone
hey, i am new here so i hope to make friends here so i am a joking person. i like to act crazy thats only way to be to make the day go by faster. i work hard so i like to come home and get online to chat and joke around with my friends online so please let my be a friend

I Wanted These Words To Be Saved In More Than Just My Head.
Yeah the past is srs. and well... I guess thats why its the perfect example to put into my essay for college. Its like bubbling and exploding in my head. all the memories. so strong.... Its amusing to think that these memories have been supressed and I was not under the best currcumstances.... so I shouldn't remember these things... but amazingly enough I can't stop them. And for once in my life I'm finding comfort in my mistake. I'm finding a use for my intense regrets and I'm putting them down. I could write the story and run it through my head a million times. Its like a mini movie. Its old, fucked up, been though mad shit, and well so many of the frames are missing. and its like like watching death be alive. Its not suposed to happen. but its there. Its like irony at it sweetest. Like I was never going to survive, but I didn't have another choice. More will be coming to this blog. Don't expect it to be good, its mostly redundant. because as the story goes in my head... i always

Profiles "skins"
yes it's mister bitchin' again{maybe I should change my LC sign in} any way--I know its halloween time and everyone is pimpin their profile skins but please please please after you change the skin go to view profile and VIEW THE PROFILE move around it see how easy or hard it is to click on the options--I've seen some truly awesome profile pages but trying to post a comment almost made me want to just leave the page without leaving any kind of comment '

Hearts
hearts there is an instruction booklet but it doesn't help much in terms of tips you will learn the basics who likes who this one is fair that one has not been broken yet but you cant really learn what to throw down without trying it for yourself the game is unpredictable you can be far ahead only to find someone else has all the hearts and you have the black queen in your hand you must guard against this

Everyone
well i am crazy not really but i like to joke and act funny. thats the only way to be to make the day go by faster. so any way i am new here so i hope to met friends here so lets be friends here on lost cherry losr cherry.com is # big 1

House Of 1000 Corpses Still Freaks Me A Bit...
What house of 1000 corpses character are you? BabyThis sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

Sweet Words From A Venamous Mouth
venamous words are what you spoke words that a broken girl wanted never ment for truth only done so for pleasure tearing her down breaking her apart killing her softly making the words taste oh so sweet knowing she was your all then watching it all fall away dieing inside killing her softly as you speak those sweet words only to come from venom which would soon be her undoing watching the blood drip away falling further from who she was never knowing where she went wrong knowing she was just the victim of sweet words from a venamous hunter knowing now that he truly had no power over her as she fades back into the oblivion from whence she came.. Dedication: its not needed for this he knows of his wicked tongue

To Hell And Back
I left with your love Came back in its absence I left you to die Even though it made no sense It hurts now that I’m coming But I’m on the right track ‘Cause for you I’ll travel to hell and back You’ve transformed, you’ve changed, Into someone stronger than myself How was I to know while I pictured you That you were someone else It hurts now that I’m coming But I’m on the right track ‘Cause for you I’ll travel to hell and back I’m sorry but I changed too And I’ve come here to say I love you, I need you I know you feel the same too So my love is here to stay So it might hurt you now that I’m coming But I know I’m on the right track ‘Cause for you I traveled to hell and back ‘Cause for you I’ll travel to hell and back By: S.C.V. (me!)

Lonliness
i am lonely when i wake and lonely when i rest i want i need the sweetest thing that any man could guess i am not i psychopath and really not a mess but if a spend much more time alone i know ill be depressed for i have been hurt too many times too many for me to count and now i seem that i am not even anywhere around so if there is anyone out there to make me feel all new i would be gracious because i done with being blue written 10/16/2006 by: Joseph Eric Thibodeau

I'm An Infamous Criminal...
Which Imfamous criminal are you? You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress.You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes

God Wanted Me To Tell You
Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2006), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today

It's Only My Opinion...
So I keep seeing all these bulletins for this candle lighting business, first it was for one day, now they want it for the week, and I have even seen a bulletin being reposted about how someone deleted 25 people because they didn't have this candle lit up and that they are gonna delete more if they don't make the candle their default pic. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard, and thank God whoever that moron is isn't one of my personal friends. JUST because someone does not have that candle as their default does not mean that they don't support the cause. I mean seriously, what is having that candle going to do for all the deceased anyway? Absolutely NOTHING. I don't mean to sound insensitive because I definately am not, but that's just the way I see it. I support and care about all causes just as much as anyone. But having a ribbon for cancer, child abuse, leukimia, the troops, anything...is NOT really doing anything for the cause. It just shows you support it, big wh

What Dark Mythical Creature Are You?
You scored as Fallen angel. FALLEN ANGEL You were once of light, but you were hurt and/or betrayed by someone close to you, now you hide in the dark to protect yourself from pain. you tend to keep away from others. this tends to make people think you are a loner. those few lucky people you have let get close to you know that you are a kind, loving, trustful and compassionate person. element: light emotion: grief life advice: Life is full of obstacles and challenges, if we give up as soon as something goes wrong our life we will never achieve in anything.Fallen angel83%Vampire67%Ghost67%Dark faerie50%demon50%Were wolf17%

Very Romantic
Take my hand and lead the way,tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear,all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin,bring out passions deep within.Pull me close and hold me near,take away my pain and fear.In the darkness of the night,be my beacon,shine your light.In the brightness of the sun,show me that you are the one.Give me wings so I can fly;for I can soar when you're nearby.Enter my heart,break down the wall,it's time for me to watch it fall.I'v been a prisoner,can't you see?Break my chains and set me free.Strip me of my armor tight;you'll find I won't put up a fight.Release my soul held deep within...I'm ready now,let love begin.

16/10/06 -1
What is to follow will be a fictional account of someone living in a world where we might like to live. Where magic is possible and alot is unknown... This will be a diary of our hero and we will see this world through his eye's. Hope you like...

At The Pumpkin Patch....
I took the kids to the pumpkin patch last saturday and it was a beautiful day. The kids got to ride the train and go on the family go karts. oh, and we even got to see a very large "dust devil". I feel sorry for those who got in the wind of it...lol. I bet they had to take a bath or shower. Anyhow, my son Jacob did not much want to get on the train. He thru the biggest fit. But as soon as we saw the rest of the train ride, he hushed up. Jacob really loves cowboys and we all noticed that the ride had a western theme to it. There were cowboy actors shooting their fake guns in the air and Jacob loved that...although, I don't much like the fact that he loved the guns part. My little sammy was quiet the whole time, though. She made it so easy for me in that aspect but for Jacob to thro fits like that....ugh, I hope he will learn from this. He also thru another fit on the go karts because he wanted a go kart of his own. The go karts were specialized go karts, only. The adults sat in the back

Whats Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Blind Folds67%Whips58%Bondage58%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Mom Busted
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing). One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said that they were going to go upstairs he very cautiously followed them. He peeked in through the crack in the door and whispered, "Hey Andrew, come look at this. Guess what the woman who told us never to suck our thumbs is sucking?!"

The 4 Lords Of Hell!!!
Which of the four crownprinces of Hell are you? LuciferLucifer, the morning star, brings enlightenment from the East, with the rising Sun.He is a creature of unspoiled wisdom, and of genuine emotions, such as pure romance and true love. Art and literature, music and poetry are all his area. He possesses both unmatched scholary wisdom, as well as creativity and imagination. Lucifer brings greater awareness, to open our souls and minds so we can question, dream, think, wonder... and evolve. With that he represents the spiritual ascent, and life.

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You scored as Guardian Angel. You are tough! There is someone in your life who you are watching over. Your love protects them. You are not afraid of anything, not even the devil!Guardian Angel88%The Angel of Death73%Demoness65%Archdemoness58%Archangel58%Archetype25%Fallen Angel25%The Anti-Heroine15%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

The Colors Of Friendship
Once upon a time, The colors of the world Started to quarrel. All claimed they were the best, The most important, The most useful, The favorite. "GREEN" said, "Clearly I am the most important ... I am the sign of life and of hope; I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves, Without me, all animals would die; Look over the countryside And you will see that I am in the majority." "BLUE" interrupted, "You only think about the earth, But consider the sky and the sea ... It is the water that is the basis of life And it is drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea; The sky gives space and peace and serenity, Without my peace, you would all be nothing." "YELLOW" chuckled, "You are all so serious ... I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world, The sun, the moon and the stars are all yellow; Every time you look at a sunflower, The whole world starts to smile, Without me there would be no fun." "ORANGE" started next to blow her

What Color Is Your Heart?
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue93%Yellow71%White64%Black61%Pink54%Orange46%Purple39%Red21%Green14%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

Quizz
You scored as Yes. You seem to have an understanding as to what goth is. You may be goth yourself or maybe not, but i congratulat you for knowing the differance between goth and some sterotypes. Also if your are as sick of all the fakes just following sterotypes try joining: http://www.livejournal.com/community/neo_goths_suck/, it's not as bad it might sound, just us goths tring to teach these neos a bit of something. :)Yes92%Nope4%Do You Know What Goth Actually Is? (since nobody on this site seems to)created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as love. you are a love fairy. you like seeing people in love, and you love being in love yourself. you are probably very popular and prettylove90%fire75%dark60%air60%Light40%earth40%water40%What kind of fairy r ucreated with QuizFarm.com

I Got Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I sort candy before I eat it. 2. You can tell my mood by the state of my apartment. Really filthy? I'm depressed. Clean? I'm happy! 3. I have to cover my walls with posters and such. Blank walls make me think I'm in a hospital. 4. I eat almost constantly, and love a good salad just as much as a candy bar. 5. I collect CDs, stones, dragonfly stuff, Pagan-oriented books, candles, Halloween stuff, plastic bubbles from vending machines, eyeliner, fuzzy posters, colorful socks... uh... 6. I take pictures of everything and write in my journal constantly because I have a terrible memory. Umm... I'm tagging six of you... not listing, so

1st Week
Wow a week of chemo which means 3 treatment. I do chemo 3 times a week till ... All depends. As some know this is another battle for me. Its my sixth time around fighting. I'm determine to overcome it again. Its going to be a hard fight but one I will win. Its been a rought week last week. I'm still doing some testing and will still be tested on a weekly basis to see the progress I do make. As info comes along I will keep you inform. For those who may want to know what I'm talking about. 3 weeks ago I was diagnose with Chondrosarcoma which is a form of Bone Cancer. Chemo isn't normal procedure for this type of cancer but because of my pass with cancer and the fact they see spots on my lungs it will be my method for treatment. For now I have to go I'm feeling weak

Covered Letters In Lipstick
so for my first assignment in my english class we had to introduce ourselves and write about a song of poem etc. that has influenced our lives. here is mine. hello. my name is katie nichols. i'm 19 years old and i'm pursuing a degree in art. i have no idea where that is really going to take me, but hopefully whatever it is will pay the bills. i live with my parents and 3 of my 5 brothers. i live way north (in oklahoma city, but it's really borderline edmond), and i work at babbage's in quail springs mall as the assistant manager. i love to draw and i really enjoy writing, so i think this class will be really fun. a song that has really influenced my life (as of late anyway) is "somebody that i used to know" by elliott smith. the song is about leaving someone who wasn't worth his time, and realizing that he is better off. i broke up with my fiance on new years this year and for that first month he tried to convince me it was a mistake. i never went back though.

Tag Your It!
~I WAS TAGGED By Amourette~ Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1. I laugh like a kookaburra and some say dolphin. 2. I like to eat Hot McDonalds or Hungry Jacks Chips with Soft Serve Icecream. 3. I wiggle in my sleep. (so my hubby says) 4. If I could I would drink enough tea to sink a battle ship. I'm a confessed tea-aholic lol 5. I'm a mint sauce freak there are only a few things I dont have with mint sauce (sweets excluded of course) 6. I have a winnie the pooh addiction. IM TAGGING: TheZedster missymouse jess ~Blood Angel~ ANEWLEVELXXX ~Scorpgrrl420~

Don't Be Upset...
Hey all!! Im new here so I don't know how to work with the site just yet... I see I have comments and notes etc. I am not ignoring them...just give me a few to get everything in order...Thanks! Some help would be nice. lol

Sex
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Meow!!
Ok everyone alert the media stop whatever you are doing and hold on to your seats because I actually had a good day at work!!!! Now rude customers, no running around like a chicken with my head cut off.....even though it was like cold and rainy all day and I had to get out in it like 3 times but, thats ok because today was a good one....I talked to my manager about a possiblity of a promotion at another store and he begged me to stay and he said that I after I was there a year he would make me a trainer which means an increase in pay...but, means I have to put up with newbies...but, it would be worth it....Now, if I can just hold Chris to it....Im up for employee of the month again since I've started its been head to head between me and another girl I work with...which I dont think she should be in the running because shes sorta management but, you know.....So really should I try the management position when they will probably say you dont enough experience or go for the trainer postio

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You scored as Psycho Killer. Your a psycho killer! You might want to go to a therapist before you kill you next victim...Psycho Killer100%Evil Genius86%Hero62%Ninja57%Demon57%Alien43%Normal Average Guy/girl29%What are you?(evil genius, ninja, etc.)created with QuizFarm.com

What Is You're Secret Name?
You scored as Juliette. Your name is Juliette, which means : Youthful or Smiling Face. You love the pleasures found in childhood, and want to experience them forever! You know how to laugh, and how to make others comfortable around you. Your smile is sweet and alluring, as well as enticing and mysterious. People look into your eyes and see something they all want, but cannot get. You will never run out of laughter or smiles. ( Do you have dimples? ) keep living life to the fullest! Juliette100%Anastasia92%Rosamond92%Felicia75%Ida75%Sylvia71%Doloress54%Euphemia38%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

What's Your Kinky Turn-on?
Oh MYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Straps are MUCH more comfortable! hehe You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs75%Whips67%Bondage58%Blind Folds25%Biting8%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Let's Just Set The Record Straight
To whom it may concern, Just because I posted a blog complaining about the current status of my love life DID NOT mean I was implying that I wanted people to start trying to cyber with me through SHOUTBOX. I really appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not in the mood. Also to those of you using Yahoo!... Don't add me to your friends list just to cyber either. If you're serious about communicating with me be human about it. I'm not hard up and I don't want *that* kind of attention. :-} -Robert

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You scored as Felicia. Your name is Felicia, it means : Happiness and Joy. You show others how life should be, filled with elation and excitement! People enjoy being with you because you are all smiles and kindness! You will impact those around you, and perhaps those who are far away! great work! Felicia96%Euphemia92%Ida88%Juliette83%Rosamond83%Anastasia75%Sylvia33%Doloress0%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Girl-tyme
Two women planned to go out one night, but it was all rainy and nasty outside. They decided to get cozy in some booty shorts and tank tops for a night of Girl-Tyme...We, I mean they wanted the best spa treament ever............ pedicures,jacuzzi, and oil massage. They started by sitting on the bed(doing each others toes)to flirting around with the idea that they was really attracted to one another. So after their toes were all done and clean-the more dominant female(?) took some lotion from her bag and starting rubbing her feet, and of course, her hands couldn't stop there. Soft and slowly felt her way up and down repeatedly the legs of her hot girl-friend. That lead right into brushing each others hair(very sexually)and finally the passionate but agressive kiss that had their girlie parts all hot and wet. Since we was gettin wet inside they decided to move to the jucuzzi, where they would experience much pleasure washing each other from head to toe. After washing, they rinced off in

Please , I Don't Understand!!
Okay, I dont know about you; but I am sick and tired of all these women showing for their goods. Do you think that the men won't like you if you aren't dressed. I am sorry!The guys that talk to you women are just wanting a piece of ass. Cover yourselves up alittle more and let the men work to see you naked. Always keep them guessing. Thank you , just sharing my thoughts. Peace and Blessed Be

Seniors Halloween Haha
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

Work
Ok I had to share this with everyone because on a day like today in Houston, Texas many need a good laugh. So, here goes: As many of you know or don't know, I drive a school bus for the benefits. I'm sure some of you are quite surprised at that and yes, I have heard all the comments about how you wouldn't have missed the school bus if I was your driver, etc.... Anyway, for the last 2 days we have had what we in Texas call a "gully washer". It has rained steadily with high winds and water unable to recede. I really thought they were going to call off school today because we were under a Tornado Warning but they didn't. I made it to work this morning 15 minutes late because of having to take alternate routes because of high water. I got all of my kids delivered to school that braved the rain to catch the bus. This afternoon, I made it in to work on time because I was prepared knowing where the water was going to be at. It had continued to rain all day and the parking l

Lonnie's Poems
My hands now shake, I take the gun, I fought my demons, But they won, The cold hard barrel, Against my head, One small push and I`ll be dead… No more running, not for me It`s time to meet my destiny, I cannot breath I cannot see But now, I`ll finally be free……. ~ A black night, a clouded moon. All is peaceful, the harsh rays of the sun faded away long ago leaving the scent of soft flowers as the sounds of strange insects rises like a tribute to the magnificence of the night. Slowely the sound rises and the moor reaches its peak. Now, at the midnight hour, all is at peace. This is the way it is meant to be. The beauty of the night evelopes me and i feel totally at peace. In the distace i hear the sound of a train slowely chunging allong its way it passes by casting shadows upon the ground like miniature people dancing to the music of the night. it passes on and slowly fades into the unaudible distance into oblivion. I remain here basking in the glorious rays of the mo

What Is Your Gift?
You scored as You have the Gift of Discernment. You have the Gift of Discernment. It is a well sought after gift my friend. It is a true blessing and curse to know when others lie to you, and to read their eyes. It can cause much pain and hurt if abused. Be very cautious.You have the Gift of Discernment100%You have the Gift of Wisdom88%You have the Gift of Empathy88%You have the Gift of a Seer63%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision56%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet13%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision100%You have the Gift of Discernment100%You have the Gift of Wisdom100%You have the Gift of a Seer75%You have the Gift of Empathy75%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet0%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Snips From Ims
cheguevaragurl: wat would u do if i disappeared? chaseray420: be lonly cheguevaragurl: wat if i died? chaseray420: dont say that cheguevaragurl: but wat if i did? chaseray420: no plz dont say this i dont wann think of u dead cheguevaragurl: i cant stay alive 4ever chaseray420: yeah u can cheguevaragurl: lol how? chaseray420: in my dreams i6nutj: here save this chat and use it tomorrow in school. Here I, Rolando Udo Edwards, do officially transfer all my power and respect to Angelica (Ace) Mooney to command the cirlce group. Treat her with all the respect you would me and follow her commands as if they were my own Oriole565: Research Paper, I Hate You Paper paper on the screen, Why are your requirements so mean? I dont like reading, I dont like writing, I dont like using facts i'll be citing. My profile has a character limit, it's really quite not fair, Why should my paper consist of thousands, yet my profile be so bare? You suck paper, you really do. You're re

Poetry Of Pain... I Guess
just.. in one days time.. well, almost 2, life changes drastically .. and all you want to do, is sit and cry, but because of other obstacles, you cant shed a tear..... .... you can only cry inside.

Let The Drinkin Begin...
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Your Eyes Reveal About You.
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain67%Passion50%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Another Iffy Convo
ehab: hey ->ehab: hey no offense or bad feelings, im sure you're not a bad man. ->ehab: You have to understand that there a re very sick people here I have to be VERY careful ehab: ok ehab: i'm not During the "shouting" IM'ing was going on as follows: jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:51:17 PM): hi Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:51:37 PM): Hello there, how are things in your part of the world jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:52:26 PM): frist thanks for ur add Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:52:32 PM): same to you jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:52:56 PM): whre u from Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:54:43 PM): you sound foriegn, yes? jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:55:01 PM): can i see u please Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:55:27 PM): can u see me? Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:55:56 PM): seems forward doesn't it... jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:56:23 PM): do u have cam i mean Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:15 PM): yeah no. Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:19 PM): I must go now. Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:28 PM): GoodNi

Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.i love gambling 2.i collect flags any type 3.i collect new england patriots stuff 4.i like james bond movies 5.i love law and order 6.i love eating whipped cream The 6 people i'm going to tag is 1.tazzy 2.pussycat 3.karen 4.halfpint 5.victoria 6.harleygal

15
You scored as Marijuana. You are Marijuana (aka: weed, dope, skunk, chronic...). You are the most commonly used drug in the world. You are powerful, stubborn, moody, have a strong attitude. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs. Cocaine100%Marijuana100%Ecstasy33%What kind of drug are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Cajun.....blonde Joke #3
>A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. > He puts the alligator up on the bar. > He turns to the astonished patrons. > > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my > manhood inside. > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. > > "Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. > In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a > drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his > Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator > closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the > alligator hard on the top of its head. > > The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed > as promised. > > The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another o

14
You scored as january. JANUARY: You\\\'ve got the best personality (bar none) and an absolute pleasure to be around. You are probably a massive Crazy fan, and more than likely have an a very attractive partner (or three!). It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection (that is better than anybody elses from any other month). YOu have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor yourself - youve got the looks for it!!! You are definitly more metal than anyone january100%May0%April0%FEBRUARY0%June0%March0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER

Last Call
She stood there, Looking at her phone, Hoping her best friend would call, Tell her its alright. Five minutes later; The pills and water were out, Knife was ready, The blade glistening in the sunlight that escaped the curtains. She kept glancing at the phone. Another five minutes; Knife poised Ready to strike. The water’s started to warm up. Still no call, nothing. ‘Maybe she doesn’t care’ she thought. The knife drags through the skin… Five more minutes; Red, pulsing marks have appeared up and down her arms. Still no call. Water’s warm, Pills are ready. ‘Five more minutes’ she tells herself. Five minutes more; Still no call. ‘It’s time’ she thinks. She reaches for the bottle of white pills And the warm water… Five minutes later; She stood there Pills in one hand, Water in the other, Remembering the good times. Blood drips onto her carpet, Snapping her out of her trance. Automatically her hands came up to her mouth And she swallowed. Five m

Last One Standing
I stand here In the middle of the night Smashed between two buildings In a pool of silver and gold light. The cars pull away Their winking tail lights shining And suddenly I realize That I’m the last one standing.

13 Lol I Think 13 Who Knows
You scored as Orange. Orange is energising, warm and loving and this is just like you. You love people, are always surrounded by many friends and tend appreciate and help them whenever you can. You also like to stand out and at first impressions come of as a lovable person. Most people adore you.Black100%Orange100%Purple100%Red100%White67%Blue56%Pink56%Green56%Yellow50%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Sleeping In Church !
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said

Cheating Wife
A man comes home early from work one day because he feels his wife is fooling around on him. When he gets home he finds his wife in bed with his best friend. And do you know what he says to his friend? "BAD DOG!, BAD DOG!"

I'm Owned!!!
Here's the rules of Lost Cherry Adoption.... Put in the subject "i'm for sale" and see who wants to own you. The first person to send u a COMMENT sayin "I own you" owns you. It's that simple... P.S. repost cause it is funny and surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you P.P.S New rule added by the repostie, the person can only be owned for 1 week :) well I am owned by Dragonking7474 Dragonking7474@ LostCherry

Arrghhhh!!!!
Wow, art class today sucked. I've been chatting with this cute girl, Sam, for the past couple weeks. I got her number on Wed (she gave it to me, I didn't ask for it), and called her Fri after work to see if she wanted to grab a bite to eat or whatnot. Well, she already had movie plans with some friends, so we were going to do something Sat. I call her the next day (sat) to detail plans and such, and ask her to come with me to Second Saturday, Which is a monthly art gallery galla that we have to go to for class. She enthusiastically agreed, saying she was getting her hair done at 4, then a bit of costume shopping before she'd give me a call and we'd go. Around 5 she called and said that they weren't anywhere close to finished with shopping, even though she was getting a bit tired. I wasn't really surprised by that. So, she had to take a raincheck and said she'd call once she got home. I didn't hear from her. Until I saw her today in class. Well, she and her friends got do

Hiya!!
Ok, so I am new here. And to be honest i am already addicted. I have a MSN space and a MYSPACE...but this totally kicks them both in the ass!! Not sure what i am going to use this space for...but i think my naughty side may be able to come out again. No more deletions from blog police!! 2 Deletions for being bad was enough...hehe Stay tuned x0x0x0

So Much For Luck
Well Joe really blew me away today. And NOT a good thing either. He told me he'd given the position at that new store to someone else.He had told me he scouted her right after I'd told him to let me talk it over, and see if I'd be able to. I was not a very happy camper, and spent the day in Mike's office. I was fuming. I swear I about went through the roof. Then to make matters worse..There used to be this smelly old lady that worked under me..Her husband currently works with me now too...he smells equally as bad - IF NOT WORSE. Well BOTH of them were in the store today, because they sent the old man home early...Well Marilyn, the Smelly old lady came in and raised hell with my boss. Before she had even gotten to Mike - She stooped down so low as to of called me a kiss ass whore. I wanted to deck her old smelly ass. GrRRRrrrRRR! /end bitch session

Tag
I was tagged by Al1. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1) I'm a weather nutcase. 2) I'm just a little car crazy 3) I live on my computer at home and work. 4) Addicted to LC about 5 hrs a day! 5) Addicted to trying new things at restaurants. 6) Can't make up my mind whether I'm hot or cold...lol

99 Things About Me
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Chelsea Elizabeth Horton 2. Nicknames: Bubbles, Sally, Sugar, and babygurl 3. Birthday: 8/10/88 4. Place of Birth: Tulsa, OK 5. Zodiac Sign: Leo 6. Male or female: Female 7. Grade: n/a 8. School: n/a 9. Occupation: Taco Bell... don't ask 10. Residence: Alamogordo, NM 11. MSN Screen Name: =fallen=angel= __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Colour: brown 13. Hair Length: 2 inches past my shoulders 14. Eye colour: greenish-yellow 15. Weight: 113 16. Height: 5'6 1/2" 17. Braces? no 18. Glasses? no 19. Piercings: 1 20. Tattoos: None at the moment 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: Elisa 23. First Award: A student honoroll 24. First Sport You Joined: track 25. First pet: 2 rabbits 26. First Real Vacation: Las Vegas, NV 27. First Concert: Kenny Chesney (forced to go) 28. First Love: Chris Hurt ___ Favourites___ 29. film: don't ask... lol 30. TV programme: Viva La Bam 31. Colour: bl

Tag...bite Me
I've been chosen by Trix...I've been tricked Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes 1:I chew my fingernails to ungodly proportions 2:I live in chaos but have an o.c.d. about organizing utensils 3:I hate halloween 4:I am a dog person with 2 cats 5:I can deepthroat a popsicle far enough to close my mouth 6:I don't know if 6 people will reply to this i choose; being a stripper ian't as easy as it looks, Kira, Raven haired beauty, Fornicates, Fathead, and Goth bite me

Help Me...
Help me. I am a waste of air A useless object taking up space. See me in the corner Standing there with hopes and dreams Disguised by fallen shoulders? Yeah, that’s me. Now answer this; Do I really deserve to live? Help me. Please just kill me. Bite my throat and drain me of blood, Cut my throat and watch me squirm, Slice my wrists and see my blood run down my arms. Kill me fast Kill me slow. Can you see yourself standing over my body Laughing as I lay there In my own blood Sprawled on the ground My eyes open and staring Or looking like I’m sleeping? A friend once said “Life is like a dream” So can you help me? Can you help me Wake up from this nightmare?

I Have No Life
I spend literally ALL day on the internet...is that bad??? Yea, i\'m totally addicted...I never go anywhere, I wake up in the morning, go to school when I get home from school (at 9:00) and I spend from 9 am in the morning to about 11 at night on the computer....seriouslly. :| : I really need to get a life....

My Heart
how does it hurt how can i make it stop how do i know what to do should i let go an jump freely or hold on tight with all my might the pain almost kills me i shudder with every moment i feel the tears begin to flow i feel the love leave i see myself slowly leaving i see my self gone

They Say
They say we're young we don't know what we feel, They say we don't know the meaning of the word, They say you could be unfaithful, we young peoplejust aren't very true, They say we'll change like the weather and it will never last and become an infactuation of the past, They say this, They say that, But frankly i say fuck wat they say because i say that baby i LOVE you

Record For The Date Of Monday, October 16th 2006
I was leave for work at the time and first noticed my tire being knifed again then they smashed my left hand side mirror off and busted my driver side rear window out! I believe it was my ex- roommate and I want revenge now this is the second time and a women witiness it.Everytime he comes back he's doing more and more damage. I'm real hot bout this. My car is like my baby

Finally Ready To Talk About Some Stuff
Well I think I'm finally ready to discuss everything that has been on my mind. I had a miscarriage a couple of weeks ago. The doctors and everyone wasnt exactly sure at first so it took forever for it to be confirmed, and they kept everything from me, like test results. so this week I have been recovering from all the stress. I have been kinda depressed and sad at times so if I have left during a conversation or anything please dont take it personally i just have some down times.

My First Time!!!
lololol ok so i figured since this is the only thing i know how to do on here so far i figured id leave a message here.... im Dixie.. and i have my own personal website Www.Dixiesdelight.com check it out!!! im a southern girl with who knows how to have fun! ill be addin more when i get the chance and learn this site out!!

Arrggg
I told this guy that I had a crush on him and really liked him and he was just like uhhhh well thats nice... I could scream !!!!! I really like him but he obviously doesn't feel the same way about me:( Anyway I guess I am just going to have to let it go.... But it really stinks.

New To Lost Cherry
Well people its good to be here on LostCherry.com. I was kinda getting tired of myspace and friends thought I might enjoy LC much more. I am looking forward to getting more involved with LC as the days go by. Till then :)

Ice Cream Is Good For The Soul....a Touching Story!!
>> >Thank God for children saying grace, and the parent's that teach them! >> > >> >Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son > asked > if >> >he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God > is >> >great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom > gets >> >us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" >> > >> >Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a > woman >> >remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even > know >> >how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" >> > >> >Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, >> >"Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" >> > >> >As I held him and assured him that he had done a >> >terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly >> >gentleman approached the table. >> > >> >He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God >> >thought that was a great

Lj
today.......kids into everything....soooo laci came running in room..said logan cut himself with knife. This is third time today i seen him with a knife. So he ran. Finally i got to look..and he split he hand open inbetween his first finger and middle. So took him to urget care, they didnt wanna do it soo i took him to ER. So they stichted him up two of them..and the whole time he was only crying cause i was sitting on him. My BIG BOY im soo proud..Hopefully he will listen now about playing with sisscors and knifes. Cause ill be damned if me spanking him does any good with him listening

Burma's Dictatorship Of Drugs ..
Burma -- or Myanmar, more formally -- makes the Western news pages mostly for its repression of the struggling democracy movement led by Nobel peace laureate Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, who is continually harassed and was recently physically attacked while trying to address her followers. But those who dare to take a serious approach to drug eradication are likely to end up in deadlier trouble with the ruling dictatorship, known as the State Law and Order Restoration Council, or SLORC, which has incorporated the booming heroin trade into the permanent economy of the country. Consider the case of U Saw Lu, a revered leader in the mountainous poppy-growing region of the Wa territory, one of many ethnic regions in Burma. Lu, a Wa prince and chairman of the United Wa State Anti-Narcotics and Development Organization, has waged a risky opium eradication campaign on behalf of his people since the SLORC seized power in a 1988 coup. In January 1992, after U Saw Lu informed the U.S.

More Aimless Ranting By The Striped One.
Ugh… I know, another rant by the striped one, but as usual something has really pissed me off. I don’t write about happy things. I haven’t quite figured out why yet, but I just don’t. I don’t write about my back injury being completely healed, being stronger and bigger than I was before I hurt myself or even about , um, well whatever else positive is happening to me. I use this forum to rant about things that bug me. What makes someone who is attractive think the world owes them something? Yes, being single and on the prowl I tend to perpetuate this. My job does require some contact with people and I will tend to go out of my way to do things for someone who is more aesthetically pleasing that someone who may not be so fortunate. I still try and figure out why I do this. It’s not like I stand a snowballs chance in Sao Paulo with this fair haired hottie that needs the simplest task completed, but does not seem to be able to complete on her own. But all the same, I still tend to bend

Joke Of The Day 10/16/06
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Ricky was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Ricky began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ......... smack his ass again!"

This Is My Life
I am six months pregnet and am getting married.It is september 22,2001.My husbands pants are unzipped but I just smile st him and say our vows.We go to our hotel where he leaves me in the room and goes to the bar and gets drunk.I dont see him untill the next day.October of 2001 I start having trouble in the pregnecy.It is halloween and we are at a neighbor hood party when I go into labor.They rush me to the hospital where they manage to stop the contractions.Two weeks later I am again in labor.This time they have to hospitalize me for a week.I make it to december.I am in my eigth month and constant bed rest.I worry alot because my husband is hardly ever home.He is gone 3 to 5 days at a time on drinking benges.December 17th,2001 I have doctors appointment in morning everything is good no contractions or anything.Ten oclock that night my water breaks.My husband is tired so he stays home because he thinks they will send me home.They dont instead they do a c section and my husband just bar

Falling (different Version)
i'm falling. cant u see my hands stretched out to you? the darkness eating me up as i fall further from your light? how can you not hear me? how can you ignore me? the darkness edges in closer. i cant breathe. i'm choking on air. where were you when i needed you the most? why do you stand there, offended, as if its news? you can see my pent-up emotions written on my face as I yell at you. Act like you know huh? you know nothing! nothing of the pain i felt, the anger i suffered at myself for not being perfect. your comments bring me full circle, back to where i came from and all of a sudden, i'm falling again and you keep ignoring me

Game
LostCherry: Children of the Seed (developed by ~~ TheCureForSanity ~~) To add this game to your profile, copy and paste this line into any of your Profile sections: If you would like to submit a game or any LostCherry artwork that you've developed, please contact marketman.

Falling...
Solid hands Grasping the nothingness, The air of darkness For something to stop the rest of the body From falling any deeper. Trying to find a reason to hold onto. No reason Surfaces. She’s fallen too far, No one can help her now. They stand there At the rim of her existence Watching her fall. No arms outstretched, No one caring. Not one ear heard the final, Fatal crash. No one looked for her body. No one knew she was gone. They knew what she had done, They knew how she had done it, They just didn’t care.

# 11
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Labret Piercing100%Nipples100%Dirty Piercings100%Cartilage Piercing90%Tongue Piercing90%Belly Button Piercing70%Earlobe Piercing40%Lip Piercing40%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Christmas Is Not Too Far Away !!
here is my friends website hope people will help support the cause!! http://www.stuffafriend.biz/members/aline2006/ I have my own yahoo group http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Top_News_2006/ and my own website http://bambiepleasurelinks.ca/ hope to see all there!!

Iraq - Another Perspective...
Lots of talk locally about supporting the troops and pics of the flag and patriotism swelling. But is everything really linked? Do I have to like anything else about what people think is patriotic if really the only thing in that scenario that matters is the troops? I think not. But most people lump it all together. A few LC folks are leaving to Iraq. I wish you a safe return. But do I think you are defending freedom? Not at all. You got stuck into a crappy situation for economic and political reasons. You got the short end of the stick and I feel sorry for you. You are going to a place where everyone hates you and you are going to be told horrible brain washing reasons why you are there. And you will be scared shitless of the local situation and scared shitless of what you don't know and scared shitless about what you hear and scared shitless about everything. And if you do add a few "kills" to the 130,000 plus civilians we've killed over there, then you get to live with that for life

# 10
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God90%A Romantic50%Virgin20%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Mushy Love Poem
Touch me and set my soul a blaze Your grace and beauty do amaze For god made one so full of love An angel sent from heaven above To make the world a better place And touch the souls of all you grace And leave inside your essence sweet I seek you out your face to meet For only when my eyes see you Can I carry on the day through You’re light and joy and peace of soul The missing piece that makes me whole I knew you before time began Before there was woman, before man Eternal we are and always to be Your everything good in this world to me So blessed am I that we found each again For you made something great inside this man And now life will never be quite the same You’re written in my heart and my soul knows your name By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Poems
Darkness A blackened page burns the mind as demons of every size crash upon the stones in a forgotten mine... Beauty sits upon a throne of bones as it grotesquely rots away mindless of its fate laughing at the screams of the innocent as they fall below... Where is the silence of peace... What has become of that what once was gentile... Why has the light of hope faded... Who will come and save the broken and down troden?

# 9
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death100%Angel of Good Fortune82%Guardian Angel79%Angel of Hope57%Angel of Guidance46%Angel of Prayer0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Bitch
1. ARE YOU SHY? Sometimes 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Def Both 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Clowns 4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Heck yes 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? Honestly, its kinda gay 6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Not really 7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? umm yeah kinda 8. WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR? Anything that smells good 9.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black 10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? umm of course 11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No, but i want to 12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? nah im not that sweet 13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? i dunno yet 14. BAD HABITS? Looking pissed off all the time 15. CAN YOU SWIM? umm yes 16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? yeah 17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? yeah 18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A T00TSIE POP? who knows? i never counted 21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? nope 22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?

Would You Be In My Heart?
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart... but if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own.... when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled because we are too afraid to care too much... for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell

My Special Friend
I have a special friend. We've been friends for almost all my life, and I expect he'll be around for a long time. If you guys are gonna be my friends you'll definitely be hearing about him from time to time, so I thought it'd be nice if you all met him. He doesn't come around too often, but when he does, mayhem usually ensues. Only thing is, my special friend isn't really a real person. He's more like a voice in my head. And when he speaks to me, all common sense, reason and maturity seems to just fall by the wayside. I call him......DUMBASS. In the past, DUMBASS has persuaded me to....... -Spray pepper spray in my own eyes just to see if it works (it does ;) ) -Build a gas powered potato cannon capable of shooting an average sized spud well over a quarter mile. -Cause pretty severe damage to my friends bedroom wall as well as another friends pick-up truck several blocks away with said potato cannon. -Make home made fireworks out of shotgun shells and nearly blow m

Not In Her Storm
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing100%Fun100%Nice75%Immature31%Dramatic25%Shy0%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

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Medical Remedy?
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant

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going great :) really is ... appart from a few stupid by life changing things all is good. off to go veiw a house soon with my boyfriend and hopefully we will be getting that .. work is great :) got my mates 18th to go to this friday :) should be a good piss up... and yes, i really dont have anything better to do right now. i could eat, but i cant be bothered, i could sleep, but cant be bothered to get ready for it ... im lazy atm... so im gonna go :) x for reading this.. u must be as bored as me

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Friendship
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THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PRAYER FOR PEACE © By Kimberly Bennett RED IS FOR BLOOD SHED FROM OUR SLAIN SOLDIERS AND NOT FOR THEM ALONE...FOR THE POW'S AND THOSE MISSING IN ACTION, WHO NEVER MADE IT HOME. I LIGHT THIS CANDLE IN YOUR HONOR, TO KEEP YOUR MEMORY ALIVE. I WON'T FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE...YOU LAID DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR MINE. WHITE IS THE SYMBOL FOR INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO'VE DIED AT THE HANDS OF WAR. A HIGH COST OF FREEDOM UNWILLINGLY PAID, THAT'S WHAT THIS CANDLE'S FOR. SO PRAY FOR THOSE WHOSE LIVES WERE LOST AND ONES THAT COULD BE SAVED...HEAVENLY FATHER PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN AND KEEP THEM FROM HARM'S WAY. BLUE REPRESENTS COURAGE FROM OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN, THAT MAY BE CALLED TO WAR. THEY'LL FIGHT FOR OUR FUTURE, OUR FREEDOM AND CHILDREN, FROM LAND, AIR, SEA AND SHORE. SO LIGHT A CANDLE IN A SOLDIER'S NAME, AND TO GOD OUR FATHER PRAY.. PLEASE GUIDE AND PROTECT OUR BELOVED TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. LIGHT THESE CANDLES AND SAY A PRAYER, THAT HATE AND WAR M

What Do We Know ?
Do we know We know the truth deepest held We know the line where feelings meld We know between what’s wrong and right We know there is a time to fight We know we should sow seeds of peace We know not to let selfishness gain a lease We know that when we force life to our will We know our souls become quite ill We know so little and yet so much We know that life we will all touch We know some will love us as we are We know some must go and be kept far We know that there is only this sweet moment We know that all love is heaven sent We know each our character and who we are inside Do we know life is not a destination that it is in fact a ride By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Things About Me
I was tagged by Metalmania321. Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1. I'm stuck in the 80's! 2. I love long hair on men, but hate too much hair on their bodies. 3. I'm hooked on watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and cops...gotta love em. 4. I get extremely giddy and silly when I'm overtired. 5. I'm too stubborn for my own good. 6. I'm very sentimental and a hopeless romantic.

Damn Ocd
Okay so i have this thing called Obessive compulsive disorder and so it really kicked in today at school while we where doing a project and so i was workin on my project and my teacher thought it would be a good idea to tell me what to do with it and i kinda got mad so we where fighting back and fourth about what we thought would look better and i know my idea was way better and so i freaked out on her for that and plus to add to all that OCD i didnt get much sleep last night so yea i hate having this ocd thing cause everything has to be perfect and when it kick in really bad and someone tells me what looks better when its not makes me mad lol but that was my sucky day

You Know Your Living In 2006 When!!!!
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day of work and still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn'

Your Just Gonna Love This
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a maste

Vooodooo Dick
VOOODOOOO DICK There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except.... and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vood

Sign Up For Winter Classes Men!!!!
Sign up for winter classes WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, May 12 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 ! Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Clas

6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children!
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a large mammal, it's throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reinterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each childs work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied "I am drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But know one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 3. A Sund

For Friends
WINDS Blowing wind all the day through gusting and surging always to renew Increase in power and move the trees sway back and forth caught in the breeze unseen force that moves us on guided by chance and never done leading us on through winds of fate blowing us toward things so great cease to fight and accept what is to come along the way we will meet some who enhance our lives and make us complete the plan of the eternal will be without defeat living just as we are meant to live knowing that the day is ours to give and to make the most of where we are now the divine winds will take care of us now By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Volunteers And Heros
WHAT DOES THE WORDS VOLUNTEER AND HEROS MEAN TO ME. TO ME PEOPLE THAT GIVE THEIR LIVES SELFLESSLY TO THINGS AND PEOPLE NOT WANTING ANYTHING IN RETURN. SOMEONE THAT SITS IN THE BACKGROUND NOT EXPECTING TO GET AN AWARD OR THANK YOU. SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO RISK THEIR LIVES IN SAVING OTHERS.TO ME THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT TRULY ARE SOMEONE SPECIAL. ALOT OF YOU DONT KNOW BUT I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 14 YEARS OF MY LIFE VOLUNTEERING. EITHER WITH HELPING OUT WITH VBS OR OTHER EVENTS. BUT FOR 10 OF THOSE YEARS I WAS A VOLUNTEER MEMBER OF ST. JOHN AMBULANCE HERE IN ONTARIO. WHERE IN THAT SPAN I HAVE DONE OVER 2500 HOURS. AND HELPED OUT WITH MANY EVENTS LIKE SARS, MENIGITIS OUTBREAKS AND GONE TO MANY OTHER EVENTS WHERE WE DO FIRST AID FOR THE PUBLIC. THOSE WERE TEH BEST 10 YEARS I GOT TO MEET ALOT OF PEOPLE AND GOTTEN AWARDS AS WELL. BUT TO ME THE SATISFACTION I GOT OUT OF IT WAS THE FACT I GOT TO HELP PEOPLE. AND NOW I AM A MEMBER OF THE KINSMEN CLUB OF PRESTON WHERE I AM THE CURRENT CYSTIC FI

So How Did I Get Here?
I was looking through the referral logs on my web server and found someone hotlinking one of the pictures in my images directory, probably found through a google search. I couldn't see what it was they were linking, or who was using it without signing up, so... here I am, and I was up till almost 4am it's so addicting. I had no idea a place this cool even existed. You think you've seen everything on the web and then discover a corner you'd never even heard of. Amazing.

Tag 01
I was tagged by Blackroses. heres the rules, list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1) I rather be left alone, not be alone 2) I hate my mother 3) I love more people than those who love me 4) I hurt those I love dearly... damn it... 5) People say I'm Bi-Polor 6) I love Heaven as much as I love Hell. However, when I'm no longer living, I want to be in Limbo for all Eternity!

Just Stuff No One Really Cares About. But Its There If You Are Really That Bored.
tuff — Monday, October 16, 2006 Mail I like the new mail system. I like the different catagory thing. That way I don't have to sift through all the blogs to find the messages to me. And when I want to read blogs, I can go to the blogs and find some to read.I guess I kinda did that before with the search thing, but now it's easier or whatever. People almost always fear and resist change though. Even at ft. bragg, the leaders resisted the change to the new uniforms. They fought it as long and hard as they could. While setting a bad example for everyone else. When the leaders at ft. bragg change stuff, they have this idea that the other people should support them and the changes they are making. However, they didn't do that when they were told to change. " Do as I say, not as I do. " That was going to be a new modow for us when we got to kuwait, since that's how our piece of shit first sgt was. Seems like someone should have done something to staighten those issues o

I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids
Here's your laugh for the day... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Not Being Around As Much
Hey peeps. I haven't been on much lately,but not through choice. I thought that I would leave a blog just to let you all know that I haven't forgotten about you. I am having a running feud with my current supplier over their charges and overall crappy service. They have responded by cutting my speed down to just a crawl above dial-up.If any of you are interested..(yeah right..lol)their name is Madasafish...stay well away from them, they are nothing but a con. Anyhoo..hope to get a new provider soon, and be back up to speed...so to speak. So don't think that, because I've not left any comments lately, I am ignoring you...it just takes soooooo long to post anything at the moment. Thanks for all your great comments, keep them coming, and Keep the faith. cheers...your friend Adam

Libra
...LIBRA... .Very pretty. .Very romantic. .Nice to everyone They meet. .Their Love is one of a kind. .Silly, fun and sweet. .Have own unique sexiness. .Most caring person you will ever meet! .Amazing in Bed..!!! .Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna ........ with... .u might end up crying... .the most irresistible.

Most Pathetic Blog Ever
I'm not doing so hot today... I didn't sleep well last night. My girlfriend and I are kitten-sitting a, well, an 8 week old kitten. Problem is, he donesn't get along with the cat we've already got. The little thing is cute as hell, it would be nice if it didn't think my side of the bed was it's all night playground...so then I came home this afternoon (I have no classes mondays) and I was going to take a quick one hour nap, and set my alarm accordingly. That wouldve been fine, except the power went out and I slept for four hours! No kitten to be found now, of ocurse... so my girlfriend comes home in half an hour and I can't really spend time with her 'cause I've got to make up the lost time I should have been stuying this afternoon. Arrgggg. I can't win. Gosh, that darn kitten sure is cute though....

Lalalalala
Why, do you always do this to me? Why, couldn't you just see through me? How come, you act like this Like you just don't care at all Do you expect me to believe I was the only one to fall? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even though you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need you, I need you Tell me, are you and me still together? Tell me, do you think we could last forever? Tell me, why Hey, listen to what we're not saying Let's play, a different game than what we're playing Try, to look at me and really see my heart Do you expect me to believe I'm gonna let us fall apart? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even when you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need yo

Dont Drink And Drive
people we have to stop the drinking and driving. My friend in florida was killed friday night cuz and asshole couldnt have someone esle drive. he had two other people in his truck his g/f and his friend. He was doing about 100mph when he hit my friend head on killing her instantly and killing his girlfriend hima nd his buddy lived. His buddy told him to slow down but he didnt. My friend was a beautiful girl with a good heart she would always come down to my mothers app. underneth her b/f house and visit with my kids. she treated them like they were her own and she would do anything for any one but now her life ended shortly cuz someone couldnt call a taxi or have someone else drive home

Growing Up
Lately, I've seen a lot of bulletins being posted and reposted about people, mainly guys, posting rude comments or "thinking with their dicks and not their hearts". They're guys, guys are like that 9 times out of 10 in real life, why would you expect anything different on the internet?? If anything the internet makes it easier for them to be this way. It's a fairly "anonymous" way to act anyway you want and be whatever you want to be. They may know your "nickname", but really how often, if ever, will you actually come into contact with these people? The way I see it is, if you don't want those comments don't post pictures of yourself half naked and showing your ass. If you do post pictures like that expect the comments asking to see more. Now, I'm not saying that just because you post revealing pictures that you're a whore and you deserve this treatment, but face it, that's the reality of human nature, you see a little then you want more and assumptions ARE made. So, why not i

Mine, Always Mine!
Babygurl, When you smile, it makes me smile. When you laugh, it makes me laugh. When you cry it makes me wanna cry. When your sad, it makes me sad. When you want love, I'ma give it to you. Your my everything, My world, My life. I love you more then I love brownies. Your smile brings joy to my life. Your laugh brings joy to my ears. Your cry brings tears to my eyes. Your sadness brings sadness to my heart. Kelli, I love you to death. XOXOX, .{..Courtney..}.

Whoo Hoo!
Found out this weekend that my sister's going to make me an aunt again! She's pregnant. :) I'm so thrilled! She's due in May (which incidentally is also when both our birthdays are). She's so cute, too! She always comes up with some cool way to tell everyone. This time she had her two boys outfitted in t-shirts for Thomas's third birthday party on Saturday. Nicklas's said "I'm the Big Brother," while Thomas's said, "I'm the Middle Brother." And once we figured it out, there was a lot of celebration! Holly's kids are universally adored in our family. In other news, my few days with my family in Chicago has cheered me up a lot, as did a couple conversations I really needed to have in order to get myself together and move on with my life. I'm still planning to take it easy online for awhile... I have a lot of other things I need to do, that I've been neglecting. But I'm past the bleak, dark period that had hit me hard last week and the week before. (I rarely stay depressed

Good Lc Friends
Here are a some of my good friends that love to give LC love so please feel free to do the same to them. If you need good LC love go to there site and Do the following..... RATE THEM ADD THEM BECOME FANS BOMB THERE PAGES THE BIG BAD WOLF@ LostCherry Tazzy@ LostCherry FéLoN¥ ™@ LostCherry ♥ Cherokee Redhead ♥@ LostCherry ¢ÓLÏ(v)Ï¨¢¢Ó¢â@ LostCherry When you--♠~~Ðrink~of~£ifes~ßlooÐ~~♠You will be mine forever...an eternity@ LostCherry ~~§8ens Lil Helper~~@ LostCherry

Tagged
I was tagged by blackroses. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1.Im stuck in the 80's! 2. i hate needles, but crave to get inked! 3. i run like a duck! 4. i shot my self in the ass with a 22. (dont ask) 5. i live to watch the TV show Cops! 6. to me there is no other team then the blackhawks, and the sox!

Tag!!! Read Now Ppl...
I was chosen by AUTOBAHMS =p....Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1.) I L.O.V.E subway! and the ppl there know me...heck the owner knows me now..and my sammich. 2.)I am addicted to ketchup on almost everything. white rice, pizza, eggs, even a sammich if i feel like it =) lol 3.)i am petrified and horrified of zombies. if i see them in a movies i cry or shake usually. but i love being scared. so i never stop watching...but i really hope zombies never eat me...ya 4.)When i was little i used to cry myself to sleep thinkin' i would spontaniously combust...i still am afriad of that. but eh...when you die you die..but wouldnt it suck to burn? geesh... 5.)I genuinly love everyone. Even if you burn me or stab me in the back i'll always have love for you. especially if you were ever a freind. when i reach a certain point in a

# 7
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%Average40%A Sicko30%A WUSS !!30%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Lips Of An Angel
Honey why are you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why are you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those wordsa it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard t

Game
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! dont like ice in my drinks brutely honest...if you dont want an honest answer dont ask me very outspoken..speak my mind on a regular basis :) in the last 4 yrs i have totaled 3 cars...none of the accidents were my fault at times i am clausterphobic i hate jello!!!!!! 1. man in black 2. wizard 3. tdubb 4. emerald nights 5. onehotty 6. onehottysman

Fuck
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# 6
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon83%Mermaid75%Angel67%Dragon58%WereWolf33%Faerie33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com