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Leveling Someone Is Much Easier Than You Would Think... Take A Look (repost)
Anyone else know if these statistics are right? --------------------------------------------- orginal message Okay heres the deal, Im starting the push to my next level. I need a little over 9600 pts. I have done some research and have found the following 1. Photo Comment is 5 pts. 2. Photo Ratings is 5 pts. 3. User Comment is 7 pts 4. If you become my fan is 10 Pts. I have 948 friends... and 78 photos, I will be adding more shortly. I know not every one of you has rated all of my photos. I not asking everyone to rate and comment every one of my pics that takes a long time and a lot of effort to do. Keep in mind that a rating and comment is worth 10 points together. 960 of those will put me over the top. so if each person on my friends list rated and commented on one photo, that would be enough... 450 people rate / comment 2 etc... each comment / rate you do brings down the number required. Also take into consideration 7 pts for a user comment. One photo rate

Am I Good Looking Or Not?
do any girls on LC think im good looking? and be honest i wont get mad i just want to know the truth cuz some ppl i think lie to me and tell me i am if they really think im not. cuz i know that im not.

Male/female Definitions
Important Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An

True Love
True Love is hard to find and trust in a woman or a man because of trust and failure to love and trust each other it does tend to make it harder on a woman who loves and cares for a man and or is pregnant. No 1 wants to be alone but its hard for some men to love and care for a woman if she gains weight or gets preg its not fare to her when he takes off after this and jumps to another woman. A woman should never feel she needs to down grade her self or destroy her self esteem or even body or loose alot of weight to keep a man happy its bad when a man just wants a trophy woman to show off with to his friends and such. A woman is beautiful no matter her body shape or even skin color or even if she's a single mom with kids. True love is built on trust and love and caring we need more of this in the world because life is hard enough on all of us rather its work or school or even being out in public plus if there are kids envoled true love is even more important..Jay

Bur Bur Dur
Eh, work was just blah...nothing exciting like usual. Boring boring boring.. Oh, so this one dude came up to me while I was doing some testings, he asked me if I had a problem with Chris? I'm all thinking, "who the fuck is Chris?" But instead I asked him who Chris was... I could barely understand what this dude was talking about... he talks like uhh like how some black people rappers would talk? I dunno..can't really explain it...I had a hard time understanding him. He showed me who Chris was.. I also told him that I had no idea that I made this "Chris" dude feel that way and if I did, then I was sorry. I had no idea. Then I started thinking, "Wait, I don't even talk to this dude!!" Or if I have...it was just work bullshit... Fuckin' guys are weird... Then again, I'm pretty blind when it comes to guys. I still won't forget when Rich told me one of his friends thought I was hot and was about to do something until he found out that I was with Rich. Me??? Hot??? HA HA HA HA HA

Test For Smart People.....
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

It's A Much Better Day For Me
Thru out life we have to deal with difficult situation, Some much easier than others. For those of you reading that know me you know what i have been going thru and for those who dont just know that it sucks. Today i have awoke a new being inside my self. One that will no longer dread and sulk on the past and the what could have's. Today there is a new light that is brighter than i have even seen it. So i gather up all that i am and all that i was and smash them together again to form what all of you know as the strong women that i am. Putting one foot in front of the other. Im relieved that i have made a commitment to myself to be optimistic about what my future holds for me. And to open my eyes becuase my happiness may be closer than i think. To all of you who have kept me grounded these last few weeks i am greatly appreciative. It means alot to have good friends that care so much about your well being. For all of those who worried about me, dont! I am back and i am bett

Witches Reed Of Chivalry-bullitin
Witches Reed of Chivalry -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Insofar as the Craft of the Wise is the most ancient and most honorable creed of humankind, it behooves all who are Witches to act in ways that give respect to the Old Gods, to their sisters and brothers of the Craft, and to themselves. Therefore, be it noted that: Chivalry is a high code of honour which is of most ancient Celtic Pagan origin, and must be lived by all who follow the Old ways. It must be kenned that thoughts and intent put forth on this Middle-Earth will wax strong in other worlds beyond, and return... bringing into creation, on this world, that which had been sent forth. Thus one should exercise discipline, for "as ye sow, so shall ye reap." It is only by preparing our minds to be as Gods that we can ultimately attain godhead. "This above all...to thine own self be true...." A Witch's word must have the validity of a signed and wit

"mosh"
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible with liberty and justice for all... It feels so good to be back.. I scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, re-energize and rewind I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft Slash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap acts Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mr. kisses ass crack, he's a class act Rubber band man, ye

Any Sexii Blk Georgia Women?
I'M LOOKING 4 A SEXY ASS *BLK GIRL* IN GEORGIA...MMMM THAT CARAMEL JUST TASTE SO GOOD YUMMY!!!!....WELL I'M OUT YALL LADIES JUST HIT ME UP...IF YA WANNA CHAT ON AOL...MY SCREEN NAME IS *WHITEBOYINGA*....WELL I'M OUT...MUAHZ HUGZ & KISS 1

Hubby Needs Friends
My hubby needs help and lovin from the cherry love line. He is hardly got friends showing him love. So all you cherry lovers please feel free to show him some love. http://lostcherry.com/timberwolf6 Big Bad Wolf

Go Show Him That He Has Tons Of Friends
My baby (Cystic Fibrosis SUX@ LostCherry) has been sick for the last 4 weeks he was on IV antibiotics here at home for 3 of those, well he wasnt and hasent gotten any better. The past couple of days has been really hard on him and he has been having lots of trouble breathing and has started coughing up blood, which he hasent done in the 5 years that we have been together. Well needless to say I took him to the emergency room and they admitted him today. He has lots of friends and fans on his page and i have sent shouts to some of them, whether hes friends with mine or not how about everyone go and show him some love to cheer him up IF hes able to get online when hes feeling better int he hospital...I would greatly appreciate for all of my friends to go and show him some love, all I need is for him to get depressed on top of being very sick and Very scared. Thanks for taking your time to read this and keep him and us in your prayers. Much love to you all...Have a great weekend and a gre

Vanity Edit
Vanity In the mirror so vain she smiles, her lips curl beautifully. Touch of perfume here then there, she’s finally almost ready. Makeup bag tipped Upside down, scattered helplessly. Mirror shattered to the ground, now her face she cannot see. Crawling feeling touching glass, lying so lifelessly. She had taken that one last look and gave into vanity. This is an EDIT of my original Vanity poem, I changed some things and now it runs a little smother and makes more sense. Copyright Christina Miller 2006

When I Look At You
Red hot lover Deep purple moon Headed towards salvation Beautiful butterfly erupting from cocoon Ecstasy kicking in Longing in your eyes Temptation outweighing me, Under sapphire skies Your taste Your touch So wonderful and erotic The attraction’s almost too much Red, raw passion Sexual ecstasy Feels so true You unleash me In your arms Yet, so very free My passion for you, Will forever be.

A Last Post Tonight !
It is old but good ... so I just figured to give ya all something nice to dream on ! PHYSICAL LOVE Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in you beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds

Step One
Well this is the first of perhaps many phases of my new blogging experince. I have have as probaly most of the users have had past lives with apps suchs as myspace.com' but one can grow of all the bull shit it spreads with its adds and cop drama. So here i stand takeing this first step' with but fear and cunning' redy to embark on what may become. And yes, this is alot of useless babbel.. thats how i roll. yep. well i got to go do something of use, so i bid all those who actualy took the time to get this far a good day' ONE.

What Every Sub/ Slave Should Know
Blackboard Lessons I will not make funny noises when Master is on the phone. I will not expel gas and blame it on Master. I will not make up cutesy names for Master's whips, floggers, or paddles. I will not put Master's blindfold on the Cat. I will not try and give away any of Master's toys. I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Master is flogging me. I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies. I will not hide the remote from Master. I will not snore while scening with Master. I will not drool when we go into the leather shop. I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Master orders me to do something. I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Master. I will not drop kick Master's dog. I will not use Master's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind. I will not poke Master and say "Oh! Oh! Oh!" when we pass a sales rack in Wal-Mart.

Anti Love Poem
This Was Wrote By a girl Who, Is On my List In MY space, Who Saw Just How BAD i was hurting.. sent this in a Bulletin..i Loved It.. Hope you Do to.. The Anti Love Poem My heart a broken vessel, my emotions a wreck. The next guy who hurts me, I'll break his fucking neck. I've heard all the excuses, the bullshit, the lies. If I have to hear another, I'll gouge out my eyes. "You're such a great listener, and such a great friend" You know what? Fuck it! I give up! That's it, that's the end! So screw all your somedays, and the "It's just not your turn" Because "love" is a fantasy, and in hell shall it burn!

You Are An Awesome Presence
The most magical time of your life is right now. This moment is yours, just as the majesty of your being is yours to have, hold, and cherish. Look in the mirror today. Are you not stunning? Are you not an outrageous, amazing, darkness defying beautiful creation? Look in the mirror today... now... right now. Look long, hard... fully. See you. Know you. Love you. Set aside any maddness that tries to take you from your greatest experience and spit into the darkness. Carry only the majesty of you with you. It is better than a credit card. Carry it forward. Take it with you. Live it, breathe it. Let it flow... just breathe it in and then let it go... all through you, that extraordinary you. Take not one moment for granted, lest you miss that moment. You are worth uncountable unspeakable explosions in time and space. Explode upon the scene in your own life today. You are an extraordinary being living in a proposed mix of occassional madness, hurricane-like sadness,

Saga Of My Tears
I sit all alone in this room As memories unfold Tears streaming down my face again This pain never grows old Some say it's a state of mind But it's my heart that really hurts I only aim to please you all But what's a smile really worth? This is the story of my life The saga of my tears A story told a thousand times Remade over the years If you listen up closely Maybe you might hear The beating of my heart And the saga of my tears They say that life's a trip I hit the ground face first Lost everything I ever wanted But it could have been worse Or that's what they tell me Do they sit alone in the dark? Or stare into broken mirrors Thinking it's the pieces of their heart This is the story of my life The saga of my tears A story told a thousand times Remade over the years If you listen up closely Maybe you might hear The beating of my heart And the saga of my tears This is the saga of my tears A saga that never ends This a

I Love You N Miss You Dj Rip
Yesterday marked the 4month anniversary since my baby brother passed away and sometimes I wonder is it ever going to get any easier?? I love and miss him so much he had a full life ahead of him....He passed away from a drowning accident that he had June 10,2006. He spent 3 days in emmc in Bangor PICU then he passed away June 13,2006. I layed my head on his chest when they unplugged him from all machines and his heart beat for the last time.....It was the hardest and worse day of my life...I am thinking about him alot lately and wish that I would just wake up and find out this is all just one really bad nightmare and hes not gone....I love you and miss you so much DJ. He graduated on June 4,2006 from MCI high school and may 25th from skowhegan regional vocational school for carpentry I am was so proud of him he made something of his life and yet he had to go I guess atleast hes not here on this cruel and hateful earth...I enjoy this site everyone seems to be really friendly and it helps

*korn: The Cure 4what Ails Me*
KORN MUTHAFUKIN ROCKS!! I am watchin Korn on PPV. FUCKIN RIGHTEOUS!! (is that how that's spelled??) Iv got it full blast! Gawd it feels like I'm there! Unabashedly bangin my head, screamin da words right along wit Jonathan! (He just brought out his bagpipes! lol) I can feel all da stress, tension, pain n anger Iv been strugglin wit flowin outta me!! (oh F**k! they just broke in2 Metallica's ONE!) It pisses me off that I still haven't seen Korn live *GRRR!* I had tix 2c em wit LINKIN PARK back in Aug of 2004 but I got sick n hospitalized da mornin of da show. WHAT ROTTEN F***IN LUCK I HAVE!! I walked outta da hospital but returned a few hrs l8r when my health took an undeniable turn 4da worst. (Another Brick In Da Wall....) After my emergency surgery, I was informed of how lucky n SMART I was not 2ignore my symptoms any longer. If I had dragged my sick ass 2da concert, my gallbladder woulda burst 4sure n I probly wouldnta seen Korn or LP anyway! :( Its funny now. it wasn't then.

Show My Brother Who's New The The Site Some Lc Love, Please!
Everyone, please take a moment and welcome my brother (yes real brother in blood lol, not a friend term) to the LC!! please visit his page and leave him a few comments and votes!! Let's show him just how awesome this place is! shorty@ LostCherry

Be A Good Cherry Friend... Ettiquette ,be Good!
1. If your cherry friend leaves you a comment, please leave them one too. 2. If your cherry friend leaves you a photo comment, leave them one too. 3. If you have not rated your cherry friends profile, do so!! 4. If your cherry friend leaves you a message, leave them one too. 5. If your cherry friend needs a vote, give it to them. 6. If your cherry friend gives you a vote, tell them thanks!! 7. If your cherry friend makes an ass of him/herself... Ignore them the first time, we all have a bad fkn day. And if I am your cherry friend... Love to ya... If not maybe I wanna be. feel free to repost.

New Tag Game!
Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment they'll so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes 1. I cannot eat Mexican food unless I have limes. 2. I sang alot in high school and got to state championships doing solos. I can sing in front of a very large group of strangers but have a very hard time doing it in front of even a few friends. 3. I bite my nails constantly. 4. I'm very outgoing online, but very shy in person. 5. I don't get bitchy when I'm PMSing... I get depressed and emotional. 6. I don't get along with girls very often, most girls are bitches. I've learned now that not all.... but most. People i want to play: Justin, Twisted, Jane, John, Leadfoot and Chris. Ummm I don't know very many people well on here so whatever.

I Don't Care If I Lose Friends Over This(repost)
Month One Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy

Robert
My on again off again boyfriend of four years has been in Lancaster, Ohio and Ive been in Akron for the past 10 months. He brought me back up here because he said both of us had to get out lives straight. I have changed alot in just that short amount of time. Robert said that Joey, his stepbrother is going to jail for the next two months and he cant afford the upkeep on the house and his car payment is already 3 months behind. He called me not too long ago and told me that he's moving in with an ex of ten years. He ran his mouth (flirted with her to get his way.) She wants to get back with him and he doesnt. He says he'll have to sleep with her if he wants to keep the roof over his head and she doesnt know about me. If she did (he said) she wouldnt kick him out... But he has done this before...he was going to school in Lorain, Ohio and he went to this swinginger party and went down on a chick...but at least now he doesnt want to...He says he loves me but I think we should seperate fo

More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
Manipulation — Saturday, October 14, 2006 LOng rambling, but the first part is ok though. Some people see it as such a bad thing. Everyone has some controll over the people around them though, wether they realize it or not. The way you treat others, and the way you talk to them, what you say to them has a significant effect on the way they act. Not just even towards you, but to other people do. If you piss someone off, they are more likly to be pissy to even their friends and family that day. And if you smile at someone, or cheer them up, they are more likly to be happy, and be more easy going later on. So knowing how you affect other people, is what some may call manipulation. Having this knowledge now, you just ate from the apple. ( even though it seems like common sense to me ) Manipulation is an adaptive skill that came from my envirement. It didn't start out as a consense thing, as usually it still isn't. But over time, I saw observed various things in regaurd to

Dream To Be Fulfilled
Dreams Of You Soaring High upon winds carried aloft Clouds white and looking ever so soft Blue sky and sun warmth great to feel These are the days the dreams become real Dreams of peace and joy that we must share Of love and contentment knowing you care Lost in your eyes and liking the way you look at me Feeling joy inside your touch sets me free I want to melt into your arms and let go of all time Touch in sweet passion ecstasy so sublime Lost in a timeless moment leaving all behind Nothing of the past ever brought to mind Kisses sweet and deep that feed the fire Wanting to be carried away on dreams of desire Seeking that which is only in you Sweet joy and peace long over due Kissing and holding till eternities end Seeking to be with my one greatest friend Nothing to touch how I feel deep inside One who makes me feel safe never wanting to hide Alas all was not as it has seemed I awake now knowing it’s just something I dreamed Can dreams come true ? My hear

Written In Divorce
Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I don’t know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies One who shares their heart without need to di

Profiling...
History Quiz, Please Take History Quiz, Please Take Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual events from history. They actually happened! Do you remember? 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by: a. Superman b. Jay Leno c. Harry Potter d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: a. Olga Corbett b. Sitting Bull c. Arnold Schwarzenegger d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: a. Lost Norwegians b. Elvis c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: a. John Dillinger b. The King of Sweden c. The Boy Scouts d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 5. In 1983, the US Mar

Of The Children
Daily Heart Break That time of day is here again and I go through it all again I hate this most and have no choice, for I must feel the pain I wonder if it would be better if I left and went away from here It is a selfish thought I know but I miss them both so dear My heart it breaks everyday and I've lost count how many times I am sure I would be a rich man if for everyone I had the dimes Of all that keeps me going and facing this travesty of life It is the love of those two angels, held hostage by demon wife How one who professed eternal love inside her hatred stirs Could live with the hurt she causes as if the right was hers I have lost all the pity I once felt for this bankrupt soul She has authored my greatest pain and left me with a hole The hole I can not fill with all the distractions in a day I fight with the madness in my mind and look for a new way I seek in prayer and talk to god and ask for mercy please I have done this in all earnest while

Vanity
In the mirror so vain She smiles Her lips curl beautifully. Touch of perfume Here there Finally almost ready. Makeup bag tipped Upside down scattered helplessly. Mirror shattered To the ground Now she can't see. Crawling feeling Touching glass Lying lifelessly. She had taken That one last look And gave into vanity. Hahaha. I should stop writing today, I think I am in a morbid mood. Again Copyright Christina Miller 2006

Girl Raped In Crobar (nyc)
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drugs effects are not temporary- They are p

What A Kiss Means
What a KISS means *Kiss on the belly----"yes im on my way down" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"i want to keep you forever" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"lets fuck" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"she/he is mines" *A wink ---"wanna go somewhere else?!?!?" *Slap on the Butt ---"wanna hook up" *Playing with the Ear --- "I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"I wanna be with u" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"Your mine and I'm never letting go" *Laughing while Kissing --"I am completley Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

A Game
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I love The Nightmare Before Christmas.. If I was a cartoon character, I would marry him, lol. 2. I can wiggle my nose like a mouse. 3. I am weirdly obsessed with with HIM and BLINK 182 4. I tend to day dream about the weirdest things. 5. I am outgoing when it goes to talking to a guy, but shy when I go to kiss them, lol 6. I am obsessed with goth/punk guys. Gerard Way and Travis Barker for example... ahhhh I'm tagging the following people: crazydave wolfspirit ‹(`·_Howling WolveS_·´)› Pirate Jim Sinful Big-E ~~Juggalo Homie~~

Life In General
Has actually been very pleasant all this week. The tons of drama that has been occurring and re-occurring has finally seemed to work itself out of my life. My divorce is going well, we filed the terms for the divorce on Friday and that was very easy to do. We don't even have to appear in front of a judge, come January 4th we are all finished. How, odd that such a major change in your life can be taken care of so easily. Hell, even the division of property seems to be going well, my ex didn't even argue any of the things I asked her for yesterday. That made my life that much easier. On another note, I met a wonderful woman online a couple of weeks ago. We've been chatting more and more online, and even started talking on the phone this week. In fact, I've been up till 5am almost every day this week just taling with her. It's been really amazing. We met for some quick brunch on Wednesday and that went wonderfully. So we decided to go out last night to a comedy club. I just h

From The Heart....
The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Ps.46:7 "Emmanuel, God with us," this means everything to us. What a broad foundation does it lay for our faith. What a hope big with immortality does it place before the believing soul. God with us in Christ Jesus to accompany us every step of the journey to heaven. The Holy Spirit with us as a comforter, a guide in our perplexities, to soothe our sorrows, and shield us in temptation. "O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God!" God commanded Moses for Israel, "Let them make Me a sanctuary, that I may dwell among them," and He abode in the sanctuary, in the midst of His people. Through all their weary wandering in the desert, the symbol of His presence was with them. So Christ set up His tabernacle in the midst of our human encampment. He pitched His tent by the side of the tents of men, that He might dwell among us and make us familiar with His divine character and life. . . . Since J

It's Great To Be Canadian.....
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties. 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp. 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down. 4. Baseball is Canadian. 5. Lacrosse is Canadian. 6. Hockey is Canadian. 7. Basketball is Canadian. 8. Apple pie is Canadian. 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans Back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and Hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, So we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or Withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only pe

Buried
Time lost I held my breath Anticipation There's nothing left Scratching Screaming Surfacing tears, Lost Dreaming Heartwretching fear. Gasping Falling It's over now The last flower Dropped Into the ground. Slightly morbid? I think so. That one JUST now came out of nowhere... At least it wasn't about a lost love, right? Oh and BTW Copyright Christina Miller 2006

The Party That Never Stops
DJ ANIDEX, THE HOTTEST DJ EVER! SPINNING THE HOTTTEST BEATS ON TEMPTATION X RADIO > TURN UP YOUR PLAYER FOR ONE AMAZING SHOW WITH DJ ANIDEX > > DJ ANIDEX LIVE ON TEMPTATION X RADIO! > > TEMPTATION X RADIO > THE TOP MUSIC WITH THE MOST APPEALING DJ’S AND THE SEXIEST CROWD EVER.

Thanx 4 Tha Add All Y'all
HEY THIS IS M - LOC AND I JUST CAME UP IN THIS BITCH TO SAY THANX TO ALL THE PEEPS THAT DONE ADDED THIS KILLA TO THEY SHIT AND BECAME A HOMIE AIGHT SO , HIT ME UP AND ILL SEE YA ALL LATERZ PEACE AND MCL ~ LOC

Passions
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living.

Bag After Bag
How out of groceries were we? Granted, I drive a Corrola, but my trunk isn't that small. It was full. It took me four trips up the stairs to unload everything... and that does not include the pumpkins, which are still in my backseat. Goodness knows I needed three more. Five is okay... maybe I need another. Six is good. Seven is a magic number. I shall contemplate this more. I only missed five items on my page-and-a-half long grocery list. $7 for a thimble-sized jar of ground cloves? I think not! I also need pizza crusts and would like a wrist-cushion mousepad and some whole wheat flour for baking. The printer paper? Fuck that, I'm taking a pack from work! :) Watch out for me on the roads... I'm the girl driving with her elbows while trying to floss the incredibly painful popcorn hull out of her gums.

Poetry
My Comforter by Emily Jane Bronte Well hast thou spoken, and yet not taught A feeling strange or new; Thou hast but roused a latent thought, A cloud-closed beam of sunshine brought To gleam in open view. Deep down, concealed within my soul, That light lies hid from men; Yet glows unquenched--though shadows roll, Its gentle ray cannot control-- About the sullen den. Was I not vexed, in these gloomy ways To walk alone so long? Around me, wretches uttering praise, Or howling o'er their hopeless days, And each with Frenzy's tongue;- A brotherhood of misery, Their smiles as sad as sighs; Whose madness daily maddened me, Distorting into agony The bliss before my eyes! So stood I, in Heaven's glorious sun, And in the glare of Hell; My spirit drank a mingled tone, Of seraph's song, and demon's moan; What my soul bore, my soul alone Within itself may tell! Like a soft, air above a sea, Tossed by the tempest's stir; A thaw-wind, melting quietly The s

I Wont.....will You
Never forget my brothers who are in Afghanistan. They are fighting and shall Never Be Forgotten. Please take time to read this, and repost. As you all know I am a squad leader, currently serving in Afghanistan. Been here for 6 months now, but this is by no means my first combat tour. In a span of 3 days, I saw 4 soldiers fight, and loose their lives in combat. A lot of people like to say that they were fighting for their country. While I agree with that, there is also more to it than that. People always seem to overlook the rest of that statement. These soldiers died so that their brothers next to them could live. At the time of their deaths they were not thinking that they are helping a nation fight terrorism, rather they died knowing that they were protecting the rest of us who fought beside them. One man died reloading one of our heavy weapon systems. He knew that the operation of that weapon was vital to the safety of the rest of the platoon. At that moment, self sacrifice was w

This Is An Important Survey For My Research Class Please Help!
Okay guys….I need some help I am conducting a survey for a class essay and I need some feed back from all of you will you guys help me out? Here is a questionnaire please fill it out and e-mail it back to my in box please. And guys please be serious...this class is important to me. Thanks guys. Topic is: Teen Birth control 1.Do you have children? If so what are their ages? 2.Would you take them to get birth control? 3.Do you feel birth control should be provided to minors with out parental consent? 4.Should our kid's schools provide birth control? If yes, what birth controls should be offered? -Condoms -Female condoms -Spermicides -Sponges 5. Do you think that you health department or free clinics should parents be notifed if a minor request birth control? 6. Do you think by schools providing birth control they are promoting promiscuity in teens? 7. What do you know about the risks of teen pregnan

Walls
Walls Protected behind walls I build years of pain my trust is killed By those I've trusted with my life stabbed in the heart with a rusty knife Betrayed by the ones who's love I desired pain leaving me cold, alone and so tired Of being open with any I know too well walls of safety to be free from the hell I can not tear them down for knowing the threat is real and the signs are showing All the reasons they are still there and still valid though I'm unaware As to why I would still want these walls none can know without taking the falls That I have been though with issues of trust my unwanted pain has turned love to dust Blowing away in the gentle breeze Cooled down till the point of freeze When nothing of what was can remain the lesson is learned through walls of pain By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Hmmm
Ok i'm going to rant for a second and then im logging off! I don't know if i will come back. My private pics are now locked up and will be deleted, i do not appreciate being called names when i wont open them for just anyone. and secondly, im not going to rate anymore of the people in bulletins or blasts or who stop by my page, they never bother to return the favor and its just a waste of my time, and energy. I have rated pics and profiles for several ppl and they have never even come by to rate even my profile much less one pic. and lastly i will no longer repost bulletins unless they are not pimp outs or this guy did this because i was called several names over the last two days for doing so. To my real friends on my list, i know who you are and i love you all to death. And IF i do come back you are the ones who will receive comments and ratings for your pics from me. If any of you wish to remove me please do. I'm sick of getting blamed for things i never started andbeing called name

Boyfriend Appliction
BASIC INFORMATION 1. Name 2. Age 3. Height 4. Weight 5. Eye color 6. Measurements 3. Natural hair color 4. Current hair color WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY.. 1. hair 2.eyes 3.personallity 3.face 4.body CONTACT INFORMATION Myspace: Msn, Aim, Yahoo? Email REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU 37. What is your idea of a perfect date in three sentences orless? 38. Explain why I should pick you as my boyfriend in one sentence: 39. List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position: 40. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically one with me?

Have You Ever....
Q1) Given a homeless person anything? yes Q2) Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out? yes Q3) Had sex with more than one person in a day? no Q4) Cheated? yes Q5) Dated two people at once? yes Q6) Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before? yup Q7) Failed more than one class? nope Q8) Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? yup Q9) Hooked up with someone from a different race? yupperz Q10) Ran around naked outside? haha... no... Q11) Scubadived? Q12) Snorkled? no... Q13) Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? yes Q14) Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning? no Q15) Threw up from alcohol? yupperz Q16) Been suspended from school? yup Q17) Kissed someone of the same sex? yes Q18) Gone Commando? no Q19) If you're a guy,let a girl paint your toenails? im a gurl Q20) Met someone famous? yea Q21) Saved someone's life? kinda Q22) Seen someone die? ...yes Q23) Killed someone! nope

Rich/way Upperclass
1-22 =ghetto 23-33 =average 34-44 =spoiled 45+= rich/way upperclass PUT AN x BY THE THINGS YOU HAVE THEN ADD UP YOUR TOTAL [x] Mother [x] Father [x] Sister [x] Brother [x] Nephew [x] Niece [x] Cell phone [x] Own bathroom [x] Own room [x] 3 story house [x] Swimming pool [x] hot tub [x] Guest room [x] Computer, Laptop or desktop in your room [x] TV in your room TOTAL: 15 [x] full or bigger bed [x] More than 5 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [x] Watch [x] mp3 player/iPod [x] Ps2 [x] Xbox [x] Nintendo DS or PSP [x] Gameboy Advance [x] Gamecube TOTAL: 10 [x] Basketball hoop [x] air hockey table [x] Pool table [x] Ping pong table [x] pinball machine [x] Fooseball table [x] trampoline [x] Own a surfboard/wakeboard/snowboard/skateboard etc TOTAL: 8 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [x] DVD player [x] have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister [x] get 100$ a month [x] shop at AE [x] Owns a gucci, dooney & bourke, louis vuit

Fill This Out
1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist: 7. Dirty or Clean: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 5. What is your favorite memory of us? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. have you heard any rumors of me lately? 11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would you drive across country with me? 14. Do you think I'm attractive? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Would you come over

This Ones For U Baby
I'm sorry I've been so hard to live with lately...... this is a difficult time for me right now, and sometimes I take my frustrations out on you. That isn't fair, because you don't dereve to be treated that way at all. I'm trying to learn to think before i speak, but i don't aways catch myself in time. I just want you to know I certainly don't mean to hurt you. I want to LOVE YOU the way you deserve to be loved, and i hope you'll give me the chance to show you that..... because you mean the world to me. I wish i could go back in time.... back to those unspolied moments in our relationship before hurt ever touched our hearts, before doubt ever entered our minds. Beacuse if i could go back and start from those moments once more, i would hold you longer, never miss a chance to tell you how much you mean to me... and i would never, ever hurt you. But i know we

Thanks
Just want to say a big thanks to all the family's for their warm welcomes and rates Thanks for showing me the love and i promise i'll get to all of yours Probably won't be on later tonite, but hope everyone has a wonderful night Bites & Kisses to all of you

Rose
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Ok I Know Some Of You Dont Bother
Ok I know some of you dont bother to read my profile but you read blogs so here it goes. Here are questions I get asked alot that are answered in my profile, Yes ladies and gents, I read profiles so no one can blast me with I dont read them neither. But there is some other stuff in here thats not in my profile as well. 1. Yes I did serve in the military, I was in the United States Marine Corps. 2. Yes I served time overseas, 3 out of 4 yrs, the last 2 mainly in war zones, both Afghanistan and Iraq. 3. My "primary" job in the Corps may have been a cook but I did other jobs such as security, embarking, supply, mmo, and any working party under the sun except burn shit in Iraq. 4. Yes I live in ORANGE COUNTY, NY, Same county as OCC (Orange County Choppers) or American Chopper. 5. I live 15 mins away from the Original 1969 Woodstock site in Sullivan County NY. Umm I believe thats it for now, but if more come up I will add to this or mke a new bulletin

Friends
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Sex With Me...
A little freestyle for my lovely ladies, you know that with me there are no maybies Hugs and kisses to all my sweet babies... players play on, go ahead and hate me I'm a man of romance and unrelentless passion There is no hesitation, I'm a man of action I show you love, satisfaction and pure compassion I outlast the masses with my tongue lashins... You know how I do, go down south and lap it up please me the same, I love my dick sucked I'll be very gentle, then get a lil rough Make ginger love and the hard core fuck... I give you a bath of roses and spice Just to show you I can be real nice You know I'm naughty, been bitten more than twice Take my advice and roll the dice on me I take you to fantasy Pleasure is certain, grip my ecstasy Sexual sensations never felt with anyone except ME.

Gestation Period
An interesting "coincidence" ... Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the Federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, roughly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. I hope that this information has cleared up a lot of things that have been troubling you.

I Am A Hypocrite
Lets get it out of the way right now. First things first I am a hypocrite. At times, I do do things that violate my beliefs. Just having beliefs even strong beliefs gives me plenty of opportunity to be one, a hypocrite.. in fact it is quite natural for me. Shoot, most people would say its a good thing to be perfect.. Not that they can be just that it would be good. There is no way I will live up to the standards that I believe to be good and true and righteous 100% of the time. So I am taking the pressure off. I believe you should do everything right all the time. But I don't. I am a Hypocrite. There that felt better. I have good reason for this. You see my mind and my body tend to disagree alot. My mind makes more sense but my body is much stronger at times. But my mind sees the end of the trail that my body can't see. A big cliff. Invitations to go place my body wants so badly too see, mind says run (but can it be really that bad) No one knows, oh except the people

What Would Be Nice...
So it would be a nice feature that if someone uploads an adult photo (assuming they flagged it as adult) it would say "So and so updated their ADULT photos" instead of just photos. There is nothing worse than sitting in class or in the same room as my grandmother, clicking to see someones new photos and a giant (or small lol) cock pops up on the screen, or some other graphic pornography. I don't care so much when I am alone, but it's kind of bad when others are around. Just a thought ;)

Rawr.
I have such a headache dude. Its painful. I took 4 excedrin migrane. Plus i fell and got hurt pretty bad. But ill be fine, its just some pain, so i took some pills for that. So give me an hour and ima be out of it. These last few days have been horrible. Seriously. Everythings falling apart. My best friends sick. Im scared of losing her. My real dads coming around more but i think somethings up, like he ither wants something or has something to tell me so im not liking it much. My grandparents are being assholes. My little brothers are being shit heads. They keep beating each other up and i cant take anymore man. The puppy is sick, so ive got that to deal with. And i feel like shit. =/ Ugh. Someone save me. Kim i love you. I wish i could make you better :( Dear heart, stop caring so much. Dear mind, Stop thinking. Dear body, FUCKING WORK DUDE. Dear god, protect kim, make all her pain stop, she doesnt deserve this, keep her safe. Amen. I love you kim

Lost/missed Friends
Just a Place I thought I would post names of some people I have lost touch with. Tami Kaiser ~ Brian and Cheyenne's mom. Kelli Douglas ~ Fletcher punk Victoria, Veronica, Valerie and Monica Gideon ~ Orange Park pals Nathan Alford ~ Tennessee pal from elementary school. Lisa Olinger~ The little sis I never had...miss you.

Music
I grew up on Rock n Roll, which is now considered classic rock. I love Metal, Hard Rock, Alternative, even some Pop. I absolutely HATED country until a few years ago. I like a few artists, but I can not get over the WHINING that is in a lot of that music. (This coming from a girl who grew up not too far from NASHVILLE.) Go figure. What do you like?

Well..
ok so its funny everything u think u know u dont... its amazing how life changes when u thought u lost someoen and u didnt but the question is....does love havea chance...will love be there always...heh who knows...my opinion as u know is love aint done shit but brought problems...but maybe my mind can be changed...the things ive done and everything makes me wonder why karma is so good right now...but makes me fear karma in the end will be a bitch already has been once...but i say fuck it lets see what happens...in the end it amazes me but all i can say is 2 words i dont liek saying...but im sorry for everything and one day hope that life will be better...anyways shutting up now :D hehe hope this makes sense cause well i speak but hell i cant make sense of half the shit i say or write lmao

An Update...
Well..I may be able to accept that full time job after all. I found out that it IS on the same busline that I'm using for my current job. I called Joe, and left him a voice message...So we shall see what happens. Hopefully I'll have some GOOD luck for a change. *HAHAHAHAHA* ~*Kathy*~

Video Updates
See Mistress Jezebel Domme 3 ppl in my new vid now up for sale on www.clips4sale.com/store/7768 Watch as I domme 1 woman and two men... lots of fun to be seen in this one. Don't hesitate to check out my Forced Orgasm and Bondage vid's as well.

Time And Patience With Love
I didnt want to wake up cause i was dreaming of you. Looking forword to the time when your days are no longer blue. My heart has cried like a tiger who has lost his soulmate. It echoes out in the forest reverberating and stirring everybody about. I know you'll find the back I believe in you still. Dont ever give up cause I know you have the will. You will find the peace to make your soul be still and calm

Fuck My Family....
God first they wake me up at 9:00 when i went to be aroundd....5 in the morring.. and then they take me shopping for shit i could go on my own time..then make me go shopping for a lazyboy chair.....and well i am a little bitchy ...then chris yells at mt...and well that just adds on to my ander...well i got to go... Love robyn

Let This Be The Compass To My Center--old Poems Revised And Re-posted
Current mood: creative Category: Writing and Poetry After interacting with myspacers for about a year now, I have come to realize why my writing is largely ignored: my writing is all based on either random perceptions or collective reflections, yet they lack a "definition" for the reader to embrace or reject. As a good purg, I am against putting any collection of written words--or spoken words--in a box by defining them in one specific way. People who do that, IMHO, are not only prone to putting words in a box, but ideals as well. You'd be likely to set "Virtue" apart from the concept of "peace", if you prefer to assume such a Nook-ish, defined outlook on life and literature. I feel that the collection of the poems in this blog, along with the order in which they appear, can give my readers a better glimpse of where my center--as a person--resides. Let it be a lens--or compass, if you prefer-- into the mind of a young, retired bum and aspiring Henpeck-Hobo and into the hea

Solitude
Single once again after four years. Not sure what to make of it. Still in denial I suppose. Some things you just grow accustomed to I suppose, but nothing is eternal it seems. Still trying to find a "Dating For Dummies" book on eBay, but it's not looking good. ;) -Robert

Winner Biker Babe Contest
Winner of the first BIKER BABE contest goes to HARLEY GIRL Thanks to the BEAUTIFUL LADIES that entered. Thanks to those of you that voted... I'll have another Biker Babe contest ...WITH A TWIST HERE SOON !!!

First Service
I would like to thank everyone for stopping by, I am by no means religious but everyone calls me Pastor Troy so I guess I can play the role. I could care less what you really think if you like me then thank you and if you don't then don't come in my service is free but my time is not. Dont tell me that what i do with my life is wrong because again I dont care I love to drink and I love to be crazy but as long I only hurt myslef it is ok. more to come thanks again

To All Friends
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" she said. "Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you." "Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..." "At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it." "I've already said NO, and NO is final!" "Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom bu

Weeds
So this really sweet lady visits my page and leave these nice messages. I sent her a sindgle red rose and and a sweet comment. She in turn sends me a weed. Am i missing something? Did I fuck up? Why, when i ma trying my best toi be sweet does she send me weeds?

First Draft In The Warrior Encouraging
When the rough grabbing hands of callouses in black leather disguises swiftly slap and snatch your precious cargo child with head trauma concealed in sleepless pillow case and duct tape disappeared off the streets in darkness of desperation delayed indefinitely on their longest way home from the library of rote studied rules and lies engraved in stone on tombs will your insured bank account be shelter enough from the shit storm about to blow down your fans those sychophantic neophytes numbed enough to feed your blind greed will your carefully balanced checkbook open wide enough to accomodate the anxious demands laid out by the bedridden lusts of enforced loneliness exposed in the semen slicked covers of glossy magazine selling death inducing orgasms to the audience of captives stimulating the interest rates blindly to climb into tree burning machines of intentional mutilation with mouths wide open swallowing with surgical smiles annihilation by the ounce in time relea

Simplicity
Simplicity food shelter a bed to lay my head scissors to cut the cord connecting present to past no delusion allowed no hope untested no dream earned without sweat from furrowed brow i stand naked in now invisible to the future forgotten by yesterday content in the clarity of compulsory simplicity copyright 2006 rhonda lee richoux

The Four Ring Rule
I cannot stand people who do not follow the damn four ring rule.. When calling someones home you let the phone ring 4 freaking times. If no one picks up you hang up. You do not call back immediately and continue ringing the damn phone. I hate being woken up and having to pick up the damn phone and it's only to hear someone asking me what am I doing? Bitch! I was sleeping and if I sound pissed off it's cause I am.. If I wake up on my own thats a different story, but if you wake my ass up you are assed out!. Yes I'm in a bad mood now. Upside to this is I'm up it's after 6 pm, and I have 4 six packs in the fridge. ~End of mini Rant~

Limo Wreck
Limo Wreck Chris Cornell Tears of the feeble Hands of the Slaves Skin of the mothers Mouths of the babes Building the towers Belongs to the sky When the whole thing Comes crashing down Don't ask me why Under the shelf The shelf of the sky Two eyes, two suns Too heavenly blinds Swallowing rivers Belongs to the sea When the whole thing washes away Don't run to me I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the gold And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall Under the red Break of the lights Heroes in the stretches Inch to the site Blowing the pieces Belong to the wind When the whole thing Blows away I won't pretend I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the souls And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wrec

Rochester,ny Anyone?
Does anyone on here live near me? just checking... Doesnt seem like it.. :( I would like to meet some cool people so if your in my area then hit me up.. Oh and by the way prob not interested in meeting guys so um...yea...

Vicarious
Vicarious--Maynard James Keenan Eye on the TV 'cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavor It happens to be Like: "Killed by the husband" "Drowned by the ocean" "Shot by his own son" "She used the poison in his tea [and / he] kissed [him / her] goodbye" That's my kind of story It's no fun til someone dies Don't look me at like I am a monster Frown out your one face But with the other Stare like a junkie Into the TV Stare like a zombie While the mother, holds her child Watches him die Hands to the sky cryin, "Why, oh why?" Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously, I Live while the whole world dies You all need it too - don't lie. Why can't we just admit it? Why can't we just admit it? We won't give pause until the blood is flowin' Neither the brave nor bold Will write us the story so We won't give pause until the blood is flowin' I need to watch things die From a good safe distance Vicariously, I Live while the whole

Not Dark Yet
NOT DARK YET Dylan Shadows are falling and I've been here all day It's too hot to sleep time is running away Feel like my soul has turned into steel I've still got the scars that the sun didn't heal There's not even room enough to be anywhere It's not dark yet, but it's getting there Well my sense of humanity has gone down the drain Behind every beautiful thing there's been some kind of pain She wrote me a letter and she wrote it so kind She put down in writing what was in her mind I just don't see why I should even care It's not dark yet, but it's getting there Well, I've been to London and I've been to gay Paree I've followed the river and I got to the sea I've been down on the bottom of a world full of lies I ain't looking for nothing in anyone's eyes Sometimes my burden seems more than I can bear It's not dark yet, but it's getting there I was born here and I'll d

I Have An Album On Itunes Called Brand New Bandwagon
check it out if you'd like...:) It feels good to have an opportunity such as this. I always dreamed of having an album to call my own, and now to have it on itunes gives me that warm feeling. even more so, the SUPPORT for this project has been tremendous. I just want to thank ALL of you again for it. i only made around 70 copies for the initial pressing...i hope later to get more copies but for now its easier to just have people go on Itunes and do the purchasing there. if u would still like to purchase an actual cd, please..dont hesitiate to ask!thanks for the support i know you will bestow me with.for the when,-dre1. Intronym ..2. For the when ..3.Acktastic Voyage ..4.Horn for sale ..5.Interlude for Lola ..6.Water changes the mood ..7.Million

Nascar>>
Well, it's about time for the race to start. I'm pulling for Mark Martin not only to do well in the race, but pull ahead in the Nextel Cup Chase standings. I'd like to see finish out his last full season winning that elusive championship. Go AAA No. 6.

Remember...2
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Step Town Play
she rests underneath ascending steps with erect veins expects outgoing men to step in smiling muscles intact for any person that might happen to pass got a flower stashed inside of an hourglass , and every man since dad has gotten petals from her wind blown in the wrong direction still wilted feel quilted patterns on her tattered clothes feel the thin textile kill her noise look for that smile . honey child . . . who keeps those vintage style pictures in your cookie jar quit singing " share my world " and swim in my continent, selfishly . with a governed state of mind unzip my codes , stroll thorugh my district collect citations and tickets in my city life . get inside this ghosttown saloon, miss saigon . hang your coat up,sit down . strip down . come sit

Mmm I Like It
I see your face and feel your heartache I see the trace of the tears you have cried The silent sound of the hurt left unspoken You were strong enough to hide All your life, no one's ever shown you What it's relly like to have someone to hold you In the arms of love, heaven's just a heartbeat away I'll be your light in the dark, your shield from the storm Your shelter from the rain And in the arms of love I'll lift you above all the madness All of the pain And you'll be safe and warm here in the arms of love We search this world for a little compassion For just one look through the eyes of a child For one more chance to be a beliver While there's still a chance in time All your life no one there beside you Close your eyes and let this moment find you In the arms of love, heaven's just a heartbeat away I'll be your light in the dark, your shield from the storm Your shelter from the rain And in the arms of love I'll lift you above all the madness All of the pain And

Sex
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times It's too late - 15 times I'm too tired - 42 times It's too early - 12 times It's too hot - 18 times Pretending to be asleep - 31 times The neighbors will hear - 9 times Headache or backache - 26 times Sunburn - 10 times Your mother will hear us - 9 times Not in the mood - 21 times Watching the late show - 17 times Too sore - 26 times New hairdo - 6 times Wrong time of the month - 14 times You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you u

Spank My Ass---limited Time Offer
A LITTLE HELP FROM MY WONDERFUL, TRUE FRIENDS....(PLEASE READ ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE END, THERE IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER!! ) OK, this guy requested an add from me, has NEVER sent a comment or anything until today when outta the blue he sent this shout....->Name: Level: Tight Cherry (3) shout: SEND close \',this,event,\'350px\');\" href=\"http://www.lostcherry.com/home.php#\" ?>Love & Lau...: my pics?? ->Name: Level: Tight Cherry (3) shout: SEND close \',this,event,\'350px\');\" href=\"http://www.lostcherry.com/home.php#\" ?>Love & Lau...: why is that?? Name: Level: Tight Cherry (3) shout: SEND close \',this,event,\'350px\');\" href=\"http://www.lostcherry.com/home.php#\" ?>Love & Lau...: Low 9\'s Love & Laughs@ LostCherry So I sent him this private message, polite & accurate :: I see you aren\'t online, ya know what, I think it\'s sad that you feel the need to let me know that I don\'t meet your, more than likely, \"barbie girl\" stand

Woman (rough Rough Draft)
Rough draft idea - Woman Current mood: en.amor.ed She had fire in her heart, and danger in her eyes. Standing next to her reminded me of driving fast on a desert highway. Touching her was like standing up through the moonroof with hands overhead and screaming. Not touching her was like pulling over for a break and realizing that even though you've stopped driving the desert winds never stop. Her touching me was like a sudden dustdevil, tearing at my desire like the wind of a funnel tear at the clothes of a lost traveller. Her look is passion, is daring, is dripping pure. Her figure is such that you drink it in gulps. You're full, but you want more. She is the clouds racing above your head, the power that moves your feet. Pursuant Noir. Her feminine is powerful, and hidden. She is Woman, That mysterious Goddess.

Black And White Sketches
I dreamt in black and white sketches Tumbling thoughts, penciled in faces flicker in my minds eye Speckles of laughter fell from the captions on the misty pages of the glancing moment A glimmer of you in the pen and ink The moment the words fell from the wound that bled this night onto me I dreamt in black and white sketches Black and white dreams of you filled my night One falling into another, stumbling slumber swept me away To a black and white night With you.

What I Have Noticed...lol
Is it just me or have others noticed a jump in nude or explicet photos for the new members... Lost Cherry is an awesome community that is pretty libral with its rules. If you respect others then you are free to do just about anything you wish. I hope that your guys will quit putting the standard comments on the photos that are adult, but used as default. It is up to all off us to keep this place from becoming a "Dateline exclusive". I don't care if some newbie thinks that I am being an ass because I asked them to comply with the user agreement. I enjoy this site, and the friends I have made here...I generally protect the things I like, and you should too! Don't be affraid to tell somebody that their default photo is not acceptable, if you do it in a respectfull manner I am fairly confident that you'll have the support of the Lost Cherry staff. Well enough with that, hope everybody is doing great.

Just In The Way Of Living
Spiritual Journey The journey is different for everyone we are all in the process till it's done Seeking the road to peace of mind the path is easy to know and hard to find So often side tracked by things unimportant missing the wonders that are heaven sent unhappy that life won't bend to our will discovery that we have yet to fulfill just to live in the moments of the day accepting things that don't go our way knowing it is better to be a part of the whole these are the things that enlighten the soul ego and pride take away from the ride leaving us empty and wanting to hide to protect our selfs from hurts yet to come is the way of many and yet very dumb for without risk we can never be right we must be open to advance into the light Standing tall at the journeys conclusion free of the bonds of material confusion By R.Thomas Dinsmore

It Didnt Feel Like Congratulations
Well so now i had giving birth,but was to worn out to get rid off the remaining placenta so i had to be taken to have the epidrael done.A funny experiance that was being laid there numb from the waist down with a guy that looked liked the spitting image off basil from faulty towers pulling my insides together and whilist stiching me up having a good old sing song.I could see the funny side side off that which kept me going as i was thinking when i was going to see my baby.I did see that guy later up on the ward and what a brilliant sense off humor he had!!!!.Well finally after being cleaned up by the nurses and made to eat something i was taken up on the bed to see my daughter.I had all ready been given a photo off her.The neonatal unit was a totally alien and strange but humbling experiance.The room filled with incubators occupied by tiny babies.Monitors bleebing every second and nurses and doctors every where,this was to be my daughters and our new home for the next two weeks before

Can I Have Some
10/7/2006 10:00 AM THIS IS SO HARD FOR ME .I REALLY SHOULDNT BE ASKIN U.I FEEL SHY BUT I WANT IT SO BAD,DONT GET ME WRONG ITS JUST THAT JUST THAT I HAVENT HAD IT FOR A LONG TIME.I COULD ALREADY FEEL IT GOING IN SO HARD AND COMING OUT SO SOFT AND WET NO ONE HAS 2 KNO BOUT THIS.I JUST NEED IT.IM DESPERATE AND WOULD DO ANYTHING RIGHT ABOUT NOW 2 GET SOME.U MUST THINK I HAVE ALOT OF NERVE ASKIN U THIS,BUT I FEEL MY TONGUE AROUND IT SUCKING IT .SUCKING ALL THE JUICE OUT UNTILL THERE IS NO MORE LEFT.THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY LONG AND I HOPE IM NOT BEIN 2 FORWARD.IM USUALLY NOT LIKE THIS ..............BUT.......................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ......................CAN I HAVE SOME GUM???? Send this to all the people you know will think of it the wrong way!

Let Me Not Say I Love You
Let me not say I love you, Although you know that it is true, That phrase has been so much abused, Misunderstood and over-used, Let me say rather "I think you, Breathe you, taste you, feel you, dream you," That you help make each day complete, And life has never been so sweet.

Wtf Dude??
omg.. ok, most of the time i can deal with all the dumb bullshit... but lately it has been way too much! i mean give me a damn break! i can only take so much before i blow up!! why would someone do that?? what is the point? it makes no sense at all and they have absolutely no consideration for anyone else! (don't worry... this isnt any of ur doing! it's an asshole i decided to be stupid over!) lol but yea.. c'mon....

The Most Fucked Up Birthday
this has been the most fucked up birthday ... today is my bday and its like i am not here ... not talking internet world real world... it sucks so fucking bad sometimes i wish everything would go away... you think you have friends but they arent so fuck it all ... going to get drunk not ... hope you all have a better day than me...

Ithaca Booksale
My "haul" today at the Friends of the Library Booksale:purchased six musical scores for 50 cents apiece. The sonata for flute and piano by Paul Hindemith (from 1936);Twenty-five Melodious Studies for the piano, opus 45 by Steven (István) Heller (I already have a score of his opus 46 and a recording of his opus 47...!)Ten studies for pedal–playing for the organ by Flor Peeters (b. 1903) (etudes that are also a theme and variations);An organ concerto (also playable by harpsichord) by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach (yes, one of JS's sons) in a 1963 edition;Three works written for musical clock or similar instrument by Mozart, but transcribed for organ (I have two of them transcribed for two pianos, but had forgotten that; at 50 cents, who cares... and they're wonderful stuff)And ten duets for clarinet and various other instruments by Alexander Glazunov. *gryn*

Tag Your It
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. THE BIGGEST HABBIT I HAVE I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IS MY KIDS.. 2. The 2nd worst habbit I have is a big heart. 3. TAKING PICTURES.. I AM SHY a weird habbit i would say is Im not shy in front of the camera. Depending on who is taking the picture. 4. bad habbit smoking cigarettes.. hell i think most do it now days. lol.. 5.singing.. omy god. the damn karaoke is a habbit in a habbit. usually i love to go hang with friends. lmfao. @ some that dont sing or just stand there and talk to themselves.. 6. not much more cept... having a wall up so people cant get in... Sometimes its a good thing. sometimes its a bad thing. Ok, tag, you're i

One Dirty Question
CoMON girls....or guys....don't be shy to ask me a question and I'll be very honest~ Body: One Dirty Question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body: You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question

Ok My First Blog Bare With Me Here.....
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on thier asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The

Thank You To My Friends
I have been lucky in friendship. I may not have wealth or success that some can claim, but i know what it is to have somone in my life who knows me well and likes me just as I am, who listens to me and makes me laugh, who makes my life better on a regular basis. Because of you I know what real friendship means..... and that's about as lucky as a person can get. Thank you to all of my friends who have been there for me and who love dearly.....

Bowling Today
Today was bowling practice I scored a 93,116,and 104. My avg was 102. Tomorrow I have softball practice. I have one more mid-term can't wait for that....All ready in the 6 week of the quarter one more month until Vaction time.

Beautiful Suicide
pain suddenly corrupts the body sorrow is left insde no more to give left with nothing temptation starts wanting to kill that one special guy you thought was your everything whats stopping you? whos gonna know? just do it voices are telling you to kill others are saying no whats left for him? whats left for you? heart broken, torn apart gun to his head, bang! hes dead razorblade to wrists blood everywhere you just cant take it anymore knife to your throat slowly moving your wrist what a perfect murder what a beautiful suicide

Be Like Water
be like water my friends pour water into a pitcher it becomes the pitcher, pour water into a vase it becomes the vase, life throw's alot of curve balls so you must adapt and change so be like water my friends.

Tantra Sex Quiz
SexQuiz SexQuiz What Do You Know About Tantric Sex? Do you believe Tantric yoga is about twisting your body into good positions for sex? That's what pictures of Tantric couples might make you think. But Tantric yoga is really about what's happening in your mind--not your body--when you make love. Take this quiz to see what we mean. Each question is on a separate page and is followed by another page that provides the answer. Take the quiz http://www.thirdage.com/features/love/sexquiz/112098/112098.html More Quizzes More Passion Pieces: What's your lovemaking style? Find out now! Go > - Is your love life healthy? Take our quiz. Go > - Discover Kama Sutra sex. Go >

Sexualism
This is crazy cause when I can’t sleep at night it’s you And first thing on my mind when I wake is you So, I guess my love for you is inventible Cause the sex was incredible And just thinking about the look in ya eyes Brings heat to my thighs Remembering ya soft moans torture me in my sleep Just won’t leave me alone But I wish you would give me a second of your attention I could be the definition Of a sexual experience That I wish we could experiment Cause I think of you all the time Which sends chills up my spine I let my imagination run wild With thought of your warm brown body next to mine And on my face that puts a smile Forcing my young womanly parts to want to do some things And you can find new ways to make my body cream I’m asking you to go beyond the limit Cause only you give me this orgasmic feeling When you slide up in it I can admit you’ve got the best of me That’s why I’m wanting you excessively And don’t have to be your main jawn And don’t cal

Wiccans Want Their Star On Vets' Graves(an Artical From The Latimes I Thought My Wiccan Friends Would Find Interest In)
BELIEFS Wiccans Want Their Star on Vets' Graves The VA allows use of 38 other emblems of faith, but not the pentacle. After nearly 10 years of efforts, lawsuit takes the issue to federal court. By Louis Sahagun, Times Staff Writer October 14, 2006 Pete Pathfinder Davis has been fighting for nearly a decade to have the emblem of his faith engraved on the headstones of veterans buried in federal cemeteries. But the application he filed in 1997 with the Department of Veterans Affairs for use of the pentacle — a five-pointed star surrounded by a circle — is still pending. ADVERTISEMENT Davis and other Wiccans, who sometimes describe themselves as pagans or witches, say it is time for the VA to recognize their religion, which worships nature and employs the practice of "magick." The battle over grave markers gained a higher profile recently with a dispute over a Wiccan serviceman's headstone in Nevada and a lawsuit filed Sept. 29 on behalf of two churches and three Wicca

What Is Tantric Sex?
Nitya Lacroix from The Art of Tantric Sex TANTRIC SEX is meditative, spontaneous and intimate lovemaking Through it you learn to prolong the act of making love and to channel, rather than dissipate. potent orgasmic energies moving through you, thereby raising the level of your consciousness. Tantra transports your sexuality from the plane of doing to the place of being. There is no goal in Tantric sex, only the present moment of perfect and harmonious union. Tantra teaches you to revere your sexual partner and to transform the act of sex into a sacrament of love. Tantra teaches that lovemaking between a man and woman, when entered into with awareness, is a gateway to both sexual and spiritual ecstasy. In India, traditional Tantrikas spent many years under the guidance of a spiritual teacher and engaged in elaborate yogic rituals to purify and master the body and mind. These practices were intended to awaken the powerful psychic energies through which the adept could enter int

What Is Supreme Bliss Tantra?
Supreme Bliss is the zenith of sexual ecstasy which transforms orgasmic energy into expanded consciousness. Supreme Bliss Tantra is the modern system of spiritual transformation based on ancient personal eastern sexuality which uses sexual energy to extend lovemaking, supercharge passion, deepen intimacy, strengthen love, and create continuous full-body mind-altering Tantric Orgasms. If some of this interests you, let us mentor you through the highest quality Tantra training, Tantra books, and Tantric guides so that you can enjoy a spiritual and ecstatic Tantric Sex Life.

Fun Fun Fun
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I hate water, only for showers do I allow it 2. Spiders freak me out 3. I play with my ears 4. i'm addicted to lifting weights 5. i'm a virgin by choice...lolz even if I am ugly! it's still a choice hahahahahha 6. when I get drunk, like really drunk I stop speaking english for hours but, not always i'm taggin kim julie kristi Leslie jessy mandy

What Is "primal Power" Tantric Sex?
AT tantra tantric sex site was created by experts trained in traditional tantric yoga and tantra positions, specifically, the ancient Tibet style of spiritual or sacred sexuality ("AT"). We offer free info, instructional books and CDs. What you can experience through this is indescribable. Imagine trying to explain color to people who have only seen black & white their entire lives - that's how different it is. Usually credited to Hindu practices, such techniques were practiced in ancient Egypt, Buddhism, Jewish, and Christian cultures. There are two basic types of tantra - tantric sex, one lovingly shares spiritual and sexual/emotional energy with the spouse and is connected with God. The other styles, sometimes called "sex magic", selfishly "drain" energy from the partner. We only offer instruction in the first type. Expert or beginner, you'll find something for your needs "AT tantra tantric sex". This site has no pornographic content, stories or pictures and is thus "

Bridge To Nowhere
Each time I think he gives a damn. He mistreats me. There's nothing I can do or can't do to make things right again. Each day goes by And my life and spirit are slowly slipping away from reality and from me. All I'm asking is for some love and someone to treat me right. Not like a fucking slave. I'm travelling on this bridge to see if it could take me to a better place. But yet, when I get closer, It gets further away. I look around me, seeing people enjoyin' their lives. Why can't I be like them? I'm livin' in despair and have lost all hope. So now I'm on this bridge leadin' to nowhere But hopefully a better place. Linsey Kate Schnepper **10-14-06**

Shake Up Her Chakras:
The methods below were recommended by experts in tantric sex, accupressure, and Oriental body work. To do the techniques properly, you need to know a few things. First, all the types of touch described below should be slow, soft, and gentle. Change the way you touch her every 30-60 seconds. Alternating sensations--from touching to kissing, lighter or harder touches--builds the sexual charge. Another tip: Look for areas which feel cool to the touch. When you softly stroke the spot until it warms up, you release energy that enhances her arousal. Eastern medical traditions define arousal as an increased energetic state with corresponding physical changes. By stimulating strategic points you increase her overall energy and awaken every inch of her body, making her ready and eager for orgasm. Now, a short glossary of the lingo. Yoni (pronounced yo-nee) refers to the female genitals. The "lingam" (lin-gum) refers to male sex organs. Meridians (or energy channels) are tributaries

That 4 Letter Word
ARGH!!!!!!!!! I was wrong, it just took a bit longer to show up! woke up to a white lawn, thankfully the sun came out and melted it away. But I know that it is going to be soon. Well I guess thats what happens when you live in a place that has lots of lake effect snow.! Time to get my snow shovels and ice scrapers in the car.(sigh)

Tantra Is A Mystical Subject
Because Tantra is a mystical subject, it is nearly impossible to define. Tantra is a spiritual, sexual science that is not static in its definition. When we embrace Tantra, we become more "complete." By identifying and stimulating our innate sensual spirituality, we discover parts of ourselves that have been repressed. We can learn to use Tantric energy for sexual pleasure and awareness above all. Familiarity with Tantra can help a person enjoy their sex life to its fullest potential. It can help do away with guilt or fear, and break down self-imposed or limiting cultural boundaries (as is the case in most Western societies). Tantra teaches us to become familiar with our mystical nature, and when we do so, our boundaries (sexual and otherwise) expand. We enter into new realms of awareness. We become empowered and more fulfilled -- and the orgasms experienced in this state of consciousness are not just incredible, they're explosive and potentially unending. it's all about se

More Rodney
Subject: The Italian Bride Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was a Virgin. Also, neither she, nor her family knew that her new husband was missing some toes on one of his feet. On the wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured the daughter; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta." When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy Legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his Pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'l

I Am Geek
Are You A Geek According to our experts, you scored : 44 which makes you A Little Bit Geek You have a little bit of geek in you. You are either going to become a bigger geek or you are a reformed geek and doing well in rehab. Find out how good a date you are at Quizopolis.com http://www.quizopolis.com/are_you_a_geek.php

Bulletins
I NOTICED THAT FOR SOME REASON, CERTAIN BULLETINS BY SOME FOLKS ON HERE GET TONS OF VIEWS WHILE OTHERS RECIEVE NONE. TODAY I HAVE POSTED QUITE A FEW BULLETINS AND NOTICE 99% OF THEM HAD NO VIEWS. SURE I HAVE POSTED MANY ABOUT ME BEING IN A CONTEST, BUT THATS DOESN'T MATTER IF ANYONE LOOKS AT THAT ONE OR NOT. BUT I HAVE POSTED A FEW ON OTHER TOPICS SUCH AS REMEMBERING PREGNANCY AND INFANT LOSS, ABORTIONS, AND A SICK LITTLE GIRL. NONE OF WHICH HAVE RECIEVED ONE VIEW. I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS ABOUT HAVING FUN, BUT I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT IF YOU NAME IS NOT HIGHLIGHTED IN SOME COLOR (NOTHING AGAINST THOSE FOLKS AT ALL) OR YOU HAVE SOME PORNOGRAPHIC NAME ALONG WITH A TIT ASS OR A COCK PIC (YES THERE ARE SOME OF THOSE FLOATING AROUND HERE. YOU'D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT SCROLLING BANNER AT 2 A.M.) OR YOU'RE NOT PART OF SOME "GROUP" ON HERE, YOU WILL PRACTICALLY GO UNNOTICED. ALTHOUGH I DON'T REPOST EVERY SINGLE BULLETIN ON MY BOARD I DO READ OR VIEW EVERY ONE THAT I S

Ools
I remember seeing a sign at several Pools that I really, really liked (though at times, I must admit, I've been guilty of violating the rule!...) Welcome to our Ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. We like it that way.

~guardian Angel~
WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ANGEL? THE ONE BESIDE YOU THERE. OH,YES,YOU DO HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. ONE WHO WILL ALWAYS CARE. YOU MAY NOT THINK IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO SOME, OR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO YOU. YOU MAY ALSO SAY YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, TO BELIEVE YOU'VE HAD A GUARDIAN ANGEL, CAN BE KINDA TOUGH. BUT THE ANGEL HAS BEEN THERE, HELPING YOU GET BY. AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY TO YOU ONE DAY, YOU'LL LEARN TO FLY TOO. SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW, WE GET THROUGH THE HURT AND PAIN CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR ANGEL'S NAME? BRITTANY R.HESS THIS IS A POEM MY FRIEND WROTE!!!

Poetry Book
Ok. So I am going to make a poetry book! A friend of mine decided that he likes my poetry and might pay the 450 dollars it will cost via poetry.com to get a book published! It will be a while though because I lost most of my old poetry and have ALOT more to write if I am going to fill up 60 pages, so hopefully there will be new poetry with a focus shortly! Preorder? Let me know! =OP LOL.

Wish I Had The Picture
I wanted to take a picture of a sign I saw earlier today, it read: "Parking and Dumster for 1522 only" 1522 was the house number. Here's the caption I would have added: "(they must be annoyed with their dumB neighbors)"

Penetrate You
Another song..Comment and rate please Penetrate You I want to be inside you Climb into your soul I will force you To do what you are told I will be your Master And you My fucking Slave A new Religion Where you will be saved I Will I Will I Will I Will Penetrate You Masturbate You Lock you Up And Desecrate You Revel You in Dark Sarcasm Build You up Into Orgasm With your legs wide open I can be your God Pumping deep inside you Obey me with a nod I'll grab you by the hair And pull you to teh floor I'll give you everything And make you my WHORE I Will I Will I Will I Will Penetrate You Masturbate You Lock you Up And Desecrate You Revel You in Dark Sarcasm Build You up Into Orgasm

Brittany I Miss You!!
I WAS IN SALIAN AND I WAS GOIN BACK TO KANSAS CITY, I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MY BEST FRIEND JESSICA TELLIN ME THAT ONE OF OUR FRIENDS HAD DIED THIS MORNIN.JESSICA WAS TAKEIN IT VERY GOOD ON THE PHONE SHE DIDNT GO ALL TEARY EYED ON ME...I HAD ASKED JESSICA WHAT HAPPEN AND SHE TOLD ME THAT...BRITTANY GOT A PHONE CALL AND IT WAS HER ROOMIE TELLIN HER TO GO TO ANTHONY AND PICK HER UP FROM WORK...BRITTANY WAS THE KINDA PERSON U COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON SHE WAS AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE...BRITTANY WAS DRIVIN ON THE DIRT ROAD AND HIT A LOOSE PATCH OF SAND AND ROLLED THE CAR A FEW TIMES AND THEN SHE WAS EJECTED ABOUT 30FT FROM THE CAR...HER FUNERAL WAS ON THE 11TH...I DONT KNOW HOW I WILL DO WITH OUT HER SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND!! I KNOW WHEN I MADE IT BACK TO MY HOME TOWN AND I SEEN ALL MY OLD FRIENDS I COULDNT STAY LONG IT HURT TO MUCH!!! I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE DUE TO HER DEATH AND I WILL BE COMIN BACK SOON JUST NOT RIGHT OFF BAT!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING EVERYONE!!!AND TO THE LOSTCHERRY!!!!

A New Song I'm Working On
Please comment and rate and help me title it. It's kinda dominative I know: I want you to scream my name And say that You're to blame For all these indiscretions Baby You're my Possession I want you to wince in pain Candle wax my burning flame Dripping Down your back Running Through the cracks I am your God Breathing in your Soul I am your God I will make you whole Submit to me Give in to thee Tied to the cross Worship Me Phallac Torture Penetration Post Erotic Masturbation From your legs I feel the steam Drink it up like coffee cream Demarcated on the wall Come here lady watch you crawl Across the floor to my feet Not a word will you speak I am your God Breathing in your Soul I am your God I will make you whole Submit to me Give in to thee Tied to the cross Worship Me

Confused!
What should I do? I meet this kid and he really is wonderful... BUT, he has a lot of shit on his plate that he was just faced with... Like a wife who left him for someone else but they have only been married for 4 months... Now I'm in the picture and because the situation he's in, I know he's not ready for another relationship YET! but do you think it's worth sticking it out and see what the future holds or squash it before we even get to the future? I need some advice "friends" please comment either way, bad or good... I need to know if other people have been here before... Poohbear!

Living With Guilt
Just a song I wrote in the mid 90's: Living with Guilt I put my silly putty to the Sunday funnies Deep down inside I feel so deranged I have to go to church now are you coming? Mr. Potatohead had a sex change I sit in the pew like a drowning rat The man tells me of a place I'll go But Mr. can you tell me where it's at? He said I'm sorry son I just don't know They don't know what they speak of But they'll tell you what to do You don't have a choice It's the life they sold you Staring at an Angel In Heaven Up above Life is a membership That'll cost you when it's done There's a man that's hiding behind a mask That man's a Vagenius in disguise Drinking the life from a latex flask With a skeleton in a closet of lies Truth is a secret that discredits choice Can I just walk in your shadow? Innocence taken in a high pitched voice I never claimed to be God I Can't live with guilt I Can't live with pain I Can't live with guilt Running through my ve

Randomness
Sometimes I just like to put out there random thoughts......here are some... 1. Bar + Alcohol + Friends = FUN!! 2. Why is it when you are missing someone is when you can't get ahold of them? 3. Cell phones are cool......unless you don't want to be found... 4. I love beer.... 5. Why is it when someone asks if you have yahoo, you say yes, go there and the first thing they wanna know is if you have a cam and what you are wearing? Does no one just wanna talk anymore? 6. Rum---not just for pirates anymore 7. Don't ask if you really don't want to know...

So-called Friends
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...

"17 Signs Of Really Having Feelings For Someone"
"17 signs of really having feelings for someone" Body: signs u really do have feelings 4 sum 1 SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SM

Simply A Joy
From My heart and mind: A smile says "I'm happy to be in your presence, even if it's just for a brief moment" A smile can also say: "I admire and respect you for who you are and what you're doing" Inspiration for these... I smiled at a lovely jogger today; she smiled back!

So Called Friends
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bullentin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...Repost this if you are a friend..Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new bullentin as "So-called friends" Hope I will see you post

My Big And Little Hurts
Hello, I don't know why I'm writing this, but here it goes. I've been hurt a lot growing up and even afterwards. Well, I never knew my biological father, but maybe that's a good thing. he left when I was 5 years old.He died in prison in which he lived most of his life. He was sent there because he murdered two women. He murdered one woman and then got out on good behavier. Then, I guess he went right bach to prison by killing another. That doesn't seem that bad. The worst thing about it was that mom, as I was growing up, kept telling me that I was just like him. She kept drilling that into my head all the time. It seems that when you're a kid, things stick in your head after repitition. My mom saying that made me antisocial in school. For some reason I thought that if I had any friends, I would kill them. So at recess at school, I stayed by myself. I wouldn't talk to anyone at all, I was silent & alone. You see, my mom said that my dad was a warlock also. She said that he would put spe

Yesterday
Yesterday the sky was Blue I held out my hand and I found you Today has resolved to a blackish grey You said you loved me, Yet still walked away... Tomorrow has completely fallen apart, You may have taken my hand but you still broke my heart. Copywritten to Christin Miller 2006

Got To Delhi, And From There To Agra
just made my connection in london, as the plane took off late in brussels (fog in london). Would Friday 13th have a kinky meaning after all ??? After all the hurrying and sweating, one major good news: got an upgrade to first class for the trip london-delhi! More leg space, more comfort, better food, better wine, personal video, haha, i tasted it all (but it would have been better if i had my baby with me, lol). Had a bit of rest, arrived in delhi 22:40 local time. Had to wait 30 minutes before we could disembark (other plane boarding, occupying the slot). And even my luggage got transferred in time in london, so i saw my suitcase back in delhi ! Hotel car was waiting for me, took the Radisson (closest to the airport). One more lucky stroke: got an upgrade to an executive room!!! (lots of space) for those of you who sent me their EM addy, they got the pics in their mailbox already (most of the pics, some are ... ehhh .... private and for my baby only) Had a short night sleep,

Forgotten, Forever And More
Forever I thought you said you loved me, But it must have been a dream, I thought you said forever But it's shorter than should be, I thought we gave our all But I guess it was just one try, And while you are moving on, All I can do it cry. Forgotten Inside my mind Inside my heart, You are not forgotten You still have a part. Inside my thoughts Inside my dreams, You are the biggest Part of me. Inside my world Inside my prayers, I promise a thousand times You will always be there. To My Love, With All My Love With all the sorrow I have... I miss you With all the strength I've got... I need you With all the passion I hold I love you... All copywritten to Christina Miller 2006

Dreaming Again
Innocence entrapped For all the world to see, Crying tears of loss It all comes back to me. The Evil with held too long Silently escapes my veins, Please stop holding onto me I'll cause you too much pain. Don't let me weigh you down For nothings as it seems, The innocence is gone And I was just a dream. Copyright Christina Miller 2006

You Are Special In Your Own Way
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE. You are special, Don't EVER forget it.

Just A Quick Update
The reptiliana picture is going to be finished in the next week or so as Stu is painting her scales and working his magic and he does like to faff till its perfect. Just thought I would tell you that we have a new character that is just coming into being. The seed was planted for him on the 16th July 2006 on the L in chicago. In a conversation I had with Brandon Sanders from Portland. His name is Convergent Flux - Liquid Life and will be what connects the stories between the other immortal egos. Originally we were brainstorming at the train station for a business name for Brandon he liked the name but decided not to use it. Anyway when I went looking for what convergent flux actually meant I liked what I found and so after reptiliana is done me and Stu will get together to work on him we have some ideas already but its been a bit of a long wait for me to have an aha moment. So cant wait for this one as this will complete the first web of allegiance and so we can get on with

When I Was Growing Up....
I'm 39 years old. Not too old by most standards. However, when I was growing up things were so different. What has happened? When I was growing up... if I had a fight with someone, we got out the fists and commenced to fighting. I was never one of the hair-pulling, slapping, girly fighters.. I had a brother and I had to learn to fight or he would always get the best of me. I wasn't having that. And though I was always one to take up for myself (and most around me, lol), I have probably only been in about 6 fist fights in my life. Nowdays, people don't use their fists, they use guns or knives. What used to end in a shaking of hands, now ends in death and incarceration. What has happened? When I was growing up, we had really kewl Saturday morning shows like He-man, The Hall of Justice League (Aqua-man was my fave) and Thundercats (HOOOOO). We had Fat Albert, who showed you could live in the ghetto areas and still find fun, constructive things to do.. and learn a life le

Broken
u know when u r in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye Don't say you love me unless u really mean it, cuz I might do something crazy like believe it... When I look at you my heart skips I beat, But later that beat could mean a life time of tear wasted on something I know I could never have... Love is a feeling that lives deep inside it starts out small and grows in size. It makes you smile,it makes you cry. Sometimes love can be a lie, but most of all, if love is true, it lives on forever, inside of you....

Limo Wreck
Limo Wreck Soundgarden (Superunknown) Tears of the feeble Hands of the Slaves Skin of the mothers Mouths of the babes Building the towers Belongs to the sky When the whole thing Comes crashing down Don't ask me why Under the shelf The shelf of the sky Two eyes, two suns Too heavenly blinds Swallowing rivers Belongs to the sea When the whole thing washes away Don't run to me I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the gold And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall Under the red Break of the lights Heroes in the stretches Inch to the site Blowing the pieces Belong to the wind When the whole thing Blows away I won't pretend I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the souls And the wreck of you Is the death of you all

A Special Story
A SPECIAL SOMEONE In this life we all Need a Special someone To Wipe our Tears When We Cry,To Hug us When We are Sad and to Share Hapyness when We are Happy. Lately i Been in a town Named '' Lonelyness'' Were Everyone Else has a Special Someone and im alone Walking The Long Road Trying to Find the Next Town'' Happyness'' But its a Long way There Because i cant Find my Special Someone so The Road becomes Bigger. I Remenber once When i had a Special someone but She Turned me Down Because it was time for her to Go and i was Tossed in the town of '' Lonelyness'' Theres Nothing Worse than Walking a Long Road Wightout knowing were it Leads.asking for Help and Everyone Giving their backs to you. If you have a Special Someone Hold on tight to that Person Because You dont know how Much she or he is Important until u loose it. So Ill Continue Walking this Town Hoping to Find My Special Someone in a Town Named ''Lonelyness along side Hope. By joao Paulo Queiroz i made th

101 Dots!!!!!sign My Map!!!!!!!
Hey everybody! I just created a map of my friends on myspace. Go add yourself! The picture below shows all the people who already have. Click the "Add Yourself" button to put yourself on there! Buddies Around the World BuddyMapping.com - Create your own map. Click here!

Jambi---------tool
Here from the king's mountain view Here from the wild dream come true Feast like a sultan, I do On treasures and flesh never few But I would wish it all, away If I thought I'd lose you just one day The devil and his had me down In love with the dark side I've found Dabblin' all the way down Up to my neck soon to drown. But you changed that all for me Lifted me up, turned me round So I, I would wish this all away Pray like a martyr dusk to dawn Beg like a hooker all night long Shout to the devil with my song And got what I wanted all along But I I would If I could I would Wish it away Wish it away Wish it all away Wanna wish it all away No price could hold sway Or justify my Giving away, my center So if I could I'd wish it all away If I thought tomorrow, they'd take you away You're my piece of mind, [my Om / my center / my all] I said I'm just trying to hold on One more day Damn my eyes! Damn my eyes! If they should compromise A ful

10.14.06
what made you like all the others? bearing a heart that serves self be the hero if it takes you away be the savior for all the others and to leave your friend fallen between these spaces and lost all but mostly the only thing that mattered

Who Is A Friend And How Are They Defined?
This is my first and quite frankly may be my last blog. Particularly in LC. I can appreciate the theory behind LC. It's intent is good but it's approach is off base in terms of what it's trying to promote. A few months ago I came onto LC, naive and somewhat ignorant as to how this all works. I went ahead and "set up shop" albeit small and insignificantly at first. My goal was quite innocent at first in that I simply wanted to meet someone. A person I'd seen before in another chat format but hadn't been able to actually converse with her. As the days went on, she finally made it clear that she wanted to talk, become friends or just see who each other really is... Well days turned into weeks and well... We've yet to have that talk, and I'm getting replies "comments" "ratings" from people asking that since they checked out MY site that I do the same to theirs... I did of course. Mostly because I was flattered that anyone would be interested to have ME as a friend... I thoug

Sad....sad ...sad
Teen Questioned for Online Bush Threats By DON THOMPSON, Associated Press Writer Sat Oct 14, 3:44 AM UPDATED 6 HOURS 27 MINUTES AGO SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Upset by the war in Iraq, Julia Wilson vented her frustrations with President Bush last spring on her Web page on MySpace.com. She posted a picture of the president, scrawled "Kill Bush" across the top and drew a dagger stabbing his outstretched hand. She later replaced her page on the social-networking site after learning in her eighth-grade history class that such threats are a federal offense. It was too late. Federal authorities had found the page and placed Wilson on their checklist. They finally reached her this week in her molecular biology class. The 14-year-old freshman was taken out of class Wednesday and questioned for about 15 minutes by two Secret Service agents. The incident has upset her parents, who said the agents should have included them when they questioned their daughter. On Friday, the teenager said the age

For Layla The Rat
A little note of explanation: My MS friend Layla answered this, then tagged me to answer it. For the state to eliminate permanantly, she said Texas because of her psycho aunt and the psycho women. Then she said she\'d try to warn three friends, none of which, naturally, was me. She also said the animal she wanted to be was a hamster. So as a good- humored poke at her, I posted the following. (No, she doesn\'t live in Utah, BTW) None of this blog, including Layla\'s comments as revealed by me, are to be construed as serious in any way. This is purely fun! *Tagged! The point is to answer the questions that the tagger answered in your own blog, then at the end, tag 5 more people to answer the same questions in their own blog.* 1. You and Jesus go out to dinner -- who pays? - Well, it wouldn\'t involve anything with pork... Probably lasagna or chicken fried steak. 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What would it be? -Hmmmmmmmm... Well, it would have t

Memory
Its funny how we remember some things...but not others. I remember bits and pieces of my life. Most of my childhood I don’t recall with any clarity. Pictures evoke memory but even then only slightly. I don’t remember conversations and that I find disconcerting because in the end it’s the words said not the event that evokes the memory. Unless that event was so traumatic that it is burned into your memory. Maybe I’m just repressing memories. Though I don’t generally feel that is the case. My childhood wasn’t any more horrible then for most peoples. I remember faces a lot more then I do actual events. I remember the face and know that I’ve seen it but the memory with that person is mostly fragmented. It seems as though when a person is in your life at present you can remember past events and conversations but for me once that person is gone its as though they almost didn’t exist at all cause the memories slowly fade away into nothingness. As this ever happened to you. Am I thinking to m

Joke
A man walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants. "Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says "No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?" Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (adult Version)
(Too good to not save in a blog for later giggles!!!) Miss Snow White she was a randy cow And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarf's came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally wanting one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that", "Not there, that is my arse-hole, You DOPEY little prat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he

My Fright
I walked threw the house and i thought I would be fine but how the dark can play tricks on the mind.Suddenly there is a bump and a breeze across my knee oh no something is going to get me!My heart is pumping faster I start to scream and just when I cant take no more Im in the woods almost safe and free,but no.Oh my god he has a chainsaw and I am scared as can be I dont even realize I have ran into a tree.Yes it is going to be ok no it wasnt a dream it was a awesome ass theme park named edgeofmadness.

My Awesome Friends
Hey all, I hope you have a great weekend...and get to relax and do the things you want to do. I just wanted to wish you well and tell you how awesome it is knowing you all and talking with you....you guys are the best! luv ya

Gone
Well, I am just a little too occupied to come on here very often. I will be gone atleast a week at a time. I am pretty much over Steve. I went through that stage where I just wanted him to come home but I am past that now. If he wants to go forever more power to him. I love him but I am not wanting him to come home as bad as I was once. I am greatful for all of your support. Like I said if he wants to go then he can go and if he wants to come home then he knows where home is. I am pretty much numb right now. I probably would only let him come home to pay the bills. But he is doing that anyways. So whatever he wants to do. I just want to get on with my life, which I am starting to do. I made some new friends this weekend, I went over to her house and lots of other people came over and they are all great people. She said I can come over anytime. and they live really close to me so if I get drunk I ain't got far to drive to get home!HAHAHA! Any way I will go for now I will

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say o

Daahhhh Fuck....
subject says it all... daahhhh fuck... Yep. That about sums it up. Haven't been on much lately. The bad little man that lives in the part of my head where the bad stuff is, the keeper I quess you could say, has kept me quite busy cuz I quess he's bored and keeps digging shit up and sayin; 'Hey, look at this! Bet you forgot about this!!!' Motherfucker. Darkness is what I see. A beautiful sunny day only serves to make the shadows more alive, gives them a hard edge. Blahblahblah

Broken
Wake up to a sunny day not a cloud up in the sky, then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground, And they shatter all around. So open and exposed. I found strength in the struggle. Face to face with my trouble. Chorus When you're broken in a million little pieces and you're tryin but you cant hold on anymore. Every tear falls down for a reason. Don't you stop believing in your self. When you're broken. Little girl don't be so blue, I know what you're goin through. Don't let it beat you up. Heaven knows that getting scars only makes you who you are...only makes you who you are. No matter how much your heart is aching, there is beauty in the breaking....yeeeaaaahhh Chorus When you're broken in a million little pieces and you're tryin but you cant hold on anymore. Every tear falls down for a reason. Don't you stop believing in yourself. When you're broken. Bridge Better days are gonna find you once again every piece will find its place! Chorus

Mountains
Lucinda Jones workin' at the IHOP: Ten years worth of bacon, eggs an' tears She's waited on every creed an' color, While waitin' on this day to get here Graveyard shifts, two big tips, Makin' every quarter count, Was worth it all to see her son, In that cap an' gown There are times in life when you gotta crawl, Lose your grip, trip an' fall When you can't lean on no-one else: That's when you find yourself I've been around an' I've noticed that, Walkin's easier when the road is flat Them danged ol' heels'll get you every time Yeah, the good Lord gave us mountains, So we could learn how to climb Bobby, Bobby Dunn came back from the war, Lost his leg but they couldn't take his will Hell bent to run in that local marathon, He trained through the endless pain an' pills It hurt so bad that sometimes, He just had to cry, He didn't stop until he crossed, That finish line There are times in life when you gotta crawl, Lose your grip, trip

The Rede And The Threefold Law
"The highest law I now shall teach, Mind well your actions, thoughts, and speech; Many beings can hear and spirits know, The wickedness you seek not to show. So turns the wheel from year to year, Live in their love and have no fear; This ancient wisdom to you I tell, As it harms none, do what you will. Take caution of the next law too, For all you do comes back to you; The Wheel keeps turning, three times three, It cannot be fooled nor hidden be. Walk in harmony, balance, and love, For as below is as so above; May your God light shine for all to see, As you will, so mote it be." This is one the most important things to remember. I personally do try and follow this w/my heart and as well as my soul. I have learned it in the past that what u give u shall receive. Brightest Blessings to all

Baby Girl
Gotta hold on easy as I let you go Going to tell you how much I love you though you think you already know I remember I thought you looked like angel wrapped in pink so soft and warm you've had me wrapped around your finger since the day you were born Beautiful baby from the outside in chase your dreams but always know the road that will lead you home again go on, take on this old world but to me you know you'll always be my little girl when you were in trouble that crooked little smile could melt my heart of stone now look at you - I've turned around and you've almost grown sometimes when you're alseep I whisper I love you in the moonlight at your door as I walk away I hear you say "Daddy, love you more" Chorus Someday some boy will come and ask me for your hand but I wont' say yes to him unless I know he's the half that makes you whole he has a poet's soul and the heart of a man's man I know he'll say that he's in love but between you and me he

In Seach Of The Sexual Beach Babe
hello to all Myrtle Beach females on lost cherry i am on a quest to find the most sexually active woman out here to give me the the workover of my life and in return i will do the same but in order to do this you have to have a love for sex,foreplay and anything else YOU can think of well i hope that i have gotten your atention so hit me with a message and i will do the same in return

Dont Hurt Me, Im Begining You
take one last look at what you see, before we say good-bye take one last look at my smiling face before i start to cry say one last thing with your sweet vocie to make me feel reassured give me one last hug & tell me that you still care give me one last kiss to show me why the world is so unfair hold me just one last time to forget the pain that i've known hold me please just one last time before you let me go♥

G/f Or Wife Appcation
tell me.... BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: OTHER: Are u a virgin? 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite rapper? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Would you give me a lap dance? 7. Would you like for me to give you a lap dance? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, slut etc)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed wit me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our r

Friend Requests? So The 2,000 You Have Isn't Enough?
So I have been receiving friend requests... from people who have 2419 friends. Or some other high number like that. 90% of the time, I have no idea who this person is, or why they'd want to connect to me on here, and usually they won't say hi or view any of my photos, blog, etc... It's like that game... you might have played it as a kid... Ding Dong Ditch! You know... I am not trying to be a bitch but come on... I don't just add people just for the sake of adding people. I will add those who actually took the time to try to at least say hi and who I share something in common with. Or maybe someone who lives in Washington state which is where I live. If you're 52, married with kids my age and you have 2000 friends all of which are women who's main picture is a them in a thong or their boobs.. Sorry I'm not going to add you. If you can't at least say hi and tell me why you want to be friends... I probably wont add you. If I have the feeling you are just cruisi

Real Court Shit Funny As Hell
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are >> > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down >> and now >> > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm >> while >> > these exchanges were actually taking place. >> > >> > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? >> > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. >> > ________________________________ >> > >> > ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? >> > WITNESS: July 18th. >> > ATTORNEY: What year? >> > WITNESS: Every year. >> > _____________________________________ >> > >> > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >> > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. >> > ______________________________________ >> > >> > ATTORNEY: This my asthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? >> > WITNESS: Yes. >> > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >> > WITNESS: I forget. >> > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you

Hotel Room
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Good Evening" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a st

Life Explained...this Is Ok
Subject: FW: Life Explained On the first day God created the dog. God said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.

Dear Alcohol, Hell Yeah
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? (ok... not so much exes... more like good friends that wake up just to talk to me when I drive home!) 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a g

We Want You!!
We want to promote and play your music on our podcast. You can find it at www.pullingmypod.com. If you submit two or three mp3's along with a band bio they will be played and reviewed. You can also submit a show calendar and where to buy your music and we will pimp that too. Its free to play and free to listen so let us promote you. You can contact us at pullingmypod@bellsouth.net

Tag Your It!!
player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1 I have a ghetto booty, and hate it... 2 I treat my dog like a kid. 3 I have lived with 3 dif men. 4 I am constantly cleaning, I cant stand for my house to be messy. Some people think I have O.C.D 5 I have drank so much that I lost my friend at the bar, then drove to her house and couldnt find it...then puked on the side of my car door and drove home...oops!! 6 I cant cook...and won't!! I burn EVERYTHING!! Jenlyn Phantom Spike J.Boogie Havik Kell

Fbi Job Opening .....lol
FBI Job Opening For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet

I Made This In To A Song But It Is Sad
Read This...It has gotta to be one of the saddest things I have read :'( (take time & actually read this) 8th grade stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didnt notice me like that, I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to know that I don`t wanna Be just friends, I love her but I`m just too shy, and I don`t know why... 11th Grade The phone rang. on the other end it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she wa

By: Crazedvampiress "vampy"
to:"UnLoved" Who are you? Can this be true? You seemed too dark and empty A dream you must be. It was a cold winter night All around me, no light I couldn't see My eyes were black and empty. Your foot steps I was hearing My heart suddenly stopped beating I thought you were just like all of them around me But the glow in your eyes revealed your true identity. You were too pale to be real The beating of my heart you could feel For I could feel it dying inside As you stood in the shadow by my side. A giant stature beside me was standing As he stepped out of the shadow bleeding But on his lips was the blood of another creature That he has killed for his own pleasure. The blood on his lips was red as the rose The glow in his eyes told me I was the one he chose It was dark and cold, I didn't know what to do As you drew closer, I stepped back away from you. I was afraid, but I was drawn to your charms You went down on your knees and opened your arms Wa

Please Help
ive joinded quite a few of these sites... and i have to say that this one is the coolest..., but also the hardest to control.... im not from USA im from just outside london UK... i do try to edit it, with no joy..... its kinda frustrating

Alright Seriously Now.
I swear to god the first blog i make and loco cloud9 and leia all bust on me and try to piss me off lol thanks you all great supporting friends you are apparently im gay and at the same time i collect females omfg!>..... you all are rediculous lol but i love you all.... i have said it once and will say it again people arent collectors items and i dont like people who act that way. just thought id let you all know that.

Love 4
I hate this feeling of being so sad.I just want to feel glad just once in my life I want to feel loved and not make the same mistakes over and over and having to be hurt in the end. It sucks ass and all I can do is pick myself up off the ground. I have been cheated on three times, been hit, shit thrown at me, been put down and been basically choked by my ex wife. Been wished on that I was dead. Been kicked around when I was in school. I just want to feel loved by someone so tired of all this shit.

Interesting Mum Results
Interesting MUM results Here's a few things that I thought would be fun to see what others views were on some (somewhat) interesting subjects. Superstition and Friday the 13th (77veiws still active) Being it was a superstition based day, I ask if Superstition played a part in your life. The believers were plentiful at first ... owning the vote the first eight hours. With 80% saying they were at least a little superstitious. During the wee hours (and suspiciously after the 13th was over) The nonbelievers took the voting over: Yes-sometimes-I'm a lil 44.4% No never! 55.6% Speaking of voting ... I asked the viewers if the USA voting system could change along with the times in: Politically incorrect (49 veiws still active until around 7:00 tonight) Sadly, just like our voter turn out ... not many showed interest. (one of my least viewed MUM's) I'm wondering here if "Special Interest" groups have made it almost impossible to let the PEOPLE actually run the

The Big Move.....
Hey everyone... not sure who actually reads these, but here it goes... A week or so ago, someone complained my photos on here were inappropiate.. What about everyone else's... There are womens crouches and mens dicks posted all over here, and you do not have to be an adult to see them. My pictures were posted as such... ADULT. So who ever felt the need to do this..."FUCK YOU"... I am now moved to Pennsylvania. I'm hoping all works out here. And I do get to see Brian alot now.. And I don't have to drive over 300 miles to do so. To my "friends" , thanks for listening and being there when I was lonely and bored. I'm here everynow and then. Or if you are my real friends, you know how to get up with me if you need to. I have job interviews next week, i'm getting excited yet scared. Being alone is all new to me. And of course, being with a man that truly loves me is new...BUT WONDERFUL!! I hope I dont fuck this up... Well, thanks for listening. Peace out!!!! Holla Back!

Redheaded Woman
Redheaded Woman By Bruce Springsteen Well brunettes are fine man And blondes are fun But when it comes to getting the dirty job done I'll take a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done Well listen up stud Your life's been wasted Til you've got down on your knees and tasted A red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done Tight skirt, strawberry hair Tell me what you've got baby, waiting under there Big green eyes that look like, son They can see every cheap thing that you ever done Well I don't care how many girls you've dated, man But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated By a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done

The Girl With The Broken Smile
She Will Be Loved Video - Maroon 5 lyricsMaroon 5 Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I’ve had you so many times but somehow I want more I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get insecure It doesn’t matter anymore It’s not always rainbows and butterflies It’s compromise that moves us along My heart is full and my door’s always open You can come anytime you want I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And s

2 Mah Family And Friends
Shyt if I ever get this blog thangie down..UGH I wrote allof you something beautiful and inlighting but hell if I know where it went to.. So now I forgot all that I had said.. But basicly what i was trying to say is that friends and Family seem to be neglected sometimes.We tend to get to wrapped up in ourselfs at time that we forget the important ones. The ones that are there when we need a helping hand or a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear, or something jus say to us u look like shyt i hope that your not going out with that on..LoL.. Way im saying this is that I was jus worxing on some graphicz for mah profile and fixin things up alittle cuz i have only been here for about a month or less. Still learning the way here...And i looked over to all that was on mah family and friends list that i really never talk to after the cherries are givin out. So i jus wanted to say Hiie and that I hope that you aLL are Having a LOVELY WEEKEND..SMOOCHEZZ and Lixz all around...:)~~

Teenage Dirtbag
Teenage Dirtbag Video - Wheatus lyricsWheatus Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Her name is noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth he lives on my block and He drives an Iroc but he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me... Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Oh yeah dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely. Low and behold She's walkin

Love 3
I know that love is supposed to be a life time but how do you know when it is right. Everytime I think that I have found the right one I get screwed over. I just wish that I could meet the right one who will love me for who I am and doesn't judge me for what I have done in the past. Let the past lie dead that is what I always say. Hopefully I will find the right one

New Rule!!
I love all of you but some changes have to be made. If I get a message asking me about anything that is already answered on my profile, Im going to have to delete you. If you ask me a question Ive already answered on my profile, that means your not paying attention to what I have to say and are only interested in the pics. Im sorry, but I dont want to spend all day responding to messages when the answer to questions is right there in front of you.

No Love.
Just when I thought it was safe to breath There you are to break my reprieve The thoughts of you had begun to subside The back of my head was where they’d reside Just one call in the middle of the night Reopened those gates and clouded my sight. Reminding me how I long for the feel your skin The taste of your kiss, where have they been Letting your sent fill up my lungs I want more than your name on my tongue. Pulling your hair, you clawing my back Why is there someone who has to keep track

...someone Will Pay..
SO I WOKE UP AROUND 11 AM... yesterday and i went into my car...SOMEONE went into my car...I KNOW SOMEONE DID CUZ ALL MY CRAP THAT WAS IN MY MIDDLE CONSOLE WAS ON MY PASSENGER SEAT..hmmm..either im on something or somebody really did.I KNOW THOUGH CUZ I HAD MY IPOD CHAGER BEFORE I LEFT MY CAR..AND ITS NOT THERE ANYMORE.WELL I HOPE WHO EVER WENT IN MY CAR KNOWS..THAT THERE VERY LUCKY.. I DIDNT SEE.. CUZ NEXT TIME I WILL BE WATCHING AND I WILL CHOP THERE FINGERS OFF.NO JOKE. OUT OF ALL CARS PARKED ON THE STREET IT HAD TO BE MINE. WOW I FEEL LUCKY HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Please, Prove Me Wrong
one of the lowest points in my life was realizing that there is no such thing as love. it's like when your parents tell you that you're old enough to know that santa isn't real. it crushes you to know that something you've been waiting on, something that you've believed in for so long suddenly just isn't real. now all i hope for is someone to come along and prove me wrong.

Tag Your It
player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1 I trim my eyebrows. 2 I shave my chest & stomache 3 I'm a health freak. 4 I'm self-concious about my body 5 I threw up on my best friend before 6 I'm on Cycle DJ ANIDEX DJ INFERNO DJ SCARFACE DJ KARMA WINNY BIG JOE Kissing Bandit

What's Inside That's Odd!
FOR ALL MY NEW FRIEND'S: IF YOU'D LIKE A FURTHUR LOOK INTO MY ODD BRAIN, GO TO www.oddcomix.com AND CLICK ON STORIES; THERE YOU'LL FIND SOME AMUSING SHORT STORIES SUCH AS 'ATTACK OF THE KILLER HASH BROWNIES','KING OF PAIN' AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:'THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW EVERYONE SUCKS' A REAL LAUGH-OUT -LOUD STORY!!! SEND ME COMMENTS AND LOVE AS I AM A VERY LONELY MAN!!! ENJOY!!!

Smart Test!!!
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Okay I Gave In
as i get sick of explaining that the html is not enabled on my page I have decided to turn the comments off, if you want to send me a message or a shout please feel free. and if you are on me friends list and get upset that you cant post picture tags can you let me know so that you can remove me and I can remove you from my list

Some Strange Thing Going To Happen :-p
Well, some strange thing(s) going to happen if I keep up with new picture but don't worry it will be more picture of me comin soon if I can keep it up and keep adding me and I will return a favor ;-)

With The Approach Of October 15th....
I am making posters to hang up in a few local churches to see if anyone would like to participate with me, Mike and the kids in the candle ceremony. I find myself getting more emotional and crying knowing that by participating in this myself I am admitting our baby really, truly is GONE. It is so final feeling and it really hurts inside. I really, really loved this baby even when it was sooo little. Thanks to all of you that will be putting up a candle for your pro pic at 7pm your time...it means a great deal to me. I have a candle pic if you would like to rip it from my pics. Thanks again! Angie

Oh I Really Do Despair
of some people, I was explaining to someone who i thought was a good friend that i didnt have html comments on my page as I am tired of picture tags and happy hump day messages, he didnt give me a chance to explain that I would have rather had comments telling me how he is doing and what is new in his world and has removed me and block me. Why are men so fucking paranoid about stupid shit?

Funny Shit Im A Goober!
ashley my friend called me and i was supposed to call her back cause she dont got long distance....well i got off the phone with her went to dial the number dialed the other phone in my house and i was thinkin whos caliin and i am watin for ashley to pick up and i pick up the other phone say hello and no answer and then i hang up the longdistance phone and i hear it on the other phone click and i was like duh it took me a few mins to figure it out i called ashley we were laughin about it for like 20 mins i swear im great!

Help
please help my friend seanna she is on my family list and she is new to the system so please help her out and she will return the favor and so will i. thanks for your attention in this matter it is greatly appreciated!!!

To All Lost Cherries!!!
THER ARE JUST SO MANY ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THIS SITE; THAT I MAY HAVE TO PERMANATELY SET UP SHOP HERE AND ABANDON MYSPACE FOREVER! BWA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! AND A SPECIAL SHOT OUT TO MELISSA! I'LL THROW ON SOME MORE PICS JUST FOR YOU!!! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!

Tell Me If You Can
I AM SITTING IN THE CAR... SHE IS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD... I SEE THIS FIELD... WHERE THE TREES... THEY GROW TALLER THAN ANY I HAVE EVER SEEN... I SEE A RAINBOW OF FLOWERS... IN MANY SHADES SO BEAUTIFUL... THEY ARE PURPLE, BLUE, WHITE, AND PINK... THEIR SIMPLE BEAUTY TAKES ME BREATH AWAY... A SMALL POND NESSELED BETWEEN TWO GRASS COVERED HILLS... THE WATER IT IS SO PURE... IT LOOKS SO CLEAN AND FRESH AND BEAUTIFUL... THE BIRDS HERE SEEM TO FLY HIGHER THAN OTHERS I HAVE SEEN... THEY ARE SO FREE... THIS PLACE MAKES ME FEEL BETTER... JUST LOOKING AT IT BRINGS ME PEACE... BUT BEFORE YOU ARE MISLEAD... OR THINK THIS PICTURE IS PERFECT... LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE... AROUND THIS LITTLE PARADISE IS AN OLD RUSTY FENCE... SO I LOOK AT THOSE TREES... THE FLOWERS, HILLS AND POND... NATURES BEAUTY NOW ALL FENCED IN... KEPT IN CHECK... NO LONGER FREE BUT CAGED... BUT EVEN THAT DOES NOT BREAK MY HEART... WELL NOT AS MUCH AS WHAT CAME NEXT... A SIGN, FOR SALE... COMMERCIAL PROPERTY... THE BREATH

How I Woke Up
HAVE YOU EVER WOKE UP AND HAD THE STRANGEST SADIST FEELING IN THE WORLD?? THIS FEELING HITS THE PITS AND DEPTS OF YOUR SOUL AND HEART...... THE FEELING OF BEING VERY DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THE VERY THING YOU WANT THE MOST, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE?? IT LEAVES YOU FEELING HOPELESS AS I DO RIGHT NOW..... IM NOT HAPPY, AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE...... THE STRANGE THING COMES ACROSS OF WANTING TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN LIKE I HAVE BEFORE, BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL IS REALLY THE POINT IN THAT?? IT JUST RELEASES PAIN THAT YOU ARE FEELING IN THE PITS OF YOUR MIND.... I DONT WANT TO DIE I JUST WANT TO STOP HURTING, I AM LOST WITHIN THE HELL OF MY OWN MIND AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAK FREE, THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE, UNTIL I BREAK AND LOCK MYSELF DOWN IN THE FOURS WALLS OF MY HELLISH ROOM....... THE ONE PLACE TO FIND SERENITY AND I DONT FIND ANYTHING BUT UGLY PINK WALLS THAT GET DARKER AND DARKER AS THE TIME PASSES ME BY.....

Hold On Baby
Hold on baby > > This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. > > > > The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. > > Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky! > > > > Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. > > > > > > > > > >

I Love You
I love you like dipping bread into salt and eating Like waking up at night with high fever and drinking water, with the tap in my mouth Like unwrapping the heavy box from the postman with no clue what it is fluttering, happy, doubtful I love you like flying over the sea in a plane for the first time Like something moves inside me when it gets dark softly in Istanbul I love you Like thanking God that we live.

The Dance Of Life...............
There were 2 hearts who met in a dance. That moment was magical. There was a sweet song playing, there was harmony and soon, love in the air. they fell in love and they started building castles in their dreams and promised forever with all certainty. But, somewehere in the midst of the fun, they got lost in the dance, something went wrong but they can never do anything. They were just drfiting away, their fortress falling apart. There were so many questions, but no one had an answer. The music stopped and then there was silence ... When we truly love someone, we give our best and let that person see the pureness of our intention. But sometimes that person makes us cry and hurts us for the wrong reason. That someone must have loved us but he has not loved us enough to make him stand for what he truly felt. Now we faced with the seemingly impossible task of forgetting.. we have burdened ourselves long enough but we still cant get out of this emotional trap. Let us rememeber that

Joy Is A Good Thing
JOY IS A GOOD THING RIGHT... WHAT I MEAN IS JOY IN LIFE IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE WISH FOR... NOT ME, BECAUSE EVEN WITH MY SLIGHTEST JOY... I RECEVE GREAT PAIN... WHEN JOY BRINGS ONLY PAIN EXACTLY WHAT IS LEFT TO WISH FOR??? I COULD WISH FOR DEATH... BUT I THINK THEY WOULD ENJOY THAT TOO MUCH... SO I GUESS I SHOULD WISH FOR RELEASE... FOR A WAY TO ESCAPE FROM THIG PRISON... THIS PRISON THAT IS MY LIFE... THE CRAZY THING IS THAT I AM SCARED... SCARED TO BE RELEASED... AT LEAST HERE I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT... I DO NOT EVEN THINK THAT I AM BRAVE ENOUGH TO EVEN TRY TO SAVE MY SELF... SO WHILE I STAY HERE IN MY OWN LITTLE PRISON... I DO NOT WISH FOR JOY... AND I DO NOT WISH FOR RELEASE... HOWEVER I DO WISH FOR SLEEP... ENDLESS SLEEP... A SLEEP WHERE MY DREAMS CAN BE MY ESCAPE... UNTILL I LEARN TO BE BRAVE...

Tribute 2
TRIBUTE...PART 2(you know her...you love her)TO THE MEN...NOT THE MALES...I have FINALLY come with this one...a very long overdue addition to my first tribute. So many times I have heard my male co-horts say that "I wish I could understand a woman". Well let's destroy that MYTH...stop saying something because you think that’s what women want to hear. They want us as men to say “because I love you I do understand you". We have been playing roles that have women saying “we are running out of good men". Ladies allow me to speak for myself (for that is the only one I can speak for) and say I have failed you. Yes that’s it...failed you. I know I failed when i hear that you are in pain and I didn’t come to your rescue...not as your dick...not come to you as a booty call...but step to you as a MAN. Not as a male but as a man. I know there are many men who are guilty of that same childish act, but it is not my place to condemn anyone other than myself. When I remember when I was stupid eno

Christian's Surgery *crys*
Well most of you know that my oldest son Christian has Autism... with that he has alot of sensory issues and one of them is the way that a toothbrush feels bothers him... due to this, I'm unable to blush his teeth as they SHOULD be done, I get the brush in there but doesn't last very long... if a second at all ... *shrugs* Well here recently we've FINALLY found a dentist that will take a "SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD" (on a side note... this pisses me off, not a single dentist would take him because he has Autism... grrrrrr) But thank God I found someone that actually Specializes in handicaped/special needs children AND adults!! So we went to see him about a month ago, now let me tell you... I thought me getting him to open his mouth for me to brush was hard.... he's STRONG!!! and when he sets him mind to the fact that he DOES NOT want his mouth opened.... it does NOT get opened *giggles* Well because of not being able to do a complete exam at the office we scheduled for him to go to th

Tribute
This is long overdue (at least from me that is) a tribute that will have more than one part. It needs more than one part. My tribute is to women. In my mind, the creator, the Alpha, the strength when you have none, the backup plan when yours fail or worse when you cant think of one. To me women are the reason the world is in the state we are in, or least their response to the worlds, mistakes that is. I remember one of the Men In Black movies where Rosario Dawson’s character had the power to change the very state of the weather with her emotions. This was not because she was an alien to me. It was a metaphor as to how the ol sayin is “if mama aint happy no one is happy”. That is the power god has entrusted women with. You are the barometer of the world. You are the true catalyst of change. I cannot ever encapsulate in words your strength…hell to be honest I do not believe a women can be pushed to her limits…she has none. How can a creator of life have limits? You defy the percept

Why Do Girls Say No
So it's pretty clear that women aren't enjoying sex - but why!? The reason is simple: some women don't enjoy sex because they aren't having regular orgasms! How often would you want to have sex if you never got off? So what it comes down to is this: If you want to please your woman, you have to learn how to give her orgasms! There's no getting around that fact, unless you want to risk losing her to someone else who knows how to! After all, if you aren't keeping her satisfied then who will? The truth is, nobody was born a perfect lover - and very, very few men even know how to give their woman an orgasm, let alone consistent mind-blowing, earth shattering orgasms (which are just as easy!). So don't think you're alone if your lady has gone off sex. your just not doing for her.

Tag....you're It
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves.People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged,list their names,leave them a comment, and tell them they are tagged, and to check your blog for details...It's fun. 1. I want to be loved 2. My bed has to be made every day 3. I like clowns 4. I love to play video games 5. I wear fuzzy, leopard print house shoes 6. I put a hand towel over the alarm clock, to keep the light from waking me up J. Bones Lordi29 The G-Spot Bigdaddy rhyno8123

The Redneck Lovin Way
The Italian says, "When I've finished a makina da love with ah ma wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her kness and she floats six inches above the bed in ecstacy." The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats twelve inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The Redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder, wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freaking ceiling

If Only You Came One Day
If only you came one day.. From the distants, tired like a pigeon sweetheart. A never ending beauty in your eyes Spring in your hair.. If only you came one day.. A fresh breeze in your smile Your hands still as beautiful All the doors you touch blossomed.. If only you came one day.. Your longing inside me, like eternity. I stare bewildered all of a sudden, helpless. Stars from the sky fallen on my heart. If only you came one day.. With no shadow on your face, and no reproach in your words. I rub your dusty shoes on my eyes The whole world is mine...

Things I Hate
I hate when people come into my house and automatically assume everything in it is thiers. I hate when people feel the need to tell me that its cold outside.... When I am standing outside. I hate when people point to thier wrist and ask what time it is.. I know where my god damn watch is. I hate when people are constantly telling me to smile. Yes.. I know my smile is attractive.. But exactly HOW attractive would it be if I was walking around grinning all the time. I hate when people tell me to relax...when I'm at work. Speaking of work, I hate when ppl tell me that I am taking it to seriously... Sorry.. but.. I like my job..and everything it entails.. and I take it very seriously. I hate when people think that they need to be center of attention.. when in all reality.. they aren't important enough. I hate when people think that you should laugh... giggle... chuckle.. at the stupid shit they say... ummm I think I'm done ranting for now... But I'm

How To Make A Woman Cum
How to make a woman orgasm When it comes to pleasing a woman and giving a woman orgasms most guys are their own worst enemies. They do everything wrong and hope for great results. Here are the key mistakes and some tips...don't screw 'em up. DON’T: Mimic porn stars from flicks with names like ‘Saving Ryan’s Privates,’ or ‘Pulp Friction.’ In bed, most guys make the mistake of just copying what they see in videos or on the internet. These positions are what look best on camera NOT what provides the best stimulation and enjoyment for women. What's misleading is the women in the videos are paid to 'act' as if they enjoy everything even when it doesn't really feel good - that's their job. . (Let’s be honest: no woman looks that good when she hits the big O for real. Her face tends to scrunch up like cheap plastic in a bon fire, sometimes accompanied by pushing noises reminiscent of labour contractions or a long overdue bowel movement.) DON’T: Rush Into Penetration

I Want To Be With You
I couldn't comprehend how, but We met Out of nowhere. Don't ask me why, there is no point I just wanted to hug you. I couldn't help myself, and I came to you. I see now, it was you I have been looking for all my life Is there anyone who won't open the door when it's love knocking... It is hard to live alone, but it is even harder to wait I suffered enough, come and stay with me. Reason, determination, strength... They just don't work when you are in love I want to be with you. I used to not believe in love I used to laugh at other people I used to say, one will create his own destiny But words are vain when you are in love My heart goes crazy whenever I see you Reason, determination, strength... They just don't work when you are in love I want to be with you.

Worry
I HAD TO DO THIS! Worrying is defined as… Mental distress or agitation caused by concern. So concern in its extreme position leads to worry. Obviously we are far too concerned…or are we? Is it our concern or is it the things we concern ourselves with? “Control the things you can” a diluted version of the SERENITY mantra that a fellow peer of mine always used. I heed those words diligently. The past is a faction of our lives we cannot undo yet the majority of our worry is there. Now here is the one I’m more susceptible to, the future. What will I do with this part of my life and that part of my life? The incessant ramblings in my head can cause a heart attack. Now lets look at the “REALITY”, my past is just that, long gone and never to get back…THANK GOD! I have no future, today is all I have nothing more nothing less. Can I plan for the future? Of course. But worrying gets me nowhere. Can I check myself and not repeat the mistakes of my past? I had better. But in the end its just m

Cleanin' House
i guess i shoulda wrote this blog BEFORE i cleaned house because those who i removed from my friends list now won't know...hey, wait a minute!! those on my friends list who ain't on my friends list no MO' wouldn't have read my fuckin' blog anyway..so fuck it. yep, i done cleaned house. i slimmed it down to 40 and THAT'S still a lot but i kept those who keep in touch, even if sporadically, like me...because every once in a while is better than NEVER. so if you have happened to venture on to my page and notice yer not on my friends list, well, now you know why. and what kills me is that most of 'em that i removed sent ME the friend request. i don't take it too seriously...my feelin's aren't hurt and i'm not ruined because of this... i gotta go kill myself now. lmfao

What Happen
what happen to the late night phone calls what happen to the hopes and dreams what happen to the everday dreams of you and me what happen to the memories that we once had this is what happend i cryed everynight cuz of the stupid shit u lied about everything when u knew u did have to u ingored me you made me fell liike i ment nothing but after all that i still love u and cant stop thinking about you everyday. i love u now and tell i die

I Think Ima Fuckin' Kill Someone
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I am so pissed right now. Well last fuckin week right my brother wreaked my car my dad had given me before he died well ok I just got home with my mom and my fuckin' mustang is gone and so is my brother. He just fuckin up and took it while I wasnt even here. I'm gonna fuckin' beat his god damn ass when he fuckin' gets back. It's fuckin' on now! GOD DAMNIT!

People
it really gets me when people act like im just another sexy chick....like they dont care if they know me they just want me....i want someone thats into me like everything about me...not just my looks someone who will take the time to get to know me things i like what i wanna do what i've done what i've been thru someone who really truely cares and when they talk to me or are around me it makes them feel like there everything and knows they wanna be with me someone who can't keep their mind off of me and not just sexually....sex really dont matter to me just things like the silly things i do and everything....i wanna be with someone who knows they truly care and wouldn't hurt me someone i can trust someone to laugh with and goof of have fun hangout i want something real.....im sick of games and being hurt i wanna be loved and i wanna love again

A Real Man...
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. He knows the real meaning of being a father and a Dad! 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself so she doesn't have to go the route of ..13 below. Young ladies, please learn to chase paper in the form of diplomas and degrees, not just being a paper chaser (dollar bills). 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't kiss & tell. 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS...... so that you know that he is okay. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you; He's man enough to judge for himself! 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend time with you and not at his own convenience... 1

Morning Wetness
Men wake up with morning wood, girls wake up to morning wetness. I guess that is where I am at this morning. I am awake after just a bit of a wet dream. I am horny and needing to feel the warmth of a body against mine. Yes, I was a smart girl and masturbated but it would be great if I could have some more fun. I am on www.niteflirt.com/amyissweet My rates are under a $1.00 a minute. I will be off and on today cause I am calling some old "friends" to see about hitting with someone. I hope to talk to you soon.

Tag
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.i don't like spicy food 2.i sleep without undies 3.always read something, whatever i have, before i sleep, otherwise i can't 4.i don't smoke before noon 5.i lay on bed with my laptop, and my laptop is the best bf i ever had 6.i sleep around 5-6 hrs per day but in the weekends around 10-12 lol Celticzen Misanthropic Angel Dead Venus Blue ~~ColdRedRains_Sassy_ Woman~~ taz $t3w T3h Po.O

Short Walk To A Far Away Place
I woke and thought I saw your face in the mirror across the room, A projection from my mind's eyes, weathered by time and stifled from new bloom. And then as I walked through my day objects, smell and sounds stired memories, Of distant events, some I've tried to forget and some that will always haunt me. Sometimes it seems my life now confines my thoughts like a prison cell, Never allowing me to escape from the past that I once loved so well. But I would not care to travel back to the times I've lived before. Instead I'll stay strong, try to smile, and keep searching for an open door.

Our Last Dance Of Chances
Our Last Dance of Chances In our last dance of chances I shall partner you no more I watch as this life turns you a new life I now abhor. In our last dance of chances When I bid your life good-bye I hope she treats us kindly Forever I ask her why. In our last dance of chances When I know you'll not be mine I will let you go with longing With hope of another time. In This last dance of chances We shall know each other's minds We shall part with our regrets when the tie no longer binds.

Today Is The Day
Saturday, October 14, 2006 Today is the day Is there something special you've been meaning to do? Today is the day to get started. Is there something you know that needs to be said? Today is your chance to effectively and compellingly express it. Is there someone you've been thinking of getting in touch with? This is the moment when you can go ahead and reach out. Formulating the best of intentions is a great way to start. Yet for those intentions to have any value, they must be acted upon. Today is the day to put your magnificent and meaningful intentions into action. Today is the magical space in which possibilities can indeed become real. Today is here and ready to be lived. Give your best to today, and its value will always stay with you. -- Ralph Marston

Dial 1-800-blk-cock
DIAL 1-800-BLK-COCK Joanna Norton stared at the scrap of paper sticking out from between her fingers After a long moment of contemplation she picked up the receiver to her phone and with a shaky hand dialed 1-800-BLK-COCK. “I must be out of my mind!” she muttered to herself while she nervously tapped her foot on the carpeted floor. After ten rings she was just about to hang up when all at once a lugubrious voice on the other end of the line said smoothly, “This is Walker Post, how may I help you?” Momentarily frozen with fear Joanna stood there mutely while wondering if she should just hang up and forget the whole thing. She had just made up her mind to forget about it when the voice suddenly uttered forcefully, “I can hear you breathing, now answer me!” Taken aback by this turn of events Joanne took a deep breath and stammered, “A-are you the man with the ad in the paper?” “And which ad would that be?” the deep resonate voice replied softly. “You know,” Joanne said, “the one in the U

Fucking And Football
My two favorite "activites" are all somehow sports related. (Fucking and football, banging and basketball, humping and hockey, ridin' and racing.....) , you get the point! So what are your two favorite activities? If you are a man or a sports freak like me, you understand how many sexy sports phrases there are. Just talking about this last night w/someone. My favorite is probably "scoring in the endzone" which applies to fucking AND football-or at least is what makes 'em fun!!!!!!! So, do you have a favorite phrase, or am I just another kinda freak and all I ever think about, I can relate to in a sexual way??????

Wait
I would have waited When you left. I was waiting To see if you still loved me. I waited But will wait no more. I am waiting Now I know what true love is. I am waiting For one who loves me in return. I am waiting For the one who would never leave. I am waiting no more I will find my true love. I am waiting no more I will find the one who loves me. I am waiting no more He will want me to be forever his.

Ranting
What is up with people on here? They seem to care more about makin it in the top 10, isnt this site about makin friends. Dont get me wrong it might be nice to be in the top 10 but I dont know about you I am here to make friends. I am soooo sick of people asking for help to level up and say they will return the luv but never do. But they will for their friends who are "hot" or in the top 10. I know I am not "hot" and dont have the smokin body like most of the people on here but like one person told me I am too sweet is why people wont rate me and only care about the points and dont try to get to know me. I dont know if that meant that people on here only want to get to know a bitch or because I dont have any sexy pics up. Oh well I guess I am done ranting now sorry but I had to do it. For those of my friends that will actually read this if you have returned the luv Thank you.

The Flight
He gets off the plane in the early morning light. He walks into the airport. She had been standing at the window watching the plane land. The trip started for him in Australia two days before. He had a layover in NYC, NY. Both legs of the journey saw him sleeping. Trent wanted to make sure he was fully rested when he landed. Trent intended to call her as soon as he got to his hotel. Trent walks into the concourse. He is so focussed on getting his luggage that he almost misses the eyes centered on him, and the emotional tug on his heart/psyche. He glances around; his gaze slides over the beautiful models, which are devouring him with their eyes, waiting for their outgoing flight to be announced. His eyes landed on a gorgeous, sexy, shy angel sitting alone by the window. Trent walks right past the models; the models follow his path to see what or who could be more enticing than them. He strides right up to his angel. He whispers for confirmation, “Sabrina”? Sabrina nods.

Art Comp Now On
Art comp is now on and none of the girls where online to see it lol.. guess that fair??.. oh well start your vote drives good luck will finish around 11.00pm sat 21st aust/melb time... PLEASE GO TO MY PICS AND VOTE FOR ONE PLEASE POEPLE IN ART COMP #1 ALBUM SPREAD SOME LOVE.. If you are a artist even IF YOU THINK your bad [i think i am, most of us do!] message me for the next one...

Saturday
Good Moring Ya'll.. Hope this Blog finds everyone welll.. Im doing ok... already got supper done... well almost lol.. other then that notta is going on... its about 40 degrees here so dont wanna go outside lol.. Im n the middle of burning waterboy... and Im bored haha... its nice and quiet here... kids and the other half are gone too the archery range.. will be back n a few hrs then there leaving again... so my day is gonna be nice and quiet ( I hope ) then the race comeson tonight... I wont stay up for all of it... but its all good... anyways just wanted too wish everyone a super day.. btw thanks for reading my bloggss and sending all the comments I get.. ya'll ROCK! Be good or Be good at it! Bec

What The Fuck?
I was just looking at another profile of evidently a child, or at least that's what this person put me in mind of. She thinks she's a gangster and painted her face ln black and white. What the fuck are we thinking talking to people like this? I too listen to c-rap music because at time I must because of my hobby of djing at parties and such, but to live your life because of this shit and think that you are a gangster and wear your pants down near your knees is pathetic, It's people like this that there is shooting in schools, homes, cities, and other places because people can't stand up and teach these children the right way, so I am going to say this once and people it's a rant and rave but it's the fucking truth, Teach your children about a gun, then they won't use it I guarantee it, teach your children about music and what the meaning behinde the song is, so they won't think they are a gangster, and if they insist on not listening use a timeout, take time out of your busy day to sm

Thank You!!
thank you for walking into my life when you did. thank you for making me smile each day. thank you for telling me i'm beautiful no matter what. thank you for walking into my life when you did. thank you for being my best friend. thank you for telling me it's okay to make mistakes and we're all human.

Omg This Is Funny
Before work yesterday I was going to shave and shower. Doesn't seem like to much of a task as I do it often. Well my nephew is visiting us for a month as I've mentioned before, and he thought he was going to take a bath with me. However I have my bath water way to hot for any child let alone some men. So the little wonderful child that he is says ok I'll watch you then. I tried the whole but buddy I don't want you to see me naked idea. He laughed and said, But I've seen you naked before so I'll just watch. I can't argue with that so he starts talking about his daddy and watching what I'm doing. I start by shaving my legs. Nothing unusual about that, and being the four year old that he is asks, Why do you shave your legs? I answered because I like having nice smooth soft legs buddy. After I get done shaving he feels and says oh that's nice. He starts again talking about how he wants to be daddy for Halloween. Then I start shaving my underarms. Again he asks me why I shave there. I

Lemons
A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked. "Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

Contest
OK so I am going to do a new contest! This one is for guys in Hats. It will be limited to 10 guys. The prize will be A mens ring or a rolex. Winners choice. It will Begin on Monday And run til Saturday at Noon. So all you sexy guys with baseball caps...think about it!! Just message me with the link to the pic I can rip. If theres enough interest I may allow 15 guys! Good Luck:) Immortal Love

Take The Bus
When my brother was about 20 years old and going to college in Portland, Oregon, he used to call our parents in Long Beach, California every time he needed money. He also use to take a bus every chance he would get to come home for the week ends, with the support of our parents. One night he called from Porland and ask our mother if they would send him some extra money to fly home, since he was getting tired of the buses. When our father heard this he yelled from across the room, "Tell him to stick a feather up his butt and fly home!" My brother said, "What did Dad say?" Our mother answered, "He said, you'll have to take the bus home, dear."

Dog Food Diet (humor)
I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because

Music To My Ears
Finally! after months of looking, wishing, waiting, wanting, complaining, oh.....sorry. Anyway, I finally got a new guitar! And an amp! I am giddy with excitement! I haven't heard the sound of an electric guitar in so long, it actually made my ears ring a little. Fender amps are the best! No matter how small, they can scream out tones like a half-stack without even cranking the knobs full on. I have alot of my own music, and after so long playing on an acoustic it sounds like totally new stuff on this axe. A Squire (Fender, but cheaper) Stratocaster with Obey graphics, and a Fender Frontman 25w amp. Now I need to go back to the songs I have learned over the past few months and work on them some more because this guitar has a little bit of a longer neck. The acoustic was a short scale, so it's just a matter of getting used to a true guitar. Won't take long. Especially since I have a very hard time putting it down. Of course, I was able to put it down long enough to blog. But it's early

When All Eles Fail I Got You To Fall Back On
i hate people right now There annoying the hell out of me Then don't even know they make me unhappy Well my so called friends Any way Thoes jerks can save it for another day But only one person Helped me through it No one eles cared B/c they made me feel like shit So now i know That we was always there So when i'm crying again He will always care

Wtf
ok well they look like they are cowboys. they have the wranglers, the lariat boots, the straw stetson, and some of em even have a can of the sweet smeeling copenhagen in their back pocket. walk past em and their phone ringer is drop it like its hot and he sounds like he is from the wrong side of detroit. heres another one. hey he has a asweet smile, "hi ma'am".. good start. minute i put my dip in he runs!!!! oh well. Southern style nothing wrong with a little chew while you screw!!! what happened to the real cowboys thes ones who would see a lady looking for a dance partner and just walk up to her and ask her to dance. They arent curtious any more. they are rude as all let out. I'm sorry boys but I am a southern woman. Military raised, but still simple enough that i can live with out my tv or my compouter for months on end.. drinking whiskey and beer is what i do with my friends. dipping is what i do period! And raisen my 3 beautfiul babies. so are you gonna cowboy the fuck up or just

Just The Day
Well last night was a normal night in the life of a Wal*Mart employee. To much to do and not enough people to do it with. One day they will learn to hire enough people. Until then all use will just have to continue being super beings. David aka the snot child is here. He's very excited. He will have a good month here. He gets to see his daddy, and we get to take him Trick or Treating. He already knows what he wants to be. In his words...I wanna be daddy. Now to shed some light on this I should mention his daddy is a soldier in the Army. Now we need to go out and find something that resembles a soldier and make him think he's like daddy. This isn't a bad thing but hard beacause he knows what his daddy wears and what he doesn't. The joys of having such a smart nephew lol. We'll find him something I'm sure. Well now that I've probablly put you all to sleep I'm off to rate and read. Love Stace

Martial Problems
ok so this is the story, i have been married since july 7 2005. i lvoe my hubby to death but here recently after i had the baby he has been jealous about how much attention the baby is getting and how he is really not getting any at all, so he resorted to getting online and talking in chat rooms with women that he knows nothing about, telling them that me and him are getting a divorce and that im a bad person and he looks at cams of females showing their stuff to them and then he lies to me about talking to them and lieing to them and says that im just jealous and that im always thinking that he is doing something wrong but the proof is right there in front of me in his message archieve. WHAT SHOULD I DO, HOW CAN I GO AND MOVE FORWARD ABOUT HIM PUTTING MY THROUGH ALL THIS??????

Thoughts
hmmmm...some say stay some say go but do any of them really understand? my love for him is strong and i belive his is for me our families simply complicate things his hates me mine hates him but is any of really any of their business? i mean shit as long as we are happy together even with problems isnt that all that matters shouldnt they respect that instead of tryin to destroy what we have i know he messed up but shit dont we all no a single one of us are perfect so why shouldnt i forgive him and move on we only live once so why not be happy? just some thoughts ive had

My Life As We Know It
Here I go again I just typed this dang thing and lost it all man that pisses me off it was long to.... I never put in a subject so there you have it did that before think I would learn wouldn't you well dang it here I go again. How my night started before i came to my girlfriends....started with when my hubby came home around 5pm I asked him why he lied to me Thursday night and kept askin me where his gst cheque was all along he had it... Found copy of the receipt from the bank in his wallet with pay and cheque lied about that and how much his pay was and he also lied where he spent about 135.00 no were only thing i can think is drugs.... OH yah them he has a bad habit and im tellin you bad .... Sick of his spendin and lies and stealin it all ... We have a son together who is 15 and fed up dont know what to do with him ..... I have no were to live thanks to him gave up our appartment to move in to his house and now my problems have just got worse. I love him we have been toget

Snoring Problems!
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he s

Here One You Need To Read If You Have Kids
i am back.ok when i was a little bratt my mom and dad took me and my sisters out for holloween i was sitting down having my cup of coffee that i never get to drink,when on the news comes on a note anyone who was or is a child molster has to have ther porch light out and can not hand out candy to the kids ????????WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!!ok if i know someone like that lives by me my kids arent out playing by his house at any time.now here it comeswho the fuck lets there kids go out by them selfs any way.with the way people are today i am with my kids any time they go out .and for the people who say my kid is to old to have me with them then they need to stay there ass at home its for little kids not for your 13 year old to try and take candy from the little ones. as the mom and dads we need to look out for them and hope we are doing well thanks for reading WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING love you all bratt

Back To The Online Dating
ok here i go.I just got in from a hard night at work get no my comp. and i see people telling me they hit it off with people on line.That is so cool and i hope you the best and i am not saying you can find your true love online but i am saying look out.now if you talk to someone and you hit it off thats so cool.so this will be my 1st i am sorry that i write. thank you bratt

Please Convince Me That My New Phone Is Better>>>
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Hate That Day Dang It
I was concerned when i went to work about this day hopin I wouldn't do nothing wrong well I tell it didn't take to long and it happened. When I was makin my muffins for my store I went to move them on to the freezer and litterly caught them it slipped out of my hangs and got muffin mix on my pants and my dang finger went in to it. I didn't want to loose them on the floor 12 of them it would of made me have more work to do. After that when my co workers showed up I end up spillin water on my pants and turkey juice from the turkey slices I had to wrap up...... I don't know if it was just me bein clumpsy or what but hay Im blaming it on the friday the 13th sounds good to me.....

Madonna
This photo provided by Liz Rosenberg, Madonna's publicist, on Thursday, Oct. 5, 2006, shows entertainer Madonna visiting with children during her trip to Malawi. Madonna visited an orphanage in Malawi on the second day of a trip to highlight the plight of AIDS orphans. Madonna has adopted a 1-year-old Malawian boy whose mother died a month after child birth, the baby's father, Yohame Banda, claimed Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006

From The Heavens!
A cosmic trigger event is occurring on the 17th of October 2006. This is the beginning, one of many trigger events to come between now and 2013. An ultraviolet (UV) pulse beam radiating from higher dimensions in universe-2 will cross paths with the Earth on this day. Earth will remain approximately within this UV beam for 17 hours of your time. This beam resonates with the heart chakra, it is radiant flourescent in nature, blue/magenta in colour. Although it resonates in this frequency band, it is above the colour frequency spectrum of your universe-1 which you, Earth articulate in. However due to the nature of your soul and soul groups operating from Universe-2 frequency bands it will have an effect. The effect is every thought and emotion will be amplified intensely one million-fold. Yes, we will repeat, all will be amplified one millions time and more. Every thought, every emotion, every intent, every will, no matter if it is good, bad, ill, positive, negative, w

How Bad
How bad are you?Have you ever stolen?:yepHave you ever cheated on a test?:yepcheated with someone else?:yepHow often do you use four letter words?:OFTENHow often do you drive above the speed limit?:sumtimesHave you committed vandalism?:yepHave you ever smoked?:still doTried drugs?:uh...yepPlayed strip poker?:yepTaken candy from a child?:nopeCrashed someone else's car?:nopeDanced naked in public?:nopeRan from the police?:yepSkipped class?:yepRun over an animal?:nopeWatched pornography?:everydayMade a prank phone call?:yepClick here to take this survey or find others at surveyspace.Click here to create your own.

A Thought Z ! ! !
A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality whats me w/out YOU???

Hot!
I know this is crazy and I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this (and putting this on your comments), but I can feel my tongue around it, sucking all the juice out until there is no more left. This has been on my mind all day long, and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm usually not like this, but CAN I GET A PIECE OF GUM? I prefer Trident!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
MY Name is . . . . Shake zoola the mike rula the old schola you wanna trip ill bring it to ya Frylock and Im on top rock you like a cop meatwad you're up next with your knock knock Meatwad get the moneys see Meatwad get the honeys G Drivin in my car livin like a star ice on my fingers and my toes and im a taurus check check it . . . yeah Cause we are the aquateen make the homies say ho and the girles wanna scream Cause we are the aquateen make the homies say hoe and the girlies wanna scream

A 2nd One
...That's right ladies and gentlemen, I have officially got 2 prince alberts, I agree the not getting laid for ages is gonna be a bit of a problem but DAAAAAMN, this should be interesting for the ladies methinks. If anyone wants to prebook a test run be in contact, activity starts as of December 1st 2006 and booking is first come first serve for the pick of the timeslots. First 500 entrants free.* *Terms and Conditions apply.

Friday The 13th
Dudes today was a good day... so good that i had to write about it lol. I have clinical depression right and normally im all like blah and unhappy but today i was like bright and bubbly and stuff :D it was great yay lol but yeah bunniesssssssssssssssss lol im random im gonna go now and be bubbly elsewhere lol

Web Cam With Sound
If you want to get naked and have a little fun Im live on web cam playing pink floyd and showing slides of space from the hubble tele scope click on cam to cam and lets go private OK girls Im waiting log on and lets play Broadcast Yourself LIVE

Good Question
why is it that when ure arrested, ure told you have the right to remain silent... .... yet they get extremely pissed if you dont tell them anything an yell at ya to start talking?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! is it just me or is this a bit double dutch

Radio Session This Sunday
WELL I WORK FOR AN INTERNET RADIO STATION WWW.RAPTUREFM.COM PLEASE TUNE INTO MY SHOW THIS SUNDAY AT 8PM GMT TIME (london time) . ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REGISTER IT TAKES 2 SECONDS THEN YOU CAN POST SHOUTS ENTER THE NEW VERY COOL CHAT ROOM AND LISTEN TO ME ! I PLAY UK FUNKY HOUSE AND GARAGE AND A LITTLE HIP HOP TOWARDS THE END OF MY SHOW . THE MORE THE BETTER SO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND ILL SEE WHOEVERS INTERESTED ON SUNDAY !!! PEACE DAN.T

*bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo*
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

*sigh*
Let it go Just let it go Watch me fly away from all the shit in my life Watch me smile Watch me laugh Watch me not see that knife in my back Let me hide Please don't see All the pain that's inside me I know it's ugly As am I It makes me bitter Fills me with Hatred And all this I try to hide Don't let me look Don't let me see Don't give me a reason to see me I don't want to relive all this shit that has happend to me I want to go To run away I don't want to do it alone I always do I'm tired of it But I'm not strong enough to stay and fight I'm tired of dealing I'm tired of dealing I do it once more Everyday It gets a little eaiser I'm not really dealing like I'm supposed to be I try to pull away Every single day Doesn't work I get pulled in I want to make him feel better than I do... Let me sigh Let me plead You let me do these things You let me be me It's a scarey thought You know me being me Don't know if I want to do it Not sure

*my Emotional Intelligence Quotient & Intuition*
Your EQ is 133 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? ************************************************** You Are 52% Intuitive Your intuition is often right, and you use it more than you may realize. Your gut feelings are usually a good guide, but you need more to go on when making a

4 Years...
Okay, it's been 4 years since I've had sex. Technically, I was 19 years old, thus I haven't had sex since I was a teenager. Isn't that funny? Hell, I feel like laughing at myself. I've spent 4 years occupying myself with work, playing music, everything but relationships. I guess I've tried to avoid them. I figured if I was meant to be with someone, damnit, they could find me. I got pretty tired of having my heart trampled upon and all that nonsense, and wasn't good at seeking out girls... couldn't handle the college scene, the bar scene, etc. So, for some reason, after all this time, the little light of hope has started to flicker inside my heart. I'm starting to feel human again, which I think I thought of myself as a robot for awhile. Let's just hope that little candle that just fired up doesn't set the whole forest ablaze like it has in the past. Hooray!

Travelers Beware Of Cracks In Airliner Windows!
This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!!!! Actual crack in a US Airways DC-9 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely think twice before flying USAir.

Friday's Nebulous Top Ten. . . Movies
Welcome to the first installment of my Nebulous Top Ten list. I call it nebulous because it is not set in stone, by any means. These just happen to be the movies that came into my head when I was making the list. I'm sure that if I did it on a different day, I'd come up with some different results. Anyway, this week I chose to share my top ten favorite movies of all time. Enjoy! 1. Star Wars I actually lump all six of the Star Wars films into this slot. But, it's the first one, which is really the fourth one, that has the most sentimental value, for me. I was seven years old when it came out, and it was the coolest thing ever. 2. Batman Begins This is the newest movie in the list. I was a big fan of Tim Burton's Batman movie with Michael Keaton. When I heard that Batman Begins was greenlighted, I was just hoping that it would be as good as Burton's. I was actually shocked by how good it was. The first time I saw it, I felt like I had just witnessed a historic event

Life Change
Check this out, in the last six months Ive lost over 60lbs, and turned my life around. This is how it came about. Well let me start from the beginning, about 7 or 8 months ago I was living out of my car . Me and the wife hadnt been getting along for quite some time and this was only one of the many times I had to leave home. I was to proud to let anyone know what was going on in my life, and figured Id sleep in my car and shower at work rather than tell my family what was going on. Even though they would have gladly had me stay with them. For years I was depressed and miserable, and slowly killing myself with food. My kids and wife had myspace accounts, and while at work one day I was showing my buddy their pictures on myspace. Alone and on my own, I started looking up old friends on MySpace. I had only found one old girlfriend from high school, but I wasnt even sure if it was her or not. After quite some time of wondering , my buddy talked me into contacting h

Life's Lessons
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

The Rose....
I got this kewl rose from an awesome person...bc i was alone...I love it..=== 'bidwecc' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-14 01:58:12'.. > > "tell me about it"Click here to return the favor!Click here to see this gift on your profile.

Ten Husbands
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought

Important Definitions
Important Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female:

Great To Be A Women
Great to be a woman Reason's why it's great to be a woman: Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling. You can sleep your way to the top. You can sue the President for sexual harassment. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo. Brad Pitt. No one passes out when you take off your shoes. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store. If you forget to shave, no one has to know. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute. You have the ability to dress yourself. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist. You can qui