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Why A Gun Is Better Than A Woman
Why a gun is better than a woman #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22 # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when....you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. # 6.Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. # 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A Gun

The #2 Pencil...
The #2 pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to A

I Need Some Help
This is all pretty simple actually. As you may or may not know, I've launched my own site called Stangzine. At the recommendation of one of my friend's, I have added the "Just Ask Stang" section. For lack of a better word it's an "advise column". This is where you come in......I need LETTERS...LOL For obvioius reasons, all names will be confidential and I will post at least one entry per day, so if you are interested, just click the button and check it out. While you're there, don't forget to sign up for the monthly newsletter...... *Note - When you join the newsletter, you will have to verify your email. No worries, I don't give out your information.

I Am A Father
I am a father A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. "I am a Father." The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the Father of many." The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way! The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said "Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead!

L.a. Ink
little background before you read this. If you're just as disgusted as I was after reading this...please repost!!! Adam Sky is one of the hardest working individuals in the business in my opinion. Months ago he was offered a guest spot at Kat Von D's High Voltage tattoo shop in Hollywood California. This is why we hate rockstar attitudes in the tattoo industry, and people who turn into fucking leeches. Read, go throw up, and then repost please! I got fired from L.A. Ink Sarah and I were sitting at one of my fave sushi restaurants in Hollywood, Sushi Cafe, enjoying getting full on sushi pizza when I get an emergency phone call from Kat Von D.'s personal manager, asking me to hold tight at the restaurant and she's got something to tell me in person. So we're sitting there, trying to figure out what's so important that it couldn't be discussed over the phone. I'm starting to get nervous as I could only imagine the worse, whatever the worse could be. So Kat's manager

Words I Will Speak One Day To "her"
Words Yet Unspoken...Delivered From The Heart....Composed By The Soul....One Day..I Dream to form my Lips and send Her My Love in these words....I Want You to Remember; We Say "I Love You" just about every day. Sometimes the words are Whispered as we fall asleep at night....sometimes they're spoken at the end of a phone conversation or accompanied by a Quick Kiss as we rush out the door. The words are Always there, but sometimes we forget to think about how much they Really mean. Every Time you hear me say those Three Little Words, I want You to remember that they're coming from the bottom of My Heart, composed by My Soul.......... I want You to remember that I LOVE YOU for EVERYTHING You Are and for EVERYTHING I Am with You. I want You to remember that You're the Best Person I've ever known and I feel so lucky to have you in My Life. I want You to remember that True Love is FOREVER and there is No Love Truer than the Love I Feel for You. I want You to remember that

Looking Back At Almost 20 Years
20 years came and went On those years I'd like to express How I felt in the very depths Of my heart So we'll start From my memories in the park I was real young I think around 4 There was a new world to explore My mothers words I couldn't ignore So I behaved And took life in doses Until my imagination became the momentum for all my motion Thus the spark that created the comotion Sort of like the spark of a locamotion It jumped the tracks I remember not thinking I'd just react I remember growing up wondering why they argued about me Then I asked if it'd just be easier without me Elementry school made a couple friends About 2 decades later my friends thought to end A bond that we started so long ago It's ok it just helped the growth Some stuck with me Jay Jesse Ralphie some still here with me Never much of a trouble maker But whether if it was the poke of an eraser Or the tip of the pencil I still ended up in the office of the principal Remember when you wer

Hear This Kitten Purrrr....
Hello Boys! I'm naughty Taryn. A hot older babe who is absolutely cock crazy and crazy for YOU. I love to fuck older men and younger guys alike. I'm a 40-ish woman in her prime. Some might call me a mature Mommy or MILF. I have sexual experience that younger gals just don't have and I get off on it and with you. I know how to please a man. I know how to be your submissive whore. OR I can take control and give you exactly what you've been craving. I'll make your cock and balls ache for me. I'm gonna take you to a new level of pleasure. Think you can handle a REAL kinky lady? I'd like to see you try. I bet you have some naughty fantasies that make your dick nice and stiff, and I want to hear them, so let's get down and dirty together.

Somethin I Got In An Email But Amen
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about

The Divinyls-i Touch Myself
love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Not Euphenisms
i have swallowed glass i have inhaled burning insulation i have walked a whole day on a broken foot my apendix exploded in my abdomen i have been beaten and left for dead in the snow ----- i've been wound tight my muscles convulse at the dimming light i want to fight (can you hear it? he closes in )

Jack Off Jill-angels Fuck
I woke up, morning I woke up dead today I aged a thousand years or more I flinch when you are nice You kill me with a single word When angels fuck and devils kiss, I'm sure I'll bask in your forever You just waste my time I want to drag you down, down with me I wanted to help, to help destroy the world I wanted to be that, to be that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide, but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush, but me I'm living in a human teenage mediocrity Everybody's got a little someone to trust, but me I dreamed that I was you I dreamed your ego died Sad who loves you more than I do I know you lied I'll bask in your forever Fucking waste of time Angels fuck and devils screw I wanted to heal me and then destroy the world Piss in your heart and be that, and be that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush but me I'm living in a teenage negative mediocrity

Lunch
I am sitting here during my lunch hour, eating my sandwich my son made me wondering why do people feel the need to bother you while you stuff your face and take the hour break you are entitled to. If you didn't know i am the credit analyst for the company i work for. I am the only one for this division. My boss is in another state he watches the account while i eat or do whatever i need to do. But people still feel the need to ask me to stop eating and help then. Lord knows they took a lunch and were allowed their time of peace or maybe they worked thru b/c they are unable to manage their time. No matter the issue I know how to manage my tasks and i enjoy my time to rest and eat my lunch. Don't bug me during my lunch, it is my legal right in Washington state to take an hour lunch and I am going to do that. Maybe i am more tired then i thought. More stressed then i wanted to admit about the issues i have to deal with. Told Kevin that come hell or high water I am going to rest and ther

Yes My 3rd Mardi Gras....
damnit.. its so easy to get a costume for halloween but one for mardi gras? it takes me forever... sigh.. need some good ideas cause ill be bartending AGAIN! lol... any ideas for this cute bartender? :D help a gurrl out yall! ♥ PuNkGuRrL

Sex Haha
1st kind of sex is called smurf sex this kind of sex happens when u first meet someone and u both have sex until u are blue in the face. 2nd kind of sex is called kitchen sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a short time and u are so needy u will have sex anywhere even in the kitchen. 3rd kind of sex is called: bedroom sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a long time ,your sex has gotten routine and u usually have sex in the bedroom. 4th kind of sex is called hallway sex this is when u been with ur partner for to long when u pass each other in the hallway u both say screw u. 5th kid of sex is called religious sex which means you get nun in the morning,nun in the afternoon,nun at night (very popular) 6th kind of sex is courtroom sex this is when u cannot stand ur wife or hubby anymore, he or she takes u to court and screws u in front of everyone. 7th kind of sex is called social security sex u get a little each month,but not enough to enjoy ur self.

La Times Questions Ashcrofts Concepts Of Freedom!!!
Los Angeles Times Wednesday, 14 August, 2002 Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft's announced desire for camps for U.S. citizens he deems to be "enemy combatants" has moved him from merely being a political embarrassment to being a constitutional menace. Ashcroft's plan, disclosed last week but little publicized, would allow him to order the indefinite incarceration of U.S. citizens and summarily strip them of their constitutional rights and access to the courts by declaring them enemy combatants. The proposed camp plan should trigger immediate congressional hearings and reconsideration of Ashcroft's fitness for this important office. Whereas Al Qaeda is a threat to the lives of our citizens, Ashcroft has become clear and present threat to our liberties. The camp plan was forged at an optimistic time for Ashcroft's small inner circle, which has been carefully watching two test cases to see whether this vision could become a reality. The cases of Jose Padilla and Yaser Esa

Pray For All That Is In Irac
If you read this, you will forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than washhis father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. H

Don't Laugh Doctor!!!
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied.

Job Stress
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

Computer
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy. . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

To My Lover Who Know Her
dear love my soul meet your soul befor we come to life and i knew you witout time live with you in zando your soul give me all my life i need you to still life you are my all need love is you happiness are you you are my sky my air my blood you ddidnot beleive me because you are practical but me is romantic may be me knew you mor than you your knew to you you need price of love how? love is great mor than eny price love is a gift from our god love are only fact in our life I love the love only love

~~~sometimes~~~
Real Love Like Real Life, is Never Perfect. And Happily Ever After only happens in Fairy Tales. Somehow Real Problems always Find Us.... Sometimes Angry Words are spoken. Sometimes we just get on each other's nerves. But the Important Thing to remember is that Real Love is Always There. Full of Forgiveness and Understanding, waiting for more Happy Times to share.*****Real Love is Powerful Stuff**** It doesn't need to be perfect to Survive and Grow. In fact, Real Love probably wouldn't be as Strong as it is if It hadn't Survived a few tough times. You will always get through tough times too. Believe In Real Love...And Trust in Real Love and it will Believe and Trust in You. ..........Peace.

Military Man
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him , but he can field strip

Death Is Nothing
What do you think of when you hear about death? In fact...what do you FEEL? If you are like most people, you don't think on it much but you know that it is a scary thought. What are you so afraid of? Is it not enough to live a full life? Is it not enough to believe that at your moment of truth that you are able to look back on your years and comfortably say that you didn't BEAT your life...you lived in harmony with it? Rose with the ups and sank with the downs only to rise from the ashes once more successful in your trials. Don't look to live a long life...live a FULL life. There is a difference. A long life is very lonely, boring, or not what you want it to be. A full life means that you did things with your life that were important...you know...took care of your family...did right by those around you...always sacrificed for the sake of others even when you knew that they didn't deserve it...made something of yourself in the eyes of God...followed the path that He g

Sand And Stone
SAND and STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SO

Despair.......
Despair.... All alone yet again The voices cloud my head As the fury builds within The images seek to haunt me Try to reach out yet nothing gained Guilt & despair sets deep Wanting a way out I seek Yet the cost is internal pain No bliss at either end Dry tears fall from my eyes My heart withers with emptiness As I sit here and die The blood spills out As the pain subsides Linda Bowers 1-14-2008 More Sexy Comments & Graphics

Chocolate Syrup
chocolate syrup a song gabby made up chocolate syrup, running down my glass again, chocolate syrup Stirring it in milk and use the spoon again, chocolate syrup, oh no I knocked over the glass oh why, chocolate syrup, Looking at it I see the milk roll by, chocolate syrup, I better clean it up before I get my ass kicked again, Chocolate syrup, That would hurt but I would enjoy that to much oooo the pain, Chocolate syrup, Why do I feel something wet on my pants, Chocolate syrup, Looks like I've wet my pants again, Chocolate syrup, I feel the sugar surging through my brain, Chocolate syrup, I like to use it as shampoo and conditioner every day, Chocolate syrup, I wonder what other uses I can do with this yay, Chocolate syrup, Oh yes my mind has wandered off far away, Chocolate Syrup, I have ran out I need to fill my glass again what a pain, Chocolate Syrup, Screw the glass this stuff is turning me on again, Chocolate syrup, When I clos

True Friends?? Sarah Bulletin
are you a true fubar friend? we are all guilty of it... fan rate and add and not even talk to someone again. but would u go asfar as to help out someone u didnt even know? i got deleted and lost EVERYTHING. emagin how that would make u feel. i had been here over a year. i brought around 40 people to fubar. i was a VIP for most of the time i was here. i turn my computer on and the screen is blank level fresh meat. i had lost everything. i got back on and started a new account. first i started looking for my close friends and then all of a sudden things started to take off and people were rating me left and right. i got people coming and going. boy is it busy! lol.. i couldnt keep up. i ran outta pic rates, profile rates and i cant even ran out of fans now i made to many fans! yes been busy! i forgot how fun it was to be new! mostly everyone talks to you and you meet so many people. then i read a bulletin and someone mentioned they missed the good ole days cuz there wasnt any drama. wel

About Me 500 Questions
500 questions What is your name?: Jason Spell your name backwards: nosaj Date of birth: july 9th 1977 Male or female?: male Astrological sign: ummmmm cancer LOL idk Nicknames: Jay, Jack sparrow Occupation: Cars Cars and more Cars Height: 6"3 Weight: 176 athletic Hair color: dark brown Eye color: dark brown Where were you born?: UK Where do you reside now?: Germany Age: 30 Screen names: ----------- E-mail address: ----------- What does your journal sn stand for?: huh Pets: 2 dogs cat Number of candles you blew out on your last b-day cake?: none Piercings?: 6 Tattoos?: 1 Shoe size: 13 Righty or left?: righty Wearing: clothes lol Hearing: dirty dancing music Feeling: loved Eating/drinking: nothing Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff Have you ever been in love?: i am How many people have you told "I love you"?: one.. my girl How many people have you been in love with?: idk i only love one person deeply.. i dont care about the others. Family Does someone in y

Lets Give Them A Thank You
THIS IS A THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELPED US BOMB OUR GIVEAWAY.. .NO IT'S NOT OVER YET BUT WITH ALL THE HARD WORK YA'LL ARE DOING ... WE WILL GET IT DONE.... THESE PPL ARE THE GREATEST FRIENDS YOU COULD HAVE .... MAJICALLY DELICIOUS..ceo of fusista's bombing & leveling crew hostess 4 fubar cruise@ fubar fubrotha shaggy@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun - Fubrotha@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ FuSistas & FuBrothas Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar FUBROTHA~DYWAYNE@ fubar choppie ~fubrotha~@ fubar AND FOR THE STICKY nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma~ Mr. JDub's Wifey~ 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's and Fubrotha's~@ fubar ღஜDa®k Kittÿஜღ ~~Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§~~Fusista~@ fubar Sugar Cookie Fusistas bombing & leveling cre

Former Abortionists Speak Out
Former Abortionists Speak Out Below are revealing statements made by former abortion industry personnel. These are direct quotes from men and women who worked in abortion facilities. These former abortion providers are now pro-life. They regret their involvement with abortion so much that now they are speaking publicly to warn people about what goes on before, during and after abortions. Their statements were made at a videotaped conference called, "Meet the Abortion Providers." 1) Former abortionist, Anthony Levatino, M.D., says, "I want the general public to know that the doctors know that this is a person, this is a baby. That this is not some kind of blob of tissue . . ." 2) Former abortion counselor, Nita Whitten, says, "It's a lie when they tell you they're doing it to help women, because they're not. They're doing it for the money." 3) Former abortion counselor, Debra Henry, says, "We were told to find the woman's weakness and work on it. The women were never given a

Passion
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth a flame. Passion ignites.. when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... ohhh .... but not from the cold.. but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl.. or maybe its the way your hands are softly caressing my back .. making me melt yes every nerve is tingling.. with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead.. senting chills all down my spine. Can't wait the anticipation.. Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips.. My body fills with excitement and anticipation. Hands oram each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin. My heart starts pounding from pleasure.. As your fingers run over my treasure

Growing Up???
So when do you realize that you've grown up? Much of our lives we are wanting to grow up so fast and be so much older than we are. When do we do you finally realize that you are old? Well I think this weekend it has happened for me. Saturday night I went out with some friends to a local club and danced and had a great time. However i realized that there were other things i'd rather be doing, or other places that i'd rather be at. So I have come up some questions that i have been asking myself. Is part of getting older apperciating those night at home doing nothing but hanging out with some good friends and having some beers, as opposed to being a crowded bar and not being able to hear the person next to you talk because the music is so loud? Is part of getting older realizing that certain people are not right for no matter how good looking they are? Is part of getting older not just living in the moment but also looking toward the future? Is part of getting older re

Let It Go...........
If your man is not honest, kick him to the curb. Don't go around asking questions about what he's doing with someone. You are setting yourself up to be hurt. Obviously he's not worth it. Also, he must not care as much about you as you think. Don't settle for less when you can have more. All DRAMA QUEENS and STALKERS must know that everybody will not take your CRAP. There is always someone else just a little bit more crazy than you. You should watch what you say to people and how you say it because others can read between the lines. If a person does not want to be bothered with you, leave them alone. Don't keep pressing the isuue. You can't keep someone that doesn't want to be kept and you can't make someone love you like you love them. Just move on and Let It Go. For your sake.

1-14-08
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is medium. You probably have had a couple significant loves. And you may have even had your heart broken. But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people. Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low.

Actual Civil War History From A History Book From 1878
The Illustrated University History, 1878, p. 504, tells us that the southern states swarmed with British agents. These conspired with local politicians to work against the best interests of the United States. Their carefully sown and nurtured propaganda developed into open rebellion and resulted in the secession of South Carolina on December 29, 1860. Within weeks another six states joined the conspiracy against the Union, and broke away to form the Confederate States of America, with Jefferson Davis as President. The plotters raided armies, seized forts, arsenals, mints and other Union property. Even members of President Buchanan’s Cabinet conspired to destroy the Union by damaging the public credit and working to bankrupt the nation. Buchanan claimed to deplore secession but took no steps to check it, even when a U.S. ship was fired upon by South Carolina shore batteries. On a similar note here are some other points about the civil war: “Whenever any form of government b

Why....
why do we fall in love so quick and easy....is it that we need somebody by our side or are we afraid to be lonely and feel we must always have someone...is there such a thing as love at first sight? i used to believe there was, i remember the day i met him, i thought i was in heaven. he was smart, outgoing, cute, and hadda a great personality. i thought to myself he is definatelly the one.as the days went by i fell more in more in love with him, he was my world my everything, i thought wed be together till the day we died, have a good life, get married, have a family and everything would be ok. i always looked forward to coming home to him and his beautifull smile or him coming home to me, that was one of my favorite parts of the days. but as i guess as the days went by he decided that he wanted it no more. i believe everything happens for a reason and i hope that one day things will be rite between us. i know we had our ups and downs every couple does,and i hope he forgives me...

Please Come Show My Sis Some Love!
Hey everyone, my awesome friend and sis is having a horrible couple of weeks. She has had 3 people pass away in a 2 week span. She needs some love, so let show her some. Click the pic below to go to her page. We all know what its like to lose a loved one, but this is a little hard for anyone to take. hugs Carrie aka Carebear Ŧŕâċŷ Μǻпǻġèŕ ŏғ Ŧĥē Pí@ fubar

I Need You... This Is My Team And I Need Help :)
OKAY GUYS... THIS IS MAJOR IMPORTANT TO ME.. I NEED BOTH THESE GIVE AWAYS COMPLETED BY JAN. 30TH OR THEY WILL BOTH LOSE.. 30,000 COMMENTS EACH AND EACH GOING FOR A 3 MONTH VIC.. THAT MEANS WE NEED 60,000 COMMENTS IN JUST UNDER TWO WEEKS OF TIME... PLEASE CLICK BOTH THESE PIC AND JUST LEAVE 10 COMMENTS EACH IF THATS ALL YOU HAVE TIME FOR.. WE NEED YOUR HELP AND IT ALL ADDS UP. THANK YOU... MIZZ SHADY

My Thoughts On 2007
IN THE LAST YEAR I HAVE GONE THREW SO MUCH AND I HAVE REALIZED THAT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL JUST ARNT WORTH IT WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN, AROUND THIS TIME OF LAST YEAR I WAS A HEAVY POT SMOKER AND A WHISKY PUKING ALCHY , WITCH EVENTUALLY ENDED UP WITH THE DHS COMING TO TAKE MY 2 BEAUTFULL LITTLE GIRLS FROM ME, ANANYA WHO WAS ONLY 4 AT THE TIME AND KENDLE WHO WAS ONLY 3 MONTHS OLD, I HAVE DONE ALOT TO MAKE SHURE THAT I GET THEM BACK, I HAVE GONE TO A.A AND I HAVE GONE TO DRUG TREATMENT AND IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL I SHOULD HAVE THE ORDER TO GET THEM BACK AT THE END OF THIS MONTH WITCH IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT. BUT I WISH NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED KENDLE WHO IS NOW A YEAR OLD HAS GROWN UP SO SO SO MUCH AND IVE MIST ALOT IN HER LIFE, HER LEARNING TO CRAWL HER FIRST WORD HER FIRST STEP ALOT OF THINGS I WISH I COULD HAVE BENE THER FOR. ANANYA WHO IS NOW 5 ALWAYS ASK ME WHY SHE CANT COME HOME AND STAY WITH MOMMY AND THERE ISNT AN ANSWER I FEAL I CAN GIVE HER IM SO SORRY I LET MY CHILDREN DOWN

No No No
*Stomp my foot* And NO again! I do not want to laugh or smile or be cheery.. I want to cry, and frown and be sad. Let me drown in a bottle, there is less to feel in there. Just leave me in the dark shadows. I will blend in for that is my mood. I will hide beneath the stairs, as the world crumbles around me. Gone is or will be everything. Left is just this bottle, and it is draining fast...What then, when it is gone?? What then?? I will not think about it..Black it out, stay silent sip slowly...Rock myself and croon some tuneless song to ease my pain and troubled mind.

A Cheesehead Prayer
Now I lay me down to bed A wedge of cheese upon my head. Allegiance to the Packers I promise to keep And cheer them on while I'm asleep. If I should die, don't let me wonder, Just bury me neath the frozen tundra. But, Lord, before you take my soul, Let me see the Pack in one more Super Bowl. Forgive me Lord, for those I've hated, The Lions and Bears, they're overrated. The streets of heaven, so I've been told, Are paved for us in green and gold. If I get to heaven I'll have only one wish, A big screen TV with a satellite dish I pray for this Lord, for only one reason, To cheer on my Pack to a winning season. I'll close this prayer by thanking you Lord, For listening to me and the time you afford. But please remember the Vikings in their dispair, Because that's a team that hasn't a prayer!!

Lounges 1~14~08
I hope everyone get a chance to read this.... The saddedst part of any lounge are people's attitudes. The new lounges I have seen owners say no one under level three allowed, no default pic, no one from this lounge or that one... How childish and ridiculous. So as of today I hope people who ask me to join their lounge realize "I WILL NOT SUBSCRIBE" to any lounge that specifies restricting levels, pics, other lounges...if I find out they do, I WILL IMMEDIATELY UNSUBSCRIBE, and may not return to lounge. So if you feel that disgraceful towards someone...block them yourself but do not impend ignorance on others...peace

Mostly True!
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need bot

Sumter Man Shot Over Pizza
By CRYSTAL OWENS Item Staff Writer cowens@theitem.com A Cherryvale man was robbed and shot to death Saturday night while delivering pizzas at a local mobile home park, authorities said. William J. Flexon, 46, of 4627 Blanche Road, Lot 165, was pronounced dead at the scene about 8:45 p.m. from a gunshot wound to the chest, Sumter County Coroner Verna Moore said. An autopsy at Newberry Pathology Associates has been scheduled for today. Reports said Flexon was found lying on the ground next to his van in front of a mobile home at 1128 Cherryvale Drive, Lot 7, in the OC Mobile Home Park. Flexon was reportedly delivering food for Sambino's Pizza, a business that recently moved from its Broad Street Extension location across from Shaw Air Force Base to S.C. 441, when the shooting occurred. At least three males were seen by witnesses running from the scene toward Babette Road following the shooting, according to reports, but so far no arrests have been made. Sumter C

Dear Mommy
Dear Mommy... Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.

F*ck It!
Fuck it! Just fuck it all I say.. No point in trying, No point in thinking. Just Fuck it. Screw it all, and forget about it. For it surely has forgotten you. Write it out, in ink, or blood, on paper. Then Burn it! Watch the ashes carry it away to rest upon another's shoulders. Release the stress from your soul, and the burden from your mind. Just Fuck it! Fuck it I say..No point in laying on the cold hard ground, debasing yourself over unchangeable issues. Get the Fuck up, wipe away the tears, put on your big girl panties and march the Hell on..The axis wont stop for you so don't stop for the axis. Sooner or later the sun will shine again, and you'll breathe fresh air into your scorched heat stricken lungs. Just Fuck it! Fuck it all I say..

Marking Territory
Whats the deal with dogs running around pissing all around the place marking their territory? I mean have you ever seen a dog run into an invisible wall marked by pee? With that in mind, maybe women will start to pee on their boyfriends peckers to keep them from being able to use them in some other girls ...... U think that might happen? In that matter would that also keep the guys from self loving also. I would go to play with it and some invisible force field would deflect my hand? Damn that would suck Hee hee

Delta Force Founding Member Denounces Bush's War
Retired Command Sergeant Major Eric Haney, founding member of the military's elite covert counter-terrorist unit, Delta force, has stated publicly for the record that he sees the war in Iraq as an "Utter debacle" based on intentions by the Bush administration that were "not what they stated" and that "there is no real threat to the U.S. in the world". Haney made the comments in an exclusive interview with David Kronke for the LA Daily News published yesterday. After Haney retired from the military his book "Inside Delta Force" became the basis for the hit CBS drama "The Unit," where he now assumes technical adviser and executive producer duties. When questioned on Iraq Haney responded with the following: "Utter debacle. But it had to be from the very first. The reasons were wrong. The reasons of this administration for taking this nation to war were not what they stated. (Army Gen.) Tommy Franks was brow-beaten and ... pursued warfare that he knew strategically was wrong in

Missing People From Back Home
So when i was home i saw this guy everyday....and now i miss him.....its changed so much...its only been a day and i already miss him....is that sad or desperate soundin...i just went through so much with him and he was ther for me and now...we can only talk on the phone.....idk what to do...i like him alot but i dont want a relationship 2 hrs away.....i do but i dont.....im fallin for him..but i cant....idk im so confused..

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

Grow The Fuck Up.......
there is this guy on here, inviates me to his room, has me blocked, and then i ask him why, and then he shouts to me in my shout box and callls me a bitch, then reblockes me again, some people on here need to grow the fuck up and get a fucking life, i have no fucking clue why he blocked me from the start , lol....i guess some people on here have nothing better to do then , calll people names and block people for no reason, oh welll, i thought this site was a place to meet people, and have fun, guess not.....oh fucking well.............

6 ?'s
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully... maybe __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ [[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]] as "6 questions?" __________________________________________________ IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

My Name Is Snicker Snickerdoodle.. What's Yours?
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces every

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."

Destruction, Construction Theory
Look around you at all the things that were constructed, houses, cars, trees, people, relationships and more. It took time to make/construct those things months, even years of diligence to make those things what they are, to mold them into what you want. In the same blink of an eye all those things can be destroyed in one, single swoop of misfortune. A grand example of this is an army they are trained and good at what they do, destroying things. Then you have those who try to repair the damage of an army and it's difficult almost impossible to repair what once was fine. Has anybody else noticed this besides me, that it's so hard to make something but so easy to destroy it? It's crazy when you think about it, that things are like that in this world, in some cases it's a pain to bring someone pleasure but a pleasure to bring someone pain. So many people are at such an ease saying bad things and bringing harm a person's way, but on the other end it's so hard for the same person

My Marine
"I'LL NEVER" I'LL NEVER GET TO SEE YOU- BUT ONLY IN MY DREAMS I'LL NEVER GET TO KNOW YOUR TOUCH- OR SMILE WHEN IT BEAMS THE SMILE THAT YOU GIVE- WHEN YOUR HEART AND SOULS CONTENT THE MELANCHOLY WAY YOU SIGH- WHEN YOUR LOVE AND RAGE ARE SPENT I'LL NEVER FEEL THE COMFORT- YOUR HEART AND ARMS PROVIDE YOU'LL NEVER COUNT THE DREAMS AND TEARS- MY EYES HAVE SURELY CRIED CRIED AT THE THOUGHT OF KNOWING- A HEART LIKE YOURS EXISTS SHED AT THE VERY IDEA THAT- A CHANCE FOR US WAS MISSED I'LL NEVER SEE THE TEARS YOU CRY- WHEN YOUR HEART IS FULL OF PAIN YOU'LL NEVER GET TO KEEP ME WARM- AS WE MAKE LOVE IN THE RAIN I'LL PROMISE THIS THOUGH BABY- FOR FOREVER AND A DAY INSIDE MY HEART, MY MIND, MY SOUL- YOUR LOVE WILL SURELY STAY

A Girls Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man thats not a creep One who's handsome smart and strong One who's willy's thick and long One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call,he wont wait weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed And when I spend his cash wont be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh!send me a man that will make love to my mind Knows just what to say when I ask,how bigs my behind? One who will make love till my bodys twitchen In the hall the garden and the kitchen I pray this man will love me to no end And never attempt to shag my best friend And as I kneel and pray by my bed I look at the dickhead you sent me instead AMEN thought this was cute had to post it lol

Love, The Power Of Release
Crisp Clear Winter Nights, Silver Moons That Shine So Bright; Whispering Winds Cool to the Touch, A Loving Man to Miss Me Much; Restless Leaves Blowing in the Breeze, Night Birds Singing Lonely in the Trees; Understanding and States of Peace, Wonders That Should Never Cease, And Love, the Power of Release

Proud To Be White
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman," .. And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You Have Yom Hashoah. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. I

Dying Vs Living: As A Condemed Man
Silence engulfs me, blanketing me with darkness of the night. The world outside my shelter has ceased to interpret my meaning of life, My pride silently has drifted away into another time and place. Things have overtaken my purpose and this I can not face. My mind has opened up into a transparent solitude, And I begin to watch my life replay before my very eyes. I watch as the years play by, I knew I had a purpose yet I never why. A child brought into the world should be a beautiful thing. The innocence and love inside should never be disturbed. Yet as the years flash by innocence is long ago forgotten And the love sealed by a hardened casing nothing can penetrate. I watch my life pay on and the opportunities die before me. Silently I move my hand down arm, listening as the cylinder rolls. Again I watch as the years play by. Helping those whose hearts my soul has penetrated within. I try to help them have a better life where maybe love will begin I see as those I help

A Poem
to you this is my feelings for you It's the end of the day and I was thinking about you, as usual. I want you to know how much I sincerely love the times we've spent talking. It means so much to me. It truly seems like I've known you forever and I honestly can't imagine life without you now. There will be no looking back, no second thoughts and no regrets. I want you and need only you ... and that love will only grow stronger. Do not be scared my love. Sometimes life hits you with unexpected things that take you totally by surprise. All I can say is you're the best surprise life has given me and your capacity for love, caring, and understanding never ceases to amaze me. I've truly been blessed by finding you and I'll never let you go either let u down Your darling, this from me and from poohbear

Little Old Lady
The next time you see a little old lady with Shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, Slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Oviously very unstable on her feet, and with shaky hands, She wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddd ddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu Ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?' The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offffff?

Useless Skill #10
So I've learned yet another useless skill (previous ones learning how to breathe fire and juggle). Authoring dvd's. I've spent about a year now learning how to do so. I had the basics down after a month. It's all the little things now that I've been exploring, as well as learning new styles and layouts to do. I want to learn how to do separate (sp) audio tracks, only it won't be english/spanish/french, but more like english/band talking about the song, etc. Yes I've been shooting a lot of bands lately. Keeps me busy. We all need something to do for a hobby. This appears to be mine. Oh, my first job authoring a dvd was shooting 4 nights of a local stage production of Godspell, and then editing them together, to make a mult-angle performance. That's a hell of a way to learn how to author dvd's!

I.r.a.
In 1920 Northern Ireland came into existence with the British Government of Ireland Act. Which stated that Great Britain was to take over the six counties of Northern Ireland and establish their own Government. I am for The Irish Republican Army and what they stand for. They stand for unifying Ireland as a whole instead of two main areas of land. They are against British occupation in Northern Ireland and have proved so not only politically but with armed uprisings as well. I find this passage from the Proclamation of Ireland document to be very inspiring and incredibly beautiful and I would like to share it with you. "In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom." I just feel that these words are so powerful and uplifting to me. I think their calling out to all of the Irish people to stand up and take a rise for what's rightfully t

Dumb Pricks
you guys are fuckin morons, even after i write a blog about being a guy and put in my about me that im a guy, you still come at me wanting to see my nsfw pics and telling me how beautiful i am, well you dumb cocksuckers, heres another chance to realize that im a fuckin male.

Imma Be A Mommy!
so time has passed. i moved from my beloved home town of LA to a smaller town in NY, to be with the man i love most. we met on here a lil over a year ago and fell head over heals in love. things have been so great that im the happest i have ever been. and now he has given me the greatest gift a man can give a woman...we are going to be parents to a beautiful baby girl. im due late march or early april. niether one of us cant wait till our baby Abigail comes into our lives. we are both so excited. wish us luck with our new arrival! thanks to all the ppl who have supported me throw all this. i love you guys! *mauh*

Just A Thought
just had sometime to do this... not to sure of what to say other then i am sick of people screwing me over... people move in, dont pay like the say they are going to, move out, destory my house and leave it for me to clean up... i am sick of this because it has happened for the last 5 months... why is it that the good hearted people are always the ones to get stepped on and nobody seems to care??????

Golden Tickets 11 &12........
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Chantix Day 3
still on the small dose am only. i notice i smoke 3 or 4 cigarettes during the day, then at night when the pill wears off i smoke more. today more often than not the smoking was habitual rather than a craving... in fact i think the first am cig was a craving and that was before i'd taken the pill. other than that it was habitual... certain places, certain times. tomorrow i go up to having a small dose in the am and the pm. i think that will drastically cut my cigs down to maybe 8 a day. at the end of this week, i go to the large dose twice a day and i think then i will not be smoking at all. in other news... a lot of shit went down today and i'm feeling awful. hope this trend doesnt continue.

Help Me Fight Childhood Cancer
Hello to all of my family and friends, On March 29, 2008 I will be a hero for kids with cancer by shaving my head to raise funds for the St. Baldrick’s Foundation. The mission of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation is to raise awareness and funds to cure kid’s cancer by supporting cancer research and fellowships. St. Baldrick's is the world's largest volunteer-driven fundraising event for childhood cancer research. Thousands of volunteers shave their heads in solidarity of children with cancer, while requesting donations of support from friends and family. At a St. Baldrick's event, something amazing happens. People who normally shy away from the very thought of childhood cancer find themselves compelled to support this cause after looking into the face of these brave children who are smiling broadly as their friends and family members proudly display their newly shorn heads. Volunteers and donors see it can be fun to support a serious cause. Young cancer patients and surviv

New Drugs For Women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of t he world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours! EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.< /SPAN> ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person.' BUYAGRA Injectable sti

Part 83 (oh No)
Please don't give up now (Oh no) Don't run away (No-no) Just a matter of time you could be mine You have me now You had me then Signals you send Make me wonder like so Things i think i should know Again these signs you show What do i do? I don't want to loose you So precious to me Thoughts, how can this be? Are you slipping away? Do you have something to tell me today? Again i'm waiting for you The offer is on the table Potential that could be so stable Can luck swing my way? Could it happen today? Options appear like so Yet i don't want you to go I wonder if you even know What can i do? To win over you I feel you want to go So afraid to let me know What did i do? For you not to feel so true Do you want to tell me at all? To be at the top and about to fall I see soo many faces Often traveling to several places An i usually think of you What else is their to do Tell me how you feel What is on your mind? I'm about to let you know H

Miss Romper Farted
Monday, the 14th of January, the year is 2008 Living in a meritocracy where the truth is not safe or polite Entering the third-millenium with a harmless, weird Asperger Brain Winnipeg is still surrounding me in a world where quaint questions remain Everything is authentically synthetic just for your pleasure Consciousness is identity, the you within your own wetware Ridicule the coherence of the academic, dull schollars Advocate the adventure of encounters, chase the world's wonders Leave me alone, sorry to have wasted your time with how I feel What do you want? Research is the fetching of info, a trick I've mastered well On with your life, kingdoms are within you, recall the words of Christ Everyone conks out, and then a legacy won't be worth a shxt Go with the most recommended option while considering the alternative Sociotypes bud and blossom forth as multi-faceted as definitive Fingers can sketch every microcosmic nano-universe in a particl

Mating Currency?
96.4% of you will read this and think "WTF??" and really....who cares? But there is the Glorious 3.6% that will say "Hmmmm". So I kind of wanted to have my words marked because, I think I am on a path of internalizing the meaning of "Mating currency". We shall see if I was correct. Currency: a: Something (as coins, treasury notes, and banknotes) that is in circulation as a medium of exchange b: a common article for bartering c: a medium of verbal or intellectual expression Mating: DUH! (But for those who must.......) a: either member of a couple and especially a married couple b: either member of a breeding pair of animals When I hear the term "Mating currency"; things like...dating, flowers, engagement, jewelry, friendship, trust, honesty, committment... blah! blah! blah! comes to mind. But then again, so does the energy and connection between two people. I'm kind of confused so as we know, there is no method to my madness. I investigate my thoughts with no dir

For Guys Only
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenet

Yesss
I am so excited because tomorrow I am getting together with one of my very best friends of all time! I havn't seen her since i moved from New Jersey but we have been friends for 15 solid years!! I'm am very very happy about this one!! :)

6 Questions
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully... maybe __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ [[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]] as "6 questions?" __________________________________________________ IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

Omf--ng Balls
Kittens > ------------------------- > > Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate > my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one > recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth > was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a > head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. > > By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on > the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to > my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new > acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after > breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You > know where the button is, "I protested through the shower pitter-patter > and steam.

Creation Of Wisoconsin
The creation of Wisconsin .... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call It Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel ,

Breed Restictions.
>If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if some web sites could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped.Please repost this to your bulletin. All you have to do is press reply to poster and copy the codes.

Amen
Fat Bitch "Fat Bitch!"? That's all you got? I eat "fat bitch" like a cookie, the crunchy sweetness satisfying all the way down... with a nice sugar buzz when it hits my bloodstream. Yeah, I'm a fat bitch, alright. I won't get out of your way. I won't change myself to make you feel better. I won't take your shit. And I most assuredly won't feel ashamed. I'm a fat bitch who holds her head high and knows who I am and is not intimidated by some small-minded bully trying to intimidate with hate and ignorance. I'm a fat bitch who eats what she likes and makes love when she wants and lives and loves OUT LOUD. I'm a fat bitch who won't shut up or get out of your way. "Fat Bitch!"? Why thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not here to please you. Your opinion of me is not my concern. This fat bitch is here to live MY life on MY terms. Fat Bitch, indeed. Kathy Barron, copyright 2006

Every Dog Has His Day Hahaha!!
IT SEEMS A RUMOR HAS GOT STARTED THAT I WAS NOT ON THIS SITE ANYMORE,WHY THE HELL WOULD I OPEN UP A LOUNGE AND PROMOTE IT AND BOOST MY FAMILY TO LEAVE THIS SITE.THERE WERE A LOT OF RUMORS GOING AROUND IN THE LOUNGE LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS NOT IN THERE TO DEFEND MYSELF.ALL OF THESE RUMORS THAT YOU ARE HEARING ARE NOTHING BUT "FUCKING RUMORS".AND I HAVE A REAL GOOD IDEA WHERE THE RUMORS ARE COMING FROM.AND HIS DAY WILL COME HE WANTS TO SIT UP AND TALK ABOUT MY BOGUS ACCOUNTS HE IS THE ONE THAT HAS THE NUMEROUS ACCOUTS THAT ARE NOT SALUTED SOME OF THEM ARE BUT THEY WERE GIVEN TO HIM.HE DON'T WANT TO GO AND START NOTHING WITH ME WITH HIS POT HEAD ASS.I GUESS THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY FOR NOW I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN A FEW IN THE LOUNGE FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ACUALLY READ THESE NOT BUT 4 OR5 OF YOU READ THESE.I AM ABOUT TO GET SICK AND TIRED OF NO ONE READING THEM. THANKS, PAINTER~OWNER~FOUNDER

For Justin
Justin, How can I begin to tell you "thank you" for all you have done for me? You made sure I was up and ready for my 1st day at work; made sure I got there ok by leading the way, met me for lunch and told me you missed me in the afternoon. When I get home there is this fabulous new office with all my things from my old house in it, just like it was, only better this time, because it's with you, where I want to be. Then we go to dinner, have great conversation and you are so sincerely interested in my first day at work and want to make sure I'm happy there. Hunny, my place is with you; my heart lies with you and I am so thankful that you are in my life. Not a day goes by I don't thank God for you in my life; every night before we go to sleep we always take that few moments to look into each other's eyes, hold each other close and tell each other I LOVE YOU. When I am looking at you I'm thinking how lucky I am, how much I love you, what a good heart you have and I ask God to wat

Me, You And My Medication
Me, You And My Medication Found my way to the highway, I don't want to tell you the state I'm in I've had too much to smoke, too much to drink, where have I been? I feel like the stars are getting closer and the sky is closing in And I don't know where to begin The way back to the right track, maybe you can help me find the door Is it too much to ask, too much too fast, too much to ignore? It feels like your body's getting closer but you seem so far away Medicine will make it ok So can you feel it? Do you feel it coming down? Can you get up off the ground? Can you hear it? Can you hear me screaming? Me, and you, and my medication Making the best of it Love is just a chemical creation Will it be permanent? Synthetic sensation Me, you, and my medication We're all looking for something, to take away the pain.

Some Thoughts To Ponder On In 2008!!
Did you know that..... If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism without resentment, If you always treat poor and rich friends alike, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! **********************************************************************

Show Some Love!!!
Showing some love to those who helped me out in my contest!!!! FROM LORD WOLF: Are u interested in becoming a Bomber for Wolves of Wiccan Society? I desire Bombers Bad. A Comment Bomber Continuously Drops comments on a Contestants Picture.Simular to commenting there picture in there photo album.Except instead of saying awesome,Kool etc u type gibberish.jjuyt,utyuyu,tyutyutyu,gggj,over an over same photo atleast 150x's.Depending on your Levels a Royal Elite Bomber drops 400-500 Daily an they can earn many Morph's of choice.All first issued morphs are usually Wolves.Also can earn Rate Morphs such as Pirates,Skulls,Super Hero Charactors etc.If enterested add Wolves of Wiccan Society, after your nick name an I will send u the Link to Bomb. .Comment Bombing is also a great way to Level up.Hope to see you Blessed Be Lord Wolf Founder ~Wolves of Wiccan Society. Here's his site - give him a shout if you're interested!!! http://www.fubar.com/user/943123

Yay!!!
Im super excited cause im buyin my BFF's old laptop....omg i cant wait.....and my BFF is gettin a tattoo with some of the money im giving her..so im going with her this wednesday. Its gonna be so much fun. kinda makes me want to get another tattoo..but its gonna be fun to watch her get one. So thats my exciting news. Finally i can use a regular instant messanger and respond to shoutouts. woohoo!!! Its a miracle!!!! :D

Mummers
Well A few specific MuMMers. Right now I'll only name one. WHORE SEEKER *yes his name is all caps* I don't know what annoys me more. His MuMMs or the people that respond to his MuMMs. Seriously He made several MuMMs today about sleeping with a family member. IE: Cousin, Grandma, etc. Anyhow, he has been doing it all day, obviously trying to get points off of the votes, but also to start arise in the majority's temper. No offense but a lot of people on Fubar don't deserve to be on the internet because of their short tempers and their lack of rationality and their auto-assumptions of things they see in front of them. Its like if I told someone I like to screw lambs, a good 40% of people would actually believe that one statement. What annoys me even more about this specific MuMMer is that he made SEVERAL MuMMs about several different things. And the majority buy his bullshit! Honestly! They saw his first MuMM about him screwing his cousin and blew

The Value Of A Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of! work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they Wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~

Asking Foryour Thoughts
I'm not usually one to ask for help in anythng. I usually just take things in stride. Yet lately life has thrown me way too many curve balls. The most recent is that ive been seeing a doctor for some issues that i have been having. after two to three weeks of exhaustive tests. round about answers and basically alot of friggin stress. i get news to day that the doctors have found something they they say needs further consideration. ( WHAT THE F IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)Now im usually not one that prays, not that im not religious, but ive always thought that we solve our own problems. never asked anyone to pray for me..... But i am asking now. This has gotten me more scared than ive been in a while. Just the not knowing is nerve wracking. dont know if ican deal with taking more tests. Feel like drinking myself into oblivion..... so im asking now. can you, in the kindness of our heatrs, find a second or two to just pray for me and sned some kind thoughts my way. Thank

More Thoughts Part Deux.
I recently watched "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Now,I've only read maybe 2 of Hunter S. Thompsons works mind you. I saw this movie years ago with some friends. You know the deal, Friends,pizza,smoke,beer and other fun condiments. So over the weekend I was bored (like I usually am) and decided to re-rent the movie. Yes the scenes with the drugs were amusing as I can fully relate to mescaline,Ether and acid. But the undertone to the movie is what got me...how in the 60's,as with today,we do drugs to escape the realities of American life surrounding them. Hunter also said that the mid 60's in San Francisco was a somewhat of a magical time. I can somewhat relate, on a much smaller scale. The mid to late 80's in NYC for me, was like wow,man. The Art scene was popping,nightclubs were fantastic places to be seen,to dance,etc. And yes,I was ingesting as much drugs back then as humanely possible. Not that I thought if I did some(or alot) I'd have some deep insight or keep

To My Baby Who I Love
I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be a art I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend, I promise you my love I promise you my life, I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life¢ your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM,

Sings. . .
"Oh candy why did you do it You shouldve called me on the telephone I didnt expect for you call me cause I didnt think that you were alone So alone Oh, candy worked so hard At doin what he thought was right It really really doesnt mean a thing Oh, candy worked so hard At doin what he thought was right It really really doesnt mean a thing Oh candy why did you do it You didnt stick a needle in your vein You just got so damned depressed We all liked you except yourself Oh, candy worked so hard At doin what he thought was right It really really doesnt mean a thing Oh, candy worked so hard At doin what he thought was right It really really doesnt mean a thing You, you wont be comin around no more You, you wont be comin around no more Oh candy why did you do it I didnt think you heard a word that I said" Man. . . I love that song. :-)

What's Wrong With Stem Cells
I’m not entirely sure why there are people against the use of embryonic stem cells (besides the obvious argument on how the stem cells are obtained) for the research into treating things such as spinal cord injuries and Parkinson’s disease. There’s also the argument that adult stem cells have proven to work more effectively compared to embryonic stem cells although scientists have been working with adult stem cells for decades while embryonic stem cells were only first studied since 1998. Now, for those who don’t know, stem cells are cells that can renew themselves through cell division continuously and have the ability to change into a wide range of cells. They can become cells like those found in the heart, brain, muscles. The embryonic cells are those found in the embryo (and I think in the umbilical cord as well) and can become any tissue in the body excluding a placenta. Adult stem cells are seen more as a repairing cell that can be found in both children and adults and do

Book About Farts
Today I listened to my son read a book about farts that he found in the doctors office. Written by shito cho ( no shit) shito says that on average pple release about 1/3 cup of gas per fart and about 2 cups of gas per day... thas some funny shit lol

The Trouble With Fubar
I'm sure if you ask anyone who lives on this site what the trouble with Fubar is they can probably give you a long, long list. They'll tell you there is way too much drama, the bouncers are a hassle, etc., etc. For the most part tho, I cant complain. Fubar is a lot more interesting than MySpace and a lot more fun than Facebook.If i had one complaint it would be the restriction of the sizes of graphics a person can upload: it's no more than 1MB. That pretty well covers most JPEG photos, but it destroys morphs and animation pics. Take for example this photo:Not too shabby, if i say so myself!!! And i can say that cuz I created it for , hopefully, a good friend of mine, Sunsetbeauty. Tis a beautiful ting, aint it? And the morph's not too shabby either, LOL. But because this file sits at 1.67 KB it wont work on Fubar. Fubar will drop enough frames to make it fit and in doing so will ruin the morph. So instead of her getting a real nice one, Sunset has to settle for this 947 KB p

Please Keep Her In Ur Thoughts
My mom has been havin some problems with her heart lately. Im takin her to the hospital on Wed so they can run some test on her. As much as I try not to think about it and always have a smile on my face its really startin to eat at me. Im askin all my friends to just keep her in ur thoughts and pray for the best. Thanks for takin the time for readin this! xoxo -cotton

Can I Borrow $25
Can I Borrow $ 25.00 Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just wan t to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down . SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some o ther nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The

Thought For Today 1-14-08
Have you ever loved someone so much it hurts when they're away? thats the perdicament i find myself in..... and its not just today....i have found myself in this situation for almost 10 months now. we were together at first, we both wanted to settle down, be together....the whole deal....than some things came to the surface and he didn't want to be together anymore. we continued to be friends, but did nothing as a couple anymore.....any because i still cared a great deal about him, we got into constant fights when he saw a new girl. it angered me that he could just move on so quickly and forget about us and what we had. it sucks. and to this day it stil sucks. we have lived together for the past 8 almost 9 months and although we;ve had our trials and tribulations we still love each other (though in totally different ways!) He is away from me right now, and its totally killing me. I thought I was over him, but i guess im not. i cant sleep at night, every song reminds me of him and ev

Lmao... I Love My Job!
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite co

Friends Wedding
I am having so much fun helping my best friend set up her wedding..I am so proud to be able to be her Matron of Honor...She is marrying a wonderful man and she so deserves all the happiness she feels at this time.. Love ya Babe

Sand And Stone
Sand and Stone TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: 'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE '. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU, YO

Unbelievable!!!
If this doesn't open your eyes, nothing ill!... and this is only one state!!! From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County (L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in

Just A Note
In case im not on here im abut to have to help a friend who is getting out of the hospital tomorrow she doesnt have the internet so i will only be able to get on at work( if i can find the help so i can go to work that is...) and on my rare moment at the house grabbing shit. so if im not on forgive me

What Happened To My Friends?
Ok, Im going thru my list of friends to see whos online in here now , and I send out a kissing tag to those who are online , I think I sent it to at least 20 people , probably more. Well I only got 2 back . Thank you to Passy and Cajun Cherry. Are the rest of my friends that busy in here , they cant return a comment ? Thats why Lisa's not in fubar as much any more doing what I did before. Fubar seems to have just went down hill now. I have some in my family that I barely even hear from , even tho Im trying to stay in touch with my friends . Whats going on I wonder . Guess I'll be deleting friends again soon & keeping true friends who talk to me & stay in touch. Rock on - Lisa

I Made The Biggest Mistake Of My Life
i made the biggest mistake of my life...i let tha water run..i fell in love wit sum1 i jus cant hav and im still in love wit sum1 else i cnt hav either...i tell my self dnt do it but i cnt help it, i made the biggest mistake of my life. i seem so happy on the outside but on the inside...its so different. idk how i would say it idk wen i would but i made the biggest mistake of my life. but its not a mistake i dnt ever regret this i love this but i hate it at tha same time....did i make a mistake?

"sorry"
"Sorry" Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! [Chorus]

Threads Of Hate...
Threads of Hate You claim you are better, All wrapped up in denial, Refusing to acknowledge, You are nothing but waste! Paranoia grips you, Like a coward you hide, Changing your name, Your poison spreads wide. Holier than thou, While your brethren dies, Lies, betrayals and fights, How can you sleep at night? Look at your children... What do you feel? Thy blessed womb... Once sacred now despised. Life is for the living, Death is for the weak, Tell me where do you fit in? Or are you trapped within your misery? From the bowels of creation Five generations of hate Every seed fell from the tree, Birth sealed our fate. Time heals all scars, Flesh mends... bruises fade, Always dragged me down, Your obsession was my demise. Did you ever think... just once, That'll I'll come back, Never quitting, Living to see beyond your filth. Keeping my stain concealed, Feeling it scorch my soul, Torn between loyalty... Ever distant absolution. Now I

The Pretender
The Pretender Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones come marching in...again They need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are at the ready Are you ready? I'm finished making sense Done pleading ignorance That whole...defense Spinning infinity, boy The wheel is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say I will never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time our soul untold I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well The page is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another

I Tore The Mcl
Okay, so I tore the MCL in my right knee. I have to have an MRI done tomorrow to see about the ACL. So I guess I will find out by next week if I need to have surgery or not. At this point in time I don't have to and I am so hoping that it stays that way. I can't stand to have surgery. So I will keep you up to date when I find out more...

Fubucks Ho'
Based on the mums - make me an offer to see my NSFW pictures. Only one bidder can win. Open for a week. There is a reserve on this one :-) BTW Pictures are me naked and me doing the deed. Women are barred from the contest - you just need to ask. Please add your bids as a comment xxx

Why Should I Involve Myself With The Child Abuse Problem?
I am the President od the Guardians of the Children Northern Virginia Chapter. This Blog is to hopefully open some eyes to what happens around us each day and sometimes goes without notice. Below are some facts as to why we should be involved in the child abuse problem. BECAUSE 3 out of 10 children are abused in one form or another. BECAUSE these children often grow up and inflict the violence they were forced to endure on society in the form of violent crime. Because 93% of felons convicted of violent crimes state they grew up under the strains of child abuse. BECAUSE 4,000 children die each year from child abuse. Because abused children carry the feeling of inadequacy and low self-esteem into Adulthood thereby, becoming members of society operating at less than their capacity. Because child abusers often beget child abuse -it's a family tradition. BECAUSE IT CAN BE STOPPED BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET INVOLVED... WHO WILL? ABUSED CHILDREN ARE: . 6 times more likely to com

Unkind Ways
I want to be friends, But you didn't respond. The next thing I know, You are asking if you have to be. Words that ripped me apart, Yet some how they sat me free. You have the power, You have the control. I have never know you to do something, That you did not want to do. It was you and you alone, That could set me free. The chains have broken from my heart, My spirit is soaring high for me. Why did you wait for so long? Why did you use me for your song. Have you ever looked at yourself. Do you even know who you really are? A man of heart, of character. Would have been honest, Not full of deceit. Men like you are a dime a dozen, Many like you have been in my life. You get your wish now, It doesn't even matter. I hope you get in return, What you have done to me. The laws of spirit, Say you shall. They say it will return seven fold to you. Despite what you have had in your life, You chose me to give it all back to. I will sit and wait so patiently, For sp

More Thoughts And Rants...for Your Perusal.
Just some thoughts popping *like synapses* in my brain box : ------------- It boggles the mind why someone would want $1200 rims on a car that's not worth maybe half that. And what's with the stupid farty exhaust mufflers? So we're alerted to the presence of someone foolish enough to spend over a grand on rims? Here's a thought...spend the money on getting your car fixed or use it as a down payment on a newer one. Oh, and why do you have to blast your stereo so people 2 blocks away or 4 cars behind you have to hear some guy say "Yea bitch,aight and holla"? Sometimes I wish I had a wire guided missile. --------------- Today I went out and got a slice of pizza. Anyways, the next table over was a group of young women, I'd say in their early 20's. The conversation went like this : shopping,blah,american idol,blah,night clubs,blah,more shopping,blah. Ok, it's not like I'm the conversation Gestapo or anything but for the love of g0d, there's debates going on, a War, gas prices

New Family Member
SHOW THEM LOVE!!!! "CYN" (fu~ wife to Wally1959 Enforcer) Greeter Military Family Bombers@ fubar frogman tattoos fubar hubby to christinemember of the military family@ fubar tom from mass. co-owner of Kiss_Of_Death'Military Family Bombers lounge@ fubar *@$h13y*~Miltary Family Bomber~@ fubar froggy3451 'Military Family Bomber"@ fubar angelbaby22............lookin for love!..........military family bomber@ fubar

Tears And Pain
sometimes im the broken heart everyone wears on their sleeves, i have cried so many tears its really hard to believe, i serve for the ones we have lost all over here and there ,and in some weird part of me they are always here. so i just wanted to tell you about all about the pain is always near. for i'll never forget my lost brothern you bro's are very dear... my thoughts from Iraq

A Lounge For Hank Lovers? And Awesome General Good Tunes?
So. you think your a Hellbilly? Or maybe you just like the music? Well then there finally is a place for you and all your friends. just click the pic n join the fun..with your one and only Dj Hellbilly

My First Blog Here
Well, this is my first blog. Today has been a truly suckie day. Most days things do not really get to me, but for some reason today started bad and has done nothing but get worst. My day started with the police coming through my living room window, trying to serve a warrant on some one that I do not even know. TALKING ABOUT TICKING ME OFF!!! Knocked my blinds down on top of scaring the crap out of me. So after I calm back down, no going back to sleep after that one, I call my Man. Well, He had attitude which set me off even more. Then I go to get my cordless phone, which was by the window the police came through, and it was not working. SO the police broke my $150 cordless phone. So I had to call the supervisor about getting my phone replaced, to find out that they had no legal right what so ever to come into my home. So I call my Man again to see if maybe His attitude has changed, NOPE!! Still got attitude so I was like screw it, I am going to just stick to myself fo

Seas Of Blue
International Picture of the Year. Here are two very touching photos honored at this years FirstPlace Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next t

The Calling
I'm stuck in the shadows, a mere ghost in the crowd. I'm invisible to everyone, and my thoughts aren't allowed. In my own world, I'm broken and all alone. Nobody really wants me, and there's no place to call home. My eyes are closed shut, keeping the tears from falling. I'm trying my best to block it out, but the devil won't stop calling. I'm stuck in this place, a place called hell. Where I'm left to decay, because I already fell. A disgrace to all, I just can't do things right. It's pulling me in, but I'm trying my best to fight. I'm screaming no, but the devil doesn't care. Misery needs company, and he wants me with him there. My voice is hoarse from screaming, and the tears just won't stop. I'm starting to get dizzy and give in, and I try to scream but my voice is caught. I tried my best, but it just wasn't enough. Nothing I ever do is, but I always pretend I'm tough. Wanting perfection killed me, and even consumed me whole. I'm sti

To My Bartenders All Of Them
If u choose not to be in there at the lounge and get ahold ofanother bartender to take ur place when u leave then I don't need u working for me this shit popin in for a few and then staying on lounge and don't greeting new comers stop and stops today and I mean it

Lonely Black Tears
I'm sitting here Sad and all alone Crying lonely black tears No one around to help me No one, not that I can I see Just leave me be To cry my lonely black tears Don't try to help Your just to late I can't escape My lonely black tears After all these years I'm still sitting here Crying my lonely black tears One day maybe They'll stop flowing The tears will quit growing Deep inside And I will cry no ore Lonely Black Tears

My Mask
I hide behind a mask You can't see my face Looking at first glance I'm in a happy place The truth is, that's a lie But you can't really tell that in the back of my mind I think the world should rot in hell What's the point of living If we are all going to die What's the point of being happy If in the end we're going to cry But this is something no one sees This is something no one knows And yet deep inside of me This feeling of hatred grows So even though this mask reveals a happy side of me, I use the mask as a shield to look at what others can never see.

The Touchdown Lounge!
Come check out fubars newest lounge for football fans! Doesn't matter who your team is, we're all here to have a good time and talk about the game. It's still under construction but I figured with the playoffs going on, now would be a good time to open up. So come on by, have a drink and let's talk some FOOTBALL!!

Own An Angel For A Month !!!!!!!!!!!
You could own me for a month!!!!! CLICK PIC BELOW TO BID !!!!!!! ¢¾Angel ¢¾ Bad Girl¢¾~Head Bartender @Club Adrenaline~FU-GF to King of Boriquas~@ fubar CONTEST ENDS JANUARY 20TH

A Conversation Between Me... And My Dick
+Bauer+: Whoa, whats up man? Whats got you standing up? My Dick: You have been drinking all night, this is when I take over. By the way, cut back on the Crown Royal buddy or I will be sitting right back down. Anyway, whats the haps? Am I working tonight? +Bauer+: Outlook not good. I was talking to that one girl and she seemed pretty flirtatious, but she has a boyfriend. My Dick: Yeah, I almost got up for that. Anything else? +Bauer+: I'm tired, I think I am gonna call it a night. My Dick: Fuck that, its time to take one for the team. Just grab the phone, and I will do the typing.... Not literally you drunk asshole, just type my thoughts. (Text sent: I need a place to crash tonight, my place is too far) +Bauer+: Dude, we live a mile from here. Oh wait, we got two texts back. One said her couch is open and the other said she could use a snuggle partner. My Dick: We have a winner! +Bauer+: Eh, she is OK, but not really my type. Lets j

A Comment Left By My Good Friend Troy..mcl
Hey, I dont know what the fuck your problem is, but you if wanna start acting funny towards me and act like you dont even know me, fine. I thought I was your friend but then you wanna be a two faced mother fucker and run your mouth about me. Why dont you show some nachos and say it to my mother fucking face! You know thats pretty fucked up but you go ahead and keep pushing it all you want but you better watch your fucking back. You’re a bitch and can't say shit to my face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. This is just a joke, lmfao, but I bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you

01-14-08 (water)
M o n d a y You'd think with a name like: That I'd definitely be a "Fisherman" Truth being I LOVE to fish ... Although I haven't fished in 2 years -- which astounds me. I never thought I'd be away from water that long! Maybe ... Ha-Ha, don't worry - I always Catch & Release ~~ Water sports of ANY kind really ... I love to be around water, Having the gulf stream to my left and the ocean to my right was the ONLY thing I enjoyed when I lived in Orlando back in the 80's. Here in Ohio, I'm not without plenty of bodies of water ... Up North I've got the Great Lakes (about 2 hours away) Here locally I'm surrounded by a few nice size lakes too Salt Fork a hugh state park, that boast about the largest man-made *beach in the great state of Ohio. * beach = sand (lol) Senaca Lake Draws more locals than tourist - so

Kow
TO MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS OF THE KINGDOM. i AM VERY SORRY FOR LETTING OFF STEAM ON JEFF AND ACCUSING YOU FOR NOT WANTING TO BOMB. WE ARE THE BEST BOMBERS ON FUBAR AND WILL ONLY GET STRONGER. TO DEANNA YOU ARE MY DEAREST FRIEND AND I AM SORRY FOR LETTING OFF STEAM. iT IS TRUE JEFF IS TRYING TO TEAR DOWN THE KINGDOM BUT WE ARE STRONG AND DETERMINED AND HE WILL NEVER SUCCEED. i SHOULD KNOW HIS WAYS BY NOW. AND AGAIN I AM SORRY. LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER. HUGS DEE

My First Happy Hour
THIS MAN IS AMAZING HE IS ALWAYS LENDING A HAND TO HELP EVERYONE HE CAN LEVEL. NOW ITS TIME TO RETURN THE LOVE. MIKEY NEEDS 50K FOR A HAPPY HOUR!! PLEASE COME HELP HIM OUT HE ALWAYS RETURNS THE LOVE.

Do You Want To Own Me??????????
Club Naughty N Nice is having an auction! Come bid on these wonderful people! Bids start at 2500 fubucks. Click the pics to see what each person if offering! The auction will run for two weeks starting January 14th start time is 10am est. and will end January 28th 10am est.! Come place your bids on me! Click on my picture to get to the auction! Carnie- Click the link below to come to Club Naughty N Nice!!

What An Epic, Now I Know How You Know Who Feels.
I have just finished saying Thank you to everyone, well I think that is the case. Today, there was the grand total of 67 thank you's and I am so thankful that Brassy Lass has stayed the course, the Bouncers have been given the day off and Fubar has not frozen me out or hung once. If you knew how much it had been worrying me being so far behind due to outside circumstances then you would understand. Sometimes life just goes smoothly and you think that serendipity has moved in and other times you wonder what on earth it was that you did wrong. Then you think that everything happens for a reason but still cannot figure out why. I suppose it is show you that there are some wonderful people out there, no, that sounds tame. I cannot think of a reason though for my friend tonight being so sharp tongued except for the state of the cosmos. Had I not read the cosmic calendar then I could well have said something and lost a friend for life. However, instead I have virtually lost my

Go Check Em Out!!!!!!!!!
If you don' tknow these Awesome People you Should!!!!!!! Christina cottoncandyprincess@ fubar Rose rose@ fubar Missy Missy@ fubar Teena teenckie@ fubar These Ladies are Personal Friends of mine, yes in real life as well as on fubar... they are awesome to talk to and loads of fun... Please Help them with leveling.... Thanks ever so much Carnie Carnie@ fubar

Lost Emotions...
Rain I feel the rain a crowd around my back is gathering let it die leave my drenched body to flood the peice of earth I am currently pearched upon leave me to fade away this is the moment I know I never meant a thing rub it in my face the only way to understand is to feel the rain...

Home
So, I am moved down to Ironton. I have a place, is it home, i dont know. It has a roof, it has heat and running water, and now i have cable tv and internet, the cats are happy, the dogs still have no yard to speak of, which will be changing in Feb. But everything is soo mismatched, The love seat doesnt match the chair, none of the wood furniture matches. I dont know. I have not had a place that gelt like a home in a long time, not since i lived in circleville Ohio. I dont know what I need to make a house feel like a home. Is it the prescence of a woman that you love and adore uncontrollably. Is it someone to come home to at the end of a long hard day? Is it someone to talk to about what went on during your work day? Is it someone to goof off with, be silly with, be sad with? Is it kids running around driving you insane? but your loving every minute of it? What makes a building not a house, but a home? My place is comfortable, warm, spacious, full of energy with 4 dogs an

Treasure
Searching for treasure is often about adventure and life wisdom as much as it is about a desire for money. You may have very real financial needs that inspire this dream. However, the treasure may bea symbol for wisdom and experience that you seek to acquire in waking life. To gain insight from this dream, consider the nature of the treasure being sought. Sometimes, the object of the quest is an artifact of historical or cultural significance as opposed to monetary. If you are able to conclude this search by finding the object of your quest, you are probably about to acquire new insights into your life and whatever relationships are symbolized by the treasure hunt. However, if you spontaneously discover treasure in the midst of a dream story where it would not be expected, another scenario is possible. You may not be fully aware of your opportunities in waking life. Your subconscious may be saying, Look, dummy, right at your feet! The answer. Dreams of this nature are not too unusu

Re: The New Al-qaeda: Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Westerners
RE: The New Al-Qaeda: Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Westerners ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Jan 2008, 22:55 The New Al-Qaeda: Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Westerners Echoing the much derided 2003 FBI warning that a good way to spot potential terrorists is to check if they are carrying an almanac, Fox News went beyond the pale this morning in suggesting that Al-Qaeda's most likely acolytes are blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian westerners with no criminal record. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/011408_new_alqaeda.htm

Pics
What upper people?? I'm New to all this and have seeen that many people have custom pics and what not to show luv to one another!!.... What's the best way to get some folks to get me some custom luvin pics>?? I'm a musician and would love some fan luv in the form of pics!! holla back!

Re: Ron Paul Supporters Hope To Deliver A Knockout
RE: Ron Paul Supporters Hope To Deliver A Knockout ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Jan 2008, 22:57 Ron Paul Supporters Hope To Deliver A Knockout A new grassroots campaign in support of Ron Paul's presidential bid is seeking to raise funds in order to place an advertisement on boxer Roy Jones Jr. during an upcoming fight. http://infowars.net/articles/january2008/140108Knockout.htm

My 1st Week Out Of The Psych Ward
it was totally horrible. i would ultra-cycle between deathly sad and mildly happy like 5-6 times/hour. i returned to work--1/2 day the last 3 days of last week and a full day today. most think i was on vacation or on the road or something-only my very closest colleagues know where i really was--i so don't want to be stigmatized or something. i can't lose anybody--that's so vital. i need to hurt myself so bad so from my pain maybe all i seem to have hurt will feel good again--but i refrain in fear of ending up in D4 again. my soul is now so fragile-and tormented-and so easily bruised--not sure if i will ever be better love ya's lots

Get All Your Travel Deals Here!!!
Get ALL Your Travel Deals Here!!! WorldWide Travel & Tours - Where Dreams Come True At WorldWide Travel & Tours, we offer a large variety of travel deals from Flights, Cars, Hotels, Cruises, Vacations, Group Packages and more. I have compiled a list of the services my company offers at competitive prices. To start taking advantage of our travel deals visit my website at http://www.worlddreamtravel.net/ where you can compare and save on all of your travel needs. The website is easy to navigate. You can browse through all the tabs available and find what you need. It’s very easy to book your travels from online. You can either choose to book your own travels or any of our services yourself by simply logging onto the website or you can contact me at the Contact Information provided on the left side of the Home Page. To receive weekly travel information on all our deals and steals just enter your name and email address in the box located at the bottom left of the website

Elderly Foreplay
Elderly Foreplay The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole."

This Heres A Two-fer.
so. im leaving in the morning for like a week. montana. word. my little bro lives there and we're gonna kick it. pretty stoked. so. if you got my phone number? text me. better yet. call. could be fun. the only numbers are answerin are 'private' ones, cause i know some of you are weird. or area codes i dont know. the two-fer of this blog... so. i was so completely stoked about having my new ipod for this trip. yeah. it took a dump again. this time though it aint fixin itself. last night i just decided to wipe my ipod again. now the computer cant find it and everything is going to hell around me. as usual. thats my life story. shit NEVER works out. its good for a while...then *KA-PUT* thats why i dont 'look forward' to much. if it happens, it happens. if not...no real loss. i forgot about that motto though this time around. so i called tech support...theyre sending me a box. yay. i send it in...hopefully it gets fixed. this is such shite. oh and t

Quotes! ¢¾me!!!!
QUOTES!!!!!! ~Some Quotes~ -I ran up the door and closed the stairs turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me tonight! -Let's make it work and prove the world is wrong. - I wont mess with your head or play with your heart Because I'm a real girl & I finish what I start. -The guy might wear the pants in the relationship but I control the zipper! -Out of all the people I've ever met. You're the only one who makes me draw those silly hearts on my paper. -Love starts with a smile Grows with a kiss & ends with a tear Love what you have and love what you had -Hope is what keeps us going. Love is what keeps us alive. -I only want to be with you; on two conditions [ always & forever ] -Take a hint silly, I like you. -I don't want anyone but you so pull me close and never let go. -I guess we all make mistakes sometimes But you were my biggest. MY FAVORITE ONE ->->->->->Welcome to broken hearted airlines.

25 U.s. Military Officers Challenge Official Account Of 9/11‏
25 U.S. Military Officers Challenge Official Account of 9/11 From: Alan.Miller@PatriotsQuestion911.com (alan.miller@PatriotsQuestion911.com) You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe Sent: 14 January 2008 22:33:20 Reply-to: Alan.Miller@PatriotsQuestion911.com (alan.miller@PatriotsQuestion911.com) ‏ The article, Twenty-five U.S. Military Officers Challenge Official Account of 9/11 – Official Account of 9/11: “Impossible”, “A Bunch of Hogwash”, “Total B.S.”, “Ludicrous”, “A Well-Organized Cover-up”, “A White-Washed Farce” was published today on OpEdNews. http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_alan_mil_080112_twenty_five_u_s__mil.htm. The article details severe criticism of the official account of 9/11 by: General Albert Stubblebine, former commander of U.S. Army Intelligence Col. Ronald D. Ray, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Major John M. Newman, PhD, former Executive Assistant to the Director of the National Security Ag

Sgt. Raider's Bad Girls - Thanks Meowzette!
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37 Reasons Why Men Have It Better Than Women
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 21. You get extra

The Pain
You told me you loved me you said you would always care But when I needed you you were never there. You told me you loved me I gave you my heart then you laughed in my face As you tore it apart. You told me you loved me you said I was the one You told me forever and now you are gone.

Man's Love Poem
Subject: Fw: FW: Woman vs Man Love Poem >> >> >> >> >> >> WOMAN'S LOVE POEM >> Before I lay me down to sleep, >> I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >> One who's handsome, smart and strong. >> One who loves to listen long, >> One who thinks before he speaks, >> One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >> I pray he's gainfully employed, >> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >> Massages my back and begs to do more. >> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >> I pray that this man will love me to no end, >> And always be my very best friend. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> MAN'S LOVE POEM >> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with >> huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, >> and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This >> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit >> >>

Please Do Not Forget Your Flu Shot!!!!
Please do not forget your flu shot!!!! The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better. Eatright! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day,go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol...Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air

Scrabble
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN

This Is My Humor Not Urs
I was out with a friend at the bar and some younger men were all at a table and this one kept following me around yelling i want to fuck u he was getting annoying but i kept it cool...so needless to say some other friends joined me and my friend and we proceeded to have quite a few shooters..it was closing time and this man was still coming around saying i want to fuck u out loud no respect i just got up to leave and i went to the washroom came out my friends were waiting for me at the car we were going in and what the hell buddy has asked for a ride home from the driver and dam her she said yes so we pile in i get in the back and that guy gets in beside me..im like just fkn great...so we proceed to give others rides home and he still saying that shit to me finally i had it i said stop the car i told him you want to get fucked by me then huh he said yes i say ok lets go he gets out of the car thinking im going with him in a cab to a hotel he gets out i slam the door shut tell her to dr

Let Love In
GOO GOO DOLLS LYRICS "Let Love In" You wait, wanting this world To let you in And you stand there A frozen light In dark and empty streets You smile hiding behind A God-given face But I know you're so much more Everything they ignore Is all that I need to see You're the only one I ever believed in The answer that could never be found The moment you decided to let love in Now I'm banging on the door of an angel The end of fear is where we begin The moment we decided to let love in I wish Wishing for you to find your way And I'll hold on for all you need That's all we need to say I'll take my chances while You take your time with This game you play But I can't control your soul You need to let me know You leaving or you gonna stay You're the only one I ever believed in The answer that could never be found The moment you decided to let love in Now I'm banging on the door of an angel The end of fear is where we begin The moment we decided to let l

A Guy Thing
THE PROSTATE CHECK-UP A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99. The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99. Again, the guy says, '99. The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say, 99 The guy begins, 'One . Two ... Three '

Boy This Is Gonna Be A Long One..
-Subject says it all- Ive been without you for 2 years. Has it already been that long? It doesnt feel that way. One would think 2 years is, more than enough to be over someone. It doesnt feel any easier to me. I dont know exactly when, but I realize now, at some point i understood it was impossible to forget you as i was. Because we were mirrors. You laughed at what I laughed, you cried for what i cried. You liked what I liked. So whenever I did something, anything at all, it reminded me of you. So I had to change what I was. Stop laughing at what I laughed. Stop crying for what I cried. Ive changed. I became... something else. It looked like a good plan at first. Yes, I was somebody else, and happily over you, right? Right.. Except that I didnt like what Ive become. I was like, trying to justify that you wouldnt love someone like me, not after you chose him over me, anyway. You made me a better man when I was with you. When you went away, I just got bad. Now Im just misera

Love Is
Love is special, Love is kind, Love is joyful, Anyday or anytime. Love is you, You loving me, Love is everywhere, Love is free. Love is given, Never robbed or stole, Love is precious, Cant be bought or sold. Love is me, Me loving you, Love is the heart, Love is always true. Love is giving, Love is sharing, Love is living, Love is caring. Love isn't learnt, Love wont be fought, Love cannot be fighting, Love cannot be bought. Love is forever, Love is never ending, Love is never stopping, Love is always beginning. Love is you and I, Us forever living as one, Knowing that it cannot be stopped, And though GODS grace; will continue on.

Love
What is love is love fair is love true what is love, if love causes pain what is love, with out love what is love if you can't love what is love if not able to feel love what is love if there is cheating, and abuse, what is love if your in love with someone other then the one you married, so i ask again WHAT IS LOVE is there a such thing as in love, what is love some love is broken some love is pain some love is love and not to be loved SO I ASK AGAIN WHAT IS LOVE

Will I Ever Know
Yes I am 39 years old .. and I still can't tell when a guy is being sincere.. I try to give anyone a chance just because I know there are some good people out there.. It just really pisses me off when a guy leads you on .. acts like he really likes you .. spends time talking to you .. Talks about coming to see you .. and what he's going to do with your kids while he's there.. and then there is one small misunderstanding.. and it's like all that is erased WTF ? Then they make you look like the crazy one .. cause he talks to you .. one time.. then ignores you the next.. i get upset.. and i'm over reacting... idk I f'n give up ............

H.i.m.-beautiful
Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one kiss and I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one touch and I'm on fire One touch and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one smile and I'm wild One smile and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Oh and you're so beautiful My darling Oh you're so beautiful You're so beautiful Oh my baby You're so beautiful And you're so beautiful Oh my darling Oh my baby And you're so beautiful

My Living Will Lol
Last night my step-daughter and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my beer. She can be such a bitch.

To The One Who Has My Heart
You brush your hand across my face and wipe away a single tear, Soft and light your fingers trace my wanting lips. Gazing into eyes of the purest blue I feel safety, comfort, and reassurance held tightly in your strong supportive arms. As you press your lips to mine our bodies in a love embrace, The rest of the world stands still and time stops. Peace and happiness fill my heart as you whisper "I love you" lightly into my ear and melt my soul. I can see our future as clear as a reflection in a mirror and there is no other place I want to be.

Days Past
I had a dream today about you It all felt so brand new Remebering your kiss and smell As always in my dream I fell When i awoke I felt a shutter In my stomach , like the old days I felt a flutter I miss the days of being young We used to have so much fun Those old days make me smile To remember those feelings , has been awhile The way you would look at me In your arms is where i always wanted to be Your touch made my skin feel on fire In your company I could feel no higher I wonder some days what happened to us Why everyone had to make such a fuss It was true and it was real It was something I loved to feel In my mind you are the one When you are around it is always fun My heart aches with the pain of days past My how time always seems to go by so fast Now we are older and wiser with time No matter the distance or pain , you in my mind , are always mine. by alanna

Lifes Challenges
YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE WELL EVERYONE HERE IS YET ANOTHER BLOG ON MY LIFE. AS YOU ALL KNOW I LOST MY BABY AND HAD SUGERY DECEMBER 14TH. NOW AS A RESULT OF THAT SURGERY I AM GUESSIN I DEVELOPED A BLOOD CLOT THAT TRAVELED TO MY BRAIN AND MADE ME HAVE A STROKE. AS U ALL MAY KNOW A STROKE EITHER KILLS U OR LEAVES U PARALIZED ON EITHER ONE OR BOTH SIDES OF YOUR BODY. FOR ME THANKFULLY IT IS MY LEFT SIDE ONLY WHICH MEANS OH YES I AM TYPING WITH MY RIGHT HAND ONLY IT SUCKS BUT IM DOIN IT. SO YEAH I AM CURRENTLY AT HOME ONLY AND DISABLED. THANKS TO ALL OF MY FAMILY THAT ARE HELPING ME IN MY RECOVERY AND TO MY BESTEST WHITE BOY KRISTIAN WHOM I LOVE DEARLY THAT MAKE ME REALIZE MY LIFE IS VALUABLE AND SO IS MY PRESENCE. I WILL POST MORE LATER AND LET U ALL KNOW HOW THERAPY AND PROGRESS IS GOING. IF YOU READ THIS TEXT ME TO MY CELL IF U HAVE MY NUMBER AND OR YAHOO ME. ITS EASIER WHEN I CAN ANSWER U ON THERE. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND EVERYONE. LOVE ALWAYS ESSY

Lifes Surprises
ABOUT ME Life until December 11, 2007. For most of you who know I was expecting my first child that was supposed to be due August 3, 2008 that is the date that was set by my doctor. I was soooo scared but excited at the same time. I thought im finally going to see what it is like to be a mother being that all of my siblings have children already. Myself and my ex boyfriend made a baby that I had already named Isai. I found out I was expecting December 2, 2007 and went to the doctor December 3, 2007 to make sure the home pregnancy test was correct which it was. I started on my prenatal pills and what not you know just trying to make everything happen how it is intended to. I went about my business and life as normal just taking pills everyday now. Saturday night I went to the ER and they ran tests and everything and they could not see the babies heart beat or find him anywhere in my uterus so they told me to follow up with my doctor Monday morning and they would tell

The Ritual Inspection
The darkened walls of His dungeon await me. The smell of incense intoxicates my senses. I enter the room and see before me in the candlelight the instruments that will bring me both pleasure and pain, laid upon a table. Upon the floor, I see a path of rose petals the color of the sun, a symbol of friendship. I know that in order to get to Him, I must follow them. They lead me to a steel basin filled with steaming water and herbs. I remove my clothing and set it aside on a small wooden shelf. Slowly, I submerge myself into the hot waters of the tub. I know that this too, is a symbol. I am cleansing the worries and impurities of life outside His realm from me, making myself clean for His touch. I carefully and precisely cleanse and shave myself, stroking my hands along my skin to make sure everything is flawless for Him. Once completed, I rise and let the water pour off of my heated skin and step outside of the tub and onto a small, warm plush carpet. On another shelf lies a crimson towe

H.i.m. - Heaven Tonight
I hold your hand in mine I hold your hand and you're so lonely Oh so lonely Your eyes have lost their light Your eyes have lost their light and you're empty Oh my God you're so empty (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight Trying to find the heart you hide Trying to find the heart you hide in vain Oh in vain And you're my haven in life And you're my haven in death, Baby Life and Death my Darling (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight (I'm in love with you) You are my heaven tonight (I'm in love with you) [Repeat] That's right (I'm in love with you) That's right (I'm in love with you) That's right (I'm in love with you) That's right (I'm in love with you)

Team Sports
Team sports are prevalent in our world and seem to be increasing in popularity and diversity. Dreams of team sports include the dreamer as observer, player, or coach. Many times, it's a dream of wish-fulfillment -- just wanting to be a sports legend. However, it the coaches and other players seem very familiar to you, or are actually people from facets of your waking life, the dream has more to say. Most times, the dream is about participation and connectedness to the common goals held by others in your life. Being a team player and getting with the program are emphasized often in work and family these days. Whichever of the three roles you most identify with determines your self-awareness within the team sport. Observing from the audience may indicate that you are feeling off the team or outside the action. Observing as a player who does not enter the game indicates that you feel others are ambivalent about your skills, or you yourself may be so. Being a player shows your wi

Building
A building can represent dwelling, business and commerce, sexuality, or your own body awareness. These dreams often are interpreted by who is in the building or what happens to the building. For example, a destroyed-building dream may accompany the loss of family and friends or a time of ill health. A full building may mean business is good, or fertility is imminent. A building that is affected by a Freudian phallic symbol-any symbol reminiscent of the male sexual organ-may be an image of womanhood or sexual liaison.

Radioiodine I131
SO I TOOK A PILL TODAY TO KILL ANY REMAINING CANCER CELLS LEFT IN MY BODY. SO FAR NO SIDE EFFECTS BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN AN HOUR AND HALF. SO ANYWAYS FIGURED I WOULD LET YA'LL KNOW IT'S GOING WELL SO FAR. I GO THE 24TH FOR A FULL BODY SCAN TO SEE HOW IT ALL WENT AND IF I'M GROUCHY IT'S CUZ I CAN'T HAVE SEX FOR 3 WEEKS DAMNIT!

Dreamy Dreams
Last night I dreamt about Mario Party. My sister and I were on a team playing against 2 guys from my husband's band that don't really exist. But the weird thing is that we were actually IN the game. My sister and I were kicking their asses. We took a break and I went to the fridge to get something and my moms fridge was PACKED full and it pissed me off because there was so much food in there I couldn't even look for what I wanted. Then a package came for me. It was a box of clothes that Tony had ordered for me and I opened it and started showing everyone all my stuff and it was mostly weird bras. Like bras made out of fur and weird stuff. But there was this little stuffed gray bunny that came with a pair of shoes covered in gray fur and a pair of rabbit slippers and I got SO excited and put the slippers on right away and they had cardboard in the bottom and they made me SUPER tall. Then I woke up and Tony was giving me a kiss and leaving for work, but I fell back asleep and dreamt that

Sweet And Sour Chicken
1. 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained 2. 2 green bell pepper, cut into 1 inch pieces 3. 1/4 cup cornstarch 4. 1 3/4 cups water 5. 3/4 cup white sugar 6. 1/2 cup distilled white vinegar 7. 2 drops orange food color 8. 8 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into 1 inch cubes 9. 2 1/4 cups self-rising flour 10. 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 11. 2 tablespoons cornstarch 12. 1/2 teaspoon salt 13. 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper 14. 1 egg 15. 2 cups water 16. 1 quart vegetable oil for frying Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 641 kcal * Carbohydrates: 56 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 18 g * Protein: 59 g * Sugars: 23 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. In a saucepan, combine 1 1/2 cups water, sugar, vinegar, reserved pineapple syrup

Salmon-and-potato Cakes With Mixed Greens
1. 3 tablespoons cooking oil 2. 1 1/2 pounds baking potatoes, peeled and sliced thin 3. 1 1/4 teaspoons salt 4. 1 onion, grated 5. 1 pound skinless salmon fillets 6. 1 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 7. 1 1/2 cups water 8. 1/4 cup heavy cream 9. 4 scallions, white bulbs only, chopped 10. 3 tablespoons chopped fresh dill 11. 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 12. 1 tablespoon red or white wine vinegar 13. 1/4 cup cooking oil 14. 1/2 pound mixed salad greens 15. 1 lemon, cut into wedges (optional) Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 623 kcal * Carbohydrates: 40 g * Dietary Fiber: 6 g * Fat: 39 g * Protein: 30 g * Sugars: 4 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Brush the bottom of a large deep frying pan with 1 tablespoon of the oil. Put the potatoes in the

Pad Thai
1. 4 ounces dried rice noodles 2. 2 teaspoons peanut oil 3. 3 cloves garlic, minced 4. 1 large egg, lightly beaten 5. 8 ounces small shrimp, peeled and deveined 6. 2 cups mung bean sprouts 7. 1/2 cup sliced scallion greens 8. 3 tablespoons rice vinegar 9. 2 1/2 tablespoons fish sauce 10. 2 tablespoons sugar 11. 1 teaspoon chile-garlic sauce 12. 2 tablespoons chopped dry roasted peanuts Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 350 kcal * Carbohydrates: 47 g * Dietary Fiber: 2 g * Fat: 8 g * Protein: 20 g * Sugars: 10 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Soak rice noodles in warm water to cover in a large bowl until they are limp and white, about 20 minutes. 2. Heat oil over high heat in a wok or large deep skillet until very hot. Add the garlic and stir-fry

R They 4 Real
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

Gnocchi Alfredo Casserole
1. 1 (16 ounce) package potato gnocchi 2. 1/4 cup butter 3. 1 clove garlic, minced 4. 1 cup whipping cream 5. 1 1/2 cups shredded fresh Romano cheese 6. 1/4 pound cooked ham, coarsely chopped 7. 1 (10 ounce) box Green Giant(R) Frozen Broccoli in Cheese Flavored Sauce, thawed 8. 2 (4.5 ounce) jars Green Giant(r) Sliced Mushrooms, drained 9. 1/2 cup Progresso(R) Parmesan Bread Crumbs Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 543 kcal * Carbohydrates: 26 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 40 g * Protein: 18 g * Sugars: 4 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Cook gnocchi as directed on package, omitting salt. 2. Meanwhile, melt butter in large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add garlic; cook and stir 3 minutes. Add cream; mix well. Gradually add

5-minute Chicken Blt Salad
1. 8 cups torn romaine lettuce 2. 3 cups sliced cooked chicken breast 3. 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 4. 1/2 cup sliced red onions 5. 1 cup KRAFT Natural Sharp Cheddar Cheese Crumbles, divided 6. 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing with Bacon 7. 2 slices OSCAR MAYER Ready to Serve Bacon, crumbled 2. Cooking Directions 1. Toss lettuce, chicken, tomatoes, onions and 1/2 cup of the cheese in large bowl. 2. Add dressing; mix lightly. 3. Top with remaining 1/2 cup cheese and the bacon. Yield: 4 servings

No-bake Macaroni And Cheese
1. 8 ounces whole-wheat elbow noodles 2. 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped broccoli 3. 1 3/4 cups low-fat milk, divided 4. 3 tablespoons flour 5. 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 6. 1/2 teaspoon salt 7. 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper 8. 3/4 cup shredded extra-sharp Cheddar cheese 9. 1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 10. 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 396 kcal * Carbohydrates: 57 g * Dietary Fiber: 7 g * Fat: 10 g * Protein: 22 g * Sugars: 8 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Cook pasta for 4 minutes. Add frozen broccoli and continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until the pasta and broccoli are just tender, 4 to 5 minutes more. 2. Meanwhile, heat 1 1/2 cups milk in another large pot over me

Speedy Layered Chicken Enchilada Pie
1. 1 (11.5 ounce) package Old El Paso(R) Flour Tortillas for Burritos 2. 2 cups cubed cooked chicken 3. 1/2 cup uncooked instant white rice 4. 8 ounces shredded reduced-fat Monterey Jack cheese 5. 1 (15 ounce) can Progresso(R) Black Beans, drained, rinsed 6. 1 (19 ounce) can Old El Paso(R) Red Enchilada Sauce 7. 1 cup Green Giant(R) Frozen Shoepeg White Corn, thawed 8. 1 cup Old El Paso(R) Thick 'n Chunky Salsa 9. 2 tablespoons thinly sliced green onions 10. Reduced fat sour cream (optional) 11. Chopped green onions (optional) Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 570 kcal * Carbohydrates: 53 g * Dietary Fiber: 4 g * Fat: 21 g * Protein: 33 g * Sugars: 4 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F Spray 9-inch round (2-quart) glass baking di

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems ". OPRAH: " Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. " GEORGE W. BUSH: " We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. " COLIN POWELL: " Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly se

Album Of The Year For '08
Yes it's only January and I realize 99.9% of my Fubar friends might hate this type of music but I am already proclaiming Decrepit Birth's "Diminishing Between Worlds" as album of the year for 2008 :P Check it out if you dare... http://www.myspace.com/decrepitbirth

My Teen Is Out Of Control!
I had a really good time this weekend with my friends at the family cabin. We went up Friday night, stopped for pizza on the way and got up there to a freezing cabin. Luckily we had power and Peter built a fire so it warmed up fast. The kids and guys rode the motorcycles and quads all day long. We ate, drank and played all weekend so it was a good time. Our friends loved it so much that they want to go up there often! My friend Lisa made me promise to go up when they do so I did and hopefully I keep my promise! The only thing that bothered me all weekend was my son Anthony. He didn't want to go to the cabin with all of those people up there and he was such a mess Thursday and gave us complete Hell Thursday night that Friday when it was time to go, he said he wanted to stay with his friend Jordan all weekend and we gave in. Not the smartest move we ever made. I was worried I was not going to have a house to come home to when we got back. We have no phone service whi

Love Vs Like
LOVE .vs. LIKE never leave the one you [LOVE] for the one you (LIKE) because the one you LIKE will leave you for the one they LOVE the one you LIKE will give you goosebumps; the one you LOVE will make you laugh and send shivers down your spine. When the one you LIKE cries, you feel sorry for them; but when the one you LOVE cries, you cry for them. True Love Doesnt Have A Happy Ending BECAUSE True LOVE Never Ends tonight your true LOVE will realize how much they love you. between 1 & 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck....

My Dream Or Reality
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop

Bootycall By Rennyworks
You and me...acquainting ourselves in the bask of the afternoon sun, Not leaving each other's embrace until we were happily done! One night only? Hell naw, I might be alone but I'm not lonely A bootycall is what I think of you? For you to believe such a thing from me just isn't true Aside from your smile, your banging body, and your sex galore There's a lot this brother needs besides your sex and lies, your pussy and thighs I am a deep brother with a hurting soul and dying flesh, I certainly don't need anything more to complicate this mess What do I need from you is so simple, so easy, Be there for me - not as my fantasy - but as my reality Representin' a person who offers me themselves as I will do for you, Someone with whom I can dare to be true.

Where Is The Media?
Did you know??? I didn't know! How could we??? Did you know that 47 countries have re-established their embassies in Iraq? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq ? Did you know that Iraq 's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 -100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that Iraq 's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport

Espero By Rennyworks
Que ella es la unica . . . Quien haces una sonrisa parece con las piensas de tu Que ella es la unica . . . Quien das vigor a mi alma con suya presencia Que ella es la unica . . . Quien darle a uno calor frios con su cada tacto Que ella es la unica . . . Quien consolas ansiedades de mi con sus palabras Que ella es la unica . . . Quien liberas mi caja de Pandora con mis secretos y emociones Que ella es la unica . . . Quien me aceptas por mi y ningun Que ella es la unica . . . Quien me ensenas que amor no esta derecho, pero un priviligio, y desde este me decide mandar recuerdos a ti Que ella es la unica . . . Quien tienes parte en mis metas y suenos con sus acciones Que ella es la unica . . . Quien me crees, me cuidas, y me amas como tan mucho hace para ella De muchas cosas que he sonado y he rogado en mi vida . . . Espero que ella es la una!

Fatal Attraction By Rennyworks
I'm beckoning unto your call Like a moth to a flame Just don't burn me My heart, my soul, or misuse my name Just continue to be warm and inviting, As I continue my pursuit to your inner lighting The glow ... the aura... of your presence, Reflects the truth in love ... its beauty...its essence I do, I will, but I won't... Like you, have you, hurt you An original...from my lips to yours Kiss! Kiss!

15 Things A Man Should Do If He Loves A Woman
15 things every man should do for the woman he loves Body: 15 things every man should do for the woman he loves **According to Glamour© Magazine** 1. Slow down in bed. 2. Speed up on the toilet. 3. Buy you tampons without feelings emasculated. 4. Log your size into his memory, because what's more depressing than trying on a wrong-size gift? 5. Get over his jealousy of any sex toy that doesn't require his participation. 6. Before he leaves on a trip,give you a sappy card that says how much he'll miss you. (Extra credit: makes it himself.) 7. Send you a massive bouquet of flowers at work (ideally on Monday, so you can flaunt it all week.) 8. Cook you a meal that involves more ingredients than pasta and pasta sauce. 9. Afterward, clean up the dishes. 10.Memorize this mantra: If I'm going to be late, call. If I'm going to be late, call.... 11. Ask you as many questions as he answers. 12. Look you directly in the eye during all greetings, requests, declarations of love and s

Heavenly Hauntings.
He came home to his empty purgatory. Even though the paper called it, 3 beds, 2 story. No other heartbeats, but this man was not alone. Somewhere, maybe in the green he used to get stoned. Were ghosts in the rooms left to roam. He could laugh, he would cry, speaking to an empty chair. His eyes would turn and smile, like somebody was coming down the stairs. Then you could watch his heartbreak, as he realized the rooms were bare. He would pray for a savior, an watch night turn to day. Finding solitude in the scriptures, he would pray. Singing songs, dancing alone in the middle of the floor. Glancing his eyes randomly at the door. Almost as if he was waiting for another to return. You could feel the regret, it was thick enough to burn. Slowly he mourns those without heartbeats, Little did he know, I was watching his soul stand on the both feet. Those ghosts became the ones welcomin' him, Into the other room. Then out of the darkness stemmed. A bright light, an I saw his

Stupid Questions
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were t

Me
What Dianne Means You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy

Nanna
Grandmom...I still can't believe that you are gone. I can't believe it's been this long. You disappeared out of nowhere, Now everyone desperately wants you back here. I hope that when I die, I am with you, so we can talk and tell about everything we've been through. When you left, everyone cried. We couldn't believe that you had died. Mom took it the worst when she saw She wishes to God that you hadn't died at all. Everyone else was so hurt, it was like all of our faces were pushed into the dirt. Everyday I think about you, I know you are watching over me too. When we saw you smile, it brightened our day... I just wish you were still here so with us you could stay.

With One Accord
“And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.” I bet they were glad to get off of THAT car (one of Honda’s popular models) … Jesus’ disciples were in Jerusalem for the day of Pentecost. Today it’s celebrated in most Christian churches fifty days after Easter, the commemoration of Jesus’ resurrection. In the time which Luke’s writing in, Pentecost was and still is analogous to the Jewish harvest festival Shavuot, traditionally the anniversary of the day the Torah, the book of the Law comprised of the Old Testament’s Genesis through Deuteronomy, was received by Moses and the Israelites at Mount Sinai. In this circumstance, the disciples also received something – more specifically, Someone from God. “And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.” This sound from heaven in verse two was accompanied by a physical manifestation in verse three of “cloven [divi

Coca-cola-girls Pic Rules
IM A PRETTY SIMPLE GIRL, ALSO DOWN TO EARTH IN THE SENSE OF GIVING N TAKING..... I KNOW IN THE PAST MY PICS HAVE BEEN PRETTY EASY TO GET TO N VIEW, 4 U GUYS THAT STALK MY PICS N GIVE NOTHING BACK GOT OLD N LAME. SO I HAVE NOW CHANGED THINGS A BIT FOR U THAT DONT KNOW N IF U HAVE BEEN IN FAMILY FOR A WHILE N NOT SHOWIN REG. LUV I WILL TAKE U OUT *OUT W/THE OLD IN W/THE NEW*.... ITS ALL ABOUT GIVING N TAKING.....WITH ME, FOR THE ONES THAT DONT KNOW U GOT TO RATE ALL OF MY DEFAULT TO GAIN ACCESS TO MY NSFW PICS, WHICH MEANS ILL HAVE TO PUT U IN MY FAMILY AFTER U HAVE RATED ALL DEFAULT WHICH IS NOT A PERMENANT POSSITION EITHER....ONCE UR IN FAMILY N U RATE THE NSFW FAMILY FOLDERS I THEN WILL RATE UR PICS TO GIVE BACK......AFTER A FEW DAYS I WILL DELETE U FROM FAMILY IF U WISH TO BE PUT BACK IN? U WILL HAVE TO RE-RATE MY DEFAULT N I WILL ALSO RE-RATE...ITS ALL PRETTY SIMPLE. FRIENDS KEEP GIVING IN MY BOOK N IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POINTS ITS ABOUT THE BALANCE OF GIVING N TAKING.

More Death...
so my dad's stepmother has been getting really sick on and off..always something seems to be wrong..and she's been put into hospice care for about a few weeks now..we think her time is almost up just because you know she's old and all that not so fun stuff.. i used to be a big believer in god and heaven and hell and all that...but when i was about 12 my opinions and views on everything involving that has changed...i believe in a better place, a heaven maybe, and i definitely believe in angels, spirits, ghosts, whatever..but a god? i dont know... but watching her is starting to make me wonder more and change my views on the whole matter of death again...most of the time now she sleeps and is pretty much gone..but when she is awake and talking, she keeps talking to a Mark.. my dad kept asking who's Mark? and she'll point and say he's standing right over there in the corner..don't you see him? everyone sits there and laughs like "omg, your crazy! die already!" lol as mean as that is..

This Is My Last Blog.....
I just wanted to let you know about something that has been bugging me for some time now. Well for for the short story. I am struggling very very very hard. I am feeling like I am working to struggle. I cant even put food in my house as of right now. I dont want my son to go even i night without something to eat or feeling full. I have gone several times without eating. I have been feeling very suicidal because I feel so hopeless. I have even though of letting Nicks dad take him at least I know he will be fed. That alone the thought of not having my son because I cant do what I got to do as a mother hurts and is killing me. Also The thought that I am worthless and that I cant feed my son is killing me. I am about to snap. I just dont know why I am here if I have NO ONE to turn to. I have no family that cares I have not true friends that care. So that leaves me to wonder why am I here?? My son go go live with his dad and at least I will know that he will have food in his tummy and as fo

Naught Application
Naughty Application Body: 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 23.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

...but A Cute Monster! Hahah Oh And Modest!
If you haven't done so already please click on the following 2 pictures and rate each one. For the individual picture and the Hottest Mummer contest you DO NOT need to bomb. Just a rate is the vote and a comment so I know you were there! The MILF collage pic needs to be bombed but we have turned it into a virtual chat room. So, come hang out and enjoy the fun! Better than any lounge. (so far that is. that's my next mission!) (repost of original by 'Nyha "Fu-Fiancee 2 Mari" & owned by cherry eater' on '2008-01-12 07:17:48') J-Roxx is hosting the Hottest Mummer Contest and yall know you love me so....come show me love by clicking this pic and rating in her contest folder. No need to comment bomb but you can leave me love so I know you were there so I can show ya some back.

Why Even Bother?
If you see a picture of someone on here, and you know what they look like, why#1 you ask to see there cam, and then act like an asshole and treat them like shit? And #2, if you see pics that are NSFW why look at them if you don't like that kind of stuff?? RayRay1013 and Frosty 420 are total assholes Go to hell you two!!

About Sisiterhood Come Join
The Sisterhood is a family that I've created for women only. We are not a bombing family nor a Leveling family. I do however post a pinkout (pimpout) on Fridays but they are not a requirement; if you're sitting around bored looking for something to do, they are a great way to show your sisters love; again they are not a requirement. The only requirements I have are listed in the rules. I created The Sisterhood so that the women of Fubar have a place to come to where they can feel safe from the extremely rude and often vulgar sexual advances from the some of the men of Fubar (not all). A place where you can talk about anything to any one of the sisters and not feel judged because the chances are that one of us has been there and even perhaps are going through it now right along with you. I hope this helps. Sister Love, SuperStarrPrincess Owner The Sisterhood Join The Sisterhood!!

What Is The Sisterhood?
The Sisterhood is a family that I've created for women only. We are not a bombing family nor a Leveling family. I do however post a pinkout (pimpout) on Fridays but they are not a requirement; if you're sitting around bored looking for something to do, they are a great way to show your sisters love; again they are not a requirement. The only requirements I have are listed in the rules. I created The Sisterhood so that the women of Fubar have a place to come to where they can feel safe from the extremely rude and often vulgar sexual advances from the some of the men of Fubar (not all). A place where you can talk about anything to any one of the sisters and not feel judged because the chances are that one of us has been there and even perhaps are going through it now right along with you. I hope this helps. Sister Love, SuperStarrPrincess Owner The Sisterhood Join The Sisterhood!!

Work Sux
Well here I am again setting at my desk, watching the clock on my laptop count up till 5. Wouldn't be so bad if my manager wasn't absolutely senile, woman can run around yelling all day and never loose her voice. This is about as fun as jacking off with sand paper gloves....lol. I am so ready to go home.

My Happy Hour Dedicated To Steven
Happy Hour Dedication Tonight at 10pm gmt i will be having a Happy Hour which is dedicated to my son Steven who a lot of my friends already Know has Downs Syndrome and is battling so bravely and cheerfully against cancer. A special folder has been made for steven especailly for this Happy Hour. This is the link to the first photo Steven is really excited and looking forward to seeing the screen shots which will be taken of the Happy Hour and show to him in hospital. Thanks to all my friends old and new ones and the ones i have yet to meet. Dave

Same Woman, Diffierent Needs!!!
These are emails that were sent to me by an ex nothin', we just had a couple of nites of hard, raw, cocaine driven fuckin and she wants more.They are pretty nice so here they are!! Over the past 2 weeks we have exchanged emails, pictures and texts that keep building on the sexual tension we both crave to keep between us. I’ve been overwhelmed with this desire for you to have me in numerous ways. To have me countless times. I often can’t believe the wetness that creeps between my thighs during our conversations. It’s now Friday night and I find myself alone, thinking of you and what you do to me. I read your emails, and look at the pictures you have sent me of him, and I feel this urgency to let the frustration I hold between my legs out. I try to picture the thoughts you have when you fantasize about me…I wonder what positions you have put me in, what I have or haven’t been wearing, what we’ve dared to do, what you long to do to me…I even try to imagine what you experience when y

Dear God
Dear God, its me. I am sorry for all the things I've done. I know you are all knowing and all seeing So I know I'm not your favorite one. Dear God, I have suffered so much But not as much as your son. And I know there's lessons as such To learn, that victories aren't always won. Dear God, I'm sorry for all the wrong That lay in my wake. I don't deserve to be remembered when I'm gone But will you please forgive me, just for my sake? Dear God, give me the strength To forgive, as I hope you will forgive me. You show the strength of great Just give me hope to see. Dear God, please give compassions to those Who need your love. Perhaps those who to who sow The seeds of hatred thereof. Dear God, I know that I shouldn't ask For you help and guidance in my petty affairs. But I'm told this particular task To which my very soul tears. Dear God, please forgive those who hurt me And the wrongs that they have bestowed. Grant them the same, to be able to see Th

Wants It Badddd!!!
This is another email trying to convince me to go bang this girl again, I DID. I’m hung over as hell as I lay here in bed with only a tank top and panties on. There’s not much to do in this state so I start to think about when I will finally get to see you again. My pussy warms at the thought of you and she moistens when I think of all the different times we have fucked. Sometimes I wonder why and how you can make me so wet through text messages and on the computer. Then I remember that it was YOU who gave me my first orgasm (from sex). That was a good night. Of course we were drunk and so into the moment that neither one of us gave a damn about using a condom. I trusted you, so I let you put your dick into my tight pussy that night. That feeling of not using a condom for the first time was incredible. You moved your man in and out of me that night to perfection. I was overwhelmed with the heat coming from your dick and the slickness of my pussy…getting wetter and wette

Kingdom Of Heaven
I just finished watching the movie, and while it was on the inaccurate side of history, it did have a very good message on nobility and the kingdom of heaven. You see, western dogma has long put forth that the kingdom of heaven is both on some spiritual plain and will only be of this earth when Christ returns. And yet, crusades were fought to free the holy land of infidels. FYI, for the Christians, infidels meant Jews and Muslims. Actually, during the sack of Jerusalem when the first crusaders took the city, Roman Catholic Priests cheered the crusaders on as they committed atrocities that included rape, murder, torture, leaving not a citizen alive at the end of the blood bath. This was done in the name of God. As today, Muslim extremists use terrorism in the name of God. Not much difference really. The Prophet Mohammad said that all "peoples of the book" would be welcome in heaven, and as such were children of God. The peoples of the book are Muslim, Jew, and Ch

Rules For The Phone
Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

How Ridiculous And "over-the-top" Has Society Become?
SCHOOL -1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for AD

Ture Facts About Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yoursselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends becuase the man was not treating you lik you deserve then heck no, you can't 'be friends.' A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. don't settle. If you feel likfe he is stringing you along, the he probably is. Don't stay because you think 'it will get better.' You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.' The on'y person you can control in aa relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children be a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own ss

One Word
Beautiful love Splendor surrounds your name My whispers are always glorified the same Mysterious pleasure Simply deep heartbeats sound My feet slowly lift off the ground Fly with me and take me away Show me a new world; Make it a better place Lovely beauty Your name attracts splendor GLory in my whispers forever Pleasing mystery Deeply simple heartbeats heard My feet quickly fall to the ground - With one word

Poem From My Fav Movie
I hate the way you talk to me, And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, Even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you're not around, And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, Not even close… Not even a little bit… Not even at all.

A Snowy Day
A Snowy Morning (straight) It had been snowing most of Friday night, so when Michelle peaked out her bedroom window at seven Saturday morning, she was tickled. She enjoyed living in Winchester, as it always got a plenty of snow. She loved sitting at her big front window, with coffee in hand to watch the snow fall. She went to her kitchen, only to realize the one thing she had forgotten, on her last trip to the store. She looked out to at the street, it seemed there had been little traffic yet. She thought she would just go by the local diner for coffee. It should be nice, since they have big windows looking across a field. She showered, then put on jeans and a sweater, then grabbed her keys and headed out. This was one time, she really appreciated having a garage. As she backed out, there was already about four inches of on the ground. She took her time, enjoying the empty streets, where all she could see, had been covered in a clean white powder. As she turned o

Teen's Bill For A Wild Party? Cops Say $18,000
MELBOURNE, Australia - An Australian teenager who threw a wild party while his parents were away could face a hefty fine after police said Monday they might charge him for the cost of breaking up the gathering. More than 500 people turned up to the party Saturday in the southern city of Melbourne, and some of them went on a rampage when police responded to complaints about the noise. Police cars were pelted with glass bottles and nearby houses and gardens were vandalized before at least 30 officers, a helicopter and the dog squad were able to end the melee at the suburban home. No one was arrested. Victoria state Police Commissioner Christine Nixon said it would be difficult to prove exactly who caused the estimated $18,000 in damage, but the youth may hold ultimate responsibility because he threw the party. "He needs to learn a lesson, and one way or another we will be making sure that happens," Nixon told reporters at a news conference. The 16-year-old told local media he had no

Fake Friends
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends. GIVE U A COMMENT EVERYDAY AND U CANT EVEN GIVE ONE BACK OR SAY HI ITS BULLSHIT

Stuff I Will Be Doin In Feb.
So far I will be going to the ProBowl on Feb 3rd, having my birthday later that week, on Feb 13th I will be at the Blazedale watching WWE (the road to wrestlemania or something) then there is Valentines day. At some pint in there I will need to get a new drivers license and can't renew by mail, so I may make a quick jaunt over to Cali if I can manage it.... sneaky 'ol me :)

Romantic Jan 14
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Monday, January 14: There are certain myths about what it's like to be in a relationship that are hard to shake. What you and your sweetheart do, however, works wonderfully well for the two of you. March to your own drummer.

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile!
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe . 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes . 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was No

Broke Back Mountain Woman
Broke Back Mountain Woman: A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch , but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,

Single Again
...I just came out of a 2 yr relationship, so i'm not trying to rush into a new one just yet. There are things I must do first in order to get my life back together and one of them is to get back on the road again (meaning a DL) I left TN in 2006, a week after getting a ticket for no insurance on my car. for 2 yrs the boyfriend at the time, promised to pay the fine for me, told me I didn't have to work and that he'd take care of me. Well, after 2 years of dealing with the alcoholism and drug use he had been lying to me about, along with not paying my fines ( we had more than enough money many times over) I left him. Now I'm stuck fixing my life (my baggage) all by myself. I'm a strong person, but it is hard and I know I can do it. Today I went to church for the first time since sept. 2001. I'm trying to change, but not for anyone but me.

Message To A Friend
It has been said that one of the greatest weaknesses most people have is their inability to let others know how much they love them while they have the opportunity to do so. So today, I take the opportunity to thank not only you, but also the lord for your friendship. Now ours is not an ordinary friendship, but then again ordinary is not a word that I’d use to describe either one of us. Because I am a shy but friendly fellow while you, you are an incredible human being with whom I share a kindred spirit. I strongly believe in you-in all the things that are important to you, and the admirable way that you live your life. I have watched you draw from within yourself, the strength t overcome life’s obstacles. Your ability to turn lemons into lemonade and the way you grow from those experiences that life brings you. You have a determined spirit and a great strength of character-qualities which I have never come across so strongly before, and both which I greatly admire. I hope that what is

Common Sense
SENSE, Common (Birth date unknown) Today we mourn the passing of a dearly beloved old friend, who has been with us for many years by the name of Common Sense. No one truly knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape, however he will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as: > Knowing when to come in out of the rain > Why the early bird gets the worm > That life isn't always fair Common Sense lived by a simple, yet sound financial policy (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategy (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health had begun to deteriorate when well intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. There were reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; of teens being suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher that was fired for reprimanding an unruly student. His condition rapidly declined even

Sexface.
It’s sort of hard to fall asleep When all you hear is the sound of them fucking. One room away. And I couldn’t help but regret Calling him mine when he was three doors down With nothing left to say. When my darling friend Opiate came into play I hardly remembered the reasons for my solitude. Spin spin spin …fall. These are your dreams ripping apart At their carefully constructed seams. Don’t stop! There’s no time to breathe. [I’m paranoid there’s not such thing as paranoia] Get back on that horse and play this game with me. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Sorry! Switch places with an opponent. It’s not that simple. There’s a missing component. Give me the missing link. I know you own it. I saw sound and I was screaming purple at you. You’re just mad I won’t give you blue.

New With Me
So whats new with everyone? I guess there have been a few new things. I am completly loving being with Brian. He is so amazing and treats me so well. I am so happy. Its so nice to finaly feel that way. Its been a long time since I have felt that way. I took him last night to meet the family. He seemed to fit in pretty good there, which makes me just thrilled. I just smile every time I think about him. Who would have known, right? I didn't want a relationship with anyone and he came along and it just feels so right. I feel just amazing being with him and so loved and well just all togeather wonderful. So to sum it up, I am happy finally. Brian, Beth, and I got new tats the other day, if you can't tell from the pics. It was Brian's first one. He was so nervous. It was cute. But he did really good with it and it looks awesome. Good Job Tracy!!! But ofcourse she always does a really good job. Beth got this really kick ass skull. I got my Scorpio symbol on my an

Answerless
Answerless (Written 2006) “Do you ever write about me?” she asked. No, actually. I have not written in some time. I cannot recall what answer I gave her, but this is the real answer. I don’t know why I stopped writing. I don’t know why for several years I stopped playing and writing music. I just don’t know. Maybe I had nothing to express at that time. Maybe the forms of expression I had were inadequate. Maybe I was tired. I think about her, of course. I think about all of the people that mattered to me. Sometimes I think of the faces I have not seen in years and in my mind I reach out to them and long to share the wealth and breadth of my experiences since we have last spoke. I want to show them that I learned and loved and laughed. I want to thank them and apologize and embrace them all. I want to tell them that I cared. I did not always express it, I did not always know it, but in the end, I did care, they did matter. But back to the question. What wo

That Thing We Don't Talk About
I told him I did that thing we don’t talk about. He answered- Oh. Considering we talk about everything Except that. I knew he would know. And be disappointed. That might be a lie. Other things go unsaid. Like how we can’t stand to be in her room. While she’s away, Falling into the cracks of religion Masked by the fallacy of recovery. In our selfish minds We can’t help but wish she were still the same Calling herself Oblivion And doing that thing we don’t talk about.

On The Road Again!
yep gonna be headin out on the road Wednesday and could p[ossibly be gone for a few weeks! To all my family, friends and fans Thank you for all the love and support and please keep it coming! I will try to check in from time to time when I get a chance and will be looking forward to hearing from all of you!

Some Dudes
There are a few guys on this site I wouldn't trust to raise a pet rock, and MUCH fewer I would trust to raise a family. I honestly hope I'm one of the family ones, but someone here loves to start lies about me talking smack. Look, buddy, you know who you are and I don't want any part of this. I haven't said a damned thing about you or any of your naive girlfriends who don't see that you're basically a criminal waiting to be arrested. And before anyone decides to call me a backstabbing two-faced liar, scan this blog for names. There aren't any.

Shitty Shirt Pictures....
you know, i maybe sick right now. I maybe passed out in my bed not feeling good, but to know that you went to my pictures and gave them some love. That would be awesome, cause i always love reading what you have to say about my pictures. Sometimes a comment can go a LONG WAY to making a person feel a lot better :D

Bleh All My Book Links Are Fixed Now - Sorry About That ;)
I realized after 500 emails that all my previous links to my book was an error link .. here is the proper one :) Now you may go buy it! haha Just Click this Cover!

Very New
Okay folks, I'm very new to this place. I've run through several similar sites and this one has a somewhat amazing view on how people interact. So I'll fire you a few blogs here every once in a while just to keep people upt to date on what's going on in the life of Will Long. Sound decent...? Until Next Time

Blonde Joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...," he said with a deep sigh, "let's put all the corn flakes back in the box." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I Thought I Knew All The Morons........
then another one rears it head up... ~*~DJ LuAn...: anyway i hope you find some happiness ~*~DJ LuAn...: damn sorry hope you read typo anyway as to the mumm bout 1 leg my deceased hub had lost his leg ina motorcycle accident and yes i would date another amputee amazing what you can do with out a leg in the way ~*~DJ LuAn...: well i dint wanna be negative on your page so i do have a coupla things to say. a far as sexygielblonde i thinkits ridicualous and she eeds to send me hee monry but it aint mine so i guiess she can spend it the way she wants http://fubar.com/user/1014415 America i pity you

Tap Vs. Bottled–what Should You Drink?
Tap vs. Bottled–What Should You Drink? Posted Mon, Jan 07, 2008, 1:10 pm PST Glug, glug, glug--that’s the sound a ginormous number of us make as we sip bottled water in our cars, at the gym, behind our desks. The sound you DON’T hear is the thwack of 60 million bottles a day being tossed into U.S. landfills, where they can take up to 1,000 years to biodegrade. If that’s not enough to turn your conscience a brighter shade of green, add this: Producing those bottles burns through 1.5 million barrels of crude oil annually--enough fuel to keep 100,000 cars running for a year. Recycling helps but reusing is even better. Invest in a couple of portable, dishwasher-safe, stainless steel bottles like Klean Kanteens that won’t leach nasty chemicals into your water. (Don’t get into the habit of refilling the water bottle you just emptied; the polyethylene terephthalate it’s made of breaks down with multiple usings.) 4 REASONS TO TURN ON THE TAP 1. Tap water is tested dail

Beth Crosses Over (part 2)
At that, another woman, a real bull dyke named Mary Lou, settled her face between Beth's thighs and began to work her tongue around and over her stiff little clitoris. Warm, pleasurable sensation radiated from her clit throughout her body. Mary Lou worked one, then two fingers into Beth's cunt. Beth's moans grew louder. She realized that she was no longer being held down. She should try to push them off now, she thought, she should escape. Instead her hands clutched the sheets. She felt a desire to stroke the hair of her assailants, to encourage them. No, she mustn't! She mustn't give in! Minutes passed. Or was it hours? The torment of pleasure never stopped. "Wow, she's a tough one." Mary Lou said, shaking her head as another woman replaced her. "I've never seen a girl hold out this long." But hard as she fought, pretty Beth was losing her battle. Twice she felt herself slipping toward the abyss of sexual ecstasy and barely held herself back. She was writhing

Sexy Girl Of Fubar
Did you want to be called the Sexy Girl On Fubar!! I would Like to start this ASAP. I need to know who would like to be in it. I will be taking sing up for this at fubar. Just send me a private message! Letting me know you want to be in it.

Leave Me A Kiss
On my profile is a KISSING BOOTH. It is located under my love and my daughters. Leave Paige or me some kisses if you want. It is for fun and you can get your own. Here's to happy KISSING!!!! MAUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently Single
WELL GUYS ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE GETTING DIVORCED I AM SINGLE NOW. YES I CAN FINALLY DO WHAT I WANT. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK BUT DONT EVEN COMMENT ME OR ANYTHING IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE FACT THAT I HAVE A 4 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS DISABLED HE IS MY LIFE AND I WONT TAKE ANYBODY NOT ACCEPTING HIM. BUT IF YOU DONT CARE HES DISABLED AND NEEDS LOTS OF LOVE AND CARE THEN HIT ME UP

For My Baby Rod
Baby, I know we are miles and miles away from one another, but I always believed that as long as our souls are connected to each other, the flame of our love will burn forever. Only souls can resist death, our physical connection is meaningless."I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go

Beth Crosses Over (part 1)
As a straight woman, Beth wonders why so many girls at her toney, all-women's college seem to be lesbians. In fact, more are coming out all the time. Then she discovers a little secret. Will she be able to hold onto her straight identity? (FF, reluc, 1st-lesbian- expr) *** When she was considering which college to attend, Beth found the elite New England women's colleges especially attractive. An outstanding student, she believed strongly that the single-sex classroom environment was the best pace for a young woman to develop her ability and self-confidence. Yes, it was true that these schools also had a reputation for lesbianism, but that didn't bother her. She knew she was straight; she had a steady boyfriend. There were also other colleges nearby where she could meet guys when the time came to move on to a new relationship. So Beth was delighted to be accepted by W--- College. She began her first year there with great excitement, making new friends and e

More Stupid Facts
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents. 200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day. There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and Dalailama.com. In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China. China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods. 20% of the world's population lives in China. People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights! Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people. Armadillos are able to contract leprosy. Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.

2007 Stupidy Awards - How Do You Feel!
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Stupidity Awards are bestowed, honouring the least of the bright among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping

Acideo
Acideo mixed by DJ Muzik-AL FOR ACID HEADZ EVERYWHERE ACIDEO IS FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TECHNO ACID MUSIC. GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS MIDDLE OF NOWHERE RAVE AND KICK SOME ...!! MUSIC MIXED IN 1995 USING TECHNICS 1210'S. A crazy 25min sample from this head busting Acid House set. http://www.esnips.com/doc/fb2e43b4-5eff-432f-9500-5d6a5542a45c/Acideo_128

Moving To Orlando
Well I am leaving Pompano Beach for the more central Orlando area for a spell. I will be selling cruises and Shaklee there. I hope to meet new friends and have some fun too. I want to go on a cruise this year.

For The Love Of All Things Pagan People!
Before you read this be sure that you secure enough in your religious beliefs to read this. Understand that I do not support or believe in organized religion, I have been a Witch since 1993 and i am a SOlitary practitioner. There is a lot of things about christianity and other religions that i do not understand and cannot abide by. So I was driving down to Ironton, and I was scanning through the radio trying to find something decent to listen and I stumbled across one of the evangelical radio stations. He was preaching about the glory of God and all that good stuff. But then he said something that struck me as very very very odd. He said that in order to Fear Sin you must Fear God. WHY? Why should you fear the diety that you believe in. What is there to be afraid of. He also said that you should fear his love, but revel in his grace. So in order to be a christian i need to fear the love from the Divine as well as Fear the Divine, but revel in the Divine's Grace that makes

More Weird Facts
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". 13. All 50 States are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies

A Fair Intro
Up above the bright blue sky lies a place no space no time here there is no whims or woe just decisions lined with gold cloud nines ten below and exquisite is just a word somethings we will never know like where our dreams can go the sky is below me the ground above everything is vertigo in this world I choke and cry not a word comes out slowly die but I dont burn out in the end it was it all in my head such glorious things with a hint of dread cloud nine was ten below the sky was mine and that I know but in the end it all makes sense it complements your elegance...

Counting Down.....
it is Jan 14th and it is amazing how the days are melting away til the 24th of Jan. Each and every day with Hannah has brought a new learning experience and surprises. I found out never to play her in literaci. I learned we can talk for 14 hrs on the phone during one day and never get tired of hearing each other's voices. I have learned to smile and laugh as much as possible and that you do not need to be perfect to be perfect for the person you are in love with. Hannah, you are teaching me to look inside myself and find the true Matthew. I am proud to call you my mine and I cant wait to hold you and hug you at the airport

"life Is Simply To Short"
"LIFE IS SIMPLY TO SHORT" Well I've learned today that life is actually to short to CARE what people think, and to short to WORRY about what people do, and to short to WONDER what tomorrow holds, and to short to ANALYZE what comes along, and to short to STRESS over the small stuff, and to short FEEL sorry for yourself, and to short to EXPECT anyone to understand, and to short to CHANGE some ones mind, and to short to try and UNDO what has been done, and to short to LOOK for all the right answers, and to short to REASON with the unreasonable, and to short to ARGUE with the ones you love, and to short to FIGHT a loosing battle, and to short to WASTE your time, and most of all LIFE IS "SIMPLY" TO SHORT TO GIVE A FUCK..............................................

Useless Facts
The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions! What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off! Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath There is a city called Rome on every continent. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! Horatio Nelson, one of England's most

"true" Friendship
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me unt

Fubar Loser
I don't usually care what any hater has to say about us Los and lettes but this guy is ridiculous. This guy has tha marbles 2 jump on my profile and down r8 me TWICE. My account got hacked last night and I had to make this new one. While I had my last account I was curious as 2 wut was going on with this loser as 2 why he was blastin on juggalos and anything psychopathic rel8d and this dude nails me with down r8s and mouths off to me calling me a "ICP FAG"(HIS WORDS) after he shouts at MY WIFE calling her a "FAT PIG"(HIS WORDS AGAIN) and has tha nerve 2 go hide behind tha skirt of his little block link and I didnt do anything 2 him. I didnt know wut was goin on and was curious as 2 why he was being put up on hit lists everywhere and w/ no warning he blasts me and runs like a skeered little cockroach. This stale buttrocket can just sit where he is safe behind his little block link. I did get a chance 2 read on his profile B4 I got blocked that hes an "Easy person 2 get along with"(HIS W

Choo Choo New Train In Town Lokking For Passengers! This Train Is Called The Soul.................... Train Updated Today With 73 Passesngers , Got Pl
The Sound Of Philadelphia (Soul Train)Uploaded by eXsistenZ1968 href="http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/simply2special/back grounds/?action=view¤t=4b29.jpg" target="_blank"> CHOO CHOO THE NEWEST TRAIN AROUND! COME AND JOIN THE S O U L TRAIN OF NOTHING BUT THE BEST PASSENGERS AND MUSIC IN TOWN!...............................! RULES: 1. PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ADD THE HOST AS YOUR FRIEND. 2. MUST RATE AND ADD ALL PASSENGERS OF THIS TRAIN 3. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 4. IF YOU ALREADY FRIENDS OF A PASSENGER THEN JUST LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT WITH THE SOUL TRAIN NAME TO INFORM ME THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. 5. WHEN TASK IS COMPLETED THEN E-MAIL, ME AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE S O U L TRAIN..................! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR@ fubar NYCE-N-SLOW@ fubar

How To Do It Cheaply...
Ok here ya go for those interested in how to talk to someone overseas... First we know about the IM's out there that have voice chat capabilitys. However we also know some people are not computer literat, or they are using VISTA which is a big pile of crap right now, and it makes it hard to use MICs which i have experianced. So the options i have used and found that avoid PC's or at least one PC. 1. Skype i use it to call the UK at .021 a minute. Alot cheeper then any real phone or phone card. The sound quality is great and it only drops off if their cordless phone dies, or your internet has a hickup. This is a option that works great if one person is not very computer literate and their mic is not working. If both work then you can call skype to skype for free. 2. Vonage - This is probably the best bet for Phone to Phone calls. Let the person who has a landline get it, unless you want one to. Here is how im doing it for free calls to the UK right now. My friend has V

911
When Not To Call 911 This is something most people are taught in kindergarten, yet no one seems to be able to remember it. So, as a public service, I offer an elementary guide on when and when not to dial 911. If someone is bleeding copiously, on fire, unconscious, or dead - CALL. If someone just crashed into your house - CALL. If someone has just driven past your house and shouted a rude word at you - DON'T CALL. If your electricity has gone out - DON'T CALL. It's amazing how hard this is for some people to understand. What exactly do they think the police, EMTs, or firefighters are going to be able to do about their power being out? "Oh my god, we can't watch American Idol!!! Call 911, STAT!" Moving on. If you hear someone screaming, go ahead and CALL. But please try to tell us where the screaming is coming from! If it's late at night and you're getting slaphappy from lack of sleep and you start to wonder if 911 really works - DON'T CALL. Trust me. It works. What, do

Friends List Update
Listen up people! If I am on your fans list, you might want to consider moving yourself to my friends list. I'll be going through my fans list and deleting a lot of profiles off of mine. So if you want me to remain on your lists, then, well, do the right thing!

Well All The New Has Settled In . Im My Own My Way To A ???
New level of four I think. Wow! I even tried to answer a mum or two.post few pictures and so on , im surfing my way thru fubar land gee it,s great too.

Own Me... Bid Now..lol
Clicky my piccy to bid. You Get.. and I added this stuff as extras.. Make them a Skin for their page their choice of Background and Colors. Make them 2 tags of their choice/description. 2 salutes sfw/nsfw (their choice, within reason,my decision) Top Friend for 1 month He started early so it on now.. HAPPY BIDDING!! :P

Would You?
If given the chance at love would you take it? If your choice was for lust would you make it? If missing out on what might be fantastic would you take the chance or forsake it? If you had the right heart would you break it? If you wanted to fly but feared heights would you fly or sit bye and regret it.

I Can Fly
Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I could fly." The second guy says "No Way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies gracefully back to the top of the cliff. The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." All three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has one more beer. After he finishes, he says "Ok, I will be able to fly now." All three of them go outside and the second guy jumps off of the cliff. He falls to the bottom, hitting the ground and dying instantly. The third guy turns to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you can be a real jerk when you drink."

The Mood
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot e

The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied

The Law Of The Garbage Truck (a Must Read)
One of the best emails I have read in a long time How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, inconsiderate boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and

Favorite Photos
Fubar feature: "Favorite Photos" This feature is accessible by going to your "My" menu, and clicking "Favorite Photos." What does it do? I'm glad you asked! This feature allows you to put your favorite pictures of Fubarbarians in one nifty spot so that you can view them all in one screen. How does it work? Favorite Photos keeps track of pictures you flagged as your favorite. Go to any user's profile, find a picture you like, and click "add to my favorites." How is this different from ripping a photo? Well, only you can see photos you marked as favorite. Ripped photos show up in your gallery, and can be rated (or reported!) by other members. Also, some members don't like their pictures being ripped, so they'll put a block on them. Also, you can add NSFW pictures to your Favorite Photos. By their nature, photos marked NSFW can't be ripped. What if I don't want this person on my favorites anymore? In a similar manner to removing family and blocked users, go back to y

Sore Loser? You Bet I Am
Show me a good loser, and I show you a loser. I'm pissed that dallas lost a game they clearly should have won. penalties, lack of execution, lack of maturity, and the best team in the NFC loses to a hack like Eli Manning. Give me a goddamn break. So now we have to choose between an overrated team, a team led by a recovering drug addict, a team that cheats whose QB doesn't accept his fatherly obligations, and a team that can't even keep it's starting QB and RB in the lineup in a playoff game. No thanks, I'll go play world of warcraft.

14 Months
426 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes and 39 seconds smoke free. 12783 cigarettes not smoked. $2,556.00 and 3 months, 7 days, 15 hours of my life saved! My quit date: 11/14/2006 8:00:00 AM Damn that feels good!

Legacy Of A Rodeo Man
There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' goin' on beneath his hat. and back behind his eyeballs and pumpin' through his veins Is the ghost of every cowboy that ever held the reins. Every coil in his lasso's been thrown a million times His quiet concentration's been distilled through ancient minds. It's evolution workin' when the silver scratches hide And a ghostly cowboy chorus fills his head and says, "Let's ride." The famous and the rowdy, the savage and the same The bluebloods and the hotbloods and the corriente strain All knew his mother's mothers or was his daddy's kin 'Till he's nearly purely cowboy, born to ride and bred to win. He's got a Buffalo Bill Cody and Goodnight's jigger boss And all the brave blue soldiers that General Custer lost The ghost of Pancho Villa, Sittin' Bull and Jessie James All gathered by his campfire keepin' score and takin' names. There's every Royal Mountie that ever got his man And ever

Lil Bit Of Snowfall Today....
Well, the first today of my midnight shift period, and I end up not making it in! My thinking was that I was having such a good weekend (actually Sonday was great) that I did not want to ruin it going to work. That, and I had very little sleep from Saturday to Sonday night. Also figuring in my vacation days were just renewed, and it all lead me to taking the night off. I will be in tonight. Perhaps even called in early for a 12 hour night. There is a little bit of snowfall today. it is kind of pretty actually. I was just watching narnia for the first time. I usually do not get into Disney movies, but this one was very good. I find something else comical about Disney though. Each preview I looked at on the disc was being called "the next big adenture" from Disney. About 3 previews in a row was being hailed as the "next big adventure." Could Disney afford to be a little bit more original than calling everything the "next big adventure?" A friend and I had l

Maintenance Man
’Hey girls, gather round Listen to what I’m putting down Hey babe, I’m your handy man.’ - Blackwell and Jones (via James Taylor) Contrary to the propaganda we are consistently force fed by our sexually uptight nation, sustaining a serious, monogamous relationship is not a requirement of moral law. It’s just an option. The monogamy propaganda machine has turned most of us into blundering lovezombies, roaming the earth in a desperate, nearly pointless, lifelong search for the perfect soul mate; or worse -- it has turned us into sadfaced spouses, wondering when the Mr. or Mrs. Soulmate we’ve been with for ten years turned into Mr. or Mrs. Asshole. What a waste of time. I am a serial monogamist. I manage to find, and commit to, an extraordinary woman about once every three years. In between those affairs, instead of going nutbally in the relentless pursuit of perfect love, I revel in being single. Being happily single is not without its challenges, however. Nam

We As True Men Can Do This!
The definition of a GREAT MAN: When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and don't let go ] When she starts cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and don't say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doub

Eject Romo And To
Nice game Cowpies! Very uncool of you to hit the "Eject" button on yourselves after we all made our airline and hotel reservations for Dallas. We were looking forward to warmer weather and getting out of the snow for a few days. Not to mention that I bragged to all my friends I would visit Gilley's and ride the mechanical bull they have there after I drank about a dozen pops. Now we're all going to have to unpack our roadgear, cheeseheads and oversized Jessica Simpson posters which we spent half our last paycheck on. Sheesh! I'm very disappointed and demand an apology from Jerry Jones for putting us through the inconvenience of having had to plan and pack for a road trip that the Cowpies guaranteed that we would have to make. Is this a joke?! I had to reschedule my Friday Night Bowling League and Fish Fry for this trip that I won't be making! You guys just cost me a personal holiday off from work which I could have used later this winter to go ice fishing and play sheepshead with my

Im Up For Auction
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar Caligumbo@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-14 00:34:23') (repost of original by '♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-' on '2008-01-14 00:37:16') (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager

Classifiedss
Welcome to the classifieds Looking for work on the fu? well here is this weeks lounges that are hiring.. "The one and only.... Dazed N Confused.. the least Drama lounge on the fu.. come hang out here and get a job and makes friends that will last a life time "Scooters Bar w/Full Throttle Radio" We are looking for staff Bartenders, Greeters, Dancers, Promoters and DJS if you are interested please talk to SLADE "Stink eyed Radio" Looking to hire on and off the fubar plz click the link below to go and talk to the one and only Dj Jay.. about a fun Djing job.. Just remember If you would like to get some publicity via the funewspaper classifieds, then just send me 500fubucks for next weeks edition, any publicity is good publicity right?

If You Only Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you...

My Sister
TODAY JANUARY 14TH MARKS 3 YEARS THAT MY SISTER HAS BEEN DEAD AND IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY, IT STILL HURTS SO MUCH, SHE WAS LIKE A SECOND MOM TO ME AND MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE MORE FOR HER THEN I WAS. THIS IS TO MY SISTER CHRIS I MISS U SO MUCH AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU R.I.P. YOU HAVE HELPED ME SO MUCH IN MY LIFE AND I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET YOU. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART.

The Bartab And You
"The Bartab" Story by Nathan Francis a.k.a. Shadow_of_God "Your Friend has Commented on the Mumm:..." This is what we now see in our Bartabs at the top of our screens. Showing us how much our friends pay attention to others. so Why exactly do we need to know what our friends are doing to others. Personally I do not care if one of my friends commented a random person that I don't know. In my Personal Opinion this is not the best idea that Fubar has had. Quite a few of us Fubarians have some personal Online Stalkers, so here Fubar has given them a chance to know exactly what we do. Yes you may be able to get rid of this in your options for the Bartab but as a result of this we can't see the basic things that our friends do. In a small recent poll that I took, I asked 6 of my friends if they liked this feature. "I can't Stand It. I have to actually go into my bar tab to see if anyone rated me or anything. I know I can turn it off but I want to know when a friend posts something.

Don't Give Up
When the road is rough you got to be tough. don't ever give up. when the mountain is to steep, don't stop and weep. Dont ever give up. When the rain starts to fall give me a call, but dont ever give up. I know the scars are deep inside but know that i am always on your side. Don't ever give up. I see you in every star, just wish you werent so far. you have to try, if you must cry but never give up. So for every smile, know that i am to. You are always in my heart, you were from the start, hope we never part. Don't ever give up. So you have to fight i will keep you in sight. Know that i will always be here to hopefully give some cheer. But dont you ever give up. I will never go away, would never stray from you my friend, this isnt the end. Dont ever give up. through the laughter and even after, you will never be alone. through the years i will wipe the tears. Dont ever give up.

Kongys True Story
"Kongy's path to green" ~story by Dj_Dibby Many, new and old, members of Fubar can contest that this, newly popular site, is addicting. I am a member myself and can definitely agree with that. The friends, the fans, the rates, pull the curious eyes of internet users into the large world of sexy, fun adults. How can those eyes be kept to stay you ask? By creating and becoming the human obsession of reaching the apex. Baby J created a website that captured the human emotion of reaching manifest destiny by giving the users a level. This level would increase as long as you visited the site more often, networked, and participated in all its activities. It’s not just a site that helped you meet people, it’s a site that entertained you as well. Users dug to find out HOW they could become one of the sites top members. Many believed that becoming a bouncer or supporter would help push them to the top of popularity. That’s what member Kongy was hoping for. Kongy started her fr

Fu Court Week 2
tuesdays docket. Hoodie take me to court cuz i have him blocked, i just gotta track down the truth and distroy it like you asked. THE FIRST TO EVER GET A PROTECTION ORDER is also what i got, he apparently has one too, We will see but im sure nothing was to come of this, **Editor's note. I havnt n issue on deleting the truth bout hoodie, and i still enjoy the fu court, but i personally think they need to learn thier "law" termonalogy becuase i still say "slander" is something thats said without truth or fact.... and being as i had a screen shot it was deleted but (i have a copy on my comp.. they only regulate fubar) how can the truth be slander? I'm sure hoodie has his own opinions on this, subject. Wendsday docket. A one mikhail, yes a reporter of mine was suing a one 666omega for assult, the end result after long 30 mins of greusome testomony OMEGA IS FOUND GUILTY OF ASSAULT AND BEING A ANTAGONIZER TO HIS OWN ASSAULT So, the punishment he re

Granny Panties
so I decided to go surf some lounges on the bar.. and i came across this lounge. the name "Granny Panties" at first SCARED me away but i sat back and observed I realized that it was one of the most laid back lounges on the fu, The owner has his own way of doing things some of his staff calls him a loon,but I see more of an in visionary He's your usual whacked out hippies you see on the bar.. with a couple of twists that just makes him SO MUCH more,This lounge offers nothing but good times old fashion Oldie Rock and new friends you will never forget, Well i could ramble on about him and his staff but I personally think you should go and see for yourself, so click the link below and join the fun

An Insprirational Song If You Will For All The Hopeless Masses
Well you say you got the blues, Got holes in both of your shoes, Feelin alone and confused, You got to keep on smilin, keep on smilin Yeah, youre about to go insane, Cause your womans playing games And she says that youre to blame, You got to keep on smilin, keep on smilin Keep on smilin through the rain, laughin at the pain Rollin with the changes til the sun comes out again Keep on smilin through the rain, laughin at the pain Rollin with the changes, singin this refrain Singin in a honky tonk cafe, Nobodys hearin what you play, Theyre too busy drinkin anyway, You got to keep on smilin, keep on smilin You say you found a peace of land Gonna change from city boy to country man Try to build your life with your hands You got to keep on smilin, keep on smilin Chorus Youre just hangin out in a local bar, And youre wonderin who the hell you are Are you a bum or are you a star? Chorus

2nd Edition
Second Edition, just click the links under each subject like last time 1)The REAL FU news!. 2)Lounges? and the owners.. EXCLUSIVE stories 3)The FUCOURT verdicts 4)The Truth bout being Green.. 5).Bartab Section and you 6)News paper Cartoons., for those who like just the funnies 7)Classifieds (looking for work on the fu

Bid On Me :p
Ur thinking what is hse talking bout so here is what u get if ur the highest bidder -Own who u bid on for a month -all of ur pics r rated -all stash rated as well -A *Salute* pic from person u win with ur name included (side note its rare i do these for freidns even so if u win u get something special) -A Mummm about u -Comments daily form them and ther undivided attenion ~In my Family to view all pics ~ u can bid what ever u want fubucks tickers vip blasts or happy hours and thats the just of it :P

Realizations And Acceptance
Realizing things and acceptance. Life can play cruel jokes on you. You can be happier than ever and be at your lowest and so hopless a second later. They say you go through shit and you learn and it "makes you who you are". Sometimes I think I don't know who I am anymore. I have a lot to be thankful for. There is nothing I could ask more for . How ever there is no reason for anybody to make this mistake please listen and listen good. .. LIFE IS TOO SHORT. Don't take a second for granted. Don't take anything for granted. No matter how small or tedious something may seem , pay close attention because the most memorable the most beautiful things , will be under your nose and go neglected for so long and before long they'll be gone. You'd have missed the single most important beautiful memories you could have had. Take the time to smell the flowers. Stop and breathe realize how precious and fragile you and your life really are. You only live once and make it worth it. The old adage

Re: Ron Paul Revolution Needs To Reunite
RE: Ron Paul Revolution Needs To Reunite ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Jan 2008, 13:57 ......Untitled document·......Ron Paul Revolution Needs To ReuniteThe last two weeks have thrown up a number of divisive controversies that have been exploited by the establishment to slow the momentum of the Ron Paul Revolution. Now is the time to sweep these issues aside and concentrate on reinvigorating the movement to restore peace, liberty and prosperity in our time. p>http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/011408_revolution_reunite.htm ....

Fu-own Me!!!
~&hearts~Wanna Fu-Own me????~&hearts~ Well If you do come and check me out This is what I'm Offering: If the Highest bid Is a 7 day blast will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 200 4 the week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 1 gift, pimp out, An day comment for a week If the Highest bid Is a 30 day blast will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 300 a week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 2 regular gift, Big pimp gift, pimp out blogs, An 2 times a day comment, add to family, Link there profile on mine for One month SFW salute. If the Highest bid Is a HH will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 400 a week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 2 regular gift, Big pimp gift, pimp out blogs, An 2 times a day comment, add to family, Link there profile on mine, 1 SFW/ 1 NSFW salute, a 20 min call SFW for two month . If the Highest bid Is a HH 30 DAY BLAST or higher will offer to rate all Pix and

No Use For Fubar
Basically, Im getting bored with Fubar and Im not on here much. Although, I have made close friendships w/ some wonderful people on here-Just wanted to let u all know that Im deleting my fubar account and if u wanted to keep in touch with me, just hit me up with ur yahoo sn! Most important peoples already have my yahoo sn-so make sure ya'll keep in touch. That goes for Tony,Nate,Richard,and Bucky! Fubar will never be the same without me! lol. Take care luvly Fubar peoples.

Grant Programs
I found a business I really want to buy. but thanks to a bad marriage and an even worse divorce my credit is shot. I am very warry of some of the grant programs out there. One that I did try I almost lost $400 but I caught on before the time limit expired and the bank helped me get my money back. Does anyone know of a good ligit program? Any information would be greatful

Breathe In, Breathe Out By Mat Kearney
Breathe in, breathe out Tell me all of your doubts Everybody bleeds this way, just the same Breathe in, breathe out Move on and break down If everyone goes away, I will stay We push and pull And I fall down sometimes And I'm not letting go You hold the other line Cause there is a light in your eyes, in your eyes Hold on, hold tight If I'm out of your sight And everything keeps moving on, moving on Hold on, hold tight Make it through another night In every day there comes a song with the dawn We push and pull And I fall down sometimes And I'm not letting go You hold the other line Cause there is a light in your eyes, in your eyes There is a light in your eyes, in your eyes Breathe in and breathe out Breathe in and breathe out Breathe in and breathe out Breathe in and breathe out Look left, look right To the moon and the night Everything under the stars is in your arms Cause there is a light in your eyes, in your eyes There is a light in your eyes, in your

Another Winner In My Books ..and He Got Me A Gift! :d
See tards like this, are an inspiration to my demotivational comment making needs :Dsooo.. Dear soldierboy, yours truly, papercut kisses xo keep em coming fuckstick.. Im running outta material anywho:( later days!

Well Here It Is I Will Forward It To You If You Like
from: Lord Wolf- Wolves of Wiccan Society,Seeking Comment Bombers.Link in Blog date: 2008-01-12 16:59:01 subject: Your Sister Raised a Stink? read receipt: No replied: No block user I heard about it from Deanna.Your 55 yrs old when are u gonna learn to stand on 2 feet.This is Virtual Realality Most of us this is our last thing before death.Sassy tells everyone your a Simpleton a moron.Your not all there.Your a hell of a Leveler VIP u desire to come here your welcome I'm not the ass I once was.I will be you friend.But this is not the KOW where Drama Rules.This is Spirit Warrior~W.W.S..Now stand on your own 2 feet Please Cathy Be Proud

Natural Disaster
Natural Disaster Darkened clouds, wind and rain. Left alone with all this pain. It’s winter here without you. Landslides always drag me down Trapped for days, will I be found ? I pray for skies of blue. Flooded plains within my head Tornadoes draw near, leave me for dead. I feel alone without you. Drought from tears I know not for I’ve cried for days, I cry no more. I’ve made mistakes, it’s true Hurricane waves pound on my shore I’m drowning on my bedroom floor. Will we never be together? This natural bridge from heart to heart Collapsed in shreds, fallen apart These seasons last forever.

I ♥ Boo~boo And The Shadow Levelers!!!
so, i just wanted to post this to say THANK~YOU! THANK~YOU! THANK~YOU! to boo~boo for sending all her firends my way, and the shadow levelers and everyone else that helped me level. i really appreciate it! so thank~ you, so much, to everyone on this list, if i've missed any one let me know, and i will definately put you on here! thanks again! ¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Day Dreamer ~~*Club* F.A.R*Member*~~@ fubar Kimmy@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]~Please read profile and sign guestbook~@ fubar *~AngL~*@ fubar Jennifer ~ Club F.A.R. Member ~ Fan~Add~Rate@ fubar ¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾Teresa¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾@ fubar Mr. Odd *Founder of Jason's FuLounge!!!!* Fan/Rate/Add/Join Lounge@ fubar Mjr. DJ Foxy Bitch GM of the Lost City Radio and Dj for K- 9 Music Produtions@ fubar One Sexy BBW Sarge's Bad Girls & Your Next Addiction@ fubar

Your Actions
Monday, January 14, 2008 Your actions Whether something is possible or impossible for you depends more on what you do about it than on any other factor. Your persistent, focused action is what brings possibilities to life. Certainly there are obstacles that stand in your way. And you can choose to use those obstacles as excuses for not taking action. Or, you can choose to get up, get motivated and get busy working your way toward the results you seek. Once you begin to take action, the obstacles lose their power to stop you and instead become steps along the pathway to achievement. The actions necessary for success can often seem to be difficult, complicated, inconvenient, embarrassing, uncomfortable, tiresome or demeaning. Realize that those undesirable qualities are, for the most part, mere inventions of your mind, and your choice to take action will override them every time. When you know what you must do, then go ahead and make it happen. Stop focusing on the excu

A Clue
A Clue I am weak now having attempted to cry out all feelings and emotions for you: In one breath you make me smile and cry in one phone call you lift my spirits and plunge me into depression Your voice can build up my hopes and shatter my dreams. You leave me wondering, yet disenchanted. How you do it, I'll never know. And that you do it, I'll never breathe a clue. At least not to you.

F*ck
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I just called my sister to check on my niece and found out she has been having a lot of seizures again and although most have been short a few have been longer that they had been the past two days. I can't afford to go back up there right now, so I'm stuck here worrying. Please please if you pray, pray for my darling niece because this is just seriously not good because it means that the medicine she's on isn't working for her that the emergency medicine they had to give her a couple days ago that's wearing off is what was working so now only God knows how long they're going to have to be up there because they're going to have to switch her medicine yet again. So please pray for the doctor to find out what is wrong and help my beautiful darling little niece.

Pimpin My Family Love To All
OK HERE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE AND FAMILY TO ME ON HERE SO PLZ SHOW THEM ALL SOME LOVE ADD THEM AS FRIENDS FOR THEY ARE THE VERY BEST TO HAVE SHE IS MY SISTER IN HEART AND GUYS SHE IS SINGLE AND THE BEST YOU COULD GET A GREAT LADY FOR A GREAT MANMyLady Tina promoter@Naughty Parties Lounge Thank You for the Fu-Cupid@ fubar WOW HE IS AWESOME Crazydave FU Owned by Summer - Brit Bomber 6@ fubar VERY SEXY GUY WHO IS GOOD TO US LADIES HUSHY@ fubar A SISTER IN HEART *~*Nyne*~*{the original DevAngel}@ fubar these two two are the best my broter and sis in heart and best of friends DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.///HAPPY NEW YEAR@ fubar Beeholt. Real Wife of DHoltStingray@ fubar my sis -~*~SWEET~*~@ fubar new love and my family too cindy and tim ~~HOT SEXY BBW~~MISTRESS TO CASPEROLEWIS~~ENGAGED TO SHADEAUX LOVE YOU BABY!!!

Why Do I Bother?
Why do I even bother to try to understand men? The more I try the more confused I become!! What women ot there agree with me that men are more emotional then any women. We are vindictive creatures but still.

Wtf
I heard about it from Deanna.Your 55 yrs old when are u gonna learn to stand on 2 feet.This is Virtual Realality Most of us this is our last thing before death.Sassy tells everyone your a Simpleton a moron.Your not all there.Your a hell of a Leveler VIP u desire to come here your welcome I'm not the ass I once was.I will be you friend.But this is not the KOW where Drama Rules. I HAVE NEVER SAID MY SISTER WAS A MORON DEANNA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS THE MORON NO ONE ELSE. i DON'T NEED ANY BULLSHIT, i GOT YOUR NUMBER NO ONE WANTS TO BOMB JIMMY CAUSE HE NOT ONE OF YOU MEANING JEFF AND YOURSELF. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU BOTH HAVE ISSUES.

Buhbye Biatches :)
My VIP expires tomorrow and at that point my account will be deleted. I was gonna just leave with out saying bye or anything because well you know how people are with that on here, just thinking u are saying it for a rate but lol i have nothing for you to rate :P I thought by just leaving it would be rude with out thanking my friends. You guys are awesome, were always around when it was time to make that final push to leveling. Those whom bought me blasts and VIP's I truly appreciate it; EVERYTHING! And thank you for getting me to the point I am at. I do feel horrible about those whom have bought me things on this site because now its about to just up and poof but its just come that time for me. I can only enjoy something for so long and than it gets old. After the levels increased and I knew it was going to be impossible to reach the final level I did not feel the need or want to level any longer. I do not care what my rank is on this site though it would have been c

Chating
Hello to all my friends and family. Anytime you want you can call or even send a IM to my yahoo. I don't want anyone to think im trying add and forget you or even avoid you. I want all the friends one person can have. If you send a text I'll send one back. So pleas don't be afraid to yell if you don't hear from me. Oh if you want the number just ask. I'm not the shy type and I love to listen to any problems. So remember my ear is open if needed. Take care and have a blessed year! Your friend and family member Cleo aka "Dark Knight"

Anal, Oral, Or Vaginal
Anal, Oral, or Vaginal So, which one of the three holes do you prefer? Men, do you like the pussy, the mouth, or the shitter the best? Ladies, does getting vaginally penetrated get you off the mostest? Or is it taking it in the pooper? I highly doubt it's the act of sucking or swallowing, but does getting your box licked make you howl at the moon like nothing else? As a man, I'll try and shed some light here for ya. With all things being equal, vaginal intercourse is the way to go without question. But sadly, there are always elements that get in the way. For me, wearing a condom is a necessity, yet it's a distraction that makes getting the pussy only a mild stimulus. I can't feel all that much, so if what I'm inside is kinda deep, I could be fucking a couch for all intents and purposes. Also, if the girl isn't very hygiene oriented, the smell can be a huge turn off. Fish, battery acid, you name it. The unfortunate thing is, you don't know that for a fact until

Just So You Know.......
I joined fubar because I had a friend that told me about it and said I would have a good time here. And for the most part I have. I have met some very nice people on here and some not so nice ones as well. I have be lucky enough to actually meet some of my fufriends and they are truly special to me. I have met some that I would love to meet in person. I have met some that while they are special to me online, that is where I would prefer to keep them. I have met some that while I dont mind the occasional hello, what's up, in cyber passing I have no desire to cultivate anything more. And then I have also met some that I wish had never said hi, including a couple that I actually have had to use the block button for. Over all my time here has been fun and enjoyable. As a single mom, it can be hard to find time for me and fubar has allowed me to have some me time without leaving my girls. And that is very important. I have heard all kinds of things from all kinds of people as I am sure mo

Rainbow Bridge
Rainbow Bridge Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and wh

Vote 4 Me :d
http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=791993 Rules: Thank you everyone for entering my Contests!!! Good Luck to everyone. And just as a reminder Comments and Rates will determine who is the winner!!! THE COMMENTS MUST BE ACTUAL COMMENTS ABOUT THE PIC OR PERSON. ONE COMMENT ALLOWED PER PERSON PER DAY PER PIC!!!!!!! If anyone doesn't follow these rules those comments will be deleted and the contestant my become DISQUALIFIED!!!! i don't wanna sound rude or anything i just want to give everyone a FAIR chance!!!! First Place will receive a 3-day blast and a Diamond Necklace Second Place will receive Diamond Earrings again good luck to everyone and hopefully these will be a successful and fair contests!!

Theifs
theifs Current mood: bitchy why do people steal? what is the point? What pleasure do you get out of it?if you dont have it work for it. Get out and get a job so that you can get things that you want. Work for what you get. it Dont hurt to get off your ass and make some money. And im sure that if you ask the person for it and they are done with it than they will give it to you , I hate theifs , yall need to get a life and a job and work for what you get like everyone else

January 2007
Where did I go? mmmmmmmmm Its been some time since I've been to Fubar. Maybe I was reported as a missing person but, then again, most likely not. We all know how it gets around the holiday time of year, thank God its over. What Happened On December 21st of 2007 ? My Sister-in-law finally got married to a young man in the Army. I swear she is as happy as a lark with her 23 year old hunka soldier boy. Well, seems to me that men marry women that are much younger all the time so nothing wrong with getting some of the good years while you still can now is there. What Happened On December Christmas Eve of 2007 ? We got a unusual gift from the great unknown. Seems I've found myself with another son ..We call him Tyrell, ofcourse thats the name he came with so we decided to keep it simple here LOL and the best thing of all is I didn't even have to give birth to him and he's full grown too ! go figure that one out. His mother had passed away when he was 16. My son Ty had

Musings Of The Heart..
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! MUSINGS OF THE HEART Why is love so complicated? Its something we all want and need, but it's something that we never seem to get quite right. Some of us love too hard. Some of us don't love enough. Many of us love what we can not have, as if the unattainable is much sweeter. Often, we take love for granted, as if those who love us will always love us. As a matter of fact some of us don't even realize how much we care about someone until they're gone. The Bible says, "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." I believe this is an excellent description of what love is, but it is not a good description of human nature. Sometimes in the heart of mankind love is unreq

Perfect Day...
A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00

My 1st Auction....
> > > > > > Have you ever wanted to own me? Well im givin ya the chance to right now! > > > > I will rate all your pics an 11, rate all ur stash, do 2 weekly pimpouts for ya, your link on my page, make a personalized tag for ya. If the bid is at least a 30day blast or more I will add a sfw and a nsfw salute and a sfw phone call! Please no vip bids as I already have one. > > > > Whatcha waitin for come on over and place your bid before im gone! > > > > Grundy.mp3 > > > >

Take The Time
to really find out what it is that one wants, for i did things to fast an now am regreatting every minute of it,,,,,,,, an so now i am stuck an no where to turn too, noone here to talk with an noone who really cares what happens to me, i lost my own respect for myself an worst of all i gave the one thing up that mattered the most to me ,but no is to late to turn back time, so STOP & THINK B4 U MAKE A CHOICE LIKE I DID AN LOOSE IT ALL ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,GOD 4 GIVE ME FOR I DO NOT WHAT ELSE TO DO,,,,, I LOVE ALL MY FAMILY & FRIENDS,,, PLZ UNDERSTAND