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Young Mother
When we are young everyone tells us not to have children. they say it will ruin our lives but as a young single mother I believe different. I had my daughter when I was 18 and have raised her alone. Yes my life has been slowed down and completely changed but its been totally worth it. Becoming a parent has probably been the best thing that has happened to me. Having a child of your own is an amazing experience. You learn to appreciate the little things in life that most take for granted. Sure things in my situation would probably be a lot different had my daughters father stepped up and did his part. kBut speaking for the single mothers I believe its safe to say that once you give birth to a child they become the most important thing in life. You no longer have time to worry about when the next party is, or what the newest fashion trend has become. Instead you are worrying about if you have enough diapers, or if your child needs anything, even if they are caught up on all the

Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what? "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounde

Jealousy Or Hatred
First of all to understand this blog fully you need to read the one under ex's. Why is it when you tell somebody to leave you alone, they can't. I can't even go out to the bar and enjoy myself because my ex and her friends have to keep tabs on me. I don't want to go to a bar just so i have to look over my shoulder, i want to drink and have fun. And I know they are keeping tabs on me because i watch how they act in the bar, they walk thru and leave turn around and come back. Purposely walk behind me when there is clearly a path elsewhere when they know i don't like them. All it is, kiddie shit that needs to stop. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!! I don't bother you, it is you that keeps bothering me. Get over the fact that i don't want anything to do with you no more. I have moved on, i stay out of your way so stay out of mine, simple and less drama. So what is the problem, are you jealous that you can't have me or do you just hate me because i moved on and don't care what you do with your

Women Drivers
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers & disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!

Personal Family Pt 2
well my brother in law went throught surgery yesterday.he pulled through it ok so far.hes going to be sore for a while.they had to go in and repair what a dr did a long time ago.they had to replace some pins and rods in his back.he will be done and out for a while now.if you would plz put him and his family in your prayers and thoughts.he will not be able to to at least a year they said.we dont know if he will be ale to go home after his recoop time or what they will be havinghim do.it will be over a year b4 we will be able to see him unless we get to the area hes in,thats not likely with being married to an otr driver.hes been in alot of pain,so im hoping that this procedure helps him out.

Marriage
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Our Perfect Man.....le Sigh
Our PERFECT man (What sisters really talk about)... *Note: Luvlyl77 = Lor / Sway = Cyn luvlyl77: Im thinkin he should be wicked tall Sway: Totally....like 6'0" - 6'5" and be gainfully employed luvlyl77: his belly must make me drool luvlyl77: and wanna bite it Sway: And he should have tattooes for me to lick and piercings for me to bite luvlyl77: fo shizzle! luvlyl77: He cant have a suck ass job either. you know one that makes his ass spread Sway: He needs to be WICKED charming with a wit, the speed of light luvlyl77: Yes. I would have to snort all day long and gasp for breath. Sway: He really doesn't get offended when I rip ass or have my period luvlyl77: His penis should be perfect. At least 8 inches and the head has to be the kind that makes you wanna hang from it all day luvlyl77: nummy Sway: Mmmmmm and not a "One Pump Chump" either. He has to be able to go for as long as it takes!!! luvlyl77: mmhmm and always makes me cum before he does

Congratulations
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930s 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE

Bitch I'm From Georgia
This is funny . I have no idea who started this. Some retard out in Cali. Then glad to see some one from GA set there asses straight. The Best in the SOUTH baby! THIS IS AWESOME- READ IT ALL!!! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age

****no More Time****
If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the present is a gift And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me 'Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed So every time you hold me Hold me like this is the last time Every time you kiss me Kiss me like you'll never see me again Every time you touch me Touch me like this is the last time Promise that you'll love me Love me like you'll never see me again

Help Each Other Please
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Why This Asshole Is Into Me/ Subject G
****(This was originally going to be a mum.. but I dont want to look like a point whore. Or get flagged as "not a mum" and assholes yelling at me)I want honest pure advice. From anyone and everyone. Even if I dont know you***** So i've known "Melvin" we'll call him (yea laugh it up chad) since I was 18. Met him at his pool party/chat shindig. He's always been nothing, but an asshole to me. Calling me every single flippin' name in the book you can think of.Since he's known me. But within the last year. He told me hes had a crush on me ever since then. And he tells me loves me. Has a body pillow named after me. And then I Dont know weather to take him sincerly or not. I was seriously considering giving him a chance. Then he pulls his "asshole" moment on me. So i figured ya know what. If he was sincere about this. He wouldnt be having "asshole" moments with me. So it's like fuck it and forget about it.. (PS.. he is one of the subjects in the previous blog) You date other women. Yet you

Somebody Stop The World! I Want To Get Off!
DAMN! Just how much shit can get piled into the short time that I last wrote an entry here? Well, since my last entry, I have traveled to Oklahoma, Laid my Grandfather Martinez to rest, repaired practically all of my family members computers, put $1,500.00 worth of repairs into the Audi and been informed that since my mother has passed away before my grandfather, my sister and I become the beneficiaries of his will in her place. Some of you would say "AWESOME!" I say "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I mean, come on now! Here’s a man that came from the mountains of Colorado, Served in three wars, lived like a pauper but had the money of a king..... Now that he's gone it's up to my aunt, me and my younger sister to uphold his honor as well as his property and make money on top of it all. It's like I told my Aunt when she was telling me that my grandfather was living

Some People Never Learn
Kind of like Chris. I've always told her that if somebody is always bringing something up that they want me to do, chances are more likely than not, I won't do it. Well, we were out at the mall about a week ago or so and stopped in to see the guys at the jewelry store that I used to work by. They started teasing us about marriage and all, which was fine, until Chris started looking at rings. Then it turned into "James's day in HELL". I gave her the benefit of the doubt thinking; she'll just look and leave it at that. HA! Who was I trying to kid? It was all kinds of hints and outright comments time; needless to say, I got really irritated and started making some pretty rude comments every time she'd make one. Tonight she was lying in bed and out of the blue she asked "Will you marry me?” That prompted a response of, "What!?” I mean, hell, I just signed us up for couple’s therapy and she's asking about marriage? Either she's nuttier than I thought, or she's just plain stupid. I asked her

Life Goes On
t’s been awhile since I’ve been here and so much has happened. On September 30th I was blessed by the birth of my fourth child, a second daughter. She is wonderful! So beautiful but oh so cranky. LOL I worry about her though. I mean her mother and I do basically nothing but fight, we did it mostly through the pregnancy and continue to do it now. Not because it’s fun or anything but mostly over money, relationship insecurities and such. I was working for a western clothing retailer called RCC Western Stores for awhile before realizing just how badly I was getting raped by them. They had me working almost 40 hours a week for $6.50 an hour with no benefits or anything. They thought that because they gave their employees a discount of 10% above cost on all items that it was all good.... Well what about those of us that don't want any of that crap?? I mean, 10% above cost won't pay the doctor or dentist, fix my car or put food on the table. Needless to say, I switched jobs. I now work

Late Night, Random Thoughts
It’s been a little while since I last entered anything in here, so here goes. You ever just sit down one day and think "My life isn't going anything like I had planned"? I have been doing a lot of that here lately. I mean, perhaps it's just stress coming down on me but my life just doesn't seem to want to get back on track for anything. After I went home for my Grandfather's funeral and came back I started trying to rectify my finances and all. You know, try to get things back where they belong. Well, I started by filing my taxes for the current and past two tax years and then trying to work a deal with child support for the amount that I owe in back support. Funny thing about doing the right thing, it always seems to come back and bite you right in the ass. The same night that I talked to the local child support office, I got served with court papers telling me that I am being found in contempt of court for failure to pay child support. Isn't this grand!? Now I have to have a court a

Smart Women
Gotta love this woman's thinking!!! Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to th

Moving' On Up, To The Top....
Well, it's been a very eventful time since my last journal entry. Things are going well with Chris and I and the boys are doing well. John (the 3 y.o.) has hit the whiney stage and is testing everybody to see just how far he can go to get what he wants; Alan it seems is having a few problems still. We got a phone call from his school today to inform us that he had thrown a snow/ice ball at an older kid today at the bus stop and hit him in the eye with it. The kid wound up going to the hospital to get checked out. Chris got worried about getting sued by the other kid’s mother, so we went up to the school to find out just what had happened. The principal wasn't there so we scheduled a meeting with him as well as Alan's teacher in order to get everything settled and find out how Alan's behavior and performance are doing. Needless to say ... he got it when he got home today. I think he's scared of what might happen after our meeting tomorrow. We gave him a chance to tell us anything and ev

They Say You'll Never Be Given More Than You Can Handle....
Well, I introduced you to the family in my last entry, so you kind of have an idea of what I’m dealing with here. This morning I woke up to John, the three year old telling Chris that he wasn't going to lay down. After about three times of being told no, Chris gave in and said "fine! Go watch T.V.", OH BOY! Dontcha know that I was up in a heartbeat after hearing that. I walked out to the front room where mom had laid down on the couch and John was sitting in his "kid" recliner, which was right up against the television. I looked at Mom, then John and proceeded to swat his butt once and lay into him about listening to his mother, and then I laid into Mom about giving into John. Everybody wound up lying back down. LOL I wish that she could just be more aggressive with the boys and "persuade" them to do what she tells them to. She just has such a hard time with punishment, let alone spankings. All these boys have to do is smile at her when she's getting on to them and she melts. Now, I u

Let Me Tell Ya A Lil Story About A Man Named Jed.......
OMG!!!!! Somebody save me! I swear I am stuck in a bad episode of the twilight zone. Growing up as I did, a privileged child, my friends and I used to make fun of anybody and everybody that lived in a trailer A.K.A mobile home. As I got older and supposedly wiser I started to change my thoughts on "trailer dwellers", I started being nicer to them and looked upon them as equals. Now, before I get too far into this, if you are reading this and you, yourself are residing in a trailer, you might be exempt from most of what I have to say here. I am just rambling on from personal experience in only one place and situation. We all know that I have gotten back with Chris and the boys, and those who have read this journal from the beginning know my past struggles with her and the boys. Well, I have gotten to see things in a whole different light now. After Chris and I broke up she decided to move back in with her parents because she couldn't stand seeing me and "her" together, being so happy

Been A Long Time Since I Rocked And Rolled...
Wow! I just rediscovered my journal on here. I mean I knew that it was here all along, but I had been unable to access the account for one reason or another. But, I am back now, after having opened up one or two other accounts LOL. It's been a long time since I put anything down here. So, I suppose it's time to bring you guys up to speed. Since my last entry Chris and I have broken up. I took a job working for the apartment complex that we lived in as a maintenance man and she wound up staying unemployed. Things just got increasingly worse until it finally got to the point that I dreaded going home at the end of the work day. I befriended one of my co-workers, our leasing agent, named Jinya. She's 21, beautiful and full of energy. She's also a full time college student studying to be a theater major. This friendship caused a few problems between Chris and me as I started visiting Jinya after work to avoid going home. Nothing out of bounds or anything like that, just plain and simpl

This World Isnt Real And All Will Parrish One Day> Read On?
All in this world will melt parrish , evaporate, decay or rot or decenegrate all on this planet will be lost but Christ thru him all is real and will be saved and be alive and all will be eternal . hugs all diana

Stress Stinks!!!
OK, it's 4:41 a.m. and I just woke up.......again, I haven't been sleeping for shit this past week because I have been so stressed out that the muscles in my back seized up and have yet to fully relax. THIS SUCKS! Here it is, June 13th and I am supposed to have $490.00 for my P.O. in 3 more days and I have only $114.00 right now, looks like I'll be heading back to court to plead my case to a judge as to why I have not paid for my OWI camp yet. Sometimes I think that they put these ridiculous time limits on people intentionally, just to ensure that they can't meet them just so they can make a few extra hundred bucks for the county. Oh well, maybe a 2 day vacation will be nice...........just wish it could be somewhere a little less ....... confined. On a lighter note, I finally got my new computer components, and, after some let downs, I am finally up and running again. I ordered two one gigabyte RAM sticks and my father sent me a new graphics card as a birthday present. The card worked

It's Late, My Fet Hurt And I Wanna Vacation!!!
I just got off work; Things are going good still, although this is only my second day. I don't know quite what to think of this company just yet. I found out that they are staffed mostly by temp. Workers like myself and haven't made any moves towards doing any hiring. Oh well, I'll just go with it and see what happens. I started thinking about the work that I am doing tonight and realized that I could be doing the very same thing sitting right here in my family room. I mean, it's all done over the internet; they don't have anything special, except for routers and hubs and such. But that's just so they can hook up multiple computers to their internet connection. Wells sends everything via e-mail so it's not like I would have to go pick anything up or have anybody bring me anything to do it. I even jotted down the web address tonight to see if I could access my area from home. I mean, why should I drive 10 - 15 miles to another town to work and have to deal with a middle man when I could

New Job, First Day
Ok, I suppose I should write something tonight, seeing as how I haven't been here in a day or two. First off, Dusted, Luvs ya girl! Don’t worry about past things said or done. But, thanks for the free advertising (LOL). Ok, Well, Chris and I registered with a local staffing agency back on my birthday, May 5th, and hadn't heard anything from them lately, So, we called them on Tues. and as usual they didn't have anything, so, we tried their satellite office which handles the office and clerical jobs and found out that they were in desperate need of help. So, Chris and I got jobs this past Tues., Only thing is, Chris had signed up for a day shift and the company called our agency later that day and canceled their order for day workers. She took that really hard and was just honestly devastated by it. She has been looking high and low for something and she has all the skills that you would think a potential employer would want in an employee, but, she never gets the job. I think that she

Chasing The Dream
Growing up I had this wonderful dream, I saw myself being graduated from college and working a well paying job that I loved. I'd have a wife that every man was jealous of and perhaps a kid or two that loved me and I loved them just as much in return. We had money, we had understanding but most of all we had love. Nice dream huh? Well, here it is ... I'm 29 now and I have nothing to show for the ten years that I have been away from home. I've had a multitude of jobs doing various works and about the equivalent number of women and failed relationships. It seems that somehow my employment and relationship histories are attached. I can't seem to hold on to either one for very long. With the jobs, it seems that I always start out at the bottom and I do my job well, I take pride in it in hopes that someone will notice. But it seems that I am constantly getting passed over for that big pay raise or promotion, simply because of the fact that I do my job so well and without any complaints (

05/19/2003
Ok, well, I spent an hour and a half typing tonight’s entry up and, wouldn't ya know it, it didn't take. Well, needless to say, I am not going to sit here and retype it......especially since I really can't remember half of what I typed. (LOL) All I can really say is I suppose this is one of the drawbacks of today’s technology. It sucks, but oh well, what can you do? The basics of tonight’s entry was that Alan and I are getting better and John is becoming more of a "momma's boy" and Chris and I are still having our ups and downs. It's funny really, we have absolutely nothing in common with each other, but yet, we seem to be completely and totally in love. Yeah, we bitch and moan about how difficult the other is, but we never talk of leaving one another and still do things for each other. I guess it's like having that one friend that you can't live with, but you just can't live without. Once, again she is sick, gassy and puking like crazy. I don't know what to do for her. I feel sorry fo

05/18/2003
Well, today has gotten off to an interesting start. Chris and the boys were supposed to go with her sister out of town to her grandmother's and pick up a baby bassinette for her sister's upcoming baby. As usual, things didn't work out as planned. I don’t know if life is against me or if this is honestly just my luck, but every time I start to look forward to something, that something never happens. As I mentioned before, Chris is sick and can't keep anything down, so that stopped her from going with her sister. Earlier this morning she was talking with her sister and started to joke that it was morning sickness, which sent her sister off on a whole bitch fest, probably because dear ole "sis" can't stand me, of course the feeling is mutual. I was sitting at the computer, as usual, when all this was going on and when I heard Chris struggling in her "argument" I got up and went to bed. I get sooooo sick of her mother, brother and sister's "Holier than thou" attitude, the only realistic o

05/17/2003
Today was kind of stressful, had trouble getting to sleep last night. Got up today and went out with Chris (my GF) looking for jobs....spent most my time sleeping in the car, I did put in an application with mediacom cable though...hopefully something will pan out with that. The kids were horrible today. John (Chris's 2 y.o.) would not stop crying and whining all day....literally. He got spanked more than usual tonight because of it. It took a lot for me to restrain myself with him. I tried putting him down for a nap, but all he did was sit in his room and cry........for 3 hours straight! You’d think he would have gotten tired and gone to sleep, but noooooooo! Not him. He didn't get much of a nap today, he slept for about 20 minutes at his grandparent's before we picked him up and then he was up for the rest of the day.....by his choice. Chris wound up getting sick on me tonight which left the house in my hands.....oh boy! We fed the kids a simple dinner, which Alan (Chris's 7 y.o.

California
Californians So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this. You know you're from California if: 1. A coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Geor

Morph Contest
The Morph Contest will begin tomorrow Saturday, January 12th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! The Contest will last for two (2) weeks and will end on Saturday, January 26th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! RULES! Please!! No Drama of any sort will be tolerated!! Comment Bombing & Self Bombing a must!! READ CAREFULLY CONTESTANTS!! Level 8 and Up Members with Salutes may Comment Bomb your Contest Page!! Fake Accounts & Newbies are NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT THIS CONTEST!! Monitors will be watching to see that everyone is Playing By the Rules!! Those Members NOT Saluted and are caught Comment Bombing will be Blocked from Helping you in any further!! I wish everyone the best of luck!! Please Comment this Posting, so I know you have read the rules and understand everything expected of you!! - - PRIZE - - The First Contestant to reach 50,000 Comments will End the Contest & Win 1,000,000 Fu Bucks

Clocks
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move." "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter . "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"

Listening
Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane.... At this point, Mommy cut him off and said 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.' At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story.... 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane & Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army.' Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

Sara
My sister passed away yesterday at noon in the hospital after a hit and run incident. The whole family is grieving but my parents are being stupid fucks and wont let me and alex know what the fuck is going on. If anyone lives in the Santa Barbara, California area would you be as soo kind to look for an obituary of a seveenteen year old girl please. Thanks you

Tired Of The Fuckin Head Games
ok yanno what gets me is fuckin guys playin head games ...look if u can't be straight up about shit then why even try an be nice just to get someone in bed..then guys wonderin why girls don't believe a fuckin word they say..an what really gets me they use ur kids to get at u ..they make nice with ur kids an tell ur kids stuff so they start to like this person an then u find out he has a girlfriend.. why can't u just be straight up an tell the truth..hmmm did u think i wouldn't find out about ur girlfriend..come on its obvious when ur puttin pic on ur page sayin u love them come on give me a break ..if ur gonna play games with people then keep there kids out of it..why hurt the kids..that pisses me off more then fuckin finding out u have a girlfriend an been liein all this damn time about it..so next time u need a piece of ass maybe u should think about what u say to a girl ..cuz one way or another there gonna find the fuck out about ur girlfriend.. well all i can say is thank you fo

I Want It
you know i get horny alot we are all adults here so this should not be bad k see i cant go to long without my habits or i go crazey like sex weed cigarettes and alcohol if i go without them to long i will go crazey anywho i want it i gota have it

My Lord Is With Me Always .. Always
Im gona lay my troubles at his feet and have no worries at all. Even when it seems like something is wrong , it probally is and a heart can lie to you but God cannot . So im laying all my troubles at his feet and im steeping away letting him lead me to the right answers now. Hugs all diana

Freakin Wanna Be Parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay so here it is I am ready to scream. Ya know what people its called this I never met my sperm doner of a father. I will never meet him or my half brother. Ya know what its taking time but I have come to terms with it. For all those people that go out and get a girl prego. Its call that child is a living breathing person and deserves your love and respect. IF you didnt want to have a child (and the same goes for the soon to be mom) then you shouldnt of had SEX!! Dont do anything that your not ready to handle the consiqueses for. If you have sex even if your on birthcontroll you can get pregent. I really am fucking tired of this shit. People grow up. If your old enough to deside that you are ready for sex then your old enough to deal with a baby if you make one. I grew up not knowing who my real dad is. I dont want to know who he is because he chose not to be in my life. Also for the moms if you stop your child from seeing the other parent then the child will be upset with you a

Sometimes I Wonder
if people are really as crazy as they make themselves out to be like this man Idaho... HAYDEN, Idaho -- A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to amputate one of his hands, cooked it in a microwave and summoned authorities, Kootenai County sheriff's deputies say. The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when deputies arrived at his home in this north Idaho town Saturday afternoon, and neither he nor the severed hand bore any noticeable tattoo or other mark, sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger. "It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," Wolfinger said. The man, whose name was withheld, was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center in Coeur d'Alene, where he and the hand were taken by ambulance. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality restrictions. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to de

Wher'd They Go
So in the last posted convo I mentioned something about tv shows that dissapear and you wonder where they went. I often do that, well more than often.. more like daily but usually a different show every day.... I mean there were some great shows out there I used to watch that just kinda phased out, some with no like series finale or anything and are now living in obscure syndication. The first one that comes to my mind is Boston Public.. I F'n loved that show.. I distinctly remember monday nights BP at 7 followed by Raw at 8 that was a great 3 hour block of television. but then BP got moved to friday nights and it effectively got killed off.. Futurama is another one.. great cartoon.. I mean sure its on cartoon network, comedy central and all that but it just kinda dissapeared and popped up there.. Lets see there's also the Tick (cartoon and live show) Greg the bunny (the original not the new crap on IFC which is basically pointless) and oh yeah Undeclared..Freaks and Geeks

Come And Have A Wet N Wild Time Speak Your Desire And Fantasies!!!
=== 'Beto Owner Of Wet N Wild Desire Fantasies Lounge' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-06 23:59:27'.. > > Come and join us for all the fun and endless chats of your hearts desire and Fantasies... > No limit to what is said...Only rule is dont disrespect other than that come join Wet N Wild Desire Fantasies and have a blast... > Click the link below... > http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52757 > >

So Sick Of This Shit
WARNING THIS VIDEO IS VERY GRAPHIC BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I HOPE THAT IT MAKES YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH BECAUSE IF IT STOPS ONE PERSON FROM DRIVING DRUNK THEN IT WILL BE WORTH IT. WATCH IT THEN WATCH IT AGAIN. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE COOL AND LIKES TO DRINK AND DRIVE SHOW THEM THIS VIDEO BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES A VIDEO ABOUT THEM. WE GET TIRED OF SEEING THE AFTERMATH OF DRUNK DRIVERS. INNOCENT PEOPLE GETTING HURT AND THE DRUNKS WALKING AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH AND THE COURTS NOT PUTTING THEM IN JAIL. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU SEE DRUNK DRIVERS KILL SOMEONE AND IT NOT BE THERE FIRST OFFENSE. SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE DONE. TAKE CARE AND DRIVE SAFE. AND DONT DRINK AND DRIVE.

And This Bird You Cannot Change
Ok so I'm probably gonna lose a friend for this but i'm way past the point of giving two shits and a fuck about it... but ya know what if anyone wants to end a friendship then using song lyrics is the way to go.. bonus points to anyone who can tell me all the songs used (even if its a partial lyric) and who by.. btw I thought of editing it but really who else that reads this is gonna know who this was with so why bother editing that just takes too much time... btw there will be a part two to this cause a point was raised in here that I need to discuss further and share my thoughts on courtsieb: Hi Travis K: hi courtsieb: You should go to photobucket and look under CourtsieB i put up new pics Travis K: oh I should?> courtsieb: Well if you want to see new pics Travis K: ahh you mean i'm allowed lol courtsieb: What? Travis K: to see new pics of you courtsieb: Why wouldn't you be Travis K: cuase I'm not allowed to actually see you til your happy with yourself courtsieb: There'

Moonlight Drive
Moonlight Ride Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have a clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her pa

Am I Fat Survey! Is This True?..lmao
Healthy Sure, you may have days where you feel fat, but for the most part, it sounds like you have a healthy perspective on weight and you seem to take good care of yourself. You're at a healthy, normal weight. Good job! Take the Am I Fat Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz

Full Blooded Puppies For Sale. . . .
My dog just had 5 puppies on 12-27-07 and they will be ready on Valentine's Day. If you're interested in getting one, please let me know asap. They are so cute and go really fast. Elektra had 3 girls and 2 boys this time. One girl and One boy are already spoken for. They are full blooded and just opened their eyes a couple of days ago. If you're interested, let me know and I will answer any questions you may have. Thanks Jersey

Bummer
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to Glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer sc

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa

Something To Offend Everyone
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have

39 Things Women Should Know About Men But Dont
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

The Ex
Ok, I know a few of my friends remember the ex this refers to. So, here's my dilema...I got the following message from him on the following pic (I have removed the comment to avoid drama, no one needs to know the name it came from) How would you take it? That jacket looks like one some who really fucked up had gave you. He fucked up big time and wishes he had it all to do over again so he could have moved to texas and been happy. Well I guess the past is the past I just wanted you to know I been thinking about you not that i matters. I really did care about him, but he treated me like shit. Why do I let myself get involved with guys like this?

Have A Heart
HAVE A HEART Close to the door he paused to stand As he took his class ring off her hand All who were watching did not speak As a silent tear ran down his cheek And through his mind the memories ran Of the moments they walked and laughed in the sand But now her eyes were so terribly cold For he would never again have her to hold They watched in silence as he bent near And whispered the words...... "I LOVE YOU" in her ear He touched her face and started to cry As he put on his ring and wanted to die And just then the wind began to blow As they lowered her casket into the snow.... This is what happens to man alive...... .....When friends let friends..... drink and drive

Looking To The Future
Looking to the future, what do I see ahead of me. nothing as far as I can tell, because its bleak as hell! I want to believe, that things will look up but Im so down now, I dont see how... what you say dont think that way? why not... if Im feeling blue let me be, , I hurt and cried my tears, suffered in silence now I want to scream of the unfairness of it all! Im angry that I let myself believe that there was a love out here for me, yes I maybe wearing my heart on my sleeve but I sure as hell wont take all the blame . Do I have sucker written on my forehead? I must have in permanent ink too... maybe I did but I wiped it off, just as I dried my tears and now Im sitting here alone

The Knife
The cuts show my pain. My scars show how much you hurt people. Each time you hurt me the cuts get deeper. The scars won’t disappear, always reminding me. Never trust anyone, don’t let them in. Keep building up that wall. Build it strong, don’t let one brick fall. Keep it strong forever. Every time you lie to me the knife gets closer to my wrist. Just keep hurting me, show me how much you “care”. You want to show you “care” for me? Get the fuck away from me, just leave me alone. Stop lying to me and save me the pain. I’m tired of being your girlfriend. I’m not your ‘baby’ or ‘honey’. When I hear these things I want to puke. You make me sick. I want to pull my ears off when I hear your voice. I’d rather pull my eyes out with a spork than see you. You’re the knife to my wrist. You cause me pain, the same pain that causes me to cut myself. I hope you’re happy when you see the scars. The permanent marks remind me you suck. Next time you want to hurt me, just put the

Don't Break My Heart Again
This past Monday I had my heart ripped to pieces yet again. Yeah my beloved Ohio State Buckeye lost yet again to an SEC champion. I just knew this year would be the year they got it done sending me into a week of bliss. Instead there is pain, the pain and agony of defeat. Tomorrow morning I am hoping to not have my heart broken again. You see i play on football team. Be it its a bunch of old men mostly all past their prime playing in a league full of people that hang out at bars but let me tell the competition competitiveness of it all is quite fierce. This will be the 5th championship game i am playing in for this team in the last 6 years. The four previous times we have found a way to blow the game. This is the year we get it done. I mean we just have to. We're playing the bar right next door and loosing to them means a full year trash talking one must sit and take with not much to give back. Not to mention nursing another broken heart. Finally on Sunday my beloved Dallas Cowbo

True Friendship
YUP, THIS IS WHAT I'D DO FOR YOU... "True" Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about

Scooter!
This guy helps EVERYBODY when they need to level up or bomb then heck out of his friends who are in contests, it is definitely time to show our thanks for all that he does. How do I know all this you ask??? Because we are the leveling/bombing duo around here...lol If you don't know Scooter you are missing out on a VERY cool person, he and his wife Brunette Babe freakin' RAWK!! Let's make him a Fu-King before his birthday. $ç()øTéR™--(Hubby of Brunette Babe)-{PM shift leader of Demon Crew}@ fubar

Bid On Me Plz:) Ty
SEXYGIRLBLONDES 2nd time, and maybe last, to be auctioned off Sample some sweet southern charm, SexyGirlBlonde style Click on my pic, and have fun bidding I’m offerring 1.A VOICE MESSAGE TRANSFERED TO YOU WHERE I SAY YOUR NAME 2.A SONG I SING FROM ONE OF MY CD'S TRANFERED TO YOU. 3. 10 SFW PHONE CALLS AT THE TIMES YOU WANT THEM 4. YOUR NAME ON MIND FOR A MONTH 5.I WILL RATE YOUR PIC'S WITH MY 100 11'S FOR A WEEK 6.PIMP YOU OUT IN MY BLOG 7. ADD TO YAHOO MESSENGER 8. YOUR PIC RIPPED TO MY DEFAULT WITH A NICE CAPTION ADDED

What To Do At Wal-mart When You Are Bored!!
Things to do at Walmart When You Are Bored 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 1

Rough Sex Facts
Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Posi

Cookie Recipe
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of sal

I Dont Understand.............
For the life of me I dont understand how one day...someone can say I love you...then the next day...they could careless....its all now about tormenting and making the person feel like total shit for something that they didnt do...how does someone fall so in and out of love so quickly? I couldnt do that...If I love someone...I love them all the way...whole heartedly....and I would never lie to them....and would never do them wrong....I just dont understand...what makes a person hurt someone that they supposedly love....or did that person ever truely love them at all? :-/ Would love to know views on this please feel free to comment! Muahz!

Metal Head Radio Inc.
THIS IS DJ METAL HEAD PLEASE JOIN ME AND SEND ME REQUESTS VIA YAHOO MESSENGER. MY ID THERE IS CDOTZ1 THANKS FOR LISTENING. JOIN FUBAR.COM AND COME TO MY RADIO LOUNGE AT DJ Metal Head is LIVE on the Air Click the picture above to enter the lounge! Come Rock your asses off and Give DJ Metal Head all of your requests he lives to play what you want to hear! It's out of this world Radio!

Today's Rank
1/11/08 Today is the first time I had a rank.....#531. Surprised the heck out of me....LOL Just wanted to document it in a blog I guess... I know .....Stupid huh? But how many people can say that they have a ranking.....yeah, I know probably quite a few. whatever........ Have a great day and thanks for taking the time to read my blogs. 1/27/08 Ranked #509 today......lol a little better than a couple of weeks ago.

A Small List
Ok so I was sitting here, and saw something that made me go off! It made me want to do a list of things I hate. lol. Yes, I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!! In no particular order, just how they popped into my mind. 1. Cold Toilet Seats. 2. Inner Lip Tattoos 3. Being Cold 4. Math 5. Decaffinated Products 6. Two Facers 7. Weakness 8. Flash Art Tattoos 9. Road Rage thats a small list. Ill update as i think of more lol .

Bitchez & Flies.........
Two things I have learned that aren't about shit are bitchez and flies. I fell out today with someone over something that seemed pretty meaningless in retrospect...the reader's digest version of it is: 1. Friend posted a blog 2. Someone commented 3. I disagreed with what was said so I commented 4. A snyde remark was made about me being "fu-popular"...... It was ON from there.......CLICK HERE TO READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOURSELF Okay, so we have this infantile pissin contest all day (yup, I have bored days too....LOL) but it got pretty heated. Back to bitchez and flies........the person I had the disagreement with chose to block me......cool, he exercised his option and I really dgaf about all that.......but it takes a bitch to block someone then blog the following: "January 11, 2008 @ 11:15 am I have SS's of what was said, and a certain somebody pushed me over the fucking edge, she thinks cause she's a "fubar supporter" she can treat me like shit? F

A Day At The Office
A DAY AT THE OFFICE >> >> A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER >> WAS >> DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. >> >> HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU >> LEFT >> YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" >> >> THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS >> OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. >> >> WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS >> ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. >> >> HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY >> UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE >> FROM HIS SECRETARY. >> >> WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID >> YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" >> >> THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I >> SAW >> WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."

Woot! New Book!
hooray! yeah im a loser but i dont care. i have paradise lost now! i greatly look forward to reading and gaining a new perspective into the concept of original sin, and lucifer himself as an intriguing, even almost human character. :D

Up Date On The Soul Train Passengers 57 Total, Seats , Seats Open To You!
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January 11
Through various text messages and phone call, I find myself in the familiar role of the man on the outside of the glass looking in. The only one that is single among the entire group, when everyone is enjoying a bottle of wine, a movie, a laugh, or even a simple cuddle with one they care about, I hold the pillow that lay on my sofa, wondering what of me. I look at my friends and their significant others, and the only thing I am envious of, is the simple gleam they have for one another, when looking upon the one they love. I walked over to the mirror, after my last phone call. My imagination cannot even fathom a gleam, and that creates the driest of a single tear tonight. If there was a cliff on this city that lacks even a true hill or a monumental tree to act as a landmark, I would scream so loud, selfishly trying to interrupt the thousands of gleams, that exist for solitary moment, and maybe they can see my envy, my hollow night

Bid On Me
=== 'Chris Barker' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-11 18:34:51'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Auction With A Sweet Twist #2 > (*taking entries until tommorow*) > Entry Fee is 30k.... > > The Rules.... > > 1) Must have a salute unless otherwise stated, if its ok with the person being bidded on that you dont have a salute it will be noted on their picture. > > 2) Please no drama! If the drama is with a bidder you will be blocked, and if its with someone in the auction they will be removed. Since this issue has arisen this time around, this is a warning, there will be no name-calling. People who have previous experience with auctions will try to help those who are new at this. I will screenshot & delete all violations & block them from farther access. This is for FUN!! > > 3) The bidding will start at 50,000 fubucks. Other Items are totally acceptable as bids and please feel free to be as creative as you want to be when

New To The Bar
Ok, so I am just findin my way around the bar, if ya'll read this leave me a comment and I'll show you some love. And always remember a good lover stays on top of things(lol)!!!! Peace out! The Ninja

I Want You To Want Me
IM IN AN AUCTION THE STARTING BID IS 50000 FU-BUCKS AND HERE IS THE PRIZE IF YOU ARE THE WINNER 15 MINUTE PHONE CALL RATE OF ALL PICS N STASHES BECOME MY #1 FRIEND BE MY FAMILY MEMBER MAKE A BLOG/BULLY PIMPOUT A SALUTE OF CHOICE A 7 DAY BLAST ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK ON MY PIC AND GO BID Cheap TrickI Want You To Want MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Boxer Kelly Pavlik
At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is coming into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight - Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Ring's world champion Jermain Taylor's title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensational performance and stole the show. After the fight, HBO analyst Larry Merchant said, "The night belongs to Kelly Pavlik. Maybe the future belongs to Kelly Pavlik. And now we have a build up to a fight with Taylor that would be huge, huge, huge." Dan Rafael of ESPN.com reported from ringside, "Expectations for the Pavlik-Miranda eliminator ran high, and they delivered the action-packed brawl pe

A Response Off A Mumm
Joc: BYE Youngster ->☺...: listin here whos the one callin names here and thinks i dont help others out Joc: Thats why you are not smart ->☺...: who said i havent helped others Joc: others ->☺...: u dont get points for comments so u didnt get any points from me Joc: You ONLY HURT YOURSELF when you do not help oths Joc: I do not care, Every point counts ->☺...: so u know i only commented not voted Joc: When you vote and comment ->☺...: what points ? Joc: Thank You for the points though ->☺...: i normally do leave thing out Joc: OUT Joc: Well, make it a mystry and leve the MUMM chapter OOU ->☺...: no im not wirteing a book why Joc: You writing a book Younster???

It Hurts..
It hurts being so close and seeing you walk away.. why does our first love have to walk away from us anyways? why does it have to hurt so extremley much? I'm just glad i've moved on and found someone I truly love now. And I know we will last and be in love. I love him

My Poetry Page
I am a contemporary poet and i have my own poetry page the web site is www.poetrypoem.com/cc578544 just copy that line and paste it in your address bar on ur browser if u are interested in seeing my poems. the site will be updated guite often and there will be more poems added when they are typed and put up there thank you and please enjoy.

Meet My Owner!!!!
And because of my love 4 U Here is a gift!!! A Pimp Out for my owner.... The F*cking most Drama Free Dude On Fubar Fo Sho On FuBaR!! Drunk1.:Fu-Owner of Hope & Purest Of Angels:.@ fubar Everyone needs to add him if you have not... Damn funny... Cracks me up always.... There for me always... Goes above and beyond for me and all his friends.... (as anyone of them... they will agree!! If anyone says otherwise... they need to say Nope to Dope!!) Wanta a Drama Free Friend? Here Ya Go!! Add and stop Bitching!! HaHa!! You know the drill ADD ~ FAN ~ RATE!!! THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ♥Nic♥ (¯`·._)ThePurestofAngels(¯`·._)@ fubar ♥Angelique♥ Natasha Bedingfield Videos | Movie Clips | Denver Real Estate (FINE PRINT) WHY DO MY FINE PRINTS SUCK... DON'T HAVE ONE DAMN SNAPPY COMMENT.... DRUNK1 IS THE FUKIN MAN!!

A Promise Made...
A promise made is said to be set reguardless what happens. a promise made is like love of a relationship in life. A promise made is like having trust with a promise of what to morrow may bring. A promise made is also worth a thousand words in time. A Promise made can be as easily broken as soaked mud with water. a promise made can be like broken love! I know we all make promises and sometimes we see that life cant change things reguardin promises whether the promise see to not be fulfilled but try to accomplish them as we can.

I Mis My Baby :(
NOOO!!!! You opened it! .Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, IF you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading: (pick 1) ☺ I miss my baby ☺ In love ☺ Rough Sex ☺ I wear thongs ☺ Call me sexii ☺ Baby am I doing too much? ☺ I smoke weed ☺ Ask me out already!! ☺ I'm Single :) ☺ I wish i was with her right NOW ☺ I wish i was with him right NOW ☺ HARDER HARDER.mmmm that's how i like it ☺ I wanna love him but i just cant ☺ I wish she would realize how much i [LOVE] her ☺ I wish he would realize how much i [LOVE] him ☺ STIFFLERS MOM ☺I wanna be with him ☺ Hey faggot ☺ my ex is ugly ☺ I'm back with my ex ☺ My ex is an ass ☺ I wanna ask her out!! ☺ I'm breaking up with him/her ☺ I'm pregnant ☺ I'm trying to decide ☺Kinky Sex..mmmm my favorite

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Dropping U Like A Bad Habit
**When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us? ~Pam Brown **The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble. ~Clara Ortega **Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other. ~Carol Saline **Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers. ~Pam Brown **Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling. ~Pam Brown ~Help one another, is part of the religion of sisterhood. ~Louisa May Alcott ~Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, b

Congrats To The Newlyweds
Well Its Official My Baby Sister Amanda Is Gettin Married Tomorrow at 4Pm Moutain Standard Time In Vancouver British Columbia Go By And Wish Her The Best adorablemarie~Underground Bartender~@ fubar

To All My Kick Ass Friends
i just wanted to say thanks to all of u for the comments and messages! all of them have put a smile on my face u all have been just great and i love u all peace and have a wicked weekend love ~vicious ps . sry i havent responded but ive been feeling bad and just got over the flu that i thought was death....lol

Own Me!!!!!!!!!
OK PPL I NEVE NEVER DONE A AUCTION BEFORE AND IM GETTING BIDS BUT I NEED MORE I WANT TO BE OWNED HOW ABOUT SOME OF YA COME AND CHECK ME OUT AND ILL BE UR SLAVE JUST CHECK OUT MY TERMS IM EVEN THROWIN IN A NSFW PHOTO TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER..GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING♥♥♥ CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO START YOUR BIDS!!!!

Recipe For A Great Marriage
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere.... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our `nnivers`ry. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let gï, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake". 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran a

Help Me Move To The Next Level For More Pics
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Want To Know How I Got Over An Ex?
She thinks I still care about her. In a way I do, but not in the way I did. I will still be there to support her, if she needs help with something, but I can never forgive her for what she did and trying to, and succeeding at at one time, make me think it's my fault somehow. Well, I had a little help with my bout of grief. The song here by Frankee has a little bit of funny, and slightly gay, truth to it. Ask me and I'll explain. You'll get a laugh. And Puke, well it makes her mad when I play it, so I think it's funny. Anyway, message me, gals. I'm a little lonely and down. Cheer me up?

Stupidity Should Be Painful
As Albert Einstein once quipped, “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity” See below, another one of his theories proven…….. This is why I know I'll always have a job... A village somewhere has lost its idiot. This lesson is on how not to do things seems to totally escape some people. I'd love to see how the trip ended up but I feel confident he ended up in a ravine somewhere wondering why bad things seems to always happen to him. He's hooked up and ready to fly!! It's amazing how the extra weight really smoothed out the ride in the truck. He did have to air up the rear tires a bit (around 160 psi) He added some heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (note that he used the "Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain) He also paid-up for some BIG 5/16 sheetmetal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate. Yeah, he knows it's overkill, but he didn't want the possibility of having an accident Much of his t

Milf Contest!!
Starts in 30 min!! Will you please comment my pic.... The most comments wins so... keep em coming! the link to my pic is...... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=782026&i=2897899515 Bomb away friends... I will pay back all those that help me wim ;)

We All Matter !!!
In the end, we all matter. In the end, we all share one common thread a gift that God gives us in our beginning ...Feelings. Some of us as is everything else in life; are better in our usages of our feelings than others are. It could also be said that some people simply refuse to share their feelings, or are simply unaware on how to do such a thing. The power of such a small word, a seven-letter word. Its strength can both build a community and destroy a nation. I remember reading a BLOG that said JUST LEAVE,the blogs subject matter was written in response to a prior blog by a different fubar author with the topic" I am leaving fubar". Ok now you want the honest CJ so I will give it to you honestly. I was laughing. I had not yet read the person that was leaving; I was reading the one that was sick of reading the whys ... I remember laughing at the blog, the angry blogger and the people involved in the drama. I had no friends and not a care in the world on fubar. I was free to do as

X Rated Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah "? A. Abo

Sweet Friday...
I woke up this morning feeling something awful...glands swollen, achy feeling, loss of appetite, etc., but I knew that I had to go to the client today because yesterday's appointment got all messed up and miscommunicated. I rolled reluctantly out of bed and head to the bathroom to shower quickly and freshen up. Clothes and shoes on, and my immunization record at hand (for one of my errands today), keys, sunglasses and heading out of the door quickly. I needed to get something solid in me so I stopped for a melt -- take away the bread and just ate the meat and a BK Mocha Joe (Iced Coffee). Get at the clients' home and she isn't feeling too good so we didn't go anywhere but she had me prepare her some meals for the weekend and help her in/out of the tub, and some minor housekeeping chores. Got away from there sooner than expected but found myself hurrying up and having to wait through traffic that had been narrowed down to one lane. Ughghghghgh.... then the clinic was close

How I Feel
well im feeling really upset lately cause they have my brother in jail and there is nothing we can do to get him out and they want him to move away from us cause supposly we dont help him stay away from pills when none of us do them i have never tryed it and dont plan on it ever, but what i dont understand is hes in a program that alway says hes pissing dirty when he aint anyone with advice please let me know!

Us Military Paid Too Much? Wtf?
Military Pay Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much? You be the judge! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Fina

What To Do?
so now i have alot of new questions do i take a new job anf relocate to a country i dont know and go it alone for 3 years min. do i stay and travel nonstop never knowing a true home, with someone i cant live with out yet remain lonely do i meet up with a new unknow person, and have a fun night out? what if i do, and things go great? i most likely will never see him again. so knowing that i cant do anything with him or i will feel horrible about myself, with knowing that it just seems like a waste of time energy and money. yeah i know it sounds cold but i look at things from a professional lever usally. as much as id like to have fun and try it theres really no need to, its not cost effective so to speak. i truely suck as a person i think.

Poems.for.someone.special
NEVER.ENOUGH.OF.YOU You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you. Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss. Cinderella I’m standing on the stairs in a magnificent hall Wearing the dress that I bought for the ball It’s long and flowing, sparkling whit

The Other Shoe
finally dropped. i was dropped from the project i was on at work that was finally good money and i was headed back outta the hole. wanna know how i found out? i logged in to work and it wouldnt let me. i called tech support and they told me!! what the hell? i feel like my whole world keeps crumbling down around me. everytime i think that finally it is all getting better and i can see a light at the end of the tunnel - boom, there is a shift in the earths core and the tunnel caves in, again. damn cave. damn tunnel. damn life. how many times do i have to go through this shit?i try so hard and bust my ass to have all this happen. honestly i dont know how much more i can take. the baby is exhausting me. my son is feeling ignored and thus acting out. can't keep the good money coming in. bills are all late. eviction notices are coming. i just don't know how much longer i can do this. doesnt help that im bi-polar and manic cause i cant afford the medication or to see a doctor. ugh..

Not My President
Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends: The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin. There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time: - refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME) - was raised as a Muslim, and may still be - belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America - refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem - refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME) DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN P

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and

Me
So its finally time for me to take a step back and say "What the fuck is it Holly really wants?" As almost out of body I watch my life in disappointment. Work, home, sleep, work, home, sleep, Repeating over and over and over and over....Doesn't take a fuckin engineer to figure out that shit gets old. You can only spend so much time alone before the voices in your head no longer want to converse with you. Every book has a beginning, middle, and end...how fuckin long is this chapter cuz I have honestly had just about a fuckin enough and I'm ready to get into the good part. I have fallen into the hell of repeativeness...yippy lucky fuckin me, somebody please bump the stereo the damn vinyl keeps skipping. Doesn't seem like rocket science to maintain a normal happy relationship, but apparently I missed the tutorial on that topic way back when. I have built this wall around my heart I seldom allow anyone to enter. Why let a man get close when they too will shatter what

I Dreamt You Were Dead
I dreamt you were dead Away from this world Away from the pain Laying on the floor Needle in your vein I dreamt you were gone Stolen from my life A broken heart mended No more aching for the rock A struggle ended I dreamt you were home Into a place of light Into a place of love No longer a part of this world An angel in Heaven above I dreamt you were dead I dreamt you were gone No more needles No more rock No more spoon Another life wasted and ruined

The Time Is Now
If you are ever going to love me, love me now, while I can know The sweet and tender feelings, which from true affection flow. Love me now, while I am living, don't wait til I am gone, And then have it chiseled in marble, Sweet words on ice cold stone. If you have tender thoughts of me, please, tell me now. If you wait til I am sleeping, never to awaken, There will be death between us, And I won't hear you then. So, if you love me, even a little bit... Let me know it while I am living, So I can treasure it... Food for thought, huh? Make sure you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you, as often as possible...don't say, "I'll do it later"... Later may be too late...

Who Is Barack Hussein Obama ?
Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on "snopes.com". It is factual. Check for yourself. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attend ed a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He

An Open Lid
Imagine my friend, a forever closing box, A closing box forever open, what a paradox? Imagine now, that you've been in this cave, An unreachable light, making you it's slave. Imagine that soon you will have the strength, Into the light, escaping the box at any length. /Thats what I wanna do/ Imagine that! J. Koblitz

Freinds
I'm so sick of ppl addin me and just wantin to see my pictures or just been point whores and not talk to me if you want to be my friend be my friend if not take me off of your list....................if you have any comments leave them here dont shoutbox me with bull

Birthday
its my husbands birthday today.....we had a few drink this morn.....he went to work just a cpl hrs then party again..good thing im off 4 days..............cooking carne asada y toda....i got y margarita in a bucket calling my name also...lol.........my birthday is next month and i wanna have a party...w/ quit a few friends....it will be on 2/9/08...if i dont do anything then i guess ill just go to cali......heads up......i like to have some tequilla,jack,wine,rum,vodka etc...bottle to add to my new bar.....or hmmm..how may roses will i get...lol...

Only In ........ The 20 Worst Food List. Depressing Reading.
I cannot be bothered to explain for many reasons but here is a link which lists the 20 worst foods in America. www.menshealth.com/20worst/worstsandwich.html I have not seen one for the UK but it must exist and anyway my worst crime is the wine and the icecream bar. First bad for both liver and the rump and the second, well culprit on assault of the battle of the Bulge and of course the pancreas. Oh, life is hard enough without not being able to enjoy a little bit of what you fancy, so I am glad I have not seen the 20 worst foods of the UK. I would be worried if I indulged in four or five of them. I reckon two out of twenty ain't bad and anyway, wine is good for the heart, that is my excuse and I stick with it.

Not My President
Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends:The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin.There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time:- refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME)- was raised as a Muslim, and may still be- belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America- refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem- refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME)DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU?This country was founded on

Do You Want Bad Girl Tag?
I'm Going To Post Examples Of Sarge's Bad Girls Tags That I'm Making..All Bad Girls Let Me Know If You Want One..If It's Not Here..Give Me Details What You Want..And I'll See What I Can Do Sgt. Raider (Promoter Of Sarge's Bad Girls) >

Final Goodbye
Got a call from the hospital, my mom is not doing to well..be surprised if she makes it through the night..Tomorrow I will go and say my final goodbye to her..Its very sad but I know she will be in a much better place

01-11-08 (pop)
I hope this finds you with a good week behind you With a great weekend ahead. I got a couple nice compliments on my blogs today Which inspired a great blog ... unfortunately - this isn't it! I wrote one with a great deal of thought provoking and weird twist that my train of thought process goes threw ... When I found this gif I thought I'd add a few illustration as I tend to do. phffff So, I 'm go threw all that and while giving it a quick proofread & spell check - I get distracted ... and delete the whole damn thing! My mind does go like the gif above, more like this actually:

Rose Colors Have Meanings
Red = Love or Romance White = Innocence, Secrecy, or Purity Yellow = Joy, Friendship, or New Beginning Light Pink = Modesty or Childlike Pink = Grace or Beauty Dark Pink = Thankfulness or Appreciation Green = Fertility or Fruitfulness Orange = Passion or Excitement Coral = Budding Romance Peach = Sympathy Lavender = Enchantment or Love at First Sight Blue = Fantasy or Impossibility Black = Death or Ending Yellow with Red Tip = Falling in Love or True Friends (1) Red and (1) White = Unity, True Love, or Soul Mates Two Roses Entwined = Engagement

Definition
Definition What makes me What I am? Am I a bread winner? Am I alone? Am I a parent? Am I how other’s See me? Or how I see myself Am I defined By my professional Achievement? Or that which my Gender limits me to be By societal rules Not mine? Am I defined By the kindness I show a new Born child? Or the willingness of A friend to tease me Through the impersonal ness Of email? What am I? Who am I? Have I lost my youth? To be reminded by the the wrinkles That wink at me in the Morning daze? Or does it really Matter? As long as there are those That care deeply About me? Who see me through their eyes And come back For more. Poet

It Only Hurts When It Beats
I gather the pieces of whats left of my heart I wonder, as i do, will i hear it's beat start? Do i lock it away, and prey it will mend? Then i ask myself, can i free it again? I opened it once, and gave it away. For the feeling of love, i would again today. My heart trembles from the hurt that i feel. Then i ask myself, how can all this be real? I know in my heart, it will not know defeat. Because, after all, it only hurts when it beats.

@att@calling All~my~family
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Awesome Al Capone Stories
Two Great Stories - BOTH TRUE - and worth reading! (Read the second one all the way to the end.) STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was his lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big , but also, Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son

Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!! 105 Riders!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå ☪ Fµ Mï§‡rė§§™ ღ@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER

Help Out....please!
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Confusement
I OFTEN WONDER WHAT WOULD MAKE A MAN HURT A WOMAN AND OFTEN TIMES I WONDER WHY THAT WOMAN WILL STAY...I ASK THIS BECAUSE I WAS ONCE THAT WOMAN WHO STAYED AND ALLOWED THE BEATINGS TO CONTINUE....LAST NIGHT I RECIEVED A OFF LINE FROM MY EX HUSBAND ...AND I QUOTE..."YOU ARE MINE BITCH...YOU CANT HIDE I WILL FIND YOU" AND AGAIN I TURNED INTO THE SAME COWERING WOMAN THAT I WAS 10 YEARS BEFOR....TERRY JUST HELD ME AND SAID HE CANT FIND YOU HE CANT GET TO YOU I WONT LET HIM AND I WANTED TO LAUGH...I MEAN REALLY REALLY LAUGH.....OH KENNY WILL FIND ME YES HE WILL THE SAME AS ALLWAYS AND AGAIN I WILL WEAR THE BEATING FOR WEEKS AFTERWORDS BUT THE BRUISES TO MY SOUL GO FURTHER AND RUN SO DEEP AND TRUE THEY WILL PROBLY NEVER HEAL...I STILL EVEN AFTER 10 YEARS HAVE NIGHTMARES I STILL CANT HAVE A NORMAL FUNCTIONING RELATIONSHIP ...NOT REALLY ...I ALLWAYS LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER EXPECTING TO BE HIT...EXPECTING THAT BLOW...NO MATTER HOW MUCH SELF DEFENCE I TOOK OR HOW WELL I LEARNED TO FIGHT AND BELIEVE

A C Reed To Live By !!!!
Don't underestimate your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closet to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all these days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying its impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams; to be witho

Sci Fi Mag
Guess who is one of the 24 scream queens shown in the latest issue of the sci fi spanish mag? That's right!!!I'm honoured...you hear me..HONOURED to be amongst such talent listed like Debbie Rochon, Felissa Rose, Rachael Robbins, Raine Brown and many more...Here is the link to the website if you'd like to download the mag.Sci Fi Espana

Fyi On Where Ivebeen
Just an FYI .....I am still alive im just in the hospital . They admitted me this morning and I dont know how long ill be here. I do have my laptop obviously so ill let y'all know whats goin on .... Thanks for the get wells n love sent from whomever knew! Love y'all! Mel

Howcool.com
Well, the Monique Dupree germ is spreading!! LOLGood news..My favourite store How cool, the store that Christie Hemme models for has brought me on board to model for their website!!!i will keep you updated. How cool is a kick ass store HALF of my clothing, jewelry & footwear comes from there. I'm so excited to be able to announce that I will be modeling for them.This will be the first clothing site that I will be on..(notice I said the first) I'm very excited about this..

Thoughts
it is there, it is strong,it won't go away you look around, try to forget that feeling in your gut as you twist and turn you know what it means the impulse will fade,the screaming will stop the music will change,but the song will continue youll reach a crossroads and youll turn back the road youve traveled has disappeared opportunity will pass you by, you wont flinch only when the door is locked will you see the truth a rock falls from the sky,a thought from your head smash the windows, the glass is tempting you have what you dont truly want you want what is swaying back and forth in front of your eyes put yourself on the ledge and the cliff might crumble stay where its safe and you die never knowing sometimes the games are fun, sometimes not you win the prize for the easiest target you leave, your dreams unfulfilled you change your mind, run, but the game is over

A Tear
a tear swells in your eye as you think of the days past it starts to trickle down your cheek but you wipe it fast put a smile on now and you can stop the rain but another thought comes of all your pain its too late now a streak goes down your face shorty after more start to join the race the more you try to stop the more you start to cry thoughts rushing past as you close your eyes a song comes on and you listen to its words its sadly true, everything that you heard by now your palms are soaked with your tears you tremble the same you would your fears Soon your eyes run out and turn crimson red you rub them and try to make your way to bed hopefully the next day will be a happier one but those sad tears will continue to come...

Bipolar Mess!
Ugh so this guy who use to be my friend is no longer my friend because he is a bipolar mess... So the deal is i reposted and stickied a bully for Fat sonny... This person was pissed because he thought i said i hated sonny...Not True!!!! I NEVER SAID THAT! I said i was upset because he deleted me and wouldnt add me back... if the person would go back and look at message archives he would see that.. but no instead of listening to reason he goes and blocks me immediately from here and yahoo and then rejects my phone calls... I cant even explain myself or defend my self its basically i pissed him off and thats the end of our friendship. Which this guy i thought was my friend i decided to call and call and call to try and work out our friendship because thats what REAL friends do! Well instead of answering or even letting it go to voicemail he pickks up and hangs up! And then sends his little friend my number and has her call me to tell me to stop calling and i said not to be rude but

Re: Kucinich: Surprise Hillary Victory A "mystery"
RE: Kucinich: Surprise Hillary Victory A "Mystery" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 11 Jan 2008, 23:05 Kucinich: Surprise Hillary Victory A "Mystery That Needs To Be Solved" Congressman Kucinich stated today that the huge disparity which Hillary Clinton overturned to defeat Barack Obama in the New Hampshire primary was a "mystery that needs to be solved" as he leads the charge for a recount to ascertain exactly how the pollsters could have got it so wrong, or if vote fraud took place. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/011108_kucinich_mystery.htm

Useless Ass Wipes
**needs 24,000** plus deal made with andrea's hh (17,000) for 3 month vip**did not complete deal~~owed 2 months vip to be paid feb.7,08~~ this 24,000 plus i gave her 6,000 on the hh thing that she didn't even do.. have screen shots to prove Who is Friends with this Cunt Lezbo? LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar People like this Worseless Cunt that renegg on VIP's should be Black Balled from Hosting Contests. Petetion of Removal from Hosting Contests.

Stash And Photo Update
Happy Weekend !! I've updated my 'dunno' section of my stash and my 'tags made for friends', 'stuff made by me', 'pics of my grand daughter', 'pretty things' albums Please stop by and show some love. Have a great weekend :) Thank ye kindly Lin xx

Life As We Know It
Hey. I'm bored. Trying to think of something to do to take my mind off all the stressful things going on. I'm not going to rant about them either because then i'll just get more stressed. But anywho.. If any one knows a way to amuse me.. feel free to share ;)

Marriage
When you need a shoulder to cry on I'll be there for you to rely on Talk to me about anything It doesn't matter what life has to bring Promises and hopes; dreams and reality Through it all believe in me Though you may hit some rough spots in life Remember that I will always be your wife Problems may arise in the future causing hurt But there's nothing we can't get through not even the wettest dirt All obstacles we can accomplish with help from each other I'll always love you, your wife and children's mother We believe in each other and want the best No matter how hard we try we wont settle for less So in this poem I'm asking you Whatever happens just say I do By...me Stacie Arnold

Results
Lord Lestat’s and Kyttiekat’s First Auction Runs from January 1st till January 9th The Results Thank you everyone for participating. It was lots of fun and now for the results ~~BEAUTIFUL DISASTER~@ fubar Offered: all photos and stash add owned in name vip given: will rate everything 11's and sfw salute made if more is given: my yahoo add to family my phone number 3 more salutes Winner is: sexymedic4u~*~Fu-Owned by Kimmy~*~Co-manager of Guilty Pleasures Lounge@ fubar Bid: 1-day blast salute pic Dj Lil Red Vixen*Fiesty K.O.P.E. ~Alex's Fu-Wife~Erotic Desires Dj~@ fubar Owned by in my name for one month link to thier profile on my homepage for one month Pimpout once a week for a month Rate all stash/pics during HH 100 11's a week for one month 1 personal salute *sfw* if bid is cash gifts all of the above plus 1 nsfw salute 1 phone call my personal im permanent pimpout in my blogs make my crush for 2 months #1 friend for a m

Cheater
As I hear the train whistle blowin I look out into the unknown It takes more than a restless heart to know what went wrong I feel the wind blowing and I know it wont be long You left in a hurry before the break of dawn I remember you saying "I'm leaving" and now your gone I wonder when you are coming home It seems you've been gone now for way to long Is it the lights that keep you there Or is it the pretty woman with the blond hair I don't know you seem to be having lots of fun I guess like you said your always on the run You came back home that Saturday night I was feeling really bad and you knew that I was right You didn't bother to wake me and I couldn't sleep Knowing you had been with another woman other than me I spent my restless nights wondering who else you had been with You knew I knew but you still denied it Why I ask my self why me You knew it hurt me But your still a cheater By...me Stacie Arnold

Snow In Baghdad
BAGHDAD - The flakes melted quickly. But the smiles, wonder and excited story-swapping went on throughout the day: It snowed in Baghdad. The morning flurry Friday was the first in memory in the heart of the Iraqi capital. Perhaps more significant, however, was the rare ripple of delight through a city snarled by army checkpoints, divided by concrete walls and ravaged by sectarian killings. "For the first time in my life I saw a snow-rain like this falling in Baghdad," said Mohammed Abdul-Hussein, a 63-year-old retiree from the New Baghdad area. "When I was young, I heard from my father that such rain had fallen in the early '40s on the outskirts of northern Baghdad," Abdul-Hussein said, referring to snow as a type of rain. "But snow falling in Baghdad in such a magnificent scene was beyond my imagination." After weathering nearly five years of war, Baghdad residents thought they'd pretty much seen it all. But as muezzins were calling the faithful to prayer, the people

Gone
he was sitting in the living room watching the news one night..rain was coming down hard and there were reports of flooding in the lowlands from the rivers near by. he lived there for a long while but he had made sure that the river didnt take him...he had made a barracades surrounding his house the weeks before....people laughed and scoffed him, now it was his turn.....he turned the generators on incase the power went out...made sure it was fueled up full and ready to run. Looking about...he heard thunder or what sounded like it..so he went to investigate..as soon as he opened the door...a wave struck him...the river had over come his barricade.....and washed him away with his house

Singing For My Dad...
Here I am singing for my dad whom is battling Pancreatic Cancer. This song is special because I always used to sing it to him when I was younger, I even won 1st place in the county fair singing it. I haven't sang it in a long time and its real hard to do it now considering, but I thought I would share with you all...

Okay Here We Go...
i just need to rant about this right quick. first off, I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!! i am probably the most patriotic person (civilian) that i know! ask anyone who knows me in person and they will say the same. i am all for supporting our soldiers, sailors, air men, marines, and even coasties. but enough is enough! i am ready (and i think everyone will agree with me on this) for our men and women to come home! it's not because of the gas prices or anything like that. it's because i'm tired of all of our men & women dying or coming back and having 'shell shock' (PTSD). i have seen both happen and it's not pretty. my brother is a sailor in the U.S. Navy and i have previously dated two soldiers (who are actually the best men i have met thus far in life). i've known plenty of men that have gone to war. they never come back the same. any soldier or marine will tell you that they LOVE combat. they love it! but they are homesick, cold/hot, and just plain tired. whether they admit it or not, that i

I Said I Would
I said I would come on here and keep my friends updated....the biopsies I had done yesterday all came back negative for cancer. I do have the one tumor that is cancer but the 2 areas of concern were not cancer.....WHEW~! I still have a long road ahead of me but this is good news today~! I am still very sore and bruised pretty bad. I asked the dr if she beat me up while she had me on the MRI table....she just laughed~ ~~smooches~~

Ball Girls!
Like the shit you're reading? Wanna join Tales from the Mighty Ball Sack and be a Ball Girl? Do a salute with the word balls in it and I will post it in my album and if I get enough salutes I will post your pic on my homepage as well as in this blog each week and you could earn yourself a Vip gift and some fubucks.. not to mention a mass bulletin about you for leveling purposes! Have some fun and keep this blog alive.. Thanks!

The House By The Sea
A long time ago in a house by the sea I remember the love between you and me We were young and lost forever in each other And soon you'd know I would be a mother We spent the night in the house by the sea It was just you and me You left so early in the night It seems our love was broken by a fight I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just me You left so quick without a trace I was awoken in the night by a slap in the face I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just my baby and me It seems again you've found someone new I have nothing else I can really do I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just me My baby's gone and next it's me The pain you caused me you'll never see The house by the sea sits alone and empty No one lives there as you can see I died of AIDS one hot summer night Believe me when I say it wasn't an easy fight By....me Stacie Arnold

Nine Words Women Use.
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when

Memories Of What Used To Be
I wonder if he remembers me Or if I'm just a memory I wonder if he thinks of us Or if he finds it useless I wonder how things would be If he had never left me I wonder how he is And if I'm still a love of his I think about him everyday And wonder if he's okay I think about how happy we were And the memories make the tears stir I think about the plans we made While we were laying in the shade I think about all we said And the lives we lead To not know Where to go To not know where to find A place where he may hide To not be able to see his face Puts my heart so out of place To not know when he's near Is my greatest fear There's so much in my head That I wish I'd said There's so many missed kisses For my unanswered wishes There's only so many ways For me to make it through the days There's so little light In my heart tonight What would I say If given a day What would happen If I could

Prisoner
Locked away in this prison-like place No chance for me to ever escape What did I do to wrong it's hard to see I just want to get out and be me Never getting the help I need it seems Going to sleep every night with more crazy dreams My only escape from reality you're reading right now Writing on paper helps me somehow Awakening everyday with hopes of release Perhaps go home and be in peace That day will come someday I hope Until then I will just have to learn to cope By...me Stacie Arnold

So Tired Of It
just sittin here bored to tears almost..ready about to scream bloody murder, ive watched History channel like 4 t imes and other channels 10 times same old shit diff day...loneliness is a tiresomething, no one to do anything with, be with....how about i just drown my sorrows

Can It Get Any Worse? Yes. But Why?
Wow...talk about day from HELL. This day has gotten Way too long and it's still not over. Went to the school to pick up my daughter Hunter and Morgan to take them to the horse club at the 4H. That went okay...yup...on my way back, in the middle of school and rush hour traffic my car decides to stop running. Stopped behind a school bus that was stopped at the railroad tracks. I know I know...a lot of stops..sigh. It just DIED. No great last gasp, no last agonal breath, nothing. After a few minutes the people behind me figured it out and started going around me. No one honked or yelled or gave me the finger, but I know they were irritated. Not one but TWO Jones County Sheriff's Deputies came to the rescue,turning their blues on and directing traffic. Then they told me to put it in neutral and they pushed me and my car to the side of the road. One of them popped the hood and did a sound/visual diagnosis(LOL). Said the alternator was draining the battery. He told me him

1-10-08
CAN I STOP THIS FEELING MY HEART IS SINKING INSIDE U TELL ME THAT ITS OVER ANOTHER LOVE HAS DIED SO I CRAWL BACK INTO MY SHELL BUILD WALLS ALL AROUND RAIN ON THE WINDOWPANE MISERY'S ONLY SOUND WHISKEY STING NOT HELPING AT ALL NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT GO AWAY THIS PAIN INSIDE IS INTENSE ALL U HAD TO DO WAS STAY TEARS SWELL LIKE SALTY REMINDERS THAT I HAVE LOST YET AGAIN ONLY CONSOLATION I HAVE U STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS I COULDA MADE U HAPPY LOVE COULDA BLOSSOMED AND GREW THE WORDS TO A FORGOTTEN MELODY AS I SAY GOOD BYE TO YOU

Anyone Know?
Anyone know of any good porn sites or anyone or and place that has good webcams to view? They have to be free naturally. My preferance is lesbian porn btw in case it matters. If you know where to find any...please let me know!! ~Amber~

Bubbles
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To All My Friends
The first sentence is pretty powerful!!! God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.... Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. Now send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. P S. Five is good, but more is better. Who else do you know that needs a prayer? THANKS FOR BEING IN MY LIFE

Suckin Ass
guess i aint suckin good enough ass here... lost 4 fans today. I used to fan everyone.. but the countless fan trains i am on.. they dont even fan you just expect it from you. no more mrs nice girl i say. ill be goin thru my friends and family list. there is not many exceptions as of yet.. but im cleanin up. lets see how many this loses me lol

Affairs
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM . The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father

Death
JOSEPH B. 'JOE' VENEZIA March 26, 1939-Jan. 9, 2008 SELMA -- Joseph B. "Joe" Venezia, 68, of 30 Starfield Lane in Selma, died Wednesday at Wayne Memorial Hospital. Born in Teaneck N.J., Joe was the son of the late Benjamin and Jean Rizzo Venezia. He was a member of St. Luke United Methodist Church and the Wayne Masonic Lodge #112. He was retired after 22 years from the U.S. Air Force and 25 years with the Federal Service, where he was a Construction Management Engineer. Funeral services will be held Friday at 7 p.m. at Shumate-Faulk Funeral Home Chapel with the family remaining for visitation afterwards. A graveside service will be held Saturday at 2 p.m. at Wayne Memorial Park with full military honors. Mr. Venezia is survived by his wife, Cheryl C. Venezia; five children, Joe B. Venezia Jr. of Goose Creek, S.C., Jerry C. Venezia of Zebulon, N.C., Jeffrey F. Venezia of Lexington, S.C., Valeria Barron of Franklinton, N.C., Woody Tew of Clinton, N.C.; seven grandchildren

Our Hearts
From my heart to yours I bring you love A smile, a kiss, and maybe a hug We will be together until our lives are done Because you my friend are number one You bring me joy, laughter, and fun You said to me "darlin I'll never run" And to my heart is were that went I was in love and you had no hint Forever together is where we are You know I would not wonder far And from each others hearts we bring love A million smiles, a thousand kisses, and maybe one hug. By..me Stacie Arnold For my friend far far away! I love you!

Can I Really Be So Strong
Can I really be so strong As to love without holding back Boundless and free To love without fear Give away my whole heart Trust you to be its protector That’s a lot of responsibility To put upon one person To me it sounds crazy Yet this is what you expect of me I need to trust you I want to trust you Not to leave me here alone in my love Take my heart and never break it I want you to always be here beside me To hold me close Whisper sweet words into my ear Premises of faith and devotion Unto me and only me I will love you forever Never shall I sway in my vows of love I will surrender to you my very soul My very last breath of life will be in love for you So long as you take care of my heart I will give my life to you

Why Men Don’t Take What Women Say Seriously
Note: This blog does not pertain to all women its just my opinion in some cases in my life so try to have fun with this .. no hate mail damn it~ A guy and a girl are having a conversation. She is going on and on about something and he is smiling and nodding every thirty seconds or so and throwing in the obligatory, "Yeah." Then it happens, she asks a question and his response is a very confused, "What?" Most girls would like to think it's because he is fixated on her tits. Thats true in a lot of cases, but in reality... It's because the guy probably doesn't give a shit about what she has to say... Why? Why is it men tune women out so easily? Why don't they care about what women say? Of course I know the answers because I am all to aware of how lame some of you silly bitches can be. Here is why I don't take what some women say too seriously. -Emotional Outbursts: A woman will say the most significant things she is capable of when she is worked up. Positive,

Untitled..
Today is just another day Tomorrow is only so far away When our time comes to fly away We will spread our wings and go to the sky I want you to be forever mine through life Someday my only wish is to be your wife That day may never come it seems For you have her on your mind and in your dreams I may not be the best thing that has happened to you In my heart and mind I will always stay forever true I don't understand why things are the way they are Mistakes happen things go to far I keep telling myself that someday you will change The more I'm with you the more I am in pain I can't go on living my life like this Never knowing where your at or if I will get another kiss I love you so much but you don't love me back You tell me you love me in a different way that's not the love I lack Someday you will be mine I hope But something tells me what you say is all a big joke. By me....Stacie Arnold

Beware Of Bricks And Bees!
Ok, when I was 16 we had a property that was essentially a money pit. It had tons of sand that turned to mud when it rained and both of them would sink your truck tires faster than quick sand. Well, my mom had gotten my dad's little Dodge Dakota stuck in this sand pit and we didn't know being inside the house and all. So we come outside and if you know anything about Texas women they can get madder than a poked rattlesnake. Well, mom was pissed that we weren't helping, so we struggled to get the tires unbogged with no success. So having spotted a brick near by with a kinda serrated edge, I thought it would add traction to the tires. With all the noise we rustled up a nest of bees in the brush next to us that were not happy. They stung both me and my sister and one got me on the scalp. I had my hair in a pony tail and pulled my hair out of it to get the bee out...about this time I heard one buzzing around my right ear. Having completely forgotten about the brick I gave myself a thorough

What Is Love Anyway
I love you whether or not you love me I love you even if you think that I dont Sometimes I find you doubt my love for you, but I dont mind Why should I mind, why should I mind What is love anyway, does anybody love anybody anyway What is love anyway, does anybody love anybody anyway Can anybody love anyone so much that they will never fear Never worry never be sad The answer is they cannot love this much nobody can This is why I dont mind you doubting And maybe love is letting people be just what they want to be The door always must be left unlocked To love when circumstance may lead someone away from you And not to spend the time just doubting

Raise Request For The Penis
I the Penis, here by request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything i do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. i work in a "damp" environment. 6. I work in a "dark" work place that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in hot temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised the administration "Rejects" your request for the following reasons: 1. You don't work 8 hours straight. 2. You fall asleep after breif work periods. 3. You don't always follow orders from the management team. 4. You don't stay in your assigned area, and are often seen visiting other areas. 5. You don't take initiative. 6. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start work. 7. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift. 8. You don't always observe necessar

Erogenous Zone Quiz:how Good Are You At Foreplay?
Test Your Knownledge: Erogenous Zone Quiz. 1. Which of the following is an erogenous zone? A.) The clitoris. B.) The small of the back C.) The perineum. D.) All of the above 2. This zone is often thought of as "belonging" to women, yet there are many men who also enjoy having it licked and caressed, often with a similar physical response. A.) Ear lobes B.) Nipples C.) Toes D.) Neck 3. While there are many enduring erotic images in the movie 9-1/2 Weeks, one famous scene featured an often-overlooked erogenous zone and some ice. What part of Kim Basinger's anatomy got the screen time? A.) Her back B.) Her knees C.) Her abdomen D.) None of the above 4. This important organ is a crucial part of one of the five senses. It is so sensitive to breath and touch, delicately kissing and blowing on it may cause the rest of the body to become extremely aroused. A.) The nose B.) The mouth C.) The ear D.) None of the above 5. These come in a va

The Way Things R I Guess
i go out of my way to check on my friends all the time, especially when i see thier status says thier sick or having a bad day etc. but heaven forbid if i ever feel sick or have a bad day. do i get the same in return, f*ck no. thats fine, from now on i just wont go out of my way for anyone anymore. i cant be bothered to. yes i know ill get some telling me this is only the internet and to chill, but u know what u r living ppl right? u have feelings dont u? in short, what i get from u is what u get back. no more, no less.

Pussy Dig
Every day and every night Stacie comes to play. She plays the boys that come on over in so many ways. She'll get down on her knees to suck his dick. On his balls she loves to lick. She likes the feel of cum running down her throat. The guy asked her to change position , she says if it floats your boat. So he moves down ,down south, in between her thighs. He tells her he'll make her high. As she creams all over his face, She says "Hey let's go to your place!" He stops the licking and gets on top. Then he grabs his beer cup. Squirts the cum in the beer Leaving it there he says "Let's go somewhere not so near." He drives her to a hidden spot, Where her cherry is sure to pop. He slides inside her hard and rough, He says "I'll tear you up" Sh says "Nope I'm tough" He fucks her like an animal, hard and raw. Man he must be good, she isn't even out of her bra. As the end comes he sighs and smiles big. He says "Man it sure feels good to pussy dig!" Ok this poem here is

Questions Of Love
In the Quest(ions) of Love. Do you have this strange feeling inside you which is hard to figure out? This may be love but if you are confused it can be otherwise as well. This is normally a situation of mixed feelings where you find it real hard to decide whether it's true love or just attraction. 1. Is he/she always in your thoughts? Normally when a person is in love they simply can't stop thinking about the person they are in love with. No matter how hard you try but such thoughts would always conquer your mind even when you don't want them to. You would be driven crazy just based on these thoughts. 2. Do you care for him/her? Normally when we love someone we tend to care about them a lot. We come to value them more than we value ourselves. Are you hurt when the person you feel you might love is hurt? Do you feel or experience joy when the person you feel you might love is happy? If the answers to these questions are yes, then you probably love that perso

Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life! 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Misery
I'll never feel the gentle touch Of your fingers on my face. I'll never hold you in my arms And give that caring embrace. I'll never touch your silky skin Or place a kiss upon your head. I'll never sleep another night, Without you in my bed. I'll never be able to say I'm sorry To the full extent it's due. I'll never be able to forgive myself For falling in love with you. I'll never be able to look up At the stars that are your eyes. Just sit back, and calmly watch, My painfully sweet demise. I'll never feel the warmth of your light Shining on my withered soul. I'm no longer a complete self. Only a piece of a shattered whole.

Damn That Hurt
so like i said in my last blog, i am at my moms, so i was out getting the mail about 30 mins ago in my flip flops and i was coming up the stairs out in front of the house and proceded to stub my toe and now i think it might be broke, can my week get any better, ugggg

Dick Sucking
I know some guys that are my friends I'd fuck them all until the world ends There is this one who knows me well If I asked him he'd say go to hell I like him a lot more than a friend He doesn't know it yet I've kept it away from him He's got a great personality He knows me by my name most definitely We ride around town like friends do When the lights go out no one knows what to do Don't speak a word about what goes on We fuck all night until the break of dawn We do things people wouldn't imagine If it got out it would be a sin We were lying in the grass one afternoon We laid there until we saw the moon When it was completely dark he said "here take this" I said "what is it? Something you're going to miss?" He stuck it in my mouth clear to my throat When I figured out how to work it he started moaning like a goat It wasn't long after that he went down on me I realized that I liked getting on my knees There after that episode I haven't laid to rest I suck a lot

Going Crazy
i know that it's been a few days since my last entry, but things have gotten crazy aorund here once again. i honestly don't think i would make it if it wasn't for my Master. i have been feeling down in the dumps becuase of things going on here and if it wasn't for Him, i honestly don't think i would still be here at all. i fear for my family, we might find ourselves in a bind with the bills once again and i don't know what to do. my cousin just got his job back and might lose it again because he hasn't gotten his CDL yet for the job he has and i think it's stupid that they might not give him a week extention to go and take his air brake test again. i just feel that i have given up most of my belongings to help out on bills and get out of a bind on a vehicle just this week and for what, nothing. i just don't know what to do any more, i feel like curling up and not caring any more but i always put my family first for most and now i feel that i just can't do that any more because i d

Thank You
To whomever is having so much fun going through and marking my stash items and pictures NSFW, I hope that you are enjoying yourself. There is actually a very simple solution to this process.....STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY MOTHER FUCKING PAGE IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I POST. Yes, I have a sick sense of humor, some people can appreciate it, some can't. So, again, I'll say this...if you don't like it....STAY THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHER FUCKING PAGE. Thank you for your time and you may now go back to your regular scheduled program. Mary

Yummy
It's extra long with some cream. Once you see it it'll make you scream. We have all fantasized about having one. Finding the right one for you is a job well done. Different colors can go on top. If you're driving with this watch out for cops. Take a lick maybe one or two. But make it quick if you do. Piles of cream on the sides dripping into your hands. You can get one of these even in Egypt sands. So we ask ourselves what is it? Well, Hell what were you thinking it's a BANANA SPLIT!!! By...me Stacie Arnold HAHA GOTCHA!

Friendship
One of the characteristics of psychopaths is their ability and willingness to deceive others - they are pathological liars who think nothing of manipulating and deceiving others for their own gain or drama. This pathological lying, coupled with superficial charm and inability to feel guilt or remorse, makes a psychopath a particularly dangerous and unpleasant individual. Yes, It can be someone you've known for twenty years or more...who were like family to you. Psychopaths who become obsessively vindictive are literally insane people. OMG, What makes people so vindictive and hate filled? What happens when someone over dramatizes that they've been victimized and yet can not accept responsibility for their own actions? Such as playing the upper hand for two years and seeking revenge on a person. They've turned a blind eye to their own actions and can't change what they've done Time to move on... Quit whining about it..... now that you can't get even........ Revenge was

Brian And Jerry
I know this couple who get it in the ass. They drink each others cum just to let time pass. It's kinda crazy and its not a lie; But the two people in this couple are both guys. They met through their family history. One of the guys names is Uncle Jerry. The other one is Bryan. He tries to deny it and says everybody is lying. They ride around in this yellow truck. When the other one says "I'm horny" they pull it over and fuck. Their motto is incest is the best. I just can't let this issue rest. Brian said it hurt and he doesn't know what to do. I told him to leave his uncle and find someone new. He said he has to keep it in the family. So he moved on to a cousin named Tammy. But Tammy is a lie I know this by demand. Because we all really know that he uses his hand. By ...me Stacie Arnold p.s. this was wrote about a friend of mine..none of this is true but I did it as a parody on him. He used to hang out with his uncle jerry all the time in a yellow truck and w

Lost Without You
Once I loved and lost, I tried not to cry, But then I met you, and gave love another try. Though it seemed like my feelings changed you were just not aware my love for you never went away, it was always there. It seems like just yesterday, two hearts beating as one, nothing could stand in our way, our love had just begun. So I stand before you , with my heart on my sleeve, hoping to forgive and forget, 'cause in our love I still believe. They say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, but whoever said that is headed for a big fall. I never felt this way before, and still I don't know why, I never shed a tear 'till the day you said goodbye.

One Night Stand
I liked this guy named Chris. All I wanted to do was suck his dick. He tried to get with my sis, Man what a prick. He goes riding with us when I want. I've searched far and wide on this hunt. I wish he would stick it in my cunt. Me and him smoke a lot of blunts. He says he's six foot nine with an extra long peter. I told him that I've had better. He's a great kisser and definitely a leader, because he pulls it out every night just so he can eat her. I told him he's a hottie with a hard on. I'd be lost if he decided to be gone. No more sex for me god dammit hun. Just one more time before I run. Fuck me once, maybe twice. Just make sure it's all really nice. Well gotta go, I'll say goodbye. Thanks for the fuck, now I'll sigh. By me...Stacie Arnold

A Poem For Everyone To Read But, Meant For The One I Love...
Somebody Misses You Somebody misses your smile, the hugs and kisses you share. The warmth in your heart, the Love in your eyes, the way you listen and care.. Somebody misses your laughter, reassuring,kind and sincere. The touch of your hand, the sound of your voice, and the comfort of knowing you're there.. Somebody misses the majic of the wonderful things that you do. The secrets you hold, the dreams that you reveal, the way you make wishes come true.. Somebody waits for tomorow; another day closer to when: The hoping is ended. The wishing is over. and somebody holds you again. This poem is for the one Truly Love with all my heart and soul. She knows who she is..

Justin
To lose Justin, well, I don't even know where to begin. Someone I grew up with from childhood. Someone who always made you smile and most of all laugh. Someone who eyes were so beautiful to me as was his soul. So I know you are near by but you will be missed by many. I don't know and will never know why you left the way you did, but I don't ever regret any part of you. I can't be mad at you but I am sorry that I was not there for you. I hope my love is sent to you. Love you always, Kat

Day 4
Today I got a lot more accomplished with project `56. I removed the remaining pieces and parts from the old frame. The front suspension, even the damaged side was taken off. Having never experienced this style suspension set up, I thought it would be a good idea to disassemble the damaged side first, just for a trial run. I even read through the service manual first to get an idea with what I`m working with. It`s a complicated system, but broken down, I could see where we could run into trouble if not careful. I searched the frame for all remaining clips and retainers. Good idea to save all those pieces saved, even if you plan on replacing them. With a little help, we got the frame out of the shop for the first time in years! Woohoo! Organization is key, so I cleaned up a bit, and got ready to start fresh tomorrow. I got the water pump off of the motor as well. This was ness. so I could replace the front motor mount cross bar. The cross brace sits behind the water pump. I clean

Necestio Una Ayudita Con Algo.....
Que harian si una chica con la que has sido amiga por mucho tiempo, que es guapisimas y que ademas la has visto desnuda un sin numero de veces, se ofrece para ensenarte lo que se siente estar con otra chica?? Yo no soy lesbiana, me encantan los hombres!!!!! Pero tengo curiosidad.....Que hago??

Wedding Plans
Just to let those that know me, I am sorry that I have not been on here for a while. I have been making wedding plans and cleaning house all week. lots of laundry, got done and the tree taken down. busy stuff..

Ups
i am the ups man, i deliver good things, until i am over loaded with drama, people just feel i can give them cheap rates on. sadly 2 say, if the mailman don't deliver hazards material, then u best believe i can't accommodate u either. don't get the facts about ups twisted. ups stands 4 ultimiate problem solver. no i am not a shrink, but do believe if u hand me a plate full of bullshit, i don't need no toliet paper 4 where i am going 2 dump it at. i don't tolerate ignorance, so people, if u refuse 2 deal with the facts of ur personality, i have no problem makin it rain on ur parade. i learned along time of ago, people will fuck u and then fuck wit u. well i have clear my throat many of times and blocked pages, til it look like a telephone book of rejects. i am the boss of my life, not the employee, i won't be fired. i hand out pink slips and it is not because i need 2 downsize. i just destroy negative company and keep on truckin. i don't eat, cook, or hold coversations where

Goodbye
If you could have only believed in me once more, goodbye would never enter my mind' I asked you for a second chance, with out an answer to my face, you turned your back and walked away' I made vital mistakes this is true' However I never stopped loving you' It could have been so great and strong' Believing in me again just wasn't in your cards' Really I truly do understand, I can't help the pain I feel' Wishing that when the phone rings, it's your voice I'll hear' But relization of some one else makes your decision very clear' I guess it's time for me to say goodbye, to all I ever loved' Belief is dying' And now so is the biggest part of me' All that is left is to feel myself fade away in the memory of a life I once had' Forever I'll love you, even though this is a goodbye of forever'

Do We Take Love For Granted?
It crossed my mind today that we don't stop often enough in our life to appreciate those who love us most. We just take for granted what they do. We just "expect" them to be there for us. We just "expect" them to know we love them. I am just as guilty of it as anyone else....i try to let those i love know it...and show them in little ways how much i love them in return...sometimes the little things mean the most. It hit me when leaving profile comments today....we get more worried about "showing love" to people we have never met on a computer screen than to those real people in our life. Thats very very sad. As i said i am just as guilty of it as anyone...i "luv" my online friends...but we have to get our priorities straight about what we make most important in our life. So forgive me my friends if you don't hear from me as often...i do care...but its time for me to put "real life" ahead of everything....in the end...thats what counts most of all :) huggzzzzzzzzz.......Brandy

Want To Adopt?
I HAVE BEEN SEEING ALL OF THE AUCTIONS AND YES I THINK THEY ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T DO THAT .......SO HERE THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF OR ANOTHER ORPHAN LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR THEN AUCTION OFF YOUR ORPHAN TO SOMEONE FOR BUYING YOU A HAPPY HOUR THAT WOULD BE COOL LOL LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK!!!! FEEL FREE TO HAVE ME ADD YOUR LINK ON HERE NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY... Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FAN & RATE B 4 ADDING ~@ fubar *Liberated Spice*LOL Family Owner*Club F.A.R.*I.B.I.C.*DSC*Fu wife to BigJimmy***@ fubar ~Mydnyte™~Owner of I.B.I.C. ~D.S.C.~D.T.B.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~@ fubar

Broken Heart
As I wander down this lonely road, Without a trace of light. Stumbling over the sticks and stones, Losing my minds last fight. My heart it hurts from beating, My eyes to sore to see. I have not the strength to walk, Nor a fresh breath to breathe. I know why I feel this way, Not sure how to deal. For my hands are bound behind my back, My wounds to open to heal. Sweat drips out my forehead, As tears stain down my cheek. I struggle down this road called life, So cold, lonely, and weak. My weakness is called a “broken heart”, So known, it has name. There is not a way to get around, Nor a cure to ease the pain. The only thing I know to do, As I walk alone, along my path. Just hope and pray that I’ll grow up, And this pain will subside at last.

Tree ....we All Need One Of These
I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children.. So I just hang them up

Help Out....please!
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Private Thoughts
Endless Wanders travels to distant places seeking and searching for endless piece of mind so goes faultless journeys escapeing endless wanders of time numerous faces begin to unwind countless memories only to find endless wanders of the mind flourishing with thoughts there's no escapeing feelings, touches, sences for the taking powerless to its demise torturous thoughts of pain to endure travels to far away places only of lonesome times only forsakeing endless wanders of time Shannon Lee Fenton Copyright ©2007 Shannon Lee Fenton

Sisterhood Can I Get Your Help
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On Hands And Knees Part 1 & 2(a Poem By~king~)
On Hands and Knees Part 1 On hands and knees I pray God help me find my way I'm lost, there's no way out My whole life is in doubt Is death my only choice? I ask in saddened voice Give me strength to go on Fix all that has gone wrong Open my lonely eyes Dry the tears I have cried Let me feel love inside With one who'll be my bride On Hands and Knees Part 2 An angel speaks my name And changes everything I feel warmth in her heart From her I'll never part God has answered my call In love, I can now fall With one I so adore I'll find heartbreak no more Our love will never die For she'll stay by my side Forever and a day In true love we will stay

Shout Box Sox
Todays shoutbox cock muncher is!!!*drum roll* Da Sox: go fuck off & die cunt ->Da Sox: now now, you said you had A question.... not question(s),I dont give that out to just anyone. Specially to people I dont know.Sorry, have a good day. Da Sox: ??? Da Sox: ok, what's your yahoo or msn? ->Da Sox: umm yes that I do. Da Sox: do u have yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da Sox: sure.. shoot? Da Sox: question for u ok? Then after my reply he went ,rated me a one then blocked me*blushes* I was pretty nice to him too, oh well. I swear some peoples children who lack manners, but heavenly make up for it in the ignorance department

Happily Ever After(poem By ~king~)
I've found a soulmate in youA love that I know is trueA one in a million findYou're in my thoughts all the timeI cannot even describeWhat I feel for you inside It's a love that runs so deepI dream of you when I sleepOf our very first sweet kissAll day it's you that I missAs I wait to hear you speakEvery day of the weekAnd long for that summer dayWhen you arrive here to stayWe'll share our love and laughterHappily ever after

Tell Me What You Think
I was walking along the canal when I came upon the obvious,I am alone in this world!I choose the truth or the lie.Reality is truth.The present this moment, is where truth dwells, lives, resides, is. Anything outside this moment is not truth it is fantasy. Is it insane to dwell outside this moment,That which tries to persuade us to be outside this moment,is it in fact giving us bait to persuade us to go into insanity.The bait can be anything from an attractive person to plan for a later. how many of us accept this bait, leave reality,the present,and go into a fantasy. I was once asked if it is allright to look at a pretty woman? the anserw is yes. it is not right to go into a fantasy about her, now or later. A simple awareness of that person and then the continuation of the task at hand, is what life in reality is. being out of the monent is crazy, is it not? Where do you want to be? We see people being mental often, by walking into things or driving into or over things,just as those mo

Read Me.
1 - Do not think because you rated, commented, or fanned me, I will feel obligated to friend you. I will look over your profile, and if I feel that we could even begin to have a conversation, I will consider it. 2 - If you are a member of stilleto girls, Then DO NOT BOTHER. I have my reasons, but I would rather delete my profile then be friends with even one of you. 3 - Blank friend requests, or the word hello, are almost like begging me to deny you and block you. Say something beyond hello, and you may just get my attention. 4 - Posting pics of yourself on my profile with the admittance of your "hope u accept" is about as close to warranting a death threat as you can get. 5 - Promoting a lounge on my page, ditto. 6 - Complementing me, ditto, yet again. I know everyone else loves to have their egos fed, But I am not everyone. Try actually speaking to me.

Food For Thought
I was recently cleaning out a box and found an old song book that I had removed from an abandoned house when I was about 14 and really never payed much attention to it. I found it in a box and opened it up to find some very interesting lyrics to older songs some of which I knew others which I never had heard of. This song book belonged to the lady who was a school teacher and had lived in this house for a long time. When the flood of 1993 came through she went off and left the house and all the contents. With the song book I took an old box camera, a deck of cards, and her diary. Yeah I know shallow to take her diary but she was never coming back there she had already passed away. So back to the song book, I opened it last night for about the 3rd or 4th time since I have had it and noticed in the front of the book and the first few pages some simple quotes and food for thoughts I guess she had put in there to make her laugh or think, who knows but I feel like these need to be shared.

This Girl
Ok so girls i need some help i like this girl and i thi nk she likes me how do i know for sure? she just broke up with her boyfriend and she says she wants to take it slow what does that mean in girl terms? also we talk all the time like day and night! So some help would be great!thanks

9 Words Women Use.. This Is Like Soo True
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: ----------This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: -----------If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: ------------This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: -------------This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: -------------This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: --------------------This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man

Bittersweet
Flip a coin See it fly Hold your breath Let Fate decide The coin comes down And slams to the ground Fate has chosen me How can this be My luck has turned I am the happiest Ive been He leans forward His breath is hot on my lips He speaks those three words That I crave to hear He loves me And I him His gentle lips Make sweet contact with my own Beautiful passion Surging back and forth I awake from this dream This heavenly vision My smile is brief As I lay in bed It begins to rain I feel the drops Hot on my face

Feel Free To Show This Guy Some Hate
Not to be confused with showing some love.... Ratings of 1 preferred LOL http://www.fubar.com/user/1419524# "Da Sox" A nice gentleman that shoutboxes you asking you for your IM and then calls you Cunt and other colorful expressions after simply explaining you don't just give out your IM to everybody that shoutboxes you. A nice piece of work this guy. Thanks!

Love Wasnt Good Enough....
She left me today....she gave up on us...like my heart meant nothing to her....after all we went through, and all the times we was truely happy....she still says she loves me, yet im not worth even talking too....no more calls, no more games, no more hope....all i ever wanted was to make her happy. i dont want to talk more about it right now, i am crying again, i hate what shes done to me...im a soldier, a really decent guy, i dont diserve someone doing this to me... You said you would never do this to us, and i actually believed you. what a fucking idiot i must be. i fell for it again... go to my myspace if you want to read more, i just cant type anymore right now...

Ready For You!
Im a phone sex operator, and Im ready to furfill your every fantasy. Just tell me what it is that turns you on and ill furfill your every desire. Email me at bcbcindy@yahoo and on messenger with the same id. And I also have aim messenger and my username for aim is cindysoothesyou@aim.com. I look forward to chatting with you. Remember im a professional phone sex operator I dont cyber for free. So if thats what your looking for dont waste your time!

Who Wants Me??
I'M FOR SALE!!!WHO WANTS TO Fu-Own ME??? Want to FuOwn Me? Now You Can! Hit the Pic and go place your Bid!! Need Pics and Stash Rated? How about a Big Pimpin Gift of your choice? Even a chance to win a 3-Day Blast!!! Now's Your Chance! What you waiting for??

They Say Its True
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT They say... Life is what you make it. So many try to succeed, but once again get pushed back down, Having to pull themselves up again. We fill t.v. with violence, But we hinder the acts of it, We fill songs with profanity, But we yell when we hear the shit. We fill our schools with policemen, So children think they're in a bad place, We tell people to speak only the truth, But our own truths we can;t face. We try to help the poor, But we put up big buildings where the homeless had there homes, We try to call religion our friend, But we pray to as many god;s as there are flowers, I could sit here && talk about the government for hours, But you would still have your own oppinion. We sell ciggarettes, Even though on the back of the box theres a card that says to quit, People say get off your butt and go get a job, But the jobs require you to succeed, But tosucceed you need a job, There addictions to feed && there are mouths to pay,

A Mighty Flame...
...followeth a tiny spark. - Dante If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little more. - Jules Renard Just as our eyes need light in order to see, our minds need ideas in order to conceive. - Nicholas Malebranche You are, when all is done - just what you are. - Goethe The loftiest edifices need the deepest foundations. - George Santayana

Random
i don't know what makes me tick on a daily basis, i don't know what mkaes me happy, i don't know what i'm good at, i don't know what i have to offer the human race. I can only state that im 27 and am stuck in a rut in my life. I only know that i need to get on the ball and find myself. I have no friends that live near me, the have all move on to bigger and better things. I also wondeirng what i have to offer a women, i know i ahve a good heart and a good head on my shoulder, but i aslo seem to fuck up in the end. There are many things i do wrong , but i do some right things along the way as well. these are just random thought of mine, so look into them as you wish. I don't have anyone to really vent to these day, so i bottle up everything that is throw my way and sometimes i don't know what to do with them. Well good day to everyone

Just Thinking
Well the new year has come, Do I feel different things are gonna happen? Well sometimes it feels like it other times it dont I quess Im still doing things day by day. I have the best freind a person could possible have I trust her with everything and her opinion is what matters to me most if she has anything to say may it be bad good or indifferent I want to hear it. I have my older boy who is only gonna be 16 in june makin me a grandmother in July, how do I feel bout that? Well im not happy but it will be my grand child and I will love it forever at least im young enough to enjoy it, these things happen and my son will have to grow up quicker but with his intelligence and the fact he is more mature than others his age I know he can do it. Work is goin a little better now that we have the list, those of you who know me know what im talkin about if not you can ask me. The other two brats I am raising r just to cute and innocent and hopefully they will stayy that way for a while longer a

Government Agencies
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S. The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S. I feel safer already.

For Us Girls
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug

Ensign: Why I Don't Do Birthdays
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 11 January 2008 Okay, it's not QUITE as bad as it sounds; I don't think I'll ever be at the age where I lament surviving one more complete orbit of our planet around the sun. But there are many people who joke they're x age "and holding" because our culture seems to place such a premium on physical youth and strength and it's in one's vested interest to remain as young and strong as you can for as long as you can. That's not bad in and of itself, but it can get excessive when we spend more time and resources to appear as we want to be rather than who we are. Eagle-eyed readers of Ensign may have noticed that I'm no longer mentioning individual birthdays in the "P.S." section. I've gotten to know so many people over the las

Damn I'm Wet....
..cuz its raining you pervs!! LOL anyway here is something for your reading entertainment.... Why are you sleeping awake Refusing to get rid of your hate So what if they are different then you That just makes you different too You justify killing your own kind Just because they don't share your frame of mind Countrymen killing fellow countrymen You wake up and do it all over again You stone a woman for defending herself But the men who tried to rape her aren't going to hell Bend religion to fit your actions You're no better then Hitler with your hate factions Our DNA is the same, less a cell or two You may not like it, but it's true Ignoreing the truth won't make it go away Stop going through life, sleeping awake

Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This

Blog Game
Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.) 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you play, you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. **

People Die And They Come To Me In My Dreams.
You are not me. You can't understand why I cry over the things I do. You have to understand I come from a long line of people who had psychic abilities. I will blog about that at a later time. As for now... I had a horrible dream. Maria. She was a Marine. She disappeared from a camp in NC. I never met her in my life. The dream went like this: I see her face, she was walking down a road and.... this guy... followed her, an evil look in his eyes, she knew him, she knew him well, he had hurt her before, he grabbed her, and he hit her, and he strangled her some, and he hit her with an object... a sharp object on the face... punched her... all sorts of things... and she died. I saw her face... I did not know her name. I woke up from the dream feeling like I had seen it happen for real. How was I to know a few days later, I'd be reading the news on the internet and see her story? How was I to know? I saw her picture, she looked so angelic... wore her heart on her sleeve cautiously so. She ha

Auction
OK WHO WANTS TO BE FU OWNED BY SOMEONE. TO ENTER IT COST 5,000 FUBUCKS. AND MIN BID MUST BE AT LEAST 50,000 ON ALL CONTESTANTS. BOTH PARTIES WILL HAVE TO ADD YOU TO THEIR NAME FOR 30 DAYS. fan, rate, and add the bidder add the bidder as a top friend for 30 days 1 personal SWF or NSFW salute photo rates 10 or higher SEND IN YOUR EMAIL TO ME IF YOU WANT TO ENTER.. YOUR PHOTO LINK YOUR SCREEN NAME WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING FOR BIDDERS TO BID ON YOU SUCH AS: fan, rate, and add the bidder add bidder to family for 30 days add the bidder as a top friend for 30 days a personal profile comment each day for 30 days 1 personal SWF or NSFW salute photo rates 10 or higher 1 permanent blog pimp out 1 bulletin pimp out per week for 4 weeks you can also offer blast happy hours or tickers BUT YOU CAN ADD ON ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO OFFER... THIS CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ¢¾Southern_Angel_0001¢¾@ fubar CONTESTANTS SO FAR IS AS FOLLOWS

Rednecks
A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions: 1. "First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed

Re: Kucinich Backs New Hampshire Recount
RE: Kucinich Backs New Hampshire Recount ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 11 Jan 2008, 16:38 Kucinich Backs New Hampshire Recount Citing "serious and credible reports, allegations and rumors" about the integrity of Tuesday's results, Congressman Dennis Kucinich is backing a full recount of ballots for the Democratic contest in New Hampshire, meaning that both party's primaries may now both be cast into doubt. However, vote fraud expert Bev Harris has warned that it could all be a trap to validate Diebold electronic voting machines. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/011108_kucinich_backs.htm

A Simple Wish
I JUST WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SPOTLIGHT IN TIME FOR MY BIRTHDAY: FEBRUARY 16TH. RIGHT NOW I AM 2.5M AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO BID!!! IF SOME OF YOU COULD PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TP HELP ME OUT. I KNOW WE COULD TURN THIS THING AROUND. I AM WILLING TO MAKE ANYONE THAT DONATES FUBUCKS A SPECIAL IMIKIMI THAT'S EITHER ANIMATED OR A JPG VERSION. A SAMPLE IS BELOW. THANKYOU TO ALL THAT HAVE DONATED SO FAR. I APPRECIATE ALL FUBUCKS. I'M ASKING IF YOU COULD PLEASE DONATE BETWEEN 2K-1M. WHATEVER YOU DEEM IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT IN THAT RANGE IS FINE. PLEASE GO TO "FUPAL" UNDER MY PIC ON MY PROFILE TO GIVE YOUR DONATION. TYVM IN ADVANCE FROM SASSY LAURIE! COME ON AND SHARE YOUR FU-BUCKS BOOTY WITH ME! ~/~'Sassy Laurie'~/~ IMIKIMI SAMPLE CREATED BY THE INFAMOUS SASSY LAURIE

Check It!!!!
Sent to me and thought it interesting enough to pass on. Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on "snopes.com". It is factual. Check for yourself. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. Hi s father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Ob

Re: Adl Visits Prothink.org
http://www.prothink.org/2008/01/prothink-watching-watchers-v2-adl.htmlRE: ADL Visits Prothink.org ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 11 Jan 2008, 17:09 http://www.prothink.org/2008/01/prothink-watching-watchers-v2-adl.html

Cry A River
© By Patricia Harris If a broken heart could cry a river To float my boat upon I would cry all night my love and in the morning be gone to travel far away from here where no one knows I cried because you told me you don't love me and a part of me has died If I could sail my boat upon that salty sea and leave behind this hurt I feel I'd take the chance and flee but no...I'd love you still If a broken heart could cry a river to float my boat upon I would cry all night my love and in the morning be gone If I could sail my boat upon that salty sea would you change your mind and go with me come sail on my salty sea... come sail away with me...

I'm Sponge Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I already knew Sponge Bob and I were like two peas in a pod... Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done. Then PLEASE leave me a comment here telling what character you are! 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) c) Painting in the park (5 pts) d) Rock concert (1 pt.) e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4 p

Ashes
© By Judy A. Jones There is a long road ahead of me In this life, But still, I'm aware That the road behind me extends Far longer. There are times in our lives When we take stock of those things Which shaped us; Those things which we allowed To create us. I am such a crossroads. I don't like to admit it But I still feel so much discomfort In my Heart For things that seem to be so far behind me. I've grown weary of trying And still, I try. I've grown tired of the distance And still, I reach out my hand. I've grown fatigued at the cold And so, I put on my warmest sweater And I trudge forward through the deepest snows. Is it ego alone that brings me to this place? And what of the other things That life has offered up? Do I face the challenge undaunted? I think so. There is a great purpose In the knowing that I have found. Still, I am left with the ashes. Those scattered reminders Of the fire that once burnt so deeply I

The Lizard
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh , my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my wife. "Well,

Vrooooommmmm
So the car didn't pass inspection. My muffler leaks apparently. But that's ok. The dealership guarantee's that it will pass so they get to pay for the repair. AWOOOOOHOOOOOO! Also I was able to swing by the mall and talk to the ladies at the jewelry store. They were able to look up the purchase information and the warranty information. Yippee on all that! I was able to have it inspected and clean and stuff. Still hoping to hang out with James tonight. I think it will work out... because I rock ya know. Who doesn't wanna hang out with me? I mean, besides stupid cunts and ball less bastards? Anyways.. gotta go make some food then go to the store. XOXO 6 more days!

Real Friends
Hi my name is Carl, go by mrgolf, and this is my first blog. I really don't know much about this, but here goes. This blog is for the whole Fubar nation. There is a certain lady on Fubar that has helped a great deal of people, including myself, but she is not getting the same love in return. Can anyone explain that to me? She has helped people level up, she has ran contest to help people, she has even counciled people, but it is not been given back. My goal with this blog is to help her just like she as helped many people in Fubar. She knows nothing of this and never would dream of asking. She is a very humble person and I feel she deserves all the support and love this site can give her. So, stop and give her a blast, happy hour, rate a pic or two, read and comment on her mumms, stashes, or blogs, or just say hi. Whatever you can do to help her to move up lets do it for her she as help a lot of you, so lets begin to help her. Thanks I hope I have done this right, if not sor

This Time
This time i cant wipe the tears away, you had to go away. This time i cant kiss your hurt away. This time I cant pick you up when you have fallen, even though I can hear you calling. This time I had to close the door. This time is the end I cannot mend your broken heart, we knew it from the start. This time I cant chase away your fears, cause you are not here. It is so hard but now I am so scarred. I tried to guide you, If you only knew, The pain you have caused. You had to grow up, you couldnt climb to the top. This time i couldnt be there. I wish upon a star you are so far. I fall to my knees as i say a prayer. This time the pain is so deep, can't you hear me weep. This time I had to close the door, i had to end this war. in my mind i couldnt find, I was so blind. This time i had to say goodbye. tried not to cry, but i can only wonder why. This time i cant wipe your tears away, cant kiss the hurt away, cant stop the pain or make the rain stop. This

Adam
Well, last night I was over at Adam's and his little nephews were over there. The older one is a little older than Alexis, and the baby is like 3 months... and OMFG, i forgot how much fun little babies are... and he is sooo freaking adorable! I was like, AAWWW!!!! It seriously made me want another baby! Terrible how that works. Stupid estrogen... lol But he is so so freaking cute! And then, i over slept this morning, didn't wake up til 610, and then fell back asleep at home... until freaking 1130 when a text from adam woke me up... craziness... too much sleep today... BUT, I work from 3 til 11, and then i get to see my adam!!! god i'm so so freaking excited! I can't wait! I miss him so so much!!! *sigh* anyways, off to finish getting ready... (lunsh is being made for the girls right now...)

Criminals
I believe that criminals should not be placed in the equivalent of "hotels/motels" with bars on them. If you do the crime, you do the time. Hard time. We shouldn't be giving them all of the luxuries of the outside world that decent, law abiding citizens cannot afford such as health insurance, dental insurance, cable tv, etc.... If I were running the prison system, the first thing I would do is tell the ACLU to french kiss the crack of my you know what. If you're a felon, you have no civil rights, unless a judge restores them. Criminals would not be able to file lawsuits against anyone. Criminals should be required to wear pink underwear and socks, and black and white prison jumpsuits, Just like Sherif Joe requires. For exercise, they should be forced to ride exercise bikes attached to generators to power the prison and surrounding areas, if there is excess power. I would have chain gangs out picking up trash on the side of the road. There would be no alcohol, tabaco p

I Can't Believe I Did It....
Ok so this is my 3rd yes 3rd fubar page, and no i dont mean i have 2 other pages. this is the 3rd one i have made. the others i have deleted. idk y, ppl talking shit, sick of everything. i was a level 19 worked my ass off to get where i was, then my dumb ass deleted it. lol oops should have thought before i acted damn it.

Him...
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

A Friend In Need!!!
GO HELP A FRIEND OF MINE OUT DURING HAPPY HOUR PLEASE SHE JUST HAS 8121 PTS TO LEVEL...THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR IS IN ABOUT 5 MIN....PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME!!!! HERES THE LINK TO HER PAGE! ~~Christina~~Freaky BBW Bitch@ fubar

Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff -- WomenYou don't have to do it all -- it's ok to shed your "Wonder Woman" image and ask for help when you need it. Choose to start each day with an inspirational thought, a clear mind and a smile. Love cherish and appreciate your friends just the way they are. Feel peace in knowing that in this moment, life is great Celebrate your own uniqueness as a woman. Your beauty comes from feeling good about yourself from the inside.Enjoy yourself in nature, and nurture your spirit by going outdoors and getting "down and dirty" with a little dirt now and then. Don't dwell on what you should have, would have, or could have done. Learn from the past, focus on the present moment, and deal with things the way that they are. The adventure in life is not always knowing what's going to happen next, so go with the twists and turns that lead to your greater life plan. Each of us has a unique set of gifts, and talents. Find your gifts, and then fo

Who Stay's?
hello my friends. i just thought i would let all of my frineds know. that i have been cleaning up my friends list. some i kept and some i didn't. so, what i am here for now is. if you wish to be my friend and i mean just friend. let me know as soon as you can. because if not. i will be subject to delete you from my list. so, bye for now. ttyl.....just a friend

Romantic Jan 11
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Friday, January 11: Other people's comfort is a priority with you -- after all, you're one of the most thoughtful signs of the zodiac. Now branch out. You and your sweetie should look for ways to improve your community and your planet.

Idiot I'm Such A Huge Idiot
I've decided I'd better stop drinking... Wednesday night I got drunk and took my wife's car to get something to eat for us... and I ran into a curb and busted the tire. (First of all... i guess i shouldn't have been at my wife's house drunk. We are going through separation and will be getting a divorce... but we haven't filed yet) Come to find out not only did i bust the tire but i messed up the strut and stering arm. Things just get worst... now the part to fix the car is on back order and won't be able to be fixed until they get the part... which is about two weeks. So my wife has to drive my piece of shit and she isn't going to be happy about it. The whole thing is going to cost me big time... not only money but self-respect, diginty and time with my daughter. Because i don't have a car to help take care of her. I've looking up the number and meeting times of AA and I'm going back to church... I realize i need help going through my separation and divorce. I've been slow

Updated Mumm Policy
Please do not email asking why your MuMM was deleted. If it did not fall into the guideline below and was deleted, please read the last paragraph closely. Once a month we will turn all of the people who have lost their MuMMs back on. Until then you are able to make friend MuMMs. Please read: MUMM Guidelines MUMM stands for Make Up My Mind. It is designed to be a platform to allow you to pose a question that has an A and B option. MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use of PHOTOS or VIDEOS posted in the MUMMs must be appropriate and relevant to that MUMM, or the MUMM will be deleted. MuMM comments must not contain NSFW

To All My Friends
CANT KEEP UP WITH 2 WEBSITES... GO TO MY SPACE TO READ ALL BLOGS YOU MISSED AT http://www.myspace.com/drturi 1/11/2008 Dear Readers: http://www.drturi.com/healingroom.php I received a very large amount of emails where people are wondering if something happened to me because you (or the VIP reader) did not get a newsletter from me last few days. First I am safe and sound, second I do not write everyday but when I can find time so if you do not get a newsletter for 1 or 2 weeks don’t worry I may be traveling out of the country. I promised my VIP a minimum of 12 “Cosmic Code” newsletters and so far 6 went out but be sure between the FREE and the “Cosmic Code” newsletters EVERY ONE of my readers will get much more than what they bargained for at the end of 2008. So please do not send requests anymore and load us with your speculation when for years I mentioned to NEVER EVER speculate about anything or anyone until you have the facts in hands. There is still time

Myspace
Whats Up FUBAR (Such a wierd name by the way)...thought id tell ya a little bit more about myself. other than what you've read. Im a local singer/artist here around town. check out my myspace to listen to the music! http://www.myspace.com/lawproduction " Will You " *New Music Comming Out Soon!* If You Like What You Hear Message Me/E-mail. Asking For Another Song. :)! Thank You! Johnny Law

Sorry
Oh I had a lot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried It's never too late to make it ri

Asus Eee Laptop Shreds The Rules
By DANIEL SORID MORE FROM BUSINESSWEEK Unreal Architecture Reliance Power Listing to Charge Up Indian IPOs Nokia Won't Play iPhone's Tune Qualcomm's Big Patent Setback Netflix's Breakout Move More from BusinessWeek Who's Afraid of Mideast Money? Bank of America Snatches Up Countrywide Trade Deficit: Oil Fuels a December Surge Fed May Have to Play Catch-Up The Hard Case Against Intel Story Tools order a reprint digg this save to del.icio.us Taiwanese computer parts maker Asus obviously didn't get the memo. Didn't Asus know notebook computers need hard drives? Or that they're supposed to run Windows -- and the pre-loaded software must bloat the boot-up process to the length of a long weekend? Don't they know you don't just go selling laptops for less than $750 -- let alone $400 -- unless the hardware has been aged like whisky? Asustek Computers Inc. went ahead and broke the rules with the Eee PC. And we should all be thankful. A scrappy, aggressiv

My Special Place
I go down the ladder into the depths of my soul pull up a shadow and let it all go The darkness surrounding is peaceful and freeing I cry for my soul what am I feeling No one can hurt me not even the ones from hell only I know the way and I will never tell As I go up the ladder and feel the sun again I know in my heart that I will heal in the pain

To You Know Who You Are!
I have given you all the respect you asked for. Stay off my page! Dont read my shit! Guess what I have no desire to read, look, wonder what the fuck you are doing...cause guess what...I dont care! To all the ppl that like the drama.... I have a life! I dont care to know what other ppl are doing! I have shit to take care of and healing to do! Since everyone can say how they feel! This time Ill have a say and let ppl know that "Save the drama fuh yuh Mama!" To the rule makers... Dont instruct me on what to do when you do whatever you want! I do what I want anyways! Stay on your side of the street and control the ppl in your life. To the married men that think they are slick! Dont think that your wife is stupid! I can tell that she is way smarter than you will ever be able to shave off of your brain! I hate liars. Id rather play in traffic! I do not believe in revenge! I am not that kind of woman. Id rather talk something out! If you wanna talk at me you know my em

No Worries
:DHere's a simple, easy way to make an immediate and profound improvement in the quality of your life. Stop worrying.The next time you catch yourself wrapping your mind around a worry, choose to let that worry fall completely away. Notice how much more positive and effective you suddenly are.Worry poisons your thoughts and keeps life's best opportunities hidden from you. Worry actually increases the power and influence of those undesirable things you worry about.Certainly it's important to look clearly and realistically at life's dangers, problems and challenges. Yet there is nothing to be gained by worrying about them.Choose to replace each negative worry with positive action. Instead of looking down, pick yourself up and move forward.Every moment is filled with countless opportunities to create lasting value. Stop worrying, and start living with richness, purpose and real joy.Written by Ralph Marston

A Good Friend !!!! Show Him Love Pls
Here a very good firend of mine ! He is new to Fubar and shy so I am trying to jump start him and help him out with what I consider the best of the best "YOU" my firends. Please go help him out ~ he will not downrate you and will return all love He is very real just has not had time for a salute yet Hugs and Thanks in advance Sweetfox

Dropin For Some Fat Fakie Stale Fish
Woo Hoo! I'm off to the mountains to ride the frozen waves and jam at the park with my dudes. It's gonna be gnarly, with boned out indys and broadway tricks. I'm shreddin the gnar, fu-barians. Laters

Http://www.poetry.com/voteforme/poemvote1.asp?pid=12329061
hi all. I have a poem that I wrote called heaven sent. The national library of poetry keeps awarding me numerous editers choice awards for it, but I'm a bit greedy and want more. Please vote for my poem. Copy and paste this link http://www.poetry.com/voteforme/poemvote1.asp?PID=12329061 Apparently you can't click on this link And it will take you to my poem. Thanks everyone

I Feel A Real Indication. Of A Laugh Coming On.
Through the Darkness. Christopher Jones 00. "Close the door, put out the light You know they won't be home tonight." Led Zeppelin, No Quarter (Live) Through the world of future's past, the darkness comes interrupted by the flame of a lighter. Joshua is sitting in his bed with an ashtray between his feet, listening to the silence penetrated by the dry tobacco burning down. The acrid smoke tears at his lungs, but it helps to numb the pain. Joshua runs his fingers through his hair and looks out the window, the moonlight glints in the deep snow and he wonders if it will ever stop. It's been raining and snowing for days, reflecting his mood. Reflecting the cold in the hollow of his chest and the tears he cannot cry. He wonders if Gaia is mocking him, but he closes his eyes for a long second and blocks that thought out of his head, grumbling low in the back of his throat. The cigarette is stubbed into the ashtray and another is lit in quick succession. The pain helps, he tells

When Tomorrow Starts
© By Michael D. Miller When tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not here to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you And each time you think of me I know you'll miss me too. But when tomorrow starts without me Please try to understand That an angel came and called my name And took me by the hand And said my place was ready In heaven far above And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, And so much yet to do, It seemed almost impossible That I was leaving you. I thought of all the love we've shared, And all the fun we had. If I could relive yesterday, I thought, for just a while, I'd say goodbye and kiss y

Your Beaten Path
© By Leona Felder I tend to laugh more when I'm sad And I hardly cry at all You told me I had no right to be mad, ever I shouldn't have believed you You told me to be, Someone that I knew I could never be Someone I knew I didn't want to be I searched for something new But you shut my eyes Just in time To keep me ignorant I walked alone on a beaten path I strayed to the side But you forced me to abide So I just walked on that old straight line We're polar opposites We're nothing alike I see black, You see white I've grown up to be, Someone that you had always wanted to be It's too late for you I'll do what I had always wanted to do I'll go my separate way, And look up to see a different sky

Being Homesick At Home.
Since I got to my parents house in VA, I have been feeling homesick for AZ. Some of it is not having cable tv, warm weather or a faster download speeds. Some of it is missing my wife and kids. But the big part of it is that I don't have the freedom or means to get around here like I did in AZ. My parents rarely go out. And there is no real busline near me so I can go anywhere. I am trying to make due, but it is hard.

This Is How It Works
From "On The Radio" by Regina Spektor This is how it works You're young until you're not You love until you don't You try until you can't You laugh until you cry You cry until you laugh And everyone must breathe Until their dying breath No, this is how it works You peer inside yourself You take the things you like And try to love the things you took And then you take that love you made And stick it into some Someone else's heart Pumping someone else's blood And walking arm in arm You hope it don't get harmed But even if it does You'll just do it all again

Auction Round 2
NEW MONTH... NEW AUCTION, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FU-OWN MY DRUNK ASS, JUST CUZ IM A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, I MEAN DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU?? IF YOU WIN YOU WILL RECIEVE: *2 SALUTEs, OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE SFW! *FU-OWNED BY _______ FOR 1 MONTH! *WEEKLEY BULLETIN PIMPOUT FOR 1 MONTH! *YOUR LINK ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH! *ALL PICS, ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS RATED! *IF YOU ARE A LOUNGE TYPE OF PERSON, I'LL BRING AT LEAST 20 NEW MEMBERS INTO YOUR LOUNGE IN THE FIRST WEEK!!! DRINK DRANK DRUNK! RULES: * SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! * NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. * THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. * MINIMUM BID IS 250,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CAP ON MAXIMUM BIDS. * BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. * YOU MAY NOT BID LOWER THAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU. * REAL CASH OF COURSE BEATS VIRTUAL GIFTS, BUT EVERYTHING IS TOTALED AT THE END. 1 MILLIO

Engraved In My Heart
© By Qamar Shahzadi Every time the moon beams, It brings me closer to you as a dream Rosy cheeks, air complexion, Dazzling in fashion, love and passion for the things you did in style. Aura of your bright face. The charm and the grace, Every tear bothered you, I knew no joy Until I was in your cozy embrace. You taught me love and care, You were my precious gem so rare. You held my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever. Your lullaby made me sleep, But now those memories make me weep I want to be your little girl again Can you make this happen? O, My sweet mother You calmly went without a goodbye I promise to see you in paradise You are forever engraved in my heart

Daddy
© By Brandi D. Bird My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way, but its very hard without you, each and every day. People always tell me, the grieving will subside. But how can it get better, without you by my side. No matter how hard they try, to help me with this pain, I am all consumed by thinking, It will never be the same. I know one day we'll meet, in the Heavens up above. It's the one thing that helps me, to never forget your love. My dearest Daddy, I love you, Your with me every day. I will keep this love within me, until that beautiful day...

Visiting
Atalie! Current mood: drained Category: Romance and Relationships atalie and family arrived yesterday..at first chica *her dog who i also miss like crazy* didn't recognize me..but after 15 seconds..she was lovin' all over me..and i was crying ..so happy to see her and atalie ...even eli *aka the terror* and of course jerry!.. we ordered pizza from marcos ..cause they've got the best pizza..and she and i hung out talking until 4:30 in the morning...slept for about an hour...while both the cats, litter box and food and water bowls were in the room with me...got up...ordered jimmy johns for lunch...cause they too have great food...watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix...then made dinner..." same sammiches " as jeremie calls them...cold cut sandwiches..we all had such a wonderful time and i played with chica sooo much...used an entire roll of film...for my wall lol and atalie used her digital to take a butt ton more...slighty less then an assload...lol lol then...

Critical Acclaim
Quiet, might piss somebody off Like me mother fucker, You've been at it for too long While you feed off all these insecurities You stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds Self-righteousness is wearing thin (Lies inside your head your best friend) I'll bleed but not for fellow man (Broken glass, your fake reflection) Telling them it's all for something real Don't forsake the words you speak, You've gone too far, Acclaim! So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existance? Well, where I'm from we have a special salute we wave high in the air Towards all those pompous asses who spend their days pointing fingers. Fuck you! Quiet, might piss somebody off Like the heartbeat of this country when antagonized too long I'll be damned if you count me in As part of your generous hypocracy collec

Codes To Help You Create Bullies
Ok so I have been asked how to create a bully, so I'm gonna put codes in this blog to help you create your own. Please note that all the codes I put in here will have spaces as they will not show if they do not. Centering something To center something like text or links use this code. < center> < /center> Putting in a line break To add a space enter this code. Please note that there is a space after the br and it should be there. < br /> Bolding something < b> < /b> Underlining < u> < /u> Italic < i> < /i> background < center>< table width="100%" cellpadding="40" cell="cell" spacing="0" border="1" background="disired pic here"> < tr>< td width="100%">< table width="100%" border="0" background="">< tr>< td width="100%"> changing font color < h1>< font color="#cc0000">< /font>< /h1> Making a pic link < a href="link for lounge or place you want the link to go to"> < img src="desired pic here" />< /a> Changes link colors < style type="t

Feelings
© By Samantha James Sometimes I sit and stare I think and hope that life would be fair Nobody seems to get it They just have no clue That I can be a friend that is really true Everybody whispers All the laughs, the jokes, nobody cares The way they all make fun of my frizzy red hair If only life could be easy I wish that life could be fun I wish I didn't have to run and hide

A Daughter's Sorrow
© By Michelle Torruella How sad it is that I shall no longer feel your touch. No longer will I feel the warmth of your hugs. Your kisses placed gently upon my cheek. Your hands braiding my long curly hair. Oh, for so many years I have wept. If only once I could call you and hear your reply. You are my reminder that life should never be taken for granted. You are my reminder that above all else life should be cherished. As I pressed my lips upon the red rouged cheek; I knew that it was not you. Your spirit was no longer in your body. Your body was never cold to my touch. Your eyes were always open when I called you. Your love will always be eternal. For, until I depart, I will always remember my dear mommy.

Wishful Thinking
My Wish I wish i was you blanket to cover you around I wish i was your bed so you can lay with me I wish i was your pillow underneath your head I wanna be around you I wanna hold you tight And be the lucky person Who kisses you goodnight

Friends Forever
© By Mary Karamyan Friend poems A friend is a treasure that everyone has Sometimes they come, sometimes they pass Your friends will stay if you don't betray or lie Or leave them behind Just put this on your mind A friend is what you need To succeed in this life In this world were you can't live you can't breath Life will be unfair but your friend will be there To give you hope, and faith And a path that is right to take This will lead you to your dreams That you never thought would come true That is being friends forever with you. Sometimes you forget What your friend has done You just stab them in the back And leave them behind But when it comes to them And they don't do the same You just turn your back And do it again But one sunny day You will be alone Then you will realize that all you once had is gone.

Flea Cums To Providence
And I'm gonna be there in all my boothie slut glory!!! Cum check me out as well as some of the most gorgeous floggers bar none! Who knows.. I just might need a victim.. errrr voluntold person to help me product demostrate.. teehee For more info check out: http://www.nelaonline.org/fff.php ~ K ~

If All The World
© By Eowyn Wilcox if all the world were but a room and I an inmate in it, I should sleep day and night and watch the fan tracing circles on the wall. if my room were all the world and I could stay inside it always, I should sit in my chair with my mind adrift and watch the leaves as they changed. if my room and the world were one and the same, and I could live inside it, I would drift happy from morning to night, dreaming dreams of dreams and watching the light hovering like butterflies on my brain, shifting and melting and flowing into the wall.

Small Town Drama
Do people ever stop and think,.. when they open their mouth to speak, that gossip can tear a heart apart, and make the soul grow weak? Vicious lies about a friend, spoken behind their back, could affect the very life they live, all because of their attack. Families could be torn apart, ones that were solid like a rock, lies could hurt the children, cause the truth was never sought. Kind words are slow to travel, to bad that's not the case with lies, like a fire caught up in a windstorm, they could take forever to die. How do you convince your lover, or even a life long friend, that the stories they've heard of you no substance do they lend? Many family's hopes and dreams have come crashing to the ground, on account of vicious gossip, when the truth was never found. So when you speak about someone else, make sure you get it straight, don't even say cutting words. THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER BE LATE!* *Those of you that are this way know who you are

Weeeeeeeee
Alright people, I stashed it and now I'm blogging it because this is one of my favorite vidoes of all times, and I JUST was able to find the coding so I could post it!!! ENJOY and Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Weeeeee!Add to My Profile | More Videos

Love Is Like Magic
Love Is Like Magic... Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!

My Rant!! Please Read!!
I have a rant….if any family members has anything to say about some other family member ….why not go to the person and talk to them. Don’t be chicken shit and go post silly bulletins or blogs and be a child about it….Go to the person….guess some people just love to keep drama stirred up…and YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! So here is who I am talking about Karma, Cherokee, Mystical Dreams …want to talk to me or about someone else, come to me please.

What My Tombstone Will Say
Free your body and soul Unfold your powerful wings Climb up the highest mountains Kick your feet up in the air You may now live forever Or return to this earth Unless you feel good where you are! This is what I want my tombstone to say! Make sure you just read the first letter of every line.

Product Of Hate
One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watch your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight This is the product of all my hate. I slit your throat & watch your blood flow Don't do it yourself It'll only soften the blow. You cry for me my hatred tears built from your lies from over the years. I slash your throat I slit your wrists I enjoy the moment NO!.... I'm not pissed. I turn my head to hide my smile you're finally gone and I'm not in denial. I'll accept all the blame because I don't care I'm just so happy to know you're not there. One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watched your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight you were the product of all my hate. Satan sent me a message and said all was well and he thanked me too, for sending you straight to Hell!

People I Don't Trust
1. Old People Who Drive Fast If I wanted to be mean, I would have named this entire category "Old People Who Drive." But since I'm in a compassionate mood I'm just going to limit it to just old people who drive fast. There is nothing more disturbing than when some battle-axe blows by you going 90mph's on the MA pike. First of all, where the hell are they going in such a hurry? Everybody knows that old people have nothing to do. That's why they spend like six hours in the supermarket and get excited when a telemarketer calls them. Therefore, it's a real red flag when you spot some old bag buzzing by you on the highway. You're either dealing with some old person who is trying to make a statement that they still exist or you're dealing with an old person who has no clue where he is or what he's doing. Either way you know that they can't see two feet in front of them and they're not putting on the brakes for anybody. It's like a runaway truck that will only come to a stop when

People I Don’t Trust
Oh yes its time for another installment of one of my more popular blogs "People I Don't Trust." Runners who wear multiple water bottles around their waist These people really aggrivate me. I challenge you the next time you are driving by the Esplanade or Memorial Drive by the Charles river and not spot one of these people. It is some form of Utility belt that carries numerous small canteens of water around the waist. I pride myself on my long distance running and have never needed such a device. I honestly dont understand it. Do these people think that they will one day go for a forrest gump style cross country run or better yet somehow find themselves in the middle of a desert. You get bonus points is you spot somebody with a few clear bottles them BOOM the colored Gatorade bottle... or is it piss??? we'll never quite know will we? Dudes Who Roll Up Their Sleeves at Weddings Nothing says class like stripping off the tie and rolling up the sleeves at a wedding.

Purgatory Babies!!!!
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Tell Your Senators To Finish The Job!
I just took two minutes to tell the Senate to take prompt action on legislation passed by the U.S. House that will make cars and products safer. The House passed two good bills right before the holidays, and we need the Senate to jump on them now while momentum is high. It will only take you a moment to learn about these good bills and send your quick message to your own Senators. http://cu.convio.net/NewYear2008

Im In An Auction Now Is Ur Chance To Buy Me
Ok so here's how it works you click on the link below and go rate the pic (even if you dont want to bid please at least go rate the pic cause i could win something that way also) and bid on me if you want to buy me, if you bid make sure you go back to check and see if anyone up your bid, Good Luck and my the best win lmao. TxKitten

So Much Pain
So much pain cant break the chains. You are in pain but I can't stop the rain. I fall to the floor, but i cant close the door, feels like a war going on inside my head, I want to go to bed. I don't want to open my eyes, cause all i can do is cry. You are so scarred. I tried to teach right from wrong, but now i am not so strong. how could i have been so blind. what was the cost, I feel so lost. I have no clue if only i knew. I had to say goodbye. I can only sigh and wonder why. So much pain what's the gain. I feel so much pain. wish i could stop the rain. I wish you could hear me Wish you could see. You are in my heart never apart. wish i could give you a new start. but there is so much pain, not much to gain, cause i cant stop the rain, from falling I keep on calling. cant see through the tears so much fear, wish i could clear your mind, but i am in such a bind. So much pain, i feel in vain. If i had only known I feel so alone. I want to wa

Please Go Rate I Would For You
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Help A Sista Out!!!!
I have entered a giveaway for a 3 month blast and I need 25,000 comments to get it. I need all the help I can get.Please come and help as much as you can. Thankyou, ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~D.T.B.~Real Life Wife to Jayrod874~ Here is the link:

A Jerks Tangent In My Shoutbox
I dont know where this all came from but he certainly seems angry about it. maybe he needs to get laid. who knows!!! relieve the pressure to his brain maybe... masterfulone: then delete ur profile you moron ->JUICYšluxuriaš: WOW, your real nice masterfulone: I was til u told me u had a bf and all that shit 30 min later and for u to not expect guys to hit on you are u for real? ->JUICYšluxuriaš: says it on my profile that im engaged. take the time to read it next time masterfulone: ur showing ur tits basically on profile pic...uh your name is "juicy" so think about what they think about I mean I get tired of u women crying all the time about this and that ->JUICYšluxuriaš: for one, im not showing my tits, 2, my name is juicy for reasons beyond anything you can comprehend...its not sexual at all. masterfulone: they don't have to read it ok....not a rule...some puters lock up going to a homepage ok with graphics ok and who cares if ur engaged doesn't mean

Wont Be On Much Today
Hey all ... just dropping a note to say Hello and Thank Gawd its Friday ! .. I wont be on much during the day today .. Mike and I are about to leave to go to the School to buy his books and get his student ID and Parking pass .. Then ive tons of errands to run ... but i will be on this evening to catch up with friends .. Hoping you all have a wonderful day .. Talk soon Big hugs to all Wen :)

Classified My Ass, Thats A Fucking Secret And You Know It
Here's a thought for those of us who live in Southern California: Isn't it thrilling to know that when you wish to take your life into your own hands, you have but to get behind the wheel and head for the nearest freeway? Cheers!

Woman's Heart Attack (myocardial Infraction)
Woman's heart attack (myocardial infraction) This is the best first person account of a woman's symptoms of a heart attack I've read. Please read and share with the women in your life. I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart attacks - (Myocardial infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing a heart attack . . . you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's experience with a heart attack. "I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10:30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on. "I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story m

Friday Is Random Thought Day
You'd think with all this random-ness built up over the last few days, this would be easy, but no such luck. As it happens... * May I impart the wisdom of my years to you? Always lower the toilet seat. The life you save may be your own. * I have never swam with dolphins, but in my defense, no dolphin has ever walked with me either. It's a two-way street. * I was watching YouTube last night, and I discovered that news bloopers never fail to crack me up. It's a nice reminder that nobody's perfect. * The sticky note is so simple an invention, it makes me want to create something too. But my ideas are never practical enough. I abandoned the self-cleaning driveway and the remote control couch without seeing them through. * I wish I had the intestinal fortitude to sit through a Lindsay Lohan movie. "I Know Who Killed Me" seems more a peek into her future than a work of fiction, considering how close she is to being a stripper. * While I'm talking about vapid mo

The Sexybitch Lounge
THE SEXYBITCH LOUNGE Song Request > > Sign up to be a dj here! Come visit my lounge and become a member to.Got great music to listen and chat with friends.I need more members for my lounge come in and enjoy the music.

Sex....
I have some goals for my business that I need to hit & what better way than YOUR help!!! PLEASE! Here's 10 GREAT Reasons why you need to Host a Pure Romance by Lisa Party 1. Where else can you taste, smell and touch before purchasing? 2. It's Ladies Only! You don't have to drag your man shopping with you! 3. Your girlfriends will pay for your shopping spree! 4. You and your friends haven't giggled this much since "the talk" in middle school. 5. How else can you win amazing prizes just for hanging with your pals? 6. You haven't seen your girls since Britney Spears was a sex symbol. 7. You can get in touch with your inner bad girl with a very "good girl image" company! 8. A couple of hours kids & hubby free? We know what you're thinking...Sign me up! 9. You and your friends' partners will be singing your praises. 10. You'll finally get some romantic tips that don't involve steamy paperback novels. Come on Ladies, I

3vil Aka Michael
STACY I LOVE U WITH ALL OF MY HEART,WOULD DO ANY THING FOR U AND YOUR GIRL.DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TOLD U ABOUT MY PAST IF I DID NOT LOVE U OR SHOW U THE MARKS ON MY ARM FROM MY PAST. WHEN YOUR A JUNNKY FOR 8 YEARS THATS ALL PPL SEE THEY DONE SEE THE NEW YOU THE ONE THAT IS CLEAN AND HAS FEELINGS AND DOING WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STAY CLEAN. U KNOW WHY I DONT SMILE ON CAM BECAUSE OF WHAT METH DID TO MY MOUTH ,BUT LOOKS SHOULD NOT MATTER ITS WHAT IS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS THE MOST .AND IF U EVEN GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE ILL PROVE TO YOU THAT NOT ALL GUYS R THE SAME.

Obama For President-im Not A Raciest But This Is Just Not Right
How can anyone vote for this Muslim and call their > > self an American ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WHO IS OBAMA? > > > > > > Probable U. S. presidential > > candidate, Barack > > Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, > > Hawaii, to > > Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black > > MUSLIM from > > Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, > > a white > > ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's > > parents > > met at the University of Hawaii. When > > Obama was > > two years old, his parents divorced. > > His father > > returned to Kenya. His mother then > > married Lolo > > Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from > > Indonesia. When > > Obama was 6 years old, the family > > relocated to > > Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM > > school in > > Jakarta. He also spent two years in a > > Catholic > > school. Obama takes great care to > > conceal the > > fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick > > to point > > out that, "He was once a Muslim, but > > that he > > als

Ughh !!
Well i figured iw ould start a blog on ME** Who better right !! Well life these past few months have sucked. I have really BAD asthma and i get to the point where i ned 911 and cant breathe. I had a really bad attack 2 yrs ago that landed me in a COMA for 4 days.. ( Wicked sucked ) I apparently died for 3 min and i dont remember anything, besides starting to lose my vision and loss of hearing. Well i made it thru all that, and for the last month my asthma has been bothering me. Last night actually i was almost rushed to the ER. I had the EMTs at my house basically until I felt fine. I decided to stay home from work today soo I am relaxing and feeling a lil better.. : )

Long Long Week....
It sure has felt like a long week. I do not know if the weather had anything to do with that or not. It jus tdragged day after day. I think I am done making political predictions. I have been way off so far this year. I did call Huckleberry going down though. Big business is afraid of him. Which probably means he is more towards the people than for money. It is an interesting race to say the least. Down with the Buckeyes! They were outclassed. I almost thought I was going to be wrong when the Bucks jumped up 10-0. Then I heard a stat for LSU having 4 fourth quartre comebacks. So, apparently LSU are slow starters. The Buckeyes will have to beg the BCS for a top ten rating for next year. The BCS is unimpressed with the Big Ten. I am officially a Sam's Club member! I feel empowered with this priveledge that I spent $100 for. Had a weird event Wednesday night. I was driving home from work and it was around 1:45 AM. I am not sure how fast I was dr

Hmmmmmmm
Tracing the curves of my body, simply with your lips. Holding me close to you. Your hands upon my hips. Telling me you want me, as you look into my eyes.. Showing me you need me, your hands upon my thighs. Gently you lay me down, your body touching mine. feeling so many emotions.... losing all sense of time. Getting lost in eachother in this love that we share. Hearts beating faster, hands roaming everywhere. Passion burning between us.. Fires igniting with in. To simply say I love you is where this can begin!

No Second Troy ~ Thank U Mattia
this poem is written by William Butler Yeats and it was dedicated to me by my friend, Mattia. Wish i could be though, as unforgettable as this girl in the poem is. WHY should I blame her that she filled my days With misery, or that she would of late Have taught to ignorant men most violent ways, Or hurled the little streets upon the great. Had they but courage equal to desire? What could have made her peaceful with a mind That nobleness made simple as a fire, With beauty like a tightened bow, a kind That is not natural in an age like this, Being high and solitary and most stern? Why, what could she have done, being what she is? Was there another Troy for her to burn?

I'm Not The Only One
who wants to leave WalMart for good. Everyone who actually does a respectable job is getting ready to leave. Upper management just changed things for the overnight stockers all over, and I wouldn't be surprised if half of us end up leaving for better jobs. Expect to find crap on the shelves where it doesn't belong, put there by paid employees who are only trying to work up to par instead of putting it where it's supposed to be. Also look forward to us being a LOT more rude as we ignore the customer just to get our jobs done. I just want more money for something I'm good at, not abuse from people who don't appreciate what I bust my a$$ to accomplish.

The Fairy Tale Is Over: I Lost My Job This Morning
Once again my health has cost me dearly: I just lost my job today. I knew it was coming but damnit it hurts to know I'm a failure again. Why the hell did I bust my balls and give this everything I had for this; the same outcome as every other time I've tried to work. I've got an email back in to Tutor.com to see if I can't get my tutoring job back; I'll just make sure and do it more than the five hours per week I used to. Sue and I are in deep financial trouble now and it's my own damn fault. I kind of wish the MRI had showed something; I might get disability that way. No that's not true, I don't want to get it that way; this damn worthless back of mine ought to be enough but it's not. I had to go and get a Master's degree which basically kills any chance I'll ever have of getting disability. You know, the biggest thing i have to do is tell my Dad that his son's a failure again. I have disappointed him so many times in the past that I really don't want to tell the man it's ha

Re: Live From Gatorville - Part 1 - Airing Tonight On Pbs!
RE: Live From Gatorville - Part 1 - Airing Tonight on PBS! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Date: 10 Jan 2008, 23:02 Remember to tune in to PBS Soundstage tonight to catch Part 1 of Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers- Live From Gatorville.Part 1 - Premieres on PBS January 10, 2008 (check local listings)Catch Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in this special two-part Soundstage performance as they return to Gainesville, Florida where it all started, to play their first hometown show in 13 years. In this jam-packed hour, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers perform classics "Free Fallin'," "Last Dance with Mary Jane" and "I Won't Back Down" with a seasoned stage presence and swagger that is a testament to their 30 years as rockers. And just when you think it can't get any better, the legendary, honorary heartbreaker, Stevie Nicks, joins Petty on stage for a duet of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around." Other highlights include “Listen

I Do
I long for you to hold me. A simple tender touch. Passion burning with in me. Wanting you so much. To simply feel your fingertips. Tracing the curves of my skin. To feel you deep inside me, over and over again. Soft lingering kisses. Your body touching mine. Tingling sensations inside me. Falling in love devine. Whispering I want you. I need you by my side. To make the nights not so lonely. In you I shall confide. Tell you all my secrets. My wants and desires too. My most treasured feeling. Im falling in love with you. Laying in your arms, feeling your warm embrace. The beauty thats with in, The smile on you face. Thats when I awake, to see that you arent there. Im missing you so badly, Love isnt always fair. Im here to save you.... from your daily nightmares. Never again will you have to ask... simply who cares...... .............I do

Re: New Album Update
RE: NEW ALBUM UPDATE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: MANDI PERKINS Date: 11 Jan 2008, 02:01 I've decided to call part 2 of my debut album, "Alice in no Man's Land..."The reason is that the new music is mysteriously beautiful, but still dark; it seems almost peaceful, angelic and serene at times, but you know that there is emptiness and elements of something harsh, raw and real lying underneath.what do you think?what images are evoked for you when you think of the title?I would love to get your feedback! post me a comment when you get a chance.and if you want to make some new artwork, that would be AWESOME!Think of winter and what "alice in no man's land," connotes.Just post to the artwork blog!& thanks so much to everyone who already sent their stuff. I love it!!mp

R.i.p.
It's sad when people you know became people you knew...And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we're all in the same boat, missing someone.. be honest...if you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or a family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as R.I.P. Within 1 minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this you will have the worst love life starting in 1 hour

Today On World Rock Radio
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If
IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master; If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings, And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force your heart and nerve and

Twisting
I find myself twisting in the winds of unchange, lost in some place between yesterday and tomorrow that doesn't really feel like today. Time takes on a new unmeaning and drifts into itself, looping over and over in hopeless cycles of monotony. Even change itself remains the same. Even "new" is a repeat of the last thing that was supposed to be different, but wasn't really. Days go by in a blind haze of apathy because even upon waking, I know that this will be another endless yesterday.

The Latest Of My Favorite Quotes
into the darkness goes my sight and of the shadow comes the hell that i have loved and wanted for all time i am about to face the challenge of a lifetime and i hope that the support and the friends that love me are there for me i am joining and leaveing with the army and i will be gone for awhile but i will be brought back and my sight on things will be majorly changed. what will bring me back is the knowledge that i dont face this alone that i have support that is always there for me even if its online and not in person. so i hope that in some way i have helped you al and i hope that you all have been happy while you knew me cause i am going to make myself a better person and to better my life so pls tell me what you think.

Dual Citizenship -- Loyal To Whom?
Dual Citizenship -- Loyal to Whom? by Dan Eden Someone wrote and asked me, "Why are there Israeli- but not Mexican-American Dual Nationals?" Well, here's my take on this. I'd also like your views and opinions. Unless we are Native American Indians, all Americans have their origins in some other country. Both of my parents were from England. They were proud to be "British" but they were most proud of achieving their American citizenship. Sure, we had pictures of the Queen and nick-nacks with the Union Jack on them. My mother even celebrated the traditional 4 o'clock tea time and was good at making Yorkshire Pudding. In the late 60's my older brother served in the US Army and did his tour in Viet Nam. When it came down to "allegiance," we were all patriotic Americans. Period. The word "allegiance" means that we promise loyalty. It also carries with it the expectation that this loyalty will be exclusive and unrestrained. In the case of a declared war or real threat or con

Have You Ever Felt Lost Then Found?
well I was lost , I am now found ; It was God ;My Lord ;My Saviour and I jump for joy ever time I think about this which is always in my life and on my mind. hugs all... We are nevr alone long as God is with us .. diana