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Thinking...
Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I began to choke. I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor, drunken mother - I did not know what was happening. Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat. Wondering. The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.

3 Things In Life
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family and Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You by Sea_of_okc I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Think I Am Better Now - Hope So
*This is a blog that I have decided to post on both Cherry Tap and Myspace, just for the simple fact that more people may understand what I am thinking about the past few days and see why I have not quite been myself* How do you lose something that you never had? You can’t can you? You can lose the hope and the dream of it, but you can’t lose the actual thing. So, why I am letting myself be upset over something that I never had? Because I was stupid and let myself hope that I may have found something to make me happy for once - then in an instant that was gone. I know I once wrote that hope is too hard to let die quick, but there comes a point in life when it is time to just say that is enough and I just can’t hope anymore . . . I just can’t put myself through that any more. I knew this before I did, that is why I am perceived as such a cold and unfeeling person - but those who know me know that is not true. I’m not cold and unfeeling, emotionless perhaps but not unfeeling.

Things In My World
I would like to take this chance to point out how wonderful my guy is and how much I love him. No matter what is going on I know that I've got his warm hugs and friendly face to go home to. He stands by me through the good the bad and the ugly. Without you I'm just another girl. With you we are a family and we have a place where we belong. So baby, when you read this. Thank you for being you, for loving me and for helping me be a stronger person. Thank you for stepping into shoes that you didnt have to and being the daddy Skye loves so much. Thank you for everything you are and do.

Things In Life.. That Bite..
Well.. well. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE THINGS RIGHT WERE YOU WANT THEM SHIT.. JUST FALLS APART REALLY.. I MEAN.. OK TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE THAT I NEED.. AND THINGS ARE GOING GREAT.. AND THEN MAYBE JUST BY A PHONE CALL OR MAYBE BY THE SLIGHTEST MOMENT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE CHANGE.. JUST LIKE THAT.. OK THIS IS WERE I GO... ALONG LONG TIME AGO.. I WAS WITH THIS MAN AND THINGS WERE GREAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.. AND TODAY.. THIS MAN JUST CALLED ME OUT OF THE BLUE I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM SENSE THEN.. I HAVE CALLED A FEW TIMES, LEFT SOME MESSAGES AND TRIED TO GET A HOLD OF HIM.. BUT WHY TODAY DID HE CALL.. WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN.. HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME... AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPEN... WELL HE FUCKED UP YES HE DID BECAUSE TODAY WHEN HE CALLED.. I DID NOT ANSWER THE PHONE.. I DID NOTHING DID NOT THINK ABOUT HE WANTED... GAVE MY PHONE TO A WORK EMPLOYEE THAT LISTENED TO THE MESSAGE AND DELETED.. IT I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT SAID I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.

100 Things I Love
100 Things I Love Late night movies in bed Sleeping in warm camping socks The smell of the air after a rainstorm Playing in the snow Slow dancing in the rain Listening to thunderstorms and lightning while falling asleep Being around animals of any kind Waking up on a Saturday morning and realizing you dont have to go to work Sleeping in!! Warm apple cider Finding your favorite shirt or pair of jeans on a clearance rack Pretty underwear/lingerie The feeling of walking into a courtroom and feeling achievement in a dream The breeze blowing in your face when ice skating Falling in love Wrestling with a boyfriend Being goofy with a significant other Playing cards and board games with the family Sunday afternoon naps Hot bubble baths Unexpected text messages Handwritten letters Sexy eye contact Body spray Smooth legs Egg-nog at Christmas time Slipping into my pjs after a long night First kisses New myspace comments and email Cra

100 Things That Annoy Me-- To Go With The 100 Things I Love :)
100 Things That Annoy Me-- to go with the 100 Things I Love :) (This was rather hard to sit and think of 100 things so bear with me) 1. Those who drive under the speed limit in the left hand lane 2. People who chew with their mouths open or smack their mouths when they eat 3. Crowds--small crowds I dont mind, but elbow to elbow crowds really bother me 4. Poor service at nice restaurants 5. Ordering something through the drive-thru and getting home to find it's incorrect 6. Excessively poor grammar/spelling 7. Those who count out loud--especially when you are trying to do the same 8. Those who constantly talk during a movie 9. Loud and/or obnoxious people 10. People who do not take the time to correct and discipline their children 11. Those who do not take responsibility for their own actions and try to shift blame 12. Those who live for the next drunken weekend 13. Broken plans--with my type 'A' personality, I try to keep whatever plans I make 14. Rude people and tho

Things A Man Should Never Do After The Age Of 30
1. Use the word party as a verb. 2. Shots. 3. Body shots. 4. Jell-O shots...Especially Jell-O shots. 5. Read a book with the words "Zen and the Art of" in the title. 6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil. 7. Help friends move. 8. Ask friends to help you move. 9. Crash on a friend's floor or couch. 10. Refer to breasts as "chesticles." 11. Experiment with facial hair. 12. Let your underpants show above your jeans or below your shorts. 13. Apply paint to your face for any reason at all. 14. Own beer-drinking paraphernalia. 15. Own a skull bong. 16. Know the names of the current Real World cast. 17. Remove your shirt in public—unless there is sand and a large body of water nearby. 18. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman. 19. Use the word dawg in a sentence when referring to a friend or, worse, yourself. 20. Own a futon.

Things Are So Confusing
wow so right now things are really confusing my life is very chill but i miss home an needed to clear my head so i took off letting my head tell me where to go instead of my heart an descided to deal with things my way i sat out back an pondered the questions in my life idk why but ive been depressed as hell for some reason

Thinking Early In The Morning.
"This is where the men choose sides...and your day is coming soon!" ~ Shadeland It wasn't until the other day while talking to a friend that I seemed to list the things that were not totally rotten with my current station in life. I hadn't stopped and thought about this in a while but there are some good things about one's husband leaving you... ~I've lost weight....I now weigh the same as before I started having kids....and the same clothing size too... I look better than I have in years....and feeling better when I see that woman in the mirror looking back at me...she's not that bad.... ~I think clearer than I have in a long while. It's getting easier and easier to tell which emotions are supposed to be around and which ones are passing through. Not that this has made any difference in how often I put my shoe in my mouth but one thing at a time..... ~I talk more with my kids, about things that matter. Safety, care, goals, and things like that. Not in just a 'do it becau

The Things I Most Regret...
Current mood: calm Category: Life We never know what life will bring, Or where it will lead us, Or if tomorrow will ever come. But wherever your path may lead, Whatever life throws at you, I want you to think about one thing.... I've come to learn that the words I've most regretted in my life, Were the ones I never said.

Think Like A Woman
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight. The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I

44 Things A Woman Would Die For
1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-tell her what feels good 24-make her feel loved

10 Things You Absolutely Love About Yurself
1. I love that I'm not ever being able to get to bed on time (very easily distracted)... oh... look at that... SEE??? 2. I love my sense of humour - I totally crack me up constantly... I'm laughing now, at what I'm not entirely sure... 3. I love my kick-assedness at Graphic Design... Really... I'm freakishly talented... 4. I love writing exhaustive shopping lists over the course of several days and then leaving them at home when I go grocery shopping... 5. I love that people twice my age ask me questions about how to do things at work... I then lie through most of it and watch with astonishment as they completely and utterly believe me or I nail the problem completely by accident... 6. I love my hideous reputation for being mind-bendingly late to every single event, family or otherwise... 7. I love that I've evolved into the World's Greatest Dad to my 9 year old son, and my 15 year old daughter... who is the prettiest girl ever. And I shall fight anyone who says otherwise. 8. I

Things In My Head
I did my best to be her friend. But she was just like the others. I realize how much she is just like the others. Cold and distant. And many people are like that. Women for sure. They’re like a union. One-way ticket to the gutter ,when the system fails and life becomes a struggle for survival you lose intrest. The quality of life dissolves and the downward spiral has begun. Feeling the end closing in. In a no-win situation, all backs are turned, you choose the easy way out. Despair is a strong emotion, triggered by desperation it’s deadly… Driven slowly to insanity by the power of profit, the working class finally ends up as the “prozac generation” with no help to find in a most dark situation in a morden society. People are diagnosed as mentallu ill as the money machine keep harvesting more victims…

Things
Title: Things By: Me Lost in a thought that I can not find I try, But it's escaped my mind The only thing left is rhythm and rhyme Yet another mountain to climb Something else to waste my time Like an uncommitted crime Waiting, wishing, wanting a sign Unripened fruit fallen off of the vine Not unlike like sour wine It leaves a bad taste And it's these things that we must face It's these dreams that we must chase Like a race It seems as if this is a waste It's these images we trace It's these images we follow It's these things that fill us with unimaginable sorrow It's these things, There's a better tomorrow It's these feelings we borrow It's these things we'll never let you see It stands still, Something like a tree Just let it be As painful as a cross Like an addiction lost Like a rabbid frost It takes your breath, You can't breathe It's something that you wouldn't believe And I keep quiet so you don't leave

Things To Never Do
Yes I am a little cranky today...have not had my caffine...as the the old expression goes..."don't make me kill you" ok what to not do: 1) when I first sign on in the morning..don't ever ask if you can lick my ass. If it's early I'm just waking up and that is NOT something I wanna hear first thing in the morning. don't worry you were not the only one to piss me off this morning. 2)I don't care what photo of me you see..you can't see my tits & I guess you can't read either. Read MY Profile Bitch...then GO FUCK YOURSELF I don't have a cam & I wouldn't let your sorry ass see if I did. Sorry guys but get a fucking clue...I'm not the girl you talk to that way.

Things Are Moving Along Now....
Well today started off shitty but ended rather well! I woke up this morning at 430 still achy and shitty feeling from this virus that I have had the last four days... yes I had a four day weekend for this Memorial Day weekend and I was stuck under a blanket sick as hell!!! I went to Group Health cuz they wanted to do some blood tests. When I got home, I got an email from the mobile home moving company I inquired with to see if anyone was interested in a mobile like mine. I talked to the gentleman and he seemed interested. I asked if he would like to come out and look at the house and he said that he would. HE stopped out and looked at it and he said that he liked it and would take it!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! Things are starting to move now! YAYYY!!! anyone want to come help me pack... LOL!!!!

Things Are Different Now
I guess you could say i am single. Things just are not working out between the mother of my child and me. But being single isn't that bad i guess.... I look at my life and i really would like to be in a relationship, but i just don't know if i have time for one school is starting soon and i have a baby so those are two things that i have to put first in my life. when it comes to anything else includeing myself i have to put them last, and i know that no women wants to hear that. soooo for now i really have to consentrate on being the best daddy i can to my son. so wear that leaves me and a relationship i just don't know.

Thing Cops Wont To Say
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Just how big were those two beers? "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "In God we trust, all others are suspects." "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because th

10 Things If A Man Woke Up With A Vagina And A Woman A Penis
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half 8. See if he could finally do a split 7. See if it‘S truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damn G-Spot Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world 9. Get a blowjob 8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat" 7. Pee standing up 6. Determine WHY you can‘t hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/shift herself in public witho

20 Things A Guy Should Know
20 ways to win a girl's heart 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then

Things You Wishyou Could Say At Work!!!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh...I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Things That Make Us Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people

10 Things You Can Do Instead Of Hateing
10.take a shower 9. watch a porn, or a movie 8. go swimming, ride a bike 7. clean the house, apt, your room, whatever 6. make some mac & cheese, a grilled cheese with ham 5. workoff that mushroom top 4. wash the car 3. go shopping 2. read a book, newpaper, listen to some music 1. do whatever it takes get ya game up. upgrade your life style make it better for your family on the real hateing is for losers that don't won't nothing in their life and is fine with working at a gas station for five years so if i hurt someones feelin with this one it just means you are a hater so don't take it personal

13 Things Pms Stands For:
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MIDSECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF &&& MY FAVORITE ONE 13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

Thins I Believe In...
I believe - . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - . that we are resp onsible for what we do, no matter how

Things
I am distracted by things, like white fluffy clouds in a blue sky, Or by the way a bird sings, I am amazed by the simplicity of things, Like chimes fastened by strings, By the smell of a rose and how it’s beauty stings, I believe in many things, Each man as an equal and not one to be a king, A child smiling on a swing, And watching the joy and happiness it brings I am opened minded but very private about things, like my relationships, fleeting wedding rings the puppet strings, or how the balance of love swings I am conscious of many things

Thinking.
At times I wish I could just turn of my mind. I often ponder what if you could really have that surgery that is in the movie Enternal Sunshine of the spotless mind? I have come to realize though, that I wouldn't have it done. I guess it is better to have our memories to reflect on. As much as some of those memories hurt...

9 Things That Make People Assholes...
1. Not tipping People who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries depend on that shit. If someone goes out of their way to ensure your happiness, you can come off a few bucks. Non-tippers deserve to be nut-kicked by a concrete boot. 2. Not controlling your kids It seems everywhere I go these days some wild ass little fucktard is running around a public place (stores…theaters…public parks) bothering otherwise decent folks with their monkey-like annoyance while their parents look on helplessly. Red Foreman would not put up with such behavior. We need more guys like Red Foreman in this world. 3. Driving slow No one likes to be stuck behind the guy who has to slow to a turtle-crawl to make a left turn at a stoplight which only stays green for so many seconds. Turning a vehicle is not a complicated task. If your brain can not function in such a timely manner you should not be allowed to drive. Other people would like to make tha

10 Things That Suck About Being A Guys Sorry Guys .....lol
1) You have to take out the garbage. 2) Being told to put the seat down. 3) No sofas in your restrooms. 4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5) Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years. 7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. 8) You have to wear ties. 9) You can't flirt you way out of a traffic ticket. 10) "Women and children first."

Things That I Wanna Bitch About...
There is a reason that pain rhymes with insane. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Chronic pain is an issue that I deal with. Most days it is like an insect buzzing around my head, slightly annoying but manageable. Bad days feel like a gorilla has put on a pair of 8" stiletto heels and is dancing the Lord of the dance on my lumbar area. Riverdance and Clogging are not things that need to be done to a spine. They say (who ever THEY are) that that which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger. To quote another over used cliche, I now believe that I CAN carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. At least on a day like today it feels as though it is already there. Most people looking at me would probably not notice my "handicappedness" (other than of course the occasional firing on blonde moments) I look normal (whatever that is.) Most days I walk normally. I suppose that could be why most people don't

120 Things About Me
120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... 120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... (001) Your gender: MALE (002) Straight/gay/bi?: STRAIGHT (003) Single?: MARRIED (004) Want to be?: WEALTHY (005) Age?: 29 (006) Age you wish you were?: 22 (007) Your label?: WOODPECKER (008) Your height?: 6FT 1 (009) Your eye color?: HAZEL (010) Any piercings?: 1 LEFT EAR (011) Any tattoos?: 10 DO YOU... (012) Smoke: TO MUCH (013) Drink: LESS THAN I USED TO (014) Do drugs: DAILY (015) Read the newspaper: EVERY CHANCE I GET (016) Talk to strangers who IM you: DONT TALK 2 STRANGERS (017) Like to walk in the leaves:DONT LIKE TO WALK ANYWHERE (018) Take walks in the rain: SAME ANSWER (019) Drive: ALL DAY EVERY DAY (020) Like to drive fast?: I SHOULD BE IN NASCAR (021) Hurt yourself: NEVER ON PURPOSE (022) Have a job: OF COURSE (023) Like who you are: IM MY BIGGEST FAN (024) Consider love a mistake: NO (025) Base your judgement on looks alone:NO (026) Do you like/

Things Have Been Pretty Good, Until
well I got a VIC pretty kewl cause I can go and rate the people who have been kind to me on here, kind meaning points and rates and comments,and life on here has been pretty good until, I asked to level up and ask my friends to help me, most have but you know the ones that haven't? are the ones that post bulletin after bulletin ..HELP ME LEVEL UP only 8100 to rock star (please re post) then in the post something like oh help him he is SO HOT!! help her cause she is my friend and is a sweetheart..mmm Now I have gone on to the pages and I have rated the stuff, and one time this person came to my page and left a comment like this I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE AND HELP YOU LEVEL UP , BUT I SEE YOU HAVE BYE...maybe my ass wasn't tight enough for this person, and I am not "hot" nor do I have little cute puppies and cuddly kitties on my page, but like I said I have helped these people in the past until now,no more if I am going to make Rock Star I will and have mostly done this with the help of my

50 Things To Do During Finals
50 Things to do During Finals 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!'' 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are

Things Cops Figure Out....from Experience On The Job.
- The running speed of a Belgian Malinois is at least twice that of the average out of shape tweaker. If you are going to attempt to outrun one, please calculate the "Rate x Time = Distance" formula ahead of time if you want to avoid getting bit. - If they say they "just met" another person, then they are close friends who just committed a crime and don't want to be implicated with aforementioned friend. Anyone who goes out of their way to acknowledge you is hiding something. Anyone who goes out of their way to ignore you is hiding something. - If you get called to a 911 hang-up and a guy answers the door with a 9 month old child in his arms and says "Oh, the baby must have accidentally dialed it", he means he was just involved in a domestic that he doesn't want you to know about. Sometimes the same guy has a $25k felony warrant as well. - If you borrowed a BMW from a friend it's not unreasonable to expect you to know your friends last name. - If you

100 Things You May Not Have Known About Me
100 Things You May Not Have Known About Me... 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? bud light 2. Do you follow college football? a lil bit 3. Who took this survey before you? sarah 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? lyndsey 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? last week 6. Are you happy? couldnt be happier 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? walmart 8. How do you feel about your hair? hate it 9. Where do you live? for now with my dad in a small ole town 10. Last thing you ate? corndog 11. Want to kick anyone's butt? nah im good 12. Last time you were kissed? yesterday :) 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? a couple 14. AIM or MSN? msn 15. What classes are you taking? HIMS 16. How many hours on average do you work a week? 35-40 17. Who do you like right now? that one special person 18. Do you watch the Olympics? yes 19. Last restaurant you went to? Wendy's

Things Are Alot Better Now
Things are alot better now that my neice moved out ...It is quieter and no more fighting and yelling...We just can not live together, but I do miss her aned my lil great nephew ALOT though...She is like my own kid and he is such a good boy...I just hope she settles down some more and feels better about things too...I love them both with all my heart and it hurt when she left, but that was my chocie...Well I asked her to leave but none the less she will be better off because now the baby has someone to play with and go outside to play with too:D...So Carrie remember I love ya if you read this..Auntie is here if you need a shoulder and remember that ALWAYS....T.

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

8 Things I Hate About Humanity
1. How good a musician Corey Taylor is. You must be from another planet – stop fucking embarrassing the rest of us. 2. The Ontological Argument. (1) I define God to be X. (2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. (3) Therefore, God exists. I don’t really think anything else needs to be said here. Except for maybe to try this out with anything you can think of. Like, try defining a sentient overweight tuxedo-wearing jazz-fag pile of cowshit as X, and see what happens. 3. Black people who demand reparations. Whoa there. Are you seriously demanding money based on events that took place under a different system of morals over 100 years ago? There are two major problems with this. First, the people you’re asking for the money from had NOTHING to do with enslaving the black race. That’s right: just because they’re white devils, doesn’t mean that they contain some kind of inexorable link to the past with white devils in the 1800s. That would be like me demanding money from th

Things That Make U Go Hmmm....
What makes me laugh is some of these headings that people use for their profiles, makes u wonder what some of them mean, other then the ones that r self explanatory LOL.... Hope everyone is having a great nite....Hugs and Kisses to all my lovely people who r reading this ;)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!! 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............ 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutel

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and pass

Things That Go Bump In The Night...
After 6 years of college, vacillating between biology and the social sciences, I finally got a degree in psychology and at one time was a residential counselor at a transitional living program. In normal speak, it's a program that allows people to get back on their feet and become productive individuals in the community. I worked in a residential program with homeless mentally ill substance abusers. And when I wasn't counting psych meds and doing bed checks to make sure nobody OD’d on medication, accidentally or on purpose, I was soothing ruffled feathers. Needless to say, some pretty interesting things happen. One day a week, I work the graveyard shift, and quickly learned that evenings face totally different situations than days. One night a resident came into the office, and she was clearly upset. She informed me that her roommate had a male guest over. It was close to midnite, past visiting hours. Plus, as this older lady discretely put it, she was “having relations” with him

...things I Wonder...
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing? Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Do penguins have knees? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Can you cry underwater? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? How can Da

Things Are Going Ok I Guess.
Well thing's have been ok for the most part . We have been staying at my mother in law's or a few day's and I have to go home tonight to be at my neices Graduation and then drive all the way back to my mother in law's yet tonight . But i just thought i would write and just say hi to everyone and Hope you all have a great weekend and be safe.

Things About Paris That...
you may not have known! 1. She is related by marriage to BOTH Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor (!!!) 2. She dropped out of a private high school in NYC in her junior year, but then got her GED (!!!) 3. The name of the school? The DWIGHT School, which, back in Paris days, was jokingly known as school for "Drunk White Idiots Get High Together"!!!

Things You Will Never Hear A Guy Say!!
No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" is hot. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. I understand. This movie has too much nudity. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Da

Things I Think I Like
I like a lot of different things. Among those is music, so here is a bit of my eclectic collection of CDs that I've gained over the years: 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Tool, A Pefect Circle, Sevendust, Audioslave, RATM, Maroon 5, Tupac, old school Michael Jackson, NIN, Buckcherry, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Limp Bizkit, Hip Hop Hits 5, Sankofa, Guster, Ben Folds, Orgy, Stone Temple Pilots, G&R, Justin Timberlake, Nelly, Usher, Aaliyah, and many more that I can't remember right now....yeah....I'm weird huh:P

105 Things U Might Not Have Known, Or Wanted To Know, About Me
1. Last akward moment? thursday morning at the employee breakfast i busted on someone who dropped something thinking it was someone i actually knew...it wasnt...lol 2. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? i dunno...crushes are so high school 3. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? umm...nope 4. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? nah...im not usually very hungry when im out... 5. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? found a 10 spot laying under the mens pants at work one day...found 35 bucks stuffed in a pair of shorts another time... 6. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes? me lol... 7. Name 3 things that everyone knows: 1) Krissi is AWESOME 2) Goth music is Awesome 3) the sky is blue...unless its night then its black hehe 8. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? go after them...but if they still turn away then fuck em...they werent really a frien

Thinking....
Thinking ahead is one of the best ways to get ahead. Looking forward and planning for the short-term, mid-term and long-term, can provide insight and inspiration, when done carefully and consistently. Another benefit of thinking ahead with forethought is that a clear direction is defined and established, making it easier to stay on the path of progress and reach the goal or objective sooner. Thinking ahead is intelligent and prudent, which is a great way to plan for anything.

3 Things To Think About
Answer me bebe,can I ? Have to get ready for work in a minute and want to know the answer,lol... Yes you can, anytime with anything I put out... Three Things to Think About 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. COWS: Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 2. THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse . . . You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," " Thou Shall Not Com

20 Things Guys Shoud Know!
20 ways to win a girl's heart 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! =) 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance as I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning

Things To Ponder
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. We could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Ho

Thinking About Leaving....
Well friends, I'm thinking about leaving CT for a while and deleting my account. I spend too much time on here and other things, like my school work, are suffering. I haven't completely decided yet...partly b/c I'm addicted to this place, and partly b/c I'm pretty sure that there are some friends on here that once I leave won't have IM and I won't be able to talk to them anymore. :-( In any case, if you still want to keep in touch send me your Yahoo or MSN screen name so that I can add you.

Thinking Back
As the time went by it all seemed like a blur to me most of things that were said and done was all in slow motion, Zachary's mother and I talked about what to do for him as we had no money his grandparents helped us decide he didn't come from this state and I personally didn't want him to be laid to rest here,and then a thought came to both me and his mother, he didn't come from the ground he is not going into the ground, after some thought it was decided to have him cremated so he could be with us forever, and laid to rest with one of us. The time in the hospital was a horrible time as you can well imagine the oddest thing was we had thoughts of donating his organs to someone who might be in need, both me and his mother were thinking that this little boy was so special why not let someone have a part of him and in a some small way have him live on and help someone who might need a second chance, we had decided to do that, hours went by and I was getting upset cause (you might not kno

Thinking Out Loud
I think we all find our selves wondering why it all played out this way.. How dreams come and go. Lost loves found and left alone, finding no place to call home ..As i set hear in the lonely days and endless nights. Thinking of all the questions i didnt ask..Knowing that u are part of my past.. Holding on and letting go, not sure what way to go or where to turn.. Lessons yet to learn and to many bridges burned.. I waite to see if there will ever be the right one for me...

Think That I Am Done Here
Believe that I am going to move into a different realm of real people and honest intentions. Had the opportunity to get back with a lady that had done me wrong, but seemed genuine about the attempt to reconcile. I mummed it, got the response that I did not want so then ignored it. I am going to give it another shot, so I am officially off the market as of this afternoon. CT is becoming a real place of B/S where people hide and say things to and about people that they would never dare in person. I am so put off by the lack of integrity I have seen that it makes me angry, and I can see is having an effect on my integrity too. When something in life ceases to create something more positive than negative it is time to put it down.

Think About This One
Think About This One!!! It is short but very interesting! A car company can move it's factories to Mexico and claim it's a free market. A toy company can out source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it's a free market. A shoe company can produce its shoes in southeast Asia and claim it's a free market. A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim it's a free market. We can buy HP Printers ma de in Mexico .. We can buy shirts made in Bangladesh . We can purchase almost anything we want from 20 different countries. BUT, heaven help the senior citizens who dare to buy their prescription drugs from a Canadian or Mexican pharmacy. That's called un-American! And you think the pharm aceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby? Think again! Forward this to every person you know over age 50. It is an interesting thought. Maybe this is an issue that should come up in the next election! Forget the 50, send it to everyon

Things Will Happen In Your Life That You Can't Stop. That's No Reason To Shut Out The World.
i've gone the opposite direction in amazing myself lately. i'm nearly becoming someone i've always hated, but in a good way. i only hated those people because i was jealous. i mean.. me? jealous? never! its just nuts to me but no matter how bad things seem to get, i still love everything. a few months ago, i still wished i was dead. sure, on occasion i miss my dramatic friendships that ended so suddenly . but i also see that whatever i may have done or said to cause all of it hasn't been mentioned or forgiven, so maybe they weren't really worth it after all. i tried, and i was pushed further, thank you. i did run into some old friends recently that i had been really shitty to and cut out of my life with no warning, but when we sat down to talk, everything was fine. and i was told that they were not good friends to have. hmm.. either way, i've finally been able to let go of the past. not all, but most. i've realized that time is a major part of who i am now. i'm al

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume I
Here are a list of some of the things that piss me off: 1.) People who always say, "Be patient. You won't be alone forever." I am 29 years old, have been through several really bad relationships, a marrige that totally fell apart, and a few bad ones since then. I am through being patient with ANYTHING, you got that? All the ones that tell me to be patient are people that are in relationships. They may not be happy, but they still have someone. They forget what it's like to go to the movies alone, come home to an empty house where the only affection you get is from a cat or a dog. They forget what it's like to go to bed alone every night, just wishing you had someone to share your hopes and dreams, successes and failures, ups and downs with. They forget what it is like to cook for just one person. They forget how much it sucks spending every holiday without someone. They fucking forget it all. 2.) People who are too fucking lazy to spell out words. There is no such thin

Things That Piss Me Off Volume Ii
Continuing from the last blog: 7.) Spoiled mother fuckers that basically live for free. Either mommy and daddy pay for everything or you have someone else that does. You fucking disgust me. Don't know the meaning of an honest dollar or a hard days work. Fuck you and the rocketship you rode in on, that mommy and daddy paid for, you fucking nutwad transformer ass wannabees. 8.) Speaking of wannabees, I fucking hate them too. Look, I am not saying you have to act like your own color, but come the fuck on. You wear pants down past your ass crack, making it look like you are carrying a load of shit in them. You are always holding your nuts, or lack thereof, more than likely just to make sure you still have some. Smell like shit, because you douse yourself in cologne because you are too fucking lazy to take a shower. I guess it's hard to be from middle class white America these days. I live in hickville U.S.A. and mother fockles are pulling this shit. You are white, from the

Things That Piss Me Off. Volume Iii
Continuing.... 13.) Liars. A person is only as good as their word. If you are man or a woman, and you give your word, fucking keep it. I am aware that shit does come up, but if you promise something, be man or woman enough to live up to it. It shows character, and it shows what kind of character you have when you don't keep it. You tell someone that you are going to do something, or you promise to keep a secret, don't fucking betray the other persons trust. Nuff said. 14.) Men that hit women. There is no fucking reason in the world why a man should raise his hand to a woman. Any guy that does this needs his fucking cock ripped off and he should be beaten to the point of death, then let him heal, and for the finale, throw him into a pit of homosexual inmates, and he should be anally impaled and smacked around like the little worthless bitch he is. Fucking cowards. 15.) Prayer not being allowed in school. Regardless of my beliefs, because very few of you know of the st

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Iv
Continuing yet again... 19.) Vegetarians: Alrighty, eating meat is a fucking instinct, not a choice. Broccoli is a side dish, not a main course item. So shove a fucking carrot up your ass you veggie eating cocksucker. 20.) People that don't believe that my tattoo is where I say it is. I am going to post this one time, so fucking deal with it. I for some reason can't seem to post the fucking pic, so email me and I will send you the proof. 21.) People that condemn my cigarette smoking yet go drink a case of beer a night. You are no better than I am. In a way you are still being a filthy fucking hypocritical asshole. Go fuck yourself you drunk anal wart. 22.) Genital herpes commercials. OK, you got genital herpes, that's your fucking problem. We sure as hell don't want commercials where everyone says, "I have genital herpes. To control my outbreaks, I use Valtrex." You just got on national TV and admitted you get fucking outbreaks of damn warts, and pus filled bubbl

Things That Piss Me Off Volume V
and on and on..... 25.) Yahoo messenger: here's the deal with messenger. I log on, and when everything FINALLY gets up, it boots me. Over and over again. And it takes me over an hour to have a conversation that should normally take ten minutes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS??!! I admit I use messenger everyday to talk to friends, but I am to the point where I want to find the "genius" software engineer that came up with this and shove a fucking computer up his fucking cornhole. And if it won't fit, beat the son of a bitch in with a damn sledgehammer. Then when it's all said and done, piss in his face while he's laying on the ground crying like a little bitch. And kick him in the face one last time just for good measure. Ass clown. 26.) People who always ask ASL? OK, for those of you, and I doubt there are few, that don't know what this means, it means, age, sex, and location. Those of you who have been messaging on messengers for years remember when this used to be

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vi
woke up pissed off this morning so I couldn't wait until later to post...... 31.) Teenagers in the mall. Maybe it's just me, but when I go to the mall, I go to shop. I even window shop at times. The point is, I go there to do what I have to do. There is nothing more irritating to me than a group of fucking teenagers standing in the middle of an aisle bullshitting about what's going to happen in school tomorrow. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU SHITHOLE!! Get the fuck out of the aisle, stop blocking people from walking by. You want to hang out, go to the movies, the food court, or the fucking arcade. You will learn later on in life, it is easy to shop and bullshit at the same time. I swear to God, they make me want to take a baseball bat, or a fucking machete to the mall with me and just go apeshit. Some of us go there when we are in a hurry and have to get something. I used to hang at the mall in my younger years, and I always wondered why people got pissed at us hanging around.

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vii
37.) People that post fake pics on myspace. OK people, nobody is going to believe that you are Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. Are you so fucking embarrassed by the way that you look that you have to put a pic on here, preteneding to be something you aren't. Get a fucking clue jackass. If you resemble them, still, put your own pic. Most of the time, it's usually a 400 pound assclown that knows that the only way to get attention is to put a fake pic on there. Nobody is buying it you dumb shit. 38.) Fake people. If you put something in your profile, make sure you are being honest with yourself first. If you put I love strawberries, you better fucking mean it. Don't wait until someone meets you to tell them you hate strawberries. It just really pisses me off when people pretend to be something they aren't. If your profile says you are nice, then you better fucking be nice, and not lie just to meet people. Mine says I am a pervert, which I am, and take great pride in it. Thos

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Viii
Continuing yet again.... 43.) The war in Iraq. I spent 14 months in that shithole. At the start of the war, our fearless leader, President Pussy, said our goal was to get rid of Saddaam and restore a new government. First off, how the fuck do you restore soomething new? Anyways, we have completed the mission over there, yet they still keep our boys and girls over there. Why? It's obvious from the still rising death count, that we don't need to be there anymore. They obviously don't want us there. So let us fucking leave, we did our job. In the last week alone I have lost two friends over there. Found out about the last one late last night. I am tired of losing friends to a war we shouldn't even be involved in anymore. They are on the brink of a civil war over there, and we need to be as far away from that shit as we can be. It's pointless why we are still there. 44.) One reason I won't eat inside a restaruant around here anymore, is everything has gone non smoking.

Th9ink Quick!!
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, And he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, Horseshoe pits, and He'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the Pond. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond To look it Over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices Shouting And laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 Young women Had Parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence And were Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his Presence And they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not Coming Out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come Down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get

Things That Go Bump
ok, so this has nothing really to do with the title. I just felt like using that. I hate seeing empty blog thingys so I'm doing this for no other reason than to have something here. ok, so I guess that's all for now. if I think of anything else I wanna share, I'll add it later. Ciao!

Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back, my husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter as

Things I Have Learned Living In Tennessee:
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN TENNESSEE: *Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. *There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Tennessee. *There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Tennessee plus a couple no one's seen before. *If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. *Onced and twiced are words. *It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. *People actually grow and eat okra. *Fixinto is one word. *There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. *Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! *Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." *DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" *You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. *You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR

The Things You Taught Me I Will Always Know
The things you taught me I will always know. How could I not? The roots have sunk so deep: All lessons of the heart that I will keep No matter who I am or where I go. Kids learn from what their parents are, and so You are my book of life, the thoughts I reap; Only in your arms I quiet sleep; Under my words your voice sings soft and slow. From you I learned the rules of right and wrong Against which I at times had to rebel, Though with regret I carry with me still. How lucky I am to have been loved so well, Even as I pushed against your will, Relying on a father fair and strong. done by christine

Think Before You Scream......
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. > >> > >> Dear Dad: > >> > >> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope > >>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom > >>and >you. > >> > >> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. > >> > >> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her > >>piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is > >>much older >than > >>I am. > >> > >> But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. > >> > >> Stacy said that we will be very happy. > >> > >> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for > >>the whole winter. > >> > >>

Thin Line Between Heaven And Hell
You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell You make it easy to cross 'cause you hide it so well You're so sketchy with the games you play You drag men by the heart in your own special way To you breaking the rules seems fair As long as you get what you want, you just don't care You smile so sweet as you watch them falling Breaking hearts is your true calling This is your game, so lets play by your rules But I'm telling you know darlin', I am nobody’s fool I know your motives and I know them well You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell

Things We Will Never Know
Things that you will never know, is how hard I've tried to let you go. Though devastation's left behind, I often answer...oh me... ..I'm fine. You cannot grasp the heart I gave, our friendship you still could've saved. I sacraficed...I gave all of it, and in return you gave me shit. Things you can't comprehend what hurts the most, is you were my friend. As other's wait for my heart to mend, they ask of me, when will it mend. And since it's been so ever slow, these are things we will never know.

Think Before You Post
Webcams, microphones, and digital cameras allow you to post videos, photos, and audio files online and engage in video conversations. Webcam sessions and photos can be easily captured, and users can continue to circulate those images online. In some cases people believed they were interacting with trusted friends but later found their images were distributed to others or posted on web sites. You may come across offensive or inappropriate images and videos while surfing the web. Use webcams or post photos online only with your parents' and guardians' knowledge and supervision. Ask yourself if you would be embarrassed if your friends or family saw the pictures or video you post online. If the answer is yes, then you need to stop. Be aware of what is in the camera’s field of vision and remember to turn the camera off when it is not in use. Be careful about posting identity-revealing or sexually provocative photos. Don’t post photos of others — even your friends —

Thinking Of.....
me and a few other BBW friends have been thinking about starting a new bbw lounge but none of us can decide on what we should call it ......so gonna call on my friends to help come up with some more ideas for us

Thinking Of
me and a few other BBW friends have been thinking about starting a new bbw lounge but none of us can decide on what we should call it ......so gonna call on my friends to help come up with some more ideas for us

The Things I Do.
Ok so I've been on this site for a couple weeks now.. and well it's a helluva lot better than stupid ass myspace. So whats been going through my mind as I've been sitting here with a migraine on and off for the past couple of days is how many people's pages i've looked at and actually thought they were really ineresting people. I'll admit i've added some just becuase they were hott as hell but they seemed just as interesting. I just hate sending out those gay ass "have a great week/weekend/friday/Monday-tuesday HappyHumpDay Sexy Wet Thristy Thursday comment pictures. It's just sooooooo time consuming trying to find something original that you haven't seen a hundred and one times. Every now and then I will send them out though. I think the best comments come when you actually type them out and just simply say "hey how the fuck are ya?" And yes when people rate my pics I do give them a shout and say Thank You because i was brought up to be polite (as needed) and saying thank you is bein

Thinking Of Mymaster Right Before My Visit Is Due To Happen
You dance through my midnight dreams, so very far away or so it seems,, though all the while Master i am drawing near, Your whisper in the darkness only i can hear. Waves of raw pleasure course through me shaking me to the core, satin thighs parted wide for You pleasure, moisture trails silken flesh of thigh. Letting go of inhibitions has made me what i am , while with just a simple look you have Mastered me completely, and with the touch of your hand, the sound of your voice is all that I hear , for in my world Master there is nothing more right and nothing i want more than to kneel at Your feet and serve Your every wish. In Your eyes myMaster i want nothing but to be pleasing to You. To be all you crave with me, to love You eternally, for in my submission to You i have been set free. Bound by fate, blended with love, reflecting the needs and desires of the O/other in E/each/ O/other, Master i am Yours to play with, Yours for the taking, Yours to command as You wish.

The Things You Taught Me I Will Always Know(happy Fathers Day)
The things you taught me I will always know. How could I not? The roots have sunk so deep: All lessons of the heart that I will keep No matter who I am or where I go. Kids learn from what their parents are, and so You are my book of life, the thoughts I reap; Only in your arms I quiet sleep; Under my words your voice sings soft and slow. From you I learned the rules of right and wrong Against which I at times had to rebel, Though with regret I carry with me still. How lucky I am to have been loved so well, Even as I pushed against your will, Relying on a father fair and strong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We may not shower him with praise Nor mention his name in song, And sometimes it seems that we forget The joy he spreads as he goes along, But it doesn’t mean that we don’t know The wonderful role that he has had. And away down deep in every heart There’s a place that is just for Dad.....

Things That Piss Me Off
Perpetual frowns Boring people When people don't use their indicators Broken toes Someone taking the last of my chocolate Hateful people People that take advantage of kindness Lateness PEOPLE THAT SUCK, BUT ARE TOO LAME TO KNOW IT. Anyone that hurts an animal (Thusly earning the right to be thrown in to a pit of hungry hogs, hog tied) People talking to me while I'm already on the phone Anyone that can not see the rhythm in life, and appreciate the harmony

25 Things I Would Like To Know About You-check This Out!!!!!
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken, and are you happy about it? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. What do you dream about at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, where everything would remain a secret between us, what would you do? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. What is your favorite type of music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me

A Thing Of Ultimate Pride
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outs

The Things Women Will Think Of
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked down between his legs then back at him and said, 'Well... Last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. 'This is your grandma's idea.

100 Things About Me
100 Things About Me From a concept and project by The Yankee Blogger (This was completed in Nov 2002) 1 - I love red meat. 2 - My top 3 list, IN THIS ORDER is 1 - a great massage, 2 - a really good steak & then tied for third - good sex & peaceful sound sleep. 3 - I have been in love 3 times. The second being the most serious. 4 - My favorite female names are Leah, Megan & last but not least, the name of my 2nd love (I'm not saying her name so that it doesn't get used by someone else). 5 - There are as many people that know me by Sal Meatballs as there are that know my real name. 6 - I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of legally changing my name to Sal Meatballs. 7 - My driver's license was recently restored after being suspended for 13 years. 8 - Few people know that I have a VERY romantic side. 9 - I can be very lazy & often procrastinate way too much. 10 - I would love to have super powers. 11 - I am VERY stubborn & hardheaded. 12 - I hate domestic cats & love big ca

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? >2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? >3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? >4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? >5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller >machines? >6. How did a fool and his money GET together? > >7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? >8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? >9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? >10. What's another word for thesaurus? >11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? >12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam? >13. Why is abbreviation such a long word? >14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? >15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? >16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes? >17. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they t

Things Are Not Always What They Seem!
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem." The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, sh

Thinkin Of Him
thinkin of u makes me smile, not quite sure it will be worthwhile, been through too much in the past, to ever think that this might last, so kiss me now before it all fades, a moment like this i wouldnt trade, if someday i must lose again. it will have been my pleasure being your friend!

Thinking All Day
Did someone tell you the truth but YOU thought it was a lie? (did I say that correctly?) You kn ow that your corrrct and you know it's a lie no matter how you look at it! So when will you that your correct or if your wrong? P.S. This has nothing to do with know one on CT

Things That Make You Wonder If You Know What Your Really Doing.
This has some good points but also some bad points about the past few days. I know, I didn't blog on the days I was off. :( This will make up for it. Friday, we were getting ready to get my parents over here the next day to work on the new porch. I had my doubts about the way it was going to look, but then again I had to trust not only my husband, but the "masters" of carpentry. It's a good size porch which I can actually move around. So Saturday rolls around and we get started on the porch. Who would have guessed my mom and I would be making a trip (make that two) to two different hardware stores that morning. I was getting bored since it seemed like my mom and I were just watching them work, so I kept making bee lines toward the house to see if my phone had any text messages. So, later after the crew (my parents and their neighbor) had left for the day I sent pictures of the old/new porch to a friend of mine. He got a good laugh when he thought the old rickety one was the new one

Think Ya Know Us Aussies Give This A Go
THINK YA KNOW US AUSSIES GIVE THIS A GO BET YA CANT GET MORE THEN 5 ANSWERS RIGHT BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW YOUR SCORE I GOT 19 CORRECT!!!!!!!! http://smartasses.org/cgi-bin/quiz/aussiequiz.cgi

Thinking All Night
I was up half the night thinking about a mumm from yesterday. I dont usually keep thinking about online stuff after Ive turned off my computer but this one made me think. I dont feel like going to get the link so I will paraphrase. It basically asked if life was overrated, and I did answer. Oh fuck it Ill go get my response I dont wanna misquote myself. LOL! My first comment: 2007-06-20 19:51:40 #12 of 33 Personally, I think MY life is overrated. Some people have LOTS of good things in their lives. Family, friends, etc. For thos epeople, life is great. If you lived one day in my shoes, you would understand. My second comment: 2007-06-20 20:02:57 #30 of 33 For the record, I dont suffer from depression or anything of that nature, and I dont plan on going out and killing myself or anyone else just because my life is shit. And as I said *MY* life is over rated. Also, I think that the comment in the other mumm was meant as a smartass answer, or something that r

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
1.Innovative 2.preliminary 3.proliferation 4.cinmon Things that are vey difficult to say when drunk 1.specificity 2.Anticonstintlistically 3.Passive, aggressive disoder 4.transufstantiate Things that are downm right impossible to say when drunk 1.Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2.Nope, no more booze for me! 3.Sorry,butyour're not my type 4.Taco bell? no thanks,I'm not hungry 5.Good evening,Officer,I'sntlovely out tonight. 6.Oh,Icould'nt!no wants to hear me sing koraioke. 7I'm not intrestedin fighting you 8.Thank you , but i won't attempt to dance.I have no cordation,and I'd hate to look like a fool. 9.where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road I refuse to pee in this parking lot 10.I must be going now as i have tro work in the morning

Things Must Change
Things Must Change By: Ashley "Friends Forever," we said Together until the end We share everything with eachother You are my best friend When I am sad, you're by my side When I am scared you feel my fear You are my best support If I need you, you are there You are the greatest friend You always know what to say You make everything seem better as long as we have each other Everything will be okay Somewhere along the way we slowly drifted apart I was here, you were there It tears a hole in my heart Things are changing Our cheerful music reversed its tune It's like having salt without pepper A sun without a moon Suddenly we were miles apart Two different people with nothing the same It's like we haven't been friends Although we know deep in our hearts Neither one of us is to blame You have made new friends And luckily so have I But that doesn't change the heart The loss of our friendship makes me cry As we grow older, Things must change But the don'

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man :)
Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man... That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Things NOT to say to a naked woman... Cool, I've never been t

Thinking Of You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking of you night and day,I wasn't expecting you to leave this way.I came home you wasn't here,now i'm sitting here shedding tears.I cry so much till it hurts,I'm sitting here feeling like a jerk.I loved the way you held me tight,letting me know everything would be alright.I'm sad don't know what to do,All I know is that I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think About This
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is GUY TALKING... IT'S 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chi

16 Things To Do In Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudl

6 Things About Me...
1. I am an emotional hemopheliac. I cry when overstimulated, which really doesn't take much... I transcend the even the usual "goober" standards- I cry at a wide spectrum of stuff- anything from a stirringly senitimental peanut butter commercial to Sailor Moon. 2. I have unbearably low taste in movies and music. As a matter of course I really actually like very bad movies, as well as embracing mediocre and "meh- ok" -ish flicks. Good movies make me super swoon, but for the most part it takes something to be exceeding horrid for me to not go- yeah, it's a'right :) *as an addendum to this I am no longer allowed to usually choose movies when in social settings. I oppressed Donny with Barbarella, Jenny, Tash & Scott with The Witches of Sappho Salon, Tash with Jeeper Creepers, and Crissy with Cadet Kelly- She could have made me turn it off but I didn't get Disney at my house, and she was being polite, same goes for my watching raptly the Lizzie McGuire Movie @ Tash's* 3. I have a t

6 Things That Make Me All Grrrr! ;p
I was tagged, and not even in that fun sweaty twisted limb-cooing-whimper- giggle squeal way by Crissy to do this... so here goes (prepare for bizarre neurosis & idosynchratic pattern): 1. I like to keep my pennies seprate from the rest of my change. I have a lil' purple heart shaped plastic Powerpuff Girls change purse just for the pennies. I keep the quarters, dimes and nickles in my regular wallet. Don't know why, but I feel all "grr" when they intermingle. Coin segragation is rough... but someone has to be oppressed. Yes, cashiers do give me the "WTF?" face when I crack open the PPG sack of penny dewm... Maybe I'm too young to be that lil' old exact change lady... *for once I'm early for something!* 2A. Like Clementine in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" I find the word nice a wholly inadequate descriptive for anything. I use it rarely, and find it like boiled white potatoes... blah, and meal-y paste-ish goo that serves as a functional & genial social spackle...

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

Things Fall Apart
Things Fall Apart When your life, is at its best, things fall apart. When it seems, you can't lose, things fall apart. When all is dim, yet hopeful, things fall apart. Finally, when all seems well, and ground lost has been regained, things still fall apart. B.G.

Thinking Out Loud.
I like the way you make me smile The way you dry my tears with laughter The way you give up sleep to be there for me The way have to be so sweet The way I can't stop thinking about you at the same time I'm scared as hell I don't want to trust . I want to hate guys I want to just lay and cry at night I want to try and make myself believe that I'm ok When I know i feel like i walked off of a cliff and I'm falling falling really far and I'm hittin bottom and its hurtin like hell My Hearts been shattered like glass && I don't know what to do about it I hurt I'm angry I'm happy I'm sad I'm giddy I'm warry I'm single I'm just me and thats all I can be. By me This is just me thinking out loud I dont really know what else to say its like not even makeing sense anymore. I mean I'm so confused and frustrated. so yea yall can comment if ya want . P.s. This is Like Old Lol the Poem

Things Not To Say On A First Date
1.You're fine for a girl with body odor. 2.Do you shave? 3.How much do you actually weigh? 4.You look pretty old for your age. 5.Can you pay for the bill, I'm kind of broke. 6.Thanks for lending me your car, I only wrecked it a little. 7.Why did you get your shoes out of that dumpster out there? 8.Do you wear deodorant? 9.Will you marry me? 10.Oh man, got any Ex-Lax? 11.Do you wipe your butt? 12.Do you like someone else like another girl? 13.Can I kiss your face? 14.Since you have a car, can you drop me off at Charter Beacon? 15.I think you are ugly.

62 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. is it in? 2. That's it? 3. You've got to be kidding me. 4. (Phone rings) hello? Oh nothing and you? 5. Do I have to pay for this? 6. Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7. You look better in the dark. 8. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 9. Don't tell my husband/wife. 10. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 11. This sucks. 12. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 13. I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 14. I think you might get the job for this. 15. Did I tell you, I have herpes? 16. Hurry up, the games about to start. 17. Can I have a ride home after this? 18. Are those real? 19. By the way, I want to break up. 20. Haven't you ever done this before? 21. You're so much like your sister.... 22. What's your name again? 23. Do I have to be here in the morning? 24. I think my dad is listening at the door. 25. Smile for the camera, honey!!! 26. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 27.

11 Things I Really Hate What Woman Say
1. oh iam very hounest then you find them in a lie. 2. oh i want someone that is hounest then when you are they cant stand it. 3. oh we can be friends. 4. oh iam not like all woman then you find them to be like all the rest. 5. oh can you buy me this and dont stop asking for things like gold diggers are. 6. oh iam not cheating on you then you find them in bed with someone else. 7. i really hate when they say i love you and dont mean it like its a word to be toss around. 8. i really hate when someone filrts with you becuse you never no if they like you or not then you get hurt in the end. 9. i really hate when you want to meet up they alwasy make up something. 10. and this is the very woser of all any woman can say and do is i still love my bf even tho he treats me like shit hits me talk down to me takes my money cheats on me. 11. i really hate when they do find someone nice and sweet and that well do them right they dont want that guy but they do want the one that beats them

Things You Probably Don't Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The spot on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww). 1

Things That Make Me Laugh
1. My kids. They keep me rolling everyday. My daughter is too smart for her own good. She knows words that I have to look up in the dictionary. She is totally honest with everyone and has told me that my butt looks to big in a pair of pants and that a skirt I own is to short for a mom to wear. She is a miniature version of me in every way. She has no mouth filter and when a thought pops into her little blonde head it pours out of her mouth. It’s one of her best qualities. We have no secrets from each other as it should be. Now my son, he is a trip. He is a typical boy: rough, loud and does not listen to a word I say. But he has his sweet moments like when he laughs. His laugh is so pure and when I hear it my heart breaks with love. When I cry (and I am not such a cold hearted vindictive bitch..I do cry, a lot) he comes over wipes away my tears like I do for him and tells me “It’s ok momma I love you”. So does not help me when I’m trying to stop crying. The day they came

Things My Mother Taught Me...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!" 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." 7. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're ju

45 Things A Girl Would Die For
45 things a girl would die for 1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. *** ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. KEEP READING 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. **** 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. FIGHT BACK. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. =) ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-Hug her and say "i love you" when you see her, but only if you mean it. 17-Kiss her unexpectedly. **** 18-Hug her from behind. **** 19-Tell her shes beautiful. 20-Tell her the way you feel about her. OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hu

10 Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk! 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Things I Have Learned
You love at a cost. A cost of getting hurt, but we all go back to love in the long run. Do we like being hurt? No, but love is an everyday occurance and in order to love fully, we must endure the pain. You can't MAKE someone love you. All you can be is yourself and hope you are the person that person can love or learn to love. Giving up a person is a hard thing to do. It's easier to walk than to run. Meaning take one step at a time. You endure less pain that way. Never look back when walking away. If something was meant to be, it will happen again eventually. Crying is good for the soul. Cry everynight and wake up feeling refreshed. Nothing is guaranteed in life. All, these are a few truisms I have reflected on tonight as I was sitting in a bar by myself. I started out feeling sorry for myself and the life I have but then I reflected on these above statements and realize I can't change much. I can only be me. I can't make anyone like me. And I don't plan on chan

Thinkin
everyone is trying to figure out what to put in the place where my 9 brothers died. i was thinkin as i sit and talk to a couple of freinds on line, and i think that a park with a memorial should be placed there along with changing the name of that street to the charleston 9 blvd. lots of ppl have simular ideas but i think this shuld have lots of time and thaught put into it. i think that every fireman in s.c. should be honored becuase their the ones who have taught us more than any ook could ever teach. when youre sitin at the table in the mornings and afternoons talking to the older guys and they tell the stories about burning buildings downtown back in the day before we had all this nice equipment, its eye opening and cool. the stuff they tell you will be used someday, mabe not today or tomarrow but ya never know when. i can remember while listening to mr. earl drayton talk he would tell me to notice all the sounds around me in a burning building becuase when things go bad they go ba

Things I Want You To Know
* When you are lonely, you have my hand to hold. * When you are unhappy, you have my shoulder to cry on. * When your day is gloomy, you have my smile to brighten it up. * When you have been hurt, you have hugs for comfort. * Whenever you need me, I'm always here.

Things On Mind
I had to come in and post something on here to get rid of alittle frusteration. Today's been such a miserable fuckin day my gosh lol. I can't remember the last time having a day like this. There are some things going on right now and was hoping to talk to a friend on here but that person wont respond :(. Also moving in the next day or 2 so things are gettin g pretty hecktic with that. Wanna work on some more projects but not sure what to work on...grrrr, can't think, my head's off the ground here haha. well...cya peeps around, just had to let it out.

10 Things I Hate About People....
10 Things I Hate (ACTUALLY DISLIKE, I AM NOT A HATEFUL PERSON) About Everyone...Damn, I love sarcasm 10. People who have selective amnesia....you know those people who remember EVERYTHING someone does to them but conveniently forget most or EVERYTHING they do or say to other people. ....There's NO SHAME in admitting you are wrong and that you've wronged somebody. 9. The DOUBLE STANDARD people....similar to #10 but you know the ones who like to point the finger of blame, but NEVER do no wrong, the ones who when you tell them about themselves wanna ask, '...so you gonna point fingers...???' ... muffuga, be willing to take what u dish out...don't be a hypocrite 8. The shit talking tough guy/girl, who can't stand to take shit off of people...NOW HOLD UP...you so tough right? You can snap on the best of them right? no one better f*** with you right? But the minute you meet your match, you ball up like plastic in heat , or you wanna take sh*t personal, or cut them of

Think Before Talk
What i see here on CT is like a propaganda site for the beautifull USA, everything is wonderfull overthere, everybody in the world needs the USA you think,this world would be so lost without the USA. The American dream as it used to be was a great dream, the American dream of the last years is only a dream of destruction. Destruction in various country's in the world just for the sake of economics ( oil!!!!!)or just to dominate other people. Your goverment claims to operate for world peace, hahaha you just act like the a modern Roman Empire with your nice and allways friendly and well educated leader Mr. Bush. Everything in the USA is focussed on being the # 1, on the sportfield, in school, in work, in relationships. There seem to be no room for the rest, dont think about what happens to others just me the # 1.What about refugees, what about the people of Tibet,what about gay people, what about black people, what about your veterans? If this is all so wonderfull tell me something befo

Things A Man Should Never Do To Me If He Love Me
things a man should never do to me if he love me.. dont hurt me .. dont dissapoint me.. dont push me away.. dont make me lose my trust and believe on u.. dont lie to me .. be there for me when i need u like i will be there for u.. show me ur love and dont just say it.. dont give other women more of ur attention.. dont try to tell me what to do if u cant do what i tell u.. if u do all that then i am gone and will not come back

Things I Wanna Try/do In My Lifetime!!!
Category: Blogging I have no idea what a blog is....I guess I am going to save some of my useful/use less 411 here. Yes, I said, "MY". My piece of paper. It is torn, wrinkled, can barely read it. I can't find it when I am looking 4 it. I am sick of finding it. Here goes my blog, blog, blog, blog, blog::::: Things I wanna try/do in my lifetime: 1. SkyDive 2. Write an/educational fun kids book (with my daughter). 3. Take Kayla to a Dude Ranch/Resort. 4. Shoot a real gun @ a range. 5. Shoot a riffle. 6. Bunjee Jump 7. Take a Trapezee class. 8. Sledding on a block of ice . 9. Sledding on a sandhill. 10. Ride a Segway. 11. Be in a Rap Music Video in a Bikini. 12. Visit the Playboy Mansion & of course say, "Hi" to old man Heff. 13. Be in a commercial or a small part in a movie. 14. Own/design my own clothing business. 15. Go to Italy. 16. Own a summer home. Has to be a HOT place on a beach. 17. Teach my daughter to ride a Harley.

Thinking
SITTING HERE ALL ALONE NOONE CALLIN THE PHONE SO MANY MISTAKES MADE BAD MEMORIES THAT WONT FADE MISS THE FEELING OF WALKING ON AIR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS HAPPY...ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE HAS PEOPLE THAT WANT TO BE AROUND THEM WHEN WILL I BE HAPPY AGAIN? JUST LONELY TODAY AND WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. I GOT MY JUGGALO FAMILY NEAR AND FAR BETWEEN AND THEY DOWN WITH MY WICKED SHIT THEME SOMETIMES YOU NEED THE SUFFERING THE FIGHTING AND THE BICKERING LOCKED IN A BOX WITH A LIGHT TO STARE INTO AND LOSE YOUR SIGHT A BROKEN PERSON FALLING DOWN RISING UP TO BE A CLOWN BY MAJICK NEDEN

Things Told To Us As Children...
As children we are told many different things that we take for granted, and never believe the Adults that told them to us. For example: 1. When parents said to you while whipping your ass, "This hurts me more than it hurts you." I am a mother now, and i completely understand it. It kills me to punish my child and see the looks on their face, though it has to be done. 2. When everyone said "Don't wish to grow up, cause when your grown, you wish you were young again." This is sooooooo true, but of course when your young, you don't listen. 3. How about how everyone says "I will not be like my parents say the things they said, when I have kids." I find myself constantly saying my fathers words when i'm getting onto my children. Its just Hereditary........ No matter how hard you try not to, it just happens. 4. When they told you "Don't knod your head, they can't hear anything rattling." I now know how annoying it is when your trying to have a conversation with yo

Things Have A Way Of Making You Wonder I Guess
I have been thinking about a great friend of mine that I love as a sister. She has two kids, and is unmarried, and she recently moved closer to me, which I think her mother counted as one of her blessings that her daughter had moved close to me. What gets me, is that this friend, lives in a place that is run-down, the electricity in the house isn't worth the rent she pays, she has basically gone through the house and making small repairs here and there. First her A/C went out. The landlord supposedly came out (while friend was at work) with an A/C guy to "fix" the A/C and yet it wasn't fixed automatically. Then after that she had electricity problems this week where her power was cutting off and back on. That is a hazard especially if you are living in that place and have kids. I have told her she could come over here with the kids and stay until they can get that fixed but she won't do it. Thinking she wants to wait and see what happens. You have to realize that she doesn't depend on

Things You Wish You Could Say At Work
40 things you'd love to say outloud at work... 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but, I don't understand a damn word you're saying 10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the

Thinking Story
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy With the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are SO unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identifi

35 Things Women Should Know About Men
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. 2. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 6. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". 7. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. 8. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 9. Don't stay because you think "it will get better". 10. You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. 12. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. 13. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? 14. Always have

30 Things Men Should Know About Women
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they will find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them

Things I Need To Get Off My Chest....
O.K. As MOST Of You Are already aware, im single...but thats just the beginning...i pride myself on remaining friends with 98% of my ex's, and i hope this is no exception...if it is, then so be it...but anyway...back to the task at hand I will admit i still love lacushion but i realize now love isnt enough, it should be but we all know life is never clear cut. nor is it easy to understand..it is what it is life..we go on and so does life ing once i get this out ill feel better having been able to share my deepest feelings with all of ct (god i must really love attention huh?) but seriously my love for him may never die..but it WILL change, alot of things have been said and done that cant be taken back some in anger some in frustration but said and done none the less, and words in anger can never be taken back..so a note to those of u watch what u say and do when angry it WILl haunt you..unless u have no soul, in which case ignore that last note... but the rest of you may

Things To See In Canada
The CN tower is a communications and tourist tower standing 553.33 meters (1,815 ft 5 in) tall. Since its completion in 1976, it has been the worlds tallest free-standing structure. It is considered the signature icon of the city of Ontario attracting more than two million international visitors annually. I think this picture dramatically shows the size and symmetry of this architectural beauty. CN originally referred to "Canadian National", the railway company that built the tower. Following the railway's decision to divest non-core freight railway assets, prior to the company's privatization in 1995, the CN Tower was transferred to the Canada Lands Company (CLC), a federal Crown corporation responsible for real estate development. Since local residents wished to retain the name CN Tower, the abbreviation is now said to expand to Canada's National Tower, rather than the original Canadian National Tower; however, neither of these are commonly used. Anyway, that's a little back

Things Are Looking Up
Well last week wasnt very good at all. So i had to go out of town, due to a family emergency. And now im home, feels good to be home after a long week of worry and upset. But at the same time, feels like i should still be there with my family. My sister is in the hospital, went there sunday and still is ther e now. Im very glad to say though that shes doing much better. So hopefully July will be a much better month. Heres to a great summer for one and all.

Things We Often Forget.....
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!* WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE CRIES -HOLD HER FACE IN YOUR HANDS, LOOK INTO HER EYES, THEN HUG HER. WHEN YOU CUDDLE -HOLD ONTO HER

Thinking Is All
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded...

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man... That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Things NOT to say to a naked woman... Cool, I've never been t

4 Things About Me..!!!!!!
A) Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Heavy equipment operator 2. Asst. Office Manager at a construction Co. 3. Dry cleaners manager 4. Criminal Justice B) Four places I have lived: 1. Shreveport, Louisiana 2. Memphis, Tennessee3. Searcy, Arkansas4.Ft. Lauderdale,Florida C) FOUR TV SHOWS I LIKE TO WATCH 1. CSI 2. Without A Trace 3. The Unit 4. NCIS D) Four Places I've Been on Vacation: Never go on vacations, but in long ago past 1. Dauphin Island,Alabama2. Biloxi,Mississippi 3. Golden Gate,Florida4. Dallas, Texas E) FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS: 1. Steak( Ribeye) 2. Mexican 3. Catfish 4. Coconut Cream Pie F) I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW: 1. Secluded Island 2. On the river camping 3. A road trip to anywhere 4.At a lake house cabin in the woodsG) G)MY BEST FRIENDS 1. Vickie 2. Peggy 3. Rhonda 4.June H) Four places I like to shop 1. Wal Mart 2. Dollar General 3.Old Navy 4. K-Mart

Things Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 3. See if they could finally do the splits. 4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 10. Finally find that damned G-spot. Things Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day 1. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 2. Get a blow job. 3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 4. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 5. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 6. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 7.

Think Of It!
DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDN'T TILL NOW Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this.... Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." Here are some men and women who mocked God: John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, b

14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married
1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have... 2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you... 3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later... 4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation? 5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies... 6. Men: Get rid of those "How to Get Girls Even Though You're Poor and Ugly' books. They never work anyway... 7. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the 'No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don't mind...? 8. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold any bits in... 9. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it's too much effort to keep sayi

10 Things You Dont Know About Women
1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy. 2. Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its farmland. So we're ﬁne with you picking up the tab. And after about three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even. 3. Women like porn, too. We just hate it when you hide the porn. 4. Women remember everything . Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend where you met. She won't tell you it was at a party. She'll say it was a Thursday, she had just come from dinner, where she ate a veggie burger, and she was wearing her friend Cathy's pink top, which was big on her because Cathy is a big girl. You were wearing a blue button-down, drinking a Jack and Coke with two straws, and talking to Bill, that mutual friend. She waved and

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Whi

Things That Make My Heart Sing
A soft kiss A strong hug The sun on my face A thunderstorm A good glass of wine The rain on my eyelashes A gentle touch A firm hand The breeze in my hair A smile A laugh The love in my man’s eyes A joyful cry A content sigh The grass between my toes A cloudy day A porch swing The haze on the mountain A kite on a string A heart full of love The ocean

Things I Been Through
im 22 years old been a gang member been a drug dealer, been an str8 hustler and a robber all that before i was 18. lost one of my good friends to one of the big homies to the set we belonged to, and that was str8 out of high school, stole cars and robbed niggas at school,callled the principal out to catch my fade, i was a fuck up but then i learned when i turned 21,i lost another close friend of mines, 2 of my uncles and my grandma, which she passed the day before i turned 22. life's too short for me to keep fuckin up. but now im 22 the people that cared most about me are gone and now im pretty much on my own everyday i wake up wondering whos next and i stay in the wrong area for my background .

Things That Irritate A Sane Person
Things that irritate a sane person 1. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 2. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 3. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 4. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" 6. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. 7. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 8. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 9. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 10. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 11. The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 12. There are always one or two ice cubes that

Think About This
"Whisper" Catch me as I fall Say you're here and it's all over now Speaking to the atmosphere No one's here and I fall into myself This truth drives me Into madness I know I can stop the pain If I will it all away [Chorus:] Don't turn away (Don't give in to the pain) Don't try to hide (Though they're screaming your name) Don't close your eyes (God knows what lies behind them) Don't turn out the light (Never sleep never die) I'm frightened by what I see But somehow I know That there's much more to come Immobilized by my fear And soon to be Blinded by tears I can stop the pain If I will it all away [Chorus] Fallen angels at my feet Whispered voices at my ear Death before my eyes Lying next to me I fear She beckons me Shall I give in Upon my end shall I begin Forsaking all I've fallen for I rise to meet the end [Chorus x3] Servatis a pereculum. Servatis a maleficum

Things To Do At Wal-mart
. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's buggy. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciousl

2 Things I Want To Do.
Before the day after labor day I hope to do these 2 things. 1. drive out of the city. 2. Get another tattoo. (probably Abraxas since i keep saying that is what i want.) If i save my money and curb my spending I think I can accomplish these two goals.

Think About It And Tell Me What U Think
1) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 2) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't meanthey don't love you with all they have. 3) A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 4) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right besides them knowing you can't have them. 5) Never frown,even whenyou are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 6) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 7) Don't waste your time on a man/ woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 8) Maybe God wanted us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 9) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 10)There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep trusting and just be mor

Things Are Not Always What They Seem
Scarce any Tale was sooner heard than told; And all who told it, added something new, And all who heard it, made Enlargements too, In ev’ry Ear it spread, on ev’ry Tongue it grew. Alexander Pope

6 Things That Really Turn Women Off
6 Things That REALLY Turn Women Off >IMPORTANT: If you want to get a COMPLETE, in- depth education on the topic of meeting and attracting women, then make sure you check out all of my different education programs HERE: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=H9ZZZV&lid=1&ll=1 ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Greetings, I'm considering investing in your program, but I have a question for you before I do. Essentially, I'm no longer looking to hook up with women left and right. In fact, I think I've met "the one," but I'm having trouble making her realize this. I've been pursuing her for about five months (during part of which time she was away at school, but we kept in regular contact, at first through e-mail and, later, over the phone), and I get the sense that she's very guarded about relationships. She's *very* goal oriented (which is one of the many things I love about her, BTW), and therefore very busy, and - I suspect - she's bee

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Rule #1 If you open this you GOTTA take it. Rule # 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks Rule #3: Only answer True or False Q: Been arrested?--> False Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?--> False Q: You like someone?--> True Q: Held a snake?--> True Q: Been suspended from school?--> False Q: Kissed in the rain?--> True Q: Sang in the shower?-->True Q: Sat on a roof top?--> True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?--> True Q: Broken a bone?-->True Q: Shaved your head?--> False Q: Played a prank on someone?--> True Q: Had/have a gym membership?--> False Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry?-->True Q: Shot a gun?-->True Q: Donated Blood?-->True Q: Had your heart broken?-->True ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with?---> Byrd 2. last person you texted?--> I don't text 3. You were in a car with?-->Byrd and my dad 4. Went to the movies with?--

10 Things Children With Autism Wish You Knew
By Ellen Notbohm South Florida Parenting Some days it seems the only predictable thing about it is the unpredictability. The only consistent attribute, the inconsistency. There is little argument on any level but that autism is baffling, even to those who spend their lives around it. The child who lives with autism may look "normal," but his or her behavior can be perplexing and downright difficult. Today, the citadel of autism, once thought an "incurable" disorder, is cracking around the foundation. Every day, individuals with autism show us they can overcome, compensate for, and otherwise manage many of the condition's most challenging aspects. Equipping those around our children with a simple understanding of autism's most basic elements has a tremendous effect on the children's journey towards productive, independent adulthood. Autism is an extremely complex disorder, but we can distill it to three critical components: sensory processing difficulties, speech/language delays

Thinking Of You
I cried a few tears for you today, because you went away. I watched you walk in the door, just before my tears began to pour. Thought about your smile, and how you was with me for awhile. Loved when you touched my hair, what I felt was too much to bare. Your on my mind all day long, I hear you in every song. Wanting to hear your voice, loving you was all my choice. Just before bed I will pray, that you will be with me one day.

44 Things To Do At The Grocery Store
44 Fun Things to Do in a Supermarket Open up a loaf of bread and make yourself a sandwich. Take it to the checkout lane and see how much they charge you for it. Tell them you added extra mayo. Go to the customer service desk and ask where the whisk brooms, Vaseline, and duct tape are located. Spike the fruit salad. Squeeze the Doritos. Tell the manager you lost your son, somewhere near the dairy aisle. Try to purchase one grape. Repeat until the laughter subsides and they feel obligated to start charging you. Order a dozen live lobsters and set them free throughout the store. (After removing the rubber bands from their claws, of course.) Fill a shopping cart with watermelons. Get more carts and fill them with other heavy products. See if you can barricade another customer inside one of the aisles. (Try to capture an old lady, they're slower than the rest of us.) Order ten pounds of corned beef at the deli counter, sliced extra thin. Walk away during

Think About This For A Minute......
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain be

13 Things Pms Stands For
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF MY FAVORITE ONE 13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

50 Things To Do In An Elevator.. Another Tapper Had This.. I Had To 'borrow' And Repost It.. Lmao
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. low your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and as

33 Things About You..
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 33 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. simple things.lol 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to work for a secret branch of the gov. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. nothing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. lamon-aid 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. tomato 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. GRAY'S 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 7.)A. Picese 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. NO but want some.. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. Smoking 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.

10 Things I Love About Xander
1. His Smile 2. His giggle 3. His attempt to roll over 4. His "cubby cheek" play time 5. How he can just melt my heart with one smile 6. How he makes me complete 7. How when Im sad he'll cry to make me look at him then giggle 8. How he'll scream if my dad holds him but when i take him he lets out a cute little sigh and giggles 9. How he makes faces at my dad 10. How no matter what is going on he seems to make my life worth while

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so I've been thinking lately about the things I want in a guy... and i'm not really talking looks or exterior things.... ~i could care less if you have money or not.... there are so many things to do without money... i like long walks or watching a flick... (i own many) reading... we can read the same book... talk about it... ~i have no issues with a guy playing video games... i own a ps2. i'll find other ways to occupy my time while you play. depending on the game.. i'll play too! ~we don't always have to do the same things while we are in the same room.... ~i want a guy who thinks of me as his ray of sunshine... that girl who brightens up his day when he thinks about me.... even if he is having the shittiest day... ~a guy who txts me random stuff... just to say he's thinking of me. ~a guy who will tell his friends he met an amazing girl that makes him happy... not just in bed but because i'm an amazing woman. ~i want a guy who will tease about my morning hair but remember

Things That Make You Go..hmmmm
hey yall, what's up? not much going on here. been tryin to stay busy lately since i aint got the internet back yet. once i do get it back i am gonna get dsl. that way i can be on the puter as long as i want i miss yall and cant wait to talk to everyone again. well i dont know what all to say except that i just wanted to say hi to yall. love always, amanda aka mandy xoxoxox

~ Think Before You Show Off ~
hehe i don't know if this was true or a set up but this stupid ass was getting out of his car and riding on it like some kids do now days except this time a dude jumps in and steals his car hehe What a dumb ass.

Think Before You Speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety

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The things that I remember, The things that make me bleed, The things that got me sipping brew, and smoking all this weed. The things that make me humble, The things that make me learn, The very things brewing in my pot, thats why I burn. Because yes its my freedom, Because I have no fear, Because I can't remember whats its like to shed a tear. Not because I am brave, Not because I'm insane, But because the Lord told me he will heal me of all my pain. Yes I will struggle, Yes I will strife, Yes I will hustle, Yes this is life. Still my children be brave, Keep your fears sealed, Because the Lord assures me, theres nothing that can't be healed. So you praise his name, So you bow and pray, But do you ever put your faith in him, as you sit and you say, Prayers told to thee, Prayers told to thieves, So thieves stole em', rearranged em' and told them to me. So sleep deep and breath, Heavenly thoughts of Eve And eventually heaven will take you into her heavenly dr

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the thing abouts moving to arizona is that everything is changing and its not a bad thing with the exception me still looking for work everything else is actually coming together but for some reason i don't feel like i've gotten all my loose ends tied up personally and that kind of saddens me i know that a lot of it i'm not going to be able to fix but i'd like to fix what i can other then that all is well if any one has some free time and wants to be brave enough to enter my room i could use some help packing and boxes lots of boxes not just for me but for Jon as well. any way that's about it i'll give some more details when i have them or if their requested because really other then what's here i don't feel like i need to share any thing more in a blog.

The Thing About Moving To Arizona
the thing abouts moving to arizona is that everything is changing and its not a bad thing with the exception me still looking for work everything else is actually coming together but for some reason i don't feel like i've gotten all my loose ends tied up personally and that kind of saddens me i know that a lot of it i'm not going to be able to fix but i'd like to fix what i can other then that all is well if any one has some free time and wants to be brave enough to enter my room i could use some help packing and boxes lots of boxes not just for me but for Jon as well. any way that's about it i'll give some more details when i have them or if their requested because really other then what's here i don't feel like i need to share any thing more in a blog.

The Things That Drive Me Fucking Crazy
The things that drive me fucking crazy 1. Driving under the speed limit people speed up or get off the road and let the rest of us by apparently your not in any hurry anyway 2. Not turning right on red when there no reason to sit there move it less its posted no turn on red 3. People quit turning left out of the center lane when there’s a left turn lane what is wrong with you 4. When there an object in your lane stop and wait for on coming traffic to clear before you go around it I drive a big truck next time ill hit you 5. Construction PERIOD .!!!!!! Fucking orange barrels or cones every where shit I’m starting to see them in my sleep and what’s up with the jolly old fat men with there ass cracks hanging out DAMN pull up your fucking pants crack kills lol 6. Detours turn here turn here 30 minuets out of my way I’m finally where I should’ve been in five minuets 7. LOUD MUSIC look I love my music loud but the shit some of you listen to should be outlawed when your at a s

Thinkin About Him Again...
I want to be the one you think of when you think of making memories...of making love...of making out...I want to be the one you dream about...the one you talk about...the one you know is there no matter what. I want to have your touch and your smell and your lips embedded into my brain so that I may call them up at a moment's notice and know that I am not alone. I want to know that the smile on your face was put there by me and that I am the only one who sees your thinking face. I want to have movie night and date night and cuddly nights. I want to have silly arguments and funny debates and serious conversations. I want to sit next to you at the table and memorize the way you hold your fork and the way you look at me. I want butterflies and confusion and heartache and truth. I want you to be jealous and I want you to trust me. I want you to want me and I want you to think of nothing but me in the same way that I think of nothing but you. I want pictures and memories and meals. I want y

Thinking Of You
Dedicated to Scott Sarutowski (Committed suicide on 12/8/93) When I first heard that you were gone, I did not believe it. The night I found out, I stayed up all night long waiting... Waiting for you to come visit me. Cause for some crazy reason I thought you would. I kept asking myself why you did it, I never could come up with an answer. You are the only one who will ever know. I kept trying to convince myself that you were just away on vacation or that you moved. For a while it worked until... The funeral. It was then that I realized that you were really gone. I don't think you ever thought about how your family and friends would feel if you left them. You didn't think that you wouldn't be able to do the things a fourteen year old likes to do. you were like a little brother that I never had, Now I still don't have even that anymore. I have learned to deal with your death. All though I cannot say that I am happy with it. I hope you are happy up in heave

Thing For The Military Guys And Gals Fighting This War. Keep This Going Let Them Know We Still Care And Love Them Also They Are In Our Prayers!!!!!!
I HOPE I DO NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE DELETED This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you. Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go. SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Bed a little lumpy... Toss and turn any... Wish the heat was higher... Maybe the a/c wasn't on... Had to go to the john... Need a drink of water... ?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? Scroll down Yes... It is like that! Count your blessings, pray for them, Talk to your Creator and the next time when... the other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes, or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be, or you're

Things I Think About
things i think about well i think about if ima going to wake up tomorrow or not sometimes i hope not just because i dont want to face facts and or the day some days i cant wait to go to work or something i used to love to wake up it was like being 5 again and waking up on a saturday morning to watch cartoons or see it was sunny to go out side and play now days my days just keep getting darker and darker and i just dont want to move anymore i think sometimes maybe if i dont wake up the world would be alot better off with out me maybe i should be like a ghost or something just want to wonder around and never talk to anyone probably the best take on my life a ghost or a phantom yeah i just might give up the game was fun to play but the shraid is all over the dark cloud will cast its dark night and i am the one it shines down on or just maybe i said to much .

Things Men Do Wrong..
) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewi

Things That Can't Be Said
There are many things on my mind, And I find that most can't be said. I wish I could say it all, But I am too afraid: I fear rejection, Am scared of shame, I never know if what I say Will be considered real - Or a lie. I wonder if they'll believe, The dumb things I've done; If they'll be afraid, Of the scary things I've thought. Or maybe they'll not care, Like I thought would happen. I wonder if he'll agree, With what I have to say; Or if he'll laugh, And make me feel stupid. I keep myself quiet, Never revealing the truth. I wonder if they'll listen, When I have something to say; Will they pay attention? Or will they just ignore? I don't say a word, Never showing my true self. My mind fills up with thoughts, Some scary, some not. I don't say a word though, For none can be said.

Things You Would Love To Say At Work..
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 16. Ye

Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't!
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thinkin Ab Shit.....
have you ever worked somewhere and absolutley hated it all bc your boss is a dick.... yeah thats me!! what ab not wantin to go home bc its boring and nobody there (signifigant other) to go home too.... yeah thats me again! or what ab liking somebody at a bar or something and not gettin the nerves to talk to him till like over a year down the road? i hear all these guys say that any guy would be lucky to be with me but fucked up part ab it is IM SINGLE!!!!! i dont know what im doin wrong but damn it sucks!!! it makes ya wonder sometimes what in hell is goin on!! maybe its me maybe its them but damn.... bein single gets old quick!! very quick!!

Things Not To Say During Sex
1. but everybody looks funny naked! 2. you woke me up for that? 3. did I mention the video camera? 4. do you smell something burning? 5. (in the janitor's closet) and they say romance is dead.... 6. can you please try breathing through your nose. 7. a little rug burn never hurt anyone. 8. is that a Medic-Alert pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. but whipped cream makes me brake out. 11. person 1: this is your first time...right? person 2: yeah.. today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) hurry up! this room rents by the hour! 13. can you pass me the remote control? 14. do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. on the second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. and to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend. 18. so much for mouth-to-mouth 19. (using body paint) thry not to leave any stains, o.k.? 20. hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21

105 Things U Might Not Have Known, Or Wanted To Know, About Me
1. Last akward moment? I don't really remember 2. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? nobody really 3. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? yep 4. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? actually yea 5. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? I found $50 in a pair of pants that I thought I had lost 6. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes? Me, Julie (sometimes, Becca, Sherri, Sheila, Joseph 7. Name 3 things that everyone knows: 1) Sublime is the shit 2) I love alcohol 3) I love tobacco 8. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? go after them, but if they keep running then they're on there own 9. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace? my latest job? no 10. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member? Yep, she still is alot of times 11. Do you still live at home? yea, nobody wants to rent to me 12. Last time you smil

Things That Make U Wonder
EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click .."? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they call

Thinking.....
ok I have been thinking about cutting my hair. whne I mean cutting it I mean making it short, something that hasn't been since high school. The reason for this well me getting older and also wanting to et a nice job. Now if any of you watch Big Brother I was thinking of getting my hair to look like Dick's, all spiking and stuff. I don't think I will color it. So what you all think about it. The pictures of me are current so that is what my hair looks like now if you want to know what I look like now.

Things Women Love
ladies: this will make you tear up MEN: read it, all of it! 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-tell her shes beautiful! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt t

"48 Things A Girl Would Die For"
LADIES: this will make you tear up GUYS : read it. all of it! 1-touch her WAIST 2- TALK to her 3-share SECRETS 4-give HER your jacket 5-kiss her SLOWLY ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-HUG her 7-HOLD her 8-LAUGH with her 9-invite HER somewhere 10-let her be WITH you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-SMILE with her 12-take PICTURES with her 13-pull her onto your LAP 14-when she says she loves you more, DENY IT. fight back 15-when her FRIENDS say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and SAY "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her UNEXPECTEDLY 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! :D 19-tell her shes BEAUTIFUL! 20-TELL her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it nev

11 Things Woman Should Know About Men
11 Things Women Don't Know About Men Plus one thing they probably do know, but won't admit By Evan Marc Katz Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 18, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Average (250 votes) Rate it: Read all 50 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won'

Thinking In Type Instead Of Out Loud
Why are we, as human beings, so driven to make sense out of life? Why does there have to be meaning to our existence? I like my life, other than lack of regular female companionship, and it won\'t ever mean anything. Not going to cure cancer or win a Nobel Prize in physics. I convert oxygen to carbon dioixde just like every1 else. Why can\'t mankind get beyond the need to believe in a higher power? (Insert deity name here) Has anybody, besides me, ever thought we are just a science experiment left running too long?

Thinking Of You!
CherryTap Friends & Fans..."Life has kept me busy". I miss you ALL! I just wanted you to know I am fine and when I get a chance at FUN TIME TO MYSELF I will be leaving you comments. I hope your Summer is going great!! HUGS! Sincerely, ToyfulSweetartMavMOM

Thinking Back...
Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one, which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had. Maybe it is true that we do not know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime t

45 Things A Girl Would Die For
1-Touch her waist 2-Talk to her 3-Share secrets 4-Give her your jacket 5-Kiss her slowly 6-Hug her 7-Hold her 8-Laugh with her 9-Invite her somewhere 10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends 11-Smile with her 12-Take pics with her =] 13-Pull her onto your lap 14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. It makes her feel loved 16-Always hug her and say "I Love You" when you see her 17-Kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-Tell her she's beautiful! 20-Tell her the way you feel about her! 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car. It makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman 22-Tell her she means everything to you, but mean it 23-If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her. If she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it.

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Thinking
ok so i was on myspace, checkin out my friends stuff, and on the bullitin bored was this story (i posted it at the bottom of this) about a little boy who dies of cancer and what he told his mom. and it just made me think of Joe. and it made me consider and then reconsider how i have be thinking about him leaving. and i think that maybe i have been to concieted about it. ONly thinking about what he was missing, what things that we would never get to do. but this tory kinda made me rethink, and say,, maybe that was what God was going for. Joe wasn't a child, no. but he was in pain. He had migraines a lot, he knees hurt him, and his stomache. maybe he hurt more than he was letting on. I didn't think about it as being anything that would make me loose him. but maybe God said that he didn't want Joe to hurt anymore. Maybe he wanted to bring him home. And i know that that is what people have been saying to me tha whole time,, but i have been to busy saying, what about our wedding, what about

Things I Think About....
Well, as usual, Dennis has become a pain in my ass. I'm already sick and tired of dealing with him... big shock. It seems like he never stops... he always finds some reason to bitch about something... He's like a woman... always bitching, and certain times of the month it gets even worse... I mean, seriously... it's like PMS.... He finds stupid shit to bitch about.... like "not paying attention to him"... i'm like FUCK.... i moved away from you for a reason... jesus.... it's insane.... i seriously don't know why i even deal with him... seriously... i guess it's just part of life dealing with a psycho path... stupid fucking psychopaths... he's threatening to "kill" the guys i'm talking to... i was like, man, what are you going to do to the ones i FUCK? lol damn... anyhow... it's driving me insane... i miss not being around him.... he whines bitches complains.... it's like, a woman... UGH!!! anyhow, other than that, nothing else is new, just, bored, and not feeling too well... i think

The Things You Said.
Artist: Depeche Mode Album: 101 Title: The Things You Said I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said But they know me better than that They know me better than that They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses I never denied them I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said How can a view become so twisted How can a view become so twisted They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses You tried them I get so carried away You brought me down to earth I thought we had something precious Now i know what it's worth I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said I've never felt so disappointed Never felt so disappointed They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses T

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do;
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women. Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from turning into giant walking vaginas. I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after having read the details of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the abridged list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), followed by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:" 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down! When will women realize that they don't live on the s

Think Everyone Needs A Reality Check
MY SON & I DID THIS LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS A PLACE TO COME AND CHAT RELAX ISN'I IT A SHAME SOME THINKS ITS A COMPETITION , WELL , GUESS WHAT IM NOT COMPETING WITH NONE OF YOU'S ITS FOR MY SON OAK AND FOR HIS BRO HE HAS COME TO LOVE SO WHATEVER YOUR THOUGHTS IS JUST FINE WITH US . HOPE TO HAVE THE SUPPORT FOR OUR GUYS FIGHTING THEIR ASS'S OFF FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN .Get More at COMMENTYOU.com PLEASE COME AND CHAT AND SUPPORT OUR TROOPS THANKS FOR WITCHESBREW AND OAK 7 MR 7 MRS WINN & TRINA ALL OF US http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8939# (repost of original by '~ ~ WITCHESBREW ~Founder Of Death Special Forces & Co Founder Oak & ~ I BELONG TO MOONRIDER 56~ ~' on '2007-07-16 23:39:57') (repost of original by 'Trina~~~Death ~Special Froces~Protector~~~' on '2007-07-17 06:18:11') (repost of original by '~ ~ WITCHESBREW ~Founder Of Death Special Forces & Co Founder Oak & ~ I BELONG TO MOONRIDER 56~ ~' on '2007-07-17 07:28:20') (repost of original by 'Angel~¢Ó~Morpheus of the Stor

Things You May/may Not Care To Know
Many people on here think they know alot of things about me, and some do..many only think they do...so let me ask you a few questions..which will be answered momentarily...I'll stat simple My Favorite Color...... My Favorite Book....... My Favorite Movie...... The One Person I Wish Never Existed (ahh now before you go laughing give this some thought)...... My Biggest Regret....... My Most Painful Memory....... My Biggest Pet Peeve......... My Least Favorite Human Trait..... .......................................................... ANSWERS BELOW .......................................................... Fave Color Purple Book Phantom Tollbooth Movie Dream A Little Dream One Person I Wish Never Existed......ME - suprised huh? Biggest Regret Giving Up My Son (which if karma is on my side may just be rectified) Most Painful Memory The Day I Learned Sandi had been killed in a hit and run (which turns out wasn't a hit and run

48 Things A Girl Would Die For
LADIES: this will make you tear up GUYS : read it. all of it! 1-touch her WAIST 2- TALK to her 3-share SECRETS 4-give HER your jacket 5-kiss her SLOWLY ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-HUG her 7-HOLD her 8-LAUGH with her 9-invite HER somewhere 10-let her be WITH you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-SMILE with her 12-take PICTURES with her 13-pull her onto your LAP 14-when she says she loves you more, DENY IT. fight back 15-when her FRIENDS say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and SAY "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her UNEXPECTEDLY 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-tell her shes BEAUTIFUL! 20-TELL her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never

Things Have Fallen Apart
my car is gonna cost me 450 dollars to fix... i don't have the money... i don't know what i'm going to do... help me please somebody i have a laptop computer and a camera both in great condition i will sell both for 500 dollars.. please i will also negotiate price if its reasonable... please please someone help me

9 Things Women Say~
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay

Think Im Gettin Sick...
Cant shake this yuck feeling i keep getting. I wish it would just go away. im thinking maybe its just the hot weather. its so nasty lately. hot as hell, rain for 10 seconds, even hotter. I hate FL.

Think About This
POWERFUL STATEMENT! > Some sobering thoughts! > > A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned > a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German > people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude > toward fanaticism. > > "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the > return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was > one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, > the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we > knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the > world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a > concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories." > > We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that > Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims > just want to live in peace. > Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e

Things You Should Hear Everyday...
I miss you when you're gone Youre my best friend I dont know what I'd do without you Have I told you how much I love you today? you make me feel special Be safe! I'd miss you if you were gone! *Im just calling to tell you I was thinking about you!* Can I keep you? can't wait til I see you Have a good day! Take notes.. too often people forget to say these things to the one they care about.. To the one I care about- see all of the above!

Things I've Learned This Month.......
What a difference a month can make. Here r a few little tid bits of wisdom i shall pass on to you... 1 Dont get bit by a damn brown recluse......3 times 2 If you do get bit by said spider, dont wait 2 days to go to the damn doctor! 3Spend every single moment you can with yer family n loved ones, and if you anit got the time, make the time. 4 Dont put off last months bookeeping till the middle of this month, exspecially if u suck at it. 5 Gas prices anit getting lower so just ferget it. 6 Make sure if u buy milk from some crappy convience store, look at the damn experation date, before you take a big swallow of it......... 7 Did i mention not to get bit by a spider??? 8Dont wash colored clothes n whites toghter, exspecially with yer good going out shirts...... 9 Last but not least dont leave the windows down in yer car and expect to rember to let em up before a big ass rainshower. You will ferget too, trust me. Glad to be back everyone, sure have missed yal.....

105 Things About Me
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 5 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? My poodle Prince 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes, but I've never broken one 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? LOL. I unno 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Glittery Nikes 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Pizza 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? their butt 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Lita Ford & Ozzy Osborne- If I close my eyes forever 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Tampa, FL. 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Lanphier & Southeast. Both in Springfield, IL. 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Metro PCS 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Spencer Gifts 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: can't remember 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? No 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: lmao no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My uncle Waylon's first weddi

Things About Me !
Name : Rob Nick Name : Roo Roo Birthdate : Nov 11 1955 Birthplace : Huntingdon, Pa Current Location : Tyrone, Pa Eye Color : Brown Hair Color : White / Gray Height : 5'8" Weight : Like I am gonna tell Piercings : Have enough holes in my body, don't need anymore Tatoos : None Vehicle : 92 Plymouth Van Overused Phrase : "Oh Wow" FAVORITES Food : Spagetti Pub/Disc/Restaurant : Don't have one Candy : Number : 6 Color : Sunshine Yellow Animal : Drink : Iced Tea Body Part on Opposite sex : Breast (O)(O) Perfume : Don't wear any TV Show : M*A*S*H Music Album : Very Best of CHICAGO *DISK # 1* Movie : City of Angels Actor/Actress : Jennifer Garner This or That... Pepsi or Coke : Either McDonalds or BurgerKing : Either Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee : Hot Chocolate / Coffee Kiss or Hug : Both Dog or Cat : neither Rap or Punk : none Summer or Winter : Summer Scary Movies or Funny Movies : Both Love or M

Things That Go Bump In The Night...
....or quite possibly during the day when we're not home. Odd things have been happening around here. Little things that I probably wouldn't have noticed if they hadn't been shown to me. The first odd thing was that Dave found a cigarette butt on the stairs in the attic. Neither of us smoke or have ever smoked. None of our family members that have been over smoked in our house. That was not there when we moved in or we would have noticed it while moving boxes up there. I didn't notice it, but Dave pointed it out to me tonight that there is a small cigarette burn next to my desk in my office. On a very, very odd note, our bathroom nightlight is missing. Now I had my battery charger plugged in to it (it's one of those Glade things with the extra outlet on it) on Friday. It was there Friday night when I took my batteries out of it - I don't remember unplugging it, but the cord was laid neatly on the counter in there tonight. I'm a little freaked out by this - especial

Things Are Finally Comming Together
Monday, July 23, 2007 Things are finally comming together Current mood: cheerful Category: Life Well today I got my tax return FINALLY! So I deposited it the bank RIGHT AWAY.. of course it took out my negative balance from what someone owes me.. but thats life. So all I have to do is make an appointment to get my passport, and get the pictures done for the passport, and buy my wedding package for my brothers wedding. OH! And Jimmie is my Wedding date! eeeeee! Im so excited.. Tomorrow morning I am calling the Phone Actress position back, because they called this morning when I was asleep to ask for an interview. This is the $60/hr job! this is so.. good. I was stressing out ALOT, and my close friends kept telling me to chill, things would work out.. and as always, they were right. Currently listening : My Life By Mary J. Blige Release date: 29 November, 1994

Thinking
So Yeah.... I went to a friend from works wedding this weekend. Well it was a vow renewal. It was a beautiful ceremony. Her colors were yellow and white, and while the person "officiating" over it forgot to turn the mic off when she left the hall and pointed her mistakes out for everyone, it was awesome. You can tell that after being married 5 years that they still love and care VERY deeply for one another.... While I was sitting there I kept thinking about how much I want what they have. You know, someone who wants to be with me and only me, through the good and the bad. I wonder if I'll ever find that. Don't get me wrong. I love my life where it's at. I have a "new" job with one of the Subsidiaries and have the control that I've wanted. My new boss is AWESOME even when I bug him over the simplest things. Its also fun to bug the accountant....(don't think it fair that the accountant is a cutie, but yeah) I'm the only female in the department hell i am the AP department! ha ha ha! B

**think About It**
Sometimes mixing it up creates delicious combinations such as chocolate peanut butter cups. Other concoctions might not be so scrumptious. The thing is, you'll never know the results unless you try.

Things Not To Say To Police Officers:
Things Not To Say to Police Officers: 1. Are you Andy or Barney? 2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. 4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 5. I pay your salary! 6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Things To Never Say To A Woman During An Argument
Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument Whoa, time out. Football is on. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? Don't you have some laundry to do or something? You are so cute when you get mad. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn’t loaded

Things To Keep An Eye Out Fer
I know most of you like me have had crazy weather. First no rain fer months then lots of it fer a few weeks. Well cause if this alll kinda varmits r moving, either looking fer water or to get away from it. Of course spiders in my case was creeping in to get water, not no more i bugg bommbed thier asses. Dont get me wrong we keep an extemely clean house, just u cant keep a creepy crawling varmit from coming in if they want too. But also i been seeing snakes too, right after all this flooding n stuf thats happened. So my point is watch yetrself messing around anytime you go outside. N yes there r non poisions snakes, but unless yer absolutelly 100 percent sure, shoot it!. some can look just like a rat or oak snake, but might be a discolored rattler. Right now thier crawling folks, n dont take no chances. Snakebites r 100 times worse than this spider bite i got, so when in doubt, BOOM! n to be on the safe side shoot again lol. All kidding aside watch being outside and where u step. Jus

Things You Probably Wondered Of Me, But Never Cared To Ask About
What's your name? Edmond (or Eddie in social circles; just easier to spell and remember) What's your middle name? For those who don't know, it's a major Californian city. C'mon, it's not that hard to guess. What's your nickname? Officially I have none. You all feel free to make up one for me. What's your ethnic heritage: Spanish/Mexican-American with a bit of Apache thrown in. What time is it? Does anybody really know what time it is? Is it just what accurate clocks measure? Is there a physical time and a psychological time? Or is it - as Zeno of Elea put it in ancient Greece - that time is nothing because it doesn't exist? Mull that over for a while. And what is "a while"? =) What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies 'n' cream. Went eating and/or drinking last with: Drank with Kristy and her friend this past Sunday. Good times. Last time I dined out with someone was Mindy. Name your first crush. Hey, I didn't have a crush on anyone back in school and nobody had a crush o

The Things U Do....
im just so lost and confused. i try my hardest to make it work but everything i do just goes wrong i do what he asks i listen to him scream at me i never say a word.. and if i do its always YOUR RIGHT!!!! im breakin into old habits i busted out the blades.. i just need him to stop me and tell me we are ok... the blade i hold is cold as it cuts across my skin the blood that runs is warm and slowly drips to the floor... im so lost and confused with the things that u do...

The Things Kids Say....lmao
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday." "First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months thro

Things That Make You Go Hrmmmmmmmmmm
ok, i was doing a search on new movies that have come out in the past few months and came across one that didnt see a wide release that really looked funny and cool, its called Fido it stars carrie ann moss from the matrix movies, from what i can find it didnt even earn more than 300,000 dollars at the box office, from a message board the producers said that if it went over well in new york and la that they would release it wider well if you do advertise it well then it wont go over well if you ask me i mean there wasnt even any kinda viral ads out for this movie. if i was in charge of the studio that paid to have the movie made i would be pissed at the producers of it and would demand answers as to why it wasnt doing well

Things Best Left Unsaid
Employees put up with a lot of shit. When jerks come into their store treating them like crap, there is a lot that goes through an employees mind they just can't just say without loosing their jobs... You are obviously smarter than me, so if YOU can't figure it out, what the hell makes you think I can? No, sir, I'm not hard-of-hearing, neither am I stupid. You just don't speak good English. Do you notice that your bad behaviour is embarrassing your wife? Do you want me to go ahead and call the manager, or do you want me to wait till you're REALLY pissed off? I can tell you right now I'm not going to give you very good service, because I think you're drunk or possibly on drugs, and frankly, you scare the hell out of me. No, sir, I can't do math in my head, but I can spell diarrhea. I realize I'm ignoring you, but you're in here every three days with your bratty kid and you never buy anything you don't return. Shame on you for using such language in front of your

30 Things A Southern Boy Won't Say
THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit & grapes instead of biscuits & gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a dam who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes bette

16 Things...and Something You May Or May Not Realize....about Wal Mart...
YES ITS A BIT CHILDISH---ok damn-i found it on some girl's page but I laughed. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he kno

Thinking About Weddings....
So I've been thinking about weddings and marriage lately. I know that once I get married I do not want to get a divorce. I know far too many people who have gotten divorced, and I want to know how to avoid that. If any of you have any advice on that matter I would greatly appreciate it. Also, about weddings. I know if I do get married to a particular special individual. That I want a wedding that will be remembered but that won't cost me an arm and a leg. I've gotten some great advice from a few people on here. One of the things suggested by the special guy which I really like is to provide the guests with disposable cameras to take photos with, and to pay for them to get developed afterwards. I don't know about the cost on that one, but I know that we would end up having some memorable photos. But I also know that I would like some formal wedding photos as well. And that is the one thing I will be splurging on. I've been thinking about getting personalized photo cards t

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Things That Piss Me Off!!!!
Yah, I don't need my blog being deleted or anything. Thursday, July 26, 2007 Who's your admirer? Current mood: aggravated Category: Dreams and the Supernatural This is pointing out the obvious. It's something I do. It's a rant. The sumo man talking about a crush pissed me off. I think it's really fucking sick. I don't think they should play on the false hopes and insecurities of lonely people. They act like everyone has a secret admirer. Well, call me pesamistic, but I don't think everyone does, or atleast not all the time. They shouldn't be able to say " someone who visited your profile has a crush on you. " They don't fuckin know that. Someone might defend them by saying " Well, it seems like the individual should know they don't fuckin know that. So it's an obvious false ploy. " Those people can go fuck themselves. People who say that probably haven't been extremely lonely. I'm usually into logic, and common sense. Everyone has these right? Wrong. Not everyon

Thingds That Make You Go Hmmm
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalizat

10 Things Not To Say To A Girlfriend's Parents
1. My parole officer thinks Teri has a calming effect on me. 2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? 3. Which one of you taught Monica to give such great head? 4. Can you believe it those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife (Debbie/et al) can be rather vindictive at times. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion. 7. Angie is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 8. Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Monica's will be okay too. 10. Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

10 Things To Never Say To A Naked Man...
10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're good at other things 8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie® clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that. 6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles:: 4. Maybe we should just be friends 3. Can you make it dance? 2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed 1. Oh...look...its hiding!

12 Things Not To Say If Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 6. want to race to the station, Sparky? 5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack. 3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! 2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 1. No, YOU assume the position.

13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do. 3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower. 4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security System or the communication System of an invading alien civilization. 5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate. 6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero. 8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once. 9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage. 10) The entire British popu

50 Things To Do In An Elevator
1. make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you A

Think
This may make you stop and think... Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only." 80% of you won't repost this. The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father

Thing's Are Going Ok
well just letting everyone know that i'm not on as often anymore since i don't have internet at my house . I'm at my mother in law's and when i get a chance i will check everything when i'm here. so i hope that you all have a safe and wonderful weekend and remember don't drink and drive .... hugs and kisses to all my friends and miss me lot's.

40 Things You’d Love To Say Out Loud At Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you.

Things That Are Going On
Hello all, Just wanted to say hi. My wife and I are good. I am still having issues with my step kids "father", that jack ass had me arressted not to long ago, for something I did not do. And I am currently on probation, so that is bad. Now he keeps on jerking me around, and I am ready to loose it.... I do not know, I guess I just needed to vent. Thanks for listing.....

Things Left Unsaid
Somber thoughts tears sliding down my face fear racing through me like the devil is on my heels praying for the salvation the chance to be just me finding that chance but unable to prove myself except for these words i write my gifts to you for its all i have left you have everything else to question is normal to go without fear is foolish i just wish but wishes will wait for another day while you contemplate life and i sit and wait as patiently as i can and wondering just like you why me why now after i gave up hope and deciding that settling was safer why did you make me want it all again i had given up on everything and was content to watch the world go by why did you have to make me feel again why did you have to make my heart beat again i was safe there in my own world no one could hurt me again and here i am hurting because i am unable to prove myself just yet my hands are shaking my words are blurred by tears i can not protect myself anymo

Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do!!!
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO!!! There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the perso

Things We Can Learn From Our Dogs
Run, romp, and play daily. If you want what lies buried, dig until you find it. When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Take naps and stretch before rising. glitter-graphics.com

Thinking Of Buying A Vibrator?
It's healthy to explore and expand one's sexuality, but some are not alone — walking into an adult toy store is unsettling for many people, and this is so much of the reason why Home Parties is so successful! Just remember, you've already taken the first step — thinking about buying a vibrator. Here are some possible next steps. Think about what makes you uneasy about purchasing a vibrator. Perhaps you are intimidated that there are many to choose from and that you may not know what you want. Maybe you anticipate having questions that you are too embarrassed to ask. Realize that Home Parties exists because women are interested in what we are selling. Our Consultants are friendly and encourage questions — they want our customers to be satisfied. So, my first recommendation would be to host your very own party, where you can learn all about our various vibrators and work one-on-one with a Consultant to help you find one that is right for you. Researching the different types of vib

Things You Would Never Know Without Movies
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. * When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. * If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year. * All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her. * The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job. * All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. * It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down. * The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected. * Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they

The Things No One Else See's
Okay, So I've Posted This Before, But Im Repostin It Back Up Cuz It's Meant To A Very Special Best Friend Of Mine...Bubbles. Aka James. Listening, Hearing, Seeing All These Small Things, No One Thinks Of Them. All They Are To Them Is Worthless Information. But What Is Someone Payed Alittle More Attention To Them. They Might Hear Or See More then They Want. What If What They See Or Hear Makes Them Who They Are, Makes Their Heart Break Or Even Makes Them Happier. What Does It All Mean. If A Girl Could See All this And Was Juss Lookin For A End After All This Pain And Hurt. Would It Work Out? What If It Happened For The Better And She Found What She Needed. Him? Could He Be What She Needed To Have All This Time? What IF No One Could See The Real Her. What If She Got Scared When She Saw Him And tryed To Run Would He Let Her? What If He told Her He Loved Her But couldn't Tell Anyone Else? Does he See The Real Her? The One That Wants The World to Know How She Feels But Is Scared?...

16 Things It Took 60 Years To Figure Out.
16 THINGS THAT TOOK ME NEARLY 60 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Things I Love
1. I Love that people in the grocery store say Hi and tawk to ya like they have known you all their lives, swapping recipes in the aisle and tawkin bout the local schools. 2. I love that at football games your likely to see a train roll by in the background. 3. I love that lil kids with names like HARLEIGH and MARLENE are displayed on the School Marquee as students of the month. 4. I love going barefoot in the spring grass, smelling the sweet fresh cut grass and the wind coming off the lake.... and apparently so do my Lil Ol Country boys Adam and Brady.... 5. I love that Im a moma of Country boys lol 6. I also love country boys LOL .. and in Texas I love that you can see em shirtless and sweaty with muscles ripplin working hard in a pasture or on some farm equipment on any given day. 7. I love that all the kids in the small schools know each other, and most the parents too. Thats all I have time for for now. Maybe I will get to write more laterssssss

Thinking Outloud..
Disappointment, it's something that can be counted on. It will always be there in someone or something you do. Lost loves, lost games, lost friends. Lives cut to short by death, dreams dashed down by OTHER peoples' cold reality. Because of what they went through, because of their past experiences it can only the same for you. YOU can't break the mold, YOU can't be anything but what you come from or from what those around you are. We even do it to our own selves, let past experiences, past people, past history, we let it ALL get in the way. Some are even so completely tore up from what happened before they sabotage everything good that happens later. Recently someone knocked on my door and I was just as warm as I ever was. (He was puzzled, because in his mind he had done me wrong. In my mind he told me the truth and made a choice to do what was necessary for him to do what was right by his children and someone else he had made a promise to. He didn't have to be truthful, and most w

10 Things To Ponder For 2007
10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health ismerely the slowest rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwhich. 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like slinky...Not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid somedau.lyin in the hospital dying of nothing. 4. ALl of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticisms. 3.... Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? 2 in the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with made-cow-disease is located

Things I Like...
I like the following not in any real order of any kind... Women who wear farmer style bibs Women who are over size 12 under this size is nice I just like more to kiss Women who like me Women who would like to start up some kind of relationship or use me for sex...LOL.. near meSomeone who actually lives somewhere...

Think About It?
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Stephen Date: Jul 31, 2007 2:30 PM Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"

Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Hang on, this one is a bit of a roller coaster. Actually, more like a Formula One race with twists and high speed turns. I'm at a young lady's apartment earlier tonight. Before you reach to give me a high-five it wasn't like that. There was a group, we were hangin out and watching a movie. Stay with me. It was a pirated Die Hard 4 from China, but that isn't important. What's important is the premise. No, not Bruce escaping death in beyond-ridiculous ways. The movie is set upon the plausible idea that someone or someones decide to attack the US by hacking into certain systems and disabling them. Okay, you've heard that before. Fine. This movie had a hint of realism in the idea of a "fire sale": a three-stage attack on transportation, finance and power grids. Yes, everyone loses their money. Yes, commerce and transportation grind to a halt. Yes, these clever ne'r do wells even infiltrate the Pentagon and give all kinds of unhelpful orders. While the producers and dire

Thinking
i was thinking about creating a lounge snice that bridge crash yesterday thought if people needed 2 talk or 2 get over on what happen they can come ion here and talk 2 other people about it what ya all think just i or not vote oh i need some 2 total up the vote any one ?? thanks ya

Things That Get Me Upset
Ok so I have been looking to move and so I went to check out a few places like apt, roommates, houses. Now this is my problem, a friend of mine said his friend was wanting roommates. She already has a 2 year old and is 3 months preg. When I went to go check out her place it was trashed and stunk, I can't see how people can live that way. I also know people that spend all day in their room and there is trash and food everywhere.............NASTY!

Think About This...
I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth and spoke of the following date with tears, but he said that what mattered most of all was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time that she spent alive on earth, and now only those who loved her know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; the cars , the house, the cash. What matters is how we live and love and how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard, are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, that can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real, and always try to understand the way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, and show appreciation more and love the people in our lives like we've never loved before. If we treat each

Things You Need To Know About Me.
More About ME!! *I have lived in Jacksonville, NC all my life. *I drink Sweet Tea all the time! *I love the color PINK! *I love hearts. *My favorite word is LOVE. *I'm kinda a Girly Girl, but can be a little tough(I know how to change a tire without breaking a nail...lol). *One day I want to own and learn to ride a motorcycle. *HAPPY TIME is Good! (Driving around town with the windows down listening to loud music and singing a dancing.) *I love my Purple Toyota 4Runner, with purple under lights, tinted windows, and sunroof. *I think tattoos and peircing are SEXY as HELL!! (I have 10 tattoos and 4 extra peircings.) *I like to Flirt, but know where to draw the line. **I've found someone who I want to be with... We have been talking for a while by phone, IM and web cam. I can't wait to meet him in person!(I was wrong!) I really want to meet someone that wants to have a relationship....not just sex, friends with benefits, or hook-up. I want someone to care about me the way I

Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. *Have you ev

Things To Ponder
had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** I am neither for nor against apathy. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ****** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ***** One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people. ***** My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure. ***** The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ***** How can there be self-help groups? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain wha

Things To Do At A Music Festival
Tent Activities for a Camp-Out Music Festival Before Bonnaroo there was the moe.down, a three-day camp-out music festival held Labor Day Weekend at the Snow Ridge Ski Area in Turin, New York. I was introduced to the likes of moe., The New Deal, and Soulive by the moe.down. Didn't know until I looked at my concert T-shirt listing the lineup that Soulive and Cracker were there, though. I was having too much fun playing games in my tent. Following are some activity suggestions should you find yourself stuck in your tent and unable to make it to the concert field. 1. Decorate the outside of your tent with snowflake Christmas garland – goes well with the summertime heat. Bonus: when you're inside your tent tripping, the silhouette of the garland can provide what seems like hours of perplexity. 2. Hang a mirror outside your tent with a note next to it that says, "Have you seen this person?" 3. Suspend portable black lights from the ceiling of your tent, draw up some flyers, and

Thinking Of You.....
I hold your image in my thoughts, your body, the curve of your breasts and your perfect skin; the thoughts making me wet. The memories of your last touch are still etched in my mind. I let my hands wander, over my shirt, as I lay alone in my bed wishing I was with you. I find my breasts and circle my fingers on top of the material, until I feel my nipples stand hard pressing against my touch. Slowly I slide off my shirt in one solid movement. I don't need clothes for what I have in mind. The thing I need to do, to satisfy my want. My fingers find my nipples once more, twisting them, pinching them making them hard. Squeezing them until their ache is matched by one between my legs My hands move down further. Move down to the nakedness below my waist. To the source of my heat, the place I long for your touch. My fingers slide over myself, teasing my body and not giving in to what I desire, just yet. I slide my hands down to my thighs drawing my fingernails along t

Thinking About My Baby Tonight
...He walks up to the bed and stands over me as I sit on the edge of the bed. He looks down at me and holds my face..kisses me so sweetly while holding my face. We kiss more passionately as he caresses my shoulder. My white straps to my silk nighty expose my breasts. I unbutton his shirt and feel his chest..I unzip his pants and he stands there in his boxer breifs...He leans over ans starts kissing my shoulders and neck.He lays me on my back and starts sucking ans licking my body from my neck to my nipples. They are so errect. He sucks them as I feel myself getting wetter and wetter. I starts to kiss down my belly to my thighs..He takes my legs and spreads the wide open.He burries his face into my sweet pink wet pussy. He starts to lick and sick my lips..right to my clit..making me squirm. He sides a finger in and out of me as he makes me moan and cum over and over. He slides another finger in and I cum on his face...With sheer delight I scream "Oh Baby"...He slides that body up mine a

9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $8.00 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" ... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?

30 Things To Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrin

Thingz That Annoy Me Part I
1.Paris Hilton- Go Away!!!! Noone Cares! 2.RC Cola Machines-..i wanted a Coke.. 3.Bad Tans- NEWS FLASH! U look like a carrot 4.Old men that stare at me- old + wrinkly= no!! 5.When the belt loops from your jeans are visible from your shirt- looks ugly!! I'll continue to write 5 every day!

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man And Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman Lol Enjoy Cheers...............
Not To A Naked... Posted: 8/6/2007 8:05:56 AM (Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man).............. That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! (T

25 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
# I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. # I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. # How about never? Is never good for you? # I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. # I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. # I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. # I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. # I don't work here, I'm a consultant. # It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. # Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. # I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. # You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. # I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. # I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. # I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. # Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely

12 Things To Never Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Things As Of Late.
Busy Busy Busy. Its like theres never enough minutes in a day around this time of year. And the miles on my car are racking up. Just since Thursday i went from Northern VA to WV then Friday i went from WV to the MD/PA boarder, back to WV then back to Northern VA. Saturday and Sunday were spent in Fredricksbug and then last night I drove all over DC looking for Union Station[which i found but have to go back to tonight because her train was sold out]. Tomarrow I go back to WV for a couple days, maybe fredricksburg again to see the boytoy and then Sunday Im going to a NC beach which *hopefully* i dont have to take my car and drive to as well. My anxiety attacks seem to be getting worse. They have changed or evolved over the last couple of months. Their onset is much quicker now, and its very angry anxiety. I know its gotten worse when I find myself woken from a sleep to an anxiety attack and the first thing upon opening my eyes is the realization that im hurting myself with my own fin

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man...
That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman...
Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! You must be very experienced. Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. Would you mind rolling around in this flour. I heard carpenters dream about you. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. Look....I can get my whole arm in. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Is that an optical illusion? If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in. Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Have you ever thought of working in a s

Things A Guy Should Do For Their Girl....
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Things I Need To Change And Why...
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...

Things Change - Tim Mcgraw
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they

Thinking...
Thinking that I might leave this site...don't really see the point in being on here. Not a lot of people are actually here to make new friends, they seem to be here more for points. Please feel free to leave comments and what ya think. Thanks

The Things I Love About You...
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I

Things We Say...habits We Keep
> >Your Tongue is Your Worst Enemy > >If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. > >If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. > > If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or > >just stop operating. > >If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. > >If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always > >find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. > >If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. > >If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, > >your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. > >Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action. > >Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve. > >Watch your thoughts, they become words. > >Watch your words, they become acti

60 Things Not To Say
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have

Thinkin Of U
Sitting here listening to the rain drops, making a beautiful sound on my roof top ....thoughts of you travels through my mind, sitting here wondering how, I'm going to reach your heart, how, im going to hold your soul, How I'm never going to let you go.. waiting on that day our hearts, soul, and mind, can at last interwine.. waiting on that day that you will become mine.. your all the evidence I need to prove that true love does exist. Your the one that my soul has missed... and your lips, are the very ones, my yearned to kiss... Your heart is my favorite song... i want to hold you in my arms... whisper sweet nothings upon your ears... thoughts of you chases away my fears... and even though you are faraway, I can feel you near. There is not a single day that goes by... that i dont think of you and I... When I drifted into a dream.. I can clearly see.. Me in your life as your wife... I need for you to be my king.. ...I have no need for materialistic things... as lon

Things To Be Happy About...
Revenge on your enemies Karma getting to your enemies before you do, thus saving you time Chocolate Peanut Butter Dairy Free ice cream Duckies! Vodka and Cranberry Dog the Bounty Hunter Foamy Mud Masks Having someone that will massage your feet, regardless of their cleanliness, smell or texture Cherries Having someone big and tall to carry the heavy things and reach the high things Pepsi Finding money in other peoples laundry...finders keepers... Prison Justice Guys with big muscular shoulders and pretty eyes Contraceptives...without them, there would be even more stupid people! Breakfast in bed when it isn't your birthday, anniversary, or black history month. Reading the directions on the back of the box, but everyone still thinks your the best cook! Teasing someone by simply eating a banana... Watching snotty people at the grocery store bust their ass in produce because they wore heals with bloomers and stepped on a banana.

Thinking Out Loud
half truths are they really being honest or is it a way of being dishonest and convincing yourself your not really lieing to someone. never been one to say what if always did what i thought was right went after what i wanted always tried to follow what my head and my heart told me to even though i've never been one to follow the rules hell i've broken about every rule known but i've never hurt anyone intentionally and i go to bed at night without a guilty concience. life well some things you cant control most things you can you cant help help who you are attracted to who you care about but if they dont give you anything in return half truths or pain you can control how long you will take it even tho walking away isnt what you want to do pride is a hell of a thing and i wont let anyone take it from me life well i was always told if your to scared to live life then your not really living

Things To Do On Dates
Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves. Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme. Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than s/he does. Drool. Hold a debate. Take both sides. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions. Repeat every third third word you say say. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths. Howl and whistle a

Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." "We're all out of red, so I used pink." "There are 2 O's in Bob, right?" "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy." "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie." "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups." "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here." "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before." "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect." "Ooooooops!"

Thinking About Deleting This Profile And Kickin This Site To The Curb!
I've realized since I've come to this site that in a way I've become almost predator like over profiles of women...no offense to anyone out there, but w/ my personal pics and a conversation I had w/ someone through I realized that what I'm looking to get out of this site isn't what I'm getting. I'm not getting the realness or non faker crap that I would like to get...there's a lot of my own decision making I have to be responsible for and any finger pointing is only done at me. I realize that I've given a bad impression of myself to some people, which I'm sorry to do, but am taking time off of this and contemplating about whether it's a good idea of just leaving this site altogether. I'm trying not to jump the gun on this but am seriously considering the idea...either delete the profile or take a couple of months of this are 1 of the possibilities I have to consider. Just wanted to keep those that are expressing concern in the loop and would like to thank everyone, truly for ex

Things To Live By
42 Things to do to make her smile!!!! *1 . Tell her she is Beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy *2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. *4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. *6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. *9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *10 . Write her notes. {she loves them} *11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. *12 . Play with her hair. *13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. *14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. *16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. *17 . Let her f

45 Things Girls Love.....
most of it is true, so I thought I would share it with all of my friends as well. Ladies......if you find a man that does even a quarter of this without being told, hold on to him with all you've got. -touch her waist. -talk to her. -share secrets. -give her your jacket. -kiss her slowly. are you remembering this? -hug her. -hold her. -laugh with her. -invite her somewhere. -let her be with you when you're with your friends. keep reading -smile with her. -take pictures with her. -pull her onto your lap. -when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. -when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking about someone? -always hug her and say i love you when you see her -kiss her unexpectedly ! -HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! -tell her she's beautiful not sexy! - tell her the way

16 Things To Do In Walmart
16 things to do while ur bored in WALMART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

~* 60 Things Girls Dont Know About Guys *~
es *Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. *"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. *Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. *Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. *Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. *Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. *Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. *A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. *Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. *Don'

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?

Things That Touch Me In The Army
As everyone should know, I am in the US Army. I am NonCommissioned Officer, but first and foremost I am a Soldier. I recently went to Warriors Leadership Course. Well, sitting here tonight looking at some Army photos to put in my page, I thought of somethings. One, the most touching thing I have ever seen in my military career, is the boots in front of the rifle with the bayonet in the ground. Dogtags hanging off the pistol grip. It is a sight that brings a tear to my eyes everytime. Second, the sounds of Last Roll Call, (if you don't know what it is, Google it.) followed closely by taps. I'm sorry, those two make me cry like a baby. Third, in preparation for graduation from WLC, we had to rehearse. A lot. We rehearsed for about 3 hours the day before. During rehearsal they picked a group of Soldiers to say one line before we started. It sucked during practice, but during the ceremony, IT ROCKED! It flowed so well. The first stood up, and said "I AM an Americ

Thinking Of You
I look up at the sky and wonder if ur looking up at the same time. I look at the moon wondering if your thinking of me. Its hard not being with you. But maybe some day we will meet. And maybe we wont. You never know. But for know im thinking of you.

Things Off The Top Of My Head
Write or post a poem of any kind..lets see who's creative. I'll start first.. I let you come into my dreams and haunt me every night as the darkness overcomes me it's your memory I hold tight I let your face flow through my mind I let your voice go through my head I let my tears fall down as I relive all you have said I let times from our past disturb my slumber dreams I let the nightmare unravel I rip the past right at the seams i let myself hold on to nothing but a memory of all that we once were all we turned out to be every single night as I lay down to sleep I hold you so close to my heart I let our two souls meet it's slowly killing me inside until I can take no more this internal longing that I have this prayer that we'll be like before. _______________________________________________________________ My heart empty... Everlasting love was cut short ...My eyes washed-out... Tears leave permanent trail ...My soul searching... Happi

Think First
I am posting this to make people think first. This will affect any of you in the flint area more than others but everyone everywhere should read it. Sunday August 12 at 1 a.m. My friends Tammy and Robert were walking home from a birthday celebration we had at the bar. They like myself dont beleive in drinking and driving but as we all know others do. While walking home that night a driver swerved off the road and hit Tammy.She was thrown and killed. The driver didnt stop they kept driving not caring that someones Mother, Daughter,Sister,Family and best friend was lying there lifeless. Meanwhile Robert is tryin to get anyone to stop and help Tammy. Two men on a motorcycle pulled over to see what was going on and no sooner than they did another drunk driver hit Robert. he is now in critical condition with an unsure outcome. My point in telling this story is that when you drink and drive you dont just risk your life you risk the lives of other people. so befor you take that last shot or

Think You Have What It Takes?
WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL Requirements: 1. DJ experience preferred. 2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock) 3. Have a personality 4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts. 5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show. 6. Have fun. 7. Must be 19 or older. 8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge. If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru for details on open shifts. Click banner to enter lounge

Think About It
yesterday is a wrinkle on your forehead yesterday is a promise that you've broken don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes this is your life and today is all you've got now yeah, and today is all you'll ever have don't close your eyes don't close your eyes this is your life, are you who you want to be this is your life, are you who you want to be this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be when the world was younger and you had everything to lose yesterday is a kid in the corner yesterday is dead and over this is your life, are you who you want to be this is your life, are you who you want to be this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be when the world was younger and you had everything to lose don't close your eyes don't close your eyes don't close your eyes don't close your eyes this is your life are you who you want to be this is your life are you who you want to be this is your life, are you who you w

The "thing" Found Dead
PE Line- Hollywood CA, In a bizzare case, Hollywood Police found "Thing", the former character actor from the Adams Family television series, dead on Sunset Boulevard with tire tracks across his hand...er...body. "It appears that "Thing" was the victim of a hit and run." said Officer Riley, the first officer on the scene, "He's been seen around this area before, this is not the best stretch of Sunset, sort of a Red Light district, if you know what I mean. We've even seen Britney Spears and Paris Hilton around here before." When asked what he thought "Thing" would have been doing in a red light district, the officer blushed and smiled sheepishly, "Well friend, what would any red blooded American, uhmmm, "hand" want? I'll let you use your imagination on that." When reached for comment, John Astin, who played the part of Gomez Adams said, "I'm deeply saddened to hear about my friend. "Thing" was a...a hand of few words, I think I speak for all the former cast, at least those of u

Things That Piss Me Off!!
The Pillsbury doughboy is "way" too happy considering he has no genitals. Also, I hate the comparison of him to myself. I`m tired of little kids running up to me in the mall and to and shoving their fingers into my belly button waiting for me to giggle... get out of here before I shove my orange julius up your ass!! When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it`s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it`s an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make up your fucking minds!!! People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a damn cake you can`t eat? What, should I eat someone else`s cake instead? When people say, "It`s always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you`ve found it? Do people do this? Who

The Things I Love About You.
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

**think You Got What It Takes?**
WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL Requirements: 1. DJ experience preferred. 2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock) 3. Have a personality 4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts. 5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show. 6. Have fun. 7. Must be 19 or older. 8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge. If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru for details on open shifts. Click banner to enter lounge

Things To Live By!!
Thanks Anti Cupid! Words are more powerful than most know or can believe. With a few spoken words you can either crush a person's ego or lift them from the depths of despair. You can give them hope or dash all hope beyond recovery. You give someone the strength to carry on or remove a person's will to live. All because of a few spoken words. when they say the pen is mightier than the sword this is what they mean. So my friends think carefully of how you speak to the people close to your heart cause you never know what hurt you may step on and what damage you may accidently cause. Speak with love and compassion not with loathing and bitterness. Speak with patience and love not with impatience and anger. Always remember we all have pain from the past we carry with us some more than others but we all carry some. There are some who can speak freely of things and there are others who hold tight and hide the pain of their past because they are fearful of it being used against them. In tod

Things On My Mind
I'll just start with what's on my mind right now and go from there. Have you seen the sunshine spots movie with Jim cairie? Something like sunshine spots on a spottless mind. It's not the exact title. Anyway, I have lots of little connections in my head driving me nuts. I'm trying my best not to think about them. There's one associated with yahoomsnger though. So anytime I see it i think of someone who I decieded not to talk to. So I deleted them and ignored them and stuff. I can't help but thinking about them anyway... It sux to associate someone with something I see everyday. I am moving at the end of the month. I will be right next to my school. It will save me lots of gas. I like the people I'm moving in with too. There seems to be money problems going on around me. It's stressful. I'm the sort of person who would like to solve everyone's problems for them. That isn't always good though, because then they don't learn to solve them for themselves. Then I'm there

Things U Do
things u do im just so lost and confused. i try my hardest to make it work but everything i do just goes wrong i do what he asks i listen to him scream at me i never say a word.. and if i do its always YOUR RIGHT!!!! im breakin into old habits i busted out the blades.. i just need him to stop me and tell me we are ok... the blade i hold is cold as it cuts across my skin the blood that runs is warm and slowly drips to the floor... im so lost and confused with the things that u do...

Things To Take Heed To!
Injustice in Jena as Nooses Hang From the "White Tree" By Bill Quigley t r u t h o u t | Report Tuesday 03 July 2007 All white jury sitting before white judge agrees with white prosecutor and all white witnesses and convicts black youth in racially charged high school criminal case. In a small, still mostly segregated, section of rural Louisiana, an all white jury heard a series of white witnesses called by a white prosecutor testify in a courtroom overseen by a white judge in a trial of a fight at the local high school where a white student who had been making racial taunts was hit by black students. The fight was the culmination of a series of racial incidents starting when whites responded to black students sitting under the "white tree" at their school by hanging three nooses from the tree. The white jury and white prosecutor and all white supporters of the white victim were all on one side of the courtroom. The black defendant, 17-year-old Mychal Bell, and his supporter

Things To Think About When You Cannot Sleep At Night
Things to think about when you cannot sleep at night - LOL!!! o Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? o In Disney's "Tarzan," how come Tarzan doesn't have a beard? o How come the words "thaw" and "unthaw" mean the same thing? o What does "OK" actually mean? o Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a Life Saver? o When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? o Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses? o (Bet you try it) o Are children who speak in sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full? o How fast do hotcakes sell? o Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves? o Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Thinking Of Plus Size Modeling
I know how to use my body, how to dress myself, apply makeup, do my hair. I have poise, when I want to, and can pose for the camera.. why not. anything that is not attractive on me can be airbrushed, I suppose.. Where does one start? And before I become too old! Time to look into making a portfolio, and getting some good pics done..

Think About It!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Thinking
Thinking... Ever have so much to say thoughts jumble in your head? Ever think too many thoughts that soon you find you dread.. thinking of anything aside from your bed. Ever want to be alone, where no one hears you cry? Ever think perhaps, you'd rather not think why... thinking of the things that always make you cry. Ever wish for something great, that makes you feel alive? Ever think of tomorrows, you know cannot arrive... thinking will surely shorten your drive. Ever know in your heart, what you refuse to see. Ever think you could know, how things have to be.. thinking of the empty words given to me. A. Boudreaux 2007

20 Things To Do In A Drive Thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you

Thinking
Well hello all again it has been awaile since i have had ne thing to write about and i know for those of you that love reading what is on my mind it has been ruff cause i have been keeping the things to my self and some of you that read my blogs have been asking me what is up cause i haven't been writing as offten as i used to well i have to tell yall that for awaile i was in a bad palce in my life and doing thing that now when i look back i regreat and i am not really going to go into alot of details on this but here as of late i have been doing alot of thinking about things and my life and hell just life in general and i look back at the shit i was doing and now i wonder what yall that saw me on a reg basices had to think with the way i was acting back then but i want yall of you that i am trying to make a meanins with people and get back to a place i was in just a few years i have been working things out with my family and that is going really good i even spent a good part of a day

Thinking Of You
I look into space thinking about you today Wishing my heart didn't ache with each beat Sadness flows out from me - surrounding me People stop by to inquire of my state Never understanding how alone I feel Kind words spoken here and there From friends who are still here and care A tiredness sweeps across my soul The emptiness seems to swallow me whole My heart beats again much quieter this time Lonely, sad and lost Created by SF

.things Are Bad.
I just found out that my grandfather passed away at 7:00 tonight. He went in for a very routine hip surgery and apparantly developed a blood clot that moved to his lungs. My father told me that they were in there with him when he died. The last thing he said was I love you and then he half-closed his eyes. My father reached up and pulled them shut and told him to rest. He fell asleep, all monitors indicating that he was still alive, and he never woke back up. They're bringing him here from Mobile for the wake and the funeral. I spoke to him yesterday just before he went into the operating room. The last thing he said to me was "I love you." The last things I said to him were "I love you" and "you're going to come out of this just fine." He was in no pain when he passed. I'm actually doing somewhat okay. Something Josh said to me made me feel a lot better. He said to just imagine him and my grandmother, up in heaven, young and together again. I'm glad my grandfather got to go home and I

Things To Do At Walmart
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers a

Things I Never Tell Ppl
in life we have many chances to tell people in our lives just how much they mean to us..but how often do we actually TELL them??? Let this be MY declaration to allt hose importnat to me, both online and off! ok this list is in no particular order so dont freak and if i miss anyone my appoligies now, its not intentional. Dor- words can not discribe the love and support you've given me over the years and i cant begin to thank you enough, you are more than just a sister, youre among my list of personal angels.. Tanya- what can i say about tanya? shes a bitch..lol but id have her on my team anyday because her loyalty is unsurpassed. Lou/Kira- well folks whats new with the old ppl n dogs? i owe the two of you a huge thanks and if its meant to be ill be delivering that huge hug u2 have coming to u in person... bobby- my owe personal pet dragon.*tosses dragon treat* you've been an amazing friend and friends like the ones listed here are rare and precious jewels. in my sho

Things On My Mind
Getting home yesterday after a wonderful 15 days in Vegas, its funny that the 22 hour layover at Chicago O'Hare took away all the flooding nice visuals and replaced them with disdain and bitter feelings. I know that the O'Hare layover is still fresh and will be a 'flash in the pan' compared to the embedding memories & joy felt piror to my miserable time there. I know that while reflecting back to my Vegas experience, it will eventually become a side note and even a learning experience to convey to travelers. Some notable things of the lay over experience is: O'hare has the most food courts I've ever seen. (with some exceptional places to dine) With it being the largest airport in the US it's ideal for people watching ... Even while extremely fatigued and massive sleep deprivation, I found myself chucking at a particular person or an event unfolding in front of me. Watching angry people yelling at the poor customer service reps ... actually reminded me

Thinking About Him
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Thinking...
I got called an angel today so yeah I am feeling a little high and mighty. But I am also just tired. For every one thing that goes right a million other things go wrong. I have such thin skin. I feel maybe more than others... I definitely care more. I take what someone says literally and seriously. I don't mind a two-way street. In fact I prefer it but why does it always seem like my side of the street is paved with potholes and garbage? Right now someone's thoughtless words have me feeling like everything is going away from me. What an awesome power that person has. To make me feel like shit and not even care about it... kudos to you. But that is just one person! So why am I hung up on it? Because even though I have some annoying qualities, I still cannot deal with the annoying qualities of others. I see the good. I appreciate the good. But just a spoonful or in this case a fucking gallon of badness can swallow the good and make it... nothing at all. Just because the w

Things A True Southerner Knows:::
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. What general direction cattywumpus is. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !! A good dog is worth its weight in gold. Real gravy don't come from the store. When "by and by" is. How to handle their "pot likker". The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece". The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy. Never to go snipe hunting twice. At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. You may wear long sleeves,

Things Youll Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
30 things you'll never hear a southern boy say: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at T

Things Going To The Trucks
for all of you out there i have to say i love you folks for all the friendships that have been started here. but u am about to have to go back out on the road.driving a big rig. i had hoped that me and my wife could make it without having to do this but money just isnt coming in the way we had hoped so im back on the road again. well ill be just about everwhere so give me a shout ..jeff

9 Things I Hate About Everyone.......
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't re

Things That Make Ya Feel Good
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up and realizing you still ha

24 Things To Always Remeber And One Thing Never To Forget !
Twentyfour Things to Always Remember. . . and One Thing to Never Forget!! 1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8. Understand, have courage, be strong. 9. Don't put limits on yourself. 10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. 11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. 12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. 14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. 15. Don't take things too seriously. 16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 17. Remember that a little love goes a long way. 18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever. 19. Remember that friendship is a wise investment. 20. Life's tr

Think First
Here is something that you will find on my profile page. It may not be the exact words but it is the general gyst of them. It's very good advice. BEHIND EVERY MONITOR IS A PERSON WITH FEELINGS NOT UNLIKE YOUR OWN. THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!

38 Things I Truly Hate!!!!
37 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME! 1) People that put the toilet paper under, rather than over the roll. 2) Dishwashers that are loaded incorrectly. 3) Automatic toilets that flush the sanitary bowl paper before you get the chance to sit on it. 4) Drivers who refuse to use blinkers until they start making the turn. 5) People who complain about smokers, although they used to smoke themselves. 6) Back seat drivers. 7) Side seat drivers. 8) People who can’t shut up long enough to breathe. 9) Parents who continue to try and run your life even though you’re 38 years old. 10) Banks who have banker’s hours. 11) Women who look like murals. 12) Men who look like murals. 13) Squirrels that make it across the street. Then see you coming and decide the grass really was greener on the other side. 14) Construction on every single road I decide to travel that day. 15) Large crowds. 16) Amusement parks. 17) Pennsylvania Dutch country. 18) People who pretend to be someone they’re not! 19)

Things
I'm sure everyone at some point has had alot on their mind and its easier for me as with some to write it all down. Iam not one to sit and tell people how I feel. Iam one that can write down all my feelings and it usually makes me feel better. This time around I can honestly say I have nothing negative to say. I have been so happy latley its almost to good to be true. Things may not be going the best right now but I can say I don't have to worry about a guy hurting me anymore. I have left my husbond and Iam moving on with my life. A person can only take so much before they break. I have found a great guy that I click with and seem to get along great. My kids like him alot along with my family which means the most to me. As for myself and how I feel I can't explain how I feel. I have never felt this way about anyone and I have never been with a guy that actually makes me happy and is happy to be with me. So with that being said I have choosen to take things slow so I don't get hurt. Iam

30 Things We've Learned From Porn
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn'

Things On My Mind
i came back online to talk with friends again not sit here and listen to more drama so if this keeps up again i'll leave but this time for good no coming to check in nothing i'll delete my account and be done with it all it's not a problem for me honestly i can't take people coming to me for stupid reasons and picking fights over it....i'm so over the drama on this site it's not funny so if you have a problem with me please by all means delete me from your list and block me

The Things I Have Done....
Ok, I know I have done some things in my life that I shouldn't have done. I have stolen things from people and talked about people behind their backs. I have cheated on tests and lie to teachers. I have broken into peoples houses and ate food from their refrigerator and then taken a nap in their bed. I have looted from parked cars on the side of the street and from peoples driveways. I have stolen things from little kids and have skipped school to play rambo. I have run away from home when I was not supposed to go anywhere. I have wathed other people do things that I should not have and I have helped people do things that I should not have. I have abused people in ways that I am not proud of and I have stood by while others have been abused when I possibly could have done something to stop it. I have said things to people intentionally to hurt their feeliings and lied to them to get my own way. I have used people in ways that no one should and I have turned away from those that cared

29 Things That Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Think Before You Speak.....
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, " How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and

Things I Love About You
Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you.

Things I Just Want To Say
I beleive to everything wrong in a realtionship, there is something that can make it right. or how about instead of worrying about the crap that bothers us, we focus on the stuff the person does right. Instead of focusing on the stuff your loved ones do bad, we need to see what they do right as well, otherwise it can be a negative relationship. People have there down sides, but also focus on what they do right. So heres what my man does, he is there for me when i need him most, He makes me smile when i need a smile. Most of all he is my shoulder when i need one. he cares and he is also one of my bestfriends.

Things To Ponder.....
Things to ponder..... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to s

10 Things I Hate Abt You
I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate the way you stare I hate your big combat boots and the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme I hate the way you're always right I hate the way you lie I hate it when you make me laugh and even more when you make me cry I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call but mostly I hate it that I don't hate you not even close, not a little bit, not even at all.

Thinking About You
I am laying in bed thinking of you, and how much I really want to fuck you; and wishing my cock was real so I could fuck you the way I want to and feel it. I decide to surprise you, so I put my cock on and grab the lube, wearing nothing but my cock I walk into the living room and sit on the couch, patiently I wait for you to come home. Expecting you home any minute, I lube up and start stroking my cock, pretending that it is real and wanting so badly to feel it. My desire to fuck you becomes so strong that I start to feel myself cumming. All I want is for you to come home and take over stroking my cock to take me over the edge. I am so turned on it's becoming frustrating, needing to release the pressure of my orgasm I reach down with my other hand and start playing with my pussy. It only takes a few seconds before my orgasm reaches full strength, my body trembles as it crowns, all I can move now are the fingers on my pussy. I play with my clit until I cant breath, than plunge my fin

100 Thing You Didnt Know About Me
100 Truths... 1. real name -Jessica 2. like it - not really 3. single or taken -single 4. zodiac sign -scorpio 5. male or female - female 6. elementary - cedar point 7. middle - Washington 8. high - L-P 9. college - none 10. hair color - brown 11. eye color - blue 12. hair length -near middle of back 13. current worry -am i gay? 14. do you do drugs? - no way 15. are you a health freak? - i wish i was 16. height - 5'5 17. do you have a crush on someone? - kinda, but i wont say who she is 18. do you like yourself - yes 19. piercings - a few 20. tattoos - 4 21. righty or lefty -lefty FIRSTS- 22. first surgery - my cancer surgery 23. first piercings - ears 24. first best friend - one that stayed? Renee 25. first award -Vollyball most improved player 26. first sport - volleyball 27. first pet - princess the puppy 28. first vacation - to Texas with mom 29. first teacher - Mrs. Grevetti 30. first crush - Matt Redshaw THIS OR THAT- 31. orange or apple juice

Things To Ponder
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 7. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" 11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 14. WHY DO THEY LOCK

Things I've Learned From My Boys!
Things I've learned from my boys. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3 year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowed restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to hold a 45 lb. boy wearing batman pajamas and a superman cape. It is strong enough however,if tied to a paint can, to spread enough red paint on 4 walls of a 20 by 20 ft. room. You should not throw a baseball up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double pane)doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toliet flush and the words "uht oh", it's already to late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

Things You Will Never Hear A Pagan Say.....
This piece spewed from the minds of various Hermetic Study Group members one evening, as we sat trying to get our heads around the Tree of Life. So, in the spirit of the Spring Goddess of laughter, joy, and fun, we present to you equal opportunity pissing on... Alexandrian Wicca: Yes, we admit it - we nicked everything from the Gardnerians. Arthurian Enthusiasts: Guinevere was really a Pictish warrior princess! I think 'The Sword in the Stone' is a really great film. Astrologer: But your Sun sign is the most important sign! Sorry I'm late - it was a traffic jam and not anything planetary at all. I'm a big fan of astronomy. We're about to enter the Age of Aquarius. Meh. Celtic Faerie Shaman: I'd better read up on that before I write a book about it... I read the Tain bo Cuailgne in its original language. Celtic Tradition: Of course, we don't actually know anything about the historical Celts. I hate Celtic knotwork. Bloo

Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. What tampon? 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream gives me the shits. 11. Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good? 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... 16. Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20.

Things I Have Learned
I have learned a lot in my life but I have to say the I have learned a great deal in the last 5 yrs... Here are some of the things I have learned: 1) Life is too short. 2) Have fun every day. Find someone that makes you laugh. 3) If you are not happy with who you are change!! You make your own choices in your life. There is no one making you do anything. If you find yourself saying I would if I could or thinking I don't want to be here or I don't like where I am in this life, change it. Everyone deserves to be happy. And yes sometimes to change a situation people have to get hurt. But there are ways to limit how hurt they get and you still change and be happy. 4) Go after what you want full force. No one is gonna give you anything in this life. You have to make your own way. Don't sit back and wait on a lucky day, the lotto, or the sweepstakes. You have to make your own good fortune in this life! 5) They say good things come with time and that is true. It's ok to wait

Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do:
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO: There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at

Thinking About You
When I ate today at noon All I could think about was you Wishing you was here to do what you do Wishing I could feed you with my spoon Hoping someday I'll see your smile again I don't know if I can take all this pain Knowing that I am here and you are there Thinking about the times we had and will not have You are the best there ever was and will be There is nothing to explain you, but lovely Even when I was sad you made me happy I just don't know what to do I just hope one day, I get to see you

Thinking About You
I remember when you said, "most of the time when you can't sleep your thinking of someone" then you asked me who, now I realize that you were right and when I can't sleep I find myself thinking of you how I miss you so, then I drift off to sleep dream about you, wake up once again thinking about you and the way things use to be I find myself wanting to tell you how much I miss you and how I want to tell you I love you but, then I realize things aren't the way they use to be and things have changed... I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't think of you without saying to myself I love him and then I wonder, do I ever want that day to come?

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tell me what ya'll think of this idea i am thinking of makeing a lounge for roleplaying gamers to meet and talk about gameing and other stuff that has to do with rpg games what you think about that?

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never trust anyone from MA, especially the males. six flags is lame & so isn't fenway. wear your guts on your sleeve & your heart in a tin box locked up in your glove compartment. the one beer rule at venues is rediculous. coffee is my saviour. staying up until 6 a.m. to go to work at 9 a.m is always worth it in the end, no matter how much of a bitch you are & how tired you may be. people are liars, two-faced, & all around selfish, deal with it, & move on. never try to help anyone at a social distortion concert who has lost their glasses, you end up on the other side of the rail, flip-flopless & in tears. florida is hot & the boys even hotter. ♥. weddings are alright when you don't know anyone, you just need to have a few drinks, losen up & dance the night away. i don't need to go out every thursday, friday, or saturday. bike week is NOT ok when you don't have a front lisence plate. my truck is actually a pretty comfortable place to spend a fe

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1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he g

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101 Things to Learn from Movies . . . Never go upstairs when being chased. When it gets quiet, that is a bad thing. It is a good idea to stay in the light. Don’t ever go looking for anyone once they are gone. It’s useless to try to defend yourself. Even if you feel the urge to investigate, DON’T! No matter how safe you feel, there is always something that you have missed. If someone approaches you with information that no one would know, they are involved. If blood is found, you’re fucked. If body parts are found, you’re really fucked. If a dead body is found, you are most likely next. Even if you think you hear your friend or family member calling for help, don’t try to help. Killers have no conscience. Intimidation will only make them madder. If you survive, you will still eventually die, most likely by the same killer that you evaded. If you are having visions of things that have not happened yet, just let it happen. Avoiding something that would have killed you wil

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I want to get my living room painted. [ive only been trying to do it since febuary] I want to get my anxiety under control. [its hard to call a dr when youve got phone anxiety] I want a 60+ disc cd player for christmas [like Kate has, with the sub and speakers and surround sound] I want Cable/DSL/Something other then DialUp [so tired of living in the stone age] I want a VIC [cuz im a camera whore who's always running low on pic space] I want a bigger bed [Glitter+Glitter'sBF+Daybed/SingleMattress=owwie sleep] I want my throat to stop burning [I woke up and vomited dinner up @3am idkw] I want to have the balls to msg that fetish photographer back [had too much anxiety to message him back after the initial response to if i wanted to be in a shoot] I want someone else to have a gym membership @ Lifetime [i never go anymore, i need a gym buddy!] I want a new yoga mat [andrew ruined my old one, dont let ppl barrow stuff] I want to finish my bedroom

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There are some things that just annoy me to no end. 1. Friend requests: People who lie to get you to add them as a friend. They write something like "Thanks for your comment/message/rate" and make you think that you checked them out and made the first move, when in actuality you have never been to their page or come across them anywhere. Liars! No one I want to be a friend with! Also in this category are the people who have a message pre-written that they copy-paste to everyone they apply to be friends with... their whole life sob story. PATHETIC! Or the people who give you their phone number! It's different if you've send a few messages, but right in the friend request? I mean come on! These people are better off saying nothing and just sending a blank request. 2. Messages: People who write in the subject line but say nothing in the body. The subject line is just a description or opener, not the message itself. I don't answer these. FUBAR message system is annoying enough all

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I don't know who the author is but he makes some very good points...... President Bush did make a bad mistake in the war on terrorism. But the mistake was not his decision to go to war in Iraq. Bush's mistake came in his belief that this country is the same one his father fought for in WWII. It is not. Back then, they had just come out of a vicious depression. The country was steeled by the hardship of that depression. But they still believed fervently in this country. They knew that the people had elected their leaders, so it was the people's duty to back those leaders. Therefore, when the war broke out the people came together, rallied behind, and stuck with their leaders, whether they had voted for them or not or whether the war was going badly or not. And war was just as distasteful and the anguish just as great then as it is today. Often there were more casualties in one day in WWII than we have had in the entire Iraq war. But that did not ma

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I am THINKING about hosting a contest. I need some suggesions for what type of contest it should be, and who would be interested in participating. I WILL NOT VOTE, COMMENT, or RATE anyone in the contest. I WILL promote as much as I can and re-post all the participants' bulletins about it. let me know what you think.

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Subject: LIFE IN THE 1500'S The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get

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Currently, I'm watching a show on History International about the Book of Revelations in the bible, and what its real meaning and origins are. Early in the show, they discussed the apocalyptic predictions made in Revelations. It got me thinking, regarding the novel I'm working on (as my novel is set in a post-apocalypse setting, and the apocalypse itself is based in current events, and reflects Revelations pretty directly. In my thoughts, I realized just how close to Revelations that my picture of the apocalypse was. Revelations states (paraphrased) that during the apocalypse, the sun would be become black, the moon would turn to blood, the stars would fall from the sky, massive earthquakes would plague the Earth, massive amounts of people would die (Revelations states 1/3 of the human race - my story quotes more), and those that remain would boil in lakes of fire. Keeping in mind that Revelations was first written somewhere between 30AD and 200AD (much debate still remains on

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I'm sitting here at work thinking about all of my friends and family that are in the armed forces. I've got guys and girls in every kind of force such as the Army, Navy, Air Force, and the Marines. I support them and I'm so very proud of them doing something so great but at the same time I am so tired of getting the horrible phone calls telling me that someone else that I love has died. My best friend in the world (hes like a brother to me) is leaving for the Marines tomorrow. I've spent so much time with him and I talk to him everyday and now I wont be able to see him until he gets back from boot camp around Christmas time. I dont want him to go but at the same time I understand how much he needs and wants to do this. Hes been talking about it since we were so little. Does anyone have any advice for me on how to deal with this?

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o i had a great bithday we all went to Kingstown Bowl it was Toga Karaoke night it was lots of fun got lots of pic so im going to put them up soon. the next day i went to hang out with sum friends and watch movies and bullshit but i got a call from my mom (there were in Navarre, FL visiting with my grandmother) she was really upset she told me that my grandmother was in the hospital and she wasnt doing good (it was all of a suddin caues my mom said she was up and cleaning doing yard work my grandmother) so i told my mom please let me know hows she doing. well i get another call later on that night from my dad telling me she passed away i was like "what omg" and i couldnt stop crying caues the last time i saw here was in 2003 and I talked to her on my bday she was singing happy bday to me.but i was very thankful to my friends that i was with they helped me calm down.(thanks Lacey,Chase,Kevie, and to the other that called me thank you) i miss here so much. i didnt get to say goodbye. I e

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so i was sitting downstairs with my mom, lately i've been feeling down and out, she started to tell me some things that happened as a child to her. after hearing some of the things i felt like an asshole for being depressed about trivial shit. my mom lost two of her closest friends growing up to murder...her best friend was stabbed to death by four men (now this is back home in germany in the 70s) and her other friend was a gay man who was also killed...raped by 4 guys and had the word faggot carved into his chest with a knife...how fucking sick. i felt bad cuz you only get those friends once and to lose them like that...i never heard these things from her until now, and now i'm really thinking about my trite and trivial reasons for being down...what an eye opener...

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OK, Friday was a firestorm of negativity at work. Things are the worst they have even been for me professionally and it looks like I will not be online much for the immediate future, even at home. I need to concentrate on fixing the issues at work and finding new employment at home. If anyone has good strategies for the soon to be fired, please send them my way. Take care & please know that even if I'm not around, I am thinking of you folks @};-

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I don't know it is about the times now, but it ssems like their just isn't any time left to think about anything like, future, I don't i guess i just have a demented mind or something to be worring about the future. i guess i should just be worring tommorrow, instead of next week. Some people think thise who worry about the future are cracked. who knows, maybe we are.

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"when we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on --series polygamy-- until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter." ~ Tom Robbins Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breathe away. "Dance like nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt." "People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true." ~Robert J. Ringer "To the world you may be one person, but to that person you may be the world." *love is a short wor

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71 Things you most likely don't know about me ======================================== [Do you snore] == Yeah. [Are you a lover or a fighter] == Fighter. [Whats your worst fear] == Bad spelling. Ok, ok...failure. [As a kid, were you a Lego maniac] == Still am. [Do you like to have your neck kissed] == I love it. [Do you chew on your straws] == Sometimes. [Were you a cute baby] == Cuter than I am now. [What color is your mouse] == Black & Silver. [What color is your keyboard] == Black. [Do you sing in the shower] == Sometimes. [Have you ever bungee jumped] == No, but I want to. [Have any secrets] == Not really. [Ideal vacation spot] == Somewhere quiet and secluded. [Do you think Jay Leno is funny] ==No. [can you swim] == Yes. [Have you seen Donnie Darko] == Yes, love that movie! [Do you give a flip about the ozone] == Probably not as much as I should. [Have you ever been on an airplane] == No. [Do you wish yo

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In everyone's life there problems to solve. Even in the strongest relationship, there are differences to overcome. It is easy to give up when confronted with difficulties; to fool yourself into believing that perfection can be found somewhere else. But true happiness and a lasting relationship are found when u look inside yourself for the solutions to the problems. Instead of walking away when things get tough and blaming the other person look for compromise and forgiveness. Caring is not a matter of convenience. It is a commitment of one soul to another. And if each gives generously of themselves, then both lives are enriched. The problems will come and go, just like the changing seasons. But unselfish love is constant and everlasting.

10 Things To Do Tonight
10 - Peel your nasty socks off the wall cus you know it's funkin' up your room! And it don't look pretty! 9 - Put the good T.P. in the bathroom, in case the "good" company comes over (ya'll know you got that 1 4-pack of the good soft stuff for the just in case guests.... you of course use McD's napkins, damn they chaffe!!!) 8 - Ladies - make sure the good panties our out front of the drawers in case you have company - Men - make sure all your nasty drahhhs are hidden and add baking soda to absorb that not so fresh a$$ smell yall get after workin out.... 7 - Pull all your food to the front so it "LOOKS" like you have a full fridge. 6 - Make sure you have your condoms within reach so there are no "accidents" later on that night. 5 - Get to the Liquor store 4 - I SAID GET TO THE DAMN LIQUOR STORE! 3 - You might want to spray some good cologne in the house, or Febreeze to get that old smell outta there (for guys only) 2 - Make sure you have that really good collab

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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can mak e to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when

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