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5 Things About Your Cell Phone
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone

13 Things Your Mechanic Will Never Tell You
1. "Watch out for scare tactics. Admonitions like 'I wouldn't drive this another mile' should be viewed with suspicion." 2. "Check for ASE [National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence] or AAA [American Automobile Association] certification, as well as a state license. Reputable shops are proud to display them." 3. "Ask, ask, ask. For recommendations, years in business, warranties offered, licenses, and the type of equipment used. Look for a clean garage. A floor cluttered with empty oil cans, worn tires, and dirty rags is a red flag." 4. "Never sign a blank authorization form. Always get a signed work order with a specific estimate for each job and warranties that apply." 5. "It's nuts to take a car with engine problems to a shop without a good engine analyzer and scan tool. Any mechanic who says 'I don't need fancy equipment' should be avoided." 6. "Synthetic motor oils may cost more, but you'll get a lot more miles between changes." 7. "When you go for a se

Thinking Of You...
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you rlf

Things In General
Sometimes I get to feeling like that people only seem to like me is for the novelty of my art. When that wears off I am abandon yet again and wondering why that no one really takes the time to Know me. Maybe I am ranting for no reason but I am not a novelty I am a person with feelings. I do not want anything from anyone save maybe for someone to just say hi now and then without reason.

Things I've Learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones wit

Things For Women To Think About!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet.(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..... 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone-else's ex-boyfriend!

Think About It
So think about it. Setting her thinking about the facts of life we are doomed to repeat.So I came up with this statement. Hmm 5 things in life are true. 1.Life 2.Growth 3.Death 4.Taxes 5.Repeat...Maybe next time we get it right.Oh history repeats as well..um nevermind getting it right... Not that things are enjoyed once repeated and life kinda stinks at times with each repeat....hmmm lol...Anyways lol enjoy the reading...lol

Things That Make You Go Hhmmm
i'm new to this site, ya dig. and i'm just curious as to why people would put pics up that they don't want rated honestly. If you are a 3 or a 4 then you are. everybody ain't no 9 or 10. don't get mad at me if you look like a beached whale or an alien from starwars. you might be kool as hell and a nice person but if your a 3 then ur a three. its just a rating of ur pic don't get upset if you don't look good. blame that stupid god you pray to or your parents. im real and ima always be real. i won't lie to make you feel better and whoever does is a fraud and a sham. so get over yourself and shape up or don't put ur pics up!

50 Things
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? no 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? yes 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? dont have one 5. Do you get nervous before Dr. appts? always 6. What do you think of hot dogs? there ok 7. Favorite Christmas song? silent night 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffe 9. Can you do push ups? yes 10. What do you order at starbucks? dont go to starbucks 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? none 12. Favorite hobby? ps2 and net 13. How do you eat your eggs? over easy 14. Do you have A.D.D.? sometimes 15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? theres so many 16. Middle name? scott 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment... im bored im bored im bored 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.? im bored

Things About Me.
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? Uh, no, only Ranch 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? nope 3. Do you own a gun? I used to own a couple when I was a cop. I had a S&W 40 and then a Glock 45. I sold them when I moved here and found out that I couldn't be a part-time cop. 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Nothing 5. Do you get nervous before Dr. appts? Not at all. Nothing to be nervous about. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i love hot dogs especially from the ball park. 7. Favorite Christmas song? Steven Curtis Chapman's "Christmas is all in the heart" 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Diet Coke 9. Can you do push ups? Don't know and probably won't try 10. What do you order at starbucks? I don't do Starbucks or coffee 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? wedding band 12. Favor

Things Are Opening
Ok all the giveaways are open but I will consider adding you late. But for the BIG contest ,VIP and 3 regular bling packs,I still need 4 entries yall come on let get this open tonight and explode this page !!!!! Thanks In Advance Painter

Things Are Finally Starting To Look Up For Me!
So, after almost a year of struggling with everything from emotions, finances, life in general...things are really starting to look up for me finally! It started with my new job. :D I got a new job, still working at the hospital, with a nice pay increase. I start this Wednesday working at the hospital pharmacy as a their buyer. I think that it will keep me really busy and be quite challenging. So very excited to start! Next...I got the car of my dreams. Which not only meant getting rid of my gas hog Explorer, but reducing my payments by $150 a month. Hip hip hooray!!! This car has everything I could ever imagine! It is a Cherry Red Monte Carlo, with black leather seats(heated, like I'll ever use those in Oklahoma), sunroof, tinted windows, auto start and lots of extras inside. I loved the fact that I could change the radio station and volume right on my steering wheel. I was totally like a little kid in a candy store driving home from Lawton! As for my "non-existent" love-life?

Think Of Someone I Never Met
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I never met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and confuse But I always smile when I thinking of you.

Think About It
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be. You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice. Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means. See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it. Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile. I make the

Things Are Funny
This past week i have realized a few things.... Not everything is as appears. I have honestly given Ct a try and I am sure now I am leaving. I cannot rely on anyone anymore for anything, and friends I thought I had, I dont. Not really sure as to the why who where when what and how.... but I need to rely on just me. I have a tendency to put everyone before me, and not take care of me. From now on my kiddo comes first then me. I am changing and most are not going to like the new me. I am one of the few on here and in life, what you see is what you get.I dont need to pretend to be anything other than what I am. I honestly tried to be a caring person and for that I get used. So back to the old I dont give a F*** me. I refuse to be hurt again

Things Only A Mom Can Teach
THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ... "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC ... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job." My Mother taught me ESP ... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR ... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

10 Things You Should Look For In A Guy
Well lets start off by saying all men are pigs... only if 1) They do everything you tell them 2) When you want something they get it 3) They open ALL doors for you 4) When you cry.. They care 5) When your feet hurt they dont ask do you want me to rub them.. they ask coco butter or oil. 6) They kiss you in every place on your body so you know they are trying to make sex more then just sex 7) When you need them there always there 8) Your the Princess 9) They dont look at anyother girl... even if they may be hott.. 10)The final thing... they have to be HOTTT!

Thinking
For the too many nights in a row, I'm sitting here alone in my room thinking. I sit on my bunk, flip through the channels, and then try to sleep. The sleeping pills aren't working, the going for a walk isn't working. Heck, a warm bath isn't working. I lie in bed, just thinking. I just don't understand it. I've never had a problem sleeping before. Don't get me wrong, it's some good quality thinking. I think a couple more nights, and I'll have the equation for the secret of happiness, what we are doing here, and the solution to the energy crunch figured out. I think I figured out how to make cows crap crude oil last night, I am just too tired to remember. I am physically exhausted, but my mind just keeps going. Further, it's not that I am dwelling on the past either. I am just feeling like there is something I am missing. Something that I should be looking at. I keep paying attention to what is in front of me, but it seems like it's not what is supposed to be there.

Thinking
Thinking by LateNiteFantasy© Sometime's I sit and think I think about whether you're about you thinking about me, Thinking about you Thinking about me and if we're both thinking about who loves who more and I say it's me just like you say it's you and when we talk on the phone for like two hours telling each others sweet nothings we just spend the whole day together But still niether one of us wants to be the first to say goodbye So we agree to both say goodbye then hangup on the count of three and ten minutes later we're still on the phone even when we've run out of the sweet nothings we started with We're both content to just listen to the rythym of the other's breath and somewhere in the back of my mind I'm wondering how I'm making it when just the thought of you leaves me breathless

213 Things You Can't Do In The Army
Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn‘t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn‘t been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. 1) Not allowed to watch Southpark when I‘m supposed to be working. 2) My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. 3) Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4) Not allowed to challenge anyone‘s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 5) Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. 6) Not allowed to play ‘Pulp Fiction‘ with a suction-cup dart p

Thinking Like A Star
Thinking like a Star by LateNiteFantasy© Thinking like a Star Thoughts, like the stars so very many of the perfect way to shine like a star I have yet to find. Moments came like the wind embraced in realities passing that never made it to pen. All that is existent before me, absorbed in the dark mass of space thinking like a star.

45 Things To Do For Her
45 Things To Do 01- touch her waist 02- talk to her 03- share all my secrets 04- always give her my jacket 05- kiss her oh so slowly 06- hug her oh so tightly 07- hold her like she has never been held before 08- always laugh with her 09- invite her anywhere 10- let her know she was my #1 friend and always be the focus of my attention around any other friends. 11- smile with her (Cheezie Smiles Too!) 12- take pics with her (Cheezie Pic's Too) 13- gently pull her onto my lap, but only if she liked it! 14- deny it if she ever said she loved me more, I would tell you couldn't possibly love me more Huni! 15- Love her more then anything in the world and make dam sure she knows it!*My Favorite* 16- always hug her when you see her 17- kiss her unexpectedly 18- hug you from behind around the waste 19- always tell her she's beautiful not sexy! 20- tell her the way I feel about her and show you it too! 21- gently kiss her on the lips 22- never ask her to buy me stuff. I

Things To Make You Say Hmmm
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969! In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants! Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating! Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! One

Things I Love About You
Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you.

Things To Ponder
Since leaving my position of second assistant manager with Advance Auto Parts and being out of the work force for a month or so now, my nerves are beginning to settle down quite a bit, especially since I applied for S.S.I. / S.S.D.I. and services with "Project Employment" through the Workforce Development Center. I'm probably jumping the gun on things, but I am already planning a life based on receiving S.S.I. benefits but, GOD! It would be so much easier, Id be able to get so much done during the day if I didn't have to work, but still received a check.I could have the entire outside of the house done in one season and get the inside of the house done in the other season and finally be done with it all.After that, I could move on to getting our current vehicles rebuilt and in good working order as well as getting my license back so I could work part time as a delivery driver or something of that nature in the evening to help compensate my income.Chris and I have even talked about me b

The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You © By Trish I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you Sweetheart David

8th In The World!!!!!!!!
BRAD"THE BULL"SAWYER[8-2-1am] IS NOW RANKED ***8TH*** IN THE WORLD AT 170 POUNDS. I understand why they won't let me fight Brad again. He's becoming a known fighter in the amateur ranks, and they want to keep building his record. Pat Harvey came all the way from Nebraska to fight him, hoping a win would boost his ranking. Unfortunately, Brad is pretty damn good, standing up and on the ground, and Brad bulldogged him out the gate; some say Pat offered to touch gloves and instead Brad hit him - I wa there, but I would have to look at the fight again to tell you what reeally happened. So I want to become a known fighter also. It wasn't too long ago not many people knew who Urijah Faber was, or Kimbo Slice. Now they are making fat cash fighting in big shows. And there are many other fighters, even fighters with losing records, that still fight in the UFC. There's reasons for that: the UFC is a show, and if you're a good fighter that puts on a good show, they will keep paying you

10 Things God Won't Ask You On That Day!!
1...GOD won't ask what kind of car you drove. He'll ask how many people you drove woh didn't have transportation. 2...GOD won't ask the square footage of your house. He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home. 3...GOD won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet. He'll ask how many you helped clothe. 4...GOD won't ask what your highest salary was. He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it. 5...GOD won't ask your job title was. He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability. 6...GOD won't ask how many friends you had. He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend. 7...GOD won't ask in what neighborhood you lived. He'll ask how you treated your neighbors. 8...GOD won't ask about the color of your skin. He'll ask about the content of your character. 9...GOD won't ask why it took so long to see Salvation. He'll Lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell. 10..GOD won't ask you why HE SHOULD LOVE Y

Things On My Mind
I've always believed in dreams. That someday they would come true. Always wishing on the stars, Hoping one would eventually come true. You came into my life, and both my dreams and wishes came true for me. With you I knew pure happiness. Even my darkest of days, didn't get me down. With you I knew what it truly meant to feel so alive. And no matter what went wrong, I would still be happy and smiling. Because you were in my life. But then you just disappeared without a trace. To where or why I do not know. And with you, all my happiness just disappeared and left me with nothing but lonliness and tears. All my dreams and wishes, seem so unreal now. And all that is left with me is sadness. Why or why did this happen? What did I do to deserve this? What is so wrong with me to make you just disapperar without a word, or a goodbye. Or just some kind of explaination. Was all the happiness I felt with you just a dream, that I never deserved to have and was i

Things U Might Not Know About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you 1. I am a virgo 2.I hate fake people 3.I'm not into drama and will avoid it at all costs. 4.I don't watch alot of T.V. 5.I love to bake 6.I love my kids and my man 7.I am a genuine,sincere, and caring 8.I love sex!!!! 9.I love to sit outsde on my upstairs porch and watch the stars come out 10.I love to kiss :) iceman have a pepsi day tryzup whiplash ato

Thinking Back
I grew up in a little hood ass area in Atlanta that is named Vine City. Vine city was the type of hood they talk about on TV. Daily shootings and prostitution, drug dealers and robbers, these were the type of people i came up wit and fought in the trenches with. People like EB James Chris Kenny Kemp, Lil Mama Peaches and Mario. All killed in the hood and all under 21. Sad way of life but it is wat it is. VCP

100 Things About Me
THIS IS THE 100 RANDOM TRUTHS ABOUT YOURSELF LIST. 1. I WAZ BORN IN Yonkers NY 2. I was born at the end of the year. 3. I have a son that's 6 4. I have another son that's 4. 5. I am reaching that ultimate age of 30 :( 6. I am adopted 7. I am the baby of 9 children 8. I have lost 90 lbs in 2 1/2 years 9. I smoke cigs 10. My mother is Puerto Rican 11. My dad is Irish 12. I watch porn alot 13. I love to watch porn with a man 14. I love anal sex 15. I can get aggressive in bed lol 16. I love walks on the beach AFTER anal ;) 17. I write 18. I've been published a few times 19. Tho I'm not famous for my writing YET 20. I wear a size 10 pants 21. I play poker 22. One day I will be good enough at bluffing in poker to play in a real tournament 23. I love sex 24. I love sucking di*k 25. I love to ride ;) (use your imagination) 26. I sing a lil 27. I've done some background vocals for a producer friend of mine 2

Think And Do
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Think and do You could spend years and years figuring out how to take three steps at once. Or you could simply take one step, and then the next, and then the next. Being able to think things through is a tremendously valuable skill. But don't let all that thinking prevent you from doing. Sometimes it pays to think of a more efficient or effective or faster way to complete the task. Other times you're better off when you just go ahead and do it. Analyzing what you must do can be helpful. Yet analysis by itself won't get the job completed. After you think it through, go ahead and get it done. Put your clever thinking into action, and you'll have something of tangible value to show for it. Put your mind to work and you'll create great ideas. Then put those ideas to work with your efforts, and bring them successfully to life. -- Ralph Marston

Things I Have Learned (a Little Late .... ) Lol
Things that I have learned ... and this might be something I learned recently, or that I just got the light bulb on in one of the Depressive/Manic phases of my "Bipolarness" (either way the list will continue to grow considering I love learning... even the hard lessons). 1. That as much as I and most of my colleagues consider the internet a useful means of communication and connectivity to people we might not have ever run into in "real life"; the rest of the world seems to think it's one big SIMSONLINE game where you pick a character and a personality .... and "act" out scenarios that otherwise they dont have the b*lls to handle in real life. Its just so easy to come here and be something your not, to the people who are actually Authentic. Authenticity.... word of the day!! 2. That no matter how much you think you can change someones mind about something.... its their mind... and Only they can change it. This would apply to things like.... "Well I thought I could change him once

Things That I Have On The Net
So a little bit about me.... I'm 30 years old, live in Phoenix, Arizona and I have different things going on in my life. I am currently married but like to mess around on the internet and make new friends. I am about a year into owning my own small time business and I enjoy that. I am learning how to do different things and in about a month I will be going and sitting for A+ and Network+. I was an EMT in Arizona for about 13 years, and have since discovered that I don't like that anymore. I am studying for a degree in computer forensics while all this is going on. I enjoy being social with people and don't hide who I am. I also enjoy writing which I do and post on Authorsden.com. If you are interested in reading what I have written just ask and I will provide you with the link. I have also started an online store through Ioffer, which so far hasn't provided me with any additional money. I also enjoy outdoor stuff when it's not to hot like it is right now in the su

Things That Tell You That You've Been On A Bad Date....
1. You actually feel sad that you're not at home alone on a Friday night, watching TV. 2. You don't consider yourself shallow, but you can't help but think, "I can't be caught dead being seen with this ugly mothafucka!" 3. If it wasn't for the excessive alcoholic drinks, you don't know how you would've survived the night. 4. You swear that was the longest, most excrutiating night of your life, but you get home BEFORE 11:30 pm. 5. You would pay attention more to the conversation if your date didn't have something green wedged in his teeth. 6. Your date takes you to one of "their" spots, and you don't say more than three words on the date. And funny thing, they don't even notice. 7. You've actually contemplated more than once about calling some of your friends to come and beat up your date. 8. The fact they threw up on your shoes IS NOT the worst part of the date. 9. You actually make plans to move, because you can't stand the thought that they actually know where

Thinking
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Things That Have Occurred To Me...
Tonight, I found Celinia's old livejournal (for those keeping score and not in the know, Celinia was my last serious girlfriend. We were together for about two and a half years, living together for two of those years). She moved out in mid-December of 2004, almost exactly two years after we started dating. In reflection (to be cliched, hindsight is always 20/20), she was unhappy with our relationship for the last six months of that. I think it was mostly the financial issues and the neighbor from hell. I think my own issues had a lot to do with her being unhappy. Anyway, those revelations are for a different post, that I will probably never make, as I try not to dwell on the past, and have learned my lessons. What occurred to me is that I've been mentioning to people that ask, that it's been about two years since Celinia and I broke up. In reality, her moving out was really the point of the breakup - we just didn't have closure then. In reality, it's been three and a half years s

14 Things Pms Stands For
14 Things PMS stands for Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People make me sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Stink Pack My Stuff Permanent Menstrual Syndrome ...and my favorite one... Potential Murder Suspect

Thinking Of You
All day long, I thought about you. Even when I tried not to think about you, I thought about you. When I closed my eyes, I thought about you. When I opened my eyes, I thought about you. When I thought about the beauty of the season, I thought about you. When I thought about the warmth of the upcoming holidays, I thought about you. When I heard a love song on the radio, I thought about you. When I checked my email, I thought about you. Even when I said goodnight to the stars, I thought about you. And when I slipped beneath the softness of my blanket and gave in to the bliss of sweet dreams, I thought about you. I just can't stop thinking about you.

44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 things a girl would die for. ladies:this will make you tear up :) fellas:read it,all of it! :) 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful... 20-tell her the way you feel about her! oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-Tell her she mea

Think!!
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’ This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift! Today befo

5 Things
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." NUMBER 4 : "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to." NUMBER 3 : "Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!" NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUM BER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) "... in Jesus' name, Amen

Things;...
Hello all. I hope you're all doing quite well. I, personally, am growing slightly bored with the whole experience here. I try and try to start up conversations with people and they just don't seem to give a damn. Am I that boring? If so, someone please tell me so I can try to change that. I'm just looking for people to talk to for heaven's sake.

Think Of Your Children...
...and what would it be like to NOT see them everyday; wonder how they are doing in school; take them to McDonalds, or just out to eat when you had that extra couple bucks; watch their face light up when you picked them up from school; or when you got home from work and they wanted to show you their homework/artwork/report card...some parents don't get to feel/experience that anymore. I didn't get to have this. This is what it is like...and you should feel your own chest hurting, swell and heave, and feel tears in your eyes by the end of this video..CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Things I Wanted To Keep
TheDarkRaven29's Poems TheDark... My heart to your heart. Together forever, always and never to part. Tossing and turning. This love striving and burning. My thoughts and dreams of only you. Heart burning with love so true. Your words touch my heart and tug at my soul. Each day I thank you for making my life whole. I pray to God that apart we will be never. But if that happens please remember. Buildings Burn...People Die...But Our Love Is FOREVER!!! TheDark... Burning I bleed with a yearning and need. Your love a dart that pierced my heart. Longing to feel and wanting to tell. For you I would walk straight into Hell. The eyes so pure I see into your soul. Vowing an undying love thats true and whole. Taking your heart and holding it tight. Wishing for the time when I can hold you through the night. To subside your worries. To comfort your fears. To have and to hold for so many years. This I send. Giving you my heart un

Thinking Of Not Renewing My Vip
Hello all, Since Fubar decided to let members be able to re-rate profiles, I have been seriously considering not renewing my VIP come August because for one, if I did, that would take away from the 100 11's that I have and I don't think it's a real good idea to be re-rating profiles but as that saying goes, that's my opinion and you know what they say about opinions too. If there was a better way which I think there is, namely allowing members to use their fu-bucks to buy more 11's than I think that would make re-rating profiles a lot more interesting besides, for having over 700 friends, that would take 7 days or more to just re-rate everyone's profile, that's ridiculous! So I would say, it's a 60-40 possibility that I won't renew my VIP come August here so if I don't, I hope people understand that and not be upset with me about it either.

The Things I Think Of In My Spare Time
Ok I am gonna start this one off with an advisory: If you are hardcore religious, easily offended, find foul language unnecessary, or just consider yourself an overall decent person do not read this. Now with that being said I shall continue. Ok so if you have read my previous blogs you probably know how i feel about the war. But regardless of how you feel about the war, you should agree with me that nothing, i mean nothing gives anyone the right to protest at a soldiers funeral. What the fuck do these mother fucking cock sucking ass clowns think they are doing? When i get home if i see one of these sons of bitches trying to protest anything at a funeral i am going to snap like a brittle twig. First of all, how the fuck would they like it if thier son or daughter died and I went to the funeral with a sign saying they deserved to fucking die? Second of all, who the fuck are these christian fundamentalists saying that soldiers are dying because... well i really dont know wha

Thinking, Doing
The great end of life is not knowledge but action. --Thomas Huxley Sometimes we have good ideas about how to make things better. We might know we need to spend more quality time with others. We might know it would be better if mealtime was not so hectic and really became a time for sharing the day's events. Knowing what needs to happen is part of the process of change. But we have to put that knowledge into action. All our good intentions, no matter what they may be, do not really mean anything until we move into action. A hug is better than a thought of love; a story read together is better than a wonderful vacation that did not get past the planning stage, just as a finished house is something we can live in, while the blueprint is soon forgotten. When we act on our ideas, we put ourselves into the world as a force for change. What change can I set loose in the world today?

Things U Wanna Know...
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723Height:: 5'4'Weight:: 190Right or left-handed:: bothHeritage:: heinz 57Are you in love?:: maybeHow do you alleviate stress?:: theres a way 2 get rid of itDo you swear?:: opps did i say that out loudIf you could have any job, what would it be?:: workin w animals{or kids}What are your favorite sports to watch?:: football What was your first car?:: datsun pickupWhat kind of car do you have now?:: ummm noneWere you popular in high school?:: umm depends who u askedDo you like thunderstorms?:: yeahIs the glass half empty or half full?:: half ull so quite drinkin outta itBest places you have ever been?:: alaskaFavorite food?:: tacosLeast favorite food?:: certain veggysWhat type of music do you dislike most?:: hard core rap cant understand what there sayinDo you take illegal drugs?:: nopeDo you believe in love at first sight?:: umm dependsIf you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: yupAre you a risk taker?

Think'n Of You
well Im sitting here thinking about you the way you make me feel everytime I hear your voice you make my heart all warm and tingly inside just thinking of you I get the samefeelings sometimes I smile sometimes I laugh I like that, laughing with you tryna be smart you know what I mean I like to make you laugh even though I try so hard sometimes you know when I hear your laughter I cant help but think I cant help but wonder the look in your eyes I bet you'd take my breath away I bet you'd give right it back with just one kiss if if if that ever happened damn Id dream nizhoni-ful dreams of you forever ha ha Im thinking right now, your smiling oh' shi heart.... he he I like it when you are happy Id say.. Id do.. anything to keep you feeling good as long as you are never sad never mad especially, never cry just because I done you wrong Id hate myself with a passion for hur

Thing I Wont Do..
OK PLEASE READ AND READ REAL GOOD OK. 1 NO PHONE SEX.. IT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING FOR ME 2 WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY ADDRESS.. I DONT KNOW U THAT WELL 3 WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY NUMBER INTEL I TALKIN TO U FOR AWHILE.. 4 CAMMIN... I WILL ONLY CAN IF ITS GOIN TO BE CLEAN.. I HAVE KIDS.. AND YEA THEY ARE AROUND.. AND NO.. IM NOT LOCKIN MY KIDS IN THEIR ROOMS SO U CAN SEE ME PLAY WITH MYSELF.. IF U CANT RESPECT THAT.. THEN MOVE.. ON 5. MY NSFW FOLDER.. FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT IN MY FAMILY FOLDER. IM SORRY. U GOT SO MUCH DAMN ROOM IN THERE.. OK.. AND I WILL BE CLEANIN ONCE A MONTH SO I CAN PUT NEW PEOPLE IN THERE.. OK IF I TELL YOU THAT I HAVE ROOM IN THERE.. DONT GET PISSED AND COCKY WITH ME.. OK.. ITS MY CHOICE TO HAVE WHO I WANT TO SEE MY SEXY PICS.. AND IF U GET TO MOUTHY WITH ME.. I WILL BLOCK UR ASSES .. I HOPE U ALL GOT .. I TRY TO OPEN MY NSFW EVERYDAY AT 6 PM.. BUT NOT ON SUN.. BUT IN ORDER TO SEE THOSE PICS.. U GOT TO RATE ME AND ADD ME FAN ME .. AND ALSO RATE MY SFW ONES TOO.

Things I Want In A Guy
This is what I look for in a guy...I'm picky..get over it. -I honest to god love cute ways of asking me out. -I love when a guy holds my hand in public and kiss me like nobodys watching -I love to dress up but I also love to be a bum.... -I need to trust you be4 I do anything -Trust is a big deal -I love when I get a cd with love songs that make them think of me -I love silly text msgs -I love kissing in the rain,snow -Must be a picture whore -Must Understand me -Your just not dateing me, your dateing my family and my friends -Must drive,or have own place -Likes sex -Is in love with makeing out -By making out I mean grabbing my face and taken what you want. -Must dress cute -in public treat me like you love me, in the bed room fuck me like you hate me -Must deal that the 1 man in my life is Logan *maybe if ur good enough u'll meet the kid" -Oh the other 1 thing is my animals. No matter how u try my dog WONT like u.

Things My Momma Told Me....
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they stumbled upon a naked woman frolicking in the water. After a few moments one of the boys turned and ran away. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked, "It was interesting man, why did you run away?" The other boy replied, "My Mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something turning to stone, so I ran.

Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. ' Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 10. My mother taught me about S

Things To Do With Music When You're Bored...
So this is a meme that I saw on someone's blog eons ago, but since even a week is practically an eternity in internet time, everyone will think I'm stunningly original and inventive! Unless I tell them I got it from somewhere else, of course... crap. Anyway, here's the thing. You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! So here's my top 10: #1: "Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous, spends his time alone in the basement..." #2: "It came without warning, a love like I ain't never felt before..." #3: "It's a little bit hard to understand, but I only wanna be a modern man..." (Yeah, this one's pretty obs

10 Things I Am Looking For In A Man!
I am looking for the 'perfect man'. Wait. Did I say 'perfect'? Okay. Maybe that's setting the bar a little high. How about a 'thoughtful, considerate, attentive man'? Hmmmm...still a little tough, you say? Okay...how's this. How about I simplify things. How about just a man. Oh, and breathing would be nice. Here are 10 things I am looking for in a man: 10.Mobility It's a good thing. Men who are, at least ambulatory, are already step ahead. There's so much potential there: potential walks in the park; potential strolls in the moonlight; potential dancing. Ah, the possibilities. 9.Generosity He doesn't need to be rich. He doesn't even need to be flush (although remembering to is always a plus). But the willingness to share, whether it's a meal, his ice cream or his cream cheese pie -- especially his cream cheese pie -- is always a good sign that a he is open to generosity in other areas., resulting in him being a good listener.,or beinga go

25 Things That Make Me Smile
25 Things That Make Me Smile Dimples ... I love them! Paying it forward. When a stranger smiles at me. Giving to others. Children laughing. Older couples holding hands. One of my cats brushing up against me. Hugs Receiving a greeting card from a friend just saying they are thinking about me. A half day off of work. Reading a book while curled up in my favorite chair. Receiving a text message from a friend just saying hi. Phone calls that lead into meaningful conversations. Making new friends. Receiving a credit on a bill due to overpaying or being charged too much. Music Seeing a couple in love. A funny email / joke / video. Being goofy with my friends. When someone plays with my hair. Being called by any of my nicknames. Watching the kids trick-or-treating on Halloween. Watching a persons face as I open a gift from them. Reconnecting with old friends. Seeing a friend reach a goal or achieve a dream.

Things I Believe
EJ got me thinking tonight. I was sitting here playing my flute and thought of how it sounded...anyway, I digress - here's some things I believe, from my heart, just so people know me. I think the sound of a flute is like the voice of a kind and caring woman. Miles Davis said that of a muted trumpet. I think he's right also. I believe that baseball is such a pure and engulfing sport that only a bunch of money hungry primadonnas like the major leaguers could ruin it for everyone. And they have. I think Halfnakedjohn is the coolest guy on fuber. My hat's off to you, buddy! If not my shirt. I believe there's something associated with the X chromosome that gives one manipulative powers. You don't give a child a car. You wait until he is a teen and can not only handle it, but can appreciate it, worship it, and even put it to good use. From that point on it is used to drive him everywhere, seduce women, and free his spirit. That's what the gods did for us in the 50's when they

10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way youre always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when youre not around, and the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you, not even close not even a little bit not even at all.

Things That Make You Humm
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? How do a fool and his money GET together? Why does Hawaii have interstate highways? How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation? If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her

Things Needed To Know About Me/dinge Mussten Um Mich Kennen/le Cose Hanno Dovuto Sapere Di Me/les Choses Ont Eu Besoin De Savoir De Moi
THINGS NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT ME: DINGE MUSSTEN UM MICH KENNEN: LE COSE HANNO DOVUTO SAPERE DI ME: LES CHOSES ONT EU BESOIN DE SAVOIR DE MOI: IF I want you to view my webcam I will offer, IF I want you to have my email address I will give it to you, IF you want to see my NSFW files you have to empress me not bother me to death about why you can't see it and how you can. IF you really want to be with me and you are real I will grant your wish to meet me for coffee not a sexual liason. IF you really want me to NOT speak with you, Say hello to me then ask me do I have a webcam and Yahoo or MSN and Nude photos THEN tell me I'm not living up to your expectations - You will be blocked and deleted. You do not own me nor tell me what to do ever! I won't put up with it. Please everyone have a great rest of the week - ============================================= SE la voglio osservare il mio webcam che offrirò, SE la voglio avere il mio indirizzo email glielo darò, SE lei vuole

Things Happen
things never seem to happen just how they are planned with me..i feel like im in this spinning world..and everything around me is in fast forward..and im stuck..im not sure whats going on in my life right now...i have alot of things going on...a guy i care about..a guy i cant quite get rid of..just so many things haunt my soon to be future...and its a long dark road im set to travel i know..its just finding the way that im so unsure of...not sure if putting him through what im going through is really something that i want on my shoulders...i know i can take the pain..but he's not me..and he's not used to my cold dark world..i feel like im sinking back to what i was..nothing will ever be the same again..im just not sure where to go from here at alli love him to death thats no doubt just dont know if he is really ready for the things im about to have to endure..

50 Things About Me Survey
50 Things About Me Survey 1. What is your best friends name? Chrissy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? water running 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti w/ litte meatballs 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Chrissy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes & smile 10. Do you have a significant other? Married 11. Favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy, Army Wives, Bill Engvall 12. Siblings? 2 13. Height? 5'0 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas 18. Month? April & July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? no, there's always reason, it's a matter if I admit the reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Dane Cook 21. Favorite Day of

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

60 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For...
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your sweatshirt or hat and let her keep it and enjoy letting her wear it around. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it m

Things I Miss (these May Date Me ... Or You)
I miss.... The smell of Agree shampoo. The feel of a warm summer rain, hoping to the porch for protection when the clouds burst then running barefoot through the puddles immediately after. Long walks through the mountain. Swimming in Harvey's Creek, the water too cold and the rocks so slimy you had to wear your sneakers. Swinging from the cherry tree branches. Catching the brass ring on the carousel. EAST COAST PIZZA!! Zoom. (ok I don't really but it was a memory lol) My father. Dancing to Disco and not feeling it was weird. (told ya I'd be dating myself) Picking Lily of the Valley in an old dilapidated cemetery. Shoveling snow to earn a dollar Milk for .25 a gallon Payphone call .10 I miss when 100 pennies was a LOT of coin!! Casey Kasem's American Top 40 Countdowns every Sunday afternoon Hanging clothes on the line to dry. Rolling down big hills in refrigerator boxes. Feathered hair. Planet of the Apes on Friday nights. Mr. Softee the ice cream man

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.....
1. C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 2. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 3. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "'Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

Things A Woman Says...
Words Women use... 1. *_Fine _*: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. *_Five Minutes_*: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. *_Nothing_:* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. *_Go Ahead_*: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. *_Loud Sigh_*: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.* _That's Okay_*: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she want

Thinkin Of You
I cant help but to think of you your allways on my mind morning noon an night i think about how beautiful you are inside an out i think about how sweet you are i think about how nice you are i cant help but to think of you i think about how wonderful you are i think about how you always make me happy i think about how you allways make me smile i think about how you can allways cheer me up no matter whats going on i cant help but to think of you i think about how you allwys make me feel good i think about how nice it would be to have you as my queen i cant help but to think of you by cleon

Things Could Be Worse...
I just found out that one of my favorite people, ever, lost his job today, due to downsizing. I'm going into worry overdrive about this. I know he'll be ok financially, but I can't help it. He sounded so sad when I talked to him. It sucks not being able to comfort someone due to miles. These are some shitty times.

Think About It
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day?

Things I Want In My Man
This is a long list and this is what I expect in my future man...do you measure up? 1. He looks at me like he did the first time we met. 2. Taller than me. 3. I can fit in his clothes (I've got big hips). 4. Will play with me in the pool. 5. An out doorsy guy. 6. Loves kids. 7. Not Demanding. 8. Sincere. 9. Loving and caring. 10. Equally helps out. 11. Wants to spoil me. 12. Likes to travel. 13. Honest. 14. Knows how to have fun. 15. Loves to cuddle. 16. Loves to kiss. 17. Not overly involved in the computer/video games. 18. Movie lover. 19. Treats my son as his own. 20. Can make me smile when I am sad. 21. Someone I can't be mad at for long. 22. Enjoys going out. 23. Hard worker. 24. Patient (because I am not). 25. Adventurous. 26. Will go on a walk with me. 27. Loves anything comedy. 28. Will buy me flowers just because. 29. Will buy me expensive jewelry. 30. Will give me a back massage without me asking for one. 31. Some what older than me. 32. Take

The Things You Do For Love, Money And Leather Jackets. Make That Just Glossy Ones.
How much? Huh, well it costs less than a medium priced bottle of vino tinto. Oh, it is cheaper than baccie, wackey or otherwise. Also, in its favour it is not lethal, does not give you that morning after the night before and is not harmful to health. The other thing is that it will still be sitting there on the table or shelf long after the wine, cigarettes and chocolates have gone. Also the best thing is that the government is not getting a penny out of the transaction so that is worth its weight in gold. Now what was that you were saying about the recession, oh you cannot afford to buy it. In that case you will not want to know that the shiny new spinal jacket it will soon be wearing will add 50p onto the cost of each one. Yes, I knew you would not be able to afford it and no I am not making a profit out of you. – as if. Here you are then have one on me! The things you would love to say to your relatives or acquaintances – yes I do have some of both, as yet another freebi

Things About Me !!
Ok here goes I did this before my other account got deleted so I guess its time I did it again !! I am 5'0 Green eye's over wieght not a skinny one at all !! No teeth but top one's they are all I could afford after getting them knocked out by a man I was with !! I had a stroke in January that messed my right side up a bit !!! I tilt sometimes & my hand goes numb alot !!! I get angry because I cannot do alot of what I use too !!! Scar's everywhere (past mistakes in men) !! I am the Mother of 3 !! The Grandmother of 7 !! None I see anymore they all went their ways & left me behind !! I lost My Fiance last April he was younger then I ...I lways thought I would be the first to go, but thats was lie to myself !! He was on his way home to me when his heart just stopped & no one to help him. He was brain dead by the time he got help & died afew days later !! I was there when he took his last breath & a big part of me died that day also !! I have been trying to g

Thinking(long Blog)
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you can go back in time and take back something you did. I think we all have but also to have to think of the consequences of what could happen. There's somethings that I have done to ruin stuff in my life whether it would be with friends or relationships. I've learned that you should always tell someone how you feel and never keep feelings bottled up. This doesn't just go for that one woman or man you care about but also family. I've lost my dad in September 28, 2004 and the one thing I regret is not telling I loved him before he died and I don't know when the last time I told him I loved him in person. I've heard it all like "he knows you loved him". Never leave something unsaid cause it can come back and kick you in the butt. So you treasure your family and friends and hold no grudges no matter how hard it is. A grudge can leave you bitter inside and eat away at you. It's hard to forgive someone. I wish I could go back and re

Things I've Learned
If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis: They're written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much, with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be,

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5 Things You Must Know About Sleep Robin Lloyd LiveScience Senior Editor LiveScience.com Sun Aug 3, 9:16 PM ET You're tired. You could put your head down on a desk right now and fall asleep immediately. You went to bed late last night, had trouble falling asleep and woke up too early. And let's not kid ourselves: Tonight will be the same unless ... well, read on. This is the classic not-so-shut-eye experience of many Americans who think they are sleep-deprived and possibly need pills or other treatment to fix their insomnia, teeth grinding, jet lag, restless or jerky legs, snoring, sleepwalking and so forth. Reality is quite different. For instance, insomnia is said to be the most common sleep disorder, but these dissatisfying sleep experiences only get in the way of daily activities for 10 percent of us, according to the National Institutes of Health. And in almost half of those cases, the real underlying problem is illness (often mental) or the effects of

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1) It is still unacceptable to use the word “cunt” while in the throes of passion. For example, saying “Yeah…I’m gonna pound that cunt” will still get you a swift kick in the balls. Even worse, you’re not getting any pussy from the girl whatsoever. You fail. 2) “Can I? Can I?” = May I please stick my penis in your butt. Now, if you’re going to ask this question, you better be damn sure she’s going to say “Yes, you may.” Because if she says no, she’ll act like you just called her a cunt. You fail again. 3) She would always come home with a guy she met at the bar. And the guy would always have a bag from Taco Bell in his hands. So…Guy and Girl meet at bar. Girl invites Guy back to her apartment. Guy and Girl stop at Taco Bell. Guy and Girl have sex. Therefore, Guy + Girl + Girl’s apartment + Taco Bell = Sex. So guys, buy a girl Taco Bell and then go to her apartment and you’re in like Flynn. 4) Thugs/Gangsta-types last no more than an hour. For the physical act of sex itself, th

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42 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 42 things about your friends, and let them learn 42 things about you! Send back to me and to several more friends!! 1. Do you like blue cheese?-- no 2. Have you ever smoked?--- Yes and i still do 3. Do you own a gun?--- yes 4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?- fruit punch 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?--- Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs?---There ok but not my fav food 7. Favorite Christmas movie?--- Santa Clause w/ Tim Allen 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?-- Water 9. Can you do push ups?---yes but not as many as i once could 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my wedding ring its the only piece of jewelry i wear 11. Favorite hobby? fishing 12. Do you have A.D.H.D.?--- no but my son does 13. What's your weight?--- too damn heavy lol 285 14. Middle name?---- Ronald 15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?--- My wife,

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in my shoutbox. and i CANNOT stand repetition: "Nice ink." "How many tattoos do you have?" "Hi." "How's Iceland?" "So you're from Iceland." seriously if people don't have anything interesting to say, why WHY hit me up in the shoutbox?!

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WHEW!!! What a great past few days that I have had. I found out what is going to be going on with my "Cosmetic" proceedure. lmao I say that jokingly because it is something that I have desperatly needed for a while. And very excited about it. The other day, I found out that my Ex thinks that I am a "WHORE"..... Now if that be true, which it is NOT I would be loaded with money all over the place. I am NOT all that but, I am pleasing to the eyes to some. At anyrate, I find it rather amusing that people use such words in the wrong context and still claim themselves as highly intelegent. LMAO Considering that HE did NOT graduate till he was 21 years old. *SNORTS* And furthermore, HE dropped out of college. Why? BECAUSE HE IS THAT DAMNED LAZY. lmaoooooooo I cannot wait till I get my net back because, I found out that he has been talking other shit about me as well. And when the people that he has talked about me to meet and get to know me better then the pie is going to be on HIS

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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East . Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.' Th

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I still feel the touch of your skin on mine Still got the sound of your voice in my mind I walk alone, as everyone... I never thought this road's so long The war within And other things... I walk away, as everyday I never saw the sky so grey Yeah I run away Our world collapses, the end is near I cannot stay Yeah I fade away And I leave the best of us, the war within... We ate the fruits, protected by the leaves Carved our names on this tree that died The river we'd cried drowned the memories I walk alone... to the other side The war within And other shit Yeah I run away Our world collapses, the end is near I cannot stay Yeah I fade away And I leave the best of us, the war within...

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In talking with some folks, its apparent lots of yall dont read the about me part on here. its no big deal, just kinda simplifies things when talking. Hers the short version..... WEll I was in the air force as a heavy equipment operater fer 4 years. Was in the first gulf war, did see some combat, but not like the troops r seeing nowadays. After i got back, screwed up a disc on a tractor trailer run, so i'm considered a part disabled vet. After service i went to college got my degree in forestry. But then turned around n became a cop. Spent 2 years doing that till a drunk woman one night at a domestic disturdbance shot me in the back. I went into construction after i healed, did that with a friend and some with my dad. Decided a few years ago to be my own boss, so i opened my own gunsmithing business. I do that, farm and am looking to expand my business as a gun parts disttrubuter too. Have my own shop right here on the farm. No i anit married , been divorced fer 10 years. No kid

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Have u ever had a time in your life where u go somewhere u have never been befor? But when u get there it seems like u have seen or been too that place?? That is what we call a (dayjavoo) or a glich in the Matrix as some would say, but what is it really U have a life for each Zodiac U see that you'r life here on Earth is repeating itself but this is what is it really "When u past on from this life, another baby is born... There is a white light at the end of the tunnel, that is when u are reborn as a new born... Than it happens over and over again. thats what Jesus ment... To beleave in Him and u will spend eterinty in Heaven. CONGRADULATIONS!!! Now that we have all bealeved in him in one way or another, because he created everything and everything that we think say or do in any religious practice, we are all Fucked!! There is no gate to Heaven, we are traped in a large recycle bin and our souls is the power genarator the Earth needs because the other Planets was a trial and error fo

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i'm a funny guy, sick and twisted what ever you need me to be. i'm naughty, horny, a supper fide sexual beast. i'm honest, speak the truth, have a voice no one wants to hear. i'm a loser, a wacked out drunk, i can't remember the name of the last woman i was with. i'm a man, not sure if thats a good thing or not, i don't know what i have till its gone. i'm an asshole, mysterious, a sleep in the nude kind of don't touch me helpless boy. i'm a poet, a lyricist, a sarcastic prick, who do you need and want, but you will never let me get close to you. i'm trying so fucking hard to be what you want me to be, and i'm slipping through the cracks of my past where i'm doomed for one thousand years longing for your touch, can you save me? oh can you save me? tonight!

Think Pink Floyd Is The Most Popular Pink Floyd Tribute Show.
FREE CONCERT 7 to 9 pm FEATURING (THINK PINK FLOYD) AUG. 20, 2008 LANGHORNE COMMUNITY PARK MAPLE AND BELVIEW AVES LANGHORNE PA 19O47 ALL AGES ----WELCOME BRING A LAWN CHAIR (across from langhorne hotel) Sept 6th beef beer and THINK PINK (all ages) North Penn VFW 676 2519 Jenkintown Road Glenside, PA 19038 ******but tickets online http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/38040 Philadelphia based Pink Floyd Cover band, “Think Pink Floyd” is holding a four hour Beef and Beer concert at the North Penn VFW 676 in Glenside Pennsylvania. This show, an all ages event will combine lighting, video and live music as well as unlimited Yuengling, and Miller lite (for those 21+), soda and food for attendies. The North Penn VFW located at 2519 Jenkintown Rd, Glenside, PA 19038 The concert is to be held on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6th, 2008 from 8:00pm to 12:00AM. Tickets are $25.00 and include admission to the show and: Unlimited Yuengling, and Miller lite (21+), Soda, and Cash Bar,

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01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral. 02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich." 03. Your family dog understood Italian. 04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family. 05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout. 06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven. 07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal. (Wow, that's really Italian!) 08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday, and laughed at the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day. 09. You grew up thinking no fruit or

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Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls.! THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of cand

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Things On My Public Profile
Ok all, sometime ago I put a "Crush This" thing on my profile and what gets me is only one person has said they had or have a crush on me and it's my girlfriend but I don't think there is anything wrong if another woman let's me know that they have a crush on me either so come on ladies, go for it, my goodness! Plus, I just recently as of today put a Kissing Booth up too, so if you want to lay one on me and leave me a message, go for it!

Things Of The Past
I sit with a blank stare not knowing what to say if i couls say how much i care this would be a wonderful day i sit here at a loss of words finally you say you must go with me you seem to be bored can we start over, we'll never know we sit together and i feel good but we never realley talk at least not like we should i just want to go for a long walk our love will never be the same being together i will forever miss in your eyes i am to blame never again shall we kiss written: 8-21-08

Thinking
i've been randomly thinking about an idea i've had for a while, but haven't really figured out how to do it. it's basically the idea for a "multimedia" group. i have the idea for a name for it, and it would include art, music, writing etc. the only thing is i'm not great at all of it. i can write plenty, i have ideas for music just no method of creating it as i don't play anything other than my throat. lol. i know artists that i would like to help with creating the artwork. as they can draw, paint, and do photoshop things i can't do in the slightest. it's coming up with the time to do this project. i've had it in my mind for about a year now, and so far the idea for a name i haven't seen used anywhere....yet. so hopefully i can get it all worked out to see this come to fruitation.

Things
Over the years I have learned: You can catch more flys with Honey then you can with vinegar...if you want a bunch of flys hanging around. No matter where YOU go....there YOU are. Don't put off untill tomorrow..what you can get out of doing altogether. Guys.. your only as old as the women you feel.LOL Seriously: Live life...you are not going to come out of it alive...make the most of every day. Friends are the best investment you can make..and they give the best return. Smile...people think your up to something. As I get older I realalize that the things we deam most important usually comes down to friends and family. Be honest with people and the results will suprise you. I am what I am and even though I want to at times I wount't change. Take me as I am and I will do the same for you. Continued:(when the mood strikes me.)

Things That Annoy
while setting on a river i always wandered if when a human falls into the water they call it drowning. so do you think that when fish get on land they calling drying? another random thought to be posted as i see fit

Things That Happen
Things happen for a reason good and bad. The good makes life worth weiled the bad make you stronger. I would rather make myself stronger now so that I can enjoy the good in my life. To do so I must go through alot of bad. If i keep my eyes on the prize it wont seem so painful just keep my focaus on the things that matter. After that life can go on. No matter how hard life is now it will get better even if sertain acction dont take place. Just keep pushing forward. Remeber God never gave you anything you cant handle. So don't give up push forward and live, learn from what life has to offer you it will help you in the long run.Well enough of my chattering see ya next time. MRISTRESS KRYS!!!

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti- constitutionally 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Thinking Of Her
Words unspoken I bite my tongue Wishing to feel you Your touch To hide within your eyes To have you fall within mine And know that what I have said is true Did you float into my life? Or did I dream you Do I still dream you? The loneliness is maddening The pain palpable The saddle creaks And my mount is restless Sensing the mood Of a lonely heart Beating beneath my shirt I bury myself in work But it offers little resistance To the thoughts of you That drifts into my head Like the scent of honeysuckle Like the songs of sparrows Like the memory of your laugh The sound of your smile Swirling within the dust of restless cattle I see visions of your face That smile reclaims my mood And I can’t help but smile back Wishing you could feel the tremble Of the lonely heart Beating beneath my shirt

Things
Alright, its been a long while since i last wrote something down. Well.. I am living in my own apartment still, i have 2 baby bunnie named buttons and patches. on yeah and 2 fish and a snail. I plan on moving when i get the chances because this town is going to be the death of me. I brought an x box 360 and i don't play it much. i am not working so money is so tight it unreal. I am finally going back to school, i am going for my cosmetology license. i am so happy and i love going to schiil so far, it just awsome and not to metion everything is hands on. Hopfully in 9 months when i am done with school i can get a good paying job and then maybe go back for my teacher license. I want to open my own shop one day. Anyway.. i am still not married and still with no kids, and kinda holding off until after school. even though i want both so badly that it hurts. I am still battling depression. its still a bitch. i am getting better, i think. they put me on a new medacation, then had to up it bec

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Ok now everyone knows I work for 7-11, and for the most part I really love my job... Now with that said... I am sitting at home on a Sunday evening minding my own business and I get a phone call from the store to let me know that we had a call in for Monday morning.*sighs* Then they say oh BTW just thought you should know that a man called and said he is suing 7-11, I am like ok why... He said because WE sold him dead fishing worms...My responce was...*Laughing* Did you offer to refund his money? Their responce was yes and he refused to take a refund, but he did want to speak to you in the morning. Ok so I go into work the next morning, not really thinking about the whole worm issue... and then to my suprise this full grown man comes into the store and proceeds to tell me that he wants the 7-11 1-800#...So i give it too him, I then ask if there is anything I can do to help... He then goes on this long speel about how he is suing 7-11 because WE sold him dead fishing worms, I t

Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today: Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. A good way to fight terro

Thinking About Going For A Spotlight
I've been thinking about, and saving my fubux for a spotlight. I know I'll never accumulate enough bux on my own. Would you donate to my cause if I decide to go for it? I'd return the love somehow... rates etc. Nothing is decided yet... just in the thoughts process.

Things A True Southerner Knows:
1)The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption. 2)Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. 3)What general direction Cattywumpus is. 4)That "gimme sugar" don't mean "pass me the sugar." 5)That when somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. 6)How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. 7)Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits! 8)A good dog is worth its weight in gold. 9)Real gravy don't come from the store. 10)When "by and by" is. 11)How to handle their "pot likker". 12)The difference between "pert near" and "a right far piece." 13)The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and white trash. 14)At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice. 15)Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 16)You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows. 17)You should never lend your tools, pick-up, o

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9 Things I Hate About EVERYONE 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Wh

10 Things I Love About You
I love the way you hold me, I love the way you put your hand in mine I love the way you look at me,the way you stare into my eyes I love the way you kiss my lips,even the way you say "I love you" I love that you make me smile,even more when you make me laugh I love the fact that you do whatever you can to make me happy But most of all "I love you"

Things To Do
was talking to my cousin and we thought of making a list of stuff we want do so hear gos my list. 1. Sky diving 2. Learn to scuba 3. get my FOID Card 4. go to Ny to hang with friends 5. get out of cooking school 6. go to FL to see my sis since i never been 7. go back to school and finish my avation classes 8. take my grandfather to pear harbor 9. see arizona with my grandfather 10.meet rick bayless

Think Before You Speak..
Some people! ' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention & open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. People need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, point

Things You Might Not Now Of Me
1. What is your middle name? Marie 2. What color underwear are you wearing now? black 3. What are you listening to right now? the cars outside 4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 21 5. What was the last thing you ate? a hotdog, yesterday 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? red 7. How is the weather right now? dull 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? steven 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality 10. Favorite type of Food? american 11. Do you drink? once in a blue moon 12. What's your favorite drink? strawberry daquiri 13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? nope 14. Hair color? blonde 15. Eye color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? no 17. Favorite Holiday? christmas 18. Favorite Month? june 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? yes 20. What was the last movie you watched? the orphange 21. Favorite Day of the Year? my birthday 22.Are u too shy to ask someone out? depends on the

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i've sat here thinking of what i wanted to say and i still have no clue but here's a few things off the top of my head....ONE i'm only humen i screw up alot just as everyone else does so why hold shit over my head i wouldn't do that to you or anyone else....TWO i'm not perfact so don't expect me to be i speck my mind i say what i feel and i do as i please even if it's to resend out messages sent to me it doesn't make me in anyway a bad person.....THREE i'm not here to play miss goodie goodie it's the internet it's away out for little while be someone you could never be in person....if you don't like what i've said so far then delete me already block me if you want....i know people all over the world feel the same way so if you thought you could never say what i just did think of this as your voice to we as people will never say or do the right thing but the best we can do is learn not to do it again we need to stop being so stubborn and start learning to forgive on another and work to

20 Things Every Woman Deserves From The Guy In Her Life...
Here are the 20 things every women deserves from the guy in her life... 1) His undivided attention at important moments. Not I've-got-basketball-on-TV or I'm-mentally-undressing-you attention, but full presence. 2) Compliments that are actually spoken aloud. Things that don't qualify: a pat on the bottom, a finger pistol plus wink, a "yesssss!" after great sex. 3) Good manners, even if you've been dating for years. He had you at "Hello," but what makes him think he can keep you at "S'up?" 4) A thoughtful balance of refreshing honesty and merciful little white lies. A few examples: He should speak the truth when you ask, "Are you hurt by what I said earlier?" But he should fudge when you ask, "Honey, do you mind if my mom comes to dinner?" 5) His utter lust for (and unwavering devotion to one or more of your body parts, be it your legs, breasts, hips, or behind. Bonus points if his fervor spills over to you and pumps up your body ego. 6) Lot of foreplay. And then some.

Think About This
Traditionally, the presidential election is a time to select a candidate, to vote for someone. The 2008 election will prove to be a different sort of election, however: one wherein a conservative’s focus might not necessarily be who to vote for, but who to vote against. Barack Obama is a dangerous political opponent for John McCain. This isn’t necessarily because he poses a strong threat as a candidate, but because his following’s loyalty borders on fanatic obsession. John McCain might not be your ideal Republican candidate, but he deserves your vote precisely for who he isn’t: Barack Obama. What follows are the five reasons I’m voting for John McCain and against Barack Obama. Reason #1 If Barack Obama is defined by the company he keeps, he’s a racist, anti-American extremist. From Jeremiah Wright to William Ayers to Bernadine Dohrn, just enough of Obama’s skeletons have come out of the closet and endorsed him to cast a cloud of danger over his electability as the president of the

60 Things Girls May Not Know About Men (edited By Pittsburgh_nick)
Ok, someone sent this to me, I just thought i'd add my two cents and let girls know the real answers.. ~Nick 1. Guys don't like sluts even though they have sex with them! Nick's response... this one is absofuckinglutely correct... We don't like them... WE LOVE THEM! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. Nick's response... WRONG!!! When we say this what we really mean is 'do you have time for a two minute quickie? or maybe even just a bj' 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Nicks response... Wrong again!! As Will Farrell put it in old school: "I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don

Things I Noticed .. Dont Worry Tis Not Poem
1) when i'm going offline i noticed a friend came on line when i hadnt noticed they neva made effort to let me know that they online. when is it the best time to notice someone is online it is when you first come online 2) when one friend contacts me and starts talking they inform me they are also talking to another friend who also is a friend i hadnt notice came online they failed to notice i was online 3)one friend informs me that they told the other friend that they should read one of my blogs. i know what it is. my writing stinks so bad recently that they who had always read all my blogs bfore has totally lost interest in my stinky poem. ok i take the hint my poems stink so bad that my friends are even so afraid to even look

Thinkin
i've been sitting here a lot recently just thinking things over, a lot of the time its the same things again and again, but then there are a lot of other things i think about too. like, why? why do things happen the way they do? why cant things be different? and why does wishing on a star never work? why do people say things when they dont mean them? and why do things happen that you really wish wouldn't and things that you really wish would, don't? i dont know the answer to those questions, but, i sure wish i did i sit and think about all the things that are happening in my life and i wonder if things will ever be the way i want them to be, i think of all the good times i've had and think of all the bad, the bad really seem to outweigh the good but i know i should be thankful for all the good things and really truly i am. life isn't perfect, it never will be, i guess we just have to make the best of it and hope that some day all our dreams and hopes will come true. its

Things I Learned Watching Conan The Destroyer
Play along, people! 1. If people circle around you instead of killing you, they probably want to capture you and torture you to death. 2. Camels can be knocked out by a punch. 3. Amazon women are very scary. 4. If you eat a wizard, you will get magic powers. 5. Crom=God 6. If you stand there and do nothing, a bodyguard will think you're trying to hurt the girl. 7. If a monster stands there waiting for you to hit him, it probably won't work. 8. If you throw a sword through a mirror, the bad guy will be waiting right there. 9. Wizards all look the same. 10. If you want a man, grab him and take him. 11. Having giant muscles protects you from get killed very quickly. 12. If you play tug-of-war against Conan with 2 horses, you will lose. 13. Basketball players protect virginity of one and apparently take many others. 14. It is okay to ask men to judge if other men are handsome. 15. Cannables don't wash people before they cook them. 16. Thieves

Things That Make Me Wonder...
I sometimes sit here wondering why life works out the way it does. Is everytyhing we do predestined or is it by simple chance that we do the things we do meet the people we meet and become close to the people we do. Is there one special someone out there for each of us and do we have the power to find them ourselves or do we leave that up to fate and chance. If we acheave greatness while we exist o this earth were we destined to do so, or did we just so happen to decide to choose the right paths to go sdown and that is what created the greeatness. Is it actually as some people say that GOD is sitting up in heaven and he already knows how we will live our lives and end our lives, or can we by spontaniously doing something even change his grand perseption of things. Are any of our spontanious acts even truely spontanious, or are they something GOD, the univers, fates whatever has already desided for us. I wonder are our lives truely our own or are we just puppests to a la

Things To Do When Your Isp Goes Down.
1. Dial 911 immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there's something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. 7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. 8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

41 Things On Sex
1.gotten laid this week? yes 2.had sex in a public place? YES 3.ever laugh during sex? Yep 4.ever cry during sex? NO 5.like to cuddle after sex? YES 6.regret sex with someone? Yep 7.ever faked it? Yes, but not in a long time 8.had a threesome? NO WAY!!!! . 9.ever thought of someone else? No 10.how old ur first time? 18 i think . 11.who would u like to have sex with right now? Pedro....but i lost my passport >>>lol 12.69? never done 13.how many partners? that is sticky 5-6 . 14.like sex in the car? forplay yes sex HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR dont think it can be done 15.ever talk to ur first? yes he is a good friend 16.ever been with a cheater? Yes 17.ever slept w a coworker? Yes..but i was dating him and was with the other b4 he started working with me 18. had sex in a park? not sex but a lot of fun in the mule park at cabel's 19.pool? NO 20.ho

Thinking Out Loud
Is it too much to ask for people to care. Just to take a moment out of their busy day to think about someone else, or even stop to help a total stranger. When was the last time someone stopped to help a homeless person or even an elderly person. We walk down the streets of life totally oblivious to others around us. We are so concerned with the exteriors of life. When did we all get so vain? When did caring for others become a thing of the past and a total burden? We have all became so blind to the simple things in life. We pretend as we walk down the streets that we all are someone we are not. Whatever happened to showing repect to others? Whatever happened to true love and the sacried vows of marriage? When did we all forget about loving someone for who they really are and not what they can offer sexually or materialisticly. We all are so lonely and miserable deep inside because we have forgot how to look past the exterior of a person and see who they truely are.

The Things Love Can Make You Do
Yes I found what I believe to be my Soul Mate we seem to compliment each other in every way even tho we have not met in person yet our paths crossed for a reason and the reason is so clear. I never thought that love can come in so many forms and can affect you in so many ways. Well I am a testiment to that theory because it happen to me and the woman I am in love with. Now granted we all have shared the same experinces in some form or fashion but they are unique in how they occured in your life, well in my experience we came across one anothers path and there has been so many road blocks but we blasted through all of them to remain strong and deeply in love. When you can sit on a phone with someone for hours on end and never get tired of hearing there voice or just can talk about anything well my friend you have found something special. When I say talk on the phone OMG!! I am talking about 12 1/2hrs worth yes you read right 12 1/2hrs. And when we talk time seems to just go by so fast w

Things You May Not Know
Things You May Or May Not Know Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. Every person has a unique tongue print as well as fingerprints. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Thingymabob
Soo... This is a blatant promo of a ning.com site that I've created. If you think that humans are nothing but pointlelss roaches on an ugly face of humanity, feel free to drop me your email so I can invite you to h8ingu.ning.com, or my page for all things misanthropic under the sun. I don't feel like I associate myself with enough rage laced people, so all of us can have our own spot to bitch. Buh byes.

Things Have Calmed... Finally
Well, things seem to have settled down considerably in the last week and a half. I'm no longer being harassed, and I'm finally free. I'm growing accustomed to being single, and... well, it's kind of a cool feeling. Nothing else is new and/or exciting, if you need to find me you know where to look.

Things That Don't Make Sense (even To Me).....
How is it possible for a person to be in a content mood...and still be frustrated, upset, irritated, etc? I do not understand that, most definately not. Things, supposedly, happen for a reason, and I would surely love to know the reason. If someone could tell me the reason, I would most likely be a happier individual. Unless I didn't like the reason, then I would, more than likely, just be more pissed off. Interesting how that works, isn't it? It's sort of like when someone says "Be honest, do these pants make my butt look big?" They said be honest, but if you say yes, they're not gonna be very happy. People only want to know the truth when it's the truth they want to hear. That doesn't make sense to me.

39 Things Every Man Needs To Know To Survive
1- A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28 2- Never bet the ranch on your prostate 3- If it has an Adam's Apple, it's probably a man 4- Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand 5- She didn't accidently get good in bed 6- You can't join the church if you're already dead 7- A work uniform ain't totally nude 8- Bream and bass ain't seafood 9- If there are guns in the house one better be yours 10- Don't get naked next to any fishing lures 11- If It's Girl Scout cookies, she's a little too young 12- If you say "I Do", be the ugly one 13- Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb 14- Never play strip poker in a nursing home 15- Don't blame your pallbearers because they don't show if your buried in the middle of the Super Bowl 16- Let people borrow money & they'll leave you alone 17- Never fry bacon without a shirt on 18- Never spray water on a hornet's nest 19- A woman rarely aces the driver's test 20- The sign probably doesn't re

Thinking.............
Well just got home from another day at work on swingshift. It started out pretty good... I thought it was going to be a slow nice quite day.... YEP I was WRONG!!!! Sitting at my favorite parking lot about 6pm, dispatch hit the alert tone or an armed robber that occurred at Spyre Rock, (a climbing rock right behind my favorite parking lot. I jumped out of my truck and started looking around for anything out of the ordinary... Hell I didnt see anything but I just stayed there observing... a few minutes later.... the tones go off again!!!! SHOOTING in PARKLAND!!!! S H I T !!!! I jumped in the truck and I haul ass cuz I know that call is coming. This call is a shots fired call with nothing but screaming on the other end of the communications phone. I hear the call for Detectives and Forensics... "955, County... show me arriving!" I get there and I see the medic van hauling a patient out on a gurney. I let the deputy on scene know that I am there when they need me to get going, I know that

Things My Mother Taught Me
"THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME" *My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.If you're going to kill each other,do it outside.I just finished cleaning. * RELIGION.You better pray that will come out of the carpet. * TRAVEL TIME.If you don't straighten up,I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week. * LOGIC.Because I said so,that's why...And if you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me. * FORESIGHT.Make sure you wear clean underwear,in case you're in an accident. * IRONY.Keep crying,and I'll give you something to cry about. *My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.Shut your mouth and eat your supper. * CONTORTIONISM.Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck. *STAMINA.You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone. *WEATHER.This room looks as if a tornado went through it. *HYPOCRISY.If I've told you once,I've told you a million times,don't exaggerate. *CIRCLE OF LIFE.I brought you

Things I Wrote
Who Am I I am the person who Wants to be with you to have and to hold I am the person who Knows your touch Your warm embrace And your kiss so sweet I am the person who Cares for you And will be there when needed I am the person who Never knew happiness Until I met you I am the person who Knows you and I Belong together I am the person who Longs to hear your voice And see your smile But for now I will settle on Being the person who Looks forward to the time We will share our lives And memories. By: precious_bitch My Muse You came to me unexpectedly, and touched my heart like no other. You gave me hope through all my tears, and lent a shoulder to cry on. You showed me it was possible to love,

Thinking Of You..
Thinking Of You... All day and all night I'd been thinking of you About what you would do Hoping to talk to you tonight I am sitting on the couch Thinking about you and me Happy we finally met.. Moving my hands down your chest Were we gently hug and kiss Hoping for more days like this Lying in the bed with you just Made me smile just being with you Now I'm lying in my bed I almost fall a sleep That you're not here makes me sad And I just sit here wanting to be with you You are the one I really like And I wanna talk to you I keep on thanking the angles above That you are you and I'm glad we found each other.. rlf

Think About It................
Dont quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road your trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low,and the debts are high, And you want to smile,but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must,but dont you quit. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems afar, So,stick to the fight when your hardest hit, Its when things go wrong that you musnt quit. Music

Thinking
siting wondering how it could be how i found the one that feels its ment to be i lay in bed wondering if shes ok my heart races when i hear her voice it a amazing feeling to have these feelings i have longs for some time she is truley amazing in every way she is my sally cant wait to be there with her to hold her in my arms it will be great when that time finaly comes im exited and over welmed with all the feelings in side if i could describe them all i would

Things We Learned In The Hurricane
1. Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill. 2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity. 3. My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line who helped me push it). 4. Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand. 5. Cats are even more irritating without power. 6. He who has the biggest generator wins. 7. Women can actually survive without doing their hair- you just wish they weren't around you. 8. A new method of non-lethal torture- showers without hot water. 9. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought. 10. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful. 11. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours. 12. There are a lot of dang trees around here. 1

Things You Just Might Not Know
I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO THESE IF YOU WANT THEM.. What is the two digit number that represents the number of seconds in a year? In a large box, there are six boxes, each of which contain three small boxes. How many boxes are there in all? READ THIS SENTENCE FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF MANY YEARS. How many times does the letter F appear? Count them only once. Do not go back and count them again or you'll spoil the fun. Thirteen per cent of the people in a certain town have unlisted phone numbers. You have selected three hundred names at random from the phone book. What is the expected number of people who will have unlisted numbers? Okay, if spelling is so important, then how can we read the following paragraph without any problem? THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr t

Think Of Me
Jasmine blossoms in the eve White flowers bring back memories I wonder if you feel the same That life has played a cruel game Actions make my heart skip beats Feels like wings upon my feet Having more than I've ever had I know this cannot all be bad Think of me Will you think of me When tomorrow comes Think of me Will you think of me When tonight is done Stars that shine up in the sky Dimmed by what is in your eyes We see our breath in the crisp air And I lose my self in your soft hair Soft and warm and comforting Can this really be a sin? Longing left without regret I hope that I will ne'er forget Think of me Will you think of me When tomorrow comes Think of me Will you think of me When tonight is done Many we know will not approve I know that you have to move But one thing before you leave Promise you will remember me Many months you've been away Walk with your love along the Bay Damp air and soft moonlight Do you still remember

Things I Love
*My daughter *My Family *MY friends are my family *Rock music *Candles *Pink Roses *Butterflies *Lillies *piercings *tattoos *kisses *hugs *texting *recieving texts from that special someone first thing in the morning and last thing before i sleep *Cuddling *Being held as i sleep *love letters *pillows *driving fast *late night phone calls *sweet voicemails *my daughter telling me she loves me *the words i love you(only if u mean them) *sweet words *poetry *looking up at the moon n stars *sweet emails *knowing that someone misses me *my daughters smile *when my daughter says mommy *watching my daughter sleep *being in love *knowing that he wants me and no one else *shopping *driving down the backroads with my radio blasted *perfume *flip flops *smiles *when he walks up and just steals a kiss *love songs *sitting on rooftops *being outdoors *sunsets *alcohol *dancing *coloring my hair *art Most of all.. I love who I am. No one can or will

Things I Hate
*Being hurt *Crying *Heartache *Anger *Yelling *Violence *Being alone *Feeling Alone *Arguing *Beer *Drugs!!!!! *Being cold *When my daughter cries *Watching the ones i love hurt *Being scared *When people threaten my family *Porn. lol, yes im retared so what *People who harm children *Being home alone.. its scary *People who arent understanding *Rude people *Bad hair days *DRAMA! *Liars *Backstabbers *When "he's" mad Most of all I hate how people judge me even before they know me.. Get to know me.. Then make ur judgement

5 Things Dominants Want In A Submissive
Since this article will focus on the needs and wants of a Dominant when looking for a submissive, I am going to leave out the very important attributes like a good sense of humor, honesty, respect, listening skills etc. I want to focus on those things that I deem to be unique to this kind of relationship and I ask that you please excuse the use of he/ him/ his for the dominant role and she/ her/ hers for the submissive role. I do not mean to exclude female dominants or male submissives at all. Please do take the gender as meaning both, in fact I will try to include both in most places in this article. 1. Sincere desire to please: Yes, I know, a lot of us have the sexual fantasy of being forced to do things and to not have control at all. That way it is easier to not accept responsibility for our own actions too. It might be really sexy to start a conversation with a dominant and focus on how this really excites us, but in reality, having to force a submissive to do anything all t

Things Expire
So look, I can't control when these things expire. After a few hours or a few days, they might not be there anymore. Just keep that in mind before bitching at me that something is expired or the link isn't working. One last thing: Get an email specifically for filling this shit out, sometimes they sell the email and spam gets overwhelming. Also, for the purposes of this free shit, don't put up your real phone number. Just change it by one digit or whatever. Some credit repair companies can be relentless calling if you give them the real number. Thanks, T

40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work:
40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK: 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconcepti

The Things That Will Come......
This house is so unfamiliar. Edges of my vision blurred into a darkened bronze haze. Death is in this house. The world outside is gone for now, yet I can hear its frozen silence. The air is so dry; I feel my throat crave any kind of moisture. It could not have rained here for ages. In the confusing haze and darkness, I find myself momentarily amazed at how perceptive your auditory senses enhance. As I hear my grandmother whom I survived for more than a decade, sing lightly the songs she would play on her piano, to lull me to peaceful slumber when I was a child and ill. My feet are so heavy. Slow is the way up the stairs. It is as though I am willed up the flight, with two different levels consciousness warring inside my heart. One wrestling with my body to wake up, this has to be a dream, and there is no way it can end well. The other warmed by Mary’s songs, tears flow harder with each step. When I bump into a table or nightstand of some kind, which seems to have no b

Things I Dont Like About Fubar
since I am new to fubar welcome to my twisted take on all things. My first fubar blog will be about things I don't like about fubar, or should I say people on fubar I don't like. First group of people I don't like on fubar the ones that say if you wont rate my profile and pics leave, really are you serious about this, is you're fu rank so important to you that you don't want anything to do with people that wont rank you. Need I mention this site is to meet people not scare them away with that fucked in the head bullshit. Remember you're rank doesn't get you anywhere in the real world, go ahead try putting fubar lord or whatever the fuck it is on a resume and you will get laughed at and the job will go to some one else. Second group of people guys that seem to flash there cars, cash, and muscle. Give me a break if you really think this is impressive I am guessing you have some serious issues of you're own, or you just want a piece of ass from some shallow bitch without a personality. I

Things That Should Not Exist Part 1 (warning Cheese Anologys Within)
today lets take a look at the brilliant minds that deserve to be drug out back and shot in the head for contribution to society first up trailer parks now why anyone would want to use the phrase trailer trash is beyond me. There not trash if anything there more like lab rats, think about it they get put in a maze and the reward for lab rats is cheese so lets apply this to the trailer park shall we. The trailer park is lets face it a maze, the residents are the rats and the exit is well........... the cheese. That having been said the people that live here navigate this shit on a daily basis I spend 30 seconds in one and I am lost. So while the man that came up with these may need to be killed horribly these people have some form of intelligence.Next dish washers what the hell? You have to wash the dish before using the dish washer, so basically its a dish rinser. You people are dumb enough to use these things I have seen people pull dish after dish off to scrub off shit the dish washe

Things Will Get Better...
DESPITE WHATEVER YOU HAVE GONE THRU. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A WAY TO GET OVER WHATEVER IT IS THAT STRESSES YOU OUT. NOONE CANT TAKE AWAY YOUR JOY AND PRIDE UNLESS YOU LET THEM. THERES NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD LET ANYONE STEAL MY JOY AND PRIDE BECAUSE I LOVE MY LIFE. I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND HAVE NO REASON TO COMPLAIN. I DONT NEED EXTRA COMPANY TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE PLACE IN THIS WORLD. AS LONG AS I LOVE MYSELF AND RESPECT THOSE WHO LOVE ME I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE THE BAD I LEARN FROM. SO TAKE IT FROM ME WHEN I SAY "SMILE LIFE IS GREAT".

The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me smile, I love the way you make me laugh, I love the way I am able to open up to you I love the way you make me feel I love the things you do to me The way you bring me to my knees I love the way your beautiful eyes shine bright I love the light that you have brought into my life But most of all- I love you! Dedicated to Krisi

Things On My Mind This Hump Day
Things that are fucking with my head right now A. I have to finish the database of the web listings for Triple W. I have to remember what all the passwords are for the stupid things first. Then I have to post the current information on the profiles, blogs and any appropriate groups I might have signed us up for -- and join them if I didn't -- before adding them to the database. I spent all day yesterday doing this and am pretty sick of it. I am glad I did this BEFORE I took my webnetics business too seriously. [I still have too many details to work out to decide what I am willing to offer.] B. This whole economic nightmare. Will is obsessing with watching news channels right now and the stock market. Not that we have anything to lose, but it fascinates the shit out of him. I prefer to get my news from John Stewart and MY DREAM MAN - Steven Colbert. Hearing about the issues being the average person losing their homes because of rates adjusting beyond their means just mentally spins

The Things You Do For Friends
What a friend is?You help them when they need it, you give them shelter when they have no other place to go. your the ear on the phone, when they need someone to talk to. Your their shoulder when they need you to lean on. They forgive you for the things that you do. They appreciate the things you have done for for them.. or for a kind word... they dont hold you responsible for the actions of others.. they dont blame you for things that happened, that you had no control over.. they overlook things that others cant or dont. ..they dont see you as others do..they dont see you for what you were in the past.. but for what you are now..They are there for you no matter what..They dont look down on you for who you choose to be with.. they may not like it but.. will try and stick by you and what choice you make...weather that choice turns out to be a mistake or not..they are there to catch you when you fall.Can you say you are a true friend?

Things You Will Never Hear On The News
man drives car off bridge hit by salmon that was thrown by pissed off fisher. Fisher to go to court for murder. man runs out of viagra attempts to kill himself. his last words I dont want to live in a world without a boner. french assassin kills man with flying baget. cat and dogs working together to bring down man kind. mice used as darts to kill members of peta (please dont sue me). cedar point starts new coster called this will make you piss youre pants. bats lose wings rat population doubles. tricycles meet in head on crash kills two toddlers parents blame crash on incorrect dosage of cough medicine. a taliban pleaded with George Bush the other day not to shove a missile up Osama's ass. drive by pie throwing 2 killed 8 injured suspect still on the loose.

Think About It!
A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1.)1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist. 2.)In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists. 3.)In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists. 4.)During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists. 5.)In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists. 6.)In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists. 7.)In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens ,and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Mus

Think Before You Vote....
Dear Friends & Family - As you all know I’m adamantly against the election of Barrack Hussein Obama for the following six reasons: 1. His liberalism/socialism. He has a voting record even more liberal than Ted Kennedy, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton. He advocates higher taxes and big government. He’ll increase social security taxes and let the Bush tax cuts expire in 2010; He supports capital gains tax increase from the present 15% to the Bill Clinton level of 28%. Obama is in favor of a wind fall profits tax on big oil , universal health care, universal mortgage credits, job training, college tuition and universal 401K’s. Lastly, the man is a socialist - an overriding Obama policy is to redistribute the wealth in this country via government fiat. 2.The next President will likely nominate at least three new Supreme Court Justices - think about that. They will influence our society for the next 25 years. 3. His energy policy. Obama is against drilling

Think About It Before You Cheat
1. Decide what you want.. a one night stand.. or more 2. Be respectable.. no matter what happens 3. Remember there is more than you involved, follow threw only after thought 4. Don't make up stupid lies to cover, that's how you get caught, going to work out and you have never been yo a gym in your life. HA right! 5. Never ever take them to your home, if caught that could be worse, believe it or not sometimes if the Other person had not been taken to the "home" the marriage could have been saved 6. Make sure you are cheating up not down.. meaning, make it worth you time, if she isn't half as nice as what you have at home, why bother 7. Never use credit cards , check, anything that can be traced back to you, paper trail and all.. 8. If you give gifts unless you have millions keep it simple, another way to get caught, someone saw you buy it and you didn't know , and says oh I saw your other buying.. can I see it, it was beautiful.. and they didn't get it.. 9. What

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army
I ran across this many years ago. I still think it is hilarious and thought I would share. The Skippy List Explanations of these events:a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. ("What about especially patriotic porn?") e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. ("Schwarz...what is *that*?" said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? "Um....a rubber sheep...I can explain why that's there....") To explain how I've stayed out of jail/alive/not beaten up too badly..... I'm funny, so they let me live.The 213 Things.... 1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. 2. My proper military

Thinking If This Would Be Right, Or Wrong
A few weeks ago I finally got to watch a movie that I’ve been wanting to see for quite some time now. The movie was Wall Street, which is a story of a beginning stock broker by the name of Bud Fox, whom is played by Charlie Sheen, who is trying to be successful in his profession. He tries to befriend a wealthy Wall Street player by the name of Gordon Gecko, who is played by Michael Douglas, to give him advice on how to be successful in the stock market. Bud Fox would constantly call Gecko’s office everyday to give him leads on new stocks, and would visit the office bringing gifts to see if Gecko would actually see him. Then, one day while visiting his office, Fox finally got his wish and was able to talk to Gecko for a few minutes. Gecko talked to him a little bit of his philosophy and asked if Fox had any information on stocks to invest in. Out of nowhere, Fox talks about the airline his father worked at, saying it was a great company and was about to expand itself to other citi

Things To Know About Capi's
**didn't write it, but man it is pretty right on...lol. ** THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT CAPRICORNS the symbol for capricorn is the sea-goat, a goat with the tail of a fish. to the subjective mind this makes no sense, and you will never comprehend us until you learn to rise above your subjectivity. everything about us is a paradox. you only think we can read your mind. we can’t really. we don’t need to. we see through you the way an adult sees through a child. to my knowledge, no one has coined the phrase "capricorn’s intuition." they should. seriously, how do we know the things that we know? the truth is that even we don’t know how we know, and even we find it a little spooky sometimes. if we seem like bigger assholes than most, it’s only because we refuse to be two-faced. we won’t say anything behind your back that we are unwilling to say to you directly, and we will not pretend to like someone whom we dislike. one caveat: we will pretend to like someone

Think Im Sexy?
Hey fubar I'm in the last week of my sexy lady contest come by and vote for me! heres the link: http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=672595&albumid=1260325&i=3418049983 just copy and paste to your browser. If ya feel like it leave me sum comments they counts and points as long as they are REAL WORDS or pictures so stop by and help me win! Thank you all!!!!!

Things That Make You Wonder!!
While you are here; please rated this and other blogs! Thanks and fill free to copy and pasted after you have commented and rate them as well thanks one more time!.LOL Spread the Stupidity, LOL Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth clo

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man!
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of worki

19 Things To Do In A Public Restroom
19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate - Stick your palm up under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" - Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." - Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. - Say "Hmm, I've never seen that color before." - Drop a marble and say "Oh shit! My glass eye!" - Say "Damn, this water is cold. - Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a place 6 to 8 feet high. Sigh relaxingly. - Say "Now how did that get in there?" - Say "Humus. Reminds me of humus." - Fill up a large water bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling "Whoa! Easy boy!" - Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters." - Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Wh

Thinkin
Although you are a friend of mine and letters we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique; We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak. I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us for someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe this mail a debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the fact that we have never met.

Thinking Of You
Today my love I was thinking of you.And I am missing you so much today.Everytime the phone rings I think it's you.And I get sad when it's not.I was feeling so hot today I need to hear your voice.Can't wait untill you call me in the morning.I love you baby so much.I had moved to another site today.Since somebody kept hacking myspace page.Feels good to be here where nobody messing with me.And it's so peaceful I got a ton of diarys and blogs for you to read.Soon as you get out my love. Love You/Baby Girl Wifey Soon?

32 Thingz About Me
TRY IT YASELF IF YA LIKE 1. Can you cook? Yez I can 2. What was your dream growing up? Football or Basketball Player 3. What talent do you wish you had? Free hand Drawing 4. Favorite place? Las Vegas 5. Favorite vegetable? Broccoli 6. What was the last book you read? I need 2 read one 7. What zodiac sign are u ? Leo 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 1 tat on my left shoudler and my earz are pierced but no earringz in them 9. Worst Habit? Bittin my fingernailz 10. Do we know each other outside of the internet? maybe 11. What is your favorite sport? Football/Basketball/Baseball 12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic & funny,I won A award for that in the third grade......hahahaha 13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Make it the best time you waz ever stucc in a elevator 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Not really enjoyin my 21st birthday cuz I waz drunk by 10am,threw up on myself.Then got s

45 Things I Want To Know.
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? 3. Do you own a gun? 4. What's your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop? 5. McDonalds/Burger King or Wendy's? 6. Do you consider yourself Republican, Democrat or Independent? 7. Do you vote? 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9. Can you do push ups? 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? 11. Favorite hobby? 12. Do you have A.D.D. {Attention Deficit Disorder)? 13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? 14. Middle name? 15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. 16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? 17. Current worry right now? 18. Current hate right now? 19. Favorite place to be? 20. How did you bring in the New Year? 21. Do you like to travel? 22. Name three people who will complete this? 23. Do you own slippers? 24. What color shirt are you wearing? 25.

Things I Hateeeee
1. Stupid people....damn u dont even know...it really really takes a lot 2 get me angry...but wow some people r just sooooo special... 2. People driving real slow in from of u ....especially driving below the speed limit .....i wish i could just push them out of the wayyyyy!!lol 3. Hoes....male and female....what happened 2 having morals? 4. Arrogance....keep tellin urself ur better than everyone...in the end u ll realize ur not 5. Jealously.....look at urself and deal with ur insecurities b4 u start talking ish about others (especially when u dont even know them...come on now..).... 6. Immaturity.......ur an adult...grow the f up already! well...... that is all.....

45 Things A Woman Would Die For(stolen From Part Of Me Hates You)
45 things a girl would die for 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-kiss her on her forhead 23-kiss her on top of her head 24-make her feel loved 25-we might de

Think Tank
Its amazing the power of the internet and the hold it has on peoples lives. I recently left fubar due to the stress and the fact that there is life outside this little boxed screen. I came back, but in my own capacity. I don't find it in me to post a salute and I haven't found myself wanting to do the whole point system again. I came back to support a DJ friend of mine. Then there are people like Emms, Tom, and a few others I haven't found yet again like traxx, and Tracy. For the ones that have added me to there list again, I want to thank you. For the people that keep in touch without this site I also want to say thank you. Sweetness, Nameless, Lena, Charlie, Sugar, Oreo and a few more that are on my list. The friendships have been amazing. I look forward to making a few more visits in person. As always I'm probably going to come off long winded again as I have in past in my blogs. The bottom line is I'm sick of people praying on others and using the internet to get away with it.

Things I've Learned About Here On Fubar!
1. I have learned that popularity is more important to alot of people over friendship 2. If you dont have an auto 11 bling, you arent worthy of being rated 3. Alot of so called adults werent raised right, cant even say ty for you rating their stuff for numerous hours/days 4. I have learned to stop helping alot of people on here, simply because I help them and get nothing in return (by the way shows me ur here for urself, u showed ur true colors.) 5. I got in a car wreck, lost my mom, me and my kids lives were spared, have another chance at life (me and my kids) and I will never ever be like you users on here! 6. Its sad to say out of my huge list of friends, theres only a handful that are true and real 7. Just remember when I busted my azz for you, then it was my time needing help, you werent around, I will remember that for the next time ur begging me to help you, I wont be there! 8. I have learned that its a race to who levels on here 1st, which cracks

Things I'm Dealing With
okay first of i was wrong in my last blog, i didn't get divorced on july 8th....fool that i am. The new date is supposed to be dec 5th and minus a big explosion or my death that date isn't changing. I'm thru with having people in my life that treat me like shit or that i'm worse than shit. Before i get into all that let me say...I should be out of the military really soon. My right shoulder is very messed up(the mri said i had a fractured bone and several tears in the tendons and muscles). Hopefully i don't get screwed over about that as well as everything else. Right now i have to decide what i'm going to do after i get out...yes people i'm going to go back to being the carefree guy i was before i met the *hatred* of my heart. Now about friends...got a lot to say about that. apparently from what i've seen you can't trust anyone. I mean i'm supposed to have a guy watch my back while deployed when we come back and he fucks around with my soon-to-be-wife? And yes people i am a great,

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premi

The Things You Miss
The Things you Miss.. I cant imagine even today that your not here anymore. When I think of all the things your going to miss It brings a tear to my eye. Then I think of the things you have already missed. Birthdays, Holidays, Your High School graduation. And the things we miss. Your smile, the way you like to make fun of us. When you play basketball, Or complain about the cold. Celebrating your Birthdays, buying you gifts. And everything is a reminder. Everywhere we look there something that points to you. I have to come to realize you will never get Married, Have Kids or Travel the world. You will never get your dream job. You wont see your nieces and nephews go to Prom, Graduate High School or get married. All the things your going to miss makes me miss you even more. The thought of not being able to share these moments with you breaks my heart. I try to talk to you even knowing I wont hear you answer. I know your watching and it sh

Things Ive Learned........
Ok here's my spot on the internet to tell you who I am..... HAHAHA!!! Like people really care. So I will just tell you things Ive learned. 1. People are people and will never change unless something drastic happens to them. 2. The people you trust most are the ones that will do the most harm to you 3. People come and go, the trick is to keep the ones that you can grow with and get rid of the ones that only want something from you! 4. Looking back at things you did wrong in life and not correcting them is like watching a monkey screw a football...its funny as hell to watch but then becomes a sad mess at the end. 5. Never let a day go by without telling the people who mean the world to you that they DO mean the world to you. 6. It only takes a couple of seconds to help someone out but that could be the turning point in that persons life, so why not help? 7. NEVER EVER let a person that cheats on you back in your life, they will only work harder NOT to get caught again. 8.

A Thing, Sometime Called Love In New York City
Mahahmalaisiaa. En poengtering av Kleopatras problem med kjønnskamp den dagen hun sitter ved makten. Elvis hadde sett sin hovedoppgave å bekjempe Beatles. Han anmeldte dem til myndighetene for dopmisbruk, selv om narkotika var noe han begynte med selv på 50-tallet. Det er årsaken til de uendelige mengdene med lovlig utskrevne legemidler til ham. Han var nødt til å bruke myndighetenes dop etter den anmeldelsen. Og han fortsatte angrepet etter at kampen var over. Vi kan tydelig se det i låtvalgene hans. Yesterday ble spilt live i 1969 da Beatles var en sagablott og gårsdagens nyheter. Mer spennende er valget av Something. En Harrison låt og en ypperlig melodi. Men hvis vi ser den som en angrepshyllest må objektet for sangen ha spilt en rolle. A working class hero is Something to be. Yoko Ono. Men hvorfor ville Elvis hylle Yoko Ono fra scena i Las Vegas? Grunnen kan bare være at han som svært mange gamle krigere ønsket å fortsette kampen fra rullestolen og gamlehjemm

Thinking
as i sit here and think about everything that has happened in my life over thepast few weeks i find myself wandering around in my thoughts and i feel so lost. i feel like part of me is gone and i feel so alone. I know im not actually alone as i do have my lil girl whom i thank god for everyday cause i have no idea where i would be at the moment. (prolly going crazy coming home to and empty house everyday after work and talking to myself, lol.) i did have one other very important person in my life but we are no longer together. I do understand why he did what he did and we did decide to remain friends (which isn't me normally i normally shut them out of my life and open a new chapter so to speak). I was doing really well then tonight while chatting with friends and listening to music a song comes on that made me lose it and i started balling all over again. I thought i knew what heart break was like when my daughters father walked out boy was i wrong. After so many fail relationships i

Things Done And Things To Come
Not really a rant, just letting people know what is new on this end of the world. I got back home from deployment at the end of Sept. Things have changed, and things are going to change. One thing i can say for sure i am definitely not the same guy that left for the navy 5 years ago. I had nothing to say, nothing to offer. 5 years later. I am tattooed, I have my truck and I made a lot of good friends along the trip. A few I have been fortunate enough to have met. I will start by saying for those who know me I have gotten into Wicca and Paganism. Reading a little this and that trying to decide which works best for me. Right now I am reading into Asatru Norse paganism. . .why? because it feels right for me. If some self righteous bastard reads this and wants to give me shit keep on walking because I will just ignore you. Ever since i dedicated myself into try to learn all I can. Especially under a year I have learned alot. So far I have avoided the big mistakes and hope i

Things Going On In My Little World...
Lets see whats new with me.. I have been helping my sister non stop... Laundry, dishes, cleaning, and driving her everywhere she needs to go... I DON'T mind doing it all.. I mean she lets me live with her rent free... And eat her food, use her electric and water... But sometimes I just feel like I am not really wanted here... I love her to death and would kill anyone over her or her kids... But I still feel the same way... That I am here for her personal gain... To do her bidding... I don't know... maybe its me... But that is just how I feel about things at this present time... Well Thate enough venting for now... Until next time... ~DJ Tigger~

Thinking About You
You are always in my thought, In my mind and in my heart. Every time I wake up, Till I close my eyes at night. I keep thinking about you, Wherever I go, Whatever I do. You were everywhere I go. Although you are so far away, It helps me keep stronger everyday. You’re all I know. I keep thinking about you. I keep holding on, Don’t ever let you go. You’re only be mine, I will always think about you. Think about you, Is all I can do? Hope you think of me too, As I always think about you.

Things About Gemini's
things about Gemini's Category: Dreams and the Supernatural Gemini is the third Sign of the Zodiac, and those born under this Sign will be quick to tell you so. That's because they love to talk! It's not just idle chatter with these folks, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. The Gemini-born are intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information. The more information a Gemini collects, the better. Sharing that information later on with those they love is also a lot of fun, for Geminis are supremely interested in developing their relationships. Dalliances with these folks are always enjoyable, since Geminis are bright, quick-witted and the proverbial life of the party. Even though their intellectual minds can rationalize forever and a day, Geminis also have a surplus of imagination waiting to be tapped. Can a Gemini be boring? Never! Since Geminis are a mix of the yin and the yang, they are well repr

The Things They Dont Tell You About Divorce.
I always thought divorce, though heart crushing was a fairly striaght forward thing. It turns out I was wrong. What they never tell you is how you find a way to live your life everyday without someone you swore to spend it with. It's losing your best friend in the world, then trying to cope when your world falls down around you. Divorce it self can be about many things, or few. I suppose it just depends on what sets you off. One person, or both find that they can no longer love the one they are with, or maybe just not enough to make forever a reality. What ever the case maybe I would like to think there is a point where the anger and the bitterness just fades away. It did for me. All that is left now is a feeling of loss, and sarrow. I lost the one person in the world who understood me better then anyone. Understood me enough to become my wife, and to be the one woman in the world I trusted the way I did. Now that I dont have that friend to talk to you about anything, the o

The Things That Remain Here
Why does pain and things that effect us stay forever? In time we try and deal with events that always happen like so No matter how much we do in a day, the thoughts remain and never sever Seems that life more about hiding the things that hurt the most and continue on like a show People are complicated, reasons that can explain if we all just have the time Sadness and the ideas that often wonder in our minds again In order to receive we need to give, with out doing so its a mind crime It is easy to run but hard to hide, the emptiness will hit but when? To rely on others to survive is an impossible thing to ask For laughs and a clear state of mind Our mind and our soul needs to do the task A better and brighter path to find When things seem to be spinning out of control Panic and anger should be the last things to do In the end all emotions hitting at once can take a grand toll Which makes everything come undone quicker than paper and glue Over reacting to things

Thinking....
So much love to give but is anyone worthy anymore Is there a soul that will not destroy my heart again I close my eyes and can see his face Gentle, sweet, with eyes only for me Will he ever be real or just a fantasy I long for his touch yet scorn away from it Fear passion fuel my dreams When will I be whole and give of my soul again

Things I Want To Remember
dedicated to my grandfather and father figure Retired Sgt. Maj. Bobby K. Edwards you will always be loved remembered and missed.... let me curl up next to you one more time and lay my head on your chest like i did when i was but a small babe...let me snuggle closely and rubbing your face right after you shave and smell the old spice let but kiss your balding head once more while you nap in your recliner...let us walk in the pasture and pick wild berries for grams...just once more lets do all these things before you leave hold me by my feet as you did when i was just a baby learning to strengthen my legs to stand on my own for surely this is more than i can handle...you are leaving me for good this time...you are the first man i ever learned to trust...you are the father figure of my life you gave me all my values in life old fashions values, you have taught me what love is by example and now your time is coming to an end and a large piece of me will go with you....but you are immo

Think About It
Veteran's Day isn't really just 1 day. November 11th isn't the only day you can stop and thank someone for serving in the US military. It can be July 22nd when you thank someone. The fact is...you can thank a member of the US militar ANY day of the year. That simple thank you will mean something to them. I've been part of a pen pal program with soldiers stationed overseas and most of them are so happy to receive letters, even if they are from people they don't know. It helps make life easier for them, helps them for a moment forget the hell they are going through. I'm related to a LOT of military members and I know just one small thank you means a lot to them. My father served. Both of my grandfathers did and even 2 of my uncles did. I've got a cousin who in a few months will be a member of the military. Trust me...your simple thank you does mean a lot to them.

Think Of It As You Will
Whatever happened to diversity in this world It feels like we are all owned under a monopoly The most powerful people can buy and sell our dreams While we are left to pick up the unwanted pieces I do know this for certain Amidst the fog of things to come They could never buy my soul Not even for the price of life I would rather be a lost soul in this fruitless life Than be a puppet in a golem's act For even if I am not promised divinity My goal in life can be to find where my soul is meant to be Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all sing our truths And not live with the judgement of doom We would be richer than the wealthiest men And nothing in this world could buy us out...even with inflation (I dunno, i tried making something more linear, but this works for now)

Think About You
You came in my life when i was down.You came in my life all of a sudden like the sun beaming thru a cloud.You got to know me and i got to know you.Now i can't get my mind off you.You opened my heart in more ways than one.You made me forget about the pain i was going thru and you made me love again.Now all i do is think about you.Copyright sanbertski2000@

Thinking Out Loud!
Okies I am just thinking this stuff out loud to get it off my chest. I may seem like a person out of touch with reality but I believe in True love i believe in the fairy tale and I truely want to find it. There are times I think I may have found it but then little things they do or say make me think nope there is something not quite right. I feel a connection with someone thinking they may feel that connection with me but how can I really know if they dont tell me if they dont prove to me we are on the same page. I have been hurt so much in my life that I have come to learn not to trust anyone just on their word I mean actions speak louder then words right.That is why when I am truely into someone I will do everything in my power to prove they are winning my heart, but it seems like I dont get the same in return. I have them tell me oh I am scared to open up well if you dont open up how will you know if they are the right one for you. i mean i get scared too but damn it i know th

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

Things I Learned From My Mother( And Can't Forget )
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TIME TRAVEL "if you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC "Because I said so that's why" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY "Keep crying and I will give you some thing to cry about!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME STAMINA "You'll sit there till all that spinach's gone!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ANTICIPATION "Just wait till we get home!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME MY HERITAGE "Close that door. Do you think you were born in a barn?" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME WISDOM "When you get to my age you'll understand!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME OPTHAMALOGY "If you don't stop crossing your eyes they're going to get stuck that way!"

Things You Owe Yourself
Things you owe yourself Category: Romance and Relationships Things you owe yourself Most men will never have a torso like Jean-Claude van Damme, own a McLaren F1 or be able to recite Shakespeare's love sonnets. That's okay, because a few short steps can turn you into the sort of lover that will make your partner overlook these shortcomings. Learn the art of sensual massage Visit your local Body Shop outlet and display no hint of emotion as you buy some of their pricey but hugely useful Sensual Bath and Massage Oil. Or make up your own concoction of oils, including sandalwood, lemon grass, musk and lavender. You can use the essential oils in a burner, or mix it with carrier oil - sweet almond oil is fine - and use it as massage oil. A warning on massage: many blokes rub too hard. Try to rub more softly than you like to be rubbed. By all means work the back (never directly on the spine), shoulders, arms, buttocks and legs, but for a change, massage your partner's face and

Things Women Wish You Knew
Things women wish you knew Category: Romance and Relationships Things women wish you knew Here's something to send an untimely chill down your spine - your partner is hoping you'll read this article. Face it, women are different to men – you may already have noticed. So it's predictable that some of the things blokes do in bed will drive women wild, while others might just irk them a bit. Here are a few, and what you can do about them. Hygiene Even if you believe your trouser furniture is clean, a shower before bed never hurt anyone. She might even get into hot water with you. Being clean is a basic courtesy, whether you've spent the day by the pool or mopping out the lion's cage. Don't make a big ceremony of it. Just say, "I'm going to have a shower before bed," or ad lib it. The same goes for your hands and any other part of you that you plan to put inside her. Clean hands and immaculately trimmed and scrubbed nails are mandatory. Trying to be a stud Women can b

Things That Make Me Shiver (adult Content Read At Own Risk)
Things that make me shiver (Adult Content Read at Own Risk) Current mood: horny Category: Romance and Relationships And in a good way.... 1. Pulling my hair. Like I posted before I am in the majority I love having my hair pulled. Especially if you come up behind me and pull me close to you and wrap a hand in my hair and pull my head back so you can bite and nibble on my neck while letting your other hand wander... thats hot...HOT i tell you... 2. THAT look. You know the look, you can be in a room full of people and have your SO give you THAT look. The one that is nothing but a promise of bedrooms, candles, sex and sheets....yeah that look....LOVE it 3. Making out. Ok ok not the kinkiest thing on the planet but god I love it. Especially when you mix it with wandering hands and disappearing clothes. Making out is the bomb. 4. Doggy style....always has been always will be my favorite position...the only other time a guy can thrust deep enough that I ride that thin

9 Things I Hate About Everybody
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'ne

Things To Think About And Remember
Directions: Think about each one before moving to the next one for maximum pleasure !!! 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4 No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry ). 12 A bubble bath. 13 Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing so

Thinking Of Deleting My Profile Here
I joined this site over two years ago when some of my family members joined, I have made many friends on here and even thought I met someone more special than that but they were playing head and heart game....anyway, people have stopped sending nice comments and rating pics and it has really just became boring, I come here just to see who is on and then normally get offline....so if you think I should stay give me a good reason, if not I probably will be leaving but if you want to continue being my friend you can add me at some other sites or add me on yahoo messenger.....Just let me know. Sharon

Things That Make Me Smile
* My Daughter *My Family (My Friends are my family) *The colors hot pink, black, & silver *Sweet emails, Txts, and letters *Driving fast *When people make things for me *Driving down the back roads late at night blasting my radio *Music *Buying gifts for people *Being called Mommy *Watching cartoons with Kamryn *Cuddling up on the couch watching movies *Pink, Black, and white roses *Lillies *Going out to shows *When the person Im with txts or calls in the middle of the night *Animals *Darkness *Candles *Bubble Baths *Shopping *Song dedications *My Car *Traveling *Taking pictures of everything *The Moon n Stars *Tattoos *Piercings *Poetry *Cuddling up with my daughter n going to sleep *Holidays *Dancing *Kisses *Hugs *Holding Hands *Going to the park *Outdoor things... camping. fishing, etc ** Knowing that no matter what... No one can change me... So love me like I am

Things That Anger Me
*Stupid People *Liars *Cheaters *Backstabbers *People who judge before they know the person *Slow drivers *Alcoholic *Drugs- only because its caused so much shit in my life. Yes I have friend that do them. No problem with that.. Ya just wont catch me doin any. *BEER!!! (CUZ ITS NASTY.. Dont argue with me Halo) *When my daughter gets sick *Being cold *Thunder *Bad Weather *Bad Music *Sad emotions *Fighting *Arguing *Being alone! *I dont dislike too much.. but this list. yeah grrr

Things That Make Me Smile
My mother having a good day. My grandson Blake's sweet giggles. My son Justin's beautiful smile. Knowing all my family and friends are safe and sound. Connie and Erica. {my 2 best friends} Morning coffee with wonderful people on Fubar. Ash's excitement on the phone when she gets new bling. A clean apartment. A new purse or candle. Someone telling me that I'm intelligent instead of saying I'm pretty. A good song. Being single and doing as I please. Making others laugh. Lower gas prices. A hot cup of tea on a cold afternoon. Ghirardelli's caramel filled chocolate squares. A nice glass of wine. Matchbox Twenty. E stalking Drill. My brother's goofiness. A Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Low utility bills. New bling. I won't lie about it. lol A fresh strawberries, bananas, and orange juice smoothie. Shopping with my mother and sister. The color purple. Butterflies. And so much more. That i

Things That Make Me Smile
Poi Slayer Lunch when I'm already in a good mood Poi My sexy new tv My sexy new dvd player with the sleep timer and karaoke ability!!!! Poi My sperm™ The smell of napalm in the morning A good bottle of wine Vodka of course! Poi Getting annoying text messages early in the morning telling me to wake up The thought of the Broncos beating the Steelers on the way to the superbowl in January! the thought of the Broncos SLAUGHTERING the Raiders on Sunday! the way I feel when I talk to my Poi on the phone Buttmonkey and Goon Slayer Poi Ok, I think that's it for now.

Things That Make Me Smile
Watching a BMW hit a guard rail Watching my boss get frustrated with his stupidity Smell of sewage and piss (reminds me of Moscow) Telling people my hotel is sold out, when its not Watching a stupid kid fall and cry after being obnoxious

40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I

3 Things She Wants To Hear
THIS IS SO TRUE, AND SOMETHING MY HONEY ALREADY KNOWS INSTINCTIVELY AND PRACTICES CONSISTENTLY! I AM SO LUCKY! THANKS FOR BEING YOU REDSOCKSFAN! Source: California PsychicsWomen. When it comes to saying the right thing, we're so hard to please. Or at least it seems that way most of the time. But here's a little secret that the high maintenance among us may not want you to know: we're really not that difficult - as long as you keep a few phrases in your regular rotation! 1. How was your day?The kicker with this one is you really have to care and you really have to listen. But by doing something as simple as inquiring about your significant other's day, you're illustrating that you want to be a part of it. Why this is even worth mentioning? Because men often forget that for a woman, sharing is hugely important. If Oprah's twenty years of success haven't taught you that, then you'd better tune into a few episodes. That, or take it from me! Ask your lady how her day went, listen t

Think In Terms Of What The Other Person Wants.
Saturday, November 22, 2008 THINK IN TERMS OF WHAT THE OTHER PERSON WANTS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows. Your success depends on the support of other people. You can get anything you want in life if you're willing to help enough other people get what they want. The only hurdle between you and what you want to be is the support of others. You cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening your own. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch this video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm

101 Things I Know You Don't Know About Me
101. I'm not sure if I should be with a girl or a guy in the end. Women are so sensitive and caring but men are rough and protective. I'm so confused, but I do know I only want one. One person to spend the rest of my life taking care of and making happier than they could ever dream of. 100. I saved a girls' life today that I don't know, and by doing that I may have put my friend's life in danger. 99. I won't sing in the shower unless I'm extremely happy but I'll sing almost anywhere else. 98. I love the holidays but I hate being crowded in the houses we go to even though I'm not claustrophobic. 97. Autumn is my favorite season, the leaves are gorgeous and there's always a light breeze. 96. When I clean anything I'm a neat freak about it, but I can't ever keep my room clean. 95. I looove candles, especially scented ones. 94. I've read the bible twice (all the way through) and I don't agree with everything in there. 93. I hate wearing shoes 92. If someone tells

Things To Say At Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy Thanksgiving

Things U Never Wanna Hear @the Thanksgiving Table
#1-Whatcha looking at?? #2-Uncle bobby after, 13 years of sobriety, feels it okay to have ONE drink #3- Mom, Dad you'll always love me no matter what, right??!! Thats all I can think of now. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Things About Sweet
So everyday I'll post 11 things to let you guys get to know my wacko ass better...its all in good fun *smooches* 1. I have a beauty mark on my right inner thigh 2. I don't wear panties (lol) 3. I'm a published author 4. I love corners, cocoa and my blankie 5. I can't sleep in the dark 6. I'm shy (for real) 7. I quit my first job because I broke a nail (lol so serious) 8. I'm in love with (no not just john cena) Kid Rock 9. I'm almost legally blind 10. I started wearing a bra in 4th grade 11. I'm afraid of long socks (rotfl)

Things I Hate
Ok, lately i've been sitting around and can't help but think of all the things I hate either on fubar or outside this addicting thing. Guys with tongue rings, ok well not the tongue ring in general. But when they stick their tongue out in pictures in an attempt to "lure ladies" with their mouthing skills dude I fucking hate that. its unattractive. I hate that fat girls try and mask themselves, by making up this stupid BBW shit, trying to justify that they are unhealthy. news flash fatties, guys don't like blubber, ok some do But they ain't cute so i guess you get what you get. being OVERWEIGHT is NOT I Repeat NOT ATTRACTIVE I think ugly girls should not be allowed to post NSFW pictures. Hey ugly girls! just because a hottie says "lookin good" he's just being nice. he then saves your picture and shows his buddies so they can laugh at you..shit I do that. I hate those cocky people who think that they are better than everyone else "so i'm buying 6 HH's, blah blah blah" Hey

Things On My Mind
So it's Thanksgiving Day and I am up in my room away from the family. This in itself is kind of wrong if you think about it. But the boys are loud enough that I don't need to be downstairs to hear them. There is so much I should be Thankful for and Am. My children, who even though I may sound like I can't stand them, I love them to pieces. My life is not complete without them. quieter - yes- complete HELL NO! I am Thankful to my Mother for not only realizing I am there for her, getting me to realize she is there for me. And also not throwing my eldest child out the window, door, stairs ...whatever when he was a smart ass...or more often then not...when he wasn't a smart ass.... (Can't seem to think where these children get it from....must be the fathers :P) I am Thankful to my friends who have put up with my wicked mood swings lately. And they know exactly who they are! Depression is hard to go through much less admit to. I deal, I try ...I am moving throu

Things I Hate
1. Stupid people....damn u dont even know...it really really takes a lot 2 get me angry...but wow some people r just sooooo special... 2. People driving real slow in from of u ....especially driving below the speed limit .....i wish i could just push them out of the wayyyyy!!lol 3. Hoes....male and female....what happened 2 having morals? 4. Arrogance....keep tellin urself ur better than everyone...in the end u ll realize ur not 5. Jealously.....look at urself and deal with ur insecurities b4 u start talking ish about others (especially when u dont even know them...come on now..).... 6. Immaturity.......ur an adult...grow the f up already! well...... that is all.....

11 Things About Sweet
1. I look in the mirror over 20 to 30 times a day 2. I love to have sex in the mirror 3. was Bi curious as a teenager (hehe) 4. started masturbating at 7 5. thought I was a boy until I was 5 6. won't eat butterscotch candy because I got choked when I was 4 7. Never been to a night club 8. just learned to have a female ejaculation 9. my feet got bigger after pregnancy 10. lesbian porn makes me horny (lol) 11. I like for a guy to shave his initials into my vagina after he's done a good job (so every time I wipe I can say "fucking shit...he was so good." lmfao)

Thinking
A few years ago, I met a fabulous man. He was a man that I was drawn to immediately. He made me laugh, made me smile and we generally got along quite well. I knew, or at least felt that there was an attraction there. And for the first time, it did not feel as if it were an attraction just on my side. As with everything in my life, there are issues and drama. Love my drama filled life. However, this man was different. Or I felt he was. He, of course, was not someone that was local, or at least to me. So, after several days....he leaves. And then, he is back. After expecting not to see him, he is back. But, of course, he is not from around here, so, he leaves again. Someone that I had become very close to, in such a short amount of time, waltzes back into my life, only to depart again. As I said, he was different. I figured, at first, when he left the second time, I would never see nor talk to again. I was wrong...for awhile. There has been talk about the

Thinking.
Wow. Doing way too much thinking tonight. Guess I do that when I am drinking. I feel like such a loser sometimes. I live with my Dad and 4 younger siblings. My job...well...it sucks. Vineyards, gotta love it. I just get so frustrated all the time. I hate where I am, what I have become. Sometimes I wonder if I can pull myself out of this hole that I am in. It seems like I can't, more often then not. God, getting emotional. I wish my Mom was still alive. I could talk to her about anyting. Venging and it sucks so I am going to shut up now. God, I hate feeling like this.

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk (top 10)
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 8. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 7. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." 5. "Damn ! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: "Amen"

Thinkin About Leavin Fubar
so its come to the point where im really thinkin about deletin fubar...its got to the point where your so called fans/family n friends dont show no love unless you give them stuff...ive always been a loyal fubar friend..whenever they needed my help i was there,when they wanted bling i would bling them..im honestly tired of beggin for stuff on fubar,i aint steppin down that low no more,not worth it...so yea..its whatever now...

Things To Ponder
1. Is there another word for synonym? 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "pract

Things On My Mind About Ppl On Here
OK i been gettin friend requests here lately besides those stupid robots that wanna add me. Which is fine until I realize that they couldn't take the mouse and scroll down just 4 or 5 more inches and read a profile, like the only concern they have is zddin ppl for points or simply put...an popularity hoe. The 2nd thing is some ppl won't wanna associate w/me because my "Interesting Level" isn't up to their expectations, or my blogs aren't good enough? *(side note: this one doesn't count lol)* WTH does that mean? Like I'm low quality conversation material or something lol. Man kick rocks son if that's all it is to you. You can't be real then be one of those "Cam Girls" cause that's as about as fake as it gets.

Things About Me
THINGS ABOUT ME Stuff about me.... I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my hea

10 Things You Didnt Know About Me
10. My favorite color is blue. 9. I have an irrational fear of needles. 8. My folks divorced on my 8th birthday. 7. I will NEVER have children. Ever. 6. When I was in jr. high, I wanted to be gothic. 5. I hate having curly hair. 4. I've only slept with 3 guys. 3. I've been riding horses since I was about 4 years old. 2. I moved out of my mom's house in Indiana when I was 17 years old. 1. I desperately miss my ex. He was the guy I was supposed to marry, & i fucked it up. I was bored, and now you know 10 things about me that you didn't know before. Could be interesting conversation starters, eh?

Things To Think About
We all are on fubar for various reasons. . kinda got a laugh today. Some guy came to my page and done nothing..so I shouted at him asking if i was ugly. He said..ok, i will bite..why you ask. I said well u didn't even give me one rate. I was kinda in a goof off mood of mine today. Anyways.. he said sorry and came to my page and rated. I told him I was just giving him a hard time. Anyways, he shouted saying.. I don't usually rate married woamen. I said why not..its not like your proposing to me. Well then I mentioned..seriously..look at 1/2 of fubar. Most of the women and some men..are gorgeous/model like. You can not tell me that they are all single..and if they are..they got boyfriends/girlfriends. He said I did have a point. I am just so tired of hearing married people being bad mouthed on here. We have a right to be on the net just as much as others. We just don't lie about our status. Just because we are married..doesn't always mean its the best of marriage either. So,, t

39th Infantry Brigade Has Arrived!
YAY!! Bryan (BaghdadDaddy, my #4 Family) has landed on American Soil!! 39th Soldiers Come Home From Iraq http://www.todaysthv.com/slideshow/39th/index.html Slide show of the troops arriving, Bryan is in slide 3/16 shaking hand and 4/16 walking away. Posted on: http://www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=76899 Nearly 300 soliders from the 39th Infantry Brigade returned home Monday. More are scheduled to return home from Iraq this week. CAMP SHELBY JOINT FORCES TRAINING CENTER, Miss. - The 39th Infantry Brigade Combat Team continues its transition home with Monday's return of 280 Soldiers, bringing the total count to 700 having returned from Iraq. Dozens of Family and friends cheered the arrival of Monday's returning Soldiers during a brief ceremony here at Camp Shelby roughly three hours after the troops initially touched down at 1:30 p.m. ********************************************* I will be posting my own pics once I arrive home, until then, check

Things To Think About
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know.

Thinking Of You....
I sit here and think of you and I miss what we had. I often find myself crying for the simple reason that your gone. Gone from my sight and my touch. I think about the last time we talked and I cry. I have let so much pass between us. It's not fair and it's not right. Every time I think of you I feel the pain of you not being here. I love you with all my heart and it hurts not to have you here. I feel the strain of that pain everyday. I try and not let it get to me but sometimes it does. And when it does, its almost too much to bare. I look into the sky and I start to cry because you are up there and not down here with me. I want to cry but I cant seem to bring out the tears. Just the realization that you are at peace is enough to lighten the pain I feel, but I'm selfish. I want you here with me. God, why cant this be simple, without all the pain and suffering. Without the drama in life. For everyone who reads this...think about what I've said. Actually think about it. Because yo

Thinking About My Books
Okay, so to start pulling my resources for my books I have to go through all my blogs [some are older then others] and pick my favorites. I think from there I can see what direction to take in the series. Originally I want to start with terms and acronyms from within the BDSM world, but that sounds so boring to actually have to do... Now I am thinking about writing about Internet Hunting for "Insert terms such as Straight Male Submissive/Bi female switch/blahblah". I could cover what would motivate someone to look for getting their need met through the services online. I could discuss the pros and cons of the choice. A chapter could be devoted to writing a profile and a templet could be set for it. I would of course start with the male submissive... Also, since everyone seems to feel good about devulging their secrets to me for my advice and/or approval I am thinking of doing a collection on the best advice I have given people in the past. This section could be in the back of the

The Thing About Love Is . . .
So, I sat here earlier, alone as usual, and contemplated many things for even more reasons and came up with some pretty deep and profound thoughts for the mood I find myself in lately. My own mind never ceases to amaze me anymore. I’ve been put through emotional hell in the last six months; there is no way for me to sugar coat that, it’s just been pure hell. I longed to find love only to learn that it is the painful thing I have ever experienced while somehow managing to be the most beautiful as well. I wanted to know what true love was and I learned . . . I flew high and then crashed and burned. I had everything and watched it all disappear in the blink of an eye. I went from euphoria to abyss in the mere seconds it took to speak a few words. But, somewhere along the way I also learned who I was, who I am, and who I still want to be. I didn’t learn what I want in life, I was only once again shown what I don’t need. A valuable lesson in it’s own right, after all how can we e

Think About It.
I have slowly been watching more and more people in bad moods, feeling sorry for themselves, and forgetting that a lot of people have it far worse. Long time friends of mine are foster parents. Last week they lost 2 foster children and their home to a horrible fire. They are still in the hospital in critical condition along with 1 other foster child, all suffering horrendous burns on most of their bodies. Does that put things into perspective? Take me. My mother may very well be seeing her last Christmas, definitely won't be seeing my grandchild grow up. My own health is not what you people think it may be. My son lost 80% hearing in one ear this time last year. It can't be restored. We still have each other. We still know there are people in worse shape than us. We know feeling sorry for ourselves won't change a thing. I am sorry, but I just had to say a lil something. Please don't hate me for it.

12 Things To Throw At Dubya
Thousands of Iraqis took to the streets Monday to demand the release of a reporter who threw his shoes at President George W. Bush, as Arabs across many parts of the Middle East hailed the journalist as a hero and praised his insult as a proper send-off to the unpopular U.S. president. - Associated Press A shoe is an honest choice. Civilized. Convenient. Sends a simple "you're an artless jackass, and everyone knows it" kind of message. What's more, a hurled shoe is a timeless bit of wisecrackery, sort of like a pie in the face or standing up and hurling your drink at your two-faced lover in a restaurant. Classic. But this is Dubya we're talking about. Worst. President. Ever. Surely he deserves better. Surely he deserves something a bit more ... thoughtful? Profound? Ironic? After all, while a shoe is nice, it's also terribly cliched. Boring, even. Of course, I officially endorse none of the following far more appropriate, delightfully hurl-able options. Do not ever throw anyth

5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
(Hey I thought it was interesting) 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis Medical experts reveal interesting facts that men and women will find educational -- and surprising. By Martin F. Downs WebMD Feature Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD Here are some things you might have wondered about your penis, but were afraid to ask. No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own You've probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn't wish it away. It's true that you have less command over your penis than body parts like your arms and legs. That's because the penis answers to a part of the nervous system that's not always under your conscious control. This is called the autonomic nervous system, which also regulates heart rate and blood pressure. Sexual arousal usually isn't voluntary. The conscious mind is complicit in it, but a lot of sexual arousal

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Tall Woman
Statistically, Americans may be getting shorter, but like all evolution, that takes time, and not everyone has shrunk. Take, for example, that tall girl you've got your eye on across the bar. You'd like to impress her, right? Two key pieces of advice: A) Be yourself (as your Mom told you about 10 years ago) and B) don't make a big thing of her height. In the interest of aiding your love life, writer Laura Gilbert asked a WNBA team's worth of willowy women what clichéd lines turn them off most. Heed their warnings and you might just get to check "chick over six feet tall" off your "to do before I die " list. 10. "You must be a model!" (This line shows that you're not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you're only asking because she's really rilly pretty.) 9. "You can't be 5' 10". I'm 5'10"!" (It's one thing to lie about your height while you're sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you're busted.)

Things That Turn Me Off
1. JEALOUSLY - SERIOUSLY IF YOUR MAN/WOMEN GETS JEALOUS SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT!!!! I hate that crap and if the person I am with gets jealous lol no way. 2. IMPRESSION.......DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME PLZZZZZZZZ OMG!!! 3. BEING SOMETHING THAT YOUR NOT!!! 4. SECRETS!........IF YOUR GOING TO HID A SECRET FROM ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 5. PICK UP LIMES............ENOUGH SAID FUCK EM!! 6. THINKING THAT WE ARE SHALLOW 7. RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL!!!!

Thinking About The Crew
I feel very fortunate to have been blessed with 3 amazing children. I sat in bed last night thinking about them for the longest time. It's difficult always keeping things in perspective. Emma came & got in bed with me, rolled over on her side & snuggled up close. She grabbed my hand & held on tight. I didn't want to fall asleep. I wanted to enjoy if for as long as possible. Emma is without a doubt the sweetest and purest soul. I live and die with her emotions. She can look at me and smile and I will have no worries in the world. Everything is perfect. The sparkles in her eyes take me away to a better place. Grace is a difficult bird at times. No doubt she's a Kennedy. She's very sweet and sensitive but has a short fuse. It doesn't take much to get her fired up. I really enjoy her personality. She's very funny. Loves to tell jokes, be silly, etc… It feels like she is growing up too fast. Grace is very protective of her brother and sister. I can't get her to

Thinking Out Loud
I see a lot of my friends settling down, having families, and they are perfectly happy. I think that is amazing. Contrary, I see a lot of my friends morbid, depressed, and broken from a failed relationship and/or marriage. Some people I know not just my friends or family, but some people in general put all of their happiness into someone else. My beliefs are shared by some but are disagreed by some of my peers and even one of my professor’s in school. My argument is: I do not believe that true happiness is reached by a significant other or by “being in love.” I believe in love, of course-- but I believe more in self worth and happiness from within. So many people put all of their time, their dreams, their money and more into another person and completely lose themselves. It is a nice gesture but you’re setting yourself up for disappointment. At any time in life the people you love most can walk away. You know what you will be left with? Yourself. You have to learn to love yourself s

Thinking Of You
Thinking of You When the nights are long and cold, And the days are lonesome and blue, And the tears begin to get old, My thoughts always drift to you. When my heart is quickly breaking, And I'm forced to search my mind For something to stop the aching, You are the one I find. When I'm feeling helpless and weak, You give me the strength to move on. When I'm broken and cannot speak, You give me the words through song. The happiness I know with you Is like nothing I've felt before. When once all was closed from view, Now you have opened the door And released my hidden emotions, Released my heart and soul, My deepest love and devotion, Finally making me whole. If we are forced to be apart, Throughout everything you do, Please know that you are in my heart, And that I'm always thinking of you.

Think Of Me
Think of me, think of me fondly, when we've said goodbye. Remember me once in a while - please promise me you'll try. When you find that, once again, you long to take your heart back and be free - if you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me We never said our love was evergreen, or as unchanging as the sea - but if you can still remember stop and think of me . . . Think of all the things we've shared and seen - don't think about the things which might have been . . . Think of me, think of me waking, silent and resigned. Imagine me, trying too hard to put you from my mind. Recall those days look back on all those times, think of the things we'll never do - there will never be a day, when I won't think of you . . . Flowers fades, The fruits of summer fade, They have their seasons, so do we but please promise me, that sometimes you will think of me!

38 Things Girls Don't Realize
=====FIRST OF ALL I DID NOT WRITE THIS====== It was copied from a chain letter around the net but I removed the crap from it. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. -Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. -Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. -Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. -Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. -A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. -Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. -Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. -Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh

Things That Make You Tick........or Maybe Even Wet
Walking up to your door , hoping that she's home. You open your door and call out to see if she is....... After finding out she is , you walk into the room she's in. As you look to her you drop everything thats in your arms and just stair at her till she feels you stairing. She turns around....and smiles. you walk up and gently kiss her neck saying hi. You don't stop with just one kiss though , it goes on.....your arms are around her now as you keep kissing , your hands are feeling her thighs , ass and on up to her neck. by this time you're hearing a little moaning , which is turning you on even more....She's turned on and starts to feel you , but you say no , not yet..... There's a table near by , you pick her up and sit her on top of it. You look at each other and smile You start to kiss a lil and holding her by her hair you start kissing down her neck again while pulling her head back to start down the side to the front for her . you've reached her collar bone and to the top of her

Things Are Never As They Seem.
A good song said, there are three things that are for sure: taxes, death, and trouble. But I would like to expand on that. People are not as advertised. Things are almost never as they seem. And people will almost always, have an angle. Some are painfully obvious, while others, either by practice and design, or by an innate knack for subtlety, can hide it for a while. But the angle is there. There are very few actions made by people, that aren't done with a purpose and reason behind them, no matter how small. Listen to what people say, but don't hang on every word. Merely listen to pick through it to find the truth. Every good lie, has a measure of truth in it. And no matter how well you think you know someone, never pretend to actually know what is in their hearts, minds, or what they are capable of. Some people are good at hiding their intentions... others will change as quickly as the wind does. In short, people... are not as advertised.

Things Are Getting Better!!!
some really cute guys are out there asking me about the things i write on my page so i just simply tell them it's a roller coster ride in the weirdest way. the only thing that stays constant is work and my two wonderfull kids. and now that i have found oout that i can stay in casper has made it even better!mostly i got to thank all my true friends that have made it possible for me to stay and the hope and prayers i have received as well i thank you and i will pray for you as well thank you and may the angel of strangth sit on your shoulder and gide you to help others

Thinking Opf You....
thinking today of My Dear.... as the winds that blow threw trees... Will you touch me with your hand..... my dear? I want you to pull me close... against your chest, your breast, your heart... to be held in your arms... oh yes, my dear... your heartbeat your breath ... giving me peaceful rest.. then in balance let my hands my dear.... caress your silky skin feeling the warmth and wetness.. my dear... the warmth of passion within let me lie curled and blissful in your gaze...

Thinking Of Her Today...
Will you? In years to come, lifes' stories not yet run Will you still hold me? Will you still want to? In the stillness of dark nights, after the passion has taken flight Will you still need me? Will I need you? Will your Heart still race, when I bend to kiss your face? Will my jokes still make you laugh? awful impressions make you smile? as I sing out of tune,and you bury your head in your hands? Will you stay with me forever? Will you continue to feed me? Will you feed my soul equally? Will you? ....Will you? Questions to ponder and wounder... In return shall offer a solemn promise to you? unswerving, unstinting, remorseless, tumultuous Me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ~@~ Thoughts of her. They permeate the air today. A scent, I catch a glimpse Of a sweet memory A song might come on "Isn't She Lovely" Stevie sang this Thinking of

Think!
Mortals suffer on this coil Strive for better with their toil To prove to Him that they are good To gain a place in His neighbourhood To sit on high is their only goal To feel His love within their soul. Please don't think this is blasphamy But all above doesn't apply to me Oh I don't think I'm the only one The time for that is now long gone Centuries pass and time flies by Then old beliefs just seem to die. Mortals now seem all obessed With trying to be the very best With having more than all around And knocking lessers to the ground We live at such a frantic pace That greed is now so commonplace. If we continue just like this Then we'll miss out on so much bliss The joy of loving fellow men Will all too soon become alien With love no longer on the Earth Soon there'll cease to be re-birth. So pause a moment, this I plead In your pilgrimage of greed To consider others once in a while And take the time to stop and smile For if our ways we do not m

40 Things You Didn't Really Wanna Know
1. What time is it? 3:33am Triple 3's, whoa! 2. What's your full name? If you need that info, you probably already have it. 3. What are you most afraid of? I'm claustrophobic. Being stuck in a tight space. My vision of my own death has me trapped underneath a car. 4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater? I don't know. I think when the new Indiana Jones came out. Oh god that reminds me, you wanna see the Even Stevens kid get his nuts whacked like 50 times, watch this movie! 5. Place of birth? OLOL, in the Red Stick. 6. Favorite Food? Seafood, Southern food. In fact give me some blackened catfish and a side of cheese grits right now. 7. What's your natural hair color? Brown. 8. Ever been to Alaska? If it is farther west than Waco, TX, I have never been there. 9. Ever been toilet paper rolling? As a kid 10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Nothing makes me cry even smacking my thumb with a hammer.

Thinking
i just been doin a lot of thinking about everything lately and im not tryin to bitch or to whine i just cant figure these things out... i just been tryin to figure out why i have this huge emptiness and feeling of guilt and remorse... i know i did some bad things to a certain someone but i know th mistakes i made and wont do them again but why do i feel so fuckin shitty??? i got the greatest bunch of friends a guy could have and the one that matters the most is the girl i hurt so badly.... i just cant get over this feeling of emptiness i dont know what to do or anything about it!! i go to bed at night still crying every night holding onto my most prized possesion a white friggin piece of fabric...... it makes it a little easier but for real its been like month why cant i just get over it??? i mean shit i know i deserve it but fuck not like this..... someone help anyone im at a lss of what to do about it all and im about to break down cuz i try and hide my true emotions and feelings cu

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Porn Star
It's AVN season, the time when porn stars dress up in their finest PVC attire and compete for awards in categories such "Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene." And for those lucky enough to be attending the AVN awards on January 10th in Las Vegas, it's also the time when porn stars leap out of the DVD player and come to life to pose for pictures and sign your time-worn copy of "Jenna Loves Rocco." Luckily, adult entertainer and Wicked Girl Stormy Daniels (who is nominated for both "Best Supporting Actress" and "Crossover Star of the Year") was kind enough to give us some pointers on how to keep your foot out of your mouth when faced with your favorite porn stars. Read on to find out 10 things you should never say to a porn star. 10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.) 8. I would never watc

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Porn Star
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.) 8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) 7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.) 6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.) 5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.) 4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition

10 Things To Never Say To A Porn Star! (especially #4!!!!!)
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it. ) 8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) 7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause. ) 6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop. ) 5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been. ) 4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT

Thinking Of You
Lying in your arms So close together Didnt know just what I had Now I toss and turn Cause Im without you How Im missing you so bad Where was my head? Where was my heart? Now I cry alone in the dark I lie awake I drive myself crazy Drive myself crazy Thinking of you... Made a mistake When I let you go baby I drive myself crazy Wanting you the way that I do Wanting you the way that I do I was such a fool I couldnt see it Just how good you were to me (just how good you were to me) You confessed your love (you confessed your love) Undying devotion I confessed my need to be free... And now Im left With all this pain Ive only got myself to blame...yeah... I lie awake I drive myself crazy Drive myself crazy Thinking of you... Made a mistake Let you go baby I drive myself crazy Wanting you the way that I do (wanting you the way that I do) Why...didnt I know it How much I loved you baby? Why couldnt I show it If I had only told you When I ha

Things Could Be Worse
Today when I came in I noticed one of my employees was wearing a t-shirt instead of his normal dress shirt. So, I asked him what was up. A little back story to this is that he was buying a trailer and Friday he got a phone call it was being towed, after he had moved all his stuff into it. So he left Friday and went to figure out what was going on. Apparently the owner of the land didn't want it there anymore and wanted it moved. The quick story is he had to move back to the place he was living in before. So they load up everything, move it back, and he goes to take care of some stuff. A couple of hours later he comes back to find that the house he was moving back into was on fire. He lost a lot of his stuff, mostly everything except what was still in his vehicle. Apparently the stove malfunctioned and caught fire, and the house was kinda old and went up pretty quick. If that were not crappy enough, he tells his parents, and his mom says she'll come up and bring him some stuff. Well,

Things That Only Happen To Me...
Waiting at the train station this evening for my bus. Minding my own business. Dum de dum de dum, when this black gentleman approaches me. The encounter goes as follows: "Excuse me miss. I don't mean to bother you, but I was hit in the head with bricks last night." He points to this pink circle next to his eye that was about the size of a quarter. "And I'm not in my right mind right now." Hmm mmm as I casually take a small step back. "And I was wondering if you had 80 cents for my bus card." *insert bus card being waved* Now I genuinely didn't have any change on me. I really don't carry it. It's my "California Fund" money! LOL So very politely, I told him I was sorry but I didn't have any change. "But I need it for my bus card." I'm sorry about that, but I don't have any change. He takes a step away before asking, "What about a dollar?" Um, no. Now granted, I did, but I'm not about to pull out my wallet at a bus stop. That's just asking to get your

Thinkin
Do you ever wonder just what in the hell that person was or is thinking? I mean like you see a certain thing this way and they see it completely different. Everybody around you can agree with you but that certain person and you still can't figure out why in the hell that person feels that, or thinks that. Have you ever thought that maybe ur going crazy, or maybe the other person is going crazy, and you just don't know how to reach out, or reach out to them. I feel this way sometimes, Theres a certain person out there who see things completely different than what everybody else sees it, or hears it, or feels it. I do indeed love this person with everything in me and would give my life any day of the week for them, however, I just wish that I could reach this person again, so maybe we could have what we once had, and share what we once shared. What good is laughing if you have no one to laugh with, or cry with nobody's shoulder to cry on, or walk through your trials and tribulations all

Things That Piss Me Off!!
Ok, this blog will probably be updated a lot. I made it NSFW because I never know what will be added. Things that Piss me off! 1. On the side of the Mac & Cheese box that says push here, that fucker never works!! 2. When you and your man(or woman) go somewhere and there is more than one way to get to wherever, they stop at the end of the drive and ask "so which way do you want to go". Your reply, "I don't care, your driving" and then they sit there looking all stupid because you didn't tell them which way to go!! YOUR FUCKING GROWN AND YOUR DRIVING!! JUST PICK A WAY AND GT ME THERE!! 3. When people let other people play on their messengers. No way in HELL am I letting someone else play on my messenger..IT'S MINE..go get your own. Especially when they don't tell anyone that it is't your friend your actually talking to. 4. The new president. Yeah I can't stand him so what. 5. Oh another about men.."what do you want for dinner" "I don't care what do you feel like." "i d

Thinking ...
During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed. When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!" In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than

Thinking Of You
Thinking of You Sitting here all alone listening to the music as thoughts of you flow through my mind A tear wells in my eyes sadness overcomes my heart I drop to my knees as if the world had just been placed upon my shoulders slowly I stand up resisting the pain fighting back the tears happy thoughts begin to fill my soul I remember when we used to just talk For hours about everything and nothing all at once we would laugh and not care about the world even for only a fleeting moment I know now that no matter what you will always be there in one form or another When I am feeling sad like the world is crashing down my light at the end of the tunnel all I need do is to think of you And all of my troubles seem to fade away Into the distance when I come back to reality Everything appears so much simpler my lips part in a smile as I think of you. Christopher Wayne Rhea Copyright ©2009 Christopher Wayne Rhea

Things
A - Available: Yes - Age: 34 - Annoyance: Liars - Animal: Cat B - Beer: Kiltlifter - Birthday: October 17th - Best Friend(s): Jamie, Brian, Dan, Ian, Tony - Body Part on opposite sex: lips - Best feeling in the world: Love - Blind or Deaf: Deaf - Best weather: Fall - Been on stage?: Yes - Believe in Magic: Yes - Believe in Santa: No - Been in Love: Yes - Been bitched out?: Daily - Believe in yourself?: Sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: Yes - Believe in miracles: yes - Believe in Satan: evil yes satan no - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: yes C - Candy: Reese's cups - Color(s): Purple - Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate - Chinese/Mexican: Chinese - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Europe - Cheese: Brie - Car: Ford Focus - Cried in school: Yes I'm a girl - Clothing Style: Jeans, tanks and sandels D - Day or Night: Night - Dance in the rain: Yes every chance I get - Dream vehicle: Mustang - Danced: many times - Do the splits?: I can

Thinking
"Watch the mind for five seconds as you would watch a mouse hole, waiting for a mouse to run out. As you watch the mind, can you know what thought is going to pop up before it actually pops up? If you cannot know what thought is going to pop up next, how can you claim to be 'doing' the thinking?" -kiloby.com

.things To Think About.
From Oprah Since the day the late Gene Siskel asked me, "What do you know for sure?" and I got all flustered and started stuttering and couldn't come up with an answer, I've never stopped asking myself that question. And every month I must find yet another answer. Some months I feel I hardly know a thing, and I'm always pressed to make the deadline for this column. This time around, in honor of our tribute to the subject, I looked back and came up with my all-time top 20: 1. What you put out comes back all the time, no matter what. (This is my creed.) 2. You define your own life. Don't let other people write your script. 3. Whatever someone did to you in the past has no power over the present. Only you give it power. 4. When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. (A lesson from Maya Angelou.) 5. Worrying is wasted time. Use the same energy for doing something about whatever worries you. 6. What you believe has more power than what you dream or w

Think About Love
I can't forget you Ever since the moment that I met you You've been on my mind And I need to somehow let you know That I think about you all the time So when you think about love, think about me I can give you more than you'll ever need Sooner or later every heart needs some company When you think about love, think about me When you think about love, think about me We were strangers Now I'm already wrapped around your finger Oh whats a heart to do 'Cause it lingers And the thought of you Wantin' me as much as I want you Makes me blue I'm not holding you tonight Cause only you can satisfy This heart of mine

Thinkin Of Goin Blonde
I dyed my hair dark brown a few months ago and like it so I stuck with it, but i'm kindof a girl that like change every now and then, so I'm thinkin of goin back to blonde. My hair had always been blonde before this time, but I'm not real sure what to do. I'm afraid if I go to dye it blonde it will turn orange, but i could just go to the salon, anybody got any suggestions, i'm open, and no dumbass shit either....

10 Things About Fubar...
****disclaimer*** I am new here. I will probably be the most hated person here after this, but I don't really care...It had to be said.. 1. Most mummers can't spell for shit. I am convinced that half of them do not actually have the ability to make up their own minds. So in an effort to avoid thinking all together, they ask an entire non-thinking population, for their input, and then get mad, when stupid people tell them they are stupid. ***This is not always the case, as there are exceptions to every rule...*** 2. Most men have NO idea how to approach a woman. When I say woman, I mean a clothed female individual, who is over the age of 20, has half a brain, and a little self respect. 3. There are not very many "women" here... 4. This place is more seedy than the bags of ten dollar swag I used to buy in high school... Yeah. That's NOT sexy... 5. WTF is up with all the naked chicks taking their clothes off for fake money??? Can someone PLEASE explain to me wh

52 Things
52 things you would love to say out loud at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial m

Things To Consider...
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Duct tape is like “The Force.” It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you’re not learning much when your lips are moving. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Things I Hate
Feet ear wax icy snowballs when people assume things about me they shouldn't warm jager cold jack people who dance off rhythm getting stepped on people who ask me if Quahog is a real place.. you are online.. look it up!!! liars being taken advantage of false friends false people in general

Think U Got What It Takes.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you have sex with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10??

47 Things You Can Learn About Me And I Would Love To Know About You
47 things you can learn about me and I would love to know about you 1. What is your full name? Jami Rynn Sawyer 2. When is your Birthday? april 30th 3. What is your e-mail address? not givin that out unless we are tight 4. Do you smoke? yes but in the process of quitting 5.How many sexual partners have you had? less than 9 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? see above 7. Can you cook? yes 8. What was your dream growing up? to be an FBI agent or a cop 9. What talent do you wish you had? be able to play the guitar well 10. Favorite place? New York and Nashville (anywhere my family is also) 11. G-strings or thongs? both 12. What was the last book you read? breaking dawn by stephanie meyer (twilight series) 13. What zodiac sign are u ? Taurus 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 6 piercings 15. Worst Habit? cussing like a sailor 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace and if not why don't we? some i do some

Things We Should Do
I think we should all slow down sometimes. Life is crazy for us all at some point or another. It is too easy to get caught up in the complexities, chaos and stress that are in our daily life. We don't think often enough about ourselves. We are consumed and occupied with the thought of all the things we need to accomplish and trying to accomplish them, that we loose our inner peace. Most of the time we feel there is no time to rest, there are just too many demands and obligations to be met. We have our family, our jobs and any other obligations we have deemed worthy of occupying our every spare moment. We spread ourselves too thin. What do you think would happen if you just decided to turn the ringer off, told your spouse and children you would tend to their needs later. Told the boss you had an appointment you just had to keep. What if you told your customers you would get to them another day, told your friends you would talk to them later. What if you just walked away from everythi

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls . THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th

Thinkin....
Well figured i'd blog since i got sum shit on my mind... 1st off.. im just tired of being sick! lol ok yea 2nd.. i have to say which he already knows.. i signed up for fubar in jan08.. signed up.. really had no clue what i was doing, and never really came back till recently.. and startin checkin out a friend of mind and got interested in him.. now we text on a regular which is really good and im liking him alot. comin back to fu i really didnt think i was gonna connect with sum1. but i did and i like it n him alot. he's made my 2009.

Things Children Say
So, my five-year-old comes downstairs. She says "Mom, Chloe called me a pervert." Now, this is the child who will randomly try to grab my boobs and say she likes to see naked boys. So, my response was "You ARE a pervert!" She says "No I'm not!" and yells "PENIS!" Then collapses in a pile of giggles.

Things I Don't Understand
There are two things in this world I don't understand. That is to say that no matter what happens, I don't think I'll ever grasp the foundational aspects of these things. 1. Black holes. Let's face it, a paradox in which gravity is so powerful that it negates the ability of a massless object (such as light photons) to escape in space blows my mind. Quantum singularities disturb me. 2. Women. I find women to be totally confusing. I don't think I will ever be able to grasp what makes them work. The scary part about this is I have been directly exposed to women and I can't figure them out. At least with black holes I have an excuse, there isn't one around in the closest few, say thousands of light years. I think I'd understand a black hole if I could be there. Perhaps there really is only one great mystery in life.

Things Are Going To Change
O.K. to start out with i will say that i love my fu friends but somethings are going to change. my NSFW folder will no longer be accessible to anyone else. i'm sorry but that is just the way it has to be. the only way to make it onto my family list if you aren't already there is to OWN me in an auction. and then you are limited to two weeks. i didn't want to start out making people pay to see my pics but i have just had a talk with a really good friend of mine and we have come up with this. i am trying to get to at least disciple by July soooo i am asking for auto 11's. what you will get in return is a NSFW salute of your very own. the NSFW salute album will open to friends when i have an auto 11 active. if you don't like what i just laid out then kindly remove me from your friends list. if you don't mind it then thank you for your friendship.

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

The Thin Line Between Love, Pain And Hate....
It really is a thin line, even though they exist at the extremes of human condition. They are far from center, good and bad. Pain is the opposite end of the spectrum turned inward, hate is projected. Here’s an example of how quickly things can turn. This is a portion of a conversation used for illustrating this purpose: Guy: Okay I’m gonna ask some questions, and I need, really need, honest blunt answers, I feel I deserve them, okay Girl: Okay Guy: So, we fight and 3 minutes later you say you moved on? To what, to who? Girl: (Silence) Guy: Hello? Girl: I’m still here Guy: Okay, so you said you moved on, are ya saying in the last 3 minutes you found someone? Girl: (Silence) Guy: Hello….. Girl: I’m here Guy: Well can you answer? I mean the last few weeks you said we’ll talk about and think about fixing it, then in the last 180 seconds you’ve somehow moved on. What do you have to lose by telling the truth at this point? You have nothing to lose and everything to gain really….

Things You Should Know About Me
I have no time for ignorant, closed minded people. Furthermore that type of behavior is offensive to me, and I wouldn't give anyone the time of day that had problems with the above stated. I fully support Obama, if you don't like him or didn't vote for him that's your problem. Get over it. But do me a favor don't insult MY president, or me for that matter, because I have no problem telling you to go fuck yourself. I have no time or patience for people who are immature and/or disrespectful, and petty. I have in my life met people from all different races and backgrounds, cultures, and I happen to think diversity is a beautiful thing. If you're biased, closed minded and racist, then I want nothing to do with you.

Things To Know About Me
First thing you should know is that I am very opinionated. I am not afraid of speaking my mind regardless of how you might feel about it. That said I will not get into the Republican vs Democrat debate. I lean Republican but I vote my conscience. No, I did not vote for Obama and no I did not vote for McCain. Both are as bad as Bush. I voted proudly for Ron Paul for the following reasons: 1. I believe in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and as such am strongly against the recent legislation passed during the Bush administration and the legislation that Obama promises to push through. 2. I believe that we, as Americans, have a right to privacy and do not feel the government has a right to intrude on that privacy for any reason without probable cause. 3. I firmly believe that we need to go back to a gold standard for our currency instead of remaining on the debt standard that is wholly controlled by the Federal Reserve which is a privately owned bank and not run by the U.S. gov

10 Things I Love...about You
Might as well not wait on this one, we'll yin and yang to get the balance of the universe right. Again, no particular order. 1. Driving. Anyone looking at my insurance, under the section for past tickets will discover something about me. I like to speed. A lot. I have always gotten a thrill out of driving. Especially if it's nice out and you can roll down the windows, or put the top down. That rush of exhilaration as you climb up the speedometer sends chills up my spine. With the addition of my motorcycle to the mix, I've gotten even worse. There is something about just you, the road, and pretty much nothing else. When it gets warmer I'll take rides out at night, for a couple of hours, just to feel the wind, smell the air, and let my mind wander. I have always done my best thinking while driving, or riding. I guess it allows me to focus because there is nothing else to do but watch the road. 2. Making people smile. I try not to be a serious person, and I try to always make peo

Think Again!
I feel your hot breath on my shoulder and the hairs on my neck stand on end and you know right where to kiss to send tingles down my spine and you know exactly what to whisper in my ear to make me melt... it's sweet and everybody envys it but for what because eventually that breath turns ice cold and the kisses disappear and the words become mean and all that glitter and glitz go with it then you see the real you better yet ...the real them yeah someone gets hurt but in the end you both come out with good memories hot nights, rainy days in and the best of all the love you two shared.

Things That I Look For In A Guy From My Heart
In order to find what you are looking for, a person needs to know what they want. And this is what I did. I have been looking for this qualities in a man for a long time and praying that God blend them together in a special person and when it is in His will, introduce me to this wonderful man. By listing the qualities, I was able to focus more clearly on my prayers to God regarding this man that I know is out there. Helpful- I think every woman hopes to find a man that will help with things around the house. Washing the dishes, the laundry, making the beds. I love to think that the man I will spend my life with will enjoy spending this bit of time with me. Making it more of a fun game then a chore. I want a helper. A man that can be helpful when I need some help. I am not helpless and very rarely ask for help from my friends and loved ones, but sometimes I do need help. As well as I went this man to be helpful to others as well. Lighthearted – It is always refreshing when

Things About Me No One Really Knows.
*Ive been in an air plane more times than I can count. *I am very passionate about alot of things. *I use a fake name at starbucks because it makes me laugh. *I hate driving. *I sing all the time, I was in choir and showchoir my whole school life. *I hate soggy bread. *I dont like putting my head under water. *I've ment a good share of famous people. *I really dont work out. *I love the smell of oister stew, but hate the taste. *I own more than 30 pairs of jeans. *I can sleep at any time of the day. *I've rode on the spaceshot ontop of the stratosphere in Vegas. *I'm a good artist & my art has been displayed in art shows for winning contests. *My dad is my biggest fan..The art I told ya about ^ now hangs in his office at work. *I sleep with a ton of pillows. *I floss twice a day. serious.. *I often tell soliciters i'm not home when they ask to talk to me. *I believe Arbies should be against the law. *I won the spelling b in 5th

Think About It Folks!!
Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago (Jan.20, 2008): "Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in unarmored Humvees" "Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times" "Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, Ordinary Americans get the shaft" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Headlines Today, Jan 20, 2009: "Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $170 million" "Obama Spends $170 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party" "Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate" "Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration" Yep. There's just nothing like fair & unbiased coverage of the news

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting you to hold me, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you People who don’t understand may say that I might regret Losing my heart to a man I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

15 Things You Never Say To A Woman
15. What did you do to your hair? i actually don't mind when people ask me this one 14. Why aren't you married? well this is an easy answer 13. You're being irrational. clearly, i know i am this way most of the time. way to be Captain Obvious 12. Your best friend is really hot. thanks, i think he is too. 11. Can I kiss you? how bout no? 10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you? yes, why thank you for noticing 9. You're cute when you're mad. and you're not cute when you're being a douche 8. That's not the way my ex did it. she clearly doesn't know anything then! 7. So how old are you? doesn't matter, at least I'm more mature than you 6. You sound just like your mother. Are you insulting me, or your mother? Both? Oh, it's on. 5. Smile. well, fuck you. 4. You sure you wanna eat that? yes, i'm pretty sure i can pack it in better than you can 3. The "B" word, ever. yes, i know I'm a bitch, kay thanks 2. When are you due? whoa, i'd

Things And How They Change
I sit here pondering over some matters and how fast ones life can change... I had a nice job coming up, would have carried me on thru to late spring. now homeowners up and change mind at last min and not building, so here i am left with hoping unemployment will come thru,(will know next friday) and no prospects of work right now. and now thinking of do i try and ride it out here where things are starting to feel the affects of the economy, and hope it will improve in spring. or do i start thinking of moving to an area where there is a nice boom in my work. I don't really like the idea of moving again. but the construction crew i work for is trying to get in to this area for starting in march/april. and its very hard to find places that will employ a gal in this work. so i have work if i follow, and no work if i don't. i know i'll find out more as the next 2 weeks unfold. this stuff all hit me on the same day as helping my sister go thru loosing her dog, which i adored to

The 50 Things I Hate
1-I hate the smell skunks make when you run them over. 2-I hate procrastination. 3-I hate bad spelling and bad grammar. 4-I hate chapped lips. 5-I hate generic chapstick. 6-I hate dirty hair. 7-I hate when fat people wear tight clothes. 8-I hate girls that are all "OOOOH MY GAWD" 9-I hate it when people move their legs. 10- I hate tapping. 11-I hate being cold. 12-I hate chipped nail polish. 13- I hate when you are on the tele, and all you hear is the person breathing. 14-I hate TV, it rots your brain. 15-I hate when people think they know what they are talking about, when they dont. 16-I hate boys who treat girls like they own them. 17-I hate when things are quiet. 18- I hate when I lay in bed, and i cant sleep. 19-I hate second hand smoke. 20- I hate the way liquor smells. 21- I hate drunk people, they are obnoxious. 22- I hate when people quote things, but quote it wrong. 23-I hate being hit on. 24-I hate it when girls stare down my man. 25-I hate people who

Think To Be Free(poem)
All that was to be shall never truely exist Shall we be free or will the pain only persist Can you anwser the questions that time has made for us Or shall it always be... hidden from most of us would you persist to question. Or sit and learn the lesson? i don't think we understand, that knowledge is the true weapon. Can we finally come to be... free like our nation percieves. Would you like to exterminate me... Merely for stating my believes. The pain shall persist. If we don't find the reason... Of the the poisonous cyst. Are you listening or are you just another demon? All that was to be, Will never come to be. For we don't use our minds. To make us finally be free.

21 Things Girls Don't Realize...
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.... 2) Guys are more emotional than you think. If they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. And usually for quite some time after the fact. 3) Guys go CRAZY over a girl's smile. 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?... uh... nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are really thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he really just needs someone to listen to him. You actually don't NEED to give advice. 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 8) GUYS LOVE A LOT YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!! 9) Guys use words like "hot" or "cute"

Thinking Of You 2
When we’re apart you’re all I think of. I long to see your eyes and smile. Eyes that sparkles like precious gems. A smile that lights up my heart with joy and love, like the Light of the World shining down from Heaven. I long to hold your hand. Just a touch warms my soul on the coldest day. I long to hold you in my arms. Arms that give me such a sense of security that nothing could ever take you from me. I long to kiss your precious lips. Lips as sweet as candy exploding with passion. Forgive me if when we’re together I can’t stop adoring your divine beauty. Even though you don’t tell me you love me, I know what love feels and looks like. I see love glistening in your eyes. I feel love in the warmth of you hands and in the tremble of you kiss. You may not be sure that you love me yet, but I have no doubts that you do. I often think I’m the luckiest man in the world, but God constantly reminds me that is not so. It is His blessing, not luck for me to have an

Thinking !!
There's nothing quite as lonely As a sky that turns to gray Or a love that just starts dyin' And slowly fades away You were my best companion Now we lie silent in the dark Why do you and me have to be worlds apart There's nothing quite as empty As when children go away And all that's left are memories Of all those yesterdays You can't understand the feeling 'Til it finds it's way to your heart Why do you and me have to be worlds apart There's nothing quite as ugly As two people full of hate We'll all end up as equals When we stand at heaven's gate Love is still the answer It's the only place to start Why do you and me have to be worlds apart Love is still the answer It's the only place to start Why do you and me have to be worlds apart

Things To Consider When Calling Tech Support...
Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all three. Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you: * I am here, simply put, to fix your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is fixed. Please just help me fix this shit. * With that out of the way, know that I hate you exactly as much as you hate me. No more, no less. If you are at least relatively pleasant, I'm happy to help you- even to make small talk as I attend to the issue at hand. Conversely, if you are a total and complete jackass, I will make this the worst 10 minutes of your week. * Neither I, nor any of my coworkers, are out to fuck you. We are not idiots. We are college graduates in technical disciplines, the vast majority of whom are here to work their way up the IT ladder to more fulfilling positions. Sometimes we have off days, sure,

Thinking Again
i have been asking myself recently what is life supposed to be like is there some secret to how all this works because i cant seem to get somethings right and i wonder if its me or is it everyone else i seem to keep chasing certain things that i cant seem to grasp and the more i chase the more it seems to elude me i wonder if its just the chase that seems to keep me doing it or maybe because its easy that way i know i wont catch it so why not chase and ask dumb ass questions as to why i dont catch it lol i wonder if that is what things are about chasing what you cant have because once in a while you get it but then you realize the chase wasnt worth it anyways and why do we always do things the hard way so as i sit and get in touch with more of my feelings and try to understand why people do the things they do i am gonna just keep being honest about what i feel even if i dont understand what it is or how life is supposed to work cause if it was easy i wouldnt be nearly as much fun as i

25 Things About....... Me, Now Its Your Turn To Share!
Here are the top 25 things about me. Here is your chance to get to know me a little bit better. I'll ask you to do the same and to forward it to all those who you know or knew. 1. I have always been one to struggle against conformity. "Joe is Joe" "there is nobody else like him" is a phrase I've heard half my life. 2. I have a strong sense of look forward and not back, although these days I feel like a hypocrite for saying that 3. I often tell my clients and friends that I have the life experiences of a 60 year old. I have been a soldier, a teacher, a medic, a world traveler a friend to those in need and now I’m on a new road providing private benefits to members of unions, federations and associations. 4. I am not driven by money. I used to say that my needs and my wants were one in the same, because if I wanted something then I needed it. Now, I have a different attitude. My needs are simpler my wants are still exciting, but my reality of what I want vs. need has matured

Things That Make Me Go Hmmmmmm?..
Ok people, I'm just curious about a few things that I'm constantly seeing on here. For instance status msgs. Ok funny status messages are cool. Hell they'll make me laugh and I'll comment on them. Status msgs letting peeps know you're not there. They're informative...That's cool too. but why put up status messages that constantly say you're God's gift to mankind, that you're leaving FU (and you never leave or ya leave and comeback?..lol..my personal favorite), I can take your man or woman (I mean come on honestly who cares??), msgs that people use to prove themselves to other people with (if you're confident in yourself on the real, you don't feel the need to profess it to the world because honestly that sounds like something someone who lacks confidence would do), or just msgs outright beggin for this and that....You're on the internet....lawd live a little, have fun and enjoy yourself...This aint your job, ya aint making anything but fu money and getting fu bling here peeps...l

Things That Make Ya Think!
Well it's been a long time since I have really put anything in here, but I think that it's time to do just that. Lots have been going on with me and my life. Although, I am torn between a few things. One thing is my family and the other is my personal life. My personal life is really strange at times, probably just like everyone else; but did you ever have them days that you just wish that it was more then what you thought it would be? and then wonder if what you wanted or thought that something was to be; if that was the way that it should be? oh man, i am just rambling here. I know what it is that I want! It's just a matter of whether it's felt the same way or just as important. (runs away and screams - arghhhhh)

Things Not To Say To A Cop
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's

Things You Should Know
★There is only one person in this world that gets me ★If I wanted a man I'd get myself one. ★I'm not here to meet men off the internet to fuck them. ★I don't care if you jerk off to my photos I DON"T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT ★I will not talk dirty to you ★I'm a dirty whore I'm just not your dirty whore. ★I'm just as perverted (if not more) as the rest of you. Doesn't mean I'm going to run around the internet trying to flirt and fuck every guy i think is attractive. ★I will not have phone sex with you. ★If your married or in a relationship keep everything you say to me on a friendly basis or i may hunt down your significant other and tell her. ★I'm a cunt and proud of it. ★I joke around a lot. ★My humor is sick, twisted, and perverted. ★I'm easily amused. ★I hate people but there are a select few I like ★I like my music heavy, gritty, dirty, morbid, melodic, and dark (rap included).

15 Things To Never Say To A Woman
I came across this list and it was just perfect, so I had to share it: 15. What did you do to your hair? 14. Why aren't you married? 13. You're being irrational! 12. Your best friend is really hot! 11. Can I kiss you? 10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you? 9. You're cute when you're mad! 8. That's not the way my ex did it. 7. So how OLD are you? 6. You sound just like your mother! 5. Smile! 4. You sure you wanna eat that? 3. The "B" word -- ever!!! 2. When are you due? and the #1 thing to never say to a woman: Is it that time of the month??????? LOL some great advice here for the guys!

Things To Do In Vegas...besides Myke...lol..
He asked what I wanna do....any other suggestions besides listed?: (Keep in mind we are young, and not rich) *Bingo (we love bingo) *Casino (first time gambling in a casino) *Bellegio fountains (cuz I hear they're cool!) *Gondola ride (cuz we gotta do something romantic) *Strip Club (never been to one before) *Circus del sul (or however it's spelled and this is a maybe.)

100 Things To Know About Women
Found these online ... some are true and others are funny, then there is just damn stupid. ENJOY! 100 things to know about women 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you. 99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible. 96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift. 95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world. 94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along w

44 Things About Me
44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! 1) Favorite object in your room my bed 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3) Do you own guns? yes. 2 handguns 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? None 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no 6) What do you think of hot dogs? nathans are the best 7) Favorite song? "If you leave me now" Chicago - CURRENT - 8) Can you do push ups? Yes 9) Can you do a chin up? probably just a couple now. Im too heavy 10) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My citizen watch 11) Do you like blue cheese? yes 12) Ever been in a car wreck? yes 13) What's one physical trait that you don't like about yourself? about 25 lbs too heavy 14)Middle name? Michael 15) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Today is my Friday Thinking about Her Wonder what I'll do

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your c

Things I Am
#1 I DON'T LIKE SEAFOOD #2 I DON'T DO SECOND CHANCES #3 I DON'T TOLERATE VERY WELL #4 PPL ALWAYS TELL ME TO BE "NICE" or "GOOD" (wtf) #5 I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS (i once threatened a clown's life) #6 I THINK MOST PPL ARE INHERENTLY EVIL #7 I THINK HOSTILITY IS ENDEARING #8 I DON'T LIKE OVERLY CHEERFUL PPL.. (i think they're evil) #9 I LIKE THE SOUND OF BONES BEING CRUSHED #10 I LIKE STARS #11 I THINK IT'S HOT WHEN A GUY HAS A BROKEN NOSE FROM FIGHTING #12 I LIKE TO READ FAIRY TALES TO BELLA BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM... #13 I DON'T REALLY "GET" WOMEN.. #14 HATE THE SMELL OF BLOOD, BUT LIKE THE COLOR #15 I HAVE THE WEAKEST STOMACHE ON EARTH #16 I TELL THE GAYEST LAMEST JOKES EVER... #17 I'M WEAK WHEN IT'S ABOUT BELLA... BUT I'LL KILL YOU IF I HAVE TO. #18 I GET IN FIGHTS #19 I STUFFED MY NEIGHBORS CAT IN HER MAILBOX #20 I'M PRETTY MUCH EBIL

Things To Laugh At On Fubar
I got to laugh at you people on fubar. I want to know how in the world you can " love " someone you have never met on here? I keep seeing these names "I love Joe blow" or statuses saying i Miss my baby.... I think for all of you that loves whomever needs to go spend a month or 2 with that person and see what happens, cause 90% of the time you realize that person isnt the same as they were on here. I aint saying there isnt love on the internet, cause i met a woman on here and dated her 6 yrs, but what i am sayin, I think its foolish of you puttin ur statuses as i love billy jean or bobbi sue... gets old reading shit like that lol/..

Thinking Outloud
i dont understand when you have something happen that becomes, shall we call it public knowledge, that suddenly people you know seem to get the impression that it may have something to do with them. as if you cant be friends with someone, and have a problem completely unrelated to them with out it bleeding in to that friendship. im trying to understand how this works. is it not possible to maintain a friendship with people, if one or more of your friends dont associate with someone else? does everyone have to be a clique? i woke up to a msg today about how everything was fun until someone showed up basically. and one thing had nothing to do with the other directly. and feelings got hurt and im not sure how this is connected. all i know is that im here to have some fun and the last few weeks have been up and down and i really dont know why. Im just going to let it go and keep to myself. end vent...

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!!! 1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you. 7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong............ 12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t. 13. When we tell y

Things Us Girls Dont Know
Things girls don't know! 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the "let her complain to you and then have her realize how wonderful and nice you are" method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll as

Things Never Change
Sometimes I hate being me. Always worring about stupid shit. Maybe I am just to busy. Maybe I just do not want to talk. Maybe I just do not feel the same way I used too. Maybe,Maybe, Maybe. All these questions and no answers. Kinda hard to figure out when nobody can answer these questions. It is funny I got hammered drunk the other night. I thought I did it because I had a bad night at cards. Well I did have a bad night at cards. I played like shit. I think I know why I played like shit. I had e to time. Just hard to adjust to talking all the time. Then to just not talking allot. I played like shit because i had someone on my mind. I let my personal life affect how I played cards. I came home and tried to study a little bit. Everything I read had nothing to do with where I made my mistakes. I made my mistakes because of thinking about the hands I was playing I was thinking about the future and if I was still wanted. Still needed. "Live your life like you play cards. Play cards the w

Thinking.......
maybe i need to become an asshole...... they seem to get attention...... hell they get the women..... Ive been the good guy most of my life...... and it hasnt gotten me jack shit. The ONE day out of the year when im feeling lonelier than normal...... and I get almost nothing except some passing acknowledgment i exist. Im sick of my phone calls not getting returned, I dont care if you are sick, fucking busy or whatever...... its NO EXCUSE WHAT SO EVER! Pick up a goddamn phone and SAY ur busy...... or sick...... or just fucking admit you dont want to talk to me. I can deal with it if people would just be a little fucking honest about shit....... you hurt me more being passive. Thanks for not participating in my life despite several invitations. Maybe i need to tell you to go fuck yourself to get some attention, would ya like that? cuz I am soooo on the verge of telling you all that! Now there are certain people who KNOW this isnt meant for them...... so dont get

Thinking..........
I got 3 different letters in the mail from my DR. yesterday . 2 reminders of my next visit + 1 tellin me that I need to call them to set up some test times cuz apparently the khemo (4 MS , not cancer)I already had has been messin peoples hearts up + they wanna check me . (again) Had to get an EKG everytime I was about to have Khemo . what else ??????????? : ( If it isn't 1 thing it's another . PISS !!! oh well

Thinkin Of You
Comparisons are easily done Once you've had a taste of perfection Like an apple hanging from a tree I picked the ripest one I still got the seed You said move on Where do I go I guess second best Is all I will know Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into your eyes You're like an Indian summer In the middle of winter Like a hard candy With a surprise center How do I get better Once I've had the best You said there's Tons of fish in the water So the waters I will test He kissed my lips I taste your mouth He pulled me in I was disgusted with myself Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into... You're the best And yes I do regret How I could let myself Let you go Now the lesson's learned I touche

Things That Happen When Single
Kinky Chef...: np let me know if ya change your mind ->Kinky Chef...: Well Im not but thanks Kinky Chef...: damn i wish u were lookin for a bf i would be first inline ->Kinky Chef...: I dont want to be taken Kinky Chef...: u a hottie Kinky Chef...: u would not be single for long i would take ya ->Kinky Chef...: Why is that Kinky Chef...: wish u were in northrn va

Thinking Of You
Lying all alone and restless unable to lose this image sleepless, unable to focus on anything but your surrender Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying So delighted with a new understanding Something about a little evil that makes that Unmistakable noise I was hearing Unmistakable sound that I know so well Spent and sighing with a look in your eye Spent and sighing with a look on your face like Sweet revelation sweet surrender sweet, sweet surrender Surrender... Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying So delighted with a new understanding Something about a little evil that makes that Unmistakable noise I was hearing Unmistakable sound that I know so well Spent and sighing with a look in your eye Spent and sighing with a look on your face like Sweet revelation sweet surrendering Sweet revelation sweet Thinking of you, thinking Thinking of you, Thinking

Things On My Mind
Victorian romance novels &potholes that fill overnight. our secret motivations like jealousies i don't understand blood/alcohol concentration. gas tanks, parking tickets &how I'll make ends meet. the smell of wet asphalt &how long til it's summer again (days here) dreamworlds &dead horses. him. me and my Grey matter. library books &that certain smell. love, space, time, faith math&limbs dirty bedsheets.

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I hate the wizard of Oz. the witch scares me 2) Im not really this much of a perv in person. 3) I speak English and Texmex . 4) My favorite ice cream is Cookies & Cream. 5) My favorite drink is a Long Island Icetea 6) I like feet. lol 7) I love Horror and SciFi movies. 8) My favorite color is Blue. 9) I eat a lot of red meat. My parents have a lot of cows. lol . 10) I took home economics in high school cause i hated Agg . Tagging: Cyn Lisa Beach Babe. Sabella. BeticupCake

10 Things About Me Game
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an outstanding cook. 2) I tend to read at least one book per week 3) I have been arrested, detained or questioned 6 times in 3 different countries. 4) My sister is the coolest F'in chick in the world. 5) My parents live in China. 6) I have unusually large parts of my body that do not match my actual size (My two big toes - HUGE!) 7) In the ten professional years I have worked, I have made almost 200k in a year, and as little as 2k... The 2k year was my favorite. 8) My favorite quote of all time is from a really dumb movie: Van Wilder: "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." My next is

10 Things About Me
I write with my left hand, but I'm not left-handed. I had a left-handed kindergarten teacher whom well over half of the class wound up imitating. My brain seems to have specialized: the left hand handles fine motor control, the right speed and strength. There are exceptions. My mother's father was a typographer, as well as a former chemist. He's probably a big part of the reason I'm fond of typographical obscura, like kerning, the different kinds of dashes, and the dedicated ellipsis glyph. I'm trilingual: German, Spanish, and English. Choose your parents carefully, kids. By and large I'm pretty liberal, but I had some target-shooting friends in college who were kind enough to take me along; I grew to like guns and believe in the right to own them. (This does NOT make me a line-toeing NRA member, however.) I have a big tattoo on my right shoulder. It's beautiful work by the very skilled Paco Dietz, an alien glyph from an old video game. (The logo of the Kilrathi Empire from Wing Co

10 Thingz
Ur walkin' on thin ice Peace lol Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. In 2nd grade I knocked down the fully decorated Christmas Tree... 2. My drug is fishing Lake Michigan for Salmon/Trout 3. I would fish everyday if I could make a living doing it. 4. I go to church.... really I do... 5. I like to swiper my kids candy when there not looking... 6. I think its cool having the kids cause its socialy acceptable for me to play w/ there toys now :) 7. I honestly don't think I could live to far away from the shores of Lake Michigan not just cause of the fishing either... 8. I still have my baby blanket, enough said... 9. If I can I would

Things People Think On Here And Don't Say
Yes, of course you have big tits... you're fat. Yes, of course i care about you... you spend money on me. Your jeans do not make your ass look big, your ass makes your ass look big. That picture looks like crap. OMG you look horrible naked! wtf made you post those? just because you're a big woman does not mean you're a big "beautiful" woman. (disclaimer: some big chicks really are beautiful, i'm not saying all big chicks are ugly so get off my ass, thanks) of course i think you're hot, sweetie... you rate all my pictures. just because you're willing to pose naked doesn't mean we want to see it. no, sweetie, you're not shallow and stupid, it's quite the opposite.... (you're stupid and shallow)... i know i have no life. (well ok people DO say this one, but they rarely actually expect you to think they mean it... they want you to tell them that their life is fine... ) i'm sick of rating your pictures. i don't read your blogs, i just open them and browse ot

10 Things Blog
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. OK this isn't going to be easy since I already did one of 100...here we go.... 1.) I am shy around the guy I like but will flirt my head off with guys I am not attracted to. 2.) I pretend that I am dumber than I really am so guys don't feel intimidated. 3.) there is nothing more beautiful to me than the male body. I love it naked clothed half naked. I think God hit the nail on the head when he created man. 4.) I lost my virginity and recieved my first kiss on the same night. I move fast. 5.) I have broken up more relationships than I have been in. Maybe its my karma. 6.) I fell in love with someone who I barely know and its drivin

Things From A Guys Point Of View
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one's watching.

The Thing I Hate
"The Thing I Hate (P.O.M.F.)" Lost in a world of doubt and insecurity Nothing that you hold sacred, nothing you believe Your life is a contradiction While you thrive on manipulation I fight to just hold on to what I believe I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you You've treated me like I'm a worthless piece of shit You think you're in control but you make me sick I want to watch you suffer The way that you've made me suffer I want to fuck up everything you've ever loved I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you

Things Arent Always What They Seem
So my last message may have seemed a lil harsh but the response I got from it was absolutely unbelievable. Most of you came to me admitting certain issues that you had been involved with...others expressed areas of concern or gave me suggestions for improving the fam...THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WANTING FROM ALL OF YOU!!! *smiles* I just feel that it shouldn't take a bitch blog from me to get this reaction. As of this moment most of the drama has been resolved which makes me VERY happy. Now, if we can just work on getting the bond back within the family that would be great. I would like to share with you all a couple of situations I went through not too long ago. I met this man on here. He seemed so sweet just like they always do. But, he had this female always coming to his page with comments and all that fun stuff so of course I questioned him. He claimed it was nothing...said she just had a crush on him. Then I start hearing that she's talkin trash about me and I told him I was gonna

25 Things About Me
Rules: you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. 1. I used to be a hollywood extra in vancouver .... was in dar angel and afflack commercial and 40 days and 40 nights 2. talk for 5 min with josh harnet and shook his hand in the 40 days and 40 nights movie 3. I like to crack my elbows and fingers .... i know bad habbit 4. Got sum kinda hormone imbalance my hair takes for ever to grow and i only have to shave my legs and underarm every few months also i hardly got any eyebrows ... kinda like the actress whoopi 5. Love my grandkids to death ..... and i can,t stop smelling shawns head lol ( you know that lovely baby smell ) 6. I think of my mom everyday ..... i never knew what i had till she was gone .... wish i spent more time with her 7. I love can to read palms and tarot cards 8. I am proud to say i am a canadaian even if some damn quebecers hate it 9 . I used to be 5* 7* and now i am 5* 5* .... i hate tha

10 Things
Here are 10 Random things you don't know about me. The only thing is once your done reading you must make your own list. 1) I was born in the Panmma Canal Zone. 2) I had a dog named Kino. 3) I am the middle child. 4) I quit smoking over 2 years ago. 5) Master is my best friend forever. 6) I was once close to winning a Hubba Bubba bubble blowing contest. 7) I lived in Cali til I was 8 y/o. 8) I like to take pictures of nature. 9) I think of others first before myself. 10) I went deep sea fishing and all I caught was a cold.

Things That Make Ya Go... Hmmm?
ONLY IN AMERICA... ...Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ...Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ...Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ...Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ...Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. ...Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" suc

Think Of Me
why do you choose to lock me away do i offend you with my passion has my looks become hideous in your eyes why do you cower from my touch when you use to say my touch brought you to life no longer do you gaze into my eyes but instead you tell me to go my lips are dying without you a taste of me was it so bad locking me away in this dark empty place but i fear your efforts are in vain long after you rip all of me to pieces i will remain in some form near you whether its the song you cant stop humming the perfume you smell in forgotten rooms the touch of lips at night during a dream you have tasted me and i have you this i say with every ounce of my being i am the passion you sought out missing from your life i am the laughter you felt robbed of i am the warmth you thought would never come i will always be here even now you cant help but think of me as you read this letter to you

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do:
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you

Things That You Change To Change People
we've all had our fair share of ups and downs and i really don't want to go into the whole people suck, life sucks, everything sucks becuz that just isn't my perspective anymore..... to a few who i will keep unnamed, you have no idea what i think, how i feel or really what i am even doing. everyone is always at my back about my attitude and my outlook and what this and what that, here's a clue: you can talk all you want but i always have to right to listen or not listen all i want! i've changed things about me that you have no idea even existed and yes thats right i changed hoping that someone else would get the drift and change too. people become too comfortable in their positions of authority, who gave you the right to tell me how i should live my life, what i should do or say, give me the ways to make things easier when you clearly have no idea! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! until you have walked a mile in someone else's shoes and seen what they have seen, done what they have done and know ho

Think Before You Speak Lol
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Think About This Before You Buy A Ticket To Any Fetish Ball
How do you spend your money on your kink entertainment experience? Do you spend it going to big events like balls? If so do these facts make you want to attend certain events? Does it support your community - meaning do the producers and/or promoters interact with your community on a regular basis? Do they donate space, time and coverage to information from the local groups or do they just use the members for free labor without thanks? Does it support any charities you believe in? Or all the profits just for themselves? Does it treat you like a welcomed guest or just promise you stuff included in your ticket price that is NEVER what they said? Does it show real fetish related stuff or just do show ponies [and not in the cool PonyPlay way]? Do the other attendees come from local groups or is it just a bunch of lookie loos and the soley Stand and Model crowd? Does it have a "pretty people" contest where the same folks from the same crowd win every time? What do

50 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? Lexi. 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Multicolored. 3. What are you listening to right now? the tv, Psych is on. 4. Whats your favorite number? hmm, 15 was my favorite jersey number growing up 5. What was the last thing you ate? Burritos and chips and salsa. 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PINK! 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and a little snowy. 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? My mom. 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile or butt, depending on what side I'm viewing. lol 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope. 11. Favorite TV show? Law and Order: SVU. 12. Siblings? None. 13. Height? 6 foot even. 14. Hair color? Blond. 15. Eye Color? Green. 16. Do you wear contacts? I sure do. 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving. mmm green bean casserole. 18. Month? You want my favorite? March. My birth month and National

48 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? I don't have one, I refuse to play favorites with my friends 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Multicolored. 3. What are you listening to right now? The sound of silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? It was only 1 1/2 hours ago...I should remember this...uhm....damnit.....I forgot 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Almost perfect. A little on the cooler side but not bad 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? A client 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, then eyes, then laugh, then personality 10. Do you have a significant other? Never again 11. Favorite TV show? Robot Chicken 12. Siblings? One older sister 13. Height? 6 foot-ish 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? Shit Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope. 20/10 vision 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksg

50 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? Debbie 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White 3. What are you listening to right now? Sublime- Caress Me Down 4. Whats your favorite number? 14 5. What was the last thing you ate? String Cheese 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Cold 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Alma 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, also if he smells good 10. Do you have a significant other? I have husband 11. Favorite TV show? NCIS, House 12. Siblings? 3 Brothers 1 Sister 13. Height? 5' 4" 14. Hair color? Blonde 15. Eye Color? Hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? Yes 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving 18. Month? November...only because it's the prettiest 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? All the time 20. What was the last movie you watched? Uncle Buck...lol 21. Favorite Day of the Year? I

Thinks He Is So Smart.venting
DAN YOU THINK YOUR SO FUCKING SMART YOUR NOT YOUR NOTHING TO ME NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL BE YOU THINK I AM A BITCH NOW WELL YOU MADE ME THIS WAY IM GLAD I LEFT YOUR SORRY ASS ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHERS AND YET LOOK AROUND YOU YOU CALL AFRICAN AMERICANS THE N WORD AND YET YOU HAVE AFRICAN AMERICANS AS FRIENDS THAT YOU SAY ARE YOUR HOME BOYZ DO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THEM BEHIND THERE BACKS I BET NOT CUZ YOUR STILL ALIVE YOU CALL FEMALES DUMB CUNTS AND HOES AND FAT BITCHES BUT LOOK AT YOUR GIRL FRIEND SHE FAT SHE DOES THAT MAKE HER A CUNT AND A HOE.I KNOW ALOT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS I RESPECT THEM I WILL NEVER USE THE N WORD YOU HAVE PISSED ALOT OF PEOPLE OFF IM STILL THINKING TO THIS DAY MY GOD DAN IS STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE HAS SAID ABOUT PEOPLE.ALL YOU WANT IS SOMEONE TO PAY FOR YOUR SHIT LIKE I DID I PAID FOR TWO CARS THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ANYMORE I PAID TO HAVE YOUR COURT COST AND FINES TAKEN CARE OFF AND YOU GOT A JOB AND STILL CANT GET A LICENSE TO DRIVE

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So im sitting here thinkin about my life and what i have done, and from what i can see i have done nothin worth anything. So i wonder what would happen if i left this world would i really be missed and would anybody really care,these are the things that run through my mind when im down and dont wanna deal with things. so i dont know what to think anymore im fallin hard into depression and i cant stop it. Well ill stop ramblin and sorry to bug you all

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October is not the only month to think pink and about breast awareness issues! It is important for all women to take care of themselves and get any testing needed done! Do not put it off just because you think next week or next month you will have more time to do this. I kept putting it off, and now I am facing some scary issues because of that. Take care and stay healthy! hugs! donna

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Things that keep me busy are i work on my blanket. and i love to listen to music love to talk slow walks to nowhere and i sometime watch t.v. when i'm so bored and i don't have anything else to do i played games on the computer to keep me busy all the time or i will go to the mall and hang out with friends.

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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Rats, there go the lights again... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off! What's this doing here? That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?! I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? Anyone see where I left that scalpel? OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. She's gonna blow! Eve

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people! evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner

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There seems to be some confusion with the initiation activity. So, to make things a little easier, please do the following as soon as you can. 1) Make a folder for your page called Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life Rating Folder. 2) In this new folder place exactly 100 pics. Preferably generic pics. They do not have to be new pics, you can use pics you already have on your page. For example, EZ rate pics. I have made a folder which you can look at to see how to set it up. I have 100 penguins. Yeah I know everyone either hates them or loves them. I happen to love them. But they are all the same size and don't take long to rate. This will make it easier for us to rate each other in the future. If you have already rated people, you are NOT to go back and re-rate this new folder. 3) This initiation activity MUST be completed. To be a member of the group, you must do the following: a) Place Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life somewhere in your name. b) Rate the profile of ea

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Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im OCD....not like i *think* i am,but was told by a therapist that i am...and im okay with it,its not that bad and i think its very productive for me most of the time..... 2. I still have my baby blanket....... 3. I am the biggest dork,i love to read and i write in a journal,and i love to learn and have a shitload of random facts stored in my brain,and i have an IQ of 142. 4. I love photography and consider myself an amateur,but i think i have a knack for it. 5. I have think i have psychic moments,where ive had dreams come true and knew things in an instant with not having any reason to know it,and have grea

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Most girls dream about Happily Ever After. I'm too busy thinking about the day after Happily Ever After... Did anyone ever stop to think maybe Cinderella kicked off her shoe, instead of "losing" it? What if she realized she wanted more and ran away? Ever think of that? -REL

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1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room. 2. Buy .3 gallons of gas. 3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven. 4. Buy a newspaper. Make a hat out of the newspaper. 5. Hold a hooker's hand. 6. Get 30 seconds of high-resolution "full-contact" Web chat time. 7. Put it all on red. 8. Get an all-day parking pass in downtown Steubenville, Ohio. 9. Buy a new doorbell button. 10. Trade it on eBay for a different dollar. 11. Buy enough yarn to knit your hamster a beach towel. 12. Get a small bag of fortune cookies. Then brag to your friends that you have a small (bag of) fortune (cookies). 13. Make a lightweight two-inch telescope (1X powered). 14. Buy enough breadcrumbs to go for a walk in the forest and not get lost. 15. Get 100 pennies, go to a fountain, and make 100 wishes for more money. 16. Make a testicle cozy (you'll need two dollars for two cozies). 17. Scratch and win your way out of your shithole life. 18. Make a three-second phone

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Hey all, I know its been a while since I have wrote anything or even been on. Well I have something I have been thinking about & I just wanted to get it out before it festers. For the past month I have been working & have been going over to my former girlfriends house (b4 work & on my days off). We have been talking & I know that we are just friends, but I need to get this out. It does hurt that we are only friends, I miss her like you wouldn't believe & YES I'm still very much in love with her. She is helping me with A LOT & for that I am very thankful. I made a new year's wish that If I had 1 more chance to have her in my life I would take it. Well I guess this is my chance. I do miss saying I Love You, I Miss You, calling her baby, hunny, etc. Its very hard not to say it. I enjoy my time with her in whatever we do. Well I feel better that I got that out. I'm headed to work now so I will chat at y'all later. Dave

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Did you know, it is estimated that hemp has approximately 25,000 uses? From food, paint and fuel to clothing and construction materials, hemp is used. There are even hemp fibres in your Red Rose® and Lipton® tea bags. And several cars made today contain hemp. The oldest relic of human industry is a piece of hemp fabric (canvas) found in ancient Mesopotamia dating back to approximately 8000 B.C. The oldest surviving piece of paper was made over 2000 years ago in China and was also made from hemp fibre. In 2500 B.C. the pharaohs used hemp in the construction of the great pyramids. Hemp was so important in England in the 16th century that King Henry VIII passed a law in 1553 which fined farmers who failed to grow at least one quarter acre of hemp for every 60 acres of arable land they owned. There was even a time in history for over 200 years when you could pay your taxes in America with hemp. In 1850 there were more than 8,300 hemp farms in the United States. Every 3

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45 Things A Woman Would Die 4
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful, not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD!!!! 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. SMALL THINGS STILL HELP!

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You will see.. your the star thats fading lost in the space between... the sky and myself ..your out of reach..its where ive placed you... all of you.. just out of reach...i make it impossible to be successful or is it the other way around.. this is not my place or time...if i reached for the stars i can disappoint plenty... tell me when i go out on the road how will love work... would you be able to survive and keep love strong or would you move on..love is impossible to find.. its impossible to keep the loves that are true.. but to find that person that regardless of jobs,location, communication.. you can love and be faithful to if i could find that impossible find..the guy to put the stars in my eyes again..life would be one step happier.. every body wants to be the light is someones eyes,weather or not you are is another story...

Things To Do When You're Bored
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day. Flash your mailman. Act like you just met your friend for the first time. Arrest yourself. Start a conversation with yourself. Ask a question nobody can answer. Ask embarrassing questions. Ask people how to pronounce their name. Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible. Ask people if they’ve seen your head. Balance a pencil on your nose. Make your feet talk to each other. Make sound effects for stuff. Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself. Make up a new language. Put stick-on tattoos all over your body. Be one of those people that yell “SHH!” (Even though ur ADDING to the noise). Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messages. Listen to a painting. Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers. Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal. Call toll free numbers and make friends with the operators.

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Think about this for a minute... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, Would you Care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something Happened, Would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; Would you be part of That last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, Would you give me Yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or If you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, They see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, Your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, Your target is heaven, and life is like hell without FRIENDS. It's 'world best friends week'. Lord, Keep your arm around my s

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MySpace Graphics i have given you my heart in vain, my body never knew such pleasure, my heart never knew such pain, but am letting go today, maybe i will then know, that emptiness can be such a relief!...myles