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Thinking About The New Year
New beginings, the old to fade away Ok im not on here that much but i need to get this out. My life has gone up and down from the moment i was born. This past yr has been my most hardest yet. I gave birth to the cutest little girl, My son turned two, with all the fun and hard times that goes on with that and i lost the love of my life. Things happen for a reason and i know this all did. Im stronger now and not going to let anyone push me down again. Im now a fighter, and will fight for the right thing time and time again. I have been good, i have been the best mother i could and now i think i have found someone who is well undiscribable.... im not tell who... just yet. So to next yr, with my head glued on, my heart meading and my life on track. The two people in this world that mean everything to me, i hope they know that im giving my all for them

Thinking
IM NOT SURE IF PEOPLE REALLY SEE THE MEANING OF THIS PLACE..I NOTICE I HAVE 7500 FRIENDS AND YET ONLY A FEW TO TALK TO.THE ONES WHOM HAVE SHOUTED ONLY WANT ONE THING AND THAT IS NSFW PICS.IM WONDERING WHERES THE FRIENDSHIPS HERE?WHY IS IT JUST SEX?POINTS?OR BEING A BITCH BECAUSE U CAN.I KNOW IM NOT THE GREATEST PERSON BUT IM TIRED OF NOBODY TRUELY SEEING THE MEANING HERE AND THINKING ITS ALL SEX ITS NOT.ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FRIENDS AND I TRY TO HAVE DECENT FRIENDS WHOM ARE IN MY FAMILY THE OTHERS MAINLY JUST WANT NSFW. DONT GET UPSET IM JUST RAMBLING LOL

Thinking Out Loud .. Something I Do Alot
Just thinking... No matter how tough and strong you think you are, there is something or someone that brings you to your senses. My day started normal for the most part today, then something strange happened. I sudden wave of sadness came over me. I was thinking of a time I had spent with someone I cared for very much and still do to this day. It was a happy time that I wish I could have back, but sadly never will. I don't know why this thought creeped into my head, but it was there, nagging me. Soon after the sadness was the would, could and should have with a dash of self hate. I had realized what happened, it was my conscious (or God take your pick) teaching me a lesson. The lesson is be mindful to those who seem to be selfish, but instead are merely passionate. Tough love doesn't work

Things U Don't Need To Know!
What kind of lover are you? BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

9 Things Women Say
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before dec

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while aski ng for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choi

Thing That Are Going On This New Year
There are many things that are going to change in my life this year for example I'm wanting to move really soon, another thing is that I'm tired of being single because life these days are very lonely. I have to finnish two of my trucks before I leave one I need a tranny for it and the other I just need to put some parts back on it so those will be done in the next two weeks as long as I put my mind to it. But other than that I will keep on posting what is on my mind and let some people know what's going on

Thinking Out Loud
I saw the perfect graphic tonight I mean seriously what DO you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? You try everything you can to make everyone think you're not broken when everyone sees that you are.You keep going as though nothing ever happened wearing that fake grin saying how much better off you are without them when deep inside you...you wonder how they are and if they think of you. When did "I'll love you forever" become "I'll love you if?" when did "I'm in love with you" become something that you can just turn off? These days the word LOVE is just tossed around like it has no real meaning it's just something people say to get what they need at that particular moment.I'm not sure that most people understand the impact that one little phrase can have on a person's life it's like a saving grace...a finality on a long life of pain.. a new hope of something and someone to believe in, but what happens to that person when the one they thought w

Things That Chap My Ass!
There are a few things on this site that really gets on my nerves...and both have to do with women and their thinking that all guys are shallow and all we care about seeing you naked. There is a such thing as a man befriendng a woman just for the simple matter of being "friends"...which leads me to my first gripe....Why is it you feel the need to use a pic as your display pic that clearly isn't you....if you're using it to attract guys that are looking for centerfolds then clearly they are not the men for you....be yourself....post pics of yourself....it will surpise you on how many visitors you get....MY second gripe...though i request friendship with many ppl....dont expect me to pay to see your pics...not through a blast...an happy hour..or whatever the case may be.....all you are doing is putting a pricetag on your morals....how far do you go with that....$5 for a bj in the alley after leaving the club....dont shake your head it is the same thing...you want guys to pay for what you

Things You Will Never See Here And A Few Things You Might
After exploring things here last night, I came up with list of things you will never see on my little page here. You will never see me half naked or in some suggestive pose. While it is beautiful in art, it leaves very little to the imagination and is a bit personal for the internet. I am not saying it is not alright for others to do this. Its not my place to police the internet,or others actions,however it is within my power to be honest and let you know my limits. You will also not see me on a web cam, I absolutely hate those beastly things, talking about an invasion of privacy. Nor do I care to see you on yours. Bitch you say?~lol Perhaps.. If you think someone expressing their thoughts to be such a thing. What you will see here is honesty , sometimes brutally so, life sometime jades even the most kind of heart. You might also see a glimpse at the soul through my writing and photography but that is entirely up to you~ smiles

The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

4-thingstodo2makeherfeelspecial
Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead. Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell. Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night. Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. Im the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or wher

3-thingstodoatthemall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 10. Follow patrons of Borders/BarnesNNobles around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics(or any religious text). 11. Ask mall cops for stories of War/Cop stories 12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?' 13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally scream

100 Things About Me
100 things about me 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My Eyebrow Scar. I was playing softball in Junior High Gym and called a ball, Went for then some litle asshole thought he was hot shit and went for it at the same time. He ended up knocking me out of the sky, his head colliding with mine. I got 14 stitches and a black eye...he got a bump on the head. From then on he was known as "The Murderer". God, so much blood! 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A poster of a Pheonix rising...I gotta put the rest of my shit up. Maybe when I stopbeing lazy. 3. DO YOU GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No teeth grinding. I have talked, cried, and sang in my sleep. The last one kinda freaked my ex out... 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything except Country and anything that remotely sounds like it. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 7:31pm on Feb. 20th, 1985...Paradise Valley Hospital. 6. WHAT DO YOU DRIVE? I don't 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

16 Things To Do At Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly

Thinking Again
I CANT STOP LOVIN YOU I love you i love the way you talk i love the way you love me i love the way you look and i love the way you look at me and i love your smile the way you sneeze i love everthing about you when i touch you i feel like im touching an angel from above and youre too good for me i never want to let you go and i get butteflie in my stomach and i cant stop loving you no matter how hard i try your just stuck in my head and cant stop loving you i do love you i miss cuddling with you during the night .. baby have you ever felt so much love like this? im love addicted to you does anyone ever feel like their love like this? like nothing could go wrong between until it happens or like youre so much in love with someone that you just want to tell the whole world that you really do love this person but people keep teling you youre too good to be with them well t

9 Things I Hate About People
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is '

Thinking Out Loud
My wounds Lay naked to the world My depth of suffering exposed No longer able to hide what I am No longer able to make it go away I surrender to the Pain I cant fight it any more back into the darkness I go Back to that way I used to be No longer needed I walk into the night No longer nessary I fade into the background I guess its plan to see that I will no longer make the effort is it worth the fight ???? Am I worth fighting for? for some damn reason I cant seem to figure out if it is or am any more. so now I fade into the shadows back to where i came from alone with my demons I might at least find the answers to my qustions. but then again they only lead to more qustions In the words Of Father " eamotions are a weakness and can be used against you " thats it I have said all I have to say

Think?
Apology for Slavery? Part 1 In May 1995, Pope John Paul apologized for the Christian wars against non-believers during the 16th century Counter-Reformation. June 1997, Tony Blair initiated an apology on the behalf of Britian in their role in the death of 1.5 million Irish during the potato famine of 1845-1851. Germany apologized in April 1990 for the massacre of millions of Jews in the Holocaust and paid 60 million in restitution after denying culpability for 40 years. The US Government has given Native Americans reparations in the form of land or reservations due to the rape of their land, women, children and massacre from the efforts of colonization. In 1988 the US Government apologized and awarded Japanese-Americans, who were held in war camps during World War II, reparations in the amount of $20,000 each. The significance in these facts are that each man has represented a group or country to issue a form of apology in which their people have committed centuri

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passe

10 Things Her Body Is Telling You
10 Things Her Body Is Telling You Posted on October 16, 2007 Filed Under Health They’re sometimes subtle, but to the initiated man, these changes in physiology are signs of what she’s thinking and feeling. Pupils If she’s feeling stimulated by you (not just sexually), her pupils will dilate. that’s because her body is programmed to want to see more of whatever’s exciting her, so her brain tells her irises to let in more light. Bonus: As the inkiness spreads, she’ll start looking better to you, too. Research shows that men rate women with larger pupils as more attractive. time to make your move. Hold her gaze for a minute. If she’s blinking more than normal (which is about 15 times a minute), there’s a good chance she’s on the Pill; women on birth control blink 32% more than those who aren’t. Aside from the obvious, what does that mean for you? put on your toughest, most confident mug as you look at her. Because of the shift in hormone levels, resea

Things I Feel The Need To Say
There are things I feel the need to say Rather than more days of silence kept. I hope for you it's not too great a leap To hear me talking to you in this way. My fears sometimes my sentiments betray, Telling me to put my thoughts to sleep. Ever since we met I've thought of you As something more than just a passing friend. You seem so lovely, like a melody That haunts me with the wisp of something true. You haunt me still, and so I won't pretend: I tell you this that you are in my mind, heart and thoughts.

12 Things Women Don't Know About Men
12 Things Women Don't Know About Men 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. There should a statute of li

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and

39 Things Women Should Know About Men But Dont
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

10 Things To Ponder In 2008
#10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know exactly where o

15 Things Cops Say
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

Things That Make Ya Wonder...
Chatting with a few people today I got a message from someone and to be honest...I feel so played like a fool and thought someone like me would understand my heartache but it turned out to be a joke and as always it was played on me. Never fails... My ex-g/f and I we, at least I thought, had the same BS in common. We couldnt get pregnant. She told me that the docs told her that it was due to the hormone therapy because it fucked her up and that her juices in her puss was full of acid that it was killing the sperm right on the spot. OK...I will by that I have heard of that before. She was told she would never become pregnant because of that. Now...she not only has one child but has one on the way too. *Puts a big L on her forhead for Loser* I should have known since she is fucking crazy anyway. Just pisses me off that she would lie to me like that. Even after we broke up she just still agravates me. Probably more jealousy than anything...and being played like a fool. She r

11 Things About Life...
I got this as a profile comment and thought it was great and so true. I had to share it with everyone! This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So..........If you are a loving fr

Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Things Guys Should Know About Girls (my comments are in parenthesis) 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (tis quite true) 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. (lol again so true) 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. (AMEN!!!!!) 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't. (those who feel the need to brag apparently have to, those who don't brag don't have to) 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. (not quite true for me.....i'm a music gal so anything that plays music loudly and sounds amazing i'll like) 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfri

Things To Live By
1. There are only two ways to live your life; one is as though nothing is a miracle the other is as though everything is a miracle 2. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone 3. Don't take yourself so seriously. no one else does 4. Pay off your credit cards every month 5. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree 6. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 7. It's okay to get angry with God. He can take it. 8. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 9. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 10. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 11. It's okay to let your children see you cry. 12. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 13. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 14. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 15. Life is too short for long pity parties.

The Things We Do For Love
Havy you ever gone the distance just to please your lover?Well this story refers to me because I would just pour my heart out to these women just to show them how much I care for them,only to be given the shaft.Sometimes I wonder if it's worth being good to someone that we actually care for them?It's true that love will make you do crazy things just to be with someone.

Thinking Of Deleteing My Fuckin Account
too many people here act like they are the shit and they are nothing. I try not to take this shit seriously but sometimes you want to hope things will go right. So Whatever! To those who really care about me thank you for being here for me.

15 Things A Man Should Do If He Loves A Woman
15 things every man should do for the woman he loves Body: 15 things every man should do for the woman he loves **According to Glamour© Magazine** 1. Slow down in bed. 2. Speed up on the toilet. 3. Buy you tampons without feelings emasculated. 4. Log your size into his memory, because what's more depressing than trying on a wrong-size gift? 5. Get over his jealousy of any sex toy that doesn't require his participation. 6. Before he leaves on a trip,give you a sappy card that says how much he'll miss you. (Extra credit: makes it himself.) 7. Send you a massive bouquet of flowers at work (ideally on Monday, so you can flaunt it all week.) 8. Cook you a meal that involves more ingredients than pasta and pasta sauce. 9. Afterward, clean up the dishes. 10.Memorize this mantra: If I'm going to be late, call. If I'm going to be late, call.... 11. Ask you as many questions as he answers. 12. Look you directly in the eye during all greetings, requests, declarations of love and s

The Things That My Brain Vomits
Not Enough You say you love me You want to make love to me You love being inside me You hold me And kiss me. You say you love me You don’t trust me You don’t believe Or believe in me. You say you love me And you make love to me You say we should see other people While the sheets are still warm I can still smell you I can still feel your hands On my skin I can still feel you inside me And I can still taste you. You want to see someone else Because I am not enough for you Not pretty enough Not smart enough Not lover enough Just not enough. I am just me And it is not enough You say you love me You have never felt this way for anyone. But you are already thinking Of somebody else And you are waiting till you can crawl out of bed So you can call her. Your replacement for me, Is already in mind. And she is a million miles away You can't hold her You can't feel her Or taste her. I am right here Loving you blindly, stupidly Feeling a way that I nev

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know: 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're dating you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............ 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98

Things I Read That Ment Alot To Me
Part of the reason women are so tired is because we are spending SO much energy trying to "keep it together." So much energy devoted to suppressing the pain and keeping a good appearance. "I'm gonna harden my heart," sang Randy Ross. "I'm gonna swallow my tears." This is a terrible way of living your life. Part of this is driven by fear that the pain will overwhelm us. That we will be consumed by our sorrow. Grief, dear sisters, is good. Grief helps to heal our hearts. Why, Jesus himself was a "Man of sorrows and acquainted with grief" (Isa. 53:3 NKJV)

50 Things Women Should Know About Men
Universal guy truths that all women should understand. 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.(AfreakingMAN!!!!) 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. Whe

Think Its Time For Me To Get A New Girlfriend ?
been going out with this lass for 1 yr and half now and i love her but were/im getting to the stage were i dont wanna spend all ma time with her id rather go out wiv ma mates or just go out in ma car can anyone help? Cheers for reading Gaz x

Think Before You Speak ..part 1 Of 6
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Here are some reasons why you should think before you speak. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" hehe

Think Before You Speak ..part 2 Of 6
A woman was at a golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type she had been using. After browsing for several minutes she was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help her. Without thinking the woman looked at him and said "I think I like playing with men's balls". hahaha

Think Before You Speak ..part 3 Of 6
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts" My sister started to laugh hysterically. Then I realised what I had said.

Think Before You Speak ..part 4 Of 6
While in line at the bank one afternoon, a woman's toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. The woman was finally able to grab hold of her daughter after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. The woman told her daughter if she didnt start behaving right now she would be punished. To my horror, the little girl looked at her mum and said in a voice just as threatening. "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. The woman walked out of the bank just before a scream of laughter errupted.

Think Before You Speak ..part 5 Of 6
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? A woman's three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and she was on him constantly. "One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying her taco, she smelled something funny, so of course she checked her seven month old daughter and she was clean. Then she realized that her son Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. She asked him if he needed to go and he said 'No'. She kept thinking 'oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and she didnt have any clean clothes with her. Then she said "Danny, are you sure you didnt have an accident? "No," he replied. She just knew that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So she asked him one more time. "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS. Whi

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Apparently this left most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days. A female news anchor woman, who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
> 9 Things I Hate About Everyone > > > > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for > the time.... I know > where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I > point at my crotch > when I ask where the toilet is? > > 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to > search the entire room > for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to > the T.V. and change > the channel manually. > > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your > cake and eat it too". > Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? > > 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you > look". Of course it > is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've > found it? Do people > do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their > asses! > > 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you > see that?". No Loser, I > paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn > floor. > > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... > Didn't

15 Things To Do At Wal-mart While Your Spouse/partner Is Taking Their Sweet Time:
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: >> >> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts >> when they aren't looking. >> >> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. >> >> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. >> >> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, >> ' Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens. >> >> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. >> >> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. >> >> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers >> you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. >> >> >> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask >> 'Why can't you people just leave me a

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I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. OKay question is how many of u guys actually have a nice shaft and follow through till ur womans pleasured ? womens comments are welcome also:)

Things Are Picking Up!
Well we were all pretty lax about bookings over the holidays (nothing better than spending time with loved ones...oh and family too). So the first of the year started off a bit slow for us. But things are picking up nicely now. In fact we just picked up Thursday nights at RG's again as the Selle Brothers decided to take a little time off to learn new material. So we'll be playing there starting next Thursday (Jan. 24th) through the end of February. Speaking of February it's our biggest month yet. We've got RG's on Thursdays, we're playing the Grand Opening of Bass Pro Shop in Independence (2-nights) and we've got Timbercreek Bar & Grill in Louisburg, KS and Jersey's. In all it's only 9 shows, but the pay is really great. So I can't complain. There is one week that will be BUSY as hell though. The week of February 16th (saturday) to Februar 23rd (saturday...yeah that's a week and a day...so sue me! lol). That week we play Saturday the 16th at Timbercreek Bar & Grill from 8pm to

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Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Wont Patrol Brice Street). By Daniel Meyer. . I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors call this being behind the power curve. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chanc

Thinking
Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I began to choke. I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor, drunken mother - I did not know what was happening. Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat. Wondering. The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.

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I love the moments that just happen between us, like whenever our eyes meet to share an intimate conversation, or when one of us accidentally brushes up against the other in the middle of doing mothing in particular... I love the times when you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking, and the sweet words that come out of your mouth when I;m least expecting them... I love the laughter that always snowballs whenever we get each other started, and all the little ways you touch my heart because you know me so well... I love when you sneak up behind me and wrap your arms around me, I love your kisses that make me feel so beautiful... I love everything that's inside of you that keeps me falling again and again... I never dreamed I could be so happy. TKT

Things Happen For A Reason
Things Happen For a Reason Sometimes we sit and wonder why in the world things happen but they happen for a reason. Maybe it's to open our eyes to see what's going on right in front of us or what might happen in the future. We never know from day to day how things will turn out but we should always hope for the best. No matter who you are mad at never leave that person without letting them know you care. For the simple reason they may not be here tomorrow or next week. We never know who will be next. I regret things that I say sometimes but I try to make things right by telling them I'm Sorry. I lost a brother it will be a year July 26th. I hadn't talked to him or seen him for 5 years and I regret every minute of everyday for not staying in contact with him but when I talked to my dad I would always ask him if he had talked to him and tell him I said hello or something. It happened for a reason. I miss him dearly but I will see him again in a matter of time. I'm not sure why but I t

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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AME

Thinking Of You!
Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit. Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him. Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing you know you see them or receive a phone call from them? THAT'S GOD. There is no such thing as coincidence. Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart. Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. THAT'S GOD passing us through

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When you have testicles there is some shit in life you can do that should have you stripped of them. Here is some of that shit. -Wear a pink shirt: When babies are born the only thing used to tell the difference between male and female is blue and pink… That never changes. Stop it. -Peirce anything: I see an earing, I think gay. If you aren't gay, buy a calender… It's 2008. -Tan: "I went hunting and killed me a a couple deer today, what did you do?" "I went to the tanning salon." I rest my case -Type any of the following: LOL - TTYL - ROFLMAO - TEE HEE. Say any of that shit out loud… I fucking dare you. -Drink any form of coffee that has more than two syllables in it: COF-FEE . If you say Non fat carmel macciatio, with light foam, and whipped cream… You deserved to be bitch slapped for putting that much work into ordering anything. Steak.. Beer… Check please. -Extending your pinky while drinking: Who the fuck are you… Pr

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THINGS TO KNOW 1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair. 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish. 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes. 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair. 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any. 6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea. 7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water. 8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste. 9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too. 11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer. 12. Chigger bite - Preparation H. 13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H. 14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals). 15. Stinky feet - Jell-O! 16. Athletes feet - cornstarch. 17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub. 18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run

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14 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your parents/spouse is taking their Sweet time: 1. Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the an

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it was last year at this time we had gotten the news about your devastating cancer. I know God wanted to spare us and you years of agony, he needed you more and I have to accept that. I want to say a special prayer for all the families up at CHOP right now, getting news like we got last year. Are they prepared? do they have the support, family, friends we had??? i am thinking of them right now, and i know you are looking down on us, on nick and you are in such a wonderful place. Please know when i cry my tears are just an expression of the loss. the best thing i ever did in my life was you, i hated to let you go, but i know what good hands you are in. --mom

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

38 Things A Girl Probably Did'nt Realize.
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong

Things Are Going......
Great. I don't think I have ever been this happy in my life. My ex is in jail and won't ever bother me again. Thank God. Actually I really have RJ to thank for that and he knows why. I know he is going to read this because that's just the person he is LOL. Hi RJ!!!! LOL but because he will be reading this I can't really write what I want to but I can write some. I love hanging out with him. We have so much fun together. He makes me laugh. I love the person I am when I am with him. We have fun just kicking back "watching" movies. LOL he knows why I put it that way. But seriously though. After my ex I didn't think I could ever be happy again and I was wrong. I know that around him I can be myself and not hide anything. We have the same likes and dislikes for the most part. We talk all the time and yet we don't run out of things to say lol. And the best part he is just as ticklish as I am....YAY....

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Guy
1) "That looks cute." For the most part, men hate cute. We don't want to hear about it, we don't want to see it, and we sure as hell don't want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there's a 100 percent chance we're changing. We're supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into that picture. 2) "We need to talk." These four words shut off a man's brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately go into flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feel comfortable is a good start. 3) "It's just a game." Actually, it's not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our mood as just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it's life

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman
1) "What did you do to your hair?" Unless we've cut our own hair—this is not common—someone else did something to our hair. It wasn't us. And most likely we've gone to a lot of trouble and expense for it. "I like your new haircut" is infinitely better, and shows you're paying attention. It's also far superior to the generic "You look different," which tells us you're as clueless as ever. 2) "They both look the same to me." We understand you care a lot less than we do about the outfits or the registry dishware we're asking you to compare. But they can't possibly look exactly the same, can they? Give us something. Anything. Mentally roll the dice and pick one, so we don't worry about your vision—or worse, that you don't care. 3) "Relax." A kissing cousin to "Don't get so worked up," this generally creates the exact opposite effect you're shooting for. When you say "Relax," what we hear is that you think that we're being irrational over nothing, and this makes us do anything but

150 Things About Me!
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.I dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16.I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18. I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in

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I think and I think but here I sit, In front of my computer screen, dimly lit. I peruse my thoughts in search of her, And when discovered, my thoughts just wander. I love her with all of my heart, But I don't know how to tell her. Where do I start? So I sit and I think in front of my screen, But my thoughts seem so meager and lean. I want her to know how much she means to me, But it's hard being in love and making the other see. I felt this way for quite some time now, And I know I need to tell her but I don't know how. One idea works in my head, But I know that it'd be shot down dead. The perfect scenerio, it's in my mind, But sifting it out, it seems too hard to find. I interact with her from behind a mask, But I know, at this point, removing it'll be a task. I think and I think but what I search for evades me, And so I sit with my computer screen in front of me. I can only think about both of us, together, And how I'd treat her, delicate as a feather,

38 Things A Girl Probably Doesn't Realize!
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

60 Things You Didnt Know About Me
60 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me 1. What is in the back of your car? CARSEATS,TOYS 2. When was the last time you threw up? BEEN AWILE 3. What color is your toothbrush? white and blue 4. Name one person that made you smile today? a friend on fubar :) 5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? driving to work 6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? answering email 8. Have you ever been to a strip club? yeah 9. What is the last thing you said aloud? turn the tv down 10. What is the best ice cream flavor? chocolate 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? milk 12. What are you wearing right now? shirt, pants , socks 13. What was the last thing you ate? pot pie 14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? no 15. When was the last time you ran? the other day when i was playing volleyball 16. The last sporting event you watched? football game 18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspac

15 Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn:
Thought for the day 15 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. You should not confuse your career with your life. 5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. >>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PERSON THROWN OFF OF THE DANCE FLOOR ? WHO "QUOTE COULD NOT DANCE?" WANT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS LIKE ,DANCE WITH HER,IF YOU SLOW DANCE AND PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER AND SHE PUSHES YOUR ARM AWAY, DON'T BOTHER TO FINISH THE DANCE, THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE.>>> 6. Never lick a steak knife. 7. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 8. You will never find anybody who

Thinking Of You!
Thinking Of You by Sea_of_okc I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

10 Things Woman Should Never Ask A Guy
Here's a look at 10 things women say that drive men nuts. 1) "That looks cute." For the most part, men hate cute. We don't want to hear about it, we don't want to see it, and we sure as hell don't want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there's a 100 percent chance we're changing. We're supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into that picture. 2) "We need to talk." These four words shut off a man's brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately go into flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feel comfortable is a good start. 3) "It's just a game." Actually, it's not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our mood as just about anything else. Is it fa

Things To Ponder
A couple dozen (some new) Ponder items: 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

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Things are never as they seem a veil drawn down as if seeing from a dream. Days pass by into years of fading light. Time slows down and into night. Love comes and goes like fleeting wings with brushes of wind on the cheek. Childrens laughter is heard from afar but now they are grown and left the home. As the morning light fades so do memories of younger ways. By the draw of nights last breath sleep wanders in with its sweet carees. And as slumber takes you away to the land of dreams you once again fade. by Sarah Pruitt 01/27/08

Thinkin Of You
When I ate today at noon All I could think about was you Wishing you was here to do what you do Wishing I could feed you with my spoon Hoping someday I'll see your smile again I don't know if I can take all this pain Knowing that I am here and you are there Thinking about the times we had and will not have You are the best there ever was and will be There is nothing to explain you, but lovely Even when I was sad you made me happy I just don't know what to do I just hope one day, I get to see you

Things The Grandchildren Should Know
It's not often I sit down and devour a book in one sitting, but this really is such a great read. E's own account of his life, his family, death, his music, and the career of the Eels, it's a fascinating, moving, hilarious and inspiring read. I sorta cried twice reading it, which I think is a good sign. You should read it too. While listening to 'Useless Trinkets'.

Thinking
Newest poem thank God i’m back to normal couldn’t write for 6 months Category: Writing and Poetry The Perfect Woman Smart, Beautiful, Loving, and caring, Able to put up with any mans faults, but wishes for the man who's her soulmate, Time, and relationships from the past have molded her into the woman that she is, She doesn't care how she looks, because she knows inside her beauty is unparalleled, With one smile, or one word spoken she can calm the most serious of situations, Her warmth could warm a frostbitten man, Written by: AL Copyright 11/20/07

Things U Might Like To Know Bout Me
1. Where were you at 11:45 last night? GETTING READY TO LAY MY HEAD DOWN ON MY PILLOW 2. Is the person you like older or younger than you? OLDER THAN ME.. SUPPOSE TO BE MORE MATURE 3. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? TONIGHT WHEN I GAVE MY SON A KISS FOR BED 4. Ever talked to someone that was high? HELL YEAH AND I WAS TOO.. IT WAS FUN. 5. How tall is the person you like? 6' 1" 6. Did you have a dream last night? YEAH I WAS TALKN TO MY BROTHER AND TRYN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPEN.(N CASE YOU DONT' KNOW MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY JAN.12,2008 IN A ROLLOVER TRUCK ACCIDENT HE WAS 22) 7. Last text message you sent? UHM I DONT' KNOW I ERASED THEM ALL 8. Last comment you left someone? MY SIS ON MYSPACE FOR HER BIRHTDAY 1-25 9. Do you have a Facebook? I MIGHT IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL A FACE BOOK WAS! 10. What color is your underwear? WHAT UNDERWEAR IT IS BEDTIME 11. Last person you were in the car with besides your family? M

Things That Make You Go Hmmm?
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know ex

"think Outside The Box."
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading ****************************************** This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay h im back. However , you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answe

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You I thought of you today But that’s nothing new I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too for every day good or bad you'll always be in my head I hope you've understood everything I’ve said This isn't just a joke or a silly lie Id never do anything to make you wanna cry I'm sorry if I do something to make you really mad It only comes back and makes me really sad I really do love you and everything you are I hope this relationship gets really far Ill never get you out I simply don't know how In fact I'm thinking of you right about now Your everything I need and everything to me You know exactly who you are and what you want to be You always make me smile just by being there I hope you know how much I really do care Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist This is why I love you, I’ve made a huge list The list goes on forever and never will it end Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend not just a simple f

Thinking Of You ...
sitting here all alone thinking of you how your eyes shine when you smile how your neck smells when I'm laying in the crook how you softly caress my skin in the middle of the night your arms held tight around me it feels so good there I want you, right now this very moment what do I need to do to call you mine? I had the image of the perfect man in my head for so long someone was listening and our paths crossed, Only you don't want anything "serious" you don't want to get attached Soon, I'll have to let you go to keep my heart from being broken again...

474 Things To Do When You're Bored
474 Things To Do When You're Bored - Wax the ceiling - Rearrange political campaign signs - Sharpen your teeth - Play Houdini with one of your siblings - Braid your dog's hair - Clean and polish your belly button - Water your dog...see if he grows - Wash a tree - Knight yourself - Name your child Edsel - Scare Stephen King - Give your cat a mohawk - Purr - Mow your carpet - Play Pat Boone records backwards - Vacuum your lawn - Sleep on a bed of nails - DON'T toss and turn - Boil ice cream - Run around in squares - Think of quadruple entendres - Speak in acronyms - Have your pillow X-rayed - Drink straight shots...of water - Calmly have a nervous breakdown - Give your goldfish a perm - Fly a brick - Play tag...on West 35th Street - Exorcise a ghost - Exercise a ghost - Be blue - Be red - But don't be orange - Plant a shoe - Sweat - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil - Turn - Write a letter to Plato - Mail it - Take your sofa for

Things (poem)
there are alot of things some small some big know one know these things they just trust that they are there some are shiny like your diamond rings some are just to hard to bear others happen quickly some are just non existant what remains is we are all things and thats the things thats the biggest

Thinking About An Auction
so, I've been asked to do a few auctions, but I've never done one. I was thinking about it...but I don't want to be embarassed if no one bids on me either. Whats the standard on these things, and where to go to find the answers? maybe I should just say forget it??

13 Things About You
13 Things about You 1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you , someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique , in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists , loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 12. Always tell someone how you feel

Things About Me
Things About me... A) Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Bus girl at Southwestern Yacht Club 2. Counter girl at 31 Flavors 3. Mail girl at The City of San Diego Operations Center and Administrative bldg 4. Switchboard Operator at Sharp Memorial Hospital B) Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Lonesome Dove 2. Quigley Down Under 3. Open Range 4. The Quick And The Dead (the Sam Elliot/Louis Lamour version) C) Four places I have lived: 1. Agana, Guam, Marianas Islands- born 2. Portsmouth, Rhode Island 3. Mesa, Arizona 4. Ocean Beach, California-now D) Four TV shows that I like to watch 1. Two and 1/2 men 2. Big Bang Theory 3. Ghost Whisperer 4. Lost E) Four places I have been: 1. Guam 2. Rhode Island 3. New Mexico 4. Arizona F) People who e-mail me (regularly ) 1. Mum 2. Claire 3. Tina 4. Barry G) Four of my favorite foods: 1. Chocolate 2. Grilled Filet Mignon 3. Peanut Butter 4. Bacon H) Four places I would rather be right now

Thinking Of You
As long as my dreams are of you As long as a couple means two As long as forever contains me and you I'm thinking of you.... As long as the moon shines As long as faith never dies As long as there's love between you and I I'm thinking of you.... As long as our eyes meet in burning flame As long as trust means no one's to blame As long as the hurt ends in no shame I'm thinking of you.... As long as we survive as a pair As long as I know you'll always care as long as love remains true and fair I'm thinking of you! By: Samantha Lewey

Things I've Learned
I've learned... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. That when you're in love, it shows. That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. That being kind is more important than being right. That you should never say no to a gift from a child. That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand. That simple walks with my father, around the block on summer nights when I was a child, did wonders for me as an adult. That life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. That money doesn't buy class.

Things That Go Through My Head On A Daily Basis...
I'm compiling a list of things that I find that I think quite often while engaged in conversations with others, but don't exactly input.. Out loud, at least: "Please, for the love of God, just shut the fuck up." "You are, in fact, dumber than any given box of rocks." "What the fuck?" "No shit." "That's what I just said. Say it again." "No, seriously, shut the fuck up." "I've taken shits that have higher IQs." "SHUT UP... STOP TALKING." "It is 10 feet to the nearest exit." "I wonder what would happen if I stuck this pencil in that little hole in the wall. I think it would stay." "Don't look at me like that.. I don't really like you either." "Oh, I fucked up. Maybe if I act stupid it will get me out of trouble." "Ok, if I stick this pencil in my eye instead of the hole in the wall, I wonder if he'll stop talking." "You are so dumb. How do you survive in the wild?" "And the explaination for that would be that you suck. You suck fat ones. G

Things You Can't Do With Just One Hand
Open jars open child proof pill bottles drive a stick shift ctrl alt delete! wash dishes wash dil*os take off snug fitting boots button buttons put on bracelets and necklaces butter toast wring out a face cloth or tea bag file your nails floss your teeth play guitar pop a pimple squeeze out shampoo clip your nails

"thin" And "healthy"
(Article found at Bob Freeman's blog) Fat people cheaper to treat, study says By MARIA CHENG, AP Medical Writer Preventing obesity and smoking can save lives, but it doesn't save money, researchers reported Monday. It costs more to care for healthy people who live years longer, according to a Dutch study that counters the common perception that preventing obesity would save governments millions of dollars. "It was a small surprise," said Pieter van Baal, an economist at the Netherlands' National Institute for Public Health and the Environment, who led the study. "But it also makes sense. If you live longer, then you cost the health system more." In a paper published online Monday in the Public Library of Science Medicine journal, Dutch researchers found that the health costs of thin and healthy people in adulthood are more expensive than those of either fat people or smokers. Van Baal and colleagues created a model to simulate lifetime health costs for three groups of 1,000 p

Things Women Say....
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before de

Thinkin Of You
Thinking Of You I don't think you realize How I love you so. You ask me everyday And by now I'd think you'd know. Don't you understand, What you mean to me? Every minute I think of you And wonder if you're thinking of me. So next time you wonder If I really like you, Just read this poem And think of me And know I'm thinking of you

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, the

10 Things About Me Or That I Believe ...lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. 2. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge boobs. 3. Psst!! Bubblewrap, there is nothing wrong with my lip action!!! lol 4. I play the guitar and sing .... and no gordanfankim I will not sing at your funeral!!! 5. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 6. Learned a very important lesson from a good friend ..... when its 15 degrees below zero .... dont pee on your zipper!!!! 7. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume

Things You Should Know About Me.
I don't trust very easily. If you are my friend or someone that I care about, that means that you have earned my trust. Don't lose it. I have dealt too much with people who lie and cheat, and although I am a forgiving person, I never forget. I try to treat the people for whom I care, the way that I would like to be treated. If you are someone really special to me, I will do everything I can to show you that you are special. All I ask in return is for honesty. Recently, I have been accused of betraying a friendship. That is something that I wouldn't do. Anyone who really knows me, knows that is something I wouldn't do. Friendship is too important to me. I am one of those friends who stands by your side through thick and thin, not someone who tries to get what I need out of the friendship then let you fend for yourself.

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. (Stolen from BEG LOL) 2. I love BIG breed dogs, Rottweilers are my favorite. 3. I am very insecure, to a fault. (Working on this) 4. I give in too easily, mainly to women... probably because of item #3. (Working on this, too) 5. I love music, and can pretty much name artist and song within the first few notes I hear. 6. I prefer baseball over any other sport. 7. I prefer to be in a smaller, more personal crowd than a larger gathering... and really love just being with that one special person. 8. I am the youngest of seven children, and so I am (was) spoiled LOL. 9

Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why

Things Not To Get Your Sweetie For Valentine's Day
For Him: 1. Avoid soaps, lotions, potions, anything that smells like candy. Unless it's actually candy. 2. Flowers. He just doesn't understand why you would buy him something that he has to a) nurture and b) nurture. If you simply must, a cactus might pass--but remember, he wants a gift that can take care of itself. 3. Unfun tools. Yeah, he gets it. You want him to shovel the snow. Do not buy him a shovel to drive the point home. (Large noisemaking power tools excluded.) 4. Dinner. It's a blatant cop-out. Saving him the 80 bucks does not a romantic gesture make. A gift should come in a box. (Unless it is a kitty or a pup, which are other things you should not get him. See rule #2). 5. An electric razor. If he wanted one, he would have bought it for himself (and of all the gadgets, this is not likely one he's coveting). Ask yourself: Do you want him to buy you a razor? 6. Boxer shorts. To men, they're truly utilitarian. No frills. No styles. (Same goes for socks.) 7

10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. #1 I COLLECT COCA-COLA HAHA LIKE THATS NEWS #2 I HAVE SLEEP WITH A GIRL #3 I GIVE WHAT IS GIVIN...EQUIL BALANCE #4 I DONT GIVE HATERS MY TIME #5 IM MARRIED #6 I DONT VOTE #7 I HATE COUNTRY...LIFES BAD ENOUGH WITH OUT IT #8 I OPEN N FREE MINDED #9 IM ARIES.....SO I WEAR THE PANTS #10 I DONT HOLD GRUDGES...I SIMPLY MOVE ON

Things I've Learned Today...
qualifications for a good lover 1 do you understand the pleasure zones of a womans body 2 do you know what foreplay is and its rewards and benefits 3 do you belive in shareing in eachtoheres pleasures not only of yourself 4 do you think its just as important for the guy to explore a womans body 5 are you willing to be open and experiment with your partner 6 do you belive its important for both males and females sexualy to acheieve orgams of equal feelings and emotions 7 are you the type that thinks wining and dining a woman will get you in their pants easier? 8 do you think its important for both partners to share in the openess of exploring each others wants and desires to be happy with each other totally 9 what is your opinion of a woman that is very sexual do you find this arrousing or worry you cant keep up 10 if so to above would you be open to her haveing her pleasures fullfilled 11 do you know how improtant it is to make a woman feel special

Think Before You Speak!!!!
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we would not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you'

30 Things To Never Do.
Well I been thinking alot lately and I have finally compiled a list of my own personal "Never to Do's" .. in no uncertain order. 1. Never put a man on the spot. 2. Never make your GF the brunt of your jokes. 3. Never Lie to your GF, she is smarter than you and you will be caught. 4. Never tell the truth to your GF when the answer will be hurtful to her even in jest. 5. Never tell your Boss to get fucked, unless you mean it. 6. Never gamble on your grocery money. 7. Never go to sleep angry youll just wake up pissed off again. 8. Never call a Cop a Pig to his face, wait till he gets back in his car. 9. Never fight over things you can easily replace. 10. Never stop watching her sleep. 11. Never stop Learning. 12. Never play the follower. 13. Never play the fool. 14. Never start a list of 100, they will only read 10 or so at best. 15. Never burn a bridge you cant rebuild. 16. Never stop going the extra mile. 17. Never stop ALL of your childish ways as the

Thinking Of Dreams
Sitting here watching the clouds go by, wishing on the stars. Wondering where this life will take me. Thinking of the dreams I once did have. Wondering if they were only silly dreams, or could they really ever come true. Regardless of where or how things go. I will continue to dream and believ. That there really has to be some truth to some of them dreams coming true and bringing real happiness.

Thinking Alot Again
Not everything is always as it seems. Sometimes things don't go exactly as we wish. That is what life is all about after all. Learningt and growing from it all. Regardless if it is good or bad. Each experience is a learning one, and something to grow from. Sometimes the pain can be more than we think we can bare, but remember this, no matter how much the pain is at the time, it will fade eventually and it will make us stronger in the end. Just live your life doing the best you can. Be true, honest and forgive as much as you can. Smile, be happy, and grow strong in the things that come your way. Knowing that you did your best in every way..

Thinking Of You Again
Thinking of you again, While I look about the calm sky, I see the stars shining so bright, And I make a wish for tonight, Thinking about you again, While I cross the empty street, Then I see a couple sitting so close, And I think about you and me, Thinking of you again, While I find a place to rest, I think about you, beside me, And I feel it deep within my chest, Thinking of you again, While I watch the glowing moon rise, I think, I feel, and I see, Your smile before my very eyes, Thinking of you again, While my soul drifts and sleeps, Maybe I'll see you later, But for tonight, I'll see you deep in my dreams...

10 Things About Me ......... Hmmmm...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. This is really hard.... so i'll try to get 10... if not.. f that.. you'll get what you get. :) 1. I'm friggin obsessed with my kids (weird.. maybe) But..okay... they are the best. 2.Where the f to begin?? Let's start with my habits. I'm a creature of habit..so don't f up my schedule in anyway whatsoever or my day will be screwed up, and someone is gonna pay for it. *big ass smile* 3. I'm completely obsessed with Football...from Thursday night... to Monday night!! Doesn't matter who's playing...you can't make plans with me during football season! Okay...I may squeeze you in if it's worth my time! *wink* 4.

Things You Might Not Know
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 5' tall 2. I have a chow and 2 cats 3. I'm scared to death of heights 4. I do volunteer work at a local Elementary school and I LOVE it!!!! 5. I love sunsets at the beach...lol..surprise, surprise 6. I really don't care for sweets 7. I rarely turn on the tv..would much rather listen to music 8. I was a cheerleader...eons ago..lol 9. I live in Fl and hate swimming...lol 10. I have a zillion allergies...maybe not a zillion...lol

Things Not To Say To A Policeman
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN Care for a doughnut? Met your quote?Happy now? You're NOT going to check the boot are you? Just had to try out that new siren ,didn't you? I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs? Hey ,you must have been doin'150kph to keep up with me!good job! Let's not forget who pays your salary here! Hey officer ,is that your baton or are you just happy to see me? I was going to be a cop ,but I decided to finish high school instead. Oh,No.It's about the body ,isn't it? You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed. You're going to have to speak up.This is my favorite song. Thanks officer! The cop yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Things You Might Not Know
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I used to be a substitute teacher 2. I used to act in a renaissance faire 3. I hate heights, unless there is an airplane under my butt 4. I am truly computer stupid at times 5. I am painfully shy in real life and blush at the drop of a hat lol 6. I am Wiccan 7. My first choice in music is Spanish pop music, but it depends on my mood 8. I am a huge flirt :D 9. I love Mountain Dew 10. I suck at filling these things out...don;t think anybody would be interested in any of this lol

Think It's Ok??
Think its OK to boss a girl around? Slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're against Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. And if your a guy thats man enough to repost this GOOD for you. (repost of original by '

Things That Make Me Want To Ed Gein You.
At work. What is it that I hate? 1. Baby Talk - Making stupid fucked up, unrecognizable sounds to your baby. Trying to mimic the sounds coming out of your babies mouth pains me about as much as someone kicking a tall milk glass into my asshole sideways. It's not cool. 2. People and Special Coins - People wanting you to search through a register full of coins for the new coolest quarters. You fucking assholes. It's bad enough to be over patriotic for a country born on genocide. Now you stupid sons of bitches need to sit and make someone look for new issued coins while people wait behind you in line. I hope you burn in hell, with a blanket of american flags wrapped around you engulfed in flames. 3. Whistlers - People that walk through a store thinking they have some right to entertain people by whistling full length songs. If there is one time I could ever get away with punching an ear candle into someones eye, this would be it.

Thinking...
As much as I know there is "NOTHING" wrong with me, going to see a neurologist is a little scary for me. I have never seen one before. I know there is nothing wrong and I know this was all a "fluke". I just really need my life to be normal for me (as normal as that ever was) again. I hate the unknown. I hate not being in control of something, especially my own self. I know my friends have been wonderful to me through this, and I know that with all their love and support, all will be ok!! :) I love you all. I just had to write all this out for a few... sorry to bore you... I really hate doctors!! :) With All My Love... AngL

Things Girls Dont Realize
Things girls dont realize 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll as

Think Its Ok To Boss A Girl Around?
Think its OK to boss a girl around? Slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're against Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. And if your a guy thats man enough to repost this GOOD for you.

10 Things About Me
Here is 10 things about me. 1. My two favorite foods are shrimp and stuffed shells. 2. My two favorite colors are black and dark purple. 3. I have two tattoos and one piercing. 4. I love guns 5. I can be outspoken sometimes. 6. I don't go out much unless i'm going to watch a movie. 7. I have been in the army for almost 4 years 8. I am originally from Missouri 9. I want to own a harley someday 10. I love horror and action movies. Now that you know a little about me here is 10 people that i'm going to tag. EastTnchic69 Playtime Ozzy Babygirl 71 cuda Anglewithtornwings Drake Cierros Soldiers Sweetheart RuByLiPs65 daengifiknow1957

101 Things About Me
Name? .......... Sam Eye colour? .......... blue Shoe size? .......... 8 UK Height? .......... 5-8 Naval: Innie or Outie? .......... innie What are you wearing right now? .......... black old navy pants (uk pants) levi jeans Pirate t shirt black and red head scarf leather boots How much money do you have on you right now? .......... I dollar 80 uk pounds and 10 euros Best place to go for a date? ..........? where ever you are Your favourite kind of pants? .......... my Levi jeans Your favourite number? .......... 5 Your favourite boys Name(s)? .......... Jack Your favourite girls Name(s)? .......... Samantha Your favourite animal(s)? .......... Raven Your favourite drinks? .......... coffee and sweetener Your favourite month? .......... June Your favourite juice? .......... Mango Your favourite breakfast? .......... eggs Benedictine on whole meal toast Your favourite cartoon character(s)? .......... Bugs Bunny Your favourite com

Things That Annoy Me
People who think they have something to prove.Being Blown off repeatedly.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!Perfect people with thier little perfect lives. You keep living the dream...you have no clue what it is like to struggle.People with so damn many pictures on their profiles it takes 30 minutes to fully load…& then they only have like 5 pictures in their "pictures section." Lmao. People whose "top 8s" include half of everyone on their friends list. ie:Top 24s or Top 50s.Never being good enough. No matter how hard you try or put yourself out there. It's like being invi

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10 I'm a big Final Fantasy fan (no surprise there) 9 i have weird toes 8 I don't like heights, yet i live on a top floor flat 7 I love Tasmanian devil. 6 I hate liquorice but love the strawberry ones 5 I hate the country i live in 4 I believe in ghosts & life out there in the stars 3 I think the world of my friends & try to please them 2 One of my all time favorite movies is some kind of wonderful 1 I have a thing about womens eyes, especially Blue eyes I tag Darkprincesss, Missie, MzzHeelzzRoxx, Trapp & Annelid is Sleestak

10 Things About Me For Freya And Alone! I Was Tagged! :d
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am allergic to soap and shampoo :D (sulfur in them) 2. I actually like being a college student!!! I love to learn!! 3. I lost my virginity when I was 15 4. I love to play billiards 5. I love to roller skate 5. I can't stand celebrity magazines (could care less about what a person I am never gonna meet does behind closed doors) 6. I am in love with geeks 7. I have only had 1 bf EVER and it only lasted 4 month.. I was 21 broke up on my 22nd b'day! 8. I didn't go on my first real date until I was 20 and I had already had much random sex by then lol grrr dam teenage slut (just went 2.5 yrs witho

10 Things About Me.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I’m kooky for anything Synthesizer related. Mmm synthesis. 2. I’m really into anything Kaiju (G0dzilla,Gammera, Rodan,etc) 3.I love to snuggle. If I was a dinosaur, I’d be a snugglesaurus. :) ROAR! 4.I’m extremely moody and have a self deprecating sense of humor. 5.I’m deathly afraid of heights but flying doesn’t bother me. 6.I’m a sucker for lil kitty cats and puppies. Que “awwwwwws”. 7.I’d do anything for a friend or someone I love. 8.I’m shy and pensive. 9. A good weekend night for me is entertaining friends, watching a movie and having fun. 10. I’m in love. OH MY! I’m tagging : RockGoddess, Bees

10 Things About Me.....
Ok...Lady Red got me...so it's my turn...lol And I will allow anyone who reads this to ask one question about one entry and I will tell the whole and absolute truth. ******* Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got in a head on motocycle accident at 17. 2) I am deathly afraid of going to prison. 3) I've been chased by the cops on bicycle... and got away! 4) I don't like my food selections to touch on the plate. 5) I have sexual secrets... lots of em. 6) I can't sleep with the closet door open. 7) I hate racisim in all ways shapes and forms and think all racisits should be summarily executed without trial. 8) I voted for Bush bo

10 Things... Damn You Juicy
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I go through, on average, 7 cans of Monster a day 2. I pee green... (Most likely from the 7cans of Monster... at least I hope thats why) 3. I have a large ego, but surprisingly low self esteem. And yes, it is possible 4. Im never anythin more than a rebound for women when I actually DO date. (Probally why I have such low self esteem) 5. I frickin HATE hyporcrites, even though Im one myself :D 6. I let things slide and build up before I explode on someone, and usually its the wrong person I take my anger out on 7. Needles creep me out. I can watch movies where people get torn the shreds without a problem,

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i've never even been close to marriage 2.i adore children 3.i should have died 3 times already(hence the angels) 4i only party on weekend nights,yep i can abstain 5i've never been in love 6.cant function w/out my coffee in morn 7.i can cook almost anything wanna come to dinner? 8i read a novel a week or i get pissed at myself 9 i can speak 4 languages 10 i'm glad this is over lol sending this

10 Things.......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged (or have read this), you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. 1987 was the worst year of my life 2. I love the rain. 3. I was born in Illinois. 4. I take things too seriously. 5. I can fit my hand in my mouth. 6. I daydream WAY too much. 7. I want to own my pre-school someday. 8. I hate politics. 9. I miss my parents ALL the time 10. I love to take pictures I'm not tagging anyone, if you want to play you can :) *hugs*

10 Things
aight sure I been tagged so here I go.. ten things random facts or thingies and all that..maybe some of ya don't know this stuff yet..maybe some do..anyways here we go 1. I was raped by my stepfather when I was in middle school 2. My shoulders are covered in scars from when I cut myself during that time period 3. I was a teenage alcoholic 4. I love, absolutely love, soft rock music 5. The dream name for my first born son is Lando Calrissian 6. I have a fetish for redheads, specially if they're dressed like catholic school girls 7. My favorite stand up comic is Lewis Black 8. I have cirrhosis of the liver 9. My body does this weird binge and purge thing by itself so I lose weight worse than a teenage aneroxic girl worried about fitting into her prom dress 10. At heart I'm just your average everyday 15 year old girl looking for acceptance in this world so now for five people let me think of five who might do it... hmmmmm.... Jess, Jayla, kitsune no akuma,

10 Things About Me...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm afraid of water... 2. Once when I had a hangover..I stubbed my toe and broke it...then passed out..ugh. 3. When I love..I love with everything I have..nothing less. 4. I was in a car accident, broke my arm and ended up with a scar on my cheek. 5. I gag when I eat fish...ewww 6. I was bucked off a donkey once..don't ask... 7. I'm totally and completely in love with B and I hope he knows just how much... 8. I love hockey... 9. I wish I was more accepting of myself... 10. I have tons of love for Frawgi..Willa you're a lucky girl. Given to: BratPrince Miss Evil Warlox Nossie CSC

Thinking
Of all the anythings out there in the world does anyone ever stop and say hey this person is actually trying to do something with their lifes has anyone ever thought to say hey its a good thing what they are doing no NO ONE CAN EVER SAY THAT ANYMORE CUZ THAT WOULDNT BE BASHING A PERSON SO ANOTHER FEELS BETTER LISTEN HERE THERE IS NO REASON TO BASH SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF EVERYONE WONDERS WHY IT IS THAT PEOPLE FIGHT ALL THE TIME AND WE ARE IN WAR NOW WELL SHIT LETS BASH SOME MORE PEOPLE AND TRY TO BRING THEM DOWN AND LETS SEE HOW MANY MORE FIGHTS WE GET INTO.................................... *I AM SO FUCKING EMOTIONAL THESE PAST TWO WEEKS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS GETTING TO ME AND IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS SOME SONGS WHEN THEY ARE PLAYED REMIND ME OF PEOPLE AND IT DEPRESSES ME AND I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE I AM THINKING OF DELETEING THIS ACCOUNT BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE MY FRIENDS I HAVE MADE....I JUST DONT

10 Things About Me
1. Even if I dont seem shy, I am 2. I love to flirt 3. I do kickboxing 4. I dont like seafood at all 5. I have a wonderful voice but I have stage fright 6. I am a speed reader, I can read atleast 5 books a day 7. I grew up in a big family 8. I cuss really bad 9. I will tell you the truth even if you dont want to hear it 10. I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME! I am now going to tagg a few other people, please have fun and let me know about you Thank you! slchappell ballsdeep1 proud mommy bova49Bova big poppa j

Think About This.....
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I crochet blankets. I collect shot glasses. I love cobalt blue glass. I have plastic holding my eye in place from getting hit in the face with a hockey puck. My favorite movies are Grease, Dirty Dancing, and The Bodyguard. I have 4 nephews named after states, Dakota, Nevada, Montana, and Arizona. I love log cabin style houses. I must have coffee in the morning to function. Sapphires are this girls best friend not diamonds. My middle name is a shortened version of my grandma's. I tag hotmale biker1 dave frostybuds krazy kfcboi

Thinking Out Loud
I'M SCARED I'M WORRIED, MY NERVOUS ARE RADDLING, BUT I AM HAPPY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS AREN'T AS GREAT AS MINE, BUT I CAN SAY SINCE I'VE MET YOU EVERY DAY I'VE SPENT HAS BEEN WONDERFUL. WATCHING YOU SMILE, WATCHING YOU LAUGH. JUST WATCHING YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE WITH OTHER MEN? EXCLUDING YOUR GOOD FRIENDS. EVERYTIME I THINK OF THAT MY HEART DROPS. NOT ASKING ANYTHING JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU AND NEVER WILL. YOUR ONE OF A KIND. I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY YOU. I WANT TO RELAX YOU. I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. GIRL YOU GOT MY HEART POUNDING FOR LOVE. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

10 Things About Me?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i once sewed my fingers together on purpose 2.i used to shave my head...again on purpose 3.i adore 'ugly' men 4.i have a weakness for doing what i am told i shouldnt do 5.i have a little statue that says hope.... 6.i am dyslexic 7.i tattoo 8.with #6 and #7 i have tattooed backwards..oopps! 9.my favorite song ever is 'faith, hope , and charity' by ian stuart 10.i like to be underestimated i have tagged jodeye, valkria, deaddoll09, master hardcore,devilman

Things
Maybe Im just in the minority here but why is it that the coolest, hottest and most everything person lives like 7 plus hours away from you on here. Its very frustrating, I dont like it. Plus considering this person has "private" pics on another dudes page currently, that is a bit disturbing I guess... I guess this will have to be one of those cases where you have to suffer from a distance because you know that things will never materialize no matter how much you want them to, they usually 99% of the time dont....... Its very heartbreaking indeed!!! I reall y hate myself for living so far away quite honestly!!

10 Things I Learned In Law School...
Things I learned before going into law school 1) You can go to law school after high school 2) All about the essay 3) You can get in without taking the LSAT 4) Most of your time will be reading 5) Most of your time will be reciting 6) It pays to have a brief template 7) It pays to have a tape recorder 8) More girls then boys in law school 9) More boys practicing law then girls. 10) Remember its all about paper work Now what did I really learn 1) I learned that Tort is not a dish 2) Sue, is not a girls name... 3) Brief is not a bag 4) Assault... its not something you dab on your steak 5) Intent... its not going inside a tent 6) defame is not the actual name of the musical Fame 7) Baby Bar ---- not a candy bar 7) Baby Bar --- not where minors go to for drinks 8) Pass the Bar.... does not mean alcohol level 9) Precedence does not refer to Mr. Lincoln. 10) when you graduate, expect to defer student loan.

Things I Will Help You With
hey guys, i realize tht many people can make bulletins and comment bomb for you. but i am looking to actually work for my fu bucks. if you need a bulletin and not sure how to make one ask me. simple bulletin you must keep it up 1,000 fu bucks (not responsible for reposting) 5,000 if you want me to repost it for a week for you bulletin with music and no repost 5,000 fu bucks 10,000 if you want me to repost for you on a daily basis. i will pimpout all that ask.(cost of pimpout is the same as bulletins).just let me know what you want and i will do what i can to give it to you are no charge for the bulletin. as for as bombing goes i will help all that help me. rate all my pics and stash and i will give you 5,000 pic comments on any contest. i will not play favorites all my fubar friends are equal. plz message me when you are finished rating my pics and i will give you the comments..... i also sell my 11's if you want them it will cost you 10,000 fubucks. message me

Things To Tick People Off..hehehe
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF -Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. -In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." -Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." -If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. -Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. -Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." -Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." -Practice making fax and modem noises. -Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. -Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. -Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." -Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. -Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. -Holler random numbers while someone

Things That Will Help U Level
i got this stuff from this person so if this stuff helps you please show her some love ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. So this helps both of us you get more points and Its easier to level with alot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for allowing me to share them with you. Please stop by and show them some love. There profile link is at the bottom of these great sites. MUSIC: www.EZ-Tracks.com www.noolmusic.com GAMES: www.jigzone.com www.addictinggames.com www.embedgames.com www.owensworld.com www.sploder.com www.agilous.com www.calculatorcat.com www.albinoblacksheep.com www.flashgamecodes.com www.myspacemodworld.com PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES: www.qualityjollity.com/Psychedelic_Art/Psychedelic_GIF_Embed.h

10 Things About Me
1.)i am a true brat 2.)i am a smartass 3.)i am single 4.)i love my friends 5.)wet dreams is my wifey 6.)honey babe is my yankee bitch 7.)im loved by my friends 8.)im hated by some 9.)im loved my most 10.)im envyed my every1

40 Things Men Need To Know Before Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smo

Think For A Moment ...
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H

10 Things About Me.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I was once a Christian. 2. I talk to myself. Alot. 3. I see ghost. I see dead people! 4. I have a weakness for women. Can't say no to sex. 5. I like Pain. 6. I have bad road rage. 7. I am Bipolar. 8. I love Violence 9. I love animals, all kinds. 10. I love sad songs. i have tagged Emanon Forever,Ms.Mona,Sunny,Tennis Girl,Alexz.

Things Not To Do At Partys
Don't step in unfamiliar liquids and if you do wipe your shoe on the person passed out on the floor. If you happen to soak your clothing in an alcoholic beverage, don't suck on your sleeve. (it's bad manners) If you happen to awaken in the morning next to someone you don't know, pretend you do know them. They probably don't remember you either. Find out their name later and when you see them at another party, act as if you've known them for years. If you get drunk, vomit in an open, but conspicuous place. That way them stench won't overpower everyone, but your friends can tease you about it for years. If you really want to pick up that someone special, purposely spill your alcoholic beverage on their clothing. Then offer to clean up the mess by inviting them to return with you to your residence so that you can do their laundry for them. You may want to add that you, "have a couple of quarters burning a hole in your pocket." If you happen to accompany someone to their place of

10 Things
aight sure I been tagged so here I go.. ten things random facts or thingies and all that..maybe some of ya don't know this stuff yet..maybe some do..anyways here we go 1. I was beat as child damn near to death on many occasions. 2. My shoulders are covered in little chicken pox like scars from shrapnel 3. I truely believe in God, and believe that we all are capable of making a difference in this world. 4. I love classical music & New Age 5. The dream name for my first born Daughter is Ariyah Marie 6. I have a fetish for Brunettes, with very light complections 7. I have seen evil in its purest form and refuse to regress to the animal I once was 8. I have flashbacks of the Marine Corps almost every night excluding the times I talk to my baby 9. My body has immense nerve damage to the degree I can hold a flame to the palm of my hand and not feel it.....(WAS GIVEN THE FIRST SERIES OF THE ANTHRAX VACCINE....YIPPEEEE) 10. At heart I am a hopeless romantic, that

Things You Are Missing Out On Because Of Fubar
Have you ever been sitting on Fubar for a while, looked at the time and said, "What the fuck?" I know... I know. This evil little website can really kill sometime can't it? Well, guess what? There is some stuff in the outside world you have been neglecting, and I thought that I would point some of those things out. The Sun- This is the large ball of flame in the sky that provides heat and light to our planet. I know to a lot of you it's inconvenient because it creates a ton of glare on your laptop screen. But avoiding it is the reason why your skin is so pasty and white. TV- The television is your typical time wasters ex spouse. For years our brains wasted away on TV... Now, it gets wasted away here. As opposed to places like Hero's, Lost, The Office, and Celebrity Rehab. (Which I LOVE) Clean clothes- I don't give a shit what you say. That pile of clothes in your room, would be done if you gave up 1/5th of your time on here. Your Kids- I k

Thinking Of You
Under the stars, Under the moon, I can't help but think of you! Wondering what you are doing at each moment. Out at night or during the day, Wishing to just catch a glimpse, Hoping to see what is there for us. Only a quick glimpse into the future. Under the stars, Under the moon, Alone or seperate, Whatever will be will be!

101 Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. T

10 Things I Hate About You!
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me ryhme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all!

Think You're Having A Bad Day?
Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . . In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day???? The av

Think Positive!!!
* LIVE ANOTHER NEW DAY * THINK OF POSITIVE THINGS, FEEL THE FRESH BREATH OF AIR, FORGET WHAT A NEGATIVE MIND BRINGS. LIVE ANOTHER NEW DAY, LOOK UPON THE BRIGHT SKY, AS THE EAGLE SOARS HIGH, LET THE RIVER OF TEARS RUN DRY. LIVE ANOTHER NEW DAY, AIM FOR SPARKLING VICTORY, LEARN FROM THE OCEAN OF FAILURES, TILL TRIUMPH STANDS OVER THE SEA. LIVE ANOTHER NEW DAY, BE STRONG ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST HILL AND MOUNTAIN, HANG ON THROUGH THE HARD TIME. LIVE ANOTHER NEW DAY, ASK GOD ALMIGHTY AND DIVINE

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you wake up get something to eat they may still be awake...for a few days you take a warm shower, takin it for granted they forgot what a shower feels like you hug you kids and parents they look at a worn picture missin their families each day you have freedom to do what you want each day they are fightin for that freedome so when you see a militry man or woman stop being selfish take a minute let them know they are respected remind them they are loved and thought of daily after all they are the ones keeping you safe

Thinking
well as most of you can see i have loaded a few new pic's most of which are animated gif's and i am trying to find more online but it is not easy in fact it is fucking hard as fuuck to find really good and cool looking ones but i am trying wish me luck ~lost~

Things Broken...
Listen Do you hear it that awful sound of screams, what could it be? the sound of broken dreams, and total misery, Or is it the sound of death knocking on the door, with misery its depth, and destruction its core, Is it demons from hell, so far before seen, out of the wishing well, cold dark disgustingly mean, Sinking claws into the heart, tearing at each piece, ripping it apart, the pain never seems to cease, Maybe its a mind trip, with no sense of control, that soon looses its grip, and just forgets to grow, I bet its a broken heart, trying to glisten, do you hear it, sshhh, Listen!

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You know how this works. Make a list of 10 things not obvious to the 'net world. They should be quirky/odd/bizarre/random as hell. Then, at the end of your blog, tag 5 friends. You can't tag the person that tagged you. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "you're it!"... 'cause then they won't know to blog some interesting factoids about themselves & tag their friends & keep the vicious cycle going. heh. 1. im still in fucking college, yes still. 2. im short. 3. i have a hole in my spine that technically shouldnt be there 4. i have to pee right now 5. if i shave, which i did today, i literally look half my age. 6. I got called "big guy" by someone that i know couldnt have been older than me, for the above reason. 7. i have small feet and hands, but that's deceiving lol 8. ive lived in MN for all but one of my years 9. im obsessed with peanuts currently. 10. im shy and outgoing, no one knows, including myself, which one i will be at a given moment.

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Thinking About You I picture your face and I know it's true another minute flew by just thinking of you I sit here and I wonder I dream and I daze people all around me try to follow my gaze Smiling and grinning wondering too how many minutes flew by just thinking of you I close my eyes and what do I see your cute little face staring back at me I am always happy dreaming about you I could sit here for hours just thinking of you. My oldest son doesnt live with me and when Im not working Im missing him. My kids are my LIFE.. Bryan (16) and Marshall (5)

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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt . Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "I R S" together it spells Theirs? Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you sto

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1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

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For us to be wonderful together I would like a man that I can say: "you are intelligent, loving fun to be with always there" "you're understanding sympathetic always giving me good advice" "you are sensitive very honest always knowing the way I feel" "you are aware of today's issues always trying to be fair" "you're wise and kind you're wonderful yet what I like best about you is that you think I'm wonderful, too" If I could say all of these things to the man standing next to me holding my hand, loving me. I would have found peace and happiness in me. That is what I want in the man for me.

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- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. - Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. - Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. - When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience. - Let others know when they've invaded your territory. - Take naps and stretch before rising. - Run, romp, and play daily. - Thrive on attention and let people touch you. - Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. - On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. - On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. - When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends. - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. - Be loyal. - Never pretend to be something you're not. - If what you

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So lately I've been thinking about leaving. I'm totally stoked and yet scared but not scared. I was sitting around with Cory the other day & he asked if I was scared..cuz he was before he left for basic.. idk...its more exciting than anything scary cuz i'm .... embarking on this new journey and I don't really have anyone by my side on this...so its cool and strange. anywho..want me to write? email me your address

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By The Editors of Marie Claire Reveal how much your car cost. Clean your gun. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed). Refer to your mother as your best friend. Rap. Check out the assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter. Question her footwear. Blow-dry your hair. Tip less than 20 percent. Celebrity impressions. Impressions of her. Forget to carry cash. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. Wii. Boot and rally. Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when she hears you raise your voice, she has an idea of what she's in for. Talk about former exploits. Ever. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. Tell her you're going to

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The warmth it is I feel in thinking of her, and of imagining what it would feel like if time-shared with her was given more often. There’s a nature about her in the way she expresses herself, in the way right that bears proofs of purity, of grace and of innocence. The softness within her words and within her voice and how she carries herself is graceful. She is that of an Angelic goddess but not one of who only bears characteristics of single mythology but one of many. She is as though the Muse to my words, as the words she expresses to I are of dramatic chorus inspiring feeling within to answer her truthfully. I have never taken to thought as to how to write or breath words to anyone, they are words of truth without desire to obtain anything in return when spoken. I speak from the heart, from depths within of honesty and of how I feel; I alone merely translate my feelings into words. But how it has come that she is such inspiration of them. Though as she is my Terpsichore, the

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been thinkin the past couple of hours about deleting my page...but i am not really sure what i wanna do ...if anyone cares to put their thoughts about it in ...feel; free to leave a comment or whatnot...i just dont know if i want to keep the page anymore.

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1. I don't like most people very much, and think that humanity as a whole, is useless. 2. If I had to choose my ultimate career, I would be a theologian and spend my days analyzing the religions of the world, drawing parallels and disproving outdated theories. 3. I have a deep love and appreciation for music of all genres and use music to say things that I can't. 4. I'm like a sponge for knowledge and soak up as much as possible, and analyze and filter all information I take in. 5. People may view me as an asshole, and I will be one to you, unless I feel like you deserve otherwise. 6. I bow to the gods of Goatse and Meatspin and those who do not worship with me fear me as I deliver their message to all mankind. 7. I rarely see the surface of something, and tend to look more deeply into things without even really meaning to. 8. There are many sides to my personality, and you will only see what I allow you to see. 9. I am an INTP personality type. If you want to k

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I'm seriously thinking about leaving Fubar and those friends that want to keep in touch with me I am available through Yahoo. If you would like my Yahoo ID to keep in touch please send me a private message. Thanks!!

Think Before You Drink
TAKE THS SERUOUSLY ! THE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT DOING SO< ARE DEADSLY! LEPTOSPIROSIS (DEADLY) VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW This incident happened recently in North Texas. A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in ICU. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from without using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminat

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ONE}Who was your last text from? [TWO] Where was your default pic taken? [THREE] What's your middle name? [FOUR] Your current relationship status? [FIVE] Does your crush like you back? [SIX] What is your current mood? [SEVEN] what is your dads name? [EIGHT] What color shirt are you wearing? [NINE] Would you kiss the last person you kissed? [TEN] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? [ELEVEN] Have a crazy side [TWELVE] Ever had a near death experience? [THIRTEEN] Something you do a lot? [FOURTEEN] Angry at anyone? [FIFTEEN] Do you wanna see somebody right now? [SEVENTEEN] When was the last time you cried? [EIGHTEEN] Who would you do anything for? [NINETEEN] Who is your hero [TWENTY] Know anyone who has cancer? [TWENTY-THREE] Where is your ex? [TWENTY-FOUR] Would you ever take them back? [TWENTY-FIVE] Do you still watch kiddy movie

Think For Your Self/ Tool Quote
Think for your Self Question authority Think for your Self Question authority Throughout human history As our species has faced the frighting terrorizing fact That we do not know who we are Or where we are going in this ocean of chaos It has been the authorities The political the religious the educational authorities Who attempted to comfort us By giving us order Rules Regulations Informing Forming our minds To their view of reality To think for your self you must question authority And learn how to put your Self In a stated of vulnerable open mindness Chaotic confused vulnerability To inform you self Think for your Self Question authority Think for your Self Question authority Think for your Self Think for your Self Question authority Think for your Self ~Tool

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1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (eit

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The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game."

Think Before U Speak
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1. Whatever you do, stay away from Google. Normally I am a HUGE Google lover, but at 2am when things are looking bleak, Google has a funny way of turning on you. I call this "Depression Googling". It seems like a smart idea in the moment to start searching for all the wacky symptoms of your illness, or the side effects of your medications, but to read all this technical data when you are on little sleep, just leads to trouble. It is overwhelming and depressing and no matter how much medical information and experience you have, you are not a doctor. Google also tends to get addicting. One search leads to another and 3 hours later you still don't have answers, just a load of websites that tend to confuse and depress you even more. 2. Now is NOT the time to Stroll Down Memory Lane. It is fun to look at pictures or talk to old friends etc, but not when you are down in the dumps. When you are sad, comparing yourself to your fat/ skinny/ pretty/ prom/ sick/ healthy pictures is

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Desperate Just to catch one glimpse of you Desperate Just to catch your bright smile Desperate Just to remember the curves of your face I can feel it then I can feel it now I hope to feel it forever It's the same love I've had Day after day Night after Night Where every dream meets At the same inflection point And as each day passes I have my period of reflection I can feel your heart Like it's the drum my soul marches to And keeps me in tune If I could just catch Just one glimpse of you I'd plow gods fields For the rest of the eternity Just on the vision of you When I remember your face I know then what I love I know then what I care for If I could feel you now I would tell you exactly how much I love you Just as black ink doesn't fade, My love for you will never If there was a word to describe How I feel about you, I'd search a thousand languages, A thousand stories, and a thousand Dictionaries, only to realize That I just know and words can

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Tell me about you You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin, leave it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my inbox!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART..... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you have a crush on me? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide e

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you ppl hurt her so bad her friends right more like enemies, have done nothing but used her and abused her. now its lets show poor this and poor that love well you fucking assholes show no respect but for being point whores. wow what true friends she choose in you ppl and you have no fucking clue what you have done to her. especially the two ppl she loved the most on here you all have done her so wrong im disqusted with you all.

60 Things You Didn't Know About Me...and Probably Could Care Less
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? both of my motorycycle helmets...never know when i'll see a hot biker needed a passenger!!! 2. When was the last time you threw up? been a while...several months...too much tequila 3. What's your favorite word or phrase? whatever 4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? jason, bishop and me 5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? sleeping 6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? sneezing my damn head off 8. Have you ever been to a strip club? yep 9. What is the last thing you said aloud? why are you laying in here? (to my cat) 10. What is the best ice cream flavor? plain ole vanila 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? sprite 12. What are you wearing right now? ms state t shirt and pajama bottoms 13. What was the last thing you ate? nabs 14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? nope...i was given lots of hand me downs...which are new clothes to me 15. When wa

Things I Don't Like
I don't like how you make me weak, when once I was strong I don't like how I love you, when I know you're not the one I try to bury my feelings; hold them all inside Starring up at the ceiling, a tear escapes my eye You make me so confused with actions louder than words It's my emotions being abused... I let myself get hurt The games you play you must enjoy; get some kind of rush So I'll be your little toy 'cause in your heart I'm stuck Help me find my way out and forget about you Cause in my mind there's no doubt... There's nothing left to do !

Thinking....
I was just sitting here thinking why don't I ever do any blogs???? Hmmmm...well I don't know why really. I have tons of shit I can rant and rave about. Not that anyone is ever going to really check them out, because after all it is fubar and people don't check out much. But that's alright cuz it will be fun nonetheless. Yeah! So in summation, I shall start posting more blogs about completely random and pointless shit for you alls viewing pleasure.:)

Things
well here is a thing about me well i am a juggalo and i will never change for any one or thing so if you don't like me fuck off and i you would like to get to know me that kool as fuck well hit me up on here if you would like to know any thing else about me just ask

50 Things About Me!
1. Where were you THREE hours ago? Home 2. What do you think of your LAST kiss? eh it was just a peck! 3. Are you wearing SOCKS right now?nope 4. When was the last time you went out of STATE? Two months ago for hubbys job interview 5. Have you been to the M0VIES in the last 5 days? no not even in 5 years I rent lol 6. What did you see? Wedding Singer..was the last move I saw in a theater 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? Pepsi 8. What are you wearing right now? Pjs 9. What was your last purchase? Avon 10. Last food you ate? Baked potato and corn 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Nick 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Nope 13. Do you have a pet? yup 4 dogs and 1 cat 14. What did you do last night? Was on fubar lol 16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be? Avon IN 17. What is the last thing you purchased online? VIP and a Blast 18. One thing you hate about yourself? My

The Things I Do
Ok so ...this is where I am supposed to come up with something sly and funny to say right? Well I am going to Phoenix next month I am going to be doing some training up there. Yikes people looking to me for the right thing to do, gulp . Big chance for me to goof up. But than again if I got Phoenix this time who knows maybe next time I will be able to get Las Vegas or LA. But than again thats what I am hoping. Its been a while for me since I have had a business trip by myself I am actually looking forward to it. Well I mean like Austin doesnt count cause hell its like right down the highway. So when under pressure I am good but I am really hoping to be able to go out and take some nice desert pictures. And maybe see a friend or two along the way.So anyways i am excited and hope everything goes the way it should! Oh and of course pray my luggage gets there the same time I do!

Thinking Of Leaving Fubar
well everyone i'm thinking of leaving fubar again i'm sick of people playing games with me it's either you like me or you give me a reason as to why you don't anymore i'm one of the realest people you'll meet and i'd show you that kind of respect and if you can't do the same for me then fuck you and what you pertend to be i desurve better then that everyone does so be real and man up to why you don't like me

Things I Have Written. Not In Order!
The hand Sometimes the hand holding the sharpes, deepest cutting knife Is the softest Sometimes the hand that is holding the bleeding remains of your heart are the gentlest Sometimes the hand that is holding the balance of your life is the most perfect Sometimes, and just, sometimes The hand that covers your eyes Are the ones you were just caressing with your lips ************************ Things Things that bother me. I cannot say things that hurt me I cannot say things that tell me one thing I cannot say things that tell me another I cannot say things that I want to say I cannot say things that I cannot say may set me free ********************************** Just wanted to say...this started out as a poem. Then started sounding like a song. Maybe I can get some help making it to music..? I took your pictures from the wall I didn't know that we would fall When the heart ache came to me

30 Things Never To Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does

Thinning The Gene Pool
Eighth Place: In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who often bragged he was 'totally-zoned when he ran' -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep h

Think Positively About Yourself
For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he." (Proverbs 23:7) What you do and say begins with what you think and believe. In the pursuit of perfect health, it's important to remember that the mind greatly influences the body and spirit. The human mind is a complex and wonderful "machine," sometimes referred to as the most powerful computer ever built. Like computers, we can process, store, and share information. And like computers, the information we put out is only as good as the data we put in: Garbage in, garbage out. In most cases, the things we say and do begin with what we think. We can choose which information we accept and allow to become part of our way of thinking. In fact, we create many of our own problems through negative thinking, bad decision making, and poor dietary choices. By choosing positive, enriching ideas over negative, damaging ones, we significantly improve our mental health. These choices, both positive and negative, directly influence our bodies and ou

Thing That Happen
i set in my mind and the things that happen i can't c or hear just fell i fell love i want love but love don't ever come and so i set to see what happens next in my life my little so called life most people would say my life is a dream and only a dream nothing more but it's more real then they think so how do i know when things are not right when things are out of place its the only thing that make my realty seem real if anyone can show me a life of joy show me now because all the ones that said they could lied and i die once more bring me back to life and show me joy show me love show me truth where there is none

24 Things To Always Remember...and One Thing To Never Forget
I saw this on one of my friends blogs and just had to share it. A very powerful message. Your presence is a present to the world. You are unique and one of a kind. Your life can be what you want it to be. Take the days just one at a time. Count your blessings, not your troubles. You will make it through whatever comes along. Within you are so many answers. Understand, have courage, be strong. Do not put limits on yourself. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. Reach for your peak, your goal, your prize. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. Do not take things too seriously. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. Remember that a little love goes a long way. Remember that a lot… goes forever. Remember that friendship is a wise investment. Lifes treasures are people… together. Realize that it is never too late. Do ordinary things i

Thinking About Closing Down Cooter's Bar
Due to the overwhelming of drama, played out, in a damn lounge...over shit online that isnt even real...I am thinking about closing down Cooter's Bar and work on just one lounge that I am a co-owner in. Both lounges have serious drama...but I would rather work with one...than work with both at this point in time. So unless people actually want me to keep Cooter's Bar open...speak now or forever hold your peace and the lounge will be closed within a week. The lounge I am co-owner of is going to be revamped into something else. A complete overhaul. So if you want the link to that one, once Cooter's is closed let me kno. If indeed I close Cooter's Bar. My name will also change as well. Ty for a wild ride! Cooter/^..^/aWitchyWolfe/Macha Azrael Babalon

Things On My Mind
This is my new spot and hopefully I will not have to move anymore.Click the link below. http://www.capazoo.com/ek247 Business Idea Start-ups 1.Church of Christ Social Network: Portal on-line that brothers and sisters could connect and reflect their thoughts and ideas on the various subjects and issues that impact and relate to us, the C.O.C. individuals. An open arena for support. Creating clubs for distinction and unity not division. Helping one another to cope with everyday trials and challenges that confront you in your neighborhood. I believe unity is the key, so through Christ all things are possible. I say let that be the root of every function or idea that we do or incubate. Life is not here for us to watch it pass us but, carefully;creatively mold new cooperative innovations that consulate the new culture Christ envisioned. 2. B.L.S.H. The above abbreviations are quote "Buy Low Sell High".This idea is nothing new but is still in infant stages as we speak. I am fin

A Thing Of Beauty
A Thing of Beauty (Endymion) A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its lovliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still will keep A bower quiet for us, and a sleep Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing. Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing A flowery band to bind us to the earth, Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth Of noble natures, of the gloomy days, Of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkn'd ways Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all, Some shape of beauty moves away the pall From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon, Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon For simple sheep; and such are daffodils With the green world they live in; and clear rills That for themselves a cooling covert make 'Gainst the hot season; the mid-forest brake, Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms: And such too is the grandeur of the dooms We have imagined for the mighty dead; An endless fountai

Think Pink! Xoxo
I LOVE THIS GIRL! She has been so incredibly helpful and is just an AWESOME person all around! She doesn't have a lot of stash or pics yet so it will only take a few minutes to go LUV up her page ALL YOU CAN! *Pink0828*I Made It To Rockstar! Woot! Thank you Everyone!!!!!! Kisses@ fubar Tell her PebblesinAZ sent you! Thank You So Very Much Darlin'! ~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar

The 10 Things I Love About U
it seems to me that with even all my downfalls u still love me your a very hard worker u provide for myself and for my childern u are the best thing that has happend to me your the best macanic i know the best love i ever had your grate at organizer u make a good parent u want more for me then anyone i have ever known u can say some of the kindest words at time to make me feel better

Thinking Of You
i catch myself all the time thinking of you. i dream of you. i listen to songs that make me think of you and it puts a smile on my face and make my day.hearing your voice make me happy. wishing i was in your arms right now and then i wake up and relize that im in hell still.... i fall back to sleep and there you are and it makes me feel good....remebering the memories we have shared and it makes me feel good also.there is just something about you that i cant get out of my mind and i cant figure it out and it makes me happy.... you deserve to be treated like a king and i know that i can do it....i need to be treatted like a queen and i know that you can do it for me also.... i wish that i was right there now in your arms and being all that we can be to each other..so once again im thinking of you daily..

10 Things That Sidetrack A Good Life
1. Unfinished business: Free yourself from the past by identifying and cleaning up your unfinished business. Call an end to whatever you started - a project, a diet, a feud, a commitment - by dumping it, delegating it, or doing it. 2. Ignoring the Present: Today is a result of all the Today's that came before it. A well lived present will naturally produce a wonderful future. Save a dollar today, and you'll have a dollar tomorrow. Eat 500 calories less today, and you'll lose weight tomorrow. Only what you do TODAY can affect tomorrow. 3. No Priorities: Never trade what you want at the moment for what you want most. If you just react to the next thing that gets your attention, you'll never have enough time for what is important. Don't schedule your time around your priorities. Schedule your priorities around your time. 4. Betraying yourself: Telling lies to yourself is the most hurtful form of disrespect. Write out the ways in which you have been u

5 Things You Can Do To Change Your Dating Life Today
We've all been stuck in a dating rut from time to time in our lives. Dating isn't easy and making a commitment to a guy you date is even harder. One of the most important things you can do to mend a bruised dating life is to change the way you think. It's easier said than done, but check out these tips that just may help! 1. Don't look for happiness in a man. Your self-esteem and self-worth are not, and have never been tied to a man. Are you going to think you're worthless because a guy cheated on you? No way! It's his loss if he's done that, not yours and you're still the fabulous person you were when you started dating that cheater. Does your man have a wandering eye? Does he ogle every woman that walks by? Well, guess what? Your self-esteem is not tied to that man's eyeballs. He's the one with the staring problem, not you. 2. Make a happiness list. Write down all the things in your life that make you happy that have nothing to do with a man. You'll be surprised to see how man

Things We Lost In The Fire
A while back I wrote a blog about wanting someone in my life I could lean on. Someone that would hold me up when I couldn't be strong anymore. Well I found him. Case in point: He drove eight hours to my house to be with me and meet the kids and ALL of my family. We watched the Halle Berry movie "Things We Lost In The Fire". If you have ever lost someone you should watch this movie, but be prepared it brought out a lot of emotions that I thought were long since cried out. I sobbed and sobbed, and you know what he did? He held me and wiped my tears. No one has ever done that for me before. He didn't question me, or get insecure that I was crying over a love lost. He just told me to let it out, and that he loved me. It was the best feeling in the world. I am the luckiest girl alive.

Things I Realized When Drinking.
1) Traveling 55 miles in 25 minutes? Not safe (in my case, I shouldn't ride at 110 on the freeway). 2) Green booze makes your lips turn green. 3) Sometimes when you have a headache... pills, booze, and even excercise can't cure it. Only time will. -Rafael

100 Things You Never Knew You Wanted To Know About Me
Yes, it's the "100 things about me post." Why not, right? I mean everybody else is doing it. "If everybody else jumped off a bridge…?" No, shhhh. 100.My dreams are almost always symbolic and weird--when they aren't, they scare me! 99. I'm afraid that somewhere in this list I'm going to run out of things to say and start adding in mundane facts like "my favorite color is pink" and "I like chicken." 98. I have been a bartender since May and my favorite drink to make is a margarita on the rocks, with salt. 97. My last name should be Newcomb but my Dad changed it to Fleck when I was little. 96. I have ruined more than one friendship with a guy by letting the friendship become sexual. 95. I am unbelievably impatient. 94. I have done things that you would not approve of (whoever you are.) 93. My blood type is O negative. 92. I like being inappropriate. 91. I try to surround myself with people who are smarter than me. 90. I'm not confrontational by na

Thinking
I taste salt from the sea spray upon my lips The waves bounce around like they are doing a crazy twist The white foam swirls around my feet As I walk in solitude along the beach Thinking of things that one may have been Of dreams not done, of a life not well spent The sand running between my toes Reminds me of places I've wanted to go Things I have seen ,places I shouldn't have been Of things that will come and things not as they seem Of motherhood that was lost Life and of death and of all in between The wind whispers a sweet melody in my ears Other times I hear laughter upon the air I have met bikers ,and monks in their brown cassocks Nuns ,and Fathers ( who I'm sure drank too much red wine) Race car drivers ,politicians , corporate ceo's Wanna be sugar daddies and some who just wanted ...well,you know!! For a while my life was a roller coaster road But of late I am more settled and sedate And I find that incredibly boring Yet still my lif

Thinking In The Silence
As she sits here in the silence she thinks about her past about her future about her present she wonders if it will get any better or if it will just stay the same shes so tired of the way things are she is ready for a change, shes screaming on the inside for someone to help her shes needs someone to save her from herself before its to late...shes crying on the outside but no one seems to care...maybe if she dies then maybe then they might see the torment shes been going through its tearing her apart shes suffering within herself trying to find the light trying to tell her self that everything is alright somedays she believes it will get better and everything will be ok then reality kicks in and she sees thats not the case shes screaming for someone to come help her for someone to love her to hold her to comfort her to make her feel like a person again ...she needs that so bad and its killing her.

Things I Don't Like In Guys
1. Guys shorter than me 2. Guys with ugly eyes 3. Someone with crappy taste in music 4. Those guys who are only after one thing 5. Guys who use me 6. Guys that hurt me 7. Make me cry on purpose 8. Guys who cheat on me 9. Guys who lie 10. Guys who smoke 11. Guys that drink way too much 12. Guys who cant make time to see me 13. Guys who have no care in getting to know me 14. Anyone that talks bad on my family 15. Guys that can't respect me 16. Guys that aren't going anywhere in life.. 17. Guys who can't drive 18. Guys addicted to drugs 19. Guys with no job 20. Too Emotional 21. Guys that have nothing to say 22. Been to jail 23. Been to a mental hospital 24. Tries to be something hes not 25. Beaters 26. A guy who hates every song I ever play 27. Know it alls 28. A guy who has all girls as friends 29. Someone who tries and acts single 30. Players 31. Guys in horrible bands 32. Guys with stupid jobs 33. Guys who drive ugly looking cars 34. Guys who ha

Think About This
Whatever that happens in life, happens for good.....so stop worrying about the future and forget the past. After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why these people were alive, and all the stories were just the 'L I T T L E' things . As you might know, the head of the company survived that day because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time. One of them missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change. One's car wouldn't start. One went back to answer the telephone. One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't get a taxi. The one that struck everyone was the

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm
Three U.S. soldiers die in Iraq, toll nears 4,000 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080322/ts_nm/iraq_dc Three U.S. soldiers die in Iraq, toll nears 4,000 By Mohammed Abbas 1 hour, 31 minutes ago A roadside bomb killed three U.S. soldiers in Iraq on Saturday, pushing the U.S. death toll closer to the 4,000 mark at the start of the sixth year of the war for U.S. troops. The deaths, which brought the number of U.S. soldiers killed since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003 to 3,996, came three days after President George W. Bush said the United States was on track to victory in Iraq. In an upbeat speech marking the fifth anniversary of the war, Bush acknowledged the "high cost in lives and treasure" but said a U.S. troop build-up in Iraq had reduced violence there and opened the door to a strategic victory in the war on terror. The war is a major issue in the presidential campaign, with Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton calling for an early t

Things I Get In My Shoutbox... Lmao
texascount...: hi are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? Ummmm, is it not in my name if I am single or not??? I am thinking if it says "Girlfriend of *Big E*" I would say that is my boyfriend and I am NOT single and if he could read the profile would tell him the rest lmao -------------------------------------------------- strokerace35: Are you for real? Have you read your profile? Come on... do u think it typed itself lmao Apparently he didn't since he requested an add. -------------------------------------------------- I am sure there will be more to come from the clueless ppl, or maybe this will make them think twice... ok, nevermind, it won't lol Hoping to get some good ones from the sweet hearts =-)

Things Left Unknown.
Promise me something beautiful, and I'll mince it between my fingers. Promise me your heart, and I'll take all I can in one night. You know what you've done? You know what you are? I'll tell you when the moment is right. I'll tell you after my time is up. My love is best heard on a whisper. Best expressed by gently bit lower lips. With electrified fences, and armor piercing tongues. I have a confession to make. I need to be loved. As unconditionally as I give. Can you do that for me? As your fingers evaporate in my entwined desperate hold. I'll give you anything you want. Money, jewels, gold, flesh, soul. I just might be that pathetic. Or maybe I'm waiting for you to reciprocate. She's not real. She never was. And there's no whistling dervish to teach you that lesson. Only skinned knees and spilled milk. Of broken hearts and that heavy sinking feeling. Like the weight of a thousand seas. Like the depth of her eyes when she says.

Thinking Of You
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss, fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with you forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real.

Things To Consider For 2008!
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. 3.Try to get enough sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to____ today.' 5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in 2007. 7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. 8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6. 9. Dream more while you are awake. 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan sa lmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts. 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 13. Clear the clutter f

10 Things No One Tells You About Parenthood
By Craig Playstead Everyone has seen the “what to expect during parenthood” books and articles, but they never tell the whole story. While raising kids is the most rewarding thing you will ever do in your life, and the love you feel for them is unlike anything else you’ll ever know, there are a few pitfalls nobody ever tells you about. Read on, if you dare. 1) The way you view the world changes When you bring someone into this world, things like global warming, war and women in beer ads have a whole new meaning. You start actually looking at the impact these things have, and what the world will become after you’re dead and gone. Leaving a better place for your kids and grandkids becomes more than just talk. 2) You’ll feel like a failure There will be times when no matter how hard you try, your kids are never happy. You feel you’re telling them “no” too much, constantly harping on them to clean their room, or dashing their dreams of lowering their brother down the staircas

Things Aren't Always As They Appear
So I am in the store buying diapers today which is nothing unusual.Eric is not with me most of the time when I buy them.This week the kids are on break so he was with me.I knew when I picked up the diapers someone would say or think something.When I get in line,here it comes.The lady says something about Eric and the diapers.That is when I tell her he is autistic although it's none of her business.After that she has her foot in her mouth.She tries to clean it up.Eric looks like a 5 yr old but hasn't turned 4 yet.It's not uncommon for a 3 yr old autistic child to not be potty trained.He may not be until he is 6.Who knows?We can't have a conversation with him so it's going to take some time.Anyway...It was nice to educate someone today and I think that she will think about it the next time she sees someone buying diapers

The Things We Should Have Done
It is all coming to an end now Everything is coming to an end There are only seconds left All that we were All that we are And all we were ever going to be The dreams, the hopes, the love Remember all the little things we were going to do The things we should have done The things that really matter We knew better to procrastinate But we made it all ok in our minds All the dirty little secrets All the things we would ask for forgiveness for later There is no more later Later is now Do you remember the time when you decided To turn into something you didn’t want to be To choose the easy way But you never get away There is no easy way All the mistakes you were going to make up for later Are mistakes held forever Shame on us all For all we have done So full of disgrace Choking on our own Dirty filled up hearts Shame on us all May God have mercy on us now

Things That Make You Go Duh
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the

Things Are Funny That Way
stuck between reality and my dreams not figuring out which is which reading people isn’t easy anymore and being as open as i wish i was is proving harder than i thought you never know what the next moment has in store so many times i say i failed truth is i never even tried good info for those keeping score there are things i’d like to say but fear overcomes fear from the reaction seems a little silly when i just want to offer mutual satisfaction anything else i can say its usually just me rambling on about nothing what a fine distraction

15 Things To Do At Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows whe

The Thing’s You Didn’t Know.... Written By Me
THE THING’S YOU DIDN’T KNOW.... Written by me I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT I LOVED YOU, OR THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND. I ALSO DIDN'T TELL YOU I WISH I COULD BE THERE, OR THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU. I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT MY HEART IS TRULY YOURS, OR THAT I TRULY WISH THAT THINGS COULD BE DIFFERENT. I DIDN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WOULD CHANGE THINGS IF I COULD, OR HOW MUCH I WISH THAT I WAS YOUR WIFE. I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT YOU WERE/ARE MY EVERYTHING, OR HOW MUCH I HONESTLY WANT YOU HAPPY. I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW I AM EXTREMLY HAPPY FOR YOU, OR HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO BE SUCCESSFUL. I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS AND SUSSESS IN THE WORLD. YOU NEED TO KNOW I HAD TO PUT MY FEELINGS AWAY. MAINLY YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU.

[things I Probably Haven't Announced]
1. Harvey Danger is slowly becoming my favorite and most relevant to my life band. 2. I feel the The Downward Spiral is the ultimate breakup album. From Mr. Self Destruct to Hurt (but particularly eraser and reptile). 3. I over use parenthesise (no really) and I don't fucking care. 4. Everyone EVERYONE Betrays me, except my closest family members. Trust me, if I give you the chance, you will too. Not sure if its because my fatal flaw is "I'm too nice" or if I only associate with bastards. Is it my fault or yours? I dunno, but I'm starting to come to terms with that fact. 5. I've probably been sexually assaulted on more occasions than you have. ... probably. 6. I believe we all have the ability to overcome ourselves. And the greatest dissapointment in my life is when I can't help those who won't help themselves. I feel like a failure. In the purest sense when that happens. But you know what they say You'll die what you live by. I guess in a way that means I ha

21 Things
21 Things I Want in a Lover do you derive joy when someone else succeeds? do you not play dirty when engaged in competition? do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom? do you see everything as an illusion? but enjoy it even though you are not of it? are you both masculine and feminine? politically aware? and don't believe in capital punishment? these are 21 things that I want in a lover not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom? are you funny? à la self-deprecating? like adventure? and have many formed opinions? these are 21 things that I want in a lover not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter these are 21 things I choose to choose in a lover I'm in no hurry I could wait forever I'm in no rush cuz I like being solo there are no worries and

Think Pink But Not At The Dentist And Especially When You Innocently Verbalise It.
Do you know about that feeling you get about opening your mouth at the dentist's? Nothing to do with saying "Pwaff, Phwaff, Gulp," as he asks a banal question whilst having his mitts in your oral orifice. No it is more like the realisation that you opened your mouth, said something correctly enunciated for all to hear, which should never have been asked – even in innocence. It seems you can talk about being in the Pink of health but not ask what being on sky, blue, pink cloud nine means. Not that that has anything to do with the dentist asking whether I had aches and pains which made me ‘Pwaff’ a lot. And it seems that now I am on pink-keys and my pinkies are on a matching pink mouse. So it seems that Brassy is the odd one out because of her brassy top. Good job pink matches brass or the kitchen would look totally tacky in addition to being wacky – well that would be me actually, the latter and not the former. Why the pink-keyboard and matching mouse, well that is due to'he w

Things That Make Blokes Proud Of Themselves...
Things that make blokes proud of themselves... 1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks! 5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and - as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction. 6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat over your shoulder and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" an

Things Change
You find someone to love and then all of a sudden things change. You change trying to make the other happy and yet you lose who you are. You thought the person loved you for who you are and in time learn you don't know how to make that person happy. Then you stop saying anything because it feels every time you do you've said something wrong again or done something the other doesn't like and then you feel like your life is spinning out of control. The only thing that hasn't changed is your feelings for that person. In fact I find myself loving that person more but yet feel very sad for some reason which I should be happy. My heart belongs to this person and yet I am not sure his belongs to me eventhough he says it does.

Things Happen For A Reason
There is a time and place for everything. Everything happens for a reason. These are things that I say so often to my children. They don't fully understand the concept of the meanings behind the sayings, but I do. I try my hardest to teach them to do things by thinking ahead of the consequences, the rewards, the reactions others may have and so on, and as with most children... they don't. They do first and ask questions later. I try to think of what my actions or words would do to someone or how they will feel based on my actions or words. As much as I know I can't please everyone, and at some point someone will get hurt.. I still try. I have made decisions in the past months that have hurt a few friends of mine. For this, I am deeply sorry. One person said my words hurt him so bad, that he now never wants to speak to me. I know in my heart if I had done things differently, he wouldn't be so mad. I truly hate losing a friend. I know that I can't hold back thi

100 Things All About Me
1. FULL NAME?: Ashley Maria Johnson 2. NICKNAME?: Ash 3. D.O.B?: December 29, 1989 4. P.O.B?: Washington, D.C. 5. ZODIAC SIGN?: Capricorn 6. M OR F?: Female 7. GRADE?: College Frosh 8. SCHOOL?: Villanova University 9. OCCUPATION?: student 10. RESIDENCE?: Fedigan (at the moment) 11. Yahoo SCREEN NAME?: asherdoodle 12. HAIR COLOR?: dark brown 13. HAIR LENGTH?: Medium-Long 14. EYE COLOR?: Brown 15. BRA SIZE?: 36DDD 16. HEIGHT?: 5â€™5â€ 17. BRACES?: nope never 18. GLASSES?: Nope 19. PIERCINGS?: Both ears, tragus 20. TATTOOS?: Nope 21. RIGHTY OR LEFTY?: Righty Â»Â»Â»â—My Firstsâ—Â«Â«Â« 22. FIRST BEST FRIEND?: Michelle Cunha 23. FIRST AWARD?: some sort of ribbon in 2nd grade 24. FIRST SPORT?: Soccer 25. FIRST PET?: Snoopyâ€¦a beagle of course 26. FIRST NEEDLE?: in my butt when I was a baby 27. FIRST CONCERT?: U2 28. FIRST LOVE?: Alex Esteban Â»Â»Â»â—Favorite Thingsâ—Â«Â«Â« 29. MOVIE?: The Devil Wears Prada 30. TV PROGRAM?: Lost 31. COLOR?: Pink, blue,

Thinning The List
Today I went through and thinned my friends list and 1 Family member They were all 2nd alarm hotties and dream girlz none were blocked except the Family member and that made me sad to have to do that.The very nature of their L33T groups precludes them from being a friend to anyone not part of their L33T groups,and the constant begging for rates in the bullies I dunno about anyone else but I stopped reading them so if someone needed real help or had real info it wasn't getting read and yes I did help a few out by commenting and rating but never once did they return the favor or even say thanks for taking the time to comment or rate you just read in the next Bullies "Were are my true friends" does anyone really need that much validation LMAO I hope not.So in the future if I click on a pic and its a 2nd alarm or Dream girlz (hotties by a different name) I will rate you but not fan or add

Think -- It Is Hard Sometimes...
Get all the way to the bottom of this and read John Glenn's response to Senator Metezanbaum! John Glenn (DEMOCRAT) said this ----- It should make us all think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, tell them the following: FDR (DEMOCRAT) led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .... an average of 112,500 per year. Truman (DEMOCRAT) finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... an average of 18,334 per year. John F. Kennedy (DEMOCRAT) started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. Johnson (DEMOCRAT) turned Vietnam into a quagmire. F

A Thing Of The Past
Blown this 749 With you on my mind Of When we were so free and at large (when we used to be so free and at ease) Before you buried me in these scars (before these scars were apart of me) I hate all that has become of what used to be harmless fun As I bleed from these open eyes I begin to sever the hopeless ties To have them come back twice as strong Something bout this seems very wrong Why am I so stuck On some stupid fuck Why can't I erase your beautiful face It's Nothing but bad for me Your love is a tragedy Here to take What you can't replace I will never get my fill It's not enough Like you with your pills What happened to us We used to love with out a doubt Now all we do is yell and shout. Now it's time to say goodbye As I wave through clouded eyes

The Things I Do
I have found out recently that everything in my life is based on this song. Some might take this the wrong way. But it like is says at the near end of the song. I'm tired of loosing. Yes I have somebody that wants to be with me. Spend time with me. But the fact remains that a relationship is not what right now. But the song tells me that its not just about being with somebody. I'm at a point right now that I need to figure out what is best for me. I do not want to hurt anybodies feelings. I know that i can not give somebody my everything right now. I think that is something that is right thing to do. My heart is taken by many things. All of which i can not get straight. Its not just about women. Everything in my life. Friends, women, kids, and family. I am lost. I have been lost. I have lost everything. I don't want no sympathy. I have control over my life. I let it get this way. I have to fix it. No one can fix it for me. But I think I'm done rambling. Thank you for ever

Things I Never Thought I Could Do
Things I never thought I could do I never thought I would ever feel safe. I never thought I would go back to school. I never thought I could love. I never thought of goals. I never thought of anyone. I never thought I could care. I never thought of anything. Till I met you.

Think About This
How to use the rebate As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

10 Things {some} Women Lie About
10. They come over your house and say....''Hey, can I charge my phone...................TRANSLATION........She hasn't figured out if she is going to give you any yet so she doesn't want anyone else to disturb ...moreover, she is actually TURNING off the phone while it's charging...When the phone FINALLY charges, she never turns it on..NEVER....THAT'S WHORE 101... 9. Her phone rings and she NEVER picks it up if it's a dude that she is talking to....Why , she wants you to think you're the only one....take note..dont be stupid fellas....she will pick up when its her girlfriend...THEN if she likes you......she might say ''OH, I'm chilling here with ''JOHN''...like her friend really knows who the fuck you are...FELLAS...THIS IS WHY..when you call your girl...it goes into voicemail....or she jsut doesnt pick up.....I mean think about it... 8. When your with a woman and you are getting intimate...and your ready for her to give you a piece of her mind(meaning sucking dick)...she says...'

50 Things About Me
1) Do you smoke weed regularly? Haven't touched that since I was 14 I think, have a zero drug tolerance policy. 2) Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? ROFLMAO you woulda thought I would have yesterday, but nope. 3) Who was the last person's house you went to besides your own? Parents 4) Miss someone? Miss, hmm not so much. Desire is perhaps a better choice of words. 5) What's your ex doing? Since I haven' seen or spoken to my EX in 8 years, when I showed off my new car at the time, he is probably still living at his parents trailer snorting crystal and doing construction under the table. 6) Is there something you could've done to make your last relationship work? Probably, but I thank GOD everyday that it did not for I do not think I would be blessed with what I have and how I am today. 7) Do you like someone right now? Like? Hmm, I have interest in knowing a couple of people more than I do but not sure if that is con

20 Things To Keep Her
1) Hold her hand (at the mall, grocery store, during the 10 minute wait till you get a seat at Cheesecake Factory) 2) Be affectionate (be young not immature...pick her up in your arms, kiss her from behind) 3) When you travel somewhere without her, always bring her back a present 4) Remind her why you love her ("I love you" sounds good, reminding her the reason why is infinitely better) 5) Support her dreams unconditionally and be her biggest fan 6) Whether you are married or just dating, always have a date night at least once a week (no excuses!!!) 7) Put her honour before yours (pride is much easier to regain than her confidence) 8) Always be honest and convey how you feel (be a man and take the consequences if you are wrong or err, but never lie...that's for cowards) 9) Ask her about her day (it takes 2 minutes and the rewards are forever) 10) Notice the hints 3 months out from her birthday and Christmas (she really does make it easy for you). 11) If yo

Things We Shouldn't Laugh At, But We Do...
When you really think about it, people are just terrible pieces of life. We laugh at everything that is inappropriate and shouldn't be considered funny. I am probably one of the worst. I mean I even love to watch things be destroyed! Admit it though, when you see that hurricane coming toward Florida really slowly, you want it to speed up so you can see those dumbass reporters standing outside to show you it really is windy inside a hurricane. Yeah, I didn't get that til they showed the roof flying away. But here are some of the things that YOU and most of the people you know will laugh at, shame on you. Car Karaoke Every body sings along in their car, don't deny it. It's just some people SING in their car. They are rocking out so hard they forget that they’re also on the road with other people who can clearly see them. These people, unlike in a bar, can't hear the music you are singing along to. They just see some idiot mouthing something very flamboyantly and making every one of

Things In General
Well for all who may (or may not) be interested, things here are going well (except for Joey's feet of course). My training as a manager has taken an upward swing at work. We have recently lost 2 managers so I will be getting trained a bit faster now (or so I'm told). I am hoping that it will be expidited because I feel like I'm really not learning much of anything as things stand right now. But my boss assures me that it won't be long and the "real" training will begin. I got a small raise at work a couple weeks ago and that is helping, but these trips to the hospital sure don't. Brandy and Aaron are doing well and Mary is doing ok. The boys are... well as usual very uncomunicative, but doing ok as far as I know. Hope all is well with all of you, tc and God Bless.

"thinking Of You"
"Thinking OF You" by Charles "DeAnte" Askew As I sit here alone, I'm thinking of you; I think of a love that's beautiful and true. You are my heart, my soul, and my world; I thank the heavens that you are my girl. I think of the times that you and I share; Whenever I'm with you, my cares are not there. I think of the ways that you always make me smile; I think of the ways you make my heart beat wild. I find myself constantly thinkging of you; Whenever you're gone, that's all I can do. I think of the future and see us together; We battle through tough times and all sorts of weather. I picture a house with our children and pets; I see all the things that we would never forget. You are my everything, I love you so much; I love the way you smile, I love feeling your touch. You're like the sunset; such a beautiful view. That's what I think when I'm thinking of you.

Thinkers
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.” Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired. I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Is a vege

Things We Take For Granted
Dedicated to a feeling in my heart Things We Take for Granted By Elena McDaniel Lee There are such wonderful and beautiful things that can be found on this earth Wonderful and beautiful things that one cannot put a price on their worth. From the earth, the sky and waters, to the beauty that we see And God created each and everything for you and me. But during mankind’s hustle, bustle and strife Sometimes people take it for granted, the wonders of life But if a person could set themselves free and open up their eyes They would be able to see the wonderful and beautiful things in our everyday life. When you look into the sky Do you see the birds as they fly by Do you see the clouds and the shapes that they can form Can you feel the warmth of the sun that can keep things warm Do you see t

Things Annoying Me Today
ok a few things are pissing me off today so i thought i'd rant about them here. Firstly, why do me have pics of women as there profile pic? Its jsut so wrong on so many levels. Firstly as a man, you see a pic of a woman and you go i'll click on that to see her profile, and you start reading it and find out its some bloke. WHy do it. Is it because you are gay and want loads of men to look at your profile, or is it because your so desperate for rates you need to lour men in? Secondly, if i hear one more goth saying the dress in black because they want to be different i'll scream. Why dress the same as everyother goth if you want to be different. Your jsut fitting in to a different group, looking for aceptance etc etc. If you really want to be different dress completely different. Why not try bright orange instead of black, a nice mauve maybe?

Things To Know About Me!!
Words to best describe me would be... Extremely Intuitive, good Judge of Character, Shy, Soft Spoken, Eccentric, Free Spirited , Passionate, Strong, Sensitive, Emotional, Fragile at times, Loving, Loyal, Affectionate, Sensual, Wise, Insightful, Apprecative, Blessed, and Happy!I have been through a lot in my life, but it has only made me stronger and wiser... Im a simple girl, and i enjoy the simple things in life. I LOVE the ocean, life, laughing, flowers, nature, helping people, sunny days, barbecues, tanning, swimming, fishing, shooting pool, dancing, shoppping, gardening, decorating, chocolate, thunderstorms, summer, just being outdoors, hanging out with friends, animals, scary movies, working out,and just living life in the present moment each and every day.. I prefer to be around happy, positive people who enjoy life. I will NOT tolerate people who cause drama..If you are dramatic, please stay away! Im a very open minded person. I always try to see the other persons poi

Things I Can't Stand
When you are on cam in a lounge here on fubar, I can't stand that no one looks to see if anyone else is on there and proceeds to use it themselves in turn knocking you off. I can't stand that people have no manners on fubar and they don't say goodbye to you when they are done having a conversation with you. I can't stand that other lounges send in people to spy or lure you in to where their lounge is. I can't stand that if someone "checks you out" they can't be nice enough to even rate you. I'm not asking for a fucking fu bling rate me a 1 if you must you took the time to look at my fucking profile but you can't rate me ? I can't stand that people who are "fu" taken take this shit seriously, if you really are a couple in real life that's different but if you're 2300000 kabillion miles away it makes no sense. I can't stand that I have forgotten the rest of my rant so now I have to end this.

Things I Learned Living In Texas
Living in Texas Things I learned living in Texas 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. 7. 'Jaw-P?' means 'Did ya'll go to the bathroom?' 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. 'fixinto' is one word. 10. There is no such thing as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 12. Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.' 13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'. 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work u

Thinking
Distance isn't for the fearful, it's for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don't see it nearly enough. Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad cuz I miss you I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.

Things On My Mind
have you ever just had one of those days where u just sit and think and think and the question u have to ask u cant get the answers to? or u get lies to. well it seams that i have done alot of thinking and i just cant get some things off my mind and it is killing me.startting to wonder about alot of things and im getting annoyed with everything and everyone.weather it is my job,kids,husband,the man im in love with and so on. i dont have the worlds grestest job but it is my job and i like what i do..it is just the store and i feel that everyone thinks im just wasted pace and i should quit. the kids well one aint doing good in school and dont want to be here....wants to spend all her time with her friends and i understand that is a teenanger thing . the other one well she is hatting life right now and could care less about anyone who cares about her and for the youngest well she is picking up bad habbits from her sisters and im haveing a hard time getting her to stop her shit.

Thinkin Of You
In the balcony setting on a cozy rocking chair Humming a tune and on the moon I stare Somewhere up there I picture out your face Or just an imagination flickering on my head You smile at me with love and care Only your voice I couldn't hear It's been like an ages since you left But your memories remains fresh Echoing in every corner of my world Like a shadow I can see but can't touch I love you, I miss you, I wish you're here But I know you can never be mine anymore

Think About This One
heaven and hell! do they really exist or just a state of mind? we create our own hell and heaven, just depends on how we get through what we are going through! some drink, some take drugs, some bottle it up until they explode on those that love them the most. some just let it all boil up and go to a post office or to there school and take there life along with others. IS it our upbringing, or what we see on out televisions everyday? TO TAKE A SAYING FROM A BLACK MAN BEING BEATING TO A PULP, WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG ? JUST A LITTLE SOME THING TO THINK ABOUT !

Think God Will Forgive ?
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Leroy Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try. Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle. Your Truly, Leroy Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried again. Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle? Leroy Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the

The Thinking Process Of Your Life
Secret Scrolls Newsletter Logo A Secret Scrolls message from Rhonda Byrne Creator of The Secret "How do I stop my negative thoughts?" - is a question that I have been asked many times. If you have ever asked this question then you will feel such enormous relief in knowing the answer, because it is so simple. How do you stop negative thoughts? You plant good thoughts! When you try to stop negative thoughts, you are focusing on what you don't want - negative thoughts - and you will attract an abundance of them. They can never disappear if you are focused on them. The "stop" part is irrelevant - the negative thoughts are your focus. It doesn't matter if you are trying to stop negative thoughts or control them or push them away, the result is the same. Your focus is on negative thoughts, and by the law of attraction you are inviting more of them to you. The truth is always simple and it is always easy. To stop negative thoughts, just plant good thoughts! Deliberately

Things Happen....
One day she says...text me! and gives the number. He decides heck why not........ So then it happens. He sends her a text..timid, slightly nervous...then it's there.. her response!! They text, they laugh they smile...seemingly starting a great freindship... "What do you do?" She asked... "I'm a comedian, HA no really I'm a professional Rodeo Clown, who moonlights as a Hallmark Greeting card writer..." LMFAO LOL...It's funny how friends meet and start to get to know each other! Simple, no complications, no drama, no pressure, just conversation. ************************************************ Now on to what this blog is really about! The story above is true, and really did happen...but below is what happens most often (I think) That seems so simple yet it's not always that easy. Some frinedship require much more work, to the point that one or both people feel as if they are the only one putting a real effort into the firendship. Is this fair? NO Does it happ

Things To Think About
Ever think about a perfect world Where the good man always wins And they always get the girl They fight the darkness within Do you ever wonder about a better life Where you are never empty, and everything Is just always alright, and there's no strife You could walk in sunlight and the joy it brings Knowing you're in the right place Time seems to stand so still Nothing seems to be erased And you are always thrilled No more suffering, no more tears Only happy times and golden hours Just enjoyment in life without fear The fraility of life, is no more soured It's almost like heaven Only we don't have angels wings We are step in step, we are the forgiven And we live in the love it brings Look in a mirror Search all of your soul Is it getting clearer Do you fell whole Maybe not, but all we can do is try Better and better everyday Nothing can stop us, so don't you cry Just tell me what to say http://fubar.com/user/1713654

20 Things Women Should Know About Men
Listen up, ladies! Men love it when you: 1. Have the ability to tease, be playful and take a joke 2. Know that men are not, in fact, from Mars, and women are not from Venus 3. Wear our T-shirts and boxers 4. Call us out of the blue (if we're dating; not if we're practically strangers) 5. Kiss creatively 6. Have a social conscience and enjoy a good debate 7. Have an easy-going attitude about watching or participating in athletic events occasionally 8. Are comfortable leading the whole way in bed 9. Ask for advice about non-stereotypically male stuff (yes, guys usually know what CD player to buy, but we like to be taken seriously about other things too) 10. Are charming and thoughtful to his mother 11. Can hold up your hair using only a pencil 12. Are sexy and smart at the same time -- for example, you do the Sunday crossword wearing a pair of flirty pajamas 13. Have the ability to remind us what gifts you like, without implying an obligation 14. Have a spirit of independ

3 Things.. From Sasquatch
3 names you go by: 1) Karoline 2) Mom 3) Blondie 3 things you are wearing right now: 1) white ankle socks 2) light blue sweater 3) blue and grey yoga pants 3 things you want in a relationship: 1) Respect/trust 2) Attention 3) Passion/great sex 3 of your favorite things to do: 1) Drive aimlessly on warm summer nights.. T-tops off.. radio on.. hand in hand. 2) Photography. Mostly nature pieces.. I'd love to get really good. 3) Be online.. For surveys, ordering free samples, chatting with friends and family.. 3 things you did last night: 1) Made pumpkin bread with my son 2) Watched the newest My name is Earl 3) Mailed out a couple things 3 things you ate today: 1) Iced coffee? 2) 3) 3 people you last talked to: 1) Sean 2) messaged Tiff back 3) messaged Wendy 3 things you're doing tomorrow: 1) Laundry.. when am I not? 2) Hanging out with my kids & Sean 3) gaming? 3 longest car rides: 1) Boston to L.A. 2) Se

Think Who Gives You That Freedom To Speak!
For those of you who follow my blogs know about the organization I recently became involved with known as Operation Injured Soldier. I recently received a forward from Mr. Tony Covell, the man who founded OIS. This was a comment left on our website, www. injuredsoldiers. org. He did not however post it anywhere on the site but did forward it to all of our members email addresses and I just felt compelled to share this wonderful bit of insight with all of you. Bare in mind that Operation Injured Soldier is a non-profit organzation dedicated to our injured soldiers and veterans. The men and women who gave so much for our country and suffered tremendous trauma as a result of their sacrifices and dedication to duty and country. This was the comment: You guys went to Iraq to injure and kill innocent people. I am so happy that you lost your limbs and lives. Nobody in the world symphasizes with you trashes. You paid prices for what you have done to the innocent people in

Think About These Little Words
To all the men and guys out there who think there just doing whats best to take a break and sort things out and just never end up coming back to all those girls that hurt right now i feel the pain you have right now because you wait each day for those words that you hope your relationship will be repaired to every couple thats today this moment don't ever take each other for grated because you never know if something will go wrong because you never no what true love is until it's really, honestly gone....

Thinking.............
Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought I'd doubt you, I'm better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces. I'm spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for me. Well,

Thinking
Okay so I have been wondering how it is that people drift apart...is it like a all of a sudden thing or does it happen over time? Is it something you secretly want or is it something that just kinda sneaks up on you an you don't even notice till its to late? BC when I think about it I use to love him more then anything...so how could I go from loving someone so much to only wanting friends...the changes even show in his face...an his eyes...when I look close I can see it. He says he still loves me the same but its not in his eyes an your eyes don't lie. I don't think it will hit him till I am gone....I am the type of person where I am all for second chances but I gave him another chance an nothing has changed...NOTHING. It all started when I quit my job...the secrets the anger ....all of it...an now after telling him how his words an actions hurt...I have givin up...I tryed an thats all I can do...I cant be the only one who changes. I am not gonna lie I do cry when I think about us no

"things Overheard On Noah's Ark"
10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?" 9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!" 8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?" 7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?" 6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!" 5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!" 4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!" 3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out." 2. "Nice Doggie!" AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK..... 1. "Are We There Yet?"

25 Things You’ll Never Hear In The South
1. Let's wash the car. 2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? 3. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 4. You can't feed that to the dog. 5. That's enough ketchup on those eggs. 6. No kids in the back of the pickup! 7. Wrasslin's fake. 8. That Civil War documentary was excellent. 9. That aroma? I'm baking fresh bagels. 10. I've got a problem with people who still fly the Confederate flag. 11. Here are my keys, I'm too drunk to drive. 12. Baby... Those jeans are too tight. 13. Don't tie it on top of the car. 14. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 15. Trim the fat off that steak. 16. Why'd you cut the sleeves off your t-shirt? 17. Don't spray primer there... 18. Put that dog on a leash! 19. New York City's an ideal place to vacation. 20. My mobile home is clean AND storm proof. 21. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 22. I wouldn't drive an American make if you paid me. 23. I ain't riding with you unless both headlights work. 24. It's January

101 Things To Do While At Walmart
101 Things to do while at walmart I found this while searching online and thought it was funy tell me which ones you all have done 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see wha

9 Things I Want To Know About You!
1) do you shower in the morning or at night? 2) what is your favorite salad dressing? 3) do you prefer a car or truck? 4) paper or plastic? 5) hamburger or hot dog? 6) credit or debit? 7) do you have any body piercings/tattoos? 8) have you ever colored your hair? 9) have you ever tepee'd a house?

Think Of Those Who Love You"
Think of Those Who Love You" If someone should hurt you and say a thing unkind... Remember what I write to you and keep these thoughts in mind. For everyone who makes you cry, there are three to make you smile... And a smile will last a long, long time, but a tear just a little while. Don't let someone who hates the world cause you to hate it too... Behind the clouds is a Golden sun, and a sky that's full of Blue. If someone said a thing that's cruel, don't let it get to you... Your achievements are greatly numbered and your faults are very few. So if a certain person should act a certain way, Think of those who love you and don't let it spoil your day! There are those who believe, so the story is told, That at birth you receive your own Angel to hold. You come into this world on a wing and a prayer, And throughout your lifetime, she'll always be there. A Guardian Angel who will guide what you do, Her pure essence of love sen

Thinking Out Loud
The longer I am left alone with thoughts,the easier it is to start believing them. One thing I have rolled over and over in my mind is... sacrifice. Who would,if they could ...make one all in the name of "love" And I dont mean a sacrifice like giving your last piece of chocolate away(although this would be a huge sacrifice for me lol) I mean the kind of sacrifice that is made without regards to "thinking" about it too much and just DOING it.All because..your heart tells you to. I believe in old fashioned love.When it never used to be just a word that fell from one mouth to another,and on cue. Seems to me these days,it is said too easily with nothing more than two vowels of feeling behind it. I like to think that there is still the ol kinda love out there,that is strong and doesnt run at the first glitch in a relationship,doesnt falter when its tested by everyday ups and downs(because there are flippin heaps). I like to believe its still FREE and without stri

Things I'm Learning
as we get older, we take experiences in our hands and hearts and they change us. sometimes it makes a person bitter. sometimes it makes a soul weary. most of the time it just aches so deep inside that it feels like we’ll never be whole again. i’ve learned that there are precious few people who can take their pain and use it to create a greater good. in a world that is steady trying, every second of every day, to make us graceless and without honor, it is up to the survivors to carry the torch of love and respect. there is so much more than meets the eye...so be careful of your words and actions, because someone’s heart just might be in your teeth. you can crush things you’ll never see, and the only loss will be that you were unable to see...not what you crushed. the magic of a survivor is that they can be crushed and still come up breathing, fighting, living, loving. every experience makes us stronger and better able to see the world with clarity and dignity. i’ve been called

Things About Me.....
Things about me. 1) im friendly with everyone and treat everyone the way i want to be treated. 2) I do have a past, some im proud of and others that im not. but who doesnt 3) I hate those that wont at least try to do something on their own, before begging from others. 4) I am a private person. 5) I am an independant person and dont like to be told who my friends or and I dont like stalker all that much. In fact i have had one for about 2 years now. Stalkers are very demanding and will use threats about telling ppl about a persons past and try and ruin anything they have, even try and manuplate things where it looks like they are the victim always when they are infact the one that starts things with others. They will call you at all times of the night and day,. they dont care if you have a life or not. or if you choose to spend time with your family. They have to always be in the mix and always up in your business.

Things
Lots of things are changing around my house.... I haven't been online as much as I used to be... In some ways that's good and in others I feel like I've deserted some of my friends. For many years the net has been where my friends were, after we moved from Michigan this was the only link I had to other people that I felt I knew in some small way. We were so isolated in Kansas and everyone I knew {3 people} had lives of their own and I felt like I was intruding. So I turned to the internet... Since we have moved to Kentucky, I have made more friends outside the net, as well as being coser to my family. It makes a difference, I'm not having the anxiety attacks near as bad, and I'm getting my life back on track. I start a new Job on Tuesday... I'm going back into an area that I have avoided for the last few years, mainly becaise I was confident enough in myself to think I could handle the resposibilities that go with the job, and all the dr apts and stuff with my kids. I'm s

Thinking Too Damn Much.....
well ever since i left my job at pizza hut a couple of weeks ago ive had alot on my mind. a 2 weeks before i quit i had my miscarriage and ive been depressed from it and now im on hormones and it makes it worse. and ever since i started the hormones ive been really moody and irritable and depressed cause all im able to do at the moment is think bout everything goin on. its horrible. but if its the price i have to pay to be able to have a child then im willing to do it. and i have to start goin to mental health for it all. but this guy has taken me out a few times is behind me all the way. at least i have that much. but ive gotten to the point to where i dont care bout nething ne more. and that just aint me. last nite i had an old friend tell me that im nothin like i used to be. i might still have some of my willpower but ive lost some of it and everything else. and ive realized that and i hate it. i used to be a strong independant woman and now here i am on the verge of a nervous break

29 Things To Make You Smile
29 things to make you smile TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the- room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: Tha

20 Things Men Do Wrong -
20 things men do wrong - 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair.

Things I Have Learned
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED I've learned That you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned That no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned That it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned That it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned That you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned That you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. I've learned That it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it, but do the best you can do. I've learned That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned That no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want

Thinking About My Dad!
My Dad is dying of panceras cancer and spreading rapidly. I know the Lord is watching over him. I know he will be in a better place where he can breathe well. He is a amazing guy! He adopted when I was 2yrs from Siagon Vietnam. He put mke under his wing. I want everyone to put my Dad in your prayers! I love you Daddy and always will!

Thinking
well here i am once again writing my lil heart out! lol. well my cousin casey has been on my mind alot here latley and i can truthfully say i miss her so much. i ran to her with everything with problems heart aches all of it. and i catch myself tryin to call her and relize damn i cant call her. i wish heaven had a phone because best belive i would be callin her everyday!she was like my sister but i know she is in a better place. im tryin to find a job!! as soon as my fed taxes come back im gettin a new tattoo i cant fuckin wait!!! im gettin it on the back of my neck. hell yeaz lol shit i worked hard for that money so im gonna spend it how i want!! well im out i am going to play with my new puppy!!

Things About Me
well i really dont know how this works i an just trying something out i am a 32 wm and there are things about me that i would to tell ppl but yet i dont everybody to know at the same time. so if you read this and you would like to know what it is that is on my mind please feel free to send a nessage and after i look over your profile i will let you know if i would like you to know what it is. Because see i have real life friends and family on here that i do want to them to know what these things are so that is why i thought i would try this

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved

4 Things!!!
Four jobs I have had in my life 1. Dishwasher 2. Sales clerk 3. Case Manager 4. QMRP Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Mr. Holland's Opus 2. Cruel Intentions 3. Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Dazed and Confused Four places I have lived: 1. Plymouth, IN 2. Goshen, IN 3. No more 4. Four TV shows that I watch: 1. American Idol 2. Biggest Loser 3. Ghost Whisperer 4. House Four places I have been: 1. Lake Havasu City, AZ 2. Las Vegas, NV 3. Naples, FL 4. Cleveland, OH Four people who email me (regularly): 1. My distant cousin in Texas 2. Keri 3. Jodi 4. Carolina Four of my favorite foods: 1. Alfredo 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Popcorn 4. Shrimp Four places I would rather be right now: 1. Dead 2. Sleeping 3. Driving somewhere exciting 4. Here Four people I think will respond: 1. Jedi 2. Drew 3. Duckie mebbe 4. I dunno Four things I am looking forward to this ye

4 Things
Four jobs I have had in my life 1. Dishwasher 2. Carpet installer 3. Carnie 4. Grocery Store Clerk Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Boondock Saints 2. Lord Of The Rings 3. Nightmare on Elm Street (3) 4. The Wall Four places I have lived: 1. Aurora, CO 2. Cleveland, OH 3. St. Paul, MN 4. St. Louis, MO Four TV shows that I watch: 1. Dexter 2. CSI 3. Cold CAse Files 4. House Four places I have been: 1. Winchester, VA 2. Chicago, IL 3. Tampa, FL 4. Cleveland, OH Four people who email me (regularly): 1. Your Mom 2. Your Dad 3. Your Dads BF 4. Your Dads BF's Tranny Lover Four of my favorite foods: 1. Pizza 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Sushi 4. Shrimp Four places I would rather be right now: 1. Dead 2. Sleeping 3. Driving somewhere exciting 4. Here Four people I think will respond: 1. 2. 3. 4. I dunno Four things I am looking forward to this year: 1. Mov

4 Things...
Four jobs I have had in my life 1. Park Ranger 2. General Manager of Papa Johns Pizza 3. Teenage Drug Counselor 4. General Manager of a Pet Store Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Any Saw Movie 2. Road Trip 3. Butterfly Effect 4. Old School Four places I have lived: 1. Pittsburgh, PA 2. Morgantown, WV 3. Wheeling, WV 4. Forest County, PA Four TV shows that I watch: 1. Simpsons 2. Chapelle Show 3. Sportscenter 4. Hannity & Colmes Four places I have been: 1. Cleveland, OH 2. Baltimore, MD 3. Panama City, FL 4. Cancun, MX Four people who email me (regularly): 1. Kristy 2. 3. 4. Four of my favorite foods: 1. Crabs 2. Lobster 3. Bacon 4. Bacon Four places I would rather be right now: 1. Beach 2. Vegas 3. Amsterdam 4. Jamaica Four people I think will respond: 1. Kristy 2. Beauty 3. Turtle 4. Stacie Four things I am looking forward to this year:

A Thing Of Beauty - Auction Results
A THING OF BEAUTY - AUCTION WINNERS Won by Memoire with a 3 day blast. Won by Fireforeman with 462,918 fubucks, and a 3 month VIP. Won by Double with 200,000 fubucks and a VIP. Won by Miss Crys with a bling pack. Won by Spazzzz with 600,000 fubucks. Won by Jak with 5 bling packs. Won by bm310 with 211,000 fubucks. Won by Hypnotic Starr with 2 Happy Hours, a 30-day blast, and a bling pack. Won by DJ Marine with 500,000 fubucks.

Things Looking Up!
I am so excited. Some of you have followed WOLFE and my romance for 11 months already! We are happier than ever and have a wonderful relationship! Michael has been without his Driver's License for 6 years now. THAT was the only reason for him not relocating to me. Now he has a hearing date with the Secretary of State for May 8th. We are both so happy! It finally is going to happen. He should be here in June to live! I cannot be anymore excited over this! I truly love him... and can't wait for him to be with me! Please keep him in your thoughts on May 8th! He needs all the support he can get. Words of encouragement would also be appreciated! Thank you to those who respect us, that we are a couple on here... and do not cross those lines!

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

The Things Little Kids Say!!
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Thinking Of You !!!
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do

Thinking
to constantly want someone with everything you are is a burning desire compared to passion deep with in your soul something burns so bright so ferocious and furious despite the warnings you recieve deep in your heart you know its not lust but something much deeper it squeezes the air right out of your lungs it makes the hair stand on your neck it makes your knees feel week and want to buckle its the need of a soft body the rush of a hard chess pressed against the softness of my breast the hot passionate whispers the tender caresses the tingling of your warm tongue against the nape of my neck the pondering hands so big and yet so soft willing and searching for a way to stroke my fires granting all favors big and small not letting an inch of skin exscape your mounting passions of sexual hunger that is my constant passion.

The Things I Love With A Passion
I rock and roll with passion I talk out my soul with a passion I eat good food with passion I defeat bad mood with a passion I sleep well with passion I weep hell with a passion I dream endlessly with passion I gleam ceaselessly with a passion I aim for money with passion I do the same for honey with a passion I listen carefully with passion I glisten dutifully with a passion I search for fame with passion I research to blame with a passion I walk everyday with passion I talk and play with a passion I embrace life with passion I face nightlife with a passion I laugh out with passion I chaffe about with a passion I cook with others with passion I look at mothers with a passion I touch gently with passion I clutch tightly with a passion I work hard with a passion I rock mad with a passion I gear up goals with passion I stir up roles with a passion I make friends with passion I take weekends with a passion I love kissing with pas

Think About This...
Think about this... ~ If I happened to show up on your doorstep crying, would you care? ~ If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? ~ If I had one day left, to live my life would you be part of that last day? ~ If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without FRIENDS.

Things We Should Know
I Wish I Knew Now What I Knew Then It hasn't always been so hard for us to express our true feelings. When we recover what we once knew, we open ourselves up to a whole new vista of relationship possibilities. Once upon a time, long, long ago, men knew how to express their true feelings. And, women did too. That was in an era when parents took time to be with us, as children, to hold us and carry us around, on their bodies. When we were upset, we expressed it and our parents understood. When we were hungry, they could tell, and responded. When we were rambunctious, our feelings were put up front over our parents' need for quiet, or for adult conversation. Along time ago, we knew how to express these true feelings. And others knew what those feelings meant. We were understood. As the centuries passed, the needs of the adults took priority. Adult activities, with other adults, got more attention. They invented things like cribs and strollers, and we children lost that hu

Things That Make U Go Hummmmmmmmmm!!!
joni -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com The porno of Joni's life will be called ... "Black and Blue Erotica" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com You are 66% easy You are easy. You like sex… a lot. You do have some reservations about who you do it with though. Only the hottest of the hot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Cucumber! You are definitely kinky, and clearly the cucumber has many alternate uses. So why not bring one into the bedroom and see where it takes you. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your Sex Sign is... You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying. Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride. No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do

A Thing Of Beauty - Auction Now Open - Look Inside!
A THING OF BEAUTY In honor of Mother's Day, I am happy to share with you some of the lovliest women on Fubar! Bidding is now open, and will remain open until May 10th Two of the participants below will receive prizes of 100,000 fubucks. Those will be the woman with the highest rating average, and the woman with the highest number of rates. Should the same woman have both the highest average and highest number of rates, she will receive 200,000 fubucks. All participants reserve the right to refuse any bid or bidder at any time, and may also increase their offers via photo comment should the need arise. I believe that a woman of any age is a thing of beauty! Take a moment, and please consider bidding on one or more ladies of your choice. Serious bidders only, please!

A Thing Of Beauty Auction Open
Hello everyone come check out my auction and feel free to bid !! You can find it here! Also if you can just one rate on this picture would be great even if your not bidding! Hopigalerin

Thinking Of Him
Thinking Of Him Every night when I close my eyes, I drift to sweet dreams of you. I imagine the taste of your lips, the feel of your hands in mine, and suddenly I'm strong yet weak from my need for you. And when you hold me close, and look into my eyes as you whisper how much you love me, I'm carried gently to the clouds. Your love makes me feel so alive and proud of the person I am when I'm with you. Yet when the stars fade as dawn breaks, you kiss me goodbye at the door, and I awake needing you even more than I did the day before. I'm missing you badly, and I wish you were here. But though you're far away, in my heart you'll stay. I'll never quit wishing that you were here beside me, but until that day, I've only to dream about you, and I escape to that place in my heart, where we're never apart.

Things And People Change
I have been through a 10 year relationship, and for the past 2 1/2 years it has been nothing but pure hell. We were so in love at one point he bought me an engagement ring... so I thought. What happened to be come of it, well... He thought I was to inherit money and a house when my father past away, and well it DIDN'T HAPPEN. He kept giving me excuses of why we couldn't get married, like "well, you know I have been married twice before and you have never been, it is a whole different world." Or, "Let's wait til we have less debt." What the fuck... everyone is this world has debt, and everyone has either been married before or not. There were so many excuses I stopped wearing the engagment ring... and started giving him excuses of why I wasn't wearing it. Like, "I have lost weight and it falls off." Or, "I would rather not wear it to work, I am a nurse and I might scratch a patient or loose the stone." And so on. Well, then he and I decided to start swinging about 4 years ago. That was

10 Things About Me
ok this isw how this works. if you want to do it you have to put ten things that most people dont know about you. 1.) im 6"4' and 215 ibs 2.) i use to be a Millitary cop in the NAVY 3.) im scared to fight people some one always gets hurt 4.) i love games that has cars, guns, or sports 5.) i like any type of music but country 6.) i love working on computers i fix them or tell people over net how to fix them 7.)im a rely sweet guy that is just misjudged all the time 8.) i have two dogs, two water turles, ns one rat 9.) i currntly like a girl dont know if she knows it are not 10.) i have a told of less then 20 frinds

Things I Miss
A warm hug and a soft, gentle kiss Holding hands over dinner Looking into each other's eyes and realizing perfection exists right across the table. Walking hand in hand Tension rising as we arrive at my front door Passionate kisses as the door opens and we fall inside Laying on the bed exchanging kisses and nibbles and warm, loving looks Sweet, beautiful words.."I want you, I need you, I love you" The feeling of lace against my fingertips as I lower her underwear to her ankles slowly, and then pull them off. The sccent of her perfume as I inch closer to her, slowly kissing up her legs. Looking into her eyes... shy smiles biting my lower lip, watching her bite hers, in anticipation of what's to come next. Moments of passion and intensity. Wrapping ourselves up in eachother in every way imagineable. Orgasms so draining we can only fall asleep in each others arms afterward, completely speechless, yet completely contented. Knowing it will all happen again. These are the

8 Things She Hates About You
Don't know why she's angry? Now you do... By Lisa Jones, Men's Health The biggest fight in my relationship has been replayed more times than Beyoncé's tumble in Orlando. It usually happens something like this: First, after 3 or 4 hours of silent abuse by me, my boyfriend starts to suspect something's up. "I know you're annoyed," he says. "What did I do?" "You didn't do anything," I say. "It's fine, whatever. I'm not annoyed." "Just tell me." This goes on for hours until I finally blurt it out: "You didn't introduce me when we ran into that guy you work with! And why do you need to go out to brunch with your ex?" Then I feel silly for letting such small things bother me, and we laugh and roll around on the bed and all is right again in our world. But he raises a good point: Most of the time he has no idea of what sets me off. Which is why I've prepared this handy inventory of things men tend to do that we tend to find annoying. If you study up, you'll be able to stop r

Things That Make Me Go Hmmmmm
I logged on just a bit ago and saw this in my Shoutbox "misterak &...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive." So, I checked out his page and read up on his blogs. And, I asked myself.. "Where, in looking at my profile, did this guy come up with the idea that I'd be interested in being submissive to anyone? Let alone a perfect stranger who lives in Germany?" Now, maybe he just thought I looked pretty. (hahaha) or maybe the expression on my face in my pic led

Things I Don't Understand
Why do they call it a freeway when our tax dollors pay for it? That ain't really free. Why is it I can watch a really gory movie while eating and not have an upset stomach? Yet if I were to see something like that for real it would make me ill. Why is it when you're at work you never can find a manager when you need one, yet when you don't need one they're right there breathing down your neck? Why is it some of the people you work with can get away with shit yet if you do it, you're either suspended or worse yet fired? Why don't your own farts stink but everyone elses do? Why do people bitch about wrestling being fake when these same people will watch movies and enjoy them? Why can't I get the most annoying song out of my head(Drop It While It's Hot)? Why can't people remember Elvis for being a great singer and not some overweight drug addict?

10 Things You Don't Say To A Cop
Things You Don't Say to a Cop The Top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over: 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us d

"thinking Of You"
I'm thinking of you today... thinking of how much i miss you and wishing you was with me, I'm thinking about the closeness we share and all the good times we've spent together. Of course memories will never be as good as having you at my side but they help me feel a little closer to you, while we are apart. I can't imagine anything.... I'd enjoy more, than being with you right now... because everything in my life has meaning when I'm sharing it with you. You're SO important to me, and that's a feeling; that neither time nor distance will ever change. When we're apart,I realize even more how much I APPRECIATE YOU! how happy i always am when we are together; I remember how happy you was too.... That BEAUTIFUL SMILE. I'm wishing for that same kind of happiness today. I want to share in that beauty with you once again... Because I care so much about you. Please remember that... and as you go about your day, Please REMEMBER, Too.... How much "I LOV

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm
RATTLE YOUR BRAINS A LITTLE If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The

Things I Firmly Believe
that the other woman is always sexier than the girl friend/wife jager is evil as mae west once said, "a man in the house is worth two on the street" (that goes double for girls) that sex is an art that bunnies are cute that the nineties were the pinacle of civilization that men on fubar need to come up with more original dirty come ons (not all, just most) the only thing better than big breasts is bigger breasts (yes, i credit marty with that one) that karaoke is way more fun drunk that old street is the best bar around here that salma hayek is the most beautiful woman who ever existed that tarot cards can be uncanny, even when the reader has no clue what the fuck she is doing what do you believe? let me know (i'm sick of writing blogs with no comments)

Things That Make You Think A Little
things that make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the Month of January. That's just one American city, About as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq When some claim that President Bush shouldn't Have started this war, state the following: A. FDR led us into World War II. B. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .. An average of 112,500 per year. C. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... An average of 18,334 per year. D. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attackd us. E. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. An average of 5,800 per year. F. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin La

Things Are Looking Up
Hello all, Some more good news for a change, I was FINALLY able to get my cast off yesterday on my arm, and wow does that feel sooooooo much better than before. They have me in a removable splint that he wants me to wear for two more weeks, and slowly start to take it off and gradually start to use my arm/wrist again and occasionally take it off and gently begin to move the wrist around to get the bones moving/joints to loosten up again and see him again next month for final x-rays, unfortunatly I wont have cobra insurance next month but will hopefully have a job by then with benifits so I can get the last exam done to make sure everything is healed up ok but so far he is still amazed at my progress and rest of bones healing up way ahead of what they originally thought. I still have eye doctors appt and plastics/ct scan yet to do this month, the eye dr should be able to determin the progression of the Best's Disease and the CT/Plastic surgeon should be able to determine if my do

Things That Touch So Deep It Hurts!
I received a message on MySpace from a total stranger. I never click on someone's profile before reading what they've wrote to me. For some reason today I did. The first thing I noticed when I got to this page was the blogs. Random Acts of Kindness was the title of one. I was drawn to it. I know that God works in mysterious ways. For if I'd read the message first, I would have never click on this gentlemans page. Here is what the blog said...... August 20, 2007 - Monday Random Acts of Kindness Random Acts of Kindness!!! I was watching a commercial the other night after getting home late....I watch too much TV, yes I know. The gest of the commercial was when we see other people performing a random act of kindness it encourages those who see it to respond in a like manner and assist others where we can. The funny thing is that about 20 years ago it was just part of life to be kind to others and help out where we could. In this day and time everyone is so busy worrying a

Things I Want
Every once in a while I've had enough and just need to scream, even if no one else agrees or listens. So please don't take offense - I'm just getting some things off my chest. I want... - Tom Cruise and Al Gore set in orbit in a capsule to ward off hostile aliens looking for planets with intelligent life. - Network "Reality" TV shows to come with a disclaimer - "The following program will insult the intelligence of anyone over 10 years old. Be advised, the next hour contains only about 5 minutes of original material, the rest of the time being filled with teasers, replays, and commentary on the aforementioned." - Prior to the late 20th century there were only three recorded instances of persons with multiple personalities. Now every psychologist knows a few. Let's work on that one! - I want people to be held accountable for their own self! That's your one responsibility, from now on! Your kid breaks a window and you fix it, you get sick eating something you shouldn't,

58 Thingssssss.
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? I love it. I think it's the sweetest thing ever, and yes way cute. 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Short party dress! I'm not a fan of poof. 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Be shocked. I didn't know guys still did stuff like that! And I would be touched. =) 4. Group dates or single dates? Singleeee. 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Nah, it happens. 6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? No. I don't like them. Blood Diamonds are no bueno!! 7. Is your hair up or down today? Downnnnn. 8. Do you straighten your hair? Mmmhmmm. But I let it do it's natural curly thing most of the time. 9. Favorite mascara? Don't have one. 10. Do you get your nails done? I use to. It's too much money basically thrown out the window. 11. Small or la

Things Not To Say At A Job Interview
** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. ** Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.' ** Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. ** Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes' ** Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier. ** Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor. ** Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job. ** Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving. ** Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up. ** Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.' ** Upon walking into the office for first time a

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It is really funny that sometimes when life gets you down, you end up with a renewed faith...maybe not in people, but in yourself or in God. I have had a lot of things thrown at me lately with work, family and friendships. I have learned who I can trust and who I can't. I have learned to pray more, hope more and trust my judgment. I have learned that actions speak volumes over words. I have also learned that maybe I won't always be the fat girl. I am at a point where I am realizing that I am as beautiful on the outside as I am on the inside and that anyone who makes me question that is not worth my time. That doesn't mean that I am a stuck up bitch, it just means that I am still me, I just have a new confidence that I deserve. I have a job at which I am very good. I have an intelligence that is growing. Despite having many dreams taken away, I have hopes for the future and even though some I won't achieve, some I will. I don't give up on people that I love. I have new opportunitie

Things You Can Learn From Your...dog
We fill our days meeting work deadlines, maneuvering in traffic, and grocery shopping. What are priorities among canines? This is a real gem. Pass it along to your dog-loving friends! Run, romp, and play daily. If you want what lies buried, dig until you find it. When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Take naps and stretch before rising.

Things Change
just like everything else in life. Falling apart and going away faster and faster untill everything just leaves and doesnt come back ever again. You see everyone around you happy and then there you are stuck in this black box where no one can ever see you and understand and actually really care. Have you ever wondered if there are places out there that are blocked from seeing? What if those blocked spaces could actually prove something that really exists? What if those blocked spaces have the meaning of life for everyone? Why god takes people away from one another, maybe that meaning is in one of those blocked spaces? What if those spirts are blocked and they have news or they want to help solve the mystery of somones death and they can not get out? What if there are real life people int hose blocked spaces that want out but no one really knows that they are there? But what if there was just one signal person that does realize those blocked spaces are there and trys to let them

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1) Paid bills... I should have and I will but goddamn if I just didn't feel like doing it today...it sucks when every ounce of your money goes...just like that, so what if maybe I wanted to hold onto it for one more day?.. 2)Exercised... taking today off sucked. I didn't want to but b'cuz my workout partner had an all important "work related" date...I was lazy and took the day off...now...I'm feeling guilty. Back at it tomarrow for sure! 3)NOT gone to my hair stylist!... she didn't do shit for my hair and being the perfectionist that I am I spent half the day scrutinizing her lack of artisitic ability...or should I go further to say "talent?" $125 bucks later and my hair looks exactly the same minus 1/4 inch from what it did when I walked in.. 4)Had Sex... I just had to throw that in there, laughable as it may be...I think I should have sex everyday! Then maybe I wouldn't be so fucking uptight! 5)Clean my house... I do it enough, as I should've today, but it's not

Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do.
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the pe

Things Could Be Worse
The next time I feel bad about my pathetic life all I need to do is watch this video and think how things could be worse. It brings me to tears every time I see or hear the song on the radio. My brother is in Iraq right now. I will be glad when this war is over! Letters Home from the Garden of Stone

Things You Should Know
HEEEELLOOOOOOO! Attention all special people...here's a cliff note version of the about me... I don't want to have sex with you...get your dog or cat to lick your balls, your ass smells like shit and so do your armpits. I'm typically pretty laid back. I have my pet peeves just like everyone else. I joke around a lot and I like meeting people that do the same. Here, it's easier if I explain who I don't want to meet or be "friends" with. I don't want to meet any assholes. I have one already and that's just fine for me. If you are a guy and your profile pic is of you in a speedo, consider it denied. Men in speedos = not attractive. No pedophiles, no people that are into bestiality and most certainly none that are into defecating onto one another need apply. Yes, I know I have "purdy" lips. No, you cannot kiss them. There are a few things that need to be explained that I thought were common sense. The problem being that common sense isn't so common. So, enough with

Thinking
I have been sitting here and doing some thinking . I know there are certain people that will not like my decision but its not them that has to live what choices I make. I am thinking of trying to accomplish the things I NEVER accomplished . I am thinking of going back and getting my GED , and then maybe getting some samll degree, I know the choices are limitless, but I do love a good challenge . There are certain people I know that consider me a lazy no account bum , but where do they have the right to judge me when they don't even work . The way I see things I maybe disabled to a point but I have NEVER let my disability slow me down . The way I see it is the only disabilities , people have are the ones they put one themselves . I have accomplished more than most people with learning disabilities ( there I said what my diability is ) , but I have not slowed down one bit . As my family has said and mean it I have not let anyone or ything get in my way . Maybe

Things So Far
Having Mike here has really helped in a lot of ways already adn this is going on his 4th day here. So far I've only broken down once and that was cause of a song that I had him listen to. We had a small talk the first night he was here and it just blows me away you know? I mean we're always going through the same shit at the same time. He and I are so much alike on the inside too. We've both been through so much in life and the only real difference is that he's a lot stronger on the inside than I am. But already I've been more focused on my life. I still think about her and sure it still rages the LIVING FUCK out of me cause of all the bullshit, but it doesn't drag me down as much as it was before. I don't break down about it at least. Be a lot more talks about shit. I know I've had my problems and some of it I can't help since it is inherited from my dipshit of a father. Thanks a lot Joel you worthless piece of shit. Just one more thing in your shittyass legacy for me to d

Thinking
Once upon the shadow of the foreskin of life, deep within the garden in the womb of wisdom, there stands a young man, confused..poking..licking and smelling....searching for suitable soil for the sowing of his seeds. What life is such when love be so elusive? Confusion. Check! Not mate. Hi there--want a taste? Just let it melt on your toungue...dont spit it out! Dont spit! For it's all you get. Now..off you go with love's sweets lingering still on the edge of your tongue. I told you not to eat from the tree. I love, ...oh yes, more than I could have imagined. So beautiful. So frightening. I love still I love

Things That Irritate Me...
This is just a place where I am going to place a few of the things that have been irritating me over the last couple of weeks. It will probably irritate other people that I put this up, and most likely infuriate some people that read it. But that is okay. There is one thing above all that irritates me more than anything in this world. Liars. I despise people that lie to my friends. Users. I despise people that use other people and then toss them off like so much garbage. I know a few people like this. And they irritate me. So that is the top two. Now for the one that I will most likely write the most about. And the one that irritates me more than anything else. People in the military that use the fact that they went to Iraq or Afghanistan as an excuse for everything. Or use the uniform to get something from someone that they have not earned. First of all, if you are not traveling on official orders, you shouldn't be wearing the uniform at all while you are traveling. Un

Things
So once again the Jesters mind wanders and falls out of control. She has just been thinking about everything, life, my hair, my mom, work, my anniversary, boys, music...all kinds a shit. And it leaves me a little....well to say the least a little stressed out. But its cool...don't worry, I will mange, always have, always will. Some how I will cross this little bout of what ever it is and move on. And to all my friends and family, I know I have come off a little bitchy and crazy and crap like that, but I am sorry. Its just a bad time of year for me and I always get a little bummed out right before that day and then on that day. (so Beth, thats why I am doing it again, makes me feel better) But any way, just an apology and such.

Thinking Of My Husband
To everyone out there that know who i am i will be gone for 3 days because my husband will be in the hospital for his right leg surgery, I Hope that everyone on here has a great week and all and i will miss everyone on here until i get back home, I am leaving home Wednesday Morning at 5:30am and i will or should be home maybe Friday. Thank you all Everyone have a bless day too.

60 Things To Do For Little Or No Money
Enjoy a concert in the park - Spring and summer begin free things to do in the park season. Concerts and movies are just the beginning. Go camping - Still one of the cheapest vacations one can take, especially through the US National Parks system. Go for a hike in the woods. Go for a swim - Many lakes and oceans are free for swimmers, others require a small fee. It’s still a good, affordable way to spend a day. Better yet, find yourself a good, old fashioned swimming hole. Go fishing. Have a picnic. Take the kids to the park. Visit a museum -There are lots of free museums and many others take a donation. Work on an arts and craft projects Play board games. Dig for fossils or gems. Find out where to dig in your area. Build sandcastles Have a barbecue. Run through your garden sprinkler. Play a pickup basketball or volleyball game in the park. Visit the library. Take out books, movies, music or take advantage of some of their great programs. Take a free onl

Thinking...
If anyone is reading this that knows alittle a bit about me ..then they should know I am always in thought. I look back now and I see all the blessings that I have had...the unforgetable people that have crossed my path..and the lessons I have gathered from them. And to be truthful I am thankful also for those who inflicted pain and confusion for those are what truly make me who I am today. We all at certain points in our lives realize that dwelling in the past only postpones us from growing and becoming what we should be in full. I myself back-track sometimes but also use these thoughts and lessons in days lived now.This last year has been a roller-coaster.Sometimes I believe I deserve better...mainly because I lose who I am sometimes..therefor I wonder if this my path or is it an obstacle..is there something here for me to learn..or is there something I need to teach?

Thinking
I'm thinking about closing out my fubar account, I have been on it since a while before when it was still cherry tap, but I really don't have that many people on here that even talk to me. I don't see the point in being in a social site, if ur not socializing right? well, I wanna see what you all think.

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum

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But I need to know if anyone would be interested in joining first. Like I said this would be for fubucks only no cash bid accepted. For those of you saving for the spot light this might help. I need at least 10 interested before I think about it. Entry fee would be 50k with starting bid 75k. let me know

Thinking Of You
Thinking of You Perhaps it's just a sign of my disillusion Comparable to an affliction Feelings compounded by confusion Emotional contradiction I've no reason to believe Documents to confirm disease somewhat impossible to conceive your still haunting my fantasies Like a fragrance that refuses to leave I find you lingering in my memories others may disbelieve Bereft of alternatives than fantasies It's you I savor I've just a shiver Remembering your flavor It's a longing that lingers And still heartaches bleed unrequited need Bleak landscapes sterile seed Fantasies bleak attack Attached to a fact there’s no turning back Of desires turned black And Fantasies dead seed @Jul,1999

36 Things I Want To Know About You ..
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in

36 Things I Want To Know About You???
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in

Things On My Mind
Well I never write a blog and some of you are prolly thanking god for that seeing as how I am long winded and I have a real thing for the run on sentences and all but here goes. Yesterday my grandmother had a heartattack. This is her first heartattack she has ever had and things are not lookin so great. Of course we had the doctors come on out there and tell us all about what they had to do and such and one doctor said they should do surgery on Friday...one said they should do surgery today. Well the doctor who wants to wait til Friday apparently won the argument so we have to wait til then. She needs to have a triple bypass done on her heart cuz she had one artery completely closed off and two others in bad shape as well. The first doctor explained everything to us and wasn't real optimmistic. I woulda liked to have ringed that guy's neck. I mean why can we not get the "glass is half full" guy to come on out there and give us the run down of whats goin on and let us know how

Things That Annoy Me
Honestly a social websites a social website but ppl here w/ their ways annoy me soooo much and I'll tell you and be straight up honest 1) What annoys me is when people (esp w/ THESE GIRLS OMG! think they own ppl and they try to make other ppl jealous of them......HONEY AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED W/ 'YOUR MEN' theyre not yours so shut the fuck up! 2) I mean it's nice to be attracted to someone your own sex....w/e I'm down with that but its annoying when ppl try to convert you to a homosexual...its a person choice whter they wanted to be homo or not 3) It annoys me when useless....esp ugly unspecial ppl give you an opposite votes on purpose 4) SOOOOOOOOO annoying.......THIS BOTHERS ME ALOT....when you make it an everyone mumm and the people seriosuly have no lives whatsoever and so bored that thry try and make the person feel bad....IKE SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO! 5) LASTLY, are people here just desperate? IT ANNOYS ME WHEN people are fu owners.......slaves....husband......wifey.

Things To Note In Life
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 7. Dream

10 Things I Hate About You
I just wanted to put this poem down from one of my favorite movies..... I hate the way talk to me I hate how you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I the way your always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you not around And the fact that you didnt call But most i hate the fact that i dont hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. And i had to adapt it for someone..... I hate the way you talk over me I hate when you cut your hair I hate the way you hate my car I hate it when you stare I hate your love for blue jeans And the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I the way your always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even wors

Thinking About Friends On Here
I've been mulling this over in my mind for a while in my mind. I don't know that I've got it right, but here goes. I was thinking about all the people on my friends list and how most of them are women. Well, I have always said that I get along better with women than men. I still don't know why that is, but it is. I see how many of them have something in their profile about not being here to hook up, etc. Well, I respect that. I'm not here for hook ups either, but I wanted to tell them all what I am after... Well, since you're on the friends list or my family list, you should know I think. I've been here nearly a year and I've met some very interesting and wonderful people here. A few I've talked to outside of CT/fubar and I have had a great time doing so. When I say I'm here for friends, I really want to find interesting, unique, and wonderful people who pique my curiosity about life. I want to find and make friends where the friendship can exist and thrive outside of t

Think For Yourself
Think for yourself If you expect to be told what or how without taking the time to understand why, then you can also expect to often be deceived. When you are unwilling to think for yourself, there are plenty of people eagerly waiting to take advantage of you. You have an extraordinarily powerful and capable mind. Go to the trouble and make the effort to make full use of it, particularly when it concerns your own affairs. Life is increasingly complex, and you can't be expected to know every little detail about every little thing. But you will be vastly more effective when you take the time to learn the fundamental principles of what you're doing and utilize good, solid reasoning. When it's your health, your money, your career, your property, your family or your future that's at stake, it's your responsibility to understand the situation. The person best suited to act in your best interest is you. Certainly it is wise to seek the advice of experts. But stay away from anyone

Thinking
Here is a few things that have crossed my mind lately. Some you might think are dumb or are just plain stupid.. but you know what.. ITS MY HEAD... Are we alone in the universe??? Big waiste of space if we are.. Is there life after death??? Guess we have to wait and see.. Jumbo shrimp??? Define that plaese.. Outerspace??? Do we know where inner space left off.. Knowing other.. Get to know yourself first. It will make you a better friend!!! Goverment Intelligence??? Define that please.. Live Nudes.. I do not want to see Dead Nudes.. Labels.. Not for people!!! Underwear models??? Where are they??? If I am paying for my TV??? Commercials.. Are for what?? If it is instant messaging.. Why push enter or send??? Why make a date.. And not show up??? Beauty.. Everyone thinks differently!!! NO COMMENTS... THEY WILL BE DELETED

Things Have Changed
due to some circumstances that happened BY SHEER ACCIDENT. i have had to remove some pics blogs and part of my profile... anyway thought this would be the easiest way to get it out to people... thanks and ttyl

Things Going On
Some of you already know that I have been going through some really bad times right now in my life. But only a very few of you know the in-depth story. That is why I have only been conversing with them lately since I just don't have it in me to re-trace everything right now. Please don't take offense if I don't respond to your messages or shouts the next few days, it's just better that way for me right now. Thanks to everyone who has shown sincere concern for me. I don't get out very often and me true friends on here have been a real God-sent to me. I love you all dearly. If anyone wants to know for sure if I am doing well, please contact my Aunt Nyne here. Just tell her I sent you. She is my #1 friend and family member. *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}@ fubar I need to leave for a while & take care of some things, but plan on being back on tonight. Take care all my friends. I love you all so much!

Things I Love
MY "WINDEX"!! Alex Ferrer...Mmmhmmm...yea, he's going on 47...but damn (ok shut up lol) Cape May Beaches Sooo jealous of her...Sophia Bush....beautiful and talented actress... OOh and this guy...James Lafferty... Usher.....yummy...Smoothest voice...sexy body....

60 Things A Girl Wants*
60 things a girl wants but won’t ask: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she’s beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she’s your everything -

Thinking.........
I've been on Fubar since it was Lost Cherry. But I have seen lots of changes that I don't like. There are people on here that want to delete me because they send a message in my shout box and if I don't respond (By The Way my sound stays off on Fubar) they automatically think I am ignoring them, so they want to delete me. Well if thats what they want its all fine and good. I am to the point to where I am just about ready to delete my own account between guys getting mad because I don't respond and others because I don't do cam. (And never will as far as cam sex goes). So please if you have a problem with me then by all means PLEASE Delete me, cause my friends know how to reach me and I have made some good friends on here. What would you guys do? I'm not gonna lower my standards for no one, sorry.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm.
I don't get it. Why do you feel the need to get all in my SB and get pissed that I have no NSFW pictures? And yes I know some of you are like, "Well then turn your sb off." I don't want to. I like meeting new people and having great friends. This is to the few assholes out there who need to learn some respect. Here, Let me let you in on one of my secrets: I DO NOT HAVE ANY. IN NO WAY WILL I EVER HAVE ANY. DO NOT ASK ME BECAUSE I WILL BLOCK YOU WITHOUT EVEN THINKING TWICE ABOUT IT. I don't have a NSFW album for a reason. No I will not make you any NSFW pictures. No I will not make you naked salutes. Be a gentleman and realize that it is not polite to ask that. At all, let alone before you even know my name. This is in no way anything other than my opinion. This is what I feel that is why it is going in my blog and not on a bully. Don't cause drama. If you don't like it stop reading it. Don't post stupid comments when none are needed. Thanks - Loki =]

Things To Note In Life....
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 7. Dream

Thinking Of My Lover
Thinking of my lover by LateNiteFantasy© Thinking of the lover I want so badly I sigh breathlessly… Craving The sweet smell of your skin, taste of your lips Deep kisses. Melting my mind and washing the world away Hands roaming, exploring Chest-to-chest, I feel your warmth I want you so badly Dreaming of my lover I can feel my desires overwhelming Envision me traveling your body with my kisses Down to your sweet spots Tasting you, lingering I would make you so hot I could stay forever Until you move me, whatever you want… My mind races I am consumed in my thoughts Fantasying about my lover I cannot wait to see you Under my covers I find your private space My hands grazing hard nipples Feeling the heat of your skin My hands find softness between your legs Desire intensifying from within Searching for a feeling… Touching myself and thinking of you I move faster and faster Increasing heat radiates through Thinking of my lover this morning Tou

Things That Bother Me
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals. ---------------- When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. ---------------- People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. ---------------- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a goddam cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake Instead? --------------- When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? --------------- When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing over there. ---------------

5 Things I Love About You
5 Things I Love About You�© I love the way you stare deep into my eyes knowing there is nothing from you I can hide. I love the way you gently push back my hair knowing if I need a shoulder you are always there. I love the way you hug me firm but not too much you send shivers up my spine simply by your touch. I love they way butterflies always seem to appear every single time you come near. But, most of all, I love the feeling you suddenly give to me because every time I recieve your kiss I go weak in the knees.

Things To Consider
I DON'T GET ATTACHED; I don't want a relationship unless you can prove to me that not all men are the same. No your words don't mean shit to me. No I can't trust you. No I don't believe you Promises are nothing but outspoken words to me. I know I'm not your ONe and Only so don't say so. No i'm not the world. No my beauty doesn't make your day . No my laughter isn't music. No i'm not a rebound so i'm not going to sit here and wait til your ready. and No i won't wait on your call. NO you can't see the world in my eyes. No my smile isn't magic. NO i'm not too good to be true;; none the less your wishes came true. I am a princess; but not yours. $I don't need your money$ I'm not different. trust me. Really I'm not looking for a fairy tale. I don't wish to be your everything, but I do want to be major. I don't need you to be thinking about me every second of the day. Make me believe that we can forget about the world just by

9 Things..
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something