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UnderweardustOne evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Mary,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
America....Now, i dont know for sure if these things are true or not because I am lazy and I do not feel like looking them up on snopes or wikipedia (which is never very 100% accurate anyways). So, just take from it what you will.
I love this country and I love what it USED to stand for when it was founded. We have strayed so far away from the hopes, dreams, and ideals that our founding fathers (and mothers) had for us. Maybe its time we make this as great of a country as our very first president wanted it to be.
the email i received:
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOURTH OF JULY.
The Fourth of July has more to it than beer, picnics, and baseball games.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of independence?
They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
What kind of men were they?
Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, wel
Gone But For How Longthat i know there is hope i know all of this that i am not giving up that i will get through this..just in time it will take a lot of time...the end for me is not just yet i have a lot of living to do as of yet...i know that i sound all sad when i write but if i don't get it out i feel like i will die inside...i almost did when he told me his love wasn't true...no wait i take that back..i did die just inside...i felt for him as i still do..my love for him is the truest of true...but no matter how much i plead no matter how much i do his love for me is just not there...i tried so hard i really did and in the end defeat was still defeat...you ask what i am going tho and i know you wish to know but nothing will ever be the same this much i know
i try to be happy i try not to cry
but still my heart aches deep inside
i wish that he knew how i feel
but no matter what i say or do
he is just not there to help me get through
How The Fight StartedA man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3
o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the
man "Holy Shit, That must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out
the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran
through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his
car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed
at the woman, "I AM your husband.!"
The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"
And that folks............is how the fight started.
The Fireworks TestWhat Your These Fireworks Say About You
You are a rather reserved person in day to day life.
However, you do have a few topics that truly excite you.
When you become impassioned, it's a surprise to everyone around you.
But if they blink, they'll miss it, because you get back to being calm very quickly.
The Fireworks Test
American Salute To Our American Heroes...bulletin By Frozen Mystical DreamzzzAs An American Citizen, I Have Seen A lot Of Hatred And Animosity Towards Another Human Being And Yet Through It All, There Are Still Some Out There That Help One Another Without Ever Asking Anything In Return But Respect.
I Am Very Proud Of All Of Our Men And Women That Serve For The Army, Navy, National Guard, The Air Force, The Marines, And Even The Coast Guards.
I Am Also Proud Of Our Everyday American Heroes That Are Fire Fighters, Police Officers And EMT Responders That Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty.
To Me You Are ALL AMERICAN HEROES IN MY EYES!
I Would Hate To Imagine What This World Would Be Like Without You. Everyday You're Risking Your Very Own Lives To Help A Perfect Stranger When You See Trouble. Yet I See Very Little Gratitude Given Your Way.
Like I Said, I've Seen A lot With My Own Eyes, But I Know In My Heart Of Hearts, You've Seen Far Worse Then What I Have. It Would Be Wrong To Even Imagine Myself In Your Boots.
To Me You Are American H
About My Weight Loss Surgery And UpdatesWEIGHT LOSS SURGERY UP DATE WENT TO DOCTOR'S TO DAY AND I GO BACK IN 1 - 2 WEEKS FOR MY PHYSICAL SO I CAN HAVE THE SURGERY IN A FEW MONTHS.. MY DOCTOR SAID IT OK TO HVE THE WEGHT LOSS SUGERY ..I HAVE SUGAR IT WAS 205 AND I HAVE SLEEP APEIA THATS WERE YOU QUIET BREATHING AT NIGHT WHILE YOU SLEEP..I KEEP YOU UP DATED AS I GO ALONG. DOCTORS SIGH THE WEIGHT LOSS PAPER JULY 3,2008 AND GIVE ME A PHYSICAL SO FAR SO GOOD JULY 3,2008 WENT TO DOCTOR HE SIGHN THE PAPERS FOR THE WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY GOT 2 MORE APPOINTMENTS TO GO SEPT 29,2008 GOT ALL APPOINTMENTS DONE .NOW DOING A 9 MONTH WEIGHT IN . THE INSURANCE CO MAKE YOU DO BEFORE SURGARY.. ABOUT MAY,JUNE,JULY OF 2009 WHEN I'LL HAVE THE SURGARY..
MARCH 18,2009
WAIT FOR SURGARY DATE NOW. ANYTIME BETWEEN NOW AND LATE SUMMER
And Then The Fight StartedI rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman th
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What I Think About CancerWHAT I THINK ABOUT CANCER BACK IN MAY 16,2005 . I CAME CLOSE TO DEATH'S DOOR. FIRST OF ALL I GOT TO GIVE JESUS CHRIST ALL THE CREDIT THAT I LIVE TOO DAY .I'M 4 YEARS CANCER FREE SO FAR. BECAUSE OF THE CANCER SCARE I WENT THREW. I DECIDE TO HAVE THE WEIGHT LOSS SURGARY IN MAY,JUNE OR JULY 2009 .I HOPE SOON THOW.WELL I JUST KNOW THAT CANCER DOES NOT CARE IF YOUR COLOR OF YOUR SKIN,AGE SEX YOU ARE.I KNOW ONE THING GOD WANTED ME TO WRITE THIS AND SAY TO EVERY FEMALE YOUNG OR OLD .HAVE YOUR SELF CHECKED.AND KEEP YOUR WEIGHT UNDER CONTROL EXSPEACIALLY THE YOUNG TEENAGERS. I KEPT PUT IT OFF AND IT WAS TOO LATE.BECAUSE OF IT THEY FOUND UTERUS CANCER AND CAN NEVER HAVE ANY CHILDREN IN MY FUTURE..AND THIS HELPS ME TO GET THREW MY FEELING WHEN I GET SAD.BUT I KNOW IF I CAN HELP OTHERS BY TELLING WHAT I WENT THREW.TO BRING AWARENESS TOO OTHERS ABOUT UTERUS CANCER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE.
You Are Worth ItThursday, July 3, 2008
You are worth it
You are worth the trouble and effort required to make your life the best it can possibly be. There is so very much you have to express, to give, to experience and to contribute to the magnificent fabric of life.
You are worth the discomfort and frustration that you'll regularly need to get through. You are worth the pain that the world will sometimes offer.
For within you is the capacity for great joy and astounding achievement. Within you are beautiful and worthy dreams that long to be fulfilled.
You are one of a kind and you are filled with a driving purpose. You are worth whatever it takes to give that special purpose a lasting and meaningful expression.
Yes, the disappointments, inconveniences, pains, problems and annoyances will surely and steadily come. Yet they are indeed quite trivial compared to the precious possibilities that live within you.
Make whatever efforts necessary, endure whatever setbacks you must, move f
Paybacks!!Go F/A/R all of these Fu's and leave them a comment that say Paybacks are a bitch! lol In this case I think it's a good thing!
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If I Could Change The Pastif i could stop the tears from falling i would
if i could go back in time and warn my heart of the sadness that was about to happen i would
if i could tell myself never to fall in love i would
if i could tell myself that love wasn't real i would
but all that would be lies
all that i ever felt or i still feel would be nothing but lies
so i can't tell my heart to never to love
i can't tell myself that love is not real
cause i felt it
i know true love
i know what it feels to be loved
but i know what it feels like to be heartbroken
if i could change the heartbroken part i would
if i could go back in time and tell my heart to not fall in love
i don't know if i could do it
HappinessWe must view life as if each day is the first day of the rest of our lives. We should keep an outlook in our minds about life, as each day is the opportunity for a new start. We must learn to live each day to the fullest, and we can do that only if we learn to accept that we cannot change the past. We cannot stop a tragedy from entering our lives. We have to accept what has happened, accept the new person we have become by the tragedy that has entered our life and love ourselves no matter what. No one is perfect. The present is now, and we hold the key to the future. It is time to create the new you.Happiness and success come with persistence and hard work. You must have a goal and work hard. Follow your hearts to true happiness. You must have a destination, a goal and a plan. You are special. You can be anything you want to be. It is your turn to love yourself.Many people think that happiness lies in how much material wealth you accumulate. Nevertheless, we must find happiness within
Stupid Ass That I AmKristin ~A...: dude you know what you r a damn ass
->red_rose: Check me out any time you want...
red_rose: tnx is for yu sweetheart i ll continue leving luv but later
->red_rose: Thanks
->Kristin ~A...: send your link
->Kristin ~A...: I dont ever go in there...I bet no one in there remembers me... I joined baught a round of drinks Then never went back in...
->Kristin ~A...: I barrly sed profile comments... It crashes there as well at times..... Not missing the plugins it just fucks up.... But I tell you what I will try and join.... if it works so be it ut will never come in too chatt... I f it crashes So be that wont be able to join... I'll try
Kristin ~A...: oh so why the comment that you dont do chat rooms when the lounge I am with is a lot similar to the one you are with
->Kristin ~A...: I joined that on a different computer this one crashes when i join....
Kristin ~A...: hmmmmmmm you dont do chat rooms but you are with club karizma really makes a lot of sense
Own Me For The Month Of July!Thats right I'm up for auction yet again and I want you to own me
If you havent gotten a chance to own me yet well stop by and place your bids
just click the pic and see what I am offering
Bling Gift to first person to sticky please
AND JUST A TASTE OF WHAT IN STORE FOR YOU
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Happy Fourth Of July!! Let's All Band Together And Support Our Troops Fubar Style.
How Does One Fu Go About This ? You May Ask. Well How Else? We Go Commando!!
Send A Flag To All Your Fu Friends And Tell Them To Take Em Off. lol Not Really A
Simple Commando In Your Status Will Be Enough.
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Welcome....Thank you for taking the time to check out my page and blogs. For personal information please read my 'about me' section. As for the blogs,these will contain my weekly adult toy reviews and anything important that happens with my career. Toy reviews are marked as nsfw, so be sure to look for those. Thanks again and stop by any time :)
xoxo Lanah
Shock Of It Allthe pain of last night is still to hard to believe
how could he just break up with me
i know he cares i know that he does
but how could he tell me he didn't
i tired to sleep
but the dreams where not good
i am trying not to cry
but the tears wont stop
i feel worse then i ever felt before
i feel like my heart is still there
but that it is broken
i don't want it ever to be fixed
how can i be hurting this much
i feel like giving up on everything
my whole world is crashing down around me
and there is nothing that i can do to stop it
i think that this might have cause me to lose it
i don't want to start over
i don't want to move on
i don't want to be happy with out him
i want to just go away
i want to just fade away into the darkness
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Bling me and I'll show you my tits...
VIP me for access....
Whore Much?
Well I Might Be Gooing Back To TexasWell this morning I found out my ex husbands wife is getting transfered to Ft.Hood Texas.I just started dating a wonderful guy.Now I feel like i am getting screwed.She told me I dont have to live my life around them.I am not living my life around them I am living for my Girls.Now I am sitting here crying cause everytime i find someone that makes me happy I lose them.I don't know what to do..I love my girls and I cant stand to be away from them.I grew up without my mom and dad in my life it was hard.I cant do that to my girls! But now I am stuck between a rock and a hard spot.Cause I care alot about the man in my life.
Happy 4th Of Julywell hello every one ive been gone for a while my l/top has been down for a while.just my luck right.but its back up.lol..im in beaverton oregon today its been raining all morning but it smells clean here.hope you all have a great weekend
love ya..wayne
What I Gotta Do..This is what I have to do...
I have to believe her, even if i know she is lying I have to pretend for her.. sounds odd but its true.. she is so kind hearted that when she see's what ive done, she will stop whatever it is she is hiding ..leap of faith..
I have to pick her up, so high that she will be afraid to come down for fear of falling, with the kind truths I mutter so quietly, the gentle touch when I am afforded oppritunity.. Ill do that..
I have to be stable, probably my biggest weakness in love is im unstable.. I have to aquire that trait and it wont be easy but Ill do it...
I have to be faithful when I am commited and thats no trouble for me, Im a 1 woman man..
Keep doubts to a minimum, hard to do but is suredly possible..
Have to protect her, friend or foe, physical , mental doesnt matter what the enemy, I have to keep her safe and give her comfort...
I shouldnt cause trouble on my own which I am guilty of, but Im getting better..
I have to remain patia
Re: Cia Report: Bin Laden Is Dying Of Kidney Failure... StillRE: CIA Report: Bin Laden Is Dying Of Kidney Failure... Still
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Paul Joseph Watson
Date: 02 Jul 2008, 22:02
CIA Report: Bin Laden Is Dying Of Kidney Failure... Still A top secret CIA report, leaked to TIME magazine, which suggests that Osama Bin Laden has between six and eighteen months to live, smacks of controlled propaganda as part of an effort to intensify the war on terror during the remaining months of the Bush administration. http://www. infowars. net/articles/july2008/020708Laden. htm
Love And LibertyMy Fubar´s friends wellcome this EDUILSON´BLOG.It is of all.My darlings friends I love there.Thiks.Eduilson/Brasil
Bombfest Please Show Me Some Love!Here is the link to the pic.Thank you all that helps!My first one since I've been on Fubar!It's at 8:00 Central time. [fubar.com photo: 2883397780 ]
Adult Toy ReviewsI will now be writing adult toy reviews for www.rogreviews.com weekly! I'll post a blog each week with the link, check it out :)
This weeks review: Climax Remotes Wireless Rabbit
http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=5219
xoxo Lanah Layeau
Which Are You?Carrots, Eggs, & Coffee
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.
In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.'
'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,'
Re: The Debate Is Over: Waterboarding Is TortureRE: The Debate Is Over: Waterboarding Is Torture
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From: Paul Joseph Watson
Date: 03 Jul 2008, 12:58
The Debate Is Over: Waterboarding Is Torture The U.S. government continually claims that it does not torture people, yet it admits to using “waterboarding” as a method of interrogation. If there was ever a debate about whether or not waterboarding was a form of torture then it has now been definitively answered. http://www. prisonplanet. com/the-debate-is-over-waterboarding-is-torture. htmlHitchens waterby dollarsandsense123
Tagged....Here is what ya do....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. Born in Louisiana
2. Morning Sex is a must ALOT
3. I love to Fight
4. Feet are a turn on for me.
5. I have to have the lights off in the bathroom to do number 2....LOL
6. Yeager is my drink of choise.
7. I love big tits.
8. I am a very loving and passionate person.
9. I love to ride 4 wheelers and run Jeeps in the mud.
10. I have fought for the Light Heavy Weight Kickboxing US Title Twice in Texas and Louisiana.
I tagged Babygirl Brandy, Tiger Goddess, Diamond Angel, Mstoni, JoJo....
Man Caught Arguing With Himself...who Does That?Here is one you just don’t see everyday…if you do time to move far away from that area. In PHOENIX -- Officers dispatched to what they thought was a domestic disturbance Monday night discovered a lone Mesa man fighting with himself, authorities said.
Though the original call reported a verbal argument between a man and a woman, police said they found the 21-year-old man arguing with himself, changing the pitch of his voice as he acted out each part.
The man was also destroying the inside of the apartment, officers said. He broke the front window as officers tried to calm him down and coax him out of the home, according to authorities.
A crisis team decided the man was a danger to himself and obtained a mental health pick up order, police said. The Mesa SWAT team responded and took the subject into custody.
So that is just a little strange to say the least…
Good Morning.
How’s the world so far today for you? Me it’s ok, got a slow start due to wire cutting duties here at work, a
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Happy Fourth Of July!! Let's All Band Together And Support Our Troops Fubar Style.
How Does One Fu Go About This ? You May Ask. Well How Else? We Go Commando!!
Send A Flag To All Your Fu Friends And Tell Them To Take Em Off. lol Not Really A
Simple Commando In Your Status Will Be Enough.
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ChancesThis is going to be a little different from my usual blog. But if you have feelings for someone you may want to read through. And.. If you like some good erotic stories read some of my other stuf...LOL
When we meet someone for the first time we decide within a few seconds if we like that person. It may be a look, or the way they smile or just the way they say hello. This is not to say that our opinion of the person wont change after we get to know them a bit more, but those first few seconds are crucial to form our base opinion. Most of us will stick to that 1st impression, some wont but it will always remain.
Now there are those few times when that 1st impression is extremely strong. This can be negative as well. I know there are people I dont like and have never more than said hello once. The aura those people gave off, the look , whatever it was was strong enough that I didnt want to go past that initial feeling. And then there are those very few that I met and i
Making PhotosAs most of you that have gotten to know me can see I love making pictures. I will never ask anything of my friends for doing this. But I do have one request . If you want something special done please send the picture in a private message and maybe an idea of what you want done. If you do this I will get them done as soon as I can. And if you do not want them posted on my profile first I will be more then happy to send them back to you. Have a Great Day and a wonderful 4th
Tom
How Would You React If Someone Withheld That They Were Bi Sexual To You?Hi my friends
Im reaching out to you to see if you can give me any answers to a question that was presented to me the other day.. I really dont know how to answer this and any help with this would be a blessing right now
thanks and please this is something that really has happened so if you can help its really needed, this person has really fallen apart from this
How would you react if someone withheld that they were bi sexual to you?
You've know someone for three years and they continuously pursue you but
you are hesitant to get close to them. This person and you finally become
very intimate and very close.
You are now at the point where you can finally let down your guard and you
can begin to completely trust them that they are a genuine and trustworthy
person. That after all this time and thinking that there is nothing that
you both can ever keep from each other he drops a bomb at you and tells you
that he is bi sexual.
He tell you this after
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Five To Face Concorde Crash TrialFive to face Concorde crash trial
The crash occurred shortly after take-off from Charles de Gaulle airport
US airline Continental and five people will stand trial over the 2000 Concorde crash near Paris which killed 113 people, French judicial officials say.
The five are said to be two employees of Continental Airlines, two from Concorde maker Aerospatiale, and the French civilian aviation authority.
The trial will take place in two to three months' time, the officials say.
The plane caught fire after its tyres were punctured by a piece of metal on the runway from a Continental plane.
Accident inquiry
Rubber from the tyres ruptured the plane's fuel tanks shortly after take-off from Paris's Charles de Gaulle airport.
A French accident inquiry in 2004 found that the strip of metal had fallen on the runway from a Continental Airlines DC10 that took off just before the Concorde flight.
It is claimed that the metal was titanium, when safety rules dictated
Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!'weldingangel ( bbG's Grandmother) READ MY PROILE PLS' @ fubar
Dont post nasty pics and then run them for primaries and they wont get flagged. Damn... Was that stretch marks or a pouch you had hanging from the front??????
TimeTime
Time will let me know you
Will you stand by me in every way
Help me through the night and day
Time will let me love you
In the deepest of the sea’s
I still hear you calling me
Holding out your hands
And giving me a chance
Time will let me know you
Will you stand by me in every way
Help me through the night and day
Time will let me love you
If I awaken in the night
Will you hold me close and tight
Let me sleep in your arms
And knowing I will be all right
You have opened up my eyes
Wipe away my tears when I cry
As I drift away to sleep tonight
I hold you close by my side
Time will let me know you
Will you stand by me in every way
Help me through the night and day
Time will let me love you
I feel like I am in heaven
Or in a dream so real
Just being with you and how
You make me feel
time will let me love u
Spanky Madison
To Everyone On Fubar !!!happy 4th of july all takecare and have a great day today and a great weekend party on and blow them fireworks up :D:) o you know what i mean hehe take great care and from your big crazy friend,,, ...bigben...
I Have Longed For YouI have Longed For U
I have longed for a gentle touch
and a soft gentle kiss
sweet words to fill my ears
a gentle hand to wipe my tears
Someone to hold me in the night
longing for that Mr. Right
Taking me through life's little journeys
with no cares and no worries
I have longed for a gentle touch
Sweeping me off my feet
It is you I long to keep
embarrassing your hand in mine
as we take this journey through time
I am only a dreamer in my mind
But in my heart I am pure and true
What i have longed for
Is U !!!!!!
Spanky Madison
Broken~*Broken*~
Drunken with my own fears
I use my hand to wipe the tears
You bruised my heart you tore my soul
Why did you grow so cold?
I thought you were different than most
But now with me, I am a ghost
Trapped in a desiring flame
The love for you will never be the same
You hurt my pride
Crushed me deep inside
The first hit was just a clue
That soon I would have to leave you
One by one they begin to come
Hit after hit until there is none
I lay there badly scared
Deep inside is where I must hide the pain
Deep within nothing will be the same
So I lay here in a puddle of blood
I find my place, with the angels above!
© Spanky Madison
I PrayI Pray
I kneel before you my heart and soul
Longing for that someone to hold
Trembling with each breathe I take
I pray this is no mistake
Lost in the moments that we can share
Please tell me you'll always be there
I have cried myself to sleep many nights
Now I pray for MR. Right
To sweep me up in his arms
And keep me safe from all harm
Holding me close to his skin
I pray he will let me in
And I pray to the angels above
To please let me find someone to love.
©Spanky Madison
Just MeJust Me
I may not have much to offer
but :
I can offer you my heart - warm- honest and true.
but:
I can offer you my mind - to learn and grow as we do
but:
I can offer you my body - to hold- cherish and explore
but:
I can offer you my soul - everything i am and will be
These are the things I can offer to you, it's just me.
Spanky Madison -08
Some Day*SOME DAY*
I found a place where i can go
to hide away from people i know
tired of feeling so alone
i wish i had someone to hold
holding onto someone new
i hope that this someone can be you
looking in your eyes i see
this is one place i like to be
tired of being the one who tries
i am tired of being the one who cries
so in this poem i write to you
someday i hope to love you to !
co. Spanky Madison
Down N' Dirty MixGot a question, im making a Play list of songs to fuck to, and would like some input, what i got so far ...
Lollipop - Lil Wayne
Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson
I Need You Tonight - INXS
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
Closer - NIN
Choke Me, Spank Me, (Pull My Hair) - Xzibit
Porno Star - Buckcherry
Nasty Naughty Boy - Christina Aguilera
Pain - Three Days Grace
You're The First, The Last, My Everything - Berry White
Figured You Out - Nickleback
Smack That - Akon
Table for Two - Joe
Oh My God - Pink
Sin - NIN
Slow Ride - Foghat
Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
Somebody Gotta Be On Top - Joe
Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
I'll Make Love to You - Boyz II Men
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby - Barry White
Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
Get Down Make Love - Queen
Just Got Started Lo
Weather We Like It Or Not...I call this one,..
"Weather we like it not.
If you like this slideshow,
Come check out the rest in my
"Me" Blogs & in my stash.
Why I've Been Mia!1st off let me say this is a personal blog. Yes I need to talk and get my mind off this!
Well about 2 years ago my older son's dad wanted more time with our son. So back to court we went. Now things got really crazy to the point the Ref wanted the child removed from my home. Why??? IDK but, I think it had to do with my real mother. Guess lying about my life and doing me wrong wasn't enough. Since I stopped contact and pushed her out of our lifes she goes n helps my son's dad. I know some may not believe me. But, trust me I could show u the court order and you'd look really stuck and dumb founded. The evaluation is WAY WORSE. But, I can not do this cause I was talking to the news media and trying to get help EVERYWHERE. Since it involves a child they won't touch it. So in the end I have NO choice but, to settle with our son going to live with his father. O the big kick is if his father n GF break up I'm good enough to raise him in my care again. Its really scarey my friend on here
For My Man!The Love Of My life!
Yes, This Pimp Out is for the man of my life!!!!
Let me tell You about him:
He is 35, 5'11" tall, he weighs 165 lbs., he has hazel-green eyes, brown hair, and 7 tattoos. He is a full-time college student, who also works part-time. He is attending school to get a Bachelor's in Business Administration and then he is going to attempt to get a Master's degree in Business.
He loves Houston, which is the city he not only lives in, but also where he grew up for most o
A Sentiment For All...Finding what makes us sad in life if the easiest thing that we could ever do, having the courage to look for what makes us happy is the hardest thing that we will ever find the strength to do.
StoryIt had been a long trip going home on leave in the navy. My car had broken down 10 miles back in the dead of night and the rain kept getting harder and harder until it was torrential downpour! I was soaked to the bone and freezing! I thought the back roads would be better but now I’m rethinking it! I have not seen a car in the last 5 miles and not a service station in sight! My feet squishing in my shoes I see lights coming behind me. My luck must be changing as you pull off the road to see if you can help! You see this wet sailor wet and cold and offer me a ride! I want to but I don’t want your car to get soaking wet as me. You insist I get in so you can get me too town. As we ride the heat in your car is finally warming me. You see my firm fitting tee shirt sticking to my hard firm chest and abs with my nipples hard from the cold. I find you gazing at me with your beautiful sexy eyes. You say the service station is down the road but closed until morning and insist I stay at your
Gettin ReadyI can't believe we are already just about to the 4th of July!! YAY!!! I've been busy around the house gettin everythin ready and try to have it in order for friday. Makin sure the pool is crystal blue and clear the yard picked up the house clean and decorated and I still haven't started on the food yet. But thats ok a lil early for that! lol Gettin ready for our 4th of July BBQ! The one time a year I know I can sit out by the pool and just enjoy friends and family! If everyone shows up that says they are comin we'll prolly have about 50 people in and out of the house threw out the day....ez. I get Leila on the 4th during the day to (Jezzabells lil girl) she has to work in the am so I told her that I wanted her for the morn to take the the parade and hang out with her Aunt Laura instead of hangin out at day care. I'm just so excited and can't wait. Mom picked up the magic fire the other day (something you put in the fire and it makes it glow different colors) and we have been pick
My First Contest...boxer Or BriefsHey boys! How sexy do you think you are in your under garments?
I am hosting my first contest and thought it would be nice to have something for the girls to look at finally.
This is a bombing contest and self bombing is encouraged.
So.....Send me your best sfw underwear pics (keep it tasteful but have fun with it) and 15k for the entery fee.
Show us ladies your best side (or back side hee hee)
The contest will run for 7 days and the winner will be the one with most comments.
1st prize:500,000 and a choice of 7 day blast or bling pack
2nd prize:200,000 fubucks
3rd prize:100,000 fubucks
Contest will start as soon as I get 10 willing participants.
It will end 12pm fu time 7 days after the 10 person signs on.
I will message all contest members of what day the contest will be ending.
Send me the entery fee and the link of the picture you want in the contest and show us all how sexy you are.
freakylibra**queen-buckma$ter~Owned By Tappinit~@ fubar
To Get In Touchhi everyone of my friends and family that want to keep in touch. I am not getting on here as much anymore not because I don't want to stay in touch with the ones that are in my heart just some personal issues going on. if you want to keep in touch my e-mail is mykesmagik1@yahoo.com
I will try and get on this site when I can
If Men Wrote Advice Columns...If men wrote advice columns…………
Q: My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: Obviously, your husband can’t get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college room-mates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal, while you think about it.
Q My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally self-less. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out w
True LoveAcross the street
they see each other
and their eyes meet
and true love forms
A dinner,
A movie,
A glass of wine,
and true love forms
A cuddle,
A hug,
A kiss,
and true love forms
Their hearts meet,
Their souls collide,
Their lives connect
and true love forms
JobsSubmitted two job applications today - both library jobs, so I'd be out of the office environment that has me so bored and sitting here all day... Wish me luck!!!
ConfusionShoes on the floor
beside my bed
Thoughts scattering
in my head
Missing the comfort
found in your touch
Confusing myself
thinking too much
Reaching for answers
yet holding back
What am I missing
what do I lack?
You offer me love
waiting even now
Just knowing that
creases my brow
I've pushed you away
and pulled you back
Somthing important
not meant to attack
I cannot fathom
what you must feel
Don't you question
"is she for real?"
A. Boudreaux 2008
I AmThis has got to be the closest I've ever felt to a song....
...and it's gotta be done by this fugger...
..."fuck it, shut up and listen...."
*fix.damn.stash..........
I'm Giving InIt is 330 AM, and I've been up for an hour, because of pain. I'm going to the emergency room, so I may not be on later.
Have a good day everyone, and I will keep you all posted one way or another.
Eminem - Lose YourselfI hate this wigger, but a few of his songs makes me strong while I'm weak...
*stash please..........
Idk And Idcif i could hurt less then i do now
i would trade anything in the world for just a small smile
i would love to be able to laugh like i use to
i would give up all for him to tell me he loves me
but my love for him is not the same
as he has for me
i am not special
i am nothing
i am not the person that i should be now
i am broken
and i don't want to be fixed
i don't want to live with the emptyness
from the one that i miss
i don't want to live with out him by my side
Ice Cube - Was A Good DayYeah, I won't lie...
...was my cut back in the day.
Perfect summer cruisin' music....
*fix. the goddamn. stash.
I Would Like....i would like to be wanted i would like to be needed to be depended on and well just appreciated would be nice...
Proof .........Im not exactly sure
What you think I need
Its not money
Or all the expensive things
One simple favor
YES-its as easy as that
Show me that all I give
Is being given right back
To the stars and back
Id go one hundred times over
To prove my love
Because just once
Wouldn't be enough
Show how much you love me
The best way you can
Reassure this heart
It'll be completely safe
In your hands.....
By BlueWolf © 7/03/2008
My "green Files" V2Is green yer thing?
This is the Green Scene.
Green Awareness!
I'd love to see your collection of Water & Tobacco Pipe's.
As well as you enjoying them!
Photographs/Animated Pictures?
Whatcha got?
Puff-Puff-Pass!
&
pass this along!
Add yourself to the person from the top!
&
Pass this along,
REPOST!
No need to add/fan/rate, anyone!
Just add yourself to this or ask me to,
&
I'll add ya.
Puff-Puff-Pass!
Is the name of this game!
But we'll call it "On the Green Scene.
Have you got the nads?!
*Smirks & raises a brow atcha!*
Scientists: Watermelon Yields Viagra-like EffectsBy BETSY BLANEY, Associated Press Writer
LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra — but don't necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.
Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's top producers of the seedless variety.
Found in the flesh and rind of watermelons, citrulline reacts with the body's enzymes when consumed in large quantities and is changed into arginine, an amino acid that benefits the heart and the circulatory and immune systems.
"Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it," said Bhimu Patil, a researcher and director of Texas A&M
You Know That You Hurt Mewhy didn't you listen when i told you i love you
why didn't you take notice that i was not ok
do i mean that little to you
that you just don't care
i love you
i cried more then my fair share
i want to stop crying
but the tears wont stop
i want to wake up and it all just be a bad dream
i want all the tears to stop falling
i want this to never have happened
i want you to love me as i love you
but you don't
you use to but not anymore
your feelings changed
you slammed that one open door
you took that one thing that you promised never to hurt
and smashed it
you held the key to my heart and you knew it
but still that didn't matter
you hurt me more then anyone before
and you know it
i want to say i don't care
i want to say i don't love you
i want to scream and shout
i want to yell at you for the way i am hurting right now
but i can't
i can't tell you i don't care about you
cause i do
i can't tell you i don't love you
cause i do
i can't scream and shout
cause yo
"da Sweet Irish Princess"Happy Birthday!
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Til Death Do Us PartI used to cut.
I was depressed.
And then I found someone who loved me and actually cared.
And all of the pain just seemed to dissapear.
But something happened.
Words were said.
Someone tried to take him and now he's dead.
The razor from my shelf went missing, but to where?
I know not.
The bloodstains on the sheets, cannot be removed, but the blood was spilt from someone, unknown. The doorknob to the bathroom, will not open.
I push and shove it harder, trying to get it open, but it will not budge.
I try and look through the dresser drawer, for the missing key, but it is no where to be seen.
I run to the kitchen, looking for a knife, or anything else, that will allow me entry into the room, that I know is withholding the truth.
I find something and run back upstairs to the bathroom.
With the pick in the lock i turn the knob and slowly push the door open...
and there he is...
the blade that was once before in my hand, now lies on the floor, beside my dead love.
The blood
The Babysitter =(Billy was a baby,
Of about four,
Maybe,
But none more.
His parents were
Going out tonight,
So once again he would be stuck with her.
With no one in sight,
She would smack him around a bit,
Rough him up,
Leaving the child in a raging fit.
She would take a cup,
Fill it half way up with bleach,
The other half would be watter.
She would then laugh histarically,
as the child swelled like a leach.
When she picked him up,
she could feel his skin tightening.
Up the stairs they went,
And into the bathroom.
She tossed him into the tub,
like a piece of lent,
And turned on the hot water,
watching the child,
in his last seconds,
before doom.
When Billy stopped breathing,
She grabbed a towel and wrapped him in it.
She began heaving,
When she sat the boy on his bed.
Looking for some pajamas.
She found a pair and went over to the dead,
Boy and dressed him.
Tucking him into bed
GoodnightShe sits up waiting,
But for what?
Another midnight beating?
She hears a car door
And steps coming closer.
With keys in the lock,
The door flies open.
"What the hell are you still doing here?"
"I told you to get out!"
And his fist comes down,
Hard on her mouth.
What had she done wrong?
Why did he do these things?
These terrible things,
Causing her such great pain.
She stands up,
To wipe the blood from her lip,
And he slams her back,
Down to the floor.
She lies there,
Hoping everything will just dissapear.
He walks down the hallway.
The only thing she hears now,
Is the gunshot.
She runs down the hallway
And into the bedroom,
Only to find her husbandm
Dead in his doom.
With the blood still coming,
From his head,
She steps over him,
And climbs into bed.
"Goodnight"
She says,
For the first
And last time.
The StoryThe marks on her wrists
Tell a story
Of all her life's troubles.
Of how her drunken father beat her,
Of how her cheating boyfriend left,
Of her mother's drug addiction,
And of her death.
She was lost,
In this dark, cruel world,
Blinded by the light,
At the end of the road.
She never cried,
Or talked about her pain.
No one cared about her,
In her eyes.
She left,
Full of hate and sorrow.
NEver seeing the glass,
As half full.
But the marks on her wrists,
Told the story.
The Final CutShe cries alone,
In her room at night.
Her sparkling eyes,
Had lost their light.
She turns up the music,
As loud as it goes,
So no one can hear her screaming,
Into her pillows.
Her pain is unbearable,
AS she walks to the kitchen.
The only sound in the house,
Is the clock ticking.
She opens the drawer,
And takes a knife in her hand.
She takes her last walk,
Down the hallway that never seems to end.
She cries,
As she pulls up her sleeve,
And puts the blade to her skin.
Thinking it as the only way out.
She closes her eyes,
As she pushes the blade in,
Hitting a main vein,
And all the pain, her life's held in.
It's all over now,
As she lies on the floor.
Waiting for the light to come,
As she drifts away.
BrokenShe thought it was meant to be,
She even gave him her virginity.
No longer an innocent,
Her heart now fully bent.
She spends her nights alone,
Crying and waiting for the phone.
It never rings,
Making her heart sting.
Because he's made her broken.
Took her heart like a precious token.
Of all the things he put her through.
Nowhere's left to go, nothing else to do.
She cries so much,
Her eyes are swollen.
She lives a life thats fully sullen.
Alone, depressed, scared, and scarred.
Never going to let down her guard.
She's afraid to let another man close,
Haunted by her old love's ghost.
She looks as though she's chokin'.
You can tell that she's been broken.
Tag You Are It!Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I Live in IL but my home will always be MT.
2. i am nice to everyone unless they piss me off
3. I love tattoos but just dont have any myself yet
4. I love the outdoors
5. I love playin video games ( yes I am a gamer lol)
6. I love the rain but hate storms
7. I am quite person unless i have something to say
8. I LOVE taking drives for no reason just to drive around
9. I HAVE MORE FUBAR FRIENDS THEN REAL LIFE ONES... CAUSE I CANT STAND DRAMA
10. I hate liars
11. I hate Backstabbing assholes!
12. I'm know to a Bitch
13. i really dont give a shit what people think about me. I am me so get o
My Bitter HeartThe skies have fallen onto me,
Crashed beneath me into the sea.
Your remorse no longer has a meaning,
Your words of love are always seeming,
To intwine me in a world of hate,
And into the realization of my fate.
You care no more and i can see,
My bitter heart is all of me.
I have no feelings, as I lie here,
Alone, in this world of dispair.
A soul is with me, keeping me sane.
Your cruel ways have messed with my brain.
The man you have torn from my heart,
Has left my soul, missing a part.
Do you not see what you are doing?
The bolts in my life, you are unscrewing.
Killing me softly, with your actions.
Wieghing me down, like a million tons.
My bitter heart can take no more,
So leave me alone, as I lie on the floor.
Lying here, crying,
Wishing I was dying.
You did this to me.
Now take my bitter heart and set it free.
What Lies BeneathI see you sitting,
All alone,
Regretting
All that you have done.
The voice inside you,
IS getting faint.
Only a few,
See you as a saint.
The tears I see,
Fall down your cheek,
Leaveing a streak,
As the true you,
Is set free.
I can see what lies beneath,
Of all the hate and sorrow.
Under the sheath,
of no tomorrow.
YOur glowing eyes
And sad smile
Open up,
LIke a thousand skies.
Rescued from a
War of denial.
I can see all in
What lies beneath.
The EndHer tears fall down her cheeks,
As she sits in the darkened corner of her room.
Everyone is asleep,
As she reaches for the bag.
The bag of pills,
Holds her future,
OR the end of life,
As she knows it.
She reaches for the whiskey,
On her vanity,
And opens the bag,
Removing a bottle.
She pours a handful of pills
And opens the bottle.
As she puts the pills into her mouth,
She allows a long shot of whiskey to follow.
She feels the burning,
As the end goes down her throat.
She closes the bottle
And sits it back on the vanity.
She goes,
And lays next to her sleeping boyfriend.
With a note in her hand,
She closes her eyes and sleeps
Kiss Of My MusicThe rage inside my broken heart is rising.
The fight I maintain is weak.
My tears fall as I sing.
My voice is strong, but I am meek.
I will not give up though.
No matter what it takes to stay on top, I'll do.
I'll perform and give you the very best show.
My music holds the peices together like glue.
The sound of my guitar will drive you crazy.
The beat of my drums will make you high.
The pitch of my voice makes your thinking hazy.
Me all together takes you to the sky.
I see you and you try to help in the fight.
Together we can beat this,
If we give it all our might.
I overcame this with just one kiss.
From the sound of my music,
You will be lifted.
With just this one kick,
All your thoughts will be shifted.
Just think of this as a drug.
Something that will addict you.
Not something that will go away with just one shrug.
A medication that is okay for you to do.
It will take you higher.
My music will lift your spirit,
Make you feel shyer.
And no one can steal i
For The Love Of A ChildA young girl,
barely seven,
gets on the school bus,
with bruises covering her arms
and tears in her eyes.
A young girl,
almost nine,
sits in the corner of her room
and cries,
as her daddy shoots,
and her mommy dies.
A teenage girl,
of about fifteen,
cries,
when the doctor
says those dreadful words.
A young woman,
of twenty-two,
watches as her
seven year old daughter
gets on the bus for school.
they say i love you and smile
as she promises to never hurt her child.
A Deadly Sinful GameSome days,
It just seems so hard to breath.
As is the world is reaching out,
To get a firmer grasp on your throat.
Now sit back and take a note.
Listen as i shout.
Getting the response, i wish to achieve,
As it all falls into place.
You are growing scared,
But i do not stop.
You will see my pain,
In which the world has caused.
I have paused.
I yank hard on your chain,
Hearing your neck pop
And your vision is impaired.
LISTEN!
I shout louder,
Getting my point across;
Making my pain known.
It is finally shown.
You are the cause.
A coward.
The blood glistens.
My pain is gone.
It went with you.
You were a pawn,
In this game for two.
I played and i won.
Victory is mine.
Now the game is done.
I've made my sign.
Now, when it feels hard to breath,
When the world has you on your knees;
Begging for mercy
And you plead.
Know that my pain,
That i held in,
Was caused by none other,
Than a sin,
Made in the game....
I have nothing to gain.
Letter To My FatherI know that I am more than likely never going to give this letter to you,
but I need to release these feelings,
somehow.
I want to be able to tell you that I love you and I hate you,
but I don't know how.
I hate that they took you from me.
I hate that you have nothing to do with me.
I hate everything about you. I
hate waking up in the morning and looking into the mirror and seeing you.
I HATE IT ALL!
I hate seeing little girls,
being put on the bus,
in the mornings,
by their fathers,
and knowing that I never had that.
Or little girls being pushed on the wings in the park,
and hearing someone's dad telling them that they love them.
Because I know that I never had that and I never will.
EVER!
I hate that you will never be here to walk me down the aisle,
at my wedding,
to take pics of me in my prom dress,
to let me cry on your shoulder,
when some guy breaks my heart.
I HATE YOU!
But I still love you,
because you are my dad,
but it would be so much easier if I co
Mommy tears that fell from my pale brown eyes,
have stopped, dried up, concealing the pain.
the life that used to be lived under the skies,
is now only lived in vain.
i am lost, in this world of cruelty and poverty,
alone, in this sick, dark forest;
with no map to guide me or lock for the key,
but knowing death as a way out, surest.
i used to go and find love in beings
now i only seek anything from myself.
only my eyes are ever seeing,
all the pain, i have hidden away on a shelf.
i have given up on everything i ever had.
i no longer want anything from anyone.
my eyes used to be so bright, now only sad.
my remorse is never showing.
the feelings have left and i am numb.
"this will leave as she has grown"
look at me now, i bet you feel dumb
this was not a stage
that i would pass through
my heart and soul full of rage
all because of you
thank you mom
for never caring
setting the timer on my bomb
i'm all alone now
and this is my sharing.
Ecstacy Part 1 && 2Part 1
Looking into each other's eyes,
They feel the burning.
The passion is alive;
Their bodies yearning.
Clothing in a pile on the floor,
Sheets tangled on the bed,
Lock has been turned on the door;
Thoughts of ecstasy fill her head.
His fingers exploring her body,
Her lips tasting his.
Never thought she could be so naughty,
But God, how enticing was that kiss.
One hand cupping her breast,
The other brushes a strand of hair from her face.
Leaving his bare chest carsessed,
She gives his thingy a quick embrace.
A low moan breaks the silence of the night,
Acting as a green light for her.
Sensing her arrousal, he gives her exposed nipple a bite.
She can feel his erection getting bigger.
Not feeling as if she can take it much longer,
She is already soaking wet.
Wanting him inside of her,
But he is not ready to end it yet.
Pulling her trembling body closer,
Getting to his knees.
Loving her looking so eager,
As he begins to tease.
Traveling his tou
Rest In PeaceA life so full of beauty
A life so full of hope
Taken from my arms
Now nothing left to hold
In my heart there is a hole
Impossible to fill
Still looking for the answers
And needing all your will
Taken to a place
Too far for me to travel
I would gladly walk a million miles
Barefoot upon the gravel
Just to see your face again
Just to feel your hand
Just to know that you're okay
And try to understand
The reason why,I may never know
A lesson today in letting go
I'll take with me the memories
Of a life that was so bright
I will look into the heavens
And see your shining light
Knowing that someday
We will be together again
Taking your love with me
Will keep me strong until the end
May you find your peace now daddy...I know you are watching us from above.We miss you so much!!!
Thank you to everyone who showed their love and sympathy in this hard time.I am truly amazed that people I don't even know show that they care.
I love you all for being such awe
Wish To Stealas the night closes in on me
i close my eyes and its you i see
your touch is what i feel
i dream about the kiss i wish to steal
i see your arms around me
i feel the weakness in my knees
i imagine your warmth
and the beating of your heart against my chest
i can smell your scent
of masculinity and mint
your hands exploring my body
and the passion that we share
as the day awakes me
i open my eyes and its him i see
his touch is what i feel
and i know i will never get that kiss
i dreamt i got to steal.
To PrissyI am going insane,
As each day goes by.
Thoughts of you fill my brain,
Causing my heart to sigh.
I have never known of such heavenliness,
Until I seen your beauty that day.
Oh god, what I would do for one kiss,
To relieve me from this lustful dismay.
How can I tell you how much I care;
That I want to hold you and love you until the end?
For you, everything I have, I would share;
I would give my all, just to be your best friend.
You could be my all;
I would make you my queen.
Everytime I see you, I fall.
God, love can be so mean.
Girl, for you I would walk through fire,
I would swim to the bottom of the sea.
I would do anything to fulfill my desire,
Of having you here with me.
I want to know all of your fears,
Your hopes, wishes, and dreams.
Let me be the one who comforts you through the tears,
The one who holds you through all of the extremes.
Your are my night and my day;
The air that I breathe.
Whatever the price...I am willing to pay
And I prom
Life With Himok so we got into a huge arguement over him not beliveing me when he new damn well i wasnt sure, so anyway shit went down at work and we havent spoken for nearly a week then all of a sudden i get an email asking how i am. and its none other than dickhead, so i have been emailing him a little bit here and there. but for someone who wrote me a page telling me how worthless i was and calling me a lier. the bastard told me he hated me so mother fucker if yo ass hate me then why r u talking to me? i mean ya i miss his company and friendship but i most certainly dont miss the abuse and its there as its called. i loved him with all my heart but i have to be careful not to play into his trap i have once b4 and i fell harder than the 1st time hes a hard habit to break, literally
Tag You Are It!!I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE
Instructions...Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am funny
2. I am thinking about a special someone
3. I have a kick ass team of hotties!
4. I love chocolate
5. I wear glasses lol
6. I can be bitchy!
7. I love cartoon Inuyasha
8. Liars turn me off
9. I let laundry pile up
10. I have a dark sense of humor
I choose the following people to be tagged!
Cllgegrl
Viperxp
Shy
Stfu its santa
Randy
My Last Pleaif i die befor i wake
please forgive my soul
and please do take
nothing bad will ever come again
my soul shall be free
i am already dead inside
more then i have ever been
i don't want to start my life over new again
so as i lay me down to sleep
i ask that you grant me my final wish
to let no harm come to him
keep him safe while he is over seas
bring him back safe to his family that he loves
if i could plead with you to make him love me i would
but
his saftey is all that i care about now
cause no pleading on my part helped any
so i ask you to watch over him
this is my last wish
this is my last plea
Yeah Yeah My Turn.. I Got TaggedOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Yah. So thanks Jez! :p Aren't other tag thingees only 10 random things? The people I tag can just do 10. That seems fair.
1. I can break out into random song at any givin moment.. especially if a hear a word that reminds me of a song..
2. i live in a small zoo with five dogs
3. I have an extra piece of skin on my left eyelid
4. My favourite drink ever is lemonade
5. I am quite strong
6. i have two turtles names pete and gigolo
7. my family were amoug the first people to settle in Nova Scotia
8. I am a huge clutz damn doors get in ym way
9. I can be a bitch... oh yeah its true//
10. i am the oldest out of my siblings (sister and half bro
Just Got A Bunch Of Things In My Head Right Now, So Bare With MeSo many things I want to tell you,
so many things that I need to say.
Yet so afraid if I say them,
you will turn and run away.
So I sit here alone and silent,
so many questions in my head.
Feeling so many things for you,
so many things still left unsaid.
Wanting to be close, to get closer,
wanting to let you break down my wall.
To let you see inside, yet so scared
so afraid to fall.
then finally realizing, you feel it too,
opening myself more, looking inside you.
What I Am Going 2 Be Doing On The 4th Of JulyStar 102.1 Your #1 Hit Music Station brings you the StarJam 2008
WHEN:, July 4, 2008
WHERE: Patriot Park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
WHO: Boys like Girls, Good Charlotte, Metro Station, and Ace Young
TIME: Concert starts at 5:00pm
Fireworks start at 9:30pm
We'll see ya on the 4th at Patriot Park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
Come enjoy the FUN if you are close enough and enjoy these groups
Goneif i was to just disapear
just to go away
do you think i would be missed?
do you think anyone would notice?
do you think anyone would stop and care?
if i was to just vanish without a trace
would you notice?
would everything still seem in place?
if i was to just run away
never to be seen again
would you wonder what happened to me?
i want to run away from it all
i want to go away and never be seen at all
i want to just leave
to disapear
to..
i want to just say oh well to it all
1 Year Anniversary On August 7th,2008Some of you guys know me,knows that a year ago August 7th I made a positive move with my life.As I was on my way i had many thoughts running threw my head and all i was kinda worried about leaving my family behind and what I really knew well. But as i arrived to the meeting point I was wondering what She thought of me being the first time I met her in person,we didn't exactly take it slow ether but threw out the months of up's and downs we worked out wonderfully,As i write this I can honestly say that Heathers the most loving and understanding person I have ever known,and also we soon plain to be married I know there's an age difference but I really don't give a shit what people think about that. The fact is that we have had a good first year together,we work well together and i am really ready to settle down and be with some one for good.
I tried that before but as most of you know that didn't really work out as I dreamed,but I know that the higher power was looking
Strip Poker Anyone? & It Goes On, W/o Her,.. "(OH YEA..SEEING AS TO HOW OUR STRIP POKER AND NEKKID TWISTER GOT INTERUPPTED I FIGURE WE ALL NEED TO RELAX AND HAVE ONE BIG HOT TUB PARTY! WOO HOO! RULES ARE THE SAME AS ALWAYS...ADD, RATE(IF YOU CAN) AND FAN EVERYONE ON THE LIST STARTING WITH ME. IF THEY ARE ON YOUR LIST JUST LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT THAT SAYS "HOT TUB PARTY" IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST PUT THE SAME THING! WHEN YOURE DONE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU TO THE LIST! I WILL ADD ACCORDING TO ORDER OF PRIVATE MESSAGE RECEIVED SO WHEN I SEND YOU THE LINK MAKE SURE YOU GO BACK AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EVERYONE BEFORE YOU! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY AND GET ALL HOT AND STEAMY? THEN DO IT ALREADY!! NO BATHSUITS REQUIRED!
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Mandark stone it is realy sad when you dont know the diffrence betwean man and woman,if i am a man i have been lied too all theese years.go back too school hun and learn how too tell man from woman
Just A Lieif he did love me
then he never would have hurt me
if he did love me
then he would have stayed with me
if he did love me
then i wouldn't be crying
i wouldn't be feeling as if i was dying
i wouldn't be wishing the thing that i wish
i wouldn't be hoping to end all of this
i wouldn't be writing these dumb stupid poems
i wouldn't be hurting
if he really loved me
then i wouldn't be hurting like this
i love him
and
he knows that i do
but
no begging
no pleading
nothing worked
i told him not to do this
i told him not to leave me
but he left
he ended it all
the love that we had
the love he said he had
but i can see now
that is was all just a lie
that i was being played
that his love was just a lie
Tool - SchismStash ain't working, so I'll blog it...
...like it matters, no one reads my shit any fucking way...
VacationI think its time for a vacation!
I have been working tons of hours at work.
On top of that its come to a point were my only grandmother can not live by her self anymore. So we have started to move my grandma in with my parents.
Not only is it metaly draining but emotionally draining. Knowing that one day in the near future that my grandma's house will no longer belong to our family. The house my grandpa and grandma built with there 2 hands gone!
I spent all weekend long taking care of a friend of my when he got out of the hospital and the hold time being compared to a women i have never met and if i did i would kick her A$$ if. I don't understand men that what to be with a women that is selfish, uncaring ect.
My dad have surgery yesterday and will need 2-4 more in the next couple of months
My son getting into more trouble
Then today I was ask if would take a new position with my company . I don't know what to tell them !
So take Vacation in August and i want to take a we
I Always Wanna Have YouEverytime I see your smile
it makes my heart beat fast
And though it's much too soon to tell
I'm hoping this will last
'Cause I just always wanna have you
Right here by my side
The futures near but never certain
At least stay here for just tonight
I must have done something right
To deserve you in my life
I must have done something right along the way
I just can't get you off my mind and why would I even try?
Even when I close my eyes I dream about you all the time
And even if the moon fell down tonight,
There'd be nothing to worry about to worry about at all,
because you make the whole world shine
As long as you're here everything will be alright
I Still Carry The MemoriesDo you know how much you meant to me?
Oh no.
Do you know I still carry the memories?
Oh no
Did you know that for me letting go wasn't easy?
Oh no, no you don't
Do you still listen to our lullaby?
Oh no
Does it help you get to sleep at night?
Oh no
Are you singing along by the pale moonlight?
Oh no, no you don't.
I just need a bit more time
To get you off my mind tonight
I'm thinking of your bright blues eyes,
Brighter than the stars that lit the skies,
An angel in disguise
I just need a bit more time
I wanna hold you in my arms tonight
I can't forget those bright blue eyes,
Can't forget the moment they met mine
Please turn back the time
My BelovedThere you are my beloved one,
Can you hear me my dearest
Can you understand my coveted
Will you understand my reason
Do you understand my riddles
Do you know I care
I play my games to protect you
From the world and myself
I cannot truly love you
No matter how much I care
I would end up hurting you
I would hurt myself for you
I would try to hate you
I would use you again
Do you understand my riddles
Do you know I care
I would try to keep you
Never would I sleep
Forever I would hide you
From yourself and the world
Do you understand my riddles
Do you know I care
It pains me to love you
Knowing I’ll never be able to care
It haunts me to see you so
Blissfully ignorant and unaware
Upon sacred lines I let you tread
Too close I let you approach
This distance I must keep you
This weight I must bare
I would end up hurting you
I would hurt myself for you
I would try to hate you
I would use you again
Do you understand my riddles
Do you know
The Paradox Of Existence..Well, in my first blog I pretty much laid out the biggest problem with reality - it doesn't make any sense.
I found an excellent article once that really breaks down the problem in a detailed fashion that I could probably never achieve myself..
The Paradox of Existence
"Existence is demonstrably paradoxical, that is, it does not make rational sense. Nature may make perfectly rational sense, but existence itself is clearly irrational and, thus, possibly supernatural. Attempts to explain this paradox have proliferated since the dawn of humanity, but all of these attempts have led back to paradox rather than resolving the paradox of existence...[more]"
So.. really, how did it all begin?
Fairy Talei have faith in love
or i thought i did
i had faith in us
but nothing came out of it
heartbreak is all that i feel right now
how could the love he had for me change
i try to ask why
but there is no answer to my question
my love for him is still the same
but
he don't love me like i love him
i want to end it all
but i can't
i want not to hurt
but i do
i want him to love me like i love him
but he doesn't
he was to be my husband
as i was to be his wife
but no it didn't work out like that
so alone i sit and cry
just asking over and over again why
but no answer will come
cause no answer is needed
i know why
i just don't want to admit it
i don't want to face the fact
that love was never intended
that love is just a fairy tale
Not To Bei will just let go, i will give up
i will fall and never resurface
i will never get up again
i will never be the same
i will not hurt anymore
i will not be in pain
no more tears shall ever fall ever again
love was denied
nothing was to gain
nothing but heartbreak
so i will just let go of it all
to not be will mean no one to ever hurt me
my heart is already buried deep in the ground
i love him but that does not matter no more
i give up
i don't want to be me no more
RomancestuckRomanceStuck.com offers 10 ways to do just that:
1. Set a monthly "date night" and stick to it.
Even if it's just dinner and a movie or a candlelit dinner together at home, make time for just the two of you.
2. Say "I love you" every day.
These three small words carry so much meaning, yet they're never said often enough. Make sure that your partner knows you love and appreciate him or her every single day.
3. Put your love in writing.
Nothing gives you warm fuzzies of love like receiving a simple love note or a passionate love letter. Every once in a while take the time to write your sweetie love notes, love poems and love letters.
4. Bring back the spontaneity in your relationship.
Surprise your partner once a month. Try sending her flowers "just because." Buy him two tickets to a game of his favorite sport--and go with him!
5. Get away from it all with a weekend getaway.
Take a romantic weekend away for no reason except to be together. Head to a cabin in the mountains, a lo
American HeroesAs An American Citizen I Have Seen Alot Of Hatred And Aminosity Towards Another Human Being And Yet Through It All There Are Still Some Out Their That Help One Another Without Ever Asking Anything In Return But Respect.
I Am Very Proud Of All Of Our Men And Women That Serve For The Army, Navy, National Guard, The Airforce, The Marines, And Even The Coast Guards.
I Am Also Proud Of Our Everyday American Heroes That Are FireFighters, Police Officers And EMT Responders That Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty.
To Me You Are ALL AMERICAN HEROES IN MY EYES!
I Would Hate To Imagine What This World Would Be Like Without You. Everyday Your Risking Your Very Own Lives To Help A Perfect Stranger When You See Trouble. Yet I See Very Little Gratitude Given Your Way.
Like I Said, I've Seen Alot With My Own Eyes, But I Know In My Heart Of Hearts, You've Seen Far Worse Then What I Have. It Would Be Wrong To Even Imagine Myself In Your Boots.
Knight's Love Lost.A Knight’s Love Lost
The Knight had been alone for so long that when he chanced upon a beautiful maiden who shared in his loneliness he did not question her motives.
After a year or so of their meeting he professed his love for her and she said she felt the same for him.
Shortly thereafter, the Knight noticed a change. His love would find reasons not to be with him or simply disappear from the village for days.
Even when she knew he was visiting the same tavern, she would pretend she didn’t see him and spend her time with other squire’s and Knight’s.
The Knight decided to tell her that since her love did not seem true he would be leaving the village for good.
She insisted that there was nothing between her and the other men and begged him to stay on. He agreed to stay and for a while things were as they were when they had first met.
Then she went back to consorting with others.
The Knight then decided that it was time for him to move on to a different realm and give up on a lov
Jamaican Bus DriverEver been to Jamaica..if you have then try reading this..:-P
To all the Jamaicans worldwide who continue to keep us laughing!
Jamaican Bus Driver.
You ever wonder what it would be like if Jamaican buses were set up like airlines, with the flight attendant and captain giving safety
instructions? Wonder no further ...
Bus driver speaking on the intercom:
Welcome to Bus numba 40 running from Papine to Down town Kingston . Please direct yuh attention to di ConDucta who will instruc' yuh on our safety and model features.
ConDucta: Hail up massive! We want yuh fi know dat yuh ride pon di safes' bus dat run pon di Papine to Downtown route. The moggle of our bus is a 1980 Encava, own and operate by Rough Rider Transports. Dis moggle can survive any adversities an' cantravasies.
As unnu can si dis bus get nuff lick up an' bad man shot it up nuff time an' it still a drive like new! This bus seat up to 55 passenger, howeva, due to fi we commitment to excellent serv
Back AgainWell i stumbled in the game of love but im back. Now i am searching for that one and only that i know is out there. I found out just how tuff i really am and man im proud of it. I can take one hell of licking and keep ticking. IM INVINCABLE. Just test me you will see.
She's "one Of Those..."I've come to realize...wow, only took me six months but fewer time than the last "friend" of mine.
I remember the day I said "I just can't be friends with a person like you..." It took a lot of courage for me to do that because, well, she had five kids, she struggled and being the kind of person I am, I always just wanted to help...
Until, it was only then she called, her baby needed formula, their family needed food for the week, she needed a babysitter...it got to rediculous porportions before I finally said enough is enough.
There comes a time when you can only help so much, when you give all you can and then some only to feel empty when you do it. That's when I decided I couldn't do it anymore and told "my friend" and...her response was; "Don't blame ME for your inability to say NO!"
hmmm...I thought, well isn't that what I'm doing now? If so, then, how could that equate to an "inability"? Yeah, so I havn't talked to her since and it's been no problem...all I eve
Everything Starts In The Sandbox!Hey Guys!
Just a quick stop in to let you know about a new band that I'm helping to promote: SANDBOX
Some of you will dig their stuff, while for others it may not be your thing.
Please take a moment and check them out either way. You can visit them at:
www.sandbox1.com
or you can add them on MySpace at: www.myspace.com/sandbox2008
I generally manage their myspace profile so you'll see me on there every week or so updating it.
I hope you're all well!
Have a great week!
Melanie
BoxesIf I could get down to just two boxes of stuff that never get unpacked after I move I'll be happy. Two big boxes wouldn't be bad. Right now I am sitting here with at least six boxes that never got unpacked when I moved in here.
And I keep buying more stuff. I know I've purchased at least Two boxes worth of stuff to move with into my next place. Easily with out trying and in fact, I was trying not to buy stuff stuff and only getting a few toys.
I've never been in a situation where I lived in the same place or even felt comfortable in thinking I would still be there the same time next year.
Here I am a year later, and well I am not comfortable but I am at least moving into a new and completely different type of deal that may very well jsut work out.
A New new start.
Radical HonestyI just read an article about Radical Honesty and it made me think. How different would life be if everyone was always brutally honest? No little white lies. No sugar coating anything. Imagine what it would be like if people didn't have the ability to ponder before speaking; if we all just said exactly what came to mind as soon as it came to mind. Would it make the world better? or would everyone just keep getting hurt by the lies? I think we'd have a thicker skin. I also think it would be even more difficult than it already is to make relationships last. It's sad to say but, for some people, little white lies are what keep them together. Imagine if a really unattractive man or woman hits on you at the bar. Instead of giving him or her a fake number, you're honest. Actually, I am honest when it comes to things like that. But like.. all of the half-truths we tell the children or our parents. What about when your wife/girlfriend asks if you would ever do her really hot best f
Wet N WildAre you hot?
Take a trip on the
Wet n Wild Waterslide!
It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has gone down the slide before you...
or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend.
In the friend request, or comment, put
"Taking a ride on the Wet n Wild Waterslide!" or
"I'm Wet N Wild!"
When you are done with everyone on the waterslide, send me a private message so I will know to add you.
We're all here to have fun,
so enjoy the ride!
In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar
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Happy Country Girl's AuctionON JULY 2ND
YOU WILL NEED TO BRING YOUR ROWDY FRIENDS OVER
& BID ON THESE SEXY BODIES ON THE
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SO CLICK ON THE OFFER PICS TO BID ON YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY GAL OR GUY!
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DEVILISH DESIRE
Mr. 7,000,000
LISA MARIE
SWELL
QUEEN ROBIN
Is This Happy Hour Or Work?!The sign says "Fubar...It's Happy Hour," yet it feels as though you have to work to have fun on this site.
Is any woman on this sight simply to have a good time? Don't get me wrong. You don't have to show your booty or tits, but damn!
I see a lot of women with "Private" albums set up and some of them "demand" that you F/R/A/C (whatever that shit means) before they will let you view them.
WTF?!
So, in order to enjoy some "Happy Hour" on this damn site, I have to blindly rate pics a "10" just to see the juicy ones that are already uploaded?
Is there any women on this mofo who is here just for the Happy Hour without all the damn work?
Not TonightThe smoke fills the room, I sit on my chair.
Across I see him, my eyes shine with glare.
He doesn't see me staring at him, he hunts out his prey,
He sips his drink and focuses on one, whomever it may.
I draw off my cigarette, and the smoke blurs my sight,
it's probably best, she's his tonight.
Nothing I can do to change this scene,
but close my eyes, forget what i've seen.
The music takes control of my thoughts,
in another situation, I'm suddenly caught.
My imagination starts running wild,
tearing off clothes, hardly mild.
Biting my neck in the sweat filled moment,
my body shaking through each movement.
He pulls my hair back, and whispers in my ear,
I'm going to fill your mind, with more than just fear.
My adreniline rushes through my veins,
the acts of indulgence totally insane.
We take from each other, we give just the same,
erotic possessions, name of the game.
He takes me to heights I've never touched,
didn't know he wa
In A Auctionand some pretty girls are wanting me... :P come check it out! lol xo
More Horoscope Wisdom...Have you ever secretly wondered if the reason your relationships don't last, might just really have something to do with you? Is it possible that you may be unknowingly self-sabotaging your chances for commitment and intimacy? Okay, so you may be thinking to yourself, "Well that's a bit harsh!"
But perhaps doing a quick self-check is just what you need to increase your chances for a healthy relationship. After all, the good news is that awareness is the first step to change. So start your check-up now!
Your suit of armour
Do you make your dates work too hard to get to know you? Do you play hard-to-get games? With each disappointment, we can add a little more to our shell, making it harder for someone to get close to us. But, hey, that's life! Pain is part and parcel of learning about life and love. If you try and avoid the pain that realistically can come with looking for love (by closing yourself off or hurting the object of your potential affections) before the relationship e
For My Fu- OwnerThis Is Dedicated
To My Fu- Owner
In my Last Auction I got the Best Fu- Owner you can Ever Have!!
Let me tell You About Him:
He was origionally from Ozone Park, in Queens NY, currently he is living in Northeast PA. He is disabled. He was born with Spina Bifida. But he doesn't let his condition stop him from living life as normal as the next person. He loves to drive (with the use of hand cotrols), Riding his ATV, going to the mall, workingout, the internet, and just about anything else.
He is an easy going guy. He treats other's the way He would like to be treated in return. He is a giving person. The type of person who is ready to jump to help other's when they ask. I guess you can say He is a selfless person. But would hope they return the favor if he needed it. He is a shy person, but will open up after a while.
His Name is MIKEY!!!!
Now I'm Own By This Sweet Man:
Mikey Was Born May, 19 1975....
Time Unknown!!! But What
BlissIt always starts out as a simple kiss
Our tongues caressing, our breath coming out in a hiss
Your fingers sending my heated body to the brink
Thinking it's a dream, I'm afraid to blink
I can feel your swollen cock press against me
My craving body oh so ready to please
You lift my skirt up around my hips
The palm of your hands rubbing my pussy in pure bliss
I can feel the engorged head of your cock against my thigh
I beg and plead with you to fuck me before I die
Lifting me slightly you fill me completely
Your perfect cock now buried deep inside of me
My hands on your shoulders, my legs around your waist
My mouth begging for another taste
Pulling your head down to mine
Wishing for a frozen moment in time
My pussy is stretch to the fullest to take all of you in
How can pure pleasure be such sin
Your eyes are glazed from the passion and lust
No questions of love, no questions of trust
Just two people enjoying the moment
The swee
WaterfallsI sneak up close behind you,
It's almost reaching noon,
I kiss your neck just gently,
Someone will come home soon.
You place your hands on my breasts,
And gently push me against the wall,
Pull off my clothes in a rush,
I watch them as they fall.
You take your hands in mine,
As you lead me to your bed,
Take off your clothes and lay me down,
I gently stroke and caress your head.
You slowly explore your new wonderland,
The mountains, the cave, the waterfall,
I close my eyes and let you,
Wanting you to touch me all.
Soon enough I lose control,
Need to feel you inside me,
Guide you in and pull you close,
We're one, connected we finally be.
I rock against you slowly,
As you push inside me deeper,
The feelings getting intense,
This memory is a keeper.
You gently start to kiss me,
And I moan softly in your mouth,
I can feel the feeling growing,
A feeling coming from down south.
I grind against you harder,
As the wat
People Dissin On Nuthini cant believe people call me a whore on here how am i a whore wehn i have 2 beautiful kids an a great man that takes care of them an that makes me a whore i figure a hore is somone that sleeps wit fuckin everything an everybody so whomever called me one must be one themselves cause odviously they dont think before they say shit jus cause im 19 that dont mean shit age is jus a number an i know hwo to take care of my self
Insight From A Horoscope? Maybe...Walking away from your relationship can feel confusing and scary but there are times when saying sayonara can be best for you both. If you're not feeling happy, open and understood by your mate, you might have to make some tough choices. Love covers a mountain of obstacles, yes, but there are some things that probably aren't going to resolve themselves without a total commitment. If you have your partner's best interests in mind, as well as your own, you'll want to do what is ultimately best for you both.
Commitment
It may sound old fashioned, but there is a reason why human beings tend to pair off into groups of two - we're designed for intimacy. In order to feel truly safe while being vulnerable, most of us prefer the cushion of a commitment. If you or your partner do not feel safe to be open and vulnerable, you're also not safe to grow together. This is not just about fidelity, this is about trusting that your partner has your best interests at heart. If you are having a tough
The Mortar CrumblesThe Mortar Crumbles
In a dream I walk amongst the ruins of a castle
Walls collapsed,
Towers crumbling.
Complete devastation from the inside
Hearts who betray
Morals corrupted
Vows spit upon.
All who have survived have left
The lucky few
I weep for the castle
Hands clenched in rage at what they have done.
I awake in a cold sweat
Looking around I am home again
Out my window the forum rages with people in delight
I drift back in a deep slumber...satisfied
And in the corner of the room
Unbeknown to me....
The mortar crumbles....
One Less AngelOne Less Angel
Through the castle gates I travel once more
Wandering new paths
Exploring new worlds
By a stream outside my kingdom I rest
Cooling water soothing lips which whisper a prayer...a hope.
Startled by a white light of love he drifts down.
I fall to my knees in awe
He lifts me up
Together we dance under the trees
Holding his hand I am greater than I have ever been
Kissing his lips I am more than in a dream
Arms wrapped around desire
Caressing nature I have found a love
A light from above shines brightly
He turns to look....sadly...
Our fingertips barely touching
As he chooses....
Holding me tightly with a slight tear he kisses me.
The light closing in the sky.
He has decided, he will remain.
There is a new prince in my castle
No matter what road we may each take
No matter what dream lived..
We will love together forever
But in our most gracious Heaven
Their number has lowered by one
For there to be paradise in my arms
There is now o
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The KissThe Kiss
Passionate lips pressed longingly together
Two souls lost in limbo
Until this moment
Until this kiss.
The world melts into the ether
As our moist trembling desires meet
We explore the inner fires
Which lead us to this instant in time
And in that second
Within this fraction of eternity that is ours
We have finally discovered
The kiss....
The Echo Of MoonlightEchos of Moonlight
Wrap yourself up in my arms
Let me just once hold onto a dream
To take you to places I have never been
Echos of moonlight light your eyes
A man who longs to believe
A lady who dreams of creating reality
To be one you and I
To touch
To be touched
Until that day I will dream of you
And then all the gates of heaven
Will finally be thrown open
And you will finally be mine
Adults....I know I'm not the best looking person in the world or even on Fubar and I never will! I'm not conceited!And I don't go around this site looking to mark pictures that I don't like or because I think they show to much! And that would be because I'm an adult and I don't need to bring anyone or anything down to a childish level! I don't expect anything from our friends except that they be open minded to anything.We do respect others and their boundaries and we expect the same in return! We have never marked anyones pictures in this site whether they needed to be or not...its not like us! If we see something we don't like we just don't look at it...it's that simple!!! If you haven't noticed by now that we are very open
minded Please take note NOW! We don't appreciate our pictures getting marked when they follow the rules of this site! Like I said before If you don't like what you see just don't look! If you would feel better then tell one of us which picture needs to be marked NSFW and we
A Lost PrincessA Lost Princess
She sits alone in her room
Reaching for another world
Another time and place
Away from all that is real
Lost in a fantasy of lies and half truths
Ignoring the world around her
Simply for the creation of illusion.
This princess has forgotten the daylight
Has lost the memory of a touch
All the world is now through such a small window
Her friends, her family have forgotten her
The key to her room has been long lost
You cannot open the door
You cannot pull her away
She is trapped in false contentment
You stand at the door
Hoping
Even dreams can sometimes be false
You walk down the hallway looking back
As you eneter the courtyard of reality
You see her window
Not all princesses can be rescued
The LieThe Lie
My friend
A man
A treasure
We shared
We loved
I hoped
You cried
I comforted
I believed
You lied
You betrayed
You fell
You fall further
I turn
My anger
I forgive
I remember
I'm gone
Will it be forever?
Can You Solve This?You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
Wild AngelWild Angel
Yearning to break loose
I explode from a cocoon my wings free
Starting to unfurl
In a world so new to me
I am an innocent surrounded by wolves
Enjoying the play of life and it's attentions
A shine appears in my place
But with all new worlds
The solitude of change brings sadness
In times it overwhelms
This butterfly has so much to learn
This soul has already learned so much
I am a wild angel
In a world that needs more of who I am
Please watch over this angel from afar
For this angel has always watched over you
Over You - Chris DaughtryThis is a song that I've been listening to alot the last while - it says soooo much and is soooo true in my case ~*smiles*~
Kewl 80's Movie QuotesCan't Buy Me Love
"He paid me 1000 dollars to pretend I liked him and I thought like yeah right but our little plan worked didn't it Ronald, he fooled me and he fooled all of you, what a bunch of followers you guys are, well at least at least I got paid"
Cocktail
If things didn't end badly they wouldn't end
Coming to America
"Their buns have seeds...my buns have no seeds"
Back To The Future
1.21 Jiggawatts!!!!!!
Back to the Future
Doc Brown: "Heavy. There's that word again....Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"
Batman
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Big
"Oh, you mean like a sleep-over?" "Yeah." "Well, OK....but I get to be on top."
Dirty Dancing
Baby says"....I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look arou
The Princess Of MistThe Princess of Mist
She glides onto the ballroom floor
Mischief in her eyes
All gaze at this tiny dancer
on the dance floor
A dream of hope
A vision of innocent deviltry
With a song in her heart
She purrs like a kitten
With a kiss on her lips
You can feel the tigress within
She exists on so many levels
What a wonderful journey to take for any man....
Im Over This Business..All the name calling, all the accusations.. not being able to make small talk with some of my oldest friends, finger pointing, snide remarks, people looking at me with raised eyebrows so to speak.. its all a bunch of crap.. I havent done anything to anyone and unless they arent minding their own business there is no reason for them to look at me like im some kinda hustler or criminal.. People who KNOW ME, know im pretty basically a nice and kind person who likes to make jokes and have a good time at noones expense.. apparently those people are few.. they also know im gentle and caring.. for people in general unless i think their a P.O.S. and trust me a butt load of them are and I wont refrain from pointing them out either..If you deem me untrustworthy, or malicious or flat out a false being to start with, feel very very free to push the button up there that says "BLOCK" .. its a very handy dandy button and your using it instead of peering at me with a knowingless pair of selfrightious
Through My HandsThrough My Hands
Where have you been for so long?
Though fields of gold
We danced for so long
I've held you tight
Kissed you in dream filled nights
Remembering your words of forever...like music to me
Now I travel on roads alone
Not knowing the path which was once so clear
I am lost but I don't care
I see you in the distance
I run to hold you
To touch you but once more
I reach out but you drift from view
And the last hope I had
Fades quickly though my hands.
Got Hurt And Lied Towhat every you don't trust this person NJExoticDiva77 ¢¾{Liquid owner} ¢¾s Infernal_Ha¢Óe¢¾ she is 2 face and liear and player and biggest user since got ride off ther to liar Kasy and Nicci. Them 3 are the biggest hearst person there is
1,000 Items Or Less.Probably a new rule implemented because of all the blatant stash abuse rampant on here. We're now limited to 1,000 items or less. Not sure what the limit is for VIPs.
Two RoomsTwo Rooms
At the far end of my castle
In a corridor often traveled
There lies two rooms...filled with people.
The first is brightly colored
People I know so well partying together
Sharing stories of mirth, of dreams and of passion
Here bonds are formed between so many
Plans of the future
Creations of a life before unknown
Adventures of those who have never been given the chance
They know me well in this castle forum
I am a face to some
A lover to others
And a friend to all
Here all is a dream of the mind
One step away from happiness
Or perhaps a step away from darkness
Who is to say?
I exit out of the room and travel across the hallway.
This room is filled with the souls who know the others well
Husbands, wives, lovers, friends....shadows of those unable to join us.
Here no one can talk with one another
Here many live in darkness not knowing they are in a castle at all.
Many have pushed the ones they loved into the room of light
Some never dreamed they wo
RoflmaoSo I was talking to Jeff on the phone, when out of nowhere I go, "Hold on. I need to vacuum up this spider." The spider was about the size of a dime, and hiding behind one of my nesting tables. So I started up the vacuum(the hose was attached), pointed it at the spider, sucked it in the vacuum, waited about 5 seconds to make sure it was in there and definitely dead, and then I yelled, "IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!"
Jeff and I both died laughing.
What's Your Sex Score?Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement
that applies to you...
Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand).
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.
[At least not
romantic or passionately.
]
-Add 2 if you have ne
Help Him Out Please!PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!!
The Bad Wolfy is ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE OUT
But now he need HELP!
The Bad Wolfy is on a Giveaway he need 20,000 Comments and he have right now 12,000 Comment already He need 8,000 Comments more....
Will you help him out with comments and rates?????
Thats the picture to Bomb out.... He had done all that with a little Help But he Wanna get this over soon... We got just 9 Days to get this done PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!!
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To Kill A Spider...I could chastise my mother this very moment for instilling the fear of spiders in me as a young child but I won't. I'll mutter under my breath and say it behind her back like any other normal adult child would do! I'm doing it this instant! How could she?! Omg! the paralizing anxiety! It's crazy I tell you...absolute insanity...to be THAT afraid of spiders!
The other night, I'm home all alone...can't sleep, two a.m....I believe I was watching a re-run episode of Clean House...then...there it went, this HUGE, IMMENSE, could of been a river rock sprouting legs...creature come crawling out from underneath the very couch I was sitting on....SPIDER!
Holy crap! I immediately jumped up from my sitting position to an all out fight stance, pointing my finger directly at the intruder I said "don't you move!" and quickly sprinted towards the kitchen sink cabinet, where every aerosole can and chemicle concoction resides in my house only to find a can of Raid for Ants...ants? Wtf?
In A Bad Mood!i wanna rip that shirt off ya back
remove that fuckn memory
snap that chain off ya neck
take back all the memories and happy moments that were a pack of bullshit lies
go back in time and NEVER allow myself to be that fuckn stoopid over you EVER
whew ok
The Dream Of DesireThe Dream of Desire
In the woods by the castle life is best pondered
The nature of man
The pains of love
The compulsions of desire.
In my life, I have breathed you in
Throughout my pains I dreamt of you for strength
Your name conjures up fields of wild flowers
Your face that of an exploding star
How does a princess capture a star?
How to romance a silver cloud of armour?
Words are my enemy Each time we meet they run from me
The ones I need dearly hide
Leaving me a shell of a sentence
A tiny paragraph to tell you.........
To tell you I am nothing without you
To show you that love is miraculous
Walking though my forest, I pray for wisdom
For those lost words For a way to tell you all that you are and I am.
To show you the fullest passions in my heart
To spend my every breath with you
The dream of fools? Perhaps....
I have loved you before we met
I have dreamed you before I knew your name
And I miss you before you have left.....
Tomorrow I'll Think About God--- On Wed, 7/2/08, David
From: David
Subject: Tomorrow i'll think about God
TOMORROW I'LL
THINK ABOUT GOD
by HELEN STEINER RICE
NOT TODAY WHEN I AM BUSY,
NOT TODAY WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO,
NOT TODAY WHILE I'M YOUNG AND EAGER
AND LIFE IS FAR-REACHING AND NEW-
BUT TOMORROW WHEN I AM OLDER
AND THE TEMPO OF LIFE IS LESS,
I'LL HAVE MORE TIME FOR PRAYING
AND FOR MEDITATING, I GUESS...
BUT TIME IS SWIFT IN ITS PASSING
AND BEFORE WE ARE REALLY AWARE
WE FIND OURSELVES GROWING OLDER
AND DAILY IN NEED OF GOD'S CARE...
AND WHILE GOD IS ALWAYS READY
TO HELP US AND LEAD US ALONG,
BECAUSE WE HAVE TARRIED AND WASTED
OUR YOUNG DAYS IN "DANCING AND SONG,"
WE FIND WE ARE NOT WELL ACQUAINTED
WITH THE WONDERFUL LOVE OF THE LORD
AND WE FEEL VERY STRANGE IN HIS PRESENCE
AND UNWORTHY OF OUR FATHER'S REWARD-
FOR ONLY THE CHILDREN WHO SEEK HIM
WITH HEARTS YET UNTOUCHED AND STILL CLEAN
CAN EVER EXPERIENCE HIS GREATNESS
AND KNOW WHAT HIS LOVE CAN MEAN...
SO WASTE NOT T
A Sad RealityA Sad Reality
You see me as words on a screen
Letters cascading emotions though you
Grins and smiles fill you
Depths of feelings confuse you.
Dancing together on a keyboard of wonder
Drifting within air bound castles
I've loved you as if you stood beside me
I've held you tighter than a dream
Reaching though I take your hand
But you are gone
I was no more than the dream to you
I am as the mist to you
Too risky to be hurt
Suprise......
I was real.....
I loved you....
But now I am gone.
Elect NobodySubject: Elect Nobody
This is just so true! Why do we put up with these people!!!!
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RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation
545 PEOPLE
By Charlie Reese –
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does.
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators, 43
A Deranged Quest For ImmortalityFlying had a strange effect on the great aviation pioneer Charles Lindbergh, leading him to team up with a French surgeon and embark on a quest for ever-lasting life... for a chosen few.
What do you know about Charles Lindbergh?
You probably know he was an American aviator. He achieved overnight world stardom when he became the first person to fly non-stop across the Atlantic, solo, in 1927.
You might also know that Lindbergh was strongly opposed to American involvement in World War II - until Pearl Harbor, after which he volunteered to fly combat missions in the Pacific.
And you might know that in later life he became a prolific author, an explorer and an environmentalist.
But did you know that he was also a machine-obsessed inventor, who entered into a macabre alliance with a French-born surgeon to try to achieve immortality?
Forget aviation hero. On the side, Lindbergh was a Dr Frankenstein figure, who used his mechanical genius to explore the possibility of conque
Why We Are All Not Ron Jermeny Or Jenna JamesonOK so its late the lounge i hang out is quiet so i go and get my points now normally i just do the default but OK i start noticed the other albums* Already i start thinking I know there porn so I prepare myself with a hard shot of tequila. AND OOPS what do u know first random profile Pics of his (( YOU know that song by Gillette Don't want no short dick man)) if u don't look it up on PLAYLIST(( IT burns IT burns the images OOH GOD i cant get the images outta my skull maybe a ice pick will help is all I'm thinking. IM new to fubar but i know not everyone likes u or thinks you hot n shit and rate u a 10 cause lets face it its nice to KNOW stranger will lie to get points on here BUT COME ON PEOPLE really If u gotta take a pic to help u identify what Ur dick looks like chance NO scratch that BIG OH NO U DIDNT chance is UR NOT RON JERMENY and for all Ur lamers who don't now he this BIG FAT greasy head Bastard that screwed a shit load OF EVEN worse looking porn star
Helping MusicCheck out this campaign that raises money for new and upcoming bands like "Killing Caroline". OurStage will give $3 dollars direct to the band for each free sign up. Plus you will receive a free download of the new single Meridan. Go to: www.ourstage.com/go/killingcaroline
Wow What A DayToday has been filled with quiet the surprises. After a night of being home alone since my parents was out of town for the night. One their way home they call to ask where did I want to have my birthday dinner at with just the three of us. I choose the Mexican restaurant here in town. Anyways let me back up to last night. My brother calls and is like Sis I’m sorry but we can’t make it Friday to your birthday party. Being the girl that I am , I started to cry. I was looking forward to having my brother & his family here for the fish fry / birthday party. I waited a while then called my parents to see if he had talked to them. Daddy said he told them that he would know today if he could help them. So back today. Mama calls to tell me that we where going to be able to get the part for their car. That was all I heard until we got out at the restaurant. Mama & Daddy was talking about vehicles. I tuned it out like I always do because it’s not like a hidden fact that Daddy often buys cars &
I Had Some Fantastic HelpOk, let me see if I can say this properly. I was at about 35k or so to this evening and by rating Bill till I started driving him crazy and he sent me to Joanna, whom returned the rates too. She posted a bully asking for some help leveling me. She is a shadow leveler. Yeah, pretty cool,huh? Guess what? It worked. I had people rating and blinging me! Not in any order:momofsteve, ChAoTiC LuViN, ~BABS~, Addictive~ all came to rate my page! Addictive wasn't on my list but is now!
Passionman71 bought me an Elmo bling. *Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê* bought me an Official Fubar bling. the barracuda bought me a bling late yesterday and has rated my page the past two days.
I have received some bling in the past couple of weeks too. One being a jet bling from Phoenix!
Keep reading to the End!
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*applause Sign Flashing*i FINALLY defeated Richter Belmont after 3 days of trying. Gamers, you know what i'm talking about.
My Puppy Is Sooo Smart--sometimes!So hopefully everyones looked in my Sammy Sammerson file by now. I call him Buppy (short for baby puppy, or beautiful puppy my mom says). I've been the one thats been training him since we got him and I've gotten most of the basics down from reading a puppy training book, but its been no easy task, let me tell you!
At any rate, he's a good buppy for the most part, he's very lovey and likes to play. He has the occasional accident and poopies in the house (not too sure its an accident sometimes, since he does it in the same spot all the time no matter how many times we spray with various pet urine odor stuff).
He ALWAYS manages to tangle himself up when he's on the lead, which is frustrating to him and us, bc we're the ones who have to go untangle him! lol
But today, he really shined and showed his intelligence!
(let me first tell you that we put some fencing up this past weekend so he has a place to run without running off)
I said "go out side go potty" (which I always
This Is A Site The Net For Christs Sakes..ok people this is a fucken site its the godamn net learn that its not real life....so wut if a person gets fuengaged or fumarried its for fucken amusment.. every fucken time i get fuengaged or fumarried some dumn ass lame fuck gets mad at me..GROW THE FUCK UP ITS FU DUMN ASSES..One more thing to add even the immiture fucken lil girlS get pissed if a guy is in a differant state you stupid cum bucket bitches y do you get mad if he is friends with someone in real life? thats fucken silly ass kid shit.. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU WINEY HATEN LIL GIRLS THERE IS NOT CHANCE YOU CAN FUCK HIM WAY ACCROSS THE COUNTRY..STUPID LIL HOES...THIS SITE IS FOR FUN YOU DUMB BITCHES GROW THE FUCK UP..!!!!AMUSMENT IF YOU THINK ITS REAL THEN GROW THE FUCK UP GO SEEK HELP FOR SOME FUCKEN PILLS CUZ YOU SURE NEED THEM!!!!!!advice for the lil girls on fu any time a man talks sex to you he dont want you he wants the pussy...so dont think your special cuz he talks sexual shit to you k...same for the lil boys..as well..
RantingI'm ranting now, so excuse my venting. I love ppl period no matter what race, nationality, sex or sexual preference.
Yet its one thing that fucking wracks my nerve, Is some young idiot thinking they have all the answers. Live a little, experience life gets some bumps and bruises, and then maybe then I can tolerate your closed mind, and arrogant way of thinking. I know it’s me, not them. Actually I used to be them; maybe that’s why they piss me off so bad lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.
I’m talking migraine headache ppl when I hear them spew their self proclaimed knowledge; I mean there are idiots at every age, this I know. Yet at least I give them points that, hey you had to have has some experiences in life. Ok, as I write this I realize how trivial it is lmfaoooooooo. That’s why it’s called ranting, I would rather rant here than to express myself in a way that at a later time, I might regret.
So ill just say to all my young friends, keep living. Life has a way of humbling us
Tagged By AngiInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1) I love the smell in the air after it rains
2) I am helping to raise my nephew
3) I am scared of heights
4) I would like to move to Minnesota
5) My favorite flower is the Purple Rose
6) I have a strong faith in God
7) I am turned off by very hairy men
8) One of my friend's considers me her Guardian Angel
9) I read an hour a night before bed
10)I have been singing since I was 2 years old
11) My 2 favorite poems are "Footprints in the Sand" and "Phenomenal Woman"
12) I used to work for a non-profit organization that helped the poor.
13) My favorite video game is Kingdom Hearts.
14) I have never been in lov
Potent"My rhymes are so potent,
they make all the women in the area pregnant."
- Jemaine
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THIS WONDERFUL YOUNG WOMAN IS GOING THROUGHT ALOT RIGHT NOW CAN YOU PLZ PRAY FOR HER AND FAMILY B/C HER GRANDFATHER HAVEING HEALTH ISSUES CAN U GO AN SHOW HER SHE NOT ALONE THAT WE ARE THERE FOR HER I WILL APPRECIATED ALOT
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Where Are The Cattle?If y'all knew where I lived, you'd know that I am in wine country. If you knew that, you might think I penned this piece as I observed the vineyards in my neck of the woods, but this piece actually came to mind as I was gettin' down the road to a rodeo on the California coast - I was driving through Napa. I remember a day when cattle were common in the area - and it made me long for days gone by.
The title of this poem is "Where are the Cattle", but I have always liked my alternative title better: "Sour Grapes". You can call it by whichever tickles your fancy the most. Anyhow, enough of my natter and on with the poem...
Where Are the Cattle?
Where are all the cattle?
The hands tall in the saddle?
Where have all the big ranches gone?
If you'd look you'd be knowin',
There's vineyards a growin'
'Bout grapes, I just can't write no song.
- Bob (this was penned in 2003)
BoyfriendsHeres is ther daeal.. for some reason my boyfriend thinks that it is ok to get mad and make an argument out of nothing. I know that might sound stupid bc every girl or guy would say that they didnt do anything wrong, but im being for real. I think it is to do the whole make up thing, and honestly it is nothing but a bunch of added stress for me. It is nothing but a vicious circle that will never end.
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Finally, After Almost Being There Once Before...I was close in December, had a setback, and worked my ass off to get back to this point again. With the help of all my friends, and some I never even met before, I made it. Thank you, each and every one who helped with rates, blings, comments, and what ever else. I'll be my old, caring, giving self again. No more 'me' for a while. (except wth is MY crush?)
The MomentsThe Moments
Life is nothing more then a series of moments. For so many years I have taken those moments for granted. I think that people in general do …at times. Life is so fast paced now a day. Things go by so quickly and end then what? Oh yes time to reflect. But why only after is there reflection. Why in the reflection there is regret? For me there is no regret. I feel sorry for the people in my life I have hurt or failed to love as they me, however regret I will not. The past as shaped me molded me to be who I am. And I do love myself.
The moments I speak of are the small ones. The times in your life you should truly appreciate while you are in the moment. So many of us have so much to be thankful for. Family, friends and just LIFE.
The moments I look forward to:
Holding my niece in my arms for the first time. Looking into her eyes and feeling the true meaning of peace.
Spending time with my true friends, the ones that have been with me through it all and yet still love
Tagg Game LolYou’ve Been Tagged
Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I love the outdoors
2. I am a super organized person at work, but so unorganized at home
3. I am a shy person most of the time, but very outgoing at work.
4. I have two of the greatest sons
5. I love to write stories, poems etc. but dont think they are all that good
6. I want to go to Australia some day
7. I am obsessed with hockey
8. I will be moving soon
9. I have been going through a really tough time lately..
10. I collect unicorns
5 ppl that I have tagged: Lions~4~Life, Bubbles, Cobra Chris, G.O.O.D, Just some guy in Ohio
Reality....Reality hit me today.
I realized that I, one day will die.
I realized that, I am scared shitless to die alone.
I am not scared to die, I just don't wanna die alone.
It hit me so hard that, I forgot that I was driving at that time.
Does that mean I'm going crazy?
My Grandma Updateok finally got aliitle more info.. she didnt have heart attack i was told ... which is good news... she is doing better now.. she going to have to have surgery.. something to do with bleeding in her stomach... hopefully will know more about this later tomorrow...my dad said she was more like herself today...thanks 4 all your prayers and support... love you all, Evonne
I Didnt Write It But~lmfaoBefore I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?..
One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead.
Amen
How To Get A New Car Without Paying For ItI can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. Trying it out at the Lamborghini dealer later.
How to Get a New Car Without Paying For ItI can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. Trying it out at the Lamborghini dealer later.Get humor videos at NothingToxic
I Want This Guy...I’m the guy who will hold you close, not because your cold or shaking, but because he wants to be close to you.
I’m the guy who loves to twirl you around into his arms anywhere and kisses you for no apparent reason other than loves you.
I’m the guy who says, “Okay, what would you like to do tonight?” not because he wants to go to a game, but because he is interested in you and what you like.
I’m the guy who would go anywhere with you, even to the opera or things that
he doesn’t like because he is spending time with you, and that is all he needs.
I’m the guy that is cautious to give his heart, but when he does it is all for you and he would rather die then not be in your arms at night.
I’m the guy who will bring you things for no special reason than he loves you.
I’m the guy who will never give up hope, and no matter what will stay with you for eternity.
I’m the guy who once is in love, will always love you and never will forget you or how special you are to him.
I Am This Guy!I’m the guy who will hold you close, not because you’re cold or shaking, but because he wasn’t to be close to you.
I’m the guy who loves to twirl you around into his arms anywhere and kisses you for no apparent reason other than loves you.
I’m the guy who says, “Okay, what would you like to do tonight?” not because he wants to go to a game, but because he is interested in you and what you like.
I’m the guy who would go anywhere with you, even to the opera or things that
he doesn’t like because he is spending time with you, and that is all he needs.
I’m the guy that is cautious to give his heart, but when he does it is all for you and he would rather die then not be in your arms at night.
I’m the guy who will bring you things for no special reason than he loves you.
I’m the guy who will never give up hope, and no matter what will stay with you for eternity.
I’m the guy who once is in love, will always love you and never will forget you or how special you are to him
I Want This GirlI'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you.
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant.
I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.
I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.
I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.
I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her.
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have.
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k
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A Best Friend Lost *today Is A Sad Day*Those of you whom have a pet, hold them tight tonight. When I was about twelve years old my mother brought home a dog for Christmas. She was the most precious thing I have ever set my eyes on. She was full of life, playful and always at your side when you were sick or not feeling well. She was my best friend. When she was about 6 months old she was diagnosed with Parvo (a puppy disease that kills most pups) and my family nursed her to health. Each member of my family watching guard and staying awake with her at 2 hour increments. On Christmas day, that year, she turned back into the healthy, energetic dog that we had all come to love. And the disease was gone. It was our own little miracle. She lived a good life. Was loved by many and lived on a farm when she was only a few years old. Those animals kept her life strong. She lived in Las Vegas, Nevada; Lebanon, Oregon; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and lived a full life with love and many people who cared for her. Today, July 2
TravelWell here I am again, a little over a year ago I talked about moving to Missouri and I did but now I am travel with my new job so hopefully I can maked new friend in new places. That doesn't mean I am about to forget my existing friends, I couldn't do that for the world. Well I will keep in touch with all, SMOOCHES!!!!!
Micki Blue EyesMy good friend Micki Blue Eyes is close to leveling. she'll finally be fu-king, she only needs 30k to level she is an awesome person so please go add,fan,& rate her oh yea & please feel free to bling her. She is GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE IF YOUR NOT HER FRIEND ALREADY !!!!! :) Just click the link below to get to her page & thank you all in advance for showing my friend some mad fu-love!!!
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22There is no love untouched by hate
No unity without discord
There is no courage without fear
There is no peace without a war
There is no wisdom without regret
No admiration without scorn
There is strife within the tempest
But there is calm in the eye of the storm
Eye of the Storm - The Cruxshadows (Rogue)
Read lyrics in other blog for futher understanding.
Laconiclaconic luh-KON-ik, adjective:
Using or marked by the use of a minimum of words; brief and pithy; brusque.
Rants For The Week......1. Katman owns WAYYYYYYY too many women 43 last i counted, I hope you ladies all owned by him feel special.........
2. I quit my 2nd job as a gas station attendant last week...... not regretting it one bit...... I dont put up with laziness out of my coworkers...... none of you should either, put your feet down people and make it happen!
3. I was gone for an hour this afternoon and got 3 invites to lounges from people i dont know and are not on my friends list....... fair warning, such people will be blocked automaticly.... thats as bad as telemarketers calling during the dinner hour (or at all for that matter).
4. I had an accident at work, (not my fault, but it still happened) and got a bunch of driveways sealer coated all over my arms and face and have been in chemical burn on my skin for the last 3 days. It SUCKS!
and last but not least.......
5. If you expect me to accept your add request because you fanned and rated me........ YOU CAN STICK A WOOD STAKE WITH LOTS OF
There Is My HeartThere is MY Heart
by LateNiteFantasy©
there is My Heart so warm and true,
There is my soul so deep and blue,
There is the one I love more than life,
Never again will we go through strife,
As I watch the Dawn and see you love,
I whisper look and there is a dove,
Our hearts are one and our souls meet,
And you in my arms honey feel so sweet,
Forever My heart shall I love thee,
forever my heart you shall see.
The day I hold you means all to me,
The day I kiss you such a glee,
Come my love and hold my hand,
And we shall both enter a new land
Together Katherine and Terry.
LOVE YOU BABY
Tower Of LoveTower of Love
by LateNiteFantasy©
think of the morning
think of the night
ways to
mutual delight,
glass of wine
wood fire burning
globe we live on
slowly turning,
latitude – longitude
magnetic flux
evening dress
rented tux,
dance the night
halfway to dawn
King, Queen
knight, pawn,
somewhere past
the witching hour
up the stairs
corner tower,
kiss each other
on the mouth
North, East
West, South,
which direction
shall we turn
what lessons
will we learn,
slowly, slowly
clothing falls
feather bed
softly calls,
a fantasy, a dream
a vision
perfect late night
decision,
mixture of
wine and fun
setting stars
rising sun,
we hail the dawn
in long embrace
ecstasy
by the case,
sun bright
windows, open
just as we both
were hopin’,
ah, the twisted
finger, fate
and indeed
the sex was great …
So Hard.its so hard sometimes, makin a decision that you know will impact the rest of your life. its even harder when you arent really sure about alot of the factors. you always know wats in your heart and wat you really WANT to do, but wat u want isnt always wats best. so u have to make a choice. i'm at that place now, where i need to make a choice. and it is by far the hardest one i have ever had to make. and i have no clue wat to do. i know wat i want, but at the same time i know that i can never actually have that. so wat do i do? wat do i do?
GoodbyeJust Say Goodbye
I wish I knew what happened
wish I knew where we went wrong
how'd we fall so far so fast
after holding on so long?
We talked about a wedding
talked about you becoming my wife
about having a child or two
about a family and a life.
So how is it we're here now
so distant from each other
stretched to the point of breaking
strangers to one another.
None of it seems to matter to you
you don't act like you care
and the burden of trying all by myself
is just too much to bear.
I cherish every moment we spent
and my love for you will never die
but I think its time we both moved on
think its time to just say goodbye...
A Poetic DanceA Poetic Dance
by LateNiteFantasy©
a poetic dance, indeed, have we
for no one else but us to see
the mingling of mutual words
far from noisy, milling herds,
poems I write to myself
thoughts I leave on the shelf
I fold them into paper planes
flick them through the e-mail lanes,
I love life, in all it’s guises
small, medium and large sizes
I walk both beach and mountain trail
check my Box each day for mail,
some days there’s a snip from you
I hold it close, that’s what I do
smile and hope some day we meet
with sense to stay on our feet,
or maybe not (I smile a bit)
never know what parts might fit
never say never, we might be wrong
enjoy life, and live it long ….
End Of An EraYesterday i quit Unholy,Im not gonna get into why and contrary to popular belief it was not becouse of someone else!! Like i said not gonna get into why...it was a tough decision and one i could not make right then n there since i had been with them for sooo long.I know im mad now but i will miss them they were my family or so i thought...when it came down to it i guess i was jus a number. I remember the days of Explisit ...good times and the first opening of Unholy i was excited and we had many good times and alota fun and i owe them for gettin me to dj ...i love it now, at first i was reluctant but now its great.i wish them the best of luck with their lounge, there\'s alota great ppl in there that go there and chill. Like i said i may b mad now but i know i will miss em even though it didnt work out with us. You guys rock the airwaves and i will miss it. TC guys and keep rockin m/ SDMF Forever m/
Vocal ClimaxVocal Climax
by LateNiteFantasy©
When you my lady to me are near,
When my ears your soft voice I hear,
My heart swells full with reward,
But to my surprise I grow hard,
The love of your touch the sound of your sighs,
As closer you pull me between your thighs,
The sound of your voice beckons me you see,
As I hear the words I want you inside me,
I know you are nervous as I slip in,
God you are so beautiful, I find you wet within,
Your passion so sweet makes me throb,
As your sighs turn to moans, I push deeper inwards,
You love me, you coax me with I want your load,
And as upward you arch we both explode,
As we both render a warm feeling so tender,
You and I both together
Relax in warm surrender,
After we have shared
The most sensuous
Climax
taste the moon
embrace the stars
dodge the drunks
in their cars,
kiss the night
that sensual dark
as we stumble
through the park,
arm in arm
filled with wine
should we rush
or take our time,
do it now
some par
Romeo N JulietRomeo n Juliet
by LateNiteFantasy©
What light is it that Romeo needs,
His beautiful Juliet her tenderness indeed,
From the balcony where she should be,
He searches for the light his love just to see,
A glimpse of her a ray of light,
To warm his soul through the night,
Her love makes him warm and whole,
On a moon light night when the air is cold,
In her arms she sets him free,
As they kiss his heart soars you see,
So Romeo where art thou true,
Searching for his Juliet her eyes of blue,
So Juliet fair come to me,
Let your love set me free,
Because you know I love you so,
For I am your,
Romeo
Juliet
What light breaks through yon window,
It is my love with eyes as soft as morning snow,
With voice as soft and gentle as the summer rain,
And when my lips doth taste a kiss that drives me insane,
Her skin soft as satin and hair of lace and down,
Her smile so warm it drives away any frown,
She comes to me when I am sad,
She kisses me, she holds me close, my s
I Was Tagged Twice To Do This One...I was tagged by two people to do this blog thing. I will do 15 for each of them... making a total of 30. I am not tagging anyone else. I don't propagate these things except by inspiration:
Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
30. I was a virgin up until I had just turned 19.
29. I once filled a co-worker's toolbox with expanding foam. It was mean, but nobody liked him anyway. I apologized. I was teased for narcing on myself because nobody would have ever guessed it was me.
28. I used to have sawdust-filled Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore dolls and would play with them with my younger brother who had his own Pooh doll as well. His was called "sitting pooh" because it was sittin
LoveWhen I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
Can Ya Tell I'm Back - LolA Slight sigh...
a gasp for air...
the thought of her body close to mine...
a deep kiss with a passionate embrace...
heaven to my eyes, body and my mind...
touch as seductive...
her touch, sweet and sensual, delightful...
with every embrace, hot fire coming to my senses...
so hot and bothered just with the thought of her body...
and my pride inside of her making me feel so inpatient...
that intoxicating feeling of sweet love making...
A constant fantasy of her and I...
between crisp sheets and rose petals...
a seductive kiss with just a bit of tongue... makes my heart beat run...
lust, love and passion all in one...
makes a hell of a passionate love making that includes so much fun...
make love to me with your eyes...
make love to me with your lips...
make love to me with your finger tips...
but most of all make love to me with your pride...
that special part of you that makes my erotic passion rise...
143 Days143 Days......
Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms
of actual work days? Not much.
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State
Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential
exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate.
That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and
working.
After 143 days of work experience, Obama believes he is ready to
be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of
Lincoln, FDR and JFK.
How many company employees at any level expect to be promoted to
CEO that quickly?
143 days. I store stuff in my freezer longer than that.
This is the same man that took twenty years to dump his radical
pastor.
~the Kiss Or Sting Of A Rose~~The Kiss or Sting of a Rose~
A thorn defends the rose,
harming only those who would steal the blossom. Keep your thorns -
but be sure to put them to use
ONLY in the right situation -
be gentle with your love -
fiercely defend what you believe is right but withhold the thorns from your love.
Peace.
Chelle Belle1000 Fubucks!! and all you have to do is go rate this pic and repost this bully!! 100K to the first to sticky this in my name!
When you're done, PRIVATE MESSAGE me for payment.
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The Two Of UsThe Two of Us
by LateNiteFantasy©
The sands of time slip through your hand,
The winds of time blow across the land,
We side by side will stand together,
We will love and be strong in any weather,
Romeo and Juliet have no bounds,
When the love we share together is found,
To live and die in love is more,
Than to walk through life with a heart tore,
To feel the love so full we share,
There is in time no compare,
These words on paper cant come close,
To the love we have
The two of us.
My Owner Is AwesomeGo Show My Awesome Owner Some Love
jade&jaksonsmom~25 to life~ club mystic~owner of Kinky Gentlemen~Owned by Mae Mae~ Owner of Kristeen@ fubar
She So Deserves It!!!!!
Public Health Waning.To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be
full of crap .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing this as a
public service.
R.i.p. Irish GhostCome join us at 10pm est tonight as we remember a good friend of dig who passed away last night
Three WomenThree women are at a cocktail party. The first woman
Says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera
For two weeks," and then looks at the others with a
Superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well,
my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and
looks about with considerable pride. The third woman
says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't
have much money and we don't have any material
possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder
to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." The first
woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a
confession to make. I was just trying to impress you.
We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going
to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman
says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my
husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford." "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a
Confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to
Stand on one leg
Cosmic SynchronicityThis is an Essay by Anthony North
Many people believe in the existence of higher consciousness in the universe, yet we’re often told that such concepts are unexplainable. I’m not sure this is true. Could we rationalize such a thing?
In my essay, The Mystical Seven, I showed how the ‘law of large numbers’ could be applied, at least philosophically, to such a concept. Stated simply, the law indicates that greater order manifests the greater the number of things involved.
I applied this to the universe.
I argued that it could allow greater order in the clusterings of existence, working up from the individual, the species, the planet, the solar system, galaxy, the island universe and the universe itself.
However, it is maybe time to take this concept a little further. Now, I am not talking about an ‘intelligence’ or ‘rationality’ as we understand it. Rather, could higher consciousness be simply a ‘process’ underlying reality?
What can we say about the concept?
Well, such a
Now It's Time To Say Goodbye.....Ok all...it's been fun, it's been grand....but I'm outta here. I'll leave my profile up for three more days, so as to get the email addresses of a few of you, but after that's been achieved, HASTA!
Wowi just might be the most hated person on fubar...i mean hell i didnt even get anything from a greeter besides from baby J holy shit...you know whats funny to me...yeah i did some fucked up shit but yet they let sporks (you know the chick that killed her baby) stay on here now i am NOT bashin this site so please understand that....i just think that with so much drama that gets washed under the bridge why harbor such anger to me still...now i am not saying that what i did was right if fact it was the wosrt choice i have ever made in my life...but come on i mean cant we all just get past this dumb shit im not here for drama im just trying to use this site for what it was meant for.....FUN
so if you want to hate fine, but is it not time to just let shit go and enjoy a fun site i think it is,
AZ
The "nwo"A One World Government?
During the heady days of the Persian Gulf War, President George Bush dusted off an ancient phrase that immediately set teeth on edge - that is, the grinding teeth of conspiracy trackers.
"I hope history will record that the Gulf Crisis was the crucible of the new world order," Bush intoned in the wake of his greatest triumph, the American-led victory against Iraq. New World Order. The phrase had tripped from the president's lips at least half a dozen other times before and after American smart bombs had transformed the former "wimp" into a short-term war hero.
Of course, the real meaning of the term - bandied about for decades by a phalanx of elite bankers and industrialists - couldn't have been clearer to ultra-right-wingers of the John Birch Society ilk. Simply put, New World Order was code for "one-world government," a megalomaniacal communist plot to enslave the planet. In the words of the late Gay Allen, the prolific Birch Society author, "Communis
Jay-z - 99 ProblemsIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 problems but the bitch aint one
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Th
Nevada's "haunted Areas"The following is a working list of places that are alleged to be haunted in the state of Nevada. As the paranormal is experienced differently from person to person, please let us know if you have had any experiences so we can update our page. For pictures, click names, and for local maps, click addresses. All authors notes will be in green.
Austin
The International Hotel - Intersection of Main St. and Cedar St.
The International Hotel, said to be the oldest hotel in all of Nevada, was moved board by board to Austin, from its original site in Virginia City in 1863. The hotel is said to be haunted by a ghost called "Tommy," a former owner or employee. Tommy has been seen and felt at the end of the bar, and heard clunking around upstairs in the closed hotel.
Battle Mountain
Donna's Diner - 150 West Front St.
The diner is no longer in business, however the building is still there. It is sad that the diner is haunted by a ghost called "The Lad
I BelieveA Birth Certificate shows that we were born
A Death Certificate shows that we died
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly.
I Believe...
That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just
because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I Believe...
That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I B
Pissing People Off Is What I Do Best.Yes, Oh Yes. My second block of the day, and I just had to share it. I like how I still got the last word in. As a warning people, this is entertaining for me. To think I actually give a fuck is wrong. I love being a cunt. ^_^
Oh.. add-on: This all started here... http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=433616 She didn't delete ALL of my comments. Hehehe.
New Playlist...lyrics#1
Strange Love
There'll be times
When my crimes
Will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
Because you have to make this life liveable
But when you think Ive had enough
From your sea of love
Ill take more than another riverfull
And Ill make it all worthwhile
Ill make your heart smile
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
Thats how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me
Will you take the pain
I will give to you
Again and again
And will you return it
Therell be days
When Ill stray
I may appear to be
Constantly out of reach
I give in to sin
Because I like to practise what I preach
Im not trying to say
Ill have it all my way
Im always willing to learn
When youve got something to teach
And Ill make it all worthwhile
Ill make your heart smile
Pain will you return it
Ill say it again -- pain
Pain will you return it
I wont say it again
I give in
Again and again
I give in
Will you give it to me
I give in
Ill say
Trying To Figure Me OutTrying to figure me out.....
People often think they know me really well,when in fact they don't. I am quiet passive in most things. I take more things in stride than it seems. I am more aggressive when it comes to my children,family,friends and other things that only a few lucky people know. I over think things that I shouldn't,but I also go with my gut feeling.You see in the end it is usually right on the mark. I am not good with words,I never have been. Some friends say that I say the most important things just when I need too. I guess I keep my mouth shut when needed and open it when I have something important to say. You never truely know someone to their core.I don't think it is possible. I don't care how blunt and open you are,you always have some secrets hiding in your brain that you never want people to know. I honestly don't think I am that hard to understand. I want to be loved just like anyone else.have someone in my life that knows what I am thinking just by looking in
ElsewhereBethany Joy Lenz LyricsElsewhere Lyrics
I love the time and in between
The calm inside me
In this space where I can breathe
I believe there is a distance I have wandered
To touch upon the years
Reaching out and reaching in
Holding out holding in
I believe
This is heaven to no one else but me
And I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence
If I chose to would you try to understand
Oh the quiet child awaits the day when she can break free
The mold that clings like desperation
Oh mother don't you see I've got
To live my life the way I feel is right for me,
Say it's not right for you
But it's right for me
I believe
This is heaven to no one else but me
And I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence
If I chose to would you try to understand
Showing My Excitement For The Sexy Ladies Of FubarYes, I am a very naughty and horny guy.
When I look at all the sexy women on Fubar showing off their bodies, well, I can't help myself. Of course, I don't want to help myself.
I like sharing naughty pics with the sexy ladies and have posted a few to start in my albums. If any sexy woman with no hang ups want to check them out, then just let me know.
I don't care about ratings, points, scores, levels, or any other BS like that. I like to leave naughty comments on the sexy women's pics and enjoy ready some left on mine.
It's all about having a good time, right?
And don't blame me for getting excited. You ladies shouldn't be so damn sexy.
Not As Some LovesNot as Some Loves
by LateNiteFantasy©
Sometimes, some loves will merely drop away—
indifference will most any love condemn.
It's best that some loves die, and then decay.
Sometimes, contention sends weak loves astray,
and love grows stagnant, dull, before the end.
Sometimes some loves will merely drop away,
but not a proper love, a love for which we pray,
one that is fervent, and never needs amends.
It's best that some loves die, and then decay.
Our love's not weak. It's firm. Yes, others say
that they'll be always joined. But that's pretend.
Sometimes some loves will merely drop away.
That's not our love. Ours is the only way
to make us whole, both as lovers and as friends.
It's best that some loves die and then decay.
At end our love is sure. Again I say
our love is straight, is pure—our love won't bend.
Sometimes some loves will merely drop away.
It's best that some loves die and then decay.
Like Always BsI looked out of the windshield and seen more than the rain pouring down. Watching it hit and form with the rest, forming a mass.
Like my life has been it seems. Many small things hitting my surface, some grand and others minuscule. Some having a great impact others just a ripple, but when combined its become united and has more power than expected.
Time was that this was never an issue to me. If it was more powerful than I, I ignored it or let it go away leaving it's trail of resentments that I would use to make me stronger. This served me well, learning as each obstacle tested me or not letting some things even have a chance to prove their power.
I missed a lot by doing this for many years/decades.
I've found that by facing my battles it makes me stronger. Granted those battles might seem small to most, but since I've learned that it's battles that win wars. All these years not facing the problems that have come at me had weakened me, emotionally starved it seems. These h
Dangerous Strangeri feel ur gaze on my back, creepin down my spine
turnin around, your eyes pierce mine
diseasin my mind, every part of me burnin
leavin me agonizin for ya touch
givin me a fast rush, cheeks flushed
as you come closer, im paralyzed,hypnotized
i dont know who you are....youre a stranger
i dont care, just a lil scared.. ignorin the danger
disturbed from routine,unforeseen
do you get what you doin to me?
all five sense amplified,intensified
all my ablities, you stole
no possession of self control
consuming my entire being
burning sexual desire
you...my supplier.. please, take me higher
i dont know who you are....youre a stranger
i dont care, just a lil scared.. ignorin the danger
breahthless yet succumbing to your power
waiting for you to devour me hour by hour
this disturbance comes wit new found confidence
tryin to make sense of all this
no explantion just anticipation
Lines From A Foolish Male PoetLines from a Foolish Male Poet
by LateNiteFantasy©
Lines from a Foolish Male Poet,
Praising a Female Poet's Excellent Lines
You wear your talent like your beauty—simply,
unadorned, as it needs no adornment—for its true
worth is in form and elegance and fine subtlety.
Your phrasing is exact and reflects your cool
intelligence and mastery of verse. "Cool" not as cold,
as your theme is often warm. I mean controlled,
or careful, fitted more like dovetail than glove.
It's your craftsmanship, not retail, that I love
about your words. You build but do not sell
your poems. Their surface glows with polish
that refines their sturdiness, shows off how well,
how solid they are made. My only, impure, wish
when I read them, blessed by your grace and style,
is that I read them in your arms, kissing you the while.
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I Have 2 blings up for auction
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Flying Monkey
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Come and help out and help him get the spotlight
He is a total sweetheart to his Angels and we would
love to get this for him to say thanks for all he does
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Sex On The PhoneSex on the phone
by LateNiteFantasy©
"Hello?"
She was on the other line
He asked how she was
"Oh, just fine."
They had never met, never stood eye to eye
Yet they were no strangers
He was never shy
They knew each other inside out
He talked to her in a sexy voice
She whispered over the phone;
They have fun, they have good times
They let their imagination steer their mind
They know they shouldn't do it
They know it's bad
But they can't say no
It's driving them mad
Sex on the phone
They want it to be different
They want it to be thrillin'
They have sex on the phone
Need it to be chillin'
Sex on the phone
You can hear how they moan
She lays by the phone in her pink lingerie
He's in bed, wishing to be there
"I want you here with me tonight. I want to feel you against me, your breath upon my skin. I want you baby. Want to feel you from within."
"Me too darling, I feel the same. I want you baby, your lips devouring mine. I need you lover. Please
This Is Me Abc'sA- AMAZING
B- BEAUTIFUL
C-CRAZY
D-DARING
E-EXCELLENT
F-FABOLOUS
G-GIRLY
H-HOTT
I-ICY
J-JOKER
K-KISSABLE
L-LOVER
M-MEMERIZED
N-NICE AND NAUGHTY
O-OUTGOING
P-PARTY GOER
Q-QUIVERING QUEEN
R-ROMANTIC
S-SASSY AND SPOILED
T-TASTEFUL
U-URBAN CHICK
V-VANITY
W-WONDERFUL
X-XCASTY
Y-YOUNG
Z-ZESTY
Love On FubarThis content is about love.
Since i been on this site i thought i would never find a woman to stick me. But after months on here i finally found the one i can truely be with forever. We both understand each other in different ways. And if u all want to know her name it is Kanena, my lady.
So from this love i put on here anyone can find love if ur single. If u love her so much make sure u stay with her no matter what the problem is. Work out the problems u have no matter how big or small it is.
Hope Someone Brought The Hatchet Cause This Mo Fo Need His Wig SpitOK LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT EVEN IF U DONT ROLL WITH MY CLICK; WE ARE ALL JUGGALO'S AND I HAVE MAD LOVE FOR ALL WHO ARE DOWN WITH THE CLOWNZ!!!
BUT THERE IS ONE THING I HATE IS A FUXKIN BITXH BOY WHO HIT THEIR LETTE'S OR BETTER YET TRY TO RUN THEM OVER IN THERE VAN!!!!(this girl left everything in Florida AND DROVE TO CALI TO B WIT DIS BITXH BOY )
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Things That I Have On The NetSo a little bit about me.... I'm 30 years old, live in Phoenix, Arizona and I have different things going on in my life. I am currently married but like to mess around on the internet and make new friends.
I am about a year into owning my own small time business and I enjoy that. I am learning how to do different things and in about a month I will be going and sitting for A+ and Network+. I was an EMT in Arizona for about 13 years, and have since discovered that I don't like that anymore. I am studying for a degree in computer forensics while all this is going on.
I enjoy being social with people and don't hide who I am. I also enjoy writing which I do and post on Authorsden.com. If you are interested in reading what I have written just ask and I will provide you with the link. I have also started an online store through Ioffer, which so far hasn't provided me with any additional money.
I also enjoy outdoor stuff when it's not to hot like it is right now in the su
Embrace Me With The DarknessEmbrace Me With The Darkness
by LateNiteFantasy©
Embrace me, oh, close darkness; well-remembered friend.
Cloak me in your depths
Your silent fingers twist and twine their way into my consciousness
Embedding themselves within the secret recesses of my core.
Fibrous lengths bind me intricately
Elaborate patterns
Attempting to make themselves permanent fixtures
Cut them not—they’re pretty, aren’t they?
I stroke them
Enjoying their gossamer beauty
Wallowing in their deceitful comfort
Leave me! Leave me to the pondering s of their placement.
Ah! Allow me the luxury of fondling their presence
Turning them over
Admiring them from every angle carefully
‘Til I am forced to release them—once again.
So Called FriendsWhy is it when you are talking to someone just chillin trying to get to know them and all of the sudden they stop talking to you and start to talking to a friend of yours? Which is fine but why do you have to stop talking to one to talk to the other?
I am married and not looking for any hook ups but cant you have more than one friend and chat with them instead of being sneaky and coming up with stupid reasons as to why they are not chatting with you.
Maybe its just me cause I can have more than one friend and chat with everyone and dont have to lie and sneak behind anothers back.....
Just my feelings...
The Love DreamThe Love Dream
by LateNiteFantasy©
Love is but a dream,
a wastrel’s pipe-
packed with hope and good cheer and luck.
Once lit, it burns bright
then slowly embers itself out;
emptied ashes disintegrate
and blow away on the wind.
Behind Closed EyesBehind Closed Eyes
by LateNiteFantasy©
When I close my eyes a beautiful world appears
...a world of wonderment and not too many tears.
The dreams and laughter of a lifetime are encompassed there;
The effervescent hopes and tenderness of years.
Yet when my eyes are opened, I see reality.
I see the way things are and the way they have to be.
And so I resolutely straighten my shoulders and hold my head high--
To go on and march down the road and do what I can to make it alrigh'.
But in the quiet times, behind closed eyes, I visit that sacred place.
I lie there and I sigh...with a soft smile upon my face.
Lest We ForgetLest we forget
JUST A COMMON SOLDIER
(A Soldier Died Today)
by A. Lawrence Vaincourt
He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast,
And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past.
Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done,
In his exploits with his buddies; they were heroes, every one.
And tho' sometimes, to his neighbors, his tales became a joke,
All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke.
But we'll hear his tales no longer for old Bill has passed away,
And the world's a little poorer, for a soldier died today.
He will not be mourned by many, just his children and his wife,
For he lived an ordinary and quite uneventful life.
Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way,
And the world won't note his passing, though a soldier died today.
When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state,
While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were grea
Kyles Surgerykyle goes in this morn to have his tonsils/adnoids out & grommits in(had 3 sets b4). been told that with the tonsils & adnoids out his speech could improve ,that would be great if it does fingers crossed there . 2 weeks of keeping him home & juggling shifts are ahead of us . i wont be on much today should be back tomorrow
The PromiseThe Promise
by LateNiteFantasy©
Along His path He finds her;
charred and broken
Her tortured soul laid open;
bleeding and raw
He lifts her up
and cradles her in His hands.
He spies a tiny ember...
a spark of life left behind
Tenderly He cleans the wounds,
washing away the ashes of distrust
and the crust of despair
He sees her promise
Gently He blows upon the tiny flame
igniting the desires...
hidden by a lifetime of pain.
The fire burns hot; removing the dross of pain and broken trust
He protects that gentle flame
cupping His hands about it
keeping the winds at bay
Using His own light, He shows her the way;
along the path to completeness
He holds her enraptured
offering her the freedom within the bonds
Guiding her to the light
Finally, she is whole.
My HeartI HOPE TODAY FINDS YOU WELL AND FULL OF HAPPINESS!!!
My Heart
Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in
'08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It's
not easy!
Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones
Car RepairsI was wondering if anybody could find out (especially those living in Tennessee) how much it would cost to get some body work done on my car. The driver side headlight got smashed and the hood is jammed shut. Anyone?
Catholic Heart AttackCATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!
Day 2its day to the auction and i've gone from 50k to 200k, come on now i know my friends can do better than that. this is ur chance to own me and make me basically ur fu salve for a month or more depending on ur bid. my offer is on the pic, but it is subject to change based on bid... negations can be done.
Helpmehelpafriend!!!Want some Goodies!!
So it's simple...As most know My old account had thousands of friends and fans and was almost a Godfather...In an attempt to get back there this is what I will try...
Refer your friends to me!
I will have a blog to keep track of all this and you can check at anytime to see how many referals you have and who they were.
To get a referal they must rate me a 10 or higher Fan me and send a request that says your name...
Its gotta be your screen name so I know exactly who sent them.
Ok so what do you get?
$1000 fubucks and a drink per referal!
Once you hit 10 you get an extra $5000 fubucks!
Once you hit 20...you get a perm. blog pimpout and bully.
Get 30 and then you get an extra &20,000 fubucks!
once you pass 30 you get $2000 per friends request! With extra bonuses to be thrown in as well!
How easy is this! make a blog or a bully and repost it a few times and get paid for it!
Anybody on my friends list can play!
Saving for
Back From Turkeywell istanbul and incirlik turkey..were very interesting..and freeking hot...will try and upload some more photos..as soon as i get rid of the pesky 2000 points i have left..lol
PdateHello from Jena, East Germany.
Here for 1 morE day then off to LEIPZIG, Germany to see SANTANA, ( It was a x-mas gift from last x-mas)
Jena is a growing town. Lots of Colleges, universities and research institutes.
some of the main sites are:
The 13th century Town Hall ("Rathaus"). It has astronomic clock featuring the "Snatching Hans" ("Schnapphans").
The Gothic St. Michael's Church ("Michaelskirche", 1506). It has a bronze slab of Martin Luther's tomb
Monument to John Frederick the Magnanimous (1905-08),
in the Market Square The Old Castle and numerous towers from the medieval fortifications, including the Powder Tower (13th-14th centuries)
House of Friedrich Schiller and his Wedding Church.
The Botanical Garden, founded in 1580, the second oldest botanical garden in Germany
Jen-Tower, a research edifice built in GDR times. There is a restaurant and viewing platform at the 27th floor.
Today Jena is a manufacturing city, specializing in precision machiner
Things I Have Learned (a Little Late .... ) LolThings that I have learned ... and this might be something I learned recently, or that I just got the light bulb on in one of the Depressive/Manic phases of my "Bipolarness" (either way the list will continue to grow considering I love learning... even the hard lessons).
1. That as much as I and most of my colleagues consider the internet a useful means of communication and connectivity to people we might not have ever run into in "real life"; the rest of the world seems to think it's one big SIMSONLINE game where you pick a character and a personality .... and "act" out scenarios that otherwise they dont have the b*lls to handle in real life. Its just so easy to come here and be something your not, to the people who are actually Authentic. Authenticity.... word of the day!!
2. That no matter how much you think you can change someones mind about something.... its their mind... and Only they can change it. This would apply to things like.... "Well I thought I could change him once
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TaggedHere is what ya do....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I LOVE TO SING
2. I AM VERY ROMANTIC
3. I AM VERY EASYGOING
4. I LOVE TO EXERCISE
5. I LOVE TO PLAY GAMES (XBOX 360)
6. I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD
7. I HATE REALITY SHOWS
8. I LOVE TO DRIVE BUT HATE THE GAS PRICES
9. I'M A GREAT DANCER
10.I LOVE TO COOK AND AM VERY GOOD AT IT
TAGGED!
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Wtf?M3GZ: i didnt want to i just poped up
->M3GZ: you're more than welcome to not look... trust me, it won't hurt my feelings
M3GZ: then change ur picture cuz u look like u got run over by a steam roller in that pic..... REALLY KREEPY
->M3GZ: i don't even get why it's an issue... if i was underweight or something, i'd know... my tits and/or ass would be the first to go, and i'm still a c cup, and my ass still fills out jeans
M3GZ: ok then dont suc in ur scarein me
->M3GZ: however, my weight is definitely not an issue... i'm carefully monitored by 7 different specialists, and they all say i'm within normal weight range
M3GZ: eat something then it make u feel better
->M3GZ: i have an incurable disease
->M3GZ: uhm... newsflash... i am going to die
M3GZ: im in shape n stil look good u look sick no offence at all truthfully im scared for u u look like ur gonna die
->M3GZ: why? so i can look like the other fat chicks that post pics of their fat rolls so that sex starved basement dwelle
I Got Tagged!!!Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Alright... So I got tagged... Here goes!!!!
1: My #1 fantasy is to make love on a roof in the middle of a thunderstorm.
2: I have an OCD with q-tips and my ears.
3: I love the smell of gasoline.
4: I wear thongs.
5: My favorite movie is The Crow.
6: I love Maroon 5.
7: I love watching cartoons.
8: Guys with long hair turn me on.
9: I've fallen in love with someone online before. We met and were together for 6 years.
10: I love animals.
11: I don't like basketball.
12: Jager is my favorite liquor (without the bomb please).
13: I love to color.
14: Cats are my favorite animal. (Yes, I have one.)
15: I love
MistakeAs I sift and drift through bullshit,
That plagues from day to day,
Would you ever really notice I've gone away?
I'm over the wall,
Over the hill,
Over at your place,
I'm over the safeties,
Over the phone calls,
Over the rage,
What a mistake.
When you've lost the stones to throw,
The ones I found to make a fire,
And all the lonely souls that say so get fired.
What a mistake,
What a mistake,
What a mistake,
What a mistake,
I've never been lost,
I've never been found,
And it make no difference, if I'm around,
There's never been words, never been actions
Never made promises that i never kept.
I'm over the wall,
Over the hill,
Over at your place
Interlude by both Chad & Ryan:
I just can't seem to get out of this,
Pulling on a thread,
I'm always pulling on a thread,
I'm always pulling on a thread,
And I'm always
What a mistake, mistake.
So as i sift and drift through bullshit,
That plagues from day to day,
Would you ever really notic
AuctionIT’S AUCTION TIME!!!
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Happy Birthday!Thank you to everyone for stopping by and giving me a gr8 birthday, just got back from the creek w/ the girls and the better-half, I will be posting pics later and will be keeping the hoodlums away tonight with fireworks LOL TY DG and Sonny for making the bulletin for my birthday you two are gr8 friends. To everyone here is a toast for today, May you be in heaven, thirty minutes before hell knows you are there! Love yall each and everyone and we will see ya on the flipside, if you get bored check out a couple of my new vids on youtube and repost this link www.youtube.com/user/iamjohnnyprice
Singleit sucks being single
im tired of being single but no one a guy like me
no matter how nice i am it does not help me at all
What Do You Wish For?When you walk outside your door,
What do you wish for?
When you get in your car to head into the office,
What do you wish for?
When you sit down at your desk,
Get behind the wheel of your comapny vehicle,
Start prepping for the lunch rush,
What do you wish for?
Do you wish for more time to do your job?
Do you wish for less job so you have more time?
Is there an instance in your life that your NOT wishing?
Everyday I wake up,
wishing the sun would sleep a bit longer,
wishing the day would not be drawn out,
wishing I had more to look forward too after getting up,
wishing my life was so much different.
Then I wish I wasnt so selfish,
and go about my day.
Ok Cupid QuizYour result for The Beverage Identity Test by runyoshirun ...
Orange Juice
If you were a drink, you'd be 34% alternative, 39% caustic and 50% playful. Mmm, tasty.
This image would not display correctly. Could you drop me a message to let me know? So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Orange Juice.
Orange juice is both a little bit fun and just a tiny bit acidic, like you. You pack a bit of a punch, but you've got a playful side as well. It's that exact kick of yours that gets a lot of people through their mornings!
In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.
You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in
The Rules!Want some Goodies!!
So it's simple...As most know My old account had thousands of friends and fans and was almost a Godfather...In an attempt to get back there this is what I will try...
Refer your friends to me!
I will have a blog to keep track of all this and you can check at anytime to see how many referals you have and who they were.
To get a referal they must rate me a 10 or higher Fan me and send a request that says your name...
Its gotta be your screen name so I know exactly who sent them.
Ok so what do you get?
$1000 fubucks per referal!
Once you hit 10 you get an extra $5000 fubucks!
Once you hit 20...you get a perm. blog pimpout and bully.
Get 30 and then you get an extra &20,000 fubucks!
once you pass 30 you get $2000 per friends request! With extra bonuses to be thrown in as well!
How easy is this! make a blog or a bully and repost it a few times and get paid for it!
Anybody on my friends list can play!
Saving for a spotlight?
New CompanyWell just got a new offer werner it is .The road is calling me. Redneck heaven .
Dish On SmallvilleNow that Smallville's Lex is gone, please tell me Chloe will get her job back at the "Daily Planet." She was fired so unfairly. twistedlyn
Matt: I want Allison Mack's plucky newshound back at work as much as you. Alas, Chloe will have some serious 'splaining to do before the government loosens the cuffs and lets her return to the keyboard.
I Am Doing It Again.....:p LolYall All Know This Fu Sweetheart. She Is To
Blame On So Many Of Us Leveling. She Is All Over Everyone's Stash, Keep'in Us All Wasted, Or Maybe In My Case Fuss'in At Me About My Ripped Pics. lol
Come Check Her Out In This Cute Auction. You Won't
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My GiftI found someone who is really sweet and I can't wait for us to be together.
So I am no longer looking for love.
I didn't think that Fubar had the answer
but apparently this site is magical because love came to me here.
In the meantime Im just having fun on this site.
Making friends is always fun but my heart now belongs to Suny.
I love you baby!
:)
Because No One Ever Reads The "about Me"About ~*CutePsychoKttn*~
I am definitely a walking contradiction; an enigma in most
senses of the word.
I am happily
married; completely satisfied with my life and my partner; but my marriage is
flexible and I desire more from life; from people I interact with, and from the
experiences that are allowed us in this lifetime. Pushing the envelope of social
standards is what I crave; polyamorous is what I am. I truly believe that drama
is not a negative; but the spice of life that makes this time we have been
blessed with worth experiencing.I have posted ads on adult websites where
"getting laid" is the primary objective for lack of a straight forward avenue I can follow to obtain what I pursue (as sex is not my number one priority). I
prefer the intensity of meeting and connecting with someone new and exciting but then the prolonged period of learning each and every nuance of that person. Maybe we develop a relationship full of passion and spontaneous i
Facebook Gets Poked In ChinaFollowing Facebook’s recent launch of a Chinese-language version for mainland China, users in some parts of Beijing are finding the site’s homepage inaccessible.
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Screen shot of Facebook’s simplified Chinese home page
Technical glitch? Government crackdown? As always with the Web in China, it’s very hard to say. Facebook didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment. China’s censors don’t discuss which sites they target – or, for that matter, the fact that they block sites at all. And enforcement often varies between regions and even between Internet service providers. Indeed, users in at least some other parts of the country were able to access Facebook Tuesday, even as some in Beijing couldn’t.
Experts say the mystery behind China’s methods are part of the system’s sophistication. While in some countries, users are notified when they are trying to access blocked content, Web surfers in China get connection “timeout” or “reset” messages, whi
Love...This is a little bit of my heart and soul...
Please be gentle with it.
This blog might have something to say to somebody specific...if that were the case you'd know who you are.
To many I may seem that my feeling don't get hurt easily. When it comes to love this is a lie.
Why is it so hard to find somebody thats there for you...not for what you can do for them or what pleasure you can bring. There for you as a whole? To be there through thick and thin.
My experience always ends with 2 types of men. Not that this is all men. The ones I find though are always one of two thing...
Only around for their own self-gratification. once they have it they are gone or everytime they come around thats what they are after.
Or..
At the first test of honor or sign of commitment they hit the door running.
Is it impossible to find a decent man that wants to be committed to one person and have something meaningful? Have long talks and spend time together and not just want sex a
I Blew A "head Gasket"Some of you might know...
I had an incident at work on Monday. I don't remember all the details, but the idea is that I'm OK so stop worrying.
Heat stroke and stress were the contributing factors in a seizure I suffered on Monday. From what I'm told, my leadman and I were arguing over a part that dayshift had messed up. When I started to return his shouts. I hit the floor and started twitching. The first thing I remember is the ambulance. I'm off my regular job for the rest of this week, and will be here if you have need of me.
Moral: Stay cool. Stay in school....
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for every 100 rates they get
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and
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please private message me
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SpectacleBreak forth this grand spectacle
For it is time to look at the mirror
And face the beast within
A twisted soul so long ago
Lost its very basic humanity
Frightened, lonely, vengeful, lost
Wanting, Hating, craving, relating
Give a toast to the beast,
Tonight’s spectacle has promise
Two lives live in this body
And one shall die tonight
Frightened, lonely, vengeful, lost
Wanting, Hating, craving, relating
And when you taste your own flesh,
You know the beast has won for now
Frightened, lonely, vengeful, lost
Wanting, Hating, craving, relating
And in droves the public gathers,
Sadist, gladiators, mothers and lovers,
As an open theatrical mastication
Will keep their boredom at bay
Frightened, lonely, vengeful, lost
Wanting, Hating, craving, relating
And may you pick up a souvenir,
A shred of dignity smoldering in the breeze
Like an incense to cover the smell
Covering the stench of your own shame
Frightened, lonely, vengeful, lost
Wanting, Ha
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Havasu AnticsThe following is a PSA: Do not try this at home.
Frank is young and fears nothing, an adrenaline junky. Loves extreme sports. And snapping girls' bras. He's a wild child. Will attempt anything once. Prime example.....this dive.
Warning: May cause heart failure, or loss of bladder control
Nutbags!bclubdave: wanna c me tie up my balls and wack them with a wrench on cam? i have yahoo and msn
Why in the hell would anyone want to see that? Seriously!
Contactingif u guys want to talk to me besides here, u can reach me at roguewolf20@sbcglobal.net (yahoo and msn messenger) www.myspace.com/roguewolf20
Internet Downsorry havent been online for several days but my internet was down all that time and finally got it back on today and im tryin to catch up things.. to all the friends that wished me a happy birthday while i was gone a big thanks goes out for thinkin about me cause things havent been to good around here for me either but hope to get back into the swing of things again very soon
TaggededededOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. Born and raised in the south. couldnt get much better
2. people say i have a sexy southern accent? lol
3. im a full fledged flip flop wearer lol say that 10 times fast
4. i once made someone piss themselves bc i made them laugh so hard lol true story. i wont say who tho. i dont wanna die
5. there isnt anything i wouldnt do for the people i call my friends
6. i have a sister, shes a bitch, and i love her
7. i have OCD with my hands. i wash, lotion and santize my hands constantly. i have some of the softest hands on earth lol
8. im a human juke box. i know A LOT of music. prob some of the most random songs that nobody would ever think of r
RandomnessInstructions...... (I was tagged by clowny)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1) My biggest fear are frogs, yet I have one tattooed on my lower back.
2) I have broken 12 bones in my body, my left elbow twice in the same year.(Guess that qualifies me as clutsy?)
3) I have monkey toes and can pick up a penny off of a tile floor with them.
4) I like to put ranch dressing in my mashed potatoes.
5) Like the person that tagged me, I am, also, anal retentive about spelling errors. I have the habit of correcting them.
6) From the age of 12 to the age of 16, I volunteered at a zoo, where I have bitten numerous times by different animals.
7) In my Junior year of hig
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A Soldier's PrayerGod our Father,
Help me to remain true to my ideals
during my service to my country.
Help me be what is in America,
the land of the free.
May I realize that I represent
what our country stands for.
My uniform is a symbol of duty and valor
both in peace and in war.
I take up arms to defend what all Americans hold dear:
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Grant me the strength to live according to these ideals,
the courage of my convictions, and the resolve to endure whatever dangers threaten.
With you at our side I fear no evil
and resist every enemy,
secure in the knowledge
that you hold me in the palm of your hand.
Amen.
Author Unknown
The soldier stood and faced his God Which must always come to pass...
He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
The soldier squared his should
Title Code....This type of title code is used when you scroll over a picture, word link, or even a picture link, that what ever you write within the title codes will show when some one scrolls over the image or word link...
Codes for each type of title link
Word Link Titling Code
Words to made link
Image Titling code
Image Link Titling Code
Image Titling code (with no link border)
A Few Examples
Scroll over each to see effect of it
Word link titling
Using my Fu Page as a link
Emanon's Page
Image Titling
Image Linking Titling
Using my Fubar page as a link in conjunction with the previous pic
Image Linking Titling with no link border
Using my Fubar page as a link in conjunction with the previous pic
HmmWas just reading a mumm..about child neglect..and lady posted her grandkids pics on there. Although i know,,this is a adult site..and there is pedophiles out there.. fact is..how are they going to track your grandchild down unless you give them more information..like your whole name..etc?
You can see tons of kids..everywhere. On the net..out in town..etc. I really do not see where theres harm in posting kids pics..unless you are doing indecent pics.
Thats just my opinion though.
Girls, Are You Ready For Swimsuit Season??Did I mention I LOVE Dave Barry? He cheers me up like no one else can. lol Enjoy!
Posted on Sun, May. 25, 2008
On the swimsuit front
BY DAVE BARRY
(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published May 19, 2002.)
Ladies: It's time to get in shape for swimsuit season! If you start a program of diet and exercise NOW, in just a few weeks you can shed that extra 10 pounds, so when it's time to ''hit the beach,'' you can put on that new bikini with the confidence that comes from knowing that you will immediately take off that new bikini, put on a bathrobe and spend the rest of the weekend in your bedroom, weeping and eating Häagen-Dazs straight from the container.
Because let's face it, 10 pounds is not going to get the job done. Not these days, when the strict bodily standards set by supermodels and top Hollywood stars dictate that no woman is supposed to weigh more than her lipstick. How do these celebrities stay so impossibly thin? Simple: They have full-time persona
Grrrwhat the hells up wit fubar...why wont it let me rate anyones profile....i keep getting this message with everyone i try to rate
ERROR: failed to add user rating. try again later. :-(
Vegas VacationMy sister and I are going on a mini vacation to Vegas in a few weeks. This will be our first time to Vegas....woohoo!!! So, besides going to Thunder From Down Under what sights should we see? What should we do? Where should we go?
Help a hottie out and give me some feedback.
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
First MeetingThere she stood...he would know those legs anywhere! His eyes tracing a path from the heels she had worn slowly up the muscular calves to her thighs. He knew that neck and the gentle slope it made into her shoulders. Walking up behind her he whispered,"Waiting for me?" Without turning around she smiled hearing the all too familiar voice. She turned to face him. Suddenly they were the only two left in the terminal. Both laughing they hug,neither willing to let go. "I'm really here aren't I?" as he enjoys the feel of her body against his. "Yes, you sure are...finally!" Being bumped by a passer-by jars them back to reality. "Do you have your things?" She looks around the floor. "Yep,lets get outta here!"
Reaching the car he sets his luggage down as she digs in her purse for the keys. "Just a second" touching her arm "I've needed to do this since I first saw you back there." Holding her face in his hands he leans over to softly kiss her lips. Looking at each other they kiss again mo
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TaggedTag'd By Lula13
O.K. heres how it works. Once you have been tagged you must write a blog listing 15 random fact, intrests, or habits about yourself. Then choose 5 people to tag. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog. Then type there names at the bottom of your blog. You can not tag the person who tagged you. Have fun.
15 facts of dizzy.
1. single mom of 3
2. have a step grandson
3. have grandbaby due in sept
4. love to meet new ppl
5. fav food is Italian
6. dog named lady
7. smoker
8. have 2 tats (maybe 2 more soon)
9. love online games
10. looking for that one man meant for me
11. drive a Honda Accord
12. own my own at home business
13. want to travel after youngest graduates (1yr)
14. hazel eyes
15. my kids drive me crazy lol
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Lesson To HeedAppearing from nothing,
Making everything.
Just as quickly as a brush stroke,
Gone...leaving only nothing again.
Nohting so much as a whisper,
To lend a hint of your self exile.
The connection so strong,
Is not even on life support now.
Lending thoughts of past lives gone wrong,
Causing a hasty withdraw for one's preservation.
A void that has taught so much,
Lesson to heed by in the future.
Appearing from nothing,
Making everything.
Just as quickly as a brush stroke,
Gone...leaving only nothing again.
Just Sharing Good Humor...enjoyPosted on Sun, Jun. 29, 2008
Got ants in your pants?
BY DAVE BARRY
(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published July 7, 2002.)
Summer is a lazy, relaxed, carefree time of year, when our thoughts turn to the possibility that our flesh will be stripped from our bones by millions of razor-sharp mandibles.
At least my thoughts do, ever since a gang of ants started a colony somewhere in my office, which is in my home in South Florida. (In fact, for tax purposes, this office occupies 248 percent of my home's square footage.) I'll be sitting in my usual work position, with my feet up on my desk, pondering the kind of question that, in my role as a leading opinion-maker, I am often called upon to answer, such as: Which is a funnier animal name, ''wolverine'' or ``weasel''?
(ANSWER: ''Yak.'' )
As I ponder, I will suddenly realize that something is crawling along my leg-a six-legged organism that has flourished on the Earth, particularly South Florida, for millions
Have You Ever??0)Have you ever?
1)Had sex on a beach?..... Yes
2)Had sex in the shower?..... Yes
3)Had sex on the washer on spin cycel?..... Yes
4)Have you ever stayed up all night stressed about bills?..... Yes
5)Got drunk and pucked in public?..... Yes
6)Got hit by a car?..... Yes
7)Kissed someone you did not want to?..... Yes
8)Been homeless?..... Yes
9)Cheated on someone?..... Yes
10)Have you ever read such shit?..... Yes
A Shot At Laughs With Tila Tequila Lmao!!!Anyone who really knows me, knows my true hatred for reality television shows. ESPECIALLY, the shows where someone (and celebrities are the worst!!) tries to "find" love by auditioning and recruiting 20-30 ill-adjusted, attention-seeking fucktards. A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila is one of them.
I never saw the first season, and didn't see the second season until a friend bugged and bugged me to watch the fuckin' marathon that was on yesterday. So I did, and as I expected, it was bullshit sprinkled with fairy stardust, served on a retarded platter. 15 guys and 15 girls competing and jockeying for the attention of a Vietnamese sex kitten. And don't get me wrong, Tila would get my deep dick probe in a heartbeat, just as long as she wouldn't force me to listen to her sing.
But these shows make a mockery of what a true relationship, and what "finding" love really is. And as mildly amusing as the show was, it is still one of the biggest reasons our society as a whole is falling apart
Something For TodayThis is really cool and true! I love you all! have a good one
http://www.inlibertyandfreedom.com/Flash/Think_It_Over.swf
Cheese On ToastHere is how I like to cook cheese on toast...
1. Brown/Wholemeal Bread
2. Red Leicster Cheese (preferably from Taw Valley)
3. A dash of worcstershire Sauce (aka Lea & Perrings)
4. A sprinkle of ground mixed pepper
Show Me Those Sexy Lips ContestMy Sexy Eyes contest went so well, I decided to create
another one, so here we go!
Enter to WIN $500,000 FUBUCKS!
Contest will be open for ONLY 5 days and the person with the most points
wins! Our contest begins as soon as
we have a minimum of 10 contestants, so tell your friends and remember,
GUYS and GALS alike are welcome to participate! As of today, July 2nd, we have two entrants. I will notify everyone via
private mail as soon as I have enough contestats that we are ready to
begin.
Soooooo....
Come on and show me those SEXY LIPS!
There is a $25,000 entry fee that will be refunded when each contestant
reaches a total of 2500 points.
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All contestants will get a trophy thanking you for entering.
Remember, rates count as 10 points and comments count as 2 points! Self
bombing of contestants pics is encouraged! Downraters are laughe
When You Have Sons (funny)You find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fa n can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.
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The Land Of Sandra DeeLong ago and far away,
In a land that time forgot,
Before the days of Dylan
Or the dawn of Camelot.
There lived a race of innocents,
And they were you and me,
Long ago and far away
In the Land of Sandra Dee.
Oh, there was truth and goodness
In that land where we were born,
Where navels were for oranges,
And Peyton Place was porn.
For Ike was in the White House,
And Hoss was on TV,
And God was in his heaven
In the Land of Sandra Dee.
We learned to gut a muffler,
We washed our hair at dawn,
We spread our crinolines to dry
In circles on the lawn.
And they could hear us coming
All the way to Tennessee ,
All starched and sprayed and rumbling
in the Land of Sandra Dee .
We longed for love and romance,
And waited for the prince,
And Eddie Fisher married Liz,
And no one's seen him since.
We danced to "Little Darlin'",
And Sang to "Stagger Lee"
And cried for Buddy Holly
In the Land of Sandra Lee.
Only girls wore earrings then,
An
I Want This Girl!!! So Where Is She??????I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you.
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant.
I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.
I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.
I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.
I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her.
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have.
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k
~what Would I Do...~What would I do?
I’d take my time, relish every single second. I’d submerge myself in the moments, hold my breath and let them wash over me, wave after warm, sweet wave, enveloping my senses, enveloping me.
Feel my hands, my fingers, against the outsides of your thighs. Feel their warmth, their veiled strength against the smoothness of your skin; slipping upwards, easing the hem of that so short skirt ever higher. Watch my expression as desire narrows my gaze when the allure of the scant lace beneath is gradually revealed to me. Will you sigh when I find your taut ass with my palms, when I cup your cheeks? Tenderly at first, more firmly as I press my face against the softness of your mound, into the gathering heat of your sex. Will you gasp when I rub my face against you, cleanse my countenance of the fear and regret and all the bitter disappointments with the moistness of your immaculate lust?
Will you?
I imagine breathing in your scent. Drawing it deep inside myself, hold
Be Frendz?Hey all,
I wanna meet some cool azz people on here, Especially hot ladies lol! Add me and if you want to get to know me better you know where to find me!
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A Short One....and the blood's presence was felt....not so prevalent this time around, just a mere whisper on the ground, a step actually....up the downstair case one could say...
is this a good thing? or is it the calm?
what was the most horrific was on my return from my shift....following another vehicle with the rush of traffic and all...suddenly said vehicle made a swerve motion and, as i sought to see why from underneath and behind him appeared a body... too late for me to dodge it as i felt this sickening sensation as wheel responded to small, slight obstacle...one already gone from this life and world.
today i slept for 20 minutes-other than those days where i sleep nary a moment this could definitely qualify as a record for me... shit happens i suppose.
i feel sick over this driving over another individual's lifeless body, and being unable to go back to try to remove it from further degradation....
life's lines snake around and wrap themselves about...never quite sure where they will
Hi My Friendswell all of my friends know that I write poetry and I love to. well I deleted all my poems from all the blogs because I'm thinking of publishing a book, if I do publish it and it comes out where you live and you want to read beutiful poems buy it. there's one poem that I wrote that will melt anyone's heart when they read it, I promise you! =) well now you guys know. love you all. =)
Changing The Size Of Your ImageResizing images are rather simple, here are a VERY simple way of resizing images without having to use a program to resize then save again ... and all that hassle*please note*If you right click and save an altered size image or right click and get the URL, the image wont be the altered size it will be the size of the original image before any size alterationHere is the code it selfHere is the Original Photo Please notice the codeHere is the exact same image with the height at size 18 and the width at 403Now here is that exact same image with the size and width both at 500Please not this code is for the image it self on a front page capacity, does not work when changing a back ground image size and things of that natureHope it Helps
Glasses Vs. ContactsOkay contacts are cool and all but why do people that prefer to wear glasses people always seem to judge especially people out of the country I mean come on glasses and contacts aren't cheap in any shape or form of how you look at it. I have been wearing glasses since the 3rd grade I couldn't see when the teacher put me in the back of the class trust me that was hard especially learning how to write script or cursive how ever you look at it. I accept the way I look I get compliments all the time but if your gonna judge me cause I wear glasses then leave me the fuck alone I have enough shit to deal with than that right now. An if you are one for judging people on how they look you should be ashamed cause no one is perfect on looks or personality I know I am not. Well anyways you all have a nice evening and much love.
Amber Kestner
some girl named shennaY from fanbox.com thought that I should get rid of my glasses and wear contacts an she is in Meysila or somewhere out there an she
Tag Your ItInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am honest
2. I need to be loved
3. I need a drink
4. I want to be happy.
5. I like making people happy.
6. I wanna puppy
7. I hope to level by the end of the week so help please.
8. I am read to go back to school.
9. I should be cleaning house but i hate to.
10. I live in Virginia and miss my friends in Cali
11. I love my boys no matter what.
12. I have met some cool people on here.
13. People call me a lot of weird names lol.
14. I have a fetish with ears and necks.
15. Have a great Week.
I plan to tag whoever reads this lol
IceI won ICE in his wife's Owner's auction! He ownS me from 7/1/08-7/31/08 go show him love!! Tell him I sent you!!
ICE (owned by angelic kissiame)
This pimp-out brought to you by:
~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Fu-Owned by VODKAGURL & SingleDad38 & SouthernOutlawBiker}
......"For I know this,that after my departure,savage wolves will come in among you,not sparing the flock"
To Alll My Top Friendssunshine,
sunshine is here to stay,
when ever i get to see you guys,
you take a bad day and make it better,
theres only one thing hotter then the sun,
thats you guys,
the sunshine is how i feel,
its not always bed of roses,
but is sure feels like it,
when i get to chat to you,,,
love you all,,, bedrock
Wanna Own Me???hey all my handsom man and all my beautiful ladies too... I am up for sale in an action so if you wanna own me come check it out and bid on me...
Just click on my page and it will take you right to where you are sapposed to bid on me...leave a comment on how much you bid on me and who ever I think leaves the best bid I will choose you... So come bid.. Have some fun.. And good luck!!!
See you there!!!
Tagged About A Week AgoI kind of forgot that I got tagged. But I was talked into doing this damn thing. So here it is.
Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I can count on one hand how many times I've been drunk. Unlike most of my classmates I just graduated with.
2. I'm a certified athletic trainer. I passed my certification exam on the first try which is quite impressive if you ask me.
3. I want to be a high school math or science teacher and athletic trainer.
4. I was born during the half time of the NCAA basketball championships in 1986. My mom's doctor was a Duke graduate and he wanted to watch the game. Then Duke lost! haha
5. I hate doing things I'm not good at.
I Was Tagged!Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I love the ocean and light houses
2. I have a two year old son.
3. I got my foot caught in a bike when I was two and now have a scar the length of my left foot (from my pinkie toe to my heel)
4. I have been to 4 colleges and still haven't finished my degree...maybe one of these days
5. I have been to almost every state in the US
6. I was born on Friday the 13th
7. I'm a beer drinking chick
8. I enjoy sports however I am not athletically inclined :-)GO RED SOX!
9. Global Warming concerns me and makes me wonder what we are leaving for the coming generations. (This scares me!)
10. I love to laugh
11. I would rather curl up with a good
Tagged AgainInstructions...... (I was tagged by Clowny_nl)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I grew up wanting to fly helicopters, I still haven't flown in one.
2. I'm an licensed amateur radio operator.
3. I'm going back to college in the fall, after 12 years out of school.
4. I'm procrastinating cleaning yet again. yeah no big secret.
5. I wear size 11 and a half shoes. *stomps on Misterfeet laughing maniacally*
6. I hide my feelings from the world.
7. I've learned bananas are always better peeled.
8. I have 3 cats and a dog.
9. I dislike cooking.
10. The best gift a friend can ever give me is their time/company.
Now to tag others, will go with 5 different people than last
Auction {ends July 11th}Yup, in another Auction!! R770770 Fu-Owns me until July 27th... and YOU can own me from July 11th to August 11th... If you're lucky enough!!! Stop on by, place a bid, come show me love, and I'll return it any way i can!! MWAZ!!!
And Special Kisses sent to my wonderful current owner!!
Jeffrey Starts His Second Orbit Around The SunIn case I haven’t been forthcoming enough about it, today is my son Jeffrey’s first birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON!
We actually had his party Saturday night when we could get the most immediate family members together in our house, so after work there were me, Martha, our daughter Sarah, Martha’s sister Mary, her other sisters Margaret and Malesa, Margaret’s two younger kids Breanna and Josceline, Malesa’s sons Mathew and Brandon, and my in-laws Robert and Sharon (hey, I get to claim SOMEBODY’s relation to me!). Then we had the guest of honor – who I learned Tuesday is just one pound lighter than Sarah – sitting in his high chair! He had the small round frosted marble cake we got free at Marketplace for buying the sheet cake with a Winnie the Pooh topper sit before him. He poked at the frosting, Martha showed him there was cake inside, and he dug in, the only grandchild of Robert and Sharon’s to do so!
Once Martha and Malesa took Jeffrey to the bathroom, removed his shirt, and
Jim Morrison~stoned ImmaculateIll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now
For wasting the dawn.
Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused
One summer night, going to the pier
I ran into two young girls
The blonde one was called freedom
The dark one, enterprise
We talked and they told me this story
Now listen to this...
Ill tell you about Texas radio and the big beat
Soft driven, slow and mad
Like some new language
Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger
Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god
Wandering, wandering in hopeless night
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned
Immaculate.
Time Is PreciousWe pray here this day and everyday to Jesus with the father God Almighty,the holy spirit, the wisdom of all the saints and the gentle hand of the blessed virgin Mary, mother of God that we realize our time is precious.
That with your guidance that we will be able to heal our wounds in our hearts that are shallow and deep.
That we may over come fear and break the chains that bind us down.
That self respect is learned without being arrogant.
That we maybe strong and still humble.
That we may be tough against people who cause harm to our souls, but still be gentle in our hearts.
That intellect does not over seed wisdom and faith.That we learn patience not only for ourselves but for others.
That we have the ability to let things go and that we do not make the same mistakes twice.
That our problems are small in the big picture of life and we get blind to the world that our vision can be cured to see the world how it real is .
That we stay focused with the problems at h
Here I AmJesus, here I am
I have been so closed ,so I am here to open my heart
I have been so blind, so I am here to let me see good things
I have so deaf,so I am here to let me hear good words of others
I have been so mute, so I am here to speak of good words to others
I have been numb so I am here to let me feel for others
I have been so loveless, so I am here to let me feel love for others
I have been working just for myself, so I am here to do for others
I have been crawling, so I am here to let me stand up to my fears of others
I have been been so alone so I am here to be friends with others
I have been so hurt so I am here to be cured
I have been empty ,so I am here to let my heart and soul to be filled
For you are in my heart oh Lord
Your voice has been heard for me to hear
Your Guidance has been seen for me to see
Your love has been accepted for me to love
Your gentle touch has been felt for me to feel
Your heart has touched mine for me to fill my heart and soul
Your g
TaggedHere is what ya do....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I AM A GUM CHEWER
2. I AM A MODERN DAY VAMPIRE (I DRAW BLOOD)
3. I AM SOMEWHAT A SHY & QUIET PERSON
4. I DON'T LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL
5. I AM A VEGETARIAN
6. I LOVE MEXICAN & GREEK FOOD
7. I CAN'T STAND PHONE SOLICIATORS
8. I AM AN IMPATIENT DRIVER...I HATE TRAFFIC...
9. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GOING TO THE GYM
10. I AM A NEAT FREAK, EVERYTHING MUST BE IN IT'S PROPER PLACE
TAGGED!
Sendero08
Phillie
Funnny as hell 2005...
Mountyman
Justatxcowboy
GuysWhy do guys say one thing and mean another it just makes things more confusin...... i guess ill figuer it out one day
Hr Code Use As DividerHR Codes are usually used as dividers
There are other ways to alt to hr code, using this site you can make it oval, circle, changing the width, height and change the size from very small to rather large, so checking out this link will tell you how to alter the HR code to your liking
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HR CODE ALTERATIONS
Changing the color of the line is rather simple, simply use the link below to alter where it says color
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COLOR CHART
Footprints In My HeartTAG YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X X
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this to at least 5 people including me if you care 4 me!!!
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Annoying Phrases Part 2Beat Around the Bush: This sounds more like a sexual fetish then anything else. How anyone can use this phrase without conjuring some crazy images is beyond me. Sure I'll beat around the bush but can I trim it first? hehehehe
If It Aint Broke Dont Fix It: Just thinking about this one makes my head hurt. How the FUCK do you fix something thats not broken. The very meaning of the word fix alone makes this such a redundancy that anybody who uses it should be shot.
The Grass Is Always Greener On the Other Side: Bullshit! Im looking at my neighbors house across the street and I can tell you thats its anything but green.
Cross That Bridge When You Get To It: This to me seems like a dicey statement. First you are assuming that there is a bridge to cross in the first place. Second even if there is a bridge to cross you are assuming that it is in good condition. What if it has collapsed? Then what? Do you turn around and go home? What if while crossing the bridge you suddenly realize
I Got Tagged.Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
I got tagged by JAY ... felt good.
1. I am full blooded native american indian. Ute tribe.
2. I have a really WIDE tongue.
3. I am a fantastic cook.
4. I LOVE fishing.
5. I drool.
6. I have an obsession with pens.
7. I was adopted.
8. I lived in England.
9. I can burp any tune after drinking A&W Rootbeer.
10. My dreams have a habit of coming true.
11. I rock climb.
12. I use to be a river raft guide when I lived in Utah.
13. I think I saw Bigfoot...uh he's big.
14. I have acid for blood.
15. I collect those $2 bills. I like 'em
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BONUS 16. MY TITTS AND LIPS ARE REAL so stop, asking.
Hunger.. (erotica)My travels had left me weary.. and the stop at the tavern had soothed my thirst. The company within the tavern was welcome as well. Three days of rough terrain on horseback can leave a man feeling empty inside when the only company kept is that of creatures of the night that are attracted to the fires built when stopping to rest. It was nice to come be home and when I exited the tavern doors into the evenings setting sun, I had no expectation of seeing you standing there across the way. I had seen you many times before in passing, but it was always among busy streets where I could barely even mutter a "good day". Seeing you, had always filled me with delight, but today you did not wear your usual smile.
Judging from your motions it seemed that you were in a heated discussion with the street vendor standing beside you. I stood and stared for some time, and was surprised that no one took notice of my fixed gaze. The soft vibrant garments you wore were a testament to your style. Th
The Naughty Game Have FunThis is called the "NAUGHTY GAME".
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
Mark all dat apply
Would you kiss me?
[ ] Hell Yea
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe
[ ] already did
Would you do me?
[ ] In an instant!
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe
[ ] you look to sweet to do..
[ ] already did
Am I attractive?
[ ] Heck no
[ ] hot as Hell
[ ] Fine
[ ] Cute
[ ] Okay I think ur pretty
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Ugly!
Do you think im a virgin?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
3 things you would like to know about me?
1.)
2.)
3.)
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] maybe
Would you rather..
[ ] Hook up with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Marry me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Do me
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
[ ] boxers
[ ] whitie tighties
[ ] thongs
[ ] g-string
[ ] granny panties
[ ] boy shorts
[ ] none
What's ur favorite position?
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being
W>t>fLOL, man i got a good one today. Where has all the damn honesty gone in this world? I have no frigen clue. All i know is its easier for people to just lie and say something that they think that person wants to hear and then be done with it, and then when that someone finds out the truth it hurts SOOO much. O.k. take this for example, i met this girl at a party, her name is Natalie right, so her and I and a bunch of friends go to this dance bar and have a great time, im holding her, and when i go to let go to get a drink or whatever she clenches my hands tight not wanting me to go. I thought things were great that night, i told her that i wanted to REALLY get to know her, and go at her speed, and that sex that night was OUTTA the question. I wanted more then that. Well she had somethings in her life goin on i understand that, and i stayed out of it letting her do her thing, bout a week later she finally calls me up, (I was so bout to just move on,) so anyway we hang out all week, i got
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Paybacks A B!tch 2Go F/A/R all of these Fu's and leave them a comment that say Paybacks are a bitch! lol In this case I think it's a good thing!excellentluv~@ fubar~sensual-breeze~shadow leveler@ fubar"Master" of Desires@ fubarButterflyMajic@ fubarDj. Tesha-Rl Gf/Fu Wife/Owned By Franklin-Greeter at club Illusions..@ fubarLucie in the Sky@ fubarŞếΧΫ SŦA@ fubar♥ ReDnEcK AnGeL ♥
Kinds Of SexSOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul
TripI am leaving today for 2 weeksish
I am coming back on the 13th..
while I am gone you are free to leave me messages and I will answer my msn messages as well..
Linxingblood@hotmail.com
You may send me messages there while I am gone to keep in touch
Make sure you tell me who you are..lmao
Analogies And MetaphorsThese are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.
- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
- He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
- Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
- Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
- The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
- He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a landmine or something.
- The Ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
- It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids with power tools.
- He was deeply in love. When she s
Tagged Part 5Seriously, guys? C'mon!
1. I have 2 left feet when I walk, yet I can shake it like I actually HAVE an ass.
2. I rock out in the car. People stare.
3. Favorite food is twice baked potato casserole. Favorites change with my mood.
4. I was born with arthritis in my knees.
5. My current weight is 162...tell anyone and I will strangle you
6. My hands are exactly 6 inches in length, from tip of middle finger to palm.
7. I buy a new cell phone every year. I now owe The Mob (tMobile) my first born.
8. I have an irrational fear of cobwebs...not as bad as being afraid of velvet, though.
9. I won't cook just for me, but I will whip up a 5 course for another person.
10. I stutter when I talk.
Courtesy of Jay.
I Gotted TaggedOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Yah. So thanks Jez! :p Aren't other tag thingees only 10 random things? The people I tag can just do 10. That seems fair.
1. I started working when I was 9. My first full time job was at 12
2. At one time I spoke four languages fluently. Now just 2
3. I have one sister but I really I have 5 sisters. I lived with none of them growing up and I have no brothers.
4. I could dunk a basketball pretty easily standing only 5'8 as a freshman in high school.
5. I played semi-pro basketball in Japan for 4 years where I was a 5'10 power forward.
6. I spent 5 years in the Marines. I could tell you what I did but then I might have to kill you. No really
Just To Let You KnowTerra made it ok last night.. she was so excited to see me and I don't know who cried more at first me or her. She barely slept on the car ride home and was always lookig for the deer on the side of the road, finally passing out maybe 20 minutes from home. Everything has gone ok and I'm so happy and excited to have her here with me. I know some of you have been wondering how its gone and so far its great...see ya later
AuctionOH MAN I AM IN A AUCTION ...WHO WANTS TO OWN ME...IF YOU WANT ME JUST PUSH THE PICTURE BELOW.....
I Was Tagged.....now You Are Tagged!Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am only 4' 11".
2. I am a divorced mother of two.
3. I have never received a speeding ticket.
4. I love to go to Karaoke and sing with my friends.
5. I am a daddys girl.
6. I am scared to death of dying.
7. I make more money than most of my friends.
8. I am soooooo addicted to Otter Pops:)
9. I have a fear of failing as a mother.
10. I have an obsession with Johnny Depp as a pirate:P
11. I love watching " George Lopez".
12. I have the Cindy Crawford mole....and I hate it!
13. I want a "Notebook Romance"
14. I am a pretty emotional person, I cry very easily.
15. I hold my friendships with people very dearly.
I p
Help Me Support Breast Cancer Awareness And Hope For A Cure...As some of you may know, I am a strong supporter of this cause. Be a supporter yourself and make a donation to the cause. Help me to keep the message alive and help Komen for the Cure in their fight against it. I guarantee you...no pinkwashing here. A penny, a dollar, every little bit counts. For more info, check out my website at www.pwamradio.com for more information or make a paypal donation to albertgour@aol.com. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Have a blessed day.
Albert Gourrier
What The Drs SaidOk i promised abunchch of u what the dr was gonna sat ywstwerday. First heart dr"blah blah, blah..... yer hearts fine n back to normal.
Next dr, my uroligist{ the one fer my willie} said" blah blah blah,..... are u taking yer meds. blah blah, tomors not grown, in fact might be smaller.... blah blah might still need surgery.
Now each of these drs i told i could not sleep. so i went up tpo see my cuckoo cuckoo dr, DR CHILLI{ actually his man has over 14 letters so everone calls him dr chilli} well he had a patient, but afterwards made time fer me, like 30 mins. we had a great talk. i told him i was even having trouble getting my other drs to give me my normal meds, said i needed to talk to my primary care dr, which they changed so much i dont know who it is. dr chilli went ahead n wrote me a 5 month refill on all my meds, n my new sleeping pill. he did it , no problem. you do not find good drs like that this day n age, exspecially at the Va. besides a good dr, hes just a plkian go
Say Cheese! A Celebration And Philosophy Of Life.Hey, do me a favor. Take a look at your friends' pics on here or as a matter of fact anyplace you know your friends to have pics...go on, I can wait until you do or you can check them out after you read this....tell me what you see? Unless your friends with Charles Manson or the most sardonic person on the planet, I can guess what you will see.Odds are you'll find happy people or people acting pretty goofy in it....pics of people just happy to be with the people they are with in them, pics of people who just got married and love the person they are with, pics of people just being happy and enjoying life, pics of people's kids because they are the joy(s) of their life, or people being just pretty goofy. I am the type that lives life waking up thinking 'It's gonna be a good day" until something happens to change that and when it does I try to get things back (sometimes unsuccessfully) to a joyous and happy state of mind. I have had way too much seriousness in my life (some of you know th
What Defines Me?What defines me?
Acts I have done in my past
Or what I have the potential to be in the future?
What defines me?
The way I act around you
Around my friends
Around my family
Around people who are close to me
Around people who are even closer
Around none of the above
Or a little of each?
What defines me?
What you think I am
Or what I truly am?
What defines me?
The way I see me
Or the way you see me?
What defines me?
My feelings
My emotions
My overall being
Or something else altogether?
What defines me?
Pure logic
Or pure exploration?
What defines me?
Can anyone truly tell me?
What defines me?
Treat Love...as an endangered species....protect it, nurture it, cherish it, and help it grow. Love as if love will be gone tomorrow and do that daily. Thank you.
A Simple Life LessonEat life...
Drink life...
Be happy in life.
Now stop reading this and go do it. :)
Do You Live To Build Or Destroy?Do you live to build or destroy?
Do you live to build up someone in a positive way or do you live to tear people to shreds?
Do you live to encourage or do you live to dash a person's dreams?
Do you live to be a good role model or do you live to be like Goofus from the Highlights books?
Do you live to help someone to grow to be a better person or do you live to turn someone into another blight on society?
Do you live to spread the power of positive and encouragement or do you live to take someone's esteem and bulldoze and demolish it flat?
What are you....a builder or a destroyer?
Worth The WeightIt's interesting on how we are so focused on weight these days...either due to the whole supersize controversy at McDonald's or these reality shows like The Biggest Loser or the upcoming Fat March. Nothing is wrong with being health conscious and watching your weight...I do find it wrong when people will target those who have weight behind them....either by teasing or taunting or placing them in a nonfavorable light. I was watching Love Connection today and one of the guys going to be picked made a comment about falling for a telephone voice but getting there and finding someone in a muumuu dress weighing 250 pounds. Made me just 'Grrrrrrrrrrrrr'. The way he sounded is that he just saw the weight and didn't see the person. While my faith in people is restored by remembering watching Piers on America's Got Talent with regards to the Glamazons...it just annoys me that some just see a weight and not the beauty a person may have. Of course, those of you who know me better than others know
Remember The Victim More, Not The PerpetratorWhy do we live in a society where we pay more attention and give more notoriety to the people who commit crimes of murder and other unspeakable acts more than the people they have done it against? Look at the news or read the paper...it's all about book deals or movies of the week or whatever publicity these people get. Very sad that if I chose for instance to do something for example...in the end people would remember me more than the person I did it to. Where are the Larry King specials for the victims...where are their book deals or movie scripts...where is their publicity? Maybe if we spent more time punishing the perpetrator and not glamourizing them a la the musical Chicago....then maybe criminals would be held more accountable for their actions...not given a book deal for it.
Why Have We Become So Accepting Of Negativity?If the latest elections have taught us anything...it's the power of being negative that shows what an effect it can have on people. So with this in mind, why is it so easy for us to accept it...accept being negative toward us and not the positives about us? Are you the type that doesn't take to compliments well because people have been so negative against you? Having countless discussions with people...if I came up to you and said you were stupid, ugly, idiotic, a fucking bitch, other derogatory term....etc.etc.etc....you'd probably take it and accept it more than if I came up to you and said you were smart, attractive, full of beauty, or anything positive about you, you'd probably think there was a sinister connotation behind it all. Why are we so ready and accepting of those who tear us down as opposed to being welcome to those who legitimately want to build us up? Why can't we tell those who want to destroy our inner psyche to go fuck off...that we are so much better than that? I te
Answers I Have ReceivedThese are some of the answers I have gotten in other venues. As I get more I will add them.
Thank you all for taking the time to answer this for me.
Namaste'
Tyger
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I certainly believe that one grows or dies. I hope that I
get "better" at being who I am each day.
I try to expand my understanding of lifestyle issues by taking part
in various online and offline communities, reading (a lot), and
trying to put what I learn into practice on a day-to-day basis as
Tyger's Daddy, and as a friend and mentor to others in the
communities in which I participate.
John, tyger's Daddy, etc.
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I am trying to better myself both as a person and as a submissive every day by working on personal goals. These are things that I decided I wanted or needed to do, and my Sir worked with me on the details of how to go about accomplishing my goals, down to daily exercises. Goals I am working on include healthier eating and e
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