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Another Blip To Cause An Increased Dose. Neurological Blog
I went to see the Neurologist yesterday and made him laugh up his sleeve. This was because I mentioned the seizures/black outs I had were due to extenuation circumstances. One being that last year's ending was stressful and that murder could have been committed. I think he covered his smile to hide that fact that he has a sense of humour. No actually it was to hide the fact that maybe he understood and did not wish his thoughts to be noted. Anyway, he confirmed that I could increase current medication up to as much as 400mg twice daily. I thought this was what he said last time we met even though everyone else was adamant that it was 400mg a day. He also said he would inform my GP of this in order that she does not phone me up to question about it. I had to fob her off last time, about the increase of 50mg, because she only had a note of increases up to 400mg daily and not twice daily. It is obvious that the brain is a creature of habit and my Neurologist again pointed out

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Louis Ck, Mike Birbiglia, Dana White, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Sharon Osbourne Au
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece. Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival ...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt... OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's bro

My Husbands Partner Was Shot In The Line Of Duty
I just copied and pasted this from my other blog... here is a link to the story http://www.kcra.com/news/16615673/detail.html As most you you have probably heard the events that happened over the night where my husband works has left us all saddened. At 9:30 last night Deputy Tony Diaz ( my husbands beat partner) responded to a DUI call. after a short chase the call ultimately ended with the suspect shooting Deputy Diaz in the shoulder. Deputy Diaz Died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. If your thinking HOW could he have died from a shot to the shoulder. It severed his artery. Coroner said he wouldnt have made no matter what. he bled out. My husband spent his night on post in the pariemeter of the incident. We just found out this afternoon. My husband stood ALL night just 15 feet from where this POS person was hiding. Right now John is doing alot of what ifs. feeling like its his fault for not going to dunnigan with Diaz and choosing to go to knights Landing ins

My Sweet Juliet
here's to my juliet i feel no regret for all the times we spent in this abyys called the world ---- and here's to my father jesus christ don't even bother to apologize for all of the atrocities to me and mine... ----- so with the happy dagger lodged within her perfect breast the poison in my little vial will put my feelings to the test ------ and so i raise my head up high and i let out my tortured battle cry your romeo will not survive here's to my sweet suicide ------ hello my friend adeu again i murder myself tonight so with your blade held high salute this twisted lullaby ----------

Unicorns And The Lone Wolf
Unicorns and the Lone Wolf When Velocity was drawn into urgent centaur business, Jola, Uni and he children took a walk around the centaur village, and Jola was surprised at how well organised it was. She put her arm around Uni’s waist and held his hand. The day was sunny and she felt a wash of love running over her, it was a wonderful feeling that she had no intention of wasting. As they walked, they saw many unique sights and many common ones that she had not expected to see here. It seemed that the centaur taste was more expansive than she had imagined. Turning the next corner Jola’s hand suddenly tightened on Uni’s and a look of fear appeared in her eyes. Ahead of them stood a half grown wolf cub, it snarled at their approach and readied itself to run. Uni sniffed and then smiled gently at Jola, “It’s alright my love, this is just an ordinary wolf cub.” Jola looked at him with surprise, “Then what were the others that attacked us so viciously?” She asked .

Adored
There she is, this one girl! She,more beautifull than anything. Pure as a diamond. Her eyes,shining brighter than any star. I knew that I´d love her, right the first moment she walked through this door. I was searching for her all my life. She looked in my eyes and all this pain was gone! She smiled and my soul began to jump up and down. One word from her beautyful lips and my heart was standing. Where have you been my beloved angel? The world seems to live because she lives. It doesn´t seem to be empty any more. The flowers wake as she walkes past. The birds begin to sing. All this only because she gave me this present of her very own existance. She tells the truth and the fog goes away, she opens her eyes and the night turns into day. She smiles and the sun wakes and shines with all it´s powers. Where have you been my beloved angel? She´s a lady. No.....even more! She´s a goddess! A goddes walking on this earth, keeping this world from going under.

New Bucks Offer
Hello my friends, you need bucks? I got them. You want some bucks? I give you some. You wonder how it goes? I will tell you: Click the pic and make 100 comments, I give you 10000 bucks. Make 150 comments, I give you 20000 bucks. You make more then that you will get more then that... Just send me a private message when you are done (no shoutbox pease). Everybody have a nice and safe weekend cuz it almost there :) hugs and already thank you for the comments from me I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love my baby@ fubar

Wounder
Has anyone every wounder how thing have came to be.Has anyone wounder what happens when you fall apart. I wounder time and time again where did my life go wrong or what did do to make it this way. I wounder dose anyone know what true love and true friendship is. I alway wounder how I make people feel when i am away or when i am here. I wounder can my life get any better. I wounder all the time how things go and I wounder were my friends have gone. I wounder dose are my friend for real or they just playing games. I wounder how can I go on when I am lost and alone. I wounder everyday is this what I want for me or is this just all a dream. I wounder how someone like me can a make things right. I wounder is this my life or is it someone elas I am liveing. I wounder about so many things and I wounder can I get thow it all.

This Is The Reason Why Fubar Is Going To Hell...
from: 'Princess L... (Ty for the rates and fans!) Union City, CA subject: Hello there I rated and fanned you, if you can return the gesture great received: 06/17/2008 07:11 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam Nice pic, lets be fans and friends! Cheers... fucking pointwhores.

For You
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Promises
Over the last few weeks, months, years...lol, I have come to terms with a number of things in myself and my life. Seeing where I've been, where I am, and where I'd like to be I've set goals for myself. But sometimes that alone is not good enough. That being said I've made a list of promises I have made to myself...for myself. #1 I will hold myself and others accountable for their actions. #2 I will judge people on their actions, words are empty….do not tell me….show me. #3 Knowing who I am and what I’m worth, I will not settle for anything less than what I want out of life. #4 Knowing that life is a finite resource, I will not waste what is given to me on lost causes, no matter how noble it may seem on paper. #5 I will say what I mean and mean what I say……and expect and demand that from those I deal with. #6 I will NOT make someone a priority….when I am merely an option. #7 I will not accept disrespect and then help the guilty party with their own justifications. #8 Not say

Misfits Spotlight Message
For those that hate me...or just thrive on drama, lies and rumours 1. I never once begged anyone to do gifs, pics, salutes, bulletins, stickies, blogs, mumms, NOT A THING for this spotlight. I have not once put a status up regarding gaining fubucks or helping me with getting a spotlight. 2. Unless you heard it from MY mouth...I am not capitalizing on my sisters death to get “fubar famous”. I wanted to distract myself from a painful day...and more so from the weeks before June 18th. Fathers day mumms were bumming me out...I only wanted to have something to do BEFORE hand. I have been overwhelmed and grateful for the unbelievable support and kindness that was shown to me this past 2 weeks. For 2 years the month of June has been horrible.....now...I have some good memories of some very good people to see me through next June.

Newest Playlist
as im sure uve noticed i have a new playlist on my pro full of WORKING songs...thought id change it up a bit show you all im not just into deathmetal....i think theres an even wider range of my musical taists on this, the play list isnt done yet but what i got so far i like so i thought id post it for now..ENJOY and let me know what u think.

Why I Rock
Some idiot was fucking with my best friend/sister in law... and this is what i sent him.... Well, to begin this, You don't know me. But, when Alisha calls me crying, I can and will step in. And this is me stepping in. How dare you talk to Alisha like that? You not only have no right, but you also have no room to talk. For one, You dear, are fucking ugly. I told Alisha that from day one. Two, you can not spell, nor can you complete an entire sentence with proper grammar. It's disgusting how uneducated you are. I have no idea if you graduated college, dropped out of high school, or blew your teachers to make it through school, but I do know you not only are an uneducated idiot, but you have some serious psychological issues. I mean, realistically, Alisha is really busy. She hardly has time for me, and I assure you I am far more important than you. And to go our of your way to say things you know will hurt her, only shows you have a low self-esteem and enjoy hurting other peo

What Fam Means 2 Me
A tissue when you cant stop crying A shoulder when you feel like dying Always knows when you have something to say A week when you need a day Tape when everything falls apart Some glue when everything falls apart A sun when the rain just wont stop Your mom when you run into a cop Phone call when you cant leave your home Hand when you feel all alone Wing if you want to flu Understands without knowing why An ear for a secret to tell A pill when you feel unwell A love that can never let go This poem is just dedicated to all my fam Thank you for everything

Late Night Here In Cali
so, its 12:00 am here and 2:00 am back home which sucks. i hate the time zone change because its hard to get used to your loved ones being asleep when you have nothing to do or no one to talk to. i love the job actually but i hate being away from home...

Mistakenly Picked Up A Pen...
So what? Really, it isn't that horrible - there are pains plenty worse than to be hopelessly desiring someone who sees straight through you. I know this and yet the bitter ache refuses to succumb, defying reason and reality, to instead entertain possibilities that have no chance to be made flesh. I bite my lip to keep my silence, I look away to hide my wanting - knowing that, there, I am kept safe from throwing myself into my foolishness. Still, it only takes a glance to see that I am never in her eyes; still, I can hear in her voice enough to realize that I will never hear what words I long for. Better to be safe and never know - better to turn away and withstand the burn of my desire than to feel the cut of rejection for what could only ever be a fool's wanting for a beauty he could never reach.

Catch 22
I sit awake in the early morning hours and think of you. I wonder if you are thinking of me too. I listen to the music that you love and wish that you were here by my side. I long to feel your arms around me, holding me close to you. Imagining that I'm the only one you'll ever hold. It hurts my heart and causes me pain to think that someone else might take my place. In your heart or in your arms. I search for ways to make sure that in your heart you hold me near and that in your mind I hold a place of honor and respect. yet I still wonder who else has your desire I cannot avoid the fact that I cannot give you all that you need. Your needs are neglegcted by the one who should meet them all. I cannot meet them from so far away. So i resign myself and though it hurts I allow you to seek someone to fill your needs and feed your hunger in ways that i cannot. I know the danger is there that you will stray, but because of my inability to care for you as i should i take that risk in hopes that

I Iz Godmother; Hear Me Roooaaarrrr
OMG! What a rush! It's been a helluva day. I am godmother!!! Can you believe that?!? I got my birthday wish after all. I still don't know where to start with the thank yous or how to send them, so I give you a blanket thank you... THANK YOU ALL!!!! :D Today, Wednesday, all of my rates will be given to Tawnya. I hope you guys do that as well. She's going to become a disciple today. Tawnya and Mikey were scheming while I was chatting with Reeses and some others, saying my good nights. lol Mikey sent me a flying monkey (now I know what it is, Vixie Chick! lol) and he gave me my first jet as well. Then, he called in Shadow Levelers. Thank you Shadow Levelers!!! ...And Natural Witch, Drew Girl, Kelly, King Cubby, Brandy... thank you all. Brandy made my lovely picture I shall be sporting for the next fewevers. :) Thanks for that too Brandy. My mind is reeling. I feel like I've had three HHs today!!!! This has definitely been a birthday to remember and I can't think everyone enough

In Loving Memory
IT HAS BEEN 21 YEARS SINCE THE LORD TOOK YOU HOME I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GONE. EVERYDAY WITHOUT YOU IS STILL HARD TO FACE. I LONG TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY CHILDREN, MY LIFE AND MY FAITH. I FIND COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. THE TIME WILL COME FOR ME TO JOIN YOU IN HEAVEN. PLEASE DADDY, KEEP A PLACE FOR ME IN HEAVEN AND IN YOUR HEART. FOR THERE SHALL BE A TIME WHEN WE ARE NO LONGER APART. Written by me, 11 years ago, I just changed the years since hes been gone. RIP DADDY, 1-24-1920 THRU 6-17-87 I LOVE AND MISS YOU !!

Ty Yum Yumz Ilu Hun!!!
The DEEP BLUE LOUNGE wants to Give DJ HYPNOTIQ a Big Thank You!!! She really bailed us out the other night! Thanks for the Awesome Tunes! Please stop by her page… and Give her LOTS & LOTS of LUV! Fan/Add/Rate/Crush/Bling You Know The Drill!!! You’re One Click Away… So just drop by som Luv!!!! (repost of original by 'YUMMiiYUMz=CAUTiiON-=MANAGER @ DEEP BLUE=-•FOUNDER OF DMC•' on '2008-06-17 19:48:57') (repost of original by 'CHIPPER ~ Asst. Mgr. @ the Deep Blue ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Lurkin in the Shadows ~ Owner of Damon' on '2008-06-17 20:16:27')

Whiney M F-ers I Tell You What...
Okay. So its down to Obama and Mccain. Personally, I think its going to be Obama simply because hes the democratic candidate. Thats how it goes, we have a republican pres, everybody gets tired of him, then comes in a democrat and vice versa. And lately Ive seen a lot of hostility towards Obama on here. And it makes me laugh because it just goes to show you that people are never satisfied. Everybody has gone from talking about how much they hate George Bush to how much they hate Obama and Mccain. I mean really you can't hate every president that comes along...well I guess you could but what kind of country does that make us? Some people are so worried about what other countries are saying about us or what they think about our country and I think we need to stop worrying about everyone else so much and focus on the people IN our country that slander the government and what they are doing. Now don't get me wrong I dont think by any means that the government or GWB have made all the right

Life
Dedicated to loved ones I've lost! I am out walking in the moonlight, watching the stars. I am trying to relieve the tension from my pounding head. I've been working sixty hours a week, doing doubles to fill in for slackers. The four classes I'm taking this semester, I'm already behind in. My three boys are home for the summer and I have no time to be with them. I am just so wound up I feel like I might explode any minute. My fiancé never sees me anymore, I never see my friends, and my life is falling apart. I wish for just one moment I could be free from all the problems in life. Just once I wish to be in a place were everything is so perfect and peaceful. I stop by the big oak tree that sits in my horses' field. It is about a quarter of a mile from my home, I walk to it every night and just sit and think about life. Tonight seems different than other nights, though. There is a slight breeze and the smell of freshly mown lawns and flowers in bloom fill the air.

Why It Costs So Much To Eat Out
why it cost so much to eat out some of the reasons i like most people out in the world work in some form of food industry.i work at a pizza place everybody has heard of that i will not mention the name but i hear alot of complaints that things are to expensive well this is some of the reasons and it dont just apply to my job. just so u know i am a assistant manager at my work and i know what i am saying is part of the reason food costs so much and keeps going up.first u have some people that want stricter food handeling rules thats fine but it costs money to train the staff to the naw rules and the required suppies for the rules and guss where that cost to us goes.second every time minmum wage goes up the bussines has to charge more for its product and u gussed it u pay for it.third gass prices up this high and still climing we have to pay more to get the product to make for u and the cost gets split between the customer and the bussines.forth pertains to the pizza trade when u call

Hep C Aware - Are You???
To help us - Please copy and paste this into your profile or pass on Hep C Aware - ARE YOU? Hepatitis C is a systemic blood borne virus that primarily attacks the liver. It is spread by blood to blood contact 1 in 50 Americans have HCV - 2 out of 3 do not know it. THERE IS NO VACCINE FOR HEPATITIS C Risk factors! Have you: received blood, blood products, or an organ transplant prior to 1992? ever shared drug paraphernalia? injecting or snorting ever been stuck by a used blood needle? been on kidney dialysis? had a tattoo or body piercing? had sexual activity that involves contact with blood? shared personal care items(razors, toothbrushes, etc.) with other people? been incarcerated been in combat (especially vietnam veterans) If you answered YES to any of these questions, you may have been exposed to the Hepatitis C virus GET TESTED!

Good Luck Garry N Ty
I am lost for words at this very second. I decided just recently that I wanted too try for SpotLight one time before I level to Disciple and can't have it. I shared with some friends of my interest and many said they would help me in my venture too make it in the SpotLight. I would like too thank each and every one of you for sending me Fu-Bucks too get the SpotLight. I'm well on my way too getting it. You all have made it real and im greatful for the many friends that gave too help me. I'll always continue too do my best too help out any and all of you in any way I can. More are helping.. Archangel@ fubar ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~Fu Owned By~bigfkndaddy~ & ~hughmongus~@ fubar ~♥Î Ãm Á Fûkîñ Príñçê§§ ~♥~Jû§t Ñøt ¥oùr§~♥~Bottom B*tch of the Pu$$ycat PlayMates~♥~Fu Angel~♥~@ fubar Proudly owned by PebblesinAZ~ChyCugr~Club Far~FU-ANGEL~Shadow Levelers~Fu- Orphan@ fubar PurpleSky{Shadow Leveler}@ fubar ~

It's My Bday:)
MySpace Countdown Clocks (omg *blushes* emberassin but had to be done..lol) (to philemon) Philemon - proudly fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar it's officially my bday..woot:) k first question is.. why da f*ck am i makin my own bday bully..lmao yea well no one else is gonna do it.. might as well right.. just announcing it.. don't need your rates, fans or adds.. so don't get ur panties in a bunch :) i ♥ all my friends who helped me level a few days ago.. ya'll rock.:)

Seems Like I Can't Get That One
It may be me, but for whatever reason I feel that my real feelings are getting confused with Fubar ones. I seem not to have that shut down one person here. I am never a number 1 family and friend, and often I'll be moved. I don't really know what to make of that. Oh well. I guess I won't. Though I think I'm the only one spending time talking to someone, and then I see all kinds of things that make me feel otherwise. Again, I'll start to treat everyone here the same, and not ever let my real feelings get caught up with them anymore.

If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differen

A Foolish Foolish Child
The next day Oy'sa woke early befor the sun and her family and apon remembering she had not gotten to bath the night befor thought she would run down to the red river befor any one was about and bath.She knew her father would be unhappy that she was up and about with no one there to watch over her but she didn't wish to disterb the others for some thing as mondane as a bath. Oy'sa quickly ran down to the river and striped off her clothing but just as she jumped into the water's she heard a loud cack coming from the shore on the other side of the red river. Oy'sa frightened and shaking hit the water and sank like a stone. She fought her way to the top and looked around to see if she could spy who or what had made that frighting sound.Once at the top she poked her head out and began to look all aound,not seeing anything Oy'sa began to bath as quick as she could but befor she was finished some thing grabed Oy'sa's leg and pulled her under. Fighting for air and finaly able to see Oy'sa

Coheed And Cambria - Welcome Home
Welcome Home by:Coheed And Cambria You could have been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favours But if you really loved me You would've endured my will Well, if you're just as I presumed You're a whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if so, here we stop Then never again Will you see this in your life Hang onto the glory at my right hand Here, laid to rest, is our love ever low With truth on the shores of confession You seem to take premiss to all of these, so... You stormed off to scar the Armada Like Jesus plagued letter I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep But if you could just lock me out To neverless wonder Happy, will I become? Be true that this is no option So in sin, condemn you Demon play, Demon out Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest, is our love ever

Just A Little Something
God gave you to us and he took you away He opened up his golden gates to let you hear the angels sing They fill your heart with happiness and your filled with peace The angels run to you and bring you in They great you with smiles and you shake their hands I know where you are and I hope you can see how much we all loved you And how many will greave Yet I set here tonight alone in my room I ask God why Why he took you so soon I get no answer I get no reply I set here and think some more I guess it was just your time I wish it could have been longer I wish I could have said goodbye But it is too late And I know deep down you know that we will all miss you with all our might So these are my last words that I ca say You meant the world to me And I will miss you more from day to day It wont be the same without you It will never be that way I just hope you know deep down that no other will ever take your place

Thank You To All My Friends For Getting Me To Disciple
I WANT TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU TOO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THE SHADOW LEVELERS FOR HELPING ME MAKE DISCIPLE! YOU ALL ARE SO GREAT TO DROP WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO HELP ME LEVEL! I'M HOPING EVERYONE WILL LEAVE THEIR NAME ON A PICTURE I PUT IN MY DEFAULT SO I CAN SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE, EXCEPT TINKERBELL LMAO I DO KNOW A FEW :P. PLEASE IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND IF YOU EVER NEED HELP LEVELING GIVE ME A SHOUT. TY. LOVE TO YOU ALL MUAAAAAH!!!!!! THIS THANK YOU BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~BABS~ ""DISCIPLE"" FU-OWNED BY David Combs aka 'dmcs345@ fubar

Coheed And Cambria - The Running Free
All non-believers stand aside and fear. A new day is marching through the door. How could you ever think you might get here? Did it bleed? Was it sore? Through the struggles you've endured. You've come so far from innocence Provided all the consequence. Only what does it matter now? Cause your going home. You're running free As only you would be if you never owed them anything. And now you've found your way out. In the trust you've seen your path on home. Spend your time well before you go Here in hell. Your living ends before the engineer. What was your motive in this fight? (Did they play you for the weaker of them?) How could you ever think you might get here? Was it greed that pushed your heart through the struggles you've endured? You've come so far from innocence Provided all the consequnce. Only what does it matter now? Cause you're going home. You're running free. As only you would be if you never owed them anything. And now you've found yo

My Mother Is Dying.
My mother is dying. It’s not pretty. It’s not patient. It’s not silent nor unseen. It’s disturbing and unsettling. It’s rambling and shaking and repetition. And it’s happening quickly. My mother’s birthday is March 13, every so often Friday, March 13th; an omen, a gentle warning of nothing more than a day of celebration of my mother’s birth. This year my mom’s birthday fell on the Thursday and that’s okay too. I took her to dinner. She held my hand as she got out of the car. She held my arm as she walked and she clutched me with both hands as she climbed the wooden stairs. When I was a child, I used to jump stairs. I used to scale stairs. To get to dinner, I used to leap stairs. She fed my face, she wiped my mouth, she washed my hands. That night, with my mom, we climbed stairs. Much harder than before. “It’s okay,” I’d repeat after each step, “Almost done.” She held my attention as we talke

Omg Omg Hello
WAHOOOO PDS23 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! OKAY EVERY YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.. IT'S HIS SPECIAL DAY SO LETS MAKE HIM FEEL THAT WAY.. YOU ROCK SWEETIE.. DAMN I REALLY DO HOPE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.. IF NOT BLAME HELLCAT SHE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME IT WAS.. LOL THINK IM KIDDING.. NOPE.. WOW I'VE BEEN ON THIS BULLY ALL DAY.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. CLICK ON THIS ONE PIC RIGHT BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE.. THANK YOU GUYS..

Poem From A Friend
This Beautiful Poem was given to me to night by a very special friend. This means so much and really touched me !! Thank you my "friend" :-) I see you your eyes pleading your wind-driven soul your pain I hear you your heaving sighs your constricted voice your silent cries I know you how your tears fall behind your eyes how your resilient face hides pain That look that smile those eyes I know your soul beneath that outward glow how it struggles to breathe to live to love I salute you kindred soul

Looking For The One
Looking for the one guy that will treat me right, The one who isn't into playing games Looking for the one who isn't afraid to hold me,kiss me in public as well as in private. Someone who isn't afraid to call me his girl and admit it to everyone. Looking for the one who isn't afraid to commit,who isn't afraid to show me and tell me how he feels Looking for the one that I can give my all to,mind,body,and soul When I find him I'll know and I'll never let him go

I Haz A Friend??
So My R/L Best Friend Joined not to long ago! I know shes still new and doesn't have a salute yet But I promise shes real :) so Go show her some fu luv!! Shes a sweet heart and you won't regret it! Thanks everyone :D ♥ heat4686@ fubar

Poetry--scattered Pieces
SCATTERED PIECES If my soul were made of glass I'm sure that you would see It's cracked in many places And it's hard to tell it's me The cracks started long ago I can't remember how Perhaps it was my childhood I really don't know now I can't remember younger years No matter how I try But it must have started there When I began to live a lie Drinking parents do confuse Mixed messages all around What's a child suppose to do When hatred does abound They love us when we all behave That's all fine and good But when you start to be yourself They make their rules understood Do as I say; not what I do It's a crazy mixed up place Especially when you're growing up And it's always in your face Do I try to please Or should I run and hide? It really doesn't matter When no one's on your side Too busy parents never listen What's a child to do? They don't know who they really are Am I me.....or Am I you? Yes, I'm sure that's where it started So very long ago It onl

Chain Letter
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh

An Angel
An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you will feel their tender sweet loving touch and you will be fine, So what is an angel you may ask, They are all the earth's people just hiding behind a mask, For many angels walk all around, Walking real quiet without making a sound, They will be with you even when your life ends, As you have so man

Boredom...blog It
Who was your last text from? pete Where was your default pic taken ? heathers grandmas at easter What' s your middle name? jean Your relationship status? singlleee What is your current mood? satisfied Whats your brothers name(s)? brian, mike What' s your favorite color? green If you could go back in time and change something, would you? id change a lot but oh well past is the past and i learned Have a crazy side? not meeee Ever had a near death experience ? ummmm not that i remember no Something you do alot? laugh Angry at anyone? nope Do you wanna see somebody right now? always want 2 When is the last time you cried? i have no idea Who would you do anything for? a few close friends, my family.. What kind of phone do you have? well i borrowing my dads til i buy a rumor..n this is a shitty lg so i think ima buy my dad a new phone 2! lol Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? umm yeah i guess sumtimes What are yo

Do You Enjoy 'failure' As Much As I Do?
Sick Of You - Gwar ..do you enjoy failure as much as I do? Well if you need some lolz, check out the series of "Fail" themed pics in the album below, just click the pic and have a good laugh at other people's expense...feel free to take some if you'd like to....thanks and enjoy the lolz...

Two Choices
Two Choices... you have to read this it really touched me What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay - physically and mentally handicapped - comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature pr

And One More Thing.
->mikeymyea: Sorry sweety, you're not good enough for my yahoo. mikeymyea: yo, what's your yahoo? And Pat's sister actually created extra Myspace accounts just so she could try and message back to me. lmao So pathetic is hilarious.

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

Alice In Chains-rooster
Aint found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die Walkin tall machine gun man They spit on me in my home land Gloria sent me pictures of my boy Got my pills gainst mosquito death My buddys breathin his dyin breath Oh God please wont you help me make it through Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die

The Heart Of David A/k/a Drkangel6
I walk in shadows, sorrow and fear, so many words, too many tears, can she feel me. late at night, when in my dreams, I hold her tight, does she feel . heat on her skin, from our hot breath, as our lips meet, does she know, just how I long, too make love too her, till long past dawn,, lost in a love, we know is real, deep in our hearts, we both feel, it's been so long, we've waited for? do we turn, just walk away, never knowing, if it was real something solid, to take to the grave, so I rest ...... knowing our love paid David a/k/a Drkangel6(*_*)

Baptists . . .
Baptist Church in North Carolina There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit a

Life
1. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT 2. PERCEPTION IS EVERYTHING 3. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE 4. AND REPETITION IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS 5. FOLLOW YOUR HEART 6. SETTLE FOR NOTHING BUT THE BEST "YOU DESERVE IT" 7. IT'S ALRIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES JUST SO YOU LEARN FROM IT 8. NOBODY IS PERFECT 9. YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN/WOMAN..UNTILL YOU'VE WALKED A MILE IN HIS/HER SHOES 10. TOMORROW ISN'T PROMISED 11. DEFINE NORMAL 12. LIFE CAN SEEM VERY COLD AT TIMES....IT'S UP TO YOU TO WARM IT UP 13. ALL IS VANITY 14. ITS BETTER TO GIVE THEN TO TAKE 15. WHERE DID WE GET THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE THIS WAR WHEN THERE ARE STARVING AND MEDICALLY ILL PEOPLE IN ALL THE COUNTRIES 16. IS IT ME OR DOES LIFE FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG/MISSING BUT I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT 17. THE KEY TO LIFE IS LOVE 18. IF THE WORLD WAS GONNA END TOMORROW WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 19. DON'T TRY TO BE CONTROLLING INSTEAD BE WISE, UNDERSTANDING,AND FORGIVING "EVERYBODY'S DIFFERENT" 20. WE ARE ALL IN

Southern Security System Install
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4) Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter

Life
THE RIDDLE OF TIME RIDDLE ME HERE RIDDLE ME THERE; SHH BE QUIET AS I MAKE IT CLEAR; PEOPLE COME AND PEOPLE GO; THIS IS SOMETHING WE ALL KNOW; THE TIME IS NEAR SO HAVE NO FEAR; HAVE PAITENCE, IT WILL SOON APPEAR; THE THINGS TO BE THE THINGS I SEE; THE COSMOS TALK TO ME; THE THINGS THEY SAY "THAT ITS OK"; STOP, STAY FOCUSED AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY; UP AND DOWN ROUND AND ROUND; THE UNIVERSE HAS A SOUND; THE SONG IS PLAYING THE TREES ARE SWAYING; CAN YOU HEAR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING; YOU KNOW WHATS RIGHT YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG; THESE ARE THE WORDS TO THE SONG; HELP YOUR BROTHERS HELP YOUR SISTERS; SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL ONLY GET YOU BLISTERS; WE ARE ONE WE ARE MANY; ACT FAST OR THERE WONT BE ANY; WHO ARE YOU WHO AM I; WE CAN DO IT IF WE TRY; PEACE LOVE UNITY AND RESPECT; THIS IS WHAT WILL MAKE US PERFECT; IGNORE IT ONCE IGNORE IT TWICE; AND YOU WILL ACTIVATE THE DOOMS DAY DEVICE!!!!!! BY THE ONE AND ONLY; DJ PERCEPTION.....:)..P.L.U.R

Life
A Raver's Manifesto · Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. · Our nourishment of choice is Love. · Our addiction of choice is technology. · Our religion of choice is music. · Our currency of choice is knowledge. · Our politics of choice is none. · Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. · You may hate us. · You may dismiss us. · You may misunderstand us. · You may be unaware of our existence. · We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. · We are not criminals. · We are not disillusioned. · We are not drug addicts. · We are not naive children. · We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. · We are THE Massive. · ONE Massive. · We were first drawn by the sound. · From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. · We were dr

Apology
I'm sending out an apology to six to seven friends of mine.I had made a mistake with a comment I sent out,that read 'Baby its my world,you just live in it'.What I did was copied and paste as many of you have done before,but this comment stood as I was thinking I was leaving another comment.I never did go back and checked to see the new comment.I'm sorry if I had left this comment on your page,which I did go back and deleted it on the pages of my friends.I have lost friends due to comments,which as a man I don't care what comments you put on my page.Many friends tell me they don't trip on these comments,well I guess I should think the other way hmmm.I sending this apology to a very special friend of mine which he/she would know if they do ever read my blog.My friends do mean a lot to me,but if they leave due to a bad comment nothing I can do.Again I do apologize for this mistake. Your friend forever....el crow.

Tattoo Design
I am of German/Irish/Scottish descent. I am working on a tattoo design that will incorporate symbolism for both the Irish and Scottish heritage. I want to blend or with Here is another possibility for the thistle blossom...

To Understand Or Not.........
Love. What a wonderful and confusing feeling it is. As much as I guarded my heart against it, Love crept in and I fell head over heals. How do you tell someone that you love that it hurts really bad when they leave? That it feels awesome when they are around without sounding like you need them 24/7? I feel positive that he was sent from heaven at a perfect time in my life, yet I do not think it was a perfect time in his. Part of me wants to keep walking down this lovely road and see what path our lives take together, yet a small cautious part of me wants to wait.....wait till he gets things in order and can truely be there for me and we can date like a normal couple. Normal has never been my strong suit though. What is normalcy anyways? Is it conforming to traditional methods and wisdoms? One thing is for sure.....Love is confusing. And I do not know what is right or wrong anymore. Maybe I am just being a Drama Queen tonight, but I am not going t

Actress-dancer Cyd Charisse Dies In L.a. At 86
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Cyd Charisse, the long-legged Texas beauty who danced with the Ballet Russe as a teenager and starred in MGM musicals with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, died Tuesday. She was 86. Charisse was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Monday after suffering an apparent heart attack, said her publicist, Gene Schwam. She appeared in dramatic films, but her fame came from the Technicolor musicals of the 1940s and 1950s. Classically trained, she could dance anything, from a pas de deux in 1946's "Ziegfeld Follies" to the lowdown Mickey Spillane satire of 1956's "The Band Wagon" (with Astaire). She also forged a popular song-and-dance partnership on television and in nightclub appearances with her husband, singer Tony Martin. Her height was 5 feet, 6 inches, but in high heels and full-length stockings, she seemed serenely tall, and she moved with extraordinary grace. Her flawless beauty and jet-black hair contributed to an aura of perfection that

I Wanna Be Your Slave....
I'm up for auction. Buy me and get: 1) Your name as my owner (of course) 2) Daily comments 3) Daily gifts 4) Rate and comment all your photos / stash 5) Addition to my family for duration of ownership 6) I will personally Photoshop edit the image of your choice 7) and Whatever else your heart desires (Within reason....I'm too pretty for jail...) Go bid! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=86109&i=3021185201&albumid=1059506#2949643302

For Laughs..lol
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet,and gas in their stomachs. I have become a frivolous old girl, iam seeing seven gentlemen everyday! As soon as i wake up, Will power helps me out of bed, Then I visit John, next its time for earl grey, followed by Postman Pat, Shortly, Arthur Ritis shows up andd stays for the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place for long do he takes me from joint to joint,. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and iam gald to go to bed with Johnny Walker. oh yes Iam flirting with Al Zymer. P.S. The Preacher came to call the other day. He said at ,y age I shoould be thinking of the Hereafter. I told him I do, all the time. No matter where I am, in the Parlour ,upstairs ,in the kitchen or down in the basement I ask myself, "Now what in the dicken's am I here after. overheard at a W.I Meeting

Damn Meds
I wasn't sure if I wanted to do this, but part of me wants to. Damn meds I'm on makes me do the most ridiculous things. So much for my EX, my arm is in a sling and my side hurts majorly. And the worst part is, my jaw still hurts after two days. I swear I need to get over him, but it is much too difficult when I am still madly in love with him. Damn he has his power over me, on a Queen like me. Groan!

I Am A Drink (i Like Jagger Lol)
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My Perspective On Life
Some say life is like a box of chocolates, Some times you come across the sweeter things in life and then u come across those things that dont make you feel 2 good. We were all born to see, to sense, to touch, to listen and to love 1 another. But sometimes you feel like u have No understanding of life what so ever and not really knowing what it means to us. God put every single person on this earth 4 a reason, That reason was to fight great expectations, to climb the highest mountains, to swim the biggest oceans, to encounter every little thing around us. Not to sit in fear, Not to be afraid of one another, Not to harm Others and yet alone, Not to harm youself. Nobody was put here to be made to feel insecure and hopeless, we wasant put here 2 take ourselves back out again. Am I confusing you? Let me tell you some things that tackle my mind every day.... -Guilt -Confusion -Pain -Insecurity -Unanswerd questions Have you looked into somebodys eyes, without seeing the

Bully From Drew
http://fubar.com/user/450514 Archangel@ fubar subject: FROM ARCHANGEL AKA DREW REPOST PLS date: 2008-06-25 22:15:16 DREW WANTS TO SEND OUT A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED HIM IN HIS CONTEST. HE HAD FRIENDS CALLING HIM AND KEEPING HIM UPDATED AND WAS SAD TO NOT BE THERE HELPING WHILE THIS ALL HAPPENED. AND CONSIDERING THE LIST OF PPL THAT WERE IN HIS CONTEST HELPING IS SOOOOO HUGE ITS TOO HARD TO THANK EACH ONE OF YOU WITH A PIMPOUT. SO FROM DREWS MOUTH YOU ALL ROCK AND HE IS GLAD TO CALL EVERYONE OF YOU HIS FRIEND. PS PLS REPOST THIS OFTEN SO ALL HIS FRIENDS GET A CHANCE TO SEE THIS AND KNOW THAT HE IS THINKING OF YOU ALL.

Lady Katherine
Katherine lies in the sound of a whisper. She is a melody,a tune in the breeze of a mid summer nite,The moon that shines and sings of the whipperwheel.A pure heart clinche in the midst of emotional,outburst.She is the sound of a river running,into an ocean of desire.She feels the satin of a heart,once tathered sewn,though never perfect again.She walks among the beauty of a rose garden,but,never will be a rose herself.She will dress in white,but never will she be a virgin.Her life became a journey to forbidden places,of uncertanities.But,her strength moved mountains.She carried the swore of honor.And the shield of grace.She rumble with solitude,and carried sorrow on her back,and still was a lady. She wore a crown of gold,and never was a queen.Her robe,silk,and cover the soul of poor.Yet she remained a lady.Worn,and troubled,her spirit maybe,but she will always be the lady in me.

Change Of Plans
I will be going to tampa for Marks Military service next friday . They had to change the day b/c of autopsy needs to be done. Wish they would just let him go . Then the following week i will be off to NY for the family service Girls are holding up pretty good but they still have a lot ahead of them

Kermit Jagger
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. " Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral. " She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this)

A Few Ways To Relieve Stress
A few ways to relieve Stress By: Glade B. Curtis and Judith Schuler 1. Get enough sleep each night. Lack of sleep can make you feel stressed. 2. Rest and relax during the day. Read or listen to music during a quiet period. Slow down in your daily activities. 3. When you feel stressed, stop and take a few slow,deep breaths. This can help you turn off the stressed part of your nervous system. 4. Exercise can help you work off stress. Take a walk or visit the gym. Do something active and physical to relieve stress. 5. It may sound corny, but think “happy thoughts.” When you turn your thoughts to good things, it actually sends a chemical message to your brain that flows through your entire body and helps you relax. 6. Eat nutritiously. Having enough calories available all through the day will help you avoid “lows.” 7. Do something you enjoy, and do it for you. 8. Put on a happy face. Sometimes just changing how you think about something – dec

My Sexual Sign...yah Right Lol
Your Sex Sign is... You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful. Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens. You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you. You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign. You are very emotional, and you constantly ne

My Sex Sign!
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st

Fate
Fate by LateNiteFantasy© A scream is heard Through a storm of ash Midnight blues fill with tears.. This heartbreak fallin fast. Her heart lay open She falls to her knees Tender moist eyes turn to heaven Parted salty lips beg " Please.. " Pain engulfs her form Bittersweet love calling out Inside her now is the storm Her disbelief calling out doubt This cannot be happening Not to me, her wild eyes sing And even as it's muttered, his death bell rings Sobs wracking her as to his graveside herself she brings Fate brought him to her side For the time they had, he was her world She was his princess, his pride For her only, did his true love unfurl It wrapped her warmly in it's light With such true love once blessed Until the time he was to take flight Then fate stole him away, as if it knew best Now alone she stands Forever will he be in her heart Time may flee like grains of sand But he is with her, never again to part.

Diy Mum Delivers Her Own Baby
DIY mum delivers her own baby 18Jun08 THIS is DIY to the extreme. Herveys Range woman Elizabeth Hankin was mother, midwife, obstetrician and nurse in one when she delivered her son Lachlan in the front passenger seat of the family car at 9.40pm on Sunday. Her mother Bev Krogdahl was driving her to the hospital down Herveys Range Rd when Lachlan decided he was coming out. "I didn't realise it was happening," Ms Hankin said. "We live on the top of Herveys Range, so when my water broke we phoned the ambulance and said we'd meet them on the road - but we didn't get to the ambulance in time. "He was born in the passenger seat while my mum was driving. "All I can remember is saying to Mum `drive faster'." The do-it-yourself delivery happened between a truck stop and a boarding kennel on Herveys Range Rd. Elizabeth and Michael Hankin have named their baby Lachlan Michael Steven Hankin. Ms Hankin, who already has daughters aged two and four, said she started

How To Answer This ?
ok im 19 and i have a 5 year old nephew. he has never met his real dad and his mom is married to a peace of shit that does nothing but get drunk and pass out acts like he dont care about anything or anybody but him self and tonight my nephew asked me if i could be his daddy when that came out i about fell out of my set i didnt kno what to say to him i mean i took care of him sence he was 6 months old. im still in shock..........

Women Are Evil
Women are evil A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's con

Just Tuesday
well as you all know i broke my leg 2 days before christmas well today FINALLY my doctor said i am good everything is looking great!! and i am so happy cause i feel like things are going good for me FINALLY! I HAVE MEET A MAN THAT HAS GAVE ME LIFE AGAIN HE MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE! AND I CANT ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE! anyway i just wanted to let the world know... until next time love ya bye

Dragon Lies
Dragon Lies by LateNiteFantasy© I am prey, orphaned by the lust of Dragon and fire breathed from sky. Below, angry tides boil and churn as the full moon rises, part of some nightly dance. I hear her whimper, as if she were chased there by the crimson flamed breath of sun, as echoes dance lazily swirling amid the shadows, hiding from the memories hidden in the ashes and dying embers of some other man’s passion. I am lost in this lie, this Dragon’s ruse of hope wreathed in dying flames, as I hover lightly within that steamy realm foretold in fables long since past. This mind, I no longer recognize as mine, quivers as visions start to appear. My body speaks in tongues, no longer listening to me, but to my burning. I hear my dark moans muted by lofted lizard wing and wonder, another lie? These words, this Dragon Lies that singes my heart again with misspoken promise, tender words that scorch me and tempt my innocence to again surrender, for I

Please Read !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ATTENTION~ It has come to my attention that a friend of mine that held a giveaway has reneged on some of the people that were in it after they had fulfilled the agreement. I asked one of the contestants to enter the contest so the hostess would have the amount of entries she wanted to start the giveaway. The contestant finished the giveaway getting 10,000 comments as promised on May 4th , 2008. That is when the hostess moved the contestant’s picture to an album with the rest of the contestants that had finished. I was in the same giveaway & received my VIP. After the contestant finished she waited for her VIP. The host even moved her pic to the finished folder And asked if she could wait two weeks for her prize but still has yet to hand over the prize. I am not naming names, YET. However, I think that this problem should be taken care of. I spoke with the host about the “mix-up” three weeks after the finish & she guaranteed me & the contestant t

Ck2 Nsfw (formal)
DJ KISS THIS Live On AIR NOW !!! KISS THIS IS LIVE ON THE AIR ONLY IN CK2 CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER (repost of original by '♫ DJ Demonic™ Fu Hubby to Kimberly**DJ Manager@CK2 & CK2 Stud to Kimmy' on '2008-06-17 18:36:12') (repost of original by 'Dj KiSS THiS ** Assistant Manager & KandyKiss GirL@CK2' on '2008-06-17 18:38:19')

Something
I want to fall in love,I want to be with someone that loves me like I love them. People don't try and save their relationships anymore. We throw things away and move on to the next so called best thing. What is wrong with being content with someone that you love? I miss companionship. Someone that kisses me on the forehead just because he felt the need to do it.Someone that takes my hand as we walk just because. Why can't the smallest things make people happy anymore? I want to grow old with someone.Wake up with them,fall asleep with them,be there when they need me and don't. I want someone that knows I love them,trusts them and will always be there. I am too old and tired to play games anymore. I want to lay on the couch with him and watch stupid old movies. Walk somewhere,anywhere. Sit outside and just look at the stars. I don't need material things. I just want one man to spend the rest of my life loving and caring for. I just ask for the same in return. I don't need someone to comp

Fun In The Sun
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Fast As You Can...
A warning for the next one... "I let the beast in too soon, I don't know how to live Without my hand on his throat; I fight him always and still Oh darling, it's so sweet, you think you know how crazy How crazy I am You say you don't spook easy, you won't go, but I know And I pray that you will Fast as you can, baby run free yourself of me Fast as you can I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will Disprove your faith in man So if you catch me trying to find my way into your Heart from under your skin Fast as you can, baby scratch me out, free yourself Fast as you can" _________________________________________________________ -REL

For The Hell Of It
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well a nd happily trotted off! Li

Roughing It
A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband had long dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how great it would be to stay in a log cabin without electricity, to hunt moose, and drive a dog team instead of a car. "If we decided to live there permanently, away from civilization, what would you miss the most?" he asked his wife. She replied, "You."

My Surgery
As many know i had surgery back on the 12th *yay me right?* so anyway im doing well and recovering i desided to come sit on fubar for a few just to see how long i can sit at the computer without hurting i learned not very long lol ive been sitting here for about about 45 mins and my leg is swollen like woo so im gonna get off here and go put itup im not wanting to push myself but i do wanna get back on my feet asap so you all have fun out there and all that jazz! Oh ya my bday is 20th and i'll be down and out yay me again lol oh well my bday has never been a good thing since i turned 13 so maybe this is a good thing oh well im gone now for real have fun yall!

Why Im Not Around..
Hello All.. I just want to inform everyone that my computer monitor has gone out.I am popping n and out occasionally as I am borrowing my parents lap top. I will be back to chat and play as soon as my monitor is fixed. If you know my cell you are welcome to call me to chat other wise I will chat with you all soon.. xoxo, April

Need Prayers
to all my friends here i am gonna need some prayers from the FEW good friends i got on here..i had to hospitalize my son last week for reasons i would rather not say but some of you may already know..that there has been tuff when he calls me almost everyday wantin me to come pick him up when i just cant...hopefully he will be able to come soon..then we got a letter from childrens hospital tellin us that they found not only scholiosis on liberti but a mass at the base of her spine so tomorrow we got to go see a neurosurgeon to see what they are going to do about it i am scared cuz with your back ...its nuttin to mess with. so i am calling on all very few good friends that i got here to give my lil ones a lil prayer or two...thanks guys and i will keep you posted as soon as i find out

Dream
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.

Slide Down The Fire Escape
BE THE FIRST TO TAKE THE PLUNGE DOWN FUBARS FIRST FIRE ESCAPE This is a fan, Rate and Add Train The Rules Are Simple. Must Fan, Add & Rate All Founders and Riders!!!!! Must Message Me Saying you Finished it and Then I Will Add You To It. When Adding People In The Friend Request Type Fire Escape If their Your Friend Already Leave a Comment MUST Have a Salute TO BE ADDED!!! If You Come Across A INVALID ID Let Me Know So I Can Remove Them FOUNDERS ƒЇℜê

God's Little Game
Written By:Katherine Davis Have you ever wonder what you life would be like,if you took another path.Where it could have led,or didn't.Have you ever wonder who would cross that path,but didn't.Well sorry,to inform you,but once you made your choice,and become that step on this brick road.It is done,no turning back.Now with this coarse charted,and steps made,you can"t change what was,but,maybe,what will be.Fate is in the hands of all.God powers us.Feed us,and lets us drink.Turns us a loose,and see where we might go. I use to have this saying."We are pieces of a chest board.It's pawn,knights,and rooks,God is the player,the one with the strategy.of each move.He place us on the next empty space,and patienly awaits for what we do next.He enables us to grow,conquer our worse fears,and lived our greatest times.As we move to knights percinity,we watch,and wait to see,if we are going to be,a stastic in this world we live in.As pawns we work,breathe,and die,Trying to walk the path that will

The Fire Withn
The Fire Within by LateNiteFantasy© There is a yearning inside her heart; To let down the walls, to be close to someone, and to be touched on every level by Him. She yearns to be held at night in a pair of strong arms, to feel those arms around her in comfort and love. She yearns to feel the beating of His heart beneath her ear; To have the right to lay her head on His chest When nighttime rolls around. She yearns for his shoulder to cry on when needed, The same one she wants to taste and bite. She yearns to feel His hands on her,loving her, Comforting and disciplining. She yearns to hold His hands when He feels low, And help Him get back on His feet. The yearning to share, to love, to give- All burn deep in her being. Knowing that she needs, and it’s ok. Knowing that she is needed just as much. Yearning to just BE.

Feeling Lost And Behind
I just can't stress enough how wonderful you guys are. You totally rock! I'm feeling rather overwhelmed at the moment, trying to return fumail and gifts and love. OMG! I shall never get caught up. If you haven't received your thank you, don't fret. I'm getting to you. :) I did amazingly well in my HH today. You guys again... ROCK! There is no other word for it. I've scored about half a million points today in my HH alone. That is because of you guys! YOU did it!!! I have received so much birthday loving... cakes! We should most definitely have a party. I received enough cake and beverages to feed all of fubar!!!! Oh stars! What a day! It's been absolutely amazing. As far as my HH goes? Well, I've had about 4 so far. I think today was number 5. But, it could have been 4. Anyway, I've never seen my bartab go that fast, even when I have actions set to "everything." It truly has been amazing. I hope you can feel the love I have for each of you. You all hold a piece of my heart. S

Moms
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2.. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't ther

Too Much...
There's so much stuff going through my head, it's unreal and keeps me up at night. Things such as "Will my love be returned one day?", "how much time do I really got to spend with the ones I love" Or how about... "Destiny, is it real... or just another mind trick?" Trust me, this isn't even the tip of the iceberg. There's a ton of shit that gets left unsaid. But this BS that's going on with Fubar... I've deleted my account so many freaking times, it's pathetic... Seriously... Do some people just not have a life of their own, they gotta be messing up someone else's? Does it make you feel better to trash someone else? Do you feel superior to others? And have to make sure everyone around you knows it??!?! God people are freaking pathetic... Keep your damn stalker accounts coming, I'll just keep blocking your sorry ass. I'm done playing your freaking games. Sick of being used for attention. I'm not here for YOU! I'm just sick of it all.... Come REAL or keep STEPPING! It would seem that

His Heart Her Soul
love is in his heart he feels his soul touching hers although their apart they conact on a level that noone can understand nor will they. fire in thier eyes love in thier hearts touching longing wishing and thinking can their love be trusted to bond or will they lose eachother only time can bring them togther only time can change thier desinty are they met to be or is it all in possible ?love holds no time line knows no boundries ,let the firer in thier hearts connect let nothing put it out let light be a guide to inless love and truth among souls two who are met to join will nothing shall pass them by ,enternal flames reach the soul met to be joining has one. binded by life binded by light can they hold each others hands forever ,forever has one forever has two . by crystal

Hello Loved Onez
HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVENT BEENIN HERE TA SHOW U ALL LOVE & SAY MY GM & GNZ BUT MY COMP IZ REALLY FUCKED UP & I WILL HAVE TA BUY A WHOLE NEW 1 THIS WEEK & HAVE COMCAST CUM OUT HERE & REHOOK IT UP YEAH I KNOW BULLSHIT BUT I WILL B BACK AZ SOON AZ I CAN JUST WANTED TA LET U ALL KNOW THAT I LUV U ALL SO PLEASE TAKE CARE! JOSEPH

She Is The Cutest Thang Around!!!!
Okay, hey all. I have had some good things happen to me recently and I am from the school of thought that tells you to pay it forward! With that said, I have met the most awesome chickiipoo on the planet! Her name is Belleza Del Diamante. Diamond for short! She is the best and the friendliest girl here on Fubar. I need your help in helping her to get a spotlight! She is just as deserving as anyone else on Fubar and I think she would look great in that little blue box!!!!!! So if you have some spare fubucks laying around please link to her profile through the pic below and give what you can! Every little bit helps. Cmon guys lets pay it forward! Help my girl out!!! Hugz and kisses

Funny Shit
HOW MANY CALORIES DO WE BURN DURING SEX The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of sex manual. EXAMPLES: 1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off: 1 slice (large) chocolate cake. 25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off: 2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms. 53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off: 1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries. 53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings. PREPARING THE BEDROOM Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned) ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS Hiding the sex manual: 3 Decanting the wine: 4 Without a corkscrew: 268 MAKING THE FIRST MOVE If

Say No To Vietnam Scooters....
Sure, I spend most of my time bitching and complaining, but that's what makes me so damn cuddly. This time I am going to give you two-million people here some real advice. Gas prices are quickly hitting $5 and hordes of people are looking into scooters as basic transportation. Good choice. We (me, the mouse in my pocket, and my dirtbag friends) tend to specialize in old Vespa and Lambretta scooters, but try to stay up on all things scooter. People are flocking to Ebay and Craigslist looking for cool vintage scooters with fresh paint and shiney chrome. I am telling you to watch out for Vietnam imports if you are thinking of going this route. There are bunch of ways to tell. First, read Eric's post on how to identify these rolling death traps here. Now let me tell you about a 1966 Vespa VBC a buddy gave me that was Viet-tacular! So, my buddy decides to be nice to me and shells out $1700 for a scooter in pieces because he knows I am into old Vespas. I thank him, take this thing home, and

Life
Procrastination, mind draws blank, with hesitation, gun shots, fill the nite sky, its the sound, that your hatin, blood flows, on the sidewalk, and the streets, where you walk, its your homeboys body, bein outlined in chalk, im sick sadistic, fucked up and twisted, my thoughts, go ballistic, cuz love is like, a drug addiction, thinkin of all your friends, is like a, pain infliction, its a sickness, caught up in prediction,

Falling Off The Wagon
FALLING OFF THE WAGON Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern Baptist preacher was making his weary way home. As he traveled the hilly, curving country road, he overtook a car. The slow moving car was weaving from one side of the road to the other in a most disturbing manner. Being familiar with most residents of the area he recognized the car as belonging to a member of his congregation. "Oh no," said the preacher to himself, "Frank Johnson has fallen off the wagon again. The way that car is weaving, he must be really plastered. I better pull up beside him and get him to stop before he hurts himself." Putting thought to action, the preacher pulled along side Frank's car just in time for the next swerve to run him off the road. Over the shoulder, down a steep bank, the preacher's car rolled over twice and came to rest against a large pine tree. Not completely senseless

Puddles
PUDDLES This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The Bartender decides to try to make some conversation. "What's your name?" he says to the first duck. "Huey," said the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day." "Oh. That's nice," says the Bartender. Then he says to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out

The Buffet...omg Lol
THE BUFFET Every afternoon after work, a group of local guys would meet at the neighborhood bar for a little pool and a few beers. Undoubtedly, somehow the subject always came up about which guy had the longest penis. Day in and day out the bartender overheard these braggarts and frankly it got a little boring. One day, the bartender had heard the same old exaggerations once too many and he said, "All right, enough of this bullshit. I want each and every one of you to stand up here at the bar and I'm going to personally measure each of you and just MAYBE we can put a stop to all this crap." Well, they all gathered around the bar, unzipped and laid it out there to be measured. Just then, the door opens and in the blast of sunlight stands a gay guy. The bartender looks up and says, "Can I help you?" The gay man takes a look at the line-up and says, "Well, I was going to get a cocktail, but I think I'll just have the buffet."

6 Double Vodka's
6 DOUBLE VODKA'S This guy does into a bar and says, "Hey barman, give me 6 double vodka's!" The barman lines them up on the bar and goes, "Man, you must've had one hell of a day!" The guy says, "Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay." Next day, the same guy comes into the same bar and orders the same drinks. The same barman is there and goes, "Now what?" The guy goes, "I just found out my younger brother is gay, too." Next day, same guy, same bar, same drinks. The barman goes,"Damn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man replies, "Yeah, my wife!"

The Beer Prayer...amen!!!!
THE BEER PRAYER Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter and The lager. Barmen.

Lyrics For With This Knife
i let myself fall into a lie i let my walls come down i let myself smile and feel alive i let my walls come down no matter how i try i don't know why you push so far away you wrapped your hands tight around my heart and squeezed it full of pain with this knife i'll cut out the part of me the part that cares for you with this knife i'll cut out the heart of me the heart that cares for you i can't believe the way you took me down i never saw the pain coming in a million broken miles like poison in my veins [chorus] the hate and the fear the nightmares that wake me up in the tears the nightmares and (the hate)...

Water Into Wine
WATER INTO WINE The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!" The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired." The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle? The driver answers, "Water!" The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!" The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, you have done it again!"

Robert
so ok the kids were bought bunk beds and they were delivered today well yea he works third shift but he was awake when they were delivered and awake to tell me that the beds needed moved out side so i ASSUME that i am going to get help moving the old bed frames and mattresses .....WRONG! he sits there and critisizes me while i have to move the frames which are SOLID metal iron at that . what the fuck kind of man sits by and makes another human being move heavy metal beds by them self and then tells them that they are doing it wrong but is unwilling to help? his name is ROBERT and i happen to be married to this lack of intelligence name calling verbally emotionally abusive male that needs to be nuetered the way they do goats on farms (with a rubber band around the scrotum til the scrotum falls off) are nuetered any way had to vent, any way does any one know any one who needs trundle beds ? who lives in indiana? yea im done with bitch fest

Stupid Ex's
So my ex found out about my boyfriend and is all like so who is this guy..and I told him his name is Ray...and he was like where does he live so I can go shoot him I was just like dude stfu u arent going to shoot anyone..then he told me that he would shoot me. I laughed at that too. God my ex is a fuckin retard. So then my ex was all like whats it with you and LD relationships.. and I told him well Im going to see him hopefully this coming month..he got all emo and was like Im gonna let you go. Why ppl think they are tough and then go emo is such a funny concept. But Im happy with Ray..he's amazing..He treats me really good its like Im walkin on coulds when he talks to me. love Ree

No Reasonable Doubt: Volt Will Work
Bob Lutz on Volt: "no reasonable doubt... this is going to work" from Autoblog by Jonathon Ramsey Filed under: Coupes, Hybrids/Alternative, Green, Paris Motor Show, Chevrolet, GM Bob Lutz has come out and said it again: "I would say there's almost no reasonable doubt in our minds anymore that this is going to work." And that isn't just that the Chevy Volt will work -- it's that it will work on time and as promised. In spite of the difficulties GM has had getting Volt technology up-to-speed within its timeframes, the man upstairs is apparently as confident as ever. Lutz said that engineers have driven the car to and above its 40-mile pure electric range already. Two companies are still trying to win the lithium-ion battery pack contract, although LG Chem says it has a 3rd-gen unit that's ready to go. Another hurdle is the car's internal combustion range extender starting up, which Lutz described as "noisy and still a little rough." And of course, it wouldn't be a Lutz pie

Turning Tricks....oh Hell
TURNING TRICKS It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the police had rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought them before the judge; three stood before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself. The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about your honor. I'm a college student doing research for a term paper." The judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would have thought you'd done enough research by now. My computer says you have two prior convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine." He then turned to the second lady and requested her to testify. The woman began crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested." This time, the Judge shook his head and said, "Well, young lady, the officer tells me that he saw you hand a stack of bills along with the cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadi

Wasting Away Again In Hangouts From 2-14-08
About a couple weeks ago, I was talking to one of my friends about a conversation he had with another friend of ours on why she thought he was wasting his life and talents away by hanging out at a restaurant. So we were talking about this, and we both agreed that it was sort of funny that our friend, saying that he was wasting his life away by going to a restaurant, goes and hangs out at a bar just as much as my friend goes to the restaurant. In my opinion, the only real difference between a restaurant and a bar is the fact that a bar has alcohol and a restaurant, or at the one my friend goes to, doesn’t have alcohol. Other than that, both places are really the same, if you think about it. I mean, both seem to have the drama factor implanted in them, which is something you can never really get away from unless you just stay at home and go no where. However, there are some advantages and disadvantages in both bars and restaurants, being one advantage with a restaurant you will neve

Democrats Raise Taxes, Republicans Get Greedy From 5-20-08
Well, I have been wanting to talk about the political race this year, considering this is final year of the Bush regime, yeah! But, as I began to think about the campaign and so on, I don’t know if either party that gets elected will be able to really make a huge impact in the next four years. So I thought I would give my views on each party, from personal experience, or I don’t know. The candidates from both parties that are running for the presidential seat don’t seem to really be capable to set up and undo the damage that Bush caused in his eight years of tyranny. For instance, when he first announced he was running, Barrack Obama was my number one choice for our new president. Even though I am a Democrat as far as views go, I have to question his patriotism for this country, being there were at times that he did not salute the American flag when the Star Spangled Banner was being sung or played. I mean, I don’t know about you but that is a vital role for a presidential candi

Soundgarden - 4th Of July
Shower in the dark day Clean sparks driving down Cool in the waterway Where the baptized drown Naked in the cold sun Breathing life like fire Thought I was the only one But that was just a lie Cause I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of July Pale in the flare light The scared light cracks & disappears And leads the scorched ones here And everywhere no one cares The fire is spreading And no one wants to speak about it Down in the hole Jesus tries to crack a smile Beneath another shovel load And I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of July Now I'm in control Now I'm in the fall out Once asleep but now I stand And I still remember Your sweet everything Light a Roman candle And hold it in your hand Cause I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of

Chicago Has The Caffiene Market Cornered From 11-10-07
Just the other day, I was reading on some of the current events that was happening in the world, when I saw an article talking about a survey done on US cities. It was on the consumption of caffeine, and Chicago has the top honors for it! Along with binge drinking, Chicago is now the most caffeinated. But what was funny with the survey is that when it came to larger cities, like ones with one million or more people, Chicago was the only one. Cities like New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and San Francisco were among the least caffeinated, while cities like Tampa, Miami, and Atlanta were along with Chicago as the most caffeinated. Being that, is was a shock to see cities like New York or San Francisco to be the least caffeinated because they are very bustling cities as far as traffic goes. Also part of the survey was chocolate, soda, and energy drink consumption, which in all categories Chicago topped. Seattle, being home to Starbucks Coffee, was up on coffee consumption but on the

The Prize...ha!!!
THE PRIZE A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window sill, and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf. Much later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked, "So ... how was I?" "Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."

Religious Hypocrisy On The Loose! From 11-15-07
If you live in the Kankakee area in Illinois, and you’re not a religious nut, then you might understand what I’m talking about. If you’re religious, well, you might be offended on what I’m going to say, so if I were you I would get out this now. Well, too late, I’m starting the blog now. Religion, you have to believe in something, I do, most of my friends do too. What I wanted to say here is about all these Christian people, with their preaching on all the beliefs they can think of, then turn around and do the opposite of what they preach. It’s kind of funny, because almost everyday I run into people that are more “Christian” than I am but have lesser morals than I do. Especially when it comes to women, man, I don’t know about you but it seems that I tend to meet a lot of girls that are religious and have one night stands like it’s nothing. I mean, what do they do, have the one night stand and then the next day go to church and pray to God to forgive them for they have sinned?

Secret
SECRET An office manager walked into a tavern after work and instantly realized it was a gay bar. What the heck, he figured, I really want a drink. The waiter walked over. "What's the name of your penis?" he asked. "Look," the guy said, "I'm not into all that. All I want is a drink." "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis," the waiter insisted. "Oh, OK," the customer reluctantly agreed. "But tell me the name of yours first." "Nike," he responded. "You know, like, 'Just do it' " The customer thought for a moment. "The name of mine," he said, "is Secret." "Secret?" "Yeah, like, 'Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.' "

Not Sure Of.....a Fave!! Lol
NOT SURE OF... You're not sure of: THE DOCTOR because he says, "Take off your clothes." THE DENTIST because he says, "Open wide." THE HAIRDRESSER because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" THE MILKMAN because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." THE STOCK BROKER because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again." THE BANKER because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." THE HUNTER because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. THE BELL ATLANTIC GUY because he says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

Kanye West - A Million And One
Yeah It's (a million) I freestyle bout all niggaz for (a million) How many niggaz bit the soul, bout (a million) How many hoes did I bone, bout (a million) Uh-uh, uh-uh, it's (a million), uh-uh There's (a million) ways to die, choose one (A million...) A lot of people ask about the money I made, even Just Blaze How are they for real, is them niggaz really paid? Rappers I meant, or dead with the wreck Is it true he won't send a beat tape until he get a check? What's the position you hold? Could you really master Neptunes, check my check, and "H to the Izzo", the only single that went gold? Roc-a-fella shit, foe, you move back to the "Go" Is it back to Ghost producer for D-dot on the low? For the million time asking me Questions like Toni Braxton, harassing me Like you don't care about my son's feelings? Can I get a minute, you wack bitch? I ain't got a jack shit You heard "Takeover", who's running this rap shit? Uggh, fake tits, shut up and make hits Can't we a

Here Kitty, Kitty
HERE KITTY, KITTY Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading. Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Rolling The Dice
ROLLING THE DICE It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"

Poem I Love, Posted By A Dear Friend.
The wind grows so still Its destiny divides, Its purpose unknown When a vampire cries. The water then falls From the deepest of skies, Unsure where it lands When a vampire cries. The earth, once so strong Nature's force as its guide, Crumbles and weakens When a vampire cries. The hottest of flames Burning from the inside, Only flickers and wanes When a vampire cries. And then, what of life When a vampire cries, Do we die while we live Do we live while we die? I'd say it was both Before each of our eyes, Pain is worth suffering When a vampire cries. About this Poem, Created by: QueenOfDarknesss on 05/23/2008 http://www. quizilla. com/poems/7230913/when-a-vampire-cries

Within ( To Someone Special )
Within ( To someone special ) by LateNiteFantasy© Tender, sweeping touch Pleasure's insistent kiss Given and only from you Forever my ultimate wish The kiss more than wished for Evidenced on my face Leaving me melting Lost, all time and place Muscles swathed in moistened pink Of my honey well draw deep Tasting, teasing, loving drink My trembling, drowning pleasure yours to keep Slender fingers grasp into satin sheets Needing to be so much closer to you Lips part no longer able to hold The screams of pleasure bestowed anew Ecstasy explodes, drawn in hue of red Teasing does not subside Honey coats the invading force As raging comes the tide Pulling me under, no choice to go back Screams echo from the pleasured wall Nails dig sweetly into flesh Into the dulcet abyss I fall Wetness, clinging, sweetness, floating The afterglow now comes, storm-tossed Darkened sapphires now open to the night My fingers pull from my body, love-glossed A sigh iss

My Pimpout From Cindragon When I Owned Her!
Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World THIS IS MY NEW OWNER!! AND I ALREADY KNEW THAT SHE WAS A FANTASTIC PERSON, SWEET, CARING, AND HELPFUL, BUT LESS THAN ONE WEEK AFTER SHE BOUGHT ME, SHE WAS UP FOR AUCTION AND I BOUGHT HER RIGHT BACK! COULD NOT LET ALL THAT LOVE GO TO SOMEONE ELSE, LOL!!! BUT SOMEHOW, SHE STILL FINDS A WAY TO RETURN ALL THE LOVE THAT SHE IS SHOWN, SO GO SPANK HER PAGE HARD! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, AND YOU WILL GAIN A TRUE AND LOYAL FRIEND! TELL THAT CINDRAGON SENT YOU! ♥HisSweetObsession♥ ~~Owner of and owned by CinDragon~~ *Shadow Levelers*~~@ fubar ############################################################### Chromaluna on imikimi - Customize Your World

Carousing
CAROUSING Father Joseph went up to Father Fred one afternoon and said, "I am SICK of all this clean living. Tonight let's you and me go out and party. We'll carouse, drink, whatever we want." Fred was shocked. "Are you crazy? This is a small town and everyone knows us. Besides, even if they didn't, they would see our clothes and know we were priests." Joe was ready for this. "Don't be silly. We won't stay in town, we'll go into the city where nobody knows us, and we'll dress just like anyone else." In the end, he managed to persuade Fred, and they went out that night and partied like professionals. When they got back home at 5:00 AM, Fred's face became pale. "I just thought of something," he said. "We have to confess this." Again, Joe was ready. "Relax, I told you, I thought this all out in advance. Tomorrow, you go into church and into the confessional. I will come in my regular clothes and confess, and you absolve me. Then I go put on my garments, you come in and

My Love
My Love by LateNiteFantasy© My life, My love, Olive leaf, In the beak of a dove. My heart, Ever it be true, My soul, It belongs to you. My feet, Lighter than air, My eyes, Into your's I stare. My hands... Oh! To touch you now, My lips, Long for your kiss, and how... My body, Attuned to... My spirit, Cuz... I Love You

Dead On Arrival
Dead On Arrival - Fall Out Boy ♫ I hope this is the last time, 'Cause I'd never say no to you This conversation's been dead on arrival And there's no way to talk to you This conversation's been dead on, A rivalry goes so deep Between me and this loss of sleep over you This is side one, Flip me over I know I'm not your favorite record The songs you grow to like never stick at first So I'm writing you a chorus, And here is your verse No, it's not the last time, 'Cause I'd never say no to you This conversation's still dead on arrival And there's no way to talk to you When you're dead on, A rivalry goes so deep Between me and this loss of sleep over you This is side one, Flip me over I know I'm not your favorite record The songs you grow to like never stick at first So I'm writing you a chorus, And here is your... (Whoo!) This is side one, Flip me over I know I'm not your favorite record So... This is side one, Flip me over This is

Damn Bitches. Quit Leaving Messages.
I know most of you are dudes with some magazine shot as your profile pic. You're just sitting there, waiting for a return message so you can say, "teeheehee, I sure did trick him". And then you will go back to your pathetic existence in cyberfuckland. You will probably end up as one of those old men riding an old cop motorcycle during traffic hours, hoping people slow down, thinking you are a real cop, so you can feel important. But I know you aren't a real cop since I've never seen you at my local Dunk-n-donuts. And where is your partner. Another dead giveaway - you are solo, just like you are now, sitting behind that keyboard hoping I answer your bullshit message. Fraud. Faker. Liar. Dude. You are the transvestite of the Internet community, waiting for some unsuspecting guy to answer your message, just so your cock and balls "accidentally" slip free of the rubber band holding them in the tucked position while you are doggy style. No, you won't fool me. I see the bulge and am moving t

Aaliyah - One In A Million
Baby you don't know What you do to me Between me and you I feel a chemistry. I won't let no one come and take your place Cause the love you give it can't be replaced. See no one else loves me like you do That's why I don't mind to Spend my life with you I wanna please you in any way I can I wanna share my world and don't you understand. Your love is a one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long your love is one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long Turn me inside out, Make my heart speak Need no one else you're all I need Personality(ty),and everything you do(do) Makes me love everything 'bout you. Your smile, Your style, so fly, I can't deny. I gotta crush on you and that is true indeed Now I'm diggin' you, you makin me believe. Your love is a one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long your love is one in a million

You Know You're Kinky When...yep!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... - You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography. - You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't. - Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk. - You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography. - You call people other than your Father "Daddy." - Reading the word spanking makes you blush. - Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying. - You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats. - Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom. - Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore. - You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement. - Your contracts involve punishments, but no money. - Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom. - You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" - Your entire Music collect

Re: When "sorry" Is Not Good Enough
RE: When "Sorry" Is Not Good Enough ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 16 Jun 2008, 13:48 When "Sorry" Is Not Good Enough With Michael Reagan set to offer his "apology" today to Mark Dice, for whom last week he all but put out a contract on his life for sending 9/11 truth material to U.S. troops, some are asking whether Reagan should be made an example of by the FCC and the courts in order to put a halt to a culture of Neo-Con intimidation that is chilling free speech in America. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/061608_not_enough. htm

Obama
This older white guy asked his older black friend, 'Are you voting for Barack Obama just because he's black'? So the older black guy fires back and says, 'Are you not voting for him because he's black? Why can't I vote for him just cause he's black? Hell in this country men are pulled over everyday just cause their black, passed over for promotions just cause they'reblack, considered to be criminals just cause they're black, but you don't seem to have a problem with that. This country was built with the sweat and whip off the slaves back, and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance to lead the same country where we weren't even considered to be people. A country where we weren't allowed to be educated, drink from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even vote, so you damn right I'm going to vote for him! But not just because he's black. But because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to understand when my grandson say

Hot Mom Contest Need Help
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=257350&albumid=1064971&i=3237886348 I PROMISE TO FAN RATE ADD LEAVE COMMENTS OR WHATEVER SEND FUBUCKS, I PROMISE TO MAKE SURE YA GET LOVE IN RETURN IF I GET YOUR HELP PEOPLE!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeee Omgihaveadate!
Thats right ya all! Yours truly has a date! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LMAO! I am moving on and not looking back ya all. He is the way I like them....bald, goatee, tall and "thick" LMAO. GROWL! HOLLA! He is 34 years old and has a job! Plus he is only just over 30 mins away so no biggie there. :D WEEEEEEEEEE! Wish me luck ya all! We are going to meet at Applebees this weekend! YAY! 8-P I cant wait! I will let ya all kno how it goes... Other than that nothing major going on in the life of Rev. Cooter™....I will let ya kno if there is anything! Of course! TTYL! Rev. Cooter™

Going On A Date...damnnn
GOING ON A DATE Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my gosh," her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!" "What should I do?" "Wear an old dress."

God, Show Her
God, Show Her by LateNiteFantasy© Lord, could you show her how I feel, And Lord, could you tell her this is real Cause her heart has doubts, So could you use your clout, Oh, Lord, could you show her how I feel? Lord, tell her when I'm with her Oh, Lord, My days are not so gray Can't you see those clouds go away When she says I love you, she sunshines my blue Oh, Lord, she makes my day not so gray. Lord, can you show her she's the one And Lord, can you tell her my searchin is done Oh, I so love her smile Oh, Lord, it makes it all worthwhile Oh, Lord, tell her I know she's the one. Oh, Lord, I need her in my life, And, Lord, I want her to be wife, For the rest of my days, Chase away her gray, Oh, Lord, I need her in my life. My Lord, I thank you now, Cause Lord, I didn't know how To show her how true all this is To show her we could have such bliss So, Lord, I thank you deeply now.

Re: Reagan's "apology": Weak, Perfunctory & Disingenuous
RE: Reagan's "Apology": Weak, Perfunctory & Disingenuous ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 17 Jun 2008, 14:34 Reagan's "Apology": Weak, Perfunctory & Disingenuous Radio talk show host Michael Reagan's weak, perfunctory and disingenuous "apology" to Mark Dice for encouraging the activist be murdered for sending 9/11 truth material to U.S. troops only further necessitates the case for legal action to be taken in order to end the spiraling cycle of Neo-Con intimidation and smear. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/061708_weak_apology. htm

Chicken....lmao!!!!
CHICKEN A little boy and girl at school having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy. "I don't believe you!" he said. "You'll have to show me." Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place. "Gee, you're right," he said. "I've been eating a lot of chicken, perhaps I'm getting feathers too." "Well, I'd better have a look," she said. After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's too late for you, you've got the neck and giblets too!"

Wild West
WILD WEST A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a blowjob." The Texan was appalled. He pulled out his pistol, shot the greenhorn right between the eyes, and shoved his body out the door. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!" The Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars."

Can I Borrow $25?
Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year Old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's n one of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the Man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an Hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can Borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you March yourself straight to your room and go to bed.Think about why You are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish Frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down an

She's Gonna Break Soon
Shes Gonna Break Soon - Less Than Jake [Chorus:] She’s gonna break soon Gonna break soon Gonna break soon She’s gonna break soon Gonna break soon Gonna break soon With so many problems in her life it just comes as no surprise She’s gonna break soon Gonna break soon She’s gonna break Welcome to her busy dizzy life Of going out and getting high And following all the latest trends While shedding all her oldest friends It’s been weeks worth of weekends when fake I.D.s and fake passions are her best friends. [Chorus] She’s been thinkin’ wishin’ she could hide From the girls with the comments passing by It’s the boys in bars on Friday night That replace the emptiness inside She’ll be spending her whole weekend Faking laughs and faking smiles with her fake friends [Chorus] Promises you made back home Are crumpled like the goodbye notes And last night’s dirty clothes Were on the floor next to the phone And it’s been disconnected months ago No calls fr

Life
One day I was watching the news and all i seen was death,pain and tears. The out pour of my emotions at the moment were so great that i wrote this in 10 minutes and have the chance to share what I felt that day with all of you . I except any and all comments and dont be afraid to let me know what you thought ,felt or hated about it . The very meaning of the poem is to bring out the best and worse of us all . so my question to you all is : Do you feel what i felt when you read this very simple , but very emotional poem ? IF LIFE WAS BUT A DREAM If life was but a dream, Nothing would be as it seemed. In the shadow there would be light, And our children would laugh and play with delight. Love would not be just another word, It would something you felt not just heard. The sky would be bright with stars so clear, Not pain and death that all must fear. A mothers tears would not be that of a child without tomorrow, But the love of a child that has many happy days to fo

The Legend Of Pisspot Pete....oh My!! Lmaoo
THE LEGEND OF PISSPOT PETE Now gather round children and I'll tell a story of old, When men were brave and women were bold. It all started a way out west, To settle the bet of who was best. Now Old Lill f*cked everything that crawled or creeped, And piled her victims in a great big heap. There wasn't a man for miles around With a big enough rod to f*ck her down. Now news of this boast traveled far and wide; Thousands of rod-toters came and died; When down from Knoxville came Pisspot Pete, With eighteen pounds of Swinging Meat. Eighteen pounds of meat and thirty pounds of cod; He wasn't a boy--he was a MAN, by God! Pete laid it out on the Blue Balls Bar; I'll swear it stretched from thar to...........thar. Stunk like shit, I thought I'd die; But he just laughed and let it lie. Gentlemen, countrymen, boys in blue, Came to witness this terrible screw. People came from miles afar, To place their bets at the Blue Balls Bar. They met the next morning i

Democrats Are Pussies
Pussy. P-U-S-S-Y. Fuck Barbara Boxer and fuck Nancy Pelosi and fuck Harry Reid. None of these pieces of shit stood up for the Gore recount in 2000 and none of these pieces of shit stood against the war. They looked out for their own best interest, but as soon as shit goes south, these fuckwits are all over it saying how they didn't support this or that. Barbara Lee is the only Democrat that came out and called voter fraud in 2000 (which now everyone knows is the case) and also said no to the war in 2003 and warned against giving all that power to Bush. But Barbara Lee is just a Representative and doesn't have the same power as these assholes. Pelosi could have just stopped funding for the war and forced a withdrawl, but instead her and her bobbly-head bitch Harry Reid just cry about shit. And fuck the Democrats in the US. You pussy mother fuckers could have voted in the last two elections, but most didn't. Single mothers were not out in force. Minority vote was not out in force. Young

The Usual Game
typical bull$h*t we all get to deal with. I've deceided to F*ck it all and 4get men exist, less i fall in love at first sight and vice versa. I am not touching another man for a long time...well maybe-If i can get up to SF...hehehehe....well my vacation starts tomorrow and I get to spend the next umpteen days in palmtucky and DRY TOWN whoohooo! ^have the balls to tell the truth so we don’t wonder^ ********friends saga below************ Subject: What do you think?? The last time Joe sent me a text message, he had a seafood poisoning, do you think he died from food poisoning? Is it possible? Subject: What do you think?? I highly doubt that he died. And unless a doctor diagnosed him he made up the food poisoning-it is just a really bad stomach. A parasite would take a long time to kill a human-slowly but it would take longer than a year id think…=) don’t call….stay STRONG! Subject: RE: What do you think?? No I won’t call that bastard. Subject: RE: What do you t

Cancer 3 Day Walk In November In Texas
Please help donate for my walk in the 3 day 60 mile walk in November. I have already started training I have quit smoking all kinds of smoking as well. I am trying to raise money for the cause and the cure. So if you are generous please help me in this fight love Allison Head http://08.the3day.org/goto/allisondhead

Personal Question
PERSONAL QUESTION A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her. "I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is." "OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?" "I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!" "Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."

The Routine..oh Hell
THE ROUTINE Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road. "I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine." "No," said Fred, " I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine." "The 'here after' routine... what's that?" she wanted to know. "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone!" he replies.

Seven Wise Men
SEVEN WISE MEN Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits. First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds. Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smooth. Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy. Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made a tip. Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from the tip smooth as silk. Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she feeds the kids, I stay in bed!" Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking and sucking, "This is definitely a tit!"

The Gold Medalist
THE GOLD MEDALIST Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps." The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler." "How so?" "He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."

On Further Examination...
ON FURTHER EXAMINATION... One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "Since I'm blind, I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy. Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the

The Spinster And The Lawyer
THE SPINSTER AND THE LAWYER An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared.The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a time for the spinster to come into the office. The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?" The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and the will. The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?" She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here, I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank." "Tell me," the lawyer asked, "How would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?" The spinster said, "Well, as I've told you,

Another One Bites The Dust, Hehehe
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer . . ."

Power User's Guide To Firefox 3
You already know about Firefox 3's marquee new features, but now it's time to dig deep and unearth the shortcuts, tweaks, and even Easter eggs that Mozilla marketing doesn't mention. In honor of today's official release of Firefox 3—at 10AM Pacific Time—let's dive in past Firefox 3's most talked-about feature-set into its lesser-known power uses, tricks, and customizations. Shrink the Super-sized Back Button The very first thing you notice in Firefox 3 is its extra large Back button. While it's actually quite handy—less chance of missing your target!—if the Back button's just too big for your tastes, it's as easy as pie to reduce. Just right-click on Firefox's toolbar, and choose Customize. In the dialog box, select "Use small icons." Adjust the Smart Location Bar's Number of Suggestions adjustsuggestion.pngThe Firefox 3 feature that you'll get to know and love the most is the new smart location bar's as-you-type suggestions that learn where you probably want to go as you brows

Another For Me...
The aching feeling she gets at the opening of her world. To hear his voice she quivers with excitement. Unbearable. She is going to come undone. She can not wait. She knows that she will feel no pleasure until he is there. Torture. She has fantasies of how it will be. His cock plunging and engourging her mouth. Making her wet with the utmost desire. Waiting, wanting him to fill the space that needs him.

More?
Waiting to meet you in the dark to undress you lovingly to sear hot kisses onto your skin to have your scent fill my head to let my lips and tongue taste you to feel your body awakening to my touches to slip my hand around your cock to have my mouth follow in pursuit to make the anticipation end to hear you go breathless as I suck you for the first time to hear your delicious moans as i tongue your head to feel your desire as you entwine your hands deeply in my hair to obey your command as you urge me to take you deeper to sink my greedy hot mouth down onto your shaft to move in rhythm up...down...deeply...harder...faster....more... to feel your cock throbbing as you fuck my teasing mouth to feel your uncontrollable explosion to savor your taste in my mouth to swallow your essence to have a part of you inside of me your finally here i'm waiting no more

Into The Looking Glass
INTO THE LOOKING GLASS A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But be warned, for if you say something false you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I th

Ass "emoticons"
ASS "EMOTICONS" Ah, yes, those ubiquitous computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown, are becoming quite "ass-inine." To whit: (_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass (_13_) An unlucky ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_!_) A regular "nice" ass (__!__) A large ass (!) A tight ass (_._) A flat ass (_^_) A bubbly ass (_*_) A sore ass (_!__) A lop-sided ass {_!_} A squishy ass (_o_) An ass that's been around (_O_) And more.... (_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) "Get off my ass" (_zzz_) A tired ass (_o^o_) A wise ass (_13_) An unlucky ass (_?_) Dumb ass

I Cry
Sometimez when I'm alone I Cry. Cause I am on my own. The tearz I cry are bitter and warm. They flow with life but take no form. I Cry because my heart is torn. I find it difficult to carry on. I would cry amoung my treasured friend. but who you know that stops that long. to help another carry on. The world moves fast. and it would rather pass by. Then to stop and see whut makez one Cry. so painful and sad. And sometimez... I Cry and no One carez about Why..

The Lonely Husband
THE LONELY HUSBAND So here I sit, in all my glory, Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story. Once had a wife, she was such a dear, Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits, for hours on end... I don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been. It could be two, or it could be nine. She really doesn't care, long as she's online. She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!" Where the hell's my hug? Where is my kiss? But she's at the computer, that's all she missed! Talking to buddies, checking the mail All her priorities, I'm in cyber Hell!! My stomach's growling, it's so unfair! No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls, I'll pick at my teeth while I'm scratching my balls. Farting and burping all while I pee. Can you believe she's there?? She could be with ME!!

My Vip Has Expired, Special Offer For Whomever Purchases Me Another One!
I am desperate to get another VIP so I can host my second auction... so to the person who purchases me my next VIP, I have a special package.. made up JUST FOR YOU! Here's the goodies you will get for being so kind hearted and giving me my VIP status back: **350 11's** **3 sfw salutes** **Added to my Family & my TOP FRIEND** **Bulletin Pimpout** **Permanent Profile Pimpout** **2 Big Pimpin Gifts** **5 other gifts** **Name in my status for 1 hour a day UNTIL my VIP is over (whichever one you buy me)** **Slave to you for 6 months... Slave of ________ put in name for entire 6 months!*** **Random blings sent to you threw out the 6 months I am a slave to you!** **Will help level you if needed** Might add a few things depending on which VIP you give to me... Hopefully SOMEBODY can HELP ME!!!! ♥LOVE all my FU FAMILY & FRIENDS♥ ♥Rkkennedy84♥

Video Contest... Win An Mp3 Player
Ok so here's the deal... I have an auction site and we are trying to find a good video describing our site. We already made one but now we want to see what you people can come up with. The Particulars: The video should be no more than 2 minutes long. It should describe our auction site and let people know what it's all about and why it's better than the other ones. The main goal is of course to drive traffic to our auction site. http://www.altectrader.com You can use graphics or live action or a combo of both. You have complete control. You must mention the name AltecTrader.com atleast three times during the video either by speaking it or showing it on the video. At the end of the video, there should be a link for the site showing on the screen. This can be a sign or digital. You may use screen shots or video of our site on your video as well. Using our logo is a good idea too. Feel free to browse the site for ideas. http://www.altectrader.com About our site: AltecTrader.com is

Today...
This morning, I rose up again at dawn to start my day with different things planned from the norm. I made it a point to go to the local court and provide support on behalf of Ella, a dog found dead and abandoned in a local residence and struck a chord in my heart. In the news at the following: http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080617/NEWS01/806170334 The defense attorney for a local Cocoa woman accused of moving out of her home and leaving her dog behind to starve to death wants nearly all the evidence in the case to be thrown out, arguing that police illegally searched the house. According to a motion filed by West Palm Beach attorney Andrew Stine, police shouldn't have entered Christine Abrams' home without a warrant unless there was reason to believe they or someone inside was in immediate danger, or that evidence was about to be destroyed. It was during that search that police found the decayed body of Abrams' German shepherd, Ella, locked in a c

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POLITICS EXPLAINED A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning

Leader Of The Pack...
COME CHECK OUT MY OWNER I AM THE FU KING-HARLEY RIDER 70. F/A/R HIM, BLING HIM, COMMENT HIM, GET HIM A DRINK OR JUST SAY HI. HE IS A GREAT MAN AND DESERVES LOTS OF LOVE I Am The - Fu-King HarleyRider70- Fu-Owner Of ~¢¾Windy ¢¾~ & wyorose@ fubar THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY I AM THE FU KINGS PET wyorose Fu Owned By Barry and I Am The Fu-King HarleyRider70@ fubar

Do You Needs Fubucks? Hop On The Block!
Since the spotlight seems to be going for insane amounts, I'll be hosting another fu-auction, but this time the bids will be fubucks only. So, if you're keeping an eye out for the spotlight, or if you'd just like to make a few extra bucks, here's a chance to do so. The entry fee for this auction will be 35k, so fus of any level should be able to participate. If you're interested, please send a SFW non-animated photo of yourself, and your BEST auction offers following the entry fee. If you aren't sure what to offer, a good place to start is always with things like pic rates, stash rates, crush, drinks, etc. All participants reserve the right to refuse ANY bid or bidder. There will not be any cash offers for this auction, so the highest amount of fubucks will trump. The auction will begin on the 21st, and will run until the 28th, so get in quickly if you're interested. Entries will not be accepted once the auction opens, so please enter before 3pm on Saturday. To swee

Smoke Rings...ooohh Hahaha
SMOKE RINGS Three little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings." The second little boy pipes up, "Well, my Dad smokes, too, and can blow smoke out of his eyes." The third little boy, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his butt." "Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys. The third boy responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear....."

Things Only A Mom Can Teach
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Redneck Family Tree
REDNECK FAMILY TREE Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a daughter Who had hair of red My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mom. And it surely makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She is my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then

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Peeping Tom...oh Lord, Lmao
PEEPING TOM "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said George. "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" replied his friend. "No, that's not what made her the maddest," the husband chuckled. "It's not?" asked the friend. "No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains!"

Opec
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it ? Tough! Drink your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled steak of camel ass!!!

Playing House
PLAYING HOUSE A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate." He says to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means." The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

Bachelor Commandments.....pfft
BACHELOR COMMANDMENTS 1. Thou shalt always fool around on your girlfriend (that way when she dumps you, you can always get the last laugh). 2. Thou shalt not screw thy girlfriend's friends unless you're sure you can get away with it AND you do it in her bed. 3. Thou shalt never spend more than $100 without first getting in her pants. 4. Thou shalt never marry the first girl you screw after getting out of a "slump." 5. Thou shalt never admit to being in a slump, it is always a "lull." 6. Thou shalt always have beer in the fridge. 7. Thou shalt always blow off your girlfriend at least once a month to get drunk with your buddies. 8. Thou shalt always forget to call when performing the previous commandment. 9. Thou shalt never go on a blind date with someone described as having "a good personality." 10. Thou shalt never eat anything high in fiber or low in cholesterol. 11. Thou shalt never drink nonalcoholic beer. 12. Thou shalt never covet thy neig

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THE POSTMAN Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

A Man's Prayer...haha
A MAN'S PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep I pray my penis I will keep. And if I wake and it is gone I hope I'll find it on the lawn. I hope the dog that's running free Doesn't see that little part of me. And many cautions I must take To keep that part I love to shake. Much attention must I pay To see the knives are put away. The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too There's just no telling what she'll do. So I cross my fingers, close my eyes, And cross my legs to avoid surprise!

Signs She Is Getting Bored Having Sex With You
SIGNS SHE IS GETTING BORED HAVING SEX WITH YOU * After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." * Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. * Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?" * Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. * Only moans during commercial breaks. * Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. * Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. * Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. * You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. * Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. * During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." * Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. * Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. * Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. * Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?" * Boredom? So that's why she keeps def

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THE ABC's OF EX-WIVES A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving. B is for Balls ... which are now ours again. C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw. D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder. E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron. F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt. G is for Gandhi...someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie. H is for House ... which the bitch also got. I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late. J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer. K is for Kids ... the best of everything. L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for. M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother Fucker!! N is for Not tonight, I have a headache. O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was. P is for

Guidelines For Modern Men
GUIDELINES FOR MODERN MEN For modern men, we've compiled a brief list of those unspoken guidelines. These rules look fairly ridiculous on paper, but now that we've documented them, you can show them to your wife or girlfriend and say, "See, honey, I'm not the only one who does this stuff..." - On car trips with the family, never ask for directions when you're lost. Just keep driving aimlessly around, searching for the mysterious Lost Street of the Damned. Navigate by the seat of your pants like the great Lewis and Clark explorers of old. - But it's okay to stop for directions when driving with another guy because he won't sit patiently as you pass the same McDonald's for the third time. - Inch forward at stoplights to keep up with the guys in the cars on both sides. It's all about who's out in front. - Even if you don't know a hub cap from a distributor cap, never admit you're a stranger to the male domain of auto mechanics. If your car won't run and you're at a los

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TEST RESULTS Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible." Mr. Smith says, "What do you mean?" The receptionist replies, "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife." Mr Smith exclaims, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?" The receptionist calmly replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her."

Just One Rate
We have a really good friend in a contest,Just a rate contest,so come on and leave one rate. (Kelly aka '~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*) It's a rate only contest.Could you please rate her pic.It ends tomorow and she is in 2nd place.We would really like her to win if possible. ^^CLICK ME,CLICK ME^^ Thanx In Advance Chaotic Princess & Bratt (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥' on '2008-06-17 15:30:04')

Recipe For Hubby Pie
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IRVING, Texas -- The buzz at the Cowboys' three-day minicamp that began Tuesday had more to do with two players who weren't working out at Valley Ranch. Terry Glenn Glenn Terrell Owens Owens Receiver Terrell Owens has been excused for the duration of the camp for what the team called personal family matter out of town, while Terry Glenn told ESPN's Ed Werder that he wants to be released if owner Jerry Jones continues to bar him from preparing for the season by attempting to force him to sign an injury waiver. "I'm not signing any waiver," said Glenn, who said he wants to move on with his career if the Cowboys no longer want him. While the receiver has not been able to practice and has done his own workouts, Glenn has seen his own personal doctor in Columbus, Ohio, who performed his right knee surgery last year. Both believe the health of his knee is not an issue. Jones is demanding that Glenn agree to reduce his base salary from $1.7 million to $500,000 if he re

Alter Ego For Prison
now that im going to prison for 6-30 years for stealing my mothers house while shes dying of cancer, i think that none of my alter egos will save my not so virgin ass form being raped. so, i came up with yet another alter ego... chalie narcisi now i am sure to create fear in prison, but incase no one there is scared of me, like in real life, im gonna keep working on my ripped muscles ;)

Women And Men
WOMEN AND MEN WOMEN Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school and for getting thei

Breach Of Contract
BREACH OF CONTRACT Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" asked the lawyer. "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!"

Bar Room Translations
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Justification
JUSTIFICATION A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one go.His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, it's bloody shit!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Republicans Are Idiots
It amazes me how many dumb people are here in the US. My Republican buddies can't seem to see any collusion between the big oil companies and our current president, whose family made their money, and continues to make money, in big oil. It's called "fox watching the hen house". And you moron Republicans keep acting like there is nothing you can do about rising gas prices. This is a monopoly, you fucking idiots. This is how business works. You get people dependant, then you work with your competition to price fix, then you blame the high prices on something else. If you have an accomplice that is supposed to regulate, all the better. How the fuck do you think Enron happened? Dick Chaney and Kenneth Lay met during closed door energy policy discussions. Lay then flew out to meet soon-to-be Gov. Schwartzenpecker. And all of a sudden we have energy problems with high prices, while the regulators (Cheney and Maria Schrivers wife) get financially wealthy. And you idiots watch Fox News thinkin

Double Or Nothing
DOUBLE OR NOTHING A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink and says, "That'll be five dollars," to which the man replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink, but don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, the same guy walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What the hell are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" To which the bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. Y

A Quiz For Alcoholics
A QUIZ FOR ALCOHOLICS Do you get loaded on an hourly basis? Or is ginger ale your idea of a stiff drink? The key to good partying is balance. Staying home and watching TV every night is unquestionably lame, but if you get so sick drinking every night that your days are always wasted, what's the point? Drinking is great, but too much too often can really be a drag. Keeping control of your consumption can help you lead a happy party life. So, how well do you maintain a good party life and attitude? If you can't answer this for yourself, take this little quiz. 1. The first thing you do when you get to a party is: A. Locate all the fire exits B. Locate all your buddies C. Locate the women and start right up with the cheesy lines D. Locate the keg and make up for lost time 2. When the party ends, you can be found: A. Asleep at home B. Sober, and driving your loaded friends home C. Leaving with your arm around the hottest girl there D. Passed out in your own puke

Off The Top Of My Head....
So, the few people that know me, and know the happennings in my life seem to have found themselves in a bit of a quandry. As some of you know, my wife and I are splitting. For better or worse. I will always consider her to be my best friend. I may not be hers. But thats ok. I can accept that. The really strange thing to me is that some of the people that we have known together, while stating that what happens is none of their business, are inevitably choosing sides. The funny part about this is that, there really arent any sides to choose. The split was at worse, agreed upon by both sides. It was mutual. There wasnt any cheating, there wasnt a blame placed upon each other. Instead we took responsibilities for the things that we said and we did. Sure in times like this, words and actions are easily misunderstood and appear to be one thing but really, are soemthing else. To those that have "chosen" sides, I will say this...you dumb muther fuckers! How stupid will you feel

Three Tests
THREE TESTS A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there...He approaches the bartender and asks him: "What's up with the jar?" Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests then you get all of the money." Man: "What are the three tests?" Bartender: Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar with the other bills... Bartender: "Ok, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You got to make things right for her." Man: "Well, I know I've paid my

The Toughest Mouse
THE TOUGHEST MOUSE There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the pellets with my morning coffee -- just for an extra jolt to start off each day." The mice look at each other. The second mouse slams his whiskey, throws his glass on the floor and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I go up to the trap outside my nest, I trip the lever and make the trap flip in the air, I catch the bar on its way down, bench press it a few times, twirl it over and over with my feet -- then I toss it to the floor, and take the cheese for breakfast. It's all part of my morning routine." The third mouse looks at the other two. Bored with the conversation, he sets down his glass of beer and says, "I've had enough of you two. I'm going to go home and

The Drinkers Creed
THE DRINKERS CREED The horse and the mules live 30 years, And know nothing of wine or beers. The goat and sheep at 20 die, And never taste Scotch or Rye. The cow drinks water by the ton, And at 18 is mostly done. The dog at 15 cashes in, Without the aid of rum or gin. The cat in milk and water soaks, And then in 12 short years it usually croaks. The modest, sober, bone dry hen, Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at ten. All animals are strictly dry, They sinlessly live and swiftly die. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men, Survive for threescore years and ten. And some of us, the mighty few, Keep on drinking 'til we're 92!

People And Stuff
Ever wonder what happened? To frieds? To something you really loved doing? To, I don't know, pictures, people, possesions? One day you see them all the time. Then, something happens, and you see them less. Hang out less. Talk to them less. Then one day they are gone. But you dont realize that they are gone. Their memory gets lost in the shuffle of what ever it is that your doing. Achuieving a goal. Spending time with a loved one. Raising a family. THen they are gone. Then for an instant, they are back. Or at least a memory of them. And you wonder, where are they now? My life has been a seeries of where are they nows. People Im around constantly disappear. Not their fault. I tie myself up. I find something to do. Not that I dont love these people, or that I dont like them or have something "better" to do. I'm a loner. I don't mind spending time alone. Hell, I've entertained myself with just my mind for days on end. I have complete conversations with myself bu

The Lesser Of 2 Evils
I go to factchecker.com when it comes to political spin and varied opinions on political snippets and rumors. As far as the election and doomsday visionaries, I have to admit. I am not as old as many who have been through the depression, but had tales of woe passed down from family that got through it all. Sadly many men in my family were sent off to wars in WW I, WW II, Korea, Vietnam/Cambodia, The Gulf, Afghanistan (round 1), as well as served all over the world in skirmishes and feel it is the political might and greed of power that we as Americans should truly take a closer look at. Why are we neglecting our own soil and citizens in their needs to overcome poverty, inflation, joblessness, immigration, pollution, corporate corruption, health care, insurance (scams), prescription drugs, animal cruelty and crimes against life and humanity, Supreme Court rulings and other legalese issues such as Gay/Lesbian Marriage, Roe vs. Wade and Planned Parenthood options as well as pedophi

Secrets
After 13 years of marriage, 3 kids, countless memories, both exsquisite and painful, my wife and I have split. I've spent the last week or so pondering all the things that I should or shouldnt have done. I've tried to be mad, been heartbroken as I am sure she has been. We have talked, and she will always be my best friend in the world. But in the last few days, Ive realized something. And I've never wanted to admit to this before. The truth is, we both had secrets. We both kept some deep dark secret from each other. Which of us had the worse of the secrets is arguable. They were both a resultant of the other. The problem, we couldn't admit to ourselves the secrets we kept were so harmful. And if we could not admit them to ourselves, in what reality would we be able to admit them to each other. We know the pain that our secrets would cost. Even more than that however, is the realization of admitting to ourselves that these secrets could have very well ended our marriage muc

The Old Drunk
THE OLD DRUNK A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preasher... I ssssure am." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"

Nothing To Say.
This was originally posted on my myspace...figured it was time I get stuff over to fubar...:D Dont expect anything grand...like the title...its just a bunch of shit...enjoy...lmao "Nothing to say" I really didnt have anything to say here. Just felt like writing a bit. Im pretty sure that these blogs will be read by few and understood by even less. I guess that for most of the people that really know me, they are probably lookin for some little phrase that I constantly over use. Or, maybe it'll be read for the same reason I read random blogs: For that random thought, that undeniable nugget of exostential surrealism, that series of words expressing a thought that echoes deep into your soul. Or maybe not. Maybe this will be read out of sheer boredom. In any case, I really didnt have anything to say here. I figure if youre bored, the only thing better than reading some other lost souls blog is to write an essay of the tragedies, heroics, pitfalls, accomplishments and all aroun

You're Passionate
YOU'RE PASSIONATE Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is "You're passionate." They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, "You're passionate." The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for four hours and you still haven't told us where you live." She replied after sobbering up a bit, "I keep trying to tell you, you're passin it!"

Ode To Beer
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker. --Ogden Nash He was a wise man who invented b

A 4 Letter Word..
LOVE - People tend to throw that word around loosely and amidst all the hustles and bustles of life....we forget how beautiful love really is. Life is not worth living without love and happiness. Love heals all. Love is a mysterious and powerful force that is the key to all that is...and all that ever was. With that said.....I have a heart inside of me that is ready to explode. I have suppressed my desires to love for so long that I feel my heart cannot retain this anymore. I am no longer afraid to admit that I am a hopeless romantic and all I want to do is fall in love, and be in love for the rest of my dying days. I was given one life to live and that is exactly what I plan on doing......living my life to the fullest! Filling it with positive things and doing my best to heal those who are also lost and broken....just as I once was. There is always enough room for love and hope in everyone's life. You just have to have faith that it is there........you don't have to search for love wh

Things Are Funny
This past week i have realized a few things.... Not everything is as appears. I have honestly given Ct a try and I am sure now I am leaving. I cannot rely on anyone anymore for anything, and friends I thought I had, I dont. Not really sure as to the why who where when what and how.... but I need to rely on just me. I have a tendency to put everyone before me, and not take care of me. From now on my kiddo comes first then me. I am changing and most are not going to like the new me. I am one of the few on here and in life, what you see is what you get.I dont need to pretend to be anything other than what I am. I honestly tried to be a caring person and for that I get used. So back to the old I dont give a F*** me. I refuse to be hurt again

Xo
XO - Fall Out Boy I comb the crowd and pick you out My mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out It starts eyes closed to fingers crossed "To I swear, I say" "To I swear, I say" To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes" To drinks at the club to the bar To the keys to your car To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door To the love, I left my conscience pressed Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer "What did it ever do for me" I say (I say, I say, I say) It never calls me when I'm down Love never wanted me But I took it anyway Put your ear to the speaker And choose love or sympathy But never both Love never wanted me "I hoped you choked And crashed your car" Hey "tear catcher", that's all that you are And ever were From the start I swear, I say I swear, I say To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes" To drinks at the club to the bar To the keys to your car To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door To the love, I left my con

This Cage
Im caught in this cage, aint no leaving today, And my tools of destruction, they've taken away. Man, they fight dirty, cuz thats not all that they took, My kids, my girl, my family - just look- I'm all by myself, no friends when I need A shoulder to lean on, or to help me feel free. So in this cage I will sit, until my time comes But waiting on time in this place can be a problem. Cuz when you sit in this cage, time forgets about you. Time sits there all lazy and dont want to move. So you wait like youre waiting on your dead beat dad, Who never seems to show up for those "plans" that you had. You look at life different from behind these walls. How could you not, when all you see is these walls? You say, "Even a bird in a cage chooses to sing beautiful songs." I say, "Maybe that birds been singing the blues all along." Would you trade that bird places and sit in his cage? Eat in the same place you shit on a newspaper page? I dont think that you would, I cant blame you

Pregnancy
Well, it didn't work this month either. *sigh* I didn't even want to get pregnant, and I did... and now that I want to, I can't. It agitates me beyond belief, because I WAS pregnant, and constantly fighting with my god forsaken EX... and that sure didn't help. And we're trying. We're tracking my ovulation, blah blah blah. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how to make a baby, and when to do it!! Looking back on my life, and my pregnancies... I've had a couple miscarriges. One in the fall of 2003... i was on the patch when I got pregnant then. I was kinda on the pill when I got pregnant with Tash... in 02... I wasn't on anything when I got pregnant with Alexis, I dont think anyways... And I was on the Nuva Ring when I got pregnant earlier this year. And I'm like, HELLO??? Should I get on birth control to have a baby??? I ovulate fine, my periods are exactly to the date 28 days apart... so it's A LOT easier to plan these things... *sigh* Although, I can't complain a whole l

Pondering...
Wishing things were different. Sometimes, what life throws at you.. isn't always what it seems. One day "he" could be my world and the next day.. it just isn't the same. Theres things I wish I could take back, but what justice would it do? I'm left with daydreaming... Wishing the impossible. I once said "I'd wait forever.. to be with you one day" It still stands... but first, I gotta figure out.... Where'd my heart go? and where does it lay? Seeing your face, would complete everything. Yet, it seems to so far and just a blur. I could quote everything I've ever said... and yet, it's so hard just to get those words out again. I wanna be in your arms Your arms alone No matter what or where... You'll always be the one who consistently steals my heart. If you could see the world through my eyes would you? idk... just jibberish. Pondering thoughts...

Wow!!! Outta Nowhere
gee... responded to a photo rate... then i received some shouts, and after what, i thought, was a fairly "jovial"exchange of banter, i was told that, because of where i live i must be some "trailer whore".. nice guy eh? as i tried to respond with " gee i sure am, if you would wipe the cum outta yer eye you would have seen me on the Springer show"... it wouldn't send... he must have blocked me... what a man/PUSSY!!!

So-called Friends....
Ah.... to my So Called Friends (giggles): I posted a status today "No Im not here to f*ck you!Go Figure!" and I watched the "total" number of friends on my list start to diminish. So I wonder how many people when they added me somehow thought... adding me as a friend, meant potential hook up? pffffffft *kttn*

Romantic Phrases And Words
You are my everything I could hold you forever. You are so cute! You’re amazing. Will you love me the rest of my life? No, I'll love you the rest of mine. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies Lets go shopping - i'll pay I love you Life began after I fell in love with you. When you smile, I smile. When you laugh, I laugh. When you cry, I cry. My love for you will never die. I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you. My love for you is a journey. Starting at forever and ending at never. If I know what love is, it is because of you French Romantic Words and Phrases Je pense tout le temps à toi = I think of you always Tu me manques = I miss you J'ai besoin de toi = I need you Je t'aime à la folie = I'm crazy about you J'aimerais te prendre la main = I'd want to hold your hand Ton image hante mes nuits, me poursuit le jour,

Romantic Pick Up Lines..lol..too Funny~
I brought my library card, and I'm checking you out. Do you have a map (No why?) I keep getting lost in your eyes If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Is it hot in here or is it just you? I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire. Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again? Nice dress can I talk you out of it. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? I'd look good on you! Check the girls clothing tag then say - That's what I thought...made in heaven My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? When God made you, he was showing off! You had me at hello. Ask a woman for the time. (Tells time) . Thanks. I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfacti

Romantic Date Ideas
When dining out, share everything: your meals and desserts. Attend a lousy movie, sit in the balcony, and make out in the dark. Guys: Hold her dinner chair. Swing together on playground swings. Get tickets for an event and keep it a secret until the day arrives. A romantic ritual: Pause and kiss at your front door. Guys: Open the car door for her. Go stargazing at a planetarium. Eat dinner by candlelight: Tonight! When window shopping, secretly note what your patner likes then return later to pick up that something special. Cuddle together under a clear sky at night and enjoy the view and sweet talk with each other. Learn to play her favorite musical piece and surprise her. Have a stroll by the beach together. Ice skate together, hand in hand and have eyes only for each other. Dance a slow love song together and the candlelight. Go through revolving doors with your lover. Watch a romantic movie in a open air carpark. Watch th

Romantic Couple Games
Romantic Wheel of Fortune Play wheel of fortune but instead of usingmoeny and prizes, write down forfeits, things you would like to do with your partner and other romantic activities. Have fun playing! Sports Add romance to your sports by playing them with your partner. Handicaps should be given to the weaker party. Alternatively, you can try a completely new sports together. Romantic Scrabble Play scrabble but both of you can only use words which are significant to both of you and are therefore romantic. Battleships Play battle shiips but with a strip poker twist to it. The person whose ship is sunk will have to take off a piece of clothing! Romantic Puzzle Have fun fixing a romantic puzzle with a hidden message in it. Frame the puzzle up at the end of it! Romantic Card Games Play card games such as snap or poker but with the losing party having to carry out forfeits. Forfeits must involve something naughty! Romantic Treasure Hunt Send your partn

Romantic Ideas
Romantic Ideas Give her/him a surprise when she least expects it Bring her to a dark place, where u have lit candles forming the shape "I Love You" Lay out hershey kisses in the shape "I Love You" before she comes home and only appear when she sees it with a hershey bouquet in your hands Write the words "I love you" on her hands while keeping her distracted. Write a letter everyday telling how much she means to you for every day you're apart. Hold her hands and hug her, then tell her you want to grow old with her and continue to hold her and be with her when both of you are old. Send her flowers whenever you feel like it. Kiss him/her. Without reason of course! Fill a whole room with helium heart shaped balloons and invite her in. pick out 1 with the words "I love you" Paste "glow in the dark stars and letters on your ceiling" lie on the bed with her on the dark and tell her "you light up my life" Fix a jigsaw puzzle together. Sing a love song

82 Drivers - Come On N Join The Convoy!!
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

Spotlight Price Wtf???
Spotlight Price 17,003,499 How the hell is that possible? I thought they just reset it the other day to try to drop the price? How does someone get that many fubucks to get spotlight? How the hell is anyone else supposed to get a chance for it if there are people out there that have that many fubucks.. This spotlight for a day is getting on my damn nerves! I'm so fed up with Fubar! MUCH LOVE! The Fu-Milf Queen™

The Beginning
I once told myself that I would never be on one of these kind of sites, but here I am so I suppose that is just another point to the universe's move towards entropy. Actually I wouldn't even be here but I noticed my brother Cooper Bingham chillin' out here so I figured "What the heck...". I suppose since this is my first "blog" ever I should give a little bit of info on myself. ( As good a place to start as any I suppose. ) I am Travis Winn, though that name tells you nothing directly it seems to be a great comment on my life. Travis was chosen by my father, he simply flipped open a book of names and picked the first one that didn't rhyme with our last name. That set the course for a mundane life, chosen at random with no thought at all. I am average in every sense of the word; average looking, average intelligence, average job, average dreams. Though average may not be the best adjective because the only thing I can't ever seem to accomplish is what my last name embodies "Winn" or

What Is A Skinhead?
What is a Skinhead? Skinhead is a sub-culture or youth culture that has its roots in the late 60s and 70s and is typically made up of working class men and women. The skinhead look came about from working class and conservative dress. Skinheads today typically wear boots straight-laced with red or white laces, flight or bomber jackets patterned after Alpha Industries MA-1, suspenders/braces, polo style button up collar shirts, flat caps, and blue jeans or camouflage BDU pants, although denim, leather and Carharts are not uncommon. A part of the skinhead image, as the name suggest, is shaved or short cropped hair. Long sideburns, a.k.a, “chops, or lamb-chops” are also common. Skinhead is not just a fashion, wearing boots and braces with a shaved head does not make somebody a skinhead, no more than cowboy boots and a cowboy hat makes somebody a cowboy, or a mohawk and torn clothes make somebody a punk rocker. This is more than just a haircut, it’s a way of life! So

Guns N Roses-knockin On Heaven's Door
Mama take this badge from me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark too dark to see Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (4x) Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (4x) "You just better start sniffin' your Own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's Just you against your tattered libido, The bank and the mortician, forever man And it wouldn't be luck if you could Get out of life alive" Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (8x

A Geek's Holiday Toughts...
Well with my birthday barely 4 weeks away and feeling in need of a real holiday I am thinking of a short holiday somewhere away from it all... One of the thoughts is a couple of days at a Health Spa, but part of me thinks it might be a bit too boring...

Gotta Love Memoire
Ok all friends and family. Here is your chance to meet one of the realest people on here. She will always have your back. Will be there for you when you need comfort or just need a friend to talk to. Please Fan/ Rate/ and Add you will be so happy you did. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo BhamBuggy Mèmºî®è ™ Ñè×† Ðºº®~ Fµ ♥² §îñ@ fubar

-sigh
well like always my lies come back an bite me in the ass... why am i so stupid why can't i tell the truth an say i've only been with one woman i lost my virginity to her at 19 yeah 19 sad right? its the truth i havnt had sex with anyone else since her an i broke up, sucks being me....

This Blog Here Is About Kre8tivity
THIS IS WHAT KREATIVITY IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!! Ðj §ýñ FµWîƒè §mµkîñ&Jåvå Jºè Çº Øwñè® ºƒ Hèåvèñlý ‡llµ$îºñål Ð®èåm$ ² Øwñèd ßý Fåkè@ fubar When I saw this persons Page it caught my eye and I was so excited I made a blog about it. Infact I thought I would start other posts surrounding the same main idea!!!!! I hope that you don't mind the attention and appreciation of your page I am showing let me know.

There's No Escape.
One to many times I sit and stare off with all these questions in my head and I can't answer them. I start to think of random stuff from the past, part of me wants to cry, but all I do is start to laugh. Whenever something good comes along, something bad ten times worse wipes everything away. It's like living in a bad dream. You start to make it to the top and a landslide tumbles you back down. Stress is a big key in life. It's how you handle it that shapes us into who we become. Sometimes, you get pushed over the edge and you become labeled a basket case. A threat to society. When will the pressure ever stop? You always have to be watching over your back. The second you let your guard down is the second you get beat down. It's like there's no escape to life's misunderstanding's, pressures, and depression. All you can do is run around and hope that you don't fall victim to life's many threats. All you can do is stay trapped inside, with no escape.

Life
People are fucking stupid. But hey, I don't want to just look at society as a whole and point any fingers because a lot of people are actually cool and they don't deserve to get blamed for shit that other people do around them. So maybe I should rephrase the fact that "People" are stupid. Well they can be but we have different situations and scenarios going on all the time so I don't want to point any fingers at anyone without knowing what they're really going through. What pisses me off is that why can't more people understand and look at things the way they should be and not assume, not judge, and not listen to what other people have to say, without bringing the issue to that particular person, or group of people? All depends on the situation I guess. We just have to be smarter at how we take certain things. Like don't take things harder than what they really are, just let things ease by and if we take them harder than what they really are, we get too stressed out, we get piss

Another For Me...
Connection Soul stirring Deep and breathtaking Awakened from slumber Words touching dark places unknown Emotions in turmoil Aching for that which never ends Invisible bindings Phantom caresses Needs whispered on the wind Fire spreads across the distance Swirling heat pools between milk white thighs Tendrils of flame lick nerve-endings raw The struggle for power The fight for surrender Control is lost Regained in a moment Control is given Submitted unto One His Dominance now her home

Written For Me.... Wow
Lollipop Cherry flavored red Luscious and sticky sweet Decadent puss Dripping and heated Juices flowing smooth and streaked pink A dip down deep and a moan of pleasure His eyes, watching His smile, evil His Dominance, dark, possessive of His little one Swirling confection upon her clit Toes curling Back arching A squeal escaping parted lips Quivering Squirming Breath rapid and shallow An orgasm of bliss His fingers taking hold His mouth devouring the taste of woman and artificial cherry His smile adoration at it’s purest His pleasure complete in her little girl naughtiness

From 2007
This negative situation is causing me some stipulation as to why you hurt me like you do, your not the guy that I once knew. What good I saw in you I'll never know, your not a man but a child, self absorbed, afraid to cut the cord. Your cold heart and empty eyes, why do you only see yourself? How can you not hear my cries? the lies, the threats, the lack of adoration, help decide my past debation. Even if you realized what you stand to loose, its too little, too late too cheesy too fake I know the monster that lies beneath waiting to return from his hiatus... No longer do I feel the need to debate this......

The Car Crash Blog....
Okay, now that I'm done rearranging my writing into one folder (sorry, didn't have the Fubar blog system down yet) and everyone has taken their pokes at my work, time to move on to my story. This story is 100% true. So I'm dating this girl who lives about 30 miles from me back when I was about 19. She's one of those girls who wouldn't ever let me leave when I wanted to. She'd do things like give me a blowjob to make me stay. (I know, dirty trick.) She was also the kind of girl that would start giving me blowjobs while I was asleep, but this is a different story. (Certified freak.) Anyway I finally get the clinger off of me to start the drive home at 3 a.m. I'm rather tired and it's the middle of December, so I roll my windows down in an effort to stay awake. It's not working. I start slapping myself in the face (yes, I have problems) and that's not keeping me awake either. I start singing along with Sublime's "Wrong Way" thinking that will help. No dice. I wake up t

For My Friend
across the miles you touched my life, opened my eyes, and filled my empty heart- strangers, yet friends, our spirits reach out, always touching, never apart- - you in the east, me in the west, never together, never apart- - Carol Miller

Some Real Friends For Ya Please Let Me Know What You Think
some real friends for you!!! I am very pissed right now,because the simply fact that you can tell when your freinds are real friends.ok heres the story,my girl freinds so called friends to her to go donate plasma yeaster day and they charged her $15 dollars for a trip that didn't even take two gallons to burn,well from what i hear the 15 was supose to be for gas so she can do that and find work since they told her that they would take us to look for jobs mainly her because i was pissed off because i felt that they ripped her off so i didn't go.and here's why i get so pissed about this shit,for one we helped them move outta there apartment when they couldn't pay there bills,we help them move and all.when she was going in to the hospital when she was about due we dropped what we were doing to help them with there pets and all when we had shit of our own to do we dropped it but its feels like when we need help the most it's like we get BULLSHIT excuses of why they can't help at that mome

My Friend
You are my friend, trusted and true; And this is for everything and all that you do. When the light seems so far and times are so low, You reach out your hand to give me a place to go. When I find I can't make it and the mountain's too high, You give me your wisdom and help me to try. You've given me hope in times of despair. You do this for me, because I know you care. You make me laugh when there are no smiles, Even though we're separated by the miles. So let me tell you this, My Friend, If you ever need me, I'm here 'til the end. I give you my love my hand and my heart, And from your friendship I'll never part. For everything and all that you do, I want you to know I'll do the same for you. So, when your days are black and your nights are long, And it seems like everything will go wrong - I'm there by your side you're never alone. I'll be there for you to help lead you home. So, My Friend, as you can see; You're very spec

You Wanna Know Me..i Wanna Know You
The Basics Name: JACKIE Birthdate: 7/22/77 Birthplace: MICHIGAN Current Location: MICHIGAN Eye Color: GREEN Hair Color: DARK BROWN Height: ABOUT 5'5 Your webpage? DONT HAVE ONE Are you taken? YES I AM Are you a virgin? UMM..NO How many & what kind of pets do you have? I HAVE 1 KNOCKED UP CAT A LAID BACK DOG AND A USELESS FISH What's your job? STAY AT HOME MOTHER What's your Dream Job? I'M LIVING IT Who is your best friend? MY JOSH IS MY BEST FRIEND What instruments do you play? I DONT PLAY ANY What are your hobbies? I LIKE TO COLLECT BUTEERFLY STUFF AND DO CRAFTS WITH MY KIDS What are your goals? TO MOVE IN THE NEXT YEAR Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? YES I WOULD I LOVE A GOOD RUSH What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? I REALLY DO NOT LIKE TO READ How would do describe yourself? I AM LAID BACK, EASY TO GET ALONG WITH, A BIG FLIRT AND SEXY IN MY OWN WAY What is a topic you wish you kne

Friendship Of The Souls
Have you ever felt like you knew someone a long, long time ago? Another place, another time, a friendship of the souls? Two people who share a bond for reasons neither know, A feeling that they were friends, a long, long time ago? Did they stumble onto each other by pure circumstance, Or was it fate and destiny that played a certain hand? Two souls intertwined, they are worlds apart, But the soul, it knows no difference, in matters of the heart. Somehow they are drawn together, fate has brought them back, Each living worlds apart, they journey separate paths. When this life is over, and a new life begins, Their souls will find each other, two souls that we call friends. Lisa Teller

Info On Me
well im into lots of things i can be serouis and funny and naughty so if i offend u let me know im trying to see what fubar is all about so im starting to fool around to see what fubar has to offer plz vote on my mumms and message me to see how i could improve my fubar any suggestions will be noted and tried out

Friendship
When you feel sad and betrayed Who can you count on every single day? When you feel lost and alone Who will be there for you in every way? When you've made mistakes and bad decisions Who can you count on to tell you you're wrong? When you feel you can't go on Who will be there with a feel-better song? Look into your heart and you will find That person you can trust is not far away. Look deep into yourself, don't give up, For if you do, it's yourself you'll betray. When you're looking for answers To all your questions and dreams, There is one person you can count on, It's impossible, I know, it seems. But take a few moments to look deeper inside. Look into your heart and there you will see. You'll be surprised when you find out That you've been looking at ME. Trudy Starling

To My Kindred Spirit
We share secrets, we laugh and even cry, We have so much in common, Concerns, likes and dislikes. Ours is a relationship joined by Tender velvet chains that link our similar dreams of life and love. A gentle intuition guides us in our individual struggles to succeed at the things we pursue, to stand out from the crowd. In you I have found so much of myself, Including many of the same Insecurities and philosophies. Complete inner-peace and happiness, These are the things I wish for you, in the present and in the future because you are my kindred spirit. Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Numb
Numb by Andrew Harris ©2002 Expression from the depths of me, Diseased and broken, can’t you see? Our minds are working harder now. Suggestion force-fed us somehow. Violence and anger haunting, Scattered lies and hatred taunting Cradle doubt and yearn for more Welcome fears you dodged before Drowned by thoughts, so hard to see, The numbness quickly draining me Enough complaining, worship me, I’m someone you would love to be Follow in my footsteps please, Beg forgiveness from your knees. Judge the visions seen by eyes, Contaminating truth with lies Nothing sturdy, nothing sure The stimulating drive, so pure Crush my hopes and throw me out, Is this what all the hype’s about?

Kindred Spirits Groove Theory
Kindred Spirits Groove Theory by Andrew Harris ©2004 Dreams of you, again I sway In time with the rhythm of one fine day A song sang loud, and heard forever Grooving there, we play together Such thoughts are shared, and crystal clear This music we both hold so dear Now come, we’ll dance these fears away Enjoy the rush, let come what may.

She Won't Cry
You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry. Jppoet

Imprison Me
Imprison Me by Andrew Harris ©2002 Your eyes remind me, cold and dark A midnight stroll, the strangest mark Felt the need to beckon you Knew the constant pressure grew Moving even closer, still Know my weakness, drain my will It seemed so real, I can’t believe Ignore ideas that I conceive Sunshine helped my anger fade Heated flesh beneath the shade Bought the lies you sold to me My soul still caged, it can’t break free Thoughts of you imprison me, Memories controlling me Unknown life I wish to see Thoughts of you imprison me. There was a time my heart was strong Look to the clouds where we belong You roam that land, a gallery Filled with lovely sights to see I can’t quite reach your warm embrace Or feel the rays upon my face Seems I’m stuck, I can’t get through To lay beneath the stars with you A layer of filth between these planes Prevents our minds from playing games Thoughts of you imprison me The agony that you can’t see Dreams about where we sh

My Escape
My Escape by Andrew Harris ©2003 Odd sometimes, the way we feel Nothing ever seeming real The bitterness, an empty chest Until they lay our souls to rest. A common question, being asked: What of the demons in my past? Victims of a hateful game Retaliation put to shame The irony of love’s defeat Again a gentle heart retreats. My escape, my escape A getaway to compensate Come with me, and satiate Break the mold, and shift the shape. Within the shallow minds, I see The fears that sometimes threaten me Never knowing where to go Forever thinking minds will grow. Never gaining too much ground Pain inflicted, hopes are drowned. Thoughts of later, what’s to come? Heads are aching, lips are numb. In constant unison we stride Trying to find somewhere to hide. My escape, my escape A getaway to compensate My escape, a place to hide Left without and locked inside.

My Hero
When President Truman retired from office in 1952, his income was substantially a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 (that's thirteen thousand) a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an "allowance" and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year. When offered corporate positions at large salaries, he declined, stating,"You don't want me. You want the office of the president, and that doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the American people and it's not for sale." Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, "I don't consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise." We now see that the Clinton's have found a new level of success in cashing in on the presidency, resulting in untold wealth (over $100 million dollars). Today, many in Congres

Beckon
Beckon..... by Andrew Harris ©2001 I saw you so clearly, In my dreams you were there When all things are unknown, You're a breath of fresh air Now come, Oh creator of my smile Gone for so long, Yet here all the while. I slept while you touched me, Engulfed in this bliss My dream seemed more real, With each velvet kiss Following closely, As you lead the way Beneath all the stars, Until night turned to day Your eyes told a story, With no visible end Sweet hands of a lover, Embrace of a friend Together we ventured, In this land that was ours Where we basked in the feeling, And bittersweet showers In my dream we were real, Like the love we had found As I beckon you from afar..... And not make a single sound.

If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean I�m on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk. Christelle Duvenage

Djsky6 - Let's Get Him Done!!
What's good Fu's?!!I'm coming to ya once again pimpin' out my fam...lol.DJSky6 is close to Henchman and could use a little of that good fu-lovin' you guys share so well.{{SMILES}}SO GO AHEAD AND STOP BY AND SHOW HIM SOME OF THAT TRU-FU-LUVIN'!!$$$Djsky6.....A.K.A....$$Djchizler$$$$$@ fubar This Pimpout has been brought to you by: ~Ms Taz™~*~Owned & Loved By King Domino~*Fu-Angel*~{SHADOW LEVELER}~{CLUB UNITED}@ fubar (repost of original by '~Ms Taz™~*~Owned & Loved By King Domino~*Fu-Angel*~{SHADOW LEVELER}~{CLUB UNITED}' on '2008-06-17 11:00:41') (repost of original by 'King Domino ☆Cowboys Fan 4 Lyfe☆ Walking With Jesus' on '2008-06-17 11:41:43')

Nearly Unnoticed
She is lonely Even though you can't tell She is reaching out For what, she doesn't know She will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across Her and all of her emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise she will have drifted too far And she may let go Of whatever grasp of the world she has As she slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed. Reese

Void
Void, canceled, simply annulled. Endlessly aching, unconsoled. Life without you, cause without reason. Touch without sense, time without season. I face life now facing a cancerous sore, A sordid parasite that eats at my core. All that makes me whole, all I hold deep within, Leaving me lifeless, or at least not livin'. A shallow face, anguished and marred. An empty space, scaled and scarred. Sweetly abiding to a cynical charade. Secretly hiding 'hind a fictitious facade. Still, lost within this heart of glass, This fragile and yet unfeeling mass. Lies the remains of a love that glowed, The gift to you I once bestowed. But honor and pride now bereaved- By your love for me so misconceived, Ripped from my inner depths, impeding- Mind and body and spirit, bleeding; Now's crushed to sand from thy ruthless hand, A cold stare I just can't understand. I feel that somehow, somehow I'm dying, At least my soul and all that's underlying. A simple void, is that what I'v

Alone Again
Four o'clock in the morning Afraid to open my eyes Another day of grief, A day of fear. All alone I feel. I try to justify all the pain, All of this guilt before my eyes. Another day of confusion, A day of wondering. Is it ever just going to go away? All this pain that I feel, And all this anger, is it going to stay? Ten o'clock in the evening, Afraid of the nightmares. Again my breathing stops. All I can do is stare into the night. What is it that causes this feeling? Another night of crying, A night of hiding, Alone once again. My heart feels empty, And I can't cry another tear. Another day wasted on insecurity, A day of wonder. Is this ever going to end? Shellie Sanchez

Miserable Cunts!
They just can't seem to get enough of me. Now read. This is really hilarious. I haven't been with Pat over a month now. I think I talked to him once? And that was telling him to unhook his xBox name from my email. Other then that, I don't have much to say to him, but I guess his sister has a lot to say to me. The fat miserable bitch now things I stole her perfume. Let me tell you this. I own a bottle of perfume that is worth more then her fucking life. Oh wait, then I guess it is cheap perfume then. In all seriousness, shes accusing me of stealing $10 perfume. The fuck is wrong with this dumb cunt. Anyways, for your reading pleasure: god i hate you. and i know it was you who stole all my curve. i hope you die. have a good one, slutbag... As always, I return the favor: Because I want to smell like a miserable, fat cunt? Think again. You couldn't pay me to take your cheap nasty perfume. Are you sure you didn't eat it? I find it amazing that you just can't see

The App
someone else had this posted and it says i might get interesting results if reposted "!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER

Updated As Of 17 June 08
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

Memoirs Of Father's Day And Pillsbury
Today’s six-month checkup wasn’t quite as fearful as I expected. After bringing Sarah and Jeffrey to their grandma’s for the day, I got in promptly and found out I’d not only lost ten pounds since my last visit but also lowered my cholesterol, triglycerides, and the other things that needed to go down as well as raised what needed to get raised. The only increase in my medication was one I’d chosen (I was REALLY SCARED I’d be put on insulin for my type II diabetes because I hadn’t improved enough) for an extra 500 mg of metformin to regulate my blood sugar. Provided I exercise more and eat a wee bit more controlled than I have been, there’s no reason in my doctor’s words that this “downward trend” should not continue. Of course, I have to do my part … This morning Martha was the early riser in our house because she had to go in for employee orientation at our local McDonald’s restaurant. Now she’ll work there as her sister Margaret and our nephew Patrick already work there (w

For Your Eyes Only....
Words when whisper the heart echoes in red blood when red flints to flow by the red vain as the fire obstinate Still it glows in red when obsessive as the rose razzles red in its room breath eternal when resourced red the mystic red when whirls in the red wine Passion intense when swaying intoned evening glows when inkling fell red lest be tweaking the lips over the red by the window of glistening red eyes yet the anger spews its reeks by the red as geometry of the dew rills betiding red Mist red as happens to happen by the leaf tips as when twitched by the senses as the stepping red sun when setting lays its curtain red over the green as love mystic seems to descend red enshrined.. Love this one it is from someone very special in my life...

Mississippi (gag)
This is actually specifically written for the person who invited me to the "ArrowAlumni" social network for my high school. Thanks, but no effin thanks!!! Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I went to the link that was provided. Like Classmates dot com, I entered my graduation date and a pic of myself now, along with other mundane information about myself with a disclaimer that I would most likely not be forthcoming with information regarding what I do in life and such due to the conservative, bible-thumping, closed and simple-minded ways of Mississippians that I at least went to school with (meaning this might not pertain to all Mississippians, but to the ones I have had the disdain to have contact with). I saved my profile and then proceeded to look through the other members to see whom I knew. Joey, my sweet sweet friend that honestly wasn't my friend in high school, he just happened to end up going to my high school, graduating before me and dating one of my best friends

He Is Savin For Spotlight
LOOK WHO IS GOING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT!!!! YOU ONLY CAN GET IT BEFORE YOU DISCIPLE AND HE DESERVES IT. HE HELPS ALL AND ALWAYS RETURNS LOVE. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS HERE. SO IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA FU-BUCKS TO SPARE ....SEND SOME HIS WAY. ALL LOVE IS RETURNED!!!! LETS HELP HIM MAKE IT!!! GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by Happy Country Girl &Mémºî®è™~ FUMARRIED & R/L ENGAGED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar

The Queen's Chastity Belt
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place which made it basically useless. "This is no good, Merlin!" the King exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I'm on a long quest?" "Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch. "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon a lengthy Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short

The Potential Dangers Of Sucralose (splenda)
Dr. Mercola's Comment: The following testimonials have been sent to us by people from all over the world who feel they have been harmed by Splenda. We have not researched each of these accounts in-depth, but instead are posting them to draw attention to the fact that Splenda’s safety -- or lack thereof -- is not only unknown and severely questionable, but worse still is not even being explored on a sufficient scale. That Splenda is being marketed so freely and pervasively is most concerning given that there are currently NO large studies underway researching the safety of this artificial sweetener, and Splenda was released with few studies to support its safety. This is the same pattern that occurred with the artificial sweeteners aspartame and saccharine--two sweeteners that are now widely known to cause numerous health problems. In the same way that Splenda was released with few studies proving its safety, few studies were conducted on aspartame and saccharine until the negativ

Work!money And Fun
ive always been a hard working employee, and with the exception of two surgeries and about a month i took off work to go visit my grandma(who is sick with cancer)ive had a job and at times multiple jobs since i was 16.i have the potential too make a lot of money with the current situation im in. i have two jobs and i figure with the money i pulled in working last night and some more hard work i can be in my own apartment in two weeks or less.this is what i would like to do because im sick of people fucking me over, and i woulod just like to have my own place for once.it could be my own personal chaotic house,with food lots of yummy food and weed and maybe even lots of weed food hahahah so this is just a hope. i also hope that i can work enough and save enough to be able to go back to school and who knows maybe even actually start singing and playing guitar again.i also want to work on my photography i miss it,so i guess i really just want to have fun

Help Her Get A 1-yr. Vip
Bratt's in a giveaway for a one-year VIP, and she needs 55,000 comments to get it! What do y'all say? I know we can get it done for this total sweetheart if we put our minds to it (and a lil effort into it).So click the picture below, and start bombing it with comments!

Happy?
happiness.... happiness? happiness is something that every human being wants. for some, it comes with great ease. for others, such as myself, it comes with extreme effort. forsaken, cast aside. empty, hollow hearted. depression, lonliness. these are the things i struggle with and try so despretly to hide. i put on a great act dont i? but faking happiness does take a tole on the body, emotionally and physically. now dont get me wrong, i have happy moments, seldomly. but they are never here to stay. only here temporarily. i wonder to myself often, y am i like this? are there other like me? somewhere out there? i know that life could be terribly worse, but some days even that thought does not help my inner torment. maybe one day i can be happpy....truely happy, once again. -amy hawkins

Teacher's Pet
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm taking two college classes this summer. Last night my English class got our second essay scores, and before going over them individually the professor says, "I've done something kind of embarrassing, I've lost the first sheet of somebody's essay." Well, guess what, it happened to be mine. We walked back to her office to print another copy and along the walk she was telling me that her daughter just got a new puppy. Long story short HER dog ate MY homework. What are the chances?

Drama
Drama...dra·ma --- Pronunciation Key:[drah-muh, dram-uh] As defined by Merriam-Webster: any situation or series of events having vivid, emotional, conflicting, or striking interest or result. So something that I have been thinking about lately is drama. I personally don't mind a little drama from time to time. It makes things kinda tense, adrenaline kicks in a little, sexual desire and drive is peaked... that sorta thing. So for me; drama has never really had a negative connotation. Then you come to a place like Fubar; where all the guys profiles mention something about not wanting any "drama" in their lives. I giggle to myself and think of how boring life must be if there is nothing exciting and intense going on for these people who so vehemently despise drama. Then I realize that seemingly people define drama in different ways. Maybe even pick and chose what portion of the definition provided by dictionary do com is more suited to them. Vivid and emotional is what I tend to l

Givin In
Will you, walk me to the edge again. Shaking, lonely, and I am drinking again Woke up tonight and no one's here with me I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Caught up, in life Losing all my friends Family has tried, to heal all my addictions Tragic it seems, to be alone again I'm giving in to you (Oh fuck) I look forward, to dying tonight Drinks 'till I'm myself, life's harder every day The stress has got me I'm giving in Giving Giving in, NO! Take me under (I'm killing all the pain) I'm dying tonight (i'm sick of all this pain) Watch me crumble (I'm killing all the pain) I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you -adema

Lonley
Lonley is the only thing that comforts me Lonley has always been there for me Beacause look at me Wait there is no me Iam just in a room trapped Alone from the world And now lonley is my world Its there when iam cold Its there when i have no soul So when you look at me dont call me by me Just call me by the name i alaways see And in the darkness its always lonley

Joke
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph...then 110... then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The old gentleman paused, then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. 'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.

Betrayal Of Friends
An echo fades into the night an eerie mournful sound A shooting star disappears from sight and I crumble to the ground There is no life within this garden my sobs are the only sound I have poisoned the honeyed fountain where your love could be found An echo fades into the night as our friendship disappears How do I know what is right How can I ease my fears If I do call you again would the old wounds reappear I can’t stand to cause you pain Hurting you again is my worst fear

Pimp My Ride!
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Left So Soon
You took chances Once too many times As a child you thought Oh no, never me Life is a gift Given and taken at some Unknown time Your time came too soon Your life was over in a flash The joy you brought All just a memory Behind us.

English V. Irish
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing very well... only two left!'

Tuesday
Wishing everyone a great Tuesday..and just letting everyone know. I will not be rating everyone like I use to. Seems I rate a bunch..but never get it in return..the favor. I do not mind doing it..but when i do not get a thank you or anything..just gets old. So do not shout at me..etc.. asking for my help unless you plan on returning the love..or even saying thank you!

Flooding In Iowa
well its been a bad yr for floding once again in iowa out of 99 counties in iowa, 83 of them are considered disaster area's with recored or near record flooding....and my home town is no different....if your interested in seeing the floods in my town there are a few pics of downtown and the casino i work at....gonna take awhile to get thru this but we will, we do every year, lol

Utah Announces 'major Dinosaur Fossil Discovery'
Utah announces 'major dinosaur fossil discovery' By MIKE STARK, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 17, 7:30 AM ET A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, petrified trees and even freshwater clams in southeastern Utah could provide new clues about life in the region some 150 million years ago. The Bureau of Land Management announced the find Monday, calling the quarry near Hanksville "a major dinosaur fossil discovery." An excavation revealed at least four sauropods, which are long-necked, long-tailed plant-eating dinosaurs, and two carnivorous ones, according to the bureau. It may have also uncovered an herbivorous stegosaurus. Animal burrows and petrified tree trunks 6 feet in diameter were found nearby. The site doesn't contain any new species but offers scientists the chance to learn more about the ecology of that time, said Scott Foss, a BLM paleontologist. The fossilized dinosaurs are from the same late Jurassic period as those at Dinosaur Nati

- Long-term Coffee Drinking Does Not Appear .........................
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Long-term coffee drinking does not appear to increase a person's risk of early death and may cut a person's chances of dying from heart disease, according to a study published on Monday. Previous studies have given a mixed picture of health effects from coffee, finding a variety of benefits and some drawbacks from the popular drink. The new study looked at people who drank caffeinated or decaffeinated coffee. Researchers led by Esther Lopez-Garcia of Universidad Autonoma de Madrid in Spain followed 84,214 U.S. women from 1980 to 2004 and 41,736 U.S. men from 1986 to 2004. They found that regular coffee drinking -- up to six cups a day -- was not associated with increased deaths among the study's middle-aged participants. In fact, the coffee drinkers, particularly the women, experienced a small decline in death rates from heart disease. The study found no association between coffee consumption and cancer deaths. "Our study indicates that coffee cons

Grave Of The Self-righteous
It is irredeemable. Perhaps it is such a stark lack of fulfillment - an infinity of disconnection. My reach stops short of the taste of joy. There is nothing. Cliched mantra and uninspired words. Yet, listen... Do you too hear the silence? Dance in utter solitude I do and still. No. I share nothing with anyone. The words you read are so familiar yet behind them is that clouded void. Narrow the realm of experience and limit the scope of knowledge... is that where you have gone? I've missed you so much. Self-imposed? Perhaps. Yet the snake is no less venomous. Withdrawing further and further and collapsing under the grand weight of my profound failure. Gone a day without talking - perhaps I should go a thousand more. I can't be what you want. I am disappointment - a monster so hideous and deleterious. I called your name again yesterday but I don't know your language anymore. You walked by me in the street blind that I lay there. Though in the crowd ever i

Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whis

Japan Wants People To Slim Down
Japan wants people to slim down Waist-measurement law, designed to promote better health, draws protests Norimitsu Onishi, New York Times Friday, June 13, 2008 04:00 PDT Amagasaki, Japan -- Japan, a country not known for its overweight people, has started one of the most ambitious campaigns ever undertaken by a nation to slim down its citizenry. Summoned by the city of Amagasaki one recent morning, Minoru Nogiri, 45, who owns a flower shop, found himself lining up to have his waistline measured. With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as overweight, or metabo, the preferred word in Japan these days. But because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33 1/2 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier. "I'm on the border," he said. Under a national law that came into effect two months ago, companies and local governments must measure the waistlines of Japanese people between th

Warped &twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted Skittles

As Of 17 Jun 08 - For Updates Go To The Creators Blog...ty
DO YOU LIKE CARS? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NEW FRIENDS? JUST FOR RATING 100 CARS?.... CLICK THIS PIC AND GET BUSY RATING . AFTER YOU RATE ALL 100 PIC'S Add The Other Riders I WILL ADD YOU TO MY PIMP MY RIDE BULLY SO OTHERS CAN ADD FAN AND RATE YOU THEN THEY RATE THE CARS AND Add The Other RIDERS I WILL ADD THEM AS WELL AND SO ON our first riders are as follows Jůηίpєr FU-Owned by Ladee and PROUD owner of ¿*~~®~~Poetic Angel Princess~~®~~@ fubar *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}@ fubar robisue(Club F.a.r.)**Lollipop GUrlz **Fubar World Cruise**Shadow Levelers**Fu-Owned By Miss Crys~@ fubar #1Jon ~ FU/Husband to Mistress Dragon FU*Bomber@ fubar Abby♥Normal@ fubar »--»krys»--»@ fubar FU- Owned by "Super Dave"Sissy owned by "Kevo"~ Promoter for "lost radio"~~@ fubar S3XYCRICKETSARGES'BADGIRLS&(FWC)(CONVOYDRIVER)(FU

~ Come Undone ~
What does a person do when they come undone? How does one keep picking themselves up off the floor when knocked down? How many times can a person offer their heart only to have it shattered into a million pieces....the job starts again of picking up the pieces slowly.....but do they ever recover every piece? Why is it that you can come to someone pure of heart, not look at their past failures and offer them all the best that you are and have them say 'Yes' to you, only to later have you die in their arms as they tell you that you deserve someone better....or make you pay for the sins of those failures before you. There is a lot of pain and sorrow here with people reaching out to each other as friends, sometimes more....only to have things come full circle and repeat the same mistake, or slip back into the sadness they are accustomed to. How does a person refill after giving everything and getting back nothing, or false hope and promises unfulfilled? I have no answers. Or how does a p

Just A Little Longer
Desolation, Wide open space, Between the trees and me, Emptiness and me, Confusion and decisions, Feelings hard to define, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Coldness seeps Its way in, I am falling deeper, Into what I fear most, As I reach out, There is nothing there, As possible there was something once, Only to be gone, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The sun drops, The last inch of light falls, The squirrels more likely to be huddled up, But not me, Something I never possessed, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Then the sun has gone, Darkness spreads its wings over me, I see nothing so no one sees me, Feeling of bitterness only, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, An Owl peers down, With question in her eyes, She doesn't have a hope, In helping me, As she doesn't see my pain, Spreads her wings, Passes me by, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The soft earth, Seems the only thing holdin

Letter From God To Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you.... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support m

Heartstrings Are Played Upon
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex I�m left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me I�m wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key. Hope

Old People Of Movieland
There's something weird that I do... I haven't always done this although it has been going on several years now. I just can't decide if it's "dude, wtf?" weird or if it's just slightly eyebrow-raisingly odd. If ever I'm watching a movie which is more than a few years old then I'm sitting there wondering which of the cast members are still alive and which are dead... and if they are dead then what happened, etc, etc. Obviously if it's someone really famous then I sometimes know, but with most actors/actresses then I tend not to. Often this kind of pondering is nearly enough to distract me from the movie. When the movie finishes then I go straight to imdb.com to get the lowdown on each actor's current status. If feels almost like an obsession. A prime example is when I was watching Coccoon a couple of weeks ago. That movie, of course, is just filled with old people and it was made more than twenty years ago, so I just had to know if any of them from the old folks home were still

My Boy Carter...
I made a friend in seeking to get my wife's Altima fixed. After months of working on it, other mechanics looking at it Carter took a look at the car and figured out the rough idle issue. Before he could get the part to fix it he fell really ill and was hospitalized. He had been sick for a while but didn't really say much to people and never went to the doctor. He has a form of Leukimia that is usually beatable. However because of his refusal to go to the doctor it has become quit advance. He's in a hospital in Virginia which specializes in Leukimia treatment. Please pray that the Lord Jesus will heal this good man.

Someone Sent This
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I'm Too Big To Cry
I never stopped to realize How lonely I would be I never thought the day would come When you'd grow tired of me Your voice was never sweeter Than the day you said goodbye You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry If I knew then what I know now You'd still be kissing me Instead there's someone else's lips Where mine used to be I say hello and wish you well Each time I pass you by But you'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry You never looked so wonderful As the day you walked away I used to say, "I love you" But that I could not say I can't forget you darlin' No matter how much I try You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry J.J.

Something
And so it came to be this isolation that I am I can only look to me to find the way it all began - this confusion, constant hunger for something more than this I strive to find this being that I envision, yet seem to miss. Could it be that I am empty- or maybe a little lost? Could it be that I am lonely, or seek happiness at any cost? This never-ending Something that I am living deep inside, depicts the illusion of myself and all I have to hide. Raquel

Fubar Fam
Fubar fam i dont like Fubar fam i dislike Fubar acting like lil kids Well fubar fam yall can be you Because Big P dont want to be apart of you If yall want to be a crew Well yall can be that without you know who I dont have time for this shit So if you got beef with me about what iam sayin Then come tell me Because Big P is always going to be me Ya feel me

Do You Feel Lucky???
I am off to bed ya'll. Not feelin' so hot. So, the folders are closed for now and everyone is paid at up to this point. I'll reopen them tomorrow morning with Happy Hours. MUAH DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? PebblesinAZ is Lucky #13 Baby! So, let's have some fun! Fan/Add and Rate my Profile if you haven't already! Rate the 100 pics in this album... ...for $5000 FUBUCKS! Every 5th person to complete the folder will receive a KITTEN BLING! Next... Rate the 100 pics in this album... ...for a TY SALUTE. (Must Rate First Album prior to rating this album!). Every 5th person to complete it will receive a DIAMOND BLING! Also... One of my BEAUTIFUL BFF's Jilly is going for a Birthday Spotlight! Click her link and donate $100,000 FUBUCKS or more and I will come Sp@nK your page and leave you a KITTEN BLING! Just Jilly ~~~~ Owned by Tappinit~~~~Soon to be owned by another, could it be you???~~~~@ fubar Be sure to bid on the Naughty an

*sigh* Today
today i found your ring the poinky skull i bought it for you on a road trip a lifetime ago it was in a box i forgot to unpack then again, maybe i didn't forget it maybe it went invisible so that i'd have more time to heal to learn to feel to stop the bleeding of my soul i thought to myself oh. damn. and i waited for tears but they didn't come my heart didn't skip a beat my soul didn't bleed i felt amusement at the memory of how we were back then so punk avant-garde anarchists with our own ajenda telling the world to f-off and meaning it heh you were such cool beans sid and nancy had nothing on us baby we rocked the universe and didn't care who said what then you changed f*&^ we both changed *selling out and buying in* neither of us saw it how the he77 did that happen? where'd ya go babycakes? why'd ya give up on it all? i guess i still wonder about you but it's not the same those days of bleeding are over those days of wishing for

2nd Gig: Sacrificial Lambs
everyone has that moment in thier life where they have to make a sacrifice for the ones they love (weather they know it or not).......that time has come for me. i rejoined the army for the purpose of maintaining my gibill, medical, and other personal unfinished business that i must tend to remove the monkey off my back. i wanna go to school for video games and all that good stuff, but the chances of sucess have been hampered by bad luck, bad decisions on my part, and bad timing. i also have my test for this sheet metal aprenticeship on thrusday, but i have to go to court, i was hoping to change the court date so i can do the test, but the people at the court house wasn't buying it. so now i have to hold off on the test. hopefully it won't be too late when i get time to take this test. but that is the least of my problems. on one hand i could get this aprenticeship. and basically forget about going back to school, and when my son gets old enough he can use my gi bill for sch

Can Anyone Read A Profile?
OKAY IF ITS ONE THING I HATE ITS WHEN SOMEONE DONT READ A PROFILE...JUST TO JUSTIFY THE REASON OF MY NICK NAME ON HERE...I AM THE GODMOTHER TO FIREMAN185 AND MERCI'S UNBORN CHILD...I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING ASKED STUPID AN RETARDED QUESTIONS OR ASSUMPTIONS MADE...PLAIN AN SIMPLE READ MY FUCKING PROFILE...AND NAME BEFORE YOU GO SAYING OR ASKING STUPID SHIT...IM SICK OF THE BULLSHIT...DRAMA AND LIES THAT GO ON HERE....IM GONNA START BOOTING PEOPLES ASS OFF LY LIST LEFT AN RIGHT IF I GET ONE MORE RETARDED MESSAGE...IM THREW PLAYING THE GAMES WITH YOU ALL...IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IVE SAID YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND DROP OFF MY LIST NOT LIKE I'LL MISS YOU ANYWAYS.

What I Thought Was Fam
What i thought really aint what it suppose to be What i thought really just back fired on me But i know i lost a love one close to me And the fam i thought it would be Aint shit but anger,lies,and depression So what I thought that would last Is really nothing but the past

Girlfriend Application..
Your Name: Age: Fave Color: Birthday: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... Are we friends? Do you have a crush on me? Would you kiss me? Would you cuddle with me? Would you enjoy it? Would you ever ask me out? Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Would you walk on the beach with me? If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Do you/have you talked about me? Do you think I'm a good person? Would u take a nap with me? Would you love me? Do you think I'm cute? If you could change anything about me -would you? Would you dance with me? Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face:

Are You F'n Serious?
17 Million Fubucks for a spotlight today. That just absolutely blows my mind. I am glad Texxas got it, because she's been nothing but nice to me, but is the Spotlight really worth that much? I took my name, Mr 7000000, as a joke, because thats how much I figured I'd need to get the spotlight. I planned on changing it, but unfortunately I blew up, got name recognition, and I'm stuck with it. But the way things are going, that's only going to get me halfway there. I know that they are only fubucks, not "real" money, but I'm stingy nonetheless. I wondered if, when the time came, I could actually part with that many fubucks for the spotlight. I know there is NO way I could drop over 10 million Fubucks for it. I can't do it. I could use that fubucks and help so many others get it, that it wouldn't seem right for me to spend that much on just me. It takes me three weeks to decide on spending on a CD in real life, so there is no friggin way I'd spend everyones hard earned fub

Leaving For Vacation
Some of you know, some of you don't, but I'm going to tell you all now.. I'm leaving for vacation on Thursday (6/19/08). I won't be back until next week (6/26/08). So, if I'm not here, I can't he online, right? Wrong. I have someone who is going to be on my account giving my 11's out so I do not lose a week's worth of points. If you feel like you still want to help me level, please do. Just send me a message after you do whatever you do so I can re-pay the love. Without messages, all will be lost and I'll never know who helped me out. I do want to return all love given to me, so I need messages! I will also be turning my shout off so that I don't come back and people say "Well I shouted you a week ago" cause I probably won't get it. Again, send a message! I hope you all have a great week and I'm going to miss you all! Ugh, I'm going to have Fubar withdrawls. That's sad. LMAO Oh, and for those of you who have my cell phone number, I probably won't have service where I'm goi

Come Join Me
Dear friends, I' m now playing Wonderland Online. Do you want to join me and thousands of others around the world? WLO is great game because of its many unique playing systems, and great scenery. Some of these systems include a great combat system where you, and several freinds can all fight at once And a Large home and equipment building system, that allows you to turn items you gather from fights, mines, clay pits, and more, into useful devices and equipment, that can help you in quests, fight, or just to build your own dream home in Wonderland. So come join me, and thousands of others spread out 4 servers, and see what wonderland has in store for you. http://wl.igg.com/ WL video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H61elndMT8w WL Screenshot: http://wl.igg.com/community/screenshots.php

Barely Here
Juss lettin all my friends and family members know that I have less then 2 months to go till my baby girl is here :) So, I won`t be online too much...I still have alot to get ready for her...So, Please understand. And when I have the time I will come on here and conversate with ya`ll

Come On Join The Ride!!!
DO YOU LIKE CARS? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NEW FRIENDS? JUST FOR RATING 100 CARS?.... CLICK THIS PIC AND GET BUSY RATING . AFTER YOU RATE ALL 100 PIC'S Add The Other Riders I WILL ADD YOU TO MY PIMP MY RIDE BULLY SO OTHERS CAN ADD FAN AND RATE YOU THEN THEY RATE THE CARS AND Add The Other RIDERS I WILL ADD THEM AS WELL AND SO ON our first riders are as follows Jůηίpєr FU-Owned by Ladee and PROUD owner of ¿*~~®~~Poetic Angel Princess~~®~~@ fubar *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}@ fubar robisue(Club F.a.r.)**Lollipop GUrlz **Fubar World Cruise**Shadow Levelers**Fu-Owned By Miss Crys~@ fubar #1Jon ~ FU/Husband to Mistress Dragon FU*Bomber@ fubar Abby♥Normal@ fubar »--»krys»--»@ fubar FU- Owned by "Super Dave"Sissy owned by "Kevo"~ Promoter for "lost radio"~~@ fubar S3XYCRICKETSARGES'BADGIRLS&(FWC)(CONVOYDRIVER)(FU

Hey Everyone
just alittle info about me,i dont take no shit from no one you respect me and ill respect you.you help me out ill try too help you,you get on the shit list and you will be removed and blocked it will take me awhile to rate all of you but i will get it done.as far as the nsfw are concerned if you want too look at them t will cost 50 fubucks because i have had problems with the guys you all are awsome and love you bunches susan

Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down... [Chorus] Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers [Verse 1] I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I ain't never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em If some shit ever does pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em That Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-z and Nas sh

Garnet
This is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing.

Please Share The Opinions Ladies...
alrighty I do believe ive heard some of the cheesiest pick up lines EVER in the last 2 days. ladies.. time to add the worst you've heard. comment them so we can all laugh ?! pretty sure the mirror in your pocket one. worst so far for me. how about you?

A Small Respite
Not that anyone cares, but the last two days have actually been pretty good. I still have pain, but its not the sharp, throbbing pain that dominated my life last week. On a side note, my wife got an mRI, and it was discovered that she has a bulging disc in her back. STeroid treatment, Physical Therapy, or surgery are her three options, so we'll see. Of course, now I am all paranoid that I have something similar, and want an MRI. Thank God I'm too lazy to follow thru with it til its too late.

Latest Honda.....
COOL The New York Times June 17, 2008 Latest Honda Runs on Hydrogen, Not Petroleum By MARTIN FACKLER TAKANEZAWA, Japan — It looks like an ordinary family sedan, costs more to build than a Ferrari and may have just moved the world one step closer to a future free of petroleum. On Monday, Honda Motor celebrated the start of production of its FCX Clarity, the world’s first hydrogen-powered fuel-cell vehicle intended for mass production. In a ceremony at a factory an hour north of Tokyo, the first assembly-line FCX Clarity rolled out to the applause of hundreds of Honda employees wearing white jump suits. Honda will make just 200 of the futuristic vehicles over the next three years, but said it eventually planned to increase production volumes, especially as hydrogen filling stations became more common. On Monday, Honda announced its first five customers, who included the actress Jamie Lee Curtis. Honda said even the small initial production run represented progress tow

Vip Give Away Plz Help!!
I'm in my first give away for a 1 month VIP and I could really use some help.I need 10k comments...no time limit!Please click on the pic below and leave me some comments if you can!Any help is very much appreciated and I will return the love! Thanks to those that helped already :)You guys rock!!

The Saluted Fakes...
Let's see where do I began, a certain Fubar member post several MuMMs about "Unsaluted" people shouldn't get VIP, Blast, Happy Hours, Bling Packs... These people who are so "anti-unsaluted" needs to learn that this site is first and foremost a business, and secondly a social site. They wont change the rules for the many whiny members because they won't risk losing the thousands of dollars a month in revenue from the "fakes" getting the VIPs, Blast, Blings, Happy Hours. I am the first to say that i got my VIP so i can level without a salute, last time i checked my credit card where i brought my Year VIP, and to day have sent 308 dollars worth of bling credits to people randomly ... i don't send when people ask i rather hate that actually... Well anyway this blog isn't about that certain member, since i am not on his list cause he only accepts saluted people only which is his choice, i tend not to care what people do on their list... this blog is as the name implied the "saluted

Dear Love
Why does my heart break so? Can you heal my broken heart? I sit on daily basis wonderin why it huts so. Can you tel me why love? Life without you seems to hard to bear without you in it! I feel my heart is being torn from my chest, Love it feels like am torn apart like a torn piece of paper. How is that you sit by love, watching me wither away like rose in the summer heat. My love, I have thought and wondered why you leave me in such a state? I live my very life wondering, if you still love me?

Does It Matter?
Does it matter,if I hurt? Does it matter,if I cry? Does it matter,to you when my life is at its smallest tormoil that it is huting me! Does it matter to you,if i died tonight. Does it matter to you,i was in tears over you. Does it matter to you,if life is on its end. Does it matter to you,how you make me or make life feel to me. Does it matter to you,if i was sick and not able to do anything? DOes my life matter to you at all?

Why?
Why did you leave without saying goodbye? DId you not love me? Did I not make you happy? Why did leave me with the burden of not knowing what to do? Did i disappoint you? Did meet your expectations? Why do I hurt so bad, did I deserve to have my heart ripped without being or knowing it? Why do i live with with all these things with no answers. Can you answer my questions?

Pull The Trigger
Sometimes life has a way of grabbing you,and it seems like there is no way out of it.So you grab a gun,or a pistol and place it to you temple and you pull the trigger.Some even takes a dive in the water and don't come back up.A few,will rent a motel room,a bottle of pills,they were along from the beginning,why not just take them in your own bed.Never could figure that one out.I hear of people jumping off the buildings,wow,now that is courage or is it.To me courage is facing the day,with a smile,even though you feel like crap.Saying hello to someone that has broke your heart,with pleasantry.It is the fight to be here tommorrow and winning.I set here on this floor,and I think about all my thankfulness.My Children,my life,everything that has become important to me.I wonder if maybe I had of died,on that table September 11,2001.Where would the life's of so many I have met been.What part of their life did I come into.Before that day,that bone chilling september morn.I was about to pull th

Love Is .....
Love is.... when the life we live and we give up for someone that we have in our life. Love is .... when you look at a child as it grows and you know that you made that and nurtured it. Love is....when sit and look around you and see hopw the nature of the world controls its self. Love is ...also when u can call friend and them your problems and cry on there shoulder without being mocked or ridculed. Love is farmost the easiest thing to and the hardest thing to let go. We all deal with it ways no matter how do it.

A Promise Made...
A promise made is said to be set reguardless what happens. a promise made is like love of a relationship in life. A promise made is like having trust with a promise of what to morrow may bring. A promise made is also worth a thousand words in time. A Promise made can be as easily broken as soaked mud with water. a promise made can be like broken love! I know we all make promises and sometimes we see that life cant change things reguardin promises whether the promise see to not be fulfilled but try to accomplish them as we can.

Why Do We Fight?
Why is that when we talk that it comes to a fight? What do I do to deserve to deserve the hurtful pain of you and me fighting? It seems that you look at me as a fool. It seems you don’t understand how that makes me feel. I know it hurts me bad to fight but u don’t see what its doing to person we are. Why cant we just stop all the bickering and anguish we are doing?

Why Is Life So Cruel?
We try to live our life to the fullest regardless to what one other does. Whether we know how much it hurts one or the other one or not, we still make our stand looking at one another and yelling and say things that is hateful and mean to one another. Showing no letting up whether it makes one cry or even rips the heart out of the other. One is at fault and the other is feels like that the world is falling around them, not know what is going to happen from day to day. Just knowing what you u say come out of your mouth stabs like a dagger to a person heart and hurts like hell, makes it feeling u are killing me regardless to what you think; if you don’t know if it is hurting me or not. The dagger you use might as well of killed me because it feels like I have died.

Let's Show These Fam Members Some Love
Can We show these people some love? Laura **Club United** countrysissy*THE DREAM TEAM *underworld levelers *CLUB UNITED*club frat* Fu-Angles **friendship circ swtlildvlgrl~Club United~ Eddie...Plz sign my guestbook.......Club United Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and you can have me forever! rednecklover & rednecklovers_babe /Club United/. "Bouncer " Heels & Wheels lounge... *IceBreaker* Club United* Master Bands (Owner of Tonks) ~*MEMBER OF C.L.U.B U.N.I.T.E.D*~

The Meaning Of Caring
If you say you care so much, why do act the way you do? If you think that caring means to jump all over someone that has done nothing, why do it? If being inconsiderate does not know that there is no knowledge of knowing something, what is considerate? If life is lived with fighting and bickering, why have life? If love is not knowing or wanting to know, why have love at all? The meaning of caring is a number of things each for a different person I guess, I know what caring means to me. Caring havin some hold u when your sad or upset. Caring is friendship, companionship, and love. I know that we all can care and not trust someone but why act the way we do?

Help These Great Fu's Level!!
Do y'all know these people? If not, you ought to. They need some help leveling, so if y'all could drop by and spank them as hard as you can with rates, comments, or bling...well, that'd be freakin' awesome. They totally deserve the luv, and the best part is, each and every one of them will return it! Justfishing - Owned By HisSweetObsession and Owner Of Stormwomen'81,000 to Henchman Bull *I always rate. If you don't, forget about adding*319,000 to Godfather

Lost Love
Lost Love I sit and think of life without you It seems my life is worthless, Not knowing what tomorrow might Bring without you. I sit in our room looking at the things We have knowing your not returning. I sit and think asking my self what did I do to deserve this. I told you I would Always be there and we promised too One another that we would. I am ask myself still, look at everything That was made between you and I. Why? Why? Is what I ask? What did I do to deserve this? You leaving me in the shape I am in! I feel like my heart is as empty as well Without water. Why leave my heart so torn Apart? Is life supposed to be like this? If you sit and think what makes you think, I didn't care?

Epiphany
Epiphany I'm going to take this out of my journal entry that I wrote in last night word for word -- even if it might not make sense to you. Most of my thoughts don't make much sense. It's a strange feeling when you begin to understand who you are and who you are not. And an even stranger feeling when you begin to see that some of the choices you are making are "not who you are". You begin to become so aware of yourself that even in the moment you make the choice you will hear a voice telling you this might not be the best choice to make. But, until you have perfected the practice of staying true to yourself, you will make the choice anyway. I feel I am there. Slowly trying to honor the voice inside me and not make the choices that don't serve me to be a happier more joyful person. All of life is energy. And everything has a certain vibration. Choices and people INCLUDED. The vibrations are either DARK or LIGHT. Some obviously are darker than others -- CRACK for instance wou

Farscapecat
Come one, come all to the salute Happy Country Girl's comment contest! I'm asking all my friends to please come by and leave a comment or two if you can, and if you could, please leave a rate as there is a contest for rates too! Luv you all and thanks! (repost of original by 'farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Fu-Owned by Gary and Kat and fu-owner of Mr.Mostunderrated, yeahmon, Boo' on '2008-06-17 06:18:34')

One Year
R.I.P Pfc Larry Parks Jr, my daughter's father. Tomorrow will be one year since his tank hit an IED killing him after only 38 days in Iraq. Take the time to pay respects to him, I have a whole album with his pictures in it. My daughter will grow up proud knowing all the great things her daddy did before God took him. I am going to Altoona today to be with my daughter and his family. Leave some love and support, I need it. R.I.P Larry, I love you and miss you very much. I am trying to raise her just the way you would have wanted her to be. We love you and there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think of you. Love Nikki Firechick728@ fubar (repost of original by 'Firechick728(Mistress to bew1769): Co-Owner of "The Late-Night Hangout"' on '2008-06-17 05:47:04') (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-06-17 06:51:37')

Try Not To Cry
Try not to Cry. This is beautiful! She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it. ' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university. ' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebod

Help Us Get To Godmother Pleaseeeee
We are trying to level to GODMOTHER and need a little help getting there. If you can stop by our page and help us out we love to return the rates and help out on contests you just shout us and let us know. You can click on the links below to get to our profiles: HollyHotBox *Holly HotBox*@ fubar ~*~¢¾Sassy¢¾~*~Proud Member of Shadow Levelers~*~@ fubar (repost of original by '*Holly HotBox*' on '2008-06-17 06:34:24')

What I Believe,
I believe in the will. I believe in discipline. I believe in the organization. I believe in the rigor that gives us work. I believe in love as an engine of all things. I believe in the light. I believe in God. I believe in kindness ...I live for honesty, trust, brilliance, charm, excitement, accomplishment, success,true love, chivalry, a lot of roughness, a little of tenderness, independance, & beauty... Today is the beginning of my new life. I am starting over today. All good things are coming to me today. I am grateful to be alive. I see beauty all around me. I live with passion and purpose. I take time to laugh and play every day. I am awake, energized and alive. I focus on all the good things in life And give thanks for them. I am at peace and One with everything. I feel the love, the joy, the abundance. I am free to be myself. I am magnificence in human form I am the perfection of life. I am grateful to be... ME! Today is the best day of my life! Life is like a cigarette, you can