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One Word
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? floor 2. Your significant other? sweet 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? *ugh* 5. Your father? *sigh* 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? didn't 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? variety 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? fulfilled 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? dependant 16. Muffins? nah 17. One of your wish list items? maid 18. Where you grew up? kansas 19. The last thing you did? supper 20. What are you wearing? pjs 21. TV? noisy 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? on 24. Your life? interesting 25. Your mood? mmmmmk 26.

Honor George Carlin!
He had it right. This is a snippet from one of his last stand-up routines. Don't be a sheep. Don't be complacent. Be a true American, and show the politicians they've forgotten what it means to be a True American. R.I.P. Gorge Carlin May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Only You
! !.!|[.Only You.]|!.! ! Looking into your eyes, I know you are the only one for me. Feelings are hard to explain when it comes to you. A million wonderful words could not describe the way you make me feel. You are my best friend, my boyfriend, but most of all, you are my love You mean more to me than any one or any thing could ever mean, nothing can compare to you. Never for a second think that I should be with someone else, because baby, without you I am nothing, you are my heart, my soul, my everything, and that, my love, will never change. -----------------------------------------------------------

Look Into My Eyes Please!
Look into my EYES, what do you see? I see you clicken my pic BELOW and RATING & COMMENT BOMBING ME! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME, I’M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP PLEASE. JUST CLICK THE PIC & RATE AND POST AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN! THEN REPOST THIS BULLY OFTEN! SPREAD THE WORD, WINNINGS WILL HELP KEEP DEVINE ESSENTIALS LOUNGE UP & RUNNING, THANKS SO VERY MUCH!! HUGS & LUVZ “DJ KriZZe” P.S.

Starting Over
Well here I sit a very happy woman, I have taken a new step in my life, recently I seperated from a long abusive relationship. I have been through hell and back. I was with him for ^ years of my life and one of them I was married and that was the worst mistake of my life getting married to him. I should of listened to my gut instinct i guess, but its my own fault for not listening. But now that i'm out i'm so much happier. I have started over, and im in a brand new relationship with someone very special, someone I couldn't be without. He means the world to me! Hapiness is a good thing finally!!!!!

Are You A Wolf Spirit?
ARE YOU A WOLF SPIRIT?? If you relate strongly to the "Spirit of the Wolf" you are very loyal -- to family, friends, principles and ideals. You will protect your loved ones, especially your children, with strength and conviction. Like the wolf itself, you do not like to fight unnecessarily -- you will, in fact, go out of your way to avoid that type of situation. Wolves use body language in communication and many people in tune with this spirit have expressive eyes, hands and posture and use them when communicating with others. You believe in a strong family structure and realize that your elders and your children all have something to teach you, to share with you. You take the responsibility of teaching your children to respect the rights of others very seriously. You want them to be loving and kind, but strong in life. You seek knowledge, new ideas and new advent

July 7th - The 11th :[
I'm taking a brake from the fu.. lol Real Life calls. I have Tech School in Jacksonville Florida. It's to better myself in the job I do :] Kinda sucks though.. I will miss the first few days that someone dear to me will be in Florida. Kinda scared to tell her about it, being I want to meet her so bad! But I have to look at it this way.. It's to better myself and that's what I'm doing

Just How It Is
Sometimes even when you are not that far away it feels like you are. You know how my heart is how my mind does not let me find that quiet serene place. Thank those who put me in that position. I want to run to the safety of your arms, physically impossible, but mentally that is where i am. I dont want to burden you with the thoughts and doubts that cloud my mind. I know you are the one person that i could say anything to and you would not hesitate to still love me, and yet i find myself holding back at times. Missing you is all i can say to keep it simple, to not let my tongue get carried away, to satisfy the brain and the heart.

Another Death..
This absolute bullshit just found out that someone ELSE I know has died. Is it something in the air. I realize that this life can be a bit unbearable, and I realize that sometimes you just want to give up.... But, you cannot let life get the best of you. You cannot let yourself succumb to the bitterness of reality. I know it leaves a bad taste in your mouth..But what about survival, what about not letting things become so grime that you feel there is no choice but to take your own life. I of all people know this..but I refuse to give up, I refuse to believe that this is all their is, you've lost your home, your business, you cannot afford to take care of your family....Yes, these are troubling times but you must be strong, you have to stand up and fight, and when you think you do not have the energy or the will to do it yourself, believe in your family, believe in your friends to stand by you. It may seem hopeless..BUT..it will get better, you just have to look within yourself f

Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? hubby 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? deceased 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? didnt 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? weightloss 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? hip-hop 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happier 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? tall 16. Muffins? shouldn't 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? Tennessee 19. The last thing you did? drove 20. What are you wearing? blue 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? dog 23. Your computer? new 24. Your life? stressful 25. Your mood? stres

Tattoo Shops-where Not To Go
Ok..the people who know me like Mclovin and Dominated Love Slave of McLovin, and a few other friends, know I have quite the 'body' of work of tattoos. I don't have them on here since I don't have a digital cam and alot are on my back-makes it hard to take a pic ya know? I have a couple that are ok, some that need a bit of touch-up work, and a few that I consider awesome. I've been to a slew of different shops. Most are good. One in particular I've been going to is downright insanely awesome-Electric Expressions in Kenner,LA. Recently I wanted to get a small tattoo tat. I figrued, why go all the way to kenner, with gas the way it is for such a small tat. Well..I have learned my lesson. I will never get another tattoo where I live again. They suck!! All I wanted was the tattoo of the logo from "Gears of War". If you've ever seen it, you'll know what i mean. It's pretty cool. Well, as simple as it is, they fucked it up. The detail isn't nearly what it should be, the positioning of the sku

24 June... Just One For Today I Need To Sleep Now Lool
good day off, its pretty much best spent recovery from not sleeping so much becuase i didnt have to be up went, did a bit of stuff in town, ( housemate pointed out Tyr album, a band i like as much as Faun and a fer other folk bands in central eaurope and scandinavian stuff) drank alot met some great friends... im going to get a gew more pics up probabley soon but not now as in well knackered. sleepy time making sure my cat and hosemate it doing ok ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pretty
shut up just shut up leave me alone all of you i'm not yours i'm mine i'm not a thing to be bargained with i am a force to be reckoned with leave just get out don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out i'm alive i'm not giving up and you can't make me i am your worst nightmare because i am not afraid run go hide shiver with anticipation shake with fear because i will have my reckoning and i promise you it won't be pretty watch keep a wary eye look behind you in a crowd because you aren't the only one with intentions and plans sleep rest while you can all though how you can is beyond me with what you have done know that i am past forgiving and past forgetting it's not possible it just isn't learn that i am worthy and i am brilliant like the midnight sun realize that you are worthless a mild opponent at best recognize your unworthiness and just go.

Silence
hold your breath listen feel the silence feel the emptiness and the pain and wonder how? why? inhale, exhale remember remember to breathe remember to feel sigh and remember how why it's a harsh world when silence takes over.

Her
HER by LateNiteFantasy© As the fawn treads lightly in The moss-laden forest A serene stillness envelopes The earth Even as my love lies still, Unawakened by dawn’s Sweet caress, Her warmth embraces the earth. Emotions, unbound by earthly cares, Begin to soar on soft Spring breezes As morning unfolds her Fragrant bouquet. I watch, entranced, as my love stirs Ever so slowly from her sleep, Emerald blue eyes yet clouded with Tender dreams of compassion I wonder at her beauty Surpassing that of spring morn’s, And her gentleness, Caressing all that is good. Showering in the morning dew She stands Radiant and fresh Her face uplifted, aglow with Love’s vibrant aura, Facing a new day, As I humbly stand beside her, Basking in her special radiance. And she, secure in the knowledge of My love, Embraces the world with her goodness For she is the embodiment Of love And she is you.

Harlansburgh Three
I must have dozed off, as Tony held me. The next thing I felt is Tony's strong warm hands running up and down my bare back. I love it. The way he is caressing me is starting to arouse me again. I look at him and the lean into him kissing him. I then roll over and get up. "Hey were you going?" he ask. "I my dear am going to get a shower. Would you care to join me?" Tony gets off the bed and we go into the bathroom together. As I am bent over getting the water ready, I feel Tony's hands running up and down my legs. "You have the most beautiful legs I have ever seen," he tells me. I turn and look at him and say,"I am so glad you like them. Are you ready to get in?" "Hell yeah," he says with excitement. I think to myself, this is going to be great. We get in and he pulls me close so the water can beat down on us together. It feels so tingling and tantalizing. As the water flows over us, Tony looks at me and then leans down and kisses me. His tongue pushes my mouth open and it enters my mou

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,—I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!—and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

Im In A New Auction.... Come Check It Out!!!
OMG! I am in another Auction! Come bid on me! These are all of the offerings to the winning bidder: -200 "11" ratings a week -1 Big pimpin gift -Stash rates done weekly -top friend for 4 weeks -top family for 4 weeks -Profile comment 2 times weekly -Yahoo or AIM ID for SFW chat -Name in my name 4 weeks **If Bid includes blasts and tickers- 2 SFW Personal Salutes, Profile Pimp Out on my profile for 4 weeks **If bid includes Happy hour- all above and Permanent Pimp Out in Blog, 1 SFW Phone call **IF bid includes real cash money- SFW Camera time on Yahoo

Home Invasion
So the police stopped over at the shelving community today, to let them all know the results of the investi9gation. Well it turns out it was a real actual home invasion those poor dears!!! So now the police are running a full investigation on who it was. hopefully soon they will have an answer and the shelving community can finally get some rest, since they have not gotton any since this whole thing has happened!!! So if anyone happens to know anything please contact the police at 555-1234! those who read this it would be greatly appreciated if some comments were left!! thank you the shelving community!

New Found Emotions
New Found Emotions by LateNiteFantasy© The wind gusts through my pores; The chill of the air enters my soul. I open my cloak, exposing myself to it. It is the same as her essence; Entering my body like a cold gust. Refreshingly sweet, it awakened me. I walk briskly through crowded streets, No one knowing the wonder I feel. She is within me, I belong only to her. I close my eyes and she is the image I see, I can feel her presence along side me always. It is warming, and I embrace it. No other has been allowed so close, She has entered the alien places in my heart. I am alive again, and she the resurrector. The winds wept salt-laden tears of Joy upon the rocky shore Truth reborn, life's purpose remembered. The slate sea mirroring life's blandness Till the pastel palette Of your beauty and goodness touched my soul. Colors exploding Bursting forth from a chiaroscuro, Monochrome. Turquoise seas under cerulean skies Lovemotion leaping as a spring

Cam Show Fu Whore
read from bottom up hamptondrive: i'm new on fubar and i'm trying to raise fubucks to buy a spotlite....i'm selling private camera shows for fubucks....want to watch ->hamptondrive: rollin smokes hamptondrive: what are you doing hun ->hamptondrive: hey hamptondrive: hi hun hamptondrive@ fubar

How To Give A Cat A Pill
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cats head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat'

My Angel
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for him will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of his last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!

Things I Love About You
Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you.

**nsfw**
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Ohh Yeah, Love It Irony Is Beautiful
Well, It is truly a wonder. A wonder that I give ANY ONE a chance. Let alone 3 or 4! I just read a blog that is very true. We shouldn't use the internet or computers to basically say what we think of some one or something. If we have a problem we SHOULD go to the person we are having the problem with. Yet, Here is my question....why in the hell would I give this person that respect when they can't give it to me first? I have to find out what one of my SO CALLED FRIENDS truly thinks of me, not from her...not from her telling me how she feels...oh no. I have to find out through a blog. So why would I pay this person the respect of taking my problem to her face and talking it out when she can't give me the respect of doing so first? Instead she writes a blog on here that is very crude and disrespectful and can't have the respect to say it to my face before broadcasting it all over this site. WHY? WHY SHOULD I GIVE HER THE SLIGHTEST "SHRED" Of RESPECT WHEN SHE CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME FIRST! Fu

Drama
My first blog...sucks that it begins with this. Went over to my baby daddy's house over the weekend. He got hateful and ripped my shirt off of me. I not being the kind of female that takes kindly to being pushed around, turned around to reciprocate. Now, where we live, it doesn't matter if he started it. Over at his house, I automatically get arrested. Charged with domestic assault. What world do we live in where there is now a way to beat on people and work the system all in one? I do not have a history of being in abusive relationships. Not my thing, never will be. Friends and family tell me to stay away, but you guys, he has my kids. My beautiful identical twin boys who are 3 and 1/2 years old. They still need a momma. Hurting in more ways than physically.....

G D P C
Early life and career George Denis Patrick Carlin[20] was born in New York City,[21] the son of Mary (née Bearey), a secretary, and Patrick Carlin, a national advertising manager for the New York Sun.[20] Carlin was of Irish descent and was raised in the Roman Catholic faith.[22][23][24] Carlin grew up on West 121st Street, in a neighborhood of Manhattan which he later said, in a stand-up routine, he and his friends called "White Harlem", because that sounded a lot tougher than its real name of Morningside Heights. He was raised by his mother, who left his father when Carlin was two years old. At age 14 Carlin dropped out of Cardinal Hayes High School and later joined the United States Air Force, training as a radar technician. He was stationed at Barksdale AFB in Bossier City, Louisiana. During this time he began working as a disc jockey on KJOE, a radio station based in the nearby city of Shreveport. He did not complete his Air Force enlistment. Labeled an "unproductive airman

My Love's Serenity
My Love's Serenity by LateNiteFantasy© Just a hint of soft azure radiates from within As I melt under your loving gaze The sound of your voice lulls me into a haven of safety I rejoice in the arms of your wonder And faith ignites my soul As I am reassured in the knowledge of your accomplishments. Diffuse sunlight warms the window of my mornings As I wake from my dreamworld Only to begin the day afresh with dreams of you Adrift in the throes of days without you Yet you roam my soul freely Reminding me yet again Of the joy you bring to life. I winded my way through the sundered streets of my history A cobblestone maze of wanderings The murmur of my meandering heart whispering thoughts of you As a splash of illusive rainbow dissolves into my mirage And effloresces into the perfumed bouquet that is you. Grains of sand trickle through my fingers with the passage of the day And the lapis colored sky transforms itself to the velvety ebon of evening

New Cam Pics And Contest Time!
Go vote for me (contestant #2) in this zombie/gore modeling contest for this up and coming alt/fetish site: Just manually type in: headsickpinups.com Once you enter the site there is a banner advertising the contest in the top right hand corner. Click that! They are using a comment system to tally up the votes and this bitch is about to start gaining on me and I am WAY to prideful to loose this contest so gooooooooo VOTE! All you have to do is enter in a comment ONCE A DAY, EVERYDAY up until July the 4th. Wouldn’t that be a hell of an Independence Day surprise for me? If (and when, hehe) I win I will receive an all expense paid trip out to the HeadSick headquarters in Southern California to shoot several shoots for them, for which I get paid for in addition to having the whole trip itself paid for

Moving
So I've been making a list of places that I am considering moving too after I graduate, depending on cost, jobs, and living arrangements. So far I have (in no particular order): 1. Staying in Michigan 2. North Carolina 3. California 4. Northern Washington State 5. Connecticut 6. Florida/Georgia Anyone have any other suggestions? Comments?

My Dearest Love
My Dearest Love by LateNiteFantasy© The softest skin, the softest touch, Oh how I miss it so very much. Your absence leaves a space in my heart, My wish is for us never to part. You touch my skin, and my heart skips a beat. My breath....taken away when our lips meet. Your voice, your laugh....music to my ears. When I look into your eyes, I forget all my fears. The curve of your neck, the shape of your face, Your beautiful hair...softer than lace. You consume my heart, mind, and soul, I think this may be getting out of control. You must be my angel, sent from above, I never dreamed that I'd fall so deeply in love.

Geisha
My face is painted the snowiest of white Enhancing my features for my Lords delight Black and crimson are my eyes and brows Expressing more then nature allows My lips are painted in a heart-like shape Crimson to lure eyes, there is no escape Dancing in my silks around my Lord My scented fans are not to be ignored Enticing his Lordship with all my charms Hoping at night he will take me in his arms I would let my passion and my learning's Kindle his fire and heighten his yearnings Kama Sutra I know but in Japanese I have learned it all. I serve to please The art of bathing and massaging too Dressed in silk so thin you can see through Which ever way his wishes lead I will grant and fulfill his very need His drinks I serve but more important his tea This beverage he will only drink from me The ceremony to make this very special Is designed to be quite celestial My whisk and tea scoop are at hand The bowl I use to prepare as planned Fi

Tag Ur It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your significant other? haha 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? K 5. Your father? oklahoma 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? OMG 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Dunno 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? crazy 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? marlow 19. The last thing you did? worked 20. What are you wearing? nightie 21. TV? csi 22. Your pets? dog 23. Your computer? pain 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? tired 26. Missing someone? Al

Graduate
I plan on graduate. Thats the goal. I don't have many classes left to take. I don't see why I can't do it. I don't have a reason not to. I dunno what I'll do with a sociology major/psychology minor. But atleast I'll be done ya know?

Israel
Brigadier General Says Israel is the problem not Iraq Jan 7, 2003 by James J. David a retired Brigadier General (James J. David is a retired Brigadier General and a graduate of the U.S. Army's Command and General Staff College, and the National Security Course, National Defense University, Washington, DC. He served as a Company Commander with the 101st Airborne Division in the Republic of Vietnam in 1969 and 1970 and also served nearly 3 years of Army active duty in and around the Middle East from 1967-1969.) Question: Which country alone in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? Answer: Israel Question: Which country in the Middle East refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections? Answer: Israel Question: Which country in the Middle East seized the sovereign territory of other nations by military force and continues to occupy it in defiance of United Nations Security Council resolutions? Answer: Israel Question: Whic

Push The Lil' Daisies
*shoots Anita a glare* Um, this song is like TOTALLY out of my vocal range, but Siouxsweety knows I'll be a fool for her. Here goes nothin', only did it once with no practice, & yes, it sucks. Enjoy a good laugh on me:

Untimely Deaths
iam not much into religion yes i believe in god but u just gotta think hmmmmm! ID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this..... Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God : John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

My Heavenly Goddess
My Heavenly Goddess by LateNiteFantasy© I stopped to watch the stars last night. I had to They were up there, unreachable and I longed to touch them. I had just talked to you, you see And was feeling full of your wonder The stars filled the sky, and reminded me Of the sparkle in your eyes Of the cascading sheen of your hair And I longed to feel your touch. The stars sang to me, last night Of love and longing, of beauty and grace They sang of you and touched my heart The stars shone down on me last night Cloaking me in their embrace My open heart reached out And found a heavenly goddess Atop her mountain home I sat and watched the stars last night And saw your face aglow Love engulfed me gently As I snuggled neath that starry coverlet I floated up into your arms And felt your warmth and marvel A smile touched upon your lips And I dissolved. Conquered by love’s honeyed breath I had to stop and watch the stars And dream of you once more For I was yet aga

Life Changing Events
Somethings happen in your life and you just have to wonder "WHAT THE HELL!?" Sometimes things happen and the purpose eludes me. I still have to wonder why my friend Corey was struck down in his prime, not long after he finally managed to find some peace and happiness in his life. Today I visited him and looked in his eyes and it killed me. I wonder if he's in there somewhere but just can't find his way back out or if the man I knew is gone for good? I just don't know and it's the uncertainty that angers me. I have felt the saddness of this whole event for two weeks now but it has been a dull, almost detatched, ache. Kind of like when the body suffers a terrible injury but the person barely feels it because the body is in shock. Well today I came out of that shock and stared into the face of what has really happened. Today, for the first time I felt the true extent of this hurt to my soul and I will be honest, I am having a hard time holding back tears as I write this. I fo

Standing Update As Of 4:30pm-6/23
HERE IS THE UPDATED STANDINGS FOR CALENDAR GIRL CONTEST: 1ST-PEGGY SUE 2ND-LACEY 3RD-SWEETCHERRYPIE 4TH-DEB 5TH-JEANNEMARIE 6TH-JENNICENSE 7TH-SINFUL PLEASURES 8TH-MyZtErY 9TH-REDNECK ANGEL 10TH-MINOU MINOU 11TH-TIE BETWEEN BABZ & SUNSHINE 13TH-PHOENIX 14TH-TNK 15-CHELLE BELLE 16TH-FANTASY 17TH-TANDY 18TH-MICKIRIO3 19TH-SICILIANCHICK 20TH-TIE BETWEEN KIM & CANADIAN PRINCESS 22TH-RUBY 23-REBELTXN

Pins And Needles
THERE'S A VOID IN A SOLDIER'S FAMILIES HEART THAT, SPANS THE DISTANCE WHILE, THEY'RE APART. THERE'S TIMES WHEN, YOU HOLD YOUR BREATHE WHEN, YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT A SOLDIER'S DEATH THEN, YOU'LL BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF WHILE, SOME OTHER FAMILY WILL MOURN AND HAVE GRIEF. BUT, A SOLDIER'S FAMILY WILL ALSO FEEL THE PAIN OF ANY SOLDIER NOT COMING BACK HOME AGAIN. WHILE MANY PEOPLE GO ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIVES. IT'S NOT THE SAME FOR THE SOLDIER'S FAMILY, HUSBAND AND WIVES. YOU COUNT THE HOURS OF THE DAY UNTIL YOUR SOLDIER'S TOUR ENDS YOU SIT ON PINS AND NEEDLES UNTIL, YOUR SOLDIER IS HOME AGAIN CHRIS

Relationships... Fun Fun Talk... Yeah Right...
What to say on this fine Monday evening... Arguing is no fun (just to start)... how are things supposed to get better if everyone is focusing on the negative and all the flaws rather than making things better and working on the bad??? Why argue over things in the past??? Why cut out communication until things have gotten so bad that you are forced to finally sit down and talk about it??? These are some questions I have and Im sure if any ONE person in the world had the answers to them... they would be millionaires... Lets face it folks... Things can only get better when you want them to and if both parties aren't willing to work on it, you're just gonna end up arguing over all the same things over again, right??? Im not exactly sure what Im trying to accomplish in this blog of mine... Maybe Im simply venting so that I feel better... Maybe Im out here trying to get some good advice from people so that I know how to handle things... Im not sure anymore... I do know that it does feel good

Whatever!!!!
Life is sometimes very hard. Then there are times when life is only hard when the people in your life make it that way. People not thinking before they send a blog. People who will not get off their collective asses to talk with the person they're pissed off at. What the hell to do? Is it any reason why I don't talk to people? Is it any reason why most people in this world aren't worth my time? When are the people in my life going to get it through their VERY THICK SKULLS, that if they want anything to change they need to stop TALKING ONLINE ABOUT it. And hiding behind a computer keyboard. And DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! What does anybody out their think about this? I'd love to here some good comments about this.

Legendary Voodoo Priestess Marie Laveau
The 1801 baptismal certificate holds long-lost truth about legendary voodoo priestess, researcher claims After 15 years researching the legendary voodoo queen of New Orleans, Ina Fandrich has learned to doubt claims about Marie Laveau. But the professor of religious studies at Louisiana State University said she recently discovered a document that confirms several disputed facts, including the date and place of Laveau's birth.Laveau's power as a black spiritual figure of the 19th century - her magic potions sought by slaves and their master alike - has drawn strenghth from mystery about her life. Her mother a slave and father a French planter, she was one of several Marie Laveaus living at the time. It's been difficult to cull definitive documents about the self-professed "popes of voodoo," who draws thousand to grave iste debated by historians.Researchers, including Fandrich, for some time have tried to verify Laveau's birth date based on an obituary that says Laveau was 98 wh

Hard Times And Prayer!
Well today I lost a 4 yr old pt of mine. Sweetiest little boy you would ever meet. He faught hard for 2 yrs but I guess the cancer was just stronger then we thought. I smile when I think about him, because no matter what treatment he was going through he always seemed to work up a giant smile for his fav. nurses. I watched this little man go through the hardest part of his life and he never seemed to let it get him down. You would think that with all the ups and downs he had in his life he would have been down hearted, but he just held that head up and smiled like the world was brighter then ever. A little while before he passed he said something to me that I will never forget, "Mrs. April, I know heaven isnt candy and soda, but do you think I can get a puppy now." I told him I couldnt see why not, that like the movie all dogs go to heaven so im sure there is a special little puppy there waiting for you. Then he closed his eyes and I left him in the care of his mom and dad. He

Prelude Of Time
Prelude of Time by LateNiteFantasy© Time cycles us upon its endless track Searching for completion and fulfillment We travel upon time's carousel innocently Whirling 'round as we glimpse vistas of possibilities And those few who dare, reach out To grasp a memory to keep forever. That precious prelude to life's completion is love For to love is to share One's essence of being With others Love can whirl 'round us as we Oblivious to the obvious Continue our search Reaching out to the ether for memory traces. I have whirled 'round on the carousel For countless spins Grasping ghosts and illusion My ring not complete. The calliope of love piped out its tune As my carousel slowed And a vista of wondrous beauty Unclouded my foggy being As I gazed 'pon your essence reflection Radiating reason unto my obscurity. This is the Prelude of Time Acute vision, honed by rainbowed ridges of inner peace Shows the way as I step from the carousel I

Priorities
It's time for me to re evaluate my priorities... I honestly wanted to make "god mother" by August {my birthday}, but I just don't see it happening... I'll be here through the end of the month and then I don't know. Personal obligations have me where I can't afford my vip any longer, nor can I spend the amount of time online helping others as I have in the past. Please know that in my heart I will miss my online friends as I do the ones I know in the real world...My family must come first as they always have. I have removed myself from the bombing family I belonged to as I can't commit to the amount of time that I personally feel responsible to contribute... I will miss you all very much, may god bless you and keep you all. I thank you all for the help and support you have given me in the contests and giveaways that I've been a part of and if you ever need help please just ask, I will do what I can to help. judy aka Carnie

Update - Moving.........
Taking a guess, I'm about 80% moved. It has been a long time since I felt this tired.....I did get 4 hours of sleep last night, thank the Goddess! Basically, I have two dressers and small stuff yet to move. I think I get the microwave, as well, although I could do without it, no problem. The kids would have issues without the microwave, lol. Something has to give, so today it is belly dancing.....as much as I love it, I can't do everything right now. Tomorrow I go back to work, so additional grabbing of stuff will be done in the evening. So be it! I will survive! Thanks to all my friends and family who kept up a steady stream of energy sent and moral support, lol. Couldn't have done it without you, Dear Ones! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Later! Muahz!

Is This A Dream????
So its 5am Saturday June 21, 2008..I am asleep in bed when I hear someone say "Hey". I open my eyes and looke toward my bedroom door, which normally is shut all the way but because my daughter was camping out in the yard with her friends I had left open just a crack so if she came into the house for any reason I would hear her. Well this wasnt my daughter and how I missed hearing the front door open is beyond me because I wake up to every little noise!!! So this voice, which is a guys of spanish decent by accent that I am hearing, is askin me if there is a Jonas of jonah here, I ( at which time am still in sleep mode trying to figure out what is going on) say " HUH?" then they ask again..I at which point say "NO!" and am now realizing that there is some guy at my bedroom door get up and as i am getting out of the bed he says " Sorry but your Front door was open when I knocked on it." .I am up and out to the living room and he is gone and front door wide open. I walk out on to fr

The Mystical Is Real!!!
CLICK PICTURE TO ENTER A LOUNGE WHERE THE MYSTICAL IS REAL!!! NOW PLAYING (repost of original by 'Chained - Asst. Manager @ Deuces Wild -Dj @ Lost Radio - Greeter @ Rebellion' on '2008-06-23 07:54:32') (repost of original by '¢¾ DJ Angel ¢¾ CoOwner@Sinful Sanctions & 2 Shanes&anAngel-Owned &FuEngaged to DJ Punk~' on '2008-06-23 08:06:19')

Tag You're It...
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE 1 WORD AS AN ANSWER 1. Where is your cell phone? Gone. 2. Your significant other? Nadda. 3. Your hair? Big. 4. Your mother? Lazy. 5. Your father? Awesome. 6. Your favorite thing? Music. 7. Your dream last night? Faded. 8. Your favorite drink? Lemonade. 9. Your dream/goal? Entertainment. 10. The room you're in? Partier. 11. Music? Love. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Traveling. 14. Where were you last night? Home. 15. What you're not? Dumb. 16. Muffins? Blueberry. 17. One of your wish list items? Job. 18. Where you grew up? Indiana. 19. The last thing you did? This. 20. What are you wearing? Shorts. 21. TV? Off. 22. Your pets? Lily. 23. Your computer? Laptop. 24. Your life? Depressing. 25. Your mood? Bored. 26. Missing someone? Always. 27. Favorite Store? Walmart. 30. Your summer? Fun. 31. Like someone? Maybe. 32. Your favorite color? Blue. 33. When is the last time you laughed? Today. 34. Last time you cried? Unsure. I

Dethklok Show
So again for anyone that reads my blog like the last one I have to say sorry for no photos but maybe some people who took pictures last night will post them on the web a search will bring them up. I called about 4pm and they didn't know if cameras were allowed since it is up to the band. No since I don't live in Downtown Buffalo nor do I have a car if the policy is no Cameras then I would be screwed so I just didn't take it. I have to admit that the lineup before the show was pretty interesting, in a you had to be there kind of way. The concert sold out as I was in line. I wish I knew enough about music to do a pro write up and say what kind of metal everything was. The first band was Soilentgreen I thought they played pretty heavy and where pretty good, oh yeah and they have some cool looking merch also. The second band was Chimaira who I have heard of any I would guess knew one of there songs and they where really good also. I wish I knew how to describe there sound. There was a l

Us
Us by LateNiteFantasy© Hungrily yearning for your touch, I sit waiting as eons seemingly pass for the multitudes while for me it is but mere seconds; But no, being apart from you, each second is multiplied a thousand-fold more until While all the world continues on, a snailspace is my inner pace while my heart thunders calling your name. Miss you? Without you I am whole still, but only half a whole separate twice a whole together. And while the world muddles in its morass of middle-class mediocrity We will rise, with laughter, with smiles with a special spirited love which will take us above the rest until we come to rest within each other, knowing, believing trusting, receiving Giving to them A new meaning of love A definition of our emotions to be envied by all to be understood by few to be cherished by us. Hands numbed by morality's bounds Desirous lips revealing, appealing Protected by virtue's rigid

You Can Only Type One Word (not Always Possible)
You Can Only Type One Word. (I will prolly choose to ignore this rule) Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? Wonderful 3. Your hair? Short 4. Your mother? Loving 5. Your father? Understanding 6. Your favorite thing? Toys 7. Your dream last night? Hard 8. Your favorite drink? Dr. Pepper 9. Your dream/goal? Happiness 10. The room you're in? Lounge 11. Music? Classical 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Pilot 14. Where were you last night? Fubar 15. What you're not? Lier 16. Muffins? Yes 17. One of your wish list items? No Debt 18. Where you grew up? California 19. The last thing you did? Game 20. What are you wearing? Cotton 21. TV? Yes 22. Your pets? 3 23. Your computer? iB

One Word
You Can Only Type One Word. (I will prolly choose to ignore this rule) Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Gone 2. Your significant other? Asshole 3. Your hair? Long 4. Your mother? iritating 5. Your father? Uuuuuhhhhhhh 6. Your favorite thing? Child 7. Your dream last night? Wet 8. Your favorite drink? Alcoholic 9. Your dream/goal? Happiness 10. The room you're in? Den 11. Music? Christian 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Fubar 15. What you're not? Dishonest 16. Muffins? Yum 17. One of your wish list items? Peace (personal) 18. Where you grew up? Texas 19. The last thing you did? Movie 20. What are you wearing? Silk 21. TV? Seven 22. Your pets? Four 23. Your comp

Tag You're It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Floor 2. Your significant other? Absent 3. Your hair? Hair? 4. Your mother? Someplace 5. Your father? Passed 6. Your favorite thing? Oxygen 7. Your dream last night? Sex 8. Your favorite drink? Beer 9. Your dream/goal? Happiness 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? Varies 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Asleep 15. What you're not? Scared 16. Muffins? Shaved 17. One of your wish list items? Wealth 18. Where you grew up? Earth 19. The last thing you did? Farted 20. What are you wearing? Shorts 21. TV? Off 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? custom 24. Your life? continues 25. Your mood? horny 2

Tag You're It.
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE 1 WORD AS AN ANSWER 1. Where is your cell phone? Here. 2. Your significant other? Napping. 3. Your hair? Wet. 4. Your mother? Work. 5. Your father? Uncaring. 6. Your favorite thing? Art. 7. Your dream last night? Faded. 8. Your favorite drink? Milk. 9. Your dream/goal? Euphoria. 10. The room you're in? Den. 11. Music? Guitar. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Hawaii. 14. Where were you last night? Home. 15. What you're not? Dumb. 16. Muffins? Blueberry. 17. One of your wish list items? Cellie. 18. Where you grew up? Minnesota 19. The last thing you did? Talked. 20. What are you wearing? Comfies. 21. TV? Muted. 22. Your pets? Dog. 23. Your computer? Old. 24. Your life? Makeover. 25. Your mood? Drab. 26. Missing someone? Always. 27. Favorite Store? Target. 30. Your summer? Quiet. 31. Like someone? Love. 32. Your favorite color? Pisces. 33. When is the last time you laughed? Today. 34. Last time you cried? Today. I am tagging

Tag Your It!!!
Tagged by: Butterfly34 ~*Co-Founder of 'Friends til the End'*~'s You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Dresser 2. Your significant other? hu? 3. Your hair? Blondish 4. Your mother? funny 5. Your father? goofy 6. Your favorite thing? friends 7. Your dream last night? dono 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? overseas 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? itunes 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Europe 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? content 16. Muffins? blueberry? 17. One of your wish list items? female 18. Where you grew up? KC 19. The last thing you did? mow 20. What are you wearing? bball-shorts 21. TV? discovery 22. Your pets? starbu

A Bad Contest Host
Black & White A disjustice has been commited by '§rWhï+êKnïgh+ blondies r/l hubby _§outhernBadAzzCrew♥Gï+R ÐðñêRêbêls♥Cðnfêderetes,DsC' This man hosted a contest and during the contest the rules changed several times. During the course of the contest all the challenges were met until he implemented the final rule. The final rule being you had to be a friend of the host in order to comment in the contest. However he would not add people who were supporting ms2dmngood2u as she was sure to win, but he did add people who supported his friend Wildman and the one him and his wife were bombing. This rule was unsurpassable and never as you can see posted in the rules. Hello Everyone.Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA Attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an Open Choice Pic Contest but no *NSFW* Entries . All bomber Friends have to be Level 4 or Higher. Well here comes how You can

Just Common Sense
Why doesn't anyone teach common sense anymore. No one expects anyone to think at all anymore! It is so annoying it makes me want to pull my hair out!! If we would just teach common sense then this country would be much better off. I know that my niece and nephews generation is going to be a bunch of pansy ass whining people when they grow up. That is what truely scares me. Our Counrty is going to be run by them when I'm Old. EEEAASH!!!! OK, I've vented now Thanks for reading.

Yeah It Comes Home 2moro
My computer is finally fixed and they were able to salvage my photos and some of my other files. I know they got a real good eyeful of some of my pics... lol I hope they enjoyed them. I will be back in full swing on the Den Wednesday nite since I will be reloading the darn thing 2moro. Love ya!

Deep Thoughts
Alot of people say that They would rather die Than live without the Love of their life Yet in all reality no one Is worth killing yourself Over Is it ok to miss,love, And even hurt once You have lost someone If you want to die that Bad why not wait till It is your time or turn Instead of killing yourself When you are truly loved By other people even if It is just your family And friends.

A Comedic Legend
"Hey, wait a second... he was just here a minute ago." That's the best way I can think of to pay tribute to one of the most influential entertainers (to me at least) who passed away. And the reason it is so fitting is because George Carlin himself said in an AP interview that is exactly how he wanted to be memorialized. At least someone should do what he wished for, right? I listened to so many comedy tapes and albums growing up (yes, I'm old - I listened to tapes and albums, not CDs!). The first one I remember was Bill Cosby in the 70s, before he became really big. That lead to Robin Williams (before he became really hyper), Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Rodney Dangerfield... gosh, if I could find my old cassette holder there's probably another half dozen or more that were part of my regular listening routine that I'm forgetting. But George Carlin was the one that made me think. The thing that kept me coming back was his point-blank observations at so many things - phrases, be

Holly Hotbox
This is my shout out to my awesome very first owner. She owns me June 22nd to well umm i guess a month. Make sure you click on her link and get to know her. She is great geat great and I am blessed to be owned by her *Holly HotBox*~ The Spanker's Club~,~Lollipop Gurlz~@ fubar

Not Wanting Needing
Hoping, praying, wishing still That your love for me will make me glow. Missing wanting you here To spend Forever until our Lives come to their end. Needing to hold you As we await for that Special time and place. Craving your lips That I have kissed A thousand times plus two. Awaiting you to call Or show up just Isn't enough. To have you right beside I can't wait to feel the Warmth from our bodies Passing through the sheets. Your mind is my sacred heaven. Yet your soul is where I Long to dwell. You mean so much to me And a whole lot more Yet these simple words Will just have to do. The meaning of all Of this I Love You.

Finding You
Loving someone may be Hard to do for I have searched An eternity for someone Just like you Finding you is the best thing That has ever happened to me You are my everything From the air I breathe to Every single last one of my Heat beats You make me the happiest That I have ever been If it wasn't for you I would Be lost like a tumble weed Drowning away in the breeze This is the day and hour Were most would say I Love You Now and Always.

Why Not??
I am new here... I've said that... how come I dont have anyone crushin on me yet??? I want to be someone's crush... even if I dont know who it is!!! Come on people... Im cute... I know cause someone recently told me I was!!!

Another Me
for once in my life i can actually see and realize things i couldn't see before. and i realize that people be taking my kinda for my weakness. theres more to me then just my body which ain't much at all or everything. the most prize passion on me is my heart and my soul. im kind im honest, im only mean when you irk me i am only disrespectful when u disrespect me. i can pretty much look at cha talk to you for a minute and be able to tell if you are a good person yea sometimes i be getting the person wrong but sometimes they putting off the wrong story until they get what they wont. thats on reason i dont ahve many friends due to the fact they all almost fake to the beyond point of existence. im not a hoe and i dont do hoe things. i refuse to live that way. i really do

Trusting With Song
SCROLL DOWN BEFORE READING TURN THE SONGS OFF! When you meet that certain someone you been searchin' hard to find It's a new love full of passion that can sometimes make you blind I don't mind bein' swept away if I know right from the start So before we go much further, can I trust you with my heart? In the time we've spent together I have learned to trust in you So many things you've given before I even asked you to But reality and romance are sometimes far apart So what I really need to know is can I trust you with my heart? Can I cast my cares upon you can you stand a heavy load Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road If you promise me these simple things I can guarantee You can always count on me When two hearts solely surrender and are sworn to understand It completes a perfect union between a woman and a man So please don't misunderstand me I don't want to go too far Without knowing just one answer can I trust you with my heart?

This Is How Easy It Is
Development Funding Guide The following is a selected listing of Canadian development funds offering monies for script development: Astral Media The Harold Greenberg Fund What it funds: Feature length projects (over 75 minutes) Who can apply: writers and/or producers with two long-form credits What it offers: Script Development Program and Family Film Program - The Fund will consider up to $2,500.00 of allowable administrative costs, in addition to the full amount of the option for the story option phase. Up to $18,000 may be advanced for the first draft phase, up to $12,000 for the second draft phase, up to $10,000 for the final draft phase and up to $25,000 for more advanced polish and packaging phase for costs related to script polishing, packaging and preliminary cast interest. Deadlines: Quarterly – see Web site for updated deadlines More info: Astral Media The Harold Greenberg Fund Tel: 416-956-5431 Email: hgfund@tv.astral.com Web site: www.astralmedi

Giving
I keep giving so I can feel like I am living feels like I am spinning out of control you have to know how I feel when I give just to live my heart aches and it breaks when I see you with someone when I should be the one that keeps on giving so she can go on living.

Poetry
this is my poetry... all older stuff... it's typed from oldest stuff to newer... enjoy... or not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "my siren" entering my dreams/her beautiful mouth sings/looks of a goddess/she's my siren/light freckled skin/eyes of the rain/two-tone hair/all dark clothes/she's my dark beauty/my siren/wings of the dark angel/a body of Marilyn/she sings into the night/she screams into the night/our mouths almost touch.my dark beauty/my siren. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "my siren II" if I could, I would hang/on her every word/if I could, i would memorize/every line on her face/if I could, I would get lost/ in the color of her eyes/if I could, I would need her/to wrap me in her wings/if I could, I would sing/my heart out just for her/if I could, I would/love her/My siren/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "To You" /You see, I had the rain recorded/And if I sat real still/I could feel it fall upon me/So soft it

Red Fridays
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do wh at we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot

Starting A Business
Im doing research on how to start my own business right now.My goal is to have 2 by the end of this year.Im excited!Right now its a ton of paper work and start up funding to get my licensing all settled.Im looking forward to working hard and prospering or failing because either way i tried.

Dragonphyre Needs One Rate!!!
PLEASE RATE THIS PIC FOR MY FRIEND? TYSVM! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER ALREADY, PLEASE GO AND FAN, RATE, AND ADD HER AS A FRIEND! SHE IS A TRUE GEM, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, I PROMISE! :D HERE IS THE LINK TO HER PAGE! TELL HER THAT I SENT YOU! ♥Dragonphyre♥ Proud FuOwner of dammitdave@ fubar

Dragonphyre Needs One Rate!!!
PLEASE RATE THIS PIC FOR MY FRIEND? TYSVM! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER ALREADY, PLEASE GO AND FAN, RATE, AND ADD HER AS A FRIEND! SHE IS A TRUE GEM, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, I PROMISE! :D HERE IS THE LINK TO HER PAGE!!! ♥Dragonphyre♥ Proud FuOwner of dammitdave@ fubar

Re: Comedian Who Questioned "received Reality" Of 9/11 Dies
RE: Comedian Who Questioned "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Dies ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 23 Jun 2008, 22:05 Comedian Who Questioned "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Dies Always outspoken and never a man to hide his opinions, Carlin most recently hit the headlines after speaking of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during an appearance at Borders bookstore in New York City last October, just a few blocks away from ground zero. http://www. infowars. net/articles/june2008/230608Carlin. htm

Mountains?
Well I have been sitting here for a week, been on the computer and I am just plain bored. I have to get out, I think I might run to the mountains and go see what trouble I can get into. My wife left a week ago, and it seems we are still at a stand still, so I am not gonna worry.

Re: Mccain Campaign Hopes For Terror Attack To Swing Vote
RE: McCain Campaign Hopes For Terror Attack To Swing Vote ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 23 Jun 2008, 22:03 McCain Campaign Hopes For Terror Attack To Swing Vote Top McCain strategist Charlie Black tells Fortune Magazine that a terrorist attack on U.S. soil would aid the Arizona Senator to overturn Barack Obama's lead and be a "big advantage" in helping him become President. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/062308_terror_attack. htm

Why Can"t I............
Just a little something for me to get off my chest. I know that most all of you don't care but I have to ask. Why can't I be photogenic? There are so many people that are on this site that are so very pretty and the camera loves them. I wish I could be one of them. Well enough about my pitty party. How are you all today? LMAO

Come On Everyone Lets Have Fun
It's... ...for the NERD in all of US! Some good clean FUN AND FANS FOLKS! Rate, Fan and Add Request each of the FUs on this Bulletin to take part in the fun! Be sure to show everyone lots and lots of love and give everything you get back! If someone is already on your list, be sure to leave them a comment! For the Guys... Your add request or comment should say, "GIMME UR PANTIES!" or if you try to keep the nerdy perv in ya on the low say, "I'm a Panty Raider!" I suppose if you are FAR'in a DUDE YOU CAN SAY...ummm...whatever you are comfortable with. HAHA! For the Girlies... Your add request or comments should say, "HE TOOK MY PANTIES!" or if you are a little shy say..."My Panties were Raided!" So, join the silliness and show me the NERD that lives inside you! Be sure to private message me when you are done! ~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo@ fubar AND REPOST THIS BULLETIN! Now, go get them Panties and make some new FRIENDS! *Pink0828

The Blue Cat Party Bus!!! 63 Party Peeps R U In Here?
Party On! Get on the Blue Cat's Party Bus Just Fan/Rate/Add all the other Party Peeps, Then Join the Blue Cat Club! ~*~ Click the Cat below, to be transported to the club ~*~ You'll receive in return lots of F/R/A's, Free drinks in the lounge (plus the best Music & Comedy on the Fu), & a custom/personalized Blue Cat Bus Tag After you fulfill the requirements just Private Message LuAngel and You will be added to the next update, Easy Huh? Party On!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Your Hostess ♕ LuAngel ♕Owner of The Blue Cat Club ~*~FuOwned by Tappanit & SilverPixi @ fubar Your Bus Driver

George Carlin
Comedian George Carlin passed away Sunday evening due to apparent heart trouble, according to his publicist. The stand-up comic was 71-years-old. According to his publicist Jeff Abraham, Carlin went to St. John's Health Center in Los Angeles Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain. He was later pronounced dead at 5:55pm. George Carlin's legendary career featured many moments of historic importance in the world of comedy. He hosted the very first episode of Saturday Night Live on October 11, 1975. His classic comedy routine “The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” not only serves as one of the funniest pieces of comedy in the 20th century, but it also figured prominently in a 1974 U.S. Supreme Court case in which the justices found 5-4 that the FCC has the right to regulate content on public television. Carlin has performed on 14 HBO specials beginning in 1977, the most recent being “It's Bad For Ya” which originally aired on March 1 of this year. On a Comedy Central

Letter To A Girl
Below is a letter I wrote to a girl I am no longer with. In her response she might as well have said I don't want anything to do with you so fuck off. If you have any comments I would appreciate them. Thanks. ******, How was your dad's party and the rest of your weekend? ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I am happy that you got accepted to a college in Florida. You will finally be getting out of Frederick, which is what you wanted. That is of course if you decide to go there because of other decisions you have to make. With going to Florida you will be close to your dad. Or you might decide to stay close to your mom. But you already knew all that. While we were together it was the best time I have ever had. You made everyday amazing. You supported me, you were my friend, and you might as well have been my girlfriend. When we first started seeing each other I did not want anything other than a physical re

Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Really seriously......I can't the damn support i need to take care of our son but you rent to own ur silly TV n PS3 then to rub salt in an iopen wound start your site and go out partying winning things for other peeps how thoughtful!!! HMMMM maybe your son woulda liked the damn deck, GOD ya kno some dads have ex's that wont let them see their kids I bend over backward 2 make sure you see yours....FUCK you make me wanna scream!!!!!

Valentine's Day
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: "No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's

Military Wife
i sit here and cry as i write this down i miss him so very much i want him here to love i need to hold him in my arms and kiss him i need to be able to know that he is fine but i can't he is to far away i can't see him i can't hold him i can't kiss him like i want just three more months they all say three more months but no no its not just three more months it's six three months till his leave but six more until he comes home to me for good it seems to long that i must wait but i been waiting for almost ten months already too long too long to be without him to long to be missing him to long for us to not be together but..... i am strong i have to do this i must wipe up my tears i must not cry no more he wouldn't want that i know he wouldn't and i am to be an military wife they are the strongest of all women so i will not cry i will not cry i will be strong i must i have to

Just Being Groovy Baby :)
OK aint blogged for a long time so in between every thing else thought I would slip in a quickie :) Hope all that read this are well and thanks for reading Its like half nine gmt and the heat is excruciating - i hate the heat - got all the windows open but its too much epecially at night !!!!!! For any one interested my foxes have returned, the kids delighted in telling me the other morning that there was ere ws one in the back yard - so now gotta buy extra supplies of dog food - and to top it all, my dog is pregnant - I think ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE hey ho!!!!!!!!!!

9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you

Shinedown Live Tonight Via Webchat
i am a huge rev theory fan and a huge fan of the band shinedown, usually on mondays i got used to rev theory bieng here and i know they are busy on tour. but i know like me that there are alot of hard rock fans out there so i wanted to share this info with all of you....tonight (june 23rd)at 5pm pacific 8pm eastern over at SHINEDOWN.COM THEY WILL BE DOING A LIVE WEBCHAT LIKE REV THEORY HAS BEEN PROMOTING THEIR NEW CD THAT COMES OUT TOMORROW CALLED THE SOUND OF MADNESS. cyall rockers there.btw check that cd out in my opinion the best cd so far of 08 with rev a close second! peace to all

Did You Know? ....i Sure Hope So....
Did you know... ...that these images are offensive? Though they may seem cute, fluffy or sexy and make you go "AWWWW".....they are offensive. They make me cringe, shudder and shake! Do you know why? I hope so. AND, if not, I hope you read on. Let me start by saying I am a PATRIOT! I am the Granddaughter of a Decorated WWII Veteran (RiP Pa), the Daughter of a Vietnam Veteran, the niece to many Uncles that served our Great Nation, the Ex Wife of an Operation Desert Storm Veteran, and ...I'll say it again...A PATRIOT! There is a game currently in play here on FU with an image of an infant swaddled in our Flag. Being me, of course I had to express how disturbed I was by the image to the Hostess. She is a friend of mine here on FU so no drama is to come of this blog. It is simply somewhere for people to vent or discuss if you wish your opinion on the subject. OUR FLAG IS NOT EVER TO BE LAID UPON THE GROUND, FLOOR or SWADDLED AROUND ANYONE! Unless it's your casket

Come On Everyone Lets Have Fu
Im in auction again but this one is a differnt type of auction...it's called a owner's auction...it's where i CAN offer things like a 3 day blast and a ticker message..or whatever and "slaves" come to bid picture ratings and things like that to have me as there owner....if you would like to kno more on it feel free to ask the host of the auction MOMMA2BE 100k 5 tags 1 animation (f/a/r) 1 pimpin gift 1 nsfw salute THEN SEND HER A PERSONAL EMAIL AND TELL HER WHAT YOU DID AND FOR WHICH ONE AND LET HER KNOW THAT THE VIPER SENT YOU. http://fubar.com/theviper

I Miss Him
silence is everywhere not a soul to be found no light must enter in no happy noises must ever be heard how did i get here to this time and place where did i go wrong or is just my fate i wanted to be happy but today is not a good day i don't know where it went wrong i don't know what i did how can someone be so sad over nothing oh wait oh wait it's not nothing he is not here he is gone away from me its been way to long almost a year too long for me to be without him yet he is not here he is off serving our country he is fighting in the war i try to keep a positive outlook i know he will be alright yet i am missing him so very much i miss his touch the way he would hold me close i miss the small things so i sit here in silence waiting for his return knowing that i have awhile to wait till the happy sounds return

Come On Every Stop By And Show Some Love To Her
Im in a fubucks giveaway / contest...i need 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack...so please if you will...leave a rate and a few comments and i will be glad to show the love back to you... THEN SEND HER A PERSONAL EMAIL AND TELL HER WHAT YOU DID AND FOR WHICH ONE AND LET HER KNOW THAT THE VIPER SENT YOU. http://fubar.com/theviper

Attention All Men
im in a another auction..and would love to have a new owner i just think it's fun to be able to join things like this because if gives me the chance to make new friends and get to know them...please feel free to make a bid... THEN SEND HER A PERSONAL EMAIL AND TELL HER WHAT YOU DID AND FOR WHICH ONE AND LET HER KNOW THAT THE VIPER SENT YOU. http://fubar.com/theviper

Stop By Everyone And Help Her
My bling...blast and happy hour giveaway...i still need 73,959 comments to go to reach my goal...there is no time limit to this contest ~momma2B! ~USER#751610 needs 75000 comments for 3 bling packs,a 30 days blast and a Happy Hour THEN SEND HER A PERSONAL EMAIL AND TELL HER WHAT YOU DID AND FOR WHICH ONE AND LET HER KNOW THAT THE VIPER SENT YOU. http://fubar.com/theviper

The Fog Is Clearing As She Asks...
Alright...I've been on here for like 2 hrs now and I have decide that this is some crazy shit now! I have decided that this online bar is really bass ackwards. Unlike a real bar where you go in sober and clear headed then as the night progress and your there longer things start becoming fuzzy around the edges you know. Well in this place you go into it all fuzz around the edges and the longer your on the more "sober" you get as you are finally able to find your way around and know just what the hell your doing! But I guess that's why we're here...to find a way out of the foggy haze into he morning light...just like a good night of drinking...only without the hangover...what's not to like...right?

Not Me
i am not who i appear to be i am not but does it matter who i am on the inside does it matter that i cry at night missing him does it mater that i feel alone all the time does it matter that no matter how many people there are around me i still feel alone like i am sinking into a dark hole there seems to be no light that enters inside but why should that matter i am alone even if people say they care they don't they don't truly understand they don't know me and how could they cause i don't even know myself at times

Survey
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? keeper 3. Your hair? ponytail 4. Your mother? sick 5. Your father? hilarious 6. Your favorite thing? Mara 7. Your dream last night? waitressing 8. Your favorite drink? chai 9. Your dream/goal? motherhood 10. The room you're in? family 11. Music? variety 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? available 16. Muffins? tops 17. One of your wish list items? maid 18. Where you grew up? Aliquippa 19. The last thing you did? 18 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? TLC 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? hectic 25. Your mood? exci

Tell A Soldier Thank You
have you told a soldier thank you for everything they do have you let them know that you support them while they are fighting for our freedom have you just smiled when you seen them walking by have you shown a soldier kindness i have told a soldier thank you more then a dozen times i am proud to have them fighting for us i am proud to say that because of them we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave saying thank you is just a small thing you can do they really love to hear it yet not many people do too many people bash them and hurt them in many ways they are just doing their jobs but yet for some reason they are "to blame" i don't understand why people say mean things to hurt them everyday they are just like you and me only difference is they fight for your freedom thats one thing that will never change so think about what you just read and i don't care if any of it stays in your head just tell a soldier thank you for all that they do

Got An Owie!
Well last week was a pretty bad week for me. I had a continuous gallbladder attack that is still going on. Went to the ER on Tuesday and the pain meds that they gave me didn't even faze me (they usually do the trick). On Thursday I went in for the diagnostic test to see if my gallbladder was working like it should. On 8:00 that night my Dr. called and said that she is referring me to the surgeon to have it removed. Oh boy! My appointment with the surgeon is on Tuesday and even though I hate surgery, I hate living in constant pain and having to take pills just to function. I will update my blog with my surgery date. Thank goodness for having such great bosses! They are so understanding and with this new job I have fantastic insurance. Well TTFN!

I Don't Like You
you don't know me yet you act as you do you think your all that you think i want you well then you don't really know me do you? i don't want you i got what i want i am a the property of an American Soldier and i am soon to be married he is my life where you are not i am not yours so don't act like i am i don't want to be mean really i don't but don't tell me you love me don't act like its my fault i never did nothing to make you fall for me i only sat and listened as you talked i am not yours i will never be just go away i don't want to be mean please just oh please go away

Mistakes
Don't ya just hate f*cking up. I mean seriously, yuou only have one chance to make a first impression, and if it doesn't go as planned, well you might as well throw in the towel. I mean I'm an old fart, and the one thing I learned in life is this, people are quick to point out what you did wrong rather then what you did right. Even if your rights far outweigh your wrongs. Stupid but true. Just like that old saying, it takes a life time to build trust and a minute to break it down. Stoopid mistakes

I Love Ya George...thanks For The Years Of Laughter
i know it may be fracked up but George Carlin has been the only person in my life to make me laugh no matter what was going on. RIP Georgey Boy Thanks for the years of Laughter

Reason #20
Because you still love me, even though I have a kok. ->Darth Goat...: Again? Fuck, I've been waiting for it... you never do it. Darth Goat...: dont make me sodomize you again ->Darth Goat...: LMAO... only cuz you are one. Darth Goat...: hah, THIS status...is kewl

The Listener
i try to be nice i try to not yell i try to be a good friend i try to help everyone out if i can i have a kind heart i am a good person or so i have been told yet there are times when i want to say fuck it all i don't want to be nice i am tried of getting shoved around i want to just be mean to everyone i come across i don't want to be so nice i tend to get hurt i don't like to get hurt i am just tired of being the nice girl that everyone takes for granted i have my own needs i have my own fears i don't know what to do all the time but it doesn't matter i can't change who i am i am the listener the one who helps everyone even i can't help myself sometimes

Cleaning House - Again
Now It's not because I dont like you ! It's because you dont have a Salute! Yes its time to clean House again. Yea the Fat man Jokers Wild aka Uncle Fester noticed some Bag Heads and decided to take em out and while I am at it I will be taking out No Salutes, Point Whores and FUBAR Beggers. Saluted Members - I will only add saluted members to my profile that are not FUBAR Beggers or Point Whores, The first I see about Buy me a blast or NSFW for Rates etc. Your History. Non Saluted - Dont even bother Liars, Theives, Stupid and fakes dont even come near me I will expose you for what you are. Any Doubts just try me and make the sh*t list Jokers Wild / Uncle Fester "Taking on stupid "One Turd At A Time"

Firsts And Lasts
EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS: FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Steven. I miss that kid like whoa! FIRST SCHOOL: Olde Providence Elementary FIRST CELL PHONE: When I started driving. It was a Motorola Talkabout FIRST FUNERAL: I think it was my great grandmothe FIRST PET: Patches the guinea pig FIRST BIG TRIP: I guess going to Disney and Savannah, GA in 2006 FIRST FIGHT: um I fight with my mom all the time FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Joey McIntire FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: A few weeks ago. We went to Cancun FIRST JOB: Target FIRST FUBAR FRIEND: I guess babyjesus (Mike) EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS: LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: My mom LAST CAR RIDE: out to the mall in Durham, this weekend LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: a few days ago LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Just Friends LAST FOOD YOU ATE: pizza bite thingies LAST ITEM BOUGHT: something for my macbook LAST SHIRT WORN: this white one from school LAST PHONE CALL: my mom called a little bit ago LAST TEXT MESSAGE: something pervy from Alan LAS

Into The Wild
Profound movie. Really at a loss for words about this one. I had seen the occasional trailer here and there for it when it was at the theater and when it was released on DVD. On a whim I got the soundtrack and started listening to it before watching the movie. What a great soundtrack. Some people have voices that you can just listen to all day long. Two people that I enjoy their voices a lot are Eddie Vedder and Tom Waits (very extreme differences, I know). Something about their voices is soothing to me. A couple of days later I got around to watching the movie. Wow. Just wow. Started looking things up on the internet the next day to find out more information. I really enjoy movies that get you to think about things and can prompt one to look for more answers and form more questions. I wouldn't call it a touching movie as it is more hard hitting, at least for me.

George Carlin
TODAY WE LOST ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED "FUNNYMEN" OF OUR GENERATION. FROM THE "HIPPY DIPPY" WEATHERMAN, TO THE THOUSANDS OF STAND UP ROUTINES, HE WAS THE BEST AT WHAT HE DID! I PERSONALLY MET MR. CARLIN IN THE LATE 80'S. HE WAS A DOWN TO EARTH AND GENEROUS MAN. LET'S ALL HAVE A DRINK FOR GEORGE! HE'LL BE MISSED.

My Pimp Name
Do It!!!! Pimp Name Generator Some of mine: Fine Ass Amy Quick Sugartastic Amy Love Devious Honey Amy Rock Bishop Don Amy Dogg Sticky Fingers Amy Smooth haha. I'm such a dork. I want to see what you guys get with your names.

Updated Friendship Circle List
Meet the Friendship Circle HoakieGirl--Founder jus'me--Co Founder Micki-blue-eyes--Co Founder Meet the members ~red wing hunny~ Sweet Mafia Princess Deana "D" Liz SilverPixi RescueDiva Daisy OutLawLoader BestBikerMom AngelKis

Carnival
Carnival As in a house of mirrors- One moment pretty, But turn around And the next is ghastly. I trust in love With visions of the future, But dreams get whisked away And I am left unsure. The maze is laid out To tip-toe through; Unsure steps On the path of you. Ridiculing laughter Echoes through the brain; Jabs masked in smiles- It seems you can't refrain. Up one moment And down the next; Twist and turn- What to expect? Hesitantly play along, But nothing is as it seems In the carnival of love- And the joke is on me. Copyright 2008 Missy Harrell

Poems
Sugar In The Sea © By Samantha Newark And they too were lifted up As the promise always said And the labels that belonged Are laid to rest and gone And what happened in the glistening Was the gentle sweet relief Now brilliant tiny stars On the gentle midnight reef And thoughts and remembrances Like fire all a glow Now imprints for our hearts to hold Of them that had to go No solitude or singleness No searching for the calm No tears and labors emptiness No hatred to disarm Desire and all restlessness Now sugar in the sea And so, my friend, we wait behind Till we can be so free ----------------------------------- Hold me close © By Joanna L. Bassett Hold me close and don’t let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don’t let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender an

Quotes
Words of wisdom about poetry from some of the most famous poets who ever lived. ================================================== "Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words." Poetry Quote by Robert Frost Famous American Poet (1874-1963) -------------------------------------------------- "Poetry is what gets lost in translation." Poetry Quote by Robert Frost Famous American Poet (1874-1963) -------------------------------------------------- "A poem should not mean but be." Poetry Quote by Archibald MacLeish American Poet (1892-1982) -------------------------------------------------- "The true philosopher and the true poet are one, and a beauty, which is truth, and a truth, which is beauty, is the aim of both." Peotry Quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet (1803-1882) -------------------------------------------------- "Poets are masters of us ordinary men, in knowledge of the mind, because

Best Eyes Contest!!!
please please come rate my photo and bomb dis bitch with comments!!!! pleeeeaaase!?? http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=342244&albumid=1076853&i=2074302991 go to this link and help me out please!??

Random Survey
9 lasts 1. cigarette: never 2. beverage: wild cherry diet pepsi 3. kiss: i can't think back that far 4. hug: my mom 5. movie seen: I watched Just Friends on comedy central last night 6. cd played: haha. CD? what's that? 7. song listened to: Closer by Ne-Yo 8. bubble bath: a longggg time ago 9. time you cried: a few days ago 8 have you evers 1. dated one of your best friends: no 2. skinny dipped: more like chunky dunked. and no. 3. kissed somebody and regretted it: not really. but i sure didn't like it. 4. fallen in love: never 5. lost someone you loved: yes. :( 6. been depressed: ha, yes. 7. been drunk and threw up: hahaha. yes... 8. ran away: a few times. 7 states you've been to: NC SC GA FL VA WV MD 6 things you've done today 1. Got out of bed 2. talked to my mom on the phone 3. got a text message at 6:40am. GRR. 5. got on fubar 6. ate some pizza thingies 5 favorite things in no order 1. holding hands 2. dancing 3. shoes 4. music

The Trial By Paul Of Tarsus
“Now when Festus was come into the province, after three days he ascended from Caesarea to Jerusalem.” How high up handling the legality of Paul’s house arrest was on the list of matters left by the previous procurator Felix’s administration when Festus was appointed to that office in A.D. 59 we may never know, but after two years one can imagine there was pressure for him to do something. So Festus traveled to Jerusalem, doubtless with other official business since the text of the twenty-fifth chapter of Acts says he was there for ten days, and the high priest along with the chief of the Jews, we’re told in verse two, wanted to have Paul extradited to Jerusalem, the place where the riot he’s accused of instigating three years before took place. Verse three says the Jewish leadership was urging Festus to return Paul to Jerusalem, a destination they never planned for him to reach, having colluded with certain others according to chapter twenty-three to kill him for his preaching

Fubar
I can understand why i don't know my way around fubar. because half the shit you have to pay USD for. What the fuck is that? if i wanted to pay to have a blast or a blog, i'll go to friggin Yahoo 360 instead of paying online sites. with gas prices the way it is, there's no need to be stupid and spend money on these sites.

Can You Have Sexual Feelings For Someone & Still Call It
Can you have romantic feelings or sexual feelings for someone you consider a "friend" & still consciously call that person a "friend"? First things first; MEN & WOMEN seem to define the word "friend" very differently. Guys normally seem to have their inner circle & their outer circle of friends but women seem to have a hierarchey for friendship. The term "friend" is used rather loosely, & dare I say it, irresponsibly by alot of men & women. Everyone uses & applies that word differently but we keep the same connection to the word even when we don't know what it means to others. So I ask all of you, as I assume you are ALL smarter than I am, can you have romantic/sexual feelings for someone & still call that person a friend or does it become something more at that point? Are you wondering if this is about me? Indulge me will ya.

Weekend Recap....dj'ing & Saving Lives-double Duty
Well my Saturday started off enjoyable, ya know DJ'ing at a picnic in the park, being outside enjoying the weather. So my husband and I were in St. Charles and the park we were at was next to The Fox River. Now since all of the rain recently and flooding everywhere the river was still higher than it should have been, we saw a kid was wading along the river and I happened to look over and I go OMG, my husband looked up and we saw this 7 year old boy wading into the water, I knew something was gonna happen. This lady started walking over we thought to holler at the kid to tell him to get out, but he walked a little further, and so she stepped into the water and it wasn't until she stepped into the water we noticed she had a 4 month old baby on her shoulder and I started yelling, my husband was already running towards the water and the lady took two steps into the water, the kid went under the water she went under the water and the baby went under the water. My husband reached int

Men/women
Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men...... *It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. *Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. *A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating." *They don't get tired after the first time. *You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm. *Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace the batteries when it tires. *Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!! *You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! *Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!! *We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever you want without being called a slut. *Position is your choice, not his. *You don't have to suck it. *It always is hard. *It doesn't leave a mess behind. *You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. *It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. *It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. *You

Bling Packs
I Am Completely In Love With Bling Packs Like OMG Completely So Here Is What Im Offering For A 12 Credit Bling Pack 400K Fubucks-200 Stash Ratings And 100 Photo Ratings For A 25 Credit Bling Pack 550K Fubucks- 400 Stash Ratings-250 Photo Ratings All Blog's Rated-SFW Salute For A 70 Credit Bling Pack 850K Fubucks- 900 Stash Ratings-500 Photo Ratings-All Blogs Rated-Pimp Out Bully-Pic Made By Me-NSFW Salute

Omega Bombers
INTRODUCINGOMEGA BOMBERSWE ARE A NEW BOMBING FAMILY HERE ON THE FU AND WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY, PLEASE VISIT OUR HOMEPAGEOmega Bombers@ fubarBE SURE TO READ THE ENTIRE PAGE AND READ OUR RULES BEFORE SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU INSIDE SOON!!HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!KING DOMINO - FOUNDERMS TAZ - CO FOUNDEROMEGA BOMBERSIf you are not serious about bombing and helping others...PLEASE DO NOT APPLY WITHIN..Thank you!! (repost of original by 'Omega Bombers' on '2008-06-23 09:17:32')

For Brneyedbrotha
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Victory
Dear mark, I am delighted to share with you some very exciting news about a giant victory for Sierra Club and the Giant Sequoia National Monument. Just a week ago we saw the end to the Sierra Club’s three year long battle with the timber industry, preventing them - once and for all - from logging in the Giant Sequoia National Monument. The win came at the 11th hour, as the Sierra Club legal team prepared to appear in the Ninth Circuit court to argue the last case standing, a last-ditch appeal by the timber industry, regarding commercial logging in the Monument. But on the eve of the hearing, they abandoned and withdrew their appeal - putting the final nail in the coffin of this very drawn out case - and putting an end to the pillage of these iconic trees. This was a major victory for the Sierra Club - and it would not have been possible without the support of our committed Members and Supporters. Thank you. Beginning in 1901, when John Muir lobbied for the expansion of

A Prelude
So ladies and gents.. I'd like to welcome you to this window of opportunity for myself. As few of you may know I will be leaving within the next 4 days to begin my new extraordinary yet temporary alternative lifestyle. For two weeks I shall be exploring the Southern and Midwestern states. And I'd like to be able to share my many experiences with you all. Also this would be a great opportunity to run into a few of my favorite Fu's since normally distance would be a factor to us not seeing each other. Wish me luck... Life starts in 4!

The List Gets Bigger And Bigger!!
THESE AWESOME PEEPS HAVE BEEN BOMBING AND REPOSTING AND PIMPINf ME OUT TRYING TO HELP ME WIN THIS 30 DAY BLAST! I NEED A TOTAL OF 22550 COMMENTS. NO TIME LIMIT AND BOMBING IS ENCOURAGED!!! SO JOIN THE CROWD. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??sweet and sassy@ fubar GR8COWGIRL@ fubar Simply Me@ fubar Meowzette@ fubar ™hottiemomonwheels™Member of Fubar's Finest Melons™@ fubar JUST CLICK THE PIC AND HELP OUT THIS CONTEST PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY **Angelic*Darkness**@ fubar (repost of original by '**Angelic*Darkness**' on '2008-05-25 11:46 With A Little Help From My Fri lyrics - Joe Cocker lyrics

Tag You're It
Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people, listing their name. Don't forget to leave a comment with them, that says "you're it". You cant tag the person that tagged you. 1.my favorite color is pink 2.i wash my hands a lot 3.i love shoes 4.i hate snot 5.i like jagermeister 6.i shave my legs everyday 7.i am an asshole 8.i am brutally honest 9.i have very few friends b/c i'm an asshole 10.no matter where i go i make a plan to get out if something happens

40 Signs That U Watch 2 Much Wrestling ! !
1.) You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle. 2.) You purposely blade yourself while shaving. 3.) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed "Honky Tonk Man" 4.) You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction. 5.) You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously. 6.) You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim Jim. 7.) You won't come out of your room until your parent's play your theme on the stereo. 8.) You Leapfrog over people while playing football, then turn around, and clothesline them. 9.) Every time you go to church you wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin. 10.) Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,

My New Ride Lol
I Hooked Up A Sony Radio On A Medical motorized scooter i fixed up lol, with two bose cube speakers :P, Dats My New Ride :P lmfao, and it goes about 5 miles per hour lol, i will try to take a pic :P

Mabz
My laugh for the day. You know where to start. ->mabz: Ok mabz: forget it ->mabz: How am I fucking around with you by having my location say Denmark? mabz: thn why r u fuckin around with me ? ->mabz: You're right. My profile does say I'm from Denmark. mabz: thts wht u r profile says ->mabz: No mabz: wow u r frm denmark Everyone else should go and confuse him too. It seems pretty easy. mabz@ fubar

Mail From Someone I Met Told Me She Passed
I am saddend and I am confused. The mail that I recieved said she Passed away In June. I new she was sick, and needed surgery. LIL ME Was the first friend I met when I joined Cherry Tap. She was the first friend I made after my mother passed away. I hurt just as badly at melissa's passing as I did for my mother. And I don't know how to express my sadness so everyone Knows.

Self Discovery
Thank YouEyes Of Delight*ღ11∞**Råveñ §åpphire ♥ ∑mi§§ar¥ Öf Ligh†**∞11ღ * Date: Jun 23, 2008 3:56 AMThe Light of ConsciousnessThe one "I am" at the heart of all creation,Thou art the light of life.Shvetashvatara Upanishad My studies in experimental psychology had taught me much about neurophysiology, memory, behavior, and perception. Yet, despite all that I was learning about brain function, I was no closer to understanding the nature of consciousness itself. The East, however, appeared to have a lot to say about the subject, and so did many mystics, from around the world. For thousands of years such seekers had focused on the inner realm of the mind, exploring its subtler aspects through direct personal experience.Believing that such approaches might offer insights unavailable to Western science, I began delving into ancient texts such as The Upanishads, The Tibetan Book of the Great Liberation, The Cloud of Unknowing, and contemporary writers such

Need 15,000 Comments And Rates
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Poem #2 By: Mari
The blue dress Peering through the window Exquisite simple gentle grace Its charm quiet reaches to her A blue dress A Rich tint, the first blush of night Dark and rich and deep Strong delicate silk Chiffon gossamer petals With her jeans she sheds ordinary The cocoon has split The mirror is transformed In the silken rustle The bodice fabric fingers trace Each soft curve A dreamy smile painted In the fabric eddy around her legs The jolting glare of fluorescents Mutes to softer candle light Sweet strains of music Drowns out the din of other shoppers Her feet move very slowly His arms gently about her And the waltz begins In that little cube another place Back home to everyday Rich scent of savory The footsteps so familiar Her heart skips He smiles at her In his eyes another dance Magic And that blue dress ......Mari R/F/A her she's a great person: http://fubar.com/user/1941212

Request For Prayers...
here we go again..... my aunt was rushed to a hospital in Sioux City yesterday with extreme back pain and pain in the arms.... apparently she had a heart attack. This morning they went up thru the main artery to check out her heart and it turns out that she has severe blockage, and not the kind that can be fixed with the stints that my uncle Denny had put in last year. They say she needs a quad- bypass surgery .... for those of you who remember, my uncle Jim has a 5-bypass just a few years back... and he is now passed on- which was devastating to me. This... is .... well she is my second mom. I'm praying to ask God to hold her and give her strength thru all this.... those open heart surgeries are ....ugh. very painful and very invassive. Not to mention your entire lifestyle has to change after. My aunt, like much of my family, is a smoker. One thing she is going to have to give up now, no matter how much she enjoys it. This is the third surgery in a year for her..... she had galbla

Omfg He Is Nasty
This morning i got on my computer to find this asshat in my shoutbox saying "if u have yahoo messenger i'll tie up my nuts and wack em w/ a wrench on cam for u, joe_pop2000 is my sn". Now WTF!!! Here is a screenshot of his page and my shoutbox to show u all Here is his link block this guy b4 he sends u this same message bclubdave@ fubar

Tagged!!!!
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? perfect 5. Your father? recovering 6. Your favorite thing?daughter 7. Your dream last night? bad 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? degree 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? most 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? ps3 18. Where you grew up? Colorado 19. The last thing you did? laundry 20. What are you wearing? shorts 21. TV? large 22. Your pets? annoying 23. Your computer? new 24. Your life? lonely 25. Your mood? good

Show My New Owners Some Love & Help Them Level!!!
I would like to introduce you to my new owners. They are both great guys and wonderful owners. I couldn't ask for anyone better. Please click on their pictures to go to their pages and He is 260k to Insider, Lets see how much we can help him out!

A Poem By A Very Dear Friend.
Here is a poem by a very dear friend of mine and I just wanted to to share it with everyone. It goes as follows: In love there is a gentle dawn Alight with warmth and care If we’ve luck it lasts through time And holds us, ever gentle, there Dark can steal that tenderness Grimly mantled stark despair We shiver in the bitter night Whisper soft a gentle prayer Armed with the gifts of fate and time And life’s most gentle rhymes Quietly we wait and pray To get us through that lonely time When our hearts are brave Enduring patiently the night We find that sweet love anew Dawn’s gift again warmest light .....Mari R/F/A her she's new hear and a great person: http://fubar.com/user/1941212

If Tomorrow Never Comes
If tomorrow never comes You will never ever see me If tomorrow never comes You will never hear my voice If tomorrow never comes You will miss me for a thousand years If tomorrow never comes You will never change my mind that you’re awesome If tomorrow never comes You will never say anything to me anymore If tomorrow never comes You will never say that you love me And If tomorrow never comes I will never know how much you love me

What The Hell???
HELLO FELLOW FUBARIANS!!! I am very new to Fubar... Im still confused a bit, but catching on to things... any suggestions or advice on how to get things together alittle quicker??? I really want to NOT look like a complete idiot on here... I have successfully bought someone a drink and accepted friend requests... now all I have to do is learn everything else!!! So, let me know whats up around this place... Thanks a bundle!!! Dannielle

My Girls
Please Dont.mp3 - I lost My Babe Sunday Morning Her papers said she was Wittz Radar Love We Just called her Babe xxx "Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the

Casting Call
Hey to all my friends and people living in the Chicago area. As you may know I am a photographer and I am offering a photo shoot for free. I am just looking to build my portfolio, so if you think you have what it takes to get some professional pics done of yourself leave me a message here or at www.myspace.com/2515rockwell

Tonight Is The Night!!!
Iele (SANZIENE) From WIKIPEDIA the free encyclopedia In Romanian mythology, the Iele are feminine mythical creatures. Clear characteristic are hard to be attributed. Most of the times they are described as virgin fairies (zane in Romanian), with great seduction power over men, with magic skills, attributes similar to the Ancient Greek Nymphs, Naiads, Dryads, etc. The Iele live in the sky, in the forests, in caves, on isolated mountain cliffs, in marshes, often bathing in the springs, or at crossroads. From this point of view, the Iele are similar with the Ancient Greek Hecate, a three headed goddess of Thracian origin, which guards the crossroads. They mostly appear at night, under the moonlight, as dancing Horas, in seclusive areas like glades, the tops of certain trees (maples, walnut trees), ponds, river sides, crossroads or abandoned fireplaces, dancing naked, with their breast almost covered by their disheveled hair, with bells to their ankles, and carrying candles. In almo

The Cab Ride
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. One time I arrived in the middle of the night for a pick up at a building that was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute," answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was cove

Screamers
COME ROCK OUT IN THE NEWEST AND HOTTEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR, "SCREAMERS" AWAITS YOUR ARRIVAL ~THE HOTTEST WOMEN~ ~THE COLDEST DRINKS~ ~GREAT MUSIC~ ~GREAT FRIENDS~ ~MAKE IT YOUR LOUNGE~ LOOKING FOR A JOB IN A LOUNGE WELL COME ON OVER TO ~ SCREAMERS~ AND MEET SOME COOL PEOPLE AND GREAT FRIENDS WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HELP, YOU MAY BE WHAT WE'RE IN NEED OF... GET YOUR BOOTIES IN HERE, WE'RE JAMMIN INSIDE!!! CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENTER

Guess What?!?!
I have a date tonight!! And I have no idea what to wear. We're going to a neighborhood place we both like. It's .25 cent wing night. And I'm introducing him to fried pickles. UGH!! I have no idea what to wear. I want to look cute, but not be too dressy. It's just a bar with good wings. So now I'm going to dig through my closet for hours and change my mind about 20 times. Oh and I have to wash my hair and make it all pretty too. It's been way too long since I've been on a date. :( I'm such a loser. lol

Good Bye George
He is gone but never forgotten for his great humor and blunt of not funny comments. Here is a quick BIO of his life... good-bye george!! May 12,1937- June 22,2008 Along with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin was one of the most influential, respected and controversial stand-up comics of the late 20th century. His humor was built on the vagaries of human behavior – the truth behind words and phrases, the quandaries presented in everyday life, and the hypocrisies of authority – which was unleashed on audiences in a stream-of-consciousness delivery that was equal parts profanity and profundity. Carlin sowed his seeds of free thought through over 20 albums and a record 14 specials for the HBO network, as well as five best-selling books and countless live performances in Las Vegas and around the United States. And over the course of a 50-year career in comedy, he helped re-define the notion of the stand-up, as well as broaden and question the boundaries of free speech i

Why My Colon Almost Fell Out
On June the 4th I had surgery on my lady parts, it was a laparoscopic surgery, that's where they put gas in your body to move your organs, and then they go in with long needle like tools and cameras. Well during this surgery the doctor perforated my colon which caused me to get an abscess (pocket of infection) which in turn caused my colon to become inflamed. When I got home from the surgery I was feeling groggy still from the anesthesia so I did not notice anything at that point. Once the anesthesia wore off I felt a tremendous pain in my right side. I started to freak out I was telling my mother and sister something was not right, they just figured it was normal pain from after the surgery and gave me pain pills. I was bent over the kitchen table just walking my feet back and forth like a cat kneading telling them over and over something was seriously wrong. A few days after the surgery I developed a high fever of 101 or 102, so I called the doctor and he told me

Hospital Bed Day 4
They moved my room now i am in with a very large, smelly, loud woman who snores.my iv stopped working an hour ago and they have yet to fix it so i am sitting here in extreme pain. i think i may have to start taking #'s and start kicking some ass up in this place. i am body out of what is left of my mind, and i feel more lonely now that i am in a room with someone. the swelling and the hives are starting to go away from yesterday allergic reaction. i should put up pics from that, i looked damn sexy

Sitting In A Hospital Bed
well i have a slightly better idea of what's going on, that is until another dr. comes in and tells me something different. what seems to be the problem is my colin is inflamed. they don't know what is causing it, it could be a small hole, perhaps several holes, or it could be abcessed. they are treating me with iv antibiotics and very strong pain meds through iv. they are doing their best not to give me surgery. the doctor said that if i do need surgery its gonna be pretty major, they can't do it as a laproscopy they will have to completely open me up. it seems as tho i'll be here a few more days anyhow and as the dr. put it i am "not out of the woods, as far as surgery goes". its really boring here, all i have is tv and my phone. i was actually pleased to have a visit from my step mother.

Surgery Update
I went to the dr. for all my results the other day. Yes I do have endometriosis and there is some scaring on my uterus as a result of this. I also have a slight infection from the surgery but that is clearing up, I have been taking the meds they gave me and I am feeling a big better. I don't have to wait a month to swim; those nurses were indeed liars, just like I said they were! The doctor wants to wait to see if the zapping of the endometriosis helps relieve my symptoms before we get into anything more invasive. He wants to see me in a month, and see how my period is. If I am still having the same problems we will look into treatment options, the most likely being hormones and I don't really want that at this young of an age. But really it's a wait and see kind of game. Oh and here is list of things they found in my vagina, a sock, wrist watch (silver tone), a license plate (Michigan State), an albatross, four leaf clover, a ladle, and the Dead Sea scrolls. The doctor said he w

$400 A Night
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. "Just where the heck do you think you're going!", said the man. "I'm going to Las Vegas", said the wife, "I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!" The man said, "Wait a minute!", and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. "Where the heck are you going?", said the wife. The man said, "I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!"

One Word
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? cofusing 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? working 5. Your father? dick 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? trashcan 9. Your dream/goal? cars 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? content 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? happy 16. Muffins? none 17. One of your wish list items? cars 18. Where you grew up? u.s.a 19. The last thing you did? sleep 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? fish 23. Your computer? Hp 24. Your life? uneventful 25. Your mood? empty 26. Missing som

Tag, You're It!
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? nonexistent 3. Your hair? Dark 4. Your mother? nosey 5. Your father? Amazing 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? Mojito 9. Your dream/goal? Contentment 10. The room you're in? cubicle 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? easy 16. Muffins? bran 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? Washington 19. The last thing you did? work 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? Hp 24. Your life? uneventful 25. Your mood? empty 26.

Now Recruiting - Please Read
INTRODUCINGOMEGA BOMBERSWE ARE A NEW BOMBING FAMILY HERE ON THE FU AND WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY, PLEASE VISIT OUR HOMEPAGEOmega Bombers@ fubarBE SURE TO READ THE ENTIRE PAGE AND READ OUR RULES BEFORE SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU INSIDE SOON!!HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!KING DOMINO - FOUNDERMS TAZ - CO FOUNDEROMEGA BOMBERSIf you are not serious about bombing and helping others...PLEASE DO NOT APPLY WITHIN..Thank you!! (repost of original by 'Omega Bombers' on '2008-06-23 09:17:32')

Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? nonurs 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? retired 5. Your father? retired 6. Your favorite thing? sleeping 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? pop 9. Your dream/goal? successful 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? unsure 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? berries 17. One of your wish list items? zr-1 18. Where you grew up? Michigan 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? plasma 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? dell 24. Your life? content 25. Your mood? good 26.

Force-3 -bombers
DONT NOT ENTER !!!!!!!! CONTEST THAT THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE GIVE......... WHITEKNIGHT BLONDIE DUE TO WE WAS TREATED UNFAIR IN HELPIN IN A PERVIOUS CONTEST.... WE WANT TO ENTER CONTEST WE KNOW WE CAN WIN AN WITH OUT ANY PROBLEMS.... any contest hosted by bule whore... babygirl was winnin he let the other ppl in the contest cry to him like babies because she was winning..an he asked her to leave the contest....this is bull HOT MARINA---DID NOT PAY S@RGON AND LADY CHARITY..

Lmmfao
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Haha Political Correctness Haha
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS." And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7.She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8.She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUAL

3 Months And 1week
I havent been on in a while due to some shit going on in my life. But all that seems to be getting better at the moment. I go to the doctor again on Friday and we're gonna try to find out what we're havin then. If we can't find out on Friday then I will know sometime next month. The morning sickness is gone now for the most part. However, it seems like it has been replaced by constant heatburn at the worst possible degree.lol. I already have to pee like every 10 min..lol.. Ok, maybe it's not every 10 min but you get the idea. I still think that there is more than one child cause I shouldnt be having to pee that much already. Anyway, I will update this again this weekend if I get a chance and let ya know how the doctors appointment went.

Monday 06-23-08 (live & Learn)
Monday, June 23, 2008 appy new week to you & yours I hope you're ready to get your week started and are full of promise as I am this Monday. I've always enjoy the beginning of the week or the excitement with the start of something new. So happens this starts a new era of sorts for me, so it's even has more mystic than normal - with the unknown and untested I've got ahead of me getting back on the horse, Starting back to work. ew Beginnings have always been a time I reflect back - even more so - with me starting BACK to work at an old place of employment. I think its human nature to reflect back before moving forward ... I mean we look to try to feel comfortable in an unfamiliar place or while doing something new - by remembering some Experience from our past.

My Pussy Needs Love!! Help Please!!
Hey friends!! My kitties are in a "Pimp your Pet" contest!! Please, if you have a little time, could ya go rate and maybe leave a couple 3 or 400 comments?? LOL I would love you big time!! Anyone that drops 100 or more comments I will give 5,000 fubucks!! If you don't want to comment, then could you at least rate the pic?? Just click here: Thank you soooo much!!! And don't forget to F/A/R/ the host!! He RAWKS!! cutterbum~Shadow Leveler~ Owned by BooBoo and Phoenix!@ fubar Thanks again!! ~Silver Diamond~@ fubar Please repost!!!!

Tag Your It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? BED 2. Your significant other? WHATEVER 3. Your hair? BLACK 4. Your mother? OKLAHOMA 5. Your father? HERE 6. Your favorite thing? HAPPINESS 7. Your dream last night? STUPID 8. Your favorite drink? Water 9. Your dream/goal? HOUSE 10. The room you're in? BEDROOM 11. Music? YES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? ELSEWHERE 14. Where were you last night? BED 15. What you're not? RICH 16. Muffins? YUM 17. One of your wish list items? LOVE 18. Where you grew up? OKLAHOMA 19. The last thing you did? SHOWER 20. What are you wearing? CLOTHES 21. TV? SOMETIMES 22. Your pets? LOTS 23. Your computer? YUP 24. Your life? IMPROVING 25. Your mood? *HUGS*

Night
Night has spread its wings across the land, Like a blackbird sweeping through the sky. Walking with the darkness hand in hand, I can't see, no matter how I try Branches brush against my skin like claws, Broken tree stumps try to make me fall In this dark the danger quietly grows, But I have to move towards the call. As the time goes by, my eyes adjust. Slowly, shadows starting to appear. In my sense of vision now I trust, I can tell the edge of the ravine is near. Walls of trees are now becoming sparse, Moonlight now can reach the ground. Lonely disc among a myriad of stars, Lunar face is sickly pale and round There is not a living soul around Clearing is lit up by lunar glow With my feet securely on the ground, I look down into abyss below. There is no end and there's no beginning That's the place from which I heard that call And there's no way for a human being To be able to survive this fall With my eyes shut tight and mind wide open I

Toshiba Unveils Laptop With Cell-derived Chip
Martyn Williams, IDG News Service Monday, June 23, 2008 12:20 AM PDT The first laptops to make use of the SpursEngine, a multimedia co-processor derived from the Cell chip that powers the PlayStation 3, will go on sale in Japan in July. Toshiba will launch its Qosmio G50 and F40 machines with the chip, which contains four of the "Synergistic Processing Elements" from the Cell Broadband Engine processor. The Cell chip used in the PlayStation 3 has eight of the SPE cores plus a Power PC main processor. The SPE cores perform the heavy number-crunching that makes the console's graphics so stunning. The SpursEngine SE1000 will work in much the same way in the laptops. The operating system will run on an Intel Core 2 Duo chip and the SpursEngine will be called on to handle processor-intensive tasks, such as processing of high-definition video. This arrangement means the laptop should be capable of some tricks that haven't been seen on machines until now. Among them, Toshiba

Dairy
Pick a page, I'm like a book But don't ever read out loud Read it all, take a good look But don't ever make a sound Because for so long now, I've kept it all inside but with you I can not hide You can look into these eyes and see everything I've seen There's a map inside my mind to all the places I have been You won't loose your way You've got me as a guide Because with you I can not hide Chorus With you, I can wake up and feel, like my old self again I can wake up from dreams, which don't recall way back then When my diary, was fastened with a key for noone else but me But you can see, what nobody else can see... Like a story left untold Like a film without a happy end I was always on my own Always having to pretend and then you came along with you I could confide and you still stand by my side Chorus Bridge I couldn't find the words I couldn't find them to explain some things are hard to say but even harder to remain and I don't know what I

Flashbacks Vs Night Terrors
last night i couldnt sleep i stayed up all fucking night thinking about today. i slept a little but no real rest was had. i was sitting on the couch trying to fall asleep and i had this flashback i was frozen i couldnt move or say anything i was stuck remember this bullshit like it was happening all over again. when i snapped out of it i ran to the bathroom and cried i fucking hate memories and dreaming and all of these stupid things.dreaming and daydreaming and flashbacks all used to be so much fun to me it was my time to escap4e all the crap going on but now it just is there all the time and its not fun anymore

Emily
Stay away, stay away from me Don't wanna end up like Emily Opened my eyes and she made me see What kind of life there was ahead of me At first I thought that she was telling lies But then the lies they seemed to multiply Told me you loved me, say you loved her too I've come to tell you that I'm Through with you Chorus I'm through with your games I'm through with your lies I'm through with you making out I'm the light, th light of your life That's what you said to her and you left her feeling used and confused No I won't be, I won't be, another Emily No No Not me I've heard it all, I've heard it all before There's nothing else that you can say to me I know that there's two sides to every story But i've picked mine so get away from me and you can make out that she's telling lies but I don't care you're just waiting your time I feel sorry for who you do next But I'm not settling for second best Chorus Bridge So pack up your things and leave No I won't tell

Undone
Sometimes the hardest words to say can make or break a heart Sometimes the smallest thin will tell you if you'll ever part Don't need some flashing light or neon sign to read your mind They say that truth like this is hard to find Chorus I, never knew what trust felt like I never knew what love felt like I, never thought that this could be I, don't fall in love that easily It takes a lot for me to open up to anyone It takes some time before I do, I usualy up and run But in my night, your sun is rising up into my sky I never falter, try to reason why Chorus Bridge It's such a cliche, that we ended up this way Boy meets a girl and girl falls in love and I'm the one who's usually cynical I'm the one who knows it all But i never knew that I I would come undone for you!

L;ast To Klnow Lyrics From A New Singer
If there's a reason, that you're leavin' won't you tell me why So many questions, left unanswered You keep them all inside when im with you, when you're near me You feel so far away You wanna hold me, you need to tell me, but there's nothing you can say Chorus I was the last to know, the only one who couldn't see I was the last to know How much you wanted to be with me If only I had known That I was tearing you apart If only you had known I would have given you my heart Too scared to let you know How much I need you I need you here to stay and if you're feeling, the way I'm feeling then I wish that you would say It's such a waste of time, to have to say goodbye if we both feel the same if we nver say what we are feeling then we have ourselves to blame

My Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooot! Ty Devilgirl & Sonny!
Have you seen who's Birthday is today? Well it is Black Dahlia's Birthday! Stop in and show her some love. Make her a Salute,Rate her, Add her, and send her some birthday bling. She is a sweet and beautiful girl! I know you cant resist her, I cant. She is also having an Auction so while you are loving her up stop in and bid on some people. ×ßLÂ©K×ÐÃHLÏÄ×@ fubar A Birthday beauty brought to you by: DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper@ fubar and ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper' on '2008-06-23 04:31:59') (repost of original by '

This Is Just One Of Many Silly Things I Have Written Hahahah
In The Eyes Of Death We Fall Madness Captures All Beneath The Shadows Lies The Beast In Thunder And Rain They'll Know Your Pain When Humans Go Insaine All The Sadness Will Turn To Hatred Of A Thousand Lost Lives

George Carlin
it was sad yesterday when i found out that one of my favorite comedians died. george had done many skits over the years like the dirty words one and he had a shitload to say about god and how it was bs. i know that he will never be forgotten because hes always going to live on through his skits and people memories of him. people are going to keep laughing for years because of him!

Help Him Get To Godfather Plz :)
Do y'all know mizotte59? If not, you ought to. He is one of the sweetest, most helpful and amazing men on Fubar. There isn't anything he wouldn't do for his friends...you rate, he rates. Well he's been offline for three weeks due to personal reasons, but now he's back. He's getting close to Godfather, and he's done so much for me and for others that I want to get him there. So everyone please, whether you know him or not, stop by and luv on him until you can't do anymore. Rate him, fan him, add him, bling him--do whatever it takes. He deserves this so much! mizotte59 club fr@t1,743,000 to Godfather--let's help him out!

This Isnt Right
tell me something.. i moved to PA about 6 months ago from California. i just found out my dads really sick :( and am planning on moving back to help my stepmom(bitch of the world) she called me saturday and told me "we dont need you here..so dont bother coming home." its my real dad..so tell me.. IS THAT FAIR????

George Is Gone, But Will Be Remembered
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

The Last Letter I Will Write My Ex.
She sent me this video. attached to a letter i wrote her on the 1st of june. Assemblage 23 - Maps of Reality (Lyrics) This is the response i sent back to her. that was funny. the only thing i am guilty of is loving you. i had always taken the blame for you. if you think you won. yes you did. you defeated me. you broke me. even now i still stand up for you. i just want to start my life over again. the blame has always been on me. because i did what i could to try to save our marriage. I shouldn't have ever listened to Lydia and my dad. but you see where they are now. please don't ever contact me again. yes i do still have feelings for you and your daughters. but i want to live. i will keep my promise to them. that at least shows them i still love them. good bye Sabrina king. have a wonderful life. and that said, i know she is probably someone on my friends list. but i stand by who i am. but right now i want to start my life over again. i lived as a slave just to make her h

Help Out Jaysbaby Pretty Please :)
Please Help Jaysbaby she needs 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack. So go show her lots of love whether it be a rate or a few comments or a few hundred lol. Click the pic below to help :PThanks all Hugs

Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? imaginary 2. Your significant other?porn 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? flake 5. Your father? recovering 6. Your favorite thing? porn 7. Your dream last night? evil 8. Your favorite drink? bud 9. Your dream/goal? murdering 10. The room you're in? den 11. Music?country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dead 14. Where were you last night? shitter 15. What you're not? handsome 16. Muffins? ugh 17. One of your wish list items? ford 18. Where you grew up? dansville 19. The last thing you did? smoked 20. What are you wearing? clothing 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? kids 23. Your computer? dell 24. Your life? boring 25. Your mood? blah 26. Mis

Dying
She is dying her hair again. This time experimenting on herself.. Adding what she has left in her hair.. Red Pink Brown Black Bleach Blond What will it look like when she is done? She isnt nervous but bored...

Adult Talent Needed!!
Needing help from all my fubar freinds and viewers!! Really need anyone that has ever wanted to be part of the adult industry to contact me. These will be totally professional shoots parts done here and also in Cali. Benefits will include working in a professional environment, fair pay for your time, free 3 day trip to California, and 1 to 3 outfits to keep. Also the shoots that are done in Cali will include a top professional in the business, guiding you and giving on camera tips for your first scene. Contact me soon.. for an interview ..wanting to start shooting this summer.

New Auction! 30 Day Fu-marriage!
Cooter's Barowned by Rev. Cooter Each month, Cooter's Bar will be sponsoring auctions. We will have some great ones lined up for you each month to participate in. Our next auction which will begin on: Sunday, July 13, 2008 and will end at 11:59PM EST or 8:59PM Fu-Time Saturday, July 19, 2008 and this will be a 30 Day Fu-Marriage Auction! Thats right...for 30 days you will be fu-married to the winning bidder in this auction. Once won you must: 1. Put in your nickname that you are a fu-wife/fu-hubby to "whoever won you". 2. Give them as many 10's or 11's you can muster. 3. Give them a gift every day 4. Comment them every day 5. Anything else you wish to offer *And if you are offering more let Rev. Cooter know* If you wish to particpate in this auction please do the following: 1. Private message Rev. Cooter by Saturday, July 12, 2008 by 9PM EST or 6PM Fu-Time that you wish to be added to the auction block. 2. With your message, please submit a photo link so Rev. C

Hair Poem
I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astair got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? (Beard Poem) Here's my beard. Ain't it wierd? Don't be sceered, Just a beard.

Things To Make You Say Hmmm
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969! In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants! Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating! Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! One

Monday Failure...
Ice Cube - Check Yourself - Ice Cube ...ahh yes, about 40 more from the "Fail" series. New pics sure to bring the lolz. Some of this stuff is sure to bring a smile to your face, other people's "Failure."...click the pic below and it will take you to the album full of fail...best cure for the Monday blues... ...feel free to spread the word. Thanks to those who read, enjoy and rate as always. Hope everyone has a good a week as possible..lol. Peace.

Double Trouble Coming Your Way !!!! (repost)
My two best fu friends are burning down the house tonight ,they are hosting happy hours today back to back. So please save your 11's and stash rates to help them, Both awesome guys have helped so many people. Lets return the love they have shown us many times over. Bass Tracker is hosting the happy hour @ 2 he needs 296,096 to become a Fu-king lets make it happen 'BASSTRACKER~ FU-HUBBY TO PURPLESKY'@ fubar Beckrfc1 is hosting the happy hour @ 3 he needs 8 million to level so stop by his page to and rate his stash or pics to help him along his way.. ßËÇKRFÇ1™!@ PET SER SECURITY@ fubar Bulletin brought to you by: Baby Girl@ fubar If you read this far down at least repost for me lol hugs (repost of original by 'Baby Girl' on '2008-06-23 06:39:58')

My Deployment
Hi to all my friends, Just letting you all know that come Monday I will be offline for a few days. I'll be on my way to Afghanistan. Will be there 12-15 months. Once I get settled and such I will be back on and letting you all know.

Survey I Have To Pass On....apparently.
You Can Only Type One Word. (I will prolly choose to ignore this rule) Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? up my ass on vibrate 2. Your significant other? awol 3. Your hair? attached to my head 4. Your mother? smothering 5. Your father? teddy bear (only alot bigger) 6. Your favorite thing? pussy 7. Your dream last night? odd 8. Your favorite drink? Mt Dew 9. Your dream/goal? happiness and bliss 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? blissfully happy 14. Where were you last night? shit I gotta think about this...oh yea...downtown pickin up prostitutes 15. What you're not? a chick. Yea def not a chick 16. Muffins? sure pass em on over here 17. One of your wish list item

Lmao Ok So I'm Easily Amused This Morning
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and

Suicide
Pain, all I feel is Pain, I think it is driving me insane, I look in the mirror, am I really here, Watching the track of a single tear. What is this thing I see before me, A ghost, a memory of who I use to be, There is nothing left, no where to hide, Is there an answer found in Suicide. Is this the way to find escape, From this life of Pain I hate, If it's yes, which way to go, Quick and easy or nice and slow. Pills and booze, and sleep away, Slit my wrist and bleed today, Or pull the trigger, BANG I'm dead, Just one bullet to the head. If I'm gone now none would miss, My eyes, my smile or my kiss, There's nothing left, no reason to stay, It's time for me now to just go away. DQA

Could Destroy A Moto Q Cell With Pepsi..
My new cell is trashed. I'm not sure if can be repaired. When I took the battery out pepsi came pouring out. LOL Now what pisses me off is my Katana II has been dropped in the tub, in the rain, and got pepsi on it too and is not trashed. One fucking time with getting something liquid near it and that stupid cell is worthless. Chad is going to be pissed considering he bought me the phone, and will more than likely be the one who has to pay the 50 dollar insurance fee. I plan on blaming it on the kids. They are little so he won't cuss them out. Now you are probably wondering how I got pepsi on my cell phones. Well that part would probably turn this blog into a NSFW one. Let's just say that Rough Sex and Pepsi proved deadly for my poor Moto Q. LMAO So to those who are fortunate to have my cell phone number, Do not call the number that ends in 0643, call the number that ends in 4799 until I get it fixed. Thanks ! :)

Check It Out!
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one........ Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down f

Interesting
Have a history teacher explain this ---- If they can? Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Comedian Will Be Missed!
George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero By KEITH ST. CLAIR, Associated Press Writer 46 minutes ago LOS ANGELES - George Carlin, the frenzied performer whose routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. ADVERTISEMENT Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. Carlin's jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all sev

Silent Thoughts
A simple thought of you and I'm gone again, Just thinking about your sweet face. Wishing I could touch your body, While giving you kisses all over the place. I'd caress your back, As you stare into my eyes. The thought of you here next to me, Puts my body in a rise. Your hands all over my skin, While your tongue traces my lips. The feeling begins to intensify, As you move just past my hips. I imagine you inside of me, And I let out a slight moan. The thought of you making love to me, Begins to set the tone. Slower in the beginning, I want to feel your every thrust. Your kissing my neck now, As you touch me on my bust. I run my fingers through your hair, As you breathe into my ear. I bite down on my lower lip, Just wishing you were here. You pick up the pace now, And I begin to lose control. I imagine your face looking down at me, As the ecstasy takes its toll. You rub my face with your hands, And softly kiss me on my cheek. You can tell just

Omg Too Funny
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or Salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the Beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills."

A Great Loss
GEORGE CARLIN DIES AT 71 LOS ANGELES - Acerbic standup comedian and satirist George Carlin, whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. Carlin's jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was

Update Part 5
so today i had a meeting with the doctors, they told me my lithium levels are within the normal range, so they wont increase the dose. more importantly they gave me a release date of the 2nd of july. and discussed community support from the mental health team, including setting up an appt with a pain management specialist about my arthritis. to find a painkiller that is effective but doesnt interact with my other medications. so look out fuckers i gonna be loose in a little over a week,lol.

Moonlight Sonata
Dark tones, brooding in submission, Clarity of touch, staccato caresses Of a high kind, rising, rising, Softly, whispering, breathing into Kisses of an internal kind, rising, rising, Smote unto the breast, belly, womb Feeling from the center of the soul, Warmth, darkness, consumption of vibration, Caressing, cooing, seducing promising Rising, rising, inward, inward, through, through A soft rumble of dark electricity Brooding, rising, rising, submitting To deep, resonating collapse.

Tag Ur It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? working 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? sucks 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? food 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? whiskey 9. Your dream/goal? rich 10. The room you're in? hotel 11. Music? tones 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? stupid 16. Muffins? bluberry 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? florida 19. The last thing you did? burped 20. What are you wearing? undies 21. TV? stolen 22. Your pets? fish 23. Your computer? black 24. Your life? nuts 25. Your mood? spicy 26. Missing so

How Can I Be A Better Friend Today.
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job. --Erwin T. Randall What kind of friends do we have? Are they people who complain a lot? Are they people who laugh at us or put others down? The kind of people we want to be will decide what kind of friends we have. If we want to feel sorry for ourselves, we will choose friends who will tell us how rotten their lives are. If we want to think we're better than others, we will hang around people who laugh at others' mistakes. But if we want to be the best we can be, we will pick friends who see the good in life, people who will encourage us to be ourselves and who will help us try harder at things that are difficult for us. How can I be a better friend today?

Hero Shots
need to be renamed to loser shots. They suck. I bought a henna tattoo making set with book. and heres the thing I just realized. I buy all these craft things thinking that I want to do them in my spare time but I never end up doing anything. I bought a cake decorating thing, didn't do it. Just last week I bought a help necklace thing but didn't even do it since I lost the instructions but the instructions looked way difficult too. I'm just a quitter I guess. I finished my horizontal life by Chelsea handler, it was so funny! Then I got this other book yesterday thats all about healthy and nutritious eating that was written in a humorous way. Its also easy to understand and fun to read. :)

Welcome To Camelot
Welcome to Camelot King JJ and Queen Rebecca are looking for Knights in Shining Armour and Damsels in Distress to join them in Camelot. 1) Please F/R/A everyone in the kingdom, including the King and Queen. 2) Knights please say, "Knight in Shining Armour" in your friends requests or comments if already friends. Damsels please say, "Damsel in Distress" in your friends requests or comments if already friends. 3) Knights please rate 100 stash thumbs up at this link. Camelot Stash. Damsels please rate 100 stash thumbs up at this link. Camelot Stash. 4) When finished adding everyone and rating the stash, please send a message to MscFrk and a link to a picture you would like for your tag. (Tags will be messaged to you to copy and upload) 5) Most importantly, have fun and welcome to the Kingdom of Camelot. KingLoneStarState_Cowboy QueenMscFrk Knights and Damsels In My Dreams...or Yours?

To Whom It May Concern
Alas your gone once again All the tears that I have are no longer being held within The heart that I had is shattered and gone And here I am sitting all alone Remembering all the good times that we shared And how convinced I was that you actually cared I hope one day you will look back and cry Cause all I want to do is cuddle up and die For today I lay my heart to rest You are the one who taught me that the best Love is highly overrated Forevermore I will be so jaded With all the hurt and the pain Let my cold heart begin to reign For no one else will ever get so close Remember when you gave me the rose Oh the smile I had on my face I had to put it in a glass, cause I didn't have a vase On the sink it sat and grew Just like my feelings I had for you But the rose just died and withered away Just like my love for you will, hopefully.. someday To never feel such pain again That is the ultimate goal in the end

Happily Ever After Ii
Here we go again Looking at the end The end of a love that was so true Guess it scared the hell out of you The touch of your hands and your kiss That is what I will mostly miss To see your smile and hear your laughter Now I really know there is no happily ever after

Take It As It Comes.
Monday, June 23, 2008 As it comes Enjoy life as it comes, in the precious moments of each day. Live your success and fulfillment here and now, not in some distant, imagined future. Do not set yourself up as a hostage to your circumstances or your inventory of possessions. Choose right now to live richly and fully no matter what. Make joyful and thankful use of whatever you have, wherever you are. There is so very much you have going for you. Pay no attention to those who scream that you must have this thing or that experience in order to be happy. Ignore them, and simply choose to be happy by creating your own interpretation of happiness all around you. Keep in mind that most of the people who tell you how bad things are, seek to gain their own power or profit from your dismay. Life is good, life is rich, life is joyful and fulfilling to the extent you choose to make it so. Open your eyes, look around, and see how truly beautiful your world can be. Real success is your

George Carlin Mourned As A Counterculture Hero
LOS ANGELES - George Carlin, the frenzied performer whose routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. Carlin's jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wiscon

Re: Emergency Official Witnessed Dead Bodies In Wtc. 7
RE: Emergency Official Witnessed Dead Bodies In WTC 7 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 23 Jun 2008, 12:50 Emergency Official Witnessed Dead Bodies In WTC 7 Exclusive video of emergency official Barry Jennings discussing explosions inside WTC 7 before either of the twin towers had collapsed and having to step over dead bodies of victims as he attempted to vacate the building has been released for the first time. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/062308_dead_bodies. htm

I've Been Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? ottoman 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? varies 4. Your mother? awesome 5. Your father? far 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? likker 9. Your dream/goal? successful 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? Lots 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? unsure 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? greedy 16. Muffins? chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? trip 18. Where you grew up? Missouri 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? panties 21. TV? won 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? pink 24. Your life? insane 25. Your mood? fabulous 26. M

Monday 06-23-08
Well, I got a few more hours Home ALL Alone. Everyone will be home sometime this afternoon. After that I wont be on much the next couple of weeks. We will be really busy at Work starting Wednesday this week the 25th, and then starting on Sunday the 29th, I am on vacation, not sure where we are going yet, maybe the Outer Banks. So I wont be on much and then the Walmart I service will be moving into a new Superstore on July the 16th. So wont be on much til after school starts back up in August, just here and there checking messages.etc. But I don want to thanks my friends that helped me gain about 25,000 points yesterday. I know I wont be able to level up until this fall and only if I get a VIP again. Thanks Again to those that have helped me me this last weekend. Hugs & Kisses to all, Marvin :-)

You Don't Mess With The Zohan
I have to admit, I like Adam Sandler's films. I also have to admit that his last few were so so at best. So when we let the boy decide what movie to see, I was sure he'd pick The Hulk, but he went with Zohan, and I was going into it rather disappointed. I was all for The Hulk. I got Zohan. I'm happy it worked out that way. It was very funny, had a good pace to it, and it also had a common sense message to it. Adam Sandler plays Zohan, a one man counterterrorist expert. He is the best at it, and is also tired of all the fighting and violence. He wants to stop, and become a hairdresser for Mr Paul Mitchell. So he fakes his own death, and gives up his life of finding terrorists (who his country just ends up trading back), disco dancing, and nonstop women. He goes to New Your, and is laughed out of every hair salon he visits. He has no training, and his "bible" is a Paul Mitchell style book from the 70's. He ends up getting his foot into the door of a Palesti

As It Comes
Monday, June 23, 2008 As it comes Enjoy life as it comes, in the precious moments of each day. Live your success and fulfillment here and now, not in some distant, imagined future. Do not set yourself up as a hostage to your circumstances or your inventory of possessions. Choose right now to live richly and fully no matter what. Make joyful and thankful use of whatever you have, wherever you are. There is so very much you have going for you. Pay no attention to those who scream that you must have this thing or that experience in order to be happy. Ignore them, and simply choose to be happy by creating your own interpretation of happiness all around you. Keep in mind that most of the people who tell you how bad things are, seek to gain their own power or profit from your dismay. Life is good, life is rich, life is joyful and fulfilling to the extent you choose to make it so. Open your eyes, look around, and see how truly beautiful your world can be. Real success is

A Song I Still Hold Dear...
This one song has gotten me through so many experiences when i'd simply rather be blown away an fade away... When times got hard when things were bleakest this song gave me the strength an hope to continue on this hard journey we travel. So many things have happened in my past in my personal history aswell as love life so many bad experiences so many times when i was left alone to pick up the pieces of my broken heart. This song reminded me that i'm still alive by all means. Times when i thought i could go on no longer times when my heart was utterly crushed by another this song.... this truly one of a kind song is why i search for my purpose in life if i've made i this far. so my time isn't just yet. The name of the song is Parabola by TooL awesome band it's a headtrip aswell.... Pain is only an Illusion remember that people...learn to seperate the body an mind an you'll accomplish great feats... But here are the lyrics to the song i hold dear to my life. We bare

George Carlin Quotes
1. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? 2. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? 3. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? 4. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? 5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 7. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? 8. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 9. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 10. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, so

45 Things To Do For Her
45 Things To Do 01- touch her waist 02- talk to her 03- share all my secrets 04- always give her my jacket 05- kiss her oh so slowly 06- hug her oh so tightly 07- hold her like she has never been held before 08- always laugh with her 09- invite her anywhere 10- let her know she was my #1 friend and always be the focus of my attention around any other friends. 11- smile with her (Cheezie Smiles Too!) 12- take pics with her (Cheezie Pic's Too) 13- gently pull her onto my lap, but only if she liked it! 14- deny it if she ever said she loved me more, I would tell you couldn't possibly love me more Huni! 15- Love her more then anything in the world and make dam sure she knows it!*My Favorite* 16- always hug her when you see her 17- kiss her unexpectedly 18- hug you from behind around the waste 19- always tell her she's beautiful not sexy! 20- tell her the way I feel about her and show you it too! 21- gently kiss her on the lips 22- never ask her to buy me stuff. I

Is There Someone For Everyone.
Like a passing ship in the nite,do you think there is someone out there for you,that special one,the one who holds all your dreams and visions,or is it Murphy's Law,that chance happens even? Or....do you dive in at the first chance? Discuss.

Bleh
Wahoo!! One more day of work then I'm on vacation for 10 days! Bleh, wish I didn't have to work. I don't wanna go to work. Pleh!! My mouth is still sore....Right now it feels like when you bite the inside of your mouth, then a bite more. Can't wait to change out these piercings so that they're smaller. So yeah...blah blah blah I have to be at work soon. Noooooooooo. yep...yeah.... Can't wait till today is over.... woooo ta

Monday Monday
I had to work both jobs Saturday, and was a little nervous, but my hip felt great, very loose, very little pain. It was the best it's felt in weeks. Sunday, not as good. Sore, and couldn't seem to get loose. Granted I wasn't on my feet as much, and we did go to the movies, and thats alot of sitting. I'm setting up the treadmill when I get home, and I'm hoping that it will help me get loose when its sore, and I could lose some weight, so double duty. I may call my doctor, and see if he'll give me another round of pain pills. I don't take them all the time, but sometimes I just need them. I do take 2 a day, when I can take up to 4, and I want them as my safety net. Here's hoping.

Rip George Carlin
George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero By KEITH ST. CLAIR, Associated Press Writer 26 minutes ago Acerbic standup comedian and satirist George Carlin, whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. Carlin's jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" â€” all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this d

I Am Back, Good Morning
Good Morning. It’s a Monday in Michigan (and just about everywhere else too for that matter) and I am back in Michigan…Wow time fly’s every time you just want it to stay and last…Mandy is now a Floridian and starts her job on Tuesday as well as has her classes lined up. She had to take a placement test for College Placement (to determine where best that person is suited in ability, so they would not be over or under their head in learning ability) She tested very high in math so she was placed in higher math entry classes and just below the top slot in language and reading. She is happy however she does have to travel to two separate campuses due to her chosen art field is not what the counselor thought would be best for her abilities. So she is all set and ready. As always I never lead in with pictures and I owe so many to so many. Hang tight they will be coming forth. Wow, I surely did miss writing daily. It’s so funny when you are used to doing this and that and things get change

Death
What the fuck George Carlin passed away last night that fucking sucks one of the great comedian you will be missed man. No one told it like it was like Carlin I remember watch the man when i was ayoung kid with my dad and laughung my ass off. I am gonna post some clips of Carlin here so watch em and show him some respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott Kallita Dead After Event Accident
After a finals qualifier saturday Scott Kalitta was killed after a 300+MPH clocked speed when his funny car exploded and slammed into the barrier at the end of the track at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in New Jersey. He was 46 years old. A great competitor who died doing what he loved.

Determination That Is Incorruptible
Lately I'll admit that I've been stressed out by things not going quite right. And I've become a little irritable by it. Irritable because there isn't much I can do to get it back to good just like that like I'd like to. Only real two issues and I'm working on them the best I can. First is money. Granted it's nothing but green paper with a dead guy's face on it to me, it's still needed. Paycheck to paycheck has gotten old. But I'll get that to good soon enough. Just need to budget my money and figure out what I'm buying that I don't need. Then I can get my car fixed which is a definite must. I'll get it all good moneywise soon enough. Just takes smart thinking. The second is a little more tricky I'll admit. And a bit more personal. Part of the problem of before which I never told anyone was loneliness and just wanting to be loved and to for once have someone by my side. Nobody likes to be alone, you know? Even when I didn't want anyone I still didn't want to be alon

Mumm Home Wrecker
This was posted as an Mumm Home wrecker Ok I am self analyzing myself...I have been divorced 4 years after a 17year relationship. I dated a married man for about a year and a half,then had a live in relationship with a married man who was divorcing,was seeing another married man about a year ago which I recently started seeing again. What in the hell is my attraction to married men?Is it you always want what you can't have? Or do I not like commitment? One of the reply s: sounds to me like after a 17 year relationship going south that you might see married men as "safe." They can never truly commit to you thus you can't a have a real relationship with them! Therefore in your mind you can't get hurt again! BTW... You are not a home wrecker, you are just someone who is afraid of getting hurt once again! It's totally understandable!! So after reading this it hit home about all the relationships I have been in . In the past 7 yrs not only dating married men ( Nothing I'm proud o

Please?!?
I'M IN A GIVE AWAY FOR A 1 MONTH VIP AND COULD USE ALOT HELP!I STILL NEED 7K COMMENTS TIL I'M THERE!I WOULD HIGHLY APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD SPARE A FEW MINS TO LEAVE SOME COMMENTS!I'M PRETTY MUCH BUSY WITH HELPING PPL LEVEL UP SO I DONT GET ON IT TOO MUCH. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!THANK YOU IN ADVANCE AND TO THOSE WHO HELPED ALREADY! HAVE A GREAT DAY! XOXOX

Once Loved
Once loved I act like I'm doing fine surviving, all the while inside I'm dying My heart will yearn The rest of my life My Soul burns for you still I Love you and I need you Life without you Is so unkind I don’t sleep I can’t unwind Thoughts of you Never leave my mind Tears still fall Startling, burning Clenching my heart like a fist Haunted by your loss My soul is broken, Yearning for your voice My soul is broken Listening for your laugh My soul is broken My heart is broken Yet still unhardened Hopeful Waiting to be fixed Yearning, pining, Aching, crying Seeking, searching Each new face I meet Your death made this hole This huge hole in my soul Waiting to be filled Needing, wanting Left this way Haunted This woman You once loved By Andrea L. Bois In Loving Memory copyright ©2008 by the author. All rights reserved by author.

Cell Phone Tricks
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your h

Chapter One From The Book Of Seven Tales. A Sort Of Thank You.
Copywrite D.H. Hollingwood. From Burrows to Butterflies. Chapter One. One fine summer’s evening Billy and Benjy Burrowberg went for a quick and easily caught supper. They scurried from Brockden heading towards the land of the Tall Walkers. Fighting their way through the undergrowth along the stream they emerged into foreign food foraging territory. It was growing dark but the moon, freshly risen and ripe, gave them their bearings as they crept across the open field to the safety of Bramble Lodge. This was the old and deserted home of the deceased Rodentene family. ++++++++ Many ripe moons ago the younger Rodentenes were very good friends of Billy and Benjy - they spent many happy hours there with Rolie and Rosie. Sadly something very playful and innocent became an unfriendly and long standing feud between their respective families. The troubles began during a game of Dig-A-Burrow, a tunnelling contest the youngsters played, when poor Billy lost all sense of direction an

Mr. Carlin
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_en_tv/obit_george_carlin Dear Mr. Carlin, Your irreverent humor, always breaking the boundaries, was always changing the face of comedy. Your insight, no matter how crude it could be, or offensive, or - quite often - correct, will always be remembered. Thank you for bringing so many years of laughter into our lives. You will be missed. Greatly.

I've Been Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charger 2. Your significant other? California 3. Your hair? dark 4. Your mother? cool 5. Your father? domineering 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? absent 8. Your favorite drink? Livewire 9. Your dream/goal? successful 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? Mixed 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? work 15. What you're not? stupid 16. Muffins? chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? laptop 18. Where you grew up? Texas 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? nothing 21. TV? large 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? grrrrrr 24. Your life? busy 25. Your

George Carlin
George Carlin, one of the world's funniest comedians died Sunday of heart failure. He was 71. He was best known for his comedy routine which included the "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine.The words are (with examples):Shit - The bird shit on the statue.Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.Fuck - Fuck you.Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt.Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.Tits - Hey, nice tits.Later, Carlin referred to three additional "auxiliary" words:Fart - I farted.Turd - Who dropped a turd in the urinal? Twat - Shave that hairy twat. I could go on and on about what a comical genius he was but I'd sit here and type for the next 100 years. So instead I'm going to say Good bye George Carlin, you will be missed.

I Believe
I believe in miracle and dreams that can come true. I believe in tender moments, and friendships through and through. I believe in star dust and moon beams all a glow. I believe there is magic , more than we really know. I believe in reaching out and touching from the heart I believe that if we touch, a gift we can impart. I believe that if you cry, your tears are not in vain I believe that when you're sad or lonely, others know your pain. I believe that when we laugh, a sparkle starts to shine And I know that sparkle will spread from more hearts than just mine.

8100 To Go Pls Come And Help Real Quick
Hello my friends, I got just 8100 comments to go. Please come and Help me out real quick. I would even offer bucks for the help. Click the pic and make 100 comments, I give you 10000 bucks. Make 150 comments, I give you 20000 bucks. You make more then that you will get more then that... Just send me a private message when you are done (no shoutbox pease). Everybody have a nice and safe week Hugs and already thank you for the comments I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love my baby@ fubar

Wont Brake
I will not brake, I will make it am on my way for tomarrow is another day I know u wish I still cared but dont give a fuck who calls u splendabear the hell with all of you ur all just fools destined for the the worst haters and bitches that act when really they just need to be slapped 2 the left 2 the left ur easy replaced and the replacement was the best a real true friend some one that actually cares, the best one for me the one and only hopefully i will never give up just like I did for us but i knew that day that george picked me up and we made out the whole time i was gone and u were sitting at home wondering when that crazy bitch was coming over to be ur slave wipe your ass ur special dont forget to were a helmet when u step on that little school bus you made me this way u molded me this way and its not my redemption that must be pronounced at the gate you wait for the lack of love u prevailed and for that all rain will hail the destruction starts now u will nev

Haters
ters haters everywhere best beware for you dont know the shit I can pull no matter what I do you reamin the fool like they say your making me famous oh those wonderful haters like mommy like daughter I am way to strong to falter for I remain an uptown fighter, see while you try to build me down your really making me stronger, I am going to stay dope boy fresh while these wicked things intwine and mesh you can have all the kids you want you will reaine one distant memory, an infamous point in history , down for lies and bullshit,rape drugs and one more hit, unhappy lives always need company paint he picture for one day it will all be washed away and till that day Ill sit down and wait while all there is left to do is cry just remeber its not through my eyes hater haters everywhere best beware CUZ THIS BITCH JUST DONT CARE

Me
Basics: Name: madison priscilla medina Date of Birth: may 23 1987 Birthplace: indio cali Current Location: ventura Eye Color: brown duh am mexican Hair Color: dont even know Height: 5'3 Heritage: mexican whitewashed Piercings: 3 Tattoos: 4 Favourite: Band/Singer: dont have one Song: no one alicia keys/3 days grace its never 2 late Movie: Love and basketball Disney Movie: ya right am a disney kid I love them all TV show: that 70's show,svu,family guy,house,life with ryan Color: jungle green the bestest color ever Food: lasanga Pizza topping: pineapple Ice-Cream Flavor: cookie dough Drink (alcoholic): monster/with vodka Soda: pepsi Store: rosies Clothing Brand: if they fit am buying Shoe Brand: sandles Season: summer Month: may Holiday/Festival: new yrs eve u can start over Flower: daisies Make-Up Item: lip glosss always Board game: none This or That Sunny or rainy: sunny Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla Fruit or veggie: veggie Night or day: night Sour o

Song I Wrote
chorus/hook:" I am not in your way/and i wont beg u to stay/If u want to go /lam not blocking the door/and when u decide/you dont wanna be alone/ I hope u remember the way home. The sceniro is just this/his lying and admitting to cheating/she loves him/and doesn't want to leave him/everyone told her stay away/but she keeps on trying/to lose a best friend and husband/her soul her heart/itll feel like dying/but he wont go either cant make up his mind/he pulls her along/ and now all thats left is crying/ lam not in your way/and I wont beg u to stay/if u want to go/lam not blocking the door/and when u decide you don't wanna be alone/I hope you remember the way home. Shes a drug addict/heroin, meth the worst ones/the have kids together/so he wont run/He cant see who she is anymore/he keeps hoping shell get help/and wont feen no more/She says she hates him/because he wont support her habit/he wont pretend/He just want to be a family again/he still loves her through it all and so he

Untitled
You said you would never hurt me like he did, but guess what, you did the same thing too, today i found out you played me and now i feel hurt and used, you are the one who healed my heart, so i let you come inside, but all you did was play games with me, and fill my mind with lies, i cant believe you hurt me like this, our relationship was doing so great, i tried to save it more than once, but now its just way too late, you always cheated, you always lied, you only apologized when i cried, so many people tried to tell me about what you would do, i should have listened to them, cuz what they were telling me was the truth, but instead you told me they were just haters, jealous of what we had, but now i see we had nothing, and that makes me feel so sad, theres nothing i can say or do, that will make you come back, but my heart will never feel the same, cuz its you that it will lack, so what do i do when the person who makes me stop crying,

Happy Birthday
I lost you when I was 8 years old and you just 18.I wasn't ready to lose you,wasn't ready to live without you.I grew up when I lost you.Over the years so many times I wanted to know what you would think about me,my life and the people in it.Many times I thought that if I just had you there,things would be different,better.I always knew you would stand up for me when others just sat still.I have so many things to ask of you like are you proud of me?Do I do the right things?Have I become the person you wanted me to? I look at my son and wish he knew you and I know the day will come when I will have to tell him about you and how I lost you.You have been gone for the same number of years you got to live on this earth.I would trade anything just for one hour,one touch.You would have been 36 today.I spend a lot of time wondering who you would have married,what you children would have looked like.There have been many times when I knew you were there.I fell you.I love you just as much as I did

Euro Soccer Championship Euro 2008 Turkey Vs. Germany
The publical viewing of soccer games became a great event with, lots of joy afer the SoccerWorld Championship in Germany. Now as Germany will play vs. Turkey next Wednesday, many organizers of public viewing places have rejected to show the game. Their excuse is security. What they fear is riots after either the Turkish or th Geman team may have lost the game. My view is: Lasst den Sport, Sport sein und uns Fans gemeinsam friedlich Feiern. Ich fürchte mich weniger vor Ausschreitungen, als vor Anschuldigen von Ausgrenzung und Rassismus in den Türkischen Boulevard-Medien. Wir friedlichen Fans sollten ein Zeichen der Gemeinsamkeit setzen, egal wer gewinnt, gefeiert wird friedlich und zusammen! Sport has to stay Sport. Wekas sports fans want to celebrate together. I don't fear any riots after this particular game. What I am afraid of are accusations of racism and social marginalization in the Turkish yellow press. As fans we should set a new standard. We want to wat

What If
BLOG POST 06.23.2008 J KRIS HALLEY AKA JAMES K HALLEY AKA JIMMY KOMET HERE WE ARE, AND SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN, THE 20TH CENTURY WAS BELIEVED TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS. THROUGHOUT HISTORY, PROPHETS HAVE FORETOLD THE COMING OF THE END, ONLY TO END IN ERROR AND IN MOST CASES TRAGEDY. THE NEWEST PREDICTION IS IN OCTOBER 2012. THE EARTH WILL BE DIRECTLY ALIGNED WITH THE MILKY WAY AND IN IT'S STRONGEST PULL OF GRAVITY THROUGHOUT IT'S CYCLE, OR AS IT RISES AND SINKS BELOW DIRECT ALIGNMENT WITH OUR GALAXY. THE MAYAN CALANDER ENDS THAT YEAR. THE YEAR RESURFACES IN OTHER ANCIENT WRITINGS THAT ALL SEEMINGLY POINT TO 2012 MARKING A GREAT TURNING POINT IN EARTH'S HISTORY. MYSELF? I DONT THINK SUCH A THING CAN BE PREDICTED. THE BIBLE USES WORDS LIKE "THEIF IN THE NIGHT" AND "ONLY THE FATHER KNOWS". NOW, THIS PLANET IS HEADED DOWN THE SHITTER. MY INTELLECTUAL SIDE POPS OUT IN THE WORDING OF THAT SENTENCE. THINK ABOUT IT. THROUGHOUT SAY 6,000 YEARS OF EXISTENCE, IT WAS THE 20

Still Awake!- Shop Erotic
Really hare nights like this. Wide awake at 2freakin 30 in the morning. Nothing on Tv so im watching the Shop Erotic home shopping channel. WTF wow ive seen some big funky dildos, bullets and butterflys tonight! How can these 2 girls talk about this stuff with such calmness. Really wish I could sleep but frankly its been a shitty week. Im ready for a vacation. Really would like to end up on a beach somewhere. With absolutly nothing to do and all the time to do it. If not an isolation chamber would be wonderful. Wow ive just seen a waterproof multi stoker for men...... and a flexi- doubledong for women. Both have wonderful power.....so they say. God know I could use one tonight....somthin to put me to sleep! Remember Shop erotic its followed by a real estate show. So weather you need a good sex toy or a new home. Oxygen is the channel for you when you are wide awake like me at 230 and dont have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love For Dedagurl
Got Her Coach!!!!!! So yeah today was the day I have waiting on for along me and for thoughs how know me yeah I am ettin I have wanted,my lil girls moms has slipped and can't get up she's locked up and not gettin out soon so guess what karma is a bitch and you can't keep slidin think the world is your this isn't Sareface this real life you can' be rollin around with all kinds of shit with yours kid in the car and high of something and think it's gravy. How dumb is that ? anyway if things go the way they should I am gettin my child and ummmmm yeah not my fault her moms couldn't the job god gave her but plz believe i can Holla Big mothafuccin Bandit

Going Home
Been thinking about going back to my sanctuary while I'm visiting my kids...perhaps for a few days. I need to get back to Paradise and the Rogue River. I only have 12 days Cali, so I have to squeeze that in somehow. I guess all this down time has got me thinking about things.

For Sale
I am for sale! I will start taking bids immediately! if I am yours for 1 week I will post a comment on your page daily, put your name in my name, make at least 2 salutes for you! Please, I am desperate for fubucks! I will also rate all pics and stash items! ♥ stacy

Bummer
Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71 File photo of comedian George Carlin saluting his audience at the historic Wheeler Opera H... Mon Jun 23, 1:29 AM EDT Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court. In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. P

Spoil Me Its My Bday!woot
Please bid on me for my birthday (repost of original by 'Superman™ Graphics for the JLF' on '2008-06-22 19:12:14') (repost of original by '★Wonder_Woman™★' on '2008-06-22 19:50:38')

Apologizing Is A Form Of Weakness
When you apologize, you show people that you are fallible and that you make mistakes. In a world of hyper-productivity, success means everything and failure is nothing. Whether we like it or not, the truth is that an apology is admitting to the world a weakness and that you failed. Good. Be weak. Show you’re human. Make mistakes. Make them early and make them often. Learn from them. Grow. When you fail, say, “I’m sorry. I’ll do better next time.” And make sure you back those words up. Failure is Overrated I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. - Thomas Edison Sometimes there’s too much attention spent on mistakes and failures. We don’t remember the 9,999 times Edison failed to invent the light bulb. We only remember the successful 10,000th attempt. Failure doesn’t define you (and neither should success). The fear of failure should not stop you from what you want to do, or perhaps what you need to do. You’ll still be the same person

7 Words U Can Never Say On T.v
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. There are some people that are not into all the words. There are some that would have you not use certain words. There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words. You know the 7, don't you, that yo

Your Help Needed ---please Adopt A Dog
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R.i.p. George.......1937-2008
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court. In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin's routine were indecent, and that the government's broadcast regulator cou

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Why Ya Figure
I aint your stepping stone! why do people only ACCEPT friends request?? Is it that hard to click to someones page and at the LEAST rate the profile?? Are you that much more special that you dont have the time to click someone?? I took the time to come fan rate and add you... why cant you return the favor?? the Fu is getting lazy I think :( and for the 4 people that will read this.. I appreciate you all, and this is by nooo means directed to you. xoxo

Band
band 6. SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURRY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT (Waters) Aye, an' a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down Ran it down by the home, and I flew Well, I slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade And I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down had taken, never back the raise And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore, Right outta a' pocket, I ran down, down the mountainside Back on Battlin the fiery horde that was falling around the feet. Never! He cried, never shall ye get me alive Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew! Well, I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust, And I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried! Frae the bottom of his heart That I would nay fall but as dead, Dead as I can by a' feet, d'ya ken? And the wind cried Mary. A hidden message (at half normal speed) is at 4:32-

Comedian George Carlin Dies At 71
updated 1 hour, 11 minutes ago SANTA MONICA, Calif. - A publicist for George Carlin says the legendary comedian has died of heart failure at a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Hospital on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT. He was 71. The dean of counterculture comedians, Carlin constantly pushed the envelop with his jokes, particularly with a routine called “The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV.”

R.i.p. Comedian George Carlin
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To All In Fubar
To All My Friends.....Please READ!!!!! State police warning for online: Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually ; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail . He has the ability to track your home address. Whoever this person may be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of (3) women (so far) contacted through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping and beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo and AOL so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this

George Carlin Dies At 71
A sad loss ... ET breaks the news that comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. The man who made famous the "seven words you can never say on television" passed away at 5:55 p.m. Sunday at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica, his longtime publicist said. He was 71. Carlin, who has had several heart attacks and a history of cardiac issues, went into the hospital this afternoon after complaining of heart problems. Carlin has more than 20 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, numerous TV and movie roles, and three best-selling books to his credit. Last year, he celebrated his 50th year in show business, and he had just finished his last HBO special in March, "It's Bad for Ya." (repost of original by '~♥Î Ãm Á Fûkîñ Príñçê§§ ~♥~Jû§t Ñøt ¥oùr§~♥~Bottom B*tch of the Pu$$ycat PlayMates~♥~Fu Angel~♥~' on '2008-06-22 22:35:20')

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These past few nights an epiphany, the shackles of love and life seem to slip away....within me the fire I once knew stirs...though it is directed only at my own words...my own thoughts...deep perspective fills my mind...I see clearly the lines of fate and where my path takes me.....My breath is sure, my heart still hungers,....my senses reel from the assault as I seem to live again....my eyes focus and sharpen......my pride begins to reemerge.....i can feel the honor I had thought lost slowly fill me once again.....I am remade in the image of the night......a dark warrior for the shadows...My tongue traces the delicate insides of my mouth...I can taste my being....I can feel the hum of the energy I have.....feel the weight in my arms lighten....feel the pressure upon me lessen then fade away as the sorrows of the past slip by me....my head raises tall again.....I am filled with wisdom, reason, and the means to temper them into something wonderful.....I feel love...as I have never felt

Finding Love In Uniform - Military Dating Online
Uniformedcupid.com offers you the chance to contact and connect with thousands of military people. By using a Uniformedcupid.com membership you can begin the process of finding a relationship that will endure, or even just finding a good friend that you can share company with - someone that may have the same values and interests. THat is my place. my username here is nicolebaby.

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I have been drawn to a part of my life I had thought I had closed off . But there are certain people I will not mention that had to keep pushing . And push they did and now I have to a certain point shuned and shut certain people out. I really didn't want ot go down the path , but i had no other choice . Fathers day last Sunday really sealed it in my eyes. Then what really put the nails in the cofffin so to speak , is when my roommate compared me tro her ex , and said her ex can run circles around me. I can't handle it any more . I know people will understand this change or oh well

Sexy Eyes Contest
I entered a contest and I am going to need some serious help to get this done. So here is my offer. Leave 200 or more comments on my pic and I will add you to my family and who knows what I might do if I actually win this thing. Help me and let's find out. That's the link down there Kisses and Hugs Sandy

[so Many Unfulfilled Todo's]
How would you react to a young man if he asked to draw your naked body. Tell you he can't stop thinking about you ask you... to tell your life story. I have bad news. I'm in love with a portuguese muse. A nude model with style and content. Flavor and longevity. It's not fair that she's across the sea. But I have always wanted to learn another language. But I have always wanted to go to europe. I want some eggs to go with my noodles. I wanna fuck. More things to put on the list of todo's, of never.

R.i.p George Carlin!
A very sad day! the world will NEVER be the same again! A publicist for George Carlin says the legendary comedian has died of heart failure at a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif.Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John's Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT. He was 71.R.I.P. he will ALWAYS be my Idol!

Tag Your It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? haha 3. Your hair? yeah 4. Your mother? LA 5. Your father? Denver 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? OMG 8. Your favorite drink? Water 9. Your dream/goal? Love 10. The room you're in? Den 11. Music? YES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Dunno 14. Where were you last night? Kris's 15. What you're not? hmmm 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of your wish list items? LOVE 18. Where you grew up? Denver 19. The last thing you did? slept 20. What are you wearing? Boxers 21. TV? SPIKE 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? Sweet 24. Your life? Good 25. Your mood? Hello? 26. Missing someone? Always

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I was watching a tv show about my old and always favorite artist group, tlc. Watching that show, brought back so many long and old memories of myself, my beautiful cousins Amanda and Katie. As we grew up we portrayed that group as something for us to look up to when we were younger. Their songs gave us insight when we we younger that made us really think about our lives. And now, I'm sitting here writing to you guys tonight, because it's has got me thinking about where I want my life to go. I'm still a little confused on what I do want in life. And I'm probably sure everyone still is, whether they be 80 years old or 10 years old. But me hearing the vocals of the song "waterfalls" by TLC, especially the rap part by Left Eye, and this is what is says..... "I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms have come and gone. Leaving a trace of not one God giving ray. Is it because my life is ten shades of gray? I pray, all ten fade away, seldom praise him for the seven days." "And like h

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One day you wake up and think things are okay, and you think that life is good. Then after moments of waking up out of your fake reality, you realize that life isn’t what it seems. When you think you have a lifetime with someone, they disappear with the blink of an eye. Everything you have ever known about that person falls into a spiraling staircase. Can anyone answer me a question? When will things be okay? Why do the people you actually love the most, have to be taken away from you? Is it punishment? Is it a lesson that we have to learn? I don’t understand. Nothing for me at all this year has gone right at all. I thought to myself as soon as this year began that it was going to be a new year. It was going to be a wonderful year because of I was turning 18, but no. Everything that I thought would last forever lasted seconds. Everything I thought would be soon vanished without a trace. My feelings towards everything now are simple. 1 - Never expect the unexpected. 2- Never give your h

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The only thing that I know for sure about life is that you have a lot of obsticiles to go through. There are so many things that you could say. The way you look at life now, is that you get what you least expect. Everything happens for a reason. Things don’t just walk up to your door, knock, and say "hey look here, this is what you want". Nope, doesn’t work that way. You get what you work for. Nothing comes easy. It never will. If you work hard enough the things that happen in your life, you will want more of. All you can really do is take it one minute at a time. Time is the key to everything. Without time, there would be nothing. No love, no life, no dreams, nothing. So take time and except it because through all the times in your life, you'll become stronger and a more optimistic person. Like that old saying is. "the grass is always greener on the other side". And it’s true. The only thing that sucks, is that you have to walk those fucked up roads in order to get that greener grass.

A Poem
And alas I sleep in dreams of woe Flying on wings of painful disgust Surrounded by flames of hatred Stuck in this wicked cage of hell Judgemental hands grab my throat Grasping for air im cut off quickly Death of my soul is swiftly coming The painted smile trickling slowly The greedy clock is ticking slowly Making sure my memories last All I need is one little chance To show you im more then nothing I throw my head against the wall The blankets turn into a bloody sea When will I wake from this dream This torment of my life and soul xXx yeah.... a poem xD

Need Help Before Surgery...
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For Excite Me
love ya babe,., yesturday was my favorite day, there was a bird singing, singing about you, the time is right, to look into your eyes, watching your hert go warm, watching the joy it brings, the geatest gift of all, is you and your sweetness, with out it my friend, there is no you,,,.. love ya... bedrock

For Suckface
the smile of life its a smile of life, you always have a grin from ear to ear, always sunshine on a cloudy day, your heart makes mine sing, today, yesturday and tommorow, the heart is warm, on a cold winter days, the sun is always bright, when it sees your beauty, the smell of summer is in the air, everyday is a good one, because your in mine, this maybe a sissy thing to do, but will you always be my friend? bedrock

Sexual Seduction.........
comin soon.... was gonna b a bulletin but....fubar said it was nsfw.....how????. music from: Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Beyonce and exclusives from Bobby Valentino, Keshia Chante, T-Pain, Rihanna and....... jus get it ok? lol

Drunken Ramblings.
AIGHT, SO I SIT AROUND BY MYSELF AND I WONDER. ODD THOUGHTS AND SUCH. I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE THAT NEXT DRINK. IF THE PEOPLE I'M WITH REALLY GIVE A FUCK. IF I SHOULD BECOME A COP, WRITE A BOOK, GO TO THAT CULINARY ACADEMY AND BE ABLE TO KICK BOBBY FLAYS ASS AT IRON CHEF. I WONDER WHEN I DREAM IF THIS IS REAL, OR FUCKING NIGHTMARES. IF WHAT I'M WRITING WILL BE READ OR JUST FUCKING IGNORED. IF I HAVE A CHANCE WITH THIS GIRL OR JUST BLOW IT OFF BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN. I MEAN I STEAL LINES FROM MOVIES THAT SEEM RIGHT, LIFE IS PAIN HIGHNESS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFRENT IS SELLING SOMETHING, OR WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY? REVENGE! I THINK AND I SEE ALL THESE THINGS BUT I WONDER OFTEN WHICH ONE IS RIGHT. DO PEOPLE STILL FUCKING CARE, OR AM I JUST WASTING MY TIME WONDERING IF MY TIME IS EVEN FUCKING WORTH IT?!?!? I GET TIRED OF WONDERING, AND I'M REALLY BORED OF BEING BORED. LACKLUSTER IS ONE OF THE WORDS I THINK ABOUT ALOT. I MEAN IT JUST SEEMS LIKE DEJU VU BUT WITH DI

About Me
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? - Attached 2. Your significant other? - Asleep 3. Your hair? - windblown 4. Your mother? - psyco 5. Your father? - conditional 6. Your favorite thing? - ME 7. Your dream last night? - Rough 8. Your favorite drink? - Diet coke 9. Your dream/goal? - Happiness 10. The room you're in? - Dining 11. Music? - Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - Successful 14. Where were you last night? - Sheboygan 15. What you're not? - Happy 16. Muffins? - lemon 17. One of your wish list items? - Contentment 18. Where you grew up? - Madison 19. The last thing you did? - Cooked 20. What are you wearing? - pj's 21. TV? - Nope 22. Your pets? - 5 23. Your compute

My Scare
Well i almost lost my soldier this weekend. he went out running in 104 degree temp and collasped. Lucky he was with a friend and they got him to the hosptial.I just found out today cause he left his cell phone in his room. He is ok but now he is listen more to his body which is good now i won't have to fight with him for him to got to sleep. It was weird cause i couldn't shake this feeling like something was wrong. i went to church today and prayed for him which is weird if you know me lol. I'm just glad he is ok and stuff.

Do You Want Me?
Do you want me?? I think you do. You are looking at me with those eyes of yours and I can feel that you’re undressing me. I do you say I also have a surprise for you, but first I want to make love to you. You gently push me on the bed and start kissing me with those lips of yours. Those lips that make me quiver. The way you kiss me and use them when you are eating me out. Yes, I moan You start to kiss me all over my body. You slowly now start to take off my clothes, I want to help but you say no. I want to undress you. Off comes the shirt and then bra to reveal my hard nipples. You kiss them and I moan but you stop to take my pants and panties off. I am now naked. I want you baby. I want you very much. Oh baby, I want you as well, I am aching for you. He then takes me and I moan in ecstasy.. How I love to feel his cock in me. He pumps his cock inside just enough to get me really wet. He takes it out so he can eat me.. Oh god I love how he teases me there and the

How Very Fucking True!
Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average -- not exceptional, not exciting, and not sexy.I'll bet you've never heard a wom

Life In General
my life in general, what a mess! it seems like every time i get some control of my life it goes all haywire yet again. it has been like this for a year and it never seems to stay on a good path. as hard as i try it seesms like something is always going weird. like now for instance, i have tried to be a good friend to a lot of ppl only to sometimes get my feelings hurt or i end up hurting someone unintentionally. i am afraid of being hurt that is why so few ppl actually get so close to me other than as a friend. i love to meet new ppl but if they are in relationships, i will walk away if my friendship causes anyone trouble that i am friends with, i know that is strange but it is how i am... life goes on and until i get mine into a pattern i can handle, it will stay the mess it is now...

Untitled Hate
I hate. I hate it all. Most everything around me I hate. The clothes, the shoes, the hair. All of it is nothing. The more I try to be strong, the weaker I get. The more I try to feel, the more it builds. One day, i'll go off. To the point of no return. You'll never figure it out. You'll never understand. What am I going through? What is wrong with me? You'll never know. This thing, builds. Growing larger and larger in size. You cant stop it. No one can. No matter how many fake positives you give, It will continue to rule. It crawls in my brain like a bug. Sneaking around corners. Making happy moments feel like nothing. Driving my most inner fears out. Bringing my insecurities to the front lines. Until one day, i'm gone. And all that is left is the hate. It rules me. I am hate. I've known no other feeling. And dont think I will. What can you do about it? Run. Run as fast as you can. B

Visit This Lounge Plz And Join
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59012# PLZ VISIT THIS LOUNGE AND JOIN. THIS LOUNGE BELONGS TO A FRIEND OF MINE AND HE NEEDS SOME SUPPORT. SEND HIM SOME LOVE PLZ. THANK U TO ALL THE FUBAR MEMBERS.

Awaiting The Dead
Awaiting The Dead by LateNiteFantasy© there are things to be written, and things to be said, but people just sit there awaiting the dead, and stuck in the middle just watching it all there is only me i stand proud and tall i read whats been written i hear whats been said and i will not just sit there awaiting the dead ill live out my days as they where my last and not once will you catch me mourning the past ill watch the sun raise and i wont let it set as i live my life without any regret

Suicide
Suicide Pain, all I feel is Pain, I think it is driving me insane, I look in the mirror, am I really here, Watching the track of a single tear. What is this thing I see before me, A ghost, a memory of who I use to be, There is nothing left, no where to hide, Is there an answer found in Suicide. Is this the way to finc escape, From this life of Pain I hate, If it's yes, which way to go, Quick and easy or nice and slow. Pills and booze, and sleep away, Slit my wrist and bleed today, Or pull the trigger, BANG I'm dead, Just one bullet to the head. If I'm gone now none would miss, My eyes, my smile or my kiss, There's nothing left, no reason to stay, It's time for me now to just go away. DQA

Rain
it is raining here tonight. the sound of the rain reminds of my younger days when i would play in the rain and the puddles. brings back the memories of being with my dad and enjoying the rain playing in it with him like he was a kid. the rai makes everything smell so clean and lets me drift back to my childhood at times. thank goodness for the rain

Pondering
i sit here and wonder what life has to offer these days. its seems like a long shot but really what more can i say. i'm looking for something much deeper than most people will know...something so beautiful... what i want is simple happyness, love, laughter, that special someone to share my life with. but what more can i say...i want that special partner that love of my life... but i need someone assertive enough to speak to me... and say thats what they want of me too... is anyone out there ? Or am all alone ?