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Walls
I'm never one to listen to my own advice, and often I should. When friends tell me of their fear of being in relationships, I usually tell them this: "Love is like a rose. If you are afraid to touch the rose, to hold it because you are afraid of the thorns, then you can never fully appreciate its beauty. Love is the same way. If you are afraid of it, you will never know true love." But it isn't just that way with love. It is that way with life. So often we hide behind walls, thinking those self imposed prisons will protect us from hurt. That they will keep anything and everyone that would hurt us far away. But how can we live life that way? I know as I look back at the walls I have hid behind for so long, that they were walls not to keep others out, but to keep me inside. The walls do come down from time to time, for those far enough away or with those that I can never see myself in a close relationship with. And they come down with others who have walls. I guess I fe

The Wallpaper Of The Joker.
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The Wall
I have a wall around my heart He is tearing it down piece by piece. My head is spinning. My heart is racing. I feel the tension as the brawl begins inside. Confusion over comes me. I want to let him in. Lust over comes me. I want to feel his touch. Excitement over comes me. I want him near. Anticipation over comes me. Wanting to see what's in store. I am fighting these feelings. A broken heart is my fear. The battle rages on. A battle I'm not going to win. He is tearing it down piece by piece.

Wall Slider?
these boots i have on have to be the crappiest boots. EVER. every time i come back in from being outside I slip an slide and all i can imagine is hitting the floor and breaking my teeth. so this time they were SO slippery that I had to hug the wall to get to the elevator. of course since i'm such a goof ball the floor workers thought i was being funny and were cheering me on. *sighs* LOL

Walls -n- Bridges
By: April Terry She built her wall, And burned all her bridges. Hoping to forget, A love she once knew. The pain went away, And happiness moved in. Then from the shadows, He creeped back in. Just out of the blue, One day he was there. She stood still in awe, As her walled crumbled. She holds on tight, To her new found happiness. And guards her heart, With all her strength. She looks up to the stars, Knowing all will be ok. Understanding the power, Of her God. She knows it was he, Who took away her Pain. And smile to the sky, When she feels nothing but joy.

Walls
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.

The Wall
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.

The Wall
They were cemented by delusion Each brick of deceit and pain Securing me from loves intrusion It was the wall to my domain Silent with my secrets i sat Not answering hope's knock Fear nibbled in me like a rat Inside my self made cell block Many tried to climb and penetrate The exterior of my lonely wall In fear,i would only retaliate One by one they'd tumble and fall I didnt see the gradual crumbling Around each brick of pain Or the ray of light that it did bring Inside my cold and lonely domain When i realized, it was too late You had already gotten inside My destiny sealed by this fate I had no place to run and hide Then i noticed the warmth you made Inside my once lonely domain I found that i was no longer afraid Your love removed all bricks of pain The light you brought shines bright And warm breezes caress my being My heart takes wings in flight Free with this new found feeling .......

The Wall
One by one the names were read, Silence fell,tears were shed.... A husband,a brother,a father,a son, The list of names had just begun. A mother stood,bowed her head, That was my son's name that you just read..... When you look at this wall,do you see, That next to his name is a part of me..... Partof my heart died that day, Along with my son so far away. A mother with her children close by side, Said,"That was father that fought and died," The young man tries to be strong and brave, In honor of the life his father gave...... Thinking back to a time when he was small, He places his hand upon the wall. A young girl staring into space, A look of emptiness on her face..... Her heart wished her father hadn't died. A veteran stands,tears in his eyes, Recalls a name and softly cries.... he bows his head in silent prayer, Remembering the time that he was there. Some came to see,never spoke at all,

Walls
The walls around me were strong, Then you came along I smashed them down with a sledgehammer. You had all the answers. You lit up the darkness. My life was complete with you in it I took the bricks And built a home for the two of us. Now the winds of turmoil pound againt the walls, carrying the whispers of the decievers My convictions waver The foundation crumbles The home slowly erodes I look for you, reaching out into the darkness, suddenly returned But I can't find you. I call your name, but there is silence. I ask for answers, but all I hear is the wind. I look toward the doorway For you to come in, take me in your arms and say, "It's ok, Baby, I was away for a while, but I'm home now." But the doorway is empty. The home is empty. I sit here, waiting... waiting... Then I hear a rustle, A familiar Shadow fills the doorway. A smile of hope comes across my face. I wait for my Love... I close my eyes and open my arms

Walls
Every day I'm weakening Letting people see inside I can't keep up my façade And all these walls are breaking I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself I don't want to be vulnerable Don't want to lose my armour I don't want to be this way Don't want to show my face These walls, so fortified How is it that they're crumbling Before my very eyes? And I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself. I can't fight you anymore And I can't stand to lose I'm begging you, just go away I can't break down in front of you These walls, so fortified How is it that they're crumbling Before my very eyes? And I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself.

The Walls
The Walls Let’s tear down these walls a brick at a time. Uncovering the emotion’s that were left behind. As the walls fall the stories unfold, telling us all their is to be told. Defying the laws of the inter most mind, breaking the boundaries in which we abide. As the truth is brought out, their should be no doubt, about, what’s to be done with living a life, without the walls to keep you inside. By Michael Coburn

Walls Of Brick
i lie in wait in a sad grey cage an extented luke warm torture results from past wars and crushes my battered soul suddenly the dawn's light stabs through the cracks that have not yet been filled up it sparks my mind and passion mixed with pain fuels an explosion i shatter through as somewhere far away a secret joy longs to be expressed the price i pay a debt that will forever hold me back but i have no choice like a drowning man grabs for anything in his reach instinct forces me beyond the walls of brick my head breaks through a floating ocean in the sky sweet tropical water splashes on the curves of a native virgin the colors of the sun's light are unleashed in a symphony that dances to the beat of of joyous life it doesn't make sense and yet i could not be more complete but it won't last. it never does. the colors turn somber and blend into morbid cloud that consumes the atmosphere the mood can only be described as a shrill scream of horror a loneliness so intense no

The Wall
Her heart ached for that life that she once had. It seemed that tragedy and misery were her only companions. On the exterior she displayed a façade of strength and courage. But this was only the image she shared with the world. She dared not let her guard down; she could not expose those precious thoughts that are guarded deep within her soul. If she did, the entire world would see that she was not what she portrayed. That exterior was her wall. She would never allow herself to be exposed to the outside world at any cost. This wall a large wall, it was a wall of fear and a wall of distress. It was a wall that could come crumbling down around her at any time. She let this wall come down once before and it almost destroyed her. She vowed to herself that she would never let this happen again. With the exception of those lucky few that were in her inner circle, none would ever know what was happening to her. Torn between the lives that once was and the life she must endure now is like n

Walls
The walls seem to be growing stronger each day and I distance myself further from those who matter to me. I can't seem to shake it. Deep inside I know the reason, and it bothers me not only when awake, but in my dreams too. I'm sorry for shutting out so many, for not talking to others.

Walls
We all have them...Just some are a bit higher than others... I recently had a visitor from my past come knocking on my door...Well actually...he knocked on the wrong door...But..it's my belief that everything happens for a reason...So..either he was just really forgetful...or...he wasn't meant to knock on mine again... Because of this person...and a few before him...But him more than others....I built a wall so high that you could barely peek over it... It's funny how when your emotions are toyed with that it's easy to shut them down...And that's exactly what I did...Until recently...But because of this person...I question everything...And I hate that in myself... This wall I have built up though is still causing problems...Can't seem to tear it down quick enough and then something is said...that just adds a few bricks back on that damn wall... I hate how this one has made me feel scared and nervous about tearing it down...It's protected me for so long...I just want to s

Wall-e
I got the pleasure of going and seeing the first viewing of Wall-E. It is an awesome movie for the whole family. It's a cute animated movie. It has a romantic and a heroic plot to it. Wall-e is a robot left on earth after we destroy the earth to clean it up. The humans are all on a vacation that they think is only five years and ends up to be much longer. The ship the humans are on sends this pod down to search for signs of vegitation on the eart. This pod and Wall-e end up falling in love. And saving everyone. You must watch the movie to find out how they save everyone. It was an awesome movie.

Walled Off
Over the years, you've built a wall, brick by stone, big and small. In the past you've raised your fence, post and rail to war against. Childhood lessons, you were taught, feelings are best not spoken and battles best not fought. The mates you've chosen have always been fucked. Has it been poor choices, or only poor luck? Still you continue to keep the rest at bay. But are you aware of the price you'll soon pay? We can't touch you; you're so sure its true, no way for the pain hidden to slip into view. But think of the path you've been carefully avoiding…… Remember the keys to your life open each new morning……

The Walls
THERE ARE MANY WALLS IN LIFE,WE PUT UP.A WALL OF STONE WHICH IS COLD,HARD,UN CANDID.A WALL OF GLASS,WHICH CAN SHATTERED AT AN BLINK OF AN EYE.CUT YOU,BLEED YOU,UNTIL YOUR BLOOD LAIDS IN A COLD DRY PUDDLE. THE WALLS WE BUILD ARE OUR PROTECTION FROM THE EVERYDAY TRAUMA.OUR OWN DEMISE.THE FEELING OF LONELINESS,DESPAIR,AND JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN.THEY ARE US INFLICTED OURSELVES WITH DISSOLUTIONS,THAT WHAT WE ARE DOING,IS PERFECTLY OK AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ANYBODY EXCEPT THYSELF. WE SET BEHIND THEM,FEELING SAFE AND SECURE. UNTOUCHABLE! YET, WE ARE BRUISED,BEATEN,AND SETTING IN A DARKEN ROOM,BLINDS DRAWN,AND THE TASTE OF LIQUOR ON YOUR LIPS.A BOTTLE OF PILLS ON THE NIGHTSTAND.SWEAT POURING OFF THE BROW,FROM THE HEAT OF DESIRE.YET,FAILING TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITIES OF PICKING YOURSELF OFF THE DINGY CARPET,TAKE A SHOWER,AND CLEAN UP,YOUR SELF PITY, YOU DREAM OF TIMES,THAT ARE GOOD.WHERE YOUR HEART WAS PURE,AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY.BUT,CAN'T FIND THE STRENGTH TO

Wall*e
Just got back from seeing this movie w/ my niece and nephew. has to be the best movie from Disney/Pixar since Toy Story 2. not a whole lot of talkin in this one. Wall*e's actions do most of the speakin. the CGI graffics have greatly improved over the years. if you have kids, i recomend this movie. even if you dont have kids, you should see this movie.

Wall-e
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too too cute. And adorable. And charming. But if you've spoiler-phobic, look away now... Let's face it, if the entire movie had been brave enough to just consist of EVA and WALL-E on earth, this would undoubtedly be THE film of 2008. The second spaceship-set half of the movie, although of a very high quality itself, and very enjoyable, does fall back into traditional narrative, with all the animated movie staples in place (lessons are taught, redemption is earned). There's some great imagination on show, and it never detracts from the gold-plated charm that is WALL-E himself. But it never quite captures the spell-binding magic that the opening Earth-set scenes have. Whether that element could have been strung out for a whole feature is certainly a tall order, but if they could have found a way, in my mind I'm convinced it could have one of the greatest family movies of all time. That said, what could have been exceptional i

The Walls Of Jericho Scott And Harrison Bergeron
I was reading the article this morning when I brought Sarah and Jeffrey to their grandmother’s. I had them out with me as I ran an errand after my wife Martha and our tenant Mary – ah, that I could talk her into moving out! – went to work because I get the unvoiced impression sometimes that the kids are there TOO much. It turns out four of their other local cousins (all but Patrick the oldest) were there too. Anyway, the sports section is usually last if I read it at all, but this article caught my attention because of its headline about a nine-year-old in New Haven, Connecticut whose Youth Baseball League is disbanding his team because the coach refuses to stop Jericho Scott from pitching. The League’s ruling is based on Scott’s 40 mph fastball, what they rule as way too fast for beginners’ baseball. “The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.” Reading that article (http://news.yahoo.com/story/ap/bby_too_good_to_pitch) reminded me of “Harrison Bergeron”, the 1961 short

Walls
everywhere on here I keep seeing this..people put up walls to see who cares enough to get in..if I run it's to see who cares enough to follow. ok..if that's the way you feel, that's cool but, why would you cause that much trouble for someone you would want to love you? I myself have walls but they're there to keep people out, to keep me in and if i run from you it's because i'm scared as hell and if you follow chances are you'll wind up as messed up as me..just a thought

Wallstreet-fanny Mae Mess
Here is a quick look into 3 former Fannie Mae executives who have brought down Wall Street. Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregulaties in Fannie Mae's accounting activities. At the time of his departure The Wall Street Journal noted, " Raines, who long defended the company's accounting despite mounting evidence that it wasn't proper, issued a statement late Tuesday conceding that "mistakes were made" and saying he would assume responsibility as he had earlier promised. News reports indicate the company was under growing pressure from regulators to shake up its management in the wake of findings that the company's books ran afoul of generally accepted accounting principles for four years." Fannie Mae had to reduce its surplus by $9 billion. Raines left with a "golden parachute valued at $240 Million in benefits. The Government filed suit

Wall Street Van Halen Says Jump
Wow. Yowzer. The Dow dropped 600 points and the New York gang and the Washington criminals are having a bad hair day. Well I don’t want to go into the joy and happiness in my heart about these bastards getting their cumuppence, but I’m thrilled. Elated beyond words is more appropriate. These are the same bastards that screwed the American people with the Enron fiasco, Global Crossing, Arthur Anderson, and the list goes on and on. Now there is only one song which comes to mind for what is necessary and most fitting for these mother fuckers. So Thank you Eddie, Alex, David, and Anthony for writing this song. Thus Spake Van Halen. And by the way Wall Street, go ahead and jump, just jump. Send “Right Now” Ringtone to Cell Phone Don’t wanna wait ’til tomorrow why put it off another day? one by one, little problems build up, and stand in our way. Oh One step ahead, one step behind it now you gotta run to get even make future plans I’ll dream about yesterday, hey! come on t

The Wall
so we had someone come look at the wall that got hit by that dumb bitch... he can't fix it so we have to call a brick mason... but he DID say that the bricks look like the metal bracket things (i can't remember the word for them...) might have busted... this comes from a) him working on another area of the house during remodel and the brackets being rusted through.. and b) the fact that the damn brick wall is bowed big time.... he showed us with some string and tape.. DAMNIT! this is gonna cost some damn money... and now my check engine light is on in my car... UGH

The Wallflower
"Who are you taking to the dance, Mr. Superstar?" Timmy asked me teasingly. "No one," I said in response. "I'm going 'stag', as they call it." "What?" he replied. "No date? How is that possible, Robert? You're ROBERT JENKINS, star quarterback on a team that went 10-1, you threw 45 touchdowns, no interceptions, and ran for 18 more, you had the game-winning 2-point conversion -- on your 18th birthday, no less -- in the state Section 5 championship, and no date?" "It's very possible," I grinned, "when I consciously decided not to bring a date. I could probably have had my pick of slutty senior-class female groupies wanting my date and my body afterwards, except that I decided to just go to the dance solo and see what happens. I somehow don't think my dance card will be empty." "I guess," Timmy sighed. He didn't seem convinced of my sanity. * I arrived at the dance an hour before it was scheduled to open, astounding the bands scheduled to play by helping set up equipment.

Walls
I hide behind a wall One that will not fall I'm dead inside Will i ever come to life Only time will ease my pain so until that day will you stand by me lend me your hand will you hold me when i cry will you catch me when i fall I want to give my heart to you will you take it & keep it safe I am scared to love again, but the only one i have room to love is you Will you take my love

Wall Of Death And Other Pit Quirks
I have documented my dislike of the "Chick Pit" - those female only boob bangs that are a shallow energy imitation of real mosh pits filled with big men and bad attitudes. I think a "Spanking Spawn" would be a worthy, female run, addition to a seething mosh pit. Soft hands could administer stinging slaps to whatever body part was offered when a man dared to enter the stream of the "Spanking Spawn". The Lamb of God, Wall of Death is a surprise for some. Unfortunately for the guy in the video - he was about to become wall plaster...

Walls
i have built so many walls around my self . waiting for that special some 1 not to give up on me, when i put up another wall. i am afraid of getting hurt like i have been . im afraid of loven afraid of given my all to some 1 i know deservs it and i get scared and then there is another wall there what do i do how can i fix this. will she or any 1 be able to climb the walls i have built...... as i feel the pain in side and cufusion sets in , then tear drops fall , asleep i got crying again and again will this pain every stop ...............

Walls
i look forward and see a huge brick wall as far as the eye can see i walk towards it and press my hand against it looking for a weakness as i touch all over i dont feel any yet but this is no easy wall for my goal is on the other side but with time and effort this wall will fall but for now i will do all that i can to move it brick by brick i know they are for your protection and you need them but i will show you that i will be your wall i will protect you and care for you and together we will bask the glow of love

Wallflowers Song That I Love...
One Headlight So long ago, I don't remember when That's when they say I lost my only friend Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn The long broken arm of human law Now it always seemed such a waste She always had a pretty face So I wondered how she hung around this place [Chorus:] Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me & Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end-it's just

Walls
She stands away, Afriad she might get close. She doesn't understand, Thats what I want the most. Her guards constantly up, I'm afraid she'll never let me in. To her its no game, To me,I feel Her heart I can't win. Her walls stand so strong, As I beat them with my fists. I pray she will let me in, Will she ever take the risk. I hope someday before I'm gone, She'll see that I am true. And all those walls will float away, Into skys ever so blue.

The Wall
Today I gave you a boxfull of bricks. Whatthis ? You asked...................... you see, this was built around my heart. A wall to protect me from harm My heart was beyond repair. Ducking and dodging ,from everyone's stare. Hiding my feelings, Keeping them within. Not knowing where to begin or where t

Walls
In psychoanalytic technique, walls are generally held to be a symbol of the male personality, with a focus on power. This thinking seems to stem from the impressions a young child would have of dominant male power in the home (which is a fortress surrounded by walls and dominated by the patriarch). In dreams, many people encounter walls as a random barrier and/or a projection of power. In your dream, do you come upon a wall in your travels, or do you find yourself immediately surrounded by walls? Do you try to scale the wall, find its end, or simply ignore it?

Wallmart Material
My first day of employmentSo after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Wallmart Train Wreck Diaster
i went outside today to take my son to the airport...and so since i was already outside i decided to stop by the evil corrupt anti-bleeding heart liberal...yes wallmart...as i am running low on hair dye and shot gun shells. i guess it was at that moment that it occurred to me that it is once again that time of year when every naughty little blond grew up in Roseville daddy is a ear nose and throat dr. or a senator...and her pussy tastes like money and pineapple crush, and she looks like seventeen but she is really twenty two and on her third year as a aspiring sac state whore but she goes to sierra and is taking three units and wants to be a model, and drives a lexus she got from her dad for graduating high school and so anyway i have seen these chemical peal dipped in bullshit girls for years now, and normally i see them at the mall cause i am there to buy my one pair of year of like new balance cause even guys that wear docs everyday have to have a pair of normal guy sneakers that

Wall's Of Love
Betrayed lost and alone my heart stabbed with a rusty blade that has dulled edged only to have it ripped from my chest and tossed about like a rag doll,and laughed at enchoed in my ears ashamed to love with compassion and wondering if love is for real or if it is a game most play with instead of a feeling.Most just use it to get what they wantnot caring who they hurt making use feel powerless to them making us ask are selves ( Do they know what love is ?)(Did they even love me ?) Most of us have felt it only few give up on the love quest leaving a cold and empty feeling in are hearts where once a warm feeling was there,Only time will tell if are loved ones will be there the people that could have hurt you could be a Bf/Gf,Wife/Husband,Family,Childern this is what I know the pain and disapear of reaching out only to find no one there .But to me I have found one man that is always there even tho I may not see him I know in my heart he is right there and will not hold me under but will he

Walls
Day after day and night after night I sit here. Why am I consumed with this all encompassing sense of empty sadness? At night I can hear all the nocturnal sounds... crickets making their endless chirping – coyotes calling to each other – the horses making their habitual demands. I am surrounded by life but none which can touch me. So, I sit and I wait. Eventually I allow my imagination to roam across the wall of my prison. I start at the far upper left corner of the wall and make a tracing pattern across to the opposite end. Then back again to the other side…. back and forth until the pattern is completed on each wall. The scrutiny of my eyes seek out each and every flaw to be uncovered. Why do I look for flaws? I know there are flaws. I've seen them a million times over. Yet, here I sit waiting and watching and listening.

Walls Of Life Written 1993
Crumbling walls of lifeFall before my eyesSun sets down on IOh good world the light it fadesSell sorrows feel there is much painCan you tell me why it seemsMy whole life's a string of dreamsStall all I could and then I wakeTo find I'm drowning in my spaceAll of this is too much to takeI'm hating the time when I'm awakeWhy is this feeling always hereI find I only dream of fearFear of fears now my mindSearch my soul but never findAny reason to live this wayTo resist the night... and hate the daaayyyMy heart it bleeds as the darkness fallsAnd the pain of loneliness callsCrumbling walls of lifePass before my eyesSun has set down on lightI hear the echo of precious criesThis vicious cycle in your sleepBrings me around againI have no time to give at allThis horror never endsCan you tell me why it seemsThis whole life's a string of dreamsPulse not bad and then I wakeTo find I am a mistakeAll my pain and all my sightsAll my fears have turned to criesSometimes I wish my heart was stoneSo I woul

The Wall
5:00 am There is serenity in the waking, but never in the awoken. Every morning is the same day dawning in darkness, and with it, comes the pain. My fits of words are rambles, and the sun is spying over the horizon while I write by the flickering screen's light. My day has begun as the silence ends. Every day, is this day. Last night's dream, every night's dream, echoes with silent vibration on the underbelly of my waking mind. The sweat I feel that chills, isn't earned, as much as it's owed. I know what they see when they look up. I am Wyatt Earp. I am Josey Wales. I am John Wayne. I know what I see when I look up. I am stained in crimson and tears. I am clenched, white knuckled to the handle. I am standing, holding trampled flowers. I'd shake if I felt the disconnection anymore, the breaking of the dream. I don't though. I merely awake, and sit while The Duke recites the lines in my mind, and I imagine there are wooden sidewalks still, in America. I can hear the teapot

The Wallower's Way
As I sit here watching all the passers by I wonder why I suddenly want to cry is it because of dishonesty of words or is my brain just for the birds? Is there any way to explain this lunacy that has enveloped me? I can't understand it nor can I give it away How can I possibly use it to promise for a better day? Is there any reason I should be so sad when so much has happened for which I should be glad? I should just brush it off and get back up instead I sit here and wallow with my computer and my cup.

Walls
Walls In psychoanalytic technique, walls are generally held to be a symbol of the male personality, with a focus on power. This thinking seems to stem from the impressions a young child would have of dominant male power in the home (which is a fortress surrounded by walls and dominated by the patriarch). In dreams, many people encounter walls as a random barrier and/or a projection of power. In your dream, do you come upon a wall in your travels, or do you find yourself immediately surrounded by walls? Do you try to scale the wall, find its end, or simply ignore it?

Walls.
What is this place?Dirty grey tiles.Running thick with caked oxide.Cracks and splits under your fingernails.The failing lights sing an unfamiliar song.The bubbling grates beneaththe hum of empty in my head.The familiar cool of ceramic against my cheek and ribs.Curled in that fragile unfed ball.Unclean. Unloved.Everything it touches turns dark.Follow the song,the sway of delapidation.The dust in the blank sunlight.No worlds outside to conquer.Wander til rusty water pelts from overhead.Cleansed in gathering silt.Makes me yearn for first room.At least there I had a button to chase.Barefeet on bleached pages.All record of here erased, any chance of suggestion or distraction removed.Can you eat paper?Half the flavor. Twice as filling.I'd swear to the existence of circlescyclesloopsI'd swear I passed that dead office plant.if this place had cornersor for that matterdoors that were still on hinges.I'd swear that dead office plant is mocking me.and before you know ityou're back in room onechas

Walls
You wake from a sleep. A dead sleep in a cold sweat, but hotter than hell. You look at the clock the dead sleep lasted less than an hour yet again. The wall again with the wall, it haunts you in the day and in the night. It changed your life and made you realize that the actual world can actually be the worst nightmare of all. Now you sit and do anything, just anything to stay awake, why because there is more than a wall in there. In all those spots you can mask when you are awake, they haunt you but the distractions keep them at bay. But if you sleep, Even a drug enhanced sleep there they are. Vivid, even more vivid and morbid than they were in real life. The smoke is gone, the sounds of equipment is gone. The burning buildings gone All the other people gone It’s just you and the wall The smell of the dead

Walls Make Me Giggle
Okay, so I'm doing some spring cleaning and I've got these stains on the walls....yea, I know laugh it up...I have no idea what it is, as some of it made it to the top of my vaulted ceilings (about 12 ft) I tried Magic Eraser and it doesn't work on it, and I really don't want to rub the paint off, so any ideas on what else to use? I am thinking about painting the walls, which is a whole other ordeal, but I need the walls to be clean first. Also, cleaning chemicals are the poor man's drug of choice :D

Walls
What have we done to the people in ours lives? have we fucked them up so much that it is easier to go through life with walls,fences,and barricades up? is this what we have come to ? a world that people are so afraid to love and be loved? to be in love. to be able to lean on one another in times of sadness? why is it so hard to cry or be held by someone? remember when we where children,? we cried, we fell down we let someone that loved us pick us up. we had bad dreams, we let someone comfort us. Why is it so hard for us to enjoy unconditional love, to embrace it, to bask in it to be happy? are we just a bunch of heartless zombies??? Why?? or is it just me that feels this way???

Wallpaper Love:
Wallpaper Love: By Caroline Marie Morrison I look at you on my computer screen,and all I can do is just sit and dream. What I see when I look into your beautiful brown eyes, is a promise of everlasting love. As I sit and stare I see you reach out to me, took my hand and kiss each finger tip. Pulling me close to you, I feel proud and free. Never letting go of me, you hold me and sang to me. A song of everlasting love, you made a promise that you had to keep. A promise of love that goes so deep, I knew right then you were mine to keep. Yeah, right now you are my wallpaper love, but I know it will be for real when we meet. I love you Lampard and I will never stop dreaming of us being together once and for all.

Walls Up!
Walls up so back away I just don't care about what you say I am tired of all the games you play I feel lost and sometimes alone It is time to go back to what I have always known The wall is up So back away What you say hurts Please go away. I know the lies I know the pain I know the torture and distain I ask for your safety and to heal a broken heart I will be okay Just need some time to pick up the pieces and get a fresh new start.

Walls Up!
Walls up. Walls up so back away I just don't care about what you say I am tired of all the games you play I feel lost and sometimes alone It is time to go back to what I have always known The wall is up So back away What you say hurts Please go away. I know the lies I know the pain I know the torture and distain I ask for your safety and to heal a broken heart I will be okay Just need some time to pick up the pieces and get a fresh new start.

Wall Street Protesters Expressing ‘legitimate Frustration,’ Flaherty Says
OTTAWA—Finance Minister Jim Flaherty says he can understand the concerns of the thousands of Americans mounting Occupy Wall Street protests. The demonstrators are expressing “some legitimate frustration” over economic problems and high unemployment, he told reporters Thursday. “I see a point that income distribution is important and there is a concern that a very, very small group of people have very large incomes and that others do not have those same opportunities,” Flaherty added. The Occupy Wall Street movement, which is expected to be felt in Canada in large way on Saturday, began last month in New York’s financial district. The protest is focused on the huge salaries pocketed by elite executives amid widespread economic hardship and on Washington’s bailout of Wall Street financial houses whose risky investments helped cause the 2008-09 economic crisis. Asked about the spreading demonstrations, Flaherty said, “I think there is a

Walls
Being hurt many times, makes you not wanna trust anymore!A OPEN HEART, FREE AND UNTOUCHEDHE CALLED ME NAMES IT HURT SO MUCH I PLACED A STONE ALONG THE SIDETO SHEILD MYSELF I RUN AND HIDE I THREW THAT STONE FOR HOPE OF CHANGETHIS TIME FINDING I WASN'T TO BLAME BRICKS THIS TIME IT WILL SURELY HOLDMY HEART TUCKED TIGHT IN A TINY MOLD A WALL NOW THERE SO STRONG AND TALLPUSHING AWAY THE WRECKING BALL A BATTLEFIELD WITH WRECKAGE AND DEBRISBEHIND THIS WALL THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SEE NO GREEN PASTURES OR BRIGHT FLOWERSFOR I FEEL SAFE TO HOLD THAT POWER ALONE I'LL STAND TO HOLD THIS BLAMETHIS IS MY LIFE , THIS IS MY PAIN

Walls
Walls are falling down as she walks in the night alone. Walls falling down trying to say what she loves to say. Walls falling down knowing what is true in blue cold wind blowing . Walls standing tall she can love. Walls are falling down blood running don't mean a thing. She dance for him for so long. Walls are falling down on her mind is dieing inside for just one moment of one love come her way. As a child she had to find her own way as the Walls got so high no one wanted her. Walls are holding her in. She is hurt, no one loved her .....She just needs you to know ...... Walls are falling bY Christine I do may I do may still always be true to you

Walls
Once again I slowly take the walls down, start letting someone in... Start showing my true colors and now I feel like I have made a mistake, I feel that I have exposed too much of myself and I am going to get hurt. Please let this be the right one, please take care of my feelings, I don't want to hurt anymore. I don't want to feel judged. I am sure I am just over reacting and that everything will be fine, but until then I will wait eagerly to hear back from the one that made me feel like I mattered, like I was the only one he wanted to talk to, like I was the only one that he wanted.

Walls
It's strange sometimes The way we behave The long hugs, stolen glances The electricity of a touch And all the power in the universe Outshined In the quiet, tender exchange That happens in a single kiss But still we put up walls Emotional constructs of defense Against the possibilities Both of bliss And broken hearts

Wal-mart Greeter
Wal-Mart Greeter An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into Wal-Mart with her two kids. Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded of the Wal-Mart Greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" > > "Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay.' > > "If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman."Sorry,Ma'am," the Greeter said,standing aside." You and The twins have a nice day". The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike." The greeter agreed."No they don't, Ma'am,I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice."

Walmart Is Getting Rid Of Their Layaway Program-please Sign This Petition!
HERE IS A CHANCE FOR ALL OF US TO MAKE A CHANGE, I KNOW YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT WAL-MART IS PLANNING TO GET RID OF THE LAY-A-WAY PROGRAM, SOME OF US MAY HAVE USED IT SOME MAY NOT, SOME MAY KNOW SOME ONE WHO HAS, THEREFORE WE MUST ALL TAKE THE TIME TO CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP THE LAY-A-WAY PROGRAM GOING IN ALL WAL-MART STORES. EVEN IF YOU MAKE NOT FEEL THE NEED TO PETITION BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF "LAY-A-WAY" BUT REMEMBER HOW HARD IT WAS FOR OUR PARENTS TO PROVIDE US WITH NICE CLOTHING AND TOYS WITHOUT SUCH "LAY-A-WAY" JUST DO IT BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY "REALLY" NEED TO HAVE THE AVAILABILITY OR OPTION. MOST THAT SHOP AT WALMART AND USE THIS PROGRAM DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS TO DO THIS, SO IT US TO US TO STAND FOR THEM. http://www.petitiononline.com/layaways/petition.html

Wal-mart Smile
Wal-Mart Smile By Jeremiah James Gibson How could things go so wrong? Life was going so smoothly along Now nothing`s left but some lame love songs And a spirit trying to stay strong Thought I had everything Now my soul is bleeding But the world keeps on spinning So I must try and keep moving So I`ll wear my Wal-MartÂ™ smile everywhere I know that there are those who care But its my cross to bare My pain will not be theirs Listening to my own hollow voice As I second guess every single choice Scanning through my mental invoice Trying to find reason to rejoice This small town feels like its closing in Who knows where I could have been If I hadn`t let you get under my skin I`m a victim to myself again So I`ll wear my Wal-MartÂ™ smile everywhere I know that there are those who care But its my cross to bare My pain will not be theirs

Wal Mart Application
In case any of you need to complete an employment application, this may be of help. WAL-MART APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place ? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. ! REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Wal-mart Greeter
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS SINCE JAY WORKS AT WAL-MART. PRINT IT AND POST IT IN THE BREAK ROOM. LOL Subject: Old Bubba, Wal Mart Greeter >> >> >> Old Bubba, Wal Mart Greeter >> >> What it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter: >> >> >> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an >> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of >> resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. >> >> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. >> >> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The >> day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the >> interviewer asked, >> >> "What is the fastest thing you know of?" >> >> >> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A >> THOUGHT." >> >> It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the >> way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing

Walmart
I thought that I would share a very funny conversation with ya'll that I had with a friend of mine last night.. She called and was telling me about another one of our friends..Who is a widower who recently got remarried..But anyway he's close to 80 years old.. Well anyway he called my friends husband and asked if he new where to get some viagra..Well my friends husband told him to go to the doctor.. So anyway when my friends husband couldn't help him ,he asked my friend if she would go to Walmart,to see if she could buy something for him.. Now its really hard to shock this woman,but the man did it!! She told him to go look at Walmart himself..He just keeps on wanting her to go to Walmart,I really don't know what he thinks you can buy at Walmart,but I guess he figures that you can buy everything else at Walmart,so why not an erection? Now isn't that just like a man?

Walmart Fun In The Wee Hours
It's amazing how much fun one can have hanging out at Walmart for hours at a time. At 2am, some of my friends and I had nothing to do. Starting in the grocery section, we made our way around the entire store messing with whatever free merchandise was around to screw with. A word of caution... Turning a can of air upside-down and spraying it on your friend can hurt their skin. I have experienced this a few hours previous, and my skin still feels tingly and some of the skin is flaking off, so be careful. :-P Anything from throwing footballs, to playing video games, to putting motorcycle helmets on and have head-butting contests can be enjoyed at Wal-mart. My advice to all those who can't sleep and are bored. Call up a friend and go chill at Wal-mart. It's cheap, makes for good stories, and you could very well have a time of your life. :-P

Walmart
Ok so today was my brothers payday,I usually go with him cause ihave nothing better to do.We picked some food up went to Subway then xmas shopping this took forever.We were walmart.My parents to.My brother was getting them gifts so it took a while for them to make there minds up.My mom gave my brother money cause he couldn't find what he wanted.She already bought me that computer tower that was on sale on black friday.Its working great.She gave me some more money today.I am so spoiled.i am gonna bu books with my money.My brother is giving me money so i want books with it to.I have turned into a damn BookWarm.I could be worse.@mrow we are going to kingwood hes got to pay his insurance.We are getting pizzahut pizza cause he got a gift certifcate.Thats about it.Oh wait.Last night me & mom7 aunt made hard tack candy.It's so yummy.I will post pics.Also rented some movies tonight.I didn't get to rent the ones i wanted they hadn't came in.That's about it.

Wal-mart Sucks.
ive been workin at walmart for 3 yrs..and ive had my tounge pierced and all they didnt have a prob with that..now that i got my nose pierced my manager told me that i couldnt have it and that it was in the book ..the guidelines or whatever and i said yeah well i'm not the only one with it..and i won't take it out but i'll put a clear ring in and he said no if u had ur tounge pierced u could put a clear ring in it but not a facial piercing..and i said look i sacrifice my blue jeans for u people i'm not about to take my nose ring out to, and he said i'll give u til the end of the day to think about it and if u come back to work with it in u'll be going right back home and i said well i guess i'll be going home because i'm not taking it out and i said like i said i'll put a clear ring in but thats bout it.. and i said here lately this isn't much of a job neway how we've been gettin treated.. (i'm a cashier).. and so i guess we'll see when i go into work tomorrow if i have a job or not bec

Wal Mart
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WAL-MART A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't; the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice."

Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code blue' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lo

Walmart Wines
Wal-Mart announced that, on February 14, 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ... WALMART's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of WalMart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart

Walmart Dr.
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool s

Walmart Interview...
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.! Let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clichÃ© for

Walmart Is Hell!!
In a spare 15 minutes before returning to the office, I decided against better judgement to 'run' into Walmart, which is English for 'collection of slobs, retards and old people.' I figured I could find some toys or CDs or some simple household goods pretty quickly. WRONG! I was surrounded by slow moving old people who found it impossible to park or maneuver through isles while looking in front of them, 400 pound housewives searching for their latest Cheetos fix and single-digit IQ Walmart employees trying to find prices for ice scrapers. Besides the multi-lingual stylings of the locals and flu-hacking ankle biters, I spent 15 minutes dodging germs, foul odors and wayward shopping carts. After finding what I was seeking, my journey was abruptly concluded while standing in the 12 items or less line behind two Mexican women who had decided that the 12 item rule didn't apply to them, or that their 12 items only included their 12 carts full of shit. I wound up dropping my items

Walmart It's Not Right....
Ok .....this is just my opinion and whether anyone agrees with me or not is not signficant. First of all I want to say this is by no means a way to bad mouth Wal-mart. I love the store ok...lol I shop there all the time. It's the only place to shop. With that said, I do not agree with how they dispose of merchandise that does not sell. That is clothes, stuffed animals etc.... Ok some of you may already know this but I just found this out. The clothes that do not sell are zeroed out, cut up and thrown in the dumpsters. They cut the arms and legs off the stuffed animals and throw them in the dumpsters. Personally, I think this is terrible. There are too many needy families out there that could use these things. Think about it... A child that does not have a Christmas....is that child gonna care whether or not a teddy bear has Happy Valentines day on it and not Merry Christmas? Well noooooooo... All that child is gonna see is that he/she has a present under the tree. Do you really think t

Walmart
Only In Wal-Mart > > I like this greeter's sence of humor! > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with > her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through > the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes > in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. > When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth > with more than a few missing. > > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. > Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! > The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell > would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" > > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice. >

Wal-mart
A guy at work doesn't have a car, and that really sucks, and I understand that. I'm definitely a good friend, pick him up every morning and drop him off every night. It's not so bad......except I'd much rather be riding my motorcycle! Today he needed to go grocery shopping......grocery shopping also consists of lego buying, magazines, and over priced foods....he's not a wise shopper.

Walmart
Tuesday is going to be a big day for me, I get my money finally, and I am going to go and buy a laptop, Digi SLR cammy, and a TATTOOO!!!! woot woot. Then go to class in pain. The pain is all worth it. My brother blew through his money quick, a 1600 dollar laptop for school, a 2700 dollar gaming computer, [super souped up, 2 vid cards] and he is going to get a car, [he can't drive yet]....woooot. well offf to wal mart I go, until 7pm. cya

Wal-mart Application
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.They hired him because he was so funny..... WAL-MART APPLICATION NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place? DESIRED SALARY: $ 185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YO

Wal-mart Urine Test
In the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart" That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from

Wal-mart
HOW BIG IS W AL - M A R T ? Here're mind-boggling statistics on Wal-Mart! 1. At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket chains sought bankruptcy (including Winn-Dixie). 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are SuperCenters; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ag

Wal Mart Greeter, Yeah It's Old But It's Still Funny!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Walmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

Walmart
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, my > > >elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't > > >have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic > > >computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll > > >tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and > > >costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine > > >sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and > > >the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample > > >into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: > > >"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy > > >activity. It will improve in two weeks." > > > > > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack > > >began > > >wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap

Walmart Is Suing Me?
So today I get a letter from the Law Offices of Bennett & Deloney offereing to settle a claim for a $25.36 check that was allegedly written by me on 7/29/06. They're seekeng $50.36 because I guess they tack on a $25 bad check fee. This is fucking retarded as the check number is 98, which is a check that never exited in my checks. My checks at the time were all quadruple digits. Not to mention the fact that my wallet was stolen, and I don't write checks at WalMart. I use my debit card. I also have overdraft protection, so even if I was overdrawn, my bank would transfer the money from my savings into my checkings to prevent any sort of check bouncing. I also just sent a copy of the police report and a previously notarized affidavit from the first time I had to deal with this bitch that was writing fakes checks all over town using the name Diane S. Wagenbrenner. So I'm dealing with two different collection agencies that both have their heads up their asses and can't seem to believe a fuck

Wal Mart Doctor
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - Alot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water,

Wal-mart Technology
Subject: FW: Wal-Mart Technology One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give your urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. . . a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fool

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Walmart Has Issues.
You know, I don't know why, but I like needles. I like piercings. I actually have LESS than I used to have, but I'm okay with that. A few weeks ago, I decided that I wanted my ears pierced again to bring it to a total of 3 holes on one side, and 2 on the other. (one of my ears has a cartilage piercing, and the other does not). So. I go to wal-mart. The lady gives me the pen to mark on myself. Not a good idea since its difficult. Instead of seeing where I wanted it, and marking it FOR ME ON BOTH EARS, she is just like.. "Oh..i know where you want it, I'll eyeball it..i can get it just right." That statement should have made me RUN for my life. As a result, I then had my ears pierced alright. IN TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. Of course they didn't let me get a real good look before I left. So 2 days later, I'm looking verrrrrry closely...and I nearly fell out of my chair at how "off" they were. It really wasn't that obvious just looking at it, but it was really bad

Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, fat, angry woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say to him, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter, never losing his calm demeanor, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Walmart
life at walmart has bn really stressfull they think we can do it all w/very little help more more more they want and w/bn a single mom 2 i have bn stresses out lately getn lots of migranes so much fun u alll have a gud day

Wal-mart Greeter
Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." And have a great day!

Wal-mart Wine
Subject: FW: Fwd: WalMart wine For all you wine lovers out there, this is note-worthy!!!! Wal-mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ----Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to buy a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Rie

Wal_mart Wine...anyone
Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest Retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The

Wal-mart
Wal-Mart is the largest non-oil company in the world. If oil prices were lower it'd certianly be the largest in terms of revenue. It employs 1.6 million people. ExxonMobile, the world's largest company, employs only 90,000. Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the U.S., but also in Mexico and Canada as well. It does as much sales in three months as Target does ALL YEAR. It is as large as Home Depot, Kroger, Target, Costco, Sears and K-Mart COMBINED. Half of all Americans live within five miles of a Wal-Mart. Ninety percent live within fifteen miles. Wal-Mart isn't just huge; it's monolithic. It isn't the size so much that disturbs me, though Fishman (in The Wal-mart Effect) makes a good case that we as American need to have an understanding of how such an enormous business effects the market forces simply from being so large. My problem is that Wal-Mart has taken capitalism and turned it upside-down. Fishman makes the point that Wal-Mart really does live its mantra - "Alwa

Wal-mart Greeter...
Wal-Mart Greeter... A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why in hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I am neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "It's just hard to believe you got laid twice."

Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, and very ugly mean woman walked into >Wal-Mart >> > with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through >> > the >> entrance. >> > >> > The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. >> > Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" >> > >> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! >> > Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >> > they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? >> > >> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just >> > couldn't > believe you got laid twice."

Wal Mart Checkout
A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you about it." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 220 reel and a 10-lb test line ... It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't know she was the only person there. He rings up the sale and says,

Walmart Rocks!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. "That evening , while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sam

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Wal*mart Has Everything...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it to Wal-Mart. He deposited ten dollars, and the computer lit up and asked for the urine sample. He poured the sample into the slot and waited. Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

Walmart Apd's Second Home
Good lord its amazing the amount of calls we get to pick up shoplifters at walmart lately last night had 9 calls at different stores i feel like we are moving in. with all the recent events at one time they talked about making some of the walmarts a police sub division here in the duke city but i guess that fell through. you would think with a company that big they could take care of themselves on that note i hate getting called out to find someone had like fourty dollars of merchandise. i got bigger fish to fry especially since next month is sergeants exam.

Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Wal-mart Has Everything
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart . He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart ." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a st

Walmart Sucks
So me and a friend were at Walmart last night. A man cut up in the front of the line. He was upset but let it go. Then another woman tried to cut. He said "the back of the line is over there." She started talking about him. So, I turned around to her and asked her if she would please keep her nasty comments to herself. She was like I was just talking to my friend. I said whether you were talking to your friend or not we can still here you. Keep you rude comments to yourself. The guy I was at Walmart with was like motioning to me that that was enough. I have never fought in my life (bros and sis don't count) Talk about getting kicked out of Walmart I would've done that to her to get her to shut up. I have patience these last couple of weeks. I need a sitter for my son and need to go out. My life is totally crazy. When does it stop?!?!?!?!

Walmart Has Everything!!!!!!!!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart . He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart ." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a st

Wal Mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Wal-mart!
I had to steal this from a friend! So fucking funny! Mr. And Mrs. Allison are retired, and Mrs. Allison insists her Husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Allison loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Allison: Dear Mrs. Allison, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Allison are Listed below. Things Mr. Bill Allison has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor lea ding to the Restrooms. 4. July 19:

The Wal-mart Greeter
The Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' “I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.””

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"

Walmart Application
Wal Mart APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, an

The Wal-mart Cat
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL MART! Why WAL MART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WAL MART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

Wal-mart Hits A New Low
from the MoJo Blog http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2007/11/6273_walmart_sues_br.html Wal-Mart Sues Brain Damaged Employee As Reward for Giving Her Health Insurance Just when you think that Wal-Mart had already exhausted every last possible strategy for screwing over its employees, here comes this story in the Wall Street Journal [available to subscribers only; see LA times editorial below]. Deborah Shank, a Wal-Mart employee gets into an accident with a semi and ends up permanently brain-damaged a few years back. Her Wal-Mart health insurance paid her medical bills, but she also sued the trucking company for damages. She wins $700,000, which after legal fees and expenses, nets her about $400,000, which was put in a trust to pay the nursing home she now lives in. But Wal-Mart gets wind of the settlement and turns around and sues Shank for $470,000, the money its insurance company paid for her care from the accident. Now, the woman is reliant on Medicaid and Social

Walmart Greeter - Lmao
Jimmy, who at age 72, is a Wal-Mart greeter. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Wal-mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Walmart Greeter-lmao
Jimmy, who at age 72, is a Wal-Mart greeter. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Wal-mart Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE

Walmart,dennys And A Bank
So me and my roommate and her bf went to walmart and then went to dennys. when we got in the parking lot a cop pulled up behind us and really didnt think anything of it. we went in and then the cop pulled back in along with 2 more cops and then i was like wtf.... so i went out to see wat was goin on. found out my license plates arent registered and they accused me of robbin a bank... so not normal they ran my license and looked in my car it was soooo messed up and i am never goin to that town again

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Wal Mart Experience
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at WalMart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I t old her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my behind and a car hit

A Wal-mart Memo
A Wal-Mart memo Subject: Special high intensity training Memo to All Wal-Mart Employees: In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top ofthe S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T ). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have t

Wal-mart To Offer Sex Toys
Bentonville, Arkansas - Wal-Mart Corporation today announced that they are preparing to sell sex toys in select stores around the country. The mammoth retailer spent a full year on customer research and reached the conclusion that in select rural markets, where it’s stores are most popular, there is definitely a pent-up demand for sex toys among women. Starting with a rural Iowa location, Wal-Mart plans a pilot operation for this new sales effort over the summer. The new store-within-the-store, referred to as the “Home Pleasure” department, will feature vibrators and dildoes at reduced prices. The store reportedly will offer the wildly popular Martha Stewart “Prison” line of vibrators in addition to its regular offerings. According to Wal-Mart spokesman Edward Kennedy, “While we expect some risk in this venture, our research indicates that women in rural parts of the country have largely unfulfilled desires and needs for these items”. Kennedy additionally pointed to recent stud

The Walmart Cat
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART ??? HELLOOOOOOOOO !!! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world !!!

Wal Mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Wal-mart Humor
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in

Walmart's
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men; he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day, Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee a

Wal-mart Has Everything!
Wal-Mart has EVERYTHING! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I¹d better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...A lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a st

Walmart Greeter..
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the h*ll would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Walmart Application
WAL-MART APPLICATION: This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD:Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 PM. Monday, Tuesda

Walmart
One day I walked into Walmart with the intention of exploring the store for promiscuous girls. On this expedition I decided that upon finding a beautiful girl I would give her a Valentines Day Card, with a dozen roses, and ask her to be my valentine. I figured that if the girl said no I wouldn't have to buy the card or the roses. HAHAHA It was an absolute blast - seeing the look on a damsels face after a random stranger asked them to be their valentine, in Walmart, was priceless.

Walmart (to The Tune Of Johnny Cash's "san Quentin")
Walmart, you've been livin' hell to me You've hosted me since two thousand four I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them get fired And long ago I stopped askin' why Walmart, I hate every inch of you. You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru. And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man; Mister Sam Walton why can't you understand. Walmart, what good do you think you do? Do you think I'll be different when you're through? You bent my heart and mind and you may have my soul, And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold. Walmart, may you rot and burn in hell. May your walls fall and may I live to tell. May all the world forget you ever stood. And may all the world regret you did no good. Walmart, you've been livin' hell to me

Walmart (to The Tune Of "deck The Halls")
Deck the walls with gasoline fa la la la la la la la la. Strike a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la la la la la. Watch the Walmart burn to ashes fa la la la la la la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches fa la la la la la la la la.

Wal-mart's Sam's Club Limiting Sales Of Rice...
NEW YORK - Wal-Mart Stores Inc's (WMT.N: Quote, Profile, Research) Sam's Club warehouse division said on Wednesday it is limiting sales of several types of rice, the latest sign that fears of a rice shortage are rippling around the world. Sam's Club, the No. 2 U.S. warehouse club operator, said it is limiting sales of Jasmine, Basmati and long grain white rice "due to recent supply and demand trends." U.S. rice futures hitting an all-time high Wednesday on worries about supply shortages. On Tuesday, Costco Wholesale Corp (COST.O: Quote, Profile, Research), the largest U.S. warehouse club operator, said it has seen increased demand for items like rice and flour as customers, worried about global food shortages and rising prices, stock up. Sam's Club, the No. 2 U.S. warehouse club operator, is limiting sales of the 20-pound (9 kg), bulk bags of rice to four bags per customer per visit, and is working with suppliers to ensure the products remain in stock. Warehouse clubs ca

Wal Mart
new WalMart Super Center opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Walmart Door Greeter
At some point in our lives, we have all encountered a woman like the one below and wanted to respond. Way to go Wal-Mart Greeter WAL-MART GREETER......... A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.... The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ’Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? ’The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ’Heck no they ain’t twins....’’The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the heck would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? ’I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ’I just couldn’t believe someone made love to you twice. ’Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal Mart.’

Wal-mart
Let's just say that If you have a flat? Wal-Mart will not honor the tire If Fix-a-Flat or sealent is used. That is what we were told. yet it doesn't say that on the warranty. Just if a 'plug' was used. And that a flat would be fixed WHICH IS PART of the Road hazard! Even shows in stores on a sign That flats would be covered under warrenty. And we get a different story? They were going to try to prorate us. Excuse me? Tire hasn't even been on there a month. We have the proof on record. I think this is rediculous. Hell The Corporation is going to hear from us. AS WELL AS The BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU. Frauding is illegal and this type bullshit is not tolerated. No games here. I won't stand for it.

Wal-mart Technology
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars ... A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a s

Walmart Application
This is the greatest application ....what a guy!!! He should live to be a really old fella with that attitude! This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available . If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

Walmart Isnt Happy With This
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080801/us_nm/walmart_democrats_dc Wal-Mart Stores Inc is mobilizing U.S. store managers to lobby against Democrats in November's presidential election, fearing they will make it easier for workers to unionize, The Wall Street Journal reported on Friday. In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart managers and department heads have been summoned to mandatory meetings at which the retailer stresses the downside for workers if store workers unionize, the paper said. About a dozen employees who attended meetings in seven states said executives stressed employees would have to pay hefty union dues and get nothing in return, and might have to go on strike without compensation, and warned that unionization could force the company to cut jobs as labor costs rise, the Journal reported. The Wal-Mart human-resources managers who have run the meetings didn't tell those attending how to vote in the November elections, but made it clear that voting for the presump

Wal Mart
>You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the >lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever You are >hot and sweaty.. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes >on. You know the outfit: shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a >stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the >middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run >to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the >job. Depending on your age, you might do the following: > >In your 20s: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your >hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in >the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never >know -- you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout >lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. > >In your 30s: Stop what you are doing, put on cle

Walmart Scam!!
Not sure if you stop at Walmart, but this happened to me last week! It's a total scam so consider yourself warned! This may be useful to know. I'm telling this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at the Walmart in Dallas and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wearing only hot pants and really skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them an offer them a tip, they say 'No' and ask you for a ride to another Walmart.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start making out in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gets very friendly, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursd

Walmart And What You Can Do To Stop It
Wal-Mart influence on its suppliers can be felt in the cheap products it sells and the jobs it drives overseas. To keep prices low, Wal-Mart must source goods from areas of the world where employment standards are severely lacking. In fact, over 80% of Wal-Mart’s suppliers are from China. According to Duke University Professor Gary Gerreffi, “Wal-Mart and China are a joint venture.” Quintessential American businesses like Huffy, Mr. Coffee, and Master Lock have suffered under the weight of Wal-Mart’s pressure. With increased sourcing from India, local suppliers will increasingly have to meet unrealistic prices and quotas to satisfy their demands. Massive Reliance on Imports. Buying American takes second place to the bottom line -- and foreign suppliers benefit: Abandons Buy American Program. In February 1985, Walton wrote 3,000 American manufacturers and wholesalers to announce that the chain wanted to buy more American goods. Walton said: "We cannot continue to be a solvent n

Wal Mart Associate Dies!!!
NEW YORK – A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said. At least four other people, including a woman who was eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals for observation or minor injuries, and the store in Valley Stream on Long Island closed for several hours before reopening. Shoppers stepped over the man on the ground and streamed into the store. When told to leave, they complained that they had been in line since Thursday morning. Nassau police said about 2,000 people were gathered outside the store doors at the mall about 20 miles east of Manhattan. The impatient crowd knocked the man, identified by police as Jdimytai Damour of Queens, to the ground as he opened the doors, leaving a metal

Walmart And How Evil They Are!
As I read the stories from walmart employees present and former (on http://www.walmartwatch.com/ )I see more and more just what Corporate Greed has done to Sam Waltions walmart. Walmart is a corrupt company now starting with the Corp office. I have personally called walmart corp office only to be pushed a side because they turn a blind eye to the issues I have presented to them about my store (#1037). It is My belief that the corporate people train and condone the actions of all those under them in the quest for the all mighty buck! This greed for money that they have is harming every person who has ever "worked" or is "working" for them (unless you are in there good old boy group and are in managment and do not have to "WORK" for your money but get it from the "work" of others like they do). Its time for all Americans to see walmart for just what it is, Sam Waltions Ideals are gone and walmart does not care about its employees any more. There only care is for how much money

Walmart Screws The American Worker Useing Our Own Laws!
Walmart once again uses laws to retaliate against there employees! In SC we have a law in your SC code of laws Title 41, Chapter 35 section 120(2) which I will Quote the Section 120(2) here: "SECTION 41-35-120. Disqualification for benefits. Any insured worker is ineligible for benefits for: (1) Leaving work voluntarily. - If the Commission finds that he has left voluntarily, without good cause, his most recent work prior to filing a request for determination of insured status or a request for initiation of a claim series within an established benefit year, with ineligibility beginning with the effective date of the request and continuing until he has secured employment and shows to the satisfaction of the Commission that he has performed services in employment as defined by Chapters 27 through 41 of this title and earned wages for such services equal to at least eight times the weekly benefit amount of his claim. (2) Discharge for cause connected with the employment.

Walmart Job
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Walmart Corporate Bullsh*t
Went to Walmart with the girlfriend the other night... looking for the new Dave Matthews album. They didn't have it. What they DID have though... was the new Eminem album. What does this mean to me? It means... that Eminem is willing to compromise whatever message he puts into his music to sell more albums... and Dave Matthews is not. I find that funny... even though Dave Matthews doesn't cuss in any of his albums. Would you buy a freggin Eminem album from freggin Walmart? Lame.

Walmart
Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and, "why can't people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are located. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when people browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait a while they yell loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

Walmart Very Smart
Makes being a "greeter" sound like a good job. 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private Employer, and most speak English. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket Chains sought bankruptcy. 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago. 11. This year 7.2 billion different pur

Walmart Taking Away Freedom Of Expression
A friend of mine works walmart. Well they just made up a new rule. No dying your hair. Period. You hair must be your natural color. If your a brunette it must be brown. No highlights. if the sun highlights your hair you need to change it back. They cant dye my hair red not even natural red. The penalty is suspension until it it reverted back, or termination. Now doesn't that go against your rights? Seriously, I understand hair dying is a body modification. But if that's the case tattoos and piercings (including ALL EAR ONES) should not be allowed either because that's a body modification. Of all the things to fight over why hair? It's not offensive. It looks pretty nice if its done right. It's creative and artistic and doesn't hurt anyone. It also goes against title vii because the native americans, indians, african americans, and hispanics use henna to dye their hair red. It's part of their culture. if you think think that this hair bull is a load of crap please message my local news

Walmart Interview - An Email From A Great Friend
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a

Walmart Interview
WAL MART INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someoneto fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four peoplewho were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only onequestion. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference roomtable, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into yourhead. There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?',she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and youdon't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's avery popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating

Wal-mart Greeter
My 1 day employment So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart..' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .

Wal-mart Is Truly Eeeeevillllll
WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A Walmart store announcement ordering black people to leave brought chagrin and apologies Wednesday from leaders of the company, which has built a fragile trust among minority communities. A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now." Shoppers in the store at the time said a manager quickly got on the public-address system and apologized for the remark. And while it was unclear whether a rogue patron or an employee was responsible for the comment, many customers expressed their anger to store management. "I want to know why such statements are being made, because it flies in the face of what we teach our children about tolerance for all," said Sheila Ellington, who was in the store at the time with a friend. "If this was meant to be a prank, there's only one person laughing, and i

Walmart
had some creepy guy following me around...i am ALMOST positive it was the same creepy guy who tried to get my number last time i went there.. seriously... if you are over 50.. with fucked up teeth... i am NOT going to be interested had 4 women ask me where i got my dress from because they loved it... i hate this dress.. it is ugly.. but super comfy and cooler than shorts and a tank because of the fabric

Walmart Scam
ATTENTION: GE money bank, owned by walmart/sams club, is pulling credit card scams. i suggest you pay your card off and cancel it asap before they damage your credit standing. What the company is doing is mailing your bill out so late, it is impossible to pay on time unless you go to a store and pay it. Their hopes are that while you are in the store, you will buy something. If you don't pay it, that makes you late and you get charges $29.70 additional fees for a late payment. $29.70 x millions of credit customers. Think about it. And of course they have no record of when they mailed payment. Also, for those that did receive the bill on time and actually paid it on time, they are processing payments weeks after they received them. It doesn't matter what the date is on your check. They tell you they didn't receive it until it was after your due date, trying to say that you mailed it past the date you wrote on the check. That also goes in as being a late payment and is charged t

Walmart Price Matches And Coupon Deals 7/31-8/6
please remember prices vary by state and city, but these should come pretty close, i hope this helps ya marine. and if anyone else wants this type of layout let me know. i made this one for marine thinking of things he normally uses and knowing which coupons and stores he has available to him. but anyone is welcome to the ideas. gillete pro-glide razor price match cvs use 4 dollar coupon from this sundays paper total - 99 cents 2 ragu pasta sauce price match walgreens 2 for 3 bucks use 1 off 2 coupon in sunday paper total 2 for 2 dollars kelloggs cereal 18.2 oz or pop tarts 12 ct package price match walgreens get 4 for 5 dollars or $1.25 each box dawn dish soap 9.5-10.3 oz (small bottle) price match cvs use 50 cent coupon from this weeks sunday paper total 49 cents bic soliel shimmer razor (ladies) price match cvs use 2 dollar coupon from this weeks sunday paper total 99 cents mountain dew 12 pk price match fiesta total $2.50 each 2 bar s jumbo

Walmart
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome toWal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Wal-mart Kicks Off Online Holiday Shopping Deals
Put away the pumpkins and bring out the stockings. michael kors factory outlet Wal-Mart declared the holiday shopping season open by kicking off a selection of online deals Friday, nearly a month ahead of its usual Thanksgiving schedule. The offers included discounts on electronics and toys usually reserved for Black Friday. A 42-inch JVC television for $300 had sold out online by 10 a. m. Wal-Mart’s move is the latest sign that retailers are scrambling to make the most of a shortened holiday season through early promotions and aggressive marketing. There are six fewer shopping days between Thanksgiving and Christmas than last year.michael kors outlet online Retailers are also responding to consumers’ desires to start holiday shopping earlier, said Alison Paul, vice chairman at Deloitte, a consulting company. The company’s 2013 holiday survey found that the share of Americans who said they expect to finish shopping in November was five percentage points higher than

Wal-mart Kicks Off Holiday Shopping Season Online
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is upping the ante on holiday shopping. The world's largest retailer is pulling forward by nearly a month seven big deals on items like TVs and tablets that were originally reserved for the day after Thanksgiving and so-called Cyber Monday.michael kors on black friday Shoppers will be able to purchase the items online starting shortly after midnight Friday. At the same time, the company's website will be pushing another 300 holiday deals. The seven deals include a 42- inch JVC LED TV for $299, a savings of 36 percent, and a 10-inch XELIO tablet for $49, a 51 percent discount. The items will be available while supplies last. Last year, Wal-Mart offered about 100 holiday deals online right after Halloween, but the offerings were focused on home decor.michael kors for black friday "It's been a tough year for the average American family," Joel Anderson, president and CEO of Wal-Mart.com, told The Associated Press. "It's our job to be able to help our customers." He sai

Walnut-cheese Spinach Salad
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 15 Min READY IN 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 cups fresh raspberries * 1/3 cup sugar * 1/3 cup vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar or cider vinegar * 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 (6 ounce) package fresh baby spinach * 1 small red onion, thinly sliced, pulled into rings * 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese * 1/2 cup chopped walnuts DIRECTIONS 1. In a saucepan over medium heat, bring raspberries and sugar to a boil. Cook for 1 minute. Strain and discard pulp. In a blender, combine the raspberry juice, oil, vinegar and Worcestershire sauce if desired; covered and process until smooth. 2. In a salad bowl, combine the spinach, onion, cheese and walnuts. Drizzle with desired amount of dressing; toss to coat. Refrigerate any remaining dressing.

Walnut Chicken Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes. Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously. Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 mi

Walnut Loaf
Walnut Loaf 1 c chopped walnuts (use a new pkg of walnuts fresh from the store) 2 c torn toasted bread 2 c celery finely chopped 1 large onion finely chopped 3/4 c milk 2 eggs 1 t salt 2 T oil Mix and bake in a greased loaf pan 45 minutes 350

Walnut-crusted Chicken Breasts
Prep: 20 minutes Total: 35 minutes Packed with omega-3 fatty acids, walnuts add richness to this light breading; the coating keeps the chicken moist. For longer shelf life, store nuts in the freezer. Ingredients Serves 4 * 2 slices whole-wheat bread, dried * 1/3 cup walnuts * 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese, freshly grated * Coarse salt and ground pepper * 1 large egg white * 4 chicken breast halves, boneless and skinless (6 to 8 ounces each) * 1 tablespoon grapeseed oil * Lemon slices, for serving * Seasonal green salad Directions 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. In a food processor combine bread, walnuts, and Parmesan; season with salt and pepper. Process until fine bread crumbs form. Transfer to a shallow bowl. In another shallow bowl, beat egg white, letting excess drip off, and then into crumb mixture, pressing to adhere. 2. Season chicken with salt and pepper. Dip each breast into egg white, letting excess d

Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously.Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 min

Walnut Chicken Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes.Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Walnut Chicken Recipe
Skillet chicken with walnuts and green beans. INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes.Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously.Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 min

Walnuts
My mother-in-law was eating walnuts and our daughter wanted to try some. She asked why they called them walnuts, then she said "I know why they call them walnuts." We all went why is that. "Because it's hard like a wall and it's a nut." she said with a smile and was dead serious. lol

Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously.Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 min

Walnut Oatmeal Veggie "burger"
Ingredients burger mixture: 1½-3 cups walnut pieces 2 cups rolled oats ½ cup breadcrumbs 3 or 4 eggs, slightly beaten ½ cup skim milk 1 large onion, chopped fine 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp sage 1 tsp salt freshly ground black pepper to taste for cooking burgers: oil to brown patties 3 cups vegetable stock for serving: hamburger buns and any desired burger fixings Directions Grind walnuts in blender and combine with the rest of the burger mixture ingredients. Let the mixture rest in refrigerator for about an hour to let the flavors meld together. Form the mixture into patties. The entire mixture will make 8-12 burgers depending on the size patty formed. It is recommended to use half of the mixture now, and reserve the rest for use in another recipe or for more burgers later. Brown patties on both sides in a lightly oiled skillet, then pour the stock into the skillet and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, covered, for 25 minutes. Serve on buns

Walnut-streusel Apple Pie
* Active Time: 30 minutes * Total Time: 1 hour 30 minutes INGREDIENTS PREPARATION 1. You'll need a 9-in. pie plate. Place one oven rack in lowest position. Place a square of foil on rack to catch any drips. 2. Line pie plate with pie crust as package directs. Flute or crimp edge. 3. Streusel Topping: Mix flour, sugar, walnuts and apple pie spice in a medium bowl. Rub in butter with fingertips until mixture forms moist, coarse crumbs that will clump together easily. 4. Filling: Peel, halve and core apples. Cut in 1/8-in.-thick slices by hand (or with the slicing disk of a food processor). Place in a large bowl, add lemon juice (to prevent browning) and toss to coat. Mix remaining ingredients in a small bowl, sprinkle over apple slices and toss to coat. 5. Heat oven to 450°F. 6. Layer apple slices in pie shell, mounding them higher in center. Gently press mound to compact apples. Pat and press the topping mixture evenly o

Walnut Creek Pot Dispensary Owner To Defy City Council
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Walpurgis Night
30 Apr 2007 Walpurgis Night On the evening of April 30, bonfires are lit all over Sweden to mark the end of winter and the beginning of spring. People gather by the light and heat of the fire to listen to choirs performing a number of traditional spring songs - quite ironic if, in the meantime, sleet and snow are doing their best to put the fire out. Bonfire on the night of Walpurgis. Photo: Nils-Johan Norenlind / Tiofoto Celebrating Walpurgis Night on the eve of the feast of St Walburga was originally a German custom. Walburga, who was an abbess in Germany in the 8th century, has become Sweden's Valborg. Lighting bonfires, especially in the eastern parts of Sweden, is an ancient custom: it was done to scare off predators before the cattle and sheep were let out to graze but also to protect people against the witches believed to be gathering on this very night to worship the devil. Especially in university towns like Uppsala and Lund, the traditions surrounding Walpurgis

Walpurgis/thrimilci Or Beltane
Walpurgis/Thrimilci 22 April - 1 May The festival of Walpurgis, a night both of revelry and darkness. The nine nights of April 22 (interestingly enough, the modern festival of Earth Day) to April 30 are venerated as remembrance of the All Father’s self-sacrifice upon the World Tree Yggdrasil. It was on the ninth night (April 30, Walpurgisnacht) that he beheld the Runes, grasped them, and ritually died for an instant. At that moment, all the Light in the 9 worlds is extinguished, and utter Chaos reigns. At the final stroke of midnight, the Light returns in dazzling brilliance, and the bale-fires are lit. On Walpurgisnacht, the dead have full sway upon the earth; it is the ending night of the Wild Hunt. May 1 is the festival of Thrimilci; the beginning of Summer. Thrimilci is a festival of joy and fertility, much like Ostara; however, most of the Northern World is finally escaping from the snow at this time.

Walpurgis Night
Walpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated on April 30 or May 1, in large parts of Central and Northern Europe. Origins The festival is named after Saint Walpurga, born in Wessex in 710. She was a niece of Saint Boniface and, according to legend, a daughter of the Saxon prince St. Richard. Together with her brothers she travelled to Franconia, Germany, where she became a nun and lived in the convent of Heidenheim, which was founded by her brother Willibald. Walpurga died on 25 February 779. She is therefore listed in the Roman Martyrology under 25 February. Her relics were transferred on 1 May, and that day carries her name in, for example, the Finnish and Swedish calendar. Historically the Walpurgisnacht is derived from Pagan spring customs. In the Norse tradition, Walpurgisnacht is considered the "Enclosure of the Fallen". It commemorates the time when Odin died to retrieve the knowledge of the runes, and the night is said to be a time of weakness in the boundary between the livi

Waltz Of The Watersprite
Cascades of water crash upon the rocks It's mists lingering in the air. Such a powerful sound comes from the impact of water overtaking all beneath her. Nothing compares ... Yes ... I am a water spirit living within the mists. I create the faint rainbows that rise from the droplets of water. I am the sound that draws lovers close. And calms the anger of the one filled with bitterness. I am the water sprite flittering back and forth unseen by those of the mundane world , but visible to those gifted with the sight. I perform my dance of indescribable joy. Hoping that those feelings will somehow permeate your being. I will continue my dance until time is no more. Rendering you speechless as you stare in awe at the waltz of the watersprite ...

Walter Reed Gave Five-year, $120m Contract To Iap, Run By Former Halliburton Official
Walter Reed gave five-year, $120M contract to IAP, run by former Halliburton official 03 Mar 2007 The Committee on Oversight and Government Reform has subpoenaed Maj. Gen. George Weightman, who was fired as head of Walter Reed Army Medical Center, after Army officials refused to allow him to testify before the committee Monday. Committee Chairman Henry Waxman and subcommittee Chairman John Tierney asked Weightman to testify about an internal memo that showed privatization of services at Walter Reed could put "patient care services at risk of mission failure." [...] The letter said Walter Reed also awarded a five-year, $120-million contract to IAP Worldwide Services, which is run by Al Neffgen, a former senior Halliburton official. http://www.armytimes.com/news/2007/03/Weightmansubpoena/

Waltz;
today while taking a nap, i had the most interesting dream i think i/ve ever had. i/ve always told myself that i don/t want to live to be too old, but at the same time, i don/t like the actual idea of death and dying. i want to live my life fully and fit as much into it as possible without getting to the point where i am completely dependent on someone else. i don/t want to be an inconvenience. i want to be able to do things by myself. so; this dream i had, i was in a different time; a different era; on a big luxury cruise ship. i was in a vintage ball gown, all dolled up. i was with someone, dressed up in a tuxedo; and we were dancing. we were dancing as if no one was watching; and that/s when i realized no one was watching; there was no one in the ballroom. it was completely empty. the only thing to be heard was the old music crackling through the speakers. as we danced on and on, the floor began to tilt and we danced leaning the other direction. it was then that i

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The Waltz (2005)
It seems as though the words are not there when it comes to you i never know how to say it how to express my love i feel so cold at times so cruel yet so in love i demand your aid and i return your help yet the promise is unkept it's like a twisted fairy tale where the knight falls in love with the dragon i shred your esteem i bury your heart yet you love me im so cold the tears fall in my silence i'm so empty the warmth that i feel for you cannot warm my numbness I ride into the night upon Death's horse i take his hand the black rider i bear my soul to him he touches me with his insolence the dark rain falls covering me in it's acidic embrace i cry in vain i pray to the angels to guide me back yet i cannot seem to follow the trail I walk in the swamp and befall Medusa with her stone cold stare Death persues me returns me to his side I walk under his cloak this is no dream i see the demons that lurk within and without i

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“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” - Walt Disney

Walt Whitman - Song Of Myself
I Celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul, I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass. My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air, Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their parents the same, I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect health begin, Hoping to cease not till death. Creeds and schools in abeyance, Retiring back a while sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten, I harbor for good or bad, I permit to speak at every hazard, Nature without check with original energy...

Walter Mondale & Mark Dayton Support New 9/11 Investigation
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Walt Whitman 1
Walt Whitman Whitman had a series of careers as a printer, teacher, journalist, and Civil War nurse, but none as important as that of a poet. Born in Long Island in 1819, Whitman was a veracious reader and a lover of words. In 1855, Whitman self-published his groundbreaking work in Leaves of Grass, a book of verse that brought him praise from various literary and public sectors. In 1862 Whitman traveled to Washington, D.C. to care for his brother who was wounded in the Civil War. He stayed in the city caring for the wounded and then took a job as a clerk for the Department of Interior which he later lost when the Secretary of the Interior, James Harlan, found that Whitman was the author of Leaves of Grass, a book he disliked. Throughout the remainder of his life Whitman struggled to pay his bills. Writers from the United States and England who admired his work would often send him money to help defray his expenses. Whitman died in his home in Camden, New Jersey in 1892, a ho

Walt Whitman 2
“ The Wound-Dresser” 1 An old man bending, I come, among new faces, Years looking backward, resuming, in answer to children, Come tell us, old man, as from young men and maidens that love me; Years hence of these scenes, of these furious passions, these chances, Of unsurpass’d heroes, (was one side so brave? the other was equally brave;) Now be witness again—paint the mightiest armies of earth; Of those armies so rapid, so wondrous, what saw you to tell us? What stays with you latest and deepest? of curious panics, Of hard-fought engagements, or sieges tremendous, what deepest remains? 2 O maidens and young men I love, and that love me, What you ask of my days, those the strangest and sudden your talking recalls; Soldier alert I arrive, after a long march, cover’d with sweat and dust; In the nick of time I come, plunge in the fight, loudly shout in the rush of successful charge; Enter the captur’d works.... yet lo! like a swift-running river, they fade; Pass and are g

Waltz Uninvited....."shall We Dance..."
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Walter Cronkite
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Walt Whitman Poetry
Pioneers! O Pioneers! COME my tan-faced children, Follow well in order, get your weapons ready, Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes? Pioneers! O pioneers! For we cannot tarry here, We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger, We the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend, Pioneers! O pioneers! O you youths, Western youths, So impatient, full of action, full of manly pride and friendship, Plain I see you Western youths, see you tramping with the foremost, Pioneers! O pioneers! Have the elder races halted? Do they droop and end their lesson, wearied over there beyond the seas? We take up the task eternal, and the burden and the lesson, Pioneers! O pioneers! All the past we leave behind, We debouch upon a newer mightier world, varied world, Fresh and strong the world we seize, world of labor and the march, Pioneers! O pioneers! We detachments steady throwing, Down the edges, through the passes, up the mountains steep,

Walter
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning a...nd welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck u twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

Walter Mitty's Second Amendment
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Wamp Diz: Vem Amor Meu...
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Wamu .. Crashed?
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Wam Update
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Wana Know More About Me! Well Here It Is! :-d
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Wana Come Over ?
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Wana Win The Whole Farm Of Blings?
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Wandering - 06/13/02 - For Cory
Wandering It feels as through I just wander. Listlessly through this world. Without a thought, then they pour in. Just like life, the water, covers me. I cry, though. Without the thoughts I wouldn't live. Life no meaning. I would just wander. But still I am wandering, only with thoughts Not without them. Just without you. my friend. I am wandering. maybe we wander together. and will pass in the night. Yet I hold no hope for that. I realize your gone. Yet hope inside. your not. that you are out wandering like me. Quiet thoughts, screaming in your head. tears streaming from your cheeks. Like mine, looking, searching. wandering. I will find you, I will cry with you. Or I will cry alone. As I am wandering. Hoping to find you. Wandering. for my Cory Cory Alexander Edwards March 17th 1980- May 27th 2002Written on June 13th 2002

Wanderings
10-25-05 Wanderings/Wonderings Each of Us have a purpose in this circle we call Life .. Each of Us have a path to be walked upon .. Each of Us also have the choice as to which path we choose to follow ... We can decide for ourselves if we want the day to be good or bad ... Simply by the way we accept ourselves ... Every day may not perfect ... strife .. anger .. hurt .. fear ... all may make an appearance ... But our personal outlook will decide how each is handled ... those with the positive outlook may feel down for a bit ... but they will find a way to bounce back ... those with the negative outlook with play the wonderful pity party for all to see and hopefully feel bad for them as well .. Maybe if we are all honest with ourselves and just be ourselves we could show the world that .. One person at a time .. One minute at a time .. Someone ... Somewhere.. Cares Enough to go beyond Themselves in search of another to pull up .. maybe if we e

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Well my life has taken me all over this world and i guess i have a problem being able to stay in one place for very long, im a nomad and a wandered by heart. I love to see new places make new friends and see new things. The best thing ive ever seen was in New York when I was there for the Fourth of July a few years ago. Never seen quite a holiday display. Im a small town gal but love to be anywhere at anytime as long as im with the one i love.

Wandering
simply looking hoping to find that which you can see in a book that special place deep inside the one you have nothing to hide i seek that which can be found in the simple things quiet stillness i finally reach the end of my search filling the longing the pain seems to fade away such sweetness flows through making one become who they truly are to find one that can show this side is hard to find but you only have to search within to reach you goal let go of all thought be one with you feelings doubts fly away pain turns into joy impatient thoughts change their tune to show what ahead while you keep on wandering..... stay strong the storm is almost over jmc

Wandering
I'm just sitting alone, letting my thoughts wander through my head. Most people do this when they want to relax, but I cannot relax. There are still many things for me to still accomplish in one day. I wish that I could be like most people, and let my thought just wander randomly. I guess that I will never have that luxury...

Wanderings Of The Mind
Lost in the pit of chaos I glance around to see all I know so well. Sorrow, fear, hopelessness, and torment. Oh wait there is loneliness. Seeming to be trapped in this downward spiral. Barely able to raise my head atleast the tears have stopped. Hope and an Angel are all that keep me going. Yet my Angel is so far away I still struggle for her. Hope is a combination of two things blind faith that things will get better and the love still in my heart for one soul out there.

Wander My Friends
Siúlaigí a chairde, siúlaidh liom Mar cheo an tsléibhe uaine ag imeacht go deo D'ainneoin ár dtuirse leanfam an tslí Thar chnoic is thar ghleannta go deireadh na scríbi Seo libh a chairde is canaidh liom Líonaigí'n oíche le greann is le spórt Seo sláinte na gcarad atá imithe uainn Mar cheo an tsléibhe uaine, iad imithe go deo English translation: Wander my friends, wander with me Like the mist on the green mountain, moving eternally Despite our weariness we'll follow the road Over hill and and valleys to the end of the journey Come on my friends and sing with me Fill the night with joy and sport Here's a toast to the friends who have gone from us Like the mist of the green mountain, gone forever

Wander Lust
I day dream about being places far away from here. Or here even, but in the summer time. Sunlight warming my face and arms. And my legs would look good around your waist if only. I remember having someone love me (or so he claimed) so much he would travel across the country to be by side. and so he was, for but a short time. I want something real and concrete and full of whimsy. soon.

Wandering Mind...
nobody knew me... nobody cared... wind on my shoulder... nothing prepared... Days into nights... stars into dreams... three days driving... just as it seems... clouds on horizon... birds in the air... eyes narrowed sightly... glint in his stare... roaring mechanicals... thoughts left behind... carelessly wandering... wandering mind.... Vilulf all rights reserved

Wanderer
In fitful amnestic slumber consciousness infiltrates. Halogen beams pierce new vision hearkened into the world. Icy cold grips causing howls of resentment. Anguish of peace lost never to be gained. Shunned from acceptance, apathy clenches the soul. To be forgotten by time with crimson ichor, streaming from azure orbs. Never submitting to conformity of mass, walking the brambled path never to be wanted. Mocking laughter peals through the acrid and stunted mindscape. Flashes of fury split the sky, with a torrent of loss pouring from the war torn horizon. Salvation at the end of leather, cowardice trickles down the spine, the love that was never missing warming the night. Drifting in the sea of bones mulling towards the end. Soul of the heart sundered by the superficial trappings of the damned. Again alone, angst and depression huddling together seeking death that will not come. Doomed to be forever alone? Time stands still.

Wanderer
Wanderer Searching, seeking, follow up, hunt down look up, run down, making furious comparisons. Moving, progressing traveling on, a commute strange accents accentuate my loss of place exhausted. Hopeless, ruined beyond recall belonging no where nothing left but the notes. Traveler, wanderer, temporary citizen an apprentice of life Searching, seeking something. Custom Comments, Layouts & more † Dark Angel Designz † © Copyright 2007 Amawitch-granny witch

Wandering
Wandering It feels as through I just wander. Listlessly through this world. Without a thought, then they pour in. Just like life, the water, covers me. I cry, though. Without the thoughts I wouldn't live. Life no meaning. I would just wander. But still I am wandering, only with thoughts Not without them. Just without you. my friend. I am wandering. maybe we wander together. and will pass in the night. Yet I hold no hope for that. I realize your gone. Yet hope inside. your not. that you are out wandering like me. Quiet thoughts, screaming in your head. tears streaming from your cheeks. Like mine, looking, searching. wandering. I will find you, I will cry with you. Or I will cry alone. As I am wandering. Hoping to find you. Wandering.

Wandering And Wating Till.
wandering ,wanting all to fall> Night is just about to turn our blue sky black. Awe but we have light it shows thru the night , Laying on the ground with a camp fire about , To keep away a bear or animals romping around.. Or other creatures of the night. Snakes crawl around to get close from the cold. But you zip up in a bag ,like so. Marshmallows toasted on the fire , hot dogs and some coke to devoure. Wishing youd of caught a fish that you could of pan fried and made some rice. Coffee is ready and cokes are here to,. All we need now is to see who will serve the food. sitting around camp fire telling stories in the night , laughing.. joking too, then someone sits close to you. You gase into her eyes say how pretty she is tonight. others go off to bed and you and her walk awhile in stead. Moon lite night. Stars shining ever so brite. She reaches to grasp your hand and you take her hand in yours.. ,ya WALK MORE ON DOWN INTO THE NIGHT AND FIND THAT THIS IS SO BEATIFUL TO SPEND AN EV

Wandering Mind
SO I'M GOING CRAZY WITH BOREDOM.. AND THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT UP... GO SHOW THESE PEOPLE SOME LOVE, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYONE... GIRL, GUY, AND A COUPLE... JUST HOW IT GOES, THAT WAY YOU CAN PICK AND CHOOSE OR NOT BE A WIMP AND LOVE ALL THREE OF THEM.... THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE, CAME OUT OF THE CUTS AND HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SHOW ME LOVE, SHE IS A SWEETHEART AND WILL HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING!!!! USER FRIENDLY@ fubar THEN WE HAVE THE HUNTER, THIS GUY, FUCKING A, HE IS LIVING THE LIFE I SHOULD, PLAYING WITH GUNS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND SHOOTING THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS, ANOTHER GREAT FRIEND. ®!!!§ÑÎPËR!!!©**FUBAR HUBBY& R/L B/F TO** ~♥Night~Vixen♥~@ fubar NOW THE COUPLE, THESE TWO WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER, THEY ARE SO FUCKING HOOKED ON EACHOTHER IT MAKES ME PUKE IN MY MOUTH FROM TIME TO TIME, THEY DESERVE THE LOVE FROM ALL OF US... KevDog & LaUrEn♥@ fubar OK NOW GO SHOW THEM ALL SOME LOVE.. OR FACE KNOWING THAT YOU DID NOTHING AT ALL TO SUPPORT 4 GREAT F

Wander With Me
The world wanders with me tonight Little steps I take with you I follow your heart and I follow the moon So hidden far away from me The world wanders with us tonight Ahhh if only far away from here existed A place where to discover my heart To know if it can love you or not And it will wander and it will wander This heart of mine along with you And the earth will wander My life will wander and yes yes one day it will understand It's you who wanders with me tonight It's you who wanders far from here But yes I know that you are my moon Something you show, something you don't There are blue roads in the sky There are eyes, and the sky is already there Yes, I think this is the stars Ahh, if I could stop like this And it will wander, and it will wander My heart far from you And the earth will wander My life will wander and one day yes, yes it will understand Heart already far away Yes you are the moon If only i could discover it in the sky And it wi

The Wanderer
I sit in contemplation In search of the road ahead I know my life is open My world a fragile thread My past is but a memory My future a walk toward death My path a walk of learning With each passing breath I seek the song in silence I seek the love in hate I seek a thousand paths Upon me is their weight Upon which one to travel I cannot choose but one For all are right and all are light For all paths are none © Paganii 1994

Wandering
The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face LIfe in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders

Wandering, Searching, Longing..
I moved back to Az to be close to my family. I've been here since July and have seen my family only a handful of times. I get about as many phone calls as I did when I lived in Oregon. The only one I see often is my baby sister. I am glad about that, since she and I had a falling out and didn't speak to each other for 8 years. Well, I'm itchin to move on. I knew this was not where I wanted to be when I packed up and headed here. I knew Oregon was not where I wanted to be when I packed up and headed out, with minimal regret. I have been looking at different parts of the country, can't make up my mind. Louisianna is beautiful, Northern California, North Carolina, East Texas- I wonder if I'll ever find someplace to call home, where I won't always feel the need to find more. Maybe I'll buy an RV, take a leave from work and head out-

Wandering Angel - What I Am!!
Even as a child I was the one that people came to during tough times or for advice!! This has continued throughout my life!! A little over a year ago I discovered what the name of this is!! Wandering Angel! The good side of this is that I have had a wealth of friends in my life from time to time!! The down side to this is that I have found that with most, when times were going good and they did not need me anymore it was as if I was Mary Poppins or something!! Here today, gone tomorrow. When I needed love, support, advice, they were not there in return!! Everyonce in a while I hate being a Wandering Angel because it makes me feel lonely and empty when I meet someone special that I hope and pray are different!! Somehow I will survive the loneliness, I always have before!! Maybe someday someone will actually prove me wrong or something lol!! I know I am blessed for being a Wandering Angel & I do love it most times!! Blessed Be

Wandering The Desert Heat By Me
Wandering the desert heat Shuffling my tired feet Sun beats down upon my back Water is all I lack My travels take me far n wide Where next to go I must decide All that I meet stay with me From ocean to desert to sea All part of how and what I see I am a wanderer of the world When you meet me will you take into your fold? I will only be here for a short while I promise not to do anything vile I just wish to see the world And hear what you think, is that so bold?

Wandering Around By Me
Wandering around Spouting random thoughts aloud Spitting into the crowd Hiding behind a dark blue shroud My mind enjoys these little jaunts And loves to play in old haunts....... Me an my mind wandering off in different directions Seeking out new insurrections And more twisted reflections Along with more infections And reality deflections A ragged bass plays in the background A small rabbit hops by without a sound My brain screams to what are we bound Bring on the hounds A smile crosses my lips as I realize That the thunder is on the rise And the coming of what freedom lovers despise As we grasp at safety as our freedoms die Seek safety with the death of freedom And prepare for your serfdom

Wandering Children By Me
Moments in time lost among the masses we wander seeking signs time moving like molassas people chase, ever onward we race and race but do we go forward? moments lost to time as we contemplate, our choices on the signs, and the divergent paths they insinuate ever the decicions, right or left, up or down scattered visions, too many drown..... continually around times circle we run like mad children trying to cause riples, we the happily insane children

Wandering Through The Dark
went for one of my ussual walks is pretty tonight. decided to go down a street i had never been before and than made a turn randomly because the street happened to catch my attention because it was darker than the others no street lights. so followed it up a winding hill with no sidewalk and little room between me and any of the few cars that passed by. over all not a seemingly safe street. as i walked up the hill it got mystier and prettier. and i kept going until i had to walk on grass to not be in the street. i found myself looking off into the mist finding it pretty and wanting to be there, yet human nature tells us we aren't supposed to wander into random trees on the side of the road or into people's yards and all of that. eventually i had stopped walking stared into the trees, was a sort of woodsy area a ways from any houses though i could still see houses they were all the way down the foresty hill. i kept wanting to be in the trees and suddenly as if i wasn't controlling m

Wanderingsoul
Long ago when the gods we young and virtious they created man and woman as one complete being, one life one, one soul. The pperfect beings were happy and content with the way they were and live happily for a very long long time. The gods looked down on their craetions with geat joy at their happiness. As time went on the gods started to become jealus of the happiness that they had created with their creations, they became angry and spiteful. As time wore on the anger began to become unbearable. So in a fit of jealousy the gods rained down blots of lightening at their creations. When the smoke had cleared, the once happy creation of man and woman were seperated into 2 different beings. They were scattered all over the world and looked and talked different. Their curse for being so happy was this. Now as 2 lives, 2 souls they were doomed to search the earth looking for the one that would make them complete.

Wandering Feet
Wandering Feet by john p reed 2008.01.08 A life of false-starts excusedas exploring the many paths to myself.Direction-less, wandering feet carried meeverywhere but where I wanted to go.Searching for the warmth of the nest,I traveled into the depths of me.Decrying myself I recoiledfrom the solitude I saw there.The simple truth is that in the endI am, and always will be, alone.I laugh at my self-deception and, I think I understand God just a little bit more.

Wanda!! January :-)
JANUARY Birthdays: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at peoples flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

Wandering Mind
darkness surrounds my body mind and soul, standing there with nothing but emptiness. caged to my own hell, wonder will i ever be free from this choatic world that surrounds me and others. wrist and ankl sore with blood driping from them as these chains are still shackled upon them. trying to free them but no luck, i am loose and can roam for i have rip the chains from the darkness i once stood.i may be loose but i am still chained, for years the darkness is all i have, the only friend ive made with, no one there to free me from the hell ive been through. if olny i can remove these chains, then maybe hope will come through, but till then i am stuck in this mortal world of the unknown, where nothing seems to exist, but the sounds of my own breathing, and the voices of my own inner demon, telling me of things that can be very distrubing, but kept to mind, if he were to ever be free. for feel that is why the chains around me havent been releaseed. What damage he could cause, is beyond my o

[wanderlust]
My wanderlust manifests in peculiar ways.When I was growing up, my grampa told stories about D-Day. As injump out of a plane with a filmsy bit of folded nylon between him and certain doom with anti-air artillery going off next to his ears, and wind blowing him MILES off course from his drop zone and losing his gear. His first kill was -brutal-. I heard about it when I was 6. So what do I wanna do right now?When I get antsy, I want to scope up and make people go limp like puppets cut from their strings.WW2 simulators are GREAT for that, but eventually I find a hidey hole and just start making kills faster than I can resupply and innevitabley get bored. In particular I want to jump out of airplanes. I have for some time. Growing up I was the first one to the roller coasters, I'd stand on my tiptoes to get a past the height limit and get a thrill. Left my shoes untied so I could push up on my heels and stand on the back of em. Long pant cuffs covered it up. Water skiing, bungee sw

Wanderlust.
I always admired her from across the room, making certain to take in every emotion that danced across her face, studying her hands as they nervously expressed her words, and listening… listening to her soft voice, create the most beautiful tones of fear and pleasure, she sang like a fallen angel cast from the heavens to suffer one more life time. When I could no longer bare watching her face twist with the pain of her song, I would close my eyes and imagine my hand softly stroking her face as she sang through a smile, when my thumb moved to caress her lips she would sing with sounds that sent my body into a heated fit of lust and chilled my very core. I couldn’t breathe, at the very moment I reached the peak if lust she would stop singing. She looked so deeply into my eyes that I could feel her sole invade mine. My hand gently fell to her slender neck; her skin felt like creamy silk and tingled with warmth I could feel and hear every fast beat of her heart throug

Wandering Around Nude
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported. The 29 year-old Australian man had gone back the hotel in the resort town of Queenstown with a woman, but got up in the night and wandered into a bedroom where a couple were sleeping. "He was a bit surprised that there were two people in his room and he was butt naked," Sergeant Steve Watt of Queenstown police told the Southland Times. As the intruder slept, the startled woman took refuge in the bathroom as her husband summoned hotel staff. The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet.Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges. "It was far too funny," said Watt.

Wandering Bride Of Rt. 26
Spectral lady hitches ride, vanishesBy Mark LaFlammePublished: Aug 06, 2009 12:00 amIt happened like this: Shortly after midnight on July 11, a police officer in Mechanic Falls stopped to check on a teenage driver who was frantically flashing his headlights. When the cop approached the car, he found a 16-year-old named David who was badly shaken. The kid was in tears and babbling about something that happened moments ago in Poland.The story David told was a crazy one but not unique. For generations, travelers through this dark place have told tales of a young lady dressed in white hitchhiking along Route 26. Sometimes she's dressed in a prom dress and sits quietly in the passenger seat. Other times, she is a bride dressed in white or a morose young woman with a cautionary message to deliver.But our friend David had never heard those stories. He sat in his car stammering and trying to explain to the frowning policeman what had happened.Just before 2 a.m., David was driving on Route 26 b

Wandering Eyes
Hooked, Mouth still stinging from the rush Of lust. Fixated, intensely attuned life or death Breathe gasps, passion hunger. Once pulled intently, drawn nearer, grasped then mercilessly released. Underneith the waves still hunger as another is drawn in. Eyes no longer look upon me in want. I desire to be one with those eyes cold ambivilence a thick barrier of silence the hull protecting you from sinking. From releasing, from being with me.

Wandering Man. 1.0
Dear readers, this isn't a story about Knights in Shining armor nor a story about a couple falling in love. This is a tale of a Wandering Man who through no fault of his own, finding himself in strange situations not of his doing.The tale begins long ago when his mother was going through contractions. Being a small town, there was no hospitals, only mid-wives. The nearest hospital was 10 miles away on another island. Her dad got excited and told oldest daughter "Go get Mabel!" For Mabel was the mid-wife in town. Very trusted as she helped deliver half the town. Which is to say, she was ancient and well traveled. Roberta, having been delivered by Mabel 16 years ago got really upset. "No! I don't want Mabel to mid-wife my baby! She's the Crypt Keeper! My baby will be born in a hospital, damn it!"Roberta, being very stubborn, has set her foot down. She will not deliver the baby in the small village by a mid-wife. She made her older brother-in-law convince the bush pilot to fly 10 miles i

Wandering Man 1.25
Wandering man is 4 years old and visiting his cousins. Two male cousins Ken & Randy. Both are country bumpkins, which is to say when they are bored, rest assured, it won't last long. Randy the older cousin always had something to do and a place to go. He gathered up some wood and made his own hide-out. But that comes later.Ken & Wandering Man were closer to age and that suited them fine. Perfect partners in crime, Ken convincing Wandering Man get into plenty of trouble and @ 4 years old. It did not take much convincing.Wandering Man is an early riser always have been, much to Roberta's dismay. Well, Ken isn't an early riser but since Wandering Man is here, there is plenty to do. Who is to say what goes on in 4 year old minds? They thought it would be great to run around outside naked, avoiding cars & trucks as they drive by. (It is a small town, population 1,200. not much traffic @ 7 am) The road wasn't paved, still compacted dirt so there was no sidewalks only ditches & shrubs. Since

Wandering Man 1.5
Wandering Man was 7 years or so his mom volunteered their help moving friend. It was across town and they ended late and Roberta & Wandering Man stayed the night. He was on other side of town and no vehicle so Wandering Man walked to school. He remembered his 1st grade teacher telling the class where she lived. He decided he might as well walk with her to school. Knocking on front door, an older lady answers he asks "Is Missus King here?" the older lady says "I'm Mrs. King." Wandering Man replies "You're not Missus King." "Oh, you must mean my daughter, let me go get her." Now, this is makes the teacher feel special. She gushed over Wandering Man all the way to school. In elementary school, they line up before entering but the Missus King grabbed Wandering Man hand and said "Follow me." Special treatment because he walked his teacher to school. Thus began his fascination with older women.

Wandering Man 1.75
Roberta & her newly wed husband Kerry moved to San Fransisco shortly after the wedding. Both sides of family opposed the marriage. The father of the groom got him drunk the night before trying to convince him otherwise. So the groom looked his best the next day. Now the judge performing the ceremony knew the groom very well. As the groom was in court more often than not during his teen years for various law infractions. Mostly public nuisance & drunkenness. Judge asked the bride "Ms. Jones, are you sure you want to marry this man?" "Yes I do, your honor." "Are you sure? Do you know what you're getting into?" he asked again, seeing how young she was. "I want to marry this man." Roberta replied, she noticed the groom had trouble standing and was leaning on his father. So, in San Fransisco they started their lives together. Kerry a fisherman by trade but had mechanical skills, so he got a job at Union 76 as a grease monky. Roberta & Wandering Man took daily walks everywhe

Wandering Man 2.0
Wandering Man was 2.5 years old and his parents recently got back together after a short separation (which affected him deeply and sorely missed his step-dad) So, Wandering Man didn't let his dad out of his sight for two whole weeks. Kerry & Wandering Man would go on long walks getting to know each other again. Now Wandering Man has a thing for nylons. Not wearing them or even sexual in nature. He just loved the feel of nylons on legs. Now Kerry being a fisherman by heart and grease monkey has found the nearest all girl school near by. Walking by Kerry would point out "There is one, Wandering Man." and he'd walk up and start feeling the legs and say "Oh...nice." Kerry would play the "embarrassed dad" bit. the girls would giggle "Oh, he's so cute..." Then Kerry would tell son "You can't do that." And they'd walk off looking for another nylon wearing female. In San Fransisco during the early 1970's, there wasn't a shortage. Now Roberta often wondered where her husband and son went on t

Wandering Man 2.25
Wandering Man was 12 years old and wanted to scare his younger sister, Annie who is 5 years younger. His basic plan was to jump up from the bathtub saying "boo" when Annie entered the bathroom. The bathrom is located in middle of house and it has no windows at all. it is very dark and Annie has trouble with it being so dark. So Wandering Man was laying in the bathtub for 45 minutes waiting for Annie. Well, the door opened and light turned on and Wandering Man almost popped up when he realized it was his dad, Kerry. Knowing full well how much trouble he'd get into, Wandering Man did his best to be quiet. Kerry unbuckled his pants, sat down and proceeded to shit. Kerry was grunting and it made Wandering Man nervous because laughter & chuckling isn't needed right now. Wandering Man was thinking "Dad needs more fiber in his diet." And that was the last time Wandering Man did that.

Wander
i woke up feeling nothing. i sat up. and still lost in oblivion. my feet touched the floor, and i felt as though i was falling. lost in my own thoughts. wandering this nightmare, searching. but always comming up empty handed. my body aches. but still i ignore the pain. pushing forward, i am blind. sightless to the world. an invisible stranger, unknown my fate. whispered pleas, begging. my blood becomes cement. i am suffocating on my own sorrow, cursed with this sadness. i still wander. casting no reflection. for fear of what i've become.

Wanders
The Soul wanders, cold and alone, Praying its heart won't turn to stone It searches for rest, Some kind of peace. Searching a way for the pain to release. To find the trust it knows is there, To find the one who's heart it can share. Yet for, it will wander thru, Perhaps one day, it will find you..... Outlaw Dharq Angel

Waning Label
Subject Warning Lables! Body: Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think

The Waning Lover
This is something that I wrote last year around (October 2008), as I was recently doing some cleaning and going through my papers I ran across it and saw that it was never posted before. I do not remember exactly what was occuring at the time but this is how I felt at the time. The Waning Lover My thoughts of you are loving and kind. I treasure every moment that we have together. To know your breath will never grace my inner thigh or your hot wicked tongue ever taste my secret dew, drives me totally crazy. I love you with all my heart and I have done/I do things with you that I would never do otherwise. The passion was hot and vibrant when we first united but latey you seem less then enthuised with our love. Your mind at times seems in another world. You love everything I do to you including the oral. You on the other hand have said giving oral is a complete turn-off. I do not do the oral because it is a turn-on, I do it because I like to make y

Waning
I'm getting tired of this. The needless drama that surrounds my own family. One uncle dying, people get stressed out about it, I'm unemployed, no real hopes of college, single, and living in my parents basement. I can honestly say that if i were to vanish, there wouldn't really be any significant difference in the lives of those who surround me. I have no point. The only person who seems to have a want for my presence I'm not sure I really care about anymore, and I've seen women, rare though they may be, who I truly desire, but I have no chance with. I'm a lost soul... and i don't even know if i want to be found anymore. My thoughts turn more often to my leaving. No word, no notice.. just absence. Leaving a small void in the lives of my friends and family that could just as well be filled with a new pet. I've nowhere to go... though if I had a chance to be somewhere else I'm sure I should take it. I've just moved around so much that all places seem the same to me. T

Wanking
im tired of reading about how people say rate my profile..rate my pictures...why don't the people on my friends list talk to me...well i just have to say..i drop shout's out to people all the time..and i know of only of one person who responds....so if you want people to talk to you..talk back...if you want ALL of your photos rated...share them...well that's all for now. go tigers...thank god the yankees lost!!!

Wanking Caveman
Wanking Cavemen There were 2 cavemen, Ug and Og. Ug was sat in his cave wanking (he had just invented it) when Og walked in. "What you doing?" said Og. "Wanking" said Ug. Ug showed Og how to do it and Og left to try it for himself. Later, Ug heard a oud scream from Ogs cave and ran in. Og was sat on the floor with his dick in one hand and a club in the other. "What happened?" asked a curious Ug. No reply. "What happened Og?" After a minute or two Og replied, "when I tried that thing you taught me, it spat at me so I hit it with my club!"

Wanna Say Fuck You To The Cuntwhore. Let Her Hear You.
So, this is what the cuntwhore proposes at the moment. You want to bitch and complain, leave me messages here. Why? Cause I'm awesome and stuff. Hate me? tell the world how much of a cunt I am. Love me? tell me how much your cock drizzles for me or how much your twat aches for me. I like bullshit like this and now I have somewhere to put it. My music on my page is too important to be tampered with. Make sure to tell me who you are (your lc name). DO IT!!! If you get a busy server, try again later. Someone might be recording. k and thanks. Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage

Wanna See A Dirty Video--of Me??
well==ok--not a dirty video--but a rare performance snippet of my 8/8/2006 rock show doing my 2004 song "Dogpark". here's the link---just push 'play video' http://www.playgroundz.net/artists/music/bands/192/video.php love ya's

Wanna Bet?
Kerry and Derrick had been friends for a very long time, both of them were very competitive and a long time ago they'd gotten into the habit of making bets. Over the years the bets had become more and more sexual, they'd been each other's first kisses, he'd been the first person to see her breasts... now they were both 18 and they had an entire summer before they were separated by attending different colleges. The bets had become more and more interesting; since neither of them were seeing anyone they felt pretty free to challenge each other. And Kerry had to admit, her bets with Derrick were much more interesting than anything she'd done with any of her boyfriends, and for some reason she felt a lot more comfortable with him than she had with them. Maybe it was because of her closeness with Derrick - and his with her - that neither of their relationships with other people had lasted very long, but she was content with that. Besides, it was kinda fun to have the same person be all of h

Wanna Bet? Ch. 02
"Ok," Kerry said, "So if any of the horses on my list win, you have to give me head." Derrick grinned, "And if any of the horses on my list win, I want to watch you masturbate." Kerry's eyes got wide, "Oooo... actually I like that one better! I want to watch you masturbate too if I win." "Really?!" Derrick was surprised. She laughed at him, "Hey, not all us girls are rampant sex-starved fiends... I've always wondered what it looks like when a guy masturbates. I'd rather get that one first, it's a good one." Of course Derrick always hoped to win, but this time he especially did so. Somehow masturbating in front of Kerry seemed more embarrassing than erotic... ************************* They were both screaming "GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!" As two of their horses jockeyed for first... Kerry screamed triumph as Windfoot crossed the line ahead of the Red Baron and Derrick groaned. With gleaming eyes she turned to him, clicking off the TV with the remote, "Ok, so where do you

Wanna Bet? Ch. 03
Kerry laughed at the end of Jeopardy when her chosen person won, Derrick was smiling too. This time she'd bet him that if she won he'd have to eat her out. Sure, he wasn't going to get his own sexual satisfaction until later, but he'd been looking forward to getting his mouth onto a girl's pussy for the first time. Tell the truth, Kerry was actually more hesitant about it then he was; she'd never had a guy down there either. The only thing Derrick was worried about was that he'd be bad; but ever since they'd first made the bet where he'd risked eating her out, he'd been asking some of his friends and looking online for some tips and how-to's. He thought that he'd probably be ok. Getting laid out on the bed, Derrick started to unbutton her shirt, Kerry laughed and tried to close it again, "Hey, that's not part of the deal!" she told him. Grinning, "I have to get you in the mood though," and what a chance to get his hands and mouth all over her body! Smiling, seeing his point, she

Wanna Bet? Ch. 04
This time Derrick had a little bit of a surprise for Kerry, "If I win, I want to watch you masturbate with this," he said, grinning at her startled expression as he put the large dildo on the table. It was a dark tan color, 6" long and 1" around; nothing too hefty although slightly longer than the vibrator she usually used on herself, "It's got a remote," he showed her as he continued to grin. Kerry just laughed at him, "Fine, but if I win, you've gotta eat me out while you masturbate." Squirming a little at the thought of having to show her just how much she turned him on, for some reason it seemed kinda embarrassing, he nodded. And they turned to watch the swimming. One nice thing about the Olympics, it gave them so many opportunities to bet. Derrick whooped and cheered as two of his picks came in first and second on the 200 butterfly, their chosen race. Flicking off the TV, he tossed the dildo to Kerry with glowing eyes. Just as she had found it exhilarating to strip for

Wanna Bet? Ch. 05
"If I win... I want to pop your cherry," Derrick looked anxiously at Kerry, waiting for her reaction. He was being awfully bold, but it was true. It was halfway through the summer before they left for college, they were both virgins... and she was the girl that he'd always been the closest too. Sure they'd keep in touch, but they wouldn't see each other as much. And he cared about her, maybe he was doing this as a bet, but heck, might as well if that was how he could do it. He'd rather lose his cherry to someone he cared about. To his relief, Kerry smiled at him. She'd actually been expecting something like this ever since their bets had started to push more boundaries, "Fine," and she'd come prepared, "If I win I want to take your virginity." Derrick was confused, "Isn't that the same as what I get if I win?" "Oh no," her grin broadened and she took the item she'd brought with her out of its bag and placed it on the table, "If I win, I want to pop your cherry with this." S

Wanna Bet? Ch. 06
Kerry put the dreaded strap-on onto the table again, grinning, "Same as last week," she told him, "I win, I get your cherry." Derrick gulped, but countered valiantly, "Fine... but if I win, I get yours." The obvious challenge didn't make her hesitate an instant, she'd known what she was getting herself into the moment that she'd even brought anal into the picture. It was something she'd always been rather curious about anyway, even though it was something that she thought was kinda dirty, the naughtiness of it had always turned her on. And fair was fair if she was making him bet his ass, she might as well have hers on the table too. ********************* Derrick trudged upstairs heavily, following Kerry's swaying ass. Cold comfort that he might have had that if he'd won... he was very unsure about how he felt about this. On one hand, yeah it was with a girl, on the other hand, he'd never wanted anything near his ass. Social stigma maybe, but it was also supposed to hurt and

Wanna Bet? Ch. 07
This week Derrick was feeling much more prepared, after all, last week he'd been through what he'd thought would be his biggest boundary pusher ever. He'd let Kerry take his anal cherry with a strap-on, this week he announced, "If I win, I want to take your ass, " and he leered at her. She giggled at his mock threatening look and tossed her head, "And if I win, I want you to fuck me..." his face brightened up and she laughed again, "and then eat me out after you cum." Now he just looked conflicted and she started laughing again. Making a face at her, he examined his feelings about this... well either way he was going to get a lot of pleasure, but he wasn't sure about eating out a pussy full of cum. Even his cum. Maybe even especially his cum. Well, no... now that he thought about it he felt more comfortable eating his own that someone else's... the thoughts were just all going circular in his head. Kerry watched him from the corner of her eye as she again wondered what it would b

Wanna Bet? Ch. 08
"So, if I win today, I want to tie you up and play with you." said Kerry, her eyes twinkling as she winked at Derrick. The idea of being totally at her mercy was both frightening and breath-taking... but he had his priorities too, "If I win, I get your ass cherry." And he leered at her. He was dying to take her in the ass ever since she'd had him, and although last bet he'd lost had ended up being thoroughly enjoyable, he still hadn't been able to stop thinking about winning. After all, Kerry did have a fantastic ass, and since she'd taken his cherry it was only fair that he took hers. This time, as they watched horse-race, she climbed onto his lap and let him play with her tits as they watched, her ass grinding down into his dick. He could feel her firm cheeks between the clothe that separated them and was very very hard already; pinching her nipples tightly he listened to her moan. There was also something exciting about losing, he'd have no control over what she did to him and

Wanna Bet? Ch. 09
Kerry and Derrick began their bet as usual... although they were getting much less creative. Either way they were going to have some kind of sex - Derrick wanted to spank her and then take her in the pussy AND ass, Kerry wanted to tie him up and play with him. Neither of them even really cared if they lost, they both knew that they were thoroughly going to enjoy the afternoon... and it was a good thing too. The end of summer was coming closer and they would be going back to their separate colleges soon, a sad prospect but also an inevitable one. Sitting on the couch, neither of them could have said who started it. They were idly caressing each other of course, teasing touches designed to arouse, get each other going... waiting for the end of the bet had become a lot more fun of late. Derrick slid his hands under her shirt and brushed against her breasts - a teasing gesture that backfired on him when he found that she wasn't wearing a bra. Sliding onto his lap, Kerry ground her ass d

Wanna Bet? Special Chapter
Kerry and Derrick were contemplating their last few days together when he remembered something he'd wanted to do before they left for school. Sure they'd still be dating, but in the tradition of this fantastic summer he'd wanted to do it before they left; one last thing, and the only thing that they hadn't really done. "Hey honey," he whispered to his girlfriend as they watched the movie. "Mmm?" she was a little distracted as she was fiddling with his dick inside his pants, not actually interested at all in the movie. "I've been thinking about that bet you lost, the one where you said that if you'd won you'd want to tie me up and play with me... would you still like to do that?" His question was well rewarded as her eyes lit up and she turned to look at him. "Really? You want that?" Kerry's voice was joyous and she gave his dick an extra hard squeeze, making his balls ache. "Oh yes," he moaned, "I know I'll probably pay for it when you're playing with me and I'm not gett

Wanna Be A Hellsouth Gurl??!! Read!!
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Wanna Show Me Some Love
hey all stuck my belly after four in abs contest please come show me some love *winks* ty to all ahead of time muahhhhzzzzzzzzzz just click on link/pic one thing i ask though if ya think down ratin others is gonna help me its not and even if it did wldn't want ya to do so....its is counted by the votes soooooo B NICE

Wanna Be My Slave
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Wanna Make-out?
You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You? Was There Ever A Doubt?? lol 10 Cherries gets you 10 mins...hehe So dont forget!! :P

Wanna Be W/ Her......
Lonely without her... my hand held over my eyes... hoping her hand clasping in mine... can it be in time? Only my will with lowered spirits... her... a wondrous woman... in her anger - not at me - yet against countless times - will we have another weekend - will I have hope at all. Will I have another morning waking up with anticipation looking to my side and seeing her? There is her, and then there is me - feeling… oh... yes!

Wanna Be Startin' Something-michael Jackson
-I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You´re stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah) It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah) I took my baby to the doctor With a fever, but nothing he found By the time this hit the street They said she had a breakdown Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin' Taikin', squealin', lyin' Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is

Wanna Dance ??
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Wanna See Me Nude?
well forget it! ain't happenin I just did this to get your attention so nyah! actually I am just giving ya notice that I'll be takin requests from today on for my song of the day blog what I do is put a video and the lyrics to a song that I listen to a lot and I try to show you guys the kinda music that I listen to all the time. Now its your turn to show me what kinda music ya like so request those songs and I'll put em up for ya :)

Wanna See My Nude?
If you do then please go to the following link and help me win this nipple piercing contest! If I win then I will open my private pics up for EVERYONE to see! The contest is based on comments only so bomb the hell out of the comments for me! Love you all and thanks alot, Kelly

Wanna Have A Lovely Hair
MAINTAINING BEAUTIFUL HAIR - THE HERBAL WAY DAMAGED, DRY HAIR: A nourishing conditioner for dry or damaged hair, which can be used for all hair types: Separate the white of an egg from the yolk, whip it to a peak. Add 1 Tbsp. water to the yolk and blend until the mixture is creamy. Then mix the white and yolk together. Wet your hair with warm water, remove the excess moisture, and apply the mixture to your scalp with your fingertips. Massage gently until the froth is worked into your scalp, and then rinse the hair with cool water. Keep applying the mixture until it is used up and then rinsed until all of the egg is washed away. DANDRUFF: Pour distilled white vinegar onto the hair, as close to the scalp as you can manage; massage into the scalp; and allow to dry for several minutes before washing as usual. Repeat daily until the dandruff disappears, usually within a few days. HAIR LIGHTENER: To lighten hair, use 1/4 cup chopped fresh rhubarb to 2 cups boiling water. Coo

Wanna Lay Down
Wow we packed most everything up in the uhaul just the mattress's and computers are still here. After Sunday I will not have any internet cnnection till Wed, I hope they get it all hooked up on Wed. Kisses Alyse

Wannabe's.... A Blog By My Best Friend Steinie
Good morning everyone I am up early to catch a few hours of alone time time here before the day starts and decided to share some thoughts on things that have been on my mind lately. My number one issue that has predominated my thoughts lately are friendship and trust.Since about August of last year I have learned a very hard series of lessons about both of these and what the words honor among friends means. A long talk with an old friend brought everything into focus for me this week.This friend and I walked the same path of booze and drugs and wild life in our younger days and he sobered up a few years before I did in the late 1980s, so he understands my perspective and I totally trust this man and his advice. Honor. I consider honor to be something one cant earn through a deed or buy with a gift to a friend to make up for a wrong committed. An honorable man does what he says and is who he is and portrays himself to be day after day.An honorable man takes care of his friends and famil

*wanna New Drug?*
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Wanna See More Of Me????
Hey Guys!!!!! Thank all of you for all of the amazing comments and ratings. I hope that you are all enjoying what you are seeing on my page!!! I've had a great turn out with views on my private pics so I hooked up with the creator of www.bubbleyumgirl.com and I'm going to be featured on the site. We're also working on getting my own private site up and running.... SO, if you like what you are seeing here... then come check out even more at.... www.4kev.com There's not much there now, but more will be added soon... including videos!!!! So, I'll keep you posted. Anything special you'd like to see on the site???? Message me and let me know and it'll be added!!! Anything for my fans!! Wanna chat?!?!?!?!? AIM: cbrowneyedgirl13 MSN: dheerajtina1118@hotmail.com Yahoo: want2play6917 Love you guys....MUAH Tina

Wanns Be Woken Up Like This Yummy
I imagine we are, of course, laying together in bed. I am on my side and you are cuddling to my backside, spoon fashion. It had been a particularly memorable night the night before. We were celebrating something or other, perhaps the 1 millionth visitor to your web site, or something. Anyway, we had sought and broken our old records for the number of times we both had pleasure, so we were both exhausted, but very, very happy. I awoke before you, and was enjoying the feel of your firm breasts and warm body pressed against mine. Your arm coiled lazily across my chest, one leg snuggling itself between mine. After a minute or two, you stirred, breathed deep and rolled over. Not moving away, just changing position. I remembered I had written you this little message before we had met and decided now to try to wake you the way I had in the e-mail I had sent, so long ago. I knew we would both need fluids after last night, so I slipped silently out of bed to get myself some OJ and broug

Wanna Million Dollars?
the pic i used is an old one,look for an update soon.im getting tired of getting these damn YOU ARE A WINNER OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS sweepstakes at my apartment all the time.youd think it would be cheeper to pay the doe than to send out 35 million bs statements,oh well maybe one day ill win,yea rite.im new to this site and this city so help me out,i want some friends . its boring as hell in a new town but when the population is listed by visitors only u know u r in trouble,lol.well cannt win em all.i love the outdoors,partying and my bike.the wind in my face and the sounds of the motor are my links to my sanity and freedom.its the only escape in this life.keep the wind in your face and the cops off your a--later!

Wannabes Make Me Sick
lookit one of my pix & you'll see a message/challenge to Miss Julianna, a so-called Holy person who speaketh with forked tongue! She has the gall to pass judgement on me, calling me a Hater, without even knowing me! Full of hypocrisy & in full blown denial, she claims that she 'knows' my character flaws without ever having entered into discussion with me about them. Her misconception is furthered evidenced by her ability to prevent me from replying to her assertations or by commenting on her false, hurtful & downright Rude remarks about me. Why, since I've never had any discourse with this woman, does she, herself, attack me with such hate? Without any further data in hand, one can only suppose that she herself has a hidden agenda & wishes to cause grief & pain for no apparent rhyme or reason but that onlu serves to provide more conviction to my belief that online forums only serve to bring out the worst in people by providing such anonimity to further their false superiority. Call m

Wanna Make My Dream A Reality...
I want to feel your touch, all over me, your hands taking me to extasy. The smell of you intoxicatesme, the way I want you noone can see. I want your body I want it know, I just can't imagine how, I ever lived with out your tender kiss. Your arms around me is what I miss.It felt so right even if it was just for the night, when my head was on my pillow, and my dreams in beautiful flight. Wanna make my dream a reality?

Wanna Spice Up Your Day?
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Wanna Watch A Scary Movie?
Hey. Wow. Three blogs in basically one night! Amazing huh? Lets see. Had some Long Island Iced Tea. lol- only tea I care to drink. Dont like the hot or iced kind, or the sweet or unsweet kind either lol. Did grab a bite at the awful waffle. Now home.Guess its movie time.... so put on ur pjs, grab some popcorn, and lets hang out

Wanna Go For A Bite...
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92%Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage67%Whips42%Blind Folds33%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Wanna Make Some Money? Or Wanna Save Money On Your Health Needs?
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Wanna Know What Women Hate?
Wanna know what hot women HATE? When guys bring out the sex talk way too early. They drop in a one-liner, a punchline with a double meaning, or just plain blurt out something about tits or legs or spanking or fluids. I swear, it's true - you might be one of those guys, and you are making usn all look BAD. Remember, online, they can't read your body language, or like you for your boyish charm or the way you forgot to tie your shoes, or the million little things that make girls think we are cute (that we miss altogether). So if you bring up sex, you are just some stranger, some perv, some asshole and creep. In fact, you are just another one of hundreds of men that bombard these women daily. I have talked to hundreds of women and this is their first complaint - other than guys just being boring. That's the deadly combination that makes women turn off of online dating in general. Which is great for you. Because now you get to be the Stand Out guy. So, here's what

Wanna See Me ????
WE WILL RETURN THE LUV !!!! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED ! CLICK ON PICTURES BELOW AND GET YOUR COMMENT ON :) THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S APPRECIATED HOTTEST CHERRY 2006..ENDS JAN.2 THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

Wanna Know Me?
Well let me see...I am a 39 year old single mom of 3 wonderful kids(of course I think so..lol).I live in Greeneville,Tennessee.I am a very honest person with a heart of gold and the best friend a person could ever have.I love being outdoors.Going camping and fishing.Love to play pool and go bowling...watching movies snuggled on the couch with that special someone (where is he?)lol.If there is anything else you would like to know about me just ask.I am an open book but please no dirty comments or questions please.Thank you

Wanna Know Something??
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Wanna See Me Naked?
Click banner to see more! I know I already have a website at www.justjuicyjoy.com but this website is all ametuer done. So they are home photos not professional pictures. However, I highly recommend my other site sometimes ametuer sites can be more fun and personal. So go check it out. I just started it! It doesn't cost a lot to join and the price is not recurring so go take a look! Please!

Wanna Know More About Me?
1.) What curse word do you use the most? feces!! just kidding...ummm i'll have to go with "fuck". 2.) Do you own an iPod? nah...i have a cheapo mp3 player. 3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? thor! because i live with him hehe 4.) What time is your alarm clock set for? 6am...i've been an early riser lately. 5.) What color is your house? blue and white...it's pretty :) 6.) Flip flops or sneakers? flip flops in the summer...sneakers in the winter. 7.) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? hmmm both i suppose...but i do enjoy taking pictures... 8.) What was the last movie you watched? banditas! it was cute :) 9.) Do any of your friends have children? mmm hmmm! my best friend has a little boy :) 10.) Has anyone ever called you lazy? oh gosh...of course...i call myself lazy all of the time. 11.) Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? nope...they don't work on me anyway. 12.) What CD is cu

Wanna Go Vote Again Today?
Hey Everyone! I know ya'll are going to be so happy when this contest is over for the best bj LOL...but if you are bored and want to go vote for me today (maybe during commercials between plays today?), then here ya go..here's the link. http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme/vote.pl Ya'll are the best! Thanks to your help, I'm at 229 votes (only 15 votes behind first place!). I'm so excited! Hope you have a great day today! XOXO, Aimeelynn

Wanna Smile Today?
No, I am not getting naked.... Read this: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore.......... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 4 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 5. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN" 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNA

Wanna Be My Crush???
I am going to do my own contest, one that cant be fixed ( like all the ones on CT). Heres how it works........ I am going to send out 5 crushes to my 5 favorite guys on CT. You will be my special CT friends and receive most of my attention. How do you win??? simple, be the one to send me the nicest photo comments, comments, gifts, etc......show me you want to really talk to me and get to know me. This will run until the end of January, then the Fianl 5 crushes will compete up to Valentines Day weekend to see who will be my Valentine and be my most Special Friend on CT. Every day during the week, i will post a bulletin with the top 10 guys that are leading, it can change everyday. So if you really want to know me and me special friend, start saying the nice things, showing how raomantic you can be, how you would really treat me if i was yours. Good luck boys oxoxoxoxoxox~~Jackie TOP 10 as of 1-18-07 #1- #2- #3- #4- #5- #6- #7- #8- #9- #10- no one yet, updates are by

Wanna Be On My Next Album??
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Wanna?
Wanna Be in the Sweetheart contest? with the upcomming holiday I thought it would be a good time for this... send a pic of you and your sweetheart together to JO JOJo Jo..need points.. return all favors :)@ CherryTAPTell a Friend :)

Wanna Know What Ii Really Need In A Lover?♥
WanNa knOw whaT ii reaLLy NEED in a LOVER? Someone to take care of me. Someone who ii feel safe with while im in their arms. My security. My comfort. Someone to watch out for me and my best interest. Someone to encourage me to succeed in life. Be my supporter. My #1 Fan. I need a guy who tells me the complete and brutal truth. I long for honesty. No bullshit, just the truth. T-R-U-S-T. A guy who can come out WITH me, let me have my fun while he has his, and know im going home with him. No worries, just me & him. Together. Someone fun. A guy who loves to LAUGH with me and AT me. Someone to be myself with. A guy who loves me for me. Not just what you see in pictures... A guy who loves me without all the makeup, clothes, & glam. Just siimple ole' me. A guy who can appreciate my strength. Someone who U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D-S. A guy who will listen to me.. even when im venting about something that doesnt matter in the whole scheme of things. Just listen. A guy who stands up for himsel

Wanna Be Mine ?
HEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST. ~** RULES **~ . COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED . YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF . PIMP YOURSELF . NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN ! . WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO. . I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH. ***** PRIZE ****** PRIZE(S) WILL BE BOUGHT FROM CHERRY GIFT SHOP AND ALL MONEY EARNED FROM CONTEST GOES TO WINNER,SO THE MORE

Wanna Thank Everybody Who Voted For Me
i just want to take this time to thank the very slim few who voted for me and you all know who you are and i just want to say if you need votes u can count on me thank you again

Wanna Be My Ct Valentine?
Hey im looking for someone to be my valentine this year. this is gonna be my first time celebrating it in years. So any females interested, feel free to leave a response and i will get back. let me know why ur interested and what will make u the best one for it. until then, take care. cant wait to see who all is interested. ~ Stinger Nitro

Wanna Bet On The Game?
I just wanted to invite some friends of mine to bet a blast on the game. I am only taking 2 or 3 Colts fans on this bet. Seven day blast for the winner. So if you are interested hit me up and let me know. Hit me up!!!!! DeWayne Fifthwarrior06

Wanna See How You Play A Guy?
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Wanna Commentbomb Faster..??
well then just open up a bunch of tabs on firefox or seamonkey and comment in one tab then close tab and repeat till all tabs r gone and then open up more tabs and repeat (repost of original by 'Demented_Angel™ {B&A FAMILY MEMBER}' on '2007-02-02 14:59:55')

Wanna Know More About Whats Going On?
Check out this website www.hsdent.com mouse over key concepts and read the fundamentals. Read them all if you want to know whats gonna happen with our economy. Many of you might not care too much and I'm not here to scare you. I just think this is important information that everyone needs to know. Thats why I'm sharing it with you. This is whats gonna happen folks thats exactly why you want to have a business that will eventually become self propetual and build you residual income. I have that business model and plan. Check out my last blog on Success and look at the webinar. Its 10 minutes and it will open your eyes!

Wanna Know More???
The following is taken from my personal profile on Myspace. It goes into a lot more depth of my inner workings. Enjoy, if you dare!! Are you 28 or older? If not, then don't waste my time or yours. I love younger guys, but PLEASE be over 27. If you are under 28, trust me, you will get NOWHERE with me. I don't care how BIG you THINK your cock is, how "mature" you THINK you are, or how much you THINK you can handle me, GO AWAY LITTLE BOY! It ain't gonna happen!! NO WAY, NO HOW!! Sorry you wasted your time reading all this, but this is extremely important!!!! And if yer under 18, I won't even add you as a friend. So don't waste your time even messaging me. NO KIDS!! I am every guy's idea of the perfect girlfriend. Or so I've been told. Why am I single? I have no idea. I own my own home, my own car (both are paid for) my two girls are grown and gone. I am smart, witty, funny, educated, well versed in a variety of subjects and I watch football. I not only watch, but I actually kn

Wanna Have Cyber Sex - Lmao
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wel

Wanna Know??
You wana know who I am? I am you and you are me: I am your brother,your sister; We are descends of distance tribes that were once united by land. What? Pangaea, the scientist call it. I refer to it as one nation. And so, my brother you know who I am. The genes that unite us are ancient. The same gene that ties us to our mothers: thereby taking care of mother earth is our responsibility. That gene you feel when you hear a native drum, are represented by those chills that runs through your body as the sound travels through the distance. Running through your body, remember, is the blood that units us. That same gene that you feel when you smell the copal (incense); that smell that acts as purification and prayer, which our mother provides us. That ancient memory. The memory that comes through visions that our grandfather peyote provides us to see and remember. Those genes that help me survive Sun Dance every summer. The dance when I walk with the sun for four days

Wanna Trade?
ok ive had alot of people beggin me and askin me if i have naughtier pics.. well this is ur chance to see one of those. for everyone that can send me a naughty story that turns me on..to deadlycherryangel@yahoo.com along with their email address will recieve a pic. it has to be a story U wrote.. not one u found someplace online or in a mag. if u think this is a good trade then send away. i look forward to hearing ur stories. (hint: include details and make it believeable)

Wanna Know?
50 things about lil oh me 1. I am 29 2. I am 5'4 3. I am 125lbs. 4. I have never dyed my hair 5. I bite my toenails 6. I also bite my fingernails(such bad habits) 7. I am a smoker 8. I am a huge tomboy 9. I got 10 tattoos 10. I want 3 more 11. I got 4 peircings now that my nose closed... 12. I have 5 kiddos 13. One died 6 years ago(R.I.P. Adrianna) 14. My Dad died a year later 15. I love animals 16. I like anything to do with outdoors 17. I am a huge Kentucky Wildcat basketball fan 18. I can play some bball...yep 19. My kids r 12,11,9 and 7 20. I have 1 brother and 2 sisters 21. I am the oldest 22. I am a ghost hunter 23. I love cemeteries 24. I love my camera as u can tell 25. I take pics of everything 26. I have 1 true friend 27. I make memorial websites 28. I wanna learn how to do more with photoshop 29. I did not finish high school 30. I have complete and passed way above average 3 of my 5 G.E.D.test 31. Gonna go take the other 2 really soon 32.

Wanna Know More About The Insane Italian Redneck ?
WOW, thanks, that's a compliment in itself. Well, the easy was would be to just check out my profile on myspace and go to www. myspace. com/american_thundershark lots more pics, that i'll eventually put here on Cherry. Again, Thank you, Stormy

Wanna Know Why She Won't Date You???
HERE'S A BRUTAL LOOK.... THIS DIPSHIT WRITES.... I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'

Wanna Repost Something?
God Damn I LOVE YOU TALIA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! before this get lost somewhere on the bulletin board........ Talia (T-Ro) said............ Alright, prompted by Sugartastic, the most sardonic-ass coochie on this site, I feel the need to rant. What the damn is wrong with some of you? Why must you post copious amounts of dumbfuckery in bulletins? Why must you feel the need to post some random chain-letter that every other mouth breather on this site has already posted? They're never funny and just serve as a warning to others that you may be the product of imbreeding. Congratulations! Move back to West Virginia and stop wasting my Interwebz. Secondly, asking for people to "comment bomb" your contest pics? Shut the fuck up. Seriously, stop it. No, fucking seriously! I mean it. This shit is ridiculous and you need to get either A. some self respect and self esteem or B. A pistol to put in your fucking mouth. I'll sit quietly and wait... Go on... Pick one. What else? Oh yes!

Wanna Buy A Henchman Account? Heres How!!!
So Cherry Tap isnt about the $$$$$ this place is so much greater than any other site??? lmfao then what do you say to this? So CT isn't about Money??? then why in hell are their BIG WIGS SELLING THEIR FUCKING CT ACCOUNTS ON EBAY FOR STARTING BIDS OF $500?!?!?!?!?! ANSWER ME THAT! come join me, where there the owners and top members do not sell out, SB to find out where!!

Wanna Hear Bucky Covington's Opry Debut?
Here's the link to the Opry Archives. Bucky comes in about 38 minutes into the file, you can go straight to it without listening to the first half hour. He was awesome and just listening to it takes me back. Hope you enjoy it and if you have GAC channel, Bucky will be on again April 7th and that show will be televised. :) Bucky's Opry Debut Audio Join Bucky Nation-Get an AUTOGRAPHED CD!! HUGS! CJ

Wanna Make A Bet?!?!
A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, $365,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked,"Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $15,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my

Wanna Know How To Use Your Fingers On Me?
I have an idea of how you can use your fingers and make me feel really good....you can slowly move the mouse to the pic below and gently click me in the right spot. Then you can move down slowly to the comment box..(oh yeah baby..right there..oh that feels so good) then take your fingers and rub them on..your keyboard and type slowly and then quickly hit me in the spot that says send comment..and keep doing it over and over again until you can't handle it anymore...I will let you explode with comments all over the page. When you are done you will walk away satisfied and I will walk away with my corvette.. Oh yeah baby...luv u

Wanna Direct Your Own Show?
Then come see me on cam. This is the link to see private shows with me that YOU get to direct. Have you had a naughty fantasy about me? Want to see me squirt for you? Have me saying your name when I cum? How about see me suck cock? Then you cum play with me online. Here is 10.00 off your first show. When you sign in to your account, you would just enter this code (AIM49488) at the top where it says "promotion codes". This coupon is good through til Wednesday the 28th. Looking forward to cumming for you ;0) Aimeelynn

Wanna!
As we walked by each other down on the beach, Cant help but to think the lessons she'd teach. Would she hold my hands tight and tease me a bit, Would she just let me at her and not give a shit. Id slide up her skirt and pull down her thong, I slide my hands up her leg, holding her strong. Kissing her stomach and nibbling on her hip, Bitting her nipples and licking her lips. Around to the back i will find the right spot, Ill know when she shivers that means she's hot. To the back of her neck and tugging her hair, To the small of her back im going down there. As she bends to the front and opens them wide, Ill spread open her lips and taste deep inside. Lay her down on her back and dont let her touch, Start bitting her neck then she starts to clutch. As i run my hands shoftly inside the thieghs, I can see her plesures right through her eyes cont.....................jw

Wanna Continue!
................cont. My hands like silk run across her bodies desire My breath on her back setting her passion on fire The warmth of her moisture on my wondering hands She tries to caress my body then i take command Her hands pinned over her head none said to start Stoking her breast and feel the beat of her heart She shivers as i glide down kissing every spot Tasting her sent until she tells me to stop Back up her body as i begin to start to please I slide it in a little she likes it when i tease Breath to breath eye to eye i see she wants me in Her true climax i will reach to please i do begin cont...........................JW

Wanna Bet?? Lol .........
OK, I HAVE A BET FOR YA, GOTTA LET ME KNOW THAT YA WANNA TAKE ME UP ON IT THOUGH......... THE BET IS, I BET YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH, ALL WEEKEND! SEE, IT'S BECOME AN AUTOMATIC THING FOR ME TO TYPE IN 'LOL' ALMOST ALLLL THE TIME, SO THIS MIGHT END UP BEING A REAL CHALLENGE FOR ME. ....... ........THE CATCH? WELL YA HAVE TO DO IT IN MY LOUNGE, ANY OTHER PLACE AND IT DOESN'T COUNT. ......THE REWARD? A CHERRYTAP GIFT, OF MY CHOOSING........YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ( "LOL" ) AND I BUY YOU A GIFT, YOU DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH....WE'LL JUST CALL IT EVEN. OK SO C'MON YA'LL , MAKE ME LOL IF YA CAN!!!

Wanna! (conclude)
I slide back down for one more taste For all the juices I will not waste. I tell her its time that she can touch And this is the moment she wants so much Lift both her legs up and pull on her hips Ready to taste those soft pink lips Shes holding my head and pulling my hair Im eating her right shes starting to swear Hips start to move up,down and side to side Im sticking my tounge way deep down inside She begins to shake and her legs sqeeze so tight I making her cum and this will last all night I said im not gonna finish til she is done Moving back to her kiss so she can taste her cum We begin to make love, our bodies start to sweat She hits her climax once then twice, not done yet

Wanna Know How Sexy You Are?
you'e ok-teddy bear you're cute-red rose I'd do ya!-any spicy gift you're sexy-dozen roses let's be friends-kitten we an party-any liquid refreshments wanna get married?-any big pimpin gift repost see what gifts you get