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Bah Humbug, And Damn Hallmark
I am missing the spirit though it permeates the air Christmas propaganda movies stir up so much dust in my dark cave that my eyes water for unknown reasons and the deepest of sighs I dream of soft kisses some nights I miss that human connection that touch don’t care much for Christmas presents or believe in santa granting wishes but there was a bright star in the pre dawn as I went to work that winked as I thought to why not so I figured what the hell even when I had no faith or no spirit I found my eyes closing thinking what if not much spirit this year no matter the songs playing endless loops in the air a man who never sings I am the words to “oh night divine” falling from my lips behind the shops counter the song muffled by steaming milk and grinding coffee or when all the customers are gone so bah humbug and damn hallmark propaganda who cares about presents or wishes and the spirit of the season is just wrong tjs2k61202

Blind People
You know I think that there are more blind people in this world....that need to go visit a doctor!!!...Some people don't know sexy or beauty even when it is staring at them right in the face!!! So I must say that I am thankful for the comments you guys give because some times a girl needs to hear that every now and then....because sometimes they don't get told that at home!!!

Ladies, Can You Relate?
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHAN

12.2.06 (also)
Beneath Your Stars there in the cold of night you gave me a new heat it flowed from your eyes when you wondered if it was real that i was there and you shook under the question of why so any time you want to sit beneath the red and blue stars you love just reach for my hand and i'll be there hungry for your love and warm in the night m.e.j.

Job Interview
Job Interview A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal

I'm A Loser Baby...please Forgive Me...
I sumbled upon perfection with my blindefold securely in place/ he waited i hesitated and now the earth has no purpose/ can't cry enough to make the pain go away can't set time back and change whats become of the now/ i locked my heart up and froze the door shut but now as the isicles drip my venture out of the safety and into the world will be for lost cause... no one to run to and tell "I LOVE YOU!"/ wisk me away and and leave me to fade...

Never Argue With A Women
Never argue with a women A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking it was obvious). "You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I am reading" she replies. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up'' the warden says. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden. "That's true, but you have

Mushroomhead, "before I Die...live"
Set Me Free Let Me Be Who And What I Am Why Can't You See? You Never Seem To Understand This Pain I Feel Is As Real As Your Ignorance Question Fate As I Await Deliverance Like A Fantastic Fork In Bloody Meat Don't Give Me Love I Wanna Drowned In Your Deep Divide Tumbleweed Sew The Seed In This Ghost Town You Never Know What You'll See When The Sun Goes Down I Saw Her Last In A Dream She Seems To Astound Heard Of Her First Third Verse (216) Hands Bound Taken From Me In My Mind Empty Without It Inside Starving I Am The Deprived Just Want It Once...desires Strong Resistance Is Weak It's Hard To Win When You've Got So Many Mouths To Feed I Could Die For All Of My Sins No Not For That For All That I Have Never Had This Life's A Fight For Fulfillment Inside A War Of My Own Hindsight Look Back With Resentment Taken As I Find Myself All Alone Taken From Me

Sec Championship
I knew it! hogs would choke ! My boys can never hold together under pressue! we should have won but stupid punt returns and bullshit killed us. florida did play an excellent game and wish all players injured a safe and speedy recovery. Congratulations Gator fans . they earned it!

Powder Burns
I never could draw inside the lines I never knew how to talk to people I never cry at movies even when the dog dies We've come so far If you consider this wasteland progress Let's open another champagne Let's kiss the glory hole sunrise hello. I never liked that thing you did I never liked you. Not everyone wants to smell like you Everyone wants to be different Very fucking special Everyone wants to be me- Right? I rage. I ruin. It's great. Make love to my memory After I've painted the ceiling Kinda like an original pollack Except twice as stylish as that pussy Cobain In any event, don't mind the mess. Sell my things to the highest bidder Erradicate Anton. Nothing left but the brains and sick Stuck defiantly on the ceiling fan. Ever wonder what it smells like? Have I crossed a line yet? Pinched a nerve? I hope I have. Not that I really think you'll miss me. You'll carry on, you'll roll on. Only without me, and what loss is that really

Pain In My Eyes
If I was who I wanted to be Then a different women would be standin before you Not known where im goin but ashamed of where I been Too afraid to go back there again Cant escape from a past riddled with sin You gotta be strong is what they say to me God forgives but depends if you believe Sometimes I think there is no hope for me My pedigree says im headed to the penitentiary And if I dont keep my head above water Then I fear for the slaughter The rath of the demon inside me That comes from the dark place that arose from the tragedy The pain that has scattered me the pain In my soul Lets me know that the women in the mirror is mad at me In the shadows I walk the line between good and evil All the hurt that I caused see thru the flaws I be the cause Theres pain in my eyes an

Mushroomhead, "eternal"
Face the day embrace the pain Wage my war internal Save my soul eternal Reach out for redemption it bites the hand that needs Neglect becomes rejection the silence sounds retreat I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say Chained to the past ride the wings of despair Corroded and rusted trust beyond repair In this triumph of the wills I won't be overrun The pride that is instilled cannot be overcome I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say It's the last time that I'll try today I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say That I'll fall down It's the last time It's the last time That I'll try today Break it all down

Breakdown
i wanna break but i cant break from u i break down as my heart breaks to pieces but the pieces that shatter upon the ground are long dead and do not make no sound just tears shed for a love lost but was it ever love if so at what cost every love song i hear reminds me of us every time i turn on the radio i wonder why wasnt i enough who can i trust enough wit love im done wit love some say your heart breaks because ur not strong enough i say it breaks becase i love too much but that feeling goes unshared cuz im loved not enough

12.02.06
Merry Christmas Baby if there was a gift more perfect... to lay at your feet or place in your hands to give that you could feel the heavy heart and know the peace you bring and if ever there was victory over the insufficent nature of words let it guide you home to love wishing as the cold sets in to the world and melts from my heart that you could know what your love has done how your soft eyes demanded the best and accept no fear that your touch guides me away and your words bring me back that it is love we've made in the darkest of our days and all i have to give is the gift of words m.e.j. Too Great a Thing to Pass it was always too late to stop the heart from falling or run from the seduction of love when there are too few stars in the sky how was i to turn from the light of you so please follow in my beautiful tragedy and replace hopelessnes with faith just warm yourself in this blessing and know that it was too great a thing to pass bye m

First Christmas Joke
>> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the >> pearly gates. >> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, >> >> "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into >> heaven." >> >> >> >> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. >> >> He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. >> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. >> >> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. >> He shook them and said, "They're bells." >> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". >> >> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets >> >> and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. >> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, >> >> "And just what do those symbolize?" >> The man replied, "These are Carols." >> >> And So The Holiday Season Begins.... >>

It's A Fine Navy Day
I actually didn't get out of bed til 10 am today, which is early considering what time I had been getting up. Then, found out at about 11:30 that it is drill weekend. My Petty Officer had called and left a voicemail asking where I was. I didn't hear the phone ring cause I turn it off at night. So I rush in for the second half of drill today. Make it just in time for GMT (which is always fun...hint of sarcasm). Everything seamed fine. We went through GMT and I went on to do what I normally do...which involves a little bit of nothing or everything, depending on who can find me ;) The PO comes into the classroom later and shuts the door behind him. He turns to me and says that he needs to talk to me. I figured that I was in trouble for comming in late...he said that I was in some deep shit...that I have been nominated for an award for everything that I have done at the reserve center. He couldn't hold back from laughing at me. It's not official yet but it's still great

Lipstick
Lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have

Mushroomhead, "simple Survival"
The shadow within me The sorrow at my feet Push the colors from the make up Drop your feelings at the door Has anybody here had enough Walking in on so much more Gonna make you give up I wanna see you get up I said your the only one Whats your name Who do you love I wanna hate you kill you Treat you like ive have enough Keep breaking the shame Take away all i wanna say Regretting the day You dont believe in me Ill show you just what you wanna see The end in me Gonna lead the revival No simple Survival For me

Tattoos For The Holidays
Tattoos for the Holidays A most distinguished looking lady walks into a tattoo parlor, and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated woman in his seedy tattoo shop, goes over to the woman immediately and asks if he can help her. To his shock, and utter delight, she lifts her designer dress, and points to her left inner thigh—very high up. “Right here,” she says, “I want you to tattoo a turkey with the word ‘Thanksgiving’ under it.” Then she points to her right inner thigh—just as high up—and says, “On this side, I want you to tattoo a Christmas tree, with lights and tinsel, and an angel on top. And underneath the tree I want the word ‘Christmas.’” The tattoo artist looks at her, puzzled. He says, “Lady, it’s none of my business, but that is the most unusual request I have ever had. Why in the world would you want that?” “Well,” the lady said, “I’m sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Thanks

Why Bother............
Well folks......Im back!I havent got a clue why I keep postings these blogs,maybe im just bored!I had to ask myself a question the other day......maybe one of you readers can answer this for me.....Why do I spend so mush time alone when I am so lonely?I actually stopped myself dead in my tracks when I pondered this!Even when I go out on my off time......(what little off-time I have), I still prefer to fly solo!Even my co-workers get offended when I choose not to roll with them to a bar or somethin!I just dont get it...why the hell am I so determined to be alone and yet be so lonely!Am I more comfortable being alone.......do I have social issues....is there somethin wrong with me as a person?Why bother hanging out with people when I am content just being alone.......is there somethin wrong with that?Oh well......like a fat kid in dodgeball......IM OUT!

$20.00
$20.00 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explain that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certi

Song Lyrics
This is one of my fave songs rite now!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center of clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself an

Project
I did a school project labeled dessert angels for all the soldiers in Iraq and have not yet completed it but would like to even though school is over. If anyone has any pictures of themselves or anyone else in Iraq so that I can try and finish this project on post traumatic stress disorder (aka battle fatigue) it would be greatly appreciated if I can have those pictures for the class project. Please feel free to get ahold of me on here.

Repost!
Sorrry!! NOW U Have Bad Luck For 3 Days And ur luv will die! Unlessss.......... U Repost It With Any Of These Titles:This is so silly right? ................................................. 1) i fuckin love him 2) i fuckin love her 3) hes mine 4) shes mine 5) im a metal head 6) im in love with a skater 7) im a skater 8) im a tager 9) im emo 10) she sucked mine last nite 11) hes so good in bed 12) that bitch!!! 13) I lost my dick 15) i had sex on your couch 16) im not a virgin any more 17) stupid slut i hope you read this 19) im engaged 20) im moving!!!!!!!!!!! 21) i wanna fight this hoe 22) i'm tired of boys. 23) i'm tired of girls...... 27) I hope she's not pregnant 28) i pissed my pants last night 29) the protection broke......... 31) im getting a sex change cuz she broke my heart...... 31) i hate emo's 32) my dick almost got cut off 33) her dad walked in during our sex 34) my mom walked in on me while having sex 36) DAMN! WHY is she such

Ya Last Name
A- A bangin kisser B- Fun when it comes to meeting new people C- Truly believe in love D- Have a big heart E- Have a nice ass F- People totally adore G- Deeply believe in love H- Someone everyone loves I- Popular with all types of people J- Like to try new things K- Have a nice butt L- People think your fine M- Never let people tell you what to do N- The best in bed O-Like to have a good time P- Have a big warm heart Q- Good in bed R- Very good personality and looks S- Have problems trusting people T -Very Funny U- Really laid back V- Not judgemental W- Hated by many, confronted by few X- Success comes easily Y- One of the sexiest people alive Z- very broad minded

Fun To Do!
You have 2 minutes to repost this!!....If you don't u will be single until you're 45... =O No joke! . . . P u t . . . Cherry - (if you're taken by someone & truely happy w/ them) Strawberry - (if you like someone) Kiwi - (if you're single) Orange - (If you're a stripper) Banana - (if you're confused) Watermelon - (wish you can go back in time) Raspberry - (if you're in a relationship, but like someone else) Apple - (if your single and loving it) Grape - (if you're a ninja)

Pelaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Vote For Me
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH THE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

Who Was Your First?
1. Who was your first prom date? 2. Who was your first roommate? 3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? 4. What was your first job? 5. What was your first car? 8. Who was your first grade teacher? 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? 11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? 12. Where was your first sleepover? 13. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning? 14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? 15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? 16. What was the first concert you ever went to? 17. First tattoo or piercing? 18. First celebrity crush? 19. First crush? 20. First TRUE love? 21. When was your first detention? 22. Who will be the first to repost this?

Call Me A Slut All Night
This is a fun way to find out when your friend's birthdays are... :) Choose your birth month and day to get the subject of your bulletin post! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-because i am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-whil

More About Me
It's me it's me. It's the PH to the B lettin folks know a little more about me. I'm 5'10" 350lbs. Shaved bald with a goat tee and blue eyes. I just happen to live in Misery errr Missouri. I'm a 13 year pro-wrestler on the independant circuit. Currently I'm laid up with a back injury which stinks. I'm an avid video gamer or as my friends say Vidiot.I love sports of almost all kinds. Yes football,baseball,hockey, and Basketball among favorites.But then again I watch almost all sports, I have one thing to say about the olympics and that is ball room dancing and backgammon are NOT SPORTS!!!!! I think meeting new people is always fun and a rather great thing to do. So I hope all take time to read this. Have a Nice Day!!!!

Fuck This Shit
Fuck this shit. Two shots to the brain. This fuckin depression is makin me insane. No more is it a game. I aint playin. My lifes fucked up day out and day in. Im done with all the shit that people are sayin. Homocide is the price that yall be payin. It aint my fault that I am who I am. Whatever you think, I could really not give a damn. I am a man. Maybe not to you. But to your ribs will be my size 10 and a half shoe. Dont fuck with me or my feelings cuz the anger inside will be reveiling. Ill straight up hang your body from the ceiling. Take my blade and slice open your neck. Im done with you and your never coming back. All the hurt and pain that you have caused me over the years. There aint enough tissues to wipe away all these tears. So I just chill back and get pissed. I have visions of slittin my wrists. Blood commin out so fast it sprays mist. I got these scars on my fist from punchin brick walls. I always have the urge to break peoples jaws. Its really a shame that your gon

Seems To Me
Its time that I do it again and speak my mind. Each and everytime I bust it in rhyme. Shit aint gonna be changin. Im still fucked up and this shit keeps on stranglin. Im on my last chance, balancin and danglin. Ive told yall plenty of times what it seems to be. But I aint ever told you what it seems to me. Seems to me that everyones dissin on me. Wantin to say piss on me. Now this free world dont seem to be free. If I say sumthin or do sumthin that makes ya mad, sorry to say, but thats too damn bad. You aint gonna make me feel sorry or sad. It was sumthin you thought we had. Its cool cuz I felt like that with my dad. Now listen up if your gonna be retarded. I dont want some bitch thats always got her legs parted. Im not close to done. I just started. Mentaly fucked up. Thats you. Now dont get pissed, im just tellin the truth. Sense the days of youth, Ive suffered through and stayed true. But that shit wouldnt matter to you. Seems to me that this world is not worthy. There sh

You Know Your In Ems If
You know your in EMS if: > > 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. > > 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. > > 3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. (Aka "Lealman" or "Gulfport") > > 4) Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash (Rollover). > > 5) You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. > > 6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. > > 7) You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. > > 8) You have your weekends off planned for a year. > > 9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. > > 10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located. > > 11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time." > > 12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you b

Killa At Heart
Im seventeen. A killa at heart. I leave your body torn apart. What Ive said, is that yall be dead. Hangin from the wall in my shed. I got my axe handy and willin to work. I never liked him. Thats why I killed that jerk. I sliced his throat cuz I wanted him to die. I took my knife and stabbed in the eye. Now dont cry, Its just blood commin outta his ears. I dont lie, Just fufilling all ya fears. Cuuz I, Kill all the quiers. The bloods dry, cuz you been sittin there for years. Down in my basement is where I do my duty. Bodys under my floor. The newest one is the dude who tried to shoot me. I think he was a fag cuz he called me a cutie. Im not gay but Id had sumthin for his ass. A zippo and a can full of gas. Im not psycho and Im not trashed. I like killin for money. Let me go get my check cashed. Bling bling. Nope its not my ring. Its sharp though and a razors the same thing. I keep in tucked in my sleeve. Your skin is the onlt thing I need. Slice slice. Im doin it right. Im g

New Song Recorded And Other News
I just finshed recording the newest song for AS MY VICTIMS BLEED. I will keep updating this particular blog as all the songs are recorded. I still have to record "UNTAINTED HATE", "UNDERWORLD OF FLESH", and "PATHOLOGICAL CRUCI-FICTION", and of course the song "AS MY VICTIMS BLEED". Of course I am also planning on doing one cover song "FUCK THE WAYS OF CHRIST" originally written and performed by the band Acheron. So far the track listing, for now, in order of thier appearance on the upcoming CD are as follows: 1. FAITHFUL ARMAGEDDON 2. MORAL ATROPHY 3. KILL THE LIE 4. HYPOCRITICAL THEORY 5. WITHETRED MORTALITY 6. RELIGIOUS GENOCIDE 7. FAITHFUL ARMAGEDDON Until I can find a great hosting site, that's free, If you go into the lounge for the radio station DAMAGE-INC, and ask the DJ's to play them, they will be more than happy to. The DJ's that have them are Liz, Fat Tony, DJ Devious, and Abe Lincoln

Appreciating Everything
It is almost like appreciating everything that happens in this world Imagine going through life appreciating everything that happens in this world. I use to pull into my driveway very late at night. After getting out of my car I would look up into the clear night sky. I would stop walking and be amazed at how beautiful the stars would look. I would stop and give thanks to God, that I’m alive and I can witness something so beautiful. I would also come out of work after a long day. The sun would start to go down, which made the sky almost appear glowing. I would pass by a tree and see the contrast of colors between the tree and the sun setting sky. I would be so amazed at the light affects, that I would be seen standing mesmerized in the parking lot. Imagine going through life finding beauty in everything. No it is not that difficult to do. If you practice finding the positive in any situation, then it eventually becomes easier and easier. Well, how can one find be

Going Back Home For 5 Days...holla
This Goes Out To You... Good evening, Y'all... DEC 26,27,28,29,30 I will be making my way back East to DA BRICKS (that's NEWARK NEW JERSEY, for those who didn't know). I'll only be home for a week or so, but I'll be busy as all get out. In between taking care of business, I'll be checking for a few people... mainly the people who have been checking for me, especially when I was (and still am) going thru the hell I call "my life" and the world was kicking my ass like I owed it money. To all those folks and the rest of you who had a good word for me or some guidance and advice: THANK YOU. Thank you for listening to me bitch, moan and complain, without telling me to shut the hell up. I needed that so much. I don't need to name names; you know who you are and I'm grateful. If you're in NJ (or will be there soon), I'll see you soon. Thanks for checking for me. ~1

The Way To A Mans Heart
Real Cajun Jambalaya INGREDIENTS * 6 slices bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces * 1 cup chopped celery * 1 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped * 1 onion, chopped * 1/2 pound cubed cooked ham * 1/2 pound cubed cooked chicken * 1/2 pound cubed smoked sausage * 2 (14.5 ounce) cans crushed tomatoes, with liquid * 2 cups beef broth * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried thyme * 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning * 2 cups uncooked white rice * 1/2 pound salad shrimp DIRECTIONS 1. Heat a large pot over medium-high heat. Add bacon, and cook until crisp. Remove bacon pieces with a slotted spoon, and set aside. Add celery, bell pepper, and onion to the bacon drippings, and cook until tender. 2. Add the ham, chicken and sausage to the pot, and pour in the tomatoes, beef broth and chicken broth. Season with thyme and Cajun seasoning. Bring to a boil, and add the rice. Bring to a

Me And My Penis...off The Wall..youll Laugh
blah blah friekin blah blah. I can say blah blah cuz it rhymes. Ive done said blah seven times. You cant touch my penis cuz its mine. Lotion it up so it shines. Cant show it in public cuz I'll get fines. Its one of a kind. In my pants is where you can find. Ha! whats so funny? Me and my penis can make some money. Stand out on the corner and wait. I can sit here and masturbate, but thats wrong. I could go on about it all night long. See you dont understand me. Im sour on the outside but sweet on the inside like candy. How can it be? Get to know me. Then you can call me a blow pop and blow me. Im sick in the head..yes I know. Im not going to appologize for it though. Im mental. Straight messed up in the head. Lay me down to sleep in my bed. Give me medication for my antics. Just dont give me to much or i might panic. DAMNIT! You did it again. I already told you..I dont wanna see men. I got my women and thats all I need. Dont tell her what I did cuz Ill have to plead. Look. I t

Second Chance
Tired and depressed and theres something i wanna get off my chest. Am I the one who is failing on this journey or quest? That thing they call life where a chance is givin twice. Dont need no second chances? Well it must be nice. Cuz Im sittin here feelin like I'm not worth and dime or a minute of your time. Am I sad? Hell no Im feelin just fine. Cant you tell? Look at the knife wounds from behind. Back stabbed and the blade just shines. Gleaming with every drop of my blood. I got a second chance and it feels so good. Chances are only givin twice. My first chance was over just tonight. Who said what about who said who? Chances are that youve had a second chance too. Now let me ask you this. Can yall fuckin feel me? Can you listen up and tell me about the real me? Am I free? Are we free? To be livin a real life in this reality? Second chances how can it be? I think you have damned me. Feed me lies and think its fine and dandy. Truth be told that I have feelings of me dying s

The Book
Let me tell ya bout this book i read. Written by me about spells and the dead. I wrote every page filled with rage and fear. Fuck everyone cuz the dead is so near. The words were written so clear. Spells were chanted and souls were risin. I still felt that sumthin was missin. A little part of me had gone off the edge. Heres what one of the pages said... If you shall dare enter the chambers of darkness. Dont be surprised if you end up a dead carcus. For what lies ahead may shock you. Say these spells and spirits may haunt you. In this book lays the soul of Nosferatu. The fires will rise and water will evaporate. Giving this energy to let go all your hate. Though it seems horribly satanist. Just remember you got yourself into this... I kept reading till all was read. It was my mistake now Im living with the dead. The demons have come to take me down. The book is wicked and sick and twisted. If you dare read the pages of this untold script, you just like me, will be lost without shi

Great Station
Come check this out great music u wont regret it come on I know you wanna click on either of the links http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14140638&MyToken=71df246c-88c5-49a5-9704-882be6c0ffe3 http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4637 http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4571 come join :)

Dreams Of Reality
Accept me or reject me. Its your fatality. I dissmiss your fantasy and submit my reality. The shit thats real has nuthin to do with you dreamin. Even though you wake up at night screamin. Cant help that Im always in your nightmares. Pitch black and Im always gonna be right there. Bring back everything at one time. More life, more money, and more mine. Somethins missin. Something I cant find. Searchin for the light but it, dont shine. Walk a little closer to where its bright. Open the door and into the sunlight. From the sky hot rays of sun. No one lives in reality. Im the only one. Now look into the mirror. DO you see your relfection? That image is you, only your obsession. Your mind can make you think your sumthin when your not. Fifty cent drempt he was a gangster. Thats why he got shot. You dream about bein something big someday. Get into reality and tell the dreams to get outta the way. Dont follow your dreams. Just chase em down. Cuz when you finally find them, they wont be

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fatass
You can't possibly think these are real, since most (all?) of them are known models. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/models.asp you are beautiful the way you are, please dont let society get to you and brainwash you into thinking this is beautiful and no one will like you unless you wear a size three...learn to accept your body and the way you look because thats who you are..and if someone tries to change you then FUCK EM!!!!!

You Know You Have Been In Iraq Too Long When. ...
* When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" * When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus * Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive * Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive * You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better * You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet * You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress * The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) * You take the time to add your lines to this list * You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scene

Perfect Women Exist.
There exists a perfect girl. In fact have met the perfect girl, problem is she exists in 8 different girls. Men arent really that complex if you break down the males dating process into a system of science. The reason that men are so hard to understand when it comes to dating is that were hypocrites, charlatans and opportunist. Were overzealous of our dating boundaries and set a system of standards that are impossible to meet. As we age and our success grows, so do our standards. Following in this article is a list of standards that every man considers when dating a female. Problem is, the aspects of our dating standards conflict with one another and lie on complete opposite sides of the spectrum: The Freak: Youve all heard the expression "We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed" . . . but which is the true personality of who we are dating? Is she really a freak or a lady? Which is she pretending to be? In long term dating scenarios men ideally want a lady, and in sh

Hard To Believe
Its hard to believe that my baby girl is turning 2 years old on December 22nd. I am still currently looking for a job. I am staying busy as of now being a mom and a mom taxi for my oldest daughter. Happy Holidays to everyone.

Higher Power
You wanna look at me like Im some kinda freak. Really open your eyes and take a peek. Youll realize what you dispize is what lyes inside all of us. The lack of self control and the lack of trust. Who are you to say what normal now that everyones different? Normal isnt sane now or is it? Im just the average kid on this earth doin no harm. You wanna treat me like shit and grab me by my arm. Ive done nuthin wrong so dont punish me for what I havnt done. Dont think you won a fight that you havnt won. Criminals out roamin the streets. You pull me over for how loud I play my beats. Cuff homeless for tryin to find sumthin to eat. Truth is I think the higher power needs beat. I dont believe in violence and I dont believe in silence. Im not gonna keep my mouth shut and leave that how my times spent. Every dime. Every nickle. Every penny. Im out doin good, but youd stick me in the penatentery. Behind bars for nothing more than being born. Go out and catch the sick fucks makin child porn.

Just Because
The Attractive Test Take It Now!!! Lol Body: Body: This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] girl friend/boy fri

The Christmas Angel
My story is that of a miracle. Never in my wildest dreams would I have guessed that the person, who would return my sense of hope, would be my own five-year-old daughter. This is my story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Another morning in the Aspen Mountains. Another morning I must face without her. Ever since I lost my wife, Merry, it has been such an incredible burden to wake up every morning without her by my side. She died in a car crash. It had been sleeting that day, and the roads were slippery. She had been driving home to us, after a trip to the library to get some books. But the driver on the other side sped up, and his wheels skidded. He lost control of the vehicle, and my wife was hit head-on. It is still a bit hard to talk about this, since it happened only three weeks ago, right after Thanksgiving. I remember that night clearly. I had been finishing up the dishes as Merry and our daughter, Hope, played around on the living room carpet. I remember smiling as Hope’s

Naughty Horoscope - I Am Taurus An It Is True
Sex horoscope Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be pun

I Can
I can say Im sorry millions of times. Write all these songs with the pattern of rhymes. Make me less of a living being. Look down on me like Im obscene. I cant be totally mature yet cuz Im only eighteen. Im a phene addicted to nicotene. Im addicted. Do you know what that means? I hope ya do cuz your addicted too. You cant stop doin somethin that you always do. Now listen here while I spit this script. I can be who I am and not give a shit. Im not out tryin to find myself. I found myself. Livin life and with good health. Maybe not wealth, but I cant get help. Have you ever felt the feelings Ive felt? I can understand most of what you been through. Your life is shitty? Its the same cuz mine was to. Your daddy left you? Aint it a bitch? I grew up without him and never needed one stitch. Your losin your house? Fuck yea I feel it. Sorry to be blunt, but thats how the world deals shit. I can be a man beside you at every moment. That will just fix everything wont it? It wont and I

Damn People
OK, Now how bad is it when you go to some new persons page and you see that someone put " hey i think you need to post some more pics of yourself..preferably the one of your third leg"...WTF is up with that? why is it so damn important for you to see what the man has in between his legs? you get off by seeing a PICTURE of a soft dick and a damn orgasm when you see one thats hard? is your life so damn deprived that you never get any sex from a real human being and you NEED to see what some man has? its getting stupid on here with the naked pics...can i have one day when someone does not come to me and ask why my pics are closed? or if they could PLEASE see them so they can rate them? ok and those 1/2 of a point is gonna boost both mine and your level? they arent all that great and your gonna die if you dont see them. i have NEVER begged someone to let me see their pics..if they wanted me to see them then they would have them open for me to see them or tell me to go and check them o

Somewhere
Im in this life of chances and fucked up surcomstances. Try to be happy and not take in sometimes how fucked up life is. Im eighteen and still a kid. Should I have to pay for what others did? Their wrongs shall not be my wrongs. Ill make everything right and hopefully it wont take long. If it so happens that I cant become greater than them. Dont judge me by my house or by my money. Judge me for me and not by what you think is funny. Ive been through alot that nobody truly understands. Thats why I have this pain in my chest and the blood on my hands. Blood from the tears that Ive shed. The tears when I lay in my bed. The sheets are now tinted with red. By tomorrow you will have forgotten everything that Ive said. The pain with still be with the blood that ive bled. Hope is the will power to keep on going without even knowing the challenges that lay onward. This whole life things seems kinda awkward. But I stay strong and move on to the sound of gods word. Somethings in this life

Libra
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male

Wake Up
BOOM! Wake up and realize youve been left behind. No ones around. There's no one you can find. Everyones missin. They have been for days. Youve been trippin of acid and now paid for your wicked ways. Wonderin around like some kinda zombie. Used to dress prep, but now your dressin sloppy. Got the intent to do whatever you please. Bring back your family is what you pray down on your knees. That cant change anything now that youve begun. You can say you were just havin fun. Little things kill people. And now your the only one. So go to the dresser door and find your hidden nine. All these thoughts come to you in the pattern of rhyme. Lyrical genious is what your thinkin. Flashbacks from the past and you cant stop blinkin. Grab that pistol right around the grip. Finger on the trigger and not givin a shit. You lift it up and point it between your eyes. Everyones dead and you wanna be the one who dies. Step aside. Listen up. Im the voice in your head. I tell you not to give a fuck. Blo

Wanna Lay Down
Wow we packed most everything up in the uhaul just the mattress's and computers are still here. After Sunday I will not have any internet cnnection till Wed, I hope they get it all hooked up on Wed. Kisses Alyse

Fellas Please Take Ur Time And Read
HEADLINES!!! Fellas, here are a few things you should take note of... 1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. A Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. 5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck w

Stressin
Just what the doctor perscribed. Ten pills a day passed out with the bottle by my side. Layin there with no care about stress. The weights finally lifted off my chest. Sweatin in this coma state of mind. Look into my eyes and nothing is what youll find. The broken dreams and some memories. Its all gone and been takin from me. Rotten to the bone and finally found a home. Its just shit wont leave me alone. Sittin here hopin. Lookin for the answer to my question. Is this life gettin better or am I stuck with this rejection? Well let me see, stress always gets the better of me. Caring bout friends and family and still got the feeling that something damning me. Panic attacks. Somethings creepin. Cant sleep and the chest pain deepins. Fear settles in as I lay awake. Forgot about the pills. How many did I take? Too many? Maybe thats the reason my bloods stopped pumpin and my hearts quit beatin. Stress. Its the leading killer of all stressed out muthafuckas. That and ciggarettes but th

Okay Watch The "chicken Noodle Soup Dance"
...With a Soda on the Side I've been watching this clip for about two weeks off and on. Everytime I see it, it's funny. I don't care too much for the song, but Dora can dance her ass off...

Naughty Horoscope--i'm A Cancer And It's So True
Sex horoscope Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be pun

Towel Heads
This received from an unidentified correspondent in the Department of Defense. "Towel Heads" Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term. Please try to pay attention. We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is actually a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "little sheet heads." Thank you for your support on this delicate matter.

The Grizzly Spirit
Spirit of Grizzly Bear with Wolfs Moon Role: To Awaken the Intuition~ Lesson: To Integrate the Parts into the Whole Element: Earth Wind: West, ~The Quest Within~ Medicine: To channel the Primordial Forces Bear, Proudly Standing, full of grace and strength, you appear before us, your face alight with the wisdom of one who has journeyed far and witnessed much of man`s inhumanity to man. Your gentle eyes weep for the pain you have borne witness to, your soul afire with the knowledge that there is so much more to the Walk around the Sacred Hoop. Your mind blazes with the desire to communicate to we, the two-legged, that all life is infinitely precious, and to be held sacred and revered. There comes a gentle stirring from Within, like autumn leaves blown by a restless wind, it harkens us back to a time, when All walked as One. When the force of Great Mystery moved across the face of the waters in the veil

Omg Block Your Drivers License
BLOCK YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where Is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same..... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Fuckin A
its fuckin cold. goddamn it. i went and helped move some shit today, and ended up standin outside in the fuckin -10 weather for like 3 hours. then my uncle locks my smokes into the house saying i didnt need them. you ever wanted to fuckin murder somebody? sigh that was my last pack of smokes and im out of whiskey.

Wild Draw Your Style
Cool fractal art and kaleidoscope style designs on great gift items like tile boxes and coasters. Classy and stylish and sure to compliment any room of the house We also have over 40,000 different tile boxes and coasters...so if you are not into this type of art... just search to your hearts content for styles you may like. Free shipping and coupon on site still apply!!!!!! ..

So I'm Really Opinionated...here It Goes...
In the United States alone according to http://www.wsws.org/articles/1999/sep1999/pov-s10.shtml, there are more than 2.7 million children that are in families with incomes below one-half of the poverty line, this was a study done in 1999. The number of children living below poverty has definitly increased by now. This was described to me one time as making $6,500 a year for a family of three children. Now you're asking me why you should care? Why, why care about over 2.7 million children in the United States, why care? You need to care because these children are our future, these children could be our leaders one day. If they dont have potential in life, because they don't have any money, or any food to eat. Then who will run our government tomorrow? People complain that the government doesn't understand the people. Why is that? Lets go over some of the reasons why the government officials don't understand the people and what they need. These government officials never had

Umm Go Ahead..1 Question Ask Me Ill Tell Ya
UMMMMMM go ahead ask me ONE QUESTION > > > > > ¢¾ 1 question. > > > > > ¢¾ 1 chance. > > > > > ¢¾ 1 answer. > > > > > ¢¾ That¡¯s all you get. > > > > > > > > > > You get to ask me 1 question. > > > > > Any one question, > > > > > No matter how crazy it is. > > > > > ANY 1 question!! > > > > > > > > > > ¢¾ Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE and I promise to answer it. > > > > > > > > > > The catch is¡¦ > > > > > you have to repost this > > > > > and see what people ask you. So go for it :)

Sex Test
1) IF YOU HAD A CHOICE HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU HAVE SEX_________ A. AS OFTEN AS EVERY DAY AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT B. A FEW TIMES A WEEK C. JUST A FEW TIMES A MONTH TO KEEP FROM FEINDING D. NOT TO OFTEN I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO A-10 B-5 C-3 D-1 (2) DO YOU MASTURBATE________________ A. YES B. I'VE DONE IT, BUT NOT MY THING C. NO A-15PTS B-5PTS C-1PTS (3) HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED 4 YOUR PARTNER WHILE THEY SAT AND WATCHED______________ A. YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C. NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (4) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH YOUR PARTNER MASTURBATE____________ A.YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (5) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PARTNER MASTURBATE FOR YOU WHILE YOU SAT AND WATCHED_______________ A.YES B.NO, BUT INTERESTED C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (6) DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX____________ A. YES B. YES, BUT NOT TO OFTEN C. NEVER TRIED BUT VERY CURIOUS D. NO A-10PTS B-3PTS C-5PTS D-1P

Helemts Off To Ucla
OK as if I didn't think USC could lose. I mean a huge loss in yardage alone by penalites (STUPID) to kill us. I feel UCLA came in with their game face and said NO ONE IS GONNA BEAT US IN OUR HOUSE. We came out strong but died somewhere between middle of the second quater. Unfortuanetly I got some bad news from a buddy so my heart wasn't even in the game and I wasn't even watching so I got myself ready for an adult birthday party. NOT really in the mood to go but it's hubby cousin and she called to make sure I was going earlier..Well I could here hubby in the background screaming and jumping NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT SHIT.. So I knew by all that, that USC was not playing their game. OK so UCLA can brag how they were the "SPOILERS" who knocked us out of National Championship Contention and they finally beat us 6 yrs later. HUGE STRIDES.. SO HELMETS OFF TO UCLA... NEXT SEASON BABY IN OUR HOUSE!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

Take The Test Yall
The Attractive Test Take It Now!!! Lol Body: Body: This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [

Even Though I Dont Celebrate Xmas This Is Very Amusing
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...

Younger Guys Are So Hott
Hello all you Cherrys out there, hope everything is going well with you guys. I'm fine, been on MYSPACE and havent checked in with Lost Cherry in a while, nothings different around here I guess, Its just getting cold!! I really don't like it, but what I do like is younger guys, I mean who doesn't! I know Iam takin, happily I guess, he is real good to me and wev'e been together a long time, but I can't help looking at the younger men lately, like early 20s, is this so bad? I'm 35, and I have had my share of younger guys, but now, I can't stop lusting after them,. I'd never cheat on my man, I do love him, don't get me wrong, but I think everyone feels this way, especially men. LOL. Any way, sorry it took so long to write a new blog, hope everybodys holidays are awesome, and thanks to all the HOtt young things out there, you know who you are. Kisses and Hugs, Susi Q.

Only One Way To Get Ya Crown!
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET YA CROWN! OBEYING GOD'S WORD BECAUSE IT IS SOUND DON'T GIVE UP IN DISMAY. BECAUSE SOME WON'T GIVE YOU A BOUQUET. JUST KEEP ON WOTKING TO THE END. BUT IT MIGHT BE THAT YOU WILL BE VOID OF FRIENDS. DOIN'T LET THAT GET U DOWN YOU ARE WORKING ON YA CROWN. FINISHYOUR WORK SHOW YA SKILL SOME FOLKS WON'T LIKE YOU BUT, THE LORD WILL.

Video
This amazing video was made by dj Cracka, I hope everyone apreciates it as much as I do. I don't know how to thank you enough for doing this for me. thank you! Please be patient, the movie is loading,Thank You

Happy Holidays To One And All
WELL WELL..............LOVIN THIS SITE.......... ALOT OF FUN... THANKS TO THOSE WHO STOPPED BY AND FEEL WELCOME TO DO SO AGAIN... TO THOSE JUST STOPPING BY THANKS . ALLS QUIET HERE IN MIAMI FLORIDA. BEEN PLAYING BINGO.. WON 75.00 TODAY............ PUTTING UP TREE TONIGHT,,,,,,, WILL POST PICS. KEEP IN TOUCH .............. RATE ME................ SEE YA ALL SOON.. TIMOTHY F PHILLIPS

My Pictures
I was asked to remove some of my pictures from my profile, which I did. I guess the fathers here through I showed to much, but I have to say Bullshit, they didnt show anything. My panites, Big Deal, my legs, Big Deal, my Boobs, Big Deal--Deanna We went Elk hunting yesterday and my Brandi shot a 7 point bull and I tagged a nice 5 point, that is western count. We only count one side of the antlers. So we weill will have Elk meat on the table, I like it better than the beef I raise----Deanna

Congrats
Braves wins 2A state championship I'm so happy that it's not funny! How local high school team won the 2A State Championship in football tonight!! They deserved it. They went undefeated all season long! They went the last two years for state championship but lost it. They have been lower state for 3 years now and finally brought home the gold! It is very well deserved. I am just as proud of those guys as if my son was playing!

Biker Jokes
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "Shit, I must have killed the biker". JUST SAY NO! A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back" "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop

Special Friend
Special Friend All I ever wanted Was a friend Not just any friend A special friend You were more than A friend to me You just had to blow it With a mouthful of lies Since then you've become Nothing to me Just another person on My list to ignore All I ever wanted Was a friend Not just any friend A special friend I couldn't trust you With my words For you would just Tell me off I couldn't trust you With myself I knew you would Hurt it All I ever wanted Was a friend Not just any friend A special friend

Fellas I Have A Question
WIFE TYPE OR Wife Material This is a question for the fellows? What do you look for in a female that you would like to marry? Most males have encountered a female that is truly not so bright , and don’t have a brain. Most males I know say they want a female with a back bone but they end up with a gold digger in disguise, but you cant fault the female cause the male has truly treated her like dirt. I got a scenario… ..This male was selling dope and had a girlfriend. Things was ok but the male was in and out of jail. The male didn’t want to grow up, he was still searching for his place in life. Then he hooks up with another female through a family relative, he told the female he didn’t have a girlfriend . The female was all game for every word he said, little did she know it was the best and worst mistake of her life. First mistake she made was buying him and he wouldn’t even buy her a Happy Meal from McDonalds. The female started buying him Jordan’s and keeping them in her

Same Thang Makes U Lauch Makes U Cry!
LIKE I TOLD U FUCK WHAT U HEARD ACT LIKE U KNOW CAUSE DIS D-MONEY AND I'M RUNNING DIS SHOW. THE WORLD'S GREATEST JUNGLE-FAM! FUCK DEM HOES AND YOU TO TELL ALL DEM HOES TO EAT A DICK . AND TRY NOT TO GO TO SLEEP ON ME!

I Am Bear Part 2
Bear Medicine The Bear is the keeper of the dream time, and stores the teachings of dreams until the dreamer wakes up to them. Many tribes have called this space of inner-knowing the Dream Lodge, where the death of the illusion of physical reality overlays the expansiveness of eternity. It is in the Dream Lodge that our ancestors sit in Council and advise us regarding alternative pathways that lead to our goals. If you like bears, you should maybe look into some books on interpreting dreams; especially if you're a heavy dreamer. If you need a lot of sleep, it may be Bear working. This female receptive energy, for centuries has allowed visionaries, mystics, and shamans to prophesy. The strength of Bear medicine is the power of introspection. Bear is not one to make snap decisions, nor one to ramrod or force into any position. Bear takes in all available information, takes it into his quiet place, studies that information carefully, gives it careful thoug

Lost In Tears
Sadness has come in your absense Open to you now feelings so intense Flowing through me my heart is weeping Secret sorrows I am now keeping You touched my heart deep inside Doors to my soul thrown open wide unguarded i'm left exposed and unsure through my tears this screen is a blur a leap of faith i took you on you made me smile until dawn .... know this now and never forget .... i loved you for a moment with all i had for its simpleness it cant be so bad. a.boudreaux 2006

4 Type Of Women
men have 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoe's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made and Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex o

Empathy-what Is It ?
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers o

Shigata Gai Na, Ne?
Ore wa toukyou umare sodachi, Warusou na yatsu wa daitai tomodachi. Warusou na yatsu to daitai onaji ura no michi aruki mite kita kono machi. Shibuya Roppongi sou shishunki? Mo sousou ni kore ni zokkon nikaban nara okihanasshite kita koukou ni. Maji oya ni meiwaku ni kaketa hontou ni. Da ga toki wa tachi ima ja zasshi no kabaa Sokorajuu de haba kikasu don dada Maiku tsukandara maji de ichi ban. Toukyou daihyou toppu rankaa dasou kono chi kono kuni ni nama wo sazukari... Jah ni muteki no maiku azukari nakamatachi oyatachi fantachi ni kyou mo. Kansha shite susumu areta ofu roodo. Hontou love desu ka. Wakarimasu ka? Hai. *nods* Wakarimasen.

Creeping Death
Slaves Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh Heed To his every word, live in fear Faith Of the unknown one, the deliverer Wait Something must be done, four hundred years So let it be written So let it be done I'm sent here by the chosen one So let it be written So let it be done To kill the first born pharaoh's son I'm creeping death Now Let my people go, land of Goshen Go I will be with thee, bush of fire Blood Running red and strong down the nile Pray Darkness three days long, hail to fire So let it be written So let it be done I'm sent here by the chosen one So let it be written So let it be done To kill the first born pharaoh's son I'm creeping death Die by my hand I creep across the land Killing first-born man Die by my hand I creep across the land Killing first-born man I Rule the midnight air, the destroyer Born I shall soon be there, killing mass I Creep the steps and floor, final darkness Blood Lambs blood painted door, I sh

Cold...
Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster? Can you feel my trigger hand moving further down your back? When you hide, hide inside that body. But just remember that when I touch you, The more you shake the more you give away. Cold, but I'm still here. Blind, 'cause I'm so blind. Say never, we're far from comfortable this time. Cold, now we're so cold. Blind, and you're not mine. Say never, we're far from obvious this time. Wait another minute here, Time will kill us after all. Can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck? Fall into my eyes, fall into my lies. But don't you forget the more you turn away the more I want you to stay. Cold, but I'm still here. Blind, 'cause I'm so blind. Say never, we're far from comfortable this time. Cold, now we're so cold. Blind, and you're not mine. Say never, we're far from obvious this time. You're so endearing. You're so beautiful. Well I don't look like they do. And I don't love like they do. But I d

[secret] Quick Money Off The Net
Hey there! thanks for following my comment and popping by. I've learnt some cool stuff that I thought a hottie like you could use! apart from posting hot pics of me and my girlfriends, i spend my time on the net doing other cool stuff: including making money! i'm not gonna kid you and say i've some magic trick to sell you that'll give you five-digit figures a day or some other crap, but i'll tell you how i can make $500-700 US Dollars every month armed with just an internet-facing computer - then when you do like I do, invite me to your place and show me a good time! :) If you haven't heard of internet marketing, the idea is that you sell people stuff and earn a commission everytime you make a sale - sounds easy, except for the part that you have to get people to part with their money. Let me get something straight - there are lotsa jerks out there who try to tell newcomers that's its really easy and then try to sell them their latest eBook, membership site, audio/video cd, secre

The Key Trail - Part Two
Many thanks to everyone who emailed me with requests for this second episode. I replied personally to the earlier ones but, well, there were just too many! Apologies to those of you who wrote but didn't get a personal reply! The story so far: No. On second thought, I won't give you the story so far. You'll enjoy it better if you read part one first. Part 2 As I knelt in obedience to the command of my beloved Mistress, I felt a sudden jerk at my neck. The chain attached to my neckband was just long enough to allow me to kneel, but I had to remain upright instead of resting my bare arse on my heels. "Hugh?" That was my Mistress's voice again, amplified through a stereo sound system and echoing through the slightly damp cellar. "Yes, Mistress?" "You have four orgasms to give. Are you ready?" "Yes, Mistress. I love you. I just want to please you." "That's good, Hugh. I shall want at least one of those orgasms for myself. Maybe more. But before your tongue touches me, I want to

Im Bossy...yeah Heffa I Said It
I've been in a mood to write lately. I have to admit I have been HEATED in the last couple days. Some of it is just me being bitchy. Some of this is well deserved ANGER. I'll explain the situation... Some of know I recently updated my page to reflect more of my personality; yes '... I'm Bossy...' I realize that I'm far from the only bossy person in cherry tap, but until me, not one other person said it exactly the same way. I said all that to say this. Some trifling, clit ridin' heffa is gonna say in her shout 'Did I ever tell you that "I'm Bossy"???' B*tch stop bitin' my shyt. Yes I took a line from a song I am feeling right now but DAMN!!! Can I have my shyt back. I stole it first. As a matter of fact I bet this OLD ASS slut can't even tell me the name of the f*cking song. I hope you read this. You know that you are connected to me. That makes it pretty damn hard to believe you didn't know. My mom has great since of color and style. We had a neighbor aro

Lindt's Lindor Truffles
OMG - just have tried some of these and they are so incredibly delicious. I highly recommend them to anyone! I'm currently eating the Dark Chocolate ones ("With a Smooth Filling") which is more chocolate I guess. Dark Chocolate is 100x better than plain milk chocolate and now we find out, in moderation, it's good for you - so, it's a win/win situation! So, buy your honey some of these for their Christmas stocking. They will surely thank you for them! They're very romantic too, so sure to be a good after dinner treat! PS: No, I don't work for the company, I'm just in

[secret] Quick Easy Money
Hey there! thanks for following my comment and popping by. I've learnt some cool stuff that I thought a hottie like you could use! apart from posting hot pics of me and my girlfriends, i spend my time on the net doing other cool stuff: including making money! i'm not gonna kid you and say i've some magic trick to sell you that'll give you five-digit figures a day or some other crap, but i'll tell you how i can make $500-700 US Dollars every month armed with just an internet-facing computer - then when you do like I do, invite me to your place and show me a good time! :) If you haven't heard of internet marketing, the idea is that you sell people stuff and earn a commission everytime you make a sale - sounds easy, except for the part that you have to get people to part with their money. Let me get something straight - there are lotsa jerks out there who try to tell newcomers that's its really easy and then try to sell them their latest eBook, membership site, audio/video cd, secre

Who Is Your Best Friend??
Who Is Your Best Friend? Everybody needs friends, we all have friends Some friends are closer to us than our families If we happen to fall, there are friends to pick us up What will our life be without friends? There are many categories of friendship There are casual friends, bad friends and good friends The question here is – who is your best friend? Friends who can turn your tears into laughter Is your wife your best friend? I mean the friend you go to When you need honest advice Is your husband your best friend? I mean the friend who knows you More than you know yourself Is your brother or sister your best friend? I mean the friend who always assists you To solve difficult personal problems Is your father or mother your best friend? I mean the friend you feel safe to keep secrets Are your in-laws your best friend? I mean the friend you can tell anything Is your boss or co-worker your best friend? I mean the fri

Kiss
KISS by PRINCE... I went to see Happy Feet tonight..and this song was in there... just had to play it!!! Gotta love the PRINCE.. :) U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me I'm gonna show u what it's all about U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss U got to not talk dirty, baby If u wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama I know how 2 undress me (Yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy Maybe u could be mine U just leave it all up to me We could have a good time U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss Yes I think I wanna dance Gotta, Gotta Little girl Wendy's parade Gotta, gotta,

Please Dont Stop Fucking Me
I have been waiting for you to kiss me. I raise my lips eagerly to yours, and when your tongue prods my lips open I am happy to oblige. I meet the thrust of your tongue boldly, and the kiss deepens and becomes more erotic than anything I've ever experienced. You sample the textures of my mouth, sliding your tongue across my teeth and dipping into the dark nooks and crannies as though seeking a hidden treasure. You take my bottom lip between your teeth and tug it gently, then raise your palms to my face and turn my head just so, giving you free access to my mouth. I have never been so thoroughly kissed in my life. The kiss goes on, pausing only briefly so we can gulp air into our lungs. Our lips cling together hungrily, melding as one. Your body is on fire, your muscles rigid in an attempt to hold yourself in check. You are so hard for me you hurt. When you finally raise your head, we are both gasping. My lips are damp and swollen, and you have a sudden brief picture of those same li

I Pissed ...lol
Dayumm he was gansta with it I had him on all fours spelling his name in my ass.. Face all creamy with me on his mind… Dayumm he could eat my ass for hours… he don't even what to eat my pussy, his only purpose is to eat my ass. Imagine havin this fine Nucca all he wanna do is submit to you.. He aint neva been with a big gurl.. But he wanted me, Thats what he said… shae.. He wanted it. He wanted this ass on his face.. He wanted this ass riding his tongue he wanted to suck on my ass hole..Hard.. I aint got a problem with that . He only wanted to please shae-boogie.. 2 hours passed by.... shit my back hurtin.. so I lay on my back as he elevate my leggs there u go.. Huh Eat me ass.. Lick it slow, suck it.. Fuck me.. With that tongue… wait Dayumm I gotta go pee.. Lmao ok ill hold it.. Hell naw fuck this he a bitch hell get over it.. "get up I gotta piss" he says :"I'll drink it" i say :"you what…" he say :"let me drink it" haha I pissed in his mouth..lmao

I Am Bear!!
BEAR Deep in slumber, dreams unending, Wise old bear, patient, strong, Send me dreams of transformation. Grant me intuition along With introspection of my life, Inner listening, no more strife. Caution, Healing, Leadership The power of the Bear totem is the power of introspection. The answers to all our questions lie within us. Each of us has the capacity to quiet the mind, enter the silence and know. Just as the bear hibernates during the winter, people with a Bear totem will be quieter during the winter months. But they must awaken in the spring and seek whatever opportunities are around them. When you have a Bear totem, you are being guided to a leadership role. You must be fearless in defending your beliefs. The Bear also encourages you to exercise your abilities as a natural healer. Bears are associated with trees which are natural antennas, linking the heavens and the Earth. Bear also has links to the seven color rays of the

Tattoo Contest 12 More Spots Open/update
UPDATE 12 SPOTS OPEN FOR TATTOO CONTEST IF INTERSESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME. YOU CAN COMMENT AS MUCH YOU LIKE,BUT CAN COMMENT ON YOUR PIC. RATE COUNTS ALSO. GOOD PRIZES AWAREDED :) DJ ColdFire~CLR~ Rock Star Queen CT Husband@ CherryTAP

What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman's Nipples For?
WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down ! under ." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know!

What Is It W/men And Women
Why is it so hard for me to have women friends? When i was growing up my mom only had like 2 women friends and she always said she didnt like women so that made us to grow up with lil or no women friends. In highschool i had 2 friends and all the rest where associate.. and then i had all my men friends...., naw, it wasnt like that i didnt start doin anything sexually til i was 17 so... the end of 12th grade i was in love with him. The boys in high school like me cus i was thick with big tits i was 160 no tummy always stayed in the weight room lifting weights(shout out to the guys from there...hehehe) and my tits were a 36 DD.. they loved me.. but the green eyed monster made it so that women hated me.. but it wasnt like i was the type or still am the type to be like "im better than you, prettier than you" naw i was always about unity making more freinds especially women friends.. even ti this day.. But shit now its hard cus if u befriend a women she's either A. a dike or B. she th

Bein A Nympho (good Or Bad)
All my ex's & new woman I date say I have a problem cuz Im a nympho they say I want it 2 much, they all say dont get them wrong what we do & how we do it the best but 3 or 4 times a day iz 2 much, I dont think so, so I would like other woman's thoughts on tha matter, and keep it real wit ya boy dont suger coat it im harder than that. ;)

The Cleanser
So 2 days ago i try to go on this fast called "master cleanser". Basically Its fast and it cleans all the toxins out of ur body essentially jump starting ur system. Ok let me rewind... Check this out.. Im a women and i love to shop.. so i was shoppin and i saw these jeans man... lol omg they talkin about look at my booty jeans.. but they had one pair.. haha and they werent my size.. so i bought them any way..lmao yeah i know "huh" . I wanted to wear them on my trip to NY.. so im like ok now my booty gotta shrink.. so heres the fast.. So my first day i drank 64 oz of lemonade... which consist of cayenne pepper, lemon, maple syrup#b.. its really good if u pay attention .. the first couple of tries i put wayyy too much cayenne pepper..lol my bad. So my day one goes by.. oh yeah ur supposed to take smoove move at nite but i feel asleep.. Day 2. I wake up and hopped on the scale and i lost 4lbs... WOOHOO.. yeah yeah so what its water weight haha im a big girl weight is w

Writtings
Erotic writing is as old as literature itself. Most of us are familiar with de Sade’s infamy due to his scandalous writing, we’ve all heard stories about Penthouse letters, we’re no longer shocked by ”discoveries” of ”hidden” double meanings of some of the Shakespearian’s verses. Some experts will say that it was Anais Nin who popularized writing that is quintessential erotica. Nin’s writing had been enjoyed for decades by both men and women. Delta of Venus has become a staple of every library of every person that reads and it doesn’t shock or embarrass anybody, there’s so much smut – and not necessarily of sexual nature, think ”Cops”-- on television that it’s really no wonder nobody cares about Nin’s characters’ lesbian encounters, sex with corpses or animals. The next level of erotic writing was quite predictable, the way everything has become with the spread of Internet use. It’s been for years that men and women become quite familiar with erotic writing online. People love onli

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem > > > > > >The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > > > > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > > > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > > > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > > > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > > > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > > > And I crept to the door just to see who was nea

Sans Panties
Claire shivered against the cold and snuggled up against her husband while they stood on the front porch waiting for someone to answer the door! "Oh my, it's cold," Claire said with a shudder, "I wish someone would answer the bell!" "I think I hear someone coming now," Frank replied while tugging Claire closer to him, "boy, it's been a long time since we've visited Tom and Marge, about two years I'd guess!!!" "At least," Claire whispered as the door began to swing open, "oh, Frank, I forgot to mention it before we left, but I'm not wearing any panties!!!" "W-what," he stammered to his pregnant wife," as Tom Barker opened the door, inviting them inside! "Good to see you again," Tom offered while ushering Frank and Claire into the living room where ten other couples were drinking, talking, and enjoying hors d'oeuvres, "you two know everyone here, so just grab yourselves a drink and have a good time!!!" Frank tried to get his wife's attention as she made her way over to meet the hostess,

Bubbles
I am fortunate. I have a great house, a high paying job and a sexy woman who lived with me. My lover is absolutely to die for. She’s five foot eight; 145 pounds and a fiery redhead, not to mention stacked and has all the curves in the right places. She stays at home and operates her websites. They range from free sites to a cam site, featuring her of course. I came home from work late one evening and she had cooked dinner. I felt absolutely awful that I missed it. I could tell she was upset as well. As I munched on the leftovers I thought of a way to repay her. The light bulb went off. “Baby, I’m going to be in the bathroom for a bit, my tummy isn’t feeling well.” All right, not romantic, but she won’t bother me in there either. I hurried into our room and made for the master bath. I poured some vanilla scented bubble bath into our sunken garden tub. I was careful not to make too much noise, and eased the faucet open, first the hot water then the cold. I kept the bath water running

Elixir
Open now your legs to me, o lubricious female, that from lush flesh betwixt may I feed my addiction. For fresh as you are on the mid-end of orgiastic delights, pregnant is your cunt with sultry admixtures, all sundry liquids of sex of both sexes. Pumped full, as you were, first by one he then another, and finally by I; and flowing as you are still with slick perfumes of your own desire; might now I, by my tongue, drink deep to replenish my male energies spent, feeding that soon I may engage another round of this carnal dance. Fluids of purity these are, yes, of pure life: For if life becomes physical in the house of your body, then what other extract may, in light of orgasm, so serve well as a symbol of lively delights? Energies pure were exchanged in the making; and energy's lure draws me now to the taking. Drinking of life, now, I imbibe with naked relish; and tonguing your cunt so, I drive you still further — to climax again, spasming with more wetness that I may drink deeper: You

Racism Is Still Alive, But Under A Different Guise
This article was written by a good friend of mine for our unviersity newspaper. Racism is still alive, but under a different guise The level of ignorance regarding racism within our society is far too prevalent to continue neglecting. Modern racism has morphed its ugly head from blatant prejudice to a more hidden and masked continuation. Legally, racial discrimination has been outlawed and mostly eradicated. Most patterns of overt racism have been reduced to a minimum level that most Americans are comfortable with. This does not, however, negate the fact that socially and culturally we have yet to eliminate white privilege and dominance. As Americans we have been taught to recognize racism on an individual or micro basis. Microforms of racism include the use of derogatory language, denying service because of race and violence against a racial group. Historic examples include violent actions employed by the Ku Klux Klan, using the n-word and "wetback" and racially targeted

Smartass Bf
so today, my smartass bf, sends me a text message and says (on the phone) u'r gonna kill me for this... text message said: "ScientistS believe that 98% of women will at some point in their lives contain intelligent dna, unfortunately 90% of them will spill it out" MY REPLY: "scientist believe that 98% of men will at some point in their live have intelligent dna, unfortunately, 90% of them would rather be single.. lol i'm wondering who won..

Soccer Or Football....its All Crap Now....
right, ok, listen to me here...... there was once a time when great goals, were dribbling, passing, taking people on, jinking past takles, the odd 25 yarder.... now watch the "goal of the month" competition on match of the day..... EVERY FOOKING GOAL IS A 25 YARDER!!! so exactly HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE? there all the same goal except for one, who actually went past a defender before shooting.... now, is this these new balls that blow about, making it hard for a goalie to read (like them 99p ones you got on a trip to the seaside, a do you remember how good THEY were to play footy with?) or the lack of skill & fitness these supposed superstars of soccer (its now soccer as your not allowed to tackle, footballers tackle like in american "football") think about it if players are rested & dont play as many matches as 10 years ago , or longer, shouldnt they be fitter? seems not....could this be, because players getting £100,000 per week dont even p

Pagan Wedding In The News
No it was not me but it shows that pagans may be getting at least some acceptance by the public If the Pictures don't show up try the links provided http://hanovereveningsun.travidia.com/SS/Page.aspx?sstarg=&facing=false&secid=25101&pagenum=1 http://hanovereveningsun.travidia.com/SS/Page.aspx?secid=25101&pagenum=2&sstarg=&facing=false&

Cummmmmmmmmmmm Show Me Some Luv!!!!!!!!!!
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH TE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

About The Cherrytap Discrimination Thing...im Confused And People Are Leaving Me Crazy V-mssges
SOMEONE HAS LEFT ME A VOICE MSSG ABOUT DISCRIMANTAION..I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT REALLY OR WHATS GOING ON BUT I HEARD IN ONE SENTENCE ABOUT FINDING OUT WHERE SOMEONE LIVES??...ITS TWO DEFF MSSGS FROM THE SAME PERSON..KIND OF LONG..BUT..CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON IM CONFUSED SHE SAID THAT "" JESUS DUDE "" WHOEVER DELETED HER BECOUSE OF A BLOG..IDK...BUT YEAH...SOMEONE JUST LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE.. Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage

My Contact Info
Hey all, if any of you want to talk to me outside of CT below is my messenger ID's and some other sites you can find. Yahoo (sindeebabe2) MSN (sindee_98@hotmail.com) AIM (CindyGrizBear) Sites to find me on: MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/cindylouwho98) hi5 (http://cindylouwho98.hi5.com) TagWorld (http://www.tagworld.com/CindyLouMI/) And you can find me on FaceBook too. I know I have a membership everywhere, lol...what can I say? I'm an attention-whore ;-).

More Friends.
Hey fellow cherrytappers. I figured this was a good way to meet more friends so that is what this post is about. I don't have alot of pics right now but more are on the way. Stop by and show me some luv anyway and I will do the same. Have a nice day. Peace.

Sexual Awareness
We ppl have regarded our sex lives & our spiritual lives az 2 different worldz. This attitude has caused many crises-anger & frustration wit our partiners, power struggles, accusations & hurt feelins, shame & guilt about our own behavior. We can join our awareness wit our sexual selves by takin responsibility 4 bein sexual. Bein responsible means we take tha risk of bein vulnerable, of givin & receivin affection & sexual expression n our relationships. We cannot expect satisfaction of our desires simply because we feel them. In sexuality, az n all parts of our lives.We can also say no ta sexual expression if we wish. (not me I LOVE sexual expression!!)

Feelings Of Sadness
Today was startin out of a good day. i woke up and it was snowing the trees where covered in ice and it was so beautiful looking. i just wished my hubby could have been here to be with me and cuddle ... I miss him like crazy and never stop thinking about it... NOW im not so sure.. i should even contiue to be with him.. Lately his been actin kinda weird.. as if somethings going on.. I was checkin out Myspace. as i do everyday.. i leave comments on my hubbys page everyday just to let him know im thinkin about him. you know.. BUT as i read the comment from one of his friends let a comment that kinda made me think.. and the way she said things. it makes it sound like his sleepin with people. which i can understand the fact that of course every guy need pussy ... and i can understand that. but when your with someone that you supposedly love with every inch of your beating heart.... i just don't understand how somoene could do that. MAYBE his not .. maybe im just worried since we live 1

Ask Me Six Questions
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ [[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]]

Surround Me
They say no man's an island but I tend to disagree. I guess they never seen my island. And where is lies at sea. I'm lost inside my memory. I'm still in disbelief. If I could paint a picture for you this is what you'd see.... I'm down on my knees beggin you to rescue me... please stop me.... surround me... surround me...now A wounded man sounds desperate when he's lost all his belief... Can you look into my eyes and say you won't betray me... Where running out of time.. how precious time can be... Im counting all the moments of the times you could have helped me.. I'm down on my knees beggin you to rescue me... please stop me.... surround me... surround me... I'm down on my knees beggin you to rescue me... please stop me.... surround me... surround me... ~scott st

Five Minute Thought...
five minute thought... i see you here in this space... i know you look at my face... do you wonder what i feel like? do you wonder what i smell like? do wonder what i taste like...? do you wonder what i think about... do you wonder what i do in my sleep? do you...like me? do you dream of me? do you wonder if i like you? do you wonder if my love is true? do you wonder if we'll ever meet? cause i know i wonder about you...! jo$hua

I Dunno What To Call It
Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schalchten Der Metzgermeister Huete treff ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein Denn das ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein Die stumpfe Klinge - gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit Etwas Kultur muss sein

Celine Dion The Celebrity Patron For Ccff
Céline Dion began promoting public awareness of cystic fibrosis in 1982, when, as an adolescent, she embarked on her singing career. Once referred to as la p'tite Québécoise, Céline was virtually unknown outside her native province of Quebec. Now, Céline Dion is an international superstar, but during all the successes in her life, one element has remained constant — her commitment to the fight against cystic fibrosis. That commitment is marked by real life tragedy: Céline’s niece, Karine, who had cystic fibrosis died, in her aunt’s presence. Karine was only 16 years old. Céline began supporting the CF cause at the regional level of the Foundation, through her collaboration with the Quebec Cystic Fibrosis Association (QCFA), the Foundation's provincial arm in Quebec. She helped spread the Foundation's message by participating in media interviews, QCFA public service campaigns and fundraising activities. In August 1993, Céline strengthened her commitment by graciously accepting

Strip
Come with me Into the trees We'll lay on the grass And let the hours pass Take my hand Come back to the land Let's get away Just for one day Let me see you Stripped Metropolis Has nothing on this You're breathing in fumes I taste when we kiss Take my hand Come back to the land Where everything's ours For a few hours Let me see you Stripped Let me hear you Make decisions Without your television Let me hear you speaking Just for me

My Friends Are The Best!!!
My Friends are the BEST!!! Better than all the REST!!! I have truly been blessed, cause my friends are the BEST!!! Each and every day I come here to play. I see your feelings through your words. Each and every soul guaranteed to be heard! Cause my friends are the BEST!!! You lift me up when I am down. When im in need and have a frown. your kind words make it right. each and every single night. My friends are the BEST!!! Thank you for being there for me. when I am sad in times of need. All your comments they mean so much close to my heart they truly touch. My friends are the BEST!!! I hope one day I can return the love you given the love you've earned. Remember I see each and every one of you. And I'm thankful that this friendship is true! My friends are the BEST!!! There is a reason that we met Even if we havn't seen it yet. Stick together and see it through this beautiful love I have for you. MY FRI

What Is Cystic Fibrosis
What is cystic fibrosis? Cystic fibrosis (CF) is the most common, fatal genetic disease affecting young Canadians. CF affects mainly the lungs and the digestive system. In the lungs, CF causes severe breathing problems. A build-up of thick mucus makes it difficult to clear bacteria and leads to cycles of infection and inflammation, which damage the delicate lung tissues. In the digestive tract, CF makes it extremely difficult to digest and absorb adequate nutrients from food. Thick mucus also blocks the ducts of the pancreas, preventing enzymes from reaching the intestines to digest food. Therefore, persons with CF must consume a large number of artificial enzymes (on average 20 pills a day) with every meal and snack, to help them absorb adequate nutrition from their food. They must also follow a demanding daily routine of physical therapy to keep the lungs free of congestion and infection How many Canadians have cystic fibrosis? It is estimated that one in every 3,600

Angels
Live in virtue, no desire In the grave an angel's choir You look to heaven and wonder why No one can see them in the sky Just as the clouds have gone to sleep Angels can be seen in heaven's keep Alone in fear they question why Goddamn not an angel when I die Angels live, they never die Apart from us, behind the sky They're fading souls who've turned to ice So ashen white in paradise Just as the clouds have gone to sleep Angels can be seen in heaven's keep Alone in fear they question why Goddamn not an angel when I die Goddamn an angel when I die Heaven must be hell in the sky

Truer Words Ever Spoken
by Robert Louis Stevenson A century ago, Robert Louis Stevenson devised a number of rules to help people live happier, more productive lives. These rules may be a century old, but they are excellent guidelines. I find it interesting that there twelve rules . . . If you study the significance of numbers, you will discover that the number twelve indicates divine order! So, I would encourage you to apply some of these to your life and see if you are not happier! Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things. Make the best of circumstances. No one has everything, and everyone has something of sorrow. Don't take yourself too seriously. Don't let criticism worry you. You can't please everybody. Don't let your neighbors set your standards; Be yourself. Do things you enjoy doing, but stay out of debt. Don't borrow trouble. Imaginary things are harder to bear than actual ones. Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish enmities and grud

Starbucks
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/starbucks.asp STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines "thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very

The Kinsmen And Our Relationship With Cystic Fibrosis
The Kin-CCFF Partnership Kin and CF From a relationship that began on a barstool in 1963, a 40-year friendship has grown into a committed partnership. Over the years, Kinsmen and Kinettes have devoted their efforts to an incredible assortment of events ranging from Daisy Days to road tolls to barbecues - all to help fight cystic fibrosis. The friendship between Kinsmen and Kinettes and Canadians with CF began out of a conversation between Dr. Douglas Crozier, then director of the CF Clinic at The Hospital for Sick Children, and Kinsmen Bill Skelly. During a chance meeting at a Scarborough pub, Dr. Crozier spoke to Bill about his young CF patients. This conversation left Bill interested in joining the fight against cystic fibrosis, and Dr. Crozier was invited to speak to the North York Kinsmen Club. Almost immediately, the North York Kinsmen enthusiastically backed the CF cause. By 1964, District 8 had formally adopted CF as its District Service Project. District 8's commitmen

New Form Of Kidnapping( Not A Joke)
NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING > > > > Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could > > > > happen to any of us.. Seems like every nice thing people do for one > > > > another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart > > > > survivor: > > > > About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance > > > > passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written > > > > the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she > > > > might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished > > > > shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat. > > > > She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A > > > > nice man dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase walked > > > > up to her and said, "I noticed you're changing a flat tire. > > > > Would you like me to take care of it for you?" The woman was > > > > Grateful for his offer and accepted h

Yaaa It Finally Snowed!!!
Yah i was was so excited, This morning it was snowing, and I was soooo happy. The mud is gone, the borwn yicky raining weather is gone lol. Everything is now white and pretty!! It really made my day, I went out and played in it..haha I love the first snow fall of the year, and It's about time lol

My First Entry
well, i just found cherrytap a few hours ago, i have quite a number of friends, and continue to get high ratings on my pictures and an unlimited amount of comments and messages. this seems alot better than myspace, there are no ads or anything. well, i'm taking this time to promote my website and current business. it would be awesome if you all would check it out! mwah!

Golf
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

Kinsmen Club Of Canada
AS YOU ALL KNOW I DO ALOT OF VOLUNTEER WORK. WELL FOR THE LAST YEAR I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE KINSMEN CLUB OF PRESTON. WHICH OUR CLUB DOES DO ALOT FOR THE COMMUNITY. BY GIVING MONEY TO DIFFERENT ORGANIZATIONS. WE GET THE MONEY BY DOING BINGOS AND RUNNING SERVICE PROJECTS LIKE CARNIVAL, BALL TOURNAMENTS AND OTHER PROJECTS. SO OVER THE YEARS WE HAVE GIVEN LOTS OF MONEY BACK TO THE COMMUNITY. HERE IS THE HISTORY OF HOW THE KINSMEN CAME INTO BEING IN CANADA Over the years Kin Canada has had an impressive array of members, from Prime Minister John Diefenbaker to Governor General Ray Hnatyshyn and more. Members can probably name several people who have used what they have learned in Kin to become community leaders. The dream of Founder Hal Rogers started with an idea that spread to an organization with members from coast to coast. Since 1920, literally hundreds of thousands of Canadians have been touched by the spirit of Kin when asked to join our great Association. This year will be no

Blond Joke
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all > these > > > | blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, > she > > > decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. > > > | > > > | While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going > to > > > | paint a couple of rooms in the house. > > > | > > > | The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets > > > > down > > > | to the task at hand. > > > | > > > | Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive > > > smell of > > > paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on > the > > > floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy > > > > parka > > > and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her > > > > if she > > > is OK. > > > She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that > she > > > wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are d

Haha One More For Today
Wife answers door to stranger A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she has a vagina and see what happens. The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady do you have a vagina?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."

Little Douglas
Little Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - - Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Dougie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Doug aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Dougie, "He is a Liberal MP, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"

Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?

Stunted Growth
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?" "Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them BMWer's and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the living s--- out of 'em, and then eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the s--- out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

Your Song....not My Words.....
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

Goodbye To Romance
Cookin Dinnah...Pork Chops/Au Gratin Taters/Steamed Broccoli and string beans This song popped in my head. I feel so lost!!! Goodbye To Romance OZZY Yesterday has been and gone Tommorow will I find the sun Or will it rain Everybody's having fun Except me, I'm the lonely one I live in shame I say goodbye to romance, yeah Goodbye to friends, I tell you Goodbye to all the past I guess that we'll meet We'll meet in the end I've been the king, I've been the clown Now broken wings can't hold me down I'm free again The jester with the broken crown It won't be me this time around To love in vain I say goodbye to romance, yeah Goodbye to friends, I tell you Goodbye to all the past I guess that we'll meet We'll meet in the end And I feel the time is right Although I know that you just might say to me What'cha gonna do What'cha gonna do But I have to take this chance goodbye To friends and to romance And to all of you And to all of you Come on now

Top 30 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
1. Oh I Just Couldn't, She's Only Sixteen. 2. I'll Take Shakespeare For $1,000, Alex 3. Duct Tape Won't Fix That. 4. Come To Think Of It, I'll Have A Heineken. 5. We Don't Keep Firearms In This House. 6. We Don't Feed That To The Dog. 7. No Kids In The Back Of The Pickup, It's Just Not Safe. 8. Wrestling's Fake. 9. We're Vegetarians. 10. Do You Think My Gut Is Too Big? 11. I'll Have Grapefruit &Grapes Instead Of Biscuits &Gravy. 12. Honey, We Don't Need Another Dog. 13. Who Gives A Damn Who Won The Civil War. 14. Give Me The Small Bag Of Pork Rinds. 15. Too Many Deer Heads Detract From The Decor. 16. I Just Couldn't Find A Thing At Wal-Mart Today 17. Trim The Fat Off That Steak. 18. Cappuccino Tastes Better Than Espresso. 19. The Tires On That Truck Are Too Big. 20. I've Got It All On The C Drive. 21. Unsweetened Tea Tastes Better. 22. My Fiancée, Bobbie Jo, Is Registered At Tiffany's. 23. I've Got

The Mailman Joke
One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy. Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps. What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time. Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

My Angel
My sweet beautiful angel. Sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little angel eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice, continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear. Whenever we are together, You shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face, raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You're my sweet, beautiful angel, and I'll love you for eternity! © 2006 Microsoft MasterOfLove

Cummmmmmmmmmmm Show Me Some Luv!!!!!!!!!!
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOT AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH TE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

My G/f Sent Me This Today,,thought I Would Share With You Guys...lol!
Subject: Fw: Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Preceding Blog Post Being-
removed because she has removed the last of her photos and I'm assuming her profile will be deleted in due course. The main point about dropkicking noncommunicative liars (communicative liars too but I'm at once angrier and also willing to consider the possibility that they might want back rather than be wholly indifferent, which may be fine -- if trust can be established) - that remains of course.

Old Men Might Be A Good Thing
At 85 years of age, Patrick a healthy and attractive Irishman from County Mayo Ireland (True story?) married Colleen, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband was so old, Colleen decided that after their wedding she and Patrick should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Colleen prepared herself for bed & the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock came, the door opened & there was Patrick, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one. All went well, Patrick took leave of his bride, & she prepared to go to sleep. After a few minutes Colleen heard another knock on her bedroom door. It was Patrick. Again he was ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised Colleen consented for more coupling. When the newlyweds were done, Patrick kissed his bride, bid her a fon

Poor Daddy
Poor Daddy One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." --- A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

Your Woman Scent
My sweet, I thought about you a lot today. But not in the same way I normally do everyday though, when I think how good it feels to have you next to me, what a friend are partner you are. Today I thought of you under the sheets, the scent of one of your good perfumes mixed with your own woman scent. I thought about your long, straight hair covering your breasts and how I gently put them aside, slowly, until those little rosy spots are revealed, those sacred fountains of life and pleasure. It feels great to kiss any part of your body, to softly taste the salt in your swear with my lips, that excites and feeds me. It feels great to sense your pubic hair shrive while your almost mute voice asks me again and again: “kiss… kiss… kiss...” I miss your lips when they touch my skin, or when they dare to say little obscene, almost naïve things, in that bashful tone of yours, that almost makes them sound like prayers. I miss your hands, so tinny, so gentle, so beautiful and so knowledgeable

Muah!
anyone wanna donate just like a few $$....i dont need much... it will deff get me to shut up... im just super poor rite now...i need like 20 to just get thru the week... i am happy that u guys are reading and rating my blog...im number 64 on the top blogs now...so thank you... but again any help would be great~!

The Girl I Truly Want...
I feel bad taking this off of someone else profile but more then likely these aren't there exact words anyway. But regardless..whoever the author is..that is the women I want/need in my life. I am :: tough :: soft :: strong :: stubborn :: sensual:: intelligent :: vulnerable :: crazy :: know what I need :: fight for what I want :: motivated :: determined :: love to laugh :: like to cry :: have a career :: can take care of myself :: like feeling special :: friendly until annoyed :: dedicated :: devoted :: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who holds your hand just to feel your touch. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead. Im the girl who smiles each time you enter a room. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for what you se

Sick
Well I was sick yesterday and dont feel much better today. I was to do a photo shoot with a very nice model today but she cancled which is just as well considering how I feel. Its still a let down I love taking photos and I don't know when I will be able to do another shoot. About the only useful thing ive done in two days is help ~Mz Mic~@ CherryTAP vote for her man in some contest. Im behind on saying hi to folks and checking out photos. so here is a big hi to everyone out there thanks for the luv and soup

To An Elegant And Charming Woman
If I wanted to seduce you, I could list a whole bunch of reasons that make me like you... I could say, for example, that I would adore accompanied by such an elegant, feminine and perfumed woman as you! If I was up to seducing you, I’d say that beyond those beautiful and fine clothing you wear over your seductive curves, there is another “accessory” you always wear that makes you even more lovely: your true smile, open and constant, proper to cheer up those elegant places you enjoy frequenting. All this charm of yours ended up really affecting my soul and my heart, and now, I don’t have any more doubts that I am really up to seducing you, because I got to the conclusion that it would be absolutely stupid of me not falling in love with such a marvelous woman like you. May I take you to my bedroom? With care,

Today's Fortune Cookies #2
-You are imaginative in using your skills- true -You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility- we'll see lol -You will be awared some great honor- not sure what it will be... but we'll see

Am I Inferior, Superior Or Neither?
Am I inferior, superior or neither? It is very common for many people to compare themselves to almost everyone they meet. For many, the first thing people do when they see someone new is to determine where they are categorized in their internal hierarchy. In other words, are they better or I'm better. People will determine whether or not this person is better than one's self or not. An internal hierarchy is different for many people. It all depends on what that individual values the most. For example, if a person values the education level the most, then that person will rate other people based on their level of education. If a person values wealth, then they would rate other people based on their earnings. There can be a hierarchy with popularity, appearance, social status, occupations and so on. You see, people would generally "size-up" another person and determine if this person is inferior or superior in the internal hierarchy of their minds. You see, that's where

Wow
Well I took the LSAT and can we say hard...I unfortunately I don't get the results for atleast 3 weeks but I am very confident that I did well... On another note I got some interesting news today from my friend Lisa and well all in due time but I will leave it that I like to give a big congrats to Lisa and Bobby for taking their relationship to the next level. You both deserve all the best and I am so proud to be apart of it.. Lata Playas

Easy Cook Recipe For Spicy Oatmeal Cookies
An easy to make recipe for those who would like quick and simple: SPICY OATMEAL COOKIES 1 pkg. Duncan Hines spice cake mix 2 c. oatmeal 2 lg. eggs 3/4 c. vegetable oil 1/2 c. milk 1/4 c. brown sugar 1 c. raisins (optional) 1 c. chopped nuts (optional) Combine all ingredients and drop by spoonfuls on a greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350* degrees for 12 minutes.

Friends Are Like Angels...
Our friends are like Angels, Who brighten our days. In all kinds of wonderful. Magical ways. Their thoughtfulness comes, As a gift from above. And we feel we've surrounded, By warm, caring love. Like upside-down rainbows, Their smiles bring the sun. And they fill ho-hum moments, With laughter and fun. Friends are like angels, Without any wings. Blessing our lives, With the most precious things

Alone
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

Absence
Absence Does absence make the heart grow fonder Or does it cause the heart to wander? Absence plays tricks on the heart When from your lover you're apart Are her thoughts of me like mine of her Or has her love begun to dim Do questions, fears, and doubts arise Or does confident love shine in our eyes Are my feelings for her ebbing away Or do they grow stronger with every day Do united hearts still beat strong Or does the rhythm seem all wrong Does out of sight mean out of mind Or in my dreams do you I find Do your words of love echo still Or are my thoughts with silence filled When time and distance pull us apart Is your presence ever in my heart The strength and depth is what decides If through the absence love abides A love that isn't meant to be When absence comes is apt to flee A love that's written in the stars Will endure though near or far

A Friend Like You....
A friend like you is a special gift worth more than finest gold. You've been there in my darkest hours with a comforting hand to hold. You know my thoughts before I speak, we share our hopes and fears and when life brings us joy and grief, we share our smiles and tears. You're generous with your time and love, always there with a hand to lend. Life wouldn't be as rich without you. I'm so happy to call you my friend.

How Do You Know Your In Love?..by My Friend Rich
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Dec 2 2006 7:32 AM If you aren't happy and content with who you are than your not possibly able to make another feel loved, needed or desired. There is nothing more rewarding in life than feeling that true emotion of true love. To come home everyday to a partner wanting you. Truly wanting you with there heart and soul. You can see it in there eyes.Very few really have this in there lives. Couples split up or start the game of looking again after that initial feeling of that infatuation goes away. That wasn't true love. Know and understand the difference. When you meet someone knew and hit it off. You feel good about everything. Life is grand. Couldn't be better. Butterflies, fireworks , the whole thing! Ya Ya Ya. Been there and done that. I know from personal experience those feelings are not real. They will not last. That is what I call and know as infatuation. A temporary feeling of emotions that will

Poor
this just in... if someone could send me some money just so i can make it thru the week i will deff help them out when they need it...i will help u get all the points on here...if u need help out side of the net i would deff do my best to help u there too... im just desperate and poor...

Soul Search
I look. Headlights and torch beams scouring, searching. Reading the map, could the compass be wrong? I have lost my direction, my footing has slipped. Companion show me the way. I have searched high and low, have dug trenches and climbed hills, swam seas, and still the searchlight is but pencil thin. A tiny white light far off, so close, touchable, yet almost gone.

A Different Christmas Story
A Different Christmas poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Friends
FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THAT DO NOT HURT U. FRIENDS ARE LOVE AND KIND. FRIENDS LOVE U FOR YOUSELF. FRIENDS IS SOMEONE THAT STANDS UP FOR U . FRIENDS LOVES WITH THERE HEART. FRIENDS WILL HELP U WHEN U ARE DOWM. FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THT LAST FOREVER. FRIENDS NEVER JUDGE U. FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE U ALWAY LOVED. FRIENDS ARE THERE WHEN U NEED THEM. FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS IN YOUR HEART. FRIENDS ARE SOMEONE U NEVER FORGET. FRIENDS ARE LOVE. FRIENDS WE LOVE LOVE US BACK. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND THERE ALWAYS IN MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 1st Blog Here
I am interested to see why it is that SO MANY people are talking up this place. I am still getting used to everything. I can tell I am going to have to change a few things because I can see that this site can get a little dirty. I do not need any perverts bothering me!! Ok, I am going to go back to figuring this site out! CYA!

Party
Well last night was my company Christmas Party and I now remember why I can't stand stuck up people at stuck up functions. Luckily for me and my husband we sat at a great table that shared our views on the whole thing. We basically went for the free meal and door prizes, but nobody at our table won... I had em laughing when they brought me a filet and I asked for ketchup...yea she brought me the ketchup. I even kept the bottle as a souvenier cause we all laughed so hard that this chick hunted down a bottle of ketchup. Let's see after that we drank, danced - yes my husband and I danced...I was shocked - we had so much fun! All in all it turned out to be a great night and it gave us a chance to get out for a night without the kids. Hope all of you have a wonderful holiday!

Watching The World
i'm not sure i know i don't see what i can do i try to move but i'm frozen still like the moon at midnight's mascarade; my eyes glimmer like the dead's nothing is clear nothing is safe- i want to yell, yet no voice could ever break this silence. i was drifting off into slumber's fury finding my escape and strength in my dreams. i could run i could fight, i could die ten thousand times and still be smiling knowing i was still moving. so now, light will break open i am awake and weak vulnerable and coarse. saving me would only tease what fate has laid out for me so, i drift once more my eyes open frozen staring out the window and watching the world float on by....

*raises The Roof Of Gayness*
i blinged out my car today... i cant wait for it to get dark.. about, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...an hour and half id say.... MWAHAHHAHAHAHA im too much fun on a side note i gots a TANK GIRL trade today...it is goooooooooooooooooooood.

Poor
i just got paid yesterday and i am already broke as fuck....ugh...i shouldnt have done so much xmas shopping yesterday... any one wanna give me some money so i can get gas and get to work for the rest of the week?

Get To Know More About Tiffany
WELL WHERE DO I START FIRST OF ALL IM FROM SYDNEY AUSTRALIA IM A SINGLE MUM OF TWO BOYS I LOVE TO MEET NEW PPL NEW FRIENDS...IM DOWN TO EARTH ADVENTOUROUS AND WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING ONCE AS WE ONLY LIVE ONCE (EXCEPT DRUGS NO DRUGS) IM A VERY HONEST PERSON I LIKE TO TELL PPL THAT I THINK STRAIGHT UP SAVES ALL HASTLES LATER.....I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH MY BOYS AND AND MY FRIENDS ITS GOOD TO GET OUT THESE DAYS ALTHOUGH IVE BEEN A FULLTIME MUM FOR 2 1/2 YEARS NOW ITS CHANGED MY LIFE CARNT WAIT TO PARTY AGAIN.. WELL FEEL FREE TO MSG ME OR ADD ME AS A FRIEND LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL FROM TIFFANY

Dont Try To Scare Me, Lol
I have to laugh when the someone sends me a chain message or even worse a chain bulletin saying you have 2 min to repost or you'll have relationship problems for the next 2 yrs. ROFLMGDAO, please, I've had relationship problems for the last 22 years, what like another 2 will matter to me.

Join Me In Temptation X Radio Lounge
I"m on the air now and you can hear me in Temptation X Radio Lounge. http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=1696 Copy this link and go now. And rock out with me. Lets get this place packed!!! Tell all your friends!!! Rocker78

Love Beening Here At Lost Cherry!!!!!!
this is about how much this cool * great site means to me ok let's start with how much with the commnets mean to me ? love them alot sending some love is the best in theworld love to rate photos alot & some gifts is worth alot to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one means all to me love you all here at losr cherry's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and cherrytap's are outstanding!!!!!!!! love you forver& ever!!!!!!!!!! hugs with all my love & heart's sending all a huge kiss Gingerxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Still No Internet At Home
Well what's up people??? Still no internet at home. Gonna be movin soon( hopefully, say a prayer) so i'll be back online (more regularly) when we get into the new place. SO keep stoppin by, I check this every few days. Later.

Please....
Hey everyone...On my main page is a voice recording thing...all you have to do is call the number on it..and leave a message. If you have one of them on your page, I'll call yours too! If you dont have one and call to leave a message...let me know you did and I'll buy ya a pressie from the CherryTap GiftShop thingy!

What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Hammer Has Dropped!!!!!
Ok...so when I get home and log onto CT, the very first thing I do is go to the alert box and click "see all". Then I scroll down to the last time I was logged on and start rating my friends pics and blogs. I hit 'em all right up to the current time and then as they get posted while I'm on. Every time, every friend. Even if we havent talked in a long time or anything, that's what I do. There isn't one person on my friends list whose pics I haven't rated. Not one. The night before last, I posted 4 pics. I had 143 people on my friends list. 5 people have rated my pics as of right now. It is not about levels or points or cherry bucks. I've never asked anyone to help me level up. I'm about to go to level 11 and have gotten there pretty much on my own without whoring for it. This is a matter of principle. What's right and wrong. I rate everyone because it's just the way I do things. You don't owe me a thing because I rate you. But what's the right thing to do? I'm not here to

Taking A Little Bit Of A Break....
Yeah, so I have a huge project due next week, and finals the week after. I'll also be up in the DC area next week for some training. I will be taking a bit of a break from CT so I can get through it all. (Or at least, I am telling myself that I am! We'll see if I can actually keep myself away.) Anyway, if you've got my yahoo feel free to say hey to me! Oh, and that contest is still running I think for the most unique picture. Don't know when it ends, but please vote for me. :-) You can see my blog for details on how to get there.

Lack Of Motivation!!!
OK SO TODAY IS SATURDAY AND YEA I SHOULD BE OUT HAVING FUN DOIN SOME KIND OF RANDOM BULLSHIT, OR ATLEAST MAKIN PLANS TO DO. BUT NOPE IM SITTING AT MY DESK TYPING AWAY AT THE DAMN BOARD AGAIN!!! I DONT FEEL SO BAD ABOUT NOT GOIN OUT OR BEING MOTIVATED TO DO SO...I HAVE WORKED HARD ALL WEEK AND JUST DONT FEEL UP TO DOING ANYTHING TODAY OR TONIGHT. NOT THAT I WOULDNT LOVE TO GO TO A BAR AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND STUMBLE OUT AND GET JUST PAS OUT ON MY BED ATT THE END OF THE NIGHT/ BEGINING OF THE MORNING....BUT I SERIOUSLY JUST DONT WANNA!!!! SO I GUESS ILL JUST LOUNGE AROUND HERE FOR A BIT AND JUST CHILL AND IF MOTIVATION HITS ME ILL GO OUT!!! AND IF NOT I HAVE LIQUOR IN THE FREEZER!!!

Ever Want To...
write a blog about something that youve had on your mind for a really long time but when you finally sit down to do it you have no idea how to word it all? thats the predicament im in right now.. hrm hrm hrm. anyways, guess ill say welcome new friends .!! and....23 more days til Christmas.. which also means!!!!!! 23 MORE DAYS TIL MY BROTHER COMES HOME

His Personal Website
I have created Atticus a Personal Webpage where you can see lots of Pics and updates on him. Its private so if you want to see the page you need to message me for the password but here is the Link http://www.babababies.com/view/view.cfm?SiteID=39216 Im no good at making a clicky so i cant do that.. If you visit his page please leave him a comment in his guest book! Desiree

Lol.....
DOES ANYONE THINK ABOUT LIFE AND HOW FUCKIN BORING IT IS AND HOW CRUEL PEOPLE CAN BE WITH OTHERS FEELINGS......OH WELL I GEUSS TO EACH THERE OWN LOL....WELL I HAD A WONDERFUL NITE LAST NIGHT NICE AND WHAT DO U SAY FUCKING BORING HAHA!! YES DID SOME MUCH NEEDED SOUL SEARCHING AND GATHERD A FEW DISTURBING FACTS 1.YOU MAY DO U BEST ALL THE TIME AND IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TO SOME I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY... 2.DONT DRINK ALONE YOU ALWAYS CRY...LOL. 3.AND BY ALL MEANS STAY AWAY FROM YOUR CELL AND DONT TEXT MESSAGE OR TALK TO ANYONE WHEN DRINKING ALONE AND CRYING .....ITS NEVER GOOD!!!!! LOL....WITH THA I WILL CLOSE AND IM GOING TO SEE GODSMACK TOMM YAY ME LETS GET DRUNK SHALL WE OH AND WHEN U DRINK U DO THINGS WITH PEOPLE U SHOULDNT HAHA!!

Snowflakes--helping People
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO HELP THE SALVATION ARMY, FOR EVERY SNOWFLAKE MADE THEY WILL DONATE ITS REALLY COOL AN WE ALL NEED TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT. IT WILL JUST TAKE A FEW MINS OF YOUR TIME AN NOT COST YOU ANY MONEY TO CUT OUT A SNOWFLAKE. REMEMBER JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON,,, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE,. http://www.popularfront.com/snowdays/

Canadian Tanks Deployed In Combat Situation For 1st Time Since Korean War
By Bill Graveland PANJWAII, Afghanistan (CP) - It's the reason they're called "rolling thunder." The throaty roar of engines announcing the approach of the squadron of Canadian Leopard tanks could be heard from kilometres away as they emerged from the mist and rain Saturday to back up ground troops in the war-torn Panjwaii district. The 42-tonne monsters left Kandahar Airfield under the cover of darkness early Saturday morning in the first combat deployment of Canadian tanks since the Korean War. Hours later they rolled down the streets of the village of Panjwaii in an impressive show of force on their way to the nearby forward operating base, or FOB. Residents of Panjwaii, hearing the rumble of the metal tracks biting into the concrete, rushed from their homes to watch the biggest display of firepower since their war with the Soviets in the late 1970s and early 1980s. It also caused excitement at the FOB. Battle weary troops, who have been fighting the Taliban

Would U?
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind > Boy: No > > > Girl: Do you like me? > Boy: Not really > > > Girl: Do you want me? > Boy: No > > > Girl: Would you cry if I left? > Boy: No > > > Girl: Would you live for me? > Boy: No > > > Girl: Would you do anything for me? > Boy: No > > > Girl: Choose--me or ur life > Boy: my life > > The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... > > The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. > > The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. > > The reason I don't want you is because I need you. > > The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. > > The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. > > The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. > > The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

My Dream...
A touch on my shoulder, and I turn, confused. A woman stands there, sultry, a sexy smile on her plush lips. Long black hair tickles her pale cheeks as she sets her weight on one curved hip, allowing her slit dress to expose her bare leg. No panty lines, no tan lines. "What are you doing here?" I ask, suddenly scared. Hadn't I been alone in my roomb before? "I've come for you," she replies, her voice throaty and oh so very sexy. She reaches her hand up to cup my face, thumb rubbing against my lips. I sigh, tingles running down my body, centering on my breasts and lower regions. "Really?" I want to say it, but I can't get more than the "R" out before she leans forward, catching my lips in the most smoldering kiss I've ever had. Her tongue scrapes against mine as she runs her hands up and down my body, touching places and pinching others, making me gasp and moan as I rub up against her. She rips the clothes from my body, crushing my breasts in her squeezing hands before she sn

Just Pretty Words!!
it only takes one word to ruin a friendship it takes one kiss to fall in love when a person thinks of all that it equals a perfect relationship but when you've lost it all you realize the only thing you really have is a broken spirit and a really good leason in life.....not to be impatient and never put faith in one person u will alwys come up broken hearted and lonly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IF I NEVER HAVE YOU AS MY OWN THEN I WILL ALWAYS BE GREATFUL FOR THE LAUGHTER WE SHARED AND THE SMILES YOU BROUGHT THE TEARS I CRIED AND THEY DAY WE SAID GOODBYE

12-2-06
Well this is my first Blog here as I am still learning. I have the old My Space as well as Everyones Space accounts and I am becoming more active here. I am writing a book now and it is based on an old D&D character I used a long time ago. The book is really a creative writing exercise to help me learn a skill. I also write erotica for people (men and women). I write stories of passion and lust and not just fuck stories. If your interested drop me a line and I would enjoy your inputs.

Keep Voting Please...u Ar Awesome
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOT AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH TE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

Go Army
thats right Folks! its that time of year again!!! Its the ARMY/NAVY GAME!!! show your support for the Army!!! yeah yeah yeah. i know the last time army beat navy was 2001, but this year the winds will change!!! I FEEL LIKE!!! so if i dont respond for the next few hours, dont be surprised! IM WATCHIN MY TEAM WIN!!! GO ARMY!!!! HOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Ideas For Features Or Enhancements?
in the early days of fubar everyone knew to come to me with any new ideas for features on the site... but lately, not many people have! 99% of everything we've ever done on the site was triggered by a member bringing it to our attention... so lets keep that tradition alive! so, feel free to lay any ideas for features or for enhancements on me, here, in this blog. you can also private message me if you're shy or don't want anyone else to know! :-) please no tech support questions or bitching about policies, you'll be donkey punched. thanks!

Fyi... Taking The Quizzes
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You scored as Slut. Slut75%Goth69%Nerdy Girl56%Hippy50%Loser38%Athletic Tomboy31%Popular Bitch6%Preppy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com You

M I L F Www.milfmyspace.com
Here is a what the word MILF means if you dont know WHAT DOES MILF MEAN MILF or M.I.L.F. means any one of the the following phrases, each of which imply the same thing. "Moms I'd like to fuck", "Moms I'd love to fuck", "Mothers I'd love to fuck" or "Mothers I'd like to fuck". It's hard to say where this phrase started although some people attribute it to the movie "American Pie". Regardless, it usually refers to ones adolescent fantasy of fucking your best friends mom because she was so hot. As such, that would imply that a MILF would typically be a hot mature woman in their mid 30s to 40s. Www.MilfMySpace.Com

Gone But Not Forgotten
As Christmas approaches, I think more and more about my best fiend Tracy. She was a beautiful woman with a wonderful smile and a huge heart full of love. She was like a sister to me and we did everything together. She made me laugh, and our kids were even best friends. Tracy died from a heart attack last year leaving behind three lovely children and many others that loved and cared about her. I didn't get to say goodbye to my sister because of circumstances out of my control. I miss her so much. Sometimes I feel like part of me is no longer here any more. The sad thing is that we never really appreciate the special people in our lives until they're not there any more. If I could go back in time, I would tell Tracy just hho much I really love her and appreciate everything she was to me. Rest in peace my beloved sister. I hope you're having a good time up in heaven. I hope that you know that just because you're gone I will never forget you.

Rip Jessiah Jameson!!
A lot of you Already have heard the News. RIP JESSIAH JAMESON!! INSTEAD OF SENDING FLOWERS TO ERIN It has been requested that you visit this site: http://www.cafepress.com/jessiahjameson ALL the money that is made is donated to Erin and her son.May Jessiah rest in peace. May Erin and Jessiah Jr have peace in their hearts and strength to get thru this time in their lives. Please repost this and get the word out...There will be more shirts up in a little bit..But Please buy a t-shirt or even a button ANYTHING helps..

Music
All my friends out there, I'd like to turn you on to some good tunes. There are a couple of places you can find the music I have posted. www.myspace.com/rohar69 and www.myspace.com/communistdopeharvest Check it out let me know what you think.

~~my First Blog....~~
~~Just a quick note about me~~ I am new to cherryTAP, I have only been here for a few days now….But I absolutely LUV IT!!!! I have other sites (some of you may know me from them) and up until NOW, MySpace had been my favorite. I was not giving my other sites the attention they deserved~~…. MySpace, I hate to tell you, but I am getting ADDICTED TO THE “TAP”, I have over 1,200 friends on MySpace that I really don’t wanna leave “hanging”, I’m gonna try my BEST to get them on the TAP, Once you TAP, YOU NEVER GO BACK….hehe I just want to tell my new friends here~~ THANX, I HAVE HAD NOTHING BUT POSITIVE ENERGY FLOWING THROUGH MY PAGE~~ PEACE OUT && KEEP ON TAPPING~~ for personal information about Me, just ask~~ ~~To Sum “ME“ up…. I Was At a Party and SomeOne Said To Me “YOU ARE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY” and added to that someone else stated “EVERY PARTY” but the quote I liked the best came outta nowhere “SHE’S NOT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY, SHE IS THE PARTY”…. ~~~WAHOOO~~~ ~~I must confess, I

Local.......all Those In Cold Locations Are Sooo Gonna Hate Me
I eventually plan to share the good and bad of roadlife with everyone over time. A way of giving you insight to the trial and tribulations of road life. I just came off of a 34 hr restart (required when you run out of hours) since I ran myself out of hours. Went from Ammarillo Tx to Sacramento Ca to Lorado Tx in 4.5 days. Needed the rest to say the least. Am currently waiting on a trailer to come over the Mexico Border with a produce load. Once it arrives I will be on my way to sunny Orlando Fl. The unfortunate thing is....load has to be in Orlando by 7am Monday morning. In order for me to do this it will require me to drive at night. (There goes my sleep pattern all to hell)I don't mind driving at night...it's just your sleep patterns get completely screwed up...not to mention I'll have to sit probably until Tue waiting on a load because I won't have any hours available to drive. ( You are allowed 11 hrs driving ...14 hours on duty then must take 10 hrs off...unless you take a spl

1 Yr Ago Today
A yr ago today I was in a terrible car accident that I think personally helped change who I am for the better. I never took life seriously, never thought anything could or would happen to me and then in a quick second I came close to loosing my life and Sarah's. I am very thankful that I was given another chance to make a differnce in this world and to be the best person I can be. I have so many things to be thankful for and I truly know now that things happen for a reason, people come in and out of your life for a reason. I am blessed.

Gorilla Lol
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time zoo worker responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't-a gonna kiss her on the lips." The Kee

Life
soaking in the world... saturated by its matter... puzzled by its means... world replaces soul... becoming what you possess... displaces who you are... time passes as you try to grip what you can... at that same time... leaving remains of empirical matter... emptying the metaphysical hands of your mind to get back what you had somehow left behind... your youth where? when? why have you left this child? I don't know where. I don't know when. I don't know why.

In Relation To Where I Stand
I haven't dated until I was 21 and I also haven't had a girlfriend yet. I'm glad though, for myself. It seems everyone around ends up with really bad relationships or their relationships never truly last. It's almost as if dating/fucking has replaced friendship/love. I wish it could be better for the rest of the world, but it's not; because in the end it ultimately affects every individual, including me (and your momma, yo' daddy, and yo' greasy granny). I try not to be influenced by current social standards, but it can get lonely, when you walk the way I do. However, it's nothing I'm not used to. I've got to be careful with who I decide to spend my time with, because my love is REAL and I deserve a partner who is on the same page. I got feelings, even though my world does not. Don't come to conclusions just because I've never had a girlfriend. That doesn't mean anything. It is what it is. I am a patient person. All of us are waiting for something, it's just that I wait f

The Wife's Away, So The Hubby Will...
work his ass off! Yep, I am going to get the Christmas lights up and clean the office. I know, I know, what does this have to do with sex? Welp, I have been married for long enough that to know that setting up Christmas and cleaning the house is.......foreplay. So, without further adieu, I have 5-7 hours of foreplay ahead of me... Wow, it is making me soooo hot....

Friendship Candle....
Dec 2 2006 12:46 Subject Friendship Candle - keep it going! Body: Friendship Candle - keep it going! NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE () |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| THE CANDLE WAS STARTED. GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS. I am not going to be the one who lets it die. I found it believable -- angels have walked beside me all my life--and they still do. ********************* This is to all of you who mean something to me, I pray for your happiness. The Candle Of Love, Hope & Friendship () |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| This candle was lit on the 15th of September, 1998. Someone who loves you has helped keep it alive by sending it to you. Don't let The Candle of Love, Hope and Friendship die! Pass It On To All Of Your Friends and Everyone You Love! Please keep this candle alive Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just

The Imbalance Of Modern Love
i thought that i was falling in love but little did i know, i was falling from above because my heart went pitter-patter i thought that my emotions were getting fatter silly me, to think such a thought i've already given love everything i've got five years it took, stole, and ran it left me a jaded, bitter, angry man how could i forget, how bad it hurt when it took my heart, and threw it in the dirt left it lonely, hurt and abused i begged it to let me up, but it refused love, loved to see me in such pain my light and spirit, both started to wane i tried real hard to figure it out but i no longer knew what love was about we're told it's special, and full of bliss i never thought it would treat me like this so, i promised myself, if i fell again that i wouldn't go hanging from a fragile limb i'll make sure it's sturdy and strong so, that when it goes inevitably wrong i won't fall as far as i did before or maybe, i just shouldn't fall in love anymore

My Gf
ok here it is my gf writes all these mumms about me none of them good thins about me so im gonna tell ya all what shes like so here it is i have been with her for 10 months now and love her alot but there is some problums here i got a bad temper (i would never hit her) and so does she (she has hit and stabbed me) shes up all night on the computer talking to who knows who she even gives her cell number to everyone who is a guy i work alot and she dont i get the weekends to sleep in and she dont let me but when she sleeps i gotta be all quite i wnat to know what all you guys and girls think about this so please get back to me

Its Just Her & The Dj
ITS JUST HER & THE DJ She makes her grand entrance, everyone makes way for her As she steps onto her playground the energy is hers to stir One look to the DJ he knows to play her song and turn it up loud Smile beaming she’s ready to drop into a trance and shake up the crowd Hips begin to sway slowly as she builds up speed Arms making snake like movements she’s ready to take the lead Her feet slide across the dance floor with fast precision Suitors begin to surround her but she makes no decision She dances alone she loves her space its always all about her She’s on a mission to be contagious energy for you, of this she is sure. Can’t get enough as one song transitions into another DJ knows how to spin the right beats feed her as her music lover. Can’t slow her down she’s already started and as she looks around She winks, coyishly smiles because her euphoric mood she’s found No other place she’d rather be, Nothing else she’d rather do Can’t pry her from this spot she ha

The......
The most destructive habit....................................Worry The greatest Joy..................................................Giving The greatest loss..............................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........................Helping others The ugliest personality trait............................Selfishness The most endangered species..............Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource..........................Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...........................Fear The most effective sleeping pill............................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............................Excuses The most powerful force in life..................................Love The most dangerous pariah.............................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer.................The brain The worst thing to be without.............

Those Fucking Bastards At Wendy's!
So, I went through the Wendy's drive through on my way to the office this afternoon. I ordered a #2 medium, with JUST ketchup and mustard. Pretty simple, right? You take 2 burgers put some cheese on them, place them on one side of the bun, put a squirt of ketchup, and a squirt of mustard on it, put the top part of the bun on it, wrap it up and throw it in the bag. I'm pretty sure that my 2 1/2 year old son could do it. So I get my food, drive away. First of all the fries have NO salt on them! And then when I get to my office and pull out my burger, what do I find.....lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayonaise!!! Oh yeah, and 1/4 squirt of ketchup and mustard. On top of that, when I ordered my drink I asked for just a little bit of ice....well, if 3/4 of the cup is a little bit of ice, then I'd hate to see what you get in a regular serving!! What do they send an ice truck to your house and let you lick a little bit of the coke syrup off of it? Ok....I'll get off my satyric

Poems #3
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta -

Remember This At Christmas Time
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Who Are You [i Really Wanna Know]
i saw The Who last night in concert. def one of the best concerts ive ever been to ive always known that pete townsend was an amazing guitarist but seeing him live totally changed my views on him.. def one of my alltime fav guitarists. holy shit there are no words to describe last night only feelings

Hiya Everyone!
Thanks for all my views & fabulous comments! I'm having such a great time here on cherry! Stop buy say hi, rate my page and I'll do the same! Add me as a friend, fan, poke me, etc. I love making new friends and giving out lots of love! God bless!

I Still Got It..even At 40 Yrs Old ..please Vote For Me.
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Taking Christmas Back
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS Poem by Sharon Steege I don't know who they are Saying I can't greet the crowd The way that I want to Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business place See things that I rather not see But dare I not say CHRISTMAS And ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speech And living in the land of the free How can they take my CHRISTMAS money But can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me. Men and women have given their lives So we could still go free I wonder how they would feel At saying "HOLIDAY" TREE. Come on AMERICA let's wake up Don't let our freedom escape If they get by with doing this What else will they take. This is starting to get out of hand, And I've begun to keep track Well I've just about had enough I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK. So MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA I hope this gets all over the net If we all stand united and take freedom back 'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBOD

Sometimes
This is so sweet . . S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

Another Poem
Emily Dickinson (1830–86). Complete Poems. 1924. Part Three: Love XX I HAVE no life but this, To lead it here; Nor any death, but lest Dispelled from there; Nor tie to earths to come, 5 Nor action new, Except through this extent, The realm of you.

Pecans
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by th

Things
People like me are casted into the shadows like a broken plaything that people cast away. For they think that we are not worth the effort fixing.We are emotionally and mentally scarred from what has happened through out the years. We always try to help those who cry for help and bring them back to there feet. To help them with there problems to help them carry on with life as we know it.But we can only do so much before we fall ourselves and are the ones in need of help ourselves. We do what we can for everyone and when we are in need ourselves we are shunned. We serve this country with honor and valor. And what we get in return is people turning there backs on us and spitting at us saying we are killers and that we fight a wrong war. And all we are doing is tryin to protect everyone that we can just so they can have freedom. We do what we are told and try to make sure in all we do is the right thing. And people wonder why we are lurkin in the shadows depressed and everything of the s

I Hate Writing, And Not Being Able To Think Of A Title
Rob scum of their death, torture the brutalizers Until they respect the hate that they’ve bred Repay the ever growing debt Monsters under the bed Guilt in the head I wanna hear you beg, I want you to wish this would just end This is the price of hate laced ignorance Bled until nothing’s left Use you up until you collapse, awakened with a bitter slap Your empty eyes are lying “WAKE THE FUCK UP I KNOW YOU’RE STILL ALIVE!” No where to run Definitely no place to hide Your ass is mine Blood smeared and stained across your cheek You look silly, the way the holes in your cheek and lip are filled with your teeth Your twisted face still grimacing Your listless body no longer defending The mockingly deceased, thief of my flat-line destiny What am I? What I am, I can see the future in the blood on my hands Fulfill the prophecy of the escape plan Show me truth in your rapidly vacating eyes The fleeting moments of sureality in the moments of demise

Please Help!
hi everyone i seriously need cheering up because i just did a very long week working away from home, my mates are all loved up and im not (hard to belive i know! haha) its cold and wet and to make it worse the heating doesnt work in my house!!! so anything you can do to help me would be great =)

Today
I'm going through my friends list to send messages today, trying to find everyone that I haven't rated their profiles or become their fans. If you see me fanning you...come check and see if you're mine as well....we both get points...yeah i know i'm starting to sound like a point whore or something Buried at PhotoCasket.com

"involuntary Muscular Contractions"
A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably down at the bar getting drunk with his friends"

A Few Things That Bug Me...
Ok I haave a few things that are bugging me today..WHAT else is new! Ok #1 Guys!Men! When you leave me comments dont leave me naked women or men for that matter. I dont wanna see noones tittys or ass! You can certainly find something else..hell take a sec and type a comment. I dont leave sexy comments! Thats just not me. As I said I am here for friendship! And #2 When I add people I RATE them! PLEASE dont tell me to when you comment or message me. I know how this place works! I been here long enought to know enough to rate people. I dont beg for rates. I am just not a beggar! If you like me or think my profile rocks its up to you! And #3 NOONE GAVE ME ANY CANDEH!!! :(

Why Her?......old Folks Are Funny Too
Edna and Bill were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 96 years old. Every night, they would meet in the TV room. Edna would passively hold Bill's penis, and they would watch TV for an hour or so. It wasn't much, but it was all they had. One night Bill didn't show up. He didn't show up for the next two nights either. Edna assumed he was dead, but then she saw him happily wandering about the grounds. She confronted him and said: "Where were you these past couple of nights?" He replied: "If you must know, I was with another woman". "Bastard!" she cried. "What were you doing?". "We do the exact same thing that you and I do," he answered. "Is she prettier or younger than I am?" she asked. "Nope, she looks the same, and she is 98 years old," Bill replied. "Well then, what does she have that I don't?" Edna asked. Bill smiled slyly and said: "Parkinson's disease"

Phone #
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or Before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press

Virgin Nightmare
>girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night > >and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a > >big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that > >after dinner, she would like to go out and make love > >for the first time. > >* * * * * * * * * > >Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex > >before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get > >some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and > >the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. > >He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and > >sex. > >* * * * * * * * * > >At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > >condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family > >pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he > >thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. > >* * * * * * * * * > >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents > >house and meets his girl

Do You Really Consider This Sexy
Have been around rating pic today and the finger sign is a favorite with a lot of people. First the finger sign then the person holding a child or something of that nature. What are you going to do when that child is 2 or more and talking really well and gives the finger sign to another person. 1 Laugh and think it is cute? 2 Slap the child up for making the sign or saying the word? 3 Act like you are deaf, dumb, and blind? 4 Change your lifestyle to reflect how you want your child to act? When you child goes to school and repeats your actions what will the child receive for his mocking of Mom and Dad? Children learn from their parents and older people. They watch and copy what we do and then have to suffer for what they have aquired from you. Do you really think giving yourself an outlandish name is the way to influence people? Well you lost this one with me. Ok this is just my opinion and not the general public on this site. However if you a

Control
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .

Limo Driver
The limo driver After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver noticed that the Pope was still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," said the driver, "would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protested the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," said the Pope. So, reluctantly, the driver got into the back seat as the Pope climbed in behind the wheel. But he quickly regretted his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floored it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleaded the worried driver, but the Pope kept the pedal to the metal until th

Men & Women X-mas
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.

Being Proud Of Who I Am
"Being Indian is a attitude,a state of mind,a way of being in harmony with all things an all beings. It is allowing the heart to be the distributor of energy on the planet: to allow feelings and sensitivities to determine where energy goes: bringing aliveness up from the Earth and from the Sky, putting it in and giving it out from the heart." ~Brooke Medicine eagle~

I Need My Daddy
Daughter to father poems . A Little Girl Needs Daddy poem A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep music That tells her all is right When she awakens frantic with The terrors of the night. Like being the great mountain That rises in her heart And shows her how she might get home When all else falls apart. Like giving her the love That is her sea and air, So diving deep or soaring high She'll always find him there.

Aaadd
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

Snow...
I really want it to snow. It just doesnt feel like christmas time. I just want to watch Frosty (the old one not the one where he gets married), while it snows out, with the firplace going, and drinking hot chocolate. I love that when you go outside at nite after it's been snowing all day, and the smell of the snow and the fireplaces going. I really cant wait. And I want my christmas tree!!! I want a real one, but I think wer'e doing a fake one so it doesnt have to come down before I leave for Flordia. I want the snow and the lights. I think I want to go up to NYC and see the tree lit up and mabey I'll attempt to ice skate.

Shay Day!
Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps. Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning." Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs b

Picking A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. >The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells

Favorite Poem!
THE RAVEN by Edgar Allan Poe (1845) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,

For Women!
FUNERAL PROCESSION: DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...ITS PRICELESS! > A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss,and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.Whos funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."A poignant and thoughtf

A Woman's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argumen

The Twenty Third Psalm(indian Version)
The GREAT FATHER above a SHEPHERD CHIEF is. I am His and with Him I want not. He throws out to me a rope and the name of the rope is love and He draws me to where the grass is green and the water is not dangerous, and I eat and lie down and am satisfied. Sometimes my heart is very weak and falls down but He lifts me up again draws me into a good road. His name is WONDERFUL . Sometimes, it may be very soon, it may be a long long time, He will draw me into a valley. It is dark there, but I'll be afraid not, for it is between those mountains that the SHEPHERD CHIEF will meet me and the hunger that I have in my heart all through life will be satisfied. Sometimes he makes the love rope into a whip, but afterwards He gives me a staff to lean upon. He spreads a table before me with all kinds of foods. He puts His hand upon my head and all the " tired " is gone. My cup he fills till it runs over. What I tell is true. I lie not. These roads that are "away ahead" will stay wit

Op(r)ose
Numbers so overwhelming, but I still oppose you No chance of living free, if I lose and I join you Defend convictions through fury, you are just worm meat The sacrifice of empathy, in all it’s superficial glory ACCUSED OF SOCIAL FOLLOWING ATTEMPTING TO DISCREDIT ME IMPLY THAT I AM SUFFERING FROM THE LED SHEEP DISEASE BUT YOU ARE JUST AN UNDERLING HYPOCRACY OPRESSED FANTICY YOU’RE STAINED YOU ARE THE UNCLEAN WELCOME TO THE HUMAN WASTE MACHINE DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPOSE US Mass minorities stripped of resources Communities have been divorced As one we outnumber the old word A new end of the whip and I won’t let you heal New wisdom replaces the foolish former You’re a dinosaur fossilized horror We’ve expelled your oppression through aggression The only thing you’ve taught us is violent suppression Surviving occupation, of my uncivilized nation Privatized d

Seventh Generation
Over a hundred years ago Black Elk had a vision of the time when Indian people would heal from the devastating effects of European migration. In his vision the Sacred Hoop which had been broken, would be mended in seven generations. The children born into this decade will be the seventh generation.When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. White Elk

Go Forward With Courage
When you are in doubt, be still, and wait; when doubt no longer exists for you, then go forward with courage. So long as mists envelop you, be still; be still until the sunlight pours through and dispels the mists -- as it surely will. Then act with courage. White Eagle

Yahoo Passwords Being Stolen.....
THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE STEALING PEOPLES YAHOO PASSWORDS AND SEND MESSAGES TO SOME SEX WEB LINK... SO IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD ASAP...JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW..AND BE CAREFUL IT HAS HAPPEN TO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY...

Circle Of Life
You have noticed that everything an Indian does in a circle, and that is because the Power of the World always works in circles, and everything and everything tries to be round. In the old days all our power came to us from the sacred hoop of the nation and so long as the hoop was unbroken the people flourished. The flowering tree was the living center of the hoop, and the circle of the four quarters nourished it. The east gave peace and light, the south gave warmth, the west gave rain and the north with its cold and mighty wind gave strength and endurance. This knowledge came to us from the outer world with our religion. Everything the power of the world does is done in a circle. The sky is round and I have heard that the earth is round like a ball and so are all the stars. The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nests in circles, for theirs is the same religion as ours. The sun comes forth and goes down again in a circle. The moon does the same an

Fyi
> >FYI > > > >Well the crooks have found a way to rob you of your gift card balance. > > > >If you buy Gift Cards from a display rack that has various store cards > >you may become a victim of theft. Crooks are now jotting down the card > >numbers in the store and then wait a few days and call to see how much > >of a balance THEY have on the card. Once they find the card is "activated", > and then > >they go online and start shopping. > > > >You may want to purchase your card from a customer service person, > >where they do not have the Gift Cards viewable to the public. > > > >Please share this with all your family and friends... >

Eutche's Interactive House Party
eutche Rocked the roof off of The ReAcToR last saterday night and will be doing it again this weekend. Check out Interactive House Party,If you haven't heard his show you should check him out on VZP Radio

Secret Of Golden Wedding Anniversary
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, "explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water." Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor an

Busy, Busy, Busy.... And I Am Sorry
Hey Guys, To all of you that are trying to contact me via the shout box or my IM's or just wondering what the fuck happened to me... I am just very busy with the holiday season and work.. I am trying to keep up with all of you with comments, adds, and ratings, but unfortunately I don't have much time to chat right now so don't think I am ignoring you or WORSE !!! I appreciate ALL of you and your efforts to talk to me.. I MISS you all and can't wait till things slow down a bit so I have time to catch up with all of you.. And a lot of the time I show online and I am really NOT here so please don't be offended.. I just noticed last night the new online status feature so I will try to be good about using it.. Anyway I am off again for the entire day and possibly most of the night so everyone have a good day.. Oh one more thing.. Sometimes I log on periodically to check my new add requests and new comments and ratings so I can return the favor and I don't get swamped so please don

You Goan Git Raped
Who writes this shit? More importantly, who believes this shit? http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/selfdefense.html http://www.fightsafe.com/rapists.pdf http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/rape.htm This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most every! one in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after

Rename Your Husband
Rename Your Husband! Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern American women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end. The horizon is awash with the sun's setting hues. A few pesky no-see-ums fly about. The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: "Sisters, I've been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. It's been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell 'LeRoy!' your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think it's time we rename our husbands to end the confusion." Quiet returns to the porch scene only to be interrupted by the creaking of the hold rocking chairs on the loose planks. The first lady again speaks up and says, "I think I'll name my husband 'Seven-UP'". "Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband 'Seven-UP'?" queries one of the old gals. "Why, he's got seven inches and it's always up!

Acceptance
Saturday, December 2, 2006 Acceptance Don't let yourself get too caught up in what could have been, or would have been, or should have been. Look instead at the power and possibility of what is. The things you see as problems are realities that you have chosen to interpret in a certain way. Consider that you can view them from a more positive and empowering perspective any time you wish. Many of the burdens that weigh you down come from fighting against what has already happened. Gracefully accept what is, and experience the enormous sense of freedom that acceptance brings. There is real value that exists right now in this moment, in this situation, in this unique set of circumstances. Allow yourself to fully accept the reality of what is, and you compel yourself to uncover that value. Accept even what you cannot control, and you'll discover more power and effectiveness in those things you can control. Accept responsibility for the things that influence your life, and

Nsfw???
I would like to know at what place of work would allow a site of this nature to be allowed to be viewed in the first place The whole concept of the site goes aganist most of the policies i have read or heard about as far as what sites can be viewed. Its supposed to be like a nightclub and the language used by people in nightclubs and the topics discussed are nothing like what should be talked about in an office like enviroment. If you have any doubt as far as if you should open a certain website at work, you probably shouldnt open that website at work.

One For The Girls
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on > the ground? > A: Shoot him again. > > Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung? > A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. > > Q: Why do little boys whine? > A: Because they are practicing to be men. > > Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? > A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve > around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him > brag about the screwing part. > > Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? > A: Trustworthy. > > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and > calling your name? > A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. > > Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? > A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Be Aggressive
I started this It's all for me What's yours is mine and mine is mine That's plain to see So give it up I've got to have I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW Be aggressive B-e aggresive B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e- What someone else Would leave behind And spit it out, let's go to waste I claim as mine You're my flovor of the week I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW Tall and reckless Ugly seed Reach down my throat You filthy bird That's all I need This empty pit I've got to feed To prove I'm fit A healthy man I've got to be Malnutrition, my submission You're the master And I take it on my knees Ejaculation Tribulation I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW Be aggressive B-e aggresive B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e- Go, Fight, Go, Fight, Go, Fight, Go, Fight, Win

Dangerous Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Sweet Leaf
Alright now!! Wont you listen? When I first met you, didnt realize I cant forget you, for your suprize You introduced me, to my mind And left me wanting, you and your kind I love you, oh you know it My life was empty forever on a down Until you took me, showed me around My life is free now, my life is clear I love you sweet leaf, though you cant hear Come on now, try it out Straight people dont know, what your about They put you down and shut you out You gave to me a new belief And soon the world will love you sweet leaf /www.dio.net/pictures_cd/1970-1987_j_promo_front_big.jpg"img>

A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat, ~~~~~~~~ contemplating ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ and said: Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. &nb sp; ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever ~~~~~~~~ feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~~~~~~ T

Tough Break
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, and car keys then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and s

Creation Of The Pussy!!! Ooh My!!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Try This
Subject: How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying it several times to see if you can outsmart your foot --but you can't! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction! Told you so -- and there's nothing you can do about it! :)

Cinderella
>Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now >dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the >world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for >companionship. > >Out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother saying Cinderella, you >have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything >for which your heart still yearns? > >I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again. At once, >her wish became reality, and her beautiful youth returned. Cinderella >felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. > >Then the Fairy Godmother said, I'll give you one more wish. > >Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat that had jumped form her >lap and says, I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a >kind and handsome young man. > >Magically, Bob changed into a man so beautiful the likes of which >neither she nor the world had ever seen. > >For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella

Football Fan Haha!!!
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says, "No." Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again asks the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married

People Who Add
Well here it go's why do i add people, For thoughs who think i'm a perv an thoughs who think I'm here just to look at naked pic's. I dont care i enjoy looking at women I love the way they look an the way they talk so if you see me looking at your pics it a copliment, If i wontr to look at a real life naked women i would look at the women i have she has bigger boobs then most an yes i'm married just going through shit with her thats no ones business an if you are a true friend you will find out. damb all you women that bitchj about men looking at your pics an you never write them or talk to themm or talk to them what the fuck damb i just going nuts so thats it

Secrets Of A Happy Marriage
Secrets of a happy marriage A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait togo out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries:Germany,Holland,Japan,India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes,Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a

Medical School
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality! is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Hawkin
This about one of the people i like best. I really need to get this off of my chest. Sitting so compfy in his mobile nest. So here goes, and this is the rest... He's steven hawkin, never walkin, uses his laptop to do all his talkin, pension stalkin, ideas drawin, (wreckon he ever does any cripple porkin? sshh!!) Never has a man ever been so smart, he's the kinda man that must have a real heart, watch him glide along and the crowds will part for the chair he relise on and can never depart. Given he has to have someone mop round his chin, but when they have finished you see his child like grin, what the hell could be going on in, his head he's so brainy that this belongs in the bin!

Hit By A Train
No, I am not hungover. But definitely exhausted. To all the new people I talked to last night, yes I remember talking to you, and you are some great people! I look forward to future conversations. I am so tired this morning, the kind of tired where no matter how much coffee you give yourself, your eyes still burn and just want to close. my whole body hurts, I think I may have over worked a few muscle groups yesterday. nothing some Alieve won't fix. I am so excited! today we are getting a Christmas tree! I need to put up the lights outside, but I think I might wait until tomorrow afternoon to do it, since I hurt so bad. maybe a few stretches will help so in conclusion...a toast! to new friendships made and good times, I will use coffee since many of you know I am out of champagne after last night..lol

Noobilicious
Just getting started on this thing! I think I'm picking up on it. I may need to change some settings though so people can comment me etc. Show some love. I don't want to be a cherry grunt forever! LMAO

Im New So Im Kinda Confused!
Im confused because I dont know how to find people I might know or to make new friends! If anyone knows how to do these things let me know! Im bored right now and have nothing else to do... So I wanna make some friends and shit..lol..

Great Gramma
My oldest granddaughter just gave birth to a beautiful little girl. I was there for the delivery and got to cut the cord. Her name is Harley Renee Elizabeth Larson. She was born on 11/30/06 at 6:07pm Pacific time. She is 19 inches long and weighed 7 pounds 12.6 ounces. this is the daughter of my oldest girl that was murdered almost 2 years ago. She (granddaughter) was also shot in the hand, but it's healed marvelously and she is doing great. I'll post some pix as soon as I can. Susy

The Grinch For Playfulgod
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS by Dr. Suess Every Who Down in Who-ville Liked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath. "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, wit

Is Anyone Reading This?
I got the sims2 pets and glamour life this past week so guess where I have been? I have a problem with the game dragging though..does anyone know how to fix that? I have been off work due to the kidney issue and now I just don't want to spend so much on gas going places so I am sitting home with the midget for a little while.

Do You See?
What does Blog even mean(?) At this point in time, what am i even thinking No idea, me niether, BLOG (? Knife edge ideas or just scabby dribble? Everything surely has a double meaning(?) Really(?) who said that(?) was it really me(?) Surely that must have been someone else(!)