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Usmc 231st Birthday... Semper Fi!
On Paris Island we all treaded lightly onto some yellow footprints. Thinking HOLY SHITY WTF have we gotten ourselves into now. Eventually over the course of a few days or weeks we found our footing and made loud noises wherever we went... even in 'go-fasters'. Over the next few years, in duty stations around the world, we all made our own impacts on the world around us. For 231 years the United States Marine has been and continues to be the most feared fighting man on the face of the Earth. Defiant of oppression yet loyal to each other and their country... The US Marine stands on line and takes the fight to the enemy wherever he goes. As every Marine will tell you there is no such thing as an ex-marine... Once a Marine, Always a Marine holds true for the strength of character never leaves you and God forbid the bugle cries out in the dead of night... for in every town and city across America... young, old, healthy, or ill... The Marine stands ready and willing to stand again

Sources
I don't do too many graphics on this site, but I wanted to make sure just in case I do I have where I got everything from. There's a lot of stuff for myspace on here b/c I copied this directly from my blog on there. Enjoy the sites or not, I really don't care....:) Flash, videos, mp3 storage, etc: myflashfetish.com vmix.com youtube.com rockyou.com fileden.com orbitfiles.com Images: photocasket.com art-e-zine.co.uk/vintageresources photobucket.com deviantart.com images.google.com Help Sites and Tutorials (Myspace): webmonkey.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet profilefusion.com/tuts/contacttabletutorial.php geocities.com/SoHo/3505/help/colorcube.html createblog.com/tutorials/download.php?id=324 Fonts: dafont.com simplythebest.net/fonts fontfreak.com PS Related (Tutorials, brushes, etc): photoshopsupport.com/tools/brushes.html strangeangels.net inobscuro.com missm.paperlilies.com createblog.com/tutorials/index.php?type_id=21 tutorialized.com/tut

Nasty Servey
NASTY SURVEY Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: 3.Would u wanna taste me? answer: 4.Would u want me 2 sex u hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 17.Woul

Whats Up?
what comes after the rainbow you think its gold but its not just alot of heartbreak and you would hope that life could be alot better if the lying would stop........but when you have to be the way you were that is just not right ........ becky

Poem #2 Please Dont Steal I Worked Hard On This
Darkness (poem) Darkness closes in, as the light fades away This is the sign of the end of another day. Feelings of failure, of doubt, and of hatred Make me feel useless, worthless, and better off dead. Where did I fuck up, where did I go wrong in life? Why must I live everyday confused and in strife? What direction should I take and where will I go? That's just the thing, no one can tell me and I sure as fuck don't know! I feel like a loser, a waist, and ashamed I don't know if I can continue dealing with the pain. I want to end this shit not to live another day This world it sucks, its fucked up in every way. Famine, Natural Disaster, Hypocrisy, and Wars The Government doesn't care they are all a bunch of whores! So why not welcome the darkness, greet it with my arms open wide Fall into the Abyss float away and sail with a new found pride. For in the darkness I feel welcome like I can finally be me Just one lost

The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days It’s the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When I’m plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas It’s a battle within but I can’t deal without The taste of rage that’s in my mouth Join me and we’ll spit as one Or don’t, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that I’m supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mind’s torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face I’m on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But I’m alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: “S

Poem #1 Please Dont Steal I Worked Hard On This
To the Lady of my dreams I bid thee good night, Till the Marrow Sun does rise I'll dream tonight. To the Lady of my dreams I want you to know this, You will always be the Lady of my Dreams till our last kiss. However that day must be far off in sight, Because my feelings for you are now in the light. I write this because I can and I vowel, To help you out any way, any how. I hope you hold me close to your heart, For I also hope our friendship will never part. Your eyes so soft , so deep , and so bright, Make my heart do flips when I think of their sight. So lastly I say, This poem is true, And I promise as are the feelings I have expressed to you.

Poem
-Comfort of you- I can't handle this pressure. This weight is unbareable. That time that lies between the moment that last tear streams from my eye and when your hand gently brushes my cheek to wipe it away... That moment that all fear and sorrow is pushed away from my heart. You're here now. So I no longer have to fret. The comfort of you.

Damn It
Ok now why the fuck are girls so damn complicated....every fucking time i try to get close to a girl she doesn't want anything to do with me why do you girls do this?!?! this is really fucking me up for the future girls i date cause now i'm just scared to ask someone out cause i'm fucking scared of rejection this is just ugh! i want to just date someone but damn it i can't ever tell if a girl wants me and i sure as hell can't ask someone out i mean i wish i could but its too hard cause of some shit thats gone down but whatever i'm trying my fucking hardest to get over someone right now but damn it nothing works i just need someone to fucking help me ugh!!!!!!...........and ok whatever that probably makes no sense to anyone but i needed to get that out of my fucking head cause its killing me...and yeah there is more but i'm gonna keep it inside for now...

Wake Up Call
Wake up Call Layers of early morning light and shadow reassure my senses that all is still, all is quiet, all is well. Silence rules and no sound disturbs the magical spell surrounding me. Time slows to a crawl and you relish the sensual awareness of all nerves in a holding pattern. You bask in the afterglow of a night spent in oblivious, dreamless, restful slumber. The moment holds me afloat on a sea of subtle non-anticipation, awash in waves of warmth. Moist and steamy breathe heralds the touch of your lips, kissing my inner thigh, your tongue dancing over my smooth skin. I feel your tongue skipping over my thigh, your lips kissing and nipping as you move . . . closer . . . closer . . . hot breathe . . . closer . . . tickling beard . . . closer . . . legs opening, knees up, feet flat on the mattress . . . closer . . . your thumbs holding my moist hot flowery lips apart, tongue slipping deep, deeper, deeper . . . plumbing the depths, tasting my liquid essence, nostrils flaring to g

What Is A Veteran?
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: eMOM Date: Nov 10 2006 9:50 PM We salute your bravery and your dedicated service to our country! -The eMail Our Military Team Proudly Supporting Our Military through eMailOurMilitary.com Civilian Sign Up Military Sign Up

Where To Start?
I guess this might be more than I should be putting out here for the whole world to read but I guess in a sense you are strangers and yet friends. I am caught in the middle of something that I am having a hard time dealing with. What does a girl do when she is in love with 2 men? That is my predicament. I am in a great relationship with a man I love dearly. We have been dating since May of this year and have been through a lot together. He is sooo good to me. The other man I am in love with is a man I started dating in July of last year. We have tried and broke it off and tried some more. He is now in the military in CA and got married after I left him last. I think it was just he couldnt stand to be alone but that is my opinion. He tells me now that he isnt as happily married as he would like others to believe but that is what he needs to tell people to make himself believe it as well. With him in the military now, his wife is not supportive and saying she didnt get marrie

Poem
-Come over- Come on over and we'll go to our favorite hiding place. Baby we'll chill and sway. That warm spot between my thighs is for only you to lay. I love the way you feel and touch me; But oh no honey don't you treat me like no hoe. You gotta love me and want me. You gotta work me slow. Take your time and play with me, baby don't put up no fronts. Relax your mind and think of me as one of your Philly Blunts. Inhale my scent through your nostrils, deep into your lungs. Explore every part of me as we wrestle with our tongues. You'ca go down town; answer my call from the south. I don't have a problem with it, when you're done you'ca just PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!! Then when were done. We'll begin all over. Right from the very start. Only this time I wanna make sweet, crazy passionate love that eminates from the heart. So COME OVER...

The Picnic
The Picnic As I pack a picnic basket with strawberries, and two glasses a bottle of sparkling grape juice and chicken. We take off to find a special spot to have a picnic. We come to a quiet river bank where we decide to stop for our picnic lunch. We spread a blanket on the ground under a shade tree, the heat of the day beats down on us were we lounging on the blanket in each other arms we look into each other eyes. You start kissing me passionately I put my hand in the picnic basket and get a piece of ice and I start to run the ice along your neck you start to unbutton my blouse . You say to me babe it is hot should we take a swim before we eat I tell you I don’t have my suit with me and you say it is ok we can go skinny dipping and I smile at you and say that would be fun. So you stand up as I take my hands and run up and down your legs you help me up and we start kissing again, as we are kissing you feel my hands undoing your belt then I’m unbutton and unzip your jeans sliding my h

What Is A Veteran?
What Is A Veteran? Written by Father Denis O'Brien, USMC. Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Other may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's alloy forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking.......What is a vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the bar room loudmouth, dumber that five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-bog behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She, or he, is the nurse to fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years

Got To Run An Errand
well my daughter trish called, said she locked her keys in her car, got to go take her, her spare keys. i'll be back within an hour or so. i'll chat with you all later, and thanks to all the new friends i've made tonight.

Thinking Of You This Veteran's Day
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Blah
I'm just not feeling great tonight. I'm tired but I laid down and couldnt sleep. I have a headache. Plus to top it all off I'm allergic to this belt that came w/ a new pair of jeans I bought and have an awful rash on my middle now. Blah, I just feel like bitching to people who cant do anything about it :P

My Zero Is Ever Closer!
My hormone levels dropped to 30 this last week on my way to a zero to be considered back to normal. I know that this is a good thing and all but it hurts a little to know that everyday I am closer to be not pregnant again. I have also noticed that I have started losing some of the baby weight as well. Its great and sad all at once to see my baby tummy slowly going away. Thanks for stopping in everyone.

Pros Poem
-LONELY BUT NOT ALONE- Sitting lonely but not alone. surrounded by people on all sides. Everyone speaks, to each other that is. I, I sit silently, thinking. Me, I sit quietly, hoping. She, she's not having fun. -She's lonely but not alone- When she's spoken to, she gets even more lonely. spoken to but not happily. Screamed at, preyed upon by everyone except herself. Sooner or later her sprro reflects outward. But still noone notices. -She's lonely, but not alone- She begins to wonder does she even exist anymore. To herself; yes. To others, no. She decides that life does indeed go, mostly without her. She realizes and comes to accept the fact that lonely she will always be. But never will she be alone.

The Dog (justice)
I have been watching the dog for the last twenty or more minutes and ALL he has been doing is licking the floor, or licking himself, i think he is missing a few brain cells or is really confused, what floor/pillow/bed/balls could possibly taste that good, he just started licking himself again here we go, and it is not a quiet lick at all.

Damn This Is Messed Up
So last night my wife of only 1 1/2 years decided to tell me that she no longer is in love with me and that she doesn't want to be married anymore. At first I was pissed as any one would be. However the more I try to deal with this the more I realize that maybe its not such a bad thing. Since I was 15 I've had a job and a girlfriend and had to deal with the death of my mother. I haven't had a chance to do anything for ME not for a girlfriend or a friend or a family member who needed help in some way. So I have decided not to try to make her stay with me, because thats not what she wants, but to move on in my life and support my 2 lovely daughters, and to make a life for ME. Damnit its time for me to spoil my self for once in my life I have not in the last 10 years been able to live for me and my dreams and ambitions. Its time for that now. So to all my Cherry Friends wish me luck and feel free to give me advice or just your 2cents and thank you for being my friends and for taking the t

Steroids
So, I don't know why chicks dig guys with ginormous muscles because when I see guys online that are super ripped I just think of the scene in American History X when Edward Norton gets raped. I much prefer a scrawny guy that can't really hurt me because every time I see some meathead with a tribal tat I think to myself, 'Gee, that guy looks like he'd make my anus bleed. No thank you.' So to all you buff dudes that want my hot ass, I will quote the great prophet Shania Twain when I say, that don't empress me much.

Lazy Ass Pregnant People
ok listen before I even get started don't read the rest of this if you are sensitive to shit!!!! FOR ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS PREGNANT WOMEN OUT THERE THAT CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT HOW BAD THERE ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN AND HOW MUCH THERE FEET HURT. OK IT IS ONE THING IF YOU ARE HAVING COMPLICATION AND I GIVE PROPS TO THE WOMEN THAT CARRY TO TERM WITH COMPLICATIONS AND SURVIVE!!!! BUT FOR THE REST OF OU WOMEN YOU LAY ON YOUR ASS AND BITCH LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL I WENT THROUGH WHILE 7-81/2 MONTHS PREGNANT, I WENT THROUGH MY LAST 8 1/2 MONTHS OF COLLEGE AND THAT INCLUDES GOING THROUGH CLINICALS. AND TRUST ME THAT WAS NOT EASY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE PUKING EVERY MORNING AND THROUGH OUT THE DAY. AND BEING 8 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT AND DOING THREE MASSAGES A DAY DOES TAKE IT OUT OF YOU! SO TO ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS WOMEN WHO DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT IT GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!!! GO FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING CUZ THE MORE ACTIVE YOU ARE THE MORE LIKELY YOUR ANKLES AND FEET WON'T B

Omg!!!!!!
So I go to the doctors the other day right? Well, it turns out I have a sinus infection that could have turned inot a viral bronchial infection which then in turn could have turned into walking pneumonia. The doc said I was lucky I came in when I did. She gave me some drugs to take, a note for my boss telling her I needed the rest of the week off and a pat on the back... I took the note to work and my boss looked at me like I had faked the note. I gave her my doctors phone number so she could call in case she didn't believe the note. I walked out the door laughing... The next day me and some of my friends went to Seattle for the day. Low and behold when we get off the freeway, my boos was in her car right next to me!!!!!!!!!! There must be like oh, I dunno, 300,000 people in Seattle at least? And she had to be there, right next to me!!!! She didn't see me, I don't think. But if she did, she would have called me...

Sorry
Sorry is a word that has to be used more often than most other words. Question is why? Why do we feel we need to tell someone sorry? Is it because as a person you feel guilty or inadequate and think that you have let someone else down? Why is it when you just meet someone they will tell you sorry if for some reason they got another phone call or couldn't meet you? Is it out of being polite or what is it that we truly sorry about? I looked up the definition of the word sorry and here is what it means: feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc., wretched, poor, useless, or pitiful Those are pretty strong words but yet we will constantly say sorry as a member in society. Do you even mean it half the time you say it? Guessing most people don't but actually feel obligated to say the word. If you don't feel sorry then just don't say anything. Be honest, be truthful, be yourself. Don't ever truly be sorry unless you've hurt someone that you didn't mean to. Be so

Easy Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 15 servings, 3/4 cup each 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 cup chicken broth 3 lb. red potatoes, thinly sliced (about 12 cups) 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Smoked Ham, chopped 1 pkg. (8 oz.) KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese, divided 1 cup frozen peas PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray 13x9-inch baking dish with cooking spray. Mix cream cheese, sour cream and chicken broth in large bowl until well blended. Add potatoes, ham, 1-3/4 cups of the cheese and peas; stir gently to coat all ingredients. SPOON into prepared baking dish. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. BAKE 1 hour or until heated through and potatoes are tender. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Balance this creamy, indulgent side dish by serving it alongside lean meat or fish and a steamed green vegetable. Substitute Substitute OSCAR MAYER Smoked Turkey for the ham and 1 cup

Honey Spice-rubbed Pork Tenderloin
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings 1/4 cup KRAFT CATALINA Dressing, divided 1 large pork tenderloin (1 lb.) 1 tsp. chili powder 1 tsp. garlic powder 1 tsp. dry mustard 1/2 tsp. paprika 1/4 tsp. dried thyme leaves 1 Tbsp. honey BRUSH 2 Tbsp. of the dressing over pork. Mix dry ingredients; rub onto pork. Let stand 10 min. or refrigerate up to 24 hours to marinate. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Place pork on grill; cover. Grill 20 min., turning occasionally. MIX remaining 2 Tbsp. dressing and honey. Brush some of the honey mixture over pork. Continue grilling 5 to 10 min., turning and brushing with honey mixture until pork is cooked through (160°F.) Let stand, covered with foil, a few minutes before slicing. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with hot cooked MINUTE Rice and steamed vegetables. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 210 Total fat 7g Saturated fat 2g Chol

Chorizo And Egg Toppers
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 5 min Makes: 10 servings, three topped crackers each 2 hard-cooked eggs, chopped 1/4 cup chopped cooked chorizo, drained 1/4 cup KRAFT Mayo Real Mayonnaise 1/4 tsp. each: salt and pepper 30 RITZ Crackers MIX eggs, chorizo and mayo until well blended. Season with salt and pepper. SPREAD about 1-1/2 tsp. of the egg mixture onto each cracker just before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Substitute 4 oz. Italian sausage or OSCAR MAYER Turkey Polska Kielbasa, cooked and chopped, for the cooked and drained chorizo. Substitute Substitute MIRACLE WHIP Dressing for the mayo. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 120 Total fat 9g Saturated fat 2g Cholesterol 45mg Sodium 220mg Carbohydrate 6g Dietary fiber 0g Sugars 1g Protein 3g Vitamin A 0%DV Vitamin C 0%DV Calcium 2%DV Iron 2%DV

Golden Crusted Pork Chops With Green Beans
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 6 servings 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 3 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 3 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 6 bone-in pork chops (2-1/4 lb.) 3 cups frozen green beans 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Prepare stuffing as directed on package. Combine Miracle Whip and mustard in small bowl; set aside. ARRANGE chops in 13x9-inch baking dish; brush with half of the mustard mixture. Turn chops over; brush with remaining mustard mixture. Top chops with stuffing; cover dish with foil. Bake 10 min. MEANWHILE, place beans on large sheet of foil; drizzle with Italian dressing. Fold foil over and seal edges to form packet. Uncover chops; place bean packet in oven. Bake an additional 20 min. or until chops are cooked through (160°F) and beans are heated through. Sprinkle with chopped fresh parsley, if desired. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute You can use your favorite froze

Like Rabbits!
You know the best part of trying to make a baby is going at it like rabbits!!! lol and you can qoute me on that! but, seriously I have to go see an Endocrinologist doesnt that sound like fun so, I really have to figure what exactly that is! The closest one is in Glasgow which is not to far...I was thinking of going through the hospital there anyways when I do get prego because the docs at our hospital here are very very ignorant! I am beginning to hate Taylor Co. Hosp. as much as I hate Green Co. hosp.!!!! I tried and tried to call our local health dept. so, I could get a pap and they didnt answer the damn phone how unprofessional is that! so, screw them! if I have to go I guess I will go to an new obgyn in case I have to have a referral to the endocrinologist....research!!! So, Im doing some volunteer work with a nonprofit called Resolve its to help women get answer to infertility issues....so, that should be rewarding..... anyways I will keep yall posted and if yall have any

Weed
so every body knows jesus but you should know my uncle weedus the god of weed. im a pot head so if a fellow pot head join my church. there is only one comandment dont give me no bammer weed we dont smoke that shit in the sac

Simply Glazed Pork Chop Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 3 cups small broccoli florets 4 bone-in pork chops (1-1/4 lb.), 1/2 inch thick 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing 1/4 cup orange juice 3 Tbsp. maple-flavored or pancake syrup 2 Tbsp. sliced PLANTERS Almonds, toasted BRING broth to boil in medium saucepan on medium-high heat; stir in rice. Cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. Add broccoli; stir. Cover; simmer an additional 2 min. Remove from heat; let stand 5 min. or until broth is completely absorbed. MEANWHILE, heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium heat. Add chops; cook 4 min. on each side or until lightly browned on both sides and cooked through (160°F). Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD dressing, orange juice and syrup to skillet. Bring to boil on medium-high heat; cook 3 min. or

The Shit List (please Read Funny)
The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a

Zesty Spaghetti Frittata
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 4 servings, one wedge each 2 cups cooked spaghetti 1 cup frozen peas, thawed 1/4 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing 6 eggs 1/4 cup milk 1/2 cup chopped green onions 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, cooked, drained and chopped (about 1/4 cup) 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Mozzarella Cheese 1 large tomato, cut into thin slices PREHEAT oven to 350ºF. Toss spaghetti and peas with dressing in 9-inch pie plate. BEAT eggs and milk until well blended; pour over spaghetti mixture. Sprinkle with onions, bacon and cheese; top with tomatoes. BAKE 40 to 45 min. or until center is set and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 min. before cutting into wedges to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make Ahead Prepare and bake frittata as directed. Cool completely. Cover and refrigerate up to 24 hours. When ready to serve, place one serving on microwaveable plate. Microwave on MEDIUM-HIGH (70%) 1 min. or until heated through. Serve with a tossed

Two Old Drunks
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." " A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

Cheesy Ham & Rice Bake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-3/4 cups each 2 cups MINUTE White Rice, uncooked 1 can (10-3/4 oz.) condensed cream of mushroom soup 2 cups milk 1/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Smoked Ham, chopped 2 cups frozen peas 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Sharp Cheddar Cheese PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Mix rice, soup, milk, dressing, ham and peas in 2-qt. baking dish; cover with foil. BAKE 20 min.; uncover. SPRINKLE with cheese. Bake, uncovered, 10 min. or until rice is tender and cheese is melted. Let stand 5 min. before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Good news! You'll save 4 g of fat per serving by preparing with KRAFT Mayo Light Mayonnaise and KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Cheddar Cheese. Plus, you'll also save 40 calories. Substitute Prepare as directed, substituting 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Grilled Chicken Breast Strips for the ham. Or, omit the meat for a meatless option. NUTRIT

Saucy Baked Chops
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings, one chop each 4 bone-in center-cut pork chops (1 lb.) 1/2 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce 2 Tbsp. orange marmalade 1 tsp. ground ginger 1 tsp. garlic powder PREHEAT oven to 400ºF. Place chops in 8-inch square baking dish. COMBINE sauce, marmalade, ginger and garlic powder; spoon evenly over chops. BAKE 45 min. or until chops are cooked through (160ºF). KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a hot baked potato and steamed broccoli. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 230 Total fat 7g Saturated fat 2.5g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 480mg Carbohydrate 18g Dietary fiber 0g Sugars 12g Protein 21g Vitamin A 0%DV Vitamin C 4%DV Calcium 2%DV Iron 6%DV

Some Love
Chocolate said to a lollipop, "You are damn sweet". The lollipop replied "I'm Not as sweet as the person reading this"! "Ur smile makes me smile"..."ur talks make me glad"... "Ur company makes me happy"..."But ur absence makes me sad"... "Be always with me my dear friend"!!! Send this 2 all ur friends in ur list, and also back 2 me if i am ur friend...

To All My Friends And Family......
Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your chain letters over the last few years. Because of your concern: * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. * I no longer drink anything OUT of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. * I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. * I no longer go to movies because I could SIT on a needle infected with AIDS. * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get PRICKED with a needle infected with AIDS. * I no longer use cancer causing deodorants, even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day. * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fe

Dorothy & Edna
Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car...a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner...a marvelous dinner...lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!...so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no...I'm just

Whats Up With That??
can some one tell me why my points are going up thay went from 16258 to 16273 now that sucks let me no what you think and watch yours becouse this is not the first time i have seen this happen to me

Poem
-IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE- Sitting on the edge of a three story building, sun beating down on my back. Looking down at the busy city street below. Everything ,moving together but seperatly. -I BLINK MY EYES- I'm lying under a tree bathing me in its cool shade.Birds singing, clouds moving in an ocean blue sky. -I BLINK MY EYES- I'm in a trench with my army buddy Jake in Vietnam. Bullets flying so close I hear the whoosh by my head. Big guns flashing with each shot. So much screaming I can't hear through the blood. -I BLINK MY EYES- The starter pistol goes off and the race begins. My adrenaline kicks in and I leap into a run. Hot skin. feet pounding the asphalt track as quick as is humanly possible. I look over and see I'm winning. -I BLINK MY EYES- I told those boys not swing so high on their swings. But I remember when I was their ages. 8 and 10; how fun it was trying to swing right over the whole swing set. They came in when I called for din

Email From Rowan Gibson
Hi Jim congratulations on setting up your new company. I sincerely hopes it brings you all the success you dream of. Rowan www.rowangibson.com www.rethinkinggroup.com www.sciencers.com www.myspace.com/qiujim

Nice Guys
we all no ladies claim to be looking for a nice guy,but in reality always go for the asshole.used to think it was because they percieved the nice guy as week,but ive come to a new conclusion,i think they pick assholes ,so they have an excuse to be a bitch. pimpfarmer.com

The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Ex

The Most Functional English Word!!!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and so

Best Rack Contest?
Hey guys, I am in a new contest, my very first one! Feel free to vote for me, but you guys should atleast check it out if you have the chance. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221414&albumid=107621&i=272512823 Also, if you do vote for me, im me on yahoo so I can personally thank you! Yahoo: CherryTappingCoyote Thanks guys!

The Dirty Survey.
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn sta

A Tuesday He Wouldn't Forget - Erotic Story- Light Bondage
He thought when he woke up it would be just another Tuesday. It started out with, he thought, a good morning kiss. But she had more in mind. She slowly started to caress him in the usual way. She worked her way down slowly to his thigh, now feeling his cock against her cheek pulsating. She gave him gentle kisses up and down his long thick cock. He started moaning which she new what he wanted next. She started sucking the head of his cock tasting his pre cum (so sweet). Now feeling his familiar rhythm she started sucking his cock hard and fast up and down the whole length of his pulsation penis until he came. He would think about this all day. His drive into work was great. Missing all the lights and there was no traffic with a beautiful sky. This Tuesday was turning out just fine. Work went well. When he arrived at work greeted by his boss gave him a pat on the back on a job well done. “You are a real asset to this company”. If that wasn’t enough the lunch meeting with a new client

Aint It The Truth
just something i feel to be so true but yet i still cant smile... Girls are like apples on trees. The best one are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

Good Food, Good Friends And Good Laughs.
Our date night went well. We get very few anymore, but we try to do them once a month. We had a great time and came home to a babysitter that had put the kids to be by 8 p.m. We watched a bit of T.V. And, as usual, my wife fell asleep. I did not expect sex on a Tuesday night, so I was fine with it. It has been two and a half weeks. I really thought her mental “it's been too long” alarm would have gone off on date night. And It did. So, if you want to read about it (the good the bad and the just plain wrong) you can find it in my sexy private blog.....

What The Fuck?!
READ THE DAMN PROFILE! IT'S NOT A HARD CONCEPT! IT is spelled out in black and white that I do NOT and WILL NEVER have naked pics! I am sick of getting friend requests from DOUCHE BAGS, accepting them, and then getting a message that says "I'd love to see more of you, do you have any nude pictures?" WHO REALLY ASKS QUESTIONS LIKE THAT?! What kind of PIG do you have to be to even ASK? If you didn't find any in my gallery, what the fuck makes you think that I would send them to you? If you are one of the fucktards that asked, I hope you feel as dumb as you really are!

Please Help Me In The Felonys Angel Contest
Please help me out in the felonys angel contest if you can not help me out in the Princess contest. Leave all the comment you want and help me become one of the angels. I will show you the love back to all that help. Please, And Thank.

Crazy Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football f

Hooohumm
well i feel worse I think I made Rob mad at me I don't know what I did =[ as if today hasn't been bad enough we me in pain unable to breathe all day since i woke up and its still happening. im glad its not right now =[. but got some interesting messges on my MySpace..-FUCK MySpace!!! it's GAY. Got 3 Messages from 2 emo chicks. One looked fucking 10 years old the way a blonde skanky emo. the barbie tramp called me a disguiting fat bitch blah. whatever ummk atleast im real. She was dissin' ICP and psychopathic calling it a waste of oxygen. She will meet my axe with her forehead. The last message I got some this one fucking UGLY brawd I mean fuck man, that made me wanna go 100% straight. GROSS >_< but with her trying to say how i mispelt shit on my profile when she wasnt even reading it write cause I spell alot better than most the people I know. It's been fucking gay today.

Another Nice One
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife.

I Care
I’m sending this to let you know I think of you each day, And pray for your recovery, Hoping soon you’ll be okay. You’re going through a lot right now; You’re treatments can be trying; Remember while you do them It’s your problem you’re defying. Hold on to your positive attitude, And when things get hard to bear, Know that I am here for you; Remember that I care. And when you’re well and flourishing, Look back and realize, You learned what you were made of; That’s a reward that satisfies! I believe in you; You can do it!

Tryin To Keep It Kool!!
Well today, I was at a mall and trying to find parking. Well I finally find a parking. So this lady see's me *Or thinks i'm coming out of the stall* trying to make my car straight. She approaches my car that i'm sitting in and ask's me very rudely and in my face "Are you fucking leaving?" Before I could finish saying "I'm trying to maake my car straight because...." She yells in my face "Fuck You!" Walks to her expedition I guess she wasn't expecting I wasn't gonna say shit. I came running out of my car and she speeds away, not letting me give her a peace of my mind also. I hate when people do that and expect that strangers my just do some crazy shit! I wouldn't pull a gun or harm her but would have just start swearing like a sailor! Today really was a bad day off me!!!! FUCK I HATE PEOPLE LIKR THAT! Don't you?

So Your Sick
you sick Has a bad bug gotten hold of you, Making you feel queasy? You’re energy’s low, you’re indisposed, Being sick’s not easy! Just take this opportunity To recuperate and rest, And then when you return to us You’ll be your very best! get well soon

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn sta

What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

Friday Night Boobie Fights!!!!!!!
Well I must've missed a memo or something.... Because as of this moment I have 11 ladies from my friends list participating in 4 different boob contests!!! Is it like some special "breast" holiday today or something? Cuz I'm ALL for that!!! I've seen more boobs tonight than the dressing room attendant at Victorias Secret!!! Life is good!!! :D

Rate An Comment Plz
hey to all my friends an family i have 6771 points left till i go to the next lvl i was wondering if u could help me out by commenting an rateing my pics i added a few new pics aswell if u could do that it would help me out so much thanks a bunch ! luv ~HAT~

Not Too Happy Times
I usually don't try to get people down with my problems, but it's been rough these past couple weeks. My grandfather has been in and out of the hospital three times in the past two weeks. It's so hard watching him suffer and be in pain, cuz he is my papaw. And this is really hard on my mother and grandmother as well. For those of you that do, keeps my family in your prayers, for those that don't, well wishes and kind words are always welcome. Thanks people =)

I Scored Indiana Jones
You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it. Indiana Jones92%Maximus75%Lara Croft75%The Amazing Spider-Man71%Neo, the "One"67%William Wallace63%The Terminator58%El Zorro58%Batman, the Dark Knight50%James Bond, Agent 007

One
okay so i write and post my poetry, appreciate my effots at the least. I am not just like you I am not what you see I am not what you think I am not who you like I am me. I am Wiccan, a trying vegetarian, a woman in distress My world is small compared to yours, my life Useless, and my body defenseless You once thought of me as a chain I may be sliver but with dulled spots And a little rusty, but my grip is strong I will hold tight, I must hold tight, I can hold tight My tries, my eyes, my lies Back. . . .hold me pinned to the ground down People look at me odd, like I don’t exist Like I am only a dream like the C ROS S did he die for my sins? Did he exist at all, Prove to mw This fact and I will believe you Make me believe, destroy me if you must With all of your technology Drop your! atomic bombs upon me Make this year have a nuclear winter And once you destroy me, destroy yourself Destroy the world if you haven’t done

Forbidden Fruit!
EVERYONE HAS A TREE OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT,YOU MAY NOT NOTICE IT AT FIRST, BUT ITS THERE, CALLING YOUR NAME,UNTIL ONE DAY YOU TURN TO LOOK AT IT.HANGING THERE LOOKING SOOO RIPE AND BEAUTIFUL,YOU WALK OVER TO IT, WANTING TO TASTE IT, BUT KNOW ITS NOT RIGHT SO YOU WALK AWAY,MAKING IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY.ONLY TO AWAKIN WITH IT CALL YOU ONCE AGAIN.SO YOU WALK OVER AND TOUCH IT, THEN TASTE IT ONLY WITH YOUR TONGUE MMMM SO SWEET, SO YOU BITE IT AND AS THE JUICES RUN DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, ENJOYING THE PLEASURE OF ITS TASTE, ITS FEEL UNTIL ITS GONE. YOU WALK AWAY AND ALL THE WHILE NEEDING AND WANTING MORE. TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE NIGHT, BUT ITS IN YOUR SYSTEM SO DEEP IT CONSUMES YOU. HAVING YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT NEEDING THE NEXT TASTE AND WITH EVERY BITE STEALING YOUR SOUL, YOUR MIND UNTIL IT CONTROLS YOUR EVERY MOVE, WANTING EVERY WAKING MOMENT UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER THINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSING MORE AND MORE OF YOU. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FORBIDDEN FRUIT, I SPEA

I've Learned
I've Learned you told me to let it happen you said don't be afraid i told you i'd try my best and i said that i was scared... to let someone hold my hand to let someone love me to let someone into the dark for me to fall in love for me to put trust in you for me to do this for me you told me to let it happen you said don't be afraid i told you i'd try my best and i have accomplished some things... i can open my heart to love i can get pass the inertia i can depend on you to make me happy i can show the skeletons in my closet i can believe that you still love me i can turn the light on in the dark you taught me to let it happen you taught me to not be afraid i've learned how to try my best and i've learned that it was all worth it

How I'm Feeling???
How I'm Feeling??? i'm high and then low my friends come and i go how do they keep dealing? if they only knew how i was feeling happy to sad excited to mad it could be just days or months of this faze sometimes i love with all my heart other times, from your love, i dart level grounded to confused appreciated to misused when will this stop? my brain's ready to pop! i jump on a fast track to keep myself from being abstract restless to overly tired dragging on to completely wired i live up and down soaring high then dropping to the ground never know if it's that time that my whole being worships my mind always going to stuck in bed breathing deep to not breathing, dead sorry for you and sorry for me but take a look at what i see

Sometimes The Best Muse Is A Wish
I sit here alone in the dark Wishing for her and the spark I wait for her and long to see If we share perfect chemistry To hold and look deep in her eyes To share the wonder and surprise At two who feel loves bond grow And deep in our hearts it does show For none can guess the mind of god To try is an effort to be found odd Destiny calls and we must be Together till end of eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Friendship Is A Priceless Gift
FRIENDSHIP IS A PRICELESS GIFT THAT CANNOT BE BOUGHT OR SOLD BUT ITS VALUE IS FAR GREATER THAN THE MOUNTAIN MADE OF GOLD FOR GOLD IS COLD & LIFELESS IT CAN NEITHER SEE NOR HEAR & IN THE TIME OF TROUBLE IT IS POWER LESS 2 CHEER-- IT HAS NO EARS 2 LISTEN NOR HEART 2 UNDERSTAND IT CANNOT BRING U CONFORT OR REACH OUT A HELPING HAND SO WHEN U ASK GOD FOR A GIFT BE THANKFUL IF HE SENDS NOT DIAMONDS, PEARLS OR RICHES BUT THE LOVE OF REAL TRUE FRIENDS

Cpl. Jason Dunham To Posthumously Receive Medal Of Honor
Cpl. Jason Dunham to Posthumously Receive Medal of Honor (November 10, 2006) - - It was an emotional tribute to a hero Marine on the birthday he shares with the Corps. President Bush said Corporal Jason Dunham of Scio was "born to be a Marine." News 4's Rob Macko reports the Southern Tier man who laid down his life to save fellow Marines received a personal salute Friday from his commander-in-chief. President George W. Bush highlighted the sacrifice of Marine Corporal Jason Dunham at the dedication of the new National Museum of the Marine Corps in Quantico, Virginia. Jason Dunham would have turned 25 Friday. He shares a birthday with the Marine Corps, prompting the president to say Dunham was "born to be a Marine." Bush said, "And, on this special birthday, in the company of his fellow Marines, I'm proud to announce that our nation will recognize Corporal Jason Dunham's action with America's highest decoration for valor, the Medal of Honor." Dunham was killed in

The Life Of A Soldier(part 2)
Going into basic training i knew, or thought i did, what was going to happen. in truth i had not idea, at first for me it was less stressful then i had thought, the drill sergents didnt yell, they talked to us like we where human. what was going on here? i was asking myself, what happened to the drill sergent that was suposed to be yelling at me insulting me my mother and everything i held dear? this wasnt the basic i was ready for...i decided just to go with the flow. they inprosessed us which means but all our information into the computer system, so they could keep track of us, and start paying us. then after it was all said and done, they moved us from the inprossesing center to the real basic training, it was the the hell i had read and invisoned opened up on me. first off they stuffed my class about 30 people at the time into whats called a cattle car all 30 of us and all the things that where issed to us and all the things we brought (some people had 4-5 bags total)where stu

This Was One Blog At Myspace -- My Own Blog
Dreams are real......is it supernatural or a way of life.....It's a fascination to have dreams and to interpret them and above all to have someone sharing them. The one that knows me,, knows this. Do I think its freaky? No,,I don't believe it is.....is there a hidden meaning.... perhaps there is. As we follow our dreams, we may find out. 11:14 AM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove Adamtzsch According to philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1884-1900), the very origin of the metaphysical lies in the realm of our dreams. Without experiencing another state in our dreams, mankind would have no reason to believe in the dualities of states such as soul and body, or body and mind. Nor would we have "the assumption of spiritual apparitions, that is, the origin of all belief in ghosts, and probably also in gods. The dead man lives on, BECAUSE he appears to the living man [or woman] in dreams." (Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human, 1878). In dreams, I suppose,

Our Bestfriends
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can't explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, God sends our way, Remain forever near

Reason Not To Flirt.
Subject: Reason not to flirt. >> >> >> >> >> >>The wife got a terrible >>headache and told her husband to go >>to the party alone. >>He, being a devoted husband, >>protested, but she argued and >>said she >>was >> >>going to take some aspirin and >>go to bed and there was no >>need for >>his >>good time to be spoiled by not >>going. >>So he took his costume and away >>he went. The wife, after >>sleeping >>soundly for about an hour, woke >>without pain and as it was >>still >>early, >> >>decided go to the party. >>As her husband didn't know what >>her costume was, she thought >>she >>would >>have some fun by watching her >>husband to see how he acted >>when she >>was >>not with >>him. >>So she joined the party and >>soon spotted her husband in his >>costume, >>cavorting around on the dance >>floor, dancing with every nice >>"chick" >>he >> >>could and copping a little feel >>here and a little kiss >>there. >>His wife went up to him and

How Naughty (or Nice) Were You This Year?
You Were Pretty Average This Year You Were 45% Naughty, 55% Nice You tried to be a good girl this year... But as you know, being good isn't that fun! If you're extra sweet, you may have enough time to get on that nice list. How Naughty (Or Nice) Were You This Year?

Ok People Need To Stop This Sue Happy Craze
as found on: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061111/ap_on_fe_st/andy_griffith Andy Griffith sues Andy Griffith By COLIN FLY, Associated Press Writer 48 minutes ago MILWAUKEE - Forget the small-town belief in letting bygones be bygones. Andy Griffith, the actor who portrayed the sheriff of the fictional town of Mayberry, N.C., has sued a Wisconsin resident who unsuccessfully bid for the Grant County post after legally changing his name to Andrew Jackson Griffith in May. The lawsuit, filed Nov. 3 in U.S. District Court in Madison, alleges that William Harold Fenrick, 42, violated trademark and copyright laws as well as the privacy of actor Andy Samuel Griffith when he used his new name — Andy Griffith — to promote his candidacy for sheriff in southwestern Wisconsin. The lawsuit says the former Fenrick changed his name for the "sole purpose of taking advantage of Griffith's notoriety in an attempt to gain votes" and asks the court to order Fenrick to go back to his

Only 65???
You Are 65% Bitchy While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You?

Sex Show
ok... I know you people read these blogs... so I am going to SPAM HERE.. muahhh ahh ahh I AM DOING A SEX SHOW TONIGHT!!!! now.... CLICK BACK TO MY PROFILE AND LISTEN TO THE STREAMING AUDIO!!!!! DO NOT MISS IT!!!!

What Killer Are You
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers90%Jigsaw90%Pinhead75%Freddy Krueger65%Hannibal Lecter65%Candyman55%Buffalo Bill50%Captain Spaulding45%Leatherface40%Jason Voorhees5%Which

Q & A About Me
1. What is your current ringtone? Every breath you take 2. What is your current wallpaper? my kitten 3. Do you own a picture phone? yes 4. If so, what was the last picture you took? my daughter took one of her 5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message from the top says: i dunno wat it was 6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? am i sposed to frikkin count them? dont think so lol 7. Go to your last missed call, who was it? unknown number..thats why i didnt answer it 9. What service do you have? vodafone 10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 3...stupid vodafone 11. Who's on your speed dial number 5? dont use it 12. Do you have a voicemail? yep 13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have: i dont fell like looking 14. Who do you call the most? no clue 15. How many text messages do you get a month? too many to count 16. Can you send pictures? ye

Part Two:could This Be
A week has gone bye and we are still so strong together. a man i can say i love. i mena who wouldn't. in my eyes he is the one i have been waiting for all my life. he is the other half i have been seeking. and how do i know this? last night of a 3 week friendship and 1 week relationship the words i love you came to be , a passionate night and a drive home. i trust Dan with all my heart i feel safe in his arms and love the conversations we have and time we spend together. i look at this man i have come to see as my partner/love and life. with so much love and effection. he is seriously a dream and prayer come true. dinners out two to three times a week( i am spoiled), holding and caring, phone calls when he gets off work to tell me how his day went. this is my fairy tale come true. i actually find my self farther away from the computer every day now cause i am excited to see my honey and talk to him. he has become first in my heart we have the begainning of a wonderful relationship, eve

My Story, Pt. 31
[amandas pov] *suddenly the door open and you see... john walk in the room. [johns pov] i'm at justyns party and i don't see amanda any where, she said amanda was supposed to be here, but i haven't seen her at all night. i come up behind justyn all worried. john: justyn, where's amanda i thought you said she was going to be here. justyn: i did, she said she was going to be here. john: well it's like 11 and there's no sign of her. justyn: well call her on her cell phone. john: ok. *grabs cell phone out of pocket and walks outside the house so i can hear. searching for amandas cell phone number i click on it and i hear it ringing. someone picks up* guy voice: hello? john: hey this is john is amanda there? guy voice: oh hey john, ummm no amanda's in the hospital... john: why? who's this? guy voice: it's ryan you tard. john: oh hey ryan sorry, didn't recognize your voice. so why is amanda in the hospital? ryan: well she got in a fight with matt, and he hit her, she kicke

The Sweet Taste Of Love
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and kiss That fills my mouth with joy Like you to me and a nice sex toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of the sweet taste of love

New To The Site
I am new to this site, so I'm still debating if I'll stay here or not. We'll have to see how it goes. I'm a simple girl. Working and living in Charlotte NC, but originally from the small town of Pinehurst, NC. I live with my fiance, and our little puppy. I am a very family oriented girl. Basically my work and my family are my life. But that's about it. If you want to know more just ask.

Intelligence
According to their nature, there are both people who have quick intelligence, and those who must withdraw and take time to think things over. Looking into this thoroughly, if one thinks selflessly and adheres to the four vows of the , surprising wisdom will occur regardless of the high or low points of one's nature.' People think that they can clear up profound matters if they consider them deeply, but they exercise perverse thoughts and come to no good because they do their reflecting with only self-interest at the center.

My Heaven
I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I feel your need against my thigh, I know you will fulfill every wish,. We were made to fit together, And all it took was a look and a kiss. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.

Oil Take One On The Road
Gotta love the highlights Smitty, my hero, gettin another 2 goals for 10 on the season, so far http://wm.world.mii-streaming.net/media/convergent/eoilers/2006highlights/20061110-highlights-hi.wmv

How Blode Are U
Your Are a Bold Brunette Men see you as striking and mysterious - you have a certain allure. Comfortable in your own skin, you know you have a unique beauty. You don't mind attention, but you don't need to seek it out. How Blonde Are You?

Fill This Out And Send It To My Inbox!
Fill this out and send it to my INBOX! I dare you... to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me Three things you like about me Two things you don't like about me My best feature Two things you want to do with me One word that describe me One question for me I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you

Bring Me To Your Paradise
Bring me to your paradise a feeling of within, naked to your loving eyes caressing me with love I long to feel your softest kiss upon my dampened skin Bring me to your paradise, and let our bodies meet the trickle of the rain outside would shower us with heat, I wish to be your fantasy and make our love complete.

Im October Baby
JAN.- I'M FEELING HORNY FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK MAR.- IM SEXY AS FUCK! APR.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX MAY- I'M S0 FUCKIN FINE AND CUTE! JUN.- DAMN I'M SEXY JUL.-I'M SO FUCKIN CUTE AUG.- I'M S0 DAMN FINE!! SEPT.- I'M A SEX FREAK :) OCT.- SHUT UP & KISS ME =P NOV.-I'M A GANGSTA!!! DEC.- I JUST WANT SEX

Me And My Music
Whut up all...thanks for checking me out first of all. I'm a Dj/producer i'm a lover of music all music yes even country music what ever sound good i like. Now as far as the music i make well i started off djin' Hip HOp move on to making it. As a kid of 70's i had all kinds of 45's funk,soul,pop,rock ..ect grew up with all that music. When i got older i started look for sample and drum loops that took into the world of classic rock,jazz,blues and classical. I was always a big fan of the "Bomb Squad" producers of Public Enemy, the early 80's hip hop producer "Mantronik" of the Mantronix, in the the 90's Bjork and DJ shadow and these last two Brian Wilson and Sir George Martin for over all work they done. These ppl shape the way i look at music they also pushed music took huge risk for an idea of what it could be not knowing if ppl would like it, not like today and this cookie cutter format that's stuff in our heads most of the time. So i choose to make music my way and if u dig it cool.

A Fairytale
Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

Need Help
IM HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING MEN I KNOW THAT I HAVE MY PROBLEMS AND MY LOOKS ARE NOT VERY GOOD, BUT I HAVE A SWEET PERSONALITY. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN FIND THE ONES THAT WANT TO HAVE SEX BUT THEY DONT WANT ANYTHING BUT THAT????? IF IM GOOD ENOUGH TO SLEEP WITH, WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WITH. CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE??????

Awesome People!!
I dont do blogs on here alot so if theres mistakes, my bad! lol.. i do most of them on my myspace.. just how im used to.. but i hadnt really bothered lookin around this site to see what kinda people actually used this site.. i have found some of the sweetest.. koolest people you'd ever get a chance to talk to and there really made me feel welcome so ima give them there props there in no order and if i left anyone out it could be because your not on my friends list and im not sure where to find ur link.. lol.. but make sure you go rate these people do whatever it is u gotta do but they are truly awesome people.. thanks guys!! (also 1 of them dj's @ damage inc radio lounge here on the tap make sure you check out his shows!) And i must add im not trying to "pimp" these people just wanted to show them my utmost respect! :) AngelMoRn(Damage Inc Fan!!!)@ CherryTAP DevilGirl~Family Member ~Stoner Chapter~His one and only Babydoll@ CherryTAP ~LUVS~2~SWING

Just A Lil Sumfin U Should Know.........
Well this will probably be my 3rd blog that I have online here. But I think more or likely it will be another one that I will be very much active in. Last night, I was sitting here doing absolutely nuffin and a friend of mine pm'd me and told me about this site. Well after clicking the link and putting the info in here, I have to say that I was amazed by all the responses I got the very first night and the invites to be my friend and all. Well I will go on and begin to explain a lil about myself. I have been told that I am a very caring individual and I do have alot of online friends out there in "chat land". I sure as heck dont like being played on here by anyone so I do expect respect from those who want to get to know me and want to be my friend. If you want to know me, lets take it slow and dont rush cause I hate to be rushed....been rushed on here alot nowatdays and in the end I always tend to get hurt by those that I myself wouldnt mind getting to know. I d

New And Learning
Just bloggin' out loud to see how this blog stuff works, how to do it etc. Not real sure what I am doing. I have only been at Cherry tap a short time and have not learned how everything works yet! So please forgive this stupid dull boring blog! Dont hate me ... love me... and show me some love.. ha ha ha one can never have to much LOVE... so what exacly is the blog area for? What do we do here???

How Kinky Are You
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage67%Blind Folds67%Biting50%Whips25%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Crazy Luv
Crazy Love 60-60, 90-90, Come on baby, Get up inside me, Hop behind me, Call me mami, Taste my wipe cream, It will make you scream, Get it up, So I can beat it up, Switch it up, Cause I want on top, 60-60, 90-90, Come on baby 69 me, We will heat it up, So I can , Freak you up, Full-filling your fantasy, All caught up in xtasy, Envisioning you and me, All hot and sticky, 60-60, 90-90, Did you love my sexy body!?

Sexy!?
In the back of your car, Instead of on a bar, Body shots, While ridden you hard, After the stroking is done, Chocolate covered cherries, All ready going down, Whip-cream all up and down, Wax dripping on your back, From the candles on the rack, Rose petals all over the room, Peaches all over your body,Head to toe, Ill make you fell so good, Strawberries mouth to mouth, Body to body, Boy I lay you down, Making you go up and down, Round and round, Your manhood so deep down, Switching it up, While you put that tongue deep down, You calling my name, I'm screaming AH Papi!

Gotta Run
Ok all I'm gonna run to the store and go do some shopping and yes a man that likes to shop LOL. But anyways I might go to bed when I get home but if not I'll get back online and let you all know I'm back.. Love yeah all Steve

Beautiful Monarch
Like a bloom in winter Wither away Decay the mindset Of the day It's the Nobel winner Of purposelessness and pain And your just the boy Who took it away You momentarily gave me bliss Showed me the optimists way Then on wings came death In the form of a kiss I fleetingly saw With a romantics eye The realists view of a midnight sky The beautiful sight That I beheld Blinded me then And forever now You saw your chance And you ran away Leaving me here To rot in the day Monarch You monarch In the light of the day The tyranny here That makes me stay Poke my heart And prod it this way Discover how it works And distroy it the same Now the night in the sky Is as cold as the day And I am just the girl Who gave it away

Are You Ready For Love
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . if your ready for love then , let love begin.

It's Over I Think
I sent this to Carla now: This is all I can take. Unless you can give me a good reason I haven't heard from you in almost 2 weeks - by any method, and you didn't even answer Tim ( a guy we both know online and she was real life friends with - she ignored him when he tried to message her about this on a site she was signed on to.) - It's over. How could you? I am looking elsewhere. I'll have you know you have hurt me worse than anyone ever has in my life. I really did love you - and for some crazy reason I still fucking do. Yeah, I'd take you back in a minute if I heard from you, but please, if you don't want me just tell me it's over so I can move on. If there is a good reason, I am so sorry and will still want you and make it up to you in any way I can, but if you are just playing games please stop and let me be with someone who truly will love me. Oh man, I heard back later. Her piece of shit ex took her back to court and she felt so bad she didn't think she was good enough for

Gene...
My dar;ing Gene and I have been real time friends for 23 years. We have been there through good times and bad. Lost each other and found each other again throughout time. He is fun, funny, caring, considerate, and very loyal. He has a wonderful girlfriend who loves him to death and a lil baby boy. Man can I pick em or what? Gotta love the men in my life!!~LOL~ geno@ CherryTAP Thank you Gene for this song.

What Killer Are U
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers100%Jigsaw100%Hannibal Lecter100%Pinhead90%Candyman80%Freddy Krueger60%Leatherface60%Buffalo Bill50%Captain Spaulding40%Jason Voorhees40%

Life In General...is Ok I Suppose
ok so it's a friday and I came home from work all sick... I work at a school so I'm around kids all day and I had a few go home then I went home they just pass their germs onto me but when the lil ones don't feel good they come to you crying and you feel so bad you just wanna hold them so what did I do I held the one who is my favorite! She went home sick and about an hour later I went home sick! I moved back home today too...this is going to be hard I moved out of my rents house in July because we weren't getting along, then not to long after that we started to get along just fine. Last week they bought me a much needed car. I have to pay them back half and the other half is an early christmas present. I'm only going to be at my rents house for a few months till money is comin my way and my debts are paid off...and I can afford a place of my own. I'm frusterated because of guys. I like this one but we really have no time with each other and well it just plan sucks and he told me tonig

This Azz Needs Some Love
i'm beginin to think men are gay or alot on here anyways...u can post as many comments as ya like but can obviously only give a ten once show this assssss some love pleeeeeeeeeease....keep the love cummin i may b off for the weekend...luffs ya allllllll click on pic

Friends....
What is a friend? A friend is someone who is there for you all the time no matter what in your life is happening..A friend is someone who would do ANYTHING for you...A friend is someone who doesnt care about your past mistakes and helps you become a better person...A friend listens to you no matter what you have to say..Or just sits with you on pogo playing cards and not saying anything at all...A friend is someone who wants to do everything for you and not ask anything in return....A friend is someone who never judges you because you messed up....A friend is someone who stands by you and holds your hand and tells you that you will get through this hard time in your life....I have that friend his name is Matthew, He is my best friend..No matter what has happened between us he is always been there for me and never said a bad word about what i have done in my 23 years...I dont ask him for anything but he gives me so much and asks nothing in return....My cousin Destiny adores him so

Poems From The Heart...
My Missing Parts Why were they taken, Way before their time? You must have be mistaken, Maybe the wrong place or time? Their love I do still feel, Even though you've stolen them, Is there a time I'll fully heal? My mind races with memories of them. Their hearts were huge, Their smiles so bright, I've lost my refuge, Ihope what you've done is right. Never whole will my heart ever be, Thanks to what you've done, Can't you see, You've done it..you've won. Right here and now, I break out a cry, Wondering how,

Im Getting A Little Upset!
Why is dat some poeple give out so much love to certain people and yet they dont get any in return? I thought we all should support each other but we have poepl who dont even care about given some love back. Some people have their head up their butt and stuck on theirself. Just a simple thax for rating me or even a couple of point towards their profile but no what do u get nothing. I know myself i gave so much love and raraly get any in return. Now dat i have vented on the issue ill be kool for the rest of the day! Cuz plently of poeple are sick of given and not getting nothing in return like we are too busy.

I Just Realised Something!!!
Ok, I was staring at the wall...And I realised something! If you take the words Mother-In-Law and take away the dashs so its: Mother in law... And you switch it up into anagram form...You can get the words: Woman Hitler! ...Wow...Thats a bit creepy eh? Lol..

Poems From The Heart...
Lost In My Confusion What's wrong with me? Was I wrong? Why can't I see? Why after soo long? Full of confusion, Full of the mix of love and hate, All arises from a few word from my son, Too little..too late? Am I just too pig headed? Or still me being strong? Where's my life headed? Where is it I've gone wrong? My mind, it wonders, I can't make it stop, Right this moment my mind wonders, Have my emotions gone over the top? What's wrong with me? Was I wrong? Why can't I see?

And We Want To See Your Bazoongas By Friday.
So... When I get even the itty bittyiest tiny littlest upset over anything.. I always find a way to get myself progressivly more upset, mad and/or aggiteted by it... with in minutes. Grrr. blehhh. But... yeah. Someone should come hang out with me tonight =]

A Boy Named Shy
What do you do when theres no one to call and your all alone and it hurts inside all the voices scream clear the pain emerges again and you want to cry but instead you stare at the wall too scared to bleed too strong to die and it won't all go away can't breathe from all the toxin waste atmosphere surrounding you the bad air you produce suffocate in your safe home too bored to sleep to broken to stay awake tired of existing in your pathetic state mind control unseen forces waiting waiting staring at the wall for one phone call that means nothing just proof that you exist scream just to hear yourself

Check Me Out
If you can not seem to get enough pics here I have plenty here: www.motoxgirl.net www.naughtyalyse.com There are free pics to view and some naught videos. If your into checking out some video clips of me for cheap look here http://videos.southern-charms.com/frontend.php?sc_volume=3&model=motoxgirl You will see all types of clips and if there is something you want to see and its not there notify me and I will get it up asap!!! Kisses Alyse

Rats
Don't work for the RAT! If u know me u know what I mean. Smileing fine, making kids happy great, but when the management u r under r a bunch of fake asshole things get really bad. I just want to go to work do my job and come home not deal with these fake people.

Do You Want Your Cherry Tapped??
One of the excuses for the recent name change from lostcherry to cherrytap was that lostcherry can be misconstrued as a porn site. Here is my statement about that below. "In my opinion cherrytap can be more misconstrued as sluttish then lostcherry. Get this, "Hey babe, I'm gonna tap your cherry!" OR "mmmmm baby u want ur cherry tapped?" In my opinion lostcherry was more subtle to being misconstrued as porn then cherrytap is. Cherrytap signifies sluttish action in the present while lostcherry signifies past or (non virgin) which therefore means no kids please. CherryBlast would have been a better choice of a name change!! I said my peace now I'm off to tap some cherries!!" LC Man P.S Hell no I'm not changing my name to CT Man LOL. I like the comments left below by nympho69n and A great F.U.C.K~~Female U Can Keep. nympho69n 2006-11-10 20:21:53 Since the change in name I haven't asked anyone to join, I am not asking people to join "CherryTap" come on now, that just soun

Go Australia !!!!
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you," he said on national TV. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another, the Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parl

The End Of The Beginning The Beginning Of The End Of Something Like That
Isolation, bleak with desolation alone, waiting for the ring of the phone there is a void I think I've hidden, only to find a widening chasm beneath my feet. Sometimes I wish I could just reside in the Internet and not have to feel, not have to deal with the 'real.' Here I have friends with obligations and are too busy to call, or stop by and say hi. I don't want to be a bother. I don't want to be alone yet that seems my fate. Seems I am always an after though. Just when I think Things look up something comes along to knock the shit from under meet and make sure I know that nope sucker you ain't going up...what the fuck were you thinking dumbass. I look at the bulletins I repost for people...hardly anyone reads them and almost noone resposts them...oh well..can't blame them....I've got a wedding to attend to tomorrow..but at this point I don't know if I feel I should attend. not fair of me to bring my sorry ass their feeling like this...it's their happy day...I am not entit

Fill In The Blanks
Fill In The Blanks I ___ you. You have a nice______. You make me ______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd ________. I want to ______ you. I would build a ______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could ________ under the stars. Love, ______________ (P.S. ______________________________________.)

What Type Of Person Do You Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract artsy people! You attract rednecks! You attract geeks! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

Ways To Relieve Stress Xd
Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :) 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. (This one is great to teach neices and nephews!) 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill. (Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!) 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. (This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.) 4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans. (Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?) 5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. (And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.) 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. (Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.) 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong. (You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dre

For Jon G R.i.p My Brother In This Life
Where do we go when things have changed And stand alone wanting back the days The days when we knew we'd never ever die now we sit around and wonder how how will be able to make it somehow When your playing the great gig in the sky I'll see you on the otherside Me, I ain't got time to die To many dreams getting in the way I know i got a reason to be Even if your not here with me We'll meet up again some day Music is the link that binds Kindred spirits, Warn out minds Links in the chain that we call life Notes on paper are just the start It ain't done til it's in your heart And I hear you sing it every night Time to play that rock and roll To lift the spirit and heal your soul Together the pulse of you and me Scream it till throat is sore Always know theres something more In your hands is destiny I'll see you on the otherside Me, I ain't got time to die To many dreams getting in the way I know i got a reason to be Even if your not here with me We'll meet u

Will This Day Ever Come?
Sometimes i think that walking alone is what will happen forever. I wish one day that someone will think that i am worthy enough to be with. Someone who will hold my hand when i walk, or hold the door open when i reach it. Someone to tell me im beautiful when i just wake up, or surprise me with a dozen rose. Just someone to take care of me, i don't think i ask much. i don't need someone whos got big bucks, just a big heart is all. One day my prince will come and sweep me off my feet, he'll cuddle with me by the fire and ask me just one thing. But for now this is the end, the only other thing i ask is... Are you him?

I'm Doing It Again
I've joined a greatest rack contest! The last time my breasts were in a contest I was beaten mercilessly. Help me win this one :) Click here to get to the contest rate and comment as much as you'd like I believe that's okay! My Shower Pic!! Thanks so much for your help!

Can't We All Just Get Along?
What is it with people that can’t seem to except the fact I am who I am. Granted I am different from most. But I take pride in the fact that I am different, not of the norm, crazy, slightly out of control, responsible, loving, a mother, friend, with grace and elegance. That is me. There is a time and a place for everything and comments are deamed part of your right as an American and freedom of speech. But when did the country, society become a place to hurt others to get ahead?! Or why is it that with all the “politically correct” fights these days that no one has bothered to bring up the fact that for our whole exsistance we have done what we thought was right, by how we were rasied…screw everyone else that has a different opinion about how they should live their lives. I am not saying that I believe in many of the fights or don’t for that matter. I just think maybe we should take a look within rather than passing judgment on everyone else. Who here has walked on wate

Poems From The Heart...
Inside Of Me I'm battered and bruised, I've always been used, When shall this torment all end, I so need that time to mend, My hearts been ripped out, Why must they all throw it about, Strong on the outside yet weak within, I'll never have my turn to win, No feelings of being worthy of someone, To love and care with a little fun, Why oh why does it have to be, I never take time to think of me, They see the beauty on the outside and in, Will my sight of this ever begin,

Believing In Belief
Just a few things that I have realized about belief. Some people say they belive but really don't while some say they don't but really do. Not just about God or religion. About anything. Why would you tell people you belive them if you don't? If you think someone is lying to you you should say something right? So why do people put up with other people preaching to them at home on the net or on the street and not say anything. We act all nice and listen when in truth we are probably saying to ourselves, "yeah right, bite me you lying piece of crap" Am I right? I tell people how it is. If I don't belive what you are trying to sell me I will let you know. I try to do it in the most polite way I can, but if you don't listen I can get quite rude. Main reason, as I have said before, if I wanted to get preached at I would take my happy ass to church on Sunday. It's no fun and I don't do it. I don't press my beliefs on people, I would appreciate the same consideration from everyone else. I tel

To All Who Voted ...
To all of you who have voted for me ..... I try to thank everyone individually but Im sure I miss a few. So this is for the ones I miss.. and Im sorry I miss saying thank you.. but it doesnt go unnoticed

You Like Erotic Stories......
She finally felt the ability to breathe normally as she walked off the plane and into the airport. After a long two week business trip to New York, she was finally home. It was always the same thing each time. She ended up working more while gone than when she was home and being face to face with the partners was always more stressful than when she had to deal with them on Video Teleconferencing or by phone. She sighed and then began to think of home. Her husband had no idea she was home yet as she got done two days earlier. An idea arouses from her mind and a smirk came across her face as her eyes glistened with an almost devious passion. Grabbing her bags from the baggage claim she noticed the taxi driver at the door and motioned to him. Right away he rushed over to her and grabbed her luggage and began to walk to his car. She followed, getting into the car. Telling the driver her address she sat back, crossed her legs and began thinking of how she could surprise him.

My Daddy My Hero My Best Friend
poem to daddy Love Poem #250581 My Daddy, MY Hero, My Best Friend by Jessica Sedor He's my daddy, my hero, he's my best friend. I'm scared to death to lose him again. I love him so much words can't explain, he might think he knows how much i love him, but he has no idea. No matter what my mood, to my face he brings me smiles. If ever he needs me, i'll always be there. I've shed many tears over him throughout the years,but now that he's here he wipes them away. Every night as I lay in my bed I count up all the times he's told me he loves me that day. Without him I'm nothing, he makes me whole. I love him more than anything, he's the greates man on earth. He's my Daddy, my hero my best friend. Notes From The Author: You may e-mail me with any comments about my poetry. --> S: feedback --> I love you Daddy by your babydoll, Jessica Lynn Sedor

I Am The Girl
i am a girl that will love you for who you are not what you are i am a girl who will want to do the things you want to and enjoy it i am a girl who would try to fix you your favorite meal just to see you smile i am a girl who takes pictures of you just so i can look at them when i miss you i am a girl who just wants to see you everyday just to hug you i am a girl who would hold you to keep you close i am a girl who would tickle you to hear you laugh i am a girl who doesn't care how much money you have or what kind of car you drive --->>i am a girl who only gets mad because i care so much

Scuba Steve...
Steve and I have been real time friends for 5 years now. Over the years our friendship has grown and he has become on eof the best friends I have ever had!! He is funny, strong willed, honest, loyal...and DAMN he's sexy!!! Don't take my word for it...ask any woman from Cameron and the surrounding areas~grinz~ This man has a very special place in my heart and ALWAYS will!! Need a great friend? Go check him out!! vtx1300@ CherryTAP Hey Steve...sing it to me baby!!

Go Vote For Me
Ok you all know the routine....PLEASE GO VOTE GO VOTE ...for me in the best TAT CONTEST.... 1. Click on the link 2. Leave a comment 3. rate that pic.. Thanks to all have already voted for me Harleysportee69

One More
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?: female- yesterday male- few days ago 2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what do you do? Wank and screw. 3. Have you ever crawled through a window?: many times 4. Where is your mom?: - 5. Morning or night person?: night 6. What was the last movie you watched? Selena? :/ 7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yeah. 8. Any cool scars?: no :/ mederma works. 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first?: Whatever stands out on that particular person. 10. What do you do when no one is watching? Scream in pillows 11. Ever been in love?: yes 12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?: my blindness 13. What is your curfew? I don't have a curfew. 14. Would you ever dye your hair red?: I've never dyed my hair, and I don't think I'd go with red, if I did. 15. Your alcohol?: Whatever I had at Lizzy's that one Thanksgiving. 16. What's your worst personality

Band
I can play a bit of the drums. My uncle is teaching me and he says I'm a natural and I should be able to pick it up quickly. Anyway...Maybe this whole pet shop full time, writing in spare time thing doesn't work out, I could start up a band called: DEMONIC PIZZA Thats like a wicked kick ass name...Maybe I could pull it off! That would so wicked sweet :)

First Long War Marine To Receive Medal Of Honor
First Long War Marine to receive Medal of Honor Nov. 10, 2006; Submitted on: 11/10/2006 02:12:24 PM ; Story ID#: 20061110141224 By Staff Sgt. Scott Dunn, Headquarters Marine Corps Quantico, VA (Nov. 10, 2006) -- A corporal who died shielding men in his care from a bursting grenade deserves America’s highest military decoration, President Bush has confirmed (http://www.mcnews.info/mcnewsinfo/moh/). Actions by Cpl. Jason L. Dunham, who would have turned 25 today, merit the Medal of Honor, Bush said at the National Museum of the Marine Corps’ dedication ceremony, which coincided with the 231st Marine Corps anniversary. On April 14, 2004, in Iraq near the Syrian border, the corporal used his helmet and his body to smother an exploding Mills Bomb let loose by a raging insurgent whom Dunham and two other Marines tried to subdue. The explosion dazed and wounded Lance Cpl. William Hampton and Pfc. Kelly Miller. The insurgent stood up after the blast and was immediately kill

This Is For My Baby.....
This is for my baby.......ahhh only if he could remember to do this!!! Things dogs MUST try to remember............... * I will not play tug-of -war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. * The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. * I do not need to suddenly stand up when I'm lying under the coffee table. * I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. * I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. * I will not eat the cats food, or the other dogs' food, before or after they eat it. * I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. * I will not throw up in the car. * I will not roll on dead fish or cow manure!!!! (BAD problem with BEAR) * I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. * Kitty box crunchies are not food. * The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. * I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. *

Sappy And Sucky....yes It's A Love Poem
Seeing his face Makes me shake at the knees I'm so weak I need a cure for this disease It's known as falling in love for sure But theres nothing in this world I'd prefer Than looking in his eyes And kissing his cheek Spending everyday together To make up the perfect week And hopefully spending the rest of my years With this boy at my side Together fighting our fears And there's nothing I want more Than to be in his arms And watch the tide from the shore I'm just waiting for a wish Like this to come true Because everytime I dream I'm dreaming of you...

A Special World
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Irish Angel
The setting sun is in her hair the green sea in her eyes. The scent of roses on her lips and Heaven in her sighs. Do Angels walk upon this Earth, in sight of you and me? Fair messengers from God above, to court on bended knee? I think indeed it must be so, I hold one in my heart. My eyes have feasted on her form, a doomed man from the start. Where now is Freedom's Siren call, So loud proclaimed last night? A new day dawns, in beauty cloaked, and my heart has lost the fight. I asked for her, despite myself, while fearing God's reply. His answer came with curls of fire, huge emeralds in her eyes. Her beauty ever on my mind, as I stumble through my day. All night I ache to feel her touch, No price too great to pay. And now Saint Jude receives my prayers, bright Faith can do no harm, to wipe away these many miles and bring her to my arms.

Overcast
song, my tempest angel ring through my clouded breath tones carry the lyrics of life to bring the passage of death oh, sweet melody rapture i beseech you in respect bring solitude to its end with your holy dialect tear tone notes of chant blackens the once blue sky softens my restless spirit to ease me where i lie words from unknown gods sung through sirens lips enchant this weary soul buried in death's own crypts so long, too long ago was when i heard it last a tender sorrow tale that accompanies my past but now i will sing and release my heavy chains so i can live in harmony beneath the pouring rains

Firefighters Son
as you may have seen in the bulletin im asking for prayers out there for little bradley who is six years old battling cancer his parents and bradley can use your prayers tonight so he can win this battle with cancer .. its been a tough week dealing with this news hope you all can understand thanks david

I've Become A Shopaholic
With new found income comes new found expenses. Today I bought a Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-S500 and a 1G Memory Stick Pro-Duo to go with it. 6MP 3X Optical 25MB internal memory sweeeeet. And! I found out a 1G card holds 1Hour of video lol. Prepare for a flood of new images since I now have the freedom to take them without my webcam (which sucks rusted steel hammers). -Robert

Cherry Tap Graphics
OKAY SO I GUESS I AM LATE ABOUT THE NAME CHANGING TO CHERRY TAP! WE WILL CHANGING OUR GRAPHICS TO REFLECT THE NEW NAME CHANGE! WE CURRENLTY ARE MAKING MAJOR CHANGES TO THE WEBSITE! WE HAVE ADDED THANKSGIVING GRAPHICS SO COME AND CHECK THEM OUT! WE WOULD LIKE TO GET MORE INVOLVED WITH CHERRYTAP SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE AND COMMENTS OR REQUESTS LET US KNOW! THANKS!!

Ispiration Comes From Everywhere
i know atleast one person who should know where this came from lol your names in it Like the roar of the engines screaming through the streets like the roar of a predator, carnivorous beast look up to the sky hear the thunder clap lightning strikes to start the attack on all your sences sonic force here on out we're changing the course of human existance my mouth is a gun the age of extiction has begun ao take your pop culture trends and decents cast them aside and follow your dreams be the voice of solitude coming up from the masses Stay that way til your dust and ashes

Rating
To all of my fellow cherries. I try to rate everyones profile and as many pictures as i can. Sometimes though i cant cuz access is restricted. Im not complaining. Its just i like to rate as much as possible. However, if you feel that i have skipped your profile or that i missed your pictures please let me know and i will do my best to correct this wrong-doing A.S.A.P.! Thank you, Weiss P.S. In case any of you are wondering my name is pronounced vise.

Mood Rings
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, he bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond !!!!

Oh Just So U Know
I read this in a girls blog on another site.. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.. DIDN'T BRING SEXY BACK.. Sexy never went away.. LOL The song is pretty catchy! hahaha But it goes to show.. somepeople still don't know how to act.. no v.i.p. for u. LOL referring to a co worker of mine. lol

Cherry Tap
Who would have thought this site was so addicting.... I totally see why....U see a lot of interesting things and i do mean interesting.... I like that fact that this site is geared towards adults..... Adults need to have some fun to..... So far everyone has been really nice.......I hope I get to make more friends who actually want to talk and get to know me..... I know that I post some private pics but don't just be my friend so you can see them..... at this point in time my family memebers are the only ones who can see them so to become part of my family we need to talk and get to know each other.......

People
What the hell is wrong with people, I am talking about all you people in little towns. What the hell is so fasinting about other people's lives? Are our lives so much more intersting than your own that you have no choice but to talk about ours? I mean really. I live in a town of about 500 people, we have three bars, and that is all they talk about is what everyone else is doing, saying or who they are fucking. For example, there is one person in particular that I can think of (well there is alot more but that person sticks out) she can't keep her mouth shut about other people, now it don't bother me that she talks about me. I really don't care, but it does bother me when she talks about my friends, and family. My mom has been sober for a year and I am talking RAGING ALCOHOLIC, as in at least 3 case a night!!!, but yet this person insits on going into every damn bar she can think of around here and telling everyone that my mother is out drinking when she is at home with her grandkids, t

Thank A Veteran
If you are reading this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a Veteran! Now that I have your attention, today is the recognized Veteran's Day in America. As a proud Veteran of the United States Armed Forces, I have to say that it shouldn't take a special day each year to recognize the sacrifices the men and women that choose to put on the uniform of our country have made. If you see someone wearing a Veteran's hat, a shirt with his/her Navy ship on it, or especially someone in uniform etc, take a second out of your day to stop, thank them for what they have done and shake their hand. It takes a special person to voluntarily kiss their loved ones goodbye in the morning and put their lives in danger to protect our way of life.

What A Laugh
How many times have we seen this or other bulletins like this: Hey guys you have to check out my new freind she is one nasty girl. Please go rate her pics and add her as a friend to see her really nasty pics and i must say she is smokin hot and a cutie to boot. Please enjoy her like i did PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN!!! I guess these people who post these would have us believe the only people worthy of being rated and commented have to post dirty pics. No mention whatsoever about this person's personality. Must make them feel kind of cheap, I would think,

Im In A Princess Contest Come And Vote For Me
alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"> TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, COME AND SHOW ME THE LOVE AND VOTE FOR ME IN THE PRINCESS CONTEST..ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT...THANK YOU ALL, LOVE YA PRINCESS XOXOXOXOXXOOXOXO---PRINCESSS

Insight Between The Sexes
A man whose actions leave his wife speechless has really done something. The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once! Extravagance is buying whatever is of no earthly value to your wife. A genius is any man who can adjust the thermostat to please his wife. An angry Texas wife said to her husband, "You are being deliberately calm." Most women don't buy life insurance - they marry it. Some wives have such good memories that they can even remember things that never happened. Listening to political speeches is a lot like listening to your wife - you know something is going on even though you're not paying much attention to it. If you want your wife to listen to what you have to say, talk in your sleep. The next war will be like a fight with your wife - impossible to win it or end it. An exhaustive study of police records shows that no wife ever shot her husband while he was doin

Erotic Short Story: Callie Orders A Stout, Chptr 1
Callie locked her apt door and walked into the day. Her mahogany-hued hair, contrasted by streaks of teak and redwood, framed her heart-shaped face. Her wide glittery green eyes reflected rays emanating from the sun. She walked naturally, confidently, sure of the world and her place in it. Her face glowed with serenity and satiation. However, this feisty little brunette had no idea what satiation was. Yet. Callie placed her tortoise-shell Ray Bans on her pert, pretty face as she fiddled with the cd buttons of her car stereo. Driving to her favorite bar, in her early 90s VW Cabriolet, top-down, her hair was blown back by the wind, her cheeks, the apples, flushed and pink. She licked her thick, dark, pouty lips, hoped her pale skin wouldn’t get enough sun to turn pink, and thought about the drinks she would drink. Callie put two dollars in the jukebox, ten songs. Her first choice, Al Green. The rest: Bruce Springsteen, Marvin Gaye, Prince, Billie Holiday, Pink Floyd. S

Dumb Ass Ppl
Dumb ass ppl should be reqired to wear signs at all times. I have a word of advise to you posers, wannabes and general fucktards. GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A DAMN LIFE> Oh and dont procreate there is already enough of you around. You know who you are. And to my freinds heres some love for ya. MWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wise Words
This is from my buddy Tony it's fuckin fantasical. Alright ladies and gentlemen... I tried to be reasonable with these people. I've even listened to their accusations, watched the videos, heard their laywers babble incessantly... FUCK THAT. Let me explain something right quick: I LOVE cops. My WHOLE FAMILY is fucking stuffed to the brim with cops. My dad, both my surviving uncles, two aunts, numerous cousins. To hear some fucking piece of shit Mexican gang-banger talking about "police brutality" after he lead the police on a ten minute foot chase after fleeing them while they served him a warrant for his arrest. A man named Cardinez, whose first name I do not know, evaded the police for ten minutes, after which time he had the shit kicked out of him, was restrained, and continued resisting arrest. A suspect in cuffs is still dangerous, people. A few more shots to the face had Mr. Cardinez complying with the police, only to later accuse them of brutality, which was evidenced

Rating Pictures..
I want to rate everyones pictures...but CT/LC...whatever, moved all the users around...so I lost track of where I was. If you think I havent rated yours and you want yours rated..please leave me a message here.

What Is...
When I was a kid.. I was full of questions and wonder.. I was innocent.. but.. man.. the way uncle explained love and life sounded too painfull. My geeky hs buddy wasn't any better.. Hey uncle what is love..? Boy, You ever been shot in the chest or leg? me: umm no! uncle : I got a pistol in the.. oh wait.. your talking about that.. hahaha I was teasing u.. me: your scarey.. uncle.. It was that war .. anyways.. love is like falling down a flight of stairs.. Its all good till u hit the bottom stair way.. hahahha me: ouch.. grandma said I can die from that.. uncle: yeah.. but thats life.. and love come along with it.. me : okayyyyyyyy.. so that was falling in love.. me: so.. love is like that black eye I got for defending my middle sisters honor..? (talk about that later) hehe uncle: now you get it! Your a smart kid Roy! .. Now let me tell you about .. cheating, betrayal, lust, and going to a doctor that makes you lie down.

Goodbye To The Love Of My Life
you will always be but I just cant do it anymore I cant keep waiting I cant keep dying day by day without you I cant keep giving my son hope That daddy will be a daddy again My life s my son I'm sorry Elijah Mommy tried God knows Mommy tried But I just couldnt give you what you need I couldnt give you Daddy So Goodbye today is not another SSDD

Here I Go Bout Ready To Blow My Top
I have two states butting heads over this case. Ohio now says that i cant use the protection orders granted by Indiana. My lawyer says that when i go to court on the 22nd that i have no chance of getting house arrest or probation on the contempt charges and that he dont know about getting a suspended sentence on it. I may have to spend 90 days in jail for protecting my children from an abusive father. I have asked the lawyer to put my kids on the stand so they can testify as to what goes on in the fathers home.. he says he dont feel comfortable with putting them on the stand. Can i ask for the judge to talk to the judge in chambers. He needs to hear my kids. my kids are 13, 11, and 10. I am being pulled a million ways. Indiana is filing felony invasion of privacy charges against my exhusband for violating Indianas Protection Order. I have help from the mental health agency here they are going to advocate for me, because of all the things told to them by my kids and because my

A Close Call!
I was about to leave Safeway grocery store today here in Lakewood and a truck came crashing thru the doors... A woman had a heart attack and her Toyota pickup drove straight into the main entrance. People were screaming and crying and running away... I think she was the only one hurt. Store employees running around and trying to get people who were still trying to use that entrance (dumb). I'm glad no one was hurt but it was pretty scary. So count your blessings people... You never know when something crazy could happen...

A Song That Means Something To Me
I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, And I've been secretly falling apart, Unseen. To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, You'd be so perfect with me but you just can't see, You turn every head but you don't see me. I'll put a spell on you, You'll fall asleep and I'll put a spell on you. And when I wake you, I'll be the first thing you see, And you'll realise that you love me. Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first, Sometimes, the frist thing you want never comes, And I know, the waiting is all you can do, Sometimes... I'll put a spell on you, You'll fall asleep, I'll put a spell on you, And when I wake you, I'll be the first thing you see, And you'll realise that you love me.

The Lil One
Hey well with any luck and my fingers crossed she will be home tomorrw. He oxygen stats came up from an 83% to 93%. Its gotta be 98 or above to go home.... Im exhausted and I miss my bed!! workin 2 jobs and this is not kosher!! someone send me a freggin pillow plz!! kisses to all

The Closing Of A Blog
I recently decided enough was enough, and have put my main UO blog on hiatus for a year. Mostly the reasons were time-related. I'm doing so much writing - my personal blog, AC, my other UO site, plus I'm starting work on some fiction - I just didn't have time to keep up with this one. So, it's not getting deleted or anything; I'll start it up again in a year or so. But I hate giving up writing projects. Blah. Now I have to go take the link off the profile page. Done is done.

Maintain Physical Contact & Basic Techniques
Maintain Physical Contact Always maintain physical contact with the person receiving the massage once you begin. It is very disruptive of the physical bond that develops if you take both hands off her body at the same time, and placing them back can be somewhat of a shock. With practice you may become aware of the sexual energy that flows between you and your partner. Sounds strange, but it is true. Have everything you need within reach of your free hand. It is also a good idea to touch her knee, then slide your hand up to her inner thigh, then finally her up to her vulva, so as not to penetrate her personal space too quickly. Placing your cold hands directly on her vulva may be a shock and ruin the mood. Warm, in a bowl of warm water, any lubricant you may use prior to applying them to her vulva. Basic Techniques You will be massaging her clitoris using one, two, or three fingers. The size and prominence of her clitoris will determine how many fingers you use. If you ar

Leigh...
This is one of my closest friends in r/t. She is beautiful, incredibly intelligent...I could go on for days but she would kill me~LOL~ She and her son mean the world to me!! Love ya Leigh and hope you like this shout out to ya hun!! Now go check her out!! greeneyedwanbli@ CherryTAP Leigh is also my favorite dance partner!! HEy Leigh wanna dance?? Hips Don't Lie Video - Shakira lyricsShakira Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts

Multiple Copies Of The Same Picture In Different Albums
Okay, I think the subject title should be enough of a clue, but for those of you that need it spelled out, here it is. Whyyyy on earth do you waste your time and the time of the people that are nice enough to go through your albums and rate your pics by placing the same picture in multiple folders? NEWFLASH: as fucked up as many parts of the Cherry system is, the one thing that they have locked down is this. If you have more 5 copies on the same pic in 5 different folder, then you are screwing yourself out of points. Once someone rates that pic in one folder, it's rated in all the folders. So you just missed out on 4 pictures that you could have otherwise had rated. Now multiply that same stunt by 25 pics, and that's 100 pics that you screwed yourself out of. Not to mention the time wasted by those viewing your pics to rate them. Come on ladies... Having 100, 175, 250 pictures is one thing, and in some cases, ridiculous, but don't screw yourself and waste my time. Sheesh...

Sandcastles,part Ii©
Totally mind blowing. Thats the only way I can describe her. She fits me better than anyone ever has. Always up for an adventure,she is always willing to do whatever I want with her. Over time the trust has grown where I know just how far to push her before it gets off the charts. You have to leave something for later. We lay in the back of my explorer catching our breath. The sound of the pounding ocean drowns out almost everything around us. In the twilight,sea birds seem to float motionless in the air,riding the winds. She rolls on top of me and kisses back my smile. With a giggle I roll her off of me and I stand. Grabbing the towels I wrap on around me and watch as she does that amazing thing all women seem to be able to do with a towel. She wraps its just over her chest and it looks like an evening dress. Only a strong hand could remove that. I grab a small cooler and her hand and head toward to sea. The sounds grow louder still and I can tell by the anger of the waves that a

Being A Princess Is A Hard Job But Someone's Gotta Do It!
Ok guys! I am in the LC Princess Contest. All you have to do is go rate my pic. Comment if you want but its not necessary. I would like you all to vote for me cuz I think I would be a great Princess. I am smart, kinda cute and I have good manners. I am diplomatic and umm...I know if theres a pea under my mattress. I cannot sing but thats ok..singing princesses can be quite annoying. Even I have wanted to kill the little mermaid on numerous occasions and sleeping beauty too...that poor bird. So ya you should make me and LC Princess.. I may not be the prettiest chick in the contest but hey brains before beauty right? And Imma smart chickie... I won't let you down!

Night On Mountain Frost
NIGHT ON MOUNTAIN FROST an owl spreads wing he swoops down from fence pole wood tracks the rabbit as he runs across frosted frozen ground the wind blows soft icy breath breathing on the deep dark indigo of night the road ahead winds and curves the mountains high do loom as moonbeams sing a sweeter song not heard the stars so silent dance and sway off splendid towering peaks shimmers of white shadows hide from light of day on leaves on limbs on roofs on cars on all that eye can see rests the breath Old Man Winter's breathing

My Fav Topic Censorship In Music
Alright this one is fun. Censorship in music is something that happen anytime someone doesn't like what they hear or see. Most music is just raw emotion put to paper. You sing what you feel and say it in a way to get the emotion across. If the emotion is rage yes your going to use fowl language and dipict scenes of murder and chaos. Hello these are just words not the actions. A sexual song will be suggestive and sensual. Like the storytellers of old you can't tell a good story without the emotion so you need to use these words and suggestive themes. Try this for example which one has more emotionl. I really don't like you and I' might do something bad to you, or I fucking hate you and I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon. See what I mean. Now I'll admit sometimes it gets carried away. When curses are used in a song for no real reason then just to make a ryhme it shows a lack of talent to artist. I mean really how hard is it to rhyme fuck with fuck shit

All You Need To Know
My Heart I've got a heart thats black and faded From being used and being jaded Never thought I'd love again But the clouds are gone, the storms at an end Still I hold back, don't let my feelings show But when you hold me I, I don't wanna let go Take it away this heart of stone That's left me to walk this world alone Push you away when you get near Because falling in love is something I fear I want to be loved but I don't know how Maybe it's just too late for me now Turn away I'm not worth your time Dieing alone is this fate of mine It's been too long to let someone in What's wrong with me, where do I begin I've got this feeling deep down inside Holding on tight trying to survive It reaches to you the last speck of love That still lives on after all I've done I need your help to make it grow To take my fear and let it go My mind is lit from visions of you And they tell my heart what to do To open up so you can see Exactly what you mean to me I can see m

Simple Question
Does Anybody Know? Does anybody know the fellings I have inside I've a smile on my face but so much pain on my mind Does anybody know about the blackness in my heart And the hatred of this world for which I should depart Does anybody know why I always feel alone People laugh and fall in love while my darkness has grown Does anybody know about the sadness in my head? From all the years of loneliness when will it end Does anybody know when this life will go my way Or is this my private hell to live in everyday Does anybody know about the shit that I've been through Large black clouds of suicide tell me what to do Does anybody know the reason I'm still here I wonder if they'd even know if I disappeared Does anybody know who's out there to set my right Or will my misery consume me and set me free tonight

Theory Of The After Life
Hell Awaits All alone,by myself, sitting on the edge Should I jump ,should I stay and watch the people go One by they march on down into hades deep Do I follow, do I wait, still I do not know Do I try to clean my act and be a perfect man Do nothing wrong, repent my sins, do more than I can To make it up to Heaven, where the good have gone Or go to Hell with my mistakes and let my life go on I'd be with all the others who went there own way We will all meet in Hell on the judgement day So goodbye I'll live my life without a single regret While you keep trying to be perfect till your final breathe So long to earth and fare thee well 'Til I see you all in Hell

Reasons To Waste
Suicide Nation Day after day we put our wills to the test Will we be strong or die like the rest One after one our problems compound Forcing us six feet down Darkness lingers a step behind Misery takes ahold of the mind Death becomes your recreation When you live in a suicide nation A once happy man pushed out to the street No more job, no food, no heat Now he's left without a home Takes his life but he's not alone Blood on the hands of society Refusal to help refusal to see The problems that cause devistation Result in a suicide nation Struggling teen with too much stress Bullet in the head, now he can rest Pushed to the point that we all know but he has gone where we dare not go Slit wrists and leaps of death Take too many a last breathe Murder of own creation Victims in a suicide nation

My Second Fav
Chris Brown, Lets Talk Baby come here and sit down, let's talk I got a lot to say so I guess I'll start by Saying that I love you, But you know, this thing ain't been No walk in the park for us I swear it'll only take a minute You'll understand when I finish, yeah And I don't wanna see you cry But I don't wanna be the one to tell you a lie so [HOOK] How do you let it go? When you, You just don't know? What's on, The other side of the door When you're walking out, talk about it Everything I tried to remember to say Just went out my head So I'ma do the best I can to get you to understand [CHORUS] There's never a right time to say goodbye But I gotta make the first move 'Cause if I don't you gonna start hating me Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you Girl it's not you, it's me I gotta gotta figure out what I need There's never a right time to say goodbye But we know that we gotta go Our separate ways And I know it's hard but I gotta do i

Issues Maybe
Stereotypical Qualifacations Everyone is judgeing me Force me to insanity Look inside and will find Someone with an open mind Tell me what I should be Never let me just be me Censor my creativity No more individualality Stereotypical qualifications labling me since birth Be my own man, not your slave, different for what it's worth Two roads in a yellowed wood, I chose the one not taken Thoughts are sleeping in my head let them be awakened Open eyes to an open mind Deviation cannot hide No more room for normality And your conformist society Big brother is watching you Controlling everthing you do 1st amendment is what I teach Sure is different from what you preach

More Issues
Snap From day one I lived alone Roof over my head but it wasn't home Should've run away when I learned to walk Should've said goodbye when I learned to talk Now month after month and year after year Through constant abuse and hate from ny peers I will forgive but I will not forget This here's a promise, not a threat Don't be scared....what's the matter Oh this......it's my sledgehammer Pushed til the wall is agaist my back Nothing left to do but.....SNAP Now whats that you said, you better stop, rewind Before I snap your neck, rip out your spine Hit you so hard I'll knock out your eye Then drop my pants and skullfuck your mind Try to fly up to heaven and I'll shoot you down Tear out your heart as you hit the ground Stand over your corpse, let it beat in my hand Then I laugh at your ass like a fuckin madman One by one I'll extract my revenge Shock the devil with my mass carnage The smell of fear, the stench of death Fill the air with your last breathe

More Shit For That Bitch
My Pain You want a love song, well here it is But it's kinda hard when I feel this When the emotions are not here They've been replaced with hate and fear When I no nothing about love I live my without anyone Killed my heart to ease the pain never will I be the same The fear of pain, the pain of fear why won't it just disappear the love I hate, the hate I love I can't be the only one to feel this way its my own hell I'm pushing you away can't ya tell I don't need anyone with me in my life solitude and misery they suit me like a knife I've been gone for far to long to open up my soul all the blood and tears i've shed help to dig my hole lower me down with a hangmans noose, the knots i tied myself and leave me here in my world of black, my only friend is death depression, hate and lonleyness are my self inflicted wounds a heart this cold and empty was never meant for you let me be the way I am, me I'm doing fine and let the memory of my life fade away in t

Where I Belong
Misfit Society I've tried everything I could just to fit in I've prayed up to god, I've indulged in sin I lived the lies, forgot the truth Grew up to fast, I lost my youth So now I stand here before you a hollow man An empty soul with blood on my hands I killed myself, whoever I was To be more like them just because I belong in a misfit society I stand alone no one beside me Maybe I'm better off this way Then why do dread the dawn of every day I was him but now I've changed Shed my skin in so many ways I may seem happy but I know I'm not I'm losing my mind and it's all that I've got My heart is black from years of pain The tears in my eyes I try to restrain What more do want, you tried to take it all You can push me down but I will not fall

Yet Another Piece Of A Shattered Heart
Love Me Instead For you know who you are Now me, I don't want to play the fool Just to be the exception to the rule Help me cause I'm falling for you No matter how hard I try not to From my heart to my hand I wrote this for you so you can understand What it is I'm trying to say And to explain why I feel this way I can see my life when I look in your eyes And the warmth of your touch, it always make me smile Your voice echos like a song in my head so please love me instead All I ask is to be your man and your every wish will be my command I want to kiss your lips by the light of the fire I want to share your hopes, dreams and desires cause your filling the hole inside my heart The storms gone away and the clouds start to part Everything happens for a reason no need to question what it is I'm feeling I can see my life when I look in your eyes And the warmth of your touch, it always make me smile Your voice echos like a song in my head so please

Damn I Got Issues
L.O.V.E. L is for the lust that I had for you O is for the only love that I knew V is for the various times I cried And E is for every time I died Kill me once shame on you kill me twice what did i do Kill me thrice I'm to blame I didn't realize we were playing a game My heart's been shattered like a broken mirror Reflect memories of pain just a little bit clearer My souls been ripped from the false infatuation And sent to burn in a lovers damnation I stood there in horror, not a sound watching the pieces of my heart hit the ground Sweep them away under the rug I've fell in the hole your hate has dug You had my love in your hand and you squeezed it dry and time after time I'd ask myself why do i go on living this lie and why the fuck can't I tell you goodbye becuase i need you, I love you, you are the one to abuse me and make me swallow this gun pull the trigger and set me free because the truth is bitch you never loved me I was like a puppet a

My New Fav Song
Well sence the song is to damn new to be able to put it in my tracks i guess i have to do it this way. Its becoming my favorite. Beyonce' Irreplaceable To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, baby please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and ge

Kinda Sweet Lol
I Still Love You After all the years apart And the pain we put each other through with every passing day My heart still calls for you I need you in my life As hard as it is for me To see past everything And know what the truth may be I still love you no matter how much I say I don't This heart should give up but we both know that it won't From the first time I looked into your eyes passed the last time we said goodbye I've needed you in my life but I don't know if it's worth the price The broken hearts we have endured The poisious love that can't be cured flows through my veins like wildfire cuz no one else can take me higher I still love you no matter how much I say I don't This heart should give up but we both know that it won't I don't know I could take you back in my world But I think about you night and day girl your the only right I've ever known and without you my hearts grown cold yet the pain of all the memories where I hurt you and

More Shit
Judge Me Who the fuck are you to try and judge me You ain't been where I've been,seen what I've seen You ain't done what I've done, lost what I lost You don't know shit about the lines I've crossed What about the pain, the fear, the tears I've cried The blood, the hate, that lives inside A heart of stone with a gaping hole The fire of my life has turned cold Alone I find comfort, safety,and hope I won't let you in to tighten the rope around my neck till i can't breathe your face brings back those memories of why I live in solitude And why I'll never be like you It's me, just me, thats all I need your nothing but another reason to bleed I'm trapped in my private hell I don't mind it suits me well I'm staying here don't wait for me Bymyself for eternity I've opened up my soul for all to see But now it reads no vacancy So just turn around and walk away This is who I am and how I'll stay

Forsaken
Forsaken I cannot see , a reason for me To go on with this life This is me , the way I'll be Until I embrace this knife See the blood , flow like the flood Of emotions that carry me down To my death , release from self That forever wears a frown Used and abused , creates these issues That eat away my soul No need to stay , so I'll just go away Eternity trapped in this hole So as I sit , knife upon wrist Never to breathe again You call me weak but acceptance i seek Only to find the pain My life is shit , I've done nothing with it except maybe waste it away Nothing more to say, caring has gone away So this is my last day I ask no tears, I know there'll none For I am the mistaken Blood spills to floor, pain is no more Never again forsaken

More Shit
Final Goodbyes Happyness has left me I find comfort in the end Eagarly anticipate death coming round the bend Thtough and through I'm nothing to anyone No one really cares about the things I've done I am wasted life that needs to be dicarded You know that I am worthless so let me be departed From this world of hate for I only take up space I hunger for acceptance but never get a taste Live alone, by myself, no one cares for me Thrown away left to die in my agony They say that death is the most lonely time And life should be different except for mine All alone, by myself, sheltering the pain Wonder why the blackness in my heart remains It's good to have friends in life, lonelyness is mine To live is like misery, death is divine The world is getting farther, darkness evergrowing I have lost the will to live, surely it is going Depression setting in, lifes got me on the rack Don't care for it anymore you can have it back Just can't take it anymore no more

Some Of The Shit I've Wrote
E.S.A.D.B. (Eat Shit And Die Bitch) All your lies and endless bullshit That's all I can take of it I'd say hello, you'd say bye I'd say I love you, you'd say die Mocking me behind my back You put on a real good act I used to let it all pass But now you can just kiss my ass All my love has turned to hate Say your sorry but it's to late Nothing left for you to say Now I'm pushing you away When I look upon your face All I see is a look of disgrace Lead me on, crush my dreams In reallity nothings as it seems Now you want me to take you back Tell me what the fuck is up with that To you I have nothing more to give Because without you I can still live

I Will Be Leaving Here In The Next 2 Weeks
I am leaving Cherry in 2 more weeks. Starting school soon and I wont have the time to come and say hello and leave blogs an the like. So anyone who wants to continue our friendship can leave me their email addresses or yahoo messenger ID. Glad that I had an opportunity to meet some real interesting people. Thanks for your kindness, consideration and friendship.

Kissed
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"falls Apart"
HURT LYRICS "Falls Apart" I messed up again when I tried You spend all your money and I And, oh! By the way, With all you did nothing has changed So lie like a waste by the side As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me I cracked my head and broke my I correct my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my heart And I don't feel the need to go on I was happier singing along the way I had things, I need to say But now it's like a swallowed tape That holds up my face from inside As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me So woe is me Oh woe is me, yeah I cracked my head and broke my... heart And the hell of it is what we are We finish and wish we could start again Our skin tears away as Our memories fade with age And we don't even know 'til it's gone? But everything just fell apart 'Cause everything just falls apart for me So woe is me It all falls apart you see So woe it me It a

Nasty Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine

Broke Back Mountain Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietl

Be Back Soon- I'd Say Later But Umm.....
I have no plans on being home until after the club closes!! and I'll be lucky to speak w/o slurring let alone be able to type!! Gonna go party with my friends- indeed this girl is crazy!! but you already knew that!! I hope you all have a wonderful night!! if you can't be good, then be good at it!! Much love to you all- I'll be on tomorrow to return the love ((I promise!!)) *MUAH*

Why I Fired My Secretary:
Emailed to me. I thought it was priceless. Last Week Was My Birthday and I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant and Say, "Happy Birthday!" And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy Birthday." I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came Into Breakfast and Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For the Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low and Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I worked until one o'clock and Then Jane Knocked on My Door and Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, and It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing Iʼve e Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Di

Abortion
It's cramped in here and I can't see... I think mommy loves me; because she wants to set me free.. Abortion. It scares me to think where the world would be...if this didn't exist. Now, don't get me wrong, I do think that killing an unborn child is wrong, but there are factors that we all must consider.. Most countries that don't practice abortions are suffering from rampant over-population, as well as disease and starvation. Poor living conditions, unsteady economy, just generally horrible well-being for the people. It's hard to get good food, and even harder to support 5 to 7 kids, on average. On the flip-side.. Abortions...as they stand, are so morally wrong, it's shocking that some people can do it without a second thought. Imagine going out, having sex with everyone you could find. Imagine not using protection. Imagine not worrying about all of the possible diseases you could possibly contract. Imagine finding that easy girl... Imagine having sex with her

My Birthday Plans..... Anyone That Wants To Come & Join In The Spanking, Let Me Know!!
OK EVERYONE, HERE'S THE PLANS FOR MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION ........ I KNOW IN THE PAST WE HAVE TAKEN 3 & 4 & 5 DAY ROAD TRIPS TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY ..... THIS YEAR I AM ONLY ASKING FOR MY FRIENDS TO COME ON OUT TO INDUSTRY NIGHTCLUB (OPEN 9PM-5AM .....THAT'S RIGHT, 5 AM!!!) WITH THE SPYROOM SATURDAY CREW READY TO LIGHT YOU UP!! COMPLIMENTS OF DJ SHAWN JACKSON, DJ DIABLO, & DJ JOEY MUNSON, I PROMISE THIS WILL BE A FUCKIN KICKASS BIRTHDAY TO REMEMBER, ALTHOUGH THERE WERE ALOT OF BIRTHDAYS THAT WE DON'T REMEMBER.... SO, COME OUT AND JOIN US, AND REMEMBER THE ONLY 2 THINGS THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE B-DAY GIFTS ARE SHOTS & SPANKINGS.... LOTS & LOTS OF SPANKINGS FROM ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE!! *~*~*~*~*~*BTW ...... WE ARE GONNA HOLD THE SPANKINGS TIL AFTER HOURS, THAT WAY I'M SURE TO BE FEELING NO PAIN & I WANT TO MAKE SURE ALL MY FRIENDS MAKE IT IN TIME, I KNOW JEREMIAH AARON & AMBER WILL BE COMING OUT AFTER HOURS, AS WELL AS CHUCK & DANNY. OK ....... LUV, PEACE & AXLE GREASE, *~*JENNA*~* (TH

If U Firm This Up....
One morning while making breakfast, an Irishman walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose. "While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother"

Complete Coverage
Two Irishmen are in a doctor's office. Each of them are there to get a vasectomy... the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverage.

Song
I first heard this song while i was on my way home from the hospital i had spent to long fightting weeks in ICU fightting for my life. I am a survivor of a Basilar Tip Aneurysm My Late Grandfather who pasted away some years ago was my Angel that saturday evening. And my Parents Who came to my call with no questions asked that day. To the Ems crew and the staff the flew me to another hospital thanks. and to all the surgerns and nurses and family who was by my side thanks. This man tells it all from beginning to the end. Everyword is true. and the places he talks about I have been there and the decisons were hard to make. Thanks Family for makeing the right ones and for the Treatments that were given me in those 24 hours Thanks each and every one Live Like You Were Dying Video - Tim McGraw lyricsTim McGraw Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts

4 Da Ladiezzzzz Show This Honey Some Love In Contest Please
ladiezzzzzz come show this bald hotty that looks like a bad ass that is a sweetheart and show him some love pleease posted in bulletin but doubt the men wld repost for u ladiezzz to peek at : )~~ to the men lmao j/k here is his direct link click on pic *wink*

10 Things Not To Say To Ure New G/f's Folks
1. My parole officer thinks Tara has a calming effect on me. 2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? 3. Which one of you taught Tara to give such great head? 4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion. 7. Tara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Tara's will be okay too. 10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

..oh Sweet Pain..
Why does a rose always symbolize true love and romance...when a rose always dies? They also say...true love never dies. But in all reality how can you explain something that doesn't exist. No one can say there is true or pure love. Love is a powerful and meaningful word with absolutely no meaning. What love would mean to one person can mean a completely different thing to another. When you think you are truely happy in life...something always comes back and fucks you in the ass. No one is ever happy with their lives. There is always something more they wish they could have. This world is full of players and users and lord knows I've had mine. Don't be with someone you can live with, be with someone you can't live without. Why is it so hard to just say I love you, to someone and actually mean it? 90f people in America say I love you but don't mean it, only 10 an say I love you and actually mean it. Rarely will you ever find someone that will actually mean it. I am stating that little fa

Thing Were Tougher Back When...
There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got €20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 pence!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

Get Ready To Die Pinkies
I'm fucking pissed off. Last week, the temp agency bounced my paycheck. The bank took this opportunity to charge me for it. Then a couple of overdraft charges on top of that, because the money I thought I had, and which was supposed to be there, fucking left when the check bounced. So I got hit with like almost $70 bux in fines for all of this, and you'd better believe I'm gonna make them pay for all of it and then some. I missed the bus trying to get both of my checks at work, I have to get two checks because my base pay is sent to the temp agency before I can get my cut of it. So it's raining this cold shit that should be snow but it's fucking globally too fucking warm for anything other than the cold shower of rain. So I'm fucking soaked and I get to the bank and it's fucking closed like I"m two minutes late and they can't hook a brother up. So I stand in the drive-thru and make my deposit and bitch at the lady in the booth until she gives me the paperwork I'm gonna

Doggie Style
Two buddies were sharing drinks in Murphy's bar while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."

Change
Every time you come to the decision of making a change you always get caught up in the decision of whether or not it may be a good one…well I have observed through my decision making that I have never been known to pay too much attention to the fine details of the change/decision making process … never giving to much time or thought at all. I always seem to just go at it at 100% and in the end, I end up failing. I could not in one breathe begin to count the many failures I have suffered through this untrained train of thought , this uncontrolled obsession I have with making constant change too myself .. I have hurt many this way and in the long run have ruined myself but I am so eager to please so easy to satisfy those around me at no cost I have been called an asshole for it I have lost friendships and in the end may have possibly ruined the best thing that has ever happened in my life, quite possibly ruined possible others… not too many can understand my way of thinking, my ways of m

The 11th Day The 11th Hour And The 11th Month (repost)
THIS IS A DAY THAT WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER. IF IT WAS NOT FOR OUR FITING MEN AND WOMEN WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS GREAT SITE TO COME TO. SO GIVE OUR FITTING MEN AND WOMEN THE THE PRAISE THAT THEY DESREVE. TAKE 11 SECONDS OR EVEN 11 MINUTS OUT OF YOUR LIFE TO GIVE PRAISE TO THEM AND PRAYERS FOR THE ONES WHO ARE NO LONGER WITH US. REMEMBER THEY GOT US THE FREEDOM THAT WE NOW TAKE FOR GRANIT.

One Peice Of My Writings.
Untitled Depression corupts my soul. Englufing me. Going on forever. Ending? Never. Its like I'm on display. For people to stare at. Their entertainment. Forever banished. To my little glass box. This is a little something I wrote when I woke up this morning...I have open notebooks everywhere in my house...You never know when you'll get inspired or when you get past writers block and you have to write it down before you lose it. I wrote this in my bathroom closet notebook...So, tell me...Did you like it? If you didn't its ok. You can tell me. Its just something I jotted down this morning...I'll post some of my better writings tomarrow.

Wonderer
The darkness falls as I close my eyes but nothing dances upon the eyelids as once before Colors and beautiful images were once seen but all were brought to an end with my sacrifice. Weight upon my shoulders is heavy and should not be lifted by only one man I have made the mistakes and this is my hell. I will pay for the sorrow and loss for which I have brought. I will walk this life tagged as one who should have and never did. A wonderer of love and passion. A pusher of pain and conflict. A believer in romantic affiliation. Walk this earth for centuries I will. My eyes glued open. My heart at the peak. My soul as lonely as one who has just lost. Searching for that something, That nothing, That everything. Shaun AJ McLean

The Twist
It's the Spring of 1957 and Paddy goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Ciara's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool," says Paddy. Ciara's father asks Paddy what they're planning to do. Paddy replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Ciara's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Paddy, so he asks Ciara's dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Ciara's father, "Ciara really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Paddy's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Ciara comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Paddy escorts his date out the

Immigrants
Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published but with your help it will get published via cyberspace! New Immigrants From: "David LaBonte" My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Dave LaBonte (signed) Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register: Dear Editor: So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island

Lack Of Sex Lol
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

My Angel
The moment I knew I love youI knew you were heaven sentI dreamed of you my angelBefore we ever metSoon after the starttrue love with you i'd found in my heartyou're sweet and kindand my love for you will last a lifetimeI dream of your smileand it takes my breath awayI want youI need youmore than I could ever sayAll my prayers were answeredwhen into my life you came to menow I love you so muchand now your my everythingWhen I look at the moonthe starsthe sunriseand see all of its graceyour still more beautiful to meand you always put a smile on my faceTogether we areyour always here with mei'd travel no matter how far your the one I loveand the only one for me Dedicated to my angel my saviour my love. He knows who he is.

Penis Problem
Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log. "Leprechaun, will you marry me?" The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Zappo! --

Poems I Have Written
bored so now I'm posting most of my poems. enjoy. xoxo IgnoreIgnore my feelingsmy painmy wordsmy heartmy lovedon't pay any attention to mejust let me bejust ignore meHurtPlease Don't hurt meI can't take the painI'm about to go insanelove is a powerful word...with absolutely no meaningit feels like i've been buried aliveit seems to get worse with timenothing ever gets betterthe tears I cry seem to get more wettermore bloodshotmore my heart seems to breakit just seems to hurt more with every breath I takejust hurts everytime I breatheI think it would be better to just leaveleave all this pain and broken hearts behind methe misery will just always come back to haunt meI wish life was as happy as my non-reality world would beI'm not sure how much more hurt I can be For YouKiss me softlyKiss me longinglyhold me in your armsprotect me from all harmhold me tightlove me tonightTonight I am yoursI will love you forever and right now50,000 tears I criedjust from not being by your sideWhy mus

Girls Machiavelian
You Are The Opposite of Machiavellian You don't have a cynical, power hungry bone in your body. Honest and kind, you believe being a good person is the most important thing. While your upstanding morals should be admired, be careful! You're at risk for being manipulated and toyed with. How Machiavellian Are You?

Purse Hygiene
This was sent to me by a friend. I never gave it a thought. Who'd a thunk? Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public rest room floors - that go directly to their dining tables? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on... Mom got so upset when a guest came in the door and plopped their purses down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN. Smart Momma!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public rest rooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without

Fridays
well its friday night and im half drunk on vodka again lmao sat in front of my computer talkin to myself lmao.waitin for a person that isnt around to maybe come online lol .why do we do it there has got to be more to life than this lol.loves ya all

The Hotel Lounge
An Irish man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Machiavilian
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

Guys
I just don't get why guys drink. My husband drink and i don't like it but there is nothing can do about. anyways he has been drinking all day. and he took two goody powered and just as soon as he took them he threw up all over himself. I just sat there and laugh my ass off b.c i ain't cleaning it up. he did and he is going to clean it up. I just thought it was damn funny.

100 Redneck Jokes
100 REDNECK JOKES - TOO FUNNY YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF................ 1. YOU WEAR A DRESS THAT'S STRAPLESS WITH A BRA THAT ISN'T. 2. YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE KKK AND CAN'T SPELL IT. 3. FARTING IN THE BATHTUB IS CONSIDERED A BUBBLE BATH. 4. YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT. 5. YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T TAKE THE MARLBORO FROM BETWEEN HER LIPS WHILE CUSSING OUT THE HIGHWAY PATROL. 6. YOUR PORCH COLLAPSES AND KILLS MORE THAN 3 DOGS. 7. THE JACK-O-LANTERN ON YOUR FRONT PORCH HAS MORE TEETH THAN YOU. 8. THE BIGGEST CITY YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO WAS WAL-MART. 9. IT TAKES 32 RELATIVES IN YOUR LIVING ROOM TO MAKE A FULL SET OF TEETH. 10. YOU ARE ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR TOOTH. 11. YOU LET YOUR 12 YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SMOKE POT INFRONT OF HER KID. 12. YOU SAW A SIGN THAT SAYS, "NO TO CRACK" AND IT REMINDED YOU TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. 13. YOU TAKE YOUR PROM DATE TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE. 14. THE BLUEBOOK VALUE OF YOUR TRUCK CHANGES WITH THE AMOUNT OF GAS YOU

Girlfriend As Weather.
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

The Sponge
One day a little Cork boy walked in on his mother in the shower. The boy pointed to his mother's pussy and said "What’s that mommy?". The mother not wanting to explain the facts of life to the boy said "that’s my sponge" the boy satisfied with the answer went out. A few days later the boy again walked in on his mother in the shower. The night before the mother had shaved completely. The boy noticing the difference asked the mother "where is your sponge?". The mother said she lost it and the boy satisfied went outside again.. All of a sudden the boy ran back in. "Mommy, mommy I found your sponge!I was looking in Mrs. Murphy’s back window and I saw Mrs. Murphy washing daddy's face with it!"

Hi My Name's Missy & I'll Be Your Server...
Ok, I feel like I've been saying this enough that it has been permenatley etched into my vocabulary every time I open my mouth to talk to someone... But now that I've gotten that little tidbit of information out of the way...How has everyone in Cherry land been? I haven't actually been on here in a while...Seems like work consumes most of my every waking moment. I feel like I have no time to spend with my husband or our daughter. And I got off early tonight to get home only to find that they had lef tto go visit grandparents. But thats ok. Its his day off and they need a Daddy & Daughter day. *Sigh* I love those two more with every breath I take, I swear. This will probably be another rambling entry, but I'm bored...SO DEAL WITH IT! *Smiles* You know its actually good to be so damn sugary sweet all the time at work, makes me slip into the sugary sweet thing every where, tempers not nearly as bad as it could be. *Smiles again* But, sometimes I just want to scream, I mean with all my sch

This Is True
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE! thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So..........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons,

What Kind Of Weather I Am
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

I Survived.... Barely
Well, I survived my day of working at the harley shop today....I had today off - paid - from my normal job, so I worked at the shop......so I got double paid for today... but I am paying the price... lol... my back and feet are killing me... not used to working on my feet all day... and I'm working again tomorrow and it will be packed tomorrow..... at least the day will go by quick tomorrow!! Can't turn down that cash money.. LMAO...

The Gentlemens Club
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

*******naughty Santa Bash!!!!!!!!****************
THIS EVENT IS BEING HOSTED BE YOUR*WETT*DREAM.......... WE ARE EVERY MANS DREAM AND WHAT EVERY WOMAN DREAMS TO BE FOR THREE DAYS ME AND MY DANCERS ARE HOSTING/CATERING THE NAUGHTY SANTA PARTY. SO IF YOUR LOOKING TO SPANK, LICK AND UNDRESS FOR THE HOLIDAYS CONTACT ME AT MKENNERLY13@YAHOO FOR INFO ON HOW TO BOOK A PARTY!!! TICKETS ARE BEING SOLD ON DECEMBER 1ST...........

Passion Is....
Your Passion is Purple Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex. You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick. Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair. For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure. What Color Is Your Passion?

My Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama. Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time... But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you. You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Ecclesiastes...
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.Ecclesiastes (ch. III, v. 1-8)

My Girl's Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Warning
District Judge Ron Svaty sent this: please let your family and friend know about this: VERY IMPORTANT WARNING Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful." If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of

Yo Mamma..
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife. Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her. Your momma's so fat she makes free willy

Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him and said, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the

My Girl's Power Color
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

Blonde - Airheads
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails? A: To hide the valve stem! Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears) Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? A: Air Pockets

Lost
lost in your eyes i sleep another day minutes pass by with love streaming from every part of my soul having met you u set my soul free free from pain free from wrongdoing i only hope our love is a love that will last forgive me forever i would be lost without u in my life love me like i love you always forever lost

Blonde - Work
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work? A: In case she had to draw blood! There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!" Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Blonde - Terminology
Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coat hook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Prot

My Power Color
Your Power Color Is Teal At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and accepted. Your Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?" What's Your Power Color?

Blonde - Spelling
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell BWM. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A1: Because they can spell it. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Bill Gates Message
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If

Now Playing On My Profile - Bon Jovi - Lay Your Hands On Me
Now Playing on my profile- Bon Jovi - Lay Your Hands On Me Okay, time to lighten it up a bit. This dedication goes out to anyone that remembers the 80's or can get with the spirit of it. Some may have called them posers. Who cares? If you've ever been to a Bon Jovi show, you know what I'm talkin' about. Excitement in the air...a wild crowd...five girls to every guy. (4 out of 5 guys didn't know what the hell they were missin, lol) So let's get the party started and get down. If you don't know where to start, take a cue from John, Richie and the boys and... LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME Don't be shy now. If you're down with it, post a comment, send me a message or gimme a shout. ;) Rock on!

Blonde - No Brains...
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan. Q: Why did the blonde have square tits? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience! Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How do you get a blon

My Girlfriend's Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Blonde - Sex/pregnancy
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?" "He was on top ", she replied. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?"..... Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A

Dont Let It Die....
this is a poem , that I have really liked, there just lots to be said ... I am over why I choose it.. Don't let it die by Nonna Not this way,don't choose that easy way Don't say we won't be together oneday Fight for me as much as you can Think again before deciding not to be my man Remember everything we used to say About being together each and everyday Not now,don't give up now Stop this pain i feel,you know well how I don't wanna lose you so plz don't go You are the one for me and i realy love you so It hurts me alot that we are far apart But love can still live deep inside our heart I don't care where you are I feel you are around even you are too far Don't let our love die Don't say it was a lie Don't say i'm not happy,don't say i don't care Don't say you have to go cause that won't be fair Our relation will continue growing and it will never end You will always be my love,my life and my best friend Listen to me carfully and unde

Slut Survey
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Today's Drink
I used to be an amateur drink master, coming up with "official" drinks for varying events. I'm going to be posting some of the best here over time, so people can try them out. Today's Drink was called "Purple Jesus". It received it's name from the color, and the result. :) First, in a LARGE container *By large, I mean like those 5 gallon drink dispensers - Do NOT use Metal!) add equal parts of: White rum Vodka Gin White Tequila Everclear Purple Grape Juice. (Not punch, actual juice) To this mixture, add @ 40 oz of Maraschino Cherries, juice and all. Taste the mixture, and then add and mix in Sugar until mixture is sweet. *The next step is critical!* Allow mixture to sit 3 days covered in a dark, cool place. This will allow the Sugars to produce more alcohol, increasing the Proof. it also allows the Cherries at the bottom to soak up as much alcohol as possible. After the 3 days, serve chilled. After the liquid is gone, save cherries for use in cooking - Or e

Lookin
So I'm still looking for a g/f. I was on friendly terms with my ex g/f till for what seemed like no reason at all. She wants to instigate a confrontation tween me and a ex b/f that she's hanging out with. I don't care, but I don't need a confrontation. Her reason that was insinuated is that I pick on her. Anyways she was saying that she wasn't going to go to chris's game anymore without this guy mike. The reason why is because this guy will stop me from picking on her. Fuck, I wasn't picking on her. Chris knows this and he commended me on my behaviour when I come over. I'm a good guest, and I was happy to see her there and enjoyed very much being able to continue to be her friend. But then she got all jealous and vindictive. I hadn't spoken to her or seen her for a while. Had been busy and the seperation from her was still a little tender. But it was finaly over for good, and I didn't want to get into any old habbits. And I feel she wanted to punish me for it by being juv

Poem
Your secrets you can testify lay your head down on my chest for you to cry our relationship intensifies grows wings and start to fly a new beginning starts the first page of new lovers your love has me drunk like midnight clubbers keep you warm and secure like bed covers your so unique with your attractive physique hold your hand in marriage so I can practice what I preach I want our bodies to be stuck like a leach your love flow from the love below juices sweeter than a Georgia peach my slurred speech still make me nervous when I enter the chamber of secrets the first time I still remember it was at the end of October or the beginning of November you melted my heart like it was being simmered our night class where candle lights flash we worked out like Richard Simmons this relationship was earned and not given to the past I can say good riddens all the dirt I did is no longer hidden

Another Song For Ya Chamillionaire - Ridin
They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a nooche, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack

Which One Are You? Lmao So Me
?Are You A Blonde Or A Brunette??Chicks ONLY Your a preppy blonde.Your funny and dumb.Your fave activities:Bashing into walls,shopping, and having blonde moments.Fave Saying:Blue eyed,blonde hair babe.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Faith (cont.)
Not too long ago i confessed losing all faith what so ever. Well i was wrong. The dictionary defines faith as the belief in that which you can not see but know will come to terms. Two people very close to me have caused me to re-think what i said. I pray everyday now for their well being. That the two of them find peace and happiness in their lives. I pray my ancestors watch over them as if they were me. Because they are a part of me. I pray that god no matter by what name he is called, shelters you two from the evils in this world and protects you with all his power. No one in this world deserves peace and happiness more. To Pulelehua and keiki ho'ohaehae pea, (butterfly) (baby bear) -Lee

Animal I Have Become- Lyrics
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Animal I Have Become" I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell (This anim

Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 3 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us . You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck

Pain Lyrics
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing

Halloween Shop Of Whores
Halloween Shop of Whores by LustQueen © Wayne and Carol took their three year old son, Jake, out on his first ever Trick or Treating adventure. It was agreed that they would basically stay within the neighborhood of their edge of the city community. During this adventure, the couple encountered a house that was most unusual. It was an old 19th century Victorian style mansion that had the owners really go all out in the Halloween theme. So much so that little Jake was too frightened to approach the house in his search for candy. This suited Carol just fine as she observed that the woman at the door giving out candy to other children was wearing a French Maid's uniform that showed quite a bit of her unnaturally large cleavage. Wayne on the other hand, found something twitch in his pants. The tits on that buxom redhead got his mind and pulse racing. In fear of getting an earful from his wife, Wayne pretended not to notice. Thank God he was wearing a trenchcoat, so covering u

Type Of Love Pt 2
Type of Love PT 2 I want that type of love That you dominate my day I want to give you everything and hope that you will stay I can focus on my job and things that come my way Wishing that I could see you at the end of work each day Sometimes I find myself speechless, I don't know just what to say Your thoughts are my thoughts, Your dreams are my dreams We are together mentally it seems We knew it from the start, When we first met heart to heart, Mind to mind, heartbreak to heartbreak, Our tears flowed from the same river That was the wonderful start, you gave me your heart and I gave you mine, We will be together in due time then we will find out how strong we are together, how right we are for each other, but only time will tell, if we have more to pull from the well. Picture me standing outside your door Not stalking you But just wondering you Wondering how you smell, Wondering how you feel, Wondering what's inside your mind, Always

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Halloween Suprise
Halloween Suprise by The_story_writer2003 © We had all met at university for the big Halloween party, however after an hour it became obvious it wasn't going to be as big a party as we hoped. There were enough people there but it just wasn't a good atmosphere. We all kept drinking the special Halloween shots and soon we were quite drunk. On our table we had Dracula (me), 2 witches (Claire & Laura), a scream style serial killer (Tom), a zombie (Greg) and a ghost (Phil). We soon got very bored and decided to head back to my place, had TV, and vast quantities of Alcohol. We got back to my place and all flopped onto the chairs and sofa. As we sat there laughing about how lame the party had been the girls stuck one of the music channels on, something R&B with women dancing with very little clothing. Maybe I should describe the girls; Laura is 5ft4, long brown hair, smallish breasts but a nice slim figure, Claire is slightly more curvy and a fantastic pair on her chest. It makes your

Halloween With Sinnndy - Part 1
Halloween With Sinnndy by sinnndy © It's been a while since I have found the time to write a story, so here is a small recap of what is happening in my life right now. I am 20, Billy and I are engaged to be married next Labor Day weekend and my girlfriend Jodi will probably marry Billy's brother Josh. Jodi and I still spend a lot of quality time in and out of the bedroom with each other. Josh started working for Billy a couple of months ago and is still learning the business. Both of them go out of town almost each week leaving Jodi and myself behind to fend for ourselves, so we do what comes naturally to both of us, we fool around and hang out together. My kinky sex life has slowed down quite a bit since I became engaged, not for the fact that I am engaged, but I think it was just a progression of where I am headed in life. There was no way I could keep up the pace that I was at, and I lost another online Master. Our club on MSN started taking too much time from his life, so

Halloween With Sinnndy - Part 2
Halloween With Sinnndy by sinnndy © Billy announced to Peter that he had the most obedient and talented slut around, and also told Peter that he was about to show him just what a good little whore I was. He commanded me to go to Peter and to suck him off. I had never been with Peter sexually before, he was a good looking guy in his mid 30's, 5-10 and pretty solid, with long shoulder length brown hair and a nice juicy 8" cock which I took straight down my throat, staying there for about a minute as I worked my throat on his cock. The people that had stuck around were in awe. I then slowly pulled him out of my throat and mouth, and then started licking his cock like an ice cream cone. Peter already knew that I was a better cocksucker than Tanya, and I think Tanya could see that I was too. It was nice not being rushed, to be able to tease and really give his cock a nice working over. I would suck him hard and bring him close to climax, and then back off, sucking on his balls, at

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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener." Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen? A: FarFromThinking Submitted by: Michael Sharp Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past anot

A Halloween Party
A Halloween Party by Tipson © Chapter 1 The sun had just risen. It shone on the leaves, it made prisms through water drops, and filtering in through the blinds it awoke Mario from his sleep. After having a nice long lazy stretch he got up and went to the bathroom to take care of the morning business. Then he went down to the kitchen to have breakfast. He was already regretting awakening. After a long night of drinking his body had reacted adversely, his mouth had that I-drank-too-much-flavor, but, thank goodness, not with a hangover. He never got those, but had a strong desire to sleep but unable to because of job responsibilities. It was Halloween and he was looking to a very long day; meeting with all sorts of parents, and kids that just would not stay still, and cry at the mention of the word no. Also, all these people walking around asking questions and expecting quick answer that he almost decided to not go in at all. But money is necessary for one's living. What he

This Man Is A Total Tool.
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The Halloween Costume Party
The Halloween Costume Party by beatcha2it © I guess first you should know that I consider the "Sensuous Woman", a book written some time ago, a Bible of sorts for sensual women like myself. I found the book in a dime store a while ago. After having read it and lived it I feel so self-assured about my sexuality that I can look at a man and know he sees in my eyes exactly what he wants. One chapter that has always made me moist is the chapter about party sex, just reading the chapter is enough to make me reach for my dildo! That chapter of the book details one of my greatest fantasies. My vibrator starts buzzing around my clit at the part when it states "be prepared for the fact that you'll be expected to walk around nude." Then, I'm shoving my dildo in and out of my cunt at full strength when it gets to the part that reads "and also expect that anyone and everyone at the party could walk in on you at anytime. Yes, as you guessed I couldn't sit through "Eyes Wide Shut" without ru

The Halloween Party By Goblinbox ©
The Halloween Party by goblinbox © There are times in one's life when the lines between fantasy and reality get blurred. Your imagination can ask you questions the your rationale cannot answer. The wonder of it all becomes your guide into life's mysterious wilderness...and yet somehow the most simplest of things can seem so unreal, as if the mundane no longer exists, or at least, not be acknowledged. That's when you know that a new chapter will begin in your life, and then after the first page of the rest of your life is written, all the previous pages become an archive to the illusion of your past...and that is where I begin. My lover, Vanessa, and I had received an invitation to a Halloween party. It was the usual costume type affair that we get invited to each year; for which allows us to use our creativity and culture awareness to create the most clever of costumes. We usually do a couples-type arrangement: like a Bonnie and Clyde in our earlier giddy-like years, to somethi

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Halloween Moon - Part 1
Halloween Moon by Brandy Chase © Regina and I have several classes together at the local college. She has been trying to get me to go different places with her for a long time. I like her well enough, I mean heck, I think I'm actually in love with her. I get this silly mushy feeling every time I get around her. She's about as pretty and sexy as they come. She's a tall girl with long slender legs, a slim waist, and enough boobs to choke an alligator. I feel a deep burning desire to touch those breasts every time I see her. They're perfectly shaped globes of sexuality. I don't know; they may be loaded with plastic, but I'd damn sure like to find out for myself. But something about her scares me. Well, it's not really her that scares me so much; it's her friends and their beliefs. They're witches, Wiccas. I'm a Christian. Even though I'm wild about Reggie, that's what everybody calls her, our friends and families would not mesh. If my family even suspected how I felt about Regg

Wishes
I wished for a good woman I got a woman good at ignoring me I wished for a loving woman I got a woman who loved only her priorities I wished for a dedicated woman I got a woman who ignored me to finish her work I wished for a passionate woman I got a woman passionate with her job and not me Then I stopped wishing and started looking to move on. Only to find out there are more like her out there. I wished for a good woman I got a woman good at deceiving me I wished for a loving woman I got a woman loving my money I wished for a dedicated woman I got a woman dedicated to my checking account I wished for a passionate woman I got a woman passionate with her climaxes only Then I stopped wishing and looking and built a wall up I hid behind things that were no longer there. Or maybe never ever were there to begin with. I made an excuse so fast; I could have imagined it had been there from day one. I sexed without emotion to hide my pain. I smiled all day to co

Work...
So I was at work today..and I was ringing a regular cash register..normally I do the customer service counter..but there were three people up there working, and they didnt really need me. So I offered to ring a regular cash register. I was waiting for this lady to come to the counter, when I heard.."omg the demons are going to get her, that eyebrow ring is Eeeeeevil"...mind you this was an older lady..anyways..she got up to my counter...and she said that Satan was coming to take me away soon, and that the evil spirits were going to get me...I almost died laughing. Well..Somehow I overcharged her 5 dollar, and she came back to my register, and said to me..I told you the evil spirits made you do that..thats evil..girls shouldnt do that, Take it out...Now...she had to go to the customer service desk to get her money back, and Linda the girl that was there and took care of this lady..has more piercings than I do..She's got her eyebrow, her tongue the one under her lip..on the chin? and I

Halloween Moon - Part 2
We quickly downed our milk and walked out the backdoor toward Tonya's lovely garden. Reggie's arm was tight around my waist. Funny, I had lived down the road from Tonya for several years and had never realized she had such a beautiful piece of property behind her house. All I had ever noticed was the high privacy fence around her back yard. # "I'll bet it's really pretty out here in the summertime when everything's in bloom," I said, walking with our arms around each other's waist. Reggie is three inches shorter than I am, making her the prefect height to rest her head against my shoulder as we strolled along. "Yeah, it is. But Tonya really enjoys her garden and keeps something going out here just about all year round. It's always lovely and the place has such a comforting effect to it. I spend quite a bit of time out here myself," she explained, pointing out several beautiful plants arranged around the Wicca altar we stood before. "I wouldn't mind spending some time out here

Halloween - Two Wizards
Halloween - Two Wizards by TonyDowse © TWO WIZARDS The place was a whirling cacophonous jostle of laughing, shouting, some impatiently crying, children - each one hell-bent on obtaining their choice, that is until they saw some other child's undoubtedly even better one. It was my first taste of the pre-Halloween hell of hiring a child's costume - but then in the year since the divorce I had had many such new experiences. Josh, my eight year old son, had been planning for weeks to go as his absolutely favourite character - 'Spiderman' - that was until his teacher had come up with her own plan. Recognising the realities of 21st century life, in which not all 'families' were nuclear, she had proposed, very generously I thought, to organise an evening that all the children could be involved in - including those whose parent/s or carer/s might actually be working. She had co-opted those adults who were able to help out and organised the class into several groups, so the occ

Halloween Affair
Halloween Affair by Boobert © The candles were lit, the computer in the upstairs bedroom was loaded with the special directions program, the 3 cool mist humidifiers were full and in position, dinner was warming in the oven, a Strangers in the Night record sat on the turntable, fresh batteries has been placed in the vibrator, the gate at the side of the house was slightly ajar, and as the clock chimed 10, it was time to stoke the fire in the living room. Soon she would be there... Outside a bowl held a variety of candies and chocolates, eerie music drifted over the front garden that was sporting a pair of dangling skeletons, and many planters full of dead geraniums, recently frozen by an unexpected deep freeze. Some children braved the long walk to the porch, others pondered, but fled into the night... I used to like trick or treating, but tonight, I wanted to treat her like her husband never did. We had become lovers by accident, but neither one of us ever wanted it to stop.

I Fell Down The Stairs Today
Today is a horrible day. I got my fucking rag, I feel like shit, I'm not in a good mood, and I fell down the stairs. Too bad I didn't snap my fucking neck. Today is a day I wish I didn't exist.... Jenner

Halloween Angel
Halloween Angel by hroy2 © For Shelley... It was a brisk October night. The cool autumn air rustled though the trees, sending cascades of red, yellow and orange leaves to the ground. It was a perfect night for Halloween. Ghouls and goblins crowded the streets on their annual hunt for tricks and treats. Shelly added the finishing touches to her costume. She was going to a friends costume party, dressed as an angel. She did not look like your typical angel however. She had on a very short, sheer white dress adorned with fluffy white feathers and a halo sitting on a bed of shoulder length golden hair. She had a pretty face which was dusted with silver glitter. Her wings were made from real feathers and were attached to the back of her dress. She was a tall girl, around 5'8"and had worked hard to keep her youthful figure. She had on white thigh high stockings and white pumps that accented the length and curves of her long slender legs. It was not at all what you would expect a c

Halloween At St. Etienne
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Halloween Birthday Treat
Halloween Birthday Treat by lilymay © David Spencer had hidden his ancestry well. No one in the states knew that he was a direct descendant of the infamous Dr. Frankenstein, who created the creature that wrought fear in the people of the tiny village in Transylvania. And resulted in the tragic deaths of the scientist, his assistant, and the creature. No one knew that Frankenstein's fiancee had left the country already pregnant with his child. But because of the scandal of his hideous creature, Frankenstein's bride-to-be fled to America to hide and start a new life. It was there that she met another scientist fell in love. He treated her like a princess, and the baby she bore, he adopted. Thus the name Frankenstein was removed from the family, until the children were told of their true heritage, when they reached adulthood. It was 5 years ago, today, October 31st, that David's grandmother told him of his true heritage. Ironic, David thought, that I am a scientist, too. Not only

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Halloween Dare Ch. 01
Halloween Dare Ch. 01 by n2anal78 © Those magic words had been uttered. "Dave, I dare you." Eric said and now I could not back down. That was three days ago, it was easy to be brave three days before Halloween, but now that the day was here, and more importantly the night was here it seemed like one of the stupider things I had ever done. Three days ago I had been talking about the Deforest house at the farthest end of town at the top of the hill. The Deforest house was reputed to be haunted. It sat right on the border of my humdrum town Shady Water and the next Galstonberry. It was said that the father had gone into a rage when his daughter had brought home a boy from school that she had claimed to fall in love with. In his madness he killed the boy with a shotgun and then he raped and murdered his only daughter before taking his own life. That was the legend, and it had been told and re-told by all of us in high school. It was a popular senior dare to go up to

Poetry
Gosh, it's really sort of sad you skip the good and melt with bad. "Yes!" you shout, "I want a thrill," "and danger offers such a chill. "An edge of fear is what I seek "not the good, and not the meek." (But -- does your hidden heart agree that in the dark, a soul can see?)

Dedication To Cody Warren
Tonight is the last football game for Gordon Central. The football players and the Blue Wave Marching Band are dedicating their performance tonight for our fallen, but brave, soldier. Please join me in saying a special prayer for all our BRAVE soldiers out there. Dear Lord, Please guide and protect our Troops from all harm. Please bring them home safely as they serve our Country and Fight for our freedom. Amen NOw please join me in a special thanks to our Soldiers out there in this NASTY war. Dear Brave Soldier, I am saying a prayer for you to be protected and come home safely. I want to thank you for all that you have done and are doing for us out there. Thank you for our Freedom and our Protection. RedMEx Shelia G.

Halloween Dare Ch. 02
Halloween Dare Ch. 02 by n2anal78 © How the bitch had won I had no idea, the stupid contest had been in the bag! Keri is such a bitch; I know she fucking cheated some how. The contest had been a cheer off, and not only did it get Keri captainship of the cheer squad of Galstonberry but to make things interesting they had spiced up the competition. The loser had to go up to the haunted house at the edge of Galstonberry and Shady Water and spend the night, not just any night but Halloween, the anniversary of the night of the grisly murders over a hundred years ago. The story was that the father had lost his wife years before in some accident and to relieve himself of sexual tension he would rape and beat his daughter. Then one Halloween night when he came to her, she killed him and then committed suicide. That was the story I had always heard at school, the thing was that the story continued that the ghost of the father would rape any girl who entered the house, and when

Judged
I'm getting really sick of being judged. Yes, I had a babe; yes i'm a single mom; yes i'm staying with my parents right now. No the dad was not a one-night-stand. No me and the dad are not together. Yes My daughter is my life. Don't judge me for the things I have done and the choices I have made. I don't regret them and there is no reason why you should feel you have any say at all about it. I may bitch about the dad, but as for Chloe' all I have are good things to say. If I bitch about the dad, then I am not bitching about my baby. I am not careless, nor am I a bad mother. If you think this then you're a fucking douchebag.

Halloween Dare Ch. 03
Halloween Dare Ch. 03 by n2anal78 © Dave awakens with a slight start, but his mind still feels foggy. It was still night, though the moon had moved significantly in the sky. Had it all been a dream? Had it even been real? Well the fact that his penis was still hanging out of his pants seemed to prove it had either been real or he had masturbated to his imagined sexual encounter. A sexual encounter with a ghost? Then he felt his leg brushed by something. His heart jumps instantly into his throat, before beginning its sprint to pound its way out of his chest. Slowly he gropes around until he finds his portable T.V.. Flipping the switched reveals that the batteries had either died, or it was broken due to the tackle of that ghost. Steeling his nerves he slowly gets up on his knees, and there laying on the floor.... A girl! Despite the eeriness of the only illumination being from the moon, which was now at a level where it could shine right into this room, this w

Pick Up Lines - Inuendos
the numbers after each line represent the times used, an times it was sucsefful "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" 2 0 Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 1 0 At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 0 0 Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! 0 0 Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? 2 0 Can I flirt with you? 1 0 Can I please be your slave tonight? 0 0 Can I see your tan lines? 0 0 Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 0 0 Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) 0 0 Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! 0 0 Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. 0 0 Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? 0 0 Do you know the essential differ

Halloween Date
Halloween Date by StormHeart © "What the hell good is practicing witchcraft if you can't even get a little love magic going in your own life?" said Ron, talking to himself in the antique hall mirror. "I'm not that bad looking...am I?" A strange, ethereal voice filled his ears. "No Ron, you're the fairest of them all!" He spun around, catching Meg before she could duck down behind the couch once more. Red-faced and no longer able to restrain her laughter, she came across the room towards him. "And how long have you been spying on me?" he said, his voice giving immediate lie to the anger he meant to feign. "I'm sorry, Ron, but that was priceless. Just for a minute, you looked like you'd found Snow White's magic mirror." "Well, it was kind of a personal moment. Hey, don't go telling everybody I talk to myself, OK?" "You got it. Sounds like you got enough problems going on right now. What happened to Jackie?" "Dumped again. We went out a couple of times, but I gue

Halloween Fun
Halloween Fun by nephewjerry © This is a true story that happened to me right after my divorce. I'm hoping she returns, but maybe that will be a story for next year. Enjoy. * * * * * Since my divorce I've encountered women everywhere that are either in a similar situation I was in, or are still in one. My situation was, that my spouse just stopped liking sex, no its not me, just one of those things that happen to some marriages. Right after my divorce I moved back to Texas, wasn't looking forward to the lonely holidays, because of being away from my kids. Halloween was the first holiday to come along, after the move and divorce, if I'd known things were going to be like this, I'd not been so down about the holidays. I moved into a neighborhood that had quite a few families in it. One I like the quietness of the streets at night, and not having to worry about loud parties at all hours of the night and day. I decorated the house moderately for Halloween, I've never been one

Halloween Hayride
Halloween Hayride by ABradleyLewis © He hadn't seen her in 20 years. They had gone to high school together and had played around a bit, but never had the right timing to get truly serious. There was always an amazing chemistry -- but despite that everpresent sizzle, somehow they managed to just drift apart, going their separate ways. Hearing about their upcoming reunion, he called just to see if she was going, and to see how life was treating her. From her holiday cards he had assumed she was content and happy without him -- which always gave him a hollow feeling inside. They chatted -- soon enough, the usual sharp banter fell over into the outright sexual teasing that had been part of their communication style from the very beginning. The chemistry was still hot -- even boiling -- at least from his point of view. As they talked over the next few weeks, he realized his feelings were as intense as ever. He had to find out if there was ever going to be a chance for them. He co

He Is Being A Jerk To Me...
he is being a jerk to me...he has a bad temper and always goes off on me and yells at me and calls me names....he never pays attention to me or spends time with me and he is hardly around...all he does is sleep,eat,sit on his computer,talk on the phone all day or leave Do you relate to the above statement? There are so many unhappy couples living together or married who wish that their relationship was a success.

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"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." - Madonna "Man shots neighbor with machete." - Miami Herald, headline "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." - Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre. "Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey, Pop Singer "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson, Singer "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." - Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. "The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

Halloween Hooker
Halloween Hooker by windwriter © The guy I've been dating briefly is going out with some buddies on Saturday, so I decided to attend a Halloween Costume party at a local bar that night. Deciding what to wear was the hard part. I have always had a sexual fantasy of dressing like a hooker, but it isn't something easily fulfilled... Halloween seems the perfect time to dress up and not raise any eyebrows. I really wanted to look the part so I bought a black latex skirt and a pair of crotchless fishnet hose. The skirt was shorter than I would normally wear, but for my costume it was perfect. I found a skimpy dark red halter-top that revealed my midriff and some gaudy hoop earrings and a necklace at the goodwill. I rented a long brunette wig from a costume store. The finishing touch came from a girlfriend who loaned me a pair of black boots. They came to just above my knee and flared slightly at the top. I spent two evenings at home walking in them, just to get used to the stiletto

Halloween Love Story
Halloween Love Story by themosnar © The morning came on as any other, dull and bleary. The fall chill had worked its way once again into the morning air. He slipped out of bed onto the chilled wood floor jumping back quickly as his feet touch the ground as cold as death. Getting up the courage to move again he slips his feet down searching this time for his slippers. Finding them he stands and goes into the bathroom. Brushing his teeth the mirror clouds over from the steamy water boiling up out of the wash basin. He wipes it away and stares at himself for a moment until he sees movement behind him. Quickly turning around he looks behind himself sure that the image in the mirror was that of a beautiful woman. In fact it was the only beautiful woman he had ever known, the very same one who had been killed three years ago this very night, by a drunken driver. Oh how he missed her so...no more now than just a shell of a man mechanically going about his day he imagined the times be

Princess Contest!!!
This contest will begin Nov.10th at 7:00pm (Central U.S. time) It will end on Nov. 12th at 12:00 NOON Sunday (Central U.S. time) This contest will be judged by NUMBER OF RATES. Comments are always welcome but the rates will be whats counted in the end. Good luck to all the lovely ladies that have already entered and I hope a few more do before it starts. :) The CT King _________________________________________________________ Here are the contest entres thus far. Please vote for all of them when the time comes. :) 29 Lovely Ladies thus far. :)

Halloween Mistake...
Halloween Mistake... by satinlvr_mwf © Our neighbor’s Halloween party last month was one that I shall never forget. The theme was dressing for a fairy tale, so my husband wore a furry wolf costume, and I wore a very provocative Red Riding Hood costume. It was made of red satin, with a full, flippy skirt that only went down to my mid-thigh, 4-inch red patent leather spike heels, and a red bodice that showed ample cleavage for my 34C breasts. I painted my nails blood red, wore red lipstick, and placed a red ribbon in my hair. To top it off, I pulled on a red satin cape, down to the hem of my skirt. My husband took one look at me and whistled. I pushed him off, for now! We got to the party and it was in full swing. We mingled with other couples, noticing the different costumes, and we even saw a few couples with the same furry wolf costumes as my husband! We snacked a little, had a few drinks and danced a few numbers. My husband then excused himself to use the restroom, and I deci

I Miss Them...
I really miss my best friends... one of them is goin through a really hard time right now... the other just moved to Alaska... I'm kinda stuck here in the middle... I love them both very much... and nothing will ever change that... I wish I could be with them right now... I really do... I wish I didnt live so far from both of them... I feel so helpless to help them now... I feel like its my job to be there for my friends... but I cant be there for them if they arent here... its hard!!! why must life be so damn complicated?!?!

Halloween Night
Halloween Night by lickablenipsddd © It was dark, and eerie night. The wind was blowing in heavy gusts. In the distance you could hear thunder rolling over the hills. The moon had a blue haze over it, but the sky was black, and looked like it was getting ready to open and pour rain every where. She has been driving a long time, and she was getting tried, hungry, and in need of a bath. For the last hour the car has been acting funny, and now the last few miles the car started spitting, and sputtering. She looked out the window, hoping to see a house with lights on. Just as she thought she spotted one in the distance the car dead. She let it roll till it stop. She pushed open the door, and step out. The wind was whipping her hair into her face, as she pushed it out of her face, and looked around. She saw a dim light threw the trees. Thinking there must be a driveway up the road a little bit. Grabbing her overnight bag, and purse she set off down the road to find it. It was

How Long Would You Last In A Horror Movie?
How long would u last in a horror flick?OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! CONGRADULATIONS!! u got the highest ranking! u are- the unstoppable curse. u take ur job very seriously: ur the lifeless killer. u kill to live and u live to kill. like the Grudge, you cannot be destroyed. i see many sequels in ur future! (me:^_^)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code