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Check Out A Comic I Made!
This is a project I made for my Illustration class everyone seemed to like it. Tell me what you think! I'm a whore for attention. I'm the one with the gray hat and the other guy is my friend Charlie. Note: image is quite big so you can see the text* http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic1.jpg http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic2.jpg http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic3.jpg Don't forget to leave me comments and what not! THANKS!!! :D

Uncomfortable Survey
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. [lets see if you can get through it.] [[if not, you're too scared about your past]] -Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: been engaged three times, married twice -Are you crushin' on anybody? yes -Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes -Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yes -Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship -Have you ever been cheated on? yes, and it hurts like hell -What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex? eyes and smile -Have you ever had your heart broken?: yes, more than my share -Have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes -Talk to any of your ex's?yes -If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yes -Have any feelings for your ex's?: hell no, that's why they are EX's -Think any of your ex's feel the same? yes -Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? yes -Have you dated people who

George Carlin (absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw

Uncomfortable Survey
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. [lets see if you can get through it.] [[if not, you're too scared about your past]] -Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: been engaged three times, counting my husband -Are you crushin' on anybody? yes -Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes -Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yes -Are you happier single or in a relationship? before I got married or after???? lol -Have you ever been cheated on? yes, and it hurts like hell -What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex? eyes and smile -Have you ever had your heart broken?: yes, more than my share -Have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes -Talk to any of your ex's?nope -If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yes -Have any feelings for your ex's?: hell no, that's why they are EX's -Think any of your ex's feel the same? yes -Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? y

Love Poems
When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world that will last. I want to make your heart beat just for me. I want a true love in my lonely life. I've looked a long time, dated many men, But none I walked with walked in step with me. We walk together well, the best of friends. Somehow we just fit, as if clean cut To go together, zigzags complementary. But now I would be something more than friends. I know I take a chance to mention love. I've no idea what feeling's in your heart. But if you'd catch a burning, plunging star, I know I'd make you hap

U Don't Love Me Anymore
She walks over to him and she says "do you remember me?" I think we might have met somewhere before Southern Carolina is the place that comes to mind But Hey, I guess you never really can be sure Oh there's nothing like a true love To go and make a fool of someone just like before And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore Then an old familiar feeling Wraps its arms around the moment And he says so many times I've tried to call Well you think it's been a lifetime It's been two years since I've seen you But it seems like no times gone by at all There was nothing like a real love To give you back the feel of someone just like before And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore Oh and how far we'll travel For a place to heal our hearts We watched it unravel So why's tonight the hardest part Then he says the weather's changin And it's icing up the highway So I guess it's time for me to hit the road So s

The Way U Love Me
If I could grant You one wish I'd wish you could see the way you kiss Ooh, I love watching you Baby When you're driving me crazy Ooh, I love the way you Love the way you love me There's nowhere else I'd rather be Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me I only wish that you could see the way you love me The way you love It’s not right It’s not fair What you're missing over there Someday I'll find a way to show you Just how lucky I am to know you Ooh, I love the way you Love the way you love me There's nowhere else I'd rather be Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me I only wish that you could see the way you love me The way you love me You're the million reasons why There's love reflecting in my eyes Ooh, I love the way you Love the way you love me There's nowhere else I'd rather be Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me I only wish that you could see the way you love me The wa

Im Back - Sortof =)
so.. you may have wondered what happened to me -- (or maybe not..) life has been a struggle for awhile, ive been waiting on a rather large sum of money - for over two months now - and preparing to move to arizona.. (many of you already knew this) - when my life gets overly dramatic.. and stressful - i decide i need to drop my e-life first... and focus on reality.. which i have - and still am.. right now im just peeking in and updating you all.. well, the money is to be here this week (and this time im positive it will be) its quite a bit less than planned - but its still plenty to finance the move - the album - and to get back to life.. and not be quite so stressed.. ill be moving in hopefully 2 weeks - ive also worked on music as always - with a new song that is going to be squeezed onto the album.. possibly the best thing ive made - although it still has a couple tracks to touch up. when i get to az it will be time to actually make cds. and sell them - my life is headed fo

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Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I do not sleep I am the thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints upon the snow I am the sunlight on ripened grain And I am the gentle autumn rain When you awaken in the morning hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight I am the soft star that shines at night Do not stand at my grave and cry I am not there I did not die

Lies
every since we met damn lies one day your lies will catch up to you stab u penetrate the skin i hope death strikes you kills u slowly all your life is lies you bring it upon me one day youll understand your lies have hurt and i hope you still hurt 6 feet under

Something To Think About
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you ? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, af

: Military :
The photos beg we comply Pray for our Military...please "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one

A Harleys Girl Dream
They wink they flirt, they do burn out's all the while try to catch that bitchs eye. Yes there old and some walk with a cane. From all of there stupid mistake's But when that engine roars and the highway whines they are back in time. I know there belly's rest on the Tank and when there Drunk they can't get up there crank. But when someone walks by and says hey nice Bike. They are back in time. And could spend the night just talkin about there Bike over and over again. They know deep down without there Bike around they could never get the chicks they bring around.But to hear them talk as they slurp down there Hot wings it just make a harley girl's heart sing. And when they burp that long felt beer hey as a woman you just wouldn't want to be any where but there. And heck after they had you a few time's they start to walk through Ralleys lagging way behind. Don't feel bad it's all part of the harley girls dream as your also now able to throw a few winks. And don't fret when

The Dark Pagan Rede
~The Dark Pagan Rede~ We are Witches, We Are Ancients Those that stand out amoung shadows We are weavers, healers and shamans, and warriors Judge and Jury And This is our Creed. Do not Offend, But Defend Give your kin a house if they have no home Remember in all forms are we the goddesses children in one way or another She is the weaver, the threader and the cutter of Life No matter what name she is called, she is the great mother, The All, The Source Know the Great dance and the Spiral is never ending and your day's walk long, and most often someone will try and break your paths But when the wolves tear at your heels, remember only the hardest paths are the paths worth Walking. Life will not be without troubles, fights, hardships And we are not witches too get nor gain For that is but an empty path that leads too greed and the ruin of your soul. We are the witches, singers, shamans, dreamers, weavers, healers and warriors of the wild winds, in the s

Biker's Alphabet"
I came home from work one bright, sunny day, And looked out the window, saw the rugrats at play. I glanced at the table, upon which a book, Lay open. I grabbed it and gave it a look. The bright colored pictures, my son had, you could tell, Looked at it, and wondered, in his way, what the hell, Are all these strange symbols and letters about? This is not like the magazines my old man leaves out. I looked at it closely and it went down the list. "A is for apples", the other letters like this. I started to thinking about the best chuckle yet. It's time to write down The Biker's Alphabet. A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for

Family 2
Well today my sis called me again. Guess what she wanted? Money again her lights are going to get turned off if i do not send her $100. So as always i sent her the money and i will not hear from her till she needs money again. She has 2 kids and never been married. But at lest thay are with the same dad (as far as we know) he pays child suport of about 400 a month and he also sends her money when she needs it. **wounder why she always needs money** But every month it is something new her lights her gas her phone her internet... my thoght is if she cant keep her lights and gas on WHY in the hell dose she have internet. I can see a phone as a need because she don't have a car but internet and DSL at that. Pay your real bills frist. Am I right? Anyways.... Guess she has just been pissing me off sorry if you read this and are tired of me bitchin..but i have sent her like 1500 in the last month.

Friends Forever
SO WE TALKED ALL NIGHT ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVESWHERE WERE GONNA BE WHEN WE TURN 25 KEEP THINKING TIMES NEVER CHANGEKEEP ON THINKING THINGS ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE THE SAMEWHEN WE LEAVE THIS YEAR WERE NOT COMING BACKNOONE EVEN KNOWS THAT WERE ON A DIFFERENT TRACKAN IF U GOT SOMETHING U NEED TO SAY U BEETER SAY IT NOW CUZ U NEVER MAY CUZ WERE MOVING ON AN CAN'T SLOW DOWN THESE MEMORIES ARE PLAYING LIKE A FIELD WITHOUT SOUNDAN I KEEP THINKING OF THE NIGHT IN JUNEI DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH U LOVED BUT IT CAME TOO SOONAN I SEE IN U AN WE GOT NO CLUESTAY AT HOME TALKING ON THE PHONE WE GET SO EXCITED AN GET SO SCARED LAUGHING AT OURSELFSTHINKING LIFES NOT FAIRAS WE GO ON WE REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER AN AS OUR LIVES CHANGE FROM WHATEVER WE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER

A Message From Heaven
When tomorrow starts without me,And I'm not there to see;If the sun should rise an find your eyesAll filled with tears for me;I wish so much you wouldn't cryThe way u did today,While thinking of the many things,We didn't get to say.I know how much you love me,As much as I love you,And each time that you think of me,I know you'll miss me too;But when tomorrow starts without me,Please try to understand,That an angel came andcalled my name ,And took me by the hand,And said my place was ready,In heaven far above,And that I'd have to leave behindAll those I dearly loved.But as I turned to walk away,A tear fell from my eye,For all my life, I'd always thought,I didn't want to die.I had so much to live for,So much yet to do,It seemed almost impossible,That I was leaving you.I thought of all the yesterdays,The good ones an the bad,I thought of all the love we shared,And all the fun we had.If I could relive yesterday,Just even for a while,I'd say good-bye and kiss youAnd maybe see you smile.But

Doom And Gloom And More Doom
the deck is stacked against people like me I think a little taste of poverty would be really great for these sons of dipshits I deal with every day. I go to school on scholarships and handouts for the poor. I don't know why I think I want to be like these fucks. Selfcentered, entitled, condescending... yuppies. god, its so disgusting to hear them complain about the smells of homeless or defending corporations as victims of greedy injured poor people. It'd be crazy for me to think that only experience can give you a right to talk, but really, fuck their opinion. I am full of these contradictions, atleast in this type of gripe type.

Stu Smith Was In The Lounge
Just to let you know that me and Stu and Craig were chatting in the lounge finally managed to get him on here. He will be popping in some other time now that he knows how it works, had a great chat with him. The Immortal Ego Project Lounge

My True Love
I used to think that love would bethis perfect dream-come-true,Then I found something betterI found real love with you...Love complete with romancethat can take my breath away,Love that's filled with friendshipthat grows warmer every day...Love that's made us stronger,love that's made us grow.Love that's made us wiserand that is why I know...That I'm better as a personand we"re closer as a pair,Because together we have foundour own true love to share.

Wish Me Luck
Tomorrow I go to Ohio to meet with my attorney in this crazy custody battle. I now have the local authorities and Mental Health agency behind me. Tomorrow they are sending papers with me and my caseworker stating that they believe it to be mentally harmful for my children to see there abusive father. This does not mean that I wont go to jail next week. We are trying to show evidence beyond a shadow of doubt that I have reason to keep the kids from him. I am also going to be stopping at the court house to make arrangements for the Judge to do an in chambers interview with my kids. We believe that if he firsts talks with the kids and sees the extent of damage that there father has done he will agree with me and not give me any jail time and suspend the other 30 days i have hanging right now. Please wish me luck. pray for my family to all of your gods. And light a candle for my family to give us strength and fill us with white light of protection. Thank you all for listening and being my

Stabbed
stabbed in the heart stabbed in the back who really cares if i come back i dont belong i never will god take me away from this hell life sucks life is draining me take me away i dont want to be here why do u torture me where do i belong somebody tell me what should i do ill wasted away like every other fucking day

Ways To Say I Love U
I adore you. I am infatuated with you. I appreciate you. I can't live without you. I can't stop thinking about you when we're apart. I cherish you. I dream of you. I live for our love. I love being around you. I need you by my side. I need you. I respect you. I value you. I want a lifetime with you. I want you. I worship you. I yearn for you. I'm a better person because of you. I'm blessed to have you in my life. I'm devoted to you. I'm fond of you. I'm lost without you. I'm nothing without you. I'm passionate about you. I'm thankful for you. I'm yours. Me and you. Always. My love is unconditional. Our love is invaluable. Take me, I'm yours. The thought of you brings a smile to my face Together, forever. We were meant to be together. You are a blessing in disguise. You are an angel from God. You are like a candle burning bright. You are my crush. You are my dear. You are my everything. You are my one and onl

An Entrapment
My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one. JUST ONE WISHIf I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me,

You Know Who You Are
The rain is coming down, the thunder is loud, and the sky is bright from all the lighting. However, I stand here alone. The rain is hitting me soft, wet, and cold and I stand looking up into the sky. I stand here wonder what it would be like to have you with me. Waking every morning with you beside me and going to sleep at night with you next to me. Listening to you talk about your day, what you did, how work was, and most of all how much you love me. But, before that can happen, a step must be made. You must first realize that I am the one you want. The one you can't live with but, yet can't live without. You get scared and turn away. But, I stand my ground because I know you and what you are..My Best Friend. The one that I have been looking and waiting for. So I will wait for you. For you to realize that I am what you want and need in your life. You are the brightest star in the night, the warmth from the sun, the fullness of the moon, and the love that everyone dreams of. You

Tuesday Normal
ugh, i have to go to a book signing tonight for the woman who wrote the book that tormented my spanish class a few years ago. Isabel Allende. niece to Salvador Allende who was shot (everyone was told it was suicide) before Pinochet took over in Chile. i dont think i have all the facts right...so dont take my word on it, but yea she's related to the president before pinochet's dictatorship. sweet. we hated her book tho "House of the spirits". none of us read it...cept susanna cuz she's a goody-two-shoes but w/e. i get to see my godmother! she's chilean and i love her to death ^_^ cuz she's just so frickin awsome! we have really good conversations with paula (my other godmother who is currently in cairo...again) and easily could loose track of time. yea they both just rock hard and ximena (the chilean godmother) gave me a gag present for xmas last yr; slippers wit toes one the end. i LOVE THEM!! but yea...she's coming, susan's coming...i think louise is coming too...but i c

Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

Love Ya
One morning you will never wake up, do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!!

New Psychiatric Hotline
STEP 1, CALL 555-3423 ALL PPL WITH OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDERS) PLEASE PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY ALL PPL WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 1,2,3,4,5,6 ALL PPL WITH PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE, WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND WE ARE PREPARED TO HELP YOU! ALL PPL WITH ANGER MANAGMENT ISSUE PLEASE PRESS WHATEVER YOU WANT, WE ARE HERE TO ARGUE WITH YOU. ALL PPL WITH DEPRESSION PLEASE PRESS 5 IF U HAVE MEDS OR 6 IF YOU DON'T AND SOMEONE WILL TRY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. UNLESS YOU ARE TO FAR DOWN, IN WHICH CASE WE WILL REFER U TO ANOTHER HOTLINE. THAT MAY NOT BE CONNECTED! ALL PPL WITH ANXIETY DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 3 AND LISTEN TO THE RELAXING MUSIC WHILE WE STRESS OVER TRYING TO GET TO YOU TO HANDLE YOUR SHYT FOR YOU. ALL PPL WITH UNDIAGNOSED DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 8 AND A DOCTOR WILL TAKE YOUR CALL SHORTLY TO GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE (I MEAN DIAGNOSES) FOR WHY YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOURSELF AND REMAIN RESPONSIBLE AND WHY Y

Love Is
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

Nobody But Me
Don't waste your time looking over your shoulder Those loves from the past ain't getting no closer When I look in my future you're all I can see (So Honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, But I'm asking pretty please (Honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. I took my time to tell you how I feel Just because I took so long don't mean that it isn't real I ain't got no diamond, but I'm down on my knees (honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, But I'm asking pretty please (Honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, But I'm asking pretty please

Poem
As I Sit Here Alone, I Think Of U An No One Esle As These Thoughts Run Across My Mind Tears Well Up Deep Inside As The Tears Stream Down From My Eyes The Pain Within I Can Not Hide Hopefully It Will Ease In Time For This My Friend Is My Goodbye I Have To Go I Can Not Lie For The Love I Feel For U U Don't Reciprocate, So What Else Can I Do But Say Good Bye!!!!!!!

Moving To New Orleans
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy was moaning and shaking. "What's wrong?" asked Jack. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, Louisiana," the guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Orleans. They have shootings, rapes,robberies, gangs, race riots, drugs . . . . The highest crime rate." "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived there all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, Thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack. "I'm the tail gunner on a Bud Light truck."

Even Angels Fall
even angels fall* you've found hope you've found faith found how fast she could take it away found true love lost your heart now you dont know who you are she made it easy, made it free made you hurt till you couldn't see sometimes it stops sometimes it flows but baby, that is how love goes CHORUS you will fly and you will crawl god knows even angels fall no such thing as you "lost it all" god knows even angels fall its a secret that no one tells one day its heaven one day its hell its no fairy tale, take it from me thats the way its supposed to be CHORUS you'll laugh you'll cry, no one knows why but, oh the thrill of it all your on the ride, you might as well open your eyes... CHORUS even angles fall...even angels fall...

Hot Hot Hot
Their relationship to this point had been nothing more than friends. She told him everything that was going on in her life, and he listened even though he may not have really wanted to hear it. He had been attracted to her from the first time they met at a party. Sure they flirted on occasion but it never got any further than that. They decided they were going to go hang out one day, and hit a nature trail for a walk. It was a nice enough day and they both thought they could use the exercise and fresh air. As they arrived, they noticed a few clouds in the air, but didn't think anything of it. As luck would have it, at the furthest point of the nature trail, the winds began to pick up and more clouds started to roll in. They decided they'd turn back before it got any worse. Before they knew it, the sky opened up and it began to rain very hard. They reached an area of heavy tree cover, and decided to try and wait it out. They were still getting wet, but it was nowhere near as bad a

I Hate Poem
hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me ryhme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

Angel Eyes
Girl, you're looking, fine tonight, and every guy has got you in his sights. What you're doing, with a clown like me, is surely one of life's little, mysteries For tonight I'll ask the stars above, "How did I ever win your love?" What did I do? What did I say, to turn your angel eyes my way? Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance, never even got one second glance Across a crowded room was close enough, I could look but I could never touch For tonight I'll ask, the stars above, "How did I ever win your love?" What did I do? What did I say, to turn your angel eyes my way? Don't anyone wake me, if it's just a dream 'Cause she's the best thing, ever happened to me All you fellows, you can look all you like, but this girl you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight There's just one more thing that I need to know, if this is love why does it scare me so? It must be somethin only you can see, 'cause girl I feel it when yo

Have U Ever
Have u ever thought u loved someone so much u couldn't live without them....Did u ever have someone that u thought about all the time no matter what ur doing ...Did u ever have someone make u smile so much that u didn't think u could ever smile so much in ur life.......Have u ever had someone that even when u cry they know what to do to make u feel better even if its just for a lil...Did u ever have someone say the sweetest things to u .....I mean even if u feel like ur life is coming to the end or ur having the worse day of ur life an that special person comes an says the sweetest things even if u don't believe them ......Have u ever felt like ur not pretty or what a man wants an they just come out of no where an tell u how pretty u are an how great u are no matter how u feel about ur self.....Yanno when u have someone like that in ur life where the hell do u go wrong....I mean if anyone has ever had that feeling with someone that is the best feeling to ever have ...Thats when u know

Breakfast At Mickeyd"s
Breakfast at McDonald's . I am a mother of three (age s 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did. I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why th

Ageing
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said: "Wedding Cake".

Friend Cutting Event
ok i am buddy c.. (aka on lc or ct whatever, lol)some know me as babyhuey (my nickname since childhood) and some know me as eric (my birth name that is rather manly if i do say so myself, it beat out mathew! hahaha thankgod) anyways i am posting this bulletin to give you all a warning. i have recently cut/deleted 20 friends from my friend list and this list is going to grow rather quickly. i cut out the ppl who i have never spoken to, not even once since adding them and i plan to cut more. some of u know me well an even though we may not talk alot we have had onversations so u'r safe. but some of you have never (not once) even so much as checked a bulletin or sent a comment or gave a simple hi buddy (punks) so i am posting this to give u a chance to say keep me or dump me. if u read this and wish to hang on say so by simply sayin hi on my page or private message or shout box or something dang, lol. i think i am going to get down to 30 friends or so since most of whom i speak of wont ev

Lol, I Didn't Know
i didn't know the higher your level the more pictures you can put. LOL Well...let's see... I love making pictures you can tile as wallpaper, so, "IT"S PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!" LOL Sorry If God is "all-knowing", does he have to think? Why does everyone refer to God as a male? The sex is only for breeding... God wouldn't have a sex. if God were deciding to send his son for the first time in this day and age, would he have changed anything and what would it have been? Would he even bother? Jesus didn't want to die! "Take this cup from my lips, if it be thine will." But he knew he had to to get the point across that his dad wanted everyone to hear and have. Jesus came for the sinners... NOT the saints. DON"T EVER think you are to gone to receive Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN! I really have to stop blogging when i'm drunk! LOL

Discrimination?
I'm not obese. I don't have any physical disabilities. I'm not mentally challenged. I don't have any underlying illnesses. I am a OEF/OIF war veteran. I am NOT hispanic/latina or Indian, Pacific Islander or any other heritage other than European. So what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK REALLY... I'm tired of applying for jobs, and getting interviewed and not getting hired because I can press 1 for ENGLISH. It's so frustrating. I spent six years serving my country and I can't even get a simple job (while in search for my dream job mind you) at a grocery store because the girl who was being interviewed after me spoke ESPANOL as a first language. I'm sick of it! I've been upset and crying all afternoon. I dont know what else to do other than keep trying and I'm getting sick of it and I just need something for an income while I find a good paying job. So no, I didn't get the job at Safeway and right now I am really hating myself and my life and everything about it.

Property Six Show!!
Whats up Sixers?? I just wanted to let everybody know about our next show on November 24th @ the Clubhouse in Tempe, AZ w/ the Phunk Junkeez!! Tickets on sale for $12 at the door!!! Come check it out & rock with us!! email me for some advanced tickets @ myspace.com , cherrytap.com , & propertysix@yahoo.com

A Job And An Ex
Well first off I got a job with Liberty tax. I don't start until Jan. though but I mean thats because thats when people get their W-2s. But I'll be the youngest person working there. The lady who hired me she like loves me I mean like a daughter or something. lol during my interview she said "You're smart, attractive, young, I think you would do well here." I think that means she wants me to bring in the younger single men lol. Anyway I'm pretty excited. Well something else that recently happend...I had another ex bf ask me to marry him. I don't think he is serious but he says he is. Well he sorta made it clear he was serious. I told him I wouldn't answer him since it was on the phone. But he said he wouldn't ask me with out a ring and he wasn't going to get a ring unless he knew it was what I wanted. So I'm not engaged and he knows that I really like this one guy so yeah. I guess he is just going to wait. From what he said "All I have to do is wait for him to screw up." But I dunn

Looking For Sexy Bi F Or Offline Fun
My man an i are looking for a bi f for offline fun. nothing serious, we r just looking for a girl that we can have fun with a posibly be freidns w/. IF THERE ARE ANY SEXY SINGLE BI LADIES OUT THERE THAT ATE INTETRESTED PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP ON HERE OR MYSPACE:WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LETMECURPUTTYTAT AIM:LETMECURPUTTYTAT YAHOO:LETMECURPUTTYTAT An then we can talk an see if we could meet up

Having A Healthy Libido
To maintain a healthy and positive sexual attitude and appetite, we have to shrug off a lot of excess and unnecessary psychological baggage. All through our lives, we're exposed to conflicting influences about sex and desire. Some people tell us one thing; others tell us the exact or a similar opposite. To those who become confused, it's easy to see that their desire discrepancy factor is going to become crucial and destructive. The simplistic way of looking at this is as if we have a committee in conflict inside our minds, each member wanting to rule what our body does at a given moment. The psychological part of our mind that governs our sexual feelings is called the libido. Now a lot of outside influences affect our libido which, most psychologists seem to agree, is pure desire. Say that with me: "pure desire." Let it linger in your mind awhile. When was the last time you experienced pure desire? When was the last time you reveled in the sheer non-other-influenced desire for sex?

Ok Today's Lc Rant
ok... when your posting a bulletin RECOGNIZING SOMEONE for bein a really great person and blah blah blah let me ask you something SHOULD YOU POST YOUR OWN RECOGNITION BULLETIN? oh yeah thats real smart so you wrote the damn thing and posted it so everyone can see how cool and nice you are GUESS WHAT ITS CALLED EGOTISM to do so! here I'm gonna make a bulletin sayin how fuckin great I am and how nice and whatever I guarantee you not even ONE person will look at it so what makes people (will not name names) on LC do that! it drives me nuts! fuckin stupid just like the contests...

What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Tuesday
ok so i have all my work done already for the day at work like always.... i have to stay and answer phones though..... but im like bored out of my mind...ive already cleaned this whole office....yesterday i stayed home sick.....thougth i would come to work with a plie of work for me today...wasent really anything. I took my momma lunch todat at work down the street! well i am off to go find somthing to do or someone in this office to bug!

All About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Kim Birthday: 12/8/79 Birthplace: Fridley, MN Current Location: Circle Pines, MN Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Black Height: 5' 4" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: German/*Irish The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis Your Weakness: ... A certain someone Your Fears: Spiders and snakes Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through everything. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes Your Bedtime: Depends on what i'm doin Your Most Missed Memory: Being happy all the time Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: as much as possible Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: I try Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: Yes

Go With The Flow
Is that better? LOL....... Walk your own path and let others do the same "You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soul mate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close r

Negative
here i am, in a place where i can do nothing. a place where i'm useless and unproductive. everyone is dealing with so much stress, sadness, and depression and nothing i do helps. nothing i try helps. everyone is so edgy - raw - unkind. this is the time when words come out that maybe they didn't mean. when they say things to hurt because they have nothing else to say. or maybe it's when they say nothing at all. i try to find silver linings. it's what i do, even in the worst of my own situations. i try to stay positive. but no one else wants to be positive. no one else wants to even believe that there could be a silver lining. i tell them that there's no use dwelling on the negative and they need to come up with a plan of action to correct or move on. they don't want to hear it and don't want to believe it. it's like they want to stay stuck in the mud. so then i try to start it for them. i say, "here, let me help you. i'll take care of this and it'll be OK." they do

Here's Your Answer
oK I GET A MESSAGE IN MY SHOUT BOX FROM THIS PERSON BELOW SAYING "WANNA PLAY" knotty knotty!!!@ CherryTAP WELL HERE IS YOUR ANSWER - NO I DON'T WANNA FUCKING PLAY? WATCH SOME FUCKING PORN JACKASS! C'MON "WANNA PLAY" - SURE LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FUCKING CHESS! HEHE NOT IN THE BEST OF MOODS RIGHT NOW - SORRY TO OFFEND ANYONE! WELL NOT REALLY!

Why?
Why would someone rate my blog a 3?..I talked about myself and what i did...I think its lame for blogs to have ratings.. Thats like saying "your life is dumb"..Lol... My neck hurts and i fell out of my computer chair 4 times in the last 2 days!!..How does someone do that FOUR times???? Anyways, i miss talking to My LC hubby!!..Blahh!! I bought a new kind of beer today..Tired of my old reg stuff..Its called Labatt Stirling...Hmmm..I'll drink it regardless if i like it or not. Anyways thats all i have to say..Im SOOO Bored. -Ash

Review-food
last night i went to a restraunt call old chicago. thier food rocks, the pizza was great and the service was thebest i have seen in a long time. i had a lot of fun and enjoyed the atmostphere. great place for drinks with friends. they have tv's with every game on and ntn triva as well. awsome.

Ps3 Factoid
The PlayStation 3Sony's PlayStation debuted in Japan in 1994 and has been widely credited with making gaming a much more mainstream activity. The latest in the series, the PlayStation 3, is due for launch in Japan on 11 November, but will not go on sale in Europe until March 2007. Get a taste of what to expect by clicking on the links below. INTERNAL HARDWARE Cell processor: The IBM-designed Cell processor is the heart of the PS3. It has 234 million transistors and the first versions run at 3.2GHz. It is split into different processing cores that can handle different types of task at the same time. Games developers are only just getting to grips with the processing power of next generation consoles. While games for the Xbox 360 and PS3 look a lot better than games for older consoles, they feel much the same in terms of how on-screen enemies react, the physics of the game worlds and range of facial expressions shown by c

And You Thought You Had Computer Problems??
Computer Problem SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support how can I help you?" LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer was hissing and cracking, then started smoking ....and a bad smell, then nothing." SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Just leave the computer like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can." When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...! IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOUSE!!!

Just Freaking Wonderful.
I love life. I owe 5 payments on my car, and then it's all mine! Of course, 2 hours ago the engine bearings locked, and it's gonna cost me 2400 to get a rebuilt engine. Now to try and find someone who will give me a decent trade value for my new Paperweight that was once a great car.

A Poem I Wrote
My Everything... In your beautiful eyes, I get lost. I can not let go of you, no matter the cost. Till the day I die, or pass away, know that in your hands my heart will stay. It is yours to mold, however you choose, but please baby, never set it loose. One day, I promise I will make you my wife; to have and to hold the rest of my life. When we are together I hope the time slows, and our love for each other surely grows. I miss your laugh, your smile, and your grins, and those aren’t even any of the seven sins! When we embrace, it is hard to let you go, because of my heart- a fit it will throw. Through all of the times- both good and bad, I have never lost the feelings I’ve had. I love you woman with all of my heart: I knew it that day (in Wapak), right from the start. I’ve wiggled into places no one has ever before, and I promise never to hurt you by closing the door, You are my friend, my partner, and my life, and I want you forever, as m

You Know What Sucks
my roomie doesn't like david and he doesn't like her. god At least thats how i think it goes I think she took his cigarettes... BLAH that pissed me off, but w/e...I bought him more. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

Poems On War
I ran out of time to do this yesterday. (OK, I got sidetracked.) So, belatedly, in honor of Veterans Day, I give you some of the most moving poems written to honor fallen heroes. I also highly recommend reading The Teeth Mother Naked at Last by Robert Bly, which was too long to reproduce here, but which is especially pertinent now. Suicide in the Trenches Siegfried Sassoon I KNEW a simple solder boy Who grinned at life in empty joy. Slept soundly through the lonesome dark, And whistled early with the lark. In winter trenches, cowed and glum, With crumps and lice and lack of rum, He put a bullet through his brain. Noone spoke of him again. You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye Who cheer when soldier lads march by, Sneak home and pray you'll never know The hell where youth and laughter go. In Flanders Fields John McCrae In Flanders Fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still

A Thousand Masks
I have a thousand masks Which one will hide the pain Several for all my daily tasks Which today will be the main? I have a thousand faces Which one will hide my tears Out of my 50 suitcases Which one will hide my fears? I have a thousand looks Which one will convince you As I drown myself in books That I have no time for tears- I’ve got far much to do I have a thousand masks But the one I like the best No matter what my tasks Is the one that when it comes to my feelings You simply have to guess Ask me how I’m feeling I’ll simply answer, “fine” I can wear masks one after the other At any given time When I feel at my lowest and I mean really bad That’s when I’ll wear them all just to hide that I am sad So I’m set if one should fall if I simply wear them all I have a mask of laughter You may ask If I am well I’ll simply laugh to show you And I won’t have to tell I have a mask of happiness When inside I’m feeling down If you put me to the test

Contests...
Really, these things should be by the number of votes (using rates, 1 rate per account....). Or total rating (or some pre-determined hybried). Not this "comments" bullshit... I'm sorry that I have a life and can't vote for myself for hours straight...

Tattoos And Scars
I am wrtiing this a couple of days late. I worked 12hrs Friday night so I didn't go to the ceremony on Veterans Day that my town usually has in the North West corner of the courthouse square. Tattoo's and Scars.. I believe is a song by Aaron Tippin....But this blog has nothing to do with him. It is just a simple look at how I feel for our servicemen and women. When I first got my tattoo, the only one I have so far, I waited a week or so until it was all healed up before I actually showed my parents. I knew there reaction was going to be one of possible disgust. After showing them and hearing their comments on it, my father asked how many tattoos a friend of mine had. This friend is a disabled Vietnam Veteran. Without missing a beat I looked at him and said Jim doesn't need any tattoos to prove were he has been. He has the scars instead. I wanted to write this cause there are alot of us on here that like the ink. We get tats to show fazes we gave gone thru in our lives or

Borderline Friends
Some male friends want so much more And they’re heads are so thick They put their foot in my door Trying to be slick My borderline friends I tell them I’ve got someone They pretend to understand Coming up with weird ways for friends to have fun I remind them I’ve got a man My borderline friends They claim “friends” like it’s a safety zone I overlook some advances as mistakes They test the boundaries whenever we’re alone Until I must apply the brakes My borderline friends I’m not wanting to understand what’s so difficult Do they think they can just hit and run Why can’t they just be adult When I say I’m not the one? My borderline friends Now it’s become important to let them know If they can’t be friends They’ve got to go. I don’t need any Borderline Friends.

"excuse Me.. Did You Just Accuse Me Of Being Skillful And Delicious? Guilty As Charged"
Ok so I go to class and get in a debate over the nation of Islam and the west. I wont go into to details because lets face it noone here cares anyhow right? People care about seeing my private pics and having a 3some oh and yea lets not forget...do ya got a cam. Ok so Listen up. I am a SMART girl..I like INTELLIGENT conversation!Yes Imagine that... I dont care about your PENIS or your naked pics. I care about all sortsa things...My kids, politics and religious debate all that sorta stuff. I like Geeky talk..computers and web design. So Please..If you are my friend and you wanna continue to be..try and be a human and not a walking penis with a hard on. And in other news.... I got an A- on my comp midterm! And if anyone cares im making bacon egg and cheese on english muffins for dinner.. real gourmet tonite baby. AND....DJ is mad at me apparently. I called him after class and he got cranky about his digital camera and now he aint speaking to me! | DJ AND the damn

Friends
Hello Everyone, I want to thank everyone who has shown such a great outpour of Love, for our "Internet Friends". Some people are jealous of "Internet Friends". Some people consider them "Internet Friends" even if you have not ever seen them in person. Maybe you talked to your "Internet Friend" on the phone, but more likely on IM or PM. Maybe these "Internet Friends" are only what they write, or the pictures they share, or IM or email. So because you never really met them in person does this mean they cannot be considered a real friend until you have actually met them? Communication builds frienship, period. The way of the future is over the net, everyone is so busy now they cannot meet anyone in person anymore, unless you luck out and find someone in your area. I never met Karie personally, but I mourn for her and her loved ones. I talk to many people every day, most of which are from Blog sites. I like it. Even though you have to careful and watch out for the scammers, it is sti

A Dozen Long Stem Roses
Well, I've been waiting since Saturday to receive them and they finally got here. A dozen beautiful long stem roses were finally delivered to me today which my husband sent me from Iowa...just as a thank you and because he loves me. They are absolutely beautiful..if you would like to see them, they are in my picture stash with the same title as this blog entry. Needless to say, I cried when I got them, for many reasons but mainly because he loves me so and I miss him even more now...I missed him enough as it was to begin with! He knew I had been a but down and he thought that these might brighten me up a bit and I have to admit that he was correct...they sure did! I can't wait until next Tuesday...we're leaving that night in order to head back to Iowa to spend Thanksgiving with him, so we'll be gone from Tuesday night until Sunday night.....I can't wait!

Officially Lost High Speed For A Bit
Well it happened today officially..I lost my highspeed internet thru COX!!! (oh and Good Lord does that name fit them...lol) I will be on AOL using dial up (EWWWWWW) for the next few days until my SBC gets hooked up so if you don't see me on here as often that is the reason. It takes 5 minutes for my page to load here using dial up. If you want to contact me, you can always IM me at my yahoo messenger address. For those of you that don't have it already it is: erinannemccain@yahoo.com I hope to hear from everyone there until my highspeed is back up and running. Much love to everyone!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX :) Erin and baby Emma

Look No Further
i have another site that i am on you can sign up for free and see more revealing pics of yours truely!!!!! its at utherverse.com im in the red light center create your profile and join the fun!!!!! um oh i almost forgot im undeer the same nam lilhippiegirl19@yahoo.com give me a shout!!!! love always vanessa

What Song I Will Strip To!
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

Birthday Weekend Recap...
The November 10th Birthday Bash that LorrAINIAC threw for me on air was a lot of fun. She put a lot of work into it along with help from Cuzz and Tony Batman. It turned out to be the highlight of my entire weekend. The in studio guests were Konnie (my roommate), Cara Lott, Shayna Knight, Alexia Milano, Robert, Chris Rock, Sideshow Tony, Triple D (aka Double H Bombs), Peter Warren from AVN, and KSEXradio's own Baadmaster. Also, KSEXradio listeners and friends, Fishman, Adriana, "Jon", Keiko and Gwen took the time to call in with Birthday wishes. I also wanted to say thank you to everyone to took the time to leave me birthday comments on myspace and here on Cherrytap as well. The rest of the weekend was underwhelming. Saturday, I got together with my parents and my friend Dennis for dinner. Later in the evening, I went to Bar Sinister to meet up with some non industry friends, who had been very vocal that I come the club so they could celebrate my birthday with me. After everyone g

Jeanette Juggalette's Juggahoe Rap
I die for the Carnival And live with the pledge To never give in an always live on edge Runnin around with a fully loaded Hatchet Better watch your fuckin mouth or you might just Catch it. Lodged in ya skull Sadistic smile on my face No need for friends, I got a clown to take your place! No time for a funeral bitch we gotta Party to throw And she didn't really Matter either man, that bitch was a JUGGAHOE! ~*~ Thats it, please do not copy without my permission, these are my thoughts, please do not rape me of them. Thank you~*~

Tell Me Another
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the tools to cross the river" Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and crossed over using the bridge. Sorry chaps.....lol.... the heck I am!!!

My Veiw Of Life As A Friend
LIFE IS WHAT WE LIVE WHEN WE DONT KNOW WHAT TO GIVE THOSE WHO ARE SPECIAL TO US AS A GIFT. SO WE LIVE LIFE TO GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF US AS A FRIEND. WHEN LIFE GETS HARD FOR A FRIEND WE GIVE THEM A HAND TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO THE END OF THE TUNNEL. WHEN THEY NEED A FRIEND TO TELL A GOOD SECRET TO WE GIVE THEM A EAR TO LISTEN AND A HEART TO BE HAPPY FOR THEM. WHEN THEY ARE SICK WE GIVE THEM A HAND TO HOLD TO HELP THEM HEAL. THAT IS A TRUE FRIEND! ~BY ABNORMAL BRAT

Hannibal
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!Hannibal Lecter100%Leatherface85%Jigsaw75%Freddy Krueger70%Michael Myers65%Pinhead50%Buffalo Bill50%Candyman40%Jason Voorhees35%Captain Spaulding25%

Knowing I Dont Have A Place
It's so hard knowing what you want And knowing I have no place; Knowing I'm not in that picture you see With that faraway look on your face. It's hard sometimes to sacrifice, To reconcile my heart with yours. It seems like every dream I have, Every hope ends with slamming doors. It's so hard when everything you say, When all the things that you do, When the very way you live your life, Are the things I love most about you. It's hard exchanging friendly looks, When you flash me a special smile, When you're so strong and honourable, Knowing you don't love me all the while. You love me as a sister you say, And that means so much to me. It shows that you are noble and good, A man of respect and integrity. But there comes a time when a girl needs more, She needs to know that you will fight... For her heart, her devotion, and love, A chivalrous, shining knight. She needs to know she's special to you, That you'll love and cherish her your whole life, Th

I'm Baaaackkk
Hey how yall been? I been busy here in Iraq, figured i would come by and see if i still have the account open, and i do woohoooo... So i wanted to say hello to yall and say im back, i work at the computer place so ill be on my time 3-12 almost everynight. so im gonna try to keep this open while im on incase someone wanted to talk or anything. well i hope everyone is doing good, and miss yall. Hope to catch up to most of yall soon or sometime. Sandbox Junkie, Doug

I Am Sending This To You To See How Many Actually Read Their E-mail.
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: > > > > People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been

Me
This is for those of you that wanted to know more about me. First off I don’t like to write about myself so this will be short and sweet. I am a wiccan a mother of 2 and I’ve been married for 12 years. The person you see on this site is me. I run my husbands family business and in my spare time I take in unwanted lizards and snakes. I have a B.S. in photography. I am 5’11” and when you piss me off be very careful. I have 6 brothers and 4 sisters and we are all backwoods redneck hillbillies. A friend of mine said that I reminded him of an Amazon woman. I can shoot any gun and hit what I am aiming at I can fish and hunt. I can drive almost anything including heavy equipment. I love cars and fast cars I can street race with the best of them and I love to go 4 wheeling. I was taught to fight and protect myself from harm. I love to read and cook. I do not like false fronts in anyone. I like to make new friends from every where. I love tattoo’s they are a part of me they show

A Meme With Only 98 Questions
1. How old will you be in five years? 31. 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with yesterday? Shannon. 3. How tall are you? 5'7" 4. what do you look forward to in the next 6 weeks? Getting Black Friday over with. Going out to dinner and wearing a DRESS. Attending my first office party. Finally buying the new MCR album. Going on a few bike rides. Having a day off with no plans. 5. What's the last movie you saw? Cars. I loved it. :) 6. Who is the last person you called? Eliana to tell her I would be late for work. 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon to tell me to get the hell over there to sleep. .8. What was the last text message you received? Some boy trying to get me to move to Boston... odd. 9. Do you prefer to call or text? Call! Besides, texts cost me extra. 10. Do you have any pets? No, but a cat owns me. 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Sleeping like a rock. 12. Are your parents married/separated/divor

Would U Do This For Me !!!!
Look at us What do you see? Am i perfect for you? As you are for me? Would you wait for me forever? As i would for you? Do you want this to happen? Do you want it to me true? If i was in a fight would you stand by my side? If my confidence was down would you give me my pride? If i were to cry would you wipe away my tears? If i were to be scared woulf you take away my fears? If my sight were to die would you see my way through? Would you do all the things that i would do for you?

Idiots In The Neigborhood
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS . ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in

Yo
Well here we are, i am a little new to the site and i have only really taken interest in this site for the last two or three weeks and so far i have to say i am enjoying my stay. Now lets get to it My real name is Earl and i live in Sydney, Nova Scotia which is a small island on the East coast of Canada we are well know for having one of the largest toxic waste dumps in the world today called the "Tar Ponds" which is exactly what its name says, A large pond of tar and polutants that literally sits in our back yards here is what wiki has to say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_tar_ponds Now i will get back into talking about the tar ponds later and beleive me i am very vocal on this subject, but this first blog is a get to know me thing so i will not go into great detail on the subject. So i have lived in Sydney for my whole life (27 Years) and i love it here. I have been an pothead for twelve of those years and i have no urge to quit now. I do smoke and occasionally drink but i

To My Juggalos And Juggalettes!
ASHES 2 ASHES, DUST 2 DUST, IN the clown is what WE TRUST, IN Juggahoe WE BUST, IF YOU KILL A bigit, YOU WIN A PRIZE, IF YOU KILL A Juggalo, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIES!! AND REMEMBER black RATS CANT RUN IN DA BRIGHT green SKY. clowns pOPPIN' hos DROPPIN clowns FLYIN' hos DYIN' clowns PIMPIN' hos LIMPIN' clowns pUCCIN' hos DUCCIN' clowns COMIN' hos RUNNIN' clowns RIPPIN' hos DRIPPIN' LET IT RAIN, LET IT DRIP bUST A Juggahoe IN DA LIP LET EM' FALL, IN DA MUD then pass the axe AND KILL DAT Juggahoe hos ARE rats clowns ARE true DISRESPECT MY SET AND WE COMIN FOR YOU. CCCCCCCCLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND THIS TO ALL THE Juggalo's IF YOU GOT THERE bACK! IF YOU GET THIS bACK YOU GOT RESPECT

Showin Some Love To All,and I Mean All Da Ladies In Da House
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I'm Doomed!!!
I've done this to myself, I do realize this. I mean....how stupid am I, right? (rolling eyes) I read the bulletins and the comments and yet I refuse to do 'it' half the time. They tell me right there....if I don't repost them, I'm gonna have bad luck for the next 500 years, a frog is gonna piss on my nose, a bird is gonna shit on my tongue, my true love will never reveal himself to me, i'm cursed with bad health for the rest of my life. My truck is gonna break down and demons are gonna fly up out of the motor as soon as I put the hood up. I'm gonna be broke and have to live in a cardboard box for 7 years. All of this, and damn my stupid ass, I still don't repost them. LMAO.....Now for the humdinger...All of these post come from my friends....why do my friends wish these things on me? Anywho...I'm just sitting here bored...pondering....holding an umbrella...trying to swat the fucking frogs and birds away from my cardboard box. Ya'll have a good day!!

So Near But Yet So Far
Alick me team leader came in with a face like thunder yesterday he told us that the lottery syndicate we are all in was just short of a few numbers for winning a cool 103 million in the Euro Lottery, he was sick as a parrot but we did win around £2.50 each hahahaha such is life eh

Quiz
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead55%Hannibal Lecter50%Michael Myers50%Freddy Krueger40%Buffalo Bill30%Leatherface25%Jigsaw25%Candyman25%Captain Spaulding20%Jason Voorhees5%Which Horror Killer are You?

Erotic Story
I have a big night to prepare for. It's the big company Christmas party and I'm hoping for a great night. I've been looking forward to this night for about a year. I've picked out my outfit already, it's a one piece pant suit in black, with a shiny top that closes like a bath robe, no buttons. I must depend on my cleavage to keep it closed. I do hope I look sexy in my new outfit, for I'm hoping to catch some attention. I shave my legs and my crotch, just as I always do. I apply some lotion to make my skin soft and smooth. As my fingers glide over my flesh, I get the tingles. All the nerve endings under my skin swell, exaggerating every touch, every feel, every glide of my fingertips. My body is screaming for attention, but I am still alone. Tonight, I promise myself, just wait until tonight! I hope to finally capitalize on an opportunity to spend the night with a man I know from work. For about a year now, we talk frequently, flirt often, and talk openly about sex. I've shared stori

I Wanna Know You...
Hey to all my new friends! This is my first Blog and I wanted to share it with all of you since it has to do with you. its been a week since I have signed up with CherryTap and am having a blast. But I would like to get to know more of you being as your my friends. I truly value all my friend in this world. I believe friends fill your sole. The good ones that is. so I ask you this. Could please copy & paste the questionnaire below and get it back to me. 1.Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Favorite Movie: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercing: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. What's your philosophy on life? 10. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 11. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 12. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 13. Do you think find me attractive? 14. If you could change anything about me, would you?

Love Story
Love Story I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache , shak e & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Kush Day
So today its rainy as fuck! and i didnt have to work! so i busted out some Candy Kush i got last night..i literally said im saving this for a rainy day..but meant it in a figurative sense...and so it fuckin rained this morning so how ironic...so in goes the ice and water in the 2 footer and its on!

Wooo Hooo Lol Its Not Totaly True
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) Get out the boots - Stiletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies! They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet. Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens! Fucking in the water and see them squirm. Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere. Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop. I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pis

Where Is The Life We Have Lost In The Living?
T. S. Eliot observed: Where is the life we have lost in the living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? The cycles of heaven in twenty centuries bring us farther from God and nearer to dust.

My Junior Year In High School
Okay now comes a year where most of it is very fuzzy to me. I started hard core into the drugs my junior year. I was always skipping school, but never dropped below a B average. Great friends I had or so I thouhgt. We also had the school system figured out, we could skip no more then 3 days in a row before they called out parents. I got my driver's license that year so that just made things even worse. I also worked at the local grocery store so I knew if i had to work that nite I had to at least go in late to school...just in case ya know. We would go to breakfast and then just smoke or drink. Smetimes we would get coke or H. Not that often though. I still can't believe that i ever did this shit. I was a good kid though so my mom left me alone. that is what I wanted to believe I think now she just didn't want to deal with the trouble. she was still trying to deal with her favorite daughter leaving her. So this even put more pressure on me, here I was the youngest

Spread Myself Thin
If only I could see what is inside of me and change what it is that destroys all i see a deep seed inside keeps it alive and takes away from me any hope of being free I cant be perfect all the time I cant be everything everyone wants me to be I cant spread myself thin or trouble will set in and ill be right back where i started

Stupid Ticker...
Okay, so... When I'm lazy for a few hours at a time and I start moving again, my heart pumps pretty fast and then settles down into a normal rhythm. Kind of like a headrush. I figured this was pretty normal, and it has only ever been mildly annoying to me. I guess it isn't normal, and enough to get me hooked up for a cardiogram today. My blood pressure is usually on the low side, like 100/50. But I hadn't been doing anything today, so when I got to the doctor's I was having a "heart rush" and my pressure was 130/68. When they left the room get the cart and jumper cables, I considered asking them about sexual activity and dehydration as I stuffed my dirty underwear from my hoodie pouch to my handbag [praying they had not noticed!]. According to my doctor, who actually asks me what prescriptions he's supposed to write for me about three or four times before I get them, my heartbeat is irregular. He is going to show the readout to a cardiologist and have me call back on T

What Mythical Creature I Am
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100%Faerie92%Angel75%Mermaid67%Demon67%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Blah Blah
1. How old will you be in five years? right now? 30, give it a few weeks, then i'd have to say 31 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with yesterday? in person...my girls 3. How tall are you? 5 10 4. what do you look forward to in the next 6 weeks? birthday...yay, though i was promised that i can buy new boots.... 5. What's the last movie you saw? umm..oh finally saw napoleon dynamite 6. Who is the last person you called? i left a message for someone cuz he never answers his phone 7. Who was the last person to call you? umm...my mom? .8. What was the last text message you received? i don't know 9. Do you prefer to call or text? call..i like to hear voices 10. Do you have any pets? a pussy and a ferret 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? i was feeling sick 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? it's been a few months 14. What color are your eyes? greenish gr

Soul Of Night
slither about forked tongue not lies but not truths avoid the question with a question let it slip thru let it die a mental game a cold eye hope this is what you want pain and agony slight of hand buried thoughts quicksand leave me to suffer leave me to die no longer in your eye out of sight out of mind strings of the dead fray and unwind mind of numbness soul of night let the noose get real tight once again left for dead out of thoughts in your head

Raw Girl Voting
OKAY RAW GIRL VOTING STARTS TOMORROW AND GOES TO THE 30TH OF NOVEMEBER, THERE ARE THREE CATAGORIES IM IN AND YOU CAN VOTE ALL THREE AT ONCE. YOU CAN ALSO GO BACK EVERY HOUR TO MAKE MY CHANCES BETTER!!! BUT YOU CERTAINLY DONT HAVE TO VOTE EVERY HOUR, BUT ONCE A DAY WOULD BE NICE!!! IM IN THE M.I.L.F, UNDESIDED, AND MODELS. HOPE YOU ALL GO AND VOTE AND HERE IS THE LINK.... http://rawgirls.wciginteractive.com IM STARYEYDSUP ON THE VOTING LOVE YOU ALL :* NICOLE :)

Calling Police
HEY ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY WELL I AM GOING TO CALL POLICE ON THE LIL THIEF SO WE SHALL SEE IF MY VAN AND TOOLS CAN EVEN BE FOUND...IM SOO FREAKIN NERVOUS TO CALL THE POLICE AND WAIT AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT EVEN DO ABOUT IT. THANKS FOR EVERYONES REPLIES YESTERDAY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG GIANT LEARNING EXPERIANCE!! KISSES JULES

Sexy Ladies Out There
There is a Sexy Lingerie contest being put on by the prince of cherry tap it is starting Thrusday at 7:00 PM Eastern Time and Will end Monday T 7:oo PM Eastern Time. IF you want to join let the Prince OF Cherry Tap a quick message ok. THE C T PRINCE@ CherryTAP all Sexy LAdies are welcome to join. The rules are comment all that you want. The one with the most comments wins he need 16 more ladies to join to have this contest.

Clouds In My Mind
close your eyes tell me what do you see you think that im blind fill my head with things you want me to be cant tell day from night clouds in my mind is it dark or light pray for me my prayers are chosen from the back of your mind im waiting anxiously cant fill the void that you left behind you control me

Alone
im am offically alone, i have started the no contact part of the break up and its killing me, this is the hardest thing i have ever done, cutting all ties to the one person i truely love yeah im only 19 and that i have my whol life ahead of me. but i already know what i want in a women and she is it. if any of you can help me out on this please it would be very helpful. :(

Analysis Of Men - Chick Thing
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .........Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..

What Every Woman Should Have And Should Know
This was a bulletin I received. What Every Woman Should Have and Should Know A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, A cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture Not previously owned by Anyone else in her family. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, T

Smart Mobs
For more info and links from the text below click on Smart Mob - Wikipedia Smart mob From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The smart mob is a concept introduced by Howard Rheingold in his book Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution. According to Rheingold, smart mobs are an indication of the evolving communication technologies that will empower the people. These growing technologies include the Internet, computer-mediated communication such as Internet Relay Chat, and wireless devices like mobile phones and personal digital assistants. Methodologies like peer to peer networks and pervasive computing are also changing the ways in which people organize and share information. A smart mob is a group that, contrary to the usual connotations of a mob, behaves intelligently or efficiently because of its exponentially increasing network links. This network enables people to connect to information and others, allowing a form of social coordination. Parallels are made to, for in

So I'm A Lesbian Girl?
What's wrong with protecting yourself from pregnancy and STD's? I protected myself the only way I knew how- abstinence. Does this make me a lesbian? I heard the rumor that I was a lesbian when I was in jr high school. I didn't dispute it, if someone asked me I'd tell them I'm straight but I didn't care about any reputation. Actually, I was relieved. I thought guys didn't like me because they thought I was ugly, but they just thought I was gay. I heard the same rumor about myself in high school. Again, I didn't care I just laughed when my friend told me. I told her they thought they same thing when in was in jr high, but it's not true. How could I not care? How could I let them think I'm gay? Well, I didn't tell them I was gay, they came up with that idea on their own and not only did I not feel like proving myself to anyone, but I thought that rumor was keeping me out of trouble. If people didn't think I was gay I might have had a boyfriend and boyfriends think they're supposed t

Erotic
It was one of those casual mid week deals. Our new neighbors had gotten settled and invited us over for a glass of wine and conversation one Wednesday evening. We met them a month or so earlier at a house warming and ever since been exchanging what we call "The Neighborhood Benediction", those drive by waves and smiles we all exchange around here. Of course I had a few conversations with Andy – the male member of the household – as we took care of outdoor chores, and found him interesting and likeable. Julia greeted us at the door that evening with a big smile. She wasn't especially pretty, but when she smiled the room just lit up. We – that is, Barbara and I (I'm Jack) learned they, like us, had two active careers going. Even more surprising is we all had bandages on our arms: we were all frequent blood donors and happened to do that deed again that very day -- we missed seeing each other at the Red Cross Donor Center by less than an hour. Too bad, we could have started cocktails

Telling On Behalf Of Cock Slut
Lying in your arms, watching you as you sleep after our awesome lovemaking session, I untangle my limbs from yours as I make my way down your body with tender kisses. I position myself between your thighs, kneeling over you. I gaze at your limp dick resting on your groin still wet with our juices. My hand cradles your balls and I lean over to lick your shaft. Up to your tip and back down the underside. Licking our juices, cleaning you like a good "Kitty" should. You’re not quite awake, but let out a long sigh. My tongue goes to work on the head of your cock. Flicking back and forth, sliding in and out of your hole, around the sensitive lip of your head. Down your shaft which is getting firmer. My fingertips caressing your balls, your juices begin to flow to your shaft. Sucking your balls gently, licking and sucking my way back to your tip. A drop of pre-cum glistens, just waiting for me to lap it up. I roll my tongue around the tip of your cock, sucking your pre-cum. Sliding th

The Art Of Being A Good Online Host
The Art of being a good online Host by Howard Rheingold A HOST IS... * A host is like a host at a party. You don't automatically throw a great party by hiring a room and buying some beer. Someone needs to invite an interesting mix of people, greet people at the door, make introductions, start conversations, avert fisticuffs, encourage people to let their hair down and entertain each other. * A host is also an authority. The host is the person who enforces whatever rules there may be, and will therefore be seen by many as a species of law enforcement officer. * A host is also an exemplar. Good hosts model the behavior they want others to emulate: read carefully and post entertainingly, informatively, and economically, acknowledge other people by name, assume good will, assert trust until convinced otherwise , add knowledge, offer help , be slow to anger, apologize when wrong, politely ask for clarification, exercise patience when your temper flares. * A host is also a

More Stupidity
Ok so I was bored and hopped on my myspace again and was greeted with another completely pointless bulletin from a "friend" so I have to comment and rant again Fake ass Friends Body: No offense but... People are getting too fake on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake ass friends" Ahh yes the consistent desire to search for true friends in this fucked up place we like to call the net. Is it really a test to see whos paying attention? Do you really need a bulletin passed along to EVERYONE on your friends list just to try to justify the presence of perhaps 2 or 3 in your group? Whatever happened to just straight up as

Will You Be Mine?
I can't find the words to say, to tell you that I feel this way. I want you, what can I do to make you want me next to you? If you look at me you'll understand, all I want is to hold your hand. I have felt this way for so long, it hurts me that I don't belong. Wanting you is all a dream, my heart aches, I want to scream. I smile and laugh; just thinking about you. Together now- I wish it was true. I always imagine your gentle touch, if only you knew I felt this much. Not being with you I'm falling apart, because I don't know how to get your heart. If you could only see the love in my eyes, all of those nights, I sat and cried. Just look at me standing here. Call my name and I'll be there. How long the wait? I don't know. But, when that day comes, I'll let it show. If only you knew, my feelings for you; I'll stay hopeful you feel how I do.

Across The Miles
across the miles i send you my smile may it brightens your day and lightens up your night across the miles i forward this hug to you may it warm your heart and reminds you that you're special across the miles i blow my kisses away may they release your weariness away and you know that you are loved across the miles i hope and pray that the time and distance will be ours some how, some day and when it comes i cross my fingers that we won't be seperated by miles anymore

A Cold Playa
He sneaks into your life like a thieve at night, You think he is your sun, Yeah, he is shining so bright. He promisses you heaven, gives pleasure and fun. He screws with your brain, You get addicted, There is nowhere to run. He makes you want more, And at the height of your desire, He spits on you and turns off your fire. He disappears and whatever you try. He is gone, And ripped out your heart. He left you to cry. While months passing by You finally recover. And look who is back? The long lost lover. The excuses are lame. He is sweet like before. You forgive what he did. You just cannot blame Him for whatever he did. You just want him back. And that is his trick. When you fall for him again, He gives you the final boot. And while he is leaving He puts you down, So bad--you wish you would drown. He calls you loose, He makes you a whore, He said cyber was never his thing He prefers reality. So what was he there for All the months back then

Bad Girls Toys
Our sextoy tester discovers a novel use for a Craftsman screwdriver that leaves her wide-eyed and legless Dear Craftsman, It is with great satisfaction and some soreness that I sit down and write this letter. I’m pleased to inform you that the durability and efficiency of your screwdrivers, together with their ergonomic comfort ball design, has resulted in possibly the most amazing experience I’ve ever had with any of my boyfriend’s tools. However, the experience was not without its drawbacks, as will become clearer later. Whilst checking my email last Thursday, I came across a most unusual letter from an Internet company promising to increase the size of my penis. Since I currently lack a penis, I thought to myself, “That will be a feat, indeed,” and innocently clicked the link, curious to discover how one could enlarge something that isn’t there. To tell the truth, I was also looking for some pictures, because the only penis I’ve ever seen belongs to my boyfriend and he on

Punishment
Tonight would be the night. It was he, who as a part of their agreement, set the schedule for things and he knew she was ready, even if she was too scared to admit it. Up until now their games had consisted of playful teasing while he taught her how to please him. Punishment had always come in the form of withheld pleasure but tonight it was time to take things further and begin to let her explore the bridges between pain and pleasure and submission and ecstacy. Tonight, not only would she admit she wanted to go further, she would beg him to take her there. Heads turned when she walked across the hotel lobby, but she was oblivious to all but him. The week of separation, the late-night phone calls and the stories he had e-mailed her to read on the plane had all done the trick. Her whole body throbbed with the need to be touched, by this man. His story selection always hinted at things to come and today's stories had all been about spankings; with whips, with

What A Great Day
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We were napping. Both of us were so tired. I lay down next to him at two in the afternoon, and before five minutes had passed, we were both unconscious. I was awakened an hour later by a slight, rhythmic movement of the bed, and the touch of a hand on my breast. "What are you doing?" I mumbled. My body felt like it was coated in lead. His hand caressed my breast more firmly. My nipple was so sensitive, it grew erect. Prying open my eyes just a bit, I could see his other hand stroking a very stiff penis. "Please, baby," he moaned, "I want you so bad." "Oh, sugar," I groaned, "I'm so tired. Can't you wait till later tonight? Please?" His hand clasped my bosom. Distantly, as if it were happening to someone else far away, I became aroused. But I was so sleepy, I just wanted to roll over and fade back into dream land. "No, I don't want to wait, he protested. "I'm so horny, and my cock is so hard. Please, babe, let's do it now." I just love it when they beg. I

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Tuesday
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I just came. My fingertips still smell of my fragrant pussy juices and my legs are trembling and weak. It's always the same for me right after I climax. I feel washed out, limp as a rag, but relaxed, as if I've just received a long, hot oil massage. In fact, when I have treated myself to a real massage, I never feel quite as refreshed as I do following a mind-shattering, body-shaking orgasm. Usually, I have my best climaxes while astride my lover's cock. I know just how to do it. I climb on top of Sammy's firm body with my slender thighs spread apart, and I pump, sliding my wet pussy up and down his straining hard-on. He reaches out and touches my breasts, pinches my nipples, makes me arch my back as I work him. I like being on top, riding him. I like being able to watch the expressions change on his handsome face. His dark brown eyes stare into mine, and his lips pull back in a sort of grimace, as if the pleasure is so strong it's almost painful. But just now, I used my favorite v

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How Bad R U Wanted Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! Comment me with the answer or send a Private message.. Princess ( ) just friends ( ) gorgeous ( ) cute as heck ( ) hot ( ) fine ( ) sexy ( ) amazingly sexy ( ) we can be friends with benefits ( ) id take u to my crib ( ) i want 2 make u my gf/bf ( ) i love u baby ( ) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this to see what people think of you. repost as HOW BAD DO YOU....

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YOUR FAVORITE NIGHT ANGEL HAS SEEM TO HAVE MADE IT IN THE BEST OFTHE BEST ROUND 3 IN THE SEXIEST NIPPLE CONTEST. PLEASE NOTE COMMENTS DO NOT COUNT THIS TIME....SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO S H O W M E S O M E 10'S PLEASE CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO VOTE...WE NEED TONS OF TENS...REMEMBER IF U LEAVE A COMMENT LEAVE A 10! XOXOXO FOREVER N ALWAYS Miss. Savannah

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Lol
........ever had one of those days welp i am ....lol....my fucked up shoutbox still doesnt work or maybe its because im still on dial up hell yes im great need of fast internet service.....got me a new camara and look at the cool thing i did i changed the color of my pics ..how frigin cool im like a 3 year old with a new toy haha!! oh and even worse i have a candle burnin i must have a allergy to cause i keep coughing....nothing worse then that shit .....the holidays are comming up fast what is it like 40 more days till x-mas can someone tell my why the gray headed old bastard gets all the credit and were the broke fuckers.....ahhhh i just dont think its far he gets the glory....my brother he doesnt belive in any holidays smart man i shoulda followed in hes footprints.......lmao but awwww i still sneek my nieces and nepehws presents i just dont wrap the fuckers i laugh in the face of my brother big dork....lol.....well just like to get in here sometimes and fuck off see ya laters!! x

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. No one is listening until you fart. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. If at first yo

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September 11th was a tragedy, some call it an act of War, In My opinion God's Reminding us that life isn't a ONE WAY door theres one for entereing, and exiting. In life there is only moments were not safe But, in our Country, and In GOD we have got to keep our FAITH. I pray for EVERY Family from this tragedy that lost their Kin, Brothers & Siters, Mothers & Fathers, Police & Firemen I pray that each and every victem was ready to go, By that I mean spiritualy, But God Only knows What kind of COWARDS would happily take the lives of so many innocent people? Then hide in Caves, and brainwash their kids to live a life of evil? I think from this situation a lesson was taught, We owe it to every victem from 9/11 that it will never be forgot From the planes they called their loved ones for one last time to express their love Never knowing their flight was headed toward the Pearly white gates above Their Memory will always and forever be in our heart For their d

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well its official me and kira are broken up allthough she was a bitch about it and chose to ignore me and let me figure it out myself by talkin to her friends instead of tellin me herself.so not omly is she a bitch but a fucking coward as well.how could something so good go so wrong b/c of her I still don't know. guess you learn alot about somebody from how they break up with you.

Part 2
Anne set the phone down on the counter and went to the bottom of the stairs. "Pam?" she shouted. "What?" Pam answered, and stood in her doorway to look down the staircase. "Mr. Thorn wants to know if you want to go fishing with him. He's going up to the lake this weekend." "Yeah, I'll go," Pam said, suddenly feeling very excited. He did it. He figured out how to get her alone for a weekend. "Ok. I'll tell him you'll be ready when he comes by to pick you up." Pam rushed back into her room, filled with nervous excitement. She rubbed her legs together and stimulated her clitoris. Before she knew it, she was having an orgasm and Mr. Thorn wouldn't be there to pick her up for two more days. By Friday afternoon she had packed everything she might need for the weekend, including spare clothes in case she gets wet, sweaters in case it gets cold, toilet paper just in case, her pillow, her swimsuit, her Walkman and tapes, spare batteries, a sharp knife, and a new jar of lube

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This past weekend, I spent time with a friend as she moved her possessions out of her marital home and into her OWN place. I was feeling so many emotions seeing that I am in the midst of an ongoing, seemingly never ending divorce myself. This man knows I detest him and want nothing more to do with him. I am now a mother of a four month old with the love of my life and still he will not settle and move on. It's tragic. That , my folks, brings me to my topic of thought. As she began the always arduous task of packing her belongings and figuring out as she went what she wanted and what should remain for the children's psychological health, I saw pain behind all her smiles. She broke down ever briefly as she began to finally say goodbye to the life of misery she has lived in that home for so many years. Every fight, every shed tear and thrown object, every year the children grew taller and every smile shattered by a cold, uncaring and calloused man was overwhelming and being the troup

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Just a thought or two I happened to have a friend approach me about a woman who keeps harrassing her via email and when I read the mail...I couldn't help but once again, be floored by the lack of self respect and confidence this woman displayed . My heart went out to her as it does to all people who suffer with that sometimes, lifelong struggle we have with learning to love and ACCEPT ourselves. I think one of the biggest fauxpah's in Midwestern thinking that being confident and unwilling to bend when it comes to not accepting other's who make us feel degraded or unhappy is the biggest misconception we are force fed from youth. Growing up midwestern...I was taught all the Biblical passages about loving other's before yourself and to give unselfishly of yourself to them, no matter the sacrifice. I learned to be humble, quiet and subservient to others. What a mess it made of my life. I married a man at a very young age that was neglectful, irresponsible and very , very mean. He

Scapegoats
Scapegoats Current mood: satisfied At one time or perhaps more, we will all be a scapegoat for someone. You can only hope that you get to be a scapegoat for someone worthy of the honor. I know that honor is a strange word to use for such a condition , but it can be an honor depending on what you are being a scapegoat for. For example, I am a scapegoat for someone's divorce that is currently ongoing. Being that she is my very best friend, it is worth it. I was the first one to leave my husband and my whole life changed. The laughter returned, the sense of belonging came back also and my attitude completely changed about life and love. You see, I was a very bad drinker and drug user while married. We lived a party lifestyle and indulged in things that would make our mothers cry. Our lives were revolving around alchohol, weed, coke and partying. We chose not to focus on each other as we both knew deep down inside that one of us wasn't as into the other as the other was. That

Another Adult Story Dont Forget To Let Me Know What U Think
Pam stood at the refrigerator, trying to find something interesting to drink, something more enticing than grapefruit juice. With a sigh, she resigned herself to water. A large cloud had moved in front of the sun, so she decided to take a break from sunbathing to get a drink. The bright, hot sun had made her skin toasty warm, and was turning it golden brown. The air conditioner made the air inside the house significantly cooler than the hot air outside. It was almost like walking into a freezer. She had been inside only a minute, and she was already shivering. She smelled of coconuts. Her skin was covered with cocoa butter oil and she was slick and shiny like her skin was made of plastic. She filled a glass with water and drained it in one big gulp. The cold water dripped on the bare part of her chest and dribbled down between her breasts. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. The water felt good on her skin. She turned the empty glass upside down and sprinkled the last

Im A Nobody To You
I'm just a nobody, I'm invisible to you, Don't try to tell me otherwise, Because I know that it's true. You look right through me, Just like I'm not there, I know I'm not noticed, But you don't care. You're blind to the pain, That lives in me, The agony in my eyes, You never look deep enough to see. You don't hold any respect, Not for poor pitiful me, so sad, I never show my sadness around you, Just lost the faith that I once had. I don't show my feelings, I just need an ear, I've tried to talk to you, Let you through my wall of fear. But you don't wanna listen, Even though I've been there for you, Just this one time, I'd like to be there for me too. I've never asked much from you, Showed you how to move on, Helped you through everything, Held you when she was gone. Wiped away your hot tears, Hugged your loneliness away, Walked those steps with you, To make sure you were ok. But now you don't wanna know me, That my turn has come around,

Poverty
POVERTY Poverty savors bitter, So it is a thing unwished, Upon whom it invades, Makes them utterly worthless. Sheet by sheet taking off, It exposes inner of man, Making naked, brings out, Deformities and spots heinous, Abhorrent, full of disgust. Brothers, sisters and relations, Who once heartening embraced, Sneer, jeer full of hate, Pointing out thousand faults, Break all bonds of propinquity. The world becomes a cage, The life hard punishment, Where a moment stretches, As long as unending year. The distasteful victual becomes, Crispy, delicious and delicate, Staking the whole entity; The sufferers sell the characters cheap, Neither they die nor breathe, Pant between to compromise, What is hateful and unjust. Poverty leads to the path, Dark, deep, amid the steep Unending, winding around, Leading to no destination, Where blurring winds dust the eyes, Where thorns forky and sharp, Prick barefooted travelers. The coiled mazy route, Of misery

Bbw Contest Open
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Master Onyx Dra Wrote This Erotic Story And I Loved It
The party had been going on for three hours to far, and I'd been bored out of my mind for two and a half. Boring neighbors circulated everywhere telling boring stories about their boring vacations and boring fish they had caught, and god knows what else. My wife was happily ensconced on a couch with three girlfriends from the building, and would happily stay there all night, leaving me to my own devices. Never mind that I didn't know any of these people, let alone want to know them. I sipped at my bottle of Magners – at least the booze was good, that was something – and looked around the room for the hundredth of time, searching for someone mildly interesting to converse with. It seemed like I smelled her scent before I saw her; a mix of sweet attar of roses with something autumnal, maybe pumpkin spice, a sultry mix that reminded me of romping in fields with Rosie Barnes when I was sixteen. Then she stepped into view, and I couldn't think of anything but her. She stood maybe five

This R Some Poem I Have Wrote
HURT I AM SITTING HERE AND WONDER WHY MY HEART IS HURTING ALL THE TIME U WANT ME TO LOVE U BUT I CANT RIGHT NOW CAUSE I AM SCARED TO GET HURT AGAIN I WANT TO LOVE SOMEONE SO BAD IT IS SCARING ME TO KNOW I WONT GET THAT LOVE BACK I CLOSE UP MY HEART AND PROTECT IT THE BEST I CAN BUT I KNOW ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL OPEN IT AGAIN JUST MAKE SURE IF U DO TO KEEP IT IN UR HANDS AND DONT THROW IT AWAY CAUSE I DONT WANT TO GET HURT ANYMORE ............................ CANT LOVE U I WISHED THAT I COULD LOVE U JUST THE WAY U LOVE ME TOO BUT I DIDNT WANT TO HURT U CAUSE MY LOVE WOULDNT BE TRUE MY HEART IS FULL OF HURT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO LOVE U BADLY BUT I HAVE TO LET U GO PLEASE DONT HATE ME FOR GOING AWAY STILL LOVES ME THE SAME WAY U DO NOW ONE DAY I KNOW FOR SURE MY HEART WILL BE ONE WITH URS ............................ KEEP IT REAL DONT TELL ME U LOVE ME IF U CANT KEEP IT REAL DONT TELL ME U WANT ME IF U DONT KNOW THE DE

Thats A Poem Of A Friend Of Me
HE WROTE THAT ABOUT ME CAUSE HE SAID THATS WHAT HE CAN SEE ..... "CRY" You hide behind your smile, But your eyes tell more than you will ever know. You laugh to help fight away the tears That lay in the wings, ready to fall. You hide your pain so well, I am almost in awe of you. You hold your head up and smile, Even with the weight of world on your back. Please cry, Just once so I can wipe the tears from your face. Cry, so I can see that you too are human. Cry, so that there will be no more hurt in your eyes. Cry, cry away all the pain others have caused you. The mask you wear is starting to truly fade away, And the real you is emerging. You are sensitive and caring Is sensitive not cool? Is that why you cant bear To let others know how you feel? Please cry, if not to let the pain go, Cry, so you can be yourself.

Wed The 15th
Tomorrow morning I will be going into the hospital to have a stress test done on my heart to see how weak the valve they put in...I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through the 90 minute test or not...I have a feeling before it is all said and done with I will be admitted to the hospital...My energy is at a low. my vision is fucking up and I can't walk 10 feet without gasping for air..so can you imagine what a treadmill will do to me...So in case this be the last day I am on here for a while I want to wish all my cherries a Happy and safe Holidays. Draco A.K.A John

Time For Fun
Fun times.. what does this mean, for you dirty minds out there, it means sex on the beach, and wild under the sheets. Others it means diner and a movie, or perhaps a game of pool... Then there is Wild times.. is it playing with a tiger or sex in the craziest positions.. what do you think??

To All My Hommiez
TO ALL MY HOMMIEZ Current mood: satisfied Category: Life To my friends who are..... Body: To My Friends Who Are............ MARRIED Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry", not "where are you" but "I'm right here", not "how could you" but "I understand", not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are." To My Friends Who Are............ ENGAGED The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other. To My Friends Who Are............ NOT SO SINGLE Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be. To My Friends Who Are............ HEARTBROKEN Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them. To My Friends Who Are............ NAIVE How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent

What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU. SO MAKE SURE U ALWAYS CARE ABOUT UR FRIENDS CAUSE IF U DONT ONE DAY U WILL BE ALONE AND LONELY CAUSE THEY WILL BE GONE

Asnews.net Podcast 58 On Cherrytap.com
ASnews.net welcomes pro surfer and kiteboarder Josh Mucloy as its special guest this Thursday. Born, bred and currently residing in Santa Cruz, CA, Josh has been a pro surfer for the last 12 years whose image has graced practically every surfing magazine in the world. Sponsored by Flexifoil since 2004, He was one of the first pro surfers to see the potential of kiting in waves. Find out Josh's opinions re: SLE's versus C's, hooked/unhooked riding, strapped versus strapless, and more...... Got a question for Josh about what gear he uses, Flexifoil's new 07 products, places he's traveled or tips on kitesurfing? Get your questions answered REAL TIME during ASNews.net's live interview this Thursday. Interactively participate by logging into The Kiteboarder Lounge at www.CherryTap.com. When: This Thursday November 17, 2006 Time: 6pm PST, 8pm Central, 9pm EST Place: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php|=1293 (new URL, please change your bookmark) If you can't make the broadcast, send your q

Blah
well this past friday i got some more bad news. our family had another person pass away. so much shit is going on right now that adding that just sucks so bad. this man was like another grandfather to my family memebers. but what sucks the most is my lil cousin (matt) go so close to him once his dad passed away earlier this year and for him to lose more is just not fair. well just wanted to write this down cause it is killing me knowing all this pain my family is going through. :(

Newest Darwin Awards. Yay!
( Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards > are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the > glorious winners: > > > > 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended > victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James > Elliot > did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and > tried the trigger again. This time it worked.... . And now, the honorable > mentions: > > > > 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a > meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a > claim > to his > insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its > men > to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a > finger. The chef's claim was approved. > > > > 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car > during a blizzard in Chicago returned with h

Bitching....
I just don't get it sometimes...I love kids 2 death but, Dam, someday I could just jump on a plane & leave for ever...When, I feel like shit, There is no way I can take the day off 2 get myself back 2 feeling good again...I still have 2 get up really early with the kiddos & feed them ex...My fuse is really short 2 day...Well, I will stop bicthin' now & deal with it... I don't know...Sorry! Guys 4 listen 2 me complane...Hope u all r having a great week...God Bless U All...

Everything Works Out
I've always lived by the theory that everything always works out. I've always kind of implied this simply to my own life and never really understood why. Every turn I take, things can be smooth or rough, but in the end, I come out on top. I didn't question it, nor did I worry. I just assumed that if rough stuff came my way, I'd be smiling in the end. This still, to the day, rings true. I got my most extreme test a few months ago. My girlfriend at the time, we'll call her ex from here on out, took me for a ride. The problem with insecure bipolar women is that they look just like everyone else. She started fights every 4 days or so which no man could ever see coming, and I slowly met my breaking point. When that point was met, I fought back, and apparently this is what she was waiting for. Arguments led to shouts, shouts led to screams, and screams led to property damage and police. The incident itself is inconsequential to this rant, so we will focus on the aftermath. S

Do U ?
WHAT ABOUT MAKEING LOVE? DO U ? I CARESS MY MY LOVE...... DO U ? I LAY MY LOVE DOWN GENTLY..... DO U ? SHE OR HE 'S LOVEING MY GRINDS AND THE RHYTHMS I MAKE ........... DO U ? I STOP TO LICK THE JUICES , SO THAT NONE GOES TO WASTE ....... DO U? TOUCHIN, TEASEING ,HE OR SHE MASTURBATES .... DO U? I LICK, I SUCK .. DO U? WE SHAKE,WE CUM, WE SHIVER..... DO U ?

She's Out There
If ever to believe old chivalry's lore Each has a true love, as said written before Through each trick of romance, I search for more A woman not yet met, but still adore Time goes by and I cannot see How an unknown face let's thoughts roam free And I know for sure the things she'd be But I do not know if she waits for me Curiosity shows me the door To the place I met her before A woman not yet met, yet still adore Torture of unknown, but I beg for more

It's All Good
You know, Dad, when I found out that Ethan had a problem with his hearing, I cried. Then we had surgery done, and it didn’t work. I sent him to speech therapy – it’s still difficult to understand him sometimes. I cried and cried. But he’s a sweet kid and he has lots of friends and he’s really athletically talented. I’m very lucky to have such a wonderful little boy. And when your father died, it hit me like a rock to the head. He was always good to me. I cried. But you sold your house and moved in with your mother and got a lot of money from the sale. And you were able to help me pay for Ethan’s surgery. I really appreciate that. Then your mother died. I cried, but it was time. She hadn’t been well for a long time. I think her life would have been miserable. It was time. And now, you’re moving out here to be with my family and me. And that’s so wonderful. It’s all good, Dad. Everything is working out for all of us. It’s all good.

One Life To Live
Beyond the games that children play There lies a darker joy within One that says, "If it's too much fun It has to be a sin." But a stronger voice yet takes control And forces you a vow That when you have but one life to live You'll do it anyhow So brace yourself to life's cold joys and welcome them within Because you may be wrong about how to live And the only joy was sin

Left Alone
Long forgotten lies the face of all those days I can't take back and here I lie within the mind that speaks only in the loss of love. Yet forever will I try to find The times where life left me to crawl Of all the things I never saw It's in your face I am most withdrawn Though I walk in shadow now I see the guiding light you bring And everything left as I call your name I try to grasp what I can't take back And find only my loneliness Though still I draw from the hope I dream And still I crave that smile Because some day you'll return And in my arms you will be lost in the warmth in that I provide.

Always The Dance
There was always the dance, swirled about a silver champagne dream lofted high above the salty taste of this world. The gold and green of the glory of each spin was a bound across pure joy, a warm hug of grace with every step to the enchanting song, and it comes the moment you close your eyes. Yet, per twist, on came the maze of rust walls fighting the beauty of the ever-blissful paradise in the mind, but the goal was bright and lit the way, for at the end was her kiss, and in itself was the dance that led you there to the song that only you could hear. There was always the dance, brought in and to the misty utopia, and you ride there...in her perfect smile.

I, Guardian
Story of a Guardian Angel A deathly grip, strong as a ship With sixteen sails unfurled Lies on my heart, I'm torn apart And around my mind is curled An angel's bind, cruel and unkind That reveals a tragic plot A romance act, stopped by the fact That you are real and I am not I cannot win, for my presence is thin Like the face of a playing card I cannot see, how can it be? How can I love the soul I guard? I cannot walk, or even talk Like those of flesh and bone But I can cry, for soon you will die And I will be alone

Wolf In The Shadows
Wolf in the Shadows Hearing the rabbit's deafening cry Knowing it was about to die It ran from me by the moon's pale light Still I chased in the froth of rage Enticed of shredding soon to wage Still fueled of the sport of the unfair fight Am I chasing or running away? Am I the hunter or am I prey? Yet not from this rabbit did I question so Still there's something stronger yet My target in front I oft forget As the nag of my pursuer draws to and fro The midnight horse has come for me As bullets rip my leg in three One less Wolf to chase the hare I collapse in charge to grind the ground Numbness now felt all around And the midnight horse left me lying there I look up into the moon Feeling my time had come to soon Feeling I should have had that one last kill Death has taken over now The rabbit lives to hear my howl As they come for me and I know they will Lame of leg, unable to flee The hunters watching over me They smile more to my desperate c

Spontaneous Thoughts
Random Thoughts Category: Blogging Comedians should be in charge of everything. They're real people, not politicians. They are the only people in the world that speak the truth without fear of consequence, because everyone just laughs. What if they were required to listen instead of laugh? Celebrities should be banned from speaking their personal opinion about anything. I always wanted a house-trained pet owl. Feeding time would be gross with company around, but imagine the factor strength of it as a conversation piece! Your purpose in life is to eat, grow, respond to stimulation, reproduce, and die. Remove one of these things, and you are less of a life than you were tasked to be. Imagine a plant. A plant is life. Does a plant really give a shit if it is happy or ask why it's there? Marilyn Manson is considered one of the greatest entrepeneurs in the history of american consumer markets. Traditional Christians hate his ass with a passion. I don't think these

Rules For Driving In San Antonio, Tx
1) If the light is yellow, and within visible range, speed up. 2) If the person in front of you runs a red light, you must follow him through it. 3) Yield signs mean stop. 4) In order to merge on the highway, you must be doing at least 15mph under the posted speed limit. 5) If you miss your exit, brake frequently and, if you choose, drive through the grass median. 6) If you hit someone, make sure your story indicates no fault of yours. 7) Do not use turn signals. Ever. 8) Tap your brakes constantly. If anything, just to keep the driver behind you alert. 9) If anything out of the ordinary happens, reduce speed to 5mph, regardless of circumstances. 10) If cell phone rings, reduce speed to 10mph 11) If you do not have insurance, drive 20mph under any posted limit... so not to draw attention to yourself. 12) The merge lane in front of you does not matter. If you wish to merge, make a complete stop until no cars are passing. 13) If you feel you are going fast, the fast lane i

5 Must Have Albums
Rock is dead, deceased, gone. We can agree, right? Good. The day of the guitar hero, of 20 minute drum solos on 200-piece kits, of righteously believing it when Roger Daltrey cried "Long Live Rock!" Grandmaster Flash hammered the first nail, Nirvana dragged the rotting corpse, and culture itself dug a deep, dark gravesite. Which mean it's time to get nostalgic about nostalgia. It's time to recreate the experience of classic classic rock radio - before it played U2 and R.E.M. and dabbled in System of a Down. What follows are five albums you need to buy right now if you home to think you know what the classic rock experience was about. Forget the lava lamps, the tie-dye, the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Dylan, Springsteen, Hendrix - even the Who. Classic rock radio was not proud, and it wasn't encumbered by quality or genuine classics - though all of hte above acts are staples of classic rock radio. Waynes's World got it right: it was about guys in old cars

Letter From The Devil
Hello there, There seems to be many mistakes and illusions about who I am out there. First of all, I would like to let everyone know that I am not such a bad guy. I mean, if you really focus on all of the things that you love the most in this world, would you really thank anyone but me for having them around? Where would you be if I hadn't talked Eve into having an apple? You must always consider the source when looking into where you should stand. Sure, I'm aware that there's a book out there that says I run a particularly nasty place, with all sorts of tortures and pain involved. Well, if you wanted people to come to your party, would you tell everyone how great the other party is? What are the things you love? Sex? Alcohol? Strip clubs? You like to drive fast and watch violent movies? I know what you like. You want big toys, fast cars, loose partners. You want fast thrills, no spills, and cheap pills. I know what you want, and I brought it to you. I'm that kind of

What
what do u do to get over a divorce iv been divorceda little over a year and still havent goten over mine im still in love with her and dont understand why and for the most part im not sure why im still heari have two beautiful kids and i think that may be the reason i am hear if it werent for them i would have ended it all without a question but i think those two are why im hear but the pain gets to be too much to bear at times can anybody help without saying time is the only way

Irish Sayings And Proverbs And Blessings
"May your soul already be in heaven an hour, before the devil knows your dead." Slainte go saol agat, Bean ar do mhian agat. Leanbh gach blian agat, is solas na bhflaitheas tareis antsail seo agat.-- "Health for life to you, A wife of your choice to you, Land without rent to you, A child every year to you, And the light of heaven after this world for you." Ni he la na gaofar la na scoilb. "Don't make hay on a windy day". Céad Míle Fáilte! "One hundred thousand welcomes!" Sláinte! "To Your Health!" Croi follain agus gob fliuch. "A healthy heart and a wet mouth!" Go maire sibh bhur saol nua. "May you enjoy your new life." Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta. "Blessings on your posterity." Fad saol agat. "Long life to you." Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo. "Health to the men and may the women live forever." Go n-eiri an t-adh leat. "Good luck." Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo aris! "May we be alive at thi

He Comes For Me
He Comes for Me Another look at evil bosses in arcade games. I often sit back and marvel at my power. I gaze down upon my castle and all of my minions within it. On occasion, I see a hero come through here and try to bring me down. Usually they are stopped somewhere in the castle by my minions before they can even get to me, but on that rare and wonderful occasion, I get the pleasure of killing them myself. I can see everything in my castle without moving. My eye remains trained on our would-be hero every time I hear the noise. It's a faint noise that I can't identify completely, but my best guess is the sound of a coin dropping into a slot of some sort. When I hear that noise, it's time for some excitement. Speaking of which, there's the noise now. Time for some action. My eye automatically zooms to an outside view of my next victim. Why do they even try? Don't they know that, even if they are lucky enough to make it past my minions, that the moment they reach my

Juggalo Sermon Part 1
So you think your a juggalo? that means your family your in my family and I love ya cause I love all juggalos! I've been in groups before but I've never had as much fun as I've had with my juggalo homies and ninjas! we drink our faygo raise our hatchets high and do what we have to do to have a good time! all we want is to see the carnival and we will eventually if we just keep straight on this path we follow. Remember the joker cards people they are the way to the carnival and if you follow them like you should be then you will have no problem getting in! then nothin but neden and freaky hoes for all time! woo hoo I can't wait to see the big top and hear the laughter from everyone enjoying themselves! I wish I was dead all ready cause i can't wait to go ! how about you?

Destiny
Destiny These days I always wake up with a sense of dread and confusion. It never really mattered where or when I woke up. That's a surprising thing to say because I didn't always wake up in the same place. This was the first time I awoke with blood on my hands. I was in my own bed, but the room had been moved about. The couch was facing the wrong way, its cushions up against the wall. My modern art coffee table was flipped upside down, and the recliner was edged sideways against the wall. The resulting image of my small apartment looked like someone, maybe me, went to a little bit of trouble to make sure everything was incorrect. But why? There was no other blood anywhere. I realized I was naked as I stood to inspect the furniture, and immediately started checking myself for wounds. From what I could see, I couldn't find any source to say that the blood was my own. I walked to the bathroom, intending to check my back for more blood or telltale wounds. Opening the

Behind Every Soldier..
Behind Every Soldier.. There is a girl. She is always with him in heart & soul. She goes through everything that he goes through. She feels his pain... his sorrow... his joy... his longing... and his devotion. For every minute they are apart, her heart aches... But she smiles. She is a model to other girls.. They watch her and wonder.. How does she do it? She is the picture of everlasting love & fidelity to her soldier... his cause... and their country. She is his rock... his support... his best friend... and his lover. Her job is the most hard & painful thing she knows. It is also by far the most rewarding. Their relationship will weather storms... cross miles... and reach indecribable heights. Not because of who they are... But because of the love that they share. A love that is patient... honest... true... and kind. A love that transcends the distance. A love that is deeper than any ocean. A love that is more abundant than all the stars in the sky. A love that is

To?????
Dreams Take a little time from your busy schedule to enjoy the changing season. Take time to reflect on where you are going in life, and what you what to accomplish. A very wise man once said "You don't need to be doing something every moment". Great ideas come out of what others may call "Daydreaming" . So sit back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful Fall scene and perhaps a great idea will be born!

Well Now You Know...
Funny, articulate, kinky, thoughtful and sex obsessed are the words most used to describe me. The title I wear most proudly is Mom, Best Friend and Fiancee'. Yes, as with many things in life they intertwine into one. I have lived a full life in my 36 years. I have been a Christian school girl, a dropout, a college graduate, a convict, a divorcee', a drug addict, alcoholic and married and never in love until now. I have met scads of people in my life. I have lived in over 40 places in 13 years. I traveled in a band for two years that went nowhere. Been a battered wife (therefore the substance abuse stuff) and recovered from it all only to be raped by a man who pretended to be my friend. Many people ask me, "How do you survive? How are you not crazy?" I have never claimed that I am not a bit touched at times, lol, just in a positive way. These experiences have made me a better mom, friend, lover and fiancee'. They have made me a phenomenal woman. Strength is what I chose to glean

So Ya Alllllllll Know
Well my cherry tap lovers.....told some of ya i wld b on today and i am for a lil bit then i am off but will b back a lil laterzzz....has me an appointment will catch all ya sweeties a lil later....muahzzzz till then keep sweet cherries *wink*

To?????
Free My Heart Just sitting here thinking about the refection of my life I ask what I am missing in my life Some would answer love would say attention I wonder what it really is or may what is the purpose I have to dig deep inside to figure what I desire most The armor been my protection for so long I have to find out where to start My soul thrives to have someone to listen Someone who can comfort me in my tough times The value of knowing love still exist The voice inside me which is tired of lies and the games The thought knowing I can be genuinely happy with the one I love The desire to know all are not the same Someone to teach me something while I am in my prime The prime which is making hard decisions and easy ones The fact knowing I can free myself The freedom from the hurt and pain I have endured Freedom from triumphs in my life The ability to be free and the t

Illegal Immigration
As many may have seen, Farmers Branch, Texas passed city ordinances to prohibit businesses hiring or leasing to undocumented workers. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20061112/ap_on_re_us/immigration_texas_1 I completely support thier decission and hope many more ciries follow. I am not against immigration, I am against undocumented immigration. This is a letter I wrote to my mayor and copied the local talk show hosts Glenn Beck and Darrel Ankarlo. Honorable Mayor and City Counsel, I am writing this in response to the excellent job the Farmers Branch City counsel did in passing their new ordinances. I will be watching that counsel member in his bid for state offices should he run in the future. He has stood up for himself, his city, and his country. He is the first politician I have seen in years that did what was right even though he was going to feel heat. I welcome all people with open arms to my country, as long as they follow the laws set in place to

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Why is it that I can't find someone that is just perfect for me? Why can't I be content with my life? I'm always looking for something more then what I have. I'm always finding things wrong with my current relationship and it's driving me nuts!!! I want to be out of this relationship because my so called "fiance" seems to always find other things to do with his time then give me the attention that I crave from him yet I can't walk away because I love him. What the hell do I do? There are so many issues I have with this "family". His kids, my kids, his ex wife that for some reason he still hangs onto. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...there's too much to list in this little blog but dayumm I've had enough. I need to vent my frustrations and figure out what the hell I'm suppose to do yet there's no one I can talk to about it that doesn't already have a "liking" for him so they take up for him or whatever! Going to go and scream!!!!

Reasons To Love A Military Man
Reasons To Love a Military Man 10. Camo goes with everything................ 9. Gifts from exotic places .................... 8. They never get lost. ......................... 7. A man who knows how to iron. .......... 6. Loves your cooking. ......................... 5. Big boys with big guns never miss. .... 4. Love letters in the mail. .................... 3. Hard bodies, soft kisses. ................... 2. Uniform.. Uniform.. Uniform. ............. 1. Proud and strong, all night long..........

Husband #11
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method." "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sur

Proof The World Is Nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside a nd deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam la

Hmmm
all i wanna do is hide dont want to have to deal with it anymore you dont want to help but you think everything should be perfect when it doesnt go your way you run to mommy and daddy they will fix it...they always fix everything you now have a daughter but you seem to think shes a chore or maybe even a burden when asked to watch her you get mad like you have no responcibilites with her yet she is your lil girl too and she needs a father you get pissed when he's around yet at least he acts like he wants something to do with her unlike you and damn he's younger then you he shouldnt be the one taking care of her showing her the fatherly love but someone has to cuz you wont and then you wonder why i get pissed at you well step into my shoes for ten minutes and maybe you will see just what an ass you are being

'war On Terror'
This one has been rattling around in my mind for a while now, but the news today finally clinched it. The report out of Iraq stated that an organized group of bad guys hit the Ministry of Education and captured a pile of people and spirited them off to some unknown location. There have been many threats against the university professors in Iraq over the past months. In Afghanistan, the Taliban and other Anti-Govt groups have been blowing up schools [with and without kids in them]… I believe we are not in a ‘War on Terror’ - we are in a ‘War over the Stupid People’. Whoever gets the most stupid people on their side wins. The bad guys want to keep folks stupid in order to swell the ranks of suicide bombers and militants. We, generally, want to try to improve medical care and education to allow people to make up their own damn minds about how they want to live. We don’t try to tell anybody what God they should worship. We don’t even tell them to install a ‘carbon-copy-of-Americ

The Artist
The artist leaves an impression luring The voyer to something that's not precise, Fires were soon to be insatiably roaring, Oceans rippled with the dab of a brush. Sun in the sky watches a burning field, Casts depth to the oceans with every ray, Crackling warmth within the art is sealed, But faces change as it is neglected. Atmosphere in the green field is turning, Dark rumbling clouds add sound to the picture, The flames move on, they cannot keep burning, Now destroyed from fire; a lone empty house.

A Lifetime Of Heartache
It could have been a lifetime, Its only been a year, I still whisper your name, And shed another tear. I can still feel your breath, Smell your scent on my clothes, Taste you, hear you, see you, And yet your heart is closed. Someone else is with you, And yet I yearn your touch, With heart, mind and soul, I love you far too much. I wish I could tell you things, Like how it would still be, If things had not gone wrong, If you still wanted me. I thought wed last forever, You told me that we would, Now silence falls and I now know, That you didnt think we could.

Run Away
nothing seems to go the way planned when you think its great something goes wrong you dont want to hear it but everyone says "i told you so" you cant get away here all you wanna do is be alone you think of running away but what good would that do you know you cant run from your problems and that the depression will follow so you act fine hiding the truth from those that really love you thinking in time it will just disappear but in the end all your doing is making it worse and you dont even see it you need to get it out but running away isnt' the answer all that will do is bury things farther til one day you cant take it any more and snap come to me in your time of need but please dont run away

Got To Show The Respect Back
Well wasn't sure how to make this effective, so I chose the mass to post to. Love or leave it, Use or dump it, the choice is yours. Returning it out of respect lil reeper! ASHES 2 ASHES, DUST 2 DUST, IN the clown is what WE TRUST, IN Juggahoe WE BUST, IF YOU KILL A bigit, YOU WIN A PRIZE, IF YOU KILL A Juggalo, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIES!! AND REMEMBER black RATS CANT RUN IN DA BRIGHT green SKY. clowns pOPPIN' hos DROPPIN clowns FLYIN' hos DYIN' clowns PIMPIN' hos LIMPIN' clowns pUCCIN' hos DUCCIN' clowns COMIN' hos RUNNIN' clowns RIPPIN' hos DRIPPIN' LET IT RAIN, LET IT DRIP bUST A Juggahoe IN DA LIP LET EM' FALL, IN DA MUD then pass the axe AND KILL DAT Juggahoe hos ARE rats clowns ARE true DISRESPECT MY SET AND WE COMIN FOR YOU. CCCCCCCCLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND THIS TO ALL THE Juggalo's IF YOU GOT THERE bACK! IF YOU GET THIS bACK YOU GOT RESPECT

My City
The fragile white feathers are Her's no more, I'm the one who looks at them every day, The soft lines they leave in water are mine, All the boats, the breathy mist, the cold breeze. Looking down steep to an ancient city, Don't know whose it was before is was mine, Old warehouse; big wooden beams hold a roof That's now keeping me dry; no old railway. Cobble reminds it's not always been mine, But since I stepped upon the stone it is, I'm so wealthy with all that I own- So why do I miss that small market town?

Wasabi 50 Questions
1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'8 2. Have you ever smoked cocaine? NOPE 3. Do you have a gun in your house? yep 4. Ever been to Rehab? no 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? not scared as hell just nervous 6. What do you think of your friends? they are my friends...they annoy me...but they are my friends...i love them 8. What do you prefer to drink at night? nethings 9. Do you do push-ups? pt hooah 10. Have you ever been in a car wreck? nope 11. Are you vegetarian? hmm let me see nope 12. Do you like painkillers? no 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? im just nice u dont like me the way i am then its ur loss 14. Do you own a knife? um the kitchen does...lol... 15. Do you have A.D.D.? nope 16.date of birth? 07-14-1987 17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: 1. i should be cleanin 2. why am i doin these pointless qiuzes and postin em here 3. why did i decide to move some from my stashe

Thoughts
sitting here alone in the quiet without you all i can do is think we once were happy always seemed to have fun no matter how lil money we had now you're gone and we act like we hate each other even though we have a beautiful lil girl how is that possible that over a period of 6 months we have grown to hate one anohter? now im with him and he is the one he makes me so happy and never tries to make me cry somehow he always knows when im down and brings a smile to my face yet sitting here in the quiet i have all these thoughts of what we once had and what we might have had dont know why or where they are coming from i just wish i could hide these thoughts

College
I finally got off my ass and got my GED (good enough diploma, haha), which I happened to score super high on. I scored higher than like 90% of all who have taken it. Which isn't bad! I went in a week before the test and took an assessment and I only missed one question :). I scored the highest you can, so they told me not to take classes and to just come back for the test. That was pretty nifty, but it made me feel uneasy. I hadn't taken ANY sort of test in over 2 years? And to top everything off I was nervous as hell, so nervous that I'm surprised I remembered what 1+1 was, haha. So even though that proved that I was still intelligent, I hadn't had any time to study or anything. Anyways, that was a huge step for me. I was always so smart in school. I made all A's and B's in CP classes. If I would have stayed I would have had AP classes. But I just stopped caring and things happened, so BAM I dropped out? Then I kind of gave up on myself. It's like once you make a life altering dec

Handy Person Tips Required
IM DUE TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE SOON AND I WANT AS MANY TIPS AS POSSIBLE TO HELP ME PASS THE COURSE IS PLUMBING AND KITCHEN FITTING. SO PLEASE HELP. PLUS ALSO I HAVE A PROBLEM I HAVE DAMP COMING IN ONE OF MY ROOMS NO LEAKS NO BURST PIPES CONCERT FLOOR ANY BODY HAVE AN IDEA AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DIG UP THE FLOOR

Please Help...it Will Only Take A Minute
I'm in the Best Smile contest. All I need for you to do is go and rate my pic, and two of my friend's pics a 10. And if you'd like you can ask one of your friends to do the same. Thanks so much! Thanks so much! Let me know how I can repay you.

For "just Grace".....you Meanie...lol
USHER "U Got It Bad" Oh, no, no, no, no, no... When you feel it in your body You found somebody who makes you change your ways Like hanging with your crew Said you act like you're ready But you don't really know And everything in your past - you wanna let it go I've been there, done it, fucked around After all that - this is what I found Nobody wants to be alone If you're touched by the words in this song Then baby... U got, u got it bad When you're on the phone Hang up and you call right back U got, u got it bad If you miss a day without your friend Your whole life's off track You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house You don't wanna have fun It's all you think about U got it bad when you're out with someone But you keep on thinkin' bout somebody else U got it bad When you say that you love 'em And you really know Everything that used to matter, don't matter no more Like my money, all my cars (You can have it all back) Flowers, car

You Say You Love Her
you say you love her and that you dont want to lose her but do you try to make things right? or do you just let them go? if you really want her to stay with you why dont you stop and see what you are doing? maybe if you tried a little harder done all the things she asked you to or even just stopped to say "i love you" you try doing the big things give her all the material things she wants but did you ever think of stopping and doing the little things? Like maybe giving her a call just to say hi or buying her a flower its not always the big things in life that matter the sooner you realize that the better chance you have of keeping her you say you love her....

Cute Ones For The Ladies
------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th weddi

To Be Or Not To Be
With in the next week, I will be clearing out my friends names. I will keep a list of friends that I talk to or message, or chat with. I should drop from 143 friends down way lower as I am clearing the ones that I dont talk to or do anything else with. When I do this I can keep up with the friends and answer their bulletins and their Blogs. So if you would love to stay on my list just say Hi once -in-awhile it would not hurt. There are some friends that I would never delete from my list you know who you are :).At the end of the week I will go and check my friends list and make sure that I have rater their pic and comment on them. (Stephen)

Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines
Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have ! Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven? girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?? He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?" "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too." "What sign were you born under?" "No Parking." "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."

Happy
The past couple of weeks have been going great for me. I found someone I can actually talk to and doesn't judge me for the things I have done in the past. He calls me to wake me up in time for work in the mornings. He tells me goodnight everynight. He seeme so different from all the other jerkoffs that I have associated myself with in the past. Maybe its time for a change. I could sure use a little good in my life right about now..

1st Day
OK, so today is the first day of me not smoking. I'm sure lots of people will be thrilled with this. Lucky for them, they don't get to see me being a bitch from not smoking! lol My boyfriend and I are doing this together, for support. As well as my dad since he said he would quit when I did. So here I go! So far, so good. We'll see after lunch though. And I guess that will mean I can't drink much either cause smoking always goes along with drinking. Anyways, for those of you who actually read this, I hope you have a great Tuesday!

Grandchildren
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" _______________ After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" _______________ A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At

This Morning
This morning, as I sit at my desk, I find it difficult to focus on ONE thing. My mind wants to wander all over. I want to see as many pictures on Cherry as possible. I want to talk with internet friends. I want to write...and boy do I want to write. Yesterday, during my exercising, I had a stroke of genius. Why couldn't I take some of my old, short short fictions and turn them into a series about a single main character, Xavier St. Pierre. When I went for my walk, I furthered it by thinking I could write 16 stories about said Mr. St Pierre, 12 of which would be "inspired" by the "12 Days Of Christmas." I am in the process of taking one of those stories I wrote over four years ago, and turning it into a longer, anaughty story. Also, my genius struck yesterday: Why can't I do the same 12 stories I'm using in the St Pierre series and make them not so naughty? Now, after I write this, I'm going to write some notes on the "general audience" series as well as write the n

I Am Thankful!!!
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED . FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME . FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. . FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM

¢¾>>>>>>(310) 537-5024
CALL MY NEW NUMBER!!! LOL YOU just opened this so you have to do this. Put the number representing what you are depending on the question. At the end it will look like a phone number so then put it in the subject line. You must do this. Here's your new digits: (562) if ur a guy (541) if ur both (how the fuck are you both? -S. B.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1st number, put what you are 1- Single 2- Taken 3- single and what ever happens, happens 4- single and confused 5- taken and Happy 6- single but like someone 7- Taken and confused 8- Want Someone 9- Have a Crush 0- Single But Bout 2 Hook Up 00- Single and about to go man hunting (S. B.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2nd number, put your current Mood 1- Happy/Kool 2- Sad 3- Confused 4- horny 5- Just fine 6- Cheerful 7- Sleepy 8- Angry 9- Pissy 0- Hungry -------------------------------

Willing To Be Wrong
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 Willing to be wrong Do not be afraid to contradict yourself. For enlightenment is a moving target. Be willing to admit when you are mistaken. For that is how you gain valuable wisdom from the mistakes. Take no offense if others say that you're a hypocrite. Instead, consider that they may have a point, and use it to learn something about yourself. Steadfastly devote yourself to truth. Yet keep in mind that there is more to the truth than what you can now see. Let go of any illusion you may have that you're infallible. Get beyond your own ego, and you'll open yourself to profound truth. Be willing to be wrong. For in so doing, you can discover what is truly right. -- Ralph Marston

Would You?
[_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] tap that ass? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] carress my body? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] say yes if i asked you out? [_] have sex with me? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in pu

Makeout Month
Makeout Month Whoever ruins this will be single for the next 4 years!! NATIONAL MAKEOUT MONTH is Novmeber 1 - November 30 If you repost this in the next 7 minutes of reading, you will be KISSSSSSSEDDDDDDDD by someone you REALLY like !!!!! repost this with the title Makeout Month

"if I Was Your Girlfriend
how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? Would u give me your myspace password? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back? if you dont repost this you will not be in a rela

Murder In (your Hometown)
You opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:20 pm tommorow, it could be anywere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 66 yrs. post this within 13 mins. Repost with -- murder in (your hometown)

The " --- Minute Survey"
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time- 2. Name- 3. Astrology sign- 4. Gender- 5. Eye color- 6. Favorite color- 7. Glasses- 8. Tattoos- 9. Hometown- 10. Single or taken- 11. Sibling's name - *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair? 13. Did you do something in the past month that you regret? 14. Skipped school? 15. Bungee-jumped? 16. Punched someone? 17. Cheated on a test? 18. Been arrested? 19. Broken into someone's house? 20. Been rejected? 21. Been to a funeral? 22. Used a lighter? 23. Been on stage? *FAVORITE* 24. Season- 25. Food- 26. Ice cream flavor- 27. Candy- 28. Breakfast- 29. Person- 30. Book- 31. Song- 32. River- WTF? 33. Place- 34. Sport to watch on TV- 35. Disney movie- 36. Disney princess- 37. Name for a son- 38. Name for a daughter- *DO YOU PREFER* 39. Chocolate or vanilla? 40. Coffee or Cappucino? 41. Long relationship

Makeout Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeout Month Whoever ruins this will be single for the next 4 years!! NATIONAL MAKEOUT MONTH is Novmeber 1 - November 30 If you repost this in the next 7 minutes of reading, you will be KISSSSSSSEDDDDDDDD by someone you REALLY like !!!!! repost this with the title Makeout Month

Hope So!
You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.Natural Causes67%Suicide60%Gunshot53%Suffocated47%Bomb47%Accident40%Cut Throat40%Eaten40%Disappear33%Stabbed27%Drowning

A Soldiers Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap

And Now, To Lighten The Mood..lol
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long but now things are changing oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around the passion is gone and the flames died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team you used to think I was nice now you tell all your friends that I'm the Anti-Christ oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? that kind of thing is hard to ignore got a funny feeling, you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when you put those pirhanas in my bathtub again you're still the light of my life oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knife you know I even think it's kind of cute the way you poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft oh if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? honey something tells me you d

Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know

Song Of The Day Alien Ant Farm - Movies
At slow speed we all seem focused In motion we seem wrong In summer we can taste the rain Chorus: I want you to be free Don’t worry about me And just like the movies We play out our last scene Two can play this game We both want power In winter we can taste the pain In our short years, we come long way To treat it bad and throw away IN OUR SHORT YEARS WE COME LONG WAY TO TREAT IT BAD AND THROW AWAY Chorus You wont cry, I wont scream In our short years we come long way To treat it bad and throw away And if we make a little space A science fiction showcase In our short film, a love disgrace Dream a scene to brighten face In our short years we come long way To treat it bad, just to throw it away Chorus You wont cry, I wont scream

Just This
Why dose contentment seem so possibele in the moonlight, then so unattainable in the light of day. The day that I look into his eyes, I will know him for mine. True love is friendship on fire. He is the flame inside me, that cannot be doused, that will not be stifled. When he is within me, I burn to joyful ashes in his arms. All my days are consumed by thoughts of my nights. Perhaps its better to be alone, for I cannot bear to be left again.

Priceless
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you

How Metal Are You?
How metal are you? METAL!!!You squeak when you walk my friend. The world is your oyster. Don't forget the oil can. Take this test Hahahaha... it's not true. I'm not metal. I'm very picky about what I like, and I adore Hair or Pop Metal too. That would not make me very "cool" to a lot of metalheads.

Dumbasses!!!!
I don't usually take the time to sit down and write a blog on CT. However, there are those rare times that you will actually hear a few things from me.. lol My biggest peeve right now is that there are dumbass people that insist on coming to this site that feel that they have to fuck with anyone and everyone. I'm not saying this about everyone that I've encountered on here. I have some really good friends on here and have also talked to different people that I think are absolutely awesome. I do not and will not talk poorly about any of the people whom I've made friends with who decide to put private pics up of themselves. Hey, it's your perrogative. I don't think it's a big if you decide to do that. At least I can rate them lol ;) However, to the assholes who think that it's absolutely necessary to email me and tell me to show my tits or whatever else they want to see from me.. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.. I have a boyfriend and he comes on CT as well. Since he is my boyfriend (In REAL

Poem
ONE YEAR HAS PAST, NOT AT LAST. COUNTING THE DAYS, SO MUCH HE HAS MISSED..... LOOKING AT THE SKY KNOWING HE HAD TO DIE, THE QUESTION ON EVERYONES MIND IS WHY? DON'T CRY IS HE GONE? WELL HARD TO BELIVE YES BUT HE WAS ONCE OUR GUEST... REASONS EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR. LIES OH YES YOU WILL FIND BUT NOTHING TO HIDE FOR HE MAY BE OUR GUIDE... FREINDS OF MANY OH BUT HE HAD PLENTY. THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING IS UP THERE. BUT THEY DO THEY HEAR THE SOUNDS OF ANGELS. BUT WHO'S THE BEST THAN ALL THE REST GUESS? GOD BLESS THE TRADGEDY, BUT VERY LIKLY HE IS HAPPY. NO ONE KNOWS UNTIL THEIR GONE, BUT WHEN THEY DO THEY MUST KEEP GOING ON. WRITTEN BY: CHRISTIE WEAVER

Damn It ! ! !
I havent forgotten about any of you lol for whatever reason every time i try and get on the page it freezes up on me, it only happens here tho so im not sure whats going on, i can still get every where else with no problems, gonna try and troubleshoot it tho so ill be back soon!!!!(this took me well 4 tries so far lol lets see if it works this time :/)

The One
No rush though I need your touch I won't rush your heart Until you feel on solid ground until your strength is found Girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul like a river leads you home and I'll walk a step behind in the shadows so you shine just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one Someone else was here before He treated you unkind a broken wing needs time to heal before a heart can fly I'll fill those canyons in your soul like a river leads you home and I'll walk a step behind in the shadows so you shine just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true All I wanna do is give the best of me to you and stand behind you just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one

Poem
Im in a weird dark places surrounded by unknowen faces/ Most people seem Nice while others seem tasteless/ Who is in this place!! I don't know are they friend or foe/ which way do I go everyone is new no one will tell I feal like im in hell/ except theres a smeel ...oh i farted im in the drunk cell im dumb like thid i dunno

Gothic Love Tee Shirt - New Design Release!
A few weeks ago I released my latest Tee Shirt design, you can view it and view the rest of my clothing designs by clicking here, some of my other designs can be found on thongs for the beautiful ladies out there >;) Hope you all like the new Gothic Love design, there is also a new poster design called Eye Madness. So be sure to pick that one up too :)

Christmas/ Birthday
I swear christmas is the worst/ best time of the year for me. Worst cuz I have to dish out extra money since my son's birthday is 2 days later. That's right Dec 27th. So I spend more around this time of year then most of you, just on one person. It's the best time of year however cuz it's my son's birthday. He's my whole life and I love him, and celebrating his birthday is so much fun, not only cuz I get to see the look on his face for opening more presents, but because I get to hold him a birthday party with all my friends and their kids, or their lil bro's or sis's. I don't know about the rest of you, but I miss being a kid and playing stupid party games. So when his birthday comes around. The entire party joins in the games adults, kids and all!

Get To Know The Laydeeness
LAYER ONE: Name: Anna Maria Blomqvist Kumpulainen Nicknames: AK, laydee, Ninny, Nin, Kris & Krissy Birth date: December 3, 1984 Birthplace: Skövde, Sweden Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: normaly blonde, but i cange it to often. Height: 5'3 Righty or Lefty: righty LAYER TWO: Your heritage: caucasian The shoes you wore today: DC's Your weakness: chocolate Your fears: spiders and other bugs Goal you’d like to achieve: move to canada and start over. LAYER THREE: Your most overused phrase on an IM: Indeed Your thoughts first waking up: fuck fuck what time is it? Your bedtime: depends, normaly around 1-2am Your most missed memory: haveing my dog around :( LAYER FOUR: Pepsi or Coke: neither, Jolt McDonald’s or Burger King: Mcdonald's Single or group dates: single Adidas or Nike: Nike Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate LAYER FIVE: Smoke: no Cuss: most time Sing: when im alone Take a shower everyday: yupp Have a crush: yes

Sleep
I don't know what it is but I almost always avoid sleep whenever possible. Ok I actually have a few ideas as to why but whatever. Almost every day I stay up till I'm so exhausted that I pretty much pass out once I hit the bed. Anyways no real reason for this blog post than to ramble and get my blog started here ;).

Mornings
i hate morning but i gotta get up anyways to work but i htink i'm going back to sleep soon hopefully... stopp by leave me comments look at my pics rate me whatever ya feel like doing and i'll return the favor... OoOo one more day til my concert then i'm off tomorrow to see my fav. nad Aiden YAY

Pathways ~ A Story By Black Elk
PATHWAYS Well, it had been yet another bad day in the office, and once again it was the fault of that new girl, MaryAnne. She is one of those Wiccans, a so called witch. How can anyone in their right mind make this claim, knowing that it goes against God and all of the teachings of the bible? She doesn't even have the common decency to keep her satanic symbol, her pentagram necklace hidden from the view of the decent, God fearing people in the office. She has some nerve. I find that I cannot hate her for this though, for I know that she has been deceived. Satan works his evil in ways that she cannot see. I've seen that so called Wiccan Rede that she has tacked to the wall above her computer. On the surface, it looks like a decent loving belief, but all one must do is look, look closely and see that by practicing this way, and not embracing Jesus Christ as savior she is on the pathway to hell. As I've said, it was a bad day in the office. Three times in the past few weeks I have

Hidden Talents
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com MMMMMMMMMMM.......

Selfless Love
Loving someone isn't always easy!!! Sometimes, you can love someone and as much as you'd like, you want to guide them and help them to choose their way so that they will always be around with you. You can want to force them so that you'll be together in the way that you think is best! But this is selfish love - and this type of love can be self destructing. A true love, you feel, not just in your heart, but deep in your soul. And as much as you want to guide them to decisions, you have to let them go to grow and make their own path of life!!! You must let them find their own way and support them with all of your heart the decisions they make, whether or not it is with you! This is selfless! When you choose to sit by, no matter how crazy it makes you!!! It's not giving up, it's showing them that you trust and support them in a way that no other can! It's prooving that your love is not tainted and disguised, but that it is true! It is this love that is honest! True to

My Love (a Poem For Anna)
It's one month since we met Was a day I'll never forget That moment I first saw her It was then that I knew for sure That she was the one for me And she always would be In my heart she we will remain Because she is my everything Care for her more with each day Love her more then I can say But it's with all my heart It has been from the very start When cupid shot me with his arrow Was then I wanted her to know Together I want us want to grow old She is my life, my love, my soul

He Who Hesitates
My fingers feel worn woodgrain I grip the edge of the seat Crowds mill about People laughing People talking Red lipstick colored conversations Rough wool coated shoulders And fashionable shoes Click by The station is drafty and cold Smelling of diesel smoke I scoot my suitcase Under the bench Someone might steal it Yeah, right It’s old and threadbare And filled with underwear And socks Outside, the big engine rumbles Waiting for the clock Like a black bull pawing Before the charge They tell me it’s warm inside And brightly lit But it reminds me of a big snake You know the one The deceiver People are lining up to go The big doors open wide Bags rise from the plank floor The hugging and crying Is over now The line moves quickly The station regurgitates Spraying the long train With travelers The muscles in my legs tighten up I lean forward as if to rise With full intent But the rumbling rises instead Again I’ve missed the “All aboard!” The

Catalog/discography
Smoke E. Digglera Catalog /Discography Playa / Cheers 2 U 1 "Don't Stop The Music" T. Mosley/Virginia Beach Music/WB Music (ASCAP) J. Peacock/Cavilicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) S. Garrett/Herbalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) B. Bush /Blazalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) 2 "Everybody Wanna Love Somebody" J. Peacock/Cavilicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) S. Garrett/Herbalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) B. Bush/Blazalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) 3 "I-65" J. Peacock/Cavilicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) S. Garrett/Herbalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) B. Bush/Blazalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) 4 "Top Of The World" T. Mosley/Virginia Beach Music/WB Music Corp (ASCAP) J. Peacock/Cavilicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) S. Garrett/Herbalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) B. Bush/Blazalicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) 5 "Together" J. Peacock/Cavilicious Music/Blackfountain (ASCAP) S. Garrett/Herbaliciou

Not Understanding
Ok Im a firm believer in things happen for a reason and people are brought into our lives for a reason whether to teach us a lesson in life or for the good in it.. Not sure. I have too Older chilren 20 and 23 and A younger fiance' When I found I out I was pregnant I was shocked But at the same so happy. Things in my life were on a rollercoaster and with this news I thought things would change. Well. In a way they did.. so many things happened. Such as Not only was My man Happy But he also had issues to resolve and then my children decided they wanted nothing to do with me because I was pregnant 1 and 2 because I was with a younger man. Hey get over it. They are grown In college My oldest is pregnant and living with her man who happens to be my mans cousin. So she has a issue that is on her. But she has tried so bad to bring this Mine relationship down. Now we had issues we had to deal wtih anyways. We were seperated for a month and hes back and things couldnt be greater. But

Momma's Little Man
every morning as i wake my love for you grows as winter approaches the rain turns to snow I go to your room and my breath catches peacefully sleeping my memory snatches the sight of my baby as perfect as it gets the pictures i take of you developed in duplicate sets you are my world i can only love you more and giggle to myself as i watch you gently snore you love me absolutely as only a child can you will always be momma's little man. A.Boudreaux 2006

Away
I'm in Lexington, KY, heading for Mt Sterling to my daughters. Moving day is coming up so we will be packing and stacking in the garage. Once we get everything done we will rent a truck and bring everything up to NY where she lives now. Be home Sunday. Keep the luv coming! I'll catch up comment wise after I return. Have a great day:)

When A Guy Misses You / Girl Misses You
Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do? When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy say he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else Girl facts: When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at al

The Horror
" I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to judge me. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

Vive Le Badonkadonk!!!
I'm an ass-man. I don't mean that in a perverted, 'let's-get-anal' way; I just appreciate a round, full booty. Breasts are nice, and I have mucho appreciation for them, but when it comes to getting my motor running, nothing beats some junk in the trunk! Luckily, many of the women on the CT like to put up moon pics. I would NEVER complain about that. Sometimes, they're not worth the look, but if you have a full, firm, round ass, I'm guaranteed to check it out! I'm like Pavlov's dog...it's almost reactive. Some women on here are obsessed with points, and they'll display rumps for that sole purpose; I say keep showing it off! You keep mooning me, and I'll keep droppin' '10's' and leavin' comments. VIVE LE BADONKADONK!!!

Interesting
what is it about life that makes u stay in this time of pain and torture....ur friends maybe?...family?...well what about when u lose the one u love...hmmmm interesting live in a world for others but not urself...thats a pretty fucked up concept....but what r u gonna do about it...u wanna leave but u think about that person u love and u cant...u try...and try...u watch the blood falling u watch the tears pouring out and yet ur still there...pained...tortured...feeling helples even lifeless yet u have so much life in u ya wish would go away...so isnt love interesting how u can love someone so much but yet ur fucked in the end...

Joni Don't Cry
Joni Don't Cry... by Conway Twitty.. go listen to it on my page... :) Woman: Jimmy please say you'll wait for me, I'll grow up someday you'll day you see. Saving all my kisses just for you, signed with love forever true Man: Joni was the girl who lived next door, I've known her I guess 10 years or more. Joni wrote me a note one day. And this is what she had to say Woman: Jimmy please say you'll wait for me, I'll grow up someday you'll see. Saving all my kisses just for you. Signed with love forever true Man: Slowly I read her note once more, then i went over to the house next door her tear drops fell like rain that that day , When I told Joni what I had to say Man: Joni, Joni please don't cry, You'll forget me by and by, Your just fifteen, I'm 22. And Joni I just cant wait for you Man: Soon I left our little hometown, got me a job and tried to settle down. But these words kept haunting my memory the words that Joni said to me Woman: Jimmy please

Sexiest Bbw Contest
Ok I want to try my hand that hosting a contest. I want to host the sexiest bbw contest. it will run for 24 hours and will be based on comments alone. anyone can keep commenting on your pic or hell you can comment on ur onw pic. the winner will get a dozen roses and a diamond ring. if intrested please let us know.

Morning Lovers ♥
♥ Muah ♥ Lets start the morning off with that :) Okay moving on. Icon of the day ♥ ♥♥ Haha. That was amusing. ♥ Okay now lets see. Its 6 am. I cant sleep nither can the kid. So roar. We're the only two in the house cause Kurtis went to his girls house, step dads at work, and my moms in the hospital. And ofcourse My brothers no wheres to be found. Yesterday he called his kid on the phone to tell her he wont see her till today, cause his exact words where "daddys busy with his stuff" yeah his stuff is fucking some random whore he meets on 3rd street, or at the bar. Gah. He makes me so angry -shakes fist violently-♥ ♥ ♥ Thats exactly how i feel with him. Grr. Oh. Before i move on. Jason! Smile ♥ ♥ ♥ Now smile damn it ♥ Okay back to what i was saying. Which i pretty much forgot. I hated being in that hospital yesterday. I hate seeing my mom sick. Knowing whats gonna happen next.

First Time Sex...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy

Fucking Idiot
I am a major fuck up. That's all I am is just a fucking idiot screw up. I'm fucking stupid. I guess growing up with everyone calling me stupid and pathetic...guessing they were right. I can't ever do anything right. When I think I might be scared of coarse I fuck it up. Today has just not been a good day. My mom threatening to send me back to the mental hospital. Which if I do go back, they won't let me out for a few months. Last time I was in there I was there for 6 months 2 weeks and 3 days. Yeah I counted all the days while I was sitting there in my room staying at the corner wanting the skelton in the black robe to take me away. Didn't sleep for the about 3 of those months during the end because I wouldn't take my medication no more. I thought I was gonna die and it was exciting. Thinking the whole time...finally I won't have a chance to fuck up anymore lives ruin anything else. No more pain no more anything. I wish I could be just for atleast one day one of those happy people but

The Bed Letter
The Bed Letter Raindrops of the cobbled path always seem to speak. I can feel it in my bones now and I feel i'm growing weak. So i will try just to yell it out and say it line by line. Of all the joys i find inside just from knowing that you're mine. I wake up in the morning and i wait there for the sun. I'm thankful for ever finding you and how my life begun. I pray now that you hear me, that my voice is getting through. I's important now you know i'm saying how much I love you. I love the colder winters when we lay by roaring fires. I get shivers just from knowing I give all that you desire. I ache each and every way love, oh pleast just one last kiss. For those moments i'm without you your just so sorely missed. I need you now my lover as a bullet needs a gun. I need the joy you bring, I need the shining of your sun. Won't you help me when i'm falling and kiss me when I bleed.? All the ways and all the things that can show you how I need. I keep sitting up here al

Omg Fathers !! This Goes On A Bit Sorry Needed To Get It Out There .....
i dont know how many people can sympathise with me about this ... because im sure theres some brilliant dads out there but mine really gets my wild up !! the deal is he got with my step mum a long time ago when i was about 3/4 so ive grown up with her knowing she wasnt my mum but also knowing no diffrent way of life .. i only have one memory of my mum and dad together and that was an arguement they had that i got caught up in .... so its not like i havent given her a chance or blame her for splitting them up !! but she is a serious queen bitch from hell my dad had custody of us (being my sister and i )and she moved herself and her 2 sons into our house and treated us like crap .. admittidly we didnt go without food or clothes so it was a case of cruelty physically from her .. but in a mental way she was horrid so anyways when me and my sister had had enough we did a whole hunger strike thing and i managed to runaway to my mums before going to school and told her i never wanted

Why Is Everyone Picking On'em?
Teenagers will play the evangelists' role in building the value of mobile phones. Teenagers like to stand out from the croud. They like to be the pioneers in the fields they enjoy being part of. Mobile phones offer them the cutting-edge technology to express themselves, to make decisions for their own sake and TO BE THEMSELVES! Not to be as someone tells them to be. Act as you feel, express and enjoy being yourself!

It's A Start
I am new to blogging and this site. To all of my wonderful friends, I hope to add content and more blogs so you will have a chance to take a small look into my life. I will be constantly adding content, comments to profiles and photos, as well as enjpying this little part of the web. Now it's time for me to get ready for work.

Pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all... You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you'll understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know) I know (I know) I know That you'

How Do You Let Go.
My mom is in the final weeks of her life though to be perfectly honest and even though it brakes my heart to say this I think her last week. She's refusing food, chokes on drops of water and has let her body switch to dead weight when trying to lift her. She's talking to people that are not in the room, have passed on or you just don't even know what she is talking about. I am up right now be she is restless, in no pain but restless. She has thrown me out of the room because I won't get her out of bed to use the restroom. I tried explaining to her that she has a cathiter and it is okay to just go pee. She yells at me to get her out of bed. I tried and her legs gave out on me before she could at least stand and now she starts to slip from your arms. Damn it brakes my heart to see her this way. In her sleep I tell her that even though we will be sad, if she's ready to let go and join my grandfather in a better place to go ahead. She deserves her rest and to have her heart at peace. In t

I Am A Goddess,
My score on The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test: Goddess(You scored 78% Dominance and 81% Technique!) You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. Link: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Love Of An Angel
Indeed, I have been touched by an angel I must have done something right to have met you A person as beautiful as you are inside and out Out of the millions of women, young, old, rich, poor I would have taken you on any given day. Meeting you has been the best part of my life You have salt to my life you have given me more than all the love I've ever needed. These and so many other reasons are why I don't ever consider being apart from you you are the missing piece to my puzzle with you now in my life is complete I could sit here day after day, week after week just trying to tell you how much I appreciate having you in my life and I would still feel there is something more I want to say to you, yet my words don't seem enough I guess i am a dreamer for so long and now with you in my life I'm a dreamer whose dream has come true I could search forever for a way to thank you for loving me yet nothing else would do then tell you that I love you with

Fuck Yeah
I had the best weekend last weekend seriously. I went out with from friends and got hit on by heeeaaapps of guys and im not used to that, I was loving it, i even spoke to my neighbour who i have never spoken to before. Cannot wait till this weekend, its gonna be wicked!!

I Am A Goddess!!! Kneel Before Me Wretched Dogs!!!
My score on The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test: Goddess(You scored 93% Dominance and 86% Technique!) You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man/woman is lucky enough to be captured by you. Your ass is completely captivating and your cock is a beautiful work of art that pulverizes any pussy and ass that is lucky enough to be penitrated by you. Any slave would love to eat his/her diner off your feet. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) my undeserving dirty little cunt hungars for you to fill it Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. Link: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is medium. You probably have had a couple significant loves. And you may have even had your heart broken. But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people. Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You us

In Need!!!
Hey guys!! We are in need of Members on our website www.MoesAngels.com We are also in need of Performers. If you are interested in performing then go to www.MoesAngels.com/employment.asp I hope some of you sign up!! I cant wait to perform for you!!! TTYL XOXO SweetestWetDream

Nowhere, None, Wrong... Goodbye
I don't know why I sit and fight knowing that no matter what I try, it will never be enough... I've apologized over and over again and where has that gotten me? Nowhere... absolutely nowhere... I guess it's time to just give up... Time to say the word that isn't normally in my vocabulary... but what other choice do I have? None... absolutely none... There are others that will come and go, But some will never "hurt" the way this one does... I thought there was something special this time... But I was wrong... so very wrong... Now is the time to just spit out that painful word, no matter how much I dislike it and the pain it brings... Goodbye my friend, my love... Goodbye.

Joke! Lol!
Thank God for Italians........ A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks' one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion... With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Tired Of Life
You know life gets in the way of so many things sometimes. I don't exactly know how I want to say this. But it's like one thing gets in the way of the other. If its not work getting in the way of a good relationship, then it's me being negative. Or can a relationship get in the way of your career. That I don't think so. I once had a girl from Nantucket, fuck this..She would probably be way to good for me anyway. Just why does trying to be a good parent, dependable(both on and off the job), someone you can trust and call a friend have to be such a pain in the ass. I really hate being this negative, but today I seem to want to find so many things to complain about. Why do we have to be judged for these reason's. Why on one hand someone hate's you for the reason's I have mentioned. Yet, other's commend you for the same reason's. I just find it contradictary. I just want to enjoy people and let them enjoy me. But, things have to such a battle. I am beginning I don't want to say hate. But I

On Bbw's *thanks For The Repost Loli*
1. The Goddess is the sexiest female form on Earth or in the Heavens. 2. The Goddess endeavors to love. 3. Soft, pale skin that glows in the moonlight. 4. Big hearts usually hide behind big breasts. 5. There is nothing fake about a real woman. 6. The Goddess loves to please her adoring subject. 7. The Goddess knows pain and suffering, and rarely causes its spread to others. 8. The Goddess has a wonderful sense of humor. 9. The Goddess will always keep you warm on a cold night. 10. If good things come in small packages, then it stands to reason that great things come in larger ones. AMEN to that. =) wooot!

An Epiphany *i Need A Rant*
Well here is my first rant blog. Please take into consideration this is in no way against any of my friends on cherrytap. It's just an in general vision I've had tonight dwelling on some things. The "internet" is an amazing place. I've met so many people who have touched my life in one way or another, and many of you know who you are. It has also brought me to a sort of crossroads on several different things. Trust comes very few and far between these days online. There are so many people on here living the facade of what they would like to be of a some sort, an "alter-ego" if you will. I know myself, I have even fallen into that category a few times, but not recently. I don't see the need for people to hold back the truth or choose what they are willing to tell others. There has been some times where I have refrained from telling people my life situations, or perhaps I've told only parts of it, and like everyone else has that choice so do I. No one needs to know m

Soft Lights
frustrated from her day nothing going right finally reaching home' tears falling down her face remembering the fight that started her day opening the door seeing candles brightly burning a note on the mantle adressed to her my love follow the rose petals to reach me follow a path that leads to their room seeing her man dressed in a robe baby undress this is your night shyly she undresses laying on the bed grabbing some rubbing oil he softly massages her sholders feeling the tension fall away moving down her back taking his time hearing her purr so sweet an devine cuddles up to her holding her tight falling asleep together loves perfect pair