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My Very First Time
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last its finished Its all over now My first time ever At milking a cow!!!

The Woodpecker May Have To Go!!
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six : Build your future on high ground. Seven:For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs Nine : When you're stressed, float a while. Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too

*sighs*
How the hell can I raise my self-esteem when I have that fuckin' piece of shit callin' me names and everythin' ? He told a friend of mine that I am ugly, selfish, lazy and a bad human being. I mean he use to call me beautiful. He use to say that I'm his dream gurl, and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. And now look at what he's doin' to me. He's makin' my life a livin' hell jus with these mssgs. I know they aren't true, but still, they still pierce my heart so deeply that I ache for comfort. Then he turned mean on me, did I do somethin' wrong?

Jesus Is Watching You
Jesus Is Watching You Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

Behind Locked Doors
Behind Locked Doors As darkness falls upon the moors Evil is released from behind locked doors The darkness hides them from our eyes Covered in maggots, worms and flies Skulking upon the dark misty roads Looking to find your docile abodes To ooze into your innocent lives To creep into your silent cries As the evil arrives in your homes It sends a shiver through your bones A dark foreboding creeps up your spine> Your adrenaline flows and you know its time To pull the sword in its magical glow And seek out evil to deliver the blow To sever its head and loosen its bowels To see its gore and hear it’s howls As you vanquish it into the night You prevail and still fight the fine fight Until the darkness falls again upon the moors Until once more evil is released from behind locked doors By: John Wesley 1999

New Me
New Me This is the day a new me is emerging. I may have wondered what it would be like to be someone else—to experience a life that is completely different than mine, to have a new name of my own choosing. Yet in my heart of hearts, I know who I am—a beloved child of God who is living a life so filled with possibility that a new me is continually emerging. Each day I am made anew. Each moment of the day is an opportunity for me to learn and to grow in my awareness of God. Every experience of my life is a transformative experience—one that reveals more of the new me that is emerging. I am a different person today than who I was as a child, and I become a new person with new outlooks and attitudes with every experience. Every day is an opportunity to reveal the new me that is emerging. “On the white stone is written a new name that no one knows except the one who receives it

Heaven And Hell
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. " The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it

Rules To Life.........
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess u

Funny Joke - Murphys Sex Laws
Funny Joke - Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that

Relationships
Here is some random thoughts or advice on relationships, dating and marriage. Take from it what you will. To Start Know This: Not every relationship is good. Learn from the bad ones and move on. This will help you have a better outlook on dating and relationships in general. The Purpose: Dating is ment to weed out the bad suitors. That is why you DATE people instead of selecting randomly and immediately marrying them (which is what would happen if you never weeded out the bad ones). Bad relationships and breakups are supposed to happen. That person wasnt good enough for you. Arent you glad you found out what they were like by dating them before you made a larger mistake like pregnancy or marriage only to find out later you shouldnt have. Every person is different, some people date for years and into middle age before finding the one and settling down. Others marry early or choose never to settle down. People who marry under the age of 21 generally are looking

The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look at sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning." "Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo. It mean someone stole tent!"

Poison
Poison Bitter anger, jealousy, revenge, It’s the darkest in us all, It depends upon our call, As we guarantee our fall. I fear the martyr in me, As much as I fear it in you, So why do we run to the lies, Instead of facing what’s true . Imprisoning our self in our minds, Repeating primitive history, Condemned, Trough out the times. Easily picking the budding twigs, Ignoring the roots we bear, It’s just a matter of time, Before it’ll reappear. Inhaling the tox of self-pity, Searching for somewhere to dump the blame, We are all a part of this circle, And all as one, the same. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Lost Cherry Has The Hiccups And I Think Its Blaming Me :(
Just letting you all know .. Im not being rude .. by not goin to pages . but .. as you can see my User pic is down .. and usually when I go to my page or anyone else's I see nothing .. :( sometimes it will half load if im lucky ....So... this is to Let you all know I adore you my friends . and as soon as these Virtual Hiccups are cured Ill be back :)

Size, Does It Really Matter?
I'VE RECIEVED QUITE A FEW NOTES (PHOTO'S TOO) REGUARDING ONES PENIS,ALTHOUGH SOME ARE QUITE IMPRESSIVE,IT'S STILL JUST THAT, A DICK LADIES I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE YOUR OPINOIN ON THIS MATTER HOWEVER I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT THE FELLAS THINK,PLEASE DON'T HOLD BACK,BUT GUYS KEEP IN MIND THAT WE GIVE BIRTH, SO REMEMBER IN KNOWING THAT WE CAN ADAPT TO BRING FORTH LIFE YOU REALLY CAN'T DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE TO IT NO MATTER HOW MASSIVE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE,SO TO ANSWER MY OWN QUESTION FIRST NO SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

For Playfulwolf
The touch of your hands Warm and gentle, sweet and kind Feeling your soul through the touch Searching for something or some one That understands your moods Your need to be loved And feel safe and know you belong When someone simply says:"I understand" And know only the truth is spoken To see deep into the soul And know what lies there Someone who knows how to bring it out Into words or actions To show how to bring it out And show it to the world The ability to Embrace it and live in it How not to live in the shadows We may be different by nature, but near fear it For these hands will never harm you Our souls connect Our hearts race Our love intertwines As it climbs to the sky Taking us higher and higher Til our needs are fulfilled Copyright © 2006 Daniel SilverCougar

Phone Failed To Ring
A New Jersey farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed

Men...
Why does it seem that men always go for sluts. I mean and skinny ones.. I'm talking girls that barely wear clothes. the ones where their shirts barely cover them and there skirts could be used as dental floss. Guys seem to be all up on appearance. I'm not skinny not by far. But at least my shirts and skirts cover my ass. And the girls who dress like this have no self respect. They want attention. It's like look at me I'm a whore. That is what you look like. And men are Perve's. Hunnie he doesn't love you. He wants to fuck ya till he's sick of ya then toss your ass out like a used rag. When you dress like that people don't take you seriously doll.. And most women never take you men seriously! I'm done Ranting!!

Its 924
and just come back from a wake been there since 230 HAD ABOUT 15 DRAFTS REMBERING MY FREIND HOW come u acn rember stuff when some one passes away and cxant tell them how mucjh they mean to u maybee its the booze talking but from now on im gonna tell every one how much they mean to me sorry aboout spelling i see three screens

I'm In Love With Asian Girls
Im new at this LC thing, as you can see. Actually this is my first blog entry EVER!!! I must come right out and say this. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ASIAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! I can’t help it. There is something about them that really gets me. I don’t know what to do anymore! I’m no longer attracted to any other kind of girl. I mean, I do have my list of priorities: #1 Asian, #2 Hispanic or Indian (there’s a tie there) # 4 White and, no offence to anyone who might think that im being racist #5 African. I love all of them but, the Asian girl is just... well... perfect! So, I want to know how many Asian girls are out there in LC land! Give me a shout

Xxx_love Me_xxx
As our eyes met something struck my heart From cupids bow came a whimsical dart Piercing this soul whom has loved you so Wishing for one more moment must you go? Away from my arms straight to my mind Where you will stay until I see you in time My eyes will still sparkle as your eyes do When I began to realize maybe I love you Your smile warmed my heart as an open flame Strew these ashes spelling me your name Rose a question from the smoke perhaps fate Wrote our love in the stars not a moment to late

Name That Tune
Name the top five songs you'd want to either seduce someone to.. OR have someone seduce you to. (no not have sex too.. that's a whole other list) My top five songs to seduce someone to OR seduce me to: #5 "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix #4 "Nasty Grind" by Adina Howard #3 "Love to love you baby" by Donna Summer #2 "Closer" by NIN #1 "How does it Feel" by D'Angelo granted there's ton's more but these were just the top few on my mind.. I hope you'll tell me what you like as well! btw I love this video Adina Howard Nasty Grind

Don't Say No To Sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's

Touch Me
Touch me and set my soul a blaze Your grace and beauty do amaze For god made one so full of love An angel sent from heaven above To make the world a better place And touch the souls of all you grace And leave inside your essence sweet I seek you out your face to meet For only when my eyes see you Can I carry on the day through You’re light and joy and peace of soul The missing piece that makes me whole I knew you before time began Before there was woman, before man Eternal we are and always to be Your everything good in this world to me So blessed am I that we found each again For you made something great inside this man And now life will never be quite the same You’re written in my heart and my soul know your name By R. Thomas Dinsmore

57,000 Alaskans Can't Be Wrong.
Here is an E-mail I Got from Defenders of WildLife: This week, nearly 57,000 signatures calling for a state ballot measure to ban same-day airborne shooting of wolves and bears were submitted to the Alaska Division of Elections. It was the culmination of more than a year of hard work … and it couldn’t have happened without wildlife supporters like you. Help support these and other efforts to end Alaska’s brutal aerial gunning program with your donation to our Campaign to Stop the Alaska Wolf Massacre. Help Stop the Massacre With another bloody aerial gunning season just weeks away, Alaska wolves need your help. Help us raise $40,000 by November 2nd to stop the massacre and protect imperiled wildlife. I want to help save Alaska wolves and other imperiled wildlife with my donation of… $25

Barry White - Let The Music Play
Let The Music Play Tell you folks what, I enjoy listening to this dude's music. It is also known as music to get laid by and in some states it can be considered a date rape drug LOL..... Here's to Barry for helping people get laid for over 40 years.

Needed A Place To Masuubrare
A woman is told by her doctor that masturbating before sex often helped women last longer during the act. The lady decided, "What the hell, I'll do it," sHe spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. sHe couldn't do it in her office. sHe thought about the restroom, but that was too open. sHe considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, she realized her solution. On her way home, she pulled her car over on the side of the highway.sHe got out and crawled underneath the car she was playing with her pussy..Satisfied with her privacy, she started to masturbate. sHe closed her eyes and thought of her lover. As she grew closer to orgasm, she felt a quick tug at the bottom on her shoulder Not wanting to lose her mental fantasy or her orgasm, she kept her eyes shut and kept fingering her pussy , "What?" sHe heard a voice say this the police. What's going on down there?" The lady replied, "I'm playing with my pussy its very wet ." Came the reply, "W

Balloons
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back.

A Poem
Haunting Spirit Haunting me with words that touch A spirit so dear I feel it so much In my mind and under my skin Thoughts that possess me from within Ruling my heart with feelings so deep I feel this spirit when I sleep In dreams I see a sweet smile Haunting me holding me all the while Toss and turn kicking covers away Laying naked and on display For a spirit that never leaves me be Possessed of one, never wanting to be free By R. Thomas Dinsmore

It's Not To Much To Ask For!!!!
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FAL

I'm Not Perfect
I've never claimed to be perfect I make mistakes No one understands what it's like to be me Why can't anyone accept me for me I just live my life the best way I know how Why can't that ever be good enough I love like there's no tomorrow Yet, that's still not good enough I am who I am I will never be who you want me to be Please, accept me as I am I'm not perfect....and will never be

Happy Holloween Guys
hey everybody hopeing you will have a great scary holloween i Halloween had its beginnings in an ancient, pre-Christian Celtic festival of the dead. The Celtic peoples, who were once found all over Europe, divided the year by four major holidays. According to their calendar, the year began on a day corresponding to November 1st on the modern day Gregorian calendar. The date marked the beginning of winter. Since they were pastoral people, it was a time when cattle and sheep had to be moved to closer pastures and all livestock had to be secured for the winter months. Crops were harvested and stored. The date marked both an ending and a beginning in an eternal cycle. The festival observed at this time was called Samhain (pronounced Sah-ween or Sow-in). It was the biggest and most significant holiday of the Celtic year. The Celts believed that at the time of Samhain, more so than any other time of the year, the ghosts of the dead were able to mingle with the living, because at Samh

Dedicated To The One Who Broke Me...
"I hear... a voice say "Don't be so blind"... it's telling me all these things... that you would probably hide... am I... your one and only desire... am I the reason you breath... or am I the reason you cry... Always... always... always... always... always... always... I just can't live without you... I love you... I hate you... I can't get around you... I breathe you... I taste you... I can't live without you... I just can't take anymore... this life of solitude... I guess that i'm out the door... and now i'm done with you... I feel... like you don't want me around... I guess i'll pack all my things... I guess i'll see you around... It's all... been bottled up until now... as I walk out your door... all I can hear is the sound... Always... always... always... always... always... always... I just can't live without you... I love you... I hate you... I can't get around you... I breathe you... I taste you... I can't l

You're The Reason
I knew it right from the start The moment I looked at you You found a place in my heart How, lucky I had found you Is this real? I can’t believe You gave me reason to live You taught me how to be strong With you is where I belong… Please do not leave me behind You’re the heart and soul of my life Once I was gone and alone At last! With you, I am home… You are the love of my life And I thank God I’m alive All of this, you know it’s true Everything I do, I do it for you…

Confused
LOVE is a LIAR i know this is a wierd bulleton to post up but im in the worst mood and confused on a lot of things so i thought i would vent out to all my GHETTO people. Why is love the hardest phrase in the world to say. I mean people can say lets have sex, lets go out, lets date, lets get together, i love timberlands and hip hop and all the other things but when it comes down to love, and loving another person wither it be a female or a dude, no homo, people cant say the word until its to late. Love is a passion that keeps people alive, love for who u are and for what u do is the thing that makes u, u, AND ME, me. but why is it when it comes to loving another person we as a people are so blind that the word totally slips your mind and never comes up to the person is lost to u or unobtainngble. and why is it the people we love are always hurting u and breaking your heart. and by that i mean when your not in love the pettie fights and bickering dont matter and its just anothe

Costumes Are Wicked, Fun. Delights...
so i'm now alice... As in wonderland... it'll be hott. :D I'll post picture on the day of halloween of after considering I'm going to be tottally ripped that night. Well love you all.

Truck Trouble
A man is told by his doctor that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check y

Rebelion Vampire (revenge!).
You scored as Rebelion Vampire (REVENGE!). You are a Rebelious Vampire, You are cursed,and pissed you gathered a bunch of others who think like you and are out there doing the Blade thing, Kickin ass and taking fangs. Down with the lords!Rebelion Vampire (REVENGE!)100%Vampire Lord (leader)83%Vampire Minion (follower)67%What Type of vampire are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Numbers...
Well lets do some math... I have 282 friends and 125 pictures posted. I think I have figured out that rating and commenting on each picture would give me 5 points. Using these factors, if every one of my friends were to rate and comment on each of my pics, I would have 176,250 more cherry points. C'mon, where are you guys when I need you? :)

Difficult Things...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing...

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?(pics!)
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes25%Passion17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?(pics!)
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Thats Right Am Tired Of The Pain Good By To My Past
this for all my friends that known me and love me 4 me thanks you all for sticking by me no matter what i apreate it and i will never for get it and for all you who dont love me as firend or as a special firend in you life or anything else if you injoy hateing on me then puff be going like puff the M****R F**kin Dragon and for those that where my who where past gf's ,ex's or homies i got one thing to say how its feel to be the enemy how does it feel to be a genjin how does it feel to be the one on the out said how does it feel to know that you were just not woman or man eought to stick by me lol you no i may not rember but iwont for get and hell i may not be at my best but am still here ! lol thats right said huh to know that so if you got problems i feel sorry for yea and you deserve my pity lol thats right pity thats all you will get from me and you may have had you fun but hey guess what the ride is over better file you self under john's rejects lol anyways thats what got to say i

Hehe
Well today I got my costum for halloween...I am gonna be a vampyre fairy. I will take some pics if i can tomorrow and let everyone see or I could make you guys wait until I get my camera developed next friday...I dont know yet. What do you guys think? Bisexualvampyre

Nude Pics, Plz Vote For Me! :)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VOTE 4 ME???? ****RATE ME???***** on other links, besides my profile? :) best titties, ass & pussy """"u dont not have to comment, but plz do vote!!!"""" PLEASE NOTE IF U ARE GOING 2 VOTE EVERYONE ELSE THERE IS NO NEED TO VOTE FOR ME.... :) WE CANT HAVE THE SAME amount of votes< or no one will win!!! HERE R 3 LINKS please click on each picure seperatly It is a contest & (IT WILL BE OVER in just a hour) THANX 4 UR SUPPORT ***KISSES**** links nolonged valid after 10-27-06 thanks

How I Will Die... Maybe If I Had A Gun...
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear80%Suicide73%Bomb53%Disease53%Stabbed53%Cut Throat47%Gunshot40%Posion40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Eaten

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds50%Biting42%Bondage17%Whips8%Chains/Handcuffs8%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

How Wild I Am
You scored as Hot/hard. You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard100%Exciting/Exotic95%Passionate/wet70%Shy/Sweet40%Soft/slow40%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

The Screw
It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his prom date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie is not ready yet, so why don't you sit down?" he says "That is cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks him what the plans are for tonight. Bobby replies politely that they will just go to the soda shop or to the movies. Carrie's father replies,"Why don't you guys just go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a great surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it. "Oh yeah our Carrie really loves to screw. She would do it all night if we let her," Carrie's dad says. Well this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening is begining to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces she is ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out t

Yes...yes...yes....
You scored as Passionate/Wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet more often even outside of sex, but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truly. You can't keep your hands off them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Passionate/wet100%Exciting/Exotic90%Hot/hard80%Shy/Sweet30%Soft/slow25%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Getting "back Into The Game" With Women
Getting "Back Into The Game" With Women -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >Getting back into the game after some time "away"... whether it's because you've just gotten out of a relationship or marriage... or because you've had a "dry spell" in your dating life... requires a good kick in the butt in the area of SELF ESTEEM and SELF CONFIDENCE. If you need some of these, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/DeepInnerGame/ ***QUESTION*** Hi, I've read your newsletter for a few months now and just recently got your book which is fantastic. First off a little background here. I was married for 11 years (I'm 33) and basically was either dating or

How To Meet Women Online?
When I first started learning how to meet women, one of the tools that REALLY helped me a lot was... of all things... the INTERNET. I found that having email and instant messenger conversations allowed me to "slow down" and focus on thinking through each comment, question, and response. I could literally SEE it as I was creating sexual tension and chemistry... and I had the advantage of being able to meet women on a "level playing field", and lead with my stronger qualities - my personality and my humor. I've met amazing models, actresses, dancers, and other "impossible to meet" women... yep, you guessed it, online. Not only can you meet women and talk to them LIVE anytime, day or night... but you can also use the internet as a "real world simulator" of sorts. You can practice all of your conversation starters, Cocky & Funny responses, and other ATTRACTION BUILDING concepts with REAL WOMEN. And the best part is that it's essentially FREE. If you've b

Reading And Using "sexually Body Language"
Reading And Using "Sexual Body Language" -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >Body Language is one of my favorite topics when it comes to meeting women and creating MASSIVE attraction. If you've always wanted to learn how to use your Body Language and other communication to trigger strong CHEMISTRY with women, then take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ I have some interesting news for you... Attractive women know within SECONDS of seeing and/or interacting with you if you're a sexually aware, confident man. And they make the SUBCONSCIOUS decision of whether or not you're a possible sexual partner within a maximum of a few minut

Yay, I'm So Exited....and So Close....(to All Lc Users)
I just upped my level last night to level 8 and now i'm 2,654 Cherry Points away from level 9! I'm normally not so active on sites and I havent even been on lost cherry a full month!!! but this is exiting!! yay!! im up to 30-something referrals now and hoping to get more. I know its not THAT exiting because there are so many people who have WAY higher levels than I do but still..I'm happy!!! :-D I love evryone on here. All the LC friends, fans, and everyone else have been SO nice to me. So this is for you:

I'm Exciting
You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard100%Exciting/Exotic100%Passionate/wet80%Shy/Sweet20%Soft/slow10%Awkward/New10%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Bio
Hello everyone. As most of ya know I am a bisexaul femail. I am not mared anymore though. I do not have any kids. I did have two dogs that were my kids though. But I left them with my ex husband. As mist of you know I have a new love now. He is such a great and loveing man. And he means the world to me. I have known him for meny years. And for me I think it was love at fist sight. Although I did not realize that untel a few years later. And now I feel like I am ware I fily belong.

A Storm Is Brewing....
You Are Storm Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses. Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene. Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning Which of the X-Men Are You?

Words From My Heart
THE BEAUTY OF THE MOUNTAINS THE BREATH TAKING MOMENT WE SHARE THE FRIENDSHIPS WE MAKE OUR LIVES WE HAVE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS BUT NEVER DO WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO JUST THAT EVERYDAY I HAVE A CHANCE THANK FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS I HAVE FOUND ON THE NET I HAVE MET MANY BUT ONLY KEPT A FEW ONES I FOUND LONELY AS I WAS THAT NEEDED A SHOULDER SOMEONE TO LISTEN OR MAKE THEM SMILE OR LAUGH I FOUND IN THEM SOMEONE TO CONFIDE IN SOMEONE TO SHARE MY THOUGHT MY OPINIONS MY HAPPY TIME AND MY MORE OFTEN SAD TIMES ,JER,SANDY,ROBIN,JAN,ROGER,DEB,DAN,ANDY, ELLA,LINDA,ROSIE,JAMES,ALAN NEAL,ELAINE,JULIE,KRISTI,NANCY,PHILL, SO MANY NAMES I COULD HAVE ADDED THANKS SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME BE ME AND MAKING ME SMILE GOD GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIVES GOD BLESS YOU KEEP YOU ALL SAFE HUGS LYNN

Some Gifts Are Worth Sharing.....chapter One
Some gifts are worth sharing.... Chapter One...... My robe puddles to the floor........ Leaving me shivering in the moonlight......... Climbing between the cool sheets, reaching for the warmth........ Searching for the forbidden skin.......the hunger building within. Our bodies mold to heat our desire........knocking the chill as if it were fire. We sway and rock beneath the silk......moving, flowing like the smooth pour of milk. My hips present My back archs My pussy presents for the deep promise........ Your cock represents......... Slowly and Surely.......on top of you I mount Moaning so softly You kiss my mouth....... Hushing my passion only momentarily........ To release only my cries in the belly of our house. My slit dripping honey Tightening for the ride Your ears I slighty nibble Your throbbing you can not hide........ I lean my breasts close to your chest..... Teasing your flesh with the hardening of my nipples My hair loosely flows to cre

Pepsi And Pop-rocks
No, I'm not that intelligent... Today, I figured I'd write a bunch of hoo-ha and see just how many comments I can get about nothing. I mean, we just LOVE commenting about nothing, right? We sit all day in front of our TV screens, computer screens and just comment about nothing. We can watch a man bleed on TV and go... "Dude, that dude was so stupid." Why was the dude stupid? Was it because he got so stoned and drunk that driving nine feet to kiss a telephone pole he thought was Marilyn Monroe back from the dead was a good idea? C'mon, how many times have we become so wasted we thought an inanimate object was sexy. Heck, that's how 98% of "naughty toys" are created. They sit in a little pow-wow circle and drink until they can look at an object and say aloud, "You know what'd go good with this here saddle and reigns..?" Mind you, if you started thinking something off-balance about that thought, perhaps you might want to visit the next available taping of Dr. Phil (Medicine Woman). Or

Dinner Time
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She ask him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on this Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After

To A Keeper
TO A KEEPER! One day someone's mother died.And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, we keep them clo

My Fried Raf's Sayings Well Some Of Them
choose not who you can live with, but who you can not live without. it's better to be broken than to break. i wear my every emotion like a mask, it hides how i really feel inside. i am better than you. my spouse is better than yours cause i say so. K? religion is hate, religion is fear, religion is WAR!

Chains
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting92%Whips83%Bondage83%Blind Folds33%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Leo And Scorpio Thing 2
Leo & Scorpio When Leo and Scorpio join together in a love match, the result is usually a dynamic and intense union. They are well tuned in to one another's needs; Scorpio demands respect and to be wanted while Leo needs to be adored and complimented constantly. They are both extremely loyal, and often possessive of one another. Both members of this love match are able to give the other what they need and while enjoying one another's strengths. Leo relishes comfort and luxury, often doing things on a grand scale. Leo tends to be flamboyant, and Scorpio will appreciate that and will be happy to be the audience Leo requires as long as there is equality in the relationship. Leo shines brighter and more insistently, evolving into the living, breathing manifestation of magnificence and luxury. Scorpio shies away from the limelight but likes to control the mechanics. Because both Signs are so determined, these partners really need to work to understand and accept one another. Leo is rul

Leo Scorpio Thing
I am Leo, My Lover is Scorpio This is a fervent blend of personalities, with strong emotions and passions brewed up hot on a cosmic burner. Both of you are fixed fixed.html> personalities -- you're not given to changing your stance, so when you two don't see eye to eye, the dishes could start flying! Still, to watch Scorpio-Leo couples, you can't help but wonder if they deliberately egg one another on just to have the opportunity to get steamed up and overwrought and then fling themselves into the sweet lovemaking that inevitably follows. The dynamic tension of both of you wrestling for control keeps this relationship teetering on the edge, but it appears that is exactly where you both prefer it -- it certainly keeps things exciting! The heat you two generate is so intense it could light a bonfire. Scorpio's power is more mysterious and emotional, with a wide and deep spectrum of feelings. You can't always know the extent of your Scorpio's feelings because those still waters run d

Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM93%Sex God70%A Romantic25%Virgin20%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Memiors Of Amanda
MEMIOR OF AMANDA Christina Marie Gore is one of the most influential people in my life. She has the coolest style of anyone I have ever seen. Black hair, crystal blue eyes that change from green to gray and back to blue. Her style is very punk, rock emo, which means emotional; it’s kind of like a style of dress and acting. Like punk. Emo has the whole flippy black hair, tight dark jeans/pants, and band t-shirts. She may be four months younger than me, and I call her my little sister, but she has always been one of the most influential people in my life. One time, when I was about thirteen years old, Christina, Sally, Erin, Brandy, and I were into the whole cutting thing. Well she helped me a lot with stopping for awhile. She has always been there for me ever since we were little kids at the age of seven. We met at The First Church of the Nazarene in Wilmington, North Caroline. Her grandma, whom we call her maw maw, had been going to the church for year, but Christina had

Funny Stuffs
i can't tell you that i like you, even though i have since last year, when you had a girlfriend i dreamed every night that yall broke up and now that you like me, i'm miserable, because you won't do anything about it. I cant believe that after all this time, i find i still care for you. even after what you did to me, after all the shit that happened. i want to hear your voice every time the phone rings..... i can't stop thinking about him, but i really want to because i know if we fell in love, it would destroy me. only if you knew how much i loved you he knows i like him but he doesnt know that i like his best friend too I tell everyone he is just a friend, but really he means more to me than anyone. i never fell out of love with him even though i'm the one that walked away, i still pray for us to be together one day even though i've convinced everyone else but myself that i'm completely over him my heart sank when i first laid eyes on you and i would give not

I Will Not Let Thee Go
I Will Not Let Thee Go by Robert Bridges (1844 - 1930) I will not let thee go. Ends all our month-long love in this? Can it be summed up so, Quit in a single kiss? I will not let thee go. I will not let thee go. If thy words' breath could scare thy deeds, As the soft south can blow And toss the feathered seeds, Then might I let thee go. I will not let thee go. Had not the great sun seen, I might; Or were he reckoned slow To bring the false to light, Then might I let thee go... I will not let thee go. I hold thee by too many bands: Thou sayest farewell, and lo! I have thee by the hands, And will not let thee go.

Party-it-up
Whether you do it tonight (Friday), tomorrow night (Saturday), or on Halloween (Tuesday), getting Crunk is required like dressing up. Hopefully you've moved past walking from door to door in a greedy attempt to suck the world dry of all chocolate, nougat, caramel, gummy-things, gum, taffy, licorice, suckers, and any other drug-laced goodies you can think of. Instead, I pray that you have graduated, as I have, to a greedy bar to bar attempt to suck the world dry of all beer, whiskey, tequila, gin, rum, vodka, wine-coolers, and any other drug-laced alcohol you can think of. I may not be a zombie, but I'll be walking like one by the end of the night. I may not be a vampire, but hopefully I'l be sucking on some innocent girls neck by the end of the night. I may not be a werewolf, but i will be howling at the moon by the end of the night. I may not be a wizard/warlock, but I can garuantee I will be flying high be the end of the night. This is the way I intend to celebrate All Hallows Eve

How Are You About Sex? (with Pics)
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet75%Soft/slow60%Shy/Sweet60%Exciting/Exotic45%Hot/hard35%Awkward/New25%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Blood Moon
the feeling...its warm like fire inside u...i look up and see the redness the moon looking so evil and understanding...as i watch it the color starts changing turning darker and redder...i look donw and see the shine and feel the cold touch...watching the tough make me fall...seeing the moon as i lay on the ground...remembering what pain i felt every day...what torture i go through...and the thought of knowin something so cold and shiny can release me...release me into a land of freedom and a time of no stress...seein everything pur out i start getting tired i see everything turning red again...the moon turning into a blood red and i realize...that cold touch of the knife...released me to the eternal life of lonliness but whatst he difference alone in the world or alone in eternity either way...im alone...but in eternity i wont care about hurting ppl i wont care....in this world pain is what i fear...in my immortal time i wil have no fear...ty ty to the cold steel that has released me.

How Are You In Bed??
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic78%Sex God68%A Slave To BDSM53%Virgin50%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

1000 Saturdays ...
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the kitchen with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it. I turned the volume up on my radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning talk show. I heard an older sounding chap with a golden voice. You know the kind, he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business himself. He was talking about "a thousand marbles" to someone named "Tom." I was intrigued and sat down to listen to what he had to say. "Well, Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy with your jo

How I Scored
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky60%Average40%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Woohoo Happy Halloween!!
i wont be on tonight as i almost always do! i'm going to a costums party tonight with a friend :D yay! hopefully i'll get new pics of it, so i can share them with you all :P this year i'll change, i wont be witch, i'll be a doctor like my sister lol sooooo.... again for the cuties ones that stopped by to say have a nice weekend, for the ones that said thanks, hello, and please, for all those that really considere me a FRIEND, i'll send a big big big hug and lots of kisses! (yes, i'm still waiting for few that still didn't say thanks, and that pisses me off in someway, you get worried and care for them and they ignore you... they know who they are!) anyways, have a great friday night :P with lots of love! Maria

How Sexual Are You
You scored as Average. You are an Average in the sexual arena. In better words: Bland. You are like a robot and follow the norm in moral standards. Count yourself lucky if you have sex at all. Lubricate those joints and get out there and live a little, try new stuff.Average50%A WUSS !!40%Very Kinky10%A Sicko0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Trying To Run
running wild running free running with love so dear to me seeing you in the distance wanting to catch up to you wanting the closeness needing you so hoping this love will never end running to you smiling so bright

What Creature Of The Night Are You???
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel!You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel67%Vampire50%You are a Vampiric Elf!42%Black Witch33%You are a Demon33%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Heading Down To Waco This Weekend.
I found out as of today that my brother has been diagnosed with cancer, and needs surgery. His surgery is this Monday, and I need to be there. I haven't talked to my brother, so I don't know how he's taking it, but I know my parents aren't taking it well. Any words of encouragement and support, as well as your thoughts and prayers are greatly appreciated. If anyone needs to get ahold of me, your best bet is my cell. Y'all take care. XOXO.

One Of Those Days...
So..I'm crabby as hell today and I'm sorry I didnt get my daily comment out to those who normally get one. Money and family issues are making me feel like jumping off a bridge is the answer. I'm not even sure what to do about anything right now. I'm just sort of venting. Hoping I can magically win the lottery and get a divorce. Frickin' men...Can't take their shit anymore either.

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughin g is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle a

What Creature Of The Night Are You You Most Like? (pics!!)
You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon!` And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!!You are a Demon33%Fallen Angel25%Black Witch17%You are a Vampiric Elf!17%Vampire17%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Wolverine
You Are Wolverine Small but fierce, you're a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy. Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Love Me More
Suck the flesh from the bone You love to taste the pain in me Lick the wounds you filled with Cyanide and Misery Don't you love what you've created A girl so bitter and so jaded You say, You Love Me But it doesn't show The scars you leave, are the only thing I know So spill my blood now You know you really want to Want to want to So this is how you love me Love me Love me

Speed Trap
Speed Trap A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale. The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous." "I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said. The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error. "But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 159."

How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic83%Sex God60%Virgin50%A Slave To BDSM28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Why Do Some People Have To Be So Damn Difficult?
I went up to the ex g/f's apartment today to attempt to retrieve a ring that I left there and also to fix her computer like I promised I would before things went south. She had told me that she would not be there but would leave the door unlocked so that I could go in get the ring and do the computer work. However, after making the two hour trip from where I live to where she lives, I get there only to find that the door was locked, nor had she left the ring outside the door where I could get to it. She was the one that decided that we should go our seperate ways, yet when I tried to get this ring (which is really important to me) and fix her computer as soon as possible so that I could move on with my life and she would have me out of hers, she accused me of being a dick and an asshole. I was just trying to follow through with the promise I made her, so that I could put some closure to this situation. I quit trying to understand the whole female gender a long time ago, however

Hehe.. This Is Really Me!!!
You scored as Whips. Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Whips92%Biting83%Bondage83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Blind Folds58%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an

Bitchen Mad. At The Moment.
why is it when some one say's there your friend. and all of a sudden you fine out there are just using you. for there own pleasure and fun. well i really think it stinks. so from now on i'm going to be careful whom i become friends with on any site i join. i hope people are very careful who they choose as friends cause you will get burned. from now on i say what i feel and mean what i say. take care. really bitchen mad.

Condoms
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

How Evil Are You?
You are 66% evil You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Beer Warnings...
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption

How Evil Am I?
You are 60% evil You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs67%Bondage58%Whips58%Blood17%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

This Was Gong To Be...
this was going to be a review of a comedy club in nashville called zannies. but on the way there, an idiot driving a car, hit my sisters car. And we missed the whole show and spent four hours in the er in clarksville. so i guess its an er review. Normally it takes for ever, but hey four hours? not bad and her male nurse, smelled awsome..!! grrr... heheheee

A First Timer
For once, I wake up earlier than you. A holiday today. I roll over, sheets rustling, to stare at the guileless beauty of your sleeping face. All relaxed muscles and soft curves. Delicious curve of your jawbone, lightly brushed with golden hair. Your eyelashes brushing the curve of your cheek. Sensual lips parted gently in sleep. Your chest rises and falls in a steady rhythm, balancing my world. Carefully, I crawl out of bed. Don't want to disturb you. But then? an idea. I feel the mischievousness slowly rise in me and court my thoughts of you. I grab your over shirt from the floor where it was tossed carelessly the night before and shrug it on - hastily, I push a few of the buttons through their holes as I dash down the stairs. I search through the hall closet and find two of the dogs' choke chains. You don't like handcuffs. I creep back up the stairs and into our room. Turn and lock the door. Pause. Morning sunlight piercing the curtains, casting a golden ray across your face. Eye

Questions Repost--
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)Would you care for me? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would u tell me? 11.)Would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? 20.)If i said i loved you would you say it bac

Feeling You Deep Inside Me
My body is ready, heated from your slight teasings My entrance is waiting to be invaded Feels like a watch-warning flood between my legs Coaxing out all the sweet warmth from my inner core With your long, slender fingers Pressing my body back against the wall My breasts pressed flat against your heavily muscled chest Your appeasement comes from the moans escaping my mouth Which will soon envelope your large, pulsating flesh Holding it in my hands, so hot it's searing Pulling with slow, yet sure movements Lowering myself until I can take you with my lips Feeling your body jerk, shaking with pleasure Watching you grit your teeth Teasing the sensitive tip with the tip of my tongue Watching as your face contort in pleasure so potent it's almost pain My body sensitive to your every touch Shivers rolling down my back as your fingertips Hard and callused though they are Leisurely move up and down my spine Causing me to lose my mind; causing me to arch against you

Bear Hunting
A hunter goes out into the forest, during bear hunting season, with his double barrel shotgun. He spots a nice plump bear, and aims, shoots, and misses. The bear comes up to him, and tells him, "What the hell's your problem! I won't kill you, if you suck my dick." So the hunter, being VERY obedient, and scared for his life, sucks the bears dick. The bear, once done "his deed" lets him go. The next day, the hunter is back, just this time, with a high-powered rifle, just right for this bear. He spots the same bear, aims, shoots, and misses. Once again, the bear comes up to him, and tells him, "I'll let you go, if you give me a good blow job." Again, the hunter obediently sucks the bears dick. And again, the bear lets the hunter off the hook. Well, wouldn't you know it, the hunter shows up the next day, just this time with a bazooka. He aims, shoots, and misses. The bear comes up to him and asks, "You again? You're not coming here for the hunting, are you?"

Disappointed
I am really disappointed....I guess that you have to been a long standing member of LC for someone to pay attention to a bullentin when it comes to helping someone level up... I have helped alot of people level up, I give all of my fans, fans of, family and friends a comment every morning (which I truely enjoy doing, makes me smile and hope the one I am giving a comment to smiles and make their day just a little better.) and I appreciate all of the people who have helped me level up without me even asking and very, very rarely do I ever ask for help.....I had sent a bullentin this morning asking to help a really nice person level up to level 3. she was less than 450....She is fairly new and I wanted her to get a good impression of LC... only 2 people responded, which they did all they could do and you know who you are, you're awesome and (Thank You, I greatly appreciate it)I was under the impression that no matter if you are well known, In the "Family" or new or whatever, that L

There's This Place I Like To Go....
I guess when we start to get sad, a lot of us have a place we like to go - Now, I'm not here to gain simpathy, but in my past, and recently actualy, I've been a cutter - It's where I go when my head is too full and I don't know where to turn. I've tried lots of other ways around it, but that is what works best for me right now. Well, what use to work - I don't do it anymore and am actively trying to keep myself clean from it. Still, things happen in life when we need to go some place - So, I suggest the following: Step 1: Google Landscapes - Then click on Images Step 2: Shuffle through all the porn that will come up until you find a picture of a place you think is amazingly beautiful. Step 3: Meditate on that place, and see if you can't picture yourself there. Step 4: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the view. These simple steps have been very useful - I've found a bunch of places I'd rather be there here/now - And I know it's not healthy to just escape when you think you can't han

If I Was Your Girlfriend!
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)Would you care for me? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would u tell me? 11.)Would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? 20.)If i said i loved you would you say it bac

What Is Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Bondage83%Whips75%Blood67%Chains/Handcuffs67%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Not 100% Like Most Of Ya Lol
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage83%Biting83%Whips67%Blood33%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Hold Me
Hold Me until i fear no more Hold Me just because Hold Me when i fall Hold Me until i stop crying Hold Me until you can't hold me no more Hold Me when I've given up Hold Me when im hurting can you do that for me? Hold Me

The Gates
If I make it to the gate, I would drop to my knee's And say thank you. Confused by how i made it. I know i did my best, sometimes I didnt make the right turn. There where times when the left turn was the right one in my eye's. Like they say you live and u learn. Now I know there is and was someone out there that gave a care bout the road i took. Now that I'm here There is something that can't wait...

Damn...lol
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.Biting100%Whips100%Blood100%Bondage100%Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs83%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

You Learn Something New Everyday
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage67%Biting50%Blood42%Blind Folds42%Whips25%Chains/Handcuffs25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Far From Ugly
Burning Soul You came into my soul and made it your home Now that we’re apart how my thoughts do roam Never at peace without you and lost inside my mind Never free of loneliness until these eyes you find Bound in a way that holds me wanting, needing so much Desires burn like wild fire, I hunger for your touch I long for sweet surrender and that loving gentile peace For a time when we gaze deep inside and passion release To sweep you off your feet and pull you to my side Free to love you wildly feelings I can’t hide Long slow kisses wet with the nectar from our lips There’s a demon driving forth desire see my halo slip To hold and make sweet longing love to you without end To be your dreams and confidant , your lover and best friend Burning hotter than I could ever try to contain Embers of this passion burn and yet you and I remain Unconsumed by the heat of two who join as one Always wanting needing more , never left undone Fed with how we feel and how we love so tr

I Wait For You (if I Wrote You A Poem)
I wait for you for the place we are to cross paths… if I were to write for you poem write to you from beneath the pomp and the masks so tenderly so carefully placed what would the words choose to say would the words spill of the sad that taints my once white soul in shades of melancholy haze they bleed upon the page of sleepless nights or comfortless dreams where running from and searching for home is the norm twisting my head in the waking hours if I wrote to you …for you a poem would I tell you of those ghosts that came before not just of the few times I let my heart fly free but of fathers that died too young how I fear giving again because I fear the leaving more if I wrote for you from my heart my search through dark and light of my path, to be the man of choice and kindness and how I tire how I grow so damn weary of stepping stone emotions I am more then the kindness in so many hearts I am a man damnit I am a man if I wrote to you a poem

Spicy Red Snapper
Ingredients: 1 pound fresh or frozen red snapper 2 tablespoons lime juice 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon black pepper Instructions: Rinse fish and pat dry with paper towels. Cut fish into four (4) servings. Brush lime juice on top of fish. In a small bowl, combine paprika, salt, ginger and black pepper; rub onto fish. Arrange fish in a baking pan. Bake uncovered at 450 degrees for 10 - 15 minutes or until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork. Makes four (4) servings. Nutritional Information: Per Serving: Calories 112; Carbohydrate 1 gram; Protein 22 grams; Fat 2 grams; Saturated Fat 1 grams; Cholesterol 40 mg; Fiber trace; Sodium 183 mg; Potassium 460 mg; Calcium 36 mg Exchanges: Three (3) very lean meat

Sopa De Albóndigas
Ingredients: 1 pound lean ground beef 1/2 cup cooked rice 2 Tbsp finely minced onion 1 tsp salt 1 tsp chili powder 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1 egg 1/2 medium onion, sliced into strips 2 medium carrots, cut in half lengthwise then sliced into half-moon shapes 1 stalk celery, sliced 1/2 small zucchini, sliced into strips 6 cups low-sodium Beef Stock or beef bouillon 1 Tbsp chopped fresh cilantro Instructions: Combine the beef, cooked rice, onion, salt, chili powder, bread crumbs, and egg. Mix well. Shape into 1-inch meatballs; set aside. Bring all the remaining ingredients except the cilantro to a boil in a large pot. Add the meatballs when the stock begins to boil. Cover and reduce the heat to a simmer. Cook for 20 minutes. Skim off any fat that rises. Turn the heat off. Add the chopped cilantro and serve. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per 5.33 oz serving): 139 Cal; 8 g Total Fat (3 g Sat Fat); 6 g Carb; 44 mg Cholesterol; 289 mg Sodium; 11 g

A Story
We have just returned to your apartment from walking. The air is heavy with rain, not quite ready to storm, but the feeling of anticipation is there. All throughout the course of the night there have been innocent touches, brushes against each other, each one adding to the energy in the air. Walking into the apartment more touches, a hand on your back, your arm against mine. We are alone here. With a kiss, you leave to take a shower before dinner. I jokingly ask if you want company and this time you say yes. Warm water running over us, my hands roaming, exploring you, the smell of soap and you filling my nostrils. Turning around, you feel me pressing against your back, feeling my excitement grow. My hands still roving, cupping your breasts, our lips then our tongues meeting as you grab my head. My hands drift lower, down your stomach, between your legs, feeling that marvelous wamth as I open you, that soft wetness I crave. Both of us driven crazy by desire, actin

I Guess She Told Him
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought to herself and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.

Island Festival Pork Chops
Ingredients: 6 boneless pork chops, 1-inch thick 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 cup orange juice 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup water 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme Salt and pepper, to taste Instructions: Heat oil in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Brown chops 2-3 minutes on each side; add orange juice, onion, water, thyme, salt and pepper to skillet. Bring to boiling, cover; reduce heat to a simmer and cook for 7-8 minutes, until chops are tender. Remove chops to a serving platter, keep warm. Cook orange juice mixture, uncovered, over high heat until sauce thickens slightly. Spoon sauce over pork chops. Nutritional Information: Calories: 180 Fat: 7 grams Cholesterol: 65 milligrams Carbohydrates: 5 grams Protein 22 grams Sodium: 85 milligrams Saturated Fat: 2 grams

"we Are One"
Brown, Yellow, Red, Black, White, Democrat, Republican, Blind, Deaf, Rich, Poor, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, Moslem, Free, Prisoner, Servant, Professional. It makes no difference. Because to our Creator we are all the same, as it should be to us. A wise man said: don't judge another unless you have walked in their shoes. We have the same Capacity for Love in us, We feel the same amount of Pain, We feel the same amount of Joy, We feel the same amount of disappointment, The same amount of understanding The same amount of Misunderstanding. How do we choose? do we Love another because they look and live as we think they should? Have you ever seen a Cat & Dog that Love and care for each other? but yet they look so different, they think so different, they are completely alien to each other! but yet they know it really makes no difference and each allows the other, to be different, Love Knows no difference. If You feel down

Here Is A Big Thank You
I WANT TO THANK ALL WHO VOTED FOR ME YOU LADIES AND MEN ARE THE BEST AND IF THEY ARENT ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND YOU KNOW THEY VOTED FOR ME LET THEM KNOW I SAID THANKS MUCH APPRICATED. so again THANKS TO ALL WHO VOTED

Shade
resting in the shade noon flies by seeing the clouds drift by i think of you how am i so lucky such beauty i never seen before passed right outside my door caught my breath such feelings tookme by suprise the chase began now i see us walking hand in hand my heart swells with joy my soul flies freely i sit here thinking of you in the shade of an old oak tree

Friends
OK LOOK IM GOING TO PUT IT LIKE THIS I DO NOT CHOOSE MY FRIENDS BASED ON POPULARITY I CHOOSE THEM ON HOW THEY MAKE ME FEEL, IF I FEEL I CAN BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH THEM GREAT THEY BECOME A FRIEND OTHERWISE I DONT HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THEM...... NOW FOR THOSE SELECT FEW THAT HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE TO ME THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND THEY ALSO KNOW IM GOING TO BE THERE FOR THEM NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Showin More Skin
Hey sorry all i dont feel like i have to show my ass to make more friends. its nobodys buisness but whom i choose to know what i look like naked. im nobodys entertainment. like me from who i am. you cant make a whore into a house wife. sluts get alot of negative attention but they arent the girls that get respect in the end.

Interesting!
You scored as i think i love u... again!!. yep same old shit.. i am different n apparently so are u!! yep i think i love u again!! n u r so cool/quirky i have to say...man, i love my random quizes..dont u? anyway rock on n comment me or rate me or jus leave n be mean!! haha :-)!! i think i love u... again!!70%not so fond of yah!25%this is a random fucken quiz 2!!created with QuizFarm.com

A Medical Condition
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

Halloween Weekend Is Finally Here
Finally the weekend I've been waiting for since May!!! Why? Well to be honest back in May I was a bit of a fatty...or at least I thought I was. So all summer I worked hard, watched what I ate, stopped drinking and began to exercise. My goal was to drop all the weight I wanted to lose by Halloween. Well the weekend is finally here and I have only 5 pounds left to go. (Not bad!!!!) I'm so close to my goal that by the actual day..TUESDAY...I might reach it. I've dropped close to 50 pounds over the past 6 months and this weekend I finally get to show off my accomplishments by wearing some HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES that will express my inner self. Starting with this evening when I attend a party at my friend's bar as the NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL. (Oh, BEHAVE!!!!) Then tomorrow night...a Halloween House party where I will be the sexiest Grim Reaper anyone has ever seen! What to wear to work though on Tuesday...Hmmmmm? Gotta think fast on this one. Must be work appropria

Lost And Found
Yes I wrote this :P Where did you go? Why did you leave? Was I not all you wanted? You said I was the one Your Soulmate But you didn't see me You forgot me It broke my heart Will it ever fully heal? Love me now Say its forever Never leave me Say you need me. I long for your touch Your sweet kiss Come back to me baby Complete me Surround me Drown me in your love I see you...I always see you Please "SEE" me

Violent Things
let me take this medicine to quench my love for violent things, swimming in my own pure hate, hearts of love. rip it out, tear it up. tell me lies, i'll swallow them up. tell me things that make you feel like a man. if i wanted to leave you i would. im your slave. give me medicine to quench my love for violent things.

Bad Day
Alright People..... if I am not in a uniform and not at work..... Leave me alone!!! I am not able to "fix" a ticket that you got for stupid in a no stupid zone or any other violation. I am not your therapist and I don't want to be! If he beats you...LEAVE! how hard is that.Oh and I am not a lawyer, if you need one get a phone book! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Get your shit together people and take responsability for your actions! Okay, I'm better now.... Thanks

Had A Bad Day?
Where is the moment when you need it the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Tell me your blue sky's fade to grey Tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You're standin' in line just to hit a new low You're fakin' a smile with the coffee to go Tell me your life's been way off line You're fallin' to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on 'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie You work on a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day, the camera don't lie You're comin' back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day... you had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day, you're takin' one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie You work on a smile and you go fo

Blah
Well, it seems I caught the flu or something, nice deep coughs that make me either dry heave or become light headed... so I guess I did good. Just trying to see what's up with this site, but soon I'll figure it out.

Penis Name
A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'. The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'. The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'. The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'. The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.

Chicken Vermicelli
Description: From Holly: "This great and very tasty recipe is perfect to take to a friend or freeze for another time, since it makes enough to fill two casseroles. For a quick and equally good version, use cooked chicken and canned broth. (Note: If you plan to freeze the chicken vermicelli, don't bake it beforehand.)" Ingredients: 6 pounds skinless chicken breasts Salt and pepper to taste 2 celery stalks, cut in half 2 onions, 1 halved and 1 chopped 1 (16-ounce) package vermicelli pasta 1 Tbsp margarine 1 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped 2 cups chopped celery 1/2 tsp minced garlic 1 (8-ounce) can mushrooms, drained 1 cup all-purpose flour 4 cups reserved chicken broth 1 (10-ounce) can diced tomatoes and green chilies 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper 1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup chopped parsley 1 cup chopped green onion (scallion) Instructions: Preheat the oven to 300˚F. Place the chicken in a large pot; add water to

Asparagus With Orange-walnut Vinaigrette
Ingredients: ½ + 1/8 tsp salt 1 bunch (16oz) asparagus, ends trimmed 5 tsp apple cider olive oil 2 Tbsp walnut oil or olive oil 2 tsp grated orange peel 1/8 tsp black pepper 2 Tbsp walnuts, coarsely chopped Instructions: 1. Pour water to ½” deep in large skillet. Add ½ teaspoon salt, and bring to boil over high heat. 2. Add asparagus, and cook until tender-firm, 4 to 7 minutes. Drain in colander, and cool under cold running water. Drain, and lay on paper towel-lined plate to dry. 3. In a small bowl, whisk vinegar, oil, orange peel, pepper and remaining 1/8 teaspoon salt. Remove asparagus to platter, spoon vinaigrette over top, and sprinkle with nuts. Serve at room temperature or chilled. Nutritional Information: Per Serving 111 Calories 3g Protein 5g Carbohydrate 10fg Fat 1g Saturated Fat 0mg Cholesterol 2g Fiber 181mg Sodium Diet Exchanges: 0 Milk, 1 Vegetable, 0 Fruit, 0 Bread, 0 Meat, 2 Fat

Sonnet
i sing my sonnets to you i sing out under the sky of blue i shout my love to thee life hjas new meaning to me joyfully standing here beneath the sunlight i see thee's grace such beauty such grace for my love i sing to thee love eternal for you an me

Bacon & Boursin Cheese Puff Pizza
Boursin, a French triple crèmes cheese, is a rich, soft, uncured mild cheese that has been infused with garlic and herbs. It can often be found in the deli section of larger supermarkets. Ingredients: 1/2 package (17.3-oz.-size) frozen puff pastry 1 package (5.2 oz.) garlic and fine herbs cheese, softened (such as Boursin) or 2/3 cup garlic and herb cream cheese 1 tablespoon milk 6 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled 3 tablespoons sliced green onion Instructions: Thaw puff pastry for 40 minutes. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Unfold pastry on lightly floured surface. Roll into an 18x9-inch rectangle. Cut into 18 (3-inch) squares. Press squares into 3-inch muffin cups that have been coated with cooking spray; set aside. In mixing bowl, stir together cheese and milk until smooth. Spoon a rounded teaspoonful into each pastry shell. Top with pieces of bacon and green onion. Bake for 15 minutes or until pastry is golden brown. Nutritional Information: Calories:

Rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i dont answer your phone calls when you call dont take it personally. if i dont respond to you on yahoo or any other messenger dont take it personally. if i dont respond to your shouts or messages on here or myspace, dont take it personally

The Farmer's Daughters
A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little overprotective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss. One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, We're goin' to the show, Is she ready to go? The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, We're gettin' spaghetti, Is she ready? The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Chuck, And the farmer shot him.

Why????
why is it that whenever a relationship goes wrong... people don't give a shit about you? they tell you that it doesn't matter if you're happy or sad.... it doesn't matter if you fight all of the time... it doesn't matter that you are so depressed all of the time that you'd rather die than fight one more night... people say that you need to stay together no matter what if you have children... but what if your children are reacting to the fighting and hell that is in your life at the moment? even if you don't fight around them.... if you don't let them see that something is wrong.... they know.... they can feel the stress and the tension in the air... and there's nothing you can do about it. why should we stay together and end up hating eachother???? it will just make things even worse on the kids.... i hate being judged for what i want to do with my life.... i hate it!!!!!!!!!

Blue 2day :(
Well, I went to the orthopaedist today. Had an xrays done. They didn't show anything. I will go back to Charlottesville for a MRI on the 8th. I am very scared of this as I am very claustrophobic. Plus I will have to take out the remaining body piercings I have. :( I have no clue how I am going to get my triangle out. I may have to go to the piercer for that. I then go back for the results on the 14th. I am in so much pain that is making me sick to my stomach at times. Sometimes I feel as though the doctors think it is all in my head. But my family can tell you I am in severe pain, as I have a high pain tolerance and they haven't seen me this miserable since I was a child with another mysterious illness that was never diagnosed. I have quit my job, because of all of this. I was the only bread winner in the house as most of you know, because of Billy's illness. I feel like I am letting my family down at times. I know that if I don't take care of it now I won't be abl

Ummm...ok
You scored as i think i love u... again!!. yep same old shit.. i am different n apparently so are u!! yep i think i love u again!! n u r so cool/quirky i have to say...man, i love my random quizes..dont u? anyway rock on n comment me or rate me or jus leave n be mean!! haha :-)!! i think i love u... again!!75%not so fond of yah!45%this is a random fucken quiz 2!!created with QuizFarm.com

I'm Stupid
I'm stupid I'm an idiot I'm a loser For I made the most beautiful girl in the world sad I'm stupid I'm an idiot I'm a loser She won't talk to me That is a fate worse then death I'm stupid I'm an idiot I'm a loser and I'm sorry

Alone!!!
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness

I've Moved!!!!!
I've Moved This is my change of address notice: I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home!!! *My new address is:* *Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end Intersection called: I Don't Have. It connects with Borrowers Junction. I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to the Procrastination Point. I've moved on to an Upscale Community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed. Look at me, each day that I'm awake, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment. All my clothes are tailor made I'm dressed in life's finest. Let me introduce you to all of them: Conceive, Believe, Act on, Have Faith, Be Persistent, and Always be Prepared to Achieve. Life

Writing Submissions - Part 2
Titled - His Song - Her Song Copyright 2006 His Song: She was to blame It was such a shame I didn't know what to do But I know it's your fault too You were a lying whore You walked right out the door I couldn't take your shit no more Because I never knew what it was for. No matter what I said or did You made it sound like I was to blame You wouldn't take responsibility And you just pointed to me in shame I thought you were telling me a lie I wasn't happy with you anyway I wanted out of this crap romance And if I stayed, I think I'd die No matter what I could say or do It didn't do any help for me or you I'm glad I walked out when I could Because I don't think that you would. Her Song: It was your fault That our relationship came to an end You would never take the blame And you walked out on me that day I never knew why it came to an end But you always put the blame on me I wasn't always the one that was wrong

Rate My Profile To See All My Pics
I really fucking hate that....um...been rated..rated all your pictures already commented on most of them...yet...you want more..bite off...your removed. I am speaking for the many not just me. Have a happy weekend everyone.

Writing Submission
Titled: The Little Kid Down The Street Copyright - 2006 I am the little kid that lives down the street I am the one that throws the baseball at your feet I am the little boy The one that mows your lawn I am the one that delivers your paper And feeds your dog and cat when you're gone I'm the little boy That grew up with your kid I'm the neighbor next door That grew old and you wondered how he did. I'm the little boy that grew into the man The kid that everyone said couldn't do what others can I'm that little boy That you once used to see and smile And I'm the little boy Who still drives by your house every once in awhile I just wanted to write this poem To let those kind folks know I'm that little boy Who's had the luck of the draw Everywhere I go To those who said I couldn't And to those that said I can Hello, I'm that little boy Who's grown into a responsible and doing very well grown man

Piercing Update And Other News
So... I got pierced yesterday! Three times actually. Right now they're just three hoops at kinda odd angles in my left cartilage. When they heal up, the piercer is going to make me a custom barbell that'll weave in and out through the piercings. It's going to look damn cool. And more news... is that I made an appointment to get my first tattoo! Yay! I'm going to be getting it on the 2nd. Kinda nervous, but more than anything, I'm really excited to finally get it done.

Burning Soul
Burning Soul You came into my soul and made it your home Now that we’re apart how my thoughts do roam Never at peace without you and lost inside my mind Never free of loneliness until these eyes you find Bound in a way that holds me wanting, needing so much Desires burn like wild fire, I hunger for your touch I long for sweet surrender and that loving gentile peace For a time when we gaze deep inside and passion release To sweep you off your feet and pull you to my side Free to love you wildly feelings I can’t hide Long slow kisses wet with the nectar from our lips There’s a demon driving forth desire see my halo slip To hold and make sweet longing love to you without end To be your dreams and confidant , your lover and best friend Burning hotter than I could ever try to contain Embers of this passion burn and yet you and I remain Unconsumed by the heat of two who join as one Always wanting needing more , never left undone Fed with how we feel and how we love so tr

Way Too Blueberry For Me...
OK, everyone has met that person. The one who just shares way too much. I mean, it is OK to share with your spouse, your boyfriend, whoever you happen to be banging at the time. But your co-workers? Draw a fucking line! No, wait, better yet, build a brick wall. It is bad enough that I can pretty much tell you the monthly cycle of all 150 women I work with. Ucky, ucky, ucky. Now I have been called a frigid bitch by some of my exes. But to those who really know me, I am about as much a prude as Mother Theresa was a Satanist. My point is that none of this comes from me thinking that sex belongs in the bedroom and nowhere else. Not at all! (By the way, if you ever come to my house for dinner, you might not want to eat off the kitchen counter.) Back to my story. I happen to work with someone who is slightly younger than her spouse. (And when I say "slightly younger", please read "She listens to Stone Temple Pilots; he was there at the creation of Stonehenge.") Nothing wrong with that, rig

A Series Of Jokes
Two goats were munching their way through a Hollywood land fill when one ate a roll of film. The other asked, "How was it?" And the first goat said, "Not as good as the book!" Two old friends happened to run into each other. "Long time, Jack! What have you been up to?" "W-w-w-well, I a-a-almost got m-m-m- married," Jack replied. "What do you mean, 'almost?'" "W-w-w-we were sitting on the front p-p-p-porch, and the d-dog was s-s-scratching his back and I said, 'H-h-h-honey, w-w-w-would y-you do that f-f-f- for me?' and she p-p-punched me out and l-l-left." "All over scratching your back? What's wrong with that?" Jack finished, "B-b-b- because by the time I g-g-g-got it out, he was licking his b-b- balls!" A bus load of tourists stopped in the town square of a small Egyptian city to shop at the stands surrounding the square. One tourist asked a local for the time. The man, squatting beside his camel, reached up, cupped the animal's genitals in his hand, raised

Gone
ill be gone the weekend and when i get back ill give out comments show love and i and i hope you all like the new pic that one was taken this morning and i am going to see my son i thank it scard him the last time i went to see hime was couse he had never seen me with a beard and i thank that why he said what he did so ill try to see if this works but send love out to all famely frends and the fans thank you all for the 10s and the comments and i will do my best to vote on all your pic's when i get back take care send hugss and kisses just show luv your frend out-law thomas

Some Of My Book
CHAPTER 1. Page.1 On a warm friday night a young woman was out on her nightly jog in the park. when she noticed a man watching her, at first it made her feel uncomfortable but yet there was something about him that made her want to go over and talk to the man. So she continued to jog,then after a few minutes she began to run,Tess finally stopped running to catch her breath, She turned around and the man was right infront of her, "but how could that be?" How could he just appear out of no where? was he stalking her or was he a murderer?" The man merly said 'hello' and touched her face,his hands are so cold but his eyes are so memorizing. "My name is Tess, what is your name sir?" With a little hesitation he replied, "my name is Devon Hollensworth...it is very nice to meet you miss." "Devon may i ask you a question?" "sure" he replied. " Why is it that you are following me?" " Well miss Tess I find that your beauty is like nothing I have ever seen in my entire life time, a

All Night Jams For The Masses
RIANDROP ENTERTAINMENT,LLC PRESENTS*JEANS AND STILETTOS:THE SEXY AFFAIR,*HELD AT THE FABULOUS BRANDYWINE BISTRO & BRANDYWINE SUITE HOTEL/LOUNGE (707 NORTH KING STREET WILMINGTON,DE 19802)FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD THIS IS THE MOST TANTALIZING EVENT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE! LADIES,THIS EXCLUSIVE FUNCTION IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU,SO COME OUT & PLEASE YOUR SENSES! FEATURING DJ NICKELS&STREET TREATS (SMASH BROTHERS/BUM SQUAD DJS)SPINNING THE HOTTEST MIXES OF DAY IN THE MAIN BALL ROOM AND DJ MOBLEY SPINNING SMOOTH GROOVES IN THE V.I.P LOUNGE. *$250.00 CASH PRIZE FOR THE SEXIEST JEAN N' STILETTO OUTFIT! (LADIES,DON'T SLEEP,DRESS TO GET YOUR MONEY). ALSO FEATURING: SPECIAL FASHION REVEIW WITH FRESH ORIGINAL STYLES FROM HOT REGIONAL DESIGNER/BOUTIQUES,LINGERIE SHOWCASE,MASSAGE BOOTH,BOUTIQUE VENDORS WITH SENSUAL GOODS(OILS,LOTIONS,TOYS,HAND BAGS,MORE). SPECIAL INVITED GUESTS,CASH RAFFLE,MORE!DON'T MISS IT! SO JOIN US ON THE "BLUE CARPET" AND COME PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR! GOLD PACKAG

Computer Crashed On Me So I'm Shooting It!!
HEY ALL MY FRIENDS ,FAMILY & FANS MY COMPUTER CRASHED ON ME SO IT MAY BE THAT I WON'T BE ON HERE MUCH FOR A FEW DAYS..SO YA'LL DON'T FORGET ME..KEEP SENDING ME COMMENTS AND I'LL CATCH UP AS SOON AS I CAN..LOVE YOU ALL...BE SAFE...

Nhrf: Here I Come!!!
Off to the NH Renne Faire for the weekend to run amuck with the Corr Thieves! That's right! I'm going to spend another weekend playing the part of Rose McGreedy cept heading to NH since sadly KRF has ended :( So if you wanna come, have fun, hang out with me and my friends for a bit and live in the area... Come to NHRF!!!

Twins
TWINS Siamese twins from the U.S. vacation at the same resort in England every year. The manager recognizes the conjoined brothers on one visit and asks if they keep coming back for the sights. "Oh, no," one of the twins says. "We've seen everything the city has to offer." "Perhaps you enjoy our many pubs?" the manager asks. "We don't drink," one twin replies. "You must fancy our fish and chips, then?" the manager asks. "No, we prefer burgers," one twin says. "Then what makes you come back year after year?" the manager asks. The left twin points to his brother and says, "It's the only chance he gets to drive."

Not Sure I Understand
Come and hold my hand I wanna contact the living Not sure I understand This role I've been given I sit and talk to God And he just laughs at my plans My head speaks a language I don't understand I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in 'Cause I got too much life Running through my veins Going to waste I don't want to die But I ain't keen on living either Before I fall in love I'm preparing to leave her I scare myself to death That's why I keep on running Before I've arrived I can see myself coming I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in 'Cause I got too much life Running through my veins Going to waste And I need to feel real love And a life ever after I cannot give it up I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in I got too much love Running through my veins To go to waste I just wanna feel real love In a life ever after There's a hole in my soul Yo

Just Saying!!
oK everyone, I got a ton of nice page comments today wishing me a good weekend and thanks for the add! I will give individual love later, for now I am in a rush to get my costume ready to go for the party I am going to tonight for halloween and no time to send love to all 1 on 1. So I hope you dont mind the group hug method and wishes for an awesome weekend and hope you all get laid too! lol P.S. PhatBooty, I did go with your idea somewhat, but changed a couple things.. should be cool and I am excited to do this. Just so happens this party is among the swinger community so the condom tree might be handy! lol thanks for the awesome idea!! you rule the school! (and are a beautiful woman!)

Please Show Him Your Support...
Hey everybody... Troy Smith needs our help. Nissan has a contest on ESPN & they will use the online winner as their one vote for the Heisman. Go to https://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/index to vote! Troy is not winning right now and we need to get this out to the Buckeye nation! You can vote once a week. Pass it on!

I Am Not Scared
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

Tammy And Me
It was a warm spring day when you knocked on my door. I answered the door and gave you a big hug and kiss hello. I took you by the hand and led you inside. You see the basket and blanket and reply, ”I see you have something planned for us Tammy.” I replied, “Yes Fletch I sure do.” You then reply, “Well Tammy Im not leavin here til I get that sugarpussy of yours in my mouth.” You then walk up to me and kiss me lips as you slide your hand down my shorts. You say, “Oh babe I see you have no panties on today.” I spread my legs as we stand kissin. Im suckin your tongue as you slide your finger in my sugarpussy. I start to moan and I am getting wet. You say, “Tammy lets go to the bedroom.” I rely, “Follow me Fletch.” You take my shirt off and start suckin my nipples. They become very hard and you are drivin me crazy. You then slide my shorts off of me and lay me back on the bed. You then take your tongue down my stomach to my sugarpussy. Your tongue goes up and down my sugarpussy.

My Hidden Talent....
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'm So Fucking Bored!
It's cold and raining and I am bored out of my ever lovin fucking mind! Is 5:00 too early to start drinking lol Debating on going out tonight but rain, drinking and me just don't mix well...plus my sister is flying back to Louisiana early in the morning and I need to be there to see her off (hangover free). What to do, what to do lol So if anyone has some Jager and wants to come on by ;)

A Sexual Genious
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Am A Sexual Genius...lol
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fisrt Date Faux-pas
Accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates" Your first date faux pas is accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates". Okay - so you're a serial killer, but it doesn't need to be known on the first date, right? Keep stuff like that private until the third date. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

I Am Soft
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft88%Sweet69%Exciting56%Hot56%Shy38%Wet25%Violent25%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

What Your Mates Composed Of
Romance Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Ok....look But Don't Laugh
Ok...I wrote these earlier this year and just wanted to share but like I said..either they sound like Dr. Seuss or confusing/corny lol so look but don't laugh (too hard anyway lol) IF ONLY Sometimes when we're alone and hurting, Our feelings take control. We say things that were never meant, and do things that seem so cold. If only "I'm sorry" could make things right, and everyone could forgive. We'd never have another day of pain.. and just go on to live. MY FRIEND We met what seems so long ago, I told you things I only wanted you to know. We drank, we laughed, we had so much fun we cried, we loved, I thought we had many years to come. You took my heart, body and soul I let you in, you had complete control. You wanted more, something you couldn't find in me, now it's over, things are not the way they should or could be. You broke my heart, I know that I also hurt you We both said I'm sorry, that we never meant to. We sta

My Writing
for those that do not know me that well i have a nack for taking others feelings and when i write it seems if they are my own. i love to write. i write alot of diff things i even belong to a poetry forum .

Jokes For Friday October 27, 2006
HPesky Telemarketer The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this

Once
once i thought our love could over come anything that was thrown at us. once i thought you loved me as I do you. once i had dreams of you and our future. once i would have died for you now i dont know once i thought you for me now i see it was all a lie. once i thought i was the most important person in your life. now i find i am wrong once i thought we could do anything but there is no I in we and i cannot do it all myself.

My Eyes Reveal
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion58%Eyes full of Pain58%Diamond Eyes42%Mysterious33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Last Breath
raise my arms like blackened wings tie me to the cross set me there for all to see crucify me with your words numbing silence watch my blood spill running down watch me writhe in pain feel me take my last breath and hear me cry out in vain

Help Me Anybody
omg y do i always have to cry over this boy it really sucks now im sick of it and i dont think he really cares how i fell. but i talked to him and he told me that he loved me but i fell like he dont.OMG i dont know what the hell to do anymore. HELP ME ANYBODY

The 3 Wishes
If I had three wishes, I would wish to trade lives, With a person so lucky, A guy, Your man. Just to have one day of waking up beside you, Looking into those beautiful eyes, Tasting your morning lips. To make slow love to you 'Til we collapse into each other's arms. I want to watch you shower and Help with the hard to reach areas (wink). I will make your breakfast and Send you to work with a kiss and a smile. I would love nothing more than to be that person You come home to after work, To greet with a hug. We can talk over dinner . . . Enjoy dessert much much later (smile). I want nothing more than to appreciate The beautiful, kind, caring, gentle, honest, loyal and loving man you are. I would love the chance To show you what you deserve and Enjoy what she has. If I had three wishes . . . I would give away two, because The only thing I want in this world, Is one chance with you!

Living With Fire
dreams are just lies that waste time til we die as we struggle within living with fire burning inside pleasure pain or sin im not here for your amusement or your personal toy you dont know who i am I dont like assumptions that you know what i think or what kind of man i am

The Morning After Pill
THE MORNING AFTER PILL The morning after pill...technically I'm not sure what it is or how it really works, but judging from the name and from the things I've heard, it's a pill(s) that a woman can take to stop any unwanted pregnancies. I was watching the news a while back and heard the commentator state that the morning after pill will be available to women over the counter soon. While some say it's about time it's available others say the pill is unethical and a woman is committing murder on an unborn child if she takes it. What do you think about the morning after pill? Is it a good thing that it’s available so easily? Do you think it will encourage more promiscuity? Should it be used as a means of birth control? Do you think it should be made available to teenage girls without their parent’s permission? Has anyone thought or care what the potential side effects of this pill could be? Feel free to share your thoughts and opinions on my blog entitled "THE MORNING AFTER PI

A Dream To Reality
Close your eyes and open a dream Dream in which we together are alone You are stealing my heart with your magical eyes And leading me to the world full of romance and love Your tender look Your slender body And your silky blonde hair Oh may darling I’m getting out of my mind Because you are so near I touch your fiery lips With my fingertips You bite it in a way As you want something to play I gaze into your wanted eyes N’ understand your demand I hold your hand and pull you closer As you are at my command I undress you and you cannot move a muscle I’m trying to hold that moment Now I’ve a tussle Then I caress your mysterious body and give your breast a lick The time is passing very swiftly with every single tick I can hold this dream for long As you are still with me But this dream has to over for now Cause’ I will enjoy it is reality!

I Am A Queen
So so many of the people in my life are really letting me down right now. But you know what I have faith and I am so happy with what I do have in my life. My man is in jail because he was an idiot and decided it was cool to drive drunk. In the mean time he hit someone on a motorcycle and the guy is in very serious condition. This man needs prayers. I am stressin over way too much. My life is my own to do with what I need to do with it....I am a survivor and I will survive if it kills me.

Just Checking In...
It's been an odd day to say the least, I just haven't been able to get out of the house today. Anyways I'm finally off, going to get out and enjoy this gorgeous sunshine while it lasts. But it seems ive been getting lazy on here already...SO when i get back in Im going to come and spend some time with you all! See you then, ciao!

I Would Kill Sum1 No Fucking Doubt
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

Cucumbers Vs. Men! Payback Guys! Oldie But Goodie!
DEE 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie. 12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat. 13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. 14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds. 15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival. 16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?". 17. A cucumber doe

Beer Vs. Vagina (adult) Oldie But Goodie!
Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you ma

I'm Officially Tired Of The Following People...
This is a list of people who I'm just sick of seeing or hearing about. 1. Adam Sandler: Why do funny guys like you decide that you want to do more serious stuff? You only funny when you're on t.v. saying nonsense like "Shaba-daba-doobie!" I don't want to see you try to convince Drew Barrymore to fall in love with you or any of that nonsense. You made your name by being funny, and that's what we want to see you do. 2. Jack Black: You stopped being funny three years ago. Time to leave Hollywood gracefully before you embarass yourself. 3. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: No one cares if you're dating or not. You two are the most self-absorbed no talents in Hollywood. Also, does anyone else notice that rumors of their breakup surfaced as soon as their DVD was released? 4. Madonna: The 80's are over, Material Girl. Get over it. 5. Al Gore: I just plain fucking hate you, asshole. The Gods have decided that you will never be president. Go grow your beard and shut up.

Thanksgiving Prayer
Our Father, we thank thee for the many blessings thou hast bestowed upon us and we rejoice in bounty of which we are about to partake. We ask thy blessing upon those less fortunate and those who have given of themselves in order that we might live in a land of freedom and prosperity. We ask that you give comfort to those who are in torment as a result of their public service, selflessness and benevolence - Tom Delay, who faces money laundering charges; Scooter Libby, looking at thirty years; and Jack Abramoff who bilked the Indians out of sixty million or so - maybe eighty million, and then referred to them as monkeys, troglodytes and idiots. May you bless Michael Scanlon, aide to Mr. Abramoff, who took a plea bargain and agreed to testify against Jack. And we ask, O Lord, that you keep watch over Karl Rove (Turd Blossom) and that you protect him against charges of perjury and treason. And Dick Cheney, the prophet of torture, may you protect him from the slings and arrows

Invisible
I wonder what I have to do sometimes on these sites to get a little love. Most of my posts are never read, my pics get rated and commented on every so often. The only way I ever changed levels is by rating other people's pics..pretty sad when people who have been on the site for a month or so are 5 levels higher than you. Guess it is time for the sex change and 36 DDD's.

Quotes Of The Day For 10/27 - Compassion
"A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." Albert Einstein "Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." Benjamin Desraeli "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." George Washington Carver "When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched, you begin to discover that it'

Dont Talk Shit
ok so does anybody else want to royaly piss me off come i dare someone else to speak up and fucking piss me off god dammit who has something to say all i got to say dont come at me talking shit about bush or me or my troops dont do it this is your only fucking warning if you do ill hunt you down mother fuckers dont piss me off so whos with me ill be straight with yall im a sweet dude im irish so we take care of our women but you insult us or piss us off then you better hope your double jointed so oyu can bend under and kiss your ass good bye cause we will fuck your world up

Weakness, Desires
My Weakness, My Desire You're my weakness, my desire Flames of passion came Your gentle touch I love so much You make my body tire Hold me in your arms real tight Kiss me, love me everynight Look into my eyes and see How I know we are meant to be Kiss me with a passion Set our hearts on fire Let our souls join as one Our journey together has just begun.

Consumed
You consume me with your lips so sweet Raw passion ignites the animalistic lust in me You climb all over me with mouth watering desire You taste me there... mmmmmmmmmmm A complete head to toe ritual Caressing the contours of my body Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...you consume me Every inch of you fills me...so deep inside me

A Fantasy Fulfilled
Having Fulfilled A Fantasy As we shed our clothes Upon the soft white sand The sea looked inviting We entered hand in hand Swimming and teasing Splashing about playfully Dipping into pleasures To the rhythm of the sea As we slid side by side Bodies motion sensually Thrills surge throughout Waves caress endlessly Neath a glowing sunset We emerge from the sea Embracing by the shore Having fulfilled a fantasy

Need Some Love Y'all
I'm whoring myself out on this one a lil too much I know but I wanna win and momma always told me that if I wanted something bad enough to just go for it!! So here I am. Thanks to everyone who has already rated the pic and left me a comment but I need more so to those of you who read these and go and look...just leave me a comment cuz you love me.

Another Day
Another day has come and gone As I sit here drinking tea Very different then yesterday New things for me to see The pain has eased A new release, of many hidden secrets To deal each day, I must say Is much better then to hide it As I was whaling, oh, so much pain Has left me now refreshed A cool breeze blowing, now my way Oh, so blessed, to have another day

In Flames
Swept away in passion Love molten, flowing hot Passionate flames burning bright Two lovers embraced feeling the warm soft summer breeze touch their skin bringing forth more than heat. Soft moans and crys for more could be heard through the soft summer winds The ocean crashing against the shore, the sounds the smells drove them closer and closer to the ultimate release.

You...
Empty... That's how I feel without you. Every day that we're apart Feels like an eternity. You move me... Make me feel things I thought I would never feel again. When I am with you, I feel a warmth wash over me. A warmth unlike any I have felt before. It picks me up and carries me to a far off place, A beautiful place... A place where nothing is known but love and caring. My worries fade to a distant memory, And all but you is forgotten, If only for the moment... My heart is overflowing with joy and love, The joy that you bring to me, And the love that I feel for you. Never have I come across anyone like you... Sweet, warm, tender, caring... I become overwhelmed in your presence, lost... Lost to my imagination, to the thought of you. I'm lost in a wonderful dream, and I never want to wake up. You... You are too good to be true... My knight in shining armor. The man I've been searching for... The man of my dreams. And now I have you, Yet I cannot have

Poem
One stark revelation concealed the warmth Of my vanquished rhythm The widening side-pop that stops my mere meter And replaces it with something more rewarding Than this essence could ever ponder Than my wide eyes could ever keep secret More enfolding each fleeting moment Than my dazzled mind could tell I resist nothing in my intimation That I am a breath of soul And in fact am here for this moment

Evil...
Right and wrong. Ever really think about those terms? They don't exist in nature, only we have that distinction. Is it wrong that a cheetah kills an old or slow prey? How bout when a hawk scoops up some poor fieldmouse? What about when cities flood, or the earth quakes? That is merely the "natural order of things", no right or wrong, out of our control. Yet we strive to note that we make that point-of-view distinction and therefore are higher beings. We even created religions to justify what is right and what is wrong. Yet we do nothing to change what what we know to be wrong. Hell, we actually do more to justify it. I say that as higher beings we don't need religion and politics to tell us how to justify the wrongs; merely the "God" that lives in each and everyone of our civilized guts to justify us doing whats right! I feel that everyone (ok, a few psychotics aside) has a lil feeling in the pit of their stomach from about age five that lets us know when we do wrong or an

In The Moonlight
I can see us in the moonlight, shining bright. I can feel the magic, so light. Just take all of this in tonight. We're kissing Unresisting In the roses in the meadow Our silhouettes and shadows Dance together in the sheen Prancing in the green Grass that so surrounds us No one else can find us Because we're kissing in the night, You're arms so tight Around me, I feel safe Kissing, having a most passionate time This feeling, so sensual, so romantic, so sublime I've never loved anyone this much before. I don't even know what anything is anymore. I love you so much, I don't know what I'd do, Without you. I'm so glad, That I'm not sad, and To not be sad is to be With You.

To My First And New Love
Your sexy voice is what I want to hear My everlasting love you shouldn’t fear, The sign of your love I will wear Because of you we’ll be a perfect pair. Looking in your eyes is dreams come true Making love to you is what I want to do, With you I’ll Share my wonderful thoughts Singing and laughing as we walk. Whispering softly in my ear Breathing on me telling me you’re near, Grabbing my waist with your hands Stressing more and more that you’re my man. Waiting on the moment of bliss So I make it hot with a kiss, As I slowly caress your lips, I feel my pants going past my hips. As we take it smoothly to the bed Between my legs I feel your head, Going deeper; in and out I feel a warm substance come out. As we take it to the showers And to me you present a dozen of flowers, Making love to me more and more Is what I wanted and adore. So I gently pull back curtain Taking a moment to think very uncertain Watching me as I slowly walk away I hear your voic

Awaken...
She wakes every morning with a smile on her face. She felt his love in her sleep. Dreamed of his embrace. Although she's never met his body. His heart she does feel. Anytime she has loved before. Has never felt so real. There is no explanation for it. Not one has she yet found. But OMG the feeling she gets when he is around. Although it may end tomorrow. The memory will not fade. For in her heart a life long friend. She feels that she has made. She hopes it last forever. She prays that they do meet. She dreams of the day her online love. sweeps her off her feet.

Lips Whispering Encore
Keep my heart in touch In sunsets of my night When darkness falls Come share moonlight Reaching out your hand Clasp mine to escort Into endless dreams Have starlight transport With sensual embraces A whole night through Love again tomorrow As the sun arises anew Awakening at daybreak As we thirst for more With desires aroused Lips whispering encore

Someday...
Stretch forth your hand and hold to mine as through this fog we go. Endless as night in a borrowed dream of one lost and deep in sorrow... I see you not and I hear not your voice, and yet I feel you so nearby. It's just a dream - yes, always a dream - unreachable for even you and I... I know that I shall never know why I met you this way. Carrying this cross of burden along knowing that here alone I must stay... I cannot know, nor ever will see why this path I know I need walk. Without you here by my side to touch and never given the chance to talk... I close my eyes now and try to see the reason why you have been. A burning fire, an unquenchable desire and so much more than just a friend... A weight of pure sadness presses my soul and tears flow where I cannot see. For what I've so wanted and couldn't have and what I knew never could be... It was you who would visit my dreams and you were unreachable for me then. I was but a small child when I saw

Nothing
For you I cry, Only to be caught up in your pathetic lies, Thinking I never seen through them, Look again I seen them glowing in your eyez, To you I was dumb, All i feel is numb.. You I have over come, What I once thought was love is now done...

We All Wish Sometimes
kindred soul I held your beauty within my arms one brief moment I beheld your charms Two souls touched as none ever had all that is life, the good and the bad Was ours in a timeless space that we share your open heart showing things beyond compare A kindred soul on this sweet journey of life someone who knows that loneliness cuts like a knife leaving us breathless with anticipation that a reprieve in soon to be our emancipation Freedom from emptiness at the end we fulfill a gratuitous sensation of an infinite unending thrill To know something we share in our space two souls that feel and express in this place that only exist in the written word yet is far more touching than which is heard because it comes from the desire of the soul to find our missing half and become whole the sent of a match may stir the senses but these written words build fences that hold in the feelings that only we know there is nothing more beautiful t

Quips, Quotes, Witticisms And Maxims Of The Portly Irishman
Quips, quotes, witticisms and maxims of the Portly Irishman (A note of caution here: there is some language that is rather strong and graphic at times and I intentionally have left it that way to share some of my thoughts with you in their unfiltered and rawest of forms, to do so differently I feel would be less than honest and I feel I would be doing a tremendous disservice) This is an original piece by me that I decided to put together after a conversation that I had with a very dear friend of mine whom will always hold a very special place in my heart. Anyhow we were talking the other night and she asked me how I seem to cope with things and I basically said that a long time ago I learned to say “Fuck it” when it comes to things that are beyond my control. Anyhow with all of that being said, I will share with all of you what makes this “Portly Irishman” a “Portly Irishman” or in other words, what makes me tick and the things that I live by. Do No Harm: This means

Poet Makes Love His Type
How A Poet Makes Love Lightly nipping ear lobes in the shadow of your hair. Holding hands in public, without a single care. Blowing in your ear and nibbling on your neck. Gently probing fingers, going up your back. Softly touching lips and whispering while you breathe. Taking little bites on a finger in your teeth. Bumping with your hips as you swivel with the dance. Giggling with the thought as you strive for more romance. Rubbing on the feet and then firmly grabbing toes. Tracing out an arc on a body in its throes. Waiting for a climax, then more and even then, You'll find I did it all with my ball point pen. ;-)

I Can Exceed Your Pleasure Standards!(i Have Blue Eyes)
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards!!

Keystrokes...
Was it the words that made me think about him all night or was it the smile that he brought to my face when I saw the E- Mail message that seem to shine so bright. Yes I feel so confused, How could it be? He stole my Heart away with the stroke of his computer keys. We chat, we talk its just not the same, there should be no reason I get so excited when I see his chat name. We are in a private room, designed for two, sometimes I think they designed one especially for me and you. We are chatting for hours when I realize, oops, I'm on the computer, I was lost there for a while, but His words they really make me smile. Communications is the key to unlock my heart, It's funny the computer has been able to get thus far. Cyber space is strange and that is true, But guess what - It Scrolled My Heart a Road Directly to you

Have I Ever Told You??
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s

Imagine There's No Countries
Imagine there's NO COUNTRIES. I Imagine there's NO COUNTRIES. I begin this blog on my own perspective of things. "I am not an "American" and yet I AM." BY me The last blog I posted referred to John Lennon's song "Imagine" Now let's go into the line in the song that says: IMAGINE THERE'S NO COUNTRIES. When John Lennon wrote this, the internet was in diapers. Most of the evils this "Hummanity" we are, come from the desire for "Countries". This Idea is Medieval. "The United States" one says I am "American" be careful with this "trick" invented in medieval times when kings wanted to protect their "wealth", which meant their "Estate" and everything else in his "Estate"; Cattle, Forests, People, Ravines, Animals and so forth. All of these things (people included) were His "possessions" and all these "assets" he had needed a name for his own interest like sealing the cattle with a fire mark. "My Estate" and "my interest". This "My" thing is

Spoke Love ,body Language
Could see it in his eyes No need to question A way he was gazing Gave erotic suggestion His hand reached mine With gentle squeeze No need for words His eyes asking please Began with my answer Just a tender stroke Softly we caressed Body language spoke Each desire being met Where eyes appeal Arousing response Every curve I reveal Embraced to the touch Willingly we persue Following the need Lips softer than dew Being blissfully aware We moan and sigh Sensually expressing In passions we unify

Friends
Are you tired of those "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry so-and-so who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath.....

The Perfect Murder!!!
I've seen alot of stuff my life, and most of the stuff i've seen is kinda stupid. I've seen alot of idiots get caught doing the simplest tasks, such as murder. Now murder can be a tough task, if it's not planned out right. During a murder case, investigators look for the following....connections meaning who could be connected to this murder and the person murdered, motive as in what reason this person was killed, contacts as in who all this person knows and who may have something against them. Evidence may include jewerly, ripped clothin found, DNA, as in blood, sweat, nail, hair and finger prints. So when creating a good murder think about those things. Most people dont really have a motive for murderin someone. They do it for the fun of it, for the adrendaline rush. They love to take risks and live on the edge, such as my self and they've done everything under the moon and still are not satisfied, so they commit murder so they, plan (what they think is carefully) but still they slip

The Pleasure And Passion
"Please Gimme One More Night" It's the feelings in my heart Just to know you're around Your tender words of love Have the sweetest sound It's the feelings of intimacy That togetherness inspires Cozy hugs and soft kisses To those deepest desires It's the feelings I embraced Hands caressing blissfully Savouring sweet pleasure As your lips slide over me It's the feelings love ignited The burning passion of we Love glistening on the skin Wears the glow of ecstasy

"crucify My Love" By X Japan
Crucify my love If my love is blind Crucify my love If it sets me free Never know Never trust "That love should see a color" Crucify my love If it should be the way Swing the heartache Feel it inside out When the wind cries I'll say goodbye Tried to learn Tried to find To reach out for eternity Where's the answer Is this forever Like a river flowing to the sea You'll be miles away, and I will know I know I can deal with the pain No reason to cry Crucify my love If my love is blind Crucify my love If it sets me free Never know Never trust "That love should see a color" Crucify my love If it should be the way 'Til the loneliness shadows the sky I'll be sailing down and I will know I know I can clear clouds away Oh Is it a crime to love Swing the heartache Feel it inside out When the wind cries I'll say goodbye Tried to learn Tried to find To reach out for eternity Where's the answer Is this forever If my love is blind Crucify my love

Pleasurization -- A Lover's Lust
Boy I'm tired of moanin for you all night wishin you where here to touch, kiss, squeeze, please my body all you want. You always tell me you want me, tell me you'll do everything in your power to please me. Well baby I'm tellin you right now, I need you. I close my eyes and whisper your name over and over again visualizin you standin over me leanin down kissin me tenderly. Baby your all that I need in my life right here with me. If only I could be with you just for the night, we would make everlasting love all through the night . Our breath's singin passion's love song. We'll be breathing this song all night long. I'm writing this lover's lust on paper for you; but it's nothin but the runnin and wildin of my imagination. Wanting and feinin for your everlasting pleasurization.

Everyday Life
well i am doing good today. posted some pics of me and my two bfs here in my life lol. well everything here is going good and as far as i am concerned BORING but boring is better than a bunch of trama drama lol. i also got a job yesterday start monday and i am excited about that. the baby is doing good she is growning like a weed and is so smart. i am realy proud of her. well enough boring stuff from me. laters

Making Love
Fluttering eyelids reveal sensual curves, light skin glowing with effervescent whiteness. Your face lucid with radiance, it's shape soft and delicious. Lips of desire begging your kisses. Hair silky upon your fevered brow, suspending it's fall to the floor. Night like a canopy, mixed with suffusing colors, blurring glistening bodies entwined. Such scarlett laughter echoes through old rafters, your image and mine are divine. *** ****** *** U stand afar looking all fine I look at u wishing u were mine Unable to touch the fineness that is u Longing for there to be sumthing between us two I stand there dazed , in a trance With my thoughts consumed by u Slowly undressing u with my eyes Wondering wat it wud be like to have all this sexiness next to me If only i cud get u into my arms Maybe this wudn't all be a fantasy

Joke
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government. Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well, says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people". Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair Priminster) in here,would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room "Yes my Queen?" The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "Well, your Majesty, that would be me" "Yes very good" says the Queen. Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not yo

Good Morning Smiles
In the first morning light Sun peeking through I cradled in the warmth Snuggled up beside you As the new dawn arises In the glow of sunrise I glance across to you Desire was in your eyes Awakening to pleasures Smiling face to face Met by a morning kiss Nestled in your embrace As we linger over kisses Explore in every way Feeling you feeling me Sensually greets the day

#1 Phantom Friday Night Theater - Introduction
Welcome to Phantom Friday Night Theater The Phantom of The Opera is a Gothic novel, combining romance, horror fiction, mystery, tragedy, comedy, and adventure. The Phantom of the Opera (Le Fantôme de l’Opéra in French) is a French novel by Gaston Leroux. It was first published as a serialization in Le Gaulois from September 23, 1909 to January 8, 1910. It was translated into English in 1911. It has since been adapted many times into film and stage productions, the most notable of which was Andrew Lloyd Webber's 1986 musical, which is now the longest running Broadway show in history, and the most lucrative entertainment enterprise of all time, its worldwide box office over the past 20 years out-grossing even the highest grossing film in history, Titanic. The story is about a man named Erik, a demented genius with a deformed face, who terrorizes the Opera Garnier, under which he builds his lair and where he takes the love of his life, a beautiful soprano, under his wing.

Busy!
Today I have managed to... Pack four boxes Help Ericka put some in her car Get my key Get my cable service changed and set an appointment Get my final water & garbage paid, involving purchasing another cashier's check [so broke now!] Take a load of stuff to my new place Find out the key doesn't open the storage shed Haul really heavy shit up the stairs Empty our stuffed mailbox Make sure NW&P doesn't run my check AND run the cashier's check [being billed twice sucks] Mail out invites/new address notices to 12 people And now I'll be at work from 1 - 9:30. *sigh* :(

Missing You
I thought of you again today I thought I'd push the memory away Oh how could I push away a thought of you It is all that I have to hold onto I can push back tears, try not to let others see me cry But sometimes I feel like I am living in a lie Everyone tells me how strong I am But they don't know the darkest places that I have been Oh little one My beautiful son My sweet angel I miss you so And my memories have yet to fade I will never let them go

Wtf
I was walking through the office and noticed Nikki Sixx chatting in the technical support department. Excited, I walked closer and was disappointed to find that it was just a Halloween costume. Let it to Halloween to disappoint me. LoL :-)

Friends Are Forever...
I never thought that I would find a friend so great and a friend so kind I look up to you in every way 'cause I learn something from you every day. Without you I don't know where I'd be but you're still here, friends with me you deserve so much more than I can give but without you I wouldn't live. You've given me more than money can buy and for you I'd give my all and I would die This feeling I feel gets stronger every day hoping not to screw it up, I constantly pray. I know we have our problems every now and then but once it's fixed our friendship is better times ten and I want you to know that I truly do care even in fights when I say things that aren't fair. You're an angel from God up above and I'm thankful for your understanding love because when you're around everything seems right and for you, until the end, I will fight. It doesn't matter what you do or say because you'll be my friend anyway I know the real you that's down deep inside and in you

After Pat's Birthday
This is Kevin Tillman's Blog about what he thinks about what is going on with the war in Iraq and Afganistan. This made me really think and question our motives. After Pat's Birthday By Kevin Tillman By Kevin Tillman Editor’s note: Kevin Tillman joined the Army with his brother Pat in 2002, and they served together in Iraq and Afghanistan. Pat was killed in Afghanistan on April 22, 2004. Kevin, who was discharged in 2005, has written a powerful, must-read document. It is Pat’s birthday on November 6, and elections are the day after. It gets me thinking about a conversation I had with Pat before we joined the military. He spoke about the risks with signing the papers. How once we committed, we were at the mercy of the American leadership and the American people. How we could be thrown in a direction not of our volition. How fighting as a soldier would leave us without a voice… until we got out. Much has happened since we handed over our voice: Somehow we

The Difference Between Death And Dieing
Im an Ex soldier. I have been deployed to war. I have seen death and I have killed. That seems so long ago but coming home has reminded me where i am strong and where i am weak. I can see a dead body, or a dead anything and not care too much. But i came home to find my dog in her old age. She is losing her ability to walk. She is always tired. Has caluses on one of her legs. Losing weight. I can take seeing death but watching something die before my eyes is quite a bit harder to deal with. I just want to know what the right course of action should be with my dog. How close is she till the end? She a female boxer.

My Own Shit
I blaze from the three point range like Reggie Miller/ You got nuts nigga then blaze at the gorilla/ I blaze like Carrie when I burn the spot/ Call me Nick Punisher when I blaze the glock/ Call me BK when I blaze for real/ Flame broil niggas when I blaze them in their grill/ Niggas like, "Stuup, why you blaze so much"/ If my gun talk, I aint gotta say so much/ Play too much and I'm a blaze you up/ Set yo girl on fire when I blaze that slut/ Pussy couldn't save that slut, I raped the slut/ Then I blazed her with a razor cut/ Who the fuck wanna blaze with Stuup, let's roll/ Burn yo flesh off and blaze yo skull/ I love blaze'n, especially blunts/ And when I fuck a bitch I blaze up that cunt/ And when I stunt, I blaze the chain/ Still blaze'n niggas with the glare from the sun rays/ Sundays, I blaze in a zoot suit/ Wave'n at females, amaze'n and too cute/ I'm used to, everyday blaze'n/ Burnt like Freddy, model'd by Wes Craven/ Save'n private Stuup, let's go/ I blaze

Two...
As you sit in silence, Wondering why I'll be your shoulder to cry on Until your tears run dry. When you've been hurt, And can't believe what they've done If you need someone to talk to I'll be the one. If a close friend hurts you, And you don't understand Remember I'm here, I'll lend a helping hand. Burdens are lighter when carried by two, And I just want you to know I'm here for you.

Bonbons
Easy peanut butter bonbons are made with rice cereal and chocolate chips, along with butterscotch chips and peanut butter. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups peanut butter * 1/2 cup butter (4 ounces) * 1 pound confectioners' sugar, sifted, about 4 1/4 cups sifted * 3 cups crispy rice cereal * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1 cup butterscotch chips PREPARATION: Easy, no-bake chocolate peanut butter bonbons. In a medium saucepan, melt peanut butter with butter. In a large mixing bowl, combine confectioners' sugar with cereal; pour hot peanut butter mixture over cereal mixture.Blend with hands, and form into 1/2-inch balls. Chill well. Melt butterscotch and chocolate chips in separate pans or double boilers. Dip half the candies in the melted chocolate, and the other half in the melted butterscotch, Swirl the tops with the back of a teaspoon; place on waxed paper-lined cookie sheet or baking pan. Chill well before serving. Makes about 8 dozen peanut butter candies.

The Marine
You just have to love the Marines!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I Want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looke

The First
she sits and stares and wanders back to eventful moments and a glorious past, her eyes light up they gleem and shine and she remememers how he called her mine. the memories they come and go it was all a lifetime ago. He promised the world the moon and the sky he could do no wrong in her eyes. Then the sun began to fade,shades of grey filled her space. It's all in my mind he wouldn't do this to me, the girls are lying the men are smirking and everywhere no one is talking. they're afriad to say something wrong that they had seen him with them in some other town! so goodbye my lover I hope they fucked well! you'll see me in heaven I'll see you in Hell!

No More Nude Pics!!
Hi there everyone I'm doing something that is going to make me not as cool I have taken down all my nude pics you see My body belongs to someone else and is no longer for me to let everyone see My lover who is in my photos deserves better and after a long talk with him I realized how much it was hurtting him ..... I had no idea ..... So from here on out NO MORE NUDE PICS !!! ..... Sorry Guys !! Love to you all!!

Walgreens And Halloween
So…..I’ve decided to never, ever , ever go and pick up my prescriptions during a work day when it’s raining. I bribed one of my coworkers to take me over there. I thought about just calling and letting them know someone was picking them up but I’ve had issues with them not letting that happen, even with my approval. So I got Diane’s okay to go and we headed out around noon. We didn’t’ get back till almost 1. Not because the Walgreen’s was far away or anything. First off, keep in mind it’s raining. Next, it is Nashville, TN. Maybe you’ll then understand why we hit two accidents and two stalled cars on our way back. One of the accidents someone had run off the interstate and smack into a very large rock face that was there. Further down the interstate it was down to one lane and looked rather stopped. Couldn’t see the accident but there were quite a few emergency vehicles there which make me think: “Dead Body on Road”. So we hopped off the interstate. Ran r

Poker4ever
hi, im looking for a bunch of players to sign under my club, this is a classy little poker site with g8t tournaments and ring games there's tournaments with prize pools up to $40,000. weekly $5000 ones and $500 daily, plus freerolls all free to play with ranked hands you can join up on the link. on my blog page http://poker4everdeal.blogspot.com/

Site Problems The Last 48 Hours..
the last 2 mornings, the building which hosts all of our servers (over 20 computers) has lost power. the company we use for the hosting service is supposed to have redundant ups's, generators and all that stuff.. but it apparently hasn't worked. we'll be moving our equipment to another provider in the very near future (it'll be in the middle of the night, and you probably wont even notice.. but we'll post something before the move). sorry again for the trouble.... feel free to vent/bitch us out in comments to this blog. :-) -mike

Anger...
Words that need to be spoken should not accumulate inside. The hurt, pain or jealousy a person feels can not hide. Sorrow and anger can be and will be suppressed. But this only leads to a person feeling depressed. Anger is a deadly toxin in which the body it flows. When it takes over limb by limb, everyone knows. The body - The mind controls and manipulates. As the poison enters the veins and circulates. When the poison reaches the heart it's too late. Disastrous emotions take over such as revenge and hate. The antidote to cure these emotions, is not so hard to find. We must search to learn to control our spirited bodies and minds.

A Mother's Thoughts At Birth By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan
A Mother’s Thoughts At Birth By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Pain and agony, Hope and fear, The joyful knowing that you will soon be here. I close my eyes and push with all my might, Knowing that this is the end of the fight. With a loud cry and happy tears, Everyone around us knows that you are here. All ten fingers and all ten toes, You are mine to nurture and help grow. You are the ultimate realization of love, The perfect gift from God above. Without the love between Daddy and me, You would not be. Forever part of us, our heart and soul, Worth all the pain as off to sleep I start to fall. I wish you the happiest life ever, Know that no one can ever love you better. Perfect little angel in my arms, I will keep you safe from all of life’s harms. Sleep sweet and safe my darling babe, And thank God everyday for the life love has made. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one was written when I wasn't pregnant, lol. Surprise huh.

Alone
It is cold today Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone. Thoughts of life and love, meaningless to anyone but myself. I am alone. They watch me, their eyes not knowing, knowing nothing of what they see. I am but another creature, alone. They scurry on the surface, unaware, unaware of the life below when you are alone. Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow, but a time of solace, of deepness never to be shared, never to be understood. They can never reach the place where I am And I know I will never reach the place where they are. I know I don't want to reach that place. True happiness is here, unmisted. Unmisted by smiles or laughter, unmisted by the joys of company. To find true happiness, to know if one is truly happy, he must be happy alone.

I Wonder By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan
I Wonder By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Oh I wonder, I wonder, Why is the sky blue? I wonder, I wonder, How do I tie my shoe? Oh I wonder, I wonder, Why is snow white? I wonder, I wonder, Why does Mommy say eat every last bite? I wonder so much about the world around me, Why you ask, because I am a mere child of only three. I want to grow big and strong, And have a life that is so long. But I hear Mommy crying late at night, And to see her cry is a terrible sight, She cries because of what the doctors say. She says they tell her soon angels will come to take me away. My poor lil body is sick and dying, And I am so tired of crying. Oh I wonder, I wonder, What makes a tree? I wonder, I wonder, Why did this happen to me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is one that I still have yet to figure out where the idea came from. None of my children have ever been deathly sick and none of my friends children have either. I find a lot of time

Memories
I open the old chest And what do I see All of the things That are special to me Poems and stories Pictures and such All of the things That mean so much Things that remind me Of good times and bad Things that remind me Of old friends I once had Sometimes I wish I could put my life in rewind But I know I have to close the old chest And leave the past behind.

Endure
If I can endure for this moment, whatever is happening to me. No matter how heavy my heart, or how dark the moment may be. If I can but keep on believing, what I know in my heart to be true. Then darkness will fade into morning, and with this dawn a new day, too.

More Poetry, Blah Blah Blah Pie
"FANTASY" I am fantasy Yes, I am I am here with you always For all of your lonely days I am fantasy You can't live without me I am used to fullfill your every thought But fantasies are just fantasies They never do come true I am only fantasy I will never come alive No matter how hard you try You know that as well as I Call upon me to serve you When the darken blue surround you A fantasy is only a simple wish It can only do so much Think of me, and I'll make you happy But I will never come alive 'NEVER NEFESH" A soul without a heart A heart without a soul A body without an owner An owner without a body A man without a woman A woman without a man A lover without a companion A companion without a lover A vampire without a victom And a fledgling without his sire. "LOVE THROUGH WORDS" I met you and I died; I'm in Heaven; Nothing like told. I feel complete when with you; The missing piece; Finally found. Are we meant to be?; Say its so; Hope is

All But One Guy I Know Are Scared To Do This
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

Crispy Halloween Treats
NGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter * butter for pan and hands * 10 cups crispy rice cereal * 9 cups miniature marshmallows * 2 cups mixture of candy corn, and indian candy corn * 3/4 cup miniature chocolate chips * orange food coloring * candy pumpkins, optional PREPARATION: Butter a large jelly roll pan. In a medium saucepan melt butter and marshmallows; stirring constantly until smooth. In a large bowl, mix rice cereal, candy corn and miniature chocolate chips together. Sponsored Links Healthy Halloween RecipesGet Healthy Recipes and Fun Ideas For All Your Halloween Festivities.VegCooking.com Halloween RecipesFreeFree- Halloween Recipes For Kids Download. Cook. Eat Monsterswww.Homeloan.Dosborn.com HERSHEY Halloween TreatsServe Up Their Choice for Halloween Everyone's Favorite Chocolate!www.HersheyGifts.com Add orange food coloring to the marshmallow mixture, blending thoroughly. Add marshmallow mixture to cereal mixture; stir quickl

Deep Questions
Look Inside Yourself -- Deeper QuestionsWhat do you hate most about the world?:All the problems What do you love about the world?:All the cool people, like my friends and family If America were to fall, what would be the cause?:Some stupid president What is man's greatest threat?:Global Warming? How will the world end?:God will come to take his "children" What would you kill for?:love What would you die for?:someone i care for A LOT What do you live for?:Life! Do you want to live forever?:no, itll get too boring What is your biggest weakness?:My soft feelings What is your greatest strength?:idk, im not really sure What do you want to change about yourself?:nothing Tell me your thoughts on God.:hmm... he is really loving for letting the people live, even tho people are evil The Devil.:hes EVIL Heaven.:I wish i could go there Hell.:A scary place The human soul.:needs saving What is your worst fear?:losing someone i love and being alone in the dark What makes you happy?:Almost everything

Drifting...
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

"not Enough Mana! I Don't Have A Spell Ready!"
...Yes. ...I've been playing that game again. ...And what's worse than before, ...I've beaten it almost twice in three days. ...On multiplayer with my boyfriend. ...Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. ...I'm using a sorceress, ...And he's switching between characters. ...Using a Druid, ...Necromancer, ...And an Amazon. ...I'be barely gotten any sleep. ...It appears that once again, ...I have no life. ...Geese. ...I should get into school. ...Ha ha, that would occupy my day. ...So yeah,that's what I've been doing... ...With the three days I've had the game. ...With the expansion pack. ...I'm such a loser. ...Ha ha, the Diablo 2 gamer. ...Not in town. ...I don't have a spell ready. ...Now that, is one big mushroom! ...(Okay, so those last three were from the first Diablo.) ...This is my entry. lol. ...Go Diablo 2. Yay!

Laying Your Flag To Rest 1
growing i thought it was cool shit to hold a gun and post waiting for stupid mafuccas to roll up on the set and talk shit.....it became hell almost died multiple times you know..... now look i move out here i join a set hoping it could go a different way but i couldnt change a thing..... I left it behind i wear blue till the day i die.....but i know longer rep da C.....I love ya'll out there but i have to do what i have to do for my life and thats how it is and should be..... death drugs sex money betrayel..... thats not what i want anymore.....im straight Cuz... no longer me so right now i throw my last! C's up B's down! 6 poppin 5 droppin people stompin!..... love ya'll, much love to my Cuz, Fam, young C's all over do you aight nuttin else! peaCe!....

Peanut Butter Confections
Easy peanut butter bonbons are made with rice cereal and chocolate chips, along with butterscotch chips and peanut butter. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups peanut butter * 1/2 cup butter (4 ounces) * 1 pound confectioners' sugar, sifted, about 4 1/4 cups sifted * 3 cups crispy rice cereal * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1 cup butterscotch chips PREPARATION: Easy, no-bake chocolate peanut butter bonbons. In a medium saucepan, melt peanut butter with butter. In a large mixing bowl, combine confectioners' sugar with cereal; pour hot peanut butter mixture over cereal mixture.Blend with hands, and form into 1/2-inch balls. Chill well. Melt butterscotch and chocolate chips in separate pans or double boilers. Dip half the candies in the melted chocolate, and the other half in the melted butterscotch, Swirl the tops with the back of a teaspoon; place on waxed paper-lined cookie sheet or baking pan. Chill well before serving. Makes about 8 dozen peanut butter cand

Whats Hot? Whats Not?
Do You Know Here at "LOST CHERRY" (click above to see my controversial XxX MUMM) I see the "STASH" is starting to take off. It has been around for some time now, but often over looked. I mean people would actually HAVE to read peoples profile for them to be noticed. Let's face it, profiles don't get the attention that they should. Ever since it was made that you could skip going to profile and straight to the photographs ... they get even less attention. I already address profiles in another BLOG in great detail. Just click the link above if you want to read said BLOG about profile substance. I believe STASH has finally come around because it was made with two important elements to be successful here @ "Lost Cherry". Those being: A link available to the "TOP" (and we know just having "TOP" anything will get our excessive compulsive asses interest for sure.) I see that quickness is a key here (most everywhere) Cherry Stash Central

"my Baby Brother's Birthday"
Just in case anybody is wondering, my brother died at seven months old when I was only a year. He was born May 11, 1987. He would be 19 years old, right now. His nickname my mother gave him, is Bubba. "My Baby Brother's Birthday" --this song was written and dedicated to my baby brother, aka 'Bubba' It's my baby brother's birthday Today he'd be seventeen But sadly, he had to go away To a place I've never seen He died when he was seven months old From the information I am told He had to leave me, and I did cry I never even got to say good-bye It happened so fast, I was only one Why'd it have to happen? It can't be undone! I wish I could rewind all this And give him a world of bliss I wish that he was here, to help me through life But sadly he's not, I'm alone with my strife But I know he's watching over me I can fell, I don't need to see I love you, Bubba. Happy Birthday, little bro.

Yes, More Poetry And Songs. Lol.
"LAST DYING CENTURY" Alas we are a dying race Our faces dirty and full of disgrace We just simply don't know how to care Duh Nuh... We seem to hate the black men And we should put them in slavery again Why must we be so god damn cruel? I don't know what to do When I'm walking there with you You've shown me how to love and how to see! I don't know where to go But I seem to be there, though I regret the day I didn't help you up Die mother fucker! Die mother fucker! Why the hell won't you fucking die! I said die mother fucker! I said die mother fucker! I said why the hell won't you fucking die! We are the last dying century The greatest fucking epiphany We have to see where this will all go We are the last dying century The greatest fucking epiphany We have to let each other fucking grow LAST DYING CENTURY!!! "HEART BEAT" My pulse quickens As my blood thickens My breath is sharper Then my vision gets darker Choru

So..im Trying To Write A Book...
Here's a part of it...tell me what you think? Time seemed endless tonight. Silence, nothing but the sound of the wind rustling leaves spilling scents of decay and rebirth through the forest. Ali walked silently into the night, her eyes downcast. Her thoughts far away, trapped in the past. The wind howled and still she walked. The night growing darker as clouds filled the sky obscuring the moon. A heavy sigh spilled from her lips as she tried to break free of the pain filled loop of her thoughts. Ignoring everything around her, she wandered on. A loud pop behind her echoed in her mind. She didn't stop walking, didn't even jolt as she continued suddenly very aware of her surroundings. Ali slid her hands into the pockets of her long black duster, cold steel warming comfortingly at her touch. Black leather boots crunching against twigs and rocks she veered from the path. There was only silence and the wind, but she wasn't in the mood for trouble. Her green eyes flicked from shadow to

Phoenix
ready for it all the truth of being true can i find it in your bed with the quiet settling of your voice that still drives me to distraction starving for acceptance exhausted by the tears can you keep me safe from me in those twilight passing moments ready to risk the gauntlet again because i'm not meant to live alone the love needs somewhere to go before it rots into regret so help me stand in this pile of ashes to be alive and in your eyes

So What Is Love?
So what is love? If thou wouldst know The human heart alone can tell: Two minds with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. And whence comes Love? Like morning bright Love comes without thy call. And how dies Love? A spirit bright, Love never dies at all. ~Maria Lovell

Why Did She Go?
Did you ever know you were my hero? Everywhere you went; I wanted to go. But, our lives took different paths, We got separated for a while but you rejoined me at last. You came back and that was one of the happiest days of my life; Little did I know of the demons you were fighting inside. You came to talk to me today; You sat beside me as if not sure what to say. You talked about Gods promise and the Promised Land, But, the way you said it I just didn't understand. You said you wouldn't leave again without saying goodbye, But, I went to church and you took your life. I don't know if I didn't, I don't know or even understand your reason! My sorrow is like a slumbering volcano, My heart builds up pressure until it erupts and overflows. As I lay here all I can do is cry, My heart hurts so bad I wish I could die. I loved you more than life itself, It breaks my heart to think of the pain you must have felt. But you wouldn't tell me what was causing you hurt. All you wou

10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth... 2. You scared me stiff! 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Concert
im goin' ta fuckin' tragedy tonight!!! its only my second concert ever and all my friends are going to be there and aferward we're going back to one place to get fuckered up. wish i had a lette to with me.... whatever.... i'll just rock out instead

"name Me One Thing"
This guy in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian who is waiting for her date. He just won't take no for an answer. The lesbian smirks and says. "Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" This guy thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

Overview Of Tourette Syndrome
Just in case anyone is wondering, yes, I do have Tourette Syndrome. In case none of you know what the hell that is, just keep reading. You'll find out. ^_^! Overview of Tourette's Syndrome: Tourette's syndrome (TS) is an inherited neurobehavioral disorder characterized by sudden, involuntary, repetitive muscle movements (motor tics) and vocalizations (vocal tics). The disorder is also known as Gilles de la Tourette syndrome for the neurologist who first described the syndrome in 1885. The nature and complexity of the tics are usually variable over time with natural waxing and waning in frequency and severity. Many individuals with TS also develop associated behavioral problems, such as obsessions and compulsions, inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity. Symptom onset typically occurs during childhood or early adolescence. Symptoms/Findings The primary characteristics associated with TS are multiple motor tics and one or more vocal tics. Motor and vocal tics may dev

Is It Me Even More Cont'd
Okay, I've found an exception. Hats off to this gorgeous lady who does actually make the morphing face look good. And she's drop dead gorgeous too. Let's show our appreciation by giving her plenty of Cherry love.

More Random Poetry Of Mine
"MARY J SPEAKS UP" When people look at me They don't see what I want them to see All they see is poor old broken me, so fucking sad Yeah well, my life ain't that bad Sure I'm sick and twisted I'm sorry, but you can't fix it This life that I lead It's me I have to beat Not self inflicted, no way Yet not done by another, I say Believe me? I think not Hear me? My brain is in a fucking knot I try to think about this shit But the solutions I can never hit What the fuck is wrong with me? Why is it the bad that you assholes only see? Stop this shit, I don't need it anymore Shut the fuck up! I'm not a fucking whore! Stop the rumours, please, I'm begging you Stop the cruelty, what more can I do? You've taken away my pride, you happy now? You've humiliated me to death, like the huge crowd.... Of people standing over me? Of them seeing my fucking heart bleed? Now you've done it, you've killed me, happy? I hope you're satisfied, that you don't end up like me

Update
Thank you to everyone who had my dad in there prayers and for everyone who send there love to me to keep me sane, my father is ok he had a minor heartattack but nothing life threatening....i would still love for u to keep us in your prayers i just learned last nite of another serious issue going on in my family that is life altering that im not particularly happy about.....if you would keep my mother and father in your prayers and my little sister as well shes goin through sum issues and pray that she realizes what she has done so everything will go back to normal...i know that sounds weird but if u knew the situation ud understand...thank you

My B-day
hey all iam new here just wanted to say hi and let you all know that tonight is my b-day so we are haveing a get togather at the bar anyone can come . thats right can not wait tell tonight drinks fun and gods now what. after the bar all going back to my house and keep going wel hope you all are having a good day later.

I Can't Accept Friend Requests
Due to the issues with the servers I can't accept friend requests right now. Everyone hang tight. I see a lot in there and just as soon as I can I will accept and leave some lovin! In the meantime...Cheers and Beers!!! Sam

What Is Wrong With Me?
So I was trying to purchase some Doritos from the vending machine and of course they got stuck. I couldn't shake the thing loose because there were these three ugly chicks talking down the hall. Nothing worse than ugly chicks realizing what a tard I am. So I put more money in to get another bag and knock the first one free. Oh, it came free ok. Then the second bag stuck. No way in hell was I leaving that one up there. I put more money in. Third times the charm. Long story short.... I have 6 bags of Doritos.

Mate Match - Wbam F Radio / Chicago
If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Windy City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match? Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

The Web
Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

What Is.....?
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because th ey have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was

Capt. Blair Wiggins Inshore Slam Tournament
I would like to invite everyone to come out and participate in the first annual Capt. Blair Wiggins Inshore Slam tournament being held on October 28th. The captains meeting is Friday 10/27 @ 6:30pm at Rusty' at the port. We are proud to be a part of the inaugural Fall Classic being hosted by Sean Slater. A two week series of events including surfing, golf and fishing. Cocoa Beaches finest born & bred surfers & fishermen are coming home to help support a worthy cause. The World Skin Care Foundation. The WSCF was founded to educate the public about the prevention of the most preventable cancer of them all. More information on all of the events is available at www.worldskincancerfoundation.org Hope to see you you all there, we are hoping for a great turnout!

You In Colorado?
you in colorado? interested in a photoshoot? Inverse Photography Visit the site, check out our work. Interested? Give me a call, I can set you up for a session! We are currently offering FREE studio and outdoor portraits, to add to our portfolio. This is my buddy and I's new photography company were trying to setup ;)

If Interested A Small Test,lol
a test for u single guys Current mood: annoyed Well fuck me side ways and call me tuesady..lol...no really.What does it take to get a guy these days cause I'm doing something wrong,Are there any good guys out there?or are my standards too high? I'm not looking for anyone that is in a relationship of any kind,can't be old as the hills(over 65),no weridos or someone looking for me to be your sugar mama.this is the type of guys that is always wanting me but it's not for me. Here is a list of what I'm looking for (like i said maybe my standards are too high )so I thought that I would make this a test instead ,with a point system.So if inerested get a pen and paper and let me know you score and maybe we can talk if its a good one.good luck 1.must be male.....3 points 2.between 21 and 45........2 points 3.single,seprated,divorced dont really care as long as you have no girlfriend or wife........3 points 4.must have a job as i dont want to support your ass(i make my

Monster Mash Party Mix
INGREDIENTS: * 10 cups popcorn * 1 pound plain candy-coated chocolate candies * 1 (14 oz.) jar dry roasted peanuts * 1 cup raisins * 1 cup candy coated peanut butter pieces PREPARATION: Combine ingredients in a large bowl. Makes about 15 cups.

One Halloween Night
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS, AND SO ONE HALLOWEEN NIGHT THEY DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST TIME ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." "A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE

Suicide Girls Burlesque Tour Tonight
Thats right Suicide Girls Second Burlesque Tour, tonight in Charlotte, NC at Amos' South End. Tickets are $14...not bad...Im treking 4 hours to go see it, if you can make it, come on out tonight!!!

To All My Fellow Pagan/wiccan Friends!
I just thought I would post somethings on the up coming New Year for us pagan/wiccans. Happy Samhain and may the New Year bring you joy and may all your wishes you make come true! Blessed Be! Samhain Factsheet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date:Usually celebrated October 31, can be celebrated on the exact cross-quarter between Mabon and Yule -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lore: The God "dies" on Samhain. He leaves this realm of existence and returns to the Summerland to be recycled and cleansed in the cauldron of the Goddess. The veil between the world of the living and the world of the dead is thinner than usual at this time of year, being that the God is within the Goddess, who is still part of the world of the living. This is a reminder that the two realms are not as separate as they seem to be. -------------------------------------------------------

Halloween
I have always loved Halloween, I think actually more than Christmas. I have had alot of great memories, had alot of fun, and looked forward to yearly traditions. However this Halloween won't be as memorable for me. I ONCE again had fallen in love with the wrong guy, at the time I thought he was the one. Told me he loved me, told my friends he was in love with me, claims his life improved and got better after he met me. I thought my record of getting hurt was over, but ONCE again....my heart was torn out and stomped on. And alot of others got hurt as well. A friend of mine (male of course) gave me some advice, he said.."The best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else" Just proves how much men and women are different. Why isn't ONE woman enough? Men can just go on, find somebody else...but why is it that Women have a harder time moving on? And not giving others that are interested a chance? As i think about it, just proves my theory on the fact that women