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Amazing Life Facts
Amazing life facts Current mood: cheerful Category: Life I highlighted the most important ones. Did You Know That... 1. A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times its own weight each year. 2. A bean has more DNA per cell than a human cell. 3. A Blue Earth, Minnesota , law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent. 4. A broken clock is right at least twice a day. 5. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water. 6. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 7. A cat has 4 rows of whiskers and they're used to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. 8. A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. 9. A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months. 10. A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip. 11. A ful

Lol My Love Number
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

Influential Books
So I was thinking last night about books that impacted me so much that I still remember them, years later. Books that made me cry, rant, rave, throw them against the wall, and generally feel intensely. So here's a list of books that I recommend if you want to think. I'll keep adding to it as I think of more. Equus by Peter Shaffer - a play about sanity, and what does it really mean to be sane? Can we be truly happy if we're conforming to a societal norm? Grendel by John Gardner - the story of Beowulf from the perspective of the poor monster Grendel. A fascinating book, and one that, along with Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man would most greatly influence my writing in high school. The Kristin Lavransdatter Trilogy by Sigrid Undset - Undset won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1928 for a very good reason. This is an exquisitely written trilogy, both for scope and for detail. It's about the life of a woman on Scandinavia during the Middle Ages, from young girlhood

Sick
I'm so friggin sick this morning and I haven't got a clue what's up. I left work early yesterday because I was completely light headed and for once it wasn't the hair color! I hate missing work because I'm sick. (Read: I much prefer to miss work because I'm doing something fun.) I'm cranky and my tummy hurts. And I've been popping Excedrine Migraine for a week like candy. *sigh* I think I'm going to end up putting myself back to bed pretty soon. :(

To Anticipate.... What Does It Mean...
The word Anticipate per the dictionary means one of the following: 1. to realize beforehand; foretaste or foresee: to anticipate pleasure. 2. to expect; look forward to; be sure of: to anticipate a favorable decision. 3. to perform (an action) before another has had time to act. 4. to answer (a question), obey (a command), or satisfy (a request) before it is made: He anticipated each of my orders. Does that even come close to how I feel when I’m waiting on a message, or a shout out. Hell no. I flip through the different pages just to waste time waiting hoping wondering when I will get a message. Different things run through your mind while you are anticipating that waited message, the call, the shout out, or whatever it may be. Will they call today? Are they going to be online today? Wonder where they are now? Do they wait for me as much as I wait to hear from them? Then you ask yourself why do I feel this way, why am I setting here waiting so. I could be doin

Getting Started With A New Attitude!
Today, I realize that I had missed my NYC ways(not looking back on the past, doing what I wanna do, pleasing myself, etc) and since my NYC friends have been here for a few days, I am getting back what I left behind & start all over again. I miss my creative, intimate, naughty and passionate ways I feel towards people and now I am gaining back by writing in my journals, blogs, and reading some poetry..Man, this feels like I am being reborn and I love it..Perhaps,this creativity can be reflected in doing some PSP8 stuff soon. I want to do a special couples tag with some words from one of my favorite Aerosmith songs. I love life always, and feel blessed to be surrounded by such loving and passionate friends in NY and cannot forget the sweet friends online that I have met in recent years. I cherish every moment being with them and love my new attitude!

13 Cherrytap Rules
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on

What Do You Think
FINE Freakedout Insicure Nerotic Emoshinal At the bottom of this deep dark hole is what remains of a tortured soul. He loved too many, once too often. But now he sleeps alone in his coffin. My brain has always goverend my heart. Ah! Who shall lift that wand of magic power and the lost clue regain. Trust everyone just dont trust the devil inside them. There are none so blind as those who will not see.

You All Have To Hear About Work
Last night was a easy night at work. I had four pallets to work and got them all done. The down side was I was in some pain from mother nature. I mean to the point of crying for a good bit of the afternoon before bed. I was really hoping it would stop before I went to work but I am not that lucky. I was in a good bit of pain through work and still am now. This truely made it hard to get those pallets done in time. But I am spoiled and loved and I had about 3 other people come over and help me out. We all finally got outta work about 0630. I do have a bright side to all of this though. I am now in my weekend. This means that I get two days off. I will be sleeping and doing a whole lot of nothing I hope. Well I'm off to play with the baby. Love Stace

I'm In A Costume Contest.....
I would really appreciate it if everyone could go and vote in the costume contest. Whether you vote for me or not is up to you. But......just in case, here is the link to my photo in the contest. Good luck to everyone who is in the contest, and thank you to everyone who is voting. Love to all, ~Crissy~

Lol My Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

13 Cherrytap Rules
13 CherryTap Rules Oct 31st, 2006 ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who

Did You Know?
Breaking the best of you. Too much waste allows us this. Too much of second blessings... Second guessings.... Second falling outs with far too much loss within for us to complain about. Withering from apathy is the second best demise I'd rather hate you quietly than have to meet your eyes. Is this too convenient? Well I apologize.

Poem
I Will Love You by Vanessa Fuentes When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

The Fight
The Fight by Cathye Haney As I sit here listening To the fight going on Between my head and my heart I feel numb inside. My head says "I'm a fool;" My heart says, "But you Love him so." My head says "He will Hurt you again." My heart answers, "But He also makes me happy." My head says, "Look at All the tears he Made you cry." My heart answers, "Yes, But he also gives Me pleasure." My head says, "You Are strong and can Get over him." My heart answers, "He makes me feel Alive and whole." I need him and I love him. Without Him I would only Be existing. I slowly shake my Head, "No," knowing My heart has won once More.

Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Type Of Supernatural Creature
You scored as Fariy. You are a Fairy. You find your center through other people, and often you are influenced by commiunication, and friends. Being so attached to people, my only suggestion would be to find what inspirers you, and go for it, because you are the type of person to flourish if you are happy, but you must first become dependent apon yourself first. Fariy94%Magic user88%Elemental88%Ghost88%Elf75%Warewolf63%Mermaid56%Vampire50%Mortal13%Demon13%Find out what type of supernatural creature you would

Halloween Was Ok
other than the bullshit and the drama after i roled into bed last nite i say over all for once i enjoyed my halloween.. i got got called a fat ugly bitch two differnt times...once by my ex and once by some complete strangers... but the fuck well if u dont like me then just dont talk to me...no need to call me names cause all that is going to do is cause me to be pissed... ok now for the real drama............. im in skool...and well i have to deal with a bunch of highskool bullshit there and its anoying its fucking college my god is it that hard to grow the fuck up and stop acting immature.. i find out if i can drive today...and hopefully i can go back to work but i dont know yet... but better believe that im going to be pissed if i cannt.. i really dont want to be in kansas city n e more... but i have to finish college first.. im really tired of all this drama and bullshit...people grow the fuck up and stop blaming other people for ur drama.... and right now im

I Got Flowers Today
I Got Flowers Today I got flowers today. It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night, And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't Mother's Day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again. And it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very

Welcome The New Cherries!
Cherries: This place is blowing up. We have had over 20K new cherries sign up in a week. I wanted to personally welcome all of you to the site. We have a long standing tradition of welcoming new members to the CT. Thank you to all of the veteran cherries who have helped the new cherries feel at home. If you have any questions about the site, please feel free to stop by the CherryTAP Support Lounge where you can ask our volunteer support staff any questions or concerns you may have. If you are a veteran cherry, please continue to welcome our new members. Let's keep the CT vibe chill and don't forget to have FUN!

True Enlightenment Thanks To Walt Disney
I was watching tv a while ago and it recently came to my attention of just how dirty many of the old adages, games, disney movies etc. truly are. First lets look at some of the old adages and games: there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, had so many kids she didnt know what to do...now to me this is just odd, i know that she must be easy b/c of the large .. of children she had, but what about this shoe...how poor is this chick?! How about tag what does that teach the youth of america...it teaches 2 things, first it teaches kids how to stock prey, next it teaches them how to pounce and then to run after a cheap attack (i beleive that is also called being a coward) Red Rover Red Rover... great game, the object is to form a line, call over the smallest and weakest yahoo you can find and then that simpleton runs as fast as possible and tries to break the line ,or some shoulders, through force and cunning. This teaches kids (hell even adults who play) to pick on whomever they dee

Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

My Fav...for Now
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whis

Good Times
90's Kids, you will remember everything! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC and wouldnt miss it "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, and tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city, miss suzies in the park kissing her boyfriend in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark" You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up earl

30 Things A Girl Would Die For
30 things a girl wo0d die 4! GIRLS LIKE GUYS TO... 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly 6-hug them 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when your with your friends 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-hug her from behind around the waist 19-tell her she beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy them stuff. like small things can still help 26-don't lie to her 27-dont cheat on her 28-take her anywhere she wants

When A Girl Misses You
When a girl says she likes you, she wants you to ask her out. When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not hers any more When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie) When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention. When a girl wants to see yo

Seize The Day
This was written by a Woman but applies to us all.READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I ha

A Good Woman
~*~*~*A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. ~*~*~*A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. S he knows love; therefore, she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. ~*~*~*A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present, and moves toward the future. ~*~*~*A good woman knows God. She knows that with God, the world is her playground, but without God, she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life

Recently Separated
Well This Is It People,,, Yesterday Morning,, Me And My Husband Called It Quits! After 3 Years! We Both Think Its For The Best,, Its Been Pretty Much The End For Awhile. So I Will Be Going Back To Ontario With My Daughter In The Next Few Days To Move In With My Family.And Start Our New Life! I Wish Him Nothing But Happness And Good Luck On The Road Ahead!

I Survived Lol
Well Halloween is over damn i survived it my kids loved it and the oldest party was a flop but its ok her goo friends came thats all that counts. my youngest is hme sick too much candy and i knew she would be i am on my way to the doctors to talk to my therapist and to chill out candy rushes being a diabetic are hard on my body but i couldn't help 1 time a year but i am sure i will pay for it today thats the problem. i will be sick tomorrow its all good its not like i won't be able to handle it i told the doctor that halloween will be a bitch but its all good she said one day won't kill me if i eat right before and after so i did :D but i needed the calcium of the chocolate in my system so i was helping my bones ;)) oh well we all survived this day now on to thanksgiving where all the fatting foods come out which i love to cook for :D

Happy Hump Day To All My Cherry Friends
Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts Now that I have your attention,Thanks to all my Friends who have supported me and said prayers for my friend with cancer.Please continue to remember him and anyone else you know with cancer or other illness.Go visit and just say hi.Bet u make their day!People tend to forget u after time and they get busy with there own lives.Dont be one of those Friends.Take the time to make a even phone call to say HI,How u doing?Just dont forget them! Hugs and Kisses....Sugar

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PERIODS IN LIFE OFTEN SEEM MUTED IN OPAQUE WORTHLESSNESS. WHILE FEELING MIRED IN AMBIGUITY AND UTTER CONFUSION.AMIDST MANY HOURS OF PAINFUL,LONELY REFLECTION. DEEP, REALLY DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL THAT SEEDS ARE BEING PLANTED AND NOURISHED. DURING THESE PERIODS OF CONFUSED ANXIETY, THE PATTERN REPEATS. SEEMINGLY THESE SEEDS AND ROOTS ARE GROWING DEEPER. AS THESE ROOTS GROW DEEPER THE REALIZATION OF EACH ADDITIONAL NUGGET OF TRUT AND KNOWLEDGE IS ACCOMPANNIED BY THE BURDEN OF ACTING UPON EACH GRANULE OF INSIGHT. THE SOUL CAN BE BURDENED WITH THE ANXIETY AND ENTHUSIASM OF UNDERSTANDING AND REACTING TO THESE BLOSSOMING INSIGHTS. OFTEN THESE TIMES ARE FUSED PARADOXICALLY WITH HOPEFUL ILLUSIONS AND DESPONDENT AUTHENTICITIES DAN CELTIC CHARMS

Pisses Me Off
It really pisses me off people sit there and beg for friends and when you try to be one send greetings and notes rate every picture and comment on them, just to show an act of friendship you never hear from them after. Well, I have decided to put an end to it. I will no longer rate anyone for any reason until they can prove there friendship first. Have a great day all. Don't be surprised if your name gets deleted off my friends list.

How Bad Do You Want Me????
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED

Happy Halloween- Glad It Is Over!
I have determined that I no longer have patience! All the braty kids wanting candy and such. My own children included. It seemed to go over well for the kids, although it was really cold out. Glad it is over though.

Realize
REALIZE TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF A SISTER ASK SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF TEN YEARS, ASK A NEWLY DIVORCED COUPLE. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF FOUR YEARS, ASK A GRADUATE. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE YEAR, ASK A STUDENT WHO FAILED A FINAL EXAM. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF NINE MONTHS, ASK A MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A STILL BORN. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MONTH, ASK A MOTHER WHO HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A PREMATURE BABY TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE WEEK, ASK AN EDITOR OF A WEEKLY NEWPAPER. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE HOUR, ASK THE LOVERS WHO ARE WAITING TO MEET. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MINUTE, ASK A PERSON WHO HAS MISSED THE TRAIN, BUS OR PLANE. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE SECOND, ASK A PERSON WHO HAS SERVIVED AN ACCIDENT. TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MILLISECOND, ASK THE PERSON WHO HAS WON A SILVER MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS. TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE. TREASURE EVERY MOME

What To Do?
Well, I just got some interesting news yesterday. I found out I'm pregnant. The father is my on again off again boyfriend of the last four years. The guy I was bitching about in my last blog. So we had talked about having kids before all hell broke loose and he left and we broke up...yet again. Well, I had to call him and tell him I was pregnant. That went over really well. He started laughing and crying at the same time. Then he precieded to call me later last night and tell me exactly how it was gonna be. That if we didn't get back together then the baby would spend half of the time with me and half of the time with him. I told him that we had nine months to figure it out. I don't know what to do about it. I may be completely retarded but I want to be with him and start a family. I already have one kid without a father and I sure as hell don't want two. I know that JP won't do what the other one did but it scares me anyway. Then again I don't want to be with him and then he leaves ou

Ahora Estoy Aqui
Music Video:"ESTOY AQUí" (Shakira)HIPS DON'T LIE (Shakira)SUERTE (Shakira)LA TORTURA (REMIX) (Shakira)NO (Shakira)WHENEVER, WHEREVER (Shakira)THE ONE (Shakira)UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES (Shakira) Get music videos for your own profile!Over 40,000 musieos to choose from at Video Code Zone!

How Bad R U Wanted
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED

Fill In The Blanks Love This Kinda Fun
I ______ you. You have a nice______. You make me ____. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________ If I saw you now I would give you lots of __________. I want to ________ you a nice __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,_______________ (P.S. ____ __________.) when ur done send it private message would love to hear from all of yall

I Tried To Tell You
I tried to tell you I love you but the words were hard to find. I'm always thinking about you you're the only one on my mind. Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place. There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no. You wanted me to hold you but I kept letting you go. I'm afraid that I am not the Girl you've searched for all these years. I will kindly leave now don't you cry try to hold back your tears. It's been so long I haven't seen you for quite awhile When I think of how we met it only brings back your smile. I remember when I held you then and told you we'd never part I loved you then I love you now and I'll hold you in my heart.

I Asked God
I asked God to take away my habit. God sad, No.It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. i asked him to make my hanicaped child wholeGod said no. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No.Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned. I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No.I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you. I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No.Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No.You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful. I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things. I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me. God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

Turn On?
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Whips83%Bondage83%Blind Folds83%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

A Rose
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!

Un Alma Sentenciada
Amor que me desgarras, que me partes de miedo Que a veces te me escapas y de pronto no encuentro Amor de tantas dudas Y remordimientos Que a veces me callo, que a veces me creeo Amor que es tan letal como una puñalada Primero, me hiere después me desangra Amor esta locura que ha desesperado Amor es no tenerte y no haberte olvidado Toda mi vida se apaga, mi mundo se ciega Amor es pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas que estoy de bajada, mi alma esta en quiebra Hoy quiero pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Amor es decirte mi amor que vuelvas por favor A que condena y que dolor me has sentenciado A que condena a que dolor Tu me has sentenciado Amor eres tu la verdad en mi tiempo Mi dulce mi amado mi casa mi templo Mi amor mi verdad mi pasión mi intención Mi secreto que viene y que va con el viento Amor eres tu, amar eres tu La noche y tus ojos que son gotas de luz Y escucho tu voz y te siento aquí Y te siento inundándolo todo Toda mi vida se apaga, mi

Dirty Joke
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK . Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. ..... In one second the sharp

Crushed
my soul has been buried alive crushed by the pressure of everyday life love was never there no one ever cared no foundation of life to be built on just emptiness i never had anything never a love nothing but these drugs n guns money never bought me anything except these bullets so i could contemplate death reminesce on my last breath because in death at least things are peaceful your soul is at rest no more torture no more burdens of life so should i sign this note on suicide or should i live and just ride to another day

The Cross
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I can't go on," he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. Then, open that other door and pick out any cross you wish. The man was filled with relief. "Thank you Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord." he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." When life's problems seem overwhelming, it helps to look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself far more fortunate than you imagined. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine after the rain. Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall, but

Cheese Stuffed Pork Roast
3 lb pork roast Stuffing Mixture: 4 oz cream cheese, softened 1/2 c. shredded sharp cheddar 3 green onions, chopped 4 slices sun dried tomatoes, chopped 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped 1 tsp minced fresh garlic 1 tsp sweet dried basil 2 tsp parsley pinch of cayenne pepper chipotle hot sauce to taste Other: 1/3 c. chicken broth or stock 1/3 c. dry white wine 3 tablespoons dried chives 2 tsp sweet basil salt and pepper to taste 1. Combine stuffing ingredients in food processor and pulse just until blended. Refrigerate for about 1 hour. 2. Slice open the roast so it lays out flat. 3. Generously spread the stuffing mixture on the inside of the pork roast. Roll up the roast and tie ends securely. 4. Preheat oven to 350F. In a casserole dish add the chicken broth and white wine. Place the roast in the casserole dish. Season the top of the roast with dried chives, sweet basil and salt and pepper. 5. Bake roast for approximately 1-1/2 hrs. or until pork r

Guys And Girls
ok after i was sick and some people were seeing how i was doing....my love to all of you.i was getting people asking me if i was seeing a guy a here.....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING its a fucking comp.hello said i did meet someone on here and i will go see him but...i dont know how its going to work out face to face.i hope well but i dont need 6 girls telling me that he was talking to him......thats what you do on here is talk to people.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING..ok he said you were cute so what if your cute i will tell you the same thing.so now that i got that out if any one can tell me why so many little girls dont have a life and for the guys that got mad at me you dont live with me so fuck off if you dont like it kiss mt ass. thank you so much to all the people who know me and hit me up you all have my love bratt

Two
I wonder do you feel today As I have felt since, hand in hand, We sat down on the grass, to stray In spirit better through the land, This morn of Rome and May? For me, I touched a thought, I know, Has tantalized me many times, (Like turns of thread the spiders throw Mocking across our path) for rhymes To catch at and let go. Help me to hold it! First it left The yellowing fennel, run to seed There, branching from the brickwork's cleft, Some old tomb's ruin: yonder weed Took up the floating weft, Where one small orange cup amassed Five beetles—blind and green they grope Among the honey-meal: and last, Everywhere on the grassy slope I traced it. Hold it fast! The champaign with its endless fleece Of feathery grasses everywhere! Silence and passion, joy and peace, An everlasting wash of air— Rome's ghost since her decease. Such life here, through such lengths of hours, Such miracles performed in pla

Amor A La Mexicana
Compasión no quiero, lástima no quiero quiero un amor duro que me pueda hacer vibrar tu sabor yo quiero, tu sudor yo quiero quiero tu locura que me haga delirar pura caña... puro amor... Amor a la mexicana, de cumbia, huapango y son caballo, bota y sombrero, tequila, tabaco y ron amor a la mexicana, caliente al ritmo del sol despacio y luego me mata, mi macho de corazón Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Amor a la mexicana... Suavecito quiero, bien rudo lo quiero quiero que me llegue hasta el fondo del corazón lento yo lo quiero siempre más yo quiero quiero que me espante hasta perder la razón pura caña... puro amor... Amor a la mexicana, de cumbia, huapango y son caballo, bota y sombrero, tequila, tabaco y ron amor a la mexicana, caliente al ritmo del sol despacio y luego me mata, mi macho de corazón Amor a la mexicana... ay, quiero tu amor hasta el fondo del corazón amor a la mexicana... y en tu locura quiero perder la

Orange-tarragon Chicken
1/2 lb. asparagus, cut to 3-inch pieces 2 carrots, scrubbed and cut to 3-inch sticks 2 chicken breasts, split and boned 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 c. orange juice 1/2 c. chicken broth 1/4 tsp. dried tarragon 2 tbsp. butter, cut into pieces Cook asparagus and carrots in separate saucepan in lightly salted water until tender. Drain and keep warm. Sprinkle chicken breasts with salt. Heat orange juice and chicken broth with tarragon in medium skillet. Add chicken and cook 4 to 5 minutes on each side over medium heat. Remove chicken. Raise heat and boil pan juices down to 2 tablespoons. Remove from heat. Add butter to skillet and blend. Return chicken to sauce and heat until warm. Arrange on plate with vegetables over rice. Serve.

A Quiz
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At Last
At last, when all the summer shine That warmed life's early hours is past, Your loving fingers seek for mine And hold them close—at last—at last! Not oft the robin comes to build Its nest upon the leafless bough By autumn robbed, by winter chilled,— But you, dear heart, you love me now. Though there are shadows on my brow And furrows on my cheek, in truth,— The marks where Time's remorseless plough Broke up the blooming sward of Youth,— Though fled is every girlish grace Might win or hold a lover's vow, Despite my sad and faded face, And darkened heart, you love me now! I count no more my wasted tears; They left no echo of their fall; I mourn no more my lonesome years; This blessed hour atones for all. I fear not all that Time or Fate May bring to burden heart or brow,— Strong in the love that came so late, Our souls shall keep it always now!

Chicken-mandarin Orange Salad
MARINADE: 1/4 c. olive oil 1/8 c. tarragon vinegar SALAD: Red and green bibbed lettuce and iceberg lettuce 2 split and deboned chicken breasts 1 can mandarin orange segments 1/3 c. walnuts or pecans 1-2 carrots, sliced DRESSING: 1/2 c. plain yogurt 1/4 c. thousand island dressing 1/4 c. raspberry jam Cut chicken into strips. Marinate 15-30 minutes. Pan fry until done. Rinse and drain greens. Combine dressing ingredients. Arrange greens in large salad bowl. Top salad with orange segments, chicken, sliced carrots. Spoon on dressing. Top with nuts. Great served with fresh bread from Francesa's.

I Need Cherry Points
ok ppl im not the kind of person to ask for help as i feel i have the determination , will an attitude to get the job done right ... but please please help me get cherry points i want to see my pic rolling across the screen please help me reach the only goal i realy truly want an deserve zan xoxo

Chicken Breast In Puff Pastry With
1 onion, chopped 1 clove garlic, chopped 1 1/2 c. white wine 1 tsp. instant chicken bouillon 1/2 c. water 8 chicken breasts, skinned & deboned Zest of 2 oranges 8 tbsp. butter 1/3 c. almond powder 3 oranges, juiced 8 pieces puff pastry, 4x6 inch 1 egg, beaten with 2 tsp. water Poach the chicken breasts in the onion, garlic, wine, bouillon and water for 10 minutes. Remove the chicken and set aside to cool. Add the orange zest to the bouillon. Boil rapidly until reduced by half. Melt butter in a saute pan. Add the almond powder, the orange juice, and the reduced bouillon. Let sauce thicken while stirring. Place a chicken breast on each rectangle of puff pastry. Cover with one tablespoon of the orange sauce on each breast. Fold pastry over the chicken. Seal the edges with the egg/water mixture. Decorate the top of the pastry with cut-outs from extra pastry, if desired. Brush the pastry with egg wash. Bake at 375 degrees for 20 minutes until golden brown. Reheat the remaining

Orange Pineapple Honey Chicken
8 skinless chicken breasts 1 jar honey 2 tsp. sugar 4 oranges 1 small can crushed pineapple Preheat oven to 350°F. Thoroughly wash chicken breasts. Place chicken breasts in a large baking dish. In a medium bowl, combine sauce ingredients. Pour the entire contents of a small jar of honey into the bowl. Wash and peel oranges, but do not discard the orange peels. Add the can of crushed pineapple (with juice). Sprinkle with 2 teaspoons of sugar. Mix honey, pineapple juice and crushed pineapple in bowl. The sauce should have a rather thick consistency. Glaze chicken with sauce, evenly coating the entire front side of the chicken breast. Squeeze oranges so that the juice covers the chicken and thins the sauce. Place orange peels in the casserole dish around the chicken breast which will give a stronger hint of orange taste. Bake on 350°F for 30-45 minutes or until the chicken has a white center and is golden brown. Enjoy.

Orange Basil Chicken
10 (5 oz each) chicken breasts 1/4 cup brown sugar 1 orange, zested 1 cup white wine 1 cup orange juice 3 garlic cloves chopped fine 1 bunch of fresh basil (corse chopped) 1/2 cup olive oil 6 cups of water Trim the breast (remove fat) cover and place in fridge. Mix all the ingredients together well in a bowl. Add the chicken, making sure all of the chicken is covered in the marinade. Allow to sit in the refrigerator for about an hour. Then place the chicken on a well oiled sheet pan, strain the marinade and place the strained-out basil, zest and garlic on the chicken, just enough to give it some color. Bake at 300°F for about 25 minutes or until done. Save the stock if desired. Reduce stock (boil it down to half the amount) and add a slurry to it (corn starch and water) to make it a little thicker so it can be used as a sauce. Serves 10. Editor's Note: To zest an orange, remove strips of the peel of an orange, taking care to slice off only the orange portio

Orange Mustard Glazed Chicken
1/4 cup orange marmalade 1/4 cup orange juice 1/4 cup country-style Dijon mustard 2 tablespoons light brown sugar, packed to measure 1 tablespoon Gravy Master 1 chicken (2 1/2 to 3 pounds) quartered or 4 chicken breasts In a small bowl, combine marmalade, orange juice, mustard, sugar and Gravy Master. Grill chicken pieces 4 to 6 inches from hot glowing coals for 15 minutes, turning frequently. Brush with orange-mustard glaze and continue grilling for 15 minutes longer, brushing frequently with glaze. Remove from grill and serve immediately. Serve remaining sauce separately. Makes 4 servings.

Chili Con Carne
1 lb. ground beef 1 onion, cut in bits 1 tbsp. fat 1 pt. canned tomatoes 1 tbsp. flour 1/2 c. rice 1 tbsp. chili powder 1 tbsp. salt 1/4 tsp. paprika 1 qt. kidney beans Put the meat, onion and fat in saucepan. Stir and cook until meat has lost its red color and has browned slightly. Mix the tomatoes and flour together. Add this mixture to the meat. Also add the remaining ingredients. Then cook until the mixture reaches the boiling point. Place in the oven and cover.Bake at 300 degrees for about 2 hours. Serve hot with home-made crackers.

Broccoli Chicken A La King
1/2 c. diced green pepper 1/3 c. chopped onion 1 can cream of broccoli soup 1/2 c. milk 1 1/2 c. cubed, cooked chicken 3/4 c. shredded cheddar, Swiss or American cheese 1/4 c. diced pimento 1/8 tsp. pepper In 2 quart microwave safe casserole, combine green pepper and onion. Cover with lid, microwave on high 2 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Stir in soup and milk. Stir in remaining ingredients. Cover, microwave on high 7 minutes or until heated through, stirring twice during heating. Serve over split baked potatoes, cooked noodles, biscuits or toast. FOR HAM A LA KING: Substitute 1 1/2 cups cooked cubed ham.

Early
Hey this is my frist blog, so I don't know what really to say. Anyhow I'm at school and we get out at 1:20 so I only have to go to half of 5th period which is Dance, and I don't have to go to English, or French 2. Well I'm going to go I don't have much time but my next blog will be better!

Chicken Croquettes
1 egg 1 1/2 c. cooked rice 2 c. chicken meat 2 tbsp. melted butter 2 tbsp. catsup 1 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. curry Beat egg. Add rest of ingredients and mix well. Cool and shape into croquettes. Roll in egg first and then crumbs. Fry in deep fat at 390 degrees. Drain on paper towels and serve hot.

The Rose (written 21yrs Ago By Me)
The Rose I reached out to touch a rose today, Growing so beautifully, so passionate As my hand grasped the stem I pulled suddenly away with pain I had closed my hand not thinking On the thorns that grew from the stems. As I looked at the drop of blood on my finger The pain still fresh in my mind I couldn't help desire to Reach back and pick the rose Knowing what happened once could happen again. It was at that moment Deep in my heart and soul It made sense to me I now understood why God created the Rose And why it was a symbol of Love So powerful was my discovery that I felt it burn in my heart. When you look at the Rose what do you see? You see a flower so powerfully beautiful The color so deep red as that of the blood from my finger The petals as soft as flesh itself So wanting to be held and kissed And let's not forget the scent So intoxicating one can ever get enough Yes the Rose is beautiful. But least we forget... the thorns They are all around the Rose Along with it's

Poem For All To Read
Hi Everyone.. With fall upon us and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End

Forced To Take Care Of Myself
Pretty sad. I have access to a naked woman in my bed and yet... In case you wondered, I have been called "Ross" (from friends) by many people who actually know me. My Rachel seems very far away right now. Welp, better get busy.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!
HEY BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE,,,So where do I have to be all day,,,Yep you guessed it,,,outside,,,Would much rather be in here on this Warm site with all my friends and family,,talking about the weather and whatever Comes up,,,But On the Good side of all this,,,This cold weather will only last another 5 months,, See ya later...Hugs ,,Kisses,,,

What A Morning
Okay if all began last night. When i just got back from work to where we had to go to charleston bc we are opening up a new community there and not to meantion the lady i had to ride with cant drive, is lazy,and cant sing!!i had to cook supper when i got home and wanted to watch my movie but couldnt bc my fiances mom was watching tv like she always does. (yeah it agervates the shit out of me) B/c she dont MOVE!! Then i got a shower and my dad calls to tell me that my aunt is getting married on saturday. GoOdY GoOdY!!! THIS IS HER 3RD TIME GETTING MARRIED! its not a new wedding. But i will go just to pay my respects and so i can see the family. Then this morning i had a dentist app. (goody goody gum drops) I was like 10 minutes late for that bc i didnt hear the alarm clock. Then i have to do a Transfer today at work possibly two transfers. Print Newsletters. Call people. Im not in the mood for this today. I just want sleep. okay im done. as you can tell i tend to bitch alo

Losing My Way
Blinking, I stumbled out of the darkness, my hand in yours, being lead to all that was good and warm and bright. A friendship like no other, a closeness beyond definition, my heart's desire to make you happy, to help you see your worth, your value. Your smile warming, your touch exciting, your whispered confidences trusting. I soared to new heights with you, forgetting the darkness existed, turning my back to the cold. Sunlight on my face, your radiance melted me, reformed me, molten metal poured into a mold to the shaped and worked into something new. It took me awhile, but I learned to trust my feelings. I knew, with every part of me I believed, that you wanted my touch, you enjoyed my kiss, you needed me close to you. At night, when we were together, I knew those things about us. I owed you so much.... The memory of your breath on my cheek, your body against mine, hushed voices and a lovers laughter in the dark. Only a memory, a dream. Arms that drew me clo

Relationships
Disclaimer: the views here are not necessarily representative of anyone but me, so don't use this against anyone...) What am I looking for? Since I'm not in one currently, I've thought about this quite a bit lately.... Obviously an interest in me is important... someone who can express that, who enjoys my company, can make time occasionally for me. Someone who can express her needs and say truly what she thinks and feels. Someone who simply wants to be with me.... My 'dream girl' is someone who is her own person, has hopes and dreams and desires of her own, knows who she is and where she wants to go. Someone how has friends and interests, some that she wants to share with me, some that maybe not. She should look at a relationship as completing our lives, not being the entire life.... I've always viewed relationships as a partnership... both people are equals, both are vested on making it work, both genuinely care about the other person. Partners isn't even a stron

Sad
Rain on my face, cold and stinging, driven hard by the wind. Gales of wind blowing, tossing me as a plaything, pulling the heat from my body as I walk, chilling me. Dark clouds overhead, billowing high above, angry thunderheads building in intensity as the storm rages. The landscape barren and dark, trees lifeless, the only sound the howling of the wind as I trudge forward. And I'm a long way from home….. Soaked to the core, every step on my journey requiring all my effort, each step a test of will, desperately battling the inertia drawing me down. All I want to do is sleep. The cold numbing, hands and feet feel so distant. Shivering I pull my clothes tighter against me, a tiny refuge, hunched over, leaning into the wind as I trudge forward. And I'm a long way from home….. In the distance thunder booms, jolting me from my thoughts. Lightning flashes, bright purple against the dark, startling, the flash briefly lighting my surroundings. Blinkin

Fuck Love...
My girlfriend and I just broke up. She'd been living with me for a month, and as with all relationships, it started out just fine. But then we started fighting every day, and everything just got so fucked up that I could barely handle it. Tonight she walked out, and then 10 minutes later comes back to try and find someplace to go or something, and pretty much since then I've barely said anything to her. I hate being like this, but this is the last fucking straw. With all the fights and all the bullshit we've put each other through, it's probably best that she leaves, so we don't end up killing each other, or ourselves. So this is my first blog on this site, a whiny emo pity post. Well I'm actually not looking for pity, so I wonder if that counts for anything? ~B

Who's Really Eating Their Cake??
I found this in my TagWorld Inbox recently and it literally made me go... WTF???? I won't say who it's from but I will say it's someone I am unsure I would want as a friend. How could anyone have such a cold, self centered attitude on life and love? All I can say is remember this... You reap what you sow. Now it's everyone else's turn... Let me know what you think? I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE USED THOSE WHO LOVED ME THE MOST. I THINK THAT A WOMAN HAS TO DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE TAKEN CARE OF NO MATTER WHO GETS HURT. MEN OWE IT TO ME TO BEG , BORROW OR STEAL TO TAKE CARE OF ME. LET'S FACE IT, A WOMAN HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO BE SURE THAT SHE IS TAKEN CARE OF. WHEN THE GUY DOESN'T MEET MY EXPECTATIONS AS TO WHAT I NEED, THEN IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HIT TO ROAD. AM I WRONG TO THINK THIS WAY? ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, WHEN I WANT TO DO IT AND IT'S MY BUSINESS AS TO WHO I DO IT WITH, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT I

Me Duh Lol
42 Things You'd Never Think to Ask... I hope you like baby. 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Many Times... 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? I won't lie I do get scared...LOL...Just Joking naw I like to see what happens next... 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? About 2 years ago. I was with my Niece... 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? With someone...it's not so lonely... 5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yup... 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yup I do... 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? I don't fuckin know. I was too young when that shit happened... 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Niether. I don't think they are that great looking... 9) Do you talk to yourself? Yup I do. I won't lie... 10. Do you know how to play poker? No...Don't care to perhaps Strip Poker LOL... 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yup. It sucked I had no one to talk to... 12. What's you

Witches Finger Cookies
Witches finger cookies! 1 cup better,softened 1 cup sugar 1 egg 1 tsp almond extract 1 tsp vanilla extract 2 3/4 cups flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 3/4 cup whole blanched almonds (or flakes) red food coloring Preheat oven to 325 f Combine dry ingredients..lightly grease baking sheet In a large bowl, beat together the butter,sugar,egg, almond and vanilla extract then beat in dry ingredients Cover and refrigerate for about 30 mins Working with one quater of the dough at a time (keeping the rest refrigerated), roll heaping teaspoons full of dough into a finger shape for each cookie..(they spread well so bare that in mind) Paint red food coloring onto the almonds/flakes, then press one in the end of each finger to make a nail. Make 3 small slashes with a knife in the center of the finger for knuckles! Place on the baking sheet and bake for 20-25 mins or untill pale golden (chocolate powder can be added to the dough when mixing to make brown fingers

So I Need To Vent A Lil...
SO I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE DRAMA AND STRESS I CAN HANDLE BEFORE I COMPLETELY BREAK AND LOOSE IT. LETS GO DOWN THE LIST. I HAVE A FRIEND ON MYSPACE THAT IS IN THE MILITARY K. WELL HES BEEN A FRIEND TO ME FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS NOW. HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MEET ME WHEN HE GETS HOME FROM IRAQ AS FRIENDS. OK, THATS COOL RIGHT? WELL UHHH NO, BECAUSE NOW THE PROBLEM IS THAT HIS WIFE AND HER FRIENDS ARE FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY. THEY MESSAGE ME LIKE A MILLION TIMES A DAY ON MYSPACE, AND ITS ALL BECAUSE HE ADDED ME TO HIS MYSPACE WHEN HE GOT IT BACK. I MEAN I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE HIM A TY COMMENT WITHOUT IT BEING ANALYZED AND HIS WIFE AND EVERYONE ELSE THINKING I WANT TO TAKE HIM FROM HER. I DON'T! PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I'M NOT A HOME WRECKER LIKE THEY ALL THINK I AM. NOW, I DID MESSAGE THEM BACK A FEW TIMES TO STATE I WAS ONLY HIS FRIEND, BUT THEY DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO LISTEN TO ME, SO FUCK THEM! I CAN'T SIT HERE AND LET EM ADD MORE STRESS ONTO ME AS I HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I HAVE OTHER MORE IMPOR

Mi Amor
Dear Mi Amor, I am thinking about you every second of every day and cannot wait until I see you again. We should never be apart this long again. I miss your kisses and your touch; I miss you so much. I hope that I can see you soon but until I do I will keep you in my dreams and in my heart, and remember that I love you and I always will. We are the lucky ones because we found each other again and we are able to love each other more than we ever have before. I'll be waiting to see you again. It's only been a little over a week but now I know that I cannot be away from you, from this love. I love you with all my heart. Love always, Cher Mi Amor, Je pense à toi chaque seconde de journalier et ne peux pas attendre jusqu'à ce que je vous revoie. Nous devrions ne jamais être distants ce long encore. Je manque vos baisers et votre contact ; Je m'ennuie de toi tellement. J'espère que je pourrai vous voir bientôt mais jusqu'à ce que je je vous maintiendrai dans mes rêves et dans mo

Never Forget - The Faces Of Our Fallen Soldiers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Oct 31, 2006 8:05 PM NEVER FORGET - List of Soldiers Who Died in Iraq NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT Please Repost

Incroyable......unbelievable
It was unbelievable how we met. Knowing each other’s every thought And, stop to think, We never really understood. Shooting stars sweep forgotten Lost like tears of my desire. My heart is on fire All because you swept me away Into a world remarkable. My love for you is unbelievable. The rain pours down The clouds race above us I smile and we don’t care We sit alone Side by side, together. And as we dream- the world swims past. Il était incroyable comment nous met. Savoir de chacun chaque pensée et, cessent de penser, Nous avons jamais vraiment compris. Les étoiles filantes balayent oublié Perdu comme des larmes de mon désir. Mon coeur est sur le feu Tous parce que vous m'avez balayé loin À un monde remarquable. Mon amour pour toi est incroyable. La pluie se renverse vers le bas Les nuages emballent au-dessus de nous Je souris et nous ne nous inquiétons pas Nous seul nous asseyons Côte à côte, ensemble. Et pendant que nous rêvons le monde nage au delà.

Scouse
INGREDIENTS 2 LB Lamb Fillet, cubed 2 LB Potatoes, diced 10 Shallots, peeled and chopped 12oz carrots, diced 2 small leeks, chopped 2 celery sticks, chopped 1 pint Chicken Stock Half Level teaspoon dried Rosmary Half Level teaspoon dried Sage 2 Tablespoons olive oil Salt and Pepper INSTRUCTIONS 1. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in a large pan, add lamb and fry until brown. 2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in frying pan, add carrots, celery and leeks, fry on low heat until light brown, add to saucepan and mix with lamb. 3. Stir in chicken stock, add seasoning and herbs, bring gently to the boil, stirring continuously. 4. Reduce heat and simmer for approx. 60 minutes until lamb is tender. 5. Add the potatoes and cook for a further 40 minutes until all vegetables are cooked, stir intermittently. 6. Serve immediately.

Toad In The Hole
4 ounces Plain white flour 2 Small eggs 1/2 teaspoon Salt 10 fluid ounces Milk 4 (100% pork) sausages Essentially, this dish is Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it. Preheat the oven to 450F. Saute the sausages briefly in a pan to draw off excess fat. Reserve this. Cut the sausages into chunks. Put the fat in a small roasting pan (a metal 9X9 cake pan is perfect): add a little oil, if necessary, to bring the amount of fat up to about 4 tablespoons. Heat the fat, either in a hot oven or on the stove, until smoking hot. Meanwhile, prepare the batter mixture. When the pan and fat are *very* hot, pour in the batter mixture, scatter the sausage chunks onto it, and put the whole business into the hot oven. Bake for about 5-10 minutes at 450F, then reduce to 400F and bake until the Yorkshire pudding around the sausages has puffed up nicely and is a deep golden brown. This may take as long as 30 minutes or as little as 20: keep an eye on it. Serve immediately when done. Warning:

The Best Surprise
It's the middle of the day and I was thinking about you, as usual. I want you to know how much I sincerely love the countless hours we spend talking. It means so much to me. It truly seems like I've known you forever and I honestly can't imagine life without you now. There will be no looking back, no second thoughts and no regrets. I love you and only you ... and that love will only grow stronger. Sometimes life hits you with unexpected things that take you totally by surprise. All I can say is you're the best surprise life has given me and your capacity for love, caring, and understanding never ceases to amaze me. I've truly been blessed by finding you and I'll never let you go. Love always, La meilleure surprise ---------------------- C'est le milieu du j

Steak And Kidney Pie
1 Kidney, beef 4 tablespoons Shortening 2 Onion; chopped 2 pounds Round steak; cubed 1 1/2 tablespoons Worcester sauce 1/2 teaspoon Salt 1/2 teaspoon Pepper 2 tablespoons Butter; softened 2 tablespoons Flour 2 tablespoons Parsley; minced 1 teaspoon Rosemary 1 teaspoon Oregano Pastry: 1 cup Flour; + 2 teaspoons 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/3 cup Shortening 2 tablespoons water, cold Wash the kidney, remove membranes and fat, and cut kidney in 1" cubes. Cube the steak into 1" cubes. Melt the shortening in a heavy pot. Add the onions and cook, stirring often, until well browned. Add the steak and kidneys. When the meat is browned on all sides, pour on 2 cups of boiling water, Worcester, salt, and pepper. Cove and cook over a very low heat for 1 1/2 hours, or until the steak is tender. Preheat the oven to 400 F. Blend the butter with the flour to make a beurre manie. Drop small pellets of this paste into the sauce and stir to thicken it. Put meat and sauce into a deep pie plate

Mixed Grill
INGREDIENTS Serves 4 4 lambs kidneys (skinned and halved) 4 lamb chops 1 lb (45og) of rump steak cut into 4 pieces 4 bacon rashers 4 sausages half lb (225g) black pudding cut into 4 pieces 2 tablespoons of olive oil 4 tomatoes halved 4 large mushrooms (peeled and sliced) salt pepper INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to (150 C), (300 F), Gas Mark 2 1) Brush the kidney,lamb chops, and steak with olive oil, season with salt and pepper 2) Heat grill, land place sausages and kidneys on a freshly cleaned grill pan 3) Grill for 10 minutes, turn regularly, put in oven 4) Grill Lamb chops and rashers for 5 minutes on each side, put in oven 5) Grill the steak and black pudding for 5 minutes on each side, put in oven 6) Brush tomatoes and mushroom with some of the juices from the meat 7) Grill for 3 minutes on each side, season and add to oven for 1 minute 8) Remove dish from oven and cover with hot meat juices from the grill pan 9) Serve immediately

Our Halloween Party
..after lots of rushing around and cooking and decorating, much fun was had by all and plenty full tumms too hehe MOI!! MATTHEW AS BACKWARDS MAN...HE'S FACING THE CUPBOARDS LOL MY LITTLE WITCH WITCHES FINGER COOKIES..MMMM MMM THE BIG KIDS TUCKIN IN!!

New Dedication - Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
New Dedication - Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers (Now playing on my profile) Ok, this one's goin' out to all the web heads out there who may have reason to believe that things should always stay somewhat casual. I'm not here to argue the point at all, though I do find it a little sad sometimes. We can spend hours and hours on the pc, talkin' with 'friends' only to still feel lonely at the end of the day. Makes me wonder. :) But anyhow...here's a toast to all you out there keepin' it on the lighter side...for safety's sake...for sanity's sake. Cheers folks! Don't be strangers!

Roast Beef And Roast Potatoes
INGREDIENTS 1 and half lb (675g) of medium sized potatoes 4 lb (1.8kg) forerib of beef 2 tablespoons of olive oil half level teaspoon salt quarter level teaspoon of freshly ground pepper half level teaspoon of mustard powder INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to (220 C), (425 F), Gas Mark 7 Cooking Time Rare: 50 minutes Medium rare : 70 minutes Well done : 90 minutes 1) Put beef into a large roasting tin 2) Brush with oil 3) Mix mustard, salt and pepper with a little water to make a paste 4) Rub meat with paste 5) Roast in the center for 20 mins reduce heat to (190°C), (375°F), Gas Mark 5 6) Wash, peel and halve potatoes, put into a pan 7) Cover with lightly salted water and boil for 10 minutes 8) Remove and place in oven around meat, cover with fat (Another roasting tin can be used if needed, cover bottom and potatoes with fat) 9) Roast potatoes for 60/70 minutes until crisp and golden 10) Coast with fat from meat every 20 minutes Serve: with Yorkshire Pudding and Hor

Giant Sausage Roll
13oz puff pastry 1 onion 8oz of sausage meat) 6oz cheddar cheese 2tsp tomato puree 2tsp bread crumbs 1 egg, beaten milk, to glaze salt and pepper, to taste Method Mix all but the puff pastry and milk together. Roll the pastry out to a rectangle 30cm x 40cm (approx). Put the mix into the middle third of the pastry in a strip. Seal underneath with the milk. Glaze the top and slash three times diagonally. Bake in the oven at 200 degrees C for 35-40 minutes. Can be eaten hot or cold.

Lamb Casserole
Served with sprouts or carrots. 2 lb. stewing lamb (or 8 cutlets) 1 oz. seasoned flour 1 oz. fat 1/2 lb. sliced onions 3/4 pt. beef stock salt and pepper Cut meat into 1-inch cubes. (If you use cutlets, leave them whole.) Coat meat in seasoned flour and fry in fat with onions. Put meat and onions in a casserole dish; pour stock over. Cover and simmer on top of stove, or bake in 350 degree oven, or about 2 hours or until meat is tender.

Jugged Hare
"Jugged" refers to the stoneware jug in which it was cooked. 1 well-hung hare (hung bunch of sweet herbs (parsley, marjoram, for up to a week) savory, thyme, tied with string) 1 teaspoon vinegar pinch of mace & nutmeg seasoned flour 2 oz. red currant jelly oil for frying 5 oz. port or claret brown (beef) stock salt & pepper 1 onion studded with cloves Have hare skinned, cleaned, and neatly jointed, reserving the blood and liver. Mix the blood with the vinegar to prevent it curdling and keep in a cool place. Dust the joints with seasoned flour and fry in oil to a deep golden brown; transfer to a deep oven-proof dish, pour over enough stock to cover, add onion, herbs, mace & nutmeg. Cover with lid, bring to a boil and place in 350 degree oven for 3 hours. Serve garnished with diced, fried liver. Strain the cooking liquid into a pan and reboil. Add jelly and pour a little of the liquid into the blood, stirring until smooth. Blend blood into gravy had heat to thicken, but do no

Haggis
1/2 lb. chopped suet 1/2 tablespoon salt 3/4 lb. coarse oatmeal 1/4 tablespoon pepper 2 oz. flour 3 oz. water 4 oz. each raisins and currants sheep's stomach bag (or 4 oz. sugar pudding cloth) Blend all dry ingredients and mix with water to a stiff consistency. Put into a sheep's stomach bag, sew it up, and prick with a fork. (Or you may use a pudding cloth.) Steam for 3-4 hours.

Scotch Eggs
1/2 lb. pork sausage all-purpose flour for coating 1 tablespoon chopped fresh chives 1 egg, beaten salt & pepper 1-1/2 cup fresh white breadcrumbs 8 hard boiled eggs Mix sausage with chives, salt and pepper. Divide into 4 equal portions . On floured surface, flatten each piece into a 2-inch (or 4-inch) circle. Shell eggs and dust with flour. Put beaten egg into one dish and bread crumbs into another. Place egg on a circle of sausage and mould it around the egg, sealing seams well. Roll each in beaten egg first then breadcrumbs. Heat vegetable oil to 360 degree. Deep fry eggs 3-4 min. (or 5-6 min. for chicken eggs) until golden brown. Drain well on paper towels until cool.

Cornish Pasty
2 cups flour pinch of salt 3 oz. lard or shortening 1/3 - 1/2 cup water Mix flour and lard, then add salt and water. Work into smooth dough and rest under a cover for 30 min. Meanwhile, prepare the filling: 1/4 lb. beef or chicken liver 1 rib celery 1/2 lb. ground beef 1 small carrot salt & pepper 1 small turnip 2 raw potatoes 1 egg, beaten 1 small onion Chop liver coarsely in a blender and mix with beef. Add salt and pepper and let rest for 10-20 minutes. Peel onion and pare potatoes, carrot and turnip; slice thinly, and blanch in boiling water for 2-3 minutes with thinly sliced celery. Drain and season with salt & pepper. Roll out dough to 1/8 inch thickness; cut into 3 large squares. Put a layer of vegetables on half of each square and top it with meat mixture. Brush edges of dough with egg and fold plain half over the meat. Pinch edges together tightly. Bake for 1 hour: first for 2-3 min. at 400 degrees, then at 325 degrees for 1 hour.

Being A Father
So I found out that my soldier is pregnant and im going to be a Father again I dont know how to take it im happy but I dont want to hurt her career in any way I love my soldier and am so proud of her she will be a great mom

What Will A Good Shot Of Tequila Do For Me?
What will a good shot of Tequila do for me? I find myself for the first time nervous looking at a good bottle Tranquil and soft, lovely in the light like a Rose Wanting to see it pour into the shot glass before me Thinking about how it shall taste before my lips touch the rim of the shot glass’s lips Oh, will I ask for another, shall I draw the bottle closer to me? Looking so peaceful and calm, as a Rose with beauty yet knowing there may be thorns not knowing Shall it have a smooth flow or a sharp piercing as it goes down? I brace myself as it lifts into the air as it draws nearer to me Looming closer and yet closer, before touching my lips Quivering at the very thought before it even touches my lips Yet so far away

Im No Friend If I Cant Be Happy For Him !!
im really trying to happy for this guy who was what i called one of my bestest friends... i told him everything he was there for me 24/7 now he has a girlfriend and i just cant bring myself to like the idea... i know i should be happy for him and i am but im also either being a complete bitch and thinking that i cant have him but i dont want anyone else to either ... (which is not nice and not a way to treat your friends ..) or im just gutted that someones taken him away .. he promises he's still always gana be there but its all ready diffrent !! so the only thing i could think of doing was to cut all ties and keep away . !! this way is best .... coz no one gets hurt but im gutted coz ive lost him completely but its my own stupid fault .. i tried i really did .. i ant think of anything else to do he deserves to be happy he's a great guy !! this is best !!

What I Do !
OK HERE IS GOES ! I GIVE SEXUAL ADVICE TO MEN AND WOMAN OF ALL AGES . IM CURRENTLY GOING ON TO WAR RADIO SHOW AND EXPANDING MY AUDIENCE . I GIVE ADVICE ON HOW TO GIVE THE ULTIMATE BLOW JOB , TEASING , ANAL ,,, ECT ... YOU NAME IT I LET YOU KNOW HOW IT COULD BE DONE BETTER . AND IF I DONT KNOW ... ILL RESEARCH IT FOR YOU :) IVE POSED NUDE ONCE AND ID LOVE TO DO IT AGAIN . I HAVE WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED TWO ARTICLES IN THE NEWS HERALD WAY BACK IN THE DAY ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES POSING NUDE . WANT TO KNOW MORE HIT ME UP ......... MEOW MEOW

When You Occasionally Have A Really Bad Day
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I realized I had called the wrong number. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bil

Je Taime.
Well, I know you hate it when I say this, but I'm going to say it all over again; you are the most intelligent, handsome woman I have ever met and I have been so blessed to keep you in my life. Granted, we have seen our share of drama. You will always mean the world to me. I can't believe we're doing this all over again. I can't wait until I have the chance to hold you in my arms. You're the most wonderful woman in the world. I know I frustrate you and sometimes make you wonder if you can do this again and if it's worth it, but I long for nothing but to keep you happy. You're always in my thoughts and in my heart. Love always, Je taime. (I love you) Je suis dasole. (I'm sorry) I have caused you much pain. Forgive me. Your anguish, it does break me. A storm within. Like a splinter in my soul. My heart has lost its companion. I accompany myself in sorrow without you. Your love hath shaken me. Today, tomorrow, forever, 'til the end of eternity I will love you.

Sweetheart
Sweetheart, This is my way of showing you how much I truly care for you. I can't really find the words to explain the way I feel when I read your words or when I see your face... all I can say is that I like the feeling that I feel. Love always, Sweetheart, What is it about you sweetheart, That touches my heart so deeply? Could it be the touch of your soft sweet lips, As they ride up my neck to greet me? Maybe its in the way you smile at me, As you brush back your beautiful hair. Perhaps its the joy you give me, When you let me know how much you care. I wonder if its the passion I see, Burning deep within your eyes. The sounds I hear while kissing you, Like your heavy breaths and sighs. My precious, your love consumes me, You are my every thought. You fill my dreams with fantasy, That will always be lovingly sought.

The Happiest I've Ever Been
Dear Tara, Hey Beautiful, I just wanted to do something simple to say I love you and to put that smile I love so much back on your face. I want everyone to know how much you mean to me. Ever since you have entered my life, I've been flying on Cloud 9 and I have not come down yet. I tell you this everyday, but you are the most beautiful person I know, inside and out and I see that more clearly with each passing day. I love everything about you, about us. You do something to me that no other has, you have made me so happy, the happiest I've ever been. You give me the most amazing feelings inside, the feeling of being in love with you. I still don't know what I did to be so lucky to have you in my life, my dream come true... I am so thankful though. In this short time that we've been together, we have grown so much and I can't wait to see what the future holds for us. I love you, Tara, with all my heart and soul, always and forever! Love always, Sam I want to remember wh

Samhain
http://www.celticspirit.org/samhain.htm I have been blessed by the presence of very special people, here on LC / CherryTap, one from the world YAFRO, and several members of ~Wiccan Family~, notably, StarzHaloz and Nyne, from LostCherry/CherryTap. When someone presents to me, a new concept, I have to find out its meaning. Sometimes I may copy it if short enough. Other times, I will present the url, that defined it well for me. This blog, then, is for all members of the ~Wiccan Family~/~Pagan Family~ of whom, Cassie is the gatherer. I see, on my left, a list of other family matters, which I will be visiting shortly, too. To those special readers for whom, all venues lead to learning and friendship, Thank you for reading thus far. Blessed be Happy Samhain

Angels Of Our Name....
Dear Angel, Some of the most superb feelings and tingling emotions come from what love an Angel, such as yourself, and I make. Our world, as we have come to see it, has no bearing and an infinite boundary when we are locked lips to lips. No one person can sever that bond of nothing but pure affection and intimate passion. We are the Angels of Our Heaven and with merely our names to live with. A name, which consists of nothing more than symbols of a language taken for granted. I would soon rather speak nothing. A true test of love of which we have accomplished merely by the elucidation in our eyes. Earth moves with such apathy that only Our Heaven can keep the pace of our devotion for one another. As slow as the heart beat of a goliath at rest. Why would the world seem so passive? I believe it is a chance for us to make our own time to spend together. It is love. It is what binds the thoughts of all beings trying to understand it. It appears that you and I have fallen into love, w

Wont Ever Be Able
Dear T... It's been only short time and somehow we made it. No matter how much I screwed up, you were determined to keep our love alive. I'll never be able to thank you enough for that. You are the reason I live, breathe, love and laugh. You mean everything to me. Sometimes you ask me why I love you and I don't answer. I know you must believe that it is because I don't love you, or I can't think of a reason, but it's just that when you ask me I don't know where to start. Our love was meant to be. There's no arguing with fate. Forever,

While I Was Sleeping
I was sleeping, my hand was searching for you, but you were not there. I turned my head, I opened my eyes slightly and saw you fixing your new toy, the computer. I just smiled. It would be so typical of me to do. I didn't know that you saw me blinking, getting glimpses of you. I turned my head to the other side and slightly fell right back to sleep. Within minutes, I felt you beside me wearing your robe. I cuddled right into you, like two spoons against eachother. This may just be memories, but I still wake up at times thinking of that morning smile when you read my mind. Love Always,

Join Me In Death
"Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby

Fill In The Blanks
I ______ you. You have a nice______. You make me ____. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________ If I saw you now I would give you lots of __________. I want to ________ you a nice __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,_______________ (P.S. ____ __________.)

View From Above
Romans 8:29 “For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son, that He might be the firstborn among many brethren.” God’s wisdom is supreme. Now, we know after the fact, but God knows before the fact. The word “foreknow” is from the Greek word proginosko. God’s foreknowledge can be illustrated in a limited way like the viewing of a parade. If you watch a parade from the ground level, you will see the floats as they come past one at a time. But suppose you could go up in a 30-story building and look down upon the parade? Then, you would not only see the float directly in front, but quite possibly the first and last float. You now have a different vantage point. We live in history. We see events as they come by one at a time. But, God dwells in eternity. He sees everything. He sees the beginning, the end, and everything in between. But, more than that He has foreknowledge of everything that happens.

Ten Ways To Keep That Fire Burning
Relationships are very similar to fireplaces. They can bring warmth and comfort into your home making it a cozy place to escape the harsh elements we often face outside, but it takes work. If you want a bigger and hotter fire you have to put more wood in the fireplace; and because wood gets consumed rather quickly, in order to maintain the same level of heat, you must put wood on the fire at the same rate that it is being consumed. If you want to keep the fire burning in your relationship you must also put “wood on the fire” at the same level it is being consumed. When we first meet someone, it starts with a spark. We then feed that spark with fuel such as flowers, dinner, notes, poems, candlelight dinners, long walks going nowhere just talking etc. Over the years many couples allow other things to consume their time like work, the children and their activities, the house and yard work and they often forget to feed the fire. What happens? You got it, the flame goes out and

How To Write A Romantic Love Letter
Does the thought of writing a love letter or poem automatically reduce your vocabulary to a 5-year-old’s level? Well, believe it or not, that’s a great place to begin! Kids speak straight from the heart. They don’t worry about tripping over the right words, they only know how to say what they want using the most simple language. As adults, we let our thinking get in the way of our emotions and worry about the details before we have the big picture. Dream up a love letter You won't need a sample love letter or a free printable love letter. You're going to dream up your own romantic love letters. An indispensible tool for writing is a thesaurus. They're a wonderful aid to finding exactly the right word. Have paper and pen ready to jot notes, but forget about words and writing for now. Sit in a comfortable chair or lie down, let your shoulders drop and take a few deep breaths, at least 5 or 6. Inhale deeply, feel the air going to the bottom of your belly, then slowly exha

The Biblical God Is Not Pro-life, He Advocates Child Murder, Infanticide, Child Abuse And Abortion:
I see so many retarded ass Christians talking about abortion being a crime against God. It’s not a wonder that they are hard pressed to find a conclusive biblical statement to corroborate their position. In their determination to control women they have been forced to rely on exceedingly weak sections such as “thou shall not kill”,”I kneweth thou in the womb” and their favorite: “When men strive together, and hurt a woman with child, so that there is a miscarriage, and yet no harm follows, the one who hurt her shall be fined, according as the woman’s husband shall lay upon; and he shall pay as the judges determine. If any harm follows, then you shall give life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth...“--Exodus 21:22-24 The problem here is that the man who injures a pregnant woman in the process, shall repay her according to the degree of injury inflicted on her, not the fetus. I am often dumbfounded at how Christians can assume that abortion is wrong judging by these feeble verses

Women Hearts....( Article )
How To Become An Amazine Lover In EVERY Sense of the Word! Learn the Secrets of True Seduction That Will Make Her Surrender Completely. Do You Want To Learn This Stuff From a Woman Who Knows EXACTLY What Women Want, or From Some Guy Who's Guessing? If you're a man who wants to improve his lovemaking techniques because you like to hear her moan and wiggle with pleasure... If you're a man who's discovered that sex is better when there's love... If you're a man who enjoys making his woman happy... If you're a man who wants to be a better lover and take his woman to the stars... If you're a man who doesn't think a great lady could fall in love with a guy like you then... ...Women Hearts will teach you how to be any woman's prince, the man she brags about to her girlfriends, the man who knows how to make a woman happy...and yes, the man who knows how to "take her to places she's never been before." Here's advice you won't find just anywhere. Most dating and relations

Cyber Me!
Tell me of passions & your fantasies Give into pure lust it's just you here with me We can make our own way our own secret place. Where reality pauses and dreams state a case It's desire with pure pleasure until we both just explode Stopping only to start in a new episode. I bet when the real world hears our moans of delight It will have them wondering of who's wrong and right. It Seems never enough Leaves u longin for more But you just wouldn't know Uness you've cybered before

I'm On A Bible Rant Tonight
Rape in the bible: Rape is one of the most heinous crimes imaginable. Yet few people know that the Bible often condones and even approves of rape. How anyone can get their moral guidance from a book that allows rape escapes me. Perhaps they have been lied to about the Bible and carefully detoured around all the nasty stuff in the Bible. So grab your Bibles and follow along as I show you all the nasty rapes that your priests and preachers don't want to tell you about. Note that in many places in the Bible there are references to "taking a wife". Don't be fooled into thinking that these were voluntary marriages. 1-David's Punishment - Polygamy, Rape, Baby Killing, and God's "Forgiveness" (2 Samuel 12:11-14 NAB) Thus says the Lord: 'I will bring evil upon you out of your own house. I will take your wives [plural] while you live to see it, and will give them to your neighbor. He shall lie with your wives in broad daylight. You have done this deed in secret, but I will

Poetry & Love Online
Starts without being seen, then an innocent IM... Then you go on all day just thinking of them! It can be any time of the year, Might be their day is your night. No doubt you can't figure if it's wrong or it's right. With an ache of desire and sheer flight of fancy, Your appettite grows, driving you into frenzy. It's a mirage of sweet dreams, erotica going beyond fantasy. You bargain with Lies about what you know can NOT be. & the passion rages on, taking control of your will You can't touch, but how you want to, an urgent need to fufill. No, It's not face to face, moreso in your mind.... But You just haven't lived Till you loved someone Online.

How Anti-abortion Activists Misrepresent The Biblical Record
One sided. That's the abortion stance of most Christians -- one sided. We hear the Christian Coalition speak against abortion. We hear Focus on the Family tell Republican candidates it will not support them unless they state their opposition to abortion. We hear Operation Rescue's Christian members praying God will turn back the clock and make abortion illegal again. Over and over we are bombarded with the "Christian" perspective that abortion is outright wrong, no exceptions. With all these groups chanting the same mantra, there must be some pretty overwhelming biblical evidence of abortion's evil, right? Wrong. In reality there is merely overwhelming evidence that most people don't take time to read their own Bibles. People will listen to their pastors and to Christian radio broadcasters. They will skim through easy-to-read pamphlets and perhaps look up the one or two verses printed therein, but they don't actually read their Bibles and make up their own minds on issues such as

An Apology
Poor poor Ray....Well he has apologized for this weekends halloween 'storm off', but now what. Last night he wrote me an e-mail about how he was sorry for being so whatever this weekend. He admitted to me that I was right and had been upfront with him about what I wanted from our encounters (after my last break up ripped me apart inside, I told him I wasn't ready for anything serious yet). He said that he was sorry that he was so deluded about 'us' because he really felt like he was falling in love (eeek!!) and that he was sure up until that night that I was starting to feel the same way.....Poor Ray. I'm sure he doesn't want me blabbing about this, but since he probably will never see this and since no one here probably knows him, I think I'm pretty safe. So yeah, I'm not sure what to do now with him. I haven't bothered replying to his e-mail, nor have I called. I'm not sure if he's tried to call me or what. I don't really have a big desire to get in touch with him just yet. I do like

Ready To Come Home!!
Okay well this is the second to last blog for the Japan trip! The last one will be right before I leave to go back to the good ol' USA! Training is almost done, actually it pretty much is, we are now rehearsing and preparing for the event we will be doing in Texas later this month! The cool thing is I found out Brooks and Dunn will be playing the Texas event, How cool is that? I have officially filled my photo limit again! So I can't post anymore photo's for a while, But I will post the rest of my Japan photos ASAP, I also have to make room for the Texas photos!! Anyway, as my title states "I AM READY TO COME HOME!!!" What really sucks is that I missed my first Halloween with the kids!!! I have a few pics posted in my Friends and Family album that my wife sent me! They were really cute this year! Over all though, this has been an interesting trip! I've had some good times, and a few shitty ones, but all in all I would rate it at least a 9.5...LOL Thanks for all the comments you

Yes, I Am An Atheist
Heres a list of some of the contradictions of the bible... 1-God good to all, or just a few? PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works. JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them. 2-War or Peace? EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen. 3-Which came first--beasts or man? GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. GEN 2:18 And the LORD G

Boring
im bored and couldnt fall back to sleep cuz ive been working midnight shifts so im not used to sleeping at a normal hour. i have to go to a training thing woohoo.. after work im gonna go look at a house so may be getting my own place which would be nice. i still sadly don't like my life.. it's boring, and still feels i have nothing meaningful but i guess i just have to hope that will change. umm nothing is really new. im a little worried cuz i think someone is messing with our dogs. cuz one night my dog kept not being on her leash and i found it tossed and wrapped around a high tree branch. yesturday she was off and the leash was wrapped around my puppy and connected. now that could not be done by a dog. it was taken off and wrapped around the other dog and resnapped on. he yelped when i took it off from around his waste. so that scares me, especially since i dreamt i found my dog dad before i moved here. so ya that's it a boring meaningless halloween and have just been working.

Sex & Christianity
So that one can fully understand the obscurantism and obtuseness of Christian moral, here are some passages of the moral code regarding sexual relationships: 1) No sin is committed if the married couple have sexual intercourse without feeling pleasure. (casuistry) It was following this precept that women, in order not to commit the sin of lust which they would have to confess, (it is probable that there are still some today), during sexual intercourse recited: “ I am not doing it for my pleasure but to give God a son 2) “.If during sexual intercourse either the husband or wife passionately desires the other, he or she commits mortal sin. (S. Geronimo – theologian). 3) The fondling preceding sexual intercourse is to be considered venial sin if it is limited to simple caresses and becomes mortal sin if the mouth and genitals are kissed especially when the tongue is inserted. (Debreyne – Theologian) 4) Husband and wife should not have sexual intercourse more than four t

You Are All That........
A smile that is freely given, Laughter that is heart-felt, Wisdom given when needed, Comfort to my troubled mind, Balm for my tortured soul, Bandage for my wounded body- You are all that,and more... You are my lighthouse becon on life's tumultous seas, You are the one who knows the pain inside of me. You are the guide post on the highway of life, You are the only one who can end the strife. You are all that,and more... Without you,I drift along the days become a blur Without you,each day I become less sure Without you,the night grows forever long, Without you,I'm not sure how long I can go on. You are all that and more...

Look In My Eyes
Like the nights before today, The memories of you and me haunts me again like yesterday, Tomorrow will bring more sorrow, Of the love that I see no more, The morning sun that rises brings no longer the ray of light, Hiding itself behind the clouds, The nights that felt so warm before, Now cold and harsh, I searched my soul to find myself, And the journey never seemed to end, For I lost it not in me, But I lost it in you, The mornings will never be the same, The evenings only brings me more pain, Only when I close my eyes, Can the storms calm itself, For it is when you are in my arms, Where you whispers those words of love I long to hear, Where you heal me with your touch, Where my dreams are reality.

Let Me Love
Oh, what can I do to let you know my heart is for real, Sitting at the beach only the stars could tell you, Let me love you for no reason, for no return, Swinging with the waves of ocean, who am I speaking to; Oh, what can I do to let you know how much I feel for you, Wishing to the clouds let me see the moon, Let me love you for no reason, for no return, Shivering in the wind, oh, where are you; Let me love you, oh, let me love you, Not for my loneliness but for you, Let me love you, oh, let me love you, I whispering in my heart, oh god, let me love you...

All My Life
It was not so long ago when I thought I'd never meet someone like you. Wrong was I, thinking I'm in control Believing I'd never fall. All my life I thought no one would melt a heart like mine, a heart so cold, a heart hardened by the past, protected by shields so vast. Slowly I was falling without even knowing. Only to find out too late I have no choice but to accept my fate. I could dream, I suppose forever, I could hope there will never be any 'us', that's our destiny so I wake up to reality. I lied when I said I didn't love you, that my feelings for you are through. I lied not because I wanted to but because I love you and I still do. I wouldn't do a thing to hurt you but I just have to let go. I can't hold on much longer 'coz for us there's no forever.

4ever
Forever takes me by a minute, While I’m here with you. I’m falling even more in love, With everything you do. Hold me in your arms, Look deep into my eyes, Don’t turn away and let me go, Don’t ever tell me lies. I swear I’ll never loose you, In my arms I’ll always hold. I’ll never let you slip away, And leave nothing left untold. There aren’t enough hours, In each passing day, To find all the words, I wish I could say. Your kiss will last forever, Your touch forever warm. You’ll guide me to the sunlight, And shield me from the storm. This is what I’m saying, With everything that’s true, I swear on my life, That I really do love you.

What's Love?
Love is a thing shared by two Love is what you feel for me and you Love is precious when its shared Love is danger when its dared Love wanders and searches for the one Love plays and just do it for fun Love lets you hear love songs to emote Love lets you make sweet poems & a quote Love makes the world go around Love makes us happy if the one we love is finally found Love turns the world upside down Love cheers us never with a frown Love makes you cry Love sacrifices and says goodbye Love has its own reason and time Love can make someone you love "mine" Love makes a person kiss Love makes a person miss Love is experienced by all Love conquers when you fall.

Acceptence
thanks for the welcoming, i was hit up by alot in aday. well i hope to speak with u all, but this site real new to me and has more stuff on it than im used to. so ill learn it soon. it was mates b day to day and there was a party, so im well good to go to bed.

Concert Review
Ok so the concert was Monday night...I wont go into the long details of getting lost a blue billion times or not being able to find the hotel!!! I leave that to the barb....lol... Ok so first of all the venue itself was very nice except for the fact that seats were like really really close together with no room for your feet also it didnt help that the seats made you feel like one false move and you'll fall to your death!! Security was tight...I have never been to a concert were they pat you down like a damn criminal....also the ushers were no help whatsoever....but, enough bitching on to the show.... the first band was called the mars valta....they were kinda alternative instrumental hardly no lyrics whatsoever and when they did sing you didnt know what the hell they were saying.....they are not a bad band just different very different....I think that they are one of those bands I could learn to appreciate but, not really get into ..... Now onto the chili peppers!!! Like I sa

Passion's Flame
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames.

Im Getting Into Modeling!
Alrighty well I got a call back from Model Search America!! I couldnt be any more pleased!! yay!! Anyways thou I will start modeling with them sometime in the next few months! Wroooooot! Until then Im going to get my photoes ready and get an agent from this city to represent me! ;) hope that happens soon!! :D But things are kinda tight right now and stressed because Steves getting his Surgerys done soon!! So yea wish me luck and maybe one day soon you all can see my purty face on your next mags!! Later Sarahbella

One Of My Favorite Poems
Harsh words and violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside Im warped and twisted So many tricks and so many lies Too many whens and too many whys Nobodys special, nobodys gifted Im just me, warped and twisted Sleeping awake and choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the numbers unlisted Lost in someone so warped and twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood ive bleed Im not gone, my mind has drifted Dont expect much, Im warped and twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, and hollow Todays just yesterdays tomarrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted Im still here, warped and twisted

Take My Son
Take my Son A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this." The father opened the p

All Gone
So I spent majority of my bang bucks. I bought Maranda her ring. I need to save up and give Steavie one too. hehe.. I'm an online whore sometimes. So I have new pics.. but I'm not far enough to upload any new pics. Tis shitty.. oh well.. I think I needa sleep.. Nite nite..

Masochist
I smile thru the pain you inflict upon my heart. The heart that gives you everything is the one you tear apart. You take my love and run never giving me any in return. Yet still I keep on loving you, it seems I never learn. I'm a glutton for punishment although I don't honestly know why. I love only to love you and yet you always make me cry. Why do I remain your whipping boy? I give you all that I possess. You treat me like a common whore. That's the extent of your finesse. I stick around and pray that someday you might see that you could never find another masochist like me. By: Leah M. Baier

A Native India's Tribe Girl Became A Sex Bomb
This overall story is a wierd one, it is all about how a conservative young Brahmin(A Native India's Tribe ) girl became a sex bomb and a socialite moulded into sex and everything around offering sexual excitement. It all began in a year when she was just 18 years old- budding young college girl whose breasts were grown well enough and were shooting out with hair on the cuntal surroundings still a virginal bush- hadn't started to shave yet. Her father used to work for the Railways and she was the younger of the two sisters. They were in Kakinada, a small town in Andhra on the southern coast of India. She used to wear half sarees over a colourful petticoat and would wear neat silky blouses with touchy touchy slips inside. Her boobs were very handful,sexy at that time and they had the necessary effect on men. The place where they used to stay was a kind of big house divided into 3 partitions, the middle portion was occupied by the owners (5 brothers - all married excepting for t

Snow White Dove
warm evening night sitting on a hill top i see a dove land near me so pure an beautiful such a lovely thing tender and sweet such as thee trying to figure you out trying to find the reason wondering how you love me so

A Shoebox
Joke #1 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox? ------------------------ Joke #2 One day a blonde walks in to work and is hysterically crying. Her boss comes over to ask her what's wrong and she says "my sister just called - her mom died". Her boss nicely offers to give her the day off but she refuses. A few hours later her boss comes over to check on her and she is hysterically crying again. He asks her what is wrong and she says "my sister just called - my mom died too."

Humans Are The Greatest Invention Ever!
As you already know, The abilities of the human race is magnificent in everyway! Of course you understand, all types of life on this planet is amazing. How I would love to know the truth about why the earth was set up this way. Everything we do in this life, raising a family, working, is for a purpose. I truly beleive,( when I observe this planet and the life on it) There was some type of game plan for everything to flow. Somehow the very early human history is LOST! No one really know why humans and other life is here. This is the deep feeling of, why think about it. You will never know at this time 2012. So......We humans just make a life for us, dealing with the obstactles and tools that we have to make life better for us. Better in what way? Who knows. Humans live day to day in a sense. We really don't know what can happen in the future.. This is another reason why we make dates for years to come. We cannot live and be afraid of tomorrow. Let's try to have fun in everything we do.

Makes Sense To Some
Happiness, once again? for maybe longer? troubles and turmoil, sillyness and drama, low selfextem, inclinations to controll, lonliness vs happiness, knowing happiness vs theritical ecstaticness, too optimistic? UNreal, Surreall? Back to the beginning again.....

I've Learned....
I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life.." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

Soft Surrender
soft amber lights rythmic tunes going scented candles burning you an i in bed kisses so deep hands entwined moving around hands exploring your body trying to find where to touch kissing underneath your breasts slowly working your nipples hard working my way lower hearing you sigh with each kiss letting my tongue taste you as i slide down finally reaching you seeing how moist you have got spreading you open knows i need to taste sliding my tongue out tasting swwet love hearing you moan an sigh wanting so much more teasing you greatly finally i know i need you so entering you slowly letting our love explode we reach our climax exploding together basking in this warmth as we lay together

I Am A Witch
There are many types of Witch some use herbs some cast spells some use books some cross the veil and connect with the great symphony of magic that flows all around us all. If Freya accepts our request our trip across the veil is a sucess! Some times we simply learn something new across the veil and no magic is done. So cross the veil if you dare for here theres no book no herbs no spells just you and the Gods across the veil! So cross the Rainbow bridge if you dare to the world beyound the veil! For I am a Witch across the veil!

Hope Every One Had A Good Halloween
To all of my wonderful friends that i missed out on wishing a Happy Halloween , I hope u had as much fun as i did.... And im so sorry for not getting back to u all....... It's such a hard task to do with so many wonderful friends that i have made on here xxxxxxxx

Moving In......
*Starts unpacking bags* Well, This looks like a nice neighborhood. Not as much nonsence yet. Looks like I"ll be camping here for a while..... oh, Sup, I"m Donovon. I"ll be your new neighbor here at cherry tap. If there's anything you wanna know about me, just ask. Now.. to make my "not so clean" Blog ^_^

I Don't See A Point Any More
I don't see a point any more. I am retarded. I am probably gonna keep doing what I do. If some one were to come alone and offer me a change I would probably take advantage of it. If I have to think of it myself chances are I wont.

Celibacy And Reawakening
How fucking dramatic. Not really. Well, kinda, I was a theater major after all. It will get a little dirty (I guess?) but I hope all for cause. Just a bit of history. I have been contemplating recently on the passage of my life that has brought me to this point as a sexual person. There have been some quite shocking highs and lows that I believe have blazed the way for me to reach my sexual peak here in my early 30s - as most women do. I've always enjoyed sex. Yep, I was that distracting girlfriend in college who wanted it five or six times a day. I could spend all day in bed just twined around my man and die happy. Many lovely little deaths in my past that I have a few men to thank for. Once I made it to pseudo adulthood I didn't have quite as many boyfriends as they were for longer periods of time. When I managed to escape the altar for the second time, and I hit 25 and found myself single, I decided to take the advice of a lot of friends and just hang out with my

Samhain
Mistress felt that i needed to do something in observance of Her biggest holiday of the year. i say Hers and not O/ours because i still fell like a non-Christian who is befriended by a Christian family. He’s exposed to it, learns a little bit about it and may even be interested in learning more about it, but he’s not a Christian yet. He hasn’t embraced it and decided that it is the religion for him. i am him in reverse. i grew up Christian and i even tried being the good lil Christian girl and going to church and reading the bible. i even went so far as to convert from Catholicism to Iglacia Ni Christo (it’s Pilipino for Church of Christ and no it’s not Mormon) and married a bible thumper. Now i don’t go to church and i have been befriended by lots of Pagans and Wiccans on here and i’m interested, but i still feel like the outsider looking in and that is why i say Hers and not O/ours. T/together W/we decided that i would spend my day researching this holiday and posting my findin

No Tricks Or Treats
Not that I expected anything. When sex is limited to a ten minute window on Saturday morning, Tuesday @ 9 P.M. is out of the question. My "bed has ceased to be a playground. Now it is just where I go when I am tired." I think that is from "Their eyes were watching God" That sums up my sex life right now. P.S. We missed the window this week. And I don't get roll over minutes.

I Give Up!
I give up on the pursuit of happiness.Why is it so difficult for people to just tell the truth? Head games...pulling on the heart strings.Is it really necessary? The yo-yo relationship is like the yo-yo diet.A never ending roller coaster ride.Happy,sad,happy,sad. Well, I am getting off this ride.I would rather be all alone than feel all alone. Out of sight obviosly means out of mind and heart for some people. I wish I could do that.Life would be so much easier if I was a bitch that just didn't give a damn.I am who I am and I guess that will never change.So here I sit typing my feelings and noone really cares.If it weren't for my responsibilities as a single parent I wouldn't even be here.I have to talk to someone about all this what a better way than to type it here and atleast give it away.I want to cry,I want to scream.I even sometimes want to die.Here I will sit all alone waiting for the next ride.Best of luck to the rest of you lonely heart broken people and someone actually does c

Amanda, Tina, Kim, Becca, And Emmy!!
I am writing this to let 5 of the most important girls in my life know I LOVE THEM!!!! Amanda, you are one of my best friends in the whole world! I miss you sooooooooooooo much!! To my 4 little Angels, I love y'all soooooo much!!!! I am sorry I am missing birthdays, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, new years, easter!! I am going to miss all of Emmy's first!! Emmy, I wish I could have gotten to know you better!! You are one of the most beautiful babies in the world! Kimmy, do you remember when your mom was having Emmy? I stayed with you older 3 for a little while, and I tried to help you with your homework!! I promise I won't do that again! It just proved you are smarter than me! Tina, you remind me of myself, except you are a lot more beautiful than I could ever imagine! Just remember to watch your temper! Trust me it can get you in a lot of trouble!! Becca, My little princess!! You are so smart!! I was so impressed when you wrote me that letter! Thank all of you for being there fo

Words From Me To You....
Ia Iho Ke Aloha, A O `Oe Ku`u Pua. Aloha No Au Ia A Aloha Au Ia Mau 'Oe. Ka`u Ia E Lei A`e Nei La Ke Aloha. Ko Aloha Makamae E Ipo. Nau ko`u aloha. Ua Ola Ae Nei Loko I Ko Aloha, -Lee To my love, You are my blossom. I Truly Love You And will always Love You. I pledge my love to you alone. Life is once more alive within me for my love of you, -Lee

Questions To A World That Doesnt Care
you ever get the feeling yourment to be alone in the world all your life? like god just keeps giving you a taste of something you'll never truly have? why is it that when your so close your goal its so much harder to reach than when you first started out? is it just me, or does it seem that when your down on your luck, when you cant get any lower and everything you want in life is so far out of reach, the very thing you want becomes the very thing that is now ripping your soul apart? why is that? have i gone insane? it seems that most women today are falling for men, who to me seem to treat them and everyone around like crap. am i truly in a world where the nice guy finsihes last? has chivalry really died in this world as a whole? am i the last man on this earth that belive that a woman deserves to be treated with love compassion and respect? am i alone? cause some times i feel like i am. sometimes i feel like the world just doesnt care. about itself, abo

Haunted Houses
Hi everyone!!!! Tonight was so awesome. I took my kids to a haunted house with family. We stood in line for an hour just to see a haunted house. At first of the show was so laim. But I assure you I never let go of my 13 yearold son. Man he said he was imbarrased to be with me. How funny is that? Well as we got to the last part of the house they took all of us to the basement and there is where we all got scared. LOL It was pitch black and they told us that Jason was down here but I did not believe a word. Next thing I know I hear the Chainsaw and All Hell Broke Loose. Man we all were running so fast that we all fell like domino's at the exit. But I'll be damned that Jason only chased me. Man I screamed like a little bitch. LOL Man I am going to have to go again next year. It was a real thrill!!!!!!!!!

You
I awake as I sense the all familiar scent of you. As I lay wrapped in silk, I remember the journey that I took it seems like only moments before. Was it a dream; or, was it real. I know it has to be real because of the ever sweet gift you left me behind, your essence. I have searched so long for you I can barely believe that I am one step closer to finally having you. Your presence still lingers like a beautiful dream one does not desire to be awakened from. My love for you has no boundaries, I have traveled through space and time to bring you to me, I can't fail now. I have broken all of the earth's laws and gravity itself to finally bring you into my realm. A tear slowly escapes my eye as I think about not having you in my life. I have loved you for as long as I can remember. My soul yearns and aches for you to touch me and turn my skin into liquid silk. I need to know that it won't be much longer before you truly are here, standing before me, ready to shower me body and soul with yo

Dear Hubby
To my darling husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX

Marlin
It has been over a month since I have got to hold my baby!! He is the love of my life, the person that taught me how to trust, love, and most of all, he taught me to be nice!! I get to go see him the 18, the day before his 23 birthday! I get to hold him for a little while, but then I have to leave him until december 4!! Why does life give you something great and then take it away from you? It's sooooooo wrong!!!! Anyways, I am tired! BYE!! ~mimi~

All Puns Intended
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo

Standup
Tonight I was at an open mic night in Baton Rouge and did a 5 minute standup bit. It was my second attempt at it. Folks laughed but I definitely showed my lack of experience. I had fun and hopefully I can do more attempts. I was nervous as a chihuahua with the DT's but if I didn't do it what would have happened? nothing. It isn't easy but also, it was good. The main thing I need to do is work on my act more and develop it then go back for more. Some things were easy laughs and I used an old burlesque joke that had them rolling. One of the easiest topics is talking about the differences between men and women. I shied away from the racial and political stuff because it can be a sensitive subject if you don't know the crowd. You could go from laughs to being strung up in a heart beat. Well, I'm going to work on some more material and come up with some good captions for my pics in here. Love y'all you folks been great. Remember ladies, it's a good thing to have a breast exam and even bette

The Truth About Washington Dc You Didn't Know ! ! ! !
As you can see on the back of the U.S. one dollar bill there is a pyramid with the All-Seeing-Eye of God, with the message, "New Order of The Ages" or "New World Order." You are about to learn that the U.S. Government is linked to Satanism. The street design in Washington, D.C., has been laid out in such a manner that certain Luciferic symbols are depicted by the streets, cul-de-sacs and rotaries. This design was created in 1791, a few years after Freemasonry assumed the leadership of the New World Order, in 1782. In Europe, occult leaders were told by their Familiar Spirits as early as the 1740's that the new American continent was to be established as the new "Atlantis" and its destiny was to assume the global leadership of the drive to the New World Order. The United States of America was chosen to lead the world into this kingdom of Antichrist from the beginning. The capital is Washington, D.C. In 1791, Pierre Charles LE

Road Adventure
Road Adventure I was free for the evening so I called up Kim to see what her plans were. She said she was going to the bar with the girls. I told her I would call her when I was done attending a birthday party I had agreed to go to. A few minutes into the party I was already bored. I text messaged Kim and told her I was ready to leave. She told me how to get to the bar they were at. I said my goodbyes and made my way to the bar. After the 30 minute drive I called her to tell her I was outside. Minutes later she met me outside and kissed me hello. Soon we were walking through the bar towards the table of her friends. Pulling me by my hand we reach their table and I am soon introduced to several of her friends. After I get a beer to catch up with the girls, we are all out on the dance floor. Guys and girls all just dancing together not caring who with. I dance with several girls and Kim dances with several guys. I watch and get excited from the action on the dance floor. The beers s

Halloween Night
Well, I finally got the finishing touches done on the kids' costumes and they took them to school today and of course came home with a bag full of tooth-decay in pretty colours and great flavours! Polly looked so cute as a Faerie Princes...pretty little wings and all! The boys went as the darkside....Troy was the Grim Reaper and Taylor was the Scream dude. We ended up having to drive around this stupid Village of the Inbred Idiots that we live in but we were able to see one of the home mothers from Polly's class and my AVON customer, so at least that part was nice enough. Surprisingly though, the boys wanted to call it quits before I expected them too...talk about a shock! Time to pick mommy off the ground! Even though we didn't go to too many houses, they still made out like bandits....then of course the tedious task of going through ALL of that candy and checking each and every piece....there's no way in hell I'm going to risk the well being and safety of my children!

I Think About It Over And Over Again, And It Hurts So Bad...
Life has been so confusing lately. For one, I have 2 virgins that want to date me. I don't want to date a virgin. I'm sorry if that sounds shallow, but I don't want to have to teach someone about sex. I already did that with Rodney, and it was damn exhausting. I don't want a guy that comes with a sticker that says, "Some assembly required." I want him already preprogramed to know where everything is, and what to do with it. Well ok, that's a lot to ask, but something even remotely close would be nice. And they aren't just virgins, they're emo virgins. Depressed, sad that they've never had a girlfriend before. I don't want to be anyone's first, man. I just don't. I want someone who has been around the block before, knows what it's like out there. Is that really too much to ask? I guess it's hard when you are mainly attracted to video gaming geeks. I mean, if I could be stereotypical for a moment, aren't they usually virgins? Little or no experience with girls because they've been so

A Love Far Away
Dear Baby Don't let the miles between us Keep our love apart Just listen close and you will hear The beating of my heart. No distance, will ever keep My heart from loving you There are no more tears for it to weep For a love that runs so true. I'll be there with you one day soon To love you everyday And then my heart will sing a tune And you will hear it say. I've finally found my one true love As true as one can be And now your all I'm thinking of Forever stay with me. I love you Baby

First Time In A While
hi everybody! as you may remember i have degenerative disc and joint disease. i went to phys ther tody and afterwards i usu go to my bros house for a visit--one of our sisters lives nextdoor and she usu comes over while im there. bu tonight is halloween and my bro was taking his kids to our nephews neighborhood to trick or treat so only had a minute there--but sister cheryl was going up to this redneck hangout her husband frequents to meet him--pool tourney tonight--and as we dont often get time to visit--i decided id drop by--but she was to call me first and let me know what the atmosphere was like tonight--i dont care for the company of a bunch of idiots--but none there so i went. was the first time i have been out in public for any kind of entertainment- other than the homes of family since feb when i got down. i am tired and i hurt--but i shot 3 games of pool (won one)-and consideriing i havent shot pool in prob 8 yrs shot a pretty good stick. anyway--it tired me--i hurt--

Let's Roooooock
You're Not Still Alive Guyz If You're Not ROCKIN' This Damn World.. C'mon Guyz We Gotta ROCK This World Up Side Down.. And Show Everyone Livin' In The World We're Still Alive We Better Let The Dragon Who's Livin' In Our Selfs Just Wake Up And Move Forward.. We Better Get What We Want And Do What We Wanna Do.. This Advise From Me Too All Of You Girlz or Boyz, Women or Men... PEACE & BELIEVE IN UFO'S =:-)

Us Death Camps
"We must always remember Ephesians 6:12 which states: 'For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.'" With a seven-inch thick portfolio filled with photographs, news articles, correspondence, etc., Mr. Sea revealed disturbing information about New World Order efforts to destroy and enslave America. The following are some of Mr. Sea's comments. But first, let's take a look at the man who made the comments. Mr. Sea, a committed Christian, is a former inspector for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Department of Defense, with 31 years of federal service: 22 in the military, nine with the Department of Defense, including two years with the Air Staff. He's a holder of the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Defense Meritorious Service Medal, three awards of the Joint Service Medal, all of the Vietnamese awards, as well as the Joint Meritorio

What I've Decided.
(continued from last blog) Im just going to tell myself im beautiful everyday and work towards my goal of losing weight. I dont have a ugly face...I actually think im pretty that way.. But i hate my body.. Things WILL get better.

I'm Sssssssoooooooooo Sick :-(
So I have been fending off this cold/flu thing for about 2 1/2 weeks now. Turns out, I do have the flu. I took yesterday and today off from work, I'm so sick. But Sunday, ooooohhhhhhhh boy. I got up around 6AM to get ready for work. My shift was from 7AM to 3PM. Then I get home, go out to eat and what not, basically, living my life. Then I get this call and I have to come in and finish a graveyard shift. So, 24 hours, no sleep, I'm sick and the lobby is sssssoooooo cold, the 28 degree weather outside was warmer. Then Eva, the sotre manager called and asked if I *wanted* to work my normal shift on Monday, the 7AM to 3PM. I cussed her out and she started laughing like it was April Fool's day. Now, Kimme, a fellow coworker, and I are meeting with her boos about her. She's freaking out and bribing people so that we can say good stuff about her. And this is only fast food. God I hate my job...

Oct. 31,2006
Happy halloween to everyone!!Ok,now that done and said time to move on!! Ok, people listen up I do have a yahoo ID in fact I have a few. second back the fuck off with the cam shit!! I don't have a cam and even if i did theres no fucking why I'd sex play for you and god knows who eles is watching over your back ,so stop this shit. If and when i want sex play I'll fucking let you know untill then fucking stop it!!

Loosing It ,ummmm
Kyle was stuck in the bedroom of his apartment, because out in the main room his roommate Matt was arguing loudly with his girlfriend Renee. It was their usual argument, Matt wanted to have sex and Renee wanted them to wait a little longer, he thought that if she really loved him she'd sleep with him but Renee was a virgin and wanted to make sure that she gave it to the perfect guy. Kyle thought it was probably mostly the fact that Matt thought Renee might not think that he was the perfect guy that had him so wound up, Matt was his best friend but he definitely tended to have a pretty high opinion of himself. Sure, Kyle could walk through them now and right out the front door, but the first time he'd done that he later found out that it had stopped the argument immediately and the two hadn't spoken for a week. All of which served to make Matt grumpy and angry, and he really didn't want to deal with that again. Not that Matt had blamed him, he just hadn't been all that pleasant of a per

Happy Halloween!
I thought I would have a kind of miserable night, seeing how I have been moving and did not get to decorate the new place or carve all my pumpkins. Well... it was nice tonight. I dallied at Shannons and his red pen tried to attack my costume. Then I ate dinner at Chevy's with friends all dressed up. We got dessert at Aroma's. This girl in a soldier costume came right up to me. I said hi. She said nothing. Then she moved to a different angle and looked at me again. Everyone was confused. Then she asked for a picture with me. She put her arm around me and held my hand... she was icy cold! I have decided it was for a Halloween costume scavanger hunt, and now we HAVE to do that next year! Anyway, I uploaded a few pictures. Enjoy!

The Love Of A Child
well in response to my last blog on child abuse, i must give big hugs to someone here on LC or whatever we are calling it today. lmao. rayne has the biggest heart. to take a child and raise it as your own. i have so much love and respect for this. so many people hurt their own children and this man rescues a child and is loving him as his own child, which he is. this man will no doubt be piad back for this gift so many times over by this wonderful child. if you don't know him please give him some love. he is so incredible to do this for someone elses child. you rock!~

My Mouth Obediently
The night is stiflingly hot. The window is wide open and the light, ocean breeze is barely less than warm and not enough to relieve the heat. We lay next to each other on top of the covers, too hot to touch. Eyes closed you try to relax in the heat and you wait for the next faint breeze to offer some relief. You feel me shift my position next to you. After a moment you open your eyes to see me propped up on an elbow looking at your body beside mine. You smile as you watch me gaze glide over you; over the curves of you body all softened by the mockingly cool blue light of the moon sreaming through the window. You close you eyes again intent on sleep when you feel my move closer. You think "Not tonight... it is just too hot." Waiting for the inevitable touch you are surprised when you feel my cool breath blowing on your neck. You relax and enjoy the cool sensation as the air dances across your hot, sticky skin. I draw a new breath and the cool air washes down yo

Quitters
There's a big message in this little poem! The Quitter Fate handed the quitter a bump, and he dropped; The road seemed too rough to go, so he stopped. He thought of his hurt, and there came to his mind The easier path he was leaving behind. Oh, it's all much too hard, said the quitter right then; I'll stop where I am and not try it again. He sat by the road and he made up his tale To tell when men asked why he happened to fail. A thousand excuses flew up to his tongue, And these on the thread of his story he strung, But the truth of the matter he didn't admit; He never once said, I was frightened and quit. Whenever the quitter sits down by the road And drops from the struggle to lighten his load, He can always recall to his own peace of mind A string of excuses for falling behind; But somehow or other he can't think of one Good reason for battling and going right on. Oh, when the bump comes and fate hands you a jar, Don't baby yourself, boy,

Women
Hello my sisters one and all You come in all shapes and sizes Brown hair blonde black and red and every color in the ranbiow! Black skin brown tan and white! Eyes every shade you can imagine. For here you have a new sister not male not fem but someone inbetween for Catys here Knocking at the door shy timid scared will she be accepted rejected or simply ignored? For my sisters I present myself Cathy Susan For your approval! Yes Catys here!

Usrsf
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Battle Cry - GET'R DONE! Press Release The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Have a blessed day!

Adult Modeling
Do yall think I have what it takes to be an adult model? Thats what i been thinking about getting into. I like to take pictures and i think the camera loves me. But before i jump into that water i jus wanna get some more feed back.

I Have To. (goodbye)
I Have To Say Goodbye To Him...For this reason... I Gained some weight over the last 9-12 months...Im working really hard on losing it again...I even became a vegetarian...But he made it clear he dosen't like girls with "extra weight". He didnt know i gained weight..SO he wasent trying to hurt me... Maybe i shouldnt have put my older pics on here...I guess they were deceiving. Goodbye, You Know Who You Are. -Ash

If You Haven't Heard From Me
Tuesday, October 31, 2006/Wednesday, November 1, 2006. Hey there all! I am so sorry that I have not been around here lately. I have been sick all week. (Since last Wednesday night/Thursday morning.) Tonight is the first time I have been on line since Wednesday night. Thank you all who left messages for me and comments. I won't be on too long tonight. I will play catch up with my comments as soon as I can. There are still a lot of things in my life that I am having to work out so I may not be on as much for a while. Well, I will be on just not for long periods of time. I hope everyone is doing well and had a safe and happy halloween. Take care!

Military Compensation...
Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a s

Southen Talk 02
exclamations well knock me down and steal muh teeth well butter my butt and call me biscuit ahm fixin ta do that threats ill slap you so hard when you wake up your clothes with be outta style this ll jar your preserves dont you makein me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya compliments cute as a sack full of puppies if things get any better i may have to hire someone to help enjoy it gooder than grits the weather its so dry the trees are bribing the dogs it been hotter'n a goats butt in a pepper patch wintery roads are said to be slicker than otter snot descriptions a bothersome person is like a booger that you cant thump off when somthing is bad then you say that ain't no count if something is hard to do it's like trying to

Monster: A Short Story
Monster “He who fights monsters should be careful lest he therefore become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche There is a young woman sprawled out on her bed that goes by the name of The Vixen. Few people know her as anything other than the name she goes by, and no one who sees her in action can think of calling her anything but. She is sleeping now. To those who care, she is naked - in both her bed and in her dreams. What matters is that in her bed, she is alone. In her dreams, she is not. In her dreams, The Vixen is immersed in one of her favorite fantasies as she ravishes and is ravished by two attractive male celebrities. They are, as only dreams of people we don’t know can be, perfect and everything she wishes them to be. They taste and smell and lick and tease and pleasure exactly how she wants them to. In her dreams, she is the center of attention. Other men are there, b

Refreshed And Clean
One thought, one heart, one desire One Thought living in a moment set afire One heart that beats to see one face true One desire belonging always to you True dream, true faith, true feeling True dreams of one who is a healing True faith due to one who does renew True feelings for one and only for you Found hope, found joy, found love Found hope a feeling from heaven above Found joy in the sight of your smile Found love in a moment shared for awhile Dreaming free, dreaming desire, dreaming you Dreaming free of a dream that I pray to come true Dreaming desire for the soul who completes me Dreaming you and needing me in time we may see By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Tears
Silence now!No goodbye,no reasons whyonly the pain we feel inside Why! we ask whywhy did they have to go awaywhy oh why is there so much painto much to explain we look for hopeWe look for helpall we find is our tears tears from the paintears falling down like raintears for our loved ones losttears oh so much tears through the tears we praypray that they are in a better placewith no pain,no fearonly peace and love to light their way for the tears will go away but the memories will always staystay!right here in our hearts Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=54004173#ixzz0tvZ0WaHl

Southen Talk
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, yo

Southen Joke
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John. A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone- It seems one night after getting with the wife She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife PENIS, That Is. Clean Cut. Missed His Nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend CURVE, That is Tossed the Nub. In the Shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. FOUND, That Is By a Fence. Evidence. Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong." A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed WHIZ

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Fly Away
Looking Out My Window Looking At the sky, Wishing I could fly Fly Away Fly Away to another place, Another time A Time That Was Happy, Safe, And Kind I Would Laugh There And Not Cry Feel Carefree And Not Tied Down I Could Stay There Forever, In My Special Place If Only I could Fly, If Only I could Fly Away

Answer This 4 Me
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___

Why....
Today really truely was up and down, all the way....First, I was really happy, because I was one of the only people dressed up at school today. I wore my Bleach costume, and Lisa, Kyou and I went to a Halloween party. And it was alot of fun, untill I found out that the suns lost tonight. Then after a while of that, the party ended, and we decided to go trick-or-treating, and that was fun, until I got a call from my Nana. She called, and was crying and said, "Call your dad!!!". So I called him, and found out that my cousins Melissa and Gordo, and one of their friends got into a really bad car accident. Gordo is ok, he's not in the hospital, he's going to be fine, no long term effects. Their friend died at the scene.... Melissa's in the hospital in critical condition. She's not able to breathe on her own, and is hooked up to life support....her chances don't look soo good, and it's tearing me up on the inside. She was one of the cousins on my dad's side that I kinda grew up with. He

Virtue: A Short Story
Virtue 1. “Hey, Grease-Monkey,” the message begins. Her voice is quiet and low. The cheer in her voice sounds fake. The sniffle is all too real. “Umm. Yeah, I know,” she says. “I’m calling way too early. ‘Cause, I mean, it’s not even nine at night or anything, but… but, I had to.” She pauses. “And, I know what you’re gonna say already,” she says. “I know you’re gonna be all, like, ‘Tabby-cat, you sound like you’re crying.’” She sniffles again, before letting out a small laugh. “No, no. You’d say something like, ‘You make the phone smell weird’ or something, and… you’re such an asshole, Grease-Monkey. Such an asshole.” She begins to cry. “I want to laugh so bad,” she sobs. “I want to laugh, because I’m being so silly, so stupid. But… I want to wake up next to you, just once in the morning. You and your goddamn…rules. I can’t call you before eight, I can’t see you in the daytime, I can’t… I can’t… I can’t…” For a moment, all she can do is cry. Then she laughs. It is sho

Night Of The Ravens
Oh Great Spirit whose voice I hear in the winds And whose breath gives life to everyone, ... Hear me ... I come to you as one of your many children I am weak .. I am small .. I need your wisdom and your strength. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunsets. Make my hands respect the things You have made and make my ears sharp so I may hear Your voice. Make me wise, so that I may understand what You have taught my people. And the lessons You have hidden in each leaf and each rock. I ask for wisdom and strength not to be superior to my brothers But to be able to fight my greatest enemy ... Myself ... Make me ever ready to come before You with clean hands and a straight eye So as life fades away as a fading sunset My spirit may come to You without shame.

Tears Lead To Heart Ache.
Impatience, gone wrong. Virtues, pain. Anger and sadness, hit the soul. Words spew forth, meanings mistaken. Dispair. Tears shed, like red scarlet, Crimson, with pain, the blood. You reach for it, you can see it, you cant see you, scream, scream. Lookin in the mirror you see a reflection, a horrid image, whiping the blood on your face. Secrets, lies, hidden in your mind. Fallen, you fear, you hate, you hide. Footsteps, leading up to the door, her it comes. Run, run away from it. Creek, Creek, You hear the sound, you see the image, has it gone, wheres the life. You hold the knife, you hold your soul, begining to free it. With his. You open the door to the bathroom, the room you had your last "words" with him. Pull away the curtian, and there he lays. You sob, knowing what you've done. Your mad, your stupid, your -worthless- You scream, "ill be worthless no more" Anger hits, and bring on the pain. Indulge it. Taste the blood, the furry. Its ending. Its over. Its done

Beautifull Autumn
In the early days of Fall, " See " fever begins to spread, Folks from all around, long to drive, and see all the yellows and reds. The crispness of the Fall breeze, is always a welcomed sight, Donning a beautiful sweater, to fight the chill of the early night. Fall is such a special time; a time of renewal and yet, another end. We can't wait to forge into the future, to see what lies around the bend. As we walk in Fall's crisp crackles, and feel the leaves crunch 'neath our feet below, we truly are mindful of the power of Our Father, of His creative and delightful show.

Girls Vs Grown Women...
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls can only make you cum quick. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e, don't want him hanging with his friends).

Love
Have you ever loved someone that you were willing to take second place. Be the best friend or play that role. I am like everyone that wants someone in there life. But today instead of wanting to force something that may not work or work out. I am willing to wait longer. I am willing to see what is gonna happen. I need to know what its like to fall in Love. To actually miss someone to cry at night because I can't live without them. Life and issuses in life are to traumatic to go scaring your friends away because they are the ones you think your in Love with. Why not be sure, why not take your time to figure out what it is your looking for. To know the kind of person you want. Having someone special in your life is wonderful, but a friend whom you can talk to who will be unbias, is what we all need in our lives also.

The Story Of A Bitch
Ok so this bitches name is courtney. Ive known her ever since i moved to this town, unfortunatly. But i never really started talking to her until i got into high school. Well of course my best friend Betsy had a problem with her and she was right... Courtney is a slut/whore/bitch/cunt whatever you wanna call her shes everything. Very manipulative... Because of her I almost lost 2 very good friends. One of them i knew for 4 years and he is a sweetheart. I hooked those two up basically and she pulled on his heartstrings and played him. When they fought i was stuck in the middle.. so being a girl i took her side.. little did i know she was such a bitch. So after a while she still playin him he just wised up and i saw him at a co-workers sons birthday party. He appologised to me for making such a big mistake because i warned him. But we are friends now. She is now toying with another friend of mine. Tyler who ive known since i moved here.. her neighbor. Shes just pullin him along. or at le

Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake Ii
1 (18 1/2 oz.) pkg. German chocolate cake mix 1 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips 1/2 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk 1/2 jar caramel sauce 12 oz. carton frozen whipped topping, thawed 3 Heath bars, crushed Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour 9x13x2 inch pan. Prepare cake mix as directed on package; pour into prepared pan. After 10 minutes of baking, sprinkle with chocolate chips. Continue baking until cake is done. While cake is still hot, poke holes in it with handle of wooden spoon. Pour sweetened condensed milk over cake; let cool. Top with caramel sauce, then whipped topping. Sprinkle with candy bars. 12 to 16 servings.

Better Than Sex Cake
1 box yellow cake mix 1 box French vanilla pudding (can be instant) 1/2 c. oil 1/2 c. water (some recipes call for milk instead) 4 eggs 1 (8 oz.) carton commercial sour cream 1 (6 oz.) bag sweet chocolate chips 1 c. chopped pecans 1 bar (or 1/2 box) German chocolate, grated 1 c. coconut, toasted Add each ingredient in the order above, blend thoroughly between each. Pour into a greased, floured tube pan and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 55 minutes or until done. ICING FOR B-T-S CAKE 1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, at room temperature 1 box confectioners' sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Nuts and coconut Cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add vanilla, nuts and coconut. BETTER THAN SEX CAKE 2 1 1/2 c. sugar 9 oz. frozen whipped topping 1 box vanilla pudding 1 box butter cake mix 1 sm. size can crushed pineapple Mix cake and bake by package directions in two 9-inch cake pans. Allow to cool. Cook sugar and pineapple together on low heat for 5 to 10 minutes. When cake coo

Chicken Cannelloni
3/4 c. thinly sliced celery 1/2 c. thinly sliced carrot 1/2 c. sliced fresh mushrooms 1 sm. onion, sliced 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. cooking oil 1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce 1 (7 1/2 oz.) can tomatoes, cut up 3/4 tsp. sugar 3 whole med. chicken breasts (about 2 1/4 lbs.), skinned, boned and halved lengthwise 1/2 c. Ricotta cheese 3 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1 tbsp. sliced green onion 1/2 tsp. Italian seasoning 2 oz. Mozzarella cheese 1 tsp. Italian seasoning For sauce, cook celery, carrot, mushrooms, onion and garlic in hot oil until onion is tender. Stir in tomato sauce, undrained tomatoes, the 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning and sugar. Bring to boiling. Reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, for 20 minutes. Place each chicken piece, boned side up, between two pieces of clear plastic wrap. Working from center to edges, lightly pound the chicken with the fine-toothed or flat side of a meat mallet to 1/4 inch thickness. Remove plastic wrap. Stir together Ricotta ch

Special Roast Chicken And Dressing
1 4-5 lb chicken garlic and onion powder paprika salt and pepper stuffing butter Wash bird well inside and out. Wipe dry with a paper towel. Stuff with dressing. Truss and tie. Brush with melted butter. Sprinkle chicken with salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and finally, paprika. Place in oven at 325°F. Roast, uncovered, breast side up. Keep turning and basting occasionally, until chicken is browned evenly on all sides. Baste often for a moister bird. Allow 30 minutes per pound of chicken or cook until breast meat reads 160°F on an instant read thermometer. Dressing: 2 medium potatoes 3 cups dry bread crumbs or Pepperidge Farm Herb Stuffing 1 onion, chopped 2 tablespoons chopped parsley 1 egg, beaten 1 small apple 1/2 stick butter 1 tsp salt scant 1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage (or Bell Seasoning) 1/4 tsp pepper 1/4 tsp paprika Boil and mash potatoes. Add bread crumbs. Melt a pat of butter in a skillet; sauté onion and apple. Saute until onions

Manicotti With Creamed Chicken And
12 manicotti 1 chicken, cooked, skinned, boned & cut into 1/2" cubes 1 tbsp. dry white vermouth 1/2 lemon 1 1/2 tbsp. butter 1/4 c. finely chopped onion 2 tbsp. flour 1 c. chicken broth 1/2 c. heavy cream 1/2 c. grated Gruyere or Swiss cheese Salt & freshly ground pepper 1 tsp. butter 3 tbsp. blanched almonds 1 sm. egg 1 c. ricotta cheese 6 tbsp. Parmesan cheese 1 c. chopped parsley 1/2 tsp. grated lemon rind Cook manicotti according to package directions; set aside on tinfoil and spread out so that manicotti do not stick together. Place chicken in bowl with vermouth and squeeze lemon over meat. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and set aside. Melt 1 1/2 tablespoons butter in saucepan and add onion. Cook, stirring until onion is wilted. Sprinkle with flour and cook, stirring with wire whisk or fork. Add broth, stirring rapidly with whisk. When thickened and smooth, add 1/4 cup cream. Simmer about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally; then add Gruyere cheese and salt

Food, And Sex And Stuff
EAting harassment? — Tuesday, October 31, 2006 As I was walking to my math class, I passed a bulliton board thing. It had a poster talking about sexual harrassment. ( I didn't read it ) But I was thinking, that's about the only part of life you "can't "talk about at work without haveing risk of getting in trouble. We actually seem to incourage people to get upset over certain things. No more sticks and stones theory. What's the difference between that and eating? If you talk about what you ate for dinner, and someone over hears it, and doesn't like hearing it, it's going to be very diffficult for them to get you in trouble. But ( in most policies I know of ) if someone over-hears you talking about sex, Then that's sexuall harrassment, if they don't appreciate it. If you ask someone what they had for dinner lastnight, they will probably tell you without thinking about it. If you ask someone what they did for sex lastnight, there's a chance the get all upset. lol. Wh

Chicken Roll Ups
2 med. tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and coarsely chopped 1/2 c. tomato juice 1 green pepper, finely chopped 1 yellow onion, finely chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. dried oregano, crumbled 2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, boned, and split 1/2 c. part skim Ricotta cheese 1 egg yolk 1 tsp. minced dry parsley or fresh 1 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 c. shredded Mozzarella cheese In medium saucepan over medium heat, bring the tomatoes, juice, green pepper, onion, garlic, salt, black pepper and oregano to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer covered. Stir occasionally until thickened, about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place each chicken breast on board and pound to 1/4 inch thick with mallet, etc. Combine Ricotta cheese, egg yolk, parsley and Parmesan cheese in a small bowl. Spread about 1 tablespoon of mixture in center of each chicken piece leaving 1/2 inch border all around. Roll up and set aside. Spoon 1/2 of tomato sauce into an 8-i

Tex-mex Chicken Bake
1/2 c. cream style cottage cheese or ricotta cheese 3 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 c. sour cream 10 3/4 oz. can condensed cream of chicken soup 1/8 tsp. garlic powder 4 oz. can diced green chili peppers 3 c. cooked rice 1 1/2 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese 2 tomatoes, coarsely chopped 1/2 c. sliced pitted ripe olives 1 c. coarsely crushed corn chips In a large bowl, combine cottage cheese, cream cheese, sour cream, soup, and garlic powder. Stir until smooth. Add chili peppers, chicken, rice, cheese, tomatoes, and olives. Stir until combined., Pour into 13 x 9 x 2 inch baking dish. Sprinkle with crushed chips. Bake uncovered in a 350 degree oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Makes 8 to 10 servings.

Cheesy Chicken And Noodles
Garlic 2 tbsp. olive oil 4 - 6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts Salt, pepper, lemon juice, poultry seasonings 8 - 12 oz. cooked egg noodles 1/2 c. chicken broth 15 oz. low fat ricotta cheese 1/4 c. Parmesan cheese Mozzarella cheese (low fat) 15 oz. canned crushed tomatoes 2 tsp. Italian seasoning Pound chicken breast with garlic. Saute over medium heat until both sides are brown, when done, season with salt, pepper and lemon juice. Lay noodles in glass pan, pour chicken broth over noodles, then lay chicken pieces over noodles. Put dabs of ricotta cheese on top of chicken breasts, then sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. Next put slices of mozzarella cheese over ricotta cheese. Pour crushed tomatoes over this and sprinkle with Italian seasoning. Bake at 350 for 1 hour or until bubbling.

Pretty Pleaseeeeeeee
will u pppppppplease go to www.myspace.com/photos_bykenny and vote for me!!! you dont have to have a myspace. all you do is go to the web page, you dont have to click view more pictures or anything, just scroll down to where all the contestants picture are listed and click on my picture (Carri, 18). an email from you addressed to Photos_bykenny@yahoo.com with "Carri" in the subject.. just send it... PRETTY PLEASE ;) im number one and i wanna stay that way lol.... happy halloween xoxox

A Sweet Frittata For Dessert - - Frittata Dolce Per Dessert
The frittata is an extremely tasty way to stretch eggs. Though most are savory, one can make a sweet frittata for dessert, and they were indeed quite common in the past. This sweet frittata is easy to do and quite quick. INGREDIENTS: * 6 eggs * 1 tablespoon sugar * 1/2 cup (125 ml) cream * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 6 ounces freshly made or canned fruit cocktail (drain an 8-ounce can) * Unsalted butter * Confectioner's sugar for dusting PREPARATION: Lightly beat the eggs with the tablespoon of sugar, the cream, and the vanilla extract. Drain the fruit cocktail, mince the pieces, and stir them into the egg mixture. Heat a pat of butter in a skillet and add a quarter of the egg mixture; cook it until the bottom firms up, then flip it (cover the skillet with a lid, flip the entire skillet while pressing the lid against it so the frittata comes to rest on the lid, and then slide the upended frittata back into the skillet) and cook a few

Southwest Potato Frittata Recipe
Corn, chiles, pimientos, and cilantro give a Southwestern flair to easy frittata. This dish is rich and hearty enough for a main meal. INGREDIENTS: * 2/3 pound (2 medium) potatoes cut into 1/4-inch slices * 1 can (8-3/4 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained * 1 can (4 ounces) diced mild green chiles * 1 can (2-1/4 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained * 1 jar (2 ounces) sliced pimientos, drained * 3 green onions, sliced * 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley * 8 eggs or 2 cups egg substitute * 2 teaspoons water * Pepper, to taste * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Preheat broiler. Place potatoes in shallow 1-1/2 to 2-quart microwave-safe dish. Cover with plastic wrap, venting one corner. Microwave on High 5 minutes. Coat 10-inch nonstick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Add potatoes and cook over medium heat, turning occasionally, until golden, about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, mix corn, gree

Frittata Ranchera Recipe
Ingredients 3 Tbsp butter or margarine, melted 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 can (15 ounces or 2 cups) ranch-style beans 2 Tbsp water 1/2 cup chopped onion 3/4 cup cubed cooked ham 8 eggs nstructions Saute onion and green pepper in 1 tablespoon butter; stir in ham and beans. Heat to warm; remove from skillet. Meanwhile, beat together eggs and water. Heat remaining butter in skillet until just hot enough to sizzle; add eggs. Cook over low heat until eggs are set. Pour heated bean mixture evenly over eggs; cover tightly. Cook until eggs reach desired doneness. Cut into wedges to serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Chicken Manicotti
6 chicken breasts, skinned and deboned 1 (16 oz.) can tomato sauce 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 sm. garlic clove 1/2 c. Parmesan cheese 3 tbsp. Italian seasoning 1/2 tsp. salt and pepper 1/2 c. ricotta cheese 1/2 c. cottage cheese 1 (8 oz.) pkg. Mozzarella cheese 1/2 c. dill weed Combine tomato sauce, garlic, Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning, salt, pepper, and simmer 15 minutes. Combine ricotta, cottage, 1/2 Mozzarella, stir in remainder of Italian seasoning salt, pepper, dill weed. Spread about 1/2 cup of cheese mixture into center of each chicken breast. Roll up jelly roll fashion and place in lightly oiled shallow pan. Pour sauce mixture over chicken. Sprinkle with remaining Mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. NOTE: Beat chicken with meat tenderizer hammer.

Prayer From The Dark Side
I shall wrap myself in the flag of my country and hold high a bible in my hand. My songs of reverence and righteousness will be heard throughout the land. I will align myself with those of power and wealth, forsaking the downtrodden and unfortunate and proclaim my actions to be in the best interest of all. Because the uneducated and ignorant are more easily governed, I will divert funding from the education of our youth, saying to my critics that our children will be given the care that they require. I will repeal legislation that protects the citizenry from environmental pollution and deny their right to judicial process. And I will say that it is necessary for the common good. I will invade foreign powers, categorizing them as evil, and imprison and torture their people. And this, I will say, is justified in that we bring hope, freedom and democracy to the conquered. I will take from the impoverished, the elderly and the infirmed and they will believe that this is righ

Chicken Florentine
1 (10 oz.) pkg. frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry 3/4 c. Ricotta cheese 1/2 c. grated Parmesan (I use Mozzarella) 1/2 c. dry bread crumbs (I use Italian) 1 beaten egg Salt Pepper 4 boneless, skinless, chicken breast halves 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 c. dry white wine Lemon slices Combine first 5 ingredients in medium bowl. Season with salt and pepper. Make slit in edge of each breast half, cut arc to make a pocket. Fill each pocket with 1/4 of stuffing. Press pocket to close. Melt butter in large skillet over medium high heat and cook chicken until lightly browned (about 2 minutes each side). Add wine. Cover and simmer until chicken is springy to touch, about 15 minutes. Place on plates and garnish with lemon slices. Can also be finished in oven. After browning, bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes, basting often

Five-cheese Chicken Breasts
Preparation time: 25 minutes. Baking time: 20 minutes. Oven temperature: 350 degrees. Serves: 4. 2 whole chicken breasts, about 1 1/4 lbs. skinned, boned, split 4 thin slices each Mozzarella & Swiss cheese 1/2 c. ricotta cheese 1 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1 egg yolk All-purpose flour 1 egg, well beaten 1/4 to 1/3 c. fine dry bread crumbs 1 tbsp. each oil & butter Cheese Sauce, recipe follows 1. Place chicken halves between pieces of plastic wrap. Flatten with mallet to form thin cutlets. 2. Place a slice each of Mozzarella and Swiss cheese on each cutlet. 3. Mix ricotta and Parmesan cheeses with egg yolk. Divide among cutlets, placing a spoonful at wide end of each cutlet. 4. Roll up from wide end. Roll eahc in flour, dip in egg and coat with crumbs. Secure with toothpicks. 5. Brown chicken on both sides in hot oil and butter. Arrange in shallow 1 1/2 quart bakign dish. 6. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minute.s 7. Transfer rolls to hot serving dish, rem

Mexican Chicken Lasagna
1 (16 oz.) pkg. curly edge lasagna 1 lb. boned chicken breast, cut into pieces 2 tbsp. oil 1 med. green pepper, chopped 1/4 c. chopped onion 2 tsp. chili powder 1 (15 oz.) can Contadina Ricotta cheese 1 c. shredded Jack cheese 1 egg 1 jar salsa 1 c. shredded Cheddar cheese Chopped tomatoes Sour cream Slices olives Prepare noodles as directed, drain. Lightly brown chicken in hot oil. Add peppers and onion. Cook until tender. Remove from heat, stir in chili powder, cheeses and egg. Spoon 1/3 cup mixture on one end of noodle and roll up (like a cinnamon roll). Place on greased 9 x 13 inch dish and pour salsa over roll ups and cover with foil. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes. Uncover and sprinkle with Cheddar cheese and bake 5 minutes longer (until cheese melts).

Chicken Capri Parmigiana
4 whole chicken breasts, bones and skin removed 1 c. Ricotta 8 slices Mozzarella 1 c. crushed tomatoes 2 tbsp. cooking oil 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/2 tsp. garlic powder Blend the Ricotta with salt, pepper and oregano. Rub chicken with garlic powder and brown in skillet with 2 tablespoons oil for approximately 12 minutes on each side. Remove and cool. Place chicken in baking dish side by side. Spoon 1/4 cup seasoned Ricotta and 1/4 cup crushed tomatoes in center of each breast. Top each breast with 2 slices of Mozzarella and bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 20 minutes. Serves 4.

Lolz I Saw That Coming
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil. Michael Myers80%Hannibal Lecter35%Jason Voorhees20%Captain Spaulding20%Leatherface20%Freddy Krueger20%Jigsaw15%Candyman15%Buffalo Bill0%Pinhead0%Which Horror

Ricotta Chicken
1 beaten egg 1 c. low fat Ricotta cheese 1/3 c. finely chopped pepperoni Dash of pepper 6 med. skinned boneless chicken breast halves (about 1 1/4 lbs.) 1 c. Prego chunky garden spaghetti sauce 1/2 c. shredded Mozzarella cheese Combine egg, Ricotta, pepperoni and pepper in small bowl. Rinse chicken and pat dry with paper towel. Pound chicken breast to 1/4 inch rectangles. Place about 1/4 cup of Ricotta stuffing on short end of chicken and roll up. Place chicken rolls seam down in 8 x 8 x 2 inch microwave dish. Cover with vented plastic wrap. Microwave 10-12 minutes. Re-arrange chicken after 4 minutes. Microwave spaghetti sauce on High 3-4 minutes. Pour over chicken rolls. Sprinkle with Mozzarella. Let stand a few minutes.

Randomness!
As we grow up, we learn that even one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.You will have your heart broken probably more than once an it's harder every time.You 'll break hearts too,so remember how it felt when yours was broken.You'll fight with your bestfriend,You'll blame a new love for the things an old one did.You'll cry because time is passing to fast,an you'll eventually loose someone you love.So take too many pictures,laugh too much,an love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back!Now one can make me laugh,make me smile make me cry or drive me mad like he does it's like a curse that is the cure,better or worse one things for sure ,it's real love an I don't know what I'd do If I lost it there ya have My first blog enjoy!

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Courtesy of MsTags.com well what do i say here tonight,not sure really , my day was very long today my oldest has been up since 445 so need least to say my butt is tired tonight. im so happy the love of my life will home on thursdayCourtesy of MsTags.com man i think this girl is gonna go to bed Courtesy of MsTags.com

Everyone Please Read
I AM SO VERY SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON IT SO LONG I JUST BOUGHT MYSELF A HOUSE AND WITH THE MOVING AND ALL DIDNT HAVE INTERNET I AM SO VERY SORRY FOR THE LOST IN COMMUNICATION AND DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE IF I HAVE BY NOT RESPONDING TO EMAILS. I LOVE YOU ALL WELL AT LEAST ID LIKE TO LOVE YOU ALL ONCE OR FOR A NIGHT

My First Time
I was 14 years old in 8th grade at a school where we had to wear uniforms at school you know the short skirst and stuff. Anyway I had this friend who had started hight school two years ago. We were great pals. All the guys liked her because she had not too big tits but not too small either. I was having trouble with some homework and didn't want to fall below a B average. So she told me to come over to her house the next day for help. I told my parents that I would be over there for about three or four hours. Her parents weren't home and she invited me up to her room. She had worn a short skirt and nice top that day. So I brought my stuff up stairs and put it by her door. I asked her where she wanted to begin. She looked at me really sexy and started walking slowly at me. I was wondering what was going on but I didn't say anything. She had started unbuttoning my shirt while looking at me. She said that she had always found me very hot and if I ever had thought of her in a sexual wa

What Grade Do I Deserve?
Grade me F = dang youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty dang attractive. I'd let u hit it A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP you are afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve.

Poem First Edition
I hope you guys enjoy this poem, It's one of my favorites of the ones I have written. "Untitled" Sands of time, drift in the wind. Place of our own, where do I begin. Lives we've shared, and lives we've lost. Given to the future, our every thought. Being alone, for so much time. Looking for truth, in a world full of lies. Wanting you here, or me right there. Dreaming of you, and I'm a tiny bit scared. If I hold you too tight, through my fingers you slip. If I hold you too loose, opportunity I'll miss. Leaving me no choice, but to dive right in. Hold my hand, and together we'll swim. We'll let our lives, just pas us by. One by one, through the sands of time. Kiss me, and I'll hold you. Love me, and I'll console you. Touch me, and I'll show you. Be with me, and I'll know you.

My Cherry Tap Friend Faq
Hi everyone :) I decided to set up a Friend FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)for all my Friends here on Cherry Tap, where you can learn lots more about me. I get a lot of the same questions, again and again, and I hope you follow this link and read the FAQ. It's fun and entertaining. I also added about 200 free and very explicit pictures of me over there, as my thanks for reading it. I answer all sorts of different questions, like: - how you can meet me - how you can fuck me - how to get involved in one of my Gang-Bangs or Bukkakes - and a lot more. So please check it out at carolcox.com/friend_faq Carol xoxoxo

In Spanish Sorry Xp
Sorry my english is not good and I dont go used dictionary for write this xP.} Arg me estoy cansando de esto, me llenan el My shoutbox de pura publicidad de gente que ni tengo en mi lista de amigos, que vote por el contest tal que rante que esto que lo otro, y ni que hablar del bullentin cada 5 minutos el mismo pinche bullentin de que vote por ella en tal lado arg como cansa y aburre estar leyendo eso. Y lo que mas cansa y aburre es estar leyendo eso de que quieren subir no se cuantos puntos asi que se vote y se rante su perfil y fotos, pero si ellas ranteando y comentando tambien suben, pero noooooo quieren de la manera mas facil -.- arg ya la verdad cansa. En fin eso era, ahhhh ya me siento mejor, a ver quienes entienden y me comentan si tengo razon o no (hahaha igual solo 3 o 4 personas entraran como siempre hahahahah)

Personal Enlightenment...
So for a day of fun, I had... 1. My teeth pulled 2. The beginning of an all-liquid diet. 3. Nothing to do and have made 3 blogs. Seriously, this is some seriously fucked up shit. Is this the view of the rest of my life? Boredom. Is my only chance at fun online and that is spoiled by assholes who take a game way to seriously. This Tuesday has been terminal. Also, I get my balls checked to see what's up with them. Of course, some here should be panicked and bugged out... but I get nothing. How shocking... I get sick of waiting for that IM that'll never come. That break I can never seem to get without being followed up by a major setback. That friend I think will arrive but always slips through the cracks. I am tired. I am sick of being the fighter, I wanna drop my gloves... but that seems to be a passing joke. Management seems to be punishing me for my decision to say "no" to FT 1-11 Duty by making me work 28 hours every week... The least possible for a 1-11. Did I menti

Famous Sexual Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." * Robert De Niro "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * Camille Paglia "

I Love You
I LOVE YOU SO DEEPLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE AND THE WAY WE TOUCH I LOVE YOU YOUR SMILE AND YOURR KIND THOUGHTFUL WAYS THE JOY THAT YOU BRING TO MY LIFE EVERYDAY I LOVE YOU TODAY AS I HAVE FROM THE START AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVERWITH ALL MY HEART

Why....
WHY DO i ALWAYS FALL FOR THiNGS GUYS SAY...WHY!!! i ALWAYS GET MY HOPES UP AND WHAT HAPPENS THEY CRASH AND BURN. THATS WHAT HAPPENS. ALWAYS!!! FUCKiN ALWAYS!!!! GOD!!! HiM:"iM GONNA PiCK YOU UP TUESDAY SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER, OK??" ME:"YEAH!!! OK!!! WHAT TiME???" HiM:"YOU KNOW iM NOT GOOD WiTH TiME SWEETHEART." ME:"LOL...YEAH i KNOW...iT TAKES YOU LiKE AN HOUR TO GET HERE WHEN YOU LiVE LiKE 15 MiNUTES AWAY!!!" HiM:"LOL...YEAH" ME:"SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TiME YOUR PiCKiNG ME UP?" HiM:"NO...iLL CALL YOU LiKE 2 HOURS BEFORE i LEAVE OK???" ME:"ALRiGHT..." TUESDAY COMES!!!! AND NOTHiNG!!!!! iTS FUCKiNG 10:26 iN THE EVENiNG!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! iM SO BEYOND PiSSED OFF....iM LiTERALLY CRYiNG RiGHT NOW!!!!!

In Love If You Are Not Yourself Is It Really Love At All?
I was reading the blog of a friend ( http://www.myspace.com/_amanda_panda) that sent me on this little rant. It reminded me so of things from the past that I had to write this and let it all out. Thank You Amanda. In Love If You Are Not Yourself Is It Really Love At All? In love if you are not yourself is it really love? Years spent trying to conform to an image of the behave christian the model mother the caring wife the sensitive lover yet somehow I always came up short felt useless unloved drowning in a pool of degradation and hate why? the desire to be all another's everything my undoing my disgrace one day I awoke to find I was no longer me nor all he wanted nor all that he did need up I rose grasped the reins of a horse running out of control I grew me wings off I flew to search once more for me the woman I loved the girl within the woman I knew was hiding lost in pain

Poems By Me
From out of the darkness there shines a light, So bright a light that I can barely see, From a lonely emptiness I have come, To know a heart so true and a hand so kind, To feel the warmth deep inside I wonder is it real To be shown the way down the long path That was dark and dreary Could this be love I have found ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feeling warm from the sound of your voice Longing for the touch of your skin Wishing for your warm embrace As I lay here tonight alone in the bed Wondering if you feel the same For you have touched my heart Like no other and so willing to give in and allow these feelings to be real Just to spend time with you You could ensure that my heart would no longer be blue For the feeling I have for you are so strong Could they be real or just a fantasy never to come true ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The world can be dark and dreary when you are alone There is no one to turn

Am I Atractive?
ATTRACTIVE TEST Would you kiss me [] Fuck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Fuck no [] hot as can be [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] girlfriend/Boy friend [] Friend with benefits

True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You migh t be a TRUE AMERICAN if

October Snow
OCTOBER SNOW arising from the misted cloud of long fogged sleep to view the purest morning sight stumble to the window upon which all is white the tender flakes still falling now as they blanketed the night the chill the air a silent calm everywhere settled with delight a sigh escapes within the soul breathe in this masterpiece green pine peaking from the between the sheets to kiss the tiniest of flakes they drift and drift and drift playfully to the ground dancing on the coldest wind without the slightest sound the world outside the window leaves the silence echoing all throughout the town this the ancient beauty of the first October Snow

I Blew It
The one I've always wanted, has now gone away as an option. Fuckin' damn it anyway. It's my own fault for not speaking up when I should have. I guess that's the price I pay for being shy, nervous, and what other words you can name to the feeling. In some ways I just want to give up on it all together and say fuck it, in other ways I want to try my one last option. Either way, it's too late. I dont even think I have that good of a shot with the final option. I'll see on Thursday, not gonna bank on it though. This would be where I mention a mad song. From Seether "Truth" If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive? Though I'm closer to wrong I'm no further from right And now I'm convinced on the inside that something's wrong with me Convinced on the inside, you're so much more than me, yeah No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie But I'm trying to keep my intentions disguised And now I'm deprived of my conscience and something's got to give Deprive

River Of Ink
River of Ink like an ink tinted river flow through deep pulsing veins simple words move along a strong current it carries life along to follow the stream around sharp rocks, smooth boulders and stones over outcropping of wood, log and tree winding through so gracefully thoughts to explore like the rush does the shore emotions splash against each new obstacle bovines drink raccoons diligently wash their treats little creatures like the squirrel and fox rest and refresh in the course of my words worlds drawn upon the page gliding the mind in a river of ink

Addicted
I am sooo addicted to this song right now!! OMFG, i could listen to it for hrs. And the singer is sexy as hell!! I just have one questions. WHY DOES HE MOVE HIS ARMS SO DAMN MUCH!! LOL Lips Of An Angel Hinder Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really move

Desire
DESIRE To savour the kiss of a wayward breeze the lick of solidary winds over nippled need the soft waters flow above my languished longing immersing you deeply as I feed you touch upon this lightened soul like a spate of light from a candles glow feel the perfervid lick of feral inspire burning me with sacred fire

My Other Half
IF ASKED WHY I LOVE HER I WOULD SAY IT'S THE SWAY IN THE HER HIPS THE THICKNESS IN HER THIGHS IT'S THE LUST IN HER LIPS THE LOVE IN HER EYES IT'S THE SOFTNESS OF HER SKIN THE SILK IN HER HAIR IT'S THE TWIST IN HER WALK IT'S THE SWEETNESS IN HER TALK IT'S THE WAYSHE LOVES ME THAT MAKES ME LOVE HER EACH DAY THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY

A Friend Sent This To Me She Didnt Mean It Like It Reads But Its Purty.....lol
I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to make everyday with you, bright I promise to always be there until the end of time I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise to be a faithful & loving wife!! I promise all this forever I’ll Never let you down!!!

Life Flows
LIFE FLOWS Life flows from the source deep within the eyes glow with the warmth though the world be cold and dark and still and drear the warmth of life flows with a river force so strong so pure so true the eyes glow with the joy with the tears ever to the heart of truth we dream we love we hope the warmth of life flows eyes of boy eyes of a man eyes of a girl the eyes of the damned life is in the eyes through which the heart does bleed as the eyes show given wings to fly to soar to glide and leap to dance and smile given voice to sing the warmth of life flows deep and true the heart it grows and life flows

This Makes Me Think Alot
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the

Not Doin Too Much
Lets see I haven't really been doing much still looking for a job.. Whys it so complicated I just dont know... I'm still single.. Ofcourse I go out with guys and etc. Just nothing serious right now.. But it's all good Cause I'm enjoying it.. Theres no stress too worry bout ... Then on the weekends I'm either partying or just hanging out with whoever... I always seem to be doing something... So moreless right now im enjoying life.. to its fulliest.. :)

Bored As Hellllllll
well what a shock huh? I stay bored unless david is home ;)and as bad as i hate to admit it sometimes then too because he is either asleep or on here. But oh well atleast he is here and not out fooling around on me right? I love him so much it hurts sometimes. HMMMMMMM wonder if he knows that? I know thats kinda cheesy huh? Oh well. What can i say i like to have my heart out on my sleeve so people can stomp on it. We everyone other then him now anyways. I know i send corny little messages and shit to him but i always pictured a perfect relationship (which might i say is what we had at one point) i mean like holding hands and kisses for the fun of kissing public affection like he was proud to be seen with me and the little messages just to say "I LOVE YOU" and whats funny is i know he wont read this so i can talk as much as i want about things i miss. Things happened between us and since then everything changed. I dont know what happened to the david i met and fell in love wi

Funny
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in Room 232.

Welcoming Master
Welcoming Master by SensualOne70 © She kneels on the floor in silent meditation. Her collar before her. Naked and warm, she waits for him. The door closes and he enters the room. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees him standing there. She knows he's watching her, running his eyes up and down what belongs to him. Her face begins to blush as his eyes study her. He walks towards her, circling her, his fingers tracing over the line of her shoulders, across her back and through her hair. He stands in front of her now, facing her and feels his hands on her head, pulling her to him gently. "Welcome your Master, maiden." he says to her softly. She smiles and moans gently as she leans into him and hugs his thick, strong legs. She reaches up and rubs his chest, working down his stomach, finding her way to his pants. She undoes his pants without effort and slides them slowly down his legs. The act itself is sacred to her, the unwrapping of her Master's gifts. How such a sim

The Still Moonless Night
THE STILL MOONLESS NIGHT Standing here in the deepest black of darkest night the clouds overhead like a cuddly warm blanket reaching out to hold and surround the soul eyes strain to define the images so faint buried in the comforting blackness the hand above unseen as is the hand below the dark hides all that is not known and allows us time to adjust and know and grow accustom to feeling all not seen this is such a welcome relief at the end of ceaseless manic days filled with the bright consuming fires of human mutterings seeking this peace that flows freely in the ending of the chaos we call a day passions flow down unseen cheeks as the evening absorbs all woe the infinite depth of the dark almost suffocating in intensity yet beautiful in the very absence of glow bestowed In light of day there are trees and wood and rocks and stone trees and flowers and no time alone but here in the night i

Welcome Home Master
Welcome Home Master by oo0_Master_0oo © He unlocks the door and enters His home. The workday quickly flows from His body. His troubles seem to melt away. A rye smile creeps over His face. Anticipation fills His veins. He dumps His keys and briefcase on the bench, cracks His knuckles, and heads to the pantry. He slides the door open and let's it bang against the inner wall, knowing it can be heard from below. A pause ... Reaching down, He lifts the floor mat slightly and reveals a steal "O" ring in the floor. Steadying Himself, He lifts the the ring ... opening the trap door with a long slow creeking. He traverses the ladder like wooden steps down the tight opening. His pathway illuminated by candles. At the bottom a small alcove with two shelves and several pegs and hooks. On the smaller shelf, the uppermost shelf, sits a tumbler, filled with ice, Jack Daniels and coke. He lifts the glass to His lips and takes a sip. "Good girl" he thinks as the last of the day washes fro

We Begin
We Begin by lilsubalex © We begin.... It is time for You to claim me as fully and totally Yours. We have met at a hotel, You told me that You require the large walk-in shower and more hot water than could possibly be found at either of our houses. Plus, You require complete privacy as well as complete focus. i can't begin to fathom what all will happen with us today. You have instructed me to wear a dress that buttons from collar to hem, a front hook sexy bra and matching thong. You allow me 15 minutes to hang my clothes and arrange my things in the bathroom. You begin by ordering me to stand in the center of the room, spreading my feet to slightly outside my shoulder width, put my arms behind me and grasp my elbows. You approach me and brush my hair behind my ears. You place Your hands at either side of my head and tilt my face up to Yours. "pet, up to now, you have been training your body according to My will and you have pleased Me well. you have been openin

Sensually Yours
Sensually Yours ever my desire to deeper feel needs explore lover I adore join me now I plead to embark on fantasy passion of the mind learn me head to toe know my heart my mind my soul discovery time let me in your dreams share with me sensually let temptation be the exploration you in me and I in you forever complete be my flame my fire forever eternally my secret lover my desire

Waves Of Pleasure
Waves of Pleasure by pleasurepet © Eyes gently lowered, slender hands clasped tightly behind her naked back, she gracefully lowered herself to the sand and kneeled, as she knew He preferred. Shivering slightly, the chilly ocean breeze assaulting her creamy skin, she spread her legs wider, resisting the urge to rub her throbbing clit. Goose pimples dotted her breasts and arms, not only from the cold night, but also in anticipation of what was yet to cum. She was rudely awakened from her silent reverie as His strong hand firmly cupped the back of her neck, roughly pulling her towards Him. His deep-throated laughter bringing molten tears of joy to her eyes. Without any prompting, she raised her hands to her long, silky auburn hair. She gathered it up in her damp fists, lifted it up from her neck and waited. A gentle sigh of contentment escaped from her throat as she felt the cold steel on her hot, flushed skin. Her throbbing cunt grew wet as she heard the snick of the lock on t

Happy Halloween To All Of You!!
I noticed that you had a little Halloween spirit in you, however you don't have a pumpkin out yet I thought I would pick you up one last night on my way home . No thanks or money needed Just enjoy.

Beautiful Tearfish Within
Beautiful Tearfish Within my eyes are melting ever streaming down upon a deep and splendid aching in the heart a pool where tearfish swim and leap in this a soft and gentle pool so many a hurt so many a woe tearfish there are beautiful each one with fins unique some are born of anger red-finned with a fiery glow some are birthed in streams of joy bright yellow and orange like wildflowers in bloom other tearfish are rainbows shadowed with each experience some are birthed within the deep of hurt and pain these are blue-finned tearfish tinted indigo they swim within the stream of the heart the soul the mind memories attached to wade this stream one must prepare to feel the fins attack sharp as daggers piercing through the toughest skin to bleed the blood of life many tearfish hide within waiting for us to swim the waves of memory's endless sea

The Meaning Of Relationships...
Is there a meaning? Really? Because I see no point in them, truly. I was perfectly happy with twinkies. And for those of you CLUELESS as to what I'm talking about, a twinkie is a boy that is good for nothing but sex. Cheap - a dime a dozen, easily replaced... And no one eats twinkies for a meal. They're a snack until something better comes along. And twinkies are good. Twinkies are SOLID, because you always know what to expect from them. And because it's just sex, you're not putting your heart out there to be broken. You never seem to know that your heart is truly involved UNTIL it gets smashed against the rocks - have you noticed that? He told me he loved me, and said he didn't expect anything in return until I was ready. I've been fucked over so many times... I didn't think I'd ever be ready. But it turns out that unbeknownst to me, I'd given a piece of my heart to him. Because it fuckin' hurts like hell as it's ripped out of my chest. "I love you so much..." he tells me. "We're just

Willing Wife Slave
Willing Wife Slave by showing © I had wrote him the letter and left it in his top drawer. It read that I wanted to be his in all ways. I wanted him to control me, my entire body and our lives together. I was somewhat embarrassed. We had lived happily as husband and wife for a couple of years now and had talked about many fantasies, but for one reason or another I had not told him this one. I knew he would read the letter and I hoped that he would make me His Slave Wife. Days passed, getting closer to the weekend. He called me from work on Friday, instructing me to meet him at a hotel in room 316 at 6PM. He instructed me to dress in a white button down shirt and a short black skirt and heels. Nothing else. He said that he would be there waiting for me and not to be a minute late. That he wanted the night to begin well and not have to punish me as soon as I walked in the door. I was excited driving there. Once arriving, however, I was quite nervous. I knocked at the door. Insi

Memories
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, Being born in the 90s doesn't mean SHIT! It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. you danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new m

Just In Case You Need A Laugh
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripesheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, It is my understanding that Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. ~~~~~~

Just A Reminder
hello everyone.. just a quick reminder to let you all know that i have put up some new photos if you would like feel free to check them out and rate them if you like and also feel free to leave me some comments on them and if anyone has not had the chance to rate my profile could you plz do that for me.. i thank you so very much means alot to me..

Love Is Only What You Make It Be
Love Is Only What You Make It Be love can be flowers, chocolate, and wine love can be dinner served right on time love is not however the size of your house your wallet your job or your car love is so very very much more love can be served with a pat on the back or a pat on the butt it is the teaching of discipline determination and truth it is that encouraging word to a heart weary soul to a child love is the time it takes to throw a ball to color with him a picture to hang on the wall or tickle and giggle before sending to bed love is that listening ear that does not condemn but willingly lends a place deep within to store all the stories the hurts and the woes love is the hand that steers and guides and helps to develop an open mind with love in a heart one can go far too many of you and too many of me do not take the time to see that love is only what you make it be

=)
To me there are three things everyone should do every day. Number one is laugh. Number two is think—spend some time time in thought. Number three, you should have your emotions move you to tears. If you laugh, think and cry, that's a heck of a day. —Jim Valvano

Where Have You Been And Where Are You Going?
Where Have You Been and Where Are You Going? is it only in dreams that the common man lives? truly lives where the doubts and fears of yesterday never touch the fortitude of the brow where he is master of all he surveys the dust of lost hours not counted when here he overcomes and his spirit soars on the rays of the sun through angelic white clouds and over the mountains and rivers and seas that try to tie him down to man's realities only in dreams only in dreams man reaches every goal lives in peace heart mind spirit and soul where have you been on the wings of the delight and where are you going in your dreams tonight

Retirement Planning!!!
Retirement Planning: If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then after you'd drunk the beer, turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Why
as people can see i have 3 daughters i care so much about and i now and been getting rejected by my x she will not let me see them or anything but will bring other guys in there life and they think there all that saying shit about me its bad enough i am 5 hours away and if i cross the state line i get locked up i know this but she thinks that its all about her and all she cares about money i am so fen mad right now because they will not let me talk to my daughters or anything they are trying to keep tthem from me i am going to go after them but do u think i am wrong if her new man starts a fight with me should i just walk away which is not like me because those are my daughters i am so lost any help will be great

Karma
Karma Current mood: contemplative Category: Writing and Poetry From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search --> -->--> -->--> -->--> start content -->For other uses of the word, see karma (disambiguation). Karma (Sanskrit: ? from the root k?, "to do", [meaning deed] meaning action, effect, destiny) means "(the result of) action", generally taken as a term that comprises the entire cycle of cause and effect. Karma is a sum of all that an individual has done, is currently doing and will do. Individuals go through certain processes and accompanying experiences throughout their lives which they have chosen, and those would be based on the results of their own creations: "karma". Karma is simply the golden rule: what you give out is what you receive - either in the same or in similar form. You reap what you sow - your actions create that which you do live out now, whether this relates to a past/future life situation or to the present date

Trick Or Treat
I dressed up tonight and went trick or treating with my son and daughter... we had sooo much fun... I haven't been trick or treating in over 20 years.... lol.. made me feel like a kid again... I dressed up as a witch.... pictures will follow, but I'm too tired to post them tonight.....Nite all... hope you all had a good Halloween and didn't get scared too much..LMAO!!

Yes Yes Yes More Updatez On Me
Tuesday, I still have a headache damn tomorrow is the first of the month and I get paid and I am going to buy me something for the headache.. I am going to get off the computer and get in shower and go to bed.. I have to go ok.. Virgo24

A Dance With Destiny
A Dance With Destiny the music plays with a slow pulsating beat calling me to destiny my feet move and itch to dance to the entice of the melody the melody of you and love and passionate nights your eyes they sing to me the song mind and spirit heart and soul you my dance with destiny arms so loving heart so true pulling me close and holding me tight your heart in my chest my heart your goal sublime the feel of this dance in time minutes and hours days and weeks turning to years in the blink of an eye this our own sweet dance a dance that is our destiny

Playlist For The Week Of 10/24/06 - 10/31/06.
Agalloch - Ashes Against The Grain Anatomy - Twisting Depths Of Horror Cancer - Death Shall Rise Carnivore - Retaliation Carpathian Forest - Fuck You All!!! DarkThrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky Fight - War Of Words Judas Priest - Living After Midnight: The Best Of Judas Priest Kiss - Destroyer Kreator - Extreme Aggression Morbid Angel - Abominations Of Desolation Motorhead - Kiss Of Death Nuclear Assault - Survive Overkill - Taking Over Place Of Skulls - The Black Is Never Far Scatterbrain - Mundus Intellectualis Usurper - Threshold Of The Usurper Wolfen Society - Conquer Divine

You Know What.
This place is just like a bar really. Like every guy on here tells EVERY GIRL the same damn thing. Oh you have such beautiful eyes. Oh what a nice ass, oh how pretty. Omfg Stfu already. Say something different for a change. Would it kill someone to be fucking original? Seriously. I mean all anyones here for is attention. Fucking ATTENTION. And you can't sit there and say you're not, cause then you'd be a fucking liar. Everyone wants the same thing. Its a fucking popularity contest. Lets see who can show who more fucking skin. Bullshit. You know someone pointed out to me a few weeks ago, that most of the men on here just talk to me because of my private album and i laughed in there face literally, but now im starting to realize he was right. He truly was. This place is full of perverts, and attention whores. Now dont get me wrong im not saying im not one. Cause yeah i like attention and blah blah blah. But That doesnt mean shit. I swear, i have over 3000 friends, and you know h

Poetry
What we need is a little love & tenderness for those who feel like no one cares. What we need is compassion & hope for those who feel they cannot cope. What we need is a shoulder to lean on & wide open arms to catch us when we fall. What we need is a ray of light at the end of the tunnel .But most of all people I PRAY WE NEED A WORLD OF LOVE TO MAKE IT DAY BY DAY.

Flowers You Hope You'll Never Get!
IMPORTANT READ & REPOST Here's hoping you never get flowers like these!! This may not apply to me or you, but maybe someone you know so please pass this on...maybe someone who really needs it will get the help they need from this. God Bless. A man who beats you does not love you, no matter what he says or does afterwards.. Gather your kids and leave..You will be glad you did. I know I am!! I Got Flowers Today We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any oth

Sex Bunny!!!!
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Who's The Boss Now?
Who's the Boss Now? by Seylah Kafar © My boss is one of the most unlikable people I've ever met. He's blatantly sexist, full of self-hatred (which he takes out on us), and very combative. His mere presence is enough to make everyone tense, irritable and unproductive. He's had numerous complaints lodged against him by employees (including me), both in his department and in others. I can't even stand to be in the same room with him. And I want to fuck this man's brains out. It's not his appearance - he's average-looking, at best, although he does have a nice smile. He has nice legs, too, and a decent body, but nothing really lust-inspiring. I fantasize that one day he calls me into his office, closes the door, and proceeds to bitch me out about something. We end up yelling, getting right up in each others' faces - and before we know what's happening, we're all over each other like animals, kissing and feeling and probing, rolling on the floor in a frenzy. We start dry humping,

Feng Shui Horoscope Test (just A Little Fun)
Feng Shui Horoscope Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **************************************************************************************************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***************************

One.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't w

Working Girls
Working Girls by jack_straw © Jessie and Linda coolly eyed their latest catch with a practiced look as Tom made his way through the crowded bar to where they sat in a corner booth. Tom was the cute new guy on the fifth floor of their company’s office that some of the girls had been talking about. One girl, in particular, had gone out with him a couple of times, and had reported that he was a quiet guy who carried a big stick. She had said this with a gleam in her eye and a smile on her face. That was all Jessie and Linda needed to know. As the well-known Tenth-Floor Tramps, they felt duty-bound to find out for themselves just how big a stick Tom carried. Tom had been in the company’s Atlanta office for about six months. He was in his mid-30s, of average height and weight, with hair just beginning to go gray. He was originally from Florida and had been married once, but was now divorced with a child living with his ex-wife in Colorado. It had been an amiable divorce, but it h

Happiness Kills All Depression...
ive never met someone so wonderful in my life and im glad he's mine...i gave in to temptation and now im obsessed i dunno if its bad or scarein him but i hope he understands that ive been looking for a man like him my whole life...but i know i cant have him fully...(long storie not gonna share)as we say here in hawaii non yah!! meaning non of your bussiness!! lol ne ways im as happy as ive ever been and i know hes happy to and im glad that i can help him be...all my pain is gone..im so happy...

Woman's... With Select Men
Woman's... with Select Men by Softly © Woman's Guide for Sex with Select Men The three of us had been close friends since college. Our husbands all were electrical engineers, who went to work for GE right out of school. We all were assigned to the Atlanta area, which is a great place for young couples because there are endless things to do. On January 16, 1988, we all received transfer notices to Burlington, Vermont, a city of 38,000 people. It was even worse then you can imagine for us when we settled in there. No place to go dancing, two movie theaters, and a handful of good restaurants. Jean, Sandy and I were twenty-seven, no kids, and bored to death. Our husbands were assigned to the four to midnight shift. We gals got in the habit of having a cocktail at the "High Hat," the in place for the professional locals, and the executive visitors. We became friendly with the owner, Sue Cole. One day Sue sat with us, and after listening to our complaints for a while, she inqu

Silver Leash Part 2
You slap my ass gently with a soft, deep chuckle, pointing me to our bedroom. You hold the leash in Your hand as I crawl across the floor a little ahead of You, soft hips swaying with each movement. “Stand up… I want My hands wrapped around that support on the end of the bed, My feet spread widely apart.” I glance at You as I move to do what I’ve been instructed, smiling in response to Your smile as a shiver slides through me. I can feel my center start to get wetter, knowing You’ve been planning things to do to me all day while You were at work. I place soft hands on the support that goes between both end posts to the huge handmade bed, silky wood a bit cool against my heated palms. I watch You reach up and tie each wrist to the support as You brush gentle kisses along heated skin, Your body pressed against my back, Your need pushing a bit against my ass. You kneel down, attaching my ankles to the little poles that slide out from under the bed, keeping my feet spread widely apart, c

Real Life
i want to apologize to Aall my friends here. Right now real life is needing quite abit of my attention lately. So i have not been here very often. That doesn't mean that i don't think about Yyou and wonder how Yyou Aall are doing. Especially the Oones that i talk with individually. Hopefully, things will settle down soon and i will be back pestering Yyou. i do hope that Yyou Aall have had a wonderful Halloween. Know that i am wishing Yyou Aall the best right now and still think of Yyou often. Hugs.

The Garden
I went to the Garden of Love And saw what I never had seen: A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut, And "Thou Shalt Not", writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love, That so many sweet flowers bore, And I saw it filled with graves, And tomb-stones where flowers should be; And Priests in black gowns, were walking their rounds, And binding with briars, my joys & desires

Smile In Your Heart
I have a feeling that you're holding my heart And I know that this is true You wouldn't let it be broken apart Coz it's too much dear to you. Forever we'll be together No one could break us apart For our love will truly be A wonderful smile in your heart. Im always dreamin' of being in love But I know that this is true Since you came into my life Tis true love I have found. I pray that you wouldn't leave me Whatever may come along But if you do I would feel so bad Just give me a smile in your heart

Stolen Heart
Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me No more coldness within my heart You changed it from dirty stone Into a beautiful piece of art To passion I had no vision But you kissed my eyes and let me see Another part of my rigid being You so graciously set free Emotions which I found foreign, Seem to be a second language today You taught me how to speak them Within my heart they'll stay Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me Stole my heart without a peep I thank you for being so silent My heart you shall keep.

I'm Baaaak
Well got back from the local fall festival...actually been back for awhile, but got caught up watching Animal Planet, cool show on creepy crawly creatures...and basketball...my beloved Chicago Bulls are taking on the Miami Heat, and kicking their @$$...for those that don't know, the Heat are the reigning champs...although I live in Florida, and there are 2 Pro teams here...the other being the Orlando Magic, I don't cheer for either one...well who cares...it was ok...the festival...there was a sound stage this year, with live music...the band geek in me really liked the local high school's drum line...Wesley Chapel High for anyone out there looking for a shoutout...well hitting the pillow now, not even gonna look up my fantasy sports teams...not in the mood...geez I'm really getting bad when the thought of setting up my teams for competition doesn't even get me excited...you know I would even turn down sex if offered...now that's bad...oh well gotta get up early, gotta cover someone on

Winter Wonderland
Winter Wonderland by obscured © In Alaska, you can always count on a White Christmas. Which was good news to snowmachiners like Frank and his wife Rita, her friend Debbie and his friend Dave. With Frank and Rita’s advertising business starting to take off, they decided to buy a Christmas present for themselves--a cabin in the woods, 120 miles from town. The snow was thick enough for snowmachining, so they bought themselves four new Ski-Doos and invited Debbie and Dave to help break them in over Christmas. They rode for two hours in Frank and Rita’s truck, towing the trailer of snowmachines behind them. It was another half-hour at slow speed, bouncing along the icy road, before they made it to the cabin. By that time, it was too late to go riding, so they decided to settle in and relax for the evening, saving the outdoor fun for Christmas Eve. Frank and Rita grabbed the bedroom, while Dave and Debbie set out their separate sleeping bags on the floor of the main room. Frank

:( Awww Again
i'm feeling crappy my head hurts and my nose and throat too i feel like crying yes.... the flu and PMS are driving my night... i have fever, just checked it :( i hate it i better go to sleep and try to wake up feeling better to go to work tomorrow.... otherwise i'll have to stay in bed much love *sneezes at the face of everyone to pass the flu* Maria

Truly.......
There is a woman… That I turn to when together. My road gets hard to travel… My emotions come unraveled. No need to worry… Her essence is near to me… There is one decor to see… Let it be. When darkness falls . . . Along that lonely road… I need a friend who knows me… 0NE T0 BE W/ ME! As the trick and treaters leave me w/o… I cannot hand anymore candy out.......... I call her and we take out chow............. I have no doubt! I can shout… and not pout!

Common Sense Obituary
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Common Sense Obituary Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprim

Winter Break Orgy
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Your Love Number
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

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Yeah, it sounds liek a strange combination, but when I have the first two going, the third is not far behind. Today's subject: Dealing with peopel. In this world, there will be people that like you and people that don't. There will be people that SAY the like you when they don't; while there are those that say the don't when they do. regardless of what you attempt to figure out, we as people will inevitably fuck it up. we are blind to see those taht hurt us if we think they are our friends. We try not to see the evils they push on us. Why.... We refuse to acknowledge the evil we put on others. Simple solution: Follow the words of Bernie Mac's character from House Party Three: "Fuck 'Em!!!!! and if they don't like that....... Fuck 'Em Again!"

Wild Weekend
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What is it about halloween??? Or any holiday for that matter? People tend to drink too much,eat too much or do things they normally won't do. Costume parties are always fun. I enjoy pretending to be someone else every now and again. I love using my imagination when dressing up instead of just buying a costume. I decided this year to become a castaway. Taking an old shirt and tearing it to tatters and cutting up and old pair of jeans. I thought I looked pretty good. The party was going strong by the time I got to my friends house. The front door opened with a blast of laughter and noise as I entered. Greetings come from all directions. Some people I know well, others just in passing. Looking totally different is the goal and I hate when they want you to guess who they are. I try to avoid that at all costs. Now it is a good idea to not be on the prowl,because ya never know who someone is and might be dating or worse,who they are married too. I am a freek but I try never to knowingly poac

From A Rose In To Love
As a sweet smelling rose grows from the earth For it brings new hope to her soul For much love will over come her From where she stands alone Waiting for her lover to come meet her But as she stands there she sees the man of her dreams From her heart drops deep into her soul For she cry’s what is your name to the kind stranger The stranger stops and stands and says who me She says yes kind stranger what is your name He calls to her your night in shinning armour For she falls for him even more As the strangers stand there She says I love you with all my heart For my love to you will bring the love To all whom cares about my life as you care about a sweet smelling rose...

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20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity
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The Things Humans Put Up With
I'm either extremely insane or the most easy going guy on the face of the planet. My ex-girlfriend AND her NEW boyfriend are BOTH sitting in my livingroom watching a movie right now. Yeah I must be crazy. -Robert

How To Get Into A Broad's Pants.
As all of you know by now, I am an expert at getting into a broad's pants. I am a legend. And now, for the first time anywhere, here is my secret method of doing just that. Humor. Make a broad laugh and you are sure to get into her pants. You see, if you make her laugh hard enough, she will be unable to prevent you from going into her room and stealing a pair of her pants. You put those suckers on, mister, and it's all over. You are in her pants and she is less likely to get a restraining order.

Wild Night By Thecocacolaman ©
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Wild Night
Wild Night by Lovegal © It was a Friday night and my boyfriend decided that we were going to hang out with his friends by his sister's house. When we arrived, Fairy his sister, greeted us and I left him and went to help Fairy in the kitchen. She was preparing the food. I heard some laughing coming from the room above us and Fairy told me that the other guys had arrived already. We finished prepared the snacks and we both left to go upstairs to join the guys in the upstairs TV room. I was accustomed to this type of atmosphere because it was always two girls to about 7 guys. One would be my boyfriend and one was hers and the others were just friends. We like to hang with each other a lot. When we got upstairs I heard the sound of some heavy fucking and I realized that they were watching a porn movie. I joined my boyfriend on the bed and watched a woman took two dicks in her cunt at the same time. I silently said "wow" but not silently enough because my boyfriend leaned o

Bad Suprise
Well my dad who was supposed to be gone all week came home early today.. fuckin grand!!! Hes obviously drunk and probly stoned and i cant deal with his attitude. He aggrivates every little situation. We have this plugin thing for the internet and i moved them around so i could plug in my heating pad seeing as how i didnt wanna sleep alone because i was really sick. He has the nerve to bitch at me for moving the plugs around! WTF?! Is it really that hard to move them again??? GEEZ Totally ridiculous! Moms not happy and neither am i. We were both looking forward to a quiet weekend. We both have a lot of respect for each other and thats why we dont fight. Dad on the other hand just doesnt give a shit. I have a bad history with him as far as abuse and him just messing with my head basically. Im just waiting for the day where i can say 'fuck you' and never have him in my life again. Dont get me completly wrong i love my dad when hes sober but when hes like this hes a completly different per

Ugh!
Im highly annoyed. But we wont get into why. You know i still havent done laundry. Im lazy. =] Lol. I think since everything ELSE in the worlds gone wrong tonight that im going to just do some homework or sleep. Considering i cant really count on anyone. Reguardless of how much they say i can =] Im done. Blah im officially crabby. =/ Ive got some pics of gabby to post but i gotta find the digital camera cord cause she was playing with it. Im bout to slap kurtis in the face cause hes ANNOYING me like mad. Fucking idiot. =[ Oye. I really dont think its hard to get on my bad side anymore. I use to be the happiest person in the world, see then i let people walk all over and use me, and now im just extremely annoyed and PISSED. It sucks cause i dont think ive smiled once in the last 2 days. Heh. =] Bah. Im done bitching. Not like anyone pays attention anyway. Not unless its got something to do with sex, or nudity on here. So fuck it.

Wild Girls In House On The Hill
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Hello
hello all just wanted to let you know i have updated some new photos to my gallery and was wondering when you got some time you could plz take a look at them and maybe rate some of them and also make some comments on them.. thank you so much means alot to me and i will be sure to return the favour and also if you could rate my profile as well that would be so cool.. thanx again

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New
So what is this site? I was told to come check it out and it's kind of confusing...i guess myspace was confusing when I first got on there too and now i'm a myspace whore! So...Maybe i'll add more later...my puppy is eating my underwear!

Wild Dpp Dream At Beach
Wild DPP Dream at Beach by buffbody © I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of myself alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twen