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Neverlasting - Sentenced
Carpe diem... Seize the day before your life fades away. Reach for the skies - for the distant sun and keep on hiding from the gun. No! You need to sell your soul for it's great to lose control. Can't you feel that growing desire to go down with the blazing fire? You need to burn and reach to the point of no return. - Waste no time dreaming in vain! You and I aren't built to last - Go astray - the only way! You and I will make it fast - Burn the candle at both ends! Let's take a ride before we fall - Leave no room for happy endings! and make it right for once and for all. Something's twisted in your head for you live as you were dead. Therefore you must play with the gun and be sure to have your fun. Take my hand and I'll lead you astray for it's the only way. Let's give in to the growing desire and go down with the blazing fire. We need to burn and reach the point of no return. - Waste no time dreaming in vain! You and I aren't built to last.

Bored Or Lonely Cant Tell
you know i really havnt made any friends sence i moved to NC. i am a full time college student and have a full time job. so i dont get out much. i keep trying to meet people on this site but for the most part they dont respond to me. i have spent the the whole today on this site trying to find people around my age around here. sent a few friends request. and so far nothen. I AM SO FUCKING BORED

Please Feel Free To Celebrate.....
Its Mine And SpankyBooBooJr's Unbirthday On Aug. The 30th....So Please Feel Free To Celebrate With The Two Of us...We're WIcked Stoked....WE WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU!!! BYOB Bitches!! LOL Hit Us Up Good Cuz We're Ready!!!!! WOOT WOOT WOOOT!!!!!! How Was That For A Awsomely Awsome Invite/Notice

Lipstick
Leather and lace were just toys to her True authority was contained within lipstick It slid across her mouth in a long red streak Tattooing her mouth, her voice Voluminous colliding and gathering in a reflection Of pink and satin trimmed with sensual grace and white tassels I like to control She purred nightly in the other end of the phone Mouth intensified each emotion, her tongue curled around my throat The dial tone cluttered thoughts, and static served breathing room Under the guidance of a carefully placed vocabulary coated in red Tracing faint lines along the receiver, my skin Tingling bound to her voice, collapsed to knees I like to control She poised near the bed Veils before eyes she handed me restraint and told me to enjoy it Scrawled red writing on my stomach, domination Submission on my thigh, pleading only reaction Clicked tongue into little demands and sharp breaths Dialogue of actions abbreviated in a glance, stance I like to control Wat

Well I'm At It Again...........
Well once again I have entered another writing contest. Actually its with the same site that I had went and entered my story with before. But this time they are doing a "First Chapter Romance Competition"....something that will be in my genre. The prize of course is a contract with a well known publisher and $5000. I went and reentered the same story that I had entered before, which was great cause I didnt think I would be able to do it but they said I could. So just go down to the link and then you will go down the list to where it says "Best Friends" thats the name of my story (you will see my screenname under it) and just click on that title and you will go to my story. SO............. Just go to this link and vote......... Tell a friend............ Tell ya momma...... Hell tell sumbody,lol........... Just go on and vote and thanks in advance for your comments and votes Oh yeah.....if u have a problem with anything, let me know right away. http:

Ow..that Hurts
Why does it seem that I am so forgettable? What is it that I am doing that makes it easy for males to break my heart? Do I have an invisible target on my forehead saying something to the effect of... EASY TARGET: STRIKE HERE: with a pic of my heart? I swear.. if people are not able to keep promises..they really shouldnt be making them. Do people not see, that we as humans, take for granted that they are not going to lie to us, and make us feel bad? God, I wish I knew what I was doing to let people think its ok to use me as an emotional punching bag.?

Funny Jokes!!!!
1. Fertilization!! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" _________________________________________________ 2. Drunk Vocabulary! THINGS THAT ARE DIFFIC

Are U Seeking Love? Do U Desire To Feel Wanted?
Add Kingdom of Wolves or K.O.W. to your heading send a friend request after doing so if you care to be a Comment Bomber you will also have 100% backing in Contests that you might enter.I will then add u to reg.Family upon doing this I will return for your link for membership blog. an allow u to seach my pic's for your Wolf I have other animals as well for Morphs.Hope to see you. Thank You Blogs Kingdom of Wolves http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/79595/414503# Care to Show Some Love,See if you have what it takes to be a Bomber for The Kingdom of Wolves.Drop atleast 50-100 comments right now. Here is her Picture Link Click will take u right in.Ty. Didn't that Feel Awesome? The Unity + Loyalty of a Pack.A Devine Bombing Exsperiance,A little Something to take your Mind off all them Troubles,Worries that bother you on a Daily Basis.Join The Kingdom of Wolves for Great Friendships,a True Bonding with many Possible Friends just like you.Almost like a Support Group. A Pack

Congratulation,,,,you Won {{scammed Email Fake!!!}}
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Chocolate Better Then Sex
Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

A Joke
When a Man put his rod in his woman Anus, he pump soft and easy without even hard, But few moment later He couldn't get it out and his woman said " what wrong hon " He said " I am stuck inside your anus " His woman said " oh didn't u notice that I fart? " He said " WTF, Now I gotta go to hospital and get it cut off " His woman said " OMG, Why? " He said " Bec I been through this before, Fart made my Rod thicker and it get stuck inside for longer time until I have it out. But my rod never comes out so I have plastic surgery for it." His woman said " Oh that dont matter, I will always push it out. "

Whats On My Mind
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory of God within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others

Top Ten Signs
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair 10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

December Kisses
A very sexy lady has the profile name of December Kisses. Stop in and rate her for me please. Any way this is a Poetic poem of an idea for her and her profile. Where oh where are the kisses of my dreams. Is it time for one now. No they are all to be saved for december kisses. In the dark of teh night to the eve of dawns delight. Each and every kiss is special. Cool in the frost of the morning. To ardent delight in the comfort of nights love. Sodream a little dream of kisses in december to find the smiles of love and happiness. Now go throw a snowball at someone and make up with a kiss. Mwauh.

A 3-year-old Tells All From His Mother's Restroom Stall.
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. by Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to the last stall: "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet p

What I Thought Bout U
today you posed a question as to what i thought about u. picture if you will a garden of flowerz and as you walk amongst their beauty, it seemz as though each group is more splended than the last. picture one that really jumpz out at u. that one flower palez all you ever conceived of as breathtaking. as you continue to walk your mind returnz to that special one and it absolutely bringz a fulfillment to u that u find impossible to describe. i know if we would have walked 2gether through that garden and i was asked to name this beauty, it would have no other name but.............u know who u r! some people come in2 this world nothing and during their lifetime do the same. otherz like u come in2 this world and bring with them a-love and so much happiness that it makez those around them feel more important. i know you cant accept this, but those around u will accept it 4 u. as for me wordz spoken or written will never totally tell u the wonderment and love you have brought in

A Prayer Of Oneness
I release my isolation to the Stars Breathing in the Energy that connects all things Allowing my body to be caressed by Nature Filling my lungs with eternal Breath Filling my senses with the joy of Being Alive Filling my heart with gratitude for this Moment Finally allowing my Spirit to soar Free I am a creation of the Universe Eternal in my Essence In time . . . when my life wanes Returning my body to Star Dust Held in the body of the Great Goddess I will again be the Energy of Life

Prayer For Strength
Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart

How Sad
I think it absolutely sucks when friendships are ruined because of someone else's jealousy and some people just can't stand to see two friends be happy with each other. What sucks even more is that the battle becomes so bad that the 2 friends are so disgusted with the fighting that they both walk away never knowing how much the other person cares and is sorry. Sorry for babbling but I had to get this off my chest. How I hate stupid jealous people. Grrrr they make my blood boil. Get more at candycomments.com

Pictures On Here
I have done a mumm about this and got some great replies , Thanks to all that answered in a mature manner . When I joined I posted some pics ...... non I felt were offensive . None were changed to NSW until tonite , apparently I am offending others in my manner of posting pics. TBH its now beginning to get a little annoying so have decided to not post any further photos til the 'child like games " stop

Birthday Wishes
hey hey hey gang just wanted to thank all my friends on fubar that wished me a happy birthday and sent me gifts......... thank you gang Keep Rockin p.s. I am now on top of that big roller coaster looking down, just waiting for the ride to take me down that big ole hillllllllllll.

Sorry I Should Have Read This Frist!!!!!!
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 28,2007 Things could get pretty frustrating between you and someone close, so be careful not to unleash any more hostility than you really mean to! It's a good time to practice patience and let others lead the way. Funny how these things can be right everynow and again..

Headaches
Headaches A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone." â€œWell, that is wonderful" proclaims the husband. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and come

Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will a

Bathtub Test
Subject: The Bathtub Test >> >> >> The Bathtub Test >> >> >> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and >> this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a >> visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether >> or not a patient should be institutionalized. >> >> >> >> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a >> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to >> empty the bathtub." >> >> >> >> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the >> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." >> >> >> >> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you >> want a bed near the window?" >> >> >> >> DID YOU PASS THIS TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? >>

Placing Blame Rant
Why is it when a person can't be in a relationship they automatically blame the opposite sex? This question keeps hounding me everytime I see another mumm asking "where are all the decent men/women?" Why do I get the crappy ones? Wah wah wah... Well damn... Be a little more discriminating when you choose the first time around. In my eyes when something goes wrong in your relationship, step back and examine what it is that went wrong. Chances are- you had something to do with it as well. Step up to the plate and take responsibility for your own actions. Say, "I'm sorry too." "What can I do on my end to fix the problem?" "Let's work together." Am I the only female in fubar land- hell internet land wait- in the real world, that doesn't blame the entire male population for all my problems? I'm not better than anyone else. I want to be with someone. I just want someone who has the power of his convictions and will be my PARTNER. Oh- and maybe someone who can tie his own sho

Hit It Hard .................................please Repost
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend need help to become a Godfather there is 2 happy hours tonight and he have a little over 500,000 to go :P:P:P So please people come on,help out and show this great person some love:):):) have a marvelous evening and better hump day hugs and kisses WildCat .:Coolest Guy Ever™ (FUBARS FINEST™):.@ fubar

Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy ? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." ? "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated

If You Really Want To Make It...
If you really want to make it, then you have to start from scratch, ignoring little grievances that petty people hatch. You have to keep your temper, if you want to get ahead, how many times we've spoken words we never should have said. If you really want to make it, you must proceed with care, stumbling not along the paths where angels never dare. Keeping faith with precepts, far wiser than your own, building something lasting, though your name is never known. If you really want to make it, you'll have to learn to be as forgiving and as patient, as the Lord has been with thee. There is no man among us, so perfect he can claim immunity from error, and innocence from blame. You'll get no special privileges, whatever your degree, without a credit in the course of basic charity. However great your fortune, you cannot buy one day... So live your life remembering ...You are not here to stay!

Da Ex
ok my delima is my ex keeps on reminising on the past and keeps trying to flurt and saying how he still has feelings....Sheesh I left his sorry ass for a very good reason and being friends doesnt seem to be working...Im being polite and telling him hes over stepping my bounderies and its making me uncomfortable,but man he just dont get it, its been over and done with for 7 years, what does he think I am his personal doormat...just because he and I have 3 children together doesnt mean I have to keep in touch with him or contact him to let him know how the kids are, hell no he lost that right the day he decided to become violent...blllahhh just talking to him and thinking of him makes me sick..all the drama and violence he put me through and subjected our children through, Nope no more am I going to allow that bs in my life....Im so exhausted with dealing with idiotic men( no offence to all men)..I dont know what to do with him other then imagine clubbin him over the head lol...ex's can

The Weed
so i finally kicked the weed out. after he came home climb into my bed and told me he was married but wants to still live with me for two more weeks. He told me his wife was a better person then i will ever be after letting him move into my home with no job or prospects and taking care of him for months. I told him i willn not allow him to use me anymore and he said he never used me. im sorry but any man who moves in with a single mother pays no rent and expects her to pay his way is a user. after he left and i started packing his shit my friends and family those who could get there were all there because they know that me being the person i am would have let him stay those two weeks because he told me he had no place to go. sad isn't that id fall for something like that and did over and over again from this man alone. he had the nerve to tell me im being over dramatic and a bitch but i don't touch married me the ones who are married and look for women to be with while they are marrie

Sad
im sad no body wants to talk to me i don't know why i didn't do anything wrong my shoutbox is open and still nobody wantsto talk im on yahoo you can add me but never mind you guys don't care good night im thinking of deleting my account

Charlotte And The Natural Bridge
Sunday we ended up going to Charlotte to check out some of the museums and all. We didn't leave the house until almost 3. The museum’s closed at 5 so yeah.. right on schedule. lol. Ended up going to a Craft’s type of museum, walking around a bit, driving by the old Victorian houses and then down by a lake to finish of the evening. All in all it was quite nice. One funny thing, there was a street preacher hanging out on a corner, playing some gospel music over a little load speaker. This nice looking girl walked by and yeep, dude had to check out her ass. I thought that was funny as hell since he was there to convert others yet he’s obviously drawn by the pleasures of the flesh. Silly me, finding such things in a “man of god”. Hahahah. Oh well. Sue me. Drive home went OK, we stopped by the Natural Bridge in VA. That was an awesome sight to see and I highly recommend it to anyone who goes by the area. I’m at my brother’s for the next couple of days, getting to spend time with m

Place Rate My Friend
The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate me...you have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me!

Philosophical Ramblings And Sage Like Wisdom....
Ok, so I've seen my share of idiotic shit posted on websites. However today someone posted this bulletin on myspace....why it was even re-posted is astonishing, the bigger question is who took the time to write this shit? I mean honestly the whole "a dead clown will appear by your bed and kill you if you don't post this" is now old...so what do these people do like have a contest on who can top each other with chain letters? So anyway here is this bulletin, which I just had to share since I laughed... WHY GUYS CRY: 1. Girls screw them over... 2. They just got hit in the balls... 3. They're about to die... 4. Their heart is broken.. 5. Because they are true men. GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl... hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that

Why We Want To Fall In Love....
I found this floating around and thought I would share it, There's a lot of truth in it. We all want to fall in love. Why? Because the experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives.

Relationship.. I Ripped This From Someone On Here It
This shit really hit home for me.. Got this from someone else on here RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't

Wanna Meet Me?
Well you could if I can get the money for a plane ticket! I SOOOOO bad want to go to Phoenix for Faith's Bday party. I can't afford it as of yet, but I'm working hard to try to make up some money so I can get a ticket. Tickets are 380 from Baltimore right now to Phoenix. I am thinking of maybe running a few auctions on ebanned or something to raise money. Any of you got any ideas? I really want to come out and meet everyone and celebrate Faith's bday. For those of you that don't know what's going on...here's where you can read more... http://www.faith69.com/faithbash.html Members and fans will be able to attend. All info is at bottom of page on the link above. Please help me with ideas b/c I'm really raelly wanting to go! XOXO Aimeelynn Here's more details if you don't want to go to the link and read about it. We will be raising money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation again this year and will have more info on this soon! Most likely we’ll sell raffle

Things I've Learned This Summer.
never trust anyone from MA, especially the males. six flags is lame & so isn't fenway. wear your guts on your sleeve & your heart in a tin box locked up in your glove compartment. the one beer rule at venues is rediculous. coffee is my saviour. staying up until 6 a.m. to go to work at 9 a.m is always worth it in the end, no matter how much of a bitch you are & how tired you may be. people are liars, two-faced, & all around selfish, deal with it, & move on. never try to help anyone at a social distortion concert who has lost their glasses, you end up on the other side of the rail, flip-flopless & in tears. florida is hot & the boys even hotter. ♥. weddings are alright when you don't know anyone, you just need to have a few drinks, losen up & dance the night away. i don't need to go out every thursday, friday, or saturday. bike week is NOT ok when you don't have a front lisence plate. my truck is actually a pretty comfortable place to spend a fe

I"m Tired Of People Coming On To My Page And Starting Crap
I"M tired of people coming on to my page and starting crap you know who you are so go ******** yourself for all i care I"M not here for crap or *** or 2 start both alright so if your a type who wants that go look somewhere else

For My "so Called" Family And Friends
I am done. Everytime ANYONE has asked me to do something for them or vote for them I have. Twice in the past 5 days I have asked for you to come in for even 5 min to support my son DJing in the room and ONE person did. Thank you to them. My son was only out here for 2 more days and then I have no idea when I will see him again. I may not even come back to this freaking site anymore at all. I obviously have not made friends here so what is the point. I know this will go ignored or whatever. I don't really care anymore. Thank you all so much for taking time - five freaking minutes to stop by.

Our Trip To Charleston
Hello all my friends.We had a great time on our trip,it was a blast.We got into Charleston around 5pm sunday and ending up getting a hotel in Mt. Pleasant where hotels werent $100+ dollars,even though I bet they were nice and all,I didnt want to blow half our money on a hotel, when we got a nice hotel for a decent price.Time we found a good hotel and grabbed a bite to eat it was getting to dark to do alot of sightseeing that night,we did find some nice graveyards though and decided to take pics on monday.Did some sightseeing of downtown charelston though that night.Monday came and I only got like 5hours of sleep but I was to excited to worry about being tired lol.So we left the hotel about 10am and then decided to go check out the Boone Hall Plantation,it was beautiful, got some pictures of that and then grabbed some lunch, also went around to a few graveyards and took some pics there as well.The only thing that was annoying about Charleston that you had to pay for almost every parking

Real Funny Story.. Muahahahah
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off

Just Killing Time!!!!
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? Harry 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? yeah, for some reason I do 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? no question about it!!!!!!! 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? yep!! 5. Do you play Sudoku? when it's slow at work 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Yep!! 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would save? my dog!! 19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Hmmm let's leave it as someone I love, no name but you know who you are!!!! 20. Who do you text the most day to day? hmmm have to say Alonso, Kraig or Mitch depends on the day, LOL 21. Who last said they loved you? no fare!!! my dad, LOL 22. What color are your eyes? Brown 23. How tall are you? 5'8" 25. Do you like your parents? Yep 26. Do you secretly like someone yeah, but it's not really a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Only........
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a

Guns And Such
"Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces." -Joseph T. Chew Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of a free man from a slave. -Andrew Fletcher, 1698 "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert A. Heinlein, "The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'" -Ken Konecki, July 27, 1992 (please note the satire the author intended in this quote...J.P.) "Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." Latin: "A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand." -Seneca (Seneca the Elder),

Seeking Sex For A Relationship....
or just a relationship for sex???? Believe it or not there truly is a difference. Many folks seem to be on the internet sites for the casual sex thing...even outside the marriage relationship. I know, I know... there are exceptions for going outside of the marriage relationship and that is fine for those situations. I am not judging anyone for that one way or another so please don't barrage me with your reasons to do so. My thing is though that I want a relationship with someone who truly enjoys sex...and not just an ongoing relationship where life is merely centered around the sex. Apparently, I am not too bad in the sex category (even with all my imperfections) or I wouldn't have men that would want to make a sexual thing a regular event; however, sometimes, I just want to know where are the relationships where a true courtship is held??? The other night, a man, IMs me and states, "Would you like to go to dinner with me." My response included a reply of "It is a littl

Piece Of Paper
why do actions speak clearer than words? is it because they hurt more too. A friendship once was so good, has now been flushed down the drain; and what was it for? what is anything for that can tear a friendship in half? The way our friendship was torn came as easy to you as it is tearing a thin piece of paper. You didn't give any heed to how that action effects me. What you don't realize is when you took our friendship and tore apart , along with the friendship, you also were tearing my heart.

Bottomless Pit
My heart plummets to endless misery. It plummets, down, down, down it goes. It surpasses the place of hell, and keeps on going It heads down a bottomless pit, spinning in every direction with out a clue where to go. Its surrounded by pitch black, darker then the end of day. The darkness and sorrow blankets my heart in misery, and suffocates it beyond control. My heart is now completely empty, and completely lost of soul. The saddest thing of all is there is no one there who will console

Twisted
I am depressed for no reason at all I am depressed for everything in the world Everything and nothing but not something Everything in my life conflicts with one another Everything is in complete chaos My mind spins in every which direction with no where to go at all Nothing is wrong Nothing is bothering me There is no cause for the chaos Everything is complete chaos, and yet nothing is the cause My life is twisted like a pretzel It is twisted into huge knots never to be untied Everything is tangled and nothing twisted it It consists of everything and nothing, but not something

Crash
My heart frowns My heart sways My heart cries My heart plummets down, down. My heart doesn't know the meaning of happiness. My heart only knows the meaning of pure misery. You may wonder what ails my heart The only answer to that can never be reveled. If anyone knew the pain that surrounds my heart That person may just want to cry, for they would know that the pain is one that can never be healed. The pain is so beyond comprehension The pain is so strong that it will never yield. My heart has become like a plane that has lost all of it's engines The only fate for it to undergo, is to plummet and end in a huge crash Everyone on the flight screams for fear, but their destiny is one that will just end in explosion, no matter the panic they put up. Just like that flight, that's how my heart feels. It screams to be saved, but no savior will save it. Its only destiny is to crash and burn.

Pissed Off
So back on the 8th of August my bike was rearended by an idiot at Sturgis that was not paying attention to what the fuck he was doing. It has been over three weeks and trying to get them to pay for it is like pulling teeth. They say that the money will be wired to me tomorrow, but I am not holding my breath. I have a shit load of parts ordered and need to get this thing back together, I have a bike ride for "Bikers for Babies" in two weeks. I am very frustrated.

Goodbye
It's too hard to say goodbye Farewell, see ya later and all the rest are fine But goodbye is for good, and not temporary Because goodbyes last for ever, until we die Goodbye means we will never see each other again Goodbye means that it is truely the end Goodbye hurts so much to say Because goodbye means that we have to part Everything else is easier to say but not goodbyes, they are never okay When we finally have to say goodbye we will miss each other, And we will never be together again except deep in our heart

Friends Are Awesum
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to having Family and Friends like you! OXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOOXOOXOXOX

If I Call You Friend
If I call you Friend If I call you friend, You will always share a piece of my heart. I will always pride myself, To always be true to you. As much as I need friends, So must you. I will also share a place in your heart, To be there whenever you need me. I may not be there in flesh, But I will always be there in spirit. I will cope with your moods, And try to understand your needs. When you are angry, I will laugh with you. As sadness overwhelms you, We will cry together. If you feel down and kicked, I will pick you up and brush away your doubts. When you think you can't continue, I will remind you that you can. As you become discouraged, I will boost your ego high. At times when you wish to talk, my attention will be all yours. Being a friend I don't take lightly, It's my desire, never a chore. At times when you must mourn

Kiss
The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a private message saying "Yep, I'd kiss you. SCARED? YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! And see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to kiss you so... Repost this as:Kiss

Attractive Test
Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf or bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Have Sex ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ]

Online Dating
I don't want to write a mumm, but I do like feedback. Because learning helps me with things, and brings it into focus for me. I am on two dating websites. And like here have met a couple of nice ladies. Some have my number and some I wish did and lived closer. Is it ok, or am I just selling myself out. I am not looking for a booty call. Just friends to start with, dinner or lunch. Something to just meet people. In fact someone messaged me today seeing what I was doing over the weekend. Well, I told them that I was meeting someone, which fell through. But, I am not here for her to take up my time. I want to be friends but I still have my life to lead also. So any feedback I would be very grateful.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Just Something That I Wrote.
As the day fades in to the night, I can feel the animal in me awaken. True I was young,when thinking of the ones before me. In our bloodline, no 18year old had ever gain the sight that I had. Child of my age may have the power to shift in two shape of our bloodline. As well as the sight of one of the 3 eyes. But to have a child of 18 ,to have power over all three was only heard of every 500 years. Most of the time it was a male child. So it was nerve racking for the others to see me. Before long I was cast out of the everyday group. No one wanted to talk to the freak of the town. Before long my own family did the same. So here in the spring moon of my 20th year I was out on my own. As I walked down the silver paths outside my home town , I wondered where would they lead me. That was what sucked about the power of all 3 sights, they only came to you when they wanted to, you couldn't force them to happen.

My Feelings Right Now
Hey Everybody even though my online status says sick i am physically fine nothing's wrong with me just feeling down in the dumps and sad and feeling blue and depressed because soon my bestest friend on Lost Cherry,Cherry Tap,Fubar ~NiCcKiE ~ Princess' Mistress and she makes me so happy and makes me smile every time she's on this site now she's leaving in a month and i feel like my heart has been ripped out but the down side is i wish that fubar had a sad online status but how i feel about her is i would trust her with my life and i would defend her honor in anyway and because she's going from this site i am feel like i am losing my best friend for a 2nd time in a space of 2 years and Nicckie made me feel so safe everytime i talked to her on this site my i am going to miss my wonderful amazing beautiful stunning sexy goregous pretty cool and hott friend Nicckie and i am uncertain how i will cope without her on this site because not only do i have her in my friends list i have her in

Drained From The Battle Of A Life Time
Once upon a time ago, I was told by one of the few remaining true Druids (you know who you are) in our happy little world that I would come into great power. However, it wouldn't happen until I needed it. Well, tonight was that time. Our son, Jackson, woke around midnight, screaming as if he had seen the most horiffying thing ever dreamed in the darkest dreams of the most twisted minds. When April went to retrieve him and comfort him, she, too, felt the same terror he did. She immediately left the room and called on me. I quickly armed myself with what little I had, entered the room, and shut the door behind me. Immediately, every hair on my body stood on end. I could not just see the darkness in the room, the shadows, the almost hidden places, but I could also feel it. Trying to reach inside me. Trying to touch my thoughts, to twist them and turn them against me. So, without a moment's hesitation, I began casting a circle about me. With that done, I began to battle this.... thing. Thi

Why?
The Darwin Awards have shown us the length to which some people will go to help humanity by removing the STUPID gene from the gene pool, and not allowing it to procreate. But what about those people with this gene that refuse to darwin themselves in the name of a better world? This is dedicated to those people, who through their own stupidity, show us that natural selection doesn't always work. These fools just keep on going and going and going... These are my ramblings and If they offend.. tough. To quote George Carlin..." I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" What you find here is going to be some of the psychotic episodes. Hope you like them...

And Lust Is Wedded To Woe...
Actions that wreak of disregard and self-satisfaction yield a blindness. You see nothing. Elated in a phantom court and donning a crown of royalty, you think yourself an object of abject desire. All must grovel, bow, and hunger at your likeness for these mortals must either lust and harken after you or remain caught in the pangs and throes of evny, jealousy, and resentment. And from what spring hath the proclamations of immodest and haughty hubris sprung? Those whom would lust after you boast only of ignorance and desperation. In truth, in eternity, and in all ways, you disgust me. Your lies spew forth as water from the falls. You know not loyalty, nor honor, nor candor. Remarkable as it may be, self-loathing is here even obscured. Upon you I would not waste my spit and as concious now dictates you are unworthy of even my resentment. - Mordrid 8/30/07

Simple As This !!!!!!
well it seems to me that there are some real idiots on my friends list. Sorry to hear that and sorry to say that. From now on...I will not be answering shout boxes accept from the people who I have talked to already and I know aren't being rude in any kind of way. I'm not here to call anyone I don't know so don't ask ! I'm not here to cam with ANYONE so don't ask !I'm not here to hear your problems....I'm not Dear Abby ! I'm so not trying to be rude here but I don't have the time to be talking to everyone at once. When I don't reply people get upset? I really don't want to have to turn my shoutbox completely off so if you have read this and understand where I am coming from great. If you don't then too bad for you. Oh and by the way... DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YOU TO MY MSN OR YAHOO !!!!! If you want to call me a stuck up bitch like I was called tonight simply cause I don't want to talk to you in my shout box...then I highly suggest you take me off your list. I f you ha

A Lot Going On..
HAVE A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW SO IF I AM NOT HERE MUCH YOU WILL KNOW WHY.. MY SISTER JEANIE.. SHES YOUNGER THAN ME AND USED TO BE SO ACTIVE.. AND ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO.. OR MORE SHE HURT HER BACK AT WORK.. (COOKING.. )AND NEVER BEEN THE SAME.. SHE HAS HAD A LOT OF OPERATIONS.. NONE WORKED AND JUST MADE HER WORSE.. AND SHE HAS BEEN ON VERY STRONG MEDS.. WELL NOT LONG AGO HER BOY FRIEND LEFT HER AND SO SHE HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET AND GET HER MEDS WHICH HAVENT COME AND NOW SHES GOING THRU SO MUCH PAIN AND WITHDRAWS TOO WHICH BOTH TOGETHER ISNT GOOD..AND THEN TO COME TO FIND OUT SHE MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO COMMITE SUICIDE.. MY COUSIN CALLED THE POLICE AND NOW SHES IN THE HOSPITAL.. WILL KNOW MORE LATER TODAY.. PLEASE PRY FOR HER.. I AM SO WORRIED..

How Sex Got Started
...a laugh leads to a tickle ...a tickle leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost this as How Sex got started

Lawsuits...
Good Morning. Following directions…who does that now days? I have to laugh at the number of times I attempted and succeeded to put something together without the use of directions, and then find an added piece that was to be installed…hmmm bad me.. But how about these two goobers who decided that a lawsuit was in order. Amy Mueller filed a lawsuit recently against Samy's Bar and Grill in Joliet, Ill., after she willingly tried to climb onto the bar to dance in May 2006 but fell and broke her ankle. Samy's should have had a "ladder" or other climbing aid, said Mueller's lawyer. [Chicago Tribune, 7-23-07] Well I can see the line forming now at other establishments of this type just to collect on way-word jury verdicts. Here is another. Now this one…I some what can side with the family if indeed they made sure to the establishment their wishes…But who doesn’t check the order to make sure the order is to your liking? Here is the story: Jeromy Jackson and his family filed a $10 million law

Humor
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered

Coming Up On Cry Freedom
Good morning friends. Coming up next week on Cry Freedom, a production of The Free World Radio Network (http://www.freeworldradionetwork.net), I'll be engaging in part 2 of It's all about Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo. The Man, The Memory, The Dementia. You can tune in next week on Tuesday at 7PM Central Time. Just head to www.freeworldradionetwork.net, go to programs and click on Cry Freedom. Don't forget to check out our other programs as well and why not join us for The Free World Pub on Saturday Mornings at 11AM EST. All this and more brought to you by the Crazy folks at The Free World Radio Network.

If You Like To Play Games...make Money Doing It
I have earned $12.00+ on this ladder system type of game. The concept is neat and you can get free "boosters" anyway as you go. It really is a blast to get on and see what can happen as you work up the ladder. I only stop in once in a while, but I have worked up pretty far... Moola.com

Memories
Walking Through The Fields Of Memory Watching Them Fall Like Flakes Of Snow To The Earth - Wondering About Yesterday Not Considering Tomarrow - Then Your Voice I Heard Calling To Me So Softly - Like An Angels Love Or A Demons Con - Words Of Love Those Are What You Speak - Remembering When You Would'nt Look My Way Now You Look Through Me - The Memory Fades You're Standing In Front Of Me - Reaching Out To You My Arms Wrap Around You - Now You're Heart's Mine Now We've Got Nothing But Time - Watching The Memories Fall From The Heavens Like Snow Flakes To The Earth - They Gently Melt Away On The Soft Earth Making Sure That New Roots Get Fed - They Will Grow Strong With Time WithStand Any Forces That Come Their Way - Just Like .. You and I ~All Sad or Happy Memories Make Us Who We Are~ ~They Make Us Strong~ ~So We Too Can Take Any Storm Head On~ ~With All Good Or Bad Things That Happen, All They Do Is Make Us Stronger~ ~No Matter What~ ~Some

29 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, August 29: Take active pleasure in the little things now, as life in general could be a little disorderly. If you're thinking about a new romantic endeavor, be aware of the possibility of some confusion!

Folkish
Folkish What does Folkish mean? by Raudskeggr-AOR - OR Briefing 199 In the recent past, several discussions have arisen about the term Folkish. In its simplest terms, Folkish means one thing: an unbending will and dedication to one's Folk. An unbending will and dedication means that the Folk come first, above all else. Our forbears lived a challenging life in the wilds of Northern Europe and Scandinavia. They relied on their own skills as individuals to establish the family. Families worked closely together to establish the clan. Clans worked closely together to establish the tribe. Tribes worked closely together to establish a Nation. That Nation, the Aryan people of Scandinavia and Northern Europe, is our Folk. As an Odinist, one must overcome the barricades life presents and strive for the good in all things. The drive for such an ambition is the unbending will and dedication that countless generations of our ancestors established, promoted, and gifted to us in our sacred

Kiss
Sliding under the covers, A slow fingertip stroke. She wakes to my kiss. A kiss that travels her cream skin. Seeking, Exploring. Emploring her responses. Her eyes find mine drinking her. Her love blossoms. Her heart flutters....... In anticipation. As my tongue taste, Her smooth sweet vulva. She shudders. Opens to me, A sunflower in full bloom. Begging her Daddy. Giving all to me, As I feed upon her deep, Soul orgasm. She is gone in the moment. Afloat in my dream world. Only her Daddy could bring her to. Her love has no bottom. Her trust has no end. Her years have no meaning, When I love her. She becomes all .... Lil girl, Women. Wife. But I......... Will always be Daddy. No one could love her more. As it should be As it is.

Let Me Out To Kill(poetry)
Surrounded By four cushioned walls. What is this place? Why am I here? There is so much Pressure on my chest, I can’t move my arms, All I can do is Sit here rocking, Back and forth Listening to the voices. Can you hear them? Or is it just me? They are telling me To kill, stab and Rip you open! But alas I am bound by this, This white jacket, And by the Four cushioned walls. And again I hear them, The voices shouting “kill it, rip it open Feel its warm blood Dripping, dripping Down your arm!” I want to obey the voices But my body is bound Wrapped around myself. Get this thing off And let me out, Let me quench my thirst To KILL.

A Dream Worth Dreaming...
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me t

In Your Honor ~
In Your Honor ~ Thanks Kimmy † ~KiMmY~ † Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreams—your lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upo

Foreign People Working Calls
Wow, I just finished a call from a recruiter wanting me for a contract in DC. Two problems jumped up quickly, I couldn't understand him and he felt I owed something to him because he called me. I have stopped initiating contact with his company earlier this year for this same reason. I can't understand any of their recruiters, so why do they continue to put these people on their telephones? Dial "1" for english ticks me off, not talking good english when you want to talk to me makes me stop talking.

Fly The Flag Campaign 9-11-07..
thanks "watching over them" FLY OUR FLAG 9/11 ~ FOR THOSE THAT DON'T EVERYDAY Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward/repost this immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it or repost it. We have a little more than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in America

What If
What if you were minding your own business and someone walked up to you and sucker punched you? Would you feel that the authorities would help and at least arrest this person...............kind of makes you wonder because No he was not arrested and it was thrown out by the DA's office, Now why is that? Is it because 2 of the officers on the case are retiring? the DA is retiring..........or my local police dept cannot comprehend the severity of the situation. Or just don't give a Damn about the little people in the world. They want the big hauls DRUGS, MURDERS, SEX CRIMES, AND BANK ROBBERIES. Well I have my release now...........Let me know what you think.

8/29/07 My Scope
You can be pretty easygoing, but today sees you nearing your limits. Don't be too surprised if you snap at someone who's telling you some bad news. Things should pick up for you in the very near future. Yeah i'm a lil edgey today... I hate this mood.... help make me laugh

I Want To Know You
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you

Irony
On my worst fucking day ever,during the darkest of times, here I sit in a daze,a stupor,fucking DEVASTATED,when I'm here as low as I've possibly ever sunk since I can possibly remember....it appears on this day of ALL fucking days,THIS DAY...TODAY irony chooses to rear it's fucking head to show me even that irony is not without a sense of fucking humor. Here is my fucking horoscope and much like life right now...IT FUCKING BLOWS!!! READ IT!!! Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective. And don't anyone ask me why does my day sucks,what does the horoscope or my blog mean,what happened,I'm sorry,Awwww or ANYTHING!!! NOTHING!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!! JUST.....LEAVE ME ALONE!! There's only one person on this ENTIRE planet that I feel like talking to right now,only ONE person in this universe that can mak

Emotions...??
The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most... It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you now they're lying or act like you are too dull to even know the difference... keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you...because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot...

The Half Of You
Until you find the person who completes you... you would never know that all along... You are only half of whatever you were meant to be.. Find someone who completes you... Your other half, your better half... Someone whom you can't live without... And when you find that someone... Don't let go... Never take that someone for granted, For when you lose that person, It will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were... _dYaNiKa_

Just A Nudge- Do Not Forget!
Just to many people take for granted the freedom that they are given, It is not free by no means, It has not been in the past, not in the present, nor will it be in the future. Let them know that you support them. They give their lives away from their loved ones not knowing that in some instances it was a final good bye, support their families in their time of need, just be a friend.... This is also for all the Vets who have fought so bravely for our country. Let them know they are in our hearts. Maria aka ANGELFACE

Hump Day Is Finally Here....hi Fu's!
I have a bit of time to drop in and say "HI", to all you Fu Friends, before taking off for work in a little less than an hour. Sorry, I didn't make it in yesterday to say Hello....it has sure been a CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY WEEK, and I am reaaaaaaally glad that today is hump day!!! Maybe now the rest of the week will all be down hill, and a little smoother sailin'! The whole week started out crazy for me, when I showed up at work on Monday, an hour early. I looked at the wrong week on the schedule. So, after working for about 30 mins., had to clock off, and come back at 11. I know...doesn't make any sense, but it's work...what can I say! lol And one of the girls I work with has been moved up to a shift manager...so she was SURE feelin' her oats, and I'm sure that's going to continue for ahwile. lol unfortunately. We also have a new store manager, and I was lucky enough that I got to work with her instead yesterday, and also today. I got a call Monday night from m

Show Some Luv
Ever Have Special Friends That Are There For You In Every Way They Can Be? I found those kind of friends here on FUBAR please show them some love. I want to thank them all for all the support they have given me and my friends. Love the rates and the IDs, all the special gifts. You guys are the best!! Love you all!! The Wolfman~Club F.A.R~ @ fubar NY Yank @ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥ @ fubar † KDM † @ fubar T @ fubar You All Are The Best!!!

As I Imagined.......
Well, as I imagined, the phone calls from my family started yesterday afternoon. It's amazing how, suddenly, I am the one person that was in the wrong because I stepped in when I saw a child being mistreated. It would be a lie if I sat here and told you that some of the things that I was told yesterday didn't hurt. But hey, I've been hurt before and somehow, someway, I've always bounced back. Sometimes it's the hits and the bruises that makes us stronger in the end. I will admit that due to this and a couple of other things going on in my life, my cement wall around my heart is being reconstructed. There are times I wish I had never let it down, but there are times in life that you come to trust people and before you realize it, they've slowly taken the wall down. Now I'm working on rebuilding it. Anyway, just another ramble of a day in my flip flops.

Hopeful
well i went to this school UEI to find out about pharm tech. and luckyly being nervous on the interview maybe me fu*k up what i thought pharm tech was and they reopend my eyes to the fact that i should go to massege therapy so hopefully i get the money through grants and loans and such that i need to get to because i was in it once before and would reall like to go back and finish it. things still feel hopeles and this cliff being far away is driving me nuts i hate not being able to see him and then when he dont return a call drives me more bonkers...i just get werid like that .... its not him its me being a loser.....

Nickyology
A - AVAILABLE: Well that is yet to be decided! B - BIRTHDAY: May 14th, 1981 C - CRUSHING: Not really! D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Pepsi E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My mom & Sabra F - FAVORITE BANDS: The Donnas, SevenD2, The Fray...To many to name really G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gunny Worms H - HOMETOWN: Quincy, Illinois/New Braunfels, Texas I - INSTRUMENT: I dont play one but I LOVE the guitar... J - JUGGLE: NO. K - KILLED SOMEONE: What?! This is a really weird and disturbing question....no I havent L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: to Las Vegas then California M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Strawberry N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: A brother, a half brother and 3 half sisters! O - ONE WISH: 1,000,000.00 P- PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Warren J Q- QUICKIE?: yeah....good times good times R - REASON TO SMILE: TGIF S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: The Fray-Over my Head T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 10:00am U - UNDERWEAR: Pink Hipsters V - VEGETABLE(S) YOU HATE

Bet You Don't Know Me?
1. Would you get back with your ex if you could? HELL NO!!! 2. What king of shirt are you wearing? Quincy University Hawks T-Shirt 3. Have you ever made out with anyone on your friends list? Umm....Yeah 4. Do you have "a thing" for anyone on your top 8 Yeah # 1.......Why else would he be number 1? 5. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life? 70/124 6. Do you usually hold grudges? Oh I can! 7. How many kids do you want to have? I have one and that is the only one I want! 8. Do you have a good relationship with both of your parents? Yeah.....They ROCK! 9. Do you make over 40k a year? Depends on the year? 10. Name one song you can relate to right now? Joan Jett.....Bad Reputation......But I really don't care what people think if you don't like me you don't have to talk to me. Cause sometimes the truth hurts and I tell it like it is.

Is He For Real????????
RENO, Nev., Aug. 28 — President Bush told a receptive audience of veterans on Tuesday that an American withdrawal from Iraq would unsettle the entire Middle East, create a haven for Al Qaeda and embolden a belligerent Iran. He said Tehran’s nuclear programs threatened to put “a region already known for instability and violence under the shadow of a nuclear holocaust.” Skip to next paragraph The Reach of War Go to Complete Coverage » Speaking here before the American Legion’s annual convention, Mr. Bush said competing brands of Islamic extremism — the Sunni model exemplified by Al Qaeda and a Shiite version that he said was abetted by Iran — were vying for dominance in Iraq. That, he said, made it imperative for the United States not to fail in establishing a pro-American government there. “I want our citizens to consider what would happen if these forces of radicalism are allowed to drive us out of the Middle East,” he said in a speech interrupted several times by applause

Just Quit Smoking
I had my list cigarette at 11:20am. I tried the Snus Original flavor yesterday twice. The first time was fine. The flavor was gross sometimes but no biggie. Just makes me want to quit tobacco products completely!! The second time was HORRIFIC! I was laying on my back w/ my head propped up on the couch watching tv. Um. Don't do that w/ Snus in your lip. The concentrated spit constantly drains down your throat making you gag!!! Constantly drinking water or Diet Coke DOES NOT HELP! I figured out why I was gagging pretty damn quickly and spit it out and rinsed my mouth out. I was then fine. I decided to give up for the day (as I still had cigs left) and tomorrow go find the Frost version (menthol). As I originally wanted that one but the one place I went didn't have it so I opted to get the "original"... Today I set out to find the kind of snuff that comes in "tablets". They are tic-tac-like. Tiny white tablets. No spitting required. No tobacco pieces, nothing. Just white ta

The Aging Explorer...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"

Falling Down Drunk!
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Missing Kenny
my friend kenny died on august 4th he was found dead in his room, he was only 36 still not sure how he died exactly have an idea and its so hard to understand why. he was such a great guy who would give his shirt off is back for a friend. miss you so much kenny. i'm so sorry wasn't able to see you more before you left us. you will always be remembered.

Kassidy In Rate Contest
Please help my friend Kassidy. She is in a picture rating contest and she has asked for my help. It is only for rates, so no comments are necessary. This will only take a couple seconds to do for her. Thanks a bunch! Here is the link: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=253739&i=1881078726

Sapphire
The sapphire is the crystal of faith, peace, and good fortune. Consequently, dreams of the sapphire relate to receiving or discovering these attributes in your own life. Whether you find the crystals or are given them by another character in the dream is crucial to determining what the dream may mean. If you find the sapphires on your own, you are probably needing to plumb the depths of your soul to find the peace or spiritual insights lacking in your life. If they are given to you by another, it is a sign that some spiritual mentoring, guidance, or direction is needed in your life.

Everything Happens For A Reason...
People come into our life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When we know which one it is, we will know what to do for that person. When someone is in our life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need we have expressed. They have come to assist us through a difficulty, to provide us with guidance and support, to aid us physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason we need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on our part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force us to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into our life for a SEASON, because our turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring us an experience of pea

A Sad Day In Nyc R.i.p My Friend
Below is the official statement form the Kristal family. They asked me not to post this until today to give time to notify his family before making any public announcement. It is with deep sadness and regret that we inform you of the death of Hilly Kristal, who died on Tuesday, August 28, 2007, from complications from Lung Cancer. Kristal, 75, founded the legendary rock club CBGB and ran the club for 33 years. A singer and songwriter himself, Kristal opened the club to showcase "Country Bluegrass and Blues"; instead the club became a breeding ground for Punk rock. Among the many acts that called CBGB home were Blondie, the Talking Heads, Television, Living Color, Patti Smith and the Ramones. The club closed in October 2006, but CBGB continues, with a retail store in New York City and worldwide merchandise sales; in addition, there currently are plans to open new CBGB clubs in several locations. Kristal is survived by his daughter, Lisa Kristal Burgman, son, Mark Dana Kristal, son

More Questioins???
Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over

Rip Our 3 Lil Ones.
Hola Fubar Viewers, Chad and I lost our triplets. but we are currently pregnant again. its a long story, and We are happy we are having another baby together. I cant wait. i am hoping for a son. if its a boy its gonna be Aiden Mikeal Lovato, and if its a girl i aint sure yet. but cant wait. no matter what it comes out to be i will love it. and i am hoping and praying we have a healthy baby. FOR ALL YOU WHORES who are pist we are having a baby kiss my ass. it aint my fault you never got his baby. I love you chad, more than anything. Love Gretchen.

Signing Guestbook Please
I'm hoping most of you will read this cause I would like all that are on my friends list to sign my guestbook that is on my profile under 'Interests' so that I can see where everyone is at compared to me. Thank You and please sign.

Dream Deferred
Dream Deferred ...And so I sit here, emotionally emotionless after the obscuring grey cloud shaded the entrance of this daunting dream... The blue begins to fade the aqua beneath, knowing what is to come I clutch your hand and grit my teeth. The hot pink ringing in my ear disturbs the surface calm of the pigment covered face. That surface calm covers the turmoil within, Stirring, bubbling like carbonation, jostling up memories of better times, better places, When we didn't have to hide the frown beneath smiling faces. And though my heart is opaque, it is partially obscured by my sleeve. The buzz signals our entrance and all that I can do is breathe. The glistening green stone casts light and color through the pigment as she speaks, set upon her nose, quiet and meek. I search for words that will not come, from a voice no longer heard. The crimson threshold we have crossed through salty tears has blurred. An echoing of silence, illustrates this dream deferred. The colorless form,

My Own Demise
Cramps, headaches, nightmares,and Screams haunt me when I sleep! That is why I prefer to be awake and aware. She gets all my worries, but I keep all my doubts. I give her my love, but I keep all my hate. Split down the middle is where I am at. She gets my all my good and light. I keep my bad and my darkness. My sarcasm has become hostile, meant to lash out in pain. Sorrow is what I offer to you, for right now thats all I know. Suffering with my wounds, and hate being in my own skin. SCARS from so many years ago that I continue to carry as a burden ! Willing to make a change , but why should I! For all I have ever had was nothingness and pain. Begging on my knees for an end to my misery. I cant end it myself, for I am a heartless coward. If there is a GOD above , why cant he hear me? PRAY FOR DEATH !!!

Survey
What would you do if?The President of the United States called you:tell him the fuck off!You won the lottery:Scream and go shopping!You got invited to be on a reality TV show:Get my nails and hair did! lolYou caught a friend stealing from you:cut the bitch offYou witnessed a murder:Shhhhhhh! WHAT MURDERA random stranger offered you candy:say thanx and eat itMySpace and Facebook closed:Owell got FUBAR!!!!!A genie granted you one wish:I would wish to be RICHYou lost your favorite possession:Try to buy a new oneYou found 10 dollars on the ground:pick that shit upYour date throws up on you:throw up on himSomeone cut off a chunk of your hair:pull out that persons hair strand by strandYour favorite celebrity comes to visit you:OMFG! JT!!!!!!!!!You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:BABY COME GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com

A Lifetime Of Planning Pays Off
A Lifetime of Planning Pays Off in the Air Force food service school and became such an accomplished cook he was promoted to the officers' dining hall. When he left the Air Force, he worked for four years in several restaurants, including one in the famed Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York. Lee longed to start his own restaurant but felt he lacked the business skills to be successful. He signed up for business school and took classes at night while he applied and was hired to be a police officer. For fifteen years he worked full-time as a police officer. In his off-hours, he worked part-time as a carpenter and continued to attend business school. "I saved every penny I earned as a police officer," he recalled. "For ten years, I didn't spend one dime - there were no movies, no vacations, no trips to the ballpark. There were only work and study and my lifelong dream of owning my own business." By 1971, Lee had saved $42,000, and it was time for him to make his vision a reality.

August 29, 2007
You've got to try something a little different today. It could be as simple as slowing down and letting events guide you, rather than the other way around. Facts are much harder to grasp now than they usually are. so what this is saying is what .... I can't be a control freak today like I usually am ... well damn

This Slapstick Lady Needs Your Commenting Love..
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. I need mad commenting love if you all dont mind. This contest started at 5:00pm,on Tuesday the 21st, and will run till the 31st at Mid- night PST. You need to add fan rate sexy girl blonde to get into my folder. I still need collectively 6K-7K comments a day on my page or more to finish this by minight the 31st, and I am going to need a lot of help to get this done. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Sexy Girl Blonde's profile link: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY Here is my contest pic link

Not For Dogs And Cats
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space

,kinda Feeling Happy
i found out last night at work i make 17.00 bucks an hr when i thought i was making 14 so thats pretty sweet, i moved back to my hometown area, so back with my homey's...kids are at a low roar trouble wise...im single again, which is fine with me....

One More Girl...one More Game..
I took off my iron smile because I felt it weighed me down Tomorrow when the world wakes up I'll be in another town You don't know what you want at this moment could be me You move your hand across from me Turn me into some novelty I guess I'm one more girl on the stage Just one more ass that got stuffed in some jeans It's one more day that you don't find true love because you don't know what it means yeah. Did you ever take the time to think about who I might be? Where I've been... what I'm thinking... who I love... what I've seen One more crowd on the road there you might pass on your way home Someone's sister, someones wife or just some bitch who's probably got no life. Just one more girl on the stage Just one more ass that got stuffed in some jeans. And it's one more day that you don't find true love... because you don't know what it means yeah. (the wreckers)

Burnt Out...
So Ive been working this job now for 6 years... I love what I do. I have learned so much by working with this company. Downfall though; Ive had ONE raise in those 6 years! I get quarterly bonuses, but they dont help take care of the rise in cost of living expenses. Recently I found out that our dock guy who was hired about a month after me, was given a major promotion and a raise that equals almost 20k more than what I make. I keep getting told that I will move up the ladder and get more responsibility, but Im starting to wonder how much longer that will take... Im seriously to the point that I am so burnt out on busting my ass and not getting anything in return. I mean I seriously contemplated not coming into work after yesterday. But of course I can't do that. I have a child to provide for and that would be just stupidity. And I like to pride myself on NOT being a stupid decision maker when it comes to the well being of my child. Anyway, I may possibly have this job opportunity comi

Fake Ass Friends
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends" IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU RECEIVE A COMMENT STOP IN AND SAY HELLO AS A COMMENT SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING BECAUSE I WILL DELETE PEOPLE WHO NEVER TALK I AM HERE TO MAKE TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO ADD PEOPLE TO MY LIST TO SEE HOW MANY I CAN GET I LIKE TO TALK AND CHAT AND IF I SEE YOU COME TO MY SITE AND SAY NOTHING YOU WILL BE DELETED AND I DON'T MEAN COME IN AND RATE OR COMMENT PICTURE THATS A BONUS SO PLEASE SAY HELLO OK NOT ASKING MUCH I LEAVE COMMENTS SOMETIMES TWICE A DAY SO I DO SHOW LOVE

Need Help
My friend recently died and her family has no money for her funeral we need help raising money for her to atleast be buried plz reply ta this if u can help my friends and I would deeply appreciate any form of help

A Touch
Touch is an important thing. To feel someones hand on yours or on your face. The feeling you get when someone you love touches you. The warm feeling you get in your body. Not a sexual feeling , just feel good because they are touching you with love. A kiss on the forehead by someone who loves you. One of the best feelings in the world to me. You long for the one you loves touch, sometimes it feels like your body is actually aching for them. To feel someones arms around you to hold you close your head on their chest, to hear their heartbeat. Sounds simple, but feels so special. The intimate moments so important in a relationship. It's not all about making love although that is nice to. Sometimes it's just the small touches and kisses that do so much. Like him reaching and grabbing your hand while riding in the car and holding it and caressing it. Or coming home after work and greeting each other with a kiss and a hug showing how much you missed each other during the day. Walking in the

Writing By Jo
A finger tracing your lips, then followed by my tongue. Kissing you deeper than most have ever done. Your hands tracing my every curve while mine trace your body too. My nails running lines upon your chest ~ through the hair down to your love's threshold. Your finger finding my folds of erotic pleasure which wetness it does show. Our eyes locked burning through to the soul of two lovers intertwined in a passionate hold. A kiss slowly moving from your brow to your nose. Making my way delightfully down to your toes. Your warmth moving through the very depth of my loins or is it mine moving through yours causing you to explode. A musical cadence ~ a dance two lovers share. Your hands on my breasts leaves me panting with a flare of burning wants and a need to care. My warm wet lips hovered over your flesh til you feel my hot breath upon your very essence, moving ever so gently til you are completely in. Tight, moist, delicate, and sweet. This is the treasure of your erot

Busy Busy Busy!
Today has been the first day that I havent had to deal with moving or somthing of that nature, packing, Unpacking. Why May you ask? Well I went to my appointment at Eastern Michigan University and well yes I was accepted and tomorrow I get to spend the afternoon transfering my credits over. However on the way out to head back home I fell while wearing 4 inch heals. I honestly thought I broke my ankle. I didn't but it hurt. Fortunately I dont have alot of feeling in my right leg anyway so the pain wasnt terrible. I went to the hospital and found out it was only sprained, severly, but a sprain is better than a break. So Brandon took me home. Took care of me and set things up so that way I could have no reason to get up off the couch. He is great and I will tell you all about him later. I am sure everyone will be wondering what the hell is going on after this blog. Except for the important ones and they already know. So anyway. I am well taken care of getting rest and stayin

Yearning For Love
She is a teenager now, Not a little girl any longer, and yearning for love is growing in her To love and to be loved; And because at home there was little time for love For caring and turning to each other She now runs the risk of throwing herself into the arms of anyone ...to experience love She wanted to be more important to someone wants someone who will think about her often and she is looking for someone to receive her love. But she cannot distinguish between falling in love and love Right now everything is feelings and day dreams She does not recognize any dangers. _dYaNiKa_

To The One I Love
How I wish I could give you all the happiness your love has given me In the happy days we have shared and in tender moments... How I wish I could give you cherished moments and memories and all your dreams come true... These I pray with all my love would be my everyday wish for you. _dYaNiKa_

My Bar Tab Is $765.00
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $15 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the opposing sex (if gay hit on a girl/guy, if straight hit on a boy/girl) whil

"don't Stay"
"Don't Stay" LINKIN PARK Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe Sometimes I need you to stay away from me Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need you to go [Chorus:] Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities What you were changing me into Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities Take all your faithlessness with you Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need to be alone [Chorus] I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to be ignored I don’t need one more day of you wasting me away I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to be ignored I don’t need one more day of you wasting me away With no apologies [Chorus] Don't stay Don't stay

Wanting To Forget
Through ruthless rain, dark and dreary She soldiers on, weak and weary In the shadows, she stops, leery Of the noise she hears behind her. Heart beat pounding, with flashing eyes Upon her lips, the question dies Malicious smiles, so full of lies She knows he will always find her. The hated face will always loom In visions of the darkened room Her heart will always be the tomb Of the horrors he assigned her. She wipes away an errant tear But can’t displace the gnawing fear Of searchlights gone, yet ever near His gaze could nearly blind her. Seven years of little sleeping Every night, she wakes up, weeping She can't take the secret keeping Or the ghosts there to remind her. To Memory, relentless ghost Every moment, her mind is host And to the man she despised most The darkness will always bind her.

Cnn Announced: Please Read And Repost! Thanks.
CNN ANNOUNCED: PLEASE READ AND REPOST! THANKS. A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title: "You've received a Post Card from a Family member". As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+ del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. Don't open any mails with subject: "A Post Card from ....." As soon as you get the mail, delete it !! Even if you know the sender !!! Please pass

New Pet...
I went to the pet store yesterday and bought a little gerbil...I was feeling down due to the loss of a friend...(my thanks David for listening to me yesterday). I named the gerbil Sappy...that is what my little boy had named our previous gerbil...he got lose and we found him but when my older son cought him, I think he squeezed him to hard because he died the next day. I had been thinking about getting another one for quite a while now but had not quite brought myself to go into the pet store. Yesterday it just seemed like the thing to do, I figured, they may not even have any, the last time I went to the pet store for pet supplies they only had rodents destined to be snake food(mice and rats). No cutsie gerbils or hamsters... I prefer Gerbils because they are diurnal, unlike Hamsters that are nocturnal. I want my pet to be up when I am. My dog was tripping over the new pet...she kept jumping trying to smell the cage...the cat sits by the cage and stares...I gotta do something a

What Women Want
Well my friend came across a challenging idea i need from you all to writing about what you want in a man************ As you grow up in life and your mind and body change, you get ideals of what your dream guy would be like. And as you get older in life and been through trials and tribulations with relationships the dream doesnt seem like a possibility anymore. Encountering so many men, wherever that may be, and none of them even hold a candle anywhere to what you really want, the quest for a perfect man ends up being a fairy tale.

Cialis... The Wonder Drug
Hey all, just a quick word... watch for the girl that trips in this one; I'm going to guess she's not on the Olympic high jump team! As always, love y'all, and don't forget to tip your waitress. C'ya~

Womanese The Impossible Language
"WOMANESE" CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. ... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. ... just not in that way. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well

Pain
have you ever hurt so much you can't seem to cry wanna snuggle up , and slowly die heard that drum , beatingfast how long can this aching pain last have you ever , cryed so much you fall collapse and hit yourself against a concrete wall felt the blood dripping down still no pain , to this new found

Fog Horn Blasts!!
So, my apartment management won't replace a battery in my smoke alarm. It is on its 6th week of chirping, I think, because I certainly can't reach it to replace it (although, "it is the tenant's responsibility to replace the smoke alarm battery"). They will change the light bulbs, but not the smoke alarm? What is wrong with that picture???? I need one of my tall friends to get to it...up on a 9 foot ceiling. Today, though, the fire folks blast what sounded like a foghorn throughout the entire building. Could have woken up the dead from the cemetery down the road from me with their blasts!!! I jumped up from my bed trying to see what in the world was going on and my cats were running around in circles. LOL.... I am not sure what jumped up faster... my heart or my body!! Hopefully no more blasts to scare us! Too bad that they didn't stop the chirping, too!!

Lady In Black
I can't believe that I'm here.I'm inside a night club called "The Pit".I'm surrounded by an orgy of bodies moving to the beat of the mind numbing music.The music is so loud that I think that I heard a couple of eardrums explode.I can smell the sweat,alcohol and the strong scent of the intimate encounters all around me.Why did I even come here?I ask myself.That's when I see her.The women I followed straight into this club.Before I came to this club I was on the rooftop of a business building.I figured I'd just wait there intill something interesting happened.That's when I noticed out of the corner of my eyes a lady in black leap off a buildings roof across the street from the one I stood on.It had to be a 50ft drop.I thought that she was a crazy lunatic commiting suicide.Would'nt be the first time someone ended their life from a drop off a buildings rooftop.To my surprise this lady landed gracefully on her feet,without breaking any bones in her body.What manner of creature was this wome

Still Needs Some Editing.. But Just For You My Linda
Take Your Breath Away When I’m with you I can’t even speak When I see you My heart skips a beat At least when I’m alone I can breathe But with every breath I take It’s still you I see Chorus I remember how my life was Before there was you Time just passed by In a moment or two I get more than I deserve When I’m with you for just one day Life isn’t the breaths you take It’s the moments That take your breath away If only I could get you Out of my mind For just a few moments My life would be mine But when I close my eyes I see you before me Even when I blink You’re all that I can see Chorus I could live for 100 years See all there is to see But even 100 lifetimes Would never equal what you mean to me I get more than I deserve When I’m with you for just one day Life isn’t the breaths you take It’s the moments That take your breath away Outtro Oh and baby, you take my breath away

Come Unto Me
Come up to me, sweet and sure Sensitive and kind Effortless and silent, smooth, desirable Come in to me, quietly, deliberately Do not hesitate Do not waver Lips upon lips, drawing in your essence Skin on skin, hearts beating as one, spirits rising Craving and eager Passionate breathing, quietly gasping Do not waver Do not hesitate

Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Helpless In Its Wake
Slinking along, quietly creeping amidst the shady underbelly Stealthy and calm, untamed with no other chosen course Sleek and dark, it pulls through the terrain It bides its time... waiting… watching… closer Till the moment it shall pounce Helpless in its domination, it commands your attention It shall own you It shall BE you

Don't Copy Me... It's Not Cool :p
I know I should probably be flattered when someone pretty much copies something I've done, but see I have this problem with it when I'm not asked if I mind. I'm not going into details cause this person seems to be a very nice person and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. This is like the 5th time someone has copied something I've done on my page. or even stolen something that was made for me not realizing it was MADE FOR ME and plastered it all over their own page. Geesh! Why can't people just do their own stuff and leave mine alone??!!!

Hey Everyone
some douche bought my brother xbox live so now i have no more modem so the computer usage is at a minimum. but that's ok they're going back to school next week and i'll be home alone all day with nothing to keep me from the modem and my fubar luves. *kisses* i miss ya'll like crazy!!!

I Love This Lmao
(Name), I don’t want you to think that I am writing to ask you to reconsider and come back to me. Nor that I ever wished it would happen some day. Because of the way you did things, you would never deserve my trust again. This letter has just one purpose: to ask you to examine your conscience carefully and assess if the way you behaved is really worthy of someone who calls himself a man of truth. In my view, true men do not act as childish and with such hypocrisy as you did, and would not throw away all this time (as you’ve called it so many times) of love. Tell me something: were the things you said to me and all the affection you devoted me nothing but lies? Or are you so childish to the point of not knowing what you really want? Listen, time is passing by and you are not a kid anymore… be careful, you hear? People like you don’t usually manage it, they usually end up alone and miserable, be sure of that. I think that you should show a little respect for others, especially thos

I Never Came (with Music!!!)
Free file hosting by Ripway.com When you say it's dead and gone, I know you're wrong. Cut and slash, sharpest knife. It won't die. Poison cup, drank it up. It won't die. No fire, no gun, no rope, no stone. It won't die. Why you gotta shove it in my face, As if you put me in my place. Cause I don't care, If you or me is wrong or right, Ain't gonna spend another night. In your bed. Laws of man, are just pretend. They ain't mine. Love so good, love so bad. It won't die. Some talk too long, they know it all. I just smile and move on Words ain't free, like you and me. I don't mind. Why'd you have to be so mean and cruel, The dogs are loose I'm on to you. You ball and chained together from the dawn to dusk. Can't call it leavin, cause it's just, I never came.

A True Boyfriend
A real BF's way of treating her right!! • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking baby?"

Marine Fights For Life --- After Hogan Crash
Fast Lane Leads Bollea To Tragedy By KEITH MORELLI And STEPHEN THOMPSON The Tampa Tribune Published: Aug 28, 2007 TAMPA - Nick Bollea, the teenage son of wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan, loves cars, especially fast cars. Two years ago, when he was just 14, his mom bought him a car to work on. The license plate was COEHSP. "Capable of eluding high-speed pursuit," th Today, Bollea is keeping vigil for friend John Graziano, a Marine just back from Iraq, who was seriously injured when Bollea drove them into a tree in Clearwater on Sunday night, police said. Bollea also is awaiting the results of the investigation into the wreck, which police say involved excessive speed. "Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family," his mother, Linda Hogan, said in a statement Monday. "His sole concern is for the well-being of his friend." Speaking from Staten Island on Monday, as she looked for a flight to Tampa, Graziano's grandmother Catherine said the prognosis

Marines
Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere. In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 d

The Bitch Thinks She's Slick
Ok, so we went to the Danville Police Department. Paula didn't show up with Kayla, so the detective called Kayla on her cell phone. She said her mom wouldn't even talk to her and hadn't come to get her so she wanted her dad to pick her up. Her dad picked her up and brought her to the police department. Her mom finally arrived, 20 minutes after the scheduled appointment with the social worker. Had she not shown up they were going to send Kayla home with us after calling DCFS to report the incident. When Paula came she had her lawyer with her and had David served with a no-contact order and no visitations with his daughter. The police were pissed and so was the social worker. It's just another way for Paula to emotionally abuse and beat David and Kayla down. Kayla still refuses to go home to her mom's house but agreed to stay with her grandmother until we can come up with $5000 for a lawyer or until she turns 18 and moves in with us anyway, which ever comes first. As if she already could

Yahoo & Aol
Ok.. I get alot of "you got yahoo?" I do have yahoo..its rukkus86..Now...I dont go on yahoo very much, cause yahoo SUCKS ASS!!! Yahoo boots me ALL the time, I cant use my cam there because my firewall wont let me, I cant watch anybody on cam cause yahoo wont let me..like I said..it sucks. I do have AOL..works alot better..and doesnt boot me..Want to add me there? Driheaven.. thats the best messenger you will get me on..NO..I dont do MSN either lol..

Sorry All
Hi all..Sorry I haven't been around much..Things have been busy since I moved back to Florida and preparing to move into my new place with my best friend..I should be settled by this weekend..I love and miss you all Nikki

Today
And God said, "let there be light." And the prophet spoke, and the minds of the people were illuminated to the Truth of the Word of God. As the ancient prophets before, the man said, "God stands at the door of your heart and knocks. If anyone opens the door, God will come in to them and have dinner with them." The Bread of Life will dine with us, and share the knowledge of Himself with us, and allow us to share in His love, as we open the door of our hearts to Him. In this day of violence, calamities of nature, muslim extremist terrorists, sexual "freedom", and liberal agendas, the only One in whom we can trust is God Himself. We must repent (change our minds and actions toward our rebellion against God), and turn to Him with all our hearts, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

The Girl's Turn
WARNING: guys this could be painful 1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he f

Stop The Violence ...
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die Y

My Home Always And Forever
When talking with a stranger he said he felt my pain cause years before Katrina he lost his house in flames. I thanked the man with half a smile for all his kind words, but pardon me for saying sir the comparison is absurd. When you lost your precious home in that horrible burning flare I know that you will tell me that all your friends were there. To say that I had help was further from the truth You see all my friends had water to their roofs. And let ask you sir, when you finally did rebound, the community you loved so much..... was it still around? Your church, your grocery the guy who cuts your hair... I'll bet when you moved back, all of it was there. You see, everything dear to me that I loved the most is history forever and my community is a Ghost. Just a small dinner out in yes...a brand new place my wife and I always look for a familiar face. We know we won't see one as we have our meal alone... cause all of these faces have

Court, Weather, & Revelations
Well had court yesterday...sort of. I hit bad weather and dense drivers from my place all the way to Eau Claire. As far as that went ...well first a little background. This was not a pretty divorce, nor amicable at times. At first she sought joint legal custody with her having sole physical. I said I don't really care (depression bout talking there!). Then I started to pull myself out of it and she refused to work with me on things. I was prepared to fight this to the bitter end. At mediation we worked out an agreement, but we were still stuck on the issue of taxes. Who would claim the boys, etc. What I had ASKED for was for us to split the boys. She refused saying the boys were hers, it was her right...etc. etc. (A real entitlement mentality...like this was OWED to her). Well long story short my court appearance was taken over the phone and the judge looked at the paperwork and said given what he had seen there he would award me BOTH boys to claim on taxes. Granted the statements for

Screaming Kiss So Far Away .. Writen By Cherryangel
The pain fills my body and slowly tear my soul apart The pain of you being so far away killing who I used to be, slowly You voice on the phone kisses my heart the kiss I long for is yet so far away The longing for you touch rips my being apart Waker and weaker i kneel into dust praying to every God i know to let you hold me tight and let us lie together on green satin As I see you near the pain vanish from all om my heart but still I want to scream And I will scream when you hold me embrace me, keep me Harder than the pain of being far away

"the Whipping"...another Story Written For Me!
The whipping The princess was waiting patiently in the bed chamber. This was to be a celebration of her royalty, her love, her life. She had her personal servant preparing for this occasion. The personal servant-young, increasingly nimble, and disciplined, arrived as raw sexuality. She desired to please. She wanted, she needed it, it consumed her. She had been cultivated over time to be a life being-live to and for the princess. Her young life was filled with hurt. She discovered her own bisexuality at 16, coaxed by the experiences of untrained men. Once she was identified, her potential became obvious, and time was on our side. Tame pornography made her desire more for the obverse and exotic that the princess had to give. Young men of her contemporary bored her. A whip in her hand and her princess’ orders excited her. Obedient in all things, this was to be a valuable asset to her royal highness. Custom leather fit her hands like a glove. She was the ultimate gi

Would You
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

Bad Message For A Cop
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road. Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer. The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway. A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there." Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head. "It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh b

Would You???????????
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

Lest One More Child...
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

Apologies Ii
Remember the words, we used to speak The promises made, have turned to all apologies All our dreams, now memories Pain 's a wave, and now it's crashing over me Now my words, don't mean a thing And all the space, left in between Is what remains of where our love was meant to be Love to pain, it seems too real and now I don't know what to do there is nothing in me left to feel and now I don't know what to do In the rage of love, you tore my heart away And in the pain of love, you left me standing here You were everything that I had to believe in Now my life feels so gone, like there is no reason Love to pain, it seems too real and now I don't know what to do there is nothing in me left to feel and now I don't know what to do

Big News!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I am planning a Party around Halloween for Lord Lestat. I am needing to know who all would like to attend so I can plan accordingly! Please anyone who might be interested in coming to it, Hit me up in a Private Email and let me know!! And Remember, HE WILL BE HOME THIS SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOO!! Lots of Love and Bites, Lost Civeteto, True Queen Witch, Creator of LDC, Fubar engaqed to Rebel Bitch and Desperado, Mem. KOT Lost Civeteto~True Queen Witch ~ Creator of LDC ~Fubar Engaged to Desperado and Rebel Bitch~Mem.KOT@ fubar

Please Leave Me Some Lovin... I Will Return The Favor When I Get Back!
AS OF TOMORROW I MAY NOT HAVE INTERNET FOR AWHILE. I WILL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH! LEAVE ME LOTS OF LOVE WHILE IM GONE! I LOVE YOU ALL! ~HUGS & KISSES~ AMANDA

Kohls Shoppers
JUST A LITTLE INFO THOUGHT ALL YOU KOHLS SHOPPERS MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. WE ARE MARKING DOWN, NEW CLEARANCE MARKDOWNS TOMORROW AND SEPTEMEBER 11TH. IN EVERY DEPARTMENT. I WORK THERE SO I KNOW WHEN ALL THIS KINDA STUFF HAPPENS. JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED TRACY

Goin Away....
I'm goin away for about a week or 2. I may be able to pop on for a little bit every now and then but it won't be alot. I have some family issues that need tending to. I'll be back on Fubar as soon as I can. Take Care, everyone and talk soon!!! Midnight Lover aka Jessica

To All
TO LET EVERYONE KNOW INCASE YOU SEE ME POP IN AND OUT OF UR PAGE I AM GOING DOWN MY LISTS AND RATEING EVERYONES STASH THAT I HAVEN'T GOT OR I HAVE MISSED I AM DOING THIS WHEN NOT BOMBING I WILL GET TO EACH OF YOU WILL JUST TAKE ME SOME TIME CAUSE I HAVE ALOT ON LIST AND SOME HAVE ALOT OF STASH ITEMS

An Old Lady
A senile old woman in a nursing home took all her cloths off, put on a cape and began running all through the halls. She came to an open door. She went in and shouted, "SUPER PUSSY!" Nobody said a word! She ran down the hall to another open door. She went in and shouted, "SUPER PUSSY!" Again, nobody said a word. She ran down the hall into the dining room and up to a elderly man at a table. She shouts, "SUPER PUSSY!" The elderly man says, "EH?!" She shouts, again, "SUPER PUSSY!" The elderly man looks her up, down and says, "I'll have the soup!"

It's Just A Song, But....
if you truly listen to it, or in this case, read the words, you'll see it more than just a song. You'll see what I mean... "The River" You know a dream is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a dreamer's just a vessel That must follow where it goes Trying to learn from what's behind you And never knowing what's in store Makes each day a constant battle Just to stay between the shores...and I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a bird upon the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Too many times we stand aside And let the waters slip away 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow Has now become today So don't you sit upon the shoreline And say you're satisfied Choose to chance the rapids And dare to dance the tide...yes I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a bird upon the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If

Zoo
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. He then says, "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs." ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, s

New Arrival To The Hogenson Family
Hey Fubar Members I just Thought I Would Introduce You To My New Baby Cousin Danika Born April 8th 2007 Weighing 8 Pounds 15 Ounces I'm So happy To Finally Have A Sweet BabyGirl In The Family

101 Things To Learn From Movies...
101 Things to Learn from Movies . . . Never go upstairs when being chased. When it gets quiet, that is a bad thing. It is a good idea to stay in the light. Don’t ever go looking for anyone once they are gone. It’s useless to try to defend yourself. Even if you feel the urge to investigate, DON’T! No matter how safe you feel, there is always something that you have missed. If someone approaches you with information that no one would know, they are involved. If blood is found, you’re fucked. If body parts are found, you’re really fucked. If a dead body is found, you are most likely next. Even if you think you hear your friend or family member calling for help, don’t try to help. Killers have no conscience. Intimidation will only make them madder. If you survive, you will still eventually die, most likely by the same killer that you evaded. If you are having visions of things that have not happened yet, just let it happen. Avoiding something that would have killed you wil

Fried Rice
Frying the vegetables makes this a warmer (yang) macrobiotic dish. The addition of tempeh tofu or seitan will enrich the dish with protein. Serving: Serves: 6 Total Time: 1 hour INGREDIENTS: RICE, whole round grain 2 1/4 cups/ 470 g PARSLEY bunch LEEK 1 1/2 CARROTS 3 CABBAGE 1/8 head 1 1/2 tablespoons Sesame OIL 1 1/2 teaspoons Dried BASIL 1 1/2 tablespoons Tamari DIRECTIONS: Prepare the rice: Place the rice and water in a large saucepan (the water should be 1 1/2 times the amount of rice). Cover with a lid and simmer for approximately 40-45 minutes, until the rice is cooked and dry. Cut off the white section from the leek. Cut the white part into julienne strips. Peel and Slice the carrots into strips. Peel off the outer layer of the cabbage and julienne. Brush a frying pan with sesame oil and place over medium heat. Do not let the oil smoke. Add the leek and fry for 3 minutes. Add the sliced carrots and fry for another minute. Add the cabbage, frying for one minu

Love Still Hurts
I know in my heart its over You just want me for a friend I realize more each moment Your love is at the end I find it hard to look at you It still hurts to see your face I can't forget how good you felt I miss your sweet embrace I can not bare to hear you talk Weak vibrations are so wrong There's no affection in your voice The sound of love is gone There's pain in every breath I take The air broadcasts your cologne At home, at work, and everywhere I'm lost and all alone I've heard it said "Time heals all wounds" I can only hope its true Right now it seems unlikely Because I'm still in love with you

Hello God...(aint This Beautiful??)
Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while ... I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety and trial. You see, I can't quite make it Through a day just on my own; I need your love to guide me, So I'll never feel alone. I want to ask you please to keep, My family safe and sound; Come and fill their lives with confidence, For whatever fate they're bound. Give me faith, dear God, to face, Each hour throughout the day; And not to worry over things, I can't change in any way. I thank you God, for being home, And listening to my call; For giving me such good advice When I stumble and fall. Your number, God, is the only one That answers every time; I never get a busy signal, And never had to pay a dime. So thank you, God, for listening To my troubles and my sorrow; Good night, God. I love You, too, And I'll call again tomorrow!

Honesty
Since you've been gone my world is gray, WHY? I want you to hear, but you won't let me say. I have no secrets to be hidden, WHY? While I still love you that would be forbidden.. You say I am untruthful and that I lie, WHY? Cause you don't give me a chance to explain my side.. Never once have I done you wrong, WHY? No matter what you did, my love was strong.. I never claimed that I was right, WHY? Cause that would be a lie, I to sometimes caused the fight.. Time will pass and we will move on, WHY? Although we don't want to, we know we have hung on to long.. Not an hour goes by when my heart don't ache, WHY? Cause I realize, yours to I did break.. I could keep these thoughts going on and on, WHY? You're my true love for which I long.. I'll end it here and say goodbye, WHY? Cause I realize I am not the only girl who catches your eye..

Hidden Secrets
Motionless and fleshless With hollow eyes and constant grins My companions greeted me daily. No eyes to see with, no voice to speak with No ears to hear with and no life to live with. I hated those skeletons, fragments of life gone by They were my hidden secrets, Their presence repulsed me and I concealed them from the world. I tried not to look at them, to hide, To dress them in dreams... Their hideousness still crept through. Tears from empty eyes, cries from silent mouths, Oblivious to my screams and sapping me of My strenth, they demanded my attention. The winter came and wanting to see no more I wrapped my skeletons in a blanket of denial and Defiantly locked them in a small dark room. The wind howled through that winter of my life, Bringing with it an odious smell. The door began to crack, my house grew cold As the chill from that door took its hold. I padded the gaps, still the wind blew, there Was no way through and the door began to crack. I tried

Check Us Out
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I Dare Not Sk You How Long You Will Stay
With me you're here my love today, I dare not ask how long you will stay. I can barely breathe as you hold me near. I turn my head so you don't see my tear. I need your love more than words can say, I dare not ask how long you will stay. Can you hear my heart that beats only for you, if I gave you my soul, with it, what would you do? Will you love me forever, or just one more day, I dare not ask how long you will stay.

I Have No Control
Over time I have no control, each day is an image carefully stated, it's up to my mind to store what's created. Is this where reality comes into play, is it my illusion that gets in the way? do I really see life for what it truly may be, or is destiny playing with me? Have you ever been down this path of illusion, scattered with pain, pleasure, and confusion? Am I learning the lessens that were set forth before me? Or am I playing a game that only I can see? Confusion is now all that I know, for you see, I have no control

It Comes Down To This (i Still Love You Baby)
What can I say I've lost you again you made your decision and put "us" to an end What I didn"t expect had come so fast I guess we were different cause I thought it would last What made me happy was to see you smile and now that you're gone it will take me a while Though you're not mine I still strive to see your face God it's hard to believe it seems so out of place I thought that I knew you I thought you were right But you changed my opinion in one single night To say I'm not sad well it's all a big lie 'cuz when you see me happy I'm really wanting to cry I'm sure that you're glad now that you're free no more holding you back just 'cuz of me You just wanna be friends I guess that'll have to do but please never forget I will always love you

Too Late
I didn’t think that I could fall so hard, I didn’t think that I could love someone like you, I didn’t think I would ever get hurt, I don’t think I ever planned to feel this way, I didn’t believe you when you told me that You treasure me I didn’t think that I could sink any lower I didn’t think how much I needed you but now it’s too late so don’t even bother.

Ufc
So did anyone else see the UFC fight this past weekend and ponder the shit outta where all the blood came from on the mat? I was rather pissed as hell that they showed those shittin ass fights afterwards and didnt show the "bloodbath" so for anyone who hasnt figure out who it was or found the video here ya go. It was Sobral VS Heath http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2935691885007255067&q=Sobral+vs+Heath&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Leave Me Alone!
I remember it like it was yesterday, When I told you how much I cared for you, but now I have moved on to another dude. I apologize because it's all my fault because I told you how I was in love with you. But now you have to move on like I have done because there will never be a me and you. You stalk me every day, that makes me want to go crazy. You are a bug-a-boo ever since I told you it was over. So I'm telling you this right now that you need to get off of me because I'm not on you. One day you'll find someone that will love you the way you loved me to.

For My Hero
If you know me you know that yesterday was one of the happiest days for me.. i got a message and one of my bestest friends (who i met right here on this site) is on his way home from iraq after an extended tour of duty with the U.S. Army!! I'm so excited for him i dont know what to do with myself!! I thought about doing backflips then i realized id probably hurt myself *lol* but really, knowing that soon he'll be back to the states with his loved ones, makes everything else seem unimportant to me, He has a 3 year old son and an 18 year old son, who im sure are anxiously awaiting his return and that to me is what life is all about! so all im asking is if you know him or even if you dont go show him some welcome home love my hopes is when he logs on once he gets home his page will be flooded with love!! He is truly an american hero and deserves the proper welcome back... to all my friends and people who I dont know thank you in advance i know it will mean alot to him!! Chi

Check This Out
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture l

Kelli2you's Nephew Was Stabbed....please Pray!!!
i am on my way to the hopspital my 16 yr old nephew was stabbed from the back near his heart and a lung collapsed plz pray for him (repost of original by 'kelli2you(Founder of the quiet angels)' on '2007-08-29 18:02:59')

My Results
You scored as Anal Sex, Damn you lubricated vagina, damn you to hell! Butt seriously you like to try a "hole" ASSortment of things in bed. Anal Sex100% Oral Sex89% Orgy89% Phone Sex72% Cyber Sex72% Gay Sex50% Normal Sex17% What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

I Dare Ya!!
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Measuring Ahead
Just got back from the doc., I'm measuring 42 cm when I should be 35 cm. The doctor I saw this time said that after I have the ultrasound they will prob. talk to me about having a csection b/c he may be too big to push out. I think this is just bs! I will try my hardest to have him with no drugs and without getting cut up! We go tomo. around 1 to have an ultrasound done.

Friendship Love!
One morning you will never wake up; do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today , tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed. Friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Send this to at least 8 people you love and send it back to the person Who sent it to you.

In The News
JACKSON, Ky. - The seven people who died in a small plane crash in the wooded mountains of eastern Kentucky Tuesday were all members of the "Wakkyton Klown Kin" circus family: a Texas couple, the woman's mother-in-law and the couple's four children. No one survived the wreck Monday in an area so remote that rescue workers on all-terrain vehicles needed help from bears, possums and hillbillies to find it, said Buddy Rogers, a spokesman for the Kentucky Division of Emergency Management. Kathleen Bergen, spokeswoman for the Federal Aviation Administration in Atlanta, said seven people were aboard the twin-engine Cessna that had taken off from Wichita Falls, Texas. The pilot, wearing a bright orange fright wig and inflatable shoes, did not file a flight plan, but the administrator at the Wichita Falls airport said the pilot told him he was headed to Kentucky and then Virginia. Monica Morris, airport administrator, identified the pilot as Bo-bo Wakkyton and his wife as Bo-be

Dont U Get It Im Tooken Lol
for some of you that dont read profiles well i really think you need to as i am no longer single i am very happy in the relationship im in now and i believe this is the end for me.. i do want to thank cherrytap for this site as i probley whouldnt found the guy im with.. its great to meet people but please have respect for me as i do for you.. thankyou very much..

America!!!1!!!!one11!!!one!!1!!!
I love MuMMs. They are amazing. Especially when you run across these fuck monkeys. MuMM: AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA HAS NO RIGHT BLASTING OTHER CONTRYS FOR ABUSE WHEN WE ABUSE OUR PEOPLE MORE WAYS THEN ONE THEN ANY OTHER NATION My Comment: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL YOURSELF! YAY! If you don't like America, get the fuck out. The following shout match. Beware its entirely in caps. ->hatepriest: WHOS THE RETARD COMPLAINING ABOUT ABOUT A COUNTRY THEY CAN LEAVE! YOU WHINEY CUNT MUFFIN NOW GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF AND GO HIDE IN HOLE YOU SAND MONKEY hatepriest: RIGHT AFTER YOU COWARD ->hatepriest: REALLY YOU YELL THAT IN CAPS LOCK LIKE YOU KNOW ME NOW DO AMERICA A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED RADICAL hatepriest: YOU ARE ALL ONLY BOLD ON HERE hatepriest: YUP ->hatepriest: LOL RETARDED IN PERSON HUH hatepriest: LOL BRAVE ON THE NET HUH He really didn't have much to say after that. To wrap it up, if you got a problem with America, get the flying

Beautiful Story!
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, TN. One morning they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant hoping to enjoy a quiet family meal. While they were waiting for their food they noticed a distinguished looking white-haired man moving from table to table visiting with the guests. The professor leaned over and whispered to his wife... "I hope he doesn't come over here." But sure enough the man did come over to their table. "Where are you folks from?" he asked in a friendly voice. "Oklahoma" they answered. "Great to have you here in Tennessee" the stranger said. "What do you do for a living?" "I teach at a seminary" he replied. "Oh, so you teach preachers how to preach.. do you? Well, I've got a really great story for you." And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at the table with the couple. The professor groaned and thought to himself "Great, just what I need another preacher story!" The man started.. "

Wuz The Deal
first and formost im not talking to all of you but those of you know who you are... is people races these days cause since i put up my profile of not single and put new pixs of my man in there it seems like none wants to come to my page anymore and thats cool im not being a bitch but im speaking my mind.. i do my best to keep up with all of you and i get noing in return lol.. this is just a site i know but it also feels like to much justice goes down and eople tend to judge.. for those of you that are black is great just like anyother color and we are not put on this earth to judge so please quite all the crap as im not for it.. to my real true friends tks for still coming by and catching up with me much love to you... i will be deleting alot of people on my page in the next couple days cause i feel ur on here for just points and see whos pants u can get in lol.. tks...... honielynn

Loving You
How my thoughts are racing soooo... I just whispered aloud - "I love you...", and have the softest feeling - for real, no teasing. You 'get' to me so damnably easy... I don't know or understand why or how - you just do. It's because... somehow... we... belong. I know... silly me. I melt at some awkward times and just shake my head at others. But I want to hold you so tight and make love to you and hold you close afterward and make love to you and just 'be' with you and love you. Man...the thoughts that just race by physical... mental... my stomachs a big knot and I want to sing, smile... just laugh... shake it off... but can't. I want you curled with me, around me, on me. I want you in me - a part of you... held so very tight and close... and never let go. I want to touch you, taste... explore... mentally, physically... and more - so much more. I want to play and 'be' as only we can. How my thoughts are racing soooo... such is

Out & About
Entry for August 29, 2007 Yes ... I Am A People Watcher... Do you ever just watch People? I do.. Where ever I am, what ever I am doing. I watch People.. I Notice their expressions, eyes, smiles. Tell tale looks of what is going on at that percise moment of time... When, eye contact is made... You can tell truth or lie usally by the look. Unless the person you are watching knows they are being watched.. False pretense is not put into place and the true person shows through. In my experience as a people watcher.. I do like to see how people inter mix. Older with young.Young with Old. Especially little kids.. They have simple answers for every thing..lol.. & complicated questions..ie...Ok "can I play now?" I love to watch the interchange... Today I was out & about with my Sister Kate. We were shopping at a few different shops around Town.. I wathced from the Van, as she went to pump the gas...I happen to notice this guy across the parking lot. He parked his White Van/thing

Tips For Handling Telemarketers
Three Little Words That Work !! (1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on

Lyrics-nights Are Forever Lyrics
Lying in bed with the radio on Moonlight falls like rain Soft summer nights spent thinking of you When will I see you again Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Curtains still dance with the wind and the sky The sun will be coming up soon But I just can't sleep for thinking of you Here alone with the moon Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you

Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remai

Friends & Family
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Women Have Strengths That Amaze Men.
Women have strengths that amaze men. 1. They bear hardships and they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. 2. They smile when they want to scream. 3. They sing when they want to cry. 4. They cry when they are happy. and laugh when they are nervous. 5. They fight for what they believe in. 6. They stand up to injustice. 7. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. 8. They go without so their family can have. 9. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. 10. They love unconditionally. 11. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. 12. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. 13. Their hearts break when a friend dies. 14. They grieve at the loss of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. 15. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. 16. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. 17. They'll drive, fly, wa

Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at

Top 12 Ways To Tell If You Might Be A "high Tech Redneck"
Top 12 ways to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck" 1. If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" 2. If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" 3. If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" 4. If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" 5. If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. 6. If your baseball cap reads "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT" 7. If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined 8. If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her 9. If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on 10. If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin" 11. If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star 12. If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy yaall" or "Hey Bubba".

While Mobile On Fubar...
Fubar changed their settings again and it's harder to access fubar from my phone. :( While mobile, I CAN: view profile comments comment on profiles view photos comment on photos read my shoutbox view blogs While mobile, I CANNOT: rate anything view profiles reply to my shoutbox view photo comments write in my blog read mail reply to mail Thank you to everyone for all the love. I enjoy hearing what people think. Hope you all have a great week! Please rate all my blogs if you read them. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee

Hawaii Woodpecker & California Woodpecker
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said.. Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely "im-peckable" (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, and had accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion... Y

Forgiveness
* This was written for many reasons...* Forgiveness is hard to come by When I've been hurt so many times Forgiveness is hard to come by when all I do is cry Forgiveness is hard to come by When you say those hateful words Forgiveness is hard to come by When you always slam the door Forgiveness is hard to come by When I hear you call her name Forgiveness is hard to come by When I always get the blame Forgiveness is hard to come by When I'm always being used Forgiveness is hard to come by When I cover up that bruise Forgiveness is hard to come by When I finally walk away Forgiveness is hard to come by When your begging me to stay Forgiveness is hard to come by When you ask for one more time Forgiveness is hard to come by When I finally say goodbye

Setting Myself Up For The Let Down
so its been known for many years now that my dad is one of those people who fall into the lazy, alcoholic, abusive, sons of bitches category. i thought that my moms death might have changed him a little bit. it did...for about 2 months. the past 20 years of my life ive tried so hard to get to know him as something other than the previously stated adjectives but nope...he doesnt give me the time of day. is it so wrong for a daughter to try to get to know her father. all i want is for us to have some form of a relationship that doesnt revolve around everything ive done wrong in my entire life. not once in my life has he said "im proud of you" and actually meant it. not once has he given me a hug for no good reason or asked me how my day was. not once has he told me he loved me out of no where. is it wrong of me to give up on him? i dont know what to do. i try so hard only to get let down...what should i do?

The Dee Dee Dee Award Goes To...
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politic

Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc

Stupid Label Instructions On Consumer Goods:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We c

What's Your Month?
♥JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your

Wager With God....well I Tryed
You pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to be.....in my arms. you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........ thats when i woke from this dream a dream that was paradise in its finest.........as i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good. as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god, I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless ha

Bitching ....
I know this is gonna get comments - on way or another ... but - I do ever so want to thank you for all the sweet comments on my shoutbox, like "I wanna fu** you" - or "man I wanna suck those" or my fav "give me your yahoo ID" .... please don't take it personal - but I don't nessesarly want to cyber with everyone I meet on here - I like to talk and have fun - now i'm not a prude or a bad BITCH - but if I say not now or no, then at least please respect me. I'll do the same for you. There's nothing wrong with asking - just know that no means no and if I can't get back to you soon then I must be BUSY !!! I really do have a life (somedays). And sometimes I will even sign on in here but minimize the window and don't even see that you are here - so NO i'm NOT ignoring you. I really am not a bad person just human (mostly) and have other beings in my life too. So with all that known - stay sweet and keep it bottoms up ..... later, me

Who Is This Person?
Ok, I don't mind a female stalking me, whether that is the case or not but everytime I go to my chatbox, I find this woman, her first name is April and her home page is merrybuffalobutt@meez.com, so if your reading this, let me know what your FUBAR ID is and if you want to talk to me, let me know because then I can go to my chatbox and we can chat there, please? I never thought for five minutes that I'd have a stalker and I don't mind it as long as I don't get death threats or some crap like that because if that is the case as to what is going on, I PROMISE YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU! Because simply if I get threatened at all, that's what'll happen, I won't tolerate that crap no way and no how. I also would appreciate knowing your FUBAR ID even if I do know your first name here, April, so leave me a comment on my profile or e-mail me, I don't care or use the shoutbox, ok? Thanks

Hmmm? First Time...
This is my first one. Kinda rough. Getting a feel for it. I've read a lot of them lately and decided to try and give it a try. Let me know honestly what you think. Especially on how I can improve. Thanks. My legs wrap tightly around your body. Just hours before we fought about whatever we could. Now we reconnect with our bodies and our hearts and this is my proof to you how I love you so. I trace my hands along your face, gently tracing your lips I lean up to kiss them. I feel you pull out of me and I unwrap my legs from your waist. You watch intently as I position myself on all fours, lowering my arms onto my elbows, leaving my backside exposed to you. I feel your hands cup my breasts and squeeze my nipples. Your hands move from the top of my back to the bottom. You bring them to my butt and squeeze gently. My juices start to flow. You've always known how to drive me wild. Your hands move to my pussy lips and I can feel you start to spread them, the cold air delivering chills thr

What Is Going On?
Here is the question at hand what is going on? I have never had a problem gettin a man. I have never had a problem being alone. Or have I maybe that should be the question. Do I really know myself as well as I think? Am I special to anyone or no one at all? Am I Wifey material or just Fu ckin material? Do I sit on someone specials mind or way heavy on someones heart? Am I just not good enough to be part of anyones world? Why does it seem like negative things only happen to me? So someone pleaz tell me. What is going on?

I Got It In The Rear For The First Time Today!!!l Ol
lol...Now that I got your attention, take a look at my new pic album. This might make you think a little more when you are on the roads. I was working local today. I was headed north on 95, towards 45th st., and traffic came to a halt (as usual in that area). A guy that was a little preoccupied, didnt notice what was ahead of him. By the time he did realize everything, it was too late. He had no time to stop, and SLAMMED into me. Thankfully, I remembered everything my father, and uncle ever taught me about driving. Just as he was about to hit, I let off the brakes a litle bit. That made the impact a little softer. Dont think he was some old man, or driving like an idiot, he was just a bit occupied with something else. He seemed a nice guy. THANKFULLY he walked away with some powder burns from the airbag, and i bet he will be hurting worse than I am. The impact was still strong enough to slam me forward, and now I am hurting from my neck down to the upper back. PLEASE!! pay attenti

I Stopped Touching Tha Butt
wat up..i finally bit the cravings and stopped touching the butt..cigarette butts...its been 4 days..of will power...i hope i feel beeter at the end of the road...u know its hard when their in ur face and all u can think of is ...how bad i dont need it..im trying to get as close to the day before i ever touched a cig or a drug or alcohol...i want all my freedom and soon i will have it..my body doesnt like the fact that i quit pills...alcohol..pot...cigarettes...but hey i would like to live as long as i can i dont need my health to b in jeopardy anymore...much love to all u that read this....wish me luck...ttyl

Silent Thoughts
A simple thought of you and I'm gone again, Just thinking about your sweet face. Wishing I could touch your body, While giving you kisses all over the place. I'd caress your back, As you stare into my eyes. The thought of you here next to me, Puts my body in a rise. Your hands all over my skin, While your tongue traces my lips. The feeling begins to intensify, As you move just past my hips. I imagine you inside of me, And I let out a slight moan. The thought of you making love to me, Begins to set the tone. Slower in the beginning, I want to feel your every thrust. Your kissing my neck now, As you touch me on my bust. I run my fingers through your hair, As you breathe into my ear. I bite down on my lower lip, Just wishing you were here. You pick up the pace now, And I begin to lose control. I imagine your face looking down at me, As the ecstasy takes its toll. You rub my face with your hands, And softly kiss me on my cheek. You can tell just

Oh Well
Well I think it is time for me to give up. And that really upsets me. Or at least just slowly fade into the sunset. Well someone special made it through training and is part of a very good company. Well they graduated per say, and this afternoon I sent a congratulatory just nothing romantic. Congratulating her on another success. I am not messaging and even with all the encouragement I get from this one special person. I don't want to be this way or feel this way. I am really not encouraged cause she would have known who they were from even though I did not sign the card. The one thing that hurts the most is giving up. I hate it with a passion, and most of my band of brothers would tell you the same. But now I feel its as though she has to chase me. I try to be nice, generous, I give of time I don't even have. I know who is gonna kick me in the ass. But, I did not message or say anything hoping for a simple thank you. But it did not come, so I feel like I need to move on

Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance will you serenade my senses... come spill your truth upon me- Give me provocative words to tease my ears, indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion... The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue, so soothe me Submerge me in your music before we dance again...

You Never Know Till Its To Late
He sits alone thinking, thinking how things could have been if he just went to her - help her - told her he cared that he loved her and held her when she was upset & cold - sick if he called to say hi or showed her off to the world, but he doesn't try to fix what he did - he does nothing. He hears the phone ringing - but dosen't move an inch, He closes his eyes wondering if its her but cant move wonders if she even loves him wonders why she would put him through the pain of running away after a fight - why she would say such hurtful words to him after he loves her so much and tries to be the man she needs.... "She sits alone hoping for a reason, wondering why she lives wondering why she should care, why she loves him still, why he didn't come after her, after she ran away from him, she said she would end her life, she calls to say she did it, its all over that she loves him and will till she dies she is sorry for all the hurtful things she said and pain she put him through... h

Oh No What Did I Do!?!?!?!?
Ok so I don't normally do the contest thing but today I did... AHAHAHAHAHAH ok so now i need help if anyone reads this please rate and comment bomb me. I am not looking to win just not be in last place.... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=542740&i=461522262# thank you oh so very much......

Moving
Hey ya'll. I'm gonna be leaving in a few days to go to Florida. I've just about go everything done with here and ready to go. I won't be online for probably a few days, but will get on as soon as I can. Talk to ya'll later. Call me if ya'll want. If you need my number, let me know. Redneck

Lyrics Everyone Can Love Lol
i told her she was cute. She said "you’re cute. For a girl. look, i like you a lot, but i like to give head." i lay down on my bed, i said "try me." She said "no, it’s dick i’m after, darlin," and She headed for the door. i said "if it’s dick you’re after, darlin, try my top dresser drawer." "but I’ve got small hands," i said, "they never go limp when i fuck i got girl parts myself, so i know where’s good to suck". She paused. i moved closer. She said "i’m not sure I buy it." But her nipples perked, her pelvis jerked, She said "i guess i’ll try it." She stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned. and that night i learned that skin is where this revolution gonna begin, touching one woman at a time, showing there’s no crime in feeling this good God would be a dyke if She could find someone to hold her, instead of holding her up as the dark image in the church of my bedroom she stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned, spread, said "oh god." "Yeah, darlin", i said "a

Ex Back Home
when u have an ex back home in a different state would u/should u c them if u visit back home agin??? cause i this ex and my gf wants me 2 go and say hi 2 him and his mom. but i dont want 2 look like a fool. but if i'm just passing through my gf thinks its ok. whatcha think???

My Heart Cannot Lie!
Even though she is next to me I turn my head the other way Why I vision you and not her I honestly cannot say I've tried to shake the feeling That you are here, not her Even at dawn when she awakes Thoughts of you kissing me occur When I'm alone I'm free Free to dream of you and I Even when she calls me There are thoughts of you I can't deny I told her she was my only one I guess I proved myself wrong Even though she hugs me tight What I feel are YOUR hugs strong! I thought I knew love existed But now it's hopeless to try You are now my only target Because my heart cannot lie!

Okay So..
Heres this bitch that was hitting on my well now ex- Fiance. and she would hit on him just to piss me off so i'm gonna bitch about it. she would post shit like he does'nt need my drama.. etc. she was talking shit on his page knowing that i would look. and i find it kinda funny that she does'nt have enough guts to post it on my page. instead the bitch blocks me.. Just makes me laugh and i felt like telling you all about it. so.. whatcha think? make a new pro and get even or.. what? because this has me angered and then today i found the insides of my wallet in my mailbox because someone stole my wallet. atleast i got my cards and stuff back but i did'nt get my 24 dollar wallet or my fucking 124 dollars back!. Omg what a day i'm having then when i got to work i got bitched at for having messed up a order. then while i was at home my parents took away my phone during the day i get it at night. yes i'm 21 and my parents still take my cell away. ugh. then my daughter was flippin out. and i'v

Legend
legend or liar remains to be seen tore open my heart devoured it clean flashback gazing in your eyes i feel what's you shiny bright and so warm i get lost there freezeframe words that you've spoken i've always believed just lately i wish you'd say what ya mean i'm here for you so close if you want me. if you dont say goodbye snapback alone i shiver back to black left this place before but betrayal deceit and misprinted lies bring me back and keep me cold i'm torn and crying for you are you the killer or are you the savior?

35,000 Comments For Happy Hour Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and all the love will be returned :):):) luv y'all have a marvelous upcoming weekend hugs and kisses ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ ۞' on '2007-08-30 02:29:25')

Timmys Bedtime Story Part 3
She woke up the next morning, not knowing if what she had felt was real. She raised her hand to her neck, the bite she could still feel. She got up got dressed, not wanting to be out of bed. She couldnt get the night, of passion out of her head. She went to work just the same, just like she had before. Her mind kept wondering off, to the dress that he had tore. How could it be a man she did not know, could keep her mind boggled, could make her want him so? The week seem to go by so slow, "Contessa were going to the inn tomorrow wanna go? What do you say? Thats right she thought with a smile, tomorrow is friday. She went home and took a bath. She was unaware of her lovers wrath. She went to bed but could'nt sleep. She even tried counting sheep. 11 pm she started her walk to the bar, walking so fast but she didnt get far. The stranger she had met the one that clouded her mind, steadly walked and grabbed her from behind. Hello lady Contessa he whispered in

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Suffering From Amnesia
-Suprisingly little baggage. -Simple name(i.e, Bob Spoon, Jack Johnson). -You found him wandering the streets with a bandage on his head. -Honestly perplexed about the origin of his tattoo. -Doesn't think he's ever loved like this before. Should you break up with him? Are you kidding? He's a clean slate. You can dress him how you like, you choose all the movies, and he has no annoying friends or family. Jackpot! The only downsides are :(1) he could regain his memory, and with it, some control of the relationship; and (2) his family and/or friends may find and relcaim him. But they might not recognize him with the makeover you gave him. Keep him while you can.

Posers Or Not
Some people might not like us but i can give a fuck we are who we are Were all a family were in this together till the end and for all you wannabes out the that say your lo or a lette FUCK OFF noone wants a poser in a group they will get fucked up if we find out so stay out TO my juggalo and lette family much muthafuckin clown love "THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE"

Find The Good Side To Every Situation
You cannot have the success you seek without some failures too. Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. What appear to be stumbling blocks and defeat before you Can be stepping stones to victory if you remain determined. In all of your adversities lies the seeds of equivalent advantages. In every defeat there is a lesson showing you how to win the next time. View your problems as opportunities. When it's dark enough you can see the stars. THE DAILY GURU

Crying Over You
Inside my body I'm crying. For the love that I denied. How I wish I could hold you, To dry these tears I've cried. How I wish we were together, Instead of being apart. Cause the love I have for you, Comes straight from my heart. Yes inside I'm crying, The mood I'm in is blue. And all for one reason, Cause I know I love you.

Baseball Game
Peeing in the Bushes > > A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic > garbage bags, one in each hand. Because of a hole in one of the bags a > $20 bill occasionally falls our of the bag and onto the pavement. > Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills > falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .. > "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for > the warning!" > > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that > money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, > my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. And > each time there's a game, a lot of the male fans come and pee in the > bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the > bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his > thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" > >

Waste Of Time
Thats what life has been. Too bad we dont have magical powers that allow us to see into the future so we can see what mistakes we are going to make and find a way to avoid it. Or maybe being like Superman and have the ability to turn back time and righting the wrong before it affects people. It doesnt matter who you are or what you do, we all end up six feet under. Your legacy only lasts for so long unless you make a huge impact that is felt world wide. Fact is that only a small percentage is capable of making that impact. We all want the best in life but never reach out and try to achieve it. So what does everyone do? We settle for what is in front of us. We are all guilty of doing it. We do and say things that arent the truth but sound right at the time. We take people into our lives and at first accept them as if they are the most important person in the world only to cast them out when they become nonessential to us. We drag people along hoping we can make

Just Playing A Bit!!
I was just playing a bit and thought I would post to see what ya think?? Don't be too harsh now! He comes home late from work, its dark, none of the lights in the house are on......he walks up to the door, opens it and flips the switch.....nothing happens, so he flips it again a few more times, still nothing...... He accesses the mini flash light attached to his keychain, (cursing under his breath about how a fuse must have blown or the electric must have went out) shines it around....the house looks deserted, but something is laying on the floor and he can hear soft music playing.......he shuts the door, walks over to what is lying on the floor, picks it up and realizes it is a rose petal........he searchs the floor a bit more and notices a slight trail of petals......he starts to follow it and realizes it leads to the bathroom......as he draws closer to the bathroom he notices a glow coming from under the door and his ears pick up the now more volumous, exquisite music comi

Info
BDSM 101 the very basics made simple. By The Goddess Lakshimi D/S, S/M and B/D are the terms most often used in society today. They are distinctly different in that D/S stands for Dominance and Submission, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism while B/D stands for Bondage and Discipline. These are three distinctly different life styles. But remember at all time and in each of the separate lifestyles all actions must be SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL. The terms are not interchangeable, yet one lifestyle may lead into the other or may overlap another depending upon the limits agreed upon by both consenting parties. As the relationship continues to grow and expand the limits may be changed by both parties and therefore lead from one lifestyle to the next. S/M may be and usually is incorporated in both or either of the other two lifestyles in one form or another or may be considered a separate lifestyle on it's own. These lifestyles might better be referred to as a form of al

Dark In Here...
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, “Dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it.” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “My dad’s outside.” Man: “OK, how much?” Boy: “$25.00” The next few weeks find the boy and her mother’s lover in the closet together. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball mitt.” The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, “How much?” Boy: “$75.00” Man: “Fine.” A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold them.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” Boy: “$100.00” The father says, “That’s terrible to overcha

The Ugly Bus
Ugly Bus A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

I've Seen
IVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND IT'S IN YOU.IN EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND IN EVERTHING YOU DO.IT'S A PERFECT LIGHT THAT SHINES FOR ALL TO SEE.IT RADIATES FROM YOU AND HAS PIERCED THE HEART OF ME,THE LIGHT IS FROM A FRIEND,I AM VERY THANKFUL IN EACH AND EVERYWAY.FOR THIS FRIEND LIFTS MY SPIRITS UP EVERY PASSING DAY.TO KNOW THAT FRIEND IS THERE FOR ME ,IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FRIENDSHIPS LIGHT UPON WHICH MY VERY SOUL THRIVES.SO THANK YOU ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH,BUT THEY ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.IT IS YOU LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP THAT GIVES MY WORLD IT'S GLOW.THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP WITH ME.FOR IT IS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE TRULY UNFORGETTABLE.FRIENSHIP

Hold Me Tonight
"HOLD ME TONIGHT" HOLD ME TONIGHT, AND STAY BY MY SIDE. FEEL MY PAIN, AND PLEASE DON'T CRY. HOLD ME TONIGHT, AND SEE WHO I AM. DON'T BE AFFRAID, I KNOW I'M DAMNED. HOLD ME TONIGHT, I WILL NOT GO. AND BEFORE THE NIGHT END'S, YOU WILL KNOW. HOLD ME TONIGHT, AND LOOK IN MY EYE'S, SEE MY PASSION, AND KNOW I'LL TRY. HOLD ME TONIGHT, AS I TURN OUT THE LIGHT'S. A KISS ON THE CHEEK, AS I SAY GOO-NIGHT..... by;Paul A. 8-30-07

8 Locations For A Quickie
8 Locations For A Quickie Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home. So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.... Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist. 1- Elevator An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given

Single White Female
she's supposed to be your friend, you are supposed to trust here, but little and little you discover the jealousy, insecurity, and the constant competition with you that she possesses, it starts with little things like your favorite song maybe or a silly little catch phrase, then the competition over your dates and friends and even your work. It spirals out into something much larger before you notice it and you begin to wonder where it will end. Why do they want to be you? Why are they not happy with theirself? Have they done this before. Is it serious or have you imagined it's severity? More and more you hear from people that she is talking to them.. i mean your friends on the internet too? what she kept their name and messaged them>? I mean you trust someone when u r their friend and you expect a certain level of honesty and respect. Does she have my login?.. what other problems have been created? It's a scary thing... ain't stalking illegal?... or perhaps this is considered iden

Stepping Away For A While....
Due to the fact that this new job that I am embarking on is taking more time than I thought I would....I won't be on as much as I have been in the past. I might have the site up and running on my computer but I am not going to be able so sit down and chat or even exchange too many funnies, etc. I have met many great people on here and I really appreciate your understanding in all of this. Please send what you want and I'll get back with you as soon as I can. D

Rip Grandma
I know I haven't been on here in awhile because of school, but I remember when my grandma had her stroke a year ago a lot of my friends had genuine concern and I wanted to take them time to give them an update. My Grandma passed away on July 8th. She had been in the hospital for 2 days previous and we new she wouldn't make it because she had gastro intestinal shock which means her organs were shutting down one by one. There was no way to stop it from happening. Luckily we (my family) had enough notice that we could go up and be with her one last time before she went. The scary part is it wasn't the shock that killed her... they wanted to put her on a respirator but she said no. So she only had one little oxygen mask to help her breath and early sunday morning as my sister sat by her bed sleeping, my grandma decided it was time to go and pulled her oxygen mask off. Her levels fell and she passed peacefully knowing that we all loved her very much. It's still hard for me to deal with beca

Another Fake Profile...
So, can anyone tell me why we haven't ousted this "young lady" yet: http://fubar.com/user/468936 From texas my Canukistani butt! Take a look at the pixs, notice the European electrical outlets on the wall. This "Texan" beauty, with the Slavic features, is probably just that! The site where the pix are coming from (Katrina18) is owned by a org. in the Netherlands, with holdings in Russia, etc. Need I say more. By for now...

Tips...
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule : No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger wa s found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule : Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I

Hopeless Romantic
Butterfly kisses and sweet chocolate, all seems nothing to do with me. i love to take you somewhere, where i could show you my love and my life. a place where i can be sweet to you and show you my deep admiration. there's nothing like that in my world, for all of my romantic thoughts seems so hopeless. dates, dinner and a walk in the park will do, but i din't know how materialize it. i been so hopeless, hopeless that one will ever love me, hopes less that never in my wildest dreams i could Get reality in it. i want to run and hide from the truth but i know it will be haunting me forever. till that day someone will shed some light and show me some love.

Top Jokes
Top 4 Adult Jokes Fourth Place A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that

The Lighthouse... Long One... Work In Progress
On the way to see her folks, she's driving down the road. She hear's an awful sound as her tire suddenly explodes... She looks down at her watch, the time is drawing late... To sit or walk for help this was her own debate. The sun was starting to set behind the dunes in the sand.. With the lightning in the distance she saw a structure stand... through the lighthouse window he ponders about his existence wonder's why he's there, what precautions, what repentance a life ago he was a artist, now trapped in this structure he created cursed by lust and love never to be alive again, his memories deleted he hears an explosion off in the distance, his dark eyes trace the headlights as they quickly dim he watches, hoping this lean silhouette approaches his chambers, the smell is in the air, lust is in him...... She walks towards the structure, the sky begins to rain. Lightning lights up the sky.. blood rushing through her vain's She reaches the structure, The old

Odin And The Asatruar
Odin and the Asatruar One mild day in a small city in Midgard two men sat by a bus stop. Both were nondescript to the casual observer. One wore a grey buttoned shirt with no tie, the top two buttons open, revealing the black t-shirt underneath. A pair of khaki trousers, a bit dirty at the knees, and a pair of smart black sneakers attired his lower half. He wore a watch and had a small silver pendant in the shape of a hammer highlighted against the black field of his undershirt. He glanced around furtively looking for the bus, knowing it would not arrive for some time, but something was making him feel uneasy. His companion looked anything but uneasy. He leaned back casually on the bench, the cuffs of his worn blue jeans wavered slightly in the breeze. He wore a Minnesota Vikings football sweatshirt, which likewise looked somewhat worn, and the shadow cast by his large hat came down over his grey beard to the tips of the horns of the figure depicted on his sweatshirt. His shoes lo

A Friend Passed Away
I just got news that a guy i work with was dead at home. He was a really good friend of mine. i remember the first time i met him i was new at my job. Everyone there would break his balls and make fun of him because he was slow(not retarded slow or anything. he just didn't work as fast as everyone else). I felt bad for him because he would eat lunch by himself because nobody would talk to him. So i went over and sat with him and ate my lunch with him. He seemed to like that very much and when i did that it seemed like everyone that would make fun of him kind of cooled down. Which was cool because he seemed to enjoy coming to work after that. A couple of months ago (acually i think it was around christmas time) his wife had passed away. He took a voluntary lay off from work to deal with evrything that was going on in his life. He came back to work at the beginning of this month and had decided to retire at the end of the month. Which would be this week. Now i have to make plans to go to

2 Angels Combined
Once our hearts were apart Once our lives were seperate Once our wings did not share Once our minds did not connect But now, I see you I feel the other part of me I sense that I am now complete No longer two, we now are No more shall we soar alone No eternal loneliness Each heart joined Each dream shared Each life combined You and I are now Angels in heart, mind and spirit Come follow me Now we are no longer alone Now we have each other Now we have love...

These Are Voters Too.
Bush's people, walk among us. They walk among us I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane . .............. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ............They Walk Among Us One da

Traveling!
Hey everyone I will not be on for the weekend gonna be busy going to back in Florida got to go to Miami and Orlando for the weekend so don't text or anything I do have to be in contact with my mom and my boyfriend for this weekend so please just leave a message I will read it when I can. See you all later. Leaving at 4:15pm today from West Virgina to head to Florida wish me luck. Amber

Perceptions Of Self
In May, I traded in my Toyota Matrix (sporty station wagon, but still... a station wagon) for a Toyota Celica (sporty coupe). When I drove it to Wisconsin for our family vacation recently, both my sister and brother remarked that it's just "not a you car, Tanya." I had to ask what made something a "me" car? Apparently, a Tanya car is a dependable, reliable, and eminently practical car. Yet, a lot of my friends saw me trade in the Matrix for a Celica and said, "That's just so much more the car for you, Tanya." (Don't worry, I'm not running with this car metaphor forever.) It brought home to me something I'd thought a lot about a few months ago -- people in different areas of your life see you very differently. (See?) About six months ago, I got one of those internet quizzes. Typically I don't pass them on, but this one was interesting -- it was a "how well do you know me?" quiz. The results were interesting. To my sister and brother, I am a rebel (the one child who went against pa

24 Hours
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

Dirty Dream (lesbian)
After a hard day at school Kathryn goes home. She needs to rest coz it was a hard day of being a evil bitch and using people. She sit down on her bed and then saw she had a txt off a girl called Becky. She saw this girl around school today and really wanted to use her. Kathryn read the txt and it said ' I like you alot....call me Beckyxxx'. Kathryn smiled at herself as she lied back onto the bed and closed her eyes. She then started to dream about being with Becky, touching her, kissing and then making out with her. Then she remembered little Ceclie who she once kissed in Cental Park. The kiss was full of passion and well fun. The more she thought about it....the moment happened again in her head...... Haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfiends? asked Kathryn Eww. No. That's gross. said Ceclie making a face at the idea It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? Here turn around and face me said Kathryn as Ceclie did what she was told Now close

At The Gym (lesbian)
She has my mind occupied all the time. At least she's not at the gym. Here I can workout with out thinking of her, I hope. When she opened the door the morning light fell across her caramel colored shoulders dancing over her taunt breasts. The satin pink bra with black lace complemented her feminine form making me very excited that I left the gym early to be with her. My eyes scanned her small waist down to the matching pink satin and black lace boy shorts she wore exaggerating her muscular thighs. "Come in she said", with a devilish grin. As she turned and walked, I realized that she was wearing the pink pearls I gave her for graduation, they fell on her neck causing a rush of heat to run under my shirt. I love her neck it's so delicate and smooth its long sleek silhouette drives me to ecstasy. As we walked up the long stairs to her bedroom, my stomach started to knot. I was not nervous but eager to touch her, hold her and show her how I much I desire her. I

Are Ratings More Important Than Friendships?
I have to wonder about some people. I am the kind of person that if I like what I see, I will rate you, if not I will move on. I will not give someone a bad rating. I was online last night chatting with a friend when this girl "loving girl from Neenah, WI" rated me a 3. Now to each their own, if she wants to rate me a 3 then that is her right but I have to wonder why she would take the time to give a bad rating on someone she has never met before. Is it just meanness? Thankfully I do not get my validation in life or my self esteem from picture ratings that are given to me. I just wanted to let you know, before you rate me badly, just pass me by and move on to someone else because chances are that you are a shallow person that I won't want to be friends with anyway. For anybody else I am always open to new friendships. You don't have to rate me to become my friend, in fact I would rather you get to know me first. For all of you whom I rate, I do it because I want to not because I expec

All Who Are Without Sin, Cast The First Stone....really, Please Do It. I Wanna See This!
All Who R W/Out Sin, Cast That Stone...plz :) That's EXACTLY what I want you to do, whoever might read this, and feels they have done not a damn thing wrong to anyone. If you've never cheated, throw the first stone. I'm waiting. If you've never cussed at your partner, throw. I hope you have good aim. If you've never restrained and held your partner back from life, throw the big stone over there...right there! No, no. THERE! Ah, you saw it? Good...throw it! Aim for my head, I'll make it easy for you. If you've never sinned, PERIOD...try to throw that boulder behind you. If you are not heavy with sin, then that boulder shouldn't be heavy, either. It should be light as a feather. THROW IT AT ME! What? I can't hear you....YOU CANNOT THROW IT? Well, guess what. I have a NEWSFLASH FOR YOU: I KNEW THAT YOU NEVER COULD THROW A DAMN STONE...not even a fuckin' pebble. Indee

Ac Bloweth Cold -- Yea!!
Dealership quoted me well over $1400 to fix it. With going to school, internship, and working I never seemed to have enough money to have it fixed. A friend of mine called a friend of his, a mechanic, to come take a look at it. It only cost me $180 for labor, parts, etc. for him to replace the low pressure switch, run dye tests, and get the compressor kicked back into high gear. It is running soooo very cold right now that I might have to drive with the windows down just to not have icicles growing off of my nose!!! lol... Oh, happy day! Now, if that State job would just come into play then I may be dancing as well!! :D

Only A Season
We met by a beautiful Oak tree with bright green leaves and thick strong roots. Here we sat day and night until summers hot touch turned into falls chilled caress. The leaves above us started to change. Our love twisted and began to fade. As the leaves fell from the tree, I convinced you there was no other way…you had to stay. Soon the tree was bare, your love was gone. You were not the strong stable root I thought you’d be. You were the leaf that would only be there for a season, I was the strong stable root that would be there forever. As I said these things your hate seeped deep into the ground, suffocating the roots. Killing it…killing me.

Sound Familiar?????!!!!!!!
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ......... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . .. I would but you're never there. He said . ......... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said .

Taking A Walk Down Memory Lane
Taking a walk on memory lane isn’t all that gray. Taking a walk on memory lane I see the sunrays. Taking a walk on memory lane isn’t all full of tears. Taking a walk on memory lane I have no fear. Taking a walk on memory lane not a dropp of rain in sight. Taking a walk on memory lane Every thing is alright. Taking a walk on memory lane is where I want you to come along. Taking a walk on memory lane is where we belong all lifelong.

A Paddy Walking Through A Field
A Paddy walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Paddy shouts " Na ol an t-uisce, ta s lan de chac bo " (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit.) The man shouts back " I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you " . The Paddy shouts back " Use both hands, you'll get more in. "

Ten Footsteps
I will have compassion for all sentient beings; and will not cause needless hurt or unnecessary harm. I will seek enlightenment, the distinction between right and wrong, liberation from delusion and the malevolent influences of greed, jealousy and rage. I will seek to transcend unnecessary dichotomy, and learn to accept that differences are often an attitude of mind. I accept that of greater value than the accumulation of goods, are justice and creativity, right motive and action, and essentiality, love and peace, and the freedom to grow. I will act with honour, without contriving for self-advantage or egotistical effort, false pride or humility. I will try to live my life so as not to give cause for later regrets. I will help those who are suffering, or disadvantaged, and those who seek liberation or enlightenment.

Lee Roy Mercer In Victory Lane At Sharpie 500 Bristol
I had a blast in Victory Lane at Bristol Motor Speedway with Mr. Jack Roush, Carl Edwards and the 99 Team Pit Crew. Being on SPEED TV and every other TV Network covering Winner's Circle at the Sharpie 500 that night was very COOL as well. The whole night Whooped major Ass, Carl Edwards scored his second win of the year clinching a spot in the 2007 Nextel Chase when he took the lead from Kasey Kahne with 166 laps to go and never looked back....I've posted up a few of the photos that Jon shot from the night's events and I'll have some more coming soon to share with all my FANS & FRIENDS. Check 'em out on Myspace, www.LeeRoyMercer.com or just click the photo below.Victory Lane Sharpie 500 Bristol Motor SpeedwayPhoto courtesy of Motorsport.comI'm truly happy for Carl Edwards and Mr. Jack Roush regarding their VICTORY at Bristol Motor Speedway and it was a great honor for Jon and I to be able to share in that experience with them and the whole 99 Team. THANKS Jack, you truly are the MAN...M

Friends
FRIENDS ARE THERE UNTILL THE END,THEY'ER ALWWAYS THEMSELVES,NO PRETEND.THEY'RE NOT AFRIAD TO BE SEEN WITH YOU,THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YUORSELF IN TIMES OF WEEP.THEY WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU,FRIENDS NEVER TELL SECRETS THEY PROMISE TO KEEP,THEY COME AND CHEER YOU IN ANY PLACE.INA FRIEND THERE IS NO SHAME,FRIENDS ARE THERE TO LISTEN WHEN YOUR DEPRESSED,THEY ARE THE PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW BEST.FRIENDS ARE LIKE PRESENTS YOU OPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN,ALWAYS ARE WITH YOU THROUGH THICK AND THIN!!!!!!!!!

The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!"

Tequila
Tequila -- Straight Up or Mixed The traditional way to drink straight tequila requires a little coordination and a steady hand. Place salt on the web of the hand between your thumb and forefinger. Hold a wedge of lime or lemon with the same two fingers and have a 1-ounce shot glass filled with tequila in the other hand. In one quick continuous motion, lick the salt, drink the tequila, and bite the lime or lemon wedge. Tequila also appears in many popular cocktails, including this pretty one: Cran Razz 2 oz. Two Fingers brand tequila 2 oz. cranberry juice 1 oz. raspberry liqueur In a shaker, mix all ingredients, and serve over ice in a tall glass.

Promise Ring
I give you this ring as a promise to you a promise that I'll be here and I'll always be true I promise that I'll hold you when your day isn't going right and i will comfort you through the long cold night I promise that I'll make you smile when you feel like dying I promise that I'll be here when you feel like crying I promise that i will guide you when the future isn't clear I promise I will be there to wipe away your every tear I promise that no matter what we will make it through I give you this ring as a promise A promise that I will always love you.

Hello All.
Well, as you can see, I never did delete my account. But, as to what else is new in my life, here's a list. Separated from the hubby. Lost my grandmother to a stroke. Moving back home (no, not in with my mother, just back to my home state.) I know all of the above sounds pretty shitty but don't worry about me. It's all good. Life may not be going the way I planned but it all the unexpected shit seems to be pointing me in a direction that makes me happier anyway. So, much love to my friends and maybe I will see you around when I get settled. xoxo

Touchy Subject
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! A man asks: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

Weird Random Thought Of The Day..
What the hell is up with nursery rhymes and the name Jack? Was there something magical about that name back then? Example: Jack be nible Jack and Jill Little Jack Horner See what I'm sayin? Who the hell is this jack guy and why is he so important? *gasp* Jack and the Beanstalk!!! Ok, back to work lol.

Quick Ground Beef Enchiladas
Quick Ground Beef Enchiladas When your gang catches the tantalizing aroma of these enchiladas wafting from the oven, they'll run straight to the dinner table. Luckily, this quick-cook dish won't keep them waiting long. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 package McCormick Enchilada Sauce Mix * 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce * 1 1/2 cups water * 1 pound ground beef * 8 corn tortillas * 1/4 cup chopped onion * Shredded cheddar cheese Directions: Prepare the enchilada sauce according to the package directions, using the tomato sauce and water. Brown the ground beef and drain. Add 1/2 cup of the enchilada sauce to the beef. Dip each tortilla into the remaining sauce and then spoon about 3 tablespoons of the meat onto each tortilla with about 1 teaspoon of chopped onion (or to taste). Fold over both sides of each tortilla and place seam sides down in a 12-by-7-inch baking dish. Spoon the remaining sauce over the enchiladas and cover with ched

Great Poem
This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance s

Work Your Way All The Way Through
Some of your efforts will bring valuable results. Other efforts will bring valuable experience. No effort is wasted when you choose to value it. Everything you do serves to eventually move you forward. Anticipate what might go wrong and take steps to avoid those things. But don't make the mistake of avoiding action altogether just because there might be problems. When the goal is worthy and meaningful, get busy and make it happen. Focus on the end result, expect the best, and make the commitment to deal with any obstacles that might arise. Sure, it's easy to compile a list of excuses for not taking action. But that will get you precisely nowhere. Though you know it won't always be easy going, take bold steps forward anyway. Be willing to meet the resistance that you know will come, and to work your way through, and real achievement is surely yours. -- Ralph Marston

I Need Some Help
I have 260,000 points to level and i really could use my friends to come in and please rate my stash and pics and maybe send some of your friends i always return the love. I always help people people level up. Thanks Love your friend Kim

Thoughts On Nothing
In deepest contemplation of a serious thought Dwelling on a Subject of which I know naught I’ve decided that the knowledge that is needed for this stuff Is not within my scope of things, I do not know enough Some day when I have learned some more, I may think on this again Off in the future far away, If I remember to begin Doc 2007

Ugh Grrr
I don't know if its the skins that some people use or the change in profile page formatting or what the deal is but they totally are not displaying right for me. First, there's this empty black box covering up that first area where a person talks about themselves. Annoying but not so terrible. Then when I try to leave a comment the actual text field and submit button and not in the same area of the screen as the graphics that describe them. Highly annoying. I'll have to check later and see if it does better with a different browser.

I Know Who I Was Thinking Of...
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; i love you. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Ha Ha
A rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo. With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."

She Was Only 5
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

The Origin Of The Pdc
Since I have been asked bout my title I shall explain it :) PDC *AKA* puppy dog club - (according to my friends..) a group of males who feed the monster that is my bad attitude by telling me how pretty I am. (according to me ) a group of my male friends who love me cuz I am just that great :P hrmm ok maybe my friends are right LOL anyways, making a PDC member folder .. if ya wanna be in the folder... let me know ill travel your pics & rip my fav! *mwah!*

Mexican
i am still working on "Mrs. Noggle #5".......i will finish it by friday! but here is a little taste!! this is.... M is for "MEXICAN" i am half mexican. my mom is white. & my dad was mexican. he was born in texas but his parents were from mexico....when i was growing up in union city,indiana --there really weren't that many hispanic people living there. but now they make up about 1/3 of the population in that little town! when i was a kid the only other mexican kids that i had any contact with were the migrants at school. they'd only be there for half the school year. they could always tell that i was latin even tho i had my mom's pale white skin. they'd alway ask me if i spoke spanish & i'd say,"no." they'd say, "oh." & walk away disappointed. i dunno why that was--i dunno why they wouldn't talk to me after that.but that's just how it was. i never learned spanish. & the only spanish that i do know now is what i learned my freshman year in high school. i still swear that i will le

Homework And Fighting Over It
The school system here has created a new way of keeping the parents informed about their kids' grades, it is called school loop. It is fantastic! You know exactly what your child has for homework and if they are missing anything and what they got for a grade on each assignment and test. I am so glad that the school district has provided this to parents. Today, I went on the site to see if my son has missed any assignments and low and behold, he is missing one he was supposed to turn in Monday. I called him at his lunch break and calmly told him that I know he didn't turn it in and that if he didn't not want to be grounded this weekend, that he had better get it turned in or have a note from the teacher saying he did turn it in. He said he had and then he got angry telling me that there was no way I could see his personal stuff. I laughed and told him exactly what he got on his quiz and his homework for 2 of his classes. He quickly realized I actually have access. He stup

Va Tells Vet, "your Checks Stopped Coming Because Your Dead"
Government Tells Woman She's Dead MADISON COUNTY, Ga. -- Twenty-two-year-old Lisa Kohlhagen of Colbert, Ga. in Madison County went through Army basic training but was discharged after a knee injury. She said when her disability checks stopped coming, the Department of Veteran’s Affairs told her it was because she was dead. “It was a complete shock. I started crying. I was really upset,” said Kohlhagen. Kohlhagen’s knee isn’t what it used to be. After a bad fall towards the end of basic training three years ago, she was discharged due to a stress fracture of her right knee. “I can’t stand for long periods, I can’t bend down, I can’t jump. I can’t do any exercise that involves my legs,” Kohlhagen said. The V.A. approved her for 10 percent disability, but two months ago, her $115 monthly checks stopped coming. She called the Army for an explanation. “And I called them because it wasn’t there and they said, ‘You’re dead,’ and I said, ‘No, I’m not dead.’ And they

Parish The Thought
Tonight after work I'll be attending a parish (Lutheran churches are grouped in parishes by geographic area not unlike what you'd call counties in Louisiana) education meeting. The only reason I knew about it was that yesterday before work I asked another church member I knew on the committee when it was rescheduled to. I usually stop by Bethany Lutheran on Wednesdays during their mid-morning coffee break at about 10 A.M. to catch up on what's going on. The various treats people bring aren't so bad, either; I remember Evie (not one of the pastors, custodian, or one of the secretaries, but a regular volunteer there) brought apple fritters fresh from Miracle Mart, and they're really good! Especially when you realize that when you cut one in half, the calories escape! Regarding our church's youth program, I learned that the youth director position is going to be filled by three people. Not because one person can't (theoretically) do the job despite problems we had with our last on

Something Everlasting
As things go, I have to leave you At times I wonder why there is The cruelty and bitterness Of parting, and then sit and cry It's all gone now. It's all over My life as I've always known it Things change, time passes People come, people go; all I do is hurt Sometimes maybe I'll say hello Sometimes maybe I'll call your name Sometimes I'll cry at the thought of distances Sometimes....with you again The heartache in endless questioning Surely you have understanding Someone knows, someone cares, someone.... I need something everlasting

Could You Be The One For Me?
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts

Infinity
Just to behold her Elegant Beauty brings this Man such Pleasure. To gaze into her eyes kindles the flaming desire he holds for her. Her coal black hair, soft & silky as the satin sheets from her bed. Her lips has the softness of rose petals, and are laced with the poison of passion. The touch of her lips pressed against mine leaves me breathless. Looking into her eyes cast a spell on my soul. My desires burn within. The touch of her soft creamy white skin against me bring floods Of passion throughout my body. Her voluptuous body pressed against mine in the heat of passion, Our bodies intertwined in such intensity. Together our body and spirit becomes INFINITY.

Some People Huh!!
A story of a man standing in a queue at a supermarket ... I have a dog called Joe, I'd just bought him a large bag of Winalot dog chunks in Walmart and was standing in the queue at the checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital the last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in weight before I woke up in intensive care, with more tubes coming out of me than a London underground station. I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to fill your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is completely nutritious, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, especially the guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in tha

Join Me In Death By Him
Their was a low point in my life where things just werent looking up and this song crept into my heart. Not that I would killmyself or anything like that but it did cross my mind momentarly though. Join Me In Death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come was so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before live tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't wor

Held By An Angel
That cold December afternoon no one knew what was in store, but I'd bet you anything he won't talk on his cell in the car no more. Yea after that crash no one knows how he walked away but in my heart I know just what happened that day. His head went through the window his story he lives to tell, I realized miracles can happen when you're held by an angel.

Life & Love Philosophies
I will let you know now that this is going to be random, like me...lol...so just bare with me...and this is going to be mostly about love...yes, I said LOVE! Love is not blind, it seems more and not less...and because it sees more it is willing to see less...there fore true love sees all flaws and fuck-ups but it looks past all those things...looks to the soul itself, and the raw emotion that comes from it...that love... No one is perfect...but if you embrace those flaws and imperfections you can love yourself completely...and when you are happy and love yourself others will love you too...but you cant love another without being able to love in first... Perfecting is in the eye of the beholder...and the one who loves you will see all those imperfection...but will love you even more for them...because your imperfection make you the you that they love... Sing like no one is listening...Dance like no one is watching...Work like you dont need the money...Laugh like its going ou

Can We Still Be Friends?
I was cold and hurting lost out in the night wandering and searching for heaven's light I saw the night sky clearing when you spread your rainbow wings But little did I know what joy you would bring From that moment on a friendship did start you kissed away my tears and sheltered my heart I bless the day God sent him from above But then I grew fearful for I had fallen in love I told you this feeling and what did you say? You said you liked our friendship and that's how it would stay I cried for a friendship I thought I lost But then felt your warm, gentle hand You then whispered in my ear that by my side you'll forever stand

Jr.'s Thought's And 1 Of Mine
I'M A LITTLE BROKEN HEARTED BUT JR. SEEMS TO BE MOVING ON I THINK IF WE CAN FORGET ABOUT THE PAIN AND COCENTRATE ON THE DRIVER....WE WILL ALL FEEL BETTER LET JR. USE THE PAIN TO KICK ASSSSSS....GOOO JR. THIS IS FROM HIS PERSONAL BLOG My thoughts on the whole thing Published by DaleJr May 17th, 2007 in Uncategorized. Tags: No Tags. Following my press conference last week, I recorded a short video to post on my Infield Parking page to inform you guys about my decision to leave DEI. I did so with the intention of expanding a little more here on the blog, but it’s been a tougher to get in front of a computer than I thought. The decision to leave DEI was the toughest I’ve ever had to make. I love DEI and the people who work there. When I got up in front of all the employees last Tuesday morning and told them about my decision, it was very, very difficult. But they deserved to hear it from me and nobody else. As tough as it was to come to this decision, I’m sure it w

Earthquakes And Oceans
She says she wants rough fuck soft but I know one way - straight ahead - so I am stuck between the mountain and the mounting, made slack by silly hopes and dreams of "oh my god"s and earthquakes while ripples where we tread water get more satisfaction than this tired old stiff, standing with the flesh of young and sweet so close. I'm confused, connected to her by her hands laid down upon the handle and her hair afloat and reaching like tentacles of some damn sea creature sucking like a siren to the rocks of, damn it, yes, rough fuck soft. I'll give in and give it to her just the way she wants it and I'll love it, want more, and make her again and again here and on the beach, in her bed, in mine, the kitchen floor, the bathtub, then begin again until this old stiff is finished and they bury me at sea. © All rights reserved

Random Again
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Vacation Update 4: New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly
You know, most people hear the word 'vacation' and they think about getting away for a few days, possibly to a warmer climate, maybe to enjoy an umbrella drink or five or seven or twelve. Then there's those unfortunates who use the ol' 'vacation' as an excuse to get a ton of work done, in the hopes of catching up. That's the thing though; you NEVER get caught up when you're a workaholic... you just keep finding shit to do. Aaaaaaaanyway... let's get on with this, shall we? NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got another set of those tattooed boobies (could possibly be the same chick from yesterday come to think of it...looks like she deleted the other one anyway): RateMyWOW: Tattoos and Boobies (ladies, get YOURS in today...and don't forget the WOW in the photo with you. No WoW = Not getting posted) oh, look... we added a bunch of videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including: Chicago Candy Factory Blown Up For Batman Movie Rita the MILF in a Fishnet Outfit Malaysia's 'King Tooth' pulls a T

His Desision To Leave Dei
This had to be such a heartbreaking decision for him.... This is what he had to say about leaveing DEI.. My thoughts on the whole thing Published by DaleJr May 17th, 2007 in Uncategorized. Tags: No Tags. Following my press conference last week, I recorded a short video to post on my Infield Parking page to inform you guys about my decision to leave DEI. I did so with the intention of expanding a little more here on the blog, but it’s been a tougher to get in front of a computer than I thought. The decision to leave DEI was the toughest I’ve ever had to make. I love DEI and the people who work there. When I got up in front of all the employees last Tuesday morning and told them about my decision, it was very, very difficult. But they deserved to hear it from me and nobody else. As tough as it was to come to this decision, I’m sure it was equally difficult – if not more – for the fans to hear about it. I know many of you who are fans of mine are also fans of DEI. I hope tha

Women Will Be The End Of Me
why is it that every woman i hook up with turns out to be a bitch and either sleeps with my best friend, or leaves with all my money, hell i even had 2 that got pregnant and left, sadly only one of the children made it, but still i never get to see him, so seriously if you are a dumb bitch and you do the stupid shit that i just described, dont even fuckin talk to me, i have seriously had enough of that bullshit

Nationalities
if you're born in America, you're an American! i don't care if you are of Irish, or Italian descent, you are _not_ Irish or Italian respectively. what is your nationality on your birth certificate? i am Scottish, i was born in Scotland, i was raised in Scotland, and my luck holding out as it is, i still live here... DON'T tell ppl lies... GET IT RIGHT!! p.s. oh, and for ppl that deem to downrate, thanks for the points ;)

Dj Ali Test Bully
Come hear some WiKkId shit with DJ~ALI in Fubars hottest Lo/Lette lounge. Cmon....were all waitin for ya...MMFWCL!! Click any picture to get in.. center> What ya waitin for homies?? GET IN HERE.....WooP WooP!!

I Love You
Sending you my love with words spoken true From the depths of my heart I send them to you Like petals of a rose is the touch of your face I can feel it every time we're wrapped in embrace The taste of your lips is like sweet dripping honey Feels like butterflies swirling inside of my tummy The warmth of your touch is like a torch of fire The tingling inside makes me burn with desire So I just wanna say my love for you is true Along with these words I wanna say "I Love You"

Fallin For You
(Fallin For You) I never knew I could feel this way The way I feel about you these days I've tried to tell you How much I care for you But when It came down to it I just couldn't quite do it When we first met I wasn't quite sure yet But when you touched me You sent chills right through me You knew that i was afraid So you told me everything would be okay You were experienced You told me I should experiment Even though I was scared and didnt want to do it You cought me off guard and showed me how to do it I thought I was going to die But I felt like I could fly I never really told you But I think i'm fallin for you.

An Ode To A Friend
To me you mean the world To the world you mean everything. We are the best of friends That friends could ever be. You are near and dear to my heart. And hope that we never drift apart. You can always count on me Like i can always count on you. Meeting you was like a dream come true. I never thought that i would meet someone quite like you. And now that i have i feel complete And i thank you for being there for me.

Hehehehehe
What is your Sexual Obituary? Filled with laughter, angela died while in the sack with their lover, The men's olympic team.angela will be terribly missed by The orphans down the block. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sense Of Humor
I got this from a friend online. A friend of a friend of his died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says "Expired". So her nephew got her one on ebay! She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone can see it and many people have stopped to get a chuckle. There are two pictures here so scroll down. Give us a sense of humor. Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

For You
(For You) For you I would kiss the sky For you I would die For you there is nothing I wouldn't do If it means I would never lose you For you I would cross the sea Wherever you are there I'll be For you there is nothing i wouldn't do If it means I would never lose you. These are the things I'd do only for the one I Love No one else matters but you All this that comes from my heart is true.

A Love Poem
A Love Poem When I look at you my heart skips a beat. But I hope our love is true. You're the one I'm proud to meet. You make me happy when I'm blue. I don't notice anyone else while walking down the street. I'm glad when it's just us two. Loving you is a treat. But you made me realize our love really is true.

Well... Today 8/30/07
i got up around 11 like i usually do LOL.. what a bum huh? then I ate my lunch which was mac & cheese with no milk in it cuz my brother drank the rest of it this mourning with his breakfast Little Brat!! so needless to say mom had to replace the milk with butter so it tasted nasty Anyway it was pretty nice outside today so i went ouside because im getting sick of staying inside all the time and plus my little dog was outside throwing a hissy fit because she hates going anywhere without her mama yes... mama im all shes got her mother died after she was born so my 2 awesome aunts and grandmother fed her every 2 hours and did everything that the mother would do to keep her alive there is not a day that goes by i dont thank Mandy (lilys mom) for bringing my little angel into this world even though it costs her her life I MISS YOU MANDY GIRL that pretty much sums it up

A Poem
Looking deeply into your eyes i keep thinking nothing can keep us apart. I knew you were the one from the start. You took my breath away and made me immortal with just one kiss. Your kiss is one thing i hope i never have to miss. When you leave i cant wait to taste your lips again. Every time i'm with you all i ever do is commit a sin So lets pray with our lips and hope to be saved Everyone acts ashamed of how we behaved They turned us down and wouldn't give us support They treated us like we were creatures of some sort.

Trying To Have A Good Time But Cant!
hi im paul mercer 25 year old male happly married with a baby n the way and a 5 year old daughter. i joined fubar not because i was asked to or to scam on women, i joined cause i wanted to and have more fun in here. fubar to me is like myspace.com 4 sheets to the wind! well i came in and one lady who i thought was nice accused me of flirting with her cause i sent her a comment trying to be a nice guy. but when people come around and go to my family and cry wolf makes me not want to be here! so my question is WHAT THE FU*K? thank you

Sex Of A Fly
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

The Tornado
your words twist around me like a tornado of hurt rampaging through every part of me doing damage to everything it touches stopping only when the night gives way to dreams dreams of the calm that surely follows every storm dreams that lead only to a place of rebuilding a place where the pieces fit again as the sun rises so does the momentum of the warm wind wind sweeping away with it any happiness derived from knowing you ~angela bennett 2007