Fubar Blog Posts 1

Day Off
today my hangover went away quick, which was cool. i called the girl i always hang out with on my day off. she is supercool, she drives me to the liquor store and waits while i go into the store and then go to the subway next door. she is cute with big tits and a cute smile. plus, she likes me which is somewhat uncommon seeing that im 27 with a crappy job, no money, and i sleep in a basement. we had sex for the first time a couple weeks ago. i usually drink 1.5 drinks an hour so i can really enjoy the whole experience of getting drunk. tonight i will be going to the bar with this girl i used to date and she said she wants to have sex with me cuz we have "unfinished business." im glad im off today because it is friday, we will be slow and i have a cool friday night. i hope i dont get that drunk because i do have to get up early tomorrow and work all day, but we will see. i might be seeing the girl that i consider "my girl" even though we wont have a commitment anytime soon. s

So What A Joke....
So I supposedly I had a friend on here.....he talked of wanting to spend time with me.....telling me I am special because he has told me things he has told no one else....that he trusts me...etc etc....he knows I have feelings for him and he strings me along saying hes not ready....he's not ready but yet can sit and make fake ass committments to people ONLINE....he can spend HOURS upon HOURS talking to me on the phone and is more than fine with me giving him shit to make his life easier....being there for him to talk to when he is scared about moving away from his family....thats all fine but being there for anyone else? NO thats to much to ask for....to consider the idea of not having 50 female friends on here that he calls by pet names like m'lady sweet and possibly being original....yeah that cant happen....so heres to you Michael you lying ASS!

The Language Of America
Here I sit; amazed, astounded and quite honestly amused. Looking back on a day that could only be classified as far less than stellar, I have realize that the "language" of the American people is certainly English, yet the most common dialect in America the form of English we have grown completely accustomed to is Bullshit. Let's face it, no matter where you stand you are knee deep in it and it goes on for miles. It pollutes the air and those that choose not to speak this particular dialect are looked down upon while those fluent in its prose heap piles more on top of them. I am thoroughly convinced that there are levels of bullshit. We have the global bullshit, the local bullshit, and the personal bullshit. I believe that the only thing that causes cancer is an overly sensitive allergy to Bullshit. and i have about 6 months to live. Let's have a look at the Global bullshit first. Global Bullshit is the type of bullshit that we as a people have to deal with because it's pumped in thro

Choices..the Razorwire Tightrope
I like it here. That special place that makes a person feel a live. That state of being on the edge of every thing. It’s like tight rope walking on razor wire across the Himalayas. Invigorating, Dangerous. Worrisome. Painful. Exhilarating. And most of all Alive. I have been walking that tightrope for a long time. It wears on you. The most amazing and perhaps amusing thing is it is an addiction. Most people back away from it for fear or safety. Other stay back not because they don't like it, just because they simply can't handle it. It's too much to juggle everything else when something places you on the edge. The problem with being on the Edge for any reason is most of the time it seems as though there is nothing you can do to control your situation. It then comes down to the only choices we have ever had in life. Accept it or do not accept it. In Short Step up or Step aside, as Mr. Titus put it. Step up or step aside. Accept it or refuse to. These are the only choices we

Saddle Up To Find The Cure
So tomorrow is the Saddle Up to Find the Cure (for Breast Cancer) horse show. Im really nervous. I have not gotten nearly as much time on Buck as i would like hes not even neck reigned yet. wont back up with me on his back. Im really scared im going to go there and make a complete ass out of my self. I know im there for the cuase but it would also be nice to place well in the classes im in. Work really put a dent in Bucks training so did starting out with Classy. So i dont know what im going to do. I have great shirts great tack and a not so well trained horse. I know i know i know just go and have fun, but how much fun are you going to have if your embarrassed cuase your horse is not doing well.

Love
off the record there's somethin i need to say to you this ain't easy but it's what my heart has to do cause i can't let you go untill i let you know that off the record im still in love with you By Aaron Watson gud song but sad

Made 4 Me By Starry!!!
This Crazy, sexy, kool Lady Is On The Market For SPOTLIGHT!!! Hit Her Up Give Her Lots Of Luv Send Her Lots & LOts Of $$$$ Bling Bling Bling Her Or Just Go Blow Up Her Page! Miss Crys SO DESERVES TO Be IN THE LIGHT!! Repost Pwheeeeeeeezzzzzzz!!!!

You Make Me Sick
This girl Redneck Fantasy has been telling everyone on this site that she had a baby when in all reality she has not!!! she was never even pregnent!!! She has even went as far as to post pictures of babies on her page that aren't hers, Please don't give in to her lies, all she is looking for is gifts & points, 1 of my good friends has already bought her a vip. She is truely a sick person so please let everyone kno. Here are some of the pics she has been posting this is NOT her baby!!! As you can see the real mother is in the background of one of these pictures. Redneck Fantasy claims she had a little boy ?? hmmmm then why is there a pic of a baby girl on her page ?? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HERE IS HER PROFILE LINK: Redneck Fantasy & my new owner is dust me pink@ fubar (repost of original by '~Ðü§† M€ Þîñk ~Club F.A.R ~ The Lollipop Gurlz ~SBG' on '2008-08-22 18:28:06') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-08-22 18:37:55') (repost of

The Hunchback Of John Mccain. A Funny Picture.
Enjoy this picture I created. The Hunchback of John McCAIN. Bush's war. Have you had enough of petitions, rallies, and protests that have not worked to end war, and to get needed legislation enacted into law? The Republican party and their conservative members appears insulated from the public and unresponsive to the public. However their contributors do not appear insulated from the public and can collapse under pressure to a withering telephone campaign threatening mass boycotts of their products until they get their friends at the GOP to do what we want. Simply silently boycotting these companies will not do enough. You need to get as many people as you can to take the political fight to these companies that aid the Republican party. Please make these 4 toll free phone calls and get as many people as you can to make these phone calls today to get the following progressive legislation enacted. Please give me an American Flag after you make these phone c

Need Your Help Please
I WANT EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR TO BE BUBBLY, AND YOU CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN! IM HAVING A BUBBLES CALENDER CONTEST! THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST WITH WINNERS TO HAVE AT LEAST 100 RATES. PERSON WITH MOST RATES AT END OF CONTEST WINS CHOICE OF WHAT MONTH THEY CHOOSE TO BE HIGHLIGHTED ON MY PROFILE IN A CALENDER! YOU WILL ALSO BE THE COVER. i need a 100 rates to be on this calendar. appreciate anyone that can help me please.let u know when she puts me on it heres the link . i am way behind. getting a late start on this one

Say What?
unlike jim, i'm not nice enough to take the time to reverse this...i'll just trust that you guys can start at the bottom and work your way up...i have faith. and i feel super special that he thinks i'm great! WhiteWolf ...: lol...no...you are just so great...that i wish u like all thos things ->WhiteWolf ...: was that some kind of riddle? WhiteWolf ...: i am far away silly. it is so hard to see ur charm acrave u so strong without hope ->WhiteWolf ...: is that how you usually say hello? WhiteWolf ...: married? are u into anal? huge dicks? 4some?

Guess The Lyrics 2
Yes, the baddest. You know what to do. Googling is cheating ! 1- Now you can wait your whole life wondering when it's gonna come or when it's been. 2- On a perfect day, I know that I can count on you, When thats not possible, tell me, can you weather the storm 3- I'll never kill you again, put my faith in your hands, I only race with you cause being late is not in the plan 4- And you don't have to make your mind up, I just wanna take my time with you, if that's alright, it's alright 5- You're physically in this, but how can we tell, if we was meant to be in bliss if you're not mentally as well (YES, STILL LOVE IT) 6- Can I talk my shit again ? Even if I don't hit again ? Dog are you fucking kidding ? 7- I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due, to the man that's made a difference in my world 8- Instinct leads me to another flow everytime I hear a brother call a girl a bitch or a hoe 9- If our love was a fairy tale, I would charge in and re

Baby Pronounced Dead Lives After Hours In Cooler
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A stillborn Israeli baby who was pronounced dead by doctors "came back to life" on Monday after spending hours in a hospital refrigerator. The baby, weighing only 600 grams at birth, spent at least five hours inside one of the hospital's refrigerated storage units, before her parents, who had taken her to be buried, began noticing some movement. "We unwrapped her and felt she was moving. We didn't believe it at first. Then she began holding my mother's hand, and then we saw her open her mouth," said 26-year-old Faiza Magdoub, the baby's mother. The baby was pronounced dead several hours earlier, after doctors at Western Galilee hospital in northern Israel were forced to abort her mother's pregnancy because of internal bleeding. Magdoub was 23 weeks into her pregnancy. "We don't know how to explain this, so when we don't know how to explain things in the medical world we call it a miracle, and this is probably what happened," hospital deputy director Mo

Help Pervy Get A Happy Hour
Please Help Pervy get a Happy Hour What do you have to do? You have to be at least Level 7 on Fubar Then goto Stephanie Lynn's page You must do this in order 1. Rate her (10 or above) 2 Fan her 3 Add her as a friend when you add her your request must say Lindsay aka 'Pervalicious Babyy **[I Kidnapped Lisa] sent me to Rate/Fan/Add you -------------------------------- Then go back to and send Pervy a message and she will give you 3000 Fubucks

Hospital Woes.
Well it happened. I got the phone call this afternoon. For people that read all my blogs. Yup. They are going to operate. On Monday morning @ 7:30am Cubby will be under the knife. For those that know what i'm talking about, the first doctor is doing it. After 5 MRI's they see the swelling has gone down enough to do it safely. Ya, i'm scared shitless. Ya i think i better get drunk tonight. Never in my life have i been this nervous. Hold me. I'll be offline awhile, so if you don't see me, you'll know why. I might take Sunday off of Fubar too, i think i need to spend time with the million cats i own, and friends and family. Back surgery is never an easy to go through, and there are risks. But thank god i don't live in Flordia, i might wake up with an arm chopped off. LOL. PS, if i get one hug i'll delete your ass. Treat me the same as you always do. I'm pretty emotional and don't need Fubar friends feeling sorry for me. DO YOU HEAR ME? For thos that read this after Monday, see

Yes I Am
I am miserably grouchy and irritable:) I leave for Vacation first thing in the A.M. though. I guess the stress of struggling to open my own(R.E.) office coupled by the fact that I cant even manage to keep a SUPER LONG DISTANCE internet realtionship without fucking it up and total PMS is just getting the best of me. So I will STFU & stop whining if you can make me smile??

Have U Ever Wonder??
have u ever took the time to think of everythin u take for granted?? the smell of the mornin air,the sun upon ur skin,to hear someone say they love u,the laughter of ur children! no one knows how long they have so today everytime u look at somethin think would u miss it if it was gone? make sure if u love someone let them know casue who is to say ur gonna be here tomarrow to do!

Pray For My Granddaughter !!
Today my heart got shattered I was awoke by the phone a call telling me that my 2nd oldest Granddaughter had been hit by a Toyota Pick up that ran a stop sign !! She has a 50 50 chance of surviving this her brain is fine, but the rest of her body is all broke up !! My God she is only 11 years old she's a baby Cheyanne is a beautiful Blond haired blue eyed girl with a heart of gold !! What is wrong with people why are they running stop signs & hitting OUR children OUR grandchildren !! Do they not know what a STOP sign is for she was crossing the street she was suppose to be safe crossing a cross walk !! I am so angry this beautiful girl is lying in the hospital fighting for her life, because of some MORON who didn't take the time to STOP at a STOP SIGN !!! I'm sorry I am just so angry that I could lose another Grandbaby I don't want to lose another one !!! PLEASE PLEASE Pray for her to get better !! Her name is Cheyanne Winter Dawn Please Keep Her In Your Prayers Please !! Tha

Part One
To dwell on the past choices we have made and wonder at their results is a good way to bring yourself to indecision. The same goes for over-analyzing current choices and how they will affect the future. We live in a beautiful, chaotic world. If you have ever heard me talk about the concept of infinity and infinate results, then you will understand a little of what I mean by that. Accept the chaos for what it is. The chaos does not stop by analyzation and the chaos gets worse by over-analyzation. Make the choices that you feel are best for you in the now and let the future, the chaotic future , take the form it desires.

Yeah!
Just wanted to let everyone know that my father came home from the hospital today!!!!! He is able to walk pretty well on his own and although gets tired rather quickly, he is on the road back. Thank you sooooooo much for all of your thoughts and prayers throughout the past almost 2 months...they helped enormously!!!! As I had mentioned in the past, he IS a tough "old codger" and at 80, any additional time we have with him is indeed a blessing!! I DO have the best friends ANYONE could ask for on Fubar! I love you ALL!!!!

Caption This Three Round Two Rules
THE RULES.... 1. NO DRAMA!! 2. NO CHEATING!! 3. SELF PROMOTING AND BOMBING A MUST! 4.MIN. COMMENTS FOR EACH PRIZE LEVEL... 1ST NEEDS @LEAST 21,000 COMMENTS 2ND NEED @LEAST 16,500 COMMENTS 3RD NEEDS @LEAST 11,500 COMMENTS YOU HAVE 10 DAYS FROM SUNDAY @ 11 AM TO WED. SEPT 3 @ 11AM THE TOP THREE FINISHERS WIN ... FIRST IS : 30 DAY BLAST OR 70 CREDIT BLING PACK SECOND IS: 1 MONTH VIP OR 25 CREDIT BLING PACK OR A 7 DAY BLAST THIRD IS: 3 DAY BLAST OR 12 CREDIT BLING PACK AND 100K AND A BONUS PERSON WITH MOST RATES RECEIVES A 10 CREDIT BLING FROM ME!! ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO SHOUT ME~ THANKS AGAIN SHELLY~

My Good Friends Niece
My friend called me today because her 11 year old niece is in pediatric intensive care with third degree burns on 17% of her body (hands, legs and backside). She got hot grease knocked over onto her while in the care of her father....I am asking for prayers for her please if you are able to!!!!!

Most Recent
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! dammitdave~fu-o... (Stepped away) United States remove friend subject: owned again date: 2008-08-22 16:19:36 Say hello to my newest owner. Go show her some fu love. http://www.fubar.com/user/1426607 Check out the following: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2431659068 http://www.fubar.com/blog/240455/862109

Wha?
wha? sitting alone with time and wine and trees... thinking that nothing means love like listening.. and nothing pretends like thought... words discuss and impress... they hide and decide.. and once, when given a moment, they slip slide into that deeper movement with skin pressed to air.. when moment is there and that is.. this nothing... the best gift i've ever been given... is all else that gives us excuse to be true...with that 'oh so not me' subtract contract. but there is the who behind…and we all know....why we search for excess.... it's in hearts hurting, mind bending, scab picking messiness.. its in hope sinking, love making, heart breaking... it's what makes us.. it's in where we hide...velvet and suede....rough edges..torn hems... it be where this me meets what i can't see..and why in the wide open we hide... and sit I now smoking..and still..past the addiction is the feeling... alone, to be... on a reservation i learned what smoke should be. i do not

In A Contest For A Happy Hour
ok i know im way behind in this one and dont have a chance but i would like to stay in second place if you could give some help third place person is gaining ground i would like to stay in second plz and thank you for everybody that is and has been helping me out in this keep up the good work im getten some bling sometime here and ill be sure to give some once this is all over ty again here is the link

Deeper
He poured it in her ear, the idea of him on top, slowing time down to enter her, convincing her that everything would stay between them, with his back to the air and her bottom on the mattress, their motions surrounded by the smell of love and fabric softener. She wanted him behind her, a position of trust, tossing aside suspicions of what he might do behind her back and how easily he could hide who else he might be thinking of. But he did not want to look over her shoulder, he wanted to be in her eyes, moving his hips in slow clock- wise rotation, making the cold stone expression on her face crumble. She'd been wearing her countenance that way since the first day they met, after one lover refused to stay inside her and another was so indecisive, she was forced to mount the problem and dominate. But no more. And she cried because he did everything he said he would do to her but when he was finished, he did not leave.

My Auction
HEY YALL. OK HERE IS THE THING IM IN AN AUCTION AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOU CAN CLICK ONT HE LINK BELOW AND CHECK OUT WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER AND SEE IF YOU LIKE IT. IF YOU DO JUST PLACE A BID ON ME AND HOPEFULLY YOU WILL WIN ME. TINA AND GARRETT

Conservatives Vs Liberals
> A Condensed Version of History > For those that don't know about history...... here is a condensed > version. > Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic > hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the > summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the > winter. > The two most important events in all of history were: > 1. The invention of beer, and > 2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to > the beer. > These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were > the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct > subgroups: > 1. Liberals > 2. Conservatives. > Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the > beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can > were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around > waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the > brewery

#1 Blog (not That Good) Lol
Ummm yea so this is my first blog here on fubar. Can you tell? Well maybe once i become a God Mother and look back on this blog I'll have something better than this (whatever this is) to blog on. So what do ppl really blog about how much their life sucks or what....well im not even going to get into how much mines sucks because that would just be a lil selfish...I hate shellfish as matter of fact interesting fact about me #1)I don't eat seafood,including tuna from the can or crab or anything from the sea...jut in case you were wondering, or in case you wanted to take me on a hott date someday...If we end up at a seafood restaurant I'll slap you just for not reading this blog.. and if your a woman and wouldn't take me on a hott date then don't worry about it..lol I know it's kinda hard to understand me b/c i hate using periods and that grammar stuff :) so i know many ppl will read this and not know what the hell i was talking about ...but it's all good because this is my fi

To Believe
To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true. To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us. When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again. To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it. To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach. If only we believe.

A Few Moments
Sitting here staring at the computer screen, moments shared flashing across, bringing me to the past, your face resurfaced in my mind. Listening to soft instrumental music, memories built swirling around, tugging at my heart insistently, your warmth and gentleness hugged me. Pausing all my actions in mid motion, images locked unfolding once more, stirring bittersweet emotions, your presence never left me. Shuffling among the good memories, open conversations stimulating my heart, reaffirming my love for you once more, your sincerity kissed my soul. Smiling sweetly at no one, visions created mingling happily, filling me up with hopes and wishes, your future links intricately with mine. Fion Lim

Fighting With Someone
*PREFACE* this convo started with me trying to talk to someone and got one word answers.. pissed me off because it has been this way since i turned him down when he wanted pics of my vajayjay --------------------------------- HIM: lmfao um it's not like I haven't seen a pussy before.......so yeah, let's not go there Vanima: not saying yo uhaven't.. but ever since i turned it down.. you haven't spoken much to me.. Vanima: which is fine Vanima: but if thats how it is.. thats great.. i will just not message you *shrug* not a big deal HIM: lmfao has nothing to do with that so don't flatter yourself Vanima: wow d*****.. just wow... i wasn't.. but kind of felt that way due to you 1) not texting back 2) not emailing 3) barely saying 2 words to me on here... but whatever... i am not chasing you... too busy to deal with your shit HIM: Wow, I wasn't aware I was supposed to put my life on hold to pay attention to you. And for one I told you I changed my number....so wh

1 Question
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

Lol...oh Well...
Well, yes the ex's wife left him Sunday. I went all week long being his shoulder to cry on...and knew that it wasn't the pain he'd caused me that he was crying about. I finally pulled it out of him last night because he was still trying to hold onto me. I couldn't handle it anymore, I couldn't be his shoulder to cry on any longer. Because of the stress he's put her under, the child she's carrying is in danger. She is now forced onto strict bed rest for the remainder of her pregnancy. Hypertension, Gestational Diabtetes, and swelling of the legs and feet. He's finally seen what he's done and what he's caused and realizes some of the pain he put me through while carrying both of our kids. He's in a lot of pain...but I can not help him through it anymore. Karma is a bitch and I am getting mine. I'm OK, hanging in here and holding my head high. I've done some things that I never should have done because I loved him. It's a hopeless cause, I know that now and will no longer

Tell Me
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

Ryan Robbert Owens
(CHRONIC FUTURE) You're the element of surprise that none of us were prepared for The dead body behind the curtain that we couldn't help but stare towards This afternoon you were an only child and a friend to me This evening you're not breathing you're just the seed of a memory Memories of better days Turn the pages back to a faded photograph of Memories of yesterdays The years'll pass by but they'll never bring me back to you My memory remembers presently everything from that night My senses always sensor any awful images or sights But I didn't get to see through the eyes his poor mother did I just ask why she had to be the one to discover him All I ask is a better day A better way To carry the weight of you I sing this song to remember the days When I wasn't afraid To carry the weight of you To the friend that I love who has different roots of blood You are the earth that makes mud that comes from rain that made the flood We cycle in and out of what our

Letter In The Night
This is pretty deep and definitely worth reading! You just can't keep it to yourself, you've got to tell somebody about the love of God! Be blessed! One day a woman named Louise fell asleep in her bed and dreamed a very fitful dream. She dreamed that someone in Hell wrote a letter to her, and it was to be delivered to her by a messenger. The messenger passed between the lakes of burning fire and brimstone that occupies Hell and found his way to the door that would lead him to the outside world. Louise dreamed that the messenger walked to her house, came inside, and gently but firmly woke Louise. He gave her the message, saying only that a friend had written it to her from Hell. Louise, in her dream with trembling hands, took the letter and read: My Friend, I stand in Judgment now, And feel that you're to blame somehow. Never did you point the way. You knew the Lord in truth and glory, But never did you tell the story. My knowledge then was very dim; You could have l

Attack Of Conscience
There's this woman I met on here quite a while back. She's 49, married and lives in the states. Problem is this, we used to talk on yahoo and myspace every now and then. For some reason she got it in her mind that I wanted to go over to the states and "hook up" with her. In no way did I encourage this. I haven't talked to her for ages, 'cause to be honest she started creeping me out a little. I even put my yahoo to only show me as offline to her always. She's started to leave offline messages recently, as far as leaving me her mobile number today, hence this blog. I dunno whether to actually tell her she's creeping me out, because I don't wanna be horrible to her over a misunderstanding, of sorts. UPDATE This is the message I received back from her: yes i do undertsnad , i wasnt going to have u as a boyfriend any ways .

Whining...
I just feel like whining. My ex put me in a shitty mood. When I'm not with my kids I appreciate the time alone, but also miss them like crazy. He treats them as an inconveinence. He's always so worried about "me" time. Shit. He has 11 days of "me" time before he gets burdened with my beautiful children. I don't understand it. Maybe he's just had such a taste of freedom over the last 16 months that he just can't handle responsibility anymore? Or maybe he's just more worried about getting a bj from his flavor of the week? It makes my heart hurt knowing my kids go over there every other weekend and he's just annoyed by them.

Boyfriend
20 Questions to a Better Boyfriend Your boyfriend score is 65. What was it that first attracted you to this winner? His money management savvy? His discerning taste in friends--meaning he doesn't have any? Don't you fear taking him out in public? Perhaps you should. Discard this card, draw again.

2 Whom It May Concern
2 Whom It May Concern: Since, I talk 2 fast, mayb reading will equip ur overstandin skills 4 betta comp-pre-hension (comprehension). Suddenly, I must finally address whom find it asumin 2 entertain my thoughts with the new but old life mental emotion – Hatorade. It damn sure not an energy substitute surplement (it is not healthy). I could have sworn it take up more time 2 write hate, then 2 read, but U find out different when ur the target. From this point on READ SLOWLY, if u r experience any ecelective difficulties. Open ur mind or Websters, not ur mouth, comment page or legs. U of all people know I had 2 make choices that benefited me, my recovery, and where I choose 2 lay my head, not doin, givin or getting some head (Sex). So if ur mind was altered by what u missed 2 interpret, then I was clearly under the assumption a translator was not required. Instead now I have the funny feelin instructions r required when tryin 2 use any source of communication I’m speakin 2 U! No, I

Pimpage....
SHE TOLD ME TOO.... DAMN POWERFUL WOMEN. SO I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN HER AROUND, SOME CALL HER DUCKY, SOME CALL HER MS MOJITO, MOST HAVE SEEN HER RIPPING SOMEONE A NEW ASSH*LE IN THE MUMMS. SHE HAS BEEN HERE FOR QUITE SOMETIME NOW, AND DESERVES A LITTLE SPECIAL LOVING. SHE TAKES IT MOST ANYWAY SHE CAN GET IT, BUT PERFERS IT LUBED UP WITH SOME FU-BUX. YOU SEE WHAT YOU'LL BE SUPPORTING, I MEAN C'MON I KNOW YOU ARE EITHER JEALOUS, OR DROOLING, DEPENDING ON THE PLUMBING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. OR MAYBE THE WAY YOU SWING... WHO KNOWS.. BUT MOVING ON... THERE IS THIS LITTLE LINK HERE THAT YOU SHOULD CLICK PUT ENOUGH IN THERE AND YOU MAY GET LUCKY! PERSON WITH THE MOST ORIGINAL MESSAGE, ATTACHED TO A DONATION WILL RECIEVE A FUN LITTLE PIMP OUT FROM ME.... SOUND LIKE A PLAN? HERE IS HER PROFILE LINK IF YOU'D RATHER JUST PLAY AROUND, SHE LOVES STALKERS!! Ms. Mojito¢â{Katiemae's Piper} Punkin's boyf¢¾@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: Drunk1™@ fubar

Stuff About Me
HUMOR TEST Sunny/Dark: 8/10 drY/Gross: 7/10 Traditional/Offbeat: 0/10 Active/Passive: 2/10 DGT -- Dark Gross Traditional. This makes you a Prankster. Comedy for you is when a person is kept in the most discomfort for the longest period of time. This means practical jokes, pranks, and sticking a hair up a sleeping person's nose so he slaps himself awake. You are probably locked in some terrifying practical joke one-ups-manship with a like- minded soul. You are also probably a dude. You are able to acknowledge that Dumb and Dumber was a good movie, and that makes you a good person. You might like Meet the Parents, Punk'd, and that part in Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill where he convinces a friend that his car has been shoved off a cliff. I'm not describing this adequately. You got to read it. 12 % are this type. 58 people have taken this quiz since tracking restarted on October 20, 2007. Here is the distribution: DGO Fanboy/Fangirl 3.4 % ....

Leaving
by the end of next month i will be deleting my account i think its time to do so as i have not bin on in a long time not that it may mean anything to anyone but i have enjoyed the time in here. who knows maby if i get talked into it i ma leave it open and come back we shall see what happens

Road To Easy Street
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50. Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."

Silver's Rock Report! La Guns Rocks Portland!
Hey there!Me and my hunny went down to the Hawthorne Theater to see LA Guns last night.The place was packed! Saw a few old friends. Wild Child Tuller of Wild Child Magazine was there! (I am one of the original Wild Child girls, fyi, lol) And I do believe I saw a VERY sexy Smoochgirl! We had a great time.LA Guns can still pack them in and rock like there's no tomorrow! I just wish they could settle on a singer! This is the 3rd or 4th. The 2nd within the last 2 years. Nonetheless, the new guy rocked it. He had great stage presence and had the whole crowd singing along. I was not impressed with the covers they did. Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here," and the Rolling Stones, "You can't always get what you want", was not indicative of LA Guns style. The crowd looked a littl

Hot Tv Babes That Got Me Thru My Youth!
Duet to boredom, I got to thinking. I was a TV kid, obviously I watched alot of it, and got to thinking of the babes that fulfilled my dreams and fantasies. After much thought, here are my top 10 TV babes of all time 10) Mrs. Livingston...She was the Japanese maid on Courtship of Eddie's Father. The show was god awful, but I always wondered why Bill Bixby didn't tag that ass. Now it dawned on me, that she was married, but I blame her for my penchant for asian girls. 9) Janet...Three's Company...I like dark haired girls, and the blondes on there acted like morons. Janet was wacky, and cute, and brunette. And the smartest one on the show. 8) June Cleaver...hot, tiny, and with kids like the Beav, she had to be a secret drinker or had some lil helpers to get her thru. 7) Laura Tetrie/Mary Tyler Moore...before all her plastic surgeries that make her look like the Joker, she was one hot piece of woman. Even as a kid I wondered why they slept in separate beds. 6) El

I Don't Put Up With Stupid Shit!
Ok so here it goes. I wait for no one anymore I laugh at those who think it is funny to pull on emotions and play games. I walk away from those who think it is cute to have girls fight over them. I will just let go and say not worth it. I deserve someone who will be all mine and I will have no bullshit. Just that simple. i don't play games. I don't put up with bullshit :) don't you wish more girls were like that?

Why Do I Care?
I'm not sure...but apparently I did this too much and that was bad and now I feel bad and I'm wondering if there is some kind of shock therapy to ensure that it doesn't happen again...or at least it will happen in a not making me feel bad way. If someone knows of such device let me know, I could make my own but I worry about faulty wiring, etc... I think my vicodin is kicking in now :)

Facade
No one knows just what has become of her Shattered doll, desperate Oh so innocent and delicate But too damn obdurate And obstinate to let go Broken down, hurt again, it never ends Frightened and trembling Did she fall again? An accident? Her eyes encircled in black again I can't believe that she's still with him For how long will you try? How long until you walk away? Your facade can't disguise The fact that you're in misery Look inside see what has become of her Hiding within again Can she pick herself up again? It's just too difficult and arduous to let go Homicide flashes through her mind again No more pain, take control If he raises his hand again She'll find her freedom in killing him The world will see that she's had enough For how long will you try? How long until you walk away? Your facade can't disguise The fact that you're in misery For how long will you try? How long until you walk away? From the look in y

22 Years!
So in 1 week i will be 22. I feel old lol. I know I know Im still young. But blah! i hate birthdays. This one should be good tho. My best buddy is throwing me a party at her house, and I cant wait. I invited sooooo many people but I just hope they show up now. Its going to be soooo much fun. I hope things go well and theres no drama or anything. I think i need a date....any volunteers? hahaha Yea im gonna be waassssttteeeeddddd!!!!!!!

Ensign: Why God Shouldn't Have Called Me Either
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 22 August 2008 I was getting ready to type this week's Ensign this morning when I visited a friend's page online. I'd read a version of this a few years ago along the same lines (this Bible character was some negative characteristic), and I've noticed myself sometimes that we make living the life transformed by God through His Son Jesus Christ harder than it really is. Being a witness doesn't make us perfect, and the more you read through the Bible the more you realize it's not a prerequisite to serve God either. So we're all in pretty good company, and I want to thank my friend (that's a screen name because I do want to keep this person's confidence) for some perspective. We all need it. There are many reasons why God shouldn't have called you. But don't worry.... You'

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Update
The Pain Clinic called, and set up my spinal injections for the 24th. Which is great, but my followup to see if the injections worked is the 26th. I've been put on the waiting list, so if there is a cancellation, they will call me. I've told my boss that if they call, I'm going, and I'll let him know. Luckily, or not, we are slow at work, so this shouldn't be a problem. I have been deemed the floater, so I work wherever, and on future tickets, till I get it fixed, or worked out.

I Believe This Is True
To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that said, "You're beautiful" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that jus

Stupid Ext Cab
i'm done, i've had it, the damn thing is going up for sale i've had issues with my ext cab for a while ... its been down over a year now and i've dumped about a grand into it and i still haven't got it going again. we had it started but it wouldnt idle right ... its on my last nerve and i'm ready to torch it and be done with it ... does anyone want this thing? give me a price and i'll think it over, i'm just tired of messing with it. here's some info in it: its a 1998 Chevy Silverado, ext cab short bed, 5.7 Vortec 350 (V8), automatic tranny, 2 wheel drive, leather, power everything, 3rd door, bucket seats with console, tinted windows, chrome bed rails, new chrome step bars, chrome gas door, locking gas cap, tailgate lock, drop in bedliner, striaght pipe dual exhaust, rear tires are nearly new, and it's wired for a sound system. it does have some issues ... not starting is the main thing but it also has the big dent on the driverside door and ext cab section ... here's some

Being A Pain
well again it seems that even me who tries to do something everyone can be a pain in the you know what moments of jealousy thoughts of the end of life causes one to do things he should not but he does I have loved Sarah since I met her that will never change others may come and go still I will end up calling her name as much as I should be angered as much as I should feel hate I can only see her how one live knowing he was not the man he should have been? He gave what he thought he needed to but he failed again If I could do it all over I would have given you more time and attention but that was yesterday and I can not undo my faults and needless rymes so many to even mention

20 Questions
20 Questions to a Better Sense of Humor Humor Test Sunny/Dark: 7/10 drY/Gross: 9/10 Traditional/Offbeat: 4/10 Active/Passive: 3/10 DGT -- Dark Gross Traditional. This makes you a Prankster. Comedy for you is when a person is kept in the most discomfort for the longest period of time. This means practical jokes, pranks, and sticking a hair up a sleeping person's nose so he slaps himself awake. You are probably locked in some terrifying practical joke one-ups-manship with a like- minded soul. You are also probably a dude. You are able to acknowledge that Dumb and Dumber was a good movie, and that makes you a good person. You might like Meet the Parents, Punk'd, and that part in Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill where he convinces a friend that his car has been shoved off a cliff. I'm not describing this adequately. You got to read it. 9 % are this type. 55 people have taken this quiz since tracking restarted on October 20, 2007. Here is the distributi

Nice Guys Still Finish Last
To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that said, "You're beautiful" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that jus

Dear Joe & Sam
dear joe and sam im just going say this please read this know that im so fucking tried of bullshit i just some one just tell me the truth and do not be a pussy think im going fall apart becuse i benn so fucked over so manny times i do not care so you know i just find just one person that would tell me that in im not child im woman you know my nevers so shot not funny so hope you know ok i so fucking tried of this shit just want shut my self out from this dark cold world

My Nip Fire
You set my soul on fire, until I'm burning with desire. You light the match that inspires red hot fantasies of you and me, together as two lovers should be. I'm intoxicated by your scalding touch, and I never knew I could hunger so much. You move my heart like a fine work of art, but you fuel my soul until the fire rages out of control, and I'm lost to fantasies of you and me, together as two lovers should be. I need to feel your heat, and lose myself to kisses so sweet. This lonely heart cries out for you, begging for a rendezvous. I'll get no rest until I can still, a passion that remains volatile from red hot fantasies of you and me, together as two lovers should be. I know our spark could never miss, when I draw fire from your kiss and consume your body with fiery nips of delight that each hold a promise to ignite. Please say that you'll be mine and cling to me as flaming vine.

No Drama Lammas Allowed
I don't know how or why it happened...i'm just thankful it did happen. I went to bed one night with the boo hoo's and woke the next day with a smile. I found my smile :) I'm finally over the stress and hurt from the past years and most recent dramas of my life. I am light hearted and happy again yay me! Life goes on and another chapter is written...happily ever after here I come!

Singles Auction
I'm for sale!!! I am in Silentlizard's Singles Auction and I want you to own me!! Even if you don't want to bid, please rate my photo! Most rates wins a bling pack!! And I want it!! This is what I am offering: 1) F/R/A OWNER IF NOT ALREADY 2) ADD THEM AS #1 FAMILY MEMBER(durin ownership) 3) PLACE FU-OWNED BY ___B4 MY NAME(if owner wants) 4) DAILY COMMENT,DRINK, OR A GIFT (my choice) 5) RATE PICS 10's(up to 500 pic's){11's if VIP is given} DURING HH 6) RATE STASH(up to 500) THUMB's UP DURING HH 7) SFW SALUTE PIC 8) MORE IF THE OFFER IS HIGHER Click the pic to bid on/rate me!! Don't forget to R/F/A the auction hostess!! Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Bodyguard to Mikey - Fu-owned by Tappinit

Necrophilia....what The Hell Is The Matter With You People?!
This one is going out to the bleacher section: I was just browsing this facinating world wide web from this high speed (pppshhh) government computer and what comes up when I google "hot mayo sex"? Necrophilia. What the fuck. It's bad enough to get off about intercourse with dead people but to get off imagining Isla "She Wolf of the SS" coming to your house in the middle of the night, drugging you, and then you waking up two days later with a knotted rubber glove full of gravy up your ass, a daffodil sprouting from your urethra, and your hand glued to a remote with your thumb over the Play button, which upon pressing reveals two days of non-consensual full-body molestation that starts with you in a bathtub full of ice water, crescendos with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus violating your armpits while a bleacher full of people in Renaissance Festival garb cheer and wave their giant turkey legs in the air, and then ends with the aforementioned gravy-glove and daffodil. Ther

What Else Could Possibly Be Dumped On Me Now?
This was going to be one of those wah, I feel like dumping everything in this nice little white square and...but it's not going to be. I decided something this morning...this really awful morning. My mother was apologizing for my house being in disarray and me having to clean it pretty much myself because she moved out and things had to be moved out of the way which are now in the way. I told her, "Don't worry about it." I honestly meant it, I mean feeling as bad as I do this morning and practically being on the edge of tears (okay that's just PMS)I really didn't care, reorganizing the house is totally doable...I'm even thinking of moving some stuff around...doing some redecorating! She said, "You always say that. How are you so nice?" So I guess it made feel good that I didn't care and by not caring that made her feel good and even if I was having a not so shitty week, I realized it's my mom, so I still wouldn't have cared. She does a lot of nice things for a lot of people,

Goodbye To All
This is my good bye to all in Fu-land. In the year I have been on this site I have seen alot of things happen. I came to this site somewhat naive to the whole internet, and because of that got wrapped up in a ton of drama. But honestly, I wouldn't change it, because I have developed a core of friends that I consider family. So I choose to take this time to personally thank a few of you. If there are any I forget, please forgive me. * Moon - You are my true love. I met you when I needed a friend, and you became so much more. Thank you for all the miles we have walked together, and I am grateful that when I announced my love to you, it was returned. I look forward to going thru life with you side by side with me as my wife. I will be the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I LOVE YOU!!! * Tom - Though we went thru a rough spell for a while, you opened my eyes to a lot of introspection. I am lucky that you didn't hold back, and because of that I am a better person. You will alway

Team 1 Fu-angels , Sweetly Dominated Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Fbi Job
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun an

More B*tching.
Short, sweet and too the point. (Kinda like my pecker) If i get shouted or messaged one more time with this. "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" I'll cunt punch someone. No really, i'll fly to your hometown and cunt-punch you. If you read my profile you know i luv to comment, and get comments. If you don't wanna return them fine, but why would i go out of my way to make you happy? I got two of these messages today, sorry, i'm in a good mood, just sick of reading that. I am a smart ass and know i'll get 5 or 6 "You never leave me comments. I love your comments" in this blog. No, i will not fly out and cunt punch these people, cause i know they just want me to visit so they can grope my package. I'm not a piece of meat yanoo. :P Here ends my Friday rant. I blame it on Sonny, cause everything is Sonny's fault on Fridays. Cheers Back to leaving everyone dumb comment. Todays really sucks...

The Top 17 Bad Internet Pickup Lines
17) "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?" 16) "Anonymity makes me even more handsome." 15) "Your *dot* has me anything but calm." 14) "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?" 13) "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?" 12) "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?" 11) "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort." 10) "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L." 9) "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name." 8) "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship." 7) "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?" 6) "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?" 5) "My AIM says IM the one for you." 4) "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon." 3) "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software com

Some Where Out There
Some where out there, I know you are there. Some where out there, I can see your smile. In a cloud I can see your beautiful face. Some where out there, I know you are hiding, from the pain. Some where out there, I know you are scared, can't bear to show your face. Some where out there, I know you are crying, still trying to understand. As a friend i say a prayer, not for fame or fortune. I pray that someday you will find your way home again, where love awaits your return. Some where out there I know you are there, cause i can see your beauty in every blooming rose, I have seen you grow. The beauty you hide, is deep within yourself. You will find away, and i will be there till the very end. There is just a bend in the road. You will find the answers, hidden deep within your heart, and remeber we will never be that far apart. Some where out there.

Reasoning
... sparrow, your message is clear: it is not too late for my singing. --Tess Gallagher There was once a mother who loved to hang the laundry out on the clothesline in the backyard. Her baby crawled through the sheets and towels that almost touched the grass. The baby didn't talk yet, so nobody knew what she was thinking. Ten years later, the baby, twelve years old, told her that her happiest memory of childhood was playing in her "playhouse" of laundry on the line. She remembered thinking that her mother hung the sheets out there just so she could play in the grass and wind and sun! How wonderful to be living in a world where we can accidentally make people happy! This knowledge is a miraculous gift, and can give us reason to do every task well and with love, because it may be remembered for a lifetime by someone near to us. What happy memory do I have of childhood?

Sharing Cum
I enjoy kissing before, during and after oral sex. It's not really about tasting my cock from a woman's mouth, or my leftover juices, its just kinky sexuality in my eyes. Every woman that I've kissed after they given me head, OR, after I've been deep inside of them, LOVED the fact of sharing juices. Most women, at least the women I have the pleaure of knowing, think its so fucking sexy! I love kissing, tonque twirling , seductively with women after I spend a good 30 minutes down below, making their legs shake and their bodies quiver, until they force my bald head away from that sensitive area, after the juices and cream cover my full lips....... mmmm they always willingly kiss me, loving the taste of their pussy juices, licking my lips, and my face mmmmmmm My mouth is watering just thinking about it Mmm, and what are your thoughts about this? Is this something that you enjoy or or not and why?

Can You See Me?
Can you see me? All I wanted to be, was someone's hero, but sometimes I feel like a zero. In your eyes I can hear the words Goodbye. I have to sigh, Is this really the end? I feel like I finally found the bend in the road that leads to a place I have only dreamed of. I will plant a seed to remember where we first became friends. Can You see me? Can you see the tears, you use to chase away all my fears. Can you see the hurt that this has brought. Can you really see me, or am I just a memory. We use to laugh at eachothers funny jokes, or do what we could to make eachother smile. Can you see me? When I look at you now, I just don't see what I use to. Was it all a dream, cause that is what it seems. Can you see me, really see me.

Breathing Room
Look back on your life up to this point and you'll quickly see that many of your worries and concerns were completely unfounded. So why do you still insist on cranking out those worries at every turn of events? How many times have you looked back on an occasion with the regret that you didn't simply enjoy yourself? There's nothing you can do about those past regrets, but there's plenty you can do about right now. It's ridiculously easy to enjoy life, no matter what the situation. It's just a matter of letting go. Let go of the worry and anxiety, of the anger and envy, of the need to be right and the need to control everyone else. Let go of the need to have everything your way. Underneath all those layers of need and worry and negativity, there is pure joy. When you simply accept what is, and choose to enjoy the goodness in it, life can be wonderfully rich and beautiful. Stop worrying and fighting so much, and start enjoying a little more. Give joy some breathing room and i

Great Literature
But not the Charles Dickens kind. Reading is just as fun as looking, so read a story or two about sex and romance (and perversion) at Literotica. And just like the previous porn sites, this is reader contributions so every day has new stories to be had.

Let's See Who Wins
I have received some of the most beautiful sexy and erotic comments in the past. Some of the people that sent them and some of a fictional nature. Now I want to see if I can add to that. I will begin the contest today August 21st and run it till the end of September. This contest will be of salutes made for me. They must be salutes of the person that is sending them. There will be 2 catagories. The most sexiest and the most erotic. Use your imagination. I will put them in my albums and at the completion post the winner in the hall of fame album. Please tell me which catagory you wish to have your entry posted in. The entries will be for my eyes only and the winner will have the option of having me the sole right to either allow others to view it. And I will totally respect their wishes with no exceptions. So let's see what you can do. Good luck. John

One Of My Stories
Crimes of Passion The end of September suddenly changed in Colorado Springs. The hot summer days went directly to a cold rainy climate just as Labor Day passed. The trees changed what seamed like light coming on. From the deep greens of summer to the vibrant colors of fall. The warm breeze had but a cold chill with every breath it gave. Streets and lawns were covered with dark brown sheen of remnants of the decaying oak and maple leaves. Tami awoke around 10 a.m. that Saturday morning. Her head and body ached from the night before. She felt a little hungry but she knew there was no way she could eat anything. The dry cotton taste in he mouth convinced her that he needed a glass of water only. She went into the bathroom and took a big glass and began to take slow but decisive sips. Standing naked in front of the mirror she peered at her eyes. They indicated to her that was indeed a long night before. Stepping into the shower the hot steaming water rushed all over her shapely curv

Me & My Grandfather
As I Said In My "About Me" Section. I was born and raised in Minnesota. And My Grandfather (Elmer Kaufman), Who left me a Year ago Aug 27th, 2007, pretty much raised me and taught me alot about the "farm" life and so much more. Elmer Kaufman My Grandfather always protrayed himself as a Very Intelligent man and strong willed. He always had Control on anything Business wise. By the time he went to 8th Grade the teachers literally kicked him out of school with a signed diploma, because he knew way more then the teacher did LOL. He never showed anyone his weak side. He always always was bitching about something lol. That's what I always called it. He was a very intimidating man. But He also had a Heart of Gold when needed. When it came to business he took control. But around the Holidays he would invite those that didn't have a place to go for the holidays back to his house to eat. And Sometimes he would have a Gift for them. Didn't matter what it was, My grandfather always came up

Still Trying 2
September 21, 2008 is my Fu-niversarry!! I know it is a TALL order but am still hoping to make Disciple on or around that Funiversarry. Why you may wonder, just for the sheer challenge. Thanks to a few of you and your pimp outs, we've managed to kill a little over 100k in 4 days. Less than 30 days to go.. Whew.. I know I know.. even the best out there with all their friends, money and pull would have a rough time, but the fun in even getting close!! Now I don't have any pull or great following nor can I make great promises I can only say I'll just do my best to make it up to those who help and hope those who I have helped will help me too :o) So what do ya'll say? Is it possible? Even if it is a long shot? Think we can give it a go? Is 5.2 Mil too much of a stretch for 30 days? Perhaps to even get it half way, but it would be fun to see how close we could get..:o) MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add@ fubar Please Repost Often, 500K for first Sticky

Partay!
So now that I'm semi-functional, heres my recount of meeting Ms Licks, or Alix: we met at a local bar at 8 30 pm She looks just like the pics :P and right away I felt totally comfortable talking to her, even tho we are on the opposite ends of the political spectrum; butt we had a blast yapping away. It was hard not to stare at her boobs, but I was trying to be classy and shit like that. Then a lot of drinking ensued, along with a mild confrontation with a gangsta from Florida (yes, apparently Tampa has a heavy gang problem-they are called the Creeps: white guys from Chicago burbs pretending to be black guys from the ghetto)and involuntarily meeting new friends that tried to get us more drunkered. Then we did some dancing, where the groping ensued. We ended the night at 3am, and took pics in a parking lot. I am a shy person, so Alix thought I wasn't into her at first. Clarification: I am totally gonna molest her next time we meet.

14 Codes Of The Aryan Ethic
14 CODES OF THE ARYAN ETHIC 1. Honor no gods but those of your own Folk, as alien gods destroy you. 2. Nature's laws evidence the divine plan, as the natural world is the work of the All-Father. 3. Act nobly and courageously, always carefully considering the consequences, as the effects of your deeds lives on after you pass from Midgard. 4. Live within the reality of this life; fear not your fate, as fear is for fools and cowards; a valorous man boldly faces what the Norns decree. 5. Love, protect, reproduce and advance your Folk, as natural instinct prohibits miscegenation and self-destruction. 6. Be honest, be disciplined, be productive and loyal to friends, as the Aryan spirit strives for excellence in all things. 7. Treasure your history, heritage and racial identity, as your ancestors have entrusted, it falls with you, it will rise with you. 8. Honor the memory of your kith and kin, especially those who have given their lives or freedom for the Folk, as you

Re-post
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? THERE 2. Your significant other? INSIGNIFICANT 3. Your hair? MEDIUM 4. Your mother? MOMMY 5. Your father? MISSED 6. Your favorite thing? LOVE 7. Your dream last night? AWAKE 8. Your favorite drink? COLD 9. Your dream/goal? LAUGH 10. The room you're in? QUIET 11. Music? BLUES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? EARTH 14. Where were you last night? HELL 15. What you're not? DISHONEST 16. Muffins? YUMMMMMM 17. One of your wish list items? PEACE 18. Where you grew up? PHILLY 19. The last thing you did? TYPED 20. What are you wearing? SKIN 21. TV? RARELY 22. Your pets? LOVED 23. Your computer? SLOW 24. Your life? NICE 25. Your

Who Is Miss Fetish Bbw?
My Name is Lita Moonsinger and I am a 31 year old,Five foot nuthin',Redhaired,Blue eyed Girl from Southwestern Missouri and I Have been Posting Naughty videos and Pics on the Net for coming up on four years.. I Really appreciate the Chance to represent BBW World Titles as Miss Fetish and I Hope my Personal Exploration into the world of Fetish is as much a good time for YOU as It's going to be for me. We're going to Start off with saying that if YOU have a Favorite Fetish that you would like to see me try contact me here at BBW World Titles or at BBW Adult Models and I Just may do a Special request video Dedicated especially to YOU. I've ALWAYS Been Into the Roleplay Fetish and LOVE Dressing up in different costumes and Playing Characters so You'll see That right off.. And If you have a creative story or Idea we will try to Play out some scenerio's you'd like to see too.(Just let us Know..) I Can't wait to hear from Ya'all, Lita Moonsinger Lita Moonsinger Loves

Update2
The Kemo is finally starting to take affect, Mason is sick today and very cranky. He had a bone marrow sample taken this morning and a Spinal kemo as well. I can tell he takes after his dad, he called a nurse a bitch and a male nurse an asshole. The Doc said that means he is getting better. Umm if she says so!!!

You Complete Me-stabbing Westward
I am lost in the darkness Between two worlds and here I'm struggling You're the light that I've been seeking 'Cause my whole life there's been something missing Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me Rescue me from this black hole That sucked me in and left my dying You're the truth that I've been seeking 'Cause my whole life I've been lying Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me God I pray you find me worthy Of the right to stand beside you And of your truth and of your passion Of the right to sleep beside you Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me Only you Can make me whole Just one touch And you complete me Just one touch And you complete me Just one touch And you complete me Just one touch And you complete me

~ Mars Day Charm ~
Today is Tuesday, ruled by Mars. Sacred to the god of war, this is a good time to prepare for conflict. Sometimes disputes resolve gracefully; other times, you must assert yourself in ways that other people just won’t like. Use this charm to store power for when you need to say no and make it stick. You will need a square of red cloth, red thread, and a red stone such as a garnet. You’ll also need at least one Mars herb such as garlic, thistle, or pepper, and an essential oil like dragon’s blood, galangal, or ginger. Bundle the herb and stone into the cloth, add one drop of essential oil, and tie with thread. Focus on absorbing the Mars energy of the day. When you need the stored power, apply one drop of essential oil to the bundle and one to your wrist, and carry the bundle with you.

Sheer Pink And Perky
Sheer Pink and Perky Sitting on the couch in my sheer pink dress and silky black knee highs. I couldn't help but out one of my favorite vibrating toy. For you lipstick lovers, I kiss my chest with bright pink lipstick. I suck on my toy and get lipstick all over it. Then I stick it deep into my smoothed wet pussy. This set is for Robert who loves to see closeups of my kitty. It is not to late to get in on my contest. You can get a video and photo set just for you. Don't forget to check out my videos. I have 3 more to CUM early next week. A shaving one and one of me playing with one of my favorite toy. then last one is a titty fucking one. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Sometimes-candlebox
I wipe the night from my eyes Block out the sunny day and I hide Everything's falling down around us I'm just missing the rain I'm happier now today Don't let me down Don't let me go A change of seasons inside her mind In time I'll decide In time I'll decide to move on We change directions, we watch the tides And we borrow too much We form restrictions and we form lines And we separate you from me Sometimes, sometimes we carry more weight than we own Oh but sometimes sometimes goes on Night takes the light by the hand Tunes out the boring day and cries out loud Everyone's hanging on, hanging on my words It kills the thrill in being divine But she's happier now today Don't let her down Don't let her go There are no reasons there are no lies We just bleed together That's how we realize We change directions we watch the tides And we borrow too much We from restrictions and we form lines We separate you from me Sometimes sometimes we carry more weight than we

All Members And Their Points To Go
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Poem 10
From morning till night, I search for my hearts delight, A lady who could make everything feel alright, Someone who could be honest and true, A lady that can find the clue, The clue to the pathway to my heart, So we both could have a wonderful start, Can someone perfect and true be out there, Could she find her way here, Will she be tender and dear, Would she want a romantic man or wont she care, Can she be a part of a perfect pair, Or will my heart continue to tear, For heart brake is all that i fear....

Face Transplant 'double Success'
Face transplant 'double success' Successful results from two more face transplants will speed progress towards similar operations in other countries, say experts. The Lancet journal reported operations involving a bear attack victim in China, and a French patient with a massive facial tumour had taken place. The Chinese patient was given not just the lip, nose, skin and muscle from a donor, but even some facial bone. Specialists in London are working towards the UK's first transplant. Frenchwoman Isabel Dinoire became the world's first face transplant patient in 2005 after being savaged by a pet dog. She described the results of the operation as a "miracle". The latest operations were just as complex, but involved different challenges for French and Chinese surgeons. Face transplantation has moved from ethical debate to surgical reality French transplantation team Face transplants: In pictures Warning: Some people may find these images disturb

Poem 9
From the pedal of a rose, Is how the beauty truely shows, And its fragrence lets you know, That the inner beauty will always show, But a unique rose always shines and glows, When you nurse it- it grows, But if you ever show hate, You will have sealed its fate, I know my search for my heart delight is to late, Being alone seems to be my fate, Will anyone take the chance to see, All the wonderful things i have with in me, Could anyone so true even be a possibility, And could she ever find her way to me....

Poem 8
Under the moon light, With my hearts delight, I would hold her gentle and tight, we would walk in the sand threw out the night, I will show her i would treat her right, For as we walk hand in hand, Between our toes will be the sand, I would stop and turn her to me, In my eyes she would see, As i get down on one knee, And ask her to marry me, Happiness-love- and honesty, Is just part of what she would see, There are more wonderful things hidden in me, I am a man with true integrity, I am loyal and true, I hate when people are lonely or feeling blue, My poems and heart are true, One day i hope true love will come to me too...

Im Gone As Of Today....
Just wanted to say bye to everyone before I leave. Show me some love while Im deployed so when I get access to a computer I will have lots of msg and gifts to respond to. If anything like it was last time I will get access once every 2-3 weeks. Take care Jon

Re: Nist Wtc 7 Report: Embarrassing And Completely Flawed
RE: NIST WTC 7 Report: Embarrassing And Completely Flawed ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 22 Aug 2008, 12:14 NIST WTC 7 Report: Shameful, Embarrassing And Completely Flawed In its final report on the collapse of WTC 7 that news outlets are reporting “puts 9/11 conspiracy theories to bed,” NIST claims that the never before observed “new phenomenon” of “thermal expansion” was to blame for the destruction of the building, a completely ludicrous conclusion in a report that simply ignores eyewitness testimony and hard evidence that points to the deliberate demolition of the structure. http://www. prisonplanet. com/nist-wtc-7-report-shameful-embarrassing-and-completely-flawed. html

Poem 7
My poems come from the heart, Its the way i love to start, My poems could make you happy or rip you apart, For i know we all have had pleasure and pain, We all try to sustain, With out being hurt or vane, At times our hearts feel like a train, So many stops in so little time, Makes life feel like a crime, But we all try to do the best in our time, May you find your hearts desire, May that person never turn out to be a lier, May every thing they say and do, Be honest-respectful- and true, And may they honestly always love you.

Just One Rate Plz For My Sugar!!
Hey hey everyone this Sweet Lil Lady is In A Rating Contest Swing By & Give Sugar Cookie Some Sweet lubins!!! only take 5 sec...She'd Do it 4 U!! repost plzzzzzz (repost of original by 'The Spankers Club' on '2008-08-22 07:20:13')

Feelings
Into the darkness I search for my love, but like a firefly that sparks its beauty, I see for only a moment. I wander, hoping, looking....There it is, I see its spark I run hoping to catch its and to hold it and to embrace the sweetness to my heart, but to my avail it is just the firefly dancing in the night just out of my reach....

Hymns
Hymns for All Professions Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy Golfer's Hymn: There's a Green Hill Far Away Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On Electrician's Hymn: Send The Light Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By Realtor's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop Massage Therapist's Hymn: He Touched Me Doctor's Hymn: The Great Physician

Poem 6
Men act a certain way, Most men lie 90% of their day, Some are out just to score a new lay, Some the next morning wont even stay, Some women act the same way, They wont even call you to say hey, They dont even think twice about you in the day, Its just most mens ways, A few would be there to stay, A few dont like to use for a lay, That is a awful game to play, There are a few, Whos hearts are true, That could bring happiness & joy to you, So dont stop your search my dear, Dont let lifes pain become your fear, there is someone out there who does care, Who are ready for their hearts to share, You just need to take the time and the dear, For when you find them you will make a great pair

Memories Of Summer Contest #2
WELL THE SUMMER IS WINDING DOWN...WHAT A SHAME THAT IS, BUT TO HELP FINISH IT WITH A BANG, I'M HOLDING A CONTEST! MEMORIES OF SUMMER! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SUBMIT A FAVORITE SUMMER PHOTO TO ENTER! DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE THIS SUMMER...OR OF YOU...JUST A PIC SO YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB AND GET A CHANCE TO WIN! THIS IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO BOMB YOURSELF! FAMILIES ARE MORE THEN WELCOME! CONTEST WILL LAST FOR TWO WEEKS, STARTING SEPTEMBER 1ST AT 12 MIDNIGHT FUBAR TIME(THATS 2AM CENTRAL/3AM EASTERN) AND ENDING SEPTEMBER 15TH AT 12 MIDNIGHT FUBAR TIME. I KNOW THESE ARE ODD HOURS BUT I AM IN IRAQ AFTER ALL..LOL 1. NO DRAMA! FIRST AND FOREMOST...ANY DRAMA WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! IF THERE IS DRAMA CONTESTANT WILL BE REMOVED FROM CONTEST! JUST HAVE FUN! 2. BOMBING IS A MUST! SELF BOMBING IS REALLY A MUST, AND ALL FAMILIES ARE WELCOME! 3. COMMENTS ARE WORTH 1 POINT EACH AND RATES ARE WORTH 5 POINTS EACH. 4. NO SCRIPTING ALLOWED. IF IT IS EVEN SUSPECTED

Memories Of Summer Contest
WELL THE SUMMER IS WINDING DOWN...WHAT A SHAME THAT IS, BUT TO HELP FINISH IT WITH A BANG, I'M HOLDING A CONTEST! MEMORIES OF SUMMER! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SUBMIT A FAVORITE SUMMER PHOTO TO ENTER! DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE THIS SUMMER...OR OF YOU...JUST A PIC SO YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB AND GET A CHANCE TO WIN! THIS IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO BOMB YOURSELF! FAMILIES ARE MORE THEN WELCOME! CONTEST WILL LAST FOR TWO WEEKS, STARTING SEPTEMBER 1ST AT 12 MIDNIGHT FUBAR TIME(THATS 2AM CENTRAL/3AM EASTERN) AND ENDING SEPTEMBER 15TH AT 12 MIDNIGHT FUBAR TIME. I KNOW THESE ARE ODD HOURS BUT I AM IN IRAQ AFTER ALL..LOL 1. NO DRAMA! FIRST AND FOREMOST...ANY DRAMA WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! IF THERE IS DRAMA CONTESTANT WILL BE REMOVED FROM CONTEST! JUST HAVE FUN! 2. BOMBING IS A MUST! SELF BOMBING IS REALLY A MUST, AND ALL FAMILIES ARE WELCOME! 3. COMMENTS ARE WORTH 1 POINT EACH AND RATES ARE WORTH 5 POINTS EACH. 4. NO SCRIPTING ALLOWED. IF IT IS EVEN SUSPECTED

Crisis Turning Proactive....
It is my work. It is what I do best. I plant seeds in folks that have crisis situations such that their lives, or lives of their loved ones, can improve. Tonight is no different. Tomorrow will be no different as well, however, tonight will be engrained upon me for a while. Mother calls. Her 19 yo daughter is being abused by her boyfriend. Her daughter's friend, Tiffany, was shot 3 times by her own boyfriend and the boyfriend turned around and shot himself while her friends waited out in the car for her to return. Police had been called upon a situation with her daughter being beaten by her boyfriend and no arrest was made in spite of daughter covered in scratches and bruises. Mother is scared to death, but is willing to march in the front of the capitol with the name of her daughter's battering boyfriend on the sign with the passion that she wants folks to know about how much she wants to save the life of her daughter. Ultimately, she wants to be able to do something pr

Alcohol Was Used....ya Think?????
Guess what Alcohol was the determining factor in both of these cases…Ya think? A western Pennsylvania man has been convicted of throwing a 2-pound concrete garden gnome at his 16-year-old stepdaughter during a drunken rage. Charles Morrison, 31, of Greensburg, has been convicted of aggravated assault and four lesser charges for the Feb. 14 incident. He is already serving a 15-month to five-year prison sentence for pleading guilty to his sixth drunken driving offense since 1997. Morrison's stepdaughter said she was hurt when the gnome shattered a glass door and shards of glass cut her face. The Weapon,…I am trying to write this with a straight face… The gnome, about a foot tall, wore a hat, a blue shirt over a bulging stomach and a wide grin as it sat on a table in open court throughout the two-day trial. Morrison and the weapon were separated by about 2 feet of table, with the gnome facing the defendant. I can see this whole thing play out in my mind too! Let me guess the pro

New Update
Well the latest news on my nephew he's holding his own now but now we have to wait on his 2nd heart surgery before he can come home. He suffered alot,his parents were told that he suffered some brain damage and that he will be severly retared and even possible have cerebalblsy.Just keep praying for him .

Apple News...
Apple Announcement Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. ?The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough,because women are always complaining about m en staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :)

Revelations
Well if you read my last blog you know where I am at right now. I have come to the conclusion that I was not meant to be loved. In all my 34 years I have never known love- excluding the love of m mother. Hell even my father, his father, and my mothers mother didn't love me. I have gone through life like this. I have just recently come to the revelation that I was meant to always be unloved. So with that in mind I have given up the chase. I am sure all of you ladies will have a big sigh of relief because you have one less loser to pester you with unwanted advances. I think it is for the best that I do this so that I do not have to worry about my broken heart anymore. I think it is sad though cause I know I have a lot of love to give someone and am sure I would have made a great father someday, but alas I shall never know. I am not sure what I will do just that I can not go on getting my heart broken, because it seems that it never heals. I am sure that there are some of you who will rea

All I Ask Of You
RAOUL No more talk of darkness, Forget these wide-eyed fears I'm here, nothing can harm you my words will warm and calm you Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry your tears. I'm here with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you... CHRISTINE Say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime... Say you need me with you now and always... Promise me that all you say is true that's all I ask of you RAOUL Let me be your shelter let me be your light You're safe, No one will find you your fears are far behind you... CHRISTINE All I want is freedom, a world with no more night and you, always beside me, to hold me and to hide me... RAOUL Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime let me lead you from your solitude Say you need me with you here, beside you... anywhere you go, let me go too Christine, that's all I ask of you... CHRISTINE Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime... say the word and I will

Billy's Coming Home...
Hey there everyone, Hope as is well for everyone and that everyone has had an awesome summer so far... I know I sure have missed you guys and gals since I have been away... Have good news to share, Billy is Leaving Iraq on Sept. 18th to come home... This tour has had it's ups and downs that's for sure... I am including his bulletin from myspace... get the chance and have myspace, please stop by his page and tell him hello and that his Mama sent you... http://www.myspace.com/loser1_l1 well this deployment is coming to an end. What a freaking deployment!!! this was suppsoed to be the easiest and turned out to be the worst. I came with one company as the comm cheif and a SGT, and now i leave with a diffent company as a regular radio operator and a CPL. but i met tons of new friends, a few new enemies, and gret opportunities for when i get out to the USMC. I played a good amount of poker, learned alot, and appreciate a little bit more. I lost my best friend and the one i

Why
Why do I always falling in love, just to be broken just to be left behind just to be ignored? Why am I always left shattered, just to bleed out just to be left to rot just to be forgotten? Why is it always me getting hurt, just to be burned by another just to be left holding the pieces of my heart just to be alone? Why I ask you must it always be the same for me. don't I deserve to be loved, don't I deserve to be with someone, don't I deserve to be remembered? I have asked these questions time and again. Now I ask, Why won't somebody answer me? ( And Yes this is because of You)

Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Vinny Brand, Krock Bikini Girls In-studio - Turn On Your Paltalk, Interns Needed, Jim Norton's Telephone Updates, N
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Holy Happy Horseshit, it's FRIDAY (Goddamn, this week just flew by, didn't it?). We gots us a helluva show for you, kids. First off, we have about TWENTY Chicks in Bikinis coming in studio, all jockeying for a chance to be one of eight KROCK girls. You're not going to want to miss this, so make sure you turn on your PalTalk (and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) too see all the ass! Our comedian friend, and owner of The Stress Factory, the one and only Vinny Brand will also be in studio... doing jokes ... and probably promoting his club, because Charlie Murphy is there this weekend. Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them

More To Come!!!
My fiance has done posted pics of our son up which leaves me relatively short of "new" material for the time being. I'll probably post some of those pics of my son, and other of her and I, but right now I am spending more time tinkering with Recording musick! I'd also like to post a music player up here soon, hopefully show anyone who views this that I have a diverse taste for music. I get hooked by melodies. Even the songs I write have to have a catchy melody somewhere or I scrap it. So I guess I'm just saying that much more is coming. I'd like to give my profile a makeover but I'm not sure how to do that here. If anyone can help me out with that. It would be mucho appreciated! I wish the music player would just play from an uploaded playlist from my PC that would be easier. Who knows one daay my player may have my songs if I build the courage. Well see ya for now.

A Scene With Master.............
She kneels in the middle of the living room, waiting for her Master. Her outfit consists of a lightweight summer dress that buttons down the front. Underneath she is wearing a black lace underwire bra with half cups, matching thong panties, garter and stockings. Five inch black paten leather heels complete the outfit. She is in position as her Master demands, knees spread, back straight, hands clasp behind her neck head bowed slightly and eye cast downward. She does not know how long she has been there, nor does she know how long her Master is going to make her wait. His instructions were clear: she was to be in position by 3:45; she was not to answer the door or the phone once she was in position. He would let Himself in when He got there. Her mind is racing wondering what her Master has in store for her. What would He demand of her, what limits would He push this time? Would He be gentle, teasing her until she begged Him to let her cum, or would He be rough forcing her endure the

It Ends Tonight
Your subtleties They strangle me I can't explain myself at all. And all the wants And all the needs All I don't want to need at all. The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone. A weight is lifted On this evening I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight It ends tonight. A falling star Least I fall alone. I can't explain what you can't explain. You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone. A weight is lifted On this evening I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when you're blind It's better that I see it through your eyes All these thoughts lock

All Members In Here
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Recap If My Life The Last 3 Years
well as most of yall know, about 4 months ago me and brian *my husband* moved out of grants pass oregon to las vegas Nv, Well, we are moving back next weekend, Im happy but at the same time im not, I dont wanna leave here because i love bein in a 24/7 town, some know what that means, Some dont. Alot of people know about what has been goin on in my life for the past year some dont, only my closest family and friends do, Some know that about six months ago, me and brian had found out that we were expecting our first child, which is way exciting, Me being a big mouth, I told everyone, And it came back and bit me in the ass, I misscarried about 7 weeks later. To broke my heart, I moved here to get away from all the drama that grants pass oregon holds. But my family comes first in my life and my mom needs me to come back. I also have a brand new family member the came about a lil over a month ago and i dont want her growin up with out knowing her aunt and uncle. My life has changed in the l

The Cigarette Song
Bring back the memories, This one's giving up on you. I don't miss giving up on you, And there's no more time. Forgive me one more time. 'Cause I do want you Away. Just bury me I am Away Whispered warning Away Just bury me I am Away And not a day has passed, That I'm regretting. The window's closed, And she's not letting me in. One breath, one glance slipped away and Missed call, missed glance I can't stay too late She's gone I will miss her voice, her eyes, and love's first kiss. I can't remind you all the time Bring it back, bring it back To where we were before I can't remind you all the time No, no Bring it back, bring it back One breath, one glance slipped away Missed call, missed glance I can't stay too late She's gone I will miss her voice, her eyes, and love's first kiss. The day is gone The sky is blue I know you're all alone And the sky is blue Come back to me The sky is blue The sky is blue

Depressed
All the times i sat an cried,all the times they'd ask me why but i could never give them a reason for my pain never a reason for my tears could only sit there an cry some more, i dont know what is wrong with me and i dont know why i just wish it would all go away all this pain all this anger all this sadness i wish it would just all disappear i feel like im nothing, nothing at all nothing to anyone, not even to myself im so tired of feeling this way i wish i was happy, i wish i knew what happiness was but im to the point now that i have forgotten now all i know is pain an sadness i feel like im slowly going insane an no one can help me, i wish someone could help me.....i wish someone would help me, i wish someone knew but no one does, maybe no one ever will maybe this is my destiny, my fate

Vote For Heavygrinder -- Djmag Top 100
Dear Friends, If you could take a moment and vote for HEAVYGRINDER at dj mag top 100 it will be greatly appreciated. Thank you very much for your continued love and support. (*^-^*) ¢¾ hg , Dear Friends, If you could take a moment and vote for HEAVYGRINDER at dj mag top 100 it will be greatly appreciated. Thank you very much for your continued love and support. (*^-^*) ¢¾ hg

Forever In Love....
Once in your life you will fall in Love Forever in Love you will fall You will Love with all your heart Forever in Love you will fall. The touch of their hand The kiss of their lips Holding that someone in your arms Forever in Love you will fall. I fell in Love when my eyes met yours Forever in Love I did fall I fell in Love when Your lips met mine Forever in Love I did fall Your arms holding me like it was meant to be Forever in Love I did fall. Our love together Our hearts are One Forever in Love we did fall From the beginning that has no ending Forever in Love we did fall

True Love....
You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow. We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you. You helped me through anger, You've chased away fears. You held me through sadness, and kissed away tears. You stayed by my side when the world turned away. You helped me see joy when the skies were all gray. You were the rainbow at the end of the storm. You help me be different when I shouldn't conform. You held my hand when you knew we would fall. Every heartache, you saw me through it all. I'm not sure I'm always the best friend to you, I know I'm not perfect, but this much is true. When life gets you down, And there's nowhere to turn, I'll help you through and I'll share your concern. I'll try my best to return every favor, When you're sure that you'll drown, then I'll be your lifesaver; Even if we both go down. Whether we sink or swim doesn'

Thank You For Being A Friend.....
You may think today is normal But it's special, as you will see It's the day I'm going to tell you How much your friendship means to me On the days when I am lonely Just a word from you will bring A smile to my somber face And make my sad heart sing You are so very thoughtful Like a very gracious host You always seem to know What I need to hear the most You truly are a good friend Even though we've never met We've built our bond of friendship Over the Internet Who would have thought two people Who have never seen each other Could become as close As a sister or a brother Every day you make me laugh Your jokes are so much fun Whether they're hysterical Or just a clever pun The serious cards you send Sometimes bring a tear It's always so very comforting Just to know you're near I've been so very blessed by God To have you as my friend Because you are so special I never want our friendship to end.

I Will Love You Until.....
I will love you until The waters all dry Until the sun stops shining And there are no stars in the sky Until the flowers won't bloom And the birds won't sing Until it is the end Of every living thing Until the song has no tune And the grass won't grow The rain won't come And winter has no snow Until the mountains so high Crumble to the valley below Until the flag wont fly And the river won't flow Until the trees won't stand And the air is still These are the days That I will love you until

Good Friend...
Today of all days, I wish you the best, I pray that your dreams will always be blessed. May your heart be filled with happiness, And your dreams of tomorrow, be filled with success. So very special, you are to me, The kind of friend that will always be. A special bond, we continue to share, A special friendship, beyond compare. Almost a lifetime we've shared together, So many memories that will last forever. All the laughter and the tears, Have made us closer, throughout the years. So many times, that you have cared, So many dreams that you have shared. You've given so much to me, it's true. A special friend, that's always been you. Just want to thank you for all that you've done, You've always been that "Special One". A true friend indeed... ...A friend that I need. Dear Friend, I'll always care for you, Please always remember, I'm here for you. And somehow I'm hoping that you will know, Just how much I Care for You so.

Harley Davidson
The genesis of the Harley Davidson In the beginning God created the Harley Davidson, and said it was good! He then created the sky to ride under and the Earth to ride over, and said it was good! After a few eons he became bored and created Man to ride with him, thus creating the garden of Eden and said this was good! After a few hundred years Man became bored so God created Woman to ride along with man and God thru the garden, God looked the situation over and wondered if he had done good. After a few decades Woman became bored and wanted to stop and have children. After a few years of this nagging God new he had made a mistake. And of course man stopped riding with God just to shut the Woman up. After their first Child was born Man invented Beer because Woman would not shut up about what child bearing did to her. And thus was lost the Garden of Eden to Man and Woman. After several more children were born to Man and Woman Man jumped on his Harley Davidson and started

Sick Mofo's
So yesterday was a bad day. First off I got a call from my fiance's mom asking me to take him to the hospital because he may off broken his wrist. That isn't the bad part, the bad part is after we got home from the hospital my fiance decided that for what ever reason (I think it was the painkillers) to call his ex to talk about their daughter. Come to find out that the sick-twisted fucked up mother fucker that the dumb cunt married was caught molesting my fiance's daughter. Luckly that mother fucker is sitting pierce county jail! Because if my fiance wouldn't do it I would! Now I've only met this sweet little girl (she's 9) once and I love her with all my heart as if she was my own. I wish I could just hug her and tell her that mommy made a mistake, it's not her fault. Please we could use prayer, positive thoughts, healing energy, what ever you believe in is needed, for us, and our little angel.

A Journey Thank You
FallenAngel~ Orestes~ Such a Strong man that deserves the Best an has alot of Passion So for all of those that walked away Keep walking Cause this is """MY BEST _FRIEND"""..... "I Love YOU" might get better ..just your there an Im here thats all thats stand between us to ... Still make *Me/You Smile ;0) mybaby*xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoalways Love you My FallenAngel~Orestes~xoxo take care til I """"SEE YOU SOON""" love always you, ~Anglros~ Fu~Engaged to ""FallenAngel~Orestes~ *****have so much to tell you sweetheart .. cant wait to finish our movie..;0)lol

Come Bid On Me , Show Me You Want Me
OK Guess what the one and only DJ Tazman is goin up for auction . Now who wants me . show me you want me . im offering fu owned for 2 weeks , rate pix 10s durin hh , ill make you a couple morph pix , plus i will add you to my yahoo if you would like . i just might toss in something else if the price is right .Just click the pic to go to the auction page . so come show me how much you want me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He Wrote Me A Poem!
"the need for a companion was such that this absence made life feel hollow only his baby wolf kept him strong fuck tomarrow lovin the budds and suds the impules he followed were the curses of sorrow thoughts sternly guided by hate emotions dictated by rage and pain the only savior now is that warm elusive something seems so far away so he lashes out at everything and nothing drowning in sin will i ever win? loneliness claws like the december wind aside from his one precious light only darkness lies within and out of this unforgiving chaos there she is by god Himself, there she is shining blatantly above all others this potential lover this precious mind, this disarming beauty she promises things that only exist in ideals she promises fantasies can be real he taught himself not to believe convinced himself they only seek to decieve for the first time in a while he feels naive his is the faith of a child to his relief she slowly, ever so softly begins to t

Over Time
OH HUSBAND; DEAR HUSBAND PLEASE DON'T BE A FOOL, WORKING THIS OVERTIME IS WASTING YOUR TOOL. FOR BETTER IT IS TO BE POOR ALL YOUR LIFE ,THAN TO BRING A SOFT PETER HOME TO YOUR WIFE. I USED TO BE HAPPY AS YOUR LITTLE QUEEN,BUT NOW EVERY NIGHT YOU'RE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN. YOU COME HOME FROM WORK JUST ABLE TO CREEP,I FELT LIKE SCREWING, BUT YOU WANT TO SLEEP, EACH EVENING DEAR HUSBAND YOU CRAWL INTO BED YOUR INTENSIONS ARE GOOD BUT YOUR PETER IS DEAD. I PLAY WITH YOUR PECKER ALL WRINKLED AND DRY,I GET SO DAMN MAD I COULD LAY DOWN AND CRY.SO I'LL FIND ME A MAN WHO WORKS EIGHT HOURS A DAY, SO WHILE YOU'RE ON O.T. WE'LL PROCEDE TO MAKE HAY. FOR IN THIS WHOLE WORLD THERES ONLY ONE SIN FOR WHICH THERE IS NO PARDON AND NEVER HAS BEEN, AND THATS FOR A MAN TO BE SO FOOLISH AND MEAN, TO GIVE UP HIS FUCKING TO RUN A MACHINE.

What I Thougt
As she touched me I knew it felt right. I became a man that very night She whispered in my ear something so right Her in my sight with my lips held tight She pulled me close as i knew once before it then vindicated the feeling so i had to do more Stopped so sudden there as i stand Aroused but still wanting her to make me a man Time passed by in a ceaselessly fashion What i know was build in me as never ending passion And then my day came and how good the engagment With one more person in this circumferential arrangement Years later and she all i could think about When im with any woman I see her and the trust is out She broke me down like no woman could Two souls lost or never understood I pray now cuz heaven is where all my fears are on hold And i pray for you Cuz i was seven years old

8-22-08 51st Entry
Well its finally over with. I had the lapband put in on the 19th. Everything went good. I'm recovering good. Still a bit sore but I'm up and about almost normally. I feel so much different since I got it done. Not physically, mentally. I've got a ways to go but I feel like I've changed. A bit hard to explain but its a good thing. I have 5 small cuts on tummy. I don't really feel the band much but its not been "inflated" yet. 6 weeks is when surgeon will start putting the saline in the little pouches so it will start restricting food intake. I'm eating (well mainly drinking) soft foods like pudding and soups. I'm on stage 2 diet. When I see surgeon on the 3rd, I may be moved onto stage 3 which is where I'll be allowed to take regular foods and blenderize them so they are soft. Sue and I are going to come up with different ways to follow diet but make foods a bit more interesting. I'm doing mostly bland stuff. I haven't really felt hungry yet but I'm also sipping a

Survey
Dirtaaaaay SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?No... Sept 4th he's gonna rock my world again though! EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Not really EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?Probably but out of Uncomfortable-ness EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?Umm.. Yeah once because I just was like "wtf am I doing this for" DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?Yeah EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?No regrets only lesson's learned. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?Ha... No I'm straight up about sh!t DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?TALK DIRTY OR GET THE FUCK OUTTT lol EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?Yeah. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?Rofl, no but I masturbate to my own. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?Yes. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?Not really but before it. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?Nah. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?Not that I know of. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?Umm... IDK? HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?14-15, It was the summer before I

If I Were The President Part Deux
Greetings and Salutations yet again my fellow FuBarbarians. It is I the NorseViking back for more ponderings on our political landscape as it were. One thing I know I would like to see happen immediately is that Id like to see banks give intensives beyond the high yield of 8% interest to get more of us to consider savings accounts. Furthermore, I think that credit companies need to quit being so greedy and lower there interest rates so that more people will actually make payments and actually sign up for credit. I know many people will say what about all the credit risks out there...You mean all the people who are made credit risks because of greedy credit and loans... One issue I would really like to see happen is Fast food place and all restraints to be mandated to star recycling and compost operations. If all the fast food places been doing composting instead of throwing away food refuse in just the last 20 years...We would not be having hunger issues in our world today. N

Just Releasing Stress
I really want to get to know him, I think we have a lot in common. I really like him and I do believe he likes me. Just scared to get into another relationship (distant) and have it not work out. Maybe he is diferent, but for me to tell him the truth and for him to get pissed, yes Im pissed, very. I should of just lied, but I didnt want to start off that way, he means a lot to me. Truthfully, when i talk to him, I feel like im falling for him, the butterflies and all. Maybe Im making to much into this, who knows. Why he thinks that I am going back with my ex, is beyond me. That would never happen. I would think that if he got to know me that he would see that, I think he thinks Im like the other woman, but then he really got me wrong. If he just want to be friends thats fine, hes a nice guy, but I was hoping for more. But whatever. Im not going to stalk him or anything...lol He will have to make up his mind on whether he wants this to go further or just leave it alone. I

Diary
well another day done...work was ok today, but nothing great. i had a few customers that thought they were funny when they weren't, a few customers that reaked of cheapness like cheap cologne, and a few customers that were actually cool. not sure what im gonna do tonight but i am sure that i am going to get fucked up!! when you wait tables for a living getting fucked up is not a question or a choice it is just part of the routine. working in trades makes 2 things really important sex and partying. you party to forget the bad tips, you party to forget that you dont really have a future and can't get ahead. you party to forget the fact that everytime you talk to someone that cares about you, they ask "when are you going to do something with your life????" no insurance, no benefits, and you become a number in a slot. well, i am excited about this beer i just cracked it is the first of the night. anyone else drinking out there?

Screech
Before the liquor corporation was created to take alcohol under its wing, Jamaican rum was a mainstay of the Newfoundland diet. When the Government took control of the traditional liquor business in the early 20th century, it began selling the rum in an unlabelled bottle. The product might have remained permanently nameless except for the influx of American servicemen to Newfoundland during World War II. As the story goes, the commanding officer of the original American detachment was having his first taste of Newfoundland hospitality and, imitating the custom of his host, downed his drink in one gulp. The officer’s blood-curdling howl, when he regained his breath, brought the sympathetic and curious from miles around rushing to the house to find out what was going on. The first to arrive was a garrulous old American sergeant who pounded on the door and demanded, "What the cripes was that ungodly screech?" The Newfoundlander who answered the door replied simply, "The Screech? T

Get Your Own Sexy Lizard!!
I am for sale!!! I am hosting my own auction and selling myself in it!! I am offering the following: 1 SFW Salute Fu-owned in name for 1 month Up to 300 pic rates during HH Up to 300 stash rates during HH Pimpout blog Midget on profile More depending on high bid *there is more....go check it out to find out what* Come own your own sexy lizard!! Auction runs til Wed, Aug 27th!! Click the pic to bid on me!!

Hiring At Fyre Pit
just click on the banner and join WE AT FYRE PIT IS LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD PEOPLE TO JOIN OUR STAFF WE ARE LOOKING FOR DJ'S PROMOTER GREETERS AND BARTENDERS. SO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SOME PLACE TO HAVE FUN COME IN TO THE PIT. WHERE IT IS HOT AND STEAMY ALL DAY LONG. CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE (repost of original by 'FYREFLY"CO-Owner 4 FyrePit"' on '2008-08-19 20:20:13') (repost of original by 'DJ ~Hoovs~ OWNER~THE FYRE PIT' on '2008-08-21 08:30:21') (repost of original by 'DJ Stewie DJ/Promoter @ The FYRE PIT Lounge' on '2008-08-21 08:34:14') (repost of original by '~~DJ JAVA~~' on '2008-08-21 08:41:22')

Team 1 Fu-angels , Summer 21 Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Prison Of Life
Prison of Life We begin our lives without a care in the world, As we grow older, into the Prison of Life we are hurled, At first the changes in life seem so small, 'Til the day your freedom is gone one and all. The first day of prison life starts in the school, Where teachers as guards make you feel like a fool, Not knowing as much as all the others, Wanting to run home and cry to your mother. Each year that goes by, your sentences gets harder, Your childhood dreams are ground to fodder, They try and remove all in you that was fun, Whipping you into what they call a respectful one. No help from your parents, they've already been taken, Condemned to the prison, you've been forsaken, With you graduation, you think comes your release, But the Prison of Life throws you back in, there is no release. It is the prison of work you now must face, Faster and faster they push up your pace, Working your ass off just trying to win, But as it goes on you hit a dead en

A Funny Joke!
Why you shouldn't take your husband shopping. Take note: BANNED FROM WALMART........... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 .. July 2: Set all the

My Life
my life is nothing i work at a shitty pizza place im 25 no house no kids no car no money i see people around living life its fulliest i just cant do that i have a stick up my ass im a bitter jerk who hates most people. people cant handle who iam i speak my mind and speak the truth im tired of y life failing though i probally wont live to see 35 i will be murder because of something i said i can be as asshole but why be nice i was never treated right made fun of in highschool beat up in middle school ridaclued now because my teeth are imperfect or iam a chubby basatrd or i dont shave and have a huge beard you knwo what fuck off and accept it im just done trying to be the person the want Primer

More Poems
Listen to the rustling rain It has a story to tell Of all the suffering people That aren't doing so well Every pouring drop Lands with such intensity Explaining the sorrow Of those we cannot see The gentle murmuring of the calming rain Whispers such kindness To take away the pain It guides a stream Of hope and trust To those whose lives Are filled with disgust It takes its time To clear it's atmosphere And empathizes with Every falling tear I get a funny feeling, it comes from deep inside. I get all mad and angry, wanting to go and hide. My doctor calls it depression, my dad says it's just me. But the thoughts and feelings, no one will ever be able to see. Some say I'm psycho, some say I'm just weird. It's like I'm a different person, and the old me just disappeared. I get really edgy, I want to commit suicide real bad. Then I get a headache, followed by feeling sad. I wish I could get help, I wish it would go away. Maybe if I k

Nudder One
Thinking about you, what else can I do? Dreaming a sweet dream that's only with you. My minds all over you, night and day, I hope this feeling will forever stay. No words I write can ever say, How much I miss you everyday. As time goes by the loneliness grows, How I miss you... nobody knows. No one knows my sorrow, No one sees me weep. But the love I have for you, Is in my heart and mine to keep. The things we feel so deeply, Are often the hardest things to say. There is a place in my heart, That only you can fill. Wishing you were here, Trying not to shed a tear, Wanting to hold you near, To feel your sweet lips on mine, To snuggle into your embrace, To see your wondrous eyes, Being so far away, On this drab and boring day, My thoughts turn to you, Trying to get through, Without being blue. I sit here and I wonder I dream and I daze people all around me try to follow my gaze Smiling and grinning wondering too how many minu

Rate Me Here, Please !!!!
Im in a CONTEST! Imagine that ..... Trying to Help the Bubble Chick Disciple! (9/9/08- Well, she already made it but I still want to make the calendar!!) She's made a Rates Only Contest For a Calendar ! Do ya want all of me in a calendar? Then ... Hit me UP !!! Easy Enough to do .... Push my button and ur DONE!! TY TY TY Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar (repost of original by 'Tappinit =FuBaron and loyal servant to Her Highness, Linda' on '2008-08-21 23:30:25') (repost of original by '♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫' on '2008-08-21 23:32:48')

About The ?'s
FOR THOSE OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN "MR. WONDERFUL" (JJ) AND I, WELL...KINDA SIMPLE. NEITHER ONE OF US WERE HAPPY. AFTER 12 YRS OF KNOWING SOMEONE...TURNS OUT WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE JJ. BUT I WASN'T IN LOVE WITH HIM. I THINK BOTH HE AND I WERE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF THE WEDDING ETC. BUT AS MOST OF U KNOW I CALLED THAT OFF IN JUNE. JJ AND I HAD FUN TOGETHER, I DO MISS OUR TALKS AND WHEN WED HANG OUT AND CUT UP. BUT NEITHER ONE OF US REALLY WANTED WHAT THE OTHER WANTED. BOTH OF US ARE PRETTY MUCH SET IN OUR WAYS. I WANTED TO REMAIN FRIENDS WITH JJ, BUT IM NOT SURE THAT IS POSSIBLE. AND THATS OK. I WISH HIM WELL IN ALL HE DOES. I DO HOPE HE FINDS WHAT HE IS LOOKING FOR.NO, I DON'T HATE HIM AT ALL!I DO HOWEVER HATE THE CHILDISH SHIT GOING ON WITH THE MYSPACE? ITS FREAKIN MYSPACE...NOT REAL LIFE. SO SOME OF HIS PPL NEED TO GET RIGHT AND WORRY ABOUT THERE OWN LIVES. AND IF U HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS COMMENTS OR CO

Women Are Beautiful
Women are beautiful, from their hands, to their smiles, to their feet, from the way their hair falls at the side of their ear. Women are beautiful from the way they wear their hair, putting things in it, styling it, painting it. Women are beautiful from the shoes they choose to wear, from how their toes look cute, and from how their heels are sexy. Women are beautiful from how they close their eyes to kiss you, and how they open them so you can see their soul. Women are beautiful from the color of their eyes and how they shape their eyebrows. Women are beautiful from the way they carry themselves, to the attitude in their confidence. Women are beautiful from their smile when they are happy to their smile when they are flirting. Women are beautiful from the clothes they wear to the way they take off certain pieces of clothing just to tempt you. Women are beautiful from how they do their nails to how they touch you ever so soft. Women are beautiful from the perfume they wear to the way t

*~my Fav Poem I Have Ever Written~* Trapped*~
TRAPPED, IN A LIFE I DID NOT CHOOSE. EVEN THOUGH, IT WAS OF MY OWN MAKING. I DO NOT FEEL THIS WAS THE LIFE MEANT FOR ME. OH HOW LORD, CAN THIS BE? THAT I HAVE TRAPPED MY SELF. IN MY OWN MISOURY. TRAPPED, IN A BODY, FAR FROM MY CHOOSING. EVEN THOUGHT, IT IS OF MY OWN MAKING. I DO NOT FEEL, THIS IS THA BODY MENT FOR ME. OH HOW LORD, CAN THIS BE? THAT I HAVE CREATED A PRISON, JUST FOR ME... TRAPPED, IN A PLACE, WHERE JUDGEMENT IS GIVEN. FOR EVERY WRONG WE HAVE EVER COMMITED. AGAIN, THIS IS OF MY OWN MAKING. FOR ALL THA THINGS I HAVE DONE WRONG. THAT I'M NOW BEING JUDGED FOR. I KNEW THEY WERE WRONG, AND DONE THEM ANYWAY. OH HOW LORD, CAN THIS BE? THAT I HAVE TRAPPED MY SELF, IN THIS ETERNAL DAMATION. TRAPPED, AND I CAN NOT BE FREED. BY A MERE MORTAL HAND. SO PLEASE LORD, LEND ME YOUR HAND, AND SET MY SOULD FREE... OF ALL THESE TRAPS, I HAVE MADE JUST FOR ME.... WRITTEN BY:WENDY K. SELLARS

Chapter 1 - Anxiety
- This story is based on the events that unfolded in my life during my first deployment to Iraq, while serving my country in the United States Air Force. This is an account of what could have happened if I weren't already involved with another at the time... now, on to the story... As I recall, it was a brisk German day in the middle of August. I had been stationed at Ramstien Air Base for about seven months now, and I was completely in fatuated with the gorgeous country-side. Now, more that ever, I was awe-struck because it was fall now, and endless rolling hills of green had now become ablaze with brilliant streaks of amber, chocolate, and rust. Automn had always been my favorite season, and growing up in Michigan, the colors are quite familliar to me, however, I had never seen them in such astonishing magnitude. Besides, after living in Florida for the past seven miserable years, i was relieved to see that the seasons still existed. Yes, I absolutely adored Germany, well, a

Taking A Fu-cation!
Dear Friends, I believe it's time for a little vacation from Fubar. I will be keeping my account but just wont be checking in as often as usual. Just as with my last pregnancy, this one has me sick sick sick all the time and it's getting worse. It hasn't reached the severity of the last one, but it's workin' on it! :) Anyhow, with things as they are, I'm very tired and not feeling well much of the time (as well as working and being a full time mom), so I'm going to take a break from being online. I've had a hard time trying to keep up with comments and messages and I hate to not reply to all of them. I wish you all well and hope to keep checking in now and then. :) Much love, Wendy :)

Whatever...
being on my own isn't new, but why? every once in a while does it have to slap you in the face just to remind. i'm mad at my "friends" here who besides tweak and slack almost all day every day do some fun shit... tonight they took one of their boats out on the ocean to go tubing and wake boarding... i hope their nuts suck up inside from the cold and noone gets a good ride! PFFFFFT! FAWKERS

~love Me Today~
LOVE ME TODAY, HARD AND FAST. LOVE ME TOMORROW, LIKE WE WILL NOT LAST. LOVE ME FOREVER, AND I WILL GIVE EVERYTHING. NEVER LOVE ME, AND IT WILL BE A SHAME. SO, LOVE ME TODAY. SLOW AND THROUGH. LOVE ME TOMORROW, BEFORE ALL THA SORROW. CAUSE NOTHING LAST FOREVER. AND I WANT US TO PART, WITH A SMILE ON OUT FACES. AND ALL THE LOVE WE SHARED, FOREVER EMBEDDED IN OUT HEARTS... WRITTEN BY:WENDY K. SELLARS

Dwarf Tossing Rules And Regulations
What is dwarf-tossing? Dwarf-tossing is a rapidly spreading sport that can be played in bars and pubs or anywhere that drunken people gather. Although there are no official rules, there is one main point: to compete with other players to see who can throw a dwarf the furthest. History of the game: No one knows when the sport of dwarf-tossing started. It was imported into Europe during the 1980s from the United States and Australia. Most likely, this was in an attempt to import American culture to Europe while avoiding hair bands. Necessary equipment: There is a small amount of necessary equipment before you can start a game of dwarf-tossing. At the least, you must have the following: One mattress, in good working order without springs sticking out. Protective clothing and equipment. For the safety of the dwarf, a helmet and padded jacket should be supplied. The jacket should be of sufficient quality to withstand the weight of the dwarf when he is picked up by it. Further

*~love Me, For Me~*
PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT, I HAVE TO SAY... LOVE ME, FOR ME. NOT WHO YOU, WANT ME TO BE. I AM WHO I AM, THERE IS NO CHANGING THAT. I HAVE MY FAULTS, WE ALL DO. SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST, LOVE ME, FOR ME. AND NOT WHO YOU, WANT ME TO BE. I AM THE ONE, WHO LOVES YOU, FOR YOU. I AM THE ONE WHO IS THERE, TO CATCH YOU, IF YOU FALL. I AM THE ONE, WHO WILL NEVER TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED. I AM THE ONE, WHO GAVE UP EVERYTHING, TO BE WITH YOU. I AM THE ONE, WHO IS YOUR LOVER, FRIEND, AND SOUL MATE. I AM YOUR OTHER HALF. I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOU WHOLE. SO WHY CAN'T YOU, LOVE ME, FOR ME. AND NOT WHO YOU, WANT ME YO BE... WRITTEN BY:WENDY K. SELLARS

Desperation Is A Good State Of Being
i'll confess to a lot of "stuck on stupid" lately and even more "overwhelm" but after not being able to get to sleep last night and beating myself up for everything undone and broken around this house i got to it as soon as the sun was shining... fuck! i forgot how bad sweat stings the eyes... and how good a stubbed toe and smashed finger can feel. even what a thrill it is when you find a freaking big beast of a spider clinging to your hair. yay! the feeling of a bleach induced head rush and knees weak from dehydration and exhaustion... i like it i'm gonna do it again tomorrow,,, on the natch again. BUT NOW... it's time for a cold one if i can scratch up enough coin and am able to walk to the store. pain is good i like it

City Sleeps
So this is one of my favorite bands of all time. They're called City Sleeps, and they're out of Atlanta. My friend Jeff used to be their bassist, he's the guy with the floppy mohawk around the :30 mark in the video. I met him years ago on the St. Louis band circuit when he was the guitarist for my friend Casey's band New Empire. City Sleeps was produced by John Feldman, who also produced The Used and Story of the Year. (John Feldman was also in a little band called Goldfinger, some of you may have heard of them :p) City Sleeps will be on the radio someday soon, I think. Anyhow, my friend quit the band to marry his girlfriend. Here's their song "Prototype". City Sleeps - Prototype I made her from pieces of stars The ones that fell when you shot through A sky that burned not to return No other element would do Her soul was grown in the bathroom Her heart is just a red balloon I gave her lips from wild orchids When she came out of the cocoon No

The Lover
With a tenderness he will cradle you, And whisper his words of love to be true, As your heart races he will kiss you then, A shiver passes along your spine as you give in, You taste the hunger in his kiss, As he shows you this new bliss, Into his kiss you moan as you grab his head, Kissing softly he makes his way down the bed, With a gentle grip he slides your legs apart, He teases with his warm breath before he will start, You sight as he disappears between your legs, Your grip growing tighter on sheets of the bed, When he is finished you lay panting, Your mind is racing is this happening, Kissing your lips lovingly he enters you, To complete this joining of souls you know is true.

*~river Of Tears~*
I'M DROWING IN A RIVER OF TEARS. ONE THAT HAS BEEN BUILT, THREW OUT THESE MANY YEARS. THE TEARS WERE FOR THE JOY YOU FIRST, BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE. THEN LATER ON, FOR ALL THE STRIFE. THEY WERE SHED AS WE, BROUGHT NEW LIFE, INTO THIS WORLD. YOU WERE THERE. WITH EVER TEAR I CRIED IN PAIN, YOU STOOD BY ME & TOLD ME , WHAT WE WERE TO GAIN. THREE BEAUTYFULL CHILDREN. AND WITH THEM CAME, TEARS OF JOY & TEARS OF PAIN. YOU STOOD BY ME THREW IT ALL. UNTIL YEARS LATER, WHEN YOU MADE THE WRONG CALL. YOU LET A WOMAN, COME IN BETWEEN US. AND DOWNWARD OUR REALTIONSHIP DID FALL. ALONG WITH TOO MANY TEARS TO COUNT. EVEN THOUGH I FORGAVE YOU, THE TEARS STILL FALL. FROM TIME TO TIME. CAUSE I KNOW THINGS CAN TURN ON A DIME. WE HAVE MOVED ON WITH OUR LIVES, WITHOUT THE WHORE, AND ALL HER LIES!!! SO AS I STAND HERE TODAY. I STAND WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH. BECAUSE I KN

Lost In Thoughts
Have you ever had those days when your just sitting around your house and all you can think about is the one your with? Or even at work or with your other friends. I do it all the time. Everyday when I wake up hes usually the first thing I think about and the last thing when I go to bed at night. Throughout the whole day I have moments when I just smile and I realize that its him on my mind. But then the hard part kicks in... I don't really see him. But when I do its bliss. I'm the happiest girl alive. It's been awhile since I've seen him last and it kills me. I feel like I'm in high school all over again with him. As korny as it sounds and I know I'm killing your eyes by having ya'll read this, lol.. But even though it hasn't been that long I can't help it. I'm not used to such niceness and someone being so sweet. Someone making feel like I'm wanted and needed. I love it!!!! And the best part about it is that I know its not going anywhere for awhile. When I call and h

Why Women Are So Special
Why Women ARE so Special..... .......... . Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.' She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She

Hehe
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. ' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. ' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

Fubucks For Your 11s. :d
I won't be able to get on here as much as I used to. I'm taking grad classes, I'm teaching an undergrad class, and I work at a local high school. I am a very busy girl. But I'd still like to level someday. Since I have a ton of fubucks just lying around, I figured I'd offer them to anyone willing to give me their 11s for the day. I'm offering 15K for 100 11s given during a HH. So you'll make a total of 20K fubucks off the deal. Just private message me and we'll work everything out. Thanks for the help. ♥Amy Amykins ♥@ fubar

School
I think I might be crazy or something, but in for a penny, in for a pound! I've decided to go back to school for my BSN. I have about 6, maybe 7, classes to take before I can start the fast track program, which is only 3 semesters. So, in total, I have another 5 semesters of school to go. Am I crazy, insane, or what!?! I dunno, still haven't decided. I guess I will just have to wait and see.

Lesson To Be Learned
My new slave was doing so well till last week. I knew punishment was in order, but it became obvious that that was what he desired when he continued to do things obviously wrong. He first didn't call or email when leaving town, so he missed our scheduled day and time. He next didn't bring what i had ordered for lunch, but had instead brought something completely different. Then when he finally arrove it was an hour late with no call, and when I called, he had cut off the ringer till he was there. Now why is it that these boys don't grasp that punishment doesn't necessarily mean spanking. It means a consequence of action dictated by those in authority which is given in a way so unpleasant as to discourage one from ever making the same mistake twice. As a sadist I find no pleasure in administering punishment. I find causing pain a bore and sometimes even an annoyance when it is required rather than done because it merely pleases Me. I do not give punishment wh

Who Am I??
My name is John Martin, I am a professional photographer in Cincinnati, Oh. I shoot mainly ladies, in everything from their b-day suits to lingerie and on ocassions I even let them wear clothing... lmao I have been doing this for the better part of 20+yrs I am always looking for ladies who like to have their photos created in an artisic nature, as I said with, or without the restrictive clothing we have come to hate in this society :) Please feel free to hit me up if interested Oh, and I am looking for "Real" couples to do some erotic art work with. Thanks John

Alone In The Dark
Alone in the shadows he stands tall, Here is kingdom never doomed to fall, His heart he has frozen to keep safe, Just how much of a life can this make, In the shadows he stands cold and armored, He was once handsome till he was tortured, Now he watches those in the light, Hardening his heart for what he knows is right, Alone in the shadows where he will forever Rule, He will use his hatred as a righteous tool, Because in alone he shall never grieve, Because this knight has no heart on his sleeve.

Good Words
When you follow what you love in life, challengesCan be tough because the stakes are high. You set your whole heart on reaching your goal And you want, so badly, to succeed! It's not always easy. But, doing what you loveMeans that, each morning, you awaken with Passion and excitement at your core. It means you're finding hidden strengths you didn't Know you possessed. And, you're equipped to getOver obstacles and disappointments with grace. Most of all, it means no regrets. No matter what, you're living an exciting life, Doing what you were born to do!!! When the big positive things are compelling enough, you'll hardly notice the little negative things. When your focus is on accomplishing what is truly meaningful and significant, then the everyday distractions and annoyances become quite insignificant by comparison. In every moment, your focus is on one thing or another. When you can stay focused on the good and positive things that mean the most to you, the little an

Female Comebacks..
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don

Very Funny Joke..
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." "So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out." This joke currently

Re: Fda: Irradiating Spinach, Lettuce Ok To Kill Germs
RE: FDA: Irradiating spinach, lettuce OK to kill germs ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 21 Aug 2008, 23:38 FDA: Irradiating spinach, lettuce OK to kill germsBy LAURAN NEERGAARD – 6 hours ago WASHINGTON (AP) — The government will allow food producers to start zapping fresh spinach and iceberg lettuce with just enough radiation to kill E. coli and other dangerous germs, a key safety move amid increasing outbreaks from raw produce.Irradiated meat has been around for years, particularly ground beef that is a favorite hiding spot for E. coli. Spices also can be irradiated.But there had long been concern that zapping leafy greens with X-rays or other means of radiation would leave them limp. Not so with today's modern techniques.The Food and Drug Administration determined that irradiation indeed can kill food-poisoning germs and even lengthen the greens' shelf life without compromising the safety or nutrient value of raw spinach and lettuce. The

Lots Of Things Going On
so i really haven't been on here much i didnt do much babysitting this summer now schools back now i am .... well i have the net now but i probly won't get on here much cause i have pretty got bored with fubar... well i live with my sister in law now... me and blake are moving in with his sister and her husband and 3 kids... we were gonna get our own place but someone took the house we were going to buy they bought it from us.. then blake got laid off from his job and so did his sister... so now we are living with them helping them out and helping our selfs out right now.. i stay on myspace more now then i do here but come here and do some checking out sometimes.. anyways thats my little update byes

Auction -- Sunday 8/24th
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The Last Reminder Of My Other Life.....
Well next month i get the last 2 pieces of buckshot out of my abdomen. i thought they was all gone till they did a mri of me last month. theyve been pickin lead out of me since that day almost 10 years ago. should of never turned my back towards her, knowing her temper n how dreunk she was. i actually forgave her years ago, went to her funereal. but my mom never forgave her i know. mom actually went by herself n seen her in jail, just to make the point, if i'd got hurt worse or died, i know mom would of killed her. one good thing out of that, i quit being a cop. it was the one job i really didnt like. forced myserlf to stay because of the pay n some benifits. wasnt good enough to stay after being shot though.....i still have my body aroumor from then. it hit bad on the right side, the blood is still in it, a bad reminder of how we're not promised tomorrow. n to enjoy this life n not take it fer granted.....

Through A Looking Glass, Nothing Seems The Same
sitting here thinking of all the things that have come to pass where did they all come from? where did they all go? i'm not so sure anymore. what do you do when you're not sure of anything anymore? is there anyone who knows what to do when you forget who you once were? what happens when you don't like who you're turning into? feeling completely lost and and everyone has disappeared. who's to say when the fabric of time starts to unwind? who's to say when your mind becomes nothing but dust in the wind? these scars and cuts are what seem real but how many are real? how many are mental wounds? nothing is what it seems in this world of make believe i'm not even sure if i'm real anymore let's go sane, it brings back nothing but pain i think i'd rather be insane than full of hate i think i'd rather be insane than full of fear in this instability, there is some comfort from those things that inflict nothing but misery don't want to believe that you were invol

Just An Ordinary Girl
I'm just an ordinary girl In an extraordinary world With a heart that's very kind And an open, restful mind. I take pleasure in what's good Do things as I know I should I do a good turn when I can 'though I have no master plan. In a world that's full of grace I try and take life at my pace And see the best that I can see In the life surrounding me. I am happy just to learn I ask for little in return And I thank my God above For my ability to love. I feel if we all can do our part To share a piece within our heart With our fellow kith and kin God will help us from within. And if one kindness we can do To each other, me and you, Then I really do feel sure God will make our spirits pure. So as you go about your day In whatever tiny way Just try to be aware You have a kindness you can share. And as you will impart A little love from in your heart So as you walk life's lengthy mile Be glad you made another smile!!

Reflection Of The Water
I look in the water, What do I see? My own reflection, Looking back at me. I ask myself, Are you all you want to be? The answer is no, I need to grow, Figure out what it is that makes people hate me. I look in the water, My reflection tells me. God created me the way he wanted me. I can't change anything but my heart, So I make it hard and put up a brick wall. If I did then what would I be? Would I be able to look in the water, And see the reflection that came back to me? Dee Parenti All rights Reserved

My Person...
Well, I am with Brian now... and I am loving every minute of it at this point. So he lives a bit of a distance.... trust comes into play there.... and I trust him. And the fact that he's in a wheelchair? So what?!? at least I know that I won't make his feet too tired by asking him to go everywhere with me. (If he gets tired, I can push the chair :) hehehe) He is into so many of the same things I am that it's kinda odd, but I actually like it. Anywho.... I dunno what else to say, so lol. TTYL! -Sxe

Kiss From The Heart
would you kiss me tonight so soft so gentle arouse deep feelings please, make it so sensual can you feel a kiss without your heart so warm your lips, I felt them part no words can be spoken, the meaning is true that kiss will last forever it’s only for me and you a kiss from the heart.

Can This Be Love??
am I awake? can this be real? I'm drunk in my desire as you lay next to me in a bed of rose pedals and forgotten dreams. somehow you brought it all back to me feelings of erotic passion and a breath of life I thought they were forever lost in an eternal darkness left by lovers gone my eyes smile once again at the beauty before them my lips ache once again to be kissed my hands long to touch your burning flesh my heart pounds so hard it nearly escapes my chest oh, I must be asleep! can this really be true?

"may Dream's Become Reality"
You could be mine, The taste of your skin rolling Gliding over my senses. Erotic fantasies flashing over In my mind, to let me know how Much they don't compare to you. I can almost feel the soft press of Your body, warm, firm, molding with Mine to form a perfect being. Nimble fingers and hands working Their spell over my desires. We could be one, you know that, We could become trapped in our Fancies staying tied down in our Own little play world held back by A thirst that can't be quenched. I could be yours, wrapped in clear Blanket on display for your amusement To show everyone the catch you've made The servant you're found, the lover you choose. We could be ours. "May Dream's Become Reality"

T-minus Seven Days
i may be done writing. can't find the fucking point in it anymore... not blogs. you fuckers will still have to suffer my thhoughts since i don't have any friends. not that anyone reads this, but i can pretend, right? but really, i can't find the point in anything right now. writing, fucking, breathing... jacking off. doing a damn thing. the reason the human breed is here on earth, for all you religious zealots, since god won't let you in on the secret is to have as much fun as possible. to be as happy as possible.... but, where's the point? what's the point in trying? what's the point in caring? because it's all for naught. for this one superficial moment. going to end up dead in the end, no matter. it doesn't matter what we do. in the grand scheme, it's all fucking pointless and worthless and ... to hell with it. what does any of it matter? in the end, we're going to end up six feet under with no one but bugs for company. the people we "love" will eventually forget us, and move alo

Frozen
Shivering in your bed on a cold wintry night reaching for the blanket you only pull up fright They all had warned you, you got to beware But you stand there frozen with a cold glassy stare A song echoes in your head with a haunting refrain As you write her name across the frosty window pane Icy fingers reminding that you are alone The deep chill reaching right down to the bone cutting you deeper with another crystal slice You are a frozen victim of the Queen of ice

Take A Look.....mostly Rambling Lol
I wonder what it would be like if I picked up all my shit and left it all behind? It's not something that I'm considering, well not at the moment at least. Because here where I live, I have so many that I love and care for, I couldn't imagine just running off. But every once in a while, it crosses my mind. If like, just in the middle of the night I left, no note, no call in the morning. Just left. I wonder where I'd go, what I'd see, who I'd meet? Sometimes I absolutly love living where I live. And then, there are times like these, that I just wonder how much I missing out on things. Visiting places, meeting new people, shit like that. I don't know maybe it's just because of this funk that I'm in. I feel trapped, like I can't breathe half the time, and the times that I can breathe, I feel like I'm walking on eggshells because the next fuck-up that I do is right around the corner. Ever feel like absofuckingtly no one gives two shits and a fuck about you? Even though you

Amazing What One Pissed Off Woman Can Do
the saga continues ... Arrived at work today to see that there is still a homeless camp set up across my mall parking lot. After the events of yesterday and trying to get action on this issue for some time now I pretty much became a woman on a mission and decided enough is enough. Marched down to the Salvation Army office who IMO is the main reason we have this issue in our mall and that the actions they take can eliminate the issue if they so choose ( planning on mumming that one ) I demanded and organized a mall meeting for tomorrow 9 am. Deciding the mall getting together was not good enough and I wanted this issue finished with once and for all I started making phone calls. In a few hours I convinced the citys head by law enforcement officer they HAD to attend and got the reporter from yesterday to agree as well. Left messages at the Mayors office and police office plus fired off emails. Much to my surprise both walked into my store 2 hours later ( amazing what telling them

One Time
People give a person a chance to explain themself. At times that one chance can either change a persons mind or change their point of view. Giving them that one chance can create a whole different view of someones mind. Just because they had that one chance doesnt mean they explained themself fully. So once you meet someone dont let them go because the way they explain themself might not be all what they want to say.

Without You
Harry Nilsson - Without You - Harry Nilsson No, I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way the story goes You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows Yes, it shows No, I can't forget tomorrow When I think of all my sorrow When I had you there but then I let you go And now it's only fair that I should let you know What you should know I can't live if living is without you I can't live, I can't give any more I can't live if living is without you I can't give, I can't give any more No, I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way the story goes You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows Yes, it shows I can't live if living is without you I can't live, I can't give anymore I can't live if living is without you I can't live, I can't give anymore

Blowing Steam Blog
awwww I got ask by a mummer why I was mean in their mumm....... wtf in my opinion get fucking over it. Mean.... mean and awful is what I had to do at work today, euthanizing 40 pups/dogs and 10 kitten/cats. I want to go out and shoot every single person who brought us litters of pups and kittens that are sick and beyond being adopted, and also shoot the assholes who never even gave their dog basic training and who thought it was cute when their dog was aggressive...... who the fuck wants a dog that will eat their kid. I love my job, would never quit. But the fight to educate the dumb asses in my area who tell me "it is just a dog/cat" as if it does not matter what happens to them...... Hell we have gotten to work only to find litter of puppies or kittens thrown in our dumpster and we have to crawl in and get them out....... alright, have let my steam off........ hugs

Jocko
The Legend Of Jocko, The Black Lawn Jockey Explained by Deanna Dahlsad: Some claim it is to validate and honor Jocko Graves, the son of a free black soldier named Thomas Graves, who fought with George Washington. The story goes that Washington assigned the youth to safely remain on the Pennsylvania shore with the horses while they crossed the Delaware. Jocko was also to keep a lantern burning so George and the soldiers would know where to return after battle. When Washington and his army returned they discovered Jocko had frozen to death — still holding the horses and the lit lantern. The story continues that Washington was so moved by Jocko’s devotion that he commissioned a statue in Jocko’s honor. Titled “Faithful Groomsman” the statue stood at Mount Vernon in honor of the young patriot. ... But Professor Kenneth Goings ... says this legend isn’t true. And in an October interview with ‘The Daily Journal’ Goings says the lawn jockeys are “very, very much racist symbols” an

Sex Is Healthy!
We all know that regular sex is an important part of a healthy, happy relationship, but did you know that regular sex is also an important part of a healthy, happy body? Indeed, sex is more than just a pleasurable activity — it is a big part of who we are, both emotionally and physically. A recent Newsweek article found that regular sex has six amazing health benefits — it can increase a youthful appearance, it can promote the production of germ-fighting antibodies, it can strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor, it can burn calories, it can stabilize a woman’s menstrual cycle and it can offer natural pain relief in the form of orgasms. While a healthy sex life can contribute to a healthy body, an unhealthy body can also contribute to an unhealthy sex life. If your sex life has been lackluster or sub-par lately, the reasons might be more obvious than you might think: Poor nutrition: Fast food not only does a number on your waistline, it can also do a number on your sex life. This

Words In Mind
Ever wondered how one day you can wake up and feel so good about yourself but once you look in the mirror the image that scares back at you changes the whole idea? The day that you feel like everyone is looking at you and pointing. Is it possible to have that feeling everyday? Can someone really face themself in the true of the matter? Yeah. Its possible. The days you just wanna lay in bed and never get up. It only seems like a dream but in reality its the truth. Dont worry the thoughts of self mutalation doesnt run through my mind. Just a different look, maybe a different life.

Is This Ain't Child Abuse...
AIGHT SO I FOUND PEOPLE SUBMITTING THEIR KIDS TO TECHNO BULLSHIT. I MYSELF THINK THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. THE CONSTANT POINTLESS BEATS AND SIMPLE FUCKING NO WORD 80'S KEYBOARD SOUNDS, THE GAY AS SHIT CLOTHING, THE GLOW STICKS, AND THE FEELINGS OF EBING A FAG WITHOUT EVER ADMITTING TO BEING ONE. DON'T DO THIS TO YOUR KIDS ASSHOLE!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. NOW WATCH THE FUTURE FAILURES!! COURSE THIS KID I THINK WAS RETARDED FROM THE WOMB... I BLAME ALL OF THIS SHIT ON THE PARENTS. BAD TECHNO FAILURE PARENTS, BAD!!!!

Men Are Dogs!! (wrote By Me!!)
MEN ARE DOGS!! You walk by the pet shop (the pound) & think he's soooo cute, i'll take him home, he looks innocent, RIGHT?? WRONG!! As soon as you get him home he's marking his territory- You know those sexy boots your ex bought you: chewed up.. You take him to the vet but he convinces you he's got all his shots.. You can't get him to stop barking all night long, yet he naps all day.. He never wants to play when you want to & hey isn't he the one who's supposed to be doing the fetching.. He always wants his meal at the same time, served in his "special" bowl & not that dry either, he only eats the expensive wet food.. When you go out & leave him alone you never know what kind of mess your going to come home to & what things of yours he's been through, & ruined.. He never wants to wear his collar or tags.. When you take him for a walk, he's always looking at everyone who walks by, but if anyone even glances your way he begins to growl & wants to bite.. When you have a friend

Disbelief
As we all walk this earth, searching for our paths in life., we stumble upon things we can not explain. Things we can try to comprehend, yet most never get the concept. Everyone is born with free will of the heart and soul. Our souls will carry us after our bodies have aged and gone. i voted on a mumm today about heaven and hell and if i was going to heaven or hell. I commented and said, "neither, i don't believe they exist . We aren't here to prove there is a heave or hell, we are here for a higher purpose. Yah maybe I'm a weirdo, so what but is it wrong for me to feel that people find stuff to worship to make themselves feel better about death? knowing there is something to look forward to and not waiting for the end. They believe that once the end has come there is no more, nothing exists, just nothingness. I was once scared of death, thinking that when i close my eyes for the last time that world was gone, and after time passed, the people I share this time on earth with wo

Blur
The picture of him slowly fades away Its now a blur and my mind goes astray Slowly drifting further and further for me to touch My eyes can only see so much My feelings can only hold so much Why do I believe it will all be clear as he disappears? I don't want to forget I don't want to erase These feelings I have can't be replaced How much longer will it be Till you are all I can clearly see? I don't want him to just drift through my fingers I want him to leave a mark in my heart I want him to be mine and not just an emotionless blur!

Levelled !!
Yeah it may be early days, but this is about my millionth fubar account so i would like to thank People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours!@ fubar AND........................ ☆FäírÿPrînçëšš☆♡Fu-Wïféy 2 MyšłîçFãìry♡@ fubar AND........................ ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Fu-owned by Justfishing freelance bomber/leveler@ fubar For the hard work they put in to getting me started again, thank you so much guys xx

A Little Insight Into My Inner Workings.
All my life I was teased and dubbed the chubby girl. Sure, I had my friends and slight passing romances, but I felt like nobody was ever going to love me for who I was, not who they thought I could be. Until he came along. He had the smile that could melt you right in your tracks and the bluest eyes I had even seen. Just one look from him sent my heart racing. He charged right into my life and I was instantly swept off my feet. I was young and naive and he was the first person that I felt ever truly gave me the time of day. So, when he asked me to marry him that one cold winter night. Who was I to say no? He had been there for me and had put up with me. In a way I felt sort of like I owed it to him. Shorly after getting with him; the person I had fallen in love with started vanishing. It was replaced by this cruel creature that made my skin crawl. I started making excuses for him though. Little did anyone around me know, he had drug problems. Whenever he was in need of a fix; he

Volcano Meets Lightning!
Two of nature's most spectacular forces produced an incredible brew in the skies of Chile as avolcanic eruption met a lightning storm. Tons of dust and ash from the eruption of the volcano poured into the night sky just as an electric storm passed overhead. The resulting collision created a spectacular sight as lightning flickered around the dust cloud amid the orange glow of the volcano. The eruption was all the more spectacular because the volcano, 800 miles (1,290km)south of Santiago, has been dormant for hundreds - if not thousands - of years. The Patagonian volcano began erupting on Friday and the 12-mile-high plume has left vast tracts of land coated with a layer of ash.

Lqqk @ What He Bought Me~~
Four southern ladies were sitting around having Bloody Marys and talking about how much their husbands loved them. The first one says, "My husband loves me so much that he bought me a diamond ring." But, of course, she was in such a hurry she forgot her rings, but all the women still said, "Oh, how nice." The second woman says, "Well, my husband loves me so much he got me a fur coat." But it was the middle of July and too hot to wear a coat, but still all the ladies said, "Oh, how nice." So then the third woman says, "Well, my husband loves me so much he bought me a Mercedes-Benz." And, of course, she was being chauffeured in the family Buick." So they all looked at the fourth woman and said, "Well, honey, how much does your husband love you?" She replied, "He loves me so much that he bought me lesson to a charm school so I could learn to say 'Oh, how nice' instead of sarcastically saying 'Oh, ya, right' after everything you ladies say."

Marriage
Two people that I consider family got married over the weekend. One of them I have known forever and I love him dearly, his now wife I have just recently met but she is a great person and I love her too. I am so very happy for the both of them. I have been married and divorced and have been down on the whole idea of marriage for several years. Why fix it if it's not broke has been what I have been saying. Well I must say after having gone to my friends wedding and seeing how much they love each other and how very happy they are I am re-thinking that a bit. Maybe the reason I am so down on marriage is simply because I haven't found the "right one". If there is such a thing. I do know after seeing Renee and Chris as happy as they are that someday I do want that too! Heck who doesn't want that one love that just makes everything in life better, and when things are bad, they still make it better.

Hug Me?
you sound like you need a long hug. Seeing you sitting there on the couch, tired from a long stressful day, I craw on top of your lap, legs on either side of you and give you a hug. I could sit like that for a long time, still within our own world. Instead I unbutton your shirt, or pull it up a little at a time, until i feel your skin on my cheek. Just lying there,breathing in your scent, maybe a little kiss over your heart. My hands under your shirt rubbing from your sides to your back, sitting up a little to remove my shirt and yours, so our skin can touch, get more warmth, so i can smell you on me. Feeling your hands on my back.With my shirt open and your hands on my sides and back, I pull back , cup your face and steal a long kiss. Snuggling back into your neck, my lips on your pulse feeling it race for me, yearning for my touch. Feeling brave I start all over again, touching you while I lay there soaking in all the feelings coming through every touch on my skin. No

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please help us out. Thank you ♥ DevilGirl and Persia are trying for the spotlight. Bling them, send fu bucks, any little bit will help. Do Not send them to me, send them to DevilGirl and Persia,transfer fees are steep. DevilGirl & Persia@ fubar I would love to see these two get the spotlight.Show them lots of love. ~FAT SONNY~ (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-08-21 12:56:29') (repost of original by 'Per¡×ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ¢¾ CounterB!tch to Trancy ¡Ú' on '2008-08-21 13:03:50') (repost of original by 'pip1966' on '2008-08-21 13:47:12') (repost of original by 'Per§ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ♥ CounterB!tch to Trancy ★' on '2008-08-21 15:17:50') (repost of original by 'Ruby Cairo >Please Read Profile< ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia' on '2008-08-21 15:18:18')

I'm On Sale! Lol Come Check Me Out
Wanna Own Me? I'm For Sale In My Very First Auction!! It Runs Till Monday Night At Midnight..... My Birthday Is Monday Too!! Won't You Come And Make My Day Extra Special?! Just Click The Link Below And Make A Bid Thanx A Bunch XOXOXOXO OR You Can Copy n Paste The Link Below To Go To The Bully Click On My Picture And Make A Bid Big Huggles & Kisses http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1409090715

I Hope I Have Given You Good Wisdom Love
Love aI know this because I have been there before I have and still do own my own business all be it that very little income is coming from it but I have the faiith that it will prevail through all advertisities in every way thank you charlie

Laughter Train
If you can make me laugh you can make me do anything! To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the laughter train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "i love to laugh" or "make me laugh" and don't forget to re-rate them. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends...let them know you're joining the laughter train. Rate this laughter folder and you'll get a laughter tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special laughter tag.

You Can Let Go
YOU CAN LET GO by Crystal Shawanda Wind blowin' on my face Sidewalk flyin' beneath my bike A five year-old's first taste Of what freedom's really like He was runnin' right beside me His hand holdin' on the seat I took a deep breath and hollered As I headed for the street You can let go now, Daddy You can let go Oh, I think I'm ready To do this on my own (It's still) (It still feels) a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now, Daddy You can let go I was standin' at the altar Between the two loves of my life To one I've been a daughter To one I soon would be a wife When the preacher asked, 'Who gives this woman?' Daddy's eyes filled up with tears He kept holdin' tightly to my arm 'Til I whispered in his ear You can let go now, Daddy You can let go Oh, I think I'm ready To do this on my own (It's still) (It still feels) a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now, Daddy You can let go It was killin' me to see

To Share!!!
To share my thoughts To share my dreams, desires, goals To have you to talk to Expressing what I feel deep within It?s a passion in me To share I have a need to want to share Share with you my every thought To be able to let you see What others can only imagine To share my soul which no one has That which I love To share my love, true love To communicate on a deeper plateau Feeling what my eyes say, my heart feels

Marriage (myths And Realities)
MYTH: Loneliness myth that marriage will end your loneliness. REALITY: Many married people are still very lonely. MYTH: Fulfillment Fallacy which makes you believe that being married makes you complete human beings. REALITY: A couple complements one another, not completes one another. MYTH: Marriage Is for everyone. REALITY: There are a lot of unmarried people who are extremely happy. MYTH: Monogamy myth makes you believe that you are the only couple who is dealing with infidelity. REALITY: Infidelity happens to many couples. MYTH: Romance will always be alive in a good marriage. REALITY: The everyday problems and challenges of married life can often cloud over romantic feelings. MYTH: Marriage makes people happy. REALITY: You can't expect your spouse to be your one source of happiness. Marriage can complement your own individual happiness. MYTH: You won't have major problems if you truly love one another. REALITY: A good marriage doesn't just happen. It takes

Be Aware Of The Moon Power
Be Aware Of The Moon Power 8/20/2008 Dear Reader; Here is a little discussion pertaining to my predictions and my newsletter titled Fly At Your Own Risk! It's amazing how accurate you are in hindsight, Dr. Turi. However, I don't recall you predicting specifically that there would be a Spanish airliner crashing on Aug 20th and that a 153 people would die. Or some of the other 2008 air disasters, for that matter: CY DT- what difference does this make, the end results is CLEAR people are dead...I can only tell you the probability and the timing and in many of my newsletters I mentioned countless times that I DO NOT PREDICT ANYTHING! The weather has a regular patter and so the seasons, history repeat itself and so are the news… Meantime don’t expect NASA or the NWS to give you ANYTHING AT ALL (or take a chance) at all in term of earthquakes/natural disaster’s TIMING while I do it constantly and accurately and all without your tax dollars! Check CTC links

My Status For Those Who Wonder
ok so ppl have been coming at me flirting or trying to hook up with me or calling me names because they know half truths of my life.... so i figure i will do a one time explanation of what ya'll need to know.... I AM NOT LOCKED DOWN IN A REALATIONSHIP... I DO HAVE A JUGGALO THAT I CARE DEEPLY FOR BUT CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE IT SO WE ARENT A FULL FLEDGED COUPLE YET... SO YEAH, I FIND SOME OF YOU GUYS ATTRACTIVE, AND I WILL TELL YOU, AND FLIRT AND JOKE AND WHATNOT.... DOESNT MAKE ME A FU-WHORE.... AND DOESNT MEAN IM GONNA GO MEET YOU AND FUCK YER BRAINS OUT.... BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY HEART IS AND I PRETTY MUCH TELL YA'LL WHERE IT LIES WHEN I FLIRT AND JOKE WITH YA... THIS IS THE INTERWEBZ AND I AM OPEN MINDED AND HAVE FUN WITH IT AND YOU..... IF YOU WANT TO GET BUTTHURT ITS NOT MY FAULT... IF YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT I DONT CARE CUZ I KNOW MY STATUS AND SITUATION AND SO DOES HE SO ITS ALL GOOD.... SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.... I'M NOT LABELED AS TAKEN BUT MY HEART IS TAKEN BUT I STILL K

Who Is This Queen?
When you enter the room, the music stop, mouth start to drop. Men wonder who is this Queen?could she be the lady of my dreams. Body so beautiful, souls so pure?are we dreaming I?m not sure. Men leave their mate; they forget their dates blinded by your heavenly beauty. You utter your words with a harmonious tone so soft and sweet? we dance honorably at your feet. Women wish their men were all headstrong, but that all are dancing to your song. Ladies look at you with envy and hate, wondering what make you dazzling and great. They?re draped with their diamond, gold and pearls. You are all natural one of the beauty of this world. When you walk across the room you leave a fragrance so sweet and flower of this world bow down and take a seat. You have placed our mind, body and soul in a daze. We wonder around the room like we are in a maze. All I can say is you are beautiful and sweet. I would be honored just to kiss your feet.

Don't Know Where To Start.
Not much to start off and say anything except for the fact that im goin cross the country and checking out some of pennslyvania's scene and what it has to offer. Man I should figure out how to spell some of theese states. But any ways, I would like to get out of Alaska and do somthing fun while the weather is shit for where I am at now. If your reading this. im sorry for this pointless typing done to pass some time, but cool. Hope to talk to you some other time. Oh yeah.... SMOKE WEED, Dink, pop some pills and keep it safe!!!!!!! You can have ur sickness as long as u dont act lyk a dick.

37 But 4 Out Of 5
Another birthday chalked off. Booooo!! Thing is though, I still *really* enjoy celebrating my birthdays like I did when I was in my twenties. Maybe I should grow up a bit!! This years birthday week is panning out to be my wildest since before I was married too! Alcohol, men, dancing and more alcohol - a potent mix when you're someone like me who simply adores cock! lol! My schedule looks like this right now:- TUESDAY (my actual birthday) - got spoilt all day by my husband and kids and they took me for a lovely meal in the evening. Ahhhh, sweet! WEDNESDAY (last night) - out with my friend and I must confess to getting rather drunk and rather shagged too! Didn't roll home until about 2am which for midweek is NOT good! TONIGHT: Chilled out, caught up, so on. TOMORROW: I'm hoping against hope that my evil plan comes together and in the afternoon I'll be in bed at home with a friend of mine, a young black stud who I've yet to sample. Then in the evening I have a date with a friend

Galadriel Died...
My cat of over 19 years, died yesterday Aug. 20th of old age. She passed away sometime in the morning between 1:00am and 8:00am while I was sleeping. Galadriel would have been 20 years old this december and will be dearly missed. I will keep her photo albulm up for awhile and will be adding the last pictures of her that I have soon. Please stop by and rate some of photos in her memory.

Worst Final Episodes Ever
I was just thinking and wanted to give my opinion of the 3 worst final episodes of TV shows ever. 3rd worst (Garbage Medal) : St Elsewhere (Mid 1980's ) It was bad when Dallas made an entire season be the dream of a character. Even worse (though not quite bad enough to make my list) when Newhart had the entire series and everyone in it the dream of a character played a decade earlier by the actor playing the main character. But to really take the cake, this show had the entire series, everyone in it and the entire background the dream of a minor character only introduced in the final season (this show wasn't a comedy either. ) To make it worse, the dreamer was a retarded child rateher than a psychiatrist. 2nd worst (vomit medal) : Seinfeld (late 1990's ) Not only was the majority of the episode clips from earlier shows, it ended a very succesful comedy in a very unfunny manner - all 4 of the main characters sent to prison - for something that wasn't a crime in any

Naughty Survey
1. How old are you? 33 2. What is your sexual orientation? straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? LOVE IT 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes.. and I like it 5. How many sexual partners have you had? hmmmmmm around 10 6. What is your pubic hair style? non shaved 7. What is your choice of underwear style? boxers 8. Have you ever had anal sex? GIVEN and yes 9. What is your favorite position? It would depend on the moment. 10. How often do you masturbate? few times an hour ,,, umm i mean a WEEK 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yup I have 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? umm i do have 2 kids lmao 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? UMMMMM. there is a private folder on my profile that would tell u IF YOU HAD ACCESS lmao 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? not really 15. Have you watched porn? yuppumz 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? n

My Feelings In Ink
check out these poems I wrote tell me what ya think Wilted Wings Wilted Wings Wilted wings grounded now Still breathin but dont see how Screamin in my nightmares Sweatin blood swingin fist My world a haze an angry mist Covers my eyes wide open bleed Screams stick in my throat chokin me Wounds heal but pain remains Count the minutes to end of daze But cant count the wounds that cover me Reminding me of my faults reminding me of the pain Tears drops fall burning acid rain Hell has no torture like broken wings Shatterd soul flesh rending dreams Wilted wings grounded now Still breathin but dont see how Carl J Short Copyright ©2008 Carl J Short Please Tell Me Shadows form in darkend dreams Shards of glass in shredded veins Wake up screamin soaked in sweat One step closer to the edge Now the question yet remains Have I awaken to normal days Or was what I woke from real Please tell me for I'm to numb to feel Wich reflection in the mirror Will see

Lvling With Help
First of all, I'd like to thank the kind people on here who just helped me to level, just holla and I'll help you anytime you want. This excitement was however overshadowed by somebody who obviously finds it hard to come to terms with rejection much more than I do. Whilst on my journey to lvl, I went into the 'new stash' to have a look around. I stumbled upon an unimaginative ludite who had some kind of chain mail post. Now my understanding of the stash system is, if you like what you see, you give it a green thumbs up, and if not you give it a red thumbs down. IMO, this kind of trite crap that roams the net these days is little more than bs at it's lowest form. So naturally I give my own opinion on the stash by giving it a red thumbs down. 'hey you fucken asked what I thought, if you don't wanna know, then don't ask, K :-)' anyhoo, the next thing I know is that this fuckwit is rating me a '1' on a few of my pics, not really a problem, I get there quick, I get there slow, i

Cash Gifting
HEY LISTEN THIS WORKS FOR ME IM MAKING ALOT OF MONEY, I DIDNT BELIEVE IT AT FIRST BUT WHEN I TRY IT I WAS EXCITED, I MADE $1000 A DAY NO LIE..IF YOU WANT TO MAKE $1000 A DAY THEN VIST THIS SITE WWW.DARIUSCASHGIFTING.COM....IT WORKS...IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

Perspective
As this place makes you hard, tough, and numb to pain it gives you a different perspective in life and reminds you of the importance of the simple things. As temperature rises to 110 degrees Fahrenheit the sun begins to bake you skin and there is nothing that you can do. Suddenly the clouds as if sent by God roll in giving you a moment of shade, a little bit of mercy from the relentless powerful rays of the sun determinate to heat up the earth, you are just a bystander. As the temperature raises your body begins to heat up, you core temperature raises to alarming levels but a nice cold cup of water from melted ice soothes your body, it becomes the best beverage you have ever had. It gives you a second chance. The wind that blows blows hot air causing you to feel as if you were in front of a blow-dryer. The perceived mercy it brings in fact harms you by dehydrating you without warning; your lips chap, your skin dries as the swear beads attempt to form. The wind brings with it dust

Numb
I can’t feel the pain. My rounds have turned into scars, the scares make me skin thick and numb to the pain. This makes a man hard, it makes him cold, and the world loses its taste. Morality, civility is all irrelevant to him. He can’t feel the pain, he does not fit in. The sweltering jungle calls his name, the mosquitoes miss his thick cold blood, the sky does not let rain pour; there is no reason to, he is not there. The ground begs for his sweat. The desert is empty without him; it needs him. The dust storms go unnoticed. The sun has no one to bake. The inches of shadows found under a large boulder goes wasted. He is no there. The cold misses his cold blood. The frigged air has no one to cut and cause blisters. His skin can’t be cracked. The snow can’t melt about him; it can’t blind him with the reflections off of its surface. The morning cold misses the sound of his bone snapping and his joints popping. He can’t feel the pain. His wounds have turned into scars, the scars hav

The Desert
So here I am in the desert under conditions most would find unbearable, that is because we have lost our perspective in life. The desert give me peace and tranquility, it allows me to leave behind all of my troubles. As an Oustrage puts its head in the sand I too can out mine in the desert and forget my troubles. The bills are being paid and the responsibilities are met. I don’t have to deal with the personal and emotional side of the story. After all I don’t have signal and you can’t reach me on the electric leash. Trouble goes away until I am ready to deal with it at my own time. Oh yeah, in case you forgot it is all about me I will deal with the sun I will deal with the heat I will deal with the wind I will deal with the camy net snapping Those take physical toughness, and that I have plenty of, the city has emotional’ charges often greater then I can withstand.

Pain
Pain, Pain is good for all of us. It lets you know you are still alive It lets you know you have feelings It lets you know you did it right It lets you know it is working It lets you know it was worth it It lets you know you cared It lets you know you are human Pain is good for any of us

Sex
1. How old are you? 38 2. What is your sexual orientation? str8 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? LOVE it 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes.. and I luv it 5. How many sexual partners have you had? not sure 6. What is your pubic hair style? shaved 7. What is your choice of underwear style? none 8. Have you ever had anal sex? sex 9. What is your favorite position? any 10. How often do you masturbate? all the time 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? yes 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? . yes. 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? yes 15. Have you watched porn? of course 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? not yet 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? yes 18. Spit or swallow? yes 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? yes 20. Do you own any sex toys? yes Report as NSFW (Not

Demented Dreams 2
I moved out here to keep this from happening. I looked over at the clock it's 3:48 A.M. who would even come here now. I walked to the front door. Flashing lights, Fucking cops! Oh well not like it matters. I open the door, a tall man with Dark blue eyes and pale skin looked at me with concern. "Sorry to trouble you Miss" he said with a strong southern vocie. " Your neighbors heard some screams are you okay?" I smiled " It's fine officer I had some trouble with my cat. She doesn't seem to like baths." i said still smiling. "Odd time to give your cat a bath." he said with a stern look. "Yes, but not so odd if your cat decides to roll around in the spilled oil in the garage and then decides to come jump on your bed and get it all over the place." "i see well, What about the screams?" I slowly lifted my shirt revealing two large slashes on my stomache. "See these? They hurt alot! But i will live you should see my back..." I started to turn when he stopped me. "Not nessacery Mis

Misery
Misery likes company, I like the way that rounds. I’ve been trying to find the meaning so that I can write it down. Maybe tomorrow I will fill a different way. I would like to jump but I am afraid to hit the ground. My pen bleeds out.

The Wet Spot
Come Join us @ The Wet Spot! One of the newest lounges on Fubar! We are hiring all staff! Greeters, promoters, enforcers, promoters! We will be havin contests, like auctions and give aways! Maybe even a member of the month! You never know what The Wet Spot has in store! So if you want a lounge you can come in and hang out with good friends and awesome people.... Where the drinks never stop.... And where the music is rockin... Come join The Wet Spot! If you don't wanna join just pop in and say hey..You might change your mind! Thanks, The Staff of The Wet Spot! Click our Icon to enter the lounge! (repost of original by 'Rev. Kandi* CoOwner @ The Wet Spot*Fu-Wife to Marlboro Man*' on '2008-08-21 15:20:35') (repost of original by 'DJ Lady Nightshade-Shockwave Bar & Grill (featuring Aftershock Radio)' on '2008-08-21 15:27:41')

Going To
BE SOME CHANGES ON MY PROFILE HERE SOON.. SO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME AND READ... FOR UPDATES.. I WILL TRY TO ADD NEW PICS EVERY OTHER WEEK IF U ALL WANT TO BE ON MY FAMILY.. ALL IM ASKIN IS A 7 DAY BLAST.. IN RETURN FOR U TO BE ON MY FAMILY FOR 7 DAYS.. UNTIL MY BLAST EXPIRES... THAT IS MUCH TO ASK FOR..

Entertainment Night At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, ' I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. 'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

Tell Me Something.....
How do you open up your mind and your heart to the same thinng at the same time. I have found this man and he is the only person that has ever gotten my heart to open up. When have started falling for him I knew that he was the one who was going to make my heart melt. I am now head over heels for him. But now that my heart is open wide I am loving wih everything I have and everything I am, I am vulnerable and I am scared. I want to understad why my heart is so willing to endure everything, the joys the sadness, the heart ache and the pain, but still see The beauty in everything he has to offer it. But my mind sees all these things and trys to close the door of the heart and just keep a safe distance the the tears and the smiles, because with one you must always know that the other will follow. How should I go? Should I ignore my brain and endure what my heart wants, or ignore my heart and know logically what should happen. Is there actually room for logic in love, or i

I Can If I May
I will if I can : I can if I may : If in doubt go back to the boss: If you own your own business there is only one earthly boss that is you if you are unnsure of things go back to yourself and you can work it out no matter what thank you sweet charlie

From Another Site
This was first posted on another site I belong to. It is a site that I post my artwork to and talk to many people. So I thought I would share what I wrote there. . . We all have demons and things that we face each and every day. Some are just small little fears others are much bigger. One of the ones I admire people for getting over is being in front of a camera. I personally can't stand it to see pictures of myself. So when someone has the guts to sit down in front of a camera and take pictures I applaud them. I find it even more brave to stand there naked and totally bare to the world and have pictures taken. That is one thing I just can't do at this point in time. To be so comfortable in your appearance to sit and let the world see you is something that I hope to one day be comfortable to do. So with this said - lets remember how much courage it takes to sit in front of that camera. Lets not degrade them, lets not be rude, lets not talk about there faults or anything like t

To Those Who Have Love
To those who have love, compassion understanding give streangth to you I say you have the power to overcome power that over cvomes fear intripation you have the power to strive to get above it in all ways possible this is from very sweet friend who is wisdom is strong in many way. thank you charlie

Nothing But A G Thang
I was at this Wendy's and they had a sign This Wendy's is Rated G - all ages are welcome Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others! I thought to myself, fuck, I could have gone to an R rated Wendy's? I bet that chick has a great rack that the sign cuts off.

If I Could
If I could! By: Katherine Davis If I could make just one wish for you to come true.I would grant you all the happiness in the world,that you could want.I would grab one star,and make it shine just for you.I would reach into the heavens,and rope the moon.If I could,I would give you your greatest fantasy,bringing it to reality.If I could,I would show you my very essence, I would,if I could.If there was one pleasure,I could grant to you,I would fill it with desires beyond any expectation,feeding the emotion,to the highest excitemnet.I would, If I could,completely,give you fate,hand it to you and let you decide its' forthcoming. If only,I could stop time,and give you a moment,in which,all seems possible.I would give you forever. But,I am only a mortal,with life shortly lived.One soul in a world of many.My flesh burns, in the essence of my spirit.I can only give you what I can reach for.Your hand in mine. The only stars,are the ones that shines when they look upon yo

Errrr
why does the bus drop my son off on the next street over when they drive right by the house? his bookbag weighs like 40 pounds, is it that hard to drop him off closer when you already drive right past it? and no it's not cause of other kids, there aren't any he rides with by us!

5 Lessons About The Way We Treat People!
Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely, ' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an o

Better The A Dream Stalker
Hey everyone, For those of you who thought Dream Stalker was hot. I have a real stalker. Actually I guess he has moved it farther then just stalking. He totally controls me. He has a gps bracelet locked on my ankle and another locked in my jeep. He has a set of keys to everything and some how he figured out all our alarms stuff - codes, video, everything. Oh yeah he controls everything that gets near my pussy.

What Is Burning Man?
I get asked this a lot and it is what you make of it... it is an experience, it is an escape from reality, it is stepping into a world full of art and light. This is a little video montage of what to expect out there. This video is a compilation from Burning Man 2005. Video compilation from Burning Man 2007.

Auction
=== 'Unbreakable † Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club, Dylon'sDivaMafia & Always owned b' wrote the following at '2008-08-20 19:24:07'.. > > > > > > > > Here's your chance think you can own SweetSpeabayba?? > > > > > > > >

Interracial Dating & Couples
Do you think it is okay for people to date outside there race? For me I could care less but for others they may be disowned by their family by doing so!?! I think people should realize that this is the a new day & age and race nor cultural differences sould matter!! All people should love one another no matter what color you skin is!! Tell me your thoughts on this subject??

Tracy In Her First Auction
You no you wanna own me !!!! I'm in my first auction please bid on me! What i'm offering. ****************** Owned for a month. 300 11's a week during HH for a month Pimpout on my profile page for a month Top friends for a month. Shitfaced everyday for a month during HH Coustom made fubar tag. Added to my name for a month. Pimpout in a bully once a week for a month. Permanent blog pimpout for a month. All stash rated during HH in the month. Daily profile comment for a month. SO COME ON BID ON ME (YOU KNOW YOU WANNA HEHEHE) (repost of original by 'Tracy_shadow leveler owner of summer uk and co owner of pinkladys lapdance club' on '2008-08-21 17:04:28')

I Miss My Sailor
I MISS MY SAILOR Current mood: sad Category: Life I MISS MY SAILOR It's hard enough to say good-bye, And to know that time will crawl and NOT quickly fly. Falling asleep every night without you here, With nothing to comfort me and dry my tears. Gripping my pillow and longing for your touch, And crying to your picture, "I miss you so much. " Bad dreams they wake me in the middle of the night, And I turn to lay my head, on your chest full of might. Only to find that you still aren't yet home, My Sailor's not here to hold me, and keep me safe and warm. But your pillow still smells of your sweet loving scent, And I've held it closely since the day that you went. The phone rings and I pray your voice I hear, My heart skips a beat, it almost feels like you're near. I cherish every phone call as if it were our last, Reminiscing the good times and longing for the past. The past when you were home with me, and the time we sp

Overcoming Infustice
We know that revenge will settle nothing at this point. It will only leave us with an emptier feeling than before. Heal the pain in our hurts over this injustice,and somehow, as impossible as it now seems, bring us to the place of blessing our enemies and extending the one thing that keeps saving our own lives: your forgiveness.

Team 1 Fu-angels , Texas Angel Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Healing Failure
I blew it. Give me courage to admit my mistake, apologize, and go on. Keep me from getting stuck in denial, despair,and , worst of all, fear of trying again. In your remolding hands, God of grace, failures can become feedback and mistakes can simply be lessons in what doesn't work. Remind me that perfection means "suited to the task" not "without mistakes." There's a world of difference.

Stubborn Women Will Never Learn.
Yesterday i had a crappy day with some females idiot,and i accepted my B.f.f. Back,but now i don't know.Okay this love crap shit is begging to be annoying,no matter what i do i will always get upset over dumb shit,and they will be making the same shit that upset me in the first place.Why the fuck do they do that thou.First she says she loves me,then she pulls the same shit all over again.what i wanna know is this how do you love someone if that person is married to someone else.Arrrgghh!! fuck it's yesterday all over again.I think i just want to be alone and just be a single nice guy,and not deal with shit thou.i am quiting being on my computer,so i am not deleting myself anymore,i will just not be here,and spent my life in bed feeling hurt.Oh before you go posting that i am a lazy ass,let me tell you fuck you i am disable and i have no legs to walk,i live my life in a damn wheelchair,an i don't want pity from no idiot.Well thank you and sorry for being a dick.

$$$tha Mega Pimpout$$$!!!!
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My Mom's Birthday
My Mom turns an undisclosed age today, and we've invited her over for dinner. We have a few small things for her. Some sugar free chocolate, some movies, and some other things my wife bought, that I can't remember. But that isn't enough, but she is impossible to shop for. All she does is bowls, work, and bitch and nag. She doesn't cook, but I don't want to get her gift certificates to eat out. She likes to read, but she reads everything, so she probably has it. She wants a shepherd's hook for her yard, so I'll get her that, but what else? I suppose I could get her an outfit or two. It has to be bright, gaudy, and if flamingo's are on it, it's a bonus. I don't bother getting her things for the house, because she's never there. And if you get her candles, chances are you get them back for Christmas as a gift from her. She forgets who gives them to her, and regifts them...usually to us. I've got her every CD that she could possibly want. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Mot

Why Are They Not Talking To Me
i donot do nothing right but they are not talking to me. do they want me leave forever and i not who left, i'm not bad person but i think some people think so and thats not fair. i wish people said what they mean and not throw lil but lil in there. u what i donot care what they thing i know the truth and that all that matter. and donot like this then piss off

Missing You
I miss you grandpa!! James Michael Shultz November 21, 1925 - August 21, 2007 May the road rise up to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His Hand.

Poem
FANTASY WORLD My fantasy world is magical and loving, full of fun and enjoyment, loving caring breathing heavy, touching, kissing, licking, biting, spanking, pulling hair, sucking, fucking, cuming, cuming cuming, melting as we close our eyes feeling each other, loving, caring, kissing, more! REALITY I found this man: dark hair, blue eyes, sexy, loving, caring, smart, fucks the best, the opposite of me, total smart ass! perfect man for me! yet i yearn for more, a woman: I found her beautiful, sexy, glowing, she loves and cares until i get close, lets me go, crying, aching, lonely, yearning for love, wondering if ill ever find another so great, wishing, dreaming, thinking too much, unsure i want to let my heart go! why? I'm messed up, I shouldn't feel the way i do! I shouldn't want what i want! I shouldn't get the urge! I am wrong for being me! I am so scared to get close,

Come Join The Fun It's Pbj Time!!!! Updated
Peanut Butter and Jelly Time - DJ Chipman YA'LL FU'S WANNA JOIN ME? SINCE WE ARE IN A DANCIN MOOD LETS ALL CELEBRATE ON ONE OF THE BEST SNACKS ON EARTH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S PEANIT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!! YOU KNOW THE DRILL RATE FAN ADD...ALL BELLOW SHOW SOME PBJ TIME LOVE!!! Peek-A-Boo@ fubar YOUR PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME HOSTESS

Mmm Ok This Is Getting...
ME SO FUCKIN FUSTERATED HERE.. OK PEOPLE.. ONCE AGAIN.. IM ON HERE TO JUST MAKE FRIENDS.. COME ON PEOPLE LETS BE REAL.. UNLESS U LIVE IN KANSAS.. WE PROBLEY NOT GOIN TO MEET.. NOW ARE WE? AND PLUS I HAVE A HUGE BAGGAGE ON MY BACK RIGHT NOW.. I HAVE KIDS... THAT NEED ME MORE THEN EVER.. THEY ARE 7 AND 9.. THEY WILL COME FIRST AND FORMOST IN MY LIFE.. PLEASE GET THAT... AND I DO NOT BRING STRANGE MEN TO MY HOUSE WITH MY KIDS AROUND.. AND I PROMISE MY YOUNGER SON THAT LIVES WITH HIS DADDY HERE IN KANSAS.. THAT I WILL NOT MOVE OUT OF THE STATE OF KANSAS INTEL HE IS 18..) *NOT BREAKIN THAT PROMISE TO HIM* THAT NOT WHAT KIND OF MOM I AM.. (PLZ RESPECT THAT OF ME..) SECOND.. I HAVE SAID THIS MANY MANY MANY DAMN TIMES.. I ALSO LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.. (NO IM NOT A LAZY WOMAN THAT CANT LIVE ON HER OWN) I TAKE CARE OF MY MOM WHICH HAD 3 STROKES 2 MONTHS AGO. SHE IS DOING GREAT.. SHE CAN WALK,TALK ALONG WITH MANY THINGS. BUT SHE DOES NEED HELP WITH SOMETHINGS.. AROUNG THE HOUSE.. AND

Weekend Getaway
so you want to hear about my vacation: friday night we went back and forth as to where to go, she kept saying, she trusted my judgement but I was getting annoyed by the minute. I mean think about, she's been nagging me that she wanted to get out of town , now that we were both on vacation from work...she couldnt put her finger on a specific place to go??? I mean come on! So, friday night passed and I went to sleep, saturday came and i was eager and ready to hit the road, somewhere. So, I suggested Minneapolis, then cabins in minnesota, chicago, a concert (bbd, troop, and mint condition) but there was so much i wanted to do in chicago that $$$$$ became an issue and i didnt want to drive there, just for a concern if i couldnt do several different things. I figured, the total trip would cost about 1000.00 if I decided to go do chicago and do a bunch of things to make weekend a fun getaway. So that went out the window....then... the thought of going to omaha zo

Shiver Me Timbers, Or A Son Shall Share In The Honors Or Crimes Of His Father
I SO wanted to use the Klingon version of the second title (Picard as Arbiter of Succession says it in “Star Trek: The Next Generation” ’s season four ending “Redemption”) but I couldn’t find an accurate rendering of it. Or just felt looking was a waste of time – it sounds like “g’now jhul hook pahjard”. Go figure. I wanted to do something with it in today’s online missive, and an item I picked up just before I left reminded me of an amusing comparison. It was the obituary notice for my grandfather, also named David [my last name]. Born 1890, died 1989, prior to his retirement and his World War I service (I think Dad told me he was an ambulance driver, but I may be confusing him with Ernest Hemingway there) he owned his own painting and decorating company in Berwyn, Illinois. Considering the disaster my painting the office I work in a few weeks ago seems to be perceived as by my employer – it still smolders a bit – I can say the decorating gene skipped a generation. Last

Naughty Application
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"

Guardian Angel Prayer
Guardian Angel Prayer Angel of God, my guardian dear, To whom God's love committs me here, Ever this day be at my side, To light, to guard, to rule, and guide. From sinful stain Oh keep me free, And in each hour my helper be.

She Dating My Ex Who Doesnt Give A Fuck About His Kids
Philly i really don't give a fuck if your going to date my exes but i just want you to know that when shit goes wrong don't you dare come to me with your problems. Not only are you bringing someone who stocked me for two years into a place that i frequent but you also made me feel unwelcome in my surrounding. keep your psycho boyfriend away from me.If you get impregnated by this Nazi not only will i fear for you but the life of your child as well.This man already has two children, hes 26 years old now and he still doesn't have a job.He doesn't make any real effort to support his children and in fact would rather spend his time going to the bar and spend what little money he has on beer and cigarettes.He will make you feel important but at the cost of his children.im sorry but when someone becomes a parent the first priority should be there kids... not spending every waking minute with there Girlfriend.i know its kinda crappy for you to have to share but you really shouldn't be coming

A Poem...
This is a poem i wrote years ago..and just fouind it..ihope you can appreciate thetiem i took toshare it with everyone.. I sit up at night with tears in my eyes.. My head throbs in pain from thinking of you I never wanted to lose you though it is too late now I cant believe you are gone, out of my life,return is uncertain You were my life, my soul, my one and only You said you believed in me, and taught me to be strong You made me love you then broke my heart You left me scared and alone That night I realized it was over Love is like an illusion both of the mind and heart At first it is beautiful and proper The next thing you know, it has become completely unbearable I close my eyes and see you before me with arms wide open, smiling I try to reach out to you, to feel you once more As I extend my hand, you seem to dissappear, never to return In my dreams I hear you call my name I try calling back but silence fills my room Al

Mamamia, Now I Really Know........
...Why i don't go to the cinema that often. The reason being that when i do want to go there is nothing worth seeing other than the tons of identical mainstream rubbish that passes for entertainment. So, last night i went to see some mainstream rubbish...No, it wasn't rubbish as it goes but it was entertaining. Went to see Mamamia but haven't decided as yet if it lived up to the hype . It was quite good and might have been wonderful, if only I hadn't been distracted by the hysterical laughter at inopportune moments from the other cinema goers. Sound familiar to anyone? WTF are you all laughing at? Every time anyone finished a sentence, they were in fits of laughter and I just wasn't able to concentrate. I'm not being a killjoy or anything but laughing continually, what's all that about i demand to know? I didn't hear anyone laughing when Pierce Brosnan was singing and THAT was funny. Got to big up The Walters (Julie), she really lifted it towards the end, plus shefs a local girl. Yo

Keeping It Together...
Well over the last few weeks times have been real hard..I hurt myself..slipped a disk in my back and have been off of work for a week..then on top of that they are gonna cut my hours..so financially we are struggling.. Relationship wise..we are also struggling to keep things afloat ..we're both so frustrated and stressed and we seem to take that out on one another not always intentionally but thats how things seem to go.. Personally I am falling apart..worrying about everything ...and accomplishing nothing...I am realizing now that I am very insecure..whether it has to do with my weight I really am not sure..but ever since my bf and I started coming to this site all I do is stress about every girl that bats an eye in his direction..I see that he is a good looking guy..that he's a charmer..but why must girls push that limit..flirting is one thing...saying things like to bad you have a gf..or to bad your taken are NOT OKAY...saying how much you fuck my bf's brains out is NOT OKAY.

Go Back To School Ty
Ok I have a daughter she will be a JR. this year. I feel so glad she is going back to school. I hate to say it but I'm tiered of cleaning up after her. I'm tired of the late nights. She is a great kid no truoble great grades on Softbaall scholarship and all. But dam she is messy. If I say something its an argument so i just gave up. Why do hey think they are visitor s in the own house. But then again they don't live here most of the year ... So glad school is starting back up lol

K..............
so heres the updates for whatever the fuk. so....summer is almost up.....work will be done here in sept.....prolly by the 23rd......and back to massachusettes i go....where the fam is. so....moms still in the hosp. and after 2 weeks...she's finally talking again....and now we r waiting for the bone marrow test results. ....other than th@..... i guess im ok for now. and these colorado chicks are weird...yeah yeah..i know....me sayin th@ is a lil weird.....but FUK u :) n e way....im doin ok and look forward to screwing with the lot of ya. rp

Summer Sale Of My Comic Artwork On Ebay.
The theme for this weeks ebay sale is 'pile 'em high, sell 'em cheap!' Yep, this week there is a whole raft of art pages, being offered for as little as £5- each. If the thought of getting a bargain doesn't convince you, consider this.. buy ing one of these pages will make you more attractive to the opposite sex, & increase you popularity amongst your friends.* Click the pic to see whats on offer... * this is a lie.

This....
This desire Sets ever fiber of my soul on fire This wanting Even in my dreams is so haunting This need Takes presedence over the air I breathe This joy Death itself couldn't even destroy This passion Has taken control in grand fashion This inspiration Hails unto me like a beacon This muse I have been blessed with, is you

If We Had Sex...
Please reply in a private message so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out for you. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? Repost as "If we had sex".......see who respo

Pic's To Bomb..
On my quest to reach God Father,I have made a folder to bomb at your own leisure its called Pics to comment bomb for levelling to god father. Please click the pic,and it will take you to the folder..Bombs away!!

Little Tommy
Little Tommy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, "These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off, quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, help Aunt Jenny is dying!" "What do you mean?" his mother says. "Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow 'em up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming!"

Tater Tots
grr I find myself addicted to a baby story again :( ever since my sister had her third little girl(sigh) I've been wanting another little rugrat to add to the bundle. I think Chris makes beautiful babies!:D and well mine are handsome little devils of course lol. only thing is we would have to do in vitro for this to happen. which is 10 grand.... sooo.. im thinkin time to take out a loan??LMAO maybe its just a phase I would like..neh LOVE to have a little one with Chris. kinda the icing on the cake if you will. atleast have fun practicing ;) Later Days.

Love Making
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 - Laughing eyes 4 - Well-shaped legs 4 - Loving arms 2 - Firm milk containers 2 - Nuts 1 - Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 - Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Am I Just Wrong Or A Sick Puppy?
I have been married now for 25 years and have 2 wonderful children, (1)16yr/ (1)13yr... the "spark or fire" if you will has left the marriage and I find myself trying to re-light it, but get no response or gallons of water dumped on me. She, my wife, seems mad as hell about something or even nothing all the time and has been this way for about 5 years now. I have confrontations, and I like touching and being touched.... but if I try that with her she will find something to get mad about and yell at me because my shoe is tied wrong... I find myself looking for friends and pictures of same out here on the web where I can fwwl like spmeone loves me or cares enough about me to make me feel better.... So .. with that said,... am I wrong or just one sick puppy?

Shout Box Shout Out
BabyJesus posted a MUMM yesterday. (8-20)It was something about Email Verifications for shoutbox permission. Everybody was on their best behavior, for a while. But I didnt have much to add to the technical aspect of the MUMM, and yes it WAS a REAL MUMM,so I went with my standard smart ass approach: and then it appeared, for the first time ever, in my shout box,,, a name in glowing yellow. . . . SO all you hacks just keep hackety hackin' it up out there in Hackland. You keep dodging the Hackasaurus Rex's and the Hackadons in your quest for fire, for I have found it already, in the form of burning Xanthic letters, and they spelled: babyjesus. PS: check out my spelling (jsut), youd think I could have put the bong down long enough to proof read my shit before just sending it out willy nilly and spelt wrong

True Fear Lol
Was being in the passnager seat of my father's truck. Like seriously I don't understand why, in an attempt to dodge manholes, he has to drive into oncoming traffic? I just run them over. lol. so other than almost dying today so far it's been pretty good. Thank God it's almost over. Before I Forget - Slipknot

Re: Potential Obama Vp Is Pro-war, Pro-patriot Act Neo-con
RE: Potential Obama VP Is Pro-War, Pro-Patriot Act Neo-Con ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 20 Aug 2008, 15:36 Potential Obama VP Is Pro-War, Pro-Patriot Act Neo-Con The man who many are tipping to become Barack Obama's running mate is a pro-war, pro-patriot act, Bilderberg member who was an honorary co-chair of the neocon Committee for the Liberation of Iraq, a group that aggressively propagandized for the invasion of Iraq in 2003. Ladies and gentlemen - meet Senator Evan Bayh. http://www. prisonplanet. com/potential-obama-vp-is-pro-war-pro-patriot-act-neo-con. html

Re: 2008 Coolest For At Least Five Years
RE: 2008 Coolest For At Least Five Years ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 21 Aug 2008, 11:45 2008 Coolest For At Least Five Years Man-made global warming advocates are scrambling to explain away the fact that 2008 has so far been the coolest year in five years, as climate change alarmists face embarrassment amidst a barrage of evidence that the planet has embarked on a clear and natural cooling trend. http://www. prisonplanet. com/2008-coolest-for-at-least-five-years. html

Shopping
Ok, there are deals out there on the internet, but they can be hard to find. Check out one place that lists them all, Slick Deals. Well, not all of them, but a lot of good ones. Mostly techie stuff, but toys and clothes and, of course, when you can get free ice cream.

Dear Goddess
Dear Goddess You who never kill but only change: I pray that my exuberant, suave and accidental words will move you to shower ferocious blessings down on everyone who reads this benediction. I pray that you will give them what they don't even know they want – not just the boons they think they need but everything they've always been afraid to even imagine or ask for. Dear Goddess, You wealthy anarchist burning heaven to the ground: Many of the divine chameleons out there don't even know that their souls will live forever. So please use your blinding magic to help them see that they are all wildly creative geniuses too big for their own personalities. Guide them to realize that they are all completely different from what they think they are and more exciting than they can possibly imagine. Make it illegal, immoral, irrelevant, unpatriotic and totally tasteless for them to be in love with anyone or anything that's no good for them. O God

Love Making
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Bad Day
Found out a couple hours ago that someone I once considered a close friend died yesterday. He was my best friend's ex. My friend tossed him out last dec - had issues with drinking too much and became very abusive, they were engaged and own a house together He was not nice to her and I held a lot of contepmt toward him for what he did to her In April he was diagnosed with liver disease and given a few months to live, longer if he quit, but he only quit a few weeks ago and a couple weeks ago he started calling and apologized to all of us, and said he had only a couple more months to live. He was trying to make amends with everyone, it was heartbreaking truly. But when he was being an ass he screwed her financially with the house and he was trying to fix it for her but died before he could sign the papers since no one expected this so soon and in the meantime he had given power of attorney to his ex wife and his mother who HATE my friend so even though the process was star

A Pimpout For Me By Sweet Miss Crys... :)
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO OWN A HORSES ARSE BEFORE? WELL NOW HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!! COME AND BID ON THIS HORSES ARSE!!! THAT’S RIGHT LADIES N GENTS YEAHMON IS UP ON THE AUCTION BLOCK!!! SO BE SURE TO COME AND RATE HIS PIC AND PUT A BID IN ON HIM!!! HE IS OFFERING A LOT FOR THE TOP BIDDER!!! SO GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR AND COME BID ON THIS HORSES ARSE!!! CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO AND PLACE YOUR BIDS!!! WHILE YOU ARE THERE MAKE SURE TO RATE/FAN/ADD THE HOSTESS IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY!!!! This Pimpout Brought to You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~' on '2008-08-21 11:42:17')

She's Heading Over!
Well, as a mom of a soldier I got the new a week or so ago! Suzanne is heading to the Sand Box.... The mixed emotions are here. Proud, supportive, scared, just to name a few. It will be a long 400 days.... She is my baby girl Yet a Strong and vibrant Woman.. She a SOLDIER! She is doing what she signed up for because she an American Soldier. My 5lb 2 oz baby at birth is doing what many cant/wont, defend our country. Proud? OMG Never been so proud of her.

Friends
I just want to say thank you to all my friends and all there friends. Because without all of you life would be sooooo boring. lol I would like to thank you all for everything you do on here. I appreciate all the help i have gotten since coming on here and am taking this time to show my appreciation for it. THANK ALL OF YOU.

Wowza...
So I've been away for a long time...too long? I just transferred with my job from Texarkana Texas to little old Elk City, OK. Totally on the opposite side of the state than where I grew up, but so far it's cool out here. I'm loving my job. Other than that nothing else new's really been going on with me, there are so many men with trucks here...it's like a girl's dream. I'm ready to get a new car now, transferring here helped my financial situation out a ton, and so now I'm able to do things like that! :) Back to work I guess....for now.

Bottled Emotions
the strength of these feelings... they are so powerful inside too big for one world... yet contained in such a small space everyday fills it up more.. the pressure gets tighter and tighter mixed emotions swirling together... eventually blending into one in this see through container... cannot hide it from anyone waiting for the safest moment... to set them all free waiting, waiting, waiting... someday the seal will break... and the bottled emotions will all pour out

Fubar Unfair To Maxine!!!
Since Fubar banned me from making comments, and never told me why, and since I did send alot of Maxine comments, I can only surmise that Fubar is anti Maxine! Why you might ask?? Could it be Ageism Fubar?? You don't like that she smokes?? Perhaps it's her dog?? Are you anti animals?? Why Fubar why?? I wonder what Maxine would say about this. Hmmmmm....see below. lol glitter-graphics.com

Breast Cancer Knows No Age Or Celebrity Status
From www.komen.org DALLAS – August 5, 2008 – The thoughts and support of the entire Susan G. Komen for the Cure® network are with Christina Applegate as she undergoes treatment for breast cancer. Christina is a long-time supporter of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, having championed the need for early detection through a number of initiatives over the years. As the daughter of a breast cancer survivor, she has been active in encouraging people to remain vigilant about breast cancer screening. We were comforted to hear that Christina’s cancer was discovered early and her prognosis is good. Yet her diagnosis, at age 36, is a poignant reminder that breast cancer can strike at any age, and therefore it is critically important to be aware of your breast health, since we know early detection of breast cancer greatly improves a person’s odds of beating the disease. Understanding your personal risks Women should understand their personal risks of the disease and the benefits of lifes

When You Need Someone To Lean On
When you need someone to lean on. or just a helping hand. You know i'll never judge you, your my friend... i'll understand. No matter what your going through, however big or small. With our two heads together, together we'll stand tall. Don't be afraid to lean on me, and please dont ever frown. Together we're united, i'll never let you down. I'm here if ever you need me, with a problem you need to share. When times are tough, just call on me, you know i'll always be there.

New Direction
Hey Hotties, I wanted to take sometime to let all of you know that we are in the process of making some changes to the (once biggest and best known group on LC, CT and now Fubar) I have taken on a new position, that requires me to be gone alot more and with that I had to appoint Flirt as my "Chief of Operations". Along with this change I have agreed to allow her and the SR staff to make some changes also. This includes but not limited to the following. 1. New Prospects Shall be requited and voted on Bi-weekly 2. New Team Chiefs 3. Able to appoint new officers 4. Design & Create a new promotions campaign Girls, Many of you have been with us a long time and its my wish that you stay with, however I asked that everyone that has been here over 8 months, to stop in and see Carrie and asked if there is anything you can help with. I will be doing my best to be on at some point daily and doing what I do, however unless you are in the “Charter “ your impute is needed and re

Life
Life Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is costly, care for it. Life is wealth, keep it. Life is love, enjoy it. Life is mystery, know it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.

Who Am I Going With?
Your celebrity prom date is Justin Timberlake. Your sultry style and super confidence fit in perfectly with Justin's persona. Make sure you look drop-dead gorgeous, 'cause all eyes will be on you! Celebrity Prom Date Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes

3rd And Hopefully Last Blog Today
I kinda feel bad today for Dylan. He was up til midnight. He had a lot of homework for it being the first day, but there was no reason for him to be doing it that long. He could have been done around 8, but he was complaining and arguing, and just not doing what he should have been. I got to the point where I told him "I don't care how long it takes you, you are staying up until it's finished, school work comes first. If you would stop complaining and do it, you'd be done already" That was around 8, and well obviously he didn't listen to me, and he was up til midnight. Now I feel bad and like a shitty mom, cause I know he's tired at school right now. Hopefully it's a lesson learned, and he'll do his homework with no complaints from now on. But I still feel bad.

What Am I?
Get your goggles ready, you are a perfect contestant for Swimming. You are as comfortable in the water as a fish and don't mind donning a (sexy) tight speedo for a race in the pool. Why not? You have toned muscles to die for. Hope you're ok with full-body shaving though.. Olympics Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes

Safety First
Ok, lets stop and think about something. What is the exact purpose of skydivers wearing helmets. I realize that in any sport or activity you do you always think of safety first. But seriously, you decided to throw yourself out of an airplane from severl thousand feet in the air and you strap on a helmet in hopes that you wont hit your head. What the hell, are you new!!! You just threw yourself out of a fuckin air plane and you are falling to earth at speeds in the neighborhood of 125 mph...if your parachute fails and your dumbass hits the ground..I hate to break the news to you but the helmet will be wearing you for safety. That lil plastic hat will not save you..the only thing it will then be good for is to make sure your brains had a nice place to be so that when they identify your body..its less to have to scoop up. So have fun and enjoy that nice jump...and besides..why jump out of a perfectly good plane!!!

The Peons Here Are Really Pissing Me Off
GAWWWWWWW Where is an NCO when people need to be smoked, someone needs to give John his smokey hat back goddamit. 1) Oh man, is it bad that I am starting to look at other people with a general kind of malaise? I know it's horrible, I'm not a terrible person at all but the mind-numbing idiodicy that I'm being assulted with on a daily basis is just getting out of hand. My only source of escape from this siege of stupidity is this clique that I hang with and it's starting to get to the point where I just want hang with the cool kids all the time. My brain is tired. Now I can finally relax when I get some goddamn time to myself. Wait. What? God fucking dammit. Man all I want to do is fly my fucking jet is that SO fucking hard to ask? 2) I have been walking a dangerous line since my day ended on Tuesday night. I've filled my time with as many good times with the buds as possible. But there is only so far we can capably go ya know? We're tryin here people. For example, last night I had

Song Of The Day - 08/21/08 - Hurt - Danse Russe (tiny Dancer Edition)
Danse Russe - Hurt Hold onto me please Don't you let go of me Come on over Roll on over I just need to feel you breathe Hold onto me please Don't you let go of me Think on over Roll on over I just need to feel you breathe.... Into my head is out of my mind Then I become a day behind And I can't help but wonder why that some days are the very worst case When I cannot believe that I'm living this way Kismet tell me its okay and I'll guess it's just a twist of the fate There's a tiny dancer in my bed And she never has too much to say She reminds me of the Danse' Russe When my emotions are wounded Her motions and movements chase the ghosts from me Hold on to me please Don't you let go of me Come on over Roll on over I just need to feel you breathe Hold on to me please Don't you let go of me Come on over Think it over I just need to feel you... Quietly while you sleep Whispering the sweetest things Close those eyes and start the dream 'Cause a

Online Friends
There's a land where I go when I need to share That's not on a map, yet exists everywhere. There's names without faces, a curious place A modern creation thats called cyber-space Theres all sorts of people with cute little names Like Pookie, and Sandman and Rosebud and Flames. Some are just snobs and some are real fun And some of them just want to find someone. The good and the bad ones, they all play a role. Still each one unique, but part of the whole. We talk and we laugh and wonder "Why?". We giggle, we hug, and sometimes we cry. We can not be heard and can not be seen. Yet, there it all is, right there on our screen. But look deeper still -- the most curious part Is the power it has to open our heart. To share with a stranger those things we've concealed, Which to our closest of friends we'd never reveal. Our deepest regrets and most troubling fears The scars in our life which bring us to tears. What gives them the power to reach into me And show me the truths

Bitch Fest 08!
Why is it that people don't understand, that when school is back in session I wont go out during the week? I'm not gonna take my child to a babysitter, when he gets up at 645 for school ffs! And what the fuck is with people sending me messages, when my status says bored, that say "why so bored go out and have fun" I simply write them back and say "can't" Then the fucking morons write back and say "why not you got your kid tonight?" Um asshat! Why do people ask me that? As if my kid just comes and goes! And why don't people understand that even though it might say that i'm online, doesn't mean i'm sitting at my laptop! It is possible to not x out of the page! I'm so sick of messages like this "I know you're hear it says you're online. Why aren't you answering me?" I got a message on myspace last night, when I was infact sleeping that said "see you're still up, we could have chilled". No asshat, I did go to bed like I said I was going to, I just didn't log out of

Sex
So I'm reading a mumm about sex on a first date. Does it really matter which date it is on? Not like prudish college twats actually think the guy will stick around for longer than 3 dates anyways, and decided to propose on a 4th one. Who are people really kiddin? If I want sex, I'll get it. I never really cared about what some guy thought about me, and always got respect even after we did it on a first date. I guess its a Eastern European thing-shitty life made people view sex on a more carnal level than romantic, hence sex on a first date wasn't a biggie in Russia. In fact, it was sorta given that you get laid the same day. My 2 fuckin cents.

Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell
I remember watching The Exorcist about 2 months back, and in my infinite wisdom I have decided to subject whoever the hell reads this to my hypothesis. Actually, some particular scenes seem to stand out in my mind, to be select, these ones: "Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?" "Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker." There are more, but I have to say they’re a little tame. In fact, every time I watch The Exorcist I’m pretty let down by the Devil’s choice of swears. I’ll admit that I’m fond of “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell”, and I actually keep that in reserve as my last resort of insulting curses. I’ve never had to use it to the fullest extent of it's venom, but I feel more comfortable knowing it’s there and ready when I need it, kinda like our nuclear arsenal. But the other lines? They just lack bite. I mean, yeah, maybe if that was my daughter flopping around on the bed, going to town on her lady parts with a crucifix, anyth

When You Thought I Wasnt Looking
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the fridge and I wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I knew that little things are special things. When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer, and I believed that there was a God to talk to. When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me goodnight, and I felt loved. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's alright to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked.... and I wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking.

Little Miracles
Have you ever felt a little hand Grip around your finger? Or kissed a cheek where the remains Of a chocolate bar still linger? Have you ever kissed a boo-boo To make the pain "go-way"? Or forgot about the dishes Just to go out and play? We are the lucky ones To cherish these so dear, So enjoy these little miracles, That God's placed in our care.

Rainbow After The Rain
God never promise us a good life on earth; but He gave the assurance that there will always be a rainbow after the rain. Life on earth is not always what we expected and wanted it to be. But if we can put our trust in God, He can sail us through definitely. God never let us bear what is impossible; and He makes sure what we bear is the limit that we can take without much difficulty. After the rain, things will be changed; everything on earth seems to be new and clean. With these renew scenario, we should be: - a more positive and courageous person as indicated by the RED of the rainbow; - a creative, thoughtful and joyful person as indicated by the ORANGE of the rainbow; - an intelligent, confident and logical person as indicated by the YELLOW of the rainbow; - a renewed, generous and practical person as indicated by the GREEN of the rainbow; - a peaceful, sincere and responsible person as indicated by the BLUE of the rainbow; - a relaxed, devot