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Nature Shot
I entered a contest to see If I could win for best Nature Shot Please if you get a chance go and vote on it for me. Prize umm I don't know but it really doesn't matter to me right now. Just the thought of winning it would be nice, Oh actually I believe the contest prize is for a new Digital Carmera and a 50.00 donation to my favorite charity. So come on and vote on my picture please!! Give me a 10 for Best Nature Photo

Chat
When we were just chatting he tells me that i am on thin ice and i assumed it was from what i did but he tells me that i am not exciting him like i used to. and i might want to do something about this. Its hard to be exciting when we are so far away and dont get to see eachother that much at all. Any ideas of what i can do to get that excitement back that we used to have before i left? i need help quick before i lose the love of my life over something like this.

These People Are Full Of Love!! :)
~Yeahmon~Shadow Leveler & BooBoo's left hand man{Keeper of Angels}Proud owner of Blueeyes@ fubar As many of you know, I have just recently leveled to Godfather. I was bombarded by so many people it was mind blowing. I want to thank all of those who came to help. Without you all Fubar wouldn't be a fun place! Kat1114" Owner of Farscapecat & Co Owner of AMANDA. {Yeahmons Angels}@ fubar ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Kat and Sarcastk1;fu-owner of BooBoo & Gary (again!)@ fubar ღAMANDAღ{Shadow Leveler} Proudly FuOwned By ROD67 & Kat1114@ fubar Mikey@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~OWNER OF CANADIAN, STARRY~DEVILISH DESIRE~ & BOOBOO~@ fubar ~Steeler

In The Garden
I come to the garden alone, While the dew is still on the roses; And the voice I hear, falling on my ear, the Son of God discloses. And He walks with me, and He talks with me, And He tells me I am His own, And the joy we share as we wait there, None other has ever known. He speaks, and the sound of His voice, Is so sweet the birds hush their singing; And the melody that He gave to me Within my heart is ringing. And He walks with me, and He talks with me, And He tells me I am His own, And the joy we share as we wait there, None other has ever known. I'd stay in the garden with Him Tho the night around me be falling; But He bids me go, thru the voice of woe, His voice to me is calling And He walks with me, and He talks with me, And He tells me I am His own, And the joy we share as we wait there, None other has ever known.

Its The Cupid Shuffle Line
30 THE CUPID SHUFFLE - CUPID IT'S THE NEW CUPID SHUFFLE LINE TO JOIN MUST RATE/ FAN ALL THAT IS IN THIS LINE. IF ALREADY FREIND THEN JUST PUT COMMENT CUPID SHUFFLE! AND ENJOY THE RIDE AND LEARN TO DO A NEW DANCE CALLED THE CUPID SHUFFLE.....................! STAR! PLEASE RATE/FAN ALL THAT ON THIS LINE! PLEASE E-MAIL AKAMRS. T WHEN DONE AND WILL ADD YOU! ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~@ fubar BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar

Road Of Life
At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited Heaven or hell when I died. He was out there sort of like a president. I recognized His picture when I saw it, but I really didn't know Him. But later on, when I met Christ, It seemed as though life were rather like a bike ride, but it was a tandem bike, and I noticed that Christ was in the back helping me pedal. I don't know just when it was that He suggested we change places, but life has not been the same since. When I had control, I knew the way. It was rather boring, but predictable. It was the shortest distance between two points. But when He took the lead, He knew delightful long cuts, up mountains and through rocky places at breakneck speeds. It was all I could do to hang on! Even though it looked like madness, He said, "Pedal!" I worried and was anxious and asked, "Where are you taking me?" He laughed and didn't answer, and I started to learn to trust. I forgo

Drain The Strain
To move forward from the last one sent to you, the Jeffrey Brantley & Wendy Millstine book used indicates regarding “DRAIN THE STRAIN” the following: “Few of us think of our work space as a refuge for meditation. But even in the sometimes hectic realm of work, you can find inner and outer space for peace. The next exercise can be done at your desk, the office hallway, or even outside. 1. In a standing position, inhale slowly and deeply from the diaphragm. Exhale, and let your jaw, tongue, arms and shoulders go completely loose. Feel the heaviness throughout your entire body, pulsating down your arms and legs as though they were hollow drainpipes. 2. With each inhale, imagine gusts of refreshing air flushing the tension through these pipes and pushing it out at your fingertips and toes with each exhale. 3. Shake out your body thoroughly by jiggling your shoulders to each side and swinging your arms to and fro. You can also jiggle each leg, one at a time. When you rec

Just Lettin Ya Know
i'm behind on my bills again. like more behind than i've been in a while now. soo i'm not gonna be able to pay the cable bill and it's already late. i'm not sure how long they will let me go without making a payment. i haven't gotten a shut off notice yet, but it's gonna be the last thing i pay. so that means, that if it does get shut off, my internet will be off too. but for those of you that i actually talk to on a regular basis, i have yahoo on my phone so i'll still be in touch. and i'll get the net back on when i stop being a loser and get caught up on bills and what not. =(

Nudism....for It Or Against It???
I was wondering how many people in this secular world is OK with nudity and nudism as a lifestyle. This society seems to frown upon it. But in other parts of the world, a whole family can be nudists and It's O.k. I have visited nudist colonies, camps, and resorts and I'm actually fascinated....lol! Go figure! I would like feedback on your thoughts on nudism and family nudism. Basically, the lifestyle itself. Feel free to share any personal experiences as those can act as a good learning tool. Just be open with your entries...I really wanna know what a secular world thinks about this subject. By nudism , I dont mean being nude just around your hubby. I mean Nudism as a total lifestyle...alone, around family, at resorts and camps. My ears are open Fu-America!

Writing Inspires Me?
There is a freedom in writing that I have not experienced in any other type of medium. Although I am a self acclaimed poet I try to express my self in many other ways and things. Take each experience to whatever level you choose but, be careful cause sometimes there are penalties for things in life that you do and all are not written or in neon lights so obvious for you to see and you just might be caught unaware wich might not be a good thing, in life keep your eyes also your ears open. I am trying out a game that is new to me but not really new called Darkness. Take a look and if you have not tried it maybe you should unless you have weak constitution. You don't have to be a kid to love this kind of entertainment.

School System Found Out The Civil Liberties Union Bites Hard
Good Morning. Yes it has been a long time since I have brought out the Rainbow Card… However, this morning under “Today’s Picks” on MSN it was blatantly right there and in the public eye.” Principal’s outing of gay student roils Fla. Town “ PONCE DE LEON, Fla. - When a high school senior told her principal that students were taunting her for being a lesbian, he told her homosexuality is wrong, outed her to her parents and ordered her to stay away from children. He suspended some of her friends who expressed their outrage by wearing gay pride T-shirts and buttons at Ponce de Leon High School, according to court records. And he asked dozens of students whether they were gay or associated with gay students. The American Civil Liberties Union successfully sued the district on behalf of a girl who protested against Principal David Davis, and a federal judge reprimanded Davis for conducting a "witch hunt" against gays. Davis was demoted, and school employees must now go through sensitivi

Lounge
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Alone
All my life I’ve been a shadow, nothing more or nothing less and somewhere in that darkness I think I lost myself. I don’t feel pain, happiness, and I’ve never really cried, I must be a zombie cause my soul has already died. People often question me, is this healthy they may ask And tell them no, but it’s a part of me I can’t take off this mask I put up a wall a long time ago and can’t tear it down, Many have tried, but they end put just looking and walking around Can life really be fulfilling when you’re alone until your death I must be crazy because I’m happiest by myself Some say plant the seeds of love, happiness, understanding and you will see, But on this cold barren heart of mine you can’t grow a tree My emotions are like a grizzly bear hibernating in his cave, But that there is no spring for me cause loneliness is my grave

Join Us To Take Back America And End The War, Fix Health Care, Increase The Minimum Wage And Lower The Price Of Gasoline.
Help end the Iraq war and more. Add me as a friend now & Give me an American Flag after you make these calls. Also on my profile click SHARE THIS! then click friends and then click SHARE and it will give you points and send my profile information to each of your friends. Please click share this for this blog entry and click friends and then share to let your friends to see this blog entry. Thank you. Please make these 4 toll free phone calls and get as many people as you can to make these calls today to get the following progressive legislation enacted. The Republican party appears weak and vulnerable at the cash registers of those companies that give money to them. I don't consider it enough to silently boycott these companies. You need to tell them you refuse to buy their products until their CEO speaks to congressional leaders and the president and gets the action done or legislation passed. The more people who make these calls, the more likely we will get results.

Girls Are Like Apples
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Day By Day
Just for today, I will not worry what tomorrow will bring, I'm gonna try something new, Up through the state Because I got nothing to prove, Although I have the best intentions Can't predict anyone's reactions So I just do my best I put one foot in front of the other Keep on movin forward Let GOD do the rest I don't know what's gonna happen That's alright with me, I open up my arms and I embrace The mystery Just for today, I'm tellin the truth Like it's goin out of style, Gonna swallow my pride And be who I am and I don't care who don't like it, I feel, I feel that I'll do it anyway, Won't let it stand in my way I know what I must do There's no guarantee that it'll be easy But I know it'll be fulfilling And it's time for me to show and prove It's okay not to know the exploration Because its how we grow It's okay to not have the answers Because sometimes... It's the question that matters I don't know what's g

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Dave Attell, Mike Destefano, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Interns Needed, Jim Norton's Telephone Updates, Good-bye Ba
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursday, boys and girlies... Holy Shmoley, this week is flying by, ain't it? Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza, our pal, and host of the new Gong Show on Comedy Central, Mr. Dave Attell will be stopping by. Also joining the POgram will be our Traveling Virus pal, Mr. Mike DeStefano is going to be hanging with Op, Ant, and Jimmy. Incidentally, Dave Attell has a bunch of gigs coming up... Get your Dave Attell tickets online now! Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!). Good-bye Baton Rouge: Unfortunately, the O&A Show will no longer be heard on KRDJ in

As We Walk Our Path...
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can't explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even when we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, who were sent our way, Remain forever near.

Long, Honest And...damn. Lol
111 Facts About You...... 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?: Yep. I still got that fucker too.....somewheres. 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?: 14 years, son. 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?: Geez...I have no idea, it's been a longgggggggggg time. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?: Yeppers. 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?: Yesterday afternoon. 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?: Bills. Bleh. 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?: ......Does coffee count? 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Body and smiles. I'm a sucker for a nice smile. ~swoons~ 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?: Just one? Hmm...."Someone Like you." That one hurts what little heart I have left. Lol 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: Hell. Third level.. 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?: North Babylon Senior High. 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER?: Alltel. 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE?: Lord and Taylor's is always righteous. And Victoria's Secret rocks me as well.

Let It Go...
There are people who can walk away from you. When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. Let them go!! If

These Days
***your integrity says EVERYTHING about who you are.*** *people only treat you the way YOU allow them to treat you. *your problems aren't your parents fault, or anyone else's in your life: OWN UP! *WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND my friend...sure hope you're dishin' out the good stuff! *you can't change someone's heart...they've got to want it & Christ has to do the work. period. *people are selfish, rude, and inconsiderate. recognize it. accept it. and make an effort to be different. unfortunately, skin deep seems to be in style these days. *Girls are caddy & LAAAME...smile big and walk on by...they can't remember why they don't like you anyways! *change is hard, and usually sucks pretty bad...but it builds character, and character is key. *self respect & self image. 2 things that everyone should understand COMPLETELY. *hate and harsh feelings will destroy your heart...learn how to let go. *gota attitude problem?? fix it! things are as good as you make em'!

His Time
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BEN DOVER? WELL FIRST I (HELLCAT) WANT TO MENTION HE DECIDED TO PUT ME GOING "DISCIPLE" INTO PLAY AND BEFORE I KNEW IT ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! ALTHOUGH MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAD ALWAYS BEEN THERE DAILY HELPING, SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE MORE. HE RATED EVERY SINGLE STASH I HAD AND EVERY SINGLE PIC! YES ALL OF THEM!! AND WANTED NOTHING IN RETURN! SO, I HOPE YOU ALL WILL HELP HIM OUT AND MAKE HIM ORACLE! I THINK IT'S HIS TIME! LET'S DO THIS! ONE OF THE BADDEST MOTHA FAWKERS ON THE FU. HIT UP HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE! FANS, ADDS, RATES, BLING, COMMENTS, BUX ALL OF IT! HELP HIM MAKE ORACLE! HE'S GOT A WAYS TO GO SO MAKE SURE TO SEND HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU GOT!CLICK ON ANY PICTURE OF MR.DOVER TO BE TAKEN TO HIS PAGE! Ben Doveß™@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The Fish Hook~~
A young guy from Idaho moves to California and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Idaho.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65'. The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?' The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said 'down the coast

The Nurse~~
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: Well, that s great....that s just great....some asshole s got my pen!

Walmart Scam!!
Not sure if you stop at Walmart, but this happened to me last week! It's a total scam so consider yourself warned! This may be useful to know. I'm telling this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at the Walmart in Dallas and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wearing only hot pants and really skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them an offer them a tip, they say 'No' and ask you for a ride to another Walmart.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start making out in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gets very friendly, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursd

How Much For A Nibble?
A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonn

Psychopath Test
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did Not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? [Give this some thought before you answer] Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part

Buried Alive
I lie here, insects crawlingg on my skin and in my hair Above the ground I hear the growl of the midnight air I am here in a dark, damp, confined place Tightly imprisoned, my body this box embraced I cannot feel myself breathing, I cannot see a thing I sharp piercing in my chest as my heart starts to stings I attempt to scream, not a sound can be released Will I spend eternity here, never finding peace What did I do to find myself all alone I can hear a crow chipping at a gravestone I want to weap, I cannot shed a tear Am I dreaming, or am I really here The rage of this world swallowed me whole I met with Death, it was my life he stole dla

100th Birthday
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good ! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...... . . . . 'Bastards won't let me fart.'

Dark Love
I stand in the rain, I watch you I touch the window pane I see your dreams, I feel your pain, my emotions run cold through this window I entered in to your very soul I see you there you chest moves up and down I see you breathing I see visions of me in you dreams, and it hurts me to see you weeping I wipe the tears , as I slip my lips over yours, and steal you last breath away I want you to remain with me, I am alone in the dark, I want you to stay You are all the goodness that I always wanted, for you to be mine now im walking the world of limbo, and I'm running out of time I will take you with me into darkness, in to the unknown, I beg you to come with me willingly, this hell will become our home I see you are frightened, afraid of your own fears I see you body tremble, as you beautiful eyes fill with tears Please spend eternity with me by my side I will be pure and true to you, nothing I will hide please don't be afraid, I promise you, you wont be alone

Devotion & Desire
It's weird. every time we hang out, I have a dream about you that night. Dreams where my car drives sideways. I don't want to be part of the problem I try so hard to get roughed up Fists on up, it looks that easy It looks that way to me It looks that way to you But then there's you telling me I can Then there's you screaming "Say something" I want the ocean right now I get so jealous that I can't even work There I am in the morning I don't like what I see I don't know how it's become such a problem Keep you up all night if I try to remain calm How can they ask why I feel so angry? Do you see my problem if I never explain it? But then there's you asking me how long Say something, it's taken me so long.

8/21/08: Can’t We All Just Get Along?!?!
Conflict sucks, let me tell you. There has been too much of it lately. Between tally and myself, between lei and tally, and even between lei and myself. One thing I hate it is when a slave lets her anger, upset, or hurt feelings dictate what she says and she steps outside of her place because of it. If you want to talk to me, fine. Remember who and what you are to me and being upset does not give you the right to act out and overstep your bounds. With the world as crazy as it is, the last place I want conflict and tension is in my own house. I am not a hard Dominant to please and while you may not agree with the decisions I make, there are what is called "Yes, Master" moments, where that is the only answer that is the correct one. I hardly ever pull the "because I am the Master and you are the slave" card, but it seems to me that sometimes I need to do it as a reminder. If you have an issue, you come to me in the right way and we discuss it. I am not going to be upset with you becau

500,000 Fubux To The First Person Who???
ok here is the deal ill give you 500,000.fubux for two one month vip's one for me for one month..and one for my girlfriend for one month......*~Fire n Ice~*@ fubar ....please let me know before you do it.

Let Me Fly
i'm tired of this world so weak so cold someone please let me go i'm drownding here under this water let me swim up for air so that i may breathe no more ties to keep me under so now i can let out my wings let me fly away from the pain the hurt and the fears let me go some where else so i can no longer hear hear all the vioce telling me the way it sould be the way i sould feel the way i sould start to be let me fly and be as free as all else are aloud to be let me fly let me be so that maybe one day i can be me let me fly so i may be happy no sorrow no pain no loss let me fly let me be so that one day i can find my love my what i was ment to be keep ur ties keep ur straps its time to let me go to find me again so vioces go away i do to wish to stay my life is my life and i sould have a say i do have every say time for me to leave you all behind and time to fly to find this life of mine

Dude Was Dying To Wear His Yankees Hat. .
Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake in Puerto Rico Tue Aug 19, 8:48 PM ET SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing." The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish. Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Monkey Eludes Dragnet At Tokyo Train Station
Monkey eludes dragnet at Tokyo train station By JAY ALABASTER, Associated Press Writer Wed Aug 20, 4:16 PM ET TOKYO - Morning train commuters in Tokyo were joined on their way to work by an unusual companion Wednesday: a wild monkey. A security guard spotted the monkey near ticket gates in Shibuya Station, said Norihiru Masui, a spokesman for train operator Tokyu Corp. The monkey climbed to a perch high atop a departure board, and around 30 policemen surrounded the area and attempted to snare it with a variety of nets, as commuters crowded around and snapped pictures with their cell phones. The standoff ended when the monkey climbed down and dashed out of the station, with several policeman and local TV crews in tow. News reports said the monkey was last seen heading in the direction of nearby Yoyogi Park. The animal appeared to be a Japanese monkey, which are native to the country, and was about 27 inches (70 centimeters) long from head to the tip of the tai

Man Grows Pot In Cost-savings Move
Police: Man says he grew pot in a cost-saving move Wed Aug 20, 3:40 PM ET TYLER, Texas - A Tyler man accused of growing marijuana in an alleged cost-saving move is jailed on felony possession charges. Bond is $15,000 for 55-year-old John Daniel Miller III, who remained in the Smith County Jail late Tues Sheriff's Sgt. Randal Hiller declined to release information on Miller, including whether he has an attorney following Monday's arrest. Sheriff's Sgt. Randy Meadows told the Tyler Morning-Telegraph that a tip led officers to some rural property, where several marijuana plants — encircled by old tires — lined the driveway. Deputies confiscated more than 70 plants worth about $100,000. Meadows said Miller told deputies he knew they were coming "sooner or later" and he was cultivating his own marijuana because the cost of buying the illegal substance had gone up.

Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced a ge, we figured out the best tim e to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

Wedding Dress Test
What Your Ideal Wedding Dress Says About You Your Personal Style: Eclectic and very unique. You don't follow fashion. You prefer to create your own trends. Your Ideal Wedding: Just the two of you, saying your vows while skydiving or flying around in a hot air balloon. Your Philosophy on Marriage: It's a risk like everything else, and hopefully a big adventure. Your Perfect Marriage: Having someone to share memories with, without feeling tied down or constrained The Wedding Dress Test

Black Tea
You Are Black Tea You have a bold personality. You're not afraid of simply being yourself. You have the courage to speak the truth. You are fearless in your actions. You come off as a bit intimidating and unapproachable. Only confident people are attracted to you. You don't try to scare off anyone. You're just an intense person! What Kind of Tea Are You?

Font
You Are Impact You are very unique and quite striking. You are forceful and aggressive. You never go unnoticed, and people recognize your power instantly. While you make your presence known, your message is a bit fuzzy. You are not the easiest person to understand, and you're not one for details. What Font Are You?

What My Driving Says About Me
What Your Driving Says About You You are high strung and easily worked up. You have a heck of a temper, and you're ready to fight anyone who ticks you off! You tend to go by what you feel - not by the facts at hand. As a result, you tend to make a lot of uninformed decisions. You are not a fair person in the least. Justice be damned - you get whatever you can for yourself. You are an extremely tense, volatile person. Your reactions tend to be over the top. You have mixed feelings about authority figures. You understand their place, but you believe their power needs to be in check. You are not a very focused person. You have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time! You don't feel a responsibility to anyone but yourself. You value your freedom more than anything else. Your ego is normally in check, but sometimes you get a bit egotistical. You tend to be a little self-important at times. What Does Your Driving Say About You?

Kinky
You Are 80% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

Friendliness Score
Your Friendliness Score is 79 (Very Friendly) You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky. And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world! You can talk to people easily, and you often turn strangers into friends. You are also a good listener. You are there for your friends when they need to vent, without judgment. Overall, you have a genuine interest in people and their lives. And your friends can tell. Taking time for your friends is very important to you. And because of this, you have lots of deep and meaningful friendships. How Friendly Are You?

Red Colored Glasses
You See The World Through Red Colored Glasses You live your life with intensity. You have strong emotions and experience everything vividly. You judge all interactions through the lens of power. You determine who has the most power and how to improve your position. You face challenges with courage and strength. You can will your way through any problem. You see love as the utmost expression of your passions and desires. Your romantic life is very passionate and overwhelming. At your worst, you are easily angered and quick to fight. You will go to war with anyone. You are happiest when you are expending a lot of energy. And you love the feeling of danger! What Color Glasses Do You See the World Through?

The Friend Train
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Alone
As I sit here in my lonely hell No where to go, no one to tell. Feeling silent tears roll down my face, they can't be seen there is no trace. Alone in this world so big, creeping like an ant on a twig. Seeing others that are just like me Then poof; they are gone, wasn't meant to be. Giving my heart, giving my soul Just one last tug there is to pull. Falling and losing myself deeper and deeper Quietly, I go back to becoming a weeper. Does anyone really know me? Does anyone really care? Does it matter that my world is colliding All that is left is pain and despair.

Miscarriage Of Design
Disappointment, n. 1. The act of disappointing, or the state of being disappointed; defeat or failure of expectation or hope; miscarriage of design or plan; frustration. Must be something in the drinking water... I'm marrying for money. There. One problem solved :) -REL

Another Day
Another day, just like you' ve prayed for... Another chance, you' re taking A brand new sight to realize... Open your eyes on this other day People you know betray you so You'll surely have to go Away from them, far away from here Leaving your oldest fears But you just wanted to move alone This couldn' t be just another day ! Will you deny the way you feel Time has now come for you to live You' ve ever thought you were a bad seed But here comes another day So many years, so many tears No more water will flow On the face they know, the face you' ve shown This life you want to change You want to be somebody else This couldn' t be just another day ! Will you deny the way you feel Time has now come for you to live You' ve ever thought you were a bad seed But here comes another day Another day, just like you' ve prayed for... Another chance you' re taking A brand new sight to realize... And the same old things you're telling Again and again and again and

Myself
If life was a game could I win in the end And if i was sane, would i fuck it up all over again These questions and answers can help me redefine myself And i thank your open ears for all their help no more shame is what I see for myself i need to change for my health i need a better way of life for myself if i stay the same how long will i last yet if i change will i still just be alone and typecast professional answers cant help me to design myself so i thank your open arms for all their help no more shame is what I see for myself i need to change for my health i need a better way of life for myself caressing gateways of the mind over matter through space as time heals wounds inspiring gifts of light inside myself just need some time (just need some time to myself) to figure it out Cause I've got no doubt that when my dreams come true its because of you and the fact that i let you no more shame is what I see for myself i need to change for my health

Car
i need new brakes ... so a friend of mine is putting them on (oh if there are typos, its the keyboard, not me)...anyway the brakes come off just fine, go to put em back on, seems my ex was a lazy fuck...didn't feel like taking the time to use the right bolt / screw whatever.. to put them back on so now here i sit with no car b/c a new bolt has to be found to fix his fuck up what is it with lazy men who want to half ass the car of that their so-called love is driving in? and this jackass wonders to this day why i moved 230 miles away from him when it came to his truck...everything had to be just right, but as i am finding out ...the shit for my car didn't matter so long as his ass wasn't in it i am so glad i moved away now.

Show Him Some Mad Fu Love
Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend.

Immigration
Good discussion of what it will take to come up with a useful immigration policy in the US. Not much discussion of illegal immigration, except the fact that it needs to be dealth with before any useful policy can be implemented. Probably in a library near you. Borjas, George, Heaven’s Door: Immigration Policy and the American Economy, Princeton Univ Press, Princeton, NJ, 1999. 5. This book attempts to shift the terms of the immigration debate—away from arguing endlessly over the validity of the particular symptoms, and toward the fundamental questions: How many immigrants does the United States want? And which types of immigrants should the country admit? 13. Immigration, however, does more than just increase the total income accruing to natives. Immigration also induces a substantial redistribution of wealth, away from workers who compete with immigrants and toward employers and other users of immigrant services. Workers lose because immigrants drag wages

Membership Rules
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I Suppose It Lasted Longer Than It Should Have.
I know I am an asshole. Most men have no clue.... they walk around oblivious. I have first hand knowledge. I an bored with my life.... yet do nothing to dig out of my eternal rut. I have become complacent in this mediocre little patch of hell. I once aspired to write and think great things. Now I am satisfied to write nothing more than a few scattered journal entries. I am a bore. At what point in my life did I let this happen. Well, I and fucking tired of all of this blissful ignorance. I spit on all I was and renew myself. FUCK ME!!!! HELLO TOMORROW.

Cormier Withdraws Due To Hydration
United States freestyle wrestler Daniel Cormier became dehydrated after making weight for Thursday’s matches at 96 kilograms (2111/2 pounds) and withdrew before wrestling. According to national governing body USA Wrestling, Cormier weighed in Wednesday afternoon at the China Agriculture University gymnasium but became ill shortly thereafter and was treated by the USOC medical staff at the athletes’ village. He was then taken to a local hospital, but is no longer having hydration problems. After consulting with medical officials, the U.S. coaches decided to sit Cormier for Thursday’s matches. Because Cormier had already weighed in, the United States could not enter a replacement wrestler at his weight. Cormier, the only returning U.S. freestyle wrestler from the Athens Olympics, was considered to have a good chance of medaling. He was third in the world last year and was fourth in the 2004 Olympics, and won both the U.S. nationals and the Olympic trials in Las Vegas. Cormier, from

Us Beat Australia, Moves To Semis
Bryant scored 25 points in his best game in Beijing, and the men’s U.S. Olympic team advanced to the semifinals by beating Australia 116-85 on Wednesday night. The United States will play defending champion Argentina on Friday night for a spot in Sunday’s gold medal game. The Argentines beat Greece 80-78 in a quarterfinal victory watched from behind the baseline by Bryant and members of the U.S. coaching staff. Argentina beat the U.S. in the semifinals of the 2004 Olympics. Locked in what looked like another tough game with Australia, the Americans sent the Aussies’ upset hopes down under with a 14-0 burst to open the second half, featuring nine points from Bryant. LeBron James added 16 points for the Americans, who are guaranteed a chance to play for a medal. They need two more wins for their first gold medal in a major international competition since the 2000 Sydney Games. As the US expected, with the gold medal getting closer, the games are getting tougher. Australia stayed wi

Jamaican Wins The Women’s 400-meter Hurdles Of Olympic
By the way, another Jamaican became an Olympic champion. Melaine Walker powered her way to victory in the 400-meter hurdles, the final event on the track Wednesday night with the Bird’s Nest still buzzing in the afterglow of her countryman Usain Bolt’s dazzling world-record 200. Walker won in an Olympic record and personal best 52.64 seconds, well ahead of American Sheena Tosta, who took the silver at 53.70. Britain’s Tasha Danvers won the bronze at 53.84. Walker broke the Olympic record of 52.82 set by fellow Jamaican Deon Hemmings in 1996. The hurdles final was wide open with world record-holder Yulia Pechonkina of Russia skipping the Olympics because of a heart problem and two-time world champion Jana Rawlinson of Australia out with an injury. Reigning Olympic champion Fani Halkia of Greece was expelled last week after a positive drug test. Walker made it a one-woman race, going out strong, then turning it on down the stretch as Tosta struggled to the finish. After barely surv

Lightning Bolt!
For the only time in eight races at these Olympics, Bolt was really trying— gritting his teeth, pumping his arms, churning his golden spikes with those long, long legs. In the closing steps of the 200-meter final Wednesday night, with no other runner nearby, Bolt trained those mischief-loving eyes on the bright numbers he knew would ultimately define what already was a sublime performance. And so he lunged at the finish. Yes, all alone out front, 25 feet clear of the nearest competitor, his second gold medal of the Beijing Games assured, the Jamaican dipped his head and thrust his 6-foot-5 frame through the last step of a sprint as special as the world has seen. Bolt leaned forward as if trying to edge an opponent who’d matched him stride for stride. Just past the line, Bolt twisted his torso and turned his head around for one more glance at those numbers. Like everyone else who was watching, Bolt needed to be sure HE could believe what he saw. The final tally on that clock was trul

If I Were The President???
Greetings and Salutations My dear FuBarbarians! Welcome to my first blog of many more to come. I get asked all the time "Who should be our next president?' I say Really I do not care so much anymore and here is why? I can not stand either candidate, and neither of them impress me. In fact the scare the living piss out of me for the most part. Between Old McCain's anger management problems and closet liberal agenda, and Obama's ties to a racist church and his own dubious religious leanings,lack of patriotism, and lack of experience...I swear I wish I had some "VIABLE" third option. Alas since there is none..I'd rather ponder for a bit what I could do if I was at the helm of this sinking ship. First I would do away with the archaic and sad convention known as the Electoral College and reinstate the convention of one man=one vote. A more fair and balanced system and also a system that would likely get more people to vote and give third party candidates a fighting chance. Seco

My New Fav Song.....(dont Judge)
Lyrics to What What (In The Butt) : I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, okay I feel you watching me Over there Come to me If you care Don't sit and stare It's just not fair Make your move If you dare What what I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, okay It's okay To have a little fight Don't you worry I won't bite (Not that hard) If you want it I'll give you power Just be gentle I'm delicate like a flower I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in t

Thanks To All My Family & Friends You Made Me Fubars & Hideaway's Newest Godmother
NOT A FANCY BULLENTIN BUT A VERY WARM THANK YOU WITH BIG HUGGS LOADED INSIDE YOU ALL MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE AND I THANK EACH AND EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED AND HELPED .. I DONT KNOW EACH AND EVERYONE PERSONALLY TO BE ABLE TO THANK SO THIS GOES OUT AS A BIG THANK YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE AND HUGS FOR MAKING MY DREAM COME TRUE AND MEET MY GOAL YOU GUYS ROCK AND ARE AWESOME .. MUCH MUCH LOVE ... ANGEL Andrew Gold Videos | Video Codes ItsUrAngel Mgr @ The Hideaway! IF YOU CAN TRULY LOVE AN ANGEL STOP BY & SHOW HER LOVE@ fubar AND IF YOU HAVENT STOPPED BY AND RATED MY BEAUTIFUL SISSY PLEASE DO SO SHE MADE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HAPPY HOUR BULLY FOR ME AND WROTE A PERSONAL POEM THAT I COULDNT OPEN AND READ WITH OUT BAWLING .. SHE IS NOW A FUBAR LEGEND LETS TAKE HER TO THE TOP .. YOU WONT REGRET F/R/A HER SHE RETURNS ALL LOVE I LOVE YOU SISSY!! ~MzMic ™ ~ TakenByMikey,:p OwnerOfHideAway@ fubar ALSO MY BABY GIRL CAROL LEIGH IS TRYING TO MAKE GODMOTHER BUT SHE CANT D

What Does It Mean
Alot of people ive been checkin out has been getting the letters msiccb in their shoutboxes. the reason being is that i most likely busy rerating a friend and your face has come by on the ticker. instead of me stopping what i'm doing i put msiccb. msiccb means marked so i can come back. so there you have it

A Love I Have For A Friend (to My Best Friend David)
Ever since we met, I know I can't live Without you by my side, and all you have to give You're always there when there's no one around You put a smile on my face when I'm feeling down When things get tough, I come to you You hold me in your arms and help me through Wash my pain and stop my cries You give me your word, your word never lies You've accepted my faults And gained my respect I trust you, and love you no less You know everything that's on my mind You're always there, being sweet and kind

What's Real
"What's Real" You think u know me because I played along Being sum1 I'm not but sum1 u love I end up by myself I don't care there's nothing left I gone to far I hurt too many I search for myself But never could I don't exist I was only what they wanted They never knew what was in my heart I made it to be what was already in their minds Nothing was ever real just what they though was a perfect life then I took away killing their hopes and dreams For some but others They could care less They just forgot and moved on All these lies and broken hearts life is so random One min your in love the next you hate everything My mind plays tricks Confusing my heart I don't know what's right or not There's so much shit going thru my mind Making choices from my heart Is impossible for me I don't know if love is the greatest or the worse thing In life All I do know is I fucked up I cant take any of it back so now I'll leave this place With no more pain no more love

To Moms Everywhere....single Or Married
I am Woman Mother, Mom, Momma, Aun-tee-Kat. Grand-mom, G-momma. Flying Solo Powered by a single choice. Well read, Thinking, Impatient with Stupidity, Weakness, Incompetence. Irreligious, non-doctorinated. Lover of children, Protects Innocence As long as she can, And will, as long as we breathe. Hater of Lies, Fear, Frozen, Fractured Fear.. A self-proclaimed servant, Patron Saint To the masses To the Armies Of Women Of Mothers Who choose to have peace in the ranks. Who chose to put the children first. Who choose a road, more rocky, to travel. One stinking, straining minute at a time. In the name of mother's everywhere. Blessings on your momma-spirits. May you have the innate strength, (Or borrow it, or call me, or other sisters for help. ) When decisions need be made, for you, For the sake of the children. Be brave. Know that you are not alone.

True Life
"life's a bitch" yea...we're young and confused we learn from the pain we cause and the hurt we go thru there's A lot we learn so many different Ways to love hate little bits of Life each time is a chance to start A better life then yours has ever Though about how kids felt from limiting them for dating or other shit if you don't you could have a runaway or a suicide on your hands We're not perfect no one is we might have the brains not from books or grades from your mistakes of your life we have more ways to look at our problems and fix them we have better possibility of making the right choices to keep our kids alive and happy and ourselves happy too if we find the right someone we won't tell son or daughter that their just a mistake that you never wanted or go to court fighting over who gets them what's with that bullshit you put us thru hell it might pay off for us and our kids not to worry with this shit we're not pe

Love Story
"love story" Love is hard at first but it can end up soo good I used to know you My heart had feelings for you Then you just disappeared Leaving me broken down and wondering If Ill ever see you or even talk to you again I never had the chance to let you know that I loved you Now as the years pass I slowly forgotten you Had some troubles, my heart got wounded Now I really need you but I am to blame for keeping My feelings inside Though I saw you yesterday wasnt to sure till I got your call next morning, I was scared knowing That she might not be the same, we talked all night she has two daughters and a boy, now she works three jobs Cause the asshole wasnt man enough to be dad We met at dinner that she worked nights at We caught up on the old times and I told her About everything even my love for her back then It touch her now were going out, learning about Each other 3 months later we moved in together After she found out how much I love her

Everything And More
"Everything and More" Each day our hearts grow,Beating the loving rhythm Of our sprites and souls flowing so perfectly together, Keeping us strong thru this stormy hell we call life, Being with you takes it away turning it around into this place so heavenly where I can breathe in the joy and bliss of us Don't ever leave, oh please don't Don't leave me crushed, Believeme when I say,your everything, everything and more You're the glowing stars the dim moon that brighten These cold and lonely nights that we're apart, Making it possible for us to be with each other in my dreams If you weren't baby I'd be waking up to these nitemare Crying from the pain of missin you more and more then I already do Don't ever leave, oh please don't Don't leave me crushed, Believeme when I say,your everything, everything and more Your the beautiful sunrise shining thru the window of these brisk mornings starting a great day That I love waking up too To share

Tee Tee
tee tee I love you soo much hunny,your everything my air that i breathe the sun making the summer of us soo hot and melts the snow which ice these winterly roads that keeps us apart my moon brigthening ever night you never leave me in the dark. this love for you is so overwhelming you make me soo happy, happier then i've ever been and ever will be. you bring new hope everyday, i would have no breath no life nothing left with out u, all these years we loved and had broken hearts and promise. but all this finnally lead to us for now and ever. never having a doubt of missing you nor dying alone, a wonderful life thats wont be a dream anymore we have had great memories in the past and now the ones were making now, im glad i wont have a broken heart again but ill worry not both us but you when your sad i wana hold you close caressing your waist hiding my sadness behind my eyes,i am sorry for the little fights,that get you agitated upset pissed for when i don't know

"love"
"love" I love you so much, you are my heart even tho we're apart, We're together at heart You're always on my mind, You are my life The life I always dreamed about but Never through it would come true Until you came, Making my fantasy into reality Bring happiness each dayTo go on loving life Before I gave up on love You showed me that there is someone for me, that someone is you You are all the things that I'm missing You give me the strength the motivation To love to live and go on with life Knowing one day we're gonna be to gether completely With all the love and joy of life

What You Know Bout Ben Dover?
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BEN DOVER? ONE OF THE BADDEST MOTHA FUCKERS ON THE FU. HIT UP HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE! FANS, ADDS, RATES, BLING, COMMENTS, BUX ALL OF IT! HELP HIM MAKE ORACLE! HE'S GOT A WAYS TO GO SO MAKE SURE TO SEND HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU GOT!CLICK ON ANY PICTURE OF MR.DOVER TO BE TAKEN TO HIS PAGE! Ben Doveß™@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Holding On To Whats Not There
I've had my share of heartache I've had my fill of grief I've been alone in sorrow And I've tasted great defeat I've woke up at night crying I've screamed out your name I've loved and lost before And I suppose you've done the same But you were such a special gift You knew you were so dear A borrowed miracle from God I knew He sent you here But she found you first I was just a little late But I know our lives were destined I know that it was fate I know you're meant for me But I know you love her so With all my might I beg you to stay But with all the rest... I'll let you go

Lexi's 3rd B-day!
Well, it's a day late, but it's here, Lexi had her 3rd b-day party last night. It was nothing spectacular, just a cake here at the house with family, but it was nice. She picked out her own Ariel cake. Sissy got her a Hannah Montana mic and I got her a Hannah Montana guitar with a built in mic too. She loved them of course and I wish the batteries would run out already, but it's cute watching her and sissy play and sing with them. Going to see Grandpa Wendell on Saturday and Grammy Lynda on Sunday. Then Monday Tash is starting t-ball again. Anyway, that's what's been going on recently

Fallen Angel
So lets see here, Wow i dont even know what to say thats bad I have tons of blogs on my myspace and here i cant think of a damn thing to say. I remember moonlight i remember love fire cleanses and kneels before me a rain of flame surrounds the altar he sculpted me into what i am now i loved him then, when he had no name i killed a god heaven's hands like frozen stone broke my body in the name of jesus the son and holy ghost tore my wings from my back and drank of the blood in remembrance of me, sweeter than wine as my heart thirsts, my wings are restored shimmering black like onyx laced with gold until i fold them around myself feed on the dark shield my eyes from HELL I can never fly high enough to escape this pain i can never break these chains, will never taste the rain i wander alone in this kingdom of the damned walking through bloody thorns and swimming in my mind this is not a nightmare, i am not asleep this is no reality, i am not awake You c

A Victory Lap In Hong Kong For Chinafs Gold Medalists
Government officials in Beijing will send most of Chinafs gold medalists to Hong Kong next week, ahead of legislative elections here on Sept. 7C moving swiftly to capitalize on the success of Chinese athletes at the Olympics, The athletesf visit, announced Wednesday by the Hong Kong government, comes as democracy advocates here are struggling to hold on to their 26 seats in the 60-member Legislature. A resurgent Chinese national pride has helped pro-Beijing candidates this summer. If pro-democracy politicians fall below 21 seats, then the Chinese governmentfs allies will be in position to reshape election laws and other legislation in ways that would further cement Beijingfs control. Hong Kongfs mini-constitution, the Basic Law, specifies that any amendments must obtain the support of two-thirds of the legislaturefs members, or 40 of the 60 members now. By obtaining 21 of 60 seats, the Democrats provide any changes to the Basic Law. gWhether they come or not, the whole Olym

In The Beijing Park, There Is An Oasis For Mind And Body
The corners of the park filled, even the shady spots deep among the tight rows of cypress trees that date back 800 years. Over there, a man performed the slow-motion dance of tai chi. Over here, a woman scratched her back against a tree. Everywhere, people gave themselves pat-downs to loosen their muscles. Kites were launched into the sky. A perky melody floated through the air — Could that really be “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town?” — for the scores of line dancers who fill the plazas. Haunting chants came from unseen people in the trees. Here came a woman walking backward. There went a man furiously rubbing his head. Everyone made room for the man crawling down the sidewalk on his toes and hands. “I have seen people do headstands, with their whole body leaned against the tree. That’s strange,” said Ye Shi An, 62, a fit man with a crew cut who rides his bike 20 minutes every day — not as for exercise, but as transportation to the park to exercise. He parks the bike in the orderly

U.s. Volleyball Team Earns Spot In The Semifinals
In a five-set match played to alternate choruses of boos and cheers from the raucous Serbian fans in the stands, the United States men’s volleyball team earned a berth in the Olympic semifinals on Wednesday by beating Serbia, three sets to two. The Americans came back from a two-sets-to-one deficit before winning their sixth straight match at the Beijing Games. The outside hitter Riley Salmon seemed to float over the net as he sent the winning return rocketing into Serbia’s side of the court. No opposing player could even get a pinkie on it. The United States won, 20-25, 25-23, 21-25, 25-18, 15-12, moving the team another step closer to its first appearance in an Olympic final in 20 years. The Americans will play Russia in the semifinals Friday. “I’d be lying if I said we weren’t anxious,” the outside hitter Reid Priddy said. “It’s almost like there’s more pressure in a game like this because if you lose, you go home. We want the gold. It’s definitely on everyone’s mind.” With eac

Girl's Night Out
The other night I was invited for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem p****d off at all. "Phew, got away with that one! Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him "why?"...he said, "well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh s**t!", cuckooed 4 more times,cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and far

Tell Me The Truth
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:

Cinnamon Rainbows
Cinnamon Rainbows And so..... There you are Standing.... Trembling.... Rain falling from your eyes Rays of sun, shining through strands of strawberry hair. Beautiful, yet pathetic Resolute, yet shaken Isolated... Deserted.... Alone !! Thinking about Tornados Roaring through that which had once been your heart. Leaving ruins of your spirit Seeking stregnth Wanting peace Needing love. Sweet love, brought down by the bitterness of reality. Waiting for the promise....

Davidson Leads Nit Season Tip-off Field
Stephen Curry will lead Davidson against James Madison in the opening round of the NIT Season Tip-Off. The Wildcats are one of seven teams from last season’s NCAA tournament in the field of 16, which was announced Tuesday by the NIT Selection Committee. Purdue and Oklahoma both reached the second round of the NCAA last season while Cornell, Arizona, Mississippi Valley State and Georgia all lost first-round games. Curry, a junior who averaged 25.9 points last season and is the nation’s leading returning scorer, carried the Wildcats into a regional final there they lost to eventual NCAA champion Kansas. Davidson will play James Madison in the South Regional at Norman, Okla., while Oklahoma faces Mississippi Valley State. Boston College will host the East Regional and will play Loyola, Md., while Cornell faces St. John’s. Purdue hosts the North Regional and will play Eastern Michigan. Georgia will play Loyola, Ill., in the region’s other game. Arizona hosts the West Regional and wil

Random 62507
if i could say at random my mind wouldnt block it'd spam them all over my b-mail that's brain mail 4 laymales trite tonite hakuna matta no flow in my bravada crtics wince nor convinced that i have a rhyme scheme but this dream of redheads in whipped cream curvy and busty laidback not fussy or sisters in afros str8 hair or cornrows in tattoos and piercings pierce the sound barrier from screaming my full name til out of breath 6 syllables cuz i'm def or deaf as in i cannot hear but i feel how she curves her rear right there, right here right now Van Halen-like eruptions of love juice so much i she's need a towel i think i got to far into a dream state imagine what John Lennon would think? but it's not two virgins like on the cover...ewww ONO! but we'd b funky like a monkey a Dusty Rhodes promo or takin u to space mountain like Ric Flair Kurtis Blow girl, wave yer legs in the air like u dont care fly and spread like an eagle so i can lic

The Mystery Of Michael Phelps' Missing Father
During Michael Phelps' races, camera shots of his mother Debbie were a fixture on NBC. The network showed endless replays of her falling to her seat after that memorable 100 butterfly finish. She even watched one race on camera with Cris Collinsworth, squeezing his knee the entire time. And after her son won his eighth gold medal, Debbie was all over NBC getting interviewed by Bob Costas, Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera. Michael's sisters, Hilary and Whitney were also in Beijing cheering on their little brother. All this coverage of the Phelps family led to one obvious question from our readers: Where was Dad? It's been well-documented that Debbie and Fred Phelps divorced when Michael was 9. Beyond that, little else has been publicized about Michael Phelps' father. Enter: Fourth-Place Medal's Investigative Unit. Today the FPMIU looks into the mystery of the whereabouts of Michael Phelps' father. Fred Phelps is a retired Maryland State Trooper, lives in a suburb of Baltimore and has rem

Today's News: Our Take - Top Model To Include Its First Transgender Contestant
The new season of America's Next Top Model will include Isis, the show's first transgender contestant. "My cards were dealt differently," Isis, 22, told US. The aspiring model is from Prince George's County, Maryland, and describes herself as "a woman born physically male." Her historic turn as the show's first transgender contestant, though, isn't why she's getting on the Top Model runway. "I like to help people, but I'm here to follow my dreams," she said. Yet, GLAAD leadership is still applauding her addition to this year's group of models wannabes. "We applaud Tyra Banks and The CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible," president Neil Giuliano said. Will the addition of Isis change the game for transgender models on “and off the show?” Anna Dimond TVGuide Links: America's Next Top Model Tyra Banks Copyright ? 2008 TV Guide All rights reserved. Reference://www.sterlingtiffany.com

Welcome To My World. Now Complain About Yours!
What a fucked up shitty ass motherfucking day. You ever have them days when your life is just fucking up left and right? It's not bad enough that I have to suffer from MS (Multiple Sclerosis) that I was told today from my neurologist after having my last set of MRI's that I have massive degenerative disc disease! Also on my left paravertebral aspect I have a cystic lesion due to a dilated lymphatic channel. They are unsure that it is benign or not. Guess I will find out when I got to have my next set of MRI's done in fucking January. They wanna see if it grows or not. So it will be determined then what is going on. So for now, which is fucking enough, I have 3 crushed discs thanks to degenerative disc disease. WELCOME TO MY WORLD. NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT YOURS!

Demented Dreams
I walked to my room. I turned on the light. Yes it stung as the bulb flickered and finally came on. I reached for the towel I had left there earlier and wiped off my face and hands. I just sat on the bed and sighed. Agian, it happened I thought for a moment, the last time almost killed me. What could I do? I knew i had to get rid of it, but where? Last time i found a spot to bury it...this time it would be much harder to get rid of it with out anyone noticing. I sighed again and started to walk to the shower. Everytime the lights go out...i still wonder why they come. Always the screams and scratches then the lights go out and i am confronted again. The door bell rings....Damn

Busy!
I.. am.. tired!!!!!!!!!!!! working 32-40 hours a week PLUS 16 hours of school per week.. PLUS homework PLUS trying to sleep PLUS PLUS PLUS *AAAAGGGGHHHHH* sorry for not being around... best thing to do is email me if you know it.. if not and you want it.. just ask.. if i actually have convos with you.. i will gladly give it to you to keep in touch when i can... because more than likely i will be MIA most of the time

Image
i've seen ugly people live a beautiful life i've seen an ugly man with a beautiful wife i've seen an beautiful woman do ugly things like taking drugs, stealing money, and prostituting her things i've seen beautiful people with an ugly life see that beautiful man with the toothless, obese wife? i've seen an ugly woman do beautiful things revered by the world and descendents for making whole world sing there's no beautiful people with beautiful children AND a beautiful life even if you count celebrities you look at their lifestyles and ugly deaths might convince you what attracts you is not necessarily accurate unless God/love prevails and balance becomes immaculate.

Want To Know
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:

I Need To Know
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:

A Poem
if special was a flower id send some ur way.... if special was a butterfly.... id send some your way.... if specail was a rainbow id send one today..... if these are all special there is nothing as special as u are to me there aint enough thing that i can send to you

A Little Survey
Answer all these and send them to me in a message and I will return the favor :) Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u

Mudvayne- -1
Mudvayne -1 Losses, losers and more Gain of life's pleasures, go on taste them free at door To a life, shuttered in, less than 0 in me, all my walls, falling down, pains aloft, misery I'm sure that the lessons were hard I'm sure that the punishments went well deserved By the pawn, in the plan, taste of shit, bitterness, walk from me, everything, systematically Come on youweretheone youweretheone To dredge up shit inside of me in my pointless life of nothing Tell me what I'm supposed to be Tell me who I'm supposed to be Tell me what it takes to ascend Tell me what it takes to live Patience, pleasures and rewards Come in due times, stare at the sun I'm bored In this life, meaningless, soaking up, all of me, like the cross, you worship, life is loss, look at me I'm sure that some day we'll wake up I'm sure that some day we'll wake from the dream Of success, and focus, tunneling, to the light, glowing deep, inside of me, your taunting, "I" wake up Come on you

Stress Bar
i'm a fat kid doing pullups in the middle of the gym the coach and peers scream at me, him come on you're wasting time why don't you try harder the sweat beads from my brow damn i wish i were stronger on the bar, his weak hand cups i am an old man trying to fit in struggling to pull his chin flailing legs attempt to comply my supervisors laugh at the load to others they deny my lover smirked as she grab all my dignity he strains his muscles as i strain with sanity i am an old man trying to fit in always asking why they call him names to will or weaken if he cries or gives up he knows either way he's beaten when grows up the bills and chides will follow him with only eyes too loud to contentrate arms sore, chance denied i'm an old man trying to fit in who's feelings are corrupt burning skin and the fall is far fingers are slipping gravity controls, away from the bar the class runs my friends and family shun he did not pass the test of being 'no

Team 1 Fu-angels , Southern Stunna Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Come Check Out The Angel
HEY YALL COME CHECK THE PLAYERS CLUB,HILLBILLY LOUNGE,AND CLUB VELOCITY WE HAVE DJ ANGEL EYES LIVE ON AIR NOW CLICK ANY PIC ABOVE TO CHECK US OUT WE ARE HIRING IN ALL THREE LOUNGES WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU

New Information On Email Verification
This information comes from Baby Jesus today, August 20, 2008 This is a direct copy from BJ's blog: anyone who's been reading my blogs knows that i've been doing a lot of (crazy?) stuff the last few weeks.. removing the requirements to level, adding salute filters to your profile, etc. in order to help fight off the spammers/scammers who're trying to infest our nice little watering hole, i've been forced to enable something that i've tried to avoid: email verification to post comments, send private message, send shouts, or have html displayed in your profile area. most other sites require you to verify your email address before they even activate your account. i always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and try to keep the site as open as possible... but the spammers/scammers have been abusing it and this is one of the most effective ways to make it harder on them. if you don't know if you've verified your email addres, or if you need to verify it, please go

Lesson 2
I am sure I will get dinged on this but again this is how I was taught. This lesson is about 3 types of subs. The first one really isn't a sub but I will add her anyway Concubines~ They don't really serve. The will have sex with a Master in exchange for being a kept woman basically. They can ask a dom to be their Master and they can ask to be released with no punishment. Like I said not much to this but sex. No serving no real punishment Pets~ Very sensitive people. We do serve and are expected to be very well behaved with occasional times of misbehaving just to spice things up. When we are punished it is normally by spanking, witholding of pleasure or witnessing another pet/slave pleasuring the Master. Typically though we are very devoted to Master, doing all that he asks quickly, never question his orders.If you cannot be there for a call from him you had better have a good reason. We take care of him he is expected to protect us, cherish us, treat us well, not kept though. W

My Thoughts For The Day
Life Fucking Sux.. no matter how much u try and get ahead it never happens. theres always somthing that knocks ya back down. I am jus in a fucking sucky ass mood... life is jus all bullshit. Im tired of being treated like an outcast. or a freak. I am tired of ppl thinking jus cause i am big i must be a WHORE!!!!!!!!! yall are wrong so if u are messing me to get ur rocks off go the fuck away.. yes i know this is an adult site but still... im here for friends.. maybe more but never jus a fuck buddie.......... SIMPLE AS THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok im over it now *Dueces*

"her" Pimpout For Me
here is a lady that has only one request.... and that is to make DISCIPLE bye her First Fu-niversarry September 21/08 I know that with the help of ALL her friends this can Easily happen...as of this bulletin she has points to go... 5,260,900 she has helped me get to Insider and i know she's helped you too! has she asked for anything back? NOPE! at least she didnt ask me :D now im asking you to take the time to R/F/A maybe even crush this Amazing lady!! lets do this lady right cause she has never left us unsatisfied! kick back enjoy her pix and let your fingers do the talk'n time to make her DISCIPLE!! **remeber that every girl likes a lil bling in her life** MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add@ fubar you know you wanna repost this! xoxox thank you

Lesson 1
These Lessons are basic lessons as each Master has certain things he expects out of his sub and will teach her to be almost "tailor made" for him. I am just covering some areas. The first thing you have to learn as a sub is how to address other dom (Masters) and other dommes (Mistress'). You are expected to respectfully address other Masters as Sir if you are aware they are indeed Masters. Your Master obviously will be Master to you. ( Someone please confirm or deny what a domme is to be called if not your Mistress) You May only bow to you Master unless he says other wise. Realize your Master controls you and will tell you how to serve him, some may not like eye contact when they speak to you or only when they speak to you. Be prepared to accept his direction quickly and without question. A true Master will never punish out of anger. He is always in control of himself and should NEVER put a sub in danger. I will say this often as I have know subs to get hit VERY hard.

All Things Being Equal
Strange, a friend of mine and me are engaged in a love affair. Our sites are set up equal and proportionate to each other. Amazing that the male animal reacts completely different than the female. I have had almost zero activity on my site or page, and her's has at least maintained its activity, if not increased. So it appears that guys are not turned off by words like 'taken, married' or another mans name, and pictures gracing the site. Whereas women completely abandone anyone sporting such ideas. Very odd. I suppose I like that I am left without attention, but I don't like that the guys don't heed the same warning as the gals.

When I Grow Up
You Should Be a Social Worker You are deeply caring and empathetic. You are able to take on other people's problems as if they were your own. Sensitive and intuitive, you understand human emotions well. Helping others gives you the most joy in life. You feel like it's your purpose in life. You do best when you: - Have a lot of responsibility - Greatly impact someone's life with your work You would also be a good philanthropist or stay at home parent. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Update
My son is doing pretty well all things considering. He has been having Kidney Dialysis the last 2 days. His Potassium level is really high and his kidneys still arent working. His Kemo treatments are going well no real side effects from them YET!!!

Tomorrow...
You know the expression, " Wait until tomorrow." and how many people use it daily. (self included) I feel that tomorrow never comes because it's always today. EXAMPLE> Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday. Although when Thursday gets here we then call it today and Friday becomes tomorrow. A year ago my mom passed and i was just sittin' and thinkin' as we all do, ya know. It hit me. Do you think that when some one passes and is no longer here to call it TODAY, that they see the TOMORROW that we call Today?

Alive
What is it like when you feel like everything that you have ever wanted. You finally can have with no worries or with no pain it is so much easier when you don't have to try an make some one else happy that you really don't like or love just be your self an be you own person except all things that may go wrong don't blame your self

This Weekend
Well some of you may know that the 23rd marks the 28th anniversary of the day I was born. So since I am single, a workaholic and basically have no plans due to the distance apart from real life friends. I may just sit at home and get shit-faced on whiskey or rum and of course beer. Of course I will look back at the last 28 years and as always I will have no regrets but, if you read my last blog post then maybe you will understand my "basic human emotion" and yes there is someone that I would love to knock the hell out of. Shit just how much I have changed in the last 8 years is amazing, at 20 I would not be here typing, I would be out partying and as I used to hang out in some rough places. This feller that has pissed me of for about the last 3 years, well the ICU would be his home for a bit. But, alas that is not me at almost 28, the feelings are there but a bit of wisdom has crept in. I have kids, a job and well thats about it but I am not about to loose them. Well enough

The First Day After Joining Fubar!!
HI MY LITTLE WARRIORS! IT IS 9 PM AND I DECIDED TO BRING YOU SOULS OF MISFORTUNE INTO THE WARRIOR'S WORLD. I HAVE BROUGHT THE ENTERPRISE OF ENRAGED GNOMES TO INTERGALACTIC GALAXIES OF THE EAST. I JUST CALLED REGGIE...( MY COKE DEALER ) AND HE IS ON HIS WAY OVER WITH AN 8-BALL FOR YOURS TRULY. SO WHAT WILL THE WARRIOR DO WITH NO COKE FOR 10 MINUTES? I BANGED MY HEAD AGAINST HE WALL AND RAN UP AND DOWN MY HALLWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN I STARTED GOING THROUGH COKE WITHDRAWL. SO I EMPTIED A BOTTLE OF CAFFIENE PILLS AND CRUSHED ABOUT 13 OF THEM UP. I SNORTED ALL 13. WITH ALL THIS ENERGY I DECIDED I WOULD JUST RUN TO REGGIES HOUSE. SO IN TRUE WARRIOR FASHION I THREW ON MY MULTICOLORED PANTIES AND TIED MY COLORFUL TAMPON STRINGS TO MY ARMS. I QUICKLY PAINTED A VAGINA ON MY FACE AND I BROKE DOWN MY DOOR AND STARTED RUNNING 14 MPH TOWARDS REGGIE'S HOUSE. I WAS RUNNING SO FAST AND I WASN'T LOOKING IN FRONT OF ME AND I ENDED UP GETTING RUN OVER BY REGGIE IN HIS CADILLAC. I WAS SO FUCKED UP ON AL

Working Person's Prayer
GRANT ME THE SERENTITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CAN NOT CHANGE. THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN NOT ACCEPT. AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE I HAD KILLED TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF. AND ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW. AMEN

It New Called The Cupid Shuffle Line! Come On Learn New Dance
Cupid Shuffle - Cupid IT'S THE NEW CUPID SHUFFLE LINE TO JOIN MUST RATE/ FAN ALL THAT IS IN THIS LINE. IF ALREADY FREIND THEN JUST PUT COMMENT CUPID SHUFFLE! AND ENJOY THE RIDE AND LEARN TO DO A NEW DANCE CALLED THE CUPID SHUFFLE.....................! STAR! PLEASE RATE/FAN ALL THAT ON THIS LINE! PLEASE E-MAIL AKAMRS. T WHEN DONE AND WILL ADD YOU! ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~@ fubar BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar Peek-A-Boo@ fubar The Dream Team Organizer & Member of Dylon's Divas Mafia Fubar Queen07-08

I Think This Song Sums Me Up 100%
Hank Williams Jr. "I'd love to knock the hell out of you" Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you And if you keep messin around I'm going to So if you're looking for trouble Tell you what you do Come over and get the shit knocked out of you Now I have always been a peaceful man But I get hostile if you screw up my plans Do unto others as you like done to you Believe me brother that is the golden rule I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs But I never let go And I pulled out most of their hair Now I've mellowed a lot since then So it takes two seconds For me to knock the hell right out of you Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you And if you keep pushin my button I'm going to So if you're looking for trouble Tell you what you do Come over and get some shit knocked out of you Now ladies and gentelmen I know that David Allen Coe thought he had the Perfect Country and Western song But you don't have to talk about Drinking, or prison, or dyi

Damn Kids
ah ha ha my son has to do this paper. the first question is "what do you hope to learn more about this year" he tried to say " nothing, cause i hate school. didn't you hate school when you we're a kid?" I said "no i actually liked school" he says " hahahaha my mom is a school liker! then he called me a loser" kids are funny! *smack

Life & Death
I came into this world A screaming infant Forced entry into this life As I grow the pain sustains Deep inside my soul Visions come and visions go But hate will never leave me As I grow the pain sustains Deep inside my soul Visions come and visions go But hate will never leave me Life and death never again I shall not return Soul sucking pious man I shall not return The reflection, an aging soul My body's old and cracked Death soon will be with me Coldness, inactive pain Soul sucked at the speed of light Trapped in someone else No please not again Evil reincarnated The cycle's spun once more Soul sucked at the speed of light

Stephanie Lynn
-------------~*~*~*~*~------------- Stephanie Lynn is one AMAZING woman and I am happy to call her one of my best friends on this site! She is so generous and is always doing anything and everything to help people out! She deserves EVERY bit of love all of you can give her plus more! Right now she is holding a contest for people to get their friends to Rate, Fan, and Add her. I am asking all of my friends to please please click on her link below and go Rate, Fan and Add her. In order for me to get the credit you must Rate and Fan her before you Add her, and IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST YOU MUST PUT NEA NEA SENT ME! IT CANNOT BE NEA, OR ANY OTHER NICKNAME. IT HAS TO SAY NEA NEA SENT ME! Please help me out. Not only because I want to win a prize, but also because she deserves all of this love so please give it to her. Just click the link below and get to lovin! -------------~*~*~*~*~------------- Stephanie Lynn@ fubar THIS BULLETIN HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY

Again? No Way! Limited Time Offer!
This Auction is smokin'!!! I joined another auction... I know, I know... But this one is awesome! I'm offering a lot of stuff! Plus, it's for the Love Shack, my favorite lounge! Just click the link above to bid on your very own Meagan! Rates don't matter in this auction, but feel free drop one anyway. And remember, the higher the bid, the more I offer! ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Go ahead, show the host some love, too! She's awesome! F0oly aka Tee*VPofNPDz*HeadEnf orcer@ Loveshack*~*Fu wifey2Danimal Also, feel free to drop by The Love Shack and say hi! If you're not in the market for your very own Meagan, there are a bunch of other hotties up for auction, and you can talk to all of us before you bid! Awesome, eh? Go on, click the link... You won't regret it! Don't forget! You only have until Friday, August 22nd, so get your bids in soon! Don't miss out on this AWESOME chance!

The Love Shack - Looking For New Dj's!!!
Love music? Love people? Then this is a chance of a lifetime for you! The Love Shack is looking for new DJ's! And we want you! If you are reliable and love to have a good time with good people, then click any of the pics above to get to The Love Shack and ask for Alex. He'll give you the hook up! Click below to get to Alex's page and hollatcha boy! ALEX [*OWNER OF THE LOVE SHACK-SAMI'S OFFICIAL FU STALKER-SEX TOY TO MEESHA*] This bulletin made by: ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~

School Supplies
Ugh. Schools supply nothing anymore. I'm not even allowed to label the supplies I buy my son because they all just go in a big pot for everyone to use. Not only that, I have to buy more than my son would ever use because the broke asses can't take 10$ out of their big dollar clothes shopping spree(cuz haven't you noticed the welfare folks always seem to be wearing expensive brands?). I'm super annoyed. I can't even buy my son fun folders because anyone could use them. I had to buy gender neutral colors. I think I may look into private school. It shouldn't be my responsibility to make up for others just because I'm not poor enough to be on the reduced lunch program.

3 More Days
till i move to ASU BEEBE!!! im startn EMT school on monday. so im ready for that!! umm got my fridge today so im gettn it cold so it will be somewhat ready. Im kinda scared cause i dont know a single person on this campus but...hell it will be a great new start. At the end of the semister i will be at a cross roads...my parents arent gonna help me pay for Paramedic next year and just the books and other uniform stuff put my broke ass down to 20 bucks to my name..whats new there. So anyways i can either stop my edumation on start workn as a EMT and do Paramedic later...or stay in school and be broke ass. Any ambulance service here will pay you to do Paramedic with them but...you gotta agree to work for so many years and its only like 12 weeks were as at this school its a year long..but you gotta pay and do some extra classes...so i guess ill figure that out when i get there. so anyways i guess im just excited that i get to move out Saturday and start my path on to a good carrer with

What Happens When U Drink
There was this one time when I was drinking with my friends. I remember I wasn't as drunk as my friends were. I ended up holding up my guy friend Adam just so he could take a piss, I was laughing so hard when I went to move and he almost feel. I also had to carry, well actually drag, his ass inside the house. He was laying down and looking at the celling fan rotate. He threw up as soon as I grabed a trash can. I'll never forget my drinking buddies!!!!!

Tropical Storm Fay
Well here it is Wed and this damn storm will not go away. Last night the eye stalled over my area (central Brevard county fl) and we have been pounded by rain all day and it looks like it will continue throughout the rest of the wk. This sucks. School is not in session tomorrow and my daughter is devastated. She has a cough though, so I guess it's a good thing that school is off tomorrow. I apologize to anyone who tried to contact me either through Fubar or my yahoo IM. I had very limited access to fubar as I could not respond on my cell phone. Well at least I was able to check my messages. I feel bad. Considering I was at my parents house and had no access to a computer, I figure everyone will understand. I truly do mean to respond to anyone who takes the time to chat with me or ask how I am. I am a very friendly person and I believe in the golden rule. Fubar is very addictive and since I am not working right now, it keeps me somewhat happy. I could do without a lot of request

Voyeur Video
how many of you like peeping? whether it be thru a window, a cracked open doorway...or maybe right there in the room just watching!? my husband sure loves it!! it's kind of a turn on sometimes! wanna experience peeping on me?? the other nite i was stuck home alone...feelin a lil frisky, so i popped in a xxx dvd, grabbed a toy and thoroughly enjoyed myself!! but i was so busted!! hubby came home a bit earlier than expected...watched me thru the window to the living room....oops! if you'd like to see the video he snagged to enjoy over and over, check out my members area at www.kayleekurves.com!!!

The Homeless The Police And Reporters
A day in the life of Helly I rarely lead a boring life ... but it is not often I have a day packed with as much thrills and chills as today. Around my deli we have been having issues with a homeless "camp" being set up across the parking lot due mainly to the Salvation Army office being located in that area.(it usually gives me great mumm material lol) Usually there are 4 or so guys there and mall management will come and move them along once we have phoned and complained a few times. I always felt guilty for doing so until today. This morning I pull in at 9 am and notice there is about 20 there this time. Not to thrilled with how it looked discussed with fellow biz owners that its time we get super firm that something needs to be done. I was nicely on Yahoo jabbering away to Ash and J at 11 when I saw one of them drop their bike in front of the store and dart in. With out thinking it thru I yelled hey hey hey knowing he was up to taking something and jumped my counter. As

Fiona
hi guys if you wnat me to coffe or meet me its ok.. but bee gud boy lets talk about nice... im open minded to everything you like dont worry guys im model... im not bad girl if you want me chat me fionareyes@rocketmail.com fiona@ fubarfionareyes@rocketmail.com

How Sex Starts
how sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS iS ""How Sex Starts

Foggy Days
Happy Hump Day! Just a note to let everyone know that I disappeared this week for a reason. I had a sudden attack of gracefulness on Monday morning. Another reason Monday's should be abolished! Let's get that momentum going! Vote for whichever candidate will endorse this idea - it is WAY past time to right this wrong! Where did that come from? Whatever... I fell in the bathroom Monday morning, it was actually kind of funny in a way. Bottom line, by noon Monday I had to go get xrayed! OUCHIE! Anyhow, I sprained my wrist, popped my shoulder out (also a sprain), bruised my hip, and this all led to a monster back spasm Monday afternoon. OWIE! Thank goodness for powerful medication! I have not been at my computer since Monday morning, I have mostly been sleeping as a result of heavy drugs. I think I will survive the fall, but I may just stay on the drugs for the rest of time! Nothing really matters! And that's the way it is today - Wednesday August 20, 2008. I think! Th

He's A Flirt
He only need 5,000 more comments to get his VIP so let's get in there and get it done!! Just click the pic to come help!! For every 100 comments you drop on him, Fu-Daddy will give you 5K fubux!! Just send him a private message when you're done. ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~R/L BF OF FU-M@M@~OWNER OF THAT GIRL & HOT&FLUFFY~OWNED BY LYNNE~@ fubar Pimped by the one n only ¤Ła$Ŧ ♠oƒ Å♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ Pimp Godde$$ of the Pu$$yCat Play

Fuck Or Pass
Bulletin: ***FUCK OR PASS*** There is at least one person on your fubarlist that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So let's play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple ... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a new message saying "yep, I'd fuck you." SCARED? lol this SHIT's funny. You have to RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your fubar list that wants to do u so!!!

Computer
Hi,i just wanted to let every one know that my puter is very slow and I want to thank all of you who added me.I will try my best to come by and rate your profile but hey im not perfect so i might not remember to come by.Please come and tell me if I didn't.It might take me hours to rate all your pics, the way my puter going right now..lol..I would just love to pick it up and take it to the dumpster.lol...Soon i'll have a new puter and I can rate and show more love.:)..Please be patience.THANKS again for all the love. mel

Fly At Your Own Risk!
CHECK PICKS IN MY BLOG OR MISS A LOT! BETTER SIGN UP AND GET THE NEWSLETTER DIRECTLY IN YOUR MAILBOX... http://www.drturi.com/newsletter/ Fly At Your Own Risk! 8/20/2008 Dear Reader; Sad enough another of my predictions came to pass today and I can only refresh your memory and make all my readers aware that “THE FUTURE HAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MY TRUE WITNESS!” My work is REAL and solid and I wish I had the opportunity to pass on my FREE forecast to MILLIONS of people and not only on CTC but in ALL major magazines and news media carrying their regular “horoscope junk”. It amazes me that such a rare badly needed mystical science is used for “entertainment only” while legitimate work in predictive astrology is either denied or ignored by the people that could make the difference between life and death. Why would anyone in position to HELP ME to reach the media and offer TRUE wisdom is NOT budging is amazing to me. But we all have our own reasons I guess. Thu

To Those Of You Born 1930 - 1979
To Those of You Born 1930 - 1979 At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said. Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride

Nasty Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Heavenly Matrimony?
HEAVENLY MATRIMONY? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." a young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Im In My First Auction Yeaaa.
Alright everybody I'm in my first auction. If you ever wanted a chance to own me here it is!!BooBoo is the host.The auction will run from Aug 20th thru 28th so please come by and show me luv.The winner will get a personal hand made glass gift from me as an extra added bonus. So please come show some luv and make a bid! Much love to all my friends and family you guys rawk..Hugs Diamond J

When I'm Gone-3 Doors Down
There's another world inside of me That you may never see, There's secrets in this life that I can't hide. Well, somewhere in this darkness, there's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away, Maybe I'm just blind Maybe I'm just blind, Chorus So hold me when I'm here, Right me when I'm wrong, Hold me when I'm scared, And love me when I'm gone. Everything I am, And everything in me, Wants to be the one you wanted me to be. I'll never let you down, Even if I could, Give up everything, If only for your good, So hold me when I'm here, Right me when I'm wrong, Hold me when I'm scared, You won't always be there, So love me when I'm gone. So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... Refrain When your education x-ray cannot see under my skin, I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends. Now roaming through this darkness, I'm alive but I'm alone, Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone. Chorus So hold me

Html-blue Again, Lol
DANGER'S VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR AT 8:00 PM FU-TIME!! PLEASE HIT HER PAGE HARD, LOVE HER WITH ALL YOU HAVE! CLICK ON ANY ON THESE PICS TO GO TO HER PROFILE! LET'S GET HER TO GODMOTHER TONIGHT! 8PM FU-TIME! DANGER'S FIRST HAPPY HOUR! PLEASE SAVE YOUR 11'S AND BRING YOUR 10'S AND THUMBS UP AS WELL! LET'S GODMOTHER THIS LOVELY LADY! >

Gimme Gimme Gimme
IM NOT POINTING FINGERS BUT IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT! I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR MONTHS WATCHING THE GIMME GIMME GIMME GOING ON. GIMME THIS GIMME THAT WHAT HAPPEN TO GIVE? REPOST THIS FOR ME REPOST THAT FOR ME..... BUT WHEN IT COMES TIME TO GIVE BACK WHERE ARE YOU AT? YOU IGNORE PEOPLE YOU ARE TO BUSY TO HELP? BEING A LEVELUP COMMENTS A SIMPLE RATE? OR EVEN A REPOST? THE PEOPLE IM REFERING TO KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT AND IF YOUR SITTING THERE WONDERING IS HE TALKING ABOUT ME I MOST LIKELY AM! I AM FED UP WITH SEEING THIS GO ON DAY BY DAY SO FROM NOW ON IF YOU SHOUT ME OR PM ME ASKING FOR HELP AND I DONT ANSWER THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THIS..... WAS HE TALKING ABOUT ME? FUBAR ROCKS...OR DOES IT?

New Info On Injury!!!
AFTER SEEING ORTHOPEDISTC DOC TODAY AND GETTING NEW X-RATS TAKE HE FEELS HE SE A CRACK IN MY KNEE JOINT, SO I MAY HAVE A BROKEN BONE BUT WON'T KNOW FOR SURE UNTIL MRI IS DONE(DAMN HMO'S) HAVE TO WAIT FOR APPROVAL BY MEDICAL GROUP. I AM STILL GOING TO BE AWAY FROM COMPUTER FOR A WHILE SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME LEAVE ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND I WILL SEND YOU MY PHONE NUMBER IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE IT. AGAIN THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE SENT ME WELL WISHES ALREADY AND KNOW THAT I AM THINKING OF YOU ALSO. YOU HAVE SHOWN ME AS MUCH LOVE AS I CAN GET AT THIS POINT BUT AS SOON AS I AM ABLE TO WILL BE BACK ON ON A REGULAR BASIS!! I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS SO VERY MUCH AND YOU GUYS ROCK!! WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON. PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY MY BOO PHOENIX. I LOVE YOU BABE SO MUCH

Bratt Up For Auction
~Bratt~ is in an auction, who wants to own her for a month? Bratt- 200k Minimum bid please. Auction will run from August 20th at 8:00 a.m. est too 28th at 11:00 p.m. est!!No drama.. AND HAVE FUN =)THE MORE YOU BID THE MIRE I'LL OFFER=) COME MAKE A BID, SEE WHAT YOU GET=)=) ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥' on '2008-08-20 19:05:21')

Kindred_spirit Needs Leveled~!!!
Calling all Fu-friends! Porls been stuck at Fu-king for far to long!! he needs us to bomb his arse and get him there!! he has 1,288,575 points to go!! He makes awesome tags for friends and always rates and comments to get people levelled so how about we all shower him with fu love and bomb him so his alert box goes bonkers lol! Heres his link to his profile ... Thanks for reading !! Love Sandy xx

My Heart
My heart My heart was broken All in pieces You put it together Better then glue My heart was full of pain And didn't even care I needed you And now you're here My heart wanted friendship That could never be replaced I wanted you You keep me safe My heart knew this would grow I wanted something more I knew you were there You opened the door My heart is mended I love you so I gave you my heart Now it's yours

Come See What ~bratt~ Is Offering=)click On The Dolphin Pic
~Bratt~ is in an auction, who wants to own her for a month? Bratt- 200k Minimum bid please. Auction will run from August 20th at 8:00 a.m. est too 28th at 11:00 p.m. est!!No drama.. AND HAVE FUN =)THE MORE YOU BID THE MIRE I'LL OFFER=) COME MAKE A BID, SEE WHAT YOU GET=)=) ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar

Noise Toys
I just received a new noise toy in the mail, its an old MXR Blue Box from the 70s. The Blue Box is a fuzzbox for guitar that adds a note 2 octaves below the note being played, well thats what its supposed to do but apparently it doesnt track notes very well so it spits out random bleeps and farts along with the sounds its supposed to be generating, i love unpredictable noise boxes so this one should be the bees knees.

My New Grandbaby
It has been a very long nite. My youngest son's wife went into the hospital in Munster, Indiana, at around 7:00pm. I left my sacred cave in Kentucky about that time and drove and drove and drove until I got to the hospital about 3:00AM.It was a beautiful thing, tho. At around 5:18AM, Felicity Jean was born. She weighed in at 7pds 5oz and measured 19 inches long We were told she has her father's eyes, but after some gentile persuasion, she gave them back.Im going to be here until the weekend, so if anyone needs me, just send me a PM on Fubar. I'm going to try to have pics either tonite or tomorrow, after I've caught up on my sleep and gone and seen Ms.Felicity again

R.i.p.dad 8/20/08
Just to let you all know...Rob's dad passed away at 1:30 am on 8/20/08. We will be having a HH in his honoron 8?21?08 at 7:00 pm. Please show Rob all our love and support as he so deserves it! Thank you all Love Pee-Jay

Last Chance To Donate For Livestrong Challenge 2008
I'm just letting everyone know that tonight is the last chance to donate to the LiveStrong Challenge Philly 2008 Event. I will be doing a 10 mile bike sprint again this year and I have raised over $600 so far this year, over $5,000 in the last 3 years. All of the money donated goes to support the Lance Armstrong Foundation which works with the community to raise awareness of cancer and its effects as well as support survivors, such as myself. Lance won the 100 mile race last year and he will be doing it again this year if you want to stop in and see him in person. Anything you can give will be greatly appreciated. Every dollar goes to help someone just like me so please donate. Thank you. The site to donate at: http://philly08.livestrong.org/macstrong215

Going Back To School....finally!
Hey for all of you who have been great friends to me, I greatly appreciate you. One thing I can say is because of some of you, I finally got the boost I needed to get back into school. I will be going for my Bachelors in Criminal Justice, Majoring in Computer Crime. It's been almost 10 years since I've been thinking about going back to school and I finally got it. I will be attending online courses at Kaplan University. It's a great school and they help you out in every way, every step. So if you are thinking you want to go back, don't hesitate! Ciao!

Tony's Bully
DJ BADBOY IS ROCKIN' COPPERHEADS!! Dj Badboy is live and on air in Copperheads Lounge!! Question is?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Come join the party and meet the best Dj's and hottest staff on the Fu!!! Click the pic to join the party!!! This bully is brought to you by Cobra Chris ÇØßЯÃ Çĥ®ĩ§™Øŵñ€® Øƒ Çøþþ€®ĥ€ãÐ§ £øüÑg€™@ fubar

19 Things To Do To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity In Your Day . . .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

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Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?????

Aaadd - Know The Symptoms.
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the ho

Alzheimers And Senility Are Reversible
Alzheimer's is a common form of dementia (senility) affecting almost 5 million Americans. As our population ages, this is an area that drug companies believe may be quite profitable, so there is heavy advertising being done for the medication Aricept, which has very minimal to modest benefit. The only definitive test for diagnosing Alzheimer's is a brain biopsy, which appropriately is not done. Because of this, and because most doctors do not have time to do a proper 30-60 minute evaluation for underlying causes (Medicare pays poorly for visits over ~ 5 minutes), many elderly folks get a label of Alzheimer's slapped on them and a prescription for Aricept at first sign of confusion, and perhaps a cursory look for other causes of confusion. In addition to the tragic personal costs, the financial cost of caring for someone with Alzheimer's averages from $70,000 to $174,000 (over a lifetime) with global costs for care being $248 billion yearly. It is insane to not aggressively look for

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand . . .
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4 Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand : 1. OTHER WOMEN

Estrogen Issues ???
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-". 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space". 8. You 'r e not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a bitch 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday

Pregnancy Q & Z
Pregnancy Q & A: Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you ch

Think Before You Speak . . .
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls.! THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of cand

Boo Boo Is Auctioning Me Off!
I AM UP FOR AUCTION!!! If you want me for 30 days, now is your chance! Come see what I am offering.Special thanks to Boo Boo for hosting the auction. Check her out she's the best! Below is the tag link for you to click on. Click To Go To My Auction.. Hugs, and have a Wonderful Day!NCGirlUSA

Becoming Illegal
(from a Maryland resident to his Senator) The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from a U.S. Citizen to an illegal alien stems from the bill that was recently passed by the Senate, and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need ! to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who hav

Memories
I remember those days filled with laugher and smiles. I remember all the times you stood by my side and I would stand by yours. You were my bestfriend and was yours friends till the end. These are my memories my memories of you memories to keep you still Close till god says no more..

A Few Giveaways
OK,we did it again, i guess we get bored easy, giveaways with NO time limit for we have lives out side of here and NO hurry. so if ya all get a minute or 2 and want to pop in on one or all of us you are welcome too HUGGZZZ ALL AND THANK YOU ALL FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE!!!=) ============ OK,♥ Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$ ♥ needs 50,000 rate/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack !!=) ================== OK, ♥~Bratt~♥ needs 50,000 rate/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack !!=) THANK YOU ALL FOR HAVING PATIENCE WITH US HYPER ONES... LOVE YA ALL.

Death
As each day passes me by A little piece of my soul is taken from me Piece by piece Drop by drop My life is ending. I lie here as i watch the days grow longer I know my life grows shorter Death is watching Through black curtains I know the end is near SWallowing me Holdong me My life has ended. cjb

The Romantic Husband
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." He suddenly stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote."

If We.....
1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? . 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? . 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

So You Want You Song On Battle Of The New Rock?? Check This Out!!
So You Want Your Song on Do You? Heres the Details: 1) It Must be a New Rock Song (DUH) 2) You Must Be Able To Participate in the Voteing Either Tuesday or Thursday When The Battle Is Held. 3) If Your Song Is Victorious, Not Only Will I Promote The Song As The New Champion, I Will Promote You as Well. Send Your Entries To My Fu-Mail and I Will Randomly Pick a Contestant to Go up against the Current Champion!

9 Words Women Use . . .
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually ends in fine. 4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

Compliments
Brad asked me the other day what I've been doing lately, because I'm looking very good. Well... I've lost 37 lbs. Cut and dyed my hair, and I'm actually wearing make up somewhat regularly. ...And I'm happy :) That helps a lot too. I can tell a difference in how I look, weight wise. It's frustrating not to be able to fit into some of my old clothes, but that's ok. I'm below prepregnancy weight which makes me feel so good about myself. In lawyer news, only need a little bit more money and I'll be set. Woohoo!

New.
So yeah, I'm a newbie to a new friggin site thanks to a very crazy friend. Thanks doll! I'm still trying to figure this shit out! in any case there's alot on this site that's a little confusing and alot that refuses to load cause my compy is almost beyond repair. i guess that's what happens when you'd rather use it than fix it huh? More to come later, for now i'm out.

Heads Up-- Big Change To Fubar Today.... (repost From Baby J's Blog)
...repost from Baby J's Blog anyone who's been reading my blogs knows that i've been doing a lot of (crazy?) stuff the last few weeks.. removing the requirements to level, adding salute filters to your profile, etc. in order to help fight off the spammers/scammers who're trying to infest our nice little watering hole, i've been forced to enable something that i've tried to avoid: email verification to post comments, send private message, send shouts, or have html displayed in your profile area. most other sites require you to verify your email address before they even activate your account. i always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and try to keep the site as open as possible... but the spammers/scammers have been abusing it and this is one of the most effective ways to make it harder on them. if you don't know if you've verified your email addres, or if you need to verify it, please go to your profile settings page. under your email address you'll either fi

Enchanted Night
Pale moon light shines gently upon my face The stars above whispering words of passion Sprinkling golden shreds of light through my hair pulling me to them holding me holding me forever I'm slipping slowly, slowly from my mind from my body. I look down then all about me and realize I've become a diamond of the sky.

Why Parents Have Grey Hair . . .
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst of premonitions going through his mind, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Nancy and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. I know she is much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Nancy says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Nancy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Winter Is Here
Winter is here Covering us in a blanket of white satin A rainbow in the night. I hear the birds calling to me Singing their final goodbyes With a promise to come back When the first days of color shows Sadly i say goodbye To the allready dying flowers As they are smothered beneath this shimmering blanket Winter is here.

'new' Preamble To The Constitution
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country i

Immortality
A black hole Sucking me down Pulling me forever Into its depths of eternity. Unable to breathe Unable to see My heart does not beat But still on i live. Feeling claustrophobic My paranoia is taking over I lie away in this darkness As a thousand years pass me by.. cjb

Potentially Vs. Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for moment, then answered,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?

Internal Pain
All this pain i feel I try to forget Try to pretend That it doesnt exist I smile I laugh But deep inside My soul does bleed Don't you see The tears you made The ones pouring down my cheeks An eternal waterfall of misery Don't you see my pain You bring to me Is on the inside Don't you know You're the cause of this pain?... cjb May 22, 2006

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids . . .
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Little Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings ' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GE

For Those That Care Or Wonder!
Recently I've had to take on a second job to pay some things off. I won't be on fubar as much. I will only be on here maybe 3 days, if I am lucky!So thanks to all those that has helped me get to where I am at now. If anything came of this it was that fubar helped me not to be bored at work! Just kidding that is not all that has came out of fubar. It was also good friends and nice people! Thanks again! Luckyblue

Texas Air Traffic Control . . .
TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Adam
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and find

About Me ........
Hey there , My name is Chike,am 26 ,single ,never married .Am from the most popular black nation NIGERIA and am a proud Nigerian to da bone .Am fun to be with ,caring and good sense of humour cuz i will do anything to put smile on your face .Am on this site to make real good friends, someone who needs guy , i mean a serious relationship , someone willing to be loved and cared for .I knw i might be far from where you are in distance but in heart we'r never far cuz TRUE LOVE KNWS NO DISTACE.So...if you'r there anythere looking for someone to show you real love and commitment ,then count on me .I dont care how old you might be cuz to me maturity isnt measured by age or race.So...contact me and lets share our differences and culture and make good friendship and show true love.PEACE TO ALL Y'LL. CHIKE

41 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child . . .
01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral. 02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich." 03. Your family dog understood Italian. 04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family. 05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout. 06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven. 07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal. (Wow, that's really Italian!) 08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday, and laughed at the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day. 09. You grew up thinking no fruit or

These Boots Are Made For Walking
These boots are made for walking!!! To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the boot train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "these boots are made for walking" and don't forget to re-rate them. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends...let them know you're joining the boot train. Rate this boot folder and you'll get a boot tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special boot tag. ~vitamin

This Week
So far this week I've gotten sick... with my charity bike race on sunday so I will be out of shape for it. On top of that it seems like I have a "provoke me" sign on my back that all kinds of people are listening to. Only 7 more days of work then I can take a vacation...

I've Come To Realize That ...
1. I've come to realize that my boobs... Are fabulous! 2. I've come to realize that this weekend... I will have the house to myself! 3. I've come to realize that when i'm driving... It's best not to piss me off. 4. I've come to realize that i need... A certain someone in my life. 5. I've come to realize that I have lost.... 91 pounds (and counting!) 6. I've come to realize that I hate it when... People I care about lie to me. 7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk... My boobs find a way out of my shirt. 8. I've come to realize that money... Goes a lot faster than it comes. 9. I've come to realize that certain people... Will never change. 10. I've come to realize that I'll always be... Me, take it or leave it. 11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on... he knows who he is :) 12. I've come to realize that my mom..... Is my best friend. 13. I've come to realize that my cell phone....... Always seems to be ringing. 14. I've come

Lil Johnny's Confession . . .
ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. "Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four mo

Random
*WARNING..THIS IS RANDOM SO IT WILL JUMP* for one i'm looking at a picture of me right before I went out with my x..who is HUGE dick head..and I'm going "damn I'm pretty..how could he have treated me like that..hmm" If you didn't guess I'm looking at pictures and then thinking of awesome things like how much I love Atreuy..they kick ass just going through my old memories kicks so much ass I'm way excited to see my "brohan" today..we're best friends but more like siblings so thats what we do fo sho. also...wow .. I start school in a month, I'm going to be going into ROTC next semester and I'm thinking things will work out greatly .. I'm blessed out the butt and I don't deserve what I have, there are people who have so much less and need so much more..and time is just getting gayer. I'm turning 20 on Friday my uncles illness seems to be at a stand-still for a little bit at least. October iscoming way too quickly, I'm scared of my friends deploying (well more of them) .. people who

Boots Train
These boots are made for walking!!! To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the boot train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "these boots are made for walking" and don't forget to re-rate them. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends...let them know you're joining the boot train. Rate this boot folder and you'll get a boot tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special boot tag. ~vitamin

Koenigsegg
So I just totally dropped the bomb on my new blowjob on wheels, my Keonigsegg CCXR in my fav color, titainium and I'd like to say that Moe won't wig the fuck out cause HA! It's eco-friendly! So there! Pictures to follow people, I promise. I guess I felt it was finally time to splurge a little. I mean, buying a supercar is fun and all, but you haven't really lived until you've got one that runs on E85 and E100 biofuel (AKA: Hydrogen Cells). In retrospect, my next purchase should be giant bags with money symbols on them. I could fill them with cash and just leave them piled all around my estate, occasionally filling one with environmentally safe bricks and have John hurl it at poor people.

Big Foot Is Very Real! #2
Check the pics in my blog or miss a lot! http://www.myspace.com/drturi Big Foot Is Very Real! #2 8/20/2008 Dear Reader; (Based on a line from the film "The Matrix) You took the RED pill. I took the BLUE pill. We live in different worlds. Your world is the world of illusion that Big Brother and the Church want you to see. My world is the world of reality that Big Brother and the church want you not to see. Modified by Dr. Turi As expected ATLANTA, Georgia The Bigfoot in the freezer is made of rubber, a Web posting asserted Tuesday. The frozen creature reputed to be Bigfoot turned out to be made of rubber, enthusiast’s reports. The initial promoter of two hikers' claim they found the body of Bigfoot in Georgia said he has determined the discovery was a hoax. HOAX? NOT SO FAST! It amazes me how gullible the moronic mass is to simply accept as the plain true what a “Web posting" writer asserted Tuesday.” Of course the gullible mass

Unruly Children Must Die
Ok so one night Megyn and I went to go see the latest Harry Potter movie. I think it’s called “Harry Potter and the Poorly Paced Movie”, or maybe it was, “Harry Potter and the Movie Version of a Book that Left Out the Whole Book”, or “Harry Potter and the Boner Academy”. Did anybody else notice that Harry Potter was a stone cold PIMP in this movie? Cho is totally swinging from his nutsack (even though her dead boyfriend is hardly even cold and in the ground) and Ginny pretty much just wants to be Harry’s permanent “wand sheath” if you get my meaning, and I think you do, because I’m talking about Harry’s penis in Ginny’s vagina. Hell, even Hermione and Luna were boning him with their bedroom eyes. If Harry weren’t so busy trying to defeat Voldemort he could probably have a whole stable of hoes. I bet he could get every girl at Hogwarts turning tricks in Hogsmeade before the end of the year, just because he’s Harry muhfuckin’ Potter. But I digress. When we got there Megyn picked a

Out Of The Darkness
Out of the darkness I heard a voice, A voice calling my name. Ever so softly, sweetly did the voice call out. Ever looking yet never finding the source. It must be an angel, I thought to my self. Written by Danielle K.

New Privacy Settings W/ Salutes
hey fubarians, *****FROM THE BLOG OF BABY JESUS***** i've just added some new stuff to your privacy settings page. in addition to controlling who can send you messages in your shoutbox, private messages, profile and photo comments by family/friends/everyone/nobody you can now require them to have a salute as well. for example, if you have your private messages set to family only, and check the 'require salute' box, everyone in your family will need a salute to send you a private message. or, if you have it set to 'everybody' and check the 'require salute' box, only members with a salute can send you a private message. werd. ps: the privacy settings for photo comments also apply to mum and blog comments. -mike

New Colored Names For People W/ Salutes
*****FROM THE BLOG OF BABY JESUS***** fubar members with salutes will now show up on the site with a bolded white name. vip's who also have salutes will now find 'White' as a selectable color on your profile settings page. viva la resistance! -mike

Just My Thoughts For The Day
Just something I wrote.... Rain falling today, Along with my tears Yet again they meet. Clouds darken the sky As you have darkened my heart. The words you say, Just another story Sitting here alone again, Youve crossed my mind Miss your touch, miss your kiss Miss your taste, miss your smell Another will fill your void, His kisses and touch will make yours a memory Ill be happy again. When you see me smile, youll be sad You let me go. Remember that Im in your past, Im long gone Im not the same girl, I grew up Sorry I changed so much, You couldnt keep up. Im a better woman now, I love you for that. Something else I wrote................... Everyday you survive is an accomplishment, pat yourself on the back. Remember that the ones closest to you will hurt you more than a perfect stranger would. Choose your words wisely, they leave an imprint on the heart forever! Let people judge you, cuz when they do it

Heads Up-- Big Change To Fubar Today
*****FROM THE BLOG OF BABY JESUS***** Anyone who's been reading my blogs knows that i've been doing a lot of (crazy?) stuff the last few weeks.. removing the requirements to level, adding salute filters to your profile, etc. in order to help fight off the spammers/scammers who're trying to infest our nice little watering hole, i've been forced to enable something that i've tried to avoid: email verification to post comments, send private message, send shouts, or have html displayed in your profile area. most other sites require you to verify your email address before they even activate your account. i always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and try to keep the site as open as possible... but the spammers/scammers have been abusing it and this is one of the most effective ways to make it harder on them. if you don't know if you've verified your email addres, or if you need to verify it, please go to your profile settings page. under your email address you'l

New Place
COME ROCK OUT IN THE HOTTEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR. "7th Dimension" WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HELP, WE'RE IN NEED OF, MANAGEMENT,Security, GREETERS, PROMOTERS, AND DJ'S.SO WHY NOT JOIN A FAMILY THAT TREATS YOU RIGHT?? THE MEN AND WOMAN ARE FINE AS HELL!!! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLICK ANY IMAGE IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE!!!!!! SO COME HANG WITH US GUARANTEED TO BE THE HOTTEST FUBAR LOUNGE... WE'RE JAMMIN INSIDE!!! (repost of original by 'Wèñdý' on '2008-08-20 16:04:11') (repost of original by '♥Mander Bear ♥HeadGreeter @7th dimenison♥Blaze's G/F' on '2008-08-20 16:07:14')

Salt Covenant
What is a Salt Covenant? During Old Testament times, agreements and promises were sealed by salt covenants. Each man would take a pinch of salt from his pouch and place it in the pouch of the other. Their agreement could not be broken unless they could each retrieve their own grains of salt. A Marriage Salt Covenant does the same thing by asking the bride and groom to combine their grains of salt. Their commitment to each other can not be broken unless they can each retrieve their own grains of salt. Since this is not possible it is a symbol of an unbreakable covenant and promise of love. Why do you use salt? Salt is considered a pure substance. Many people believe salt to be a good luck symbol and consider it to be a the purest of all earthly materials. It is used in many religious ceremonies as a symbol of purity.

Unanswered Questions . . .
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. Do infants have more fun in infancy than adults have in adultery? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9. Why

One Flaw In Women . . .
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll dr

I Can Has Spotlight?
So i know a lot of people have helped me so far, so I really do appreciate it. Ruby has been campaigning for me to get the spotlight for two days and has done a phenomenal job thus far. I really would like to get it so any little bit helps, and if you would like something in return for your donation, WITHIN REASON, please feel free to hit me up and we can make a deal. Thanks! THIS IS A STICK UP! PERSIA IS GOING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT GIVE HER ALL YOUR FU-BUCKS!! GIVE HER BLING DURING HAPPY HOUR YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST HER. WOULDN'T SHE MAKE A CUTE SPOTLIGHT? WE CAN DO THIS! HELP TO MAKE PERSIA THE SPOTLIGHT! Per¡×ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ¢¾ CounterB!tch to Trancy ¡Ú@ fubar (repost of original by 'Ruby Cairo >Please Read Profile< ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia' on '2008-08-20 08:14:10') (repost of original by 'Per§ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ♥ CounterB!tch to Trancy ★' on '2008-08

No One ~ Alicia Keys
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cuz Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel I know some people search the wo

If I Aint Got You ~ Alicia Keys
And you know who you are! Some people live for the fortune Some people live just for the fame Some people live for the power yeah Some people live just to play the game Some people think that the physical things Define what's within I've been there before But that life's a bore So full of the superficial Some people want it all But I don't want nothing at all If it ain't you baby If I ain't got you baby Some people want diamond rings Some just want everything But everything means nothing If I ain't got you Some people search for a fountain Promises forever young Some people need three dozen roses And that's the only way to prove you love them And in a world on a silver platter And wondering what it means No one to share, no one who truly cares for me Some people want it all But I don't want nothing at all If it ain't you baby If I ain't got you baby Some people want diamond rings Some just want everything But everyt

I Remember Being Drugged . . .
God bless mothers who drugged us! The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'' I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Saturday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four -letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower

Olympic Rounding The Last Turn
So, it's hard to remember all the olympic stuff that has happened since I haven't been blogging it. Let me see if I can remember the things that seemed worth remembering. First, let's give credit to the Chinese for kicking royal ass in men's gymnastics and all the diving. Holy crap their divers are on a different level. I think MTV has ruined American divers forever. I was very happy for Jonathan Horton and Shawn Johnson for winning medals. Shawn finally got her well deserved gold. Alvin and her other brothers will be really pleased! But seriously, she is such a sweet girl and I got choked up a bit watching her parents crying and hugging. Our female gymnasts were pretty awesome. Both the beach volleyball teams made it to the final. I mean, I think they were expected to but it's still nice when people live up to their expectations. On top of that I think Misty May's got one of the nicest hiney's at the Olympics. Ok over to track where the biggest story for me was Lolo Jon

Cue John Williams Theme Music
Last Saturday after Martha and I both came home from work, we had a date night. My calling it that when we were in Oak Park Theater watching “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” with my arm around her seemed to startle Martha a bit, but once she got into the movie, she had a great time! Martha even tried to scare me a couple of times when someone leapt out of the darkness, but I’m cleverer than that, I think. Considering the last time I was in a theatre to see an Indiana Jones movie was with my dad to see “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” nineteen years ago (that’s also the span of time between the two films themselves; in that time, our favorite whip-toting and fedora-wearing archeologist has been a colonel in the OSS, taught at college, gotten older and has family – hey, see the film!), I was amazed at how well the movie stayed true to its roots. Set in 1957, nothing there feels grafted or stereotypical, and I was amazed at some of the humor flowing from and

Always Such Drama
i submitted this to poetry.com some months back i have continually received awards and accolades but is it a scam or should i buy the plaques of the awards this was not one of my best poems while i made it rhyme i had lost the rhythm which both makes it a good poem always such drama its hard to see that i cried the bitterness can subside i can not believe that this can be happening at i am too obsessive you want to be too possessive the girl can not get her breath then it is to be her death but you just make a story you can not have the glory if you smudge the lady you are so mean and shady the heart i feel was my own all i want to do was to go home to hide my face in shame and you it was nothing but a game

Yim Id
seems like my old yim id has been hacked..i cant get in it and i cant reset the password..oh joy... so if u wanna know about my new id let me know. i lost all the ids...so even if u were in my list i cant remember all :(

More Free Nudity
Ok, this is another place I get my regular fix. It's free (though nicer with a free registration) and like my "old stand by" it features regular folk contributing to the site. This time, though, it's video instead of photos. Check out the porn version of youTube, YuVuTu.

The Frozen Hell Train Ride
Come Take A Frozen Hell Ride With Me! Tooot Toooot! Fu-Train Rides Have Finally Frozen Over! I'm Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzzz & I Am Your Captain On This Cold Ass Ride! Rules Are Chillingly Simple ADD/FAN/RATE MEEEE! Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz IS The Promoter & VIP Member OF CWP! & Keith67 Owns Me & I OWN ***TIM***@ fubar You Must Add/Rate/Fan Tappinit~ He's My Co-Captain Tappinit =FuBaron and loyal servant to Her Highness, Linda@ fubar You Must Add/Rate/Fan My Conductor leatherwud@ fubar You Must Add/Rate/Fan My Two Frozen Greeter's Makin Whoopie (¯`♥Măkïn ŴhººPïé♥´¯)Member of~Pirate Levelers~Club United & New Breed Bombers@ fubar ForestRican FØRè§‡_♥_Rî¢ÁÑ ~ ČLÜß FÁR~ Fu Slave to ★☆☆ÐÝÑÁRÎÐËR1325☆☆&@ fubar Also Add/Fan/Rate All On The Frozen Passenger List And Say "Joining The Frozen Hell Train". If Their On Your Friends List Already, Of Course

Soul Mates?!?!?
The Perfect Man "The perfect guy would be, he could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be by her side because life is better with her by his side." Do you ever think that maybe the perfect man is always missing and never to be found? I do. Sometimes I think that the perfect man is a myth, a tale that mothers told their daughters so that they could dream of the perfect prince. When in reality, the perfect man would never truly exist. I mean sure...some women are lucky in love and lucky to have that perfect one for them. So sure there are Perfect Men out there, perfect for the one that he is with. I think that maybe, that when we have yet to be born the perfect one, your soul mate lets say, was chosen for you. If this soul mate was chosen then they do exist. Twin flames, the other half of your soul, the one that was meant to make you the happiest you will ever know, is out there, but where? Could he/she be your neighbor, a friend, or the stranger that you met the other day?

Love
Love means- Spending the rest of your life with the person you love and care about the most. Knowing that the person will do anything for you when needed as you will for him. Love means Being there no matter what happens as you can talk about it and work it out. Love is taking 5 minutes of your time to do something special for the one you love. It's knowing that person will hold you when needed as you would him, serve you a cup of coffee when you are so upset you cant do it. He helps keep your stress levels under control, gives you a massage when you are stressed, offers youa loving hand to hold at all times. It is knowing he is there even in the middle of the night if you have a bad dream and you are there for him also. Its making decisions together, discussing things sharing with each other. Its sitting ona park bench together under the stars, making sure you are safe from all harm showing compassion when needed helps when you least expect it. Lets you know how much you to mean

It's Amazing To Me
Ya know some things will NEVER fail to amaze me! It's been one of those up and down days... Found out some family things that made sense, or rather made A LOT of sense but at the same time just boggled my mind because of whom it came from. See My great uncle is in the hospital, no surprise he's beginning to suffer from the exact thing that most of my family has died from. Let me tell you I swear the hospital must dread my family getting sick! LOL can you POWER STRUGGLE! The siblings posturing over who has the final say, fighting as to whether moving out of the state makes you in some form less "entitled" yadda, yadda, yadda (oh yea it's a BLAST!!!!! regular good old fashioned family "bonding") and the poor hospital staff are tossed into the middle while the attempt to do their jobs! I swear it's just a big game of whoever draws the short stick gets rounds during visiting hours. Me, I just stay out of it! But this time I had company in the form of my aunt... Or rather a woman who

Pay Attention
So here is a copy and paste from fortune magazine. I was a little surprised by this and i think you might be too. We cant just keep waving this shit off and saying ahh fuck it there is nothing i can do, cuz if you dont protect you and yours from this shit we are headed down a pool fast. anyway enugh of that on to the article FORTUNE 500 Current Issue Subscribe to Fortune (Fortune Magazine) -- We made it through the bursting of the Internet bubble and now the bursting of the real estate bubble. Next we may be approaching the end of the most worrisome bubble of all: the standard-of-living bubble. That conclusion comes from the latest data on credit card debt. It's growing fast, but the problem is bigger than that - and to understand what it means, we have to take a few steps back. For the past several years, the average inflation-adjusted total pay of American workers hasn't been increasing. That means we haven't been building a foundation for increases in our livi

Black Or White
Black or White. This is just a color. if your black,white,green or blue, we all have the same color in us and that color is Red. so why cant we get along? beacause in some way or another, we are all connected . it dosnt matter what color we are. black,white,green,or blue. it doesnt matter because we all have the same color in us.. Red by cleon

Wolf Credo
Respect the elders.... Teach the young... Cooperate with the pack Play when you can... Hunt when you must... Rest in between Share your affections... Voice your feelings... Leave your mark. For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf... And the strength of the Wolf is the Pack

Rank Descriptions
Those names in red are in danger of losing their rank if they do not become active. Those in blue are being challenged and those in yellow are currently being investigated, undergoing trial or are in danger of demotion. Legends: ---- & ---- Alpha Male: ---- Alpha Female: ---- Sub-Alphas: ---- Alpha Heirs: ---- Head Pup: ---- Guardian: ---- Beta Male: ---- Beta Female: ---- Gamma Male: ---- Gamma Female: ---- Delta Male: ---- Delta Female: ---- Epsilon Male: ---- Epsilon Female: ---- Zeta Male:---- Zeta Female: ---- Kappa Male: ---- Kappa Female: ---- Warriors: ----, ----, ----, ---- Hunters: ----, ----, ----, ---- Healers: ----, ----, ----, ---- Omega: ---- Rank Descriptions Alphas: [1 of each gender] The main leaders of the pack. They are both mates, and can do near enough anything. Alphas are the only ones that can promote and demote members. They are also the only ones that may declare war, raids or make alliances and enemies. They are the ones that m

????needs Name????
A lone pup Given up? Mom gone in rest, Dad left. Taken and forced to learn life’s lessons alone She was all alone and forlorn. She took everything step by step She escaped when she slept. Soon she met every night at a tree, her prince For she sought to be rinsed. Their love forever tough Weather it be through smooth or rough. A new secret surfaces buried for many purposes. She can't tell because she doesn't know. No one seems to able to hell, tears flow. A stranger come begging to differ, It seems to ease away but then it's stiffer. Following him, hoping to learn But she'd only get a burn. The pup left to fend alone. Only to grow strong. All the knowledge life can offer, No one can seem to want to bother.

Pack Mates For Good
Friends forever in an eternal bond All have grown quite fond! Rubbed off on one another Each one like a brother (or sister) The hardships...They share. The fear...They stare. The challenge...gladly excepted. A threat...easily intercepted. Bonded by friendship and trust. Never fearing to accost. Hardly any rules to abide by, No use trying to be sly. Friend for good, Pack-mates for life, Kin for eternity!

Springing Upon Us (wolf)
Emerald, green, grass sprouts about Trees grow tall, sturdy and plentiful. Flowers spring up glowing and beautiful Life springing upon us. New additions roll about, wrestling Light, slightly humid breezes carry Leaves adrift and weave its way Through the fur of pups. Two lovers lay, parked against a tree. The female sitting, back against it. Her mate resting his head on her lap There love for one another amuses. Plants tickle their fur Fire in his eyes and a burning heart and soul. Life in hers and an uplifting wind. Pinched cheeks glow brightly. He gives her a charming smile, She blushes even more, an ankle band stating clearly who she loves. A tattoo marks him, No belonging just loving. He brings his hand up by her heart He holds a red flower. A gift of compassion and warm heartedness More flowers come to blanket the land. Spring has sprung upon us What else has sprung upon us? The gift of love and life Two wishes come true.

Very Bad Day!!!!
Ok Guys and Gals....today is not a very good day...the laptop I brough a few weeks ago....has died on me and will niether boot-up or re-format so I now have a very heavy paperweight on my hands tha I can't do a darn thing with right now and I think you can say I am just a lil annoyed, so I guess it's back to the shop tomorrow to find out what is going on!!!!, mean while is back to the old lappy for now and it is soooooo slooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ugly Haters
My Peeps, Go check out this UGLY ASS MOONDOG looking ass chick named VIX, this trick here look like the bottom of a turd and has the nerve to downrate. I've seen things on animal planet that look better than her before she go to church. Just one more thing, you don't have an apple bottom, that shit is APPLE SAUCE!!!, You fukkin wit the rite one you bearrilla looking BITCH!

Another Auction
hello my freinds once agian im n an auction.....so far i had three good oweners....and i dont want to stop that..its hosted by boo boo btw show her love too......so come check out what i haveto offer...i up the ante....so come show me luv...and trust u wont regret....im a very good onwee/slave.....so come give me your best offers...or just come chat......lata peeps

The Man Law
Body: The International Council of Man-laws, Ltd. 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. 8. On a road trip, the stronge

Abundant Blessing From Above
My abundant blessing from above Youre more than Ive ever dreamed of How could I ask for more Through you my faith has been restored A true gift from Heaven By your beauty I am overtaken You have opened my eyes Though the past had made them blind My heart no longer needing to hide My walls crumble brick by brick These words I write cant even explain it Never thought it could be so easy I long for the days to pass quickly Until the moment I hear your voice To fill this undeniable void To see the smile on your face That very moment is worth the wait But until that day comes I shall dream of you, my abundant blessing from above

Nastia Got Robbed!
A complete score is now made up of two parts, A and B. The first, the A score, or the start value, is an assigned degree of difficulty.I n this instance, both He and Liukin had the same start value, 7.7. The second part of a score, the B score, is an execution score. Six judges vote. The high and the low are tossed per the rules. Working the numbers That leaves four scores. Those four are averaged. That average becomes the B score. Add the A and B together and you get a complete score. In this instance, both He and Liukin got 16.725. Thus: onto tiebreakers. The first tiebreak is the B score. Here both got the same B score, 9.025. The next tiebreak: the judges drop the next highest deduction. That obviously leaves three judges' scores instead of four -- or to be precise, the marks those three judges gave for deductions. Here, the average of those three judges' deductions for He: .933. For Liukin: .966. Liukin had a greater deduction. Thus she was seco

Live For Today
You live for today like there is no tomorrow u live for tomorrow like there is no today u live ur life like its the end of time because u always want to capture the last moments u may have so if u love someone love them like there is no tomorrow becuase it ma not be so live like tomorrow never comes and live like today doesnt exist and love hard like u have never loved because u might miss out on someone special. The Poet aka Kyle

They Still Do This Shit?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080820/us_nm/usa_schools_punishment_dc Corporal punishment seen rife in U.S. schools By Ed Stoddard Wed Aug 20, 8:53 AM ET More than 200,000 children were hit as punishment in U.S. schools last year and in the South more blacks than whites are struck, two human rights groups said in a report released on Wednesday. Texas accounted for a quarter of the instances of corporal punishment in the 2006-2007 school year, according to the study compiled by Human Rights Watch and the American Civil Liberties Union. The report, titled "A Violent Education: Corporal Punishment of Children in U.S. Public Schools," plays into a debate in America about the effectiveness of corporal punishment and its role in the classroom and home. Twenty-one U.S. states still permit the use of corporal punishment in schools. In Texas and Mississippi children as young as 3 are struck for transgressions as minor as gum chewing, the report says. The punishment often i

Just Passing Threw *muah*
HELLO: My dear sweet friends! I know ~I Know~ It's been ~F O R E V E R~ I was going to write you ALL when it occurred to me: I'm STILL on DIAL UP! So, you'll get my old stand by ... I just wanted to touch base with you and let you know all is well on my side of the screen. I hope it's the same on your side and all those you love are healthy & happy. I've popped on FUBAR a few times although under time constrains, I was unable to say hello (damn dial-up) *gumbles with that thought* I seen you have kept coming bye and leaving me love (which makes me feel so) and I thank you ever so much! My summer has been full and life seems to keep me away from the computer, be it m

Bad News.
Well, my mother's doctor called this morning and wanted to see her today instead of waiting until Monday. It's not good. At all. Apparently if they had tried to help her the other day when she had the cath she would have most likely passed away. This was from the doctor. He sent her over to the hospital for a couple of test, then she goes back Friday for another test. He will then figure out if he can do anything else for her, but said IF he is able to do surgery again this one would be much more complicated than her first surgery 3 years ago. :( She is living on a very thin trickle of blood and even he is surprised she is still alive. The artificial artery has closed up completely. It's of no use now. I am blogging this so I won't have to tell everyone individually and so all of you know what's up if I disappear for a bit. Please keep my mother in your thoughts and prayers.

Called Up Again........
For those of you that dont know I was activated back to active duty here recently and have just got word I will be leaving this Friday....Like 2 days from now. I knew it was coming just didnt know when. I dont know how long I will be gone this time as last time it was only a couple of months but this one may be a bit longer. I dont mind but I just wish they gave me more time to prepare myself in my head. Being there and here are 2 different worlds and unlike here things can get stressful really fast almost everyday. I wont have access to a computer but maybe once every 2 weeks or so. Everyone take care and to the people I have met while on fubar and talk to all the time remember that I will think of all of you often. Jon

Heads Up-- Big Change To Fubar Today....
anyone who's been reading my blogs knows that i've been doing a lot of (crazy?) stuff the last few weeks.. removing the requirements to level, adding salute filters to your profile, etc. in order to help fight off the spammers/scammers who're trying to infest our nice little watering hole, i've been forced to enable something that i've tried to avoid: email verification to post comments, send private message, send shouts, or have html displayed in your profile area. most other sites require you to verify your email address before they even activate your account. i always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and try to keep the site as open as possible... but the spammers/scammers have been abusing it and this is one of the most effective ways to make it harder on them. if you don't know if you've verified your email addres, or if you need to verify it, please go to your profile settings page. under your email address you'll either find a 'Verified' label, or instruct

Please Quit Touching My Boobs...
That's what kept going through my mind during my consult yesterday with Dr. K. Dr. K is a nice enough guy, he actually looks like what I'd imagine a good doctor to look like...asian and he's the right age, not so young that I'm liable to slip and call him Doogie but not so old that I'm afraid he'll shake so bad I'll end up with either misplaced boobs (What do you mean they're BOTH supposed to be on my chest?) or every time I walk I'd hear a rattling because he dropped some hard to pronounce medical equipment in before he sewed me up Raggedy Ann style. Also I read up on his extensive and bragging bio, seen all the before and after photos...twice, the first time to get an idea for his work, the second because I just wanted to look at boobs *rolls eyes* For those who are unaware, the S.F.O.T.W.H.L.H.I.R.D.W. (Stupid f'n operation that will hurt like hell and I really don't want)as I've adoringly nicknamed it is strictly for me to go back to my so wonderful that I quit job of ex

Hottie Pimp Out
LET'S SHOW THESE LADIES LOTS OF LOVE. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM ALL LEVEL. THEY ARE ALL FRIENDS OF MINE AND HAVE SHOWN NOTHING BUT CARING THEY HAVE ALL HELPED ME OUT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND I AM JUST TRYING TO PAY THEM BACK. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW THEM LOTS OF FUBAR LOVE. IF THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH YOU THEY SHOULD BE SO A/F/R THEM, SEND THEM SOME BLING, JUST PLEASE SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVE. PHOENIX NEEDS 11,650,000 POINTS TO MAKE ORACLE ~Phoenix~@ fubar FROZEN MYSTICAL DREAMZZZZ NEEDS 675,000 TO FU-QUEEN Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz IS The Promoter & VIP Member OF CWP! & Keith67 Owns Me & I OWN ***TIM***@ fubar BKRBABE777 NEEDS 1,450,000 TO MAKE GOD MOTHER ~ BkrBabe777 ~@ fubar LIL MISS INNOCENT NEEDS 126,000 TO FUBERLORD *~*Lil MiSs InNoCeNt.*~*@ fubar SPOILEDBABYGIRL NEEDS 315,000 TO HENCHMAN "Spoiledbabygirl"military supporter, fubomber , promoter for forbidden, owner of sexy savior@ fubar VODKAGURL NEEDS 5,405,000 TO DISCIPLE VODKAGURL (s

Kiss Me!!
What the Books have to say about "Kissing".... A kiss triggers a cascade of neural messages and chemicals that transmit tactile sensations, sexual excitement, feelings of closeness, motivation and even euphoria. When we kiss, these neurons, along with those in the tongue and mouth, rocket messages to the brain and body, setting off delightful sensations, intense emotions and physical reactions. Kissing unleashes a cocktail of chemicals that govern human stress, motivation, social bonding and sexual stimulation. Kisses can convey important information about the status and future of a relationship. So much, in fact, that, if a kiss goes bad, it can stop an otherwise promising relationship dead in its tracks. When passion takes a grip, a kiss locks two humans together in an exchange of scents, tastes, textures, secrets and emotions. We kiss in broad daylight and in the dead of night. We give ceremonial kisses, affectionate kisses, Hollywood air kisses, kisses of death and, at lea

Out In The Garden
As the tears fall from my eyes, i step outside to the garden. Where the flowers reach up to the sky - they can feel the rain coming. The birds fly off to dryer ground as the clouds come in too close, my eyes blurry. my ears block out sound as i collapse on the ground like a wilted rose. The thunder roars in the distance, i hear. The air is damp and muggy now. my crying echos, i see my tears - the rain starts coming down. Soaking through my dress and hair, hard it falls, hard it falls, i won't get up as i'm lying thre, though in the distance, it's you that calls. But i won't come inside now. I won't, no matter how hard you try i'll stay out here all my life now, because when it rains nobody can see you cry.

Stupid People
I swear people just don't have any common sense! I'm at work. I have an armful of folders that need to be file. I stroll into the file room and TRIP on a folder that's in the middle of the floor! Hello! What kind of freakin' idiot leaves file folders in the middle of the aisle!? So, I send out a nasty email about this to get a reply...Sorry. That was me. I'll try to be more careful. Be more careful?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Let It Go
Let it go. The smashed word, broken open vow or oath cracked lengthwise. Let it go. It was sworn to go. Let them go. The truthful liars and the false fari friends and the both and neithers. You must let them go. They were sworn to go. Let ALL go. The big small middling, tall bigger really, the biggest and all things. Let all go. So comes love.

Im Up For Auction...own Me Plz!!!
Im up for auction. Please go by and place your bid. Feeling extra generous with the love??? Bid a Happy Hour, VIP or BLING PACKS too! The bigger the bid, the bigger the offer so don’t miss out! Go bid NOW!!! Auction starts Wed 8-20 and ends Thurs 8-28 at 11PM EST. So go get your bids in now!! Click the link below:

Quote For The Day Aug 19
Quote for the day: "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her." So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

Why...
Why do peeps play games, bullshit and lie??? I ask this becaue I am tired of the games and childish behaves that "adults" dish out in the days we all call "life". I mean come on.. if you like someone be honest and forward about... but if you dont hell let them know that too. Dont lie and beat around the bush with... "Oh I like you too"... and "Yeah we can meet and hang out see where it goes from there"... Please!! These lines may work for awhile but as we all know... actions speak louder then words. And well once again in this sad thing we all call "life" I have seen these bull crap lies once more. Peeps say they want honesty and truthfullness... BUT when its given to them... they simply cant handle it and shun the person away... slowly and surely. Now for the reason I am writting this. Well see I have come to like someone VERY much and despite all my efforts to be myself and honestly blunt about things... I feel sadly enough I am being shunned away. Perhaps I maybe wrong but deep

My Love
I see myself,in the midst of time In this moment..you once were mine The soft and gentle touch.. of your soul Deep within..complete and whole This love you feel.is so true to mine Comanding and blind. The purist of this time This love has no boundries. Its uncontained Its all I can do to..just maintain We are forever bound.to become as one For what we have..can never be undone An angel is watching/waiting All the while anticipateing You and I ..in his wings at last Recreating this life of the past My heart is yours.. You know this is true You see it.. you know it..you feel it too © Angel

Follow The Rules If You Drunk Dial Me...geez
Ok, I seem to be getting bunches of drunk dialin calls..now i've been as guilty as the next (Sry Sean) but I found this, who the hell knew there were rules on this!!!! Finally, someone put it writing!!! (Try to read this when your sober, then come back to it when your drunk so you remember what you read!) 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you dont remember it, it didnt happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom Im in McDonalds & theyre playing our song. I love you” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesnt want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you

Sex Survey 08-20-08
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? Sure have, and Man O Man was it amazing! EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes Sir I have EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? yeah, (oh chewbacca, Give it to me!!!) EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? I was pretty Close the other night, it was amazing! DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Before, with other guys, no...But Now, Yes...I love being Held by n0kkie! EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? regrets, I have no regrets...There are things that I know that I shouldn't have done, but I still don't regret it! EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? OMG, with my ex that's all I ever did!!! DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Talk dirty to me! Pull my Hair! EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? I sure Have... EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Isn't that some sort of cheating? No, I havn't! EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yeah, it ended akwardly EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? yeah, I have, didn't get to much in to it though. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURI

Want To Own Me For A Month???
Come one, come all...I'm in BooBoo's auction, come check it out, even if you don't want to own me, at least rate my pic and help BooBoo out...Thanks!!! Here's what I'm offering, all you have to do is click my pic to take you to the page to bid...The auction runs from the 20-28th of Aug....

Fix Yu
When you try your best, but you don't succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse And the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home, And ignite your bones, And I will try to fix you, High up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go But if you never try you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I Tears stream down your face I promise you I will learn from my mistakes Tears stream down your face And I Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you

Poem
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Latre the littel boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he puts in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strenght to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c

Poem
A Poem For You I have cuts so deep in my heart that were made by you By what you say and what you do I don't know what to beleive anymore, I feel like I'm lost You say that you love me and that you want to be with me but at what cost I turned around to to look for you one day Only to realize that my best friend had want away I used to be able to tell you everything Now I'm afairdto tell you anything You have changed I can tell Yet here I sit still going through hell I never get to see you unless you want something or its night No matter what you say it just isn't right All I want is to be truly loved by you But if you can't so me how you feel how am i supposed to know if what you say is true The day that I told you that I loved you I gave my heart away This you should know is true because it beats inside your chest everyday If I loved you more could you cut me just a little slack Or would you trun around and walk away while I stan

Ooops I Did It Again!!!
Im up for auction once again. Please go by and place your bid. Feeling extra generous with the love??? Bid a Happy Hour and own me for 2 months!! Auction starts Wed 8-20 and ends Thurs 8-28 at 11PM EST. So go get your bids in now!! Click the link below:

How Do I Know
Why do I feel as if I will never find The One? I have searched for decades and nothing. Is there really One person out there for everyone? It seems to me that this is not true. And yet I see those that have found that One person. Is it just me? Am I trying too hard? Am I too picky? Am I blind? Did I already find her and let her slip away? Does anyone have an answer to my querie? If so tell me so I will know for sure.

Tips For A Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 min walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It's the ultimate anti-depressant. = 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 mins each day. = 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. = 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.' = 5. Live with the 3 E's Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy. = 6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007. = 7. Make time to practice meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. = 8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6. = 9. Dream more while you are awake. = 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. = 11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts. = 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day. = 13. Clear clutter from you

Think Pink Floyd Is The Most Popular Pink Floyd Tribute Show.
FREE CONCERT 7 to 9 pm FEATURING (THINK PINK FLOYD) AUG. 20, 2008 LANGHORNE COMMUNITY PARK MAPLE AND BELVIEW AVES LANGHORNE PA 19O47 ALL AGES ----WELCOME BRING A LAWN CHAIR (across from langhorne hotel) Sept 6th beef beer and THINK PINK (all ages) North Penn VFW 676 2519 Jenkintown Road Glenside, PA 19038 ******but tickets online http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/38040 Philadelphia based Pink Floyd Cover band, “Think Pink Floyd” is holding a four hour Beef and Beer concert at the North Penn VFW 676 in Glenside Pennsylvania. This show, an all ages event will combine lighting, video and live music as well as unlimited Yuengling, and Miller lite (for those 21+), soda and food for attendies. The North Penn VFW located at 2519 Jenkintown Rd, Glenside, PA 19038 The concert is to be held on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6th, 2008 from 8:00pm to 12:00AM. Tickets are $25.00 and include admission to the show and: Unlimited Yuengling, and Miller lite (21+), Soda, and Cash Bar,

Poem
Untitled When all that surrounds you are secrets and lies. I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, I'll keep your faith when it's gone. The one you should've called was standing here all along. I will take you in my arms and hold you right where you belong. In my dreams you are forever mine. I hope we will last till the end of time. I remember when I met you. I thought to myself I'll never have a chance to show him how my love could be true. But I was wrong and it's all because of you. Now that we are together. I'll do my best to make you happy forever. One day I hope to wear your ring. When that day comes the whole world is going to sing. A house to call our own. A place to make a happy home. I want us to make a bunch of happy memories. Ones that our children can share with their families. I love you and I'm glad you've found that special part. The one that is inside my heart.

Own Me Please Im An Orphan
Hi, I'm in my first auction, and it's being hosted by BooBoo, please drop by and give all teh applicants lots of love especially BooBoo!! So please come and bid on me i dont want to be an orphan anymore.

This Is It!!!
Another Chance to Own my Country Ass....... Yep.....BooBoo has me on the auction block. I can be your fu-slave for an entire month if you have the winning bid. I can assure you that you won't regret owning my Country Ass. Whatever the winning bid is, I promise I will make sure that you get your money's worth. So come on by and place your bid......Hurry.....The auction ends August 28. Thanks & Spanks, Mary

Let Me Love You
Once upon a time, there was a guy who was very much in love with this girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his future doesn't seemed too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualise any future for the both of them, so let's go their own ways there and then... heartbroken, the guy agreed. When he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all these hardwork and with the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company... "You never fail until you stop trying." he always told himself. "I must make it in life!" One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella

Do Me A Fav Please
Please click on the picture then repost I would greatly appreciate it alot or you may copy and paste the link below and repost from there. Thanks again everyone xoxoxoxo Click the picture and hit repost please ...Thx Meowzette@ fubar http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2773824907 "MEEOOW she's smoke'n HOTT!" sexy, sweet and ooo so neat! Meowzette cant be beat stop by and make this kitty puurrr... you don't need a library card to check this chick out just R/F/A/C Meowzette@ fubar while your raping....i mean RATING her pix give her a big hug for me cause she rox my world! xoxox you know you wanna repost this *muah* (repost of original by '})i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ® owned by pebblesinAZ' on '2008-08-20 06:22:01')

Club Far Team Greatness Leveling Pimp Out
This a Leveling Pimp Out for Team Greatness. The members below are needing under 40,000 points to make it to their next level. Let's give them some love and see if we can get them to their next level. There will be a copy of this bulletin in Forsaken Bitch's blogs if you need or want to refer back to it at a later time. shimmygirl13~~Club F.A.R.~~@ fubar 27,473 Points to Rock Star ~fewe~club F.A.R. member@ fubar 23,687 Points to Idol xcon2582 Member of Club F.A.R.@ fubar 18,397 Points to Assassin neca717 member of club F.A.R. barmaid@Lucious Desires@ fubar 21,719 Points to Rock Star "Heart of Fire's FU-ANGEL'S"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S@ fubar 37,856 Points to Insider *~*SwtnSexiiMami*~*Club F.A.R. Member*~*@ fubar 27,548 Points to Ninja Bigchesty Club FAR & BOMBSHELL BOMBSQUAD& F

'seven Dead' In Spain Plane Crash
'Seven dead' in Spain plane crash At least seven people have been killed after a passenger plane swerved off the runway at Madrid airport, Spanish emergency services say. Dozens more people are being treated for injuries, local reports say. The Spanair plane was taking off for Gran Canaria at about 1445 local time, with about 160 people on board. There were reports of a fire in the left engine during take-off. TV footage showed smoke billowing from the craft. Emergency services are attending the scene. Weather conditions in Madrid were fine at the time of the incident. The plane, which was destined for Las Palmas in the Canary Islands, came down during or shortly after take-off, local media say, quoting aviation authorities. It skidded off the runway at terminal four into fields, says the BBC's Steve Kingstone in Madrid. "Spanair regrets to confirm that its flight number JK 5022 from Madrid to Las Palmas de Gran Canarias was involved in an accid

These People Will Rawk Your World!
Thank You For Being A Friend - Andrew Gold I want to thank everyone for helping me level to DISCIPLE last night. If these people aren't your friends, they should be! They're the greatest! Fan, Rate, and Add them! Show them lots of luv! They all deserve it and more! If I've missed anyone, I'm so sorry. My bartab was flying last night! (in no particular order) ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar ~*~♥Sassy♥~*~Proud Owner Of Mike Hubbell~*~Proud Slave to Passionman71~*~Proud Member of Shadow Levelers/Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar Sinful Pleasures * Shadow Leveler * BB Of The Pu$$ycat Playmate Owned By Carrie@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♥♥♫♪@ fubar RevMichelle~FuWife n r/l fiance to Towman1231~Shadow Leveler~Owner at Hendricks Pit Stop~

On September 2nd Ron Paul
On September 2nd Ron Paul's Campaign for Liberty will be hosting the Rally for the Republic. This event is the apex moment of the Freedom Movement. If Aaron was still with us he would surely be one of the headline names attending the event. But in his absence we need to represent for the man that showed us the path to Ron Paul and awoke the nation to the truth of his message. http://rememberrusso.com/Default.aspx?rnd=1914112577 http://thefreedommint.com/

~ Spell For Temperance ~
~ Spell for Temperance ~ If you are concerned about substance abuse or drinking, but don’t believe you are an addict or alcoholic, a spell for temperance (balance, moderation) can be a good choice, and is wise to perform during a waning Moon. On your altar, have representations of the four elements, a piece of amethyst, a symbol of substance use, and a symbol of sobriety (for example, a shot of whiskey and a shot glass full of water). Optional: the Temperance tarot card and a drum or rattle. Ground and center. Pick up each elemental symbol one at a time, saying “I am balanced by [air, fire, water, earth].” Repeat “I am balanced, I am temperate” over and over while drumming, rattling, or clapping your hands. Send power into the amethyst. Drink the water, saying, “I choose this.” Carry the amethyst with you as a temperance charm. Pour out the whiskey near your front door.

Brigit Pendant Brighid
Brigit Pendant Brighid ~ Goddess of Fire, Healing and Smithcraft Pantheon: Celtic Element: Fire,Water Sphere of Influence: Abundance and Fertility Preferred colors: Red, Yellow, Orange, Blue Associated symbol: Eternal Flame, Mantle, Well Animals associated with: White, Red-eared Cow Best day to work with: Friday Best time to work with: Sunrise Strongest around Imbolc Suitable offerings: Fire, Coins, Blackberries Associated Planet: Venus Daughter of the Dagda, another aspect of Danu. Goddess of Fire, fertility, the hearth, and all feminine arts. She is believed to originally been honored as a Sun goddess. She is also associated with healing, physicians, agriculture, inspiration, learning, poetry, divination, prophecy, smithcraft, animal husbandry, occult knowledge. Other aspects of her are Brigid the Physician and Brigid the Smith. She is also the patron of other crafts such as wool-dying, weaving and brewing. A goddess of regeneration and abundance, she was greatly bel

My Desicion!!
so......after about 20 mins of thinking and a weekend of bindge drinkin ..i decided not to delete my fubar, but i dosen't mean imma be on it all the time. ill probally just come and go as i please for now on. in my opinion this site has slowly mainstreamed to and adult version of myspace.chicks whoring thier nsfw, and dumb asses who actually pay to see these photos, because buying hookers or going to a strip club is to hard of a concept for them! the only difference is that 80% of the folks on here only care about leveling up and crap, and they don't care who's toes they step on to get thier much wanted online fame! sad really sad! but im not going to delete my account cause a bunch of people failed at a social life when they was younger so they have to try to make up for it thus they come here. ill just check in on ya'll once in a while and stuff like that. i got big plans and hangin out on fubar isn't one of them. ill just update my profile to get my point across, and hopefully

One More Contest For Models
Media Arrow is Holding a Competition for Models, where the winner is going to be based on Audience votes. The Winner of this modeling Competition is going to win $5000 plus a trip to Vegas. 5 Reasons why Bands, Performers, and Models NEED To be on MediaArrow.com 1.) Free Promotions on TV, Radio, Print and Internet! Build a marketing Monster!. 2.) Constant Exposure to Recording Labels, Producers, and Promoters Looking for the next big thing. 3.) Media Arrow will be hosting many competitions with a chance to win up $20,000. 4.) Opportunity to network with Recording Labels, TV Channels, Modeling Agencies and most importantly YOUR FANS! 5.) Work with Media Arrow in Promotions, Shows, and much much more. Media Arrow is firmly Invited you to be a part of their Family, as at Media Arrow everyone will be a winner. And If you think you have talent, then we will be promoting you, we will be investing money in you. We will take you first at a State Level then N

Skyler!!
Well, I have about 11 more days until I get to see my first grandchild and I can't wait! I wish that my daughters' dad was here to see him with me.RIP!!Daryl.. Kasey and Shane are staying with John and I until Skyler arrives and about 2 wks after so I can help her. I want to help her and give her advise something I didnt get and I want to be best mom and grandma I can be!! NEW UPDATE!! well, there is no room for her this weekend, so she will go back to the doc next wed and then she will go into the hospitol, thursday (9-4).but if she goes into labor on her own that is another story. but we are all on pins and needles waiting for skyler.

Little Black White Girl
I need to write a blog entry so badly it’s nauseating. I may also need to warn you I am out of my ADD medicine so don’t expect me to linger around on one subject for too long before I get… pulled off by another unruly tangent. Already I am getting sucked into this fucking Sex and The City bullcrap on TV. I am so easily distracted, are you? I can’t help but get side tracked when I try to do anything in life which is why I probably don’t stay with the same life plan, each time I recreate myself… or with the same hair color for that matter. Today I got two pairs of pants in the mail off of my Amazon clothing wish list. They rule. The first are some black slacks that I was in dire need of since I never have nice pants and also some really effing cool bell bottom jeans. Now I can go out and have nice time in fancy black pants! Well decent pants. Someone drown me in a pool of shallow piss. I can’t sleep and it’s 7 am on the nose somehow and all I can do it think ab

Game Geek
OK, so I like games. I've been on this one for over a year and yes, I actually pay for it. It's only like $3 a month so it's worth it. Think Risk but with more options and you have Conquer Club. I'm currently a lieutenant, so I can show you the ropes if you're in.

Erik's Bachelor Party
Approximately 4 months ago, I had the honor of joining a friend at his bachelor party, and here is the tally of events + points awarded. We started out at going up to Skip Barber Driving School (I know a guy) to go really fast in Formula One cars like it's goddamn La Mans 24. Then to my bud Frank’s house drinking beers (10 man points) and playing video games (5 man points) eating half a tub of party mix (2 man points) and somehow consuming three pounds of onion dip (15 man points). From there we went to a barbecue place for dinner (20 man points) and filled our bellies with various kinds of meat served to us in heaps (18 man points, 23 double entendre points). One of the attendees bit the inside of his cheek while eating and started bleeding profusely (3 man points (yes, bleeding counts as something manly)) and decided to “cauterize” the wound by taking a huge swig of the bottle of hot sauce that was on the bar (35 man points). Numerous shots (15 man points) and Stella's (5 man p

Book
I'm writing one. I've been working on it for a few weeks. Things are going decent. I decided I'd share a part of it with Fubar since I know no ones on right now to read it. This is paragraph 4 in chapter 14. Thats subject to change. "Autumn was two months old and had to go in for her well baby check up. She looked great. Her weight was right on, her height was right on, but what’s this? Something wasn't right about her head. I thank god that we had a great pediatrician at the time. She took that measuring tape to Autumn’s head and noticed it was just a fraction of an inch too small. It seemed like nothing big, no pun intended. She was just a small baby; she should have a small head right? Just an eighth of an inch too small. All it took was an eighth of an inch to change my life forever. Fuck I hate math."

Med Student Plotted Sex Slave "family"
This is exactly the kind of shit that people see about the bdsm lifestyle and form their opinions assuming that we are all this way. I'm posting this to show that yes these sick bastards are out there but we are NOT all like this. I'm also posting this as a warning to those who tend to get in over their heads with people without taking the time to get to know them. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0819081family1.html

Teh Awesome
Well holy hell in a hand basket Private Pile, I've decided to start my very own blog. WTF is up with a blog anyway and why do we call it that? Couldn't we think of a better word than "blog"? It sounds like an Icelandic piece of architecture or something right? Well party people I'm here to give you a little bit of "teh awesome" as I call it that is me. Yes, in case you haven't caught on, I'm a pilot and a fucking awesome one at that thank you very much and on a personally exciting note, I'd like to give thanks to all the fine people at Mikoyan Aircraft manufacturing for creating my kick ass birthday present. You may all be ex-commies and I'll still be making your major cities disappear in a blinding white flash in the near future but you still rock.

Joke
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart! Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So t he bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful blonde genie is standing before him. I will grant you one wish. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating h

Im Saving For The Spotlight If Youd Like To Help!!!
I would like to be ...before I Disciple (which is 798,000 away yet)but if i start saving now, then i just might have enough before i get there!!! So if you have some extra fu-bucks laying around and would like to help out...i would greatly appreciate it!!!! I rarely ever ask for help, and im not really asking, just letting you know that if you would like to donate, i would accept it!! just click on any of my pics and it will take you to my page.... Thank you in advance....Sassy ~♥Sassy♥~Proud Member of ShadowLevelers/FubarsFlamingHotties/StilettoGirls/Heels&Wheels@ fubar

In Rememberance
R.I.P Thomas, aka Philly Boy. He passed fighting for our country to defend the rights of the Free People all over the world. You will be missed my friend. Dec 13th 2007 As the light faded from your eyes, I can only imagine what you saw Surrounded by a Band of Brothers But in this, there was a tiny flaw. Home, So very far away Friends and Family in a distant land Knowing that they might arrive A Soldier will come knocking, Flag in hand That day has just arrived Parents bravely sit through the news Knowing you fought for your beliefs Protecting the rights of others, and their points of view You're a guiding light for this Country The sacrifice you made is one I will never overlook The blood you spilled defending us For that, you're a Hero, on of many in my book I wish people could just look and see That people like you, and friends before Went willingly for us, this country Always wishing they could give us more. I Salute you in a final Goodbye Kn

Aww Poor Little Man
ok so i have a new stalker , he got his wittle feelings hurt in a mumm and now he is going down my friends list insulting everyone and saying it is from me, as i have been informed by most my friends they know better and are just blocking his lame attempt to make people mad at me , for all of my friends you know this is my only account and i will always use my picture so if you get the little messages from retribution comes you can take it for what it is worth , a crybaby that cant handle things straight forward he has to run to others and insult them

Yahoo Mystery
I am sure that I am not the only one this has happened to; I have someone on my Yahoo list, that I don't remember who they are. I know that I met them on fubar, but the Yahoo name doesn't ring a bell. The profile on Yahoo isn't any help, and the profile picture isn't striking a chord. Should I bite the bullet and admit my total ignorance just to solve the mystery, or just say "Obviously, this person wasn't important enough to me originally, so off to the delete bin you go!" My messenger list does need a good purge, I wish that when you deleted them from your list, it removed you from theirs. One thing I hate is a blast from the past saying hello, and then I have no clue.

Men....
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anyt

Loss Of Food
My daughter went to put some frozen orange juice into the freezer for me yesterday afternoon.....I never checked it after and this morning I went to get waffles for the girls for breakfast and realized that the freezer door was not closed.....Everything was completely thawed out. There was over hundred dollars of food in there :( Don't get me wrong, I know things could have been worse, it just is another set back and hard for me to keep dealing with these negative things happening...I just wish positive things would happen for me...

About Me.
I just wanted all my friends and family know that I am back. I have been gone for a long time. I was hit by a drunk driver and it all most killed me. If you look at me I look the same I just had to get back to myself. I am not going to say everything about it. I have a long time for the court to do what they are going to do to him. I will keep everyone updated on what is going on. I just hope that my friends are still around and I hope to make some new ones. Love ya all Sweet girl.

If Tommorrow
IF TOMMORROW.... If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yes+&=^ays, The good ones and the bad, I thought of all that we shared, And all the fun we had.

Baa 'should Sell Three Airports'
BAA 'should sell three airports' Ownership problems are at the root of poor service, the regulator believes BAA may have to sell three of its seven UK airports because of concerns about its market dominance, the Competition Commission has said. The watchdog is recommending that the airport operator should have to sell two of its three airports in the South East - Heathrow, Gatwick and Stansted. It also believes BAA should not be allowed to continue to own airports in both Glasgow and Edinburgh. BAA said it had "no intention" of selling Heathrow, its largest airport. It described the regulator's verdict as "flawed" and said the forced sale of leading airports would be "counter-productive". FROM THE TODAY PROGRAMME More from Today programme Q&A: Future of British airports Send us your comments Reaction to break-up threat The final decision on the company's future will be taken next April. Ownership concerns Publishing the preliminary find

Ts Fay Pa #19a
800 AM EDT WED AUG 20 2008 ...CENTER OF FAY NEAR CAPE CANAVERAL... A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF JUPITER INLET FLORIDA NORTHWARD TO ALTAMAHA SOUND GEORGIA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF FLAGLER BEACH FLORIDA TO ALTAMAHA SOUND GEORGIA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF ALTAMAHA SOUND TO THE SAVANNAH RIVER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 800 AM EDT...1200Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM FAY WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 28.5 NORTH...LONGITUDE 80.6 WEST OR VERY NEAR CAPE CANAVERAL FLORIDA. FAY IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH NEAR 5 MPH...7 KM/HR...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TODAY. A GRADUAL TURN TOWARD THE NORTHWEST IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS AND FAY IS LIKELY TO REMAIN NEAR OR OVER THE EAST-CENTRAL AND NORTHEASTERN FLORIDA COAST THROUGH THURSD

Song Of The Day - 08/20/08 - Elton John - Street Kids (big Purple Strap On Edition)
Street Kids - Elton John They must have had the whole thing planned There must have been a hundred If we make a stand I think we'll be outnumbered If I'd had the chance Then I could understand Why I'm a juvenile delinquent In an East End gang And if you think you've seen gasoline burning in my eyes Don't be alarmed, tell yourself it's good to be, it's good to be alive It's just another street kid on your tail Running on the wrong side of the rails With my boot lace tie and my hand-me-downs You know I run the toughest bunch this side of town Those street kids making news just being around I've been bottled and been brained Squealers can't be trusted If we fight tonight You can bet we'll all be busted I'd like to break away From the rut I'm in But beggars can't be choosers And I was born to sin Let's hear it for the street kids Making news just being around

Internet Lovers
Internet Lovers There you are so faraway and here I sit everyday we’ve never met, I’ve only seen you’re handsome face on my computer screen I can never kiss your lips so fine I can only touch you with my mind and in my mind you are the best but I can never touch your chest I can never touch the spots that I desire when our encounter has me on fire I can only undress you with my eyes to caress your chest down to your thighs I can’t smell your essence or feel your firmness or in the heat of passion taste your sweetness but no matter what I’m doing or where I am I can turn you on and watch you on my cam honey, on the net you are above all others because my sweet baby we have become internet lovers

Due To My Exes Stupidity!
My youngest daughter came back home to live with me yesterday due to my exes stupidity. He lost the kids to Protective Services once because of his wife, had the wife out of the house and got the kids back. He brings the stupid cunt back into his house and loses the kids to Protective Services again. This time I'm in a big enough house to have custody of my daughter. She came home yesterday, now I have to get her some clothes because she came with only the clothes on her back. GRRRRR, I'll manage though, at least I have my baby home where she belongs!

Ts Fay Pa #19
500 AM EDT WED AUG 20 2008 ...FAY MOVING SLOWLY NORTHWARD ALONG THE EAST COAST OF CENTRAL FLORIDA... ...TROPICAL STORM WARNING EXTENDED NORTHWARD... AT 500 AM EDT...0900 UTC...THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING HAS BEEN EXTENDED NORTHWARD TO ALTAMAHA SOUND GEORGIA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF JUPITER INLET FLORIDA NORTHWARD TO ALTAMAHA SOUND GEORGIA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF FLAGLER BEACH FLORIDA TO ALTAMAHA SOUND GEORGIA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NORTH OF ALTAMAHA SOUND TO THE SAVANNAH RIVER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 AM EDT...0900Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM FAY WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 28.2 NORTH...LONGITUDE 80.6 WEST OR VERY NEAR MELBOURNE FLORIDA AND ABOUT 15 MILES... 20 KM...SOUTH OF CAPE CANAVERAL FLORIDA. FAY IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH NEAR

True Lifestylers
Isn't there anybody real out there anymore? All thse so-called "wanna-be" Doms. People seem to have become too good at reading what the other person wants and mold themselves to become that. I don't want someone who's faking being what they think I want...newsflash! You're usually wrong anyway!! I know what I want. Unfortunately I'm begining to realize it may be all a dream...an unattainable fantasy...

Tired
Something I wrote... Just let me sleep for eternity please, I'm so tired. All the fighting and struggle to live a "normal" everyday life has finally taken a toll on me not only physically but emotionally. I'm tired...of the pain, the disappointment, the loneliness of no one REALLY getting it, not even the ones that claim to know you more than you know yourself. I'm tired of being the warrior, trooper, & whatever else you'd like to call it, I haven't the strength for it anymore....so PLEASE just let me sleep!! This song will have no meaning to those of you that don't know me or my situation but it has AWESOME meaning to me. Please don't message me and ask what is wrong or what you can do to help if you aren't someone I have talked to at least more than a few times I don't want nosy inquiries about what is "wrong" besides nothing is wrong really I just needed to do this for myself to kind of just "get it out of my system" it's my type of therapy I guess, thanks for r

College Finally:)
I finally have gotten enrolled in my colege classes that I had to put on hold in the summer as my husband had knee replacement surgery.I start my first internet class on September 8th. Will not be on fubar as much but will try to check and messages or comments people might have left me each weekend.If anyone really needs to get into contact with me for whatever reason my email address is goddessfantasia69@yahoo.com. Am excited about getting started on my Veterinary Technology degree..Have been working with animals for a long time...Time to go to school and get the title that goes with my job..Love my fubar friends..but most of all love the hotties and the Chief...Later all:)

The Who-baba O'riley
The Who-Baba O'riley Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland Sally ,take my hand Travel south crossland Put out the fire Don't look past my shoulder The exodus is here The happy ones are near Let's get together Before we get much older Teenage wasteland It's only teenage wasteland Teenage wasteland Oh, oh Teenage wasteland They're all wasted!

My First Thought On An Olympic Swim Suit Ban...
Good Morning the Olympics banning swim suits? Oh this was a story that caught my eye. After seeing body’s literally pored into swim suits by both sexes I wondered which one of the Swimmers, Beach Volley Ballers, or even a few Gymnasts’s the Olympic board was banning… A Swimsuit controversy at the Olympics I am all ears, oh and EYES TOO! ( @ ) ~ ( ~~) hmmm my eye drawings might be banned too! BEIJING, Aug 19 (Reuters) - Spain’s synchronized swimmers have been banned from wearing a swimsuit with embedded waterproof lights which they had hoped would give an extra sparkle to their Olympic routine. “It got very sophisticated because obviously the battery doesn’t last long and then we had to look at circuits and interrupters, so we have been working on it around two months with a crack team,” swimmer Andrea Fuentes said. “It looks a bit like Christmas lights,” added the Spaniard, one half of the team that won silver at the last world championships and are favorites for a medal in Beijing

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs On Ratemywow And Paltalk, Brian Regan, Roy Den Hollander, Interns Needed, Jim
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday everyone, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who we seen more of in the recent weeks, getting NAKED in front of their webcams. Let's cut to the chase, shall we? If you want to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, many of whom have no problem being oogled and objectified.... log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Fiesta, we're going to hang with our old amigo, Mr Brian Regan, who is On tour now (click for tickets, you silly geese!). We'll aslo be talking with attorney Roy Den Hollander, who according to the Wall Street Journal, has filed a suit against Columbia in the SDNY for offering women’s studies courses, which he sees as discriminatory toward men. Good-bye Baton Rouge: Unfortunately, the O&A Show will no longer be heard on KRDJ in Baton Rouge/Lafayette... but you don't h

8-20-08
Ya know, there's maybe 2 or 3 people on here I'd do anything for, they always come through no matter what, but I think as for the rest I think I'mma hold back on doing for others for a while, i'm better off doing for strangers not on friends or family that way am not insulted, hurt or bothered when they don't take the time to repost bully's or anything.

After Work Surprise
Finally home, looking forward to seeing her smiling face greeting you at the door. You walk up to the door, open it and come inside. Looking around wondering where she is. Usually she meets you , this time house is very quiet. Looking in the kitchen, not there. Living room, nope nothing. Finally walk into the bedroom a lil bummed, just figuring you'll get a shower and relax till she gets home. As you walk into the bedroom , you still not aware of anything unusual. Out of nowhere you hear " Hey baby " Looking up a bit startled, the image in front of you seems to be even more of a shock. There in front of you is not only the woman you love but another very lovely, curvy dark haired woman. They are both naked, lying side by side. their hands slowly caressing each others bodies and smiling at you. The brunette is very pale, bright blue eyes, soft pink lips. Her hair a mass of dark curls flowing over ivory skin. Full breasts with soft pink nipples, slim waist an

Universal Logic
Every day we wake up not knowing what is in store for us. And every day we continue on our way not knowing where we are headed for most people this is acceptable but for a rare few it is not enough. I recently had a thought that shook me to my foundations and made perfect sense, love is nothing to be chased it is meant for some but not for all. In this thought it occurred that maybe it is health not to know what you want but to know who you really are. For no one knows what the future brings, the only sure thing in life is YOU.

Contemplative Thought
The scent of a woman can bring a man to his knees. So intoxicating and irresistable he has no choice but to obey the primal instincts hidden deep in his soul, hundreds of emotions flow but only one is more than the others.... Desire pours from his every pore from deep inside he knows he wants her and would do anything to be one with her gazing deep onto her eyes....Deep into her soul and that is where he will stay. And that is the scent of a woman.

Have You Ever??
Some lyrics...............(not by me) Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever,have you ever Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal your heart away You'd give anything up to make them feel the same Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start (chorus) Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever,have you ever Have you ever found the one You've dreamed of all your life You'd do just about anything to look into their eyes Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to O

Snow Whites Mission
Snow white was on a mission And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that," "Not there, that is my asshole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gav

I Just Don't Get It
I don't want to sound like some crazed man basher, but I don't get men sometimes.... I have a handful of guys that want to screw me but not one of those guys want anything more than just sex from me.... it's as though I am not good enough to know unless they have a chance to crack the panties... I know that I am not a hottie, and I don't really care about being all hot and sexy, but I am a good person, and I feel that I deserve better... I do not feel that I should take what I can get because I'm not some skinny super model looking woman. I don't ask for alot when it comes to seeking a mate... I want to meet someone honest, caring, someone who doesn't cheat on me every chance they get, someone who actually works... I don't mean a guy who jumps from one job to the next, and so I end up having to support his lazy ass. Where are all the good guys.... I'm talking about the guys that actually want to get to know you.... The guys who after talking to you for five minutes don

Number8
SEX IQ (redo)SexterPlayful and knows what to say, when to say it and how to get what you want! You know what to do in the sack but you lack a bit of passion. You want to just go straight on to the bang!! Slam, bam thank you ma'am! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number7
Master Sex IQ TestA True MasterYou know your anatomy and how to reach the highest levels of ecstasy. The opposite sex quivers at the sound of your voice. Go get some!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number6
Whats Your Sexiest Body Part?ya bootyBOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWERE!!! Sweetie you got plenti of cushin for dat pushin! You no what yu got and your not afraid to show it. To better show off what yu got wear tight jeans, booty shorts, and dem sexi skirts.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number5
How sexually stunning are you?Stunningly SexyYou are insanely full of sexiness. You know what you want & you know just how to get it. Your lover will enjoy how you put them over the edge. Keep up what you're doing, maybe some people could learn a thing or two from your sexy ways.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

The Ego
THE EGO The ego is our sense of self-importance, how we feel about our bodies, our accomplishments and ourselves. Additionally, our occupations help to construct the ego. A healthy ego is well aware of its physical image,personal success and effect upon others. A mature person respects such things and does not flaunt them or abuse them. That person is also very much aware that authentic self-worth is based upon the ability to look beyond one's projected image and the willingness to contribute to something bigger than me. Such selflessness and charity actually nourish a mature person's self worth However, for many of us, the ego is a perpetual 2 year old that screams to be spooned fed with power, prestige and possessions. And fools that we are , we actually waste too much time chained to the ego's high chair trying to entertain and satisfy this spoiled child. We cave in to its temper tantrums and selfishly demand position and recognition. We jockey for center stage and the place of

Number4
What SEX position are you?Doggie!!DAMN! You peoples like it ruff and wild...as that song goes "You and me baby aint nothin' but mamals so it lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel"!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

An Easy 2k???
Go to her page and R/F/A her if she already isn't on your list!! Make sure you tell her SO FRESH sent you when you send her a friend request! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar after your done make sure to PM me that you R/F/A her and you told her SO FRESH sent you! So I can send you your FUBUCKS!! sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ][[[SHADOW LEVELER]]]@ fubar

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner...
*Sigh*...My m.i.l. will be here tomarrow. Need I say more? Nothing like coming back from a trip home to see my family then having reality smack me right in the face! Y'know what would be great? It would be great if she would just come right out and say that the undoubted detest I feel for her is mutal. We both know it to be true but she, somehow, feels the need to take the high road on this one and "pretend" that she actually likes me. It only creates the most tangible tension imaginable when we are in each others presence that one would think, high road or not, this shit is too uncomfortable to manage. I'm just waiting for her to break... It'll happen. One day. Have I mentioned that I am extremely competitive? I was once advised to be polite, courteous, kind to those that treat me with disrespect. As a way of showing how much better I was as a person to be able to take on such abuse with a smile... I'm not so stupid anymore. She increasingly d

[did I Leave Anything Out?]
The great failing of popularity is mediocrity. An underload of overwhelm. Wait, strike that, reverse it. --- Now where was I? Oh, right. I was completely underwhelmed by Warhammer. It was like... well, it was World of Warcraft... every class plays like the WoW rogue, the quest system is completely ADD, and the whimsy and wanton killing... doesn't make up for it. It's an incomplete game kids. The lore book of built in quests and achievements was AWESOME- but... a bad combat system with no class balance (seriously- it was just a button slapper, and you could outdamage a heavy armored melee class with a healer class :P there was no point in roling something that couldn't regenerate- and there was no point in rolling one of those because the combat was uncomplicated and unchallenging, and ... BORING in its hyperspeed and uninventive technique combinations and lack of diverse classes and abilities, naught but a button smasher), a hyper quest system that is NONSTOP ERRANDS

It's All Come Down To This...
Hours of planning left everything perfect, a romantic evening in with the girl he used to, and there’s no denying; it still does love. The food was all cooked; everything looked great, if his timing was right, she’d just be getting off the interstate. Some time went by and she walked threw the door, from the look on her face she never had a candle lit dinner before. Deeply and passionately the scorned lovers kissed, all the time they fought, all the moments they missed, Completed themselves with one romantic embrace, for a moment it felt like they had a clean slate. Over dinner they talked, fantasized and reminisced, as if all time had stopped and they were stuck in a permanent bliss. Dinner was over it was time for dessert, him dressed in her favorite outfit, her in his favorite skirt. Into the bedroom they went and undressed, “let’s put on our song” he would insist. There would be no awkwardness no rustling about, even in such a short time together, they knew one an