Fubar Blog Posts 4

Fury Unleashed.
I just saw this bulletin with some video of a child wanting her dad back from the war. Such a touching story. My problem with it is how we can here the words of a child wanting her father back and that hits us on a emotional level but when we get reports of thousands of innocent child deaths from Afghanistan and Iraq and they are just classified to Americans as "casualties of war" "collateral damage" and "not our problem" this type of shit infuriates me. I can't even hope to cover all the hypocritical bullshit that the bulletin I read covered, would take too long. So I decided to create my own video. It will be set apart from my political views and will just be based apon facts, pictures and videos. And I ain't going to hold back either, some of the pictures I have seen of whole towns bombed by US aircraft killing literally tens of thousands of civilian lives inlcuding woman and children over there is utterly disturbing and will make you cringe. The stories I have heard from my frie

Pregnancy, Estrogen And Women
Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our bab

The Secret Garden (the Seduction Suite) By Barry White F/al B. Sure!, James Ingram And El Debarge
(SPOKEN INTRO) Tell me a secret I don't just wanna know about any secret of yours I wanna know about one special secret Because tonight I want to learn all about The secrets in your garden. (AL B SURE!) I wanna read your mind, Know your deepest feelings I wanna make it right for you. Baby show me, Let me share the mystery, oh. Come on, come on, come on, come on, listen to your heart Tonight make it, alright Come on, come out tonight (JAMES INGRAM) I know a melody that we could sing together I've got the secret key to you Let's make music, harmonizing ecstasy Come on, come on, come on, come on Sing it to me. CHORUS Here in the garden Where temptation feels so right Passion can make you fall For what you feel In the garden, we can make it come alive Ev'ry night oh, woman Your secret garden oh oh yeah in the garden (EL DeBARGE) I need to be with you Let me lay beside you Do what you want me to all night Gonna hold you, ooh baby can I tou

Japanese Down On Breast Feeding And Sex
Remind me not to find my next wife in Japan!! Japan scraps plan to urge breast-feeding A Japanese proposal to urge mothers to breast-feed their babies and sing lullabies to children was scrapped after critics warned it was too intrusive, a news report said. The proposal, which would also have recommended parents limit their children's television viewing and promote age-appropriate morals, was to have been announced Friday by an education reform panel named by the government. But experts and some government officials said the measure was "beyond intrusive," and interfered in people's private lives, Kyodo News agency said Thursday, citing unnamed individuals close to the panel. Japanese breastfeeding rates are much lower than those in other developed countries, according to various studies cited in a 2006 article in the International Breastfeeding Journal. The comparitive studies said in 2000 the full breastfeeding rate in Japan for infants aged 1 to 2 months was 44

A Thought On Aging.....
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork

Amuse Me
So it's a sunny Friday afternoon and I'm having trouble staying focused. So to pass the time, here's a challenge: Amuse me. Tell a funny story Bitch about your boss Flash me Share your favorite picture or graphic Find me a tattoo design (Celtic art) Use your imagination. I'll comment bomb contributors.

Call It What You Want. I Call It Love
In my lust for love and thirst for passion I dreamed of you a thousand times, even kissed your lips a million more, waiting, engaging my perilious pursuit to be loved by you..and yet my search, in vain... In the momentary lapse of busy schedules, I forget that I have loved you even before I met you... The thoughts come again.. and in your absence, my soul softly cries from missing you... Have I met you? Have we crossed paths before? Will we meet again? Do we engage in this silence of wait or burn through the obstacles to find..that all along you were the one.. You were the one..

Fives - (these Are Addictive....i Blame Wt)
Five details about me: I used to be a pretty bad guy. I'm now a good guy, trying to be a great guy... I can play any instrument aside from woodwinds. i think my feet are too big. I would rather drive than be driven. Five details about my appearance right now: Jeans, T-shirt and Sneakers... i should think about shaving... i probably have dark circles under my eyes I'm smiling I need to gain weight... exercise is using too much fuel. Five things I did yesterday: worked ate rode my motortickle talked on my new phone tried to sleep Five memorable things I did in the last year: went to india saw an actual 'holy cow' had a one month $9k credit card bill got promoted hired and fired people Five favorite musicians/singers: yes genesis Peter Gabriel Spock's Beard Imogen Heap Five favorite movies: Duck Soup Alien Underworld Practical Magic The Craft Five things that make me happy: Riding Music Logic - solving pr

Why??
Hey yall Ever notice how you get friends but the never read you bulletins or comment your pix or mail you they add you rate some pix then go away for ever it seems well today this is how I fee so I jus thought I'd tell ya all how I'm feelin on the subject this moring...

Fuck Dating And Fuck You ? Hope Yourok
so last night at work i get this message on my cell from my friend philly saying call me as soon as you can its important its about kris... kriten is my ex and and she philly and i used to be best friends before shestarted dating this chick jessica ...an uber bitch ...well they broke up and kristin is dating sarah now and jessica went to kristens house and beat the shit out of her yesterday... im sooo.. sorry... i know whats its like to have that happen and it hurts so much physically but so much more mentally and i do still want to be your friend even after all thats happened ... you me and philly will always be lot3 bitch hahah and i wear you guys on my wrist for life ... your always with me and im sorry i left and i wish i could make everything better but i cant its all up to what happens now and i hope you understand why philly and i hated jessica so much. we werenmt fucking jelous we just knew she was a cunt .. i love you man and i miss you and i miss the times you and philly and

Attractive Test
Subject: Attractive Test Message: Would you make out with me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Would you sleep with me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Am I attractive? [] Gorgeous [] Hott []Cutie [] Average [] Okay [] Ugly As Fuck! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Name three things you would like to do to me... 1. 2. 3. I look like.. [] A Player [] One Nigh Stand [] Next Boyfriend/Girlfriend [] A Friend [] A friend With Benefits [] A Possibility [] A Fucking Loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Would you rather.. [] Hook Up With Me [] Cuddle With Me [] Date Me [] Friends [] Friends With Benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [ ] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] A Possible Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend With Benefits []

Do You Drive The Way You Shop?? A Retailers Guide To Shopping Part 2
OK well lets see what kind of crazyness we can come up with for todays shopping nightmare. How about this one.. When you are driving down the road and a very large, very quick moving truck is comming right at you do you stop in the middle of the road?? NO you move to the side giving them as much room as you can because you value your life. Same should go when shopping. When you see these poor employees pulling a FULL pallet of Cardboard boxes along and you can actually se the sweat popping out on thier face, I'm betting its not because its 102 outside. Those pallets are very heavy. I'm talking upwards from 5000 lbs. Soooo when you seethem comming at you DONT STOP in front of them. Move to the side or be run down w/o any sympathy. They also can not stop on a dime. Now I understand some may think."I'm the one shopping here. I pay them." well yeah but if they cant get the frieght to the floor you cant buy shit. Next gripe is most stores have stockers who stock overnight when there are

Jack Was About To Marry Jill
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers, " he said. " I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. " I told her, " of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will " Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem. " Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. " Exactly, " replied Jack. " I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that " . Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. " Try these on, " she said, so h

!!
you caught my eye as you walked on by cat snatched my tongue before the words had ever begun memorized as i stare into your eyes i get that feeling inside that reminds me that i am alive i can't help but smile whenever i think about you when you look my way i melt completely through it's the way you walk the way you talk the way everything you say connects with my thoughts don't ask me why don't ask me how all i know is that you busted me out you took my world and turned it upside down you give me such a high feeling i never want to come back down. you shake me up you wake me up you tell me never to give up the way you move, the way you stand the way you look in my eyes and hold my hand

Tax Truth
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bui

My Lovely Doctors....
well i finally got a damn antibotic and finally starting to get over this. also i harrassed my doctor about not getting my birth control filled on time she finally wrote me a new prescription and its been since januaray since i took my last pill. my doctors are real winners let me tell you..... but i'm doing better and its just going to get better..... do i hope so at least....

With You By Tony Terry
Yeah, just like that Ah-ha-ha-ha [Ooh, ooh, ooh] Ooh...hoo...hoo... [Ooh, ooh, ooh] Yeah, yeah When I’m with you, I hear a sound That makes me laugh and smile and sing to you When I’m with you, I feel so free I love that love is going to take control of me When I’m with you It’s for real [It’s for real] What I feel [What I feel] When I’m with you [You], uh-huh When I’m with you, I wonder why People do stop and stare and smile at us When I’m with you, the sun shines my way Baby, our love reflects its rays of light on everyone in the world When I’m with you It’s for real [It’s for real] What I feel [What I feel] When I’m with you [You], Hey, hey, hey Uh-huh [Special touch, a warm embrace] A sweet and tender, your smile, whoa Body warm my heart, so pure Chills when I look, look in your eyes I wonder why People [Do stop] and stare [And stare and smile at us] and smile at us When I’m with you, the sun shines my way Baby, our love reflects its rays

Haven't Posted One Of These In Awhile
Now I used to post a fair amount of news of the weird stories from time to time and it recently occurred to me that I hadn't done so in awhile. So, without further ado I present to you not one but two news of the weird stories. Enjoy! In Neustrelitz, Germany, police called a stolen cell phone and told the guy who answered that he'd won some free beer. According to the Portland Oregonian, the alleged thief happily gave them his address so they could drop off the beer. An arrest quickly followed. Then there is the fellow in Minnesota who was stabbed nine times but couldn't identify his assailants to police because he slept through the whole thing. According to the Winona Daily News, the 23-year-old victim became aware of his injuries only when his girlfriend saw he was covered in blood. He will recover.

Your Home !very Soon Love
From the moment I saw the first picture of you Tomaran I knew there was something about you.I couldn't explain it to myself but when I looked at the very first picture of you I felt something stir within me sounds corny and like a after thought of knowing what I know now but not true.I'm sure anyone that crosses your path Tomaran sense that your special I can be sure of that but in the moment I saw you with my own eyes I came back often and every time the same thing happened I sat there looking trying to find the words to explain to myself what the hell it was I was felling and why.Of course there was attraction your a handsome bloke :) But it went beyond that. Then you started to drop me comments and well the interaction beyond wonderful ,I was wowed by your cleverness and intrigued by your savvy.So it was a cat and mouse thing and I knew if anyone was to play it you'd be the one to get it just right.How did I know this because I knew Tomaran from the first interaction deep down

Erotica: Strip Poker
For years I had tried to convince my wife and her best friend Megan to play strip poker. Honestly all I ever really hoped for was to get a look at her boobs and maybe panties, but nothing could prepared me for what happened last night. We had been sitting around talking and just hanging out when I jokingly asked if they wanted to play strip poker. I saw my wife, Ann give Megan a look and both smirked, and then they both said they would play. I had waited so long to hear them agree to play I almost didn't believe it at first but a few minutes later we were sitting on the floor Ann was dealing and I was as excited as I had ever been. We all agreed that whoever won the hand got to keep their clothing and the two losers had to remove 1 item of clothing. The first few hands were boring, a sock here, a belt there but soon we were getting down to the nitty gritty. Ann won the next hand and Megan and I had to take something off, I removed my shirt and Megan did the same. I have to say I

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T- shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one su

Personallity Test
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ENFP) Your personality type is enthusiastic, giving, cautious, and loyal. Only about 8% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 6% of all men You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Somethiong To Think About
OK everyone, this is my first blog ever, so i hope i do this right lol. Ok everyone is always talking about the war on terror, and how important it is for us to fight it. I can understand that to the fullest degree and i support our troops 100%. I was in the military myself, but what i do not understand is this...our military intelligence divisions, two words that go against each other all the time, know exactly were the terrorist training camps are at. They also know where all the key players are at. If terrorists are truely the target of our fighting men and womens objectives then send them to those areas of the world, let then do what they were trained to do, and bring them home. I do not know about anyone else out there, but i have lost 14 good friends in this "war on terror" and i say enough is enough. Hell if it was up to me, i would let the people in the middle east solve there own problems and take care of the problems here at home first. how can the government sit there and s

New Pic's And Video's Of My Girlfriend :-)
I just updated my site (www.thickcaramel.com), with pic's and video's of one of my girlfriends', Lil Nilla. So please check her out on my site. Don't forget about my contest going on from my last blog. The first 100 people to join by 8pm tonight will get a special live web show of me and Lil Nilla messin and sexin with each other tonight at 8pm. So join now!!! Love you all -Thick

Probly Doesn't Matter!
Did you ever notice: When you ask people to respond, they never do! Do you know how many getting to know you things or how would you answer this things I've filled out in the last 3 months!! And no one does them for me. What's the hell....anyway, just needed to blow off some steam.

This Guy Can Wave Goodbye To Driving. . .well No, I Guess He Can't. . .
Armless, One-Legged Driver Leads Chase May 10, 6:19 PM (ET) NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) - Authorities were led on a high speed vehicle chase by an armless, one-legged man, and they said this wasn't the first time the 40-year-old eluded police. Michael Francis Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He spent time in prison for kicking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper after an accident in 1996. He led police on a 120 mph chase in 1998. On Tuesday, Wiley sped off in a Ford Explorer when police approached him at a convenience store, New Port Richey police Capt. Darryl Garman said. Officers pursued, but called off the chase after eight minutes because they did not want to put others in danger, Garman said. Wiley was arrested the next day on charges of fleeing from police and habitually driving without a license. He also is awaiting trial on separate drug charges and traffic violations. He faces up to five years in

Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies
Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies Twelve cookies, one pound of chocolate chips -- a good ratio for any chocoholic. Whip up a batch for Mom, or beg the gang to make some for you. Happy Mother's Day! Credit: Big Fat Cookies by Elinor Klivans Servings: 12 huge cookies Ingredients: * 2 2/3 cups (16 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips * 1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, slightly softened (for about 30 minutes) * 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar * 1/4 cup granulated sugar * 1 large cold egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: Position a rack in the middle of the oven. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Put 2/3 cup (4 ounces) of the chocolate chips in a heatproof container or the top of a double boiler and place it over, but not touching

"haunted"
"Haunted" Long lost words whisper slowly to me Still can't find what keeps me here When all this time I've been so hollow inside I know you're still there Watching me, wanting me I can feel you pull me down Fearing you, loving you I won't let you pull me down Hunting you, I can smell you - alive Your heart pounding in my head Watching me, wanting me I can feel you pull me down Saving me, raping me, watching me Watching me, wanting me I can feel you pull me down Fearing you... loving you I won't let you pull me down

Assuming Room Temperature
To: All EMS Personnel From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from several emergency rooms that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following. 1) Cardiac patients should not be referred to as suffering from MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again). 2) Stroke patients are NOT "Charlie Carrots." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP(Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state. 3) Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to shit), FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or "hamburger helper." Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration syndrome." 4) HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals

Bored And Single Wut A Combo!
yes it is friday night . i am single, bored, and at home watching tv. wow impressive right. so what does a woman of my age and looks have to do to get a dinner and a movie beside the frozen food department at groccery store and finding nemo in the dvd player on a friday night? huh? i mean this is getting old and i would really like someone to go out with but even if i had someone i have no clue where to freakin go. i live in a 1 horse town and my horse done died and was made into the glue that holds the stamp on the bills envelope long time ago. geeesssshhhh. i swear being a NUN has to be more fun than this at least they get to wear a habit and make fun of the pope in a dress. now i am done venting i go back to my corner.

Questions For Thought And Reflection
Below are some questions for thought and reflection. I am focusing on the prevailing view that man is ultimately just a collection of material or physical stuff. These are off the cuff questions, so this will be a work in process. Hopefully you will have some fun with these. [1] Ever wonder how non-living "material stuff" can somehow become organized and eventually turn into rational, moral, volitional, and self-conscious human beings apart from any personal agent guiding the process? [2] Ever wonder how non-life can turn into life simply by the laws of physics and chemistry but where the process was purposeless and didn't have the "end result" or "final goal" in mind? [3] Ever wonder how "material stuff" which is subject to physical laws in a supposed deterministic fashion, can produce beings that have a sense of volition, freedom, and purposefulness? [4] Is an "idea" of a thing, ultimately the same as a physical thing? If not, then what IS an idea? Where do "ideas" com

Newest Update On Amy
Thank you all for the prayers and support you have shown me and my family. My sister Amy Is awake and talking. She is still weak but I feel that the fact that she woke up and is talking is a good sign. She still has a way to go before we will know for sure the outcome but I have faith and hope that all the prayers for her did help. Thank you so much for your prayers.

Lost
Lost Empty is now the way of my life Nothing moving,days of endless night The soul dies a bit at a time But all i hear is that I'll be fine. Does love die within if it's not used Will betterness be my only fuse? A life of pain dulled by drink No emotions.I try not to think. A woman you meet,you know is the one But distance, and mistrust make it undone So then comes the drinking,sex,and lies neither trusting,neither tries Running on empty..my love fades away At least thats my statement,what I must say What must I do to end all my pain I think all I feel will end up in vain She says that she loves me,should I believe Too much has happened,so much in between. Then she says she feels for another It tears at my gut like a jilted lover All i want is her by my side Everything to her i would confide My lifeforce,my love,my endless soul Only with you do I want to grow old You had my soul,my love from the

To All The Guys That Live Close To Me
TO ALL THE GUYS THAT LIVE CLOSE TO ME..U ALL HAVE TO STOP U CALL ME TO SET UP A DATE WITH ME....THEN TURN AROUND NOT SHOW UP OR STAND ME UP......I HATE THAT SHIT IF U DO WANT A DATE EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP IM NOT INTO GAMES....I DONT PLAY GAMES WITH KIDS............AND ANOTHER THING DONT TELL ME UR COMING DOWN AND REALLY UR JUST TEASING I HATE THAT TOO IM TO OLD TO PLAY GAMES.....SO PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS....OR PUT UP OR SHUT UP...JUST LEAVE ME ALONE......NP.....I HAVE ALOT OF OTHER GUYS AFTER ME.......and whoever read this dont like it to bad...this is me.....i dont get mad i get even

Offline For A Few Weeks
I'm taking off soon, I'll be in Germany then Denver for a few weeks before coming back here. I don't know how often I'll be able to get online but best of luck to all of you and catch you soon I'm out!!! W00T!!!

If I Was Your Girlfriend....
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want me to hold you? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)Would u let me take you anywhere special? 6.)If I was sick... what would you do? 7.)If we had ...what would you do afterwards? 8.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 9.)Would you tell me? 10.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 12.)Would you go to the club with me? 13.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 14.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 15.)If a guy/gurl tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 16.)Would you give me your myspace password? 17.)If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 18.)If I said I loved you would you say it back? 19.) How good do i look from 1-10? 20.)Ho

Your Freak
Been called a freak and maybe its true but there's so many things with you I'd do go into detail and you might get the chance to share with me a night of naughty romance I'll meet you tonight in a secluded spot and the moment that we touch thing will get hot now in your arms there's not a moment to waste i want to feel our hearts and bodies embrace biting and scratching is part of the game had no one told ya that pleasure is pain? dont take it slow but dont make it end hop onto the back and take me for a spin tossing and pulling and putting up a fight leads to early mornings from starts of late nights not long after we get done, we're through I'm climbing back on top for round number 2..

Stripper........................................please Repost
Now as cold as this may sound,people have gotten a little lazy these days. I mean how hard is it to fan and rate prior to putting in a request? Is clicking add friend that exhausting or is typing in the word "HI"? Hmmmmm Here is how this works,if you expect me to fan and rate you feel free to do the same instead of asking me in your friend request message to rate,fan and rate your pix to give you points Well I'm not lazy and I am more than willing to put in the effort to delete those lazy people. If you're on my list and you are not my fan yet or you have not rated my profile do me a favor and do so now. I don't have to waste my weekend on people who wasted their time putting in a friend request. NO FAN NO RATE!!!THEN NO FRIENDS Sooooooooo with that being said, I hope you have an amazing weekend. HUGS and much love WildCat

When And Where
Kiss me: under the stars under the eyes of my elders in the woods in the backseat on the couch on the floor walk through the dirt barefoot walk through my room and be dirty on the weekend after my homework after school in the parking lot in the movie theater in the movie theater lobby alone at the track meet behind the bleachers on my doorstep wherever whenever

Blanket It The Night
Wrapped up in a blanket, Beneath a spring night, Touching you so softly, And holding you so tight Kissing your whole body, In a blanket in the park, Nothing but the moon and the stars, And you and me in the dark We started by talking dirty, As we both are turned on, The feelings grow intensely, As the movement comes on strong You sit on top of me, And ride me into the night, Me inside of you, Nothings been so right Feeling you close to my body, Emotion flowing through me, Breathing harder and harder, Love so easy to see These two souls have connected , And formed a puzzle piece of love, Wrapped in the arms of eachother, With blessings from up above

Godsmack - Serenity
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And how

Wow I Actually Had A Good Day......
I am in utter shock. I have had a great birthday. I got shown a lot of love on here and really appreciate it. I got several gifts from friends around here and my exes mom even called me to tell me happy birthday. Yeah I almost had a heart attack when it was her voice on the other end of the line. But the best news of the ay was that I was accepted into a college and now I can start getting mine and my kids lives togather. What more could you ask for on your bday. Take care all be safe and I am goin to party talk to you all soon.

My Son
I have a son that was born 2 months early. He has been through so much in his little life time. He is not even two and has spend a total of 4 weeks in the hospital. He has been through so much testing and so many procedures. I took him to the doctor and he is still not where he is suppose to be with his height and weight so he will be seeing more specialist to see what they can do....They are thinking about hormome treatments. Please keep my son Dylan in your prays....

Mother's Day
To Someone so sweet To Someone So True To Someone who is just like you To someone I love as much as you, I just wanted to say... Late at night while I sleep I dream about all the things All the things youâ??ve done for me Sometimes I wish upon a star To be as great, for once, as you are And even though I know Know that I will have to wait I still wonder if I can be as great And on this day, May 13th, 2007 I wonder if when you go to heaven If all the children there will see you See you for who you are You are a wonderful mother, A friend, a daughter The light that guides the way I Love You, Mom Happy Motherâ??s Day

I Love New York 2
ok so i watched her on flav's show and how she got dissed there...then i watched i love new york and once again her ass got dissed there...NOW they go and do yet another stupid show with her on it and you have all these damn stupid men on the net around the world trying to be on the damn show! now tell me something.....is it just to be on tv or do you all find her attractive? cuz i dont think she is all that pretty, and not cuz she is thin and rich..i just dont know what all the hype is about....i have friends on my list sending out all these damn bulletins about go vote for me on the i love new york 2 website...hell no i will not go and vote for you!!!! you gonna look like a stupid fool if your ass actually gets on there and then she downgrades you in front of the entire world!!!! and what do you honestly think will come out of any of it? i just think its all stupid!

Just Some Random Thoughts From My Head!
You hold my bleeding heart In the palm of your hand And try as I might I can't make you understand You have this power over me So why don't you just set me free Caught inside your cast iron grip It's like a fucking acid trip Crush me, break me, rape my soul Why can't you just leave me whole I'm dying from the outside in Cast a smile in the right direction Catch the eye of your own reflection Caught in a world of misconception Flaunting all your indiscretions Slipping slowly further down Spin the world till all have drowned Battered, bruised, broken, bound Not quite lost but never found I feel so lost and lonely Never knowing whether I'm coming or going My soul is empty and broken I long to leave the eternal hell that surrounds me To fill the void deep within me Yet it seems so impossible Will I always be trapped here in this madness Will there ever be an end to my sadness You slither around inside of me Searching for the better

When Love And Death Embrace
may 11th, 2007 6:50 pm when love and death embrace,,,, Current mood: sad when love and death embrace.... its the title of song by HIM, and yet it tell the story of my blog here today. my friend nell, has a daughter whos name is Ivory, and turned one on May 9th 2007. She turned one. This was also the same day a good man died, and I will miss him very dearly. I had just found out today though that he had passed. His name was Marcus Meis, but everyone called him Wayne. He was 68 years old. He died in his sleep at a Hopsice facility, where his daughert, Candace Lee, vivisted him faithfully and stayed by his side. She is one of my best friends, and is suffering. At the same time I was so happy for my Friend Nell because she was celebrating a milestone in her life, her daughters 1st birthday, and those are truly special. One of the most important moments in anyone life. the day you are born, your fist steps, words, walking, first birthdays, and everything else, and then the

I Have Seen Heaven
I have seen Heaven in the sparkle of her eyes for a moment in her presence my love I can't disguise I have seen Heaven and felt it in her touch I have swallowed all the passion and never I have wanted her so much I have seen Heaven and danced with Angels therein I have tasted her beauty in a place where time never ends Dear Father Is this place real? Can I honestly trust the emotions that I feel? I have seen Heaven and I know paradise does exist even in this fool's errand it's her love that I can't resist I have seen Heaven and when I leave this plane I'll embrace the notion and know that love is more than a name...... Bryant.

Let Me Here That Sound!!!!
I know this is very sad. But everyone stop by and rate my stash. If you rate everything...I will by you a lil gift. And do my best to return all the luv. It may take me awhile...but I will. Thanks so much.

Boat Owners!
There was two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapitadet boat, It just happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John, said, I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible. Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten, old thing from the begining. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big whole in the front, Too. Every time I used her, The hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle".. The Old Woman fainted! Now thats Funny!

Family Tree
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Sooooooo
we got the place :) and ...to just top it all off..i get to see my daddy again :) He's coming in, in early June for a couple days :) ty ty ty ty ty i haven't been this happy in a year however we move in tuesday heh

The Undertaker (renholder Mix)
The Undertaker (Renholder Mix) by Puscifer album: Thank you for making me feel like I am guilty Making it easy to murder your sweet memory You were way out of line Went and turned it all around on me again How can I not smell your lie Through the smoke and arrogance? But now I know So you will not get away with it again I'm distant in those hollow eyes For I have reached my end So Thank you for making me feel like I am guilty Making it easy to murder your sweet memory Before I go, tell me Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be? Either way, I must say good bye You're dead to me So I Thank you for making me feel like I am guilty Making it easy to murder your sweet memory I'm severing the heart, then I'm leaving your corpse behind Not dead, but soon to be, though I won't be the one who killed you I'll just leave that up to you 'Cause I'm not gonna be here to revive you I'm not gonna be here to revive you I'm not gonna be here to revive

Mothers Day
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u. FOR MY MOM WHOM I MISS GOD BLESS U MOM (JULY 30 05) HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

My 1st Contest
Im in a " " Contest ... please if you get a chance stop by and show me some Love !! xoxo Just click on the picture below and COMMENT bomb !! This just started 5/11 and goes for 2 weeks ! Thank you in advance for all your love , support and votes !! But best of all .. thank you for being a friend !! I love each and everyone of ya's !

Bb's Gettin Big!
Well, I am hand rearing a baby kitten right now and he has nearly doubled in size in a week. That's good I am told. So far keeping him warm, clean, fed and loved are no problem. It's pretty easy but still time consuming. My allergies are not as bad as they were at first. In fact I think he's giving me immunities to them!! LOL. He's a good kitten and very playful and energetic. He loves to just get lost in and dangle from my hair. He eats really good. He climbs up the couch to get to me. The dog still looks at him like he wants to eat him, but, I don't think he would dare try. I'm gonna consider this my online journal about his first few weeks. So, if you don't wanna read boring blogs, then, ya might wanna find someone else's to view. Just warning peeps in advance. Focus on the Positive, Accept the negative but ALWAYS be REAL!

To Those Who Has Lost A Loved One Or Friend To War!
Just remember that they gave their lives to give us our freedom, and to fight for what is ours. My step-brother who I have never met is fighting this war that we are having now and I hope with God's good grace that he will make it home safely so maybe one day I will get to meet him. I have no way of finding out where he is station at. All I have is a name. But I pray each day that God will let us met. How do you care for someone that you have never met but was told that he is your brother. I have no clue but I can tell you this much is true. I do care and I don't even know him at all.

In The Heart
The hardest thing to do in life is let go and loose someone you love. To love is to live, to live is to love and to care is to love even with doubt. To doubt oneself is to almost shout out. To scream is to shout, to break the state of silence, yet alas to break ones heart is more then a lack of love. Its a state of screaming inside yourself, when the world will not give you help. To repeat the same dreams must be a clue, a clue that something you saw has now missed you. You never were close to it as you've wanted to be, to touch it even in dreams is not even worth it to me. To touch and to wake, your dream world will but shake and then break. The clock'll tell you how much time you did take, how long did it last between last night and when it faded away? Do I know? Do I remember? The image and the repeat has burnt itself into my mind today. Did I miss something or am I not blind? Why did I not speak up sooner? Why did you run and hide? These answers might be inside. If you love

The Child I Knew,and The Man He Came To Be.
He was born into a world that was going to show him so much pain.He had no idea what was to come,but he endured the hardships.He fought every day of his life,only to survive.He was born into a reputation that was made for the family name,by his brothers and father,not to mention his uncle as well.A year of his life he remembers all to well,was the year that there was no food in the house.No money to get food,and no help in sight.A wandering old man,who had also had his share of hard times,came to him.He showed him a way to survive,no dignity was offered here.Only a way to survive,so that the family didn't starve.He showed him where they threw food out,a waste if you ask me,but never the less,they ate.Digging in the dumpsters to find food,is not a way some one should live.He was molested for four years straight,afraid to tell any one,for he didn't want his family to get hurt or worse.He suffered for the distorted fantasy of a sick man,who only chose him because he was seen as easy prey.

> Are You A Democrat, Republican Or Texan?
2007 20:38:56 +0000 > > Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan? > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > The answer can be found by posing the following > question: > > You're walking down a deserted street with your > wife and two small children. > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, > and charges at you. > > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. > > What do you do? > ........................................................... > > Democrat's Answer: > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to > attack? > Could we run away? > What does my wife think? > What about the kids? > What does the law say about this situation

Why Masturbate?
Why Masturbate? Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun. Because masturbation proclaims that sex is good in, by, and for itself. Because masturbation makes you a better lover. Because you can have more sex more often. Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright. Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex. Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love. Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast overgrowths for women. Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout. Because each person is their own best lover. Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot. Because masturbation increases sexual awareness

It's So True*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14.

.today.
so. so. tired. i could fall asleep right now... cept its only 8:30 can we say loser? so ya no to that. took Monkey to the peds. hour n a half wait lost chart 5 shots she has 'severe allergies' hence the reason she snores n she's always snotty n just generally 'meh' so el gato has gotta go *sniff* then we went to Carl's. i should know better eating all that fried over processed crap makes me feel like crap. then we went to target got some shirts pair of champ runners which will come in uber handy cuz my old ones... are just...they crinkle when i walk i effin hate that y0. so. after i get back from peds and before we go to Carls we stop home to snag the girls and they tell me 'we have no water' all scared like they did it. so i check all the faucets... and nothing so i figure the office is being... the fuckshits they are... and are fixing shit n didnt bother to tell me we get home... still no water. *raises eyebrow* i call Sherri nope. s

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Miss Child
Home About Us Supporters Training Site Search News & Events View Poster Case Handled By: National Center for Missing & Exploited Children DONOVAN ROY REVANDER Case Type: Family Abduction DOB: Nov 3, 2001 Sex: Male Missing Date: Mar 24, 2007 Race: White Age Now: 5 Height: 3'10" (117 cm) Missing City: KALISPELL Weight: 56 lbs (25 kg) Missing State : MT Hair Color: Brown Missing Country: United States Eye Color: Brown Case Number: NCMC1068154 Circumstances: Donovan and Indigo were abducted by their non-custodial mother, Valerie Dunkle, on March 24, 2007. A felony warrant was issued for the abductor on April 24, 2007. They may still be in the local area or they may travel to Reno, Nevada or Seattle, Washington. When Indigo was last seen, her hair was dyed auburn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Associated Children INDIGO VIOLA REVANDER Missing from:

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For Some One
Coming Home... How simple my life is now you are here, How I cherish each breath, How I crave the light and laughter you have brought me. I have fallen in love without taking a step, Fallen into the sweetest of dreams, How I hope no one wakes me. The simplest gesture wraps itself around my heart, Where I will hold it forever. Each time we say goodbye a part of me weeps, Though I know it is not forever To my aching soul it is an eternity. I see my happiness shine in your eyes, Every time you hold my hand my heart skips a beat. How sweet life is to be yours; How meaningless life is without you. They know nothing of the loneliness before you Nothing of the empty tears I cried day after day, How did you do it, I ask myself, How did you banish the fear, the darkness? You have made me see that nothing is that bad, That I am strong and worthy of happiness, You have saved me from myself. Everyday I wake up and smile to myself Knowing you are waiting for me, Kno

Something Id Like To Share With You...
i dont really share much about who i am or what i am unless i know you and i trust you, but i feel like i have to share this right now. when i was 14, the first time i fell in love, her name was sarah, we hung out all the time, it was something else... but, she was also addicted to heroin, and when me and her got together, i vowed to her mom that i would get her off of it. and i did, for a few months, i went to rehab with her, made sure she took her medicine to help.... had her cleaned up. one day we were getting ready at my friends house for a party, i left her in the bedroom for 15 minutes to help my friend in the backyard with the beer and ect... well when i came back, she was slumped over on the bed... with the needle in her arm, her eyes glassy, the vision so vivid in my mind today... she died in my arms on the way to the ER... 15 years old, drug overdose... her mom blamed me said it was my fault cuz i was going to get her off of it, and that i was a failure, and i wasnt allow

The Vanishing
HERE is where ill hide my heart,far away from prying eyes thereiswhere my soul lays bare deafened to your sacred cries everywhere is the seeds of violence i have sown nowhere is the place i hideand im here now and im all alone

~* He Shows Me *~
He shows me he loves me with the little things that he does with just the simple words and the kind things that make me go awww and melt over and over again. I cant get over how much this one person has change my life. Into loveing so much and fighting for everything that means something to him and i right down to the last thing that may mean nothing to someone else but means the world to him and I. I have to say he is one truely honest man he takes me in his arms and shows me all the love that he could ever show me... and also shows me with the little things that he does just small phone calls that we do for each other to say hey hope ur doing ok and i love u and talk to you later. Nothing is more sweeter than two people loveing each other so much that they share everything and anything with each other with complete open and honesty....True love is a wonderful thing and if u can grab a hold of it never let it go for its a wonderful things that everyone should get a chance at. Im clos

One Foot....advantage !!!
A man lost one leg below the knee in an accident. He replaced with a good artificial limb and could soon walk without a limp. Now the problem was findin a girl... someone, who would only have sex with him after marriage as he didn't want to inform her about the missing leg... He finally found one, and married her but did not tell the girl or her parents about the missing leg. At night the girl found out that her husband had only one leg. She was very upset. When the man went to the loo, she called home and her mother answered the phone and she started sobbing. He has got only one foot Ma...... The mother pacified her and calmed her.... You should actually be very happy dear..... Your father has got only six inches....

The Insenstive Ventriloquist
The Insensitive Ventriloquist A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, you jerk! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being?" "It's morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential, because you and your Neanderthal brethren continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs." "You are a pathetic, misogynistic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with mod

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I can feel it start to slip away The thunderhead blackening my day A silverlining hanging like a thread All those lost songs ringing in my head Just a chirpy giant smiling like a fool Can not see the crush you bring just by being you Bittersweet time is now At her feet I ask myself how Isolated in my mind's eye Suffocated by the rising tide Sleep with that smile, in closets safe from grief Waking up before the dawn just to hear you speak On your tongue you give life freely Blind to the effect you bring daily When words run out and my soul goes dry Would you send the rain to wash away my sight

Mathematical Viewpoint
Life from a strictly mathematical viewpoint..., it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are g iving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E ! 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowl

Duck Hunting
> Duck Hunting > > > > Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog > out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any > ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." > > > > So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. > Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out > there." > > > > Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" > > > > Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back > he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are > only two ducks out there!" > > > > Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If y ou want, > you can get one from him, too." > > > > So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend > Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, then tells > it t

Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA : Only in America ....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara

Another Episode In Washington Dc
WELL MOST OF YOU KNOW WHERE I WORK....SO YOU MIGHT FIND THIS AMUSING. ALLY AND THE KIDS GOT A BIG KICK OUT OF THIS. ON OUR VISIT TO THE PENTAGON THE TOUR GUIDE TOLD US THAT THE ADULTS NEEDED TWO FORMS OF ID. ONE HAD TO BE A PICTURE ID. WELL I HAD MY DRIVERS LICENSE AND I DECIDED TO TAKE MY CAMDEN POLICE DEPARTMENT ID. BOTH HAD MY PICTURE ON IT SO I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT. WELL THIS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS GUY (I'M A SUCKER FOR OUR SOLDIERS ANYWAY) CHECKS OUR ID. HE LOOKS AT MINE FOR A MINUTE AND THEN LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "MA'AM ARE YOU ARMED". I THOUGHT ALLY WAS GONNA DIE. I SAID "NO...NO I'M JUST A DISPATCHER" HE SAID " JUST CHECKING". HEY CAN YOU IMAGINE MY RESPONSE IF THE KIDS HADN'T BEEN THERE. ANYWAY I WAS IN HEAVEN ONCE INSIDE...NOTHING BUT SOLDIERS IN UNIFORM AND WE HAD TWO VERY NICE LOOKING ONES GIVING US THE TOUR. SO YA'LL KNOW I WAS DROOLING THE WHOLE TIME. ANYWAY, IT WAS AMAZING . WE WENT TO THE WING THAT THE PLANE HIT AND THE HALL THAT IT ACTUALLY LANDED IN. THEY HAVE A MEMORIAL S

The Saddest 9-11 Video I Have Ever Seen
The saddest 9-11 video I have ever seen This video is sad but I feel that it is a great one so people will always understand what type of effect it had on all of us but especially the people that lost loved ones during this time!!!

What Is A Meantime Girl?
What is a Meantime Girl? She’s the one you call when you’re bored because she makes you laugh. She’s the one you talk to when you’re feeling down because she’s willing to lend an ear and be a friend. She’s not the one you call when you need a date to your company’s Christmas party, or to go dancing with on a Saturday night. She’s the one you spend time with between girlfriends, before you fine “The One”. You know the one who you keep around in the meantime. She’s not one of the guys, not a tomboy, but you don’t look at her as a “real” woman, either. She’s not bitchy enough, moody enough, or sexy enough to be seen in that light. She’s too laid-back, too easily amused by the same thins your male buddies are amuse by. She’s too understanding, too comfortable – she doesn’t make you feel nervous or excited the way a “real” woman does. But she’s cool, and nice, and funny, and attractive enough that when you’re lonely or horny and need intimate female companionship, she’ll do just f

Book Review On This Book "who Moved My Cheese"
Yes, I do read. Any way. I found very quick short book Called " Who Moved My Cheese?" By Spencer Jonhson, M.D. As Written ont he cover. An A-Mazing way to Deal with Change in Your Work and in Your Life. I found That I am the hem but I am moving into the Haw prat of my life. As For work only. As for my poems. the Ideas are there. But I am stuck in a slow-mode. The peoms keep coming to me. But I have not gotten out of my comfort sone to write too publisher of Magazines like poetry magazine or writers Journal. But I have foudn some other book to help me find now Thought on how to work these things out. I jsut now realize I need to read the books Not My noraml books of Sci-fi, Fantasy, Western, And war books. Any way I am ranting here when this is to be a review. Who moved my cheese is finding your dreams and getting settled in then waking up one day to fidn that the cheese has moved on on you. The motivation you or I had at the start of working or living has moved on or chang

I Just Wanna Drive....
I got a new car yesterday and I'm in love with it. I got a 2007 Impala blk on blk. It rides so nice. True imma miss my Cobalt but the upgrade was nice. I just love the smell of the new car sent! I just wanted to share my happiness...bye for now *muah* NaY

Self Induced Numbness
The anxietys finally hit me like a ton of bricks i lay here in my bed thinking about death and why i fear it so much something even i cannot grasp i want to take it apart i want to know it inside and out i want to know what makes death so powerful is there more then one reaper? can a deal be made? can i sell my soul for a taste of immortality? i dont do drugs nor do i condone their uses but i know and understand that someone honestly need them the docs would've thrown every pill known to man if i had allowed them to but rarely do i need to take an anxiety pill such a funny pill small an pinkish, as my body begins to feel heavy my eyes grow tired and heavy i feel practically numb no feelings just nothing though i may fight it i know its taking over making it harder to think and type but so far im ok yay me. alot of things have and are happening to me so the stress it catching up to me way too quickly oh how i wish i could cut away at what makes me human so frail and easily damaged....bu

They Say How U Treat Somebody They Will Remember
JUST REMEMBER HOW YOU TREAT SOMEBODY IT WILL COME COME BACK TO YOU SOMEDAY,REMEMBER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND,THANK GOODNESS I NEVER TREAT ANYBODY BADLY OR ANYTHING I ALWAYS BEEN NICE AND HONEST TO EVERYBODY I COME IN CONTACT WITH,ANYWAY ALWAYS BE HONEST AND TREAT THE PRESON FOR WHO THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY HAVE.

Mother's Day
I Thought I thought I saw your face today, In the sparkle of the morning sun. And then I heard the angel say, "Their work on earth is done." I thought I heard your voice today, Then laugh your hearty laugh. And then I heard the angel say, "There's peace dear one at last." I thought I felt your touch today, In the breeze that rustled by. And then I heard the angel say, "The spirit never dies." I thought I saw my broken heart, In the crescent of the moon. And then I heard the angel say, "The Lord is coming soon." I thought that you had left me,

Untiled
You should have told me that it would have been the last time That we would purposefully touch. I would have pressed you into the door of your car And bit your mouth, so I could never forget how you tasted and the slippery warmth of Your tongue. Now, It is as if that night was desperate in how you finally kissed me Saying “Just one more” And not stopping for minutes.

It Friday!!!
Hey... its friday... Ive been talking with alot of fine young cherries on ct this week...as well as a few older ones hehehe... anyway... just wanted to let yall know that.... IM ALL ALONE... IM DRUNK AND I GOT A BONER... ANY VOLINTEERS...LOL MUCH LUV....XOXOXO

This Is The Blog I Posted Yesterday On Myspace
. .by simply replacing it with another social networking site! LOL If you guys want to get ahold of me your best bet is to hit me on cherytap.com. Go through Ben's site because with all the "phantom" hits my myspace blogs always seem to get I don't feel the need to broadcast my Cherrytap addy. Let's see, other than that what's been going on. . . Well school is finally over. That's good. I fucked up our money situation and we are completely broke. That's bad. But we have been in this boat before and we have always come out of it just fine and I am sure we will again. Mostly because even when we had less than nothing (sleeping in Rob's kitchen, what? ) we had each other. And just being around Justin makes me incredibly happy and content. Now don't get me wrong. We fight, we argue we bitch and moan at each other but then the goofy bastard does something to make me giggle. Or like the other night when he was just sitting on the edge of the porch and I looked at him and was struck once a

A Friend
Ok so I have this friend he knows who he is. He told me that he has fallen for me, even though I am married. I have been thinking about him from the day he said that to me. We have known each other for about 11 day's now. But he is truly sweet. I have to be 100% honest if I was not married I would go out with him in a heartbeat. And I was not sure how to say it to him so I was thinking hmmmmmmm maybe a blog will work. So here I am putting up a blog to let him know just how I feel. At this time I feel like my Husband don't love me like he use to. Many things have changed between My Husband and Myself. So to my cute friend I truly fell for you. I hope you know where I am coming from...

Act Appalled
You walk straight, not like them. To fool them in, make it seem like you're in trouble. Make a sound, fake it enough. "What made you so scared?" Maybe you're mistaken for someone who cares. If you remember, remember, I've been trying to get back to the center. I'm sure it's not like it was before. To make them drink, tell them that it's only water No one leaves 'till we figure this out "What made you so scared?" Maybe you're mistaken for someone who cares. If you remember, remember, I've been trying to get back to the center. I'm sure it's not like it was before. Patience, Both we and our words are over produced by influence. By influence. Patience (patience), Both we and our words are over produced by influence (by influence), By influence (by influence). I'm only asking: If you remember, remember, I've been trying to get back to the center. I'm sure it's not like it was...

This Wekk Suxed Dick
So people who know me know that my life lately has not been good....I seem to always have bad things happen to be in threes lol...and it tends to happen like every 3 months no joke...so the past 2 weeks these things happened to...first got fired from my job damn people, second i paid my gas but the damn payment didnt go through and they turned it off damn gan company, and fourth the maybe the one i am actually laughing about but it aint nothing to laugh i got pulled over the night an got five tickets yes five tickets only in elli's world right lol but hey through all this I can still some what smile and not be that depressed...i figure i should count my lucky stars that i didnt get arrested and i should thank my lucky stars the cop didnt get my car impounded so at the end of the day it aint that bad i guess right...itt well get better now since all three things have happened lol...

I'm So Freakin' Mad
I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO... Are you coming ? OR WHAT ?!?

Viva La Revolucion
People protest wars they say they see what is unjust yet only use words to describe what they want changed or what they want to be done...when true revolutionaries die for their beliefs and the freedoms of those he wishes to save i myself know that actions speak louder then words and i understand the concept but when so many are blind to what is really going on and wish to simply speak and complain nothing will ever be done to save the ones we love i have respect for those in the army as i have friends that serve and i worry about their safety i simply wish that things could be different and the way things go racism and anger fuel whats going on now aswell as its trying to distract whats really going on so people dont know whats happening if im to die i want people to see the truths and error of their ways noone not one person should suffer to die alone or for one mans igornance and power trip attitude. so much needs to be done in this world and if im to be killed i leave you with this

Being A Mom
We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter casually mentionsthat she and her husband are thinking of "starting a family." "We're taking a survey," she says half-joking. "Do you think I should have a baby?" "It will change your life," I say, carefully keeping my tone neutral. "I know," she says, "no more sleeping in on weekends, no more spontaneous vacations." But that is not what I meant at all. I look at my daughter, trying to decide what to tell her. I want her to know what she will never learn in childbirth classes. I want to tell her that the physical wounds of child bearing will heal, but becoming a mother will leave her with an emotional wound so raw that she will forever be vulnerable. I consider warning her that she will never again read a newspaper without asking, "What if that had been MY child?" That every plane crash, every house fire will haunt her. That when she sees pictures of starving children, she will wonder if anything could be worse than w

The New World Order
by Dr. William Pierce We have discussed many topics in Free Speech. We have discussed social issues, moral issues, and political issues. We've talked about race, about nationalism, and about the Jewish control of the news and entertainment media. Now, I will discuss "the big picture." I'll talk in broad outline about the salient developments of the past few years and the way in which they affect our people. There's been much talk in various quarters recently about the New World Order. Until seven or eight years ago the New World Order was a poorly kept secret. It was discussed in private by the people who considered themselves qualified to decide for all the rest us what sort of world we wanted to live in, but they didn't often let us in on their discussions. They were concerned that in our backwardness and ignorance we might not want to go along for the ride if we learned what these elitists had planned for us. Nowadays, however, with Bill Clinton in the White House and the g

Military Spouse Day, 5/11/2007
Military Spouse Day, 2007 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070510.html# A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America America's military spouses inspire our Nation with their sense of duty and deep devotion to our country. On Military Spouse Day, we honor the husbands and wives of those who wear the uniform of the Armed Forces of the United States. The husbands and wives of our service members have made significant sacrifices for freedom's cause, and they are an integral part of the success of our Armed Forces. Spouses may endure long periods of separation and frequent relocations, and they often set aside their own personal and professional ambitions for the benefit of their family and the Nation. Despite tremendous personal challenges, military spouses maintain everyday life for their families here at home, while sending love, prayers, encouraging words, and care packages to their loved ones stationed around the globe. On behalf of

Quote For May 12
The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones, are good laws and good arms. You cannot have good laws without good arms, and where there are good arms, good laws inevitably follow. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Bonus Quote: And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. -- Spike Milligan This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

41- Random Babble
The thought of you hanging up in tears Brought to my mind all my fears If I were lost forever not to speak to you again I had to find a way to pick you up from the grey Couldn't care less what the world can't know Leave them gasping for air in the kindness I show Only for you will I open these places Giving you access to the intimate spaces Can't you see what how you effect my days Won't you believe me when I tell you, you amaze me Lose my thoughts when you are talking to me I have trouble believing the time you give freely Talking to you for hours never seems enough Counting seconds between the next time we talk Venting on pages of electric light Empty my heart just to sleep through tonight I don't expect you to understand this babble You make me better just having met you my .....

Leo - The Lion
LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

Help An Animal Rescue For Free!
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes waaaay less than a minute to go to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for FREE. (THIS WON'T COST YOU A THING) Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know... http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3 On that page you have to click the purple icon that says Fund Food For Animals :) You will then get this message, Thank you! Your click provided the value of .6 bowls of food and care to a rescued animal in a shelter or sanctuary.

Dei
ok people listen up its dale jr nascars biggest fan here. 1st darlington is tonight under the lights for the 1st time ever should be good ans second my boy is leaving dei what a dumb move his step mom made him letting him leave question is where will he land i hope childress picks him up and takes the #3 car out of storage that would be something to see. Untill next weekend see ya

X....fook...x
SATURDAY... What the fuck is there to do today?....a buddy of mine is supposed to be coming down...but he left around 3pm and is still on his way! lol the funny thing is, he lives in Vegas and it's only about 4 hours from here! hahaha. fucker...

Well I'm Back....
I'm finally back on CT. I havn't been on much in last two weeks or so. A lot has been going on. First, my accident, the situation is finally starting to improve since the other driver's insurance company finally took liability for it all. Plus, I'm feeling way better, just a back spasm here or there. And then my grandma dying last Sunday. That was super hard to deal with, and the closure is finally coming so I'm relieved. I miss her though :(. But it's probably for the better, no one should suffer like she was. It's just been a loooong two weeks. So I called into work today, to just have a day with myself. I havn't had one of those in a while and with everything running through my mind, I needed one...bad. I just need a mental health day. A day away from my family, away from it all...But I'm back :) So hit me up sometime :)

Only If U Knew
the world is dying, but we do not no this cuz the corporations do not want us to. the bees are dying. but u havnt noticed because the corporations dont want you to. if all the bees die we have 4 years left to live. so why dont they want us to know? because they want money. but yet they brain washed us so if they told us it woudlnt really matter. freedom doesnt exsist anymore. if u protest u get shot. maybe one day this world will change for the better? maybe maybe not its up to you. if u think im crazy well thats ur fault.

Today I Challenge You All!
I challenge you to look outside the window of your normal thoughts and explore something other than average and typical. I challenge you to speak on something other than body shape, hair color, sexuality, or hormones. I challenge you to focus your verbal and reflection efforts away from "haters" "players" and "drama" and retune your perceptions towards positive time worthy topics. I challenge you to display your opinions as edification opportunities as apposed to the common force filled tactless mind dumps and verbal molestations. I challenge you to go out of your comfort zone and say hello to someone you think you're too good to say hello to or someone you wouldn't normally say hello to. I challenge you to inquire about someone else's day, their thoughts, their values, their beliefs rather than force feeding yours first and asking questions later. I challenge you to listen, hear, THEN speak. I challenge you to not judge, not blame, not make e

Wow.
Soooo, well, this is my second time on cherrytap, but...let me tell you...there are a lot of...undressed people here...and, yeah...I am more classy, but...all the power to the rest of you. It's okay, because I am friends with everyone. It's cool.

My New Energee Drink Video From Youtube!
Check out my new ENERGEE DRINK video... Be sure to leave it 5 stars, if you are kind enough to do so...also...I'd be eternally grateful, if you were to SUBSCRIBE to my videos as well!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5cfb3Lt68 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5cfb3Lt68

A Woman's Worth
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh.. and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall i

These Things Are Startin To Scare Me.....
Start rethinking your attitude toward a situation that you thought was on its way out; it might be renewed. The stars say your creative juices are flowing and you'll know how to solve the problems that stymied you before.

Feel Good
Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became inst

So It Goes
Here I am LOL. Noone seemed to notice I was gone because the friend requests and the messages keep piling up. Even with only 1 default pic. Jelly has deleted her acct which is sad to see. I am gonna try this again but If i continue to see the bs I will use the cute little delete button!! I have been sick the past week So i spent my precious time resting and watching movies. The Ex is good and comes out this weekend so see it! I also watched this weeks lost 3 times to go back and catch what I missed. I will be adding pics back but not as many as I had. Must be your skin that I'm sinkin in Must be for real cause now I can feel and I didn't mind it's not my kind not my time to wonder why everything's gone white and everything's grey now your here now you away I don't want this remember that I'll never forget where your at don't let the days go by glycerine I'm never alone I'm alone all the time are you at one or do you lie we live in a wheel where everyone st

One Thing Straight...
Hey boys, lets get one thing straight. I'm not a fuck buddy, nor will I ever be. I hold myself to higher standards. Yeah, my twins are hot. You'll probably ask for more pics and wont get any. So if thats the kind of "friend" that you're looking for...Just keep on walking, I'm not interested.

For My Grandmother
My Grandmother's Strength Josephine sits on the porch, her delicate frame holds her strength. The sunlight holds her face just so, the wrinkles of a thousand smiles accent her face in the most beautiful way. We're digging through photos in old gift boxes, she tells the stories like it was yesterday, as if we were right there with her, and the years have not passed so long ago. Moments of marriage and hope, death and heartache, Grandpa's brand-new Impala and their first date, she's like a child again, her laughter fills the room, and no one dares interrupt, we love to laugh with her. Her pride washes the walls in color, children with gapped, toothy grins, a lacy veil in a bride's updo, and she's holding a newborn in wonder, her own eyes reflecting back from the baby's face. The sun begins to warm the earth, but nothing warms my heart more than my grandmother, and how she holds us all so close, from the day we are born, through every memory. She is

Limerick Of New Things Giving New Wings.....
You say Baby I love you Let's try it again And here I am thinking You want to inflict some more pain? You say let's get married When all I want is to break away And ask that we be separated And liberate myself today There's so much of lies And too much of deceit And to build my life with you? I'm certain to be left incomplete So now you say I'm a diamond When all these years you treated me as a pebble That you kicked around to your pleasure But from all this I learn an invaluable treasure To think of myself highly eventhough the rest of the world doesn't To feel like a Queen even if I'm dressed like a peasant To put myself first, and put all negatives on a ban.. Coz I am truly a gift, and because I can! Ari Yahya Sunday, May 13th 2007

Election Day -----may 12th
Just to let you know...I won the election. Its nothing special...a county position but hey...its my first election! Hey folks, don't forget today is election day! Our soldiers are in Iraq now so that we can have the freedoms we enjoy. Have a great weekend and don't forget to vote! I'll let you know how I did in the election later when I find out! GO SPURS GO!!!! I'll be at the Spurs game tonight...check it out on tv tonight. For those not sports minded...they are my favorite NBA basketball team.

For Those Wanting An Update
this morning there is not really any change to report. Daddy is sedated, still on the ventilator, still has a tube in his left lung where he blew/punctured a hole. they don't really expect much change over the weekend. I have spent the past 24 hours trying to not think about the horrible side of this. I keep telling myself that next time I walk in that room he will be awake and know who I am and be doing so much better. anyway...I am flying in my sis-in-law to help me out with the kids and such for awhile with all of this going on. at this point I will try to keep people more updated if something happens. if you need me for something just call or text. if I don't respond right away, it's most likely because my phone is off in the ICU. ok, love you all.

The Prayer
"Prayer (Skit)" I come to you hungry and tired you give me food and let me sleep I come to you weak you give me strength and that's deep you call me a sheep and lead me to green pastures only asking that I keep the focus in-between the chapters You give me the word and only ask that I interpret And give me the eyes that I may recognize the serpent You know I ain't perfect,but you'd like me to try Unlike the devil who just wants me to lie till I die Lord why is it that,I go through so much pain All I saw was black,all I felt was rain I come to you because its you who knows you showed me that everything was black because my eyes were closed You gave me the light and let me bask in your glory So it was only right that when you ask for this story I put it together to do our dogs some good our dogs being,brothers and sisters in the hood Plenty of times you sent help my way,but i hid and I remember once you held me close,but i slid There was something that I just

Living With Depression
Its very hard for me at the moment. I dont feel good and i am very tired. So i am not here most of the time. At the moment my life is gray again. I am tired of fighting and i rather be at sleep. This is why i dont hang out on people's profiles at the moment. I am empty, dry and have no taste of whatsoever for life. Depression is a evil disease it transforms you in a catatonic asshole, and i seem to hurt people with my behaviour. Mayve the looney bin is a good alternative for me.

Honor
well first off, when i say i am gonna do something i mean it, my word is my promise, but i do have technical difficulties on my box here, so its a pain trying to keep up and get things done, but i try till i cant . i have gone dry on rates, reaching my quota over and over, i think that ct should lift the ban on that, and fix all the bugs they have so we wont have to go thru what we go thru, i keep my word, its a shame i cant have a bigger family cause i do come across some great ppl on here. and for those in my family i love you guys and dont worry i love all my friends too. and to my angel you know who you are, i love you girl. your my muse, my dream cometrue. so if i been passing you by i am sorry, just let me know, i will get back to you , i swear on my word of honor.

Example Of A Full Moon Ritual
This is one group's Full Moon Ritual. It is NOT the exact ritual I would do or one that you should duplicate. This is presented here as an example of a good ritual which includes a Guided Meditation.

Somber Artist
She...so beautiful in her uniqueness...a stream of contradictions, wild yet delicate...a self-destructive nature hidden in wisdom and beauty She conquers in her failures, she captivates in her wrath. A blood doll, a child of darkness...lost in her nocturnal promenade of death in her way to oblivion, yet the grace she radiates in her macabre dance enraptures the artistic heart. She... the effusion of light frolicking in the all consuming shadows, hurts this eyes long used to the darkness. Like staring at the sun in a clear day...blinded by the magnificent radiance... But alas! Not unlike Icarus, drunk by the passion of the stirrings in the soul, in his foolhardiness to get close to the sun, I shall fall in disgrace. For this daystar that shines in darkness, is far away from my grasp. How can I be so naive...? To have the presumptuousness to even think that such beauty would look at one as lowly as me? Me...the artist, the gentleman, the visionary...the fool. Able to conceive beauty,

To Give Opinions? Or To Not Give Opinions?..that Is The Question
Ever noticed the more you voice your opinion, the more you are viewed as someone negative and not caring about situations that are recent and will make some sort of impact on the future? I am one of those poor souls that have been given that ever so charming title of "non-caring individual." Let me explain, if I could have a moment of your time. A couple days ago I got into a conversation about Farfur, for those that don't know who Farfur is, he is a look-a-like to Disney's Mickey Mouse, but this mouse teaches Islamic children to hate Israel, America, and to support the "resistance". For more information please visit here for a full story on him. And click here and here to see this mouse in action. Moving forward, we were asked to give an honest opinion on what we thought about this mouse and the subject in general about teaching hateful things to children. Well my statement to the matter was, "Usually I walk around with my mouth shut on these sort of issues, but when a c

My Birthday
Your Birthdate: August 12 You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame. You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them. Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing. You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship. Your strength: Your charm Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics Your power color: Indigo Your power symbol: Four leaf clover Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

The Defective Parrot
The defective parrot A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ." "Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially go

Wizard Of Oz...
We're off to see the Wizard! Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City .. ...and went to find the Great Wizard "What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." " No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said: "Well, I think I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard." "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?" Up stepped Bush and said, "The American people say that I need a brain." "No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done." Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, But he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?" "IS DOROTHY HERE?"

For Laidalot.....
Beauty Being beautiful is being compared to the grandest things on earth, To the warm sunset...high majestic peaks...or a clear night sky. I do know this, I would not trade the beauty I have in front of me, For I have all the beauty I need. A beauty that rises above those majestic peaks. A beauty that gives the warmth of a sunset. For this beauty's eyes shine brighter than the stars in the heaven's skies, A beauty that is so special to me, You are beautiful.

~*all Mine And Not Shareing*~
With all the thoughts that have crossed my mind i have come to see that its all mine and im not shareing my babies are all mine and the love of my love is all mine and im not shareing our love for one another. With all that the man and the moon and everything else has been passed in front of us im not steping away from nothing that i dont have to i love my babies and each day i see them grow and enjoy life means the world to me, and then seeing the love that my soul mate and i have for each other brings all happyness to me and makes me see that i couldnt ask for anything else in the world. I here to say thats its all mine and im not shareing with no one or anyone because my love is deep for all the things that mean to me in the world and it will stay that way till the day i die. Im closeing now I hope everyone has a great day and night what ever one u are haveing... Always remember that the heart is a wonderful thing and when two people love each other its a reality great things

Daddy
Daddy the Dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, b

Everything
Find me here And speak to me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That is leading me To the place where I find peace again You are the strength That keeps me walking You are the hope That keeps me trusting You are the life to my soul You are my purpose You're everything And how can I Stand here with you And not be moved by you Would you tell me How could it be Any better than this You calm the storms You give me rest You hold me in your hands You won't let me fall You steal my heart And you take my breath away Would you take me in Would you take me deeper now And how can I Stand here with you And not be moved by you Would you tell me How could it be Any better than this And how can I Stand here with you And not be moved by you Would you tell me How could it be Any better than this â€™Cause you're all I want Youâ€™re all I need Youâ€™re everything Everything You're all I want Youâ€™r

Understanding Silence
I know I don't wanna be ignored. But what will I do if my friend don't wanna tell me things that i wanna know? If I asked twice and don't get response, i let it go. Sorry that I don't push, it's just not in my personality. Because I myself don't want to be asked again if I didn't want to answer a certain question, especially if it's personal. So if you ask and you receive no answer, let it go. Don't be mad or aggravate yourself. Everybody is entitled to privacy. If you wanna tell me things, I don't have to ask right? And if I wanna tell you things, you never have to ask too. Easy...

Happy Mommies Day
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face. Happy Mothers' Day

I'm Not Gonna Let Him Hurt Me
I've been brought down this road numerous times before. I should be used to it right? The hurt, the pain, the tears...but it never seems to get easier. I try so hard to hide my heart and not let anyone get close because this is always the end result. I guess it really doesn't matter tho anymore. I am an idiot for even believing it from the beginning. So to all the men out there...just wanna say THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for proving me RIGHT once again! Never trust at all...

The Walk....
i remember the walk that i use take.. just to feel free... before i get home.... one step after the other... on the dirt path towards grandma's sheep camp... yeah thats what we called it we still do... smelling the air as it fills my lungs with nice cool air..... feeling the hot afternoon sun hittng your face and listing to the bugs that are making those funny noises.... as i feel the tiredness.... passing the trees... then i think to myself im gonna sit and rest for awhile.... then i know you don't wanna go anywhere as i look out towards the land and let you mind.... spirit... body free... as i look at the sky you can see the crows fly........ every once in awhile i can see the clouds...... they appear and then they disappear... then i feel thirsty as i screw off the cap to the watter bottle that i have brought i take adrink and pour some in my hands for my dog to drink.... after like 10 mintues i get up feeling rested i walk again... once in awhile you see jack rabbits as they scat

Taken In Hand...
Most readers have never heard of “CP”, “domestic discipline” or “BDSM” or “vanilla” and I think it would be better if posters here did not use these unfamiliar and potentially misleading terms, but they do, so what follows are some quick definitions for readers who are floundering. For a much better understanding of these terms, from those who associate themselves with the terms as opposed to from my outsider's perspective, simply do an internet search for the term and read some of the websites listed. Feel free to link to these definitions. BDSM BDSM (bondage, dominance, submission, sadism, masochism), also called “kinky”; refers to a number of different ways of interacting sexually, and/or relationship styles, from very ritualised, stylised modes of interaction to more subtle, evolving relationships like Taken In Hand ones. Some BDSM relationships involve sexual scenes and role-playing in a particular style (such as master-slave or dominant-submissive) but outside the sexual a

Fuck Off
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE... I HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH.. I LIKE HAVING NO FRIENDS. CUZ THEN I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE'S KNIVES STICKING ME IN THE BACK. FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE ANYMORE. I CAN'T NEVER FIND ONE FUCKIN' GOOD FRIEND WITHOUT THEM FUCKING ME OVER. FUCK THIS SHIT. I HATE EVERYONE. ZEKE YOU CAN FUCK OFF ALL TOGETHER... I DON'T WANT YOU AS A FRIEND ANYMORE.....

Heres To All The Wonderful Mothers On Here Even The One I Love The Dearest And She Know Who She Is
You were my mother and my friend, Which was unusual. Somehow our characters still blend: Your wisdom and my will. I turned, and you were there for me; I spoke, you understood. I felt cared for, but also free; You loved, and I was good. I'm fortunate that I was born To someone just like you; I love you still. Though you are gone, You live in what I do.

The Tempest Tour
That show was fuckin dope was glad that all of my homies were able to come with us...even though their were a few bitches who tried startin shit I still had a fuckin blast...Shit I'd give anything to have that day back just one more fuckin time...well peace out bitches...MMFCL

Rescued
I had been riding down highway 40 in Tennessee when the back wheel of my motorcycle developed a nasty wobble. I pulled off to the side, under an overpass as the last of the air left the tire. Taking off my helmet and gloves, I swore softly to myself. It was going to rain any minute, and with the amount of semi and bus traffic, I knew I'd be soaked through in no time if I didn't get out of there. I stuck out my thumb, planning to hitch into the next town and get some help. After about 20 minutes, I was starting to get worried. Standing by the road soaking wet was not going to help my attitude Just as I looked down from the sky a car slowed as it passed me, and pulled over to the side. I grabbed my helmet and ran up to the passenger door - That's when I saw her face. I've been with some pretty girls before, but I was dumbstruck. Pretty just didn’t cover it. I looked into her eyes, and nearly forgot what I was there for. She asked me where I was going and I barely got out

Mothers Day
Mothers Day is Sunday and we all know it's the one day of the year when all of us moms get a little recognition for all the things we do for our families throughout the year. I give props to all you single moms out there and all the hard work you do to give your kids the best life possible....you're all awesome, for all the married moms out there i also give you props you not only have to make a good life for your kids but you also get the job of holding your family together....to all of you keep up the good work. For the moms that are struggling in their pernal lifes and/or marriages remember this YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON and you will make the right choices for your family and be a stronger person for it...all of you are in my thoughts and prayers (1 in particular..she knows who she is). Now for all the single dads....Sunday may be Mothers Day but there are alot of single dads out there that are doing a bang up job of raising thier kids alone to all of you single dads I say this KEEP

Pretty Much The Coolest Guy Ever!
Today, I said hi to pretty much the coolest guy ever! Much to my delight, he told me that I could touch him and he meant it in a totally non-sexual way. I was so thrilled that I told him that I would blog about our wonderful evening of touching and stuff (we're talking strictly non-sexually, of course) and so here I am, blogging all about pretty much the coolest guy ever!

Mothers Day
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about

For Those Who Dont Know How
the art of dunking a cookie aidens style. first mooch a cookie off dad. second beg for your own glass of milk third dunk cookie shake of excess milk. fourth set cookie aside on your high chair tray fifth take a drink of milk (never have had drank out of real cup before) get milk all over face and clothes. repeat several times. dont not eat cookie when soggy toss to dog.

Burnt Food
Okay it is official, I really can't cook sweets. I wanted something sweet to eat and instead of letting my husband cook the cinimon rolls, I cooked them. Unfortunately, they are some what burnt and just about hard as rocks. I guess from now on, I will just let him bake the cakes, cookies, brownies, and cinimon rolls.

Ripped Photos, In Re Ducks Et Al.
I'm beginning to suspect mightily that if you rip an image from the profile of another person's profile (call them "person two") then all rates of that image on your profile will actually give points not to you, but to the other person. (I think I've already verified the "you don't get points" part. I'm guessing about the other... worth checking?) Comments made on the image, I know, will still give you some points; not rates; amusing if the points don't disappear, just transfer over...

Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Why Are Some People Such Jerks?
So I allowed myself to get close to somebody on MyYearbook.com even though he lives in a different state. We've been flirting back and forth and have even talked on the phone a few times. Lately he's been going through a rough time being off meds (ADHD and depression) and I've been there for him. (I'm Bipolar and have Anxiety.) Well, tonight I had a bad night at work and didn't exactly feel like flirting but expected him to listen to me the way I did but what does he do? He signs off messenger without saying anything and refuses to answer my messages on yearbook. Am I just wasting my time since we both live out of state? Are too crazy nutcases like us supposed to be together anyway? I don't know what to do anymore.

Handfasting In The Near Future...
I've had the pleasure of knowing my beloved "La Furet" for nearly a year now. I met him last June, we started dating in November, and how the time has flown! I'm very excited that we are going to have an engagement party [Handfasting if you prefer]...we're going to be doing the "Year and a Day" type of vows. After a year and a day....if we decide to keep each other, who knows? All I know is that I'm very happy, and feel quite blessed.

United States Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It g ot down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What

Why?
Today they did rush surgery on my mother...she had a hernia rupture on her. She is 72...her health is poor and tomorrow is mothers day....ive been so sick that i didnt even realize this wonderful woman was neglecting her own health to care for me and my dying brother..I drop to my knees asking God why?Someone told me God has a reason...Well so do I...My prayer is simple and it goes like this: Dear God, I have made a few mistakes and I know I am not perfect by no means. I have a favor to ask of you and it is very easy..Will you take my life and let my moher live? Shes a good woman Lord and she dosent deserve to be hurt like this...Let me take her pain. Let her enjoy what time shehas left and let her be happy.. Thank you God cause I know you are listening...My mother is my world God and I want the very best for her..Thank you God...Amen

A Lifetime Of Love
Once in your lifetime, a person will enter your world and take your heart to a place where few from there on can reach. This type of love is eternal and for some cannot be replaced no matter how hard someone who loves you tries. Believe that there is someone meant specially for you for our higher power did not intend for us to live alone. One thing I wonder is my true love the only one for me or is there someone else out there waiting to find me? I pity the man who tries to capture my heart for it was shattered almost 2 decades ago and it will take someone incredibly strong and caring to mend it. That brings another question to mind: Will I be able to let that person in to show me true love again? I so hope so for every day that goes by, I lose a little more of my belief that he will come. I am slowly making myself believe that I will forever be single with only friends and family around me. I am lost and have been most of my life. I don't want to be lost anymo

Drunk And High
At this exact moment i'm fairly well on my way to be completely shit faced drunk and I'm already high. I cann feel the drink working its magic as my fingers numb and my words run on quite madly . . . .its as if i have no control over the words i'm typing theym its pretty trippy. . . later

Meet Us Hot Members
Have you visited the World's Most raw Honest anti-Forum at http://www.BadDrunkenBarPoetry.com ?? If you haven't had the pleasure, here are a few of us... Sarie aka xxBunniexx /baddrunkenbarpoetry.com/imgs/imglarge128857.jpg'> Kc - aka KcKarate Tammy AKA RodeoKisses AKA former Miss Michigan AKA former RalphLauren Model

What Kind Of Empath Are You?
You scored as Healer. You are a Healer Empath. You take in the energy of others and transmute it. You trigger transformation in others and free trapped energy. You are capable of great healing abilities. You walk between the worlds and bring waves of healing energy with your presence. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Empaths/)Healer90%Judge80%Shaman75%Universal75%Artist65%Traveler60%Precog60%Fallen Angel55%What Kind of Empath Are You?created with QuizFarm.

Who Did It And Didn't Do It!?!?!?
LOL Ok whose overlooking that part of my CT Name?? If you haven't signed it on my page then get your hot cherry @sses on there and let me see you make a mark on there for me!! *wink* Also just a reminder and TY For those who have had the nerve to call in on my snapvine and leave me something extra special!! Funtastic putting the voice to the pics around here *lol* If you go a step further and make me a salute that I will put on my page and show it off....I'll turn that around and make a salute for you (something I'm just now starting) Now if you really wanna rock my world you'll do at least 2 of these things...so simple and fun ways to get to know me a little off the two word usuals of YOUR HOT!! Let me see what you got and how unique you can get...that's right I'm calling you out for a little more than a hello!! *lol* QUESTION IS CAN YOU STEP UP AND DELIVER!?!?! HAHA Gotta love my fiesty moments!! MWAH My delicious cherries *B* luvs ya! XOXO now hop to it!!! I'

Im A Demon Well Duh
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon100%Faerie100%WereWolf50%Mermaid50%Dragon25%Angel0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

In Order That
Veni vidi vici. I came, I saw, but I have not conquered. It's on my to-do list. I refuse to submit. I love learning new languages. I absorb that of which I have overcome, and I will continue on to new frontiers. That beast within wants nothing but murder and pride. The only thing worse than one is none. I prepare for battle. I brace for the scent of men stamping forward. I will maim, loot, slaughter. I must destroy the prodigal vanity in those that abuse the power. I fight in order that I may overcome.

Shattered~a Million Little Pieces
Shattered. Broken into a million little pieces. I just let them lay there. I don't even have the energy to pick them up. They can stay there for all I care. Right now, I just want to crawl back into my dark little hole. I don't want anyone to offer me a hand. I don't want to be rescued. Hurt. It all just hurts so badly. Anger. I just wanna rain down like lightening on someone. But in the end, does it all really matter? I pick up a handful of pieces. Toss them about. See where they land. They do not fall far from their little shattered family. Maybe it’s a sign. Things do not get better from here. They are what they are and nothing will change. I despise that. Million little pieces. What they hell do they know? Pieces land on the flesh. Cutting it open. Its there for the entire world to see. Want to watch me bleed? I bleed so pretty. No. I will not take the easy way out. Not that it matters.

Everlasting Love
All i want to share everything in me with no other lady but you I used to think, i do not deserve love, or anything good in my life then one day i opened my eyes to ur love so true. I want to give you everything I can as long as I know you are happy then i would hand it to you my love As I whisper i hope you are as happy as me I feel sparks in my life I never before felt I have felt them ever since that night when we first started talking abt u in a towel ever since we started talking my life has been bright. This feeling is like a dream that has come true A feeling I never want to lose in my life When I think of forever charlisa, I think of you as my wife. I see you smile and my heart melts I hear you talk and i keep falling in love I will hold this love forever and a day As I hope u will do my angel from above for once in my life i want to share all the things That has ever happened to me over time Though I fear u will be scared n run from me

The Redhead
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde." "I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

The Momentous Question.
For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous question. "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows." To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea! Can I help you pick out a puppy?"

Adult Only
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BO

Car Sale
Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "if only I can sell the car." "Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

Daydream
Before reading this, I need to say I am a Master on Hiatis, sometimes taking a break is a good thing. A couple of people have asked me to post some of my stories because they felt that they are good enough to be read by many. So plz feel free to comment and let me know how you liked this one.. If I feel like its something to continue then I will prolly post or write a new story every couple of days. Peace, Dawg Sitting on the couch watching the TV daydreaming, when you walk into the room wearing a red corset, fishnet stockings attached to your hips by a garter belt and matching thong. I don’t notice you at first until you dance your way in front of the TV and begin swaying your hips back and forth making sure to get my attention. I look at you with a shy grin and click the TV off and turn on the stereo and find Joe Cockers You can keep your hat on playing. “Dance for me pet.” I say firmly. I turn the lights down low and watch you intently. You begin to sway your hips as you m

Missing Homework
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: "Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat had kittens on it last night."

A Very Dirty Little Fellow
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

T1g3r
Together i wish we were to share the love we have for each other I love you with all my heart and always will Getting the key to my heart was easy for you Everything about you seems to be so right Right now it feels like your the one,hopefully soon in time i will know I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!

The Victim Was Last Seen Wearing . . .
So . . . this is one of those blogs that you will not read everyday, but it is something I have put a great deal of thought into. I keep coming across these questions on surveys about "How do you want to die?" Stupid friggin' question, as the obvious answer will always be "In My Sleep". Mine, of course, would be in bed, after the best sex ever, with a Boro Ultra Light in one hand and . . . Oh, nevermind. I am getting off of the point. Ah yes, my point. Instead of coming up with how I want to die, I have complied a list with phrases/topics that I DO NOT want associated with my death. I do not want the phrase "Was last seen" involved in my demise, nor any of the following phrases: Witnesses reported; Was found floating; Remains were identified as; Dental Records confirmed; Victim of; After and exhaustive search; A police spokeman stated that; If you have any information regarding her whereabouts; Evidence suggests; or Police have no leads on a susp

Rough Sex, Make It Hurt! In The Garden Or In The Dirt
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God68%A Romantic53%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com HAHAHAAHA Tom! ♥it and i miss u

Life Sucks!!!
life sucks because,I have no friends that my wife approves of,of course I only have one and she is an older lady.but ive been married for 14 years and all my friends are dogs as well as myself.so i just have the wife and kids and i cant take the kids to the bar.and she doesnt drink.so i talk to ladies online and we meet for drinks and friendship..anything wrong with that???

Love Poem
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Infectious Bite
Infectious Bite Words by Rev. Dickie Fux Infectious Bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me. I once was warm, but now I'm cold; I walked, but now, I lurch. T'was flesh that made My mouth to drool And brains, my mouth to chomp. How yummy was that tasty meat The hour I first devoured. Through many headshot, axe and gun We have already come. T'was death that brought us safe thus far And death will lead us home. The LORD has promised flesh to me His meat my faith secures. I will rend flesh and ankle grab, As long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years, Foul-smelling as the morgue, We've no less days to eat some brains Than when we've first begun. Infectious bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me; I once was warm, but now I'm cold, I walked, but now I lurch.

00000000000
As i feel a tear go down my cheek i notice that my heart is weak for the love i have for you will always be gold and true I've made some mistakes they rest in the past but know my love will always last even though we are a distance apart you'll always have the key to my heart Ask me not, My Love to do what is contrary to the desire of my heart. My heart full of spoken and unspoken promises; asks how I may bring joy to your heart not sorrow. It is your heart I honor, cherish, even covet. I make no claim; I have no desire to chain nor bind only to love. My heart has already chosen my fate, I have feelings and problems no one can relate, Right now I'm just feeling so much regret and hate, I'm so confused I don't know what to do, Not knowing the difference between lie and true, I just want to vanish into thin air, Just because life seems so unfair, My life just seems like a big dare, And I'm losing the bet, One's once red heart is going into debt, My heart

He Feedeth Me
Infectious Bite Words by Rev. Dickie Fux Infectious Bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me. I once was warm, but now I'm cold; I walked, but now, I lurch. T'was flesh that made My mouth to drool And brains, my mouth to chomp. How yummy was that tasty meat The hour I first devoured. Through many headshot, axe and gun We have already come. T'was death that brought us safe thus far And death will lead us home. The LORD has promised flesh to me His meat my faith secures. I will rend flesh and ankle grab, As long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years, Foul-smelling as the morgue, We've no less days to eat some brains Than when we've first begun. Infectious bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me; I once was warm, but now I'm cold, I walked, but now I lurch.

Go Bye Bye
a lot of guys sit around being single in the US. We are horny mother fuckers...wanna get laid. But to be honest it doesn't get us very far in a real relationship.. so on my personal POV..i've devised some thoughts of why I'm single. maybe it'll related to other dudes..or girls of why we are single.. sorry to the ppl i know who aren't single.. but i think it'll be interesting to write 1. Bad communication..you like someone.. never get told.. sit and wonder.. 2. The other person isn't available but then just like the idea they can "get you if they could". 3. They want everything all at once, you want to take it slow, never agree or agree to disagree.. 4. Other person is gay or bi sexual 5. Lives to far away, you get comfortable with just phone sex, and fuckin around..when you finally come to see them. its not what you thought.. 6. You date them..meet their friends.. you become tight with the friends.. and then the horrible thing happens..u just sta

No Point To It
So I have been tiring to find a woman to spend sometime with, spend some money on, show some love on. But every time I think something might happen, boom something comes up that F's it all up. I am starting to think I have to be a Jerk or an asshole to get a date. Maybe it's the Boy Scout in me. Yes I am a CubMaster for a Group of local boys & I love it. Yes I am a single dad with a 9yr old who lives with me. But I got a Job that pays 75k+ a year, I own my home, Car & I have Nice Bike. I don’t smoke, try not to swear. So I am 40 lbs overweight. So lets hear it from the ladies what’s my issue. I don't get out, how to I meet you all and spend some time with ya in hopes of finding that special gal.

5-12-07 27th Entry
Guess its been a while since my last update. I've been feeling rather burned out lately. The only thing that catches my interest of late is playing EverQuest. Kind of funny right now that I have a bit of urge to write but gotta have the music of the game booming in my ears. Could be cause of how sick I am to that the music is soothing and giving me a bit of a push. Not much though *sighs* I had the sleep apnea test. Went fine. Kind of weird having all the wires hooked to my head via some icky pasty stuff. Didn't take me long to fall alseep either. The bed was really comfy. Anywhoo, I was told in the morning that at first, while I was sleeping on my side, there was very little apnea activity. Then I rolled onto my back. *sighs*, the way it looks, I'll be back for sleep apnea treatments. However I won't find that out until July 3rd! ANOTHER couple months of waiting! Makes me wanna cry, literally. I can't take the waiting anymore. I keep thinking that they ar

How I Feel
my pain is your gain it feels like a rusty blade my heart so hurt my blood so cold this day i awake without u in my fold u ignore me u hate me u slash me u trash me each day arises with a hole in my soul i treated u kind but u loved my turmoil one day in your life was like my beer on tap a day without u was like bieng in a trap try to continue my love unatached one day u will finfd it was meant to last.

Set For 2nd Rollout.
Image above: In the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, technicians are inspecting the sanding performed on Atlantis' external tank nose cone to repair hail damage caused by a late February storm. Photo credit: NASA/Jack Pfaller 05.11.07 - 4:30 p.m. EDT After Friday's rollout review meeting, NASA officials announced that repairs on the external tank on Space Shuttle Atlantis have been completed. The vehicle is scheduled to roll out to the launch pad on Wednesday, May 16 with first motion at 4 a.m. EDT. "The teams have done a phenomenal job of repairing this tank," said Bill Gerstenmaier, space operations associate administrator. "We've done a lot of extra reviews to make sure we didn't miss anything -- a lot of testing…to make sure things were done right and they've done a great job." Wayne Hale, Space Program manager gave a lot of credit to the hundreds of workers across the country who pulled together for the repair project. "We're really proud of

Thank You For This 'maniacal Bliss You Are Great And Borica Daddy Love You Both And Club Far
Hey there familia. Welcome to our Mother's Day Pimpout. We've randomly picked 20 moms for the family to show love to. This will run for a week. We want to try to keep this a sticky so any help to do so will greatly be appreciated. Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's and Much Love to each and every one of you. Pete and Stephanie ~*BikerLdy*~* CT Club F.A.R.*~@ CherryTAP ~ Amaris ~ Club F.A.R Member~@ CherryTAP ** CO-FOUNDER of *SIN*sational Cafe** L1ps_0f_an_Ang3l77**CT WIFE To Always Free Looking for Any Mea@ CherryTAP missy~club f.a.r.~ *Add, fan and rate and I will return the favor!!!*@ CherryTAP Mï$hÑümßër1™ ~ Member Of Brits On Tour, Club F.A.R. & The Round Table Bombers@ CherryTAP ~GrEeN-eYeD bRaT~cLuB f.A.r.~ I cAn'T gEt

Sensual Candy
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For My Mom...
So I haven't "wrote" in sooooo long..but I wrote this for me mum! :) Thanks for picking me up, when I've been down For making every smile not become a frown You've been there for me through everything Always being so loving and caring But that's what a mothers for right? To be there, to fight with all her might? But...you've always been more than just a "mom" to me You've been the best friend it takes a special person to be So, today and everyday, I want you to know That in every way, you've helped me grow To become the woman that I am today There isn't any amount of words that I can say To show how much I love and appreciate everything you've been through Even though you weren't alone, but knew what you had to do To keep and hold your family strong No matter how much others might have thought it wrong But you've always been there, lending a hand to hold Teaching me right from wrong, making me bold With positive thoughts

It Shouldnt Feel This Way
Today is Mothers Day and I feel so sad. Between all my illness and disfunctional family stuff that goes on it does not help you know. Then, yea I let it get to me I came online and nothing from no one I had two friends request that was nice but nothing no comments not rates no fans nothing. I read some stuff on here and I just do not get it why call people names and why pick on others. This is suppose to be fun but I do not get it why is everyone just not being real? Any how my Chemo medication is making me feel sicker then I was from my illness but now just more often and different way. My hair was falling out from my disease and now its falling out from my medication. Doctors put you on these pills that can damage your kidney or liver or both and that is very scarey. Then, you get one thing better and something else happens or starts. Just feeling sorry for my self today I guess who knowns or just the fact I got so much going on with my life that I sometimes feeling like I a

Cant Sleep
Yeah...I dunno.....cant sleep....lotz on my mind but not sure I can put all my thought 2gether. I've tried, but yet I still cant figure things out. I am so good @ giving advice, um, but cant take my own? Does that make since??? ah hellz!!!

Aprilisciousness
Aprilisciousness- def.- 1.the act of being totally hot and sexy, and funny and cute and beautiful. 2. being in the presence of one who is apriliscious That is the day i have had. a totally apriliscious day. Spent about an hour chattin with april, then about 45 min on the phone with her. then more online fun til the wee hours of the morn. It has been absolutely fabulous

Your Prayers Are Needed Please
Hey Everyone, Sorry I haven't been around much. I've had a lot going on lately and don't get much computer time. Anyway, I really need all of you to say a prayer for my little sister if you don't mind. She found out that she is pregnant. She had an ultrasound done and we still aren't sure how far along she is. Yesterday she got a phone call saying that the baby is in her uterus, but its in the wrong place. We are still trying to figure that one out.... Today she started bleeding and cramping really bad so we took her to the ER. As of right now, she is not having a miscarriage. Her cervix is closed. However, her hormone level is only like 5800. So either she is not very far along, or she is about to have a miscarriage. She goes on Monday for another ultrasound and blood work so they can check to see if her hormone level is dropping or going up, and to check the position of the baby and such. They told her that because of where the baby is, it will most likely either be an early birth

Totally Awesome...
where do i begin...okay so at first i was a little in denial about this guy, then i admitted that i had a crush...well, i figured out today that it's more than just a crush...i'm totally head over heals... everything about him is perfect: his lips, his voice, his body, his eyes...everything! I'm still not quite sure how it happened but i'm complete and totally in love and it's awesome... i can spend hours talking to him and never run out of anything to say...he's just perfect...

Starbucks Denies Coffee To Marines
Subject: starbucks > Subject: Starbucks denies coffee to Marines > > NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES > > Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... > > STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES > Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let > them > know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some > of it to the troops there. > > Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of > their > business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, > and > that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. > > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying > any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we > should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular > with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the > ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-

Hot New Sex Postions
Erotic instructions: Your guy lies on his back with a pillow propped under his head. Facing him, lower yourself onto his member and put your hands and knees on either side of his torso. "Once he's deep inside you, gently move in the diagonal shape of a diamond: to the left, then down, right, and up," explains Elena,* 21, who introduced us to this jewel of a move. Pleasure payoff: You'll love it because your man's penis glides against every steamy inch of you, including your G-spot. (Hit this internal orgasm switch that's located on your front vaginal wall by moving into the "down" position.) "Not only can I take him all the way in, but he also gets to feel every inch of me," she raves. And since the slow, controlled motions won't wear you out the way fast, up-and-down thrusts do, you two will enjoy a long session of intense face-to-face intimacy. Erotic instructions: Lie on your side, keeping your bottom leg straight and top leg bent at the knee. "Positioning himself between yo

An Ordinary Poem For An Extraordinary Girl
It started with this, a lonesome summer bliss. I tried to keep it inside, but all my feelings I just can't hide. I'm just a plain simple guy, who's been keeping it inside. To cry for the special girl I love, to lie, to bleed, to die, I don't know why. Maybe she's really that special, that love will be sacrificial. There's no other way to say it, and I just can't deny it. Maybe I'm just afraid, of her reaction. I have lots of perennial moments with her, my feelings with inevitable adoration. Maybe with this beating heart, it just needs to bleed. Before I tell her, that she's the only one I need. I'm too plain and ordinary, to be with a girl like her. Those times with her, I'll cherish them forever. My poem ends here, with the feelings I have hidden, these words about her, in my heart I have written.

Come Join My Family
hey this is Mafia Don:Bigg here if you want to be part of a growing family come leave a message i am welcomeing anyone and everyone to my family (W.C.M The Purdy Family) we want you its an Army of good people of different Races and back grounds i will except anyone no i am not desprit i just want people to have fun we have 5 new members that just became Part of the W.C.M we have enamies ... haters,terrist,down raters,stalkers,child malesters,sex affenders,and any other person(s) that want to bring bullshit to the great world of CT we welcome other families as well but you have to were the Mafia name if you dont like it tough shit we will crush the shit out of ya..... W.C.M stands for World Coalition Mafia WORLD meaning anyone all over the world COALITION meaning all different kinds of group comeing to gether MAFIA meaning mafia we wont put up with bullshit perfesional organization that dont play games we want ct to be bigger and stronger then ever so think about it and hit me up if i

Sad
I am sad because I'm not with you. I am sad because I love you and this wait is killing me. I am sad because letting you go when we are on the phone hurts me. I am sad because I want to feel you sleeping next to me. I am sad because I want to be with you more than I want anything else. I am sad because I have to wait so long to feel your kiss. All these reasones are why I am sad. Baby I love you more then life itself.

A Little Hope In The Darkness
~Shadows of the Heart~ Love is what we all seek, That which will cure of us of being weak. Strength we find in the shadow of the heart, Knowing that we will never part. Warm and safe we cannot live, Without another, her strength to give. She smiles and invites you in, Her warm soft gaze makes you grin. Walking through life together, You both grow stronger and better. Many trials and victories are overtaken, Until the shadows of the heart are shaken. Change creeps in as change will do, Making us wonder is it me or you? The nights grow cold, The fights grow bold. Time goes by and our strength is weakened, Making us feel old and beaten. The knife does thrust, hard and true, As the shadow of her heart changes its hue. She has refound her strength in another. Making us wonder why we even bother. Our hearts do break, Leaving our souls to shiver and quake. The life we lived, the time we gave, Cannot be recovered from beyond the grave. The wheel wi

Survey
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

You Know Who You Are !!!
Once agian my life turns upside down > Its Crazy how shit works in life . The one i have always wanted has walked back into my life and bang everything flips upside down on me agian . The love of my life seems to still love me , shes so close to touch and still so far away . I just hope she realizes that she will always be my one true love !!!!!!

Long Lasting....
i'm sitting here chillin at the computer talking to JT...who i've been chatin online with for four and a half hours...but what can i say..he's IRRESISTABLE.... trust me if you knew this guy you would lose your freakin mind...just talking to him drives me wild... anyway, it's 3:45am on mothers day...WOO HOO...i've been awake all night with my daughter and she's just now fallin asleep but she probably won't stay that way...but yeah...have you ever been so head over heals for someone you thought you were in love...well try being head over heals in love with someone you've never met... weird right...but it happens... i'll post another blog lata...peace homies~!!!~

A Family
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race." The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"

A Husband
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

My Horoscope For The Day, Quite Interesting...
this is my horoscope for today, I find it quite interesting considering what some of you know is going on right now.... That whole eye-for-an-eye policy just means that eventually all the parties involved will go blind. Ever thought about operating with another body part -- like turning the other cheek? It'll get you where you want to go.

Today....
I have to say that today was a pretty good day. It sucks that its just now ending at 4 something in the morning, but it was good just the same. I look like a freaking cherry, and Im hurting really bad. But I guess I had to get my one good sunburn out of the way eventually. I spent the day out at the Blue Springs Lake in a boat, skiing, fishing, drinking, tubing, and for the first time, saw someone actually grill ON THE BOAT... that was kinda funny.... I sat around with some of my old friends that I haven't seen in a long time and I just had fun. Jessie, a girlfriend of mine, asked me to come out to Whiskey Tangos, but I had a bacherloret party (I think thats how you spell it!) to go to first, so I went to this little hole in the wall bar there, and hung out with Carla for a while. After that, me and my sister and her hubby went up to Tangos, that lasted all of 15 minutes, I hadn't drank much since the boat, and even then I didn't feel good after being in the sun, I think I had 1 mixe

I Wrote This To My Husband Before He Passed Away....
To My Husband (A Poem) My heart beats fast with each touch Never thought I could feel this much Pain, sorrow, happiness, glee All of this when you're near me Passion, trust, envy, hate True feelings toward my souls' mate. Laughter, joy, doubt, anxiety Words that describe feelings inside of me. Then again, words can't define What I feel when your heart beats with mine. Love is powerful, strong and true. Nothing you do will change my love for you. Trial and error, forgive and forget. The true nature of love is undetermined yet. My heart only beats for love that's true. Love I can only find in you. I look at you and see myself. Growing old, prospering in love's wealth.

Maddie's Eyes
Madeleine's Eye Holds Vital Clue Madeleine McCann's family believe a new picture of the missing four-year-old could play a vital role in the search for her. The photo clearly shows her distinctive right eye, where the pupil runs into the blue-green iris. It is this distinguishing mark that will identify Madeleine to those on the lookout for her, according to aunt and uncle John and Diane McCann. The Glasgow couple aim to distribute the appeal poster, which features the Crimestoppers telephone number, as far afield as they can. Family friend Andrew Renwick told Sky News that support for the search had been "overwhelming" and her family were extremely grateful. Mrs McCann said: "The purpose of the poster is to highlight the distinction in Madeleine's eye. "We want to make the most of it, because we know her hair could potentially be cut or dyed." Mr McCann added: "The poster was designed by a friend of the family and I've begun emailing it to acquaintances in diff

To All Da Moms Out There!
oh dear mother the smile that shown on your face how proud you were to be mom each day a wonderful experience that i'm shure we gave you i know now we weren't the easyest nor were we perfect little angels for we would be so sweet loving everything so angeletic but then there was them days that everything we done was bad we would be doing our yelling fighting like that was all we ever done with all hate hell forget sharing for then to we acted like we didn't know sharing what was that? a new shirt HA! we didn't want there was no pleasing us you knew how to take care of it also we knew you would you were there to lead us right never steering us astray you did the world fer us gave us the best you could of course at time we didn't appreciate it kids aren't always supposed to to see the actuality of it all you never expected us any different you accepted us the way we were we gave you all the we could always will show you respect never would i trade you

Follow Up On What I Think Is Shit...
well i was watching once upon a time in mexico a few hours ago at tasha's with her and juan.it gets to the part where the 2 cartel guys are watching the tied up retired fbi agent and they are talking about torturing the agent. When it comes for the dialouge explaning how one of the cartel men had a testicle cut off and it turned him off of torture... it wasnt even there!! it was airing at 3 in the damn morning!!! can people not talk about testicles any more without having big brother slam them from above???

My Short Story Of Me
I sit here day in and day out talking to all my friends male and female. I listen to all their stories of love and heartache. I wonder to myself, "How can one human take on so much and still want to be with the one person that hurts them so?" or "How could someone with everything feel so loney?".. what about, " I stay cause I love him." Are these good reasons to stay or feel the way they do? I don't know.. I just can't figure it out. Here is sit with no love, no life, and no man to call my own. Only have ones that talk to me just becasue they want a piece of ass or are they really trying to get to know me for who I am inside and out. I don't know. *Sighs* I don't think I will every know for sure. I listen to my friends and their stories of heartache and wonder do they really want to hear my long sad story. So I keep it to myself. They don't want to hear of the love of my life that let me go cause he didn't want to hurt me anymore, or how bad my marriage was, or what my oldest child sa

Quote For May 13
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. -- Aristotle The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. -- Elizabeth Stone This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Happy Mothers Day Melinda
I write this blog today, in concern for one really special person. She is a mother of three really awesome children. She goes out of her way, to make sure that her children are put first in every situation, even at the risk of her own health. She lives her life from day to day not knowing what tomorrow will bring for her, just what she can do to make her children and the people who truly touch her life and heart, to bring them Happiness. She is a mother in every aspect of the word and a woman with a heart of Gold. She has many terrific qualities that make her who she is, not to say she is without her faults as we all are. But I have, learned to look well beyond those faults and see the true inner beauty, of her. That is why I set before you, writing this blog to tell you of a wonderful woman and most of all a mother on this her very special day for just herself..... Happy Mothers Day Melinda...... you are truly a one of a kind mother who puts her self oput there for who children to the

Eurovision Song Contest
Sat in front of the TV last night for the first time in ages, just so I could watch some music from around Europe in the good old Eurovision Song contest. Incase you didn't know I watch TV when I have to, not all the time. So I was happily laughing away at the comments by our presenter and chuckling at some of the lunatic entries which had absolutely no interest to me whatsoever. When we came to the voting. Now bearing in mind this is supposed to be a contest about music and the best song winning. I placed my vote for Greece as I thought it was quite a catchy song, then I sat down to watch the rest of Europe vote. I'm there watching as the first 10 countries vote and can't beleive that the UK hasn't had 1 vote yet! Now I might be biased, living here but it was a bouncy up beat song, better than some of the other stuff that was about. Anyhow, the show goes on, I get more heated. I voted on my musical knowledge and taste, but it seems every other country is voting politically! What

Poem 1
Its been a longtime by Megan So much rage and anger I can't get it all down on paper Its been a longtime Since I spoke my mind Bundled up in a cocoon Ready to explode in the hot afternoon Never to forget the life I have lived Keeping me going Even crazy as it might get Where is the love Of those who say I love you darlin No matter what may come your way Its been along time Since I busted a rhyme Of how I truly feel And whats really going on inside The Lord is my God I shall not want The things of this world The hate and the lust Crazy it sounds To the people around So they talk and they mock Not knowing what can be found Take advantage they try Of my beauty within But all I got to say Is that you'll never win Keep doin me dirty You'll get it right back Because your out of line And really off track I'm tired of all Who've treated me this way So give it up Or I'll never stay

Happy Mother Day
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com I Love You, Mom In the early morning hours of this life's day I joined you in your journey You held me close atop your steed, Your mother's horse set in the lead. In time you taught me how to ride And reached my hand when I would stray. And now the morning sun is high. Our journeys parallel. I look to you, just up ahead, And cherish knowing you have lead Us both along the winding paths. I sense your strength in me and sigh. done by christine

Poem 2
Church by Megan Why in the world Are churches this way Too judgemental While having nothing to say Living a lie And not by the book They offer him nothing But a bag of rusty hooks Taking advantage Of those who believe While saying to others You gotta go leave I understand why Many hate church So if you wanna learn somethin Then just read his work

This Love
THIS LOVE This Love This Love is a Strange Love in that it can lift a Love This Love This Love I think I'm gonna fall again and ever when you held the hand and turn 'em in your fingers, Love This Love now rehearsed we stay, Love doesn't know it is Love This Love This Love doesn't have to feel Love doesn't care to be Love it doesn't mean a thing This Love This Love loves Love it's a Strange Love, Strange Love This Love, This Love This Love is a Strange Love, strange love I'm gonna fall again.... This Love lyrics:Cocteau Twins

Time
Time and timing go together to make a powerful combination. Any pursuit that we engage in, personal or business, is contingent upon a number of factors, including timing. They say that timing is everything. Timing certainly does play an important role in many things that we do. When we know how to use time wisely, we also acquire the insight and ability to recognize the right timing. In this way, we are able to know whether to wait for the right time, or to proceed at the present time.

Public Pervert
PUBLIC PERVERT If time is a vessel, then learning to love Might be my way back to sea The flying, the medal, the turning above These are just ways to be seen We all get paid Yeah some get faith before they die Then through stars we will navigate Through the holes in your eyes How many days will it take to land How many ways to reach abandon So swoon baby starry nights May our bodies remain You move with me, I'll treat you right, baby May our bodies remain There is love to be made So just stay here for this while Perhaps heartstrings resuscitate The fading sounds of your life How many days will it take to land How many ways to reach abandon So swoon baby starry nights May our bodies remain As deep we move I'll feed you light, baby May our bodies remain Oh yeah in history I'll treat you right, baby I'm honest that way, hey Swoon baby starry nights May our bodies remain lyrics: INTERPOL

Mother's Day
Mothers are everything for us when we are small...our lives revolve around her. For everything that we need we call mother. To protect us from all perceivable dangers we want her around us. To take us out we hold her arms. To kiss away our wounds we run to her. And for a warm hug and love we look for her. She is the focal point of our lives, the greatest human being in the world or should we say divinity on earth. On the special occasion of Mothers Day pay tribute to your mother. www.hostdrjack.com

Send Get Wells Plse
well happy mothers day to all mothers and we just found out that my dad has congestive heart failure again and it is progressing so plse send get wells so we can all be there for him my wounderful cherries.lots of luv to all.

Tired...
I woke up today tired of all the bullshit I was dealing with at this point. I was nice and it gave me a headache....I want to be the old me that didn't care about all this...I am just fucking tired. Thanks to those who put up with me and those who judge me and downplay my integrity...fuck you! I'm going to take a nap.....

Greywolfs' Time.............
He came in the room quietly even though she heard the door shut. She knew that the breathing that she heard was his because of the sounds that he made. She was on her knees in the fetal stance as was requested by her master. She had her blind fold on, that was on the list of things to do when she got home that afternoon. All, the sudden she heard him say "MY pet I am glad to see that you can obey as I requested in my list of things that I left for you today." He had told her this morning that there would be a list and she knew that she had better do it to the exact as he ask. She was only dress in a thong which she knew that he loved. He then walk to her and tilted her head uncovered her eyes where he could she her face and he gave her gentle kiss. He then look her in the eyes and said look at me my pet. You are in store for one hell of a night and as he said that he had a sheepish grin on his face. Then pulled her blind fold down. He told he to crawl over to the bed

Vampires History
------------- Vampire myths go back thousands of years and occur in almost every culture around the world. Their variety is almost endless; from red eyed monsters with green or pink hair in China to the Greek Lamia which has the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a winged serpent; from vampire foxes in Japan to a head with trailing entrails known as the Penanggalang in Malaysia. However, the vampires we are familiar with today, although mutated by fiction and film, are largely based on Eastern European myths. The vampire myths of Europe originated in the far East, and were transported from places like China, Tibet and India with the trade caravans along the silk route to the Mediterranean. Here they spread out along the Black Sea coast to Greece, the Balkans and of course the Carpathian mountains, including Hungary and Transylvania. Our modern concept of the vampire still retains threads, such as blood drinking, return from death, preying on humans at night, etc in comm

Happy Mothers Day
Happy Mothers Day to all my Fellow mom's! The trials and tribulations we all face every day are a challenge!! But we are there for the laughter and the tears and the hurts and the fears. Show the ladies below lotsa love! All Mothers and all special!!!! John Erskine: Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. Oscar Wilde: All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Rajneesh: The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. Peter De Vries: A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. Author Unknown: All mothers are working mothers. Oliver Wendell Holmes: The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in th

Moms Day Off Or Just Another Day?
i am going thew a bad brack up after 10 years we have two kids together 4 and 6. in the past he would tack the girls and let me sleepin but now well..... i am finding it hard to ajust to a alot of the lettle changes and i thought it would be the kids haveing this problem.... so now that its supost to be my day what do i do when i have noone to do it with?

Candles
Candles often reveal a sense of mystery, romance, or supernatural guidance regarding the setting in which they appear. The candle can also be a symbol of providence or security as it may illuminate circumstances. If the candle has an unusually large flame, the fire may be the central image. Do the candles have a ceremonial feel to them? If so, other aspects of the dream may be requiring reverence. Is someone else holding a candle or candles? Often a symbolic gesture by a dream character-such as holding a candle-will indicate that they are there to lead you.

Happy Mothers Day To All Moms On Ct!
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May 13
It's not easy to switch the course of your life, but if a potentially life-changing offer crosses your path, you have to at least consider it. What's most scary about this: taking the opportunity or passing it up?

Still Here
Sorry been gone so long. Been out of town for a little while but I'm back. I'll try to be on more again, but, been going out of town on business so it may take me a while to stop by and say hi. Keep in touch, I will get back to you all.

Adopted
I have officially been adopted into the family of "Don't make me pull out my knife and shoot you" family with all privileges and rights of one whom has never been involved in political unrest in Central America nor made a seven day candle with ear wax.

Horoscope 5/13/2007
Sometimes the real meaning isn't in the words that are spoken between two parties. Instead, it lies in what goes unsaid. Listen to vocal tones, the conversational pace, the body language. Speaking can only do so much.

Can You Name 7 People?
Name 7 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 7 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first No switching around the names either .. NO CHEATING!!! 1. Gabe 2. Allen 3. Dina 4. Jizzle 5. Elliot 6. Brittles 7. Andrea DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP!.. How did you meet number 4? Allen started going out with her >.> What would you do if you hadn't met number 2? Life would be without humor Do u have a thing for #1? hehe, that's between me and Gabe (isn't that right hunny bunz? *muah* XD) What would you do if 3 slapped you? She probably has during our hot drunken fights for dominance XD Where does 3 live? Perry Sound, That bitch! Is your #1 ur best friend? Fucker ran me over, what do you think... HELL FUCKIN YEAH! Who is number 3's bestfriend? Her Wife that she's living with... but I am so next in line :P Do you eat a

We Were In A Car Wreck And It Suxs! As Written By My Hubby.
We have had a lot of questions from several friends online and offline and I am going to spend some time now and tell you whats going on in our life. On Friday May 11th at about 4:30 PM on our way to work an accident happened. My lovely wife Sunshyne and our 13 year old daughter along with myself were heading down HWY 321 N doing a lower then posted speed limit rate of speed (About 30-35 MPH) when a car pulled across 2 lanes of traffic cutting off a pickup truck that was in the inside lane and us in the outside lane in front of Browns Creek Shopping Center in Maryville, Tennessee. Even though the accident only took about 10 seconds to happen, for me it seemed more like minutes. Even now 2 days later I can clearly remember each and every detail. As I was coming down the hill a small blue car cut across the road in an attempt to enter the shopping center. At the entrance of the shopping center was a red Dodge Dully pick up truck waiting to exit the plaza. In the lane to

A Mothers Wisdom
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. â€œBecause I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother

Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day! The original Proclamation was a call to activism for peace: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day_Proclamation 1870, Julia Ward Howe Arise then...women of this day! Arise, all women who have hearts! Whether your baptism be of water or of tears! Say firmly: "We will not have questions answered by irrelevant agencies, Our husbands will not come to us, reeking with carnage, For caresses and applause. Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn All that we have been able to teach them of charity, mercy and patience. We, the women of one country, Will be too tender of those of another country To allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs." From the bosum of a devastated Earth a voice goes up with Our own. It says: "Disarm! Disarm! The sword of murder is not the balance of justice." Blood does not wipe our dishonor, Nor violence indicate possession. As men have often forsaken the plough and the anvil at the summons of war, Le

Repost From The Nervous Breakdown Experiment
THE ETHICS OF SLATHERING YOUR MOTHER IN SCENTED OILS & MASSAGING HER DEEP TISSUE IN GRATITUDE Category: Life Day 274 of THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM experiment. So I was sitting around in the living room last night with my fiancee and the topic of Mother's Day came up. I asked my fiancee what we should get my mom for Mother's Day. "I thought you said flowers," said my fiancee. "Flowers might be boring," I said. "I don't know," said my fiancee. "I don't know either," I said. "I was watching TV this morning," said my fiancee. "Cameron Diaz was on. I think it was Good Morning America. Or maybe it was The Today Show. She was talking about how she gave her mom a massage for Mother's Day last year." "That might be nice," I said. "No," said my fiancee. "You don't understand. It wasn't like she gave her mom a gift certificate for a massage at a spa. I'm saying she actually went over to her parents' house with a massage table and physically

Love: It Does A Body Good
Why Love Does a Body Good Love, sex, and marriage may well be the greatest pleasures of life, but healthy doses of all three may also help us to live longer and healthier lives. Numerous studies have shown the connection between a loving marriage and a long life--to the point that the National Center for Health Statistics has said that married adults (as well as those in committed relationships without all the legal fanfare) fare better on a number of health measures when compared to those who are divorced, widowed, or never married, reports The Indianapolis Star. "There's plenty of evidence that both human sexuality and intimacy and love and marriage are very, very good for our health," Dr. Stephen Bogdewic, vice chair of family medicine at Indiana University School of Medicine told Indianapolis Star reporter Shari Rudavsky. "If a new drug had that same impact, virtually every doctor in the country would be recommending it." People who are married are less likely to smok

Error: You're Not Allowed To Do This.
this is to all my friends i have on here who leave me daily comments.i am sorry i am unable to return your comments due to no fault of my own. but i have been blocked from commenting-or replying to comments since friday 5-11-07 how long it will last i do not know. my messages to find out the problem has not been answered by bouncers-ct support-babyjesus or scrapper they will none of them return my pm. i get this error message when trying to leave you a comment or reply to the one you sent. just to let you know i still love you all and thanks for your understanding Suzy Error: you're not allowed to do this.

Another 4 Mother
QUOTATIONS "All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother." -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) "God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers." -- Jewish proverb "Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother." -- Lin Yutang "The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness." -- Honore' de Balzac (1799-1850) "My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her." -- George Washington (1732-1799) "By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class." -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh (1907- ) "The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom." -- Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) "Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all." -- Oliver W

Update About My Pc Problems
Well, I got a call from the CompUSA people, they said my PC have the mother board and the power supply screwed, so they have ordered the parts and now I have to wait a little over a week for them to tell me when it's going to be done! Fuck!!!.... I'm trying to do my best with my snippy's laptop... I miss having my own stuff though!!! booooooo Spanks Mistress M

What Kind Of Empath Are You?
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Fallen Angel. You are a Fallen Angel empath. You have not found your place in this world yet and wander as a lost soul. Your wings have been clipped but you know deep inside they will grow back. You need to fly free and proud. Fallen Angels are spiritual beings who were trapped by flesh, and are now seeking to spread their wings again. (from the Book of Storms at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Empaths/)Universal90%Fallen Angel90%Judge80%Healer75%Traveler75%Shaman65%Artist60%Precog50%What Kind of Empath Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

A Friend Took The Test So I Took It Too
You scored as P!nk. Your girl is P!nk! Shes a hot woman with an attitude, but has a caring side too. Sounds like good girlfriend material to me!P!nk92%Avril Lavigne83%Angelina Jolie67%Keira Knightly67%Which hot lesbian icon girl is for you? (aimed at lesbians) (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Terrist
there is a terrist supporter on cherrytap he is very into it look at his page i dont think this person should be aloud on ct i left a message for this fuck head his name is Mohamad 'Alpatchino' Fahm he has pictures of terrist like Bin Ladon on his page and AL Quida members this is serious shit he my not be a threat right now but he needs to be watched close!!!!

Downrater - Again
This guy rated my main pic a 5 because he dont like flowers, how freakin dumb and retarded ->Forsaken: thanks for making my mother's day so much better ->Forsaken: kk well take care and next time bit of advise, just pass it, don't rate it Forsaken: nothing personal about you Forsaken: it was rated a five because I hate flowers. ->Forsaken: i'm not on here to make enemies, i'm on here to make friends and get to know people, i'm just that type of person ->Forsaken: i know you have the right to rate at whatever you want but i think its rude; i'd rather not receive a rating at all ->Forsaken: well i just dont like rating people below a 10 and i wasn't going to do what you did and keep it at a 5 ->Forsaken: what the 5? Forsaken: the rerating surprised me. ->Forsaken: yeah why? Forsaken: are you feeling ok? ->Forsaken: just returning the favor Forsaken: thanx

People And There Stupid Fucking Questions
If this was actually a real bullet, I need to borrow the gun that uses them! I am running some errands today, which are all down, hot damn! I then feel that I could eat something. The only thing close is McDonalds and I figure, I will chance it! I figure a coke and a Ceaser salad should be one of the safest things from there to eat. Finally, after they went out to the gardens and picked all the ingridients to make the fucking salad, (fast food huh) they put it in my to go bag. The girl looked at me and said, what kind of salad dressing do you want for your CEASER salad? I must have looked puzzled, because she repeated herself, and I answered, Egyptian dresing maybe? She replied "huh" I said, Oh Christ girl, let it be Ceaser. As I was leaving I read a sign on the door, "Great Job Opportunities". Yes, for the stupid!

Photos
Hello! so now I'm here on Cherry Tap too... (and MySpace, Facebox, Flixter, + + + ) IF you now would like to see some more photos... (yes, yes, yes!) then come to my yahoo-group! Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Tall_Josephine 52 - yes, fiftytwo albums with photos!! You are very welcome!! *smile* Josephine 6'6 / 197cm - without heels!

John Mccain's Remarks About The Pledge Of Allegiance
>John McCain's remarks about the pledge of Allegiance! > >In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California , with respect >to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator >John McCain is very appropriate: > >"The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain > > >As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war >during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA >kept us in solitary confinement, or two or three to a cell. In 1971 >the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms >with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. > >This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result >of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs >10,000 miles from home. > >One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike >Christian. > >Mike came from a small town near Selma , Alabama . He didn't wear a pair >of shoes until he was 13 yea

New To Cherrytap
I see so many comments and shoutouts..I don't wanna be rude by not answering, but I'm new to this and have no clue what so ever as to what I am doing. So..thank you all for everything and I will try and reply when I figure out how!! Much love ~~Shauna

Life Goes On, Dont Let It Pass
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds yo u spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

5 Things That Piss Me Off
I GOT TAGGED! my friend, andrea, wants me to tell five things that piss me off. she says i am funny when i am mad. ive been told that before. ok, well, here goes. 1. i really hate it when you are sitting at a red light, it turns green, and before you have time to move your foot from brake to clutch and gas, someone is blowing their horn. this happened again the other day. people in too big of a hurry to get somewhere but not smart enough to leave a little earlier to get there on time. this guy blew his horn just as i started to move and that just went straight through me. i slammed my breaks on. he said something in sign language and i replied with the same. people, if you are in that big of a hurry you should have left earlier. if you are late, its not the fault of the person in front of you. ITS YOUR FAULT. 2. everytime i go through a drive-thru, i place my order followed by "thats all". everytime i hear the words, "would you like a ____ with that?" WTF! w

Are You Payin Attention
Sometimes the real meaning isn't in the words that are spoken between two parties. Instead, it lies in what goes unsaid. Listen to vocal tones, the conversational pace, the body language. Speaking can only do so much.

Mothers Day
Ok, so I'm stumbling around the internet coming across story after story of different peoples moms. Reading everything from moms working hard to raise a family, on their own, while getting medical degrees... Mom's doing great things for their communities while at the same time raising great kids who want to do the same... Moms doing this and moms doing that... blah blah blah If I sound somewhat cynical it's because I am. My mom never did anything in her life but get married, have kids, bitch about them... and well.. that's about it. It particularly sticks out in my mind a particular event that took place where my mom told me to my face "I WISH I'D OF NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED AND HAD KIDS!"... (Mother of the year award goes to...) She's not as bad as she used to be.. the medication sort of helps. She blames alot of the way she is on her own mother... who she ironically turned out to be exactly like in many ways, causing her to not only hate her own mother even more but to hate herself

Just Another Day......
Well this Mother's Day def. outdid last years.( i had a terrible stomach virus and at the time my son was only 3 months old) I would rather be sick and throwing up that being deal with the TOTAL bullshit that Im dealing with now. To start the day off, I didnt get to bed til about midnight. I kept waking up every hour seeing if Aaron was home. Well, i finally got up at 8:30am and he's STILL not home. about 5m ns later he comes in, he went to his moms after work because WalMart pissed him off. Wow, so he cant come home and tell me about it? wtfever. About 9:30/10ish Ace gets up.. ok so, it's Mother's Day, I figure I get a slight break in my mommy duties...wrong. I tell Aaron that Ace needs something to eat and I start straightenin up the house. Well, i look and Aarons asleep. He slept over at his moms.. he shoulda come home and fuckin slept. Thats HIS problem not mine. So i get Ace his breakfast and Im fuckin pissed. So Aaron makes a smart ass remark about me banging stuff around...which

Interesting
So, I get a call about nine in the morning. From my best friend Laura who I haven't had a chance to hang out with in several months. She tells me she'll be here in five minutes. So she gets here, gets out of her car with an armload of Balloons and a present. She tells me "Happy Mothers Day" and I just kind of stare at her. It's always fun being a single parent, sometime I think my friends have less sanity than I do.

If You Love Someone_x ¢¾
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ... then it"s not love .. it"s ~ Infatuation ~... If you love some one because you think that you shouldn"t leave him because others think that you shouldn"t ... then it"s not love.. it"s ~ compromise ~... If you love some one because you think that you cannot live with out his touch ... then it"s not love .. it"s ~lust~... If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it"s not love.. it"s ~ inferiority complex~... If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it"s not love .. it"s ~charity~... If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it"s not love... it"s ~friendship~... but if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that"s ~LOVE~ = if you get attracted to there people but stay with him without any regret

Grrrrrr
Ok so I'm on my way to work (late as usual lol) and I'm at a stop light..the light turns green and the first car goes then slams on breaks..the car in front of me slams on breaks so I do too..apparently not fast enough. So I hit her and the first car takes off (FUCKER). Ok her car has little damage. The bumper is scratched and the license plate is bent but my bumper is really scratched and dented and the hood is bent so it won't close all the way. Police get there and write ME a FUCKIN ticket! He put that I was following too close even though she said it wasn't my fault AND she didn't get a ticket when her inspection sticker was rejected! I am so fuckin mad it's not even funny lol So one good thing is it got me out of work today ;) SOOO if you love me..keep your fingers crossed that my fine won't be too much lol

Mother Is Only Half A Word
Today is mother's day and all over, people are taking their moms out for a lunch to say, "hey, thanks for having sex with some guy and not being smart enough to take the pill or use a condom". You see, mother's day is yet just another holiday invented by retailers to part dumb people from their money. And what is their biggest tool, other than the millions of sheep that follow any holiday put on a calendar? Easy, they use the power of guilt. Religions have known this special power for eons, but now retailers have finally learned they too can profit from people feeling guilty. Buy your mom some flowers.....if you love her. Take your mom to dinner....if you love her. If you were a good son or daughter, you would think of her on this day - her special day. And best of all, when some dumbshit asks if you called your mom on mother's day and you say, "no", the retailers have so brainwashed them that they give you a ration of crap to guilt you into doing something for your mom. And what says,

Why God Created Mothers
By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"? And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands." The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", said the Angel. The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!" "And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already k

My Horoscope For Today
Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. *-ha...-*

Happy Mother's Day!!!!!
Today is y'all day. So here is 2pac song "Dear Mama" enjoy and happy mother's day to y'all. "since we all came from a woman Got our name from a woman And out game from a woman I wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women Do we hate our women ? I think it's time ta kill for our women Time ta heal our women Be real to our women And if we don't We'll have a race of babies That hate tha ladies that make tha babies And since a man can't make one He has no right ta tell a woman when and where ta create one So will tha real men get up I know your fed up ladies But keep ya head up." -2pac Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Comment Myspace Sexy

Another 65 Questions About...gah, I Dunno...
1. How's your life going?: It's getting there...parts of it are freakin tanfastic. 2. What is your zodiac sign?: cancer 3. Do you hate getting pinched?: depends on who's doing the pinching... 4. Do you wear contacts?: nope 5. Are you allergic to anything?: not that i'm aware of... 6. What's your favorite basketball team?: do not want 7. Do you like reading?: got anything good? 8. Do you often get writers block?: ugh... i just can't think of anything to put here... 9. Have you ever gotten told you're beautiful?: ummm...no. 10. Do you have plans tonight?: Here in PA? no... 11. Do you own a blue dress?: not too fond of how i look in a dress... 12. Is hockey your favorite sport?: ummm...no 13. What is your favorite state to visit?: Colorado, and I'm going soon... 14. Would you ever want to go to Ireland?: yes 15. Who do you want to be the new president?: Fred Thomson, but he isn't running... 16. Are you interested i

Happy,happy,joy,joy!!!!!!!!!
Almost every day I see the same face On broken picture tube It fits the attitude If you could see yourself You put you on a shelf Your verbal masturbate Promise to nauseate Today Ill play the part of non-parent Not make a hundred rules For you to know about yourself Not lie and make you believe Whats evil is making love And making friends And meeting God youre own way The right way (chorus) to see To bleed Cannot be taught In turn Youre making us Fucking hostile We stand alone The truth in right and wrong The boundaries of the law You seem to miss the point Arresting for a joint? You seem to wonder why Hundreds of people die Youre writing tickets man My mom got jumped -- they ran! Now Ill play a public servant To serve and protect By the law and the state Id bust the punks That rape steal and murder And leave you be If you crossed me Id shake your hand like a man Not a god (chorus) Come meet your maker, boy Some things you cant enjoy

Romance
You Are A Romantic Realist You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance. Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know. And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball... But you'd never admit it to your friends! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

My Mothers Day
william woke me up so that we could go to his moms for bbq and i could give her my presents the night before trying to spend mothers day with my moms cuz she has church all day sunday i started feeling really bad came home and my tem in the hundreds again....got it down... well i was so excited about the day i even bought me a new skirt since i am pretty clothless....william was helping me shave my legs when we gently turned over the one with surgery he gasped and said my go you have a big bruis i told him to take a pick of it of course all of the bruise isnt in the camera lens but part of it is so here it is... at any rate the red was bothersome i had been complaining about pain in that area and heat so i called a nurse friend of mine and she said i better go have it checked since i have done nothing to bruise myself....it could be a blood clot so i had to go to the er .. fun fun.. well needless to say because of me mothers day party did not go off as planned insert what

~* It Takes A Dream*~
It takes a dream to see what one has and want to take it away from someone all becasue its something that u want... well here is a hint for all to see dont take something that is not your's. go out and find something that does belong to you and dream with it because its not fair for something so sweet, careing loveing and meaningful to be taken from someone that probly has just as much care and love for the same thing... All dreams are possiable and all dreams can happen with a little faith and hope that u trust in your self and others around you. I took the chance to dream of one love, I was told to take a chance and see were it took me and when i took the chance and loved who i am with i have never been so happy since that day that i seen that we both loved each other with all that we have. It was a so simple to open my eyes and see that all that i ever wanted was right in front of me and that i was ready to be loved and wanted to love. I thank him each and every day for being

Fun Stars 5-13-07
Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. hmmmmm, I seriously wonder what all this could mean for me

...it Does Count!
So many people, myself included, have suffered the heartbreak of miscarriage. So many people think that if you dont have the baby, you're not a real mother, because a miscarriage doesnt count. Bull. We are mothers just as much as those of you lucky enough to hold your little ones in your arms and watch them grow. While we never got to do that, we are still mothers. We loved our babies and did everything we could to protect them while they were growing inside us. So - to all you mothers out there who were robbed of the chance - this is for you. YOU DO COUNT! And hopefully, someday, you will get to raise a beautiful child, and be the mother you know you were always ment to be. What Makes a Mother? I thought of you and closed my eyes And prayed to God today I asked "What makes a Mother?" And I know I heard Him say. "A Mother has a baby" This we know is true "But God can you be a Mother, When your baby's not with you?" "Yes, you can," He replied With c

Happy Mothers Day...
To all of you mothers out there. Without you there would be no us! Keep your heads up and stay strong. I know a lot of times you come across those men... excuse me I mean males that disrespect you all and call you out of your name when they don't get something that they want out of you. I had to say males b/c those are not MEN. Keep strong and your perseverance will conquer all. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Her Heat
To a cold soul Her eyes are an oven Her observer beholds her heat He is beckoned beyond ignorance Her touch is like an open flame A warm glow follows her hand across his face Her lips feel like smoldering coals The kiss cures his curse The urge of violence is subsided She retreats the way she came Leaving him with only the ash of a memory

Things I Hate Today.....
I've decided to start a blog about things I hate. We do this in a forum I'm a mod for and it helps to relieve tensions and anxieties...not to mention let you vent...lol...so feel free to post a comment with your own hates for the day...it feels good to get it out!! So here goes.... 1) Long responses between IM messages or shouts...anyone awake on the other end? 2) men that think they are my Master..LMAO 3) rude customer service....whatever happend to being courteous? 4) weeds...need to pull those suckers soon 5) stubbing my toe on a hand weight and now the sucker is purple and hurts like a MUTHA...shit!

Dip/sniff Or Grab/hold
Topic : DIP/SNIFF or GRAB/HOLD TEST Let me start off by saying: If you don't like my columns, don't read the shyt.! No one is forcing you to..! Ok. alot of people have been asking me, "How the hell to I come up with this stuff..?" haha Usually, I'll just come up with a topic, or someone will send me a question or a topic to write about.. So, I do.. Once I start writing, my brain just gets overflowed with comments, stories I've heard, info, music lyrics..etc..etc Add the fact that I'm a crazy mofo... and BAMMMMMM... That's how these topics/columns/blogs come about. HOLLA... haha Ok. this was the very first Dr.Romello topic I ever wrote.. My cousin called me and was telling me about how she messed with a short d*ck guy... and I asked her, if she did the Grab and Hold test..??? She said, what the hell is that.??? So, I wrote it up, and sent it to her.. She laughed her ass off, and sent it to her friends... and BAMMMMMMMM, that's how everything got started.. :-) N

Thank You, My Friend
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com My friends are always there for me, and yet they know so little about me. They don't much care what I look like or how old I am, but they like my company anyway. We chat online, and send cute notes and things back and forth. They cheer me up when I am feeling down, and laugh with me when I am feeling good. We may share secrets, and know that they are safe. We share neat pages, pics and other cute stuff. We give each other little gifts along the way. We learn about each others lives, and send smiles and hugs each others way. We help each other get through the day. If I need someone to talk to, they are there for me.I cherish each and every one of them. Thank you all for being my friend. Tammie Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor

Am I A Firefighter Yet????
Am I A Fireman Yet?? > > > > In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year > > old > > son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. > > > > Although her heart was filled with sadness,she also had a strong feeling > > of > > determination. > > Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. > > Now that was no longer possible. > > > > The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to > > come true. > > > > She took her son's hand and asked, > > "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? > > Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" > > > > Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." > > > > Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come > > true." > > > > Later that day she went to her local fire > > Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a > > heart as big as Phoenix . > > > > She

Survey #1
Name: Birthday: Birth place: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Right Handed or Left Handed: Your Heritage: Your Weakness: Your Fears: Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thoughts First Waking Up: Your Bedtime: Your Best Physical Feature: One Thing That You Want Everyone To Remember You For: Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: MacDonalds or Burger King: Single or Group Dates: Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chocolate or Vanilla: Cappuccino or Coffee: Do you Smoke: Do you Swear: Do you sing: Do you Shower Daily: Have you been in Love: Do you want to go to College: Do you want to get Married: Do you have or want children: Do you believe in yourself: Do you believe in God: Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: Are you a Health Freak: Do you get along with your Parents: Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you play an Instrument: In

Idiots In Teh_shoutboxz!!one
I'm totally stealing from Obsidian, but I don't care. He's genius. OK, so this chick posted a mumm going on about how people are mean in MUMM, specifically why people post mean comments when they just want to know peoples opinions. I posted something about how the last thing I wanted to do when I came home from working in a grocery store (where you have to be nice ALL FUCKING DAY) is come home and be nice to people who shouldn't be allowed internet access. Oh and this is my comment, it becomes relevant as the broad tries to justify the conversation as me starting it. 2007-05-13 16:32:34 #46 of 54 is it necessary for you to learn how to spell? No but it would be GREAT. Where the hell did it say I had to be nice? If I'm having a bad day-like today-and I see some stupid mumm that makes me wonder why humanity hasn't regressed back to apes yet-like yours-the LAST thing I want to do is be nice. Why the fuck should I? Give me a good goddamn reason to be nice to idiots who

Sorry I Have Not Been On Too Much Lately
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON TOO MUCH HERE LATELY. I AM GOING THRU SOME TERRIBLE THINGS RITE NOW. FIRST MY UNCLE PASSES AWAY. THEN ME AND MY ONE SISTER GET INTO IT. NOW I HAVE TWO OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS ACCUSING MY FIANCE OF GOING THRU MY AUNTS CABINETS AT HER HOUSE AFTER THE FUNERAL. I WAS LIKE OMG WHAT. I WAS THERE IN THE KITCHEN THE WHOLE TIME. EXCEPT FOR THE BATHROOM. WHEN WE TOOK PICS HE WAS OUTSIDE WITH US. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD START THIS AGAIN. THATS WHY I LEFT OHIO YEARS AGO. I JUST CANT BELIEVE THAT THEY STOOD THERE THAT WHOLE TIME AND WATCHED HIM SUPPOSEDLY DO THIS AND NEVER SAY ANYTHING UNTIL SATURDAY. THEY LET 2 DAYS GO BY. I MEAN COME ON. IF I SAW SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG I WOULD OF TOLD SOMEONE RIGHT THEN AND THERE. THEY COULD OF PULLED ME ASIDE AND TOLD ME. OR ATLEAST CALLED ME. BUT NO THEY TELL MY SISTER TO TELL AND ASK ME. SO I TOLD HER TO TELL ME WHO SAID IT AND SHE WONT. SO I AM DONE WITH THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY. SORRY TO SAY BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN STARTING DRA

When Cops Go Bad The Revenge
WELL HELL WERE IN FOR IT NOW.THATS WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS THOUGHT. WE SURE MADE THEM MAD.THATS OK WELL GET THEM.MY MIND ON THAT NEW CAR THEY WERE GOING TO GET. O YEAH EVERY ONE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE GOOD. MY COSINS HOUSE WAS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD.ACROSS FROM THERE WAS DONNAS HOUSE ALSO ONE OF US.UP THE STREET ON THE LEFT WAS FILDS WITH HIGH WEEDS.ON THE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO DONNAS WAS DEBBRAS HOUSE. NOW DONNAS HOUSE WAS HIGH ON A HILL THAT OVER LOOKED THE ROAD.DEBS HOUSE WAS AT THE FOOT OF THIS HILL.BEHIND ALL THAT WAS WOODS WITH LOTS OF TRAILS.ONE OF THESE TRAILS LEAD FROM DEBS HOUSE TO DONNAS HOUSE. GOT A PLAN I TOLD EVERY ONE.LETS GO LOOK AT THE TRAILS IN THE WOODS. WOW THE ONE WE NEED NEEDS A LOT WORK FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. EVERY ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHATS THE PLAN BUT I WANT TELL BUT I DID TELL THEM WE WERE GOING TO HAVE TO RUN THIS TRAIL IN THE DARK.ITS OK HE ALWAYS HAS GOOD PLANS. BY GOOD PLANS THEY MENT A STUNT THAT WOULDNT LAND US IN JAIL.HELL E

If U Love Me.
If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this

Time To Support Our Troops !
SAVE THE DATES! -- June 22-24, 2007 UFPJ's 3rd National Assembly Chicago, IL Logistics * Registration * FAQs Turn Up the Heat on Congress! President Bush vetoed the $124 billion Iraq war funding bill, because it included a timid troop withdrawal plan. If we do not create a national outcry right now, Congress will capitulate and simply give Bush the money he wants to continue the war. Click here for the latest legislative information. It's time to turn up the heat on Congress! Activists are preparing for a peace surge in Washington DC -- to bear witness as Congress again takes up Iraq War funding and the Pentagon budget, and continues to hold hearings on civil liberties, torture, and more. * Monday, May 14: Mother of a March * May 15-July 31: SWARM on Congress * June and July: CODEPINK DC Activist House UFPJ hopes you will get the word out: There is plenty to do in Washington, and a steady flow of people into the nation's

He Died And I Cried...
He died today. I'll never know what type of man he was or if his mind was free of the cloud of regret. I don't know how many hearts he touched or how many smiles he gave to those who needed one the most. I only know that my lashes were spiked with the salt of my tears. Why would I cry over a man I've never met? I don't know, really. I tried to prevent the tears pooling in my eyes from scalding a path down my cheeks, but alas! I'm simply not man enough to restrain such a torrential onslaught of emotion. The sickening sound of his ribs cracking as his son performed CPR on his still form keeps ringing in my ears. It seems so horrible to be on the way to your parents house to celebrate your Mother, only to arrive to discover your Mother sobbing as she tries in vain to resuscitate your Father. I don't know. This death really bothered me. That's fairly strange, as both of my jobs require me to face death head on at any given moment and I've not really had a problem with it un

If You Dont Feel This?
What do I do to ignore them behind me? Do I follow my instincts blindly? Do I hide my pride / from these bad dreams And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening? Do I / sit here and try to stand it? Or do I / try to catch them red - handed? Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness, Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness? Because I can’t hold on / when I’m stretched so thin I make the right moves but I’m lost within I put on my daily façade but then I just end up getting hurt again by myself [myself] I ask why, but in my mind I find I can’t rely on myself [myself] I ask why, but in my mind I find I can’t rely on myself I can’t hold on To what I want when I’m stretched so thin It’s all too much to take in I can’t hold on To anything watching everything spin With thoughts of failure sinking in If I Turn my back I’m defenseless And to go blindly seems senseless If I hide my pride and let it all go on / then they’ll Ta

Tortured Soul
Tortured Soul Secret shadows keep me from light, I know I can not win this fight. As hidden flames engulf my emotion, With out them I can not react to the ocean. I try to scream out in pain, Silence escapes my mouth in vain. As a sword falls against my naked soul, Seemingly a fatal blow. No words come to my minds ear, As midnight draws near. Tempted by the hands of fate, Sadness comes too late. A world of endless darkness to come, As I soon become one. Part of a world that knows no bounds, A world where I can’t feel the ground. Blood chilling wind haunts me, I am never going to be free. There is no life for me to live, That is why my life I give. In this hardship I do try, Giving all until I die. Crimson puddles on the floor, Death comes knocking at my door. I answer with grief, As my pain soon becomes relief. The hooded figure standing tall, Casting a shadow on every wall. He speaks with words of ice, Telling me things that will suffice. Demons c

A Kajira's Creed
Q: What are you? A: a slave girl. Q: What is a slave girl? A: a girl who is Owned. Q: Why do you wear a brand? A: to show that i am Owned. Q: Why do you wear a collar? A: that Men may know Who Owns me. Q: What does a slave girl want more than anything? A: to please Men. Q: What are you? A: a slave girl. Q: What do you want more than anything? A: to please Men. from the Assassin of Gor, Book Three of the Chronicles of Counter-Earth by John Norman

Absolute
Don’t be absolute about yourself being so clever, when you might simply be surrounded by stupid people. Don’t be absolute about yourself being so beautiful, when you might simply be surrounded by ugly people. Don’t be absolute about yourself being so powerful, when you might simply be surrounded by weak people. But be absolute about yourself being lucky and blessed, because you are surrounded by life to fill your days with, people to cast love upon, dreams to bear hope for and miracles to give your name to.

Why Do I Even Bother?
4 hours ago I sent out a Mother's Day message to all my friends and family and I just checked and not 1, that's right not 1, of my friends or family took the time to read it. Now a lot of you don't know, but some of you do but must have forgotten, that I just lost my Mom last 4th of July; it took a lot of effort for me to even post that; there's a huge hole in my heart and my life that's not even begun to heal yet and now I see that I'm just wasting my time to post anything on the bulletins. I'm sorry if this is gonna upset some of you but quite frankly I'm a little bit pissed right now...and no it won't last and no I'm not going off the deep end. Just can't keep the hurt and pain bottled up anymore. Addendum: Boy I guess I just needed to unload; let me say I know that most of us have lots of friends on here and with bulletins flying on the board faster than fleas, we miss them...so once again let me say I apologize for venting like that; I certainly wasn't trying to piss any of

Update
Tommorow we move a few blocks over...it's gonna be closer to the schools and closer to the casino. I'll be able to stress alot less about the babies' safety so that kinda appeals to me. Looking forward to starting work next week yet I still have no clue what position I'll be filling. Hopefully either maintence or server. I've always enjoyed pleasing others as is obvious by my lifestyle. Once I do that I've finally decided which bills take priority. I'll have my own room finally so that'll make my move a little bit more comfortable. Um....Guess that's about it lol.

My Sexxx Survey ;)
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BOTH How often do you like to have sex?: AS MUCH AS THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO GIVE IT TO ME! Is sex a top priority for you?: VERY MUCH SO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: UMMM...SOMETIMES...HEE HEE ;) How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NO COMMENT, LMAO! How do you feel about one night stands?: NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM AS LONG AS UR SAFE! How many one night stands have you had?: AGAIN...NO COMMENT LMAO!! What's your favorite position?: DOGGIE SYLE! AND U BETTER BE SMACKING MY ASS AND PULLING MY HAIR!! Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE PUBLIC, WHERE THERE IS A CHANCE OF BEING CAUGHT!! Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: I ALWAYS MAKE LOVE TO MY HUSBAND. I JUST FUCK MY FRIENDS! Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:

Some Stupid Dumbass
What kind of dumb ass would rate my Irish Flag pic NSFW??? That is about fucking retarded. There is no way that, that pic is anywhere close to NSFW, all it shows is my heritage. If you don't fucking like it then don't look at my pics.I've had SO MANY PEOPLE rate it a 10. So to the person or persons that did this well you can FUCK right off. and one day We will rise again and you will be first on our list!

Dunno
Chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Be always with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me if i am your friend.... If you get more than 7 you are lovable...which I know you are

May 13th, 2007
Today is the last day that I will let my heart hurt over something I can not control. I have learned that you can't control someone else or someone elses actions. All you can control is how you react to the things they do. At times it is really hard. Its hard to not just curl up in a ball and cry when the person you loved for two years, is calling you a nigger loving whore, telling you he hates you and wants you to die, telling you he doesn't care if you eat, and he is going to burn your wedding dress because you can't wear white anyways. Alot of people have been telling me to keep my head high and not let it get to me, don't let it get me down, forget that he ever existed. Now everyone knows that is all easier said than done. But the thing is, I thought, or I know, that I have been doing a damn good job. Aside from his somewhat absent attempts to fuck with my head... I thought I was doing quite well. Why is it that my past mistakes are still being thrown in my face. Why is it that eve

Because Of You
Because of you In my room alone. I sit and wander.... What made me fall for you? Like thunder, like lightning You came to me and made me yours So easily. You smiled, you whispered.... Words that made no sense. But all that I could understand, Was that my life would come to an end. I would feel the pain, I would see eternity And it would all have been in vain. It was so quite all around me, My soul was almost lost for good. And then you came, And whispered softly; Remember LOVE...life is a game. I looked around and I saw nothing. Ohhhh......but that cool breeze, Reminded me of something. Reminded me of you my love I smiled and fell asleep With thoughts of happiness. The pain I had was gone for good. Because of you. Written in 2001 by Mara Drotar

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both depending on the moment Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:opposite definitely!! How often do you like to have sex?: As often as humanly possible till I'm dead!!! Is sex a top priority for you?: Pretty much. Gotta keep up with the wife! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yeppers! How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don't think I have...hmm... How do you feel about one night stands?: I've done it..eh...no big deal How many one night stands have you had?: A few What's your favorite position?: Her laying on her side with one leg up on my shoulder and one between my legs. If you can't get a visual I'll have to show you...lol Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Someplace comfortable Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Alot!!

My Horoscope.
My horoscope for the day: "Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back." Anyone want to tell me what on earth this could possibly mean? Since when does love come with a set of rules etched in stone? I thought that love, by it's very nature, defied all the rules. Maybe THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all this time. Heh.

My Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both - but mostly rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Both - depending who it is How often do you like to have sex?: AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!! Is sex a top priority for you?: DEFINTELY - YOU'D THINK I WAS A MAN WITH HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT IT Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: SURE - WE LIKE IT BOTH WAYS How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: LOL - OCCASSIONALLY - WE ARE SWINGERS...LOL How do you feel about one night stands?: I DONT MIND - BUT SAFETY IS KEY How many one night stands have you had?: hEHE What's your favorite position?: DOGGIE STYLE, BABY! BUT I ALSO LOVE ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS WAAAYYY UP OR BACK Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANY PLACE THAT IS SPUR OF THE MOMENT ON NOT PLANNED Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: MAKE LOVE TO MY MAN - FUCK MY BUDS :)

Love
" LOVE " When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said ILove U. .. U Asked Me: "What Is It?" When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. ... U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile.. When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear.. When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.." When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.." When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.." When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me.. When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U. . U Smile At Me.. When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U. . We Sitting On The Rocking Chair W

La De Da
Some days, weeks, months or even years,are hard to get through and sometimes its hard to find a reason to smile. But everyone makes mistakes and you have to ignore the people that think less of you because of things you've done.The past is the past, and it can't be changed. But it can be learned from. Find people that can accept who you are and forget about the ones who can't. No ones perfect so don't try to be especially for other people. Sometimes taking chances is scary; but remember, boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. You've just got to be strong and keep holding your head up high. They'll be so suprised when you prove them all wrong.

Mm Another Fantasy
pretty coed is in a bar just drinking her little fizzy special drink. wait a minute that is me. what the fuck. i ain't naive. "bartender i need a double shot of whiskey. I throw the shot back and slam the shot glass down on the bar almost hard enough to shatter it. You are sitting on the other side of the room when You see me do this and as soon as the glass hits the bar...Your cock twitches, it is telling You that IT is interested in this white piece of meat. so You get up and nonchalantly grab Your drink and walk over to me. You look me up and down in my short short mini-skirt and my skin tight top that leaves nothing to the imagination. You reach out and brush the back of Your hand across my breast and instantly my nipples become rock hard. You say " mmm interesting your tits like Me as much as My cock likes u". i bite back a moan and say Maybe. You tell the bartender to line them up and keep em coming cuz You are gonna get lucky tonight. i re

Would You.....
this is just something light hearted and fun. be respectful and keep it clean LOL Put "yes" "maybe" "no" or ur own answer and answer me back Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me Dance with me: Grind with me: Let me touch you: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Let me make you scream: Have sex with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift?: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Wanna see me naked: Do you think im hot: Could i turn you on: Could i make you scream: Would you be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:

If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat yo

Just Keep Holding On
We're always thinking that the perfect boy is going to come along & say all the right things. We keep dreaming someone's gonna care about us as much as we care about them. We get our hopes so high, just to be shot down. There's nothing we can do about it; we're girls & we need to realize that the best things come when you least expect them. just keep holding on babi One day you're gonna want that girl. That girl knew she wasn't perfect but tried to be perfect for you. That girl who wanted nothing more then to be there for you. The girl who sees your flaws but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still cant bring herself to hate you even though sometimes you probably deserve it. That girl who saw past your pretty face and treasured parts of you that no one eles had ever appreciated. The girl who realizes she may never have your heart but will carry the image of you in her forever. The girl that should have you but doesn't, even though she deserves

Sometimes
Sometimes you just have to use someone's words to describe how you feel........ Black then white are all i see in my infancy. red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me. lets me see. as below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn beyond the lines of reason. Push the envelope. Watch it bend. Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines. Black then white are all i see in my infancy. red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me. lets me see there is so much more and beckons me to look thru to these infinite possibilities. as below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason. Push the envelope. Watch it bend. over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind. Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line. Reach

Time For An Update
ok so its been since last thanksgiving since i wrote a new blog, so i think its time i write a new one. as of then, i have gotten a new job as a groundskeeper at an apartment complex. its pretty damn sweet even though the job is pretty tough. ive been broke for the past 3 months, but now i finally have money to get my life back on track. ive stopped drinking as much as i used to, im in the process of quiting smoking, and im on a regular sleep schedule. ive met this really cool chick named stacy. she's awesome. i dont think she knows just how much i really like her, but on the other hand, maybe she does. ill leave that up to her to find out. i dont wanna push her away by being so strong... things are finally starting to look up...for now. all good things come to an end. but im not worried about it now. ill deal with it when the time comes. other than that nothing really much new has been going on. sooo i guess this is the end of this blog. ill write more when im not so

I Did One Of Those Quiz Things...
You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills. The Amazing Spider-Man63%Lara Croft58%Neo, the "One"58%William Wallace54%Maximus50%Captain Jack Sparrow50%Batman, the Dark Knight46%The Terminator46%El Zorro42%Indiana Jones

Angelia(is A Story)
alright folks Sitting in the office watching the people come in and out of her boss's office. She wondered what it would be like if she where just to hide under his desk, with her mouth wrapped around his lushes cock while people came and went. She leaned back and closed her eyes, enjoying that thought. Slipping up and down his cock, eagerly waiting for his cum to come rushing out of him. Hearing him moan with pleasure. "Angelia!" came his voice. Still dreaming of the pleasure she was giving him she didn't realize that he was calling her name for real until he said it again this time more firmly "Angelia!!" snapping out of the dream she looked over to his office door where he stood. "Yes, sir!" angelia said as clear as she can. "Come in my office I need to talk to you about the proposal for Smith!" he said as he turns around and walks back into his office. His hair slightly tussled from running his fingers through it. His suit jacket was off and so was his tie. after all it

Sir Edward Bruce Hamley
A moth-eaten rag on a worm-eaten pole, It does not look likely to stir a man's soul. 'Tis the deeds that were done 'neath the moth-eaten rag, When the pole was a staff, and the rag was a flag.Sir Edward Bruce Hamley

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Job: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Three sum? 20. Anal yes/no? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. How many times would you make me cum? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Do you like toys 27. your perfect night of passion with me would be: 28. What would you do to turn me on? 29. Want do you want to do more than anything..? 30. Any

Here's Another One (story)
You are sitting at the desk upstairs at the grocery store finishing the order for work. Your head is pounding. You've taken Excedrin migraine but it has not worked. You and I are supposed to be doing grocery shopping after work which irritates you, but is the only time we can accomplish this this week. You're surprised when I walk in the door. I have a strange smile on my face which confuses you. You wonder what weird thing I've done now. You hear: "Produce, line two," over the speaker and take the call. You are then put on hold. "What?" you ask, a little irritated. "What's the matter, baby?" I croon. "Headache." "Oh poor baby. I'll fix it." You think I'll do something girly like rub my temples or fuss over me, and you're about to open your mouth to let me know that you've taken some medicine but I don't let you speak. Before you can respond, you see me under the desk, kneeling facing you, and I'm unzipping your pants, finding your cock and slipping Him into my mouth. "We can't do this

Death
IF TEARS COULD MAKE A RIVER AND MEMORYS A LANE I WOULD WALK UP TO HEAVEN AND BRING YOU HOME AGAIN LIFE IS SUCH A PRECIAS THING LIVE IT TO YOUR FULLIEST NEVER GIVE UP ON LIFE WE ALL GO THREW BAD THINGS IN LIFE SOME MORE THEN OTHERS EVERYTHING HAPPENDS FOR A REASON NEVER TURN YOUR BACKS ON THE ONES YOU LOVE BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE HERE TOMMROW SO IF U HAVE SOMEONE SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT KNOW ENJOY WHAT TIME U HAVE WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE DO NOT NOT WHAT TOMMROW WILL BRING US NEVER GO TO BED ANGERY AT EACH OTHER ALWAYS TELL THAT SPECIAL PERSON JUST HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM EACH AND EVERYDAY LOVE IS A PRECIAS THING NEVER WASTE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Thoughts
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you