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Honestly Would U.....
put a "x" in a box....paste ( ) Date me ( ) kiss me ( ) freak me only if your drunk ( ) make love to me ( ) make me your girl ( ) make me yo wife ( ) go on to the next cuz i aint hot enough

Too Good To Be True
ive had a good time here on lc ,and met some really good friends, but the past couple days ive had a bad experience here. I met some, started talking to and i really liked her, she seemed nice and sweet ,boy was i wrong ,she turned out to be a nutcase ,accusing of me using her to get someone else, that everthing i said to her was a lie. i had to delete her as frind,then i blocked her,so she started sending messages to me at yahoo,that im a liar blah blah, you get the picture. so i set messenger to ingore incoming from her, then she comes back to lc and gets new user profile becomes my fan and sends me a fan request. Anyway i really love being here with my friends and fans,so if you tryed to contacted me and i didnt respond i not ignoring , just buzy with this nut. LUV YA

Poem
HOLD ON TIGHTLY TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationships that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; your heart has a way of speaking louder than y

Escape
I held the knife so close to my heart. Like a foolish child I sat and I cried, Didn't realize what I had done, what I had tried. Tears mixed with blood, falling slowly to the ground. Covered in blood, pulled myself up, in tears scribed: To those who don't care, to those who can't see, Never Give up always thrive to be free. Didn't know how many people would later cry. Tried to be free, yet I see this isn't the way. Friend at the door, ran as fast as she could. Too weak to say I'm sorry, otherwise I would. In tears, looked at the blue sad day. When you come and see this pool of blood and me, This isn't the way my life was meant to be.

My First Blog Post Here...
Well, here I am. Bored as hell, sitting in front of a computer. There is absolutely nothing to do right now... well nothing appropiate for where I am. >_> Anyway... yeah, I'm gonna look around some more cus I'm still new here. ^_^

Ok I Guess This Makes Me A Necro
You scored as Death. Need I say more than you are obessed with death and you may want to get some help. Or maybe not.Death90%The Lovers85%The Devil80%Justice80%The Magician75%The World75%The Hanged Man65%Judgement65%The Fool65%The High Priestess60%The Empress and The Emperor60%The Moon

Something
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.

Locust Plagues Mexico
MEXICO CITY - Clouds of locusts have descended around the Mexican beach resort of Cancun, destroying corn crops and worrying officials in a region still recovering from the devastating fury of last year's Hurricane Wilma. Traveling in dark fogs, locusts are grasshoppers that have entered a swarming phase, capable of covering large distances and rapidly stripping fields of vegetation. "Imagine, they fly in the form of a flock. Imagine the width of a street," government official Martin Rodriguez said on Tuesday, describing the fields around Cancun on the Yucatan Peninsula. Towns have formed pesticide-armed brigades and are winning the war against the 3-week-old plague that has left tourist areas unharmed, authorities said. Squads wait until night when the flying insects are roosting on plants to blast them. They carry motorized backpack pumps to shoot chemicals in a crusade that has affected from 2,000 to 2,500 acres of farm land. "It is a war, effectively," said Germ

Military Friends Album
Hey everyone! As you all know I am trying to put together an album for all the military people and families. Well I have room for six more pics so if i havent added your pic yet and you would like me too please hit me up. And please take the time to stop by the album and show all our fellow service men and women a lil love. lots of love sexy army momma...aka...crystal

Need Help
hey every one. im try to get people to make mods for me. i had one done and love it. i don have the time are the stuff to make it. if you can please make one fore me. you can be as artistice as you want. like turn me in to something that looks cool. thanks you

Weeeee The Circus!
I think I might be too tall to join the circus as a midget. Sorry, Little Person. You know what? Midget. I'm going to say midget and all the midgets just need to deal with it. Hell, I am called a cracker and white devil almost every day and you don't see me whining about it. Little bastards. *tears* why do you call me a white devil?

Newest Poem
HATRED years of mistrust and hatred have changed me in more ways then i would like to believe what you see when you look at me is just a shell of my true self my heart is full of hatred from past experiences some of which i can't recall others i remember as if it was yesterday thoughts of you burn holes in my soul suicide has tempted me so many times to end the pain i feel everyday

Just For U
I'm writing this just for you To tell you, exactly what you mean to me There is not another mother like you With all the shit I put you through You stood beside me thru thick and thin Strong and proud wouldn't brake or bend All my stupidity You were always there for me I told you just leave me be I hurt you deeply, wouldn't let you close But still strong and proud wouldn't brake or bend Had our ups and downs Blood is thick threw our veins You tried to warn me about guys When I got hurt you listened to me cry To this day i wonder how and why Strong and proud wouldn't brake or bend Helped me practice took a couple hits Took me to ball games never missed one I always wanted things my way Didn't care the price everyone else had to pay All I cared about was myself Put you thru living hell Like always strong and proud wouldn't brake or bend 19 years down the road who would of thought We'd end up like we are today I've made mistakes and learned from them Now all I

Surgery Date
hey all, i will be signing off for a while. i am having my boob surgery on friday the 29th as you can see from my profile countdown clock. i will be offline for about a week. looking foward to reading some nice comments and emails when i return. wish me luck!

People
I don't know what it is about me. I seem to just drive people away. Maybe it's my fear of closeness, whether it's a guy or girl. Someone gets too close and I push them further away. I constantly have a wall up not allowing anyone to truly know me. I can't show weakness, I can't show vunerability, I've always been the rock! Sometimes I wish I could just give in, let out all the pain and anger! I guess I'm just feeling down and alone.

Addictions!
It's funny, how many places on the web that are like this. All of them are quite addicting. Although I must say that this one rocks!! Far better then myspace. So now there is something else to put my thoughts and views on things. Another thing for me to rant and rave on LOL. You all are doomed!!! LOL

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so

Some Solitude
This is written by myself. (C) September 1, 2006 it has musical arrangement. this song will be on my next cd as well as the others i have listed in my poetry blogs. SOME SOLITUDE Karin-Rochelle Digrugilliers-Wilmoth heavy laden this burden i carry i need to walk through the door i need an answer this life i am staring down heavy laden this rock that i hold i need to drop it i need to let it go.... I need to let it go I need to let it go I need to let it go And gain some solitude. heavy laden there's a reason I seek to find and answer to why I'm still holding this sorrow heavy laden why can't i exist without this sorrow without this pain without this life long list i need to let it go.... I need to let it go I need to let it go I need to let it go And gain some solitude. *i'll walk a round, my head held high I'll tell you there's no problem I'll answer with an i don't care: but i do....... I need to let it go I need to let it go I

Moving Day
Dear readers, On friday september 29, i am moving. i wont have the internet untill the internet gets hooked back up. I will be back!!! hope I get to make more friends out there in cherryvill!!! later.

Thru The Tears
No more worries no more fears I'll dry away all your tears Here to stand by you through the years I will help you conquer all your fears And wipe away every tear We will steer down the road together No matter shiny or rainy weather Deep in our hears the fire will burn As long as weere together there is no wrong turn So no more worries no more fears I'll be here to dry them tears The flame for you will always burn Deep down in my heart it will churn No more worries no more fears I'll stand by you through the years

Sorry
To all my friends and fans and family. I will try and get you all your profiles and rate and leave comments to you all. this last week has just be nuts for me at work. trying to sneak in here and visit and rate and not have the boss see. Ya i know my bad but thats me. Well i hope to talk to you all sometime soon.. LOVE YA ALL

Lonely In The Dark
Ive laid here months now lying bymyself, though many lay beside me, I fear the absence never left. So long ago my heart was whole and you were there with me Now your gone and Im alone no matter where I be. In Heaven you look down on me you see the pain Im in Though I know you remember me I feel alone in the end. Why'd death have to come so soon and end our paradise? Why'd God have to steal you away just to have you by his side? Im left with hurt and fear and rage now that you are gone. The reasons nonexistant to me as to why I should go on. But lo I know should I end my life the place I go is out of your site And Id rather cry day and night then to never see you again after this long fight. In death we shall reunite and may Heaven let our love shine bright For without you I am what Ive become, and empty shell of the man whose fight is done. I pray you haunt my waking life til God takes pity on my life but should that day never show I pray that you still love me so.

The Hardest Thing
They always say that the hardest thing in life is having your parents die or get your heart broke but really the hardest thing for me was losing my son. I lost Jayden Lynn Thomas Kemp on December 31st of 05. I was 34 weeks pregnant and he was still born. And all i could do when I found out was stare into space because i did not want to believe it. Its something i would never wish on anyone. Its actually the hardest thing any parent can imagine that can happen in their lives. I'm still having a hard time with it but its something that will get better in time i guess.

Let It Be
My heart is singing let me free Why wont the past just let me be I dont need no more hurt and pain Looking for something great to gain That slowly eases away the pain No more deep cuts to my veins I dont want no more hurt and pain This time I'm using my brain No need to stop and strain I've got something great to gain Finally pushes away from the hurt and pain No more bleeding hurt or pain Going through my head and veins

South Joke
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

The Awaiting Dream
All I want and all I need Someone who wont make my heart bleed Take it easy, nice and slow Hugs and kisses, holding tight through the night Someone who wont cause a fight Laze around with all day Through everything I know will stay Cuddle and hold me late at night Making sure im safe and feel just right Take it easy ,nice and slow Get to know me, go with the flow This feeling I have I dont wanna blow So lets just take it nice and slow All I ask is we be ourselfs I aint greedy dont look for wealth Just wish us all good health We'll take it easy, nice and slow You will see that i'm for sure My heart is mended, for you is pure It's yours for the taking All I ask is please dont brake it

Looking In The Mirror
He makes me laugh He makes me smile I just want to giggle a mile My heart skips a beat Dances to a brand new tune Slowly filling like a balloon I like the feeling Can not hide it Falling for him more and more Wont let him know yet Think i'll burry it Afraid of getting hurt again I feel i've found a real good friend And so much more The only one i'm falling for Scared to bend, let my guard down Worried it might bring another frown Upon my pretty face Dont want to be a discrase Go nice and slow I'm in no hurry The past is still being buried No need to worry theres only you to sit and stare in the mirror

Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Q: Have you any grounds? A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? A: It made of concrete. Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? A: No, we have carport, and not need one. Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Q: Does your wife beat you up? A: No, I always up before her. Q: Why do you want this divorce? A: She going to kill me. Q: What makes you think that? A: I got proof. Q: What kind of proof? A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugst

The Truth
Once so deeply in love Was hurt so bad My theory whats love It wont work if Theres no trust,hope, or faith, Lieing, cheating, and backstabing How can you be hurting Still be deeply in love He talked so smooth Knew exactly what to say His own was of getting me to fall for him Did he really love me Or was it all lies, being used I guess I will never know What it is, I truely need to hear Just a simple yes or no Hiding in fear Of wasted love of a year I really did love him Honestly dont know why No more crying, wasted tears No more hiding from the fear Maybe not knowing is best for me Finally lay the pain to rest I've moved on Passed one of lifes tests

Brand New
Okay this is my very first blog on l.c and sorry to say but I don't have anything interesting to say at this time hell its too early in the morning for me! But i just want to say thank you to everyone that has shown me love already!!

My Twins .....
are home from their fathers. They here living in Regina, Sask for 9 months. They finally told me they wanted to come home. They hate it out there and hated a few other things too. My mother, god bless her, got on a plane from Vancouver BC at 7am. Landed in Regina hours later, with a hour and a half to kill. And then flied back with my twin girls. So yes. She went out there to meet them at the airport and came back. Got to love mommys ...... some times .. lol. Anyways, I just want to share that my girls are finally home with me. Everyone have an awsome day. Thanks Valley

I Was Pissed
Lying dead in a ditch Flesh shredded and torn No recognizable seen As the flesh slip from thy bone You may run away and take a breath Please stay and watch the flesh fall Breathe in the sweet decay Of rotting death and sorrow Enjoy my death that you see before you For this is the first and last

Where Is God
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sternertone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where

School Bush
President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little good press. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. President Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions. First,

Thank U
Hey everyone! I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who comes to my profile and leaves comments. They make me smile. I usually am not able to get on much. I have been logging on from work lately, that can be a bit tricky sometimes. haha My internet at home is busted. =( So I just wanted to say if it takes me awhile to comment you back I am sorry. I really appreciate everyone of you. Sometimes I am having such a bad day, then I get on here and someone makes me laugh or smile! That is the best gift! So thank you!!! =) Have a wonderful day!

Great Truths
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget t

Heart Broken
I cry each moment I think of thee Leaving tears on my eyes Wishing that you where still holding tight Hoping that you where still in sight Knowing that you’ve left Seeing that your memories are still hunting Sleeping has no relief Causing graphical almost physical truths of falseness To these ever tearing eyes Wishing you where gone completely Out of thy head, so this pain would go away How many more tears will I shed till you leave How many more nights will I dream of thee How much longer till this is gone Tears running down thy face No longer blue and clear Tear ducts turning red with pain and furry This is the last drop Nearing the end of good bye

About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF Name: Nikki Deans Birthday: December 5 1978 Birthplace: Eau Claire, WI Current Location: Eau Claire, WI Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5’9 Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed You’re Heritage: Finnish, Italian, English, Irish, Cherokee & I don’t know what else You’re Weakness: chocolate, romantic gestures, & Vin diesel You’re Fears: I am not raising my son Brooklyn right Your Perfect Pizza: Taco Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learning how to cook different ethnic foods Thoughts First Waking Up: check on my son and give him a kiss You’re Best Physical Feature: my eyes You’re Bedtime: when ever I go to sleep You’re Most Missed Memory: my mom and dad being together before they got divorced Single or Group Dates: both Cappuccino or Coffee: both Do you Smoke: yes, cigars Do you swear? When I get mad enough Do you sing? I was in choirs in high school Have you been in Love?

What Art Movement Are You???
You Are Modernism You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology. You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways. As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path. You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense. What Art Movement Are You?

Can't Remember Shit Syndrome + C.r.s.s
I just asked babyjesus for help replying to a post.I have no idea how to repost something.I can't cut an Paste so if it requires that I'm fucked.I feel I have early symtomes of Alhiemers.Can't spell,can't remember.If what ever I'm trying to accomplish isn't already in my brain filed away I'm fucked.Learning new things very difficult.On the computer I'm really a Lame Brain.I can be shown how to do something an practice on it all day.The very next day I no i was shown but i can't recollect what it was.Here is a story that was told to me by one of my drinking buddies threw the yrs.its about me.an i do have some recollection of it.I don't no if I was just to drunk or on drugs or maybe i had a small stroke,no clue but here it is.I was in a bar,the bar tender new me.Asked me my name,I didn't no.He asked me my age,I didn't no.he asked me where I lived I didn't have a clue.An my buddy says I sat at the bar drinking a coke,trying to figure out how old I was.He says I asked all sorts of peple w

Dating Purity Scores:
Your Dating Purity Score: 64% You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test

Drunk Joke
BEGGING FOR A PUSH A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "So, did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and it's pouring down rain!" "Well mister, you certainly have a short memory'" says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped push us off the highway?" "I think you should help him, and you should also be ashamed of yourself." The husband reluctantly does as he is told, he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.

How Is Your Inner Child???
Your Inner Child Is Surprised You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

I Should Be A Scorpio..hmmm...i Thought I Was ...or I Am..wtf ??im Soo Lost!
You Should Be A Scorpio What's good about you: intense and energetic, you can easily transform the vibe of a room What's bad about you: if someone rubs you the wrong way, you'll sting them! In love: you experience very strong feelings - both passion and jealousy In friendship, you're: likely to demand loyalty and dump friends who don't provide it Your ideal job: circus performer, hypnotist, or hunter Your sense of fashion: revealing, daring outfits - you love taking fashion risks You like to pig out on: spicy Thai, Mexican, or Indian food What Sign Should You Be?

Little Bit Of Nothing.
This blog just sits here and beckons to me, so I suppose I should put something in writing. I come to these sites as a way to promote my business. Along the way, I find myself making friends! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that RubyJean isn't my real name. But, I find that Ruby is a big part of who I am. And, conversely, I am a big part of RubyJean. I guess that's why it's so hard to stay strictly business. So, if you come to chat in my Lounge (RubyJeans Phone Booth ) You aren't going to get hit with a dozen requests to call my phone lines. The links are there, on my page. You know where to find me. No, you'll just get a down home chat with the woman behind the woman...a little RubyJean and a little...um...that other chick! :-D

The Underwear Oracle
What Your Underwear Says About You You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there! You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year. The Underwear Oracle I MUST SAY I DO NOT AGREE WELL..NO..I KNOW ALOT OF THIS IS NOT TRUE...BUT WHO KNOWS...MAYBE IT'LL BE ABLE TO GET IT RIGHT WITH YOU...LMBO!

Things Stressed Women Say At Work
>Things Stressed Women Say at Work > > >1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you. > >2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. > >3. This day was a total waste of make up. > >4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? > >5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. > >6. Do I look like a people person? > >7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. > >8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. > >9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. > >10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and >senseless acts of self-control? > >11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. > >12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. > >13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > >14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. > >15. Stress is what you have when you wake up sc

Joke
PESCRIPTION MISTAKE A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

Hey Peeps.....
hey guys & gals, just poppin in to ask that ya'll place your 10's for me toay in the nipple nibbler contest, the link is below, thanks alot, kisses hugs licks and love! mrshard2please http://www.bbwadultmodels.com/contests/?id=320

Fake Ass Friends Vrs Real Friends!!!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS:

Fire Is My Love Element...
Your Love Element Is Fire In love, you are a true listener and totally present. For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt. You attract others with your joy and passion. Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate. Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life. And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal. You connect best with: Wood Avoid: Water You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly What Element Is Your Love?

Naughtypoll.com-ive Been A Naughty Girl...
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?24-26 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 18. Spit or swallow?S

Ha Ha Ha Im From The Moon!!! How Bout You??
You Are From the Moon You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon. You're in touch with your emotions and intuition. You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory. Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone). A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?

Romantic Sex Is The Best Sex For Me....(quiz)
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Little Johnny Strikes Again
Little Johnny strikes again A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you

On The Truth & Trust
Ok this is a rant that might hurt someone's feelings. i'm sorry if it does but I speak my mind ALWAYS. I was raised Wiccan. I was not raised under the lies of christianity. the "easter bunny" "Santa Clause" "the Tooth Faery" and such things as that. all lies made to make children feel better toward christianity. now that rant is not about religion is about trust. I do *not* lie. gave that up a long time ago. I found it only hurts those one lies to, and it hurts the ones lying. case in point for me. 4 years ago in Austin Texas I was in a relationship with a woman that shall remain nameless; for a period of 3 years. during those three years she told me to my face that she loved me, she wanted to marry me and all these wonderful things. though to other people but on the streets, in malls, and over the internet; she told them I was stalking her, she was afraid of me. She actually claimed to people online that i had "followed her home and cut her face with a knife leaving horrible

Still Hurtin!
i finally passed out last night at like 0200. I was tossing and turning all night. i finally got up at like 6 something and realized my phone was dead. then i got up at like 8 something and thought my migraine was gone, but boy was i wrong. i still got it and its kicking my ass. im babysitting my little gabbers again today. but she should be easy today. all smiles and talking. her first birthday is coming up 8 november. not really sure what we're doing for it yet. oh well, im sure holly and i will think of something. Lynn is coming over with her little girl for a little bit before she heads to Arkansas for the weekend. well, thats about it. Blessed Be! ~Dark Queen

My Love Style Is....
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?

New Windows
new windows "Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive Double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call From the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the Work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME Last year.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for Themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just Hung up.... He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument."

Cannibals
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

Cruise Special
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special. $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent says, "Yes, ma'am." He grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her into a large inner tube, pulls her out the back door and downhill to the river bank, where he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays down her money, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for awhile before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?" The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year!"

Biting Is What Turns Me On When It Comes To Being Kinky!!
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting83%Bondage83%Chains/Handcuffs75%Whips42%Blind Folds33%Blood25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

A Soldier's Thoughts
AS he sat on the sand he woundered when he was going home knowing he couldn't till he made this land a peaceful one. Every day he sees men going home but there not walking out there in boxes and he don't know why most of these people don't want freedom. It's not this way in my land, we like walking down the street and not being shot at and holding our loves ones out of love and not fear. Some of these people are in our land and put us for what we're doing here well if they can do a better job then me I'll gladly trade places with them to be with my family and let them hit the ground when the shooting starts.

Dave
Dave Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and he felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave............ Dave............ Dave............ "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

My Kinda Woman
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down....

Come Home
We went to war to make things right, to free a land from a mad man, and to stop the torture to his people. What happened to justice, our farther's, mother's son's and daughter's are dieing for something called freedom. I pray to God they come back home to there family and friends in one piece.

Hmmm... Facts-n-figures.
-FACTS- The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000, or 20% of the world population. They received the following Nobel Prizes: Literature: 1988 - Najib Mahfooz. Peace: 1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat 1994 - Yaser Arafat (A REAL PISSER of a Choice) Physics: 1990 - Elias James Corey 1999 - Ahmed Zewail Medicine: 1960 - Peter Brian Medawar 1998 - Ferid Mourad ________________________________________ The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000 or 0.02% of the world population. They received the following Nobel Prizes: Literature: 1910 - Paul Heyse 1927 - Henri Bergson 1958 - Boris Pasternak 1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon 1966 - Nelly Sachs 1976 - Saul Bellow 1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer 1981 - Elias Canetti 1987 - Joseph Brodsky 1991 - Nadine Gordimer World Peace: 1911 - Alfred Fried 1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser 1968 - Rene Cassin 1973 - Henry Kissinger 1978 - Menachem Begin 1986 - Elie Wiesel 1994 - S

Day By Day
I see the sun go down, today is done and past, tomorrow is ahead,a better day I pray and it'll be what I make of it. I think how can I make it better, wake up with confidence that I'll get better with time, that I'll learn some thing that will help me in life, and make me a better person.

Geting Better
To get better you have to know your sick. What makes you sick, do you get to much on your mind and it crashes or you feel every ones aganst you. People don't understand when you hear vosies and no one is around or see things that's not there, or they have a problem like me and can't go into crowds because you feel traped and walls closeing in. It's not fun but with time I'll get better.

My Sexual Style Is Exciting! Whats Yours?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting88%Soft81%Hot75%Wet69%Sweet69%Shy38%Awkward31%Violent31%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Let The Past Go
How can I see past what I've done and make it right with friends and family. It's hard when they won't let you forget your mistakes or live it down, so how do you forget, you don't all you can do is hope and pray I can make it. Thank all who has helped me with all of my troubles...

A Lil Change
So I decided to dye my hair back to brown. Actually its going to be darker then my natural hair color. I really love the red but with how fast my hair grows and with my roots I would have to dye my hair like every other week or something...thats too much work and too much money for me. So anyways let me know what you guys all thing. I'll post a picture eventually.

Love Is
Love is some thing that comes when you don't expect it, that look some one gives you or the way they hold your hand. Love is the little things they do. Love isn't about how much you have it's about the heart. Love is when two hearts become one.

Re: The Cherokee Nation
The Cherokees called themselves the Ani-Yun' wiya meaning leading or principal people. The original Cherokees lived early times in Georgia, Alabama, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia. The Cherokee seal (above) was designed to embrace the early government structure, and the eternal endurance of the Cherokee Indians. It was adopted by Act of the Cherokee National Council, and approved in 1871. The seven-pointed star symbolizes: (1). the seven age old clans of the Cherokee: (2). the seven characters of Sequoyah’s syllabary, meaning "Cherokee Nation." (The Cherokee characters are phonetically pronounced "Tsa-la-gi-hi A-yi-li") .. The wreath of oak leaves symbolizes the sacred fire which, from time immemorial, the Cherokees kept burning in their land. Oak was the wood traditionally burned, different species of oak having ever been indigenous to Cherokee country, both in North Carolina and Georgia as well as in the Indian Territory to which the Cherokees re

My Little Girl
I was there when she was born she is my live she's my little girl. I was there when she said her frist word she's my little girl. I was there the frist day of school she's my little girl. I'm walking my little girl down the hall and giving her away she's not my little girl any more she's a woman now. I's been a year now and here I am in front of this glass, as my son in law looks at me and says that's my little girl.

Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e

The Pain Is Not Mine
The pain I feel is not mine. The pain I see is not mine, I hurt, my heart aches because of the painshe feels. My love for her is strong. I feel whatshe feels. Iwish I could take the pain away but I can't, all I can do is love her.

Australian Women
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but

Policemen
Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro (Chevy US). He took off down the road, pushed it up to 150 kph and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great!" he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a Police Car. "Problem" thought Keith and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped. He then thought "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said............... "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her

The World
God gave his only son so we could live and people are killing each other in the streets homes is that what God gave his son up for a world full of hate. The bigest problem with the world today is people has forgot about a book that's called the Bible. The only law we should go by God's law.

Your Love
when I look into your eyes I see love, a love I need every day of my life. I don't know how to tell you I love you all I can do is be there for youand show you the love I have for you. I've come so close to you I feel the compassion in your voice the soft touch of your hand in mine. I pray I will soon know your love then we can be one, I love you...

War
In a world full of hate what chance does the children have? We send our young men and women to war. All will not make it back to there family's, there children will never know there farther's and mother's. What do we tell them? They died for what they believed in and that's freedom! They we're killed by a mad man by a man that didn't care for his people, or how many died. As Americans we care and as Americans we will stop this evil and the children will know there mother's and farther's died as heros to keep us all free.. God bliss every Soldier who has fought for freedom.....

Lil Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down th

Really Don't Know What To Name This Poem
Dark Angel, wy are you knocking on my door? Didn't I tell you that I don't want you coming around no more. When you come around you make my life dreary. Why are you making me so weary? Angel of Light, hear my plea. Release me from these chains that are binding me. Help me to walk with my head held high, so high that I can reach the sky! RB

Pills Mixed With Booze
Here's a listing what I take for Medications.Why I shouldn't Drink.How I find myself Addicted to 1 of my Meds.Rightfully I shouldn't even be going to NA because of this perticular med.Arthritis 80% of my Body.Useless Med.Motrin 800 mg.1, 3 x's aday when needed.Been on it over 10 yrs. does absolutely nothing.Flexeril 10 mg.1, 3x's aday,Muscle Spasims & Pain.Helps a little been on it over 10 yrs.Crestor, 10 mg.Cholesterol, helps keep my cholesterol down.Zantac,150 mg.Heartburn,doesn't help useless been on it off an on for over 10 yrs.Lisinopril 30 mg. High Blood Pressure,doesn't really help.was on something else before that actually worked better,I'm one of the Lab Rats.Terazolin 1mg.Enlarge Prostate an blood pressure.1 before bed.Just started taking this one.Used to do the herb Saw Palmetto,bit exspensive these days.Trazadone 100 mg.1 before bed,anxiety.Was put on 25 mg of this in 2001.Doesn't work all the time.If not a sleep in 10 minutes after takeing forget it.My Favorite Drug that I

Inner Child
Inagination runs wild I'm the inner child happines and glee showered me. Something goes wrong inner child is gone deppresion sets in can't go through it again what happened to my brain wish I was insane then I counldn't feel. Let the wounds heel will it ever stop. Soon I will be dead.

Children
Today we live in a world of hate, where the achievements of men are decided by weapons they invent. In a world like this, our children killing each other over something they'll never own; children buy guns on the streets, then that same gun ends up in school killing other children, then we blame drugs or some rock and roll band when we should blame ourselves for not paying attention. This would not have happened if we lived by God's law and not man's. And that's what's wrong with children.

How Are You In Bed????
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Slave To BDSM65%A Romantic63%Virgin43%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

A Child's Prayer
A child sets up in bed crying, wondering why his farther won't take care of him. A child ask God why would farther rather spend his money drinking with his friends than feeding him. A child's mother leaves his farther and gets a divorce and meets a man who don't drink and as time goes by they marry. A child kneels beside his bed and prays, thank you God for not letting me go to bed hungry, thank you for stopping mommy's tears, thank you for sending me a daddy that loves me, God would you keep my farther safe I don't hate him, anyone can be a farther but it takes someone special to be a daddy someone like my daddy...Amen.

Just Thinking... Your Life..
Love Yourself we learn from life's mistakes, but must realize life goes on and let it. not forgiving others as well as forgiving yourself is usually what holds us back from living our life as who we are really meant to be. acting like someone we're not. hesitating on your own thoughts and beliefs. being afraid of change. feeling out of the norm. not believing in your own desires. if you can't be yourself, who are you? what's the point of living? why exist? what difference do i make? who gives a shit? nobody will miss me. i don't love myself, how can anyone else? i can't make it on my own. LET GO OF ALL OF THAT AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! You are the most important person in 'Your' life. You don't exist exclusively for someone else, You exist because You are who You are. don't let someone else make you believe you that You are worthless. only You can choose to take the steps You do. it's all up to You. I believe in the love my heart feels. I believe I can wake up

Wtf?
can someone tell me why the heck he wants to be "my friend" and pretends that i don't hate him after he called me a whore, to be exact, he said i was "very easy to get"?????????????????????????????? oh my dear friends it's thursday and i'll need some help... i'm drinking mate right now (something typical from my country, for more info read here http://www.noborders.net/mate/) and trying to write some more code in my project... how can that guy be that jackass? i'm finally starting to think i'm a stupid and not as intelligent as i thought, because i couldn't detect he was playing with me!!! grrrrrr.... love now turned into hate It's raining in Buenos Aires, but that rain is cleaning my life and soul, because i realized i could suffer much more if i still was with him

My Greatest Fear Is:
PART ONE: Today's entry 9:26am Monday Sept. 25, 2006 Most people I talk to tell me that they have no fears of any kind other than the normal "fear of water, or fear of fire, or fear of being smothered" that type of stuff. I think that everyone has some type of fear of that physical aspect of dying that way. I know I have a fear of Snakes, especially boas or pythons that are big enough to eat someone like me for lunch. But those are just your normal everyday fears that basically are like the boogyman, you can usually get over them as you get older, or not as the case may be. It all depends on the person and their state of mind. Some of those fears never go away. For me the snake one will never go away, but that isn't my greatest fear. My greatest fear is, not knowing my greatest fear. Or rather not knowing what that greatest fear actually is. Even though I have an idea that something is not what is seems in the back of my mind, I always manage to push it to the furthest reaches

To All My Friends
i dont think i could make it with my friends and my daughter they are my best best frinds to me sherry and her family is my world they are my life im just feeling depressed right or i was but im fine now love each and ever one of my friends because i need them

60 Seconds To A Minute....(true! Very!)
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back

Another Ralp Marston
Thursday, September 28, 2006 Start where you are If you want to get something done, then start it. That may sound obvious, yet all too often it is that first step that keeps getting put off for way too long. If you can't decide on where to start, just start somewhere, with the first thing that comes to mind. You'll be much better able to come up with an effective plan once you get going and get a feel for what you're doing. Yes, you'll probably make some mistakes and yes, there will certainly be challenges. So get moving and get busy dealing with them right away. Once you start, the momentum begins to build. Once you start, you'll find a workable way to finish. Take the first step on a journey, and the next step comes a little more smoothly. As each step prepares the way for the next, your momentum begins to carry much of the load. The way to get where you want to be is to start from where you are. Now is when you can surely begin to make your best possibilities come

Thursday
Today is good so far i go see my therapist and talk to her and see where I go from here well deffinately talk about something that is upseting me right now and it has a lot to do with my moods right noe the other day i was a bitch and accused a good friend of something that i shouldn't have but i did i let people bother me that aren't in my life no more and really don't care whent they think anymore they can all leave me alone and if they do bug me then i won't worry about it cuz i am not dealing with it anymore :D they are history in my life

Killing Seals For Sport! *very Graphic*
From: I ? Jasmine[Face] Date: Aug 18, 2006 11:07 PM how would you feel to be wacked over the head with a.. Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society.. Dont turn your back on us, we are defenseless I know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW... What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death? NOTHING SHOULD BE KILLED THIS WAY! What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please help me and my friends... You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty... Please help us Please dont leave us alone... STOP THE KILLING OF SEALS You can make a statement by reposting this to

I'm A Fabulous Bitch Who Looks At Porn 24-7!!
...yeah right...lmao...sure... *************************************** hopefully it'll ring true for you more than it did for me. Pick the first Letter of Your first Name A- Fabulous B-Pretty C-Popular D-Gorgeous E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Boyish M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- skank C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Babe Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It

You Have 1 Life
You get just one life,one single solitary chance - you endure pain & strife,you cry,laugh,scream & dance! You endure HATRED,you feel warmth of love - you fear the man below,you adore the man above! You ignore your heart,you go with your gut - you bite your tongue,you have plenty to re-butt! You act so humble,you can be so snide - you are so selfless,you have too much pride! You put faith in people,you can't trust a soul - you let life take it's course,you let life take it's tole! YOU...You create...You destry - You are in every man,woman,girl & boy!YOU...YOU...YOU!!!!! You have 1 life...You create or you destroy YOU.....1-LIFE/1-LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

Am So Angry...
Here I am, minding my own business as my toe recovers, and the phone rings. As I have just finished Uni, we booked a hotel for a graduation ball. Unfortunately due to many people moving away we didn't have as many people as we would have liked (25) and now the hotel have rang me (a week before) to tell me that we don't have enough numbers to cover costs, so what we booked can not go ahead! I am soooo angry. They could have checked this weeks ago, as everyone had paid. Also we have booked a photographer which may have to be cancelled and we won't get our money back on that. I have told them I either want all our money back, or something else offered to us in place of the original package. If they cancel I am soooo going to kick arse. Watch this space...

Morphing.
Hey my friends I would love to learn how to do those morphing pics. If anyone could take the time to show me or give me a weblink that could teach me I would appreciate it. and anyone that knows how to do it, feel free to make me some. I also would like to know how to photoshop pics. Great Love yas. Be well and safe ya'll

Behind Blue Eyes( I Am Anyway...)what About You???
-Blue Eyes- ********** People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers.they always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. Brown Eyes- -Sex Addicts!!!sexy as hell,people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, repost this if you have brown eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days Green eyes- -LOVES SEX!!!! People with green eyes have the most passion

Autumn Is Almost Upon Us
Autumn has always been one of my favorite seasons, I'd have to rank it somewhere in the top five, for sure, and I have so many happy memories of fall time. I remember when I was young, we had a couple of huge trees in our back yard, and every autumn my dad would be out there with his rake, raking all the leaves into a huge pile, and then I'd come running out of nowhere, and jump into the pile and go "Woo! Woo! Woo!" & then he'd pull me out, and brush the flames off...

Numb
Alone in a house where the only thing that becons you is the sound of your own voice in your head..Hell I woke up to the sound of my grandmothers voice and that was weird yet comforting.I think..Im not sure its pretty fucked up when ya hear a voice ya aint heard in 14 yrs. But she was so pleasant sounding and I could smell her sweet perfume hear her footsteps across the wood floor.I reached out to touch her and she was gone....God I miss her. Forgive me father for I have sinned.... Im so messed up. I dont know anymore. I need to just drop off the face of the earth so noone can find me. They say don't get your hopes up, Or you'll just end up getting burned, And yet somehow or another, I never really learned, I watched all I care for, Break down before my eyes, My dream is forever out of reach, Despite all my tries, Nothing is built to last, And dreams are no exception, They are tricks and lies, Your mind's taunting deception, The warm

Start Where You Are
Thursday, September 28, 2006 Start where you are If you want to get something done, then start it. That may sound obvious, yet all too often it is that first step that keeps getting put off for way too long. If you can't decide on where to start, just start somewhere, with the first thing that comes to mind. You'll be much better able to come up with an effective plan once you get going and get a feel for what you're doing. Yes, you'll probably make some mistakes and yes, there will certainly be challenges. So get moving and get busy dealing with them right away. Once you start, the momentum begins to build. Once you start, you'll find a workable way to finish. Take the first step on a journey, and the next step comes a little more smoothly. As each step prepares the way for the next, your momentum begins to carry much of the load. The way to get where you want to be is to start from where you are. Now is when you can surely begin to make your best possibilities co

-cries-
I JUST CAN'T FUCKEN WIN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY. First of all, I swear. I feel like I'm getting the runaround with my girl. See, I'm supposed to clean her house three times a week. Well, the days that we agreed upon was Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. The really bad thing about this is that she had started off by picking me up when she got off of work in the mornings....well, that has stopped. I got to find my own way over there now. I don't know why she stopped picking me up. I would like an answer for that. Now, about two weeks ago, I helped her out in an emergency. Not once, but TWICE I helped her ass out. Do I get any thanks? HELL NO. Also, when I called over there to see if someone could come get me Saturday so I could go over there to clean, she was like, uh, no, wait until tomorrow. And this shit is really starting to piss me slam the fuck off. It has gotten to the point where she doesn't even answer her cell phone when I try to call her, or she has the mother fucken thi

Just A Poem
As I stand outside looking in. I think about the past And how I long for it again. I only sit here and wonder how long it will last It tears my heart up like a knive. And it makes me cry all night. To wonder if I will be finally in your life. Because out love is so tight. You're the perfect one for me Both of us know this theory is true. So will there ever be. A wonderful me and you?

I Made It!!!!!!
Well I made it to Japan!!! I definitely suggest traveling World Business Class if you fly overseas. To start off, you get to enter the plane first, then when you take your seat you get a drink, in our case it was a choice of Beer, Water, or Champagne (I had the beer of course). Then the seats, OMG they massage you, they turn into beds, the have their own TV's with like 17 different movies you can choose from (I watched The Sentinel, X-Men Last Stand, Nacho Libre, and Little Nemo). Then the food; Dinner for me was Curry Chicken and sides, Then dessert was Ice Cream and fruit, then for breakfast (yes it was backwards) I had a ham and swiss omelet. Plus all the alcohol you could drink. Which I did!!! As far as turbulence, it wasn't to bad, we got knocked around a little, but I slept through all that. When we got to the airport, we went through customs without a hitch, then Goto (pronounced GO - toe) met us and took us to Toyota City. We stopped at a grocery, to pick up a few supplies, and

A Poem For Jayden
A special journey you have taken to remind us all of things forsaken. For your journey here was not meant to be Your heavenly father has sent you upon his knee. To let you know he needs you home For your spirit shall never roam. Here on earth you will be missed For all the blessings we cannot list. Your part of a family built in stone Your in our hearts and never alone. We love you with all of our hearts. All Your Family

A Loved Ones Love.......
There are times when only a lovers love can understand our tears, Can soothe our disappointments And calm all of our fears. There are tines when only a lovers love can share the joy we feel When something we've dreamed about Quite suddenly is real. There are times when only a lovers faith can help us on life's way And inspire us the confidence We need from day to day. For a lovers heart and a lovers faith anda lovers steadfast love Were fashioned by the Angles And sent from heaven above. xxx

My Sexual Animal
A Peacock A peacock represents your sexual appetite. You like to look good to attract potential lovers and you are very preoccupied with sex – not that that is a bad thing. You are into fantasizing, and enjoy sex a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Everything I Already Knew About Sex But Was Afraid To Tell You
1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body v

Love Of A Friend
What started out as friends Is now a mystery Things like this never end So don't treat it like history. Only some people know how we feel But with each other it's not the same This is goin to work and be real But all we do is treat it like a game. Why can't we just see What is in front of our face A thing like this should really be But we drop it in a trace. I really do feel for you I don't know if you can see it I fell in love I thought was so true I guess I will sit back and look for the hint.

A Little More About Me
Well the first part i told you all what i like and dislike right well here is more about me.. hmmm lets see, ok here we go, things I like to eat, I am too pickie at food and their are some things I do like and I do dislike.. I love to make a scrap book of a Celebrity or Celebrities, but try to do it on my own time.. I like to read romance books (Because of this my sister Amber got me into the books so be thanking her lol) I do like to play a playstation my brothers when he comes over.. I love to watch movies.. There are so many kinds of movies I can't put them on here on this blog but someday I will try to put it on the blogs so you all would know me better in time.. I love to post lyrics of different artist and mostly I do like different kind of music as you all know that.. I like to watch tv sometimes if there is a really good show coming on or movie.. What I do don't like is that people making fun of other people like me or my online family I think that is really

Less Then 24 Hours To Go
Well ya'll tomorrow is the big day (Friday). I will have my surgry. For my new friends and fans that I have aquired lately. I am having my ovary removed due to cancer. Good thing is that I do get to come home the same day. wooohoooo. So ya'll wish me luck....if ya want too. Cya all on the flip side. MUCH LOVE and PEACE -MissL8tyBird-

What Kind Of Vampire Would You Be?
You scored as Armand. Your the mysterious type only those close to you know the truth about who you really areArmand100%Marius100%Blade100%Dracula100%Lestat92%Deacon Frost83%Akasha75%Spike67%Louis58%Angel50%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Spicy Black Bean Tostadas With Eggs And Salsa Recipe
Brunch should be as much about enjoying your company as enjoying your food. For this dish, you can prepare everything ahead of time except a panful of eggs and some lightly crisped tortillas. Just set out the tortillas, beans, and eggs with bowls of fresh salsa, Monterey Jack cheese, guacamole, and sour cream, and let everyone build their own tostada. RECIPE INGREDIENTS 2 cups dried black beans (4 cups cooked) 2 cups reserved bean stock 2 tablespoons vegetable oil plus extra for frying 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon ground coriander 1/8-1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 1 clove garlic, minced 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1 green bell pepper, finely chopped 2 tablespoons tomato paste 1/4 cup chopped cilantro salt, to taste eight 6-inch corn tortillas 8 eggs, fried, or 1 dozen eggs, scrambled Monterey jack cheese Fresh Tomato Salsa, 1 recipe RECIPE METHOD Sort through, rinse, soak, and cook the beans by your preferred. Drain, reserving 2 cups of the stock.

Tortilla Scramble With Salsa Recipe
A scramble for a crowd or breakfast for the family. Farm-fresh eggs, broken tortilla chips and shredded cheese all work together in this robust dish good for serving any time of the day or night. Enhance the meal with Ortega refried beans, fresh fruit and Perrier water. RECIPE INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter or margarine 10 large eggs 1/2 cup Nestlé Carnation Evaporated Milk 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 2 cups coarsely broken tortilla chips 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro, optional 1 cup Ortega Salsa Prima - Homestyle, warmed RECIPE METHOD Melt butter in large skillet. Beat eggs, evaporated milk and cumin in large bowl; pour into skillet. Cook, stirring frequently, until eggs start to set. Sprinkle egg mixture with chips and cheese; cook, stirring frequently, until eggs are cooked through. Sprinkle with cilantro; serve with salsa. Season with salt and ground black pepper.

Huevos Rancheros Recipe
n El Paso, Texas, it's easy to buy fresh tortillas so toasting them isn't necessary. If you can't find fresh tortillas, heat them in the skillet as directed. The cheese has been slightly reduced and egg whites replace some whole eggs; the rest of the recipe is straight from El Paso. RECIPE INGREDIENTS For Sauce: 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped 2 large garlic cloves, minced 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded, minced 1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro 1 teaspoon pure chili powder One 10-ounce can enchilada sauce One 8-ounce can tomato sauce 1 teaspoon oregano, preferably Mexican For Tortillas: 4 corn tortillas Vegetable oil spray For Beans: 1 cup canned low-fat refried beans 1 cup loosely packed grated Monterey Jack cheese (2 ounces) For Eggs: 4 large eggs, lightly beaten 4 large egg whites 1/4 cup prepared salsa 1 teaspoon unsalted butter RECIPE METHOD FOR SAUCE: Preheat the broiler. Heat the oil in a large nonstick skillet. Add the o

Breakfast Tacos Recipe
These breakfast tacos are the perfect way to start a busy weekend. Prepare all ingredients and invite family and friends to a fix-your-own taco feast. This will get your weekend off to a great start! RECIPE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces breakfast sausage 1 (16-oz.) can Ortega Refried Beans 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 8 eggs, lightly beaten 12 Ortega Taco Shells, warmed 2 cups mild cheddar cheese 2 cups chopped tomato 2 cups chopped green bell pepper 2 cups Ortega Thick & Chunky Salsa RECIPE METHOD Brown sausage in a large skillet until no longer pink; drain. Stir in beans; heat for 3 to 4 minutes. Remove from skillet; keep warm. Melt butter in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add eggs; cook, stirring constantly, for 3 to 4 minutes or until eggs are of desired consistency. Fill taco shells with sausage mixture and egg mixture. Top with cheese, tomato, bell pepper and salsa.

Sexy Bunny Pass It On
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Christina Aguilera The Voice Within Lyrics
Young girl, don't cry I'll be right here when your world starts to fall Young girl, it's all right Your tears will dry, you'll soon be free to fly When you're safe inside your room you tend to dream Of a place where nothing's harder than it seems No one ever wants or bothers to explain Of the heartache life can bring and what it means When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way If you will learn to begin To trust the voice within Young girl, don't hide You'll never change if you just run away Young girl, just hold tight And soon you're gonna see your brighter day Now in a world where innocence is quickly claimed It's so hard to stand your ground when you're so afraid No one reaches out a hand for you to hold When you're lost outside look inside to your soul When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the v

Christina Aguilera Stripped Pt. 2 Lyrics
Sorry if I ain't perfect Sorry I don't give a -what- Sorry I ain't a diva Sorry just know what I want Sorry I'm not a virgin Sorry I'm not a slut I won't let you break me Think what you want To all my dreamers out there - I'm with you All my underdogs, ha - I feel you Lift your head high and stay strong Keep pushin' on

Tacos Al Carbón Recipe
RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1 1/2 cups red bell pepper, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) 1 1/2 cups onion, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) One (1 pound) flank steak, trimmed and thinly sliced 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 2 1/2 teaspoons olive oil 3/4 teaspoon salt 8 garlic cloves, minced 8 (6-inch) corn tortillas 3 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped 6 tablespoons fat-free sour cream RECIPE METHOD Heat a grill pan over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add bell pepper to pan, and cook 4 minutes. Add onion to pan, and sauté 10 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Place pepper mixture in a large bowl; cover and keep warm. Add beef to pan; cook 7 minutes or until desired degree of doneness. Add to pepper mixture. Add chili powder, juice, oil, salt, and garlic to bowl; toss to coat. Heat tortillas according to package directions. Spoon steak mixture evenly over 8 tortillas. Top each taco with about 1 teaspoon cilantro a

Christina Aguilera Dirrty Lyrics
[Redman:] Ah, dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy) Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!) Ladies (move) Gentlemen (move) Somebody ring the alarm A fire on the roof Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) [7x] Oh, I'm overdue Give me some room I'm comin through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room DJ's spinning (show your hands) Let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh) Still jumping, six in the morning Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh) No question, time for some action Temperature's up (can you feel it) About to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise Wanna get rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dancing g

Christina Aguilera Get Mine, Get Yours Lyrics
Baby you pretend that things ain't what they seem All this tension telling me just exactly what we should be Now I don't mind us being some kind of casual thing Listen, all I wanna do right now is have your contact on me Can you put your hands my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Sending chills up and down my spine Let me get mine, you get yours If you see me with a man Understand that you can't question me The feelings that you call, it ain't my fault It can't help your jealousy If you can handle the fact that What we have has got to be commitment free Then we can keep this undercover lovin' comin', hittin' Underneath the sheets Can you put your hands my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Sending ch

Speedy Chicken And Cheese Enchiladas Recipe
Rotisserie chicken and prechopped vegetables make this a quick casserole. RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1 cup white onion, prechopped 1 cup bell pepper, prechopped One (10 ounce) can enchilada sauce (such as Old El Paso) 2 cups chopped skinless, boneless rotisserie chicken breast (about 8 ounces) 1 cup (4 ounces) preshredded, reduced-fat Mexican blend cheese, divided 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 8 (6 inch) corn tortillas 1/4 cup fat-free sour cream 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro RECIPE METHOD Preheat broiler. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add onion and pepper; sauté 2 minutes or until crisp-tender. Add enchilada sauce; bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 5 minutes. Combine chicken, 3/4 cup of cheese, and cumin, tossing well. Wrap tortillas in paper towels; microwave at high 30 seconds or until warm. Spoon 1/4 cup chicken mixture in center of each tortilla; roll up. Place tortillas, seam sides do

Christina Aguilera Soar Lyrics
When they push, when they pull Tell me can you hold on When they say you should change Can you lift your head high and stay strong Will you give up, give in When your heart's crying out "that is wrong" Will you love you for you at the end of it all Now in life there's gonna be times When you're feeling low And in your mind insecurities seem to take control We start to look outside ourselves For acceptance and approval We keep forgetting that the one thing we should know is Don't be scared To fly alone Find a path that is your own Love will open every door See in your hands the world is yours Don't hold back and always know All the answers you will unfold What are you waiting for Spread your wings and soar The boy who wonders, is he good enough for them Keep trying to please them all But he just never seems to fit in Then there's the girl who thinks she'll never ever be Good enough for him He's trying to change and That's a game she'll never win

Oconut Crab And Shrimp Salad Recipe
his fresh, colorful seafood salad also makes a terrific appetizer. For a spicier dish, add the jalapeño pepper seeds or use two peppers. RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1/2 pound medium shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided 1 cup fresh or frozen corn kernels, thawed (about 2 ears) 1/3 cup onion, finely chopped 1/3 cup fresh cilantro, chopped 1/3 cup avocado, diced and peeled 1/2 pound lump crabmeat, drained and shell pieces removed 1 jalapeño pepper, seeded and chopped 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 teaspoons extravirgin olive oil 6 cups torn Boston lettuce (about 3 small heads) 1/4 cup flaked sweetened coconut, toasted RECIPE METHOD Heat a medium nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add shrimp and 1/4 teaspoon salt; cook 4 minutes or until shrimp are done, turning once. Remove from the pan. Coarsely chop shrimp. Combine corn and the next 5 ingredients (through jalapeño) in a medium bowl. Gently stir in the s

Christina Aguilera Beautiful Lyrics
[Spoken] Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone and the puzzle undone That's the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words won't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) We're the song inside the tune Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (sun will always shine) And tomorrow we might wake on the other side All the other times

Christina Aguilera Underappreciated Lyrics
I remember when it all first began We were tight right from the start It wasn't long before you came on strong Trying hard to win my heart (trying to win it) I played hard to get but I couldn't help I gave up my ironing You were thoughtful Careful not to hurt the relationship What happened to those days when You used to be compassionate Caring what I thought and said So attentive gentleman Now it's hard to turn your head away from the TV set Taking me for granted lately Frankly, it's gotta quit I feel underappreciated Now girls help me out 'Cause you know what I'm talking about I say I'm feeling underappreciated For all the time and effort I have put in this commitment Back to the beginning, to the very beginning When our love was something new Back when romance was important Not just another thing to do I was feeling high on love tonight Thought I never come back down Now it seems that you and me Have lost our solid ground Half the time I realis

Margarita Braised Chicken Thighs Recipe
RECIPE INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup flour (about 2 1/4 ounces) 1 tablespoon paprika 2 teaspoons garlic powder 8 skinless, boneless chicken thighs (about 1 1/2 pounds) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon olive oil Cooking spray 1 cup onion, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) 5 garlic cloves, minced 1/2 cup dried tropical fruit 1/2 cup orange juice 1/4 cup tequila 1 lime, thinly sliced RECIPE METHOD Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Combine first 3 ingredients in a small baking dish. Sprinkle chicken with salt; dredge chicken in flour mixture. Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken to pan; cook 4 minutes on each side or until lightly browned. Transfer chicken to an 11 x 7-inch baking dish coated with cooking spray. Add onion to skillet; cook 3 minutes. Add garlic to pan, and sauté 1 minute. Combine fruit, juice, and tequila in a microwave-safe dish, and microwave at high 2 minutes. Pour fruit mixture into pan; bring to a boil, scraping pan to loo

Christina Aguilera Impossible Lyrics
Play something for me Alicia... I just got something on my mind [Alicia:] Speak on it girl It's impossible It's impossible to love you If you don't let me know what you're feeling It's impossible for me to give you what you need If you're always hidin' from me I don't know what hurt you I just, I wanna make it right Cos boy I'm sick and tired of trying to read your mind It's impossible (impossible) Oh baby it's impossible for me to love you It's the way it is It's impossible (impossible) Oh baby it's impossible If you makin' it this way Impossible to make it easy If you always tryin' to make it so damn hard How can I, how can I give you all my love, baby If you're always, always puttin' up your guard This is not a circus Don't you play me for a clown How long can emotions keep on goin' up and down It's impossible (impossible) Oh baby it's impossible for me to love you It's the way it is It's impossible (impossible) Oh baby it's impossible If y

Christina Aguilera Infatuation Lyrics
Ooh oh, hey Hey...ooh ohh, hey He comes from a foreign place An island far away Intrigues me with every move Til' I'm breathless, I'm helpless Can't keep my cool Steals my heart when he takes my hand And we dance, to the rhythm of the band I feel his finger tips, grip my hips And I slip as we dip into a rare bliss Mama used to warn me To beware of those Latin lovers She said I gave my heart too soon And that's how I became your mother I said ay mama, you seem to forget I'm not in love yet Sweet talk don't win me over But I realized Big brown eyes can hypnotize When he says I am full blood boricua Reads the tattoo on his arm He tells me, mami I need ya And my heartbeat pumps so strong Getting lost in el ritmo He whispers te quiero, te quiero I begin to give in with no hesitation Can't help my infatuation (Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah) It's pure infatuation (Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah) Hey... Skin the color of cinnamon His eyes light up and I melt within Feels

Christina Aguilera Infatuation (interlude) Lyrics
Yo te contare una historia De como un puertoriqueno me robo el corazon Nunca mas he vuelto a amar de esa manera Quizas jamas lo hare Es la historia de mi primer amor Era buen mozo con grandes y profundos ojos marrones Un bailarin Juntos nos perdimos en el ritmo del amor Asi es como comenzo

Christina Aguilera Fighter Lyrics
When I, thought I knew you Thinking, that you were true I guess I, I couldn't trust 'Cause your bluff time is up 'Cause I've had enough You were, there by my side Always, down for the ride But your, joy ride just came down in flames 'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm After all of the stealing and cheating You probably think that I hold resentment for you But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong 'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through So I wanna say thank you 'Cause it makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter Oh, ohh Never, saw it coming All of, your backstabbing Just so, you could cash in On a good thing before I realized your game I heard, you're going around Playing, the vict

Christina Aguilera Walk Away Lyrics
What do you do when you know something's bad for you And you still can't let go? I was naive Your love was like candy Artificially sweet I was deceived by the wrapping Got caught in your web And I learned how to plead I was prey in your bed And devoured completely And it hurts my soul Cos I can't let go All these walls are caving in I can't stop my suffering I hate to show that I've lost control Cos I, I keep going right back To the one thing that I need to walk away from I need to get away from it I need to walk away from it Get away, walk away, walk away I should have known I was used for amusement Couldn't see through the smog It was all an illusion Now I've been licking my wounds (licking my wounds) Woke up in love and seems so great (deeper, deeper) We both can't subdue Darling you hold me prisoner (prisoner) I'm about to break I can't stop this ache I'm addicted to your lure and I'm feeling for a cure Every step I take Leads to one m

Christina Aguilera Can't Hold Us Down Lyrics
So what am I not supposed to have an opinion Should I be quiet just because I'm a woman Call me a bitch cos I speak what's on my mind Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled When a female fires back Suddenly the target don't know how to act So he does what any little boy will do Making up a few false rumors or two That for sure is not a man to me Slanderin' names for popularity It's sad you only get your fame through controversy But now it's time for me to come and give you more to say This is for my girls all around the world Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth Thinking all women should be seen, not heard So what do we do girls? Shout louder! Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground Lift your hands high and wave them proud Take a deep breath and say it loud Never can, never will, can't hold us down Nobody can hold us down Nobody can hold us down Nobody can hold us down Never can, never will So what am I not su

Christina Aguilera Obvious Lyrics
Can you hear it in my voice Was it something I let slip Does the whole world know Isn't it obvious? I'm the one who's in control Now i'm acting like a fool Do my feelings show? Is my face aglow? Isn't it obvious? [CHORUS] That I don't know what I'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control Isn't it obvious? Do you see my hands, they tremble Wonder why I can't Look you in the eyes Don't know how long I can keep this inside Isn't it obvious? [Chorus] Suddenly these emotions are In control of my heart Can you see it in my eyes Every glance, every smile Must give me away And I feel so much I can't hide [Chorus]

Christina Aguilera Love Will Find A Way Lyrics
No one ever said that Love was gonna be easy Gotta take the ups and downs The in-betweens If you take this journey Gotta give yourself completely Never let nobody ever step on a dream You better stop Listen to these words I say You better stop Don't you throw this good thing away no no Put your trust in me And I'll make you see [CHORUS:] No the rain wont last forever Find a way to make it better Long as we can stand together Love will find a way Gonna make a new tomorrow Say good-bye to tears and sorrow Better listen when I say Love will find a way Somebody tried to tell me love don't last forever Said it only happens in your wildest dreams After all is said and done We're still here together Never listen to the lies and jealousy You better stop Don't you let them turn you around You better stop Hang onto this love that we've found Nothing that they say Can stand in our way [Chorus] I want you I need you You know that I Believe you We

Christina Aguilera Blessed Lyrics
When I think, how life used to be; Always walking in the shadows. Then I look, at what you've given me; I feel like dancing on my tip-toes. I must say everyday I pray When realize you're by my side; I know I'm truly... Blessed for everything you've given me; Blessed for all the tenderness you show; Do my best with every breath that's in me; Blessed to make sure you never go. There are times, that I test your faith, 'til you think you might surrender. Baby I'm, I'm not ashamed to say, that my hopes will grow in splendor You walked by in the nick of time looking like an answered prayer You know I'm truly... Blessed for everything you've given me; Blessed for all the tenderness you show; Do my best with every breath that's in me; Blessed to make sure you never go. Blessed with love and understanding; Blessed when I hear you call my name; Do my best with faith that's never-ending; Blessed to make sure you feel the same. Deep inside you fill me with y

Christina Aguilera When You Put Your Hands On Me Lyrics
When you put your hands on me.. When you put your hands on me.. I don't know about the travel of time And I've never seen most of the world I don't know Diving out of the sky Or living like the diamonds of pearls See I haven't danced to a musical tune And I haven't noticed the flowers in bloom I haven't smiled When alone in my room very much Then we touched [Chorus:] I just know When you put your hands on me I feel sexy And my body turns to gold I just know When you put your hands on me I feel ready And I lose my self-control When you put your hands on me.. I don't know if a doll can unwind Or how to make a person go I don't know how to be what you like And simply open up the depth of my soul So I keep my wings And my eyes on the down Ready for nothing But holding my ground I haven't used A particular noun very much Then we touched [Chorus] When you put your hands on me.. When you put your hands on me.

Submissive
In human sexual behavior, a submissive is one who enjoys having any of a variety of BDSM practices performed upon them by a "Dominant"; or one who holds a submissive position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (Ds or D/s). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for submission or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A submissive is also referred to as a 'sub', where the dominant in a D/s relationship is the 'Dom.' The main difference between a submissive and a bottom is that the submissive ostensibly does not give instructions, although s/he does set limits on what the Dominant can do. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber Dominants[citation needed], in both males and females. Professional Dominants provide stimulatory services (which may or may not include sex) for those unable to find a compatible partner for this activity. In many BDSM communities, there is a distinction between a sub

Christina Aguilera Reflection Lyrics
Look at me You may think you see Who I really am But you'll never know me Every day It's as if I play a part Now I see If I wear a mask I can fool the world But I cannot fool my heart Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? I am now In a world where I Have to hide my heart And what I believe in But somehow I will show the world What's inside my heart And be loved for who I am Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection Someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm Someone else for all time? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? There's a heart that must be Free to fly That burns with a need to know The reason why Why must we all conceal What we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm Someone else for all time When will my reflection show Who I am insid

Christina Aguilera I Turn To You Lyrics
When I'm lost in the rain, In your eyes I know I'll find the light To light my way. And when I'm scared, And losing ground, When my world is going crazy, You can turn it all around. And when I'm down you're there - pushing me to the top. You're always there, giving me all you've got. For a shield from the storm, For a friend, for a love to keep me safe and warm I turn to you. For the strength to be strong, For the will to carry on For everything you do, for everything that's true I turn to you. When I lose the will to win, I just reach for you and I can reach the sky again. I can do anything 'Cause your love is so amazing, 'Cause your love inspires me. And when I need a friend, You're always on my side Giving me faith taking me through the night For a shield from the storm, For a friend, for a love to keep me safe and warm I turn to you. For the strength to be strong, For the will to carry on For everything you do, for everything that's true I turn

Dominant
In human sexual behavior, a dominant is one who enjoys performing any of a variety of BDSM practices upon a submissive; or one who holds a dominant position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (DS). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for dominance or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A male dominant is often called a dom; a female, a domme or dominatrix. The main difference between a dominant and a top is that the dominant ostensibly does not follow instructions, although s/he is limited by what the submissive is willing to do. There are some indications that preference in DS activities follows a 'compensatory' pattern, with people who have much power and responsibility in real life often preferring a submissive role; no hard scientific data to either confirm or reject this hypothesis seem to exist, however. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber dominants, in both males and female

Christina Aguilera What A Girl Wants Lyrics
What a girl wants, what a girl needs, Whatever makes me happy and sets you free. What a girl wants, what a girl needs, Whatever keeps me in your arms. And I'm thanking you for being there for me. Like a rock you waited so patiently, while I got it together. While I figured it out, I only looked but I never touched, 'Cause in my heart was a picture of us: Holding hands, making plans, And it's lucky for me, you understand. What a girl wants, what a girl needs, Whatever makes me happy and sets you free. And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly... What a girl wants, what a girl needs, Whatever keeps me in your arms. And I'm thanking you for being there for me. A weaker man might have walked away, but you had faith Strong enough to move over and understand, while I got it together. While I figured it out, they say, "If you love something let it go. If it comes back it's yours, and that's how you know. It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure." And you're ready and will

Christina Aguilera Genie In A Bottle Lyrics
I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone to release me You're licking your lips And blowing kisses my way But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away Baby. Baby. baby (Baby ,baby, baby) [Bridge:] Ooh (my body is saying let's go) Ooh (but my heart is saying no) [Chorus:] If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression I gotta like what you do I'm a genie in a bottle baby You Gotta rub me the right way honey I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come, come on and let me out The music's fading The lights down low Just one more dance And then were gonna go Waiting for someone Who needs me Hormones racing at the speed of light But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby) [Bridge:] Ooh (my body is saying let's go) Ooh (but my hea

All About Me
Hey I'm new here so its going to take a awhile to get used to everything, Heres a little about me I'm happily married to my wonderful husband this year is out tenth year wedding annivesary!! I'm so excited, I have 2 great kids and 2 crazy dogs, My likes are scarey movies, taking pictures, long walks, being with my family and friends and just enjoying life. My dislikes are dirty dishes, rude people, and bills lol. I'm pretty laid back and happy go lucky most of the time but I do have a temper :)

Penis Pump And Cock Ring Information
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How Are You In Bed???
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM80%Sex God75%A Romantic65%Virgin45%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Was That On The Invoice?
I've heard of cutting prices to the bone and salesmen getting under someone's skin but this is ridiculous: A 73 yr old used car salesmen from TX attacked a customer with a machete and cut him on the arm over the weekend. The guy had already bought a car, and was only there to pick up his new plates. My question is, what kind of guy keeps a machete at his office? Was his .45 being cleaned? And a machete of all things, not a good old fashioned saber or broadsword? Even our dangerous weapons are being imported, it seems. Can't we even make a decent thing to assault somebody with in the US anymore, WTF? Army goat mascot reinstated! After 3 months of good behavior, Billy Goat was returned to his original rank of Lance corporal in the British army. He had been demoted for being a party pooper during a parade celebrating Queen Elizabeth's birthday. We can all sleep better now that justice has been served.

The Meaning Of Bdsm
BDSM is a term which describes a number of related patterns of human sexual behavior. The major subgroupings are described in the abbreviation "BDSM" itself: Bondage & Discipline (B&D) Bondage-In the context of BDSM, bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. The paraphilia of being sexually aroused by bondage is sometimes known as vincilagnia Discipline-The use of rules and punishment to control overt behaviour. Punishment can be pain caused physically (such as caning), humiliation caused physically (such as a public flagellation) or loss of freedom caused physically (such as chaining the controlee to the foot of a bed, for snoring). Note the issue of legal consent which may or may not represent a defence to criminal liability for any injuries caused. Bondage when used as a punishment is still bondage, but because it is overtly being done in response to a 'rule' being broken, i

In Memory Of Steinie
*SHINING THROUGH* Words and Music Copyright James M. "Dago" Marchellino You have to play the hand you're dealt, You decide which cards you keep You find out that the bed you make Is the place you have to sleep Bridges burned and lessons learned In the things you leave behind You end up wise beyond your years, But old before your time And you might not like the things you have to do- But when the chips are down they always count on you And you're shining through... And you're tried and true... 'Cause you've paid your due... And now you're shining through... Sometimes in our lifetimes Someone special comes along, Standing tall above the crowd They can tell the right from wrong. And if they make a sacrifice It's a heavy price they pay- They give their freedom or their lives So we can live another day And they might not be here with us any more But the way we live is a thing worth fighting for Some folks might forget We still have heroes in this age Wh

Strap On Dildo Information
Strap On Dildos and Sex Toys Basics This article is to assist you in finding a strap on dildo you will be happy with and that fits your needs. Many females and males alike will find a want or need for strap on sex toys and there are many to choose from. Picking the right one requires you to look at what the strap on will be used for. The intended purpose will direct you to a strap on dildo to fits your needs. Strap on dildo harness Types The strap on harness comes in many configurations. Important things to look for in a harness: * Fit - Will the strap on dildo harness fit your body type? Not all dildo harnesses will fit every body type. They do come in one-size fits all but in some cases this is not true. The Strap on dong harnesses can be made of a couple different types of materials. Not all these materials will fit every body type without adjustment. * Strap-on dildo harness made of elastic - Strap ons made of this material will fit many body types. Peop

Everyone Needs Someone There......
everyone needs sone ther to talk to......everyone needs a frined that will listen to them about problems......everyone needs someone there to cheer them up when they are down ........everyone needs someone there that wont let them do anything that would be wrong to do....... from:tasha

Slave Training
Slave training is a BDSM activity involving a consensual power exchange between two people taking on the roles of a master and a slave. Typically this involves changing the slave's behaviour in a manner that is pleasing to the Master, perhaps instructing the slave to follow a set of rules that the Master has set out. Slave training is a learning process both for the slave, or submissive, and for the Master, or dominant. Training will usually be set out and defined clearly before it begins. The Master will teach the slave how to speak, act and think in a way that is pleasing to him/her. The slave, in return, gets pleasure from being able to make his/her Master happy.

What Is A Slave?
Slave is a term often used in BDSM to connote a specific form of submissive. Such a person could also be a masochist or bottom, but this is not always the case. Connotatively it refers to very involved domination and submission (commonly abbreviated as D/s) relationships; a person who has surrendered their personal property and freedoms to another, who has become the property or chattel of their owner(s). This term is widely used, as it has a certain self-affirming weight. Some users feel the difference between submissive and slave is the degree of submission. However, many who are involved in Master/slave relationships see the difference as one in kind, not in degree. In particular, some slaves are not submissive, but simply choose to surrender their will to that of another and obey. It should be noted that the relationship is entered on a strictly consensual basis, and no legal ownership is involved. Various forms of symbolism are used to affirm the relationship, such as wea

Im Blue!!!
Children: If you're sleeping, are you dreaming, if you're dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe YOU ACTUALLY MISS ME.... Mother: Hi Justin! This is your mother it is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya. Take care honey, I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye! I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again? And will you neve

If We Had Sex.... 20 Questions
If We Had Sex.... 20 Questions (Reply in a private email...or you can make it public so everybody can read it...(not recommended)) ================================================ 1. Would you mind me being in control first? 2. Would you smack my ass? (LOL) 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you like me to go down on you? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you lick me like a lollipop or suck me til I explode? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Spit, Swallow or elsewhere on you like your face or boobs (name it)? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like long 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep next to me when we were done? 15. Would u want me to go hard and fast or slow and easy? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?

Confused
Oh my, i am so flippin confused riight now it isnt even funny. i like these two guys A LOT but the problem is, one of them has a gf and i like him the most. Hes mad @ me cause SOMEONE told him a lie so now he haytes me. The other guy likes me and i like him, but im not sure my mom will approve of him. I mean, it's never stopped me before, but shes getting really strict about even who i chyll witt so its REALLY confusing me . Anii1 gots anii idea send me a msg along. Thxx Peoples -Krista

The Sixteenth Century
Subject: The Sixteenth Century The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water... Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for anim als to

Auction For A Good Cause
Gene Simmons is auctioning off one of his personal Axe basses with all the proceeds going to the Elizabeth Glazer Pediatric AIDS foundation. Damn, I wish I had a spare $50,000 laying around somewhere...lol. It's out of my price range, but it's very, very cool that Gene is donating this for this cause. The winning bidder even gets a thank you phone call from Gene! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=012&item=220030506702&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESC%3AIT&rd=1>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=012&item=220030506702&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESC%3AIT&rd=1

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Some Are Worth Keeping
One day someone\'s husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I love y o u! \" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . . it\'s best we love it . . . and care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . . . and heal it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage and old cars . . . and children with bad report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. ; ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±

New Pictures..and Randoms Things
Heyyy there. just thought i'd post one of these cause i feel like i haven't in a while. lol. i put up some "new" pics. they're not really new cause my camera broke, but they're some one i found on my computer yesterday. haha things are going pretty well this way. im up early yet again, i slept awful last night =( so thats icky..and i have classes and such today. booooorning. i baked adam a pumpkin roll thing yesterday...haha. everytime we're in wegmans he talks about how he wants a pumpkin roll...so i thought i'd make him one and get some apple cider and bring it over to him and his roomies...so im going to do that before classes today. =P Umm im def glad that its almost the weekend. I have a job interview on saturday morning, so im hoping that goes through. but other than that nothing really planned, but im okay with that. im good at being lazy. lol Well i hope all of you out there have a good day!!

A Broken Promise
hang up the phone with a sigh, Again there are those tears that I cry. I have heard it all before, Heard the promises ring as you walked out the door. You promised me many things, Like happiness and flights on butterfly wings. Somewhere those promises died, Again I am left with tears to cry. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is, it seems. How can I hold on to the magic happiness, And the memories of your touch? Life is full of pain and empty scenes, Life is filled with broken dreams. Life is sometimes living alone, And that's what my life is now that you're gone. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is, it seems. How can I hold on to the magic happiness, And the memories of your touch? I turn to you with a smile, Knowing that deep inside that the love will stay, As you walk that last mile. Remember the broken promises you threw this way. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is,

My Sons Poem
The Soldier In My Heart Written By: Joel II The Little voice that rings in my heart says: 'I like that feeling of my dog tags around my neck. I like that feeling that At any time an army of 20,000 men could come running at my tent. I like that feeling of being clean but not sanitized. I like that feeling my weapon gives of attachment. I like that feeling of sweat as it trickles down to my weapon, as I sit there waiting...Waiting... For dog tags, for the wars that haven't even happened yet, for the showers in the desert, and for the thing every soul longs for......FREEDOM!' Please leae feedback in comment. Yay or Nay

You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
(spoken) BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: And will he starve without me? BOY: Yes! GIRL: And does he love me? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys! (sung) It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning. There was fog crawling over the sand. When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning. I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands. You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining. I was dying just to ask for a taste. We were lying together in a silver lining by the the light of the moon. You know there's not

My Dating Personality
Your dating personality profile: Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. Traditional - Modern culture does not move you. You hold traditional values dear to your heart. Your date match profile: Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship. Traditional - You need someone who is a bit old-fashioned. A person with traditional values and beliefs will perfectly compliment your lifestyle. Your Top Ten Traits 1. Shy 2. Liberal 3. Traditional 4. Big-Hearted 5. Romantic 6. Funny 7. Sensual 8. Adventurous 9. Practica

Survey Says....u Tell Me
HY=Hell Yes HN= Hell No Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Hate Me? [_] Let Me Come Over? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [_] Ask Me Out? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me? [_] Wished I Were

3rd Lession In Slotmachine Secrits
Dear lc readers, It is every slot players dream to hit one of the big progressive slots. Wouldn't it be great! What are the odds that you will be so fortunate? Much better than those for winning the million-dollar lottery. Chances are slim, but if you don't play, you have no chance at all. Huge jackpots are won all the time. Who knows, the next lucky player might be you. I wouldn't chase a progressive slot jackpot by betting house and home, but there is nothing wrong in going after that big prize with a portion of your gambling money now and then. There are many varieties of progressive slot machines. Knowing which is which will help you pick the one that's most advantageous to play. Be sure to check around. All land-based casinos, and most online casinos, feature several types of progressive slots. Individual Progressives An individual progressive slot machine is self-contained; it does not receive from or contribute to another machine's jackpot. Linked

Again With Hell
I feel like shit i didnt nothing wrong and she insists on torturing me like she had done to other exes. i stayed when she cheated i stayed when she said it was only cuz i wasnt there. i never cheated i never hurt her and ???? my parents are against me too so what am i doing wrong what did i do to desvre being treated like shit by almost everyone i dont wanna go to school because its just not fun

Life, Love, Relationships, Hurt, Credit
To the Guys This ones for you To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to

What Is It With Life..... ??
you think ya know exactly what ya want ..you make ya decision and its a binding agreement.. only to find out actually this isnt quite what i had in mind..... why do we always think that life is gana be better by doing something else only for it to go tits up in a dustbin..... i know we have to all learn lessons and everything happens for a reason but it realy sux..... why cant i just do something and be happy with it forever why do things have to change..... why do i have to change whta makes me happy today changes making me change making life unhappy... !! its a massive case of PLUH...... and is so fucking infuriating.... (i cant spell)

A Girl
i am a girl that will love you for who you are, i am a girl who will want to fix your fav meal to see you smile, i am a girl who will want to do the things you want to do and enjoy it, i am a girl who would hold you just to keep you close, i am a girl who will tickle you just to hear you laugh, i am a girl that likes to shop for you when i go shoppin, i am a girl who doesnt care how much money you have or what car you drive, i am a girl tha thinks your hott even when your all hot and sweaty, i am a girl that does not want gifts just the love and respect in return, i am a girl that would call you in the morning just to say "have a great day" i am a girl that would bring you your lunch when your too busy to get your won, i am a girl that doesnt care what other people think of you, i am a girl that will always trust you until that trust is violated, i am a girl who wants to be loved the same in return.

Fuck You Blind
I'm not the trash you think i am talking trailor park Come to my mansion bitch and watch me stick it after dark I'll take you higher, higher I'll take you lower, slower I'll make you talk that talk and walk that walk hoe I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I see you checkin out my car and my residence Your hell bound and I see your gettin whiskey bent I been around and I know what you meant You don't wanna fuck me you wanna fuck some dead president I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I'm super fly bitch I'm not that guy bitch I'll fuck you blind leave you face down in the ditch Thought you'd get rich straight fuckin with the player I'm the pimp of the nation yeah the pussy surveyor hey I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck

Love
Written with a pen, seald with a kiss I love you boy so tell me this Do you love me or do you not, you told me once but I forgot Of all the guys I've ever met you're the one I love the best I f I die before you do I'll go to Heaven and wait for you If you're not there by Judgement day I'll know you went the other way I'd give the angels back their wings and risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love to you is ture I'd go to hell to be with you. I dont know who it is by...I just like it!

I'll Never
I'll never say I love you, If I really don't care. I'll never talk about feelings, If they are not really there. I'll never hold your hand, If I plan to break you heart. I'll never say I'm going to, If I never plan to start. I'll never look into your eyes, If i plan to make you cry. I'll never say forever, If it's meant to be a lie. I'll never hold you close, If you are not the one for me. I'll never open my herat, Unless it's meant to be. Marshall Anthony Cooper

Darkness
I see the darkness in his eyes, It reminds me of the darkened skys. His love grows stronger so dark inside, I give into him and lost all my pride. His power over me gets stronger with every little touch, He had no idea I loved him so much. Inside my soul bleeds, Hearing him say I Love You is all it needs. You left me all those years ago, For reasons why I did not know. The wounds you gave me bled so deep, In my soul is were they earn their keep. The pain is fierce my soul it cired, Three years I waited, three years had died. No letters, no word, not even a call, All I can say is I gave it my all. By: Juliet

You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think the last 4 words of the Star Spangled Banner is "Gentlemen, Start your engines" . You might be a redneck if you've been on television more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like You might be a redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo You might be a redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish You might be a redneck if you've wallet and your dog are both on a chain You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women You might be a redneck if you buy your wife earings that double as fishing lures You might be a redneck if you mow the grass and find 3 cars. You might be a redneck if you’ve been accused of lying through your tooth You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a tube top to a funeral home You might

If I Leave Here Tomorrow Will You Still Remember Me
this is it the time of the the night where i rant about the state of the world as seen though the eyes of a guy so crazy he sees the world as it is so like i was saying before i was so rudely interupted by the other me if you open the box somthing will hapen im not sure what but be assured somthing will happen my tea has no taste did you steal the flavor from my tea well did you??? because if you did you will pay i will destroy the city lookin for you i will if i leave here tomorrow will you still remember me???

I Think Sometimes
I think sometimes you just gotta play to her heart I think sometimes you just gotta play to her soul I think sometimes you just gotta play your part I think sometimes you just gotta be whole Even though you might only feel like half And feel a deep emptiness inside All you can do is laugh And let your lips spread wide I think sometimes you just gotta smile I think sometimes you just gotta be glad Even when your life is on every trial For she might just be deeply sad Dont fall into the drudge Of dragging feet through sludge I think sometimes you just gotta be there I think sometimes she needs you I think sometimes she expects you to see her tear I think sometimes you must stick by her side like glue

Sea Of Green
All that I see Ever that is meant to be Is a sea of green People that are keen Coming - Coming - Coming Killing - Killing - Killing For it's what we do To defend all of you A sea of green Which only acts mean But is rather polite Enforcers of an amazing sight That sea of green Keeps up like a machine

I Think Sometimes.
I think sometimes you just gotta play to her heart I think sometimes you just gotta play to her soul I think sometimes you just gotta play your part I think sometimes you just gotta be whole Even though you might only feel like half And feel a deep emptiness inside All you can do is laugh And let your lips spread wide I think sometimes you just gotta smile I think sometimes you just gotta be glad Even when your life is on every trial For she might just be deeply sad Dont fall into the drudge Of dragging feet through sludge I think sometimes you just gotta be there I think sometimes she needs you I think sometimes she expects you to see her tear I think sometimes you must stick by her side like glue

More Quiz Fun
And for you curious people: You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky60%Average50%A WUSS !!50%A Sicko10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's okay. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun byproduct - a very fun byproduct. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic68%Virgin65%Sex God63%A Slave To BDSM

Cold Hard Bitch
Jet Cold Hard Bitch Gotta leave town Got another appointment Spent all my rent Girl you know I enjoyed it Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody dancing I don't wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans, alright! Cold hard bitch Just a kiss on the lips And I was on my knees I'm waiting, give me Cold hard bitch She was shakin' her hips That's all that I need Gonna check her out She's my latest attraction Gonna hang around Wanna get a reaction Gonna take her home cause she's over romancing Don't wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans alright! Cold hard bitch Just a kiss on the lips And I was on my knees I'm waiting give me Cold hard bitch She was shakin' her hips And I that was all that I need I'm waiting give me Cold hard bitch Just a kiss on the lips And I was on my knees Yeah I'm waiting Yeah I'm waiting Yeah I'm waiting Yeah I'm waiting Cold hard bitch Just a kiss on the lips And I was on my

My First Fucking Blog, I'm So Damn Excited!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Livs First Blog! Apples are covered with a thin layer of Livs First Blog! Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Livs First Blog has 7! Livs First Blog can smell some things up to six miles away. Livs First Blog is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. Livs First Blog is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Livs First Blog! Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Livs First Blog. Livs First Blog has four noses. Birds do not sleep in Livs First Blog, though they may rest in it from time to time. Native Americans never actually ate Livs First Blog; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. It's bad luck to put Livs First Blog on a bed.

Help Kazy Win
You rock! Speaking of rock,check this out. Here we go again!Another contest.. this time on YouTube.comKazys on YouTube!!! CHOKE VIDEO OUT IN JUST DAYS! Click pic to join Kazys YouTube page! and get ready to help define music's future. Click here to visit Kazy's website

Cherry,lost?
Pretty cool place, A little confusing interface but im figuring it out. Sooo anyway Im 30 yr olds, im almost 31 on halloween.I love tattoo's,i love music...i like to run and run and run ..and weight training.I am 5 feet tall and i can bench 80# hehe so far. I love expresso!! Im a freak,but arent we all....any? ask away .......

Things I've Learned.... Mark I
you learn things in iraq. some surprise you, some don't. here's some of mine: -when someone blows up a dam, there's a water shortage. this effects everyone. -you can buy anything with american money. and it doesn't matter how much you use. hand a kid a dollar and ask for grapes. you won't be hungry for grapes. -the locals believe clothing their children is optional. which is understandable. the kids don't seem to mind and hey, full body tan. -you tend to take things for granted. like toilets. at least my portajon is close to my room. -mortars can land anywhere. due to man made launchers and the law of gravity. -direct gunfire isn't as scary as one would think. turns out bad guys see very poorly in the dark, and usually don't aim anyway. -the need to run is over rated. honestly. i'm fat on the inside. -they say the army is more efficient that private contractors. i say we're just cheaper to pay. -pre-mob training is useless. even if the instructors know what t

Poetry.
Live Feel Breathe Me blood will soon be gone I feel now Like I never have Peaceful No burdens Quiet See the face of Love I Watch him as he watches me die I Know he's here to see Come be apart of me Drink me in Devour my life Take it into you Let me give you my essence Let me give you my life Then maybe yours will be better Drink me in Make me apart of you Show me your soul Let me be one with you Watch my blood pour out for you I died for you Everyday for you Take me in your arms Drink my life away A gift for you Do as you please Take my collapsed body Pull me into you Slit my writs even more Place your lips to my skin Drain me dry Drink my warm blood It's full of love Take in it Let me flow into you Live Feel life Feel love

A Bit Of Me
Hmm well as you might have guessed Im from Scotland and yes I do wear a kilt (check piccys)and no I dont wear anything under it Im warm enough down there and free movement is a blessing.Im a Pict Pagan and not a celt as some might think there is a differance you know.Mad as a hatter and living in Oslo Norway,working for Hard Rock Cafe oslo as a trainer and supervisor.Catch you lot later. Be Well

Brand Spankin New!
Howdy there everyone. I just joined this site yesterday through my friend Katy. But its takin me a lil bit of time to figure it all out. I've gotten alot of '10s' and comments and request and 'shout outs' and what not..but still in the process of tryin to see what its all about. So please dont take me as bein rude or anything if I haven't commented back, requested back or gave you a 'shout out'. Just gonna take some time to get used too. Thanks yall!! Annie

My Thoughts On The Day (2)
Okay so its 3:47 am and i really am starting to get Pissed off I Keep getting Told I Look 16 or 17 When ive already been Told that 2737 Times its really Starting to piss me off Stop Fucking Tell me i Look Younger when i already Know Other Things That Piss Me off People Forgetting Me like Hello I just talked To You 15 Mins ago Then you ask where im from again What are you a dope or something? And if I leave You a comment You should Do The same And Stop Fucking Telling Me im Ugly K Thanks Thats My Fucking Rant for Now Peace The fuck out Allie Rocks Leave Her sum Love

Happy B-day 2 Me.
Well everybody, hi im still new here and i wish i could do more but my comp is slower then crap so, sorry if im not on all the time, i try to though, but yeah i just had a crappy b-day, to start it off, my girl broke up wit me before it came, and then my actual b-day she was acting all weird to me, and ever since then it sucks, cause i didnt have no one there for me on that day and it was depressing,"bye the way i just turned 21" so i my friend took me out to get drunk, but no one wanted to party, i still couldnt get in the bars yet so we just drank a few beers and called it a night. but the single life sucks, ya know, no one calls me, or they hook up a couple of times and just ignor me and then talk to me after a couple of days i dont know if it's hard to get or there just screwed up, but yeah, and i cut my hair so yeah im gunna look different from the photos i got now but im gunna put some new ones up, well everybody i must say bye for now i dont want to bore you to death k....love

Alot Of Stuff
ive not been on here for a while work and cars and people have kept me from relaxing and being me but ive realized that nothing is worth stressing urself out 24/7 money nor "popluarity" so im back ive picked up a new project a 93 jeep cherokee and i am sellin my baby 86 mustang t-top i dont have much to write about but ill think of something at a later time

More Pics.
I was thinking about adding somemore pics to my profile. I was wanting to know what all of you ladies out there thought i should put on there. Just let me know and keeping checking back for more pics. You might just see something you like.

Tear Stains
Tear Stains Sometime's I ly in bed just watching you sleep and then I start to cry, not loud enough to wake you. I feel hurt and sad that I'll be losing you. I am sure on the day you leave my face and eye's will burn and sting from the tears running down my face like someone left a water faucet running. Just a little drip constantly dripping. I dont know how to show it while you're awake I show just the opposite and I am sorry about that. Sometimes I think I should get a permanent tear tattood on the side of my face So I wouldn't have to shed another. All I can say is I Love you!

*lyrics* Justin T. "my Love" Ft T.i.
"My Love" (feat. T.I.) Ain't another woman that can take your spot my- If I wrote you a symphony, Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?) If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?) Well, baby I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you) This ring here represents my heart But there's just one thing I need from you (say "I do") [Chorus:] Yeah, because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand I can see us on the countryside Sitting on the grass, laying side by side You could be my baby, let me make you my lady Girl, you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothing crazy See, all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take y

What Is A Juggalo? (my Opinion)
What iz a juggalo?...plain and simple...BEING YOURSELF and not caring what others think of u.......if u have shoes that have no sole on tha bottom say fuck it.. atlest i got some fuckin shoes! lol cuz there is always sum1 out there that needs jus as much help as u...but being a juggalo is a MINDFRAME it's not pickin up a Jokerz card and saying " oh well i know all tha songs on this album and tha names of all tha jokerz cards so i must b a juggalo!" it's not like that...not saying ninjaz cant find their way like that....but it takes a while to find out urself and how u feel about urself...i mean hell im not completely dirt poor and im not a richy bitch either yet i have tha heart of a juggalo down and out...thas me period point blank if u have to have tha label on it ya know? most ninjaz will know if ur true in ur heart...u wont EVEN have to prove it cuz they will know jus by being around u....so all u new ninjaz comin through...b real dont front and im sure u'll get that beautiful love

Scorpio
>>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring.

Dumb Drunks
why is it now days people dont know when to quit. people now days drink like the stuff is going to be gone the next day. i dont understand this. and why is it when people drink they want to start a fight. why. drinks are tended to relax a body not make it agro. what is with these dumb ass drunks. if you dont know how to drink dont start. or drink mixed soda drinks.

Mockingbird
Eminem Mockingbird Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What you crying about? You got me Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry Cuz you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers No more crying, wipe them tears Daddy's here, no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney uncles crazy, aint he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news I try to keep y

The Other Side
All the lies and cheating My heart is bleeding It's cut so deeply Emotions tears, fears, and blood All run down and make a flood You think your such a stud Really nothing but a dud Low life loser, biggest bum The whole world looks at you Thinking nothing but scum Lieing partying you put me off Used me just so you could get off Well the tables have turned Look whose hurting now Your realizing you missed out I never lied and never cheated Not once I stepped out of position Always pleased you oh so great Now look someone better has got your plate You finally see I was so great You are oh so late I finally found a real honest true mate He could possably be my soule mate

Lithium
Lithium Album: Nevermind, Wishkah Time: 4:17 I'm so happy because today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you... We've broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care... And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze... 'Cause I've found god - yeah, yeah, yeah I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head... And I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard... But I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there... But I don't care I'm so horny but that's okay... My will is good - yeah, yeah, yeah I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I kill you - I'm not gonna crack

I Need To Fuck
I need to Fuck Current mood: IntelliGent Thoughts...Images Blurred Frustration Arises I need a good FUCK Screw my mental Show me how the verb SEX really works Superfluous naked thoughts flood my mind Erotic adverbs ExpeditiouSly appear Make me SCREAM the noun that is YOU Punctuate the SEX-tence with an Exclamation Ripples of Pleasurable Orgasmic Ideaz race thruout my body Thoughts pour down past my Brow Must have .... AIR .... soo Stertorous That was a Transcendent Mind FUCK.... imma provide the definitions fo some of ya'll who may not know.. Superfluous: excessive Expeditiously: Fastly Stertorous: Breathless Transcendent: Great Now ya'll probably thinking why in the hell did she use these big ass words...Jus wanna show u that sometimes u should please ya mind..And SCREW IT sometimes....LMAO

Can I Do You?? A Poem
CaN I Do You?? A PoEm Current mood: horny Can I do you? Oh Im sorry you dont understand... I mean Can I do you mentally? Caress your intelligence as I open the flood gates to cerberal spasms.... Fill you with vast knowledge as your body shivers from the exploding mental orgasms... Take you to a place where only those spiritually inclined have been.. Extasy, from my vocabulary, that soothes your every nerve within.. Sending waves throughout your body making your toes curl.. Giving you the light that expands the mind, hold on to this girl... Erotic messages getting sent form the brain.. As I sensually verbalize my thoughts so fluids can spill out through that special drain.. Our minds can be interconnected as one sphere.. So serious am I about this that even a crocodile would shed his tear. But the question still remains.. Can i do you or not??

Girls Beware!
I am so glad that we have the power to block and be blocked. It at least gives us the knowledge that we do not have to be subjected to things that are not to our standards. I just want all the girls who do read these to know that there is a way to stop people and their comments. Delete and Block. And if they havent been on your friends list to begin with just block. At least with blocking those that are making this site a place that you don't like to come to for fear of what they have said or put next....you are putting yourself in control of the situation. In the long run making this a better place for you to associate, and to find the true friends that are here, just hidden by all the rude and obnoxious ones. Keep your site safe and enjoy the fun that it can attain.

Old Time Friendz
OLD TiMe FriEndZ I found u ::sigh:: Wondering where u disappeared off too ::silent cry:: At a lost for words for the joy i feel inside We was crazy close..attached side by side And then a day went by without a sound from C. GunN Not talking to you was like daylight without the SuN Now the past is behind us an unalterable road But the future awaits us..a story untold Dedicated to a CerTain SomEone U knO who U iZ..MuahZ

Fed Up
Fed Up Current mood: aggravated Fed Up With the lies.. the What-If-I's? Fed Up With the bullshit How could I let you do this shit?! Fed Up With you saying me too when I say I love you Fed Up With the I love you's when no ones around Fed Up with being your amusement like I'm a fucking clown Fed Up With not being strong enough to wave my hand goodbye instead my love-strucken ass would settle for a kiss and a hi How could I let you use me like this Hanging around like a dick needing to take a piss Fed Up because I cant seem to break free Fed Up cause Your No Bueno for me Fed Up And Im STILL Fuckin Stuck

21 Things To Remember
21 Things To Remember ... Life Tips 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never have it all together. 8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet, "When I get what I want, I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. He or she who laughs......lasts. 16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. 17. Look for opportu

Me To A T
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be

One Day
One day you'll love me as I loved you. One day you'll cry for me as a cried for you. One day you'll want me but .. I won't want you Last night I matched all the stars with something I liked about you ... I was doing fine until I ran out of stars The hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love ..love someone else God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you but we all make mistakes Don’t tell me you love if you don't cuz i might do something crazy like believe it Loving you is like breathing, how can I stop? Nothing is more painful then realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him..........Everything i did i did for you all of the mistakes i've made was to test if you love me too but now your gone i fall in pain days become long and im goin' insane i dream of our firsts and i cry a tear coz' now it hurtz for you dont care I try to erase you from my mind and try to forget about you but the pain just stays and I sit and cry inside, you dont know

Hurts
LOVE HURTS WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DONT LOVE YOU BACK. BUT WHAT IS MORE PAINFUL IS TO LOVE SOMEONE AND NEVER FIND THE COURAGE TO LET THAT PERSON KNOW. IT’S TRUE THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT’S BEST THAT THEY GOT UNTIL’ THEY LOSE IT BUT IT’S ALSO TRUE THAT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE’VE BEEN MISSING UNTIL’ IT ARRIVES.THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WHO SIT ON THE SWING WITH WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND YOU WALK AWAY FEELING IT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER. AND A TRUE KIND OF FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WITH YOU BUT WILL BE WAITING DOWN THERE TO CATCH YOU. PUT YOUR SELVES IN OTHERS SHOES AND IF THEY HURT YOU MAYBE IT HURTS THEM TOO. IT TAKES 1 MINUTE TO LIKE SOMEONE, AND HOUR TO LIKE SOMEONE, A DAY TO LOVE SOMEONE, BUT IT TAKES A LIFE TIME TO FORGET SOMEONE. DON’T GO FOR LOOKS BECAUSE THEY CAN DECIEVE. DONT GO FORWEALTH EVEN THAT FADES AWAY. GO FOR SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. HOPE YOU FIND THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO HURT YOU ANY

Regret
One day I hope she'll make you cry One day i pray she'll hurt you inside but i'm won't be there to know I'm not the one you turn to hold One day you'll remember us and regret One day when you turn back i'll be sure to reject but i'm not the one to be blamed you shouldn't of came back and brought me more pain One day you'll get on your knees and plead And that day i'll act as if I don't see for you had shut the doors once on me and left me here feeling stupidity One day you'll lose your mind from crying One day you'll find yourself just dying And on that day i'll turn to you and say "baby i told you ONE DAY"

Can't Help Myself
I can’t help myself, But wonder if I’m still someone special to you. Wanting to see us together, Forgetting the bad things that happen. Wishing you’ll come back one day. Maybe you’ll never come back, But still I’m waiting. Every night I hold my pillow tight, Thinking if you’ll come back tonight. Was I awake or dreaming, I open my eyes and your holding me close to you, Telling me you love me. Did you know there’s something about you I can’t get over with, It’s your loveness, kindness, and care I told myself to never cry for you, But when I knew your never going to return, It’s hard for me to hold my tears back. You move on with life, And I know I well one day too, But its going to take me time to get my mind off you, Because you are my hearts true love.

Best Friend
This is for you, my best friend, the one person i can tell my soul too Who can relate to me like no other Who I can laugh with to no extents, Who I can cry too when times are tough, Who can help me with the problems of my life. Never have you turned your back on me Or told me I wasnt good enough Or let me down I don't think you know what that means to me You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me. And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful. Even though you don't think you are. And I hope you know that I am always here To listen to you laugh and cry and help In all the ways that i can And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me. I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you. My best friend. You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is

A Friend Like You!
Everyone should have a friend like you You are so much fun to be with And you are such a good person You crack me up with laughter And touch my heart with your kindness You have a wonderful ability To know when to offer advice And when to sit in quiet support Time after time You've come to my rescue And brightend so many Of my routine days And time after time I've realized how fortunate I am that my life includes you I really do believe that Everybody should have a friend like you But so far it looks like You are one of a kind!

I Need To Know
I need to know if you’re my true friend, will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep, and trust them in your heart you’ll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, can you accept mine as I will yours? I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue, will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, if you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what’s important to you, will you remember what’s important to me too? With you my most favourite things I’ll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, then I will know you are a friend most true.

Whatever
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily. [ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo. [ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [ ] have/I've had braces. [ ] wear glasses. [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [ ] I have more than 2 piercings. [ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [ ] I have freckles. Family/Home Life [x] I've sworn at my parents. [ ] I've run away from home. [ ] I've been kicked out of the house. [ ] My biological parents are together. [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old. [ ] I want to have kids someday. [ ] I've had children. School/Work [ ] I'm in school/university [ ] I have a job. [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school/college. [ ] I almost always do my homework. [x] I've

Where The Real Action Is...
http://spaces.msn.com/mapleleaf4ever I'm far tooooo lazy to Blog in more than one place so if for some reason you're actually interested in what I've been thinking and or doing lately. Check it out. It's been going for over a year now.

Letters I Rrecieved From Death Row Inmates.
David Gore and his cousin Fred Waterfield raped and murdered several young women in Florida in the early 1980s.Some of the remains were fed to alligators.David Gore also claims to have cannibalized some of the victims.Waterfield recieved two life sentences and Gore was sentenced to death.http://www.skcentral.com/gore.htmlhttp://www.mansonfamilypicnic.com/gore2.htm "My Aim Was Pretty Good"-Frank SpisakIn 1982 , a transexual Nazi sympathizer named Frank Spisak shot three people( killing two and wounding one)on the campus of Cleaveland State University.He has been on death row since 1983.http://www.skcentral.com/spisak.html

Bonded In A Shell
he wears a mask hiding from his memorys looks back all he sees, hurt and pain probably thinks there is nothing to gain gets lost in his music afraid to let me in i feel i can see right through him hes a great person has a good heart every where he goes no one can tell scared of being hurt and alone so he holds back his emotions acts like he can't feel one day i hope he sees that im for real theres something about him i can't explain i wanna be with him, share his pain we both have diffrent problems but we hurt just the same feel like can't trust no one fuck it keep things buried inside i dont think he sees it yet of course he dont know much about me we both have the same pholosphy make a cut, it will set the feelings free and still no one will be able to see the true person behind the mask feelings of hurt, pain, and sorrow

A Gothic Romance
Death, spirit me away My anguished soul doth strain On taut and twisted reins Yet, insatiate I still remain Like a proud, unfalled star That dares thee from afar To calm my thund'rous heart Else, rend it's knots apart So I may never sing Of jewelled skies o'er my strings And love, a wanton thing Can plunge on burnt, black wings To hang amid the thorns In scarlet, like velvet worn About the clouded moon Who wanes in solitude.... I am alone Thirsting for the dark That lurks beneath marbled stone What black witchcraft Shalt prise thee from thy dreams And what perverse world-strategy Will wend it's way with thee from sleep? 'Rouse my disease And with cadent naked dance I shalt teach Thee wisdom of darkness From earth and red sea Lightbearing Samael Coalesce with me....' Twilight Through pagan city gates Bred shadows play like twining snake By candlelight Thanateros rites Death seduced and chaos wakes.... Obsession grips, blindragon fever In t

Poet
When your life is crashing down I am here WHen you have the death of uncertainty I am here When you think you love me I am here When you have no one else I am here I am the poet of your dreams I am the one who will not make you scream When you are tired but cant sleep I am the friend you dream WHen you have been raped or tortured I am the one you weep When life has torn you apart I have been a part One who has lost One who has felt the winter frost One who laid her in the ground One who will place the flowers on the mound I am the poet who has felt your fears I am the poet who holds you dear

And The Winner Is!!
Dear all you lost cherry readers!! Well today has been truely long!! My time its 124am I just got in about 20 mins or sooo ago... I started my day at 530 am yesterday morning... I had to babysit at 7 to 430 and from there was to the CUBS game in Chicago.... It was a great game the won 3-2!!! Goooooooooo Cubs.. It was my frist game and it was great!!! I know that there great.. I even got dusty baker autograph!! That was cool I got to meet the Manager of the Cubs!! I was like Yes... The only thing that sucks was I lost my lighter.. But over all it was sooooooo great.. Take care out there in Cherry land.. Thanks for taking the time to read.. Jeannie

The Nobodies
Artist: Marilyn Manson Album: Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death) Title: The Nobodies Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the ratings that day Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the rati

Something New, Come Check It Out.
Hey everyone, this is a new spot out there for all the people. Trying to reach out to more than just the people of the USA. Its gonna take a minute to get things rolling, but hey I know we can get this party started and bring the european ladies and males to the spot and make it one of the hot spots on LC. Lets bridge the gap between the US and Europe.

Obsession
What shame it is To long for a touch that might never be felt a gaze which may never be shared breaths that might never mingle from lovers about to kiss what time is wasted on such thoughts wondering what unspoken words were never uttered dreaming about the passionate embraces that could have been but how irresistible such daydreams can be the passion dreams the hopes the haunted wonderings what could have been if.

Girl/guy Fact's
Girl Facts: When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into eachother 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows your gone forever. Guy Facts: When a guy calls u he wants to be with you When a guy

Closer
Artist: Nine Inch Nails Album: And All That Could Have Been Title: Closer you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the

A Quiz
You scored as Archangel. You are the most powerful in the realm of good. You are the highest rank of angel, understanding and loving no matter what! You are responsible, reliable, and have good judgement.Archangel79%Guardian Angel77%The Angel of Death73%Archetype56%Fallen Angel50%The Anti-Heroine42%Demoness23%Archdemoness11%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Old People - Very Touching.......
Old People - Very Touching ...... This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing t o say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School: God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen t

Poetry
67~Let me Feel Category: Life Look at me I'm tattered and torn Don't want you to touch Don't want you to say Anything that will make this okay Watch me struggle Watch me squirm Watch me as I break each piece of me in turn It hurts as they tear my flesh, my heart it bleeds Blood dripping As I cut if off my skin It's comfort, the warmth of it It covers my body I feel again I now know I'm alive I've been dying here, alone, not by your side Let me be warm Let me feel again I could never leave you behind as you did I You've already gone I just want you to watch As I start to feel I died everyday you were gone Bled on the inside Just watch me bleed out Feel myself again I bleed for you My legs quake as they give way I'm tired Tired of trying Tired of this fleeting feeling Cuase right now, I'm the only one I've been left behind Watch my broken body As it tires to function Turning into the corpse that I already have become Let me bleed out Watch my

It Just Occured To Me..........
OK most of my blogs will always be some funny story about a call or a patient that I ran the previous shift. And most of the time my blogs will make you pee your pants laughing. But this first one.. well this one is just an observation that occured to me tonight.... Tonight I took my son to the County fair and we went to pet the animals... and I smelt a very familiar smell.. then it occured to me.. it smelt like most of my patients (not all just the shitbags) and I realized we were standing next to the goats. My patients smell like goat piss! And sometimes the entire call wreeks of bullshit! God I love my job ;)

4some
Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your dick while it's in that condition?" Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

Yeah Yeah
Okay so go vote in this contest please http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=63931&i=778856116 You can vote for anyone you want. :) Just rate and leave a comment. You DONT have to vote for me. It would be appreciated though.

Success
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud. She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before. She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure. She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud. "Take

Why Bother
Sometimes I wonder why I even try, goto work and then rush everywhere to goto the Big E with my boyfriend. Come home and find out that his friend is coming along, so I say fine, whatever, I'll have my friend come along too. Get to the Big E, he buys what he wanted (the whole reason we went was for him to buy this something and me to buy this other something, pics of the two of us on keychains for both of us). Then we find this cologne that he wanted but it's 3 for 20 and all he had was ten, can I buy it with my card, I get 2 parfumes and he gets his cologne (it should be noted I didn't want any of the perfumes). I do it with the understanding that he will buy something for me. I have cash on me too but only 5 dollars. So I use my card and buy it because he really wants it and I figure he can buy the pics. Well no, he says he doesn't have enough money for the pics when we get to the photo place. I could get the one keychain and I say no, I don;t want the one keychain, I want both

Me And Pregnancy
well, i just found out that i have been having contractions since i have been 31 and a half week pregnant (just before 8 months). but get this, i dont get them when im sleeping or when i am sitting down, but i get them when i am working and when i go for a walk or shopping at walmart. which i thought walking when your pregnant is good for you. cuz it makes for an easier labor. i guess i am gonna have one hell of a labor cuz i cant walk without being in pain. oh, i also get to have an ultrasound every other week, i get to have doctor appointments every week, and i also get to have an NST every appointment (thats the belly band thingy that montors the heart beat and if i have any contractions). i feel like this aint no normal pregnancy. but my doctor says that i am doing quite well and it seems like baby is just fine too. all i can do is hope and pray for a healthy baby. cuz its hard on me. my last two werent this bad. but i dont know about this one. if you got any advice ill take it. i

Naked Bikers
"Hello" "Help! Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!" "This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department." "No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

Pearl Gates
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back! off!! Or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed, but said: "We don't show any record of this - when did all this happen?" "Oh....Just a couple minutes ago."

The Biker
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk!

Maryland..
You Know You're From Maryland When... You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek," and "Havre de Grace" You prononce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie 1 hour is an easy commute to work You have more than three recipies for crabcakes French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay There are more than two crab places in your town Even your high school cafeteria made good crabcakes You got your first lacrosse stick before you were six years old You call all turtles "terrapins" You refer to your state as "Merlind" Your mother shops at Hecht's You still call Six Flags America "Adventure World", or even "Wild World" You still remember the Wild World commercial (Wild World's the cure for the summertime blues!) You can tell the difference between the smells of septic and marsh. You not only know how to eat ha

Not Being Able To Forget The Past
Today i was blindsided by a little piece of my past i never wanted to relive. 6 yrs ago i left my ex husband because he beat the shit out of me one night in a fit of rage. He fractured several bones in my fave including the bone under my left eye. I wore that black eye for 3 months along with my eye being filled with blood, a concusion and some memory loss, Like the birth of My children. Time has healed most of my wounds mentally and Physically but today this cold brought back something i would not wish on my worst enemy. Being that the bone under my eye is chipped, If i get a sinus infection or a cold of any kind and the drainage that comes with it, My eye swells up and the pain is almost unbearable. well today i blew my nose and felt this pop, and loe and behold my left eye is all swollen, my head is killing me and i have been crying all night because the pain is so bad. It feels like 6 yrs ago all over again this really fuckin sucks ass

Me
there you go. me. i am a man, albeit a short man. always told that i am not the "typical guy" society has seemed to create, i nevr believe it yet strive to be a better man. somehow it opens my eyes to the piggishness of male society, something i despise. It is impossible for me to fully embrace the sleazebag personality of a typical guy. i always say i was born into the wrong century but realize guys have always been assholes. im not saying im perfect, but most of the time i come pretty damn close as far as treating people (especially women) goes. but no matter how well i treat a woman, it always ends up being the typical guy that gets the girl. yes i am a single guy. yes it bothers me. im not changing into the typical guy, but i am no longer enjoying the thrill of "the hunt". after years of unsuccessfully wooing young ladies that had caught my interest and watching some asshole get them, and then listen to them bitch about how guys are horrible and suck, i just luagh. its like socie

And So I Giveth You The 19 Rules(mistakes)
MY PENIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL STRESS TESTER: That means don't tug on it, twist it, pull it, try and bend it or smack it with a brick. PRETEND that it is a delicate, one of a kind, priceless piece of china that you need to approach with loving tenderness....make balloon animals on your own time! MY TESTICLES ARE FRAGILE: Do not bite them, crush them, squeeze them like you're juicing an orange or suck on them in a way that vacuums my eyes into my head...that shit hurts and gives me weird pains in my throat, thigh, chest, leg, hand, head, stomach, ankle, chin and a hundred other places that I can't understand. BLOWJOBS: I am not a piece of cheese and you are not the grader...try to keep that fucking bear trap you call your teeth OFF my manhood...dragging your choppers up my shaft is no more fun than me workin' your cooch with a wire brush and some sand paper....I don't like limping away from oral sex with a peeled hotdog dangling between my legs just like you wouldn't wanna crawl aw

Restroom Signs And Funnies
RESTROOM SIGNS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York . If pro is opposite of con, t

Steve 'o'
Farewell Steve 'O'... When I heard Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter had died I felt some honest to God real pain. It hit me hard. Harder than I would like to admit..and harder than I would've thought. Normally when someone famous dies I pause for a moment to reflect on the joy they've given me, share a couple memories and move on about my day but this one hurt a bit more and called for something a bit more...something from the heart. I walked around in kind of a daze for an hour or so not quite believing that crazy fucker had come to his end. I was hoping it was a prank or rumor but Fox, CBS and Yahoo have all verified my fears...so it is what it is...a tragic loss. A freak mishap with a sting ray and we are all minus one Steve Irwin...his children are left without their doting father and Terry has lost her soulmate. Truly heart breaking. And a shock even though I figured he'd go one day do to his job and passion....but not like this. Irwin brought a real zest to animal docu

Joggin
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more appre

Dear Abby:
Dear Abby: > > > > > >My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me > from the beginning, > >and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's > worse, everyone > >knows > >that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since > he lost his job > >five > >years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. > > > >All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and > bullshit with his > >buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our > daughter went away > >to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints > that I may be a > >lesbian. What should I do? > > > >Signed, Clueless > > > > > > > > > >Dear Clueless: > > > >Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need > him anymore. > >You're > >a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

What's Up
just introducing myself to everone. dakota is the stage name i use when i am out. i really like to go out and have fun. i see nothing wrong with the human body and have no problems if people want to show it off. i like to sing and dance (especially with a pole, ha ha). love to chat so drop me a line sometime. i love taking pics as well. so, how is everyone?? nice to meet you.

Superman & Sex
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super Hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Pal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Supe

Radiologist Complete Ultrasound Report
I have a complex ovarian cyst on my left ovary. Has to be removed. We dont know exactly how big it is or if it is cancerous. I will be transferred to Universite of Chicago Medical Centers for further treatment.

Dear Terrorists, From A U.s. Navy Pilot
Dear Terrorists, I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a brother and Sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generations to attend college. I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. For me the flying was never a lifelong dream or a "calling," it just happened. I needed a job and I liked the challenge. I continue to do it today because I feel it is important to give back to a nation which has given so much to me. I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable. I do it because many of my friends have left for the airlines and someone has to do it. My government has spent million

Heaven Or Hell You. Your Choice!
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and > said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. " > The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the > doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was > a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of > stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth > water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. > They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with > very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each > found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, > but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not > get the spoons back into their mouths. > > The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. > > The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and > > opened the door. It was exactly the same as

Be Careful What You Say To Kids!
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!" Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!" Little LeRoy, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked LeRoy how he knew this. Little LeRoy replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

Hot New Song Lyrics--best Song Ever
-Artist: Barry Manilow as sung on "Greatest Hits" -Arista A2L 8601 -peak Billboard position # 8 in 1978 -Words and Music by Barry Manilow, Bruce Sussman, and J. Feldman Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love (Copa Copacabana) His name was Rico, he wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun

Any Real Man Does This (thanks Justin!)
This is such perfection. Its finding the right man to do these things that is so damn hard. But anyway, thanks Justin. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE H

Well Not Sure What To Write About.
I just have a few random comments. Philosophy is a interesting subject. Of course since I have a tendency to laugh at inapproriate moments so when they ask certain things I find amazingly stupid I tend to think about it and see it is my head and start laughing. Which of course is never good! Anyway so yeah I keep hearing "Sexy Back" and that song makes me nuts! @_@ So I need to avoid it for the good of human kind. LOL Thats about all from me. Oh! One more thing! Why is it if a guy says something of a sexual nature to you but you say something of a sexual nature though less crude they still have a problem with it? WTF is that?!?!?! Its sexist.....

*sighs And Cries*
im sitting here at almost midnight trying not to cry. i have had the start of a migraine all day. all i wanted to do tonight was curl up and spend some time with the man that i love. but that didnt happen. right now david is out driving around because he slept most of the day. shit is going on and i dont know what to do or what it is. why wont he just talk to me? well, im off to cry myself to sleep. god this sucks! Blessed Be, Jen AKA Dark Queen

My New Poem I Wrote...
HAPPINESS: Being Delusional About Reality OPTIMISM: Being in Denial about The Truth of Reality ANGER: Just Finding out the Truth of Reality SADNESS: When You Start To Come To Terms With the Truth of Reality PESSIMISTIC: On Your Journey to Knowing the Truth Of Reality DEPRESSION: Knowing the Truth of Reality SUICIDE:… The Ultimate Epiphany…

Real Notes From People
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) 1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT 3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30, 31,32 AND ALSO 33. 4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. 5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. 7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. 8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS. 9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE. 10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS. 11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSE

Thanks Guys
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My Fanfiction.
This is my Fan Fiction story called, "Turn Over." I wrote this a while back as a joke with my friend, but I liked it so much, and so did she, so I posted it on some fanfic sites. My fics basicly consist of Harry Potter, so if you don't like HP, you probably won't like it. But read it and see what you think. I'm going to post two stories, this being the first and it's pretty "racey" I guess you could say... or you could call it down right S-M-U-T, because that's what I like to call it. LMAO Anyways, I hope you enjoy... Turn Over CRASH! I woke in my bed with a start but didn’t move, I couldn’t. I had just heard a loud noise in my living room. Thoughts were going through my head such as, “Why the hell aren’t you moving?! You need to get your ass up and defend yourself!” Even though these words were going through me I couldn’t get up. It didn’t matter anyways, I was already hearing footsteps coming closer to me. Finally they stopped right outside my door. I still couldn’t move so all

Men Men
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Pay Back 101
.... PAY BACK . There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no ! ! He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dra

What All Guy's Should Do!!!
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

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Rawr. Not Cool
Someone told me my hair is too black. And my ass is too big. Lol. Not cool. Oh well shit happens. Haha im listening to Clay aiken, cause well im strange.Ive been listening to a lot of shit lately. Like shakira haha. But theres a reason behind that one. Ima go for a walk around in the dark. I got a lot on my mind i need to get out.

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Ha Ha Ha... Just Ask The People Who Annoy Me...
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Don't Close Your Eyes
I love this song. It takes me back to the days when I was just starting to date my now ex-husband. It was such an applicable song..well lets say that sometimes, these days..it still applies. Funny how these things come back around. Anyways, just wanted to post the lyrics for now, and maybe i can embed the song later. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I know you loved him, a long time ago Even now in my arms, you still want him I no But darling this time, your memories die When you hold me tonight, don't close your eyes CHORUS: Don't Close Your Eyes, let it be me Don't pretend it's him, in some fantasy Darling just once, let yesterday go And you'll find more love than you'll ever know Just hold me tight, when you love me tonight And DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES Maybe I've, been a fool, holding on all this time Lying here in your arms, knowing he's in your mind But I keep hoping someday, that you'll see the light Let it be tonight and don't c

People You Trust
What the hell is wrong with people? They act like they want to get to know you and then stab you in the back. I was on some other site and made what I thought was a new friend. Just chatting with this person until they come up with some story about something. Sooo I am like ok. So then the person asks me a few questions and blah blah blah. I answer them and then a few minutes later I am told to read some blog. Well great now all this private information is on this public blog and it's bashing my friends about something that is complete bullshit. So now I wonder how many more e-mails were sent out. If anything was changed in those e-mails. Why in the hell is this person jumping into some drama that she didn't know anything about in the first place and causing some massive fight? I just don't get it.

This N That
Hello Blog readers... This is my first LC blog and I have nothing to say! lol Well ok so thats not entirely true of me... like, not ever. I always have something to say about something or someone. But, I digress. I may copy some of my myspace blogs over here just so the two are in sync.. hmm not sure, guess I'll have to think about that. Wonder if I can embed music in my blogs...anyone know? Think that would be cool to have the blog and some appropriate 'theme music' to have playing in the background. Anywho..hope all my LC pals and my Yahoo pals have had a great hump day and All my Friends have sweet dreams. ~Chickie

Hot Sex
Hot sex for your pleasure set it off Liquid treasures floatin in the loft I'm in the mood I'm in the mood to lick you Let my tongue explore all up in you Around your belly button all around your neck Down to your legs baby what's next I'm coming in on deck check your reflex Me and you baby, doin the sex All night, make it so hot, so nice I like just the way you make me feel allright tonite Time for the candle wax and Ice, on the fly carpet ride of life It's magic! On the dreamscape love bliss orgasmic! Exctasy you don't wanna miss gotta have it! Animal sex with a twist like a rabbit! Hot sex every chance we get! what Chorus: Hot Sex all night, all night Hot Sex all night, all night Hot Sex all night, all night All night, all night, alright Chorus repeat Hot sex all the time You can find Hot sex on my mind in my rhyme Wet dreams escape from reality Aphrodisiac keeps on calling me Testosterone I can't hold back Hard to the bone when I'm under attack

Just Some Thoughts...
".... How long do ou want to be loved? Is forever enough? Cause I'm never givin' you up. I slip in bed when you're asleep. To hold you close and feel your breath on me. Tomorrow there'll be so much for me to do. So tonight I'll drift in a dream with you. ...... As you wander through this troubled world, in seach of all things beautiful; you can close your eyes when you're miles away and hear my voice like a serenade." Yeah. Perfect. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough 'Hellos' to get you through the final'Good-bye'."

Drug Addict
I have had more than a few people ask me why it is that I am so honest and talk about myself. The answer is a rather long one, but I will indulge you :P I am a recovered drug addict of 10 and a half years. (I will get to the past tense of the word recovered shortly for those who took issue with it) I guess I will explain what a drug addict is first. Im sure you have ideas and I am not going to say anyones idea is wrong, I will however tell you what the real deal druggy is. Me. I am a real deal junky. A drug addict is fundamentally different from “normal” people. There is a chemical difference in the brain. Addiction is not limited to just narcotics. They are just more fun :P Addiction can be anything from over eating, under eating, stealing, sex, masturbating, stealing, gambling so on and so on. I think you get it. In the end there is a hole inside you that you can’t possibly fill. A good example I heard years ago is ‘an ego maniac with an inferiority complex.’ So true lol Some of t

Mens Rules
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympa

Old People
- So, old people... Uh I don't have anything against you looking at my page. Read my blogs, look at my pictures enjoy or whatever. However, It makes me feel really wierd when you comment on pictures in the middle folder. Feel free to leave anytype of comment you want on my drawings, or the pictures in my default file, or on any of my blogs. But if you really like me, and enjoy my page, Please don't make me feel uncomfortable by leaving comments on the pics in the " I'm losing my mind anyway" file. There's plenty of other things to entertain you and to comment on without commenting on my ass. What is old? Well, For sure, if you are 10years older than I am, you are old in my book. I REALLY DO HATE to be sexist, but this applys especially for old males. If you are male, and you are over 26, It makes me feel especially uncomfortable. If you enjoy my page, please do me a favor and grant me that courtasy.- All other people, please comment on whatever you want to. Yah, I recently had

Grandpas Driving
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards."

What Makes A Guy To Be A Jerk
- promise something he wont do - say i love you when he doesn't feel it - lies - play with girl's feelings - make fake plans for the future - say the most hurting words - if she asks something, the guy just tell he's confussed - cheat (this gives like 100 points) - he will just say "i need to go to sleep" to don't need to answer any question - silence is equal to yes .... add anything else to the list i don't say all the guys are jerks, i just made a list with things that guys shouldn't do if they doesn't want to be catalogued as jerks and yes, i feel bitter... and yes, i don't know if i'll trust in men again (at least when they say they want to go seriously with me)

Poetry.
Something I don't understand How do you lie when the truth is so close at hand Lie to my face Lie to my mouth Lie to my eyes Lie to my reason Where's your logic Where's your truth Where's the fucking truth I see the lieing eyes The Cheating heart The fruitless secrets Not leading you anywhere but alone Sit down Shut up Fuck off I'm going to beat you Break you down Get you up, Out of this rutt Let you know what you've been doing wrong Oh so much wrong Make me cry Made me cry I wake up to your screams Of Horror in the middle of the night You know what you've done Lie some more You'll be on your own No more of this You can burry your own shit Look me in the eyes tell me you don't have your own skeletons You locked me up Threw away the key Did all the things you said you'd never do Pushed me down Crushed my dreams LIED TO MY FACE How dare you lie to me That above all hurts the most The Lie The Deception The betrayal The hurt It's lies

Blonde Cookbook Diary
MONDAY: > > It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said > beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some > extra bowls. > > > TUESDAY: > > Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. > So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for > supper. > > > WEDNESDAY: > > A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the > rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it > improved the rice any. > > > THURSDAY: > > Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare > ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me > why I was rolling around in the garden. > > > FRIDAY: > > I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl > and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I > got back, everything

Godsmack Serenity Lyrics
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And how

Panic Attacks
To everyone out there ,that has ever had a panic attack I feel you. I had one the other night, so bad that i thought i was going to die. I thought i was going to see hell before my time, "Sheww",, lol any way, i have suffered them for years. but yet like a dumb ass i am. i thought i could go off my paxil and everything would be just fine and dandy. oh hell no it was anything but fine and dandy, your body goes numb, your heart feels like its going to pound out of your chest, you feel like a 400lb person is sitting on your chest, but yet u cant tell them to get off. and yea, you perspire like a mother fucker, which is so grand. i mean i am happy to be alive. but dam. i hate panic attacks.. so to all that have never had one.. be proud that u don't have them, your lucky.. wild spirit

Godsmack I Am Lyrics
I am your spoken truth I am the lies in you I'm gonna make you shine in everything you do I am your lighted way And I'm your darkest day I'm here to help you see you can rely on me Just consider me your friend I am until the end Can I guarantee you life? I don't think I can This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready I am your peace of mind Confusing all your time I'm running through your veins, I am your pain I thought by now you'd know I'll never let you go It's time you recognize I am the devil's eyes Just consider me your friend I am until the end Can I guarantee you life? I don't think I can This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready Take me by my hand And let me show

Too Funny
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 .Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Godsmack Dead And Broken Lyrics
Too many things I've never spoken I'm not feeling fine I never told you what to do I never made you a promise that you could hold me to That'll be the day you see me crying Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken How many different faces can you show me? How many times can you be right? Another world of fantasy Another reason for dramatizing everything Taking it all in just one more time I'm dying Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken Sorry to see that you're underestimated lately I'd rather be dead and broken than living in your grace Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken

Godsmack Release The Demons Lyrics
What do you see in the dark when the demons come for you If only you could have seen how fucked up my life used to be then everything starts to change supposedly healing my pain I never thought I'd feel this way I never thought that I'd see a day I'd run away from anything or anywhere or anyone Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how my life came together Releasing the demons again And now I look through my minds eye And see where my past needs to rest Its always disturbed by these voices That echo inside of my head Another way that I can hide Another reason to crawl inside and get away from everything and everywhere and everyone NO! Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how

Godsmack I Fucking Hate You Lyrics
For everything you do I'd like to swallow you And everyday I'm gonna blame you Even if you justify Every fucking bullshit lie It only makes me want to break you You pull me down And you crucify my name You make me insane It's broken now Don't ever look my way Don't even think I'm playin' 'Cause I fucking hate you You're such a liar And I love to hate you You're all the same to me When you repeatedly Take advantage of me The only thought I get of you sickens me Everybody knows you're fake You're everything I fucking hate And I'm everything that you could never be You pull me down And you crucify my name You make me insane It's broken now Don't ever look my way Don't even think I'm playin' 'Cause I fucking hate you You're such a liar And I love to hate you You're all the same to me I fucking hate you You're such a liar And I love to hate you You're all the same to me (Fuck you) (Fuck you) (Fuck you) You pull me down And you crucify my name You mak

Godsmack Re-align Lyrics
Decisions made from desperation No way to go Internal instincts craving isolation For me to grow My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Fell in a river of illusion And apathy Drowning in a self-induced confusion I'd rather be Yeah! My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Yeah! Yeah! [4x] My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Yeah!

Godsmack I Stand Alone Lyrics
Now I've told you this once before You can't control me If you try to take me down you're gonna pay Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me I'm picking you outa me you run away I stand alone Inside I stand alone You're always hiding behind your so called goddess So what you don't think that we can see your face Resurrected back before the final fallen I'll never rest until I can make my own way I'm not afraid of fading I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it I stand alone Everything that I believe is fading I stand alone Inside I stand alone And now its my time (now its my time) It's my time to dream (my time to dream) Dream of the sky (dream of the sky) Make me believe that this place isn't plagued By the poison in me Help me decide if my fire will burn out Before you can breathe Breathe into me I stand alone Inside I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not

Godsmack Make Me Believe Lyrics
Throw away my dreams This fight for my life isn't getting behind me And I've been told to scream Where no one can hear me, it doesn't mean nothing So make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down in flames I know this can't be right There's got to be something more that I can live for And I can only hide Inside of this sickness for so long again So make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down Make me believe Just take me away from temptation that's calling me And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down in flames Running in circles Confusion is calling my name Hiding inside of this poisoning madness again I'm tired, I'm broken I'm walking along with the dead Will I ever feel like I once did? So make me... Make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm a

Yep
hey all this is my first blog thing on here my name is derek I live in the falls town....I have a beautifull girlfreind mel and we have a wonderfull son whom is almost 5 months old...but anyway I dont have a pic on here cause IAm a dumb ass and dont know how to but if you want a new friend on here holla at me aight then Iam out

Rednecks Again
This will give you a good laugh. dm NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Godsmack Changes Lyrics
All or nothing It sometimes lies between what's undecided And all for nothing It seems I'm wasting my time Don't look down on me Like I don't know anything that I've been doing You talk down to me It's time you take a better look inside I'll never be the same I'm moving back onto my ways I'm looking for changes to better my way Bow down to me Taken your pride and stuff it down inside Vows are ruined Losing my faith, losing time Better off you than me I just can't stand another day when you're in my way A long time brewing It's time you kiss your ass goodbye I'll never be the same I'm moving back onto my ways I'm looking for changes to better my way I'll never be the same I'm moving back onto my ways I'm looking for changes to better my way I'll never be the same I'm moving back onto my ways I'm looking for changes I'll never be the same I'm moving back onto my ways I'm looking for changes I'm looking for changes to better my way to better my w

That's Right...
Your True Birth Month Is January Loyal Social Logical Easily jealous Loves children Rather reserved Highly attentive Likes to criticize Needs close friends Ambitious and serious Smart, neat and organized Hardworking and productive Loves to teach and be taught Quiet unless excited or tensed Sensitive and has deep thoughts Knows how to make others happy Searches for the greatest romance Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds Romantic but has difficulties expressing love Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses What's Your True Birth Month?

Desire To Have
Reflections of the now and then. even though with my babyboy,am i all alone? Dont have a boyfriend,even though i know all these man. what am i supposed to do,where is my home? have to make a decision,and dont know how. no loving hearts that are connected. someday i am in my highest,someday on my low. feeling by so many man necklected. need to stop searching,let it come to me. let the right men come to me. i just have to be patient, then i will see. need to concentrate on my kid and my future, and anything else i will conquere. thought i had a loving husband, but my marriage just went wrong. have now a problem with trusting. to get me there again the bond gotta be strong. need to stop trippin,these man got me flippin.... and all of that just cause i dont wanna be alone. i used to be different,i used to chill out. finding a men,thats not what it was about. i used to go party,have some drinks and dance. already knew,i had some man there in advance.

Godsmack Faceless Lyrics
Hate me with everything I'm better off without your animosity I'll even sleep better at night...at night I won't believe in you Reminded me of everything you put me through Now everything feels alright...alright I feel so betrayed...mistaken I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me.. you're faceless You've made me out to be Responsible for your self-inflicted misery And never felt like this before...before Don't be surprised to see That I have nothing left for you to bleed When you come crawling back for more...for more I feel so betrayed...mistaken I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me...you're faceless I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me...you're faceless I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me...you're faceless I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me...you're faceless

Godsmack Straight Out Of Line Lyrics
There's no reason There's no compromise Change in seasons Living the high life I don't know you So don't freak on me I can't control you You're not my destiny Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me I'll confess this you're my tragety I laid you to rest just As fast as you turned on me Gone for ever Vanished the memories Displays of pleasure Are masked by your misery Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me [x3]

Smile
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" ---------------------------------------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine" ---------------------------------------------------- "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then; I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." ---------------------------------------------------- A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

Godsmack Voodoo Lyrics
[Chorus:] I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came Candles raise my desire Why I'm so far away No more meaning to my life No more reason to stay Freezing feeling, Breathe in, breathe in I'm coming back again [Chorus] Hazing clouds rain on my head Empty thoughts fill my ears Find my shade by the moon light Why my thoughts aren't so clear Demons dreaming Breathe in, breathe in I'm coming back again [Chorus x4] Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo. [Repeat] So far away... I'm not the one who's so far away... I'm not the one who's so far away... I'm not the one who's so far away...

Cowboy Story
A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies.""Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?" "No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."

What Do You Think?
1. Make him stay at the shallow end to make sex better for you. US sex gurus Masters and Johnson found that the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, so deep thrusting isn't essential. Have him 'dip' the tip of his penis into your vagina - it'll feel great for both of you. 2. Spice up your sex life by doing it in the cupboard under the stairs - seriously. Novelty is an intense aphrodisiac, and any unusual setting with strange sensations, smells and muffled sounds, will make sex feel new, upping the excitement. 3. Have your man sit on top of the washing machine while you have sex (you perched on top, with your legs wrapped around his waist). The vibrations carry through his penis, turning it into a wonderful vibrator. 4. Select the cottons cycle for the best results. It's a warm wash so his bum won't get cold, plus it has the longest, fastest spin. Feel those good vibrations. 5. By placing a pillow under your bottom you're creating an orgasm optimum 26-degree

Godsmack Vampires Lyrics
Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires What explains our induring fasination with Vampires? What is it about the vampire myth that explains our intrest? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? Or is it a fasination with the inmmortality of the undead? And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead? (by the legends of the undead.....the legends of the undead) The mystery of the undead will continues to fasinate the living Vampires Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires What explains our induring fascination with Vampires? And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead? (By the legends of the undead)

Rednecks Getting Even
Subject: Rednecks Two rednecks from the hills of West Virginia were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."

Budweiser
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and holler ing to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people

Godsmack The Enemy Lyrics
Hey! Oh, Mr. backstabbing son of a bitch You're living in a world that will soon be dying And I know, everybody knows you try to be like me But even at your best, as a man you couldn't equal half of me I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! You! You're another shit talking punk to me You're living inspiration for what I never wanna be And I see, you've been blinded by what you believe And now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! Come to me, come to me, the enemy, come to me, come to me So predicting, you're the reason why I lie Simple decision took too much time To fly Oh, check me, check me... I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is her

The Next Morning
TUNG1 "wow last night was amazing" TUNG2 "yeah it was. now go make me a sandwitch bitch" TUNG1 "wow why are you acting like this now" TUNG2 "well you said you would do anything for me, and now i want a damn sandwitch" TUNG1 "but i thought you loved me" TUNG2 "well that was cause i just wanted to get in your pants" TUNG1(in tears)" GET OUT JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET OUT!!!!" TUNG2 "fine then didnt expect you to get emotionally attached in 47 seconds" STAY TUNED-----COMING SOON THE 3SOME

Stadium Archardium
So, I just bought the new RHCP cd and im tellin you it is totally awesome!!! I have been a fan since like 7th grade and they are just getting better with time!!!! I am the type of person that once I find a band that I like I tend to like stick with them like glue...KISS,Alice Cooper,Aerosmith,RHCP the list goes on and on...im a just that time of person so, sue me! If you havent picked up by now Im like a serious fan of music...movies and all that are ok but, with music you can express so many emotions that its just crazy....the one thing that does bug me though is that we have to mainly keep the damn musak station at work on country!!! dont get me wrong some country is pretty cool but, that whiny shit you what Im talking about really bugs me...someone told me a joke once about you play heavy metal backwards you get satanic messages but if you play country backwards you get your wife,house,dog and car back! I thought it was funny considering that I have been defending heavy metal sinc

Females
Oh lord, heres this subject. All i got to say is cover your asses up. Nobody wants to see all of what you got. Thats disrespect to not only you, but the people who made you. Ok so guys do want to see alot of that. But if you want to feel like a hoe, then whatever. But as far as me, i love my body and my man loves it too. I dont need to show it off to the world and i certainly dont need to let everyone see every crease and line i have. Now you woman out there are saying. whatever hoe, you know if you had the body you would be doing it too. Trust me i got the body but its my body and my mans body but most importantly its God's body. I hate coming on here to talk to my friends and have jiggly ass and titties in my face. I have to wait to check my email till late at night, just so my son dont have to see it. Its disgusting and you look like street hookers. Period!!!

Godsmack Speak Lyrics
Free, you better love me And hide or run away From all your yesterdays Speak the truth or make your peace some other way, oh yea, yea I never knew, but I believe that you trust in me Speak to me! And way beyond your controlling mind (mind) And no more believing in all your precious lies Speak the truth or make your peace some other way, oh yea, yea I never knew, but I believe that you trust in me Speak to me! Speak the truth or make your peace some other way, oh yea, yea, yea I never knew, but I believe that you trust in me Speak to me! Speak the truth or make your peace some other way, oh yea, yea I never knew, but I believe that you trust in me Speak to me! Speak the truth or make your peace some other way, oh yea, yea I never knew, but I believe that you trust in me Speak to me! Speak Speak Speak Speak Speak!

Godsmack Livin' In Sin Lyrics
Once again my friend Storm clouds are rolling Broken inside myself Can't seem to break this chain Can't break it! And I've seen it all And I've walked it tall Lived in this sin Where do I begin? Caught between the lines My life of worthless lies Shedding my skin to begin A life that I don't know how to live I can't take it! And I've seen it all And I've walked it tall Lived in this sin Where do I begin? I don't know now Where to go now I don't know if I'll ever again... no It's all broken Not a word spoken And I don't know how to go, how to.. god help me now! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I've seen it all And I've walked it tall Lived in this sin Livin' in sin Livin' in sin Livin' in sin Livin' in sin Where do I begin?

Well This One Is Totatlly Me...
You Belong in Fall Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times... You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you What Season Are You?

Silly Game I Ran Over A Paper Clip Because That Is How I Roll.
Silly little game... Pick the month you were born in: January--i kicked February--i loved March--i did the macarena with April--i played with May--i choked on June--i murdered July--i sang to August--i had lunch with September--i danced with October--i smoked November--i yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a paperclip 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a gangster 6-------a mexican 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------an ipod 12-------a banana 13-------chuck norris 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a football player 21-------a ninja 22-------a fireman 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a baseball bat 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------my science teacher 29-----

Untitled
Babe I love you with all my heart I'm sorry we had to fall in love like this. Me so far away, you deserve better You deserve hugs and kisses, passionate love. I wish like hell everyday, They would open my cage. And give you everything you deserve. I Thank my lucky stars for you being in my life. I'm thankful for your patience in waiting for me. I'm thankful for every loving word we share. I never thought I would meet a person as special as you. Your a god send I mean that truely. Mom tells me to hurry home So I can start my life She said truer words With every beat of my heart I know my life Won't start until I'm in your arms. I always fancied myself as a poet But how can one even begin to describe In words the things I feel for you. Not even a Shakespearean verse or a few lines From Lord Byron could even begin touch. The depth of love, my heart beats for you. If love had a soul it would be you. In parting I pledge you my devotion, My life, my soul to

Which Bondage Toy Are You?
You scored as Handcuffs.. You are handcuffs. You like to hold people down. And you like control. Or perhaps the other way around.Paddle.100%Collar and leash.100%Teeth.100%Handcuffs.100%Tight Leather67%Whips67%What bondage toy are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Ill Soup
Lipton chicken noodle soup package, lots of Kidney beans, big chunks of garlic, dried chilli peppers, black pepper, turmeric, Eh!... you with me?>>>...2 tbsp pure chunky orange marmalade, pure chunky peanut butter 2 tbsp, squirt of chilly garlic sauce, few shots of soy sauce, and some frozen asperagus. ...everything I have soup...mmmmmm good shit.