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Home Sick From School
Home Sick from School When I was between the ages of 6 and 10, it was pretty horrible staying home sick from school. Its not that I minded missing school, its just that it was kind of lonely. My mother worked. She would be gone from about 7:00AM in the Morning to about 3:30PM in the Afternoon. My older brother went to school so he was gone during the same time period. My father was home...but he worked 3rd shift so he was asleep during this time. Being sick when you're a kid is no fun...Bad Cough, Cold, Fever, Rashes, and Headaches all sucked. But nothing...absolutely nothing could prepare you for "The Grip." This is the old-fashioned name for a stomach flu. My Mother called it this. I assume that it got its name because of the vice like squeezing around your stomach and intestines during a dual barf and beef episode when you have a stomach virus. Just typing the words "The Grip" makes me queezy. The hardest thing was deciding whether to shit in the toilet and barf in

Naughty Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19) -- Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tea

Remember Me
I shall walk through the valley of the dead I shall fear no evil But I shall fear you I will walk on the edge of your dreams Never to be forgotten Haunting your every move Unless you shut me out My life was no good Taken alive by strangers Beaten......Starved.....Cut Bleeding to death from wounds I called out your name My voice unheard Now your life will be cursed Cursed forever to see me everywhere You killed me Killed me with your hatred And I wont Wont let you forget My murder So remember me And you may be spared REMEMBER ME remember me remember me

Ladies Meet My Friend
HEY LADIES ON LC, SOME OF YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW MY FRIEND HUSHY, PICTURED BELOW, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T GO CHECK HIM OUT AND ADD HIM AS A FRIEND HELL EVEN BECOME A FAN, HE'S A SWEET GUY AND WILL RATE YOUR PICS AS YOU DO HIS, HE ALSO DOES PICS OF HIS OWN USING YOUR OWN PIC, BUT YOU HAVE TO EARN HIS SPECIAL GIFTS. SO LADIES GO CHECK HIM OUT.. HUSHY@ LostCherry Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Little Johnny
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Hello
blahblah i am currently studying for earth science..i have an exam tomorrow, so i am skipping sociology at this moment. actually sociology started an hour ago haha. i am going to go see the covenant! even though i heard people say it is awful i need something to do other than studying orrr listening to white sox games. i also think i like this website even though it moves too much. and also white tea snapple = greatest drink ever.

Final Wish
As I lay here in this bed of pure white lace My mind wonders back in time Back when blood flowed through my now shrunken veins Back when my skin was warm and colored My heart lies in two where one once sat He did this......... He did this to me Promises broken Lies threaded Now I lay here cold as stone Skin as pale as marble I took my life for............. Love Now I regret my decision and I wish I could say to him "I still love you boy"

Another Little Johnny Joke .lmao
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Final Sleep
nothing remains of what we had but a painful heart ache and the tears I’ve cried with a dagger pointed at my heart I whisper what you promised seeing nothing ahead and everything behind now this is my end to death I go I plunge the dagger deep inside I feel nothing everything slips away my eyes close forever in a final sleep

When I'm An Old Lady
WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness ... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry... I'll run ... if I'm able! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. I'll sit cl

Where Would My Baby Go
For my friends who know me well they already know that I have a rare disease that eats away at me daily some days more than others and by nature I don't complain I can take alot of pain I'm good like that recently after visting a group home that uses electic shock to cure(there is no cure idiots)children like my son no its not electric shock like we think of its a braclet that sends a small volt everytime the child makes a life skills mistake and hey if some parents belive that works thats there porogotive(spelling I know refer to first blog)but I have accecpted and LOVE my son for who and what he is I worry about him sure he has a innocence and unalertness I guess is a good word for it. hes really sweet and misunderstood also tends to set his attion one way and can't be swayed to think of anything till he finished what he starts ANYWAYS I'm rambling I'll get to my point witch is I want him to grow and learn but still be himself as quircky and sweet as he is. My biggest fear is I'll

You Know You Wanna Look
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Morning horny83%Day horny78%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

Sanity
hidden deep inside the shadow clinging tight to my sanity taking life day by endless day step by endless step till my feet are rubbed raw and little memory of happiness is left and your face just a faint image floating there in the distance but I know it is not real you are mine no more and I am lost just barely holding onto my sanity

A Happy Woman
A Happy Woman A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you? The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." Her husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?" "Your name never came up." she replied.

Little Johnny Joke
1. A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!

The White Buffalo
A farm in Wisconsin is quickly becoming hallowed ground for American Indians with the birth of its third white buffalo, an animal considered sacred by many tribes for its potential to bring good fortune and peace. The white buffalo is particularly sacred to the Cheyenne, Sioux and other nomadic tribes of the Northern Plains that once relied on the buffalo. According to legend, a white buffalo, disguised as a woman wearing white hides, appeared to two men. One treated her with respect, and the other didn't. She turned the disrespectful man into a pile of bones and gave the respectful one a pipe and taught his people rituals and music. She changed into a female white buffalo calf and promised to return. Thousands of people stopped by Val and Dave Heider's Janesville farm after the birth of the first white buffalo, a female named Miracle who died in 2004 at 10. The second was born in 1996 but died after three days. Heider said he discovered the third white buffalo, a newborn m

Ancient Breed
You scored as Dragon. You are a dragon. You very, VERY easily angered and are extremely protective. Take a chill pill and stop running around breathing fire on people. Chances are they're only trying to help you...Dragon100%Drow100%Wolf92%Vampyre92%Goddess83%Sorceress83%Elf83%Shadow Spirit83%Faerie75%Zombie50%What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Hi And Sorry
i just want to hello to all of you out there in lost cherry. i try to vist all your pages when i can. i also try to leave comments but it is kind of hard when some of you post like 30 pics each lol. but do try to at least rate when i can sorry i can't do more. one last thing you all are great

Learn Something Everyday.......lol
Learn something new everyday, never toO old! > >History of a famous word> In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. > >It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea! ) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. >As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles. You can see what could (and did) happen. > >Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. > >After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water

Help Me Out
Can someone help me out? Can you lead me from my pain? I feel as though I'm dead, and my life is but a blood stain. Help me find a way out, to a place I will hurt no more. A place where I can find love, and a man that will open my door. Help me get out. so I may let my heart fly free. Where I can let everything go, so I can finally just be me. Help me get out, to a place where I have no pain. To a place where I'm not crazy, but where I am sain. But also let me in to all of these places. A place in your arms with no other faces.

Alice In Wonderland
Oddly, my two favorite characters... You scored as The Mad Hatter. In the simplest terms, you're crazy. You usually go off on tangents when you're talking, and forget what you were talking about to begin with. You love riddles, and of course, tea. Cheshire Cat94%The Mad Hatter94%Queen of Hearts88%Tweedle Dee & Dum88%Alice81%White Rabbit81%Caterpillar63%Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?created with QuizFarm.com

No Good-bye
How do I say goodbye to a friend such as you. You left before I could say anything, even before anyone knew. I feel I don't have to say it, cause you live with in my heart. I know your in a better place, even tho we will forever be apart. You may physically be gone, but you live threw those you've touched, such as me. I will miss you more than words can say, and everywehre I look it will be your face I see. I will always carry you in my heart, and remember how soft your lips were when you kissed. You were a truely great person, and forever you will be miss. DEDICATED TO THOMAS SCHEXNIDER!!!!!!!!

9-18-04
Early this morning, I was going through our wedding and honeymoon photos. I thought to myself, I really haven't change too much. Other than my hair dye and eye piercing. Still the same fucking dull looking person. Before I went to bed, I looked at myself in the mirror and though, how can people fuckin' look at me? It's just so fucking disqusting. Omg, I just want to fuckin' hit myself. The last couple days I've been watching what I ate and excersized...well maybe not really excersized at home, it was at work. For the whole 12 hour shift, I was going back and forth in the building, pushing hundreds lbs of crap. Pulling and pushing crap weighing 500-800lbs with pallet jacks. Ugh..what the hell am I doing wrong? Today, we plan on eatting at To Dai which is a japanese seafood buffet. Real spendy resturant but suppose to be real good. It'll be the first time going there. I'll have to watch what I eat there. Sigh...why do I have to be so fuckin' ugly...

Are You A Freak?
You scored as Morning horny. You get up, you get hot. You want some after getting up, or possibly, before getting up. You like to have it when you have woken up and before it's not too day time. Mornings have sometimes mist, clouds and morning sun, and of course always new day and no worries! Although if you companion is too tired you might get frustrated.Night horny100%Morning horny100%Day horny100%How HORNY are you after all?

Rhys
The first time I met my fiance in person..It was far better than I would have ever thought it to be.. I stood near the escalaters, waiting for him to step of the plane into America..When I saw him, I was nervous, but couldn't stop smiling..I am a shorty so he had a hard time spotting me, but the second he did..His smile just grew from ear to ear, and he walked so tall... The look in his eyes were like I was the only one in his view... There was no one around but us..or so it felt that way... I just knew from the second I saw him, that he would b the guy that I would marry and spend the rest of my life with... Love at first site I guess you can sorta say... me and rhys had talked online for about 5 to 6 months before we desided to meet each other..I knew that I loved him before he got here, but I didn't realize how much... He is the sweetest most careing man I have ever met... but anywho back to the story..lol... the minute he saw me and smiled, he made his way over to me.. walkin tall

Creature Of The Night
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel!You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel92%You are a Vampiric Elf!67%Black Witch58%You are a Demon58%Vampire58%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Thanks For The Welcome!
hi--im new to Lost Cherry. i want to thank all of you who gave me such a warm welcome! very friendly people here --just as i was told by the friend who invited me to join. i hope to make lots of new friends here and so far im off to a great start! hugs to you all!

Another Update
Well my fellow Cherries!!! I am having my surgry Sept 29 to have my ovary removed. Then 2 weeks from then I will start my Radiation treatments. You guys asked for updates and as I get them I will let all my Friends, Fans and Family know. Keep me in your prayers please. MUCH LOVE and PEACE Melissa

Pfffft...
Like I needed to take a quiz to tell me. But just to set all of you straight... You scored as Bisexual. Bisexual100%Lesbian90%Gay65%Straight50%Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?created with QuizFarm.com

This Is Funny, I Love It.....
This is an email that I recieved..... Change the country named Australia to United States of America! Australia states their position Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that

Heh...
This is good to know... You scored as kinda f***ed up. Ok so your not too f***ed up but you are still f***ed up!really f***ed up!!88%kinda f***ed up88%normal75%How F***ed up are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Totem Animal
You scored as Fox. You are the Fox. You are quite intelligent and use it to your advantage. You are a diplomatic person and use that to help your friends in times of crisis, not choosing sides. You are also very patient, waiting for what you want.Fox92%Dragon83%Bear83%Wolf83%Eagle83%Salmon75%Horse75%Dog75%Stag75%Bull67%Ram58%Deer

Eyes
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Eyes full of Pain75%Diamond Eyes58%Passion58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Mythological Creature
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf75%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Angel67%Demon59%Dragon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Real Love Should Be Like...
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our relationship is my life your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND i love you dave no matter what happens no

What They Say And Think Are 2 Differant....
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends(not always) 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you 9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the

Everyday, Not Just On Rememberance Day!
The day to remember all the brave men and women who have laid down their lives for Canada is everyday. We must thank all those war veterans and departed soldiers who gave up their lives for the country. Let's Remember THEM THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook wi

9/17/06 Loudin, New Hampshire
1 +2 Kevin Harvick 5230 2 +3 Denny Hamlin* 5195 3 -2 Matt Kenseth 5189 4 +5 Jeff Gordon 5180 5 +3 Jeff Burton 5166 6 +1 Mark Martin 5155 7 -1 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 8 +2 Kasey Kahne 5120 9 -7 Jimmie Johnson 5091 10 -6 Kyle Busch 5084

Positively Sinful...
Your Deadly Sins Gluttony: 80% Lust: 60% Pride: 60% Wrath: 60% Envy: 40% Sloth: 40% Greed: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51% You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. How Sinful Are You?

Dear John Letter
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for It. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me, or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! _________________________________________________________________________________ Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than r

Soul...
You Are a Warrior Soul You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating. You don't give up. You're committed and brave. Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle. Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog. You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods. You also value honesty and fairness a great deal. You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding. You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Results Through 9/16/06
Saturday was a great football day. BC, Ohio State, USC all came through. Unfortunately, ND fell apart in the defense. They need to really pick it up. Sorry, I am not so sure Brady Quinn is going to get Heisman after that game. For those LSU fans, they had a close close tough game. Florida beat the Vols on their home turf - ugh - that is never cool. As for Sunday, I really didn't get a chance to see any games. I checked into the NE game here and there, and that was really it. I did have a friend visit that I hadnt seen in over a year. She drove 6 hours to hang for the day. We had a brilliant day catching up. So it was worth missing some football for that. I will definitely be back at the games next week, though, as I can't let 2 weeks go with out watching! College and AFC East: --BYU @ BC (BC 30 BYU 23) --Cincinnati @ Ohio State (Ohio St 37 Cinci 7) --Michigan @ ND (Michigan 47 ND 21) --LSU @ AUB (AUB 7 LSU 3) --Nebraska @ USC (USC 28 Nebraska 10) --Florida @

The Average Age Of The Military Man
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, barely old enough to buy a beer, yet old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing . He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 secon

In The Woods
The two retreat to the safety of the woods. Not because of fear of what stalks them but because they can see thier enemy safely from here. They have the upper hand. Moving in the shadows, in thier surroundings, knowing what path leads where and where is the best spot for an ambush. It also is quiet there and easy to make out the strange noises that dont belong. Also it is the place of rest and solitude. It is where they may clears thier thoughts without intrusion. It is also where the most important part of thier lives are (well for the pack anyway, not the loan wolf). The Den. It is where the young are ,,,,the future. The two wolves the male and female stop in one of thier known safe spots. They sniff each other and rest. They lie down. The females head lying upon the males back. The smell is raging in the body of the male. Urges are building deep within him. The female nudges him gently with her nose. They both know the time is now to fullfill thier future. The male stands almost

I Post A Lot Of Blogs!
Im truly sorry. Not really but haha. Anyway. Ive had like a lot of shit going on lately. So im gonna rant for a bit. Ive had a few people lie to me in the past few days, and mis use my trust and well honestly come on now thats just bullshit. And theres well some people that are pissing me off :). And did you know you're automatically called a slut if you hang out with an ex and his son :) I didn't until i did it. Yes i went to the zoo with one of my ex's but it was completely harmless. We laughed. We looked at monkeys. We spent the morning with his son. Yes i spent a good part of my day with them but you know what. I don't care. He's just a FRIEND. Which some people really don't understand. And if one more person says i shoulda been born a blonde im going to stabb them in their left eyeball. Cause i know im simple minded and easily confused please stop reminding me. Seriously. Dear you. You know who you are. I like you. A lot. I miss you like woah. I care a bout y

Goddamn It
wow i am really sick of stupid ass people getting all involved in my shit if it was really anyones buisness as of who i was fucking i would just be like gusse what i am fucking so and so there for everyone else can keep there goddamn mouth shut and mind there p's and q's because honestly if i wanted everyone to know whos cock was sliddign in and out of my pussy i would tell them so fuck off everyone and kiss my fucking ass

Boreeeed!!!
So its like 4:14 and im bored outta my mind and Im STILL in my pajamas cause I have nothing better to do.. I need something to do!!!! I Dont want to go back to work tomorrow, well it wont be so bad if Texas tech beat TCU saturday cause then Madalyn will be in a good mood and I wont have to worry about her taking it out on me : 0 anyways I just thought id let yall know IM BORED

The Soldier
It's the Soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. It's the Soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Soldier, not the politicians that ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's the Soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag. If you care to offer the smallest token of recognition and appreciation for the Military, please pass this on and pray for our men and women who have served and are currently serving our country and pray for those who have given the ultimate sacrifice for freedom. ~Author Unknown~

People
Why is it so hard for people to understand that I can't just jump up and do something whenever they want me to. Most of my friends don't have to work actually the ones I talk to and hang out with Don't work. So I mean they don't realize how hard it is when I actually have a day off to do something with them because I will not do anything without my daughter on my day off of work. Those days are especially for her. But they get mad b/c "We need a girls day out." What the Hell! My baby is a girl! Everyone knows I don't have enough time with her but they always want just me. And they have children but they get to stay home with them all day! Then MEN on the other hand only seem to try to reach me when I'm working, when I'm home no one bothers me lol.

Prayer For Our Troops
As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot.. A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets Prayer "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

Having A Bad Day, So Just Leave Me Alone...
Today I felt like killing 2 people. Their names ar Brooke and Paige. They are the most hated people in my school. Even talking to them ruins your reputation! They kept making jokes about me and this guy CJ, he has a crush on me. Well, Paige decided to tell everyone in my Chorus class that he liked me and when the teacher turned around, I smacked her. Her face was as red as a cherry and I laughed my ass off. Then, I kept kicking Brookes seat because we're doing BAT testing right now and she sits in front of me (bad for her) so her desk kept moving up and up toward the board and she kept screwing up on her test. She turned around and told me it wastn't funny, I told her to put her fucking glasses on cause I'm not laughing and I called her a pussy infront of the class, then I told them that she liked these 4 guys in our class and they all nearly puked. Well, do you want to mess with me now?

We All Stand At Attention
We all stand at attention, left arms stiff at our sides. Bodies straight, tall and proud, right arm saluting in pride. Our fallen comrades are hoisted up, to shoulder height they lay. Carried by eight of their brothers in arms, then the Bag Pipes start to play. The music moves our souls, with the spirits of the lost, All four are slow-marched in succession, following two men with a cross. We struggle to fight the tears, the hurt inside starts to swell. Our throats get chocked up, I feel the need to yell. Why was it you and not me? the guilt I feel is so intense. But that question can never be answered, death will never make sense. Tears now fill our eyes, as the silver coffins are marched past. The Canadian flag drapes across them, flags that will forever be at half-mast. We think about the battle, we think about their lives. We think of all the memories, we pray for their families and wives. These soldiers fought for th

Red Friday's
RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Canadians who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority". We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Many Canadians, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of Canadians supporting our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that.. Every red-blooded Canadian who supports our men and women afar will wear something red By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make Canada on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game

Website For Sale
ever though of opening up your own little hosting company? Dont know how to build your website though? I got the answer. I have for sale a website that i developed it has all the bells and whistles with it such as completed pages all the psd's and flash files and all. here is a screen shot of the main page.....And while your at it, Pick up a reseller account from me to. Good deals going on ONLY so I can keep my server. Holler at me for details.

3 Weeks
Well I have been here for 3 weeks now with my new man and love and life is great. He has shown me so many things that I know I am gonna enjoy,like camping, fishing and just out doorsy stuff. Love going out to the lake and shit just being outdoors. Although the bugs, dirt and me still don't get along but hey I can at least wash myself. Adam's family welcomed me with open arms and treat me just like one of the family. Being with Adam has changed my life for the better. I grow to love him more and more each day. For my friends who don't know yes we did meet here on LC. And its been great and is only going to bet better. I will blog as often as I can to keep everyone updated on how everything is going

Web
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* He’s in a web, A web of loving, A web of memories, A web that works together, A web that has up’s and down’s, A web that has each other close together, A web that has bined us together, A web that won’t let us apart, A web that kept us together, We’ve been to hell and back, But that web of love, Has always been there in our heart.

We Stand Still
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* The cold swifted wind, Has the United Nations combined. The soilders fight till dawn, And will never withdraw. We state our prayer, To the good old slayer. We give our best, To kill the mean ole beast.

Hope & Destiny
"Destiny is the promise I give to you. Hope, the part you play, is trusting me to keep this promise." -Andromida I will take all who become my friends to the destiny of humans. It is the destiny of humans to live life in ecstasy and pleasure. Wether it be through physical and/or mental stimulus.

Tub Jelly
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* I stand still, the world spins, I can’t keep up though the world wins. I get confused, and I get frustrated. I hear these voices, screaming at me, though I can’t quite figure out on what they tend to speak. I find myself talking in circles, I find myself pointing towards a window. I tell myself jump, I find myself landing into a garbage dump. I cry myself to sleep, calling myself a creep. Never again will I have to explain. Here I am in a coffin, no more coughing. No more cigarettes, no more sweats.

Time
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* My time is running out, let me out. I am losing my breath, I can’t stand this death. Look around, blood is sprout. Covered in red, I lie in bed. I feel cold, so cold I couldn’t move. I feel hands among my body, as they fix my dreadful hair. Come to find out, I’m placed into a coffin bed.

Thoughts
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* Shameful thoughts running through my head, as I lay here in a dreadful bed. I’d think more about pain, the more tears I would gain. I start to shake in fear, as I don’t feel as a peer. I am different I see in a mirror, then I see that I became a mischief. I then go nuts, I start to abut. I can’t feel texture, this is so much torture. I live in hell, shit I can’t spell. “So why try?”, I must die.

Sadness
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* So much temper built up, it’s like a big death cup. So much anger to fight, all I do anymore is trite. I can’t stand this life, please give me the knife. I see red blood here on this knife, but no one cares cause it’s no real life. I feel myself drifting quickly from life, there’s music I hear a fife. I try to talk my way through things, but so many attached strings. I have so much problems, they bring with so much trouble. I have so much time and so little life, so take my life with butcher knife. I can take one last pain!

Life
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* Parents in the background fighting all the time, alcoholic breath, smoke from cigarettes, voices echo in my head, nowhere for me to turn, just to sit here listen to everyone bickering and fighting it’s horrible, tears run down my face, no one to hug the pain away, I wish someone would pull me out, it’s cold, it’s scary, it’s hell, somewhere you enter and somewhere you can’t find a exit to get out.

Let Me Go
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* I just want to curl up in a ball, I want to just sprawl. I get lonely and scared, life’s so unprepared. Life and death is such a pair, but no one take the dare. Life is hard, but I act such a retard. I’m so ignorant, that I show so much ignorance. No way to control my stupidity, though it all runs in one liquidity. So much pain inside, feels I have just died. My soul drifts away, so many different gifts. Loved ones crying, they feel like dying. I feel so bad, but was so sad. Couldn’t live another day, so I became prey and they took me away. My life became owned, as if my life was passing away stoned. So just let me go, I will then be no more a hoe.

Is This What I Want?
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* As I sit here in this chair, thoughts run through each and every strain of hair. I have love in my life now, I really just don’t quite know how. “Is this what I want?” As I gaze into his picture, I know I have the most sweetest mistier. Years in time I had nothing to do; with love, now I have you and we’ve bonded like hand in glove. You are my world, though we’ve gone through swirls. “Is this what I want?” I know now this has brightened up my life, my soul is free from the stabbing of a thousand knifes. My heart is alive, its pumping red love vibe. Now is the question, “Am I in love?” It feels as if I’m in love, it’s like a new born white winged dove. You in my life I have no fear, I have no tears. My sad faces, have gone to places. You have washed away my pain, deep down into my vain. My final, last and only question. “Is this truly what I want?” “Yes…?”

Yeah.
Dear heart, Don\'t fall again. Don\'t let him back in. Don\'t let him control you. Don\'t go back to that god forsaken place. Don\'t let him win. Don\'t trust him. Don\'t let him control your mind. Think about what you are doing. Make the right desicion. And don\'t let it hurt me = Love, me.

Help!
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* I cry for attention, but get a detention. My heart and soul are dead, nothing can keep them from ashed. I stand in a crowdless room, I can’t stand this shit. I yell for help, as a invisible tears drains the blood. I callasp to the floor, everyone stood around. I die, with no doubt.

Hell
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* There is this bomb that wants to blow up, I feel as if I’m swimming in a death cup. I feel myself being pulled by waves of rivers, Up and down my body I feel a shiver. I start to lose breath the deeper I go, So I start to mellow and grope. I start to feel my soul move towards hell, As my heart starts to slowly swell. I feel my heart burst into pieces, My satiability slowly decreases. My skin starts turning purple, As if there was some purpose.

Voteing Booth Is Open!
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Eat The Shell
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* There’s nothing in this world but crap, I go in every crack, corner and can’t find the map, come take me from this trap, this saying that is warping my brain, but there is so much pain, gallons of tears becoming rain, there’s so much to complain about. So come take me from this trap, or I’d be in a wrap from hell, and shut up in a shell.

Realizations
I realized today as i drove to work that my life has become one big party. I've got a great job, make good money, have AWSOME friends and a kick ass girlfriend and party all the time with out it affecting either my professional or personal life.(no drugs, i only drink beer n Jager) I spend my time doing the things that I love to do and have a great time at it. How is it then that I feel as if i'm missing something?? Everyday im happy and having fun from the time i wake up until the time that i go to sleep, yet there is a void inside of me that i cant exactly identify and it's starting to get to me. Maybe i'm just being paraniod because for once in my life my problems are pretty much non-existant and im expecting something dark in some sense, when in reality there is only light. ***If any one mentions religion or Jesus you can blow me because the concept of organized religion fucking REPULSES ME!!** I wish i could explain better the true feeling of confusion as it relates to an internal

Confused
********************* CJ Bond 2006 © ********************* So confused in this world, I am now in the corner curled. I can’t stand no more pain, Though it seems to be a chain. We have too much hate, But not enough debate. All they do is fight, Everything seems delight. I slowly move out of corner, I yet still feel as I’m a foreigner and alone.

Stuff On My Mind...
I'm trying to figure out what to pack, and what not to pack. It seems like just yesterday I unpacked everything and now I'm repacking everything and getting ready to move again. So many things keep going through my mind. I feel a whole lot better though. I'm not sad, depressed or anything. I could careless, if you know what I mean? Why should I drag my feet, and hold my head down when I know things can be much better than that. It's hard to think that things would come to an end this way, but maybe it was for the best? Oh well, I've learned my lesson once again. But I haven't been doing much other than just packing here and there. Life is a bitch when a whirl wind has caught up with you and mixed everything up when you have it all in place where you want it. I don't know. I'm thinking about uploading some of my poetry that I have written. Let me know what you guys think of it and what not. Well talk to you laters.... Seeya

Guys Suck!
Sorry if I made anyone mad with the title of this blog but for me its the truth. I had a bf for the past two weeks but didnt tell anyone because I wanted to wait a month to see if we were still together or not. I didnt want to tell everyone I had a bf then him dump me and me have to tell every I dont have one. But anyway he broke up with me last night cause he wanted to try again with hisex of 3 years. I was fine with it...we were only together 2 weeks anyway. But then he brings his gf to work to have lunch and he brings her right by me...I got pissed. Then they look back to see if I am looking at them and I just wanted to beat the hell out of his gf and fu*k up his car. I dont mine that she came to have lunch with him but it was fucked up what they did. Everyone at work told him it was fucked up...to bring her by me knowing he just broke up with me yesterday. ok done venting...sorry. Bisexualvampyre

Why Cant Ppl Here See This? Someone On Bang Me Wrote This About Me
Well aren't you just the most enticing lady that I have ever seen in my life (smile)... there is a world that you should see, a fun one, but you have to be spontaneous in nature or it will not work.... and when I say that... it doesn't mean that you have to be spontaneous in your recent actions.... just in nature... in your heart.... and I truely hope that that is the way you are because you just look so sweet... so precious, so honest... that I truely want to meet you.... and trust me.... it is very rare that a photo can show the spirtitual glow of a person... but yours do... and your pictures glow a radiance of positivity that... draw me to really want to meet you.... EVEN IF WE JUST TURNED OUT TO BE FRIENDS... something in your photo presence really tells me that I will be at a loss if I didn't have you in my life in some way... who knows... maybe I'll even learn something?! ;) I am eagerly anticipating a response....

What Makes Me Happy
a quiet night at home.....a kiss when im down in the dumps...rain when its so damn hot outside....a good song to come on the radio when im tired of driving...a scary movie that actually makes me jump....sleeping in after going out and getting drunk...a cig after that awesome sex...a phone call to brighten my day...when im in the mood for something to eat and i ACTUALLY get to eat it....putting a smile on someones face...being able to buy my children something they actually want from the store and not what i can afford that day....green lights when im in a hurry...a compliment from a man and he really means it....a great hair day...waking up on the right side of the bed instead of the wrong side...finding a 20.00 bill in the washer when im broke..winning on a scratch off lottery ticket....gettin what i asked for for xmas or my bday...getting a flower just becuz...being noticed by someone, anyone just one time.....looking good in a pair of jeans...not fighting with my sisters for some st

Heart Of Glass
blowing my mind setting forth in time taking the chance making it mine knowing where it came going back to where ive done nothing seems right where is it i belong your heart so cold my heart less full comfort me in times when nothing seems to go taking back promises holding out for faith bringing forth wishing making this my fate loving you hurts more seeing you makes me cry not being able to hold anymore the feelings i have inside words on paper mean nothing give me the chance to feel something handing it over and forgetting the past i give you my little heart of glass

Airplane Sex!
ANOTHER DIRTY STORY SHE WAS RUNNING LATE..AGAIN..SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO MEET HIM AT THE AIRPORT IN 20 MINUTES AND SHE COULDNT FIND HER PANTYHOSE. FORGET IT SHE THOUGHT, I DONT NEED THEM. SHE HOPPED IN HER CAR AND TOOK OFF. RACING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, SHE COULDNT MISS THIS PLANE TO MIAMI, IT WAS LIKE THEIR FIRST REAL VACATION SINCE SHE HAD THE KIDS. SHE GOT THERE IN RECORD TIME. 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE PLANE LEFT. THERE HE WAS STANDING BY THE FRONT DOORS WAITING. HE LOOKED SO GOOD THIS MORNING. SHE RAN TO HIM AND KISSED HIM FULLY ON THE LIPS. SHE SLID HER HAND DOWN HIS BACK AND RAN HER FINGERS ACROSS THE TIGHT ASS SHE LOVED. THEY HURRIED TO THE TERMINAL AND HANDED THE STEWARDESS THEIR TICKETS. THEY HAD THE ROW NEXT TO THE LAST ON THE PLANE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOMS. SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN THOSE TINY BATHROOMS, ALL CRAMPED AND CLOSE. AFTER THEY TOOK OFF SHE REACHED OVER AND UNDID HER LAPBELT. HE DID THE SAME. SHE AGAIN REACHED TOWARDS HIM FOR A KISS, HER HAND ON HIS THIGH. S

Today is sooooo boring. My highlight was fixing my phone. Cadence has school tomarrow. YAY! He's been bugging me all weekend about going back. I have a home visit from his teacher too, not really looking forward to that. (house cleaning.... Yeeech) Been workin on new ideas for SG sets. Got a couple that I hope get accepted. Well that's all for my first blog here. Maybe I'll have cooler stuff to talk about later. Love ya!

When I Was Younger
When I was a lot younger, I moved to Aizona with a friend. We made the long haul one night. I stayed there at his place and worked with him at the factory where he worked for a while. Later, I decided to try the big city life. So I made the venture to Phoenix. I found a job at a motel as a desk clerk. It was a pretty seedy run down motel, and at night it was rather scary. I did meet some very interesting characters there, though. This is a story about one of those people. It was a fairly quiet night, and this older lady was checking in. She was nice looking and was in her in late 40's or early 50's. She smiled brightly at me as I checked her in. She left and came back a little later. She asked me if I could come down to her room later and help her with something. I said yeah, I could come now. She asked me what time I got off work, and I told her at 11 p.m. "You know my room number" she said to me. "Why don't you come and see me when you get off work". She added. I couldnât bel

Never Was As Lonely As The Night
Never felt as lonely as the night in all it's dark solitude with all it's weight of dreams and hopes and fears and though my mind is crowded it's empty by the measures of the universe the golden clouds of gases of masses that swell even the tiniest notion to a magnitude of...

Sleep...
I'd like to float above my mind beyond my thoughts and chaos to leave the tempest down below and float among the tranquil clouds that kiss the sky of quiet I'd love to sleep awake for once to see the world move slow instead of shooting stars of pain filled thoughts...

I am finally coming to my sences and realizing that i like girls, i check them out like guys do, and what i used to do with my girls friends I actually enjoyed and liked and realizing that i might just be Bi... What do u think?????

Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ recieving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List your three favorite positions: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to reach u (check appropria

Color Me...
Color me delusions from any hue or shade except from gray or black with their blue tinged madness color me a streetlight with daylight rays instead of urine yellows or broken glass voids color me a whore without a rock craving in her mind color me delusions a differant shade of night

I said i would never get over u ,but guess what thats not true, i look at u and feel nothing for u, I was hurt by what you did, but that's all in the past and when i think about it just laugh, i don't miss you, i don't want you, i don't need you, and guess what??? I'm sooooo over you....

To every girl that dresses cute not skanky -To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot. -To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you. -To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead. -To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. -To every girl that wont settle for the jerk. -To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess. -To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. -To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. -To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS. -To every girl that kisses him with meaning. -To every girl who just wishes he cared. -To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. -To every girl who just wants him to call - to every girl who wastes her day waiting by the phone. -To every girl that just wants

Benchpress
As you may already know from reading my profile, I have a love for weights, so much so that I am obssessed with it. Over the past few days I have become even more so in my attempt to break my current max lift in the benchpress. Well, this payed off as today I went over the 300 pound mark, nailing a 305! My first step toward a 400 pound benchpress has been taken :D

WHO KNEW ALL THIS.....LOL Body: Facts about sex Body: Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "femin

What Guys Need To Know....
Holding hands Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys : Automatically move closer to her. Movies Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other Guys : Don't be afraid to tell her you love her, but mean it. If she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too. Laying below the stars Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... guys:no grabbing!! * * * * * * * * * *

Our Night Together
Our night together has begun as several before it have, with us meeting at a pre-determined restaurant for an intimate dinner. Tonight it is a beautifully small Malaysian restaurant, where I know the food is good and the ambiance excellent. I am dressed in a button-down shirt and black pants, fashionable yet understated. You are dressed in a simple black dress, elegant but not too dressy for this evening. Underneath you have worn stockings on this night, not because of any request from me, but because you know I favour them. You arrive to find me seated and looking over the wine list, and as you approach I can't help but steal a glance at your petite, graceful form before meeting your eyes and smiling. I rise, kiss you gently, and pull your chair out for you. We both feel excited by one another's presence, even though it has not been long since last we saw each other. Dinner is accompanied by a lively conversation, ranging from our backgrounds, aspirations, likes, and dislikes to m

Ok , Game On
The first carinivore of of hearts has been freed. That means the monster is on the loose again. I have made promises to the ones he hurt before that if would not happen again,,,but that promise might have been premature due to the backbonedness of power. We must watch and make sure our friends and unsuspecting victims do not fall prey again. I will eat his cold black heart. Howl with me pack and lets get this finished.

So Yeah
I just realized you can do a blog on here. HAHAHA Duh me. Well I have been sick as a dog with severe bacterial strep throat.. nasty shit.. couldnt talk my whole boday ached.. BLAH! BUt now i am feeling alittle better still very soar and hurt to talk but i can though..SO THERE! ok thats enough for now.. toodles

Lost
Love is full of passion, Full of fire and desire. When its lost, the passion fades. How do you move on? What do you do to heal the pain? What do you do with all the acheing? The world seems different, Cause you love no more. You want to love again, You wait for the feeling of * One*. Waiting to be whole again. Because, Without the one you love, What are you?...... Lifeless?!? Michelle*sept 18th 2006*

School
I think that i might be going back to school..hmm after well i wont go there but it has been over 10yrs.i think im ready lol and i know that there are students that are way younger than me there.I toured the school today and its small (thank god) i dont like big schools to many places to go and too many damn ppl to bump into lol (realy though) and who Im going and you cant stop me ! the classes are for only 8mths and its for only 4hrs a day so i can still work ft adn not have to worry about a thing except bills bills bills

For A Friend
Subject: For a friend... This causes you to think and leaves a very warm feeling about who you consider a friend. Please read: ------------------------------- One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper,leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those pape

Quiet
Time stands still. The world is quiet. I hear my heart beating. When I think of you my heart beats faster and faster. Quiet is no longer. The pain is too loud. I miss you. My heart aches for you. My body yearns for your touch. My mind is a mess. I love you. Quiet is no longer. Michelle *sept 18th 2006*

The Traffic Ticket
Tracey had the night off and her and her husband decided to go out for dinner and enjoy some alone time without the kids. She made arrangements for a sitter and then made reservations at a local restaurant. The meal was great and relaxing and Tracey really was enjoying herself, being able to relax and not worry about work, or the kids. After dinner, Tracey mentioned to her husband that it had been ages since she had gone dancing and shook her ass on the dance floor. Her husband knowing that when Tracey danced, she got horny, was all for it and off they went to a local dance club. Tracey was the hit of the club, dirty dancing with both men and women. She must have been asked to dance by half a dozen men and even a woman. As she came off the dance floor after a particularly steam session with one of the guys, her husband whispered in her ear that is was getting late and that he wanted to take her home and give her a good fucking before they had to pick the kids up from the sitter

Sexual Domination
GoddessYou scored 81% Dominance and 75% Technique! You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Dominance You scored higher than 99% on Technique You scored higher than 99% on IntangiblesLink: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test written by

Love Not Found
A little girl sits in the corner. All she wants is to be loved. But no one will love her. she sits and wonders why. Why is she so unloveable? Is she ugly? why is she so unloveable. A little girl sits in the corner. Waiting for A love that will never come.

I Truly Love You
I Truly Love You I love you more and more each and every day, it's hard to explain my words and feelings I am trying to say, it is the feeling I get when you are holding me tight, in my heart I inject the feeling of the light. It's just every time your gentle lips touch, for I just want to say, "Baby, I love you so much," it's a sense of feeling I get each time we kiss, every moment apart, it's only you I begin to miss. It just scares me to think if we were ever to part, I would be so lost without you, I wouldn't begin to know where to start. For you are my love, my everything, and for you I would do absolutely anything, I would give up my world just to be with you. So I'm telling you now, my baby, "I TRULY LOVE YOU

My Tears For You
My Tears For You There is so much that I want to say, So much that I want to do, I want to do everything for you. I want to tell you how much I love you, But whenever I try, it never seems to come out right. Every time I see you, I want to complete you, And make you the happiest man alive. To lose you... I would rather die. The love I have for you I can not explain, My love for you is not one that is plain. It is deeper than any other, It goes deeper than the love of a mother. This is not lust I must explain, My love for you is at a close range. I never want to leave your side, Wishing I could drag you along for all time, I want you to forever be mine. There is so much that I want to tell you, But I am afraid I do not have the words, I want to express my feeling with verse, But I am afraid there is no word as precious as you, Or the love I feel when you make each day new. I sit and wait for your return, As the passion burns, Longing for you to

In Your Eyes
IN YOUR EYES it's in your eyes i know it's true that you really love me too and i thank god each day that i found you i thank god that you are with me i am in love with you truly, madly, deeply you in my life makes everything right i love when you hold me ever so tight in your arms your sweet embrace when i kiss you i love the expression on your face your love is so deep and true and that's the reason i love you *to my baby! you know who you are and i thank you so much that you have come into my life! with out you, i am incomplete. ~~ i love you with all my heart!! *

Why I Love You
Why I love You It's the way you hold me and all my pain dissapears. It's the way you kiss me and I have no more tears. When I look into your eyes, And I know there will never be any lies, It's the way your eyes capture my heart, And I hope we will never part. It's the way you smell the way you do. The way you listen when I know you don't want to. The way you make me smile whenever I think of your name. Now I know I have you, I will never be the same. I love you for everything you do and everything you say. My feelings for you quadruple every single day. I love you with all my heart And I hope we will never part. I LOVE YOU, always and forever And I will never leave you... ever.

My Love
My Love The words you whisper to me, are so soft and so dear. The sound of your voice, is like sweet thoughts in my ear. Your scent melts my body, like ice on a hot day. Your touch sends chills down my body, like the first time I met you. You are everything to me, my life; my destiny, and most of all, you complete me...

To Keep Ones Word.
well this one is basicly my way of friendly reminding others of such simple acts as keeping ones word that helps to foster, build and grow a good friendship. few weeks ago a friend of mine in finland asked for a tube of pringles; sour cream and onions fat free. other people from the US that claimed to be her friend promised to send some but had not. I told her I would. could not get fat free ones but got 50% fat free which is close enough. sent thme off about 30 minutes ago and my friend is very happy to hear that. should take about 7 days to get there and only cost me little under $10.00 US. simple act of buying the pringles, wrapping and addressing and going to the post office. the man was quite surprised at pringles being sent to finland but said it could be done. on ones part to do such things makes others quite happy. this simple deed should foster my friendship even closer but i'ld done it otherwise just to show her; not all americans break their wor

Dream Come True
Dream Come True by Aram J Boyajian I yearn to live with you In my life My dreams at night are with you as my wife Come hold me darling, hold me tight In the middle of a moonlit night. You've tinted my life with joy and gladness You've chased away my pain and sadness With your soft heart and a lovely face And a smile my mind cannot erase. Can't help but sleep with you on my mind Without your sweet love my heart is blind Come here my angel, come take control, Come drown in my heart and burn in my soul. Sleep In my heart, as I whisper In your ear "You'll never be alone, I will always be here." I think not to live without you near It would drown my soul with just one tear I lay In the darkness of my lonely room I miss you, my love, like a nightless moon My tears start crying, my heart turns blue I hope that some day my dreams will come true

9/18
Some people just neet to shut up and not let their ignorance be known to the world. I was perfectly happy until that guy opened his mouth and then I had to teach him a lesson. Don't think he'll be talking to me anytime soon.

Lovers Vow
Your kisses are like fire they take me higher and higher. You make me feel so fine you always sparkle and shine. I'm always in wonderland at just the touch of your hand. There's A special place in my heart that my love for you is the only part. I believe the lord above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest. Cause he knew I would love you best. Of my love you've never heard cause I can never find the words. I'll love you til the sun don't shine which will be til the end of time. I guess my only words for you are A very simple..I Love You.

Only You
Only you... by Chris H. Only you can cast away those gloomiest days, stunning me in your wondrous ways. Standing in awe, I dare to stare, warming me with the brightness you share. Only you will love me with such tenderness, so giving, so kind, so guiltless. Your love will always accompany me, so pure, so elegant, so closely. Only you will make me experience this, what I wouldn't give for just a kiss. Only with you is where I will be, because only you complete me. Only you will make me feel the way I do, Only you, only you...

Faith
Faith I dig deep to plant The ground is dry I plant alone Pour scant water Press down the earth, watched only by birds, Grey sky. I will wait Through vacant winter Listen for your voice Naked sticks scrape in the wind Hung with brittle ice There is some color, red Wind-chafed skin But I believe in spring In April's sweet showers That pierce the drought of March deep to the root Unfurling leaves kissed open by the sun, Unmitigated tenderness unbruised.

It Never Ends
You say you love me but how can that be true? Your words they hurt me The pain you inflict… How can you mean it when you say you love me? You say its true but it never ends. The cycle continues over and over again. It's not just the words you say that cause all of this pain. Knowing it once was different knowing what it could have been is what hurts the most. You say its true but it never ends. The cycle continues over and over again. Why do I continue on? Why do I stay? Wouldn't it be easier to let it go to just let it fade away? But you say again that you love me. Yet it never ends the cycle continues over and over again.

Monday Again
MySpace Comments Graphics I really wish they take Mondays out of the picture. You know thats the only day alot of people can't stand. Why don't we just skip Monday all together. Anyways, Until next time! Rambling Butterfly

So soft,so kind I feel in love and I don't mind. But now as time goes on your love for me has gone. My mind runs through empty memories As my heart breaks in two. In shattered dreams and thoughts of lovers I still remember you. My heart will mend my tears will dry But my love for you will never die.

One Of My Poems, I Now It Ain't Great But It Is Just Something I Thought Of
what love is the first fresh rain of springtime that washs away the grime the bright forever sunshine that leads the pass of time the fragrant smell of flowers on the summer breeze that opens op the senses and helps you to believe these are the things that love knows that help us to be wise these are the things thatlove shows in the bright sunshine skies the beauty of the sunrise that shows a bright new day the fresh free trust of children that keeps them young and free the wonder of an acorn that grows into a tree these are the things that love is that change the way we see these are the things that love is that allow us to be free the closeness of a family thats shared with one another the love in a little child that is taught him by his mother the beauty of an eagle that soars so high in flight the wonder of the stars that shine so in the night these are the things that love is we share them evryday these a

Im Sorta New At This
So yeah, im new at the site, been on it b4, but couldnt really see whats really up due to my slow ass interent. Now that i got my dsl back, im good to go. I want to thank everyone for all their comments. Ill be sure to return da favor. *muah*

Football (american Version) Season Is Upon Us Duh
Well, it is now September 2006 and in the sports world it is a crucial period on the calendar. NASCAR and Baseball are winding down, NHL and NBA camps are either in session or about to start, and the All_american ritual Football has begun. NASCAR's elite series, the Nextel Cup, is in it's final 10 races (the chase) to decide the 2006 series champion. The pennant races are getting closer to being decided which means my beloved and beleaguered Pittsburgh Pirates are already making their winter plans. Chcago Cubs fans are sadly all too familiar with this rite. Yet the Flordia Marlins are still within spitting distance of a wild card. However, a fever hits this country this time of year that infects many Americans, Football. The Canadian Football League is winding down but I'm sure some diehards in the Great White North try to catch some games that eminate from "Gringoland". I am proposing a little test to see how bad your fever is. If you follow at least 3 of the levels then you have it b

A Love To Last All Seasons
What can I do when lonliness stikes deep in my heart 'cause we're always apart?How can I cope when I lose all hope, 'cause life is not fair when I can't be there in your arms? This affair is so wrong,I feel so torn to do the right thing but I'm frightened of a life without you.The love you inspire has taken me higher than I've ever been.Do you feel the same,or am I insane? It's worth all the pain when you hold me so close and love me so well.Am I going to hell for love?In a world fill of wars and hate,can love be a sin 'cause I wear someone else's ring?I have to believe your path crossed mine for a reason,a love to last all seasons.You've given me love without sorrow,you've brightened all my tomorrow's and how can that be wrong?

Life..
I wonder why we as human beings always seem to think that when things are at there worst...they will never get better. I myself am guilty of this. I have found myself in the position so many times to just feel tired...to not want to go on. Just stumble around this hectic world until my lottery number comes up and I get hit by a greyhound bus while walking across the street, talking on my cell-phone like a fucking zombie. But it's strange. Some how, some way, things always turn around. They always get better. Do we always recognize this? No...I don't think we do. Sometimes that pit of self-pity that we drown ourselves in feels too comfortable, to warm. Those jacuzzi jets are on full speed hitting you right in the middle of the back, the sweet spot. Who would want to drag themselves away from that when it becomes what we are used too? There have been a few times in my life when I have let the upward climb go completely over my head. I was so miserable I didn't realize

Luv
I walk around the streets so blue Just to see the sight of you A breath of you Keeps my moments very true I wish I could keep you here But my emotion with you is only Fear If the girl that stole your heart would just disappear I would show you no fear I know this is hard to explain for it to even sound true But the only thing keeping me alive is a Breath Of You

Private Anythings
I have been on here a while and I have found something that I find kinda strange. The privitizing of photos seems kinda silly to me. You can argue that it's privacy, then why even post the pics on the internet. The privacy leaves once you are friends with someone..so that makes sense, but I found some that were still private after friendship. Maybe I just don't know how this works quite as well yet but I find it weird to post any pic then make it private. We all know whats behind door number private, and I don't want to sound perverted. I just say why post it on THE INTERNET if you don't want it to be seen. Kinda defeats the purpose.

Redneck Medical Terms
REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan..................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma.......................A punctuation mark. D&C........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.....................Not a friend. Fester.....................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on. Impotent.................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.

1st Entry
Be aware Break, the cycle Life is a cycle it self We create loops and cycles in or own lives sometimes other people create the cycles we have to stop and see if what we do everyday without thinking is really meaningfull in our lives or just a repetition of the day before. Be aware break the cycle!

First Entry!
Hey hey all! You know I could get used to writing these blogs since I do them often on my other sites.. I wouldn't wanna bore the shit out of ya or anything lol...How bout this: You all give me ideas as to what to write on and I will sure write about them! But anyways You gotta make them good ya know.. But until next time! *kisses*

What A Ho Hum Boring Day
The problem with having Monday and Tuesday as your weekend is that everyone else is working and all you can do is get up, take a shower, throw in a couple loads of laundry and watch soaps all afternoon. Isolation is shitty some times. I am bored and it is sad when I just HAVE to know what is going on in the lives of fictional characters. When you live vicariously through their lives because you don't have one of your own at the moment. I haven't had a date in months and well man I would love to get out there and party but Monday and Tuesday are not really exciting party nights now are they. Can ANYONE spice up my life today??

Do You Want To Learn To Write?
So do you want to learn how to write? Well it really is not all that hard. I mean for god sakes this country sometimes amazes me how difficult they make things look. You have to be a professor to do this. Money to do that. Some great authors have had breaks some are trying to hard to make it break. Well in my opinion I think I am one of the shittiest writers around. But, I write what I think it takes all of 10 minutes to write one of my writings I dont proofread and bam you all enjoy them. So sometime today just sit down think of one thing that is really important to you and you will be a writer. Dont worry about what skeptics think if it is important to you it is probably pretty important to someone else. Which in turn you have just affected one life. Give it a whirl and see how it goes. Chronykle

endless errors endless efforts... levening you dieng inside.. faceless fear endless tears... where are you when i need you most.. carless thoughts endless fights.. gravity pulls you near you can no longer fight.. your tears can longer fall.. silence has arised and no longer you can hide .. why tare me down? i fight back your speachless and something has your tounge tied in two.. love is dead love is endless somehow i think love doesnt exsist..

Server Space Available
I have a server located In New Jersey through the NAC corporation. It has been online for almost 1.5 years without going down once. I really need to keep my server but the cost is killing me. So here is what i want to do. If you are tired of photbucket deleting your photos, If you are tired of running out of bandwith, are you tired of free hosts that offer nothing but headaches? Well If you answered yes to any of these you REALLY need to see me. I can offer great deals on server space. We use Direct admin control panel, You get unlimited emails, unlimited databases, nad much much more. I have an accounting software setup with shopping cart to take orders for server space, I use paypal as my payment gateway. visit www.zyrohost.com for further details. OR contact me via this site either by shout box or private message. I can not at this time register domain names for anyone. That process is simple and easy. I provide detailed instructions on what to do with a welcome package as soon a

My Due Date Is ? ?
So I went to the doctor today and according to her I am 5 and half weeks along and my due date is May 19th 2007..So to be 100% sure I asked for an ultrasound so I will know in 2 weeks when I am due and how far along I actually am...hehe...I'll keep you posted.

A Wonderful Message By George Carlin
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but

Hyper
alright so i'm happy, mybday is tomorrow and woohoo yeah i'm turning old haha that's about all u r getting..it's been a long ass weekend see, work and have 2 test this week..yeah sucks...i know but oh well. it's not like i can doa nything about it. alright so who wants to take me out 4 my bday..jk again haha can u tell i'm hyper? or do i gotta make it more obvious? i think it is already..oh so i'm hungry too..didn't eat anything but a shake in the morning (not fun, but had to run). got to school. alright that's the report for the day..my name is dora (for those of u that don't know that ) and i'm outta the blog section...see ya

The Way I See It
What did all that mean? it means all these thin women that claim to be natural and love themselves as beautiful; its a bunch of bull. only 1% of all the women in the world are born with the body of a supermodel. so don't try to be that way. be yourself. smile. enjoy life and you will be surprised how many people think your beautiful. its not difficult. lots of people like all types of woman. i'm on of them. I have learned to look beyound Human flesh and deeper into the soul. THAT is how I judge a person not any other way. change your body only for yourself and your health no other reason. if joe blow don't like the way you look. tough. he can go jump off a cliff. others do like you the way you look.. learn to love what they see in you.

Poem: Scotland
Scotland Land of the Loch Ness Monster, is she real? Who really cares how others feel She is Scottish whether Myth or fact Like Whiskey also, and thats no act Have you seen our Lochs,green hills to the shore We have it all and so much more There's the kilt and whats worn below If he is a true Scot, lift it and you will know A fearsome beast lives there worse than Nessie If he wears pants he is a big Jessie Scots people will welcome you all the time And if you don't get a dram then thats a crime

My Views On Beauty
Hello everyone. I hope everyone likes my site. its still in the basics of forming. but please use the chat box :-)Ok Little about myself. My name is David and I'm 35 years old born on Nov. 25th, 1970 In Dallas, Texas. I have done some serious travling across our great nation since 2000. I have ended up atleast for now; in Knoxville, TN. I am Wiccan; 3rd Generation. This means my grandparents and parents were wiccan. Wiccan basically means I follow a nature path of faith instead of the christian religion. Sorry if you don't like that but I will not change for anyone. I am a lover not a fighter. I love women and love the female form in all its glory. I look beyound human flesh. Look deeper into the soul so that I ignore race or religion or or body size. All women are beautiful in my eyes as are all children. I follow the Goddess; Bast, the Egyptain Goddess of the Cat and Fetility.

Strength Of The Dark
The darkness tells a sensuous story Speaking to us in soft whispers A glow radiates from our hearts as we melt into one another The sultry smell of lust is in the air The darkness begins to learn our secrets As we expose ourselves and explore Our reflection dances in the shadows Hands search hungrily Eyes stare wildly The darkness knows the meaning of our passionate embrace Our bodies writhe as we fill the empty room with sounds of pleasure In the aftermath we lay in a sea of blackness The moment we became one is written on the walls of our soul The love between us is bound by the power of darkness

What's With The Deleting Of Friends??
okay. there's something i don't get. why do you people put "if you don't repost, i'll delete you". it's really annoying. it's like reposting is such a big deal. honestly, if something grabs my attention and makes me laugh, then yea. i'll repost it. but i don't have time to just go through all the ones that say "repost, or i'll delete you".

Becareful New Pc Virus!!!
a new pc virus please be aware & tell everyone!! PLEASE INFORM EVERYONE Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able to fix it! If you get an email along the lines of "Osama Bin Laden Captured" or "Osama Hanged" don't open the attachment. This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe, but mainly in the US and Israel . Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached fi led called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it. A version says click on this for free ... always something new to attract......Don't Open!! It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address

Tormentuous Night
I feel a cold hand stroke down my spine, I stretch out to hold the shadowy form my mind presives in this haze, only to find my had pass right threw the memory. Shivering I wake, I look around at the dark room. At the walls and the things within them and wounder how I ended up here. I think about what I am and what I could have become. Of how lonely life has become. I think of the broken dream, and my eyes welm up because I wasnt supposed to be alone any more. I had found my laughter and some how I had shattered it and all that remains is the debree skattered heart. I pull the blankets close and though I am sweating I feel so cold. An unyeilding cold down in my soul. I ponder my exsistance and weither I am truely away or held somewhere cold and asleep. I long for this to be but a momentary dream, such that I would wake and find my home in order and my family whole. I long to believe that all is possible and I try for a moment to hold oto all possibilitys. that moment is only bro

Val!
Dear Val, Thank you for everything.You honestly rock beyond belief.Thank you for being there for me with everything to do with well ya know.You prettymuch rock! And no you're not a lesbian ahahaha. So yeah. I love you < 3

Love Yourself
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world. If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death ...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world. If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are very rare, even in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful ... you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

All About Me From A To Z
A Age?: 30 Available?: nope Annoyance?: smart people who act stupid B Birthday?: August 16th 1976 Best Friend?: Sabra and Sam Bar?: don't go C Crush?: even though I'm married--I do have one that I've had since I was 21--still haven't gotten over him Car?: '95 Dodge Ram pickup Cat?: yes, her name is eggplant--long story behind that name D Dad's Name?: Kenneth Dog?: like dogs but don't want one Dead Pet's Name?: too many to name E Easiest person to talk to?: Sam-(easiest person in the world to talk to) Eggs?:eeewwwww Email?: yahoo, roadrunner, and others I don't use often F Favorite Color?: blue, red, purple Food?: Italian, mexican, seafood Favorite Band?: none G Gummy bears or worms?: both Goal for this year?: finish college Gold Digger?: No thank you! H Hair Color?: blonde Height?: 5'3 Happy?: mostly I Ice Cream?: banana split--yummy Instrument?: played trombone in junior high Idol?: none J Job?: child care provider Juice?: white grape Joke?: none

Catholic School Girls.... Lmao
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact ! with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "The! girl is a little reluctant but replies," Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, What seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do

A ~faq~ Made The Drama Go Away
I've logged on both today and yesterday (here on "Lost Cherry") only to be annoyed by comments or messages via private or shoutbox ... So instead of ranting and "hating" on here or the bulletin, I just logged-off (counting to ten you could say) I really don't enjoy spreading the 'hate' ... So, I didn't want to blog some nasty and viscous and uncharacteristic drama about manners and unrealistic expectations and self entitlement issues .... (*growls JUST a bit*) Well, on this attempt (of logging on here) I seen one of my most frequently asked questions ... Which fueled my nicer side and gave me a lighter subject to post here on my blog *whew* ======== Here it is: ======= hi i have to know how you make those awesome photos! ================ -Photoshop- Is how I make them (I'm unaware of any magic programs) It's self taught process that can take hours or less depending on the photo. I take a photo I like: clear the background (removing everyt

Lmao How Pussy Was Made? Lmao
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee. Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

True Texan.....
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road. " I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go East and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers t hat are driven Only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's

Surprise Entry Coming Up!!
I will not disclose what this particular entry will comprise of, but you shall enjoy it I woulld think... My dear reader, keep your eye glued on my entries and your mind ready for some interesting reading. It shall be available in no more then a few weeks, tops!!

Something....
U ever want somethign so bad, that u do what ever poss to get, an it seem like no matter what you do, just cant seen to get it? Its seems liek life jsut threw a monkey wrench in the way that blocks everthing. Ppl say that anything can be done, if you work at it. Its true, but its jsut so hard you want to give up, give in. Best i can say is, just keep doin what ever ur doin, cuz there is a end to what ever it is. But if someone knows of a way that helpful, let me know :)

Dylans 4
i cant beleive it my baby is 4 today. it seems like just yesterday he was laying in my arms so fragile and sweet and now he talks so vry well knows how to count and knows his ABCs its amazing how the time flys im very lucky that i was given such a wonderfull son

Life Sucks...
Hey first post yayness ^^ anyways i guess i will start by acknowledging a t-shirt i saw last nigth i felt was Priceless. I was on register 15 (The Cigerette Lane) at work, (Wal*Mart)anyways. this woman come through she was wearing a black shirt which i noticed had writing on it, i waited til she got to the front of the line to read it and i wish i wouldnt have read it because it read "Love sucks....True Love Swallows" it took all my strength to hold back my laughter. anyways. I am Heading back home, dad is sick and i need to save some money. Floriduh here i come ^^ I am totally home sick. I cant wait i leave the 6th. Aaron doesnt want me to go but he understands the circumstances. i will write more later Peace out!

Yay
Well I just heard from my husband, he's in baltimore right now, next stop memphis then home so he will be home sometime today! And now...it's time for me to gloat, IM GONNA GET SOME :) *later today* well its 7pm so he should be landing in memphis here shortly then its a two hour flight to here so between 9 and 10 i shall once again have a husband instead of being forced into nunhood by my government. stop by my profile check out my new background and my new most favorite fucking song ever! hope you all have a good night cause i know im gonna!

I'm Bored
i've posted new pics. not like anyone cares. i'm assuming i'm not loved anymore. LC is getting boring now, since i'm not a 1 anymore. blah. no one comments to me any more beside srjim. Thanks hun!! well yeah, i've had a weird week, and more weirdness coming the rest of the way. blah blah blah. i'm bored and not enough lovin' :b

Darwin Awards
2005 DARWIN AWARDS FOR REAL - AMAZING!!!! Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken he space. Understan

Grimoire Of Beneficial Vengeance
I have this as a podcast on my profile if you would rather listen to it than read it Be Yourself In essence all good things come to those who be themselves. It puts you outside the box. Others see the difference and they become attracted. They want to be with you and warm themselves at your independence. You may attract the weak - it's an occupational hazard. If you attract too many of them you will attract those that prey on them. They will see you as competition - and you can do without that. So you have to ration yourself - by being careful about when and where you come out to play. Reject Guilt If anyone tries to make you feel guilty that should set off immediate warning bells. They will be only trying to manipulate and control you. Your mission does not allow you the time to get sucked into those games. It says in the Art of War that you defeat the enemy by attacking his strategy. It says in the Celestine Prophecy that you collapse a strategy by naming it.

Siren Beauty
You move with limbs of snake Mind of ice,heart of coal Hurl hooks from your tongue You burn me with your eyes. You destroy what bores you And leave a cloying perfume A scent of death in the air Still i crouch at your best. this poem was written by http://jasonpaulfox.com

Poem: What A Day
Rain hitting the window on a Sunday afternoon The Radio station is playing a great tune Outside its Gray the street is wet Inside i am as relaxed as I will get The Computer is on but no one around Watching the rain hit the puddles on the ground. All those pictures of people who don'speak Certain to be more this time next week Even my poems have had over 200 hits Off course this pleases me thrills me to bits But only a few fantastic people have commented This leaves me puzzled but not tormented

Poem
this another i found and fell in love with it. another one it made me feel good. Silent memories of midnight Tender in the dark Remembrance sweet to the taste The heat of your love Haunts my dreams of you The seats of my passion swells With devotion My minds drifts accross a lonely sea In your warm embrace Occupied with mystical hours I caress your soul with the whisper Of my endless love and breathe you in Until my heart smiles once again.

Are You A Redneck Like Me, I R A Redddneck
~~~~~~~~~~ARE you a REDNECK???~~~~~~~ 1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital? 2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle? 3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as you do? 4. Ever threw up in your boot? 5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard? 6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at? 7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you? 8. You have ever shared a spit can. 9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head. (Bodine your my hero) 10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home. 11. Have ever shit on your overall straps. 12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand. 13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun. 14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs. (You D man HD) 15. Gave yourself a hicky b

Eternal Love
This poem i found on the net and fell in love with it.Who ever wrote it....its was perfect for what i felt. In the tranquil hours of night I walk in your soul You live in my heart With each beat With each breath We are one. Dawn merges with morn I melt into you You capture my spirit Our hearts swell with passion Our bodies weep with ecstacy We are eternal love.

Notice Anything Different?
I am changing my last name back to my dad's last name. Some of you know that i never got along with my mom's husband. I want him completely out of my life. I have been wanting to change my last name for the past year. And now that i have my dad back in my life, I really wanna go back to his last name. Let me know what you think.

It All Of A Sudden Hit Me
so i was in the shower this morning when it all of a sudden hit me. How much i truly hate people. I mean seriously just because people look different, dress different, and act dumb with their friends really gives no one else jusification to judge them. Take me prime example. I am a rocker the "beautiful" guys would never take a double look because i am covered with ink and piercings makes me a bad person. It automatically means that i do drugs or i drink all the time. I played sports in high school. yeah i played soccer and i was a cheerleader yeah laugh it up i said cheerleader. I am happy with the way i am. But these damn fucks out the the so called real world past jugdements before actually getting to know someone. Those are the type of people i want to punch in the throat. seriously get a life not everyone can depend on mommy and daddy's money the rest of their life and just because u look better than someone doesn't mean u are better than them.

~lol~
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fun.
i _____ devin. devin is my _____. i want to _____ devin. without devin i would _____. devin can _____ my _____. meeting devin was _____. devin needs _____. devin reminds me of _____. fill this out & i will love you forever and dance like a white girl. ps, don't just insert words, the sentence would be nice due to me not have to scroll constantly.

Love
Love means nothing to me It means what i think But can't say what it means. If you know what kind of shit I went thru with my other relationship you'd understand. I can't tell you everything I feel useless sometimes but I know you dont think i am. Im afraid to love someone again that's why im afraid to say those 3 words you always say to me. You gotta understand that i am afraid and cant say those 3 words yet. You know i do,but i cant say them. I will explain why i cant. Just dont rush me into saying them or you'll scare me away.

About Me...
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER? WELL, I HAVE COME TO FIND THIS STATEMENT SO VERY TRUE IN SO MANY WAYS. SO MANY PEOPLE ARE QUICK TO JUDGE SOMEONE ELSE BEFORE THEY GET TO KNOW THAT PERSON. I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN GIVING EVERYONE A CHANCE. YOU MAY FIND THAT YOU MIGHT JUST BE MISSING OUT ON THE MOST WONDERFUL THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU. ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE LEARNED IS THAT PEOPLE ARE QUICK TO JUDGE YOU ACCORDING TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY OR THINK. TO ME THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL. SO, THIS LEADS ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT ME AND WHY I AM WHO I AM TODAY. I DO NOT USUALLY SHARE MY STORY WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE...BUT I HAVE GOTTEN A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHY I TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT AND LOVE THE WAY THAT I DO. WHY I AM SO FORGIVING AND WHY I CHERISH THOSE AROUND ME. EVERY PERSON, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE HAS REDEEMING QUALITIES ABOUT THEM...SOME MORE SO THAN OTHERS. I TRY TO FIND THE GOOD IN PEOPLE AND HOPE THAT THEY DO THE SAME WITH ME. I AM BY NA

What Sheeeiiiittteee
Ok...I got it off my chest...., yea, mr. sensitive. Who gives a flyin shit rite? So, I don't/won't/can't... Just monday morning, I guess...it's raining, and for those who didn't know, don't care or whatever...I was bit by a 90lb germnan shepard on 9/11. Got my elbow, like 18 times...and, it still hurts. So, I'm feelin all down and lonely...and well, ya know, hurtin... Soo, Exxxccccuuuuusssseeee....MeeeEeeeEeeeE

Cool Reincarnated As A Cougar
Age is your number one turn off You like your sex partners young and firm. But watch out because one day you may turn into a seedy old man or a cougar. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Isn't It Funny
How you show a little skin and out of no where you get all this attention hmm. Superficail much :) But anyway. Im tired. That fucking hamster drove me insane. Im hungry to lazy to cook. Im sad. But don't care. My phone rang 16 times in 10 mins :) Can we all guess who called me. Lets not go there. Dear Heart, Fuck this shit :) The end. Love me.

Must Be True If Uncle Sam Says So Lmao As If
Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Well Gee When All The Quizzes I Am Finding Seem To Be About This Is It Any Surprise? *rolls Eyes* Lol
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Strawberries And Cream Anyone?! :p
Strawberries! You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Monday
Today is "Magda's" bday go show her some lub.. er love . hehehe I'd sing it like they do in Chucky Cheese to you if I could sing. Lmao I'm all good its monday. Its raining and I slept in. I feel good today.. I feel better than my netscape that is on the fritz on lostcherry.. Then again.. it hates myspace too. I had one of those strange sci-fi dreams again.. at least it wasn't a timetravel one. LOL It did have plenty of kungfu and explosions.. I sware jon Wooo was directing it. Well me going now.. roy

Revise - Hear Ye ! Hear Ye !
Be it known on this day 9-18-06 Sir Forrest will be taking pictures to be place in his Fair Maidens Album. Blueyed Redneck Angel will approve all photos and the final approval will be done by M'Lady Tina. Fare Maidens , please keep the photos clean. M'Lady Tina Tina@ LostCherry Princess & Judge Blueyed Redneck Angel@ LostCherry Thank you, Sir Forrest

Shaken Not Stirred :) Lol
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-azz "Friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well here is a series of promises that actually speak of "True" friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *#^!!^! that made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try and dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you stories of how much worse it could be until you quit whinning. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy azz. 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "because you are my friend." Remember..A good friend will help you move ...

Ironic?
A Peacock A peacock represents your sexual appetite. You like to look good to attract potential lovers and you are very preoccupied with sex – not that that is a bad thing. You are into fantasizing, and enjoy sex a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Sheeiittee
Ok...maybe someone will read this maybe they won't. I started up here on the LC to make friends..meet people, and generally, I liked the differences from myspace(which now seems so gamey and limited). Im not into drama, but you know, when someone, a friend/family/fan, posts a bulletin, I always read them. I may not pass them on, or reply, but I do to most of them. It seems that I've replied to these things, not just to the poster, but reposted(you know the type--see how hot you are--how many people love you..etc, etc.). Well the other day, I posted 2 new bulletins. Not one was opened. That just sux, cause well, I thought they were funny, but it's just that not one person even looked at one of them. So, Im pissed....okay,drama, I know...but, fuck..I just think that sux people.

Brave Men
Brave men jokes >>> >>> >>> What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? >>> >>> The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and >>> smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: >>> "You're next, fatty." >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while >>> his wife is lying in bed reading. >>> >>> Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a >>> headache." >>> >>> Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep." >>> >>> Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the >>> sheep." >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a >>> >>> suitcase. >>> >>> He asks

I Wish!
Roulette Your lucky game is roulette. You have an uncanny ability to predict the winner, whether it be the lucky number or color. You are very likely to win a lot of money, very quickly instead of having to spend a few hours at the casino. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

13 Reason To Smile
13 Reasons to Smile Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN

Lol So Not Me In Vehicle Choice
Your sexual experience is like an 80's hook up van You have a great deal of sexual experience, because you are so charming. You are also inventive, and have lots of confidence in yourself. Besides, who can resist an 80’s hook up van? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ahhh Hubby's Home!
YAY! Hubby's home, now we're working on getting things here at home back to "normal"...we spent time on Saturday on the road to visit the older kids(but mainly to spend with my oldest, as it was her 22nd birthday)..ate dinner at Famous Daves, and just hang out...Sunday we watched the Broncos beat the Chiefs, then headed back home..long long drive...in the rain...blah..but SO good to be back home! So this week he's home on leave..woohooo! Definitely happy to have him home :)

Mental Hospital
> One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim > suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool > and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped to save him. She swam to the > bottom and pulled Jim out. > > When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she > considered her to be mentally stable. She went to tell Edna the news and > said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." > > "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to > rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of > another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind." > > "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his > bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am > sorry, but he's dead." > > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon > can I go home?"

Iq Of A Sort
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sign Sign Everywhere There Are Signs
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

So....i Need Some Thoughts On The Following Situation....
For those who know me well, and now for those who do not, I would like to give a quick "cliff notes" version of my sex life (or more to the point, NO sex life!) I am married...5 daughters and the wife has completely lost her sex drive. She realizes this and is actually starting therapy for it. However, she knows my sex drive is out of this world (an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10) and she has some guilt about not "fulfilling my needs". She hit me with the idea of me going and getting cyber and phone sex with my online friends. WHAT?!?!? Sorry, JP...I do not swing that way...even though you are quite an attractive man! LOL Anyway, some who read this may know that I have a sexual way of thinking and have been very straight forward with some comments that even make me blush...others I do not speak to in such ways (too bad for you! haha). I truly have a quandry (yes, Trace, that word comes out again). Even though I have flirted like mad with some, I have not gone over that line of real

The Realm Of Poetic Justice
Fienderella appears and disappears as and when she wants too. She's a law to herself as no-one knows how to treat her. She might be good or bad, but when she turns up something always happens - cars crash as drivers rubberneck, important conversations stop, things are dropped, balls not caught, that type of thing as they all make like statues. She has a realm, but no-one knows how to get there as those that make it there and back can only remember looking into her eyes and being entranced by presence beauty the entire trip. If you were able to visit her Realm, you would see that it is pretty and beautiful but with a touch of sadness and eeriness. Almost as if the nature around her is like her - look, admire, but don't touch!! In her castle, there is always someone at Fienderella's feet, some of them are the lucky few fans that got the balance right and therefore are making like carpets willing her to walk all over them, or being used as a foot stools and tables or other bits of f

Don't Get Too Close
Fienderella has a secret fan club. She knows she has them, but doesn't know who they are because if she did, she seeks them out and whispers the worst cynical thoughts she can which reach deep into the sole of the listener. They are those thoughts, those feelings that we all have and fear to listen to so lock them deep away as we know that should we start to believe them, we find ourselves on a path to self destruction. Fienderella knows this and through her whispering, unleashes these, making the listener lose their minds or their will to live… She doesn't want people who want her and despises them as she thinks they are weak willed. She also thinks that those who are weak willed are actually frightened of her so more susceptible to running away with lesser mortals (the only way she can deal with the Prince Charming episode!). It is because of this, the members of the fan club must remain a secret from her. They are tortured as they are entrapped by the mystic and the power she

The Power Of Fienderella
Not only has she the power to destroy souls, she knows full well that she also has the power to create life. Just as she has the power to reach into your soul for all the negatives, she knows that she can release those deep inner feelings that hold people back from doing whatever they feel they need to do. Knowing this, why doesn't Fienderella use her power for the good more? Sadly Fienderella feels responsible for creating the immortal ego that Prince Charming is portrayed in all the stories instead of the true Prince Charming he really is. She despises herself for allowing the world to use his portrayal as a handsome romantic man who many a little girl hopes to end up marrying. It eats at her that her story of tragedy and humble beginnings can still find love and a supposedly happy ever afters is actually, as she sees it, creating willing victims for other pseudo Prince Charmings.

Every Day Gets Harder And Harder.
The pain is starting to get unreal. It seems like everyday being alone is starting to get the best of me. But I feel alone inside my head. Maybe i am just making it out to be worse then it really is. I am sick of going to be every night alone, and i am tired of waking up that way. I have no one to share my free time with other than my friends not that i care cause i love them. I want someone to keep me warm and wrap their arms around me. to walk around hand in hand. Oh shit i am going girly. *slap myself in the face* well that is all for now. bye

Beyond Happily Ever After
After being hurt deeply by Prince Charming dumping her at the alter to run off with an ugly sister Fienderella now seeks revenge by trapping anyone at will by using her mystic, serenity, floating haunting grace when she appears - rendering onlookers into acting just like a rabbit caught in a cars headlights except they never know if what they are looking at is beautiful or ugly, if it is pure goodness or evil, but whatever it is they just can't help themselves from looking. She uses this power to enable her to move closer if she wishes until she has the victim locked in with those eyes bringing a whole new meaning to 'stunning', just so she can then whisper into their ears demoralising, negative words that leave them deflowered and scorned about the society they are living in and the people they live among. Cinderelle now Fienderella takes her revenge on the world. She picks and choose who's going to get the brunt of her poisonous words. Sometimes she just plays with humanity

Fienderella Is Born
On the day of the wedding and whilst waiting for Cinderella to appear by his side at the alter, one of the ugly sisters begins to flirt heavily with the Prince and starts to get him feeling randy despite his pending wedding and so he thinks 'sod this - I like being a playboy' and so bunks off with her for a quicky in the vestry. Cinderella arrives to find no Prince Charming, no sister and a whispering guest packed church. Immediately she knows something's up. One of Prince Charming's friends who secretly admires Cinderella and really wants him for himself, decides to put the boot in for Prince Charming by telling her the truth, (with embellishments of course) and tells her also about the bet in the first place. The friend then goes on to tells her where her soon to be husband is so she can catch him at it and she walks off to see for herself if the friend is telling the truth. The friend figured that once Cinderella saw Prince Charming doing the bump and grind moves, she would

The Truth Behind The Cinderella Story
Everyone knows the fairy tale story of Cinderella and her Prince Charming, but they don't know what really happened. The truth hurts and sometimes it is ugly and this is the case with Cinderella. Ok, she had someone help her get to the ball that night, probably an old neighbour who lent her her old 'pull gear' very much like when an older sister passes on helpful little outfits to the younger sister, this much you know and can work out. What you don't know is what actually happened after Cinderella got to the ball…. As she stood in the doorway and made her entrance into the party, she caused quite a stir. This much history of the story tells us. What it doesn't tell you and starts to mix history with fantasy thus allowing fantasy to take over is the truth. Whilst Cinderella stood in the door way thinking of what she should do, who should she go to talk to, why on earth had she wanted to go in the first place - pretty much like how the majority of us feel when attending a

Love's Moment
Love's Moment by G. Gregory Entering you is like a dream. A dream that floats behind my eyes. Teasing. Nudging reality with temptation's delight. Seamless indulgence of silken bliss clings to me like a shadow, like ash turned to dust, like smoke mixing with the wind. Changed forever. Treat me to that moment. Your moment when fingers clutch and coax with sweet trembling. Share the lyrics of passion's song; wordless utterance giving witness to your ultimate truth. Rise above me like a majestic bird. Spread your golden wings and fly, soaring high into the mist. Abandon yourself and all that has become you. Take me with you to that place most perfect. That place between this life and the next where for one single instant knowing love is the only option.

Who Is Fienderella
Cinderella is Fienderella. There is no question about it. Cinderella didn't get to marry Prince Charming and live happily ever after in the castle. That's just what grown-ups tell their children in the futile hope that it will teach them the values of being good and getting rewarded for being honest, good and true even in the most disparaging moments of our lives. But we all know differently that the world is entirely different from fairy stories. Don't we. But then do we? Most fairy stories are usually a result of something happening in real life but then being economical with the truth or over exaggerated on various parts of the story. Or taking the truth and applying it to another situation. How do I know this? Simple - most fairy stories have a moral point that it is trying to teach and storytelling a good way to demonstrating. So what was once true now becomes embroiled with fantasy. And so it is with Cinderella, now Fienderella. Everyone knows the "lovely-pure-little-gir

Life
While you are reading this, I want you to take a second to look around you. Are you at home, surrounded by all your things? Things that you have spent the last few years of your life acquiring, some may have been in your family for decades, others you may have just bought and paid way too much money for! (We have all been there) Are there pictures hanging on your walls, pictures of your kids, family, friends, pets? Maybe your diploma or your marriage license. Do you have your children's baby pictures tucked away in a box somewhere you think is safe? What about your other important documents, like yours or your children's Birth Certificates, your Social Security Cards, Tax Papers and returns, The deed to your Home or Car, Life Insurance Policies? What about the computer you are reading this on? What do you have saved on it that you can't replace? Do you own or rent your home? Neither is the correct answer, so it is only for reference purposes. How much equity do you have built into y

Distance
Distance May Separate Us Yet Nothing Can Take You From Me When You're Tucked Away In My Heart Where Thoughts Of You Remain... You're Always There In My Dreams Even When We're Apart All I Have To Do Is Close My Eyes Memories Keep Flowing Back To Me Reliving All We Shared... Being Away From The One I Love Is The Hardest Thing I've Ever Had To Face Yet When Searching My Soul All The Love Shines Though Bringing Your Heart Close To Mine... When You Truly Love Someone Time Spent Apart Makes You Come To See Love Isn't For The Moment It's Forever... So Tonight When I Close My Eyes Reminiscing Once Again I'll See You In My Dreams It's What Makes Me Feel Alive Holding On For Dear Life To A Love I Know Was Meant To Be... When Two Hearts Are Parted Love Holds Them Together No Matter How Many Miles Keep Them Apart...

Who Serves Who?
Who Serves who? by SirWolfr1 Improvised version The Mistress stood in her own front yard, Watching her submissive vanish into the night. With a smiling face and a farewell wave, And a tear that he could not see, nor could she fight. Another week had come and gone. In which each had served and been served as well. Though both did dread the time when they would part, A special and bittersweet kind of hell. She thought of the collar that he did wear, That so proudly proclaimed to whom he belonged. It said who would send her thanks if to him, honors were paid, Or extract vengeance if he were wronged. She thought of how he stood watch over her, To sooth away the nightmares that disturbed her sleep. And how when she did awaken and found herself safe, Like a child, into his arms she would creep. As the Mistress turned to her doorway with a sigh. "For all we give, each for the other" she thought, And for all we each for the other do. "She wiped away the te

End The Violence
This is an old blog entry from my old Myspace account It is really worthy of sharing here too. Please understand the true meaning behind this blog. If you know of anyone abusing their kids, PLEASE pick up the phone and make that call. You may just be saving a life! I went through it all of my life when i was a kid and it sucked bad. No kid should have to go through life getting beat or killed. They are just kids. PLEASE make the differance. > >>My name is Chris > >> > >>I am three, > >> > >>My eyes are swollen > >> > >>I cannot see, > >> > >>I must be stupid > >> > >>I must be bad, > >> > >>What else could have made > >> > >>My daddy so mad? > >> > >>I wish I were better > >> > >>I wish I weren't ugly, > >> > >>Then maybe my mommy > >> > >>Would still want to hug me. > >> > >>I cant do a wrong > >> > >>I cant speak at all > >> > >>Or else I'm locked up > >> > >>All day long. > >> > >> > >>When I'm awake I'm all alone > >> > >>The house is dark > >> > >>My folks aren't home > >>W

Ya Think?
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Are Seductive Flirt Smoldering hot, you don't really flirt. You seduce. For you, flirting is just foreplay. You don't flirt unless it's going somewhere. You have one goal in mind when you flirt... And you usually get it! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Mommy
Yay I'm so excited...I took a test on Saturday and the line was very faint like a light pink line but you could still see the line So I called the number on the box LOL I know anyways she said herself that yes its positive and the my urine was probably Diluted so thats why it came out so light..Well then on Sunday and this morning I took them again and sure enough 2 lines which means positive..So I am going to be a mommy again..I have a 7 yr old son and hes gonna be so excited to have a brother/sister But I will not tell him till I am 3 months along and past the 1st trimester. But I just wanted to quickly write a blog and now I am off to the doctors hehe..I'll keep you posted.. Ryn

My Thoughts
Happiness Thursday, July 21, 2005 Mood: I was sitting here thinking . Everyone has gone though alot in there life time. There is something that has been hurtful There has been good days .When you know in your heart your love,wanted, & needed. Some people just take for granted. They forget how important someone was. How they was there to give ya a helping hand. Maybe even support when things have fallen apart. Family should be there no matter who is right or wrong. I know everyone has skelton's in there closet. One thing is should make sure you don't throw the 1st stone..Sometimes it comes back to ya worse. Friends they except you for who you are. There is some that always want you to them selves. That just doesn't happen.. I'm so thank ful for my special friends. Country Rock Artist, Country Artist , DJ, Manager, & the list goes on..God bless all of you..Love is to be Loved ~hugs~ Joyce

Signs Of Heathenry
Apple: Apples are seen on altars to the Mothers, a cult of goddesses that existed amongst the Germans and Celts in the early Migration Era. Some scholars see a link between them and the Idesa (Disir). In Eddic myhology it is Idunna that holds the apples that keep the gods young. Boar: Linked to Frea (Frey) and Freo (Freya), the boar is associated with protection from harm in the Elder Lore. To be "under the sign of the boar" was to enjoy the safety and protection of Frea (Frey) and Freo (Freya). Footprint: Found on bronze age rock carvings, the footprint in modern Asatru is associated most often with Njord. The Hammer: Symbol of Thunor and of hallowing, the hammer has come to represent the whole of the Asatru religion. The role it played in the ancient religion is clear enough, an instrument of hallowing or "making sacred." Helm of Awe (Ægishjálmarr ON): Said to strike awe or terror in one's enemies, this symbol has appeared in Northern Europe for th

Just Some Shit
Well thanks to my dear sexy friend Shay for pointing out this place. So far I like it. But anyhow, the many places I have memberships at aren't very helpful to me. Granted I'm getting more friends, and friends are great. But sometimes when your single or even in a relationship that no one should be proud of. I have memberships at Myspace.com, Gizmo.net, Tagworld.com, True.com, Tattoosingles.com, and several others. But I find it difficult. I try and find friendship, companionship, faithfullness, Truth. All the possibilities of a glorious relationship. I've been in so many relationships that I have begun to give up. I guess I could be considered too picky. But I feel I am in the right to have the option for my apparent pickiness. I did my mistakes in the past. Drugs, Drinking, Parties, Bar Hopping. I don't do any of it any longer. I may goto a bar or a club for the music or dancing, goto a pool hall to actually shoot pool! I don't need or want to have to drink to have a good time.

Im Surrounded By Idiots
u people are being ddenyed becuz u leave no message with freinds request y dont u actually read my profile maybe then ull figure out y ur being denyed ur not speacil ur liek everyone else u wana b actcepted dont senda blank freinds request

Which Animal Represents Your Sexual Appetite?
A Peacock A peacock represents your sexual appetite. You like to look good to attract potential lovers and you are very preoccupied with sex – not that that is a bad thing. You are into fantasizing, and enjoy sex a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Weekend Fun
Spent most of the past weekend in Ohio. The things you can learn down there, LOL. Never knew that schnausers herd goats, but I saw it with my own eyes, a very funny sight. My brother in law's lil schnauser, having never seen a gaot before did a good job of herding a friends goat back into its pen. The real fun was when we went for a hay ride thru town at 10 pm. I'm sure we looked silly, but then half of us were drunk, it was still fun.

For The Wrestling Fans :)
You scored as Matt Hardy. Three words. MATT Freakin HARDY! This is you! Shit happens but what can you do? You stay strong! That's what you do! Its better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. You remember that and you live by it. Your best friend may have left you for your girlfriend or vice versa but... Life goes on! The fact that you stay strong brings you hope and people around you see it as well. YOU WILL NOT DIE! Spiritually that is. Cause we all die eventually...Mick Foley75%Matt Hardy75%Chris Jericho63%John Cena63%The Undertaker50%Spike Dudley50%Triple H50%Eugene38%JBL38%Stone Cold

Keepin' It Real
NO DRAMA, JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL!! What it means to keep it real and be real. . . . Ok this is my defenition on keepin'real. . . . for me keepin it real means always be your self and be up front and straight with your self and others dont lie about who you are and dont lie to others and tell them what they want to hear, my self i tell people how it is i dont hold back what i have to say weather it hurts the person or not i dont set out to hurt anyone but thats how and who i am. being real to me is not being fake and try to be something i'm not. i have come across some people that are just that fake as hell and cant tell the truth if it was right on their faces with shiny florecent lights flashing the words fake and liar. . . i dont have time for kiddy shit nor, do i have time for petty shit either if you cant come at me correct then dont come at me at all if that is to much to handle then "oh well your loss" thats how i see it.

That Tangle In The Rope
We have been chatting for a while with a couple we REALLY wanted to fuck! And that was the both of us, we dissagree a lot about who to fuck, but this couple was unaminous. They live 40 miles from us, so that has been a problem along with the whole schedule thing. Now, after all this time of chatting I find out that I already know them, and their daughter and son both worked for me at the restaurant I manage, Whoah! I was flirting with their mom while the worked for me? Yes, I know that I drive a stupid long way to work, I don't pick where I go. So, in the past 3 years, I have somehow never managed to meet this employees mother. Then it happened, I saw her, and instantly knew this was the woman I had be seeing naked. Next day I talked to the Hubby about it online, he seemed a bit put back. Yet she and the daughter are coming into the restaurant like clockwork. Just don't know if the still want to have sex in this situarion.

I Am A "n00b"
so yeah I just got an account on this site and I am just trying things out so if anyone sends me a messege or request or anything and I dont respond so quick dont be offeneded also any tips or "things I should know" are greatly appreciated.thanks :)

Considering A New Proffesion
As I sit here on lunch...I'm seriously considering doing something else for a living. These cats & dogs are kicking my ass. I had to give a horse a suppository today...that was fun (he wasn't happy either). I have been scratched, bitten, growled & hissed at all morning. Wtf was I thinking when I chose this? Did I think at all? I know I love animals but do I really love them this much? I get to do my first surgery of the year at 2 this afternoon. A spay & declaw. Let's all hope the little shit is asleep before I get in there.

The Room
Jesus The Room... In that place between wakefulness and dreams, I found myself in the room. There were no distinguishing features except for the one wall covered with small index card files. They were like the ones in libraries that list titles by author or subject in alphabetical order. But these files, which stretched from floor to ceiling and seemingly endless in either direction, had very different headings. As I drew near the wall of files, the first to catch my attention was one that read "Girls I have liked." I opened it and began flipping through the cards. I quickly shut it, shocked to realize that I recognized the names written on each one. And then without being told, I knew exactly where I was. This lifeless room with its small files was a crude catalog system for my life. Here were written the actions of my every moment, big and small, in a detail my memory couldn't match. A sense of wonder and curiosity, coupled with horror, stirred within me as I began randomly opening f

Is There A Better Way To Start The Day? Lol This One Was Just For Fun
You scored as Morning horny. You get up, you get hot. You want some after getting up, or possibly, before getting up. You like to have it when you have woken up and before it's not too day time. Mornings have sometimes mist, clouds and morning sun, and of course always new day and no worries! Although if you companion is too tired you might get frustrated.Night horny100%Morning horny100%Day horny100%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

The Judge
To All Ladies, Let it be know on this day that the Blueyed Redneck Angel has been Knighted "Judge" of my new album call Sir Forrest Ladies. Let it also be known that besides M'Lady Tina The Judge is the only one that can cast you out of the Album. JUDGE Blueyed Redneck Angel@ LostCherry Sign , White Knight

Certifiably Unclassifiable Lol
You scored as unclassified. Real people don't need labels, do they?unclassified90%rocker60%redneck50%wannabe40%brat30%punk30%skater/surfer20%trendy20%goth0%ghetto0%What type of person are you? (pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

As a general rule, there are few things that I feel strongly enough about to post thoughts for other people to read, but this is one of them, so The Shooter cranks one out. If you have read my profile you know that I am an animal lover and activist whenever neccessary or possible. One day last week my wife comes home with the story of Snowy and relates it to me. Seem that one of the oil-field workers that does some business with their company has a dog to "get rid of". We currently have three rescue dogs in our home and have lost two of our old dogs this year. One of our remaining three is 15 years old, deaf and blind. The poing being that when we take in a dog, we take it in for life regardless of what comes with them such as heartworms, worms, cancer, mange, broken bones and a host of other ailments common to the species. We fix them, make them well and they live with us the rest of their lives. Stay with me here, I'm making a point. This person bought Snowy when she w

Faith!!
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let's run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied.

Useful Expressions For High-stressed-days
1. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 2. No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 7. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 8. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 10. Nice Perfume. Must you marinate in it? 11. It must be awful hard to hear with your head up your arse. 12. I'd agree with you if you were right, but you're not. 13. I don't work here, I'm a consultant. 14. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 15. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. 16. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 17. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 18. The fact that no one u

What Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Only In America
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America... are there disabled parking spaces in front of a skating rink. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter. Only in America... do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't wanted to talk to in the first place. Only in America... do they sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packs of eight.

Funny
AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED >>> BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE >>> >BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE >>> DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER >>> >DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A >>> VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: >>> >"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" >>> > >>> > THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE >>> YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND >>> >THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET >>> TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO AWAY >>>& nbsp; >AND LEAVE ME ALONE." >>> > >>> > THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE >>> SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE >>> >OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON >>> ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED >>> >HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER >>> VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO >>> >WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: >>> > >>> > "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS >>> THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS >>> >I'LL EVER GET TO A HU

What Not Say To A Police Officer.........
What NOT to say to a cop * I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. * Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. * Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? * Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. * I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. * I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. * You're not going to check the trunk, are you? * Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. * Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? * Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand. * Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds. * I pay your salary. * So uh, you on the take or what? * Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. * Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. * I was try

I Feel Like A Women
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Buh Buh And More Buh
Okay folks, here it goes a wonderful run down of my life for the past few months. I don't have a computer yet, but working on it so that maybe I will be able to post here regularly again. Sigh. Well, in June/July found out that my son was born with 2 of 4 sutures closed in his skull, which means he has/had no "soft" spots. Last Tuesday I brought him in for his first of two surgeries. He developed complications with it and ended staying in ICU till Saturday. Saturday he went to a normal room and is being realeased today. (Hopefully) I just hope he doesn't devlope anymore complications with the next surgery. They have moved that one back until December. They believe he maybe what is called a "free-bleeder". I am just glad he is doing better.

Scared Sleeping
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

Tied With A Box??? :o
You scored as Pillow. You are a PILLOW. Soft and cuddly, you are a great and loyal friend, but a bit of a push-over. People love the fact that you are reliable, but you should also learn to stick up for yourself, jeeze.Pillow83%Box83%Lemon67%Match42%Paper33%Tampon25%Which Random Object Do You Represent?created with QuizFarm.com

The Prisoner
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped

What Is The Best Type Of Sex For You
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Something Different
Something Different Bathing under the Sun In our monring glory Sun's warmth caressing our skin Yet sexiness has been replaced wiht boredom and complacency Going skyclad a sense of freedom and liberation Nudity the great leveler Yet my sense of adventure begs to be fed Lover takes my hand as the fireplace cracks wiht calling Moon Goddess calls us Bathe in the raw Under Moon's soft rays So primal and animalistic Our body rythms tremble within The seaxual beast which possess our souls Tingling our secret places Running, chasing, playing A sense of adventure and being naughty renews our animalistic passion Kisses, licks, touches Being our night of raw Passion and desire As we begin our great Union Bodies tight and hot s one Moon Goddess smiles and blesses our Union As we ride the crests of Hurrican Lust and desire The Moon begins to set day has arise We children of Primal luist of the Night rest, readying ourselves to worship her Moon yet ag

Wife And Husband
WIFE to HUSBAND The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife say

Heathen Magic
.. AND OF HEATHEN MAGIC? The heathen sacrifice can be described theologically as a 'sacrament' (a term originally borrowed from pagan usage by Christian polemicists), that is to say, it is a symbol which effects what it symbolises, and symbolises what it effects. The sacrifice plays an important role in the cosmic conflict between the forces of order and chaos, because the symbolism of ritually offering riches or life-giving sustenance to the gods actually brings what is symbolically portrayed into effect on the spiritual plane, thereby strengthening the gods' hand in their eternal struggle against the powers of chaos. Just as the sacrifices of the battle-slain heroes, the Einheriar, add to the forces of Odin in Valhalla, so too the blood spilt, physically or figuratively, in the celebration of ritual sacrifices reinforces the power of the gods to maintain the order of Nature - and thus directly benefits human society also. In the sense that 'magic' may be defined as a means of a

Wake Up Pleasure
Wake Up Pleasure First rays of Light Creep through window's blinds Lover's warm skin gently touches mine Full Body tingles bring me to life A gentle kiss soon grows to volcanic passion As tongue play increases the Quakes of Ecstacy Lover introduces sudden twist Her lips slowly envolop my Rock hard manhood tongues traces, plays music upon my Sex Rising to ther occasion Lovers' breats warmly rub aginst my rigid Manhood Holding them in place at Loevr's command As she continues her lovely tune pre volcanic lava Ooozes form the crest My Hands wander, reaching Yearning for more of My Lover Climbing up my body further still Lover so expertly ravages me As if by magic, my rock Hard Manhood SLips deep into Lovers sex on its own Slowly riding the ryhtms of the ocean of sexual bliss Hands, lips, toingues and our great union Build to a full body explosion Primal secxual lava flows free and long form us both As the final tremors fade away Tim

Another Problem
Another thing that has been ticking me off is I have like 1135 friends and only 207 people actually rated my profile. I think that is a little fucked up. If you feel me let me know and lets see if we can do something about it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
101s Different Ways to Annoy People... Ask people to buy striped paint and a left handed screwdriver. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Sniffle incessantly. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Levelers
I am not the blogging type of person,, One thing that has been bothering me is all the people who send out bulitins asking for help leveling and promise to help you level.. I know I sent out a few before with the only exception being I actually helped the people who helped me. I appologize if it seemd like I am rambling. Another thing that is bothering me ia all the people who either accept you friends request or send a friend request and not rate your profile. I mean come on people its just one click. If you hear what I am saying I want to hear about it, I know when I send a friend request I rate the persons profile a 10, when they accept the friend request I become a fan.

The Heathen Soul
Modern Christian thought has the soul being a single entity somewhat divorced from the human body. The ancient Heathens did not see the soul this way, for them the soul was composed of many parts, each with a different function, and intimately tied to the mortal body during life. In the "Voluspa" from the Elder Edda, we are told Woden and his brothers gave man ønd or divine breath, wód or moods/emotions, lá or appearance, and likr or health. These gifts are paralleled in the Anglo-Saxon Dialogue Between Saturn and Solomon where God is said to have given man þang or thought, æðungem or divine breath, and modes unstadalfæstenss or unsteadfast moods. Finally, a twelfth century poem in Middle High German states God gave man muot or mood and a&aethem or divine breath. Research of the various ancient Northern European tongues reveals that the soul can be broken down roughly into: * 1) The Lich or body * 2) The Hyge or high, the intellect * 3) The Mynd or memory * 4) The Willa or wil

Camping Weekend
Well it has been an ineresting weekend this past weekend. I and my wife got invited to go camping with a group called SCA. It was fun had a agreat time. I think SCA is something to do with the Bondage community not sure yet. But any way after spending about 119 on a tent and another 11 on misc camping stuff. we had a wounderfull time. dressed up in ren fair attire. we have been invited again to come back for the next one wich is 3 weeks away. hopefully cooler weather. well take care all.

Looks Like They All Work For Me :) Lol
You scored as Chains. Damn boy, you love girls that are wild, hot, and love to show you a good time. Good for you!Lace100%Thong bikini100%Chains100%Silk67%What type of thong do you like on girls (ex. lace, chains,) GUYS ONLYcreated with QuizFarm.com

Nine Webs Of Allegiance
I had decided to build nine webs of allegiance that would consist of nine webs with nine scarybird immortal egos in each. It was taken from the Heathen multiverse as there were nine worlds in their multiverse and they were all connected by the tree of life. Here is what i found Although the Nine Worlds are linked by the World Tree, they by no means lie near each other, for there are hills, valleys, mountains, and even rivers between them formed by the bark of the tree. Beyond the Nine Worlds are unknown worlds resting in the tgard "that outside the enclosure". Each world as well as the World Tree and the Well of Wyrd are described below with the Old Norse name followed by the Anglo-Saxon version or an Anglo-Saxon reconstruction where possible. Yggdrasil - ormensyll Yggdrasil, also known as the Irminsul in Old Saxon (the Anglo-Saxon reconstruction being ormensyll) is the World Tree and holds all the known worlds and rises out of the Well of Wyrd. It is often spoken of a

Thanks Jenn...you're Going To Scar My Penis
What is priapism? Priapism is a prolonged and painful erection that can last from several hours up to a few days. The priapismic erection is NOT associated with sexual thoughts or sexual activity. What happens is that blood flows into the penis, but is unable to drain as it would in a normally flaccid penis. Considering that the penis provides little room for blood to circulate, the blood becomes stagnant after a while, acidifies, and loses oxygen. Without oxygen, the red blood cells become stiff, and even less able to squeeze their way out of the penis. Very few cases of priapism are without an obvious cause. In most cases, priapism results from one of two things: certain medications or medical conditions. Under the category of medications, there are two primary culprits. For one, penile injections used to treat some forms of impotence can cause priapism; however, this usually only happens when a man decides, on his own, to increase the dosage. Second, psychiatric medicatio

Nine Noble Virtues
NINE NOBLE VIRTUES COURAGE - By facing life's struggles with courage, we constantly extend our capabilities. Without courage, nothing else can be done! TRUTH - Blind faith has no place in The Immortal Ego Project. No pie-in-the-sky; we must act in this world as we see it and as it really is rather than calmly wait for the next. HONOUR - We must be true to what we are, and we insist on acting with nobility rather than baseness. Our standards must be banners held high in our hearts. LOYALTY - We stand true to our faith and our values. Loyalty is the basis for all enduring human activity, and we hold it in the highest esteem. HOSPITALITY - The isolation and loneliness of modern life is not necessary. The willingness to share what one has with ones' fellows, especially travelers, is a vital part of our way of life. VISION - We hold to the discipline necessary to fulfill our purpose. We stand willing to exercise the self-control and steadfastness necessary in these difficu

Details Details
Ok, I posted 6 new pics, from my hopefully upcoming SG set...sadly, if they so get put up on SG, I will have to take these down, but I will then post up the ones they used, it'll have their logo on it. So wish me luck with that. On a side note, if you ever wanna rip a pic of me, dont hesitate to ask...just for now please font rip and of the possible SG set I just posted, I'll let you know if that changes. Another side note, if you wanna see more me you have to rate and comment my pics, I try to do it for all my good friends, so if you have endeavored to do that to all or the better pert of mine, send me a message and I will most certainly return the favor... ...now back to class and our regularly scheduled programming... *MUAHS!!!*

Rock On!
You scored as Rock and Roll RockStar. You a Rock and Roll Rock Star! You like to play classic guitars and listen to classic music. You like Van Halen, Led Zepplin and The Who.Rock and Roll RockStar60%Punk Rockstar30%Metal Rockstar10%Emo Rockstar0%Goth Rockstar0%What kind of Rockstar are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Fairly Well Balanced Id Say :)
You scored as Water. Water is the element that predominates in your life. Water rules the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.Water55%Spirit50%Fire45%Earth45%Air40%Which of the Five Elements are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Today
Well as a normal monday morning I woke at 630am to get ready and make a lunch for my son to go to pre-school. Walked him there then came back home and now I am here drinking coffee and typing this. I dont ever know what to say on these things that would ever be intresting enough for you guys so that u wouldnt be bored out of ur mind. The latest news in my life is that i walked out of my job because they were screwing me over but that was 3 days ago and yesterday i got a call that they wanted me back. I dont know what to do...they are offering me better shifts not what i want exactly and a huge raise...maybe i could get some of ur opionions. the only thing that is holding me back is that i know i could get the same wage and the shifts i want somewhere else. I just hate starting a new job thats all and i know everyone and the job already. man oh man. decisions decisions. Anyways that is all for now so if u all wanna help me out and help me see the light of the situation it would

Taking A Break (read Me Very Important)
ok everyone im taking a break from this place for a lil while i dont knwo when ill be back or hell if ill be back if you think your important enough for me to keep in touch with find me on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/dragonfire8_3_6_2_2 and if you think your more important than that you can reach me more often on my yim at dragonfire8_3_6_2_2 or on my aol name supersenior83622@aol.com so if you think you are important to me or just wanna chat buzz me at any of those places the yim name is more ofetn where i can be found so just add me and maybe ill chat with ya but until i decide this place isnt like myspace cause it seems to be becoming more and more just like myspace there is so much high school drama on here (the family) for example is just like all the other groups i tryed joining in high school let me in then turn around and say oh we dont do that anymore fuck you i do have to thank 2 people from there though clandestine and sis you 2 did keep your promise and got me leve

Hmmm Bad Girls Are Fun Too Though
You scored as Personality/Nice. You either like really nice girls or you think they have to have a personality to be worth dateing or maybe even both. Either way you know theres more to a girl than just her body. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Personality/Nice75%Nymphomaniac72%Cute/Shy66%Hotties56%Tease50%What kind of girl do you love? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Friends
You scored as Joey. You're Joey. A little ditzy perhaps but popular with the opposite sex and always hungry. Hey you'd even be up for combining sex AND food!Joey70%Chandler65%Monica50%Phoebe40%Ross30%Rachel25%Which Friend are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Life
SITTING HERE, LOOKING AT THE PAST, AT THE ONE PERSON I KNEW I COULD RUN TO, TO HIDE BEHIND, TO GO TO WHEN I NEEDED, I ASK MYSELF, WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO KEEP HIM, WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO SHOW HIM THAT LIFE ANIT THAT BAD, HOW COULD I HAVE MADE HIM MORE HAPPY. ALL I COME UP WITH IS MAKING MY LIFE ALL ABUOT HIM, GIVING ALL MY TIME, GIVING HIM WHAT HE NEEDED 24/7. I CANT SEEM TO TELL MYSELF THAT EVERYTHING WITH BE OK. MY HEART HAS BROKE, HELP ME PICK UP THE PIECES!!!!!

Its Monday =(
Ahh this weekend went by so fast. I hate when that happens. lol. Now its back to the usual stuff...classes and such. Im attempting to find another job, but i really have no idea where to start. so im going to be heading out today to search for something i suppose. I need money...been spending too much of it lately, and need to go back to saving. Its beautiful out today, going to be hitting low 80s here..which is amazing for this time of year up there in rochester ny. haha. Its most likely going to be the last warm summer like day around here. The leaves are starting to change colors and im excited. I love the fall. Its a shame that i have to spend it drving around doing errands. Anywhose, i hope you all have a wonderful day..even though its monday =P

Hmmm My Female Celeb Equivalent?!
You scored as Ashlee Simpson. Just like hot rocker Ashlee Simpson, you want to stand out and be seen different from the rest of the world! With your hot dark hair and pretty eyes, you are HOTT!!!!I mean it too! You ROCK MY SOCKS!Ashlee Simpson83%Katie Holmes75%Mischa Barton50%Courtney Cox-Arquette25%Paris Hilton17%Jennifer Lopez17%Pamela Anderson8%Ashanti0%Lindsay Lohan0%Beyonce Knowles0%Which Hott Celebrity are you most like?( A CHOICE OF 10 Hotties!!)created with

Amy Is Ready 4 U
get ready here i am....READY 4 U..CUM SEE ME..IF U LIKE A SHOW JUST IM ME THERE ON THE SITE...WWW.CAMGIRLSXPOSEDCOM (AMY)....CUM PLAY W/ME...ILL MAKE U XPLODE!!!...HAVE A GREAT DAY...SHOW ME SUM LUV.....

My Apologies
My Apologies If you are reading this, then your one of my friends, or perhaps family. Or your just noisy, just kidding. I want to thank you all that have dropped by and left me comments, I loved each and everyone of them. I regret that I have not been by each one of you and showed you LOVE this weekend. Some I have some, well I promise if I'm alive tomorrow You will get a visit from me, you can bank on it! I've just a a ruff past couple of days, had some things that had to be worked out, and needed to get away for a while. I think things are back on track, only time will tell. But I'm back at LC, and you WILL BE HEARUNG FROM ME SOON! I got a lot of catching up to do, but I will pass around all the LOVE that has been shown to me. I love you all, take care! I'M BACK! Luv, bites & kisses, TheUnLoved

Ummm Know Anybody On The List?
You scored as Max Druz. You are the brazilian Max Druz. You are obsessed with the ladies and know how to use your weapon. Max Druz63%Max Zipperman56%Henry Metro50%Jake Staahl50%Jake Fuller13%Brian Hentschel0%Who Are You? (Super Sexy Edition)created with QuizFarm.com

Please Donate $25.00
FRIENDS! I AM WALKING IN THE HEART WALK ON THIS SATURDAY AND HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL AT GAINING DONATION FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL CAUSE. I AM ASKING YOU TO DONATE $25.00 IF YOU ARE ABLE. YOU CAN DO THIS BY CUT AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW IN YOUR BROWSER AND FILLING OUT THE DONATION FORM. PLEASE HELP ME RAISE MORE THAN THE $50 THAT THE TEAM HAS BEEN ABLE TO RAISE. What will it hurt for you to donate $25.00 to the American Heart Association. I and many other people would be greatful for your love and kindness. https://www.kintera.org/faf/login/page_Edit.asp?ievent=154272&lis=0&kntae154272=D0FDD6CF5C164A29BB5626ECEE8D1ECF Paula

Truer Than One May Think
You scored as AUGUST. AUGUST: outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to a special person. stubborn.AUGUST100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER

September Rain
Monolithic heartbeats of september rain bounced along the highway like the rythm of passion each dream gentler than the first kiss but ever more distant and out of touch of grasping hands and of the mind And as each day dawns another piece of sunlight is slipping from the pumping veins of desperation to catch a dream of how it was distant tears of yesterday and though the movie fades inside a silver bolt of reality can touch the mind like a child touching a heart and with each vision a song is sung of how it was and what's become in tender nights that hide behind cold frost and dispair and yet the spirit of hope lives fresh each waking and all the dreams rerun on the cable of mind each time anew like virgin thoughts and changed to meet the needs of the day

Suggestions For The Morning Flightpath Of A Butterfly
You dream of empty days on a highway floating cruising going nowhere but... how many heartbeats and dreams do you think it costs? Flatline desert Comatosed between the bright light and dark night gang of angels dressed as crows a murder by the highway will they start to fly my way sunkissed madness and for every mile that's walked a thousand more are travelled internally fraternity of internal screamers Ever kissed the sky at night and felt it's cool breath against your mind like an empty whisper hollow of hope? All who cry travel on that breeze What is it that screams at us when we are waking what is it that pins us to the day? Does anything mean anything? glass slipper kissed the mind of holy fuck and hear me blind with every sound within a whisper ticking of an iron bell or is a belle a bon voyage of maiden flights and ghostly nights of slipped inside a circle going somewhere and how many ways are freeways even if the sign p

So...
Had my three day weekend... WOO HOO! Went out to the country to visit with some relatives on Saturday. Also found out that I'm going to be an aunt. Which worries me a bit, but makes me happy at the same fuckin' time. :D

Bad Boy Bad Boy >>>
You scored as Public Nudity. You would most likely be showing to much in public because you arent ashamed toPublic Nudity100%Being Drunk in Public58%Fraud42%Theft17%Murder0%What crime would you most likely commit?created with QuizFarm.com

Amsterdam
The stringed music of summer filled the air the cool waters of the canal taking the edge off the day and I wandered Amsterdam was a forward city but was I forward guy Seven years had passed since I was last here and a lot can happen in seven years I had mellowed somewhat and no longer sought the old pleasures that had occupied me on my previous visits the smell of the brown no longer held the same strong emotions inside of me and I could walk happily by a passing user without quite the same level of temptation O don't get me wrong I still thought still dreamt still found myself carried off in old memories of times and places but the urge wasn't there the finality of how it used to be there was a time of do or die that had been replaced with... maybe's I wandered on my gaze transfixed by my reflection in the rippling waters it was strange to view myself I'm not a vain person so I only glimpse myself from time to time never spend an age reflecting upon my

Bedtime
You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Exciting/Exotic100%Passionate/wet95%Hot/hard75%Soft/slow25%Shy/Sweet25%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Skinnie Minnie Out????
In accordance with the news this morning, Madrid has made restrictions on the models that they must be, at minimum, a certain weight. Some of the other modelling agencies are following this trend and getting a more "American" type of gal versus some anorexic thing, "which is sending the wrong message to teenagers". What are your thoughts on the matter???? Just curious...

Pucker Up!
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatRomantic Kisser94%Yippy Ki Yay!69%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for31%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

Potent Happiness
This is yet another gorgeous morning- the weather is incredible (slightly overcast- shorts and long sleeve t-shirt kind of weather). Getting up at 6:30 in the am has never been so easy for me. Perhaps adulthood is finally taking effect on me. I had alot of trouble turning 28 last february, i thought it signified the end of my fun, exciting, fly by the seat of my pants way of life- which depressed me to no end. I think i was right i think it did in many ways end that era in my life, perhaps i was mourning a life that would soon be dismissed. However, to my surprise many other things, which i NEVER associated with my crazy life style also went away. I am more than happy to grow up. I think my children were especially happy to see me finally grow up. Anyways, back to this morning, we had a fantastic breakfast (delicious silver dollar pancakes; from scratch- not just add water, fresh sausage and orange juice) I think its true that a good breakfast prepares you for the day. Anyhow,

Hmmmmmm
You scored as Mouth man. You like the mouth, watching it talk, watching it move in those sexy ways. Sure it might not be the very most erotic part on a girl, but there's just something about them that really sets the mood.Mouth man100%an eyes person92%The space between the legs75%Ass man71%personality67%Breast Guy58%What are you attracted to in a girlcreated with QuizFarm.com

Ticket To Ride...
It was supposed to be summer but no one had told the wind so she blew on cold and relentless I took a moment to wipe the moisture from my eye felt like a tear and it was blue enough but it was just the way the wind had caught me I drew on my cigerrette holding in the smoke as I held on to a half thought I'd had a moment before but it was lost and I let out the smoke with a sigh I hate when that happens when you get a pleasing half thought but lose it before you get the chance to develop it It was still kinda early so I was hoping that when the wind dropped summer might kick in and I might still get a warm day it was optomistic but sometimes that's the way you have to be The night had been a short one I'd been working if you can call it work and now I was sitting in downtown waiting for 'the store' to open I knew I'd get a good price I knew no questions would be asked but I knew I still had to be careful She walked out from the hotel and sat beside m

Naughty Horoscope
I was reading a Bulletin on naughty hororscopes and my was so true!!!LMFAO thought i would share: Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69 This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They

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jeg er så pisse træt af det her... er træt af at ikke vide hvad der foregår. ikke vide hvad han vil...ik vide om der er andre...egentlig ik vide noget som helst... det sårer mig dybt...og jeg er ked af det...

The Vampire Hunter
...and all the flowers in all the gardens pale by you... I remember when I was so young that I never saw a thing even when it wasn't there... I even remember missing darkness... There was a street that ran alongside the railroad I used to have to walk it every morning when I was... so small that ages didn't matter and every day, I walked it, different people would be there usually men funny men with dirty coats and long uncombed hair they used to talk to me and everyone said I shouldn't listen but they looked they listened they learnt they knew enough to stimulate knew enough to titillate knew enough to sow a seed of... And now? Now those mornings are gone the road isn't even there no more some fine new condos instead of goods yards but their spirits live the men... You ever lived near the railroad? I swear the whistle of the train is an illusion there's ghosts real ghosts in the night air and when they hear the train coming they hide their scre

One Of My Stories, I Hope You Like It.
JUST A DREAM I walk into your room and find you fast asleep on the bed. I can tell you are having a very nice dream from the bulge in your shorts. Slowly, I get on the bed, between your legs and slightly touch you. You moan but do not wake up. I move closer and pull down your shorts and take out your cock. Its so thick and hard and when I put my hands around it I feel you move slightly but you still don’t wake up. I lick the head of it just once and incredibly it gets even bigger and harder. I start stroking it up and down and a drop of semen appears and I hurry and lick it. It tastes delicious. Now I start licking it from to top all around it and I feel it throbbing in my hands. You shift your body up and now it take it in my mouth slowly as I feel you moving up and down, slowly fucking my mouth. I take it all in and start sucking as hard as I can to make you come in my mouth. I feel you shudder and moan loudly, just as you start shooting the biggest and most delicious load of seme

A rose is A symbol of love and affection. Your face in the mirror shows the roses reflection. It's shades of color like red or white. Bring joy to my heart When it gives off it's light. The light gives me feelings while my spirit goes high. I won't look away i'll just chuckle and sigh. The sign of this symbol is peace to the heart. It kills your depression and helps for a new start. It makes your face glow the colors of love. Mother nature was kind but thank him above.

The Book
It was a strange book but somehow compelling he'd found it abandoned in the room when he'd moved in he figured it must have been left by the person who had the room before him a strange book for a strange room It wasn't a good a room, the window didn't shut properly so when he crossed the room in the mornings to find his clothes he found himself slipping on Ice, who lives in a room with Ice on the floor? See that crack? See it in that pane? thats not a window... empty room that once was and now it is again in negative and licked by flames all around yet in the center is... black and how can black repel the light unaided and how can... Nah... that has to stay with him... that's his world... He'd like to float above his mind beyond his thoughts and chaos to leave the tempest down below and float among the tranquil clouds that kiss the sky of quiet He'd love to sleep awake for once to see the world move slow instead of shooting stars of pain

Killing Time.......... Pt. 4
Lonely, in this white room, there are pads everywhere; chaffing, straightjacket, won't die in there... Save me!, smiling Jesus (get off that Cross); hate me!, screamed masses (I don't care if i'm lost)..... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell that you're trendsetters (I don't care if you are!) Lowly, with my head down, there are rats everywhere; feed me, bread and water, I won't die in there... Save me, smiling Jesus! (get off that Cross); hate me, screamed masses (I don't care if i'm lost)..... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell me that you're trendsetters (I don't care if you are!) Say you will, take my pills; say you will, fake and ill!....... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell me that you're bedwetters (I don't care if you are!)... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH..... Say you will, take my pills, say you will, fake and ill; say you will, take my pills, say you will, fake and

Men Suck
OKAY, I am getting sick of this over aggrestive shit. If I say that I am busy working or that i don't want to meet you at this time or that I just want to be friends or that i don't have a web cam or no i will not take a pic of my tits just for u to see...I MEAN IT, either accept the answer NO and still talk to me as a human being and stay my friend or don't accept the answer NO and be an asshole about it and be blocked and ignored by me. So the choice is yours. you keep bugging me about this shit, I will not put up with it!!!

Type Of Music I Like To Make Love To
You should make love to soul You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Vampire
It was a clear morning when we were dropped off in the North Beach area of town, to be honest it was a relief, it had been foggy enough the last few days and we thought we'd be greeted by thick sea mists that would spoil the trip. There wasn't that many of us, there was a family from Arizona, I think the father had lived in frisco during the 60's and was bring the family home to look at the magical places that lived on in his mind, then there was a young guy from Portland, quiet, slim guy, and myself, and another young guy joined us as we reached the golden gate park, I took him for a local, I'm not sure why, he just looked at home there, I also think he may have been some kind of artist cuz he had a large pad of paper and a case with him that looked like the sort of case you carry paints in. At first he intrested me quite a bit, his local knowledge seemed useful, the tales of the city, the sights, the sounds, the history and culture, but I soon turned from him cuz he talked to much

Meet My Friend
Hey all my lady friends and family on LC: I would like to introduce you to my friend Hushy.. HUSHY@ LostCherry He is a really terrific guy, you should really add him as a friend. He does great things for his friends without having to ask him to do it. He has some great pics too, you should check them out, while your there rate them, and give him a BIG "10" as well. Hushy is truely a great person, just stop by and see for yourself. Hosted by Sparkle Tags Hosted by Sparkle Tags

How Daring Are You?
You Are Bold And Brave But daring? Not usually? You tend to like to make calculated risks. So while you may not be base jumping any time soon... You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting! How Daring Are You?

Friend Ship Recipe
Recipe For Friendship Fold two hands together And express a dash of sorrow Marinate it overnight And work on it tomorrow Chop one grudge in tiny pieces Add several cups of love Dredge with a large sized smile Mix with the ingredients above Dissolve the hate within you By doing a good deed Cut in and help your friend If he should be in need Stir in laughter, love, and kindness From the heart it has to come Toss with genuine forgiveness And give your neighbor some The amount of people served Will depend on you It can serve the whole wide world If you really want it to Another Recipe For Friendship Ingredients 2 heaping measures of trust 2 well rounded scoops of respect 2 generous portions of affection 2 equal amounts of sharing Method

Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tell Me Ur Sign?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hekate: Guardian Goddess At The Gate
Hekate The Dark Goddess the Light of the Divine Feminine in the Dark Night of the Soul "Queen of the Night, triple-faced Hekate (heh-KAH-tee) is one of the most ancient images from a pre-Greek stratum of mythology and an original embodiment of the Great Triple Goddess. She is most often linked with the dark of the moon and presides over magic, ritual, prophetic vision, childbirth, death, the underworld, and the secrets of regeneration. Mistress of the crossroads, this lunar goddess dwells in caves, walks the highways at night, makes love on the vast seas, and is the force that moves the moon. Genealogy Hekate is a primordial figure in the oldest stratum of our unconscious. Her genealogy leads us back to her birth at the beginning of time as a daughter of Nyx, Ancient Night. On an inner level, Hekate is a guardian figure of the mysterious depths of our unconscious that accesses the collective memory of the primal void and whirling forces at the onset of creation. Hekat

Monday Morning Whine
It's another dreary, lazy Monday morning. Though I got woken up to the sweet sound of my honeybaby's voice calling I just can't seem to fully awaken. Maybe it's because I know the wrath that lays ahead of me later today. I started sleeping in Cheylans room last night. I really should have done it before now, but I knew he would only start a war over it. I can't take much more of the confrontations. I will be so glad when November comes and I can finally be free of all this. We were trying to part as friends, but the fire and ice attitude he keeps giving me just makes me loathe him. I don't know why he wants make this all so difficult since he himself realizes now that our coming divorce was inevitable.

What Poker Hand Are You?
You are a flush You are seductive and suave. You have no problem flirting, and the people who you flirt with find you irresistible. You rarely lose money playing poker because you are so charming, and have a master poker face. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Baby Blues
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also in

The Start Of New Week....
Woohoo! It's monday. I get to start my week. Busy times. But now I have a smile on my face and a real one. Just to let yall know. I prolly won't be on much due to the craziness that is life. I'm not realy home much. But i will totally check my stuff every am.

Contest
I am so sick of these 'sexiest smile contests'! Why does everyone feel the need to repost them constantly? I'm at uni during the day so I can only come on LC maybe once a day and practically the only bulletins up are about contests. Stop reposting multiple times! People see it the first time. LMV xox

In A Pickle
One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen. "What's wrong, Bill?" his wife asks. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "She and I both got fired."

Uni Fees
Ok, I have a question for everyone one who reads this. Now I live in Australia, and I'm not sure how similar it is to the American system but with our univsersity fees the government pays most and we just pay about $500 AU for each course. People are always going on about how the government should pay it all but is that really fair? I mean I'm the one getting most of the benefits (although a lot of the time it doesn't feel like it :P ). So just wondering, who do you think should pay? LMV xox

Things That Annoy Me
Things That Annoy Me About About Everyone List 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine

See Ya Later Everyone Its Time For Me To Go
hey all if u are readin this i just wanted to say bye for awhile i have to get outta here and get to work but ill be back laterz!! have a great day all and ill see ya tonite!! muahhhzzzz and love to everyone!!

Forgotten...
Heaven called upon your lovely eyes, Hell called down on your beautiful lips, I just wish that you were here, So I could hold you in my arms, But instead of that, You just ignored me and walked by, I was hurt and didn't know what to do, I tried to be your friend, You never let me be your friend, I tried to keep up with you, So I could make you fall for me, That you would know that i'm not an ordinary boy, So you would see that we were ment to be After all that time that I was your friend, You finally began to see, What kind of boy I was, You wanted strong arms to hold you, Except they weren't my arms holding you...

Directly There
Monday, September 18, 2006 Directly there The shortest distance between two points is a simple, direct line. The most effective, fulfilling way to live life is to live it directly. When some particular task must be done, you could waste a lot of time and energy on resentment, anger, avoidance and procrastination. Or you can simply get busy and get it done. When you make a mistake, you could put a lot of wasted effort into covering it up, crafting an excuse, or pretending that it did not happen. What's best, though, is to simply accept it, admit it, deal with the consequences, and move along. In order to be accepted and liked by others, you could labor endlessly so as to live in the right neighborhood, drive the right car, wear the right clothes and eat in the right restaurants. Or, you can simply be genuine, considerate, respectful, friendly and helpful. If your life is continuously running up against complications and frustrations, stop and ask yourself what it is yo

The Punishment
The sharp tug of her hair being pulled startled her. " You just can't leave well enough alone, can you?" He snarled in her ear. pulling her head back farther. " I want you downstairs now, do I make myself clear?" "Yes sir" she almost whimpered. As soon as he released his hold on her hair, she hurried downstairs, not quite sure what brought on this mood, but not wanting to make it any worse. When she got downstairs she quickly gets undressed, and kneels on the floor to wait for him. She was kneeling just the way he taught her, her back straight, knees apart, hands on thighs, looking straight ahead. She hears him coming down the stairs, and can tell by his walk that he is still upset. He walks to her, and grabs her hair again, pulling painfully on the braid. " I just got informed, you were flirting big time at the bar last night. Is this true?" "No, Sir, I was just having fun with my girlfriends. I didn't even talk to anyone last night." The more she talked the harde

The Cowboy Way Ch. 07
It had been a long while since Jack and Tori had played. Even though they saw each other almost daily, there lives had been very busy. They had been together for almost a year now and were happy living a normal life and enjoying the D/s relationship on their own time. Tori was kneeling on the floor in the loft, naked, staring straight ahead. Her eyes fixed on some imaginary spot on the far wall. Jack stood before her; Tori could tell that he was already aroused by the bulge in his jeans. She tried to keep her focus, but was having a hard time. Jack grabbed her by the hair pulling her head back. "Is there something you want?" "Your cock, Sir." Tori tried not to wince at the strength of the hair pull. "Well, you'll just have to wait." He released her hair, and stepped back. More to cum later Tori took a quiet deep breath, the anticipation of this evening had been building all day. It had been a long time since she had even gotten a playful swat on her ass,

The Cowboy Way Ch. 06
Jack called Tori later that afternoon, hoping that she would be done with everything that she had to get done. He didn’t analyze why he wanted to spend more time with her. He just knew that he enjoyed being around her. Both her submissiveness and her personality in general were pleasing to him. “Hello.” Tori answered sounding distracted. “Tori, its Jack.” “Oh, hello, Sir.” Tori snapped her mind back to what she was doing. “Is everything all right?” “Yes, Sir, everything is fine. My mind was just on something else when I answered.” “Will you be free to get together later?” “ I should be finished here in about an hour.” “Good, are you up for going out again tonight?” Jack questioned cautiously. “Yes, Sir, that would be fine. I don’t have to be up early tomorrow so it won’t be a problem.” “Good, I’ll pick you up around 7, wear something comfortable.” “Yes Sir.” They said their good byes and Tori went back to work so she could make sure she had enough ti

Chapter 2
A barrage of images flooded my mind. A field of bodies, soldiers kicking a boy with unruly chestnut curls. A little girl with the same hair, but longer, lying glassy-eyed in her bed, gaping puncture wounds in her throat, body ravaged, face tear-stained. A head rolling. Blood, so much blood; the smell of it coated the inside of my head, inducing a wave of nausea. I snatched my hand away, willing myself not to scream aloud. He stared at me evenly. “I am sorry, madam. I did not know you were an empath.” “Clairsentient,” I said curtly. “And my name is Alegria.” He was still looking at me oddly, with those lovely eyes; jade green in the centre of each iris, fanning out to caramel at the edges, flecked with light amber. I forced myself to look away from those eyes. The bartender set my drink down, quietly. It was very quiet, in fact. No-one in the bar was talking any more. Joao looked around at the patrons intently. After a few seconds, the customers looked away and continued

The Cowboy Way Ch. 05
Tori got home from Jack's and hurried inside hoping she didn't run into any of her neighbors. She was dressed as she was when she left last night, and she didn't need anyone asking any questions. She hurried into her apartment, and headed to her bedroom. She pulled her robe out of her closet, stripped out of her outfit and heels and headed to the kitchen. She listened to her messages, making a mental note to call her girlfriend back later. She started some spaghetti sauce for supper, thinking she could take left overs to work with her. She cleaned up her living room, putting away some magazines and straightened the cushions. While she worked she thought about what had taken place that weekend. She found herself thinking differently about Jack. He had always been a buddy, since he had started teaching her how to ride a horse, but now she was having other feelings for him. She was coming to respect him as a Dom and possibly more. She wandered back into the kitchen to stir the sauce

My Weekend
So my weekend was too fast, Friday night we went to my aunt and uncle's house for my uncle's 50 b-day, Nathaniel, my son, got soaking wet so we had to leave. I love that side of my family because they keep me in touch with my father that will be gone a year coming up on november 1, I miss you daddy and not a day goes by that i don't think of you. saturday, my bf and I took my son to chuckie cheese and then we went shopping at the mall. Then we went to visit my mom. Saturday night I put blue black streaks in my hair, check out the new photos. Sunday, joe (my bf) and I went shopping for my son's b-day which is on Wednesday. then we went grocery shopping and just vegged out at home. Did you ever wonder if you were ever living a lie. that your whole entire being is fake. I feel that way everyday now. I am almost 99% sure that my bf cheated on me and usually I am the girl that will not put up with that and would have kicked him to the curb already, but STUPID me, let him run up

The Cowboy Way Ch. 04
The next morning Tori awoke with a start. It took her a moment to figure out where she was. She smiled to herself as she remembered the play party the night before. She went to get up to go to the bathroom and found her hair wrapped around Jack's hand. She sighed to herself, then tried to move again with no luck. "Sir?" she spoke softly not sure if he was awake or not. When he didn't reply she spoke a little louder. "Sir?" "Hmm." was the only reply. "I need to use the washroom, and you have my hair wrapped around your hand" Jack tugged her braid. "So I do, and what would be the proper way to ask me to release your hair?" "Please Sir, would you release my hair so that I may use the washroom?" "You may use the washroom, but I want you to come back here when you are finished." Jack unwound her hair from his hand. "Yes, Sir. Thank you." Tori scrambled off the bed and went into the washroom. She ran her fingers through her bangs as she answered nature's call. She turned

The Cowboy Way Ch. 03
Tori called Jack when she returned home then prepared for bed. She was feeling very satisfied and a little sore but it was a good feeling. She climbed into bed and fell into a deep sleep that was riddled with unusual dreams, when she woke up the next morning she felt the need to orgasm very intensely. She pushed her feelings away and got ready for her day. She went to work, went about her day and every so often thoughts of what happened would sneak in and brings out a big smile on her face. If anyone noticed the change in her attitude they didn't say anything. Tori arrived home to find a message on her answering machine. She knew it wasn't her mother as she had just spoken with her. She pushed the play button and was surprised to hear Jack's voice leaving her a message. "Tori, this is Jack. I forgot to mention to you last night that I'm having a group of friends over on Saturday night. They are all in the lifestyle, and we get together once in a while for play parties. I know

The Cowboy Way Ch. 02
Tori headed for the bathroom as soon as she got home. She couldn't stop grinning. She had just had her first D/s experience. She couldn't believe Jack was a Dominant. She had always had an attraction to him, but never thought anything would come of it. She absently rubbed her backside while she hunted for some clothes. She pulled out a set of shorts and top, not planning on going anywhere else this evening she could be comfortable. She walked into the bathroom and turned on the water, when she heard her phone ring. She dashed across the bedroom to grab the phone from the nightstand. "Hello" she said a little breathlessly. "Tori, it's Jack, are you all right?" "Hi Jack, yes I'm fine, I just dashed across the room to answer my phone" "Good, I was just calling to make sure you were OK from our little session this evening." "Yes, I'm fine, in a little bit of shock that it happened, but I'm not sorry it did." "Are you interested in continuing this new aspect of our asso

The Cowboy Way Ch. 01
He leaned against the door of the barn, and watched her walk across the yard. He pulled his hat off and wiped his brow. A slow smile spread across his face. He knew she was here for her riding lesson, but he had something else in mind for her today. If he read her correctly, she was as submissive as the day was long. Today she was wearing jeans and a long shirt that covered up most of her body. Her hair was pulled up into a pony tail, and a pair of sturdy boots covered her feet. She walked with slow steps, as if she wasn't totally comfortable in her surroundings, the look on her face was kind of sad. "Hi there Tori, how are you today?" "Hi, Jack I'm ok and yourself?" "Good, another hot one today. Are you ready for your lesson?" he asked with just a hint of a smile in his voice. "Yes, even though I'm not sure why I'm still taking them. It's not that hard to ride a horse Maybe we should make this the last one. You've done what you promised. You taught me to ride a horse

Can't Fight The Moonlight
Under a lovers' sky I'm gonna be with you and no one's gonna be around if you think that you won't fall well just wait until til the sun goes down underneath the starlight - starlight there's a magical feeling - so right it will steal your heart tonight you can try to resist try to hide from my kiss but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight no, you can't fight it it's gonna get to your heart there's no escape from love was a gentle breeze weaves it's spell upon your heart no matter what you think it won't be too long til your in my arms underneath the starlight - starlight we'll be lost in the rhythm - so right feel it steal your heart tonight you can try to resist try to hide from my kiss but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your he

The Cherry Bed
You are on a four poster cherry bed looking very small, tied with silk ties to your wrists and ankles holding your limps taught. Blind folded, yet very calm, an air of anticipation about you, you are naked and feel so vulnerable. I come into the room making only the slightest noise and sit on the bed beside you. I take out a soft feather duster and lightly play it over your body, starting at your neck and soft shoulders. I then I play it downward across your breasts, lightly brushing and stimulating your nipples back and forth and around until I see your hips begin to ever so slightly rotate. Then I continue to lightly play it to your tummy and really clean your navel with it. Then I stop and start at it again at your feet, just lightly playing it over them. After I see a visible affect on you I play it up the inside of your legs, slowly oh so slowly, nearer and nearer to a beginning to quiver mound. The feathers hit your now moistening cunny and you have never felt a feeling lik

You're The Right Kind Of Wrong
Know all about About your reputation And how it's bound to be a heartbreak situation But I can't help it if I'm helpless Every time that I'm where you are You walk in and my strength walks out the door Say my name and I can't fight it anymore Oh I know, I should go But I need your touch just too damn much Loving you isn't really something I should do Shouldn't wanna spend my time with you That I should try to be strong But baby you're the right kind of wrong Yeah baby you're the right kind of wrong Might be a mistake A mistake I'm making But what you're giving I am happy to be taking Cause no one's ever made me feel The way I feel when I'm in your arms They say you're something I should do without They don't know what goes on When the lights go out There's no way to explain All the pleasure is worth all the pain Loving you isn't really something I should do Shouldn't wanna spend my time with you That I should try to be strong But ba

Texas Hitchhiker
He drove along the dusty Texas highway listening to old country and western tunes when he saw a figure up ahead. As he got closer he could make out the shape of a woman holding out a sign saying "El Paso." She wore a flowered dress and a white blouse. She was a dark lady about twenty five years old. The dust flew around her and the wind tossed her dark tresses about her head. He slowed down as he approached her and rolled down the window. She smiled at him and said, "Can you give me a lift?" He replied, "Why sure, just inside" as he stopped. She opened the passenger door and hoisted herself up into the truck. She sat down beside him and threw her sign into the back. He drove back into the road and proceeded on his way. She parted her legs a little and pulled up her dress, as he glanced over he could see her long luscious thighs of caramel. She noticed him watching her and stroked her thighs. It was hard for him to keep his eyes on the road but he managed. As they drove a littl

Pour Some Sugar On Me
Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, hey! Hey! Love is like a bomb baby c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp like a video vamp Demolition woman can I be your man Razzle 'n' dazzle 'n' flash a little light Television lover baby go all night Sometime anytime sugar me sweet Little miss innocent sugar me yeah yeah C'mon take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour some sugar on me Oh! I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky, sweet From my head to my feet yeah Listen! Red light yellow light green light go! Crazy little woman in a one man show Mirror queen mannequin rhythm of love Sweet dreams saccharine loosen up You gotta please a little, squeeze a little Tease a little more Easy operator come a knockin' on my door Little miss innocent sugar me yeah Give a little more Take a bo

Why I Hate Mondays
Why is ist Monday mornings always start the same, You over sleep, your hair never goes right. You can only find one stocking to go with your susspenders...... And on top of all that the dog has been sick ,ARGH ............So come on over and show me some good Monday loving , xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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She breathes heavily watching him running through the woods, sniffing the air to catch her scent, everytime he gets close to her she moves, playing games with his mind, prowling like the animal that he is, he whimpers to her begs for her to comes out of hiding, She knows he wants her and she wants him, but shes a tease, and he likes this feature of hers , hes throbbing with delight he gets closer and closer to her, she can see he`s only a few yards away but she doesnt move this time, she lets him come to her.................to be continued.

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Im Off For A Week
hey, everyone ah i finished work on friday so its offical the summer is over lol, i was back in college this morning, and im taking a week of already to go to bulgaria never been before so it should be a good laugh. Hope you have great week Gary

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