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Wednesdays
Just got back from teh doctor and it was a wried session lol i found out what makes me get pissed off so much lol. i have Bipolar disorder II, borderline personality disorder, and post trumatic stress disorder from abuse during child hood no wonder people think i am crazy lol just kidding i am in college studying to be a nurse so i am not crazy i am a very good mom and love my kids they mean the most to me. Its hard on them going thur my divorce i try to be upbeat about it but its hard on everyone in this house but dealing with it as best as i can with out going off the deep end lol so hopefully everything will be ok

Tna
So ive been a Wrestling Fan for years. Ever since I was a kid. Yes I know its scripted (not fake, ask Droz if his broken neck is fake!) But I dont care i just love it! Being a fan i must say that TNA has the best wrestling on TV. WWE is stale, They recycle so many old storylines that most of the outcomes are SO predictable. TNA has Great Wrestling, Great storylines, more wrestling on a 1 hr show then WWE has on its 2 hr programs. So if you havent check it out. TNA wrestling is on Spike tv thursday's and replays on saturdays. SS!

Bitch
Being a Bitch means.... I stand up for myself and beliefs I stand up for those I love I speak my mind,think my own thoughts or do things my way I won't allow anyone to step on me I refuse to tolerate injustice It means I have the courage&stength to allow myself to be me So try to stomp on me douse my innerflame Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within You won't succeed A ND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH SO BE IT I embrace the title and I'm proud to be a BITCH

Stoned Again
stoned, bored, and gettin ready to go to work! fun fun...make sure you guys look in my pictures bc i am tryin to make some new folders for them. haha. again, if anyone's got any tips for me LET ME KNOW! :-) later people. *4:20*

Friends Round The Us
Hey everybody! I just created a map of my friends Go add yourself! The picture below shows all the people who already have. Click the "Add Yourself" button to put yourself on there! Buddies Around the World BuddyMapping.com - Create your own map. Click here!

The Last Poems I Have Typed Out
AS I...~~> as i walk through the halls of life I see flashes of you As i stand here by myself Your face comes to me out of the blue As i Stand here and watch you walk away Sometimes i think i hear you say"Hey wait what have i done" "what can i do to change it" then i walk on past you and her then i begin to wonder "am i alone?" " is he realy gone" As i think of you and her i start to cry then i remember i said goodbye CRIES OF THE HEART~~> breaking up is hard to Do Knowing how much i love you Sometimes it has to be done often for more reasons then one If our love was ment to be I'd still be with you and you with me Its a shame it had to happen this way we both knew it would end Someday SOFT AND TENDER~~> the softness and tenderness and the warmth of your hands so soft like laying in the sand I love you more then words can say and i love you more every day LOVE IS A CRIME~~> Cry one tear sigh one sigh Break one heart forever stay apart Live one life Die one death Lovers once

4 More......
QUESTIONABLE LOVE~~> I said i love you and u loved me too we vowed togetherness for all the years through But the end came and it came too soon we decidec to be friends but that ended too cant you see, I love you But do you love me too I'd love to have you hold me tight I know you'll love me every night But nowi cry and cant hold it back I love you --cant you see that I know how you feel i really do i wish we could be together forever?? BEYOND THE SEA~~> I've got 29 min to decide weather to run or to hide My heart cries for love My mind cries for you and I.......just cry I've made many bad choices in life but I've gone on Now i sit here and you come to site I'll meet you someplace where we can be free that place is .... Beyond the sea HOW MUCH LONGER CAN I LIVE~~> My mind is wondering what do I write My eyes see a terriable sight My heart Cries for the love you can give and i wonder how much longer can i live? todays the day of love and Joy Yesterday was a day of pain in our li

Just Saying Hello To Every1
HELLO EVERYBODY, HOW ARE WE ALL DOING? FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERY1 WHO ADDED ME,RATED ME, LEFT COMMENTS , ECT. I LOVE THE SITE ALREADY. EVERY1 IVE COME ACROSS SO FAR HAS BEEN NICE. YOU ALL ARE GREAT PEOPLE AND THANX AGAIN. FEEL FREE TO ASK ME QUESTIONS, OR IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME FEEL FREE TO JUST LET ME KNOW. IM NOT SHY SO ASK ANYTHING.HUGS AND KISSES STEPHANIE AKA STEFFIE

To Thegirl Who Lost Her Baby I Think Her Name Is Michelle
My name is Katrina and im here to tell you that you are not alone.This is my story:It was two days after labor day i found out i was two months pregnant.I was happy but scared cause the daddy didnt really want children and i was only seventeen.I had infections alot(bladder) and i had morning sickness like it wasnt nothing.Well time went on and he got bigger and was moving and everything that a growing baby does. December the twenty-six i started feeling sick to my stomach but i just thought it was morning sickness.The next day i started hurting really bad but i just figured it was infection cause everyone always told me i would know what contractions were.That tuesday i had a pain here and there and i slept all day.The next day i went to the doctor cause i too started bleeding and they did a pelvic exam and said there was a bulging bag of water and sent me to the hospital.They put the heart monitor belts around me and oh boy Joshua Jayden didnt like that he kicked and flopped around.I

2day. 20/9/2006
well, tom ashley, & dave came round 2day. They had some fat bud, every one of them have red eye. they keep, fuckin with the stereo. now they are going on about mr Blobby, are they on 'b'? & Tom keep's looking at the cover of a porno case. I said to him. "The picture aint goona change." he laffed & replyed to me(Robert), "She would get a dick." I replyed to, Tom. "It's ffunny you should say that, she get's quite A few." they all started to laff, they do my head in, sometimes. How stoned, Did they look.

Ya Know What's Sad.....
Ya know what's sad women who mess around with married men now don't get me wrong men sometimes start it but u would think women would be smarter and step back and say i can do better who am i to finish breaking up a broken family if u ask me they are desparate for affection and will do anything to get it but ya know 9 out of 10 men end up going back to their wifes anyhow and where does that leave u sitting there lookin like an ass...also another thing that pisses me of is when after the break up is done the other women always has to look at his profile and his wifes to see what is up like.... do they comment and, has she written a blog, or are they fighting here is a clue...u know who u are when u read this....get a life and move on it is over go find something new and better and leave me alone!!!I am sorri he hurt u but u knew going into it that he was married and had kids so yea that is all i gotta say(no peggy this isn't about u...trust me)anyways i have ranted enuff...bye

My Fucken Hero
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula92%Armand67%Marius67%Angel67%Akasha58%Blade42%Deacon Frost42%Spike25%Louis17%Lestat8%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

"annie"
If I haven't been around much, there's a reason for that. I am currently working the show "Annie" at the LaSalle Bank Theatre in Chicago. I am working 16 shows in 2 weeks and am making close to three grand in that time. After this show, I may roll right in to another show where I'll make another couple of thousand dollars. I hope to be working The Rolling Stones at Soldier Field in October. I will be stopping to to see if anyone has sent me any comments, messages, rated my pics or anything else. So far, I don't see much activity coming my way.

My Person Al Struggle
Soo..hummm...where do i start IM a BIG guy ..always have been..untill the one day someoen broke my heart. I MENA RIPPED IT OUT TROE IT TO PIECES AND SPIT ON IT AND BURNED ALL AT ONCE. ( BTEW SHE DATE MY CUZIN NOW..LOL). I needed to do something i wanted to get back at her, so i hit the gym. I put all my anger and furstration into working out. almost 2 yrs later...I've lost over 75lbs and i feel like I'm in decent shape...I still a big guy but a lil smaller...big guys just have more to give and for for others to love. Its my personal struggle. I workout hard... i try to go atleast 6x a week. my motto is: TRUE VISTORY IS VICTORY OVER ONESELF. I got a tattoo on my chest for my 30th bday so that i would never forget( hurt like hell)...each day is a battle an i fight it one day at a time. somedays i win somedays i don't, but i keepo going. Part of me wanted to make my Ex jealous...NOW i just do it for me...for my life

Supernatural Beasties
You scored as Werewolf. You are a werewolf. You hunt and live by the phases of the moon. Or maybe it's just PMS.Werewolf80%Vampire75%Alien60%Banshee40%Zombie20%Which Supernatural Beastie Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Goddam Right I Am The Queen Bow Down To Me Muahah
You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy or at the least a taste!Akasha92%Angel83%Lestat75%Dracula58%Blade58%Deacon Frost58%Spike50%Armand50%Marius42%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Interactive Blog
Oy, keep saying I'm going to leave (and now I am going to) for work, but I look forward to seeing any responses I might get (over the next few days?)The list in the first post in this musicstuffs blog (which I may add to but doubt I'll delete from- Zelenka needs to be there, I don't remember adding him) has some composers not perhaps familiar to you the reader. Please choose a few- not an unreasonable number, maybe no more than five?, I'll respond as I can over time - I'll see what I can do about giving my own take on their music, what works I like best, what their music is like, who they sound like... (I assume you can refer to Wikipedia or similar sites for biography in most cases though not, it's true, all of them. If not, I'll give a bit of bio, too, and context.) If the project is of any interest, feel free to respond in message or comment with the one to five names and any "parameters" (bio or no bio, etc.)

More Pics
Well, I added more pics to my profile..the front page of it. I think that'll make it harder to open.. I dunno. May take longer. But it was fun! Got some animations in there.. little dancing funnies that make me smile. Hope they give someone else a smile too. Tonight is DART NIGHT! woooooooot woooot! lmao I hope we win big tonight.. we're in 3rd place right now, so a big win would definitely help. Hey..I wonder if the owners of LC, now that we have blogging, will allow different fonts/colors/and whatnot to the blogs? Maybe someday? That'd be cool, huh? :) Well, I'm outtie... Have a great day everyone!! MUAHHHH!! and thanks for reading my oh so exciting bloggages!! :D :D

And I Told The Truth For Every Question
You scored as Shadow walking. You have the ability to walk in shadows. A rare power not posessed by all vampires. Follow me, and experience all the powers the vampire enjoys. Come play with me!Shadow walking94%Shape shift56%Telepathy50%Perception38%Mind Control25%Charisma19%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Quiz- Vampire Personality
You scored as Deacon Frost. Yeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampiresDeacon Frost92%Akasha83%Dracula83%Marius83%Armand75%Spike50%Blade50%Lestat42%Angel33%Louis0%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Wow Haha Beware
You scored as Mind Control. You have the power of Mind control!! Only a powerful mind can utilize such skills. Lets see what else you can master! Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Mind Control100%Perception94%Telepathy94%Charisma75%Shape shift63%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Hmmmm
I really am enjoying this site, but if any of you happen to read this, just know that i've lost my mind, or so i've been told and I'm just kicking back just typing away because i don't have much else to do at this very moment..i do have a few questions. Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why do we ask rhetorical questions? Why is there a drive through liquor store if you can't drink and drive?? Well that's all i have for now..

Arguments
Arguments I’m not sure if you can recall; Just exactly how we used to brawl; But I know that I do; I remember all we used to put each other through; This though I did just realize; In a sense it was the fighting that we idealized; When we’d start screaming; Inside I know that I was steaming; It would turn me on so much; You’d smack me, but that would just make me wanna touch; How adorable your face; Red with anger but still had such grace; The tone of your voice, the way you would growl; All that just made me want to howl; You’d put me in such a rage; But really I just wanted to engage; It was just so amazing; The anger made you so blazing; You’d look so hot; As my throat would turn into a knot; And when stopped; It was like everything was dropped; That first kiss after the war; We wouldn’t even make the bed just hit the floor; The passion from the fight; Just made us ignite; How we’d kiss and grab; Your nails in my back, like a stab; When it was all don

Fuck Buddies..lol
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends And FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you Can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine And dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel sluttish! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' Right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for Them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a Little loved! Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOUR ASS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! ............................. F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me We�ll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back To me. To kno

Quiz- Vampire Strength
You scored as Shadow walking. You have the ability to walk in shadows. A rare power not posessed by all vampires. Follow me, and experience all the powers the vampire enjoys. Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Telepathy94%Perception88%Shape shift75%Mind Control69%Charisma63%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Ugly Men Who Have To Know The Are Ugly
Why is it that men who know they are not attractive, still continue to dress bad. I go to school with a guy who was not blessed but he continues to wear really small tight shorts and sweaters. He has to know how goofy he looks and that people are laughing at him. But I still don't understand why he wants to look goofier than he already does.

I Wonder If She Knows?”
“I wonder if she knows?” the man sitting so still on the bench, his eyes firmly fixed upon the sight of the blonde laying on the grass, her knees drawn up to her chin as she read into the thick looking book. He wondered if she knew that she was revealing her white panties, if she knew that the panties on show fitting tightly, snugly, showing off her lips? Carol, at the age of 38 sat there on the grass, her knees drawn up. Over the top of the book, she could see the man on the bench, no further than 12 feet away, separated only by the concreted path, splitting the pieces of park grass. She could see his eyes were fixed upon the show she was allowing him to see. She looked, through the dark sunglasses, looked at the reaction she caused. Teasingly, she moved, turning over. Her legs opened further as she turned onto her stomach. “Jeez” he whispered as he saw her moving, as he saw her legs part open even further, as he saw the white panties dig deeper into her pussy lips. He fel

Hmmm....
So, I wonder, where are all the gay people on this site? Unlike myspace there is not a place to put your sexual preferance, so how do you know if someone is gay or not? Just my question/thought for the day!

Wolf Colors
You scored as Silver. You are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves!Silver100%Black98%Brown88%Red76%Gold71%White64%Grey57%What Color Werewolf Are You??created with QuizFarm.com

This Is True
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

New To This Shit
I figured I'd write a little something saying what's up to all of you on here. So far this site seems pretty goddamn awesome! I'm having fun with it, there's tons of shit to do! As far as I'm concerned, myspace can fuck off! Aside from minor technical problems this site seems to have, the people are kick ass and the layout is fresh. So yeah, I guess that's really all there is for me to babble on about.

I Thought Id Share This With The Libras, Aries, And Leos
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

New Baby
iam sooooo excited!!!!! my daughter called me yesterday and told me that my oldest little brother and his wife had their first baby.....iam an auntie again YaY!!!!! my nephew weighed in at 7lbs 9oz 21inches long and was born in Naples Fla yesterday at 2:25 in the afternoon.....my brother says he looks like him so i know hes gonna be a good looking boy bein his parents are 2 good looking people.....my sis in law had a good labor and she and my nephew are doin fine he was named Lucas Alexander Mayotte.....I cant wait to see what he looks like iam soooo excited

Wrestling
You scored as The Undertaker. You are the Lord of Darkness. NOTHING CAN STOP YOU! Why? Because not only are you menacing physically but mentally as well! That's hard to do! Also, the overwhelming respect you get by everyone else adds to your invulnerability! You're engulfed by Darkness no question about it. And if you want, you'll bring unlucky souls WITH YOU! When the inevitable comes, you WILL NOT REST IN PEACE!The Undertaker94%Mick Foley81%Matt Hardy81%Christian75%Spike Dudley75%John Cena75%Triple H69%Eugene63%JBL56%Chris Jericho56%Stone Cold

This Is Actually True I Will Admit That Even Though I Was Raised In The Ghetto Lol
13% Ghetto ...Not Ghetto. You are not ghetto. You enjoy sex, but you wouldn’t risk your life or reputation as a seductive lover to get some. 'How sexually ghetto are you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Haha Yea Right Lol But It Is Kinda True
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Verrrrry Interrrresssssssting
You scored as Shadow walking. You have the ability to walk in shadows. A rare power not posessed by all vampires. Follow me, and experience all the powers the vampire enjoys. Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Shape shift94%Perception75%Mind Control75%Telepathy69%Charisma63%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Being Popular
Good Morning to my faithful blog readers ... "The MANY faithful" *cue the Peter Gabriel indy hit song "She's so popular" for added effect* Yesterday - to quote a famous Cajun Chef, "I kicked it up a little -BAM!" (eh, seriously ... I must of hit some freak frenzy when I posted my LC bulletin about my blog on here and three other sites) I was curious this morning how many hits I got for this out of the usual stunt may have got me ... wow! I noticed that "BLOGS" is now listed under the "TOP" this and that (blogs-cherries-photos-scores-bulletins are all listed in order) on the right top of my homepage. Checking it I found I'm the 16th most popular blog-poster (as of last night) I'm surprised, I didn't even know that I knew enough people on here to register so high on the popular chain. I've had my brushes of popularly here at "Lost Cherry" and a few other sites, (being 'Number One' on "OkCupid") Which had started out as a "Dating Site" (much like "Lost Cherry" starte

Waiting In The Shadows
as i awaken from my long sleep i have a hunger for blood and i sense u are near.i wait in the shadows for u to come closer to me.i watch u so closely and see a longing look to belong to me.i gently whisper your name to come to me.you walk to me and i see your body so handsome and makes me hunger for you.you take me in your arms and give me a gentle kiss invitin me to give u pleasures beyond your mortal life.and within one swift sec i feed from your body and take you body and soul and make you my life partner to walk earth with me for all eternety

Knocking On The Door
Carrie hesitated before knocking on the door. She had agreed to meet him here, in this hotel room, to go out to dinner and return for play, but now all her doubts and second thoughts rose to the surface of her mind, and she felt as if she couldn't breathe. But if she turned back now she would never know what she had missed, and the need pulled at her with a strength she could not deny. Her hand reached out, almost of its own accord, and she rapped timidly against the panel. They had reached each other through her personal ad on the net, and corresponded through e-mail for quite a while. She was a novice, with dark fantasies she'd never thought would come true, and never dared to tell another soul. He was an experienced initiate, who had patiently educated her in the ways of dominance and submission. After many messages back and forth, in which he had directed her education and commanded her to do a number of things, including several self-bondage adv

My First List No Particular Order.
~*~*~*WinkAtYou*~*~*~@ LostCherry ~ Tanni ~@ LostCherry sexypirate13@ LostCherry HotMomma2000@ LostCherry RavishingRaven@ LostCherry his_lil_secret_desire@ LostCherry **SisterMercy**@ LostCherry Bella@ LostCherry *Virgo_Italiano*@ LostCherry ***Kelly***BBL@ LostCherry Caitlin@ LostCherry

Angels Among Us...alabama
I was walking home from school on a cold winter's day Took a shortcut through the woods and I lost my way It was getting late and I was scared and alone Then a kind old man took my hand and led me home Mama couldn't see him, but he was standing there But I knew in my heart, he was the answer to my prayers Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darkest hours To show us how to live To teach us how to give To guide us with a light of love When life dealt troubled times and had me down on my knees There's always been someone there to come along and comfort me A kind word from a stranger to lend a helping hand A phone call from a friend just to say I understand Ain't it kind of funny at the dark end of the road Someone lights the way with just a single ray of hope Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darke

Old Angst
Alone I sit... contemplating reality killing off adversity loving you and hating me. Murderous visions invade the temples of my mind. Killing is bliss, dying divine... Such was the angst of my teen years. And now, with a family, and a house, and bills, and responsibilities, I find that the old angst has been replaced by a new one. Satisfied and restless, sad and sublime. The hardest part is that even with the angst, which used to fuel my writing, I have nothing to say. Not on paper. Talk to me on the phone and I will fill your day with endless minutes of diatribe on something or other. But ask me to put it on paper? You ask too much! And I feel as though I've let myself down. If there was one thing I could do, it was write. Now anything I pen is just short of mediocre...I'm a modestly good parent, I am a horrible housekeeper and an OK cook. So where does that leave me? Replacing my old angst with a new one...getting old. Love you guys!

Snow Above, Fire Below
Snow Above Fire below Age is but a number Vitality and sexual prowess Still reigns supreme In the heart of a true lover Tough bitch exterior yet her pressence intriguing Wile others sought for her an exorvist I secretly desired her Big, Bold, Beautiful Eyes of magnetic charm Oh the day of fate I would never be the same She demanded I stay after work The others offerring prayers of survival As the finally staffer left She commanded me to her office Oh What now i thought Seemingly ready to do battle What greeted me as i entered her office Showed the facade for what it was Great Sexual WIldcat Seated in Regal sexual splendor In b;ack lace corset Her Sex exposed, moistened wiht nectar Total shock, disbelief she snapped me fro the trance taking my hands, she pressed me forward To taste of her Sex grabbing my head Lioness roars wiht greta prowess Pumping mym devoted tongue full of her raw, wetness Motioned to her office sofa I sit

Sexy Discipline
Sexy Discipline Strange feelings stir inside as Lover's Rose petal touch soothes my soul stirring the pot of raging animal lust and desire Slow strip tease Come close but no touch The raging beast wihtin screams to be pleased Sudden explosion of wonton lust exposes my Power With lihgtening prowess I pin her to the wall Ravaging her heavenly frame with divine kisses Tongue exploration all over "You are my Toy tonight" I growl with animalistic intensity Tossing Lover to the bed Pinning her down, totally at my mercy Fur-lined handcuffs cat of of nine my tools of raw pleasure Her sex already moistened With sweet love nectar Slyly fingers explore her folds As cat of nine does its magic Lihgt spankign of her breasts Nipples to achign hardness I, the dark Lord suddenly mounting her breasts laying my manliness between Pumping wiht savage aggression Lightly grazing her sex with the cat of nines tails riding her breasts deliciously As the w

A Solider's Lady
Everytime I think of you, you are always on my mind. Even though, you are miles away I still wonder when can I see you for the first time in the three years since I've known you. I know that it's gonna be a long road ahead, but that won't keep me from loving you so. Just why is it so hard to stop these tears from falling from my face? Is it because I miss you so much? Yes, all those times that we talked on the phone, I keep on getting closer to you. Please come back soon, I miss you so much. I love you baby. (This blog is dedicated to Jonathan Peterson of the U.S Navy)

Devils Game
this boredom is killing me somehow, someway take it all away end it now, make it quick too much to take, just makes me sick too much of a price to pay why does it keep going, neverending, always on the run take if from me and give me the damn gun maybe this will work couldnt hurt to play this game nothing to live for even when i'm gone things will be the same boredom is the devils name such a headache and it wont go away kill me now, pull the trigger and stop this game guns dont kill people, people do? the hell they dont, i'll prove it to you open your mouth, close your eyes and i'll show you a big surprise dont be a baby and dont you cry it'll be quick all cut and dry not across the road but down the street you'll find happiness that tastes so sweet 1 pull, 2 pull, 3 pull, floor as i lay dying... this feeling i adore if i said i had regret it, i'd be lying..

Cum Story
I awake in the morning from a sound sleep and open my eyes and see you, Justine, sleeping by me. So peaceful and so beautiful. Your strawberry blond hair framing your face. Your eyes closed…though I wish I could see your lovely blue eyes. I watch you sleep. Your breath raising and lowering your chest as you sleep on your side. Suddenly your eyes open. Oh, those eyes. You yawn and stretch…your modest breasts peaking out from the sheets. You smile at me. And move down on me. You kiss my chin and down my neck, down between my nipples, to the sides licking and sucking at each of my nipples then kissing down my stomach and you lick in my naval, circling there again and again looking in my eyes. You move down lower, and lower till my cock is at your mouth. You take the tip in your face and suck it in your mouth, your lips pressing me just under my glans, your tongue swirling the tip, the cock slit. Your hand reaches down and jerks my shaft, up and down. You suddenly swallow me

The Love Of My Life!
The love of my lifes name is Christopher Evans. He is the most amazing person I have ever met. Even though we are no longer together I will always love him. He is my true love, my soul mate, no one will ever compare. We met when I was almost 18 but it was love at first sight, I had never seen anyone as gorgeous as him. He was in my Study Hall and he knew I liked him so of course he used that to his advantage. Everyday he would ask me for money and of course I would give it to him. Who wouldn't if you look at my pictures you will see how sexy he is. Eventually we ended up getting together but it wasn't serious he was a playa and he played me too. I wasn't anything special. I ended up doing stupid shit like cutting myself. I was overwhelmed with this love. On December 12th 2004, we ended up getting together seriously. I ended up moving out of my house for him... I still didn't believe he was being faithful so I ended up losing my job, and dropping out of school so I could "babysit" him.

Ahhhh
well things seem to be goin ok but im still not happy like normal i got the best gf a guy could ask for and yet my life aint perfect im stuck in the bullshit boring town for awhile but i need to be with my gf so bein stuck here and her 350miles away kills me but as soon as i get into school in austin everything will be perfect

A Knock On The Door
A knock on the door, a muffled knock, uncertain and feminine. I look up from my dormitory desk and see you standing in the open doorway, My jaw drops and when I see your hair. "What happened" my eyes widen at the sight of your bobbed hair, softly caressing the sides your warm looking cheeks. "I had it all cut of.,’ you smile, "May I come in." "Sure," I smile. And you kick off the door stop and close the door behind you. As I glance at my work a second, I hear the click of the door lock. You walk over to where I am sitting on my chair. You sit on your legs and place you head on my knee. I now recognized how strained that smile was, as you begin to sob on me. I reach over and turn off the bright desk light and gently touch my hand to your newly cut hair. "It is over, now. It finished this morning," you cry. I run my hand up and down your upper back and pet your soft hair again. "Shhh," I whisper. "I’m here. I’ll not let our friendship go away." Suddenly, you ri

Looking For A Friend...
well it been one hell of a month for us, my husband dad died and then my husband get hit by a car,end up braking his leg in two different places,now he has a metal rod and 4 screws in his leg,and a cast and out of work,a least 4 to 6 months,talk about stress,,,,need a friend and help,,,,

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Another Poem...
In the Darkness Before the darkness, there was light— The inherent innocence of a child: untouched, unharmed, unashamed. The light of innocence shined brightly in the eyes of a child. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, that light, that innocence was stolen. He came in the night— his eyes foggy…his breath heavy and smelling of the habit that impaired his judgment. Did he know what he was doing? Did he care? He was the thief of innocence, of purity, of happiness… He was stealing more than he ever thought— He was stealing life. The scars he left behind; although invisible to the eye, were permanent all the same. They were the scars of the heart, the soul, the mind… Trust was instantly eliminated. Fear and guilt set in. These feelings would stay with the child for the rest of her days. Even as she grew old, she would remain that child— Trapped in the memory of the nights when she would pretend nothing was wrong— even when she knew everything was… The darkness see

This Is To Everyone
Hello out there! This is my first time being on here! I am trying to make ne friends around the world and even all kinds of wrestlers and all kinds of singers and i am on here to make new friends! I love animals alot i love cats and dogs! So this is my first time being on this site!

Endure
Questions drip from my umbrella Shadows hang over me Stand here. waiting I know the sky will break And bleed its light And kiss my face with mercy I'll endure the rain I will wait an hour more Not sure if I'll see anything Can I wait here anymore I'll endure the rain I will wait an hour more Not sure if I'll see anything Can I wait here any longer Teardrops vanish in a moment Rainbows hang over me Darkness fading I know the sky will break And bleed its light And kiss my face with mercy Can I wait here any longer Wait here any longer

You Remind Me......
You remind me of a flower, Pretty, inside and outside. A reason why people smile everyday, A gift to all. You remind me of chocolate, Luscious and sweet. Someone people can turn to in crisis, Loved by all. You remind me of a teddy, Cute and huggable. Someone people feel comfortable with, Special to all. You remind me of a balloon, Happy and bouncy. Someone people can have fun with, Enjoyed by all. You remind me of a lot of things, But nothing can compare to the real person, A friend I can look up to, Cherished by me.

The Gift Of Knowing You
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.

So You Can You Tell Me Why I Torture Myself??
I have this increably nasty habit, of getting myself hurt, weither it be from being clumsy, or from falling for the wrong guys. See i was raised very old fashion, from a very backwards community, where when you went out on a date with someone they where then forever known as your boyfriend, or if someone asked you out it was no different, you where with that person exclusivly. oh we had friends that we hung out with, but it was an unwriten unstated fact, that the man holding your hand was the one you where with. He didnt use you for sex, he didnt use you as a pawn in his little head game. It just seems like so much has changed. See i never dated around, it was exclusive relationships, my whole life, they may not have last long, but everyone knew we where together, but now that im 26 i have a few kids, and im starting over, trying to find someone to commit to, things have changed to much, to the point that i have an incredable fear of dating and men. Sure i know how to flirt, i know how

A Friend Who's Always There
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there

Some Where
~ Somewhere there's a man who gave up his life and happiness~ to defend our land. ~ somewhere there's a mom who's sick and cry's because her child left for war and that's where he died. ~ Somewhere there's a wife who's lonely and sad ~ every day she misses him and the life they had. ~ Somewhere there's a child who doesn't understand ~ who has to grow up alone and learn to be a man. ~ Somwhere there's a husband at home who's wife is out in battle and he's all alone. ~ Somewhere there's a father who waits~ for the day his child comes home~ and walks through the gates. ~ Somewhere there's a daughter who plans~ to jump in mommy's arms ~ when her plane finally lands. ~ Somewhere there's a sister who packs boxes filled with stuff ~ so her sibling has things to make it not so tough. ~ Somewhere there's a brother who want's this to end~ so he can have back his brother, his friend. ~ Somewhere there's a church filled with prayers to up above for all of our missed soilders to p

A Friend's Greeting
A Friend's Greeting I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have be

Friendships Sre Like.....................
Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know it'll always be back.

Some Poetry....
The Battlefield Life is a battle. I’m tired of fighting. Every day, I wake up and face another attack. I look in the mirror and see a broken soldier— longing for a break in combat. A soul can only withstand so much before giving in and giving up. When will the battle end? When will there be peace in my heart? When will I no longer have to hide in the trenches, avoiding the shells and grenades of sadness? My armor is pierced— My helmet lost. There is nothing left between me and serenity but time… How long?? Only time will tell.

You Are My Friend
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. - Brittani Kokko -

Friendship Poem
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. - Written and owned by Angela Lee Hillsley -

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

Your Friendship...................
Your friendship is the sky above my home, The crystal air I breathe, through which I see. I can't believe how much you mean to me. Without you with me, time would turn to stone. I don't know why I need you so, or how I know so absolutely I'll be there In times your wounded heart can hardly bear. I only know this truth is with me now. Why is it in our lives that we need friends To be awake and fully what we are? Alone we dream but never cross the bar; With you I share a grace that never ends

You Have A Smile That Lights Up The World
You have a smile that lights the world, Shining from within, Breaking out between the clouds That form the skin of self. Lucky we, to live nearby That unpretentious sun, To share its fire, to feel its love, To know its warmth so well. Just as the sun's sweet liquid joy Is captured in the wine, So with us your happiness Is captured in our lives.

Drunk Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

To Lose Someone Who's Loved You All Your Life
To lose someone who's loved you all your life, Having held you long against the darkness, And felt the press of friends upon your sadness, Need cutting through your torment like a knife . . . Kindness is a sign of inner plenty: Yours does much to mitigate my pain. Of grief comes neither clarity nor gain Unless friends fill its passion with their beauty.

Animal I Have Become
I am one to take lyrics from a song and relate them to my life - here is the latest I feel that related well to things I have been battling again. I'm just waiting for someone to help me through this hell... Animal I Have Become I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the

Thank You For Your Friendship
Thank you for your friendship and your love. However life may turn, this gift will be A mountain that has made my river bend, Nor will it flow the same way to the sea. Knowing you is something I'm made of. Years will not this part of me remove. One lives for just a brief eternity, Understanding truths that never end.

Showing Love
It might just be me, but things don't seem right anymore. I see so many Cherries, Good People, that go outta there way to show lots of love for everyone who gets whored out. Yet those peole are at the same levels they were a month ago. The love is never returned. I see Cherries getting lots of attention, but never show their appreciation. Alot of Cherries leveling up every other day while the people who help them level hardly go anywhere or even get a thanks. I guess its just me...the way I'm seeing things. For those of you who have shown the love and haven't gotten any in return let me know. I will do all I can to show you appreciation and help ya'll level even if I have to spend all day comment bombing like I use to. ~Clandestine

Thank You For You. For Who You Are
Thank you for you: for who you are, However far away; And for the words you send to me, Near mad for what you say. Knowing simply that you're there, Yet thinking much of me, Opens up my happiness, Undone for all to see.

Happy Mchump Day
Hump Day. Am I the only adult human being who has yet to get randomly humped on this day? And I'm not talking about the nice comments I've been left. I'm talking full-on, wild monkey lovin'. Do you ever type something and then think, "What the hell was that all about?"

When You Say Nothing At All
It's amazing how you, can speak right to my heart. Without sayin' a word, you can light up the dark. Try as I may I could never explain, What I hear when you don't, say a thing. The smile on your face, lets me know that you need me. There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me. The touch of your hand, says you'll catch me, if ever I fall. You say it best, when you say nothin' at all. All day long I can hear, people talking out loud. But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd. Ol' Mr. Webster could never define, What's being said, between your heart and mine. The smile on your face, lets me know that you need me. There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me. The touch of your hand, says you'll catch me, if ever I fall. You say it best, when you say nothing at all. Instrumental Break The smile on your face, lets me know that you need me. There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me, The touch of your hand, say

Native American Day---sept 22nd
September 22nd is Native American Day Before America was America, this land was comprised of various tribes and tongues that were (are still are) as diverse as our modern-day melting pot. September 22nd is recognized as Native American Day this year, and though Native Americans take pride in their heritage on any occasion, this day gives reason for celebration and education. Whether you're an American Indian or not, take some time to learn more of our history pre-Columbus and take part in Native American culture. Quanah Parker Photo.. Thanks to Great Spirit for the use of some of his photos on my blog...He has more Native American Culture posted on his Site below: !¡!_GreaTSpiriT_!¡!@ LostCherry Please go by his Site and check out his Photos.. Please be Respectful. and do not Rip without asking first. Thank-you..ENJOY OUR HERITAGE.. Here's a Great WEBSITE For Learning: Check it out and ENJOY!! Heya .. http://www.snowwowl.com/n

Soooo Sad (doctors Clda Done Way More)
You gave me life, put your love in my heart,Now God's cut it to short, and it's time for us to part.With my memories few, each one I bless,I'll keep you in my dreams, where you can let your love rest.Each day I'll confide to you, how I feel inside,I'll try to make you proud, while I try not to cry.With my head to my knees, and flowers to my chest,I lay them down slowly, on the grave in which you rest.Michelle was pregnant with a baby boy and went into preterm labor. She was only 21 weeks 4 days along so the doctors didn't do anything to help her baby live. He died after only precious 41 minutes. She set up a memorial fund to help pay for the tombstone that her family can't afford to buy. If you can, please help this girl. She has gone through enough pain, help her get a tombstone so she can feel like her baby is resting in peace. Anything will help, even if it's only a dollar. Here is Brenden's story:"July 7th I slept all day and woke up at 9 and went to the bathroom. I started to blee

Ummmmmm!!! Ok well I just need to blog to clear my mind. I have come across the fact that there is not a man in this world that knows what the truth is!! Oh wait there are a couple one of them was one he is now burried and there is one more and he lives in South Carolina!!! I have come to the conclusion that the statement the nice guys always finish last well I guess that is true when it comes to women also, nice ones always finish last!!! If you are man that is reading this and are offended I am sorry but i speak my mind and if you don't like well Go to Hell!!! I was married for almost three years and he lied the entire time that we were married well that just goes to show how hard it is to trust a man!! I am not saying that all women are innocet cause there are the ones out there that make the good ones look bad and ruin it for us!!! Guess there is nothing that I can do about that but the same thing that I have always done and pay for them and finish last cause I am a good one as f

Convict
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathro

First Blog
well first blog lets see what to put well have you ever felt like you are trapped in a big hole and cant seem to clim out to reach the day light... thats kinda how i feel today i just have this feeling like no matter how hard you try to make things work out they dont ... maybe tomorow will be diffrent maybe it wont but the only thing i can do is waite and see... im just kinda rambling right now ,, stuck in a time that just ant right something needs to change something needs to happen but what not sure it will come to me soon i hope .. thinking of putting some of my writings on here might maybe that will help me vent... i guess everyone feels like that sometime...

My First Blog.. On Here
I'm diggin this site. Other sites are very static and are one dimensional but this one's actually fun. I'm sure the lovely ladies are enjoying the attention us men pour on to them and I can't complain either! Isnt' it nice to find some place where we can all "Share the love" ... lol. Ok that's about the corniest thing I'll ever say promise.

I get so tired of idiots asking me to get on webcam on Yahoo or MSN. I know who my true friends are because we talk and make each other laugh and have good conversations. True friends don't think of me as a piece of meat. So, if you just want a piece of meat, go look somewhere else. I treasure true friends that don't think of me that way. If you are a true friend, you will not ask me to get on webcam so you can jack off or whatever. Thank you...

This Is To Fat People.
no offense but being extremely overweight is NOT SEXY!!! No matter how self confident you are of yourself NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED!! please start dressing appropriately and THEN I might take you seriously. /rant.

hi my name is terry from houston most of my friends call me elf. iplay in a band called dark mourning. i love play in a band and the rush of playing live.all so like to surf,and ride my harley, and hang with my friends.

Just Feel Like Rambling....
i was in the shower last night and i could not resist pulling my hair down to see where it would go to and it reaches, wet and straight, the middle of my ass. Now, that's the center only as my hair is tapered down to a point but still... i like that it is this long. It braids nicely and fits well into certain scenes. I started thinking recently about missed oppurtunities. Have you seen the movie Invincible? well, I was supposed to be in that. Only as an extra but I was called to film in two possible scenes.. a bar scene and a football stadium shot. My thought on this... the football stadium I might never have been seen... but the Bar? you could not Not see me in a bar... not thinking anyone would look at me in the bar and say "WHOA! Look at that huge red-haired bastard in the back corner!" and script me in a movie or as another extra or something... but you never know... you never know.. i could end up that typical quintessential bad ass or the great big scary teddy bear of a man

Of all the friends I've ever met, > You're the one I won't forget. > And if I die Before you do > I'll go to heaven > And wait for you > I'll give the angels > Back their wings > And risk the loss > Of everything > Just to prove > My friendship is true > I'm thankful to have > Friends like you! ** > >OK!Comment me and tell me what you would do? > > ** > ID NEVER GET KISSED AGAIN > GET A PECK ON THE FOREHEAD > GET A PECK ON THE CHEEK > GET A PECK ON THE LIPS > GET A KISS > GET A HUG > GET A REALLY BIG HUG > GET A KISS AND A BIG HUG > GET KISSED& HUGGED > GET ALL THE ABOVE AND WHATEVER YOU WANT!! ** I LOVE YOU ALL!

Refined Love .. Pt. 4
Alexis' low moans began reverberating throughout my abdomen and thighs. God, even her moans sent convulsions all through my vanquished essence. My misty eyes opened to see the bright moonlight from outside illuminate our perspiring bodies in a pale blue tint. Our bodies glimmered in the moonlight, a sight that seemed to be Heavenly. Just looking at my stomach still swell and shrink, along with those beautifully carved arms and shoulders of my lover made my heart skip. Her hands now took hold of my legs, spreading me apart even more so that she could discover even more of my feminine treasures. She curled me like scissors, then placed my legs together as my lower back came off the bed. Now my backside was free for her picking... and her intensity flourished as her mouth left my pussy, only to tongue bathe my thighs and ass. I could only cry her name out repeatedly... I could sense our lovemaking was shifting to a more assertive phase, which was fine by me. I was held upon the brink o

Refined Love.. Pt 3
"Oh sweetie, let me look at how beautiful you are." She said, holding my hands as I stepped back. Alexis was dressed in a stunning knee length, strapless blue dress. She looked incredible... those staunch arms and incredible shoulders shined in the Nevada sun. Her lengthy blonde hair fell free about her luscious, thick beige neck. I could tell she too loved being a woman, but in a slightly more unique method, which was why I was falling in love with her. "I wasn't sure what you liked." I said, somewhat timid of my outfit. "Oh, honey... you could be dressed in a towel, and I'd fall for you." She replied with a shrewd smile. She then leaned forward as I knew by the thoughtful look on her face, she wanted to kiss me. And we did... my apparent longing flourished as I felt those beloved lips taste mine once more. We shared a needy moan as our kiss ripened and her assertive arms swallowed me whole. I twirled my head about for a deeper tonguing of her mouth as I tasted her hot,

Refined Love .. Pt.2
"You were fantastic on stage, Alexis." I managed to reply in my intoxicated frame of mind. My eyebrow highlighted the word "fantastic" as I used every muscle on my face to cast an eternal spell of lesbian finesse. She held onto my hand... and I didn't let go. "I always like hearing that kind of feedback." She replied, still gazing directly into my soul. All the surrounding commotion and madness of the show seemed to vanish. All the loud voices and chatter were non-existent. This feminine seductress in all her grandeur spellbound me. Reluctantly, we parted our hands and quickly set out to begin a "get to know you" conversation. My hapless friend Darryl quickly realized his place was somewhere else as he politely exited, but not before giving me a quick wink and thumbs up before leaving. I had to chuckle, but I think Alexis noticed. We both shared a laugh... and I comprehended just how lovely of a woman she truly was. A few minutes later... "So what brings you here?" Alex

Refined Love .. Pt. 1
For as long as I can remember, my life and my cravings have always favored women. From my first serious relationship when I was in college, to even when I was a young girl, my mind was captivated by the appeal a woman had. I can even recall spending several nights in my room when I was younger, staring at women's fashion magazines and the enchanting allure of the models that graced each and every page. Throughout my teens and high school years, I made as many friends with the more popular circles of girls. Not that I was a self-absorbed girl, but typically, the more pretty girls ran in the same circles, so I did all I could to be a part of that. I became a cheerleader, ran for student council, and was generally liked by my peers. I loved fashion and dressing up as any typical teenage girl would. But being a mixture of Latino and French caused me many self-identity crises, and the more I spent time with other girls, the more I became relaxed and comfortable in whom I was. Little did

So Many Cocks
My wife and I had a fight and she went to her mother's. I enjoyed the freedom for a couple of weeks, but I was missing sex, having been used to getting it almost daily. I thought of picking up a slut at a bar, but then I remembered having had a brief experience with another guy in high school, several years ago. At 35 years old I wondered why such a memory would return to me after all these years. I Remembered feeling his cock while we jerked each other off. It made me kind of tingle with excitement. The more I thought about it, the more it became a thing I wanted to do again. All we did was jerk each other off, but I knew we would have had more pleasure if we had continued with our play. I decided to go to an XXX movie house in the area. I knew that the customers were mostly, if not all, men. I figured I would just watch the movie, jerk off and see what happened. When I walked in it was pitch black. I had to stand at the entrance for several minutes before I could even see where

Bathtime With Brother
"Bye Lana! See you tonight!" Alone! Finally! I closed the door after my parents and locked it with a little laugh. They were going on an overnight in the mountains and wouldn't be back until tomorrow night. I ran downstairs to the Rec room. Humming, I went behind the bar and pulled out a bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps. My favorite. I ran upstairs to the "Big Bathroom." I turned on the hot water and went to my bedroom. I pulled out my Pampering Kit. A bottle of special rose bath gel, rose bath oil beads, rose shampoo and rose skin cream. I stripped off my clothes and pulled my waist long hair out of its confining braid. I loved the feel of it tickling my bum as I walked. I sidetracked for what should have been a minute and turned on the cd player in the living room. I was pissed about five minutes later when I still couldn't find my favorite cd. "Damn It! I bet Daniel borrowed it again!" My brother, older by exactly 10 1/2 months was constantly taking my cds without ask

Warped And Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

The Sandwich.. Pt. 2
Kaniel kept his eye contact as he allowed his weight to fall down just a few inches. Eyes flinching, Jackalyn felt the head grazing against her unprotected clit, feeling something like fat, wet larva poking for a hole. His pre-cum was intermingling with her damp slit, glands moisturizing her crack, creating a strong smell that was becoming strangely arousing. As George sat there, recuperating, he watched with awe as the final line was about to be crossed. It was the moment when the three of them had to pause and let the ultimate taboo realization sink in their minds. Laying on her back, legs sprawled wide and perfect, both hands pressing at the rigid chest of her boy, Jackalyn waited for the final diffusion to take place while anxiously biting the bottom of her lips. The last line crossed. Kaniel uttered a depleted moan as the monstrous head buried inside his mother's genital outlet. Biting her lips even harder, Jackalyn responded with a crying "Ugh" and grabbed at his chest.

The Sandwich.. Pt. 1
Mother Jackalyn felt an intense sexual ache in her stomach, which was a hot, almost uncontrollable desire, and this time there was no guilt about it. Of course the wine did the job and she was more than eager because tonight . . . will be the night of a very taboo scene. She pretended to clean the dishes over the sink as her two identical twin sons sat at the kitchen table, finishing their dinner and chatting about what eighteen-year-old boys usually talk about: fastidious cars, sports, prom, and sex . . . However Kaniel and George are going to have themselves a nice surprise about how far sex can go tonight, Jackalyn thought with a little smile. It can be fun to fantasize fucking their brains out without having them knowing. Wondering what George's cock would taste like while asking him what kind of soda he would like. Daydreaming how far can Kaniel cork her in the ass as she kisses him good-night. It can be fun but addicting. They were both well-built studs. Broad-shouldered

Dangerous.. Pt2
Ignoring this, Nick pulled out his pole and broke through her anal rectum with a hard slam. She shrieked and tears went streaming down her eyes. But Nick was alarmed. Oh, shit, his mind screamed. I'm killing her! He was about to retreat until she grabbed ahold of him and held him, whispering for him to do it again. He opened his eyes. It was unbelievable. He felt no hesitation in obeying her wish. Regaining his strength, he started fucking her, with a rhythm and power of a hurricane slamming against a powerless vehicle. He watched as he ass-fucked her little sister in the most pornographic scene possible, their erection impossible to miss. There was semen stains all over Sophia's face to her chest, dripping even to abdomen. Sweat drenched the skin and sheet of the bed. Loud moaning and wet whacking sound started fulfilling the room. Nick fucked her some more, grunting each time his dick hit the wall of her uterus. He noticed, with vague comprehension, that there was a little dr

Dangerous Sex.. Pt. 1
From peeking through the doorknob, Nick watched his little sister chat on a phone in her pink bedroom while laying on the bed. One of her hands was rubbing across her stomach, like a bitch in heat. He stuck his hand in his sweatpants, grabbing the girth of his cock, and started watching some more, studying the perfect curve of her complexional slim outline. She was an eighteen years old who looked to be a sixteen years old, younger-looking because of her petite size, weighting around at least a hundred pounds with a height no more than five feet. Nick felt an erection forming as he observed her a little more, yearning for the impossible. Her wild brunette hair was thrown down her back as she rolled over on her bed, bright blue eyes gleaming with sparkles, revealing a bod of a professional gymnast. Muscular across the thighs, blessed with a bun of steel, slender down to the waist, but somewhat tender in appearance. She was wearing just her black silk underwear with a large T-shi

A Dreamed Full-filled
The first thing she noticed was the awful taste of plastic, her eyes fluttered as she tried to focus on the bright object overhead. Slowly, she squinted and could see that it was an overhead light, very bright and piercing as she tried to figure out what the taste was and noticed that her mouth was gapped open and her lips were sore from the thing in her mouth. She could discern the strap that encircled her head and figured it was some sort of gag. She had seen such things while surfing the Internet and when she happened upon a bondage site, quite by accident, but she had found herself unable to break away as she examined picture after picture that cropped up before her. Although she would have never tried it herself, she had liked what seeing those images had done to her and had found herself rubbing her own pussy to quench the fire that had engulfed her, having a wonderful orgasm in only a matter of seconds. She returned to the site many times, having book marked it after her fie

Hello;
Hello everyone; I just want to say hello; to all my LC friends; sorry i haven,t been on in awhile; But i have really been; seperating myself from the computer for awhile, we all spend to much time on it; so i take a time out and collect my thoughts and whats important.

Funny
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by" A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....." A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." A few more moments, "Mr and Mrs Cooper are having sex !!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

Brief Free-association
(Listening to Frank Bridge's piano sonata from 1921-4, haven't heard this in years so will listen carefully after I get this down!... , but saw something that made me think of this...Shield --> crest --> toothpaste --> defends against tartar! --> Tartars --> early Eastern Europe (e.g. Andrei Rublev. Must see that again!!) --> shield --> crest (rinse, repeat)

Don't Be Hatin
Since I am bitching. I love the NEW YORK YANKEES and it really frosts my twinkies when ppl rate me a 1 because I love my team. If you cannot respect MY LOVE of the Yanks..then go away! KTHX Bai! LETS GO YANKEES!

My First Blog
well since this is my first blog on here i will just say this site is awesome and i hear anything goes so rock on!! umm lets see since im bi i love to fuck its just a fun thing to do i love tojust have crazy fun with whoever i like but i use protection so sorry people i dont want kids!! and im not a slut or whore so dont go there i have been having fun doing makeup on my friend and me since im a club kid sort of i like to go out of whack and dress in wierd costumes for parties so well this is my first blog any questions? xoxo

Mouth Wants What Pussy Has ...
Last night several things happened that were new and felt very good. One started when, after a bunch of handgasms, I was lying beside the Caveman and he let me touch his cock. Often, when he's concentrating on giving me orgasms, he keeps my hands from his penis (despite my best efforts to sneak down there). I'm slowly learning to accept this concept of uninterrupted concentration because I'm quite different. I like the sensations to be happening all over the body. I'll gladly have a penis in my hand or mouth while he's working on me. But he's a one-trick-at-a-time pony, so I usually keep my hands from the jewels until I get the all clear. And this way I get to go on his wild orgasm-giving rides if I don't distract him, so no complaints here. I go with the flow, Baby. Go with the flow. So, back to the bedroom. I started playing gently with his cock. It got deliciously rocky-hard rather quickly. Amazing creature, the penis is. That super hardness was a happy surprise because we had a

The Human Saga
Classic......... Timeless......... Familiar.......You know the story by Heart......You love the hero, you hate that villain, You know the story by heart, and maybe you've even memorized the script. Why do films appeal to us so much? Haven't we seen the same common themes time and time again? Maybe it's because they tell a story that has been written on our hearts .... tales of a conflict that expands beyond a few actors on a screen.. They tell of a story of a battle for you! Are you equipped and are you ready? Your role in this story is bigger than you might realize. The Battle for your soul and for your place in the Kingdom. Eph 6:10-16

i guess today i just relized that not to many things mean alot to me.call me a asshole a dick whatever, its just how i am. my mom was the only person i gave a shit about, till 2 years ago when i met a pretty incredible person i would never in a million years write this shit especially on a damn website im doing this for her , Angel i wanted to show you not everything is bullshit i hope this proves something to you because you know i never say how i feel I LOVE YOU MA!!!

Your True Fantasy.......?
Connecting into one as you become my ultimate heavenly possession, we now make the heaven of a lifetime. Taking in what we both have to give and take, we go in search as one to find the collared fantasy. Looking into your passionate eyes, I then know it's reality and not just another fantasy. You came to me in search of serving me as the Mistress I am, only to find more than what you expected. You have only dreamed of a heaven like the one I have to offer. Giving into the fantasy you have always wanted to make a reality, has now become real. I call unto you to serve me at the moment in time. You come to me like the "good boy" you are, taking in my orders and following them down to a "T". Knowing in your heart that if you do as I say you will be greatly rewarded as you please. As you are kneeled down before me, I ask of you to remove your clothes and passionately kiss me. Having done that very efficently, I then have you cross the room to bring me the woman on the bed, after r

Paced...
Clinging onto the thought of you not being around. Takes me to a whole new place. Carrying everything inside, not knowing where or who to turn to. Knowing that you are here in a sense, but not being able to physically see. Beginning to understand that when I need you, you are still here. Kneeling down to feel your presence, I look upon the heavens and speak out. Grasping what you show to me, rustling sounds of leaves, light rain, or the sound of a bird chirping. Knowing at that point that you are always all around me. Taking one day at a time, knowing I can get through anything. Becoming everything you'd hoped I'd be. Giving my kids the love that you once gave to me. Showing them everyday just how precious they are to me. Reassuring them each day that no matter what is loss in life, you still carry on a memory that lasts forever. Days have now arrived, that we once spoke of. Hearing all the words you spoke from that day play over and over in my head. Back then I would have nev

"mine"
Closing off reality I dream of the most rewarding heaven. Walking out into the world, in search of where I am destined to be. In search of where I belong and with whom. I can envision the strength of love and desire as we take time to consume the wants and needs of each other.Taking all that the other has to give. Creating something we can both be greatly satisfied in. Arms you can slowly feel around you taking the possession they have always yearned for. Hot damp breath along the nape of your neck, feeling as though you are helpless. A strong hand, with gentle fingertips tracing your skin as you relax into a heaven only I can create. When posession is sought, the gates begin to open for all our fantasies. Words trailing softly as you tell me how much you need and want me to possess you completely. Reciprocating a much need and want to be your Mistress and give you what you seek. Taking what is finally given to me, you embrace in a heaven only I can make you see and feel. ~A

"office Illusion" ??
In the busy office, she sits at her desk. Lost in her typing, at todays tasks. Looking so innocent. Her blond hair streams at the curves of her face. Her eyes are bright, ice blue, with lips full, like great shame. With a slender build, but legs of no ending. I gaze at a kitten appearance. Wondering about the frisky cat that might be hidden inside. Could it be me to be the one to unleash her wild side? I watch as she's working, with not a care in the world. Her long fingers, are carefree, as she gently glides them like feathers across the keyboard. Her eyes brightly shine, from the light glow of the screen. Wanting to feel her gaze upon me. Those long, never ending legs crossed slightly under the desk. As I sit watching my thoughts are unraveling to no end. Making my work obsolete. As i close my eyes to gather my thoughts, the fantasy unfolds. I'm watching myself like a movie running through my mind. I walk to her desk to get an answer to a question. What I get is an amazi

Love
Ok so this is my very first blog. =) I have been on lost cherry a month now. I love it here. It makes myspace look like childs play. That being said, How many of you can relate to this?? Why would anyone talk to me for a whole 2 or 3 min, once a day if that, then say I love you?? I love you??? U don't know me! How can you love me?? This really blew my mind. While I am flattered, I am also dumbfounded. I am in no way trying to be a bitch. it's just love is something I take seriously. You must KNOW me before you can love me. Also, just because I have a few naughty pics up, this don't mean I want to fuck u! Can you please show me a little respect and say hi before u ask to fuck me??? Ok, now my bitching is done!! =) Thank you to everyone who has ever gave me a comment! I appreciate it very much! To my family and friends, you all rule!!! Thank you for making me smile everytime I get on here. =)

Need To Define The Difference Between The Pblog And The Journaling Blog More :)
But for now... will just say - I do have a couple of "things" from over the break (may have mentioned already - new phone, new specs) that I'm very pleased with. Had to get the phone fixed, exchanged it with my mother's old one, the latter wasn't working properly either so it was replaced almost for free with a new one which is very nice (he says in a post he intends to make friends-only hopefully before too many random passersby who actually care.. eh, whatever... however, friends-only posts in at least some peoples' blogs can't be read by their writers, right now- a bit the flaw, and yes, I've begun to report this officially, may need to continue though...)anyhow, phone is very nice and has a camera. Panic may proceed. (Though I don't think I can at the moment get the photos readily and easily from phone to computer. Maybe. Not positive!)Eric

For All My Friends
I am sorry I haven't been around a lot lately, I have been helping my sister in law move. I promise though now that I am done I will try and stop by each of your pages and note ya. Lonelylady Lenny Lonewolf Sugarbear Tranquil Dreamer Penis Amanda BobbyJoe and all the rest of ya, I love ya's...take care and I will be by soon promise....

Life Is Disappointing Eh?
Gotta love ppl who ask to see private pics. However as you all know...theres nothing dirty in my albums. Damn pervs!!! Sorry just ranting!! Actually I get more women asking lmao!!! Imma good girl..I aint showin nuttin I wouldnt show to my mama!

Funny
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You? You are the Bloody Siren. Vain, selfish, sexual fantasy, you lure mortal men to their dark end. You are sex and illusion and you use up men to feed your wicked desires until they surrender to you their last, crimson drop.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Lost Cat ?
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

First Date And Things Not To Say To A Man ....
On their first date a man and a woman find themselves in the backseat of his car. The man says, "You know what? I'm gonna take off your blouse." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "Then...I'm gonna take off your skirt." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" The man says, "Then, I'm gonna take off your panties." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "Then I'm gonna bang you so hard, that you won't be able to walk for a week." The woman says. "Oh no, you're not!" Then the man says, "And not only that, but I'm not gonna wear a condom." And the woman says. "Oh yes, you are !" THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS * "Ahh, it's cute." * "Make it dance." * (giggle and point) * "My 8-year-old brother has one like that." * "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." * "How interesting..." * "But it still works right?" * "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere." * "Let me know when you're done." * "Oh, I didn't

Whats Going On Now?
hi yall i have no idea what is going on in my life anymore!!! i have been married lets see the 21st (2 days) it will be 1 yr and 2 months.. i do love my husband but i cant stand him to touch me if he even grabs my hand im like get off.. im not sure what it is .. there is a age diffence if you can see byt he pic but i know that cant be it otherwise i would of not married him if any one reads this and has any good advice and i dont mean you married him for the money its not worth it or whatever.. get over your selfs cause i own my own buss. some good helpfull advice to keep my marriage would be gfreatly appreatied .. thanx i know my spelling is messed up its early!! :)

Things You'd Love To Say...
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. ####################### I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ####################### I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself. ####################### I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. ####################### Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited again... ####################### I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. ####################### I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. ####################### Thank you. I'm all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. ####################### The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. ####################### Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ####################### I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. #######################

Sex Quotes...
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of

Blonde
Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in State of Tennessee. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when Debbie (a blonde woman) in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and Debbie yells," You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little guy on your knee!

Finally Together
Finally Together She married and had 12 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Peeing Emergency
PEEING EMERGENCY Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!" That's nothing", said the other husband, "

About Me ..
I APPREICATE ALL THE AWESOME FRIENDS ON HERE AND PEOPLE WANTING TO ADD ME WHICH I HAVE EXCEPT FOR ONE .. HE WAS RUDE AND I THINK WAS JUSTING FOR SOME SEXY FUN.. NOT THAT IT IS WRONG BUT NOT ON HERE FOR THAT..ALSO.. I DO HAVE PRIVATE PICS ON HERE AND JUST BECAUSE I ADDED YOU AND ALL DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN SEE THEM.. I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHO I LET SEE .. EVEN IF THEY ARE SEXY BUT CLASSY..AND NOT NAKED ONES I HAVE FMAILY ONLINE AND DONT WANT MY PICS ALL OVER .. ME MIGHT SHARE THEM AND THEY WOULD BE ALL OVER.. SO IF I SAY NO.. CAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU AS YET.. PLEASE BE PATIENT AND NOT RUDE.. I JUST TAKE MY TIME KNOWING SOMEONE AND SEE IF THEY RESPECT ME AND KNOW WHO I AM.. AND WHY I AM ON HERE.. NOT TO PLAY OR CYBWER BUT I AM ON TO MAKE FRIENDS AND MOST KNOW I AM CARING PERSON AND BE A GOOD FRIEND TO ALL.. SO IF YOU WANT MORHAN THAT JUST HAVE TO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST.. HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ME.. I AM A CLASSYLADY.. FIRST AND FORMOST!! THNAKS FOR ALL WHO HAVE SENT COMENTS EAC

2 Boys
TWO BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.

Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Becuase the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and puled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in fr

How To Install A Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, Size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: " Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"

To My Friend.....
To my friend..... This explains why we forward jokes. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Co

Relocate
As we all know, sometimes we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: Where to? Here are some tips... You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long i

Good Shot, Mildred
Good Shot, Mildred Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location. Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast Why do you ask?" Mildred hung-up without answering. Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

The Dentist
THE DENTIST A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. "No way, no needles, I can't stand needles." The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects. "No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me." The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No," said the patient "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill." "It doesn't,"said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."

Trees
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. Wipe that smile off your face.

Arthritis
A drunk, who smelled of beer, sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading, After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My Son, it is caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and a lack of personal hygiene." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned," and returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his hand gently on the man's arm and apologized. "I'm sorry.... I should not have come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk replied. "I was just reading here that the Pope does."

Purina Diet
PURINA DIET I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls

Music In The Tree
Music in the tree While walking through the Elliot Commons woods Dennis came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the

The Value Of Time
To realize the value of a sister: Ask someone you doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one-second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it w

What's Out There?
Hey all... I'm this is my first blog entry (obviously). I own Quantum Models, LLC, a Central-PA modeling agency. I'm always looking for new models, so if you're interested, check out www.quantummodeling.com. I expect to blog about modeling stuff, cool people I run in to, awesome shoots, etc. I've just been on LostCherry.com a couple of days. It's seems hot...more fun than some of the "other" sites out there.

A Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, a

If You Are My Friend
This is a contest for the hottest chick wearing glasses on LC.I have over 700 friends and only a handful of votes!!! I commented about 500 of my friends yesterday! And I will finish today. I love all of you. If you could take 2 mins to vote for me I would appreciate it. Be a "friend" :) Rate and leave a comments as a vote. Please show everyone that chicks with glasses are hot too!!! Click my pic to vote!

Choose The Direction
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Choose the direction There is energy available to you in every situation, every encounter and every moment. And you can direct that energy in whatever way you choose. That's how it is possible, and can even be quite likely, for a tragic situation to give rise to a beneficial opportunity. Once the energy is flowing, it can be directed toward any purpose. Though it certainly takes effort and commitment, illness, for example, can provide the springboard to improved health. Injustice can similarly be transformed into caring and compassion. A highly adversarial relationship can be changed into one filled with love and respect. The most bitter of enemies can become the greatest of friends. The energy is always there. What you do with it and the way you direct that energy can make all the difference in the world. No negative outcome is a foregone conclusion as long as you have the will to redirect the energy of life toward positive purpose. W

can somebody tell me why almost every profile have fifty million headshots.I mean they are nice but change the image a little,cmon!same head just tilted one inch to the right or to the left.I like checking out pics but how can you comment when all 289 are the same and 1 is of someones foot.no offence if you have this on your profile but Im just curious!

Time
My daughter turned 24 Tuesday. She spent the day nursing a hangover and flying from vegas to manhatten. She had to throw away a gift bottle of champagne because of the airport fluid restrictions. The world keeps getting crazier and I keep getting older and older...Red was seven when my daughter was born...LMAO...I'm a "chill cherry" now..thanks people!

Hmmmm Argh!!
if i dont reply, its not cuz I dont care, its cuz Im still new to this and trying to figure all this stuff out. Im used to myspace, and this site is a bit confising for a blonde ha ha...so please bare with me :) xx

Place Your Hometown On My Map!!
Ok this is simple...just click on the map and place your hometown on the map and leave me a message to show me where ya from! Create one and place on your page so i can leave you some love too!

Taste Of Rome
hello to all you fine peeps out there reading this blog. well this past week end we had the tatste fo rome festival.there was alot of bands playign there, vendors sells food, goods, and alot of stage and teh arts going on there, and our group the kingdom of newgurrd, te kingdom of newgurrd is a mideevil reinactment group . that believes in bringing back, the days of king arthur and his kinghts of the round table, we arre in the year 1226.when i find the website for te group i will post it so everyone can go take a look.but we did some reinacting there this weekend and was a great sucess, and have been asked to come back next year

Unnecessary Insults
I deleted a bulletin repost because something I added to the reposting didn't show up so I tried to redo my "reposting of a bulletin" only to receive an error message asking me if I was stupid or retarded. That is the most insulting thing you can refer to a person as (calling them retarded). If this was suppose to be a funny, let me assure you it was NOT funny in the least bit. How do you expect to keep people wanting to stay with LC when you call them outrageous names and make presumptuous accusations? I for one find what was said to me distasteful and offensive. I made a simple error in being a new member and not knowing all the rules here as yet. I did not deserve being treated so repugnantly. Velvet Vamp

So The Cherry Bucks Are Useless?
I am also a member on another site, they have bang bucks. i think that you can use those bang bucks to win actual prizes. this cherry bucks are totally useless, right? you can not win any prizes with them. too bad.

Just Late Night Thoughts
A wise woman builds her house, while a foolish woman tears hers down, by their own efforts. Only the person involved can know his own bitterness or joy -- no one else can really share in it. Partying, laughing and looking for love in all the wrong places will not lighten a heavy heart. When the laughter and party end, the grief remains. Lying to others only puts off to tomorrow the sorrow and pain the truth will bring to light and multiply it ten fold. ........true love is only found in true and honest friendships... not between the sheets of a bed. ........however, if you find yourself in the bed of a stranger after some drunken night.... don't hang around, no matter how beautiful they are........RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!

Hell Explained.
The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if

Things
Ok, I'm tired of bitching about what annoys me. So today I'm doing a list of things I love. ...ice cream (especially choc chip cookie dough) ...my 3 cats, Rupert Rosie and Oliver (see pics) ...my boyfriend Natt (also see pics) ...The Simpsons, House, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, Futurama. Such good shows! ...talking. I could talk through concrete ...shoes ...pizza ...cherry tomatoes ...people giving me good ratings :P ...blue, jade, pink, purple ...my old and daggy jeans, even though they have holes everywhere they are so damn comfy ...lilies ...anything with stripes, bows, spots or is small and fluffy (or a combination of these :P) That's all I can think of for now Have fun everyone, I'm in an awesome mood for some reason, I wonder why. Love LMV

Stick It...
Stick it in And pull it out Shove it in And make me shout Tease me, tease me Is all u do When I just want to Make love to you Get me excited Then let me down This is a game That you have found Touch me here Touch me there Your hands seem To go everywhere Up my top Then down my pants It seems to me That you have ants Now your fingers Are wet and sticky So all that's left Is a quickie Much too fast To have any fun I can't wait Until this is done! 3/87

My Luck
I was having a good weekend until that last night. Someone hit me while I was driving home and pushed me into the concrete barrier in the middle of the road. After that I slammed into the steel guard rail on the other side of the road and he kept going. A week before this wreck some one hit me with there car while I was riding my motorcycle shitty huh? My luck is shitty I don't think I want to leave home anymore. This is hopefully the end of my string of bad luck now that I have no car and a fucked up motorcycle I don't have to worry about accidents on the highway. The girl I liked and enjoyed hanging out with got sent back to the states. Somewhere in between the suck I lost my wallet including my debit card, ID, and lots of other shit that I wish I still had. I lost my wallet while I was going down the autobahn in the oppisite direction of where I should have been (Some of you know where I should have been that night). The shitty part of all this is I have been telling everyone that m

All-female Friends List
It constantly amazes me that women like Ellie (http://www.lostcherry.com/user/200468) find what men do to be somehow a bad thing. I guess it's bad that men want to pursue women as friends, because we might want to do something beyond being just a friend with them? I dunno .... God knows it's not what we were designed for. LOL Girls, can you give me any clues here? I mean, really, why is it such a bad thing that I don't pursue men as friends on here? If a guy came to me, I wouldn't deny him because he's a guy, I'd give him a chance and see what he's like, but I wouldn't be interested in him in any way other than that. Who knows, we might end up being pretty good friends, but it's simply not something I would pursue on here. Let me put it this way .... to all you straight women out there ... when you put out a search, do you search for women? I'm guessing not, but correct me if I'm wrong. And yeah, I have almost entirely women on my friends list. That's who I want to meet ..

Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! HOWEVER, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. So, WATER = POOP WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

It's Official!
It's official! I get to go away on holidays! I know to some that doesn't sound like a big deal, for me it is. I live and breathe work and home. I'm in desperate need of a break away. 3 of my girlfriends and I are headed to Vegas in a few weeks! Whoohoo! I've never been there before. The others have. Also I have never been on a plane before, so this will be my first flight. I can't wait. 4 days, 4 nights in Vegas on the strip. So much to see and do, and don't plan on wasting a moment! I plan on taking plenty of photos, so I'll have some new pics to put up. Anyways, it's late, I'm cold and tired, so I'm gonna go. Later all!

Not That I'd Be In A Band, Since I Don't Really Play An Instrument...
You scored as Evanescence-. You should be in Evanescence You're personality matches Evanescence's musicEvanescence-92%The Rasmus-83%Bon Jovi-75%Green Day-58%Cradle of Filth-17%Nickelback-17%What band should you be increated with QuizFarm.com

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ….Laxatives.... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ….Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather…. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials.... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ....Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off 8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....Popcorn.... They satisfy

Meh.
I hate being female. I cry at the oddest times. Reguardless if im happy or sad. My mind wonders. And then bam here come the motherfucking tears. I hate it. Im so sick of the shit. I guess i should probably sleep or something. Cause if i dont. Ima keep crying. And I dont wanta cry no more. I hate it. I hate lots of things =/

Cut Out My Heart
please. I'm a sensitive person and I just officially broke up with my online bf...this may sound anticlimactic, but he still professes to love me. What am I supposed to say to that? Please don't. We never get to talk, he lives on a different island, I've never even met him but I did like him a lot. On top of that I've met a new guy, in RL who seems to be into me. I'm not entirely sure though...he's the kind of guy who will hit on any female in the vicinity. He's farely outgoing and I'm not. Just filled with insecurities and sad thoughts, at least now I am. On top of that, if I were to go with him, chances are it'd be more of a friends that fuck thing, which I'm not sure I'm ready for despite the obvious attraction. I've only ever made out with a guy, and that was once, so it's not like sex would be the next level. I'd also be something of a rebound for him since he just broke up with his gf recently...and I'm not sure I want that. Urgh.

i cannot sleep at night until like 3 or 4 in the morning. i feel bad cuz my husband is right in the bedroom down the hall from me. i get so tired but can never seem to sleep. right now i need all the sleep i can get because im almost 8 months pregnant. and i need all the energy to give birth to our son in like 2 months. i wonder why i cant sleep. i aint stressed out. i feel like im fine. i just cant sleep. i get so tired i almost fall asleep typing all this, but when i go to lay down and go to sleep, im wide awake again. i hate it. i just wanna be able to sleep at night like a normal human being.

The Soulforged ~a Song By Blind Guardian
I'm not insane That's how it seems though Spiteful, cruel but wise beyond his age My body fails My soul will (rise) The end of life's immortalized Disease and agony And I see death through golden eyes (Beyond the door) There's something more It seems there's just one way On through the heat I've felt the touch of evil I still feel The icy claw in me For a descent price I've banned kindness from my heart The spirit of all truth and beauty pawned for my desire And from the flames As chance would have it The Soulforged will come into light And from the flames As chance would have it The Soulforged, the stainless will rise I will never change my mind I will leave it all behind And through the hour glass Everything's grey, everyone's pale Nor colour nor beauty will enlighten my heart The seat of life's empty and cold Cadaverous you all seem to me Stillborn but you're still alive You're still alive Truth lies in loneliness When hope is long go

The Truth About Weed
myths about marijuana Myth ..1: Marijuana use has been scientifically proven to be really harmful. Fact ..1 In 1972, after reviewing the scientific evidence, the National Commission on Marijuana and Drug Abuse concluded that while marijuana is not entirely safe, its dangers had been grossly overstated. Fact ..2 In 1995, based on thirty years of scientific research, editors of the British journal Lancet (the British equivalent of New England Journal of Medicine) concluded that "the smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health." ^ return to top Myth ..2: Marijuana has no medicinal value. Fact ..1 Marijuana has been shown to be effective in reducing nausea induced by cancer chemotherapy, stimulating appetite in AIDS patients, and reducing intraocular pressure in people with glaucoma. ^ return to top Myth ..3: Marijuana use by kids is OK. Fact ..1 Marijuana use by kids, like alcohol and tobacco, is not OK. Its use is illegal, and the effect of

Nightmares
eulogy, elegy, time to die cant you see, that i am the one, that i am the way, that i create your worst nightmares & your greatest dreams, follow me if you dare, come to me now and i will make your nightmares a reality

Can You Tell I'm Bored?
Hmmm when I figure out the point of this I will be sure to let you know. It's close to like 2:30am and I wish I could be sleepin. The baby is up and doesn't wanna go back to sleep :( I hate nights like this. Oh well he got quite. Maybe I can now get sum sleep...See told you no point to this at all so yeah HA! You looked for nothing!

22 Things I Hate About Everyone
1) People who reject Christianity for all the right reasons, but swallow up Wicca, extreme Anthroposophy, New Age bullshit, and other fuckin nonsense at face value. Dude, you have got to be kidding. 2) People who say "Everything happens for a reason." ARRRRGGGGG!!!!! This is something that spoiled, white assholes who have never had anything bad happen to them in their entire lives say to rationalize Taco Bell getting their order wrong. 3) Anyone who listens to Michael Buttsavage, Sean Faggotty, Rush "I lost 80 pounds in 9 days by shooting too much smack" Limbaugh, etc. If there were any justice in the world, this would be an arrestable offence. 4) People who say that they have no life and that they're total losers, but don't spend a single evening with fewer than 5 other people for weeks at a time. Death is too good for you. 5) Anyone who doesnt believe in global warming, as if it were even a matter of belief. So basically, just because everything around you isnt erupting i

Lc's Contact List - And My Issues With It
So, let me see if I understand correctly... You can add someone to your "Fan Of" tab without that person's consent. You can attempt to add someone as a "friend," but for it to happen, the person has to accept your invite. You can add someone to your "family," but first, you must have made a "friends" connection with that person. You can't add someone to your list of fans (which makes sense) - that tab shows who has added you to their "fan of" list. Following along so far? Good. Let's continue... Removing someone from your "friends" tab will automatically remove you from that person's, but it will not automatically break a family or fan connection. An important note, especially for those people who have sexy pictures up with an access level set for Family Only. You can drop someone from your "Fan Of" tab, but that person has to drop you manually if you want that person to disappear from your list of fans. This part bothers me. Unfortunately, I've had to use the bloc

Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The dirty fork A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over

Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers: 1.) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished washing dishes. 2.) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. 3.) Hi, this is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. 4.) Hi. Now you say something. 5.) Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. 6.) Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you? 7.) Hello! If you leave a message, I"ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll

Letter To Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, g

My Worst Fear -rascal Flatts.
Last night you gave me a kiss You didn't know it, but I was awake when you did You were quiet, you were gonna let me sleep So I just laid there pretending to be You said some things you didn't know I could hear And the words I love you never sounded so sincere It's gonna make it hard to tell you that I'm leaving Now that I know just how much you care You finally gave me one good reason not to go But staying here is my worst fear This morning I rolled out of bed Recalling all the sweet things you said This was the day I was gonna hurt you bad Called out your name, but you didn't answer back I searched the house to find out what was wrong Like a ton of bricks, it hit me you were gone All along I knew that there was something missing And only one thing left to do I had to leave behind this life that we'd been living But the only thing that left was you It's gonna make it hard to tell you that I'm leaving Now that I know just how much

Another Way Of Thinking
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. (1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. (2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work,you get a gold watch on your first day. (3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School. (4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,you play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby; (5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on ta

Just A Little About Me!
My journey started when I was 14, leaving home in Kansas City, for job corps in Chadron NE. Came back home and went to Wentworth Military Academy for a year. It was fun really but strict, and no I was not sent I wanted to go. At age 17, my mother signed papers for me to go into the US, Army. My training was in Charleston South Carolina and I was stationed at Fort Bliss TX. Ok fast forward three years, left the army and started working for General Motors. Worked there for about ten years and was let go for doing something stupid, don't ask. Now I work for Sprint Nextel going on nine years now. Thats the condensed version the testimony God has given me is awesome and powerful!!! My life to say the least has be an adventure and God has keep me safe all the way through. Here is something for all of you living your adventure: Shattered Pieces Just like a natural disaster that may take an entire community to help with restoring things back to normal. Someti

Lost In Cyberspace
Hey friends and neighbors...I am new to LC and everything that goes on here. This appears to be nothing more than a contest of how many points, friends and fans one can get. I thought this site was about making new friends not getting a certain number of points. Some of my friends from Tagworld asked me to come here and join. I am surprised at what I see this site is all about. I love to make new friends; don't know about this "fan" idea though. This appears to me to be nothing more than a big contest on who makes the most points and climbs the highest in the "cherry tree". I am a loyal friend and anyone who sincerely wants to be a friend of mine is graciously accepted as such. Peace be with all of you and Blessed Be... VV (Velvet Vamp)

Beowulf
why cant i find the epic Beowulf online its begining to piss me off one of the most widly known epics of all time and its no where to be found its time to kill al the assholes that think beowulf is a fuckin drink it is a sad day when socity forgets its greatest ledgends even if their about 1,000 years old theyre still part of mankinds history and some of them are a damn good read as well

Silverstone
well im kinda nervous.. today im off to silverstone to watch the f1 testing, getting a pit pass n everything :O hope to get a few pics of me and my mates down the pitlane... gonna be so much fun as is where i wanna be after college, doing that sorta work :D today is gonna rock!

Orchestral Manouvres - Musical Astrology
ASTROLOGY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT TO GRASP ONCE YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH ITS PRINCIPALS. THOUGH DISMISSED BY MANY, ASTROLOGY IS ACTUALLY A SCIENCE AND NOT JUST FORTUNE TELLING, BUT BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE ONLYASSOCIATE IT WITH NEWSPAPER HOROSCOPES THEY DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.HOWEVER WHEN READ CORRECTLY IT PROVIDES AN INVALUABLE AIDE ESPECIALLY IN TIMES OF INDECISION AND UPSET.TO HELP EXPLAIN ITS LAWS I WILL USE MY ORCHESTRA ANALOGY AGAIN, I FIND IT DESCRIBES PERFECTLY THE ESSENCE OF THE STARS.IMAGINE AN ORCHESTRA - PLAYERS, INSTRUMENTS, THE MUSIC AND THE PARTS THEY EACH PLAY. INDIVIDUALLY THEY DON'T MEAN A GREAT DEAL BUT PLACE THEM TOGETHER AND THEY CREATE SOMETHING BOTH MAGICAL AND BEAUTIFUL.SWITCH THE MUSICIANS FOR THE 12 SIGNS.THEN SWAP INSTRUMENTS FOR THE PLANETS.NOW WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE SOME MUSIC, BUT THEY ARE ONLY TUNING UP NOW AND WE KNOW HOW BAD THAT CAN SOUND.NEXT INTRODUCE THE 12 HOUSES AND REMOVE THE MUSICAL SCORES.NOW EACH PAIRING OF PLAYER AND INSTRUMENT CAN PLAY A TUNE THE

If I Told You...
by Crystal R. Hinson If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you...

My Tears For You
by LeeAnn Marie Withers There is so much that I want to say, So much that I want to do, I want to do everything for you. I want to tell you how much I love you, But whenever I try, it never seems to come out right. Every time I see you, I want to complete you, And make you the happiest man alive. To lose you... I would rather die. The love I have for you I can not explain, My love for you is not one that is plain. It is deeper than any other, It goes deeper than the love of a mother. This is not lust I must explain, My love for you is at a close range. I never want to leave your side, Wishing I could drag you along for all time, I want you to forever be mine. There is so much that I want to tell you, But I am afraid I do not have the words, I want to express my feeling with verse, But I am afraid there is no word as precious as you, Or the love I feel when you make each day new. I sit and wait for your return, As the passion burns, Longing for y

Happy Anniversary
Today marks a very special day in my life. 2 years ago today I started talking with someone online and well little did I know that was the mark of a beautiful friendship. Shad words cannot even express how much I appreciate you. You always put a smile on my face and keep me laughing for hours. You also seem to make a negative situation look positive. You are the biggest sweetheart I have ever met. Thank you so much for not turning away from me like so many have done. I definately found a new strength with you. Shad hunni thank you so much for putting me back on the right track and for reminding me how special I am. You are a special man a rare kind. The kind that still has a heart. I could sit here and write forever but I already got enough tears in my eyes...LOL. However I will say this, I truly feel as if the Lord blessed me the day he made you my friend and I pray he keeps us friends forever. Thanks for caring so much it means so much to me. Loves ya always Hun..

I Wrote Your Name...
by Tennille Jade I wrote your name... on a window with raindrops but the spring breeze took it away... I wrote your name... on a rock with my wet finger but the sun took it away... I wrote your name... on a sandy shore with a stick but the ocean's wave took it away... I wrote your name... on the ground with fallen leaves but the winter's wind took it away... So I wrote your name... deep in my heart and there is nothing that can take that away...

Dedication To Peachy....
peachy@ LostCherry Man She is such a wonderful friend. Can't get enough of her eyes. They like emeralds and make you just go breathless just at looking into them She has a wonderful personality that makes you feel warm and wonderful inside. You want to spend as much time talking to her as you can possibly manage. *will be updated when I get more things to add.*

Would You Ever?
by Yuri Diaz Would you ever hold the night With just a single hand? Would you ever let me go, And make me understand? Would you ever kiss me softly, As if that kiss meant good-bye? Would you hold me, oh so closely, If I was to start to cry? Would the tears I cried for you Make you feel my pain? Or would you not care for me one bit, And my hurt would be in vain? Would a simple question, Remain unanswered? Or if you were asked who you love, Would I be your answer? Would you keep your word Of being always together? Or would this lonely life of mine Last forever? If I told you I felt sad Would you come be by my side? If I was to get you mad, Would it hurt you deep inside? Don't ever tell me you don't care Because I just know that isn't true. If your heart decided to love someone, ...Would I be the one for you?

In Your Eyes
by LAUREN MONACO it's in your eyes i know it's true that you really love me too and i thank god each day that i found you i thank god that you are with me i am in love with you truly, madly, deeply you in my life makes everything right i love when you hold me ever so tight in your arms your sweet embrace when i kiss you i love the expression on your face your love is so deep and true and that's the reason i love you *to my baby! you know who you are and i thank you so much that you have come into my life! with out you, i am incomplete. ~~ i love you with all my heart!! *

My Guiding Star
by Jacqueline Hernandez You mean more to me Than you will ever know. You mean more to me Than I could ever show. You mean the world to me And I will love you forever and ever Because I know no matter what We'll always be together. We'll talk about our problems And make everything right No matter what happens We'll get through it all No matter how big the fight. I promise that I'll listen. I promise that I'll care. I promise when you need me I'll always be there 'Cause you taught me something That I didn't know before. You taught me how to love you- That and much, much more. I thank you for everything, For just being the way you are Because I love you And you are my guiding star.

Why I Love You
by Lydia ellen Tomlin It's the way you hold me and all my pain dissapears. It's the way you kiss me and I have no more tears. When I look into your eyes, And I know there will never be any lies, It's the way your eyes capture my heart, And I hope we will never part. It's the way you smell the way you do. The way you listen when I know you don't want to. The way you make me smile whenever I think of your name. Now I know I have you, I will never be the same. I love you for everything you do and everything you say. My feelings for you quadruple every single day. I love you with all my heart And I hope we will never part. I LOVE YOU, always and forever And I will never leave you... ever.

I Missed You Today
by K. Sarai Elizondo I missed you today, when i awoke to cloudy skies, early in the morning. I could hardly open my eyes but my mind was full of thoughts of you. I missed you today.... when your voice wasn't so clear in my memory, tickling my ear while a smile would be beggin' to form on my face. I missed you today... when throughout my classes you were the only one i would think of. I'd drift into our special place where only we existed and our lips would touch... never parting for a moment except when we breathed and whispered, "I love you," in between our beating hearts. I missed you today when i didn't catch you online... and i waited and waited- but no sign of you. I waited until the sky grew dark and the moon shined bright sending light through my window. I held back tears... turning off my computer. I missed you tonight... when i tried to go to sleep and your face was there when i closed my eyes. A tear rolled down and i taste

Dream Come True
by Aram J Boyajian I yearn to live with you In my life My dreams at night are with you as my wife Come hold me darling, hold me tight In the middle of a moonlit night. You've tinted my life with joy and gladness You've chased away my pain and sadness With your soft heart and a lovely face And a smile my mind cannot erase. Can't help but sleep with you on my mind Without your sweet love my heart is blind Come here my angel, come take control, Come drown in my heart and burn in my soul. Sleep In my heart, as I whisper In your ear "You'll never be alone, I will always be here." I think not to live without you near It would drown my soul with just one tear I lay In the darkness of my lonely room I miss you, my love, like a nightless moon My tears start crying, my heart turns blue I hope that some day my dreams will come true

Best Friend
by Andrew C. Admire I would rather be your best friend, Than your boyfriend. Best friends stay, When boyfriends leave. A best friend is the shoulder you can cry on. When you are alone, They keep you company. When you are sad, They cheer you up. They have the trust you are looking for. When you have a problem... They solve it. When you need to talk... They will listen. And best friends have a love that can't be explained.

It's 1:14am
my ass can't sleep cause my roomies decide that they want to be up half the night listenin to something stupid on the radio. Well it's what I get when you live with crazy folks...oh well. I am just here trying to decide if I want to play Warhammer, or watch porn...hmm like that would be a hard decision to make....

Contemplations In Thethrows Of Writer's Block
Sometimes I sit and ponder The idiosyncrasies of life I often wonder if a world exists Outside our space and time. If we took a rocket ship And flew across our moon Perhaps we'd land on Jupiter And find an alien or two. Sometimes I sit and wonder If a butterfly feels pain When It breaks from it's cocoon And takes to flight again. Or is the stars that twinkle So brightly in the sky Just a dim reflection of The galaxy that's floating by. Does it take a lot of time To learn the scheme of things Or why our National Anthem Is to high for us to sing. Is it really funny when A child falls on their butt Why drinking too much coffee Gives us such a rush. But mostly, I just sit here Twittling my thumbs Because I know that writer's block Isn't any fun. http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/poems.php?id=758816

A Time For Planting
Burying the remains of A long dead lover in The garden out back I hope I'm in the right spot Last time I managed to Dig up some old remains I just had to laugh Really not so funny but It was amusing to see How poorly she'd aged The holes most likely deeper Than it needs to be But I hate it when they Come out at night and Try to seduce me I never mark the site That would invite too many Questions I'm not Prepared to answer just yet I'm sure no one Suspects anything Although my girlfriend Did look at me kind of Strange when I said I was admiring my Flowers and thinking Of her the other day http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/poems.php?id=758248

Lost Mind Found Heart.
I've lost my mind, time and time again, you've staid by me over and over again. Thick and thin, the bad and the worse, things seem to just become overwhelming and burst. Yet you've been able to lift this feeling of me being cursed. Your lips have touched me in many ways, and I've returned these feelings with a feeling that you seemed to have appreciate. I'm grateful to have you here, everyone can see how much i love you dear every time they come near. I will never give you up to the stars, i will never surrender you to the flowers or anything else for you are what matters to me. you are my Charm, you are my loving heart. you took a chance, after i only took one good glance. you are my morning, you are my evening and you are my midnight Sky's that allow me to close my eyes and rest with no stress, baby thats why you are the best! I wish you were real, i wish you could truly feel, my heart swell with joy, my body warming with every touch, my eyes glimmering in the darkness because of yo

Tick-tock
Slowly but surely , We got to this point. The point only you and I could face, The point no one could ever trace. Sorry to say but there comes a time, When one falls flat and can not rhyme. Only we know how to deal, But once said only two can feel. Over time we forget on our own. God has come and he has shown. An angel fast and swift in flight. An angel visible only at night. Tick-Tock the clock has shown. Time's flown fast but now it's at its end. Our lives gone by but now I must send. An invisible letter only to a good friend. A friend that thinks of me more than a friend. A friend that knows me. Now I must send. http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=760316

Because...
You're my life, you're my love, You're my shining star, you're my beautiful dove, I love you so much, you don't even know, When I think about you my face starts to glow, I'm so blessed to know you, Just talking to you makes me feel less blue, I've always wanted somebody like you in my life, Someone who's kind, adorable, and usually very nice, But I never stop to think, That what God's given me could be gone in a wink, It's never really occurred to me, That God could easily take you away from me, So while we're here, let's make it great, And whatever happens, is up to fate, Because if there's one thing in this life I know is true, It's the simple fact, that I LOVE YOU

Catch My Breath
Your hands running down my body I can smell the scent of your cologne You kiss up on my neck softly Making me let out a quiet moan You take my breath away, Baby.. You lift my shirt up over my head My stomach, you lick and kiss I can't help but keep smiling As I'm loving this extreme bliss You take my breath away, Baby.. Kissing up and down my body Making me so hot Touching every right place You know my sweet spot You take my breath away, Baby.. Slowly taking off all my clothes Laying me gently on the bed Meeting my every need, desire My legs, you slowly spread. Let me catch my breath, Baby.. http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/explicit/poems.php?id=758623

Never Change
Bottle after fuckin' bottle, god you make me sick. Drowning another sorrow of love, not a new trick! Cycles of vodka and self pity turn to pure hate! With every nasty comment, you take the bate. Beat each whore who dare say, you're pathetic. Come home cause your pimp is unsympathetic!? Alcohol, sex and sleeping pills, is your decaying days. How the fuck can you think your unstable life pays? Spew out the last once of dignity, your such a slut! Telling me of your working nights, full of filthy smut!! Bitch I don't wanna know your his flavor of the week, Turns my stomach thinking of you and each night freak! Fuckin' hell this is insane! Selling yourself every night. This is not a bloody addiction this just ain't fuckin' right! Alcohol, sex and sleeping pills, is your decaying days. Why the fuck can't you change your hurtful ways? http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/explicit/poems.php?id=758600

Killing Time... Pt. 6
Well, I work all day and fight all night, with my girl who I treat right, maybe just one day she'll go on and marry me... Well, the meals ain't made and dishes ain't done, just a whole lot of hurting for everyone... Well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe; no, well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe; ohhh, well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe..... ohhh-ooooooohhh!!!

***********Calling All LC Ladies!*********** I'm Hosting my first Hottest Female LCer contest, and I want YOU to submit the pic that you love the best of yourself!! Reply to me using this topic in the subject line, and let me know what pic you want me to use. Prizes have yet to be determined, but shall be posted in my bullitins and blog, when the time comes. The starting date will be September 23rd, and all females are invited. NO nudes, or sexual references, will be allowed. Feel free to flaunt your rockin' (clothed) bod however!! Also, I want your face to be visible!!! Repost this many times so that all who want to, can participate. I only have room for 15 contestants, so act fast!! Have a great day!!

Anorexic Kids Club
Obediently secure She's trained to do the unthinkable act. Hopeless helplessness Screaming cries falling as she dies. Pull her puppet strings just a little Harder train her just abit more. Teach her right from wrong Teach her the ways of the Anorexic Kids Club. Peck and pick Choose to love or hate every part of her you do. Don't be so helpful so mature and caring Turn your nose. Come on be that incoherent, selfish, ignorant bitch you are. When you shoved her to the toilet Told her it's time to join the Anorexic Kids Club. Yank her hair and force it from Her beat her with your fist. Till she gets it into her head That you own every single part of her. Her pale dainty body, all skin and bones You are so proud of what you have become. Turning her inside out tearing her apart Approving her for the Anorexic Kids Club. OK-OK you win she says You've done your job rather well we see. So pale and sick, very bony And Gross indeed your mature antics. Have qui

Hello Everyone
HI everyone I am a Newbie just learning how to use LC. I have met a lot of nice people on here and things are getting easier to use. So I thought I would do something new and that would be to start a blog! Not sure what all to write about so I will keep this one short for now and I am sure as the months progress I will be writting more!!!!

Payback!!
When he was young he made a promise you could say that he sold his soul, he did it for the woman he thought he loved a big home and his wealth all told. When he vowed that he'd give up his life to be the possessor of all of those things, he couldn't see or didn't recognize the destroyer standing by in the wings. So the Devil, he granted his every wish there was nothing the man went without, he was hell bent on his self destruction and he would do it and there was no doubt. At the peek of his life all things seemed to change when at last he saw another point of view, what was the point of all of this stuff you could never take any of it with you. His thoughts turned in other directions and he wondered about the point of it all, but before he could do any changing in life the Devil stopped to pay him a call. "You don't know me but I am the buyer of that pathetic thing that you call a soul, and now I have come to collect it and I want it before it gets old

Plz Add My Brother Chris!
hey everybody my brother chris iz fairly new to lostcherry can ya all show him sum lostcherry love and rate hiz profile,add him az a fan, add him to ur friendz list & comment and rate pix he has added..id really appreciate it :) hiz link iz http://fubar.com/user/659561

Alleyway
DONT GO INTO THE ALLEYWAY, AS U DONT KNOW WHAT ITS HOLDS.SEE U MAY OR MAY NOT COME BACK, IF U DONT SEE THE LIGHT, AT THEE OTHER END. AS THE NIGHT COMES ON WHO KNOW WHAT IS WAITING IN THAT ALLEYWAY, FOR U. STAT TUNED TO SEE WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPENED IN THE ALLEYWAY.

Depressed
i feel really depressed today i have not got much sleep latley i think its the weather changing or maybe i need to take a break from work and just lay back and relax i am always busy doin somethin rather its somthin for the kids or at work it gets old doin the same shit everyday i need to get out anyone have any ideas

I Almost Feel Like Crying
Im just a los for words, its like having a knife dug into your skin and twisted like a screw, its very painful, and i feel like shit barrely any sleep at all, oh how i miss her so much. its slowly killing me inside to know that she wants to be with me but she doesnt want a boy friend..... i havent told her that i love her, and now i dontk now if i ever could say it. i just wish that this was never the way it was supost to have been. I blame myself for being sooo attached.

Hello All
Hey there I am new to lost cherry but so far have met a lot of cool people that have made me feel very welcome. Hope you all like my profile and give me some nice ratings....I will do the same for you :-D OK all thanks for checking me out take care! Steve

Howllllllllllllllllling At The Moon
Not really sure what a blog is.... I'm new at this stuff. Hope to be a faster learner than my computer is. I'm a southern lady, Part Irish, part Cherokee Indian. Old enough to know better, but young enough at heart to try new stuff. Save a horse Ride a Cowboy....... I'm coming to your City.. If you know who sings them songs you know my taste in Music. I also love 70' -80's rock. God Bless our Soldiers and the family they left here to be FREE. Our first breath is a dying breath, live each one wize. Not real sure what I'm suppose to type here, hope this gives people a idea of how well I know about this place.

5 Levels Of Hangovers
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're ! able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite! havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friendsdared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of wate

I Dont Know What To Do
I am so broke and my ex left me with some shit I have to pay. I am so screwed I have no job. I need some money. I need to find a babysitting job. Well I will come up with the money some how.

Grown Men Cry
A man all alone and scared Not of what life has dealt him here But feeling like a child Seperated from family and friends He has seen death within all Even within him Walking to a job interview Feeling like a kid again Life as he once knew it Still living within him again The idea of living in a cardboard box The idea of hoping to eat later in the evening Not knowing what life has to offer His place is not secure only within him Looking at the trees passing by He begins to notice butterflies Why when you are down You begin to see the things that once were not around Life passes so fast You can see the wind blow the grass Feeling that little kid inside Is something that you cant hide Feeling helpless and alone You regress to what you have always known Married or single Men do cry Men do feel scared Men can even feel the blowing of their own hair Men walk up right and strong But with our backs against the wall We all learn how to fall Because we learned

Killing Time.......... Pt. 5
I met a girl who hated the world, she used her body to sell her soul; every town, they'd break her and pay, tear out heart and leave her in pain! I never found out how she survived, all of the sadness she kept inside; I never found out how she could lie, with a smile on her face and scratches she'd hide... You could love her, if you paid, you could have her everyday; you could love her, if you prayed, you could have her every way..... Down on her knees, she wept on the floor; this hopeless life, she'd want it no more... dead in her mind and cold to the bone, she opened her eyes and saw she was alone! She never found out how much I tried, all of the sadness she kept made me blind; she never found out how much I cried, the rope so tight on the night that she died... You could love her, if you paid, you could have her everyday; you could love her, if you prayed, you could have her every way..... I never found out how she survived, a life lived in lies is a life of denial; I never found

Life Straight
WHY IS IT WE TRY TO GO FOWARD AND EVERYTHING YOU TRY JUST TAKES YA RIGHT BACK TO THE BEGINING AGAIN AS A LOT OF POEPLE IN MY LIFE KNOWS I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL IN DEC OF LAST YEAR DIEN CUZ MY PANKREASE SHUT DOWN MAKN ME AN INSTANT DIABETIC HAD TO SHOOT MYSELF FOR 2 MONTHS STRAIGHT WITH 100CC OF INSULIN 3 TIMES A DAY OR MORE ONE DAY I HIT A NERVE IN MY STUMACH AND SAID ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT AND HAVNT TAKN IT SINCE AND MY SUGAR IS NORMAL AGAIN WELL I WENT BACK TO WORK FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS THINKN I WAS FINALY GETN MY LIFE STRAIGHT AGAIN AND HAD TO GO IN FOR PHYSICAL WELL GUESE WHAT IM BACK NOT WORKN AGAIN AND IT WASNT CUZ OF INSULIN NOW ITS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE WELL IVE TREID EVERYTHING TO LOWER IT AND ALL IT DOUSE IS RAISE SO GUESE IM FUCKED WHATS WORSE IS THAT SOCIAL SECURITY WITH ME LOOSN EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IN A COUPLE MONTHS INCLUDING MY FIANCE CUZ SHE COULDNT HANDLE ME NOT BEEN ABLE TO WORK FUNNY HOW LOVE IS/ I COME TO IT THAT LOVE REVOLVES AROUND MONEY ANYMORE/ HA I SHOULD FIND A SUG

Feeling Alone
So how is it you can be surrounded by people yet feel completely alone? How can you have all your friends around you yet feel there is no one there? Is it all due to the fact that you no longer have that special someone telling you they love you? Did they mean that much that without them you feel there is no one? And how do you go about meeting that someone new? You look over and see someone and think "wow they are beautiful"...but how do you meet this person without being just another "fucking guy" ? How? Tell me please?

Good Newz Ya All
ok so i talked to my sister katrina 2day and she sed the next visit she has with the kidz even the baby iz like next week or the following week and me and my mom get to go see da kidz cuz she iz takin us hehehe so when we see da kidz she iz takin pix so i will b sure to show ya all da pix lolz...but from 2dayz visit she took pix of her nd a baby my niecez togetehr and w da boyz etc when she getz da film developed she iz comin over to show uz da pix hopefully get a copy of them all plus see if sumone can scan them for us :) so plz reply back and lemme know if ya all wunna see pix when i get pix ? SabbyCat

My Desperation...
You are my desperation, that which fuels the fire within that which fans the flames adrift into the unrelenting storm into the serenity and the norm You are my insanity, that you are there within my mind that you are there adrift in time memories that will not fade memories that will ne'er be made Lost within this ageless mourning desperate lives, desperation pouring seeping into a shallow hole an end to my depseration there shall find me... Written by Tesa

I'm Not Ignoring Anyone At All.
I swear I am not ignoring anyone at all. It's just that I am way overdo with personal projects at home. These projects are really tough and excrutiating. Stay in touch! I'll remain accessable and in touch, but limited to quantity of log-ins.

Cell Phones And The People Who Sell Them!!!!
YOU'D THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO SELL THESE THINGS WOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. MAYBE I EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM THEM BUT REALLY....SHOULDN'T THEY KNOW HOW TO READ AT LEAST? I'VE SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT TRYING TO TRANSFER MY DATA ONTO MY PC FROM MY PHONE. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT CUZ IT WASN'T WORKING AT ALL. THEN, I HAPPEN TO GLANCE AT THE BOX MY CABLE CAME IN AND GUESS WHAT....WRONG CABLE!!!! THAT'S JUST PAR FOR THE COURSE NOW, AIN'T IT??? BEWARE PEOPLE...I'M PLAYING MY SALIVA CD AND I'M IN THE MOOD TO THROW THINGS!!

The Start Of A Novel?
What do you think? ~*~*~*~ @}--`--- ~*~*~*~ They had stood there on countless occassions staring at the vast expressionless sea before them of facades and faces that were shadowed out by the blur of movement in a flow of bodies. They'd crossed paths and had never known of each other's existance, never once raising their eyes as they hurried past in the roar of the crowds which they travelled. Not once did they cast their gaze upon each other, not once did the thought of destiny play on their minds as they droned on with their everyday lives, living in mediocre worlds, never thinking that in one instance or one glance their lives could change forever. The day pressed on in it's usual slow manner as Callista walked along the same road as she did every day. Fingers fumbled on the numbers of her cellphone as she inched her way through the crowds of people on the sidewalk, every now and then bumping shoulders into someone and apologizing for it automatically and dryly when someo

This One May Be Accurate... Hehe
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Made Up Story Of You And Me.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you...

Be My Boyfriend
boyfriend aplication=11-12 year olds only Name: Age: Location: Eyes: What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: wat type os girls u into if i was sick wat u do? if i was crying would u help me out or wat? if i had something on my face would u tell me? would u introude me to ur friends?

Untitled.
Searching for the answers... to save me from my mind lost in circumstances there's an emptiness I find Looking for a way in some direction no more games to play to my hearts indescretion What have i become.... drowned in all these tears losing my mind caught up in empty fears I've given up all reason the answers won't appear and when the time is right these thoughts will disappear... Written by Tesa

A Story.
This was not written by my, but was sent to me a long time ago. I do not take credit for this story, but love it still. I wish I could remember who you were friend, that sent me this story. ~*~*~*~ @}---`--- ~*~*~*~ He laid there enjoying the feeling of the fresh spring breeze and the play of the sunlight across his face. It reminded him of her. The lonely piercing call of a hawk broke the silence. It sounded impossibly distant... out of his reach. The corners of his mouth turned down into a slight frown. That sound also reminded him of her. The wind gusted, turning into a low, mournful wail as it passed through the surrounding trees. He smiled bitterly... how appropriate, he thought. Slowly, reluctantly, he opened his eyes, letting the outside world intrude. The sight disappointed him... it always did now. The colors seemed pale, as if some of the life had been drained from his surroundings. The sky didn't seem quite so blue (strange, he thought, the sky n

A Moment Captured In Time
The warmth of the sun doeth touch mine cheek a kiss, a touch of heavenly love to the depth of my soul spirits lifted high frowned lips now turned to a smile The earth beneath gives but a peek beneath the blanket of snow and white and melted snow upon the ground, makes tiny ponds at every turn and way And the wind blows light the sweet breath of life and echos within, the dreams of man once spoken, once thought, and unsought The beauty captured within a moment of time, to be remembered for all of my life. Written by Tesa

If You Were Here.
If you were here I'd hold you close refuse to let you go but you have flown so far away I wish that you could know If you were here I'd feel alright but I'm subdued by tears and you have flown so far away time's drowning in the years If you were here I'd speak your name in hopes that you could see yet you have flown so far away a spark of love in me If you were here I'd plead and cry cling tight and won't give in but you have drifted far away and the distance has no end If you were here I'd ask you why you left me here alone but you have gone so far away you've cast the final stone If you were here I'd know you cared but I am left to die and you have gone so far away our love was just a lie Written by Tesa

The Hitchhiker
While I was drving along one day I happened upon a man.. are you travelling, upon my way? would you care to lend a hand? And his clothes were tattered and no shoes had he but to him, it seemed to not have mattered as he looked and smiled at me And his skin discolored, scarred, and black from all the dirt and grime and all he carried, was a sack but to him, it all seemed fine His arm stretched outward with coins in hand as if to pay me for the ride from his fingers poured grains of sand my surprise, I tried to hide And he waited ever patiently, standing beneath the heat of day he did not beg me desperately as he wondered what i'd say I smiled and opened wide the door and he climbed into my car set his sack upon the floor and said "home isn't very far" He moved to hand me what he had and I declined the jest he seemed upset, and looked quite sad as we journyed to the west And then he spoke, so quietly and broke the s

Morning Reality
I'm clinging... but what am I clinging to? Oh, this ruffled pillow beside me crushed within my arms and this poor pillow i look upon is drowned within my tears what to express, what to address all these mingled thoughts that strangle my conciousness clinging to things to soothe me wishing you were beside me I can't say this is healthy my body feels so weak, so brittle feels so fake, just might break what's food anymore? me eating to stay alive... to fill the empty space inside? why am I still breathing? intaking of air, as if I care moving on with life as if I dare? but i don't feel this urge not one single urge, to let the empty days pass by without him near, to much to fear that my mind might just give in to the fitful thoughts that lie awake inside my mind, I cannot shake so i cling into my pillow cling tight, won't let go trying to find comfort, is there such a sort? ready to smile, for just a while and to let my mind b

For Yours Is...
For yours is the heart that beats with mine and you are the light, that does glow and shine in my eyes within darkened days never dimmed in your glorious ways And yours is the breath in which I breathe with loving caresses in the words you weave 'gainst my cheek, circles 'round your mighty words, and gentle sound For yours is the soul that burns so firece into my being, the flames do pierce and the rising flames, crackle and burn makes my body, want and yearn And yours is the touch, I cannot live without the rains that must come and ease the drought that soothes the burning of your touch and makes me need you oh so much For yours is the heart that beats with mine the beat of my life, that, which is divine And ours is the love we cannot deny it lasts forever, and will never die... Written by Tesa

Poison Within
as the cold seeps to the bone slithers far beneath the skin to the coursing blood within, lamenting silently, so forlorn tainting crimson, steals the heat bitter cold, doth from it retreat coursing innards with deepend scorn the poison as it takes it's toll upon the life, and tortured soul shattered fragments, mangled, torn ails the body, mind and all wretched form, shall break and fall but for us, none shall mourn Written by Tesa

My Masterpiece
deep in me, my masterpiece, set aglow with gifted light an image there, sweet misery, that pains me with its sight no brush have I, or canvas here, in which to weave the scene and I have but a memory, in which to capture the dream in this false serenity, he's there within my mind and upon his face, an unearthly glow, in which the stars doth shine rapture here, unending bliss, lost within the sweetest kiss but dreams collide, and the moments gone, within the malice of a hiss and deep in me, my masterpiece, has lost the gentle glow my painted scene, and dreams of thee, is all i'll ever know and turns the colors of the dream, my fading masterpiece worn and torn, from aging years, and folded with a crease the smiles before, of image clear a blur within the mirror that now is lost, in memory sweetness of a dream, in me and now my mind, a canvas white not set aglow by gifted light seeks to find imagination to weave again, a new creation Written by

If I Were To Die Tomorrow...
If I were to die tomorrow, will the heavens shed a tear such pouring silver daggers drag upon the surface here would there be a melody to touch the faint of hearts would its tune be filled with gloom from the moment that it starts would you weep those unshed tears and think of me time to time or would you soon forget me with the next ringing of the chime will the memories that we shared be lost within the sea or will you gather all those pieces, you had of you and me I'd hope you won't forget me or the many things we shared but i hope you'll have the courage to move on, and not be scared For if i were to die tomorrow please remember this my love that if our love was meant to be then we'll meet again in the stars above... Author Tesa

Hallow
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell; And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die

Soul Eaters
Run faster I scream they are gaining ground, Trees whipping past our faces deep heavy breaths the only sound. The dark evil beasts that hunt our very souls, Have us trapped in this place hope fading the darkness taking its toll. Sweat pouring down my face my own blood crusted on my lips, My eyes start to sting I can feel the pain in my hips. Stay with me I scream they are right behind us, I look back and see their black hollow sockets death their only lust. My companion is getting weak the tears are beginning to fall, I can not lose it I must be strong all for one and one for all. I can see a clearing ahead the moonlight guiding the way, As we draw nearer the rain begins to fall washing our own sins away. Give me your hand I yell as I try to reach the high land ahead, The hand never reaches me as my companion falls to the ground dead. I look up and see the nasty beast that just took part of my soul, Its jagged teeth bared at me letting me know I'm next to g

Darkening Dream
close your eyes, drift down to the field of dreams, where you will stay and find your rest in deep slumber, but blackness comes, sweeping through changing everything, the meadow becomes swamp, the river becomes blood, and there you lie, your flesh cold but still alive, you smiles as life fades from your dream, and the blackness fills your world, this was your wish, to be left in pain alone in the darkness, whispers fill the air, and your eyes close again, "I have found my rest" the words trickle from your mouth and all goes on, but you will never open your eyes again

Tick, Tock, Tick.
The tick tick tick of a clock on the wall keeps me awake. It chimes at every half hour. The ring of the clock stirs me from slumber sometimes and at other times I never hear it while i'm deep in slumber. However, that I am awake, makes the chimming annoyingly loud and distracting. Only my mother would be so kind as to put a pendulum wall clock on the wall with it's insistent tick tock tick tock. I wish I could throw the object ouf of the window and be rid of the sound. Ah, anyways, let me try my hand at this sleep thing. Sleep is so very wonderful.

Lost Soul
gripping the sheets pulling all toward your quivering body, holding tight to any, the mind screams "stop this, no more" but it does no good, the demons still come and scream their words, your back arches and all muscles twitch, knowing that you have lost the control of yourself, that your mind is no longer that which you control but the voices, the voices hold all their words echo through the hollow soul, and their claws guide your every move, you scream louder searing the ears of the living and the dead "help me, help" you cry louder, but no one comes no one even cares, and you become lost no longer a being but a lost memory, only your body remains and it goes on, with only the demons inside

Eternally...
Among the darkened skys from heaven... In a moonlit sky there meets... A soft and starbright angel. Twinkling yond above the trees. And set upon the milky stars. The lords garden vast and lush. Amid angelic harps in rhythm. I silenced in a hush. My fingers brushed upon my lips... In a serenade of eternal love. I heard you voice sweet calling me... From the brightest star above. And far church bells chimned for each year you lived. A total of 29 times. An you may have lived them just mortal years, But you live forever in mine. With blearied eyes... I thought of you. Sang in verse all the songs we shared and knew. An I felt your touch and hugs and kisses. Soft and warm in the morning dew. And with the dawn in breaking.. In the air a misty sea, Of sweet floral... soft babys breathe. I know we are together... Eternally. We be. In this life with you there.. Be of no such thing.... Only hallowed loving memories, An with that there is no death. Only wh

Lullaby
Rest your head, Close your eyes, Drift in dreams, As you sing a lullaby. Remember those days? I was so small Rocking in your arms... I knew you'd smile... You do remember. I'm a lot older now... So are you... No don't cry. I know I'm crying too. Foul world, WHY HIM...? WHY CANCER...? Why me...? Why...? ...why? No I'm fine, Grandpa you look tired. Rest your head, Close your eyes, Drift in dreams, I'll sing One... Last... Lullaby.

Virus
she reminisced the days when they would lie naked under the cool shade of palms and wade in soothing waters till sundown she reminisced the nights when when he was alive before they went to war on themselves choking on poisons that coursed through their veins when they shot up lit up shut up the countless sleepless nights they had she had cradling his sweat and tear drenched head living through the waves of destruction decomposition and yet she dredged through that rot so sick they were so sick he was so fucking sad she reminisced the laughter without the chokes the wind blowing cool against hot hands and smoke 'aah...this life is a disease.' she thought 'this life is so long gone...' and with that she stepped out her body shadowing the ground, her grave, below.

The Whistling Tea Kettle
Back in the 1890’s when trains of the Santa Fe Railroad first began to run in the vicinity of Ardmore, Oklahoma, one was held up by bandits seven miles from town where the tracks crossed Caddo Creek. Afterwards the robbers retired to an old house, where they divided and quarrelled over the spoils. One robber was shot and killed. It is a tradition that part or all of the booty was hidden for a time in or about the house. People soon began to say that the ghost of the murdered bandit walked about the place trying to find where the money was hidden and for many years nobody was willing to live there. However, about seven years ago, a family named Lynch moved into the deserted building. One afternoon, in the summer, Mrs. Lynch left her two oldest children at home and crossed the fields to visit some neighbors. An hour later, she heard her children screaming and ran out with her friends to learn the cause. Almost in hysterics, the youngsters came flying along shouting that someone was te

My Rant For The Day
I took my exam about 4 weeks ago and I was supposed to get my paperwork for my liscense in a week well I still have nothing and they told me they have no idea how long it will take cause they are switching there stuff up from one computer to another and it wouldnt be so bad if I didnt hvae a job where I cant do shit but stand around and watch all day.. that shit gets really boring and I dont want to do this for very much longer... PISS ON YOU TDLR

Goddnight To All Of Cherryville!!!!
just wanted to say nighty,night! got to get up at 6:00 am and will not be done running till late,.. so i'm gonna be back on thursday! Hope to talk to you all soon! sorry cant get to mst of ya but just leave me a message and i will get ya back! much sweet cherry luvin! ~JESSICAluvzMIKE~ xoxo! smooches and hugins!! HEHEH have a nice night! sweet dreams y'all!

Sex Questions!
Instructions: (Anwser)((Yes)) and ((No)) to them Got it Thanks! 1.)Have u ever Farted while having sex? 2.)Did u ever have sex in a Movie Theater? 3.)Have u ever had sex with someone u never cared about? But did it anyways? 4.)Are u Submissive in Bed? 5.)Do u take charge in Bed? 6.)Are u in Lust with someone u know? 7.)Did u ever give anal? 8.)Did u ever recieve anal? 9.)Are u Kinky? 10.)Did u like this Blog? Thanks so much for anwsering this little Blog i made up....have a great day!kisses mauhzzzz!

Some Times I Wonder If Am Good Eough
some times i sit and wonder if i a mesure up i mean come oen lets face some women do like the thug types which leaces guys like me in the dust or as we say on the curb but thats me i guess if thats what they like then whats the use or need or guys like my self you know

Under Master's Hand
Under Master's Hand by not_so_innocent_flirting © "I will never hurt you little one, I told you that and I meant it. I don't wish to see fear in your eyes; I wish to see a sparkle and see them full of life. Do you trust Me?" I felt nearly breathless my focus was on His words and His voice. I do indeed trust Him and am ready to take this step. It is pride I feel that He has taken my hand to lead me. "Yes Master, I trust You. I know You will not hurt me. I trust You know me and will know what is best for me." Looking into His eyes reaffirmed my feelings. His warm smile was soothing. Then I saw that look, the one I have seen so many times when Master is deep into His thoughts and preparing me for a new step. The deep breath He takes as His eyes close and He slowly exhales. I can almost see Him shudder. This look arouses me so. As He knows me better than anyone, and I know He cares for me, I trust his steps will remain within my limits. He has pushed them, He has taken

Just Mumbling
OK IM SITTING HERE WATCHING THE ANIMAL PLANET AND THEY ARE SHOWING MORE THINGS ON STEVE IRWIN (RIP) ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN THAT ROAMED THIS EARTH AND ITS SAD THAT HE IS GONE. ITS WEIRD HOW A GUY FROM THE TELE COULD IMPACT A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE HE HAS. AND ITS GONNA BE ROUGH ON THOSE 2 LIL ONES OF HIS. I LOST MY MOTHER WHEN I WAS 14 SO KNOW ALL TO WELL ABOUT THAT. I JUST WISH THE IRWIN FAMILY THE BEST OF LUCK AND HOPE THAT HAPPINESS COMES THERE WAY AGAIN SOMEDAY CAUSE KNOWING THE WAY STEVE WAS HE WOULDNT WANT THEM DOWN FOR TOO LONG. RIP STEVE IRWIN U WERE TRUELY ONE OF THE PLANETS BEST MEN AND URE LEGACY WILL LIVE ON IN YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN!!!!!

Fans N Friends
Thanks everyone for always helping me level up when I need it. I promise that once I get to a level that I can add more pix I will definately make them worth it. Plus, I will be holding contest. So please stay tuned and let me know your feedback on what you want to see. Leave a comment and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Muahz ~Ebby

The Pain Of Being Me
why is it no mattter how hard we try we al ways loose the things we love to something or some one better yea well thats how i feel like total complete failed experiment i dont know if that is worser or not but i do know is maybe this love things isnt for me i guess for right now who knows

"I have no fear of death, it just means dreaming and silence..." -Cowboy Bebop "The sword is a weapon for killing. The art of the sword is the art of killing. No matter what fancy words you use or what titles you put to it, that is the only truth..." -Kenshin "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all chileren..." -The Crow "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly..." "Every man good or evil desirves salvation..." -Saint Hakushiem "Don't do anything dumb to show your brave, your courage has already been documented..." -Nip/Tuck "Life is long when you live, but oh so short when you look back..." -Batin Kaitos "It's as if every conversation with a woman was a test, and men always failed it, because they always lacked the key to the code and so they never quite understood what the conversation was really about..." -Enchantment by Orson Scott Card "Imperfections are the defining character

Please Read
I haven't been on here much in the past few days, but I'll check in tommorrow to read any comments.. WIIfo my wife just told me that she doesn't love me any more and that she loves a good for nothing bum thats idea of work is standing on a corner with A CAN bumming money..

In The Eyes Of The Loved Ones
i look into the eyes of the ones that i love...at times all i see is hate... i just want to take a knife and end it... but i realize... my life is to preshus to take... so i just take my life piece by piece...a cut here a burn there...and i do it just enough that no one will notice... and it came to me that one of these days im not going to have to do that anymore...my problems will be solved... i wont have to look in the eyes of my loved ones...i will be no more. Katherine Maria Longano

And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from They hand, that our feet may swiftyly carry out Thy command so we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

....the Long Nights Of Fall And Winter......
The drunks and the tourons are gone...Only the really dedicated fishermen are left...The pier folk and the locals are left till the Seafood Festival first week in Oct. ...You know sometimes it gets so bad that one of the dispatchers once called the phone company to see if the lines were still up....Thank God for the local drunks....At least they keep things interesting arguing and fighting with the Marines....Bad thing tho are the domestics....They seem to get worse and more frequent during the fall and winter months...Still 2 more months of hurricane season...Hopefully we'll see another season without a really bad one....More later....

THE POOPIE LIST Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Corn Poopie- Self explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopi

The Touch
THE TOUCH it is your touch that sends me to a far away place. when you run your hands slowly across my face. your touch that makes me lose control, and forget how to act. the tough you give when you massage my back. i long for you day and night, and i miss you so much. i rush with open arms to greet you, so i can feel your touch. i can try to explain, and help you understand. at the moment of yo caress, i feel more than a man. derrickbarbee copyright2001

Bed Of Stone
Bed of Stone by not_so_innocent_flirting I lay across the large stone nearly breathless as the cool early morning air kissed my damp flesh. The sun rays seemed even more prominent than they did earlier the sounds of sunrise were like music. The melodic tune of the gulls became beautiful like the songbird. Master often called me songbird. I could feel Master standing behind me but could not feel His touch upon my flesh and I needed it right now especially. He had always been kind and attentive to my needs and I could not help but wonder if something was wrong. Master used me hard but always soothed me back to normal with His wonderful hands and voice. As I started to lift myself from the stone and turn to face Him I felt His hand. "Be still My songbird, I am here." I could feel His hand stroking my hair and His kisses on the back of my neck sending shivers throughout my body. It began all over again the throbbing in my most intimate areas the tingling in my erect nippl

Your Daddy
you asked me to be your daddy, and when you told me why. it touched me deep in my heart, made me want to cry. i said yes, i have now son of my own. i will try to be there for you, and never leave you alone. my promise to you is to be the best Dad I can be. all your problems and lifes questions, Bring them to me. let me help you and teach you, in every way that i can. let me guide you and the path, to help you become a man. i make this promise to you, and you will see. the worlds greatest dad, is what i will be.

Me Me Me
I thank each and every one of yall for popping my cherry,, There seem to be some really nice people on here..I was sittin here thinking how I could be a great Memory for some of yall..Nice to meet yall my name is Memory..So keep it as real as u can and get with me if u want too....

I Really Must Be Bored!!!!
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Blah
Well sence this is my first Blog on here I think I will write a little bit than mabye leave ya wiht a poem but yeah I got dumped reasently and its ok Im not mad at him he did what he thought was right for him its ok too cuz I still love him even though he wanted a little time we still talk everyday and all that but its kool so I decided to write this poem for him this is my creation plz dont rip it off thank you play the game >>>take the chance >>>>>spin the wheel >>> roll the dice >take a card play the game >>>pick ur piece >>>>>find where you start >>>whats the rules play the game >>>you can lie >>>>you can cheat >>>dosnt matter >>win or lose you played the game >>>play it alone >>>>or in a pair >>>or with a group >>jsut remember to play play the game >>>you cant quit >>>>you cant go back >>>>once you start >>>your in it till the end you played the game >>> now look back >>>>>

Just For Fun Lmao
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lesbians And Bi's
im not really one to care about anybody's sexuality but i do have one question where the hell are all the bi's and gays coming from?? what happened to girls just wanting to be with a guy?? i wonder if guys really want all that competition!! my belief is that since its the new "trend" to be bi many girls hop on that train and hope for attention because lets face it we as women have been fed that the majority of men want a 3some not that i care what thier fantasies are because lets face it im all about me and what i want i dont feel i have to do whats "hot" at the moment to get attention or eat pussy i get attention just from being myself and i like me!! ok im getting off the soap box for the moment

My New Poem
Eyes of tears cry in fear for the longing of a soulmate is no more. feel alone and scared wanting to be held from fear. Heart beats and goes fast jumping right out of my chest. I feel the pain of a dieing soul growing stronger with each night. The room grows dim no more light yet i feel the creeping dark sneak up behind. Grasp's you from the back and sucks you in dont fight just embrace for there is nothing left of me.

i fuckin hurt my leg in a game monday and i hurt it even more today i broke a window by punching it becaz i was so mad and in so much pain and i fell becaz me leg gave out and it hurt so bad i had tears coming out ofmy eyes and im playing friday night so if u wanna say im a pussy u go break ur ankle and then play a fuckin fooabll game frieday and then u can call me a pussy

I Shall See*new Poem*
I shall see all the beauty that surrounds me i shall see the pain in your eyes i shall see how love has came to be but most of all i shall see the emotions you hide away Bear your soul and take flight wrap your wings around me tonight and then i shall see take the burden and misery break this endless cycle of damnation my eyes are to foggy to see lift me up to heaven where i need to be and then i shall see the beauty that shines within us all the love we give my life is in your hands my soul is your unwritten plan write me out tell my story for all to oneday see and then they will all be able to see the real me. -written by- (me) social misfit

7th Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High

True Country
Why is it that some people will go out drop a ton of cash on a wardrobe, turn on some country tunes and think they are country? I have known so many concrete cowboys and cowgirls in my life it isn't funny. The one thing that cracks me up is when you go to call someone out they begin to crawfish. When you live the life of a cowgirl you are the first one to spot a fake. Many people love the notion of "country", but once they see it is all about hard work and dedication they go back to their previous lifestyle. Women if you want a cowboy, don't try to be someone you aren't, because when you get sick of rockies, wranglers, chuckas, and hats, at the end of the day if your "cowboy" is true he will still dress in the wranglers and cinch. And eventually will see that you are fake, when it would have been quicker to chase him like you are and see if he likes you for the real person you are.

Going To Japan
Well it's official I am going to Japan this month. Leaving either the Wednesday the 27th or Saturday the 30th. It will be a business trip, and I will be there for 5 weeks. I plan on taking LOTS of pics, and blogging about it for my friends and family. Since it is a business trip for training I probably won't write everyday, just on the weekends, and the holidays (there are 2 Japanese holidays while I'm there). I will definately be posting the pics, and I will probably call the album Japan (just a heads up). Anyway I hope you all take the time to read my blogs (hopefully I can keep them interesting), and you enjoy the pics.

Blahhh
Hey ya'll..Im just sit'n here with nothing betta to do, so thought id write a lil suttin suttin. Last night i decided to change myself.. well, not change.. but just be real, be myself.. dont try to please these nigga's & juss be what i wonna.. stop worryin bout *ish!! Yakno?? So i've obviously given up on ...we will call him 3... definitly have! Why sit around & wait for him to want me again when i can be out enjoyin life like he is.. He been thru so many girls since us ne ways.. so what the heck i care ne more for?! I DONT!! Im also given up on these lame ass people who i dont needa be sweatin.. Ya'll kno who ya'll are.. not that none of um have a LC.. but they definitly kno who they is. Thats bout it.. AnGeL

Funny!-->"whats The Name Of Your"
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but says "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the customer says "Alright, what's the name of your penis?" The gay waiter says "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT." The customer thinks for a moment and says "The name of my penis is SECRET." The waiter says "SECRET?" The customer says "Yeah...STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

Wow
I didn't know we could make blogs on here...AMAZING! Now y'alls can keep up with me whenever something comes up. Awesomeness!!! And please...go to my page and leave me a voice comment! :D You all ROCK! ♥ SMEXY

"touching Letter Lmao"
This is really touching....... This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. This letter was sent to the principals office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! Dear Safety Harbor Middle School: God bless you for the beautiful radio won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke

The World Is Bright!
Hi! I had lunch today with someone who is just so cool! I love her to death. It was cool to hang out with her and talk! Thanks!!! (You know who you are)....and on to other things. I'm so glad I came to LC. When I did I never knew I'd meet HIM!!! Woohoo! I'm so happy now! I look for him first thing when I come one and we can talk for hours. Woohoo love you! Jerusha

Come On
That be fun and sexy LOL sexiest naked girl n just socks contest! all i need is 4 or more people to join and it be set! hahahaah I already have 1 they just wont do it unless 4 more people do it! if girls can be perves guys can also! hahaha wait a minute what world do I live in hahahahaha I make my self laugh but for real. nothigns hotter than a naked girl in just socks

"new Alcohol Warning Labels"
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING:

My First Hosted Hottest Male Lc Contest!! Intro Here..
***********Calling All LC Guys*********** I'm Hosting my first Hottest LCer contest, and I want YOU to submit the pic you think is the hottest!! Reply to me using this bullitin, and let me know what pic you want me to use, using the 'link to this photo' option. Prizes have yet to be determined, but shall be posted in my bullitins and blog, when the time comes The starting date will be September 23rd, and all males are invited. NO nudes, or sexual references, will be allowed. Also, I want your face to be visible!!! Repost this many times so that all who want to, can participate. I only have room for 20 contestants, so act fast!! Have a great day!!

The Leather Line
The leather line I think you shall feed my hunger, my need for sweet soft skin. I can kiss your lips, I'll run my tough from your neck down to somewhere that would make you whimper and feel your energy coarse though me. Its time for simple expression, extreme compassion. We will start real slow, I will kiss and nibble every inch of you, and I'll watch your eyes grow larger and your fingers grip the black silk sheets when you feel me enter you. Let's go for a ride I'll be your machine. your the cow girl that's breaking me. I bound you, I bind you, I take control. I'm pushing harder and you want to scream. I'm going to take you completely. Your inebriations are leather straps wrapped around your tiny beautiful wrist. I'm pushing deeper harder and your holding back your screams but you will give in to me. Its freedom, its beautiful hold back nothing. When I untie you, I cant wait to see the bliss you unload on me. Put your nails in my skin, teach me how I can be broken too. Taken to

Words To Live By
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not

Is It That Time Of The Month Agian??
to make a long story short if I can really do that would be awsome. I have been having an awsome week. it was good, went to an AA meeting. I try to get to at least one a week some times I get to more somtimes I don't even get to one, but I try to get to one. I was sitting there listening waiting for my turn to talk. and all was well for the most part. I talked how I was having a good week for the most part and then I siad well everything is good and now I'm just waiting for it to go to hell in a hand basket. in my short life I have found that nothing good last. when everything is going good it will just be a matter of time before a disaster strikes. now before u get all worried everything is good. when these little disasters strike they take place in my head. little problems feel huge, fears plage me, fears rule my life. the reason I drank was to get rid of those fears and for the most part drinking did a good job. untill it started to make them bigger and worse. now wat do u ask w

Omg! Lmfao....how Will You Die?
Take the quiz: How will you die? (25 possibilities)You will be eaten alive by rabid gophers.Never in your wildest imaginings would you ever have dreamed that your sole purpose in life was to one day serve as a tasty snack for a pack of rabid gophers, but God has a sense of humor. It's just that sometimes that humor is cruel. On a more positive note, you will be reincarnated as a rabid gopher, and sweet rodenty vengeance shall be yours!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! Who would have thought..never thought id end up going out this way..but okays lmfaoo too funny

Dante's Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme

I Know!
I know all these contests"nicest cock" "nicest chest" ect for guys what about a contest for girls? sexiest ass or nicest pussy? Or my fav nicest naked girl just wearing socks! ur judged on how cute ur socks are and how hot ur naked body is! Or is it just pervey when a guy wants to have a contest like that???? LOL

Everything Is Bigger In Texas
This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe! (For those of you who are not local, Lake Conroe is in Conroe, TX.) That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?! If you ski at the west end of the lake -- try not to fall. This alligator was found between ! Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house. How would you like to meet this fella in the dark? Never let it be said that we don't grow them big in Texas . Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator- guess he wouldn't cooperate... Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the nig! ht. Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations. "I didn't believe it," Charles Rogers said. Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated. Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin....
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin Sep 19, 2006 Things keep on pushing forward, and progress has been made. In fact last night may have been the last time for drum tracking. I say "might" because there are no guarantees in this business. Things change everyday. Yesterday was a big day for this album. I'll start from the small, and work up... First things first, I had a wonderful session with my vocal coach. It was really interesting for me probably more than anyone else because she spent a long time basically analyzing my particular voice. I didn't know it, but from my first word "hello", she was listening to the sound of my voice. We discussed a ton of things including what I felt were my strengths and weaknesses, and she gave me all kinds of info on of how a voice works, why mine sounds like it does, and how I can make it even stronger. She was very clear about not wanting to change my "style", but more worried about showing me how to sing the correct way so that I do not cause any damage

#3: Proving People Wrong
There are few feelings more satisfying in the world than doing something people think you can't do. Case in point: last October. My girlfriend just broke up with me and I lost my job in the span of a week. While I was looking for a job in the newspaper, my ex told me I'm better off just giving up. And you know something, I listened. I threw in the towel more or less, packed my stuff, and moved in with my first ex for about ten days. Then I moved back home to Baltimore, down and depressed. I was out of work until January (when my parents were about to kick me out) when I finally got me a job as an office clerk. I was sick of it after about two or three months and I looked aggressively for better work. Today, I'm happy to tell you (and all those that doubted me) I will soon be an office secretary. With a lot more money and benefits. Did I mention I was going back to school too and starting next month? To those that stuck by me and through me through my hard times, thanks. T

Cosmic Pleasure (poem)
Cosmic Pleasure I’m not sure if you’ve ever been told, your touch is very warm. All these sweet kissed are leading toward a new sensation. These hungry hands just cant seem to feel enough of you. I can touch you and make you feel like my favorite wine glass, I can hold you like a vampire with a thirsty grin. I want to show you heaven thought many wicked sins. Do you want a soft genital devil or a unbending angle? Kiss me in the way you need me. Now I know, and I can see the strength in your crystal clear eyes. You have a hunger for something darker and I’ll be your master. Don’t be shy tell me what you can take, I wanna hurt you just a little so I can hear you whimper my name. Your mouth just dropped open feeling where I’ve just been, it’s a whole new kind of sin and it’s new kind of freedom for your mind. One big wet kiss followed by some heavy breathing. You didn’t know this could be something you could love. I quietly admire your soft power even as you buckle at the knees. I tak

What Is Your Spiritual Gift?
Take the quiz: What is your Spiritual gift?MeduimYou have a very special gift. You are a Meduim .....AMeduim is some one who can talk with spirit and bring peace to those who have lost loved ones and the loved ones they lost. This is a gift that you must use wisely and not take for granted.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Love
LOVE IS LIKE A SEED OF LIFE TO ROOT IS FULL PAIN & STRIFE TO GROW IS LIKE A GREAT OAK TREE STRAIGHT & STRONG FOR ETERNITY LOVE IS WHAT I OFFER STEADFAST AND CALM & OH SO TRUE LOVE IS LIFE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHO REALLY CARES.... LOVE IS OURS, IF YOU AGREE TO SPEND YOUR LIFE W ME.......

Supernatural (poem)
supernatural I see your sweet lips coming toward me in the winter of my warmest dreams. I see that lustful hopeful wide eyed stare intoxicating me into a earth bound free fall from the highest peak of heaven. I use my fingers to trace the ridges around your clothes thinking I know pleasure and I want you to know your self right here in front of me. I take your hand and drown your fingers in your own beautiful warm, soft being. While you rock back and forth and your blush as I watch you take yourself near the edge of everything I've promised in a whisper. In a passionate kiss I steal your moans that are so richly filled with abandon. I take careful bites along your naked soft body growling like a beast. I know how to make kittens purr and tigers roar. Control is yours sweet woman as long as your able to take it. Bend me to your never ending will for I will have no mercy for you. Scream things that naked ears have never heard before. I take you as I please with soft and gentle ease un

Guess What??????
I was offered an office secretary job and I accepted it. I'm so happy right now it's unbelievable. I'll start in two to four weeks. No more barely making it. (for now.) Now I can move forward in my life. It's a good feeling. A very good feeling. Wish me luck!

What Is Your Guardian Creature?
Take the quiz: What is your guardian creature?AngelYour guardian is an angel. It makes you a kind sweet person, and you love to be around people, but you tend to be gullable. Your guardian spirit has to work hard when you get yourself into a situation when you trusted the wrong people.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

U8mm Me
So my sister and I went to McDonalds again...cant beat the dollar double cheese burgers. I have been trying to get into treatment for over a month now and they called me today while me and my sister were at mcdonalds. Im so upset because I had drank and blew it. I would like to know why treatment centers require that you have so many days dober before you can e excepted there. isnt that the whole point as to why you are going there? I dont get it.

Playlist For The Week Of 9/12/06 - 9/19/06
What I Heard: Cannibal Corpse - Live Cannibalism Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Cianide - Ashes To Dust Deicide - The Stench Of Redemption Gwar - Beyond Hell Iron Maiden - A Matter Of Life And Death Kiss - Crazy Nights Megadeth - The System Has Failed Overkill - Under The Influence Paralysis - Patrons Of The Dark Rare Form - Demon Slayer - Christ Illusion Testament - Return To The Apocalyptic City What I Viewed: Napoleon Dynamite Vio-Lence - Blood & Dirt

What Is Your True Element?
Take the quiz: What is your true element? (anime pics and detailed answers)FireYou're typically friendly to most people, but when something bugs you, watch out! You're very short tempered and don't take crap from anyone. You have a lot of friends, some closer than others, but you're a free spirit that can't be tied down. This is great because it lets you be your own person, but it causes you to have a certain phobia when it comes to comitment. You're very strong willed, and always have to have your way This usualy isn't a problem, you can charm others into getting you what you want. Watch out, though, you may unknowingly hurt a friend or relative in all your mood swings. Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

You're An Angel Of..... (w/ Anime Pic.s)
Take the quiz: You're an Angel of..... (w/ anime pic.s)You're a Guardian AngelWatching over that one you're assigned to watch over, you are the most gently and open-minded. Unlike the Angel of Light, you aren't vain, you think humans are the most fascinating creatures created by god. You are the most innocent of all angels, beauty of innocence. Your job may sound simple but your at risk of becoming a fallen, for you could fall in love with the one you protect.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Going To Bed!!
Well I'm going to take a shower and go to the bed. (alone) And I for one think that bites!! But I guess it will be pleasure for one tonite!! Drop me a line let me know how u would tuck me in..and what do u do before ya fall asleep!!! Goodnite Sexy Cherries!!! xoxoxoxo!

What Angel Are You?
Take the quiz: What Angel Are You?Night AngelYou are a night angel.Smooth, calm even when angry, and slick.You love dark colours, Purples, Black, Blood red.Water loves you and you love water, you get one wonderfully since you shine for her and she refelects you.You have an attacment for leather, or somthing similar to it.You don't have a big anger, more of a deep one, you will hold a grudge for eternity but you make the punishment fit the crime.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

dark and lonely, empty and bare wanting and hoping but still nothings there grown so cold over the years where there was laughter now theres just tears shadows surround me whisper in my ear they'll never let me be loneliness weighs at my heart picking, tearing at my soul ripping it apart happiness so far away miles and miles to go i must'nt go astray i close my eyes my fears all fade as i calmly say goodbye

Devil Or Angel?
Take the quiz: Devil or Angel?Black AngelYou'd be a Black angel, Mostly nice, but you can get angry and evil at times... You do not care for some things, but you love to have fun.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I feel as though we've met before Your words seem so familiar As I listened for fates knock on the door Who are you...Where have you been You stepped right out of my mind The wonder I felt I don't know if I can do this again Your thoughts,your words,your face Pulled my heart and soul to you The need I felt As you filled a void,a dark and empty space The thought of closing the distance between Of me being in your arms The joy I felt As I traveled to a place so unforseen Waiting for you,pacing the floor The butterflys swarmed inside The nervousness I felt As I finally saw you walk through the door You held me so close,so tight My fears soon did fade The calm I felt When I realized this was so right The feel of you still lingers on The taste of your lips on mine The heat I felt I knew this couldn't be wrong My body melted into you As you slid deep inside me The lust I felt As my hopes and needs grew The closer our bodies became

can objects break that are already so badly cracked? bright, beautiful colors all around, inside is still nothing but black am able to love whole heart, mind, body and soul too many unfulfilled promises have severly taken a toll with a simple act to be made uncomfortable, feeling like a fool the distance sets in, stubborn as a fuckin mule are feelings supposed to be turned off with a flip of a switch? cold hearted, ice princess, liar, whore, bitch

Ponderables
PONDERABLES Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? W

Alone On An Island
Please don’t misunderstand; I am grateful for all of the wonderful friends I have made on here. Some have become better than others. Everyone is different; they have different likes, dislikes and very diverse personalities. Yet there is one big commonality among all of you, I can’t get to you. I don’t know exactly why but there is only 1 person on my friends list (of almost 800) that lives within a reasonable distance from me. Unfortunately as terrific of a lady as she is, she is unavailable. Granted many people don’t have their locations listed so there could be more people on my list from the Metro St Louis area, but they have not identified themselves as locals, I can only assume there is a reason for that. On an earlier blog, I explained my schedule and for that and other reasons I am severely challenged as far as the opportunity to get out and meet people. 99% of the people I work with are married, therefore they can’t… ok SHOULDN’T go out prowling on a weekend night. Tho

The Worst Invention I Ever Created.
The worst invention that I ever created...but it worked...for a while. Ever have a great idea as a kid and throw your whole body and soul into it? I used to about twice a day for most of my childhood. I was usually so spastic that I needed this ability to focus on a couple of projects at a time. I wasn't stupid...so most of the things I tried could have worked. Unlike one of my friends who is a College Professor now...but was convinced that if he kept trying he could learn how to fly. He kept flapping his arms and working out his legs (to get a good take-off I guess). He never got airborne. He also was convinced that penile growth could be achieved by directing more bloodflow to the area. So he massaged in some BenGay onto his unit. He then screamed for about 2 hours and perched himself above a sink to let the cold water soothe him. He also thought it would be a good idea to duct-tape the frame of his bicycle back together (where it had come apart at a welded spot near

Rated R.....lol
Runs his fingers through her soft hair Gently pulls Though rough, done with care Pulls back her head Her slender neck in his grasp Leans in, looks in her eyes Usually fear, usually pain Surprised to see excitement Tightens his grip around her throat A whimper escapes her The pulse in her veins The clean smell of her hair The sweetness of her perfume Closing his eyes, he takes her in Will always remember her scent Hands cuffed above Feet bound below Feels his hot breath His strong hand in her hair, upon her neck Listens as he draws in deeply Most women's nightmare Her ultimate fantasy Breathing quickens Her breasts rising and falling against his chest Warmth rises from between her thighs That look in his eyes Such a primitive need Closes her eyes Burning that look..his face into her memory She gives herself to him Feels her body relax Releases her throat Runs his fingers down her neck Over her breastbone So soft on the outside Can still feel t

To My Friends
I have been slacking off here lately. I've not been sending out comments, chatting, or messaging anyone lately. Sorry, I promise I'm going to start back again very soon. Talk to you all later. Chris H.

Im Deleting This Name
I SEND E-MAILS AND POSTED A BULLETIN WITH MY NEW NAME,,THIS NAME WLL BE DELETED IN THE MORNING..SO I AM HOPING AND PRAYING THAT YOU ALL GET BACK ON MY FRIENDS LIST I AM GOING TO DELETE THIS WHOLE THING AND START ALL OVER AGAIN,,AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS..I DONT LIKE MY KIDS IN MY NAKED PICS,.,,AND IN MY ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK DONESNT HAVE MY KIDS ON IN MY FOLDER,,,PLEASE ADD ME WHEN I GET BACK ON,,I AM GOING TO USE THE NAME http://lostcherry.com/user/245256 PLEASE ADD ME BACK ON

Earning His Mark!!!
She was lying next to him, head between his thighs, busily licking and sucking at his cock. This was one of his favorite ways to have her pleasure him; it put her pussy and ass near his face, where he could easily play with them, pushing her into a frenzy that she took out on his cock. She went lower to grab his balls in her mouth, and he slowly slid a finger deep into her ass drawing, a moan from deep down in her throat. He sighed contentedly as she bathed his balls with her warm tongue. She had to lick everywhere after he came, in case she missed any of his cum. He contemplated her ass, more specifically an area right above her ass cheek, at the base of her spine. He traced the area with his free hand, wondering how his little slut would react to his plans for her. This would be a wonderful spot for a tattoo, don't you think pet? Her attention faltered slightly at his comment, but a quick pinch to her ass focused her mind on her task. She had been pleading with him for months

God Knows The Right Man And Not A Player
I take life to be very simple and whatever each bring to me is what I appreciate alot.I am all about fun and rocking.Life is just once one have to live the best out of it.A man who knows how to enjoy himself and to fulfil his woman,making love is good but giving love with pleasure is me! I am always active am ready. Check me out every AM, always hard that you could use it to cut a diamond.hmmmm... Dont want to sound this naughty. Let's check it out and see how it goes. By the way, am not American. I was born and brought up in UK.Dont you like English ladies? I am mixed tho and have a wonderful parents that means the world to me. I love men who say there things without been mean. Someone with understanding. I dont have much money but I have love. I want to take care of the woman things at home and have you taking good care of yourself and looking sexy for me.

Will you pick me up when i fall down? Or catch me before i can hit the ground? Will you be there when problems arise? Or make troubles disappear by being by my side? Will you wipe away the tears that roll down my cheeks and off my chin? Or take the pain away before they even have a chance to begin? Will you listen to the stories that made me laugh throughout the day? Or be the one, the only one that makes me giggle in that very special way? Will you hear my hopes, my dreams, my goals? Or help me reach them with every ounce of heart and soul? Will you except the compliments i recieve with no hatred or jealousy? Or make them pale in comparison when you express the beauty you see in me? Will you respect my demons, my fears, my past? Or make me safe and secure so they disappear at last? Will you agree just to save us from arguement? Or

What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?
Take the quiz: What does your birth month reveal about you?AugustLoves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I'm Siiiccckkk :(
Yeah, I feel like crap. It just started today, and I always get worse before I get better. This really sucks. Oh well, I just felt like complaining. When I get sick I can be a bit of a baby lol. Anyway, if I'm not up for any real chit-chat the next few days, please understand. Thanks everyone :)

Got To See The Comments On My Ummmmmmm
my wife left some juicy comments on my ummmmmm pics check it out and see if you agree with her!!!! if your into chicks she is hot check her out "red" is her screen name lol ill share if your hot enough for us both lol have a good one! if u need acess to my ummmm let me know kisses to all my sexy girls

Tight Cherry
I am so excited.... According to this site....when I get 395 more points, my cherry is gonna be tighter!!! I mean, it's like nice and tight now, but oh yeah....tighter is gonna be a blast!!! This place is better than I thought!! Lmao

"who Are You Really?"
I was recently asked, “Who are you really?” Now the question itself was a loaded question, and the context it was used in was looking for an answer that was simple, yet descriptively complex (if that makes sense). Of course I had to put a lot of thought into the question and I came up with a perfect answer, which conveys everything in a very simple way, which I will reveal at the end of this blog. But until then, here are some of the thoughts and memories I came up with to help formulate who I am, what I am, the very fiber of my being per se…which means I have to cover some history so prepare for some reading: I will start with the basics the description, the age, etc... My name is Fred Harley, I am a junior, and there is a family tradition with names and sons. It goes back a ways, I’m not sure how many generations but my dad is Fred Harley, my grandfather is Harley Fred, his dad was Fred Fred, etc, etc, etc... And I have named my son Harley Fred after my grandfather, a man that

Fatal End
Her eyes begin to glisten, as she thinks about the past. The memories that haunt her, her happiness never last. All the things she wanted, and eveyone who loved her. Nothing went un-noticed, no matter who was there. The tears begin to fall, as she looks into the mirror. Praying to the heavens above, to find a fatal cure. She wants to forget it all, and slowly fade away. Knowing that tomorrow, is another painful day. She always has a smile, and a hug to give to you. Even thought in return, she gets all of the abuse. Never would she think, so badly of your passing. Nor would she bring you back, to a torment thats ever lasting. He drags her to his room, each and every night. He throws her on his bed, where she begins to fight. She starts to scream out loud, while her cloths are being ripped. He's quick to shut her up, with a deadly grip. She looks into his eyes, knowing he'll soon be done. He kisses her on the lips, and calls her his spec

Shaazam!
so i took some new fabulous pictures today. you guys should check them out! since most of you fuckasses add me and then don't say a word to me! try leaving me a nice little picture comment or something. is it that hard? it must be. i'm gonna have to start cleaning out my friend's list and deleting people who have never said a single thing to me. to my super cool friends on here... I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! i'm hungry. -C

Beloved Sister
I was going 18 at the time and my sister was almost 20. We are 18 months apart. She was the kind of sister that no brother would have dream of before all our relation changed. I was on a fitness training to take entrance examination into a military academy that involved physical test like fitness, swimming and interview. So I was on almost top physical condition besides I was the school's soccer team. She was always picking up on my study. Something like peeking into my room to check whether I am studying or else. But that result at my good grade and it's what I considered some years later. Well, talk about my sister, she was slim and about 5 cm. shorter with her hair hanging to her round shoulders. Her breast was about c-cup and poking out clearly that it always draws the boy's attention everywhere she goes. Our dad were in some managing position in his career so he was often went out for a party, receptions or dinner of the sort and that meant our mom would have accompanied him, leav

Barbie
Turn me into what you please, Dress me in what you desire. Let me turn on your fire. I'm the barbie, recreated for your minds ease. Tell me things to do Control me, I'll do what you ask Easy or hard, whatever the task All I need is demands from you Any emotions of yours I will take Pain is pleasure, from me, pleasure is free No dues, fees, or charges Yell at me! Pain is me!

All In A Days Work.. Part 3 The Subway
I boarded the train, the air rising from the space between the tracks and the platform teasing over my naked sex as my skirt rose a little. I pushed it down, blushing as if everyone around me knew that I had nothing on under the knee length skirt. I looked around the crowded car; I didnt see Mr. 12th floor so I moved toward the back and grabbed the bar above my head as I waited for the train to depart. The train started with a lurch and I gripped the bar tighter as it rocked down the track. At the first stop, people got onpeople got off. Still no sign of my mystery man. After about 4 stops, half way to work I kind of gave up. I stared straight ahead as I sighed disappointedly to myself. Another stop, more people on and more people off. The train was packed. I couldnt help bumping into those around me as it started off again; I turned my head as a tousle of dark hair came into my peripheral vision. Keep looking forward. It was h

Tables Of Love!
Stand by my grave Emptyness in your eyes Year after year, the words on my stone fade Year after year, your soul washes away like the oceans tide How good you had it with me The tables are turned now You have become me, she has become you! After all these years..... now do you see??