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Heyyyyy
kk all i need some love from u men ladies even u can show the love........this contest is babes against hunks...unless u in the hunks i know u ain't gonna wanna vote or comment....comment bombing aloud and obviously one rate......show allll us lovely ladies some love *wink* heres my direct link

John Mellencamp-key West Intermezzo (i Saw You First)
In a hand painted night, me and gypsy scotty are partners At the hotel flamingo, wearing black market shoes This loud cuban band is crucifying john lennon No one wants to be lonely, no one wants to sin the blues Shes perched like a parrot on his tuxedo shoulder Christ, what shes doing with him, she could be Dancing with me She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant fingers I want to be what shes drinking, yeah, I just want to be Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> but I saw you first On a moon spattered road in her parrot rebozo Gypsy scottys driving his big long yellow car She flies like a bird over his shoulder She whispers in his ear, boy, you are my star Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> In the bone colored dawn, me and gypsy scotty a

Merry Christmas And Thanks To All Troops
=== 'crazylady--(sissy)' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-18 07:09:43'.. > > > MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE TROOPS AND THIER FAMILIES. > > > Christmas Graphics Animated Comment Codes > Myspace Code Generators Layouts > > > Courtesy of MsTags.com > > > > > AMERICAN FORCES-GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND THANK YOU > Courtesy of MsTags.com > > > CANADIAN FORCE-BROTHERS IN ARMS-GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND THANK YOU > > > Courtesy of MsTags.com > > BRITISH ARMED FORCES-GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND THANK YOU > > > >

The Storm
For anyone who hasn't heard about Wa. State, we has a massive storm which knocked power out to more than a million people. We were out of power for three days and with temperatures reaching 20 degrees at night, made for a rough few days. In our area winds were clocked at close to 75 mph. By KOMO Staff & News Services Watch the video SEATTLE (AP) - Two more people died in storm-related deaths, as utility crews were working nonstop through the weekend to restore service to hundreds of thousands of people still without power after the windestorm. The storm was the worst in more than a decade, leaving two people dead on Saturday and sending several dozen people to a local hospital after they suffered carbon monoxide poisoning. The News Tribune reports a Spanaway man whose home lost power died Saturday when a candle he was using for light ignited a fire. And a 26-year-old man was found dead in Kirkland on Saturday morning with a generator running in his living room

Friends And Foes Alike
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Although I try to treat others as I'd like to be treated - I've seen alot of nastyness online. Would it hurt anyone to just take a moment and give a smile to another human being? I would like to send smiles - hugs - and kisses to all my friends here on CT and even those who don't know me or may judge me. I hope everyones Holiday goes well and you get all you deserve. Love and Happiness to all...

Update On My Son
Hey everyone. I haven't had time to sit down and update everyone on my son. He done real well during surgery and is healing great. After a small infection on his incision and some antibiotics the doctor has said he doesn't need to go back. He is still recovering and everything but things could not have went better during surgery. I want to thank everyone that kept him in there prayers. Merry Christmas everyone.

John Mellencamp-emotional Love
I woke up today Everything is on my shoulders I never told her Such emotional love I hear what you say Yes I owe ya But I dont know ya And I smash soldiers with love Ill come there today To your station Its recreation This passing notion of love I hear what you say Its demonstration Crossing oceans above Crossing oceans above Hand on my shoulder Like I told her I control ya Crossing oceans above Sally in the roses What she knows is Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Not for beginners Or sunday sinners Court disasters A. j. just killed his love Whos on the left and right Lonely days and nights Whos your master When gods pass motions above I hear what you play On your station Smashing soldiers with love Crossing oceans above Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love I woke up today Everything is on my shoulders I ne

Huge 25% Off End Of Year Sale
Huge 25% Off End Of Year Sale That’s right everything in the store is on sale! There is no catch. No matter how much you buy you will get 25% off the price! Sale starts Monday @ 9 AM and runs to December 31 2006 @ Midnite! Just come on down to The Sunshyne Video store on HWY 411 S in Maryville This sale cannot be combined with any other offer and does not apply to the renting of movies or regular monthly magazines. Please ask if you have any questions! Or call 865-982-6662 if you have any questions. Once again we will continue to show you why Sunshyne Video has the lowest prices around! Help us get the word out by reposting this for us!

Christmas Carols For The Psych Ward
Christmas carols for the psych ward SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

Keep This In Mind...
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. How true!!!!!!!!!

Before You Respond
Monday, December 18, 2006 Before you respond Before you respond, take a breath. Before you respond, take a moment to think. When you instantly and automatically react, it allows the people and events around you to take control of your life. When, on the other hand, you thoughtfully and deliberately respond, it puts you firmly in control. You can watch, listen and learn from all that's going on in your world. Yet you never have to let it all get to you. Always remember that you can choose how to think and feel about whatever is happening. Even more importantly, you can choose what, if anything, to do about it. Stay ever connected to your dreams, your values, your experience and your wisdom. Give yourself a moment to consider the best of who you are before you decide how to speak or to act. Every moment is a choice that you have the opportunity to make. Choose those possibilities that will move you steadily and decisively forward. -- Ralph Marston

Beyond Positive Thinking
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A Good Xmas Story
This Will Get Ya > Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at > Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a > picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your > friend? Your sister?" > "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he > said sadly. > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw > her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. > "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the > child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, > asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they > finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off > his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but ." the old > woman began, shoo

Shut Inside
i closed the door not opening it anymore I dont care about them or him he or she you and I us and we. I locked the bolt secured it shut behind me. I'm not listening if anyone cares to see. I've closed the blinds at the window.. I've locked away myself and threw away the key.

Kiss Fans. Submit Your Letters Now.
KISS fans. Submit your letters now. The idea came to me to begin a letter writing campaign. I ran it by Kim Rolfe (The imperial Princess of the Kiss Army ...she's one of our March on the Hall of Fame promoters). Anyway people here's how it works. You send an email to me at this address: thekissarmywantskissinducted@yahoo.com Your email is actually a letter written directly to the Induction Commitee at the Hall of Fame. Do not write it to me. Write it to them. Dear induction commitee, (Your words here) Sincerely (Your name) You then email it to me. At: thekissarmywantskissinducted@yahoo.com I will then turn your emailed letter into a printed document. An actual "letter". These letters will then be placed together. Then handed directly to the induction commitee when Kim Rolfe, Kristine Connell, and myself go to New York in May for the 2007 KISS EXPO. The 3 of us w

Love Me?
Comment the hell out of that! Please ♥ Ugh i just woke up. My head hurts and i dont know why. Probably the whole hitting it on the wall thing. Im still listening to Chris daughtrys cd mhmm ♥ Im suppose to go with danielle to get the babys pictures taken today but getting out of bed is taking more energy than its worth. My stomach hurts severly and im not sure why. Probably stress pains. Eh w.e im over it. My fever broke a tad bit but not all the way. I gotta work tonight. I am going just cause itll get my mind off "it". Lets just hope i can focus today and not cause physical pain on myself haha. I wanta go back to sleep i just might do that. ♥

Hello All
Greetings from Florida. Yay. I won't be online much while I'm here (probably once every couple days or so) so thought I'd wish you all happy holidays. It's hot as shit right now and I love it, hehe. Anywho, I've got a couple of little updates for you all: 1. I'll be getting my nose pierced some time within the next few days. I need to call the piercing place and make an appointment 2. will hopefully go to the beach this week and I'll take lots of pics 3. for those I haven't told yet, I broke my toe and it hurts like a mother fucker, but I'm sure it'll be okay in a couple weeks. That's all I've got for now. I'll be back home in Colorado on the 30th. Hope you all enjoy yourselves. :

How To Use Flirting To Make Her Want You
>NOTE: If you're interested in learning how to use Body Language to trigger MASSIVE attraction and "sexual chemistry" with women, then you should take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ I want to talk about the concept of "flirting", and why it's SO important that you understand exactly what it is and how to do it with women. To begin with, women know what flirting is and they respond VERY differently to flirting communication than they do to typical social communication. If you understand flirting and sexual tension, you can begin conversations with women and have them INSTANTLY feeling ATTRACTION for you. If you DON'T understand how flirting and sexual tension work, then you're either going to have to become famous or make a LOT of money to be successful with women. I'm going to suggest that you learn how to flirt well, then do it RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING in your interactions with women

Shadows In The Shade
I'm sorry But I must be Leaving I would stay But I have to go I know that You're thinking Stuck believing That you'll be Grieving Forever more This too shall pass You may not Forget me But you will Regret me That is for Sure I crave the Darkness I will go Heartless Once you let go Alone But never lonely I can trust Me only I'm sorry I just have To go

News For The Day
Hello all, and happy Monday, or is it? I have enjoyed my time on this site, and meeting to some wonderful people. Unfortunately, I have also met some thieves, liars, and users. I guess just as in real life, the internet is no different, and can be full of drama. One difference is, you can turn it off, as easily as you turned it on. I have deleted all my photos, except for a few. Recently, a man I was friends with, stole many photos. Actually he has done this too many times to count. Never the less, it just happened again, with a friend I have know for years. I was completely shocked. I have never said, that you could not post a photo of me, if you asked. Or if I have mentioned it, to help me win a contest. But to take personal photos and post them is uncalled for. I removed all my web shots pix last week. I am removing my Cherry Tap pix now. I am just burned out, and sick of people taking pix. and costing me money. I work as a model, and have my own web site. There is no use to post

Owch.
my neck is fucking KILLING me. sharp, shooting pain. you know, the usual. I wish I was in Oregon. so I could go to the doctor. so he could give me like 4 types of painkillers & muscle relaxers. maybe my mum will give me her Vicodin for X-Mas. =D haha. if you know me, you know I've been having problems sleeping. well, last night I conked out during the 3-hour Survivor finale. [now I'll have to watch it on demand.. but I know who won the mil!] and I slept about 10 hours. not straight, I woke up at least 3 or 4 times. but it's something. headway. ok. so I just counted. I have one shooter marble-sized knot in my neck, and 3 regular marble-sized knots. ..I won't even go poking at my shoulders. FUCK. I'm sure the big one is visible through my skin. that's just sick. and i can't even stand to let someone rub & poke at me, not without some prescription meds. o, the joys of being 22 with arthritis.

Devistating Beauty
your shaken something about the way i walk its taken away shared moments.. when you awakened, you saw me.. a vision beyond your sight A devistating beauty longing for eternal night... you forgot about the moments when you only wanted to hear my voice you erased the reasons.. of making me your choice.. you devistate this beauty more so now that your gone.. the most aching part you never wanted us all along..

If'n I Had Me A Dollar....
If I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a dollar, I'd quickly learn to wish for larger denominations. I'd then branch out and start wishing for other things as well. I could wish for you to be covered in boils. Or for your legs to be broken in a really bad fall down the stairs. You know, nice things like that.

Cops, Gotta Love Them!
I had a couple of minutes, thought I would share this one with y'all. On my way to another funeral now! IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE TEMPERATURES DROP DOWN TO THE SINGLE DIGITS OR BELOW. ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER

Adult Joke
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,whispering: Dave........ ..... Dave........ .... Dave........ .... You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Ultimate Female Joke
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The Night
PLEASE DO NOT RIP MY POEMS!!!! I look into the night and I see the stars, The moon and the blackness that is the night It seems to call to me, to beckon me to come forth The night is so mysterious, so unknown Can I trust this voice that is calling me Can I give into this blindly Can I yield myself to it I do not know, should I trust it Something from deep within me cries out for it Like it is the part of me that is missing So much of me is broken and torn So much disappointment and tears shed This night that calls to me Pulls at my very soul Touching that hidden place in me I want to go I want to yield This darkness is so inviting The stars pull me towards them The moon is like a welcomed face to me Into the night I will go I will trust once more I will yield myself to its call Night, oh night I am yours.

A Painful Death If I Fail...
To all my friends and fans, Myself and my "Dark Crew" of assistants are currently hard at work constructing a very dangerous and agaonizing new escape stunt we call "Hell's Grill." This brutal new escape is inspired by a particular torture suffered by ancient Christian martyrs at the hands of the Romans. In the ancient version, the victim was chained down to a large metal pan or metal plate which was then suspended over a slow buring fire. As the heat increased on the metal plate the victim was chained to, they would basically be grilled alive... slowly. With my version called "Hell's Grill", I am chained down to a metal plate about the size and thickness of an ordinary door. This plate is then hoisted up until it is suspended over 2 propane FLAMETHROWERS! Flamethrowers just like the ones we used in my New Year's Eve "Cremation Chamber" escape (video on my profile). The great thing about the Hell's Grill is that I am not out of sight in a vault or box and people

Honesty
is honesty really the best policy or is that just something someone made up? u try to be honest with some one and they don't belive ya any way so why even try to be honest where does it get you in the long run honesty and trust thats a joke

Hope You All Have A Wonderful Day And Week..
GOOD MORNING ALL MY FRIENDS.. BOY TIME IS GOING BY SO FAST.. AND SOON WILL BE CHRISTMAS.. I HAVE ENJOYED CHRISTMAS MUCH MORE NOW THAN WHEN I WAS WORKING IN FINE JEWERELY AS A MANAGER OF THE DEPT.. COULDNT ENJOPY IT THEN WHEN SOME DAYS HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS AND BE AT STORE AT 4 AM..SO NOW I CAN RELAX MORE AND REALLY ENJOY..AND WE ALWAYS GET PRESENTS DONE WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS SO NO STRESS EITHER.. WHAT I BUY IS FOR SOME CLOSE FRIENDS AND DAUGHTER AND HER FAMILY AND HUSBAND AND THATS IT.. ALL FROM MY HEART!! THE BEST THING THIS YEAR IS HAVING MY BROTHER AND FAMILY AND SISTER OVER FOR CHRISTMAS.. BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE ALL GOT TOGETHER.. SINCE DAD AND MOM ARE GONE I DO THINK IT IS IMPORTANT.. AND ALSO ON CHRISTMAS EVE HAVING MY HUSBAND NEICE AND HER FAMILY OVER CHRISTMAS EVE.. ALOS MY SON.. WHICH I FINALLY HEAR FROM .. SO SHOULD BE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY.,.! WONT BE ON HERE A LOT THIS WEEK.. MY DOG HURT HER LEG AND WATCHING HER A LOT.. SO SHE DOESNT JUMP AND ALL.. ALSO HELPING OUT

Once More With Feeling
"Who the FUCK do you think you are trying to pass off my friend's modelling pics as your own? She's a hell of alot better looking than you are. You're a really pathetic person to have to stoop to such a low." I have removed old pics and used my normal ones. I have apologized, publically, or as publically as I know how. I was not aware of whose images I was using which does not make my actions any less sad on my part. Obviously I screwed up Once more, I am sorry

~showstoppin Radio~
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Brutal
But I like it. =) In case you're wondering I just get these bible verses and weekly wisdoms emailed to my job. Remember, I like learning new things. Besides if I sit down and try to read the Bible I'll shoot myself. If you're not choosing to spend regular time with God, then you're choosing to die spiritually.

Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed 'round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a

If You Care About Me...
If any of you see my name turn blue here, please smack the ever-loving shit outta me... Almost fifteen bucks a month just to have your name in blue, the ability to rate '11's and 2500 pics? Nah, s'ok... I can find better uses for my cash. Ok, that's all... just wanted to put that out there... Kenny

Changing
I know some people read my first blog and I'm sure I scared them a little about what I wrote... The thing is, I had to lose my anger and I'm glad I did. I feel better now after I posted that blog. I just don't understand that my honesty is not appreciated. I had the chance, I told the truth and BANG! Gone, just like that... All I can say is it's sad that person made that choice. I think it's the wrong one, but I'm not the one asking to reconsider. It's up to her. Anyway I deleted it because it's no use keeping it up. Enough with the hurting, the lies and the arguments. Time to make a change. And I'm ready to do so. I'm glad someone is with me to get me through this. You know who you are... And I love you for that, and much more...

Roller Derby !!
RULES TO DATE A ROLLER GIRL !!! Current mood: accomplished Category: News and Politics These are rules to live by guys if you want to date us rollergirls. This will avoid any false hope and lots of arguements/team breakups *The Rules For Dating A Rollergirl* ..1 - MEN CANNOT COMPETE WITH DERBY! You will ALWAYS get sloppy seconds. Derby must have her first. ..2 - SHE WILL NEVER HAVE "PLANS" WITH YOU. She has plans with derby only & will fit you in when convenient. Your "plans" will be dropped for anything derby. ..3 - YOU ARE THERE TO WORK OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS. Derby leagues get in spats sometimes. When frustrated, derby girls require immediate sexual activity. Luckily for you, there is alot of frustration in roller derby... ..4 - DO NOT START TALKING ABOUT A VACATION YOU WANT TO TAKE WITH HER. She will go into immediate panic mode thinking you will take her away from derby practice. A vacation is permissable only in cities with other rollerderbies. In such instan

All I'd Like Is A Stress-free Holiday
There's enough stress in everyday life, that the holidays shouldn't add to it. Of course its almost impossible to avoid stress because, even though you plan for a no-stress day --no matter what day of the year -- something almost always happens to botch things up. Some people cringe at the idea of spending time with their family -- either because they don't get along any other time of the year and can't see a reason in trying to get along for just one day; or because they know that the family (at least some members) are going to spend some big money on the holiday & will feel bad because they can't afford to spend as much or even close to it for the holiday. The holiday is a time to spend with family & friends, having fun, and being happy that you all made it through another year. its not supposed to be about one member of the family making the others feel like crap because they either can't afford to buy for everyone, or because they have flaws that the family just can't and w

Pc Xmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises coming from their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suin

What's In A Name?
I've used a handful of nicknames on the 'net since climbing onto it in the early 90s. I originally started with my name @EDTNG- Electric Dreams, the first BBS I was on and intro'ed to, that also had limited internet connectivity, a passive connection to the local university. From there, I hopped into a Unix shell account at that same university when my friend Rock (so called for his unwavering, nothing-phases-him attitude) had two accounts, a CS account he used, and a 'generic' IT account I used. That brought me to the days of IRC. I went through a few nicks on there. I started with Moocow, cuz I'm a big fan of cows (I don't know why... you'd think after one shit on me at the county fair, I'd be less impressed... but no). To spice it up a little, I changed to Ushi, japanese for cow, after a friend that lived in Japan (DuckSaus) told me that was Japanese for cow. (I never looked it up to validate her comment, so here's hoping....) Next up was Figment. I'd met a girl who l

Christmas Morning.
Once again a lonely Christmas morning was here and there was no one there but her. Quietly she lays her head back onto her pilllow and cries herself to a deep sleep knowing she will only dream of him. He was her lifesaver, the only thing that kept her sane. She had never laid eyes on him but knew that his warm embrace engulfed her to the ecore. She could feel his love across the miles. TO only be with him again and see him smile at her with love in his eyes promising a happy tomorrow.

What Feeling R U?
You scored as Hope. Your Hope!! There is always a chance in your mind. You'll never give up. Your a determined person. You are very optimistic even when it seems all hope is lost. Thanks for taking my quiz. Please rate. :)Hope100%Love75%Courage75%Wisdom58%Faith58%Grace58%Joy50%Peace33%What feeling are you?? (cool pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Which Disney Character R U?
You scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Goofy63%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty63%Cinderella56%The Beast50%Pinocchio38%Peter Pan31%Ariel31%Cruella De Ville25%Snow White13%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

I Been Doin Some...
thinkin and lots of it. Austyn is so very smart, he is the highest class he can possibly go in his school right now. So I jus got off the phone with the charter school in the villages, in Feb of 07 Ima go enroll Austyn into the Pre-K class, she said he sounds perfect for it! He'll start in August n it'll be jus like he's in school! He knows his ABC's, he can write his own name and most of the alphabet, he can count to 60 and 10 in Spanish, he knows all his colors and shapes and can draw them to. I'm blessed to have such a smart 4 yr old. He loves school, so rather than make him take the same class for 2 yrs b/c he misses kindergarten next yr cuz of his age, this is the next best thing. He is so excited and keeps tellin us he can't wait for the new school.! Welp I'll keep most of u posted jus wanted to blog about muh lil man!

What Action Hero R U?
You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Captain Jack Sparrow75%Maximus75%El Zorro63%Lara Croft54%Batman, the Dark Knight54%James Bond, Agent 00750%The Amazing Spider-Man46%William Wallace46%Indiana Jones42%The Terminator42%

What Is Ur Sexual Style?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting56%Soft56%Hot50%Sweet50%Violent44%Wet44%Shy38%Awkward13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Part Eleven
James sat at the bar and chain smoked. He had lost count of the amount of scotch he had drunk but he was still a long way from drunk enough to begin what he came here to do. He was beginning to think that no amount of whiskey was going to be enough. It was a busy Saturday night and the bar was packed. Teeming with young college kids spending their parents money on booze and trying to get laid. James knew for sure there would be someone in here that had what Cat was looking for. Thinking about it made him feel ill. In his mind he knew that once things were moving along, he was turned on by the humiliation and control. But, here without Cat to watch and control him, it was horrifying. He could really think of no practical way to say to another man "Hey listen you don't know me but why don't you come home with me and fuck my wife and her friend while I watch.........oh and by the way, I'm not gay but my wife wants proof that I made sure you had a huge cock, so..... can I hold it and tak

What Element Lies Within U?
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!Fire67%Wind50%Earth33%Darkness33%Light33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

So Soon Forgotten
I searched through the darkness i found a man hurt and lonley come to me i said let me heal your pain slowly he approached me ever so slowly he grabbed my hand together we would walk out walk away from the pain find an everlasting love happiness he said u dont want my heart cold and icy that it is i want to thaw it i say with love that only i can give let me heal u let me ease ur pain happiness was brought such laughter and smiles until we get to the edge he takes 4 steps back letting my hand go leaving me in dark alone and scared i shall wait here terrified and immobile crying everyday missing him everyday until one day when he may stroll by me perhaps he will stop perhaps not my love will never die my heart belongs to him no man could ever compare i will fight bleed til i have nothing left walk through hell defeat the demons that hold unto him capture him in my arms let him feel the love he has so soon forgotten

What Type Of Person R U?
You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing50%Shy44%Fun38%Nice38%Dramatic31%Immature13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Will U Go To Hell?
You scored as Going to Heaven!. Congrats, you going to Heaven!!! See you there! (Oh, and by the way, you'll only be going if you got a 100% :0 )Going to Heaven!17%Going to Hell, beotch!0%Will you go to Hell?!?!created with QuizFarm.com

What Body Part Attracts U?
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach92%Penis58%Face58%Boobs42%Butt25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Cancer Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?

Which Horror Killer R U?
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Freddy Krueger50%Leatherface45%Buffalo Bill35%Hannibal Lecter35%Pinhead35%Candyman30%Michael Myers20%Captain Spaulding20%Jigsaw15%Jason Voorhees0%

Ring Round The Rosy With Clarisse
I only have a short time to live, so I will get quickly to the point. Actually, I just lied to you. It is my nature to do things slowly, and even in the last few weeks of my existence, that is what I am going to do. I want to share a book with you. It is near and dear to my heart, as it is my birthplace. The book that I am rambling on about is a fanciful ditty named Fahrenheit 451. Only if you’ve read the book will you realize that sarcasm rests alongside slothfulness in my nature. I am going to write this on the assumption that you have not read it, so I must counter my earlier statement. For this particular book isn’t at all a fairytale, it is a horror novel in disguise. In this book you will watch things die. I said things, not people, though some of those will die as well. No what we will watch die here are the very things that make a human humane, the bits and pieces of a person’s soul. They will lie stagnant until overrun with boredom and decay, and then they will flo

How Brutally Honest Are You?
You Are 56% Brutally Honest Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary. How Brutally Honest Are You?

What Do Ur Eyes Reveal About U?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion50%Eyes full of Pain50%Diamond Eyes33%Mysterious25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Mythlogical Creature R U?
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Angel59%Mermaid58%WereWolf42%Faerie42%Demon25%Dragon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Color Red Are You?
You Are Crimson Red Down to earth and warm-hearted, you instantly make everyone feel at ease around you. And while you have an understated passion - you lack the uncontrolled passion of most other reds. You prefer to sit back and enjoy every situation life has to offer. You put an optimistic spin on everything. And even when things are going well, you don't get too amped up. You prefer to keep your emotions as steady as possible. What Color Red Are You?

Rollover!
Psalm 37:5 “Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass.” Many say they have committed their lives to the Lord, but have they really? The psalmist challenges us to commit our way to the Lord. The word “commit” in this passage has the idea of rolling a burden over to the Lord. Minnie A. Steele wrote a hymn in 1908 that I have often sung entitled, “I Remember When My Burdens Rolled Away.” The first verse says, “I remember when my burdens rolled away; I had carried them for years, night and day. When I sought the blessed Lord, And I took Him at His word, Then at once all my burdens rolled away.” Well, she knew what she was talking about! Psalm 55:22 Cast your cares on the LORD and he will sustain you; he will never let the righteous fall. Roll over to the Lord your burdens. Surrender EVERYTHING to Him.

I Dont Like My Nights
With my dad tryin to hit my sis after she screamed at him last night, Then getting really sick and being put down tonight i wish my sis was home last night. Dad tried to give mom alcohol, and it wasnt by her choice, he propped her up and and put it in her tube, both me and my sis lost it plus the meds that she was supposed to have for a few more weeks ran out last night. But im not feeling as sick tonight, the kideny infection isnt feelin as any worse this mornin and i still got 30 eps of full moon wo sagashite to watch today while my sis is still at work. wish me luck lol Plus i love my Ct friends, you guys are the best support and friends i've really needed. Hope your christmas is coming up good, and wish i could repay ya guys.

Type Of Sexy R U?
You scored as Very Sexy. You scored (cue music) VERY SEXY! You are a sexy girl who doesn't act too much on it, which is good, cuz skanky = bad.Very Sexy58%Not Sexy.46%Secret Sexy.42%Slutty Sexy29%What Type Of Sexy Are You? (For Girls, But Guys If You're Bored)created with QuizFarm.com

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

At Least He Has The Young Wife!
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said,

Review - The Fast And The Furious - Tokyo Drift
Cliches make me nauseas. Seriously, there is something about cliches that make me feel physically ill. And after watching this movie for about ten minutes, I had begun considering whether or not to visit the local chemist for a home pregnancy test. The only reason I watched this sad endictment of modern film was because a)my housemate rented it, so I didn't have to pay for it; and b) I read somewhere that, despite the two previous films in the "Fast & The Furious" trilogy being utter butt-phlegm, this one was meant to be okay. "Okay". This is the worst call ever to be made by a human being. I haven't even seen the first two, but I can say with all authority even if they are as horrible as this reality-defyingly bad piece of bathroom-rubbish-bin-scum, that still doesn't warrant the naming of this film to be anything higher than "fucking bullshit". To describe this "film" to you in any greater detail would be giving it too much credit. I love bad films, but this goes beyond any

Kinky Turn On
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs33%Bondage25%Biting17%Blood17%Whips17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

What Will You Get For The 12 Days Of Christmas?
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you: Twelve glam rockers drumming Eleven candycanes a-sticking Ten elves a-leaping Nine ladies yodeling Eight llamas a-milking Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling Six iPods a-playing Five Golden Girls Four calling prank callers Three French berets Two diamond pinky rings And a owl in a pine tree What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

How To Fit In
The other night I went to a party. I didn't know anyone there and I wasn't technically invited, but since it was at my next door neighbour's house, I thought it would be rude not to make an appearance. The party was bustling and some kind of electro music was playing and I moved towards an esky full of punch, thinking that by holding a small plastic cup, I would fit in better. Before I could get there, a man wearing a Metallica T-shirt similar to my own and a cigarette drooping from the corner of his mouth stopped me and asked for a light, breathing hot bourbon all over my face. The Metallica T-shirt is part of a set of supplies I have for when I go to parties. I don't like the band too much, but people seem to like you when you're wearing a Metallica T-shirt. I also carry a lighter, because when someone asks you for a light, it's nice to be able to oblige them. After I lit his cigarette, he said, quite loudly and directly into my ear "Wicked T-shirt man." I panicke

How Will U Die?
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide80%Posion53%Bomb40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Accident33%Gunshot27%Disappear27%Eaten20%Stabbed13%Drowning13%

The Watcher
The date had gone well. The two lovers walked back hand in hand up the quiet street towards their home. The nights cool autumn breeze blew gently threw her dark hair like a soft whisper. He squeezed her hand twice and she recognized the silent "I love you." They had the kind of relationship that made their friends jealous. They talked about the upcoming wedding and playfully argued about the location of the honeymoon. It was just another romantic night like all of the nights before. Neither of them realized that something was wrong. Even when they approached their door, they didn't notice the ripped screen that lay under the window. They didn't know that someone was watching. Someone had been watching every night for weeks. The anticipation was often more fun for the monster than the act itself. She softly kissed his neck as he reached in his pocket for the house keys. Once inside, he walked over to the wine rack and selected a cheap, but delectable zinfandel. She was getting g

Monday Madness
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.- Henny Youngman We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong.- Sir Arthur Eddington Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.- Milton Friedman

What Group R U?
You scored as Trendy. Your A TrendyTrendy35%Prepy15%Emo15%Skater10%Goth5%Rocker, Mosher5%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Powerful Are You?
Your Power Level is: 76% You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within. Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?

Comment Bombing 101
any serious comment bombers need to use firefox as a web browser open the contest pic in about 5 different browser tabs by clicking your center mouse button (the scroll wheel) on the link your friend has provided in their bulletin (center clicks open links in new tabs) Now. You need to type the comment you wish to leave and put it in your clipboard by selecting what you've typed and then either right-clicking your mouse and selecting "copy", or hitting the "ctrl" and "c" keys at the same time, which also will "copy" your selection. You'll notice when you click "submit" that there's a time delay, where you have to wait for the comment to post, the "comment posted" screen to display, and finally, for the photo page to reappear... what we're going to do is get rid of this delay by using the other instances of the same page you've opened in the other browser tabs. What you want to do is mouse click on the comment window to activate it (this doesn't always take right away, so y

Do You Have A Type A Personality?
You Have A Type B Personality You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headed Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Please Check Me Out!!!
Hey all my friends! Please give me a listen. I will be on the air in about an hour. Please request songs and say your are (insert nickname here) from cherry tap and I will give you a shout out. Heck if you give me your page address I could give it a shout out on the show. With mid morning madness you NEVER know what you are going to hear. Mid Morning Madness has been rated Safe For Work (but just barely LOL) Listen to Sir Jim every Mon, Wed and Thur 9am - Noon (EST)

Are You A Good Cook?
You Are an Excellent Cook You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning. It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

From Tease To Lover 1
My daughter Stephanie recently turned eighteen and although I am her father I will be the first to admit she has a beautiful body and when her mother isn’t around she has the tendency to become a very bold tease and does not have any shame in displaying her body in front of her father. Stephanie thinks nothing of roaming around half naked in front of me on the pretence of doing something. She would at times make subtle suggestions or lewd overtone, other times she"d sit in such a way as to show off her legs right up to her panties or lean forward so that I could see right down into her beautiful firm breasts. I"m only human and it wasn"t long before my daughter"s antics started to take a tole on, it happened over a such a period of time that I felt no guilt or shame at my arousal by my daughter"s body after a while. My wife called me on several occasions a horny bastard and I suppose she was right as I always felt the urge for sex, and more and more I was feeling the urge to screw the

Life
I sit back and I watch my life pass before my eyes. I've seen so much growin up and experience it myself. I've dealt with so much and took so much. I would try so hard to keep something together knowin in my heart that I don't stand a chance. I always have to much hope and belief that everything will be okay. Know matter how hard I try it seems like my best isn't good enough. They still walk out, slipp away from my finger tips, and just crush my heart. I let people take my kindness for a weakness and I take so much. My heart has been torn in two, cute up, stabbed and lied to so many time. When will all of this stop. When will I be loved again. When will I feel happiness again. When will this hole in my heart be filled in with love. When will I find the love of my life. When will I stop fallin so easy for something that I think is to good to be true. I guess it's true everything that sounds to good to be true, is really true. Why so hard to get. I will never understand it. Why do I want

Fathers Slave
I was like any other teenager I guess. Outgoing, concentrated on my studies, made a lot of friends at school. Most kids liked me. I had by the time I reached my 18th birthday a wonderful girlfriend, and a prospectus path in life. However one thing bothered me. I was slowly but surley falling for my own father. It sounds wierd and creepy a guy to fancy his own dad, geez it should even be his own mother - surley not his father?! at the very least. I became also to doubt my own sexuality. Did i like guys because of this? I don"t think so purley for the reason how the fuck could something come of it. it"s just the mind playing tricks. However, It drove me literally to dispair that i couldn"t hold it that much longer.Something had to be done. My 18th birthday was coming up soon, and i had joined countless forums and sites discussing problems like this. How to get round it etc. One lad suggested talking to my mum about it. I ended up doing this.. I was ready to go to bed one evenin

The Sun
HELLO ALL OF U CHERRIES TODAY I TYPE THIS MESSEGE FOR BEAUTIFUL LADY SHE MEAN FOR ME MANY GOOD THINGS IN MY LIFE SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS MAKE ME HAPPY CHERRIES I DONT WANT ANY ONE FROM ALL OF U I DONT LOVE HIM BUT SHE I THINK IT IS MORE LOVE FOR HER SHE HAVE A LIFE IN THERE BUT WHEN I TAKE TO HER I FEEL LIKE ANTHER MAN ON ANTHER WORLD HAPPY ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN SHE WRITE ANY THING FOR ME SHE SET WITH ME WHEN I NEED TO TALK WHATEVER I RESPECT HER SO MUCH AND I WISH I CAN GIVE HER ALL THE LIFE BETWEEN HER HAND SHE HAVE VERY EAUTIFUL SMILLE AND VERY BEAUTIFUL EYES AND I THINK SHE HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL HEART WHITE LIKE THE MILK ALL I WANT TO SAY THAT U MUST KNOW ABOUT HER WHEN ANY ONE FROM ALL OF U SEE VERY NICE WOMAN TALKING TO HIM AND VERY BEAUTIFUL TOO ALL OF U WILL KNOW WHO IS IAM TALKING ABOUT HER SHE IS ON THE LIFE WITH US ON THE SAME SITE FOR ME SHE IS WHO MAKE ME GOOD IN MY LIFE CAUSE EVERY DAY SHE GIVE ME THE LIGHT TO LIVE I RESPECT U MY LADY AND IWISH ALL UR DAYS TO BE GOOD AND BEAUTIFU

12-18-2006 5:25 Am
Do you believe in love at first site? I never use to, but when you meet someone incredibly attractive that just GETS you, your view starts to change a bit. I dont know If I do you. but what about soul mates... when you meet that special someone does your heat imediately recognize it to be so? I dunno, but I am beggining to think maybe so. WOW!!! I dont know what to say lol it just kind of hit me and i am not use to things like that... I am talking about the type of person you imediately open up to. you cant help but to do so you cant hold back because there is nothing threatening about them... this is KILLING ME!!! I am scared. I have known this guy for such a short period of time, but he is genuinely beautiful, both inside and out... I talk to him and I lose all focus on anything else. Like its just him and me. He has the most AMAZING brown eyes. Now I am not saying that I love this man for it is too soon to tell for sure, but I am more than definitely infatuated, and the pot

Just A Little Poem, I Hope You All Enjoy.. Please Comment If You Like.
As you walk threw the trial's of life you find yourself in place's you dream, It isnt the land of milk and honey, but life's up's and down's so it seems; People come and go in your life, it's those who have made a difference that matter, To actually say I remember you when, life has given me love on a platter; Many whisper sweet nothing's in your ear, but think truly does it come to you as clear? I am the one you share the most with, that is the reality and not a myth; So we get jealous, its a natural thing, don't blame me for wanting more than just a fling; So as I sit here writing this little something from my heart, take the time to read between the chart; Your taste in music has opened my eyes, your journey from there to here, has kept me not wanting other guys; So listen to what this poem is saying about how you make me feel, I'm walking on clouds and taking in the rays of how happy you made life seem so real; shorty

The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Personality Profile You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test

How Much Sloth Do You Have?
Your Sloth Quotient: 19% You're certainly not lazy. If anything, you're super charged, hyper, and always going. Slow down a little. You can enjoy a slow afternoon without becoming a total couch potato. How Much Sloth Do You Have?

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
You Are Vanilla Ice Cream Your personality is anything but "vanilla" You're a risk taker, who's up for anything new. You go well with anyone and fit into any situation. You are most compatible with rocky road ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

True Stories Are The Best...
I run a lottery forum and my customers are some of the funniest people!! I love “true stories” that are funny and this I just had to share!! Posted: 17 Dec 2006 09:17 pm Post subject: Kids say the darndest things... ________________________________________ Can’t help but share this cute story. While enjoying Christmas with the in-laws today, my brother in law handed me a copy of TALLEDEGA NIGHTS to bring home tonight to watch. Since we weren't ready to leave I just set it on the end table next to the chair I was relaxing in. My little girl, who is 3, hopped up on my lap and saw the movie sitting there. She's quite perceptive and says "we already have this movie daddy." I proceeded to tell her several times that no we did not have the movie, to which she finally replied, "Yes we do, mommy got for you for a present." Now I don't care who you are, that's funny

Small Pieces
forgotten somethings, left along the side of the road, a shoe, part of a chair, a collection of bottles. All of these things once meant something, had a value somewhere to some one. Now drained, broken, discarded, washed up on the shores this sea of life. Waiting for collection, they vanish from sight, each piece, every little piece, gone gone away.

Well What Do We Have Here?
EVERYONE CAN RATE PROFILES,AND PIC'S AND BLOGS, BUT NO ONE HAS TIME TO GO A LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE!!!BUT I'M SUPPOSE TO HAVE FRIENDS ,RIGHT!! THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!(NOT) IF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS, PLEASE EVERYONE GO SHOW SOME LOVE!!! MY KIDS ARE IN THE CUTEST KIDS CONTEST!! SO I'M LOOKING FOR ALL COMMENT BOMBERS!! GO SHOW YOUR LOVE !!!

I Want Yall To Comment On The Freaky Atory Let Me Know What Yall Think Thanks
ONE WILD SUMMER NIGHT....... we meet at a pool hall, and hit it off right away ... drinking a lil and having a slight buzz goin on..... then decide to start a game of pool and I am wearing the black velvet dress you see in the pic there .. it's great for the kink .... so .. I go to take a shot and completely miss and you offer to show me how to shoot, I blush a lil cause this is exactly what I wanted but you just didn't know what I was really up to. You reach around w/ your hand over mind ..I bend forward just a lil and start grinding slightly into you , you can feel that I am not wearing anything underneath as I rub against you.I softly moan as I feel you getting even more hard w/ each slow deep sway against you. There are people in the room with us but they aren't saying anything just watching us.You whisper in my ear " you better stop teasing I can only take so much of it " but I continue to rub against you even more deeply , I can feel you getting rock hard and it's teasing me

Ty All
SOULD I RIDE SOULD I GO TO THE MOVES WHAT SOULD I DO I AM SO BOARD NEED IDES TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER IF YOU HAVE ONE LET ME NO SOULD I GO TO THE MOON WELL SHIT I AM THERE ALL DAY LOL TO ALL THAT GET THAT OK WILL THIS ALSO GOES OUT TO ALL THE PLP THAT ARE ALL WAYS HERE FOR ME AND TO THOS IF LEFT A COMENT TY OK WERE WAS O YA GRABS THE BONG AND SAY OK I AM OUT IT PUFF PUFF PASS TIME HE HE!!

A Brother Like That
A Brother Like That Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he asked. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish..." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "that I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my automobile?" "Oh yes, I'd love that." After a short ride, the boy turned and with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad

These Are The Times
"These Are The Times" [Jazz:] God knows that you're a sexy thang It's taking everything in me Not to kiss you over under Feel your inside feel my thunder How the hell could I not want you [Sisqo:] Girl you don't have to be a thang I'll wait for you, You wait for me (baby) Cuz true love's insisting We don't have to rush at all (baby yeah) [Chorus:] These are the times we all wish for The moment when less means so much more We don't have to do a thing at all We can take our time and talk And this is the way things need to be No pressure from you and none from me Just let the mood set the moment off We can make love or not at all [Sisqo:] Been thinking bout you all the time Morning noon and supper time Tear you up in little pieces Swallow you like reeses pieces Come on girl you know I need it [Jazz:] (I know) It aint suppose to be a thing [Sisqo:] (I know) I'll wait for you, you wait for me [Jazz:] (And I know) Cuz true lov

Merry Christmas
To All of my Lost Cherry and Now Cherry Tap Friends Merry Christmas to you all i hope you all have a wonderful and relaxing break and to the people in the uk and nz and canada and most of the australian states have a wonderful boxing day and to anyone in south australia have a wonderful Proclamation Day instead of Boxing Day and i will do a new years edition soon from Bruce stay tuned for more blogs people hehe.

My Work
Hi am Charlene Plz read this profile fully, before you reply. I am from, Los Angeles, California. I have been living here for four years. I was born and raised in New Zealand. I am half Maori ans half Indian. I am 5'4" tall, athletic looking, and curvy, I have semi long brown hair, and brown colored eyes. I am, 34DD-26-32. I am single, and my sexual orientation is, Bi-Sexual. For fun I like to, Go shopping, relax, go to the beach, go out with friends, party, make mischif. Check out guys and chicks. Be wild and have fun. I like guys and girls, who are fun and wild, like to party, have a good time. Can take a dare, and a risk from time to time. Can take a Joke, and are caring and honest too. Now, what do I do for work, well, I am a G.F.E. Experienced Escort, working out of L.A. My charges vary, but plz drop me a line, if you are interested. I cater, for all men and woman, of all races, and all situations. I have been doing this job for 5 years. So I am fully experienced

Ummm.......
well i guess there's no helping it, my christmas offically sucks. My family went back to NY to visit all of my relatives that are still on the East Coast on the 15th. and while my weekend has been fun, with Monday staring me in the face i can't help but realize how empty this house is now. It wouldn't bother me usually(my family has done shit like this before) but my family won't be back till after Christmas and my fiance still lives in NY thus my ass is all alone for Christmas. I should probably look on the bright-side of things but it's a little difficult for me right now knowing that there are no decorations put up(seriously, we didn't even put up lights outside), I'm not going to be sharing Christmas with anyone and the only company i have is my mother's 4 dogs that spend all day sleeping and having to go outisde to use the bathroom. I could probably sit here until i had to leave for work simply going on and on about all the shit that's got me depressed right now but the cl

Love
What is that, I see there in your eyes? Passion and tenderness, no need for disguise. Searching for answers, to questions you seek. They're beneath the surface, no time to be meek. Open your heart to loves gentle caress. Completing this task, I make one request. Be careful my love, these feelings are new. Choose wisely when saying, "I Love You." a. boudreaux 2001

A Peom
The Lone Fir Tree Trapped in a Globe Of swirling Sadness And unfathomable Madness A fir tree Against the odds Crying icicle tears alone Shaking to its bone This small green Unoticeable, overlooked Never chosen, alwayz frozen Ice cracks, frost creeps As the tree looks In the distance, a girl Running running away From her world The tree stands The girl sees Smiling she says "What a quaint thing!" Snow flakes fall As the tree cries Tears of Joy And by and by The girl sits "Don't cry" She stands and hugs The lonely branches Of the small fir tree written by my very talented niece and I have to brag and share with everyone

At The Beginning
The sun sets o'er the hills. the birds cry out in resounding shrills. The day is coming to its' end, an important message, I mean to send. My mind is racing with all its secrets contentment, fulfillment, and no regrets. At last a friend I have found, who's feet are planted on the ground. In his arms i long to be. Desire's flames are dancing within me. My heart skips a beat when he is near. I cherish the seconds when he is here. Now I am rambling, and carrying on it quickly approaches the hour of dawn. This message i have, I mean to say, I simply can't wait to see him today. a.boudreaux 2000

Update From The Road...
Now I am in Willard, Ohio....Imagine all the excitement I'm experiencing....:|....Anyways, just droppin' some well wishes to all, since it looks like I might not be home for X-mas (I work for Ebeneezer Scrooge). Anyways, if I'm not home for x-mas, I hope you all have a great holiday, and hope you all get what you want!! Take care!! :)

Isn't It Funny...
its funny how. one person can have such a giant effect on you and the way you feel from day to day. someone can put you so high up in the clouds, and make you feel invincible; or they can shove you right down in the dirt. its rediculous, its fucking retarded; that the price you have to pay for letting somone in your heart is that they OWN it. they own your emotions and THEY get to pick and choose how you feel at any given moment. they might not mean to, and they might regret it, but that feeling is now etched in your brain. it doesn't just go away after a good nights slumber. you will ALWAYS remember that soap sud fight in the laundry room, that grade 7 pact to be best friends forever, the day they told you they loved you, the day they told you you weren't as special as you once thought, nooks and late night conversations... every single memory, good or bad, is driven right to the depths of your heart.. a little token of what that person has helped you become. because believe it or

Stranger Than Fiction
a febrile shocking violent smack the children are hoping for a heart attack, tonight the windows are watching, the streets all conspire, and the lamppost can't stop crying, if I could fly high above the world, would I see a bunch of living dots spell the world stupidity?, or would I see hungry lover homicides, loving brother suicides, and olly olly oxenfrees, who pickaside and hide the world is scratching at my door, my morning papers got the scores, the human interest stories, and the obituary cockroach naps and rattling traps, how many devils can you fit upon a match head?, caringosity killed the Kerouac cat, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction in my alley around the corner, there's a wino with feathered shoulders, and a spirit giving head for crack and he'll never want it back, there's a little kid and his family eating crackers like thanksgiving and a pack of wild desperados scornful of living the worlds is scratching at my door.... cradle for

A Few Years Ago!!
My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread Mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... And risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.. Flunking gym was not an option...e

Happiness
Happiness is a wonderous joy. You find it within, it's yours to enjoy. It shines so bright upon your face, you can float through the air, up into space. Who knows how far you can fly? Oh what a blessing, you shouldn't deny. Such a miracle it is to behold. One simple enough for the young and the old. A treasure indeed, each person should seek. A journey inside yourself, just take a peek! Like discovering a new chapter in a favorite book, It's there to be found if you know where to look. How simple it is to make your way, To your own happiness, what more can I say? a.boudreaux 1996

Thanks To Captain Morgan Birth Control
So anyway offspring of a friend of the family (hello asexual anonymous intro) was just hospitalized for an eating disorder. This is something you never want to hear. Sure you giggle a little when you hear a kid you went to grade school with is serving twenty in the big house for tax evasion (the little devil inside always makes you giggle even though you know it is wrong). There is a little joy in seeing overweight stressed worn out slob who was once the attractive person who ages past wouldn't give you the time of day. I'm sure there are quite a few who delight in the knowledge while I used to be that top 10 percent A + student, I've dropped out of college more than once and now live with my parents as a Paranoid Unemployed Dungeon Master. But this anorexia thing is just plain scary. You see overweight comedians make jokes about not understanding eating anorexia. There are folks who will say it's not a disease it is just stupidity. Some people will look at in much the same way as t

Wtf...over??
Ok my blogging was interrupted by my estranged husband....I am breathing I will not let this weigh me down again but GRRRRR why does he get stoned and call me in the middle of the night? Am I his security blanket? Ha I think not. What could possibly make him think he will find sympathy with me? He walked out not only that but the ass cheated on me thru out our entire marriage...not to mention shacked up with the chick he was diddlin when he left me. I don't want him back yes it sucked when he left but he was not a great man or a good husband and I am so happy I don't have to be subjected to his cruelty everyday. Lord knows I didnt deserve it, not even when I was in a bad mood and grumpy, I just don't know why he is so lonely now haha cuz she dumped him and he was forced to move back home? Please cry me the river I live at home too and have been alone for a long time now. I have isolated myself from everyone except my son and my daughter but I don't have the same carefree happy aura abo

Im Just A Girl
i'm just a girl in the end of it all, thats what you get nothing more nothing less i'm just really good at pretending. you've dreamed a thousand dreams.. [one seems] to stick in your mind "guster - two points for honesty"

I Love All My Cherry Friends
To all my cherry friends, Just wanted to say that I love you all. I met some really cool poeple on here. I want to make sure i rate everyones photos and profiles, so if you leave me a private message i will check and make sure i do just that. In return can you see if you rated my profile and photos, This site is so cool, I just love it!! Thanks bunches!! Love u all, Kimmy ~~TROUBLE~~

To All U Must Go Read
I HAD JUST MADE FRIENDS WITH A TRULY WONDERFUL PERSON. HIS NAME IS JW, HE IS A SOLDIER. YOU HAVE GOT TO GO VISIT HIS PAGE AND READ HIS BLOGS. TOTALLYL AMAZING. I BAWLED LIKE A BABY READING THEM. BLESS YALL http://cherrytap.com/souloproductions7 that is the link to his page.. please if anything just go read them.

My Hair...
im so sad..I HAD TO BLEACH MY PINK HAIR.. at the moment im blonde..but in about an hour i will be back to my natural red.. Its all for a job..i hate it, people shouldnt have the right to tell you how your supposed to look.. im going to miss my pink hair..again.. one day it will be back to pink but til then im a natural redhead... The Very Sad kinky Pirate

My Life
where to start. first i have done some fucked up shit in my life.used to deal cocaine and do collections for gansters. i guess i was on to. my perception of my self was not always the best. thought i was a failure to my paRENTS, BUT THEY LOVE ME ANYWAY. took care of my mother till she died. went thru a lot of shit with her family. if i could get away with killing most of those pieces of shit i would. i've been at the bottom of the barrel. you know it's time to quit doing coke when your sitting on the couch with shotguns, automatic weapons and variuos bladed weapons and havent slept in 6 days. this was after my mother died. she loved me to the end. on that night i came to realize life is meant to be savored not in torment of one's past failures. we all make mistakes. my demons are pulling at me every minuts of the day and night. but with the help of friends and some family, things will be alright. i know my photos don't show how i was back then. they r the new me. but piss me off i and

Hospital Visit...
so yeah, here I am laying in bed in the er. its now about 15 past midnight and I have been here 23 hours. thank god I brought my psp, and my sister was kind enough to bring my cell charger. good thing my cell phone is a mini computer (ppc-6700 don't be too jealous). so, like the bulletin said I thought I had food poisoning until the pain became unbearable. at which time my sister took me to the er. I got to the hospital around 1am. I filled out some paperwork around 3am, and I believe I got my bed around 4:30am. around 5am this lil ol lady of a nurse comes in and starts talking to me. she was a sweetheart. especially since she got me an iv with a mophine drip. that was lovely. made family guy even funnier(i have it on umd for my psp). so after watching family guy for a couple hours while drinking contrast(some gross shit you need to get a catscan). oh I needed the catscan to see if I have appendicitis. the catscan come back normal, and one of the doctors said he wasn't convinced that

You Know Your From Guam When.....
YOU KNOW YOURE A CHAMORRU WHEN: 1. You roll your long sleeve shirt up and call it formal; 2. You use SPAM as a main course; 3. You wear a T-shirt over your swimsuit to go swimming at the beach; 4. You’re swimming and you get out of the water because its raining; 5. You set aside a box of envelopes for “chenchuli only”; 6. You arrive at church after the offertory is done; 7. You include your chenchuli as a tax deduction; 8. You can fit your family of (5) into the front of your pickup; 9. You wear a baht chain while standing in a food-stamp line; 10. The waitress at Shirley’s says “The Usual today?”; 11. You eat spaghetti with rice; 12. You invest in (4) different raffle ticket drawings; 13. You use your whole paycheck for a “small” family barbecue; 14. You have (21) seven-day bracelets; 15. You have beer available at a kid’s birthday party; 16. You use weed eater to M

"essential Love"
"Essential Love" "Essential Love" I'm still thinking of you at day,at night, and I'm not going down without a fight, to have your gentle touch would mean so very much, it doesn't matter if you're far or near, an image of you does appear, just thinking of you gets me through the day and for that I will owe you, just thinking of you when a song comes on makes me feel like I'm going to get lost in you, You're the very best and I wouldn't expect anything less, you caress me and impress me, you're that special kind of guy that will protect me and respect me, when you're in pain, that's what I feel and that's something I just had to reveal, when God made you, God made love from high in heaven high above.

Love Is A Feeling
LOVE IS A FEELING Love is just another feeling, just like happiness and sorrow. Love is just like a cold, it's here today and gone tomorrow. Through all the tears and pain, through all the laughter and joy. Through all the sunshine and rain, you've put up with that man. The one who says he loves you, the one you talk to on the phone. The one you gave yourself to, the one you call your very own. You desire him, you need him, you want him with you always. You cry with him, you sleep with him, you listen to what he says. He wants you, he needs you, he can't live without you. And then you find out he leads you--- On, just like a fool you've been played. I'll never again fall in love, then you forget those words you've said. Those feelings return from above, he's so cute and attractive and he's such a dear. And he thinks the same about you, he says the words you want to hear, And you say--- I love you too.

Forever Silent
Watching the leaves blow across the grass, their golden shapes floating so fast. The seasons change and time moves on. Memories forgotten will never be gone. These tears I have shed are in vain, masking the disappointment, hurt and shame. The secrets I am holding, so deep inside of a little girls' innocence that died. Forever silent still unable to rest, they struggle for freedom, a constant test. To fear it is human, perhaps a defense. Oh Lord, I know, her pain is immense. Give me the strength to set her free. Only you and I Lord, know she is me. a. boudreaux 2004

At This Moment, You Should Be With Us,feeling Like We Do, Like You Love Too, But Never Will Again.
Three days was the morning. My focus three days old. My head, it landed To the sounds of cricket bows... I am proud man anyway... Covered now by three days... Three ways was the morning. Three lovers, in three ways. We knew when she landed, Three days she'd stay. I am a proud man anyway... Covered now by three days... We saw shadows of the morning light the shadows of the evening sun till the shadows and the light were one. Shadows of the morning light the shadows of the evening sun till the shadows and the light were one... True hunting is over. No herds to follow. Without game, men prey on each other. The family weakens by the bite we swallow... True leaders gone, Of land and people. We choose no kin but adopted strangers. The family weakens by the length we travel... All of us with wings... All of us with wings... All of us with wings! All of us with wings! All of us with wings! All of us with wings! Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys.

Food For Thought
"THE DASH" I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK, AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND. HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HER TOMBSTONE, FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END. HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME HER DATE OF BIRTH AND SPKOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT HE SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE DASH BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME SHE SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH. AND NOW ONLY THE ONES WHO LOVED HER KNOW WHAT THE LITTLE LINE IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN: THE CAR, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR DASH. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD ARE THERE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT'S TRUE AND REAL AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES LIKE WE NEVER LOVED BEFORE.

Flutter Girl
And drinking dust With eyes of rust Tonight my tears might stain your wings So flutter home 'Cause you're better off alone than with me So hide your face And tie your lace And butterflies across your cheek Forget how soon You'll become a fool for words when I speak Flutter girl You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give And I give nothing for free You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give And I give nothing for free My hands are rough My fingers cold Your heart's so young and so naive To ever feel For a moment that I might let you believe... I'll melt your smile I'll tear your wings I'll color everything you see So flutter home 'Cause you're better off alone than with me Flutter girl You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give 'Cause I give nothing for free And you don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give 'Cause I give nothing for fr

Tired Of All The Drama...seiei!!!!
Well I am tired of all the shit ass drama going on. I fucking hate my life and that's about it. I really do fucking hope that you are happy. You are ruining a prefectly good relationship. And that's about it. Really. Do whatever the hell you want to do, but not under my mother fucking roof. I hope you do this to every person you claim to love in your life. They will soon find out you aren't as pure and sweet as everyone things you are. I can't go on like this anymore. It's driving me to the end... And I'm about on the edge... I hope you are happy in your life...YOu think none of this is a big deal... I don't even know what to say to you to make you understand what you are doing. I'm just tired of it all. You know that I love you, and I always will...just remember that and I hope it haunts your soul. I know I'm a worthless bitch...I will probably always be one in you and your families eyes. I just can't handle any of this anymore... I'm tired of all the

Dear Abby
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really ch

When You Have Kids - You Learn These Things
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and

A Clean Joke Texas Style
A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls-Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over tow

X-mas
Well, for those who know me, know that I am not big on x-mas and never have been. This year is no different. I did "buy" gifts though which is more than I can say for other years. Anyway, since I really don't care for x-mas, I've decided to vanish for x-mas. To become the hermit I am used to being during that time. I really have no desire to spend it with anyone. LOL, not even myself!!! I left all the gifts that I never did wrap at my parent's house for them to wrap and put under their tree. I told them that I won't be around to spend x-mas with anyone. I had always been left out at x-mas time when it came to family, now that they actually expect me there... well, I have no desire to be and I won't be. Simple. I prefer to be by myself, away from everyone. I have no holiday spirit.

Merry Christmas To My Family
On December 16th at 6:30am I got a call from my sister. She told me toget dressed... I asked why over and over and told her that I have togo to work... she siad that I wasn't going to work today, Jake was in an accident and that my dad and her were comming to get me. I called in to work, got dressed, and picked up not knowing what happened. We arrived and my mom told me that Jake is paralized. Right away I went to call my best friend, but my phone was at phone so I had to call my aggie to get her number. I called her up and told her what happened and she said she'd be there/ here as soon as possible. But I went to pick her up anyway. We got back to the hospital in time for the surgen to let us know how surgery went and he told us that he was for sure paralized from the chest down, but he could still use his arms... limitedly for now, but he could use his arms. After we found out, everyone inthe family just held eachother and cried. My bestfriend was my driver for the day, bcuz I couldn

Poem
you fall as i steer can't do nothing but fear .the views that my eyes are shedding is vast. as the clouds reaching the mountains and past . dwindling to be consumed by the high desert planes.there is a loss of words as the view overwelmes my train of thought. just then the words bleed into my mouth tasting every emotion that the words repersent.my memories are all that i have inocently kept like it all it just slipped through my grasp. as i learn not to become 100% involded with anything .i look at the stain that covers my heart and the question mark that remains........ Patrick Clifton 2006

Dreams
It would be a sin (if I believed in such things) to think the way I think sometimes, my mind turns strangely, I know, I know, and it comes up (from the gear works) with nothing but roses, vanishing quick though, in harsh sunlight. I dream these things, cities, nations, worlds, vanishing quick. I wish sometimes, I had another mode of operation, but dreams are my currency, and always will be.

A Soldiers Eye!
A tear drops from a young girls eye as her daddy says goodbye He wipes her cheek kissing her head and says baby pleaase dont cry where will you go how long will you be there are you leaving me forever I dont know where or how long ill be gone but leaving you i will never Why must you leave can i come with you i promise I will be good Im leaving for freedom and ill be back id take you if i could Why dont you cry are you going to miss me will you take me in your heart I have to be strong and I always miss you when ever where apart A tear drop from a soldiers eye as his daughter says goodbye She wipes his cheeck and kisses his nose and says ill be proud but please dont die jw

Love
I love you yet you dont understand. I love you and want you to be my man. I love you for the person you are. I love you because you make me smile as bright as a star. I love you the times we share are special. I love you and want us to be together. I love you words cant express how i feel. I love you and believe me its real. I love you your sweet and romantic style. I love you cause you always know how to make me smile. I love you no one else will compare. I love you remember i'll always be here. I love you all day everyday. I love you in a very special way.

Love N Lust
The title is I have to admit is misleading.The truth is,I think that there are many types of love and many types of lust. Like the lust of learning or of sexual feelings.Those I have to admit are the basics of lust.Love is more confusing and very different then your basic lustful feelings. Love can be many things on many different levels.Like the love between friends or the love you have for family or a gf(bf).Then again you can love someone and not be in love with them.You kinda get what I am saying here. Yet,I kinda(personally) like the LUSTFUL-LOVE.That is where you think you are IN LOVE with someone well having sex with them.I personally think that you are sooooooooo caught up in the moment that you want it to be LOVE,Even though it aint love you place all the wild,intensity,passion of feeling LOVE into having sex with that person that you feel amazed afterwards.That for me is the best feeling.I dont feel used and I will always have MAD LOVE and RESPECT for the people who cause

Update
Well haven't wrote in awhile. Let's see what's happen. Well I guess Cody and Ashley got back together. Which is going to be fun now. More drinking more calles at 4:30 in the morning to come get him. More nights of no sleep. No matter what i will still be there for him. He's in love and he don't know how to tell her no. I just hope she don't bring him down like she usually does. I also know that she's only with him cause shes got no one else and he's there. She don't like to be alone. Once she gets what she wants she's going to do the samething all over again. I just hope he knows that he can lean on me when that happens. Well i guess that's all for now let you know what happens. Peace! -Amanda

The Omega Man
... is on some Skinemax channel right now. Boy, I get sucked into it every single time. Between kissing a black woman in this and playing a jew elsewhere, I can see why Charlton Heston had to shoot his way into the country club.

Life Is Hard, Get Over It
we go through life not ever really knowing just what the fuck it is that we are here for. and the sad thing is that people let that get to them so bad that they just take their own life and say to hell with it all. life can be complicated at times but we are never given anything that we cannot handle. hell, even i don't know what the fuck life is all about, but to me life is about my little girls, about my beautiful wife, and about all of the things that matter the most. and when times get rough and everything comes my way all at once, i just sit back, smoke a little reefer and say what the fuck. nothing is ever too hard to handle, we just think that it is. but the next time that something happens that you think is the end of the world, just think of all the little kids who go to bed hungry every night, some who won't even see the next day's light, and realize that your life isn't that fucking hard. so quit your bitching and thank your lucky stars that you have the things that you do,

Are You A Challenge?
Men See You As: A Difficult Challenge You must be an incredible hottie... Because it's the only way you can pull of the ice queen act You're the type of woman that men love to chase But if you don't stop running, you'll never get caught! Are You a Challenge?

John Edwards
No, not the one who speaks to dead people, the one who ran with John Kerry in '04. (Yeah, OK, it could be argued that he speaks to dead people, too.) I'm real glad to he's poised to announce his candidacy again. The fact that he's going to do it in New Orleans plays well to his theme of Two Americas, though nothing could beat his announcing it on the Daily Show last time. Although I'm pretty sick of the process and its participants, Edwards appeals to whatever shred of idealism I have left. Whether he's the real deal or the batteries on my bullsh*t detector have run low, he impresses me in a way that no politician in years has. The mere fact that he stands on a national stage and uses phrases like "a moral obligation to end poverty" puts him head and shoulders above his brethren, the overwhelming majority of whom have interest in neither moral obligations nor ending poverty. I mean, look, it's not like he's Dorothy Day or anything, and I'm still cynical enough to believe that t

What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?
Your Nail Polish Color is Red How you're unique: You have an incredible eye for style and art Why your style rocks: You are classic and classy - and that's hot! What this color says about you: "I'm smart, sassy, and sexy. And I know it." What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

Your Love Life Secrets Are
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Once Upon A Dream
Once Upon A Dream I can barely see through the Mist as I seem to wander; Wondering what’s on the other side My thoughts continue to ponder. But what my eyes were about to see Became a wonderful fantasy; A shadow walking toward me that clear of Mist was a guy I could stare at endlessly. With open arms you embraced my heart And we danced the night away; So close together we watched as the Night turned into day. We spent all the time that This world could ever contain; We went from two & became one I could tell we had so much to gain. But I seemed to have spoken to soon For your presence began to fade; My heart dropping, I could feel the pain Because you were just a dream I made. I closed my eyes shedding a tear And opened them once more; Later that night I went to a friends and You came walking through the door. We got to talking & I knew you were the one My heart it wanted to scream; Because I knew you were my loving prince That came once upon a dream.

Tearjerker
Well I wish I was someone Well I wish I was someone to love me When I used to be someone And I knew there was someone that loved me As I sit here frozen alone Even ghosts get tired and go home As they crawl back under the stars And I wish I was something Please tell me thereâ€™s something better And I wish I was something more than this Saturated loneliness And I wish I could feel it And I wish I could steal it Abduct it, corrupt it But I never can Itâ€™s just saturated loneliness Are the suns getting lonely? Does the sun get lonely? Who knows Iâ€™ve been hearing it tell me Iâ€™ve been hearing it tell me go home â€˜Cause the freaks are playing tonight They packed up and turned out the light And the bath waterâ€™s cold And this lifeâ€™s getting old And I wish I could feel this And I wish I could feel it And I wish I could steal it Abduct it, corrupt it And I wish I could feel this And I

Have You Ever Really Been In Love?
I have and I lost her. I now know what it is like to have really loved someone and the extreme pain that goes along with losing her. To know without a doubt that you will live the rest of your life with that person in every other thought. I also know that is has nothing to do with anything you can relate to. It has nothing to do with her looks, though she was gorgeous, That is not the reason. It is a feeling that is deeper than anything our little minds can grasp. I have so much swirling around in my head about this topic I am going to write it in parts. The story starts a year ago at a dog park. The second i saw her I knew i wanted her in my life. So I did research to find out who she was and planned my dog park trips to be there at the same time she was. As I got to know her I find that she is an alcoholic. I was warned by her that I didn't want any part of her. Not true.. cause i knew the love of my life was in there too. well here is what I wrote when she left: A little le

Take This Freak Test; Are You Or Aren't You?
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF T

How To Quit Smoking
heres what i did. first of all, i did it when i was sick. when i have a chest cold, i can barely smoke. so i took advantage of the fact that I had to taper off the amount of ciggarettes I was smoking at that time, or whatever, (I am stoned right now) oh yeah being a stoner helps you forget that you want one. And it can help to replace them with something else, ideally something oral makes sense (i ate tootsie rolls like they were going out of style) ANYWAYS okay so the rest was will power and logic. Okay I am scared as hell of like serious pain, like hospitals and stuff freak me out. and I know when I get old, they're prolly gonna do painful scary things to my old body anyhow, but do I want to ADD to the pain? hell freaking no. i could die not ever knowing what it feels like to be hooked up to a lung machine and be great with it. Also, it didnt make any sense that I was PAYING the moronic fucked up government to KILL ME EARLY or at least make sure I am in great pain and suf

Making Love
Making Love We are alone in this room - just you and I As we stand together I place my hand on your thigh Our passions are buliding - we both know what`s next We are about to make love - hot passionate sex. The room is lit up only by candles And our burning passion, I can no longer handle. The music is playing romantic melodies The sheets on the bed are soft and silky There`s rose petals scattered all over the bed It is the perfect setting for the night ahead. I step towards you and I kiss your neck You throw your head back at the feel of my peck. Then I place a kiss on your cheek As you whisper to me that your knees just got weak. So I lay you down and I just stand and stare You`re now only in your bra and underwear On the silky sheets you tell me it feels so nice So I climb into bed with you and with my mouth I entice

For Just A Taste Of You
For Just A Taste Of You I need to take you in my strong arms let me hold you oh so close and tight our sighs rising high into the heavens rocking wrapped up in sweet delight You know I'll never ever let you go I yearn to kiss your lush warm lips till we melt blissful in love's wild fire in a dance eternal, joined at the hip I want you to know my heart's pure voice hear me pour out my feelings for you to shout them at the boundless sky so strong, so deep, so clear so true love's feast calls us to this moment no reason needed, for what we do I have a gnawing hunger in my soul always aching for just a taste of you The beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to nose How I hunger to know you so completely To gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine, two hearts beating wildly together as one.

Chinese Astrology
First quarter The sector of your birth chart related to love harbors no star presently, and this promises you a tranquil sentimental life. Only the star Truc Phu can prompt in some of you a rather childish behavior. He can indeed incite you to indulge in all your whims without taking the sensitivities of others into account. Beware not to hurt your spouse or mate, for instance by showing yourself inconstant or unfaithful in the name of your precious personal freedom. Second quarter Nothing is more exciting and desperately sublime than impossible love. That's what you're probably going to discover these days. With the presence of the star Thai Tue in House XI, you may fall in love with a person who is not free but whose charm seems irresistible to you. If you're clever enough, you'll have good chances to share with them moments of happiness that will prove to be as unforgettable as they are ephemeral. But hadn't you better say goodbye to this affair and embark on another tha

Pissed Off
¢¾DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!?

Desert Angel By Stevie Nicks
tribute to our troops and there familys..I wish i could find the video or song to go with it... Written by stevie nicks and m. campbell. I was born in the desert So I know how it feels there Well look up its a shooting star But its as black as night no stars Well this is the first thing, That Ive written Since I wrote about freedom And then the wall came down Well we thought it was a great beginning People were free to cross the line But then something happened in the desert Something broke the stars into pieces Well I live below a great red mountain In the shape of a great huge beast In a place the indians call paradice valley Well this has always been my sanctuary I send that to you too There on the other side of the world In the desert And we are the guardians No black clouds just the faces of you So where is my father, Where has he gone Where is my husband Where is my son Where is my father Where has he gone What is it that happened here Is i

Aries & Taurus
Aries & Taurus When Aries and Taurus come together in a love affair, the partnership is a natural union of Love, represented by Taurus, and Passion, represented by Aries. This relationship is all about balance. Aries wants to jump right in and get into it, while Taurus prefers to go much more slowly. This can create a problem; Taurus loves to be wooed and romanced -- two concepts that are basically foreign to straightforward, brash, totally unsubtle Aries. An Aries-Taurus partnership can be a great learning experience for both Signs. Taurus can help Aries rein in some of the more foolish, impractical impulses, and Aries can help Taurus be more spontaneous and adventurous. Taurus is sensual, patient and gentle. Aries is attracted to these qualities; Aries sees Taurus as their rock, totally stable and loyal forever. Taurus sees Aries as possessing that quality they want more of -- knowing when and how to grab on to life's opportunities. These Signs are a good balance for each oth

Our Future
LET'S STOP THIS VICIOUS CIRCLE !!!...... Please let's remember CHILD ABUSE doesn't stop at christmas time .... In fact, due to the money it could actually go up at this time of year. So as you listen/watch this heartbreaking video about child abuse....look at the enclosed pics. Concrete Angel Video - Martina McBride lyricsMartina McBride Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts

I'm Still P****d
So i've just got up and I'm heading off to work and i think i might still be drunk from an all dayer yesterday, check out the pics from when i got home. And this is what i said.... So i've just got home from a twelve Hour drinking sesssion... I might be unfder the weather ish So go to my pics and rateand comment. folder i s pissed/fucked/loaded or just plain gone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do this for i want to know who my friends are and what they think So just fucking doit likes, eh!!!!! S xxx

State Flu Reports - New Hampshire
State Flu Reports - New Hampshire Influenza activity estimates, as reported by your state health department. Weekly reports are published about 10-12 days after the "week ending" date, due to the time required to compile national data. Legend Week Ending Activity Estimate Dec 02, 2006 No Activity Nov 25, 2006 No Activity Nov 18, 2006 No Activity Nov 11, 2006 No Activity Nov 04, 2006 No Activity Oct 28, 2006 No Activity Oct 21, 2006 No Activity Oct 14, 2006 No Activity Oct 07, 2006 No Activity Source: U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Im Sorry
im sorry if im just not with it.. most of you know that my father passed away last nite around 8:30.. thank you all who left me messages and all the love and support.... he was a great man and a fighter.. he was fighting for 20+ years... he had a double lung transplant and parkinsons dease... he's in a better place now...

A Gift From A Friend I Want To Keep Close
MADE BY MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET FRIEND.THANK YOU MA LADY === 'MLady Tina, Sir Forrest Love' spewed forth the following at '2006-11-05 14:10:58'.. > > I made something for you, its not fancy, but Its for you > > > Glittery texts by minutecity.com === 'MLady Tina, Sir Forrest Love' spewed forth the following at '2006-11-09 22:06:41'.. > > Fire My Words > > > Love ya Girl

Online Dating, You Gotta Laugh At Some Of It
An Open Letter to the Men Who Message Me Through Match (aka “Why Dating in the South is Hard”) 20 Comments Published by charming, but single on 10.11.2006 at 11:34 AM. Dear Men, Thank you for your interest in dating me. I am truly humbled by your decision to wink at me for free and/or e-mail me to comment on the size of my lips in my picture. I DO have Nice Lips, thanks for noticing! I see that you are from a very small town. I do not really know where that is, nor have I been there by choice, I am sure. Feel free to continue pursuing me; however, let it be known that I am probably not going to drive to Podunkville to meet you at some double wide trailer that’s been converted to a bar so that we can listen to Skynard on the jukebox and drink Budweiser. Read my profile. Does it say anything about Budweiser? If we date for several months and I like you, I may make a trip out to the homestead as part of the give and take of a relationship. But if you’re just casually seei

Leather, High Heels, No Survivors And Sex Toys
Tried out the new jail cell I bought from Extreme Restraints during a video shoot for my site last night with Slave X. All went well. I went out afterwards in a skin tight Brazilian knit catsuit that had me looking very much like Tura Satana in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Needless to say, I got a lot of attention, especially from the bisexual females. Too bad I have no interest in fem to fem sexual relations right now. I'd have my hands full. I stayed up for a while after the bar and pulled out some of my old vinyl records. They brought back a lot of memories of being an 80s punk rocker! I have been wearing leather, boots, leopard print, stockings and high heels for over 20 years now. Stilettos never went out of style for me. Off to Ft. Myers in 10 days. I will be gone the 23rd-27th. I also plan to go back to NYC at some point in late Jan or early Feb, and will be in Phoenix taking sessions at Porsche's March 3rd-10th. Another busy year coming right up! Another sess

La La La-
so, in another couple hours I will be blind and my fingers are going to be stuck!! I am once again making snowmen candies for my son's class, I do this every year for both my daughter's and my son's classes- lol when they make the gingerbread houses, ya know, the ones they use the milk cartons for?? Well, I make these cute little snowmen candies, ha, but it's a long process, but it's worth it, cause the kids always love them!! I'll get a pic up of em soon!! they are super cute!!

Chips
Why is it when you get a bag of chips there's always that one "bad" chip. The same goes for sunflower seeds but let's just stick with chips. I'm talking about that one chip wih the awful taste that makes you have to eat like 12 more chips to make that taste go away but that "bad" chip is always near the bottom of the bag so your cramming crumbs in your mouth and/or pouring the remains directly from the bag to your mouth and you chew feverishly because that "bad" chip ruined your otherwise wonderful chip eating experience.

Patriotic Poetry
THE AMERICAN DREAM By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilbert Through all the fires, Through all the pain, The Marines stand tall, To fight once again. Always on call, The Presidents own. Always fighting, To protect our home. My life for our freedom, My freedom to you, These are gifts that we give, For the Red White and Blue. We die for you, We die for them, We do not complain, About where or when. For this is our job, To fight around the world And give the gift of our freedom To every boy and every girl. And yes peaceful solutions, Can not always be found, To free a trapped people, From the terror around. So we fought in this war, With resolve in our hearts, To help Iraq's people Have a new and free start. So speak of your "Peace," And how war is so wrong, But shut your face when we're called To give out the freedom we've won. For you did not fight, And you did not bleed. And you did not die, For the American dream. Christmas Poem

Defining Pagan Leadership
Defining Pagan Leadership (Version 2.1) Copyright © 1997, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits I am so tired of people in our community calling themselves “leaders” when they have a “following” of six or ten people at most, or who claim to be the “Queens” or “Kings” of imaginary Ancient Secret Traditions, the existence of which they can’t, naturally, provide any evidence to support (or it wouldn’t be a secret anymore). Apparently, if someone has a Polish or Swiss last name, and they write a book about Polish or Swiss Witchcraft, we are expected to swallow their claims of expertise and authority, and acclaim them as Pagan leaders. Granted, I’m a curmudgeon, but I’d like to see the term “Pagan leader” limited to people (a) over 35 with (b) at least ten years of leadership involving (c) publicly countable heads in the 100+ numbers, and (d) a track record of sane, sensible and successful public relations and educational work with the general public. In other words, experience (not just int

The Cowgirls And Cowboys Of Cherry Tap Welcome The Royal Family To Cherry Tap
OKAY YALL LISTEN UP THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO INTRODUCE A NEW GROUP HERE ON CT SO WITH FURTHER ADO WE WELCOME THE ROYAL FAMILY OF CHERRY TAP AND THE GROUPS FIRST AND SECOND IN CHARGE ARE AS FOLLOWS Angel ~ Family ~ Queen of The Royal Family~ Queen of C.T.@ CherryTAP Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com *~Hot Momma 22*~ PRINCESS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ~@ CherryTAP ~THE COWGIRL IN PINK THE HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP ~SHATTERED SPIRITS~SECOND IN CHARGE OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP~

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 116 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Criminal Neglect
Manchester – A Goffstown woman pleaded guilty yesterday in Hillsborough County Superior Court to a felony charge of criminal neglect in the death of her 91-year-old mother almost two years ago. Danna Folden, 50, was the first person convicted under a 2002 statute making it a felony for a caregiver to purposely or recklessly cause serious bodily injury to an elderly, disabled or impaired adult by neglect. Folden will spend weekends in the Hillsborough County House of Correction jail until she has served 365 days. Judge Philip Mangones accepted the plea. In court yesterday, Assistant Attorney General Tracy Culberson said Folden called 911 Jan. 21, 2005. Rescue personnel responding to 22 Westwood Drive found Mary Folden unconscious in a dirty adult diaper in a chair in the living room. He said the home was filthy and the temperature was approximately 50 degrees. At the hospital, Mary Folden's body temperature was 94 degrees and she had a significant infection in an open wound mea

Hopefully, When I Am 80 Yrs Old, Someone Will Stand Up For Me -- Unlike This Dude! Lol...
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "6." The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up, and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." See Photo -- A Loving Couple???

Sexual Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Going To Be Out Of Contact For A While...
Hey Everyone Every now and then I get sick and tired of the net and my computer. I'm going to avoid the computer for a little while. I might pop on now and then to check my mail, but for the most part you won't be seeing me much in the next couple of weeks. If anyone needs to get a hold of me, you can give me a call. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday! Loves ya! Cynthia

Manchester Man
Manchester man was charged yesterday in two city robberies over the past month, including one involving a pick-up truck that crashed through a laundromat, police said. Dale Calawa, 46, of 569 Montgomery St., #1, was charged with robbery of the Shell gas station at 887 Hanover St., on Nov. 24, police said. He faces a charge of criminal liability to the crime of burglary for his role in the Nov. 10 burglary at the Rose Laundromat, 399 Dubuque St. A pickup track crashed through the front door and three men stole a cash box, according to Det. Lt. Nick Willard. Calawa was being held at the Hillsborough House of Correction on a probation violation when police charged him. On Friday, another man, Arthur Durham, 41 of Manchester, was arraigned on charges connected to those crimes. Durham faces charges in five robberies and one burglary.

To The One Who Wrote This To Me You Know Who You Are Thats The Only One Im Sendin It To
Dec 17 2006 2:25P I WR0TE Y0U NAME 0N A PiECE 0F PAPER, BUT BY ACCiDENT i THREW iT AWAY. i WR0TE Y0UR NAME 0N MY HAND, BUT iT WASHED AWAY..i WR0TE Y0UR NAME iN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVE`Z WHiSPERD iT AWAY..i WR0TE Y0UR NAME iN MY HEART, AND F0REVER iT WiLL STAY!! SEND THiS T0 EVERY0NE Y0U CARE AB0UT iNCLUDiNG THE PERS0N WH0 SENT iT T0 Y0U. iF Y0U SEND THiS T0 10 PE0PLE THAT Y0U CARE AB0UT F0R THE NEXT 45 MiNUTE`Z THEN T0M0RR0W WiLL BE THE BEST DAY EVER

Manchester
MANCHESTER – A DOZEN SENIOR EDITORS at one of the nation's finest newspapers huddled for an hour this week, picking apart their own work, debating content for the next edition and plotting the publication's future next fall -- which most people in the room won't be part of. Welcome to the newsroom of The Little Green, for decades a point of pride within Central High School and now recognized as one of the country's top scholastic publications. The Columbia Scholastic Press Association recently named The Little Green a gold medalist newspaper for 2006. "We were really pleased," said Nicholas Tatsis, a senior and co-editor in chief. "I think that's a testament to the fact that we work together as a staff and we rely on each other." Edmund Sullivan, the association's executive director, said the gold medalist designation puts Central's paper in the top 35 percent of 1,900 entries. While that may sound underwhelming., Sullivan said he lumps colleges, high schools, newspapers

Love Will Never End
FOR HER TOUCH WAS SO GENTLE AND EMBRACE SO SENSUAL FOREVER IN HER ARMS I MAY STAY BUT ONLY IF MY LOVE DOESNT STRAY I KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE TO HEART BECAUSE SHE AS UNLOCKED THE LUCKY CHARM MY POEM MY NOT ALL RHYME AND THAT IS NO CRIME BUT WHAT IS A CRIME IS TO LET YOU GO AND I KNOW THAT WILL NOT SHOW A LOVE BUILT OVER TIME AND TEARS SO FAR APART BUT NOT KNOWN FOR YEARS MY LOVE UNLEASHED INTO THE WORLD ONLY TO BE CAUGHT BY YOU THIS LOVE I MUST KNOW, IS IT TRUE TO YOU? FOR I KNOW IT IS TRUE TO ME BUT IN THINE HOUR WHEN I SHALL DIE I KNOW THAT YOU WOULDNT CRY MANY GOOD YEARS WE HAD TOGETHER AND NOW I LAY ON A BED OF FEATHERS ON MY DEATH BED I WHISPER A THOUGHT HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU FOR THESE YEARS? YOU GAVE ME LOVE THAT HAD NO END AND IN THE END I ALREADY KNOW I KNOW THAT IT WAS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY THAT LOVE MUST TRUELY GO ON EVEN AFTER DEATH FOR A LOVE THIS STRONG THAT YOU AND I HAVE CANNOT BE TORN APART; NOT EVEN BY DEATH SO WITH THIS LAST BREAT

Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tornado Pimp Out!
Do you know this sweetheart yet? If not you really need to....Go visit my friend here "RH" and help him to level up....Has about 100 points to go....BLOW HIM UP AND GET HIM THERE FOR ME!! Hugs and kisses to you all Click this link: TheRH@ CherryTAP

New Hampshire Soldier
New Hampshire soldier serving his second tour of duty in Iraq was killed Saturday by a roadside bomb, his family said. Army Spc. Matthew Stanley, 22, of Wolfeboro was among three soldiers who lost their lives in the explosion while they rode in a Humvee in Baghdad, his stepbrother said. Details of the attack are not yet known to the family, said James Savage Jr. of Wolfeboro. He said his stepbrother usually was assigned to a Bradley fighting vehicle, not a Humvee. Stanley, a member of the Armored Cavalry out of Fort Hood, Texas, would have celebrated his 23rd birthday the day after Christmas, said Savage, who is two decades his senior. Matt was young, so he was always a little brother to me," Savage said. Stanley was born in Massachusetts and grew up in the Ossipee-Wolfeboro area. In 2002, he graduated from Kingswood Regional High School, where his stepfather, Jim Savage Sr., serves as a security guard. His mother, Lynn, is an aide at the middle school. Kingswood Hi

Wtf? I'm Defective?
:] nym..pho..ma..ni..a Pronunciation (nmf-mn-, -mny) n. Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female 3:] Nymphomania now known as Hypersexuality is a desire for human sexual behavior at levels high enough to be considered clinically significant. The concept of hypersexuality replaces the older concepts of nymphomania (or furor uterinus) and satyriasis. Hypersexuality can be a symptom of bipolar disorder and is generally associated with the manic phase of the condition. It can result in later regrets (depressive phase). The condition can also be caused by Klüver-Bucy syndrome. It has sometimes been reported following brain injuries and diseases that cause dementia and loss of impulse control. Additionally, hypersexuality is a reported side effect of dopamine imbalance. Hypersexuality is characterized by an impairing need for frequent genital stimulation that, when achieved, does not result in sexual satisfaction. This dissatisfaction is what is believed to encou

The Letter I Cant Send But Needed To Type!
You’re in California for god knows how long. You have only been gone 3 days and we have talked on the phone twice but only for a moment…. Almost every day for over 3 years you have told me it’s all going to be ok… Now I have to tell myself, maybe its all part of the every thing happens for a reason to make me be strong with out you… The other things that are happening all seam to be a part of this wired thing that is going on to show me what I need to do and that I can do it!!! This will be the first Christmas or Christmas Eve in 15 years that I will not get to see you for at least a min… your ornament is on the tree where it has always hung so I can see it every time I walk past. I told him today the tree is staying up till you come back and we are going to have another Christmas then… I don’t think he liked it but he knows I have to do what I have to do when it comes to you… Hey you know more then the breath of life it’s self………..

Thirteen Goals Of A Witch
I. Know yourself II. Know your Craft III. Learn IV. Apply knowledge with wisdom V. Achieve balance VI. Keep your words in good order VII. Keep your thoughts in good order VIII. Celebrate life IX. Attune with the cycles of Terra X. Breathe and eat correctly XI. Exercise the body XII. Meditate XIII. Honor the Goddess and God Author Unknown. ---------------------- The Following is the understanding of one single person. Itis also, the BEST I have ever come across. Blessings, Eugene --------------------- With Interpretation By Lady Bridget © 1998 http://www.ladybridget.com/w/w13.html Know yourself. As far back as Socrates, and most likely much farther, this was advice best followed. If you don't know what you want, you are not likely to get it. Consequently if you don't know what makes you happy, you are not likely to find your happiness. You also need to know your own strengths and weaknesses. Know your craft. Wicca is a craft, hence the

My Prayer
DRIFTING IN DARKNESS THAT NEVER ENDS WAITING FOR THAT SPECIAL MOMENT GOING THROUGH MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER EASIER WITHOUT EMOTIONS, EASIER WITHOUT YOU BUT WHO AM I KIDDING, WITHOUT YOU I WILL NEVER BE AND NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THAT TEARS OF SADNESS AND JOYS OF TRIUMPH FEARS OF FORGETTING, FEARING FEAR ITSELF HOW WILL I MAKE IT THROUGH THESE YEARS AS NOTHING MORE THAN A HUMAN AS NONE LESS THAN PERFECT? FEAR IS A STRONG EMOTION THAT OVERTAKES THE WEAK AND I GUESS I AM WEAK I FEAR FOR YOU, I FEAR FOR ME MOST OF ALL I FEAR FOR MY SOUL SO MANY THINGS GOING WRONG SO MANY THINGS LEFT UNCHANGED BEFORE ONE CAN BEGIN TO HEAL, ONE MUST FORGET BUT I DONT WANT TO FORGET TEARS I MUST SHED TO START MY HEALING ONLY WONDERING WHAT IS IN STORE WHAT WILL BE NEXT? WHO WILL I MEET? WILL I DIE? WILL I THRIVE? SO MANY QUESTIONS NOT HAVING ANSWERS AND ON ONE TO SHARE MY FEELINGS WITH OH LORD PLEASE HELP ME!

Love On The Internet
by Dove Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts to

Success
HEARTFELT EMOTIONS COMING FROM MY SOUL SPREADING OVER MY TEARS HOW CAN I EVER BE WHAT PEOPLE CALL WHOLE? WHEN I HAVE SUCH FEARS! MY HEART IS LIKE A COAL CORODING OVER THE YEARS MY STOMACH IS NOT FULL BUT I MUST SAY MY CHEERS FOR WHAT WE HAD WAS SO LIKE A MOLD BUT THAT MOLD HAD ITS JEERS MY HEART WILL NEVER BE COLD NOR SHALL IT AS THE END WILL NEAR MY MIND IS CONSTANTLY ON HOLD BUT NOW ITS FREE FOR MY PEERS MY LIFES STORY HAS BEEN FOLDED IN A NEAT FOLD AND TUCKED AWAY FOR MANY MANY YEARS HOPEFULLY I WILL STRIKE GOLD FOR I WILL SUCCEED!

The Legend Of The Candy Cane
The Legend of the Candy Cane Look at the Candy Cane What do you see? Stripes that are red Like the blood shed for me White is for my Savior Who's sinless and pure! "J" is for Jesus My Lord, that's for sure! Turn it around And a staff you will see Jesus my shepherd Was born for Me! Many years ago, a candy maker wanted to make a candy at Christmas time that would serve as a witness to his Christian faith. He wanted to incorporate several symbols for the birth, ministry and death of Jesus. He began with a stick of pure white hard candy; white to symbolize the Virgin Birth and the sinless nature of Jesus; hard to symbolize the solid rock, the foundation of the Church; firmness to represent the promise of God. The candymaker made the candy in the form of a "J" to represent the name of Jesus, who came to earth as our Savior. He thought it could also represent the staff of the Good Shepherd, with which he reached down into

Lucid Minds
FRAUDULENT THOUGHTS FOR A WEAK MINDED FOOL COMING OUT AS MUMBLED PIECES OF TRASH FOR WHY ARE WE AS A HUMAN SO CRUEL LIVING OUR SIMPLE AND YET COMPLEX LIVES IN A FLASH? SOME WILL BE FOOLS, WHILE OTHERS WILL DROOL ONLY TO WAIT, WAITING FOR THEIR LIVES TO CRASH CRASHING TOGETHER INTO WHAT WAS ONCE A SESS-POOL THAT ONE MAY READ IN A BOOK THAT SITES ON MY DASH PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT MY ACTIONS MIMIC A MALE I HATE TO BE PLAYED FOR A SIMPATHETIC FOOL WHY MUST OUR DAY COME TO A RYTHMATIC HAULT NOT KNOWING WHEN TO START, PLEASE DONT BE MY FAULT MY FAULT FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THE PAST SO MAYBE I AM PART OF THE CAST A CAST THAT HAS A GREAT MASTERMIND WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO BE KIND FREE FROM FEMALES WHO FEED ON FOOLISH FRIENDS NOT NOW, NOT THEN, NEVER NEEDING NOURISHMENT FEELING A FREE FORMED HEARTWARMING LOVE DIE IS NOT A DESIRE OF ANY MAN BEATING UP MY MIND; NOT SEEING IT COMING! MY HEART WAS THE ONLY PRECIEVER KNOWING THAT DAY WOULD COME BUT SLOWING THE START WO

Today Is My Day
Category: Life Well today is my birthday. I am a whole 25 years old. Yay! Another year has come and gone. I can actually say, minus a few things, I have had a wonderful year. I made my goal to finish another smester of school. I found what career feild I want to go into and I plan on continuing my education in that field. All in all I am proud of myself for the accomplishments I have made this past year. I have made several new friends and made some old bonds stronger. A Good friend past away October tenth, my sweet bubby Frankie even though I still miss him I know he is a better place and he brought emense joy to my life this year and for the past 4 years of it. My friend Tracy has helped me through some tough times and helped keep a smile on my face throu it all. Kudos to you love! John....what can there be said about John...well I think I can safely say I have come to know him like no other person has I believe. I am glad that I share a strong spiritual bond with him an

Help!
Has anyone else tried to get something so perfect that you have fucked it up? And don't really know what you did! Well if you have, will you please tell me what you did and how you fixed it? Maybe someone has had the same problem as me and maybe it'll help me to fix mine. Thanks!

Songs Of Yuletide Joy
HARK THE NEW AGE PAGANS SING! "Coeis and Morrigant " (Tune: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing") Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King, Peace on Earth and mercy mild, God and Goddess reconciled, Hear us now as we proclaim, We have risen from the flames, Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, In the God and Goddess' names Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King! Herne by highest love adored, Herne the ever-reborn Lord, At all times behold Him come, Offspring of the Holy One, Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see, Hail Incarnate Deity! Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, in the God and Goddess' names Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King! YE CHILDREN ALL OF MOTHER EARTH Ellen Reed (Tune: "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear") Ye children all of Mother Earth join hands and circle around To celebrate the Solstice night When our lost Lord is found. Rejoice, the year has begun again The Sun blesses skies up above So share the season toge

Popping Your Cherry
I am new to this site, lured here by my friend Mistress Genvieve. I am on here to promote my private domination sessions, my website, and my modeling though I am more into sessioning in my dungeon with submissives than modeling these days. I am based out of Flint, MI but am from Los Angeles originally. I have lived and worked in London and NYC as well and travel around the USA. I am in NYC every 4-6 weeks and my next trip will be in late Jan or early Feb. Soooooooo submissives in central Michigan should contact me to book session time! NYC subs should do the same. Other cities I visit at least twice a year are Phoenix and Philadelphia. Well, that's it for now!

The Ride To Dinner (part 2) - Erotica
(If you have not read Coffee I would recommend doing that first as this is part two) The phone rang a few days later and I answered it, it was Max. He told me to go get dressed to go out for the evening and that he would be picking me up shortly. He firmly suggested that I wear a skirt and a button down blouse, something sexy but sophisticated because we were going somewhere nice. I rushed to my closet and picked out a long black flowing skirt and paired it with a deep purple silk blouse, I loved the way the color complimented my long red hair. Underneath I put on a nice corset with black silk stockings and a pair of silk panties. An hour later my doorbell rang, and when I answered it I was greeted by a chauffer. I was intrigued as I looked outside and saw a stretch limo awaiting me. He smiled and took my arm and led me to the limo. He politely opened the door for me and helped me inside. Once I was in I realized that there was no one else in the limo yet and was a lit

Coping With People You Dislike
Divergent Directions Coping With People You Dislike As much as most of us wish we could exist in harmony with the people we encounter throughout our lives, there will always be individuals we dislike. Some simply rub us the wrong way while others strike us as deliberately unaware. We may judge others as too mean or abrasive for us to interact with them comfortably. Yet no person should be deemed a villain because their beliefs, opinions, mannerisms, and mode of being are not compatible with your own. You need not embrace the rough traits they have chosen to embody. There may be times in which the best course of action involves distancing yourself from someone you dislike. But circumstances may require that you spend time in the company of individuals who awaken your aversion. In such cases, you can ease your discomfort by showing your foe loving compassion while examining your feelings carefully. The reasons we dislike some individuals are often complex and, at first, indecipher

Pickle
WHAT IS THIS MYSTIC OBJECT THAT IS GREEN? I DONT THINK THAT I'VE EVER SEEN I DONT THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYT HING SO WIERD MAYBE ITS KIND OF QUEER SO ROUND AND BUMPY IS ITS TEXTURE I THINK I'LL CALL IT LESTER ITS TASTE IS SO SOUR GIVING ME SOME SORT OF AWSOME POWER I WISH IT ADUE HOPE LESTER DOESNT GET THE FLU MY STOMACH IS DARK AND DREERY MAYBE HE WILL NOT BE FEARING FEARING THE DEPTHS OF HIS LIFE AS A PICKLE

What Neopagans Believe
What Neopagans Believe or Neopagan Polytheology 101 (Version 5.6.5) Copyright © 1974, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits Introductory Warnings I have rewritten this essay many times over the last thirty-plus years, both as “What (Do) Neopagans Believe(?)” and as “What (Do) Neopagan Druids Believe(?)” — the latter title because I wanted my tradition of Druidism to be rooted in those opinions held by most other Neopagans. While fully aware that there are some in the Neopagan community who resist vigorously any attempt to codify Neopagan beliefs, and that some Neopagans — and many Mesopagans — may disagree strongly with one or more of the following statements, I think it is an accurate synthesis of the majority view in the Neopagan movement. I am also making clear in this version what ideas Neopagans generally don’t believe, an increasingly important element in our interfaith dialogues with non-Pagans. Clarifying our “doctrines” (the things we do and don’t believe) without descending

100 Have You Evers
100 Have You Evers? 1. Worked at McDonalds? No 2. Ever slept in a girlfriend's bed? Yes 3. Snuck into a movie theater? Yes 4. Made out in the woods? Yes, more than just that! 5. Thought your cousin was hot? No 6. Cut corn off the cob? No 7. Slept upside-down? Uhm.. are you serious?? I'm no bat! Unless you mean sleeping with my head at the foot of the bed ... I've done that a few times. 8. Said hi to a stranger? All the time! 9. Gone over the speed limit? Is this a trick question? Who hasn't???! 10. Painted your room? Oh yes! 11. Drove a car? Boy, you are weird! 12. Fell in public? Uhm... damn it ~ yeah! 13. Watched the TV show Charmed? One of my favs! 14. Been dumped? Yes 15. Stole money from a friend? Hell no! 16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes 17. Been in a fist fight? Nah 18. Snuck out of your house? Oh yes! As a teenager late at night 19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?

Wonderful
THE PATH IS NARROW WAIT I THINK I SEE A SPARROW WHERE MAY I GO WHICH WAY DOES THAT RIVER FLOW FLYING HIGHER THAN ANY SUPERSTAR CAN I COME INTO THAT BAR DO YOU KJNOW WHAT IS GREAT? KNOWING THAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS WONDERFUL!

Poetry
FLOWING THROUGH THE GROUND SO SLEEK LOOKING KIND OF MEEK THE WATERS COMPASSION IS GREAT BUT NOT AS GREAT AS MINE DECIEVING IS THE OMNIPRESENCE OF THIS SLICK STUFF IT SURE LOOKS KIND OF RUFF SHOULD I TRAVEL THESE RAPIDS I FEAR I THINK I MIGHT SHED A TEAR WONDERING HOW I MIGHT LIVE GOING THROUGH THIS ABYSS WHAT IS THIS SUBSTANCE THAT IS SO DEADLY? ONLY THE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO EVERY MAN, WATER

Be Gentle, It's My First Time Doing This.
Hey everyone! I don't know if anyone is interested in this, (I don't have tits and well.. that's about it.) but I thought I would make it a little easier to get to know me (or about me, if for some reason you feel the need to.) First off, I'm in the Navy, divorced twice, have 3 amazing boys, and I am a nerd. (... and a sudden vaccum is created by the outgoing rush of whatever women had stopped by.) I read too much and my jokes are really funny if you have the right sense of humor. Currently single, not really looking for a girlfriend, (but am always taking applications...) but if I were, my experiences have taught me that I want someone with intelligence and a great sense of humor. (And it's always good if they have low standards, but to date me, I think you have to have them.) Redheads have always been a weakness of mine, but I never figured out why (they always get me in trouble). I love the Princess Bride, no it's not a chick flick. I'm a big movie and comic book buff. One

Food For Thought
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body. But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! What a Ride!""

The Infection Of A Virus
Fingertips, those fingertips Infected by these fingertips Be they stacking words Or dialing digits Or dialing in the pulse on my wrist Feel the blood bursting beneath Take a vein between your teeth Closing mouth down for a kiss A kiss with those lips Those puckered lips Those suckable, bitable, smirking lips That I would stroke With my fingertips And hope to grope at the soul beneath The source of whatever keeps me on the edge of my seat And wants to pet at my neon colored worms and meat Take a stroll into the depths of depravity with me Recline in the decisions of reality Run through the meadows of perversity A beating of the minds when you slam into me Allow you to burrow into my insanity The eyes of digression that stumble me The words of suggestion that defeat me The gently aggressive, the lovingly malicious Touch of those infectious fingertips

You Know You're From Louisiana When...
I'm not saying anything bad...the title could have been you know you're from Alabama....lol...I actually had some of the Mardi Gras things happen last year! ************** 1. Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. 2. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. 3. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. 4. When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north and south. 5. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. 6. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. 7. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco. 8. Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. 9. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means. 10. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. 11. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.

Gold Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She

Merry Christmas
This is the time of year were it would be nice to have peace in the world. But, peasce in one's heart is more important to me. It's a time I will be spending it alone. It was my mistake, but I have the most wonderful gift I could ever have. She is 14 years old, a freshman in High School. As well as an honor student. I could never have as for this most wonderful daughter. While she is gone I will miss her. But she will have a great Christmas because she will be spending it with her mother. I am a humble person and her happiness is more important, as well as giving her everything I can. She is the sort of person that I hope one day makes a difference in the world. And my contribution I hope is giving her the chance to spend it with her mother during the holiday's. Yes I will feel lonely know one running around the dog not barking. But sacrifices have to be made. And to all in the world and friends please feel free send this to friends and family if need be. And to all Merr

Her Mind
We all unfolding gently beneath to your one loving touch Becoming we let wholeness breath and our petals free and the Awareness and Sweet fragrant Spirit touching senses into life Wisdom is truly Giving beauty back to the universe in Knowing Each petal, sweet miracle of life Oneness We are hues of color, yet one in Spirits blossom

At Random
It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebuild. A heart may be broken, Or ma

Adult Fairy Tales
Adult Fairy Tales CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a Pumpkin three hours ago!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no Prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactl

Ever Wonder
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running ove

Yule Tide
The Winter Solstice The modern word Yule descends from the Germanic 'Yula', meaning 'wheel' of the year or sun. Yule occurs in the dead of winter, on the Winter Solstice (generally around December 21) when the world has reached its darkest time. And in the midst of this darkness springs hope, light, and flame. It is said that the darkest hour is just before dawn and the holiday of Yule acknowledges and counts on this as the world awaits the rebirth of the sun. Dates vary Yuletide, but it is generally thought to last about twelve days after the actual solstice. Yule is the holiday dedicated to the birth of the Sun God, who is the son of the good who died the year before. The Christian holiday of Christmas is not much different. Both holidays celebrate the birth of God's son and both holidays have many of the same customs. Of course, as with anything there are differences. For example, as written by the Anglo-Saxon chronicler Bede, the first night of the fest was entitled "Mothernights"

F A M I L Y
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil

Friends Vs. Italian Friends
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents’ mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while.

The Bombs Are Going Off
i swear my bombs were going off left and right i was ducking running from one side into another hiding getting attacked sooo many bombs wasn't enough places to hide i think i need a better life then the one i got nawww i like it the way it is i love my goofyness the things i come up with

Ok People Read This
OK EVERYONE ON MY LIST...I DONT TALK TO HALF OF YOU AND I KNOW I ADDED ALOT OF PEOPLE TODAY BUT THE PEOPLE I DONT TALK TO THATS BEEN ON MY LIST OR NOT POSTING MY BULLETINS YOUR COMMING OFF BECAUSE I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE...LOL IMMA BITCH BUT WHO REALLY CARES... LOVE CASSIE

A Farmers Advice
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a john deere tractor. * Forgive your enemies. It fucks with their heads. * Do not corner something you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relitives. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. * If you dig yourself into a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin' * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest Troublemaker you'll ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * Good judgmen

Love Lost
This room is nothing special, Yet, it is where I always come. What's outside the door is lost, I don't want it anymore. My heart is cold here in my chest. It has grown that way over time. The love that once was, Will never be found again. The days get long in this tiny room, A prison of my own making. I only leave it to get away. It saddens me it has come to this. I search for answers to my questions, The answers are always the same. Now I move on to a different life, Hoping to never repeat it.

Goin Back To Bed
Goodnight everyone! Thanks to everyone who helped comment bomb on my crosseyed picture!!! If theres someone out there that still wants to bomb it - you can find the picture link in one of the previous blogs of mine....just check em =) I am going to bed though, I've had a really long day....and I've got a bad migraine. *hugs n stuff to those that are always helpin me*

Presents And Christmas Balls Plus Candycanes
-sings on song- last christmas i gave yoy my heart but the very next day you it away i forgot the rest of the words but i like that song throws presents at everyone puts them under your trees -hides in one of the presents :) hands them to you hits you in the head with a candycane :) throws a christmas ball in your pants hehe hehehe

Damn The Weekend Is Finally Over Lol
well let me see lol the weekend is finally over i am tired kids went to dads this weekend. but Steven came over so yeah didn't sleep that long lol wel made a few cds for him and watched movies all night so i am glad he is home i do love him but now i can go to bed at a decent hour lol love ya Steven

Me, Myself, And I
I am a wife to my husband whom I have been Married to for 6yrs. I am a mother to my four boys. I enjoy the outdoors, playing cards, chatting online, surfing the web, playing playstation, watchin movies, and listenin to music. I am me and you have to either except me just as I am or don't except me at all. I don't try to be someone I am not and I don't change for no one I live my life for me and if I change for anyone it is for myself and because I wanted to. So I am just as I am. I am open and honest and do speak my mind. And sometimes I may even speak my mind without thinking what I am saying but that is just me. I do work hard at everything I do. And do my best at all. I believe there is no point in starting something if your not going to work hard at it and finish it. But that is just me and that is the way I am and you have to except me just as I am or not at all. I don't let what others think of me bother me Because I am who I am and I live with me. And as long as I am happy

Pretty Heavy So Dont Be Offended And If Ya Are Fuck You!
Laughter and Happiness is of no Importance in this world Burning Blood Burn All Cold Hearted Emotionless and Spiritless Entity of Hell Birthmark of Hatred Look out for no one but Myself Life sucks too much to give a Shit Who gives a Fuck about other’s problems Don’t care for no one but myself Suspect Everyone Trust No one Hatred Bloody Hatred Bleeding Mind sees Nothing Dark World of Nothingness Black Mind, Black Heart, Black Thoughts Pain shall thrive within my Life for Eternity Evil Blood flows through my veins Listen to none I do as I please I am my own Master None shall Command me The Strong will survive The weak will die Searching, Searching For Sanity and Mind Death to all who stop me Revenge will be taken No one can stop me I have no heart Care for None who die I Have No emotions I Have No faith I Have No hope I Have No happiness I Feel No sadness I Have No sympathy No one shall criticize me No one will Judge me Only Darkness and Silence can

A Driving Experience
Earlier tonight, i as stopped at a stop light, waiting to turn into my street. I noticed the rear view mirror in the car in front of me. There were eyes looking at me. it was a guy, couldn't tell what he looked like, but he had nice eyes. The light turned green. He didn't go anywhere. He was still in that mirror. I am not an impatient person so i waited instead of honking my horn. I noticed him snap out of it,giggle and cover his face right before he drove off. I thought it was kinda cute and I hope he was looking at me in a good way and not cuz I had something weird sticing out of my nose or something. Anywho, it made me laugh and i drove home. Little things amuse me.

All I See Is Pain.....
Pain Lingering in the minds of all Blood Living Eternally None can eliminate me Torture I have no guilt I feel no sympathy, For I am... Pain! Without It I am Lost Having no place in this desolate, barren world I now live in the darkness of my own hatred, regret, and guilt Conjuring the essense of misery and anguish Trapped in malices and chains of my mind Treading in the dark graveyard of my soul throught moonlight

Coming Jan 07 New Contest For Married People
COMIN IN JAN 07" YOUR NIGHT ANGEL WILL BE HOSTING EAST COAST VS. WEST COAST SEXIEST MARRIED COUPLE OF 2007. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME AND TAKE THE WEST SIDE. IF YOUR INTERESTED PLZ LET ME KNOW. THIS IS GONNA BE A NEAT ONE. WITH SOME COOL PRIZES.

I Guess It'd Be A Poem Or Something.
I felt like putting something to paper tonight I am really close to putting down my first chapter preview but meh...here's something a bit different from me. Don't Don't fear death fear those you leave behind. Don't be afraid to let go...sometimes we have to. Don't be afraid to smile I'll gladly share your joy. Don't be afraid to talk to me I'll always hear your voice. Don't be afraid when I come to help you shoulder your weight...I'll never ask you to do the same. Don't forget our memeories good or bad so long as we remain friends. Don't forget that when I do pass on you'll no need to cry I will always be with you..

Archeology, Anorexia, And Apes
I went to Carey Perloff's Luminescence Dating at the Magic Theatre at Fort Mason. I greatly enjoyed the play, but I doubt that any who had not suffered through the Classical college curriculum could appreciate the subtler references within the work. Thumbs up to Italy, which has joined the war against stick models, along with Spain and Brazil. There is a plague among the gorillas of Zaire, not unlike the Ebola virus which has effected the humans of that region. There are two possible disease vectors: other gorillas and fruit bats. I am inclined to believe that the latter is the true vector. Ebola acts through contaminated bodily fluids. Gorillas do not gather in large groups, which limits the effectiveness of the disease vector. Fruit bats, however, could fly between tree before perishing, and their corpses would remain in the copse from which the unfortunate primates dined.

Proud Of Myself
Wow, I can't believe what I just did. I'm the world's biggest procrastinator, and I have this group project that we have to present to the class on January 11, and I actually picked a topic and wrote my case study on it. I don't know what crawled up my ass to possess to me do such a thing, but I'm glad I did. At least it is a start. I chose dependent personality disorder, and she better not tell me I can't do it, because guess what, I am. They are group projects but you are graded individually, which seems to defeat the purpose of a group project, but whatev. This class is not beneficial to my major at all, but that is "college" for ya. Abnormal psych and computer networking....I don't see the connection. Anyway, maybe if I didn't spend so much damn time pissing around on here when I am home, I'd get more work done. I'm probably either going to get rid of this when I graduate, or at least take down all my pictures, because I would never want a potential employer to find me on here.

My Hell.......
....LET IT WASH AWAY THE PAIN THAT CONSUMES YOU.... .Another little slave and his possession are we....never allowed one little concession...... Tis not just me that has to suffer....for my suffering is but bliss....yours shall be but sorrow... I am afraid for you...should you dare to rest here... this rotten being sees all the lurks...i pray you are worthy of this...your seat of arrangement....... We are trapped...... we cannot leave.... he will forever more deceive...... We will suffer this struggle alone...never for others this to be known..... So much pain and utter despair.....we wonder if he will ever care.....for me i know he shall for eternity...for you ...a shadow...a shroud....doubt.... We hurt so much we do not know....if we will ever go with the flow....and swim within his sulfur... Sometimes it is so hard to bear... life that is an utter nightmare...lives....living under the threat of knives..... Not one friend to call ones own.....

Internet Problems
WEll I contacted a hell of a Back door virus today.It totally prevented me from any internet play.I couldn't even get windows to open,Finally did.An I had to do a 2 week system restore.I'm now running unprotected.I know where I caught the fucker at.Friendster I hadn't been there in 3 months.A chick I know from NF. whom also belongs at friendster sent me this Virus.I am so pissed. Today was my 90 day being sober.Tomorrow I'll recieve my last coin from the program, but I don't plan on haveing a drink till my 117 th day. I went 60 days with out pot. But on my 61 st day I just had to get the Ultimate Kind Bud.My 1/2 oz of that lasted 15 days not bad, concidering I had to smoke with ungreatful others,then the Bastards had the nerve not to smoke with me today.I just wish I could meet a new Gal an move away.Nothing left in Massachusetts for me no more,except my damn medical conditions,with all the Cuts the Fuckin Republicans have caused all over the U.S.an the ptiance of my disabilty check pr

Big Dick Johnson
ok so im watching armageddon ( WWE PPV ) and they have the diva lingerie contest.................... and santa is the judge of the contest......... and just WHOOOOOOOOO is santa??????? NONE OTHER THAN BIG DICK JOHNSON!!!!!!! for those who dont know big dick johnson is a male stripper whos about 350- 400 pounds and maybe 5-10, 5-11 ish in height. I laughed soooooooooooooooo hard when i saw that!!!!

These Things Can Be Sooo Close To The Truth Its Scary *lol*
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Some People Have It So Damn Easy!!
This is basically a follow up to the You Figure It Out blog that I wrote previously. Well the other day I spotted a former co-worker and was invited to his house. When I got there he told me he had only been back there with his girlfriend for 2 weeks. Previously he had moved out and was living with another gal. He says he was miserable with her and her father came and punched him in the face and told him to get out. So he came crawling back to his old girlfriend. I tried not to shake my head but I let out this little sigh. He said..yeah I have a lot of drama in my life don't I. I thought...you lucky fucker. You fuck around on your girlfriend. Move out and then come crawling back and she just lets you in? WTF. Everyone shoud be so damn lucky. I will never find someone that will do that for me. Here I can't find one person..let alone one person to let me come crawling back to them after I have fucked around on them and moved out. So that shit just makes my skin burn. Some people...men o

Bitches!!!
why does people have to be a bitch. well i am a bitch because people like to talk shit about me and tell lies on me. for all the ones that seen the comments under my pic is not true. i am a bitch, but hell who isn't when they are right? i am not a nigger lover and would like for everyone to know that. i don't lay on my back for no one. i hardly do it for the one i am with so what makes everyone think i would do it with someone else. ~NOT~ people needs to start looking at their selves before they try to point their fingers at other people. i am me and will be me for the rest of my life. i have been with 3 people and i have not any complaints about being nasty or "TOO BIG" it was the oppiste if anything. as for as people telling everyone that i am a whore. i dont think a whore will keep anyone for 6 years, and can say that she has been with 3 guys. who ever has a problem with me needs to come to my face and leave me out of the things that they have problems with on her

The End To My Ordeal Is At Hand
Tomorrow is my ultrasound to assure that my uterus is in fact now empty. In some ways its kinda bittersweet. One the one hand we want it to be because that will signal that I am healing and that this will all finally come to an end. On the other hand, it will make it FINAL that our baby is indeed GONE and its a big pill to swallow even now almost 3 months later. I keep trying to hold my chin high and brave this old yet new pain. We have an ornament hanging for the baby on Wednesday as well and hopefully we will be able to meet other parents who have survived this as well. This Christmas will be sweet and yet tough. It will be me and Mikes first Christmas AND the first Christmas knowing the baby is gone. I hope that I can make it through without crying though I am thinking I am not gonna be able to. Thank you all for stopping in to read and being my friends...you are all great!

Out Of Town
Just so everyone knows, I am in Florida for the next few weeks and I don't have reliable computer access I return to my homw in Mass on the third of January. So I'm gonna get back to my fun with childhood friends. Later folks, I know you miss me ever so much.

My Children
You never know what your life will turn out. They tell you to plan for your life while your in high school, or at least college anyway. But you go to college, then like a fool I got married, and he joined the military, and I traveled all over the world with him, and after 22 years he just threw me away. But at least I got three wonderful children out of all those years. My son, who is my hero, and has kept me going through all of this, came into this world fighting for his life. He came two months early, without lungs to breath for him, and he was to stay in the hospital for the two months, or until his original due date, but he proved them all wrong and was out of the hospital in 19 days, and has grown into a awesome young man. My baby girl who is now 12, is my little angel. The divorce was hardest on her, because she didn't want her mama and daddy to be apart what kids do, but she see's now it is for the best. As for the oldest, my 21 year old who has my grandson, L

I Feel Like Shit
Well I guess I'm just hateful bitch according to Dallas. We've never gotten into a fight or anything until today. It started last night when I realized that he had gone upstairs to get the kids something to eat and give Tara her medicine and hadn't come back and it had been an hour. So I need to wash the color and stuff out of my hair and shower so I went upstairs with my stuff and he's sitting in the den watching Ultimate Fighting or whatever it is and I say "Do you ever watch anything else anymore. Everytime you turn the TV on you watch this stuff." And I was not being an ass, I was just giving him a hard time like we always do with each other. Well he says, not in a mean way but nontheless hurtful way, "I came up here to leave you alone so I could watch this and not hear you bitch so move along." and he kinda shooed me away. Now granted we give each other hell all the time because thats the way we are with each other, but that really really hurt my feelings. So I just

Making Love To All Of Me
I Love Him He Loves Me I Love the way He makes Love to Me He kisses Me, He caresses Me, He tickles My Soul Make Love to My body, Make Love to My mind Make Love to Me He's a warrior He holds Me in his heart, He holds Me in his arms He holds Me as his sword breaks down My wall A wall that had never been broken Stroking, Stroking, Stroking Slowly, Slowly, Slowly Swimming in this Ocean An Ocean of Love He's drowning--I'm drowning He's drowning Inside of Me His sweat is glistening and rolling off his beautiful body His sweat drips onto me and mixes in with the rest of our Love Juices Faster, Deeper, Faster, Deeper I'm open--He opens His Love pours from him It fills My Heart It fills My Mind It fills My Soul His Love feels My Body He feels Me up-He holds Me tight-We become One He is now apart of ME I- a part of Him Thrusting and Thrusting and Thrusting Until his point is understood His story is complete But this is not the end He Loves Me

I Copied This From Coco But It's Awsume
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Check This Out
So this is a really cool video, my dad also has done music and light shows the last two years.... this is what puts me in the spirit! this is just a site from a search i had done. They use fm tansmitters to play the music through the radio so you can watch and listen at the same time. http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/xmaslights.html http://ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/xmaslights3.html http://ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/xmaslights5.html

Maybe....
Maybe it is true that we don't know what we got until we lose it, but it is also true that We don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens. But often We look so long at closed doors that We don't see the one that has been opened for Us.

My Very First Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been here about six months and I guess it's about time I do a contest of my own. I'm doing a holiday hotties contest. If you (or someone you know) have a sexy Christmas pic of ya, hit me up and let me know you want in. I hope to get this going in the next day or two. I'm limiting to 15 competitors for the guys and 15 for the ladies. (So get in fast!)

God!!!!!!!!!!!
ok im so bored,dont feel good, n im cold. every night thing..no one ever talks to me any more.. its getign kinda stupid..i mean i uunderstand most my friends r busy, in school n shit or the ones that do talk to me on here live miles n days away... it really sucks.. i mean IM BORED.. i feel like running away.. not cool but i mean wat else is there to do..studying for the last final,putting up the tree,n sleeping omg boring...my life sucks bit fucking time.. n its like no one cares... idk wat to do any more..im tired of guys talking to me for the first fw days n then stop talking to me..am i like not good enough to talk to u.. or wat..i would like to know..but ohh well gues it dont really matter anyways...

More To Help
this is what i sent the one i was talking about in my last blog please read and be honist about what u think i whould realy apresheatit thank you When I think of you and my days are blue. Everything in the world seems out of reach. Then and only then I see myself the way I know I am meant to be all alone. In this world bye myself here in the middle of this wall I built around myself. At first I built it so I couldn't get hurt anymore, but that was 8 years ago. Now I keep it up I think so I can't get out and show my true feelings. I don't know how I would protect myself if it wasn't up but I would like to try. The only problem is that see I have only found one person that has even tempted me to try tearing the wall down. I don't know if it is even possible for her to love me. We have been friends for a really long time. I can't remember when we met but I do know that when I am not thinking of her in my spare time, I am thinking about the fun we have together her and the kids. When

U Know U Wanna
guys and gals i am in the sexist cherry lips contest, dont lemme don, go now and vote for me and comment bomb the hell out of it..muah loves click here http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=393111&albumid=151460&i=3111395314

Afraid Of Lossing
I KNOW LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHANGES AND CHANGES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE BEST.I HAVE THIS OVER WHELMING FEELING THAT I AM ABOUT TO LOSE SOMETHING THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND DEAR TO ME. I HAVENT FELT THIS WAY SINCE MY MOM PAST AWAY AND THIS IS JUST HOW IMPORTANT THIS PERSON IS TO ME. MY QUESTION TO ALL OF YOU WHO READ THIS IS HOW DO YOU SUGGEST TO DEAL WITH THIS.

Nymphoz
nympho n : a woman with abnormal sexual desires Why does everyone insist on calling me a nympho? a pervert? a horndog? ect... i cant help it its a disease! ok! damn im so sick of hearg, "God you're a nympho!" "stop you nympho i'm trying to sleep!" "We already did it twice nympho!" Isn't any guys that are nymphos? or is that just a girl thing?!

Bitches
A JOKE: Three Tampons are walking down the street; Mini, Maxi and Super. Which one says hello first? None: They're all stuck up bitches!!! Ok, I thought it was funny....have a great day! Compliments of this guy... Raul Duke @ CherryTAP

Living In 2006
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

In This World
Time and time again I seem to rebuild, and the things that I see will never reach my fill, I amount to a song, maybe tones, maybe not, but the ones who understand me know I love a lot. The stress in the can at times infiltrate, leaving me in a stance feeling quite irate, but the world wont stop for the stresses of me, so the sunshines again when I'm ready to see. The world isn't simple in anyway that I thought, and at times it can seem all good when it's not, but the clock hand turns into memories to be, so Smile Big, Laugh hard, Love much, and Fly Free. another poem by my brother...Jamiel Allen!

Read This If You Can!!!!
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it?

Loneliness And Random Musings
I still don't understand how some people are happy being single. Being single sucks - it is so lonely. Another thing that I have noticed (not just here) is how many women call themselves "bisexual" but say they are not interested in men. If you are female and not interested in men, you are NOT bisexual, you are a lesbian. Is there some reason being a bisexual woman is considered more socially acceptable than being a lesbian? I don't see anything wrong either way, but just be honest. And why is it ultra-religious hateful people can never spell above a 3rd grade level?

Little Christmas Poem...not For Little Eyes...well It Can Be...lol
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS >>>> > >> >>>> > >> He laid her on the table, >>>> > >> So white clean and bare, >>>> > >> His forehead wet with beads of sweat, >>>> > >> He rubbed her here and there. >>>> > >> He touched her >>>>neck, >>>> > >> Then felt her breast, >>>> > >> Then drooling, felt her thigh. >>>> > >> The slit was wet and all was set, >>>> > >> He gave a joyous cry, >>>> > >> The hole was wide........ >>>> > >> He looked inside, >>>> > >> All was dark and murky, >>>> > >> He rubbed his hands, >>>> > >> And stretched his arms......... >>>> > >> And then he stuffed the turkey. >>>> > >> >>>> > >> May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry >>>>Christmas.

Lol
Body: Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide

Fake Ass Friends On This Fucking Site!!!!
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE MY FRIENDS BUT YET NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME UNLESS THEY NEED ME TO REPOST SOMETHING OR NEED ME TO VOTE FOR THEM! I DIDNT LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS BUT WHATEVER; SO I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD DO THE SAME TO SOME OF THOSE "FRIENDS"...I ASKED THEM TO VOTE/COMMENT ON A PIC THAT I WAS USING IN A CONTEST AND NOONE WANTED TO DO IT SO YOU KNOW WHAT....FUCK ALL OF U BITCHES...U CAN HAVE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING SITE! THERE ARE A SELECT FEW PEOPLE ON HERE THAT I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT AND HERE LATELY THEY DONT EVEN SEEM TO WANT TO TALK TO ME SO WHAT THE FUCK EVER! IM DONE WITH ALL OF THIS PETTY ASS SHIT AND CHILDISH GAMES. DONT ASK ME FOR A DAMN THING!!!! *LYNDEE*

Too Horny
Hey Baby, I really shouldn't be asking you this. I feel shy about it , but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a long, long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but with your help I will be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until theres no more left. This has been on my mind all day long. I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but........... can I have a piece of gum?

My Hands ?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lol
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Greetings
Hey everyone, thought i'd try this blog thing out lol, First off i wanna thank everyone that has taken time out to check my ass out. I appreciate it very much and hope to hear from ya more in the future. Second, just bear with me, i'm still trying to get the hang of this site, but with a bit of patience i should be able to lol And third, if you haven't talked to me or added me, do so, cuz i'm a fun guy once ya get to know me and we could have some fun. Later peeps!

New Os!
after looking at ALL of the freakin linux distributions out there and all the complaints from anti-microsoft/mac/linux people about various things, i decided to make my own OS kernel thus irradicating all complaints from myself about other OS's. blah.

This Weekend
well, saturday was cool. got to spend a good portion of the day with Harold's twins. Took them to get their portoraits done, they turned out AMAZING! speaking of, anyone know how to make .bmp files copied into .jpeg or such so i can post 'em here? any help would be much appreciated! back to what i was saying. . . .the kids were adorable. and thankfully well behaved. i know it made harold so happy to spend the day with them. and that's a big part of it too. okay, i really don't have much to say, so i'll stop now untill i have more to say. untill next time, good moshpitting to all!

By My Brother
And so the time has come again, when love is passed between the friends, and nothing really matters here, as much as handshakes, hugs, and tears. So call a friend, and let them know, you love them and aren't scared to show, a deeper side, because you trust, that friends will overcome the lust, no money is worth the "Thanks" you get, from the love you give, I'll even bet, that if you showed more love today, you'd get more love in everyway... - Jamiel R. Allen I don't ask for much, but do me a favor. Since I'm not around a computer all day, because I can't be anymore. I don't have a computer of my own in my home... just repost my little poem a few times today. It's just for today... and it's just a favor. you can choose to ignore it, or spread it. but why ignore love...

It's Time...
On ward and upward. I don't even want to think about last nightThere are far more productive things to do, that cause Me much less stress and rage.I have been steadily evaluating, re-evaluating, and reviewing My life and how it runs over the last year. (Actually, I have always practiced this, but to a much grander scale and much more intently over the last two years with it even more so this year.) Every year I take into consideration the things I haven't liked about every single thing in My life; every item, aspect and essence that is not to My liking. I think through out the year, but especially right before the New Years. I realise where I have an ability to make things different and I think long and hard about how I will do so.Sometimes, I do so in the right way, so I have to keep going back to the drawing board. Sometimes, I keep making the same mistake a handful of times before I do go back to the drawing board, but eventually I realise I got caught in a loop of making the same m

Shackles
This summer I bought some 18th century shackles... I can't fucking find them! I had them on my bed post then I took them with me somwhere and now I have no clue where they are. That freaking sucks. I liked them too nice and sturdy!

My Angel
My angel is always with me she always says she loves me. My angel holds me close and says she'll never let me go. My angels lips get pressed against mine and I'm lost in the bliss of time. My angels eyes strike my inner soul and keep me bound in eternal time. We love eachother and that will never change. I love you lette of toxic.

Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Santa's Wisdom To Pagans
Santa's Wisdom to Pagans Author unknown We had a nice, serene kind of Solstice Circle. No jingling bells or faked-out Christmas Carols. Soon after the last coven member left, Jack was ready to pack it in. "The baby's nestled all snug in her bed," he said with a yawn, "I think I'll go settle in for a long winter's nap." I heaved a martyred sigh. He grinned unrepentantly, kissed me, called me a grinch, and went to bed. I stayed up and puttered around the house, trying to unwind. I sifted through the day's mail, ditched the flyers urging us to purchase all the Seasonal Joy we could afford or charge. I opened the card from his parents. Another sermonette: a manger scene and a bible verse, with a handwritten note expressing his mother's fervent hope that God's love and Christmas spirit would fill our hearts in this blessed season. She means well, really. I amused myself by picking out every Pagan element I could find in the card. When the mail had been sorted, I got up and

This Could Be Fun
YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you. IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

Do What Comes Natural
Whatever you do, just do it as totally as possible. if you enjoy walking, good! if suddenly you realize that you no longer have the urge or desire to move, then sit down immediately; not even a single step should be taken against your will. whatever happens, accept and enjoy it; and dont force anything. if you feel like talking, talk. if you feel like being silent, be silent - just move with the feeling. dont force in any way, not even for a single moment, because once you force anything you are divided in two - and that creates the problem, then your whole life becomes split. the whole of humanity has become almost schizophrenic, because we have been taught to force things. the part that wants to laugh and the part that doesnt allow you to laugh become separate, and then you are divided. you create a topdog and an underdog, so there is conflict. the rift that the conflict creates can become bigger and bigger and bigger. so the problem is how to bridge that rift, and how not to c

What Your Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What A Week Of Brews...involving A Criminally Bad Elf, A Lump Of Coal, And Santa's Butt?? Wtf??
Okay, so where were we, that's right, just had a nice burnt sack ....of christmas presents, poor Santa *snicker*, but alas Santa's in for more WTF goodness as we peruse further into the wares of Ridgeway Brewing..... As I said....It involved one very naughty naughty little helper of Mr. Kringles: The Criminally Bad ElfWell there's actually I believe a trio of these buggers One's just bad the others one's very bad, and this guy here is so bad he's not really sure if he's a wine, a mead or an ale..... CBE for short is a Barleywine - Style Ale, now what's that hmmm....I'll go do more research to explain better later, but needless to say, it means it's got an alchohol content of 10.5% and goes straight to your head.... Definitely not for everyone, sweet to the point of uncertainty, yet still an ale, so your tongue is left wondering what happened as your mind swoons over the bubbly fermented barley.... I'd give it a 3 outta 5 Mainly because even though it's a good knock you

The Ratings Feature Here...
Im not big on the points thing here altho I do like to go up in levels so I can know Im doing something right around here but theres one thing about the ratings that gets my goat... Why is it that there has to be one jackass in the bunch that doesnt rate you the same way others do? I mean I know Im no dog and I dont consider myself to be perfect but most of the time I get my share of 10's..and then when I think everything is going along really well, some jackass has to "buck" the system and rate me lower than everyone else has.... I know everyone is entitled to their own views but what makes them think that I deserve to be rated lower than the rest have rated me.... Are they doing that to be an asshole or do they have issues that dont permit them to rate people higher than they do?? I guess Ill never understand people...

Halo
never promised you a ray of light I never promised there’d be sunshine every day I gave you everything I have The good, the bad Why do you put me on a pedestal? I’m so up high that I can’t see the ground below So help me down you’ve got it wrong I don’t belong there Chorus: One thing is clear I wear a halo I wear a halo when you look at me But standing from here You wouldn’t say so You wouldn’t say so if you were me And I, I just wanna love you Oh, oh I, I just wanna love you I always said that I would make mistakes I’m only human and that’s my saving grace I’ll fall as hard as I try So don’t be blinded See me as I really am I have flaws and sometimes I even sin So pull me from that pedestal I don’t belong there [Chorus] One thing is clear I wear a halo I wear a halo when you look at me But standing from here You wouldn’t say so You wouldn’t say so if you were me And I, I just wanna love you Oh, oh I, I just wanna love you Li

Pwu Vs. Jcw 12/16 Results; Icp's Surprise Is Ecw's Raven Returns To The New Alhambra Arena...
***The following is from www.prowrestlingunplugged.com*** Pro Wrestling Unplugged PWU vs. JCW 12.16.06 By Asher Katz “The Good Guy” Azrieal vs. Aramis The XFC graduate, Aramis comes out to a very warm welcome. However, Azrieal had a few words for Aramis, letting him know that he won’t be underestimating him this time, as he lost his last match against Aramis due to carelessness. Both men immediately go after each other fast and furiously, with Azrieal eventually getting the upper hand early on. The self proclaimed “good guy” didn’t quite live up to his moniker as he frequently used the ropes against Aramis and took advantage of the ref’s 5 count on chokes and keeping Aramis tied up in the corner. At which point, the crowd quite vocally informed Azrieal that he sucked. Aramis took advantage of the crowd’s distractions and hit a big reverse suplex on Azrieal for a near fall. Aramis continued his assault on Azrieal with a series of lucha influenced pin attempt

Creating
I'm usually good about posting a blog about something at least once a week. I guess I've been a little behind the last few weeks. So today was really thinking about the following. If you could create your perfect world for yourself around you would you do it? I would think most people would actually say yes but then you sit and think about it and you think to yourself well what can I do, I work hard as it is at my daily job or school and if you have a family that takes time as well so where would you take this extra time needed to make all your dreams come true. First off you have to decide what is really important to you. Is it to be well off financially? How about having your dream house? What if there was something you always wanted to do but didn't think you could actually do it, such as writing a book or traveling some where far off? All this is possible and then some. All it takes is thoughts. Yes I know what you're thinking, just thoughts is what it takes.

Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe It's never too early for Christmas cookies. Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing.... 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor..... by the way, that is your excreise for the day, so yuo dont havee to w;lak. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it l

What A Week Of Brews....warm Welcome
Let's just say that I love the holidays, and love sharing new handcrafted beers, ales and other ilk with my band of hooligans, scalliwags, and occasionally with my rapscallion of a metaphysical brother.... SO in no particular order here's a smattering of what I had the joy of quafting this past week. Not for everyone, but a wonderous mix of bevi's: The first 4 are from an Enlish Brewer, Ridgeway Brewing in Oxfordshire, UK (of course :P) and imported by the Shelton Brothers our of Belchertown MA Pun intented we'll start with the Warm Welcome: Now talk about Chesnuts roasting on an open fire (bad I know could not resist...the pants command me!) The bottle labels it as "A Perfect Holiday Toast!" and I could not agree more. Probably the best Nut Brown Ale I've had all season, not to mention the great artwork and 6% alchohol...Ale is smooth, nutty, sweet and good cold to cool, didn't last until warm, but had great nuances as it cooled, just was too tasty to hold back....Will

Wanna Go For A Bite...
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92%Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage67%Whips42%Blind Folds33%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Reading The Sign Of The Times
Got these photos and blurb in an email the other day ------- This is a real Italian restaurant in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. You have to admit... This guy sure exercises his freedom of speech ! Casa Dice Restaurant signs, CLICK HERE Nothing like speaking of one’s own mind!!

Hot Guy Contest
Ladies, this here is my very first blog and contest that my friend entered me in. Help poor little virgin me to succeed on this quest, I will highly appreciate all votes and comments, thank you all. mmmmmuuuaaaahhhh. must go here------------>http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=418464&i=3001712280

The Chili Cookoff
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL .. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be

With Out Your Love
Without your love i'm very sad My night is so grey It feels so badly Without your love my world is lonely My day is so heavy It feels so terribly Without your love my body is powerless My heart has pain It's hurt's that i can't explain Without your love my mind is so empty My head is insane It hit's me inside like the strong sound of plane Without your love everything is so calm My thought goes around Just keep seeing your face as the day go by make my heart melt Without your love i am lost Nothing is wonderful Nothing is colourful Nothing is worthful Nothing is meaningful Just your love can keep my heart gleeful